I
It's time for inscription!
Oh wait, no, it was vampire mansion with 100% speedruns.
Oh wait, no, it was ruin nurse!
Right.
Oh wait, it was age of barbarians.
Right.
I did buy inscription though.
Then I looked at the Agent Barbarian trailer and I was like, nah, this is tight.
What better way to celebrate Mr. Jesus than slaying some demons in the no armor?
I don't know.
This game, I can't tell you the game. I don't know. We'll see. Now, I really felt, I was
very undecisive. I was going to do the script and I was like, I just want to beat him up.
When I looked at the reviews for Barbera and I'm like,
ah, people are complaining about it.
Maybe it's bad.
But then I looked into the reviews
and it's mostly just people who funded the game
on Patreon or whatever,
and they didn't get the same nudity that was promised.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
That seems to be mostly the complaints.
I played the first age of barbarian. It was a beggar. It was fun, man.
I actually have a hundred percent in that game.
What the hell?
Holy shit.
Look at this.
26 out of 26 in five and a half hours.
Banger. Banger.
I read some drama, this game had some 16s and devs elated them in one of the early access versions and now Coombs are mad.
Apparently, yeah. I don't know.
But we just got the sequel to this a few days ago, Chronicles, yep.
Banger, it actually has less achievements than the first game.
And this is the extended cut.
Now this game, um...
Frequent nudity or sexual content.
I mean, nothing's gonna be worse than fear and hunger.
So I don't think that it'll be a twitch vacation
Highly doubt it
Yeah, yeah, Cosmic doesn't mean anything
I don't see that I saw yeah, I saw it. I saw it. I don't want to see a trailer. I know what it is. It could be cool
Category doesn't actually mean anything canvas they take like some public some library they get their categories from
So there can be adult only rated games that are not allowed still have a category
Unless they changed it
But that up hanging don't an extreme taint close-ups. Yeah, surely surely
really. You think Happy Easter. Yeah, we'll see. I first game was good, man. I even got
100% kill the spider god.
Yeah.
Ah.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Wuthering waves win?
Nah, my gacha arc is over.
I uh, I uninstalled where it wins me.
Kind of waiting for them to add the fist weapon, but even then we'll see.
see it's so over how long will I be stalling not much longer two minutes or
until 4 p.m. in one minute or with me it's not even gotcha yeah not really not
really it doesn't feel like it at least not that I've actually played any
Gotcha like that. I think
Warwind's meat is a great game brings itself toxicity. It's very good
You're waiting for where was with Xbox release dude, I tried playing it on ps5 and it runs so mega ass
Wait, Grand Blue Fantasies? I gotcha? Mostly negative.
Oh
Epic makes 92 pretty old 93 rattles like seven Jim makes 97
software 91 Galbert makes a 91 cost so many 90
Well, two 91s and two 97s cost must 68 and Tennessee takes four
Replaced yeah, that comes out this month, right? I might be gone on the day it releases
This is like a 14th. Yeah. I might be gone. Either the 14th or the 15th it depends.
But we'll see.
No, we haven't planned any lads. Let me double triple check. But is Samson tomorrow?
You know, Samson was later, wasn't it?
8th of April, yeah.
I gotta give this game a shot, see if it's good.
Well, play it on. Is it Wednesday, yeah?
It could be good man, who knows.
Nice, it kept telling you.
Hey, it's over 4pm. I'm firing up this banger. Well hopefully it's a banger.
I guess you play with controller, I'm just gonna play it in.
We'll see how this game is. First one was fun.
One of the few games I got a hundred percent in yeah, it's a fifth time I mentioned it this stream I think hey Yoshi
Lynn the things I said man those who Nate or thanks in nine. It's all good
And a couple of x93 note no lads are planned today at least no lads are planned
Let's see here
Uh, Hydro, I think it's 49.
Slay the Spire 2 with Ladswim.
You can co-op Slay the Spire 2.
I think Slay the Spire is the only deck builder I've ever played.
You can four people co-op it?
What?
How does that work?
Eat your body.
Jesus!
That was fucking loud.
Yeah!
Age of Marbarians!
of barbarians you all play at the same time and the monsters attack everyone
and monsters of balance hd let's go dude no set things menu you know it's gonna
to be fucking me it's gonna be peaked in this game
not a shadows 80 Hicks suffix 9 to Spartak 74 out yeah I was loud storm
makes the 50 man I did 100% the first stage of my very in yeah single player
Oh, um, well I can play Southern the Barbarian King, or I can play Yana, the warrior oracle.
She seems to have a lot of armor there, yeah.
The King of Skaram, winner of the fierce games of Ishkaal, by which he won the hand
of the beautiful Yana. Is an imposing barbarian from Elinia, Joferus Warias from the north,
known as Hul Slauker. Okay. And then we have Yana the warrior oracle, the Queen of Skaram,
blessed by the mother goddess, is a woman of extraordinary beauty and thou with mystical
powers, which made her famous around Atlan as the oracle. Hmm, okay. That Lizard thinks
the 105 she's more armor than the guy yeah actually she does yeah she does I
mean the first game you play as barbarian guy right so it's only natural
that we play not the barbarian guy I think so I think that makes sense I mean
you don't you don't play as this guy I'm pretty sure it's a different guy but
still it's like the same kind of you know but this could bring some interesting new
gameplay mechanics and stuff so I say we'll go with yana okay
one million years ago damn a million earth is only six thousand years old when
When two moons were still visible in the sky, there was a land named Atlan.
Here stood the jeweled city of Scar-Am.
When Sordax, the usurper, was driven away, his masterless army turned to looting, destroying
Scar-Am.
No!
Not Scar-Am!
And Yana, the rightful rulers freed from slavery, are now trapped in their own palace.
Our kingdom, Scar Am the Splendid, now burns, lit only by crimson flames.
And our daughter, our sweet Sharon, slain by that vile creature.
So the prophecy was just a myth, Yana.
This is peak.
Oh yeah, Chad is the real one.
true. I have no doubt about it. This is
already. She's still alive.
Uh look what we have here.
We'll start with that.
Hey, what are you going to start with us?
Oh, shit!
Throne Room. Oh, shit. Okay.
My health bar's up here. I gotta, like, move.
Divination.
Oh the low crush no attack after that
Hold on let me like move myself. I guess I could go down here
Like so maybe I could also go in the bottom I guess
No, this is default on this barbarians didn't worry fucking clothes
A shield how do I live?
How do I lose?
I don't know. Wait, what? A cursor? Okay. I have no idea. I guess the game will tell
me eventually. So I think circle is like heavy attack. X is quick attack. Square is kick.
In this divination you can find traps and hidden objects, L1 is block, R1 is roll, L2 is jump.
This is some controls right here, I'lls go, oh shi-
Fuck yeah, dude
I can sprint. Oh, there's running attacks
Zoom zoom
Hey over there
Look how many soldiers there are in here.
This game's tight.
Oh, shit! Look at his head!
Hey, what? Okay.
Damn.
Oh, you can grab.
What?
Ah, shit.
Okay, there's like an execution or something.
How do I loot stuff?
The game never told me.
There's stuff here.
I'm trying every button!
Use mouse?
No?
No, no, Jorkin! Remove it!
Horrible emote!
Jaunei!
It's not D-pad either, that's just movement.
Maybe it's like down an X or something.
So you can jump if you double click square, that's cool.
L3R3?
No.
nothing yeah I'm Zina warrior princess I mean you're gonna you're gonna get
gear and stuff so that's cool it's not select that opens the menu whatever
We'll I'm sure the game will tell me
Look let's go
Now what did you grab him
Option in menu for controls. This is the menu.
What the hell? Are those friendly?
Oh, what? That wasn't very nice.
Ah fuck the loa- Ah!
Oh the snake, like a cobra.
It's Y on Xbox with precise character positioning.
Oh it's Y.
So here you can find traps and hidden objects if you use this.
Okay, I'm gonna run back
Oh, it is yes, thank you. All right, cool this game's tight
Zoom
We have to save the village we need to find another way out
When will you be back here?
Zordax will reward me for your heads.
The Holy Cure! Help!
I'm figuring out the controls.
OHHHHH!
Is that his ass?
Ha! Okay.
I'm in a low crush.
Okizeme?
And I mean high crush.
Of course.
Okay, click so I have to use the
We'd have to use mouse for this or what
That's my remove the armor your king no no your king remove the email
Okay, we need a skull here
Zoom
We're gonna get cool warrior prince's armor dude
Fatality
I
Approach and point and click on a character or an object to interact with it, okay
Okay, when you say click may take power remote, but they will never take our freedom yawkin feels stronger man
It's not why it's not but if I just click yeah then it works
And I would do it again
Holy thighs
Hey, nice trick
By the way, nice blow before do you know you almost took my leg off?
No
This game's tight
Okay, we can go back to the door thousands of people you're kidding you missing right now. There's a beauty in that
Remove your kid. I think it's gone
Where's knock on
Johnny
So she has an ability to see stuff. I wonder what the barbarian has
Yeah!
The Catacombs!
Once, cultists of the God Necron dwelled in these dark catacombs, committing blasphemy
This is an immovable axe. No one knows what horrors lie beneath.
Oooh... scary.
First channel screen? No.
Wait, Daner doesn't have emote privileges?
Oh, no. Nice.
I want to get Xena Warrior Princess clothes.
Fierce Waria.
Zoooo.
Oh god, they're like f**king f**king mad.
kill him nice work okay I like how my companions just steal the torches
oh wait click on the bodies they drop stuff really I guess not these guys
Wait, do they steal XP also? Oh yeah, you see my level top left. Cool.
Can I get in here?
Open chest?
This game must be better played with keyboard mouse.
But I can't move oh because I because I chose controller in the beginning. I can't switch mid playthrough
Oh our three is click. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
Yeah, it is yeah, yeah, okay, okay sweet
Nice.
It's a skeleton!
Give me the dimp! Yeah!
Aha!
hundred gold oh shit's too cool right it takes two years we're borrowing game I
mean you get to choose which character but you play it like the barbarian in
the first game you don't get to choose character then now you can play as as
as the girl. Shit! Ah! Team! Oh yeah! Put out Magnear. Can I go to the right here?
Nope. But there's a pot.
Any loot though?
Yeah, but I've already been through the door-lotion,
I couldn't loot this skull anyways.
So you map up there, obviously.
Dude, going into these entrances is super scuffed.
Oh, I guess I'll die then. Okay.
I think we need two eyeballs here.
Elderborn?
Is that a sheet? No, it's a pulse.
You will die, Barbarian.
Damn.
What how's that thing team fucking help
Why is this so epic?
I'm gonna beat him up champion.
Okay, they're kicking.
Nice work.
I need loot?
Nothing?
I think the kick was just like a pushdown or something, you know?
It didn't let me take the sword, no.
Aha look at that. Yeah.
Why am I torchless walking first?
There's a room we missed, dude.
I see it on the screen.
No, I can't see anything.
There's a room we missed above me here.
It's not that far, it's fine.
could be important
Oh, nice.
I got antidote.
Heals and grants immunity to poison.
Nice.
These controls are quite something.
Okay.
That was worth it. We got a ton of gold.
How much gold do we have? $3.27?
Dark Star, thanks to $89, dude.
And Dax Vox, thanks for the 40, Ravenomics 2 years again, Viber, thanks 37.
This is not Hentai, it's Barbarian, dude. It's Barbarian.
Was there mummies?
Fuck.
Hey, you.
Was there mummies here?
Oh yeah, you're right.
Chat number one. 30 gold.
Two gold. Okay.
I want to get new armor and stuff look at all that you can unlock I want gonna be warrior
Xena princess yeah I got a belt here or something band of vigorous leather you get plus 10 health
okay yes Jesse yes very true
actual Xena game for PS1? Bang her dude. I don't think you can remove gear chat.
Oh you can. I like how she has more clothes on when you remove it.
Where am I?
Trueslip, I'm not, yeah.
Made it!
We are out.
Okay, we need to go to the Fisher's Village.
Attributes oh shit, okay skills and power have cobra dance a seductive dance
Begals and captures the desires of humans and humanoids sword mastery axe mastery mace mastery
Luthus cloud
With a breath scatter the lotus power unless you cloud a deadly poison
The Oracle foresees unexpected events improving all its saving throws by plus one
The Oracle opens itself to the invisible flow of essence, welcoming it within.
Regenerate one IK point every five seconds.
Reveals the horrific fate awaiting its victims, paralyzing them or stopping their heart.
Okay, well how many points do I have?
What's a saving throw?
I have three stat points.
Okay, muscles contours an agility she's agility based probably with swords I guess I
don't think I can learn this can I okay it costs two points to learn something new
okay and constitution must be health I guess so is this damage okay
lotus roll dice to defend against oh that's what it is okay improve all saving
throws by plus one I mean that's cool I think this is monoregion right it's
gotta be agility I don't know what agility does it might be your stamina or
something I'm not sure it doesn't even say on life points or anything I'm not
sure dude. Oh muscle increases damage at least so that's cool. Constitution just
does nothing. Agility just does nothing. Int increases your mom, not. So pretty
straightforward. Alright. But I'm guessing Constitution is health. I'll get
some health can't go wrong with that for now okay x did I do it yep cool I
learned cobra dance journey well I have equipment here but we don't really have
anything. They have journey. Okay. Hey, MDZ takes 14. So we're traveling now. Okay.
We need to go to the fishing village. Was it Tehi? What is this over here? Ruins? And
And this is random encounter?
Wait, what the fuck?
Wandering monsters left?
One.
Team, help!
More screen shake, please. I don't think it's enough.
Yeah.
Team is useless.
His block is so dumb.
Well, that was easy.
Get some XP, I guess.
So that's random encounter, and then you can...
Play's going on.
I
Can see like
Dreams have thin boundaries and here you are still mine
Where's Sharon?
Where is my daughter?
Mike be care your daughter
You mean the chosen
No!!
ah yes my bag of meat didn't like that
it's rotting a bit but now let's take care of your fresh
throbbing meat
What the fuck?!
It was just a dream.
What just happened?
What the fuck just happened?
Anyways, we're going to these ruins here.
Well, I get to choose who's gonna go.
I can't choose Zordan.
Are these our teammates? I'm just picking, I guess.
I'll go alone.
Let's try that.
Ah
Do you know crimson what's this is peak?
There's this peak dude
This is peak. Oh
Shit
Okay, I gotta jump that and then shit. Ah fuck is kicking me. Okay. Let's go
Okay, I got a L to that blotch. All right
My turn to go on the offense
I think I speak for chat when I say, what in the actual fatogues with the melons on screen.
I wonder if she's single.
Oops!
Crucial for the lure.
Cobra dance, distracts enemies.
Wait, is that a picture?
You are... oops.
Dead.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah, really funny, man.
What are the ways there are three enemies now?
I guarantee on this hand was on the street and got self-destruct, but I'm doing that
Why is there so many enemies now?
Fucking hell!
impossible okay never attack first except if it's a heavy attack
the fuck's happening
That was cobra dance, yeah.
I wonder how the Barbarian plays, probably similar to the first game, right?
