Of course, Red Drop.
I was ready since 15 minutes ago.
I was just waiting.
You thought it was a cycling stream?
Hey, I'm done with the cycling streams for now, alright?
I haven't seen anything about this game either.
What a dream!
I don't know.
I beat Samson.
Yeah.
I did.
I don't know.
I wanted to play Dig or Die too.
Yeah, I finished it. I did. I did. Oh, whoops.
The spark in the dark was kind of like ARPG. No. I looked at it yesterday. Spark in the
dark yeah that game looks cool I want to I want to play that one it looks cool
it could actually you went to store today and got a red bull TM I got influenced
Oh nice just hold your message right there. I'm gonna snip it and send it to the Red Bull WhatsApp crew
Nice
Thanks
Then any
How's your team call in this running event don't want to join it's
Exhibition mark wings for life. It takes you right to the team. Samson is finished. I finished it yesterday
Seeing it's flushed without knowing.
Ah, it's right here.
Elias Megatheem.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Megatheem!
Ah, yeah, I should buy this game, actually, because I want to try this.
I am buying full banger is it Elias oh dude I can't believe they never fixed that
There we go.
I'm gonna try both stuff and see how it is.
I've heard good things.
Where is that? The new GYUT-like? Don, something is out. Don, what is it? Don? Don't even remember
the name. Don, Don Break is out. To mostly positive. Yeah. That one's out. Yeah, I mean,
a gut like through and through through and through there's also shit there was
another game that was also out
that's cool bootstrap anger I never played talk of so not sure more bid the
metal is out also early access all the games coming out as early access man
I'm more of a metal I'll play the demo if it was cool our green it takes a 90
I put a lot of money thanks 50 beat about I think 70 and 2 by else 2 hours ago but
It takes a 99.
I've not seen angels in orbit.
Looks pretty alright.
Yeah, this is early access, yeah.
Demo was cool though.
I thought the upgrades were a bit meta you got though.
I thought we're gonna play Samson today.
Did no one see me finish Samson yesterday?
I beat the game.
Why do people think I'm playing Samson today?
I finished it.
It's over.
It's finito.
It's done.
It's done so.
Yeah, I have it on my wishlist for that, if it's that one.
Gosh, Mario, it's on our wishlist, yeah.
No, I finished it on stream. I was live till like 1am.
I finished the game, it's over. Samson is done.
Chat tells me I'm too old to stay up late, huh?
None of y'all even knew I finished Samson.
Wow to the stock. Do you know what else has a road that you need to travel on tough point?
No, what is this Zelda's lullaby?
Aren't cool
That's what I figure songs the writer. Yeah, I had that feeling
I always uninstall Garfield, Vostal give you massive jump scares?
Ooh nice, nice, very cool.
Have I seen Spark in the dark?
I will be playing it if it wasn't able to skip.
Ryan, what's on the top of my Steam list?
Right here!
It's right there!
It's on top of Steam!
Hello?
Does anyone even know I'm live?
Hello?
Yes, I saw it.
It's right there.
Yeah, it looks good.
Yes, it does, right?
We just looked at it and I bought it.
I wanna see VPKK.
Oh yeah, I know it.
I know it.
That's the one that has an impossible name to pronounce.
Samson.
Found it.
I know where I'm at, Christopher.
I got- what the fuck?
Thanks Pat.
What dude I swear twitch is emote policy is so inconsistent
It's so inconsistent man
Right right yeah, yeah, yeah
True true
I'm good thing I don't care about that coding wrong
Since when were they consistent? Like, never.
Remember when they banned twerky emotes on Vagab- I remember when they banned Dan's emotes
of uh, it was just like, a version of Dan sitting on a toilet and they removed it because
it was sexual content. Like, what?
Which is really weird
Very weird
Dance to sexy yeah, that's what it is astro true
I don't know it's very inconsistent a lyric had to change his pimo to water. Yeah
Yeah
Wait, Blasphemous Tools supposed to have a second DLC? They will?
The jazz song, the place like a gifted subs. You mean anything to make a pretty boy feel special?
I can link it for you.
I think you mean this one
Yeah
Classic
Have I played out of sights, uh, no
to make the pretty boy feel special anything to make the pure boy feel
sloppy I'm very good readies I never played this
looks like a little nightmare song
I
Alonso
Halepix 20 and there at 49 in face 57
Replace this like the 15 or something
14 yeah 14
Did I play Bandishers, Ghosts of Eater at some point?
I did, yeah.
No more Samson?
No, no more Samson. I finished it last night. I'm not playing Samson. I'm trying Road to Vostok.
Wait, what do you want here? Just play? Vulcan?
Just play? Okay, that's cool. Very cool.
Okay hardware check whoa okay here's some stuff
I use v-sync anyways whatever
I don't think Pat wets you again.
There's a lot of stuff to look at here, yeah.
Probably easier to go in game and then change it.
Let's check the little story though.
Apparently this is more like, what is it called, escape from Tarkov, but he's a single player,
he's all single player, than Stalker, but I've never played Tarkov, so I don't know.
ZOO!
But this game is permadeath, so...
Yeah...
Oh yeah, let's go to number one first.
Guitar.
Oh, you can lean, very smooth.
Welcome to Vostok Tutorial!
This will guide you through the most important game mechanics in Kentrels.
Let's start with the settings.
You can access settings with ESC.
Through these settings, you can change inputs, different system values.
Yeah, that's all good. I think this game is a single developer, right?
Single developer.
One guy.
Interface is your main UI, which contains elements such as inventory,
equipment, vitals, and stats.
You can access interface with Tab. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is all good, man. Easy peasy. I've played fair share of stalker.
Gamma.
Missing cat.
Nooo!
Okay, these are tools, tools it says.
Loot and items. All objects that logically have storage space are interactable loot containers.
In my opinion, closer to currently very strict stalker gamma than Tarkov, without the super...
Okay, okay, that's cool, that's cool.
Hmm
Loot is generated to these containers and items are also physically scattered to the game world
It's a middle mouse button. You can open pick and interact. Okay, when you have items available in interface
You can choose item access with context menu. Okay. Yeah
Open container and try context menu. I
See coffee master. Give me that. That's cool
Yeah, this is all very stalker gamma for me right now. I
Like I said I never played Tarkov so I don't I've never really seen Tarkov
actually so I don't really know. I think it has like very similar right.
Equipment are dedicated items slots and linked to several important character
stats. Equipment can increase your character capacity that's CC and give you
abilities like flashlight and fire making. That's cool. I finished Samson yeah
It's over you can find equipment slots and interface you can activate equipment also by moving cable items to them. Yeah
Sure, you have a a flame beanie. That's cool as hell
Okay, it goes down there and then you have helmets and stuff too I see I see
Look flame beanie value
Heh. Oh, that's nice.
Oh, it's super nice. Why is it worth so much?
It's worth a lot.
Is this a little night vision?
Cool. Some night vision goggles.
If ya get it.
Cool. Mmm. Some boots.
Alright. I get it. I get it.
Gonna have a player.
N is not night vision, right?
Oh yeah, the dev is Finnish.
Medical and conditions, yeah.
Medical system is based on conditions that negatively affect your character's vital stats.
These conditions are presented as medical icons, and you can find them in interface and HUD, yeah.
It's very gamma.
Very gamma so far.
Oh yeah, Slipo's brother made it, right?
When a medical icon turns red, the condition is active and needs to be cured using a medical
item.
You can see it causes symptoms and cures with tiltip.
Open container and try using some medical items.
I see.
I have lotions for burns.
I guess it's all the ones down there.
You have burn, you have frost, you have a radiation I guess.
A little medic kit you can heal with, it takes a while, splints for some broken bones, thermal blanket to keep you warm.
Okay, that's cool.
A fuck.
A fact!
Wow, oh yeah, it says over them what they care, so that's really good, that's very helpful.
Got some deodorants here, man, for some more mental.
That's sick. I like it. What about tissues? What up, L-scanned?
Bomb. Yeah, I'll do it. What is this?
It says
Insulation. Okay. I see.
All right, and this is weapons. They're equipment and they use primary secondary knife and grenade. Okay.
When a weapon is equipped, you can draw on holes to room-sauce at 1 to 3.5.
Every firearm can use primary slot, but only pistols and SMGs can utilize the secondary one.
Open container, equip a weapon, and draw it.
Canted aim.
One thing at a time here. Yeah!
That's tight.
I guess there's no uh no I haven't forgotten this is very similar to gamma
right now so this is kind of fresh it wasn't long ago I played gamma so yeah
I'm no I'm over here oh here's other stuff too okay that's cool what is an
an RK. Time to find out.
Okay,
ammo mag, weapon system uses separated magazines
and caliber based ammo types.
You can load a magazine by moving a compatible ammo type
to the magazine with interface.
You can unload it with context menu.
Context menu, magazines can be attached to weapons manually or with R which fetches a load of magazine for you
I hope we can use tools to identify the ammo and magazine
Compatibility hmm always finish variant of AK
Okay, I have any RK magazines here
Jesus Christ
Stanag Kaka
PM
We got some pistol
There's some pistols here any pellets
Car 21
Koss
The best variant of a cane my very biased Finnish opinion. Okay, fair enough fair enough
Hey you I'll talk eggs are all those ammo or are those no, I think that they might be
Sights and stuff. They got to be right
I'm looking for RK magazine RK magazine RK magazine
Hey you pistol pistol
Hot 12 yep RK magazine there we go. Let's try this
this. Place. Oh, that's when you do this. Okay. Grab, drop, skiddle, rotate, rotation
mode change. Okay, cool. Yo, what up Ziko? Right. So you can load a magazine by moving
a compatible ammo type to the magazine. No, it's not R. This magazine is empty. You see,
they don't have anything in them. It says zero. So you gotta fill them with bullets,
if I understand correctly. Um, you need 762.39 here, which could be these, yeah, these. So
can transfer some of this and then you've got to place them in the mag so
that's how I wonder if you can drag them yeah you can just drag them all right
are you doing primitive this game is primitive like that's the game now I
can reload it easy peasy you can customize weapons by attaching suppressors
optics and lasers and you can add as well attachment like mags with interface
Yeah, that's far. It's kind of chill
But interface and remove using context menu open container use tooltip yada being by the boom
This one is compatible with a lot monster. For example is a socom
We could transfer this
Try is the pro site. Yeah pro site. It's transfer that why not?
right okay you can add small potential like magazines with interface
aha look at that hey I'm that looks pretty okay
It's a bit loud in it a bit loud a music us up that shit lower the rest is this gunshots
I just definitely not gunshots. I'm gonna guess you cannot lower gunshot volume unless you lower
master volume which yeah yeah okay very gamma still noives in grenade when a
knife is equipped you can draw it with number three you can use slash attack or
stab so you have two grenade slots you can draw grenades four and five you can
prepare high throw with limb and low throw with arm but okay second press
executes an opposite button resets that's fair all right let's try this transfer
let's try some of this transfer which has happened try the gun without suppress
oh I think I'm yeah I am at 10.7 I have too much shit on me too much stuff man
just drop this there we go how loud will this be you think huh can I blow my
let's not find out that's not too bad alright dude you always got to keep the
coffin machine that's key to everything and this is a low throw okay fair I like
that you never know when you're gonna need a coffee machine man that's just
how it is all right yeah very easy armor armor system is based on knee
rated helmets armor plates and plate carriers armor protection that was
directly linked to ammo slash weapon penetration level yep open container
equipped helmet and plate carry and try attaching armor plate sure let's get a
little holey's helmet. Equip that shit. And they have armor plates here. I like this one.
I'll get this. And then you have what is this compatible with? Just armor plates. Okay,
let's transfer. See how this works. Just like that. Yeah. And you only have one. Okay.
Anything else I missed here?
Yeah, can't put it in helmets of course.
Nice.
And here you can see a bunch of uh...
Yeah.
So who's this?
Doc?
Traders.
They're in-game characters that I trade items in complete lore-related tasks.
Trading system is based on bartering,
where your goal is to make a deal that is as balanced as possible.
Okay.
Completing tasks with lower trader tax and provide you reward items and keys for unlocking new shelters.
Okay, that's cool. Interabbitrator, generalist, and try trading something and completing a task.
Okay.
I'll start with something simple. Go to the...
Go to the items billboard and grab canned pea soup.
Once you have the delivery item in inventory, okay, let's start with that. Let's drop the coffee machine for now
Can the PSU
Go to the items billboard
Is there an items billboard here or maybe it's in his billboard, I guess
Hmm peace we have here we got some peace
Okay grab canned pea soup canned pea soup, but we have a piece but no canned pea soup we got some meatballs. That's nice
Press start delivery, okay
Where is the items billboard? Oh, it's the item items crate. Oh
Oh, I got a confused when it says billboard, I was looking for a billboard.
Uh-huh, here we go, transfer that.
I finished Samson, I did, I did.
Now I'm going to test this game, these games early access just came out, but it's
apparently really good.
Casks, yeah.
Press start delivery, select canned pea soup and press completes.
Oh my god, that was easy. Okay, and this is let's add some complexity. Some tasks might require
crafting based delivery items like this task requires meatballs, which can all be obtained
through crafting. You already have this billboard grab canned meatballs, mesquite, and water
bottles, meatballs, mesquite, and bottles, meatballs, a mesquite, and water, okay.
Alcatel is fast transfer, all right cool thanks. And then you're gonna need matches,
you can find those in the equipment build, matches too, okay matches are very important,
matches we have it down here find you some water you need some water cotton
meats all right find the meatballs recipe from the tools you I use in the
crafting button right when you look at the recipe as proximity requirement
heat you'll need a heat source to unlock the recipe you go to the fire pot a
equip matches like the fire open meatballs cooked recipe okay find a
meatballs cooked recipe from the tools you I why do I have a potato from the
tools you I crofting okay
energy and coffee mmm coffee flavor yeah here's meatballs so we got to go and
make a fire which I guess you can do here so we got to equip our matches right
here. Can you quick equip them or do you have to right-click?
Fire ignites. Let's see, middle click. And then now we have this source here. We
could make some meatballs because we have everything. Start input. Start input.
Okay, well we have meatballs, water, and we have the mesquits. And then I can
crafts it's alt click okay thank you
this is still a portable sauna he should I'm like this is cozy man my guy
doesn't look too cozy okay well that task is done yeah I received potato
okay start delivery left click yeah that works thanks all right and then you
final furniture there's one more thing to learn some items that you might receive
from crafting trading or tasks are furniture items which are used for
shelter customization once you receive a furniture item it will be stored to a
separate inventory called the furniture catalog so it doesn't appear in your
normal inventory does it weigh anything hmm okay all good furniture catalog is
only accessible when you're inside of shelters but you will always see the
message new furniture added when the catalog is updated. That's cool. Try
getting new furniture by completing tasks. Press start delivery, select potato.
Sure. Press complete and the message is new furniture added. Yes. You can learn
more about shelter customization furniture catalog from the tutorial
billboard. Yeah, all good. All right and I'm guessing we have that over here
somewhere. So we gotta be in a shelter. Alright that's cool. Now we know AI is
divided into three hostile factions which occupy different areas of the game
world. The bandits, guards, and military, and military fuck you up apparently,
because they're hard AI and bandits are they look pretty similar, bandits and
guards. Each AI faction has different abilities and faction bosses with rare
Spawn changes map into this can spawn maximum of 10 a is okay
Once you have eliminated all you will have peace. Okay. That's cool
And then you have maps and transitions like AI game world is divided into three zones
Which are different maps and loot pools
So you have the starting zone for noobs like me area 05 for low tier and you have border zone
which is medium and then you have perma death zone of Vostok for high-tier loot.
Right. You can travel through these zones and maps of transitions which have
certain travel costs are related to character vitals and world stimulation.
Transitions are marked with transition flags. I will not die to the first enemy.
I'm a fellow Gamma enjoyer. Come on.
Game uses world simulation which creates day and night cycles,
dynamic weather, seasons, and randomized events.
So it's two and a half hours IRL or 2.4.
Damn.
World simulation is linked to sleeping and map transitions which increases simulation time.
You can see current time which time related items pick an item like an alarm clock and you have to equip it.
otherwise you won't see anything. That's fair.
Flashbang. And finally, Shelters. Ah, second finally, Penultimate. Shelters are safe areas that
allow you to save simulation time, character progress, and loot. Shelters can be unlocked with
keys, which you acquire by completing tasks. All shelters can be customized with item placement
in Decor mode. Cozy! Nice! You can use item placement with G and move furniture by activating
Decor mode with F1. I see, okay. So you get keys from tasks and then you unlock shelters.
Alright, fair enough. Easy game. I'm ready to enter. Vostok. Vostok is a high-risk, high-reward
permadeath zone where death results lose all existing progression. And that's where the
best loot is too. Permadeath in this game deletes all save files, so you lose absolutely everything.
is amazing but that's only when you go for Vostok which is a high tier loot
area the rest are not permadeath so that's kind of nice
oh that's that's that's nerve-racking though when you travel towards Vostok
maps you're warned before the transition when you enter Vostok maps a red
permadeath skull will also appear in the upper corner of the screen cool I I feel
pretty ready let's see how do we main menu cool let's try this new game difficulty
oh there is iron man random spawn random start time and weather random start
battles always permadeath but these you have it permadeath in Vostok on me so
this is recommended for new players this is no star kit I'll do the new player
one get a little feel so we start in summer and then winter and then you have
dynamic which is locked so permadeath hot off right you can't probably turn
hot off I guess
chat we gotta learn the game they still permadeath in bosto okay
oh summer for okay but this is locked though why is this locked do you have
to I would like to have all the seasons and stuff oh it's not implemented yet
okay I thought maybe I don't lock it all right that's fair let's try summer
Screw it. Let's try this. Let's try there
It's impossible to understand unless you were here in Area 05, South East England,
where it all began.
Before I tell you what actually happened, you first have to understand the history of
the country and how this even started.
For over 70 years, we maintained our neutrality.
In doing so, we created a 1,340 kilometer neutral shield between the west and the east.
This shield is a border, a border zone that runs from the Arctic in the north to the Gulf of England in the south.
