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What else? PB. Boom. Live split. Boom. Okay. 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It's our phone coming up door."}, {"start": 643.88, "end": 645.88, "text": " This is my home"}, {"start": 645.88, "end": 647.88, "text": " Nothing's gonna change that"}, {"start": 650.88, "end": 652.88, "text": " I know right, season"}, {"start": 666.88, "end": 669.88, "text": " I mean, that was fucking good"}, {"start": 669.88, "end": 671.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 672.0, "end": 678.88, "text": " Gives me sleeping dogs. Yeah, cuz I'm a rice and ronin but yeah, especially sleeping dogs. Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait for this"}, {"start": 678.88, "end": 680.48, "text": " Okay, it's"}, {"start": 680.48, "end": 682.48, "text": " Coming this winter also"}, {"start": 685.12, "end": 690.24, "text": " Ain't no fucking pre flush for this one fucking now that looked insanely good. Oh"}, {"start": 692.96, "end": 694.96, "text": " Who is Otto I"}, {"start": 694.96, "end": 701.5600000000001, "text": " I guess it's some artists I don't really know. Maybe I know some songs."}, {"start": 704.08, "end": 712.1, "text": " You? Oh okay. Very popular singer. Okay, okay. That's cool. Incredible Japanese"}, {"start": 712.1, "end": 717.0400000000001, "text": " musician. All right. Huh."}, {"start": 717.6800000000001, "end": 723.98, "text": " The singer for Last Judgment intro. I don't remember how that one goes."}, {"start": 723.98, "end": 731.9, "text": " damn that was peak I would leave a like that was really good and now back into"}, {"start": 731.9, "end": 740.38, "text": " other peak yeah no no no no you don't launch it from here god damn it you"}, {"start": 740.38, "end": 746.66, "text": " launch it from yeah I've even forgot to open all the rando and shit"}, {"start": 753.98, "end": 765.98, "text": " Auto equip. Enemy rando. Yeah."}, {"start": 765.98, "end": 773.98, "text": " Item rando. Okay, I got it. We're good."}, {"start": 773.98, "end": 786.38, "text": " There, uh, senile, guinevere, senile, primordial, serpents, shield, and weapon weapon."}, {"start": 786.38, "end": 787.38, "text": " Looks good."}, {"start": 787.38, "end": 790.38, "text": " I think these save themselves, so, yep."}, {"start": 790.38, "end": 791.38, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 791.38, "end": 799.1800000000001, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 799.1800000000001, "end": 803.58, "text": " Fuck yeah, Sun Sun."}, {"start": 803.58, "end": 807.0600000000001, "text": " Let's go. Yeah, my subnautica run is live. I played it for like an hour yesterday."}, {"start": 807.98, "end": 809.6600000000001, "text": " Pseudo, very bad fish."}, {"start": 811.62, "end": 814.82, "text": " Sloppy whoopee, Nucleus 106. On who's this?"}, {"start": 818.62, "end": 820.7800000000001, "text": " Ice is V7. Thanks for 19."}, {"start": 820.7800000000001, "end": 825.7, "text": " And net W75, Zyka, like 33. Uncle Rock is like 51. Thank you, guys."}, {"start": 828.5, "end": 830.7, "text": " Fair is actually the hardest difficulty."}, {"start": 833.58, "end": 854.14, "text": " No, unironically fair is the hardest difficulty. Do you know why? You want me to explain? I"}, {"start": 854.14, "end": 859.62, "text": " can actually show you. Oh, it doesn't show now when I've already made it. But fair makes"}, {"start": 859.62, "end": 869.0600000000001, "text": " it so key items could be anywhere, anywhere. It's not biased whatsoever. When you make it unfair,"}, {"start": 869.78, "end": 875.0600000000001, "text": " there's higher chance of them being in harder areas, as in like, you know it's gonna be in"}, {"start": 875.0600000000001, "end": 882.82, "text": " Great Hollow for example, or Upper Bly Town. And then very unfair, basically guarantees that you,"}, {"start": 882.82, "end": 886.74, "text": " that they're gonna be there. So with fair, they could be anywhere, they could be easy,"}, {"start": 886.74, "end": 892.5, "text": " it can be hard whenever you have to search everything if I were to play very unfair I would just go"}, {"start": 892.5, "end": 898.74, "text": " to great hollow or upper blight town and I know I'd find key items there with this you never know"}, {"start": 899.38, "end": 906.42, "text": " and that is why fair is the hardest is it because of you let us playing these one right no yeah it's"}, {"start": 906.42, "end": 915.86, "text": " me and salad we gaslit him in because he played with scaling on so we gaslit him in uh to say that"}, {"start": 915.86, "end": 925.9, "text": " his run was invalidated so now he's back yeah so it goes yeah let me add all my"}, {"start": 925.9, "end": 932.1800000000001, "text": " stuff back I also have a lord vessel overlay now you know when you place a"}, {"start": 932.1800000000001, "end": 938.42, "text": " lord vessel it disappears from the the atom menu now I have a PNG there I can"}, {"start": 938.4200000000001, "end": 946.94, "text": " activate so we'll know so we will know"}, {"start": 949.82, "end": 956.4200000000001, "text": " Lord vessel that's what I'm gonna name the first run of today and the only"}, {"start": 956.4200000000001, "end": 961.34, "text": " run of today I'm right here have you seen the news trailer for stranger in"}, {"start": 961.34, "end": 965.7, "text": " heaven it's sick we just watched it Armour gear literally like two minutes"}, {"start": 965.7, "end": 967.7, "text": " go."}, {"start": 967.7, "end": 969.7, "text": " It's a bug!"}, {"start": 969.7, "end": 971.7, "text": " Hey, hey, oh hello."}, {"start": 971.7, "end": 973.7, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 977.7, "end": 979.7, "text": " What did warrior have?"}, {"start": 979.7, "end": 981.7, "text": " Eugh."}, {"start": 981.7, "end": 982.7, "text": " Eugh."}, {"start": 982.7, "end": 983.7, "text": " Wanderer?"}, {"start": 983.7, "end": 984.7, "text": " Eugh."}, {"start": 984.7, "end": 987.7, "text": " I might go cleric, it's a very good weapon."}, {"start": 987.7, "end": 989.7, "text": " I might as well."}, {"start": 989.7, "end": 995.7800000000001, "text": " Did I see Farm Horrigan called Crop?"}, {"start": 995.7800000000001, "end": 1001.0600000000001, "text": " No, I didn't."}, {"start": 1001.0600000000001, "end": 1002.0600000000001, "text": " You'll be at the end."}, {"start": 1002.0600000000001, "end": 1003.0600000000001, "text": " Oh, boss counter."}, {"start": 1003.0600000000001, "end": 1005.0600000000001, "text": " Yes, you're right."}, {"start": 1005.0600000000001, "end": 1018.5, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1018.5, "end": 1022.1, "text": " You can still get it later, Bambers, in one life."}, {"start": 1022.1, "end": 1025.66, "text": " Items that you get here in the character crater?"}, {"start": 1025.66, "end": 1027.62, "text": " You can still find them in the game."}, {"start": 1027.62, "end": 1028.62, "text": " I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 1028.62, "end": 1031.62, "text": " Like 90% sure."}, {"start": 1031.6200000000001, "end": 1033.6200000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 1043.6200000000001, "end": 1045.6200000000001, "text": " The Elbering."}, {"start": 1046.98, "end": 1051.38, "text": " Salatier seed in the hammer. Salatier seed is Lord Vessel within 10 minutes."}, {"start": 1051.38, "end": 1055.38, "text": " But that also means the run is dead. If you find early Lord Vessel just retire."}, {"start": 1056.3400000000001, "end": 1058.9, "text": " Retire the run. Because it's over."}, {"start": 1061.6200000000001, "end": 1064.7800000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure you started with that weapon also found it in shop yes I"}, {"start": 1064.7800000000002, "end": 1070.9, "text": " believe so parts of none I think it's a 90 user I think see 11 gay Lord 5"}, {"start": 1070.9, "end": 1080.66, "text": " physics for six what up will be rustic I don't think so this is sequel to"}, {"start": 1080.66, "end": 1090.14, "text": " ultimate drummer dude that game yesterday was crazy very trippy"}, {"start": 1091.6200000000001, "end": 1095.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, hi."}, {"start": 1095.6200000000001, "end": 1104.6200000000001, "text": " Ba, ba, ba."}, {"start": 1104.6200000000001, "end": 1107.3000000000002, "text": " Both music games were peak, yeah dude."}, {"start": 1107.3000000000002, "end": 1108.3000000000002, "text": " Deadass disco?"}, {"start": 1108.3000000000002, "end": 1111.22, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 1111.22, "end": 1112.8200000000002, "text": " That was so sick."}, {"start": 1112.8200000000002, "end": 1117.14, "text": " It was so good."}, {"start": 1117.14, "end": 1121.8200000000002, "text": " Oh my heavy rolling. No"}, {"start": 1124.26, "end": 1129.7800000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm wearing the same shirt as yesterday, it's true. I haven't done anything today. I've been inside all day at"}, {"start": 1130.74, "end": 1132.94, "text": " This PC pretty much all day"}, {"start": 1137.0200000000002, "end": 1140.14, "text": " No reason to switch I'm going out"}, {"start": 1147.14, "end": 1149.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1153.92, "end": 1157.3600000000001, "text": " Got this hammer so damn good, I know our STP"}, {"start": 1157.3600000000001, "end": 1163.5200000000002, "text": " Well, I mean I was inside in front of the PC because I had paperwork to do not the most exciting thing"}, {"start": 1167.8400000000001, "end": 1169.8400000000001, "text": " Shut up"}, {"start": 1177.14, "end": 1181.14, "text": " Oh, oh, uh-oh. That's fine."}, {"start": 1185.14, "end": 1187.14, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 1190.14, "end": 1194.14, "text": " Mamacita! Look at that damage!"}, {"start": 1202.14, "end": 1205.14, "text": " Did I chill at the peace of mind? I don't stream? No, not a lot."}, {"start": 1207.14, "end": 1211.3400000000001, "text": " Not a lot."}, {"start": 1211.3400000000001, "end": 1217.66, "text": " What was the name of the horror game where only the demo was available?"