I
Block his eyes out motherfucker
Hey
I see
okay wait what gas oh shit okay I think I'm poison but we gotta we gotta run out of
What did I do, Sarkar?
Am I poisoned?
Shh.
Oh, shh.
Ah!
Ah.
Ah!
Why is it so intense, man?
I don't think I have any pulse.
I have like this for heals and grants immunity to poison, but that's not it.
I
They never know where I'll strike from
Ah, it doesn't work on him!
AHHHHH!
I
Can win this I can win this a giant chest dude. Let's go this game is tight
I'm getting used to the controls. I gotta learn to like low crush and stuff
I
I gotta use the low attack more it's really good
Okay, fuck yeah right.
What the fuck ah
Okay.
Saving throw failed.
Okay, did I get poisoned now?
Saving throw success.
Okay.
A snake!
I can't believe I'm going to make it!
Get me out of here.
I don't think that's the game, man.
Imagine permitting this.
To be honest, the combat is really fun.
What the fuck?
Okay boss time.
Raph!
Okay, there's like a back turn attack.
That's cool.
Okay, I can do this.
I can win this.
Just don't over-extend and break their stamina bar.
He's so passive!
Okay, it's going well, though. It's going well.
What? Hyper Armor! What is that Hyper Armor all of a sudden?
Fuck this dungeon.
You are dead.
I'm going to the fishing village.
All right, what's up?
So, it's supposed to be a cursor and I can talk to people or?
I am Unra, a soul from the primitive lands of the east. I offer healing potions, antidotes, amulets, and more.
Do you have better armor?
Okay, potions.
Kalismans.
Life points, saving throws, defense.
100 gur.
Okay, you're the armor guy. Okay
Amazon armor
Composite two-piece garments
Okay
Amazon armor is three defense, but I need 750 gold for that's a lot of gold
That's a lot of gold. We got some helmets too
400 for defense too. God damn it
Can I go in here?
Ah.
Many of us have fallen to the blows of their crude weapons, but what troubles us the most is the fate that awaits those captured by them
Hmm
I want to get new armor man are always tortured killed cannibalized
But our wives and daughters if they are not devoured their fate is even worse
The rogac take them to their dock layers to sacrifice them or add them to their harem
We beg for your help my sovereigns
I can help I will help I am the girl of the goon of stones tell me what answers are you
thinking nothing well this guy's just smoking up dude
the
secret is that you're serious
cozy bed, good food and
maximum health was for 24 hours
choose a dancer and watch her performance
Then you get Maximon now, okay.
So Naked Old Guy just chilling here.
Or maybe choose this game?
I played the first one, it was sick.
I 100% did the first one.
I gotta walk all the way back now.
Blitz under form makes 17, thank you.
80s Conan movie vibes? Well, yeah
That's what it is
So oh they want me to clear out these three dungeons rogax then
Okay
So if I bring these with me they will steal XP or what?
Or do they steal XP I don't know if they did Barathex 39 mark. Thanks the one-year blitz thanks 17
I'll try without we need to get some armor get some defense you know alright
What's up
I think you have to buy weapons, you can probably find weapons in chests.
Oh
Sneak eyes I
See
Pulse!
Oh, okay.
What up, Dereal? Oh, secret wall here!
Uh, there's a button you have to press here, I think.
Oooooohh, cool!
This character is go-to, dude.
I don't think- I guess the barbarian guy gets different abilities, right?
I see
Oh shit, okay loot after pay attention
Bunch of gold it all we could buy a new armor maybe after this dungeon
It's dark as shit, yeah, it is.
I'm gonna have a torch.
Oh, we got a ton of gold from that.
She has new armor we can buy.
I wanna get her like poison breath too, that sounds cool.
Oh, she's one-handed plus shield and he is two-handed. Both have their own skills and stats.
Oh, sick. I like that I chose her because I think the first guy probably plays very similar to the guy in the first game.
That's a trap. There's nothing here, though. Or? Oh, I just haven't discovered it.
okay focus up don't overextend you've got a role you gotta use your roles and
your low attacks. Okay, Zemmack! Huge oldies!
Any secrets here? Secret weapons and shit, no?
Nothing here.
This feels like a trap.
Nothing here.
Do I have it?
Well, Execute...
Oh, Executions gives you health?
Or is that how I got some health back?
I was wondering.
Okay, thanks.
Okay, I do have anti-dotes.
Whoa, spooky.
I will save you!
God, I feel so her-
I feel so heroic with this music.
Oh my God, this guy's so tanky.
What? Why is he invincible?
Okay, there must be a good way to handle this.
So scary that he gets eye frames.
Okay, no stamina.
But if I win this legendary
my first dungeon clear what I'm neon hey I will help you or not thank you
no problem wait she's coming with me okay
but I don't want you to die okay pulled
and chest huge oh shit big armor
upgrades all gloves well I got new
armor! Oh it's one more defense over mine! Nice! And it looks exactly the same. Wow.
Are we gonna afford a helmet and stuff now? We can.
I see.
Seeing if there's any secrets here.
There's the Age of Barbarians Arena.
I'm not sure I play that one.
We gotta try to get some executions here, fuck do not choke, do not choke, no I ain't.
You do you do get a little bit of health on execution
Are you kidding me
Are you nice I like I tall why is it so hard?
I did so good and then I I
Mean you can have teammates
I'm going to bring teammates for this dungeon.
I'm bringing teammates.
Come on, lads.
You gotta level them up too, you know.
If you don't level them up, it's gonna be rough probably.
I need to use the... I need to use the swipe attack more.
He's very strong.
Got my health back.
User name takes 47.
Oh wait, the armor I found is gone now. Like every dungeon seems to be random, right?
What? No. Here's the...
Okay, it might be here again. Maybe it's not random.
Okay. Anyone has a torch? It's dark as hell, man.
Hey, you!
Very blue. It's true.
Okay, we did get a new belt, I think.
Here.
Stamina, plus 10. No, I'd rather have the life belt.
Plus two
Okay, well, but they're 73 username changer 47 so there fix it 117
Have an amulet. Oh, yeah shit. You're right. Oh, you're right. I completely missed that
Doesn't show on her which sucks
Yeah, I'm gonna go down this time
100 gold? Okay, this is a good run. Don't choke now.
Okay, nice. So much gold. Yeah, you can jump over. L2, you can jump over the low swipe.
So you have a block and you have a jump.
Depending because this block doesn't cover low attacks so you gotta jump.
Wait, no it's this way.
Oh my god, I'm getting mixed up, dude!
Fuck!
Guys!
I-I need-I need healing!
Nice! Give me this!
Thanks.
I need healing.
I got big time mixup there.
Come on.
I
Where's the azure? Did they die? No.
What is happening?
Let me give me the execution.
Oh, shit!
No, he's not there.
Kill the ad, Conan, or whatever your name was.
Hell of it, there's a hyperarm, okay.
How can I help you?
Call a wounded.
Call a can't continue.
Call a wounded.
Call a can't continue.
Call a wounded.
Call a can't continue.
I guess he will, oh my god, I like no health either.
I have no health.
Thank you.
No, this is bad.
Why is this so hard?
I see.
Game's impossible.
No, I think there's more you gotta save.
Any healing here? Oh, there's a new weapon!
Okay, uh, it gives you plus one agility.
Alright.
It's a new belt too, defense plus two.
I'll take that.
Jesus Christ was resurrected just to watch this play through.
Yeah.
Dom Ter, I don't want to die.
Hey, you.
I don't want to die.
I don't think this heals.
Now it only does poison, that's it.
I don't want to die, my god.
I'm not sure I can leave the dungeon, there's like more people to save I think.
Hey!
Yo, stun him!
Stun him!
Give me that!
I see.
Explain lore? I don't know, we got invaded and we got to like take our city back or some
shit and kill the dark wizard that we had a dream about. That was a weird dream.
Hit him once more come on Conan hit him once more once more once more fucking
hit him damn it I need to get help back okay
when is this dungeon over I have so much gold I could buy insane amounts of gear
now if I wanted to you know why the infinite chocolate backpack suddenly
thugs working do you mean like crimson desert or something I think we made it
wait this is not a boss fire right wait this doesn't look safe
bat
What?
I'm not losing to Bath, it's fine.
Okay, are they like infinite or something?
I feel like they are.
Can't go here though.
I can't leave, no, they're not infinite.
Where's the best in life, Conan?
I can't answer that.
I've never seen Conan.
Okay, everyone.
Oh my, a 50 gold.
There's a lot of Conan though, isn't it?
Okay, pay attention. Pay attention.
Grab him then! I pressed A in circle!
This fucking game!
Dude, I had so much gold and insane gear, and now it just fucking restarts.
I can't beat the first dungeon of the game!
Oh wait, you keep it all!
Wait, I keep it all!
Oh, I can beat this dungeon!
Wow, I'm just farming now!
I'm gonna speedrun through. I'm gonna speedrun through. That's it.
Can't do a wheel that tried, yeah.
Yeah, I could go back and buy deer, but to be honest, I think I was at the end of the
I was getting there when I died.
We're getting destroyed. We're getting destroyed. We're getting-
Dude! Dwarf! Do something! What the fuck?
Man she's standing there dude!
Oh I lost like half my health if it's not more.
It's okay though, like we can buy so much better gear after this, or maybe a shield.
Alright, here we go.
Oh my god, they're getting a Hell Sweep Spam.
I bully the shit out of him
Keep it up team
Are you okay down there
Good stuff
Gorlo wounded. Gorlo can't continue.
Thank you.
Gorlo wounded. Gorlo can't continue.
Dude, I'm just farming gold here.
This is insane.
Gorlo wounded. Gorlo can't continue.
Saving throws plus one and IK plus five.
I got to stop throwing them.
give me this give me this keep going just keep going
I'm on down baths.
we win nice 50 gold don't lose now don't show he's dead
Did we do it? Did we win? I think we did. We saved the lady.
I'm going back to the city.
can we talk okay we have a new armor here defense 3 it mind is defense 2 so
I'm gonna sell my armor and buy the defense 3 armor cool cool very nice we
have axe here that's medium speed and this serrated mace is slow we could also
by a helmet for 400. For some more defense for now. I say we do that. There we go. That's
cool. And then we have a shield which we haven't tested yet. We can sell this, we can sell
that all right big upgrades big upgrades
what why is pressing X for moving the helmet I'm trying to talk dude wait now
Now I am un...
Wait what?
Why did it un-equip my helmet?
What happened to my helmet?
Hello?
Wait, no.
Wait a minute.
Oh, because the cursor was on it?
When the menu wasn't open?
Let's get a ring with life.
I think that sounds good.
We could stack up on healing potions.
now we won't lose now now we're so much more powerful all right cool so I saved one girl
But there's two more dungeons
Can we talk the rogac living in the hills around the camp man are always tortured. Yeah, he says the same shit. All right
Yeah, I quit man. I'd you know excited next 27
We got like proper gear now dude, I wonder what shield actually does in this game though because you can still parry
okay we gotta go for the other dungeon over here I don't need anyone with me
anymore don't steal my XP oh you can hold the shield button okay
Alright, I mean that's cool.
Oh, what the dinosaur's?
What a master.
I got a shield now.
We're so much more powerful.
Oh, is this a puzzle?
Hmm, I see.
You are dead.
This game does not pull any punches man, it's crazy.
I need to level up, so I can unlock her like poison mist.
Seems like it will be good
Oh, is this from my last death
That's tight
I
Swing then, pussy!
I
I got most of my health back nice
What how was that okay
Turn around.
to remove the jorcanemo.
Coming here, key here.
Wait, your shield can break?
What?
What the fuck?
Oh, it said it at health?
Oh, right.
That's true, it did.
Thanks for the keys, Soaker.
Fuckin' pick up the key!
Thanks for the keys, Soaker.
Fucking pick up the key.
I'm gonna remove this emote, since Denner doesn't want to.
And then I'm gonna remove Denner's emote privileges.
You yablai.
The fuck? Why can't I remove it?
It's called jorkin, right?
Jor... Yeah!
Give me a rock!
I can see two big reasons why LR wanted to play this game.
Also never going to beat the Goona allegations now.
Why can't I remove it?
Hey, you!
Why am I not allowed to remove this dumbass emo dude?
Look!
Remove it!
Is not the right one?
Is there more than one?
No, there isn't.
That's the only one I see.
Alrighty then.
Jesus has risen, and so have I, your kin.
Oh my, no! No!
Remove!
Wait, this is not staying here!
This is not staying here!
What is this one called?
Jorkin, okay. This is not staying here
Not even for 30 more seconds. Where the fuck is it?
And how do I remove it? Why can't I remove it?
my own
Emotes wait, maybe I have to go here
Why doesn't it show up?
Oh, thank you, Dender.
Ah.
Wait, why do I still see it?
What the fuck?
okay thank God Jesus Christ we're not keeping that one God damn dude that's
crazy that is crazy yo thank you no problem you're coming with me I guess
you got to save three of them
Well shields are very good, but yeah they have a durability though.
in here. Where's the button? There. Nice.
Hey. Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!
He's from Daivir in a place too?
Not that I know of now.
That Ella Jorking was crazy.
Craziest email I've ever seen.
That was like 10 times worse than Ella ass.
Ah, the bomb! There is some more rooms we could check, but I'm not sure we need to, though getting the money for a shield and stuff and stock up on insane amount of healing potions would make this game so much easier.
Ooh, good thing I went back.
piece of candy piece of candy piece of candy
can you added in the sub tier three month skull do you think which would allow
that he boat of course not they would barely allow a loser there's no way
they would ever allow it
How much gold do I have?
Uh, 265.
I mean I bought new armor, new helmet, new necklace, a bunch of healing potions.
I bought a shield which apparently had their ability.
Normal Jorkin for this game?
But...
Wait, didn't I level up?
I guess not.
I guess I'm like one hit away.
Wait, I didn't pick you for this?
Get out of my game.
I think I accidentally clicked on him.
A nice input reading!
What the fuck?
Do something then!
Do something!
Level up, nice.
You could just go back out and level up somewhere, right?
Or how- yeah, you level up out here, right?
I thought you were the only one who had the stuff shield?
Uh, whoops.
But how do I level up?
Was it at like a campfire?
Or where did you level up in this game?
I don't remember where you leveled up.
It was like a...
Maybe it's after a dungeon or whatever you can do it.
You gotta do like a dungeon first.
supposed to be sleep a tavern, yeah. That's true, I could try sleeping a tavern.
Why is my man walking out of bounds?
Manballed mess!
Oh my god, I'm getting- Fuck you!
You're not mixing me up with the same thing twice, dude.
You gotta learn the mix-up.
I do want to go level up, because I could get a new spell then.
Leveling up takes like forever in this game.
Yeah, maybe sleeping in the tavern works
All of this just works
Sure, while the 61 and that affects 98 slippers it takes to detail thanks 28. I feel like I I can go in here, but I can't
Wait, press escape on world map to level up?
Oh, we're not gonna go all the way back.
Oh, he's a forge for the armor guy, that makes sense, yeah.
A scape.
Ah!
Will you put out the fire?
What?
Yana?
I was observing these flowers.
A primrose?
Yes, Sharon's favorite flower.
