Hello!
Today we are Yeesus.
Wait, are they making an Ocarina of Time remake canvas?
Like an official one?
Is that a reel?
Or is it like fan-made?
I guess it's like apparently got leaked with nothing official.
Oh, okay.
I see.
Huh. I would play that. Definitely.
I wonder what they are, really.
I always go live with the gate maves.
Alright, Johnny, gotcha, man. Hope it gets sorted quickly.
A tradition of food am I eating for Easter?
Uh, Subway.
Yeah, well speaking of Zaldo.
I'm not celebrating any Easter except playing I am Jesus Christ I guess.
I'm playing I am Jesus Christ that's literally my title this I am Jesus
Christ! Spoobs like 61, thank you. I believe this is a normal game, yeah. Or like it tries
to be I think yeah for Easter Monday dude we pray again grief for Jesus from
GTA it's a serious game as in common game mechanics okay I mean if it tries
Nice to be serious, that's even better.
I've heard this rumor except yeah, Cory Barlog up in the director's seat again man.
Can you play it in god mode?
Ahhhh.
Yeah.
yeah yeah I need to uninstall some games I do this takes up a lot he can't say I
am Jesus then do devil emoji but last for me sometimes I get sad about things
like my feminity my place in this world then I see a lot playing an AI slot game
at 9 a.m. Central Standard Time and People. Me, donate for it. Wait in as bad as you may
tie this page.
It's Easter! Today we are Yeezus. We play Yeezus.
Damn, Naly, that's Super Beast. Nice work, dude.
Is this a survival game?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I have no idea.
I don't know what this game tries to be.
I think it's just like history of Jesus or, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They would beat lads last night. Yes, we did we did
I've no plans on doing that canvas. I would have done it a long time ago then
Is there
What the fuck you're playing this though because I want to I
Want to it's Easter
people asked if I was gonna play it I'm like fuck it why not
did it did it did it did it did it did it what up ain't run
oh shit excellent damn hope hope you get it recovered quickly man
I have nothing to repent for I got there boba boba the world record yesterday, and we got we did we beat a cry run
But that are but that are but with a vehicle. What is that canvas vehicle better?
game is mega slop is it more slop than age of barbarians wait I almost have all
achievements in this
man this is boob this is so easy to 100% this game is so easy
I
Dr.. Barberus is funny. Yeah, let's see if this game is funny, too
Ever seen fan arts of time traveler seeing Jesus no no
Clicking on the game and the first I see is a YouTube lagging so I can't fucking do anything.
Clicking on the game and the first I see is a do-it-yourself ad where someone is nailing
two boards together.
that that is yeah do I have that
but I don't have any add like that no
pray is this horror I think some elements of this might be horror yeah I do think so
No.
True ain't wrong, true, true.
Learn to play, thanks 21!
Thank you.
Want to have three friends to even know about this game?
game has been played a bunch by other streamers. I'm not the first one. Oh, what a good song.
And the MCA. Can't listen more.
Do-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Do-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
What was that song? That was concerning Hobbits.
I have a knot, Kuro. That's sick.
There's a Bless Tree, yeah.
Yeah, the octopus game I played got all like copyright strikes.
Oh, yeah!
The mileage is 28.
Is this game offensive?
Why?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Because they make fun of Jesus?
Have you played it?
Offensively bad.
Yeah, this game has good reviews, it does, yeah.
sitting at 87% yeah 87
did it did it did it did it did it did it do now when I was in school we used to
go to like church and stuff like school ending before summer break and all that
and sing and have like Bible versus this might be a bit nostalgic same yeah I
wonder if they do that still I don't know I don't know if they do that still in
in Sweden.
This game is not 8 hours. No, it's not.
It's pretty short.
There's gonna be horror after this. Ah, the sympathy, the climbing, the game thing.
You you went to because he had a crush on a girl
Wait you went to church because he had a crush on a girl ain't run blast for me
Yes, he's less yes
Alright, I will be...
You thought it was a sign from God.
There.
I can't start this game until the song kicks in, man.
I gotta wait.
That's an X language.
Okay, I'll have to open my dashboard.
I
Did I have my first playthrough of this was so cool when I got to this boss fight
Yeah, I know I just blue balled you hold on. I'm gonna I'm gonna play it. Okay. I'm gonna play it
But then during the boss files like what have they done with the theme worst the classic
And Chow was in like Emote only or some shit, so they just posted like some clueless emote.
I'm like, where is it?
Why have they butchered the fight?
Why have they butchered the theme?
I mean, yeah, it's good, but they weren't, they like made it like a full orchestra or
something and then when this kicked into the second phase, it was so hard, dude.
It was so good.
Where is my dashboard?
The dashboard, activity speed, there.
Yeah, that was a that was a cool moment.
I thought like, I was feeling a bit disappointed.
Because I played this shit out of regular effects of it.
And this, the theme was so iconic.
I was waiting for it.
And then it just kicked in, and it was tight.
Bro, this video is giving me a fucking seizure.
Rack and all.
I...
I cannot watch this.
I do not fear.
I cannot watch this.
Genova Classic.
Is this one?
It goes so hard dude!
I
So sick I should probably play rebirth man
I haven't played it yet like I played all of Final Fantasy 7 oh gee a lot
Get the fucking golden chocobo and everything man. That was cool dude. That was cool
Is rebirth on PC now it is right it is on PC. I think
yeah it is yeah wait I have it when
then I probably bought it on sale because
I'm gonna play it nice very cool dude
very cool yeah I man it was so fun to
play the oj ff7 back then and getting
a golden chocobo oh my god it was so
much work to get a golden chocobo just
you could run to that island and get
Knights of the Round?
Oh man, fucking hell.
I mean, this is like classic.
T.J.
It's at 4pm soon. I'm starting then.
I'm stalling until 4 p.m. It's in one half minute, and then we're Jesusing
The song goes hard this song goes fucking hard. I love this song
Waiting waiting one more minute one minute and seven seconds
Sinful stalling, now now 50 seconds.
We had to get there eventually Muffin didn't we?
Thanks for the 2.
The Black Mages version of Geno slaps the band as even headed by no-gooder-side.
Oh, the Black Mages version, is that a band? I don't know.
It's 4pm, in 10 seconds.
this song is called rain from underground from ground rain from the
ground by lori and testar
Oh
Chat time for pay gap
And bang up the bus
Oh, I mean, that's that's a classic Gekko.
I am Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Let me make it this, this, this, 120, a pretty, it's going to lose signal a little wee bit.
and then I'm gonna go back is the souls like no no I'm not sure I need the list
I don't I don't know how optimized this game is
I've Jesus be ballin, okay, it's a cool emote
Was there a little bit of motion blur there's head bobbin
Oh, true Alcyon. Dude, Dawn's Inferno is so good. I love that game.
I'm on a carpet, it's 84 gig of X30.
The truth is, you know, BigMothX42, AcopaxX42, TheoMasterM6, RebornBoy, IdiotX5, Shadow for
this, probably one of them games, Shadow Rear or some shit.
Actually I think there's like objectives up here, so I'm gonna go over here.
I am holy.
Today.
I know difficulty options am Jesus Christ in the beginning was the word and the word
was with God and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through Him all
things were made. Without Him nothing was made that has been made. In Him was life. And that
life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness and the darkness is
not overcoming. The word became flesh and made his dwelling among us.
Can you download a 2B mod or CJ mod for Jesus?
Shhh.
Pink party bag.
An angel of the Lord appeared and said,
Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as more wife, because what
What is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.
She will give birth to a son and you are to give him the name Jesus.
Because he will save people from their sins.
And she gave birth to her firstborn, a son.
She wrapped him in clothes and placed him in a manger because there was no guest room
available for him.
And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks
at night.
An angel of the Lord appeared to them and said to them, Do not be afraid.
I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.
Today in the town of David a savior has been born to you.
He is the Messiah.
The Lord.
This will be a sign to you.
will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger. So they hurried off and found
Mary and Joseph and the baby who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him they
spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child. And all who heard
that were amazed at what the shepherds said to them.
and a new birth of the world and to man.
You alone are the hope of the world,
a soul light that must shine in the face of darkness.
Now please, seek out John.
What does it mean in the bottom right?
Confirm the answer and the same button as the skip dialogue?
Revelation, quest started.
Learn about John the Baptist.
Okay.
Oh, you can see like followers up here.
There.
Okay.
We gotta learn about Yom the Baptist.
Oh, is this powers?
Oh!
Transformation, healing, exorcism, resurrection.
Okay.
Ah.
I
Hello
Father I had a dream
An angel spoke to me he spoke of John. Where can I find him?
And that is truly something, my son, may the Lord be with you.
I don't know where John is, but go, ask Mary.
She may know more.
Find Mary.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, you can see her body, that's cool.
Zoom zoom
God
Hey, thanks, Bob's brought things the 82 mellis x 21. It's Easter, okay?
Raven makes 34 and sales like 63
We must be so cool living at this time everyone has nothing to do just waiting to die.
I wish you survival you know and belief and stuff.
Remember Chats, Jesus died for your sins.
If you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
You wouldn't want that would you, Cecy?
Hey, you!
Oh, right!
Iosika, I can't wait for Jesus to pop some fools from his scooter with a bazooka, just like GTA. Amazing.
Hey, you! Amazing.
Can you up the, uh, we'll see, audio.
Hey, you!
Think it's just wait was there not even in it's probably a suffix like this fun. It's all good all good
Damn Jesus knows how to run dude fast
Oh, it has no collision
I'm
ZOOM!
Hey, you!
MARRY!
De Niro.
You could be playing pick-like rebirth, but instead you choose to play New Testament Slop.
That's an H.
This is nostalgic, right?
Yeah, Jesus's moves were so swifty they had to nail his ankles together.
Spoilers, ma'am. Spoilers.
What is it, my child?
An angel appeared to me in a dream.
Peace be with you, mother. An angel appeared to me in a dream and said,
The time has come. I must go and find John, my cousin. He's prepping the way.
We have also been visited by angels throughout our lives. If the angel has spoken,
must follow. My heart has known this day would come."
Yes, my son.
Yeah.
The way they like sometimes come up to the bottom of the screen is so scary.
What's up Ammius?
Ah, the day is going well.
I mean it's Easter and we're playing I Am Jesus Christ.
There's no fall damage. That's awesome.
Jesus, gazing upon the wrecked stall, was consumed by thoughts.
What happened here? Perhaps someone else has seen something significant. I'll ask around.
Okay, okay, okay.
Move along.
May the Lord bless us.
Have you heard any news from Copernum?
Speak for yourself. Maybe another time. What happened here? Peace?
Uh, what happened here?
True, true.
Hey, uh, HardEnders thinks the one year man sent to fix 13 dragons like 16 amass, or things 138 spoilers.
or whether it is perfect for a walk today.
Hey, you!
De Niro.
I went to 17 years of Catholic school and was forced to read the Bible three times.
Why did they leave out Jesus's sick, heartless scales, gawk, not all scammed.
De Niro.
Hearing you deep throat to Mike while we're here and I think literally commit plus for me
me is the closest we'll get to hell the bible thumpers felt way martin school says he released
the last temptation of jesus christ cinema all right we'll question more shopkeepers
Shhh.
Yes?
What happened here? Where's Joachim?
Literally.
Okay, go to the sheep pen. Thanks for the info.
Have a blessed day.
It's crowded in the market today.
Divine vision for his...
With divine vision you cannot cover hidden clues and interactive objects to guide your
journey.
Using divine vision needs points of faith.
Jesus found the place the merchant was talking about.
He knew this was where he was going.
Oh, it's a witcher vision, dude.
Jesus saw the blood and understood.
It should only be yours.
Follow the shimmering trails and manifestations of your divine intuition to reach your destination.
No, I can't attack anyone. I'm Jesus, dude. I don't attack people.
Another big one.
You are king!
Oh, there you are. What up?
Jesus.
Oh, it's you.
I believe it's not a romance.
You are kidding, do you need help?
The wound isn't serious, I'll manage.
I'm glad to hear that, but what happened?
The Romans wanted to punish me for my ties with John's disciples.
I escaped, but left my friend at the farm.
Could you warn him?
The Romans might go there.
Okay.
I was just about to ask about John.
I'll do it, don't worry, rest and stay safe.
Thank you, Jesus.
John is somewhere along the Jordan River.
location changes often though my friend at the farm should know more he will guide you okay
can't wait to unlock more powers dude like like transformation and resurrection it's it's you
the hero of gavache stop stop you violated the law this is the beginning of the good news about
Jesus the Messiah, the Son of God, long ago Isaiah the prophet said,
I will send my messenger ahead of you. He will prepare your way.
The messenger is calling out in the desert. Prepare the way for the Lord.
Make straight paths for him.
Okay. Alright. Zoooo! Zoooo! Hey you! Zoooo!
Can you climb ladders? No?
You are Kim's friend huh? Where's my like faith points or whatever is it just down there the the yellow meter I guess
You are Kim's friend
Can I help you I must warn you about the Romans
Peace be with you. You are keen to warn you. The Romans are in Nazareth and they're targeting those thought to be followers of the Baptist.
Thank you for the warning. I will be cautious, as there are a lot of people who want him dead or believe that he is crazy.
Hmm. Hmm. Do you know where John the Baptist is?
Yes, I know him well. I've been following his work in the wilderness recently and was baptized by him myself. Are you seeking his location?
Yes. I need to find him.
You can head out of town to the east near the market and continue following down the path and then enter the wooded area
Which leads to the Jordan River?
Okay
Thank you very much. Peace be with you
You know what? I will help you get to John wait for me by the cart and I'll give you a ride part of the way
Thank you. I
Appreciate your help. I'll wait for you there
Yo, Holo makes for the 67. Bro, did they use AI to put me in this? I would have done it for free.
The sun dipped low over the hills of Galilee as Jesus left Nazareth,
riding in a merchants wagon toward the valley of the Jordan. The road lay quiet,
as though it led not only across stony tracks but toward a moment that would
alter the course of history epic well we have arrived John should be by the
river okay thanks for your help it's no problem I didn't come here just for you
I brought crops to sell pilgrims get hungry too good luck nonetheless thank
you peace be with you. It's kind of pretty.
Are you doing a full faith slash summoning build this place through?
It seems like it. Yeah.
And the thirsty ground springs of water.
Whoa! Solved puzzles in the oasis of miracles.
Perform miracles complete entries in the codex
Call the Apostles the God hand
Face the Pharisees tricky question complete main Kvest
Hold worship services in temples and complete all activities
Okay, there's puzzles. I just go and explore
There's a map here. Oh shit, okay
Cemetery, walls, sermons, bam.
Hmm, yeah, I gotta do more journey.
Woo!
Let's see here the true test water
Wait am I walking on it I can't tell I
Think I am
For I am Jesus.
I don't know if I'm walking on it, I don't think I am.
Alright.
The beginning of the good news about Jesus the Messiah, the Son of God.
John the Baptist appeared in the wilderness, preaching a baptism of repentance for the
forgiveness of sins.
John wore clothing made of camel's hair with a leather belt around his waist,
and he ate locusts in wild honey.
The whole Judean countryside and all the people of Jerusalem went out to him,
confessing their sins that they were baptized by him in the Jordan River.
And this was his message.
I baptize you with water for repentance.
But after me comes one who is more powerful than I,
I am not worthy to carry him.
He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.
Yeah, I'm curious like how the end game in this game is.
days of creation rings rotate the rings to match the shortened descriptions of
the seven days of creation starting from the center oh shit well we're stuck here
at it's completely land and vegetation light rest waters and sky any no worse
oh you can check finished and without spoiling they really nailed the ending
Come on. Come on. In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Yeah.
The earth was formless and empty.
This is cool. Okay. The earth was formless and empty.
Darkness was on the surface of the deep, and God's spirit was hovering over the surface of the waters.
Yeah, he created the heavens and the earth, but this is waters and sky, and this is land and vegetation, so heavens and earth, I mean, what do we have on day two?
We have rests, we have waters and sky, we have a light.
You
Yeah, obviously rest is lasts. Yeah, of course we have so many rings
I've been saying a lot of rings I
Say waters and sky I was as heaven and earth. I mean that's water
the earth and no no cursing the stream by the way mud's bad everyone cursing the
earth was formless and empty yep darkness on a surface of the deep and
God's spirit was hovering over the surface of the waters God said let there
be light and there was light he said let there be light and there was light
But that was after...
Okay, well light. Okay. I guess there's light.
He saw that it was good. God divided the light from darkness. He called the light day and
the darkness he called night. There was evening and there was morning the first day.
God said let there be an expanse in the middle of the waters and let it divide the waters
from the waters. That sounds like land to me, dude.
God made the expanse and divided the waters which were under the expanse from the waters which were above the expanse.
And it was so.
What? God called the expanse sky.
What are we doing all day? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna be stuck here forever. It's over.
Oh...
Oh shit, it's this ring.
Okay, no cursing. No cursing. No cursing.
What about these?
God's never gonna let us in chat. It's over.
And on the third day Ella finished this puzzle prayers
Yeah true true well waters and sky day two with light
Because it was formless yeah, and then he said let there be light yep
And then it was evening and morning and we don't have anything like that, right?
There's like land and vegetation and then it was rest and then it was humans and hunting or whatever
Let there be an expanse in the middle of the waters. Yep
God made the expanse and divided the waters which were under the expanse from the waters which were above the expanse and
It was so
God called the expanse sky. It was evening and there was morning
the second day. It was evening and there was morning second day. Okay. God said let
the waters under the sky be gathered together to one place and let the dry land appear.
Ah, okay. Well this is correct. That's correct. And day two should be correct.
I think day one is light. Let there be light and there was light. God saw the light and
it was good. Yeah, this seems like light to me, dude. I think this is light. Alright,
cool
sky
waters and sky day two
I day three
and this should be land I believe that
earth yielded grass you have a three land and vegetation and then we have day
day four, which is God said, let there be lights in the expanse of sky to divide a day
from the night, let there be for signs, for seasons, for days and years, and let them be
for lights in the expanse of sky to give light on earth, and it was so.
God made the two great lights, the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light
to rule the night.
He also made the stars.
God sent them in the expanse of sky to give light to the earth, to rule over
the day and over the night and to divide the light from the darkness God saw
that it was good it was evening and there was morning the fourth day oh we
have life I mean they're all the same so I guess oh there's Sun Moon and Stars
this one has okay well that sounds that sounds cool that sounds great okay
fifth day God said let the waters bound with living creatures okay well we
know what this one is seek oh wait hold on but the water's about what living
creatures let the birds fly above the earth in the open expanse of sky God
created the large sea creatures and every living creature that moves with which
the water swarmed after their kind and every wing bird after its kind God saw
that it was good God blessed him saying be fruitful and multiply and fill
the waters in the seas and the birds mold well yeah sea creatures and
birds now day six we can brute force now but let's not
God said let's make a man in our image okay well I think I know what this is
land animals and humans and then this is rest
Oh
Faith is required to use abilities like egg divine vision remember not to let it be lost completely, okay
Cool he has a fun puzzle
And the voice came from Heaven.
You are my son.
Through my love.
With you I am well-pleased.
Damn, the music was getting epic there.
Okay, talk to John.
Damn. Father has revealed
what was prepared. Not for me alone, but for those who watch and listen.
for a long time I baptized with water calling people to repent now I know
that the one they were waiting for stands before me
your testimony was necessary the hearts of men have been prepared
forgive me for interrupting your conversation it's true Andrew not far
from here. In a small oasis close to the river.
I'm prepping to return to Nazareth. Yes, there are people there whom I know. There
they will listen. The word that Father gives. If they listen, they will find life. Your testimony
It's true go with God's blessing Jesus. May he guide you on your way and in your teacher
Ella bad me please this is torture. No
Peace be with you John
So these are the Apostles now I want to read Berserk now I'm gonna read Berserk after stream
500 followers
Welcome to Jerusalem 47. Your target is Judas Iscariot a close friend of yours
But has an affinity for silver he will meet you for dinner, but may want to give you a kiss for dessert
Or did I see all those like
Yeah complete all activities in a location. There's like activities and stuff
I guess it's over here, but we should do main quest first
What do you think Jesus would have thought about the AI slope in the game
He speaks with such authority yet he learned among the poor
Is that famous lunch with Jesus painting also in this game
yes that should be in the game yes the last supper you mean I mean I'm guessing
that's towards the end I want to see the end to this game it's hard to think of it
as just an ordinary sign I mean we all know how it ends right but like seeing how
they pull it off you know
have we arrived this would be my place of rest for the day
Uh, it's humble, but it will be enough to prepare for the journey ahead.
Not quite what we imagined, but I suppose there's no need for more.
It feels peaceful here, like it's set apart, even among the markets.
Peace is often found in simple places.
When the time comes, you may see why this rest is precious.
Oh, rest before the journey.
Okay.
In this way John the Baptist baptized Jesus in the waters of the Jordan and set in motion
events no one had dared to imagine.
