You
Yeah, I'm sorry in here.
Fingers in Le Shambon?
Alright.
Followed by plates.
Oh, the twitch have an update looks seem to me
Replay first Hollow Knight and flush silk song. Oh
It's 70 the April fools. Oh, right. It's April
That's it.
I'm trying to release the baby
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hintype.
Look outside too, got announced, really?
Hey, you.
Silksonger's waiting for Silksong.
like Gimba Throne's fans are waiting for Winds of Winter
that's got the three battle theme no name
Drine 2 is sitting at 95% dude
who stole my conju- oh yeah
Ten, ten.
Ten.
Please don't take over all my audio.
Ah.
But have I seen this trailer?
Hey, you.
Ah.
Fuck off.
That doesn't count.
It wasn't the real thing.
It was not the real thing. It doesn't count.
It does not.
Yeah, I need to I love the Crimson Desert I thought was great
Oh, yeah, right midweek garth tournament tonight, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure that's happening
Thank you, Jeopardy fresh of it 64
You kind of wish I won't play silk song simply because it's so long and difficult
Personally, I don't want me song or silk time also if you chat and I'll see you tomorrow
Thank you rage 664 a lot with x5 to
two bottles x52 but I just say that I'm crazy out of x54 no fate of things 115
tassel is 34 now you just missed me playing Crimson Desert where I'm not
gonna spoil anything for people so yeah all good
Grime was the game about the guy with the black hole head it was awesome as hell
yeah and the sequel came out yesterday and it's sitting at 95% so very good very
good reviews
What the hell is this? Backrooms? Oh, is this 21 hours ago? 4.2 mil views? Jesus.
I'll wash the back rooms.
Let's go.
Okay.
What did you find?
A place.
I found a place.
What?
Is this real?
Or is it just like an April's thing?
Is this actually...
It looks kind of legit.
I don't know.
It looks kinda legit.
Is it real?
Hello?
Anyone there?
Folks!
Okay, I'm gonna come back here with proof like you feel me. Yeah
I've been here every night since I found the place I still barely scratch the surface
This place builds them.
It's like a maze. It just goes on and on.
Sometimes I'm scared I'll get lost.
I don't understand. What is this?
It's beautiful. Am I right?
I'll watch it man. It might be a walk pad movie. Maybe. It could be good man. Oh, it's
decent yeah. Huh. Allidarts chaos slept with my wife chaos. I need to kill chaos. I don't
do that. Thanks 69 man. Inzaze thanks for the 71 cows. Thanks 64. Super killer 58 till
I like it like 64, Skyrim is like 58, really 75.
Grim, Grim, Grime is not slop, Grime is legit.
I didn't even know a sequel was in the works
until chat told me like two, three days ago or something.
Or I just forgot.
Yeah, Grime one was super legit.
So I'm excited to see the second one.
The second one has very good reviews.
So I, yep.
Yeah.
What walk pad do I have?
I have like the walk pad A1 pro or something.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
VA proxy.
This is kind of fire.
The actress house down done with the kid himself.
This looks like that game where you parry a nuke or whatever.
It is that game! Oh, it is.
I'm a sick. Yeah, I'm kind of sick, you know? Kind of sick there, yeah?
Perche, why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st because they've just finished in 31 Day March?
thanks 64 man thanks I'm firing up grime I'm excited for this one man
JK thanks 40 is that no signal there it's probably launched in full screen
that's why
Was there chromatic? Oh, I don't like that. Thanks.
Why no silk song? Because I don't feel like playing it.
I can't give you a better answer I don't feel like playing it
You know all I thanks for the 70
Like there will be a point when I feel like it I don't feel like it
But Jake I think sporty. I really just can't give you a better answer. I'm sorry. I just I'm not in the mood man
Not in the mood
I guess it's up to community.
Cosmo Celestial. I thank you.
Just calm please. Thank you for the
Nice, Verdi, let's go dude.
I can't answer that physical because there's no way I'm doing it if my hamstring isn't
healed.
I would love to though.
are quick that makes the 121 grime to clever logo there
yeah should be physical I courted to Pete to have like five months left of
rehab for it thanks for a stretch thank you
was subliminal today it was not that like the back rooms game I play the demo of
or whatever yeah it was this one it was pretty good oh that's 68 it's not bad
though
pay attention
I knew it, thanks to your anniversary, bad bio, very quick, thanks to the ones we won.
Oh yeah, if you have F's this Twitch, I'm not dropping any frisms.
Let's go!
Okay, the world doesn't change, but you do. Use your mini shapes to grow, adapt, and
overcome the default difficulty. The world changes to your satisfaction.
Difficulties, lower damage numbers can be further changed to the gameplay
settings. Some achievements are lost, but obviously I'm stand-arbing.
Oh
Something weathers the waves a rippler of waves
ah at last I thought with substance and it is confused okay I can choose to say
dot dot dot group of dots I can do group of dots and a question mark or
question mark question mark question mark I guess I'll do that oh worry not
Little egg confusion is only natural the first thought in fact
Mmm always the first thought I
Don't know the story of grime one that was years ago man. I don't remember shit. I just remember the final boss was really cool
However, you must not linger in confusion to linger is stagnancy
boyson
Instead, let your confusion sweep you towards a hunger, delicious curiosity.
If you desire it, understanding will come naturally.
Like, I don't think you need to know the story of the first game to understand this one, probably.
As more of thoughts, wants and memories coalesce with you, as you become yourself, myself?
Oh, already forming your very own questions, so eager to learn, to grow, how delightful
your avaness.
It's pretty much a universe born an entity to eat up planets.
comes out of this one of a different kind.
Ah.
Heh.
I suppose you may be one of mine after all.
Mmm.
Bowring.
Nah, where are we?
This is where mines take shape from a collection of very...
Mmm.
Colorful thoughts.
Mmm.
Already you're being drawn beyond.
They're about to take shape, little egg.
So put you beyond the reach of my voice, remember this.
The world beyond is yours, a buffet, to satiate your hunger.
Let no prey tell you otherwise.
Now awaken, little egg.
Feast and hatch
If I was like town whoo Brian to
I think the devs will be here.
They came into my stream during Crimson Desert and asked if I was going to play it because
they loved seeing this stream of Grime 1.
So maybe Devin will be here.
Moisty.
Oh, gotta move myself.
Zoom!
I'll go up here.
L to move.
We don't take any L's in the stream.
Are these there short?
Hey, you got a little dash.
There's the map.
Formless surrogate, seal, deathmark, smith, artisan, depth, traversal, and objective.
Oookay.
Oh, Barbarian Chronicles on Steam? Yeah.
Breath.
Destroying enemies grants breath.
A full charge of breath can be converted into health.
Okay, so that round meter is breath and then you press R2 to heal okay
Oh, it's like a hot oh this is like a Perry
X to jump all right hold to jump higher. All right. All right. This is dodge roll tutorial
We can dash and avoid damage. Yeah
This looks nice first game was super nice and this one. Yeah, it's got really good reviews. I
Wonder if I need to like mark stuff on the map already marker mode. Oh
Sick, okay. That's really nice
Well, this thing behind here is yellow. So I'll pop a squid on it
Nice
yeah I'm just gonna mark stuff already maybe I won't need to but press R1 just
before an enemy attacks to land a parry all right now yo lanky parry hold L to
look up okay you big Jaws like 35 man thank you
Hey, Perry is juicy. I like that.
I like that.
Yeah, Valeria, wood up, and Beloyle, like 65,
and Cresol, like 76, adding silksunks,
flashgibbers to the Xonor 2, and the Minecraft server.
The Minecraft server, haven't heard that in forever.
Mallaxe, ooh, you can open inventory and equip weapons,
gain weapon charges by hitting enemies with basic square.
There's triangle to consume the weapon charges,
uses unique also and it is so weapons have unique special attacks sick I you
can have two weapons equipped nice unless it's a two-hand weapon maybe
damage scales with and it says there it's fast 16 damage special attack
throws an axe forward chopping stopping on the first enemy hit and spinning in
place sounds like a boss destroyer dude your scranto nice man let's go dude
congrats you can't lower the screen shake I feel like it's a little bit a lot
pray cool all right very nice let me lower the screen shake a bit let's do
it like that I could just remove it
cool
Oh, and the little circle there on the axe is the charge. I'm kind of...
What about this?
Maybe- Ah!
Maybe I can go back and grab the other one.
I have notes for Gord.
Yeah, apparently Frank is doing some April Fools, just like me playing this instead of Silksong.
Nah, that's not an April Fools. That's just because this is the better game.
I'll see what it is.
I can break this
Okay, oh, I'd be on the one probably drop one to I missed I
Have air dodge sick
My final bird on crimson desert I sick those sick don't worry. I'm not I'm gonna spoil for people
Yeah, I thought I thought it was sick actually I mean it definitely has its issues, but yeah, no, I was it was cool man. I
Think I can remove this marker now
Reset
Happy birthday, Ella. Why'd people happy?
You know, thank you because you're such a joke Gotham, huh? What?
Oh, because it's April 1st and you do jokes on my birthday and it's like a joke.
Oh, you can do air plunge.
Okay, cool.
Break to create a shortcut.
Even if you spoil, someone who's starting is not going to believe you.
That's true, yeah.
There was something to the side in the beginning here.
Zoom, zoom.
It's probably where they want me to go, I guess.
Or?
Oh, a battle room.
Fragments.
It's like a level down there, skill points.
Other frails don't understand.
They think artistic beauty is only found in exploring the unknown and unseen.
They're blind to the brilliance, wondrous marvel right under their very noses.
Grime Dev here, how'd you play our new game?
Hmm, let's see, what's the Dev Studio's name?
Cloverback Qwally, hmm.
I will choose to believe you, Creepypice, I think.
There's a lot of imposters here, you know, but I choose to believe you, I think.
Ah, precious hands.
Oh, we need- oh! Oh, you do backflip if you jump backwards, that's kind of nice.
There's something here.
Okay.
jimmy thanks to 88 you can verify through discord okay you listen I believe
it I believe it the same lore now jimmy thanks 88 I'm happy you guys are
getting really good reviews on your game and I loved grind one I thought it was
really good hopefully this one is just as good
zoo zoo zoo zoo you can verify me on Facebook no silk song dev here hate to
see you playing this game
I
Okay
Oh it is boss destroyer see that shit oh my god the damage okay don't choke on the tutorial
that will be incredibly washed.
We're not washed in this stream.
I'm washed!
I need to parry.
I don't need to parry, but parrying is cooler than dodging.
Oooooohhhhhh!
Stop!
All right, sick.
Grasp. Highlighted objects can be grasped from afar. Move R to aim at a graspable target and then
Release it to grass
Hi, Ella just wanted you to know my kid gots a name on new orange cat that looks like Garfield
It's now named LR cat in your honor could be because Garfield cat is known as the LR game here. No, it's really not
It's not I'm going back as we can go to the left to the checkpoint to check
We could use the hand there I think
Garfield is not the mascot here, what the hell?
That's crazy.
Thank you, Tandagini.
Hello!
Thanks for the 1-year, man.
No, it's not.
Okay, this is not highlighted.
Alright.
Yeah, it would glow white there, I guess.
Alright, well, now we know.
Do you eat lasagna once a week because we're Garfers?
No, we're not.
Okay, so these are paths going back, gotta remember to see that because I'm going to
miss it. We don't march, we don't play Garf. Garfield is not my legacy legacy legacy. Surrogate.
Unsealed surrogates become your chip points. Grow your power inside of surrogates using
the fragments of the short prey. Most of the prey will return. Yeah. So we're basically,
I feel like we're here to just eat the world. Bam. Molds. Whoa. Oh, you can warp immediately.
nice birthplace dried paints and growth I mean I'll take some health for now so
that's strength this weapon scales with diverging cool and strength of course
but I'll find other stuff that's cool why do you have Garfield and stream tags
then no I don't no I don't drops enable this there though for some reason remove
it health classic start oh you can remake but you need something all right so
there is respecking very nice very very nice your legacy is having the primitive
Fpv, Lord of the Rings Golem?
Aw, shit, you just reminded me.
I just show you something.
Give me 10 seconds.
I had a friend over from the UK yesterday, and he brought this.
What the fuck, man?
He bought it two years ago when I did the Gollum permadeath rung.
Thanks.
Ah!
The pair is very satisfying.
Very nice.
New Prey found.
I didn't know they made Ella figurines.
Haha!
Shut up.
That was two years ago, apparently, yeah.
okay it like opens up now the parry deals insane damage poor the
probably put in the background somewhere I guess what does this mean
something with axe throwing I don't have charge anyways
Oh, okay, huh.
Don't think you're so clever, man.
Oh, wait, does gear show on you?
Handcloth chest.
Cosmetic or armor?
Increased paint generated from attacking, as for your weapon I guess.
So you can choose which one you want to ask Cosmetic.
Oh, this is basically transmog, yeah.
So the second slot is transmog and the top spot is what gear you want to use.
That's clever.
That's very straightforward actually, that's super nice.
you see it yeah that's really good
tight
my mold wards some enemies have mold wards which are visible on their health
bar breaking a mower stones the enemy and opens them up for an absorb dash into
the enemy to absorb their mold okay absorb molds have no cost you can only
hold one at a time you can cast this kind of like spell casting oh okay so you
have creatures you you get but like a shiwukong or something
Yeah, I seem might have been one time use
You get a double jump here. I'm gonna mark it. I'm marking this marker mode with this
Sick now it shows there
But I play routine routine was amazing dude dash into enemies with broken mold. Yep, we'll do
Oh, it's tight! It's good!
Oh, a lot of environmental stuff. Nice.
Yeah, I could, um, let's see.
You can see molds, assimilate molds to unlock, okay assimilate molds you got to do there,
okay.
They have depth traversal.
Another example of your ULUQ today, UwU.
Mmmmm...
Thanks.
Oh, there is full damage for enemies, nice.
Ow.
April Fools.
Suck my nuts.
Haha.
April Fools.
Was that so fun for ya?
Gekko makes it a three year anniversary.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
I chose the violence today you have evolved x73 yeah I can remove the pink marker true
very easy to do also you don't have a cursor here but it's fine
Ow! Okay.
How's the parry so satisfying? Cursed finger assimilated. Okay. Oh, I have that one permanently now. Yeah.
So you gotta get a certain amount for these to get them permanently unlocked, I guess.
Cool.
Tight.
Oh yeah, I got gloves!
Increase paint generated from attacking, sure.
Yeah, you see them there too.
Very nice!
Knife Hand.
Okay.
It grows for a slower s- The Knife Hand grows for a slower swing that can be chained twice.
Each special attack in the combo being much stronger than the last.
Okay.
Cool.
So you can combo with this there's like combo points or whatever
Yeah XH SDF thanks 39 man and Vibaldic 73 Gecko like three years again
Zoom, zoom.
Hmm, must be the way back.
Stop, stop, stop.
You all right?
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay.
It's kind of fun. I like it.
You know, the guns gave some better reset, man.
reset man next game I'm looking forward to well first it was this one and then
what the hell do you have do you have mold you have mold no
fragmata fragmata is like what is it 14th or something like two weeks hey you
average flaw like 35 28 damage this dagger is really good as 45 last time
you got thank you man this just works playing Christmas that's when they can't
withdraw my money oh shit you know Vixels thanks 53 yeah I'm crimson desert
definitely has the issues but it wasn't a sick game though
Fragments. I have a level up point. Did I play Grime 1? I did, yeah. When it came out,
I played it. Full playthrough. Tee? I don't trust this. Where's this? Area map unsealed.
Breaking his seal unlocks the area map.
Oh, okay.
Zoom, okay, there we go.
That's better.
All right, you can even see the path you've taken.
That's cool.
Yo, Zephix the 107, thank you.
Yo, I watched an old video of yours
playing Medieval Dynasty.
Will you come back to that game sometime?
I'll change the improvements.
Oh, I forgot about that game, yeah.
Um, no plans to do it right now.
I'll level up some more health for a bit.
Did I get pen?
So then I missed it.
Yeah, so we have this permanently unlocked now
so you can change where you want.
So you see what they scale with too.
So molds also scales with stuff.
Oops.
Oh, so you can have three of them equipped in one temporary, I guess?
Cool.
Solid, man.
Solid.
This hit.
Yeah.
How often can I- oh, is that my mana bar?
Under my health bar.
Yeah, okay.
Or is it cooldown?
No, it's mana bar and then they also have cooldown, okay.
Cool.
Why is it already so flashy?
I'm a pleb.
Sick.
Yo, what up, Hope?
I think it's just your gooner brain, right?
mold
Wait mold oh new mold what is this?
Ah
Oh, they don't share their combo points or whatever.
That's cool.
Okay.
So there's the Maul now.
Yup.
Figured.
Yup.
Yo, Cypher always comes for you even when you're mauling right in front of the gig
column.
Yeah, thanks 38.
That makes me 107.
Oh, that was definitely some mauling last stream.
No doubt.
same hell I would have gig in oh shit need some ability here this was practicing
basement for four hours after another that has never happened before
incidents I mean yeah I mean yeah you got mold on your wall should you dash
into it probably not please don't do that man
it's combos tight man
Combat system's nice.
Game's very good so far. I mean, I'm in the
absolute beginning, but no, they got really solid systems in already.
Okay, I'll watch A-mall
if it's a mold.
I fucking hate showing so much.
When I go to bed I'm gonna set up a macro that makes the Ivy guy kill Chunk on repeat
while I sleep.
Fair.
Chunk just wants his food, man.
Come on.
Oh hell yeah Arthur, let's go.
Clasp the mace.
Okay.
A little mace this time.
We also got this.
I missed that.
Nice.
This weapon increases in size and power before slamming down, pushing enemies back.
and power increases further for each weapon charged held I mean I'll try it
over the axe to play around with it oh it's humongous Jesus Christ I think I'm
in the green area mold so you can charge it up if you have three points to
Oh
Bunk what is this? I can't lose it
Oh shit.
Gentlemen, it's a great pleasure to inform you that today's Wednesday. It's true. That is true.
Dude, in the beginning of the Gnomark, I actually was pretty good at gnoming and then I literally just got worse and worse and worse and worse.
Now it's just embarrassing.
Oh yeah, can heal up. I forgot that was a mechanic. Nice.
Bonk. Mold. Yoink. There we go. We got the spiked finger assimilation.
So let's see if I charge this up now. Oh, 87 damage! The name of this game, Grime 2. There's a Grime
1 also. Um, yeah. I think you figured out for the game being named Grime 2. Grime 1 is really good.
And this one is looking really good already, and I'm like not even an hour in.
Zoom. Okay, I can't stand on this, need some kind of power.
There's no- oh yeah, there's no Hospital Aliens one, that's true. Unless it's on like
ground dash then immediately jump oh there's movement tech cool you do a sick
flip
obviously I didn't
I didn't do everything in uh, Crimson Desert.
Don't worry, I'm not going to like, spoil anything with Crimson Desert.
Let me see, I want to read about this spiked finger.
Yeah I want to get this to the spiked finger.