The word shield is important. A shield is a defensive tool. It should never be used as a weapon.
After maintaining the shield for all these years, we were forced to join a military alliance.
We were forced into a position where our role was eventually determined by those who seek power, not peace.
The first years were easy. While we level lowered our guard, it seemed that nothing had really changed.
However, once enough time passes, we accept the illusion of safety.
We wrapped ourselves in the mindset that we are in control of our own future.
But we were just a tool for a bigger plan.
And this plan revealed itself relatively quickly when a global military initiative was started.
This former shield slowly lost its meaning and was transformed into a sword from the
meat on the fence.
Building a massive sword near this border zone is an action that has consequences.
We knew this the moment the initiative started, but were there any other options?
I don't think so. This initiative brought billions of dollars and thousands of jobs
to a country seeking economic growth. On top of the economic impacts,
If all your northern allies have accepted the same plan and the same benefits, you don't want to be the Black Sheep, the only one who says no.
However, the other northern countries are relatively far and safe behind this former shield. Finland is not.
So, the watch really happened here.
Listen to my past guess. It was one of those food before it looked so low like.
Weather over here? Like plus seven?
It was a large explosion.
Vuki, I guess.
Carl, let's see how it is.
I really want to try that other game that came out also later today.
This game is not Florida League's early access
So is the other game
Loading cabin
It's all good this it's all good man
Cabin shelter do I have to show my frame right up there probably not
cool
Cabin shelter
Which other game this spark in the dark really want to try that
later okay this is the stuff I have I have some bullets here that's cool
I'm gonna put you in secondary reload that shit
yeah boy knows all this stuff you know yeah well I play replaced yeah I play
I don't do that, yeah?
So here you can sleep if you want,
night stand open.
Guet-like positive reviews.
I mean, we could try the Guet-like too, I guess.
I just wanna see how this game is.
Summer!
Cool.
I didn't play the replaced demo, no.
Okay, you can crouch, but can you prone?
Oh, pressing X, you can inspect your weapon.
Oh, and here you can see how many...
Oh, no prone, okay.
With V, you can see how much you have.
That's cool. I like that.
I mean, this village should be friendly, right?
I mean, it says village. It's area 05.
Maybe it's not friendly.
I don't know. There's a dead guy here.
I'm scared.
A cobra?
Don't have a rifle to go with it, but that's alright because I'm guessing it doesn't go on the pistol.
How much can we carry? 25. Damn, that's so much.
Wait, now I don't know if I'm in a friendly area or not.
When having your gun at the ready tires your hands?
What?
You're not joking, are you?
Well, how do you- Oh!
I see in the bottom left!
That's why the arm was red.
Ohhhh.
That was fucking game.
Okay.
That's crazy.
Go to Vashtok now or Pusa.
No.
I'm scared.
I'm scared
There's no one here that I can see
How am I gonna the ready anything in here
This is terrifying.
Smile. Medical cabinet, nothing.
This is modern. This, did you see the game I linked in the last chat if you're still here? That game looks fun, man.
we gotta play it man this I have duct tape mellaton I guess you combine with it
All good. Oh, peas, meatballs, some lotion, all right. Anyone out there?
Hey, you. Yo, Kalino, thanks 37. Party about, I think, the bitties nine.
And any sleepy thanks 34 Nick. Thanks leave 11. We got like plus seven today
Wait, what do you mean? How's the weather you're trying to distract me so I die
So Anna put it there a
Dead finished bandit in the sauna. How about that?
Maybe this is a friendly area, I have no idea.
Maybe it's not because there's a bunch of dead dudes everywhere.
Could be abandoned, but we're getting a lot of stuff here so I'm happy with that.
Chono. Chono. Oh, garbage can also be- Ah, okay.
Chono. Oh, we got some ammo here. Sick.
What about the other mag? I should probably, like, fix that mag, too, because when I need to switch.
Oh! 57% and a carov at 67%.
percent
Okay, I mean I could sell it maybe what ammo do you use cost 74 you?
I'm having ammo for it yet, obviously
Yeah, you need mags also finding ammo doesn't seem to be enough you also need the correct mags to load the ammo in
Which is mental
Holy first time chatter dude
What up, Stefford?
A pillow?
Okay, it's some value. We have a clock here. That's good. I can see what time it is if I equip it.
9.25. Okay, it's early morning. Early-ish, you know.
Yo M.E.S. Not really, this is apparently, I've never played Tarkov, but it's, this is
a single player.
And so it's a bit of like, it's very stalker gamma-ish, but it doesn't have like artifacts
and shit like stalker.
I just started.
I haven't even killed anyone yet.
Oh, Mag.
Nice.
Is Tarkov filled with cheaters?
That's what I've heard, that it's filled with cheaters.
It is.
Man, that sucks.
A windbreaker and a hoodie.
windbreaker plus five kilos on that you
This is more value, so I'm gonna get that
All right a little windbreaker and yellow stuff no
That's why I should play our craters my art. I think I would like our craters a lot. I know this loved it
Man, this area is chill, we could just live here.
What's up, dude?
Nothing here.
is also pretty much nothing but cheaters now? Wait what? Really?
Nothing. Nothing. Damn, what's with all the cheating, dude?
All right, I say we move on.
Time is it?
10 o'clock.
Is there lore?
Hey, I'm in this one?
There was like a big lore dump in the beginning and I don't remember anything from it.
It's just basically a huge lord dump on a radio.
There's a lady announcing something about a shield, yeah?
Oh, apparently it's on the road map.
Yeah, this game has early access.
I just wanted to check it out because I really like Stalker Gamma.
Have I played BG3 off stream a lot? Baldur's Gate 3? No, five hours, a few months ago.
Samson later? No? A hotplate! Fishing? Oh, it's a book! Can I read it? No? What's a
cook-guddle oh it gives you capacity hell yeah all right
that's a wallet okay sick it's either cheaters they're bad at the game or
people that complain about cheaters that are bad at the game
fair enough
Man, this game, this game, it would be so terrifying when you're going to Mostok.
The audio design is brilliant.
I need to find a map.
I need to find a knife too.
Maybe some things I can cook.
The door is open. Not a good sign.
This audio design is crazy.
There's no enemies in this game, but that's what terrifies me, the fact that I haven't
seen anyone yet.
Oh, it's a treehouse!
Oh
What is a yakkari backpack oh
Shit, that's a huge. Oh, it's rare plus 30 kilos versus my soy plus 15. Oh
holy
nice
Value 250?
Where's all the enemies at?
I hate this.
I hate it, and I love it.
The tension!
Backpacks give you more weight up here.
I can carry 47 now.
AHH!
Oh my god, the scare the fucking shit out of me!
Fuck!
I can't lower my gun for some reason now, I can't.
I lost some health.
seems fine in here
Okay, I need to heal like a bandage this gives you a health plus 25
Okay, arms are tired man
Yeah, I don't know. Oh, maybe I have to oh you have to specifically aim at the gun. Okay
Can you unload it? Yeah, you can remove mags here. Okay, that's cool. A comm.
This is its own game, yeah. But it's early access. It's just Kim on early access.
Okay, is this a single fire gun?
The condition isn't the best, and we really don't have a lot at all.
Got a load of magazine there too.
This game is fucking terrifying.
Yeah, I feel like this gun is gonna jam on me and then I'm gonna die because of it.
Time?
Eleven.
Yeah, there's bosses.
There is, yeah.
How do I know where the exit is?
Any maps here?
Can you sort the inventory?
I have ammo.
Yeah, I'm looking for...
Oh wait, I also have cobra.
Hell yeah!
No sort would go hard here it would let's see remove a mag
Is it this that fits or am I blind?
Where do I have ammo for this? I mean this is for pistol in it. What is this?
76239
Someone's here
The yellow box. Oh, it makes the pillow. Thanks. I swear I heard someone walking.
Oh, here, yeah. Okay.
Nice! Solid, tight.
Though I'm not sure I trust this.
Okay, I'm gonna go somewhere I guess? I was a dead dude here.
Oh wait, what?
Oh, what?
Ha ha!
That's actually sick.
This is one solo dev, a Finnish lad, yeah.
Eee, oh, thanks for five years!
Mmm.
Okay, I got focus.
It's solo Deven, yeah.
Tent!
Wait, are you dead?
No, of course.
Nothing here.
Okay, I guess this takes me to a different area.
I need to find a map.
There's plenty of houses to check there though.
school, plus one hour I'll lose some hunger. I mean I'll go to the school, um, school.
How do I go? A middle click of course. A middle click is everything in this game. I'm not
used to that. Okay, well this is still an easy game area. Wait, so there's, yeah, I
I haven't found any hobby yet or whatever.
I'm pretty sure there's one of them games where every single sound attracts NPCs.
We're good.
Hob-Zero hit by Sik.
A Sik, though.
Kasa!
Hey, that's the same in Swedish.
Oh, wow!
Hey, you.
Oh wow!
Hey you!
My hydration is getting a bit low again.
Um, I have some juice.
There we go.
Got my Mentals up too.
Timothy!
Thanks for your money!
Thanks to the 18, Eric Gull!
Thanks to the one of our new stalker like.
Well, apparently it's more like Tarkov, but I never played Tarkov.
And this is all single player, and it's perma death.
I mean, when you get into the hardest zone, which is Vostok, it's perma death.
If you die, it deletes your save file, but that's where the best loot is too.
And then there's bosses and shit.
So pretty cool.
It just came out on early access.
So I wanted to test it, because I really like stalker gamma.
And this reminds me a lot of that in terms of inventory and gun play and stuff.
Crackers, some more ammo for the gun, nice and a can.
Is this game is setting Uruski or Nordski?
Yeah, where was this game set?
I have the jump on him.
It isn't set in Finland too.
I remember it said the border between something, something and something.
I don't want to hop down here, because I might get surrounded.
Okay, don't tunnel vision too hard on him.
Oh, what?
Poop cuddle.
It's the same.
A cooking book.
I see another guy running over there.
Where'd you go?
I saw you running outside skill.
Okay.
Is it a bit far away?
I guess you have- NOPE! Is that a finished board game?
dice. Can you open these? No. Probably shouldn't be looting like that. I'm going
backwards. Yo, tango Daleks and non-Catholics, they're annoying. Yeah, I have a belt
equipped already. I'm not sure you can equip more.
Yeah, my arm stems fucked
Gotta remember that man the audio ambiance is so good in this
Oh, it's just a word for dies
energy is low that means I got to sleep right we need to find a map I have no
no idea where I am or where I'm going or who I am
the Swedes need to learn Finnish in school? No, no, no, no, no, no
Yuji thinks the wadi air, but you...
Hop-o
Man, being out on this field is like the worst thing, probably.
There's no covers here, man.
There we go.
Better.
Hey, you!
Super, that makes a nine!
Finnish is impossible to learn in school unless you're drunk.
Finnish seems like it will be really hard to learn though.
Mattress.
I mean I have, I'm kind of hoarding here, you know?
A book on fishing again.
Wind jacket blue.
Gotta do the cooking by the book.
Or loot a bucket.
I mean, I could ditch this.
It's worth a hundred, though.
Maybe a hundred is like nothing.
Shh.
Yeah, I'm like hoarding of hell right here.
I'm gonna drop this, I'm gonna drop no-pah.
fix this inventory a bit and see if I can looth this mattress.
Can I sleep on this?
Sleep. I can sleep on this mattress. Yeah, my energy is
getting low, so it's good to have one.
Would you look at that? We got some
some boots
games pretty easy man
it's all them hours in gamma man
that's how it is man
does eating refill energy?
I think sleeping is what you have to do.
I need more water and stuff.
I get some hydration from like, pier.
Pear.
Pear, I see.
Yeah, I got some energy from that.
I did.
You got to do the cooking by the book.
Something, something, lacy.
Oh, there is no sleeping stat.
OK.
I'm gonna enter school. Surely they have a map inside the school, right?
They got to teach kids about the map and the world and stuff
Well play morbid metal. Yeah, I will. That's also early access though
It will be a little game check out today. I guess there's a lot of early access games that are good
Yeah, this is a soludive game it's a finished lad
I could have sworn I just heard someone.
That's not a dude, right?
No.
No, no, no.
Yeah, this is single player only. Yeah, it's no multiplayer game.
Oh, this is terrifying.
Because I know there's a guy around here. I just don't know where he is.
He went to the store. Classic Finland.
I
cool yeah there is quests yeah I just
haven't found like the traitor yet I just started my run I want to loot that
so badly but that's this is terrifying I'm gonna enter the school
One hand pain, yh pistis.
In before that's like some finished slur or something.
Nice
Love that cascus cool. Oh
Gymnation key gymnasium gymnasium
I'll climb up. It's too risky.
Someone's here. Someone is here. I just don't know where. I hear him walking.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'll try to kill him.
and
Oh, where is this guy?
I need a map, please.
I'm holding my breath playing this.
No, he is here.
He's probably like one more floor up.
I think he's in here.
New big gamma update May 1st.
We opt to include a more complete rebalance of all armor stats rework of the BR classes the more realistic weapon handling
Multi-threading fluid inventory management performance improvement across the board. Oh my god
Subversive memories, no, I don't know what that is
Oh, what is he below me?
He might be below me.
Hey you.
I need some energy.
None.
It's my traitor?
Yeah, sure, bro.
I hear him, like, down here.
Yeah, hopefully it was him and not some other guy.
He was friendly.
No, he was not.
He was walking with his weapon up.
to blast dude I think we're good man I'd love to find that gymnasium key but you
you got gymnasium you got keys from doing quests right but I haven't found
like the quest giver yet or the chill city or like the chills chills can I see event log
Oh. Oh yeah. Uh...
I need to get to Village.
Generalist is a jack-of-all-trades trader who runs a small shop inside the Village Garage building
in area 05. Village Garage building.
Okay.
There's another guy here. I just heard him.
there is another guy I heard him I'm not crazy
how Samson it's alright I was 25 bucks is jank but it was quite fun oh haha
fucking idiot
I need that.
white uh... easy game
you gotta do the cooking by the book
shit uh...
I really hope he's gonna bring an auto-sort to this game.
Can I eat cat food?
Yeah, you lose a lot of mental, though.
Why no put there?
That's why.
Okay
Remove the mag clear chamber drop that shit
Hell yeah
That's seven sixty two thirty nine
Seven sixty two thirty nine. That's ammo for me dude
Hell yeah
Give me this
Yeah, but I'm gonna unload my mag which is the same as this mag
Well, no it can't be it can be because it's the same. Yes, that's fine
let's load this mag up and then we put it back in man I got this is so easy this
is so easy game I have another mag I could fill up here always have two mags
I would say yep quite simple game per mussel stock it yeah
solid um you are
that sounds like a sniper or something
Uh, yeah, uh, there's three different zones, right, with different areas in between, but
When you get to Vostok, Vostok is where all the cool rare loot is.
But if you die in Vostok, the game deletes your save file.
I'm not in Vostok, yes.
Yet.
I say yes.
Yet.
I need to get to the village.
I'm in the school right now.
I'm chilling hard and it's all single-player
He said something about ammo. Is he out?
I don't know how full the image is in this game.
I'm friendly. Yeah, that bullet he just whiffed next to my head sure seemed friendly
Well, I had a car of
Oh, yeah!
Oh, this is a different mag. Okay.
I only need two mags though. Screw it.
But I unloaded it at least.
I can't see anything. I have no flashlight.
I have no- I have nothing. It's over.
They have to see a tier two 130. Thank you, man. I feel like the feet noises did not match the running animation can't focus on game anymore. I
Think it's fine
I think
Two magazines on back up
we are go I need to find the village area unless the village area is just
where I was was that village or what was that I mean we could check let's go
this way first
well that was a village shit yeah we should go to village then we we got to
go back there
No salad, any good runs today, by the way, and kill thanks 37, spring part 78, maskew 59.
What up, we'll make a boom.
I think we killed everyone here.
OOOH!
Thanks for signing up, Igor.
Thank you, dude.
I don't remember what your twitch name was, but thanks.
Appreciate it.
Did you have any good runs today, Salad?
Any good, uh, you know, I know you're back in the asylum, you know?
So you know runs and stuff and runs and shit, you know?
Mother of God, where did you spawn from?
Yeah, let's heal in the middle of the open road.
I think that sounds smart.
Oh, yeast!
Don't this shit.
RK magazine.
What bullets is this?
76239.
Yeah, yeah, just unload that shit.
All in the middle of the road.
What difficulty am I playing on?
Uh, summer.
I don't know.
Summer or something.
Okay, let's go here.
Oh, it's dark as shit.
I'm gonna sleep.
I can't see barely anything.
I'm gonna sleep in this barn here.
I have a mattress with me
Wait, what did salad say what did salad say what did salad say I can't tab out it doesn't let me drag my mouse
I'm gonna sleep here next to this dead bandits
you got fucked repeatedly nobody said something about fifth man's are you gonna
play crispy critters DLC in a week I want to yeah yeah yeah I want to see him
straight from us all we were using a fork of his random assault is we opted
it's including a no scaling option. Oh, all right, all right.
I want to use this. Yeah, we need to fix some energy, you know. We have matches, we
We don't have any water.
Chh.
We don't have any water, which kind of blows.
Yeah, kind of blows. We're gonna have to eat some just regular shit.
Yeah, it's the last DLC for Crispy Critters, it is, yeah.
This gives you a ton of energy, this pea soup. Let's eat it.
Unheated up.
I might have been able to heat this up, though I don't have a mix kit or whatever it was
you needed, so probably not.
Time is... 3 AM?
Fucking hell, I can't see anything.
Can we sleep more?
Oh, a mattress is one time use?
Oh, there's another mattress.
Oh, I can't use it.
I can't see anything.
I guess we just...yeah, walk into the dark.
How is it still 3 a.m. I can go sour here
If we find a bed, and maybe we can you swim in this game
I can't see anything. I need to get inside.
Oh, you can go, oh yeah, you can go back and forth to past time, that's true.
It's still 3 o'clock, shouldn't it be 3-10 by now?
I don't have a flashlight, I've got to find that stuff, brother.
I'm going into this house. Probably dying.
I fear no man.
Come see. Where's the bed?