Neither John nor his two disciples could have foreseen what that night would come to mean,
sharing the wilderness with a man who only later would be known as their Redeemer.
Yet before all else, Jesus turned his steps toward Galilee.
Say farewell.
Did you manage to find John the Baptist?
Yes, thank you again for the ride.
Would you like to return to Nazareth with me?
I'm leaving this evening.
No thank you.
That is not what is expected of me.
Alright. Good luck.
How long do they go through the desert? Isn't it like 40 years or something?
No, wait. Am I getting ship mixed up?
Y'all, they said like 75.
Is it 40 years?
Yeah. Okay.
40 days. That's Moses.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'm getting mixed up.
Damn, when are we getting a Moses game, dude?
Rabbi.
I'm getting my lore mixed up.
Yes, my friend?
We, we were here with John the Baptist.
We listened to him for a long time.
Oh, was Jesus 33?
I'm 33.
He who cries out in the wilderness does not cry in vain.
He taught us how to prepare, how to wait.
Those who learn to wait, learn to listen, he pointed to you.
He said he was not worthy to untie the strap of your sandals.
And we do not even know how we should stand before you.
We are still disciples of John.
Every disciple begins with the one who sent him.
But we would like to...
Do not be afraid to finish your thoughts.
We dare not ask, but if one day you allow it,
we would like to see you again.
What are you seeking?
I seek the truth.
And I, away.
Hey, you.
The truth leads, and the time will come.
But Rabbi, are you leaving us?
What should we do?
Return to the one who sent you.
We'll meet again soon.
But how will we know when that happens?
How do they wander through the desert for 40 years?
That's crazy.
You will know.
He who seeks the truth will not be overlooked.
Yeah, but I mean most is, dude.
I remember it was 40 years. Pretty sure that's what they said to us in school.
It is time for you to prepare for your divine purpose.
The Holy Spirit.
Follow the Spirit into the wilderness.
The road ahead is one of trials and reflection, venture into the wilderness, for it is there that the spirit will strengthen you.
To fulfill your divine purpose, you must first embrace the solitude of the wilderness.
Follow me into the desolate places where your faith will be tested.
Okay, we're still at don't have any like powers we got to get the powers before we can do the
side quest.
Ligonara 42 terror, it's one-year anonymity casual blossoming system.
You will be tested and strengthened for the path ahead.
Thank you guys, hold up.
It's a metaphor, 40 years acquired for a new generation of people who were born free
of slavery to form new country without mental shackles.
I remember seeing a movie like an animated movie about Moses when I was young
It was it was pretty good. It was pretty like cool not not Prince of Egypt. No, it was a different one. I
Don't remember what it was called man
Prince of Egypt is great though
I don't believe it was for Prince of Egypt it was I don't know
I don't know it was so long ago I just have like vivid pictures in my head
It was one of my Joseph. Yeah, might have been.
Damn, Jesus is just full on sprinting through the desert.
The Ten Commandments? It might be that. Yeah, if it's animated.
Each challenge will reveal the depth of your faith and draw you closer to the will of the father.
You will find the strength needed to fulfill your divine calling.
Damn.
Must be so warm here.
I make shh.
This game is not getting flushed. I'm finishing this. I want to see the ending.
Also, I can't flush a game when you play as Jesus called I Am Jesus Christ on Easter.
I'm going straight to hell if I flushed out.
Jesus, full of the Holy Spirit, left the Jordan and was led by the Spirit into the wilderness,
where for forty days he was tempted by the devil.
40 days yeah he ate nothing during those days and at the end of them he was
hungry yeah understandable yeah find a safe place to rest okay
really digital let's go dude let's go I guess you have to grind followers
What?
I don't know.
I know.
Hey, come on.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm gonna do this.
Alright.
I'll get it.
Okay.
Alright.
I'll get it.
Hahahaha
You look so tired
Hahahaha
Why do you suffer so much?
Who are you?
It doesn't matter, but I've heard that you are his son
If you are the son of God tell these stones to become bread
Okay. Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.
But does God really want you to suffer this way? Aren't we all His beloved children? Do you not deserve some relief?
I like how hell is censored.
Thank you for keeping me up to date with the Jesus law.
Don't worry Mike, I gotcha bro.
Thank you man.
I will not put my father to the test.
He guides me and will give me the strength to endure.
the hell am I supposed to like to speed up okay oh it's I have to use my cursor
I got the Yakuza 27 by the way, and old cheese, thanks 41.
All we had to do was follow the damn spirit, CJ, true, true.
For JC, Jesus Christ, right.
Dude, Jesus gives no damn.
We meet again, Jesus, in this desolate place.
Whoa.
If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down.
For it is written, he will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up
in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.
Okay
Do not put the Lord your God to the test
You know what he looks a bit like
You will voice actor
Ah dude, uh Troy, Troy, no it looks like Troy a bit sometimes. Troy Baker.
I will not test my god for my faith is unwavering.
My trust is in him, not in your temptation. Okay, all right well W.
A, okay W, W Jesus.
Okay, dude this snake is crazy
easy
So, we meet again, Jesus. This time, let me show you the power and glory of the world.
Look, all these kingdoms of the world and their splendor, I will give to you if you fall down and worship me.
No! Away from me Satan! For it is written, Worship the Lord your God and serve him only.
All these kingdoms can be yours, without suffering, without the cross. All it takes is one bow.
Bo? My kingdom is not of this world. I serve only my father in heaven.
Ha ha ha ha. You reject the power and wealth of this world, but we shall return to this conversation.
My loyalty is only to God. I will worship no one but Him.
What the hell?
I need to banish the demons to repel Satan.
Come here demon.
The power of Christ compels you!
You won this time.
But this will not stop me.
I will go everywhere in this land.
I will go into every city, into every corner of them.
I will take my power and spread my darkness everywhere.
To all homes, to every human, every soul.
I will enter their bodies and put my diseases inside.
I will boil their minds, and put my demon servants inside them, and then I will go to Jerusalem,
to their capital, and will tempt all citizens with my darkness and sins.
In such a way, they will stop Jesus and kill him.
Ha ha ha ha!
He can't stop me!
You resisted the temptation and remained steadfast in your faith, emerging victorious.
Exorcism unlocked. Oh, you can use fast travel to visit previously visited locations. Okay. I got exorcism
Curse, curious individuals affected by demonic possession
So I could quick travel now to Nazareth
You
Charlie will takes 22 you unlock the miracle of exorcism after resisting Satan's temptation
Use it to help the possessed and gain followers find possessed people marked on the map
Okay
So we we were
We need to gather followers for the endgame. I take it
Digital seems to have hinted at that apparently they could be a little bit of a grind
We gotta unlock powers first though, otherwise we can't do anything
Jesus my son. I'm so glad you're back
How are you? He looks like he doesn't want Jesus there father. Thank you. I'm well
After those days in the desert, it's good. See you again. You must have experienced so much
Are you tired? Do you need to rest?
I'm full of strength and ready for what lies ahead in that case
You should join your mother who left for Cana some time ago
There's a wedding there and your presence will be important
If you hurry, we should make it in time for the celebration
She'll be happy to see you
I'll go there immediately the wedding
Press C to do too long silly this says some journeys may take several minutes
So you skip travel to instantly reach your destination.
Okay.
Easy game.
Oh, Exorcism.
Hold up, I wanna exercise.
Fiery Sea, Luke, Mark, Miracle of Healing.
I don't have that yet.
There's a sermon you can hold here.
Let's hold a sermon we need to we need to collect followers dude. We need more followers. Oh here four plus four hundred
May the Lord bless us
I'm holding a sermon move heard the news from Jerusalem
I met Jesus once. He sold me some Cheetos.
Cheetos. Skaroles, carnage. Okay.
The people grew quiet as he came forward. Some came to listen. Some came to judge.
Others only wanted to see the man they had heard about.
Then Jesus stepped up, looked at the crowd, and began to tea.
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.
Whoever hears my words and keeps them in the heart is like a wise man who built his house
not on soft ground, but on rock.
The rains came, the rivers rose, the winds struck with force, yet the house did not fall
because its foundation was strong.
But whoever hears and does not act is like a foolish man who built his house on sand.
For a time it seemed fair and strong, but when the trial came it could not stand.
So it is with man.
It is not the word alone that saves, but the word made living indeed.
Not the one who speaks of truth is righteous, but the one who lives by it.
examine yourselves. On what does your heart stand? On the rock of obedience or on the sand of appearances?
For the hour of trial comes to every man."
Damn.
There's another puzzle in the Oasis.
I mean, you gotta call apostles too.
But now that we've done that, there's Joseph profession here.
What is that?
After his death, LR returned three days later, 62 centimeters taller.
Don't need to be taller.
Way too tall already.
Yeah, there's like a profession here.
So the golden ones I've done, there's only one thing I can to do in this area, which is
healing, but we can come back for that later.
Well, these collectibles are very easy.
I mean, you just run up and do them.
But now we're doing an exercise.
Exorcism
All right, it's over here someone is possessed here you
You!
Ah, please, go away from me!
Jesus Christ leaving his tomb, but it's just Chris Redfield punching the boulder, blocking
the entrance gig a chant.
Imagine a crossover.
Exorcism!
Remember, your obedience and faithfulness will bring salvation to many.
to my presence and the power of the guides.
Where's the other one?
Come on Slowpoke!
I like how they don't even like damage you or anything. It's just target practice basically.
Done?
Setting the stream to 360p is really merciless.
People back then only had 360p.
True.
I have a quest to talk to you.
I am a Pharisee, keeper of the law and guardian of our heritage.
Flavius Josephus wrote of men like me and with reason.
You can find me in Jerusalem, Bethlehem, Nazareth, or by the banks of the Jordan River.
If you truly are as wise as they say, then face me and answer three riddles drawn from
the sacred scriptures.
Wait, riddles?
Just talk to me if you are ready.
Okay, I'm ready.
Are you up for an intellectual challenge? Perhaps one pose by a Pharisee?
Um, sure.
What animal did Noah send out from the ark that returned with an olive leaf?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm gonna say dove.
I have no idea.
That's right.
I knew it. I knew it.
Would you like to solve an intriguing mental puzzle?
Okay.
Which prophet was taken to heaven in a chariot of fire?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Chat any knowers?
A lawyer?
Oh, okay cool. I did not-
I did not know this.
I saw Esau kissing Kate. Kate saw, I saw Esau.
I saw that I saw Kate then Kate so I saw he saw was a J Cub okay nice I
withdraw my challenge you have spoken with the truth that leaves me silent
okay um yeah that was cool that was fun there's nothing else we can do here now
we now have to wander the desert to the wedding
You can tell who has Roman
Oh, there's another quest here. I mean a question questionnaire question guy
Are you up for an intellectual challenge? I can do this one alone by a fair watch this
What tower did people try to build to reach heaven causing God to confuse their language? What?
That sounds awesome
ball bell well done so easy like to solve an intriguing mental puzzle that was so
easy even I knew that one who built the arc to save his family and animals from
the flood please absolutely okay feel like your brain with a challenge that
my which city was destroyed by fire and brimstone for its wickedness no no no
No, no, no, no, I press space to skip the
Sodom
I silenced him with truth
Damn, I know more than I thought
The school church days are still with me
Matthew, all right
I'm not hopeless, yeah
There's a book here and it will be given you seek and you will find
Knock and it will be opened for you
No, and like in like school for like school who seek before summer break is tough to him who knocks
It will be open.
We would go to like church and sing and like read from the Bible and stuff and
learn some things
And some things are actually coming back as I'm playing this which is kind of funny
Jesus it's so good to see you back. I can't wait to hear more about your time with John
but now
I'm afraid there's a small problem at the wedding
Okay, hello mother what seems to be the matter they've already run out of wine and it's only the first day
I'm the Anajos movies. Perhaps you could help them avoid embarrassment in front of everyone
My time has not yet come oh
But it has my son
After everything you've been through
through. This is the perfect moment to let them see who you are.
Ooh. I will do what I can. Ooh! Transformation!
Hello. I'm sorry, but we're out of line. You. The early guests enjoyed it too much and
now we have none left. The bride and groom will be very disappointed.
Don't worry my friend, I will take care of it.
Will you take care of it?
Did you bring wine for everyone to the party?
He's clueless.
Fill the jugs with water.
And give me a moment and I'll take care of it.
Water?
Oh well.
I have no alternative anyway.
I'll do it.
Go to a place of meditation.
On the third day, a wedding took place at Cana in Galilee.
Jesus' mother was there.
And Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding.
When the wine was gone, Jesus' mother said to him,
They have no more wine.
Woman, why do you involve me?
Jesus replied, My hour has not yet come.
His mother said to the servants, Do whatever He tells you.
Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each
holding from 20 to 30 gallons.
Jesus said to the servants, Fill the jars with water.
So they filled them to the brim.
Oh, we're getting another puzzle?
Riddler scene completion, place interactive objects in the appropriate places to complete
the scene.
Okay.
Whoa!
Cool!
I have a spear.
How does this work?
cool I'm a spear how's this work okay you have a sword will it get stuck if
it's correct or what a cane I think you hold like a book or something
Okay
Apple
Oh, yeah, of course. It's all dumb. Yeah, well, of course
Very nice I
Want to watch all the money of our mouth
Classic, okay now it takes me back here. Okay?
Hmm. What do you hold there? Maybe a sword for sacrifice or a staff?
a heck I mean heck heck yeah here we go okay what is this you hold a staff
right stuff heck a book of course you're reading I see it in the hand what
Ah, ah, testament.
Ah!
Wait, did I try this?
Yeah, there it is.
I knew it was one of them.
Uh, it looks like you're holding a spear or something, for sure.
Definitely a spear, right?
Damn it.
A sword.
Damn it.
A sling.
Damn it.
Oh, it was a sling.
Yeah, I knew it.
Oh, that's the staff.
Ooh, that one I knew, dude. Oh, and here's the Tiyebu Duden. Yeah.
Cool. Now we can turn water into wine. The Ten Commendments. It's called Tiyebu Duden in Swedish.
Damn.
Time to turn water into wine.
Can you remove the vision of...
Yeah, there we go.
Okay, are these the wine jugs?
who walk in his ways do not walk alone creation of food really change substance into another
I hear a way out. Okay.
Yeah, it's done. Job's done.
Try it.
But, alright then.
He only put food dye in it.
Yeah.
Oh, is that what was linked to me earlier? Hold on.
There was a YouTube link I missed.
Hold on really quick.
man where'd it go where did it go there there no no wait is it let me see no that's
the truth is anime is trash and fuck you sorry I'm just checking real quick I
think it might have been that Beyblade scene that was linked
But now I can't find it. I swear it was linked.
In a reset message.
The power of Beyblade is used to change the course of rivers and oceans.
That's tight.
They have been used to defeat many armies and create huge empires.
That's tight, dude. I think that might have been the scene that was linked.
This is wine. How did you do this?
As I said, I took care of it.
This wine is better than what we had before.
Thank you, thank you.
You have saved the day.
We must tell the groom.
He must taste this wine.
Oh, I'm not allowed to damn right.
Please forgive my sins.
I'm sorry, but they're calling me.
Hello.
I am a bit embarrassed, though.
I've gotten word that we haven't run out of wine.
Don't worry, my friend.
Jesus managed to get us wine!
Let's go and try it!
It's the best wine I've ever had!
Well, I'll be the judge of that.
Let's go try it.
Am I blocking your pathfinding?
I hope you're having fun.
Give me a rock.
They hated him, but he spoke the truth.
Why is it amazing?
He told them to let them live, and made my day even better.
Hey, Alter-Ace, what did you just show you did too?
I'm glad I could help.
All right, that was cool.
Can we perform more miracles here?
Yeah.
Revelation 6-7, and when he had opened the fourth seal,
I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, come and see.
Yes, my son.
I solved the wine problem.
Yes.
I'm glad you chose to do it.
I know what this really means. For you. Let's enjoy this moment with them. While we still can.
I must go and meet those who will follow me.
No, mother. My time has come to begin my father's work. I must go and meet those who will follow me.
Will you be safe, my son?
Do not worry, mother. I'm never alone. The time for me to gather my disciples has come.
Oh, I have 4 20 blessings. How was your family doing?
Begin to the journey well, can I do another more side quests?
I still I haven't learned healing yet. We got to learn the healing miracle
Yeah, here. We see all the cities that I would that we're gonna
Well, there might be a side quest here. No, we did that and we can't go here yet. I
Guess this story will take us there
What the hell is this? I mean, what the heck is this?
How do I think Jesus occurs?
Correct.
change. Until then Jesus had stayed quiet, waiting, watching. But it was his mother who
saw it was time. She pushed him forward, gently but firmly. And with that first miracle, there
was no going back. From that moment on, the world began to notice.
We're actually seeing a streamer consign his eternal self to hell in real time. Well,
that means you are too, Pete, because you're not doing anything about it, alright?
allowing sin to spread. We're all condemned.
easy to skip long travel
wow cinema
thank you thank you for the 5 gifts thank you
And turn around 61 proven 23 Karagel, thanks for that, I'll correct you, I'll take the 8.
De Nero.
Whenever you talk to an NPC in this, I keep hearing a billion NPC lines and I'm expecting a mini persuasion wheel to appear.
Yes, I will trade you for sheep for a crate of wine.
Thanks, Crotorn.
You've just visited the location where the Apostle is, you can begin the call and quest in the Apostle panel.
Okay.
Andrew the miraculous catch of fish okay this makes me really want to read
berserk even though reading berserk is probably one of the bigger sins you can
commit in fact probably mentioning berserk while playing a game called I am
Jesus Christ is probably a sin guts is Jesus oh true true an angry Jesus
walked beside the Sea of Galilee. He saw Simon and his brother Andrew casting a net into
the lake, for they were fishermen. I'm all on the second boat.
Come, follow me, Jesus said, and I will send you out to fish for people."
I was like, the deluxe books, the big ones.
Like I only know what happens until up to the eclipse.
And then like, obviously, I don't know anything after that.
This is my brother, Simon.
been fishing all night but the catch was poor. Fourth book is the best one? Yeah, playing
this makes me want to keep reading him. I mean I want to keep reading them because I want
to know what happens. It's just the fact that what I'm reading now I've already like I already
know it because I've seen the old show a few times. Would you cast your nets once more?
It's good to meet you. Would you cast your nets once more right here by the shore?
Water!
Control the divine light by keeping the cursor close enough.
Leave the schools of fish into the fisherman's boat three times, avoiding the obstacles.
Okay.
The fish follow the light.
Oh yeah, I know about the the horse scene of course
It's kind of what I was referring to
When I said mentioning for circus and we're playing Jesus Christ
Why didn't Jesus make the people's fishes food in bed?
Jesus one of certain a Garfield car enjoyer
uh
Horstein isn't even in the top 10 of fucked up things in berserk
Jesus would have read berserk true and true
Maybe yeah
Don't be afraid simon from this day on you'll fish for people not for fish
Fish for people? How can I do that?
With faith simon
from now on you shall be called Peter the rock okay the rock I've never seen
anything like this nothing all night I've never seen okay sure anything like
this they caught nothing all night all right i've never seen anything like this
yeah okay you said that possible they caught nothing all night this can't be mere luck
i wouldn't be so sure about that is he killed 23
23 that's not there she lusted after her lovers with genitals were like those of
of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Did you see that?
Their nets are full of fish.
Damn, possible.
Maybe Gus is Jesus.
I gotta keep reading.
Don't spoil.
People grew quiet as he came forward.
Some came to listen.
Some came to judge.
Others only wanted to see the man they had heard about.
Oh!
Then Jesus stepped up.
But she understand that Jesus would have forgiven Griffith
his sins away a good tree does not bear bad fruit and a bad tree not bear good
fruit every tree is known by its fruit men do not gather figs from thorns and
they do not pick grapes from a thorn bush so it is with a man's heart what is
good within him brings forth good and what is evil within him brings forth
evil. A man may speak fair words, but his deeds will show the truth. For the mouth
speaks from what fills the heart. Therefore do not look only at what is seen
for a moment. Look at the fruit, for in the end every man is known by what his
life brings forth.
talk to him I don't think even Jesus would have forgiven what Griffith did to
Casca I completely forgot that part I've never seen anything like this we need to
stop talking about it truly now find us when the time comes and here he is not
during this game what how did you do that we've been fishing all night
James, John, do not be afraid.
All you have seen is only the beginning.
Who is this man?
How does he command the fish like that?
You know our names.
Who are you?
I know much more about you than just your names.
Come, follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
Fishers of men?
You don't understand.
You will help me gather people.
Just as you cast your nets to gather fish, you'll help me gather people into the kingdom
of God.
We will follow you.
But how is this possible?
Hey, you!
With faith, everything is possible.
I'll gather those who are called to join me in a place to rest and learn together.
Rabbi, I have a house in Capernaum, a humble place, but it can be a place for us to stay.
If it is Capernaum you seek, you can take the Old Man Doc to his dead, and we'll carry
you all safely.
Father, will you be all right if we go?
Go my sons, follow the one who commands even the fish.
I believe this path was meant for you.