Oh here, no?
No?
There what?
Down?
What?
Down?
Spike finger.
Now I can go down. Okay.
Cool.
Creates a mold that stays in place dealing continuous damage.
Cool.
Skills with strength.
Nobody at all has the Platinum Trope in Crimson Desert?
Yeah, I mean, it's gonna take forever.
you let's see where are we it's a new area let's go left first Casador I think
it's 21
okay
another tutorial or what is that isn't this just mold yeah I've been here
before this is not it is a shortcut nice
yeah Jane is I've just told so many different things on how to do it you
know nice
yeah the achievements in Crimson Desert are very met again it's it's all just
challenges, complete all the sword challenges, complete all the shield
challenges, all the spear challenges, yada, yada, yada. Oh, friend? Mold!
Arm.
Okay, breath wards. Breaking a breath ward stuns the enemy, letting you grasp them.
Grasp to absorb their breath and gain a heal charge. Okay. When it's yellow, then you can grasp.
Okay, I see.
Oh
Shit
oh
okay that was a uh okay what was this all right that's fine
yeah that's big okay
fuck
Oh my god, there's a third of my health!
Oh, sick! I like a first boss. I forgot my molds. I do.
Force.
Force regenerates slowly and depletes when attacking or dashing.
Is this stamina bar?
While force is above the marker, weapon damage is massively increased.
Specials are extremely powerful attacks use force to empower them further
Yeah, I played grime one I did yeah, so this is a stamina bar, but you don't need to pay attention to it. I think
Yeah, I can still melee here. It's just weaker and I can still dash and stuff
You could just use it to like empower your hammer and shit
Cool.
14-14 and how much is it without 9?
So it's a huge difference.
What about the hammer?
42.
26.
God, that's a big, big, big difference.
damage difference. I'm molded. Hey you. Cool. Uh, FIFA thanks to 109, one name thanks 30,
balls give thanks 45 one more gator and we complete the four
mm Nintendo 64 lads aren't planned distance ladder stuck in the clinic
prismatic pearl that's for respect being nice I am now we're back up here again
cool now this is sick so far very good
Zoooo!
The last situation in drama is just completely unhinged.
Here I can move. All right, I can also go bottom right. Now I'll move in here.
Yeah, not that character this time, Master.
So where are we now?
Hmm. Yeah, you should probably go that way. Let's see what's over here. Nothing here.
This actually said yesterday after another crash out that he wants to play lethal company to de-stress. Huh. Yeah.
Oh, this is the map marker. Nice.
It's a glory to make here. I'm green because I found full green gear. It's like the first thing you find.
Breaking two seals unlocks fast travel for the area. Enter a surrogate and select warp.
Okay, so you have to break the seals in the area to unlock warping. That's nice. I like that.
You don't have warping immediately. Frey can break away from stuns. Is this new mold?
140 damage
Where's the moose helmet?
No moose helmet here.
I wonder if there's like secret mimic walls.
Shadow Facts, 124, Madame Fedora, thanks, 84.
So basically this is the good silk song?
True, true.
Item molds now.
Item molds refreshed or used as insurgates.
Finding more of the same item will increase the use.
Item molds are equipped in surrogates.
OK.
So now I have something else.
have this launch projectiles that home in on nearby enemies but you only refill
this
we can grow a bit I'll still get more health I mean your damage is insane
already like very this early on the damage is very strong molds yeah we
We have this homing thing here. We'll put it on left.
Oh, so these are ones that speck with the yellow...
No, I mean the purple hand.
These are ones that scale with... Maybe that's all of them.
And these are the items?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm double crimson, I am, yeah.
Zoo.
Recently we watched your amazing Dragon's Dog M2 playthrough, still a really funny and
cozy playthrough, all-warrior, deep drama with Megamos.
Yeah, I enjoy the playthrough of Dragon's Dog Man.
Imagine not playing Full Strength Build?
Yeah, surely I won't.
Whoa!
Relative family, what a lovely shape you've taken.
We're jealous.
in becoming as you have we require reference we are family yes and how
fortunate for you you already possess such a splendid form you do not know
yet what we are but you do what are we we're paint but we are not paint is only
paint until it becomes all that matters is what it wants to become all that
What matters is what you want, why a reference?
Paint has no meaning until it is stroked and smeared and spread.
Any painters in chat?
I cannot become without a reference, I have no purpose without becoming.
Out of my way soup, how much reference do you want?
Yes, we desire to become, that which one takes with them everywhere like a best friend,
a cherished partner.
What is a weapon? One you would have discarded, one you would have never used.
All art can be improved, the touch of our fingers will discover its potential, and our
own. For art and paint, we become together. Choose a weapon to give.
All of this just works.
I have the mace, I have the axe, I have the knife. I quite like the knife and the mace.
axe too the axe is like a mix it's like a medium attack speed more damage than the knife but less
damage in a mace. They said one I would have discarded I'll just choose the axe see what happens
yes well balanced versatile and such a lovely design relative of ours for you to abandon such a
piece it is very shameful jealousy will be turned towards us once we unfurl the
Oh, it has already been touched by another the savior ah
Supreme artistry we submit
Molder
Okay
He has two health bars.
He has one health bar.
So I got the Molax back now.
Wait, what is this?
Defeat powerful prey to gain hunt pigments.
Use them to unlock formless traits in the surrogate growth menu, you can change between
traits at no cost.
Why does it say plus two here?
Where's that menu they talked about?
Oh, is it this? Here.
Oh, okay.
Forced parry, gain 12 force and a successful parry.
Force mold, gain 20 force when consuming paint to cast a mold.
Does not apply to item molds.
and force dash dashing right before getting hit resource 18 force all plus
two is from the armor oh okay I see I see what is plebiality increase damage
for plebiality scaling weapons traits and molds and diverging scaling weapons
traits and molds so basically find a weapon you want to stick into but I'm
but a boom. Fixed 30, Strength. Yeah.
Perry is really satisfying in this game.
Also this Force mode is really nice too. Dashing in. Yeah dashing's all right but
I'm gonna, I'm gonna Perry it. Oh and then you can just freely change it if you want.
yeah all right oh that's that's solid easy peasy i guess i'll grow some more health because enemies
deal insane damage so do you
aha shortcut
All right, it's going to get DLC, is that...
What is this?
Can I mold?
There's something here.
Or am I crazy?
Yeah, I can't...
Huh.
I need some kind of move here.
Okay, I'm going to mark it.
Mark it.
with red this year solid yeah yeah I mean I'll play it at some point but now
I'm all about molds and paints
All right. Wait, there's definitely... Why are these spikes here? This is suspect.
Oh
There's a very squelchy game there's a roguelike no it's a bunch of Vani out
Oh, I see you can go in there dash right in
ah
stamina
ah
yoinkies
of
Oh combo finisher I didn't even know that was a thing on this I'm dead I'm dead to mold
Okay. Please have mercy. No!
That was only so I could see the death animation. See what you lose, you know? I don't know
I don't know if I lost any points down there.
Launch him.
Tombo tight
It would have nailing not sad to see crimson marks over
Yoinkies boy
Damn insane combo. Yo, what we forgot? Okay, there's something in here.
Genius?
Okay.
I've done Witcher 1 and 2, is it not enough?
Is it not enough?
Now I'll do two and one. I didn't think Witcher 2 was all that, you know?
Witcher 1 though, that shit was tight.
Witcher 1 was one of the greatest RPGs I've ever played.
Oh, shortcut.
I think I'd rather use the axe over the hammer.
I don't know.
Wait, what was this?
Throwing thumbs?
Okay.
This is a new weapon.
I'm gonna throw thumbs.
Huh.
It's throwing daggers.
Okay.
Don't like throwing throwing hands though.
Whoops minus one.
This is kind of solid.
Mold!
Yoink!
Oh shit, Jesus.
Oh
Why is that a formidable foe yeah was
Squish squish everything's paint you know here's another one of these I wonder if
it's just nothing or if it is something but I'll mark it just in case easy yeah
BUSH! Thanks to this 86 man!
Long ass time and
Announcement chat wait for school
Exclusively today, we will allow politics in chat. Oh enjoy it while it lasts
Do not listen to him. Do do do not listen to him. It is not true
I need to mark this. I need like a double jump or something.
Arrow up.
OK, down there.
I guess we go up and left.
Yeah, sounds good to me.
I'm going to use the maze over the axe.
Something quick, something slow.
of
the
death
of
I
Just cheats I
Think I cheated
I have no plan.
Yoink!
Summon that shit.
Dead.
Okay.
I have no plans for risk of rain too.
Nothing.
Oh
Green
Why I would like that I love you were three
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Here's another one of these walls, there's clearly something there too, because I can see that it's a wall.
It might just be like a shortcut wall.
Probably, but let's mark it.
What difficulty do I play XCOM 2 on the second hardest?
YAMOTA 106! Let's go, it goes fast man.
That's a respec dude.
Yeah, they're shortcut walls is what they are.
I don't really need to mark them, I'll see them.
Okay, go on then.
Is there a stamina of HP?
Yeah, no, yeah, that's stamina bar.
If it's above the arrow, you deal an insane amount more damage.
Your ink summon dead.
So you don't need stamina in order to attack, but as if it's above the green bar.
Yeah, you just deal a lot more damage.
Like it's a lot more.
Oh, off-grid materials, okay.
Blood rot splinter.
The game doesn't punish you for low stamina, it just rewards you for being high on stamina.
Mud falls. What up Aiden?
That's an upgrade material.
So they can be hidden in the background like that.
Oh nice!
I'm still gonna get more health until I find some other stuff, I guess.
I mean, I already have two respecs if I want to use them.
Don't need it.
Ow.
Am I afraid of falling into space, the infinite void like with the ocean?
No not the same way man, the ocean is fucking creepier in my book.
Is that new mold?
Okay, what's their attack like?
Yeah I'm not afraid of the depth, I'm afraid of the stuff that's there man, like the fucking
deep sea angler fish and shit
A friend of mine swam in open ocean ones with diving goggles and said it was the scariest
thing he's ever done looking down into the abyss.
I had that one when I was in Thailand when I was, I don't know, I was like 12 or something
when snorkeling.
When you go on a boat out into nothingness, like in the ocean, and then like, if you
look down, it was like very pretty, very like coral reefs and all these like colorful fish
and stuff.
look to the left it just steeped right into nothingness shit was so creepy but
beautiful but creepy I don't mess around with that stuff man
Von der Broughenheim, thanks for the one year man.
I need to find the map here.
Oh, hello.
Well, look at you, a real piece of work.
I dare say you're the most right proper smiths around here.
A quaint thing among us.
Pitiful half maids.
Oh, forgive my bad manners.
I would stand and offer your pristine figure a most gracious bow.
But you see, my limbs, they've gone quite breathless.
Darn things are practically worthless now.
May as well hand them over to the faceless for some scraps of breath.
Maybe gain a few more ships of clarity, huh?
Where- what is breathless?
To ask such a question, truly, you must either mock me or have lived the most sheltered existence.
To lose all breath and become breathless is to become no different from the very ground.
It is what I will be soon be. Just another whole riddled statue decorating the scenery. And where are we?
What a fine question, where are we indeed. I remember a beautiful glimmering
castle, high up filled with the most lovely works of art. But where is it now?
It was just here, wasn't it? Did you see it? I just got here. Of course, how
puzzling. Who are you? Who knows anymore? Perhaps I washed up here from
Starmire or when Palladium fell. Did it fall? Ah, forgive my memory, it's not what it used to be.
The rusting mud is weak here, it merely suckles at our breath, but left in it for as long as we
have and well, an existence such as the one I had, it's probably best to forget all about anyway.
wow would you like me to remember you wait I'm tired of this food shouldn't
talk as much now I'll remember you friend I will not last much longer any
kindness is wasted on me now besides what is there to remember I myself barely
managed you and we just met your surprise when I consume you
No, I say this moment, I'm friends.
So even an ugly work, a half-made one, can be worthy of a memory, like any other piece
of art?
Yes, I would like that.
Better than just fade into the sleutge.
Better than to be forgotten.
of
Elevator, oh there's an elevator here, okay.
Shift up has acquired unbound, a new studio founded by Shinji Mikami, ready for new code
Violet like I'm so ready
Seeker walk oh
Okay, there's an indication for seeker walls the green hands sticking out of it and then goes back. That's a seeker wall
It's got to be
Some frig amounts mortal shell to reveal wasn't that a little while ago we got that or not crazy
mud falls deliver it's a quest danger ahead stop no no get ready chat LR will
will be playing Garfield Carp later tonight.
No, Giggles exist.
Giggles, A621, your vault's kept in company
while I've been sick this week.
Looks like you enjoyed Cribs this one despite the jank.
I did, yeah.
I did, I thought it was great.
And they're patching it fast, so.
Am I getting back out here now?
All right.
Heard the rumors about a new Lord of the Rings game by Kingdom Come delivery devs? No.
That's the first I hear of it.
Wait, who's that? That?
Fine, good job. You half-mades have me surrounded. Now why?
Cracks, broken, pain.
Aha, look, well done on lumbering all the way over here to introduce yourselves.
But I would appreciate even more if you could just lumber right back into the rusting mud.
And die in it!
Give breath, breath, breath.
What breath?
You chased me down here just fine, so you're not blind.
Don't you see I ain't got no frail damned alveoli on me?
You're a breath.
My breath?
Ewww.
Don't you know used breath is bad for ya?
Makes you all crazy.
Wouldn't you rather be just pathetic and ugly?
Why add crazy to the already disgusting mix?
Painful to move cracks, breath fix.
don't say are you there thank Mara don't move stay right there yes perfect hey
look over there someone that isn't slightly out of reach breath thank you
very much strange your Mara's blessing on you know that come on man
Wait, what? Rage attacks? Rage attacks are unparryable, deal heavy damage, and make the
enemy harder to interrupt. That one's so good.
Mold, yoinkies.
Alright, that was easy.
This is a God of War like and a Sekiro like, yeah, also Silksong like.
Oh, what?
Mold-like?
Like RE7?
8?
7?
8?
7, 8, or a like, yeah.
I wonder, that's some kind of debuff this guy does when you're somewhere.
What is this? Salad rated? Oh shit!
I thought it was a 6-7 inch art.
It's about to ban them all.
Thank you, Salad. Did you get any PB, man?
Did I, Bully?
Tough luck, buddy.
I'm sure you'll get him.
I'm not allowed to pee before the next two weeks.
Yeah, it's back to the clinic for you, brother.
Yeah, thank you for the rate, man.
Thank you.
I'm playing Grime too.
It came out yesterday.
Grime 1 was lovely, and this one's shaping up to be just as, if not better.
And what is this?
Eh, oh, okay
Hold
Oh shit
Die
Oh, there's a new Mortal Shell 2 trailer with a lot of gameplay.
Oh, a new one.
Okay.
I need like spike walk or something.
parry nerd
oh
okay where was that I fell into the mud over here
I'm going to stop living.
Yeah, it doesn't seem like you need to recover anything.
Oh, this checkman was so far away.
Yoink!
Stamina?
Boom!
Why are silksongers and shambles?
the shambles because I'm playing a different metrovania compared to silk song before playing silk song.
I haven't seen the Mortarsville gameplay trailer, we could watch it during food break or something.
I also want to watch salty re9 speedrunners.
Solid uploaded one.
Okay, I got a lock in here
I'm combat looting! Why am I combat looting? Am I dense? Okay, I'll get a heal when I
What?
Mold?
Don't be by this.
What?
What was that lingering input?
I thought I could go in there.
That's alright.
five
Okay, why don't you just parry that like it's super free?
He's spin!
The gamer!
No, there's no
Wait, wait, wait!
five
I gotta use these these points I have two of them
oh first ride on my new Canyon Green today and it felt amazing have you picked up the
bike this year no I don't like endurance biking I focus a lot on running now oh new armor
Damage taken doubled
Dude you already taken insane amount of damage
Well that gives you more breath, okay, that's cool
I'm not going to use it, you crazy?
What?
But I could cosmetic it though.
Transmog.
Yeah!
I'm mugging?
No, I haven't seen the game play show for Mortal Shell.
We'll watch it later.
Some good trailer?
Can I like... I... I... I... I... No.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
I need to get, like, Spike Walk or something. Same thing with that item. Like, how am I supposed to grab that?
Spike Walk.
Actually, I could just do this, I guess.
Oh, okay.
Which part was breathed now again?
Is breathed?
Which part was breath?
What about matrix?
Oh, breath was the healer ring.
Oh, okay.
So when I kill enemies when they're marked by that guy, I get more breath.
Thanks.
Okay, a map marker.
Very nice.
put up in jelly that title is evil for us yeah yeah can't warp yet got to find
the next map marker and then we can warp around in this area also that marks
uh yeah there's this guy again fatal danger ahead stop no I'll go left
oh shortcode now all right sick yeah
Not a step closer, we talked from the distance.
Got it?
No!
Rude.
Sometimes a request is just a courtesy, Smith. Not a choice.
There's the third warning you've chosen to ignore. The first two were on the way here.
Oh, the signs.
That's quite enough for me.
Perhaps you feel more communicated now, huh?
What is it exactly you're doing out here?
Not just anyone could break through my barrier.
I was curious.
You just happened to be traveling through an area crawling with dangerous half maids.
You won't even bother with a better excuse?
Fine, have it your way.
What?
Let's have a closer look at you.
Now that I have a better look you don't look all that bad well made even
Yo hobo bobo bobo what?
Nice looking arms fairly proportional overall clearly someone knew what they were doing when they made you a
Good artist isn't something most Smiths were fortunate enough to have
So definitely not just another poor whole helpless Smith discarded like the half maids
no you were sent here weren't you what's a smith ah I've had quite enough
games from you who sent you are you father of law Chamei or is that rusting
is that rusting frail yeah that who funny look I'm any real tired as
performance smiths you know something is off about you often a very familiar
way the bad kind of familiar so you have one last chance I want you to think
very very carefully about the next answer you go you give me what do you
know about go well I'll rip them apart piece by piece savoring the taste of every individual
Lim
Manziel what's taking so long oh
Muck it's you all they say muck is that a fuck I
Gather you know each other
For sure for sure. We're big old friends both of us, right?
Restrain yourself. It's too easy. It's too early. Yes, friends.
Seaman's ill? No reason to be so harsh on him.
Yes, sir.
The truth.
Seaman.
Alright, fine. So maybe I took a little advantage of them.
When I was surrounded by a bunch of half-maids, you left them to deal with your ambush.
See now.
I guess, so anyway, maybe I owe this one a bit of favor or something, for involuntarily helping me out.
Not vaporizing them for trespassing will probably suffice.
Suffice.
Suffice?
Keola thinks that was 17 in the far, got like 78.
Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don't have toe tips.
Yet you can tiptoe, but cannot tip finger.
Oh, I believe I have a better idea.
You know why Smith you and I we're gonna to make a deal mutually beneficial. Don't worry
Come inside. I won't cause you further harm now that I know your verse friend
And a potentially useful one of that yeah, I played all the way to it was solid
absolutely
Could this be the blacksmith or something
Well, we can go in there. Here's the barrier. Alright.
