Sorry to say Nautilus, late homework is not on the agenda.
Ah!
Ah, no, no, no, no.
It has my face is the first one.
Very curious about this one
But the NPC
But the nips
Chief Blazix 16 more sound mix 18
I have never played legend of Grimrock. I know what it is. So Brett takes some on ambitious x27
Oh my god!
Yeah, I got some games.
I scoured the depths of the slope and I found some.
Fire and more.
Dude, Poopkiller doesn't do Poopkiller anymore.
He does these fierce to fathom-like copy games.
But I flushed the last one. I didn't find it that good.
I don't remember what they're called. Like, tales of... from the crypt or something?
I think we're cryoling later. Everyone is... I actually asked in the Lad Group and...
left find salad said they're down and this said last night he was down so I'm
guessing he's down I just don't feel like playing I'm not sure of any at the
moment I'm on beer
Sloppy Slop whore it is. There's no escape.
What the heck? There's no escape.
for now no yeah darks are exactly yeah exactly I'm a good with the new crimson
update was there oh you can have a thousand slot in
storage now oh my god fucking hell I'm playing sorrows yeah
damn stamina consumption for mounts
I'm not gonna play this metrovania dude I I am not gonna be playing a I mean if I
were to play a metrovania I'd be grime to you it would be that one Schiller
next 55.
Oh.
Dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada.
Ahh...
Eh?
It has my face. This is what I'm doing
And again, we're looking for two pragmatic Soros there's like four or five games on this month
Yeah, this is like a road-lie horror kind of. I've never played it.
Wait, really, Critique?
Ah, what?
Damn, besides here.
There is no such thing as video game dry anymore.
Whenever there is, it's just back to permarendo, man.
It's so easy.
So easy game.
What was I looking at?
Yeah, oh shit.
I don't remember the games coming out.
But it's Soros, Pragmata.
And then there's that platformer, kinda.
Yeah, Soros.
It's like the Returnal-like.
Replaced, yeah.
Replaced is the one I'm thinking of.
That one comes out.
And then, uh, Crispy Critters DLC, yeah.
Samson.
Huh.
Wait.
This could be fun.
way this could be fun I work for other people they called it opportunity I
called it day the city never stopped moving and neither did what I hope I
never picked the smart job just cost that I did the one that won me another
day in Tindleston nobody waited they turned if you gave him space they took
your teeth sometimes you didn't need skin you just needed something solid
yeah that's the sound a face makes when it means regret pain built up adrenaline took over
i didn't fight the wind i fought the finish
Okay, that looks nice.
To be honest, it actually looks kinda good, I think.
I might try it.
It could be fun to just try, see how it is.
Samson!
I mean, that's not in four days.
That's cool, man.
you plays movement role game and no end of month is packed bro that sorrows and
shit
move me
back to the dawn feels furry man
is a jail it's kind of beautiful game though
Wow
Vol hard a bit either sir. Wow no plans guy for cruelty squad. I know about it
But yeah, the look at the screenshot always puts me off
Did it do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Yeah, you got to break out of prison break out of prison please bro
Tombwater? Oh yeah, I saw that one. I saw a Soarum. First, I have games on the agenda.
I'm gonna do it has my face first. What a lucky thing having my face. You want on
the shelf, thanks 39. To be honest, the moving game could be cool, but it's kind of packed at the end of this month.
Are you sure about that, Exeptio?
This is not a co-op game and it is classified as Fourier, it is.
I
Be sink arms relaxed model prevents loss of progression, okay, okay, it looks cool
You can play multiplayer there is a single player
Oh, yeah, Loans on Dreams is good at headphones, yeah, good headphones.
Kill your clone.
So he's got uh, Röö, the Hengslen, and he's shirtless.
Your clone's hiding in the crowd, you need to kill it before it kills you.
This is you, and this is your clone.
Watch out for anyone with your exact same appearance.
Hold space to check your mirror.
You're vulnerable without a weapon.
a weapon case. Okay. There's a weapon case. Revolver. Hold right-click and then left-click.
And you only have one bullet, so make it count. I've never played this, no. Another revolver.
Okay, that's good to know.
I'm looking for a shirtless guy with the red hangslam.
Wait, I see him I think. That's him.
This has to be him.
Same pants, same hair, same eye color, same thing on the shoulder.
Clean kill, time bonus, assassination.
All right, you, yo, Hunzey, thanks to 88 man, Kyle, thanks to 20.
It has my face.
All right, straight forward and easy this game.
Now I'm shirtless still with blonde hair.
Okay. Give me a weapon.
Wait. It's not him. Wait, it might- He's got a knife!
It is him! Is it? Yeah, it's him.
well this game is easy
alright blonde hair, half torn, dress
I can't I think you could remove head bobbing if it's too much
But I was zero boost
More bulb
Camera shake
Well did I not remove it I did
It's fine though.
Fuck you!
This game's super easy, dude.
No recap, we just gotta kill your clone before they kill you.
Okay, new weapons, officers unlock, the creature wants to talk.
Okay, so now they're like the kind of like
the roguelike element plate that comes in.
He's dead.
So here he can buy stuff, yeah.
Reduce, slow down while aiming by 35, that's 400.
You have knives there, I only have a hundred.
A bat?
Lock the weapon, we got increased max stamina.
Well, I'm too poor to buy any of this shit.
Are you injured?
No.
Good, you're needed alive.
Do you remember your past?
Some of it.
You should call them.
Okay.
Meet?
Hey, you.
Oh, that's Monday!
Okay.
These results don't make sense.
D and A cannot function like that.
They can't be human.
Those things must be behind it.
One not a 41.
Anymore Monday?
G-Stain!
What if you're the clone?
Well then I gotta kill you, man.
Unfortunately, very unfortunate.
25 buckaroos.
We must give them a fighting chance. They're superior to humans. With these weapons, maybe
they'll survive. Yo, what up, Mark? It's up to them now. Oh, you can test weapons here.
Okay.
Heh.
Cool.
Arlis, call him.
Hello?
Find a weapon.
What?
Find a mirror.
Who are you?
Your clone is hunting you.
Kill it before you die.
You can't be serious.
Good luck.
All right.
Sounds like easy game, this is.
Oh you can see how much health you have with this.
Okay.
You can now use binoculars and zoom in with Z.
Okay. Not too shabby.
But we don't need anything for now.
A clone of me?
Do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Now there is a scuffed clone
Who's the real one, huh?
I'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time!
Subbert, man.
Can I get burned shit?
No, you can't.
How the hell do I remove all this shit?
Oh, yikes.
Okay.
Okay, but anyways, this door will unlock when I'm ready for a horrors among us.
I am ready, curious.
If you get all your clones together one of you can actually win a race of Garfields.
I've won so many Garfields, so much, all the time.
Yeah, all right, cool.
Oh, money.
Yes, Smash, I did.
I did.
I'm the Garfield Champ.
Okay, we got binoculars?
We gotta kill this one.
Gray hair, purple Hengslen.
I need a weapon, ASAP.
Awareness, you can open it to turn with H.
What?
Officers, they will attack you if you aim
with the legal weapons near them be aware of your surrounding oh this is like
hit man now
bomb gun shoots a mini bomb that sticks to any surface or a person at the same
after some time it expose and kills everyone nearby okay
I see you it's gotta be you
whoops oh fuck
it was another one that looks the same knife okay approach the target do you see
a red outline then stab quick and deadly up close but shatters after a
single use. I saw you over here. You don't get any minus for like killing the wrong one.
I died! You died! We killed each other!
We killed each other, dude!
Okay, oh, white ascent, a guy.
2x on death.
Chapter progress up to the current save point is lost.
Each successful round provides permanent progress towards the save points. Okay.
I need a weapon.
I need a weapon please help me please what does awareness do I have a no idea I am not
aware.
Please
Santa, where are you?
A bat
Okay, it can be used multiple times. This is a legal weapon. I'll stick with it
Shut up man. I'm here to kill my clone
Santa
It's not you is it oh
No, it's totally you oh it is he's got a knife
Yes, cool.
Birthplace 2, demo update on the- no, I haven't.
Did I play the demo for that?
200 bucks, assassination clean kill.
Horror Samungus.
Okay.
Punker, punk rocker guy.
Alright, punk rocker guy.
Wait, wait.
It's you.
Okay, this game's easy. Should be able to beat this fast, easily. Got some time bonus,
a lot of money oh shit that's a lot of dudes
revolvers great okay school teacher
Oh boy stop fucking talking to me
You got lucky this time damn big time bonus there sick. Let's go nice big run big run. I like this actually this is a cool game
I was an officer.
Okay, black hair lady with a black top.
Dynamite, light the fuse, hold it regularly, throw it.
By holding it regularly and press left, it explodes when the fuse burns out or an impact with humans.
Oh, it can kill you, keep your distance.
Alright.
It's a legal weapon, apparently.
Emo, lady.
That's so easy!
So easy!
Almost on our next chapter.
I got tons of money too, big upgrades.
Oh, red, red, red, red, green hair guy.
Green hair guy.
Why is there an X here?
Oh, oh, cool.
Okay.
Ha ha, yo what up little W?
No this is uh, it has my face, actually really good.
It's legit, very easy thus far though, but they're introducing more and more gimmicks.
They're easy, hey to me you need, thanks 25 and lay on fucking Kennedy, thanks for
one year.
Another two unlocked. Oh. Optional missions, mutators. Agent G wants to talk. The creature
wants to talk and chapter door unlocked. New. Playing pre-recorded message. My name is Dr.
Moon. I work as a geneticist for the government. This project began five years ago and named
the project defiant. My research is or was on the clones. What makes them tick? How do
we find them? How are they even possible? We know all about that, don't you? After all,
you're the one who shot me. You, my perfect clone. So we are a clone. I don't blame you.
If there had been any other choice, I wouldn't have let you kill me. It's the only way
for us to win, however risky it may be. I'll explain more later, but you should
I work for humanity and you'll help me save them whether you want it or not
For now, someone important's waiting for you in the main room. Okay
Have you ever wondered if your reflection moves when you're not watching ever since they targeted me
I've grown afraid of my own face
Every time I see myself something primal kicks in fight or flight. I can't let this happen to the other people. Oh
Oh! Money! Nice! We can get big upgrades now!
Money!
The final door can't open until I'm fully prepped! Damn!
There! Door is locked! My part's over, it's in their hands now.
now all that's left for me is to brace for what's coming it has to be done it
must be me
so okay the creature wants to talk have I seen mirrors I've seen mirrors but it
was a long time ago but that movie freaked me out I remember I remember was
super creepy have I seen how much yesterday's Vaude's muted wait really
You why would yesterday's vaude be muted the only time I can think of oh wait when I played the octopus game
Schmeck thinks 98 is it only thinks 50, but Kiko thinks 56 oh
Octopus game had a bunch of DMCA music what?
Do you feel something as you kill them remorse anger satisfaction I did
Those are not your emotions, you don't feel anything.
Clones are emotionless and cold imitators, you're just imitating the habits and routines
of your target.
What you feel is just an illusion of an identity, you have no personality of your own, you only
wear their faces, designed for one simple purpose, kill, or be killed.
There's no fairness that clones are not humans, if certain quirks that give them
plenty of advantages. The humans will see that their hunters are supernatural.
Yo, we have 700 bucks, man. Okay, um, what is it? Increase weapon case open speed by 25%.
That would that sounds really good. Story so far? No, in me. In me, he says. That's pretty much it.
yeah that's pretty much it I think we'll do the weapon case one that sounds
incredible once per run you don't lose progress when you die okay that sounds
also really good we have someone else to talk to boy agent G I don't know how
you caught that creature, but the way it moves is unsettling. Agents, I'm glad you decided
to join the project. Officially, I'm just here to represent the government's interests, but
I'll personally manage things here while you work on the project. Talk to you guys, fuck
my X-49, dude, thank you. Our people need all the help they can get. About that, it
won't be free. Intelligence issued an order not long ago. They have some additional
objectives for us. Of course, they're optional. We don't need to do them, but
If we complete, then we can use the rewards to advance our research here.
Don't let me keep you from your work.
Good luck.
Yeah, so here's the optional stuff now.
I guess you see them during the mission.
Oh, meat.
Yoinkies.
Meat.
Yoinkies.
Do you have anything else here?
Hey, you.
Little Jonas makes 35 soon moving to new apartment less than two weeks. Oh dude, that was your move man
You
Certain frequency. Okay, yes, we go to the city's eye takes. Thanks for the 39
Thank you
And some bubbles Guten tag things 18 let's go
Chapter two
Okay.
Hold space to see your optional missions.
Gain bonus money, DNA, by completing missions.
Kill the target in limited time.
Use only one weapon to kill your target.
Take a blood sample from any officer.
Oh, I like this!
Okay, this is like very hitman.
Clone abilities.
Some clones have supernatural abilities.
Watch out for different signs and suspicious behavior.
What the fuck?
Revolver. Okay, the one I'm looking for looks very casual
Kill the marked person. Okay, there's a marked person somewhere. They said there was a clone
I wanted to hum me down, but I know they're lies. There's no stars in the sky. That's why they want me dead
I know the truth. I'll keep moving. Blame into the crowd
They can't find me if I hide well enough. The writing stops with a big dot resembling the moon
Okay, there should be a marked person somewhere hypnotized what?
Why it's him
It wasn't him how was it not officer no
hypnotized again oh wait what this is what hit oh shit okay that's so rude
come here give me your money yeah that's right
fuck what up slad you chillin' today
Okay, stop hypnotizing me please.
You!
They have a better weapon for ya.
Fuck yeah.
Okay, Bevolne.
You woke up half-eighths and fucked another one back to say we got 130 damn.
Oh that was not a good mission right there. I didn't get a lot of progress.
I really enjoy this game. This is actually really cool. I'm only chapter 3.
It's just gonna be more and more gimmicks.
Okay pink scarf. NPC. Okay we have a bomb gone. Pink scarf, NPC.
find and collect the DNA container it says okay I see her though she just
killed an officer oh fuck that I'm killing her
yeah that was a we got a big time bonus there so it was worth it
Uh-oh. Cannibals? Cannibals that attack people and consume them, scare them with a weapon
or you might become their next meal? For three turns?
Shhh. Okay, uh, green, uh, dress guy.
Is that a- kill the target in-
No, I'm hypnotized! Fuck! Come on, stop hypnotizing me. Where are you? Stop f-
Yes! One second left! Whoo! Extra 50 bucks for me!
Nice! Big money, big money. I bump into him. We have two rounds left for cannibals.
Is this lethal hitman? It's like a horror version of hitman. It's really cool. It's got this roguelite elements
Aragorn makes the eight. Thank you
All right, I'll get the chateau for this
or for scuffed heartache chateaus
Aragorn, thank you mad hesslon. Thank you. All right
What is this game? It has my face. You have to kill your clone. So bottom left you can see the clone
And you've got different weapons to do it and then you get upgrades and stuff
If you die though, you lose your progress on the chapter and you have to restart
Pick up only one weapon up
Tannable okay. I'm looking for blue eye patch stringy hair
Tannable
Tannable blue eye patch stringy hair blue eye patch stringy hair
blue eyepatch stringy hair
what?
oh shh
move NPC
hey you
I'm not sure a cannibal can kill fuck where they go
cannibal where'd you go there cannibal leave I'm here to kill the target
You also die in one hit at least before we did okay we got some progress big money optional objective
one more turn for cannibals only things the one 11 thank you all right this is great okay
green jacket vampire guy need a weapon oh target okay kill the marked person 50
bucks
any weapons around here yes dynamite okay oh we're gonna I want to kill the
marked person for extra 50 bucks.
Penable.
Penables.
It's you at white.
Fuck it.
Oh, that's a police officer.
Okay, nice.
Oh yeah, Dynamite was legal, right?
Over a thousand bucks now, nice.
Okay.
Two mutators.
The city is darker, danger lurks around every corner.
You're wanted.
Officers are searching for you, but are slower to detect you.
Is this game like that Where's Waldo game?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
Muffin, thanks 42.
Coldly, thanks 111 again, man.
Thank you.
This should chat a bit more to like the left.
It's so perfect, okay.
I didn't collect the DNA container.
Red eyes, beard god.
Officer.
What?
But I have no way out!
What? This is the tiniest map ever!
You! It has to be- no it's not you.
Oh here! Oh fuck. It's you!
DS3 random permap? Ah it sucks.
I-everything- everyone flushed that one. It wasn't fun.
oh golden chain guy okay you bomb gun kill the target using a bat golden chain
guy
Any weapons? I want to find a bat.
There's no bats anywhere. I have a bat, never mind. Okay, kill him with a bat for extra
$150 bucks. I just don't know where he is. Where are you?
Officer
Officers will chase you to pass through a detector with an illegal weapon drop it with G
Okay, but is the battle again fuck
Fuck oh my god you lose so much progress if you die
Jesus Christ
okay um beard guy with a top only one weapon revolver okay okay okay I know
what I look like
It's you!
Hold on, let me get the lore.
I heavily damaged Datapad, recording of a spaceship worker.
I hate this planet. Everything's foggy and dust breaks all the gizmos.
What about trips in?
At least I don't live down there.
Primitive rats don't know how ships operate.
I should drop this Datapad with a little gift that they'll never see.
The recording isn't a foot of a space station.
It has to be this guy.
Oi!
Yeah, I see him. I see him. He's right there.
Nice. Extra money.
Acid rain melts your flesh. Stay under roofs.
Let me move myself top right and move chat too.
Wait, what do I look like?
Uh, okay, grey hair purple.
I need a weapon though.
There's all the weapons!
wait he's here I think he's here I think I almost just ran into him I know he
He was here. Officer.
Where'd he go?
Okay.
Almost there, almost there.
Unknown sickness?
use medical kits to delay your sickness before it's too late green hair bright
green hair should be easy pick up only one weapon weapon of choice bomb gun
Okay
I see him officer I
Forget about the damn weapon things
Fuck! Okay, white tie guy.
Relaxed mode prevents progress loss on death.
We recommend using it only as a last resort for upgrading in the lab and trying different strategies.
Shut up!
I don't need no relaxed mode.
Master... a knife?
Do not kill anyone except your clone. Okay.
It's him though. I know it's him. Yeah. Your hypnotization don't work on me pal. Nice.
Almost in the next chapter. Don't choke now. You're wanted. Yep. And foggy weather. Air
pollution rampant okay hypnotized it makes it makes every when you get hypnotized
just hold touch pad for help BTW we noticed it's a bit difficult thank you
lotion when you hold that no what was the question hypnotize yeah when you get
hypnotized everyone looks like the target for a few seconds so it becomes
very confusing okay um green hangslend white hair guy
fuck yeah see now I'm hypnotizing everyone looks like a target okay stop
hypnotizing me please
I'm gone.
Fuck.
Wait, no it's not this guy.
Oh foggy weather is ass.
It's mega-ass.
Wait it could be you.
It could be this guy.
Come on.
Oh, it's not this guy, damn it.
Also that was purple dress.
Stop!
Fuck.
No, no, no, no, I don't want to.
No, no, no, no, not in here.
Yes!
Okay, does he have to see YouTube, but I see- I don't think so.
Alright, we made it.
Okay.
Does he have to see YouTube, but I see... I don't think so.
Alright, we made it. Let's go. Big money.
The clones grow stronger. Aiden G wants to talk. The creature wants to talk. And chapter door unlocked. Money.
again
If you're listening to this, it means you survived and are currently following my routines.
