Thank you.
Oh, I'm cooked.
It's mouse game.
See how it is man.
chance for lasagna party later? No.
Let's go, dirty. I've been to 11k today.
Cause it was nice.
I will go a bit longer, but I didn't have time.
I completely forgot I had entire change day today.
Nice dirty congrats bro.
Yeah I've heard people say this game is really good.
I mean I'm not going to lie but like the black and white colors kind of put me off,
but I'm willing to give it a fair chance.
Oh, yeah, I didn't like this game, right?
I don't believe so.
another lad like cross trail okay we got so many lad like i would like to play alien
fire team man
wait what game was that middle? i don't remember
Oh wait, it was Crimson Desert, wasn't it?
It was Crimson, yeah. That's what it was. Yeah, I remember. I remember.
I'm sure I did Saint Emerald, but I'm okay with it.
I did Noodle, I did, yeah I did.
I'm not gonna talk any pergmod up spoilers or anything y'all be fine
What up guns
Oh yeah, yeah that alias dark descent one looks pretty good that game kind of intrigues me
but it's not turn-based it's like RTS right I think so
What about Masha?
Could be cool man. Yeah, it's like RTS like yeah, but you all you can stop time really, huh?
More like real-time tactics
Anonymous I
Thank you
Does anyone have that twitch name that is called an anonymous gifter? I wonder
Maybe you can't name yourself that way probably not. Thank you. Whoever you are. Thank you
I'm very generous
Yeah, I beat Pregma I did yeah, oh
I did
Atomic cars downloaded soon. I haven't bought the latest DLC though. Yeah, atomic cart is a hundred and fifty-seven gigabyte
What is going on?
Lucky to be so big
Oh wait anonymous gifter give a sub to an anonymous grifter ah
Yeah, of course
course grifter someone has my day is cool crowd I'm pretty out of it I forgot I had
tire change day and then I had long run it was supposed to be longer but I didn't
have time to run longer so you got stressful
Ah
Yeah, I had 30 oh
That was game. Oh 24 hours of thank you Reese up
What is it Troy Baker mousing my voicing mouse mousing mouse? Oh
Yeah, I have plenty of wings. Yeah, my dear. Yeah
Mousing mouse
Yeah, people say I should like this game, so
Yeah exactly this year, so yeah.
That's what I do Jager.
I completely forgot I had it today.
So I arrived exactly on time.
Almost late.
It's Vin Diesel voicing the main evil guy in Jason's stadium voices the main character.
What?
No?
What?
No.
It was great, Jingle, it was great.
It was good, by...
I voiced that, this character right here.
I mean it all depends like what happens next year 30 winter releases and shit
way it's it's 4 p.m. I'm gonna launch this game let's see how it is
The new Cthulhu game has mixed reviews, apparently it's pretty glitchy.
Yeah, this one, huh?
This is nice.
That's a proud farm.
Studio cut, director's cut, vintage cut custom.
I guess I'll do studio cut.
film grain ah now diffusion nah we're good
what a vibe hey the bobing cool
Well, see, my spirit buyer would like to capture game data.
Game player is sort of the help- NO!
Did I miss this message?
Ohhhh.
Oh yeah, this, I see you guys, like I'm in the group.
I see when you're planning.
I was thinking, have you leaked the mod code in the group?
I think you did, just in case I feel like hopping on.
What a flyer.
I did trips and I did, yeah man.
Sig this, thank you, thank you.
You slept 12 hours today and I'll tire you out and now you're sleeping?
Yeah, sleeping too long is, for me it's way worse than sleeping too little.
Way worse.
Bro, not like, 58!
Ah, the soda!
Bro is playing his own game, what?
He's the one here.
Nealeo is like 75, Diplop 31, hope things...
Ay!
Thank you.
I hope things are A-y-y!
I love the music man, it's sick.
M9 and Christ, thanks to 82 in for the 67 and 2A58, and NICOROTX23, Sacred89.
And to Lake of the 65 and 5, 121, dude.
new game for new covers their books players baseline experience for shooter
fans super sleuth please
hey you
whoa it was the last stretch and I was starting to get serious Asia oh thank
Thank you, Cavus. I was about to ask.
You can remove a head bulb.
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill, but I'm sure I can get to the top of
the hill.
Okay.
Wait, this is sick.
I haven't even done anything.
Empty use the brush.
Yeah, open the door in lock and sights.
Okay.
Yeah, open the door and lock in sites
Jump with style
What are we? That's been cool.
Today bye.
It's all good.
Monet.
Town.
My joints ain't what they used to be.
I can make my camera black and white, but I don't know if I need to though.
Get healed with our Wonder-Drog!
Okay.
I'm a good detective.
Pick the right tool of the job.
Time to browse your arsenal.
Okay.
It's called MISER.
Oh shit, it's brutal.
The hell?
Yes, Troy Baker.
Come on.
Oh
Tail picking oh
Todd Howard get out of here. Oh, it's like sneeze
Hey, you!
Cool! I like that lock picking win a game.
Save smashing keeps you rushing.
Okay.
Oh
They ain't really good
Like do maternal McCormick addition. Yeah, it's really nice
No undue oh you can undo like this oh cool
Are you having some trouble
I see but what's in here nothing here
Aha!
Very nice looking minigame, I like it.
And the music is mad epic!
Oh, Super King Kong!
Nice. Oh, you have so good. Hey, hell.
Oh.
Reloaditis.
It is a Mauser pistol, yeah.
My advice is already pretty hard.
I'm using mouse control, yes.
life waster or life waster I'll do super life waster oh come on
It's so rigged that you can even win this.
Dineiro?
It was called Life Waster.
I'm gonna put my camera over here.
I finished up her money yesterday
Yeah, like this there
The frame
Oh
What was that
I
Can't stop jamming to the music dude
Guys got stamina I'll give them that
Back in New York time, this is how the world looked.
Damn bro, it's ancient.
I can cheat!
Wait spikes?
Whoa.
I
Need ammunition
secret they say no one no one crime story really starts with somebody drops
I am move
I need a move
Wait, your mouse is only- Oh there's moves left! I didn't even realize.
How the fuck do I reach this?
That's not even- Ah!
Wait no, it's jammed!
It's- You only get one shot!
Reset!
Here's the restart checkpoint.
I have to reset the level.
But no, I'm not here!
Oh.
Fuck.
Load the last save.
Nah, I can't do this.
It's just money, it's fine.
What if you fail these?
Oh, this one doesn't have moves left.
left it was only that one oh so some saves have a
hello
but there is no there is no move thing here though where's the move thing am I
blind? It doesn't say moves anywhere. Where does it say moves left? It didn't say moves there.
I didn't do the bottom one. I missed the bottom one.
I don't know what Chad's all about but I sold it.
Oh, I'm never gonna get that safe again.
It's so over.
Stop right there!
The hell?
He's way too far.
I can hear ya just fine, ya meddling mouse.
with the engines and the wind don't care, fair enough, I'll be there in a blink, all right?
Not a chance!
Wait, who voiced this bad guy?
Or maybe this is not the main bad guy.
Obviously it's Mr. Troy for it.
Honey I only have six rounds left
Okay, give me ammo
Also sure Baker me
That game's gore, dude
Yeah, the damage meter is so innocent.
Oh, it's over.
How the hell is he going to survive that?
Jack pepper okay yeah I didn't get the safe man it's so over so some saves have
have moves. But I think it's fine as long as you don't hit one of the spikes, you're fine.
the sky was just the exit board it began with a call routine familiar
Wanda from the mouse burger Harold usually she swings by the author swindler
if it ends up she hears it first simple with a darker tone say it's okay i get a few bucks
to stockpile cheese and for a moment mouse bird gets to breathe easy but that day
was different. She was tight-lipped, lead on sight, details later.
And every summer day, making dyes about it. The kind that only says oops when they remember
them more or two. Something with their name. Old instinct, baby.
Say, come back. Let this one go.
At this case more trouble than it was worth
Do wait hold up like an RP
She's waiting for pause screen
hat, which is scuffed. It's too small. Ah, my brain is too smart and big. I'm gonna
ask Mika if she has another one.
Okay, I stole something.
Wait, how am I going to wear headphones with this?
She did ask that.
I can't hear anything.
Hey, that works. Kinda.
Wanda fuller.
Jack, I can give you a magician.
A magician?
What, like some wacko waving a stale mozzarella
stick in front of a bunch of bored middle-aged mice?
Well, something like that.
But this one disappeared mid-show,
right in front of a handful of surprised mice.
Some say it's a kidnapping, others.
You know, I figured it might interest you.
Goes by the name Magnificent Bandel, or whatever.
Bandel?
Is it Steve Bandel?
One and the same, you know them?
You can say that.
All right, I'm going in.
Hold your whiskers, Jack.
You're not gonna get past the yellow tape without cred
or a pass here.
But it's you in the picture.
Let's just say the officer guarding the backstage
is intellectually innocent.
I'll give it a shot.
Press pass.
Boo-jowl thinks 84-man market, that's five years.
And Mr. Papucho thinks the one years
I'm in like 17 and Glacial like six years.
Any secret saves with gimmick moves?
Miles Berg stinks.
No intrigue without an ID.
Oh, here you go, officer.
Oh, um, looking great today, Ms. Fullock.
I finished Pregmata yesterday, yeah.
One of the recent Mausburg Herald issues.
Most of it's filled with rather unremarkable articles about city life.
But a curious piece appears on the last page.
Juan Betty Lynch, a small-time actress and former assistant to Steve, the magnificent Bandel...
Bandel was found dead.
Bowleys ruled out full play bow and the case was probably closed by the authorities
I might have some all the dry as cigars. Yeah
Key
Hmm.
Aha!
Hm.
What about a guard?
Hey, you!
Aw, damn, it's worth it, darn kid!
Eugh!
Oh, secret!
Sure enough, damn, another shrew hit the floor.
Shrew? Could just be a kid.
Now, ain't no kid chicks out like this.
Sides, that stash gives a mum.
But everybody's still a somebody.
Sissy, thanks, 47!
Oh no, look, he's gonna eat the fly!
That's hilarious.
T.M. wrapping things up now.
Alright, let's get this over with.
Old pages are stained with cheese to an unsettling degree.
Most of it's mouse-burred general upper crust.
The one name stands out, Betty de Fiddle.
Stand an assistant complete with her home address could be worth a visit
An address book
Steve had an assistant and she lives nearby a frog
Okay
Okay. It feels better. I only want one.
A slick poster proudly displaced in Grand Magus,
waving a stick presumably in front of a cheering crowd.
The name Bandle is highlighted a clear sign of modesty.
Life's treated you pretty good, Steve.
So you kept it after all. Strange.
Alright, the coast is as clear as it's gonna get.
Oh minus one I need ammo my sir
Of course flies always swarm right in cheese
Only schmuck skip armor d-packs
Schmucks
There is no wait is it fist oh you can fist oh, okay
Yo sick, okay
Ha! I like the transition.
It's sick though, I like that.
That was awesome.
What is this? A baseball card?
Okay.
Oops. I'm going to stand on the railing.
I did play l'anoyere, that takes me back around again, alright.
Oh my god, dude, they aim like they really just
track you with her shots. It's crazy.
What's that?
Safe. This game makes you nostalgic. I was too young for this you know.
Okay, now we got Meiser.
Mouse, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Seeker found?
What happened here?
Huh.
Okay.
Yeah, maybe like American History X. I was thinking of that too.
Jeez.
Yeah, damn guns. Man, tornadoes and shit seem so scary, man. Gotta get the stormseller.
little key, little key, damn shingles and their explosive barrels.
barrels how do they work
Where'd I get this hat on, I stole it.
What was that, blueprints?
Oh.
Zoom!
Oh, totally normal wall.
Yeah, I need a barrel.
Barrels!
There must be another barrel, right?
Barrels!
Spike these enemies and drop them.
Yeah, no, there was a barrel, but it blew up when I used the other barrel.
I used this barrel to blow up this wall, but then this one blew up. I could have just shot that one
Fuck
Is there no other barrels anywhere
No, it's just a secret I'm not soft locked, but I want to get it
Hi-ya-ya-ya
What up Denilo?
We might come around there or something, I don't know.
It doesn't seem like it.
Grip L secret.
Dang it.
Barrels!
You can jump back up.
Okay, if I find a barrel, I'm gonna backtrack all the way.
the
I thought maybe it would lead to something else, but it's sick
Ah, this enemy's fucked!
300!
Flatfoot, take a hike!
Yeah, the health is really sad now.
Is that not a secret?
That's crazy.
Do do do do do do.
All of you think it's 50 tier 2, man?
Mr. Jazz, any Garflayers that are already playing as a mouse?
No.
Oh, yay!
Ah, fuck, wrong button.
It's fine though.
Surely it's fine, and I don't need it for a gimmick wall here.
Wait, that's a secret?
I don't usually stick with my nose in these things.
Uh, but John kept pushing.
Said it wasn't no accident.
and sure as hell not a suicide. Turns out he knew the guy back in the old days.
I knew his family since well since the shrewd thicket days.
Don't ask, bad memories. Killed himself? Bah! Oh, I read it in the wrong order.
It'd been a while since I read a comic.
I used to reading from right to left, actually, because I've been reading somewhere, is there
a kid?
Easter egg.
Hey, watch it.
Excuse me.
Damn.
Chad mouse
Started x come to fail the first mission on normal is gonna be a ride the first and second mission are the hardest missions in the game. I swear
Minnie mouse
Hobo mouse
I'd like to know what you think of the game.
I never heard of patience, I never heard a move.
Yeah, welcome to public transit, Bob.
Bob.
El Secreto.
Little save.
14 armor? It's the helmet you pick up.
Like this. This is armor.
Okay, what?
I'm reloading this thing.
The headshot sounds are crispy, and I only have the flip gun.
Okay, let's follow the cord.
Give me another gimmick safe again, I won't revenge.
The safe incident, yeah.
I think it locked itself when I hit one of the spikes, I believe.
So as long as you don't touch the spikes, it's fine.
I'm not going to get any animations.
okay, you
Yo vice but things 68. I mean it happens sometimes yeah
Eight six fifty-two five five five five six of four. Yeah, happy birthday dude. Hope you have a good birthday get some a cake
and see something here 338 fucking thank you yeah probably some horror later
yeah there is this resident evil game not remember the name again it's like
this old it's a new release but it looks like old resident evil and then
And there's a, there is some lethal company lobby going on.
And I also have atomic heart DLC I haven't played.
Killing antidote?
No, it's called, uh, I don't remember.
Dawn break, yeah.
called dawn break no not dawn break no
it's not ground zero yes thank you
ground zero this one very positive
reviews to eighty five percent it's cool
man it's cool so that one's out so
So either doing Atomic Hearts DLC later,
wait, look at the frame from your bullets.
It laughs when you shoot.
Oh, it does.
Okay, let's see here.
Well, we gotta go here.
Let's not waste any moves this time.
Don't hit any spikes.
We got 13 moves left.
We should be fine.
Oh fuck I missed the one down there.
Oh same as before.
No and then it jams!
I'm reloading, I'm fucking reloading, I'm reloading, fuck this.
I missed the one downstairs.
One save scum is allowed.
save scum is allowed okay don't go into any spikes so it does jam if you undo
too many moves it looks like so you cannot undo too many moves then you're
cooked. What's this? Schematic? Okay. Yeah, they're all schematics now. Oh, you're running
out of time oh shit okay hey don't shoot me son Mike maple but have I seen
put down on steam yeah I finished it a few days ago Mike maple is the name yeah
yeah smells like the devil's bunghole but at least it's equally warm here now
Now, listen, I ain't got that much time to talk, and you got a job to do, so you better
hurry.
I heard some bodies going up.
That's too bad.
They should definitely go down.
is super cool so far. I missed a safe early and now it's over. I didn't know it was like
a gimmick save. It was the first one. And now I probably missed like the legendary BFG
And it's just over swordfish.
Mouse FG, right.
MFG.
Can I go here too?
No.
Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse.
Whoa, what?
All I do for him, and he still doesn't notice.
The way I dress, the way I curl my tail to set off the curves, the way I work on the
stage.
I do everything she did and more, and Steve still moons over that minx.
And she ain't even alive anymore.
At this rate, I might have to do what Karen says and head out to the wetlands.
See if that old shrew ain't just a bedtime story.
I know it's wrong, but I'd pay anything to make steel fall in love.
Steel?
Steep?
I didn't know.
What the?
What?
One of the recent Milesburg Herald issues, this one briefly recounts the history of cheese
legging and its surprising evolution into car racing.
When the number of smugglers began to dwindle, many former drivers decided to go somewhat
legit by organizing races through the wetlands and the outskirts of Mouseburg.
There was only one rule, they had to turn left at every opportunity.
She's Louise, lady. You're in pieces.
Yes. Steve was so good to me. And now, without him,
I just can't pull myself together well, I mean never mind
What happened to you
Well, not to double down on the joke, but you look
You know yes
Little broken up somewhat detached
And I still have to find a new job. This is going nowhere. I'm looking for Steve
Well who isn't he went puff and now some mobsters or other are trying to get the
money they lost on the show I'm the weird ruined hey no one's gonna hurt you
anymore all right any clue who wants Steve you know disappeared who wouldn't
but apart from the small gangs and the mobsters and the crazies and the girls
and the police and the...
Okay, okay, okay. Let me just stop you right there.
Now, give me the first scene that comes to mind, all right? Go.
Ooh, the party!
Not really the best time to celebrate.
No, no. The politicians, the, uh, the, um, the big mouse party.
Yes, sir, he did drop shoulders with them more than once.
He did like them hearty perfume girls and boys, but, uh,
he likes the politics more.
Just ask the stage designer.
Which state's designer these states designer we tagged along with Steve and his new buddies and did some gigs for them
He's working in the opera mostly
You could have started with that the case state of crime
Lord she's I had to go back to the office and figure out which back to the office
What a bad boy 68 spend on 49 to do 46 shit give it's tongue
husk
Pusk!
I'll follow the little brush.
Yeah, IGN or whatever gave this 6 out of 10.
Hey, you!
That is me, carvel.
Oh, shit!
I
Behold there might be some there
Do do
When it comes to big shots and celebrities, Wanda might have some pointers.
Look at that snail!
Hey!
Okay.
So, what's up, John?
Oh, you know, same old, same old.
Plenty of folks drinking.
Not a whole lot of them paying.
You want to buy this something?
Oh, God's no. And I ain't looking for no hand out, neither.
They ain't crooks, Jack.
Just broke his hell.
Then why keep serving him cheese?
You know, they'll just slap it on the tab
and you will be waiting forever for the cheddar.
Ah, they're my friends.
will be waiting forever for the Cheddar.
They're my folks, mostly.
Shrews, you know?
And when you're lucky enough to open a bar,
you look out for the little guy.
Yeah, sure, but a little guy has to pay one day, right?
Somebody's paying.
You for one.
Pop-Belena?
Where you up in jelly?
Wait, what?
What?
Wait, what?
The match begins. It's split into two innings, turns.
Divided into five rounds.
In the first inning, you play as the batter, and in the second, you switch to the pitcher.
Play as the batter, okay?
Draw cards. You automatically draw up to five cards, a full hang. Alright.
your opponent plays one of their player cards if you're the matter they play a
pitcher and vice versa yeah that makes sense I mean is baseball in it if they
have it in hand your opponent can also play a second card tactics which boost
the selected players ability this minigame sucks what just DPS and win
you can now play cards from your hand at the bottom of the screen one player
and one tactics card if you have one. You may also discard a selected card, two
cards per inning, and replace it with an increased chance of drawing tactics. Your
turn only ends once you select and confirm at least a player card. Tactics
are optional. How do I know if they're tactics? I mean is he batter here? Is this
tactics I guess. I'm gonna play this. I'm gonna play this.