It's said to protect against evil spirits.
Sharon.
Oh, not a dream sequence again.
I
What is this game?
this game is crazy we got some spells here reveals the horrific fate awaiting
its victims paralyzing them or stopping their heart now we have lotus cloud with
a breath scatter the lotus powder only she a cloud of deadly poison and then
this is passive improves all saving throws and this gives you mana region
every five seconds so can you unspeak doesn't look like it okay I mean we have
different spells here it doesn't look like you can respect no I don't think
So sword mastery. Yeah, I want to choose a spell first. They cost two
So this skin paralyze or stop their heart, I mean that sounds pretty insane, but some maybe it costs a shitload of manga, you know
We'll try this. We'll try Dune Sight. Bucket. Let's go.
Final little dungeon here. Yeah, this game should get goot-y.
Instant death by shock.
Damn.
Imagine that with mana regen now.
You are doomed.
Switching spells is so ass.
I
Was this game age of barbarian view the sequel I hundred percent of the first game
This game still look better, more interesting and well done than Silicadone orders.
Silicadone?
Oh, shit.
I'm spiting words.
I seek.
We gotta find the lady.
Oh, shit, the bridge.
Lady, where are you?
Okay.
Alright, from the other side, no secret here, since we have the eyeball active.
I see.
That spell doesn't cost anything.
Which is cool.
Wait, but...
What's that? Battles their, uh, dice roll? Could it be intelligence or something?
Does it increase that? You could just insta-kill everybody with this shit.
You are doomed.
Sucks it. Saving throw, yeah.
Oh
Is there a secret here
You are doomed, you are doomed.
No mana. I don't know where his shield needs to go.
Hell of a...
It's okay.
The dumbass adds me to die!
The neutral game is crazy.
Okay, tight tight tight I see I see
Actually, you do level kinda fast, I'm like a third through level 3 already, just on this
dungeon alone.
I'm getting used to the controls now.
So easy game.
I see.
What does saving throw do in this game?
It's like the dice roll.
If you're going to succeed in getting, avoiding poison or not, you know?
Die.
What the fuck was that?
Is that water?
I did read on reviews this game has some visual glitches.
I need to get the Mono region that will be huge in this game get some health back
Snake allies super kick up now I hit faster stronger harder
Hey, you!
Sup, punk?
That's right.
Got this shit downloaded now!
Whoa, this is freaky!
What the fuck?
I
Why they look like penis?
Why I deal no damage?
I guess this is not the main guy you got to kill all the pentacles first oh wait never mind
There we go. That's way better. All right.
I saved you!
Thank you.
No problem. This is Carnor, the god of vices and lust.
the statue here. Can we go down here to the chest? Otherwise I have no idea how to get
with that chest.
Okay.
Shit.
I don't know.
Low-crush.
No ruin, Nurse.
Wait, there could be a secret somewhere.
Gotta use divination.
I can't tell if that's a hole that's gonna like insta-kill me or something.
I don't want to find out.
Oh yeah, now we're back here.
Yes, alright.
Oh, is that uh, what is that?
What did I lose?
I have no idea.
Wait am I- do I have two belts equipped?
Wait, how many belts can you have equipped?
Oh, you can have a belt... you can have like a...
A BAND under the belt.
No, wait, what?
No.
No, wait.
Huh.
Okay, weird.
Oh well.
It looked like I found some gear though.
I think we made it was the last dungeon yes we made it
whoo now we go back to the village because we do the quest game got so much
easier now that I got to gear upgrades and bought some healing potions where's
the XP it's top left on the portrait you don't see right now though I am
Do you have any new weapon? I mean you do. I could sell this. 700 Gs. That sort is not
better than mine. Yeah, plus 10 mana with that which is really good. It's a shield we
we can buy. Man, we're fine. Oh yeah, was there more and I increased it in? I mean, that
wasn't permanent, it was for 24 hours. Oh yeah, this is the guy that had the quest.
Thank you on behalf of all the Skirranians. The raids have ceased. The love you show
for your people honors you. But like you, the people of Earth's vengeance against
those who have brought us to this state. I have been informed that to the north
of the Yuletan Hills dwells a sage who may know Zordax's weak point.
Okay.
I will mark the location on the map for you.
So we know where to go.
Now we know where to go.
I'm gonna check the inn and maybe hire the dancer
or whatever, you get them all now then.
Pippin' theps.
the
secret of security
Good food and a nice girl, baby.
You can just arrive with a guy watching the dancer all back there.
Dance for me.
Oh, thank you, Dan, I appreciate it.
My queen I humbly ask for forgiveness the shadow and the wine have blurred my vision
My queen your beauty outshines the glow of every flame in this tavern
Let us raise our glasses to your radiant presence
My queen your beauty outshines the glow my queen
My queen my queen John snow in season eight my queen
My queen.
Voldemort, big sixty-eight, seven, my honey Francisco,
big three year anniversary.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
I do want it.
Well, we know where to go. How much gold do we have?
I am. We have three health. We could buy more health potions. Why not?
Maybe another ring. Something that gives you more IK is good.
and we have more mama
and then we'll buy
well we'll sit on five healing potions
wait why is this
Wait, why is this-
You're not the insolent, my son.
Forgive him, my sovereigns.
Never mind.
What do they call you, kid?
They call me Acheros, my friend.
Acheros, guarding the Zathagore, is an important task,
fitting to the training of the true Skorrenian soldier.
I am sure you will be up to the task.
Why was that complete AI made, and then the other ones are just animated?
It looked like a completely different engine.
Ah, we gotta go to the hills over here.
He has a nightmare fuel, it is. Truly.
Random encounter?
Or what?
Like this is not AI.
Repel the assault.
I'm fierce, Wadiah.
You must die.
Did I miss?
Okay, I guess that can't hit them or something.
Now the laser is a doom you can use to kill enemies with it apparently it's
impossible to hit on these guys nice and high crush
Oh
The interrel was crazy there
All right back to sleep
The sage
up there the sage was he expecting us no you must leave him in
It's a trap.
What?
A trap?
Gordo doesn't fall into traps.
They dare to leave you.
I know that I will kill you.
That voice.
I hope that I will kill you.
Of course.
Oh, shit!
Squash!
I like that he can't even hit me because he's too far away.
I'm just mashing circle.
Okay, now he's hitting me.
Now it's full on like AI, Ager.
Okay.
Let's leave.
Anyway, God, let's not afraid of those girls.
The Caves of the Radgon.
Zodan, do you know that warrior?
His voice, a ghost from the past.
A rather big ghost I must say. Now by the juicy breasts of the goddess, where have we ended up?
Team so useless.
I need to level up and get them on our region talents.
I did level up, yeah, but I can only like do skill points outside
Okay, oh shit. Oh we see traps now
Gameplay I feel is better than the first yeah
That is fun! The gameplay is legit! Let's see how long it lasts though.
Uh, helpful.
Oh!
That was a game so far. It's fun.
I mean I'm not a fan of the- I like the cutscenes when they're like animated like
that is very late old school but then they just throw in like full-on AI fucking
rendered cutscenes which looks like ass
represents I'll throw more fake figure with vaguely human features in the face
of a rat. Oh shit, bad guys. Yo, am I supposed to help you? I tried talking to him, his
the same button is hitting. Rat people!
Oh
No gommel
Oh
Gorlo
You are doing it's the kill
Ah, so sick.
He succeeded in the saving throw there, which means he didn't get instakill.
You want them to fail the saving throw.
are doomed secret door here don't even need my divination for that it's a
burial when when gov marathon marathon yeah I really want to play it
It's not gonna be an April, because there's a lot of releases.
And then it's May. Is there any releases in May?
I don't even know what Wings for Life is. It's not a game though. It's an event for one day.
007 is May. Right. See how that game is.
Oh, he's a leo go batman also then?
Why does it say I only have one healing potion when I bought five?
Yeah, it only says I only have one.
teammates fucking useless swear oh is withering realms oh but it comes out on
early access right yeah I think it launched it in early access. Alright, death ray. Success.
Yes, infekill. God, shut up! Fucking rats! Die!
Nice.
Okay, you're not useless.
That was a good parry into me getting health recovery.
A mace!
Can she one hand that I wonder?
This is supposed to be slow?
Looks fast as hell.
But it's only, it's not that much more damage though.
Which characters you just choose which character you want to play in the beginning and then I'm not sure you can switch
The armor smasher
Team I'm getting fucking okey'd here
That's oh my god team is so useless
Our team is insane
Well, this can make you a better lover.
Oh
God if when you get a hell sweep it's so it's so powerful
Fuck yeah now.
We must be sitting on a little bit of pile of gold, yeah, 600.
Could use a new weapon.
Oh.
70 Gs?
Spouncer, thanks for 2 last day, thanks for night 4, thanks for grilled, thanks for...
Yeah, I don't know when exactly I'll do God of War Murph, but I wanna do it soon-ish, though.
I'm really in the mood to replay all of them.
Even Ragnarok.
Which I think Ragnarok's a great, she's not as good as 2018 in my book.
Without including the latest God of War platformer?
No.
No, I have no intentions of replaying that game.
I mean, I wouldn't have played it if it wasn't God of War themes.
Do you need help, punk?
I'm dead to kill my children and no, the red dog will feast on your flesh!
What the fuck?
Oh, damn
Okay, now we have different weapons and we have a no-gear they took my equipment
all right is the rat god or like rad bitch
oh he's immune to get he's immune to getting in to kill
Are we just dealing no damage to him or...
Yeah, I don't have any more healing and I'd hate to die and have to redo this dungeon.
gotta be careful. Yeah, and then he gets hyped. Oh my god. Just let the teammates do the work
here
All right, they're dealing good damage
Go on Dunn team, yeah?
Here you go, here you go.
There's no way I'm dying in a redoing in this dungeon, hell no.
So easy game so easy game. I gotta level up
ah there we go what about the five healing potions I bought before this area did I just
get scammed or that was 500 G's man you don't scam me out of 500 G's and
on them is give I love boobest so something you it's the kids like it's
99 you will die very if you don't bring back the book and library and like
I'm sorry too.
Nah.
Hmm.
Okay.
Hmm.
Okay, could use some healing here.
You will die, Barbarian!
Back when the first game was made, there was no, like, AI sloperino.
Like, gilkin shit.
And now, we got the sequel, and now there's a bunch of AI sloperino.
wall. Is that a new sword? Oh, shit. Savage falchion. 12 damage. Yeah, we take that.
We definitely take that.
I'm not sure they add too much in this game, Cheezer.
I don't think you can equip Comrades.
I can't even click on them.
Yeah, it's a big damage boost.
I see.
What the fuck?
You are doomed.
That's what happens to Rastu defining.
Why is Gordo down again?
I see you.
What the fuck, dude!
I'm dead and one hits.
Am I just not back where we were before?
Maybe you can just gotta go back to her room or something.
Wait, what?
What?
Why did his screen go dark?
You...
Oops.
Dead.
Where does this put me now, I wonder?
Okay, that's not too bad.
That's fine.
I really thought I would have to redo the entire place, but no.
completely fine. Oh no it's not fine. It's not fine. This fucking guy again. I have a
a better weapon now for this though.
I'm gonna try to break his AI again.
I don't have a heal potion, I gotta be.
Why is he so tanky?
What the?
I got to be careful I hate the skeleton I hate the skeleton I get I think I gotta find
my way back to the rat goddess or whatever, I think she was in bottom left.
Now I'll have full health. Easy game.
It was very easy, so I think I gotta go...
Wait, did I just duplicate my equipment? No? That would have been cool.
Okay, now we go bottom left when we get up from here, because I think you gotta find
your way back to her.
Bottom left. And I'm pretty sure she was over there.
I
You can only see that you can see this game on steam if you
Here she is yeah queen of the rat god
You have to like enable some of the like the
Yes sir!
Censored!
He just leveled up, that's great.
That's cool.
Good shit.
Ooh, a bunch of gear.
I got armor.
Defense 4 in stamina plus 10 that's huge. Very nice. Also a belt that gives you
muscles plus 2 which is more damage so we take those. Stamina plus 5.
Nah that's all good. Alright we're getting some gear. Yeah I ring right
area okay yeah we killed the rat queen now what did we just leave or I guess
we go all the way to the right or something I don't think you can give
gear
oh yeah I did get a key right I already forgot about it
Lulio true I did get a key so we just got to find I don't remember if I
I found a locked door before but I don't think I went over here did I?
Over a thousand gold very nice
I'm poisoned
Not anymore. Yeah, here's the keyhole. Alright. There's no feet staff, no.
Are we made it? Nice.
Okay, if you block you fix it. Oh, let me do that again.
Sick.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Uh oh.
Okay, stop it.
Game's like mega lagging here.
Is it gonna crash?
It's burned.
Help.
It's burned.
Yeah, I heard you.
It burns!
Help!
It burns!
Thank you.
Ah, let's see.
Ah?
Ah, here is my staff.
Your staff?
Are you a sorcerer?
My name is Roncunda.
Don't like sorcerers.
I don't know who you are.
But I know you.
I owe you my life. Let me help you.
We are engaged in a fecuda.
We must save our daughter Sharon and kill her kidnapper.
Zordax being human.
Zordax?
To my knowledge Zordax cannot be killed.
The Witches of Saar.
Alright, now we gotta go there.
Hmm.
A sorcerer would be good for our cause.
Okay.
It's marked on our map, but I have no idea where.
I leveled up though, so we could go to attributes.
We could learn some new stuff now.
I feel like the mon- uh, the Oracle opens itself to the invisible flow of essence welcoming it within.
You get one mana point every five seconds.
I have a hundred and five mana, so pretty- it's pretty alright, I guess.
Especially since I have a chance to instakill with Doom's sight.
Lotus Cloud is the final spell I don't have, but let's get that mana regen.
And then we put another one in sword mastery for even more damage
Oh, this costs two points, ah, okay, we could put some points in
Int
Is this what I get every level up or what is this plus two here?
Int gives you more I key. Okay, IK. That's good because then I can insta kill more.
I wonder if it does anything else but I'd love to have a bit more mana since she is more mana dependent, probably than him.
Alright, journey. We should go sell. I have a ton of stuff to sell.
Okay, it's marked on our map.
Yeah, there it is. Yeah, yeah.
I remember hearing about it.
Oh, witches of Saur, they're over there. Top right.
Bogy.
But I'm gonna go sell my inventory, it's really full, and then buy a bunch of healing potions.
Yes you are buddy. Yes you are. There's new helmets and stuff. Ooh, a dark go-telm.
Damn, that's a good helmet. New armor! 1,000. Oh! Just sell my shit and get that armor
instead defense 5 minus defense 4 plus 10 stamina but stamina in this game is
kind of whatever I'm gonna buy the new armor
damn look at that shit
can you sell this?
can't sell that oh I got to sell to the other one I guess okay that's fine
Let's get a new helmet 750 G's.
Damn she looks cool as fuck now.
