How the hell do you mean vampire mansion stream please?
I've already 100% of that game.
Hello?
You have a poster of this Conan game?
Are you sure it's the correct one?
It's quite a few Conan games.
I hope it works well, man.
It should work well.
Surely.
Yeah!
New Metruvial on Thursday?
Ooh, you think?
16th of April.
Yeah, the next chapter of Metro.
Ooooooh!
Is a Conan O'Brien like?
What the fuck?
Conan O'Brien like?
Hi, PVT!
Um, thanks!
Cross this, Cavus.
Vasis and Dodds.
Oh yeah, wait, I was linked this before.
Yeah, it's kinda cool.
Tense driving, atmospheric horror. Yeah! Prospes. Prospes. Prospes. Prospes.
No. You think so, except the O. Yeah, no, I don't think so. I don't think so.
You play this Babo and Pistru and I was young and I liked this game so much, yeah, let's go.
I, um, I play the demo for this game back in the day.
I was looking for some like old hack and slash games, kind of like the old God of War games,
because I was really in the mood for it.
I was looking for this game called Wet, seeing if it was on Steam.
There is a WET, but this is a completely different game, but look at the studio name.
SUPER HYPER MEGA!
I wanna play this game just for that dude.
That's crazy.
SUPER HYPER MEGA.
Damn.
Yeah, there's another game called WET, which is like a hack and slash.
Bada bing bada boom.
This is not the one I was looking for.
The PS3 went and never came to PC?
Yeah, I mean neither did this game on playing today.
Neither did this one on playing today.
Oh, I aged here at like 62!
Wham!
Oh, fuck yeah, I'll watch this.
Yeah!
Reminds me a lot of heat man, animation.
Yeeeaaah!
Fuck yeah, that's so sick dude.
That is so sick.
I've never seen Thundercats. Nope.
Really hope this game works well.
Um,
It's kind of weird like how to extract games and stuff. Obviously I have Conan ps3
um, but like extracting it and getting it to run in rpcs3 you have to like
Mount it and then extract the files
Should be easy, but then adding games
to this is like really scuffed sometimes I've noticed it just won't work
sometimes but anyways yeah I did the first stage in the game to make sure
it works works very solid 60 FPS it's cool man it's cool I look forward to
playing this oh no it is the PS3 game it is it is this is basically Tiamu
God of War. Oh, I really can't miss. Fuck yeah, let's go.
Is it Blighton? Maybe? Let's see. Blighton. Yeah, I saw this. I did. I did. I did. This
looks pretty sick actually. There's a play test, but I wish this did.
Porter survival subversive memories yeah new Metro dude Thursday announcement
yeah this one looks cool this one's actually out so this could definitely be
something to play I think yeah they're announcing a new Metro on Thursday says
guys on their website is gonna be sick dude dragon crown dude I looked at gameplay of
dragon crown and holy shit that main character that was uh that's a mad goon irisum
oh yeah I never play the mad max game
Fire is pretty good, man. Look at the reviews. A lot of reviews, too.
I'd probably like this game. I should probably play this.
Wait, Avalanche? Isn't this this... Wait, what studio made Conan?
Oh, no, nihilistic software. Yeah, never mind. I don't know why I thought it sounded the same.
Yeah, I should probably play this. I would like to. I've heard it's very nice.
I never played observation. I don't think so, at least.
No, never did.
No, I just I looked at gameplay for for the chaos game and I wasn't super dude the audio
design oh Jesus Christ the new Metro game reveal stream yeah I don't know when it is
like what time it is but it's on Thursday. What a picky. It looks like it has Italy at
does. Binary Domain I'm pretty sure I'll play it. In 2020, I don't remember this at all.
Legit, I don't recognize this whatsoever.
I actually don't remember this at all.
What a digital music name.
I can link you to some
Briar
Red faction armor gets like a poor man's
Dead space is pretty good. It's on the boy channel. Yeah, I mean, I don't doubt I played it. I just
It can't it can't have been a very memorable one
But apparently I did a full playthrough nine and a half hours, yeah
That's crazy I
Keep thinking 2020 is four years ago, but it's actually six years ago. Oh, that's insane
Damn.
It goes so quick dude. It goes so quick.
Replay vanquish? Uh.
Yeah, CV let's go.
And I'm turning 34.
I think I'm gonna run a 34k for my birthday.
That's my birthday wish.
I've been thinking about that.
There's nothing down there.
Nice alt-account vists.
Man, I don't wanna play this. It's fucking creepy.
That's creepy.
Man, within thinks the 135.
Thank you.
There's nothing down there. I don't trust it.
It's not even out, thank God.
No, this game freaks me out.
I want to wishlist it, but just the thought of playing this just freaks me out.
Descend into a sinkhole at the bottom of the ocean and discover the remains of a lost, yet not dead civilization.
I mean, I'll wishlist it because I'll I mean chess just gonna force me to play it. Yeah
My binary domain clip
Oh
Chark if I was a girl I'd like to be
Fucking hell
Yeah, I'm playing for model later. Yeah, I mean not today
I mean all on Friday jazz man. Oh, thanks. Oh, dude. Oh
I CC me. Yeah. Yeah. I better keep a look on it. Can I ever trust I see
I will, I will be there in, I heard it's very good.
I've heard it's very good.
shots fired what where the hell is nerdy gonna get the set up in here it's
gonna be like you're the streaming room right dude nerdy is everywhere man he
is. How do you rate Lost Planet? It was a little scuffed. The screen shake, but it
was fun, I think. Yeah, same. I also thought so. And it didn't, like, overstate welcome.
Had Lost Planet been longer, it would have felt very repetitive, but it wasn't that long.
Yeah, watch this beauty, man.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Look at that.
Pineapples, curry, bananas, the ham.
Oh, this is beautiful.
That's a good-looking banana pizza, though.
That's a good-looking banana pizza.
Maybe a little bit more like cooked, but yeah, that's a good looking banana pizza right there.
Oh, righty then.
Nice AI video, but I'm not sure.
Please, there was no AI videos back then. That clip is old, alright?
No, we will, CB, we will.
Really, Lazy? Okay, for breakdown? Hmm.
Interesting, interesting.
I heard you said you started jogging, CB. Let's go, dude.
Did you sign that for my Winx4Life team, huh?
Otherwise you're not allowed to, uh...
to come over.
Heh heh heh.
You haven't?
Oh, dude. We're getting close to 100.
We're at 91 right now.
Alright?
Ah.
Dude, have I played Sleeping Dogs?
Yes, twice on stream I have.
38 hours. It's not that long of a game. Not that long of a video game.
Can you have pineapple on a banana pizza? Yeah, that was just a clip
That I showed that was with pineapple and banana. Yeah, if it's PS3 Conan Ellis gonna love this game. It is yeah, it is
It is that game
I'm excited for this game is not that long. It's very it's basically TM of God of War
I remember playing the demo for it back in the day, like a long time ago, and then as
I was browsing I wanted to stream today, I was really in the mood for like, kind of like
an old God of War, like hacking slashes with some executions and whatnot, and then I'm
like, shit, I played the demo for this back in the day, but I actually never played the
game, so I really want to play it.
It's Conan 2007
Yeah, but
Conan I don't think that's a category. There's only Conan. That's it
Yeah, it's very scuffed. There's like so many conans. There's Conan the Barbarian, but that's the really old one
There's age of Conan on chain, which is the MMORPG. I think it's very scuffed
hey you pay our bill it out thanks 71 dude thank you what I've done is go well
I'm a I'm a I'm excited for this game it's gonna be fun Disney Pirates of
Caribbean at world's end. Wow. This is sick. Wait, I'm pretty sure I rented this game as
like, oh wait, 2007? Maybe not. Or? No, I never did. I was 15 by then, so. No. It was
It's kind of like past my video game rental episode.
NONO BREAKER!
In the year 2001...
Haha! Wait, oh my god, this rings a bell for me!
Hey, you!
This really rings a bell!
I'm not sure I ever played it though. Maybe I saw it somewhere. He upbakes with x49, plays
sleeping dogs now. I've already done two playthroughs of it on stream. I mean I'm sure I'll play
it again. You're now a team member of LMEGA team. Happy now. Oh, let me double check.
sure he doesn't scam. Yeah! Thanks CB, let's go dude. 92. How often do you play new games
that I love when you play old games? I love going on these like old games, full playthroughs.
They're really fun man. The PS2 Berserk game I would like to play, but I want to read the
the manga first I actually started reading it again last night
shiitaku
dude this is so tight
That's cool, dude.
That's cool.
I've heard there's some bullshit boss fights on this one.
I started reading Berserk again last night.
I'm in the second book, sorry, early.
That's fun, though.
It's just, my mind just gets fucking melted every time
because you'll open up a page, like you'll flip a page,
and it's just this whole art of just like,
they're like storming a castle wall,
and everything is so fucking detailed.
It's ridiculous how detailed it is.
Everything and it's a double page of just every single soldier and their weapon and it's I'm like my mind just melts seeing it
It's so ridiculous
Like how long did it take for him to just do this one page man?
Oh crazy crazy
How many books preserve manga I think there's 14 like the deluxe ones I have the first four I'm in the second one
Man, yeah, it's crazy dude. It's crazy. Oh, it's over 4 p.m. Sorry. I didn't realize let's boot this bad boy up
Go Mac thanks to a
Mapping on, it's the 51.
Oh, thank you.
Hold on!
Some of y'all may have played the demo for this back in today.
Maybe you'll recognize it.
I hope it works.
It should work.
I mean, I played through the first stage
Make sure it and it seems fine
Yeah, you can know
This is like Tim who got a board it is that's what I'm so excited for it. I was so excited for it
come on
alright
uhh
it is an old...
it is an old game, I wonder how annoying it is on hard
I mean I am a veteran of these games this game was also on Xbox 360 it was PS3 and Xbox 360 I believe
I believe so I can't play on King you gotta beat the game first and I'll play on hard I got this
shit I got this shit let's go Conan for the ps3 child don't get too close you
could get burned mother nature can be brutal when she wants to be huh I knew
a man once who thought he could take her power and use it as his own
perhaps tonight I'll tell you a story a story of adventure dark magic and Conan
Listen, I will tell you a tale of an age un-dreamed of.
In shining cundins they spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars.
Here a cane come men, the Cimmerian.
Black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a weaver, a slayer.
to tread the jeweled thrones of the earth under his sandal'd feet.
Conan's lust for adventure and gold led him to Balmoria, a solitary island lost to the far western sea.
He made his way toward a long-forgotten tomb on the highest peak, and there he did battle.
Boom! There he did battle, let's go!
In the sea, look who's locked in all gear.
Fuck yeah.
This is tight.
Return to Samaria, or you will die.
Square to perform light attacks.
Light attacks are fast, but do less damage and heavy attacks.
Right.
Hey, you eyes tight, yeah.
Triangled from a heavy attack. They are slower than line attacks, but they do more damage.
This game should be bloody, man. I mean, not against spirits, obviously.
Your dogs roll on the right stick just like God of War, yeah
Wait this track banks
I'm a Samaritan charge
Hi
Face prom now
I'm chicken combos cool
The good ol' time when you have to mash open doors.
Yeah, door opening animations, let's see, Pepsi makes 55, I think every day, man.
The mercenary!
Boos!
My mercenary is tight.
I don't know who's voicing him.
So angry.
Green runes to restore your health
Is it also green runes?
Green eggs and avocates 49 any rolling attacks one two three
Okay, oh there's a whirlwind nice
can you see combos here? probably later i guess
it's a wrong pearl man wait who's wrong pearl man
oh that's hellboy yeah i've never seen hellboy
oh the mercenary is so satisfying
Oh fallout narrator, sick.
Oh that's called the barbarian type. I like that you see the combo names.
One, two, three, boom! The mercenary. One, two, three, four. Wheel of death.
Yeah.
Oh shit, alright.
Oh my god, this is seemingly tanky.
There is Square Square Triangle, Square Square Triangle.
Whirlwind, that's Whirlwind.
Black River Rage?
What the hell is that?
Damn, that's so satisfying.
Yeah.
I just want to see all these edgy names.
Black River rage one less whoa
Dog in the streets
Which is the best Conan I don't think I've ever seen a Conan movie
Wait, Red was give you points you to learn new moves. Oh, right. I this is very God of War
Why there's only one well, I thought there was more than one
Oh, you can stash weapons.
Cool.
Huh.
Sick door opening.
Boost!
What demons lie beyond this door?
Me.
Arnie's making a new one with Old Camp Conan.
Wait, what?
The last movie I watched, 8th chapter 1.
Yeah, it's chapter one is really good chapter two definitely not as good in my book
Yep
Okay, huge sword oh, oh, yeah two-hander
What? Okay. I am on hard mode. I'm just... this is my jam, you know. I'm veteran of these games,
Deathless!
Then fate into the Yield.
Tight.
Favourite combo was the mercenary. Kills 45. Longest hit combo, 39. Limbs removed!
Well, I mean, there were ghosts. There was no Limbs. Let's save.
right
I'm
swam toward the rock and I'll
haven for pirates and
and all manner of rogues
the barbarian was
right at home yeah
there's a grab with our one
and then block
any uh... gorgon eyes
or whatever
okay
executions
i guess you gotta stun them
a new move has been a lot press select buttons to gain a new ability oh body
slam cool I have 63 okay so there's body throw looking forward to you lashing
out in three hours about how gimmicky hard mode is we'll see about that quick
kick to a prone enemy okay last breath yeah there's pile driver and back
breaker sick Crom's curse okay so there's parrying and stuff too okay and
here you have dual wield parry and bada bing bada boom I don't have all the
others yet with this probably same with a two-handed yeah yeah give me wrestling
general moves
Harriet I mean I can't afford anything it said I had a new move but okay so you
can punch on circle last time you can grab it any best circle by one nearby
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to do more after grappling.
Oh, the ragdoll!
Tight.
I thought the game crashed.
Fucking hell.
Hold L1 to block an enemy attack.
Note that some enemy attacks are too strong to block.
Oh yeah, so you can do...
Triangle, okay.
After some parry, you can unleash a devastating counterattack.
Okay.
But is it random which button it is or what?
Yeah
Skull crusher
It keeps telling me okay am I supposed to learn this I
I guess a fast strike finisher. Yeah, I guess I thought I already have that but I guess I'll learn it
Cool
No, my answer will be no
Whoa
stop telling me to press select
I'll have 85 now give me I want body slam
give me bodies I wanna get the back breaker and the pile driver and the body
slam
all the grappling these vines can come down
so I'm just gonna show the attacks of my thrown object
objects more scurvy pirates eh
whoa
Oh
Cleveland is something
All I ripped out is intestines tight
Crom's Curse. What does mastered mean anyways? You can master them?
This is so OP.
You're supposed to be hard, but some enemies can block your attacks.
You block breaker attacks to get through.
Yeah, I know what that is.
There goes his head.
Alright, well there goes half my health.
OOF!
25% mastered. I guess you gotta master the moves for something. You've mastered a move.
Master moves can be used to gain extra exp health and armor power runes. Oh, okay. What
did I master? I guess triple strike I master. This game's tight. How much do I have? 149.
I can almost get the body slam. Yeah.
Hey, you.
Hey, yo, lexical. What is best thing?
You saved me.
Okay.
Oh, we we can learn body slam. I want to learn all of these punching stuff. That's fun.
Piledriver 400.
Yes, oh you see mastery here, okay.
Cool.
So I have mastered, it said I mastered a move, but I don't know.
Conan's got very blue eyes.
Body slam!
What?
That's tight.
Boost!
Wait, can I call him after that?
Cromchut you!
Kind of, but not really? Okay, we got our master counter moves. Very important.
So we get even more XP.
Shit.
Go on then!
Is it completely random which counter move you get? It feels like it.
The fuck?
Die, it's mad!
Oh.
You'll die on this island.
God of War walks so this game could run.
Yeah, I know, right?
So you're the dog that leads these pups.
The vultures will pick your bones.
Damn, look at that blockstand.
Okay, I'm trying to parry.
Oh, that's a guard breaker, alright.
Man, I have no moves unlocked now.
They took away all my moves.
Classic.
This guy fucks me up!
Help!
Where's my execution though give me some executions
Ow? I've dealt a lot of damage. Any more damsel in distress over here? You were out of finisher
after rescuing the lady. Oh, I get what you mean. Hmm. We gotta go to the right on the
other side it was more over there but I'm just gonna see what's on the right
oh yeah he did have a new sword but I'm coming back there Corsair vermin
Swarm this I
Any new executions with this
Yeah, look at that
Damn
Yeah.
That guy got turned into a meat statue or something.
Huge!
We might be able to learn Pile Driver.
239.
How much is pile driver? 400, right.
Ah look at gameplay!
You gave me a headache flush.
The cell design seemed pretty ass.
Yo I said it's 84 dude!
It likes to get fixed 30, thank you guys.
This game's tight.
Does Conan and Exiles have any connection to this game?
Probably not.
Or maybe? I don't know, I never played Conan Exiles.
And his weapon despawned.
Yeah, it's just Conan universe.
R1 to pull out an arrow.
Arrows cause damage over time, so remove them quickly.
Oh, he just pulls it out like that, okay.