Okay, arrived to Capernaum.
Yes, Fisher of Men, you will be the hooks for men.
Some may fill it with male hookers.
Uh, oh yeah, there's a question here.
These are my favorite parts of the game.
I am like, unironically enjoying this.
It's quite fun.
I mean, I wouldn't play it if I wasn't streaming it, probably.
It's quite fun.
Jesus be ballin'.
I tried a bit of gear's tactics.
That game is hard as hell dude.
Oh. Hardest...
Hardest...
Nails. Hardest...
It's very difficult, is what I'm trying to say.
Uh, Shuma makes it a 69.
Thank you. Was it fun? It's really good.
But it's tough. It's hard. It is.
Would you like to solve an intriguing mental puzzle?
Yes, an intriguing mental puzzle.
Who was the king of Israel, known for his great wisdom,
and who settled a dispute between two women over a child?
Solomon!
Exactly!
Would you like to solve an intriguing mental puzzle?
Sure.
Who was the first king of Israel?
Solomon I don't know not the right answer I don't know David that's not it
okay well it was Saul Peter called Saul Jesus has performed another miracle
that is not in the Bible he brought her back to speed joining and Jesus Christ
Oh! To be honest, that could be clearer.
Yeah, well, who do you enjoy?
DS2?
All-Apossile speedrun.
I was thinking of Bloodborne, but maybe it's too like...
I was gonna say too bloody but nah Jesus fate is pretty brutal isn't it?
Anyways shoots man, I don't know and no words of the no
You've you how do you say this you almost but not quite I was almost
correct you you for you for you freight
humble okay as Jordan man okay we have
some oh look at this boom boom boom
boom boom so many followers now damn
All right, that's what that was 100% in the city. We got to take the ship now. We don't have to but it's it's optional
But it could be cool. Maybe we get cool a secret lore
You're the sometimes is a short beep by what beep no
I've not heard any beef no
Oh, I thought we're getting a cutscene
I don't know.
Wait, I might have miracles to-
HAH!
Questions!
Can you walk on water? Not yet.
We gotta learn the ability.
Yes.
a ruler of Egypt. Prince of Egypt? Youssef, Moses? Wait, I have to think. Youssef, Moses?
Wait, who is it? It's Youssef! It's Youssef!
Judas turns to Jesus and says, Nar Jesus, I'd never sell you for silver,
that's broke behavior, I far, I far, no cap, day one, skip it along with the ungoddened Jesus
I am peeping a bitch. I allow clothing
I'm never one a horrible day to have ears
horrible horrible
intellectual challenge perhaps one posed by a Pharisee
How many plagues did God send on Egypt before Pharaoh let the Israelites know how many was it
Wait, oh wait, how many was it? I don't even remember like
I'm gonna cheat didn't look at chat. No, I'm gonna say 10
and
Absolutely, I withdraw my challenge speeder in this game means you're finding the fastest way to crucify Jesus call it the Judas run I
Did not look chat I
Did not I'm holding a sermon the people grew quiet as he came forward
Some came to listen
came to judge. Others only had to see the man they had heard about. Then Jesus looked at the
crowd and began to teach. A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho and he fell among robbers.
They stripped him, beat him, and left him half dead by the road. A priest passed that way. He
He saw the man and went on.
Then a Levite came.
He looked upon him and passed by as well.
But then came a Samaritan, a stranger despised by many.
He saw the wounded man and was moved with mercy.
He lifted him up and brought him to safety.
Then he said, care for him and whatever more is needed I will repay when I return.
Tell me then, which of these proved a neighbor to the man he suffered?
The one who showed mercy?
Go then and do likewise.
Ah!
What have we to do with you, Jesus of Nazareth?
Have you come to destroy us?
I know who you are, the Holy One of God.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
out. Yeah. We need to learn healing. Tax collectors? What am I going to do about that?
During the time of Jesus, Judea was under Roman occupation and the Empire exerted heavy
control over daily life, especially through taxation. Roman authorities outsourced tax
collection to local Jewish men who often bid for the job and profited by overcharging their
own people. The Roman influence extended beyond economics, their presence shaped politics,
law, and even religious practices. This backdrop of exploitation and spiritual conflict made
Jesus' outreach to the tax-electors like Matthew and Zacchaeus, all the more radical and
compassionate the edge of the town square Jesus spot we are almost there this
is a good place for my brothers to rest Jesus RPGS fine spot we will wait here
until you return thank you master come with me my wife will be glad to see I
want to get the other powers like two other powers we need a resurrection and
healing right very well Peter leave the way yeah it's healing and resurrection
yeah
wife I have returned and I have brought a guest Peter I am glad you are home but I
I am worried about my mother
What has happened?
She has been burning with fever for days. Nothing helps. She grows weaker with each hour
Master can you help her?
Take me to her
Master, her strength is fading. I have tried everything, but the fever will not leave her.
Don't be afraid, only believe.
If there is any way to help her.
Alrighty then.
Ultimate skill is water to win-wine time.
The sickness shall leave her. Let me come closer to her.
Oh, we're gonna get new power.
Commandment sequence. Observe the glowing symbols to learn the correct order.
Then repeat the sequence by interacting with images. Oh, it's Simon Says, yeah?
This is easy chat. I have the memory of an elephant.
Oh, you shall have no other gods before me.
You shall not make for yourself an idol.
You shall not take the name of the Lord, your God, in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy.
Honor your father and your mother.
Zikhthia, she wouldn't have gotten sick as an age.
No idols.
You shall not take the name of the Lord, your God in vain.
Respect God's name.
Remember the Sabbath day to keep it holy.
Honor your father and your mother.
I think I did it.
First try baby.
Oh, we have another one.
Salah thinks the raid will be a good strut, many good runs.
And hello people, I'm playing I Am Jesus Christ for Easter.
No good runs games ass.
Ah, yeah.
Hop on that.
Jesus speed runs a little bro.
You shall not murder.
This looks like murder.
Wait, is it?
Oh, there we go.
Okay, now.
Yeah, those are fine.
Okay.
You shall not murder.
This looks like murder and you shall not.
So let's do this.
You shall not commit adultery?
Is that this?
Probably right.
be faithful yeah you shall not steal
probably that one unless no this is steel
right yeah you shall not bear false
witness against your neighbor just yeah
Yeah, healing!
Nice!
Now we can heal.
master she she has risen how is this possible the fever has left her she's
well now I can hardly believe my eyes they appear like the Skyrim guards here
oblivion guards I mean now I am strong again let me serve you all but mother you
She was in need and now she's restored let her serve with joy well now that we
have healing we can go back and do the other quest we also have oh sorry this
is part of Maine but I can heal here though
Master, I have no words. She was on the brink, and now she stands as if nothing happened.
She was in need, and now she's well. I believed in you before, but now I have seen it with
my own eyes. You'll see greater things than this, Peter.
Thank you, Master. My home is always open to you.
Thank you, Peter. Very nice, very nice.
Let me see, there's a heal right there, but we could talk to the Apostles first.
Rabbi, is everything alright?
Yes, Sander. Peter's mother-in-law is healed.
That's wonderful news.
Where will we go next?
I must head towards Jerusalem soon, but first, I have something important for you to do here
in Capernaum.
Tell us, Master, we're ready!
Find those whose hearts are open and let them know that the kingdom of heaven is near.
I'll return to you soon.
Y'all, give me the next question, guy.
He's the best part.
Okay, we gotta go there, but let's do this healing here.
We need it to recruit more followers here.
Very important.
Damn.
There's only two more tricky questions!
No!
Or six I guess.
We're halfway through the main quest.
Yep.
Wait, this game doesn't have achievements, does it?
Well it doesn't.
Aww.
It would have been cool to 100% achievements.
It would have been easy I think
You need healing brother
The servants of the Pharisee pushed me against the walls
They broke my head. Maybe achievements are simple
Jesus was known for his parkless skills
Yeah, I sure was I'm healing you nice
There you go brother.
There is no beef, no.
There's no beef.
Weed Commandments.
Commandments?
Oh yeah, I heard it, yeah, it was like, eek!
That was slowed down though, that was slowed down.
All right, we're going to Yerusalim.
We could skip the little long travel here, but there's like, there's cities here.
What is this?
I am Jesus Christ.
Can't wait, Nicky-san.
Okay, you.
Oh, yeah, I heard it again now. I did.
I did.
Okay, there's no, uh, illness or anything here.
You can see it on the map even if you haven't discovered it, so...
But we gotta go here. There is one there.
And also there is one here.
Walking on water?
It will come to you later in the story!
Holy... That's like the peak right there.
I heard it again, I can't not hear it now.
Uh, it's a little thrift-brief, yeah, part of it. Thank you guys.
Well, we're gonna unlock this quick travel, because we're gonna go here later.
It's every time you discover something, it happens.
Oh, I gotta run all the way here.
There's a lizard species called Jesus Christ lizard because they can run on water.
Oh yeah, I've seen those lizards that do run on water.
I could just press C, but then it's gonna take me to the wrong city though, I think.
I- this is where I'm going.
There's like stuff to do here, sermons and stuff.
I'm ready for the beep sound again.
I can't walk on water yet.
Let's hold a sermon.
the people grew quiet as he came forward some came to listen some came to judge
others game serious or jokes no this game is dead on serious but that's what
makes it kind of funny though looked at the crowd and began because it's like
there's quite a bit of AI voice acting and stuff like a lamp only to hide it
beneath a vessel it is set high so that all in the house may see its light
So it must be with you. You were not called to hide what is good but to let it
shine through your deeds. Do not let the light given to you be dimmed by fear, by
pride, or by indifference. For what use is a lamp if no one sees its flame? And
what use is a word if it does not change a life? If you show mercy show it
truly. If you speak truth, speak it without falsehood. If you pray, let your heart be
clean. Then men shall see, not your glory, but the goodness of God. He who has ears to
hear, let him hear. For the one who receives the light faithfully, more light shall be
given easy for you to speak of goodness easy for you to speak of light easy when
you have not fallen into darkness when no one strikes you from every side when
no one spits at your face when you do not hear curses from morning until
night. You speak as one who is loved. Come then, I will show you what it is to be hated
by all.
We have an exorcism over here.
No, I think this game is meant to be 100% serious.
I do.
Ah, please, go away from me.
I remember your obedience and faithfulness will bring salvation to me.
Trust in my presence and the power that guides me.
There we go.
Nice.
can skip the travel. Damn impressive! I heard the beep. Where are we now anyways?
All the way there. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah we have that exorcism to do. We also have
some sermon in seat of Moses here. But we can get there when we get all the
powers we can 100% the map you know
nice
this is cool pretty cool Yeru Salem Cemetery oh
100% for true ending. True. True.
Llea Kidd is the 83, Colombo is like 75.
Go, gonna go read the vables, I just spoiled the ending.
De Nero.
Are you going to play this game with Prima Death and Randomizer as well?
Also, I pretty much would like a version with Salad doing the voice acting.
imagine I'd be awesome I am Jesus Christ perma death random there we go
okay yeah we uh I guess we just move in here it's a lot to do in this town it's
It's a huge town, city, city, I should say.
Is this for the Bible if we haven't read it? Yeah, probably.
It's already bad it say any voice now you want my ish voice to what's next
I
Thanks big card in life today everyone it's always like this before
Price is right
But I heard the main character died of the end
This is that the man who was
Look
I need to get in here so I can do the exorcism and the lather.
Maybe for later?
Can't access yet.
We gotta do main until we unlock everything.
It's always like this and this is the wall
has become a den of thieves let's hope we can buy it no maybe I don't think I've seen
I have a horror game for after this
well
overturn the money-changing tables
Oh, okay
Uh, what?
It's here to buy two dogs. It'll be cheaper. Okay. I have divine witcher vision
Because of him we'll lose all our money. What is he doing?
Tell him to stay away from our silver
What is he doing those animals are Jesus is a menace, dude
Can I ride the goat?
Come here.
Oh, I bounce off.
Be free, goat friends.
Be free, bird friends.
What is he doing? Those animals are meant to be passed over sacrifice.
Die, table.
Yeah.
What do you think you're doing? This is a holy place.
Exactly why I did it. Oof!
This was order. Established by the law.
This place was meant to be a house of prayer, but you've made it a marketplace.
You have no authority to change anything here.
I'm not changing. I'm restoring.
You know this will have consequences.
And so do you.
But sometimes truth has to shake the walls before anyone listens.
Keep this up, and you'll bring down Rome on all of us.
Maybe judgment has already begun?
Maybe you should ask if Heaven's judgment hasn't already begun.
Bam!
Oh, already!
Prayer's grief for Jesus.
No grief for Jesus.
I'm not going to be able to get to the temple.
Please.
Nooo!
Matthew approached the taxi.
Where is that? Is that not here?
Judas!
Uuughhh!
You thus!
No spoilers!
I know.
Where is it?
You'll find my hideout there.
Thank you. I'll meet you there shortly.
Hey, you.
Smooth Canadian Egg thinks 65 and Game Freak thinks 42.
Damn, that's cool.
Hey, you.
Jared, thanks 57.
57 we need to do some exercising and stuff
Since apparently this game becomes a little bit grindy later probably because you need a certain amount of followers to unlock the ending
Please
that guides you you can't take any damage yeah you can't not that I've found out
at least yeah when we do those things on the map we unlock these and then we get
more followers 300 more here boom and then we get 300 here boom
isn't there a movie yeah passion of the Christ right or passion of Christ I've
never seen that movie that movie seems pretty dark
yeah Mel Gibson yeah
Wait! Yeah! Questions!
Don't believe so, guys, droppers, no.
I saw a caravan passing through this corner.
Yes.
Who built the first temple in Jerusalem?
I have no idea.
Ezra?
Incorrect.
Who built the f-
Solomon?
That's right.
Okay.
that's right okay are you up for an intellect who was thrown into the lion's den but survived thanks
to god's intervention oh me try again who was
that's okay i don't know the answer don't you absolutely feel like teasing your brain with a
Challenge that but who received the ten commandments on Mount Sinai?
Moses
That's right. I knew that one in front you instead. I stand convicted and grateful
That one I knew we got some sermon here kind of close
can I jump over this please Jesus please help me please well I need won't
there like 66 are you offering the lecture challenge press one post by
subscribers and the balls go into condom.
The people grew quiet as he came forward. Some came to listen, some came to judge.
Others only wanted to see the man they had heard about. Then Jesus stepped up,
looked at the crowd and began to teach. If a man has a hundred sheep and one of
them is lost, will he not leave the rest and go to look for the one that has
wandered away? And when he finds it, he rejoices more over that one sheep and
over the others that never wandered. So it is with God. He does not rejoice
when a soul is lost. He rejoices when the lost one returns. Therefore do not despise those who
have fallen. Do not say this one is beyond saving. As long as a man still lives, the road back
is not closed. There is great joy over one heart that returns. So be merciful, be patient,
and be ready to seek the one who has gone far away.
Yeah. Jesus be ballin'.
Sermon, Sermon. Well, let's go to, uh, Judas.
And God said, step forth and receive eternal life.
But Dave stepped faith and won a toaster.
I need to buy a new toaster mine sucks
I am not Judas
Jesus was a good man true vapor boy true
Well, there's your problem. The toaster is supposed to toast. You probably bought it
without you.
No, it's a toaster, but it's kind of not super effective and stuff.
You found it. Not bad, huh? Quiet, hidden, useful.
I reckon there's still a blade, yeah, it's great.
You've seen enough to know I'm not here to hide.
And still you want to follow?
Thank you, Judas.
This means more than you know.
sit down for a meal nice hey someone's coming looks like that Pharisee from the
temple rabbi I'll be around if you need anything
Judas seems sassy peck pitch yeah
Well, he's spelled with C in top left, but with a K down here.
Most certainly I tell you, unless one is born in you, he can't see God's kingdom.
How can someone be born when they are old?
They can't go back inside their mother.
They can't be born a second time.
Most certainly I tell you...
Jesus answered,
Most certainly I tell you,
Unless one is born of water and the spirit,
he can't enter into God's kingdom.
That which is born of the flesh is flesh.
That which is born of the spirit is spirit.
Don't marvel that I said to you,
You must be born anew.
Are you the teacher of Israel and don't understand these things?
No one has ascended into heaven, but he who descended out of heaven,
the Son of Man, who is in heaven.
As Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness,
even so must the Son of Man be lifted up,
that whoever believes in him should not perish,
but have eternal life.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
This game only dialogue? Yeah. Sometimes you don't always have to like slay demons and
spill blood everywhere, you know? Sometimes you just gotta sit down and play I am Jesus Christ.
Go in peace, Nicodemus.
So we gotta do it we gotta complete the Apostles that's what we gotta do now oh
chat it we're getting there now it's about to get dark I say we should hold a
sermon it's important so we can get more followers I'm gonna influence
Don't mention it!
God, I thank you that I am not like other men, greedy, unjust, or sinful.
Or even like this tax collector, I fast, and I give a tenth of all I have.
But the tax collector stood far away.
You would not even lift his eyes to heaven.
He beat his chest and said, God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
I tell you, this man went home accepted by God and not the other, for the one who lifts
himself up will be brought low, and the one who humbles himself will be lifted up.
God does not look at proud words.
He looks at the truth in a man's heart.
A humble heart is nearer to God than a mouth full of praise for itself.
Damn.
Solve puzzles.
Let's see here.
Well, that's in the Oasis of Miracles. I mean, when we do this, we're going to learn Resurrection,
right? That's the final puzzle. Yeah, I'd say we go for it. Let's get some apostles.
Thought this. Speak with the Carpenters. No idea where they are, though. They are...
where are they? oh they're over here? alright sure, can do a healing here? yeah we might
as well 100% our starting city here. hey ziti thanks 52! just google a carpenter's number
and call them but but but Jesus was a carpenter wasn't he
or am I getting things mixed up again yeah he was right his father was he did
a lot no I think he was
built bed frames
oh I do you need healing
Lord
I got the plague out while still alive
even coughs in Jesus face man
my home is cursed
There you go.
Nice, that was 100% in the starting village.
Oh, do we have any more of this we can do?
Based on tricky questions.
I don't know where the last one is.
Complete main divest.
Two more of that and we unlock the next, uh, hold- oh yeah, we got this.
Nice.
Oh, I- why rabbit, it's 71.
Thank, dude.
I feel this would be good if it came out last year.
These to this house, and to those who race it.
The roof stands, and how goes it with you?
You want me to fix this?
Good mortar is like love. It binds though it is unseen.
I seek builders for a greater work.
Do you build a small thing, yet a needed one?
But I speak of a greater work, a house of living stones, a church within the hearts of
men.
I seek builders, come, follow me.
We trust you, but we have work in hand, corn is to set, the material is already paid.
A wall is not left half-raised.
Count the cost, let's finish this.
Whoever would build a tower first sits down and counts the cost, let us finish
this first.
Give me the cord and the trowel.
You will help?
Yeah. These hands remember, a heart rejoices.
For every stone set in its place is like a man finding his way.
Oh, yeah!
In every house, a stone is needed that ties two walls and bears their weight.
In the Father's house, that stone is grace.
And he who accepts ascending does not flee the burden.
He bears it with joy.
This is oddly satisfying.
No one in the world shall not fall.
It sits well, as though it had waited for this very place,
said Thaddeus, as he laid the next stone.
Jesus answered him, where trust is cracked,
be as the mortar, where the line runs crooked,
be as the plum line where there is a shard find for it the fitting gap and if our strength fails
ask james call upon me he replied those who build with me do not build alone there you go lads
straight true perhaps even fair to behold we will finish the cornice and make the place clean
Then we will meet you.
Do the people who request guard streams go to hell?
Not unless they divorce, I guess. Leave a blessing here and take only what is needful.
I'll take my trowel. It may serve with living stones.
The road will teach you the rest.
Most needful are steadfast heart and patience.
The road will teach you of- There is no divorce incident chat.
None.
Proof and hard.
Arrive to Nain.
Alright, sure.
wait what does it say about like divorcing is it a sin
how does it work Jesus saw Thomas it is mega sin okay yeah it is he knew that a deep hunger
for I was correct search for tangible proof meant more to him than a blind following of
faith that was patched out greetings wait you are Jesus of Nazareth your
teaching precedes you yet I do not know how you would know my name nor why there
is no divorce so you sentenced a man to hell I do nothing man greetings Thomas
inquisitive as ever my parents divorced 17 years ago and I blame you
Asmh.
Did they request scarf with a card?
Words like seeds, they need good soil.
Words like seeds do not need the hands touched to bear fruit, they need good soil.
Soil. Soil.
Your soil is truly so rich, sow for me a seed, and let faith sprout.
Master, do you hear that?
Something's happening outside.
Yes, Tom, as I hear it.
It doesn't sound like the usual city noise.
It's almost as if someone is crying.
I hear many people, too.
Yes, you're right.
In nine, crowds rarely gather without reason.
such crying. It usually means only one thing.
What up, uh, Miloni? My Lunine? Sorry if I've
butchered your name. My Lunine.