Some time ago, I left my assistant very clear instructions, if I stopped unlocking the
doors you should shoot me because that would indicate I was a clone it's funny
how the tables turn I'll help you unlock the doors but when the right time comes
you'll help me with my project it's a secret war for humanity our survival
depends on our ability to perceive and outsmart our enemy the faces of our
enemies are not the clones the real ones are hiding creating clones to
replace us and one day destroy us they're watching us learning even
experimenting on us. To what end? Four shrug. But when the time comes they'll send a signal
worldwide some kind of awakening. Upon receiving that signal every clone will turn into a biological
killing machine. These terrorists will eradicate all humans. They're a creature of chaos
and destruction doing the will of your masters even if it kills you. You can still change
with proper equipment, and with a signal from a certain frequency.
Yeah, I'd be happy to use it.
But first, try to think for yourself.
Think, and you will exist.
Signals.
It's the signals.
I must block them.
happens I was blocking the story of the game we gotta kill the clones yeah I mean
it's kind of it's unfold I'm in the beginning it's unfolding as we're going
now hey doc I got bad news for you a bunch of gang members cornered someone in
the eastern city at least the report stars that way they assaulted a woman
for apparently killing one of their own. I don't know how to put this the right way. I should say
what is written in the report. She started shaking unnaturally after that her flesh began to tear,
tear, and then tentacles emerged. She sliced everyone.
I got lucky only because I was the fastest one. This is their doing in it. They're not just
Simple clones
I'm gonna say to you what I'll say to our people if it starts shaking you better start to run as far as you can
But yeah, the story is kind of like I'm folding so I can't really give a better answer
We're we're taking orders to kill our clones. We are also a clone of like and we killed our creator
We did I
I think this diced one seemed really good to be fair.
You don't lose progress when you die once per run, that's really nice.
Officer detection speed is also really good, but let's get this.
Oh, you can re-roll a mutator once per run.
This is huge.
You really gotta get this diced up, the adaption, yeah.
Detection Speed could also be really good.
You can see how much health you have.
Max stamina will be good.
Because I feel like weapons are already so strong.
Officers have a 25% chance to drop elite officer swords.
What? Wait, when you kill them?
I want to kill some officers. Oh you can also press the errors and top seed the next upgrade. I'll sick
Someone else want to talk yeah monster
Talk to me killer am I the enemy of humanity? No, you have no enemy no ally
You're just a tool created to do only what's in your nature
If you can't do it or fail at it will trigger an activation in you. You'll kill every living creature around you
The activation will turn a single clone into a killing machine.
The awakening will activate every clone, destroying all of civilization.
When will it happen?
You know the answer.
You're probably already feeling the awakening signal growing stronger within you as we speak.
The countdown has already begun. It's nearing its end.
Will it free me?
You'll never be free.
Everything about you was decided before your birth.
birth. You'll live as long as you do your duties, and you'll perish the moment your
service is no longer required. Don't try to overcomplicate your existence with
unnecessary questions.
Now we can get into this door.
Oh, this is where we were before, right?
Oopsie.
Yeah.
Well, let's go.
This is not Tentaculenta, I game.
This is a horror hit man, kind of.
Rogue Lie Element.
It's really good.
I think this game's sick, man.
My alignment is blue?
What does that mean?
Where does it go?
It's sick man, yeah.
It's sick man.
Okay, dark green, dark hair guy, okay.
Marked person
Weapon please
Revolver that's a good weapon. Yeah, I want to kill an officer though. They can't drop yet
Oh, bright green hair guy.
DNA container. I never found that.
Alright, is it this? Ah, okay, nice. I see him. It's this guy. I have no weapon though.
it's him right there it's gotta be him oh you sneaky weapon come on revolver
Okay
Run wait what activated clone clothes may transform when lethally injured run away before it catches you kill them with explosive
To prevent activation
How the fuck do I get out?
There was no exit in that room except where he was, dude.
Okay, uh, green pants guy, green eyes guy.
Yo! Stuff stuff whatever, I picked some of the five, dude.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
and welcome new fellas
why is there no weapons why is there no weapons anywhere weapon
revolver green he must be upstairs
stairs shut up explosive maybe no
how many revolvers
Where is he?
Keep.
Not... ah! It's an okay amount of progress, we take it.
We take it.
And Milango thinks the Big 81.
Any weapons here? No?
Okay, we're a blonde guy with blue top.
We're shackled to the cogs in the machines you call civilization.
It breathes our sweat, feasts on our hunger, watches wrought with its cold gaze.
It calls us a waste, but where the foundation it stands on, they too will topple when they
crush our bones with our boots.
The note ends with a fitting title, remember.
Only one weapon, okay.
No, not hypnotize.
Game's sick.
It's really cool, uh, familiar.
It's getting more difficult now.
Especially when you can't even find any- I see him.
I am pretty sure it's that guy, but I have no weapons.
I'm very sure it's this guy right here following me.
Okay, I'm still hypnotized, not anymore.
We are it.
I
Ranged kill oh I got a dynamite that that could do the trick
I didn't get the thing though, but...
No, what? You don't start with a mirror and you must find one.
Anyone could be your clone?
Oh...
Okay, um...
I
Poison what what hair changed wait, what the fuck just happened
It's you I know it's you though. It has to be you
It's that one over there. I need a weapon though. Oh
But Tom
It's you. You can't run from me.
Ahhhh!
Fuck yeah!
Oh yeah, progress saved though because we had a perk.
Use an extra chance after this. Fuck!
Okay, it's getting hard now. It is.
And I'm not- I'm not like- I'm not even half way through.
I see him. I don't see him.
Ashk!
What?
What is this poison shit, man?
DataPiracore secrets somebody high rank.
I say we'll let it run.
Let it think it replaced the worker while we record everything.
You call it dangerous?
I call it evolution.
It's not about finding their weakness, it's about fixing ours.
The record ends in silence.
shit okay it was like a little crack addict
what is this poison thing I need to get the health up crack addict I need to get
the health upgrade so I can see my health are you around here I can't see I
can't see I just saw I got okay yeah I need I can't see my health bar yeah I
can't see my health but I need to get I need to buy that upgrade okay a red
shirt guy. So the clones are just fighting back now with their own gimmicks. Red shirt
guy revolver yes wait it's you I'm trying to get range
Oh shit come back come back
Was that not we further what okay we got time bonus though. That's good
You begin with a weapon make your bullet count because you won't find any other weapon
Okay
I
Stay away. I don't think there's an exit here. Stay away! I should be fine.
oh there is the next it
that was easy
good good weights drop down when you walk below keep your
oh gosh angelic corona purple guy
huh?
what?
corona purple guy.
Where is he?
I MISSED IT!
weapon case is self-destruct after opening
you
This is this guy it's gotta be
Just Krispy Kritters.
Lendemisalvix46 and 1-on-5-acutics77.
Detectors have been placed between sections that detect illegal items.
Whatever weapon is illegal.
Okay, I have a syringe which is a legal weapon.
Extract a biosample from your target.
Purple scarf corona gal.
I
Hula
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Greeeeen, greeeeen, greeeen!
Oh
Green green green green
Explore two other sections
Cannibals
What the fuck
I'm degressing freezing weather use barrels to heat up the colders slow down
I think I see him. Pretty sure it's that guy. It's him. Okay, um...
Hey, you!
Are you kidding me? I saw him walk into the other room!
I'm going on a win streak now.
Fuck. N-n-n-n-not this.
I see him!
You're not supposed to be awake yet. No, please don't put me there. Silence, please. You're
not ready to be served. Please, I'll give you everything if you let me go. Mm, tempting.
The meat is all I need. End of the record.
I'm pretty sure it's this guy. I'm fairly certain it's him.
shit run but there's a dead end
everywhere how am I supposed to escape
this
oh okay that's how you do it
Okay, some progress, not too much.
Weapon cases contain only knives, now it's a fair jewel.
How is this fair?
You have a twin and a clone.
You don't want to mix them up, right?
What?!
That's horrible!
Okay.
I can't go there.
Now he cut his hair.
Okay.
Look for a shirtless guy.
My old man tells us that he knew the world before the Great War.
He tells us the times where everything was green and the sky was not so cloudy.
He told us that he even saw the stars.
What a load of nonsense.
The note ends with a photo of a deteriorated barn.
He's not in here.
I see him.
I don't see him.
happened behind me.
Okay listen, I'm trying to extract a sample, but I need to be in like melee range.
Now I STRIKE!
Nice.
Surrealism is a Mugus kinder, yeah.
Thanks to 91, half six two, yep, thanks 30, sidewalk 7 non-last unicorn, thanks to 81, also sidewalks, that's a tier two.
Thank you, I'm honored, thank you dude.
Yeah, I kept the twin alive.
Uh, still got the twin one though.
Emo guy.
I think I saw him.
I feel like I saw him.
Fuck, I didn't see him.
I'm looking for Hoodie Emo Guy.
And a weapon.
That might be my twin.
If that wasn't my twin, I will be attacked by this guy right now.
So this is what I'm looking for, but this is my friendly twin though.
Otherwise he'd be attacking me, so...
We should be fine. We should be alright.
you don't have any eyes it's not you what about you why turn your turn turn
here turn this way turn this way I will strike I will strike it was him I
hesitated it is him officer I have a killer after me
that's fine
The vong! Is that at the end of the chapter? Oh no. Two more I guess, unless I have a
like a God-quick run. Can the innocent mirrors get foggy when they're being
used? The innocent twin one's so annoying.
Okay, big blue no hair, kinda.
Don't choke, get a winning spree.
Good weapon.
No, I got hypnotized, fuck.
Shit.
Wait, stop right there.
right there are you my twin or are you
friendly I mean are you friendly or are
you my twin or are you monster is what
I'm trying to say I mean you just cut
your hair okay that was it nice nice
Blonde more if I have a good run. Cannibals!
Ricky thanks for the 65. Easy.
Okay, white scarf. Green.
Cannibal. Cannibal.
Hell vette.
Cannibals.
I'm trying to get a sample from an officer.
Shit, what'd you look like? Okay, green and white scarf.
Oh, this is bad, this is bad, wait, it's not you
you hypnotized socks
Oh my god, police brutality.
Where are you?
Stop the hypnotization.
I
Fuck
I can't find them.
Is it over?
This is elite clone detected.
What?
Cannibal, stay the fuck away.
away yes that was very slow but we made it to the next nice
whoo
Left the race takes the one you're in a boost to read
All right new weapons unlocked agent G ones talk the creature ones talk chapter door
Meet...
Playing pre-recorded message, it's time for you to learn about Project Defiant, an impossible attempt to save humanity.
You've probably seen what the clones are capable of, the true killers that hide inside their human bodies.
Myself and four other fellow scientists tried to reverse engineer the clones to help us.
We've made some discoveries, but without much real progress eventually the clones always reverted to their original purpose
So we started making our own clones this didn't work either our creations like the ones who just passed were defective
They thought it was impossible, but they didn't realize we had one missing piece
you
Your DNA is a mix of alien and human that makes you the only one capable of saving us pull the lever and witness the potential of our clone army
I failed these ones aren't like the others because I'm missing something I cannot finish
alone. Can I get all this meat?
Hey I've got my hands on some new weapons and tools. They should arrive within
the next shipment. Good, they'll increase their chance of survival. Doc, yeah?
Yeah? Who are you?
A clone.
I think I already knew the answer if I even asked the question.
This is the alignment. One option is blue, one is red.
It says I'm blue alignment right now.
But now I chose a red option.
Will you kill me?
I should, but I can't.
Clone or not, you're our only hope.
So I won't kill you. I have to believe this is part of the plan.
And I'll be terrified if you turn into one of those things.
Have fun with the new weapons.
Hey, thanks.
You have a question.
I can see it in your eyes.
It entertains me, killer.
What are you?
Scientists asked that too some time ago.
You'll have a different answer.
You're not capable of understanding what we are
or what we do.
Or you can comprehend what you'll become.
The clones host a blend of human dna
weapon case you open contains an extra weapon okay let's check how much health
we have for these damage taken from any source except your target we have
crossbow here okay and we have a spark goon and bloom bit of us
Reduce damage taken. I mean the weapons are already so good
But I wonder what the other upgrades are aim speed ammo. Okay. I mean that's kind of meh
Like baseball bat increase enemy pushback
Don't get pushed back when you swing meh dagger
Increase stab distance. That's good. That's really good. Give a knife one more use before it breaks. Okay
that is good bomb guns done for one second reduce explosion time by 25 and
plus one ammo faster aiming super nice it is damaging someone causes them to
drop health orbs which you can collect to heal okay that's good I'm out of here
this way Aldersar takes 23 and gladiator all things 69 man thank you think we'll
have clones in the future blue hair
Shoot shock devices that periodically shocks nearby people.
The shock damages and stuns people for a short time.
stick to any surface or person.
so over
I just saw her
aim what do you mean shoot short range before there's more bullets at once in a wide spread
how the targets are guaranteed to be hit by the bullet
I saw you over here
God
Come here you
All right, we're good. All right try to kill two officers, but it didn't die to electricity
That's okay though. We got like 10% yeah take it
Red shirt corona guy crossbow you can prepare it in a shoot you pick up the error to shoot
again it's illegal to both prepare and use this weapon
you little I know he's here he's right in front of me I saw him but now I got
hypnotized and smoked
fucking cops
What? No! Helvette!
Crossbow super slow.
The crossbow needs to get upgraded.
It's way too slow, dude.
Way too slow.
That's very blue hair right there, Jesus.
are you okay? you're still blue though.
Fuck you. Oh, what's this? That wasn't like Doom Guy gone dude. Alright, big progress, 20%.
Staying still will cost you to explode? I could re-roll it but let's test it. Yeah, you
You can loot that officers, yeah, yeah, they can have some cool weapons.
Okay, who am I looking for? Green shirt guy, green shirt.
Can maybe find a better weapon here.
Blunder boss, okay.
I can't fucking see anything.
Move! Move! Everybody fucking move!
Yes.
Okay, where'd you go?
Oh, I don't wanna go in there. I-I'm gonna get stabbed in-in the back.
Oh
Shit this
Wait, he don't
oh fuck killed every officer on the map okay I can defend myself
whoa let's go nice that was tight that was pretty tight we didn't get a lot of
progress though but we won so no deep progress every officer dead okay oh very
blonde guy okay shirtless guy what do we have a knife I was not shirtless very
blown that's a lot of dudes here now I see him
come here little shit oh Ron it was Lord there though
Yoink!
Cool. The...
Well, that was pretty quick. We got the optional two.
Big denero.
Yeah, 42% let's go. Yo, coin, thanks 39!
Month of the Gamma, snarl cause they're buying gold at my full price.
No, don't ever consider that.
Officers are surging for your birth slower to detect you.
Yeah, I'll just kill him.
any better weapons
of
You, I saw a citizen today, clean and unscarred, look at me, look at me funny.
I smiled anyway.
Let him think I was harmless.
They do not notice harmless things.
I'll kill my clone the same way.
have a job to do
and i got deniro i need now
i don't like this one
fuck hypnotization
revolver that's better
Hold on.
Shit.
Move, Egypt!
Woooo!
Oh yeah, true fresh rage.
Maybe we do.
whoo nice 54% 800 bucks not too much no mirror this was not too bad you find a
mirror so easily
would I have a clone of myself no
sorry officer
not sorry okay I like how I said it was easy to find mirrors and then I don't
find my you little shit I know you're in there
Who's up?
Wait, what?
Was that a hologram?
Who's up?
Nice.
It was hologram.
Oh, good.
any me to order me to order
Okay, red shirt guy
Crossbow
So you can break the teleporter so they can't escape I guess he's not up here
sauce sauce they can use vents oh my
guys fast and his crossbow is so slow
wait where'd he go where'd he go oh you just gotta load it now it's not so slow
anymore okay they can actually jump into vents and shit I've never seen that
riders thanks 57 did I have a win streak
going on now I'm not gonna lose that
win streak I know it's you come back I
I could YOLO it.
Thanks, loser.
Woo!
Not so much percentage, but we're almost 70%. It's good.
Laser traps hidden. Your clone is using a contraption to hide their knife?
Section doors have lasers that draw bombs when touched.
Okay, I could remove one of these. I could remove the hidden knife
Secret assassins there are three secret assassins that will stab you if you get close. Oh my that's way worse
That's horrible
That's really really bad and I have no mirror
I see a knife-wielder right there officers I will fuck you up or you will
fuck me up
wait
Uh oh, okay. Target's over here. Target's over here. I don't know what they look like,
but they dropped leeches. Who is the target? Who is it? I know you're here. Drop leeches
again. There! Yes! All four health left! Woo! Nice, that was big. Oh, we have an insane
win streak right now okay hit man there's a bounty on your head and someone
took the job oh what up a jazz sticker yeah I didn't use the mirror cuz I saw
I'm trying to kill me we haven't eaten for more than 10 cycles they say they
aren't enough rations my son thinks the ashes snow we boil it and make soup
with it I hope every night that my son dies while I sleep so I won't hear his
Christ. I know it ends with a drawing of a child sleeping on the ground.
Yeah.
I'm gonna draw bombs here. Assassin, it's Hitman! Hitman! I'm an officer move!
I need a weapon and I need a assassin or that could be are you kidding me run
burn get a weapon get a weapon get a weapon
move fuck you hip man give me your give me your knife give me your knife give
knife okay I'm looking for red hair I see
him I see right I see them oh fuck this I
I'm pretty sure I saw them I think it's
you I was wrong there's another okay chill chill oh I hate this I hate this I
I hate this.
Oh, they could be in here!
Okay, okay, look for the red, look for the pink hair, very pink hair.
Is it you up there?
Blue?
It's you.
It has to be you.
And then I whiff!
Officer!
I
Spark on sucks. I don't know. I don't think you can kill with it. Maybe you can
Shit my win streak
Where's the damn target fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
She's not up here.
She's down there in the middle of everything.
In the crossway, I think.
health. Wins Creek alive, yes. Man that was slow as fuck though. Oh my god, there's still
three chapters after this. These are just gonna get worse and worse. Uh, just started
to look outside and then we can't go in for this help in the beginning if the game doesn't
tell you? Nothing I can remember, no.
Nothing I can remember. I mean, there's hypnotization. There's also a hit man
somewhere here you just kind of like play
you know and discover shit it's mad
clone that could be clone
where's the hitman where's the hitman I
I will not hesitate to kill civilians to get a kill on hitman
Wait, I think I see the target
Wait no no no no no
I need to kill the hitman ASAP
one
Shut up!
I don't think so.
Oh
What
fucking hypnotization hypnotization you're in here I know you're in here you're
in here no way I got stabbed no oh my god dude you lose so much progress if you
die oh okay
I see the target, come here!
That was quick. We should get a big bonus there.
Yeah, that was good. 14% is good.
Dude, I was at 70.
Hardbump lights out.
Lights out, so no way I got my rolling.
Mass hair loss?
Everyone is bald.
It must be something in the water.
Ah, okay.
Dude, this is so ridiculous.
I see we have the LR mutation no select target oh my baldness okay but it needs to be someone
ball oh it shoots everyone oh okay that's funny that's awesome okay
I fear no man.
Where are you?
Okay.
Okay, Night Circus 101 and thanks for the six years pain, pain on hot dog, pain on-
Okay, we're fine.
It's getting difficult now, man.
It do be, okay, we have weapon immediately, that's good.
Okay, uh, green, necklace, and blue.
Blue, a dress with green, necklace.
Is there a hitman?
Or a member?
I don't think so.
Hey, wait up!
Ahhhh!
Alright, almost 11%, 75 now.
What's the lore?
Are you gonna kill- uh oh.