Beast. Fuck you!
Damn! The slow-mo!
Now we hide behind bones and fight from a distance.
My blade bursts.
Oh, he's slow most of the time.
You fall, say there's the rest.
Get it! Get him!
Boos!
Boos! Boos!
I said I mastered an enemy. A strike.
Any milliers?
Slow-mo?
I'm trying to master all the counters. They're very good, so I can get more runes faster.
whoa 80% mastered on this tight
hot yeah I mean you got to give credit to the the guys when Conan is literally
standing on their shoulders and they're not crumpling under it oh shit cool you
You game was here for H-Field High game?
T-Mobile game?
It's from the same devs as Grail Incident.
You know it's gonna be a fucking banger then.
Yeah, Conan must be like 150 kilos or some...
pure muscle.
Huh?
It was here that Conan met the warrior queen.
Oh.
Akana.
The warrior queen.
you stand although as I please woman under whose flag do you sail I am Conan I
serve no man perhaps you would serve a woman then service her I and gladly you
dare speak to me this way I could kill you in an instant
You're a brave man.
The Black Death has infected these shores.
Every man here is doomed.
If you want to live, you'll come with me.
Strong words from a fair lady.
Do not mistake me for one of your helpless maidens, Barbarian.
Hey, you?
Of course not.
After you.
Okay, what is this?
This is a seed, okay
Immortium V6-6 and Rosso Narell V3
Rescue my men barbarian the crew will get us off this island. I got it warrior princess
I'm not going to die to this.
This... losing his mind.
But the track is sick in this game though.
Yo, give me his sword, give me his sword.
I want to see the two-handed executions.
Yeah!
relatively bored like 62
Dang.
There you go, buddy.
Thank you, Bob. There you go.
Kona weighs about 230 pounds of mostly muscle.
Wait, how much is that in kilos?
I gotta see executions!
Okay, he still does the intestine pull-out with circle.
That was very creative again again again another other kind of man
They're so passive.
I'm playing on hard mode.
I got an achievement, free fire.
My thanks, Barbarian.
Oh, I can learn how to pile driver.
Yeah, grab a small enemy and drive his head into the ground.
It's fucking wrestling time.
I'm gonna have a back breaker for 800.
ready to learn so this is all ready to learn okay so I have a stone there
somewhere in charge heavy strike finisher backbreaker yada yada okay there's
only cost 50
Now that's a pile driver.
I feel unstoppable!
This game is so tight.
HIT ME THEN!
I need to learn the back of breaker.
Double strike master, nice.
We're gonna master the heavy.
There we go. Triple heavy strike.
Oh, you can throw the weapon with it. No!
I'll leave your skull to the T-Gate.
Face crumb now.
Face-crom now.
Do I prefer a cold beverage when it's hot or a warm beverage when it's cold?
Probably a cold beverage when it's hot.
I think.
122. I mean, I'm just waiting for the backbreaker. It's 800, which is a lot. These only cost 50. I should probably get it. That's 200, 250, okay.
I never knew that Conan in my video game, there's a ton of Conan games.
Tons.
All right, master PC.
But so what happens if you master something?
It said, do you just get like runes and that's it or whatever?
strike finisher it's this bonus none I got 10 points for mastery so it's only 10
that's it okay I guess I'll buy this one
oh that's a launcher yeah
No, this is not for PS2, this was for Xbox and PS3.
Where you going?
life Barbarian well done Barbarian head to the ship head to the ship battle rule
I'm holding 71.
Got a master all counters.
Hit me, pleb.
Head to the ship, she said. Okay, we can go that way, huh?
Yeah, Chattie the rat daddy thinks of the five. Oh shit. Is there like barbarian rage or something?
I'll send you to prom to join your men.
You're a old one dog.
What?
An old dog that leads a pack of nuts, eh?
My snout are blind.
These enemies are scary.
Three of them.
We have all the same as the rest.
Dude!
Now the camera's fixed.
Split DPS, all good. Mastering the fast strike finisher, all good.
up discs I think you can oh they counter you if you try to grab when you knock
their helmet off I think you can finish them
Oh
Yeah, this we'll see when I'm and so ends the days of coming when I'm done with this this game is like really short
I'll send you to prom to join your men.
Hold your dog.
An old boat leaves a pack of mutt, eh?
I can smell your blood.
Nice of them to wait
But how did I do a finishing move on him? Oh, yeah, that was a parry. I think they just need to have the help
Oh
Yeah, I died once right I shouldn't kill that's the worm up there
Okay
If you can hit by one of those you just get stunned until they're done.
I'm trying to get the finisher from Counter again. I don't know how I triggered it. It was obviously from a parry.
I'll send you to prom to join your men.
You're a tall, tall dog.
An old goat that needs a pack of muts, eh?
I can smell your blood!
Die then! Okay, that's a gornbreak. I gotta doorstep.
Do you disable the green head effect? No. It's ugliest fuck, I know.
Well, it looks like something when they were testing the game and they just forgot to remove it.
okay hit me now look yeah yeah all right when you knock off their helmet you
can just parry and execute. Now give me the two-hander. That was sick finishers.
There's your ship. Let's get off this accursed island. Wait, we can't leave yet.
Some of my men are being held captive down the coast. They're surely infected or
dead by now. Leave them. No, we'll need a full crew on the open sea. I have to
rescue them. You'll be killed in an instant. I'll go. Take your ship and meet me up ahead.
Then I'll sail behind you use those war machines to clear my nose the turret section
And remember what I told you about the black death Conan it turns men into monsters
I'll dine with crumb the day a scurvy Barak and dog gets the best of me
You'll find more than pirates in that jungle. Yeah a new retro game Thursday, dude. There they're announcing it
So sick save the game and now a day big 108
Thank you and boo Radley. Thanks 30. Yeah, I'm really hyped for it, too
I'll probably replay all the Metro games before their release. I'm sick. Oh
Isn't there a krolken in a Kona universe or whatever probably right?
How much XP do we have 227 yeah, I'm waiting to get 800 I can get back breaker
R1 and Rune the Tri-Environment to Activate it find all three to Upgrade
Okay, I need to trigger all three
Yeah, I play the VR one I didn't finish it that it's VR, but it was very good
Activating all three Rune Tramits increases size of your health
Okay
Conan is Lovecraft?
So yes, wait, what?
What?
what yes and no mostly no huh wait why don't I have my uh finisher now
What happened to the finisher I bought? Nothing? Was that for a different sword or... what?
Wait, do I not have it anymore? Wait, what's happening? I'm so confused. I bought the finisher
with spamming square, right? But it's not here. It should be five squares. Where did it go?
Oh, was it for dual wield? Oh, am I dinting? Oh, yeah, I'm dent maxing. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, my bad. Thanks. That's true
One less dog in the streets.
What's he got against dogs?
Got a master, the fast-strike-fist.
Assured grab a mental point and jump from it, okay?
What streets rose in the forest true
Yeah, I beat Lost Planet, I did, yeah.
What did I do Lost Planet?
EW what is that?
Hey, I had nothing to say but watch this gem of a game while writing a motivational letter for my dream job
That I'm gonna pursue up come months. Let's go ahead. Yes
I'm rooting for you
Yeah, lost planet the evil within or what what are we talking about?
also what did he want me to grab here grab some item to launch over or
something I don't know is there no more damn souls in this stress here
I
Was I am I didn't or oh is it the vines here see there is no yellow paint here dude. He's got to explore yourself
Okay
Jump scare.
Blasted horse hairs. I'll sink their ships.
These weapons better work.
Fuck you!
What? Nice invisible wall.
Ha!
Can you grab a bow? I'll test it.
No, no bow grab.
Okay, I gotta grab this wait and just shoot the crank
Fire, okay fire
All right
Don't worry I con I got you warrior princess
Yes!
This game's got green color, no yellow. No yellow paints.
Hmm, she's useful.
Hmm, yeah.
Wait, so there's only one- Okay, ow.
There's only one Conan movie?
I thought it was like a bunch of Conan movies.
Well, I haven't seen it.
Also, there should be more damsels to save, right?
There's three.
Okay.
Did I get one guide?
One equals guy?
I'm trying to master the moves to get more XP.
Wait, the green color is an emulator bug?
Is that true?
Is it?
I feel like it's not.
It doesn't look like a bug, yeah.
It just feels a little bit out of place.
It's a bug!
I could do something then!
It's normally white?
Oh, it could be like a missing texture thing.
Oh yeah, I don't know how you would fix that if there's like an option you can take in the emulator for it.
If anyone knows, just hit me up. I mean, I'm not bothered by the green.
Suck!
emulator is fine chat I have my own game and my own bios yeah I guess I'll die
dude there must be like a setting in the emulator
Damn!
The green from the weapons?
Yeah, the green here.
It's supposed to be white apparently, but I don't know.
Apparently it's supposed to be white.
It's probably like a little box you can take.
Try to reload shaders?
How do you reload the shaders though?
Aha.
Nice work, Connor.
He's only one man!
He's at the weapon!
Stop him!
He's only one man
84%
I
Gigger no, no, it won't crash it. It's definitely just like a small option you can just take I just don't know enough about the PS3 emulator
To know which option it can be oh sick. He's glitched in the air and his guts are hanging out
I pressed triangle.
Triangle!
What?
It's not working!
Look at this guy this guy got fucked up god damn
Bum bum, ba-da-da, 559 XP.
Oh, yeah, that was a lot.
It is, um, I think it's 63, but let me double-check.
Uh, no, it's 69.
369
84? 85%! Okay, three more, pile drivers.
of
Can you slam Amazon Queen?
Shit man, I don't know.
Ah, 300 nuclear.
The first one.
Why slicing a throat called Skull Smasher?
Listen, if Kona wants it that way, he's gonna get it that way, all right?
Oh, a damsel!
He's part of the warrior? No, I haven't played it, no.
I'm just checking for moves I haven't mastered real quick.
Oh, see, you get two health points for pile driving now because I mastered it.
So that's pretty cool. Camel punch?
But it grabs if they're big though.
What else? So I'm gonna open this a little bit, just...it's kinda cool.
No bonus, no bonus. Alright, yeah.
Elbow stun. But I'm waiting for the other one, then we have the charges and shit.
I didn't expect my saviour would be so strong.
Bam.
Incredible.
Oh I can buy the backbreaker!
ooooh 800 that was expensive grab a small enemy and break their back
okay i'm gonna test it
ah pretty tame
I wish there was would be more of like a bone crunching effect. There's like no bone crunching effect pretty much
the broken spice pop out to spot spines spots true true
I'm mastering it the quicker we master it the better
Cool
Stay a little x30 you realize I'm not when I link the video up and an anonymous give a sub to Sony lawyers, right?
Uh, found a short YouTube video about fixing broken graphics in general.
Yeah, I can try it.
I know Nuclear is also looking into it and he knows a lot about emulators.
How do you save state? Is it F1?
I don't remember.
Uh, let me see the video.
In the YouTube video, the guy did not have the green sword and got asked in the comments about it.
He said he had default settings.
Upscaling and B blank on 120 another video from fire the guy has the green issue and his upskiller 2k
Oh, okay
Okay, hold on wait wait wait what
Default settings upscaled to 4k and be blank on 120 another video the guy has a green issue and is upscaled to 2k
Come that sounds weird this is our ps3
Maybe it's the latest updates
Come on loser.
Yeah, this is RPCS3, yeah.
I agree, God, it doesn't bother me, though.
It's fine.
If there's like a quick fix, I'll do it, but I don't want it to be into like a text
stream.
Boom.
Hey, you.
Hmm.
Rats in the roll.
Hmm.
Yeah, you get health orbs now that's so sick
Well, how do you punch then when grab and punch is the same button?
Yeah, I just get- I'm trying to do the punch.
Maybe it's from bigger enemies.
But this guy is a big enemy though.
Shield is basic.
Yo, KidNutEx94!
I'll do a wheel.
Here's a more trilogy of something I would like to do.
There's a new Gears of War coming out, isn't it?
My blade thirsts as he breaks their back
I'm leveling up my back breaker come here 70% 75
Why good to know the green isn't supposed to be there
Han don't choke now. Why are you choking? Oh my god, just
Now I gotta level this shit up again.
Oh yeah, death three.
I won't go over 10 deaths in this game.
Faster.
Yo, let's go, Moe.
Let's go, dude.
That's very finishing.
Circle.
I best circle.
Fucking hell.
Fuck Breaker!
Jig me more XP so I can get more moves!
Woo!
Give me more XP so I can get more moves.
70%?
If you time your block you parry and then you can get an execution.
Paraphrabes are not long at all, but this game is normally 30 FPS too I think.
BOOST MASTERED!
Square!
Dude, it's so hard to parry.
Like sometimes it's so easy to parry this guy and other times it's impossible, it just
won't happen.
What? You can't interrupt my combo? It doesn't work like that.
The floor above, I played it already. I played it. It was good.
Yeah, friend Zubu takes wine here. Goomba Foon 35, thank you.
The green effect is, uh, yeah, it's like an emulator glitch.
There's people looking in to see if there's a fix for it.
No early access for Pragmotha that I know of.
Pragmotha reviews looking really good. Yeah, let's go. Here's Square Square Triangle. Tight.
But it's for regular, not for dual wheels. Or a big hand.
Limit's the 88!
And Nucleo is looking into if there's a fix for it. He knows a lot about emulators.
I'm going to do square square triangle concy
That's it.
Okay.
I don't think this game has cofinuity, but it has bulbous and ass.
Read color buff is an advanced tab.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll try it. Let me get to the next save. I'll try it. Thank you.
Read color buffers. Yeah, I don't think I have that on, so...
Let me check that. I'll save your comments.
There's definitely a follow-up to that that you can learn later.
Yeah, we'll do a right color buffer.
I need some health, I need piles- Oh, that backbreaker gives you even more health!
Tight.
SUCK!
I'm using RPCS 3, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me some health!
You get five health orbs for that, that's not bad at all.
Should be a save coming up, I'm sure.
It wasn't in the GPU tab somewhere
Die
Oh
Do you know how awkward it is to aim this ship?
I'll play Subliminal, I might, when they patch it a bit.
Soul Mask looks cool, I was thinking of trying it.
I mean it looks like Arc kinda.
Why does his execution not work?
It doesn't matter, he's dead anyways.
I'm dead.
Oh, he's dead.
Soul Mask is Atlas II basically?
Oh, sick.
Yeah, I mean, we could try, yeah.
Sick door opening?
Let's do give it up like 67 buttons. Thank you
No
Boom
Manhandle
I need to do a wheel
90% Mastered!
Oos!
75% Mastered.
Uuughhh!
Oh, damn you!
He's a mouth.
He pulled out the intestines out of his chest, yeah, it's crazy, man.
170, I guess I could get elbows done, what else?
For regular source, probably best, shield slayer.
Oh, that's for the shield.
Okay.
Hyborian head smasher, stone is more than powerful headbutt, pretty straight forward.
Inchestance, oh I pulled out his Inchestance right, true.
Yeah I'm excited for Pragmotha man, he's gonna be sick hopefully.
Yeah, this game is the sick oos-like, it's true.
When I get the next save, we're gonna fix the green, well, maybe, we don't know yet, but it might.
Is this a new game?
No.
Yeah, mouse on Wednesday and also atomic hard DLC.
Are we nearing Godward marathon?
Yeah, we are.
Give me the execution!
A mashing triangle!
Maybe I'm too quick.
Oh!
I super delayed it there and it worked.
I super delayed it.
seems to have done the trick. Did I just what? Mash circle? Oh, I forgot. Oh, here's a save.
Alright, let's try to fix the green color. Should be a quick little tick in the settings.
If it works we don't know but we'll test it.
We'll test it.
Alright let me see here.
Whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp.
Uh, which is save file now again.
For RPCS3 it's like different.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
What button is save file for RPCS3?
It's not like F1, F2 or whatever, it's weird.
Boot save state, yeah, but I wanna make a save state.
Any knowers of the knowing?
Oh, the green effect seems to have been introduced in one of the later verses of RPCS3.
Yeah, it might not be, it's fine, I just saved anyways, it doesn't matter.
Alright, uh, yes, boom.
We'll try the right color buffer, I have the common saves.
will not be tech don't worry very simple very quick yes in advanced tab
setting alright alright there's a new version of RPCS 3 available but which
version did you say it was fixed 0.035 yeah I have 0.040 I do well let's
Let's try this first.
That was me, don't worry.
Zero, zero, 35.
It was in advanced tab in settings, sorry.
Advanced, you say.
Read color buffers.
Yeah, there it is.
Cool.
Let's see if that works.
It might, it might not, but it's worth a shot.
Our save state is control plus alt plus one.
Ah, okay, thank you, right.
0.035 is the earliest version with a green effect, ah okay, I see.
Loads fast as hell man, ah we still got a green, I mean it's fine, it's probably some
other like tick box option no the green is fine I mean I thought it was part of
the game
have anyone finds anything else just let me know
what's it meant to be like white
Oh. Oh, there better be a sick finisher.
for the teeth. Now, cleave your skull to the teeth.
Can I impale them on these bikes? Come here. Come here.
Ah, Shish Kebob!
I have never seen the Conan movies, no.
Was that surprise here?