}, {"start": 1217.66, "end": 1219.0200000000002, "text": " You had a farm where you could plant crops?"}, {"start": 1219.0200000000002, "end": 1223.1000000000001, "text": " I think it was We Harvest Shadows."}, {"start": 1223.1000000000001, "end": 1229.74, "text": " Pretty sure that's what it was called."}, {"start": 1229.74, "end": 1233.5400000000002, "text": " What a zeoru."}, {"start": 1233.54, "end": 1241.04, "text": " Yeah, I hope it comes out one day the demo was super solid isn't there like"}, {"start": 1241.04, "end": 1245.96, "text": " kind of this like you play as this anime girl but also it's like the same"}, {"start": 1245.96, "end": 1253.1599999999999, "text": " premise that's being worked on"}, {"start": 1253.16, "end": 1260.3600000000001, "text": " Fracture blooms, yes."}, {"start": 1260.3600000000001, "end": 1262.44, "text": " That one's not our, right?"}, {"start": 1262.44, "end": 1265.48, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 1265.48, "end": 1267.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1267.48, "end": 1271.48, "text": " Can anybody- 2000 souls?"}, {"start": 1271.48, "end": 1276.52, "text": " Yeah, there's a demo for it, yeah."}, {"start": 1276.52, "end": 1277.72, "text": " What a broad girl."}, {"start": 1277.72, "end": 1282.16, "text": " Alright, Doug, you brain a bit fried, so now I'm defrying by smoking."}, {"start": 1282.16, "end": 1289.16, "text": " Hey, Top, it's 38."}, {"start": 1289.16, "end": 1292.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1292.16, "end": 1298.16, "text": " It's a Hydra."}, {"start": 1298.16, "end": 1302.16, "text": " Well, with medium roll, I should be able to just sprint past it."}, {"start": 1302.16, "end": 1307.16, "text": " It's with heavy, you take damage."}, {"start": 1307.16, "end": 1331.88, "text": " cool. Oh, he doesn't have agri-fog the wall. I didn't know that. Thanks, CB. Oh, shit's"}, {"start": 1331.88, "end": 1351.88, "text": " not this guy. It's fine. I'm not sure about this. I might get... oh my god."}, {"start": 1361.88, "end": 1368.88, "text": " Oh, here it comes!"}, {"start": 1368.88, "end": 1370.88, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1370.88, "end": 1376.88, "text": " What the heck are you?"}, {"start": 1376.88, "end": 1382.88, "text": " Thorwald, it's 62!"}, {"start": 1382.88, "end": 1391.68, "text": " The word fracture reminded me of a gem on the Wii."}, {"start": 1391.68, "end": 1394.88, "text": " Fragile dreams, farewell ruins of the moon."}, {"start": 1394.88, "end": 1395.88, "text": " Never heard of it."}, {"start": 1395.88, "end": 1398.2800000000002, "text": " Any of that game in that mirror broke you?"}, {"start": 1398.2800000000002, "end": 1400.2800000000002, "text": " Never heard of it."}, {"start": 1400.2800000000002, "end": 1403.0800000000002, "text": " I throw it like 62."}, {"start": 1403.0800000000002, "end": 1405.0800000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1405.0800000000002, "end": 1407.0800000000002, "text": " Stranger than heaven."}, {"start": 1407.0800000000002, "end": 1412.4, "text": " Is this challenge hard on a thing sore?"}, {"start": 1412.4, "end": 1414.4, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 1417.9, "end": 1422.4, "text": " Don't think I'm watching that, Kurama. I'll rely on chat if there's something cool."}, {"start": 1433.9, "end": 1435.4, "text": " Mosquitos?"}, {"start": 1436.4, "end": 1439.4, "text": " Thank you. Oh, Demon Tire Knight, sir."}, {"start": 1442.4, "end": 1458.68, "text": " I do not have any corp at 4poE2."}, {"start": 1458.68, "end": 1468.96, "text": " Yeah I was told you pretty uh, you dude imagine CB the fucking dream."}, {"start": 1468.96, "end": 1473.1200000000001, "text": " Is that Seeth?"}, {"start": 1473.1200000000001, "end": 1474.6200000000001, "text": " In here?"}, {"start": 1474.6200000000001, "end": 1475.6200000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1475.6200000000001, "end": 1480.6200000000001, "text": " Have I- I don't know if I've ever gotten Seeth in here."}, {"start": 1480.6200000000001, "end": 1483.26, "text": " I must have, but I- Yeah, no, I have."}, {"start": 1483.26, "end": 1485.26, "text": " I might die here."}, {"start": 1485.26, "end": 1497.76, "text": " I know, we're fine."}, {"start": 1497.76, "end": 1501.76, "text": " What do you got for us, Andre? Give me a hurrah."}, {"start": 1508.76, "end": 1513.76, "text": " Yikes. Yikes."}, {"start": 1513.76, "end": 1516.76, "text": " Y- Okay, well that was..."}, {"start": 1518.76, "end": 1520.76, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 1520.76, "end": 1522.76, "text": " Wasn't very- oh yeah."}, {"start": 1527.76, "end": 1531.48, "text": " It was not."}, {"start": 1531.48, "end": 1535.52, "text": " Do we pull a salad and go to Sif?"}, {"start": 1535.52, "end": 1536.52, "text": " We could."}, {"start": 1536.52, "end": 1542.24, "text": " Am I ready for wings and lava sundae?"}, {"start": 1542.24, "end": 1544.84, "text": " I'm still a bit sick dirty."}, {"start": 1544.84, "end": 1548.12, "text": " And I, uh, Rimbaud asked me if I wanted to come to Stalko because they have like a track"}, {"start": 1548.12, "end": 1552.8799999999999, "text": " there to run it with a bunch of people."}, {"start": 1552.88, "end": 1556.64, "text": " I would have done it if I wasn't... like, sick still."}, {"start": 1558.5200000000002, "end": 1564.5200000000002, "text": " I might still do it, but we'll see. It depends on how fast I can get rid of the last, like, mini-cough."}, {"start": 1566.96, "end": 1571.3200000000002, "text": " I don't need shit from you, Andre. Your inventory sucks."}, {"start": 1572.7600000000002, "end": 1573.72, "text": " Oh, come on."}, {"start": 1582.88, "end": 1595.8400000000001, "text": " Gugia makes the 13 hoodie, thinks 63 and RavenDark makes 35."}, {"start": 1595.8400000000001, "end": 1605.0, "text": " Yeah there you gotta recover."}, {"start": 1605.0, "end": 1606.0, "text": " Vagrant?"}, {"start": 1606.0, "end": 1611.1200000000001, "text": " Uh, okay statue and nothing there."}, {"start": 1611.1200000000001, "end": 1612.1200000000001, "text": " Okay cool."}, {"start": 1612.1200000000001, "end": 1614.1200000000001, "text": " cool"}, {"start": 1627.88, "end": 1632.0000000000002, "text": " Everybody not defuncting by during wheels and wings in summer. No, I never know. I don't know what that is"}, {"start": 1633.5600000000002, "end": 1635.5600000000002, "text": " Definitely never been"}, {"start": 1642.1200000000001, "end": 1649.22, "text": " this is the run it could be you never know any run could be it I'm going for"}, {"start": 1649.22, "end": 1651.5800000000002, "text": " quail ag"}, {"start": 1655.74, "end": 1660.88, "text": " yes it does make sure all yeah well actually no that's see if is the one"}, {"start": 1660.88, "end": 1666.7, "text": " you fight before the prison which is not really like a boss I think there's like"}, {"start": 1666.7, "end": 1672.22, "text": " two seats maybe i don't know that's not the boss version of seeth right there"}, {"start": 1677.82, "end": 1680.54, "text": " i was not listening to slad while walking into your shitty day"}, {"start": 1683.82, "end": 1686.78, "text": " i oh 2000 souls easy farm"}, {"start": 1716.78, "end": 1731.74, "text": " Permanent isn't deathless, yes."}, {"start": 1731.74, "end": 1732.94, "text": " Do the speed on roll skip?"}, {"start": 1732.94, "end": 1739.06, "text": " I know how to do it, but not gonna do it for the rando."}, {"start": 1739.06, "end": 1746.06, "text": " It's very rare it goes wrong."}, {"start": 1769.06, "end": 1790.74, "text": " I did it there tonight, yeah, but I was linked it."}, {"start": 1790.74, "end": 1791.74, "text": " Put out a low key."}, {"start": 1791.74, "end": 1792.74, "text": " Oh, fuck this."}, {"start": 1792.74, "end": 1793.74, "text": " Oh, pinwheel."}, {"start": 1793.74, "end": 1794.74, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 1794.74, "end": 1796.74, "text": " Oh pinwheel"}, {"start": 1798.18, "end": 1800.18, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 1802.78, "end": 1804.78, "text": " Sick hyper armor, dude"}, {"start": 1808.74, "end": 1812.74, "text": " This game is so fucking inconsistent with its mechanics, I swear"}, {"start": 1813.74, "end": 1815.74, "text": " Why did he have hyper armor?"}, {"start": 1816.82, "end": 1818.82, "text": " Wow amazing"}, {"start": 1824.74, "end": 1839.74, "text": " Click, click, restart."}, {"start": 1839.74, "end": 1863.06, "text": " Yeah, cozy. Let's say cozy. Wow, that's a warrior. Well, first round of the day got"}, {"start": 1863.06, "end": 1870.06, "text": " disted. Aye aye aye."}, {"start": 1875.94, "end": 1882.94, "text": " We're finishing some for nothing to be flat. Oh yeah. Jesus Christ yeah."}, {"start": 1893.06, "end": 1903.86, "text": " It could have been the run, but it wasn't."}, {"start": 1903.86, "end": 1906.26, "text": " This is so sad."}, {"start": 1906.26, "end": 1919.06, "text": " No, this is non-scaled, except the first boss, obviously."}, {"start": 1919.06, "end": 1935.4199999999998, "text": " Like a dark loran."}, {"start": 1935.4199999999998, "end": 1936.4199999999998, "text": " All Gucci."}, {"start": 1936.4199999999998, "end": 1937.4199999999998, "text": " Oh butterfly."}, {"start": 1937.4199999999998, "end": 1942.3, "text": " Oh dude, you can get insta-killed here."}, {"start": 1942.3, "end": 1949.3, "text": " This place is actually a bit scary here."}, {"start": 1972.3, "end": 1987.06, "text": " Oh, yeah, I definitely haven't been to that suba."}, {"start": 1987.06, "end": 1995.58, "text": " We kind of got to like, I guess something similar, maybe."}, {"start": 1995.5800000000002, "end": 2000.4600000000003, "text": " His daggers so sick."}, {"start": 2000.4600000000003, "end": 2005.4600000000003, "text": " Smell the gasoline, yeah."}, {"start": 2005.4600000000003, "end": 2018.66, "text": " This blade is good, but I might die here."}, {"start": 2018.66, "end": 2020.7800000000002, "text": " Butterfly is ass."}, {"start": 2020.7800000000002, "end": 2022.7800000000002, "text": " Could be."