Yo, Darkwatch, I've done the first boss. Game's super solid so far.
Very.
Hey, you.
Well then, let's start this over.
I'm Manzo and this is my house. Where and the others here work for me?
And if you prove yourselves, so will you.
Now, before all that, let's assume I believe you, that you really have no idea what or where you are.
Perhaps you were both made and discarded all at once by a skilled but particularly cruel creator.
If true, then you were taught nothing. You must feel very confused. Lost even.
I can help you with that. Give you answers. A home. A goal. Purpose.
Isn't that what you want? You want this over with. Skips conversation.
Yeah, that sounds cozy. Indeed. And who would have want that?
Nothing grounds a newly crafted smith quite like discovering your purpose.
or well having another discovery for you I suppose so do you accept what we'll
have to do in return go on a little trip deliver a little some you seem capable
enough it's nothing worth worrying about do you accept yeah sure
let me just there was that unimportant let's talk about your task I need you
reach the town of Kan-Kan it is to far to the far right once there you'll find a
friend of mine the town's breath Smith that sounds important
give him this locked sphere and that's it a reasonable simple tests especially
for someone like you I can tell complete this delivery and I'll consider you
qualified to join us I'll tell you everything you need to know until then
use the basement behind me as your room this is your new home now go on make
yourself comfy hey okay oh I'm going this way okay I'm not
see your wall
ah okay nice
This was kind of nice you get breath when killed so you have a lot of sustain
Damn this song's super nice
Still just gonna pump health and put these in
And then you get force I don't remember force was that's your molds they spawn mama
the
Mr. Weeks takes the 40, Laudmar takes 59, and Kjollagin takes the 117.
Weapons specials are extremely powerful attacks. Use force to empower them further.
Yeah, true. Yeah. Oh, is this the like the dummy? This is like a dummy to try your combos
and stuff, I guess. I had a finishing move once. Am I crazy?
I don't know how I did it.
Yeah, these two renders were fun, it was fun.
The knife hand has a two-hit combo with two charges.
Is that why it was different?
Oh, you have to do them right after each other.
I thought, mm.
Ah, I see.
Any chance on food break we can get to reaction
or reaction for today's Mortar...
Yeah, we're gonna watch Mortal Shell 2 gameplay when I eat my Basta later.
So this is basically the hub, I guess.
Oh, Blacksmith!
Yo.
Mansils sent me to talk to ya.
I was told to speak with everyone here.
Mmm.
Silence. Patience.
Drachman is teased, last of us three there is no way.
I don't believe that, they're too busy with that space game.
Hmm, fine, there, I'll stop here.
The Stolenborn of your world speak far too much, and listen, far too little.
Oh yeah, April, oh yeah, alright.
I fucking hate April first.
Stolenborn, perhaps Clayborn is more suitable at turn.
I'm using for another time. What is it the fallen first wishes of me?
I was told to meet everyone in the house
And see how we could be of service with whatever task you're given yeah
Very well. It's simple. I can enhance and improve any weapon or gear you bring me
Through my hands even the most brittle of twig shall possess powerful thorns
That is all you need to know. Yeah, so obviously, upgrade.
Can you create new weapons?
No, there's enough in the world who seek to create something entirely new, all on their own.
And too few who do not mind sharing the credit to collaborate on a work in order to elevate it.
Indeed, I draw far greater satisfaction from immersing myself in the work of others.
there is something about trying to figure out their vision and then taking
part in its completion so makesh okay so you can in hey you can even enhance the
armor but you need something else for that yeah I could easily upgrade a weapon
here but I don't really know yet
Ah... Comic Sans MSF... I don't have Comic Sans. Or maybe I've always had... I don't know. I don't think I have Comic Sans on Twitch.
I'm done with Crimson for now, yeah.
I do be.
Alright, anyone with 7 TV? Yeah, I only use Frankar faces.
That is all I use.
I'm gonna save my Upgrade material for Grime 3, I think.
Let's go to the right then.
What are you guys?
Whoa, Seb, it looks so good!
Thanks, Seb.
Couldn't have done it without you.
No way, Seb.
You're so awesome.
I knew you could.
Aha!
Aha! You must be joking, Seb. I just did what you told me. You were the one with the vision.
No, Seb, vision alone is enough to make anything. You need a Seb like you to put it in the real work.
Grown internally.
No way, Seb. Anyone can do the work. Vision is rare.
No chance, Seb. Anyone can have any stupid vision they think is grand, but it's usually grandly stupid.
Fine, Sid, but this just proves my point. Your vision's grand, not stupid at all, like most Smith.
Fine, sure, Sid. Whatever. But then you'll need to agree that not just anyone could do the work to make that vision a reality.
Okay, Sid, thanks. I appreciate it.
Don't mention it, Sid, but I appreciate you too. Hey, who's that?
You do?
A Smith, I guess.
Oh that's true you are so are we kind of whoa that makes you a Sid I think I heard
very yelling that there's someone new nice to meet you new Sid yes for a while
you're gonna do that delivery thing man so that's been needing for a while why
didn't they just ask us to do it then because we totally suck at fighting and
the delivery is going to be super dangerous oh yeah but we can still help
right for sure a new no I click you can use it a temporarily strengthen your
weapon sorry so we can do for now we're missing materials take it quietly so I
still not encourage further combo I'll say thank you don't mention it just they
They saw it out there.
About enough broken...
Sips.
They saw it and you said, come back any color.
Sharpening weave assimilated.
Alright.
Solid.
Was this game reading subclass fraternity?
God help a game wanting to introduce some characters in the hub and new mechanics for
your character.
I'm pleasantly surprised you decided to play along out there with that almost fatal entanglement with Manzo.
I didn't expect you to whine about silly past grievances or something.
Uh, it was a smart thing to do.
I'm in. Keep up that attitude and we all will have no problems.
Onwards to far more important matters. Work. Your work.
reaching can count for this delivery of yours is gonna going to definitely
involve some action. Manzil seems confident in your brawny skills but I
thought you should know either way this trip could take you a few shifts and
leave you so damaged you'd be starving for breath. What is breath? I asked I was
told you're about as lost and confused as freshly made smith. It's gonna be the
other thing I'll help you with info. If there's anything you don't understand
just go ahead and ask me about it. This is gonna be one of the rare instances
where I'm forced to accept that there are no stupid questions. Before I hear any
stupid questions let me make this next part absolutely clear. You should take
the path over there here to the right and upwards. Don't take the lower path
through underheads like a rusted moron good good I'm going under hurry up now
got things to get back to all right fair enough yeah I'm not going this way I'm
going under
spoke to them all I think you spoke into everyone good they're a likeable
enough bunch aren't they and more importantly they're good at what they
do everyone has to carry their weight around here expect you won't disappoint
yeah who did something to 99 I'm great man up your well and me projects 21
hi that was cool so this is basically the hub the hub of the game oh the map
The map piece is here.
map
No new mold here
new prey I can break this I guess okay cool hold up I'm just gonna check
something over here yo delict x 23 dooma and potions sell I think the five
years now this takes you to the blacksmith over here no takes it to death
I guess okay good to know he's getting a vision of the the hub here why was a
random sperm floating because I'm pretty sure we're on the beginning of the
creation of the world and our goal is just to eat everyone you know like sperm
and creation and shit, you know.
I think it makes sense.
We're going to watch Mortal Shell 2 gameplay later, yeah.
Yoink!
Oh, it's a counter!
Oh, and it stuns?
No.
Okay.
Join...
Oh, it's definitely a counter, yeah. Okay, that's cool.
Yeah, you can read descriptions, yeah.
But it's definitely a counter.
uh there is a hole here but the map is over here i want to get the map
did i play overlord is that what you command a bunch of dudes because the answer is yes in that case
Yeah, I did play that. I did. Did I play going under? I don't know. I can't remember.
Oh, this is a grappling thing?
Okay, cool.
Overgrown Blob.
What is this?
Create a pull sitting blob that bursts after a situation can be launched forward when
hit.
Okay.
That's cool.
cool
i'm going down there isn't that evidence
how's the game so far it's very good so far
there's like upgraded grime one though i don't really remember how grime one felt too much
but that's what i feel like saying
What?
Stop throwing shit!
Yoyng!
Bonk, bonk, bonk!
Compared to Mio, I mean I like this more.
It's a bit more grimy, like, no pun intended.
I should go for that wall, but this is clearly a secret or something.
Okay, combo attack.
You're going... nice.
We just assembled. Assemblio.
Wait! No, there was a hole in there. I think there's a secret.
Yo, Psysock! A hundred death right on the dot.
Wait, is there no hole in there? No, there isn't.
I guess I'm crazy.
Thank you for the big on-ground, dude.
People saying random that they get randomly tagged, I guess it's like a prank.
I thought Crimson Wizard was awesome, yeah.
I mean, it's definitely not without issues, but no, it was, it was, it was tight.
nice we got the shortcut now maybe we can get to the map oh yes there it is
This is sick.
Fly Sockie, thanks for the 10.
Thank you dude, thank you.
Very...
generous thank you thank you I was trying to figure out how to war but I
think you got to go to chip oh wait for it let me see if I can make it make it
over here there's no way I'll make it over there yeah I need like a double
jump or something I won't be able to make that
you have two codes for this game want to give away inferno I mean just gave on
away man just just give on away man I mean I yeah some Smith look at us with
pity for our feeble bodies but the faceless they hate us for it run away
the faceless will take a little you've left and then laugh not running away
Coalition.
Tight.
tight nice pay attention
don't get distracted
I don't have a crispy critter sponsor, not yet.
There's a new area.
I don't think I want to be here yet. I want to continue to the right.
How's the game? It's thick! It's very good, Bladders.
Nooo! I can't get up. Shit. Alright, we continue, I guess.
I
For back rooms her through the movie. Yeah, we watched the trailer for I thought look good. Ah you Smith
Blease the word a big of you.
Pathetic food begging, eat it.
No, I'll stay a while and listen.
Thank you.
Ah, ah, ah, hard to speak.
So little breath, too little to think.
Keep listening.
This lonely half made wants to ask you a favor.
but my friends so other half forms they were thrown down here agonizing boredom
can't take much longer eat I'll keep listening I think you rainfield man yeah
Hope works good. Well, dude
They fused desperate for the little breath each of them I had left
They are in pain please go down here destroy what is left of my friends
Okay, I mean I'll do that and then I'll come back to him
No
No, I eat him anyways.
Awww.
Alright, let's go down.
Hey, you.
Hey, you, Zucchiale, like 63, dude.
well I got watch wait there's a Super Mario Galaxy movie that was released dude
I haven't even seen a Mario movie I haven't seen a chicken yokey movie
That was Mario, right? Yeah.
Very dark in here.
Have I seen the Mortal Kombat move from the 90s?
Dude, I had that one on VHS, man.
I remember that shit.
Too bad you will die.
Instant classic.
Hey, you.
Hey, you!
I mean, I can't say it's the hardest of fights I've ever done.
Oh
What is he summoning we're doing fucking snowball throwers here
YEEESH! YEEESH! Oh, come on, man! Okay, I mean, ads. It was the ads. The boss is very...
Wait, wait I'm back here now, oh shit, that is ruthless.
This game seems cool. Reminds of another game I've seen but I can't recall the name.
Think it was something like Linnin' Him. Have you played it?
Right. Shit, that's a big run back. There must be a checkpoint. That's actually a humongous
run back. I mean, it died over there.
Oliviaamos. Yeah, I'm thinking yes. Yes, the answer is yes. I mean, I played the first
I thought it was really good. So this just feels like rhyme one but more more built upon
Built upon I'm gonna go back for that boss
Wait till I play silk song. Yeah, that's what I am doing waiting. That's why I'm not playing
I should upgrade the axe. I think the mace is a bit too slow or having the mace in the
axe or something. I think I want to go for the axe. I like it. Alright pleb I'm back.
This time it's different. I wonder if I can parry that storm. I'm gonna try it I think.
Okay, well I tried parrying that and that did not work, so let's not do that.
the
I
Can snowball forward
Oh
Why did I oh my god so long
I just lost my mind so you're not dead, you're not dead until the bell dings.
Are you kidding me? I didn't see what killed me! It was a snowball thrower again!
do this snowball but I knew jab like fuck this give me the axe stupid ass
dagger they're gonna fucking damage and where's the blacksmith
I'm not losing to the slow enemies I'm losing to the ads they spawned
I won't die again. There's actually zero chance. I'll die again, ever.
Shhh.
of
I
I never give Mickey says but you zero chance he will die again. He says it is give me
He's doing his first axe, man!
Another dog is going apeshit.
Oh
Sorry you ball
of
the
death
of
death
NiOSH Bowcheek
N permission
Go
Hit me
me there! LESS!
Yeah!
I'm gonna die! I was in the cult!
I
Saw a secret room
It's annoying because this fight is so easy.
I can't believe I died here this like three times.
I'm not sure.
Pain's capacity.
Ah, okay.
Cool.
I'm on the bar.
There was a secret up there, I saw it as I was jumping down and I missed it.
Ah, we're out here now. That was optional, boss.
I gotta get that secret. It was down here and in the darkness you could have dashed to the right.
I saw it. You know why? Because unwashed. See this?
I have almost three skill points. I should probably start spiking into whatever I'm going to spick into.
Ah, Crunchwrap Supreme, the 8-man just falls, 54 is like not like 55 health, not a bit more
damage probably just like focus on the axe until I find something else I did do
it earlier for now not in the fight though but on when I saw those enemies
earlier I simply forgot about it like Danny forgot about the iron fleet
What the fuck?
Dude, I've been on such a, like, Game of Thrones binge watch, like, I'm not watching the show,
I've seen it, obviously, but like, just like George R.R. Martin interviews and stuff, they
just keep popping up on my recommended and I can't stop watching it.
I want Winds of Winter to come out.
Is that too much to hope for?
I haven't even read the books.
Wins silk song came out before winds of winter buddy dude GTA 6 is gonna come out before winds
of winter oh that's another respect point nice cuz we're definitely gonna respect eventually
We got to find the map somewhere here.
Oh, wait.
Shut.
Oh, this Gros 6 is going to come out before the Winds of Winter.
Yeah, that's...
I mean, the thing is, Winds of Winter might just not ever happen ever.
Probably.
I mean, has it been actually...
I'm ironically 15 years.
Yeah, Winds of Winter isn't the last book, it's Dream of Spring, right?
But Dream of Spring is the conclusion.
I feel like then getting all the plots and there's so many plots in the books that aren't in the show
But getting in that getting all the plots where they're supposed to be
Before the last book that must be the hardest part and then
And then it's you know finale you know easy game
I like it.
and close okay I like it he must have been devastated with other show nurse
the last two seasons well yeah definitely I mean yeah
didn't they start having like disputes even way before or like before the first
Two cigarettes before George RR Martin comes out with a new book.
Yeah.
Okay, there's a hole there.
He's mad as fuck with us as Dragon Shunner because they stopped listening to him and started making dumb changes.
I haven't seen us in a Dragon yet, I kinda wanna...
of
the
He's already finished, like he's already finished Winds of Winter and he's trying to finish Dream of Spring now, you know?
It's not impossible.
Oh, new gear. Force, dash, trait, and hands. Force, dash, hey.
You what is force dash?
What is force dash?
Yo, I have a fix 26 and why fellas today a bunch man Bob the 70 JFK was AFK five anniversary man. Thank you
George R. Martin wanted a minimum of 12 seasons of Game of Thrones, but the shoulders were
offered a new Star Wars movie.
Yay, I remember this whole thing, yeah.
What is Force Dash?
Hey, you.
Force Dash trait.
Oh, is that one that's up here?
Is this Force Dash?
Yeah.
Dashing right before getting hit resource 18 Force.
Okay.
I don't have that equipped yet, so I'm not going to swap it.
But, um, yeah, all good.
As far as I know, he's three quarters done with wins.
Last time we talked about it.
Something like a thousand pages,
but he scrapped major parts before
and they'll need to be revised and edited.
So it's probably at least five years to go.
Or he's finished it and he's just trying to finish
Dream of Spring and releasing them together.
It's really not impossible.
Transfer duration negating damage and retaliation when attack applies to stacks of attunement
then increase damage by formless trained abilities.
Ah, okay.
Cool.
We have the blowbear also sharpening weave, increase melee weapon damage for a moderate
duration.
Oh, that sounds really good.
Let's put that shit on.
No, I think I'll put that on down instead.
Rusty Halfmade gets you more breath.
Hmm.
You order the whole Song of Ice and Fire series box set.
Wish you luck. Enjoy scotch.
I mean it is just such a damn good show it truly is until it wasn't
Am I allowed to work here no, I'm not
Gotta find the maps
Oh, yeah, that's where I went down for the quest, yeah, okay.
Wait, oh, there was a checkpoint to the right of the boss fight this whole time.
Great.
you
he did not just break that wall or am I insane
Stop it!
Oh my god, so off!
Nah!
that
it's frustrating
but I kinda do wanna read the books though
I do
Yeah, I can't remember where I've been and haven't been.
I don't think I've been to the right up here, but now I'm almost dead instead.
I need that mold.
Nice.
Nice
Give me that mold nice
Nice.
God, he's tight.
Well, this game is grime too.
It came out yesterday.
I really like grime one, so my jam.
Oh, there's a map piece here. Yes. Huh? Oh, you're a violent one, aren't you? Smithed.
What's that in your hand? You holding on to it? They're using it for the challenge, too,
you're in need of a cripple needs their crutch you look deliciously crunchy I
bought you one of the breath out of Smith eaters some disgusting I you're
dumb and boring with the wrestler it's that it is the 11 man's outfit six to
Okay sir, I have like 23.
Okay, don't choke. He is very easy.
So chat ourselves, song as in shambles.
Yeah, sir, yeah, sir.
Okay, the map is right over here.
Yes.
Thank you.
What?
Don't think so, Zythe.
No, it is a banger.
That's true.
This is a bait? It is bait! I fucking knew it! And I still took it.
Give me mold! Give me mold! Yeeeaaahhhh!
Alright, that one's fully molded now.
Punch.
Shit.
Cut.
Okay.
Okay, well it's clearly from the other way.
Lul.
You don't even dash when you do mid-air, you just dodge.
Wait, is there a checkpoint here? It looks like it. Yes. Noooice.
Uh, send a mold spring before dealing maximum damage and knockback with a swipe at the end.
it's kind of cool this bit of the cool I don't like the parry too much I'll use
this did I finish cream so long this hurt yes sir yes sir
Zoom.
Any map piece?
What the fuck?
Ow!
I didn't hurt that much.
What?
Okay, just listen to me.
Listen, brother.
He's not even hard. Like what what are you doing?
Okay, yeah, yeah
So easy parry.
Oh, so easy game.
Nice.
More hunt pigments.
Yeah, sure physical go for it did go for it
Mold!
Nice!
Molding and molding and molding and molding and molding and molding
Yes, this is way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way better
than Garfield car.
Not hard to be better than Garfield car.