I am Conan.
Slice!
This one's sick. Upper cut into the sword of it, cleave him in half. Yeah, unless the sickest finisher.
I've seen all Twilight, yeah.
She's in my SNH.
No.
You don't want it.
Yeah, I need my smokes out of this thing.
Made? Who's a made?
Hell bet there.
Team Jacob dude.
You gotta be Team Jacob.
I am Conan.
What do you mean?
Mastery, more mastery, more mastery.
I need to get a follow-up on that.
Wait, I can run by one.
Two-handed.
Square, square, square, right?
Yeah, fast strike finisher, yeah.
Since today Reinhardt, we see that's in the era of the internet we are.
I think it's like something.
Did I just... aww!
No!
Oh
Stop!
Don't die now, I don't want to redo this.
Okay, oh my lord, okay, time to speed it up
Yeah, it's a dynasty warriors like now
Oh
Give me some health I
I won't die now, it's fine. I've figured out the triggering the execution on these guys, so it's very easy now
Block block block one two three knock his helmet off
Watch out for that
Okay, oh that works. Why is he so happy?
I've destroyed this island!
This is no rum so pirate you face!
The cops will hang from my axe if all the day is through.
You talk too much, John. Lift your blade.
YAAAHHH!
Okay, gotta jump that, I guess.
Ready explosives!
Hmm
Okay
If this guy doesn't have a sick finisher, I'll be disappointed
I'm giving him the good old DS2 treatment.
Why is he like glowing now?
What's happening?
Okay.
Okay, I do not die now.
Okay, he keeps doing the spin to win now, so I gotta be careful.
He doesn't even move anymore!
Ah!
Yaaaaaah!
Oh
More more Coney's not dead yet finish him back to hell
The monster had been wearing Conan's own gauntlet, the one lost to him in Balmoria.
Now it had returned, and it had a tale to tell.
There is a deep power in this world.
It is ancient magic.
For a long time, it is violent and terrible, and it belongs to no man.
But there was one who dared to steal that power, and use it as his own.
The dark sorcerer, Graven.
Graven?
Punished for his crimes, he was a captive in the stone prison.
held by the strongest of magic, until the barbarian set him free.
The savagery of the explosion wiped Conan's memories from his mind.
His time on Balmoria was lost to him.
He did not see how his armor had been transformed.
The man felt a surge of energy caused to his body.
He did not trust it.
But the sensation was not without satisfaction.
Okay.
Secrets found.
Okay, so there is secrets.
Song of death activations.
Well, I didn't find any.
Wait, when it says total, that's just throughout everything.
the playthrough thus far. Yeah limbs removed stat, that's tight. Dora Jama thinks it was
a blade watching hand tie. And Chung is meat sucker, like 23? Yeah!
You bastard! Do you know how long I've been looking for this?
I know that you just raised your hand to me. You better explain yourself, woman, and quickly.
This man had the power to do what she could not. She needed his help, and so she told him her story.
The Black Death came to my island as well.
It infected my people, drove them mad with bloodlust, took their minds, and broke their spirits.
It is no disease, Conan. It is a curse. Come to destroy us.
And it's spreading. We'll all be infected before long.
The curse can be broken, but only with strong magic, which you now possess.
I came here to claim this armor, but you have succeeded where I have failed, and so I am
asking you, on behalf of my people, come with us back to Paradisle.
us to find the rest of this armor and use it to destroy this black death before it claims
this world as its own.
I'll help you.
But only because it's my bloody armor.
I'll not have some wizard using it as his own.
Thank you, Conan.
Set sail for home.
The Stedron did not sail alone, let's say.
Stygians rode the waves as well, searching for that enchanted armor.
There you go, that's two year anniversary dude, thank you.
Oh shit.
Wait, it's not green anymore, what the hell?
What?
All right, sure.
I think this is what it's supposed to look like.
Weird.
Yeah, maybe the new level loaded with new shaders and that fix it or something.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Whoa, it's Dank here.
Oh.
okay I yeah yeah yeah how what
only do three hits okay don't even do it don't don't do a full comma one two
three don't one two three don't one two three what the fuck what
Oh, okay, sure, I got elbow stone here, the barbarian, which was most expensive, heavy
strike finisher for dual double, okay.
I'll get the elbow stun.
Is there no follow up to this? It feels so weird it just ends there.
This is Square Square Triangle.
Maybe it's a question mark one.
Bell's Wrath.
Disarm and use an enemy's weapon against him.
But it's question mark and I prerequisite you need Thief of Bell first.
But he didn't say that was ready, or am I blind?
Now it does.
Oh, it's because I just bought that one, yeah.
I just bought the, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I see.
That's what you gotta do.
You gotta buy the prerequisites.
dead end. There must be more to this entrance.
Oh, I see a mark. What are you doing here? I am Conan.
I need some health.
I am co-karnage.
I keep thinking the game crashes when it does that.
When you fight well your blades begin to sing the song of death, enchanting their deadly
power.
Okay.
Damn!
Alright, this is sick.
All right, this is sick
Grace Crom now who's Crom anyways
I'm leveling up the elbows
From his God
Is the last one inside some wall here or what?
I guess it's up there.
Is this in a timer?
Kind of looks like it.
Devils of hell!
Oh, here it is!
Did it!
That's a lot more health you get.
There's loads of gods in lore, but could Ole Miss Gigachat barbarian god?
Ah, okay, fight.
Chests!
What?
Oh no!
Not you again.
This fucking lion doesn't care about anything!
Oh, okay!
Crazy-ass lion.
What was the next one?
Yeah, warrior souplakes?
Grab a small enemy and slam him down creating a shockwave.
Wait, this is tight as fuck.
Give me the souplakes, dude.
Then there's monkey slam or surfer throw.
Is there throws I don't have here?
No, I got them.
I do.
Okay.
That's cool.
We gotta get this stuff, man.
What about these ones?
Yeah, there's Whirlwind, the Barbarian you gotta buy for this.
The mercenary, all of this stuff, yeah.
What about this?
Yeah, Outlaws, Bloody Crown, Gemcutter, King's Execution.
Finishing Vertical Shry that cuts the enemy in half.
What up, Niko?
Giant's Crush, Slayer's Bladesaw, holy shit, 1,500 XP? That's mental.
Well, I'm working my way towards, uh...
Wait, emulation? What? Flaming torch plus...
Okay, cool. Hold it.
Any backbreaker IRL?
So how do I get the, uh, man where was the soup like, am I blind?
Ah yeah, here, yeah I can get this, I just need 600 xp, alright, cool.
Woo!
Uh, there's some healing up there.
Imuhul, Layshin.
In my honest opinion, Layshin.
Yeah, it's a hard difficulty but it's super easy, I've only died three times and two of them were warm-up deaths.
And the other one was a gimmick.
Am I dent? I don't see where to go.
Probably here.
Uh, Characomended Piece 1 games?
Typhoo Wrath and a Tiger? What is that?
Parry assassin.
Do they just parry me? You can't do that.
I need some like AoE stuff, man.
But more mastery so we get more XP.
And then we can unlock the shit.
45.
Oh
55 60
65 70 70 75
Fuck you one left dog in the streets
What are these men doing here?
Guarding their city that you're invading, maybe?
I don't know.
90%
95% and
Mastered!
Dude, it's impossible to land that finisher.
I landed it.
But it's so slow.
This game is not slow.
This game is fucking tight.
game who wishes it was Conan on PS3 and Xbox.
It's like fucking hard to land this thing
No, this is not fun come I don't remember who I was but it's not fun come though
one less dog in the streets wait this is a new move no it's the same
that sculpture is broken here too I remember playing that MMO at bar H or
bar bear H of Conan I used to play it before school when eating breakfast it
It was so sick.
It had like executions and everything.
Uh, I...
The green color was the way when I ticked the uh...
Reed color buffer.
Um, I um...
I ticked that one, but it didn't remove it until I got to the next level.
because the shader is reloaded. Master!
Stop that shit and your miserable life.
I
Oops
Chris German II thinks 76
368 yeah, we need quite a bit more before we can get
Get the little warrior suplex right there that sounds like an aoe so that should be good
You splatter nails it thinks 38
Man, do people still play Age of Conan?
Is it called...
What is it called?
Age of Conan Unleashed?
It's on Steam, right?
Or...
Or Unchained?
Or is it...
I don't know.
Is it this one?
Yeah.
I think it's this one.
24 hour peak 94 players tight I remember it had like executions and shit this game
and then you had dungeons you did and bada bing bada boom
it was cool man it was cool man oh well anyways
Yeah, digital.
Yeah, wingscroll.
All executions on YouTube range opponent.
I believe that.
Six sound effect
What is some fun MMOs nowadays at Guild Wars one is an MMO right that just got like a remaster not long ago
Yeah, this RPC is 3m
Shit, lions.
The three quick jabs are crazy.
Aww.
Yeah, I was kinda curious about my steel.
I was kinda curious how the Warcraft Retail is nowadays.
Like, they just released Midnight, right?
How was Midnight? Was it good?
Was it mid?
It's good
Retails pretty all right now, huh?
It made you quit for the first time in 20 years.
Oh shit.
Hey Zarya, thanks for the file man.
Thank you.
It's been the same game since Legion.
Midnight is someone made if you played for a year, oh okay.
Yeah Matrix?
I mean I'm aware of that, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, Lord, if I were to play a...
If I were to play an MMO now, it would be Lord of the Rings Online.
Like, no doubt.
Why is he beaming?
Yeah, Lord of the Rings online is so cozy, it is.
I don't really get what he's saying there, you scratched like a child?
What is happening?
Oh, Dragon!
Oh, this is hard.
Bop!
Soul Sacrifice? I feel like I've heard of it.
Damn, now I got me a sword.
How did I fix the green? I've ride color buffers, but it didn't fix it immediately.
I had to like get to the next chapter in a fixed it
Probably because of shaders
My blade's thirst!
Almost mastery!
Oh yeah, they par- no, not a lion!
I think Lord of the Rings Online has a shitload of free content now, right?
I know they did it a while ago. They like updated it or something.
What?
They keep giving out a code for getting the paid copy for free.
Oh.
I
Played thirsts
I wonder what I'd play I mean when I played Lord of the Rings online I got like little 30
I played a hobbit guardian. I remember
That should end your miserable life.
It was so sick.
It's such a vibe.
I'm trying to hit with a combo-ender.
Yeah
Okay
Was there no stealth I believe there's like a archer thing. Yeah 588 how much I need for suplex 600
Warden? Wait, how is Warden in that game?
Okay, can I shove this any other way? Probably not.
What up, Nia-
I'm supposed to have a double jump.
to get on top okay of course peeper pit this is a god of war like oh you have instant skills
mostly you mix and match for other stronger skills.
yeah Star Wars had an MMO, it was like the old republic or something right?
I've heard that one was actually pretty good.
Oh, it's a direct continuation of the dragon quarter 90% master
leave no man I can't even go down Wolverine origins yeah I know about it
I play actually played in a super long ago one more combo just one more man
Boom, master! Master this one, 95. 60. All right, we can buy the soup legs. Warrior soup
legs. Grab a small enemy and slam them down creating a shock wave. Can we learn anything
Anything else here now?
Eiffel bell.
Bell's Wrath, Bell's Revenge.
It's kind of funny, these ones.
Shield Slayer.
These are all with a shield, okay.
Wait, was it?
So like scary eyes triangle triangle
Oh shit, it's sick. Wait that it stuns everyone around him to your should come off
That's a Leon tier soup lake dude.
Nice.
I can't like to see it, at least don't become a morp- no, no, no.
The only time I'll play an MMO is my final stream ever.
I planned this years ago.
My final stream ever will be a Lord of the Rings online chat guild and the goal is to
kill the ballrog.
And when the ballrog dies, my stream goes with it and I'll be gone forever.
Damn, you didn't master this fast as fuck.
what if we don't allow that yeah even before we get to that point we're
standing in front of the ball rock and then everyone just starts fucking
I'm griefing.
Hello, I want to save please.
Thank you.
No where to go but uh, this is the first platforming segment in this game
Damn
Last three about playing Poop Killer 67, yeah, right?
He's gonna play all this slump
I'm not doing it any time soon. I just I got this question a few years ago, and it kind of struck me
Lord of the Rings online chat gale to kill the Balrog, and then I'm gone
He just came into my
And now I'm stuck with that idea
Windrose yeah, so I saw yeah, it's pretty cool
I
Did it I
Mashed it, but I that was very buffered you can really buff for your input here
Don't mash it, just wait.
How do you drop down, Circle?
in an
the power crush dude he's insane
okay and let's plan and know well there
might be some tonight but I'm not gonna
go super late. I gotta be up at 730 tomorrow so I don't want to be super
regular late.
Next move yeah what do I buy I guess that bizarre thing.
Thief of Belle? Yeah, yeah, we gotta get that to get all the others, so yeah, why not?
not
Fucking lion
Yeah, Paul, I should have picked up the Polarm, but I didn't.
It was the only.
Polarm is two-handed.
Yeah.
Uh, what can I get for two-handed anyways?
I- yeah, it's the uppercut you gotta buy to then unlock Outlaw's health.
and bloody crown and all that so that's kind of cool
King's execution there's like skewers and shit this is kind of cool these sound pretty fun
damage an enemy's head with a hilt of Conan's weapon okay and they have gem cutter
Sick. Quick groin kick that leaves a small enemy stunned. Rude.
More cats?
Meow.
This is where I came from.
No, this doesn't stop.
Oh, that's uppercut, but it uses fists.
What?
No!
Yes!
The unit! Thanks to 40, bro. The unit.
Let's should do the trick.
Wow, nice trick, though.
Right.
Are these secrets like insanely hidden in this game, or are they just not many secrets?
I'm mastering.
Nice, that's both Tiger heads.
It's open wide Conan dark ass. No, I've never heard of that
Now I can get up top
I was having fun of Demsland is stressing forever.
They give you a lot of orbs.
Oh, bus flight time maybe.
Though they haven't given any healings, maybe not.
Maybe Demsland?
Kone looks a bit like Duncan.
Ramos, throw.
Oh yeah.
Okay, I guess I'll block that.
Okay, you can't block him.
Oh, that's a guard breaker, though.
Okay.
okay you can't roll that because yes okay but okay okay I gotta learn when
he does which also probably switch weapon is weapon super slow
Ain't no skipping this.
He's not static.
The dragon at last.
Right there. Maybe you can roll after it?
How am I supposed to avoid this damage?
That I can block!
Fucking okay, don't greet so much.
Do like one-two.
Slug, like 34 past, like 71.
I think you got to block the first hit on the charge up and then die the
dragon at last
Like, block.
Okay.
Wait, I found it at the sweet spot.
So easy game.
Ow!
Ow?
I've got to keep moving.
Okay.
Just like that, huh?
This rooftop won't last.
Okay
Just block literally just block now roll, okay that one is a big spot
Okay
I don't even know what to do about that move I don't even know how what to do about
okay new gimmicks okay I mean I'm dead
Did that even do anything? I mean, I'm still fucking dead.
Oh wait, you can roll cancel just like in God of War!
This game is only for hardcore gamers, man.
I jump?
Okay, how do I avoid that attack?
I can't block it.
This I can-
How am I supposed to block that attack when it's a guard break, but I can't dodge it
either because he has insane tracking?
I'm going to find a dead zone.
My sick finisher Conan, let's go!
What do you mean question mark? What?
No?
I got confused by the question mark.
It's fine, no, it's alright.
Yeah!
Chop the Ted off!
What?
Okay.
life.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh
Roll cancel
Okay.
That's insane damage.
The tracking!
No!
Okay, I get omega blades very soon.
No.
No!
Oh.
Okay, I get omega blades very soon.
Oh
Don't rip my okay, finish the dragon once and for all he's nothing
Ah
For chests!
I can't stay here.
Is there another secret here?
Okay, crap. Okay, nice. Alright, here we go again. What tongue? Okay. Oh, there was
There's a good run, but it's over.
Fucking hell.
Who's the fourth phase of the game?
Okay, I like-
Okay!
Fuck!
Oh, that attack deals insane damage.
Okay, finish him Conan.
Finish him.
Now.
Baw!
What?
Alright.
Can I do something with this or?
Oh, I can, yeah.
Well, I gotta knock him down first, I guess.
Okay, now it's my time to shine.
What?
Now he's dead, right?
There's no fifth face!
Okay.
Crank.
Please.
I don't want to redo this.
Please!
I got it now. It's very easy. It's just
You gotta do it a few times
And not greed that's the hardest part. All right, give me three here
All right, that's one
Now I'm gonna loot the
healing after because he can't reach me here
aha the game plans
Skongers and shambles.
I mean, this is the better game, isn't it?
Okay, don't read.
Go!
Go, go, go, go!
Please.
Okay, I'm not gonna agree to it.
Yeah, except that one I call fucking Perry.
Don't do that attack!
I can't fucking parry it!
I don't know how to avoid it!
BASIL!
How am I supposed to- I- I- I- I'm- I'm fine!
Okay, that attack is fucking ass.
But you can't dodge it and you can't block it!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
It's a gimmick attack, it is.
It's a full-on gimmick attack.
I just gotta fucking hope he doesn't do it.