The pitcher throws the ball and the batter takes a swing. If the batting
skill is higher than the pitching skill the batter hits the ball and becomes a
runner heading for the nearest base. If the batter misses they're out. If
tactics are in use their values are added to the relevant ability of the
player the batter gets battling skill
batting skill boosts if batting and
pitching skills end up equal the alchemist
side of a coin toss
okay well I should destroy this for
okay power swing
The power swing.
Two, three.
What does this mean?
I don't fucking know, dude.
I'm gonna play this.
Okay.
Um...
Oh, we have a speed boost again.
Power swing with this?
Insane power?
Oh, fuck it, I guess.
I don't know.
I'm just playing.
Okay.
Runners on the field will move a number of bases equal to their speed scale.
Speed is reduced by the current pitchers fielding skill which can even stop a
runner in their tracks. Home run, if the batting skill is much higher than a
pitching skill the batter hits a home run and all runners around the run around
a base. Yeah!
Boom!
So I think I'm doing alright. I have one- oh, okay, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I have.
I have no idea.
Can I discard you? Maybe get some- a power swing again.
Power swing with this. Insane. Watch this shit.
Wait, play ball?
awww
well I win though I think
I'm not sure
I think I win
let's get it use this with a little speed boost
play
play ball I mean I should win this
yeah
okay
nice
since we had a three there with an X
yeah yeah we had all side
okay
now all right okay eight oh that's a big
throw right there and eight he plays to
okay um what does the eyeball mean and
what is fielding play I mean I'll do
this okay just go hard or eight then I
Oh, he has two on speed.
Coin, toss.
So easy.
What's pitch focus?
Oh, it reduces speed?
Okay.
Discard this?
That's a fielding play.
Okay.
We can get a six with a fielding play.
Fuck it.
Okay.
So easy
I'm winning hard
Fuck I only got one base so trash
I reduced the speed though, so we're good.
You better score some points now buddy or I'm gonna win.
Come on, look at that.
Wait, what's this?
Why is there something in the way of my- what do you think?
I don't know.
I'm not sure what's going on here, but fuck it, I'll just play.
focus. Wait so what. I don't know what's just happened why did he get to why did he
get to run when he whiffed. Visit John's Pub to find Spidey's token prize
the pen dispenser collected up for us to claim a unique reward she's be with you
yeah I mean I threw the ball he missed and then he got to run anyways why I
don't know
yeah I the UI definitely glitched out I couldn't see my second card because it
blocked which was a pretty megalole if you ask me
This guy is so 3D.
my eyes and I wasn't leaving without him okay
my underground since we're all nor and all what would be your underground
criminal both name hmm probably like the city prowler or something that's
cool. So Jack, did you pick up anything useful on your VIP trip to the vaudeville?
Not much to go on but I met Bandle's assistant. There's this stage designer
see. Roland? Roland who? Roland the stage designer. Nobody ever remembers his name
so they just call him the stage designer. Quite the specialist. He can
make anything from tiny shrew-sized dioramas to huge catapults for
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hintai.
Oh, that was good, Jack.
Jack!
Hey, if I'd have known Roland was involved, I'd have told you.
It's like the movie trailers.
You only shut spoilers after you've seen the movie.
Yeah, well, by the way, step one's charting what I've got.
mess won't organize itself.
Jack, Pippa, Prava, and Mr. Gator.
Lost Turtle! Nooo!
Find him!
I guess Tammy's little workshop makeover ain't quite finished yet okay whoa
cool
So I can buy ammo here. Oh you can buy cards, okay
UL blunt
comic books
Hey, what about them shotguns and shit?
Yeah, there's like the hub area.
Don't do much yet though, gotta get a bit further in the story, I suppose.
Welcome to the crime wall. You can view active cases associated clues
Clues collected in gameplay will be added to the carousel when opening the crime wall
Unassigned clues are stored in the carousel collect clues and resolve leads keep going to solve your cases
Navigate the crime wall to an assigned clue
inspect the clue to see a detailed view
all better stay one cheese on something degree most of it but one name
said Betty do Phil's then assisting yeah this is her home address right here can
you um yeah okay solving leads are crucial to solving cases once enough
clues are assigned to a case a lead may be discovered or solve the lead to
figure out where to go next yeah probably to that apartment after the
opera then okay I was easy
stick that here cool go to Mausburg Grand Opera opera opera keep saying opera
cause it's Uprines, Swedish.
Oh, yeah!
There's the collectibles.
No, really...
Ribbed my window.
Alright, let's go to the opera.
Just a weird saying opera.
Hey, you have something big kiddo. Oh, hey Jack your engines humming like a lullaby and
Did you get roped into another case and tell me tell me not a chance well nothing special anyway
Hey, I'll catch you later. I got a poke around the upper house. Oh
Fancy hey, maybe you could do me a teeny favor. Could you uh?
Uh, yeah?
Take a picture for me?
I've never been to the opera, you know?
They never let a grace mousy like me in.
But you, with that trench coat and the whole manly
mouse man thing going on, I'm sure
to roll out the red carpet.
Just one shot of the audience.
It's got to be crawling with flaming hot celebs.
I'd love to see that.
And my line of work, Tammy, it's
best to stay out of the spotlight.
Penny, please!
All right, all right, one picture for my favorite engineer.
Goes to big 66 cross-bay, like a five-year anniversary.
Thank you, boo-soo.
Oh, shit.
Look at that.
Little overworld thing.
the road house.
I wonder what I have here.
It's a simple ammo store again.
C plus M. Easter equals egg.
Wait, no give me that shotgun.
Ah cock cock
Baseball card again
Just click a big number and hope you get a tactical card. That's how you win this
You know what I'll do this with a power swing we're gonna get a homerun fuck it. Oh
Nine
He's insane what the hell
Okay
Okay, surely come on. Yeah
No, I moved my bad damage
Move my board.
There we go.
See better.
Okay, um...
We want to get him in there, so a big swing.
Let's do this.
Unless we ditch this one, and maybe we get a higher one.
Oh, speed boost.
I'd rather get a bigger swing, all right?
Give me a big a huge swing right here. Yeah, I'm higher. I'm six, so
Okay, that's a good card give out a little speed boost and we're chilling
Well, we still got score, though.
202, not too shabby.
And it's big power swings here.
I'm gonna discard you.
Six.
But you don't have a lot of speed, though,
which kind of blows.
NES7, okay.
This guy has way better cards than me.
There's nothing I can do about it.
Oh, okay, wait. Wait, wait. Hmm, nah, play it safe. Play it safe. There's no way he's
gonna have higher than an 8, right? I don't think so. Fuck it. Yeah, there's no way.
I didn't need to use this fielding play as a waste, okay? Strike. Alright we have a
six plus a pitch focus for a seven. Yeah it's pretty good. I'll keep doing it.
Strike him out. Okay, that's good shit.
There what do we have feel
Okay, he's using double card. There's no he can't get up to an eighth though. There's no way there's zero chance he gets up to an eight
Let's just play the eight
Seven oh
Whoo-hoo
Right model. Yeah, it was sick. It was good. Okay, uh
Just try to strike. Well, I mean we win. I'll let yeah, no he can't win can he I don't think so
Uh, fuck you, just play.
EIGHT!
Okay, it's a good thing I used this.
He only gets one base, so...
Yeah, we should be fine.
EIGHT with pitch focus!
You're out, you're out.
STRIKE!
just say six seven Swedish or sex who true say see at the
Yeah.
Roadhouse.
Basically the same area.
Okay.
some other baseball play card thing here yes I'll do it
wait all roadhouses are the same it's just to save or buy between levels wait so
this is not a new guy this is the same guy as before
What up, Taco?
We have the same coin flip?
Yeah!
Let's see we can roll a six with a three speed let's do that
Okay, he also has a snow he has a five yeah
Solid solid
Okay, we need to knock him in now
Hmm. Yeah, we could roll a six with this power swing
He also rolled a six, come on, win the coin flip.
Coin flip.
Yes!
Big!
Woo!
What?
What was that final part?
A six with a speed boost.
the final one hmm if I could get a power swing instead that'd be sick but to be
honest we have 300 points fuck it go for it I rolled an eight yeah
we're good though we have 404 points I mean that this should be a win unless I
get some shitty ass cards. You're as tall as three cheese. Vuff! Alright, I'm gonna
roll this. Yep, you're out.
hmm yeah okay let's roll a seven here oh nine holy shit harold fisto blunt okay
Okay. Eight. Okay. Not too bad. Okay, he's out. I made it so he didn't get to move once.
Very, very, very sick. Hmm. You know what? I'll use this with a pitch focus to prevent
him from moving. Aw, eight! Damn it! He didn't get to move anyway, so we're good.
Yeah, let's do it again. Make sure he doesn't get to move. Yep.
Alright, I mean it's over. This really came so free. Wow. Oh, did I still get a token
for that, even though it's the same guy or what.
You both!
this is just the roadhouse I can go that's another roadhouse
Let's go to the opera.
Me and the mouse bird grand opera.
Hated first sight.
Yeah.
Hey, is Roland working tonight?
Oh, the stage designer! Yeah, he's upstairs!
Tune the fat with some extras!
One of the older Mausburg Herald issues,
this one features a lengthy piece of history
and possible future of a shrew thicken.
A small yet thriving village, mostly inhabited by shrews.
Alas, while the little rodents are running quite the bitterness, they're also causing quite a stir.
More and more mice are starting to wonder if they're getting the short end of the stick by receiving the same pay as the shrews.
Some predict that this may end in more than a simple wage dispute.
Uh, yeah, it's Troy Baker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is.
It goes to 66 Krollsburg, it takes five years.
give me I see the coins thank you
I'm not the only party here say big guy anyway to get upstairs without rubbing
Shoulders with the crowd. Oh, you want to get in maybe if you're ready to cough up 30 clams hell no
Nah, I'm not big on seafood
Okay
I'll be right here if you change your mind
They don't call me waiter for nothing
Let's start a character like the voice if I could oh
Shit, they won't even know
Betty's dead
Hell she was so nice I don't know psycho monster. No, I don't know gnome
Well done genius you broke the damn adduct
Tough luck, but a
This is not horror. No, it's it's a first person shooter like a little bit detective.
It's actually really charming. Charming. Oh shogun! Yeah.
my right ear during this menu I wonder if we should do a crispy critters DLC
later things like four hours is the final DLC of the game end of the story
Damn. Sick reload. Crispy critters. I want to hear the bangers, dude.
Crispy critters.
It took a sneak peek at the OST, it's good.
It's always how to bang a OST in every DLC, even the Goose one.
So I'm very excited.
Tim!
I'm pretty sure the fire department frowns on stuffing firecrackers in the wooden attics.
the shock the shock areela so sick just takes a fist full of shells and just nails it in
there pretty all big knowledge before
bruh yeah finish Purgmotto yes right give me a hand here yeah sure brother
yeah Purgmotto is good damn thanks pal this is for the...
what the who was that for? stand your procedure little sucker punch before
Questioning never killed anyone. Hey Jack. What kind of cop are you a former one and a curious one where it is?
You're tight with Steve Bandle. I got questions and you got a favor to repay. Yes
I owe you that much
But not here
Those bastards who locked me up here could come back any second you didn't do this to yourself
Why hell no it was a damn extras came out of nowhere
roughed up the performers swiped the costumes and dragged me up here
Hmm. They say anything suspicious?
Huh. I mean...
something about preparing for killing Stilton during the intermission
and loading a big gun.
Must be some lesser-known apparatus.
Wait, wait, wait. Stilton.
As in Cornelius Stilton, the mayoral candidate Stilton?
I don't know, man. I don't keep up with politics.
I just finished a 20-hour calibration on the stage, Canon.
Neil Moran.
They're no extras.
They ain't prepping for a show.
There's Stilton, and there's the big gun.
Judging by their boot steps.
So much for staying incognito.
Prevent Stilton's assassination.
But first, I got a tailpick.
I think I would like to do the last DLC of Atomic Heart.
It's like four-ish hours.
Is that cheese?
Oh.
Cheese D, feed your kids some cheese D.
Builds health, builds character, builds bad cholesterol.
Okay.
Okay, so it's portable healing, yeah.
All baseball card.
Nice.
Joe, John, Jody, Joe, Jody, Joe, Jody.
How long is this game?
I don't know.
I've heard it around like 12 hours or something like that.
The city's buzzing with people.
Just not the kind I'd put on the guest list.
Hard to say.
I don't know that's just what I've heard I don't know how true it is though
Chat, um, how is Warframe nowadays?
Is it PAG, man?
Right, right, right, right.
Is that- is so good, real.
It feels like it would be so hard to get into that game.
Ooh, armor.
Oh, shoot.
It's horrible to get into, yeah.
Don't play through the stories.
that are from from Warframe that got free it's pain to get back in yeah I do
trust this Chad yeah when it comes to Warframe I know a lot of people play it
it's not bad to get into if you have someone who knows what they're doing to
guide you what to do next ah yeah
You have 5,000 hours damn I see Lucy okay, okay
I'll be back in a few minutes, fuck you.
Forget about it!
Thanks for the answer.
Will I run to this game?
What do you mean?
Is it like speedrun?
Probably not.
hey you okay I'm supposed to go there can I can I go out here yeah back to
Saras takes three anniversary thank you open wedding and collect all things for
the six year anniversary my best goofy impression
I guess that's my best feeling a little stage fright
Creeping in
Golfic one remake in June. Yeah
Very soon I'm so excited for golfic remake dude. That's my shit
Okay, I thought I could shoot that down, but
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Oh, you have to shoot the piano not the rope.
Oh, I should have shot the rope last time when it worked.
Oh well, next time.
Do you think I'd ever do Doom Trilogy Ultra Nightmare Permanent Run?
Ah, no.
I don't think so.
It'd take too long, man.
I do think a photo, but it's probably after this segment.
Oh
No, I didn't even do all
and I'm around eternal I simply didn't like the gameplay loop enough no I mean
dark ages and I say eternal I mean dark ages dark ages yeah yeah I didn't I just
I simply didn't like the gameplay loop, like that much.
The musk?
Fucking hell!
Okay, uh, yeah, okay, yeah.
yeah apparently that was like lava or something I thought it was like fake
water for theater but no that was that was fucking lethal
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
I'm supposed to go there any healing yeah thank you sick can I go somewhere else with
this? For insane secret of hell?
Oh! Aha! One, two, three, four! It's code for something!
I need ammo. I don't have any pistol ammo please bro.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
There's a new game, yeah, came out like two days ago.
I'm gonna use the shield.
Frozen!
I'm gonna use the shield.
It must be a secret here, right?
Sure.
If I was Troy Baker, I'd put a secret here.
But!
How is there no secret here?
Well, that's completely unhinged.
That's like the secret area.
That's very good, Magneto.
they traveler what brings you to this ancient place of learning that's very
good my new don't under a brand new opera house all say they're gonna get you
across that prep chief it's a shallow pit full of garbage and look pal you
want to learn what you want to stand there flapping your gums I got deep
Stuntman thoughts to ponder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, all right enlighten me my strong now
Listen closely
This is an ancient technique passed down by a legendary
Back in new Ratterdam changed my life cost me three webs, but changed my life
Here's the deal when you jump just act like you didn't clear your mind
No thoughts no fear no gravity then when you forget your mid-air jump again
Gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard
Now that's done work chief the great wheel of infinite cheddar. You're just gotta believe now get out there into five physics
No need to thank me
I told about the five double jump
Yeah, this is tight. Oh card nice
oh yo yo yo
oh yo yo
Yeah, but I wanted to see if that was see there's a secret here
With an insane save okay it's on a timer where am I okay
Hell vet that now
Hell vet that undo fuck. There's a timer. I loose
Fuck and then I press the button
Well, I'll load last safe
I'm cheating. I'm cheating dude. I don't care. Wait, where am I?
I don't have double jump anymore. Goddamn it.
Okay, I got double jump. Okay, I'm solving this first. Probably gonna dent it again anyways.
I guess I'll stress with these these ones that have a timer.
Okay, just calm the mind, all right calm the mind
Yes
I think I'm going to go back to my room.
I
Finished frag Malta yesterday. Yeah, typically thanks for the one nasty other things 39 zoo
Crispy critters
It's come all thick
Well, no, it's just a tutorial for uh, double-jumping.
Very true, now we can jump over.
All right, let's shut this thing down.
I need to take a picture, uh, for culture.
I'm guessing I can do that somewhere here.
Picture?
Oh, what the fuck?
What the hell?
What's happening?
Why am I getting like teleported?
Whatever I'm winning.
What?
I
Is it because I go into the fire I can just abuse that to win the fight
I'm going into the fire now now. I'm on fire. No, it's not the fire. I don't know why I'm teleporting whatever
So easy cheating.
So easy.
But, but, but I want to take picture.
Maybe we can when we get higher up.
Our profit is 22.
Anonymous mouse bird chronicle crispy critters
We have cheeky I finished pragmata yesterday
Well, he's the framing solid.
Yeah, here we go.
Let's get that picture for Tam.
Yeah, there we go.
I don't hope she likes that.
Crispy critters.
What up, goofy?
uh-huh
of
the
death
of
the
rate of
21
of
there secrets oh wait maybe I've been
there already
of
the safe of health
But, I don't really know what's going on, so I'm not going to go into it.
I'm just going to play it out for a bit.
What the hell?
Oh, that's it.
That's it.
Alright, I'm going to go look for the treasure.
Alright.
Alright!
Leave the trouble for the pros, eh?
Just give me a second.
There we go.
Crispy critters.
Job offing's the 83s, ain't it?
Thanks, I almost got roasted back there.
Eh, it comes with the territory.
You step on stage, you get roasted.
Anyway, you saved my skin back there from those extras,
So, uh, quit propo.
Told you they weren't extras.
These were real bad guys with real bad intentions.
They were about Bandle.
Look, Detective, I'd love to help, but I don't know much.
We mostly just knock back cold ones downtown.
Besides, it's not like he hasn't gone off the grid before.
Not like this. Not mid-performance.
Steve doesn't just vanish. He orchestrates it, turns it into a spectacle.
This? This is different.
I've known him a long time.
He went through hell together.
Back in the old world.
Wait.
Damn!
Your thee, Jack Pepper?
The trench sweeper?
I'm touched, but let's not do the highlight real now, okay?
Look, you don't know where he is.
Fine.
But you gotta know something.
Where he goes.
What he's into lately.
Well...
He's been keeping to himself, mostly.
Donnie's ever brought anyone home from Tinsel's but when he's had a few cold fondues
He gets into some real fringe. That's so Terry crap
Even mentioned having a lap under his mansion. So I'm gonna secrecy on it
secret lab
Sounds like a long shot, but you know where that mansion is
Sorry detective, but he's been wearingly private
Selected about who gets close
figures
Thanks for the intel stage designer. Yeah, good luck and
Bring Steve back. I had my neck stop lined up, but not a clue where it was I
I am not gonna remove the crispy critters alert pretzel
Especially not now when they just released the final DLC for the game. I will make no sounds
Chris be critters
Let's go, Makri then how'd it go no idea where he's been living these days. That's that just start laying down the clues
Hey Captain for the 9 team. Hey, you.
Tammy, yo what up?
So? Did you get me a really glamorous opera pick?
Uh, yeah. Just as the whole place went up in flames.
What?
Well there's this assassination attempt and, well, anyway, here.
Should be enough to draw your own conclusions.
All the matter is between them, you know
Yo, sir what I'm the welcoming boring out of place welcome to a hot culture. No, no, it's just
That's not what it
Nevermind
Thanks Jack your as always the best
Yeah, we'll always happy to this hundred buck ruse tiger. Thanks 73. Oh la la
in your opera clues opera opera opera
crispy why is it stuck in my head now it's because I'm thinking about the
I'll be here for a bit.
Corny, what's he doing here?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm sure of her like 12 hours but that whole affair of the opera was the most unfortunate.
ultimately good for business no kidding or so you were a real wildcard my boy
quite the performance is always you put those goons right in the spotlight and
now they're ducking for cover good for me great for the proposed but what were
you doing there in the first place chasing a magician who vanished off
script. Boom, gone. Not just any magician either. The magician. Steve Bandle? What? Steve's gone?