Now let's go see!
The widow's grief?
Wait, I can talk to Thomas.
My ears don't deceive me. It really is a procession.
Hey, you-
Carrying the son of that woman who walks first.
Yes, you're right, Thomas.
She's alone.
I don't see her husband.
Or anyone guiding her.
You gotta play Dawn's Inferno after this?
I mean, I love Dawn's Inferno.
I've played her like three times on stream.
I think that game's sick, dude.
It seems she has no one.
He was her only son.
She has no one left.
What do we do, master?
death came too soon I have no one left there is no one left to call me by name
she's alone completely alone first I lost my husband and now my beloved son I
I see you're a pain woman who will close the doors of my house now who will light
the lamp when night falls in name no one can answer those questions my son you
always said you'd be home before nightfall it's kind of sad you know I
I hear your words.
Why should I even return home now?
To call someone who will not answer.
Do not weep.
Lord, if you have mercy, look upon me.
I am looking.
Wow.
Jesus looked at her son and then said,
Young man, I say to you, Arise.
Oh, we're learning the final power now.
Resurrection.
Hoyp?
The fruits of the spirit.
Pick up the object that best answers the trial
and throw it at the target to complete the path.
Oh, what that?
Okay.
Got a ship in the back?
Wait, someone hurt you,
But now needs your help.
Withholding, I'm probably kindness, right?
I don't know if I missed or if it's wrong.
Revenge.
Okay, yeah, I probably missed.
Kindness is refusing to mirror the malice of others.
Someone got the success you wanted.
Envy.
Envy. Yeah. Fine, let's be happy for them.
Joy finds delight in the well-being of another.
You may be right, but the argument keeps growing.
Peace. Peace. Be with you.
Peace does not flee from conflict.
Someone keeps interrupting you and irritates you.
Patience.
Ah!
Patience gives the hard time to not answer in anger.
Someone is being rude in the conversation.
Gentleness.
Ha!
Gentleness extinguishes the fire of wrath without losing its strength.
No one is watching. You could cheat.
All self-control.
Self-control is victory over one's self.
I just...
When no one else is watching.
I just... I just killed Jesus.
Good thing he just respawned.
Zo-
Wait, so you actually CAN fall down here?
Yeah, okay, so I thought it was out of bounds.
I thought it was a giant snake.
Like, under the water.
It freaked me out.
Creepy.
Alright, that was the final power. No more puzzles. This is so sad.
Job's done.
Mother, what?
What happened?
My son, my son, do you hear me?
Hey, you.
Do you hear?
I saw a shadow, and now I feel the warmth of your hand.
He's a paid actor.
Two processions met at the gate, one of life, one of death.
A single tear of a mother halted the march.
One word from the Lord turned to his course.
No, I don't think I will, Patanak.
Compassion sees first before anyone even asks.
Yeah, Benefron.
Just get up.
Give it time, Tomas. Let it settle in your heart.
Then I should too.
Let's return to what we began in your workshop.
Yes. Before we left I had a question for you.
What is the heaviest burden that one carries with a smile, and the greatest victory won through a fall?
Humility, which makes the heart and conscience clean.
Gold, which glitters, yet makes the heart heavy. Ignorance, which grounds for spite.
And now tell me, what is the temple that has neither walls nor altars and is everlasting?
Oh, do I get to choose here?
Uh, what?
What is the temple that has neither walls nor altars and is everlasting?
A ripe preserved in memory, a fellowship of hearts bound together by love, a set of precepts that T- I'm gonna say this.
I thought, perhaps that was the way, but it leaves me uncertain.
Mm-hmm.
He touched the dead and death gave way. What is the heaviest burden that one carries with us? Oh
I didn't realize I had choices here
Okay
What is the heaviest burden that one carries with a smile and the greatest victory won through fall I say ignorance
Does no way I got this one right right now. Tell me. Yeah
I say
when you're about to lash out the chapter will it turn away from Jesus in his teachings?
Never.
What makes a person see what is not before his eyes, and understand what he is not here
with his ears?
The will to strive which gives strength, memory of what has been, faith which is a certainty
of things unseen.
True.
Your answers have given me more than years of study.
is hidden is not invisible to you. You are the teacher I have sought. Yay. Come with me.
I will show you a new way of seeking truth, and you'll help me proclaim it. Lead me.
Thomas' mind until then full of questions found its first answers, and his heart its
teacher then final guy is here to seek truth on the road and not in the
scrolls final question guy the people grew quiet as he came for a sermon some
came to listen some came to judge others only wanted to see the man they
had heard about then Jesus stepped up looked at the crowd and began to teach
Keep yourselves ready, and keep your lamps burning.
Be like servants waiting for their master to return, so that when he comes and knocks, they are ready to open the door at once.
Blessed are those servants whom the master finds awake and faithful.
Many people live as if there will always be more time.
They delay what is good. They delay truth.
They delay peace with one another, but you do not know when the hour will come.
So be watchful, be ready in heart, be ready to forgive, be ready to do what is right.
Blessed is the man who is found faithful when his Lord comes, for the one who walks in
truth does not fear that day.
How does Jesus' VA sound like TTS? Because they're all TTS.
They're all AI. I don't think that there has been a proper voice actor for anyone.
Thanks to the 135 man Ella playing a game about my lord for giving the souls of the sinful horde
This is all about salvation not rampant slaughter giving sight to the blind and walking on water
It's been three days in hell to bring life without end happy ease to chat because he will rise again
Thanks makes Nate makes 47 Agels makes 93
Let's do the final questions here
Sure man let's go.
David!
What?
Human bones to move on their own!
I don't know, Ezekiel?
Alright.
Nowhere's something- Jericho.
Okay, I didn't know that.
Grace, where I sought to provoke. I see now the greater wisdom is yours.
The walls of Jericho. Yeah, I read chat on that one. I don't care.
That's fine. That's fine.
Let's see. Yes. Oh, Max. I've done all the puzzles there now, which you had to do.
Max faced the tricky questions?
There's five more main quests in the game before the darkness is upon us.
I guess we can do a miracle of healing here.
Get in 30k.
I was running from a Roman patrol,
but I stumbled so un-luckly and in the end they caught me my hands are strong
again okay man that's all good man damn look at that completion right over
here insane we got to go here and do this oh healing of Cornelius on his
story locked but we got to go here
The
Roman Governor's decision.
You, you need help, right?
Uh, please.
Let's exercise.
Uh, please.
Go-
Go.
I'll stop.
Yeah, I've seen content King game on Steam.
and Jesus said follow me Matthew Matthew pretty good yeah me you want me to
follow you and again Jesus said yes Matthew son of alpheus you what are you
doing you lost your mind stop me go you have money Quintus protects you don't
Happy you lives as good as you you are gonna throw it all away
Yes
Lot I found you Matthew. So am I perhaps I could go home now and prepare dinner for you and your followers
That's a good idea Matthew we'll regret this Matthew
We got to do the final Apostles now talk to Philip
Did you see the new carpenter shop
Philip's over there we got a run dude
I think I can trust Judas?
Yeah, seems like a trustworthy guy.
The job he thinks of the floor, thank you.
How does this look like Lake Bethen, where you bike 350 kilometers?
Ah, not really palm trees there.
I can kinda see what you mean though, you know?
The combat in this game is point and left click.
That's it.
Okay, why am I going up here?
Let me go there.
Well, unless we need to get more followers for the end game, which like you might actually
need to get.
We hit over 30k followers though.
We should be good.
I think we're fine, but let's hold this sermon while we're here.
Can you move?
Even the wind seemed to pause when he prayed.
The people grew quiet as he came forward.
Some came to listen, some came to judge.
Others only wanted to see the man they had heard about.
Then Jesus stepped up, looked at the crowd and began to teach.
No, Rachel's not.
A sower went out to sow.
Some seed fell by the road, and the birds came and devoured it.
Some fell on rocky ground.
It sprang up quickly, but when the sun rose, it withered because it had no root.
Some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew and choked it.
But some fell on good soil, and it bore a great harvest.
So it is with the word that comes to man.
Some here, but do not receive.
Some receive with joy, but do not endure.
And some here, yet the cares of this world choke what is good within them.
But blessed is the one whose heart is good soil.
For the word is living, and where the heart is open, it shall bear fruit.
He who has ears to hear, let him hear.
There it is, gotta run to the water now.
And the new followers we can get.
Entries in the codecs need four more and I get the last one.
Oh yeah, we got here.
Nice.
I need more.
Wolf weaving.
Do you know where the shop is?
Hey.
Thanks for the 28. Thank you.
Yeah, what would Jesus use?
Instagram, TikTok or X?
Now I feel like he'd post like beautiful pictures on Instagram.
That's what I think.
He wouldn't engage in all these like X discussions.
I don't think so.
Or maybe he would.
Maybe he would actually.
Yeah. Reddit. Oh. Yeah, solid exactly. Jesus.
Oh.
Oh, welcome. What brings you here?
Jesus would have a podcast, no doubt.
Oh yeah, I believe so, yeah.
Welcome, Philip.
How do you know my name?
Don't you remember me? We've met before.
Rabbi, I remember. Though during your extraordinary baptism, we didn't have the chance to get
acquainted.
Then there's a good chance to make up for it.
I've heard what you did in Cana, Lord.
Word reached even John.
He spoke of you publicly, setting out on a new path.
Follow me, you'll see where it leads.
Wonderful!
We have found the one Moses wrote about in the law, and the prophets also wrote of,
Jesus, the son of Joseph, from Nazareth.
That's me!
Can anything good come out of Nazareth?
and see. Shalom. Here's a true Israeli in whom there is no deceit. How do you know me?
What have you been telling him? I had already seen you. Before Philip called you, I had
I've already seen you, I listened to you then, full of concern, out of the wilderness, under the fig tree.
Is he mugging? He is mugging, Jesus!
I totally heard this from a friend, but apparently there's an anime about Jesus called Bible Black Clueless.
Alright, follow me and many surprises still await you.
To live that one up part of Ania.
Teacher, you truly are the Son of God, the King of Israel.
You will see heaven opened and the angels of God ascending and descending upon the Son of Man.
And thus Jesus called two more apostles, Philip, ever ready to bear witness to others?
They got one more to recoup, Chad, before the supper.
The skeptic who, in a moment of personal revelation, became a witness for the bold, exalted confession of faith.
One more.
Find the Zillos hideout.
Oh, there's a city here.
Get a guess, huh?
Maybe we need to get there later.
Might as well get the, when we're here.
Can't walk in water, yeah.
It's part of the lore, I think.
Gotta unlock it.
I'm far away as this place, it is quite far.
Why does his music sound like my mid 2000s meditation therapy CD?
It does.
Yeah.
That's why I feel so calm.
I think Jesus dog will be able to walk on water.
I think so.
There we go.
Any new followers here?
No?
There's six more miracles in the game.
I mean I'm not trying to 100% this.
I'm just prepping for the grind.
I might be over the grind now though.
Find the zealots hide out.
Where is the zealots hide out?
over here wait I already see how do you say I'm Jesus Christ in Swedish
Jagar i Jesus Christus never thought I'd ever say that in Swedish but here we
are
the road is quieter than I came to test you but it is I who have been exposed
Yeah, thank you for the truth. Oh
You're over the grind you needed 20k followers unlike you. I didn't do the side stuff on areas
I had to do it all at once. Okay, you needed 20k. All right
To be honest if this game had achievements for doing all of these I would do them, but it doesn't there's no points
And I doubt this game has a secret in Jesus approached Simon's hideout
Clubs lay abandoned on the ground blood was spilled and anger hung in the air
He saw the wounded. He knew that mercy must come first.
She over wounded.
Don't come near him. He brings us taxes and lashes.
Suffering bears no banners.
love won't drive Rome from our land love will heal your heart and hearts
change history why are you helping me because love comes first
Oh.
What you did was harder than any fight.
on your sword. Fight for hearts. Begin with your own. If this is what your kingdom looks
like, then lead me. We will go together. Simon sheathed his blade. Instead of anger, he
carried peace with him. We gotta talk to Peter now. Over here.
Ah
Even the wind seemed really still pop
The trio read the entirety of the Bible live on stream after this no how many pages are the Bible it's a lot
Master, what are you doing here?
You can't imagine how happy I am to welcome you under my humble roof, but I didn't expect
you today.
Peter, I'm glad to see you too.
You couldn't have expected me for I've come to you with an unannounced visit.
True.
Then tell me, what brings you here?
I came because I want you.
I want to invite you to the others here.
I'll tell Andrew to help me prepare this gathering. Will Matthew come to you?
Yes, I want him to be...
...here as well.
Fine. But James and John may grumble about Matthew's presence.
And Simon the zealot looks at him as if he could pierce him with his eyes.
I know, my friend.
That's exactly why I need them together all right. I'll make sure everyone comes
Someone has to keep order in this group with Matthew counting every coin and Thomas doubting even his own breath
Someone has to be the voice of reason
What cares
That's why I chose you for this task your son Ockel takes the 128 long-ass
go to the appointed place chat it's upon us before this I'm gonna get the dog
out right hold up and fights
Thank you.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai.
The
The last time Jesus got hammered, it took him three days to recover.
All righty, all soapy pot.
40 days. Hey, first predicts man, and she'll predicts about 56. It's time.
Jesus knelt in silence, praying words known only to him and the Father. He asked that
his followers love and be one, as he and the Father are one. Then he looked up at
the sky, and whispered, Thy will be done.
Well, it seems I managed to gather us all.
We sit, we eat, but still don't know
what this meeting is about.
Usually when Jesus invites us somewhere like this,
it means something is about to happen.
Ha ha ha!
Or that one of us is about to receive
another lesson in humility.
This time it's not me.
At least not that I know of.
I used to play sleepy dross.
It's probably about money.
But it won't happen.
A meeting organized in such a hurry
always ends up being about money who knows you might be right my friend but
just as well it could be about miracles today is neither about money nor
miracles my beloved but this time it's about you first of all I want to thank
Thank you for coming here so quickly, Mr. Ehrling.
Well, it wasn't easy, but we're here.
I just hope the news you have for us is worth coming at dawn.
It is important!
For today you will learn that each of you will go forth to proclaim the kingdom of God.
For this great task I've chosen those who have the courage to love others.
But how Master, us?
You mean we should go alone?
No my dear Philip.
You will not go alone, but with a spirit who will guide you.
But how are we supposed to do this?
We're not like you.
We can't heal.
We can't even speak well to crowds.
Some of us even barely tolerate company.
I did not choose you.
Because you were ready.
I chose you so that you might become ready.
If we're to go somewhere, we must know where.
The world is full of dangers, Romans, Pharisees, pagans, and fishermen without any experience
in preaching.
Were you find the poor?
You will be needed.
Where there is sickness, you will bring healing.
Where there is darkness, there also will be light.
Us?
But how?
You are the one who has the power.
That's true, but the power I received from the Father can also flow through you.
I want you to go, not only to the people of Galilee, but to all who do not yet know that
God loves them.
So we are to be your disciples.
You already are my disciples, but from today you will also be my sent ones, my apostles.
Apostles?
That sounds serious.
Indeed, brother.
It sounds almost like trouble.
All right, but can you tell us what exactly we are to do, Master?
You are to proclaim that the Kingdom of Heaven is near, heal the sick, lift up those who have
fallen.
And if someone refuses to receive us?
Shake the dust of your sandals and move on.
You did not come with me.
You did not come to me with pride, but with empty hands, and those who come with
With empty hands, you can have them filled.
But Master, how will we decide who should go where?
Peter and Andrew, I send you to Nain.
Peter, your firmness will lead many.
Andrew, your gentleness will heal the wounded.
Separately, you will give much.
Together, you'll give what Nain needs most right now.
Yes, master. Together we are stronger. Right, brother?
Right. My brother and I will do everything we can to fulfill your task.
James and Yon.
Yon, Yon, go together to Bethsaida.
It is your shore and your wind. James, your courage will awaken the sleepers.
John, your love will hold those who are already leaving.
Together you'll turn thunder into light.
We'll go, master.
I'll tell them that the word knows their names, and that they are not just the weight
of the Nets.
And I will lift those afraid to cast aside their old Nets.
A fire will burn within them, not to destroy, but to guide.
Philip M. Bartholomew, you go to Canna.
The memory of the first sign still lives there, together you will give Kanna what it needs.
Credible witness and a reasoned heart that opens others.
We'll go.
I'll take their questions and you, brother, will take their hearts.
We'll invite our friends from nearby villages so that no one is left out.
I'll return to my own and tell them that the one who knows hidden thoughts turns
the water of daily life into the wine of hope.
Matthew, son of Levi, and Hugh, Thomas, you will go to Capernaum.
One of you knows the language and customs of the Romans.
The other questions deeply can lead daughters toward the light.
Put together you will be a bridge, a heart to forgive, and a mind to explain.
I will go, Lord. I'll start with my own house. Invite tax collectors and those others avoid.
I want mercy to be the first sign they see.
I'll gather the testimonies of the healed and answer questions clearly and simply.
This is not clear enough. I'll ask them to do some good.
James, you and Jude Thadeus.
I send you south to Jerusalem, you too do not seek fame.
James can listen and set things in order.
Jude can lift the weary and reconcile the divided.
We'll go, master.
I'll set days for prayer and teaching
and keep records of all so that no one is forgotten.
I'll listen long and speak briefly.
I'll speak with those who live in fear of people's opinions.
If a conflict arises, I'll sit with both sides
until we find the path to peace.
Simon, the zealot and Judas, I send you to northern Jerusalem.
Simon, your former zeal will learn patient courage there.
You thus you think clearly and see risk.
That place needs people to bring order to matters.
I will go without a weapon.
I'll replace the sword with words and anger with service.
I'll ask for clear rules and accountability.
What we gather for the poor will record.
What we promise will fulfill.
Then each of you now knows
where you are to go.
Carry the message of peace, heal the sick, proclaim the kingdom of God.
Freely you have received, freely give.
Lord, before we leave I just want to be sure.
why did you choose us? Because you believed even though you do not yet understand and that is enough.
On that simple rooftop in Capernaum began a story that has never ended.
Twelve ordinary men with fear doubt and hope answered the call. They did not yet know they
would become the foundation of a new world not through power but through service not through
strength, but through love. And so in the glow of the morning sun, a community was born, one that
would carry the light onward to the very ends of the earth.
Go to rest.
They have razor they have
Helping an Apostle needs your help. Completing the quest will gain you more followers.
Okay.
Talk to Xiong.
Wait, you're over here. All good.
Jesus, I was just about to send someone to find you.
I know.
We've been thinking about how to strengthen the people's faith.
We organized a gathering on the hill near Tabgah.
We didn't expect such a crowd, and more keep coming.
I understand.
Matthew and Andrew are already there.
They're doing what they can, but we need you.
Let's meet in Tobgah.
I have quick travel unlocked.
No, Bench-Frice.
You're not going to read the Bible anyway.
embrace the spoilers you literally just ordered it on Amazon Jesus is here the
Bible do you order it on Amazon as Jesus arrived he saw a great crowd and had
compassion on them for they were like sheep without a shepherd he healed those
who were in need and then he taught the gathered people about the kingdom of
of bread and mother places on the table. When the family gathers, each one breaks off a piece.
The bread grows smaller, yet no one leaves hungry, for the love between them fills more
than flour and water ever could. In the same way, do not be afraid to share what you have,
even if it seems no more than a crumb. The Father's love will multiply your gift until
there is enough for you and for the stranger there is more. Whoever gives with trust
will never go without, for generosity opens the gates of heaven, and heaven has no end.
Seventh heaven!
And Jesus multiplied the loaves and the fish, and in this way fed all who were gathered.
The crowd watched in great awe as the baskets were filled with food, listening intently to every word that came from Jesus' mouth.
Rabbi, the people are hungry. Some haven't eaten for days, and the journey home is long.
Hey, you give them something to eat.
Lord, even 200 denarii wouldn't buy enough bread for everyone to have even a bite.
Perhaps someone has something to share. There's a boy here with five barley loaves and two fish.
But what are they for so many?
Place the loaves and fish into the baskets.
When everyone is eaten or filled, gather what is left so that nothing is wasted.
But that's so little.
In God's hands, small becomes much.
What is small in your eyes will become a bonus in the hands of God?
Praise be to God!
The kingdom of heaven is like a grain of mustard seed, which an antler of it has shown you.
I never thought I'd see him with my own eyes.
We all never thought I'd see him with my own eyes.
But when it is grown, it is greater than the urge and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and launch an expansion.
Is that really Jesus?
Is that?
I missed one! Dammit!
Immediately Jesus made his disciples get into the boat and go on ahead of him to Bethsaida, while he dismissed the crowd.
After leaving them, he went on a mountainside to pray
Last time I was in church when I was in school, I guess I mean I've been to churches like as a tourist and stuff
He saw the disciples training at the oars because like one of different countries, but
Like that reading from like the Bible and stuff that was in school walking on the lake
Ooh, it's time!
Use divine power to find a boat on Seagalili.