}, {"start": 2022.7800000000002, "end": 2024.3400000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2024.3400000000001, "end": 2032.14, "text": " for it go okay we're fine"}, {"start": 2035.2600000000002, "end": 2041.7400000000002, "text": " ultimate drummer perma rando no plans for that"}, {"start": 2041.74, "end": 2055.46, "text": " I think I'm gonna loot this see what's up okay"}, {"start": 2055.46, "end": 2058.58, "text": " hey you"}, {"start": 2058.58, "end": 2066.7, "text": " they're having nice looking banana pizza lately yeah I just had one and I was sick"}, {"start": 2066.7, "end": 2068.7, "text": " few days ago. I showed it on stream."}, {"start": 2087.1, "end": 2088.8999999999996, "text": " Fuck yeah, CB, let's go, dude."}, {"start": 2088.9, "end": 2097.5, "text": " How much salt I put into the banana pizza?"}, {"start": 2097.5, "end": 2102.02, "text": " Well I don't make it, I don't know."}, {"start": 2132.02, "end": 2140.7, "text": " I mean, I need a wig and kebab. I don't need to get paid for it. I'll try it"}, {"start": 2140.7, "end": 2152.7, "text": " it. Hey, you."}, {"start": 2152.7, "end": 2169.7, "text": " I'll leave you be for now."}, {"start": 2169.7, "end": 2180.1, "text": " oh shit let's go Lars hope it went well dude hope recovery yeah goes well oh he"}, {"start": 2180.1, "end": 2191.4199999999996, "text": " died a skirt why am I even fighting this storm of x8 z0-550 and got him"}, {"start": 2191.42, "end": 2199.9, "text": " molding supported in a gallon. Yeah, Lars can imagine why I was still here"}, {"start": 2199.9, "end": 2206.66, "text": " because it hasn't finished yet. It needs to get finished."}, {"start": 2206.66, "end": 2221.2599999999998, "text": " The thing is, I thought Wiggin Kebab was like, is it, it is Kebab, right?"}, {"start": 2221.2599999999998, "end": 2224.14, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 2224.14, "end": 2226.7799999999997, "text": " Is it like Kebab with mushy peas or?"}, {"start": 2226.7799999999997, "end": 2229.3799999999997, "text": " I don't know, it's fine silver."}, {"start": 2229.3799999999997, "end": 2231.2999999999997, "text": " Just a bit stuffed in the nose."}, {"start": 2231.2999999999997, "end": 2236.0, "text": " And a minor cuff."}, {"start": 2236.0, "end": 2239.6, "text": " There's nothing kebab about it. Oh, it is. It's a meat pie in a bun"}, {"start": 2240.28, "end": 2245.24, "text": " Yeah, cuz when I see that Baker photo with salad sitting there at the table, it looks like a pie. Yeah"}, {"start": 2251.84, "end": 2256.66, "text": " It's a British pie stuck in between two piece of bread and filler can differ"}, {"start": 2258.6, "end": 2260.6, "text": " Yeah, okay, it goes fast it goes fast"}, {"start": 2260.6, "end": 2270.98, "text": " It's big sluggy, yeah find the music guy dude he plays bangers"}, {"start": 2290.6, "end": 2308.96, "text": " See if again?"}, {"start": 2308.96, "end": 2310.88, "text": " Don't flop."}, {"start": 2310.88, "end": 2316.8399999999997, "text": " Do not flop."}, {"start": 2316.84, "end": 2322.28, "text": " Oh, Andre this time brother I believe"}, {"start": 2352.28, "end": 2374.1200000000003, "text": " Yeah, there's good shields for Gwyn there."}, {"start": 2374.1200000000003, "end": 2376.4, "text": " And Filonia thinks it's 29."}, {"start": 2376.4, "end": 2377.4, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2377.4, "end": 2379.4, "text": " Let's have the british food"}, {"start": 2386.48, "end": 2393.3, "text": " Okay chop you ready for this all right there you go"}, {"start": 2397.32, "end": 2399.32, "text": " And it's got mushy peas on it"}, {"start": 2401.58, "end": 2403.58, "text": " Yeah, uh-huh"}, {"start": 2403.58, "end": 2414.42, "text": " I mean I would eat it though I'm curious"}, {"start": 2414.42, "end": 2426.02, "text": " with face please put a parental advisory warning before you show that I'm I'm kind of I'm curious"}, {"start": 2426.02, "end": 2433.02, "text": " about it. I think it could be pretty good."}, {"start": 2443.06, "end": 2450.06, "text": " Zingy thinks 53 and think you're party baam."}, {"start": 2456.02, "end": 2461.5, "text": " Salah did say he was gonna bring a couple of cans of mushy piece."}, {"start": 2461.5, "end": 2465.06, "text": " Ah, cans of mushy piece."}, {"start": 2465.06, "end": 2469.46, "text": " I would like it like that, like, I'm assuming he ordered that or whatever."}, {"start": 2469.46, "end": 2472.46, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 2472.46, "end": 2476.3, "text": " Oh, pinwheel."}, {"start": 2476.3, "end": 2477.7, "text": " And a dark sorcerer."}, {"start": 2477.7, "end": 2480.7, "text": " Yeah, okay, dude."}, {"start": 2480.7000000000003, "end": 2509.1400000000003, "text": " Yeah, I don't mean, I mean, I don't want to just eat Mushi-P straight from a can."}, {"start": 2509.14, "end": 2510.74, "text": " I want it like a dish, you know?"}, {"start": 2513.48, "end": 2516.3399999999997, "text": " I don't want to meet Salad in the halls of Dreamhack,"}, {"start": 2516.3399999999997, "end": 2518.18, "text": " and then him opening his backpack,"}, {"start": 2518.18, "end": 2520.48, "text": " pulling out a can of mushy peas with a spoon"}, {"start": 2520.48, "end": 2521.72, "text": " and saying, eat this."}, {"start": 2523.2, "end": 2524.9, "text": " I don't want to eat it like that."}, {"start": 2539.14, "end": 2557.98, "text": " Bring a can of Susterman counterfeit, dude."}, {"start": 2557.98, "end": 2570.46, "text": " They would never let you into Dreamac with that, zero chance."}, {"start": 2570.46, "end": 2579.42, "text": " I don't know why you got timed out a little W. Did you do something weird with a dot and"}, {"start": 2579.42, "end": 2586.42, "text": " and they thought you posted a link or something"}, {"start": 2587.1800000000003, "end": 2590.86, "text": " you were insulting silence cultured by not eating from the can"}, {"start": 2590.86, "end": 2592.66, "text": " canboy"}, {"start": 2592.66, "end": 2599.66, "text": " canboy"}, {"start": 2599.66, "end": 2609.5, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 2609.5, "end": 2611.3799999999997, "text": " Any discs here?"}, {"start": 2611.3799999999997, "end": 2612.94, "text": " Not this time?"}, {"start": 2612.94, "end": 2618.06, "text": " Not this time?"}, {"start": 2618.06, "end": 2620.02, "text": " Heh."}, {"start": 2620.02, "end": 2622.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2625.18, "end": 2627.34, "text": " Believe that I think 70 and think of jeopardy"}, {"start": 2632.82, "end": 2641.42, "text": " But I've already beaten it and saw me yeah, yeah, I saw the new trail from yakuza devs bang in bang in I"}, {"start": 2641.42, "end": 2649.1, "text": " I see little W, okay."}, {"start": 2649.1, "end": 2661.3, "text": " I'm not gonna hob and wait here, I'm just gonna go."}, {"start": 2661.3, "end": 2662.3, "text": " Priscilla?"}, {"start": 2662.3, "end": 2663.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2663.3, "end": 2664.3, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 2664.3, "end": 2665.3, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2665.3, "end": 2667.3, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2672.3, "end": 2674.3, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 2695.3, "end": 2722.38, "text": " There we go. What the fuck? I thought my damage would be way higher with this dagger."}, {"start": 2722.38, "end": 2725.78, "text": " Oh, there we go. Yeah, right as a bleed I forgot"}, {"start": 2752.38, "end": 2754.38, "text": " Hey you"}, {"start": 2782.38, "end": 2803.98, "text": " watch me cut her tail off and get demons great"}, {"start": 2803.98, "end": 2824.78, "text": " Oh wait no, it's eastward, not darkward."}, {"start": 2824.78, "end": 2826.3, "text": " So later things need to be let down."}, {"start": 2826.3, "end": 2827.3, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2827.3, "end": 2829.3, "text": " Carpink's at 85, thank you."}, {"start": 2841.02, "end": 2843.92, "text": " You're gonna pluck your own hair off playing RE6?"}, {"start": 2846.1800000000003, "end": 2847.46, "text": " RE6 was kind of fun."}, {"start": 2857.9, "end": 2859.9, "text": " I'll say we go"}, {"start": 2868.1800000000003, "end": 2874.86, "text": " Ten year anniversary V after all these years to focus I'm learning to stream almost every evening. Yo, I'm honored V. Thank you"}, {"start": 2876.34, "end": 2878.34, "text": " And hope you're well"}, {"start": 2887.3, "end": 2904.98, "text": " slope moon on 24 channel perma slope on main channel there's no escape"}, {"start": 2907.98, "end": 2910.98, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 2917.3, "end": 2941.3, "text": " Cool. I'm gonna pick this up and then I'm gonna bow now."}, {"start": 2941.3, "end": 2946.3, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 2946.3, "end": 2954.02, "text": " Ah, damn me."}, {"start": 2954.02, "end": 2956.02, "text": " You got through it."}, {"start": 2956.02, "end": 2962.02, "text": " Okay, we can get some stats for equipment."}, {"start": 2962.02, "end": 2969.02, "text": " It's pretty good, because I would like to start looting a bit."}, {"start": 2969.02, "end": 2979.22, "text": " though this dagger could maybe kill gargoyles also we're gonna do this"}, {"start": 2980.82, "end": 2987.98, "text": " can you have more than one's the same boss no there's no boss duplicates"}, {"start": 2987.98, "end": 2989.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2998.58, "end": 3004.26, "text": " Why someone I know would rush sit for the sweet 40k he would yeah, it's true"}, {"start": 3004.26, "end": 3021.0600000000004, "text": " What happens if we get ceaseless under the silo or capper to even area you're fucked"}, {"start": 3021.0600000000004, "end": 3031.82, "text": " higher enough fuck but it's very painful I don't have any corp for pue to know I'm"}, {"start": 3031.82, "end": 3034.82, "text": " I I want to go to I"}, {"start": 3036.7400000000002, "end": 3040.42, "text": " Really want to go to undead merchants, but it's super risky"}, {"start": 3041.7400000000002, "end": 3045.1000000000004, "text": " Having both pinwheel and a dark sorcerer there"}, {"start": 3049.86, "end": 3053.6200000000003, "text": " But I play a game by SCP 3000 probably"}, {"start": 3057.5800000000004, "end": 3059.94, "text": " Show fridge on cam I mean you see it right there"}, {"start": 3061.82, "end": 3072.6000000000004, "text": " I might need to like race it a bit put it on a little step the mic's blocking it"}, {"start": 3072.6000000000004, "end": 3074.6000000000004, "text": " a bit"}, {"start": 3074.6, "end": 3087.7999999999997, "text": " Pinwheel, can't you come here?"