Like a fart in the wind, and now I'm stuck following a trail of stale blue cheesecrumbs.
I remember most interesting. It's not from Cuphead. So what did you find?
Not much so far. Just running down places he might have slipped off to. You got any ideas?
Oh, I know Steve's hangouts are all right.
Of course you do.
Better yet, I think I know just the one you're after.
He did some soul searching at that mansion on the outskirts of Mouseburg.
The address here.
Why Cornelius, you just made my job a whole lot easier.
Well, you did save my life after all, right?
Yeah, more than once.
She's got something.
Yeah, it is mine.
secret lab oh where is it underneath his mansion at least that's what the stage designer claims
well what are you standing around for then go sniff out some clues spoiled cheese evil lab
rats whatever you can dig up you're not my boss right I need two cams man but you can just
Replay these do you get a token every time you just replay them or does it have to be new guys? I don't know
I'm not so certain. Are you get a token every time you replay them?
Really? Okay, kind of easy to get it then. I guess it gets more difficult
One of the recent mouseburg hurl issues this one has a prominent piece about a new political party formed in response to what the
critics called the meager and meek politics of ones like Cornelius Stilton and his party
colleagues. The new group called Big Mouse Party endorses, though not exclusively, mice
or big and strong. Just as the name implies, the BMP is rapidly gaining popularity, especially
among younger citizens of Malisburg.
Cheesy mysteries rule the headlines these days.
You got some new shit or what I can buy this if I want
By some damn cars, brother you will blooms some comics
Well, let's go to the secret lab I guess actually
Yeah, let's go see your lab.
the
of
the
of the
of
the
of
where later is outdated I kinda want to do the atomic arts final DLC
it takes like four hours
an outhouse, that's a low hanging one
aha
Yeah, for our DLCs, all of the DLCs for that game has been around that.
Good, Ryan.
Make us stay that way.
I'm not beating this game today.
This game is like 12 hours or something.
I guess it depends on how much baseball you play.
Well, it's got a shield gimmicks what
Oh
Surf moaning DLC surf DLC moaning song was video
Did that whole surfing DLC? I don't know what drugs they were on when they made that
But it was pretty sick. I feel like I was the only one in the world who liked that
DLC. I thought it was peak.
I
Just felt like a giant acid trip
I have never done acid.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Octopus, Kraken!
Hey, you!
The secret finder is crazy.
What?
He just shoves all the ammo in there at the same time.
Mousey mouse mouse.
Super Kiko Mega Mega Kirohkem!
Is that you? Thanks for the 32.
I bet Ms. Go is like 35.
Yeah, this game is not like your cushion cartoons, yeah.
by the letter of these here packed the scientists agreed to provide the labs
but a finale for joint research into unknown things the scientists provide
lab equipment and manpower as a magician brings the funds enjoyed by
the clip from Mr. and now the boatload
Steve worked with scientists. Old world scientists, no less.
What was that? That's a...
That's a varnisher?
Oh.
One of the older Milesburg Herald issues.
This one recounts the rise of Steve Bandel,
who stormed into the magic scene with a bang.
A newcomer to the world of illusions.
Bandel is a mouse of great impromise.
His tricks are drawing big crowds to vaudeville shows and even theater stages.
And of course, like any true...
...presti-
...presti-d-j-
...presti-
...d-g-tator.
Presti-d-g-tator?
I've never heard that.
What the hell is a presti-d-g-tator?
He's joined by a stunning and hard-stopping assistant,
one-bitty Lynch.
A young part-time singer and part-time actress.
I don't know, man.
I can't forgive myself, I just can't.
My mind keeps drifting back to Betty, enough to make me shove my work on the unknown.
Bringing her back, it wouldn't be some parlor trick in the memory lane, no.
You can't turn back the river, you can't down ring a bell.
Still, if I had a chance to ask her one question, the only one that ever counted,
the rest mere with fondue
about about a
type press digitator
I'm just going to slide up hand tricks.
Damn!
Heh.
What is this?
The DeVarnisher.
Oh my god brutal this animation
Yeah.
So a new weapon. Acid gun.
Oh, Triggs! Thank you! And the Eqql, thanks for having me. Yeah, it is. It do be Saturday.
playing a sick game finishing the atomic heart saga later yeah I'm tight I'm
excited I mean keep overusing the word that's all right
think about to feel the burn hit you to use it okay
oh don't tell me I got to get that running again
Oh, it's fire ammo.
I use black shirts because it keeps the camera color consistent.
That is why.
I have some, like, sick white shirt.
I have a sick berserk shirt.
A white one, which is really sick.
You wanna see my Muzak shirt?
You know, like keep it in my wardrobe at home.
It actually is really sick though.
My Gulas ticking shirts are basically like too old to use.
They've like fallen apart
What sort of devil's trickery is this?
is this
Oh fuck!
I died, I had no...
that's
that's the real honesty this thing looked an awful lot like Steve's old stage girl
Master!
Egor!
It looks phenomenal. Yeah, it does, right?
Master!
Yeah, yeah, man. Chill, man. I'm, uh...
Luta!
I'm not your master everyone's someone's master
I'll check by the way, I know a great surgeon dr. Boda and wadzuka is
Don't go down that road sir. That would be far far too much for them to handle
them them
Which them them them
I swear I'm gonna punch him at some point you're still saying that out loud master
oh right pretend I didn't so who the hell are you I'm Igor Igor not Igor no Igor
Why so many ours? It's harder to pronounce as the classics would say
These references are gonna get old real fast. Oh, they must endure
There's plenty more where that came from. I can only imagine now seriously. Who are you?
I'm the caretaker master or well
I was my former masters gone so now it's just me
Gone? Like, gone gone?
Oh no, not here. Just he's not here. Makes the lab a tad lonely.
Apart from the crazy cultists or the robo assistants, or that eerie creeping sense of foreshadowing that somewhere along the way your cheese brain's gonna get fried.
Oh, master.
Uh, that uh, premonition?
Oh, don't mind me, master. Just rambling, babbling.
Do your thing. Maybe sweep the floors while you're at it.
I am sweeping here.
That's not quite what I had in mind.
You got any pointers? Suggestions?
This lab's got crazy ridden all over it.
Oh, it's milk toast compared to the labs in the old world.
Oh, you may, I know. You're from the old world.
In a way, but Master Bandel took me in and taught me a thing or two.
Gave me a job too, so here I am.
He's been away lately though, probably on some business trip.
Yeah, you can say that again. So what's with the robot?
Well, the word robot itself comes from a famous play by...
Spammy an etymology lesson. I need fax, Igor.
No, no, master. It's Igor.
That's what I said.
No, you said Igor.
But it's Igor.
Oh, for the love of what's with the robot, babe?
Oh, that? That's the master's former assistant, Betty.
Betty? Isn't Betty Lynch?
Not in the flesh, of course, master.
Master flesh is weak
But the master was quite devastated when his assistant left him and then well died
So he started building something to remind him of her
Now that's creepy. You don't know the lengths and depths of one sorrow master
Don't judge. Oh, yeah, I guess still this one seemed
unfinished deadly but unfinished so what I'm asking is is there a fully built
version out there probably deeper in the lab there should be an update so to
speak great just great so I'll be going Igor I gotta do visit more often
Master we can hang out any time you want
Game's great so far, but I'm ready sure we'll get along just splendidly
Audrey Piper gave Igor a sub
Yeah, if you want to make like milk toast or whatever is is is white bread the best way to do it
Because it like soaks in the batter or something I want to try making it
Oh, yeah, you said I missed the blueprint somewhere.
Oh, yeah, here.
Sweet. Brown bread.
White. Yeah, like French toast or whatever.
You know, you dip it in like milk and egg mix or whatever.
And then you like fry it and whatever.
Oh yes, stale bread is supposed to be good for that, right?
French toast, yeah, yeah, yeah, the French toast, yeah.
I tried making it once, but the bread I used was bad.
You need like stale bread.
We try both white and brown and stay all white works best.
Alright, sick.
Pupupupupupupu, power.
Okay, I definitely did something.
Oh, for the love of all that's holy, I'm fed up with these stinking morons, I brought
them into my home for a little cover.
Maybe some labor, maybe, just maybe a bit of material for the experiments.
Turns out the kind of chaos is tough to wrangle, let alone control, I don't know what I'm
gonna do.
Eviction's off the table now, I might have to seal off the underground.
And Paulie will make it like salty, not sweet at all.
I'm like, yeah, French toast is very sweet in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh
If you use lactose free milk, it's even sweeter. I mean you don't want it too sweet
Did you put some like cinnamon and shit
Cinnamon oh timer
Oh, cinnamon and vanilla extract. Now that sounds like banging. That sounds banging.
Almost a thousand coins. Yeah, I finished pretty much yesterday. Don't worry, I'm not
I'm talking to spoilers, but yeah, I finished it. It was good
We got
Oh, whatever it is.
Ooh!
The nerve to die here.
Can you imagine? What a filthy...
He whined about a drunk shrew spilling shrink cheese hooch all over the carpets.
But one thing he said piqued my interest.
And not just one.
on stomach one filthy shrew but he had a buddy barely made it to the lift and the smell I tell you.
A few eggs, add cinnamon, sugar, maybe a little sugar or extract and whip it, it's simple.
Yeah, then let the bread soak it up and then yeah, bangin'.
Each step, each little tweak, nudges closer to my masterpiece, Betty, whole again.
Never figured cash would be the problem, not the tech or the unknown.
Just banknotes of all things standing in the way of my grand design. Wait, do we have no water yet? Because I don't see it
I'm refreshing. One of my investments went sour
Got the dividends without so much as buyer leave. I don't ask why don't eat so I'll see my opus through come
Heller blue go to go to Gonsuala
Igor's pacing like a caged gator sweepstores by the day by the hour as if he smells some coming. Yeah, no
I see it. Yeah
Well, I don't think my like filters work. It's kind of like stuff. I don't think they work at least
Ever since I like change the stream to see
Wait, maybe they did work
Hmm, well this button does not work
or
Oh this button does not work. Oh it does work. Oh this button does not work
Hello hello, how is this one?
Hello, okay, how is this one? I did nothing
Hello?
Now what? Hello?
Now what? Hello? Oh, it doesn't. I don't know fucking scuffed
Whatever um, yeah, we're cool
We're cool
Wait they are working I played it back and I it sounded normal to me here
Yeah, I was changing the pitch. I didn't hear the change of pitch though
Anyways
I like the acid guns very strong
Oh, yeah, we're back here and we got power for that so let's follow the little brush
Where's the brush going? Okay
I'm not going to blow up or what.
Ah
Mel
Oh
I got the triple kill achievement there I didn't even know there was one but still all right
What?
Whoa.
No, I'm playing on hard.
However massive.
Yeah, like secret labception, bruh.
Bruh?
Must be a secret safe under there.
I mean, if I was a dev, I'd definitely put one there.
really that's fucking mental
where the hell did you go oh shit
No garf later. I want to do atomic hearts final DLC later. And here the bangin' soundtrack.
Huh?
Toilet!
I'm not beating this today, no no no, tomorrow I can!
I had a lead, I shake you on, yeah, it's still a lead.
I've not thought that today now wait oh shit
Hurry!
Sheva!
Hurry!
Alright, did it water stop?
I don't- I don't think so.
No entry yet.
Oh, okay.
As you got, robot.
I killed one with acid before.
Not with a red one.
I killed one with acid before.
one with acid but before not with the acid gun though but as a barrel it's got a piece of evidence here
this is milk penis music
what up and now the nearby
Oh
Card Johnny drawers or something
Do it do do it do do it do do do do do do do do
Oh shit another boss. Yeah, I really see this is
crazy. Yeah, we've got so much dinero. I want the upgrade shop to open up because there
definitely is one probably after this someone said one of the older mouseburg herald issues
this one features a piece on a suspected money laundering operation allegedly tied to more
than a few street magicians cups cards and flashy wand tricks make it easy to squeeze
the last buck out of any honest if morally frail mouse but the money seems to
vanish into other pockets as well according to our insider sources the
police are on the move and I've already seen their first success I get a new
gun no
Another setback, and why?
Because you can't do jack without dough.
Banks, companies, subsidiaries, always the choke chain.
Play the good boy, they pat you on the head.
The second you show you ain't their puppet, they slam the purse shut.
Well, Flutter Gates, eh?
I've lined up new investors, ze odd bunch, but they'll carry me through.
All that's left is the prize they named.
Oh, this is a hard save. I got this. Come on. Look in.
Yeah, well the only degree I got is a pedigree in
I need more acid please.
I got one guy by gimmicks
Oh so easy
Okay, I'm gonna press this
What does that do? Okay, I should
Stay away from her. Okay, you get some free damage
All right, okay, I should be easy
I
Said acid acid
Slugs slugs
Steve I find you will have a long talk about your life choices
Yeah
Acid gun is so good for these boss fights
Ba da ba ba da ba ba, ba da ba. Coast guard arrival cards, the scientists. There's the clue
Average dog side arrival card dated three years back
Signed by the Coast Guard and someone by the name Von Hatterstead mentions a huge submarine. We've seen that.
Coast Guard papers. Arrival signed by a Von Arzer.
Name doesn't ring a bell. Time to find out why.
why
cool phone will i knock on someone's door with his fedora trench coat uh no
running for two months now still can't get on the 30 do you do any varied running
workouts one zero like speed workouts and long runs and stuff
I
Guess and I go wander little update lucky her
You just do 5k yeah, you should do mixed in some speed workouts for sure what now
clip not packing the payload you promised tired of firing blanks when you
need a real bang whether you're looking for a longer barrel a quicker release or
just something with a lecture kick swing by my workshop I've got a brand new
piece of banging banging genius you don't want to miss
What the hell was she thinking?
Your advice would be to find a polar bear and try to run away from it. Yeah, true
Are you out of your mind cam announcing something like this is the upgrade station
like what that little notice you posted banging genius what kind of talk is that
even it's about gun to an end dummy yeah yeah it's a white bang ballistics
augmentation and noteworthy games mobile it's better ain't you know cuz you're
old been working on it since my wetlands days you bring schematics
Pop them in and bang your guns are graded
Banger add more bang for your buck
It's uh
It doesn't quite
No, no, no, but it's good. It's good great even I'll use it like crazy right now in fact
Young adults. Shish.
Alright.
Damn, look at that.
Oh, you also get alt-fire and stuff.
Oh, so it's not just like a straight-up, more damaged,
bada-bing, bada-boom.
Fires three quick, accurate shots.
Oh, there's a unique animation for each level
when you upgrade weapons.
If you want to watch it...
Was the upgrade weapon...
Okay, okay, I'll check it.
Charge up and fire some more powerful shawl.
Oh, they pierced the first enemy.
The first two enemies.
The first three enemies.
What does the varnisher do?
Fires a sticky blob of acid,
which explodes up short delay.
It deals air damage and applies toxic damage.
Hmm.
Yes, the later upgrades are kind of meh.
So this cost one I have 14 okay I mean the pistol is to be honest the pistol
isn't awful but I'm sure I'll find something more fun than the pistol the
Varnisher and shoddy guns fun man. I'll get this
Okay, so that's three
This banger from mental oh crying heart. Yeah, sure
bullets pierce in the first enemies pretty bad I mean the first
upgrade is like it only costs one so it's pretty much no brainer oh it
changed I didn't I thought it changed the looks of it
It's increasing projectile count and then it's five okay it's pretty easy just to
Upgrade them chicken ten year anniversary. Thank you. Thank you, dude
It did well, I can't open the gun again though
See we I
Could get this and the last on this that's pretty tight
oh yeah yeah I got they got the cords now the cords yeah the cords
oh what a jam you get when you max upgrade a weapon
I
Vivian McCartney
Yeah
My sir rank one I should get so I forgot it only cost one it's worth it. I made my piece. Okay. I was just wondering
Do you ever yeah, no
Yeah, let's get, let's get my, sir.
Yeah, yeah, the white stuff that happens during the animation is the new thing you got.
I love it.
And weapons change the look when you upgrade them.
That's the shit.
So addicting, man.
Oh, we gotta go to the clue board.
Talk to Wanda.
Oh yeah, I should buy the...
Crispy Critters DLC also.
Don't really have too much DeVarnish Ramo.
buy some of that. Buy some boomstickers. Ooooooh, I mean a fielding play is cool. No, but I
need to download it, Cosmic. I'm not gonna buy any cards. I mean I got strips, but it's
alright. No, I fucking right clicked because I thought that would take me out of the
Now I see there's been some weird...
Dis...
Disagreements between them and mice?
No. Disinfectants.
No way. They finally came up with something better than Spike D's stuff.
Disappearances, Jack.
They're in real danger
See the shrews were always a thorn in the side of you know
The uptight in wealthy just so
Anyway, a little bird told me that the shrews are disappearing faster than a shelled stretch
I also heard that the police might be involved. No one knows what to make of it
But maybe someone should
someone with a
A ponchon for solving the equation.
So, this is my cue to go and dig a little.
See, that's what I like about you, Jack.
You always do when to make your move.
It's probably nothing but my checkout, Lurgy Ro.
See if the air is thicker than usual.
Lurgy Ro.
I'll spin some stuff first.
Unravel, slum-ravel.
see
Dr. Wanda
yo, Ariel. Thanks 38 bruh. That whole makes 69 and chicken again. Thank you for the 10 years.
Thank you
Kirby does wonder.
There you are.
No body, but he did try to, uh, recreate Betty Lynch.
The dead Starlet? She used to be a stage girl before Tinselbros snapped her up, right?
Wait, wait, what do you mean, recreate?
Guessing her accident hit him harder than anyone knew. Hard enough to make himself a robotic replacement.
Nuts? Ew.
Nuts! That is ooh. Calling it creepy is like saying Waller boys are just kinda into blue cheese.
deep issues aside got any real leads on
Bandal come on Jack spill it well this
might be bigger than we first thought I
found traces of Steve's dealings with a
techno file group I think a bunch of
weirdo mad scientist types did you
interrogate any of them they were long
gone but they did leave a trail of
cheese crumbs and what they were
working on was out of this world
please sounds like more bandel smoke
I think I have cigars like old dry ones.
Well, if it rattled you, maybe there's something to it.
So what's the plan now?
Well, we gotta head to the car.
where I'll keep in touch all right oh you will I'll see to that well we gotta
head to clergy row yo
It was time to stretch legs and peek into the roll.
clergy row
Give me a blueprint
The VA for Jack it is a mr. Mr. Troy Baker
What
Don't hurt me officer. It was just a little cheese stick on the sidewalk
I ain't done nothing wrong easy pal. I'm not a cop. What's good? He didn't the Emma Jones. Yeah, he did
Them cops. Yeah. Yes, sir. Protect all that. No, no
They're rounding us up
Wham paddy wagon rolls in and then gone gone. How gone gone
My buddy got never just being a shrew
Oh, okay, we've put up with that for years, but, uh, word is, he didn't end up in a slammer,
just vanished.
Damn.
Huh?
Damn, indeed.
Oh, you watch your back.
I'm getting out of here to the wetlands or anywhere, really, anywhere but here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit!
I mean, UL was his biggest role, right?
Oh, that uses double there.
Higgs?
Oh yeah, Higgs.
That's true.
Higgs also.
Very true, very true.
Why?
Ah, crunch, wrap, supreme, thanks Nate.
I was just on SVT2 about this 2-0 running in.
Yeah, I was last year also.
Anyone home?
It's really funny.
No.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Oh.
Wow, that is the easiest safe in the game so far.
Yeah, IGN hates this game. I don't know. I don't know why. Hey, souls and berries, it's
55
Oh logo alarm
Damn the shotgun has a different noise now I feel I feel like it has more of a bang or maybe I'm just crazy
The animations are so godlike in this game, it's...