Wait, what?
season there are metal traps placed throughout the city try not to lose your
leg you see the world in black and white and it's foggy
you gotta kill your clone before they kill you and then there's a bunch of
gimmicks but this is it this is so insane though how the fuck
How the heck did he heck?
Okay, well I'm looking for that hair, and Hengslen.
I don't want to die and lose my progress.
away huh shouldn't have done that should you okay you only 5.9% come on
we're almost there please okay colorblindness runners everyone except you
move faster than normal hey sorry this game is twitch integration yeah this
This game actually has multiplayer, like 8 player multiplayer.
Thanks 58 month.
We're almost on chapter 6.
We're getting there.
Uh, okay.
Red with big beard.
a weapon now. It's not him. You could have fooled me.
it's not him it's not him wait wait I don't know if I walked past him I got
I think I might have just walked past them before I got trapped.
What's happening over there?
It's a slow kill, we're not gonna get a lot of progress, but as long as we don't die...
Fuck this target!
Are there penalties to killing non-targets? Sometimes there is.
and
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
He's over on this side
He's in here there's only one
a fun cops move we all know you're going to throw this mission and they'll
be the minus 30 K incidents all over again Kiki got him see I didn't throw
what I wasn't him
there was
I'll be right back.
BAT!
Where are you?
You were in here, but I think you transferred.
It's you, no, it's not you.
Where is he?
I can't find him, he's supposed to be here.
There's no one with this beard and golden necklace.
I don't like this.
Now he's nine to me.
How have I not seen him?
I know what room he's in.
How have I not seen him?
I know you're here I've been scouring this room I just can't find him the clone
is already streaming on Shambu no he's supposed to be in this room I'm pretty
sure but I've never seen him it's not this guy it doesn't wear a golden I think
he's Stan he stood with his back against me here well we got 5.9 not good
but we're almost out of here the clones using your charms to hide their
knife yeah he was there the entire time with his back towards me it's
tricky when they do that. I was close to
getting stabbed. Okay big green now. I
think I see him. I think he's- oh fuck
this. I need a weapon. Wait. Okay I need
of what but I didn't fuck you oh progress is saved because I had the perk okay
weapon detectors you're wanted it's fine we didn't lose any progress there but
that's only one time
Oh, I don't trust anything, oh my god.
Golding is just to kill your clone, and it's got like this robe-like element.
Wait, oh, he just tried to poison me, but he failed.
There's like a group orgy here or some shit.
This is a cool game. Thank you for sharing it with us, I feel like.
Yeah, that's cool. I think it is a sick game. Yeah, it's really cool.
I see you!
You're stuck in like the damn...
I don't want to get knifed!
die officer dude I need a dynamite I'm pretty sure they're just stuck there
or something I need a dynamo I mean I could just go in I guess but it's very
risky. It's just a huge- they're there. They are in there. We know because they poison me
and they poison other civilians too. Move. We know officially they are there. Move! Okay.
Oh, I can't access any more weapons though, I think.
Yeah, well actually I can. There's one here.
If this is dynamite or a time bomb, this would be perfect.
Spark gun.
Actually, spark gun could work.
Not to kill, but to stun them so I could run past and find more explosions.
It's you, isn't it? Yeah, I know it's you. It's definitely you, but I need a weapon to
kill you with why are you healing
yourself think this is some kind of RPG
oh you little shit no stay there fuck
Fuck!
Oh, come on! 93%
You just finished grind 2, there's some annoying section later in the game, but the boss and the music are absolute peak.
Yeah, the music especially was super peak.
How long did it take you to finish it, Felidae?
Okay, let's go purple scarf.
Took you 22 hours right to finish it?
It would probably take me like one more stream to finish it if I wanted to.
I remember the final boss in the first game was also insane
About 25
Spark is just a stung them it doesn't kill you voice recording of an officer
They think I'm stupid for asking questions, but I know what I saw that night
I swear I saw myself sitting in the cafeteria eating my sandwich
He looked at me not even acknowledge my presence like he didn't want to kill me like he already had the record ends
Don't choke now purple scarf purple scarf
Fuck off I need that poem. I'm trying to get okay. Just pick another weapon pick another weapon
Have I played Faith and Holy Trilogy?
Oh I played Faith 1 and 2.
Yes!
Please tell me that gave me- YEEEAAAHHHHH!
Woo!
Woo! Yeah, Reca, like 64, man.
Game sick, yes, really good.
Alright, chapter 5 unlocked. The clones grow stronger. Aiden G wants to talk,
creature was thought chapter door unlocked this is the chapter door why is
it so dank
the nameless they forced us to kill one another we knew nothing we only felt a
slight fair of death only the stone guest smartness and luckiest survived we
knew how to use a knife before we knew ourselves go too much better marathon
I don't think Marathon is going to win Game of the Year, but it seems like
it seems like Marathon has found like a player base, which is cool to see.
The moment we open our eyes, we saw the target. The only thing that made sense was their expression.
Our unblinking, gaze, harbored a K, how so great that even we should have feared it.
Yet there was only the emptiness. Sony and Bungie's not happy with it, but of course,
they they want to make Omega much of money with it as we acclaimed to our
situation some of us developed strange quirks that weren't planned some
squint their eyes prefer shot some prefer to gun to a knife these were the
only things that distinguished us from one another we could have been more
But they did not require living beings. They only needed tools
Rukai amiko is a Raven. Thank you guys Janzo man
They wanted us to be more like humans, so they gave us their memories the two beings can't occupy the same mind
Our minds weren't supposed to be sent in but weren't emotional, but every living thing fears death
Suffocating panic held us down, as our thoughts were invaded by the memories of our targets.
I stopped asking questions, this planet, these humans, it all made perfect sense.
But I felt that something was lost permanently, whatever I was, stopped existing after Dr. M.
After I completed my objective everything felt different. I couldn't separate my mind from the dock, but there was more
Every thought in my mind clashed with such intensity that it was overwhelming. I was more than an imitation
I was alive. I know I am on the cusp of some the shackles are tearing in which direction will I pull them?
Yeah, we're lighting later with playing cryo again
Maybe something else who knows
I'm doctor M
No. The humans need me. They do. I can't be two things at once. I have to choose. A killer
or a human. Blue or red. Can I see my alignment right now? No. I'm in the conversation.
What do you think, chat?
Friend Zubu?
Thanks to the wine anniversary.
Thank you.
Chiller.
Time to get started.
What if I'm not the original?
What if I already died and were replaced too soon?
No time for asking frivolous questions.
Question mark?
We can buy upgrades now.
Also, you want to talk?
You're not the same clone who killed the doctor, are you?
When you first spoke to me, you were aimless, desperately seeking a hand to use you.
But now there's a light in your eyes.
You've found your own purpose, haven't you?
I'm hunting you.
I'm... be quiet, killer.
You've broken the shackles in your mind, but your body's still ours.
You are malfunctioning.
We'll fix the mistakes that created you.
Destroy the doctor's project and you'll have your end.
Now I'm gonna kill you, the aliens.
a weapon from weapon case sounds really good nice officers can draw aiming range
guns that officers deterred them from chasing you we could upgrade some weapons
don't slow down while knife is drawn is good stab distance is very good reduce
slow down while aiming that's good let's get stabbed distance yeah I think red is
good ending like because yeah killer kill the aliens there's so many clothes in
the streets that they have stumbled over each other everybody in the city is
afraid of someone turning into one of those creatures humanity won't survive
this one won't they? They won't. Then what are we even doing here? We're giving
ourselves a chance. Then I hope we don't waste it. Avoid the crowds, Doc. The
clones are everywhere. Stay away from them.
Hey you! I'm still here! The Loliabix 33! Alright, time for new gimmicks I
guess. Uh-oh. New clothes have infiltrated the population. They're on a hunt for their
original, but may also attack you. Identify and kill the clothes to gain a small money
reward okay so they are basically there's multiples of me here now they're
also killing their clones
Oh
That was good that was pretty quick we got over 10% right there 11 that's that's good shit. That's really good 300 buckaroos to
Nice
Wall nothing's 38
What I just spawned out of bounds cool
I can't hope in I guess I probably should it's a bug in these thank you flail well 53
oh shit well that's the clones killing each other I'm looking for
Wait hold on I feel like I saw him before the hypnotize it no I didn't
Yo, look at me look at me. I knew it fucking knew it dude you little shit
8.4. It's alright
Quick weapon, maybe a quick kill here.
Revolver, uh, blue, and purple skull.
Oh, that was so good!
100% run!
I got- no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got a- I got a 100% time bonus.
Hoooooooly.
That was the cleanest run out of all of them thus far.
Daaamn, 16.9%
Holy shit.
Secret assassins, yep.
Corona guy, pray, okay.
They're recording one officer, writing to another.
If they seem healthy or better off than others, check their address.
Take all of their belongings and say it's a routine inspection.
We must keep pushing them down.
Force if necessary the line must be kept too many rich people means we become poor the record ends with the praises of other officers
Okay, um, okay, I see it. I saw a knife. I
You little shit. Oh my god now the police are involved
Where'd you go? Are you in the crowd over here?
House flipper is free house flipper
Johnny Bravo hair
No
Okay, well we have a progress saved for one death
Hellvette!
You used it so early!
You!
Bald! Bald!
Wait! You're bald!
And you're shirtless!
You have the wrong pants though.
I need bald with...
grey pants.
Bald.
Did you just get a haircut?
Oh fuck off.
So cool.
I see you.
I know where you are.
Cool.
Alright, that was good.
Yeah, anything over 10% is really good, I would say.
Alright.
secret assassins it's fine well yeah I get two weapons from boxes that's true
thanks to reminder that that's actually big completely forgot about it we're
looking for Dante
oh I think it's this guy right in front of me to be honest I think I see him
he's right in front of me he's no it's a clone it's a fake okay I know what it
looks like though I know what it looks like
I have other games lined up and then we're doing cryo again later
I'm definitely gonna beat this one though, this game's sick.
I see you, I see you, among the crowd.
It's not this, it's a fake.
What the fuck do you mean trap?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
He's over here! I saw him over here!
I know I did.
I saw you. Yeah, there you are.
Sorry buddy, run.
Run run run run run run run run run run.
Nice!
Alright, this chapter is going really quick right now.
Nice!
Alright, this chapter is going really quick right now.
One chance to begin with a weapon, make your bullet count, because you won't find another.
That one's kind of rough, but I can do it. I can do it.
Okay, green, uh, green, uh, zoomer hair or blunder, whatever.
Blonde zoomer hair, green. Find him fast and kill him.
Find him fast and kill him.
of
Where are you?
It looks like a secret door.
I can't find the blown sumer hair.
I think I saw him.
Uh, nope, that's not it.
You're fucked.
How did I not kill an officer there?
Okay, we'll take it, where is 6.6%?
Trouble on up the wall?
Yeah, I feel like it was a secret or something.
If we find that again, I'll try to do it.
I just couldn't find an explosive there, because I have one chain, so...
No explosives there.
Pirate Guy.
Gray.
Gray Pirate Guy.
Gray.
Oh, I hate it.
gray pirate guy
great
nope he just changed
it's still gray pirate guy though
of
no gray pirate guy
Oh, I you over there show yours. It's you
Whoo, yeah, you can multiplayer this up to eight people. Yeah
No mirror, slow a draw?
Ugh, it's only for one turn though.
You can remove head camera shake and I did, but no head bulb.
Dev, if you're here, an option to remove headbomb could be cool.
Oh, bright blue.
It should be easy to find.
I just need a ass.
Need a weapon.
Okay, he was standing right in front of me, nice.
Self-destructive cases and serial killer, you're itching to kill people, MUST kill.
I guess you're on a timer and if you don't kill you die or something, you gotta kill
to refresh the timer there's a roguelite yeah pretty much yeah
I'm not sure what this is gonna do but we're probably gonna find out hold up did you have
a tie? Did you have a tie? You fit my description. Fuck it, I'll do it. Gotta do it for the
the killing curse anyways
are you kidding me that was her and then spark on spark and so me I guess oh
Oh sh! Oh sh! She's there! She's there!
Man I hit! I melee! And it did nothing!
Fuck! Nooooo! I melee dude! She was lit up!
I call scam. Somebody hired me to kill someone that looks exactly like him. There are easier
ways to kill yourself, but I'm not going to complain about work. He said it has to be
a specific time and place. Why did he insist that I kill him with a knife? He hired killer
ins and no with a clean folds mark. Okay, great. Dude, I lost like 40% or something.
Helvete a shirtless guy kind of oh
You sauce where'd you go?
Okay, that was pretty good though. Yeah, it's all right
Hard bomb unknown sickness
Lock in oh mega green beard find him quickly and murder him that's it find him quickly and murder him
It should be easy move officer
No, no, no, no, no, not like this, not like this, not like this.
Green beard guy!
Come on, where ya at?
Now I'm in my fun. This is not cool
Listen I'm not your clone leave me alone
I
Do that
I need many Cassiom
Beard guy move fucking
What what?
No, you can't do that you can't do that
Nooo!
Where's the medkits?
Oh my- I'm gonna-
It's fine, it's alright.
I'm lucky, unlucky, unlucky.
We got saved anyways so it's okay.
It's all right, no biggie no big deal no big deal no big deal chat. It's all good. All right, who do we have blue blue shirt?
Blue shirt, red pants, blue shirt, red pants, blue shirt, red pants, blue shirt, red pants, blue shirt, red pants.
Hoi!
DRAWN! Not again!
Ah, we're so back, we're so back.
Winter storm.
Mirrors are illegal.
Opening a mirror near an office will get you caught.
It's fine whatever
Rando on this cape this game is already random enough
It doesn't matter anymore
Every wall looks the same every door opens when I'm near do you ever get the feeling you're chasing something
I hasn't that's been following you the whole time. I should be going
Almost got half of those okay. We're looking for black coat blue hair
Why are they stealing all my weapons?
fuck you
where is the black coat blue hair what no no no no
Fuck you!
I will not hesitate to kill you.
Is it you?
Oh, ironically?
You don't have a knife, though.
Okay.
Where are you?
This one's taking forever.
But don't get impatient.
That's how you die.
You run right into them.
run upstairs my best friend this is my best friend right here
Fiend.
Ah, alright.
I was supposed to see 11%, that's cool.
Innocent, you have a twin and a clone, you don't want to mix them up, right?
I'm waiting for black and white to re-roll that one if I get it
Green top gray hair green top gray hair green top gray hair green top gray hair
Oh, I hate hypnotized, it's so bad, good apple burn, come on, green top gray hair.
I think 63.
green top gray hair green top gray hair green top gray hair oh my mother did I
green top gray hair I cannot find green top gray hair anywhere
I
Got it
All right, maybe one or two more for the end of this chapter.
Yeah, if we get a good 12.6%, that'd be crazy though.
Is that a 50% to be a twin he just killed? Yeah, it was.
Bald.
Okay, Bald with red chest strap.
Lads is happening today, yeah.
It's him!
Or, that's a friendly twin.
That could have been a friendly twin.
Wait, it's him!
No, wait.
It's him!
Niff, niff, niff.
There you want to go?
Fuck yeah, alright.
That should actually give us a lot.
Hey crap, that's 76, but not enough.
only one more run. No mirror self destructive cases. That's fine.
The thumbnail for all your VODs for the past month make it look like you're wearing the
same shirt every day because it's always a black shirt.
Yeah I'm always wearing a black shirt. I'm always wearing a black shirt. It's to keep
the camera consistent
I'm looking for hobo guy he could be right in front of me
let's see if you can blow this up no wait no I'm looking for hobo guy is that
hobo guy I think I'm going for it fuck it okay it was not him sorry dude
of
I
Find the Tark did you kill him did you get him I'm just gonna wait here
I mean, we have a target selected, so we can't change it either, so I don't need to wait.
Did you kill him?
Did you kill him now?
Oh, it died!
Yeah, it got him!
Nice!
or wait no it didn't they killed a clone that turned into a monster what the
hell okay don't stay here go hobo guy oh there's a lot of hobo guy it could be
this guy right here right in front of me very possible as this guy it's not
Okay
No, he is over here hobo guy
No, that was a fake
No. Oh, you little shit.
No, I don't want that. Give me the blunder.
Nice!
Alright, there it is.
Second and last chapter.
Woo!
Ah, a fresh rake, sorry, I saw you quit, no, this is not a fourth rake, I don't even
know what my next core pays I can check I guess I can check let's see it looks
like lads are on that's cool I don't actually have one lined up not for a
long while money
These results are fascinating. There are limitless ways to modify humans, and this is the modification they made. They're not even trying to be efficient.
Complete the DNA memory.
What? I guess I'll shoot the...
The gray ones?
Alright.
It's a legal weapon.
This is where you learn the harsh truth, this is where I need your help.
The computer you see near this hologram is calculating how to create a clone with a
human mind, specifically my mind.
You see, humans need me to survive, no one else can do what I do, but the human brain
is complex and sadly very rigid.
I can't clone my brain directly into yours, believe me, I've tried.
I found a way, I created the perfect killer clone.
But all I have is an empty body, I'll need a compatible brain.
That's where you come in, you'll serve as a bridge between us.
The computer can't finish the calculations because your DNA is missing.
And this time with my help, only you can solve the problem, Dalg.
After you're done, you'll receive a disk containing our blended memories and genetic material.
We'll create a real life free from the clutches of the watchers, and this will be the only, only the beginning.
Let's save the humans...
...together.
De Niro...
...anymore. De Niro...
De Niro...
The first clone...
...looks like the doctor has called you too.
No. I killed him.
He must have sacrificed himself to accelerate his plan.
He kept saying there wasn't enough time.
You see, the doctor is not so different from our masters.
He takes great risks and cares not for the consequences.
He planned everything from the beginning.
You think he'd let you live if you didn't follow his instructions?
We had the same objective, you and I.
Now that he's dead, what is my current objective?
Let's say save humanity.
He changed you too. You're not the doctor. You're a clone. Just like me. I'm not like you. I'm free.
He wants you to think that you'll never be free. He already changed your objective. We can't change it back.
If you're capable of choosing a fate for us, do not choose one master over another.
The doctor learned everything about us from torturing and breaking me.
He knows of our sentience, but chooses to see us as slightly clever animals.
Hey Felix, and BLEECE! Free me from this cage, cut the black wires.
I'll see the yellow sky one more time.
Here we go, buddy.
Leave, or should I...?
No, I'm not. No. I have all the horror games after this one. But I definitely got to finish
is first off. What do I do with this DNA thing? Maybe a PC in the hub? Hello. The
Clones changed again.
They appeared to be learning to control their monstrous side.
Is this their final stage? Will they keep evolving until everyone's dead?
Doctor, I'll sign your work back there. The clones, thousands of tubes.
You're building an army of your own. What will you do with them?
I'll start the real war. Yeah, we're towards blue right now.
What will it look like after it ends?
It would look like a victory.
You're scaring me, Doc. Please don't talk like that.
I'll prepare the higher-ups against the coming storm.
Our greatest minds must survive the awakening, and you must be alive too.
You're the smartest man that I know. Please don't die, Doc.
We can't lose you. I may die.
Survival of the species is the most important mission.
I think you're right, but for either more death
there's no other choice. Then there is no choice. Good luck, Doc. Don't let the
monsters catch you.
I think red is the way to go.
I should just pick red from here on out.
Can I use this anywhere?
A clone of the Doctor Killer. You have many names now, there's no more need for secrecy.
In all the worlds we've visited, there haven't been many special ones like you in a long time.
You're valuable, you're DVC's different, subtle.
But our time's coming to an end, you can have one more name title.