OOF!
Come come come
No, okay. It doesn't work anyways. Well, you can walk the first hit, but then you get a guard broken
No crank
Maybe I can like crank in between
Yeah, let's not
I'm going to play it so safe and smart here.
Yes!
Dragon Slayer!
Come on, Conan, show us some blood.
Where's all the blood?
Is this Conan we're playing?
A new power surged through Conan's body.
He was pulled back into the distant past.
He saw two brothers.
He has descendants of an ancient race.
They were guardians, entrusted with the most ancient of this earth's magic.
They had taken a sacred vow to protect this power.
One brother broke this vow.
He took that magic for himself.
It possessed him.
He turned his heart black as a light.
The guardian became the feet.
The thief became the murderer.
The murderer became the monster.
Where's Warrior Princess?
She's M'kween- other she-
You are the second gauntlet.
The sooner I'm free of this accursed magic, the better.
I have no love for wizards and their tricks.
Then we will sail to Stygia to find the one who seeks this devilish prize and then perhaps
you shall be free of your burden.
We have time to kill before we reach those shores, Barbarian.
Damn!
Alright.
Oh, okay.
the
right
Where? Where is Akana?
Gone. They took her, Conan.
They'll feed her to the beast.
To the elephant god.
Let her go, Barbarian.
She's already dead.
And now, her share of the treasure is ours.
Into the bush, you curse.
We got a new magic now or something. Yeah, we did. Dude, he looks like Duncan from Nine
of Seven Kingdoms kinda. Like in the face. Kailor, thanks for the 20 man, thank you.
Ron Perlman yeah you select your new stone of prison armor power LT to
actively occur in the second armor power the stone prison arm power can briefly
mobilize enemies in close range of island to be shattered like targets I've no
quarrel with you beast don't make me slay
Well that's that's like the gore gorgon eyes in the god of war it's so
overpowered gorgon head it's so good it's so OP dude
gore equals gone yeah this gem cutter right then you have bloody crown now I'm
trying to give this verse the thief of bell you can steal their weapon which is
kind of cool but we need more damn souls
who this bramble will burn okay cool
I mean you should be scared of fire you're you're lying
Fucking hyper armor!
What?
Nice!
Hiya-dai! Thanks for that long thank you.
I only need 600, stop telling me to press select game.
Where have you taken a gun?
We have our rights.
And she knows how to get us hungry.
Blue-Roo's Charged Special Armor.
OK.
Oost!
I'll take this.
Binky wonky plonk? What?
That slow motion lasts for...
Hell...
I... I...
I'm stuck.
Fuck!
Fuck.
Okay. What was the point of tipping this one though?
Oh wait, I can use the head. Oh. Is there a bull-ing? A bull-ing?
Oh, I guess I could have just used the stove.
can hold me yeah you tell him Conan
Okay, new gimmick enemy.
right this should burn nicely yeah fuck your house
any damsel in distresses give me orbs I can buy moods
the house burn the village burn it to the ground
That's a first time gore.
See a mark?
You're on fire, Crane.
How is he parrying me when he's on fire?
what a beast
UGHH!
This fucking enemy man!
Stop shooting!
I still try to figure out what he says there.
You scratched like a child.
It can't be that though.
Okay.
I play you craft like a child now I think it's bad
God you can't face me shifting cat
okay that's a very quick follow-up that's a guard break
No, I got a parry.
Oh my lord, okay, I do not want to die here. I will cry. Yeah, maybe you gotta burn that.
I SEE A DAMN SOUL!
Burn your shitty house.
When Goobmar found you, I'm just kinda waiting for all the releases.
For like a...
a week where there's not too many releases.
All right, come on, come on, man.
Damn, so I'm here.
safe now my clothes my clothes right 663
beef a bell yeah this will be really good this are my enemies weapon and use
it in dual wheel that sounds really good and then we have bells so maybe
circle there. If Bell's a brother you can
disarm an enemies and use the weapon
against them, and you have Bell's gambit.
Fling a small enemies weapon into the
air and strike his head, yeah. Fuck it,
we test them. We test them, dude. Thief a
Bell.
Hi, Steven, thanks for the big 80.
Oh, thank you. All right, we have this here
What oh one's over there oh shit, they're very far away
And trim you see both that yep, I mean it's Conan of course there's both that
Oberlin thinks seven and Shrimp thinks thirty-five.
You can destroy this, right?
Maybe not.
Okay, this guy doesn't count as a small enemy.
Uh, what is that?
Oh! I knew you- who did that?
You?
So easy game. Do a wheel time.
Okay.
burn this village burn it to the ground need some health
Gotta burn all the houses. I think maybe they just keep respawning otherwise.
Mastered, no ice.
Dual wield is actually so strong. Oh, this is the best one.
Oh, I have, uh...
Which this guy gave no fucks about, apparently.
What kind of cheaty? I have me, I guess, so where do you just don't even care?
I'm burning their whole village of this.
No more respawns for you.
It's also sick.
Who's the bad guy?
That's a good question.
Um, okay.
Ah-ha!
That doesn't work on these guys die
I'm trying to parry executes he just kill his friend oh yeah they have friendly fire
Lul. So Lul. Oh, okay.
Oh, you're not going to hyper armor next time. Smash me. Let's go.
Nice, a lot of chests here, this is good stuff.
Uh, 300, did we need 600 for the next one?
Bell's Gambit?
Now, probably Bell's Wrath will get...
The strings? It says intestines, bro.
No, I got the markers. They're just on a timer, so I clear it out first. I know where they are.
and where's the entrance dude I want to play last of us to roguelike mode that
mode is so fun but it's also so ass I mean it's hard
Boom. Oh, that gives us more rage or whatever. Okay. Wait, there's more to burn here. I had
like a permadeath challenge in my in my head with it, but it would be too painful.
mode every character per my death so when you die you go back to the first
character again but like that mode is no joke no joke it's so difficult
how many hours did it take for me to beat Dina alone like eight hours
It was like an entire stream to clear one character because it kept dying.
You're doing primitive and last of us two for a few months?
Pain in the ass, yeah.
What was her gimmick?
She crafted like better stuff or something.
Still easier than walking to Destiny's Primitive.
I'm pretty sure you could just, um, glitch, glitch it, oh, 7pm.
Stop!
Oh shit, I was going to go through the buffer.
Name!
It's a lion, bro.
it's a lion bro
The
souplakes at camp is only on like, the fun grabs is only on like small enemies.
Like even these guys I can't do it on because they just
That works though
Mastered Crohn's curse
Okay, we can keep going there, but we can also move up maybe there's a damsel
What is that?
actually what is that I've never seen that I can break his shield
Suck, suck, suck!
What's up now, punk?
SOOOOOOON!
Okay, what do you think?
soon
Okay, what is this is a Monary fill it's literally just a Monary fill
Hey, Chromium. Thanks. No, I'm fine if anything 68. Did I play the occult this I have not
I've never played Golden axe never did
Should you order pizza for dinner?
I mean, it is Monday, right?
I'm gonna go back.
There was another path I could take,
which might just take me around there again,
but we gotta check.
Six, oh, we can buy.
Uh, maybe the next part of this, Bell's Wroth.
And then Bell's Revenge.
Yeah, that's tight.
So that, that's a grab, all right.
Where there is something here though, okay, we need fire
There's actually insane secret
Man walks out and just chills in fire.
Lion?
oh and then I yeah okay yeah yeah come here
easy
oh yeah get get fire well kill this guy change what on the subject got a war
Have you played or seen Spartans or a Warrior?
No I haven't.
I was looking into it today.
I've settled on this for a forward today.
Okay I yawing this weapon at least and now he has nothing.
I was actually really strong.
call my shell in monks oh I know that game that's the one you could co-op right I think so
yeah I'll get this secret and then I'm gonna get the delg out
yeah I used to play this shit out of that with my friends
fear my broken shaders that lion just
does not care
oh you guys can start this gonna wrap
this game up first and see what time it
is and then I could join potentially if
if there's time. Thank you, thank you.
I've heard of Warriors' Lages of Troy. No, I'm not.
353.
So what's the point of even, is it just to have a different pass or what?
Yeah, I don't see the point at all of pushing these statues. Wait, circle? Wait, what the fuck?
All right, whatever. Dot is the worst, guys. Greek Spartan game. Oh, I don't know, never.
Oh you need the heads for these gates it doesn't work with rocks all right
Alright, fair enough.
Ah!
Shadow of Rome?
Is that the- that game is like stealth, right, doesn't it?
Oh, there's a guard break.
No?
Man, what am I thinking of?
I said it was like a very stealth game.
Hey you!
Don't let him across!
how can he parry me how can he grab how can he take my grab when all I have when I stunned
Damn.
How can he grab?
The line just doesn't give a fuck at all.
Y'all hall makes three years, think about it.
But I like how they sometimes do 180 and die.
Oh my god my health.
Just die until death.
Thanks.
I take that by like 6-6 also.
Thank you guys.
I gotta get the El-Gal, the El-Do-Gal.
soul code that is here do not failure you I didn't expect my savior would be so
strong can't yeah no I'm gonna get bells revenge repeatedly with his own weapon
yeah this sounds good let's get bells revenge and then we got it well they
I don't have Bell's Gambit if you want that.
Uh, what else? There's Monkey Slam.
I think these are all with, uh, Shield.
Pretty sure. Maybe there's some fun two-handed ones.
I mean, you have King's Execution, Custian, I mean, Half.
Stygian, Skewer.
That's kind of funny.
Yeah, it's kind of fun stuff here.
i like it slayers blades on shit
Or I'll stand here. I'll get the L-Delga real quick.
Oi-oi! And Waffle thinks it annoyed! Thank you!
2D running on my Contras!
Pretty thanks for looking at my KVSGO chain staff!
I've never heard of it. I mean, Contra is really cool though.
Though I've never finished it, I think.
Keep standing over there? That's how heirs got banned, by the way.
Which doesn't like when you do that. You go AFK on it naked messin' games.
I'll be right back real quick.
What are you doing?
6,767,676,767
hands up my banana is very
Wow, there's a Zooka, like 77.
Oh, me, I go hell. Thanks for the...
6-7, 6-7, and Saurax thinks it's a beach buff, beach, beach buff.
Please ban me.
Yeah, I've lied.
Get down from there.
I mean, you want your weapon.
Tide.
Makes us smoothies of your bananas?
Yes, true. Smoothies are great.
If there's time, I could join for some lethal company later.
But I don't want to go too late.
I
They're killing the women up there in the case
But my orbs
No, I wouldn't mind playing more cry, I liked it.
Dude, I swear air combos in this is like impossible to pull off.
Or on your calls, and I haven't figured it out.
Yeah?
Watch out for this.
Wait a minute into an attack and insta-kick and insta-
Another one! Damn, Zalinda's stress!
me with your love okay damn this is ancient beyond years this looks like a puzzle
I can't control it
Yeah, we need something first some poles or some shit, I guess
There's the entrance hmm and what do we have here, huh?
I need to get up there okay
This game is not on PS1, it's only Xbox and PS3.
These towers harness the wind.
Okay, can you stop it there or do I have to like, like go or... okay, I'm just gonna
keep spinning I guess.
Oh, he- Oh wait, what?
But I can't move the pipes.
Okay, it's not even a puzzle. It's just a quick time event.
Alright, I did it. Next.
Next!
my controller yeah PlayStation controller right here the second tower is
ready now all good
surprising missus game I can I never played it back in the day either I only
only play the demo. Pull out arrow. This is PS3. A PS2 game never looks like this one.
There's no escape. Yeah, PS3 and Xbox. Where's the 360?
Fucking hell, he's hard to- what? He's harder to kill when he doesn't have a weapon.
I've never played the Spartan Total Warrior.
Wasn't there like a Gladiator Arena roguelike game that came out?
I don't remember.
Well, it was Early Access.
What was that one called?
It has like really good reviews.
Bloodgrounds, Domina.
Let me check real fast.
swords and sandals well I don't think it's that yeah no it's not this yeah we
who are about to die that's the one thank you yeah this one how is this one
still early access maybe this is not roguelite or whatever I don't know what
type of game this is. It looks kind of cool though. Is it all fun? Yeah? This is something
I'd love to try at some point. Wait, I'd certainly access, no rush. No, I never played
shot of Rome either I played rise son of Rome yeah I play that one
Yoink!
No weapon for- wait does he grow in size when you- when you disarm him? Or am I crazy? I'm probably crazy, right?
Chop! Chop! Chop!
Come here.
I need to molster my uppercut. Come here.
Thank you.
Oh, Shadow Romy has two characters. Yeah, that's one to have stealth, yeah.
Yeah, that's true. It is better than the original God of War. Yes, absolutely.
Suzuki, thanks, Seventy-Savo. Thank you.
I never saw the Conan movie with Arnold, no.
Gula, like 7 months, thank you.
I've seen a bunch of movies okay tons of movies all right next one we're buying is it
you're like monk hold a small enemy by the neck then slam him to the ground I mean that sounds
fun it also costs 700 these are throws here I like the throws they're fun
monkey slam
Oh, yeah, but you need a shield for it.
Oh, I shouldn't have bought that.
You need shields for it.
And shields are like, only I got rare, I feel.
I haven't seen Velocipus door in a while.
I like how his leg breaks there during that animation.
Oh, shield!
I
Usually just gave up
We didn't fight you the switch mountain with both shoulders or Conan me
How would I beat Conan? Maybe he's ticklish.
Oh. How about Oni? No. Conan would make you a maiden. No. No, he wouldn't.
All my-
Fucking hell.
Yep, mine is one.
Okay.
Where does this face me?
Stop, I live it!
They do not die now.
Hey, you!
Give me some health.
saw you're both mine but not both at the same time please I'm scared
Oh wait, I'm back here. That wasn't too bad.
RANDOR WHAT UP RUBA THINKS TOWN I RANDOR THINKS SEVEN AS FINE OF THAT THINKS FORTY-NINE
dude no no I never played at Shinobito you know me shinobi
I
Fucking are chars
You scratch like a child you scratch like a child
Scrap oh, yeah, scrap she don't be the way of the ninja. No never play
They're playing obscure to dude obscure was so fun to stream is there three obscures or is it to
two
I
Never do pleasure that get yeah with the DLCs yeah, I'm in kind of get out of my way
I'll kill you!
Okay, this is pain.
E!
Dead.
Nice.
Dead.
One less dog in the streets.
Okay, it's alright. I'm cooking.
Thank you. Okay, okay. I can't move. I can't fucking move.
okay you then come on stop doing that move it's cheating am I dead here okay
can I attack okay
My mint mint
No, yeah, dude these shield guys are so
Get out of my way
She serves the elephant job
Why can't I suplex these guys, it's so cheating.
I should be allowed to suplex them.
Break.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay, that's good.
I'm cooking.
I'll kill you
Okay
Break the shield
can I suplex that ass no you can't suplex these guys stop I play the game I'm
playing the game yes hyper armor yes yes yes yes yes she serves the elephant
God.
Dude!
Die, player.
Give me this.
Oh, okay.
That's all right.
It's okay.
Beat this guy.
Dice.
Slice.
Okay, beat this guy.
Beat this guy.
Get the big weapon.
Smash, smash, smash.
Be
Oh, even when you're stunned these enemies are so cheap
And then okay, okay
I will I dare and can I play oh my god
I mean I D but it's 47
Get out of my way
She serves the
What
Come on, build up the meter. Build up the meter instead. Fuck it.
How old is this game? Uh...
I'm not sure.
Okay, just get rid of this, bait this guy, kill him, get some health.
If player attacks equals enemy, attack first.
I'll kill you!
Fuck you.
27 give me that mona
I
No
Hey Kaiser you're 35 today. Yo happy birthday, dude
Hope you have a good 35
Okay.
Dude, his leg gets so broken there, it's insane.
I wish there was more bone crunching in this game, though.
There's no bone crunching sound effect at all.
Fuck yeah, finally, that took way too long.
Princess I'm coming
Looks all things the 82 or anything's 46. Thank you
He's come for her
I'll do it imagine a game like this, but we'd see you know that would be so sick
See you know like slashing up everybody and going
YEEEAH!
That'd be super tight.
What the? Troll!
What is happening is he alright?
That was easy.
Yeah, I'm chill yeah, I'm on my way all right
Amazing climate animation
This is where Chris got his inspiration from.
Did I get it?
I'm gonna have to redo them.
No, I gotta redo them.
Well there she is, but I'm gonna continue over here to see if there was anything.
I'm coming. What was her name? I don't remember. Let's call her Zeno.
The woman is ours.
We lost your hides! Come any closer and I'll kick your teeth in!
Let her go!
BOSS!
Oh no, this is her health bar, okay.
Akana!
The woman is our sacrifice.
Leave her!
I'm here, Akana.
What? Oh.
Oh my god!
Yeah, there's only one now. We're good.
We're good.
So OP.
Oh, was that her? That scream?
Sounded like a completely different voice actor.
What is this attack?
He's monkeying around.
One less dog in the streets.
Okay, yeah, I see the all dude don't worry about it
600!
Oh!
Um...
Hmm...
Monkey slam!
Hold a small enemy by the neck.
Yeah...
Yeah, we do that one.