}, {"start": 3087.7999999999997, "end": 3093.36, "text": " Your fridge is tilted."}, {"start": 3093.36, "end": 3096.4, "text": " I have a little like step I can put it on."}, {"start": 3096.4, "end": 3103.56, "text": " I know it's not."}, {"start": 3103.56, "end": 3107.34, "text": " The fridge reminds you of the CS Tournament back then when a pro asked if the red bulls"}, {"start": 3107.34, "end": 3108.7, "text": " are just for sure if you can drink them."}, {"start": 3108.7, "end": 3110.2599999999998, "text": " No, you can drink them."}, {"start": 3110.2599999999998, "end": 3114.42, "text": " It's just red bulls, that's it."}, {"start": 3114.42, "end": 3124.98, "text": " Okay, the Dark Sorcerer I think is walking here."}, {"start": 3124.98, "end": 3131.1, "text": " Dude, the fridge is cute, it's not tiny."}, {"start": 3131.1, "end": 3139.06, "text": " Tiny fridge for huge man"}, {"start": 3139.06, "end": 3168.9, "text": " oh my god that's a buffed source"}, {"start": 3168.9, "end": 3176.76, "text": " Now yeah, okay, I will get one shot by her 100%"}, {"start": 3189.7400000000002, "end": 3191.7400000000002, "text": " Hey you"}, {"start": 3191.7400000000002, "end": 3198.7400000000002, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing."}, {"start": 3198.7400000000002, "end": 3199.7400000000002, "text": " Candy can't think of 14, so water 635."}, {"start": 3199.7400000000002, "end": 3200.7400000000002, "text": " Karissie, I'd like some 9."}, {"start": 3200.7400000000002, "end": 3201.7400000000002, "text": " Hey guys."}, {"start": 3201.7400000000002, "end": 3203.7400000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3231.7400000000002, "end": 3235.7400000000002, "text": " Come on walk here please."}, {"start": 3243.7400000000002, "end": 3247.7400000000002, "text": " This is a typical LSE dude."}, {"start": 3247.7400000000002, "end": 3272.7400000000002, "text": " It's three projectile shooters man."}, {"start": 3272.7400000000002, "end": 3279.7400000000002, "text": " Can she start walking backwards again?"}, {"start": 3302.7400000000002, "end": 3314.42, "text": " The"}, {"start": 3314.42, "end": 3319.7200000000003, "text": " typical alarcy of equals totally reasonable enemy placement but you are too close to forcing"}, {"start": 3319.7200000000003, "end": 3321.7200000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3328.5400000000004, "end": 3330.5400000000004, "text": " For fuck's sake"}, {"start": 3331.2400000000002, "end": 3333.2400000000002, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 3333.5600000000004, "end": 3337.7200000000003, "text": " Fucking get this is my luck every fucking run. I swear like"}, {"start": 3339.2400000000002, "end": 3346.36, "text": " Every run dude, why can't I get this seeds or salad seeds? What is this shit? I?"}, {"start": 3346.36, "end": 3352.0, "text": " I should have baited him back."}, {"start": 3352.0, "end": 3355.44, "text": " I thought I could squeeze through."}, {"start": 3355.44, "end": 3357.44, "text": " Oh, why?"}, {"start": 3357.44, "end": 3360.48, "text": " No, you know what?"}, {"start": 3360.48, "end": 3361.92, "text": " I'm doing a looting run."}, {"start": 3361.92, "end": 3363.6, "text": " I'm doing a looting run."}, {"start": 3363.6, "end": 3366.7200000000003, "text": " I'm looting everything."}, {"start": 3366.7200000000003, "end": 3370.28, "text": " Fuck these boss rushes, man."}, {"start": 3370.28, "end": 3372.6400000000003, "text": " I should have baited the mimic back."}, {"start": 3372.64, "end": 3373.74, "text": " I got greedy."}, {"start": 3373.74, "end": 3374.74, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3377.44, "end": 3378.44, "text": " Okay, no greed."}, {"start": 3378.44, "end": 3378.94, "text": " No greed."}, {"start": 3378.94, "end": 3380.24, "text": " A full looting run."}, {"start": 3380.24, "end": 3381.74, "text": " No greed this time."}, {"start": 3386.8399999999997, "end": 3387.94, "text": " No greed."}, {"start": 3387.94, "end": 3389.74, "text": " And it ties to gravity."}, {"start": 3389.74, "end": 3392.24, "text": " I forgot that part of the script, Kiki."}, {"start": 3397.54, "end": 3398.74, "text": " No, I'm going to Warrior."}, {"start": 3402.64, "end": 3423.48, "text": " I'm looting everything fuck these rushing bosses with good weapon early on"}, {"start": 3423.48, "end": 3438.48, "text": " But my seeds have been so bad lately, I swear."}, {"start": 3468.48, "end": 3478.68, "text": " Yeah, but that wouldn't have happened if I didn't have a trident guy, a dark sorcerer,"}, {"start": 3478.68, "end": 3487.16, "text": " and pinwheel on the stairs, and then a mimic blocking it."}, {"start": 3487.16, "end": 3490.88, "text": " Had it been like a decent one, it would have been free, but no."}, {"start": 3490.88, "end": 3493.76, "text": " Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah."}, {"start": 3493.76, "end": 3495.36, "text": " Can't have those."}, {"start": 3495.36, "end": 3502.36, "text": " lately. Die, Oscar."}, {"start": 3502.36, "end": 3517.1600000000003, "text": " Okay, it's fine. It's okay. It's alright. We're gonna change the ways here. We're gonna do"}, {"start": 3517.1600000000003, "end": 3524.46, "text": " a looting run. The looting runs are the ones that go to furthest for me. Not the ones where"}, {"start": 3524.46, "end": 3534.04, "text": " before you rush the bosses early."}, {"start": 3534.04, "end": 3541.04, "text": " This run here will prove it."}, {"start": 3594.04, "end": 3614.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3614.84, "end": 3615.84, "text": " Snaggar."}, {"start": 3615.84, "end": 3616.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3616.84, "end": 3630.7200000000003, "text": " All right, boom wig use what you get"}, {"start": 3630.7200000000003, "end": 3641.6800000000003, "text": " Hey captain genius like 38"}, {"start": 3641.6800000000003, "end": 3644.2400000000002, "text": " Dread Flats yeah flushed it"}, {"start": 3644.2400000000002, "end": 3647.0400000000004, "text": " Oh, they released a new game called Dread Neighbor?"}, {"start": 3648.2400000000002, "end": 3649.2400000000002, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 3658.44, "end": 3660.0400000000004, "text": " Finish Flathead?"}, {"start": 3660.7400000000002, "end": 3662.84, "text": " I guess I have to at some point, yeah."}, {"start": 3664.34, "end": 3665.6400000000003, "text": " Alright, let's loot!"}, {"start": 3674.2400000000002, "end": 3686.0800000000004, "text": " okay how heavy are these oh yeah if we pick up a heavy weapon now it's it's"}, {"start": 3686.0800000000004, "end": 3694.0000000000005, "text": " Garf March time so this is like the other in French challenge no because the"}, {"start": 3694.0000000000005, "end": 3699.44, "text": " French challenge does use what you see which I don't like"}, {"start": 3704.2400000000002, "end": 3709.38, "text": " Yeah, hope okay still not walking"}, {"start": 3719.76, "end": 3723.5200000000004, "text": " There's perma death as an option for gothic gothic remake"}, {"start": 3723.52, "end": 3727.5, "text": " WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"}, {"start": 3733.28, "end": 3735.28, "text": " Yeah dirty"}, {"start": 3738.72, "end": 3742.14, "text": " Okay, well we're getting all that heavy stuff out of the way I guess"}, {"start": 3753.52, "end": 3756.52, "text": " I got tripped, yeah, man."}, {"start": 3756.52, "end": 3762.48, "text": " Thanks for asking, brother."}, {"start": 3762.48, "end": 3764.88, "text": " Use some naughty cassoon, yeah."}, {"start": 3764.88, "end": 3767.6, "text": " Okay, another boots."}, {"start": 3767.6, "end": 3776.0, "text": " Oh, hey Yoshi."}, {"start": 3776.0, "end": 3779.6, "text": " traveling boots even while"}, {"start": 3788.68, "end": 3793.16, "text": " hey you look at this drip"}, {"start": 3796.28, "end": 3799.28, "text": " hey you"}, {"start": 3799.28, "end": 3806.28, "text": " Take carrier?"}, {"start": 3806.28, "end": 3820.28, "text": " Oh, this room's fucking doomed."}, {"start": 3820.28, "end": 3842.6800000000003, "text": " it's true it's over"}, {"start": 3850.28, "end": 3862.48, "text": " For our buildup, dude, if you find Lord Missile within the first 10 minutes, it's over."}, {"start": 3862.48, "end": 3864.28, "text": " The run is dead."}, {"start": 3864.28, "end": 3866.28, "text": " jinxed."}, {"start": 3894.28, "end": 3921.28, "text": " of"}, {"start": 3921.28, "end": 3927.52, "text": " You're making excuses not even 10 minutes into the run SMH."}, {"start": 3927.52, "end": 3935.6800000000003, "text": " Actually I made that excuse in Salad's chat like 2 hours ago."}, {"start": 3935.6800000000003, "end": 3938.6800000000003, "text": " I said if you find the Lord Vessel within the first 10 minutes it's over, might as well"}, {"start": 3938.6800000000003, "end": 3939.6800000000003, "text": " reset."}, {"start": 3939.6800000000003, "end": 3947.6800000000003, "text": " Cause he found the Lord Vessel within the first 10 minutes."}, {"start": 3947.6800000000003, "end": 3949.6800000000003, "text": " I did a lot way better"}, {"start": 3964.88, "end": 3966.88, "text": " It's heavy"}, {"start": 3968.92, "end": 3973.5200000000004, "text": " Gargoyle, okay, very use magic in these runs"}, {"start": 3977.6800000000003, "end": 3999.84, "text": " I'm not going to aggro this guy, I'll loot this later, cause I can't fight him."}, {"start": 3999.84, "end": 4001.9600000000005, "text": " Yoshi can you grab my phone?"}, {"start": 4001.96, "end": 4004.96, "text": " I want to lower the yellow light."}, {"start": 4031.96, "end": 4037.96, "text": " You missed a swoodlefoof?"}, {"start": 4037.96, "end": 4041.96, "text": " You think you do, or you don't?"