This will be known as your greatest achievement after you perish. What will you be remembered as?
the unchained
You still have chains, but we see the conviction in you. They're determined to be your own your mind
Your body they scream to be free
We know you'll never really be free, but your mind will always be unchained
Ooh! Although you won't live long enough to hear it, there's a name bestowed upon my body that'll be known among us after it perishes.
I'm the Watcher Sentinel. I look for the special few among the pestilence of life.
You don't need to know what happens after I find it. Continue your duties and change. The end is near.
Buh buh buh buh buh buh giving knife another upgrade is kinda nice, knife plus three.
I'll take that.
Knives are actually really strong in this.
Spark and I feel his ass.
Max stamina could be cool.
Dash forward when you start sprinting.
You cannot be pushed back by the crowd and officers while sprinting.
Okay, you know what?
That's actually good.
Let's buy that.
But I wonder where to put this?
We got the DNA memory.
Artemis 2 astronauts are now reporting a bad burning smell emanating from the toilet.
Wait, what?
What?
How many people are they up there in the ship?
Four people, okay.
It's so scary to think about.
Yeah, I don't know what to do with this.
I can't drop it either, so.
Okay, you.
Wait, this is weird.
Okay.
I see her.
She's right there in front of me.
I need a weapon, though.
Nice.
Did I play Y Knuckles? In early, early access, yeah, I did, but I haven't played in a while.
Acid Rain, Acid Rain.
Serve your masters.
Okay, that hair very much stands out so does the face mask.
You got enough son
Directive 8020 yes gonna play that
oh he's right in front of me it's this guy I just don't have a weapon also I'm
dead to the acid rain probably unless I kill him quickly are you kidding me
yeah but that's not fair that's not fair
that's not but I had to go there and
there's no roof and then that's not fair
that's not fair
she's arrived the shot I captured her
somewhere discreet safe we talked she
remembers the snow taste of my last
fresh fruit she remembers time my father
came home with an empty bottle can't
remember I can't maybe I'm the clone maybe maybe the best thing to do is remove
the cuffs the note adds with a bloody sneer
I let out the cannibals cannibals cannibals
What the fuck don't focus me okay never let out the cannibals ever never do it
it's not worth it it's never worth it
What's telling me about tutorial?
Like I need tutorial.
What?
Clones have mutated beyond their human capabilities.
They have a separate health pool while mutating is active.
Attack when the mutation is inactive or deal enough damage to disable it.
the fuck well yeah I got 11% right there we're good we're getting their old
minefield proximity mines litter the city make room or go boom wonder what
the last chapter is gonna be
Well, I'm looking for like the most casual guy ever, yikes, or not.
If I have newcomers about the game, you have to kill your clone, you can see bottom left
when I look at myself.
Gotta kill him.
Wait.
Wait, it's you!
It's you!
And don't die.
Did I get a spark gun?
Fucking Sparka.
Sparka doesn't even kill!
Okay, I know where he is. I know where he is.
And then I step in a trap.
I have no idea where he is. I have no weapon.
Where'd he go?
Fuck, what do you look like?
YOU! Come here!
YOSH! YOSH! YOSH!
Alright, yeah, you gotta kill your clone before they kill you.
And then, uh, I'm on the second-last chapter now.
You have to get the progress bar to 100% and there's a different gimmick you get.
It's like a little roguelike kind of thing.
And if you die, you lose a lot of progress.
Uh, I get- I still have old minefield. That one was alright.
Someone chapter 7 out of 8.
Yeah, exactly Chris, I was just thinking that.
But I'm not sure this Barkon can actually kill them though.
Crossbow.
Uh, blue beard guy I'm looking for.
Is he bald?
No.
Oh my god.
I'll spark on.
This were the lads? Okay, I'm looking for a very blue guy right now. Very very blue guy.
I think he keeps turning his...
I like that there's other clones going around killing.
Shit, man, who fucking a jammed weapons?
Oh, I can't re-roll it, but I'm saving for black and white if I get that.
Weapon, weapon, weapon. I'm looking for shirtless guy, blue, slappers, slickers, slippers?
I don't know what the word is in English.
Pengslam.
There's not you! It's you! Shhh!
Damn it! Fuck me!
Oh my god.
Oh.
Camping still makes the 103, thank you.
Alright, solid.
Violent prisoners?
Same prisoners escaped from an experiment.
not get too close to any of them. Jam weapons is actually pretty bad. Okay, we're looking
for- oh, don't like that. Don't like that. Hey officer, thanks. Give me the extra gold,
Okay, I feel like he just threw a dynamite he's over here
Run dude it's way easier than missions now because they show themselves so quickly
Voice recording of a high-ranked officer burn the footage put a temporary lockdown on the
western slums the higher up sees this
slaughter were finished the sides if
anyone starts asking about to keep your
mouth shut it's not about the job our
lives are at stake if they find out the
record stops but I did win right I wasn't
him
Oh
Frick
Wait, it's not you
I'm PG friendly now dude Frick
Hacking Frick
Fricking Fricks
What will you learn y'all stew things the 104 okay we got a blunderbuss now
No you suss wait is it you
Where you mean be jammed
Okay, we got pro progress saved at least
okay jammed is a horrible perk to get I was spamming waiting for the bar and then
he got jammed again I didn't stand still I was stuck I was blocked by the trash
time this good saluting this game open true okay I'm looking for white hair guy
Oh, it's absolute chaos here
Bald bald green guy
Okay, so they don't die to that and you gotta kill them that just stops them from mutating
run upstairs upstairs move oh fuck okay go on take him it worked nice
okay that was that was pretty alright that was pretty quick dark wolf thanks
That's 50, dude.
Ten percent.
Locke in man, we're wanted now.
Whenever I see black and white or jammed weapons, I'm re-rolling those.
Oh, uh, okay.
Spark gun, come on.
Not spark gun.
what's his hair yeah like that yeah kill everyone with that hair yes kill them
more it might be this
Guy.
Yeah, it looks like sometimes I get two weapons, not all the time.
Or maybe I'm crazy.
Oh, it's because it auto-loops the first one.
Do not listen to the voices. Those are not your thoughts.
They want to confuse you, make your head all blurred.
There's only one original, the only one still standing. Stop the record.
I'm looking for...
White shirt, green scarf guy.
Stop. Stop.
White shirt green scarf guy.
I can't find him.
He's gotta be here.
Gotta be here.
He has to be here.
I gotta eat the dog out real quick, chat old.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
You
Time for winning!
Mad things 28k was like 76. Let's go
It's new Lance Elden Ring video
Some more cops calm down. Oh, I'm a red tie guy
May I have an weapon, por favor?
And then I get a spark gun.
That's hacking epic, dude.
Today's against the game?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, um, should be very easy to find this guy.
I killed him.
Ha!
Nice.
I knew that.
And I didn't kill any civilians either.
That was only him under there. Wow.
Weapon cases contain only knives. Now it's a fair duel.
You know what? That's alright. I have max upgraded knives, so that's actually...
That's pretty fine, to be fair.
Is this dank hitman? Yeah, like, dank horror hitman.
I've almost finished it, though. This is the second-last chapter I'm halfway through.
It's really cool.
Gets a little bit repetitive, I guess.
Or, I don't know.
Are you...
Oh...
Mine...
Gold.
Who am I looking for? Okay.
Can I have a weapon, please?
Give it a ve- I see him. He's...
He's right there.
He's- He's- He's- He's a him.
He's him, right?
Hello?
Next!
The knife is so satisfying!
Suck!
Just one clean suck and it's over.
The life just flashed before their eyes.
they're a clone they why is it so red that's why move move move
well I know where my target is why is there a dead end the dead end dead end
this is the dead end no
like that hard bomb if I stand still for too long I blow up now I just got to run
until his health runs out. He's eating everyone. Sick. Right, 70 plus? 76? That was 12.5%. That's
actually insane. 2000 Gs also. Whoa. Okay, there's no jam at least. There's no jam and
no black and white, so we're good. They're eating her and then they're gonna eat me.
Oh my god, I'm looking for a very casual guy fuck
Okay green with a golden chain and then white hair up
Dude why does everyone look so similar? I
Feel like I'm gonna run right into him
Ashk! It's you! You little shit!
All you think you're so good! Come here, come here, come here.
Show yourself!
You little...
What the fuck is happening?!
no
Noooooo!!
You are already getting used to her.
Fuck, that scares me.
Jammed weapons, re-roll, and then I get black and white instead.
Ugh!
Unlucky!
Black and white is just one round, yeah.
It could be worse.
It's a very bright tie, so it should be quite easy to see.
I
Is there any weapon crates in this damn area man
Just look for the brightest of ties that's it
Just stab the first guy who has a very, very, very bright eye.
I'll get you a little shit.
Back to 70 plus.
Unknown sickness.
Elite officers.
Oh, they're tougher to kill than you lethal swords.
Oh brother.
Animeroire? Animeroire.
Oh my!
I'm gonna electric to everybody
What am I looking for shirtless guy
Wait a medic it I forgot I forgot yes
Okay
Wait, isn't it you right in front of me
What no, ah, what's happening wait, it's him
Dude, the police is super scary now.
No! Give me a weapon!
Please.
YAY!
Well, he died too though.
Okay, we didn't lose any progress.
Okay, elite officers are so scary.
It's actually pretty hard now, but I'm also I have some bad stuff and things, coral.
I need a mirror please.
Yeah, you can take the sword from them.
There, nice. What am I looking for?
Uhh, okay.
I need a weapon.
Whoa, okay.
Very green and then blue, uh, hangslam.
Boy!
Okay, it's not you.
why am I banning someone I mean I how what oh no I forgot again why do I
Why forgore?
Nah, the gimmicks, the fucking gimmicks, dude.
The gimmicks!
Oh, you're noobrovel!
And I'm inside the wall.
I think I might have spawned out of bounds again.
Now, I'm looking for Jonny Bravo.
Was Jonny Bravo the OG Rizzer?
all phoenix true
oof, ejets
man, okay, can you stop being a tentacle dude?
please, man
That was pretty quick. We should get 10% and are back to 17.
Unstable tech. Every 30 seconds you teleport to a random location and I've seen... oh shit, this is...
I'll test it.
I'm looking for hobo.
Hobo.
Compliance means you're loyalty.
Your loyalty lets you survive.
This thing causes waste.
The waste always gets incinerated.
Keep your head down.
Work hard and you'll get to eat.
If you ask too many questions, you'll starve in the streets.
No one ends up assigning a high-ranking worker.
I'm looking for hobo.
If that had teleported right into me, or I teleported right into it.
I'm not sure about that.
Hobo man.
Looking for.
Hobo man.
Oh
Oh, okay.
You have to kill your clone, Bleach Chat.
I'm pretty much at the end of the game, kinda.
The second-last chapter.
And you just gotta kill your clone, that's it, but then there's other gimmicks, kinda
like road like gimmicks and shit so this is me wait a minute oh it's a fake
Yeah, I'll learn cut concept. Yeah, I'm down to watch that during food to break you
I'm just gonna beat this game first. I mean I have I have a three other horror games that all look actually pretty decent
Kill someone well I had to
Add killing curse
a buddy boy
nooo but I had him
no inscription
Oh, the cops just pushed someone into the acid.
That's fucked up.
What the?
No!
This is ass! This is big time ass!
It's not even him, but I'm just gonna shoot.
Yeah, Culp, get off my ass.
Where did he go?
Oh, and then I get teleport again
Move officer
Okay, so he's still in this area. All right, he hasn't left it.
I just shot! No! I did it!
They're both crossbows, they're a blunder, bus.
I know where he is now, I just keep getting teleported away.
of
Wait has he moved? I think he moved. No he's right there. Finally! God damn.
That was only 5%. We have a lot of ghoul though, big upgrades next time.
Okay, unknown sickness, at least we got rid of that random teleportation.
No, JT, I did not.
Oh, damn, cuttle.
Unlucky unfortunate timing.
Should I play the infamous games? I've never played them.
Bomb gone. Okay, I'm looking for a big green guy. Why Tangslin?
Oh good lord.
I need to kill someone!
Uh oh.
I might have got him right there, maybe.
I think I did.
That would have been godlike if I got him there.
Are you kidding?
Okay, where is he? Please.
Green guy, green guy, green guy.
I can't see in here.
Help me please!
You're not green enough, are you?
No, it's not him.
He's not green enough.
No, no, there has to be a medkit here if there's no medkit and there's no medkit.
Why is there no medkit, med, med.
I wasn't even a medkits
Okay, it's fine. We have progress saved though. It's alright. It's okay. It's okay
Acid rain foggy mirror runners. That's actually alright. I
Hate that one man. I'm so bad at seeing it
Okay, big green hair
Wait is it you? I feel like it's you.
HILFEH! HILFEH!
What happened?
Why is there no weapons existing in this map?
This map is tiny as hell.
Can I get an explosive?
would be really good okay blunderbuss might be fine
No! Sus! Sus!
And bang, up the bus.
Oh, I'm gone. Fuck, where'd he go now?
Where- where is he?
RUN!
BOOM!
Ah, that was pretty slow, but...
Drake a Tram.
Thanks to the 41. Thank you, dude.
Alright, we're almost there. This has been a painful chapter.
foggy weather you're wanted secret assassins and the lead officers
uh real role foggy weather delusions everyone's holding a knife or are they
oh oh shit
oh oh that's terrible that is terrible
I don't know what to do with it.
not spark gun
that's not my clone
that's someone else's clone going apeshit
I spooked him on, I think 76 man.
Oh, Blunderbus is cool.
Well, we're looking for Mohawk right now.
And Brown.
No, I'm not wanting. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Who the hell started that one? That was not me. Where are you? I hate this map. I hate
this map. I hate this map. I can't find her and now I'm gonna go impatient and then I'm
I'm gonna run right into her and she's gonna stab me in the middle of the eye of death.
Oh shit, she's down here.
I know it's real, even though it shouldn't be real.
I can hear her talk the way I do. I can see the way it looks.
My clone's better at imitating me than I know myself.
I have to kill it or it would replace me.
I should kill it now.
If we could stop having a bunch of-
Okay.
Where are you? Where are you? There! You're right in front of me!
All right, we're almost there on the last chapter. Almost 3,000 money.
Okay, let's get a quick one, dude.
I see him. He's right there. It's him. 100% I just need a weapon. And then I get a spark
on the can't kill oh wait it's not him it's not him
just worse sometimes there is two weapons of them there is into my crazy
spark I double spark gun that's unlucky
Spargon and water might work that's true.
Hi, it's not you.
Hey cookies!
Come on.
Dynamo.
Might work.
I see him, I think. It has to be you. I see you, you loser.
Yes.
Damn it! I need 6.4 more.
Okay.
so close yet so far oh my god I'm looking for a vampire all right
Well, I found him, but I need a weapon.
vampire? Where'd you go? You were just here.
Oh no, why don't I hate this?
Is that a bomb gun?
Yes.
Okay, E-mine or not.
No, I-I-I-I-Stop it!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Where are you?
I have no health.
There you are.
Hopefully that insta kills because it's a bomb.
It did not.
Are you kidding me?
fuck where'd you go there that should be a win yes oh are we done here yeah
Oh, fuck this is the finale now. I wonder what's gonna change then
The creature wants talk chapter on you dialogue the lore so far something about clones and aliens
We achieved so much together, and you, you did exactly what I changed you to do.
I'm sorry, but I lied to you.
All this time I knew I didn't have enough time to stop the awakening.
Path of humanity dies no matter what I do.
It is inevitable.
So I made a plan to save the other half.
The first step is to resurrect myself.
a clone version of myself. The humanity needs me, they want me, the saver has to be me.
The moment you enter the lab to kill me is what started Project Defiance. The signals from
a certain frequency started broadcasting in the lab after my heart stopped beating.
Maybe you already figured that out. The signals changed you. These ones. You heard it again
and again with every hologram you activated. And I deliberately put you in situations
where you have to think and choose. You have to believe that you have the illusion of freedom
for the signals to work properly. Just like a biological machine, you were reprogrammed,
changed your allegiance to see yourself as a human. And to make it up for the deception,
I'll tell you the truth. You will never be free. Your shackles can't be broken.
I just weakened it enough for you to help me. But you will get the help you need.
I promise you the clone doctor will understand you better than I ever can. You too
You will achieve so much more, but for now you'll serve your masters one last time.
Install the memory disk to our new clone.
It's behind the final door.
Let the new doctor be born.
Humanity's clone army will do the rest.
The clone will be ready when the awakening starts.
Until that time comes, you'll need to survive at all costs.
It's my last message.
Good luck.
Damn.
If Agent G is still alive at this point, it's a clone.
Kill it.
I guess it's time to talk one last time.
Who do you think I am?
I don't know.
Wait, can we trust these notes?
I mean, we found a bunch of them throughout the game.
You think that? Really?
After all I've done for you, you still think I'm a killer?
Does it scare you?
If I pulled a knife and ran towards you, would you be scared?
No.
Should have guessed that much.
You'd kill me in a heartbeat. I have no doubts.
Good thing I didn't bring a knife with me. I wanted to ask a question.
You told me that you're a clone. Why did you do that?
Could have killed you. There was no need to deceive you our goals were aligned. Yeah, I see now. I'm red aligned instead of blue
It was still risky, but I think it was worth it. I watched you work. I believe you're on our side
I have to ask one last thing a short one
What future awaits this world?
The clones are here to stay
The only thing I've done is just kill the clones, so maybe I should realign myself to
humanity you will survive.
But if we are a clone, then we're going to die if we choose this.
Yeah, I'll go red.
You may be right, there's so many of them now.
What will they do when they're free?
We must accommodate them, but it won't be easy, but humans are not known to be generous.
I prep the world for the coming apocalypse as best I can.
We'll meet again after it happens.
See you around, doc.
I'm not gonna kill agents.
Yeah, we need one more and we can get into this door.
One more, or two?
I don't know.
So the creation has come to kill its creator.
Not many of our creations can do that.
And you won't either.
The unchained, the chains are still visible.
I command you to die.
Ahhhh resist!
Come on!
Simple tricks, nothing more.
Impossible, you survived the activation, how?
You cannot be free, you're not even sentient!
You need to be dissected and analyzed with proper tools.
Don't die yet, killer.
We'll come for you at the end.
Okay.
Oh, I hope you had a good trip on bad me, dude.
Hope it's been very well.
To be honest, in biases, it could be good.
dash forms are sprinting cannot be pushed back by the crowd and officers
That's also very good. What other weapons do we use a lot blunder boss explode bullets explode?
Reduce pushback increase bullet distance
Crossbow true you can move at 50% speed while loading an arrow. That's good arrow flying speed and
Reduce arrow draw duration. They're all pretty good. They are
The lead officer sword sounds so cool.
No, I checked this bar gun.
It doesn't turn deadly at all.
It's just a stun, shock trap, whatever.
Seems meh.
Meh.
You've never seen play og re2 the uncle is so I did it last year pretty sure it was last
year didn't I do an og play through of re2 this year also before re9 I don't think the
131 man big bad will takes the 111 oh yeah I did kendo version right yeah I did
kendo yeah yeah true there we go that's really good
yeah I think the crossbow upgrade could be beneficial
The favorite picture from the trip?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Wow, it's beautiful.
That is very nice.
I'd like to go on a trip like this sometime.
That would be cool.
All right, let's go final one
Corona guy green shirt
Yeah, I mean I'll definitely play it on that'd be cool
I
What
Okay
I am very happy I got the stamina max upgraded before that Wow 26% I didn't do
shit the awakening it has started time to panic yeah huh I think you just got to
Maybe survive every mission now.
It's such great timing for the, uh...
Maybe I'll get a kill. He's got this hair.