Avoid tornadoes.
I'm just fucking walking out into the ocean.
This freaks me out, dude.
There's gotta be karaoke in here.
We're walking on water.
Because Jesus is not afraid of kill cams.
Well, I need to find a boat.
I'm not sure what's happening here.
Jesus is a lot of time.
Yeah, nice.
Here I come!
He was about to pass by them, but when they saw him walking away, they thought my
He found his story was when Jesus wore the crown because they all saw it and were terrified.
Immediately he spoke to them and said,
Take courage, it is I.
Don't be afraid.
Lord, if it's you, Peter replied,
Tell me to come to you on the water.
Come, he said.
Then Peter got down out of the boat.
Damn!
Walked on the water and came toward Jesus.
But when he saw the wind, he was afraid and beginning to sing.
Cry now.
Lord, save me!
Immediately, Jesus reached out his hand and called him.
You of little faith, I say.
Why did you die?
Damn.
You tell him, Jesus.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai.
Help Matthew, Thomas, Peter, and Phillip.
I can run on water.
No, I can't.
Talk to Peter.
Peter!
Ah.
Oh, here.
There's the main quests.
Rose Duck makes it a 10. No, we're not playing Garfield Car with Bibli...Bibli-
Rabbi? You here? We weren't expecting you today. We came from name for prayer. Come,
sit with us. We've got a place up front. People will be surprised to see you.
It's good to see you, my dear ones. Welcome, master. Yes, Peter's right.
all this is your hometown everyone here knows you is that really him Joseph's
boy I thought he left our region long ago he teaches him in Capernaum it's
easy to be a teacher here here we knew him as a child
Brothers of Israel, we have gathered to hear the Law and the Prophets, who among us wishes
to read today.
Do you feel it too?
He's going to choose Jesus.
We'll find out soon enough.
Jesus, Son of Joseph, we have heard much about you these past months.
teaching, crowds and galley. Would you read from the prophets today? Come forward and open
the scroll. Let all hear you.
Jesus rose and approached the lectern. He took the scroll in his hands and, as he opened
it, lifted his gaze toward the assembly. Then he began to speak. The spirit of the Lord
is upon me because he has anointed me to bring good news to the poor.
How calmly he reads, as if he has known every word for years.
He's just pronouncing the text. That's not teaching.
Jesus continued with the words,
He has sent me to proclaim liberty to the captives
and recovery of sight to the blind,
to set the oppressed free, to proclaim the year of the Lord's favor.
Beautiful reading, like Joseph, only better.
The words of Isaiah. Mighty words.
It always sounds different when he reads.
Because he speaks of what lives inside him.
Jesus continued reading from another chapter.
Is this not the fast that I choose?
To break the chains of injustice.
I will make you a light for the nations.
He speaks of removing yolks.
Of freedom.
Is he hinting at something?
Don't know.
But if he is, we'll cause him trouble.
Thank you, Jesus.
You've read the prophets.
According to our custom,
The one who reads the prophet may also speak a word of teaching.
Do you wish to speak?
Sure.
Today, these words of the prophet are fulfilled in your hearing.
He speaks like one sent by God.
Watch what he says.
That's how prophets speak, and false ones too.
Rabbi, not all hear listen with open hearts.
We saw the result of your work, Master,
But they didn't have the opportunity to.
We've heard a lot.
In Capernaum, they claim you heal.
Perhaps you'd show something here in your hometown.
See how he exalts himself?
Voldemort!
If he has power, why not show you?
Are you less worthy than the people of Capernaum?
Surely you will say to me,
Physician, heal yourself.
But I tell you no prophet is accepted in his own hometown, but we're not his enemies
We only want proof if he speaks the truth. Let him show it
We've got sick people here and poor ones
There were many widows in
Israel in the days of Elijah yet the Laja was sent to a widow in
Zaraph Zeraphat
I can't listen to this. He must be silenced.
What? And many lippers were in Israel in the days of Elisha.
Yet none of them were cleansed, only Naamang, the Syrian.
At this moment, the crowd erupts in fury at Jesus' words.
Shouts break out, anger and humiliation boiling over.
They realized Jesus is recalling stories where God passed over Israel and pretty much days of easier when Israel lacked faith
He says Gentiles are better than us
enough
He praises foreigners
in our house
He claims God blesses outsiders more than us enough
Enough.
Blasphemy.
He compares us to those who rejected prophets.
But he's not lying.
These are Scripture's words.
Scripture is not for him.
He won't teach here.
You'll let him talk to you like this.
You'll accept him placing outsiders above you.
Silence.
Jesus, son of Joseph.
You speak heavy, offensive words.
You blaspheme against the people and against the scripture.
For this he must be punished him alone.
He's done nothing JVs.
We should include him.
They want to hurt you.
He's a liar.
Not a prophet.
watch you here damn it starts dude
we're almost there if you lose all faith you'll return to start let everyone
see what happens to a blasphemer and everything he said in the synagogue he
deserved this of course he did he spoke as if we were nothing all right I
I listened to him, and I felt my blood boil.
He's become someone we don't want here.
Because he is a blasphemer.
He stood among us and spoke as if God were on his side.
Yeah, this is Jesus' cancellation.
He blasphemed, claiming that God helps and stands up
for the Gentiles.
Let him be silenced once and for all.
I don't get this AD stuff, but, well,
See how quickly they reject your grace.
How easily they can be moved.
Are they really worth saving?
Throw him down!
Yes, he's a blasphemer.
If you're who you claim, save yourself.
Rabbi!
Jesus, we're here.
Jesus!
No!
You can't!
There are too many of them.
For blasphemy, for arrogance, for scorning the law, cast him down.
In the synagogue, I told you the scripture is fulfilled today, and God comes with grace
even to the Gentiles.
That's blasphemy!
Blasphemy is rejecting grace when God comes.
You can still step back, not from the glyph, but from sin.
You lie! God is with Israel, not with foreigners!
And Aliyah sent to a widow in Zarebfath, and Naman, a foreigner yet cleansed, God does not belong only to you.
It is not from me. If it is not from me, it will fade. If it is from God, would you truly
cast it off this cliff? This is Jesus, Joseph's son.
Why? Why did we want to throw him from this hill?
I pray that you recognize the time when God comes to you.
I like how I can just jump down here, like, yeah, no problem, I guess.
Oh shit, I'm not gonna get back up.
Come on, Jesus, we got this.
Nice.
Alright, I'm back, sorry.
Sorry, zoooooooooooow, how is he doing this?
Good day.
Yes, Lord?
Good day.
I wonder if I can see Jesus in the combo if I jump and land behind him though they probably
despawn him.
Good day.
So you can see that I'm landing and it shakes.
Good day.
What the fuck the butts.
Rabbi, what was that?
They could have killed you.
They truly meant to throw you down.
Peter, no.
Master, I saw hatred in their eyes.
Those were your neighbors, your friends, people who knew you since childhood.
And that is why it wounded them more than strangers.
Those who think they know everything about you struggle most to accept that God may do
something anew.
Rabbi, I watched you walk through them.
could stop you. But it didn't look like a miracle. It looked like...
As if their hearts forgot what they intended to do? Yes. Like they couldn't harm you, even
if they wanted to.
Love is no barrier, but reveal truth can halt a raced hand.
But why did you tell them those things? Those stories about Elijah, you knew it would
and rage them. I'm a rage baiter because truth must be spoken. Even when it wounds, it was
necessary for them and for you. For us. So you may learn to trust when all others reject
This is only the beginning. Yeah, the lead will welcome you better. Good enough for long
Gotta help fill it now
Only say the word word word word is the word
Almost 40k followers now. Oh, I think we do have now. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
What am I playing after this? It's a horror game. You have to like dig it down and then you
You chase by like a giant centipede or something.
The aromatics.
I know a little bit.
Not super much though.
Welcome teacher.
I'm so glad you've returned to us.
News about you has spread throughout all Galilee.
Even in Capernaum, they say you heal with just a word.
And here in Cana, they say you turn water into wine.
Wherever you go, people ask who you truly are.
They pop up like diglett, yeah.
Yet let them not seek signs but truth.
For blessed are those who have not seen and yet have the leads.
And yet, signs make people's hearts open to faith.
that depends on science is like a flame that dies without the wind true faith
and dirt and silence and trust hmm it seems we are not the only ones seeking
you teacher Shalom Shalom Shalom are you Jesus of Nazareth the one they say
heals the sick and drives out spirits yes sir what is it you seek that's what
people say but tell me what do you see Roman my only son lies sick he's been
burning with fever for days I've called for physicians even magicians but none
could help him can you somehow heal him so that he won't die but lord he's a
gentile. Anyone who asks with faith is not a stranger in the eyes of God. But what do you mean, Lord?
I'm curious too, Master. Do you believe that I can do this? Lord, I am not worthy for you to come
under my roof, but only say the word and my son will be healed. For I too am a man under authority,
with soldiers under him.
I say to one, go, and he goes.
Okay.
To another, come, and he comes.
So I know that if you command the illness to leave,
it will obey you.
Then let it be done, as you have said.
Go now.
Uh...
Okay.
Does this game have Crucification?
Yeah, I believe so.
We're working our way there, you know.
We're pretty far into this game at this point.
We're in like the penultimate stage.
How to picture that work.
faith I'll set out on my way back to see my son as soon as possible your son
lives as you have believed so it has happened your son lives thank you Lord
I truly don't know how to thank you for such grace you don't need to thank me
It was your faith.
Go now to him and live in health.
It's hard to believe that such a great miracle, the healing of that boy, could happen across
such a distance.
The father must have truly believed his son would live.
Now you see, my beloved friends, that the faith of this Roman has opened the gate of
grace.
Not the privilege of birth, but a heart willing to trust leads to life.
Yes, Master, now I see. And from this moment, I believe it with all my heart.
Oh, yes, Lord, now no one should ever doubt the grace of God.
Once more he visited Cana in Galilee, where he had turned the water into wine.
And there was a certain royal official whose son lay sick at Capernaum.
When this man heard that Jesus had arrived in Galilee from Judea.
He went to the big hunt ground in 75.
He went to come and heal his son who was close to death.
Unless you people see signs and wonders, Jesus told him, you will never believe.
The royal official said,
Sir, come down before my child dies.
Go, Jesus replied.
Is that Gus?
No son, you'll live.
The man took Jesus at his word and departed.
While he was still on the way, his servants met him with the news that his boy was living.
When he inquired as to the time when his son got better,
he said to him, yesterday at one in the afternoon the fever left him. Then the father realized
that this was the exact time at which Jesus had said to him, your son will live. So he
and his whole household believed. This was the second sign Jesus performed after coming
from Judea to Galilee.
We got two more to help here.
Ve...Gere...Gerasin...Demoniac.
Gotta speak to Matthew.
Master, I have heard of a man in the land of the Goressens who is possessed by demons.
The people say he lives among the tombs, breaks his chains, and no one can subdue him.
Have you seen him with your own eyes, Matthew?
No, but many speak of him.
They are afraid to pass by that place.
They say he cries out day and night, and his strength is beyond human.
Master, if anyone can set him free, it is you.
If this man's suffering, we must help him.
I've not come this far for the healthy, but for the sick.
Then shall we go there, Lord?
Agreed.
Let us go into the boat and cross to the other side.
It's time to go to Geregesa.
You see, the market is especially busy this morning.
Jesus, let's find this man.
I think...
Hmm.
He's over here.
Hmm
He's over here
Did you see the new car or is he is this oh, it's you what do you want with?
Jesus
Son of the most high God have you come here to?
Torment me before the appointed time
What is your name?
He can't be far off now.
Let's chase him down.
up in the hills huh hills of ice
I'm asking you again, what is your name?
My name is Legion, for we are many.
Okay.
I command you! Come out of this man!
Remember, your obedience and faithfulness will bring salvation to you.
Bust in my presence and the power that guides you.
Job's done. Man had two demons inside him. Three, eh?
You have overpowered us, son of the most high.
We cannot resist your command.
Do not cast us into the abyss.
If you cast us out, allow us to enter those pigs.
Oh, shit!
Showing the mercy Lord, let me go with you. I want to follow
you wherever you go Wait for Sweden last week had two banana
pizzas and it was delicious. Hand better than chicken. I agree. You're not a liar,
jazz thank you kidding thank you blessings be upon you go home tell everyone of the
Lord's mercy on you return to your home and tell them that the Lord has done for
you and show us your mercy I will do as you say Lord I will tell everyone what
God has done for me may the most high bless you on your journey probably
Narazel, no?
Go in peace, and let your testament bring light to many.
I will do it.
Master, this man was lost, and now he is free.
The power of God has been revealed today.
Should we stay and teach them?
No, they ask us to leave. But the freed man will remain. He'll tell him what God has done for him.
Jesus would hate banana pizza. It is known.
He would not. He would accept it. Accept.
This is the final one. We gotta help chat. We're coming up on the finale here.
It's good to see you, Rabbi. People are already starting to gather. We organized another meeting
with those willing to hear the word of God.
Welcome, Thomas. Where's Peter?
At his house. He's preparing a place. But if you try to enter through the front
You won't take more than a single step. There's already quite a crowd there
All right Thomas
But then how am I supposed to get inside there's a back entrance Peter left it open if you're going to speak to the people
It's better if you're inside first
All right, thank you my friend
Rabbi some have come just to see you others surely want something I think today will be
especially crowded you're right if so many have come we cannot turn them away can we
Hey, you.
Please pause while I'm at the end of the book.
Yo Matt, thanks for the 41 dude.
Does this get better than Silksong?
Well I'm playing this game before playing Silksong, so the answer must be yes.
I like these characters. I'm glad you all live together for a very peace and harmony and that nothing bad happens to any of them. Clueless.
Thanks, Rachel.
Thank you, Peter. It's always a joy to come into your home. How many people have arrived already?
From what I can tell? Too many. At this rate, they'll be climbing onto my roof. And they're still coming.
That pleases me.
You are right, Master. But it seems not everyone came to listen. I see a few scribes and Pharisees
by the windows. Watching closely.
Let him watch.
Do you want me to send them away?
No, my friends.
Those who have come sincerely will stay.
Give me a moment.
I need to make some space.
And you, master, prepare yourself.
This house can barely breathe anymore.
Look at this.
How many of them he's drawn here?
They're following him as if they truly believe this man has some kind of authority from the
God.
You played God and before Silksong means God and Superior.
I don't think so.
True.
It's an emotion.
The sick always claim to rule this.
And he lets them believe that God works through him and outside the law.
You are wrong.
Jesus deceives no one.
He teaches about God's love and truly heals the sick.
Do you hear them?
just a few stories and they're already calling him God's messenger.
This is how blasphemy is born when signs are placed above the law.
He speaks of God as if he knows his will better than the law of Moses.
Who is he to draw a crowd and suggest that God works through him?
What was that? Something's falling from above. That's dust.
Oh no. No. Not my roof.
Hello? Who's up there?
A hole! They're making a hole in the room!
You've been going before it's 53 as well.
Hey! You up there!
So it seems that you've-
Sit down here at once!
True.
Another moment and this will all come crashing down on our heads.
It is heavenly life, yeah.
Don't be angry, Peter. There was no other way to get him to you.
Jesus, please! Look at him!
Such a violation of order in the presence of a teacher?
A scandal.
This is desperation. I'm curious what their teacher will do now.
Hey, you. Lord, I... for a long time I have not been able to move or walk. I am completely paralyzed.
Okay. Son, your sins are forgiven.
Blasphemy! Who can forgive sins but God alone?
If this is not blasphemy, then something greater than us is happening.
And not one of you asks whether this man is suffering? Only rules?
These are not rules! This is the holiness of God.
If he violates it, he poisons the people which is easier to say your sins are
forgiven or get up take your bed and walk it's so that you may know that the
son of man has authority when you play home nine years ago you didn't like it
that's where you're not playing silk song I'm just not in the mood to play
silk song that's it it's a big time commitment for a Metroidvania I don't
play metrovanias super much the man is paralyzed and you love Jesus knows where
you're going streamer SMH no no no not about that no no no no
What is happening to me you should hold a sermon about how unfair Garfield cut is to you and then you will have revenge later tonight
pre-channel right yeah what what's happening to me I get up take your
bed and go home
I think Jesus can heal you from your Gunnarism. I think you'll be on saving for that.
God has showed absolute authority, not only over sickness, but over sin itself, unveiling
his divine identity, because only God can forgive sins.
Mercy is greater than the mere letter of the law, and it reminds us that forgiveness
is the deepest rescue, the true salvation.
to go here now that was it we helped all the apostles now
the big trees up there
greetings master how good it is to see you what brings you to me as a sweet do
Do you support Zara Larson against the Swifties?
What are your opinions on the drama?
I did not know this was a thing.
I'll have to do some research, JTH.
Thank you, man.
Greetings, my dear Peter.
I want you to go with me on a journey to Mount Tabor.
I'll show you something that will strengthen your faith.
But you must keep it in your heart until the time comes when everything's fulfilled.
Master, I do not fully understand your meaning.
yet since it is your will i will gladly take part in this journey i was about to meet james and john
shall we tell them
let us meet them very well master i understand shall we depart immediately in here chat don't
forget how i have to play this game to cleanse his soul since he played so much hentai games
during his days off still haven't played a single hentai game chat has given me and this
This can't be left that way.
Oh, we're going here! Okay, it's a big journey.
Peter set out toward Mount Tabor
The journey was demanding the path led through stony trails sometimes shaded by trees
But more often in open Sun I have proof that I've never played him. You know steam records your playtime
I've never played him
Not a single minute or second of any of these hundred plus hentai games that you fucking gifted me on steam
Peter? Jesus? What a surprise! We thought we were the ones coming to find you, and here
you are coming to meet us.
Haha, we didn't expect to meet you on this road. Has something changed? Where are you
heading?
Peace be with you. Come with me. We'll set out together for the summit of Mount Tabel.
I will show you what the father has prepared for those who believe
Master we will follow you James John. Let's leave the rest for later the road to table awaits
Okay, and I really need to cleanse his soul after touching whatever horrors made Garfield cut to I would suggest playing Garfield
Cut want to do it Garfield jam
No
This journey was more tiring than I thought
My beloved ones I have a question for you
Who do you peep who do people say?
Who do people say the son of masters you are John the Baptist master?
I've heard many say you are Elijah, and still others say Jeremiah.
And you?
Who do you say I am?
You are the Messiah, the Son of the living God.
You are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, the gates of hell shall not prevail
against it.
I'll give you the keys to the kingdom.
Whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven.
Whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.
Time for building chat.
The psoias. True. True.
If only there was a well here.
I would be grateful for a bit of water.
Yeah, I can walk on water. Yeah, we've done that.
Remember, man does not live by bread alone.
But by every word that comes from the mouth of God, true, Master, but a little water would
also help true, John, don't worry soon we'll reach the top and then we shall rest.
Here it is, wow.
the plane you can see valley stretching as far as samaria this place is like a
throne above the earth teacher but why are only we three going with you there
are things that you will see first and only afterward will you bear witness to
them to your brothers
It's a jump scare every time they pop up, man.
The time has come, Lord, the law I receive from God finds its fulfillment in you.
And the prophecies I proclaimed lead to your sacrifice.
Your exodus in Jerusalem, passing through death, will be the way of salvation for many.
Am I still dreaming? Lord! It is good for us to be here. If you wish, I will build three shelters. One for you, one for Moses, and one for Elijah.
This is my beloved son.
God!
With whom I am well-pissed. Listen to me.
Damn.
The journey of Jesus with Peter, James and John was meant to strengthen their faith before
the passion and the cross.
On Mount Tabor, Jesus' prayer and his transfiguration revealed his unity with the Father, the foreshadowing
of the resurrection and the future glory of believers.
Elizabeth takes 35-mile shrimp, takes 66.
Professor Ward takes 20.
I've come from Bethany.
Mary and Martha sent me to you.
Lord, behold, he for whom you have great affection is sick.
The sickness is not to death, but for the glory of God.
That God's son may be glorified by it.
Rabbi, they've sent for help. We must go. They are counting on you.
John, trust me, we will not be late.
The news was urgent. Yet Jesus remained in name, as if time had lost all meaning the first day passed, then the next.
Anxiety grew among the disciples. They did not understand this delay. Then Jesus said to them,
Lazarus is dead, and for your sake, I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe.
Hey, you!
Well, for Jesus! Thanks for the two bugs!
Thank you. Thank you.
Lord, if you had been here, my brother would not have died.
Your brother will rise.
Again, I am the resurrection and the life.
Whoever believes in me will live.
I know he will rise in the resurrection at the last day.
I am the resurrection.
life whoever believes in me will live even though he dies yes lord do you
believe this and everyone who lives and believes in me will never die do you
believe this yes lord I believe that you are the Christ the Son of God who was
to come into the world lord if you had been here my brother would be among us
still where have you put him he was laid to rest not far from here in a
tomb take me there show me the two
I can usually give Jesus like dual swords, so
All right
As a city we haven't been to there as the only one
You need healing tough luck buddy Jesus does not have time
It was heard that Lazarus' illness came on suddenly.