Oh, grunt garb hands.
first-dash trade again okay um still don't have that equipped there's a new room here
oh this takes you back to the checkpoint nice is it better than core in the house I've
I have no idea I've never seen core in the house
Upgrade material
We're gonna do the super kick-out or...
Yoink!
Nice mold!
What?
Oh, I'm dent-mastering.
Oh, hi.
Hi there.
Grunt- I have full Grunt set now.
It's Force Day Dash trait enhanced, which is kinda cool, to be fair.
Um, I would like to use it when I have my Force Dash.
Which I can get right now.
Wait.
Oh my god, there's more skills you can equip.
parrying an enemy infuses them, increases the amount of breath gained from them on kill by 50.
parrying is now much harder to land, but deals 30% more damage.
k
Casting molds while below the force bone, especially deal 50% extra damage.
okay
Casting a creature mold gives immunity for 0.2 seconds, allowing you to avoid damage when well timed.
Shortens the recovery between dashes.
That sounds quick and fast.
So this actually would give you stamina back, you get force.
But that's actually really tight, I like that.
And you can enhance it even more with a set I just found.
Hey, that's sick!
Alright, let's check this ship.
Can your beings of unequipping this?
I don't want any cosmetic on.
Nice.
What is happening?
small string okay so now force-dash trait enhanced enhance damn brother you
You get even more stamina now.
Okay, LR1, we can go bottom right.
We'll do that.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, you can throw through the throw.
Left form.
Yeah, you can do it.
Mold!
Give me mold.
Oh, charge!
Cool, I like that mold.
That mold is sick, but I'm dead.
Okay, give me mold.
Die!
I feel like I'm gonna kill myself with that one.
Here's the map piece.
Sick.
not yet okay yeah you can do that yeah mold
oh he's tight he's tight man what is that even you my dog alarm hold on let
me cook hey that's not cooking
Stop! Stop!
Wait, this set is amazing.
OOOH!
So easy game now!
Final State of the Crystal Desert?
I thought it was sick, it has issues by just diving in and exploring the world was crazy.
It was insane.
There's the map piece, we got it.
I might upgrade this club, because now that you get stamina so quickly from dodging,
you could just...
BUNCH!
OOF!
Okay, that was both warp zones into the mountains. This means I can't quick travel here.
That's a shortcut huh?
That's a new bio, we got a little bit over there then.
just gave away two skookies with me I don't have any cause though it's a
and mobs
There was an in-frame was inferno
Going
I wonder how good that guy is
The Ancient One, thanks for the 59, it was inferno, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna get the dog out, I will.
This is true Andrew.
I'm the Perry Master, you'll never take me alive.
Oh, he's gaming right now.
I've downloaded this game so easily.
Joink.
Brute barb-shest.
Oh, that's different.
Oh, force parry trait enhanced instead, okay.
And that one is actually strength based.
That's kinda cool.
So enhance is both parry.
Yeah, okay.
Give me more bruth bar, bebelease, bro.
four out of four faceless scrapper we got now all right all right is this
brute garb brute garb okay yeah it is is the parry I'm not sure about it
I get set effect.
Why is there a set effect?
Was there a set effect?
Hey, you.
Oh, you need all of them for it.
I see.
Oh, okay
Hey
Take it
Okay, this is up to the checkpoint, very nice, and then I can let El-Dogo out before I get
El-Suplexo.
The hell?
The first is the best.
This is a truth that's being denied.
Denied by hypocrites who worship the first artist and are governed by the little first
of their kind yet they scorn Mara's first work of art and in favor of tiny
trees the tiny faces no less meanwhile the mountains are big biggest art of all
in this Mara tells us to be to be big is to be best we must grind down their clay
we must cover ourselves with it we must thicken the body and grow bigger what
Jack hey man Tom takes the 40. Can you get a putt please?
All right, this is perfect
Increase damage for diverging scaling does my weapon have diverging
Let's see, a faceless clubber has diverging.
Uh...
Why, diverging is this.
Okay.
The charger is kind of fun.
scales with is that string
okay there's some good shit here faceless charger is fun
but god damn I'm gonna die so much using it
get to dam
I look out both the names of Audrey Perry I like that that's that's cool
All right, let me, uh, let me, um, get Eladogo out, Shat, and then I'll play, hmm, Banger?
Oh, why do you eat it?
Peek-a-boo.
Hey Chats, neck exercises are important, let's do some while we are waiting for you.
waiting. Look up. Look down. Look left. Look right. Look both. Now stop.
Hey, you!
It's looking so very red here.
I
Show me class
It's very good so far. It's very good.
If you like Grime 1, you're gonna like this.
Oh, I can do really slow-cost play. True. True. True!
You're the one making all the noise running around picking fights.
Having fun, aren't you?
Without me?
Finally a strong smith. Not just another one of those brittle half things.
I'm Bishop Darsh. Who are you, strong one?
Egg.
What? Is his name or a thing?
I don't know.
Who knows, yes.
Ha ha ha.
To define a thing is to limit it.
Your why is not to do so.
Yet some things should have great definition,
such as one's own body.
L.R. is really needed as a voice actor for anime dubbing.
He's in the same sea air of ignition.
True, dude, true.
Kamehameha!
Wow!
Thank Mara, you have good thick legs and hands where legs and hands should be.
And a head without a face, you must be a fan of ours.
Ha!
Look around you, strong one, tell me, what think you of these great mountains?
Uh...
Ugly?
How sad!
You have the strong body of a faceless, but the terrible taste of a brittle half thing.
If you can't see greatness, I'll give you the gift of forcing it upon you.
You force my nuts on your three mouths, right, mouth-mouth-mouths right there, with a pummeling, okay.
Ha ha ha!
Okay, oh
That did not hit me this time. Yeah for a lot. Yeah, crime one was sick
That did not hit me.
You love Grime One?
Yeah, you'll love this.
Oh, don't use that there.
El Vete.
What?
Oh.
Well done, twigs broken.
You may witness a second gift of Mara.
The greatest weapon, the greatest work of art.
I
See me Jimmy, okay more of that yeah
This track is crazy, though.
of
The
The giant was harder.
Oh!
Grasp Calendar now!
Grasp indicators may now appear on enemies during their attacks.
Grasp and during the openings to trigger a parry.
Oh, nice!
I love it atrips and the game is super sick actually.
Am I wearing the wrong arm?
No, it just looks weird.
Okay, we have a counter with the arm now. Nice. The on-jump, it's 44, thank you.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
For now, I'm Dalma Crimson as I finished the story, did quite a bit of side stuff,
pretty pretty dunza with it what up dander
Hold up. I want to go up and go to the right first.
Lula on the curse saying? Yeah, I think we saw the trailer on stream. It looks solid.
We are not the soybeans mass spectral, but I'm glad you like it here
Is that a head?
We saw the back rooms trailer beginning to scream yeah
Ultimate skunger shambling will be to start the game and flush it. I mean, I'm sure I'll like skung though
Guns of working mass spectra was uh, no, how nice of you, man. Thank you
Yeah, we're gonna watch Mortal Shell during food break.
I got some boss stuff to heat up, and then I'm gonna watch the new Mortal Shell that
they released, trailer.
Meras or Cherries?
Whoa, hello.
Huh, said that again.
Hey there, my good indigenous fellow.
Are you also traveling to Kan-Kan?
You can just skip all the combos if you want.
You're not here for this.
I'm gonna say, yes, figured as much.
You could have, you could only have gotten here through the faces mountains of the underheads
and no one would be too eager to go through either for any other reason but Kan-Kan.
I want to go to the underheads because this was the mountains.
well at least you can trade with a faceless for safe passage as creepy as
they are that's not an option down in the underheads
well we're on the matter out of curiosity which path did you take
I'm a filthy liar what you went to both why God are waiting to get in more
trouble than you have to wait are you a laavist or part of some other kind of
Fight artist group or something?
Sure fights are preferable to talking I see well then I hope to keep us on the front laser terms
Anyway seeing as you're heading towards con can as well. I got some bad news
The bridge ahead collapse must be due to that in
Incessant incestants incessant hand paint spreading from under it
I'm waiting for can cam picture patrol once you see it. They'll send for someone to fix it
For now all we can do is wait. If you'd like to trade in meanwhile by all means.
Okay trader. This music is beautiful.
Show glare. Okay let's trade first. Oh he has a set. Burst dash applies to Star
Stara stacks. Cool. What's that? Oh big jaw axe here. Very slow. But you need
strength and magic? The axe bites in front of the player for the number of
charges available. Oh I love it. Oh scythe! Blood metal scythe. Oh it scales
with like everything. Stardust is poison. Okay. Applies a stacking effect to the
the enemy, increasing damage taken by that enemy. Stacks up to six times. Okay. And then
we have Tooth Hammer. Basic attacks apply stacks of star rust on enemies hit. Upon reaching
maximum stacks, the damage of a time effect is applied and it scales with health. Special
attack is slam the hammer down, applying star rust stacks and creating a pool of rust in
mud that continues to apply even more stacks and then we have a celebration
bell create a bell that you can ring it by dashing into it multiple times each
rings as a shock or in both directions trigger bomb throw a bomb that charges
up to over three seconds grasp tactic when ready and then we have the witch
Cap set. Forceful mold and mold protection traits are enhanced. Hmm, what is forceful
mold? Okay, and then we have Mask Collector. All damage dealt behind enemies with an exposed
back is increased. Do I think Crimson doesn't can begin with here? No, I don't think so,
But it's very good though.
They're gonna buy this axe.
It's very expensive.
I think it's the most expensive- no.
All weapons cost- well the scythe and the axe, but I like the axe, it's got teeth.
Now I have- I need to get eight strength and four magic thing.
I'll try this.
Wait, I had more I wanted to ask him.
I gotta find the breath smith.
I just happened to know them.
They used to travel with me, even studied breath smithing for my master.
However, their specialty is weapons, and in a town of artists, the tools of destruction
are not very high in the moms.
My point is I wouldn't be surprised if they're out of business by now.
Either way, if they're still open, they shouldn't be very hard to find.
Last time I was there, they created a very interesting signpost and a ditch effort to
draw more customers.
What is this behind us?
Never met a formless before, eh?
There's nothing wrong about it.
My friend here is perfectly docile.
Though to be fair, I understand your concern.
Formless have a certain rep for a reason.
With my monster figured out some way to make this one far less aggressive, Show Glare.
Fascinating, looks like some kind of extract.
When hand paint absorbs art it tends to become tinted in its colors.
I wonder if this summer is related to that process.
You hooked up Garfield card on your steam deck and your dad saw it and asked to play.
It was fun.
I mean that's kind of wholesome, yeah.
Either way, my monsters sent me here looking for weapons, so it's not much of use to me.
But there's no shortage of artists' interest in posing colors. Okay.
Interesting shop, I like it. I want to use that axe.
Blew it up now, that was a sign. No. No, no, no.
Behold, a splendid bridge, yeah.
Cross it and be on your way, the town of Kanken awaits.
Listen, I wanna go under, I wanna go to the undertow, whatever it was called, but maybe...
How close am I?
Yeah, I can teleport there.
There's also orange I haven't been to over there.
I think it's a green one, it's a 1-14.
Thank you, brother.
It's kind of cool how Garfield car can bring people together like this guy and his dad
and that other guy and his wife. Isn't it, fella? Man, I almost forgot about the wife
and the divorce incident or whatever. Crazy. What incident? You don't know this incident,
Oh, I can't go there. It's a shortcut, yeah.
FB I part of N gave November 3rd wait was it November 3rd? There's no way I don't believe it
Okay, we can't go here. So
What if we backtrack to the other area and we go down instead to the undertow whatever it's called
What incidents I was playing stalker and
I had a five-year sub
I don't know if he showed it in his resub or he just wrote it in chat, but he um, he
said like my wife loves when you play Garfield Kart.
Um, what did he say?
My wife loves when you play Garfield Kart.
Is there any chance you'll play it tonight or something?
Or something like that?
He didn't put it like that.
It sounded like a joke.
So I responded with a divorce-er.
Like an obvious joke.
Like very obvious.
Because I think anyone who brings up Garfield card...
I think anyone who brings up Garfield card is joking.
So I did an obvious joke back.
out he wasn't and he's been gone from his dream ever since
no
There's a clip of it.
Oh yeah, we got a...
You slammed your disc, I'm saying the worser.
Yeah, to make it even more obvious that I was joking.
Anyways, yeah, that was the lore.
Oh, I can't go here.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, wait.
No, I can't.
I can't go here.
Feel like a fire associate will tell it was a joke well to be fair he did know it was a joke
But apparently his like wife didn't
And I guess she thought I was dead serious
Leave this place, the forge, the broken remnants of the first army, they're here.
And they attack all who come near with the ferocity of someone who's protecting something.
Hey, you! He said that she started crying.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was the lower, at least.
Oh, buddy!
Hello, post-daily, and this is Kota Divorce's wife.
No, it wasn't daily.
I recently got married. My wife loves when your Garfield Cart streams. Any chance you
play first? Cat despair.
Hey, you.
Yeah, that's the Lord at least, yeah. Now you know it.
Hey, you.
uh yeah they or yeah she didn't see it as a joke i thought it was very obvious
but hey not everyone's me man it is what it is
all right now tell us the kitscapped story nope
ah
the
top being washed
Divorce story might be funny than the Muslim wife hugging story in jail. Oh God
It does have some lighting issues, excellent. It does, no doubt.
Imagine that guy's lawyer asking the judge to play LR's clip in the court of law with
a projector to defend him and at least get the weak hand plus the delay.
Shit spin. Ah, fuck. Okay, I gotta lock it. Hold on. This guy's super easy.
of
all right cool what up
yeah we're gonna talk about the divorce saga yes I didn't know about the divorce
incident
well it's not a divorce incident it's I guess it is because I said divorce her
But, yeah.
Huh?
Hmm, I cannot.
Wait, what? Oh! Okay, you go into the new dash.
Like that. Okay, cool. Nice.
new mold spike mold I need healing
I tell her jazz hi Ella, my wife and I have our 5 year anniversary coming up. Any ideas
on what to do? If it helps, she likes watching Garfield Cart.
Tough luck buddy. I'm sure you guys will have a great marriage. Congrats on the 5. Thank
Oh, but I thought, ah, okay, that attack is quicker.
That's fine.
That's alright.
They did warn you to not go down here, but I really want to do it.
There's probably another megaboss here.
Thank you Thorlar.
And Kumar thinks 40 horse horses thinks the tier 318 dude.
Oh, that was crazy. Thank you.
I'm just gonna get greedy, it's fine, just get up.
Bro used the voice from Dune to make them get a divorce.
He's never going to let this go chat, like ever.
Oh my god, that was so bad.
Oh, I see it!
Upgrade material!
He watches the stream secretly on another account while his wife is not watching and we know it.
All of a sudden she's crying and divorcing you because of some Swedish guy cat is fair
The map is here no
It's not funny chat
Okay.
Oh, shit!
Yoink!
Okay, what do you do?
Bonk!
Okay.
Nice.
That was tight.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
But!
Ow!
Okay, look at him man.
Oh, I could bury that.
right when they glow ass
okay
needs some kind of upgrade
What?
Nice.
Okay.
I need healing.
And that feels damaged when he pulls it out.
No, no, no, no.
He's gonna go backwards?
No?
Okay.
Oh, that goes backwards.
Okay, nice. Woo! Sick. Okay, okay, okay. No, it's a drink. I mean, I did have a Omega
fucking lash out last frame of crimson desert but I don't think that did anything
I'm getting
Hellwette, okay, don't get hit by that
VOLVED
Okay, this don't come out loot. You know you want to but don't do it
No, what is this enemy?
Oh
Die
Man
Okay
Wait, why don't I just parry this guy like the easiest fairy ever
Okay, and then I fell for it again. Amazing.
Die!
We're gonna watch Mortal Shell 2 during food break.
five
yeah we're gonna have an actual food break
Die. This guy deals really good damage, man. I like him.
Alright, we're good. Fragments. Yes, Alec, yeah. Who has a better story than Ella the
The Divorcer.
Oh, buddy.
Need my Kim read a food break.
Hey, you.
Thanks Bears.
The 29th.
Like the bitties.
No bell.
Like 37.
You can't think of a better store than the Divorcer.
You can't think of a better story than a divorce incident.
How about your brick incident, Salad?
Again, throwing bricks at women and shit.
Man's on hinge, dude.
There's no stopping him.
Okay, I swear.
I want my new weapon I need a lot more level ups okay
Oh, the map piece is up here, yes.
Okay.
I'm going to go up first.
OK.
Yeah, right call.
Correct call for sure.
Now I have a shortcut.
And the map piece.
Yes.
I
Finished crimson desert
Platform god
Spike ball, huh.
Skraddash, I think the 86, that can do it.
I need some kind of gimmick for this, yeah.
Or maybe I don't.
I don't.
platform god I know the scatter stone okay
okay yeah
no I did not take there's a lot of challenges I didn't do
we'll go bottom right I'm healing
I took Zinc today, yes.
Nice gold for trading.
Are you kidding? Oh great.
And I'll stop!
Hmm.
We do be having so much mold now.
Spike ball.
It can be pushed at enemies several times.
Oh yeah, so you saw me one of them.
I like that you upgrade these two.
they get new perks
I like scatterstone sounds fun
okay
excuse that one southern and two items that's good
we go left we go down and then we try going down first down here
Okay.
Boss, it's boss.
Or it's a bolt.
The fuck?
Okay.
And he has a super kick out.
okay
Leave me alone!
Oh, I got a container.
Can you actually bounce on this?
You can.
That sounds...
Eesh!
That sounds OP.
Yeah, okay, don't choke don't choke don't do not choke
Are you are you kidding?
Hmm need some type of double jump here don't get here
of
the
they go just go don't even think like just go dude
this game is peak kick
are you kidding me
Oh, so dope!
Alright, why do I have two skill points again?
Oh, did I never put him in before? I didn't.
Okay, five strength. I need strength and diverging, I think, for the teeth axe.
No.
Yeah.
of
I can't I can't see I
Yeah, yeah, yeah stop stop now
now. Man, that move. Missed item? Oh! Thanks. Got another scatter stone this time.
The
calm land this game is sick actually it is.
Where the hell am I going now?
Oh, another shortcut, maybe?
The other map is here.
Mate, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
So easy game give me this
Destruction ah
of course my playstyle doesn't showcase all possibilities guns of war I'm three
three and a half hours into the game. I'm using the starting axe. I've leveled up like
ten times
thirteen
yes big
now we can warp
and we got a little shortcut there
I'm dead. I'm stunned.
But, okay, just no panic here. No panic. Wait, why am I even killing these? Go down
down here okay I'm going down there
Again
Okay, yeah
Okay
Okay.
Okay, for God.
the God
Oh and she thinks the eight brother
okay I can go down there but I'm gonna check your first item secret item yet
so easy gold gold very good
Oh
Hey, hey, hell of it. Oh, there's a secret they're got damn it
Forged boulder leggings
Take reduce damage from all sources. Oh, hey, that's cool
After this I'm late night garfing no
I need to get that. It could be the reduced damage taken.