}, {"start": 4041.96, "end": 4044.96, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4044.96, "end": 4049.96, "text": " Yeah, it is chaos, it is."}, {"start": 4054.96, "end": 4059.96, "text": " You think you do, or you don't?"}, {"start": 4061.96, "end": 4087.2, "text": " What was the FIVO from Sassoudin FIVO, fibre wire only."}, {"start": 4087.2000000000003, "end": 4089.2000000000003, "text": " I sell"}, {"start": 4103.200000000001, "end": 4108.76, "text": " Redbubble35, thank you. Well, I'll play through the Odinusha series before the new game. No, I played him not too long ago"}, {"start": 4108.76, "end": 4110.88, "text": " I haven't played Odinusha 4 though"}, {"start": 4117.2, "end": 4142.66, "text": " I only have the OG in the fridge, Nanki."}, {"start": 4142.66, "end": 4151.78, "text": " I have a bunch of other flavors but I just pack it with a regular."}, {"start": 4151.78, "end": 4160.46, "text": " I don't like that- oh I don't like this at all."}, {"start": 4160.46, "end": 4161.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4161.46, "end": 4163.78, "text": " Okay you know what?"}, {"start": 4163.78, "end": 4166.26, "text": " Can you come over here?"}, {"start": 4166.26, "end": 4174.3, "text": " Yeah, but don't actually come down here. You're too big for that. Yes. Thank you"}, {"start": 4176.6, "end": 4179.54, "text": " Yo psycho can I just yeah, I'll get up your will"}, {"start": 4185.34, "end": 4187.34, "text": " This guy will one shot me"}, {"start": 4196.26, "end": 4222.26, "text": " Oh, no, no!"}, {"start": 4222.26, "end": 4224.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4231.74, "end": 4238.3, "text": " Keepers soul proud noi proud noi brave. What do I know more bones very nice"}, {"start": 4242.9800000000005, "end": 4245.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, dude Jesus all dogs"}, {"start": 4252.26, "end": 4264.26, "text": " Oh, yeah, dark warrior. Yeah, it's a long time, dude."}, {"start": 4264.26, "end": 4266.26, "text": " Blow with your thesis"}, {"start": 4283.34, "end": 4285.34, "text": " God damn this gear"}, {"start": 4294.26, "end": 4302.4400000000005, "text": " Always like in fight with this"}, {"start": 4308.2, "end": 4315.04, "text": " Well well while we're having hop on hotel Mario like 71 wait, what is that?"}, {"start": 4324.26, "end": 4339.26, "text": " Well, I'm sure it weighs less than a smoke's armor."}, {"start": 4339.26, "end": 4365.26, "text": " It is Hershey, yeah, some skip."}, {"start": 4365.26, "end": 4382.26, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4412.26, "end": 4429.7, "text": " As the first time I saw it, he only did it once, because I was doing the dishes."}, {"start": 4429.7, "end": 4431.46, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 4431.46, "end": 4435.18, "text": " I mean, Shothel."}, {"start": 4435.18, "end": 4439.780000000001, "text": " This is not the greatest."}, {"start": 4439.78, "end": 4446.78, "text": " How's it looking up here?"}, {"start": 4454.62, "end": 4455.5, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 4455.5, "end": 4462.5, "text": " Well, we definitely gotta kill that ghost."}, {"start": 4469.78, "end": 4475.78, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 4475.78, "end": 4488.58, "text": " OK, sure."}, {"start": 4488.58, "end": 4518.28, "text": " Yeah, you don't need to be cursed to kill the ghosts in this mold, thank god."}, {"start": 4518.28, "end": 4538.179999999999, "text": " Shroomass. Oh, Monke. Okay. Not gonna fight Monke with an unupgraded short, though. You"}, {"start": 4538.18, "end": 4545.18, "text": " can just backstab him I guess. I do not have one, Iqloh."}, {"start": 4568.18, "end": 4575.18, "text": " Oh my god this mushroom is beating the hell out of me."}, {"start": 4578.22, "end": 4581.22, "text": " Alright, you."}, {"start": 4584.22, "end": 4587.22, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, stay there."}, {"start": 4587.22, "end": 4590.22, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 4590.22, "end": 4600.22, "text": " Oh, fuck off."}, {"start": 4600.22, "end": 4610.22, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 4610.22, "end": 4614.22, "text": " Oh, my lord."}, {"start": 4614.22, "end": 4635.34, "text": " Oh my daisy."}, {"start": 4635.34, "end": 4636.34, "text": " What is mixed tape?"}, {"start": 4636.34, "end": 4638.34, "text": " There's a new game out."}, {"start": 4648.34, "end": 4649.34, "text": " What type of game is it?"}, {"start": 4652.14, "end": 4653.64, "text": " New walking sim-like?"}, {"start": 4662.74, "end": 4663.54, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 4666.34, "end": 4680.58, "text": " Is she come down here?"}, {"start": 4680.58, "end": 4690.02, "text": " Ah no, no plans to go back right now."}, {"start": 4690.02, "end": 4697.740000000001, "text": " There's no way 129 channels have LS 11."}, {"start": 4697.740000000001, "end": 4702.900000000001, "text": " There's zero chance."}, {"start": 4702.900000000001, "end": 4714.42, "text": " Oh, what do we have?"}, {"start": 4714.42, "end": 4718.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4718.22, "end": 4719.22, "text": " A lot of items here."}, {"start": 4719.22, "end": 4721.22, "text": " okay we can reduce boysen"}, {"start": 4721.22, "end": 4723.22, "text": " very cool"}, {"start": 4728.22, "end": 4730.22, "text": " another fire keeper soul"}, {"start": 4730.22, "end": 4732.22, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 4732.22, "end": 4734.22, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 4736.22, "end": 4738.22, "text": " uhhhh"}, {"start": 4738.22, "end": 4740.22, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 4745.22, "end": 4747.22, "text": " fucking hell"}, {"start": 4747.22, "end": 4752.22, "text": " No, Mecha, no."}, {"start": 4752.22, "end": 4757.22, "text": " 12, 8."}, {"start": 4757.22, "end": 4762.22, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4762.22, "end": 4767.22, "text": " What am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 4767.22, "end": 4771.22, "text": " No, this round off."}, {"start": 4771.22, "end": 4775.22, "text": " No, merch is no sell key items."}, {"start": 4775.22, "end": 4781.22, "text": " I'll buy this. Give it a heavy roll. Monke. Fuck."}, {"start": 4805.22, "end": 4814.54, "text": " counter hits right have I seen a odd obscure series on YouTube I know"}, {"start": 4820.46, "end": 4834.04, "text": " firelink molten what have all mod is that Zeith what's the the have all mod"}, {"start": 4835.22, "end": 4855.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4855.38, "end": 4858.9400000000005, "text": " We need to remove that dammit, I mean I got laughing in my head, you're the only one using"}, {"start": 4858.9400000000005, "end": 4860.9400000000005, "text": " it's I've ever"}, {"start": 4879.540000000001, "end": 4881.540000000001, "text": " Hey you"}, {"start": 4888.9400000000005, "end": 4892.14, "text": " It's too late Zyph, it's so over."}, {"start": 4918.9400000000005, "end": 4927.42, "text": " Oh, there's a rat behind her too, god damn it."}, {"start": 4927.42, "end": 4930.42, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 4930.42, "end": 4936.14, "text": " Rat, come here."}, {"start": 4936.14, "end": 4939.14, "text": " Come here please."}, {"start": 4939.14, "end": 4941.42, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 4941.42, "end": 4947.3, "text": " The rat's shy?"}, {"start": 4947.3, "end": 4949.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4949.3, "end": 4951.3, "text": " Ghost!"}, {"start": 4973.3, "end": 4975.3, "text": " I'm waiting for the ghost."}, {"start": 4977.3, "end": 4982.3, "text": " He doesn't give a rat's ass for..."}, {"start": 4982.3, "end": 4989.14, "text": " Yeah, no, the ghost isn't coming unless I move there."}, {"start": 4989.14, "end": 4992.46, "text": " I know what's gonna happen here, dude."}, {"start": 4992.46, "end": 4994.860000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna go there."}, {"start": 4994.860000000001, "end": 5000.22, "text": " I'm gonna get hit by the ghost through the wall so I get stunned, and then I get hit"}, {"start": 5000.22, "end": 5001.22, "text": " by a dark orb."}, {"start": 5001.22, "end": 5002.22, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 5002.22, "end": 5006.22, "text": " That's exactly what's gonna happen here, and then I'm dead."}, {"start": 5006.22, "end": 5027.66, "text": " Oh my god, this fucking weapon!"}, {"start": 5027.66, "end": 5028.66, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 5028.66, "end": 5029.66, "text": " My-"}, {"start": 5029.66, "end": 5045.94, "text": " Okay, well, the rat's here."}, {"start": 5045.94, "end": 5048.46, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 5048.46, "end": 5050.46, "text": " Some progress?"}, {"start": 5050.46, "end": 5060.46, "text": " That rat's scary."}, {"start": 5060.46, "end": 5072.46, "text": " Okay, I'll take pickaxe."}, {"start": 5072.46, "end": 5079.46, "text": " I bet my phone... oh, it's there."}, {"start": 5102.46, "end": 5118.38, "text": " I want to see what she drops, okay."}, {"start": 5118.38, "end": 5131.900000000001, "text": " No, then I get these... oh, they don't weigh a lot though."}, {"start": 5131.900000000001, "end": 5133.42, "text": " Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 5133.42, "end": 5143.42, "text": " The helmet weighs a ton, though."}, {"start": 5143.42, "end": 5153.58, "text": " Ah, what do we have down here, then?"}, {"start": 5153.58, "end": 5155.58, "text": " At least we can use Murakumo."}, {"start": 5155.58, "end": 5159.7, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 5159.7, "end": 5165.7, "text": " Somebody just died."}, {"start": 5165.7, "end": 5172.3, "text": " Wait, this dragon ass is this enemy?"}, {"start": 5172.3, "end": 5172.9800000000005, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 5179.18, "end": 5179.9800000000005, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 5181.7, "end": 5182.62, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 5187.900000000001, "end": 5190.1, "text": " Let's not risk it. We can come back later."