We get Monkey slam.
This is a different monkey.
I think I've seen the pines, yeah, I saw you there.
uh... i believe that was on my wishlist
that black file can't be good
think that's the game trying to tell me i should not step
in it
No more death in this game now.
Okay, leave me alone.
Okay, then move back.
Okay, break him. Break his spirit. Come on. You and me. You and me. No, only the guy
with no helmet. Many and all you!
Hellvette, I thought he did the other one.
Yes.
Well, there are some combos that become unblockable when mastered, oh shit, I gotta ask.
Yeah, a bit of it, a bit of it, a bit of it, it's like a fucking hell.
The shield guys are the most annoying thing ever and then I got to kill the monkeys again.
Follow the beasts.
We're gonna play this game over. Can we watch the monkey?
We're gonna watch the floor crash.
Yes, easily.
I don't know if it depends on what time it is when I'm done with this game.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh
I don't know what to do with this.
Can't be good. No new moustache 4 is the only one which I haven't played. I really look forward to the new one though
It looks amazing
Okay, don't choke now
Holy that's how hard that was
I
Master
Nice what does master and uppercut do probably nothing?
Oh you get some health bonus. Yeah, okay
I
Can get the this?
Monkey slam yeah, and then a surfer throw
Oh, no, what a blockers
I'm going to see it, okay I have OP stone again.
No plans for Captain Blood, no.
Well, if I play it, it will be a normal difficulty, because fuck hard.
Oh!
Damn, so.
Let me repay you.
Okay. I mean...
was there another path to go off?
Yeah, there was to go up there.
Maybe there's another damsel there.
Yo, coffee, thanks for your anniversary, dude!
Wait, I have two monorails. Oh, there's a damsel!
Holy!
I'm on my way to
She knows what she's doing.
fuck! let me play!
im not dying to this guy that will be embarassing
this guy is destroyed
How does he always attack me for me, every time, even if I parry
even if I and then I spawn back here
I do get to save me and say that's true.
this attack is also so
That's a good attack.
I'm losing in a kids game.
I can't hit the giant monkey.
new job I'm fuming I'm not on journey I'm on hard that black vial can't be good
You come back for more?
Bastards!
Wait, where's the fourth enemy?
There's supposed to be four.
Go up here.
Alright, go up here.
I hate this attack.
Over here!
You saved me sure did 900 oh yeah I haven't bought this one now dude spinning death is
1200. That's crazy. Must be big AoE.
Oh, I think the heavy two-hander can't be blocked.
They never blocked this.
It's probably not blocked- oh, sick.
It's probably not blockable.
Yes, okay.
Hey, you.
So, it is on 87 dude, thank you.
Two years ago, I was planning to get my ass up and get into shape.
25 kilo since then yesterday I probably finished my first marathon
Yo, Sgt. Fucking incredible, dude
Absolutely amazing
Thank you for the 87 dude
10k marathon
Double monkey, come here. Come here. You too, come here. Both of you, come here. Both,
I say, both. When I say both, I want both. Come on, both here. Both here, please.
Yeah
All right, I'm locked in I should get some mono now go back and get the mono
Is that full mono? Okay, thank you.
He drank from monkey's chamber, but dude Conan doesn't care. He needs all
them calories. Keep his muscles man. Maybe it's a protein drink.
He burns 40k calories a second, yeah.
this attack. Damn, that deals a lot of damage. Damn souls? Damn souls here? Damn souls?
Oh, there's a mono increase.
I got like a team of blades of chaos.
Okay there's one there, gotta find the others.
Playing this, Ricku.
I wanna finish it.
Blades of Lidl?
Yeah!
Chest!
Yeah.
I should probably not save my mana for the next Conan game.
They just use it on these single monkeys.
There's another blue.
Damsil
Well Kona's used to imagine because of his armor, right? He's got these like bracelets
Yeah
I'm sorry.
solid solid yeah I'm gone tomorrow yeah okay where am I now is the last one of
here
Viking's about for last card?
No!
Never heard of it.
A PS3?
Is it a hack-ins-line?
Invisible fighting game?
No plans, too.
Oh, it's by Alien Isolation Studio. What does that studio do now, anyways?
Oh, they do total war games now.
There's the last one.
more. Nice. Let's get him. Dead. 900? Oh, I can get the next.
Super throw and then you have a spinning death for 1200 nice jumpstrap just like my
my Elven Rig playthrough. True, true.
Oh, we won't worry.
What? But if I kill you all, I will get in there.
Or I could just run in there and skip you all.
Nice. Oh, that's double mono now.
One less dog in the streets.
So OP this move, holy shit.
No!
No, that's a lot of rocks
Conan, yeah, I'm on my way, all right, yeah, I'm on my way, I'm busy here
Ha! Yeah, there's gonna be more ladies, I'm sure. This was a huge xp level. I'm here.
Okay, what gimmicks do I need to learn?
Jump, okay.
Throw rock deals a lot of damage.
Okay, it doesn't deal any damage now, I guess.
What?
Okay, yes.
Oh, no.
of
so easy game
Okay.
Help, help, help.
Let me climb.
This is a gimmick.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm sorry.
Conan!
Oh, man, please save me.
But now I'm gonna trigger things to 81.
That was good.
Man, I still directed the rocks.
How was it good, you know?
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay, am I supposed to like bring a rock here and jump off maybe?
Oh wait, what?
X?
Um, ohhhh, okay.
Right
Next this fight should be easy as long as I don't get hit by gimmick rocks over here
Nice.
Alright, next.
What?
Okay.
I'm going to start off by killing this guy.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
I wonder how you avoid that maybe you just jump probably just jump all right nice jobs
That's one.
Ha!
Be bold.
No cool finisher now.
Oh.
You come back for more.
I mean he kinda seems to have the same boobs as before.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah, this is emulator
Yes! Hee-Bong! I think I caught it.
Question mark?
Okay.
But what? Did I need that thing? No?
I think 66 the name of that excellent like with a cute cat the floor above I believe it
was called do the thing
enough. Do the head smash. Do the head smash.
Next tusk, next tusk.
What?
Tusk?
Wait, don't tell me I was supposed to get the other tusk and do something because that just rags all the way.
I'll question mark I make space
No random rocks.
Don't die.
I'm gonna redo this damn fight.
I've definitely fought harder bosses.
No.
Do the thing, Elephant.
No.
I refuse to redo this damn fight.
I don't refuse, but I would love to.
Okay, yes good catch
Don't get hit by
But but nay
Okay, did I win please
That looks like a win
Any standing in the, you know, yes, demons layer.
You are Felix Barbera.
New armor.
Graven had become stronger than any wizard, but it was not enough.
He wanted more.
He craved immortality, and he would have it no matter what.
He slaughtered his children so that he may live, but not all of his children died.
She's the daughter of Craven.
Oh, all right.
The twists and turns in this story is crazy.
He set sail once again for Stitchy.
Someone there was searching for Conan's enchanted armor.
I kind of prayed it was Graven.
Graven.
She meant to find him so that he could take his horses.
Is she the only woman to wear a top in this game?
She is, yeah, thus far.
Now I can try my new stuff.
Surely there's like pleb enemies here.
What is Elephant's chain that laid the up?
His thumbs be too far for that.
something fishy going on it wasn't the elephant it was the tribe or whatever
that did it but we killed him
Yeah, it's barbarian games arc now.
Oh, the speedruns skip.
Wait, I have three mana now.
more OP. More rage. Come on, Conan, get your back into it.
Dude, I would love to play it on this inferno again.
That game is so sick, it's so good.
Beating this first, you mean?
I'm gonna see.
I have a new spell now, let's try it.
Did that just instakill? Oh, it cost 2 mana. Oh, it's very strong though. That's insanely
powerful.
What about monkey slam?
Joke slam!
My blade hurts.
What?
You can't do that.
I'm cold man.
Sick.
I
Bring some Persian water within I stand alone
Yeah, that would be fun to replay those games. There's three right or is it two?
Why are they beaming?
Death and destruction. Burn this village! Burn it to the ground!
Chop! Chop!
Now can I get this chest? Thank you.
I have two Thrones of Gods my playing background. Yeah, I remember.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I remember.
Ahhhh. Stand alone.
This is a tight game, Master.
I don't think they've ever been as scared of a game entity as of the Hawkeye.
Yeah, that guy's creepy.
It's true.
I'm going to check over here first and good thing as it is, oh is this like the way back
later probably thousand XP we need a 1200 and we learned the mega monkey throw
after sense of time they tried to switch it back or after we're within they
try to switch it back to late back finish style sense of time in the third
game out for the fan. Oh, did he give back glass for where we're within?
Yeah, this is PS3 and uh, it's books.
Oh, hi.
Oops.
Oh, come on.
of
I couldn't play war with him for years because no one in family knew what hold meant.
Oh, I see you know how to break the door originally 30 game was called kindred blades it was edgy
darker and more like war with him but they made it like a first game like oh really yeah
I should have kept that edgy.
Unless it's me.
I like how there's just no sound effects for the uh...
Yeah, everyone just has a parry for this man.
Choke slam.
Okay.
Yeah, you can do that.
I can do this.
The fuck?
Can I get in here?
Oh?
hi
I'm still here, Savaria. I'm still here. Just co-nitting it up. I'll need some fire
for this. I'm still here. Oh shit, we gotta go.
Nothing else more to burn here
Now for the other ship
Okay, I gotta replay walking to Destiny's Rick route
Oh, yeah, I never did the right route. That's actually true. I do need to do that.
the water effects too good true final okay that's true I might that would
actually be kind of sick though maybe I should replay that but do Rick routes
and Rick's route instead that's actually a good idea I'll be down to do that
spinning death okay and then you hold it well the most expensive ability I've
seen in this game. Nice.
Any juicy two anders now? Yeah, we got some stuff.
Yeah, give me a pleb.
Okay, hold it.
Let me cook.
I could just do this.
This is so strong everyone just insta dies from it
Okay tough
Well, it's easy mode now
Ain't no cheats here. I got to work hard for the mona
Wait you can actually destroy this
Why does this look destroyable?
Am I crazy?
Maybe not.
It might be a maiden in distress.
This is not playing Lethal Company alone, they're a whole group.
This is PS3 and Xbox Game Blood and Moarch.
Hey, you-
Thanks 34 Brad. Thank you
Yeah, it's caffeine I remember I was thinking maybe that rock is something like that
Oh fuck yeah, this is awesome. Wait, how long can I do this for almost forever?
This builds so much meter too yo
This is strong as hell
Let me death death kill let me oh my god the okie
You die all right, I know I can parry kill you
Okay, that's a guard break. Oh, there.
Suh, suh, suh.
What a feel. Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel,
So cute.
Pretty much Baroneath, pretty much.
Give me this.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, I'm high for Soros, dude.
I mean Returnal was pretty cool. I just wasn't a huge fan of his story. That's kind of a game. I should replay though
Second ship 500 hmm anything here that I should get or just go to Andy. I mean there's gambit I guess
shield slayer. That's with a shield. No cool bonus on these
monasteries. Oh wait, Returnal got cool DLC roguelike tower progression mode?
Oh
This grabs an enemy shield that could be really good
Right like these bloody crowns and shit
600 I'm gonna play for that multiple. Yeah
without yarning games cool site I'm winning cuz I got OP moves now wait my
controls are all fucked up from that what the hell
No, my controls!
Ah!
Won't stop me from throwing though.
fuck you damn soul
Please, help me!
Yo, Ibrona is like 67, man. Thank you.
I don't expect my savior to be so strong.
Now we can buy the other one. Um, let's see here, the two-handed.
And then the bloody crown boom-boom-boom-boom. Yeah
We need a two-handed weapon for this. I have a garment for running. Yeah, nine six five
But don't don't get that one unless you're like super big into hiking. You need the map feature. It's not worth it
Get the two six five. It's exact same except it doesn't have the map feature and it's like way cheaper
Let prom judge you
No
No.
Hmm.
No.
You first.
no you first come here my steel there Conan
Any damn souls in here?
Who does he think he is?
He's insane!
What? He's low crushing me every time.
Fuck you.
Die you cur!
Hiya ya, I need a fire.
No fire?
There is a lot to go around now delusion but I want to finish this first oh
Shit one of these fuck. I have no mon either any mon up here
And the video is gonna buy Dell chat. We're heading into dystopia. Wait, Dell is still around. I didn't even know that I
Think I don't think I knew that
I just checked that option in the settings
In the emulator's auction, but it didn't immediately get rid of it. I had to get to the next stage so the
Shaders got like redone and then it disappeared
I've nothing to throw here
I have a plan
Nice, now it's free.
Sick!
I'm gonna choke slam your ass.
Oh, you died.
Alright, we have a new move with this.
What was it?
I think it's just square, square, circle. Yeah, yeah.
Asuromaru, thanks 51, thank you.
And mana. Is it full mana, or is it two bars?
Oh, it's one bar. Wow. Way to cheap out.
Torch.
Okay.
Yeah, I think Alien Hunting Game is more fun.
I'm kinda like...
I feel a bit burnt out on Lethal Company.
I think.
I mean, we're using a mod to like, change everything.
There! In that spire, the treasure must be there!
It's ours for the taking.
fuck yeah
I won't be an alien game today
oh sick starting screen
hey you
Brawlzix tier 241 if I can hear
Bust!
It's hours for the...
Mungrel!
Zul!
Yeah, take that ground
oh
nice
comes on you lad's group with nems daily and rowan right
Stop!
Jokeslam!
You're still alive
Bowl birds wait new enemy holy
That bird just scream
bird from here
it's ragdoll time
ZOOOOOO
I'll definitely play Couture like in the future Swisher, yeah yeah yeah, not this week though.
follow lanebothx52
thank you dude
cootor
yeah i probably require a lot of people for that delusional
one
one man lives
no that was your foot
We're not fire.
Give me this.
Oh, you butt their head off with that.
Oos!
Oh, they also get stunned, yeah.
That's tight.
Why?
Because we're shooting asses with them on the Cromkast video?
Yeah, I know, I heard.
I haven't watched a video, just a little bit.
Oh fuck.
My health!
I haven't died in forever, and I'm gonna keep it that way.
over here
Oh, it's in here.
Next one is inside, okay.
I'm not getting in this way.
Yeah, but we're getting this for more rage.
Oh, I'm healing.
Conan Exiles server without- Conan Exiles actually seems like it's pretty fun.
It's very arc-ish, isn't it?
Dong simulator. Yeah, true, true.
Fun and better than arc. Oh, that's sick.
Wings, lizards, she's proud to live, fucking all these guys have a lot of health.
Ah, yeah!
Oh, okay.
A thousand. Um, alright, we'll get the next part.
After the headbutt, it's Bloody Crown.
Nice.
Finishing vertical strike, I can cleave an enemy in half.
And then we have Gem Cutter now.
Groin Kick.
Lowest No Life the hell out of, uh, Corn Exiles.
Yeah, cause you just rent the server, I guess.
Just like R.
Why are you guys so tanky?
Oh, nice.
Why am I glitching yeah, they don't these enemies don't even do anything
anything. They're just, they're, yeah, they're just target dummies.
Sam, thanks 57. Thank you, lololimbo, thanks 52.
Hold on.
No, I'm not killing you.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's something to the left here.
Yeah, is it a damsel?
Cursed worms.
Come on, shut up.
So damsel?
Hmm? I missed it.
Cover for the better, right?
What?!
Huh?
Oh, good luck.
Should be easy.
Any damsels?
Okay, I'm supposed to go this way.
Maybe damsel in here.
Damsels?
Oh, damsel!
Please, help me!
No comments?
No, no, no. Everyone, come here.
Come here. Come here.
Everybody. I'm gathering everybody out.
buddy out come on it's death and destruction time it's true death mob
massacre achievements wow
I'm gonna go get my Mona back
Oh, they got impaled on the spikes, tight.
The elderly movies are production and GRM is producing it.
He flushes, but wait, is he actually producing it?
Is that confirmed?
This guy is glitched.
Oh, of course they do kick.
Why would they not?
Oh!
I'm playing for a moment. I can't yeah
So all that's an insane move
What was that?
I did play the Pragmata demo, I like, because I didn't super like the look of it, but then
I tested it and I really liked the, I liked the game.
I wanted to give it a shot.
And the gameplay is actually surprisingly fun.
DAAAHHH!
Damn you!
DAAAHHH!
That's a crazy good move!
Jesus Christ.
There's a tookie out next to town, thank you.
Don't leave me here to die!
Damsel!
Don't worry, Damsel, I got this.
Help!
I'm glitching on the-
You're not worth my time.
You saved me.
Yeah.
This theory that pregnant thought is secretly mega man game what's why would
What?
Don't like Blade Runner? Never seen it.
Fuck, I'm not gonna get there.
This guy's not gonna die.
Oh he did, nice.
Oh my controls!
Ah!
Oh I gotta make an execution somehow.
I've never seen Kung Fu Hustle, no.
I got you. I got you. Okay. Oh my god, double dance. I won't trust.
Our control is like reverse, though it's fucked.
Crack your body.
Over here!
Crack his skull!
Woo!
Uppercut!
Damn!
I
Alright
1500 what do I buy okay?