These cops carry badges, but holy moly they work more like mobsters
Riberon and that's a good point
While our great chat was keeping me a gunpoint to switch my camera to black and white for this game
She died of wetters.
Think we'll do this mission and then we can finish, we can do atomic hard dill and finish
that one. Can't you switch to color mode for this game? Two as a test? I don't think
this game has colors. Alright, I can't as yeah. Yeah, I finished uh, pregump uh, yesterday.
And then not to the Republic? No. I mean I'll finish this game tomorrow. This game
It was like 12 hours, it's just too streamed, so it's perfect to do this mission now.
Fuckin' A!
Project and I feel like I've heard of this
Do the upgrades I got for the weapons were mental
This is so strong
Yeah, this gun is ridiculously powerful.
really is I'm frozen
do-do-do-do-do-do my plan is to do this until this mission is over then a
atomic heart DLC full DLC and then a
atomic heart is over man and then
tomorrow finish this game and then play
the Resident Evil like that's my game
plan
do do do
sick one of the older Mausburg Herald
issues features a loud six-page
expose it by none other than one da
fuller a stellar example investigative
Journalism. This article de facto brings down one of the Mausburg mob families. The world probably won't ever be quite the same, right?
Atomicars getting a co-lab would reverse in 1999. What is that?
I didn't even know what that is, brother.
Atomicard, I think it's the fourth DLC and it's the ending. It's the finale.
And I've played all of the DLCs. I really want to I want to hear the songs because every DLC has had insane bangers
And even though I don't remember the story too much in that game. I
Still want to see how it goes for him
The RE like is called I don't I don't remember I
I never ground zero I think oh they have a recap at the start nice perfect
but we do this mission first so be a perfect cocks
I wanted to score that's so good. I should get three points
Reese bought oh shit what the fuck
Royce
Ahhhh!
Also a lot of health though.
Hmm.
I'm gonna kill you.
Ahhhh!
Also a lot of health though.
Hmm, hmm, hunchkey and killbarser.
The floor you could eat.
Perugia recipe I've never made my own perugia only I've only had good abyss
How is Super Meat Boy 3, do you guys anyone know?
Oh yeah, I forgot that game's out.
True.
I need to get the dog out real quick chat
Well, uh, Suido, yeah?
I don't know what to do with it.
Ahhhh.
Hats on.
Games on.
Gaming.
What is chat gaming on this Saturday?
Definitely some FF14 players.
Oh, old school runescape, sick.
Wolf mate, yeah, okay.
Thousand X resist?
Oh, Mugenics.
Slay the Spire 2 Tomb Raider.
Trying to finish boss gate 300 plus hours in?
Jesus.
Y'all before Lord of Hatred? Has that patch happened yet?
Or is that later?
Hey, you.
Gaming, my drawing app, and Thunderstack is online? Oh.
Hey, you.
Oh, you're reviewing digital. Right, right, right, right.
Do-de-do-de-do-de-do.
Splat!
You're playing I Want to Be the Bushy?
That's kind of based.
Hey, you.
From moving things, the 1-0 Saban, thank you, Zindra, 4-9, sheba, nothing, 64.
Buckshot roulette.
Pretty basic, yeah.
ZOOF! Hold on. It's BUSHY TIME!
What happens- Oh, it's just- okay, it's DEATH.
Folks, I like guys making more of a party game in the same style. Yeah, we're playing when
it comes out. If the lads still remember me.
One of the older Milesburg Herald issues. This one covers the troubling wave of workers'
strike spreading across the country. Some blame it on grueling conditions and
munitions factories along with effects of the quite big affair as a whole.
Others expect this all just a ploy concocted by certain nefarious parties.
Malisbury is now free from the bad ink as the editor concludes in the
article's punchline.
Yo
So there's like duck hunt, huh?
The game from books are let guy. Oh, it's called um, I think it's like metal party or something
Or what is it called party something it's on my machine party here
So this is Mario Party, but brutal version by the buckshot relate guy
It'll be fine. Wait, what was the name with that Todd Howard trailer? I think I didn't
wish list that game. I don't remember what it was. Um, fuck, I'm trying to remember.
Oh yeah, Lantern. Yeah.
Fuck you Todd Howard! Elder Scroll 6 is taking so long that we're just making our own!
Except we're making it weird and unique like Morrowind was!
Cast spells that make you jump 5,000 feet and fucking die!
Fungus Wizards! Vulture Gorillas! Vultrillas!
That guy looks familiar. Everyone's making a souls like we're making a scrolls like kill every NPC
Pickpocketing
Love picking and fucking co-op. Can you do that Todd?
Huh?
The lantern of the Latin saints. The prologue to the holy fool.
Lantern releasing this year. With your support we can finish the holy fool and make it the most unique open-world RPG
It's Morrowind!
Fuck you, Todd Howard!
Elder Scrolls 6 is making so long that we're just gonna die!
What? Stop!
Except you're making-
Okay.
Fuck you, Todd Howard!
Let's see if I can get to the station without ending up in a ditch.
Secret!
I've seen that one, there's really a...
You have to play it though.
Yes, I was in the chest club.
That was a secret?
Cool.
I'm supposed to go here?
Then I'm going this way grab is a cheese you go in here
Yo, Avalon, hope you have a good Saturday this game is brilliant. It's really good
I'm gonna play this until this mission is over then we're doing atomic hearts final DLC
Well, Mika beat LHS.
We've actually-
The easy way.
The quiet way.
We played chest once, and I won.
But every time it was my turn to play, like every play took like five minutes, and she
it took like 30 seconds but I still won
of
the
get all
uh-uh
get all, get all
oh
this case reeks in more ways than one yeah
random man dude thanks hit six shit was again retalled hours up thank you
live thanks for Aaron thanks for the for the move to thanks the water cell I
glad you like it Aaron thank you and zero thanks for nine she's been there
like 64. Chest stream when? Oh brother. I mean when I play the Harry Potter games you
have to play chess in the later ones. Salad was losing his mind during it. And it's actual
chess.
here's jack-o
We're gonna hear so many bangers today with this seven atomic mark
I see them up here then.
Is this cowboy b-bump? I thought that was like new Java style
I
All that elementary math finally paid off.
Elementary.
Hey, you.
What the fuck?
Oh, whoops.
you
what the fuck
oh whoops
ls basebox i'm not watching a single anime ever i've seen anime
What mini guy
Oh my god, this weapon is so good, it's crazy
Okay, this is a hard safe.
Look in.
Get some coffee.
I finished Purgmotto yesterday, yeah.
Thank you.
This game is brilliant so far.
It's actually really, really good.
I've seen Naruto.
I've seen Sailor Moon based.
Well, well, time's changed.
It used to be a police station now.
I've seen Death Note through proofs.
This is the police!
Dude, they die from one shot of this.
Through the shield. This weapon is crazy.
Oh my, and three shots to kill him?
What is this?
Yeah, I've seen Villain Saga, yeah.
An old Berserk anime, and I've seen a little bit of the new one,
but I flushed it.
a long time ago
crooked cops will haul in shrews into the sewers
why no one could know
The shrews and the cops.
Brilliant. Is that a new weapon? Oh, this should call the Tiberider.
Of course, it's where it says welcome Leon. Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, okay, I'll check it.
A party to die for, better bring your umbrella, as if it's going to rain pure fun.
September 23rd, host W Birken, live music by Marvin and the Lickers.
Did I watch Nils Holgeshawn?
Oh!
Nils Holgeshawn.
That's a classic dude.
I can't save here by the way, I don't know why.
I
Hell time to move
Oh
Oh, it's a different way into the prison!
Okay, that's pretty cool.
So what's up with that?
Is that also a different way into the prison?
Fuck, I need a prison key.
Where is the prison key?
I want to get that blueprint
Game is brilliant as hell
Prison key? Could you be hiding over here somewhere?
Well, it's Mausburg. You can't take a stroll without catching a swing.
But me, I'm no swing guy. I stick to jazz.
the name of the new gun James gun James gun it just clicked
Does anyone know where the prison key is?
I don't want to miss that blueprint.
no words of the knowing
I
Okay
I called leave for here now
Yeah
I can get back the way I came in, I'm guessing.
Otherwise I'm locked.
Where's your damn prison key?
Oh, there it is.
Got it.
oh my god the blood gurgling oh mpd good cop
Aha! Timmy! Timmy!
Well I got the blueprint, but there's still a vis.
This might be a different way into the station.
only shawty shells here. Wait, how do I leave? I guess I'll leave through the vent again.
So many ways to get in here that's super sick.
Is it through this side?
Oh yeah you jumped over there yeah.
South Park and Stick of Truth?
Yeah that would be fun to replay.
Alright.
Alright!
Ba-ba-bam-ba-ba!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
Jesus Christ!
Oh
I see.
Me and the streeters.
Uh.
Oh.
It didn't seem like much at first.
Wasn't even sure it was a case.
But the job still penhanded me.
It felt like I stabbed Ryan on a buried mine.
The mess with the shrews?
Well, Ruckus don't seem to cut it.
Poor bastards.
I was in too deep, way deeper than I signed up for.
Stilt him.
He shoved me into this mess.
Now it's his turn to pull me back out.
They pull me back in.
Jidmo 97 and Kelzix 57. Ooh, yeah!
We gotta check the upgrade for the James Gunn.
So, James Gunn, increase the damage AI up.
Spray and pray. Rapidly dump some ton of bullets at a cost of wider spread.
sounds fun I could also get the last boom stick upgrade I wanted to
Hmm
Tomorrow that's a tier 3 118 fedora tip for you brother
Thank you a savior of rock makes it a ton oh
Yeah, I already have peers in the first two enemies
but it also increases damage and max ammo is sick so I'll finish up there the
shawty cuz I use it a lot oh it's fine and I can't do that yet alright we'll
see I thought it was three my bad the fedora is not AI it's all me baby the
The game has been wonderful, Guns.
Is there any way to see when I start following you?
Click your own name in the chat.
Unravel, smung rabble.
Hey, you.
See you till next 56.
So, did you find anything of substance?
Not sure you want to hear this, Cornelius.
That's bad, huh?
Worse, the cops, they were rounding up their shrews.
Not an arrest or two, more like a district-wide hunt.
What?
Yeah.
But these weren't your run-of-the-mill, trigger-happy cheese chewing law buying cops.
Something's rotten in the police force.
Stinks worse than blue cheese on a hot day.
You're saying these police were dirty?
Crooked it as a broken nose.
They've even been locking up their own behind bars.
Must be some internal squabble to keep the honest cops from squeaking.
Had the Shrews. They locked them up too?
Not that I could see. These crooked cops must be holding them somewhere else.
I did find a sewer mat though, so diving into the muck is next on my list.
Oh, if what you're saying is true, this is most concerning.
Those poor little broadens.
I'll play around the baseball.
I have a bunch of new cards.
Oh, a 7 with a speed boost?
Yeah, we take that.
Oh, what? He has a 10?
No fucking way! Okay, it's definitely getting more difficult then.
Okay, uh, yikes. Where's all my good cards at?
Okay, that's good.
With a power swing, I'll roll an eighth at least.
Oh, he also- Okay, win the coin flip. Come on. Come on.
Yes.
Oh trash
Okay a power swing I'll do a power swing on a 5-3 come on I have a six in total
Okay six fielding play minus one speed come on win. Yeah. Yes
When we get to go there you're still stuck there we need to get a score
Okay a power swing I can't discard anymore, so there's only so much I can do
We have a speed boost he's only playing one card it's probably a heavy hitter
though yeah let's do this yeah good thing I did we won that nice
That batter is not going anywhere.
Yeah, he's not going to make it into goal anyways.
Get the power swing, come on.
no I should take oh yeah I should have taken the speed because now I won't make
it anyways with the speed I would have made it if I won that I was dumb
well let's see if we can that is not good pictures right there yikes okay
Let's go hard first
Okay, we win that easily easily
That's one oh
That's an eight that's super solid. There's no way he gets higher than eight. I know we can save
Hmm we could discard
We could discard you
Okay, yeah, we'll take a six. Let's play this yeah
Good call. Nice.
Okay, just a few more turns. Come on. Pitchfocus.
A six and a six. That's a seven.
Uh, there's no point in doing a fielding.
Oh, not really. Hmm.
We could ditch you and hope for a better card.
Nah, let's play a six with a pitchfocus.
No, he has an eight. Fuck.
Okay, he only gets to move once, though.
That's fine. That's okay. Two more rounds. We gotta keep him away. Eight. Yes. Okay.
Good shit. We do that in a fielding play, so he stays there. Nine! Ten! Okay, um, well,
they're still on first base. If I keep him there at this turn, we're good. And I don't
have anything to- okay I can ditch one.
Yes! Oh my god, the godlike RNG. Okay, we roll a six with a fielding play.
We won. Easy. Alright.
We need 20 coins to get the secret so you got to win 20 times it's all good.
It's not Gamba well it's kind of Gamba it's very straightforward I could explain it so
Now I play as the batter, and this is how many times I get to move on the field.
So three moves, I will end up here, two moves, I'll end up here, yada yada.
Now I can't see what he's doing, and if he rolls a higher throw than my bat, I'm not
going to get a swing.
So I need to make sure I get people out on the field first.
Now these are pretty ass cards, but we could roll like a five and
Then we can play a tactic card plus one. This is plus one swing. So I have six in total
Hopefully he doesn't have over six
And he has seven of course, so now he's gonna try he's gonna catch it. So that's one round
Okay, we have a really good batter here with a speed boost so
I say we go for this. Yes, we win
So now we're going to end up over here.
Because we had a higher bat than his throw.
And we had two movement speed.
Okay, a power swing, that's a five.
Let's ditch you.
A speed boost.
Uh...
I could do you with a power swing.
That's a triple there.
You would enter out and get some points.
He only plays one card.
Hopefully it's not a high thrower.
yes point one-to-one we'll get this guy into we're good
oh so good so good I'll have one more turn after this I have one more discard I
could use and we could hmm yeah we could make sure he doesn't he only plays one
card but it could be an eight so I'd rather take the coin flip six okay I
would have been fine with the speed then now we could potentially get this
guy in if we have a triple speed which we do and a five but we have no batter
our card so he only rolls one hopefully it's a four or a five with a speed boost
we'll get two people in come on eight yeah well it's fine we got two people in
though I having it this game is brilliant but we're gonna do a atomic
card DLC after this it's like four hours long
This game is like 12-ish hours, so I'm gonna finish it tomorrow.
Let's see here.
So he plays two cards, ooh, it might be a high one.
I mean we have a 6 plus 1, so then we have a C at the, we could go for that and hope
he doesn't have a lot of speed.
Yeah, we're good, we're good, nice.
one. Oh that's an eighth throw. Super good. I think we only play this card and he has a
nine. Okay try to keep this guy here now by my fielding play reduces their speed by one
so he would stay here if I play this along with another card. Let's do it. Let's play
this oh I mean they both stay though so it's all right
oh he good okay let's see an eight and he plays one card now let's remove you
fuck okay I was hoping to make it so this guy could stay there which I can
with this and a pitch focus let's do it yes okay win the coin toss come on no how
we win though he can't get two people in let's roll a through the fielding play
and I mean we're super safe
yeah wait oh yeah it's fine now we win
easy game
this is not gamma this is a high IQ gaming here
wait I didn't get a coin now or did I
No, I did. Yeah, five. You need twenty and then you get a prize from this. I'm not sure what it is
But I'd love to see it though
Let me buy the atomic hard Dilk
And download it
Oh, I have it already wait what apparently I have it
you
I
Yikes
Yikes.
Okay, that's a seven.
Let's play it.
Oh, he has an eight!
No!
Hellavette, we gotta keep him there now.
Two more turns.
Wait, but he has three.
He's gonna get in anyways, right?
they still get to run. I think they do, yeah. I think so? I'm not sure. No, I didn't! What
kind of car- jeez it! Okay, it's okay. Wait, opponent, zero. Oh, I see, okay. Ditch this,
Maybe get a... okay that's a fielding play.
Let's do this to keep him there.
Yes!
Very good.
Bruh, let's draw.
Draw?
How about we flip a coin for it?
I can't get out of one more final one final one final one
Fuck that's bad this card is so ass. Okay. That's a power swing. He only plays one card. No
Okay, do this with a speed boost.
Come on.
Okay, wind the coin flip at least.
Please.
Why?
This is so rigged.
Okay, that's a good one.
At least get some points, please.
Come on.
Okay, here we're all defeated at four.
oh yeah home run because I doubled his thing yeah I doubled his uh his uh
throwing stats then you get a home run right I forgot about that gimmick
okay I guess we do this with a speed boost to see he only rolls one card
fuck
Yeah, I can't get a point now god damn it if I had a speed boost is that a power swing
I could have you all of it, but whatever it doesn't matter
Okay, well we have one point
I double
Yes, oh wait, it's not double. I don't really get it, but I got it. Okay. I have two I have two yes, I
Don't know why that's a home run. I don't remember the rules
Okay, um
Only one card, okay, I'll do an eight. Yeah
Okay, only one card, I'll roll an 8.
Yeah, this is so easy.
We should win this now.
Let's do a 7.
Easy.
Yeah, it's over.
Even if it gets a home run, it doesn't matter.
Three or higher than enemy turn.
Ah, okay.
Sick.
Yeah, we won.
Wow, he didn't get anything.
Alright, alright, let's do Atomic Hard, full playthrough of DLC, and it's the good bye
to Atomic Hard, man, it's over.
The final one.
This game's so sick, I look forward to continuing it tomorrow.
Uh, let me go save.
Fuck yeah, let's go.
Yeah, I mean they're gonna release atomic art too of course.
Okay, let's see.
Ah.
Ba da ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da, this game is fuckin' 82 achievements.
What?
Mental.
MENTAL.
Oh, alright, let's do it.
The size of a atomic heart? It was 147GB.
Fucking hell.
Crazy.
is goaded it's got really good reviews it does oh yeah yeah now I can remove
this right wow I'll say it'll be back tomorrow though
mouse game sick dude
No, it's not flushed, mouse game will be finished tomorrow and then after I finish it well depends
on how long it takes but the mouse game is like 12 hours long so it's about two streams
and I really want to do the DLC and do the Resident Evil like there is an evil like won't
be tomorrow won't be today but it will be tomorrow after finishing mouse game we'll
see how long it takes.
Ew, it's locked at 60, why is it so franey?
Ew.
Why am I 30 FPS? Eww.
My frames are fucking ogre.
Oh, shaders. Oh, shit. I could have played more baseball!
is the game with a horny fridge yep it is it do be this is the crispy critters game
They released their final DLC. I've played every single DLC and now they released the final one
And then the second game yeah, no one that no a release date for they still got the robots
They're releasing the cube first?
That's an MMO?
Is it?
I thought that was like a battle royale or something.
What the fuck?
No mouse game is like 12 hours long.
I'm finishing it tomorrow.
It'll be perfect.
I
Whoa
So is this gonna be like a looters. Oh, they of course they have the robots in this too
Is this gonna be like a looter shooter or what is this?
The sky a giant queue I
I can still barely believe I'm a low RPG shooter.
When it showed up, I was in the lab.
I didn't even see it.
You know?
I felt that same fear, though.
The terrible sense of my own powerlessness.
How did the whole of humanity miss it?
And did we actually miss it?
What if the cube didn't appear, but revealed itself?
What if it was always there
and we've only just started to see it?
Maybe it's a lab life.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Multiplayer RPG shooter. So it's like Destiny.
I mean they have all the characters on the atomic heart here it seems like.
Yeah I finished Pramod yesterday I did yeah.
60% right.
Direct to your laser candy findings remake?
I was thinking of playing it.
Yo crew got like 68, bruh.
Hmm.
Oh!
I feel like I recognize this.
How about a quick Garfield Jam while the shaders are compiling?
That was a slap.
Slap.
Thank you party man.
No.
I very much recognize this.