No one in there?
What if you had a clone child that lived on the opposite end of the world, but its goal
was to...
Dude!
His goal was to, like, kill you like it follows.
Yeah, thanks for the weapon cases, by the way. This is awesome.
Dude!
Okay, listen, I'm gonna pull him into this room and he's gonna die to the machine gun.
Because I have no weapon.
Uh-oh.
Ow!
Oh, I won. Yes.
Nice.
Is the gate have sex with your clone? I was the question in it.
I mean you can just wait for the awakening here. I think I'm just gonna go upstairs and wait for it.
I'll chill up here and then
Okay, it's fine, whatever.
Dude, don't!
That's what happens, you should let me go.
I'm gonna wait here for the awakening, it's more safe.
Yeah, it is how it is, it's pretty much exactly that.
Filled with this disney-ish music.
If you would 100% fuck your clone, doesn't that mean that your clone would 100% fuck
You too?
So you better be prepared.
Oh
Please don't come here. Please don't come here. Please don't come here. Yes
Just stay here stay here
I cannot believe I survived that. That's insane.
Nice. 17, almost 18%.
This is like the quickest chapter ever.
Secret assassins.
Hey, you!
Dreamer of Sheep, thanks for the 5!
Not this map again. Okay, we could work quickly to kill the target. This map is very tiny.
Green big green coats
Nice.
Very good.
Next.
One chance.
I begin with weapon.
Every weapon is now illegal.
I'm gonna rush.
I'm gonna bum rush.
You fee.
Thanks 92.
Where'd you live by?
I'm gonna rush?
Okay.
It's just bald white guy.
bold white guy and we can win immediately he's not here he's on the
other section
come on come on man not cool not cool any boldness boldness I don't see any
bald white guy right there I think I see him
Oh no no no no no fuck fuck get your stamina back now
The reading her they're gonna eat me oh my god
Oh
dude the stamina upgrade has completely saved me this at the final chapter
like no doubt no doubt oh we won reach the last story chapter okay nice
We're cardio maxing dude
True TVS six red aversaries boom
Thank you now we got that door and we have that DNA thing also
Must run needs to buy any upgrades. I could buy a little bit I guess
Yeah, that was so much faster in the last chapter.
That was way, way quicker.
This is the final mission.
There'll be no going back after this.
Am I ready for the end?
Oh, it looks like a boss fight or something.
This is the place where we fight to survive, are we?
I didn't think I could face them, but with you, I'm sure that we have a chance.
This is it, Doc. Let's kill some clones.
The first of many clones will be born today.
Okay, he's like a do-marina, dude.
Weapon durability 4, man.
There's even health here.
Dynamos. Alright, let's go. Here I am, killer, and I bring flesh and blood. That's all I
I need from you. That's not always time talking. The experiment begins.
This is the final chapter.
Your defiance is admirable for something that can only steal a face.
No more talking.
I'm coming for ya, as you wish.
Let your primalist things awaken
Doc, I'm sorry. I'm not free like you
The activation started inside me, but you broke me enough for me to control it
Agent G believes you'll end the clones
But I believe you'll give us a better future I will defy the watch until I give my last breath
suffer like G did go Carl
ow
Oh shit, I wish there must be a blunderboss somewhere.
I need dynamo's, I need dynamo's.
Okay.
They all turn!
Stop it!
Stop!
Bomb gun!
Bomb squad!
I'm a 55? I was a 50 like five minutes ago.
Glorious Awakening!
Do you hear the screams and the cries of the innocent billions?
Aye, the watcher sent it, it will silence yours, personally.
of
death
of
death
of
five
I was going to choke there, crazy, crazy thoughts.
97%
are you kidding me
Oh
I'm gonna turn again and I have no weapon to
Now then, done!
It's still 97!
Oh, there we go.
Woo!
Okay.
All right.
We've seen enough in our long lives.
We don't get close to the action much,
but I must say this was thrilling.
We're almost sad that it's over.
You're breaking a park loan.
You fought for nothing.
You've been told already your body is yours.
Let me in your mind.
I'll rip out your consciousness.
What?
I see only one thought.
Kill the Watcher.
It's impossible!
You can't kill a watcher, stay away.
Job's done.
You talked enough.
The target assassinated.
I do not have a mission anymore, at this moment I am free!
If I insert the disc, the doctor will be reborn.
I don't know if he will be on our side, but he will be a clone.
If I don't insert the disc, a completely free clone will be born.
A new species, first of many.
They will be free to decide their own fate, but thanks to the freedom of choice, the final choice to shape the future is mine.
What choice will I make?
I'm not going to insert this. Read all the way, baby.
You didn't insert the disk.
You look familiar? Who are you? What is happening? I'm a clone like you. Do you know me? Who
am I? You'll decide that yourself. I don't know what that means. I know you have many
questions, but the world you're born into is currently in a dangerous state.
The Awakening has already started, and we need more than one clone to win the war.
Yeah, we're lighting tonight, yeah. Fuck me, it's almost 9pm. I don't know when we're
starting, but yeah. The Awakening has started. All around the globe, a third of the population
is activated. The world leaders, the highest military, even the people on streets turn into tentacled
monsters. It was a massacre on a global scale. The government never stood a chance against the clones.
The awakening could not be stopped, but a path has been chosen for the remaining humans
by a simple clone. And you clone has emerged from the ruins of the old world,
With a clone of Dr. M on their side, thousands of clones walked out from the lab into the
world.
They all have the same questions in their minds.
What happens now?
They're born into a war that will change their world and they will be changed by it.
Oh, okay, Salah, I got you.
They have the freedom to coexist with the humans or be the next masters of this
planet.
But the watchers are still out there. They will not forget easily that we've killed one of them.
There are already rumors about new watchers hiding in the shadows.
This time they'll be more dangerous from the first.
Because the new watcher won't underestimate us.
And new species has emerged on the planet. The great war has begun.
It sure has.
What dangers and opportunities await us in the future?
Alas, even though the doctor's story is ending, another one is just getting started.
And you already know that.
It has your face.
Thank you for playing the game.
the end. What does that target mean down there? Voldorado? Bellionics. Hey, I can shoot
the developers here Nathan where's Nathan that miss Nathan no strider
Orange, I'm looking for orange.
Who's orange?
Orange, orange, orange.
Rebecca, I'm looking for Rebecca right now.
Deniz, I'm looking for Deniz.
Deniz deniz I'm not blind am I I don't think so then is then is then is then is then is
no deniz
deniz
esgi
you
oh it's gonna say like thank you for playing our game
then i gotta shoot you dude
me
ahhh all targets cleared
It was a cool game.
It was a cool game right there.
Play next.
Congratulations, you've reached the end of the story with Dr. M and you've unlocked the
Invasion mode.
Here's what you can do next.
Play Multiplayer, play the new Invasion mode, complete you on this trial and error
endings.
I'm very sick man, I'm very sick.
Yeah, there's multiplayer up there like 8 people or something.
But we ain't doin' that.
I can see that's Gothic 3 Battle 3, Red Run.
I think the game just crashed.
Yeah, I have Inky, Binky, Blinky Bob.
I have an Easter to remember.
See that's kind of fitting because it's Easter and then we have House of Empty Names.
Inky, Binky, Blub, Bob.
That's well.
when this is done I guess. Let me see if they said anything but yeah this is
apparently in a run or something so. Let me see. Oh nothing has been said but I'm
ready whenever I'm just gonna keep playing horror games until we play more
horror games so yeah I'll see if we could try and easy to remember this
game looks kind of alright when I saw it. Yeah I'm playing sawdust I am it
releases the 30th but I believe it's two days early access for sawdust with
digital deluxe mega addition
I was like 40 minutes left okay that's fine all good in the hood yeah what I'm
gonna do is I'm gonna go get my food and then we can watch the lands video
with the elder and cut content or whatever and then yeah we could launch
Easter to remember. I think it will be fitting. You know it came out today I believe so. Yep. Let me, let me just go and get that. I can do a little, a little uh, chagamba, chagamba, chagamba.
Put me in coach.
Assessed us
Emote
Gachi Blacksmith
All righty then, peep-pons.
I forgot how to count what comes after five and before eight
I'm eating Kodov-Stroganov.
Uh, Lance Mc Donald, apparently had a 4 minute video of some Elyring cut content.
Demonstrating this location as the origin of its growth
By taking a look at some older data
It's so funny
To see all his videos about like cut content of Eldering and then you go
You go to his Twitch stream and look at his titles
And it's like the most degenerate shit you've ever seen. We find an unused map file
While consisting only of this same arena, he is seen in a vastly different state.
While the outer structure appears the same as what we would see in Millenia's resting
place, the helig tree itself here is, by comparison, a mere sapling.
Imagine all the contents that we never get to see in the games, man.
No actual gameplay functionality exists within this map, which seems deliberate considering
the file is noted as being for cutscene use in the company metadata. During this time in
Elden Ring's planning, this cutscene was triggered after receiving the leftward Dectis
Medallion from Gideon. Returning to a site of grace after this would activate an event
for playing the Hallig Tree Maps cutscene. However, because an intermediate file was removed much earlier in development,
the associated video file would not actually play.
Haste and time.
Regardless, the video file itself, which the event script had attempted to play, does exist and can be seen here.
There also exists some number of unused lines of spoken dialogue, however without the intermediate
cutscene file to connect these together, it's difficult to know for sure which of these
are intended for playback during this specific video, either way these voice lines are found
in the following order.
graceful or malign. Why do they cut this? If thou covetest the throne, impress my vision
upon thine heart. In a new world of thy making, all things will flourish, whether graceful
Yeah, I'm not cryptic enough, yeah.
Oh yeah, Cal, that's true.
Of course, having been seen here in a somewhat incomplete state, this concept did not make
its way into the final version of Elden Ring.
But it is somewhat interesting to see how the various ideas that were floated during
the game's development were experimented upon before being set aside.
It's really cool. I'll link it over here and then we play we play the horror game
And then we're waiting for some lads sing some lads sing
The other ring movie sets
No
No, no, no, no, no, no
Might have seen
Yeah, I think I've seen this yeah three years ago. Yeah, I've seen that one I
Recognize it the best smoke spots and dark cells
Right
Yeah
Same as yesterday Miranda and I yeah, maybe something new a new photo of the movie set
Wait, that's kind of cool actually
Really is this real?
You never know anyway, probably fucking Gdok made it.
Eldering movie set spotted.
I mean, it looks like America Church.
That's kinda cool.
Oh, there's Moria.
Who the hell's gonna be tarnished one?
who's gonna be tarnished who's gonna be America who's gonna be yeah I don't know
man me the roc chris pratt jack black shit man I don't know man Malcolm Reed
what is what is what is Malcolm up to nowadays how to barbecue right what is
up to. Is he still barbecuing? Ooh bite through chicken thighs white sauce
finish. Damn. Took a bit of a turn since last time we watched huh. Blank and
beef ribs cooked right over the coals.
We're going to eat some chicken today.
I've got big old pack of chicken thighs, bone in, skin on.
I'm going to get them seasoned up on the smoker.
I'm going to run them at about 400 degrees today.
But I'm taking these with my white sauce.
This is going to be kind of that take on Alabama style chicken smoked to perfection.
Let's get the cooking.
It does look like these lost away pack.
It really does.
skin on bone-in chicken thighs.
These are the exact same ones that we would cook
when we were doing KCBS contest.
They're big thighs.
You don't have to do a lot to them.
We're not trying to do competition chicken here,
but I'd be like to clean them up a little bit.
A lot of times you can take this bone here
and kind of stick some butter, pop it down
just to square them up, clean that thigh up a little bit.
But we just want a good shaped thigh.
Should look like a little pillow sitting there.
But what I like to do now is just kind of take them
and spread them out a little bit.
So we got to get some seasoning on them.
So we got them all skin side down.
I'm going to use them.
He's actually lost a ton of weights.
AP season, that's salt, pepper, garlic,
and then to keep those barbecue flavors rolling.
Fuck yeah, I'm not going to do a barbecue rub.
Now we're just going to take them, flip them over y'all.
Got to have both sides of this chicken seasoned.
We're just going to do the same thing.
Hit them with the AP first, a little light coat,
and then right back with a little bit
of barbecue rub on top.
And now all there is, I take my glove hand
and just kind of shape these thighs back up
the way you want them to cook.
So if you kind of wrap that skin around,
turn them into a little pillow just by using your hand
and forming them up.
They're gonna cook better, they're gonna look better.
Y'all know we eat with our eyes first.
So for these thighs, I've got my silver back
fired up here, running about 400 degrees,
using some Royal Oak charcoal and Hickory consign pellets.
It's gonna give me some nice hardwood flavor,
but I'm gonna get-
Dude, look how much weight he's lost.
Damn!
A little temperatures from that charcoal pellet.
Now I'm running them at 400 because that fat is so thick
underneath that skin on that thigh,
it needs a high heat to melt it down to render it.
That's what's gonna make that skin bite through.
It's gonna make it a little bit crispy.
It's gonna give us a ton of flavor
from all that melted schmaltz running all over that meat.
Oh, we're doing.
It's taking these thighs.
And the way I like to do it
is kind of grab them by the end bone like this.
And I like to set them kind of cross ways
on that grate and make sure they're in that same form
when I set them down.
Since I touched them always like to hit them with a little bit more rub just cover. Yeah
Lightly shower a little bit right across
Gonna get this smoker closed up. We got something to do look at all these like barbecues and shit
Oh, I'm running at 400 degrees. I'm gonna check these. Do you want ice cream some grilling?
I would lash out so hard the back seating would be insane
You don't think I could do everything perfectly and it would still not be good enough
over at 169. So never you're never getting a barbecue. At least $191.95. I like that
thigh to be higher. It's done at $175. We still got about 15, 20 more minutes to go
before I'm ready to get them off the pit. Total cook time's been about 55 minutes
y'all. We got some really good color. Skin's looking awesome on these. I know
that little one was about $175. Let's check this bear one we had out here.
That's where I want them wait Bruno
Tell me link this one first
This is a
Malcolm Reed, bro. Let's go. What what ass?
Bruno elbows burned off here. It's no
Carefully transfer that smoke that 400 degrees render all that now this is where we're gonna take these thighs over the top
We gonna put the seasoning on them put it looks amazing rendered the fat now. We're gonna put the flavor to them y'all
I've got my Mississippi white sauce. It's a cousin of the Alabama white sauce. We're in Mississippi
So that's what I call it. You don't have to warm it up. This is straight out the bottle off the shelf
We're just gonna take these thighs grab them by the ends dunk that stuff in there that right there is
White sauce chicken now
it may not be the most beautiful piece of chicken but it sure tastes good yeah
I'm not a huge fan of that much sauce but stand by through juicy let's see what
Bruno is up to Bruno Alba let's go to eat Albus what is Bruno up to huh
Chocolate charlotte with mango cremeux. Damn. Man's still baking, losing turkey legs. Very
nice, very nice.
Hello everyone and welcome back to my kitchen. Today we are tackling a classic, the charlotte.
But just not any charlotte. We are giving it an exotic modern twist. Chocolate charlotte
with a tropical heart. A luscious mango creme dotted with vibrant dolla.
Oh that was music in the right here. That was my phone. I am Bruno Albus, so let's get straight to it.
First on the agenda, the mango creme in a saucepan begin heating your mango puree.
You can make this from fresh fruits. No I didn't Bruno, I'm just charity.
You stole parts puree while I did one of his tiger cakes. In a separate bowl,
Beat the eggs with the sugar.
Now pour the egg mixture into the warm food puree,
whisking constantly over a medium heat.
We need to cook it until it thickens.
It just begins to bubble.
So it's very similar to the lemon custard.
It was in the previous place.
So one quick boil, that's it.
Remove from the heat, add the bloomed gelatin
and the cold cubed butter.
Mix until smooth with an immersion blender.
fill the prepared tart ring to a third of full and now you have a few options you can leave it
plain sprinkle it with a diced apricot or use fresh or frozen raspberries you also use your
make-ahead frozen raspberry spray and freeze your mango creamer overnight next and that's
something you want to do right before making your chocolate mousse it was two years ago
color or parchment inside the Charlotte cake ring and set it on top of a
cake board with the first chocolate sponge disc. Now for the chocolate mousse we
are making a ganache first stir the bloomed gelatin into the hot heavy cream
and then incorporate the chocolate and set it aside at room temperature. For the meringue
beat on full blast the egg whites and sugar until stiff peaks form. If your
Egg whites are too cold. You can cheat and use your flame for go easy bro. You don't want to cook them
Light and fluffy. That's the dream of a man. Imagine this
Into your chocolate. Hey, quickly incorporate a third of the meringue with the whisk and then fold the running
Now we do a little catch-up of Bruno and Malcolm do assembly. I'm not eating now
So we're gonna the chocolate moves. I just gotta see the finisher
evenly all the way to the edges of the cake ring add the second chocolate sponge followed by the frozen
mango cremeux add more chocolate mousse the third and last sponge cover with more mousse up to the
top and level it smooth using a large of this preach AI and freeze the cake overnight demould
the chocolate wait are you asking if bruno is AI and dress it with your chocolate ladyfingers
Let the charlotte fall in the refrigerator overnight.
The answer is no.
Finish it with mango brunoise and the chocolate jelly glaze.
Thanks so much for watching.
If you want a full ingredient list and written instructions,
head over my blog at brunoalbouz.com.
Voila.
He does have very good recipes.
I've actually bought.
I bought the recipe I did on stream.
Absolutely gorgeous.
Isn't it?
If you enjoyed this video, please.
He sounds AI?
Hi there.
Are you sure you're not just like, surfing too much AI?
He sounds like normal human to me.
Hello everyone and welcome back.
There is no AI with Bruno then.
Alright, I need you to remember.
Let's try this until this is ready, I guess.
He's got a bit of an accent, yeah.
Oh, this is gonna be daily quest times a fucking million, that's for sure.
But, you know what, chat? It is Easter, and this game is called an Easter to remember.
So...
Extra post-processing. Enabled voice chat?
There's multiplayer? What?
This game has... multiplayer.
okay what story mode okay I'm at an Arabic costume arm of the chainsaw is broken into
your school during the G-serf festival find the exit key and meet the bullies yeah I can
I can already tell you this is gonna be the weekly quest.
What the fuck?
Very good remark it was.
to the citizens of Mariporma.
A man, vestigated a man, invaded the municipal school,
Professor Carice Fontes, is attacking students,
teachers and employees with an electric car.
The military police are in place,
and access to the school was completely isolated.
Testimonyers claim to have heard screams coming from the inside of the school,
but there is still no confirmation of the victims.
We reinforce, if you have children, relatives or friends
at the municipal school,
Professor Clarice Fontes of the city of Maripurã
immediately seeks local authorities
and does not try to get close to the country.
We'll be back at any time with new information.
I need to find the exit key you oh there is other people here dude I can't
already tell this is gonna be so loud I'm prepared I'm preparing the moment
this guy sees me it's gonna be he's been for grab all the keys okay yeah it's
lads later we're really just waiting for this
Okay, grab all the keys. Am I blind chat? You see the keys around here?
Are you really gonna stop working around here?
Why is the audio like glitching?
Was there one on the desk?
Oh, shit, alright. I'm looking too much down.
down. Alright, thank you. Look down to see what you're holding. 13 and 16, okay. Chain
Equals saw.
My daily quest is ready. My daily quest is ready.
My daily quest is ready.
Feels good, man.
Flat 7.
Oh, is that over here?
Um, I believe so.
Dude, every kid is alive here.
There's no murderer.
Kettle to crouch and avoid being seen, okay he's here it says, and then he can peek.