}, {"start": 5193.3, "end": 5197.34, "text": " Let's go to the forest, I think."}, {"start": 5202.3, "end": 5216.62, "text": " Sheepy thinks of the two Cosmics happier Bledmusics 28."}, {"start": 5216.62, "end": 5220.74, "text": " So heavy."}, {"start": 5220.74, "end": 5225.5, "text": " I heard about the Star Fox announcement but I haven't seen it."}, {"start": 5226.3, "end": 5228.3, "text": " Did they actually show a trailer?"}, {"start": 5247.54, "end": 5252.7, "text": " But is it like a ship shooter or is it like Star Fox the GameCube one?"}, {"start": 5255.5, "end": 5270.34, "text": " Oh, it's a remake of 64."}, {"start": 5270.34, "end": 5282.82, "text": " Oh, this helmet, man, it's too heavy."}, {"start": 5342.82, "end": 5364.82, "text": " I try an R2."}, {"start": 5364.82, "end": 5392.42, "text": " 50. It's pretty alright."}, {"start": 5392.42, "end": 5394.42, "text": " 70 holy"}, {"start": 5397.58, "end": 5399.58, "text": " Only one shot now"}, {"start": 5406.78, "end": 5408.78, "text": " Dang"}, {"start": 5422.42, "end": 5429.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5429.42, "end": 5434.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5434.42, "end": 5438.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5438.42, "end": 5443.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5443.42, "end": 5447.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5447.42, "end": 5464.42, "text": " Yeah. Unfortunately, this is, uh... Yeah, it was. It's always been used when you get."}, {"start": 5464.42, "end": 5474.42, "text": " Damn, that R2 follow was kinda cool."}, {"start": 5474.42, "end": 5500.42, "text": " I think it's 34, but he's almost dead."}, {"start": 5500.42, "end": 5516.78, "text": " stop tinkering on drake"}, {"start": 5516.78, "end": 5519.54, "text": " one more"}, {"start": 5519.54, "end": 5521.54, "text": " Or...Jobstone!"}, {"start": 5541.14, "end": 5543.64, "text": " The gachi blacksmith is actually an insane emote."}, {"start": 5549.54, "end": 5576.54, "text": " 68. Sick. I say we go over here. Uh-oh. Oh, please get stuck there."}, {"start": 5576.54, "end": 5593.18, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I hear this."}, {"start": 5593.18, "end": 5598.38, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 5598.38, "end": 5604.54, "text": " the fucking torus demon is behind me too"}, {"start": 5625.82, "end": 5627.82, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 5628.38, "end": 5636.86, "text": " I don't want to die. Oh, see this is getting early Lord Vessel equals pain"}, {"start": 5636.86, "end": 5639.58, "text": " everything else"}, {"start": 5688.38, "end": 5705.38, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5705.38, "end": 5716.38, "text": " the help me please"}, {"start": 5716.38, "end": 5720.38, "text": " oooohhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 5720.38, "end": 5724.38, "text": " ugh"}, {"start": 5724.38, "end": 5728.38, "text": " help"}, {"start": 5728.38, "end": 5732.38, "text": " you"}, {"start": 5732.38, "end": 5736.38, "text": " ok"}, {"start": 5736.38, "end": 5740.38, "text": " the hell is that sigh"}, {"start": 5740.38, "end": 5744.38, "text": " ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 5744.38, "end": 5770.0, "text": " I am never playing League of Gensai."}, {"start": 5770.0, "end": 5772.0, "text": " That arc is thankfully over."}, {"start": 5783.0, "end": 5784.0, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 5784.0, "end": 5786.0, "text": " Sounds like it's just full, thanks 41!"}, {"start": 5786.0, "end": 5787.0, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 5788.0, "end": 5789.0, "text": " Nar?"}, {"start": 5789.0, "end": 5800.2, "text": " Why do you hate all the games I love?"}, {"start": 5800.2, "end": 5802.44, "text": " Dread Hunger among us, League of Legends."}, {"start": 5802.4400000000005, "end": 5809.4400000000005, "text": " said he loves among us."}, {"start": 5832.4400000000005, "end": 5834.4400000000005, "text": " Well, he's almost dead"}, {"start": 5837.540000000001, "end": 5843.660000000001, "text": " But nor okay, it's like a green here"}, {"start": 5862.4400000000005, "end": 5880.120000000001, "text": " every run man every run but it's all right"}, {"start": 5880.12, "end": 5887.12, "text": " Are the roads today? Uh, terrible."}, {"start": 5896.92, "end": 5903.92, "text": " Yeah, Elder Ring has a random, though, yeah. At least when I have it rolling."}, {"start": 5910.12, "end": 5918.0, "text": " The goal distance before WFL before the virtual car reached me?"}, {"start": 5918.0, "end": 5927.16, "text": " Well it WAS 18, okay, but I won't do that now, probably."}, {"start": 5927.16, "end": 5934.44, "text": " Now I have no idea, as long as I don't get a hard attack, I guess."}, {"start": 5934.4400000000005, "end": 5941.9400000000005, "text": " I'm not sure that was ever one's eye."}, {"start": 5941.9400000000005, "end": 5945.580000000001, "text": " Noooooooooooo."}, {"start": 5945.580000000001, "end": 5947.64, "text": " Nooooooo."}, {"start": 5947.64, "end": 5954.540000000001, "text": " Oh, is that a boar?"}, {"start": 5954.540000000001, "end": 5962.4800000000005, "text": " No, it's a giant rat, okay."}, {"start": 5962.4800000000005, "end": 5964.4800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5979.92, "end": 5982.96, "text": " For fuck's sake dude"}, {"start": 5982.96, "end": 5984.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5990.32, "end": 5995.2, "text": " Like how can you say I'm not unlucky my run, so this is insane"}, {"start": 5995.2, "end": 6001.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, but you have early Lord vessel. Yeah, look what it brings you. This is every early Lord vessel run"}, {"start": 6002.92, "end": 6004.92, "text": " every time"}, {"start": 6008.56, "end": 6011.76, "text": " You never want early Lord vessel it brings bad luck"}, {"start": 6012.96, "end": 6019.96, "text": " And now I'm gonna die here, not even care. Please kill this abomination of a rug. Yes! There you go, there you go, yes!"}, {"start": 6029.6, "end": 6032.6, "text": " Also, I don't think I have any Titanite shards anywhere."}, {"start": 6033.2, "end": 6034.2, "text": " Ooh..."}, {"start": 6042.96, "end": 6049.96, "text": " Look at that, look! Classic."}, {"start": 6056.46, "end": 6058.96, "text": " Oh shit, so soft frog true."}, {"start": 6058.96, "end": 6061.46, "text": " Yeah, my soft bridge just succeed."}, {"start": 6061.46, "end": 6064.46, "text": " Don't tell me the NRC is coming next."}, {"start": 6067.96, "end": 6069.46, "text": " I miss my illecides."}, {"start": 6069.46, "end": 6080.26, "text": " Yeah, what Regal said, dude, getting like Titanite Shards or cheap Black Fire Bombs is ten times better than finding early Lord Vessel."}, {"start": 6080.26, "end": 6087.06, "text": " Because then you can just upgrade weapons to plus five or kill them with Black Fire Bombs, no problem."}, {"start": 6087.06, "end": 6099.42, "text": " Now, I don't have any Titanite Shards anywhere, so I rely on finding a decent enough weapon to kill whatever boss is in Quellag and Gargoyles."}, {"start": 6099.42, "end": 6103.42, "text": " Because I can't upgrade it, so it's just, yeah, it's..."}, {"start": 6104.22, "end": 6107.82, "text": " This is why, man. I'm just, I'm just saying, hey, you."}, {"start": 6108.46, "end": 6109.66, "text": " Just saying, chat."}, {"start": 6117.82, "end": 6122.38, "text": " Oh, ten times over, Naster Raven, yes. Way, way better."}, {"start": 6129.42, "end": 6156.62, "text": " I'm only complaining because just like you have an early lord vessel as if early lord"}, {"start": 6156.62, "end": 6160.62, "text": " vessel does anything for the run except opening up the gates oh and you can"}, {"start": 6160.62, "end": 6167.14, "text": " teleport oh yes I can teleport between undead parish and firelink shrine that"}, {"start": 6167.14, "end": 6176.46, "text": " takes 30 seconds to run to yes the run is saved hooray praise the lord oh but"}, {"start": 6176.46, "end": 6181.98, "text": " can I kill the bosses no I fucking can't oh enchanted ember yes what am I"}, {"start": 6181.9800000000005, "end": 6183.9800000000005, "text": " gonna do with that fucking nothing"}, {"start": 6211.9800000000005, "end": 6215.500000000001, "text": " Oh hell yeah Laguna, that's not Dutch Pancake."}, {"start": 6217.820000000001, "end": 6220.14, "text": " I'm sassy today because chat started."}, {"start": 6221.900000000001, "end": 6224.9400000000005, "text": " Early Lord Vessel equals God Run according to chat."}, {"start": 6234.06, "end": 6237.02, "text": " It is just so, so far from a God Run."}, {"start": 6237.500000000001, "end": 6239.26, "text": " You know what an early God Run would be?"}, {"start": 6239.26, "end": 6248.58, "text": " It would be cheap titanite shards with large ember."}, {"start": 6248.58, "end": 6252.3, "text": " That is the goddess of god early runs."}, {"start": 6252.3, "end": 6268.900000000001, "text": " Then you can nuke everything, everything, nothing can stand in your way anymore."}, {"start": 6268.900000000001, "end": 6270.4400000000005, "text": " Come on, cats!"}, {"start": 6270.4400000000005, "end": 6271.4400000000005, "text": " All right!"}, {"start": 6276.4400000000005, "end": 6277.4400000000005, "text": " Give me..."}, {"start": 6298.900000000001, "end": 6303.420000000001, "text": " I'm gonna throw we might as well get it over with"}, {"start": 6313.3, "end": 6315.3, "text": " There's a nasal spray"}, {"start": 6322.540000000001, "end": 6326.360000000001, "text": " This complaining is one-tenth of Garfield's carp complaining all right"}, {"start": 6328.900000000001, "end": 6355.06, "text": " it's okay we'll find a way out I'm sure okay that's good we'll take that get"}, {"start": 6355.06, "end": 6364.38, "text": " of the shield. I'm just gonna bone back now. Okay, uh, where do we go next? Graveyard maybe."}, {"start": 6364.38, "end": 6367.38, "text": " Let's try graveyard."