Mattress? Why can't I use it?
Use pillow? Oh! You can sleep on just the pillow too. Okay. I'll do that. Nice.
Now it should be brighter.
Twelve hours!
Well now it's definitely...
I am dehydrated.
Can we drink lotion?
This is not looking...
find is the hydration is a problem hydration situation is crazy I could
eat cat food but let's find the traitor now it said he was in the village in the
garage. Damn, now it's almost 4pm in this game. Oh, he's
He's definitely in here.
Friendly!
Friendly?
Hey, you!
Friendly?
Oh, new event.
Oh, wait, the doctor return...
Doctor is a trader specialized in medicine
and holds an improvised clinic.
Okay, so he's in the school building.
Okay, I see how this works.
Okay, village garage area.
I mean, he's definitely here somewhere, no doubt.
Hey! Found him! What up?
Okay, wait, so, wait, so...
I can sell stuff, right?
Like fishing offer value 50
He also has tasks right he wants toilet paper, and I then I get a TV
Where could you make shelters in this I don't remember I think the game said when you enter the shelter
When can we make a deal?
Bad habits.
Cigarettes and matches.
Oh, you trade and not sell.
Oh, yeah, there's no money like that.
It's all value.
Backpains.
I just used the pillow and I don't have painkillers anyways
Are you get a flashlight then that'd be so nice
He needs coffee and coffee filter. I get a map. We should try to find coffee and coffee filter
Getting a map and a mess kid would be huge
Okay
Yeah, that should be like Pryo number one right now. Yeah, damn look how much beer he wants
Fucking hell
Oh Attic key if you deliver kill you
Okay, yeah, and you get better trade value with him if you do his tasks
Ah wait, he gets a resupply soon.
What if I want to get this? It's worth 50?
Like, what if I want to buy some juice?
What about cooking?
Okay, so I get a juice, he gets cooking and fishing.
I think that sounds fair, fuck it.
Because I'm thirsty man.
Nice.
We're good.
I want to find him that thing.
What was it now then?
That for the map here.
Coffee and coffee filter can be too hard to find, right?
I have a cassette too.
Didn't he- I think he wanted a cassette.
I believe so.
Oh, you can ask Tas to the notes.
Oh, that's nice.
I mean, we're starting small here.
Getting a map should be number one.
Is there a kid walking?
I'm not going to swim and find out.
You guys have any coffee here?
Tomato soup cooked?
What do I have?
I have meat.
What the hell?
What is Killju?
Is this like cement or some shit?
What is this?
Oh, tomato soup.
Oh, it's moonshine.
of course okay I mean we also have the dock at school now so that's cool and
then see her fighter jets
I... It's so chill now. Bandits just can't even hit you in this game, I swear.
Well, I just got hit, but you know what I mean.
Where are you, loser? I feel like he was over there.
Who the f- Where are you?
friendly okay he's definitely not over
there he's over here because he could
shoot me as I was on that side of the
building
and
Oh my god.
Don't talk traitor.
I
man they never have any stuff on them
Ooh, I see 19.
With shitty condition.
Epic.
How much is this worth anyways?
Well, for that condition probably not much.
Yeah, also let's see.
Well, it is 220. Damn! Alright!
A moose in here. Well, I need some juice. That's the thing.
A Pim- Pim-5. Do you have any map or something?
Peaches, pineapple, tomatoes. How much is this?
That's actually not too bad. This moose in. But you need a poo scope though.
Which I definitely don't have.
Buy the painting? What the fuck am I gonna do with a painting?
No, this game is all single-player. It's all single-player.
Uh, I'll get some pineapple.
Okay, he wants some more shit now.
How about cat- you want some cat food?
Fishing book? Come on, man. Come me some slack, I can.
Oh, this guy.
Uh, cassette.
Okay, now I'm gonna claim more.
I'm claiming more. I'm claiming more pineaxes.
Empty mag. Um, yeah I have an empty mag here.
closer closer what about balm yeah fuck
I'll give you some balm all right we're
good I need some hydration here give me
that you see I wish you could auto sort
inventory
okay well we got to keep moving also I
have nowhere to sleep now because yeah
well I guess I could sleep in a random
bed a game is actually like super chill
I'll sell our key yeah you got tasks all
task notes you have there okay let me go
put them in games are chill the game is
chill now because it's in the beginning it's very chill the AI is pretty domed
okay so tasks you can add this to notes yeah I want to add this to notes
because I need to find coffee and filter then I get a map that will be huge
getting this flashlight pillow lotion and painkillers let's add that to clock I
don't really need a TV. Oh, a fishing rod for deodorant and wipes. That doesn't sound
too bad. Let's try that.
Oh, I see. Not everybody gets it, so I just don't want it.
Morbid metal? Yeah, I played the demo. I thought it was cool. I thought the upgrade system
was kind of asked, like, the upgrades you get after doing fights and stuff. I thought
they were pretty meh. I'm gonna play the game, though. I was just in the demo, so.
So, was my shelter over here where I started?
Is that your shelter?
Yeah, this is maybe I want to finish guy.
Apparently he was in the military and stuff, I saw someone say.
It's not even 6 p.m. yet. We can chill
Come sleep here. There's one I could before
Oh, yeah, he made my summer car and he's also streaming at twitch.tv slash leppa
true wow okay okay 69 percent p.m. 5
yeah we take that I should sell this cast I don't need it a cook carol some cat
food. C11. First small shack was your hideout. Best to stash. Oh, okay. The first small shack.
I don't even remember where I spawned, if it was like over there or over here.
I think it might have been over here.
This is where I started.
Yeah.
Cool.
MP5 and Pistol, so I can see if you can.
Yeah, MJ, thanks to AT-18 and Pines of Pain, we're metal.
Yeah, I definitely want to play more of In Metal. I mean, I might play it today.
Oh, you can put the MPM5
in the secondary, but I don't have any ammo for it, so this should get stashed.
Just stashed it at a...
in, like, the ninth stand or something.
Yeah, this is cool. I like it.
I'm gonna go sell this cos.
But I'll let- oh man my energy is low as hell.
This is not good.
Let's do a random sleep and hope I get a good gamble.
Give me like 9-10 hours, that'd be-
hmm yeah now it's exactly midnight that's fucking
pog dude and now I can't sleep again so
darkness in prisoning me all that I see
absolute darkness I won't be able to see
anything did I have a lot on it my
lot on pills that it geeked except it
six relaying the extremity truck of
beer helps them glue eat some cat food
true true
there must be good loot in the areas
they need keys for because the only way to get the key is I swear I just saw a
guy in that window I swear or have I been watching too much conjuring there
before sleep
It might have just been the lamb.
It was not the lamb.
I knew I wasn't crazy.
I should have trusted myself.
I knew I wasn't crazy dude. I saw just something flash. I saw it. I knew it
Man that value is crazy. Why did not just go sell this stuff? It's great
I cannot wait for this to have um oh yeah the first area is easy mode yeah and then you
have a second the third area is permadeath the moment you enter that area which is Vostok
and then you die your safe hall gets deleted but I'm not there yet this is just a pleb
area area old five
I'm rich!
Where's your gun?
Yeah, RK-95.
Meh.
Alright, we're good, we're good.
God.
I'm gonna sell a bunch here.
Daaamn!
Look at this!
18 on it?
Dude, I can just buy stuff.
Do you have any cool stuff?
Juice?
Oh, a flashlight!
Buy a flashlight.
Damn, I can buy his entire shaw!
I'm rich!
Piking pants. Okay, that's good. I don't have any pants. Let's get some pants. Buy table? Why would I buy a table?
I don't even have table PM 5 mag right here though that is good I should get that
am I watching the triple line initiative show no no plans no plans
I don't remember what it said in the tutorial, but they did speak about it. I just don't remember what
Dude the cabinet's crazy expensive all right trailer for faces of death new horror movie. No, I didn't see that
Can I sell some lotion I'll sell this lotion and this sugar oh damn it yeah okay
you listen we're good I got hiking pants hiking pants look I got them fully
geared there now and we got a flashlight
this guy's desk
that's not for shit I think maybe the
attic key or whatever is attic key yeah
here you need to give him kill you which
is like finish it's finished moonshine
apparently yeah I'll sell this one I'm
never gonna use it anyways okay 485 we could buy something else why would you
want these things I guess it's for your shelter eventually we have to move
shelters it's expensive as hell by table I can't afford it
yeah I take my cat food listen I don't need the damn lotion all right or maybe
I I don't need to close I don't need what don't I need crackers yeah sure
all right new furniture added and now we have a flashlight which I don't know how
to actually start TF okay
Mouse Thumb Button 2. Oh. Okay. I'm going to school. Beach. Mouse. Beach. Beach. So it's
very easy to get money and trade with him. It's super easy. You just kill the little
plebs here and then bada bing bada boom I thought it would be like hard but no
it's really not you just sell the shitty guns but the only reason I think so is
because I'm used to gamma where shit isn't worth anything unless it has big
condition. Go to Vostok. Vostok is my bitch, okay? I'm trying to find coffee so I can get
the map. So enemies definitely respawn by the way, that's great. Parks is like the 101,
Relay, take 73, Dark War 74, Q, take 37, Springtime take 78. I link the fun lad-like game
in the lads chat. Let's see...
Uh, let's see...
if they have answered.
Huh?
Oh!
Salad is not down! That's crazy!
That is crazy. It's over. The lads are done. Finished.
I found a fun game, like a cool AdLite game, as I was browsing today.
But it's over now.
Oh yeah, I can buy meds here. Where is he? Oh yeah, we have fighter jets now.
After the Area 05 evacuation and border zone demilitarization, things have started to take
wrong turn to show a force, show a force as needed. The Finnish military start performing
non-lethal high-evisibility aerial flybys with fighter jets that appear in the sky.
Okay, uh, here. The doctor is in the school, so...
And in the abandoned school building, yeah.
Okay. The game I found for lads...
what's called night's end
very dumb to run on the bridge here but it's just bandits you know just get
larks or Apollo yeah no they're busy one of them are busy apparently well
So Salad was gonna let us know.
He was gonna let us know.
Finding it hard to believe.
We're in heaven.
Time is it?
Okay, it's 3am. All good, to be honest.
Could be worse.
Though I can't see any enemies.
It's too dark.
Hey, you.
Hey, me, I need things to 18.
I don't know if they're here or not, but I gotta get to the med station and see what
Cells
Going
that guy had a sniper or something
the
I'm not about to get jumped in the back, either, but I'm not going to jump in the back, either.
I'm not about to get jumped in the back either.
Go on, then!
Oh, they're so scared!
Fuckin' hell he's not there anymore.
Translators!
Are you Garfield?
Because you really put the Naya in my lasagna.
Garf Vape Nation.
Shit!
I can't see him!
Look at this guy's weapon though, it's a mo-sin.
Forty-two percent, kinda ass.
No scope.
Yeah.
Oh, how much does it sell for?
Ah, not even the value is that good.
The goth like today?
Yeah, but it looks ass-worthy.
It looks ass when I saw the trailer literally and bad.
I
They
They have Mosins now, which is kinda scary.
Also I'm in a bad spot, I shouldn't be in the middle here.
I should've closed that door, but it's too late now.
There's no paranormal shit in this apparently.
You're just in the zone.
Let's go!
I wonder if that wasn't the guy- No, it was probably the guy that was in here, right? I think so. I gotta fix my mag, though.
hold um okay um yes let's remove the mag let's fill this up with well I have
another mag here keep your head in the swivel something's not right
I'm going to go out and loot him in the middle of everything and it's going to be fine.
Man they all have mo- oh that's a shitty asmosin.
But I'm here for the dock.
Yo dock!
Where ya at?
Is gamma permanent something that would interest me in the future?
No.
I do hear a guy, but it could be the dog, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if he's here.
Doc?
What up?
We're friendlies here, yeah?
Damn, look at his rifle.
I'm gonna sell some mo-sin dude, but let me unload them first.
Damn, they're not worth like anything.
It's so bad.
Um...
Why are you so expensiveio?
Do you have any tasks?
Look tape for tissues.
Hey, I can do that.
Loistava, loistava.
Loistava loistava.
Now he loves me.
Cigars for thermal? Oh, it's a thermal blanket.
Ah, he needs all the books for a cabinet.
Ask.
No, the Nuffabee game!
I had that, but I just sold it for nothing.
Oh, was it toilet paper and painkillers I needed?
This guy does have teapaper.
We have task notes here.
It's pillow, lotion, and painkiller.
Let me get some batteries.
The odorant and wipes would be really good.
The odorant and wipes.
Do you have any wipes?
You have tissues.
Wipes.
Wives here, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you have any deodorants?
Damn.
Yeah, hop! What the hell am I gonna sell?
Otherwise...
The camera off, I guess.
That's fine.
Oh, so close!
He has lotion, but I also have lotion, so it's fine, it's alright.
I'm so close, it's a little bit, I need to sell something.
I don't know what, tissues, I don't think I need tissues.
Yeah, we're fine.
Oh, yeah, I guess I could, oh, the clocks don't have battery.
I could literally just set up a clock.
True.
There's an enemy here.
Wait.
Fuck it, we'll be good too.
A pillow, if I get some pillows, I can actually finish this backpaints quest.
The more quests you did, the better prices you got, right? Or how was it?
Should be sunrise soon.
Yeah, so doing the quests are very good.
That's like very subtle.
Less tax, yeah.
Hey, this game's really cool, man, to be honest.
And I've only been in the first zone, and I haven't even seen Wintertime.
It's gonna be real cool when he adds actual seasons.
Like dynamic seasons, I mean.
Yeah, it's early access. I'm just shaking it out today. I'm not going to play this like
all stream. I have a... there's another early access game I really want to try that people
say is good. That looks cool. Man, can it be daytime already? It's like 5am. Where's
where's the sun man bad day I'm Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
yeah it's one guy who made this game
one guy
we need to get a map so badly
I have no idea where I am
well I kind of know where I am now in the first two areas
Oh, did you miss pay attention?
monkey brain? Did you miss that one? I don't know if you were here then, nuclear.
How is there no sun?
It's 5am!
Oh, that's sunrise here.
I'm moving to the next area just to check it.
Can't see anything. Outpost.
Well, at least we have advanced time here, so it should be sunny, well, at least.
Yeah, we can see now, alright.
So me, so me.
Really gotta stop standing in the open when I'm eating and stuff.
Oh yeah, isn't there a new event now? No, missing cat. That's on day 4 in Alpos. That's
where I am. Grandma's cat has gone missing after a sonic boom from a fire yet spooked
the cat and ran away. A few days ago, Nomads found the cat wandering the Alpos and managed
to capture with some sort of box. Once the Nomads started to deliver the cat back to
grandma, they were ambushed by bandits who took the box. Local saw bandits tossing the
box around in a cruel way, and eventually leaving the box somewhere.
Aw.
But that's not active yet, it's next day.
It's active.
of
they're not worth it. Is that a bird? Or a plane?
You recently platinumed the O3? Oh, congrats dude.
might do some horror later there is some stuff I mean I really want to try that
other game that came out early access also it's called spark in the dark yeah
really don't want to try that
I have no energy I wish I had some coffee or a Red Bull!
Hey!
Meatballs.
That gives you 40 energy though, might as well eat it and I'll save it for the sequel.
we have Ella Jorkin back? It was my birthday two weeks ago. No? Nice salsa. Yeah, I know
about the occult. It's amazing I haven't died in this game yet considering how recklessly
I run, but I am aware of it
Yo trim
Oh, there's going to be a merchant here in a few days probably, yeah, definitely.
This is ammo guy, ammo weapons guy for sure.
No doubt.
Oh, bunker key.
Yeah, I want to see what you get when you get one of the keys, because you've got to
do the final task for the traders to get keys.
That's Blue Demento, isn't it?
I know there's a dude somewhere in front of me.
probably with a moose in
I was just wasting money here, okay?
I miss money friends.
Fucking hell, look at all this shit.
Also, I really gotta stop doing this out of the open.
It's just a matter of time before I die.
Where is the ammo?
Yeah, here.
Yeah, it's World of Warcrafts.
I miss money friend or whatever
It's like noblin
Meh, Sukur, I have the yakari backpack dude
This one Sukur. No, I didn't mean to eat the meatballs or whatever doesn't hurt I guess
Give me calm
50%
Hey, my cam is 43
Okay, let's remove Cobra, remove Mag.
Let's take this one instead, remove the Mag, put this Mag in, put the Cobra on, and we're
Gucci.
Yeah, we're tight.
Nice.
Do it all in the open.
It's not like enemies kill you in this game anyways, you know?
It's too easy, man.
being cocky here. Hey, Leap X takes 51, dude.
Man, look at all the horse. Lots of death.
No, I mean the early game area, that's why it's pretty easy.
Then when you get to the second area, there's like medium AI and then on the hardest area,
it's military.
So I'm up against bandits now and then it's like, what was it, security or something?
And then it's military.
And in the military area, if you die, your safe hall gets deleted.
I've not seen that much, no.
I mean we can try the gut game if you want me to.
I want to try that flame in the spark or whatever.
I need a rock, I need a rock before this guy headshots me.
I think it was called spark in the dark.
See?
this game is single player yeah oh stop looking at chat fucking hell that wasn't
the guy no I see oh I can't fight this unless I push up somehow but there's like
no cover it's only a matter of time before he headshots me when I peek so
don't be just run he won't hit me when I'm running
he won't hit me when I'm running and he won't like me when I'm angry oh he's
adding multiplayer and AI versus AI at some point hey that's cool how much was
this game by the way. I don't remember if it was like 15 bucks or something. 16, yeah.
Ah, it's super worth it, man. Every time I glance over a chat, someone shoots at me,
I swear
Alright, we're good. I should grab these and sell to the medic guy.
some book at Sparkay. That value is mental. Wow. I thought it was a storm happening.
Like a stalker storm. Yeah, this game seems super worth it. Yeah, I'm getting the guy
on the bridge right now, folks, I forgot to turn the door.
How's the game?
It's sick.
It's very good.
If you're into, like, stalker, or I have never played Tarkov,
but this game is only single player.
But apparently, it's undead.