Am I sold this? Yeah thank you. All right there's a shield here. 110 life
points with this which is pretty good but I'm gonna check with the other one
cells. Do you sell anything new here? Defense plus two agility two. Damage plus one and
muscles two. Not bad, not bad at all. Can you not sell these? What? Am I dead or something?
what about the ring I am now it's stuck to my cursor okay the ring I can sell
here I see okay okay saving throws in
constitution plus two now the one I have
is fine 1600 G's we should buy some
health potions
I am even though I bought five of them, but I guess not
Any cool rings defense damage plus one defense and agility
Defense Constitution
damage plus one is kind of pokey to be honest I'm gonna buy that cool take it I
think we're fine we're cruising right now
I
Wonder if this guy has some other quests way he's not here. Where is he?
Okay
This game like age of war I you'd never play that I don't know what it is
I'm gonna buy some upgrades.
Yeah, I think we're good.
The Lord of this game, your daughter has been stolen so you gotta take her back from the
evil wizard.
But first you gotta figure out a way to damage him because apparently he's immortal or invincible
or whatever.
He has no weakness.
So we're going to the witch's in the forest now because they might know how to do it.
I hate how invested I am in this.
I'm gonna get the shield.
You get so much money in this anyways I feel.
as we'll buy this shield here for 300 buckaroos all right yeah we got to go up
there witches of saw are gonna get a random encounter I guess no yep
No!
Stay away from my son!
Bro, it's a stone.
We're good. Oh yeah, these are the guys from the village. You alright?
Don't cry, my father, my king, my queen, I've protected the stone, am I worthy now to fight at your side?
My beloved stone, I will bring you back to the land of your father.
This hides your mother, Kragunam.
What?
Wait, what just happened?
Yeah, I guess it's a flash pack.
They got any new stuff?
I am wrong.
No.
I would have loved to voice act at this.
To enter the sacred circle, shed your mortal garments so your spirit stands bare and true
before the gods and your people.
What?
Your beauty burns fiercer than fire at sunset.
That's quite unusual coming from you.
of scar arm our fate has been carved into the flames of destruction we have sought
refuge here in gunan hunted by pain and death but we are not mere survivors we
are those who have crossed the abyss and stared into its depths without fear
the shamites think they are fighting men but they will clash against gods
feel strong man
bulges will feast on their flesh great will be the cries of their widows and the
mothers of their fallen because today we will be victorious
for scaram!
My sovereign's a warband approaches. They're almost here
Repulse the attacks 50 enemies
So I have no gear now well except my weapons
Yeah, no worries, there's only forty-four enemies left.
Yeah.
Them archers, let them come here.
Are we naked?
part of the fighting spirit or something. Some kind of flashback here.
You are doomed!
Okay, that monoregion actually is quite kinda nice.
For an insta-kill, they're like, yeah.
We take those.
I like how she repeats the line if you hold the button.
Oh
25 left
Oh
The truth fall
16 left. This went faster than I thought it would.
I'm standing there with the axe literally me
nine, eight, seven, six, five.
3, 2, 1, 0.
probably got to kill the rest I guess
let me finish all right that was epic slain to the last
Haha, wasn't so hard was it?
Gorlo, hurry, call Adoran and Rangkundar.
They come.
Wait, what? Kill as many enemies as you can.
Jump, jump, jump, jump.
I have 97 enemies left.
Bro, this is really hard.
Oh shit. 82 enemies left.
19 the broncosaurus
BRONTO
DIE
We won?
Still counts as one.
Kill the commander, okay.
The flesh separator is his name?
oh
oh he's immune too
okay chill
I have a lot of healings so we're kind of fine.
Nice.
Take a deep ass right there huge deep ass
That's...
...safety heels.
I mean, ideally, Satan-ish.
What's wrong?
Oh, sick!
There's 68 enemies left.
I guess we gotta kill them till they're gone.
Bing!
It's me playing the music chat because the game just gave up on music.
So.
54 enemies left.
52.
Am I really gonna have to kill 52 more enemies here?
Probably.
The length of like 62?
Foxen of like 42?
Really?
It's a lot of music.
69, thank you.
Now don't worry, there's only 49 enemies left.
We might get another horse ride segment, I'm guessing.
game rip. That one's so hard to find, man. Yeah, this one. Yeah. Yeah. This fits. This
the Gamerick version of Rip and Tear. Yeah, let's go! I don't remember his name.
Oh
43
the options. I can do this. The game version of Rip and Terror is so brutal, dude. Ah,
I will kill me!
36, 35.
32
What are you?
Hey, I'm fightin'
Ah!
Give me everything
It's only 23 left.
What the fuck is that today?
17
13
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
6, 5, 4, final 3, stop spawning new ones!
Okay, we're done. We're done, man. We're done. It's time for epic cutscene again.
Oh, block and cancel out of stamina. Okay, nice.
I'm ready for epic storytelling.
Though enemies are still spawning for some reason
Hey
The shemmites are in full retreat. How many did we lose far too many my son this crack Kratos, dude banners bear not only the mark of shame
It's Malachron the forbidden god the shemmites will return
Malachron accepts no defeat then their blood will once again suck our land
Well, we're on our way to Witches of Saur again, and another random encounter, okay.
Okay, a quiet night, that's good.
We leveled up.
Right, we did, yeah.
Attributes.
We have two stat points that we can put in somewhere.
We have Lotus Cloud, which, this could be a good boss killer.
It's poison.
So I say we try a Lotus Cloud, Lotus Cloud.
Witches of Saur.
Alright, we made it.
Give us...
I don't know.
Oh, we knew you would come, yes.
trail spoke clearly the blood stirred and the sides intertwined.
Want to kill Zordax, the Inhuman?
Yep.
Yes, we know what you desire, but we also need something.
Oh, there is a price to pay for help.
To the east beyond the forest stretches the black swamp of Dangan.
There hides the witch she called Zalith.
She, yes, she has allied with Zordax and now her dark magic coins have been served, threatening our very existence.
She must die in the streams of her own blood dead and left to rot in the witch Salis has
a daughter a child of great power she must die before her magic grows and becomes an
You plan to buy this game, but it's 95 bucks in your currency?
game
Okay, all right, maybe I get a choice
Okay
Well, we know what to do then
We've got a game plan
Now I gotta slowly walk out of here yeah I think there is a nudity filter on or
something I don't know someone said there's a nudity filter in the in the
in the options or something I don't know
Well, they said to the east, Tana de Zales.
Let's go there.
Spider God Temple?
Wait, Spider God is from the first game?
Hmm, I wonder if that's optional.
Hey, you.
Oh, we have a sorcerer with us, our wizard.
Oh yeah, I have two I get the dog at almost for that.
It's not for the gore, hold up.
Yoshi!
Goldilocks is like 22, Fist is 4.
This song fits this map.
Is that Jorkin?
Is that the witch?
Oh
What is he saying God damn I can help you
Have my thanks you saved my life the fishmen they wanted to rip out my heart offer it to their sea god
Who are you and why were you in the middle of these foul swamps?
My name is Nisara, I tried to escape from zealous the witch, but she found me
That filthy, she was my sister, she renounced our blood to embrace the darkness.
She sold me to those abominations to satisfy her blasphemous rites.
Now I seek righteous vengeance.
I know her refuge, a forgotten cave beyond the old willows where the swamp breeds death.
I can lead you there, but on one condition.
What condition is that?
She must die.
I want to be there when you find her.
That's why I'm here.
the terror in her eyes as life leaves her cool all right oh shit it's a auto
It's Lepa playing Cryo's Sulu right now, so that that's too far, too far.
Chat, how long do you think you would survive if you were to live during this time in this
universe?
These are like 69 man and J110.
Really?
Let's go do it.
Okay.
Oh, what the fuck?
Goddamn!
Team, fucking hell!
Oh my god!
Oh
Team fucking hell oh my god
Why is my team called Smithy?
Is she okay?
You need help?
Alright.
Oh, he's got light on his staff. I like that.
Like Gandalf.
God, die him.
I am
Not I'm just give us up to God damn God damn
All right up or down we gotta unlock this I guess
Any secrets no
Did that insta kill is so insanely powerful
one
got diem
I see
I just use like saltwater clay like monkey beard
whatever it's called it's like a spray thing
Oh look at that poison damage.
Goddamn.
it's called like monkey something I think
god damn I like that we have like a full party now that's epic
Daniel up every anniversary
You are
Slave them all I level up to level six soon. Yes
God damn oh shit
Oh my god, I get like sick looking at his scales.
Team, help? Maybe?
My damage is really good. I could use them for help.
My teammates just like break or something
What up burzards team fucking help there we go
Big damage.
Ding!
Epic.
And everyone's alive too.
Oh, Nistress, they kill the odds for war.
too. Oh mistress they kill the odds for war. What? Game Barbarians! I'll pluck them up to
group and... Wow. Bring me their hair. She might be the best voice actor in this game.
What?
I
One second some was their entire budget. Yeah
Why can't I jump double press yep, they just heal I don't want to die here
Did I just
Yes!
die him.
This game is objectively better than some sort of startup.
Alright.
Zardis 66 Happy Easter, yeah dude.
I don't even know what that octopus does.
just stumb them until they die the game is so easy now compared to the first
I
See
Hmm we got to open this huh?
All right looks like we need four symbols maybe or something I
I got four ads carrying me their AI is like broken the only only it's only the wizard going goddamn
They do take aggro, that's good.
Oh
Seeker wall
Oh
How much gold? 700? No, it's not bad, not bad. We gotta get the next tier gear, you know.
Go-o-o-o-o!
Oh, oh!
Pshh.
That's one.
Oh, OK.
We only need that.
All right.
Pshh.
Hey, you gotta get this to play this.
I don't need a 2D skin for this one.
2B.
2D.
Mr. Regan, I think that's a-
What's that?
Pretty decent XP here.
You like seeing the limbs flying to the screen? Yeah, it's cool. Reminds me of turtles, you know, like turtles in time when you throw enemies into the screen and shit. That's awesome.
Yeah, the girl is a dagger. She's not an official companion. She's part of the quest.
Oh, shit.
Bing!
Aren't he Bing'd?
You are nothing, witch!
Oh, she's dead.
Oh my god!
That little girl.
She didn't even flinch when her mother died.
We must kill her.
What did you see in her?
She is the daughter of a sorcerer god, because of her, many will suffer.
No, my queen, even I carry the distant blood of a sorcerer god, but look at her, she's just a child.
Yana, she might be the same age as Sharon, you take her to the wishes of Saul.
Well said, besides, this place reeks of damn sorcery.
Okay.
I want to get to spider god temple. Maybe there's a cool weapon there
I'll play darkness to yeah, it's great
Y'all bear makes 76 this game's tight dude you think eras would like this
The pact is fulfilled, Salus is dead, and now, a new witch rules the swamp, and so, you
have delivered Beleth into our hands.
Do you know who this child's father is?
Yes, and that is why her blood must not be spilled.
She will be taught, shaped.
God desires. We have a pact witches. Yes and we shall honor it barbarian.
Zordax does not belong to this world nor to this dimension like a parasite. He
needs a body to walk among us.
Other dimensions, other worlds, what are you babbling about old witch? Just tell
less how to kill him. Zordax cannot be slain as long as he rides the veil between worlds.
But there is a way to drag him into flesh. Yes, an ancient artifact forged by the sorcerer
gods themselves. The object was divided by the god of the earth and hidden within
the holy grave of the dungeon. Each guarded by unspeakable horror.
As a sign of obedience sword axe was never to seek them out doing so would mean annihilation
Are these like a horcruxist?
We shall mark the places on your map. Thanks. You have gathered all the pieces
All right. Turn to us. Only then shall we reveal how to wield the artifact
Do as you were told! Recover all the pieces of the artifact
Do as you were told! Do as you were told! Do as-
Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do- Do-
Of course that makes a 99 man, a Riggity 106!
It's tuned in for peak, yeah dude. Whole game's peak, man.
Will spider god temple be marked now?
No?
Oh, we gotta go back to that crypt again?
That was the first crypt in the game, wasn't it?
Oh, you can't go to spider god temple yet.
Okay.
You can only go to those that shine, I guess.
What kind of night is this? A peaceful one?
An ambush one, a quiet night. Okay, fair enough, fair enough.
Well, I leveled up, and I could get Premonition now, that'd be good. Then we got all of those.
To be honest, I'm not sure it's worth it.
Might as well save for like, well I could get more health, though I don't know what increases health in this game, but it's gotta be constitution, right?
Oh, now I can- Oh, it's only on certain threshold it increases.
Okay, I mean we can save so we can get the next sword mastery bucket because you need three points for that insane damage
Whoops press the quit
Oops all right we're good
Congrats Marine let's go dude
huge oh there's also the one up there okay so I guess we'll do catacombs of
scuttle and then we go up top left I mean I'll just bring them with me they're
fun
Maybe there's new gear in town now. I should check that
Yeah, I'm back here now. That's where I kill the skeleton guy
It's the mind control guys from X-Tron.
I don't know what the wizard voice is it is oh his shield here right
Sectolids, yeah, Sectolids.
Nice, nice, nice.
Goddamn. Oh yeah, you can loot these bodies, right?
Alright.
I need to buy healing pot, so I'm gonna have one more.
good not good blue thing on the floor that's fine thank you though all good
I
Nice
oh shit okay we need three things here okay okay okay
where there's a hole in the wall
Okay, I guess I can't unless wait that's where the game started when you fell down in the
beginning of the city, right?
I think I might not be able to do this dungeon yet.
need like the three items yeah we definitely need like three items for
this all right all right then we can go check the city for more gear
We'll have him into the right over there.
What are we doing here?
We're looking for three artifacts to give to the witches so they can tell us how to damage
the big bad guy because he's like immortal.
70 nice 1200 the other team is helping battle they do but their AI just breaks most of the
of time.
Never seen this game?
This is the sequel to the famous Age of Barbarian 1.
critically acclaimed. It's all steam, yeah. But you need to like, remove like the nudity
setting to see it or whatever.
Alright, um, let's go to town first and then we go top left.
I am...
Yep.
I am ro-
No new gear.
So we could stalk up on some healing and then go
What's up, ain't nothing's 30
Hope your runs be going well man
I'm going top left
Oh, and then there's like that volcano or whatever it is to the left, okay?
Nick would make some before you I should check out echoes of the end
really like oh gee gotta work echoes of the end okay never heard of it that
sounds good echoes of the
the game was softlocked so...
yeah soon voice would avoid one point over dude that's gonna be on steam
Right
My god these enemies are insane
There we go
All right now we check this then see if we can do this part
Zena and Hercules back in the day fuck yeah, dude
No, I'm not back no
I'm I'm poisoned
Okay, snake people all right all right
I see
I don't trust that you got a lizard tail
Longest poison lasts
Okay, not too long is not too bad at all
When they level up, I wonder if they just automatically put points in.
Well, the weird lady had the key.
Wait, why is the warrior portrait lower than the rest?
Yeah, that's true.
Why is it lower than the rest?
Okay, here I come.
You are doomed.
Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
I see.
They just walk out over that, okay.
I
Stay right there little rascal now you will die
To about you
He's dead
You are dead. You are dead. He's dead.
You are dead.
She's very dead.
The Gorlo sucks man, I don't know how he's even taken damage.
Oh my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
Ah, Gomelow!