Yeah, I've seen Lord of the Rings trilogy extended. I hear gems cutter a groin kick and they have King's execution
finishing vertical strike that cuts the enemy in half a thousand damn and then
I can unlock all these after that but you need a lot of stuff yeah slayers blade
something was being seen because you need all of these moves before it that's
crazy
Actually, you don't, you know.
All right, gem cutter, a groin kick.
Oh.
No, no, no, give me my sword.
What?
Oh.
Oh fuck I have no mana for this room. Yikes.
Went fine.
Monomonomonomonomonomonomonomonomonomonomonomonon
Oh
CharaFundfun new game to play what are you guys playing these days? What did you find R&D? Well, you don't have to say I guess
This guy is not this guy!
This is not this guy!
Not this guy!
Oh, can I froze you? Yes. Die. Come here.
You find the autocollows? Which is any silk song? Oh.
Yeah, her they're men. Prophet, thanks 57!
What evil is this? It's my sword to your forehead
One less dog in the streets
Banking for fools looks really good at this
us. Mona? Can I get Mona here? There is a Mona refill. Wait, damsel! He's beaming.
Dude, this move is too good. It's too fun. Oh my god, it's so good. Mona? Yes, die.
I will all double damsel
No, don't leave me here to die don't worry
No, don't throw that!
I'm lighting him a fire.
What?
No.
what okay sure my clothes where my clothes
take me and crush me with your love
King's Execution, that's after the groin kick, and then we have Stygian's Skewer.
These moves are super expensive.
Oh, that follows up into that, okay.
Fucking hell, that's rough.
Another monobar?
Yeah, this is- this is- this is OP now.
I haven't died in forever, I feel.
And full mona
My moves are like too strong now, okay, they just kill immediately that vertical chop is insane
You want to play Tekken but that game sucks dick now?
Yeah!
Yeah.
Did not hear good things about season 3.
I hope I'm taking 7 I guess, yeah.
I
Wings I'm not fighting these
Damn so I'll knock you from the sky
He's so strong
Oh, hi, uh, don't use mama here.
This is fine.
Oh, it doesn't mean stick kill.
I'm gonna jump on triangle now.
What the f-?
Dead.
Okay, I'm gonna groin kick.
Die!
Fucking hell, that's rough.
Did I play Romans of the Deadman?
Yeah, but I flushed it.
It was just, it was, oh my God, it was a lot of a...
Where'd my sword go?
It was a lot of particle effects.
But it was a pretty cool game, though.
I chewed it, right?
I just chewed it now.
Yeah
God take him out
I'll please your skull to the teeth no
Choke slam
You're the cut of my steel.
Can I get your weapon?
That should end your miserable life.
Not that.
This.
Thank you.
I am invited to lads.
Ow!
Fuck this enemy.
dog
no
What?
Tchuted in Hindi means saved, as in money not spent.
I was thinking just like through the chutes, you know, okay
Yeah, I'm playing replaced on Wednesday
Zoo
Wait a minute
No, I'm bad from lads yet over
No, don't no pop it fucking do it
I thought she was like a male
Your name means nothing to me give me my armor
I have a message for your woman
She will learn only of your death
Okay, can I get a heal first?
Thanks.
What the f-
Okay, that's unbelievable.
I think you can jump that.
DIE!
Yeah, you can jump that. Nice.
That's a crazy um... yeah.
Oh, okay.
Is she T-posing?
I think she's T-posing or something.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, ads.
Okay.
What?
Okay, what?
Fucking lasers
Okay, should we do the same shit again or what?
Looks like it.
Fuck.
fuck
what the fuck
what wait gimmicks okay now you got a
jump well we're gonna hear this again
oh I get a checkpoint here sounds like
Cards man it does. Oh, you ripped my health
This is ps3 and X books
what okay yeah stay away from that laser just stay over here
Okay, nice. Let's go, full health.
Die!
I'll destroy your entrails!
Caut.
No.
I'm going to get raided soon.
Fuck.
fuck!
T?
okay
oh we should have gotten a new checkpoint now
Oh, shit.
Not a laser.
Okay, just stay over here.
Okay.
You guys are not healthy.
fucking zombie hyper armor
I saw this fuck this lay sore
This lay sore
This zombie!
Do the adds are way harder than the boss!
Wait, what the fuck just happened to my health?
Give me health, give me health, give me health.
Give me health please.
More health, more health.
Yes, thank you.
Watch out for laser now.
Okay, we're good.
Yes, let's go.
She better have a sick death animation.
Oh, it's taught.
Question mark.
I'll cut you, witch.
I'm- I'm aura-farming towards her.
You.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh.
No, yeah, I'm not.
Okay.
Oh, I got a jump on the,
I didn't realize this was ticking my health.
Okay, I'm dumb, but.
Oh, new yard slide.
Cut her head off!
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh yeah!
Snake turn.
That was a good death scene.
And now we got the body armor.
And as judge and jury, it would be his brother, Calden.
He used the ancient magic to lock the wizard in his stony cell.
Graven's power had become his prism.
Damn you, Calden!
I am going to kill you!
Morama, what else did you find?
It does not matter.
Tell me, who is this wizard, Calden?
He's the man who raised me. The man who saved me from Graven.
Do you know where to find him?
Of course, he lives in Argos.
Take me to him.
This finish of my Crimson Desert 100% playthrough, 261 hours.
Fucking A.
Jesus.
Y'all congrats, Comet Roos.
Comet other hoos.
Aaaaaaah!
I have Valorothic 17.
I'm gonna get a reef in my water real quick, holo.
you
That's a wing.
Okay, insane. Oh, we have a new spell, birds. Epic soundtrack in this new stage. Hold up,
I want to see I feel like
This part goes real hard. Yeah, damsel
I need a two-handed weapon
Let's see what where is it? How much was it?
1700 Stygian skewer. No 1.1. Then there's meat that finishing strike that sends a shocker damages other enemies. I
Mean that sounds really good
How's it get that?
Is this McGord on?
Yeah
Good old make pencil things the 111. Thank you
Yeah, I'm not fighting no filthy lizards these guys are fucking annoying
I'm out of here they don't even attack they're literally just flying target
dummies well they do attack but it's scuffed
ow
they get us for the 111 dude that is a long ass time
I hope the new God of War or the Frey game or whatever that Mr. Ballrog is working on
is gonna have it brutal execution.
Oh yes!
Fuck yeah!
Wow.
Yeah, there's rumors that he's working on one soon I
Love screen shake
Yeah fray, no, whatever like, you know
Probably a farming sim
No...
Faye, yeah, Faye.
Hmm...
Me, Thedos, Han, that's what we need, alright.
Hello?
Paul Driver!
wait you don't die to a pall driver? that's illegal
this game was so fucking good and on max difficulties are you sure this game
You must be fucking pain on max difficulty.
Don't work?
No?
Yeah, the camera's on long, it's like, this game is literally just Tamagotam work, pretty
much.
If God of War was good, holy!
I'll try this new move
Okay, it costs two and a half mono
My question is why the hell would you use that over the meteor rain?
Maybe it's good on bosses.
Groin Kick!
And I guess it follows you so it would be really strong.
Oh, I see, there is something here.
Any fire. Uh, there's a monoprey there, which is huge.
Oh, maybe I can just...
...destroy it with this.
Yeah, this is like a Captain Blood-like, yeah, true.
Should have had that in my title instead.
Nice!
Fuck it.
One's over there.
Leave me alone.
I'm doing mana stuff.
Okay, I don't think I can get to those yet.
We gotta get to them later.
Everyone first
Fuck you
The sound effects are so ass.
I play these games because I want to.
That's it.
I know it might be hard to understand, but people have different opinions about games.
And I happen to like these types of games, so...
Oh!
Huh. Alright. Chill.
Wait, that's the mono one on the other side.
Games like these have sold now is just a product.
TRUTHHHH!
He's speaking the truth!
S.M.H. you're just like a pillion planet.
That right, yeah. True.
How the hell do I get in here?
Oh, I obviously got to use the balista, yeah.
I'd take it, Coffiney.
I grew up with this shit, man. I love this stuff.
I mean, I never played this game, but...
Yeah.
suck! I am not cracking see there it is
wait it's not here where's the damn mona thing oh it's up here isn't it yeah it
is okay
No, I gotta do the one on the outside first. Let me find this one up here first.
What is this bouldering noise?
Oh, is it all the way up there?
Severus, Blade of Darkness? I've played it. I game sick.
What the fuck?
Oh god, gimmicks.
I got my own gimmicks.
That's right.
Nice, Lepa.
I heard so.
See, I've had a lot of fun slicing people in half in Conan.
I wanted you to know that too.
Wait, you guys are already done?
Oh fuck.
Damn, it's over.
Ah, a few people dived around the car.
Okay, let's see.
Yeah, I guess I should have been there to carry them.
What?
Oh!
I'm literally carry of hell.
Salad made it worse for everyone.
He kept talking about some Lover Lover in the volcano level.
Lover.
Come on, please let me get this.
Dude how fast do you have to be for this?
This is like frame perfect.
Did I get it? Yes, thank you.
Alright.
There is no sprint button.
There is a God of War role-canceling, though.
Obviously, this game has that.
This is God of War, have that.
My sound effects have just stopped working.
also I can't even know this guy's beaming okay why can't I do my follow-up
call my name where am I glitched my dent
This gimmick is stop when can I attack man fuck you
What do you do you do you?
What is this?
That's right.
Okay.
Pull this shit.
Get me out of here.
Thank you.
That's right.
Okay.
Pull this shit.
Get me out of here.
Thank you.
Okay.
wait no no no it's not on a timer is it oh wait okay that's fine just this one's fine
oh I might have shield grab it I still got like attacking for it
oh damsel you saved me sure it is alright we got me that has a hand now the
shockwave and then we got captain's rush quick sweeping slayers blade saw throw
Conan sword spinning for the enemy that actually sounds really good
what
nice sound effect
Okay, this rumbling sound, where's it coming from?
AHHHH!
Okay, at least the rumbling sound is fixed now, thank you.
I'm never gonna land that attack I'm not fighting you guys
Nice.
Okay.
Can I cheat?
Zoom.
No screams, no nothing.
Damn, okay, that's kind of tight. Fuck you, uppercut into the sword? Slice him in half.
Okay, yeah, you can fuck that.
Bump-a-da-dum, bump-a-da-dum, bump-a-da-dum, da-da-dum, bump-a-da-dum, could've been that
song from God of War.
Yeah, where is he?
Okay.
Okay
I am cursed
No, oh these are gonna come alive aren't they? Oh, no, you just gotta push them never mind
Bonk.
Wait, there's a Jason Mimoa coming on the barbarian?
Re-making it was shit. Bell Classico.
Oh
This VA plays Conan's dad tight tight
One, one, okay.
Our worst Christmas special?
Wait, that's a thing?
It's god-awful? Is that old?
One last dog in the streets.
Marial. Ah, okay.
Damn, okay, that new move I unlocked is actually super strong.
Oh, it even launches them so I can instakill these fuckers.
Okay, are they just infinitely spawning from the other side?
What?
Do it!
Oh, okay.
It just throws the chain, what?
I guess he breaks it.
That guy got sent flying.
Oh, wait, I can open this. There's a damsel probably.
I'm coming down so you'll die at the hands of a Samaritan
I
Yo red hair, let me repay you
Kona's most based on your extraordinary physics. Hmm. Maybe you should pay your taxes though
I'm just gonna try to get out of here.
You scram like a child.
Nice double kill.
Fuck these enemies.
He landed out of bounds.
What?
Nah, I'm going.
I don't need it.
No, no, gore.
Leave me alone, please.
one
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
death
of
I'm just fucking out of here.
My blade hurts.
Walking almost by the new move.
Stop blocking.
I love what they let me say.
Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Link it, link it, link it.
This city lies far to the west and they have bought the gates.
Why not stay a while?
Gather your strength.
Haha!
Come on then.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's probably emulator.
The lighting is like fucked.
like fuck I can help you why a ladder no oh I thought you was gonna remove it wait
No, lightning!
Ha!
Okay, that's good.
Yes, disintegrated!
The ladder's so sick though.
Yeah, no problem, Apollo.
Thanks for the flashlight.
No, no leper laughing at you.
Fucking leper laughing at you.
Dumbass, emo.
Ah!
Croken!
Okay, giant squid, just name it Kraken.
Wow, my team made sure are useful.
there's just walking about.
I
Want me to do about it
Okay, I gotta... I'll free you, soldier!
Oh, great.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Covered in ink equals evil.
Apparently, yeah.
Get him Ink equals Evil!
Apparently, yeah!
Hit!
Alright, next.
Oh good, I got this.
This again?
Alright.
Oh, it's both now.
Okay
fuck, stop inking them!
Okay, we're good.
Okay, yeah, got it all good
Okay
Take that.
And before this, this doesn't even work on him.
This fucking course of myth came!
I don't don't agree to that. I fucked up the combo. Just wait for him to do it again.
It's me, it takes it a 40, bro!
No, I didn't even fuck it up! I see it launches me, so I get an air attack.
No, no, no, no! Not like this!
Do the thing!
Are you f-
Ha, ha!
I deserve that victory. I deserve that victory.
1500. Next? Captain's... No! Slayers! Blade saw!
Nice.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck is going on?
Right did they have air attacks there we go meet the dust hand
Slop
I'm going for it all right finish him question mark okay oh
Right.
Oh yeah! That's sick though.
He's not even covered in blood.
Reminder that this game in God of War 3 is on the same console.
That's crazy.
Yeah, this is way better, true.
Okay.
Hey, thanks.
I'll find you in the city. Go. Hey, thanks.
Get out. Stop all the help, Mahan. We're all going to die.
Damsels? My clothes. Where are my clothes?
Wait, what? Is there a damsel?
Oh.
The plague is already upon these men.
My clothes! Where are my clothes?
You won't lead the city alive, Conan!
Shut up.
Wow, okay.
Come here!
Dog!
God damn it. Yo, give me your, uh, sword.
Heh heh.
ZOOOOOO! Give me your sword, give me your sword, give me your sword now.
You can't parry this!
Yeah, give me this shit.
What was the new move? I got, uh...
Yeah, right.
Damn, that's kind of sick though.
That's really sick though.
Bum-ba-da-dum. Bum-ba-da-dum.
Bum-ba-da-dum.
Any music in the life is, yeah, but they're not damn souls though.
Shit during here.
Oh wait, you're not.
No, I'm singing God of War music, not growing up.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
This God of War 3 or Garfield's Guard?
I cannot believe I'm even getting this question though it's surely not serious, right, except
down.
He's a human.
Oh my god.
The f**king ride though.
Oh hi.
Cory wish he could make lasagna.
Cory probably makes the best lasagna, dude.
Let him cook.
Okay, one's over there, one's over there,
one's behind me, all right.
Garfield Car 3, I highly doubt they'll ever
make a Garfield Car 3, considering how the second one
was just 10 steps back from the original
Garfield card fear is racing and that game sucks where's the green am I blind
we're behind here
I'll guard the ship for now and find you later.
Where is the other green?
Is it under this?
Am I blind?
It keeps pointing there.
look it points over here where where wait what oh my god that is oh damn
I'm so
Why is Conan highlighted like Alice about the copy pasted somewhere is I think it might just be like an emulator thing
Are you kidding me? That wasn't fast enough?
How fast do you have to be for this? And then I double. I'm mashed, my bad.
This one's impossible to get, I swear.
Maybe it is a certain order you actually have to do them, and I just never got it.
They never said that in the tutorial though.
You can't be quicker than that. I actually can't.
Okay, I'm gonna go the one furthest back now.
Okay, that's maximum health upgrades apparently. I got an issue
All right cool yeah it might be a
worder it's true and I got it at the
end of the game tight and true
Run for your lives!
Why does my stun move just not work anymore?
Alright, see you guys later.
Shoot it!
That statue may help.
It's him! The Submarian! Die! Parbarians, come! Dippin'!
Maybe I missed the damsel, but we're kind of fine, you know.
We're pretty chillin'.
Oi!
Come here.
Die.
Okay.
death no damsels here man none
I gotta do God of War marathon soon what's the next game after pragmalth I'm
not sure there is any for a while I think it's pretty chill
Oh, is this actual water?
Oh, yeah, saw it-os, yeah, it's saw it-os.
True.
Wait, I'm stuck in a kids game.
Wait, these respawn, clearly I'm supposed to do something.
I thought maybe put out this fire?
I guess I'll die, yeah?
Okay, I'm actually putting it out, you just gotta throw a bunch.
At least I think I am, unless I'm crazy. I'm pretty sure it's less fire now.
Oh, it's definitely less fire.
yeah yeah I civilized men never learn what okay
whatever you say Conan
everyone group up
dog! dog!
I don't believe I would get all the achievements and all the God of Wars, no.
I have all achievements in 2018, Ragnarok in 3, I think.
I'm not live tomorrow, handsome paw.
Does Gaudervor have dancers?
Well, yeah, the old ones do.
I would do the Valkyries, yeah, I would.
They're tight.
Stop spawning!
That awning will help.
That what?
Awning?
Oh, this is awning?
I never heard that.
Yeah, I met your announcement 16.
Yeah, let's go.