Who the fuck?
I don't want to see my weapon.
Who's shooting from?
Where?
beings? You must be shooting from here. Where? Where are you?
Well, he definitely... he's got a moose in.
You can't hit me here, right? He must be over here. He has to be over here.
Somewhere.
Oh, you're all the way over there? That's insane. He will never hit me.
I mean, we make it. We could get a lot of items now. It's very easy to get items from
traitors. I guess I'm adding like to everything. What? Soap like? Permanent like? Stalker like?
I
Jesus
That's a lot of ammo.
For an RK?
Hmmm.
Let's try an RK.
That's tight.
Yeah, the game is cool.
Is it random or the same whenever he said that I died?
I haven't died, though I probably should have died, because I'm very reckless, but it's
alright.
Ooh, a pillow!
That's exactly what I need for the quest!
Dresch!
It is just human enemies in this game.
Wait, that could be a good mo-son, um...
Yeeeeeeeeee!
Yeeeeeeeeeee...
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.
Oh, it's me. I got trash value 60. Yeah, okay, great
I'm out of here
I'm out of here. Oh you can rotate. Oh, oh, yeah, okay. Thank you
I think the other guy- it's fine, whatever.
It's alright.
We're going to do a little switch up anyways.
Is everyone in this game shooting BB bullets in both eyes closed?
Um, no?
I mean this is the easiest area.
Oh there's a shelter here!
I don't know how many people have joined the Wings for Life event.
Yeah I can see.
I think you can see too in the group.
87 members now. Let's go. We're close to a hundred. It's 87 registered and non-registered 16
All right, we're here. Yeah, here you can stash stop, but I just want to sell them
80 please ban me. Yeah, exactly
I was thinking of because I should be able to see how like how far we run as a team during
the event and whoever runs the furthest to get like a VIP or something.
They can't abuse it because then I got a mods.
This is our Brenda C's channel time.
Yeah, yeah, they will cheat. I'm not sure you I don't think you can well, but you probably can somehow I guess
When you're on the furthest solid
I'd give you like a hundred subs or something, you know
You can just jorick this more funny counts of steps while it's not steps based it's GPS based
but it doesn't work on if you use a car and stuff I don't know I'm sure they have I mean
they've been doing this event for many years so I'm sure they have some precautions surely right
Oh, it's probably speed-based, Pokemon Go implemented that because people were playing
while driving? Jesus Christ.
You have a step count competition? One guy did like 50k steps in one day.
I want to do the 100k steps challenge at some point.
though that that's
painful
but i would like to do it and maybe stream it
i guess i could be cool i bomb
i will bucket here uh... we sell this we sell that we sell that
we have seventeen hundred now we need a bucket
uh...
what else do we need
Some bandits would be really good to spy on that.
He called me Rotta!
Which means rat.
I know you're here, little punk. Come here.
Oh, I'm getting peeked motherfucker, where you at?
You're down here, aren't you?
I'm playing spark in the dark.
Let's hope forget that ever happened, alright?
So, if I get that ever happened...
Yeah, I wasn't on permative, but my aim was a bit off there.
Let's forget it ever happened.
Cool game!
You know what?
I'm going to link Vostok in chat.
This is a single dev, it's a single dev developer.
It's one guy, man.
And I was just in the beginning there.
And yeah, I mean, the guy deserves the support, man, if you're into games like this.
and you set up your own shelter that's cool it seems like your shelters actually
has a use here so I'll link it here if anyone wants it not an ad or anything
it's just yeah I think they deserve it bro the developer single maybe I don't
know let's try this one dude this game looks pretty cool looks pretty cool
really want to try this let's see how it is a shelter take me at that progression
I guess it could be it would be yeah I guess it would be meta I don't like saying
meta I saw an article saying the sales already will fund his development for
road to bus start for the entire lax period nice as good to hear as good to
here and then after this chat I mean we can try that what was it dawn dawn the
geth like I mean we can try it but dawn break yeah thank you it's sitting on
positive reviews we could try it I really just want to try this spark in the
I thought this game looked really interesting.
Yeah, there is occultist machine party. What is that?
Multiplayer. This is multiplayer? Okay.
It's a collection of violent party games where failure is lethal.
Gather your friends and endure high-staking situations.
Wait, is this like Mario Party or some shit, but very brutal?
Wait, this is awesome! Lads, let's go!
Oh, it's the creator of Buckshot! That's why the graphics looked familiar.
Where this is so sick
This would be so fun to play with lads
Yeah, this is dank brutal Mario Party
launching 2026 we have to play this when it's out that is so sick can't pull
Felix 15 more seven things the 18 leap legs things of the 51
Lost railway what up
To the lad like
Go up to the quota horror game
Fox out
great box
Do we look like a first you?
Now this looks kind of cool though, it does.
Damn.
What do you mean I mean, salad?
Are you a circle?
I am.
No I'm not.
I mean, when I took the test I was, but that doesn't count.
The heat of the furnace and the sound of metal are with you forever.
Your hands are covered with burns, but you're used to them.
You were born in fire, and you will die in fire.
You inherited the ancestral smithy from your father, just as he did from his father and
his father before him.
So strong qualities of strength and constitution get crowbar usage plus one and armor enhancements.
skills hammers plus one one-handed two-handed medium heavy armor okay but
then you have Wadia which is a brave soldier of the valiant Imperial Army
the defense and support of the country in a battle you've always been in the
forefront you were loved for your cheerful character helping to relive
the hardships of army life constitution and strength just like the blacksmith
Okay, well more constitutional strength though, I guess.
Oh!
Battle rage, counter-attack skill for sharpening dagger throwing. Hmm, okay.
Hunter!
Christ of birds, whisper of trees, footprints of animals. You know the forest and it knows you.
The forest is always just like death.
From an early age you were taught to shoot with a crossbow and thanks to a sharp eye became an excellent hunter.
The forest taught you how to use traps. So you have traps and ripper and then you have thief.
Backstabbing, twin daggers, child of shadows, picking locks, traps, disarming, dagger thrown.
To be honest, I think I'm my blacksmith.
Gawky blacksmith.
Did I see I am Jesus Christ?
Uh, I played it, yeah.
Lyric played this and said it was the hardest game ever.
Hmm.
Okay.
M-mail war- It's a blacksmith!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, I can't win this, because if I play blacksmith,
it's warrior, it's strength and health.
And if I play warrior, it's strength and health.
If I play hunter, I'll be called a stealth archer.
If I play thief, I'll be called a stealth archer.
So, there's no winning with any of these classes, so I might as well just go blacksmith.
Might as well, you know? That's just how it is.
Also, you get crowbar usage here, that sounds tight.
It's fucking left though, I'm not watching a fucking clip!
He didn't die, right?
Dude, what the fuck?
Come on, then, peek, motherfucker, where you at?
You're down here, aren't you?
There's no way.
No.
Shut up!
Modes bad, hey man!
What the fuck? Oh my god, my aim was bad there. I shot everywhere around him like I was painting like a figure or something.
I sketch. Like I was sketching his outline.
Oh my god.
I didn't think it was that bad.
I really didn't think. I need to delete the Vaude. I need to delete the Vaude.
Unironically, I gotta delete the bar, dude.
He didn't.
And then look at this guy's inventory!
Like, okay, but he's Finnish, it doesn't count.
He literally made this game.
Fucking hell.
Is that...
Unca's shaky hands in there.
I'm playing the blacksmith.
Oh...
A perfect choice for budding explorers wishing to acquaint themselves with a dungeon without too great a risk.
And then you have Cursed Dungeon.
This mode offers an ideal blend of exploration and combat,
where every decision matters,
and each encounter could prove fatal.
Okay.
Not Mare Dungeon.
This mode, each step could be your last,
and the darkness can seal something far more terrifying
than one can imagine.
Damn.
This is...
No, I'll do Cursed Dungeon.
okay after death the heroes were born at the last bonfire but each turn weakens
him part of the equipment breaks or is lost the world of dotted growth does not
forgive mistakes death is the end of the path only rare artifacts can bring the
hero back to life oh so you can actually find rare stuff that's cool I'll do it
it should be easy it's shrouded in darkness mystery they're terrible
Legends it has been full of bloody things for centuries the endless dungeon
Midas civilization was here such old people say this place has become a
haven of haven of darkness and horrific creatures now so alien to our world so
ancient remains if events thanks 28 I'm watching the episode of the boys I
haven't seen the boys in season three I think was season three I didn't like the
ending of the season three I think it was yeah so no the answer is no I haven't
watch the boys in a while. All right. Yeah, I think I just chose
perma-beth, but let's let's try it. Let's see. We can always
switch. Blacksmith one day due to an unfortunate mistake, a young
Baron died. He fell from the horse that you shoved. You've
been sentenced to serve here in the cursed garrisons. You began
to forge weapons and armor for soldiers and learn how to handle
Warhammer your wife died in childbirth and a little daughter was left at home
it seems you haven't seen her in years now you're sinking even deeper into the
hopeless darkness wow this is sounds very happy
level one okay
I feel like you dodge in like 30 FPS, it's kind of weird.
Some light armor.
What gear do I have?
I have medium armor.
skills oh show abilities yeah I guess you will get some abilities it looks so
framing when you dodge rusty two-handed axe this could be good
I mean mine this is way better than mine
an interesting trinkets okay dream catcher okay
Interesting, interesting.
Will Xenoma ever get finished?
That's a good question, yeah.
So you don't really have an inventory like that.
Can I use this shield?
Yeah, I can have this shield on, so when I switch, yeah, I have a shield and axe instead.
Okay, that's cool.
Ludic Sanimai has been an early access forever.
It's been forever.
Hey, you.
Dude, the stamina region is the slowest ever!
I
I'm not sure.
Okay. Shit.
Fuck!
Okay, it's alright though. It's okay. Just play the spacing game. Just like this.
of
the
death
of
the
Oh, they can hit each other.
Okay, that's cool.
Wonder how you level up and stuff.
Am I dead here?
Is there anything I can do?
Nice, okay.
Okay, don't get greedy, because I'll die.
Wait, I can't pierce its armor?
Shit.
Okay, so I just, I can't win?
It's, it's over.
I'm not sure there is a heavy attack
Hell I wish I chose the rogue now
I don't need to run, do I look-
Okay, I'm gonna choose the rogue.
I wanna play the rogue.
Best heroes.
Wow, yeah, I got really fun.
Let me try to thief, because it has a bunch of abilities that I want to try.
Hey, you.
Yeah, I didn't have any hammer on me, I dropped it.
I just checked in on Mika, why doesn't Maestro play cool games like her?
Because I've already played Shadow of War on stream.
You're just too much of a new friend, Lucy, alright?
Hey, you.
Okay.
Wow, that's uh...
So I said I had backstab, but where do I see backstab, though?
So I said I had backstab, but where do I see backstab though?
It said on abilities I should have higher
Propel strike on the back of an enemy from a hidden state. Yeah, but how do I I guess you just you just do it? I guess
How do I be hidden though you always get jumped in this game oh
Oh, she's playing the dating game. Oh, she was gonna play Shadow of War, but I guess she changed her mind
Yeah, well I have a gifth like I might try after this, okay, how about that?
I'm hit him. Yeah, I see it
I
Don't remember salad
It works as long as you hit the back of an enemy, okay
I can't pierce its armor.
My damage is cosmetic.
I'm not dealing any damage.
Oh, he died to poison.
Okay, I can't pierce its armor, which means I should probably ditch it and find a maze.
Damn shit.
I need a-
D-
I'm-
I-
Okay, I mean-
I-
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
okay all right all right all right
I'm going blacksmith again but I'm not gonna ditch you need one hammer and one
like axe type thing without that you're nothing
I know what you do this game is easy it's easy it's easy
Oh, search near spawn for Lantern?
Ah, we check that, we check that.
It should be easy game, easy game.
KarenLTex54, it's been 2 months since I moved to Japan.
It's the first time I can catch alive.
Yo, hope your move went smooth.
Damn.
KrapardLTex8, then LucieLTex44, MooseLTex63.
A Lantern.
Well, let's see here.
I mean, this armor isn't way better.
I do have a crossbow here, could use that, get some bolts, rusty armor of the crimson
swords, well my rusty plate armor is way better, okay, and a dream catcher, you may throw a
How'd you like it? It's sick? I mean it's early access.
There's still a lot of hours to put in though.
The darkness is consuming me?
Lamps can restore health.
Deep wound. Oh this rusty two-handed axe.
I mean, it seems really good. Can't I ditch my crossbow instead? I guess not. Yeah.
Hey, you. Is that a katana? That's a rusty sword. Medium armor.
Look into.
Okay, dotted the rough is our eternal temple, where light and darkness intertwine and adorns.
Here our souls find peace and our knowledge finds- what's with a shh- okay, finds.
See that's a hammer right there, that's what we want instead of this.
So we loot that...
Oh you can have three weapons equipped.
Oh, okay.
And then we loot the very old shield,
because now we have a mace,
and we have a giant two-handed axe,
and we have a crossbow.
Can't pierce his meansless damage.
Oh, okay, that's fair.
In these stones, the wisdom of ages is enshrined.
Every carved pattern,
every engraving,
is a message to those who seek the truth.
oh wait shift them in I got released May 28th
we're missing that one I don't even remember what game shift them in I was
though
was this lantern a one equals guy
nice I'm pretty sure the darkness is like part of it all right let's go
surely this is a one guy right it has to be a one guy I'm pretty sure it's a one
guy there is no lantern is there a lantern a bottle
I don't think you finished rotobosthok, not yet at least.
Karelos, Korps.
Now this is a one guy.
This is a one guy.
I don't believe there is a lantern in this game.
It has to be a one guy.
I think the dark is like part of the game.
hmm okay there is lanterns I mean if there is I guess I'll find some
I'll be sure update nice
I throw thief yeah, I was like cosmetic damage
What is that damage? What is my cosmetic armor? His arm, his damage is crazy! But you do- oh yeah, you heal from lights, like this.
Yeah, this is how you heal in this game. Okay, I get it. Very easy game, then.
It should be a very easy game.
Oh, that guy's a spy under a claymore or something.
It's a rusty two-handed sword.
Uh, yeah, no, my axe is very good. We got the depoon stuff. It's very, very powerful.
I wonder if it's worth wearing some medium armor. I feel like it is, first time in a region purpose.
Let's see if I can find one of these lanterns.
Damn dog shit. Wait, what?
Oh fuck
Yeah, hit equals get to light.
That's how it is.
Oh!
Okay.
Okay. Yeah, the axe is good, man.
It's good stuff.
Another medium armor.
Oh, it's... wait.
No, it's... it's...
There's actually a good medium armor. Yeah, let's let's use this hi, Quindela
I'm terrified of stepping into bear traps
I like it thus thus far it's cool
I swear this lantern at the start is a bait.
I didn't find one at least, but if there is one I'll find it later.
What?
You can destroy the lantern!
no run I can't see anything oh my god I need a lantern a lantern please please
please what oh grunden okay yeah I know the dark is consuming and that's why
I'm looking for a lamp!
I can't move!
Oh my god!
Sort of hell.
What's the damn-
Where's all the lanterns?!
Ah!
No lantern in this area, huh?
Not a single lantern anywhere!
Okay, let's see now.
Apparently there's a beginning of the starting area, there's a lantern that you can use.
So I'm going to check this and see if it's true.
no lantern there at least.
It's like three steps away from where you spawn in.
Oh!
Yeah!
Okay.
Cool. How do you use it?
Ah! Alright! Now we're talking. Okay.
Cool.
Maybe it's bad to just loot everything like this.
I mean, it weighs, right?
Yeah, it does weigh.
I'll just stick with the two-handed stuff.
The shield is cosmetic anyways.
Oh, is this the Deep Wounds again?
Fractured dexterity. That's tight. Let's use that.
No way, Leon! Way.
No, I'll stick to my trusty two-handed hammer for now.
Alright, we have a lantern. Sick.
Drop Tammer, damn dog shit.
Yeah.
I wonder if you like level up in this.
It's fine, I'll heal here.
Oh, good.
The traps are super scary in this game, yeah, they hurt a lot.
Yeah, there has to be some kind of power progress, exactly.
There's gotta be.
Okay, now that we have a lantern, though, I won't die.
Oh, he hit me?
I
I'm not dying again. I'm not. There's a zero chance.
We do have stunning on the hammer which is kind of good.
but I'll have the axe there's no way I'm dying again I'm gonna I'm gonna
an absolute tryhard.
It's a big shield you got there.
A heavy shield.
We have a trap here.
We could lure some dudes in.
Oi, come here.
Traps are very damaging.
Nice.
What? That just jumped right through it! It's okay. It's alright. It's alright.
Okay, just- Okay, um, yeah, okay, yeah, never do the follow-up attack, because it will waste
them and you die.
Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
Never do the follow-up attack ever.
I've never done a running event in my life, but you've inspired me to try it out for Wings
for Life.
Oh, let's go, Salvaria!
Yeah, it's just you against you.
It's, um, it's no other competition like that.
thanks for supporting the charity dude thank you yeah I wasn't going to die
until my second hit just started whiffing right through the enemy I mean now I
know though I'm fully aware so you know
if I die again before getting to the boss
It's a gimmick death for sure.
Just do not do the follow-up attack.
Even though- it's very tempting because it deals a lot of damage.
What the- this fucking game!
I'm going to step in a random trap and die now.
You're dead?
What?
Ahhhh!
Left!
Wait, yellow lantern.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay.
If I kill these, I can get full health.
Every room is essentially like a battle arena.
I mean, you can heal with a light.
How are you alive?
Good, I want more.
see chat I'm changed gamer now but heavy armor is pretty juicy
I'll use this heavy armor does a lot in this I'm using old armor of the crimson
swords. Oh yeah, I gotta keep a lookout for more lanterns.
I
Was
Hi, Muster. Oh, yeah, Dolgalar went off. I gotta open the Dolg, man.
New chat of days, this guy's got a lot of mortars and Castlevania 2D.
Wasn't the Castlevania 2D game ass? Or is that a different one?
They released Final Sentence.
What game was Final Sentence?
Oh!