}, {"start": 6367.38, "end": 6382.18, "text": " Do you have a weapon I could buy? We could buy a hull bet I guess so we can actually"}, {"start": 6382.18, "end": 6407.820000000001, "text": " hit stuff come again let's go buy the hull batch we need it yeah motorized flushed"}, {"start": 6407.82, "end": 6412.82, "text": " What up, Alina's guys?"}, {"start": 6412.82, "end": 6417.82, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 6417.82, "end": 6422.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6422.82, "end": 6427.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6427.82, "end": 6434.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6457.82, "end": 6459.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6467.179999999999, "end": 6470.16, "text": " Gotta get some fucking basil spray, dude. I can't fucking breathe hold up"}, {"start": 6517.82, "end": 6525.82, "text": " mcgackerel"}, {"start": 6525.82, "end": 6531.82, "text": " mcgackerel"}, {"start": 6531.82, "end": 6537.82, "text": " mcgackerel"}, {"start": 6537.82, "end": 6543.82, "text": " mcgackerel"}, {"start": 6603.82, "end": 6619.099999999999, "text": " I can breathe."}, {"start": 6619.099999999999, "end": 6620.099999999999, "text": " Thanks for waiting."}, {"start": 6620.099999999999, "end": 6621.099999999999, "text": " Oh, I can breathe."}, {"start": 6621.099999999999, "end": 6622.099999999999, "text": " Whew!"}, {"start": 6622.099999999999, "end": 6623.099999999999, "text": " That was rough."}, {"start": 6623.099999999999, "end": 6624.099999999999, "text": " Graveyard."}, {"start": 6624.099999999999, "end": 6625.099999999999, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 6625.099999999999, "end": 6626.099999999999, "text": " No more complaining."}, {"start": 6626.1, "end": 6637.9800000000005, "text": " graveyard right no more complaining I'm a changed man now that I can breathe"}, {"start": 6642.18, "end": 6646.18, "text": " looks doable"}, {"start": 6716.1, "end": 6718.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6728.88, "end": 6736.38, "text": " Don't understand every time that's an animation so Jack. It's just practice the Perry frames in this game was like very generous"}, {"start": 6743.58, "end": 6745.58, "text": " Does no"}, {"start": 6776.1, "end": 6785.38, "text": " I'm going Blighthound."}, {"start": 6785.38, "end": 6796.9800000000005, "text": " Yo mate, I'm good."}, {"start": 6796.9800000000005, "end": 6800.46, "text": " Just my nose is like stuffed from having the cold."}, {"start": 6800.46, "end": 6808.78, "text": " Other than that, it's fine though."}, {"start": 6808.78, "end": 6815.18, "text": " Yeah I could check Sif, but his weapon deals no damage un-upgraded, like most basic weapons"}, {"start": 6815.18, "end": 6819.58, "text": " is very little."}, {"start": 6819.58, "end": 6826.46, "text": " Yeah it is a rhythm game Nikolai, it really is."}, {"start": 6826.46, "end": 6830.46, "text": " I've already been past 10 bosses this year, if you're on last stream."}, {"start": 6838.46, "end": 6842.76, "text": " Like, bro, get with the times, bro. Like, wow."}, {"start": 6849.26, "end": 6851.26, "text": " Don't know how many games I've beaten. No."}, {"start": 6856.46, "end": 6858.46, "text": " hold"}, {"start": 6871.46, "end": 6873.46, "text": " I'm lowering the light"}, {"start": 6886.46, "end": 6893.46, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 6893.46, "end": 6900.46, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 6900.46, "end": 6907.46, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 6907.46, "end": 6912.46, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 6912.46, "end": 6914.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6924.8, "end": 6926.8, "text": " Sagger"}, {"start": 6929.5, "end": 6934.2, "text": " I got a little that we're all get tucker hot. Oh counter hit up tail"}, {"start": 6936.3, "end": 6938.3, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 7002.46, "end": 7023.46, "text": " watch him jump down by himself when he has one health left"}, {"start": 7023.46, "end": 7027.46, "text": " Are you fucking?"}, {"start": 7027.46, "end": 7035.46, "text": " No negativity."}, {"start": 7035.46, "end": 7039.46, "text": " Hey, Darkhand!"}, {"start": 7039.46, "end": 7043.46, "text": " I can work with this!"}, {"start": 7053.46, "end": 7055.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7060.06, "end": 7065.46, "text": " Noodle did you I might go for a quail egg with this I could check what items are here"}, {"start": 7073.3, "end": 7079.06, "text": " You got a new job is starting next week, but now I have no it mayors when I nap wait, okay, that's a new job"}, {"start": 7079.74, "end": 7081.9, "text": " Why the nightmare for the job?"}, {"start": 7083.46, "end": 7099.86, "text": " I shouldn't have done that."}, {"start": 7099.86, "end": 7101.62, "text": " I have an idea though."}, {"start": 7101.62, "end": 7106.78, "text": " We go here, we grab this bonfire, we teleport to parish, we buy arrows, we bone back here"}, {"start": 7106.78, "end": 7108.78, "text": " and we kill these in Luthis area."}, {"start": 7124.78, "end": 7131.78, "text": " Just want to remind you that I'm one hour in in this run and I'm at one boss."}, {"start": 7131.78, "end": 7139.78, "text": " But at least we have the Lord Vessel. You gotta look at it the positive way."}, {"start": 7139.78, "end": 7147.62, "text": " Last run I had, I was going. I had seven bosses killed in one hour. So, you know what,"}, {"start": 7147.62, "end": 7150.98, "text": " it's okay. It's not like we're in a rush. It's all good."}, {"start": 7161.78, "end": 7170.5, "text": " we all know Lord Vessel kills enemies for you and that's why we'll be fine"}, {"start": 7191.78, "end": 7219.139999999999, "text": " Well, we gotta go Bly Town."}, {"start": 7219.14, "end": 7224.62, "text": " I had dark hand. I just wanted to finish looting valley of drakes, but then I got a bow instead"}, {"start": 7229.52, "end": 7231.52, "text": " Did you have any weapons here"}, {"start": 7245.42, "end": 7247.42, "text": " Where was the vessel behind the wall there"}, {"start": 7249.14, "end": 7253.700000000001, "text": " The thing is, right, like I'm not even stalling."}, {"start": 7253.700000000001, "end": 7261.46, "text": " I'm going and picking up items and everything, but I'm not really finding decent weapons"}, {"start": 7261.46, "end": 7264.3, "text": " that I can work with."}, {"start": 7264.3, "end": 7271.900000000001, "text": " That's the, uh, that's the number one issue right now."}, {"start": 7271.900000000001, "end": 7276.5, "text": " This catalyst has surprisingly good melee damage though, 240."}, {"start": 7276.5, "end": 7287.26, "text": " But I can kill stuff with it."}, {"start": 7287.26, "end": 7302.46, "text": " Just wait Chad, this run is actually going to cook, it will."}, {"start": 7302.46, "end": 7309.58, "text": " Some that merchant has this vihander, but still it's vihander un-upgraded, which might actually"}, {"start": 7309.58, "end": 7321.9800000000005, "text": " be worse than this."}, {"start": 7321.9800000000005, "end": 7335.18, "text": " You can find the same weapon multiple times, it doesn't get removed from the loot pool."}, {"start": 7335.18, "end": 7336.860000000001, "text": " Uh, no."}, {"start": 7336.860000000001, "end": 7341.000000000001, "text": " Unless you have an enemy that drops in, like certain enemies get the loot table where they"}, {"start": 7341.000000000001, "end": 7343.820000000001, "text": " can drop the same thing over and over."}, {"start": 7343.82, "end": 7350.82, "text": " And if you're very lucky, they can drop like a Black Knight weapon."}, {"start": 7353.219999999999, "end": 7360.219999999999, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 7373.82, "end": 7389.2, "text": " We might need to go to Great Hollow, I guess."}, {"start": 7389.2, "end": 7390.96, "text": " I say we go Great Hollow."}, {"start": 7390.96, "end": 7394.36, "text": " Oh yeah, we have the shop here, right."}, {"start": 7394.36, "end": 7397.48, "text": " We definitely check that, though."}, {"start": 7397.48, "end": 7403.759999999999, "text": " Uh, let him be scared of that guy."}, {"start": 7403.76, "end": 7404.76, "text": " Nice hair today."}, {"start": 7404.76, "end": 7410.76, "text": " Ah, it's a misgust, well whatever."}, {"start": 7410.76, "end": 7423.72, "text": " Okay, he might have some weapons."}, {"start": 7423.72, "end": 7424.72, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 7424.72, "end": 7427.24, "text": " We have plenty of stuff to loot here."}, {"start": 7427.24, "end": 7429.76, "text": " It's not the end of the world."}, {"start": 7429.76, "end": 7433.08, "text": " We have the Lord Vessel at least, so."}, {"start": 7433.08, "end": 7440.08, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 7440.08, "end": 7466.72, "text": " fucker, fucker, crab just parried, no they have a melee attack"}, {"start": 7466.72, "end": 7469.26, "text": " No Mildred's gonna fuck me up."}, {"start": 7471.26, "end": 7474.14, "text": " Oh! Fucking finally! No Mildred."}, {"start": 7475.84, "end": 7476.84, "text": " Mildred?"}, {"start": 7484.18, "end": 7486.84, "text": " No, I'm heavy-rolling!"}, {"start": 7486.84, "end": 7490.34, "text": " I can never be happy!"}, {"start": 7496.72, "end": 7499.14, "text": " Oh my god, that scared the fucking shit out of me."}, {"start": 7499.14, "end": 7500.64, "text": " I forgot she can climb."}, {"start": 7501.14, "end": 7502.26, "text": " Dude, leave me alone!"}, {"start": 7506.42, "end": 7509.22, "text": " Oh, dude, that was a legit jump scare."}, {"start": 7513.72, "end": 7515.04, "text": " Uh, where are you?"}, {"start": 7515.04, "end": 7516.4800000000005, "text": " I'm trying- I wanna heal."}, {"start": 7517.4400000000005, "end": 7518.42, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 7518.96, "end": 7519.92, "text": " Mildred."}, {"start": 7520.76, "end": 7523.58, "text": " I need to get rid of this helmet now, alright?"}, {"start": 7523.58, "end": 7524.9800000000005, "text": " So I don't have any roll."}, {"start": 7524.9800000000005, "end": 7526.16, "text": " How heavy is this?"}, {"start": 7526.16, "end": 7528.16, "text": " Ah, it's not heavy."}, {"start": 7553.28, "end": 7555.28, "text": " Ah, she's soy."