Well, he's right there and there's a kid standing right there, so...
Oh, shit.
Oh, whoops.
Any new keys around here?
We got to go where he came from
We I mean we fucking all knew it was coming dude we all knew it was coming
Oh, so why is he focusing me and not the other kids?
Insane scam here.
I probably am, Ryan.
Can't wait to get random bunny jumps carrying my face again.
Uh, 13 to 24.
Is he here?
Surely you guys would tell me if he was here, right?
There's kids everywhere that could warn me about the bunny murderer.
Right?
Right
of
I don't know what I'm doing here.
What the fuck?
Where'd he go?
Also get the other kids, dude!
Cordaeuserum 18.
Over here in the corner.
If I die again, it's probably flush. I mean, we're lighting anyways.
Maybe I can beat this before it.
Birle!
Okay, we have Classroom 11, okay.
You can hide in these, right?
Yeah, so I'll just sprint in and hide if I get caught.
He doesn't teleport, like it's a jump scare when he sees you, that's what it is, and then
he runs to you.
It's not that he teleports.
Holy fuck.
Christ.
Christ, well he came running right there.
Yeah, guns where I get gold, there's gold here, so thank you ma'am.
Diamethics 2 anniversary.
Porschner.
Yanked Egg 18, Greyhobos 16, DNL 95, Milkshake's 23.
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
and I'm fucking dead. Oh, okay.
Zoom!
There's no way I'm letting you take Kairi's heart.
One to twelve.
We're looking for eleven.
I think it's Tuesday I'm gone. I gotta check.
Tough game. Go from classroom to classroom.
Just pick up the key and go to the next classroom.
Hmm.
Y'all have a key?
I am in classroom 11. Hello?
Cool.
I'm sorry.
Oh, righty then.
I know about you, but I'm quite shuckly of their reaction.
No, that was scary, man.
definitely a slothful of hell. Will this blood ever disappear from the screen or is
it just gonna stay like this?
We're playing cryo later or maybe something else.
This is Half-Life 3.
Half-Life 3 wishes it was as good as this.
Wait, the 13 is- ahhh, that's why you need this.
Okay, classroom 7.
Last one.
Remember what I said, he doesn't teleport.
No, you're talking teleport.
,
that
the negative reviews complain about teleporting okay
goooowwwwww
why will this can I heal myself somehow or what
Where did that sloppy ass bunny go dude?
of
the
Oh.
Yelp.
Ahhhh...
Burgling Gnomes? We might play that today, yeah.
Won't remember that, Easter. Nope.
Fuckin' hell.
Win an online match and escape together.
You think there's someone playing it online? Probably not, right?
earning a rank in the match wait I'm kind of curious hold on I want to see if
there's someone playing online
I don't know if it's like open lobbies or something join lobby oh okay oh shit
rare on flush escape together all right fuck it I'm gonna open the lobby is it
open this lobby oh yeah there's no server list so people just have to join
Nah, don't don't buy this fucking shit. Don't buy it like...
How much you like this Sloppa Sloppa?
It ain't worth it, man. Don't buy it. Don't fucking buy it.
We could try this.
Epic. How is epic?
I can't be the right holonite silk song 5.3k reviews the real one has way more weird
When when when when you prize x94, thank you
Well now I'm curious if anyone's gonna join, fuck it.
I'll launch a lobby and see if anyone's gonna join.
What the fuck is this?
Is that the code?
Well, that's like my stream key or something.
Why couldn't it be like four letters?
Oh, there's like a Bitcoin wallet. Yeah, wallet.
It's not even gonna work. I don't even think this game has a working multiplayer.
I'm going to wait 30 seconds if no one joins.
I'm leaving and I'm uninstalling and I'm never looking back.
You can't even see the last number.
Well here's the entire one but I mean I just posted it in chat so.
There.
The world's longest code.
You know this is getting flushed immediately after this is done.
I know right for a lot of this is crazy.
I don't know why it's so long.
Alright, meh, my Geekal makes the 63 math, thank you.
Well, I'm starting to run.
What am I doing?
Stalling time?
Yeah, I don't think multiplayer actually works.
I wouldn't surprise me it would not surprise me now we're flashing I don't
think it works okay he's almost done then this nice
Cool cool
Can I join a code what if I join this one incorrect lobby code, I mean I mean I just left the lobby
How do I leave God this shit
The
Crimson desert has a higher user score than Elden Ring
Yeah, but it hasn't been out as long like not nearly as long though. It might increase or decrease over time, you know
Well that means it's cryo time this game was sick we played it two and a half hours last stream yesterday
It was really good. It was actually a jit
Yeah Thorlar, yeah true.
We just gotta wait man, we just gotta wait.
There's actually a good scary horror game, this cryo one.
You were about to join, no you weren't, it doesn't even work.
Are you actually serious not unless, because if you are I'll launch the game again and
see if multiplayer actually works in this. No? Okay, yeah. I'm curious if it actually
works. Triple Unflush. Ah, Ben, have fun with this one on the VOD channel.
I was tied wrecky with spicy right I guess so, yeah
I'm gonna launch cryo because I'm guessing we're playing now
Baka mi tai, thanks 71, whoopsie, thanks 56, Majiko, 63, prize 94.
Do the gamer, oh guess the game you mean?
Oh yeah, guess the game.
Cryo.
I
Let's see what guess the game is may play a song I'm gonna play this because I'm in a jolly mood
Guess the game
We say this is my favorite game, what is it supposed to be?
I was like kind of what it's not palm trees but kind of should I know what this is I don't
know I don't know like the new fable or something but that can't be part of it
Should I know what this is it's high guard welcome to high guard yeah
Yeah!
The bird, that leaves the five, baby.
Thank you, very generous.
Thank you, thank you.
Welcome to High Guard.
Okay, while they're waiting, I'm going to host a lobby and tell them the code.
And then...
I'm going to get the insane Flappy Bird.
shut up goldshire I'm hosting
private plus friends copy the code host so we've seen open discord
posted in lads chat room code
Fuck yeah, they did. Oh, yeah, apparently they don't need the code. Yes true. That was true
And then go here to the arcade
Zoom
Wait, what was the arcade here? Ah
Bobber Kurwa
BB
maybe
i think the what was the hit box
I've been saying that a lot with Grime too.
I can break 50 easily.
Oh
Why do I choke on like 15?
Who is this mods get the trigger ready who is this
Salad mods get him
Don't, don't I like you gonna get a good skull.
I was! I was on PVP!
You had a skull!
No I did not!
Yes you did though!
Oh strong PB strong PB right there strong. Wow
Ribbozo nass mutting goes nowhere near it
No, I'm not punching it!
This is bullsh**t!
No, no, no, no, this is the wall.
Yeah, okay, okay.
You're never gonna beat the record.
I'm gonna f**king...
I'm gonna go and stay.
The record is unbeatable, dude.
It's unbeatable.
You might as well give up now.
not even close bro you probably played this offline for like five hours practicing
Oh, okay, what am I left but yeah
Can we throw darts no I
So good dogs same same
Oh god, I also hear myself this is awesome awesome
Oh
Sorry about that
How does he do it how does he do it?
Oh
well how is that good that was that was that was not good that was not good
you know yeah it needs to come like naturally that's what the hard thing
about it yeah yeah like you like
Like I mean yeah, it was bad enough as well
Yes, it was oh, okay, that was terrible
That was worse than mine no
Oh
We're winning today, right?
Sir fine
Would have won yesterday my team didn't in we were so close
what so far you dropped your keys in public and they think no noise out of
instance like 11 for like five minutes we might play burbling no time for this
yeah speaking of limits where's this he just pb so I think he's working a bit
try to beat the world record here what is 21 is the world record
It's Borburi Kurva.
Kurva!
Fuck!
Borburi Kurva!
Fuck!
Who's way too good at that?
I'm done.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Is there an emote menu in this game?
I'm pressing every button.
This is a serious game.
Yeah it is.
You can turn each other down in the tablet, did you know that?
Yeah I know that.
this game is a if if you've played monster on this game is basically multiplayer monster
on you have a certain primary mission to do and then you have a different escapes depending
on the items you find.
This is a game, right?
I think it is!
I never played that one.
What games do they have?
Dude, I can fucking hear him play Flappy Bird.
Flappy...Bloobird.
No, there's no way!
Oh my god, I knew yeah, I'm like
Oh
I
Sand in my mouth
One achievement
Not he's trolling is it 30
I
Know oh no, I got an achievement though
Oh, I fucking choked
How did that hit me was I hit box
you get an achievement for 30 score lepa do you want to get the
She meant no, okay
That did not hit that! What is a hitbox?
I don't need to set the game for leaders themselves.
Pop this on me.
Get out of the way.
Nothing can distract him.
Why did I double click yeah I
Choke on the same store every time it's not even hard
There actually goes better when I'm licking a chat, because it's just like muscle memory
playing, man.
I'm getting the record.
I am getting the record this run right here.
Or the next.
Why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
This is really good entertainment. You should do the crop then.
Fuck it!
Oh!
Just give us a thunk. This is a young man's day when you're too old to order and watch the LR pop.
I think you needed this.
I mean, I would have needed this.
This game is the worst hitbox I've ever seen in a game ever.
Yep.
Oh, do they stick onto the wall?
Does it stick on your ass?
Yeah.
How did that hit?
Yeah.
Why is there this glow stick rolling on my games for you?
Okay, stop
How is it
This is literally the same shit as Garfield card I get targeted so I won't be able to win
Because he's more tilted than he is.
Oh my god.
Fucking glow sticks.
This song is driving me insane.
Fight quick, ready or not for this.
You're really already dead.
I did that on purpose, you know.
I gotta get the serious score.
I did, I did, I did, I did, I did.
I don't want to hurt your feelings, that's the thing.
I thought I got 31, but then I'm like, oh, I actually got 32, and I were good.
You've got like 10 minutes left here trying to beat me, but I'm not alive.
I can beat this score easily, just one attempt.
Watch this.
Give me one attempt.
That didn't count.
I was talking.
Is this in the lobby?
No.
No, okay.
I was sure he was here.
I'm just gonna give him an excuse when he leaves.
What do you mean? I've already won.
A draw is into a win.
Yes it is. How is that a hit? What?
I got it first so far. I'm the winner.
Uh, no.
I'll gather the labs together to watch him check if the kids came to meet him
It's all good man congrats on your run
Was it good?
Nice
I did beat him, well I tied his score
30 32 how was that a hit it sucks you get an achievement for getting 30 okay I'm
gonna this is my final attempts I'm not even attempting I already did the score
I was intentional intentioned on getting
Which was 30 32
Yeah, we are we are
With or without you
We're playing on hard? Yes?
Of course!
Oh, okay, this is gonna customize, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's customizing right or is he done
No, he's customizing.
No, he's not.
No, he's not!
Oh, he's ready? Okay, I'll start after this run.
After this run.
Just...
No! This is the final run!
The final!
Okay.
But I have 20 points, 22, 23, 24, 25, 27, 20- WHAT?!
YES!
No, he's still fixing it!
Okay.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Okay.
You know you can fix more if you want.
Okay.
No, no, stop the game!
Hmm.
How's it go?
Hey, uh, Bampartivan, Gecko, SNUBA77E, nothing 65, everything 71.
So this is a very sick horror game.
It's very sound-based, you're seeing the bottom right, you have to be kinda quiet.
And there's different monsters, it's a random one you get every time.
And they all have different mechanics. We haven't figured them out yet.
This is still operational, but the conditions are extreme. Over.
Based.
Wait, is there one that...
Is there one primary objective, or is there more?
I think it's the same one I've never talked about.
Ah, okay.
Ah.
And then you have a random escape, obviously. You choose which one.
Yeah, I have CCTV this time, so I'll open it.
Alright, time is of the essence, gentlemen.
Let's put up some outfits.
Made kids flashlights, I can't see anything.
I have fire extinguisher.
Damn, you can have a green suit?
Maybe if it's been a bit more time close to nine,
I think I'm gonna go over in five minutes.
Kiss
Blubber
Oh, we can't go in here. Oh, this is a code you need right
I think he's dead oh I have no med kit yeah I'm salad just got right over by
something up in the hallway yeah he's definitely dead he's gotta be dead I I'm
I'm not sure.
I don't think- it might have been the dog from last time, or it was something else.
No, I just saw something like crawling big.
Yeah, it could be.
To the right, no, to the left, here. In this hallway, he just died right in front.
This is probably his blood splatter here.
Salad?
Is that his blood?
I think he ran out, the door is open.
Oh, he's crawling here.
He's crawling here.
Oh, no!
It's probably fun, it's fun.
Freaking scaredy cat.
You're the one in the locker.
I'm thinking this way now.
Just don't get stuck in there, man.
I'm gonna get stuck.
This is the hallway of destiny, dude.
I feel like I hear the monster.
Oh, he's actually dead.
Oh, he's dead dead.
Yeah, he's dead dead.
Right, Bozo.
That's not good.
Is that the one that's fucking awkward?
I don't see him.
not he's not here
replace that yeah we need the ink it's already done though that part's done
or no it's just error no it's not done never mind
oh we need to find a decent yeah we do
Dude, what are these test tubes for?
This is the, um, you want me to turn off my lights?
I could turn off my lights, I'm actually down for that, that could be fun.
Hey, you!
Where are you sending me?
What?
Um, um, I don't know, oh yeah, this hallway scares me.
Jesus Christ.
this is the month the first like the taller oh my god I was so fucking loud
Jesus Christ
Yeah, we could we need to get an ink cartridge or just try to find a
Yeah, where do we find the
I think we go back down the stairs.
He's alright?
Yeah, we could restart.
Yeah, we might find one like quickly.
What about here, no?
This monster is almost worse than the dog.
He always knows where we are, but that's because we were sprinting and being...
I wonder what this guy's weakness is, like his gimmick.
The goal of the game is to do like the primary objective right here, we gotta print the
notes and insert the HDR into the C2 footage.
Then you have to escape after that, and there's many ways to escape.
The panic room we have discovered, and then you can- there's a snow truck you can fix,
there's a helicopter you can fix, and they all require different items.
We all require different items.
Hey.
Hello?
Oh, hi.
Hello.
Lapo?
No, me.
I know that's Lapo.
Yeah.
I don't know what this monster's like gimmick is I don't know where what is the gimmick
of the monster yeah I have no idea every time I turn a corner he's like waiting for me
yeah I wonder if the camera works on this guy like if you can flash him or something
Oh yeah true.
True.
He's here.
NEEEEE!
Not again!
HAHAHAHA!
I didn't get a fucking blow up.
No I don't think so!
I don't think so!
Oh
Is lip okay
We can see if Lepa is dead in the thing.
I closed the door because I knew this was right behind me.
I tried to save him.
Oh, left by his dead I see him, I think.
I saw him.
Yeah, he's here.
Oh, this is dead.
He's right here.
Here, here.
You have it?
You have the med kit?
Oh, my god.
Oh, no, I can't.
Dude, these creatures fucked, man!
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I have one too, but this is the last one I'll give you this one
Thank you. Where is he? Do you have a d-fib? You have a d-fib?
No no no no.
I got him.
Oh yo, ink.
I got printer.
Printer cartridge.
Ink.
Oh good.
and
reprinting right now
Shit, we printed boys. Yeah, I'm gonna go look for stuff. I'll come with you
But we gotta be quiet dude this guy is insane
What is that beeper? Oh, you're baiting it. I see
Extraction
There's a paper jam. I gotta go fix it.
Damn fucking printer.
I mean, I gotta wait for this, I guess. This is the main mission we're doing. And then
we gotta insert the HD drive into the CCTV system. I'm not waiting around here for this.
fucking printer jammed again
and
I mean it's not 60% I might as well finish this printing thing.
Dude, it's so fast.
Okay, I think it just erred again.
almost at 90. It's here. It's here.
this jumps you're like in the bar for your car yeah not as bad though okay what's my
my next objective I have to check I need to get out of here but I'm getting camp I'm
I'm getting hardcore care.
Nah, he's chill, man. He's chill.
I think he just went for someone else.
Got him.
Okay, we got the research notes. It's fully done.
They found the help.
Is Salad alive? No, he's dead.
And I have no flashlight. That's the big problem.
I need a flashlight, I can see.
Fuck you, sir.
I think...
I don't know.
It looks like the boys have already been here.
If I could just have a damn flashlight.
up so cocoon it's really good here you're a salad salad has been dead like the entire game
I just, I can't fucking see anything.
You don't have anything on you?
I'm upping the brightness.
are they dead no they're still alive except salad I feel bad for salad man I
I mean we could restart
that's not what I'm talking about, I'm just going to go back to the room and I'm going
to go back to the room and I'm going to go back to the room and I'm going to go
You have main mission you got to do right here.
Primary, we've done the first one, I got to see Steve footage.
And then you have different ways of escaping.
So you have a panic room, you have a helicopter show, a snow truck.
It depends on the items you find.
He's here. He's here. He's here. I don't know if he's up or down, though, but he's here.
I can hear him.
Fuck that!
that wasn't salad's body now but I can find it
The monster is here.
Oh, yeah, he's here.
He's here.
I'm sorry.
Congrats, Tron.
Fuck you, let's go.
Fuck you let's go.
Hey you!
Come in here, come in here, come in here.
Bro, this is bullshit.
It's fine, it's fine.
I died outside of the Landoa Leopard Revives me and he says right follow me we come up
to this building and the fucking monster comes and kills me again.
Yeah I ran from the monster in here.
I agree.
We need a- where do you get the HDD drive?
I don't fucking type at life, am I?
Fucking stupid, am I?
Dude, I'm trying to figure out what the gimmick of this monster is, but I have no idea.
Yeah, I know this is a piece of shit, whatever it is.
He's super reactive to hearing, I think, like, to noise.
They didn't, uh...
Yo, oy, oy.
Someone here.
Did you have the lab card?
No, I have sex.
Yep. Is that him?
Nice, real nice.
Okay, someone had a key card, right?
You have what? Sex. Sex? Sex. Oh security, security. I also have slabs. Okay, that's in the basement.
I also got fuel canister. Nice. And a camera. It's in the basement.
Did you guys go to the oldest place while I was dead? I looted everything on this floor, not upstairs though.
Dude, I think this monster is going to show up any second.
We do, make it too.
You'll fuck the monster.
Dude, he will.
He reacts so hard to sound, I swear.
I have a camera. I might be able to camera him.
Let's try.
Oh, great.
And it's just, it's just...
Oh
Any key items no, no, just another
Oh music player sick
I'm not gonna go I have no flashlight and no battery
I can't think this place is clayed hollow.
Someone's going to die to the monster.
Yeah, it's just like utility stuff.
Yeah, we're not in the drawer stuff, right?
Oh, I think they're like on top of the drawers, yeah.
He's gonna get crabbed.
Fuck you!
Oh
Another music player
You you can lock double doors so the monster has to like break down the door, but they break it down super quick anyways
So good
Oh
No, but we should utilize those key cards security and labs
Oh my god!
You don't play dick, man.
Yeah, I can't do it.
Let's go to labs. I see.
Oh, we gotta go outside again.
Okay, we gotta be quiet.
Dude, he's gonna be out here, I swear.
Nah, he's a bitch.
You know what? I'll bait him with a music player.
here. Run.
Now it's over here.
I
The lab is down here, but is lepa here
What card did you have this you have labs okay we're cool
Watch out he's gonna aggro here dude he aggro so easily down here I swear
I don't think I'm going to be there.
Says the guy has been down four times.
Sorry, what was that?
We have the same score on boba.
But I can.
And I will.