That was the Battle Royale typing game?
Yeah, right.
That's kind of funny.
I would destroy chat in this.
Destroy.
So easy.
I mean, I can try dawn break I'm not like fully against it
I mean I have another weapon here though uh yeah sure
Oh, that's a creepy monster.
Is that green sword of the structure's end?
That medium armor is sick.
What the hell?
Old sword.
Dark strangler.
What?
Wait boyson
I saw
I was doing great, and then I got gimmicked fucking gimmicks. Oh
Yeah, they'll go alarming new PB. Yeah, I got to the second room dude amazing
Let's try a waria try waria
I want to see what the abilities he had, he had like counter-attack and stuff, okay I'm
gonna get the dog out, let me just see here, show abilities, skillful sharpening, battle
rage, increase health stamina regen with each enemy defeated in combat, what?
to deliver a powerful strike to an enemy after parrying. You can parry? I didn't even know
you could! I guess you block right before they hit you. It tends to be like that. Parry
it
Medium shield medium shield
Yeah, I'm gonna try this counterattack.
What?
Where did you even come from?
How does the counter attack work?
This fucking game is impossible.
I wonder how the counter-attack works.
Yeah, I guess.
There are gimmick.
Yeah, let me get the dog out, chowled up.
Oh, shit, the minigame's glitched.
It's glitched.
All right, let me get the...
I can have chat...
Hold up.
We can do this, because we can do this.
I'm gonna get to the boss.
I know I'm gonna get to the boss.
I will.
Hey, you.
Do a little chat, Gambo.
There we go, hold up.
Oh shit, we're 89 members in the group!
Yeah, thanks for signing up!
Thank you, that's awesome!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-chad bangry
I
Hey you
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I
Another victim.
What the heck?
Hey, you.
I'm not a victim.
Okay, this is the 110.
Tuesday I gave Fex a sub, thank you.
This makes it all the way through the early access.
I'm not going to be middle of the screen.
You're a prom- we can try the gif like we can.
Can I expath a win in this game?
I don't know, kill the enemies, but the first room in this game, it swarms you with like, insane amounts of enemies.
What's a gyt like?
Do you understand now, what a gyt like is?
Yeah.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Have you seen the floor on above on steam?
No, I have not. Hold up, I got a cool message from Kriller there.
Since following you, I finished uni, started working as an IT teacher, got my masters, got married, had a baby daughter, and going for my second house.
house one of my favorite recent memories is eating ice cream in the sofa with my
pregnant wife watching R.E.FORANDO
damn
that's crazy
R.E.FORANDO really?
oh I'm kidding
um yeah R.E.FORANDO was peak was peak
yo congrats dude congrats
This is not Xanima, no.
Oh, I, uh, I am Zythe, I am.
The fuck that part was, something actually came into my head and I'm like, no, don't,
don't, just, yeah.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Alrighty then.
We're guided all of that, and their last deal hasn't played your cruiser.
Eight, khaki.
GUSH!
Yeah, well, I did my fifth Dark Souls randomizer per minute.
Like I win
Oh, that's poison trap, okay. All right, here's another poison trap. I don't want to get poisoned though. Okay one at a time, please
go play lads the fuck that's definitely a lip of viewer it's only left of
viewers that do that I come into the other lad streams and say go play lads
It's 100% the lip of your...
I mean, I'm down.
Okay, the first room is the hardest room in this damn game.
So now I'm past it.
Yeah um let me check what they said in the group chat though.
I think Salad said he's probably like he's gonna keep us updated.
Staggering bolt.
That might be good to have. I should probably use more of that stuff.
Rest.
Okay.
Oh, crowbar usage is starting to- I have an excellent chance to open it.
Because I'm a bl-
What?
A yellow lantern.
Nice.
Okay, we have two lanterns now. Don't throw this run. This run's good.
I
Wait
Damn dog shit
dude he out ranges me I can't I can't stand up he out ranges me like crazy
and then I step into it heal me heal me heal me heal me
This might actually be the hardest game ever made.
fuck you the giant
what is he getting back up no is that me
Oh, that's me. Oh, nevermind.
Hmm...
Ooooooh.
The reach on this will be very, very, very good.
We gotta play with it. This is like Sifero Sword.
Euler?
What the fuck?
Pay the fat!
This game is impossible!
Oh no, I'm poisoned.
No, I'm- I'm reasoning.
Oh.
Okay, this game is very easy, actually.
I know how to handle these enemies now.
You literally just rush past them they have no tracking at all I think my sword
like de-spawned through the wall or something
fucking hate centipedes I have more lanterns it's fine
Crossbow of the southern woods nice
Nice.
You once had a centipede slither in- in from the toilet while I was sitting on it.
That's like the ultimate nightmare.
good axe my the durability of my weapon is pretty bad so yeah I'm
I'm definitely going to take this axe.
It will serve in battle.
And stall.
You little shit, I heard that, but I reacted too slow.
OK, I'm poisoned.
I'm gonna need, there's a lever there.
Okay, there's no trap sir, I know that.
What?
He gone spawn of Satan.
Nine net!
Armor is actually very strong in this game, it has like massive damage reductions.
Am I paying all the games so far?
It's hard.
Dude one hit and you get fucking demolished in this game.
Oh my.
No.
okay poison axe with folder ability that's real this weapon is really good
okay that's a good ass axe
Isn't this here to kill every enemy?
Pretty much, yeah.
I can have a rest here, okay, sure.
Jewelry box.
Unusual mechanical key
What the fuck is that skims a horror game
I'm stuck I can't move I can't move
I know how to farm backstabs now, so this should be easy with Thief.
I'm intrigued by the difficulty in this game.
This game is no joke.
Where did I find that secret wall?
I was in the first side room
Like I know how to farm backstabs now
Skill issue skill skill issue
Skill issue skill skill issue skill issue skill issue skill issue skill issue skill issue
Oh the lantern automatically shuts off when you're still thing
Dude the the thief is crazy. Okay, I can disarm these
Because I'm a thief now
It's was gained experience of trap usage. Okay. This is tight. I like it
hmm
Oh huge dagger huge dagger
Shit.
How do I deal with this as a- Okay, well, it was a good run chat, but it's over.
The backstab is nice.
That guy's poisons.
It's going well, don't throw this, it's going really well.
Wrote of all that performance was awesome, no issues.
Bandage.
Did I just got here? Why is it that in these new challenging games you always up to play as a stealth archer or something stealth-adjacent?
Where are the big two handers? SMH.
There is no way he just got here. He's joking.
Damn! Trash!
Okay, my will just lowered a bit, but it's only temporary.
I have played Xenoma. I have, yeah. This game is not physics like that though.
Fuck, no more lantern.
No, what the-
at least healing is very easy in this game just go to a light gothic one remake has an
achievement to complete it in permadeath?
I only have one dagger, I lost my other dagger when he knocked me down I think.
Okay, where's my dagger?
I'm not afraid of the dark.
Where's my other dagger at? I guess when it says that was powerful I crit them.
It must mean that I crit them.
Where's my dagger? Okay, that's a better light armor.
But where's the big dagger I had that was, like, insane?
Did my dagger just like despawn or something?
room okay thank you I got to heal up
the thing is finding daggers is hard though
What's your lantern here, you say?
I mean, that's my old rusty dagger.
That's a better rusty dagger.
I got Whisper of Twilight, that's the name of it, hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, yes.
Good stuff. Now I got my dagger back.
That, if anything, should be flushed.
I need a lantern, I think there is one coming up.
He's dead, he's dead.
False.
thinking we passed but false
without a lantern
you gotta run back a lot
lantern yeah there it is thank you
it was in that room yeah
No, this, you loob mechanisms here.
You have a bottle too.
You can use this, but you don't know what it is though.
Okay.
Lanterns are like, what are all these debuffs I have anyways, and how do I get rid of them?
There was another secret room.
That my stamina region is so bad now.
I don't know if it's like, oh my gosh, shut off.
I don't know if it's due to the sword.
How heavy is the sword?
Two, it's not a lot.
Truth will be one hour earlier.
Well, there's been a, oh.
Nice.
Oh.
The special key is used here.
I found that behind another secret room.
Have I missed that secret room?
I guess so.
There's another dagger on the floor.
Yeah, this dagger's better than the Whisper of Twilight.
Oh, here's a medium chance.
Where was that other seeker room?
I'm so lost.
Oh, this is where I got the key, and this is when I got jumped by that weird enemy.
That won't happen this time though.
Yeah, nice bait.
Have a rest here.
I
What the fuck?
Can you die?
I'll turn on light there, or I'll check it.
There's no way you're fucking still alive like go to hell and this
Oh, need to look for- oh, if you rest maybe you get rid of all these like bad perks.
Oh shit.
A special key?
I mean, I picked up a key.
It can be used to open the door, it says.
Am I cute over cucumber?
Cucumber.
No.
No, I'm not.
hmm oh my god mighty ancient battle axe why am I not playing blacksmith Ricky
like 65, Jaja G thinks at 85, Bertone looks 39.
Why am I not playing blacksmith?
Damn dog shit.
Hey, you.
Make a journal entry, heal injuries, and read books.
Okay.
Oh, cool.
Wait, this is sick.
Okay, you can sharpen a weapon.
There's journal entries, day one.
The collapse of the vaulted dungeon claimed my comrades, warriors of the cursed garrison.
We came to find a mysterious artifact, but only the commander knew what we were seeking.
I'm alone now, but perhaps not everyone is perished.
Are such great survivors before moving on?
Hmm.
Naughty G'doth, how much of this word means to our people?
From the ancient half-forgotten language of our ancestors is translated as the Great Abyss.
The corridors of Darkwell stretch for hundreds of thousands of steps deep into the Earth,
from gates and ceremonial halls near the surface to residential halls and engineering workshops,
to magnificent libraries and temples and on down to the sacred tombs of our heroes.
What's hidden in the darkest depths only the elders know.
So here we can, oh we can see what they're weak against here.
So this is, they have low vision in the dark.
So this is what they can do.
Vision in the dark is unknown.
Oh, shit, yeah, that's why, deep wound, yeah, okay.
Good vision in the dark.
So I guess the more you slay them, the more you get to learn about them.
So you can sharpen a weapon but you need grindstones to do it.
Okay.
Oh, I wish I was a blacksmith.
Yeah, Ricky, superkill the Nekro.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
You're running through a narrow corridor, but the walls begin to close in and crushing.
Black sleuth get, sludge sieves from the cracks, hands reached out from within.
Your legs won't respond, your breath falters.
Suddenly everything goes still and behind you, a single footsteps echo is in the dark.
Nightmares.
Oh!
I got- I got- it's like the game's saved now.
Damn.
Damn, I wanna-
Don't I have a lantern?
Where's my lantern? Did it die when I-
Did my lantern die when I fought the dude?
Hmm
Aw, shit, so no lantern anymore
Well, we can go back and open with that key we just found
I have played Xanima, yeah I have.
The backstabs are good, it doesn't look like you actually level up though, at least not
yet.
Is there a lantern in here?
Please?
Oh, shit. You can repair with that. Okay.
A grindstone. Okay, we gotta go back. I'm dead. I'm dead. I don't even remember the way back.
of
Without lantern you just hope lessen this.
A coin?
I mean coins must be for something too that you find eventually, like a... a metachum.
Oh. Okay. Sure. Cool. Okay. All right. All right.
It's very dark here.
I don't have a lantern.
Lantern?
Old hammer.
Concussion.
It could be good actually am I dead I mean I have to run back again or I'm
gonna die to darkness yo booty thanks 66 man thank you don't like the darkness
gimmick I do but I just wish maybe lanterns were a bit more common or maybe
they will be I don't know because right now I have to run back and forth so I
don't die
stealth exploring of tunnels rope climbing crossbar reload speed in combat
to fix the capacity of dodge an enemy strike or trap, okay.
To fix stamina, rope climbing, in combat, to fix damage to melee weapons and the attack
speed, especially to any weapons, okay.
A bit of the characters notice small details and features of the environment, vision, oh
like noticing traps and stuff, and accuracy of crossbow.
Stamina health, maximum carry and will.
Both in stamina region, dark and assistance, speed of removing burst.
Okay.
Alright, fair enough.
I almost level up this- this arming thing.
Oh my god, Jesus.
Yeah I forget to turn the lantern off, I do.
Go.
Uh, the game is cool.
This game definitely has some cool ideas.
But it's hard.
It's hard right now.
What the fuck?
Okay, we gotta go back again, but we killed him, that's good.
I don't think enemies respawn after your rest, I don't think so.
They don't?
I just need a lantern man.
This game is not really like Exanima, no.
They just look similar, but they don't play the same at all.
Oh, okay. Well, shit.
Need some safer music. True.
Maybe it's better if you just use one dagger.
let's see I found a ground grindstone which you used when you when you rest
have a powerful crowbar maybe I can break open this chest with it yeah my
strength isn't high I can oil though I can oiler it's still very low chance
though, but I'll test it. Nice. Ancient book, book of skills. I should probably read this stuff.
stuff. Oh, it's not something you read like that. Okay. During the Legendary War of Wrath,
the walls of Dara'groth, sorry, turned blood from countless deaths. Everything was covered
Covered in blood, the defense had firmly with the Wadiahs were mortally tired, and flew
off the divines believed that this world was a gift from the great father and not a curse,
and then one day exhausted Wadiahs, powered over a mountain of enemy bodies, covered in
blood from head to toe, their commander barely dropped his sword.
These are the last.
I think this game could be super tight with like some updates, I mean it's really access so...
There's a book of skills you can study on arrest, hit in traps.
New ability. You can see the description of various types of secret mechanisms and principles of their work.
You started the construction of hidden traps and mechanisms as well as ways to neutralize them. Now you can detect and disable hidden traps.
I already could do that if I played blacksmith.
This yeah
This would have been a new ability, but I already have. Maybe I can do it on gas traps now though. I don't know.
there's no living merchants the coins can be used to denote visited places hmm
I see and there was a hotkey for that drink that shit okay
Oh, was that like a perma increase or?
I think it might be.
No, temporarily enhances the third increase ofation stealth.
Oh, you want to pop this during like a check for lock picking or something?
Yeah, he sniffed it.
did you find yourself in a dark unfamiliar dungeon twisted creatures crawl
from the shadows shrieking a strange whisper digs into your mind lot of
whatever Harvey you know death is just seconds away my merits again all right
Oh, nice idle animation. I like it. Okay.
Morbid metal? Yeah, I'm definitely gonna play it. I don't know if I'll do it today, though. We'll see.
Why is my stamina region so ass? Was it because of Will?
Yeah, it is. It is.
The darkness is consuming me.
Old two-handed sword cut.
Lower their dodge.
Please can I get a lantern please okay well
I mean, I did just save, but when you die, your shit takes your ability damage.
I'm SMH'ing my head.
That's a big spider.
What they have a back attack?
new gimmicks and my stamina oh my god the stamina regions I saw as I did I
peeked in when I told Mika that she needs to take the dog in and it was just
like yeah she was right there on the screen
Lads today? I don't think so. Let me see if there's an update, but I don't think so.
More DPS?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Yeah, I don't, I don't think so, no.
Um, the damage is pretty whack, but I only have one good weapon, the other dagger sucks.
Thank you Morozenel, thank you.
Where is the spider?
Is there a lantern here?
Please.
I want to lantern.
I deserve a lantern at this point.
Yeah, I guess I'll die.
Uh...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah.
I shouldn't have looted... that was kind of dumb.
I feel like my damage is completely cosmetic though.
It like sucks me a ass of hell.
Blacksmith would have been so much better.
I should re-roll.
I should re-roll?
I should re-roll.
Yeah, re-rolling used lantern sparingly, exactly.
because now now I I know how to defeat the enemies easy easy game there's a
dirty metal key
oh yeah lamp lamp yeah yeah yeah there's a lamp i gotta remember that
that's okay i have a bottle
his light armor is actually not that it weighs less same defense well it can even have more defense
Damn shit.
try it dinky try it game is fucking hard it is
Oh, Trash, but so easy sidestep.
This is a regular spider it takes me he's still not dead die
That's a regular ass spider this is a way better dagger though than mine now our DPS just increased a lot
That's a way better dagger
come out I like
rest in darkness rest in darkness here's the big spider yeah that's the one
I'm scared of the wound
Good very nice very nice putrid spider we just learned more info
Is there a mage class? No, there's blacksmith, warrior, hunter, and thief.
There's some good daggers here.
Now that I know that you can repair your weapons too, and I know how...
Imagine if I used that axe I got, wow.
That'd be crazy, wow.
damn shit let's oil it up
oh shit good crossbow there
this light armor hmm it's good
can any lanterns there's a lantern in the previous room though no big deal is
that a dagger yes trash spider
you lose, you lose money. I don't know, I don't know. Shit! Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit,
you lose help by being in the dark unless you have a lantern and I lost
both my lanterns they're just gone
and I haven't found one since so that's why it's a bit like tedious
didn't I find dirty bronze key I could have sworn I found that dirty metal key
Ah, my bad.
That was for the door over here.
What was the key bind for dropping a coin? C.
Damn Poison!
I'm dead. It's over. Yeah, it's actually over.
lanterns are broken they're just broken if you take damage the lantern just
breaks it's fucked man
Spider? Where are you?
That's a small little spider just poison me.
Let's find out if it wasn't too bad.
Are you-
Hello?
What?
Friendly?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not like this.
Yeah, game is cool, nigga. I think with this, uh, when this game gets some updates and shit, this one would be really solid.
I think it would be super solid.
oh okay cool yeah it's normal difficulty okay well I killed him I'm not
sure it did anything specific though
There's another lantern over there.
I'm cursed, I need to rest.
I have a resting spot I can use.
Like the health region is so bad because of the curse.
Uh oh.
How do you know?
Braj Rulle...
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
AWWWWWW
Oh my gosh.
So you can repair here too if you want.
That's cool.
Let's repair this.
That's a good armor.
That's a really good armor right there.
We could sharpen this weapon.
E.U. Revere?
Hey, you.
Smith?
Um, Nikol, that's 39, man, not even close yet.
Rat poison.
Can I use that for crafting or something?