Tight, tight, tight.
I mean, uh, horror games, we might, there's a new big lethal company patch.
We might do that.
Okay.
Who are the lads?
The lies are dead. I mean, my crimson arc is over now, so I mean, I'm open. Now we go
bottom right what if this bends you out of habit out of habit is wild
Yeah, we could go bottom right or just go right and drop down I guess.
Yeah, we could go down here.
And then we go here.
Oh, wait, that's a short cut.
Okay.
Oh!
Nice.
Why do I feel like the teeth axe that I bought
is the same axe?
Was that axe in the first game?
It was, so I bought the same axe.
I think I might have used that in the first game, hmm.
Nice. Alright.
Someone's humming here.
Oh, all weapons that he sold was in the first game.
Okay.
I wonder if I go down all the way to bottom and right.
Probably get another gear piece.
Whenever you end stream, I head to this and usually within the first minute it's a lash
out.
Shit, man.
Is it already 3 arc again?
Or worse?
Oh yeah.
Can't get up here.
Hell of a...
Ah, this is not like Dead Cells. Dead Cells is a road light. This is a metrivania. Like the first one.
I guess there would be a...
I'm trying to still avoid... I mean obviously I play the game, but um...
Other people might be avoiding it.
But I will watch it.
Is this game hard to play?
Not really.
Yeah, Resident Evil tweeted, um...
Eight-Shrink forehand.
Well, I don't have any growth.
Ah, okay, what's this?
Restoring 34-some dash counter or dash absorb available after breaking Mold War.
Okay.
Dashing right before getting hit damages attackers.
Okay, parrying.
Take 20% less damage while shape-shifting into a...
Pliability mode.
Oh, yeah, that's probably one of those.
The first pair against an enemy deals 70% more damage.
That's nice.
You can double your parry damage.
That's nice.
I'm getting this, or I'm not. I have to get this first.
Oh, it's two! Last time I was on this channel, he lashed out on a guy, apologized, found out
he's not a follower, tell him to fuck off, permabam him, and turn on sub mode, all within
like 30 seconds. Yeah, that's how it do be, man. That's how we do be. I'll take the hammer
head over. Also, yeah, I'm not sure what I think of that spell. Let's try a different
spell. This increases your damage for a bit.
No one is cool though.
Yo Ika, 145 is mental. Thank you Ika. Hope you're well dude. Thank you.
Stop the damn thing for moving already. I can't weave like this. Hmm. I'll enjoy breaking
You grotesque armless abomination.
Ah!
Okay.
He's got a gimmick, I see it.
I'm dead.
I
Jump okay, maybe I just got a jump dodge from judges jump
Oh god.
What?
This is it.
It doesn't have a lot of health, this should be an easy game.
Why did I do that?
Oh.
Very easy fight.
Unless, no it is an easy fight, I just got greedy for damage.
But I, but I, but I, but I'm parry!
Okay it's fine though, it doesn't matter.
Kill him!
What?
You mix!
Deathmark. Upon death, a deathmark is placed on your killer. Perry encountering your killing
them will push out the deathmark. The deathmark can then be consumed by a grasp to instantly
heal.
I like the style of this game, doesn't it look like a Disney Slop like Silksong?
Ooooooooh!
Right in the liver right there, damn.
Cigar walls.
Okay
Well
Now you can't flex Carter thanks 41 dude. Oh
Yeah, death scam they got a remake or something I did play that but I
yeah I didn't check it out on the new like remake or whatever I think I flushed
it like not on the remake but before the remake
hello I always dancers in pursuit of honing yet another disappointment stands
before me. You appear two dollar blade to dance. Would be challenger. Do you dispute
this observation of mine? Yes, I challenge you. Very well. Blades clash, one breaks,
the other sharpens. Watch us, Lahab and our honing dance. So much better now, let's
Let's give it afterlife, plus they got a DLC.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You can parry that, I saw that.
Okay, this guy should be easy.
I saw a lot of parrying there.
And I got a shortcut, so we're good.
all of this just works
I'll show you it works Todd watch this shit
Okay.
Okay, Perry, uh, pull in there.
Harry, both of them?
Hell, okay.
I think I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
That's fine, he dies now
the
spaghetti big spaghetti oh my god
I are dude I fucking spaghetti I haven't fully downloaded I
I spaghetti hard
Okay, minus one
So easy.
Alright.
Raking Sword I just got.
Okay.
And Force Power Increase.
Nice.
Weapon Damage Delt while above is even greater.
Even more damage now.
Holy shit.
Oh, car.
nice okay what was his sword is a
dexterity weapon a combo weapon charges
are only gained on ground attacks loose
all charges a short duration after you
stop collecting them use special attack
directly after a basic attack okay special
attack stabbed forward and then
gradually deal damage as a sort of being
pulled out from the target
additionally consumes prime from the
the target. You lose all charges of short duration after you stop collecting them. Yeah,
this is insane, dude. He's got so many. I might try this sword, actually, since I ran
the axe in the what are you kidding me the secret floors where the hell am I
now I'm able to try that sword it sounds edgy and cool like me la havis nomad
la havis nomad and la havis nomad okay Perry stance is extended making it
easier to parry oh my god I got completely trolled by twitch with this
damn font I've been trying to fix it for hours am I the only one who fell for the
April Fools joke um you need to use a breath crown here I have no idea what
that is but we'll mark it with a yellow
Hey Yoshidio, said Matt no a lot of people did I don't have seven TV though, so I I never got it
And he almost makes the 83, thank you
There's a secret there
I'm gonna use that edgy sword. Seems cool. It's all like Perry focused I
Have Frank or faces with seven TV option enabled
I'm going dexterity, bro
When I get the next thing bad damn it I was a new area
Yeah, that axe I bought, this one?
I think I used this for the majority of the first game, because it was in the first game.
That's why I recognized it.
We're going to watch the Morphoshell trailer when it's food break time, and holy shit,
it's 8.30 p.m. already.
What?
Yeah, when there's food break time.
Oh
Going
Yeah, oh
Okay, there aren't
No, I will take food break seven decks five a blue hand
Remake I
Won't have a lot of health now, but I won't need to when I'm parrying the world
This means... oh look at this shit, damn!
I can now change these.
While getting force on parry and dodge is very nice, but parry infuses them, yep.
I'm gonna have this.
Parry's harder but deals 30% more damage, so that's also really nice.
If you get that and then we get the dodge one
We're not mold we're like eating mold I guess I
Mile now there he is
What's the attack on this weapon 20 and it's fast attack speed I mean my axe is 20 and
it's also a bug in my hand.
My axe was plus two though.
Oh, yeah, I could go and upgrade this.
I'm not sure you need- yeah, warp.
And then back to the blacksmith.
Uh...
Here.
I'm dixing, dude.
going out of my comfort zone. Yeah, I could also try the weapon at the base.
True. I think he's like right next to me here.
Oh, nice weapon art. I like it.
Okay, let's upgrade this shit.
Oh yeah, you can also upgrade your armor, right.
Not the armor I'm wearing, no no, I'm blind, it's right here.
Yeah, that gives you like extra bonus right there or something
That's a wow that's a lot of damage 27 damage on fast. That's actually really solid
Yeah, it goes away a bit after you stop attacking yeah just a bit
It's very aggressive set this one.
It's all about parrying and keeping the aggression up.
If the devs put more checkpoints to more shell 2, it's going to be a peek.
Was that a problem in more shell 1?
I actually don't remember.
Oh, here? I wasn't even in the underheads, I didn't even notice.
Okay, but I'm not done here, I wanna see.
No, I'm gonna watch Gameplay trailer for...
for the second game during food break.
Or not food break in like 30 minutes or something.
Was like one checkpoint per area?
Oh...
Never went this way Hmm, I'll try mortals your roadline mode
Wait, I don't... I didn't even remember they had a roll-eye mode.
Is that some DLC they added later?
Okay, platform god here.
It will be fun!
Did I play for 2 days straight?
Did I?
Mmm..
Mmmmmmmmm!
Overgrown...
Blob.
Ah!
Okay- sign.
right that corp well play too many games dude too many games yeah we'll go to the right
right there. Zoom! Okay. But, okay, we gotta go undertoe then, right.
Why would I do that posting into the void?
How would I do that?
Undertoe!
Under- well shit.
Okay we have to go upwards then.
Yeah, we got to go upwards
Yeah, that's that that looks like it man. We have nowhere else to go
Can you quick travel
I forgot there was a wall here
The bottom section, I can't go here, but there's walls in the way, so I gotta go up here,
I think.
Gotta unlock some like new mechanic
Bunk all right sick
Biggest improvement at first game I don't even remember like most of the mechanics of the first game
So it's hard to answer it
They give me a commercial? Yeah, you become a rock and parry. Yeah.
That's how it was.
Alright, let's go down there.
Yeah, first game you played is Omega-Lulu, yeah, right.
Yeah, Omega Galaxy.
Will I 100% this game? Am I? I mean, Grime 1 was not a long game.
Hey, it took two streams to beat it. I think it was
Alright, we'll go this way then, shall we?
Yeah, you need like this hook gimmick I guess.
Ah huh, nice, see I'll come down there now.
Wait, secret?
Why is there uh, nothing here.
Oh, here you can switch layer.
And there is hook mechanic.
And hook mechanic.
I might get it here, I guess.
The
Grasp Hook.
You can now pull yourself towards hook pointers in Grasp.
identified by line connecting to the grasp indicator nice classic doing doing
main objectives for the first hours and in metroid vanas so you unlock the ship
and then you explore
Rebix takes the 50, thank you. It would be perfect to go through social network before DLC comes out and play it. Yeah, that's true.
That's true. Same thing with Witcher, you know? Yeah.
I said the W word.
Oh yeah, now I'm just back here. Okay.
I mean, there was a lot of hook points here, but I don't remember exactly where.
Better to check when we've got some new mechanics unlocked and shit, instead of getting stun locked.
They did not announce Witcher Duke today.
They did not. Ooh. Nice. So many people will call in sick on GTA 6 for
least day we'll see this area is awesome
Oh, this is a new gimmick?
No?
Oh, map is here.
Wait, gimmicks.
Okay, this is a gimmick.
Yeah, I can't do this.
Gotta get that gimmick under control.
Why are we larksing?
Oh, hi!
Larks, huh?
Wait!
Oh, there, I'm going to burn Christ.
Why are we not playing still?
I'm playing the better metronvania grime to lark's up
Jory
Wait, this is a get no way I should be able to do this with skill
Wait you can just dash through these take me home
Fuck we gotta come back here later. I guess
Oh, you lose that combo point really quickly.
shit that's yeah you get very like locked down with that
they don't fault the runner I still don't know what that is and there is no
Okay. I'll definitely put Lord Fallen too.
Where the muck is it?
You guys friends? No?
hold up am I demented salad or could I do this gimmick area yeah I mean yeah of
course I can I'm just dent it I keep forgetting I could dash through these
Nice! There's the map!
Nice!
Lucv! Lucv!
all that works okay spike ball spring enemies I don't remember there being
spring enemies dude it's been forever since we play a little company I mean
Now I'm down for a mega patch of hell.
of
the
huh hey uh this game has 80 remakes and 50
the last lads session was like before re9 for sure
shit you gotta go through
a ragnar like 66
Nice.
What?
Okay, nice.
Yoinkies.
Upgrade for Blob.
Tide.
true slad true the last last session I was part of them true true
I got my Corp of both times, I'll let you know.
Okay.
What?
Okay, what's this?
It's a new gimmick, guy.
Hang out, hang out. What?
Sally, that's you, dude. You're the, you're the woman hater, right?
I've heard your stories, man. Don't think I ain't lurking when you're talking about it.
I'm at the treadmill listening in. I'm in the forest listening in.
I am everywhere.
What am I doing to forest running?
Ah, I can smell this background.
Ah.
Oh, map! Yes. There it is. Nice. Other wild bears since we just lost? Yeah, but I've never
encountered one though. Gonna have to stream from a submarine so we can't get me. Yeah,
Yeah, that would probably work, actually.
Okay, we can go down, we can keep going up.
Oh, the main objective is all the way there.
Dude, that peri-
peri-build is insane, man.
It deals so much damage.
Hey you!
Ponga!
Noiric, like 66, dude! Thank you!
Okay, that's what that is.
Dude, look at that!
God damn!
I'm the destroyer of worlds!
You know what I mean?
Hmm.
Hey, you!
All right
Azuki thinks of the poacher leggings
Increase fragments gain from defeated prey, okay
Fragments is that like level ups or a member
oh yeah we do have to heal I got that back so fast that's that's so sheep okay
fuck I should have absorbed eating him
ha what follow up
hell of a bet there it's okay do not fault do not fault Harry Harry oh my god
Peel again. We're unstoppable now.
Any info on when you plan to start the R4 Remake Randomizer?
Probably when the lads are like done with RE9 I guess, or something like that.
There's a lot of good games coming out this month, so most definitely not this month.
Or maybe trying it this month?
Yeah.
Total force increase.
Nice.
Thamadan increase.
Sick.
Huge in this game.
I am definitely not doing Witcher 3 this month after almost 100 hours of Crimson Desert.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
All right go down there I guess
Calm okay. Well, I guess we go
Could I go here? I don't think I could go here. Could I?
No
That's from up there, so we got to go down and right instead I guess well now that we can hook we can actually go up there never mind
Yeah
But that's a long way back better if we get it we forget a next teleport
Leaker said which of three DLCs is due in July with marketing beginning soon?
I, well, I mean, only time will tell.
Okay, this'll die, yeah.
Yeah, I guess I'll die again.
Nice!
Almost 40 Gs again.
What up, Ayn run?
Any good runs lately?
Oh good man hope you're well dude we gotta get some health it's very low right now
Why did why did it say plus one in strength I don't know
No. Why does it say plus one in strength? Oh, because of MOL-ax, yeah.
MOL-dax.
Okay, I'm warping back... lag. I'm warping back here and I'm hooking up.
Bro, daggers or dex? Yeah, and the sword I'm using. This is basically like perry build.
We can go up there, we can go up there, and then we get that.
At least I think we can.
should be possible. Wait isn't there an item here? Yeah. No. No there isn't. Don't think
I'm staying longer for Artemis launch, no. What is Artemis launch? You're launching a
rocket?
yeah where are they launching it to the moon oh is that when they're gonna go
around like the moon and back or whatever first moon launching 50 years
yeah right right right man mission yeah first man mission yeah yeah I heard
about this. Yo DRS, thanks for the A11 dude. The first one was fake. True. Would you launch
Shoulda saw a name run? Damn.
Best deed.
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
NOOOOO!
Fuck, I was gonna have some work.
Oh, I got him. Nevermind.
Alright, this is good.
There's no way back up, though, but we could grab this, a gear piece, I guess.
Poacher chest, yep.
Poacher was, um, yeah, you get more fragments, yeah.
Why everything looks like cum?
Because this game is all about creation.
I'm pretty sure this is like the beginning of the world, and we're here to stop it
That's what I think we're here to eat everything
So yes, it is exactly what you're thinking right now
That's like unironically my guess
Unironically spin then see what happens
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
Secret here.
Very nice.
I'm an April Fool joke for today. No, I don't I'm gonna play Garfield car later
Real yeah, very real super real
of
How do I get that down there anyways?
Do you need like a th-
Can I-
Oh wait, I think I know how.
I think if I use this.
Oh that felt like cheating.
Poach your hands.
Okay I got the full po-poacher set.
Uh, this is- this is cheap.
Wait, what?
Maybe you are supposed to do that, but it feels- fuck!
They want me to do it again here.
You're supposed to use this.
This is fun.
No, no way, you're not.
No, no, you're not.
You're just supposed to go to the right up there.
What?
On the map, there's nothing.
That's not the way to do this, but Omega creative.
Oh, okay.
It's not.
Take it.
You're a dev, Infundra.
All right, we'll go to the right.
Gotta get to the main crest.
Good, good explorer here.
No, I don't finish this today.
I'm one to two streams.
Nice, you know, nice work.
Nice work, and congrats on your launch.
See, I have that one.
I do like the nail thing,
and I really like having that ball now,
because you can do a lot of cool shit with it.
Faceless Charger is fun.
scrapper hmm this poaching needler is really good you can hook enemies to you
which is kind of cool like scorpion I forgot to level up oops did I see the
April's your cap cover voice swaps no I have the video open but I know some
Some people are still avoiding spoilers for it.
Okay.
I'm dead, I- okay I gotta remember to not be so damn greedy
with this weapon because I'm trying to get the weapon art, but it's hard to get that
weapon art. You have to stand still, kinda.
Okay, just parry it next time.
Oh, you can still dodge and use it. Okay.
Okay, you you can't carry that I tried pairing it it didn't work or maybe I fucked up, but
I don't think I did.
What?
What? Okay, I'm face-tanking.
He's not face-tanking right now.
Oh, he has a spin after. Okay.
right the last one big stab in the nicking counter ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
I got it now or washed spin yeah I knew I know I got you downloaded now
Okay, that doesn't count. I got locked. I got locked. I got locked there. That doesn't
I was gonna parry that, okay.
I'm not worth it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, when he does that, when he does that, go back.
Go back, dodge.
Now he's down the chat, I'm just greedy because I'm trying to use the weapon art, but I'm
not going to do it anymore.
I know exactly what to do now.
It's very easy and simple.
Okay.
I don't want to heal anyways.
see what no greed does paint capacity oh i have two now nice
Nice.
Mmm, tuna.
Alright, we're getting closer to the main.
It's over there.
Oh, there's something above here.
Hmm, oh wait, I see.
Something there.
I don't have.
Portland!
Great, another tiny pest.
Cannot rest my spine for even a momentary color.
Is this game worth it? Looks great. Maybe I'm going to buy it.
Oh, boss shifting now is a better time than ever.
I'm pretty sure Grime 1 into it is in a bundle.
Yeah.
For 35% off, yeah.
Yep.
Hmm.
Know that my impalement pales in comparison to constantly arguing with you, Smith.
Listen very carefully for a tire of repeating myself.
Entry to Konka is currently barred.
No one but a slick few making in.
But I need to see the breath.
You wonder if you can fight it?
No.
My spine needs resting.
as much as my head from these tiresome interactions we are kind so there's
nothing else leave me be I found and fought a mountain born you found and
fought did you destroy them yep
It may have been one of the last few who was free.
They avoided being captured by Goa's cult for this long, but it would have only been
a matter of time.
Oh, Kan-Kan means pitcher in Hebrew?
Oh.
Okay.
They may have fought you for their survival, not knowing what a fate would eventually
befall them.
I do. I owe you my gratitude. When you're ready, I'll carry you inside.
I'm ready. Let's go.
How did you end up like this? Is the work of the monster Gouen? It was them who broke and
impaled me upon the rocks, but it was their cult that later made me into this glorified bridge.
And why did Mara abandon her first work?
My kind rose from a meeting of spine and stone long after Mara has already abandoned both
the mountains and the orchard.