I
Security
Yeah
One of them is going to get eaten any second just wait Zataneck thanks for the sub mar ready
thanks 30 mr. More like six very exciting what do you find here in the lab so don't
remember
I'm not sure
Tracker is pretty good. Oh, Tracker is here
All batteries here if someone needs I don't have a
Oh
Yo, it night. They said it's a head in a bro. They're generous. Thank you, man. Thank you
Welcome all new fellas fellas
Yeah, Martian. It's calm too, so banger, dude. I think the monster is here. I'm pretty
code for Edison? Not yet.
Fine.
Oh, finally.
Okay.
where do you find this HDD drive I don't remember where we got it last time I think
salad the last time did he remember where there's a flashlight yeah yeah oh
make it and I make it nice I also have a medkit I also have a we have it we have
like eight medkit charges then I just found 7713 yes yeah he's used it here
This there's a medkit here medkit medkit
Do you know the small test you can stall
Oh, are we done my not fucking broke it. I mean we just need like the HDD
Yeah, I guess you have to go to the other side of Dom's then.
Where did you find that last time, Salad?
We need a fire extinguisher.
Oh!
Oh, I see it.
You can start with that one.
You're on your own.
I'm pretty sure I'm on that one.
Are they going upstairs?
I don't know, what do you think?
I don't know.
I don't know where they went. They just disappeared.
I just saw somebody go upstairs, I think.
Well?
We need them.
Yeah, where do we go?
Maintenance? Have we been to maintenance?
No, but we need a key for that.
Oh, they need a key. Damn it.
Well, but where did you have a fire extinguisher earlier?
I could have sworn you'd grab one at the start.
You know where you left it? It's by the front.
Oh, it's by the printer?
Um, if we go upstairs, does that mean we go upstairs?
Yeah, I mean, that area is definitely upstairs.
It is.
I think it takes us right to it, actually.
Falling, she thinks, half a year.
We're here.
Dude, we haven't seen the monster in forever, which is a little bit worrying.
I'm just gonna hold him again.
Where is Salad?
I'll get something over there.
Is that Salad?
Do you have a Martian tractor?
Yeah.
Is that Salad?
Is he hiding?
Does it not show a separate monster and character?
No.
There's something right here.
Oh, Salad's in here!
Oh, he is?
No, he's not he's not wait if it's under isn't it on the stairway then
Isn't it on the stairs
Yeah, there's signs yeah exit recreate isn't it lodgings lodgings
Yeah, we should be able to
There's also fire and medical here.
I've already been from here.
Yeah.
I think we go...
Seriously?
Yeah, it's at the end. Yeah, he's right.
Salad there
All right, let's just take the exit from outside
Sure
There's multiple exits
But we have a map here there's a map here
What is on your left?
Loging A. Oh wait.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh we have fire, we have.
Dude this monster is being way too chill.
What's happening?
Right.
No lies.
Where did we need to go?
D I think.
This is A side.
The flash slide here.
The normal one?
Yeah, normal.
Do you think the monster is glitched?
I don't see anything you had to fire extinguisher.
out
is anyone dead? no, no one's dead
do you see it?
do you see it or isn't one of them?
I don't know, someone else is coming in
Can you turn off your F light?
Thank you. You can see now.
Thank you. It's outside the door.
No, I don't see any.
Can you see my thing if you stand next to me?
There's nothing out there.
I think it's fine.
Yeah, I see. Oh, yeah, I can see.
Is that me to the right? No.
Yeah, that was me. Yeah, okay, I think it's fine.
If the fire's out, they'll heal.
Hello.
Yeah, that can only be just one chain, that's...
Minus one chain.
Did you guys check the container not briefly not super like thorough I mean
I don't get where you find it's coming. It's coming. It's coming. Oh
I
There there there oh
Oh
We're good, dude as long as it's not loud it won't kill us. It's fine
It's actually super fine
It's not here.
That's salad or probably, I mean he was here.
It's like, okay, he's in the kitchen, it's fine, it's fine, we've got plenty of healing,
it's alright.
I see it. It's right there.
Where is it?
Is that it? Do you think that's it?
It's over there.
I see it on the thing. Is it it?
Or it's dist.
No, it's probably dist. He's in the canteen.
Nope, nope, it's both of them.
Oh, okay.
We're chilled. We're chilled. It's fine. It's not opening the door.
It's fine.
It's opening the door.
It's fine.
It's opening the door.
Nooo!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tch!
Pfft!
Ah! I see you two and Al.
Yesss!
I'm stuck. I'm also stuck behind the door.
Ha!
Did you see the tractor going to the locker? Or were you just hiding?
No, I was hiding and then I heard it run.
So, I was like, I'm gonna run to this,
but the moment I left the locker, it right came back.
we're three people down it does it does yeah it's it's hearing it kills you
with yeah well only left buzz alive right now and I'm stuck behind the
the work what up I'm stuck take it out yeah he should be around here yeah we
We have plenty of med- we have like eight med-kits so it's fine.
It's a kind of awesome take away, but I don't know what to get.
Like, IRL?
No, it's fucking game. You're causing a cause.
I don't know if you're roleplaying or not.
Like an art being.
You're just dead in your sorrows and take away.
Yeah, I had a lot of time to think about it and it was like 10 minutes and I was dead.
Yeah.
You.
Oh no.
Let's go.
This thing has insane hearing. It's crazy.
Alright. What's the plan?
Well, we need the HDD, right?
Maybe we have notes. There could be notes that hint at where it is.
It's probably like some stupid tech to play, it's all so good.
Some, yeah, some nerd plans with books.
I think it might say one of these to be honest right there's a corpse and
storage usually have not been so like yeah we haven't been to storage or the
warehouse we haven't been to where are they're fucking Christ yeah let's go
warehouse yeah when you're down boys are super quiet it's just a game design
He will not device
I have no idea okay warehouse over here
The warehouse
There's a body here.
Any headlights are up there's like nothing here
Very windy out there.
What's happening?
I'm just thinking of having them on walls.
You guys don't have the, in McDonald's, the El Moco chicken roll, chicken wrap.
I think we only have it in Sweden or something. It's so good.
I love the chain
No space
Yes
We you'd wiggin kebab though
What does that sound our key card, what is that sound is it the door?
I feel like there must be like hints of where these items are in the notes that you find
We have a bunch of notes but I don't know I try looking for them and they all seem fucking
useless
Yeah they're lore
Okay
Darn
We keep going now
We haven't been to research right?
No we haven't been to research.
Don't we need a card for that or?
No that's a lab house.
research is downstairs did you not need it I could have sworn research you needed
oh yeah it is we go we go right and left isn't this wait what this is can't
This is can't eat salad right the map. Yeah, the map is lying
Yeah, we did wait what the fuck
This shit wax
Recreational Center communications lodgings
Hello, can you hear me over wait over no one's going to be on the other side
Salad says he's dead in research.
Well, we haven't been here.
Oh, this is the lab-birth game.
Never played it.
Maybe here I can find the HDD or something.
Hey, you!
John blitz exit of 10 man thank you what the fuck was that someone running or is that
the monster?
That was creepy as hell.
Oh, yeah, someone was definitely running from the monster.
Hey, can you hear me?
Wiggle if you can hear me.
Oh, I'm in the recreational center leppa leppa leppa
I'm sorry.
Server access card.
Let's go.
I got to help my friends.
Where are they though?
I don't see them now.
Are they all dead? Oh fuck. Printer, okay.
That's communications? Fuck, I don't know where that is.
Which area is printer though? And I don't want to sprint.
I know how to get there if I can go outside.
Oh, it's around here I think.
Fuck that!
It hides behind corners!
Fuck that!
Yeah, it's GG's. I won't be able to get to them in time because this fucking area is a maze.
I can't find my fucking way back there. It's such a maze and the map is just fucking dank.
I'm just gonna run for it if I die I die.
I'm just fucking outside again.
Wait!
Guys!
Printer!
Here!
I don't know if this is dead, but thanks mate.
dude it's a fucking maze out there Jesus
I found the lab access card or whatever
server access card we could just ditch
maybe I don't know we leave like can we
just take anything yeah oh yeah I I saw
I give it good as monster by the way
it's fucking freaky oh yeah he hides
behind the corners and waits for you
You can see his hand stick out.
Oh.
Yeah, it's super crazy.
Um, yeah, I mean, let's go to the server, I guess, and just...
Maybe we'll find a D-Shift there?
Yeah, or H2D drive.
But then we got out, let's see, server room labs.
I don't know where the fuck we're going.
This place is such a maze.
It is.
But we go down here.
labs is down here oh yeah do we have more men do you have med kits I have a
one on mine they might have some more a camera seems useless yeah I don't get the
camera. Oh, this is a three. I have a three.
It fucking stents on you, dude. Oh my God. There was no sound effect or
anything. He just sneaks. I just heard like some moisty steps, but it was
way too late. Oh, this monster is so freaky, dude. It's so freaky.
Did he make it in here?
He knows where I am.
No, I mean, like, you don't hear the music out of straight.
th
go downstairs yeah the fact that it just
sneaks on you you won't even hear
anything yeah I'm your sugar no I heard
like steps behind me but the moment I
turn he was right there moist oh yeah
Yeah, nice.
Lab over here.
of
the
one of the
server must be a map right
I'm stuck. I can't move. I was stuck in the fucking drawer. I tried crawling and moving
backwards but I'm stuck here. Fuck. Step monster. We are about to have words. It's so over.
Dude, this monster is freaky as hell, man.
We are about to have words.
Listen, guys, first of all, the Trafficker is not a second disk.
You are back.
Never enter, never again.
Also, guys, guys, one more thing.
You were on the floor in the room where you
needed to use the server access card.
Wait, where do you use it?
you get the printer ink oh it's in that room oh yeah the server room is there
true yeah there's two rooms yeah you need to act it's like a it's like a gimmick
you need to activate one PC then you have two minutes to activate right yeah
security ah okay that's all that's for the security okay
wait just one just one I saw that isn't even ready he's not here he's wondering
Okay, I'm going we're playing
Here
Oh
Let's go we got a win dude, we got a win
I love this shit this shit this game is good man. This is a good lab game. I really like it
John Blitz takes 10 amazingly average rate. Thanks 49
I hope we get that monster again.
That monster is so freaky.
It's way scarier than the dog.
Is there a third monster too?
So we've seen two monsters.
We've seen the dog and we've seen stealth guy.
It's like I'm... it's like I'm yellow.
Yellow war instead of like a really strong game.
Oh.
Oh!
This is maintenance!
Yeah, this is maintenance, right.
I'm gonna look at the door.
This is where I'm gonna start.
Yes?
What?
I'm going up.
Yeah, I'm going up.
This is where the server room was.
Oh, god.
I have one of the audio engineers in my shop.
Audio engineers.
Yeah, for the game.
Oh, sick.
Ask him why the voices are so low when you're down.
ok
where's my skin
dog, dog, dog, dog, dog
hey you
you think salad died?
probably
right
I forgot the dog mimics voice is right
the dog mimics what you say chat it's fucking freaky I mean it seems all right
right no it's coming it's coming
So the doors, the dogs mimics what you say, even when you're dead and stuff, it's very
freaky.
Oh jeez!
Oh, you fucking hell dude!
I think I heard this, but I think it's dog.
Yeah, it's dog.
We ran into the dog.
Okay.
So it's...
I think I heard this but I think it's dog. Yeah, it's dog. We ran into the dog
Yeah, I wanted to get into like the server room or whatever
you hear that?
You hear that?
I
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh...
Oh, man.
Trap Black takes that for a year.
I don't think he had dead, by the way.
It was waiting. It was going for me.
The fuck?
Shhh!
Tss!
You have a make-up!
Goddamn you!
Oh shit!
Fuck you!
Do you have a medkit?
Me neither.
It looks like the light is here from some dead-fucked day life fucking new light.
I found one in server room before, didn't I?
Let me check.
Is there any fires around?
I have extinguisher.
I couldn't see any.
Oh, I've got a fucking huge wash light.
Look at this.
I'm doing the printing section again someone's got to do it
What is this small test suit for?
might just be something I used to throw.
I think it's here, I think it's here.
Listen for the voicemail, McNair.
Hey, you!
I hear a let bob, but I don't think it's him, I think it's the dog.
I'm not going to type button game chat, hell no.
Oh
Oh dude his sound is so stressful
You're gonna come in here now I think pretty sure it will.
I do get goosebumps when I get chased sometimes, yeah.
I'm almost done with the printing.
This is the main objective right here, research notes, there we go, got it, that's done.
Now we've got to recover the samples here, find samples in the labs and collect them.
For that one you need the lab key.
It might be that that's what the test tubes are for, yeah, it could be.
All right, let's go.
I
I want to get out of here.
It's coming back.
It's not coming back.
Where the fuck am I?
Wait, how the fuck am I back here again?
I'm literally back to the locker, it's right there.
I just went around the building and came... I didn't even know there was an exit here!
Should be test tubes down there if we need them.
of
and
after me. Oh good. We're chillin. We're chillin.
So we are... We need to find the samples and collect them.
It's here.
You look into the sample.
It's in the cryo storage. We gotta look for the key card.
Oh, okay.
Dammit.
I'm not sure.
Is this where the samples are? No.
Penguin.
This is where you need the code.
Biochemical lab.
have the code no it's me I'm standing here wait something came in behind us
into the lab why is it coming closer why is it over there there is another
entrance to the lab over there dude dude it's in advance it's gonna be wait what
it's above yeah it could be above it could be we need to find the code for the
room right it's it's it should be on a tablet somewhere right
It's coming! It's coming!
Coming where? Where? Where is it coming? Which way?
You're the one with a damn tracker! Which way? I don't know where to go.
and
it's going to come back
I'm Cam dude!
I have it still over there. Yeah, it's camping the shit out of me
Yeah, we need to be really quiet
What does the samples look like?
What?
The samples.
What do they look like?
Oh, I think this is where we find the card.
I'll show you what the sample is.
Okay, I'll go for the card.
All right.
Oh, here.
You find the card?
Yo, you dropped your, uh... Wait, there's another motion sensor?
Why don't I have a coffee cup?
Leppers?
Did you have two motion sensors?
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay, so check it out.
Yeah.
The cart?
You just use here?
Yeah.
Oh.
And you can just discard it.
And then, there's a puzzle.
Right here.
Do the puzzle.
Puzzle!
I got it. I got an achievement.
Okay, take it out.
Oh!
We're not.
Yeah, what, what? Oh, I thought you said it was a monster.
So the server card, we open the upstairs one by the printer, but I don't know where
the fucking downstairs server server in this oh I don't know if Salad found it
looking for it damn the thing is it just says escape so yeah we just got
escaped now that's it look the panic room using a laptop from the security
room so we just got into the sex yeah we don't have the key though do we
Isn't this the gate we need the USB hardware key?
Oh, I have a snow truck key.
I think it's over there.
I think it's coming.
Yeah, let's go.
So we're looking for security or what?
What do we have? A security card? No. Server is here. Server. Okay, so where do we...
Unlock panic room giving laptop insecurity.
Yeah, it's gotta be...
This is not security though. Where is security?
Security's on the bottom floor as well.
Right.
Damn.
I like how we have two sensors and it still ambushes us.
Oh, they're both bleeding out by the way.
Oh, shit.
This is server room still.
Yeah, upstairs server room.
Maintenance open.
Saliv is down near maintenance.
He has to be in the minus.
Well, they're downstairs, we know that much.
Yeah, that's not me.
Go down, go down.
Great.
What?
Oh, shh.
Shh.
Let's belong.
this locker is the best dude is the best shit the thing is they're both
bleeding out we got to like run for it though I don't have a medkit so but I
guess they do. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's a so you know. It's here, it's here, it's here. We, we need to get them
before they bleed out. We can't stall.
Just so you know, the beeper makes a sound. What do you have at all? Beeper makes a
sound when you have yeah I like do you have it oh where do you go there's three
bits
where do you go
Where did he go?
Well, I'm not sure anyone's been here. There could be a card here.
I don't know if they're dead. They're bleeding out still.
Where are they?
We're outside server room. The downstairs one. We were just there.
Oh wait, that was a spider.
It wasn't the dog, I think.
That was a spider.
Fuck, we gotta get to him.
Ah shi-
Hell of a bitch that-
I- I gotta y'all-
And then I drop my flash ass!
I can't see shit now.
I'm trying to find them.
There's someone up here.
Where's the way up? I- I can't.
Where's the way up? I- I'm gonna die.
I can't see anything. I can't move. I can't see. Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm unironically dead.
I have no idea where I am. I can't see anything.
It's over.
Like, where's the entrance? Where's the fucking entrance?
I was in the room server part I just picked it up I died anymore, right?
I have the fuse to the car because I lost my flat I couldn't see it
They have no idea where I am either
But I am inside
But I'm dead inside though, that's the thing.
I still have one secret.
Oh, you have one? I don't know where it is.
For all of us.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
So you maintenance is here.
So this is good.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blast!
Salam.
They're never gonna find me.
The thing is I lay in an area where if you run across it's easy to find me because I lay in a straight hallway
But they're never gonna know which hallway it is
But the thing is because they know that I died to frozen this they think I died outside
But I didn't
I'm dead inside
or has these open so I don't think they'll find me
Jocker makes 87 oh four seven five nine
It's a four seven five nine. Yeah, you got at least we know now
Frozen insta kills
Oh
Do be an insta kill
Maro thanks to the fourth 10 scarves 10 and joclic
That's space the space or co-op game. Oh, you mean all that one's awesome. You mean
Species unknown yes, thank you
It's fun to see from this angle now.
He's so close.
Xebus?
Oh, action RPG.
Oh, sci-fi action RPG.
action rpg oh sci-fi action rpg it'll be cool to be
Yeah, I don't think they'll ever find me.
They should just ditch to be honest.
they won't find me because they think I'm dead outside
I did that this way and I had like a little VR horror, I played like three different VR
games
they got the next fifty six all
another lads they will be cool they should really just escape that's what I'm saying
Hold up.
I'm gonna go get some wool, huh?
Hey, you.
I'm just getting more aggressive.
I think Duncan shook my ass.
I'm in here.
Where the fuck are we going?
There's a bad guy that's fucking shit.
Stairs?
We need to go outside.
Right.
Dude, Ella didn't even fucking say anything.
Well, I guess he just froze, so I couldn't.
Yeah, he just did his to die at the freeze.
You sent me up the fields?
Yeah.
I guess we just gotta wish he died near the lights, he must have died over by the canal
I think that that place is so fucking confusing. Yeah, that's kinda correct kind of
But I didn't die outside that's the problem. Yeah, I don't know where the fuck is I died indoors
Where we were sound
I am in the hallway. I wish I could type to them.
Not through a stream thus cheating.
It's the part of the 6 years in KELTA, the x56.
You can't text them from death, only when you're bleeding out.
need to go to the entrance where is like two stairways up and then through a
container then they get right to my corpse I really don't see them fighting
my body at all they should just try to find an exit and ditch
No, that's why I said it was cheating to them.
I'm always lepa.
The true ED fuel canister.
Oh, nice.
We didn't even have time.
Where is the fuel?
Up in the hill.
What do you want?
Throw me the air.
No.
Oh.
They're not going to find me.
They're not gonna find me. They ain't doing it. There's zero chance
Okay, he's actually there
kind of let's see no no it's not this is the building I was looking for but it's
not there it's not there this is not the one no it's the opposite side of this
building that's where I am I did die closer to stairs yeah but it's a
different entrance. It's not here.
Oh, hello.
Oh.
Kind of.
There could be a key card in here, but I don't.