Okay, well I don't want to use that.
We got some updates.
A Morroc.
Monster's joints are incredibly powerful.
They're able to kill a well-protected warrior with their powerful cleaver.
The Z-Creature usually dwells in its lair stream with nod bones.
Occasionally they go in search of a new victim.
Yeah, I killed this guy, that was cool.
What about that flying guy? I didn't get anything of him.
And did has an achievement thing on it. That's cool.
That putrid spider.
I saw the abyss. It looked back at me.
I would like to use his on my weapon, but
Oh, there's nothing, only emptiness, but you feel it. Something's watching you, you can't move or you can't breathe.
At first, a pair of black eyes appears in the dark, then another, and another, from the depths of voice as you saw us, and now you belong.
Flesh begins to peel from your hands, beneath the skin, foreign eyes staring back.
Okay, I mean, we have good armor and good eye decent weapons.
I just wish I had a lantern
There's no way you're taking Kyrie's heart
There we go finally he's dead
Yes, all right. Oh, I think I'm back in the second room now or whatever
But there was a gate where I could use this key I think, yeah I think it was here, yeah.
And enemies don't respawn, it doesn't seem like it.
Yes.
This is fine.
Yeah.
I sure wist that, but hey, push, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,
I sure wish that put paintpush hot, hot.
Holy shit.
How the hell are you supposed to beat that?
Probably kiting more, kiting with a crossbow, yeah.
This is true.
Okay, I'm not poisoned though, thank you.
Huge damage huge crits right there
Whoa
Nice, okay, this is cool
Well does arm this shit
Oh, I can't backstab him. That's cool. What? No, not you! It's over. This guy's impossible
to beat, even though I've killed him once. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Every hit is a debuff. Yeah.
No... okay, that spider just left.
Thank you.
Give me some health, please.
This is your end!
Where am I?
I don't know where I am.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Listen.
Oh.
Rest in darkness.
Okay, we're good.
Oh.
It's fucking- I- I- I-
I'm just trying to heal, man!
I'm not getting cursed by the darkness anymore, and I'm not sure why.
I got mobility.
Nice.
First time I get something good from resting.
Nice.
Okay, this is tight.
Game is good, yeah.
But with some updates, this game is going to be super tight, I think.
I don't know why I'm not taking any more damage from the dark though.
You die now.
Come here.
There's two!
What?
It's over.
There's two!
What?
It's over.
It's fully over.
Oh, it's mega over, yeah.
All of it was a good run chat, but it's all okay.
Hi, free blaze.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that's actually a good idea, yeah.
This is where I killed him, yeah, okay.
It's her secret, okay.
And then, yeah, now I'm back in this room, but now he's not here.
So this could be more chill now.
I need Nameless Precious Key here.
Buka!
Oh, you can rest here.
That means there's a lamp in here, maybe?
Yes!
and empty vile it can be used in potion creation I wonder if that's in the game is that a lantern
Oh my god, it's a lantern on the thing.
Holy.
I'll check it.
some table or something? I'll check it. I'll check it.
Day four. Today another mystery of the Argrath confronted me. A locked room that I couldn't
reach because of a massive grill. Nearby was an ancient mechanism that apparently controls
the opening of this grill. But for its activation it seems a missing component is needed.
We're fine, Betty will not catch on fire, we're good.
Oh, I forgot to sniff the potion.
Oh, the spiders and grounded are the worst ever.
The wolf spider?
Nah, that's one of the worst jump scares I've ever had, ever.
Can I sniff it still though?
Okay, no, you have to rest to sniff it.
No lads today, I think salad's busy.
So this is probably the next key area, Nameless Precious Key.
I could trade with that guy, it's no biggie.
Can heal a bit in here.
You can use shield, I'm playing as a thief though, so double daggers.
four classes. I do have several unknown potions, but I cannot rest yet because I have a nightmare.
Grammar rooms, season of times for hundreds of years, everything is shrouded in a thick
fringe of cobwebs, table and cabins full of glass jars, vials and scrolls of strange
drawings all right well back to those scary guys I guess I'm dropping two
coins outside this that means we're out that the safe room and probably where I'm
supposed to go
I
Need weapon damage
Shut off
Okay
That was some like patches, I mean this game could be super tight it could
god damn if you if you just get fucked if you're swarmed like that I think you
really got to utilize closing doors and separating them because without it you're
nothing you're just dead just just just stop you do the guilt like I mean we
You can try the guth like.
A dreadful place.
secret wall here of course no yeah last rest
You go back to when you die because the game saves when you rest
Was there nothing else here I thought maybe there'd be a secret path, but does not look like it
Not a secret door
Not a secret
Tyrum Satcho with a heavy spirit of decay and death. Human remains turned black or smeared on bedding.
And blood is everywhere. Seems everything fell into their hands.
Went into the fire.
Seeker walls are open with E.
Every hit equals debuff.
Wait, you still have the darkness debuff?
Even with the lantern on?
No, not anymore.
It just has to take a while, okay.
Our next death, we- we- we- we- I mean we could try the guck like, I guess.
It does have positive reviews.
Oh wait, Light Armor Improves.
Okay.
This game is good, but it definitely needs work though.
But it could be super...
Sick, I think.
With, uh...
With some patches.
I think this game has, uh, mad, uh, potential.
I wonder how good shield and blocking is in this game.
Damn dog shit.
Heavy Bell served to notify the guards.
Okay.
Nigh.
What the fuck? I mean, with the description I should have figured that, but I have to
try it.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, I finished the level!
That was the first tier, by the way.
The first.
Look how many tiers there are.
I think those stars are tears of the dungeon.
So I'm guessing in order, you have to ding the bell in order to, uh, but man, there was
so many rooms and stuff too.
There was rooms with, can you backtrack back to the upper tier?
The Bastion of the Watch, okay.
I mean it only has 82 seconds left.
There must be a way to refill lanterns, right?
Yeah there was a bunch of doors and stuff I could have opened if I found the, if I found
the uh, the keys for it.
this optional but ask some cool mechanics for the next level oh oh elixir recovery
sick speed okay I'm guessing this is not permanent I'm moving to the second tier
the track show that arm flank squad headed deeper I don't know how many of
them are still alive but I have no choice. I must catch up with them and find the artifact
we came down here for. So you're looking for artifacts. Gabe N.
In before the bell makes it so all the enemies from the previous level follows you into the
next tier. So wait did I come from here? Yeah I came from here you cannot go back.
Doctor, it's 29.
Doctor, there's a car accident patient in the ER.
Unusual mechanism, it can be activated.
Can we have a jorgen back for the gut like I mean I haven't decided to do the
jump like after this we can
I
Dig or die then you want that one I was gonna play it today actually
Do do do do
Damn, be a last lantern damn trash.
Yep.
Well, I guess I'll die to the darkness then.
Yeah.
Special handle is required to operate the valve.
Is that oil?
A jammed door.
I'll oil it and crack it.
Close the door!
Yep, yeah, yeah
Thank you
the thief class they have a oh yeah poison traps an opening chest yeah I
got that from the book light armor is upgrade you got a backstabbing and
stuff. Every class gets their own thing. I did get an artifact, a mechanism. Activate
certain mechanisms puzzle no
man how about is this where I came from I don't even know I need to use coins
more use a look pic yeah I got this damn hole
That big crossbow right there, that's a good one.
The crossbow on the ground in front of it is way better.
Actually, no, mine is better if I repair it.
Yargie Skull?
What the hell is that?
Is there something unsettling about it?
Turn on the light.
Ah, wait, do I get heals from this?
Surely, right?
No? It doesn't even remove the darkness! It's over.
Okay, I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm...
What did I do with those levers anyways?
Nothing at all.
I haven't been around here I think.
Oh there's a dead sp- I guess I have been here.
Wait, now I'm here. Okay, this way.
Whoa!
Okay, yeah, that's okay.
No big deal.
No big deal for the gamer.
Oh, it's not instant to remove, it depends on how severe.
Okay.
There's a light here.
Oh, any piping plans today?
No.
Hey, here's one of these.
I've seen the place where it can be used.
Good stuff.
Wait, don't I have a- well, I don't need to use it, I guess.
Any plans for Destiny 2 PvP later?
I'm playing this until I die and then I mean we could do the guck like or
Three coins and he let oh lantern. Yeah
On a crowbar
Okay
I just noticed Graveyard Keeper 1 is free right now on Steam for adding and keep it forever
Yeah, in case anyone needs slash wants it okay, or so. I think there should be Garfield cut every day. I
Feel like daggers are like very rare to find in this game. It's all like medium. There's a light shield here. That's kind of cool
Oh, you can quick-use items here, okay.
Don't starve sequel?
Can that like don't starve together or whatever?
I can deep wound with this.
That's a weapon upgrade right there.
tight don't starve is a tough game it is I've played don't start together I've
never played single player though simply makes 114 thank you and thank you
snappy frosty xD all right I don't think there's anything else here I'll put a
coin to show that it's done.
You don't scare me.
okay easy hell I can't move I can't move this game does not pause when you open that which
Oh, he stepped in a trap.
I'm drinking all the pot's screw this shit.
Yeah, nice region on that potion.
Fucking hell.
Yeah, it is, yeah, yeah, we should be fine though, because I've reached in.
This game is crazy.
Oh, do you have to use it like this?
Wadiah seal.
That's not wadiah.
This is wadiah.
Oh, there we go.
Alright, well, cool game.
It's a cool game.
But yeah, it definitely needs to work out for sure.
God damn, look at this.
third tier dungeon discover all secret locations on this tier complete the
second tier find all the rings on this tier
chat the game is early access I don't even know if you can finish this best
heroes yeah these were all perma-death you have what does the great bell
actually do. If it's not required. Ring? Yeah.
sense fortress I guess yeah it pulls enemies from the second tier to first so
when you go to second it's easier oh okay I see I see alright that was that
That was Spark in the Dark.
Definitely gotta follow the development of this game.
It's, yeah.
Seems pretty cool, man.
Seems pretty cool.
What are the, what do people complain about?
Great move, generally good idea for a game
the combat super clunky I hated some minor bugs in great game if you could
actually see anything right now you essentially with your hands out walking
through complete darkness supposed to get some thought when you die to the
darkness is run back to a light over 60 seconds yeah
It was cool man, it's cool.
All right, um...
There's no way you're doing that. No way
Mate oh was that counter attack you left click maybe after blocking it while holding right click
That looked like it was a counter attack
Blocking is probably very good in this.
I mean I never really tried it.
Yep.
Did I fold this end and send it to the pity game?
Not on that Nimer mode, no.
I think the game's cool, though.
I think it was really cool.
Wind roast?
Where's that?
Wind roast?
of
the
death of
Oh, there must be Kalkin in this one, right?
That looks kind of cool in four days it launched on early axes, you know.
Oh, did they release more Alka as gameplay?
game looks sick dude I'm very excited for this one check the floor above the floor above okay
we'll do why is it thank you this game's gonna be sick dude this is like the follow up to dark
Missar or whatever you say
Yeah very nice
Nice.
Now this game looks crazy, dude.
It looks great, it does.
I don't know if it's confirmed,
but there are reports that Warner Bros released a patent
for the Nemesis system.
Oh, did it run out?
The floor above.
What is that? It's a cat game?
It's a horror?
Hmm...
Oh, that came out yesterday! It has very good reviews!
Okay...
Hmm...
Oh, this actually looks pretty good!
Very creepy.
Closrophobic anomaly horror game where you can only turn a blink and decide is it real
or not survive five endings okay this is exit eight like or whatever I mean we could try
try it. It looks pretty good on the on these screenshots here about butcher game isn't out.
I've seen it though. I've seen it. It's really good this one. I mean, we could play it instead
of just sitting and doing nothing. What will you know when I'm a mama mama mama mama mama
or die yeah I might do that game tomorrow uh I mean the new one there's like two digger
dies they're not like related or anything I think
wait this game is 11 gigabyte same size as Samson dude
There's a demo for Soma VR fan project. Yeah, no, not doing that. No, no, no, no, no, no. No,
I'm not playing any Soma VR. I'm not even getting close to it. No, no, no, no, no.
Hello.
Any downloaders of the of the downloading?
I've done that jump king so many times
Listen, I have other songs too, alright?
You never did immortal bait.
Yeah, just do immortal bait, by the way.
Just play it.
It only has a 27-27 screen fall.
Yeah, really fun.
Jumpking Quest should be out of EA Mate.
I heard so, yes.
I'm definitely doing that.
I'm very excited for Jumpking Quest.
Excited for this one
Release is in April for Jump King? Wait, what? But it's April now. It doesn't say anything about release or does it?
Leaving early access May 2026 May
What date though? Please don't be at the end of May, please don't.
It is installed? Yep, the floor above. Let's try this game, some new horror stuff.
This one's good. Yeah, we'll see now. We'll see
Part of my hair on both sides?
Oh, you just mean like this?
I need a haircut.
No, this game just came out, unless it was last year.
No, 2020, it came out yesterday.
It was yesterday.
That was a demo, okay, get some water, ol'
oooooohhhhhh righty thaaat
I bank, I bank, I bank, he bank, he bank. I bank, I bank, I bank he bank he bank.
Is that so?
Wait, is there a no risk for the wicked release date?
Pretty...
The piss we go on 20 graphics
pie
Ulta
I guess ultra.
Quick news, a biology student-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm like Missful Hunter in July.
Um...
Oh, wait.
Yeah, it's this one.
This looks kind of cool.
I think this was a PvP VE game, right?
Yeah, it's a PvP VE extraction RPG.
I'm definitely going to test it.
Definitely going to test this.
You can team up or go solo.
Oh, is this the one I had Korpa with?
Yeah, that was this one.
Wait, when is it coming out?
I'm July, it's still a waste, though.
Yeah, it's still a bit.
No, I remember that Korpa.
It just looked different when I saw the screenshots.
I remember it.
I did think about it when I saw it,
but I don't remember that that name was Mistfall Hunter.
Subliminal? If I really don't have anything else I'd play subliminal. But I only heard
like meth things about it. I haven't checked out the occultist yet. But a lot of people
haven't played it I don't know if anyone finished it though
what is this beautiful light is a PVPVP VE game there's six squads of three
3 operators tasked with entering, securing, extracting an artifact in a hostile, horrific
environment.
Face other operators and player-controlled anomalies.
Player-controlled anomalies.
Mistakes can risk your life and gear.
Huh.
Okay.
Seems a bit stalker-ish.
Or ACP-ish or something?
No, Voice of the Void won't have full release for a while.
I think Voice of the Void is on, like, 0.9 now or whatever, right?
Anyways, enough stalling.
New game.
Let's play.
Mike?
Are you here?
Sure.
And now?
Oh, God.
are you here sure and now oh god and we still have a chance to escape listen
carefully Mike Mike
I love this sound.
Yes.
Arles Locking.
Okay, so either yes or no.
Can you hear me?
Yep.
Do you remember who you are?
No, I don't.
Listen, let's go straight to the point.
I don't know how you think about it.
All you have to do is press the light buttons.
Is this music from the game?
Oh no, it's from beautiful light.
I was like, what? This doesn't seem fitting.
I remember this. If the woman looks abnormal, press the red one.
Okay. If it looks normal, press the green one. Got it.
Yeah?
Go ahead. Begin.
I mean, okay, so that doll is normal. You're telling me that doll is normal?
I feel like this is going to be monthly quest.
The TV is gone.
If not, press the red one.
You don't see any changes in the room. You saw hallucination, but then it disappeared and the room looks normal.
The room looks different than usual. You saw hallucination, but that does not disappear.
The roommate played with your imagination and not everything you see is dangerous.
Closer your eyes to check hallucinations, some will disappear, others will remain.
Some anomalies may not disappear immediately, so after closing your eyes use your weight
a moment to make sure the anomaly has truly disappeared.
To escape from the room you need to press the correct button 9 times in a row.
Alright.
Will there be RE9 playthrough with mods like Leon Grey's Modelswap and stuff?
I have no plans on doing any RA9 stuff anytime soon.
I did two playthroughs of it.
That was enough.
The counter, the correctness above the door.
Okay.
can you die in this game I don't see anything weird am I supposed to just sit
and wait until something happens and if it's an hallucination or not or can I
just click green
I think we're good.
Because nothing is wrong here.
i think we're good
if you're unsure about something around you
just close your eyes
it will give you answers
don't keep them closed too long
why?
i mean, okay, the tv just glitched is that an anomaly or
I mean, I...
Okay, are you an anomaly?
You're not? Well, I'm gonna click red.
You could lads now, salad?
SPIDER!
What do you mean, fine?
Minecrafting is over. It's over.
What would we let though? I mean I think I got the anomaly here. This game's so easy.
Amuses? Yeah, true. No, I was wrong. Fuck.
How was I wrong?
Okay, I'm gonna guess you're an anomaly I'm out of here loser
A cat!
Why?
So if you see the cat it means it's safe so you could just click the red button
Okay, well.
Hallucination, Hallucination.
Well, it seems to be fine, right?
I think it's fine.
Well it seems to be fine right? I think it's fine.
Hey Tyron thanks for the bat chest bro.
Level three? Holy gamer!
But I believe we can make it.
Road to Vostok is really good, name is John.
Wait, okay, when the TV does that, I don't know.
I'm guessing that's not an anomaly?
I don't see anything weird.
Maybe that box?
Was that box always there?
I think it's fine.
We say green.
It's a fine-to-difference game, yeah. You gotta do it nine times.
Hey.
Yo, where are you?
That's normal or what?
Okay, um.
Hey, are you there?
Are you okay?
If you need help, just say something.
Just give me a sign.
Any sign.
Give me a sign.
My love, is it your hope to do the same?
I hope you're right in that damn chair.
There's a bowl on the floor.
Alrighty then.
Why is that the pinned message?
Can we have some useful info pinned?
Everyone already knows that Kappa.
I hear music. That's not normal.
Wait, the music is gone.
Thank you, Penguin. Alex, x30px, x93, Yavlkin, x40, Arena, x32.
Oh, hi.
Okay. Well, he disappeared. So I'm guessing he was a hallucination. So this is a green room.