As a result, I may only pursue her reasoning.
I did not believe she intended for sentience to develop within us.
My understanding is that her heart was simply not in it when she sculpted the mountains.
some blasphemous 2 in a bundle? Oh yeah you can yeah Grime and Grime 2 and
blasphemous 2 bundle. 42% off. Banger. I didn't even look at that. Or a Mio also.
She was an artist after all. A performance artist. What is more like an
an artist and leaving a trail of disappointment trials and errors in pursuit of perfection.
Would you rather not have existed? Yes, or I don't know. This existence is unpleasant,
but has been for so many, many cycles. Perhaps it's the constant chatter of the smith that
frequently pass through my head. That keeps me from lingering too long on such thoughts.
Regardless, no matter how much I ponder it, the answer stays the same. I once knew but not
any longer capable Smith, and this realization makes me wonder. Perhaps it's grimmer that I grew
so accustomed to the state that my conviction falters. I'm ready to enter Can-Can.
Hmm
Huh
Well, I'm there
You there! You look like the kind of smith that could use my...
Vasis! Do you need vases? Of course you do. Everyone needs vases.
You can keep your art supplies in vases. You can keep your art in vases.
In fact, these vases are the art. Just look at them.
Look at the quality, the decorative patterns, the sculptural relief.
From your raptor tension, I see that I have you.
So how many vases are you taking?
I keep everything I need inside of me.
I see.
So you're saying you don't need any vases because you are the vase.
Beautifully said.
Very poetic.
Of course you won't need any vases, not at all.
You must be inked.
Oh, what a breathless fool I was.
see it now so clearly. It's not basically looking for, not at all. It's hair.
Lovely smooth and bright hair, taken directly from Maraz Hairlok Trees. Hair
is critical, but I got a bunch of that. Look at this dude, look at this. That's a
lot of hair chat that's a lot of hair
hair is critical I must have an every
artist supply base make rugs carpets
clothes even hair for yourself no
materials more fitting to flaunt your
skills as an artist in hair not even
clay so I must apologize for you like
the desire as much as 10 heads of hair
unfortunately I have just three heads of
hair available to sell at the moment
however you have my word that if you buy these heads now when my supplier
planches will be the first to know do we have a deal no or leave no really are
you sure you must have misheard something I said I love me to repeat my
pitch once more and I'm certain you'll be fully convinced praise should only
only make this much noise when it's ripped apart
uh
I'm not sure I follow
leave before you harm this prey
Sir Raffiner thinks the 11, yet not bald
What does the character mean?
You with a weapon, my colleague needs help
Their table has gone mad, jumping and rolling around all over the place breaking everything
Just a little break it or calm it down. I don't care someone has stopped the table
Please I've been here for several colors, and I can't find any picture guard to help fine. Where is it? Thank you. Thank you
You find our place by going to the right and up it's in the merchants area
It was located right under that the talentless heck that makes the drop pots
Tell the one at the door Ovid sent you and they'll let you in please hurry. I
I thought this was the table.
Wait, what if you keep going?
I was loosing hair, but then I played Crimson Desert for another 100 hours and it stopped.
Yeah, you clearly didn't run into a certain boss fight.
I just picked- oh.
Aw, these are hooks.
Save your endestroyer, take us, mold us, and grant us meaning in your hands and destruction.
We become divine, and we become arts.
Yeah, I finished Crimsonesser. I finished the story, did quite a bit of side stuff, spent about a hundred hours in it.
Above. Artisan merchants, firesmiths, porcelain court.
Lower can can. Let's go up first for you.
What do you want? Rust off. Can you see I'm busy? Busy searching for opportunities.
Are you standing in my vicinity while being absolutely hideous interferes with that search.
Now leave, back to the muck.
I'm gonna show Glare.
Are you adult or something?
I very clearly told you to rust off.
Ah!
Oh, I didn't know that, that,
that you, you have the best, most important thing ever.
Oh, please, please, please give me more.
Give me all of them.
I need them more than anyone else.
I'll reward you well with the best kind of reward, the beautiful one.
One that can only be made with this divine adhesive.
Whatever color you want, I'll make it yours.
Forever, let me show you. Wait, is this?
Wait, color?
Unlockability change to color, so be equipped, chest, hands and legs.
You can recolor your gear, a dye merchant, yeah.
I have 4 out of 5 though.
Lack means nail polish. Oh, the Jackstraw big hundred.
Bro to the fist. I'm emulating Pew PewDiePie now.
Thank you. Thank you. Hope you're well, the Jackstraw.
What does fun mean?
Mada means fun in Arabic. Oh.
hey you you look like a good artist and a smart artist you want your art to last
don't you well for good art to last it makes more than just it takes more than
just raw skill which of which you a good fellow surely possess an abundance
true solid true and you got to do that
No, no, for good art to last it must be made of the best raw materials as well.
And I, my friends, have only the very best and most exotic raw materials.
Okay.
Oh, so here you can buy upgrade materials if you want.
It doesn't cost that much.
This is needed for the next stage upgrade of the weapon, so I'm definitely gonna buy that.
And then I'll probably chill a bit.
Hey, Marmeese clay.
That's fun summer, it's all good man.
It's cool.
Hoho, welcome Smith, you look to having some delivered.
There's no faster nor safer way to have a deliver done than by a Drupal.
That includes those entirely unethical burden Smith.
Wait, what?
Showed the drop-pull container.
It's not.
They did what?
Oh.
Rusted nail-gladers.
I knew it.
They sold me adult bread.
Wow.
If anyone hears this, they'll start worrying that their next drop-pull delivery will drop-kick
them on arrival.
I must get rid of those adult drop-pulls before they're discovered.
Listen, don't tell anyone.
It will ruin me.
Really, dad?
Wait, actually.
You already managed to fight off one of them.
Listen, if you take care of them, I'll reward you for every drop-pull container you bring
Okay, starting with this one. Let me open it for you. You beautiful gracious Smith. I can recognize a great day when they spot it
Right, so what's this? Oh, you can open so there's a runner that I pulled galloping that up one then skittering that up
I'll open it
I got bow blades and
Oh three strand hair
Y'all good man hope you're well dude.
Is another dexterity weapon.
Connect the blades to get- oh it's a dual wield weapon.
Connect the blades together to form a bow and launch a midrange spread of projectiles
each charge adds two more.
Oh, you could maybe use it like a shotgun
Hi, I make deliveries. Okay. Hi, I didn't ask
We're gonna watch Mortal Shell 2 trailer very soon. Oh my guys 930 now. Okay, we're gonna watch it
I gotta heat up my food. I could do it right here. I could do a chat gamba.
I could do a little chat gamba. It's been a while. Put my cam in the middle. See chat fighting each other.
Let's do this.
this. Boom. Oops. Escape. There we go. Wait, I want to join. I want to join. I want to
join. Astast. Demote. Gachi Blacksmith. Am I in? I don't see me. I am in. I'm in. I'm
I'm in the red team. Go red. I'm actually red naming chat.
watch this this this trailer epic reactions if there's things the beach
mouth
and
live mega-reaction let's see here
mortal shell to
gameplay reveal
red one of course they did I was in red team
I mean mortal shell one was alright I'm curious to see what they've learned
very bloody
That's why she made you... to tread the unfounded.
This foul passenger, he is the first in your ne'er saw.
I thought the first one was alright.
You must be gone.
I'm guessing they still have the hardened mechanic.
OK, here we go.
of
They've gone heavy on these like execution stuff, but it's not.
Skibity cork me.
Go back!
Game?
shell too if he's a weapon of poison with enough resolve it's the uh this is
the trailer I'm eating so we're reacting
oh that's so nice yeah ever from the from the first teaser
They look like they're going hard on like finishing moves or like parry moves like executions
Generous fall damage look at this that's sick
Every enemy is like a unique repost animation
You look familiar. Can you aid me? I've been while I'd leave you. It's my companion, a free-line-
Arrow in the knee.
Gone. Nothing. Will you look familiar? It's an endless pursuit.
There show some big two-handers, like the claim were there.
Holy chunk knight.
Wait, what?
That's sick.
Oh, the enemies seem to...
Imagine the enemies have, like, dead space.
Kill animations.
This looks super legit so far.
Oh fuck yeah!
are unguarded.
Do the riposte animation.
Or something.
Okay.
Dude!
They have up the gore so insane amounts in this game from the first one.
Damn!
Oh, he did a hardened mechanic.
Wait, that was weird.
Oh, he hardened her.
Okay.
I feel like this heavy weapon is kind of like, there's not too much oomph though.
I
Could use a bit more
of
the
Oh, yeah. Okay, so we got knocked out there. Right.
Nice. Okay, so if you're reposed to get a shell revive?
This is not Grime 2, no. I'm having a little food break, so I'm watching Mortal Show 2.
Ah, gameplay.
Okay, this is like the hub, I imagine.
In a new game I'm planning to play after Grime or any player I've already known.
I mean, I'm waiting for Pragmata.
Use a sword!
Whoa...
Un-tarnished seal.
HOOOLY!
You've come far
Look
You're nervous
Nervous
Okay, that's cool
Now go.
No map you open.
And that quick travel animation is pretty sick.
Wait show her fight. No, no, no, no.
Yes, show the fight with a sword.
What is he using there?
Oh, he's using the bottom right.
Bottom right was an ability, I guess.
You see ammo down there, too.
Yeah, damn.
I love the enemy, and like every enemy just has their own
Repositions or execution
Right that was the move from the first game wasn't it yeah, well you attack with a handle I used to use that a lot
Cool
carrying looks very generous maybe it's just for the showcase but like it looks
very generous
eww
Nice! This looks lovely dude. It looks lovely.
Oh my god.
Ah that looked sick dude.
That did look very very good.
Wow look at my recommendation.
Game of Thrones season 7 being devoid of logic.
Remake.
I started watching it I guess.
Damn.
That was sick dude.
was the first one very short I don't remember if it was looks really cool man
pre-order bonus skins skeletal harbinger and obsidian that's tight first one
short but also very bad I don't think it was very bad I thought it was all right
Hey, you.
Did you play the first one, Salad?
Y'all, Bankar, I think 71.
Flip Phillips, 47.
Uh, yeah.
Mortal Shell 2, a guilt-like.
I didn't see that one coming.
Yeah, Loers would have fallen too, seems like they're also going hard on, like, finishers
and more blood and gore.
You didn't like the first one?
It was so clunky, Rigid.
I see
Where souls like was the one that stole animation my elder ring yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, that was the one that got like it got like a huge update. It was almost like a remake
Bleak faith yeah, I actually wanted to play bleak faith I
Did I do I do I did?
Yeah, this looks really really good man. This looks very good
Good. The executions are top, dude.
Where's the tongue one?
Here.
it's tight, it's tight dude, tight, it looks real good man, it does, it does
oh yeah there's lords of the fallen gameplay too i don't think i've watched this
maybe we did a bit this also looks solid
like you can actually be head enemies and shit here
Same game, but it's not.
I haven't really gone back to Lorsodafala since my first playthrough.
I did like a little corp off checking out one of the updates.
Remember when you broke the quest in the first game and Dempz had to assist you in a game?
They didn't.
They didn't fix it until I was done with the game.
They said, oh, you can kill the first or they said, because I killed the tutorial boss,
right?
And I killed a tutorial boss and we got this item or something, I don't remember.
And that was supposed to start like a questline where you could get his weapons.
But the questline never worked.
It never did.
And I spent like my entire playthrough waiting to get his weapons.
Yeah! Yeah, we've seen this.
Oh wait, I got his weapons but not the secret moveset, is that what it was?
Right, Clockwork, right.
What about that Resident Evil April's Fools?
Resident Evil 9 April Fools.
Did they upload this to YouTube?
No, they didn't.
It doesn't seem like it.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I'm done with Crimson Desert for now.
What was the game where Ella did a frame perfect quitter at the final boss and break the safe
Yeah, that was a no-tria. I think the devs abandoned that game or something. I'm not sure
What happened to this game? Okay recent reviews are actually mostly positive. Is that 69%?
overall
What where do you see updates here?
Wait March 31st. Oh
Wow, they actually just released a patch for it. My bad. I take it back
Fixed an issue, some enemies are walls, not disappearing properly.
Okay.
Okay, they did a bunch of fixes, all right.
Cool.
A wall of fixes, yeah.
Yeah, the RE thing's here, all right, if you're watching out for- oh my god, that's why I
hate opening this fucking app.
Um, yeah, might be some RE spoilers here, all right.
It's Resident Evil uploaded April Fool's things. I want to see it.
Well, someone kidnapped me.
Then Victor, get in.
I don't know.
Well, we should leave.
I'm grinding after this.
What does Victor want with you?
What?
I don't know.
Grace?
What do you mean?
It she grabbed you for a reason
Did they like call up the voice actors and do this over Skype or something?
What your DSO? That's the
Counter-bioterrorism ages. They must have done that right?
Sure you might need it
Now go
Get out of here. I thought maybe it was like cut voice lines or something
April fools happy April fools guys
Oh, yeah, there they are. I mean, okay. Yeah, yeah, they did they did
They did they did
Ba da ba ba da da nirvana shirt based
That's some salad humor what is it yo, can we just one more thing
Salad, what's your latest?
And then the salad
R e9 speedrunners, but with added salt
Now that's fucking salty right there I
Feel like I'm allowed to get triggered
I'm dead
No, I'm allowed to get triggered. Oh my god, you ugly little rock
dude what can let me go let me go let me go please let me go just let me go
oh how did you not die there
oh no you don't i'm not part of this video feels good man
did i just leave down what i go he's stuck leon what is this game man what is this game
He's stuck. He's actually stuck. What is he falling?
All right, we have this we have this dogs down to a science now watch
May I ask? May I just ask for a second? What the fuck was that?
Dude, it's like I can't fucking kick them because I die. But if I don't kick them, then they
don't die. So what the fuck do I do, dude?
Yeah, like I never have issues with this looker right here. I think this is the one that
that people were talking about how they said just bottles this liquor I never
have a problem with this one
wow that's so funny I love how I say oh yeah I never have a problem with slicker
and then what happens he fucking kills me
I keep fucking my ass right now. Oh my god. I hate these zombies. I hate them. They're
So broken!
Nice!
Nice! Wait!
We are...
Holy shit!
Like he's just going, bro.
He just keeps going.
Did I just get hit by the door?
Did that fucking bitch just hit me with the door?
It's so nice to be on the sidelines and just see all this man.
What is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
I've never seen that animation.
What?
Ha ha!
Oh, what even just hit me?
God, this fucking game!
Stop kicking it! Stop doing it!
It's so dumb. It's so fucking stupid this section. This section is so fucking stupid!
Oh my god, what did I do? I broke my computer instead of turning. I actually broke my computer.
I sland- wait, I sland my desk too hard.
What?
Oh, if I did this, Chad would never fucking let it down. Jesus Christ.
bro I don't even know what to say I literally don't even know what the f**king
here throwing not at this fucking guy there's another axe it's fine there's
another right it's fine I'm banana go I am so fucking sick of this guy dude I am
so so fucking sick of this guy so there's shrimp from or chooses it or
uses it it's probably slow
ha pull it out please pull it out
please pull it out please pull it out
pull it out
what i thought he dropped it
i thought he dropped it
what was that a blumber thing
pull out
Oh, there's, pull out the RPG, man.
I don't know any news.
Pull it out, bro.
Where is your RPG?
Where is the RPG?
Hey!
Wait, did you-
WHY DID I SAY DAMN IT'S DOO?!
HAHA!
WHAT DID THAT HAPPEN?!
What is that? I've never ridden that before.
What? I passed it! God's fucking game is so laggy.
I want this video to be as never-
End.
Look at- look at salad fucking back speed running in the chat too.
I
The backseat speeder, let me guess you must be the town lumberjack
That's not what happened town lumberjack
That's not the town lumberjack. That's the town fucking
Explody throwers
Oh my god. Combined! Combined! What is that?
Of course, I do the exact same thing that I did before. Doesn't work. Fuck you, Trace. You fucking wankstain.
And you're a fucking stupid fucking lie.
What are you talking about?
Dude.
Anybody want to fucking die ever?
Dude.
What are we doing?
Why is nobody dying?
What? What is this video game?
What if someone clicked that?
What is even going on that I was past the fuck this game
Oh my god fucking drooled Jesus
Oh
Like I can't even fucking move I'm just permost on
them
Cool, yeah
Fucking love that bro. Yeah, what a fucking great time. I'm having a fucking blast right now
What about you guys you guys having a fucking blast
Truckers
Is it? Is it my fault?
Ow!
I will now, you fucking killed me!
Dude, watch for us two.
What?!
How was I sold?! How?! How?! How?!
How?!
Oh
Yeah, no this plan
Oh, you're okay. Hey, but oh stop
again
Go bro, stop moving. Oh my god
I didn't I thought I have a fucking shot
I missed that shot
What?
Wait, what? Where'd he come from?
Oh, he was hiding behind there.
What?
What? Holy shit.
Did I- I heard the headshot sound on this guy.
Oh.
I'm gonna leave a like like what?
Fucking crashed.
Yo, my entire chrome just crashed.
Thanks, Alan. That was epic.
But in my chat crashed everything just crashed. Oh, there we go. Okay, I'm back
Yeah
And now your video isn't even in my history
The mentored slalad
Them the netted salad and then I get like
like severe democracy now what is happening okay the demented salad here I'm gonna leave
like I'm alive leave a like combination with your video drivers in the past over months
Oh, okay.
Wait, is there a clip at the end?
No way.
Oh, sorry.
If it was, if it was like six or seven, oh my God.
It was like six or six or seven PM.
Maybe it would be a different story, but I fucking hate dude.
I, I'm not like,
Whenever I used to say it, I didn't even think about it,
but now you guys fucking mention it so often.
I just can't, I can't stop.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm allowed to-
Exactly.
Wait, is this a different one?
No, it's the same one.
Okay, I'm excited.
Bro, this fucking 6-7-Me needs to die.
It's ass of hell.
I'll link Salad's video right here.
Brum-bum.
Brum-bum-bum-bum-bum.
Okay, that was a long food break, man.
Jesus Christ.
The 6-7 needs to die.
Like, 6-7 is like what the kindergarteners do, you know?
like we are too mature to be saying six seven we are too old man not the same
character as Grom one now yes we are is true I guess I can't enter this who's
Who's there? We're not open, it's the best time.
Luvid sent me.
Thank Yadav finally.
Come in, come in quickly.
Alright, we'll never mind.
It's not even Unk.
It's literally like the people in kindergarten
like first grade, they do it like...
I mean, that's alright.
You know, they have a funny meme, right?
But goddamn, they didn't have our funny memes back in my time.
like rage phase fucking megusta
FUUUUU
Like that was the shit now it's like oh it's 6, 7. Like what does that even mean? It doesn't even mean anything
Like in troll phase was the shit
Do something about it anything. Oh, is this the table or whatever?
Table boss
So fuck
Okay, we're good.
Bitch please Obama face.
Ah, true, true.