Gallow!
Gomelow!
I never remember his name.
We don't know what he's saying it's not like goddamn or something I don't think he's saying
that but.
or dyad maybe snake boss whoa
Yeah, I'm a killing machine now.
Ah
My god
Can we have elevator? Can we go under?
100? No, it calms.
It can be used to descend into the well.
Too far, I need to get closer.
Okay.
Oh! Did my father send you?
Wait, I know you.
King Zodan and Yana the Queen, I thought you perished in the destruction of Scaram.
The God Necron has not yet devoured our souls.
Then my father will reward you and Kemp will welcome you with honor
Nice the prince I see
Oh shit
I
Okay, a strange crystal bell containing within is going missed something else.
He said it goes as an artifact. One out of four.
Alright, alright.
Okay, so that area's done. Then we gotta go over here.
And do this. Balagorak Ruins.
Hey, you!
Thanks to 80 dude, thank you
Help
Nice.
I keep hitting the wall!
Golden!
Whoa, okay, you.
Giri Ebus, thanks for the three, replace the dwarf?
Nah, he's got, he's team spirit, team spirit.
I
I'm almost level 7. Huge. Then we'll get a huge damage increase.
God damn!
So easy.
My damage is so high I haven't even suspected into damage.
really
But I jump
Key.
Do you have the key Cyclopsson?
Okay, we can go down there.
Oh, we have no lads playing tonight.
Who knows?
I mean, Letbuff playing Cryo single player.
It's so over.
It was a good Ladsart, but it's over.
Let me hear the gu-
There we go.
Get him, sorcerer guy, wizard guy, I mean.
no the sorcerer no
we need to level them up can I put skill points in them
probably not I haven't seen an option oh yeah click on him to check his line
what if he says goddamn I am wounded I can't go on I am wounded I can't go on I
am wounded I can't go on yeah he plays them you can only play as the guy with
the axe like the barbarian guy there but you basically play as him the first
game not the same character but same accent shit I chose the one with the
sword and magic
I
Too far I need to get closer, but you're here
Oh, shit, gollum?
Fucking gollum die!
How's the first game compared to this?
Very similar.
Bit shorter, probably.
The God of Necron.
This is gonna be a new, yep, it is.
It's a new one!
I'm almost 7.
Help!
Team!
help help team team team team team team oh my god kill him
top left you can see my level and the little green around is the XP bar it's
right up there.
Call a wounded. Call a can't continue. Call a wounded. Call a can't continue.
Or alone.
Okay.
Fuck, we're only two people now.
Why did I do the water thing?
I have no idea.
Oh.
Shit.
Man, I'll stop.
Yeah, maybe poison works I don't want to die why does that animation take forever
Help me please!
That did not hit me!
That did not hit me.
You are dead.
I wonder if I still have the key.
Do I still have the key?
because it saves the items you loot. Wait, how far was I? I don't remember.
Wait, which dungeon was this? No, I saved the prince. That wasn't this dungeon.
I don't know if I should go get healing potions.
But was this the dungeon with the prince?
No, no, that was a snake dungeon.
This wasn't the snake dungeon, right?
I don't know.
I probably need to get some healer.
I'm gonna die again.
That was previous dungeon, yeah.
I should get some healing um, I need some healing pulse.
Every dungeon looks the same in this.
Your diet, and then it's all the way to the west, okay.
Ah, fuck.
Okay.
I'm going to buy like 20 healing potions, well, 10.
Oh, shit though.
Easy.
Well, we gotta get to the village over...
Alright.
Four player co-op with this? You can! Two player co-op.
Aw, fuck.
I don't know what to do with it.
I
Won't get
Do the goddamn
Nice no glitch okay let's go
We're gonna buy so many healing potions now.
Hanging those dungeons is brutal man.
10 healing potions
The wizard robes um
No, we've got a ambush during nighttime, so they don't have any clothes on then
Okay, we got to go up here and we got to go back to the dungeon
No random encounter oh
Nighttime call night, please
Is there a- Dude!
I got to kill 10 of them every time.
I don't know what happens if you fail the quick time event.
I'm not sure.
Nice, nice, nice.
Okay, let's do this.
Attributes, we can get Sword Mastery, level 2.
Very nice.
Could get some more damage.
Why not?
Journey.
Okay, we're back.
Perm-a-when?
No, I don't think I would perm-a this.
Can she? Peeve used to play that a lot. Can she?
It's can't be like just a giant sandbox or does it have like a oh my god team
I'll rip my health
Hey you
Lafata big one oh five dude. Thank you
You make your own angles, okay
Then what was the part about me removing the water here? I don't get it
The damage is crazy!
How is GOMLO half health?
Hey, you!
I
Hmm
George thanks 58 man. Thank you possible
Oh, let's go.
So easy now we're speed running right now
What is this?
Asia Barbarian Chronicles!
Tide game, Tide game.
What is that, is that the pig skin stuff?
I
Hey
I don't even know what this is I guess we'll get there
So, oh yes now I get a bunch of healing
Not that we super need it, we have 11.
I'm not sure I can heal my companions.
Never expect a double Hellsweep.
Get out, scum! It's 42! This is where I died last time to these two.
so easy now damage upgrade is huge
okay let's go
Well, let me to choose playing this game because I'll play the first one many years ago.
And then I wanted to play the sequel because the first one was tight.
I even 100% of it.
not today not today the actual answer is that he's a kuma he was planning to
to stop the stream by playing ruinedness kappa
like uh...
okay i don't want to get uh...
I don't want to get nuked into a spawnlock here.
No!
Not the goddamn...
We're good though, we got plenty of healing.
Now we can use the key here.
We can go here.
Nice.
Okay, so, double? We can handle this. We can handle this.
So easy.
Nobody can't death ray them.
I did play Absalom, it was sick.
Ow.
Yes.
Absolutley.
That game was really good.
I hope it gets like a DLC.
Oh, here's another one.
Okay.
Is there one more?
I haven't found that room where that water is
or maybe I haven't.
I just didn't see it.
I haven't been to the middle there though or off
One bulls in this game a mega snake like that was like literally his name. I
Did at the beginning. Oh, it was in the beginning
Was there more water things or was it just that?
I
This door was locked right
I'm out here, okay. Oh, yeah, okay. Ah, ah, ah
Okay, strange mechanism.
Oh, shit.
I
Got Diane
It's not a beat-em-up game with a stage like this, we're not a stage like this, I mean.
Fucking grab!
What the fuck? Kill him!
You would rather play Golem than this? You only say that because you never played Golem.
What the fuck? Ah! Shrooms!
Is that a checkpoint or what is that?
I don't know what to do with it.
Better, Dante, yeah, better.
Oh, gosh.
God damn I miss him and all of us give a race up to go to him super fan thank you
oh shit I think those statues might be checkpoints
Oh, shit.
Dragon.
Ancient Dragon.
How do I hit him?
He can't hit him.
No, he's hitting the leg.
I
Can't hit him
Why is my TV the only one I care?
How?
What?
Surely, there's a way for me to hit him.
Surely there's a way for me to hit him!
Wait, I think I got it.
I might have it.
But now I'm out of healing.
No?
How do you hit him?
Why can he hit him, but I can't!
How am I supposed to hit him there?
I did.
Yeah, I got a checkpoint.
Okay.
Now I have all my teammates too.
Okay, nice.
Thank God for fucking checkpoint, Jesus.
I can only hit the head.
Oh, but my teammates can hit.
Okay, the body.
There I go, and shut up.
I like how I get up to 660 FPS when there's AI slope cutscenes.
Why am I taking damage? Or I'm not. Why am I- Wait what? What's happening? Wait what's
happening? What is going on?
What? Why am I getting hit by? I'm not even doing anything!
What?
Oh, I don't think I have any more healing.
I don't have any healing now.
I'll just chill, I guess.
This has to be a bug, right?
I'm just gonna stand over here.
Oh yeah, my teammates have no health either.
Thank.
Just let them handle it.
13 damage, nah.
Is barbarian guy dead?
No, there he is.
Come on, you guys can get him.
You are... oops... dead.
I'm not gonna hit the drag in the beginning now.
what can you just just go okay
I can only hit the head, but...
Yeah, I'm trying to bait.
What the fuck?
This fight is mega broken of hell.
It's a random loop.
Ah!
I just gotta be...
Okay.
Let's see if I can hit the head.
Middle, middle, middle, middle, right here.
I mean, they got good DPS.
No jump attacks, no.
Here, middle, middle.
I tried poison, it doesn't seem to work.
I mean, we're just late.
I don't think this thing is working as intended.
Almost there.
Wait, what's this gimmick now?
What the fuck?
Okay, guys hit him.
Please.
Hit him.
No, not that.
Guys, kill him. Thank you. Alright.
I have slain the ancient dragon, yep.
Me.
I did get a new helmet, I think.
Or I never picked it up.
I just didn't get anything.
Imagine if I die now and I have to redo this shit.
I'm terrified of extra enemies now, please.
Oh wait, this is the other artifact, yes!
Before you had to do the final blow oh on the dragon on the head y'all got a moon
bullsy I'll fix 30 big you all right we're done there we got to go and refill
our healing cuz we have none
Again.
I
Hey Thor Lara moves up x99, very expensive, yeah very very.
Are you kidding me right outside the city?
Oh, shit!
Well, that was easy.
Mr. Wizard!
Do something!
Yes!
Monica, I think 17! What up?
Ladies and gentle fish, hmm?
Wait what?
Wait again?
I can sell a bunch here that's nice and we can get up oh my god so much gold nice let's
Let's get 10 healing.
Sell some rings.
I didn't buy that now, did I?
No.
Yeah, damn.
New weapons!
Oh, shit!
14 damage, minus 12.
new helmet 20 mona damn new armor six defense life points in mona five defense
stamina in mona 20 oh shit that's a lot of mona but I can't if I can sell
obviously all right we got we got a lot of gold 20 IK sounds crazy man let's get
this one
I could buy the scimitar too, it's the most expensive out of all of them.
That helmet's really good too, 14 damage versus 12 is quite big.
And then we need 900 for Skull of the Phoenix, 900, I sell this for 375, oh come on!
No way I got it, yeah never mind, okay, we're good.
Nice!
Okay.
Actually, very good helmet, insane, live points 15, IK 20, and this IK stamina, insane
upgrades dude!
Agility and intelligence
Damn look at this
Very good we went back here. I guess it updated after the
After the dragon fight
We're going all the way to the left now
Oh my stamina is so much higher.
I'm gonna go all the way here.
Night time, hopefully no random ambush.
And how many ambushes am I getting?
Yeah, 12 to 14 damage is huge in this game.
It is humongous.
I mean, I too saw these guys with light attacks now.
I
nice maybe sounds like old forced him with his bad microphone flying dudes
Yeah, I'm getting encounters like all the time and over there and we have to move all the way oh my gosh
Easy game.
Wait, what, a night time also with an ambush or what?
A quiet night.
Nice.
all the way to the west over here
sunken ruins let's go I can't put any
gear on the other dudes. Crab!
Alright, it's gonna be Kedalk in here.
Why does this feel like bait?
I found a glitch.
If you cancel that with a block, this bell cast, and then you spam attack, it just repeats
the line over and over again.
So we'll find a third artifact here, and then we gotta go back to the first dungeon in the
game and put those three in and that's what I'm guessing.
Insane amount of blood on the skeleton.
I think we got to kill all those like crypt skeletons probably, it seemed important.
This looks pretty easy compared to 3 hours ago.
Oh yeah the game is way easier now.
It is.
Okay, we're gonna need to loot some gold, because we're very low on gold.
Nice.
Bone marrow, right.
I wish you could upgrade the monorail.
I'll bend it.
Bendage.
Thanks.
Did I customize my character?
No character customization in this.
Nice.
Oh cool, uh, mural, mural!
Oh now I'm back in the beginning, okay.
Damn teammates health are looking rough man.
The same gear to sell is so nice. It sells for like a couple of hundred.
If teammates permit, I know they don't.
Yo, are you okay? I'm made in sacrificing blood. Damn. That's fucked. So much sacrifice
and shed back then man back then as if this was yeah
hundred G's
Can I get in here?
Lay!
Nice.
Very nice.
We've punished?
Fuck you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
huge dungeon but I mean this is where the second last artifact is and then you
just got to go back to the beginning
Man does not like to use that shield, huh?
You can't run past enemies now, the game doesn't let you.
to kill him. Can you romance in this game? Apparently there was like 16th but
they got removed or something.
Crocken!
Oh shit, actual Crocken!
Okay.
Crocken!
Cranakvor!
I'm going to guess you cannot poison your own kingdom.
God damn it, you can't roll up or down and I'm starting to roll to avoid the attack.
Okay, one.
Huge D-Piss!
I could all get in your mind now.
I'm just face painting.
Come on, dude.
I came to DPS, sin.
There we go.
That's a fun fight.
Oh!
Okay, can I get in now?
Why?
Oh, I hit him.
Oh, I hit him, too.
Oh, the strong attack goes through also.
Nice.
Yeah, double hit!
Yeah!
Die!
Sometimes you get, like, double hits, like multi-swing.
Oh, yeah, maybe you could have jumped away.
I didn't try.
Oh, well.
He's dead.
good and there's the third artifact very nice that was an easy dungeon start
boredom makes 34 thank you bro we have good progress here man three out of four
and I'm guessing you have to use these artifacts to get the last one in the
first dungeon but that's just a guess can I go here these are just like
cosmetic ones you can go to random caves but as if you want to grind
levels and gold I guess which I don't feel like I need. Quiet Nights please? Yes. I leveled up.
I might save for Sword Mastery. I don't know. I guess I need three points for it. I think I'll
just save for Sword Mastery for the final damage upgrade. Plus three damage on that?
That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous in this game.
Sort of so Dan? I feel like I recognize that, but I haven't played it.
I kind of need to make sure I'm supposed to go back there because maybe you're not.
Fuck. There might be like a dungeon in the bottom right or something where you're supposed to get the fourth artifact.
It could be. I gotta make sure so I don't redo that dungeon for no reason.
These encounters are so fast now with upgraded sword and shit.
Yo, neither!
He's a peasy
No Jork in here, Lacasse. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Did he die?
This character has the best loincloth, probably that witch, or that lady we saved.
She just had like a small chain covering her crotch or whatever.
Yeah, I'm just making sure there's no dungeon they want me to go to over here, so I don't
redo the first dungeon for no reason.
Yes.
Yeah, there's three spots to put orbs in, but you're supposed to get four artifacts
for the main story.
But I think you might get the fourth one when you put those three in.
And then you're like, re-grab them.
play quicker than last time, good shit team
no, it doesn't look like there's any other dungeons
I think we're good, we can go back
quiet night, maybe?
nope
jor-kit
Molds! These guys are a bit more powerful, but they, I guess they would yield more XP though.
I mean, you level up during this, I guess.
I think you're so smart at mohawk.
I'm there in the loincloth with a great axe dude, that's me.
Nice.
We've only added one softlock on these knights.
Is this map part of, like, some board game or something?
That's what I'm wondering.
Like, is it part of some universe that, uh...
I don't know.