Roll away the stone.
By now, he stinks. It has already been four days.
You would see the glory of God.
Did I not tell you that if you believed you would see the glory of God?
This is a moment we will never forget.
He reveals the glory of the Father.
If he says to roll the stone away, we must trust him.
I was unclean and he cleansed me.
Can he not also raise Lazarus?
Damn.
Resurrection!
Many people of Bethany went with him to see what would happen.
Then Jesus started prayer, Father, I thank you that you have heard me.
I know you always hear me, but I say this for them, that they may believe you sent me."
And Lazarus came out, wrapped in grave clothes, his hands and feet bound, his face covered
with a cloth.
Jesus said, Unwrap him and let him go.
Blessed are you forever!
Lord, thank you for the life of my brother, my lord.
You are the glory of Israel.
The one we love has revealed the power of God.
I saw death, and now I see life.
Lord, I believe.
As you healed me, so you have called him back to life.
Glory to you, Lord.
Did you see that?
Lazarus.
Alive.
Everyone saw it by sundown the whole region will be talking if this spreads they'll all follow that I find his game chat
Romans will hear they'll come down on us take our place our temple and
Our nation he's done enough already. This sign will turn the city upside down
Then we do what must be done
We go to the temple and tell the chief priests. They'll call the council and not the council
This will say what he always says better one man die
Then the whole people be ruined and the one he raised as long as Lazarus walks the proof walks with him
Come before this crowd carries the story to Jerusalem
Visit pools at Bethesda
I'm coming Todd
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do with it.
is true true thank thrisper council don't even exist
Well, I speedrun this game.
There probably is some like cool movement tech like, I don't know, some bunny hopping
or something.
Hey you!
Dweller takes 53! Oh thank you!
The peels!
Alright, we're just not...
Oh.
is healed. I have no one to put me into the pool, and while I am trying to go down, another
steps in before me."
Do not place your hope in superstitions. Or in this water, true healing does not come
from it. Do you want to be made well?
I do, Lord, with all my heart.
Get up, take up your mats and walk.
Whoops.
my legs thank you lord this is true healing what are you doing it is the
Sabbath why are you carrying your mat no you just redo the mini game to fail
told me get up take up your mat and walk I no longer need this
place never did that man deceived you you have broken the Sabbath and the law this
is open lawlessness Lord I do not understand why this priest is so
offended he does not see what has been done
do not trust in human rules do not trust in superstitions or in human rules
that obscure mercy my works fulfilled the true law for father desires healing it
isn't him that you must believe leave pills can I take
pill I'm pulling whoever enters the stirred water first will be healed feast
at Simon's home. Oh wait, let me get this quick travel. And then we hear the
ear piercing ding sound again.
Did I finish the barbarian game, yeah, I did.
I
Give him was fun man. It was a fun game. I saw a caravan passing through this morning
Ha
I need more willful weaving
All right, we got the thing we teleport here
I played Age of Barbarian Chronicles yesterday, yeah.
It was really fun.
Nice, we got Max there now.
How is your family doing these things?
from that game to now this is actually
there yeah it difference oh teacher how
good it is to see you again it is a
miracle that I can be here with you
Lazarus yours lot life is a light for
many Martha your care gladdens my heart
the house is prepared may this supper
be blessed Lord my heart is filled with
gratitude let me read this I saw how my
My brother returned to life because of you."
And so Garfield sent upon Elias a red pie, as Elias had grown arrogant and believed himself
above Casculote.
Believe in my glory, and you too shall receive pie to pave your way.
But Elias didn't believe, and no blessing fell upon him.
Those who do not believe in my glory shall receive nothing but one lasagna.
And so Elias lost yet another cup, as his son Kaskilov based in the glory of God.
That is disturbingly well written.
Rabbi, people still speak about your miracles, but is it safe now to come openly to Jerusalem?
Yes, my disciple, have faith in the path we're fulfilling.
Master, I am glad that I can host you today in my house.
Friends are already at the table.
This guy is not AI, is he?
Peace to this house.
You're precious to me.
Oh, righty.
His Judas mouth can read.
Rabbi.
While Jesus was at the table in Simon's house at Bethany, a woman came with an alabaster
jar of costly perfume and poured it on his head.
Some of the disciples protested saying it could have been sold and given to the
poor.
Leave her alone. Why do you trouble her? She has done a beautiful thing to me. For you always
have the poor with you, but you will not always have me. By pouring this perfume on my body,
she has prepared me for burial. Truly, I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached
throughout the world, what she has done will also be told in memory of her."
Such an anointing feels heavy with meaning.
As if it speaks of coming days, the fragrance spreads through the whole house.
This is a moment we will never forget.
It is a sign of love greater than words.
Jesus is honored as king.
It's time to confront Judas.
Why has this woman wasted such expensive oil?
Would it not have been better to sell it and give to the poor?
Leave her.
She's done something beautiful.
You're right.
could have helped the poor. It is her choice to not interfere. I say leave her alone. She's
done a beautiful thing to me.
But Lord, the poor suffer every day. Are we not called to help them?
Many have been fed, and now I need rest. True, but today you must honor your teacher.
The poor will remain, but I will not always be here. Now you honor your teacher.
I will need to think on your words, Master. Perhaps we can speak of this again another time.
Why has this woman...
Ah, shit.
Why do you allow such extravagance, since hard days are coming soon? Is this really necessary?
She has anointed my body for burial. She wanted her generosity to be seen.
As a sign of joy for my kingdom will soon appear.
Shit, I actually don't know.
One? Okay, I'll, I'll, yeah, okay.
Perhaps, perhaps you are right, Teacher.
Perhaps perhaps you are right teacher still my heart seems like it was correct
Yep, seems like it was correct
Very cool very cool. Yeah, the supper in Simon's house lasted late into the night at dawn
They set out toward Beth page there Jesus told two of his disciples
Go into the village ahead of you and at once you will find a donkey tied there with her colt beside her
Untie them and bring them to me if anyone says anything to you
say that the Lord needs them, and He will send them right away.
Master, just as you said, we found the donkey in the colt.
They are standing by the houses in the village.
The owners asked why we were untying them, but when we said,
the Lord needs them, they let us take them.
Well done, in this way the prophecy is fulfilled.
Behold, your king comes to you, gentle and riding on a donkey.
You too have become part of this work.
Mount the donkey to begin your journey.
Alright.
I
Actual mount yo, we must be cautious when interacting the road
I don't see what is hidden even when no word is spoken
I think you can open the console in this game to like free cam or something I
I want to see what it looks like if Jesus riding on the donkey
Oh body uchna thanks for the prime. Thank you
Yeah, there's a shadow and his whole model is there
I don't go to church now.
go to church no me deathy
And I'm subject to Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
When I've been to church, like I said many times, the stream, during school we had to
go.
Like before summer break and all that, and like sing songs and read verses through
the Bible.
Oh, shit!
Why is it so loud?
understand all this. Only after Jesus was glorified did they realize that these things
had been written about him and that these things had been done to him. Now the crowd
that was with him when he called Lazarus from the tomb and raised him from the dead continued
to spread the word. Many people, because they had heard that he had performed this
sign, went out to meet him. So the Pharisees said to one another, See this is getting
us nowhere. Look how the whole world has gone after him.
Damn, you!
Solid Darny, thanks to the 51 and Zora, that's a tier 388. Approach the temple staircase.
Let's go to the center.
The crossmen are busy in the middle.
Well, I could just quick travel here as fast as...
Speed strats?
I will try not to cry.
Playing Idle's of Ash after this, yeah.
It is a time of change and a fulfillment of prophecy, Matthew.
Let's go. I'll deal with this once and for all.
Oh, shit.
Here comes Rascal Jesus again.
Be free.
He's torn down the fences all our work is
Look how many pilgrims.
He's a madman.
because of him. Today's offer is
exceptional.
Where's the last table?
I just need to find another table.
Sir table around here sir table around here no those birds were meant for the
purification offer take a look and see if
here the temple should be a house of prayer fuck your table that man is
destroying everything. In the course of the temple panic broke out. Tables lay
overturned, doves took flight, merchants drew back in fear. He rebuked those
gathered there because where prayer should have resounded only the clinking
of coins was heard. Then he began to teach. He taught that outward things
are not enough if a man's heart is far from God. Honor given with the lips
means nothing if justice has been abandoned.
Man must return to God with truth, humility, and reverence.
And the people listened to him.
And those who held authority over the temple began to see him as a threat.
For on that day not only were tables overturned,
on that day the corruption hidden beneath the cloak of religion was judged.
Cree for Jesus.
I see that the power of God works through you you will regret what you have done
It is written my house shall be called a house of prayer
But you're making it a den of robbers. We will not forget this
All right, huh? It's a good day rise. See you later guys
Isn't that the man who was teaching instead of a goat
Once people, let's hope we can buy some.
It's always like this before the beat.
Weeek!
It's truly time now.
There is a stillness in the city today.
Sorry, Jesus. Your arc is about to be over.
Welcome Master, you can't imagine how glad we are to see you.
And I too am glad to see you, my beloved friends.
I see that everything has been prepared, my heart rejoices at the sight.
Indeed Master, everything looks perfect, almost as if someone knew exactly what we
needed. It's a sign that he foresaw everything. Simon, this is not a time for battle. It's
a feast, not a revolt. But what if something is about to happen tonight? Something we don't
yet understand. Hmm. Master, can we help you somehow? What is the bowl and the water
before. Lord, what are you doing?
I will do for you what a servant does for his monster. Before we break bread together, allow
me to wash your feet.
Right.
Lord, are you going to wash my feet? You shall never wash them.
You do not realize now what I'm doing, but later you will understand.
Lord not only my feet, but also my hands and my head
He who is clean needs only to wash his feet
The rest of him is clean and you are clean though not all of you
Jesus a bit of a freak, huh? Damn
Look at a freak Jesus. Yeah, you're a little freaky. Do you understand what I've done to you? I
I have given you an example that you should also do as I have done to you.
Wash this up.
Yeah.
This game's got something for everyone.
Look up at them.
You like that Matthew?
Huh?
Can I wash your feet?
Did anyone truly understand what just happened here?
One of you will betray me.
Truly, I tell you, one of you will betray me.
Is it I?
None of us would ever do such a thing.
Right?
I'm asking John. Who does he mean? Lord, who is it?
No, I won't listen to this any longer. I'm going out. I need air.
Ooh. What you do, do quickly.
What? What just happened? Where did he go?
Maybe. Maybe he went to get something for the feast.
Now the Son of Man is glorified, and God is glorified in Him.
My little children, I'll be with you only a little while longer.
How should we understand your words?
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another as I have loved you.
By this, everyone will know that you're my disciples if you love one another.
Jesus took bread, lifted it, and gave thanks, saying,
take and eat.
This is my body, which is given to you.
Then he broke the bread, and began
to give it to each of the apostles.
The master truly.
In their eyes, there was reverence,
and a quiet lack of understanding.
The new covenant, spoken of by the prophets.
This gave a man so great a bread.
It is loved.
He gives himself to us out of love.
This is his way to remain.
I didn't read the damn thing.
He is giving himself to us.
I am not worthy.
And yet, we did it.
But how can we comprehend this?
How can we eat him?
On the first day of the festival of Unleavened Bread,
the disciples came to Jesus and asked,
Where do you want us to make preparations for you to eat the Passover?
He replied,
Go into the city to a certain man and tell him,
The teacher says,
My appointed time is near.
I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at your house.
So the disciples did as Jesus had directed them and prepared the Passover.
When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the twelve.
And while they were eating, he said,
Truly I tell you,
One of you will betray me.
They were very sad, and began to say to him one after the other,
Surely you don't mean me, Lord.
Jesus replied, The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me.
So he got up from the meal, took off his outer clothing and wrapped a towel around his waist.
After that he poured water into a basin and began to wash his disciples feet,
Drying them with the towel that was wrapped around him.
He came to Simon Peter who said to him,
Lord, are you going to wash my feet?
Jesus replied, you do not realize now what I am doing,
but later you will understand.
While they were eating, Jesus took bread,
and when he had given thanks, he broke it
and gave it to his disciples saying,
take it, this is my body.
Then Peter could come,
and when he had given thanks,
them and they all drank from it this is my blood of the covenant which is poured out for many
he said to them truly i tell you i will not drink again from the fruit of the vine until that day
when i drink it new in the kingdom of god yeah these scenes turn insanely loud for some reason
master i see you looking at me more intently than at the others is something wrong
Simon, Simon, behold, Satan has asked to sift you as wheat, but I have prayed for you that
your faith may not fail.
Lord, with you I am ready to go to prison and to death.
Truly I tell you, before the rooster crows, you will deny me three times.
But how can that be, master?
That's impossible.
Do not let your heart be troubled.
Trust in God and in me.
I got to prepare a place for you.
I am the way, the truth, and the life.
No one comes to the Father except through me.
When the supper was ending,
Jesus prayed to his father with great love.
Hey Jack.
You're here right for the finale, huh?
Give glory to your son so that he may give glory to you.
Keep my friends safe and help them stay united
just as you and I are one.
I'm not only praying for them,
but also for everyone who will believe in me
because of their words.
I want them all to be with me and see my glory.
It was a prayer full of love for his friends and for everyone who would one day believe
in us.
I want them all to be with me.
But how is this, Master?
You are leaving us?
You are leaving us all alone?
You're bad, Sheldon, too.
If you love me, keep my commandments.
I will ask the Father to send you another helper who will be with you forever, the
spirit of truth.
I will not leave you as orphans, I will come to you.
Who are you speaking of, Master?
There is no one besides you.
Without you we cannot manage.
The Helper, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send.
In my name he will teach you all things, and bring to your remembrance all that I
have said to you.
Peace, I leave with you.
My peace I give you.
Truly not all your words have I understood well, but we will wait for the coming of the helper of whom you spoke
Arise let us go from here. Jesus teaches his disciples that a life close to God is only possible when they stay united with him
I am the true vine and my father takes care of it
Every branch that does not bear fruit
He cuts away and every branch that doesn't play new super me boy 3d. I haven't played regular super me boy
The vine. The vine. The vine.
Oh
Belting things the 87 bro skipped. Yeah sue me
Have a Jesus sue me, huh? I'm not gonna go to hell for skipping a little a little a Jesus narration speech, huh?
the silence before the storm to be fair I didn't know it would skip when I
quick traveled I had recalled in my head that it didn't but well I'm sure y'all
can live without that small little dialogue, okay?
I hope we are going in the right direction.
Don't complain. Over there on the left, you can see the olive trees that grow only on this part of the slope.
Ah, yes, it seems you're right. We've finally made it. Good thing we walked with him.
You're tired, aren't you? I have to admit, we've covered quite a distance from the city.
Master, is it still far? I thought we would stop lower down.
No, not much further. In fact, we're already here.
Here? You're leading us to this cave?
Yes, this part of the Mount of Olives is quieter than the gardens themselves.
Few people come here, go inside, we'll rest there.
Looks like a place that has offered shelter often.
You can even tell someone once slept here.
That's good. If shepherds have used this grotto, then it must be safe.
And will we stay here long, Master?
Only as long as needed.
Come rest.
It's cooler inside than outside.
It's a good place.
Any molds for this game? Probably not.
You can't even hear the wind.
You can tell Shepard's sometimes sleep here. The stones have been worn smooth.
Shepard? You can even see a few blankets that were left behind.
It's a good place to rest, Master. Lay out your places here. Rest. The night will be long.
Master, will you rest as well?
We've walked all the way from the city without a break.
I will rest when the time comes. For now, I must pray.
Do you want us to pray with you?
Yes, but not all of you.
Peter James John.
Yes, Master?
We're coming with you.
We'll be back soon.
Stay here, my beloved friends, while we go and pray.
May the master have strength. Whatever awaits him.
We'll keep watch here. He knows what he's doing.
Select three disciples and step outside.
to you the guy in the back woke up that's awesome peace to you peace to you
peace to you yes lord little rascal Jesus waking everybody up I greet you
with humility. I stand with you, my lord.
This game is tight. Peace to you.
All right, enough of that.
Laster, do you want to pray here by the fire?
Further still, Peter, where the trees grow thicker,
you know this is everything all right lord it won't be my soul is deeply
troubled even to the point of death master is there anything we can do to
help there is one thing stay here and keep watch all right master we will keep
watch I promise I won't close my eyes
Peter tonight will test many I do not say this to accuse you but so you
You understand how important prayer is, Master.
You know what's going to happen, don't you?
The hour has come.
My betrayer has already set out, and this place he has known for a long time.
Is that why you want us to keep watch?
So can we warn you if they come?
Keep watch not only for my sake.
Keep watch so that you yourselves do not fall into temptation.
Sit here, wait for me, I will go and pray to Father.
Go, Lord, we will keep watch.
Jesus walked away from his disciples deeper into the garden where the olive trees grew
denser and the moonlight barely pierced through their leaves.
When he was about a stone's throw away from Peter, James and John, he fell to his knees
and then to his face.
There in solitude and struggle, he began to pray.
Ventured deeper into the vision.
Is it illegal to use?
Play some Super Gornes during this?
It's going to be a lot of demons to slay.
Hold?
It starts.
That
Die even come on so slow
We wait for the next part.
Jesus prayed and his voice trembled as if the very words wounded him more deeply than
anything that was about to come.
My father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me.
Yet not as I will, but as you will.
Bro.
The power you cannot break with a single hand.
They will not hear it.
They will not step back.
Huh.
Okay.
Hold.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Who their brutality?
Huh.
He's seen as execution.
Ah!
Sorry!
Shit!
They're locked straight into their hands.
Why?
I lost some faith, but we got plenty of faith though.
Do you think your disciples will stand by you?
Do you see any of them here?
No. They have already fled in their hearts.
Just speak of the world, one, and legions of angels will crush this world to dust.
Why are you silent?
Oh, I made it!
Jesus prayed a second time.
His steps were heavier than before, as if every movement demanded great effort.
He lifted his gaze toward heaven,
and the words flowed from his heart like a bitter truth that must be accepted.
My father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may your will be done.
Gov. 7! Thank you for the AT. Thanks for clarifying that, actually.
Thank you. Leap across the chasm!
do you see this is how your end will look
Shames, the shame, and the shudders that no human has ever driven.
And when you hike, they will walk here.
They will say, come down from the cross if you are the son of God.
That is what they will say. That is how they will love.
Do not do this, Yeshua. Do not for this humanity.
They are not worth it. Leave them. Leave. Come with me.
Anyone on speakers?
There sounds a bit like Doom 1, yeah, or whatever.
I only have 20 faiths left, shit.
For the third time, Jesus paused among the olive trees.
It's fine.
His face looked more exhausted, and his eyes were filled with tears.
That's 19 more faith than Jesus needs.
One could see a new strength, a certainty that the hour had come.
My father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may
your will be done.
Oh shoot, my faith didn't get missed a word, it doesn't matter though.
I've seen everything, the darkness, the beating, the crosses, even the nails.
How can I endure this, Angel?
You do not face this alone.
Father sees your pain and knows every moment of the struggle.
Wait, what is the b-biblically accurate, Angel?
Oh, yeah, right. They look like that.
So weird
It's scary you can Google it yourself you want to see it
It's really yeah, yeah exactly dark and I was gonna say that but I don't know
My soul is deeply troubled even to death and my disciples they sleep
Your spirit is willing and you do not walk alone
Father, if this is your will, let it be done.
I'm roleplaying.
Jesus, carrying the cross.
Did we really fall asleep?
Simon, are you sleeping?
Did you not watch for one hour?
No, master.
I wasn't sleeping.
The spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Lord, I did not mean to fall asleep.
We suddenly became so tired.
Prayer, it was so heavy.
I know, but now you must remain with me, even if the hour is difficult.
Watching is an expression of love and unfaithfulness.
The hour is coming, but Father is with me.
My ears are ready.
Then Jesus went with his disciples to a place called Gethsemane, and he said to them, Sit
here while I go over there and pray.
He took Peter and the two sons of Zebedee along with him and he began to be sorrowful and troubled.
Then he said to them,
My soul is overwhelmed with sorrow to the point of death.
Stay here and keep watch over me.
Just as he was speaking, Judas, one of the twelve, appeared.
With him was a crowd armed with swords and clubs.
from the chief priests, the teachers of the law and the elders.
Now the betrayer had arranged a signal with them.
The one I kiss is the man.
Arrest him and lead him away under guard.
Going at once to Jesus, Judas said, rabbi, and kissed him.
The men seized Jesus and arrested him.
Then one of those standing near drew his sword
and struck the servant of the high priest
coming off his ear.
Jesus commanded Peter, put your sword away.
Shall I not drink the cup the Father has given me?
Damn.
Judas had come with a band of soldiers and temple officers, carrying lanterns, torches and weapons.
At the moment of arrest, the disciples fled, as it had been foretold.
The shepherd would be struck, and the sheep scattered.