I don't have any 67 emotes in my chat.
I don't know what could have sparked this.
I'm always so nice to my creations.
I finish making the table and all of a sudden...
Oh, where's this dog shit scythe probably linked?
Oh my gosh, fuck me.
Nigh, nigh.
All these 30 plus year olds doing fucking six, seven emotes, man.
It pisses me off!
Someone must have scared it.
Some...
Did something to it while I was away.
Apollos in 30? Yeah, but she will be, one day, like all of you.
And then you're gonna look back and be like, what did I do in my 20s?
Eugh, 6, 7!
Heheheheh!
I-I-I actually triggers me!
Ah...
When I was in my 20s,
I was shitposting in Kriperia's chat at 3am.
We would post like,
OJ Pored candle lit with this chanthai summon crisp.
And it had like a bunch of candle emojis and shit, you know?
That meant something. We had a community there.
Doing the same shit.
Now it's just...
Like what even is this fucking number meme?
It must have been the one...
It must have been the one making those those hideous drop pots in those armless abomination crimes against our
I'll get him I'll get that cruddy little you're racing dongers man. Fuck yeah
Are you're still here? Well, what is it you want?
Don't tell me you expect sir or work take care. Yeah, do I deserve something?
Do you know do you now fine have my thanks there you go. You're welcome. Give me something to get the table treatment
But I'm not a table true
What?
You will become the table
Wow, you're really suck in negotiating
Fine have this purely out of pity if you're ever nail-glad look either for me or my partner you live
Ella probably invented the angry Cripp off-cam copypasta where he kicks the doggy ass at his wife.
I've never heard this one.
We may have some more work for someone with your crass skills and lack of negotiations skills.
My favorite recent meme?
Aw man, I don't know.
All memes now, I feel like they come from like TikTok or something and I've never on TikTok.
I don't have an account, I'm not never gonna make an account.
I'm never gonna go on it.
So I don't know these like new memes, you know?
Now get out of here.
You're every nail guy looking for me or my part of it.
I've been reminiscing his old time
as a symptom for early onset dementia.
No it's not.
No it ain't.
Gotta hit up the boat.
Oh my god, wait.
I don't know that one.
Let's get to the, oh wait, we are here now.
Ask around to find a breath smith, yeah.
Ooh, thank you, whip and upgrade.
What?
I'm all the same.
I had brain rot when I was a kid.
The same way kids have scabietta toilet now.
But that's because you're on all these platforms, Si.
You're on TikTok, you're on Instagram Reels, you're on all of this shit, you know?
You don't have a TikTok?
Okay, oh my bad
Bro, do you know that when we grew up? No one said internet memes IRL at most we said then they some castor or some quotes from
Say again on the ban list that you were for Dalek for castor stem that love was funny a step that was peak
But that was only Swedish means though, so
Yeah, but that was peak though. It's true. That is true
Hey, you!
We all are Zyphus true
Greetings Townsmith. I regret to inform that lower canket is currently off limits
Thanks for understanding. Have a pleasant shift. Okay
You guys are so old
Solid if you keep the speedrunning
the re9 speedrunning saga going you're gonna age past us in the next few months
there's no with all the other re9 runners I'm like old snake are out of
bagger theme what are you selling what okay what's that above your head okay
Is the bully squad?
You wouldn't believe this.
Do you remember Holster, my newly made smith?
Of course, I could have forget you.
It's such a splendid job with her head and torso.
Truly a walking testament of your skills.
Well, yes exactly.
Well I sent them on an errand to Lower Cancan and not even a shift passess and already they've
gotten swept up into that new scabbard trend.
oh no scabbards but but all the wonderful work you did on their body
they're gonna ruin it
clip arms to I know right that fledgling Smith is disrespecting all the
sculpting work and expesimentary I put into making them I suggest sending a
little post with a stern message for them to get back here immediately now I'm
more of the mind to hire a face has to bring them back to me pieces starting
Well I dare say Mother Mara may be smiling upon you there appears to be a
well-armed smith right here with us perhaps hire them. You look like someone
who would enjoy breaking a few unruly smiths. How about it? Nothing will remain
of them once I'm done. That sounds like a terrible deal for me. If you do not
bring me anything you don't get anything got it? Did you hear that grotesque sound
they made? Disgusting. Yeah, I'd equip a lot, I'd equip a lot, go. Gotta do that,
gotta, have you changed your mind? Yeah. Your reward would depend on the quality of
my recovered smiths. Okay, do be gentle when breaking them. So we got some quests here.
Oh, here's you again. Sup, bro? My chats fucked for some reason after like six refreshes,
Finally works, but everything is in comic-sense and I get random replies to nothing. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you might need to like reinstall the plugins and stuff call us a to fix it
Otherwise, yeah
You might not work and stuff and thanks
The juic thanks for the 69, thank you
Thank you
Oh, yeah, I can ask him about the Smith.
I'm looking for the Breath Smith.
I just got it, but they're probably in their shop.
Just go all the way to my left.
Okay.
If the Orange is asking their assistant, the one with all the suits above their head.
Where are you traveling from anyways?
Let's just say not from around here.
I was sent by my mom, monster.
The Tasman were gathering exotic weapons so they can study them.
Yeah, who's your monster? Well, we're there from they're pretty important
They even taught breastfeeding to the one you're looking for
But you wouldn't know him. They're not really in this world
I'm part of the travelers guild and we travel using a space called otherware. I
Understand it's pretty confusing to most Smith. We don't really have to get further into this
Despite having traveled it for many quakes. I mean cycles is literally understand about it
I'm also sometimes called to the guts of the cosmos. I gotta keep reading research if that helps
all I know is that it is sort of a
Intertwining Tangle of tunnels connecting between pretty much everywhere and everything in the universe
The connection isn't always physical. Although where it changes you impose you in all directions
It's not an easy space to navigate it's mostly a thing a lot
But my master made some device to help me make travel cycle less risky
Okay, can I go here? Oh?
Upgrade material. Wait, this is the guy from Beauty and the Beast.
Greetings Townsmen. What may I assist you with? Why does it up ahead?
The Porcelain Court. Okay.
Hydra, that's 49, man. Jam at 38. Hey, I need to get in here, man.
one day. Well, but I need to get in here.
Mm hmm.
Some more dids we got to talk to, I guess.
What up, Alex? Yeah, I guess we go, um, yeah, we, yeah, wait,
what? Yeah, I can't go here. Oh, maybe you got to talk.
Oh, come talk to him.
La, la, la, la, la, la. I can't go there. I couldn't go down there. And then that's where
the table loss there's no it must have been a character I missed
oh yeah sign head I just yeah you're the assistant of
I'm not an assistant I'm supposed to be a sign just a sign
Irugog isn't gonna like that I talked. Signs don't usually talk and where is the
Brestsmith now?
Irugog, they did something bad and got arrested by the guard. They're held in
the porcelain court by the First Smith to the far right. I'm allowed to trade
some of Irugog's weapons while they're away. If you're like, oh weapons! Yo give
me give me give me give me okay the nail bow large the powerful piercing nail
projectile we have blood the root blade root sword is that a quality weapon
strength and x-30 basic attacks apply stacks of combustion on enemies head
power reaching maximum stacks target is dealt the burst of damage scaling
strength and dex and a special attack is thrust forward and applies stacks of
combustion to all enemies head.
Ah, sounds bad.
We have finger fists.
Before a powerful punch that knocks enemies back a short distance, followed by a piercing nail projectile.
Okay. We have a Zeva blades.
Dexterity weapon.
Grind the blades together, sharpening and massively increasing their damage for a short duration.
Oh my god, what is this sword down here?
We have beak fists first, launch an enemy upwards and restore force.
Air attacks are far more powerful with this weapon.
Oh, this is like an offhand weapon you keep for air combos.
That's cool.
And then we have...
Blade root greatsword.
A strength and dexterity greatsword.
Yeah, basic attack combustion.
Alright, stab the target with a powerful thrust.
Applying combustion stacks once,
then applying an even greater amount after a delay.
Now that sounds pretty cool.
I have the exact amount to buy it if I wanted to play with it.
I do.
A huge spade next to the 11 man, thank you.
Hmm.
Big th- yeah.
I'll do- I...
I...
Garf later.
Who knows, maybe.
You never know.
What night the breath was in the core. Let me in. Of course.
Prismaleck is very hospitable. Thanks.
Do it for him. Who's him?
I can't even reach back up there. It's not gonna go all the way around again. Oh wait, no I can.
A little bit. The divorce?
I'm sorry.
Yuff!
It must be them.
Irugog wouldn't have done such a thing for anyone but them.
So you think this all somehow relates to the Guan?
Wait, someone's here.
Why is someone here?
Hey, you can't just waltz in.
I thought we had an open door policy first.
this isn't plain lethal we do but only because I never expect someone to be rude
enough to actually use it would you like me to have that policy
terminated then first but of course not that will make me look like I'm avoiding
my town Smith he is all with low boss do the lads are over well we had a good
run we had a good run lads but it's over are we nine killed the lads it's over
it's never coming back how can I keep avoiding them and have an open door
policy I keep listening no these noises we do not care
hmm before us is prey worth eating you want to eat it resist urge the white
feeds the yolk we will eat you want to eat it whoa that was entirely unnecessarily rude
yes indeed mallick a first myth can appear all the week a show of force is required
we should we could trap planning lads for tomorrow in it ah yes how unfortunate picture
regards show our guest the exit and I'll do so in a rough unpleasant manner if you will
Oh, gosh.
Oh, you can't plot and bury that?
Alright.
Kind of gimmick.
Okay, yeah, sure.
Dude!
Oh, Lord have him.
Okay, it's only these.
That's fine.
What?
There's no way you can hit from that far.
There's zero chance.
Fuck you.
I kill and I murder until I'm done.
Nothing can stop me.
What? Oh dude I have no heels but I'm close to getting some though.
What?
well if I die again it's definitely I'm definitely like washed because that
shit was so free and easy I just didn't know they give me am I big uncle
hope you play with your three I will play with your three but not anytime soon
Was there a shortcut? Oh yeah, I'm dead to my x-men.
What the fuck?
Okay, that doesn't count because he brought out new gimmicks all of a sudden.
yeah portable exactly
new new new new gimmicks
I
Breath capacity. Oh, that's nice. Okay.
Bravo! Well done!
I'm thicker than first.
Come now, that was impressive.
Some places are a requirement for one to defeat an entire gonglet foes in order to earn an
audience with a cake.
Open their policy. I like this method better than just letting anyone in.
What time is it? 10.33.
Now, 27 minutes until Garfield Car Tournament.
Well then, strangely violent guest, what is it you truly come here for?
Surely Kan Kan isn't the ideal place for those seeking a fight.
I'm looking for the breathsmith!
Oh, we just so happen to have a breathsmith lying around.
Only problem is, and it's kind of a big one, they're a traitor.
Harsh, but kinda true, nonetheless.
To put it simply, the breathsmith has put Kankan in serious danger.
By sneaking in at Lahab's Greyblade.
Greyblade's now in lower Kankan, preaching the ways of frail Lahab while in the mess.
And as a result, converting my peaceful Talisman towards unchecked aggression, which now rages down below.
I was just about to send a force led by my tankard warden to drive this great blade out and return the order down below, but now, well, yes.
However, on the upside, I am an upside icon of First Smith, a suitable replacement for the task as a riot.
I know how they must be racked with guilt eager to make things right to get in the prestigious good grace of First Smith.
Or perhaps feel gratitude for having been provided so much fun playing with their constructs.
Either way, yes, I accept you're offered to deal with a Greyblade.
In return, you'll be allowed to see the Breathsmith on the show of Goodwill.
Okay.
As long as you make sure to take care of the harm you've done.
Easy game.
Super Meat Boy 3D? I haven't even done the first Super Meat Boy.
I'll go down here and then I'll go down there, yeah.
Sick strength for this one.
I should have bought that fist instead.
Damn it
Well, we're gonna res pick eventually obviously
Super me boys seems to have a bang or soundtrack though. I mean, I'm probably down to play it upon finishing in like two hours
of
I've been waiting 94 months for this tournament, but show up in our room and lie about his
plans.
In 20 minutes...
You scabbards had your fun picking on weak weaker Smith the swords against sculptors
isn't very fair my reinforcements are gonna be here any color now to even the odds and
unlike you we actually know how to wield a weapon in fact the very first thing we learn
is to not start a fight, already impaled by it.
That's because you fear a little damage to your bodies, but not us.
You can bring as many of your friends as you want, we'll just use them to further hone
our blades.
Oh, pulleys.
All we're gonna get is a repeat of last shift's incidents.
By Luna, that's not gonna happen again, you rusted pitcher.
Add a new cover, do these body scabbers, they'll hold just for me.
You look ridiculous. Just grip your weapon like the rest of us. Even the stranger here is doing it.
Stop telling me what to do. You're not my maker.
You gotta suffer for that, Neo-Funia.
Your maker would have told you worse for how badly you treated their work.
Besides, look at your gonna crumble the moment you pull that thing out.
I look dangerous. What kind of crazy Smith just has a blade stuck in their body crazy dangerous ones
And that's what I am
You Smith tell them tell them a fearsome. I look
There's some prey provide a hearty meal
What what does that mean?
You're gonna scare me
You don't scare me on the scary one. I'll show you was to get this sword out
For love of Mara keep the blade in your breath. That's cross. No, I'll show you both
Not again
No one here surprised whole sir. I suggest you and your friend get rid of those scabbers before you break something you need. I
Crushed our rusting Carver
Welcome to lower can cam I take it you're all that remains of my reinforcements
Unfortunate. I heard what happened above. I can't believe it. The tank awarding was such a beautiful creation to have a suddenly combust and take out all of our forces like that.
The lads are dead. They're never coming back. It's unironically over. Maybe tomorrow. I'm gonna ask him.
No matter. If the first myth believes you're sufficient for the task at hand, then you have my support.
Then go straight for the gate to the Jagd Forest to make sure it's secure
Find the great blade preacher to get and get rid of them. Yeah, both fights. I'll go slow talking here
Which is fine. We got that this is like the second hub or whatever big area
Space though, thanks for this
Thank you space doc
why is there three different lads this assembling emotes because we are never the full lad group
Oh, it happens sometimes.
Oh, that okay.
I see.
Okay.
Okay, you can drag him right there, good to know.
Like, it's truly over.
Oh, secret?
Fragments, cool.
Alipa ruined lads?
No, R9 ruined lads.
Now it's over because of it.
Oh, secret floor.
Volatile vase
Is it over salad?
Salad yeah, I fucking hate you guys. I'm never playing with you again
It doesn't surprise me
R9 changed this
It's over
But we had some really funny memories and moments, you know, we truly did
We can't let the memories
despair us
The lads situation is truly insane it is.
It's actually over.
Anyways, are we ladding tomorrow?
I'm down.
Grime into lads.
God, that parry's so nice.
Yeah, Grime 1 looked like this pretty much, yep.
I'm not right now because let us at the store salad stuck in the clinic this
has betrayed us
there's nothing we can do
Wow, that moves suck.
Okay, hey
Salish is manipulating you all in your pawns in this twisted game. Holy that's true
Is this where I came from or my denting?
This is fine. Oh nice
What is this give me
I would never make the lads play Garfield card, like...
that would be that was yeah I guess I'll fuck
now that movie she's not it
What?
Oh, they're so doku, of course they do.
Oh, it's you!
Well, well, well, what do you know?
It's our Osa very lost and confused smith.
And yet, you actually made it all the way here.
Half of me expected to never see you again.
And the other half thought that at most you'd be card in here or as someone's chair or something
You must be a fast learner or a huge liar
You don't care for this one skip comma. I have not lied once
Please you're not doing yourself any favors saying that kind of nonsense
Everyone lies everyone you just got to not overdo it. It's all
Why is Sammy if I'm expected to fail? Why not? The quickest way for someone to prove
themselves is literally just let them prove themselves. It's not like it costs
anything to let you try and if you weren't able to help then what good are
you anyway? You gotta earn your worth here. No one deserves anything just for
existing. And how did you manage to get in man?
What did you like to know? Unlike you I can get things done without needing
brute force, brute force is more fun. Spoken like a faceless. I'm almost surprised I didn't
just stay there. Tustling in the dirt with the rest of the burly bunch would probably
suit you. Why are you here? Precaution, just in case you wouldn't have made it. If you'd
fail to arrive then someone would still need to get to the breath smith, you know? Of course
Someone would then just have to be me, but I did manage to get here
Indeed you have as unlikely as that was this area is a lot of yapping, but it's because it's like the second big hub
New characters like die merchants new weapons merchant. Yeah, now we share the word
I heard that the first Smith wants you to hunt down the Greyblade preacher
Papa nada, I've already tracked them down go left then up
It's the Surrounded by a bunch of scabbers, but I got a plan to deal with a whole group.
So don't you worry now that I'm here we got this easy.
See you there.
Ah, but there's something here.
How is being self?
I can't get back up.
What?
I think that's the right way to do it.
Rick bozo.
Is that what the cool kids say?
I think so.
I suppose so.
Yesh!
He's gonna blow himself up like a gimmick, and I'm dead.
I love Sudoku gimmicks.
Okay, we're good.
Nice.
Now, what?
cool kids say skibidi, cappuccino, assassino, six-seven little bro, unc
what?
what did I rrrrrooose?
aw, maybe that doesn't count as a...
wait, this is gonna put me back here, which is actually good
There's the sequel to the game, we got a black hole for a head, yep, yep, that's the one.
I got this, yeah, I'm just repeating my same area again.
wait was there anything here?
oh there's hole here
did I go here?
yeah no
wait what?
I'm so confused
slapping rock
ahhh
what is slapping rock
It sounds like some brain rock shit to be fair. I'm not sure I want to click that
Okay
How do I get up here? Oh you probably come from both I guess
Give me out of here and get me in here, baby
There we go we're back
left from below yeah okay we got to go there to get that
wasteland 3 yeah I mean for now I've had my okay share of x-comb x-comb was super nice
So truly I I really liked it. I like dying too is great
Yeah, that's such a bond
I mean, wasn't there that streamer game that released,
Content King or something?
How's that game?
two percent yeah Chad never gets over 50 percent on that one I've legit like
never seen it ever. There we go. Now I see when he explodes. That move I swear is so
I don't know if I can get out.
Nice, got it.
What is this?
Pitcher guard.
Uh, maximum force increased, plus force enhanced, the weapon attacks deal more damage,
but they consume more force.
This is a heavy weapon armor, I feel, for big mega-bonk of Doomch.
Excuses simulator? I see.
Yeah, I'm not, like, I don't know too much about...
...most of those memes.
Megabomb flush this isn't the first time I hear Megabomb now that you mentioned it. I mean Megabomb was sick though
I don't know if it's gotten any new like content or whatever
There's a lot of paws in here, but I think yeah, okay, that will take you there
Is there a secret hook here?
Oh.
There's a new map and stuff?
Nice.
Okay, there's some gold.
I feel like this is a Jump King map.
How will I get up there?