Are you kidding me?
You know, sometimes I feel sorry to you. You could have been friends.
They said if they disappear, they're hallucinational.
Oh yeah, if you blink.
True.
This one is free, though.
That's a free room.
Well, it's gone now.
Hallucination, so green.
Alright, why is it on O1? Shouldn't it be on O2?
Why? Red button.
I guess the first one was bad.
Alright, it's fine though. It's all good.
Any cats around here?
I don't see anything suspect.
There's no-
No, it's all fine here.
It's all fine and dandy.
It's gotta be fine.
I don't see anything that's weird.
You know, in a way, I'm also tied to the chair.
We're not so different after all.
You know, in a way, I just didn't ask.
Exit! Wait, that's an anomaly. I shouldn't say exit.
Yeah, I'm just going to click a red before you come in here. See you loser.
See you loser.
Ha ha.
Lul.
Someone was in the wardrobe.
I saw that shit.
Wait, that was weird.
Oh, righty.
Oh.
Red.
I'm outta here.
SIX.
We're gonna make it to nine.
Spider. Spider doesn't go away. Red button. Red button.
Are you scared? That's good. That means you're not one of them yet.
This is a tricky one.
It could be fine or it could simply not be fine.
I don't see anything that's off though, and I don't see a cat.
I'm gonna-
Okay.
Last time, so this was not fine, so we're gonna click red.
What do you mean? Last time I clicked green and it was bad. Now I clicked red and it
was also bad. Okay?
You wanna know what scared me the most in this place?
Her?
The eyes of a-
Hey, you.
Anomaly.
An anomaly?
anomaly? Last time the chairs was knocked over, that's why the room wasn't green. What,
like that? What?
I don't know if that was an anomaly or not.
I mean, there is a bowl on the floor right there.
This is green.
Green.
Wait, she's looking weird.
Did she look like this before? Am I c-
Red.
Charless TV wasn't knocked down.
Ohhhh, that was the bad part.
Something's going on here, but I don't know what.
that painting is different yeah it's red
I've got this strange feeling of deja vu and again if you knew everything you probably
wouldn't be surprised I don't see anything off here to be fair I do not
No, there's nothing I'm gonna I'm gonna green it I will agree and
O5 so easy game
That's very bright in here
Look
Strange these lights being so bright
What's even stranger I don't remember how I
Got here
okay I'm just gonna red it because this is the lamps are wrong they're way too
bright
cat red
At least, not physically.
Here's a blood rain.
It's not going away when I'm blinking.
terrifying yeah all right but you're red cuz you're not oh my game just make a
lag
That was very easy.
How do you say goth mommy in swedish how do you say goth in swedish
You can't pet that
Any achievements for doing a 10 time sum?
Go with Tata Mama, is it?
What the hell?
Hey, working mirrors?
There's no way.
I
Tough game
Jeff.
Oh we are the next game monster now.
We got to guide the other guy.
When the Emma Yeff!
I said it before anyone else in chat said it, because I know someone would, alright?
It's...
Wait, episode one out of four? Okay.
Alright.
Let me see the other episodes.
Mike, there's a door somewhere here.
Find it.
I'll be waiting for you on the other side.
Hey, wake up. Do you hear me? We've got a problem. Wake. Hey, we're in trouble. Wake up already. It's not that you want to stay here forever. Press the button. I'll guide you from there. We have to help each other if we want to get out of here. Together. That's what matters most.
That guy's normal?
Okay.
Yeah, I saw, I see you.
You're not- he's normal, but she's not.
She keeps staring at me, like when I'm not looking.
Now this guy's normal though.
Or not. Wait, zero?
What do you mean zero? I saw she looking at me. I blink and...
Oh, her looking at me is normal.
Oh, that's fucked! Okay, so this guy's normal and her staring at me off-screen like that is normal.
All right, door open is normal.
I think everything's normal here in that case.
All the door was extra wide open.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, the door was extra wide open, it was.
Yeah, it was too open. Okay.
Well, in that case, I think everything is normal in this room.
We extra white white people happy well this ain't normal so we're gonna click red
See you later.
Yeah, but I don't see a cat.
Is he baiting me now?
Or what?
Because I don't see a cat anywhere.
Am I completely blind?
But now the door is opening again.
Okay, I think that's part of it though.
I think it's part of it that the door opens like that.
Yeah, now it's closing again.
So I think that's fine.
I think this whole room is fine.
Okay.
So that guy disappeared. I never closed my eyes though. The window. Yeah. But the window
So it's open, that's not normal. Wait, what?
Well, this is not normal.
It doesn't fix it.
This is troll!
This is so troll. I'm gonna click the X.
No, the window being open is normal.
Wait, what is that on the table?
was that thing always there I don't know if it was I feel like it wasn't right
No, I don't...
Oh, I kinda like this.
Hey, are you real?
Wait, please, don't leave.
Look, I'm just sitting.
I'm not coming closer, you're safe.
Listen, listen carefully.
I'm stuck here.
I'm not getting out, that's for sure.
My chair betrayed me.
But you still have a chance, and I'll help you.
That's my mission now.
Thank you, we forgot.
Thank you.
people right there hey wait where are you going fuck you stay with me just a
little longer please
don't turn around it's close I can see it on the camera
Okay, so should I click a red?
I don't see anything suspect here.
No, I don't think there's anything suspect.
I think everything's normal.
Mike, listen to me carefully.
This is important.
This is not Moly.
What?
That thing is only pretending to be him.
Okay.
If you look now and it doesn't disappear, press the green button immediately.
For some reason, unlike Moly, the room considers this cat safe.
Now, you need to check and remember the green button if that thing doesn't disappear.
So you have to press the green button if it doesn't disappear.
If they existed
Okay, but what if it were to disappear is it fake
But but Morty doesn't disappear does he and then you have to press red because he's protecting you
What the fuck
Did they disappear they didn't disappear like normally I saw that
Yo Average Darko, thanks for the aid, what up?
I don't know if that was a fake or...
Okay, I'm just gonna wait. It should open again.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
No, this is red for sure.
Okay, here's a Morty.
What the fuck?
Okay, wait. Is that... if it doesn't disappear, I have to click green.
But this is normal Morty.
So does that rule still apply?
Morty, press the red button. Yeah, I mean this is Morty, so press the red button.
It's Morty.
Cool. Alright. Number eight! Oh, we're almost done! This is the last one with episode two.
Okay, don't choke.
There's nothing weird. There's nothing weird. What up, Halloran?
There's nothing weird here. There's not it. I think it's green. I'm fairly certain it's green
I'm just double triple quadruples sink Quintela checking
But I'm fairly certain it's green
Yeah, chat can't influence my decision it's green
No! Are you kidding me? How was that not green? There was nothing suspect! I didn't
see anything suspect
I think I'm gonna press the red button
hell vette
hell vette chat
Hello?
Oh, hi.
Well, you disappeared, so I'm guessing you were a hallucination, so I'm gonna click green.
I once heard that wherever you are, within three meters, there's always a spider.
Nah, there's no way.
No spiders in my home.
There's no spider that would live in a place like this.
There's nothing suspect here again.
There's nothing.
Or...behaving normally, you're gonna move at some point, I guess.
Yeah, he just moved, that's normal.
Everything is normal here.
It's normal.
Okay.
No Johnny, no no no.
It can't be two normals in a row, right, or?
No, this is normal.
It's normal.
It's normal. It's normal. It's normal. It's normal. It's fully normal.
WHAAAAAT?
Oh, really? Yeah, I love it here.
What the f**k?
Such a perfect body.
You can do it.
Thank you for giving it to me.
But I didn't...
What?
Hello?
help?
Hey, you...
you was that was that a hallucination or I I'm guessing so because we're back here
and I think it's normal a shot I think it's normal as normal as normal
You're not normal I'm gonna red
That's not normal, that's not normal, ooooh!
Okay, so that was clearly not normal, I never blinked and she punched me, so I'm guessing
that was not a hallucination so I'm gonna click X
okay okay but I never blinked I never blinked though so what's up with that
Oh
Yeah, no shit
Okay, this room's fine though, so I'm out of here
I don't know, I thought, I called that a scam.
I never blinked man, but after that it was back to normal though so I guess that's what
you gotta count it as.
I mean, I guess, I mean, oh hey, you're cheering?
Oh.
This is not normally...
Oh, um, get me out of here.
I have been thinking here.
What if the chair isn't a punishment?
What if it's a door?
And we just don't know how to open it.
Brother of Man, can you be quiet?
what oh hi this is wait yeah I mean this is clearly red
Don't steal my cat.
I banned Cam.
Her?
Cats.
You're protecting me!
Proteagos!
Yeah, I'm out of here. Fuck this.
It's the rooms that don't have anything are the trickiest ones because I don't see anything
weird here.
She's supposed to look at you when you're not staring at her.
He's supposed to be teleporting around.
Which he does, I'm...
Okay, so...
That was not a hallucination, the blanket is still there.
So we're gonna click red.
If this is a fail now, it's a scam.
Okay, good. Nice, nice, nice.
Just a bit more patience.
Cool.
Eugh! Fuck, I accidentally left clicked it, but it should be fine, right?
Okay, good.
I hear a bullf.
Maybe you should get an exorcist, Mel.
That's one of the two wolves inside you.
I can- now it's this guy, so this guy is weird.
I never blink, and he's gone.
Which means it shouldn't have been a hallucination, which means it's red X.
But I've done both on that guy, and both times they failed.
Either green or X.
So I don't know how to handle that guy.
But maybe there's something else.
It's green.
Yeah, everything should be fine now. That's true. Yeah, let's green it up. Everything should be fine after that. So yeah, it should be green. It's green. It's green.
You're right, you're right.
It's easy to get out of here alone.
The last one couldn't do it.
I can see it in the room I need it now.
This is not normally...
I've had this before and it was red,
so I'm just gonna click red.
See you, buddy.
One more! This is the last one
for this episode.
why can't there be something insanely obvious here wait this again this is red
we know this it's red I'm just gonna click red click red it's red we know
it's right yeah we won yeah mr. pokedex 74 I this is a pretty good anomaly game
to be fair
there there's four episodes in total so yeah man yeah man
hmm
What the heck?
Oh shit.
Hey, can I join?
Hold up, she's dancing outside the window.
Do you want to dance with me, Mike?
I got a bucket! Oh! I'm gonna put a bucket over her head!
who's laughing now who's laughing now like a wise man once said
dead
You are dead, but ha ha ha ha ha
Like an age of barbarian you two look familiar I'll be watching you are these streamers
You two look familiar
I'll be watching you.
For something?
It's Dreamers.
Hi, Mike. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry this was passed down to you.
I know. I know you were afraid your whole life would be coming like me.
And I know that you chose to become a scientist to cure yourself.
I know all of that.
And I also know that instead you decided to run away, you pathetic little coward.
Were you hoping someone else would save you? Huh?
Or maybe just to steal someone else's body.
Is that what it was like?
You knew how it would all turn out.
You knew how everything worked.
I'm one of the others.
Tell them that I'm innocent.
Tell them that I'm sad.
Pfft, fuck off.
Just...
No, the headband is uh...
It's gotta be a streamer.
It's not... I'm stuck, by the way.
Come on, here we go.
And it means that the developer of the game are watching these streamers. No doubt.
It's not queso, the headband is...
It's king woos.
Oh, okay, okay.
So yeah, streamers then.
Saar's turned off.
Noon.
You really do love this show, you little... whatever you are.
I think we're done.
You two look familiar.
I'll be watching you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
Where is...
Cher?
Hey
Who are you?
Do you have a name tag? Never heard of never way zoom chicken Morty nice
Episode two out of four
It's good man. It's actually a good
Anomaly like
The hallway door didn't open
stop feeding the room. It's getting stronger every time. And it's starting to ignore the
rules you made for it.
Okay, what's the norm now the hang guy's still there the deer looks at us. There's red lightning
Hi
No, I'm like
Is that that's normal that it looks like saw until
So all of this is normal now the deer head the red lightning the painting being a
That's very Silent Hill.
So I'm guessing all of this is normal.
Okay, you should have got exactly year.
Wait, that was like the Silent Hill sound.
Also, I don't know. I don't know if I guessed wrong or right now. There's no sign. Was there a sign there before?
Well, you're not
Mick
It's the thing dude
It's the thing, I'll get me out of here.
That's really creepy.
I don't know if I'm succeeding or not now.
This is fun.
Wait, she's really big.
Was that normal?
Wait.
I think that's an anomaly. She's way too big.
Two. Okay, we're on floor two now. Okay.
Alright, alright, so we have progress.
I can't open my eyes, I don't know why.
Don't do that again.
Okay.
Was that a hallucination then, or wasn't it?
I don't know!
I'm going insane!
Yeah, that's the thing.
Was that a hallucination or was it not?
The room looks fine now, it does.
Wait, I think this guy is...
Is he getting closer?
Wait, where's the chair?
Wait, now I feel like it's not fine.
There's supposed to be a chair there and that guy moving and it's supposed to light up, but it's not.
I think it's wrong. I think this is wrong.
three zero come on man okay so that guy is normal in the back like yeah I saw
before but it didn't light up and stuff feels like hell huh you know some
people would kill to trade places with you. Listen. There are rules. Just three of them.
Okay.
First, the watcher is terrifying but not dangerous.
Pop-Melt, that's 19 man again.
He's not from around here. He just watches. It helps him. Second rule, we, our other versions,
rule. We, our other versions, are dangerous. If you see yourself in the room, get out.
Fast. Most of us lose our minds while still sitting in the chair. Third rule, Morty is
a friend. So fluffy, so kind. He's the only reason I'm still holding on. He hasn't come
to me in so long I miss him so much yeah good luck out there thanks I didn't
give him press a button there that fire is going in reverse
Is that normal for this version? Or is it not?
I actually never noticed it until now. Do I get one now? Is it a one?
Yeah, okay, so that's definitely not normal.
Alright, um...
it's normal for Canada I don't see anything weird here the hangman no I
I think he moves wait if he doesn't move is it sus
Or has he moved oh now I don't even remember if he's been moving during this has he all
Has he always been stuck there? I?
Don't know anymore
He did move well. I'm gonna say it's all normal
here.
No, it's normal.
Everything is normal, chat.
Hey, you!
That was a hallucination!
That's okay.
It's green.
It's green. The whole room is green. It's green.
What do you mean three? I was just on three. Oh, is it three? Oh, yeah, it's three.
Oh, I thought I was on three.
Okay
Okay hallucinate hallucination easy, I think it's green we should stay a bit
I'm pretty sure it's green
But our place still wakes it up. Yeah, and the deal see yeah
No, I'd scare the 16 tops yourself gaslighting is commencing now
Yeah, it's kind of true though
Everything is normal here, however
Everything is normal. This isn't the most normal room I've ever seen
I can't fucking click
What's he gonna do when I get over five?
Cause I will get over five.
hmm is it really normal again I'll play
phasmophobia again oh yeah I'm sure I'm
sure I will it's gotta be green it has
to be green no red lightning oh yeah
red thunder there's no red thunder you're
correct that's a tricky one it's red wait I also have oh I still have a bite mark
in my hand
Can't open my eyes.
Okay.
Well this is not normally red.
That is not normal either.
Yeah, but this one is...
Okay, but this is red because he's not supposed to be upside down, so red.
Don't okay sign me.
Good lightning is there.
Okay, but after this?
Wait, that's not normally.
That is not...
It's red.
I
How the hell do I get out of here dammit curse this place
No, no
I think you're unlucky, have ever you met Betty, the tall woman, she's only nine, but
the room just decided differently.
my car thanks to the five years very generous thank you thank you thank you
I feel like everything's fine man. I don't see anything weird. It's green. It's green.
It's green. It's green. Lightning is red, yeah. It's green. Chat, it's green. No, no,
paint the painting is fine there's no
painting of the girl yeah but that was
a fake though that was a fake that was
a fake it was a fake the hallway
we're in hallway we got to go I think
it's fine
I wonder if you take too long this guy kills you?
one bite, and one of us was gone.
Nice clown it is, go dude!
Okay I don't see anything suspect here again.
I think you fail if you take too long, though they did say this guy isn't dangerous but
Hey, you! There's nothing suspect. Not a single thing.
No. It's okay. Wait! Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait! Wait! These lamps didn't have cones
before they didn't but they do now I'm not crazy right I don't think I'm crazy
or they do because they didn't have last time though or did they okay I'm
pressing green no I swear I saw these lights without cones I know I did
What?
Shut up.
Just shut up.
This light isn't on.
It's fucking red.
Shut up.
I'm so hecking angry.
I'm gonna say that everything is fine.
What's that sound what is the couch closer?
But I feel like the couch is definitely closer.
Oh yeah it's red it's red it's red 100%
I saw the marks they were further away from the marks
Like oh
Oh, I can look around.
Wait, what?
Okay.
Wait, isn't this Stranger Things?
Like not the music obviously, that's not Sir Republics, but I think I haven't seen that
Stranger things, but I know about it
Corrackets 34, Ipkine makes 55
Oh, we're officially 90 members in the Wings for Life team.
Yo shit, thanks everybody for signing up.
Almost a 3,000 buck of ruse raced.
Uh, yeah, okay, that's gonna be a red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red,
Red, red, red, red, red.
Not red.
His wings just running.
You can walk, crawl, whatever.
You don't even have to do anything.
It is a running event.
Yeah, but people like walk their dog during it or something.
That's what Mika's going to do.
She's going to walk your shit during it.
Nothing weird here.
Tyelzer.
Wait, is she smiling?
That's not normal.
She never smiled when she looked at us like that.
This is not normal.
This is not normally.
Nah, it's not normally.
There's no way.
There's no way, right?
Don't okay-sign me.
Fuck, it's normal.
Yeah, okay, well, listen.
There's a lesson to be learned here.
Uh, clearly that was normal.
Now we know, I'd never noticed that before.
Everything's normal here.
I hear the fire is way bigger.
This is not normally.
It's fine, mine.
El Classico.
This would have already beat this game?
No.
This is stuck in the clinic.