I
Morning morning
Black death runs thick on these streets
enjoy guns save some damsels bro go suckle your kittens what you can go
suckle your kittens while you can
Come here then, kittens.
Screw that.
Codem is a discord mod.
Stay there, stay there, come here, come here.
Yeah!
Okay, um, maybe I gotta kill the captain.
The captain.
That should be easy.
Oh!
Healing?
healing funny that ship maybe kiddo's oh I hear damsel damsel
No, Courtney.
Yeah.
Scrapped like a child.
He scrapped like a child.
And I'm lost in a kid's game.
Okay, now what?
Maybe some dual weapon or something.
Yeah, probably.
There's giants crush.
Powerful shocker that sends enemies flying.
1600, that must be insane.
okay
you
alright, he's open now, sick
me?
fear the cut of my steel
hey you
hey yeah
Allow me to lock in
Hold on i'll i'll fix it just let me cook a little bit
One less dog in the streets
Boom triple how's that not an achievement?
Pum-pa-ra-rum, pum-pa-ra-rum, pum-pa-ra-rum, pum-pa-ra-rum, pum-pa-ra-rum, pum-pa-ra-rum, pum-pa-ra-rum,
Okay, moving on.
Oh, I gotta kill them.
My foot in your nuts
Why are they just keep why are they just keep up spawning?
Alright, there we go.
Where's the- yeah, there she is, nice.
Why are you still here?
Go!
Cause I'm locked in.
Thanks.
Thanks, I can buy the move now hold square for captain's rush, and then it's Giants rush
Damn, these are big a we stuff
That's it, okay cool
Articat things that yep 80 like a brawl, wait I can go to the left it might be them so
What?
Why can I go?
Okay, whatever.
I'm not gonna quit.
Okay.
Am I stuck in a kids game?
What's going on?
I see.
We've all
You still played every day this isn't released wait what game not this one right?
My favorite move in this game?
Oh definitely like the splitter.
It's so good.
Alright everyone group up.
Everybody on the same.
Come on, hurry up!
I mean, saving damsel is based, but I'm not sure it's my favorite, man.
Nice.
Please get more shield, guys.
Oh, they're so annoying.
Cause I haven't hit the credit sample, Pete.
Simple ass.
Afan, fucking him, and then I whiff, rip.
And then this dumbass and this- and this-
Fuck you!
And then you live through that, you not allow- and then he does the gimmicks again.
Yeet!
Ah, we're good.
Are you still alive?
Oh, this- yeah, they're both still alive.
Yeah, you can't block that move, can you?
Come on.
Ooh, alright, here we go.
I'm pretty sure this is like the final gauntlet.
I think I'm close to the end.
I think I'm very close to the end.
I mean, I just got the achievement for the last Heliforce grade, too, or a gauntlet
a while ago. Cover me.
Just door opening animation.
Okay.
Save point.
Shit, see there's a 95.
And a heal.
Oh shit.
I'm going to give him the good old.
How can this be? I ran you through on a rock.
I do not die so easily. This time I will finish the job.
What is this a mashing where he's got gimmick lions too
Okay, yikes.
Fuck me, what is this fight?
That's shit.
He only attacks when you press the attack button.
This is so...
Fucked up!
And he's got insane. Okay, it's fine.
I can't guard break.
Okay ditch the two and it's worth
me.
The net is one 24.
Okay, hop your way.
When the fuck can I attack, man?
I can't guard break him either!
Okay, I'm gonna give him the good old Eastern treatment again.
Do something, Pusse?
That's- that's fucking hip-hops!
Okay, you gotta circle the other way.
He whiffs then.
I hate the pulp there!
Oh my god this fucking fight.
Jesus Christ.
Die!
Die, bacteria!
If player attacks equals boss kick.
I mean this works, it's just gonna take a while.
Unless he starts doing the horizontal swings and I'm fucked.
Come on, don't be stuck behind the table.
Where is this- Wait, this table is in this-
Oh, oh, that's a good bait, I guess.
Dude, the moment I attack, he kicks!
It's alright though. Half health. And I can heal more if I need.
Please no gimmicks and please don't have four fucking faces.
That was great, I shouldn't have done that. Only go for three, unless it does the upper cut.
Do the uppercut.
The uppercut is the best thing you can do.
I'm gonna keep running up till he does attacks. I am not attacking first
anymore.
I'm not doing it yes finish him once and for all no no oh what the fuck
Okay, maybe this has an easier move set.
Yeah, it's unblockable, so I can't block it either.
Okay, I did get a checkpoint, and I get full health every time, so that's really good.
Thank you.
I would've been fucking omega painful otherwise.
Okay, um, so I can't block this, right?
I think I'd try, but I wasn't rolled at the same time, so...
That one you just jumped.
Yeah, you get stunned there.
Okay, you know, it's unblockable.
So, when do I attack here?
There must be a better way to do this.
I wonder if there's a gimmick with the water.
Ah, you know what?
I can play the footsies game.
I'll play the footsies game.
And if he does this, I jump, and then I get a combo.
I'm playing the footsies, I'm playing footsies.
It's all about the neutral game.
I'm fucking dead.
The start-up on that is like two frames, man!
Hold up, I gotta go ball-frame.
you
How do I deal with this yeah, where's Colonel Brian at? Yeah, he's this masked guy
Okay, thanks for the 47 garth. I know after that I think I can throw at him
No, he blocks that all right
Now I- okay, I know what to do.
Yeah, I know what to do.
I got him downloaded.
I got him fully downloaded.
This music is going to drive me insane.
I
Fucking die please
Who is your daddy
This is called
you've been looking for this was a demon no a man possessed by graven he wouldn't
let me die he wanted double you Conan wanted me to kill and I did no it's not
your phone.
Sparrow, stay back.
Akana!
Konan.
Damn you, Wizard.
What have you done with her?
Speak!
She is in the shadow now.
You must return to Parrot Isle.
Curse your magic! Tell me how to find her!
Make your way to the well of dreams.
To lead you to Graven.
And to the end of your journey.
Forgive me.
Got the helmet.
Merlith, it's tier two six years! Thank you!
Hey Konjiki, 47 in guard, thanks for the 47 again.
Hey guys.
Alright, the end of the journey.
Let's go.
So what spell did we get from this, huh?
The legendary set, that was every armor piece.
And we got a new spell, probably cost 3 bars.
I'm playing on hard, those games like this, they become a lot longer
you play on hard and difficult days because everything is so much tankier.
Is that a black... oh my god, it's... it eats four mana but it's a black hole that just
kills everything.
Oh, it also lasts forever.
Wow.
Okay.
It still doesn't beat the stone or the meteors because it's too mona-heavy.
You're going to get into black holes now, yeah.
You go no farther!
I think I do, man.
Holy spin!
That guy is a spinner, dude.
I can't wait to see how CBT the final boss is.
Telling me this is not a breakable wall.
Okay
Um
Am I dent or
Oh, maybe maybe you got a push to pillar
No? Maybe this pillar? Oh, see there's no yellow paint in this game man. No, no, no,
no, no. Back then us gamers we didn't need yellow paint and we still don't. All these
zoomers man and all the yellow paint. I'm not live tomorrow webez, it's Tuesday. I tend
do not be live on shows you know a fucking I'm not I don't even need to
fight these I'm just gonna go
Yeah, choose these IKEA days when the weekly IKEA visit.
I mean, it looks like a dank for sure.
I'm pretty sure you can get by most of this game without fighting like...
I mean, yeah, previous days you didn't have to fight a lot, but a lot of stages, I don't
think you need to fight.
You just need to, like, go to the objective like this.
Alright.
I guess I gotta throw one up there, huh?
I don't remember what it said.
It's on my chat notes for sure.
2007, yeah, right.
I'm guessing I'm supposed to like throw it up here or something.
Hmm oh wait damsel
Take me and crush me with your love
Yeah, I'm sticking in skewer we could learn well, yeah, it's Giants crush for waiting for a powerful shockwave. Yeah
Now let's see what we have.
me and crush me with your life.
My black bad balance is 13 bruh, but thank you.
Zoom.
Save.
I could use some more now.
more assassins
I need to get out of here.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
My blade is curved.
Dead.
Ragnos was so s- wait circle, you can counter that.
Oh, sick.
Nice.
Not bad.
Monke, Monke, more Monke.
Sure, let's go Monke.
Can I grab this first?
Thanks.
Any damsel?
Damsel?
No, but flying there is what I do not care about.
I can learn the...
No, it's 1600, I think.
This is very god of war coded, yeah.
Oh.
Oh, I'm not fighting you guys.
Nah.
No spin to win for you.
I'm out.
I'm out of here.
9th in a temple?
Never played it, no.
Do they look like they're in front of the screen, not like on the part?
But-
What the fuck?
Okay, I can't fucking move.
It ripped my health.
Okay.
Okay, so it's one two it's one two
Okay, I made it never fight these they never fight back they have a million health
This game is tight
Oh, I'm speedrunning this fucking stage.
Look at this shit.
Fuck.
Man, we gotta kill them.
Easy.
And then I- how did I miss both monkeys?
question mark
Please die. Yes. Thank you. Nice. Maybe this Captain's Rush deals insane damage. Oh, I
think I can unlock the other one. Yeah, 1600. Ooh, hold triangle. Giant's crush.
Oh, sick! That's an insta-kill? Cool!
What? Wow.
Sick move, dude.
Crazy.
hey monkey
I'll kill you all
Okay
Clio
Maybe if you master this it's a guard break
Oh no, I can't move this fucking enemy dude!
I'm going to level Captain's Rush.
See if you make it unblockable, maybe.
It's not a bad move, you can only get better by mastering it.
I think it's already unblockable.
Die, you coward!
One less dog in the streets!
Fuck you!
They even survived my mega slash!
I'm not the very...
Y'all are kidding me, it takes 94!
Why was it question mark?
Oh, you can counter those two.
Welcome, Wanderer. Tell me what it is you wish to see, and it shall be revealed to you.
Show me Graven.
Look. Look deeply into my waters, Barbarian.
Huh
Okay from
lol
Mastered!
BOOM!
Nice!
What does Captain's Rush do now that it's mastered?
is there anything cool mmm five health orbs sick dude
Rip my health.
Oh, question mark.
Okay, sure. Oh, is this like the final gauntlet?
This sure looks like the final gauntlet.
No, I get the final gauntlet feels.
every game like this had a final dull night Jesus Christ
I should've got some doodle wheel moves, I still can't.
Oh man, could be some good shit, nice.
Uh-oh, oh god.
That's the big ass, fuck.
There's no way, look how far away I am!
If that doesn't dodge it, then how the fuck am I supposed to avoid it?
Maybe jump.
I think you jumped it.
Pretty sure you jumped it.
Wait!
I should get a dual wheel. Dual wheel is actually very strong. The strong attack is crazy good.
of
so easy
Where's my regular sword and why is it using the axe as his regular weapon?
There we go.
Double axe?
I didn't even know he could do that.
We're good now.
As long as I don't get hit by that huge shockwave attack.
Oh, the damage.
Beautiful.
Yeah, we nuke one and hope he doesn't do bad attacks like this.
Huge.
I got big attacks now.
Boom.
attacks now boom boom
I
Shop way this crazy
Now
I
Feel the color my steel
I
Please give us a gimmick.
That pillar better not fucking kick.
And then there's spawns a gimmick enemy.
Hold on.
What is this enemy doing here?
supposed to. Wait I can just ditch? No there's Mona! Mona! Oh! Meet your reign! Let me out,
let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out. Meet your...
Oh, so easy. So easy. All right. What? Take this. Huh? Take this. Take this.
Oh the meteor rain dude tight tight tight tight
God is all
Let me win!
You're just a regular enemy, I'll take you, are you?
He's...
He's still breathing.
Fuck.
Can I skip these?
Because I will.
Woo!
I'm out of this whack joint.
This might have been a bad idea.
Oh, wait, he woke up.
I can go up here, yeah.
So easy game!
Woohoo!
He's got a word marathon?
Yeah, when a month where there's like not too many releases.
This month is megastacked.
Fuck your shield.
That move is so good.
All right push this shit. Let's go Conan. Fuck. I'm then to maxing.
Okay, you know, I jacked up a little bit, fuck it, I'm going this way.
I'm sure there's no damsels here.
healing oh I gotta push this one oh there's a wait there's a that's a rage
upgrade man fuck that also I have meteors come here die now as you die I
I push this.
So easy game.
The game simply isn't that easy.
Wait, why did I push that?
Was there something down here?
Perry kill type.
Oh, there's another pillar there.
Okay.
And another pillar here.
Okay.
Boom.
Uh-oh.
Boom.
Okay.
Getting this health will be worth it.
Okay, getting this health will be worth it
Show for the spin now take your cook counter counter
When can I play the game?
Nice oh
All right, give me all that sweet heels
nice okay and the other ones over there I don't really need this though it's
rage which is like I feel like it's the rage upgrades have been kind of pointless
because it always triggers at the same point anyways and it just drains
everything so what's the point brother
still got to get the left one but I can't get this one yet
Also, I have to be up at 7.30 tomorrow, if she may.
No, boy, no.
Yaaaaaah!
Okay, don't do that.
Don't do anything fancy or anything like that.
Just cook.
That's it.
All you gotta do is cook.
That did not...
Are you f...
Wait!
Circle!
Monk!
Yes!
Wait!
Oh, they killed each other!
This game's so tight, dude.
You may die now.
There's dudes to my left. I ain't going there. Fuck this.
There's also dudes where the upgrade is. Not doing it.
Not for a rage upgrade. Na na na na na na na.
Okay.
Okay, Maulna! Huge! Big gaming. Big g-
Oh my- Okay, that's alright. Just-
I don't have any big sword. I didn't loot it.
okay wake this guy up too and then cook them all cook them all here nice okay
maybe I should probably get a double dual wheel move I guess
I think that final boss in this game is gonna be ultimate CBT.
I'm scared of him.
The barbarian, yeah.
Let's get this shit.
Windmill, yeah, yeah, good shit.
Good stuff.
Savage spin, okay.
Fuck that! Oh, isn't that a wall? Kick it open is probably more not or healing. Or it
could be a chest. Yeah. That's fine. I mean, I just got a checkpoint.
That XP is not worth it.
I mean it's at the end.
I don't really need it.
It's just luxury.
Conan runs for his life.
Just like the movies.
Chug some wine and runs ahead.
Oh my god!
Okay, uh, Mona?
Okay, I'm outta here? I think? I don't know.
Yeah, I'm going! Fuck this!
I'm going, I'm full speed going!
I am s-
Okay.
I think I got to kill this guy. Yeah, yeah, this is the battle arena. Alright, I got this
Weapon tight
Didn't I just learn a dual wheel mood? Oh, I died
This game was 2007.
I'm not even a game, I have no idea what it takes place.
No, nothing gimmick!
Speaking of gimmicks, oh shit, I am so close to Meteor Rain but I do not have it.
What I do have is the big sword, give me this.
okay wait I can go yo fuck that I believe a whole button I roll was the
next upgrade
No, I should have jumped.
oh come this way wait why why why why is this guy spawning okay let me
kill boom now I'm out of here fuck this I'm not fighting you guys
okay don't please please okay run and jump oh okay go go go go go go go go go
Alright we fucking made it.
Razor mixup by the way, that's probably dude.
Alright, let's see what's up.
I'm nervous for the final boss.
I just know it's gonna be ass.
Whoa!
Okay.
Oh, we got some magic here. That's nice.
These enemies are easy though if I have a two-handed weapon, especially.
Yes, give me that.
Oh, this might be a meteor, though.
Oh, Mona! Huge Mona!
Yeah, I'm playing on hard, don't do it.
Huge Mona give me more of that shit heard by the friendo next one for this this game is like three enemies
Give me more now please. You give more now, right?
Nice. We're good. Can we fight these guys now?
No.
We're good now.
I think so. Makes premise a lot. Oh shit, I have no idea dude.
My DS1 hasn't been finished yet.
Good.
Alright, we're good.
oh what is this guy fuck no I needed your mama
damn you I need your mama so I can be
Meteor rain.
Mama, please.
Oh, fuck.
This guy does some, like, dark breaking attacks.
So do I.
And I'm fucking dead because my ass.
Hoot if they say six years are you kidding me? I'm not redoing from here. Nah. Oh
My god this game this game is throwing every bullshit at you in the end. Oh
This is this is God of War's gauntlet times five
And every fucking hit staggers you and you can't fucking block it
Give me the hell thank you give me all that juicy mono now all them online the world
These small little tar guys have like the biggest hyper armor ever and they stacker
you with every hit and you cannot block them.
They fucked you up man!
I need some help here, please.
Nice whiff.
Yeah I want to play the SCP on Steam.
They remade like in the new engine or whatever.
more stable so it doesn't crash like every five minutes nice uh do i have to go kill the ones over
there i don't okay that's good because now i'm gonna meteorate this
okay unfortunately i do not get any mana from that so i don't have any mana for this part coming
up I wish I could aggro these okay just fight these now fuck them up get rid of
that shield and stuff okay this is good this is very good
Okay, that's good.
Next.
Oh, that is some...
Oh, nice.
Oh, that was beautiful.
Fuck yeah, alright.
That should end your miserable life.