Wait, Super Meat Boy 3D is the new stuff that comes out. I mean, that will probably be tight.
Oh, maybe you need some type of wall- double jump and wall jump at the same time.
Could be. Anyways, we gotta go left, I guess.
Oh
Have I been here is this where I died wait, I'm very confused. Have I been here? Where haven't I haven't been to the left here, okay?
This looks like a boss area.
Oh yeah, I died to this thing, I think.
Yeah. Okay, yeah.
Get carried.
What?! Oh my god, this damage is-
And then I spam dodge right into his asshole.
Why?
I wanted to see if there's a boss fight down there.
I spam roll there, I should have done that, I was dumb.
And then left side down there, can't go this way, right.
G2's sick actually, it's very good.
It's sick.
If you like round one, you'll like round two.
All right, this is where I died.
This has to be a boss or something.
Maybe not.
Wait, are you friend? Oh.
It's you again.
He wasn't thought that what happened to my head before was real funny, huh?
Probably plan to go around and tell everybody about it to make fun of me and some more, huh?
Are you gonna not gonna be telling anyone anything because I
Am strong
La ha teaches of of growth through pain so some strong
I'm strong
You're almost two pathetic teeth
you'll regret making fun of me okay you're you're wow
amazing
We know the truth. To Mother Mara we were never art, but instruments. She breathed life
only out of vanity, leaving us gasping for meaning. Doing as she had, imitating her
misdeed again and again, it's cruelty. Enough. Abandon the path of the cruel artist and in
savers hand become the art you should a grime one is good it's very similar to
this so yeah grime one is good is yeah it's very similar to this
but the enemy is gonna die now
I can lose her ass pot, little pleb
fuck I'm dead
God this enemy is so insane but they are unique enemies so
fuck
okay what okay yeah yeah yeah hit me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my
Oh my god. There's no way yet!
Hey yeah, Grime?
Dude, I won't be able to sleep unless I kill that.
I'm gonna kill this.
I'm sure I'll play I'm sure I'll I'm sure I'll play in a role at some point and
enroll doesn't have like the enemy scaling that Skyrim has right I think my
biggest rival Skyrim that enemies just scale with you I do not like that stuff
hey ask here 55 or 8 to 29 yeah we also have these one perm of course
okay how long am I okay don't get don't get tilted just bury him
Kick me then! Oh you're such a pleb! Fuck you! Alright there we go.
the
okay time to stop stalling it's your council mandated
gathering time
got field jam
Making it here. Have you taken care of the Great Blade? No? Allow me to point you in the right direction then.
From interrogating one of the scabbards, it appears the Great Blade is somewhere directly above us.
There's something there of great significance to him. They call it the discarded flesh of the King of Arms.
A bit long but supposedly great religious significance to the Lohabists.
As a result, the Great Blade chose to make that place their temple and where they don't now carry their sermons.
Okay, so let me guess. There's a checkpoint here.
Oh.
Fuck.
How will I get right above?
There is no right above.
Why is he- Oh.
Now what? Oh yeah, I never, yeah.
rip of bozo scythe that's all I have to say wait I'm actually stuck unironically
I need some kind of flight or double jump I need a double jump that's what I need
Where haven't I been well I haven't been here I haven't been here yeah we could go here
But this literally just, okay, well, okay, okay.
Here.
Where's the checkpoints?
There's gotta be a checkpoint here.
Oh, this takes me- yeah, okay.
Alright, there's the-
Oh!
Yes! Nice!
Huge, huge.
Hey, you!
Puh!
Ha!
Day in here, thanks, 71! Thank you!
That was a powerful strike, okay.
Ha!
Chat!
April fools!
Ha! Chat! April Fools! You thought I was gonna play Garf.
Ah! But April Fools.
Ah! Except my April Fools is making you think I was gonna April Fools you about it.
So I'm actually GOING to play it!
So double April pools!
Spat all over my keyboard.
That's how it is.
Fucking Garfield card.
MOLTA is already in the game dude!
We're gonna continue Grime 2 tomorrow and go to that boss.
I'm pretty sure we just unlocked the main boss in Grime 2 there because I got the shortcut
into the checkpoint.
I wanted to epic prank chat by saying I was gonna play it because then chat was like
Oh, of course he's April fooling and I'm like yeah, but that's not my April my April fools is that I'm actually going to play it
I
All right
I'm tellin' this game is...
Okay, it's not on sale, so go on.
I need to restart sometimes the last part where it's impossible to... not like we need to.
Oh, there we go.
It's fucking on.
It's so on.
Move chair!
I could have pieed!
Why? What the fuck happened to that?
I fucking hope that!
No, no, not him!
Why are you shooting?
I'm already fucking stupid.
Why are you saving?
You're red pie for me to fall behind and not shoot Kaskilov!
It's so...
EAT MY ASS, Molten! EAT THE ENTIRE ASS!
Whatever, this doesn't matter. I feel like this doesn't matter.
This is the warm-up cup, and no one fucking cares about this.
First cup doesn't matter.
Oh, I'm already so fucking annoyed by this game.
Yeah, Nizi thinks 74, and David thinks 71.
Menace, I'm menace. Hey, Colonel, how was my day? It was great until I fired this fucking game up.
Okay. What the hell?
Oh
Watch me never get red pies now by the way because Cascualt has a fucking Garfield card guardian angel in this game
So I'm never gonna get red pies ever
And then I will never catch up. Oh, yeah, regular pie. What a surprise. I'm sure no one would saw that coming
But I am gonna get red pie all the time. Look at this
yeah one lasagna yeah yeah what a surprise no one ever read by a
scolese ever no one lasagna yeah but look at this and then you're saving the
red pie for me why not you've cost you know
and then another
Give me red pie.
Not like it fucking matters.
Yeah, regular pie.
Like, Cascalef has some fucking umpy red pie sheets on or something.
I don't know.
You never get red pie when he's first.
Ever.
Like, you will never see it happen.
Ever, ever.
Yeah, but I get red pie fucking five million times.
They're rip bozos, damn you.
And then you have another one!
Wait!
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, how many red pies did you have?
Like, I got red pie five times by the same guy!
How many red pies did I get?
None!
How many one lasonis did I get?
Four!
I forgot to put a shot on it.
Notice just how many red pies I get here. I get red pie here. Do you see how many red
pies? This never happens if Kaskilov is in the first. Cause everyone fucking saves their
red pies for me for some reason. That's why Kaskilov always gets like a fucking laugh
over everybody else in the lead. Because everyone just uses their red pies on me.
And there he is!
Bump!
Yeah, yeah, what a surprise, he has red pies.
Yeah, that was longer memes.
That was bad driving.
And then me!
And then fucking Moulton joins the gangbang.
Oh, that's so bad.
Give me red pies. Red pies. Red pies. Now! Red pies now.
Oh, alien. Alien. Alien.
Alien's good. Alien's good.
Oh my god, I'm choking.
Man, I'm a fud. No pillow.
在那裡, no!
Who put the feather in my ass?
And then I get 3rd again.
Who put the feather there?
But it dosen't matter, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Fucking molten one this lap?
This game sucks, this soundtrack sucks, this driving sucks, these items suck.
If I get one Liz on ya now, I'm out.
Are you fucking me?!
I'm eighth place, dude!
I'm eighth place, and I get one Liz on ya!
Like fucking clock, this doesn't happen to anyone else in this game.
Not a single one.
It's so tilting.
Come here, Scythe.
That was a nice throw, it's always this.
What?
No, oh, okay, yeah, no one gave it by that.
They just drive right through it, I guess.
And look at this now, I have a red pipe, but I'm saving it for the guy who's in first
place wow imagine doing that no no no no fucking move okay now I'm not fuck you
all every single race that got their place, which was part of the plan, of course.
Applauding 74.
Oh, planned another sweaty vacation is your fault.
Oh, y'all are doing that, let's go.
Alright, you know what? That's the warm-up cup done, though.
No one cares about this cup.
This is just for everyone to get their head into the game and get all the salt out.
next lobby it's always the same people can join yeah you're a side I always
remake the lobby
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I-I wasn't even- you couldn't even see the explosion on my screen!
What the fuck is on my arm?
Aliens
move it now!
who made this short in their life span by five years nice why are you driving to me
do I do I get a red pie now I get double this on you whatever you know I
don't take it it's fine it's fine there's nothing I can do there if I
don't get any more red pies this is over
Kaskylut is using a hat!
Muds disqualify him!
What does the pirate hat do?
Is that illegal?
It's not illegal for you, Zyth, because you're new to the game.
They give you like extra speed and better handling of the card and stuff.
At the moment I'm first place I get red pie all the time, but to no one's surprise obviously.
Caster locked.
That means I actually won the first map there, since Casculote has a hat.
That's how it works, hats are illegal.
You have to grind in the single player mode in this fucking game to unlock hats.
And ain't no one doing that except Casculote.
Zythe, apparently.
Look at his little king's hat.
Get out of here, man.
Get out of here.
Huh.
What's spaghetti?
that thing not hit me
Now I get aliens! Yeah, you're a little bit too late, man!
So, like, only trash items, like what can one do? What can one do?
Fucking hat users! Hat users!
Well, Xyve doesn't count, and Kaskillow doesn't count, so that means I got fourth place.
Pirate hat increases speed of perfume? Oh, that's crazy. That's insane.
This is the no skill map, by the way.
What do you mean double wombs?
If I was casted up I would have gone like 4 perfumes right there.
And then I get red pie.
Yeah, 2-0-1 surprise by the way.
The moment I'm first place I just get bombarded by red pies.
what the fuck why don't you shoot the first why are you eating all the candy
fat-ass oh
Thank you.
See that's what you do.
You shoot the first place with red pie.
What?
I was just scared.
I was going to shoot Caskeloff and it just disappeared.
Yeah, that's epic.
My red pie was just awesome, I think, I guess.
Oh!
Whatever, this map is ass.
It's true, Saladia, it's true.
Dude, I saw Ape drive here and pick up like four or five candies.
Not the bugged item session, or he was?
Alright, that's a little game news.
I'm not looking in, doesn't matter, because Kastilov is gonna win.
He has pirate hat and he's farming perfumes.
illegal strats.
Okay, that was a good spring. Gotta give it to Ape there.
Good use of spring. No eating all the candy this time.
Alright. Alright.
I wonder if I'm gonna get a red pie in my ass.
No, I got perfumed instead of course.
Nice, now I was a badass.
Double candy baby!
Double red pies baby!
Let's go!
So easy game!
Sometimes the game is just
Oh my god that was that was that was terrible
Shameful.
Wait, why did you turn around and shoot me yet?
Our first place.
Let's go.
Grime continues tomorrow.
Chad, that's... that's first place.
Kastilot is using Pirate Hat. That's illegal.
It gives you more speed when you're using perfume.
See? Pirate Hat. That's disqualification.
Next! Dude, it's so nice when you get double candy.
You probably didn't even have a perfume. He perfumed me on the last lap, Rico!
You just saw it, like, literally 30 seconds ago!
And he drives right into me. Every time. Every time.
Okay, gotta lock in. I'm a changed man now this cup. Google says hats are cosmetic only,
no way are they that's true I know you get stats from the cosmetics but maybe
it's only the maybe it's only the defenders or whatever there's no way
right yeah I wonder I wonder what what this guy is up to do you see it what
But I have to struggle with, yet I still get second or third place, even though I get targeted!
Like, imagine if I didn't get targeted like this, none of you would have any chance at all!
It would be so free!
Fuck off!
Yeah.
Move!
Oh, this will fucks sake!
Yes. I'm a change man. Double pie, that's great. So I'll go disconnected.
I'm gonna flip? Okay. Wait, Casper!
I should have gone for it, that was bad.
I cannot blame anyone but me.
I mean, it's already over.
Because Cascalo targeted me for the first two laps, alright?
I mean, there's nothing I can do about it.
It's just over.
My moped is stuck in the wall!
Oh, this game's tight.
This game's tight.
Ha ha!
Tough luck, buddy! Thanks for the spot!
This game's tight.
All right.
Changed man, baby.
Nika thanks for the 8 and Spoon Thanks, the 103, Ronak, 57, and the Pump Thru, thanks 30.
oh best song in the game best song in the game right here
man turn that shit up
Do this fucking AI, move it!
I drive into the castle with the speed and then I get staggered yeah that makes a lot of sense
I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it.
F**k you!
Multigut, these spawn!
Thanks for the spawn!
Gar field car furious racing pirate hat
mmm
I can't find a fucking vicki on it
I don't even need to say anything.
He's just waiting for me to go past him so he can shoot me!
Holy spring city here.
What?
What the fuck?
There's a tyrant.
I missed the candy, small ass.
Oh, little shit. Fuck, oh my god, why am I so bad?
Too many casts, boom! God, the fuck is cast when it never gets
I'm stunned when I drive it!
It's okay. It's alright. I'm a changed man.
Today is not a good day for racing.
I shouldn't miss these.
I never miss these normally.
I should not miss these.
Why am I in it? Okay. We're both mouths.
I'm tired of these ones I play watching games on.
Nah, there's no...
Okay, yes. We take that. Masculota's hat.
Pirate hat increases speed of perfume. Yeah, so he's actually disqualified.
That means I just got first place.
Hats do give buffs. Yeah, so yeah, the sorts was I remember then.
Every hat gives buffs in this game. So I got first place there.
Because Cascualt is disqualified, you're not allowed to use...
Hats.
Oh my god, fudge.
I got pit maneuvered. That's okay.
Where are you going buddy?
I
Ahhhh
All hats info?
I'd rather be a spring abuser than hat abuser.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I got a second place back up.
That was second place. That was unironic. Yes, because Kaskylot is using hats. You're
not allowed to. That's cheating. That's disqualification. So I'm second place. Everyone, everyone has
known this since the dawn of time. That you're not allowed to use hats in the lobby. If you
To do its instead of quantification.
Yeah, GG Scythe.
You did actually surprise in the world.
Mamma-mama, mamama-mama...
Why are people actually grinding this game?
Let's give it a go.
Cassie!
Ah, stay in your seat.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of the hat mystery after this cut and we're gonna see
No, they're not tournament legal because you have to unlock them from single
player. That's not legal because no one should be forced to play single player in this game. Ever.
Give me candy! Yes! Big candy, big candy!
Okay, we can do a little cheating.
I'm not against the world.
Nice.
All your candy aren't belonging to me.
Oh, not me, I'm catching up on him!
Him!
Fuck!
Oh, he's not wearing a hat this time.
Oh, nice, bro.
Mine was not as good.
Yeah, that's why he's eighth place. Yep. Yep. I'm not going to get karma for that
Come on, we need to get this.
Three.
Just...
No!
Aliens!
Whoever sent the aliens. Good shit.
Fuck. Ah, I'm missing the candies when I do it.
No!
That was a good fight, it was a good fight, a good fight.
I felt the Adrenaline there.
Holy shit!
Fuck, you wanna be on the left side here.
slow down my speed there to get candy big if I get red fire
big if I can pull this off
I'm grieving
Who the fuck are you go away Molten
Come on come on come on come on
Candy candy candy candy candy
Why did you sleep me?
The sleep is such an ass item.
I actually saved Caspoo from sleeping there.
Alright, final, final map, final map.
Hell yeah, I fucked up.
I don't know what to do with that.
And I need to sleep!
And then he has a spring of course.
Hellvette!
So fucking lucky.
And now I'm going to get red pied.
Yeah, you gave April and it's over.
I wonder who just red pied me in the ass.
No, he's up to something. I don't trust that. I do not trust that. He's up to something.
Did he ask spring again?
What the fuck, man?
I'm most cheated.
Oh my god.
Oh my god 360
What
No, no, don't get me stuff
Who got third who got third caspeau casquillus for
The drama!
You know what? That was a really good tournament.
That was a good tournament.
That was a good tournament. Thanks for playing everybody.
time to uninstall forever until next time
Oh, let me just see who's second place for the speedrun of this game.
Wow.
Who could it be?
Kaskylot.
Fucking hell.
Sigh.
How is that gigachad?
If I was second place, I just got second place and you loosered me,
but Kaskylot is second place and it's fucking gigachad.
What is this double standard?
How many hours does Cuscoilot have in this game?
How many hours?
How can I see how many hours people have in this game?
400?
Oh my god.
always that giga-chat fucking hell that last cup was so tight though my heart
was pounding that last cup I actually love that I don't love the game I love
the drama the cup that's difference what a great game you only say that because
because you've never played it yourself...
ever.
You would never-
How is this game on fuckin' 89% this is?
This guy's calling out cheaters in this deep review, so...
Oh man.
Oh, this game sucks.
Yeah, thanks for playing though, dude.
I was actually so annoyed the first like two cups of this.
Hat? Oh yeah, let's see what the hat does.
Gaurd we got Furious Racing Trophy Guide.
Uhhhhhhh...
Yeah, here it says what?
Increases the amount of time driver sleep after you soft cushion.
Increased number of items you can use the magic wand.
Pirate hat, increased speed of perfume.
And who did he run into constantly with perfume?
Perfume?
Moi.
Fuck me.
So ridiculous.
Yeah, but did you see how even it was when he didn't do it?
It was insane drama, insane.
And then the other cups, I just got targeted
by perfume up my ass, perfume up my ass,
perfume up my ass.
I can clap, clap, clap, dead.
Oh.
Anyways, I'm out.
Uh, I'm gonna continue Grime 2 tomorrow.
I like the game.
It's cool, man, it's cool.
Hey, you.
Um...
Just practice more.
I was gonna say something toxic, like this style, but...
No!
No, I know I will not.
I don't think I will.
No.
Uh, I'll be back tomorrow.
I'm gonna do Grime 2.
maybe some lads tomorrow evening or a horror game or something really want to
finish grime to the I don't think I'll finish it tomorrow but I want to
continue it I want to beat that game because I really like to grind grind
one at an insane final boss that's cool Artemis to launch stream tonight um
are you right yeah right what time is this in one hour is it now
hmm that was 20 minutes right thanks yeah I'll probably check that is I'm
guessing they're live streaming it but I'm not watching it on stream I'm gonna
go walk the dog. Miguel, thanks 93, Revealix 53, is live on Twitch, no such
channel. Cool. Yeah, thanks everyone for chilling man another cool day tomorrow.
Drive to into either lads or horror. Definitely no Garfield car. Stream memes?
but but but but but but I actually have two achievements in Garfield card in
50 hours that's Crimson Desert here
What did I miss?
No hat, no perfume, hates garfocara, makes fun of playing single player Garfield, always
loses screams eat my ass.
Has cool hat, better perfume, loves Garfield card.
Plays single player Garfield every day, always wins silent during stream.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
Oh.
God.
I'm out.
I'll see Ultimarcha.
Will I check Pregmanta?
Uh, not now.
No, I mean I might catch it off stream.
A Southern isn't evil one, that was...
That was fun.
That was wholesome.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Thanks for everybody.
Appreciate you all.
Bye bye.
Also, meet you on the next night here at RainbowThings53.
Also, me, Felix, and I, too, are everything's 50-3.
I love you guys.
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