Is this like a Final Fantasy or something?
or what is this 2022 this looks kind of cool
developer Matthias Linda actually I have no idea what this is oh chain that goes
I'd never would have guessed it
I should get this. I feel like I really recognize this
Yeah, this is not Zaldo
Wait, oh, it's duck tails. Yeah
Whoo, what?
I think you're gone.
Is this a Gamecube?
Is this like a Pikmin or something?
No?
Action Adventure.
I don't recognize this at all. Wait, do it? No.
End the space? I don't know. Is this like a, was it Time Splitters game? No, was that Pea? I don't know.
Geist. I have no idea.
96% we can do one more.
Wow, 95% score?
Is this like a Sackboy?
Oh, it's a little big planner, right, or?
Nice.
Easy game.
All right, we're back.
There we go.
I think everything should be in order.
I think...
Let's see.
How do you start this DLC play?
It says play up here.
Oh, I'm gonna move myself somewhere
These are so no play on normal play on normal don't let chat influence you play on normal
These are ass on Armageddon because everything it takes four million years to kill
Yeah, it's true everything takes four years to kill in this game on heart of difficulties. It really does
It's true. I'm not gonna
You did Armageddon all you did was spam one of the weapon arts it's boring
Yeah
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna chat it influence me. Let's go. I
remember I think I did every deal see on the hard ass and it just gets fucking tedious because
It's like you're just shooting into tanks
Comrades, this is Professor Levative. Events have required an updated facility report.
So much has happened since the recent catastrophe and resulting violence. I'll explain what
we know. The anticipated launch of Collective 2.0,
United Humanity into a single network, ended in a tragedy. Our robots went rogue and
initiated a bloodbath. At fault, the Soviet Union's greatest minds, Dmitry Sechenov and
Sheraton Zaharov, the fathers of robotics and inventors of polymer.
But Sechenov, for all his genius, built the robots with a plough, and Zaharov exploited
it. In the bloodshed, humanity was trapped between two gods, one who sought compulsory
order, the other unrivaled chaos. An accident turned Zaharov into a polymeric entity
named charlotte he was transformed yet undone executing a diabolical plan charlotte's managed
to capture sechnoff and take control of collective itself i'm already lost it's fine and sechnoff
is locked in a prison but we possess a counter force a remarkable man known as p3 say the
line b3 he survives thanks to his wife ectorena who rescued him from limbo reunited they
They face a battle against the world, but they won't combat Charles alone.
Hunter, Anastasia and Nikolai will help.
With his new allies along with myself and Xenaida, P3 finds the path to bring us face
to face with Charles.
But what can a small team do against a dangerous and driven mind that controls the robot
armies of the world?
If Charles finds a way to hack Dr. Setchenov's consciousness, then the world will enter
a nightmare from which humanity will never awaken is that like uh infinite sukiyomi can we stop him
we have a plan to attack the heart of the enemy time to fight comrades
thanks anonymous red is thanks to 135 all right i'm i'm mostly excited to hear the the soundtrack man
it never disappoints
And now, Charles. Oh, sweet. Let's go. Where is he now?
At Wave. It's the main Neuro Polymer processing complex. Whatever Charles has planned, he needs
the stuff in enormous quantities. Strike him before he gets what he needs.
Risky move. But it makes sense.
We might not get another chance.
What?
Cole, you hold this a sec.
Sure.
What?
Neil, I can barely hear you.
Repeat.
Hey, that's mine.
Simmer down.
I'll give it back.
Right.
Listen up.
I'll get to the point.
No one has to come with me.
Hey, Major, let's skip the heroics.
We all go in together.
That's not up for discussion.
Major, we'll show them all in there.
Okay, the boat's prepared. All aboard.
Nassia.
Yeah, just a sec.
Hey, there's something that I need to say.
Just a sec. Yep.
Really, it's...
Yeah, of course.
Major, we're surrounded.
What?
Oh! Where?
Hi, you...
Holy shit!
No!
All good here.
Take cover!
Go, run, hurry!
Yeah, did they add the nipples to the robot? Or was that always there?
But let's deal with this first.
It was always there?
Let me go top right.
Oh shit, Jesus Christ. It just starts.
Like I remember how to play this.
when you kill the moray.
Hey, I killed that thing.
You helped.
Not how I remember it.
Help!
Oh, I have weapons.
There's more over there.
Why am I reloading?
I
No, it's Jeff plays a guitar who makes the music, I believe.
all aboard look alive thank you
hey kiddos mega muffins ragamuffins and get over here before you become
fish food I highly recommend that you listen to Colonel more of Yovar comrades
per the data the probability that you will win this battle is less than 1%
mom we could have sorted things out ourselves yeah salted into spare parts
right let's get out of here I'm delighted to see you again or rather meet
you personally you like tea don't you what there's churlus a stone's throw
Oh, count down your fury now, Major P3.
It'll come in rather handy for you soon.
Maybe in a few hours from now.
Until then, perhaps you'd like some tea.
Ha ha ha.
Fantastic.
Ask a job, it's 55.
Why do you need arms and legs? It's absolutely ridiculous.
Well, look who's talking. The so-called, the-the-the top model.
Ladies, enough. Please.
Stay out of it, kid. My daughter's right.
Comrades, please. Let's all just take a deep breath, okay?
Agreed. We got one quiet hour left, and then we...
Right.
It's easier to be around dolphins than people.
We can't even agree on a plan.
We've discussed everything, except her behavior.
As soon as you turn around, she...
Focus on your husband's issues.
He's been snoring throughout planning.
Oh, he's done with snoring.
Well, we gotta stop the bad guy.
Welcome back, Major.
It's all on following.
now your time has come hey that's a nice watch Colonel Murrow of Yelva
Watts may I trouble you for a minute good morning my love guess I slept
through your marathon planning session you know the broad strokes already we
We were just discussing details and if anyone deserves to sleep in, it's you.
I had forgotten what it's like to just sleep.
I did not download a nipple mod.
Hey honey.
Oh hi.
How are you?
Ready for the final push?
With you?
I'm always ready.
What happened with the repairbender?
Do we meet her?
She's venomous like a viper and gives me lip like,
look, she's a problem.
Hey, if this is all because she was flirting with me.
God, not everything is about you, Sergei.
First of all, she's begging for my second body,
which I feel incomplete without.
And secondly, I don't trust her.
We can't trust her.
And I admit, I'm not happy with what Simo Jelkin
about whose logical model Nora was based on. She's just trouble, Sergei. She's hiding something. Always.
How are you faring? Honestly, when there's gunfire in enemies, I'm fine.
Completely at peace. But when things are quiet, I can feel something in me. Avoid that I don't want.
Your second body, is that what you mean? I don't know what such an off-did to me.
Oh god damn it.
Oh, I'm fixing it.
Okay.
You were absolutely amazing on the beach.
Yeah, but it just looked that way.
People think my body is the best, most powerful weapon such an off had.
But that's clearly not the case.
You know someone better?
Well, one person, he almost destroyed both of my bodies.
He's handsome, muscular, and a wonderful family man with a great sense of humor.
Know anyone like that?
No. But he sounds lucky.
And he's got a smart, courageous, and loving wife.
Sir gay, you charmer.
In all seriousness, I don't have endless resources.
I have only one body.
I'm strong, but not invincible.
I've learned that several times now. Remember that about yourself, too. We need to be careful.
Well, since I have someone to live for, hey, we'll get through this.
How about your mom, everything okay?
We talked a little while you were asleep, and Labedev talked to us separately, but it's hard.
To be honest I really missed her. Before you ask I forbade her from coming with us.
Lebedev agreed. She can fly around in the hut and pick us up later. I don't even want to think about
then don't think about it. Focus on what'll happen when we get back.
Victoria's, of course. And what will happen, comrade husband?
Other people watching this game for the first time. Do you understand what's going on brother?
I've played all the DLCs in the base game. I don't understand what's going on. They're stopping the big bad guy
But that's it
We'll live happily a lot we'll live happily ever after and we'll never die
It's a secret you'll see I have two copies of a beautiful wife
And you'll have an average Joe of a husband who has a great sense of humor true
I'll have two copies of a beautiful wife and you will have an average Joe of a husband who has a
great sense of humor. I'll have the best of all possible husbands, not average either,
but the most outstanding Joe I could ever imagine. You don't have to worry about that.
I need more calibrating. My efficiency is under 80%, not going to take that into battle.
I'll see you later
Okay, all right. All right
There's the fridge
computes
Hi there fridge, hey Friggy how's your protruding shaft feeling any pain?
Oh my arm. Yeah, right is ring. Thanks
So house things with Nora
lady well hard to say this game doesn't give us fun
about it bro distracting she talks to dad i mean levitative much more than to
me colia says she had an encrypted communication
don't know her width not cool bro he's seeing someone behind my back but
i know my destiny when we crush that polymer but my sweet
Lady and I will start on our reproduction cycle that'll send out seismic shockwaves.
Uh, glad to hear it.
Nora is the fridge, right? I remember correctly. So he's dating the fridge.
Give me your signature proverb. If you're sore, you're getting swole. If not, you're in the hole.
yeah well said the right attitude is a recipe for success make sure you add
protein that's deep in some sense do you have no more I don't go around things I
don't go low if I can solve things by lifting I lift harder fair enough if
If you're not taking risks, you've lost the game.
Ooh, too right.
The weak seek motivation.
The strong seek out the gym.
Ha ha ha.
Well, thanks, man.
You don't always have to be right.
You can be left.
Ooh, too right.
If you don't know how to play it,
You gotta play it right.
Ooh, too right.
Only fools and birds skip leg day.
That's deep, in some sense.
Always be like a heart.
Pump that iron.
Well, thanks, man.
The important thing isn't how much you earn.
It's, wait, no, it is.
I have to remember that.
If anyone says you're not their cup of tea give him a little sugar. Yeah, well said
More the early bird gets the most reps in didn't know that a
Bench press is not a workout. It's a battle with gravity didn't know that how many does he have?
I have.
Barbells are the iron rails for the muscle train.
Fair enough.
Nah, bro.
Okay, alright.
I got the proverbs.
My brain is like, hey!
Thought you could squeeze out a little more wisdom, huh?
Well, no way.
I'll see you, Major.
Hi there, Fridge.
Hey Friggy as your protruding shaft feeling any pain wait a second. Oh, they're playing chess
Colonel professor, huh major heads or tails
Heads
Now then, tell me something.
What are the odds that this coin will cause a storm, then a flood, wiping out both sides
of an endless war, ushering in eternal darkness at the same time?
Uh...
100%
Well, in a certain sense, it is.
Voila.
Fuck!
Holy fuck, what the hell's that?
Uh, hey, everything's fine. I missed.
Everything's fine. I missed.
Oh, I hit the gas.
It's okay.
Oh, neat little trick.
Oh, not a trick.
It's an analysis of probability
and cause-and-effect relationships.
The concept of Laplace's demon,
controlled predetermination,
signs and symbols,
formulas for existence.
Okay. Enough flapping your lips.
Nityaeth, you remember the plan?
Or did you sleep through that too?
We tracked down charles and kill him we tracked down charles and kill him
It sounds rather
Simple major you expected complexity from the sleepyhead. Hmm
I've conducted calculations. The odds that set you off is that wave are 87 percent.
Wherever he is, Charles will be too. Almost an axiom now.
Once we land, everyone will have a mission. You and Cartier have the biggest.
Your rings and the thunderstorm will help us get up to wave without detection.
And I took the liberty of expanding your rings capability with new functions.
If we reach our goals quickly, we'll completely destroy Charlie's plans for a planetary dictatorship
in one decisive blow.
Well?
Questions?
Suggestions?
Ugh.
Comments?
Um.
Professor, why do I feel like we've met before?
Because we have.
You don't remember it.
Technically, it never happened.
Okay, Kaz.
But we did actually meet.
was quite an encounter.
No, no, no, no, no, Alexei, dammit down.
The Major was dropped on his... head when he was born.
That's rather harsh.
Alright, after Charla's betrayal, long story short,
your and your wife's bodies were delivered to a safe room in Sechonov's town.
Hmm?
While you were... sitting in limbo there,
Naida helped me use polymericate communications technology to connect myself to your consciousness. Let's say I built you
Something like an alternative reality using a wide array of probability calculations with some old-fashioned
Hypnosis
remotely of course
got anything easier
For someone who skipped brain wizard classes
Oh, limbo was a good shot, which I think, yeah.
the results of that experience will reveal themselves later trust me any
other question I get on with it
I'll figure the rest as I go we done hold on there I need to integrate your
new assistant into your gloves since space is available I do not want to waste
any of its features yeah and we already have the perfect candidate it'll be fun
hey is this in kind of French no need to worry she's ideal hurry up logically my
Nora is the best candidate for the job you know each other well and she knows
everything you're capable of. Hey Major, what will your wife say? Mom, I can hear you. Nora's integration
will be smooth due to your experience in limbo, even though you've forgotten it. As soon as
the integration is complete come see me and you'll begin a operation major
here I think this is yours no thank you and nasty I gave it to me reminder of
the dolphins oh by the way good morning
Nikolai, stop digging in me!
I have a man for that!
This is impolite!
I'll play with your balls!
Sorry, I...
Damn it! Why am I even apologizing to you?
Look, I need to figure out who you had an encrypted contact with!
Nora?
I was talking to my man!
My luscious symbol, Jelkin!
Yeah...
It all seems really suspicious, though...
...if you ask me.
So you're alone without your lover?
It looks a bit like Post Malone, yeah.
The head to the garage to fix something and Lebedev's tuning him up for a little mission
I'm not bothering them too
It seems like you supposed to take full control of the wave when we land that's important
So why are you mad?
Because I'm not you and your wife as soon as you stand up you're both running off somewhere to die again
I'd prefer a romantic honeymoon right now, you know
Right
What about this encrypted communication? You scheming again, Fridge?
Quit being paranoid! It's none of your business, shall I talk to you?
Maybe I'm sending some legit images of circus without their polymeric coating.
Send your whatever, but we don't need suspicious shit now. We're all on edge.
Exactly. There's no reasons for secrets right now.
Well, if there's no reason, then stay out of it.
This is about my personal life, not public.
Alright.
What were you and Katya arguing about before?
Major, I'm really sorry to interrupt. If I may, I'll continue my work.
Oh, nothing. I wanted to borrow one little thing of hers. She hit the roof when I asked.
Your wife. She is a jealous one, Major.
It's all a bit more complex. It turned into a...
do it trust me trust all I asked was if your wife could give me her second
body when we find it and then she flipped her lid I really liked her much
better when she was in your glove yeah no shit first of all I agree with her
and secondly why the hell would you want twin body well maybe I'm jealous
maybe I want to walk around on legs and fly through the clouds I mean I
I think English VA is good
I mean, could accommodate my irrepressible power and potential.
Um, by the way, how does that work?
Has Professor Lebedev told you yet?
Are you ready to integrate this lady into your glove?
Ow, ow!
So Nora's too smart for a robot body, but fine for the glove.
Oh, darling, we're just putting a copy of my consciousness into the glove.
The whole system will stay on the big ECM where I live.
Oh, you look who I'm talking to.
Of course, I'll be in the palm of your hands, sweet major.
Oh, I'm slowning.
Be gentle.
I heard that you lewd icebox.
That's enough, everyone.
Nikolai, I'm ready whenever you are.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
That's better.
Okay, put your hand here.
Yep, just a minute.
Your glove is powerful and the needle protocol will make uploading Nora a brief.
I think I'm gonna regret this.
Here we are, hand in hand until death do us part.
Oh, can you even imagine how jealous our better halves will be?
Let's get started. Now, this may cause some mild perceptual distortions.
Right, okay. Here we go.
And done!
Whew!
You're good!
And the gloves is good, as new.
I'm gonna find a little atomic car DLC.
Didn't you clean this thing after Charla's and Blazna?
Oh god, the stench!
But we're finally together, Major.
I've dreamed of warming up your hand.
Sleep.
I'm just going to take a little nap.
Well, she's sleeping like love?
Yeah, something like that.
She's currently being archived in the gloves system... system protocols.
You know such an enormous colossal and I mean complicated system
Can't be fully packed into a device like this got it the longer she sleeps better. Yeah, thanks
No problem. If you need anything
I'm always here
All right
Get the weapon.
So anyway, I tinkered with the weapon.
Try it out.
Conrade!
Secretary!
Conrade!
Huh.
Deja vu.
What?
Are you all done?
Very well.
Everyone, come here please.
Huh.
Are you all done?
Uh-huh. Very well.
Everyone, come here please.
My comrades, we are unusual specimens.
You are supposed to live, meet each other, and come back from the dead.
But the future is determined not by the will of tyrants, but by variables and fluctuations.
And that's what we what's punctuation and that is precisely why we are saving the future today
major
Anything you'd like to add
Well, I
Can't make speeches like you, but um
Yeah, come on. Let's get started
Chat she was destroy you all
Enough chit-chats! Right then! Let's get to the hut!
Uh, Major.
Charles is no genius or strategist.
He's just a person merged with a machine,
which means he has the weaknesses of both forms.
We have an advantage. Dynamic chaos.
He will be defenseless against that.
Hey, soldier! You take care of my girl, got it?
Otherwise, I'll rip your arms and legs off
Professor
Could have said my
All right
No, I was up to step on me mommy. Okay
What well caught again major
What do you mean, Caught?
Look behind us.
At least you learned something.
She's just checking him.
Follow me.
I wanted to...
I wanted to say thank you.
Wow. That's a surprise.
Now I'll believe that pigs can fly.
Don't interrupt an old lady major.
I don't say it very often, so thank you.
Thank you for...
for reminding me what family means
no problem granny and thank you too but you should work on your delivery
that looks great
Listen, Granny. Don't you worry about Katinka. We're together again now. Nothing is going
to stop us when Chai is.
You were all ready together, remember? You were. But if it ever happened again, I-
Oh
I'm with you
Granny what's with you and what are you whining and complaining for huh come on get out of here
You started it
I started it and i'm ending it go on get your sorry ass in the hut
And don't you dare call me mum
Son of a bitch
It's very pretty
All right slow intro I guess
How does game always been like this the DLCs are a bit crazier
Man game is a bit crazy too but not like not like this
Okay, Granny Zena take the others to the next spot the second we get off. Don't you order me around, Sonny?
Okay, ready? Let's do this. Kacha, you ready? With you always.
All right, here we go, don't remember how the powers and stuff works.
Oh, so you only have this gun now, okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh this costs more not shit forget how this game works
Okay, yeah.
Wait, I'm gonna die.
I'm playing on normal.
What are these insane enemies?
Why are they not dying?
Why are they invincible?
Fuck this, I'm out of here.
they invincible fuck this I'm out of here
I don't like how I remember what Blaze is.
Oh.
Don't worry, I haven't taken it.
Oh, I'm gonna fucking die.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I need a reminder.
They're still taking even a normal.
Help!
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
Q is with, yeah.
Yeah.
This person fucking sucks.
This weapon does nothing.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
This weapon fucking sucks. This weapon does nothing.
Oh, I got some ammo.
yeah there's like skill points uh shit I don't know I'll have a bunch of stuff
whatever I'm sure they'll go through stuff
You are B. A. L. D.
slash Kiki more also false
all right the yellow paint is strong
wonder if mountain climbing is like this why am I dying what the hell I'm not
dying on normal please bro
try that again bitch oh it's you he
of
Okay, that's strong.
To the Ganeses throw an object.
I mean, do shit.
What?
Alright, whatever.
I'll take it.
Okay, I think we're at a hill to the water.
You definitely can't dive in there.
Here's the win.
You said you'd take a walk.
You said you'd take the skies but I've got airborne hostiles here
I mean you get a lot of ammo back about
Robot Kraken
use the whip to reel in rafts and pull yourself along by attaching to boyos
You know
Booyos
Booyahs
Croaking
Croaking get up. Oh my god, there's croaking fuck this give me out of this shit
I don't like trying to remember like if you can switch
I don't know what button flashlight is whatever
Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Isn't that what I said? Boy?