Sword and magic or something?
Wait, I failed.
Oh.
Fresh meat!
I've never seen this.
Okay.
Okay
What happens if you don't mash out here because I can hear
I'm walking.
Huh.
Okay, you gotta recover your equipment and escape.
Alright, that's cool.
Some free gold, free XP, good shit.
Imagine getting your head chopped off by a bone.
Rough.
Here's our gear.
Thank you.
Oh
Where do potions get stolen no they don't thank God that would have been so ass
All right, we made it. That's cool. Got a little Chivo.
Can I go to Spider-God Temple or is it just a Hommage to the first game?
Well, all right. Back to this dungeon we go then. No random encounter. Oh.
Yeah, I feel like his lightning bolt isn't actually doing any-
Ostrich!
Wow.
Nice shit team, let's go.
Lash Bomb Dash, 45, hats off, man, thank you.
And nighttime.
No, not this again.
This was way worse than wiggling the stick.
You actually got a-
I was probably like two seconds away from being captured there again.
You have to actually mash so hard.
But why do I not have my gear?
Why do I hold a bone?
Even before they stole my- they caught us on the same frame that I woke up, and now
my gear is gone.
I'm mother killing me.
No, I see my gear here. Okay, good. I actually got a bit worried there.
All right, let's go, yes.
We're so back.
No, I would never permit if this Jesus Christ.
That'd be so tedious.
Oh, I bugged earlier as well.
Oh, I didn't notice it.
Classico.
Oh, sick wizard, let's go.
Okay, he's lightning-dose something.
I
Yeah, no team health bars again, they gave up
We just got to find our room now that where you've got to put those three in it should be over
I mean, this is the only class I can actually, oh okay, I can actually go?
No?
No, it was to the right, I think.
It was like over here.
Or not.
I
Go on record say this is better than silk song true true
Too far
Oh, I just skipped the encounter, Pope.
it is yeah yeah all right we got it this reminds you of fear and hunger too
this game really moon top this calcium lord
they both have the same name that's oh my god my damage is crazy
keep hitting the wall okay I'm getting lookies in there okay this is I can't block this either
I keep hitting the wall when I'm hitting him so I can't
Ah!
Who came? Yes, good shit team.
Now we nuke the shit out of this guy.
Let's go team!
Uh, no lads are planned.
Oh, checkpoints.
Sick.
Alright, big boss fight now.
Oh, dude.
Oh, that seems to be not fair.
Okay, we gotta open this up.
I mean, if it's not, I think I could beat this game, this stream, to be fair.
It was definitely longer than the first game, but I'll see, I guess.
You're a dyad.
That's what I'm hearing now.
You're a dyad.
There's the other lever, bully him, bully him, deem, deem, deem, deem, deem, deem, deem,
Oh, what the hell gimmicks?
Oh, oh, skeleton lord.
You dare trespass into the Palace of Negron, then let my undead feast on your flesh!
Um, nooo.
Yeah, you said that.
Yep.
Oh, you can health-rate him.
Can I get up?
Can I use my heels?
This place is not in shit post.
Alright, well I use a lot of healing there.
there.
And bang, off the bus.
Ah, Sarita, it's tier 251.
Hello.
Thank you.
Hey, I gotta taste the medicine.
Torrent Play makes 57, and there's the last artifact.
We did it.
Hey, you.
No, I did.
I did some side stuff, bar gas, but definitely not all of it or anything.
All right, we got to go back to witches of Saur but I do need some healing
Yep
I
Remove armor bro, how little clothes do you want her to wear?
I am
Alright, nine potions, all good.
There's probably going to need to be another tier of weapons, right?
An armor, might need to save for that.
Blakie makes 45, thank you.
Witches of Saur back up here, it's going to be night time, maybe not.
Oh, very nice.
Look sisters, how well they are protected enchanted only the blood of a sorcerer God can undo the spell or the blood of one of their heirs
sorcerer give me your hand
Behold
Long ago. I served a sorcerer God. I saw this in his book of iron and glass
Here it is the czar with nine
What the what?
How do we use it which amin and Zordac's and shout she's our octal all it means open gate of the unreal
She talks about what you'll never remember that
There still remains the problem of how to enter the black fortress
You should already know that shouldn't you sorcerer?
Roncunda beneath the Sea of Ascor lies an underwater passage
Through which you can enter. Okay, our daughter is waiting for us and with her our revenge
Let's go.
Okay.
Look at the sorcerer. He does know it and the queen she knows what awaits her yet
She lets herself be carried by fate like a log on a river of blood
Darkness awaits you
You shout shoot you shout shoot the rock
You shout you shout shoot
Yeah in the beginning there was like animated scenes and now they're all just like AI it seems like
I said fuck it, we're on our way to the Black Fortress now to kill the Dark Wizard.
Under the lake?
Must have been the one all the way to the left then.
Yeah, there's no AI steam tag for this game, but there probably should be, right?
Nice.
Uh, I have two points, but I'm waiting for Sword Mastery.
This.
Um, okay.
So it's not over there.
Is it down here?
There! I see it! Yeah, let's go!
Another quiet night, that's three in a row.
The black fortress.
No, no, we're going to get-
I
You
I don't even have that spell equipped.
there. Alright, nice. Zordax Fortress. I am a random encounter. Alright. Birds, tigers,
Or I mean saber tooth whatever
Why can't I hate it
I can't hit the anime!
Why are they all naked all of a sudden?
and I emerge from an underwater cave that lies directly beneath this spot.
You're not coming with us, are you?
So be it, sorcerer. You have made your choice.
On the northern side of the island, there is a small beach. I will be waiting for you.
You're missing all the fun.
Oh, they're packing their gear because they got a swimming course.
That makes sense, makes sense.
What?
There's a shield out of bounds right there.
Oh, he's definitely got a health pool.
The more it is giving you butter, the more it is giving you butter, the more it is giving
Come on, that was a hit-less until I thought it was...
What do you mean he gets the kill?
He was dead the entire fight.
I've always been unlucky, ever since I was born.
You've fought well, my friend. Yours is a glorious death.
I have wanted to meet your daughter, Sharon, the chosen one.
Tell her that God lived in her.
I'm going to go get my food very quickly chat, I'm hungry.
I
I had to get some grub dude fuel the engine
zoom on to rockers x50 game that x45 no I I have some random songs I play when
a game doesn't have music it's Nessie so that was Lelevin forest Eleven
forest oh shit you I will burn your flesh for Farron and your screams will
feed his flame
I'm guessing I called to death for him.
Maybe the dev forgot to make him immune or something.
Wait, it actually works.
Wait, can I insta-kill him then?
I need him to fail the check.
Well you can confuse him, but I wonder if you can trigger the instakill.
The input's so scuffing.
Can I dance?
It works! Alright, let's go.
And the music just gave up. Yep.
Ow.
Just stop!
Ow! This guy is tough, man!
Nice, he's poisoned.
This fight's hard though.
This is hard!
You fuck, dude he's so scary.
Wait you can dash up and down by pressing jump?
I didn't know that.
Oh you can just sidestep.
Nice input reading.
Is he fucking regioning health?
Wait, he's regioning his health!
What the fuck? Okay.
Okay, this fight is...
Why is it...
So you gotta be...
You are dead.
Ha ha ha ha.
Now I have no healing for this fight.
You, I will burn your flesh for Farron, and your screams will feed next-
Alright, well, just gotta download it.
And also, if I poison him, he gets the Cof.
Only problem is, the fucking poison animation takes forever.
Poison!
It's not worth it. This is a hard fight!
He's out of bow. Dude, I can't hit him. I can't pull him back in. Pull him back. Okay,
this fight's not hard. There's two attacks you gotta look out for.
I mean you just want to
Yeah, I destroyed him
Do the hell sweep then let's see what happens
I should have just done this before I drank like seven healing ow seven health potions
Press the wrong button
Okay, I know exactly what this is very easy
This is what you get for removing your kin. We will not be a pastel our insane
You! You!
Fuck.
Why are you just standing behind him blocking?
I can't for this fucking barbarian just standing.
Oops, dead.
You, I will burn your flesh for Farron and your screams will feed his flame.
You.
I gotta.
Don't look at chat.
block one two okay hellsweep okay
hellsweep fucking do something no why does he wait so long wait the music just
Kick them for like, a little bit.
Okay, just fuck me.
the dog is I can't punish him after dodging
Oops
You I will burn your flowers go and your screams will feed his flame. I got this I got this
I
You!
Fuck!
Hey, you!
No, nothing!
I'm gonna pick this up.
Okay, that was epic.
my healing. There's the boss or the bad guy. And our daughter.
become the master of this world.
Father, mother, Sharon, no, please, get away.
He's not of this world.
He cannot be killed.
We have a space gun.
You are dead.
I
Impressive
Mortals have come this far your reward is one last look at your daughter the chose I can't skip this by the way
It doesn't let me show the sorcerer gods. She will help me destroy them and become the master of this world
Father, Mother...
...Sharon.
No, please, get away. He's not of this world. He cannot be killed.
Yeah
Alright, I mean it seems...
It seems pretty easy.
You are...
Oops. Dead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Impressive.
The mortals have come this far.
The ward is one last look at your daughter, the chosen one, the seed of the fall of the sorcerer gods.
She will help me destroy them and become the master of this world.
Father, mother...
Sharon...
No, please, get away. He's not going to destroy it. He cannot be killed.
I'm just rolling behind him!
And then-
AHH! God!
I don't want to listen to this fucking cutscene again!
And this dumbass skeleton!
I did.
I know what to do!
Like, I can play it very safe.
Don't stand close to where he teleports,
because he ends the lightnings.
And then you just roll behind him
He does his next attack and then 1, 2.
He just do that over and over.
Ah!
You are...
Ba-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Play safe!
I'm trying to fuck you!
The animation for the lightning.
Fuck!
Oh, thank you, Husbungle.
Yaaaaaah!
Over here.
The fuck?
Useless sack of meat. I'm right behind you.
Yana now with pleasure what bizarre lift nine take this you son of a bitch
Oh, I don't get a health refill!
Oh my god!
Well, he doesn't have a lot of health though.
Oh, brother.
There's no checkpoint for this there's no way right yeah okay oh there is oh thank god
You are dead.
Oh
There's your panic's 15
Andres at x56?
How am I not hitting him there? I'm right up his tentacle!
And I can't get up!
Okay.
How am I not having him down?
You... uh... oops... dead!
Hahahahaha!
Dude, I... I...
I can't hit him anymore. I don't know why
Yeah, maybe I'm gonna need to be lower I'm like too high up
We go lower
Okay, yeah, I was just too high
Okay, I got this
You do running it you do you do
Okay
I
Oh
Right I was gonna milk
Harry I think 59
But I got him. Any moment now.
I
He got
Christian finution dude, let's go
There it is.
So yeah, it was a bit longer than the first game I expected it to be.
I'm sorry.
Sir water because they said at 9.
I'm not very 59 again.
This is part of the 50 Savo.
I'm very late on that.
Thank you guys.
Lord of the Great Sword of
Bilecki Bunty.
Horrible name.
Serena again.
Turned player.
I'm going to give us five.
I mean, the game was fun.
The spunk to scream jank shit like this.
It's fun. Gameplay is fun.
If the game is longer than this, it gets like, it gets very repetitive.
But it's a good length, I think, for what it is with the gameplay.
Yeah, I'm gonna play uh, Idols of Ash now. Yeah, that's the...
Unless we're doing cryo, but let me see if Ladz has said anything.
uh there's been nothing to barbarians we were chronically in post-champ
idols of ashes great yeah yeah i did the play it okay i'm happy we put this one in the books though
I think this might be doing re3
Options
Yeah, I had nudity off can you believe that there's a nudity on you can have
Crazy crazy
Oh, you could have changed camera distance, I didn't realize.
You could have lowered FX.
Oh well.
What if I continue now?
Oh!
Okay, so nudity is just straight up nudity.
Okay, well I mean, yeah.
sense I guess yeah it's just trade-up nudity it is okay let me see I don't
want to do this shit again exit game
Oh, yeah, it's only top less nudity. It's top less nudity. Yeah. Yeah, you can co-op this
with two players. Sinetx43. I can ask this if he wants to play. I don't know if he's
like busy with runs or something well he is yeah he is
what about some good old worms for chat no I don't have that set up I remember
that being a fucking pain to set up dude no I don't mean play this game with
this I mean it cryo I mean cryo dude hey you
let's see someone said something uh well let by is down salad is down I'm down
How about last one is Gigasus, bro?
I'm asking him. See, I am asking him in his chat.
He probably didn't even have time.
Can you believe, I'm a changed man this year man.
I'm going to stream, I'm going to streamer chats and I'm asking, yeah.
Lads, yeah, we should, we could do lads, I want to practice this, give me a few minutes
at least, I want to practice this just for a little bit.
I know what I'm doing, I know what I'm doing, dude.
It's fucking bored by the time.
Oh, today we win, dude. Today we win.
No, Salad is ready soon. I think he was at the end of his workout or whatever. Yo, can
Can I do guess the game real quick and just start someone gold share or some shit?
Uh, guess the game.
I completely forgot I used to do this.
I don't know this game.
No, I r- ahhh!
What?
Is this- no.
O-r-p-g-m-m-o? This is not RuneScape. It doesn't look like this. What is this?
2005? Is this like Neverwinter Nights?
No? I don't know. Wait, what is this?
Arena net. Isn't that Neverwinter Nights or something? Oh shit.
Fuck yeah, I'm not gonna get this one
There's never winter is that also an MMO
Now what are the oh, what are
There's never winter nights and then there was something else
I remember because when I asked about MMOs Chad always mentions this game and some people have thousands of hours in it
It might not even be this one, but I'm trying to remember the name and it was not never winter
Is this Guild Wars? I never played Guild Wars 1
I'll try Guild Wars 1. I only play Guild Wars 2
Yeah, so easy game! So easy!
The gamer! The gamer chat! The gamer!
What do you mean for sense? You can see this is looking at chat
Or this.
You could clearly see if I'm looking at Chao, right?
Clearly.
Um...
71?
Wait.
Bendy. Bendy and the Ink Machine.
What the heck, you?
So easy. I've never played it, by the way. I just know the game is very yellow.
It's the gamer.
The Gamer.
Um...
Ooh.
Oh, no!
P.S. Switch.
It's so over.
I don't think I'll...
I have no idea what this is.
Yeah, no, I'm never gonna guess this.
I don't know.
Anyone in chat knows?
Neon Infernal?
I mean, I'm not gonna cheat it, but Neon Infernal?
Neon Infernal, yeah.
You were correct, sir. You were correct.