Yet Peter and another disciple followed at a distance.
So, where are we going now?
Take him to Annus. I've got my payment to collect.
Hours to we didn't follow you for free better sorted out with the priests
Everyone was supposed to come back with both ears
um
Whatever's between me and them is none of your business to damn
But one back there doesn't look
They're paying as if he were an ordinary slave close step back
I thought they'd value him higher
Oh, I can't get him expected to look like this.
Why why I can't run here. They came force walks. He the only thing you know is a and d
You bump into the guards and there's a hundred faith and now he has to face the consequences
That isn't an answer
I think doge moth 99 to 9 no, nope never seen it
But why did you hand him over he looks like he's already forgiven you before anything's even begun
politics
You don't have to understand
You hide behind politics the same way you hide behind
I don't think you really know what you've done faster. There's no time
They need to turn this game into a hero shooter like marathon imagine dude it was night
Deep night. Where are we dropping?
Jerusalem was crowded with pilgrims and in many houses, prayers and remembrance of the Exodus still lingered in the air.
From the Garden of Gethsemane near the Mount of Olives, Jesus of Nazareth was led away, bound.
The city is full of people. It's always like this. It pass over them.
That's why we take the side streets. If someone recognizes them, there'll be chaos.
Is that him? The one who taught in the temple?
The very same, a Galilean.
Everyone talks about him.
Some say he's a prophet.
And others, the messiah.
That's why he can't walk freely.
Christ the guard.
This man you are leading.
Is that Jesus?
Yeah.
And stay out of our presence, or we'll take you along the same way.
Jesus was taken first to Anas, the former high priest
and father-in-law of Caiaphas, whose influence among the priests
remained strong.
The courtyard of the high priest's house
was lit, servants and guards gathered in the night air.
And so the first questioning began, only the beginning of that long night.
We have brought Jesus of Nazareth.
Bring this man closer. Let him stand before me.
At your command.
So you are the one the people speak of.
I ask you about your disciples and about your teaching.
I've spoken openly to the world. I've always taught in the synagogues
and the temple where all Jews gather. I said nothing in secret.
Get crowds followed him. He spoke words that moved ordinary people.
Then speak here. Say what you talked.
Why do you question me? Ask those who heard me what I said.
They know what I said.
That is evading the answer. Is this how you answer the high priest? Enough!
if I said wrong prove what was wrong and if I spoke rightly why do you strike me
damn Jesus is a rap dog it's not answered that's a guilty man no decision will be
made here his case is too serious find him and send him to Caiaphas
all right time to follow the guards again to Caiaphas quickly before anyone
notices
night shippers new lad like is positive on steam
sounds good I don't think we're ladding today I mean I could check the chat but I don't believe
So
Why does my power outlets you're not worth
Stop playing this it's an insult to God, but why?
Wait, why is it an insult to God who goes there at this hour?
why in such haste it is Jesus of Nazareth brought from high priest much
has been said of his tea lads have been said did he truly draw such a crowd
yes more like a love letter you know
The discussions for the game on steam are full of people saying it's blasphemy where
the chief priests and elders wait why why is it blasphemy inside like a voice acting
or something outside in the courtyard Peter stood among the servants and guards warming
himself by the fire while the night pressed on toward the cockroach stand
before the council Jesus of Nazareth we have heard many things spoken about you
you teach openly among the people you speak in synagogues and in the temple
tell us plainly what do you teach bring witnesses who can speak against him we
heard him say he would destroy the temple no he said he would rebuild it in
three days did he really say such things oh I see where okay their
testimony does not agree is it true that he speaks so openly about his
authority? Do you have other witnesses? We heard him teach in the synagogues and the temple.
Many believed in him. We must know if he claims to be God. We cannot let this go unchecked.
I swear before God we will now hear the truth. Are you the Messiah, the Son of God?
You have said so, and from now on you will see the Son of Man seated at the right
hand of power and coming with the clouds of heaven.
Blasphemy, why do we still need witnesses?
You all heard his words.
He places himself beside the most high.
You have heard it yourselves.
He has spoken against heaven.
By our law he deserves death, but we have no authority to carry it out.
Take him away.
Don bring him to the governor to punish this game. We're at the end
For sure. It's been longer than I thought it would be let him be punished
But we're at the end like we're taking prisoner now
It's not true. I do not know this man. Surely you were with him. Get out of our town. Isn't he your master?
No, I was not. I don't know what you're talking about
about. Yes, now I recognize him too. You were with the seized one. Tell the truth.
I do not know this man. Throw at him. Nice throw, loser. W. Jesus.
Then the Jewish leaders took Jesus from Caiaphas to the palace of the Roman governor. By
By now it was early morning.
And to avoid ceremonial uncleanness, they did not enter the palace, because they wanted
to be able to eat the Passover.
Then the whole assembly rose and led him off to Pilate.
And they began to accuse him, saying, we have found this man subverting our nation.
He opposes payment of taxes to Caesar, and claims to be Messiah, a king.
pilot asks Jesus are you the king of the Jews you have said so Jesus replied then
pilot announced to the chief priests and the crowd you brought me this man as one
who is inciting the people to rebellion I have examined him in your presence and
have found no basis for your charges against him neither has Harrod for he
sent him back to us as you can see he has done nothing to deserve death
Therefore, I will punish him and then release him."
Now it was the governor's custom at the festival to release a prisoner chosen by the crowd.
At that time, they had a well-known prisoner whose name was Jesus Barabbas.
So when the crowd had gathered, Pilate asked them,
Which one do you want me to release to you, Jesus Barabbas, or Jesus who is called the
Messiah?
for he knew it was out of self-interest that they had handed Jesus over to him.
Don't have anything to do with that innocent man, for I have suffered a great deal today in a dream because of him.
But the chief priests and the elders persuaded the crowd to ask for Barabbas and to have Jesus executed.
Which of the two do you want me to release to you? Ask the governor.
Barabbas, they answered.
What shall I do, then, with Jesus who is called the Messiah?
Pilate asked him.
Then they answered,
Crucify him.
Why?
What crime has he committed?
Asked Pilate.
But they shouted all the louder.
Crucify him!
When Pilate saw that he was getting nowhere,
but then instead an uproar was starting,
he took water and washed his hands in front of the crowd.
I am innocent of this man's blood." He said,
It is your responsibility. All the people answered,
His blood is on us and on our children. Then he released Barabbas to them.
Then Pilate took Jesus and had him flunked. The soldiers twisted together a crown of thorns
and put it on his head. They clothed him in a purple robe and went up to him again and again
saying, Hail, King of the Jews.
And they slapped him in the face.
Once more, Pilate came out and said to the Jews gathered there,
look, I am bringing him out to you
to let you know that I find no basis for a charge against him.
When Jesus came out wearing the crown of thorns
and the purple robe, Pilate said to them,
here is the man.
As soon as the chief priests and their officials saw him,
they shouted, crucify, crucify.
But Pilate answered, you take him
crucify him the Jewish leaders insisted we have a law and according to that law he must die because
he claimed to be the son of God when Pilate heard this he was even more afraid and he went back
inside the palace he asked Jesus where do you come from but Jesus gave him no answer do you refuse
to speak to me Pilate said don't you realize I have power either to free you or to crucify
Why you? Jesus answered. You would have no power over me if it were not given to you from above.
Therefore the one who handed me over to you is guilty of a greater sin.
From then on Pilate tried to set Jesus free, but the Jewish leaders kept shouting.
If you let this man go you are no friend of Caesar, anyone who claims to be a king opposes Caesar.
When Pilate heard this, he brought Jesus out and sat down on the judge's seat at a place known as the stone pavement, which in Aramaic is Gabbatha.
It was the day of preparation of the Passover. It was about noon. Pilate said to the Jews,
Here is your king, but they shouted, Take him away, take him away, crucify him.
And shall I crucify your king?
I'm gonna ask, we have no king but Caesar, the chief priest answered.
the crowd under control so where is your gun
You dare call yourself a prophet?
Look out, Stacker, and you claim father was with you.
I have no Jesus rage. No L3R3.
No L3R3. W Jesus! W Jesus!
I will not give up.
This is your end, Nazarene.
W. Jesus.
Oh yeah, they're literally hate watchers.
Old times was crazy.
Hey, Lapendorf, it's 84.
I know right Janus save yourself if you really have power
or drops some no drops for this game
no if no
aww
Look, father, I'm making all things new.
Get away from him!
Yeah, let's get us out of here!
Leave me alone!
Stone him!
Ahhhh!
You are a false prophet!
Ahhhh!
He is no messiah, you see?
I am no blasphemer away with him
I
There's gonna be a quick time event to put the cross up and all that
Never thought I'd play a game where I'm using quick time events as Jesus to carry
the cross to his own crucifixion.
Jesus you can do it shout it double you Jesus
You wanted to save others, but you can't even save yourself?
How can I save myself when you don't believe?
This is your end, Nazarene.
Ah!
Damn.
If there's a quick time of end for this, that is crazy.
You said you were the Son of God, so where is he now to help you?
And the game to kill Satan for revenge. I mean, don't pay safe for no
Is there a calm that in this game? Yeah
Where is your throne then?
This is defeat, your defeat.
Can't you even save yourself?
I was just chilling on the cross.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Dude, Jesus didn't make a sound, man.
He just took it.
W Jesus.
This guy looks like he does this just daily.
It's another day at the cross.
time. This man has done nothing wrong. I'm sure about that. If he's punished like us,
he can't be innocent. Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.
I'm sorry.
Today,
very nice.
Can't you even save yourself?
Look at Mary.
Woman.
God has abandoned you liar!
It's too early for a storm, isn't it?
In before this game takes an insane turn around now.
Father, in your hands I commit my spirit.
Truly, this man was the Son of God.
After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary
went to look at the tomb.
There was a violent earthquake before an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going
to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it.
His appearance was like light, and his clothes were white and snow.
The guards were so afraid of him that they shook him and became like deadlifts.
The angels said to the women,
Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus who was crucified.
He is not here.
He has risen just as he said.
Come and see the place where he lay.
Then go quickly and tell his disciples,
He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee.
there you will see him. When he had led them out to the vicinity of Bethany, he
lifted up his hands and blessed them while he was blessing them. He left them
and was taken up into heaven. Then they worshiped him and returned to Jerusalem
with great joy and they stayed continually at the temple praising God.
Give me a sign something that shines take me out of space
Transition to rap in five seconds.
So many years, tons of fear.
No wonder I troubled and made all my needs.
I tried to survive, now I'm alive.
So I can feel the sun and my eyes
Yes, I'm weightless
this was epic they're like caught in this storm and Jesus just Chad walks towards them
It's epic.
The MCA by Gordon coming.
We both had a dream, we are the wind, fill it around us, now we're in, yes, I'm waitless, mother of my pain, yes, I'm waitless.
Damn.
I can love you again.
The thing is, this game is like dead serious.
It's dead serious.
I thought this would be like a comedy game, but it isn't.
It's dead serious.
I'll be in your dream.
Sing through the wind.
Feel it around you.
Come on in.
What do you mean, continue story?
It just puts you back here so you can recrucify yourself over and over and over and over.
over that's epic Jesus lagged so much he had to wait three days for his respawn
feels like man Jesus after the last supper must feel like the lads feel after
I'll alert them to the monster and to take them LR is my Judas cut to spear
How did you manage to get the bad ending in the game with only one ending in my playthrough Jesus lived just fine
We're mine too though he come came back and went to heaven. That's like the best ending ever
Unless heaven isn't all that you know
Anyways, that was I am Jesus Christ. Never thought I'd play a game like this, but here we are.
YOLOZO, thanks for the 2. Thank you.
sometimes you just got a man but it's time for some horror my red bull athlete
yes that's true true will for brazil makes 31 group of women since one can't be believed and like
command it needed to be said by more than one person to be true what
good know everybody shits thank you why what ahem
she says would have signed up for wings for life that's true imagine all
the steps he takes daily. Yeah I'm playing idols of ash now yeah I am right now. Some
horror stuff you know.
You really nice playing I am Jesus Christ Wow yeah I played out a while to NDOC ain't
I did. I did. Check reviews. This game is very positive. It's sitting at, uh, yeah, 86%.
There is no achievements in this game.
No.
Yeah, there it was, chat.
That was cool.
Let's try this idols of Ash.
I gotta download it and ready to go.
Idols of Ash.
you're everything
hey you this is a horror game not not in
Marine?
Aventiche Skrik Spiel. It's an adventure horror game, okay.
I mean, on Wednesday, I'm not live tomorrow, but on Wednesday we're playing that Samson game.
I'm curious how that game is going to be.
Give it a chance to see how it is, you know?
Samson
Someone said this was just cost developers. I know we're not good people
Just cause developers apparently liquid swords. Are they on their different name then like I guess yeah
Yeah, this comes out on on
Wednesday 8th of April, so I'm gonna yeah Swedish team. I'm gonna play this on Wednesday. See how it is
I'm not don't scream me by the way. I'm just just saying just saying
You're all I want. You're all I need. You're everything. Everything.
Yeah, I gotta read some Berserk's, you know. I don't know. Playing that Jesus game made
me wanna play Berserk, read Berserk. It's weird. Or is it weird? I don't know. I
I feel like it would be.
Sir Jugger, thanks for the 109.
Vagarium, thanks for the teoruta.
Totally a serious kid.
Where'd you link me?
Yeah, I think because of like apostles or whatever.
I don't know, it's weird.
Hello, Jesus.
That's just their animations though, you know, that's just their animations
I'll try this one this was very requested game volume
We got it. Okay, I would love this resolution
um okay that yeah cool all right um yeah yeah all right yeah this game is fucked monster
bio luminous sorry but first I'm going to El Bofrumo
real quick oh many games glitched idols of ashes no this is not Jesus game
apparently in this game you have to dig and you're chased by a giant centipede
it was a surprising amount of people told me to play this so yeah I'm gonna
I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try it. See how it is.
I know something way better than Berserk. It's so good and it'll get finished.
You mean Game of Thrones?
No, but isn't there- there's new chapters of Berserk coming out, right? But it- obviously it's not the author.
Rest in peace.
No Berserk isn't finished the author passed away, but it's like the assistance who is like
Keeping it going I think or his friend or something
He left details to finish it. Yeah
Yeah
That is not an easy chat for being trying to play Elden Ring and I have the craziest FPS drops
The game is unplayable changing setting does nothing does anyone know anything about it every fix I found
Does nothing LR display crazy FPS drops
Do you have hags enabled on your PC?
You probably should have if you don't his son is doing it it's been months since the last chapter ah
Damn
Yeah, it's not easy shoes to fill man
really isn't I
I am still gonna read all of it though. I'm on the second book.
I look forward to getting past the eclipse because that's when I don't know what happens.
Anyways, bear back real quick.
You
What do you mean get up to them?
Do I need darkness for this? I feel like it could be cozy.
I don't like being here all alone. I feel it.
Hold! Hold!
For some reason the power outlet in my room doesn't work, so I have to charge my phone
outside the room.
And that's where I turn off the lights on my phone.
Uh, thrill.
actor and lower back your what
what okay they're like creep me out
I'm just here for the opportunity!
Jesus fucking chill!
Extreme grief for Jesus was the worst thing ever.
damn start let's see what's up
this is our tent huh a long journey a sleepless night I'm seeing her it's all
Good.
Let's see.
Okay, just defaults to 720 or is it not on 720?
I don't really know.
I'm gonna do this that and then we go here we third party it
Hmm I
Can't look in the here. Oh god. I gotta look up
Yeah, I just defaulted to 720 for some reason, which I don't think it matters for this game,
maybe?
I don't know.
No, we're not going to be up on the surface anyways.
I've seen screenshots of this game.
Hey, you.
Oh, try pressing edit.
Oh no, that's for gamma.
I don't know, it's kinda stuff, but it's alright I guess.
I don't blame you Thor Lara, don't blame ya.
We're going down here.
I gotta get to the bottom of this place.
Well, lucky for you, I am pro X pro CS go surfer.
Listen, I used to play the Simpsons map a lot, okay?
That one was hard.
the sim songs
Chad have you ever read the it's book?
Yeah, me neither, but Mika has been listening to it as I like an audio book.
That book is fucking unhinged.
That's like one of the most unhinged things I've ever heard.
It's super fucked.
Hmm.
Hmm, can't I like, hook this here and like go down?
Maybe we'd get to them.
Yeah, okay, it works.
Nice, that's how you do it.
Give us an explicit detail?
No, I'm just gonna say she's at the ending of it, and I'm doing my stretches after
running and shit, and I'm listening to this.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
yep Kavis yep I hear something very
faintly I do mean the sewers part yep
This game is fucked. This one? Seems chill.
That's what I was hearing, yep.
So I'm supposed to just run from this and climb down I think that's it
oh all right we just got to get to the bottom age can't be too hard man let's go quick
are these checkpoints you breathe in the ancient ashes the musty scent of the
stale air is replaced with pine and morning dew you can almost see the
faint outline of your village stirring awake yeah the dittering is a bit ass but
But it gets better when you're inside the cave.
You remember it was the only day you left for this place.
You don't want to remember this.
It serves no purpose to you now.
It gets better in here.
I'll have this game done in 30 minutes.
People said an hour.
I don't think so.
Oh, okay, that's healing. All right, those are healings. Nice.
The centipede is slow as hell. There's no way it's ever gonna catch me.
If you just keep doing this...
I can't even see the centipede anywhere.
I hear him.
I hear him kind of cl- wait.
Oh, he's right there. Oh, shit.
This is no time for caution.
Uhhh...
Okay, he's stuck there, easy game.
This is how Wings for Life looks like, but with a car instead of a centipede?
Yeah!
Pretty much.
Shit, this actually gets a bit tricky.
I could use that health over there.
I don't know fire, oh yeah, sorry.
See the shape of her. It is strong, hailed, beautiful, but distant. You remember this
moment. She waited for months for you to return. Every step you had ever taken was
a step toward her. Seeing her distant shape is unbearable now. It's too far. You don't
I don't want to remember her like this.
Oh, now comes the tree biome.
Okay, don't stress the centipede is far away. I don't need to. Oh, you can't hook the trees.
Oh!
Wait, no, you can.
You can hook the tree.
Okay, well, never mind.
Give Johnny or Mendelberry the permission to put...
random things in my-
I accidentally let go of left ass!
Left click.
How would that even work, actually?
I'm okay.
Okay.
The centipede doesn't feel like a threat in this.
I'm going indoors.
Damn, this is crazy, okay I'm going indoors.
It would be cool to see like how deep you are, like meters or whatever.
Oh, this might be a bit...
Should go there first.
Yeah, this is fine.
There's healing here.
I hear it. It's actually getting pretty close.
How the ffff?
Oh, it is getting close. Okay, we'll go here.
Is it getting quicker? Nah.
Oh god.
I've got a lot of people that
are
I've got a lot of people that
Geithers healing
Fuck
Uhhhhhhhhh
Hell that's it
Wait
Now what?
are you now what are you kidding me are you kidding me
i'm gonna have to take the damage
What? That's so far! How am I supposed to... there?
I haven't gotten a checkpoint in a very long time, which makes this very scary. There is one down there.
No!
Oh!
Now what?
There?
There's no way!
Is there- no there is a way, there is a way, yeah, yeah, calm down, calm mind, calm spirit,
like Jesus.
Oh, he's close. Okay, I see there's path down there. Am I going to have to swing? I am.
God, nah, this is crazy.
I'm dead.
No!
Oh, so far!
It's fine, it's fine.
I know now what to do.
Is this game just about you trying to get done from kitchen chairs, Lulee?
Right.
Now I'm bringing out the gamer now.
He hasn't been here.
I mean dude, I just did like five and a half hours of meditation music.
I'm taking the damage.
There's healing here.
Worth it.
Look at the speed.
This is the gamer.
This is the gamer right here.
I
Came we're back here
Be at home brutal dude that game is so hard though freaky for honor. Thanks 26 Rachel
Thank you for the birdbuckle rooves
I did finish base game bet on brutal, but dude the DLC is crazy
Yeah, I'm waiting for why not goals for release that game is cool
Okay, we're good. Where was the exit here? Here? Yeah, this way.
Voice of the Void I'm waiting for for release.
Yeah, we've done good, we've done good.
but that no, this is a bad idea.
Yeah, it's about, you have time to climb up, climb up.
Play it smart and safe.
I think the centipede is stuck above me.
I'm gonna play Brakmata, yeah, I am.
Okay, I could run and jump here, get a little bit,
oh, I could do this.
That looks like death to me.
Here, this looks good.
This looks really good.
Nice.
Okay, gotta take the time here.
hesitate though what did I do here but but
I am not sure.
No, I should have gone up there so I could jump there.
Now I messed up and have to swing.
Well, I could survive the drop down there though, I could.
Hey, you!
Okay, this is good. Is this PB?
No, I don't think this is PB yet.
No, no, it's not.
Yes, yes, yes, it is PB. Yeah. All right, cool.