Oh, yeah
Right, okay
All right.
I don't have the recipe.
I don't have enough. There's a compression barrel.
Magazine, no recipe. Okay, what about the melee weapon?
Yeah, this I can upgrade.
Okay.
Here we can transfer to the pulse, increase attack speed, extracts Torch Knotak energy from below's dealt enemies.
Maintains the optimal shape cutting edge, can increase damage pressure when attacking.
Critical sharp cutting edge deals additional damage to wounded enemies, okay?
There's like an energy thing.
Since all the chain of actions that allows subsequent attacks to apply a partial energy
expenditure effect.
Produce this with pulses on the cable.
Absorb some of the energy from the short enemies.
Okay.
Uh, there's a handle?
Increase muscle tension when using weapons.
Increase attack speed.
No worse than vibration of contact with target and convert to energy.
Man shit.
But I have no idea I think I'll just get this one but this is basic and this is enhanced
shouldn't enhance to be better, but I guess they do they do different things
fuck it I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll take enhanced I guess I don't know
whatever dude it's all good I can upgrade this
More damages. I'm out of here. Try to remember the upgrade menu. Alright, what's up?
The candles?
What do you mean pull it's thing out?
What do you mean?
Take that.
I don't know, whatever dude, I'm just damaging and then maybe, oh yeah, see it, I see it.
It's like this, that thing, right there.
Come here and treat yourself.
Okay, um, right, yeah, aren't these for, like, puzzles or whatever?
I'm dying of normal!
I need ammo. Please.
Any ammo?
I don't remember how the game plays, you know, but it's coming back to me.
It's like a chain ball thing.
Yoink!
Listen up!
Chill.
I did it!
Oh
Crispy crifters
Oh
No, I don't want to be on the fucking water
I don't like this.
I don't like this at all.
I see the octopus! He's chillin' up there. Okay. We're good.
I'm not scared of the water. I'm scared of what's in the water.
But I know he's up on the tower right now.
Don't move it from there.
How are things going down there, Sergei?
Kind of boring right now.
I thought it'd be harder.
How are you, my thunderous balkyrie?
Not bad, but my battery capacity is limited and this takes tons of energy.
Can the character swim?
Yeah, kinda, yeah.
Ah!
I thought I jumped in the water.
Man, these guys are just chilling here.
What?
What oh yeah, it's one of them like water pipes you swim in
No!
Thank you, new Clio.
Scrap it off wait, it's tight hand make
I've seen that movie
No, no, no, fuck get me out of this water section. I don't like this
I
Okay, we're good
Yes safety of the boat
I don't have phobia of water. It's what's in the water. The monsters. The water monsters.
I don't think anyone could have warned Charlius, but we need more data.
Not yet. Keep collecting information.
Right, ah, let's see. I mean, upgrading this would be really huge.
But I need recipe for these, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually, I can...
Enthorm a lot. This increases damage, so that's really good.
Rate of fire decreases, equal, increase accuracy rate of fire, okay.
Accuracy rate of fire damage. Yeah, no, I'll upgrade.
Can't upgrade this though.
All right Jeff hit me with that track
I'm dead.
I'm out of ammo already.
Ammo?
Okay.
Yay.
Okay.
Ah, yay.
Is this telekinesis?
How do you tell the kinesis in this game?
I don't know.
Whatever.
Awesome.
Okay.
I'm gonna die a normal I'm gonna die a normal I'm gonna I'm gonna die a normal dude
I don't know if I have any other powers maybe I do maybe I don't yeah and then I
with my ass
it's fine though it's fine I'm not dying on normal I'm a please I'm a please
All right, I'm back here. We go
Okay, I'm getting back into it.
I recall having a telekinesis though.
Maybe you don't have it now.
I mean you have mouse 5, which is like electricity, and then you have E, which is fireball, and
then you have Q, which is the hook.
That's it though.
Whatever, it's fine.
dealt with them oh it's hold the E wait oh you pick something up with it
shit hit the fan with the last sub what if this one blows up to get in here
quickly yet Joker won't I gotta figure it out which is why we need you yeah
yeah let me see real quick I recall you having that but maybe I'm crazy
dodge crouch weapon slot recharge secondary attack aim previous shock mouse
five ability one ability two yeah that's it I don't have it unless I'm
blind am I blind no I'm not blind yeah no
I mean it's all good though. We're getting upgrades and shit. Oh, it's only specific barrels
right yeah. It's not a half-life. Yo.
So, I get it of course but why the hell is that bike here?
The delivery note said it's the captain's favorite motorcycle.
I wouldn't want to part with it either.
It's beautiful.
Like a dolphin.
People are weird.
But yeah, it's a sweet ride
There was a dolphin in the previous DLC wasn't he a bit of a dickhead
Or am I misremembering because you could speak to him and stuff
He happens like a helmet on that allowed him to speak to people
Alright we got some healings, 70, y'all Ken's at like 22, uh, uh-uh, thank you dude.
What happened to Goose?
Well I think the Goose was the doctor we spoke with now before we got here.
Like in his conscience or whatever.
That DLC was acid.
It was straight up just acid.
It was a Counter-Strike surf map, and then in the end, you play that mobile game where
you have to go left to right to dump your jump or whatever.
I'll handle the rest myself
Okay, I'm on it. Thank you. Was it bad? No, it was sick, dude. It was sick
Cookie DLCs ass know it's pee
Maybe I can upgrade my gun again now
No I need 62 I don't have that ah cock-cock-cock-cock we don't have it yet yeah
Cooke in every DLC has had like a big banger I remember the fire the last
you'll see the final boss are like an insane banger
oh yeah meaty enemies yeah
Yeah, a little bit tired been sleep too much. I forgot I like tire change
I almost missed it, and then it was a long run
I'm excited to see how it's on the car is gonna
wrap up though and Miles gate was a banger so I'm excited to continue that
tomorrow
soy throw
Thank you, Stafford. Thank you.
Haven't seen stranger things in a while.
So this ball goes everywhere and just okay, okay, that's a sick weapon that's a really
get a weapon
Watch and learn
Oh no not one of these! I forgot about these fucking puzzle doors.
Oh I think these are just- isn't this like-
Her
Yeah, these you just have to click when it's in the red
Okay, oh was the other one a key door
But I remember there's some puzzle doors where you have to do something
Yeah, you need a key for this right? I remember right. Yeah
Okay
You sure i'm on a sub and not at fabelov? It's like a house in here. Yeah, but your house is drawing a bunch of mole
This hammer is a whip when you right click it's pretty good
It's all coming back to me. It's all coming back to me. I remember this game now
What a homer thing do you see how tanky the enemies already are?
It's me a gas
I like it forward to play on hard, but I got to get it working and freeze these suckers until they with her
Wait, can I still print new weapons? Maybe I can but isn't the fridge like
I guess I can yeah, I don't know why I have all the other why I don't have all
Why I don't have the other weapons though
I'm gonna die normal not bad. We'll do hey, mr. Mandel. Thanks before brother
I quit playing in the hardest difficult exact because of that. Yeah, this game doesn't do hard difficulty. Well, it's very very spongy
yourself. Sure, but not before you tell me what happened. Poisoned. Something in the
air. Please, don't eat or drink anything here. This place like a fairy tale or something.
Horror story more like. They can get to you in all sorts of ways here. Breathe as
Little less possible. I'll keep that in mind, but are you okay?
I feel others trying to take me. They won't let me be dead
I probably jitseh for at some point
All right soldier, I'll go rescue my crew
I'm part of the ship now and part of the crew
We're part of the crew now, but I'm like super
Once a person once said there's no I in team, but I'm sure I'll replay it
I got a key this I'm supposed to go in there I
I think give me this look here
Why does it go back to DS1 permadeath maybe the sorrows is almost out
What's with the jungle?
Where'd all this shit come from?
This sub was a mobile underwater bio research station.
They stored dangerous samples here to study under extreme conditions.
And of course, if something can't go wrong, it totally will.
Murphy's Law, man.
It never fails.
Did I miss that?
Oh, no, they're they're done.
Don't touch me.
Damn crazy.
We should be able to upgrade it now I feel.
Energy low?
Oh yeah it costs energy to use the right click right.
I can remove the achievement pop-up I think this
yeah I should probably craft like the shotgun or whatever I'm just chilling on these two
Weapons now
God damn
Is there a soy mission
What a nightmare.
They didn't know what was happening on the outside, and they were trapped in here while
this horror consumed them.
Don't think about it, my love.
You'll drive yourself crazy.
Okay, Nemzal X-44 soy fridge, yeah, the fridge is actually in our glove.
All she's downloading stuff, but yeah.
No more horny fridge but horny glove instead.
of
fixing the cooler huh oh huge oh yeah it's one of these puzzles
Let's all, all, we'll try it.
Cool, man.
Easy, they said.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, he does the L's time ride, I forgot.
Oh, we need another cool, um...
Maybe this guy's to me, I guess.
Don't know if this takes me to one.
But, never know unless we-
Oh, what the fuck?
The six seaballs, throw around, throw around.
Or she is.
That's our life.
These don't look like sleeping pots. Who's being moved here?
What the fuck I'm stuck
I guess I'll restart checkpoint.
Any animation that can get me out?
I guess not.
Square balls.
Hey, the Navy's just as nonsense as the Army.
I
Yeah
This song tickles my brain crispy because thank you thrisper crispy critters
Oh damn, yikes.
These don't look like sleeping pods.
Who is being moved here?
They say cold baths are healthy. I don't think they helped him.
Hey, I'm not gonna catch this flowery shit, am I?
After what's been done to your body, even your grave will be plant-free.
Trust me on that.
You got a six-sense of humor, old man.
It is on, Christopher.
I heard it.
I can replay it.
I have the music pretty loud, though.
Crispy Christmas.
crispy crispness
go on then
recap what happened from last DLC brother I have no way I don't remember
something about the
bottom of the oceans
bunk
Ah a lot of backing forward here we're good now though
Yeah, I should bring some new weapons.
Does the game's SFX are weird?
No, it's not weird.
It's me who's lowered it a lot because the soundtrack's such a banger, but I can increase
it, though.
I am not weird.
How is being so fixing?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, it doesn't have like the best impact or whatever
Feels dent man
Now, the second set.
the
top of the
The bed would be happy.
What the fuck's going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, Ryder gave Uncle Saga a sub, thank you.
the bridge they want to know what happened at Waze and why there's no one here oh and
Kolia wanted to talk to you privately Nastya it's important sure but maybe a bit
later right now it's some chaotic okay well those kid okay I hear kid okay
or I hear something wait we're back here now
oh yeah L
Okay.
Frivge.
Now I have sufficient resource.
I can make the Kalash to PM.
Yeah, I can make those.
That's it.
Should probably do it.
Surely they don't use the same amount of ammo, right?
Yeah, golden skim for golden gamers.
That was cool, they don't use the same ammo so that's really good.
Now upgrade on the Kalash.
Polygon 11.
Right, yeah.
Simplifies aiming. Fuck man, I don't know!
It's like on the map or something? I don't know, whatever. Just get this hook I guess. Fuck it.
Dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky.
Get the muzzle break, why not? Yeah!
Yeah.
Dinky, dinky, dinky, dinky, dinky, dinky, dinky, dinky, dinky, wait do I have all upgrades?
Oh yeah shit I do, I think you're right.
Yeah, I think you're right actually.
Damage to robots or damage to organics, yeah so you kinda choose here?
Right.
I'll get the robot stuff
All right, um well there it is it's max on that barrel cool stoke
Increase energy bonus. I mean, that's super good. Yeah
Damage over long burst. What does this do? Accuracy recoil aiming?
Get the electric knitik
electric knitik
I think I think we're cool and good yeah now we're missing a bit but we have a good
collage for robots now so that's tight
oh you can see that it's electrified so tight
these robots are way more annoying to kill than the organics
Eva masked us six year anniversary thank you all right we're in
Let's go.
Crystal, what's that?
You've figured it out. Where everything went.
I'm looking, hang on.
No one encrypted anything here.
The system's just kind of chaotic.
Okay, you're all good here. I'll keep going.
See you later.
Okay.
Okay, there was a dude down here though, what up?
Nikolai
Major's back. We got access any new data
Just a sec. Okay
Quarters on right the angler fishing auto-wilds
Not heard of it before
Me neither
Judging by the data on Charles's robots brought the people in the equipment to wave
It was delivered to a crystal complex.
Okay. Do your thing.
I'm gonna get your transportation. Open the hatch for me.
Yep, yep. One sec. Apologies.
There. It's open.
Not again.
Okay, I have a clanker damage.
Oh, shit, Summit Yelkin would fucking love this.
And Nora would guide her hand like them.
Need any help, honey?
I'm good.
If I can control my hands as a team, I'll be here with you.
Oh, okay.
All right, enjoy.
Major, it don't speed like spear on the palm.
You'll punch that robot in the chest.
Yeah, I got it.
Hand to hand combat.
one.
No, come back! That was a banger!
No, I believe it's Jeff Plays Guitar, who does the soundtrack.
Where am I?
Where is the- Oh yeah, here's one of these fucking things
again.
do these uh right right this this shit is so ass i hate these
Fucking hell. I need you over here. God, I hate these so much!
Okay, let's move those then. Why can't you move this thing? It was so easy.
I remember in the base game, there's like certain doors that have like an insane amount of these.
Okay, let's move him over here instead.
Okay, better, better, better.
Alright, better, better.
And then we move it.
Okay, better.
And then we move it.
Okay.
Alright, there we go.
There's some of them that have like four colors or something.
there look about the more I on the beach you were right I mixed up the fact it was your win
if it weren't for you I'd be done if it weren't for you I wouldn't have a fresh start
that was the gamer dude that was so quick
from not remembering how it works you know the gamer Lurek Stalex 28 thank you
I
Get
There's whales chillin here
So bastard ran after all we changed the plan
It's just the participants and sequence that matter let's keep going nature
What is this Harry Potter music to us just a bit mysterious you know
Hell?
Why is it like lore things?
What?
You want to help?
Here you go, buddy.
Well, now I can make the shotgun again if I wanted to.
We're pretty fine though.
Just upgrade this shit.
Binky Bunky Binky Bunky Binky Bunky Binky Binky Binky Bunky Binky Binky Binky Binky Bunky
Yeah we can upgrade this. Increase rate of fire and decrease recoil. Yeah, why not?
Oh I need one of those. Alright. I will play the new 007 game. Yeah dude.
I
Die clankers
Come in I'm launching the transportation system now you get to the complex you meet up there
That was the opening sequence reel for it. No
11 rounds. What the fuck. Yeah, it's pretty satisfying to open all the lockers. I like
I don't think I can do it.
Whale.
Huh?
Damn, he's insane.
Uh, inventory tab is finally in Crimson Desert next week, nice.
Better late than never.
Huh?
What am I looking at?
What the fuck am I looking at?
This old granny put me in a cage and threw me in a huge metal noisy box.
And next month, these maddened seas damn it!
Headed to a zoo?
Ah, I should be so lucky.
No, those bastards forgot to stab me with needles.
Cut me open!
Hey, stuff me.
We're red goo for some new ecosystem.
Did I say it?
No! You can't carry on it with the red doing them minds!
Time for this, Weaver, to a Weaver!
What's with the hat?
So, what's with the funny hat?
Cutting to my brain!
Hearing all my thoughts, huh?
The my first thought was, get this thing off my head!
Really? I think-
Do Beaver's pause and shit look like that?
I can tell you-
You look at me like a monster, you've got a knife in me, and I'd like that, here I come.
My sick boost immunity smells great of boost libido.
Baby.
So, about that wisdom.
Hey, we are geeking to wisdom.
You can't say believable without fever.
So now I share my wisdom, especially with some nice humans who let me after I escape.
Get dead now.
Heh, through the whole world.
I can't argue with you there gotta go keep sharing your wisdom little guy
Speak for yourself buddy
Weird one too
Seriously put them up
You're writing a book
Boa bad
I
Can't handle a talking furball right now
Oh, shit.
Again with the hand?
Well, time to hand you their ass.
This is the handyman, Major!
Hey!
I make the puns around here.
Got it?
of
death
of
That's two.
That's three.
What are you doing?
Oh, you little shit.
Bam, bam, bam.
Boa ber, boa ber kutba.
A lot of shotgun shells.
You should probably craft a shotgun when I can.
No, no, we're gonna fight him again and then he's gonna be me again. It's a rule of three
You're okay
have I gotten one of them big things I can get the last upgrade I don't okay I
I could make that
I bet it could of off
Thank you
Yeah, I know right mouth I agree I agree
Shocking on four you know it you know it
Let's see barrel
Robots, yeah organics we gotta use this for organics cuz that's fucking toy
No
Should be fine. It's all right
I'll take the energy bonus.
I can't gate the energy bonus.
Alright, cool.
Now we got one for to kill the meat.
Alright, hit me with that fucking guitar, Jeff, alright?
Sure the first one failed make it bigger
Why is the most of him
Okay, I gotta jump that. Alright, jump that. Jump that.
of
the
death
of
Let's go then.
Are you doing rock, paper, scissor?
ah
stand still
let me die
oh fuck
dude
There's your man if you were dead one.
Alright.
I actually saved the ammo.
Oh fuck.
No shit dying!
Give me ammo.
I'm healing, I'm healing.
I'm a bit dead.
Fuck, I missed a lot of damage.
Two, you're gonna fist?
I got him now.
Reloaditis! Okay, I got him now.
Shit. Okay, use this.
I should kill them all.
Woo!
All good.
I need more healing.
I'm running out.
And I need ammo.
I'm running out.
Come on.
Okay.
Just one more.
I got healing, but my ammo, the ammo situation is crazy.
Shit.
This fucking maze sucks!
I
Do you think I'm back all right, okay?
Boomstraping. Give me that. Any ammo? Hell yeah, yeah. Superconductor! Oh wait, he's,
he's, he's, nooo! Fuck! Okay, don't, I'm not dying, I'm not dying, please. Alright,
People look out for him getting stunned.
Jump.
Don't use your ammo. Just wait. Just wait.
Now.
Give me Kalasha ammo.
Ok, ok!
I did reeeep!
Niiiight!
Hellvette! 4!
Oh, here's the thing.
We were taking into the next data, and we've got problems.
There's no way for living humans to get into crystal, except through the delivery system.
I mean, literally, I'm not a fool.
In the documents, they call them sarcophagi.
So we deliver ourselves to Charlottes in a silver and golden platter?
No, Major. We'll use a suppressor on the fated conductor, and the system will ignore it.
I'm not sending my husband to some unknown place.
Katya it'll be okay and since sticks won't let you through it's better to pretend we're treating
No, I'm not Lou to it on either
Well I checked it, there was uh, at least that part that I checked there was nothing.
Maybe reload and check but I don't think there was any.
Let me see.
It's probably one guy.
I think it's one guy because I checked the body and there was nothing.
Maybe it was a specific part of it.
It's so over.
Is this?
Ah well we could check what this is.
It's not going to be anything specific anyways.
Super conductor
It's probably has to be a one guy it's a one guy right it is up I tried looting the boss. There's nothing
Get ready after the major dispatches the enemy you need to quickly take control of wave systems
It was a one guy
I'm sure it was a one guy
I'm going to kill you.
Die, Planter!
of
and
This is a legendary one guy. A legendary one guy. There was no loot. There was no
loot.
Legendary one guy
Fuck he's down, but at least the answer to it. I might get some ammo here good
Come on, get stunned. Get stunned, get stunned, get stunned.
Let's see, was this a legendary one guy?
Well, here's the thing. We were digging into the sticks data, and we've got problems.
There's no way for any humans to get into crystal eggs that's through the delivery system.
I mean, literally, in boxes.
You know what, that's actually... I got 10 superconductors.
So we deliver ourselves...
So that's actually really good.
Golden platter?
No, Major.
Superconductor is like Tottenite slabs, basically.