Pokemon stadium okay 58% we we sports that's not 58 that's higher it is we
though okay we sports club we sports
resorts we I mean this shit we what is
this called snooker wait world
championship we it is we play we we
Oh my god, there's like a million
We party
Wait, this is that all the
uh Nintendo the sports game where you have a bunch of different sports like
skiing and stuff it it looks like that one i used to have it
i don't remember what it's called like Nintendo sports sports a switch
uh Nintendo World Cup no
it is that game it has to be Nintendo or like maybe like World Cup I don't know
fuck you say 94 fuck Olympic Olympic cryo is so much fun to watch Olympic
James Atlanta 1996 man what the fuck I don't know dude it's called something
is impossible summer games games hyper sports okay too young for that one man
wait I know this I know this I should know this I recognize it wait
Switch it's over it's over
Tactical it's over
Wait tactical RPG for only switch
What is this I dude, I don't know like something like Shin Megami Tensei
I think that's not only switch though, is it but is the first one it comes to mind so
I'm gonna say this I don't even know what kind of games they are
Fire Emblem, okay. I
Never played Fire Emblem. I just know Roy isn't it?
Jump King
Fuck
The in this
Bomberman, maybe
No, Bomberman meger man
What?
Oh.
Hmm, I wonder what this could be.
But then there's like a million Sonic games.
Sonic Mania?
Sonic.
Oh my god, I don't know.
When was it released?
It doesn't say?
Okay, I'm blind Wait, 2010?
I thought that would be mania, isn't that the one that was kinda recent?
Wait, 2010 is 16 years ago.
Lost world?
Colors.
Dude, I'm on a losing streak.
Too old?
Okay, shut up music. I want to play this
Mario no, but it is Wario. It's Wario world. What no um Wario land
Okay, there's four and three two, okay, I'm gonna go with two
I've lost so many in a row and I should just revoke my gamer card.
Halo Wars.
So easy.
So easy game.
No one fucking knew that one.
I can't say 4 cents on that because no one even typed it in chat.
in chat gamer card redeemed yeah it's also doing fungertube masochism mode oh is
that the hardest I looked at chat after I guess yeah and I never saw anyone type
this I won a competition in Halo Wars you know so man knows his gaming yeah
Man knows his gaming this God of War Ragnarok
Okay, well, it's not
Stadia wait minutes to midnight
No, not three minutes to wait hackin slash RPG
what I have no idea I've never seen this I think wait no no no this is a dark
cider guy what is this one called dark side is that Genesis no wait wait three
wait for this is one of the horsemen this is the first guy second one is with
death third is with a whip lady and Genesis was like in the only one I
didn't play and that was a top-down one kind of like this I'm so good I did the
gamer the gamer the gamer next
It looks like Overwatch, right?
The gamer.
Wow, that's old.
Metal Slug.
Heavy Machine Gun.
No?
Wait, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, this is the Terminator game.
The new one.
This has to be the new Terminator game. What is that called on Steam?
I don't know. Resistance? No?
Wait, this is Mortal Kombat.
This is Mortal Kombat 1.
Or is it 2?
Shit, I don't know. But it's definitely Mortal Kombat. Okay, it's Mortal Kombat 2.
Okay, yeah. The Gamer?
Winding Streak ride here. Look at that Winding Streak, 4.
or Lost Planet 2.
Oh that would have been so boss.
Oh wait.
Wow.
Nostalgia.
Tomb Raider.
But this is Tomb Raider, the Rebamp, it's not the first one so, but this is Tomb Raider
right?
Wait, no, wait, shit, this is not, this is not Tomb Raider, this is not Tomb Raider
I'm still gonna go with Tomb Raider.
I'm still- no, if it was Tomb Raider, it would give me a yellow. It's not Tomb Raider. Is this Senua?
No, it doesn't look like Senua.
It was!
This would have been clear and this would have been meh-gobius.
Ninja theory. What do you mean for sense? I played it on stream!
GTA 4.
No, this is cell shaded. Could this be borderlands or something? Is it borderlands 3 or something?
Yeah, it's actually an achievement to be worse in guessing games than in solving puzzles
or guffin. What do you mean? I'm destroying. I'm destroying. Oh fuck. Wait, killer, is
Isn't this killer is dead or something or killer seven or something like that or what no what is this
What no, this is the darkness. Oh
Jackie
Me I just said it was cel-shaded. I know the second one is cel-shaded
So easy chat. I played it on street more than once. Oh
It's over as a football game for confeta
2005, okay, it's so over. Okay, uh, soccer
Dude, there's a million of these and it's so it's not a FIFA game because it was FIFA
Okay, what what what if it was FIFA would give me a yellow guess there
Unless there's like a FIFA
Okay, can I do FIFA 97? It doesn't give me a yellow. Okay, so what other what other football games are there? There's
There's FIFA, soccer, soccer kid, football, heroes, football international.
What the hell?
PES?
Isn't PES a football game?
E-Football PES 2020.
This is impossible.
This is actually impossible.
Unless you're a football nerd, I guess.
FIFA
PES
Football that's not name are there
Football manager
Skip
Maybe this is not part of that franchise so it doesn't give me a yellow
Oh, hey, you guys got a guest the right one. When was it released?
2020
What?
My bad, they all look the same
As I rebranded FIFA, okay gears of war
Okay
Not rated
Wait Monopole, oh he is to wait this is Gregory's is this Gregory's
Judgment and
Gregory's whore show
Yeah, dude, we even have an emote of that here
That game was cool
Wait, are we shit I forgot we're landing are they in the game okay one more
Indiana Jones I need for an old machine
Oh, that would have been so boss okay, it's over. I don't know what this is
I have never I have no idea what this is wait is this Aldo no early access why
does it look like a Zelda kinda with farming is this what Stardew Valley looks
like I'd never played it
Star Dew Valley, Core Keeper, okay, I don't know, I'm gonna launch the game and there's an update for H of Barbarian!
Look at that!
Yeah, I'm launching the game and then I'm gonna guess more games until they join.
Today we win a round in this.
Yeah, I don't even need to cover the code or anything because they just, yeah.
Let me fix no chat on for this. Lights need to be off. This game is creepy.
I hope we get the stalker monster again. That guy is so...
Hi!
Are you bobbiting?
I'm actually going to go grab a drink, but I'll leave the stream on the other side.
Okay, I can do this.
I think the wreckage is 33.
I got the wreckage yesterday.
There's two world records in this lobby right now.
No.
You're gonna go.
Yeah.
You.
I'm gonna wall.
Right.
I'm going to turn off my lights.
Fuck!
Ah, Rip Bozo.
We do what we do it like one each
Oh
World record
World record! See that salad? 35 plus.
35 plus.
Bro, you probably spent like four more worlds last night playing.
I don't know. You can see my playtime on Steam. No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna go customize my character.
Where's the c-
here whoa look at him hello damn I also want to look cool wow fucking hell we can
right how'd you get that outfit I formed offline wait you actually get rewards oh you
Unlock stuff. Yeah, you gotta collect penguins man. Oh, that's what the penguins are for
Yes, okay. Let me see I see
Well someone needs to wear the helmet I guess
Now easier
Yeah dude he's been on you you're lucky with penguins you said
A little bit. Yeah, let's look at this nerd. Oh my god
Oh, God, this is jealous.
So you don't have goggles?
Left by the cusculate of Christ, true.
That's a good idea, dog.
Yeah, Hending, thanks to your anniversary, Maverick77,
Baby, Sonic 3 year anniversary.
Guys, I'm gonna play...
Oh!
How are we gonna just sit here and slap the beaver?
He's got a run going.
Oh!
Alright, we're playing now.
Alright.
This is ready, right?
We all look different now.
That's awesome.
Good.
Hell yeah. Let's go.
Who the fuck in Penguin should you collect?
Yeah, look at him.
I think I'm probably like 10.
I'm not sure.
What the fuck?
What do you mean how sad it's so much better
boober than me? I have the world record.
That's a sad it hasn't expanded in some time.
No, the straps have passed.
Convocations have passed.
What is that really good horror game for people that haven't seen it?
You're up against a random monster every time, and you have one primary objective you've
got to solve, and then you have a bunch of different exits depending on the items you
find.
There's a helicopter, a snowmobile, a safety room, yada yada.
Uh, yeah.
It's very good, this game.
What?
I heard green glasos
Lepa knows this map inside and out now
Hi
Dude, I hope it's a stalker again
Salad have you seen the gimmick with a stalker?
He hides around corners you can see his hand stick out and then it grabs you
Yeah, I think so yeah, he like hides
You're shaking why
Yeah
this time maybe I was lying we need to find the code for this is that in the
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is normally in the other rooms.
Where do you get the code for?
There's always been a room not by the thingies, the vault codes. We need to find them first.
Wait, what?
It's the stalker. If it wasn't the stalker, we would have heard him way before he was there.
He's so creepy.
This game is very, like, noise-reliable.
In the bottom right, you can see how loud you are.
So when you talk in-game, like, oh, you don't want to make too much noise.
So the worst thing about the stalker is he can literally sneak up on you, you won't hear it.
It's awful.
Solid.
I need to heat up yeah finish aging my variants. Yeah, it was really fun
It's here. I think it's here.
It's coming. It's coming.
I can't fucking see anything.
I have a fucking stamina!
Offering, offering, offering, offering, offering.
I'm
I don't, it might be electricity making the sound, or it's him stepping in water.
I don't know.
i'm gonna light my flashlight
fuck this monster, i hate him
oh it's the damn lamp
i thought it was him stepping in water, dude
uh...
Solid is dead dead
Man, where did everybody go
This is by far the scariest monster to go up against, especially when you don't have
any light. I don't have a flashlight, not a good one.
How do you win a game see this this is the primary objective you have to fix the broadcast and then you have to recover the samples these are random they change and then there's different escapes that you need different items for
So you choose escape depending on which items you find now the snowmobile for example only carries two people and we are four
so
Yeah
He stalked me. He was behind me. You could hear he take one step behind me before that he was...
I think when he's stalking you, you can hear him when he gets like two steps away from you.
because I could hear the sound but I thought it was electricity but it wasn't it was him
These little lippies aren't dead, but they're not answering chat, so...
Yeah, this monster is... it has to be the creepiest.
Well...
Yeah, he stalked me in here, it's super creepy.
Hate this monster.
Huh?
No, it's the stalker.
The word, like that, yeah, it's the scariest one.
It is
Thank you. We got to get this let's go get this so we can get solid
I'm trusting you here surely we won't freeze to death right
Oh, we're solid there, right?
Is this death?
Uh, Leppa, we're gonna die.
Leppa?
I'm closing doors behind so we can hear if he opens one oh that's smart what is
in front yeah he could be but then maybe he's lurking behind the corner but then
you can see his little claw stick out his little what out his little claw what
was the other word you used claw his little claw no little claw okay do you
know where medical is. This. I don't want to be stalked again. Is he not here? No. He's
He's a printer, yeah.
See, that's the creepy part about the stalker. He will chase you, but then he stops chasing you and hides somewhere.
Well, at least I have aggro.
Yeah, it is, crazy boy.
He is stalker uses vents and stuff like that.
See if this was the dog or the big guy they would rush in here and then just like sniff the locker
He doesn't do that
Which is it makes it so much creepier
Now he's hiding behind the wall, yeah
It's so over.
for
We got a lucky man. This is the hardest. I think this is the toughest monster out of all of them
You just he he just sneaks so sneakily up on you and there he is
Hey, you!
Sarah, thanks 42!
This is chat's POV when they meet me, IRL.
Yo, he's he- don't, don't!
He was hiding behind the wall!
Oh, you mean that they saw me?
I mean, I was just crawling here.
They didn't see his claw stick out from the wall.
That's on them.
That's on them, bud.
Nothing I can do.
Uh, what?
What happened?
Wait, what?
What?
what what wait what wait what just happened oh this disconnected I think
rule about chaining doors oh yeah yeah unless you're being chased
Please.
You didn't even die to the chain door.
It was right behind me when I was taking-
Yeah, you didn't die.
That chain door-
He didn't die, did he Sam?
That chain door was there from the beginning, by the way. It wasn't one of us.
Well, I chained one door.
The one that was near the printer, so that might have been after me.
Oh really? But me and Salad rushed there in the beginning and it was chained.
Hmm unless you
Yeah, maybe I don't maybe you zip there
Well, that's not with a code
I went in the chocolate cake Wow
First he has Mickey Mickey D's last night
Oh, yeah, right, okay play
Have we won a single time yet, no we have not
It's not going to be stalker again.
I mean the dog is also very creepy because it mimics voices which is kind of funny.
I did not get another burger. I went and got some chocolate cake from the old maid.
Yeah, or you had burger last night. And it's Easter!
True, yeah, yeah, I'm not hating, I'm just saying.
Nah, you're a hater.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got honey roasted nuts.
Yeah.
I actually barely ate any of that burger. It was fucking whack.
Ew.
It was a waste of money.
Okay, I'm gonna stick with team now.
I'm not going solo.
What do you mean I was with you?
Yeah, but then we got caught by the monster and we died.
Are we going outside again?
I'm not going outside. I'm just going upstairs.
Well, this takes you...
Oh does this take it to printer? Yeah it does, right?
And monster shows up in three, two, one.
Na na na na na na na.
I'm pretty sure I hear it.
You're not fucking...
Alright, my locker.
It's fine, right?
Uh-huh.
That's probably the big guy, right?
It's gotta be the big guy.
We need to be more careful.
spring thing too much because I'm trying to find items.
I
Oh nice.
Alma!
It's here.
Well, he's definitely the big guy. This is probably the easiest monster out of all of
them. He can't enter vents so you're completely safe in vents.
We actually made it to the escape room, or the safety room, the panic room last night,
But then he followed us in there and then he killed all of us
Is he coming back here now I'm getting camped aren't I?
No, not because of me. It was because of the lads because they didn't leave me behind.
So, yeah, they should have left me, but they didn't, you know? 7385.
wait do we not have printer fix find communications oh we don't even need to
do printer now so I'm here for no reason well it's good to have this open
though
it's over well I don't have a mid-kit but I'll find one in medical
Wait, I'm in lodgings.
That's actually good.
Also, oh, yeah, it could be tea items here I've found before.
Have you been here?
Good talk.
Salad is always the first to die.
Oh, they're salad! It is salad, right? Yeah, it's salad. I have no medkit, though, so I
can't help them. Unless this has a medkit, maybe.
Sal is dead. I see him over there but I can't do anything. I have no med kit.
We need a defibrillator. We can bring him back. We need a defibrillator.
How do you spell that?
There's Salad.
Okay.
They can open lockers, yeah.
Every monster can.
Wait, this is bleeding out?
it's crawling the kennels okay I was just there
Okay.
Yo. Yo, yo. No. Come back, come back, come back. Wait, do you have a med- do you have
a medkit shit we got to get where the
fuck is kennels finding kennels is so
ass I think it's like finding kennels is
like the worst thing in this game
Borderline impossible to find it. Unless you're there already.
Can't eat some heat. I'm close to kennels. I'm close to kennels right now.
But I need heat or I'm gonna die.
This is still bleeding out, is that? Okay, he's fine.
I need to heat up and then I think it's over here.
I just need to not fucking freeze to death.
Come on. Why am I freezing?
Unfreeze. Go.
where is the damn kennels is it up here and then you continue yeah it's over
here I found it it should be here it should be right in front of me
boy I'm here I'm here
Yeah, you were like, four seconds too late, yeah, just done.
Yeah.