I think everything is normally here.
explain this game I've you see something suspect that doesn't go away when you
blink it's red and if everything is fine it's green
She's gone. Okay. Um... She's staying gone. This isn't... Hi! Ow. Okay, I'm gonna red button
you give me a three or was it four yeah three alright cool the goal you have to
get to floor nine this is episode three there's four episodes there's one more
after this. Oh, hi! Oh. The little rascal get back here. Okay, it's normally... I thought
It's fine. Everything else is fine. She's back to normal, which means we just ignore the ice cream.
Easy green.
Her head doesn't turn.
Oh, we guessed correct, though.
I'm just going to say this is red.
Okay, that's fine.
I think everything else is fine.
It's- it's- be-seeing's are fine.
No, Deerhead moves.
Yeah.
It's fine.
It's green.
If I get okay handed here if I get okay handed here
Okay, we're on floor six now
are you coming this way?
okay
I
Like you need to get out stop feeding but
but
But god damn it. I didn't know that was a thing
lesson learned
Yeah
Yeah, and I'm gonna press green
That's the first time I've died in this game. I didn't even know you could
Okay, well, I'm gonna press green
I'm speedrunning the first red red
Red
Now that you can die this is a lot scarier, okay level two
Wait, these speakers are- Wait, am I going- Yeah.
This is normally now.
It's green.
It's green now.
It's green.
100%.
I see you green green green green green green green green
It's red. Let's not stay too long so we die to something.
We're speedrunning now, dude.
I did not hit her.
I did not.
Oh, hi, Mark.
Would Yoshi protect me from anomalies? Never. Please.
I think this is green room. Pretty sure this is green room. I'm fairly certain this is green room.
Oh
There's some weird sound
Wait, I'm just waiting for something to happen, because there is-
Uh, wait, what the fuck, okay?
Red button if it's fake, Morty, but a green button- wait, but he's not going away, wait,
but-
I mean, we're protected though. Let's just wait. Let's wait. Maybe Morty...
I mean, he's protecting us. Maybe he will remove him.
Red? Okay, I'll try red.
Wait, I see it.
see it. Red. Are we on seven now? I believe we're on seven, I think so.
Hi.
He's funny.
Um, red.
Um... red.
Okay, now we're on 8th. If we say... Morty! Morty!
Okay, this is the last one for this episode.
Okay? Are you real Morty or imposter Morty?
I'm guessing you're real Morty.
Yeah it's real Morty which means it's red and Episode 3 is officially done.
Yeah, holy gnome, 21 mancor X34, Ikemix 55.
Everyone thinks that there's the exit.
Come on!
That should be it!
What if it's a throat?
Oh fuck.
And then it's gonna be a, uh, a non-sus room.
Oh, wait.
I can't open my eyes.
Wait!
We had this before, but it's fine.
Right now it's still green because she's gone.
It's still green.
It's green.
This is green.
Because this is normal.
This is green.
It's green.
It is.
100%.
But the episode is still not over. Don't okay sign me.
How many do I need to do?
Oh
Red
It's fine, it's scripted.
I think that's the end of the episode.
That was 9, right?
Oh, we made it!
Yes!
We have one more episode to do.
This is probably one of the best anomaly games I've played.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
Any more fun interactables here?
Oh.
Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this.
Do that again and you're going straight into the fireplace.
Oh, do that again and you're going straight into the fireplace.
Mike, just break the window.
You okay?
Aw, you're chump.
Something's not right with me.
Right.
Something's not right with me.
Right.
I don't see anything strange about this dog.
Just a completely normal, cheerful-
Oh I can go in here?
That's weird.
Maybe I'm supposed to hold on- I'm not gonna interact with the door but I'm gonna see if
I can.
Yeah, okay, that would end the episode I'm guessing.
Yeah, we're gonna break the window.
We gotta do all the interactables.
wait this is um yeah pluribus right yeah yeah I recognize it when he said that
our feelings for you haven't changed
I like that show. That was good. I'll break the window. Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can
smash the doll. Dance.
break the window forehead yeah I can't I lost my hammer now hey do you know where
my hammer is
well let's check the hallway
What the hell?
Yeah, you're supposed to go main door, that ends the chapter.
But after you beat the, like the whole, yes or no part,
you can interact with stuff in the apartment.
It's kinda fun.
Am I dead?
This is like hell or something.
What's up?
Nothing else?
Call John tomorrow.
What if this is an actual number?
That means a 333.
Hmm.
Is that a Markey Plier?
John tomorrow. Wait, that's a cool ass name.
I think we are done here. Unless there's something over here.
What if you can give the doll something for her stomach?
Oh, it's the developer?
Oh, okay, sick.
TV? Yeah, I can check TV.
Good suggestion.
Nothing here.
That's it.
Well, we got one more episode to do.
Let's go.
Hey, buddy.
What happened?
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no.
This is the Yutsu that Iriya does in Naruto.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
more like the boys season three episode one that was yeah that was a scene
I already know what's going to happen to me.
that. May I speak with him?
Finish the game to any ending without making a single mistake.
Alright, final episode, let's go!
Mike, the room has almost won.
Morty is losing his strength we're out of time I'm so sorry Mike good bye
Okay, so this is normal
I
Oh, okay, so that was not normal. I mean, I was just learning the room.
Oh, don't tell me she's a timer. Or maybe it only happens if you look at her.
Oh, it's if you look at her. She kills you. Okay.
So don't look at her for too long or you die.
Damn. Okay. Um.
I'm guessing this is a normal room, Ben.
Okay, how do I know if I did it right or wrong?
Aw shit.
There's no indication now if I do correct.
I don't think there's an indication now, which is, yeah.
I think it's fine.
It's so hard to tell.
No, I haven't tried Death Animation with a hallway dude. If there even is one, they said he's like, friendly or something.
Maybe they can see me in the sky.
Oh, righty there.
In memory of Morty Adba.
No.
I think it's fine.
Pretty sure this room is OK.
We fight so desperately to escape and never stop to think that we're already part of this
Wait, that's Shadow. That's... that's weird. Wait, what?
There's no way that will be a thing, though.
What?
Oh, you.
That, no.
That shadow is weird, and it doesn't disappear. This ha- that shadow wasn't there before. I'm gonna press red.
They keep showing it over and over and over again.
no omega meow meow unfortunately icon see that shadow isn't there anymore so it
was suspect for sure
great
You will become one of us.
Okay, is it fine now?
Oh, well, okay, I'm guessing.
I mean, I...
Oh, God.
How do I hate them?
And envy them at the same time.
You just lose your mind and that's it.
We're losing our minds.
I've seen the memories of the likes, they're happy there.
It seems fine to me, dude.
I don't see anything weird.
I don't even know if I'm getting it correctly or not.
Well, she's gone now, so she should be fine.
I'm guessing it is, I don't know.
I mean I might be on the first floor again, I have no idea.
It's very red.
Is this supposed to be that red?
Or is that...
Too much red?
It's way too red.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not normally.
do you think so repose I'm not sure wait but it's still very red again
it's it's very red again now so that wasn't it I guess
There's a PIP when it's correct, a PIP?
The speaker up there, was that always there?
wait was that speaker always there the first thing I just noticed it wasn't
yeah yeah I'm gonna read I'm gonna read you hide up there all right I'm out of
right here thank you
I
I don't see anything weird again this this one is tough man. You're staring that's normal
I mean it looks good to me I
Gotta go
You probably thought I couldn't tell you how to escape from here, no second much, no one
knows.
I'm going to kill you.
You hear me?
Of course you can.
Because now...
I'm inside you.
I think it's green.
I'm not sure Pippis is any indicator.
I feel like it's not.
Wait, blue?
Okay, well, red?
See?
I mean, that was clearly a red one, because it was blue.
But it didn't do any pip.
So...
I don't think there's any indicator at all here, unless it's very...
Red you motherfucker red!
It only peeps when he's about to talk.
It doesn't want us to help each other.
But right now, it's greatly changing my words, and that's a bad sign for us.
We must be pretty high up now, right?
not seeing anything weird nothing is weird here no there is no way there's
anything weird here there's nothing weird here it's green it's green for
sure it's green. It's green. Where are you? I don't see you. Green, green, green, green.
that hallway is very lit up now that's a red because it's not a hallucination
That is not normally...
Help?
Okay, it's still weird there.
So I'm gonna say red, because that is not normal.
It's not supposed to look like that.
Oh, that's the rule, competitor.
If it's fake Morty, or if it's not Morty, I have to press green button.
That's why.
Okay, well, we gotta say red.
Because that is not changing, and that is not normal.
The guy isn't there anymore. The big guy. Where is he? Now it's really weird.
He isn't there anymore. That must be a glitch, right? Like, it's a red button. It has to
be a red he's not there that has to be red he's not he's he's not there he's
supposed to normally he's there wait he wasn't there the whole chapter what yes
he was really no what no see he is there man these people trying to gaslight
me I fucking knew he was there. I'm never doubting myself ever again.
Well everything looks okay here.
It's gotta be a green. It has to be a green.
I was a nation probably a green room then probably a green room. I would guess this is a green room
Probably a red room before she fucking stabs me in the eyeball with her fork. I'm out of here
I'm sure he would pull him out if he could, but he just stood there and looked at me sadly, like my fate was already sealed.
I think, um, I think it's a green room.
It has to be a green room.
It's gotta be a green room.
There's nothing else here, green.
something's a- no
The pip is nothing it just means he's talking yeah
Wait was that there before wait
Why does that feel weird
I will break free.
Fatshah hunger, I can't control it Mike.
Help me until all of this.
Can I live?
So much lies.
Okay, she's actually gone now.
Alright, we must have had some progress then.
So the norm is her being gone. Definitely add some progress then. That's cool.
I
Think everything's fine hobbit dot mp3
Hey!
We must be high up now, I mean the doll is dead, so we definitely had some progression.
Yeah, I finished Samsung on the same stream.
Oh, the Vivoam?
No.
Wait, this is not normal.
Uh, red.
Wait, what if that was a hallucination?
That wouldn't be fair, though, because sometimes you want to leave because you don't know if
it's going to kill you or not.
It will be so un-
Um, red?
Yeah, exactly, Master.
It will be really unfair.
If I could turn back time.
I wouldn't have gone into the red corridor to help with it.
I'd rather stay in the room forever.
I'd like whatever happens to happen.
I would have been better.
Okay, but tell me what floor I'm on, man.
It's green. It's gotta be green. It has to be green.
What if I've just been stuck on floor like 1, 2, 3, uh...
But the doll died, so...
That must mean something, that we had progression.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Clearly a red.
Mike.
Mike, it seems the room has run out of patience.
The tall woman has sealed her own fate.
And the fate of everyone who hasn't fully chosen the room's side.
I can feel my life slipping away.
Fast.
Mike, if we're meant to be deployed by the room here, then let's make it choke on us.
I think it's fine.
Yeah, it might not matter at this point what you do.
Probably.
Well, can't click anything anymore.
Oh, I can click.
So that was a hallucination.
Clearly.
So, green.
that's a red oh I didn't click anything
The head's gone.
Okay, you're gonna kill me on this side.
Yeah, that's going to be a red.
I said red.
Get us out of here.
Now you're not going anywhere.
I still use my fingers.
Red!
No.
I think we won
Oh
Hey Mike Mike
Mike do you want some cake?
Mike
Yeah, sure hi
Son, I don't know what happened.
Nothing's going to happen to you.
Any room interactions?
Oh God, I remember.
In the ninth room, there was always an anomaly, there was always something that shouldn't
have been here.
And it was always me.
The Geron thinks of the raid, I just finished this game it seems like.
Just it.
Thank you, I bet I get streamed, dude.
Alright, check out Dawnbreak.
No, I might finish it tomorrow.
I mean play it tomorrow.
or dig or die?
Oh, Mike will return in future games of the series.
This was a really good anomaly like.
Ah, Mordy!
See, yeah, there's secret endings.
I don't know how to get that though.
Continue next day.
What is that?
Oh, you can probably trigger.
No.
I wonder if you can trigger secret ending from here
or something?
Not sure.
Is there a hint anywhere?
Wait for the guy to reach you. Yeah, I could try that. Let's try that, yeah, the Chungus.
I wonder if they're like meme endings. Yeah, I want to try Dig or Die and then maybe try
I don't break the new just like him out today. It is sitting on pause and reviews and I haven't and then and here
It's not times anyways time
In grime doobies no and
I don't remember what it's before the name not a list
Okay, the guy isn't even here.
Let's try this.
Oh, the spulter, yeah, the spulter.
There he is, now I see him.
How can any other game compare to Moriguchi, 2026, true, true?
No, I don't mean that one, Otis.
I know there's two of them.
You never saw him?
No, he gets closer and closer.
So we're gonna see if he can kill you.
Yeah, sure, Tozi. Absolutely, do it.
Thank you suction entrapment for the 10.
That's a name.
Obey the instinct.
God, I've seen it.
Yeah, I haven't played it though, I think.
Once he could ending was when he went through the hallway, the guy turned around and the room was just a spotlight.
Oh, the first time he went into the hallway?
Oh, wait, the silent hill hallway?
When you went through the hallway, the guy turned around and the room was just a spotlight.
I've never played the Mad Max game now.
the scourge mine squad at a twisted place okay why he's just standing there I think
I think you can briefly see him there in the lightning.
A friend of yours released the game today?
Hool Face?
Yeah, he just danced there.
He wasn't even a timer.
Let me see.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
This?
Johnny's Games.
This is a horror game. Alright.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Yeah, this actually looks pretty solid.
Yeah, this actually looks pretty solid to be honest. Yeah, dankness.
Dankness.
One core game ending and one secret game ending.
Check this out a guy revealed today no release date yet. Let me say it prove your your human
I say you think you're a human, I am human.
Whoa, okay.
In this place where everyone takes their bodies for granted.
I would never.
as dank
and i meet my body
i will never part from her
what the hell
Oh, uh, one of the secret endings.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll check it.
Wait, this is different.
There's a present.
What's in the box?
Is it my wife?
Oh, it's Morty.
Oh my God.
The kitty.
Kitty.
So how did you trigger this ending?
You're not Morty.
What?
Yeah, you're not.
You're not Morty.
what? yeah you're not
huh?
what the hell?
come and get the spray bottle
what's happening?
what?
oh eee eee daa ee eee eee eee
eee eee eee eee eee eee eee
eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee
no way
oh my god
eee eee eee eee eee
But there's two endings, two secret ones.
Oh, yeah, observer. I did play observer. I did. Yeah
My go back to the asylum. I want to try that
Dig or die game and maybe
Don, I don't even remember what it's called. Great dawn
Zero dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn dawn. I don't know
Bluiten? Grimodon? No, Dawnbreak, yeah, Dawnbreak. Damn, this looks horny. The Guet-like, yeah,
the Guet-like. Maybe join Saladin the Asylum. But I have that, that Diggard Eye game is like
less than a stream to beat, I think. And it looks pretty fun, man. It looks pretty cool.
honestly you get stuff I guess which I wouldn't asylum until preganta yeah I
mean next Friday is preganta right yeah next Friday is preganta
pregmalta excited for that one excited for that one
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
This looks kind of sick
I've seen morbid metal I play the demo yeah, I know it's out in early access now
Don't play platformers. Oh, yeah, I'll play my fair share of platformers I have
This looks creepy I like this
Yeah, this is cool.
Did I see the horror game with a big send me chasing you?
Yeah, I finished it.
But then there's like an Uber mega hard map that I didn't finish with it.
It's hard.
It's very hard.
Very brutal map.
Oh, ee-uh, ee-uh, ee-uh.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Path Tracer, yeah, I've seen it. We watched it a bit.
But DS2 is perfect as is.
Yeah, I showed it. We saw a machine party. Gotta play that with the lads.
Oh my god, that would be beautiful.
That looks kind of cool, not at least. Pro Spice.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
How colors. I could do color memory tomorrow.
Which are for tomorrow? Yeah, sure. Which are for tomorrow? Easy.
E-C-P-E-C.
You're beautiful.
You're beautiful!
Yeah, no vacation for executioner, I'm kind of waiting for it to cook a bit. I read some reviews.
Yeah, Morbid Metal entered early access yesterday. Yeah, it was yesterday.
I would like to play it. I can maybe try it tomorrow.
I'm not watching any anime.
I'm not watching any shows right now, actually.
I'm not.
Actually, no, I'm watching Smallville.
I'm watching Smallville on base where I just walk on the walk pad
So yeah today I watched an episode
Love small but I've seen small I grew up with small though like in my teenage years. I it's really fun to watch it
No, I haven't seen the boys since season three was this yeah, I think so
Yeah, I was idle I saw a glitch to get out into space. Yeah, the chronos event but that game is not out is it?
No, it's not that's not my wish list I think.
Oh great skill pop great.
Yeah, I'm gonna try that digger die game tomorrow which shouldn't definitely not take all stream and
Maybe that gyoflag or something?
Might do.
Uh, appreciate everybody hanging out.
Thanks! There was so many people who signed up for Wings for Life today, that's fucking sick.
Thank you everybody, we're almost at 100 now.
90 sign-ups.
Alabaster down early access on May.
I don't even remember what that is.
Uh, but we could browse them tomorrow.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, uh, on May.
Please abandon me.
Maybe we should remove that emote.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Gothic One remake comes out in June, I believe it was.
They announced it yesterday.
The kilometers at the end will be accumulative, right?
It wings for life.
So we can see what the whole group accomplished.
Yeah, it will.
And I think we get ranked based on group.
Like, but the thing is, there's some groups
that have like 10,000 plus people like fucking Adidas or whatever.
So, I mean, but yeah,
We can see how long our whole community ran during Wings for Life.
So that's gonna be, uh, that'll be cool.
We're getting a team shirt.
Oh, it's kind of considering it, but then I'm like, eh.
Probably not right now, at least.
Probably not right now.
Uh, but I'm very excited though.
I'm very excited for it.
I want to stream it in some way, but I don't want to run with a streaming backpack again.
It's not good for the back man.
Oh hell yeah, big skull.
Yeah there is this Swedish classic shirt, that's true, but that's not for sale right now.
See you tomorrow chat, I appreciate you all, bye bye!
Oh
you