Fuck yeah, alright.
Oh, it's because I'm killing with slayers, I think.
It gives you more, nah.
Yeah, it gives you more, nah, and 10 health.
Yo, okay, that's sick.
Is this on Steam?
No.
It's not only on consoles.
Oh, you can emulate it.
Alright, I know what move to spam now if I need health and shit.
Combo over used shit
Hey big Mona huge Mona here
And me leading is fine use your own bios
I think I'm fighting you. Hell nah, I'm outta here. I have some moves to learn. I'm not
sure what to learn though. Maybe there's some good boss killer moves, moves, moves. Wait,
Oh, there's a heavy strike finisher, I don't even know that.
Hey, that could be good.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, thank god!
Oh, wait.
Okay, oh my god.
My heart sank.
My heart fucking sank there.
Oh dude, if I had to redo from the beginning.
Okay, that could be a good boss damage mover, healer, mover.
Alright, get a move on.
You might not have to fight this, just save and get a move on.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, we can just go.
Fuck this!
Yeah, yeah, come on then spawn everybody I don't care spawn everybody and their mom
I see the crack in the wall behind you
like can I hit all three here come on
I'm calling on come on
Wait, where am I?
I can't...
Oh.
Wait.
Oh.
All right.
Group him all up.
All right, group them all up.
If I can.
Yes, give me all of that.
Give me all this juicy stuff.
Give me, give me, give me.
Yes. Come on. Yes. All right, group up. Both of y'all group up.
Alright. What am I doing with this?
What?
Is there an enemy lift?
Wait, the rocks are respawning. I'm supposed to throw them somewhere. Oh, hi.
Boiling Point Road to Hell? Oh yeah, I recognize that name. Boiling Point of Leesbro. Okay,
any other moves to get? Not the skewer, anything else? Nope. Go for the dual wheel then the
Barbarian, the whirlwind, the savage spin, and then we have Black River Rage. The mercenary was awesome.
Okay, little bit confused about what to do here. Oh wait, no I'm not. I think this wall is breakable with a rock.
What?
Wait, that's only a secret? Wait, I'm actually stuck. I don't know. I don't see any climbing
spot. I can't go here. I can't lift anything. I can't go in there. I can't jump up there.
can't go backwards can't go here there's no yellow paint man I'm not supposed to
know am I supposed to remove this rubble with this rock is that it
What?
Hello?
Wait, I can climb this?
They're down. These stones are loose.
I thought that was like a secret room because it was so like off camera
Yeah, I'm starting to think that this game actually doesn't have an ending.
You can't tell it when you're stoned.
That's cheating!
Fuck.
Alright, that's alright.
Morph!
These guys do guard break, so I'm fucked if I get hit here.
You can't play with your scum to the teeth!
He's not used to fighting here.
They will.
Oh, Perry killed him.
But I do have mono to use to kill these, so it's not the end of the world.
The music is like a mosquito in the room at times.
I
Did have his favorite game with DMC
Fucking hell.
Grease me.
Eyes down.
More!
Jesus Christ.
There's been like a final gauntlet five times at this point.
Now I can go.
No, I play golf as a friend no longer go.
Okay, I move.
Okay.
Okay, what's the spell?
Holds me at the wall.
I ain't fi- I'm only fighting if I have to.
Also, I'm supposed to run here, I guess.
Wait, there he is.
Quit dumb supernose, you thought killing death at the start was stupid?
That's like the most badass thing ever!
Graven!
Show yourself!
Come out of your hole and face my blade!
Here we go!
Now this is Graven, baby!
This is the final bad guy!
She's without a father.
Where does she belong?
A father who would kill her, defeat his own bloodlust, you should not resist.
Serve the true gods, and get served me.
The primal gods are angry, Conan.
Angry to see what man has done to their world.
Civilization is a sickness.
I am freeing man from his fetters.
The black death liberates the savage within. Surely you understand this.
This blackness is your cure for civilization? I have no love for corrupt priests and their idols.
But your way is worse by far. Then you shall perish like the others and serve me for eternity in the abyss.
Not the Abyss!
Round the devil for which.
Arr, let's go!
This is it, soldier.
Graven.
What the fuck, alright, let's find out.
You can actually block that.
Yeah, you can just block and punish.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now you got a jump. Okay.
First phase seems very easy.
Okay, that's unblockable. I think he has three moves.
What is he doing?
What the fuck?
That unblockable is only one move.
Punished.
I'm probably better off not using this weapon here.
Yeah, he has three moves, so it's very easy to keep trying.
It's just a bit tanky.
So, um, how was your day?
Fuck, I forgot about that move.
But I just like ragged a lot of them.
No.
It's a bad camera angle to fight him here.
Maybe.
When did Kratos get hair?
Kratos wishes he had hair.
Okay.
Jump.
Let me see.
I feel like I must have a better punish in this, but he blocks immediately after it.
So, just jump the moment he does that.
I feel like I must have a better punish here than this.
Like one hit with a two-hander.
This seems...
That's good though. Okay, that's good damage. Alright.
The two-handed strong attacks is definitely the way to go.
That was super tight.
I can get a full, strong hit combo if you backflip after, that's so tight.
Walk the dog!
I'm stuck in- no I'm not stuck, I'm on the final boss.
No!
I'm suplexing the- I'm suplexing the final boss!
uh-oh
gimmicks
what the fuck
Am I standing on a button? No, I have to do it. Okay. What the f-
But am I supposed to have time to- Okay, now. Okay, and then he spawns the-
We should be at checkpoints or always is, so it's all good.
I
Whip them
Oh, I'm dying because I'm standing in the- Oh, okay.
Oh, he doesn't spawn them unless- Oh.
What if I do this?
Okay.
He doesn't spawn them unless I go on the wheel.
All right.
I'm getting the gimmicks. I'm getting the gimmicks.
Who in the hell tells you what to do, Rob?
So wait until he's done with this. Just stand here.
There's a sweet spot.
I mean, he's gonna be done, I think.
Or he's not.
No. Yeah.
Now, why is there ads that don't get hit by this at the same time that I gotta jump?
They don't even drop Hellthorbs?
What?
How am I supposed to do this?
Yeah, I think you're gonna take it like a very slow step at a time.
I think only one is active at a time, maybe?
Yeah.
Wait, there's four of these.
Heh.
I...
This could be one of the most bullshit final bosses I have ever seen.
This is insane.
Maybe it's better to just, like, bait them.
Instead of killing them, I don't think they don't take damage in the tentacles.
Okay, let's play it safe. Let's activate this.
So they spawn, then let go, and then we move. Jump, jump, jump, and we jump, and we jump, and we jump, and we jump, and we jump, and we jump, and we jump, and we jump, and now we are back here.
I'm on the side of the road.
Let go, come on.
Okay.
one final boss is cardio at least I get a checkpoint right
Wait, so now I gotta do this again?
Wait, I think there's only two wheels actually.
I'm pretty sure there's only two wheels.
Actually scratch that, I don't know.
I wanna get my big sword back.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
Oh, he has a new melee move now.
but it's blockable
Dude, I cannot handle four, four, four faces of this
I cannot
I just simply cannot I'll let maybe you get checkpoints in between but
I cannot do it. There's four four wheels. Yeah
Yeah, I did get a checkpoint, so that's good. Oh
My big sword is here never mind. It's right here. Yes. Okay, I got it. I got this I
I will not be bested by a m- Can I fucking attack?
Shit.
Oh
I
What?
You fucking ads never stop when they start attacking you there.
They just whiff like this.
Ah.
And then Conan gets fucking staggered from it.
Conan, the Barbarian, gets staggered by Tar.
This is the worst final boss I've ever seen.
I might be mildly salty, too.
Salty.
Look at him!
Okay, are they dead can I win new job like graven I'm gonna fuck you up bitch
Big damage
Fuck!
That's all I have to do when he does that. We literally just jump.
What?
Yo, fuck it!
Stop! What is this?
I think this might be the worst final boss I have ever seen.
Graven in Age of Conan.
Did I say Age of Conan?
I mean Conan.
Okay, wow.
Triangle.
Square.
Circle.
Okay.
Uh, X.
Triangle.
Yep.
Time to do another wheel, I guess, with no health.
there's four wheels four oh kill me oh what the hell is this now hey this is
actually easier where's the damn wheel it's over there
And of course I'm not gonna get my health back for this.
Oh my god.
Any ads?
Yeah, of course there's ads.
How am I gonna do this?
No, this is the worst boss fight I have ever seen, I forget.
This is ridiculous.
They do drop heals, but I gotta survive long enough to get them, which I can, I can.
It's alright.
It's okay.
of all but it's fucking tedious wait did I miss the wheel I did that's all I thought
no it's not because now the ads aren't gonna spawn you're gonna touch the wheel
now let me touch the wheel
let me let go of them
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
At least I can just stand like, kind of insane.
I was pretty chilled.
And just wait.
Ble-bleast, though, brother.
Bleast.
Brother. Okay.
It would be nice if they would get hit by this tar too, but yeah, they don't.
Oh, I want to finish this so badly, man.
No, no, don't grab it again! Alright, okay, run, just run, just run, they won't catch
It's all good.
Then kill, try, kill at least one of them after, after this tentacle face.
Oh, okay, yeah.
My bag, the tentacle spawn in my asshole.
Awesome.
That's sick, dude.
oh wait yeah I actually do get a little bit more health back every time I die
you're right wait this game this fight sick this game's sick
oh no I died damn it
Why is this so inconsistent?
Ah!
Fuck!
Where's the tentacle?
Wait, why is the...
Mobile fighting the boss?
Or it looked like it was.
Okay, don't just play it slow now when we get another checkpoint and we finish this wheel.
The boss music.
I like the sound effects.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck? Conan.
Okay, let go of the wheel.
That should be another one right there alright this gives us our health back we're good and
we get a checkpoint.
Taking all our spells.
I'll look at half my health back, alright, let's go again, you got any new gimmicks that
I need to know about?
I'll stay unblockable.
Oh, that is new!
Okay.
I don't think those are actually tentacles, mountaineers.
Who knows?
Oh fuck, okay. We can go straight into that. You gotta be very careful with that.
Okay, I have an idea though. I think the light combo into the sword throw is the way to do this face. I think so
One two three now because then you get a back step to so it's pretty tight one two three, okay
Fuck, sometimes he cuts it early.
I gotta be careful of that.
Oh, he still has this move.
Wow, okay.
Okay.
We're getting there.
getting there well we'll get there I just got to figure out
right that ends in a right right yeah this was supposed to be a shorter screen
today here I am fucking nine hours later
I could have just not finished this game, you know, but no, no, no, we got to finish it.
Okay, good damage, good damage.
Okay, uh, this is easy.
I just need to- I can't go for as much damage as the other faces.
Okay.
Fuck, I gotta remember. I keep thinking that's the yellow attack for some dumb reason. They
don't even look this way. That's... that one.
I'm too greedy, I'm desperate for damage.
Freaking damage for ants here.
Okay, stick to strong attacks after that.
That was really good.
Dodge that.
Okay.
That's unblockable.
Unblockable.
Is this the same animation again?
Yeah, it is.
Alright.
Oh, this is new.
No, but I...
Are you fucking kidding me?
It said to mash X and then it instantly switched to fucking triangle.
Oh my god.
He felt instant at least, I don't know if it actually was but he fucking felt like it.
Unblockable. It's fine, it's okay.
There's only one more wheel after this. We can do it. We can beat Conan. Unblockable.
Unblockable.
Yeah, you're just going to be nervous, but I don't do it.
Yeah, a little attack.
Ah, damn it.
Unblockable.
I'm blocked above. I'm blocked above.
Yellow! I even rolled! I saw that so early!
the fucking tiger reflexes insane and then i get ass in my ass and then he did it again
of the gimmicks
unblock
unblockable
Unblockable.
Please tell me I don't have to do a wheel for the last one. It's just like a gimmick thing. Like a quick time event or some shit.
Wouldn't that be beautiful?
Yellow! I'm so fast! I still have fast enough! That's crazy!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not today, Graven!
Not today!
I was definitely not in spend but it felt like it last time.
Okay, I did it. This is the final wheel.
Wait, look at all these ads. Oh no.
Oh, what the- no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What is this? What is this?
Too many tentacles. Why do they feel just random?
and
Great.
Sick, dude.
Where's the wheel?
Oh, is that the wheel?
Right.
Okay, I spawned right at the wheel, which is actually really good, because I think I could
get this in the beginning. I think I could get this in the beginning right here.
Oh, it's so close. It's so close. It's so...
Fuckin' tentacles feel so random they're everywhere now!
What the f- Dude, they just spawned in my ass!
Oh, this is so hard to see where they're going to spawn.
Let me smash, please!
The odds!
Hard of f-
Fuck! I thought- I'll do it!
Ha ha ha!
No!
Uuughh! Pentacles!
Where are they?
I'm gonna fuckin' jump cone then!
The ads!
No- they're not too far away from the wheel!
Pentecost! Pentecost! Pentecost! Pentecost! Pentecost! Fuck yeah!
Now don't grab it again!
Yes! Sick dude! Sick!
I
It's hard to explain how infuriating this fight is
Drop the wheel fuck you gotta press R1 like a million times or it's like very specific timing
Okay.
Pentecost.
Guys! Guys!
Why do you have infinite commas you fucking slut?!
God!
Oh
Meteor them
All the wheels are all your spells. I have no spells left except for the black hole, which cost too much mana
So I actually call
And then I love on the tentacles spawn like in me like it's oh dude. Oh, I'm about to lash out so fucking hard
I think I might be able to- WHAT THE FACE IS DEVIL MAY CRIE VIDEO FOR THE ENEMIES?!
HELLO!
I
Pentechid, please! No!
I didn't spin it, that's alright. I mean, the list adds, I guess. Which is alright. Might be for the better.
guys guys guys can I attack tonight
Yes!
Die, Graven!
No, no, no more.
no more let it be over no no what is this okay
the quick time
okay
Graven had spent his entire life cheating death. Now would he die at the
hand of a hill-born savage? No. Fate would not let him go so easily.
Now please let it be done, man. I mean I did get an achievement.
No, no, be done, be done. I mean, I got an achievement, it's over, it's over.
forever yeah played on hard mistake
conan's bruised and battered body rose to the surface to silence and emptiness
No Akana even. What was the point of anything?
You just checked the speedrun, that boss doesn't have a strat, it was just what I did, but
And he trades on some attacks because it was on medium and he did less damage.
So even the speedrun doesn't have a strat for it, you just fucking jump and hope you
don't get a tentacle up your ass.
Oh, she was the witch who told the story in the beginning of the game!
Okay, I did not see that coming, actually.
The game started with hers, talking about a Conan, the Barbarian.
That was pretty pink.
That was actually kind of a nice ending, I like that. I did not see that coming.
That was, uh, enjoy 6 and a half hours sleep.
Um, well, I'm not going to bed immediately. I gotta eat.
I gotta eat and then brush the dog teeth and do his exercises, so it's gonna be a bit like five hours to sleep about
Holy shit, that was probably one of the worst final bosses I've ever done in a video game, I think I
Really think so
Fucking hell, MEDALIS thanks 21 league it makes 23 talk to potato two-year anniversary
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Praise any key. Pay attention. One tentacle comes out of his car. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah
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Holy shit, man. That was just crazy
sick
sick dude
that was Conan
I think I was just as angry as Conan in the end
from that final boss
fucking hell
that was ridiculous
but fun stream though
just came out with things for the
57 and top potato mix 2 years man
yeah we're playing replaced
I'm not like tomorrow, but we're playing replaced on Wednesday
This game's coming out. It looks really sick dude. So I'm excited for that. Hopefully it's gonna be good
I mean, I'll see the reviews tomorrow
Wait, did Mika die like no, okay
I've seen your level. 67. God, no! Did she succeed in her run or did she die?
Oh wait, I think she won. Oh yeah, it's over, yeah. She won.
I'm gonna fucking move out.
Oh
I'm just gonna follow you already
Start for Linus.
No, I never played Industrial, I never did.
I know the second one's coming out.
Oh, dude.
Industrial is on my wish list.
Yeah, that's a survival horror.
Yeah, I'll probably play that too this week.
Um, yeah, I actually, I never played the first one. I never did. Yeah, maybe we'll see how
the reviews are. Chat, I'm gone. Thanks, Chilin. It's fucking late. Well, it was supposed to
be a shorter stream because I have to be up early. But yeah, I got stuck with Conan, bro.
Conan the bro. So yeah, I'm not live tomorrow, but I'm back Wednesday. I am, um, I'm gonna
to do replaced maybe industrial too it looks pretty cool yeah and then I mean
and then we have mouse for hire and then we have atomic heart final DLC and then
we have Pragmata that's what this week is so yeah I'm very excited man very
excited thanks for watching everybody I'm gone I'm finished I'm finito I'll see
all Wednesday. Sign up for Wings for Life if you haven't, we're almost 100 people from
the community in the lower group there. We have raised a total of 3,000 bucks, man. Let's
go just from signups. That's sick. That is awesome. Yeah, no, mouse for PI. I think I'll
try yeah I think I'll try I'll see y'all Wednesday appreciate y'all bye
I love you guys.
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