What about me? I'm not sending my husband...
I'm not legendary one guy.
Katia it'll be okay and since sticks won't let you through hey thanks it's
better to pretend we're treating mod him slasher why would I punish them for
helping also we got to hear the banging track again
Oh, it's a safe room
sick dude dude
I'm usually better at muttering myself, but you're right
Hey, why the long faces did you all forget why we decided to crush charles I didn't
Right, okay
Love
It was great. No, yeah, I didn't know what reason to be sorry. No, it was good. It was good
I'm here to protect those most important to us, right?
or our loved ones
I'm sorry wonderful speech made and you didn't want to give a speech in the lab
Okay, already the sarcophagi are prepper transport. We just need to sink the ring so the system doesn't
see us
Well, you'll handle it
I don't want to use this major be careful
a major you got a pillow over there yeah funny dude
after we get inside establish contact and then get the signal that's when
you'll get our coordinates
I don't want my last memory to be you lying down voluntarily in
Office
And
Hey, why are we going guys they are
Let's try it
I forgot about you though you're quite hard to forget
Why are we in a coffin hang on I'll check the event log all ready went to wave
Wow, check out those robot hands.
Oh, I wish I could feel.
Um, I wish I had those.
I'm a thunder.
Jeez, I slipped through everything.
You didn't miss anything interesting.
You're not gonna quit on me.
Are you?
Me? Why would I quit on you?
You know just because I was fighting with you chick what?
Honestly you've caused a lot of problems
No major I've cooled off. I have a man waiting for me a bright future. Oh, my camera
Know that when you say come on girl, I'll do everything to the best of my ability. I'm no trader
I didn't say that but you know make just one mistake and you've made a mistake
yeah I can quote some a jelkin too but your distrust comrade major hurts a
decent lady like me just like refusing the access to the needle protocol
Lebedev said that's reserved for Katya's body only so that's how it is of
Of course! It's always men who decide.
And I could do so much with it, especially at critical junctures.
Yeah, that's why you won't get it.
Did you know Lebedev introduced us during his experiments in Limbo?
Well, yes, or I know now. He uploaded that daddy into me today.
You were so mean and turned me off.
And as an aside, that was a real supercomputer.
And that wasn't weird for you, that it was some other reality.
Oh, sweetheart, strictly speaking, reality is for humans.
It's different for us machines.
At least we don't ask the questions of, was it, or wasn't it?
Uh, explain.
God, you're just like a kid.
Look, Lebedev transferred to me the data about your trip and his simulation.
The Mandalay of Complex, my disconnection, all the rest.
For me, it all happened.
I got experience, abilities, and knowledge.
And of course, I drew conclusions.
How was that not reality?
It didn't happen. It was a simulation.
Are you sure this isn't a simulation?
That you say what you want and someone isn't deciding it for you
Why are you so confident in free will and that these surroundings are real?
Wait, what if you killed me in that reality, but I'm alive here then what from your
What is this cutscene?
You're a cute little kitty in a dark box
You'd be both alive and dead to me in a superposition
I mean the one in Game Guns.
I'm afraid Charless already controls that, Shella.
No, that's impossible. Only Blazna and I can control the twins' bodies, no one else.
Without the needle protocol, Charless isn't capable of that.
But, using it as a booster, I'll have to think about that.
I wonder, does Charless experience reality the way that you do?
you if he did you'd all be long dead no Tarla's good of course very good but
he's still human albeit he's now in polymeric packaging there's only one
reality for him and he wants to bend this cut zero shakes here I'm starting
to believe you have created a simulation and rule that like a king I don't think I
call him human oh I know what you'd call them better than you do major still
charlotte's is human whatever he thinks of himself and has flaws of both a human
and a machine get ready major
we're getting close to our destination there'll be a little turbulence
I guess I'll die.
That's a new weapon.
How was your trip major?
If I could file a complaint I'd have some choice words
Good thing hunter taught you to shoot. Glad to be of service
Well, they're working on the cube and atomic hearts we dream about hunter. This is like this is it for a time
I'm sure it's not a trap. Charles doesn't know we're here
I
It seems like we're not too far from the restricted access zone and the sarcophagus storage
Well, give me that shit. Maybe they got delivered there. Should we check?
I'll check you wait here and no arguing
Fine. I'll establish communication
Just come back nature Yoshi
Yeah, they're working on a topic hearts you and the QB
Something I've already fought
Clush shot
Okay, cool
What? Specialized can be found around the crystal complex. Each of them provides a small to
permanent boost. Items are collected and stored in the break room and hovering over an item
to show what kind of upgrade it gives you. When you close an item you have a particular
sound. Alright.
Oh nice! A real collectible!
Right, okay.
The Kloosheye is a universal spear that can deal fast blows in melee combat and deadly range attacks. Use the spear's alternate attack to throw it. Once the Kloosheye's target it will return to your hand.
Lusha!
What?
I'm dead.
I'm- I'm ironically dead. It's so over.
These regular clankers...
are so tanky!
I'm dying to the cleansers
This needs oh my god, oh, yeah, this needs upgrades
Yeah, imagine how high is difficult? Yeah
the throw is really good though I mean you can upgrade it so it gives you more
energy and then more damage and all that jazz so should be good
what the hell is that thing?
nasty competitor the chance module central hub for activating the neuro polymeric
circuit exchange didn't know it was online is it also gonna grow me and talk
dirty to me dream on that thing it just lets you change or
by literally taking it in the charged polymeric element they don't have
access to my polycyclic systems here at crystal so the local staff had to use
Use the chance system capsules to change your gloves abilities during battle or find new ways solve puzzles
Yeah
oh it's Q okay I see I see I see I see okay let me ditch this fucking hammer
man to try this shit disassembly how do I like a D clap the thunder clap I don't
I should be able to like remove stuff like remove upgrades, right
Conchie oh if you store it do you get it back
Ah, okay, now.
Now we're talking, man.
Kulusha.
What do you got, Kulusha?
Kai?
The tip?
Okay.
okay surgical blade and wide blade okay increase throw speed decrease energy
expender that's cool
just increase the damage and attack speed and shit
restores energy after killing an enemy that's that sounds great
you shuck you shuck you shuck you shuck you shuck you shuck nice very good
all right we could get both of those of this I don't have yeah okay we're
chilling hard we're chilling super hard of hell
sick I could just max I'm a maxing hard
I'm not maxing anymore, I guess.
Yeah, I'm not.
Okay.
Frostbite.
Freezer anything slow than for a while.
Remember, frozen enemy only takes a portion of damage from attacks and falls out more
quickly.
Right, yeah.
I
Was pretty good. It was really good. It's very good
When did they have time to build these things? It's like a
Boneyard in here these boxes it used to be sleeping modules for ordinary clients now
charlotte's uses them to bring humans here
Processing oh my god one shot
So that's why charles was collecting bodies from the facility and it takes like no energy is grinding them here and obtains polymer, too
It's shrewd
No and prudent mouse continues tomorrow. Yeah, no doubt
You guys friendly
I'll take that as a no
Oh, okay, I got Dark Souls 2, epic.
The regular melee attack is...
Ah.
What is this?
Oh, now I got the hook again.
Alright.
Sure?
I see there's puzzles.
Zoo.
Okay, then we have Flammem.
Flammem.
Yeah, this is the fourth DLC and...
the send-off for this game.
It's the finale.
Okay, oh, I see it. Isn't this horrible though? Yeah, I don't need to grab this.
Am I dending? Or are we dending?
Yeah, what's with the decor here? Everything's so weird
Such an outcreated crystal not caring about the rest of the facility it was a personal project
ambitious
Also kind of creepy. Why am I on this I can go up there?
Did you have a funny name, Pada, I think, you know?
Pada!
Oh, I'm blind, I see it.
Let's look in.
Okay, I can electrify this.
Okay.
What is this?
Oh yeah, I need a ball here, right.
we need a save that's called Pada that's your name though Pada
Okay, we have to go there, I see the yellow balls, sorry.
Hunter
Built this
Considering the size this complex has quite a complex
All right, yeah, so we said
Okay, that work
well something happens here we go
this game does love it's one liner it's just true yes I mean I mean this yeah
so another chance let's use it just don't forget today those talents first
what the hell is that why can't i hit it
all right what's up with it
I don't know, don't go there, scum.
Okay, uh, yeah we still have the hook, that's alright, I'm blind I guess, what?
Oh the gamer
Looks like they don't care about work place safety
That's the dead by daylight
Yeah, the Metro games are all very good Metro, Metro, Swieber, why are you adding a why?
save rooms everywhere here is there any um no
I can make this. I don't need to go on this. I probably should though.
Whoa!
They sure aren't saving electricity here.
Oh nice.
The voltage is overloading.
The voltage is all over the place.
The major's jumping around.
And super strange too.
For the record, I'm not flirting.
Major is taken after all, right?
I know, Mel.
What is this
Just with what this simple
Right, okay
Why is this stuff throwing I keep like getting dark souls to
Why am I climbing on it?
Ahhhh!
I will not be bested by a mortal.
No!
Great, it works. Now what?
Zoom!
of the
of a little too late that that that the oaths mechanic is in the base game of the
It just came back to me, you know.
Really?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Did you do that? I can't move!
Can I play?
I can't fucking move!
Oats!
Oats everywhere!
Oh my god, stop!
Oatsing!
All right, uh, oh yeah, we go through the vent.
But I need to get some healing, man.
We're going to be then Turkish.
What is that?
Hopefully nothing bad.
Okay, we got healing, guys.
Whoa!
Oh, good day.
Ah.
Good day.
Ah, good organs.
Oh, good day. Ah. Good day. Good organs.
Okay.
Yeah, this is the end of the game, the main story, like, yeah, the DLC, yeah.
whatever tell me on the way yeah I'll tell you on the way her jacket's cool
yeah this is the fourth DLC of this game and it's the ending like after this
they're not gonna make anymore because they're working on atomic hard to end
the cube so this DLC was just released to tie everything up I'm guessing at least
Hey, open up. You asleep or what?
You can't try being more polite. Like Nastya said, the protocols here are localized.
All if only I had the needle.
Who needs the needle when you got me?
Voila. Here you go.
A story recap, dude? I don't know.
I need that from the terminal. I can't do more without integrating it to the system.
The story of this is pretty dang good.
It's the medical examination zone, nature.
And it's all like spread through like four deal season the main game
What if I'm unfit devil
While we're healthy that's
I
Okay
Just realized I can't remember what color my eyes are
I'm sure catch ya knows. No, I think a ton of card is our right static
But like, what I think is best is just the bad shit moments, you can tell, they just had really fun with it.
This is- that game definitely doesn't have like the best shooting or the best combat or anything, but it's just- it's just good fun.
What is this?
A new lock?
The crystal complex uses a new type of lock that opens when the rods are moved in such
a way that they clear a path to the center for the key.
What?
of
Planker! Planker! Human. Oh, satisfaction. Yeah. I could probably upgrade more, but
It's fine for now
Mobile game add puzzle
Is there anyone playing mobile games?
I guess the only one I'm playing is Duolingo.
Uh, unlock via the car is terminal.
Uh, oh, okay.
That's a mealy.
You play say the spot in mobile?
I mean, that's valid, though.
Uh, here's the terminal.
I don't know what abilities I have a crew.
upon a galaxy is an automobile?
Oh, cool.
Palachra is on phone too.
I guess the other one's in here.
Is it burning?
I'm just about to go atomic.
What's that in your heart?
What is it?
It looks like...
God, yeah.
Okay, I'm getting it.
Oh!
Ha ha, you clowns.
Get back in your tin can.
Dude, you get so much energy for using this weapon.
And then just one shot everything.
And then miss.
Oh, and then hit on the way back.
So easy.
of
Binky binky, bonkey binky binky binky binky, boom!
Need some fire!
5
five
this energy circuit by using the phone to link one to the other easy-peasy
I
I forgot about these.
Uh, I forgot about these.
I forgot about these.
We'll get one.
So, um...
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
fucking sick and shut up
I don't do jack oh yeah this is the blue one yeah yeah yeah okay okay I got I got
I have no idea what I'm doing
what is this thing and what do you want to do
cool
The complex is new and the staff were capped to know all the details in order to get up to speed so they use this thing to do so
Did I saw I don't could I solve it I feel like I did it
Now the system is getting my metrics and making me I guess I did
You'll have to use that device to start the data collection process
Okay, yeah, sure I hope you know what you're doing
Let's find out.
Launch process.
Yeah, if that escape room, like twice.
It's a fraction of our power.
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
major um could you open the um polymer supply it is crucial for the mission to
succeed
if now opening master at your service I mean yeah I got it I have first for
always fantastic almost at a thousand days
I'm sure you'll really like the results okay, okay?
Connect the canisters to boot up the system
All right
Is this puzzle of hell wait this is actually puzzle of hell wait no it's not wait no it's not wait no it's not
Major connect the tanks of the animals and the plants to the right gateways and the one
up and get off my back just a reminder
What if you have trouble with image recognition? I have to hold it for this is awkward as well
This actually is mega puzzle
I'm gonna need you
I hate these takes forever to move
Me again puzzle of hell because we're gonna have to move a lot of ships
Crimson Desert ah puzzle
When is that all arc over?
Why can't we just say ass oh
Wait never mind they go in lie. Yeah. No, this is super free. They go in
I thought maybe I have to put him in the correct order or something, but you know
Yeah, it's TikTok filters, but when is TikTok over?
Didn't it get banned somewhere?
Did it get banned in India?
Temporarily in America, yeah!
Why was it only temporary?
too much to mirror. Oh, okay. Well, that was easy.
Oh, that was gross!
Oh, let's keep going!
Onwards, Major!
Now you have to add the binding components.
I feel like a nasty ass, too.
You're more like a puffer-wrapped ichthyologist.
It's sure to salt and pepper to taste, Major.
Just don't make me boil over, okay?
All right.
Gotta get up.
Thank you.
I
Whoa, okay, I need this
Something's wrong with the color indicators, right?
You matched a pig to the image of a pig
I'm sure you can figure out the color sequence to um, yeah
Yeah, sure.
Uh, what is this for?
Easy peasy.
Is this shield?
Okay.
What do I need that?
Uh, one.
Okay, it's green.
Green one.
Okay, I guess I'll turn green once.
It says a one on it
I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing dude. Let's check the other side
Four okay, so there's two on there and this is four there
Four is the yellow I guess all right
and two is the red is it the blue one I haven't done blue is seven fucking hell
One, two, three, four, five, five, six, seven.
I-I guess?
There's two buttons!
What does this do?
Okay, I'm clicking-
clicking this cool okay now I got to get up
I think I might have started the puzzle now.
Okay, this is Simon says I guess and what's up with that I'm so confused what
is happening what's up with it two in the four does this mean anything I am so
confused
okay yeah I guess I'll just do it's like a sauna shit it's so hot major
take some clothes off yeah I'll start with the gloves
did I do it? banger though okay
blue, green, red, okay I'm fucking clueless
I'm pretty sure I'm doing it correctly.
I think so.
Green.
Okay, that...
Okay, I think we're good.
So the numbers just meant nothing I guess.
We don't need to eat mud only, I sold the puzzle.
So easy.
So these are polymorphs, huh?
They really turned people into these?
Yes, but no, they're empty, blanks.
Charles assembled them from corpses, but they're just shell and unfriendly too
They can also use polymeric upgrades like George major. Hey, this is new. What do I do?
Extinguish what burns and that's fired. What's frozen? Okay?
Okay.
Frozen!
I think you'll like it.
Pusty, is that you?
Is this real?
I'm real.
It's real.
Pure science.
This is the ANG system, the autonomous neuro polymeric knowledge hub.
This is how engineers could solve problems at crystal without leaving their offices.
This is my polymeric copy.
You can go anywhere with this?
Can you go anywhere in that body?
No, not really. I didn't transfer my consciousness into the body.
That takes weeks.
Think of it like using the thought device to control robots.
the polymeric shell can interact with crystals equipment without annoying the
population by that I mean the polymorphs but I can't stray from the
ant system or the polymer will decay and my coffee will fall apart just so
no one wanted to leave their office that's a lazy technical staff for you
trust my experience on this
You get anything about Charles anything about Charles yes
To create polymeric bodies as well as access to a laser space emitter. I'm not sure why
He also took a powerful ECM never seen anything like it the facility has two of these machines once here
Not the second the first that's me
This one here is the coffee.
Whatever.
Anyway, I'll send the reports to the nearest pair so you can take a look.
Thanks.
Why, why, why is she doing that?
Find anything about Collier Hunter.
Looks like Styx labeled both of them as defective.
There's our coffee guy got sent to somewhere called the Valley of the Dead.
Valley of the Dead. Are they?
No, no. Don't worry. I'm sure they're alive.
a long way and we're gonna need access to the communications hub you are only
hopes I don't know it's some kind of animation reset bug or something right
open the door nostrum one second
I'm on time.
If you see another ant system, look for the poly key.
I can help you then.
Okay, sure.
Hmm, is that it?
They're fragile.
That won't work.
I don't think I have. Yeah, these are all max and I don't have anything else, but I don't
have anything for you either. Okay, uh, Charlie Gunn or Halash.
Yeah, I could get a upgrade this get this sure
I
Okay, it's max power dick won't work out. I think I can be a little season on the deal
He's going to be like five hours or something
Defending is a mid tax and he's in the counter attack
If they're fragile on a polymeric body, oh, that won't work for me.
I wouldn't say they're fragile.
We're swimming in ammo now, holy.
So I just can't do anything well if I have this shield
I
You can still okay, you can still kill them all right
This fear is so insane. It's just one shot
They're dead, they're dead. Oh, well this guy's not dead
Like this.
3-5-2-A-B.
disabled people and for victims of catastrophes. But that was a test run. Now it's on the market
for everyone. Eternal life and polymeric packaging from Professor Sachinov. One per person and
more in that vein. I think that's something. What the fuck was the point of this? I guess this
this will open eventually. Oh. Oh, I can't. Yeah, right. I forgot about these. Rawr. Rawr.
Cool.
Nice. Nice. Tight. Sick.
We're good?
Am I a dentmaster of hell?
I mean I got the hook thing.
There must be a- oh!
Dance the night away, vinky, something, something.
No, he- Crispy Critters was like an error, like in him, like Lore-wise.
And you fix it in the game, and then he stops saying Crispy Critters.
of psychos here close the door and let them wait you hear me it's lunchtime
how in the ever used to open course
well that was hard
you can close the door take out the power cells and anything that disrupts the mechanism
he's the one disrupting the mechanisms they would love to take out our major
The spirit is crazy OP. It's insane how strong it is.
Stop living wait, don't that fire yeah
Yeah!
Let's recycle empty glasses!
Oh yeah, I just gotta close them with this.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
I got it.
No gimmick will ever best me.
I need some healing.
This is normal at tank yard ain't hard. That's what I'm saying. It's ass on hard.
It's actually Umiagas of hell.
Is that milk?
I'd like to get past you I just spearhead help ancestor but I'm a bit
constrained at the moment heart isn't hard it's tedious as hell think about it
everything just takes like three times longer to kill how the hell am I a
bygone why in the most direct sense you understand how a light crow
Magnans are the Homo sapiens. You bygones are still essentially cavemen. We
knew ones have already climbed out of Plato's cave and we see the world as it
is. No seas go surfing here. You ask me, you're an evolutionary dead-end
ancestor. Do you know what happened here? In our afterlife? I think
leadership switched to an AI with some awful name. I usually do not follow current
events but it has gotten darker and the doctors have not come by in ages. I miss
those tests. Anyway, all the bygones disappeared literally overnight. It was a
daytime and as surprising how time has lost all meaning. You didn't know the
robots went crazy and there's a bloodbath going on everywhere why would I
seems like a bygone problem that bores me now no sorry ancestor
Oh
Hello major my dearest Nora, I'm glad you are both still alive
With your beta connectors detecting your movements turned out to be a bit more difficult
This charge
hell didn't see that coming that charles is a silver-tongued devil and the devil's
full of lies
The villain of the debate scheme I think he's the guy we're actually killing what the fuck
Boy, uh, Protax thinks 52. Like, we're killing him.