Salad's gonna stay dead. Ah, here's your medkit
We need a d-fade. I
Know let by is down
Yeah, no, no, he's at I hear him too
He said snow truck right though security card is right here nice. Yeah, I can grab if you don't have any space
He is
Back back back back back
Yeah, I ran into him
Wait now we're at the other exit right this shit's so confusing
Let's see this way
Okay, well
where'd you go? let's go through the kennels then
it's probably better for a guy yeah for a guy
It's so over. It's really over. It's super over. We need to just reset. Though we actually
have two key cards but it's over I can get this to the candles though I have to
wait or like 30 seconds otherwise he's gonna hear me open it
Yeah, I mean we could just reset it might be good to reset I mean I don't know
So it's literally gonna be dead in the entire match at this rate.
Yeah.
How many defibs are on the map anyways?
I know that there's two at least.
Maybe there's three, but...
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, we could just reset.
I think let us dead too.
Yeah.
I'll see if we just do it.
I'm done. Yeah
We go again
Now it was just back the thing is I'm trying to like walk and be quiet sometimes to just forget man
But to be fair, I think I'm the one that sneaks the most out of all of us.
Is he solid and left by just running every door?
It's like, boom!
Ah!
Do you see this? This is exactly what I'm talking about. But I'm gonna let him do it.
Dude, it just killed me in a locker. I didn't make a single fucking sound and it just killed me in a locker.
Yeah, lockers are not safe.
Some of them aren't safe. I swear some of them are like, fuck.
I've never seen this one before.
I'm not saying a single word.
I can't besides, but I don't know.
I could work on it. I can't fucking go outside.
Ah, fucking great. And then this is, yeah, fuck me then.
Alright, well what do we do?
4-5-5-1
I got the medical is right over here
The medical is blocked by the fire
I wonder why he keeps dying first every time
Wait, are we printing?
Yeah, we got it
do not do yes fire extinguisher give me the ink yeah thank you
So right here for this main objective, we got the printing one now.
You have to wait for the printer and sometimes the printer gets stuck, so you have to bonk
on the printer.
Sitting in this locker is actually the best thing you can do here.
GAH!
Where'd all the lads go? Huh? Hello?
Guess I'm on printing duty.
bleeding out. Um...
Hey, you!
Skuba thinks for the 16 hoodie thinks 62 skiddle by 4 years.
Thank you.
There's a lot of papers we're printing here.
It's a three times you got a bunk it
he's a
It's an abandavator, Dender.
Is this stalker, yep.
It's weird and qualify for the World Cup, I knew it.
i think the printer is done
I feel like he's here I feel like he's talking outside
That shadow is weird. I'm leaving this area now. I did the thing.
Please don't stalk me.
I want to find my friends.
I always gotta look behind you for this guy
I'm going to loot the gym.
I've found key cards here before.
Oh my god!
Bro, when my cursor is above, way above, the fucking toilet wall, why does it throw half
a screen under it?
I was trying to throw out here so he would be baited.
Oh, this is so dumb.
And then I'm locked in here, by the way, because the door is blocking me.
Oh, savior!
Do you have a medic?
I have nothing. Not a single item. Oh, thank you.
I found a card in here before but not so lucky this time it seems like only a bunch
should meet fresh
I'll follow you. Oh so it's bleeding out. Oh is he?
Oh be apartment that's close to this isn't it? Yeah let's do comms
Yeah, you said it.
Yeah, because this is watching A.
Does A connect to B?
I actually don't know.
Oh, we don't actually have to.
No, we need a lab key card, though.
It could be here, I guess.
Yeah, should be good.
All right, I'll go up upstairs.
Nice.
Hey, so.
I think we can get to him.
Yeah, should be good.
All right.
I'll go up upstairs.
Nice.
Hey.
It's Alex.
Up ahead.
Do we have any key items, like key cards?
No.
At least we can change the monster.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we also need to check this dead body.
I
Why are you so fucking quiet that oh it's so quiet
You got to sit for like an eternity if you want to be safe.
I wish there was a way to like not slam doors.
It opened them slower or something.
Hello?
Keycard?
Hello?
I heard someone running here.
Hello?
I heard it.
Oh, fuck.
I can't fucking spell.
I have the lab key card, we should go get lab.
Nice. Did you loot the lodging?
No, I haven't looted any lodgings.
Okay.
Look, I just heard something over the screen.
I'm gonna go to labs and sort that whole thing out so we don't just need to-
Behind you!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh my God.
I'm going to labs. I have lab card. We should, uh,
Okay, okay.
Dude, I hate this monster.
Yeah, this one's full.
Yeah.
Do you know the way to labs?
Where's the dog when he ate it but it can't go outside.
Yeah, oh yeah this is good we're printer now, okay.
Everyone's alive.
Yeah we're good, I have a med kit with two charges.
Okay.
Like five lights in the woods.
Oh my god, no lighter?
No.
I have one when I jump in the snow.
Yeah.
I see clear views to believe it's down here.
Yeah.
He's gonna get dragged into a vent, mark my words.
Ta-da!
Nice!
I'm just gonna find the cryo key.
Oh, th-there's sensors here, right?
Censoring this guy will be so good, to be honest.
Oh, yeah.
I need a flashlight. That'll be great.
Oh!
Asking you shall receive
Huh, no, I just found one
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hello hello I
I think it might be coming. I'm not sure.
I'm not finding the cryo keycard.
Oh you did?
I thought it was always in here.
Oh, okay.
Oh, do we need the lab keycard anymore now?
I don't think so.
Oh nice. Have you done the puzzle for this?
Yeah, I've done it. I've done it. It's classic Resident Evil, dude.
There's someone here.
There's someone here, Salad.
I'm going to be right in front of me sitting very still.
all this is here that's why I saw two blips on this
nice all primaries done we just got to escape now
why me yeah we were like all three in here
Alp. Alp.
Well, primary objectives are two out of three.
Ah, escape, yeah.
So we gotta do an escape route.
That's the hardest part.
surely he's not behind this wall
there's no one in front of me we're good
so we just got a do we have like main
this card or something? No? No. I feel like if each battle field we can still use the
Blackbeard A department, probably. Yeah. The lodging's A is like untouched. B is like
pointed down. Okay, let's go lodging's A then and try to find stuff. Yeah, so lodging's
So it's going to cost you to fire another guy, as far as I'm concerned.
Hey, if we go upstairs, we should be fine.
Still no one in front of you, should be safe.
I think a lack of stuff having his own adventure.
Is he alive?
Yeah.
No one in medical.
Yeah, this way.
Wait, uh, do I want to check recreation?
I wasn't here, but I think I got a chance to do that.
Thanks.
Alright, we checked comms, now let's go lodging.
Yeah, he's not around here that I can see we should be good a
Lighter salad I got a lighter here
close the door then we can hear if he comes in otherwise he sneaks yeah I'm
try hard dude I'm a changed
you're changing mom yes egg timer
there's someone outside the door someone's outside the door
I was prepared man. I saw that blip. I ain't here no lepa
I'm here I'm here
This this this here
Into the room, into the room, yes, yes!
Into the room, to your left, left.
Come left, left, left, left, go, go left.
No, he's crawling away.
I mean, the thing is, if I leave, the monster's gonna kill me.
It's happened two times in a row.
you can't type in you can't type in chat when you when you're hidden oh we're all
here nice
We're served.
Security or servers?
Have we fully looted these lodgings?
I feel like we've got most of them.
Yeah, we're still...
I mean, I have the jobs.
I don't know what else we have for escaping.
I have...
Well, let's go.
Oh, he's coming. Don't go there. He's coming that way.
He's coming. Go this way. Go this way.
I have USB hardware key.
Oh wait, this is a dead end.
Nice.
This is a dead end.
He's to your right, but he's far away.
No, he's not.
Oh, OK, well.
He was not far away.
No!
Fucking hell, I get- you gotta sit in the locker for five minutes every damn time, otherwise
they always hear you because the character is too fucking dumb to not slam the damn
locker.
Go for it.
He's over here.
Just go for it.
if he's coming it looks fine he went
They're on the corner there, but he hasn't come back, so.
We need to get out of lodging.
It's like, we need to get out of here.
Leppa can go fucking do his servers on his own.
OK, Molster is not behind us.
Okay, so they show closer than what I thought on this thing.
Okay, I can do servers.
are we a server rooming security oh we have security oh yeah right right right
Yeah, he said he got me out of the cave.
Okay, the monster isn't here, we should be good.
It's not around here at least.
Surely, we don't get locked in with it again.
not. I think we keep this event closed. Oh, so we just got to wait for let us you
someone is outside he's here he's here someone is right outside the room on the
radar
easy no he's here he's right outside the room
this might be a horrible fucking idea
oh shit
there's the he's out there or it was leppa
oh it's leppa okay we're good
yeah what puzzle
what the fuck is this? oh, wait what?
hustler?
monster
easier, easier
It's kinda good.
Ain't running no with it!
We're so chill. We're chillin' hard.
I f***ed you up, huh?
I f***ed you!
I think he's gonna be dead.
Again!
He came running into the room, as it was in the room where Luke was screaming it's on its way.
It's there, it's right in front of us.
We will make it we're very close to escaping now we are
I want to leave but I just heard him he's right here somewhere he's talking
If I leave, I'm gonna da-
It's in the vent to my right.
It's inside the vent.
I think I'll be fine though.
Yeah, it's an event, it is.
It's behind us, it's coming.
It's coming, but it's not super far, it's...
I see it, yeah it's coming, it's coming.
Close it, close it, close it.
I don't see it on the radar anymore.
should be good we should be fine
oh fuck yeah oh boy finally yes are you can you can run in this cutscene
I got like four achievements right there.
Yeah, I got so many.
Ah, yes!
Dude, I wanted you to do the puzzle, but it just kept fucking spawning, counting the room.
Yeah, I saw the puzzle and I was confused.
Take out my...
Nice pink stuff, man!
Right, right.
Damn!
I'm stealing your clothes, Leppa.
Your old clothes.
Jesus.
See, that's all it's got enough to.
I know that.
When you started in the heck of the map?
Yeah.
No, not one more I got anyways.
Yeah, I got it anyways, I gotta walk in a doga.
Yeah!
Sounds good.
We gotta fucking win though!
We gotta win, win, win!
Wait, where is he?
No way!
He is him!
I don't mind no iPod.
I will hunt you by your testicles.
Wait, how do you have a iPod?
Oh, this is a musical player.
Yeah, Chad, you can pull open the pad right in front of the screen when they're playing if you do this.
He's here in my room, I'm so tongue-tied.
It's so toxic here.
I'm gonna fucking go there with him.
Look at this big car.
I'm gonna try and get it out of here.
I'm so tilted it's actually the same because there's more fun items you can use here
Yeah, yeah, it's probably for later or maybe you got to beat hardest difficulty.
Oh, it's an old BS3 a fat one
Oh
He's gaming his record oh shit oh my god
Oh, different!
I can't see here!
Oh
I can't see anything
I
Was the final run is the final run. Oh my god. Hello
That is not
This is what it's like to play with the caskulots, you know?
He's going to be trying to retire all of them.
No!
Not for him.
Come on.
Show him how it's done.
Dude, where's the bag?
I'm like, no team just locked in.
Wait, you missed the log.
Go back.
Oh.
Get a power up or be hit on a thing.
Boom.
No!
Oh!
Oh, close.
No, that's lost.
What do you say?
Yes, it's time to end the video.
Alright, I'm off now, boys. Good luck, all of you.
Thank you for playing! I'm also gonna go.
Bye, thank you for playing.
I'm almost done, it's time to give up.
RIKKI!
That's not Rikki.
What, what was Rikki?
68.
What's this?
What are you kidding me? I thought oh my god, I thought it was 36
Fucking game is so easy dude. It's so easy
I found this rat I found this rat
I found the strat, I found it.
I just look on the bottom part of the logs, not anything else.
Yes, this fucking guy.
Yeah, it made it so much easier.
Oh, no, I can go to bed.
This is on the first.
Nah, it's time to go to bed.
Nah, you can show the lobby. This is bullshit.
There'll be a next time, I'm sure, alright?
The next patch, next update, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, when the bullet wipes and your record no longer exists.
No! No, no, no, it's not gonna... wait.
No.
Ah, screenshot.
that's just crazy just crazy anyways anyways good night good night
Oh fuck yeah, dude. Oh destruction
Destruction dude. Oh my whole body was shaking from that. I was shaking. I got bull bit of code of our world record
Oh man what am I streaming tomorrow I don't even know I don't know man what was that hack
and slash game someone took me that told me about took me it was like this hack and slash
game someone told me about yeah there was it echoes of this saying
No echoes of the sand there was something I remember was it ash of something I
don't know I don't know ash of gods no I don't know what it was it was like some
God of War hack and slash is echoes of the end. Oh
What is that what is this
Mostly positive wait did I see the trailer for this game?
It didn't this game look pretty cool. It's kind of slop, but it's kind of cool
right
Peggy 18 Peggy 18
Okay, show gameplay.
Nice!
Wait, there's the capitations and shit?
I mean, this is tight!
Oh, cool!
We introduced a number of new environmental hazards. Oh
Cool, one of the biggest pieces of feedback that we received was about how Rin could feel floaty
It might sound small but that sense of being a part of the world really shapes for the whole game
Does anyone play this?
We overhauled all of Rin's service of animations. Her feet now stay firmly planted turn some pivots of sharper
Niiiice
Smappier and jumping has been refined. Any climbing has simple rework. Rin now feels very scuffed
But this is major update dude, they redid animations and stuff
Look this is tight
It's pretty cool, man. I don't know. I don't know. It's mostly policy reviews, but they're
updating and shit. Drag down and forgettable, really. Well, it doesn't seem super long this
game oh well oh well oh well oh well oh well oh well I would love to do San Andreas chaos
mod yeah that would be cool but not tomorrow because that that game chat that game I just
had open South Samson this game comes out on Wednesday so I I'm gonna try this game
on Wednesday I think it's made by the just cause developers it could be ass or
it could be good I say we test it you know we try it and see how it goes it
could be really fun man
nah nah nah nah nah it could be minds I like it could be so I definitely want
to try this on Wednesday chat to see if it's good yeah it could be fun could
be fun to stream you know but tomorrow I'm not quite sure maybe a full play
through something if there is something out there I was almost wanting to do a
play through of Soma again but then I remember the horror segments and I don't
want to I'd also bash I want to try that tomorrow yeah I gotta go now chat
all right I go now yeah I appreciate everyone being here it was really really
fun stream man it's just fun to play dank shit like Adrian barbarian that
Oh shit, it was fun as hell.
Night shippers?
Oh, it's lad-like.
Wow.
I'll post it in the lad chat.
Oh, she looks pretty dank.
Oh yeah, Happy Easter everybody also of course.
I'll be back tomorrow, I think Tuesday I'm gone.
Um, yep.
There there it is. Oh
Yeah, AI limit the I've got a DLC right
Then I did the last two days salad. I feel you man. I feel you
All right, I'll be back tomorrow usual haven't really decided what to do. I'm in an indecisive mode, so I'm not gonna say anything
But I'll come out with some I'll see you tomorrow
appreciate
Appreciate y'all. Bye. Bye
I love you guys.
I