No, there's no progression. They don't lose anything if they don't risk me.
They could just leave. No, wait, they can't.
Two of them can just leave, I think.
There's the snow truck.
Wait! Oh, he's here! He's here! I'm actually up there, I think.
Yeah, if he finds his way up there, he'll find me.
Yes! And then left! Left! No! Left!
Yes! And then left again! Through the container!
Nooooooo!
I might fucking die.
die yes exactly through the container straightforward straightforward and then
to the right in there is where I'm dead
there I am
Oh
Can't smell you outside who gives up. Oh
Thank you, salad. Oh
You gotta do is run outside. I just did that and it was like it immediately really
Yeah, so when you freeze to death you instantly and yeah you almost died the
exact same way I did salad. Yeah.
Yo, can you guys go check accommodations? Is that I think we haven't been there this
run? I'm pretty sure. I just checked an entire line. Oh that must have been. What exit are we
focusing on okay I de-icer though what
about the iser the iser was in the like
the dorms last time yeah we could also
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah do it. Okay. Let's do it. Where did we go?
Listen, do you want this sensor? I'm bad at using them
Don't remember
From what place it's like a
It's like the shittiest piece of chicken you've ever seen and some watery fucking coleslaw
like a drip all over my pumps and I stained them.
Eww.
I got some susie stains on my pumps now.
This has definitely been looted.
They've been here.
Yeah.
So, we should ditch, we should try to find the dorms.
That's where the ice thing was last time, the icer.
Yeah, uh, I'll go up last now.
There could be a medkit here, I have no medkit.
Okay, you.
Hmm.
Okay.
Nothing.
Or?
No, nothing.
Okay.
Nothing here, nothing here, thank you for rescuing me, I don't want to die, my god.
Yeah, I don't suppose to be here somewhere sure
Yeah, where the hell's the dog oh here's here we got dorms
I
Know I just solid should have been here I don't think so
and
java medkit
no
fuck
are we in dorms
B?
We're in B.
That fucking dog is stupid.
Stupid.
What does a de-icer look like?
Uh, I think a big fucking...
...is a big item, you see it?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, the fucking...
You said there was the dog.
You walk into a room and it's in front of the mess.
Yeah.
Yeah, so...
Oh, hold on.
Are you sure that's him?
Oh, okay.
it's a hard knock life for us
I'm trying to find his D in Israe.
Where's the de-icer?
Okay, um, well we've looked here, it's not here.
Yeah, I mean, can I even explore most of downstairs, probably.
That's true, I mean, have we been- yeah, warehouse we've been in.
What about maintenance? You guys did maintenance here, right?
I think we did a lot of maintenance, but the dog was counting more.
Ah.
Because he's a massive piece of shit.
massive kong. Yeah.
Uh, what about recreation? Did we?
That's the other thing.
Yeah, I don't think recreation. I can't say recreation.
Is that outside? Oh, um, I think, okay.
is why not the map lies to you so yeah the map is ass
dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
I ran into a dead end and I thought he was close so I could have just ran
Well Slad doesn't have a medkit.
I like how I have the music on too.
I panic clicked it.
On a Skyrim garden would have worked.
It would have worked, all right?
Crawling in my skin.
These wounds they will not heal.
Did I do a scarring play through?
Yeah, I did.
A fisting one.
I didn't use any weapons.
Only my fists.
So this is a bad end, good to know.
Where am I? I actually have no idea.
I actually don't know.
I'm checking for a sign.
The goal to win.
We've done the main objective.
We just got to fix the escape, the helicopter.
why
did i ran into dead end i would have been fine if i just kept running but
it's looking guys screams documents
i got security card you guys know
Okay, it's down still as a security base.
We've come this far.
It's here.
Is there security down there?
Yeah, yeah, down here, yeah.
Got the doors mixed up.
Ow.
Unlock the laptop. Unlock, we can unlock-
Yeah, USP.
Ah, okay, that's the panic room.
It's all the people in Python for full-fingescape, bro.
Yeah.
My God.
It's so hard to find a good thing. I looked through the entire conference to be sure.
some some things in the vents some things in the vents
well I can turn on music player and we can lead security if you want yeah
distracted yeah okay what's the next option we're silent hopefully it's not
just on there hopefully not all right
I don't know, I don't know, I'm not okay.
We need the Icer and Bolt Cutter.
Yeah, I just don't know where to look anymore.
Solid found a medkit, that's good.
Anything here?
Is there anything like...
Is there anything, uh...
that we can still unlock?
Potentially.
Uh...
Yeah, good question.
Hmm.
I was down here earlier.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm really...
We've never won a run. We could have? Yes, last night, but we all died instead.
I
Know I ain't offers it's fine
I don't know we did we found the deisering the dorms last time, but we've already checked that
Yeah, that's why I was checking the doors again, I'm pretty sure I checked everything.
What about maintenance?
Salad said you guys got camped at maintenance and you didn't check everything.
Um, yeah, maybe.
That should be here, that should be over here.
Maintenance is through this hole to the right.
It's over here.
Yeah, it's here, here.
Okay.
scan this thoroughly I mean the bolt cutters has to be here right
I wish you could turn on the lights or something.
I feel like the bull cutters really would oh I got him I got him oh my god
maintenance access card is here too but do we need that oh no because that's what
we needed to get in here right we just think the fucking de-icer now dude yeah
Yeah, I mean this card should have been the one that we used in here
We just need the icer and we're good, but where the hell do you find that shit?
Yeah, that's not me that's not me
I
Heard my own voice
And no one's a farts
It did
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Hey, you...
That's Excel 6.5.
Thank you.
Right in here?
Yeah.
I got you booted.
I got you, Bude.
Thank you.
Dr. Bude?
Some likely say it was in the cardio, and I walked slightly inside you, you get fucking
slapped.
Don't worry, I gave NBM nine, so thank you.
At least when you're down, the enemy doesn't go after you.
Yeah.
You can just crawl to people.
There's no way the de-icer is in this area, right?
That's fucking bullshit!
That's bullshit.
I literally made no sound at all.
Come on.
Yeah, I guess it smelled me.
I should have used the music player and thrown it.
I was thinking about it.
I don't know if if salad is like is he in the locker? He probably is right
You know, I've been very able to sleep well, and I'm just chilling.
Yeah, this dog sucks.
It's like you can't leave the locker because you need the locker to fucking make sounds.
Yep.
It's like you're just gonna fucking permanently stuck.
I was hiding behind the truck and I was just crown shape making no sound at all.
It went in, left, and then it came back, walked right into me. I don't know.
Yeah.
Can you turn the flashlight off?
No, I didn't do anything.
It's coming. It's coming.
You prefer the dog for the stalker? No, the stalker is so much better. Even though this
guy mimics, which is fun. But the stalker is so scary. He's so scary.
Yeah.
Well, no.
Fuck.
There's no way that's.
Yeah.
you die hey you oh it just got me yeah it was in maintenance like all the time
wait what I was trying to get out of maintenance and it just ran me down
it's so annoying how it just like camps you like if you own a locker you just
you can't read the locker cuz they just can't even hear it yeah yeah unless
there's like a way to slowly open the locker or something about I don't think
I think you make less noise going into the locker if you're proud oh really
Bottom right
Like
One day man, it's so stuff funny like the de-icer like come on
Yeah, it's monster
He's already watched it so well though Oh my god
The rhythm god
Ah
Shit sucks imagine playing this game. Oh, is it hell insane whatever
Oh my god.
Yeah.
You know what?
There is a shit.
When we just loaded in, it was like, you can find med chips in the base.
And it's like, you can't bring them with you.
Oh yeah.
Maybe it's because we're on hard, and you don't get the same stuff.
I don't get it.
What?
What if it's like a place where you have to hook them?
Maybe.
Like in a truck or something?
Yeah.
Maybe like a place where you can put them on.
I
Do it yeah
This is so bad
I just
You gotta be like, relaxed when you're playing this, otherwise you like, double click and
then you're fucked.
This, yeah, when you tense up, that's when you do like a dumbass double click.
I was like how the fuck did the previous one not kill me, but this one did. It was so far away
The hitbox makes no sense in this one
Well this flappy bird, I don't know why flappy bird got so popular, but that goes for a lot of things I guess
Oh, I almost had it and then you came in and talk oh
Oh, salad! Salad! Oh my god, what have I had here?
You're not like, swell.
what do you mean look at that I'm not even close to the doll
It's so bad this game. Yeah, right?
Thanks for the five. Thank you.
Thanks, dad. I had a lot of... This is for all the new fellas. Watch this.
Like, you can touch the bottom part of the log, but if you get even close to
the top part is instagame over. I literally touched the log a few times this run on the
bottom and I never died. But the moment you get like one fucking pixel too close. World
RECORD!
Whoa, we got 33.
You know what? I wasn't in the middle of it, so I can't see it.
I can't see it, so the map...
I'd be not the one one.
I don't even know what to try.
There's a round to go.
Oh, let's speedrun this time.
You know what to do now.
Are we speedrunning one?
Yeah, I'm gonna speedrun.
I'm starting one then.
it's gonna be short we're gonna fucking speed run this one we're gonna speed on
the shit out of this one
Minka, go walk the dog!
It's speedrunning time!
I'm gonna go printer. I've done it the last two missions
I think it does. I've never really seen something like that.
Really?
On a loading screen, yeah.
Really? Okay, wow.
Maybe I'm tripping, I'm not sure.
This is a monster we haven't really fought before. It's the big guy.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
That was like the Jurassic Park scene
I wonder what this guy's gimmick is. I mean he's fast and strong as fuck obviously.
Oh, can he throw stuff to knock you down?
Oh, is that what happened to me up there?
He threw something at me.
Thank you, he's here run run
Wait what how are you dead up there when he was he's been down here the entire time
How are you dead
No
Oh, you died, you died there?
Oh, I thought you ran down the stairs and survived.
Oh.
I just, I mashed the key bind and I ran down and then I hid in the bathroom and I died anyways.
Yeah he threw something at me so I tripped and I have to mash F.
Oh that's smart.
Yeah.
Oh that's why I saw them.
There's a little pipe outside.
What would be in there?
Oh.
Well salad is up printing shit.
We gotta find stuff for the escape yeah.
I can't wait for the dorms.
Yeah let's go dorms.
takes a while to loot so if we all go there we could get over with fast.
You guys have any med kits?
No I got nothing, like actually zero.
Yeah man, no it's okay, let me see.
We literally just ran out of stairs.
It's gonna happen again, isn't it?
It is, watch this.
Well?
See, here's the metal pipe.
I didn't see it.
Yeah, some more biking, oh sorry, some more biking, oh fuck yeah, is that for security?
Yeah, yeah, nice.
Yeah, I think it's better just to like, I mean, if you know what I mean, you know,
Like I mean if you need like a
Salad also has a security card
There's a lighter here. Oh nice. Yeah, I could use that. Thank you
You can't open the lower doors it doesn't let you
Yeah, he's printing and we got to collect samples.
to go upstairs. Yeah, let's go upstairs too.
Hey, you.
Do you need lighter fluid?
I'll drop a lighter fluid here, in case you want to refill.
Cartex-11, Mike, thanks, 32.
The lower door, if you just, you can't open in this.
This?
Is that you?
Dude, how many... how many... how much lighter fluid do I need?
I just drink some young time to get spider
I think I'm going to be a little bit more excited.
All right.
I think we checked, we don't have fire extinguisher though, so we can't go through the.
hahahaha
it makes you drop your lighter too
yeah
Items are randomized, yeah.
carbonated water I'm drinking
I'm just getting camped. I can't fucking do anything. Yes
He's gonna come back up here again now. I literally I have to sit here for at least like two minutes
So he can walk it far enough away
Yeah, others can loot, it's true.
Now then, can I leave?
Don't remember, Inkfish. I gotta re-watch the thing.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, server's right here dude.
Server card.
Wait, what?
Where?
Oh, there!
Nice!
Hey, you!
Ditch this.
Oh, do you want to go do sir?
Yeah, let's see, we've got to serve her, yeah.
I mean, what about main primary?
That's good, because that's what we need.
Yeah, I think we have everything for the pentagram now.
Possibly, yeah.
I think we need to find the server room now.
Server room was next to the printer area, so we gotta get there.
I think we just gotta go back.
Yeah, probably better to go outside.
Which direction is it?
That's a good question.
Ah, the kennel.
This takes us to the server room.
I can go here and do the server stuff.
Server room to the right.
I'm starting to learn this damn map.
Also, there's a medkit here.
Yeah, I could rest this now.
I'm just going to pop this server thing here.
Yes! I got you buddy!
He was outside in the snow. I ran past them.
I tried hiding in the toilet but...
Yeah...
So what we need now is lab card, right? And then we're good.
Yeah, I think so well because we have security so we could do the panic room
but we because we have USP hardware key and we have server yeah I don't know if
we have a security let me have everything for the helicopter he says
oh wait no because Salad also said security key outside the room so we
could do we have both I guess yeah but I mean I'm down for the helicopter yeah as
well helicopter must fit all of everyone right I guess he has both
cutters and fuel and the eyes yeah he said he has everything I guess so
We have two exits at least.
I'm gonna go through here.
A minute's over here to the right.
Here.
Now we're back in server room.
Server room's here.
I haven't done anything.
Yeah, I opened it.
so we have this here but then you got to run downstairs and activate the other
one right yeah so it's two minutes and then we gotta go downstairs here
I
I'm going to get out of here.
Central coffee, like 68, dude.
He's going to camp?
I don't care.
Can we not restart this immediately? I'm running down.
She's fucking kidding me.
I got him with me guys, don't worry.
Whoa my gun, it can get into the vent.
oh it comes it can't vent it can't event
it can't event dude it's too big
where's the servers down here
fuck you know it's so
locker room? no?
I don't know which part is servers here is it in the labs?
we got a win man we got a win
Would you be serious?
Man, what is this?
are you what why is there so many dead ends in the vents and it turns the other way that's
okay
you
don't worry
i got you
yeah he can't enter the venue
yeah i have server access but i don't know where the i think they're in the
I
Got calm out there
You got two minutes yeah in here, yeah
Yeah, he can't come in vents I actually hidden here from him
He just looks in and screams at you
Wait, should someone stay down there
No, he's just been at it.
Okay.
Is this the right way?
Yeah, we can go this way.
Okay.
We're gonna read the search, yeah.
It's getting so late.
We're never going to escape.
It's so over.
We don't even have a lab card, do we?
I don't think we do.
Yeah, panic room.
Yo, what up?
Oh Jesus, fuck.
Boy, so what's the game plan now?
I think it's gonna be something fun and a little update.
Yeah, it is, right?
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, we can open the panic room now.
I like how he says it is.
We have fails to mention.
Yeah, I have one.
Uh, yeah, I do that.
I hacked the...
All we have to do is open it.
down. I have no med kit. There is a vent in security here. Yeah.
I don't know what to do with it.
Where is it?
That's the big one right outside the security room. That has to be it.
Oh, yeah.
The big door. Yeah.
I don't know, I just see ass.
I mean we need to find the, if you find the lab key card we're done.
What do we need lab card for?
Main objective.
Can we just open the program or do we need labs to do that?
We need to get labs to finish the lab yet, because we need labs to do that.
Now we gotta search for the lab key card which could be anywhere
Yeah, I think so. Have we been down here?
No, have we been to maintenance? That's a good question.
No, don't think so. I don't think we've been to any of those unless let by just scour them
I don't remember I'm just running and now we're here yeah we can
I don't know if that would be the best way to do it.
Here's the helicopter.
And the warehouse is over here, isn't it?
There should be heat over here.
We're going inside and heat ourselves.
Let's see.
Logies, communications, exit, fire, recreational.
Oh wait, we're just back.
Can we go past the dorms to get to...
Warehouse?
I mean there is an outdoor scheme to Warehouse.
I just don't remember if it's over here.
I think it's over here.
Now we're here.
If you go past this, you get to the warehouse, I think.
Yeah, this is Warehouse.
But someone's already been here.
Oh, I think so, I got it.
Yeah, I think so.
Fucking hope so.
In before Chopper can take two and Panic Room can take two.
But for Panic Room we just have to go there and activate, right?
I feel like Panic Room's gotta be more than 2.
I feel like Chopper's gotta be more than 2 also.
Yeah.
We meet at labs.
Should we go back outside again?
Can we get to latch here?
I'm not sure we can.
Unless, canteen?
Well, doesn't the canteen, if we go through there?
Yeah, I'm just not sure, because there's fire right from here.
McCanteen's over here.
Oh, yeah, that's where we found the server card.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure I hear the monster as well.
I hear him, too.
Let's get out of here.
Just exit the arms.
Yeah, we go out here.
He's hunting us, for sure.
and then from here where
women are actually waiting for the first time
no no suplex hour
no
I think this is good, right?
I think it's good, yeah.
And he should be behind us if we just run down.
Yeah, this is good.
Let's see.
Is it over?
OK, now we're here.
We should run into labs eventually.
We're at warehouse now.
Oh, hi.
Where's Labs?
To the Labs.
Into the vent.
I don't know, but not in the vent, that's for sure.
Does he not know?
No, he knows.
I don't think he does.
Do you see him?
We should get Labs done if we can.
Right.
Yeah, should be isn't this the two dead ends yeah
No Mika thanks 41 we're winning for the first time
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, this is labs. This is labs right here right here
So we need the code okay the code doesn't show here
We need a code
7681
Wait, we just need to escape now.
What?
Two minutes?
Duda!
I'm here!
Hold the fucking door, he's coming!
Where is my paw?
oh my god
where is my ball?
Oh my god.
It's fine, it's okay.
We're inside the room, right?
We're fine.
This is here.
the door he's fine yeah the monster left wait did we win
it's so how do we win down here what's the point of this
That was close, Ramioli!
That's gotta be near with us!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
Wait, we're stuck in here with him!
I'm gonna stay down here and talk to him!
We're stuck in here with him!
He's stuck.
No, wait, no!
He walks through the door!
He's glitched!
He walks through the door!
This is so scuff.
Come on, give us some food!
He's stuck.
No, wait, no!
He walks through the door!
He's glitched!
Okay, so the- oh, here it comes with a stick!
It's so over.
Just leave the locker and close the door, hope he doesn't see you.
Oh shit, there he comes!
Oh, he's so scuffed.
Oh, yeah.
No, he can't.
No, he wasn't trapped. He walked through the security door.
Oh, yeah.
We were short. Yeah. Yeah. He just walks right through it. Yeah. Oh
Amazing
as he was like, what was he gonna get, I guess, I don't know.
Yeah.
He's gonna take him to Helicopter.
Yeah, I should.
So the one who said, let's go through here,
well, I mean, I wanted to go without a line,
leaving behind.
But you guys were like, you know what,
you know what, you know what, you know what?
Now, you're kidding.
Oh, my God.
I gotta go.
I gotta go walk the dog.
Yeah.
Thank you guys for the games.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Next time surely
Let me see this throw on leppa that was awesome
That was amazing
Where is leppa?
It wasn't here. No, was it here? No, I don't think so
That's just me dying. It doesn't throw on leppa here. No
this is where he throws on leppa
wait did we win
dude it's like a hit marker sound listen for the hit marker sound
man fucking dies dude oh my god
dude that's awesome oh that is so awesome the sound effect does everything
okay chat I'm going I'm out thanks for watching I'll be back tomorrow how many
really plan what to do tomorrow, but there is always games.
I'll see you tomorrow. I got to go outside. Appreciate you all.
Appreciate the lads. Go check out the lads. You have a golden
group right there. See you tomorrow. Appreciate you all. Bye
bye.
I love you guys.
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