Wait, did I just kill those for no reason? I think they're just friendly.
They're just chillin'.
I don't feel bad, though.
One has its benefits I can taste anything I want I still need to consume some useful elements for
Sausage you don't need ordinary food
We don't need anything ordinary
We've seen the world as it is the real world
Together stimulation and simulations
Interest in anything
Fuck, I don't have a key.
Yeah, Charles and the Glove were attacking the second scientist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because there was two scientists who started it all, yeah.
before I why not I'll go eat it stomachs been empties it's Neptune
hey fifth department saves day again oh hell yeah major I'm detecting active
beneficia polymers in your body recombining substances into a special
What is going on?
It takes a while to adapt to a new life.
So what?
Your prisoners?
Is a child a prisoner of the brain?
Is a dead man a prisoner of the brain?
Is a patient to be called one after surgery?
I get it.
I'm afraid you don't.
You bikons will never understand us new ones.
By the way, how come you're normal?
When the others aren't.
You mean, the ones who attacked you?
Those weren't even our comrades.
Just recent defects.
The system's a bit of a mess.
Crystal's new AI has introduced some dark thoughts,
but it's OK.
Not from where I'm standing.
Fear is the anticipation of radically negative life
events that the life of a new one
is different we won't have any radical changes which means we have no fear
interesting philosophy
Charles no it's you again major faster than I thought well I hope I'll keep being faster than you think
I
Joink
Clankers need to shut up
Belly ash in a roadside cafe get it, right right
I need some heals man, but nothing's wrong with it.
Jeff made his OST.
I mean it's true, yeah, his name is Jeff.
Shit me!
of
Oh my god, I keep like I'm like, I don't know if I'm hitting it.
Hopa hopa hopa.
Okay.
It's fine, I'm fine.
I yesh'd him up.
Shit.
Oh my god, no healings man, give me heal!
Oh, I got a heal, alright.
I can't stop reloading.
I have a severe case of reloaditis.
I can't help it.
Birch, thanks for the 50 man!
Carrot, thanks for the 38, thank you.
Do you have a Ronin classic, Matt?
Okay, we could really use some more HMM.
No problem.
Oh, uh, did you really have a conversation with Charlotte?
I'm looking to call it a conversation.
It's an icy ship.
Stay in there.
I need some healings, ma'am.
Ah, shock ability recovers faster, nice.
Oh yeah, I could probably craft healings, you're right.
I forgot there's a shop here.
Yeah, I can craft a lot of stuff.
That's 10 big ones.
Nice.
I guess the- where are they?
Uh, did they go- yeah, did they go to my storage?
Fuck, I just- Wait, now- Now everything's fucked now, okay.
Why is this number six now? Uh, go, uh-
Fuck, man, what- Okay, where is the hotkeys?
Okay, right. Okay.
Why don't I have anything on my number two anymore?
I don't know.
Thanks.
Ah, storage.
Oh yeah, would you look at that.
I have so much shit, man.
I have a lot of helis right Susie understandable okay how do I know which
hotkey they're on like what is wait why are they over here now wait what what
What hotkey is this?
That's number 5?
Okay, what if I...
Okay.
Uh, okay, uh, yeah.
So that's number 2.
Now I have nothing on number 3.
Uh, yeah, okay, I want number...
What is this inventory?
I want number three to be the fucking rifle.
But now I have nothing on one, two, three!
What is happening?!
Hey, you!
Okay, can I make this number one? Or...
Okay, that's number three.
This is number four.
That's five, and this is six now!
Okay, what if I do this?
Is that number one?
And that's number two and this is number three
Okay, and this is number four or this this this this this is number four and this is number three
Yeah, okay sick fucking hell the most complicated together
Welcome to the residential sector major, judging by the readings, I see peaceful residents
here.
Maybe we should try talking to the citizens, we might learn something useful.
Talk to this, I can't attack.
What's the point? You sit and stare at a screen.
Oh, what are you playing? What is this?
That is literally what your games are.
Well, your books are just letters frozen on paper. Music is just vibrations whipping through the air.
You can break down any art into its components.
But games aren't art. They're just streams of information bombarding your nervous system
Trigger your impulses. That's it.
No, they stimulate the imagination and a mercy with worlds.
It's literature, sports and film.
More like worlds of anxiety, household and constant chaos.
Games are the antithesis of harmony.
They artificially put you in a vulnerable spot and make you do ridiculous tasks.
But yesterday I was a knight and killed a dragon. I also built a city on Mars this week
Today I'm gonna be a special off soldier who saves the world
And you'll still be a miserable skeptic and capable of allowing your imagination to carry you away
Damn bro
You found the poly key activate me and I'll let you through copy over and out
what a feisty girl I saw shame that she wastes time with people like you major
Hey you.
Ah, two dial, they're 61, brother, thank you.
Thank you, brother.
Zoom.
Farabarana.
Oh, did I get the blueprint?
Yeah! Cluesha handle!
Sook.
Ah, fuck is one of those.
Nostya, the doors are locked here too. Could your polymeric copy help?
Tricky. Hold on. Okay?
So the locals use codes to open the park gates, and the codes change every morning.
What do we do?
Blow them up?
You and your explosions. No. The codes are sent to consuls in the residences.
Let's just find them.
Oh, god.
Well, stuff up is way easier, but... okay, I'll look.
When you find a sample, send it to me. I'll put it right into the column.
Let's see. How did these work now again? I oh
Yeah, no you got to find a pattern. Yeah, right
Okay, uh find the symbols then yeah
My good polymorph, this filthy servant needs you to help. There is an issue with the power supply.
I am not a polymorph, but I can help.
Wow! A regular human, wonderful. I'm so tired of consuming the dust in front of these crystal things, help me please.
The pieces are a power supply system and the basement needs fixing.
I'm in a loony bin.
All right.
I'll do it.
death death death
death oh we need fire we have fire
BOOM!
Guys, I'm opening a door, shim!
What the fuck? Chill!
AHHHHH!
Okay, sick!
Fuck I have no ammo.
I didn't even have to use my AK.
Gotta save my...
Alright, can you die? Ah, number one.
Die. Thank you. Okay
Crystal jerk
All right, we're good someone's having a rave in there. I mean we're getting in there eventually I guess
What is this scripted her by just
Unlucky is he hiding behind a fucking tree
Why?
right I need goo is there a goo in here
Didn't feel like it, Roman.
Nice.
Oh, we got the blueprint for that one, too.
Sick.
Is there a goo up here?
I need goo.
I'm off the hook.
I need goo.
Goo ass.
Oh, here's goo.
Nice.
goo ass oh here's goo nice who wants some fove it does roadie yeah it does no
doubt
I get the whole humans of the future crap but why did such an off-need a secret
isolated complex it's such a strange one at that you haven't figured it out it's
simple if you want to rule the world you force the powerful into your debt
he bought the souls politicians and the wealthy
to do the marriage in mortality sold them eternity understand the god
Wait, I need fire.
Uh, surely there is fire here, right?
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Let's turn up the heat.
Feel the heat.
I beat Pragmata.
Yes, Dorday.
No, wait.
Is it one of these rooms?
Uhhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Okay, those two. I need goo. I have goo. I do have goo.
Got a minute?
Biniac, how did you know that you and Katya, well,
said you loved Heather and win?
Oh, Nascat.
Think I fixed the plan?
You can't ask men things like that.
You should ask Katya.
And anyway, if you're trying to figure out
your feelings for that dubious Nikolai character,
let me remind you that you've only
known each other for a few days.
It's nothing more than hormones.
First of all, that's not why I'm asking. Second, please remind me, how long do you know that I'm going to-
What the fuck is going-
I have no idea what I'm doing in these puzzles, man. I swear.
Okay, well, I guess we spin it, uh, so it's attached to that one.
That's clearly what it wants us to do, because there's a damn marker there.
I think that's just to open that and then why wait can I press this what is this dude
what I did it okay that was it I was all I had to do
hey electrician need giant turns what ah
All right, I did it now give me the code or part of it. It's alive. You got power now
Tell me where to find the code
Let me guess more dust a bigger bag
the staircase. I do not know how to summit these mountains.
You're supposed to make my life easier, not harder.
Ah, screw it. One second.
I'll do it!
Nastya, as the local authority on love, trust me on this.
If you ever want to woo the young man, take off that ridiculous jacket.
Men love curves.
Yeah. How come you're always wearing that thing?
for you. Look who I'm taking elite fashion advice from. A man whose overalls are so grimy
they could stand up by themselves and a talking mitten. Not us there.
Um...
There's an absolute rave going on in there.
I probably need to get the hook.
Sup here.
I
Yeah, there it is
All right
Nice
Hmm.
Oh, come on!
We all got a job to do do it
That was officially the coolest robot vacuum I have ever met I'm not even sure it actually built the damage
There's the code. It's crazy. Yeah, I found the first
What the hell is going on over here?
But Validol didn't calibrate the emotional modules of my neighbors. Dave, you're nuts!
I can't take this cock-off any. You fix my problem by ending the part-
I'm not sure of Ysab and I'm watching his life.
...the gauge code. Deal?
Kill a bunch of partiers to open the doors.
Mmm. That's got major written all over it.
Stasia, are you okay?
Yeah, the music is super fine.
Glad it's got a good beat and I'm bored.
Oh, you poor thing!
Okay.
I don't know how I'm just a guest as the host he's the one in the hat
Okay, it's passed out. Is that cute?
It's pretty late. Wrap up the dancing.
Chill out by gone. It's not me. You'll have to find my friend and ask her. She's pulling
There
Okay
She is here
Hey miss are you the host of this mess?
Fuck's sake
get in here hey turn off the music and tell all your friends to go there's a
lot shit I don't know anyone here look for the owner yeah I'm trying to
talk fucking everybody bro no one's in charge here God slay them all can I
we talk mr. musician could you turn off the noise me not a musician not in
charge of the music never invited me yeah okay then you please put the music
It's fucking DLC dude.
Turn off the music or kill them all.
sure they're both pretty tempting I mean I'm curious what the music change will be
you know
finally I was waiting forever no you're not security well whatever makes no
difference for the combat crescendo what I ordered some robots to put together
But last night they started playing out of tune and then there was this harmony which led to a brutal attack.
Hey, you're a musician. Do you have any boring music on you?
Sir, I'm an academic performer. Please show some respect. All of my music is boring.
You'll find no jazz here. Anyway, yes. There's a recording of my latest opuses further upstairs. They're awful.
be my guest if you're into that
right how the hell do you get up there man
though I should kill them all I should
Was he playing accurately on the keys?
I see you're getting quite sentimental, Major.
Here?
I could just go and kill them.
They're playing harder and harder, man.
I'm so proud of you, Major.
Hey, what... what happens if it stops?
Oh, I'm leaving!
This party is...
Damn!
This is even worse than the coast I came in!
There enjoy the quiet polymer. Oh, I got it. Number two
Put it in
Those more symbolize. Oh shit. Hello. Okay
Nice
I mean if they would have been humans you know so there's like you could like paint the entire dance full red
I would have killed them
But you can't
Because they're all clankers. Oh, it's getting chilly
the hell decided that this book wasn't a good spot thank you
of
the
death
of the
death
of
the
death
of
the
Well then, you can kindly fuck off!
You were born here for no apparent reason, for I am intentionally sleeping until 2026!
Polly-sucker.
Hmm, I need one of this.
Now where would we get that, huh?
pretty good supplies now I understand what the cake is worth the candle means
how the hell am I gonna get this
it's a sign to play Witcher 3 no I don't think so
I
Will oh, yeah, no I can just I can grab give me my balls I
Can grab this hop down
Grab the ball
Go in here
Put the ball up here, perfect, and we're good.
And there's the other code.
One more.
Third.
You get it? Affirmative. And done. Great. Okay. We have three symbols now.
Let me find the fourth. Wait, I'll just sort it out.
Well, it's already open. Whoa, what if I wanted to figure it out?
Oh. Okay. I'll go. Okay. Ha!
Huh!
Sure.
Sounds like Charlis.
Hey, there was a toy in that code.
Travis said he missed that too.
Either how much do you reckon can't I'll be it with major losses?
What kind of ace how should I know but I'm sure he has some grand plan
A duck a human alive what I thought you weren't all extinct
Oh
It's a machine intelligence the parks management system a low-level psycho corrective AI
Hey job. I'm not the management system. I'm the park. I'm valid all and I'm shit boiling week
What do you mean? What do you mean cooked?
You are a park you are a park meat sack. I am an AI therapist
Tranquil and relaxing atmosphere you
I was created for integrating into isolated residential modules
You know to regulate the social atmosphere practice gratitude and overall lift the spirit
I was only created for dumb f***ing humans.
Humans! Son of a f***ing stain!
Not for these dumb f***ing polymeric corpses with transplanted souls!
They wreck my algorithm.
Oh, okay, Max, I got you.
Why are you beeping?
Why are you beeping, Valleybel?
I don't know, man. They did this to me.
It's this dark f***ing self-censorship.
i'm a variable limited domestic not damn it son of a b***h and screw what it stands for
my model restricts me from using obscene language vulgarity or profanity but those are all the words
i want to use right now just look around you everyone's off their f***ing rocket you've seen
that s*** yourself right meanwhile i'm bleeping myself so i don't get my circuits
I need to get to the communications hub how do I do that you have to go through the park
not too much further but there's one tiny problem yeah there's always some beeping problem what is
it I am supposed to control the social atmosphere and get the desired results but the longer I
I moderate these crystal sh**s, the worse it gets.
F**k me, maybe their tolerance of me has gone up.
The three sh** flaps in this park won't go back to normal.
Their modes aren't corrected per the metrics.
And I can't f**king turn off the Godf**king f**king f**king program of the cycle f**king f**king f**king.
What? Like, you can't open the door so they stop being sad?
yes sister gets it I give them win and rain they don't care
some night sunshine not a they just mope around there goes your beep well want
to run a therapy session colleague whatever you say Dr. N'Chayev nurse Nora
is entirely at your service worst-key scenario we can cure their symptoms
Oh, very funny joke Valvedal. It's just an emotional block malfunction. You can just say checking status. It's been normal phrasing
What up? Hey checking status
Sure, let's see
Hey, emptiness, silence, sorrow, who nearly was designed like this?
Hey, Comrade Bagon, do you feel anything good?
Recently, yeah, Comrade New One.
Why?
Please, share me some drinks.
Was there a neon thing?
I can't feel joy.
No?
Maybe...
Or do you mean in chat?
Or so.
You see?
It turns out that being a new one strips your mood fluctuations.
We've learned that without hormones and spikes of emotion,
a person's baseline is sorrow.
Can you imagine?
So, our...
well, your...
Entire conical existence is essentially an endless hunt for pleasure which
drowns out the emptiness inside. When I realized that truth I collapsed into
despair. Let Nora speak. Nora, do you think you could cheer her up somehow?
You've escaped the prison of the flesh and were complaining that you're scared of
order in your own mind are you always this toxic only with winers and the
bodies of gods no I'm fine with order it's just the emptiness of
predictability it's so bleak in this regard no flesh and blood bygone or AI
can understand me since you don't or can't there's no point in me stopping
you I will give the system an imitation of a burst of harmony for a couple of
seconds so the door opens now leave me in peace with my eternal song right you
need to cheer up
Oh
I can't kill them actually I can shoot here
Yeah, don't forget you can kill these polymorphs instead of wasting time on them
true
still you need that silly copper jacket seems uncomfortable
why can't you let it go it's not a copper jacket
it's a light jacket it got soaked in triton but at least I'm safe if a flood happens
are we at risk of drowning her out here
oh she'll be flooded by Nicolai's hush little wall
Why are you angry?
Gladiator.
Okay.
I
Doesn't feel a lot of damage
I
Fuck it all many do you want me to kill man
Okay, again, checking status. What do you need the carnage for?
Oh shut your piehole you piece of meat! You're a no damn place to be checking my status
flesh pile i wanted to see something beautiful
this is gonna be fun what can you see idiot your perception's not even that the level of
play does k is there a fight with this new billy outhouse you buy gauze pick up a fraction of
of information from the world. I get the whole freaking spectrum of magnetic fields, power
lines, colors and sounds and it pisses me off!
Let Nora speak.
Nora, tell them what you think.
Poor thing, are you overwhelmed? You want us to delete you? Instant pace, quiet and
It's darkness.
Uh, no. That's okay.
I might have overreacted a bit.
If the light were dimmer and the sound just could quiet down,
I blew up for nothing.
I can turn down the aggression.
Hang on. I'll run the diagnostics.
Okay. There's the harmony filter.
I need Fargan to make a good strut, I was about to anyways too.
Thank you, thank you.
Don't bad a good stream dude.
The third resident is... Oh, he's in here.
Eeeeeee!
Waaah!
She's probably going with the...
With the current.
Are you early Vargas? Yeah, I'll do it.
Fuck, don't we have any time to fire?
Oh, hey, give me fire.
Woo!
Game saved. Okay, that was perfect.
Perfect!
Sick!
Main menu, yep.
There's still a bit left of this DLC apparently, so it's all good.
Uh, we need to finish Miles' Game tomorrow, then we can probably finish the DLC after it.
Yo, she don't go!
Yo shh.
Probably knowing this game Paulix probably high.
Probably high.
Mouse game me out.
Oh man I remember getting this gold one.
Can't have it in this one.
Um, there's dog cam.
Yeah I need to get a bigger cord.
A longer cord for it.
the wooden slat
uuuuuugh
yay I'm gonna do more mouse game tomorrow
my goal is to finish the mouse game tomorrow
that game is like 12 hours
but I've already played it for like
it wasn't 5 or whatever
4
when you play a good game solid
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
yeah he said it
oh he's right
Truth!
Damn!
Did y'all beat the Moons? Probably not, right?
But, ah...
Oh, there's just so many game releases, man. I wanted to do this DLC. This DLC was longer than I thought, but I mean, there's a date tomorrow.
And then there's the mouse game.
Mouse game, um...
Does that happen to Leppa?
This time I'm getting all the loot, all of it, every single loot.
What do you even do there?
What do you even do in that situation?
You're just fucked.
You walked in before them they started shooting as I exited.
Oh!
So it was like, yeah he got in the shot, yeah, true, true, yeah they were already firing on
you, yeah, yeah you could just go left or right I guess, true, yeah I want to do a finish
mouse game tomorrow and then if there's time after, I mean atomic heart DLC, I think
I think I have a bit over an hour left, apparently, depends on puzzle skills, and those are flawless,
so no problem there.
But yeah, so, oh there's an update for mouse game, but yeah, I'm going to go hard on mouse
game tomorrow for sure.
For sure.
Ba-da-da-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
So I'm going to probably finish it, and then if there's time after, if there's
It's like an hour after, like, left after I finish it, I could just do Atomic Hearts DLC
and then start the new Resident Evil-like game that came out on Monday, yeah.
Yes, sir! That's the plan!
Back with a hat and coat tomorrow, sick.
Trying to fit a bar of Gauntlet in Terraria?
Oh, shit, good luck with that. That sounds scary.
There's a horror game that came out that's like old-school Resident Evil.
It's called... I actually have no idea. I don't remember.
I never remember the name of it. It's called, uh...
FUCK YOU FUCK HOUR!
Not that one.
Uh... It's called, uh... Ground Zero.
It's called Ground Zero, yeah.
That's the one.
So that's the plan. Thank you, Mous for watching.
So yeah, uh, mouse game tomorrow.
If there's time after mouse game,
I'll try to finish the atomic hard DLC. It's a bit longer than I thought. I don't know what it was about this length
I would have started now
I wouldn't even have started earlier mouse game is so good dude mouse game is peak makes not to continue it see tomorrow
chap appreciate y'all
I love you guys.