Hey, you.
always fan of the claymore aphelir thanks to 18 thank you you breathe in the
ancient ashes it coats your throat and lungs you fight the urge to cuff in your
eyes water. They warned you this place was filled with illusions. Tricks of the mind,
tangible and ruinous. They claimed all who come here meet the face of regret, but there
There was no greater folly than to lose your life for a memory.
The shape of her manifest behind her eyes.
And all thoughts of regret are folly or silenced.
I am.
by humans.
Ramen, beer, pickle, Cyclops, and tea-final-agent-sy.
Thinkin' nice of- nice of me.
Aww.
Hmm.
Yeah, I got nightmare mode, it said.
Uh, it is faster and smarter, increase damage taken,
kill and sub been destroyed. There is no checkpoint.
I mean, the game was very easy, though.
maybe maybe it goes further here some
probably not
I'll try one or two attempts I guess
Did I find the idol?
What idol?
Yeah, there's a centipede that chases you, but it wasn't that much of a threat.
Maybe he will be now though.
Oh, the Idol of Ash.
Uh, no.
Or maybe it was the memory?
I don't know.
Wait, oh my god he's so much faster!
Holy shit!
I won't live that.
of
the
of
the
There's a heal down there. I kind of need that.
Oh my god, where does it continue?
Oh, here, here, here, here.
I hear him.
Oh, he's fast.
He's so fast.
Create distance, create distance, swing.
Not worth going for that, just go.
Pellevette! Pellevette!
Okay. Where'd I go now? Where'd I go now? Where'd I go now?
Here. Just...
Now comes the tricky part.
Hey, you!
Okay. Now what? Fuck.
Oh, why do you need that?
Here this way down down to this
Go here
Jump here
Or down here
Beth
You
I think we made it.
Nice.
That was so stressful.
That was really stressful.
Shiro thinks 58, Darth Arius thinks 46.
Now speed on it?
That was basically a speed run man.
Now speed on is a bit under 5 minutes.
Damn.
Merma not a regular mode I guess.
Oh, Nightmare?
I know about Lorne's Lurie, I was actually looking at it like yesterday or was it today?
Yeah, I feel like the fall damage nightmare mode wasn't that much difference.
I thought it would be like extreme.
Oh, puzzle game up there or was that?
Uh, Bamberdix 59 man.
If you like the X-Combus, you got Last Spell.
Is that a Robelite or is that?
I feel like I've looked at that game on stream. I definitely have, right?
His last spell is not a roguelite? What is that?
I feel like that's a roguelite game. Maybe it's not. It's more tower defense, yeah.
Roguelite turn base, yeah.
It's a new horror called The Scourge.
Can look into it.
I missed the ending of the Jesus game.
Was it sad?
Not really.
I mean kinda sad with his mom I guess, you know.
First kill mode unlocked?
Oh what the hell is that?
Bonus map, extreme challenge!
Oh shit!
Alright.
I'm down.
The first kill in a place of trials and despair there's no answers here
it's gonna be a lot of swinging and hooking here oh shit oh jeez okay
yeah there's a lot of swinging on this one no doubt but on the swing monster now
so no problem
so I'm guessing the centipede is still oh I hear him I hear him already oh he's
right there
Wait, there's another- There's two centipedes!
Oh hell no!
Oh
Okay
That's no joke
That's no joke. I like this. I really like this is intense
I could just drop here in the beginning is way faster we got to optimize routes now
And then we could just go here
Oh, yeah, this is a way faster route than the other one this is way way way faster
And then you can, you can just drop down right there.
This is, that's worth the damage.
It's worth the damage right there.
And then from here...
Live
Fuck he's so fast
Oh
Dude if I just get past both of them and I get good momentum it should be easy unless there's a third one
Surely there's not a third one, right?
You
you. This is not worth it. I don't think.
Fuck, if I nailed that throw and I don't choke...
Oh, that's bad. I need to aim that better.
And that one I always fuck up the jump on I jumped too late okay that's fine it's okay
it's alright it's alright it's okay it's getting optimized it's getting optimized in
that castle we need to go behind I think we gotta go behind
I'm going to beat this map, I will beat it.
I should have let go there, I lost time now.
Maybe he gave the other one, no the other one hasn't spawned yet.
Wait, it has spawned, never mind.
Ren, jump!
Okay, uh, I think I should be fine here.
Yeah, that's alright
Oh my god.
I think I'm too- like the thing is it might be better to bait them up in the beginning.
I need to figure out that part, that part is spaghetti, I need to like not spaghetti that
That part.
This is a bonus map. It's like CBT map. I beat the first map twice. One on permadeath and one regular.
This is the CBT map you unlock after beating permadeath.
Maybe it's better to go straight- can you stand on this?
Yes, you can.
This might actually be better.
Maybe.
And then you jump like that and then you fucking die what
Get up please
How the hell do you do this part anyways?
Like, where do I go now?
Oh, wait, are you kidding me?
I'm supposed to- Okay, I see.
All right.
No, you have to throw the hook into the crack there,
I think, not like that.
I can do that without using the hook.
I can it's possible and I think it's better even though it's slower to get down it's better I think
because it allows the other centipede to climb up the wall and then that slows him down
So here, here, here, from here, run and jump, land here, go this way, look down here.
Now the other centipede is way up the wall.
And I will have way more time getting in here.
Are you kidding me?
Fuck yeah!
Now I lost all the time.
I need to get over there immediately.
Now I'm gonna get eaten.
Yeah, my ass is eaten.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Fuck!
There's another one!
What?
That scared.
Hmm.
Beautiful scam.
Beautiful scam right there.
Beautiful scam. Beautiful scam right there.
He's just scuffed throughout.
I guess we're back to the masslock grind again.
Assam-
We are, yeah.
That's true.
do that not hit anything clearly not
The thing is I'm gonna fall for the hole again. I know I will
Now I got that scuffed rod again.
I could just jump from there. I don't need to do this, but I guess I saved some health.
Get up!
Okay, where do I go from here?
I don't know.
Well, from here it's just, yeah!
I think we should go to the right.
What's in the bottom?
Well, that's what we're here to figure out.
I go down, ES.
I just realized that is not the intended way.
To my right, there was another path you could do.
I shouldn't go for that one.
I should go to the other side.
It's like too risky.
Although I shouldn't do that drop.
That drop is dumb.
We got speed, we're good.
Oh, righty then.
Darfield carts three announcements at the bottom, Mikar Kapamaz Kequmaz, wow.
Hopefully not.
Then I want to refund.
Hey, you!
Over here there's a path.
Yeah!
And then we just step off and fucking die.
But, see?
We got progress.
We got progress, though.
We got progress.
Th-that's where you gotta go.
I'm pretty sure this is in the clinic, alright?
nice landing on the wall there saves time
actually I'm not sure it does because now I have to deal with this guy and the
bottom yeah this is a big fucking problem
of
you need to save this summer
is one stream of our union away from becoming a patient in the case center
believe it
I don't know if I was too fast, but the second centipede spawned so late, so I had no room.
maybe I'm just too fast it might be the jump I did the jump from this platform
Oh, hi. Um, well, I'm gonna have to do that jump now.
Oh, see, now the second centipede is all the way up the wall. It's really weird. Is it random? There's palm timers a little bit.
The second centipede is above me now. He's not down here.
So I throw.
This is really good.
I can't even hear them now.
Now I have a lot of time for this.
I can't even hear them.
This is good.
This is great.
Don't throw.
Whatever you do, do not throw.
Just keep going down.
Keep going down. Keep going down. That's all you gotta do. Just like this. It's very easy.
There's a good row you got here. There's a great row you got here. Look at this. This
is so free. Jesus Christ, this is free.
I didn't fall for the hole this time.
This is PB.
This is PB right here.
losing time. Oh my god.
Okay, I think I need to go to this circle. The rest looks like...
I don't know
Are you fucking kidding me what the hell is this oh the wall the wall
The wall the wall there was a spiral down there was a wall that down spiral down spiral wall
Now oops
you
Was doing what we always did
What? Why are you here?
Well I have backups on backups.
The other centipede just spawned, I saw him.
Hop, but oh!
We want to stick to the right in the spiral there coming out so we don't get baited into
the hole. Oh, there's these third centipede. Great. Yeah, but that's epic, yeah. I hope
there's gonna be more centipedes up my ass. It's very enjoyable.
Okay, I need to remember the route here.
healing
of
fuck I can't see now
I
What the fuck
Let's scare the shit out of me
What the fuck is this?
of
death
of
death
of
death
are you kidding me? I have to go up.
I can hear them, I have to go down, down, down faster, faster, faster, not too fast though.
Are you-
I'm dead.
I'm not going to live that.
Fuck, I have to go for it.
There's another one below me, I see him.
Are you- this keeps going!
This is insane.
That is insane.
It keeps going.
That is crazy.
fucking hell. Oh dude. Jesus. That's a true challenge level. That's like, that's like
be at the Bruto level.
Huh.
Dude, it's so far.
Trying to remember all those paths too.
That spiked area was so ass.
Ugh.
You couldn't like hook anywhere.
It just keeps going and going.
And then that pipe section, and that just kept going.
And then there's a centipede that meets you in the pipe.
I already beat the base game with Permadeath.
This is a CBT map.
This is the base game.
Then you unlock this with Permadeath, and then first kill is a bonus map, extreme challenge.
Oh dude. Oh, it didn't exist? Yeah.
You check this Peter into this mode and holy shit. Yeah, dude. Fucking hell.
Oh, I was shaking there.
I didn't think it would be that long. I mean, I didn't even see the bottom still.
I thought that hole was the bottom, but it wasn't.
That is crazy.
Oh, yeah, of course, right? Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You watched the video the full kill mode you I was halfway done halfway
Fuck
No, hey, here's the first kill. This is the a bonus map extreme challenge. I
Was that like 60% no fucking way
This is normal mode.
There, go for the hole.
Go for the hole!
The hole!
Oh, you can land there.
If you land there, it triggers the ending.
I was here.
Yeah, I was like 55% or 60% through.
Holy shit
Jesus Christ
You try one more I was doing good, but it's all about downloading the areas if you download the areas
and you know the path like it gets easier and easier it does that PB was a
lot of lucky moments it was a lot of lucky moments yeah
fuck
once you learn how to swing go down really very fast yeah
This map should have been base game map.
Nah, most people wouldn't definitely not finish it.
The fucking synthopies are so random too, sometimes...
they're not at all that fast and sometimes they're insanely fast like
getting to you it's like they have a different spawn timers
Hey, you.
This is this part.
There's healing here.
Slow.
Bald.
I jumped, but I pressed it too late.
I hate this part, I can't tell where I can stand and calm.
I can I stand on this yeah that wasn't too bad
Go! Come on!
I
Okay, so this part is... what?
Okay, I guess you got a swing.
I mean, I could take this.
This is fine, though.
Okay, I mean, this felt a lot easier this time.
to
talk to
Okay, I guess the outer side here.
Okay, now what?
Oh fuck.
Don't gimmick me.
I'm getting gimmicks. Fuck.
Yeah, I wasn't supposed to go here.
Damn it.
That's just a knowledge check. I didn't know. I was supposed to go in the middle, I guess.
I guess I was supposed to go in the middle there. I didn't see any hole though. Damn it,
that was going really well. If everything felt super easy there.
using more swings. It makes it so much quicker, and faster, and easier.
I can just go there, it's fine.
This stuck in basement, lie past stuck in the store, slag stuck in carrowman, the soy streamer stuck in a holo 7 lance.
Yeah, it's over. It's fucking over.
I actually feel like I could beat this mode. I really do.
I'm getting so much more used to the swings.
Getting used to the timing with a hook. I really feel like I could win this.
But the centipedes are random though.
I didn't have a centipede in the hole that run, but I did last run.
So random x to the d.
Well now there's a centipede here?
I mean, he wasn't there before, that's what I mean, like it's very, I don't know, sometimes they spawn so weird.
Fuck, c'mon man.
Hey, you.
Now this guy is here again. Was I like too quick or something?
That's alright. Just go straight ahead, toward this one, land here, toward this, land here,
here why don't I just go to the right
here and jump here oh yeah the
centipede yeah this centipede is a
menace I should utilize more of that
movement where you just white you just
throw the hook around the beam and they
you just swing down. The hooks sometimes cancel fall damage, I don't know. It's weird.
Becoming a good hooker always aspired to be. See now there's no centipede here so now
Now I can chill.
Now this is so free.
Okay I shouldn't say free but because I can hear him quite close to me.
Oh yeah, this is that one right I forgot the circle one this one is a bit ass
Especially when you throw
I forgot that spiral one I don't know where to start it
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I could probably just like fall and hook here, I think.
Okay, well that did not really go as planned.
Well, I'm dead. It was a good run though. I'm still alive.
I'll slow.
Oh wait, this is the spiral right? Yeah, where does the fucking spiral start?
There? How the f-
HAHA
That was Lobo's Souls Yoga video? No.
So if I just download that spiral part there
And I know where to start the spiral. It should be easy that part. The only problem is I just don't know where to start it.
I have damage, it's not worth it.
If I just learn the spy roll, the rest after it is quite easy.
It's like no problem.
Now this one spawns super late.
I'm dead.
I'll keep going.
Zoom!
the long dark I've only done like episode one and two or something long time ago
a very long time ago. Our final attempt, fuck it.
I'm trying to save some health now.
my centipede. Can't catch this!
Where's the hole?
Is it a spiral now?
Wait no, spiral is after this, right.
Where does the spiral start?
And why is this a scam?
No, this is not PB, it's quite far from it.
map is huge fuck I can hear them I don't have time to grab that
This part is also kind of fucked.
Okay, thanks for this.
I think there you just choose a branch and you've wrapped the hook around it.
That's what I think, man.
Come on.
The trees in the broken sphere?
Yeah, exactly.
You have the trees and then you got to get into the hole and then it's like a big spiral and then it's the spikes and then it's the
horizontal spikes
And then my PB I died to a gimmick
It was literally like I fell into I went the wrong way
I didn't see and then it was a dead end. It was a deep hole and it was a dead end
So that that that was my PB
gimmick death
I hit an invisible wall.
Oh wait, this flashbang's your living room?
get up oh okay yeah yeah okay yeah yeah I mean yeah I mean yeah yeah okay yeah
whatever whatever dude cool game yeah I mean my PB was where was my PB my PB was
I was over...
I've done this part, yeah, yeah. I've done this part. I did this part, yep.
This is where I fucked up I think yeah you were supposed to you were supposed to go in
the middle I went or what I went to the side and then it was a dead end and I just died
to the centipedes or maybe it was after this oh he hasn't done this it's way
after this it's way after this oh wait is it maybe no no I don't think I did this
part yeah my PB was before this I got like stuck in a hole somewhere here but
But I don't get like how that happened.
You realize I've also went down that section?
You can't be honest with me?
I think it was here.
I got stuck.
I went like behind it or something and it was just, yeah.
I feel like I did this.
Was it before this?
Yeah, that's how you want to do that, makes sense.
Did I see this part?
I did, right?
Yeah, I think I saw this part.
Because I grabbed that heel I did.
Why did it sound like they're right on top of me though?
You realize how fast I went down that section?
And then I went here.
This is where I got stuck in a hole somewhere.
I think.
Maybe the other side, yeah.
I think the backside of this structure is like a bait.
And if you go down, you're dead,
because it's such a deep hole the synthopies just eat you.
That's what we're about to see.
Okay, he goes around there, but I kept going down. Okay, I went down here, but you're supposed to go through in here
Yeah, I was 60% through amazing Jesus Christ
That's a long ass stage
That's a long stage. Good job bubble servers man. Good job. Good shit, dude
Wow, that's crazy chat. That's crazy
easy. Anyways.
I might try it again sometime because I think I could beat it. I think I could.
Very cool game though. It's actually free. You choose how much you want to pay or just get it.
I'll link his video if you want to see it.
Oh wait, it's here.
If you want to see this video, you can- there you go.
I can do one guess the game.
Wait, Kingdom come!
what what wait I really recognize wait is that the game we have to save your
wife or it is that game oh I'm pretty sure it's that game it's called I have
no idea I don't remember but I'm pretty sure it's that game or maybe it's not
but yeah no it is that game yeah I was right it is that one I actually played
this for a few hours
This is a racing game, maybe like a Forza?
Okay, gronturismo.
Okay, it is a gronturismo.
Okay.
the gamer man the gamer the gamer that was very simple
Is this like spore or something?
No, it's not.
First person fighting?
What?
It's not spore, but is it like a spinoff of spore or something?
I have no idea what this is.
Zeno Clash
Halo
Dagger I was hard to tell from this
But this made it very obvious
XCOM 2 is such a good game. Actually such a good game. I thought that game was sick.
Any new stream memes? I can check.
I love figuring out what new game to play this week.
Okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Violence.
Saw these.
Yeah, oh that was all it's on her rerun. I was becoming the black parade dude. All right.
Boobity-kood-a-bop. Yeah. I have the world record there. Very sick. So chat. I'm not live
tomorrow it's Tuesday but on Wednesday we're gonna play a Mismu no Masma what
was it called? Masmu? No what the fuck? What was it called? Samson? I'm gonna try
this game on Wednesday it comes out on Wednesday so we'll see how this is it
could be a fun laugh you know it could be a fun laugh
Could be, could be. Let's try it. Let's try it.
Yeah, it could be a mind's eye like. We don't know. You got some like upgrades and
shit though, that's cool. I like that.
Hey you. Alright. That video is edited. It's edited. It's not real. Enter Poki. Okay this
is Golding's like upgrade which is like um okay there's only to be fair there's only
mark he says there's only one part that's edited I think gold dingle or
something gold dingle I still don't know this one's called Queen something I
think
Oh
Wait, oh seeking
Salamander Sander Sander Sanders
That's century. I know it's century
Check top comment. It's skipped Pikachu. I don't know you should pick your pictures your mom. Yeah, but it's edited
See that part of the video is edited
this is that fossil guy for facility oh I don't know this guy's name either it's
fossil something I'm pretty sure right you bring such dishonest to us
select WTF is also this guy's name is seal or he says seal at least he says
seal seal whatever dude next um this one is yeah I don't know this one play
half-life one so okay this is not crabby this is part of us crabby crabby
crabby crab I know crabby be crabby be crabby how do you spell this Pokemon
Crabby oh, it's
And what in crime now
Why is crabby this is crabby oh fuck is not
They look this is the no sir. Please stop this. It's been no
It is be no sign like this
It's Mold something.
I hate you, Bailey.
It's a get-out of here.
Harding? Harding?
I know he does the Harding thing.
This one is called Metapod. I know that now.
And then it turns to Butterfree, right?
Hard... Hardo
Big sentence
Oh, I know cruelty score is supposed to be really good, but man that screenshots put me off from the game.
Oh, yeah, molten.
Cheat.
Ah, fuck you now, fuck you now.
Hmm, I can't find this exact Pokémon list anymore.
I don't know what it's called, this Pokémon list.
Pokémon pick- I don't know what it's called.
Ah.
Yeah, look at this, but this game is supposed to be like really good
But if you like look on the reviews, cruelty squad, overwhelmingly positive, almost 19,000
reviews.
So I mean, yeah, it just really puts me off like I'm looking at vomit.
Are you kidding yourself banger?
Okay, hey, yeah, we're gonna play a
Musma last
Samson Samson, I remember Samson Samson. We're gonna play on Wednesday chap and now I'm out
Really hungry
Very hungry
No, I'm not watching my old these two pvp videos
The heartless obey me now, Sora. Now I have nothing to fear.
You're stupid!
Because I'm you. No, I'm me. I'm me, he says.
Kyrie... Kyrie's inside me?
Say, fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness?
this who are you god like soundtrack in these games left or maybe I'm all there
ever was I meant your name
what why you're the real sham fair enough you could say I am the biggest
Nobody of them all
I knew when I met you you and Kyrie smell the same yeah, I mean I grew up a kingdom or some wine canvas
I love it
I thought creams with desert were sick
I
She own who else will have ice cream Mickey. It's Riku. He put bugs in him
Sure, yeah, we'll do
I might be the one salad. Yeah. In the future, we gotta do it. We gotta do it. I played moral
I did yeah a little bit
That's nuts now. I'm out chat. I'm out the pico. Thanks 39. Miguel. Thanks 93
Trailer 104 for you. Thanks 49 marks. Thanks 69 brother music's four years at the bottom of the pit is all the lost hair
There is no lost hair. Look man. My hair is luscious
Say I'm not a Tuesday tomorrow not live gotta build some furniture and shit
probably get a haircut it's getting long um yep thanks all for chilling appreciate
y'all hope you have a good Tuesday and happy Easter happy Easter and enjoy the
rest of your Easter and enjoy your Tuesday see you Wednesday for Samson see
if that game is good or if it's gonna be a mindset like you know we'll see see
you Wednesday chat appreciate y'all don't forget to sign up for Wings for
life. It's in it one month and four days. We're almost at a
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goes to charity. See you Wednesday chap. Appreciate y'all. Bye
bye.
I
I love you guys.