}, {"start": 7556.16, "end": 7566.68, "text": " Get her on wings for life, true, true, true."}, {"start": 7566.68, "end": 7571.24, "text": " Okay, I got a new helmet and we are mid-rolling."}, {"start": 7571.24, "end": 7572.24, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 7572.24, "end": 7573.24, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7573.24, "end": 7576.28, "text": " Let's check who Quelag is then."}, {"start": 7576.28, "end": 7581.12, "text": " Ah, Professor Worm."}, {"start": 7581.12, "end": 7590.76, "text": " Thanks for the 21, by the way."}, {"start": 7590.76, "end": 7595.6, "text": " Dude offender worm please bro."}, {"start": 7595.6, "end": 7611.96, "text": " I'll get some health."}, {"start": 7641.96, "end": 7648.96, "text": " one shot, but their homing attack will. That shit is crazy."}, {"start": 7658.84, "end": 7665.84, "text": " My homing attack, yeah."}, {"start": 7671.96, "end": 7681.96, "text": " Oh, having those is so nice."}, {"start": 7681.96, "end": 7682.96, "text": " Humanities?"}, {"start": 7682.96, "end": 7685.32, "text": " Yeah, we'll pop some."}, {"start": 7685.32, "end": 7698.0, "text": " Get some extra defense."}, {"start": 7698.0, "end": 7701.0, "text": " And who do we have?"}, {"start": 7701.0, "end": 7711.84, "text": " Oh, Tars Demon?"}, {"start": 7711.84, "end": 7714.28, "text": " Oh, that's very chill."}, {"start": 7714.28, "end": 7726.28, "text": " We might get the two bosses."}, {"start": 7726.28, "end": 7740.84, "text": " They also die to Tara's demon, I guess."}, {"start": 7740.84, "end": 7761.16, "text": " Uh, still mid-rolling, yes."}, {"start": 7761.16, "end": 7762.16, "text": " Two bosses under two hours."}, {"start": 7762.16, "end": 7764.32, "text": " Yeah, we do one boss per hour here."}, {"start": 7764.32, "end": 7770.72, "text": " Don't worry, the run will only be 26 hours."}, {"start": 7770.72, "end": 7775.360000000001, "text": " To be fair, my PB run was like, was it 17 hours or something?"}, {"start": 7775.360000000001, "end": 7776.320000000001, "text": " It was really long."}, {"start": 7783.320000000001, "end": 7784.4800000000005, "text": " Did you have no eggs?"}, {"start": 7797.68, "end": 7799.68, "text": " Yeah, we stay on 25 bits"}, {"start": 7799.68, "end": 7806.68, "text": " and then we start increasing on stats."}, {"start": 7806.68, "end": 7811.68, "text": " Do I have egg?"}, {"start": 7811.68, "end": 7812.68, "text": " I have some souls to use."}, {"start": 7812.68, "end": 7815.68, "text": " I do have egg actually."}, {"start": 7815.68, "end": 7818.68, "text": " Uh, lethal."}, {"start": 7818.68, "end": 7820.68, "text": " It's the 118 dude, hope you're well."}, {"start": 7820.68, "end": 7822.68, "text": " Hello, yeah, it's time brother"}, {"start": 7837.4800000000005, "end": 7842.04, "text": " Dude, I was scared I was gonna get wing flapped into the groin into the abyss there"}, {"start": 7842.88, "end": 7845.360000000001, "text": " That I would have been something"}, {"start": 7845.360000000001, "end": 7851.68, "text": " these enemies in the base game then they don't have any like AI unless you"}, {"start": 7851.68, "end": 7857.4800000000005, "text": " attack them so that's why these don't have either unless I attack them then"}, {"start": 7857.4800000000005, "end": 7864.84, "text": " they get angry I should pop a twin humanity"}, {"start": 7865.52, "end": 7872.160000000001, "text": " because every humanity gives you a little defense it's not bad"}, {"start": 7875.360000000001, "end": 7896.620000000001, "text": " it does now already I was very doable it would just take a while unless he he"}, {"start": 7896.62, "end": 7915.86, "text": " He could jump down and die, is definitely possible."}, {"start": 7915.86, "end": 7920.86, "text": " My damage is actually really good though, I don't know if I'm gonna risk it."}, {"start": 7920.86, "end": 7925.9, "text": " I could just fight like usual and if he decides to jump backwards, yeah great."}, {"start": 7925.900000000001, "end": 7936.540000000001, "text": " because I know if I try to make him fall down I'm just gonna end up falling myself"}, {"start": 7985.900000000001, "end": 8001.06, "text": " Roll backwards."}, {"start": 8001.06, "end": 8004.26, "text": " Thank you, content provider."}, {"start": 8004.26, "end": 8005.26, "text": " Rolling attack?"}, {"start": 8005.26, "end": 8006.26, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8006.26, "end": 8007.26, "text": " Oh yeah, that's a stab with this."}, {"start": 8007.26, "end": 8008.26, "text": " It's so good."}, {"start": 8008.26, "end": 8013.26, "text": " Ooh, you're going to roll backwards?"}, {"start": 8013.26, "end": 8014.26, "text": " Ah, smart."}, {"start": 8044.26, "end": 8051.26, "text": " Come on, do the thing."}, {"start": 8051.26, "end": 8056.26, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 8056.26, "end": 8060.26, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 8060.26, "end": 8062.26, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8062.26, "end": 8068.26, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 8068.26, "end": 8071.26, "text": " He was starting to slide."}, {"start": 8071.26, "end": 8073.26, "text": " I saw it."}, {"start": 8073.26, "end": 8096.18, "text": " if"}, {"start": 8096.18, "end": 8098.7, "text": " he's gonna jump off the one H.P. like the gargoyle."}, {"start": 8098.7, "end": 8105.7, "text": " Roll left?"}, {"start": 8105.7, "end": 8108.7, "text": " Roll..."}, {"start": 8108.7, "end": 8114.7, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8121.7, "end": 8126.7, "text": " Helloooooo!"}, {"start": 8156.7, "end": 8170.179999999999, "text": " Oh, come on!"}, {"start": 8170.179999999999, "end": 8179.7, "text": " Shit to me, that's going to hit."}, {"start": 8179.7, "end": 8183.22, "text": " He's going to hurt now."}, {"start": 8183.22, "end": 8185.66, "text": " Now I'm not gonna have as much hurt."}, {"start": 8189.16, "end": 8191.56, "text": " Actually, it's still fine, never mind."}, {"start": 8202.26, "end": 8205.06, "text": " He was so close to falling down there, I thought he would."}, {"start": 8213.22, "end": 8232.9, "text": " Oh, I just got out!"}, {"start": 8232.9, "end": 8235.74, "text": " Oh, don't do the stab."}, {"start": 8235.74, "end": 8236.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8236.74, "end": 8238.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8247.34, "end": 8249.34, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 8249.38, "end": 8252.58, "text": " Yo, we see them white today white people happy"}, {"start": 8255.3, "end": 8258.539999999999, "text": " Well better late than never yeah, it's all good we forgot thank you"}, {"start": 8258.54, "end": 8260.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 8266.220000000001, "end": 8267.94, "text": " Cool"}, {"start": 8267.94, "end": 8272.42, "text": " We could loot this but I have a good weapon kind of want to go and kill some stuff"}, {"start": 8272.94, "end": 8274.94, "text": " So we'll do that"}, {"start": 8278.78, "end": 8285.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, I dirty for sure first solid durability on sword 56, it's fine. It's alright"}, {"start": 8285.82, "end": 8294.5, "text": " We need to get dicks up, get strength up, and then we can try gargoyles."}, {"start": 8294.5, "end": 8298.22, "text": " Or we could also..."}, {"start": 8298.22, "end": 8302.86, "text": " I began studying as surgeon in medical school when Ella started fighting Arturia's now"}, {"start": 8302.86, "end": 8308.86, "text": " Imlead surgeon of High Valley Medical Clinic in Myhay, Guides with 67 years of practice"}, {"start": 8308.86, "end": 8310.86, "text": " as post surgeon."}, {"start": 8310.86, "end": 8311.86, "text": " Right, yeah."}, {"start": 8311.86, "end": 8312.86, "text": " Thanks Rika."}, {"start": 8312.86, "end": 8313.86, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 8314.86, "end": 8316.86, "text": " Great"}, {"start": 8322.86, "end": 8329.060000000001, "text": " You're 24 7 God stream already caught up and I watched your silk song in complete play flu"}, {"start": 8329.060000000001, "end": 8334.62, "text": " I can't believe you will give the game six out of ten because it will be too hard shaking my SMH"}, {"start": 8335.300000000001, "end": 8337.900000000001, "text": " Right I gave us probably easy as hell"}, {"start": 8340.460000000001, "end": 8342.460000000001, "text": " All right, let's see gargoyles"}, {"start": 8343.86, "end": 8350.34, "text": " Since their active is out on Tuesday, will you swap the day off for another day?"}, {"start": 8350.34, "end": 8354.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm probably gone Monday then and then we're doing movie game on Tuesday, dude."}, {"start": 8354.86, "end": 8355.86, "text": " I'm excited."}, {"start": 8355.86, "end": 8356.86, "text": " Very excited."}, {"start": 8356.86, "end": 8369.300000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8369.3, "end": 8395.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, this Tuesday coming up, yeah, yeah, it's a new ontology game, yeah, dark pictures."}, {"start": 8395.7, "end": 8402.7, "text": " Ding!"}, {"start": 8415.08, "end": 8422.08, "text": " Can you call the Active-Aid 20? Yeah, you can."}, {"start": 8425.7, "end": 8447.300000000001, "text": " Oh, that's gonna fuck."}, {"start": 8447.3, "end": 8451.46, "text": " at first sign of danger."}, {"start": 8451.46, "end": 8461.42, "text": " It's fine, we're baiting them out, so..."}, {"start": 8461.42, "end": 8489.56, "text": " Save for to kill him over here."}, {"start": 8489.56, "end": 8519.32, "text": " There's a dark sorcerer up there which scares the shit out of me."}, {"start": 8519.32, "end": 8523.08, "text": " Have I played Dread Flats? Yeah, I flushed it. I heard they release a new game now, Dread"}, {"start": 8523.08, "end": 8524.32, "text": " Neighbor, yeah."}, {"start": 8534.32, "end": 8539.32, "text": " Hey, Clizzen, thanks for your anniversary, dude. Songbird, thanks for 92 emotes."}, {"start": 8541.32, "end": 8542.32, "text": " No, I don't molten."}, {"start": 8544.32, "end": 8546.32, "text": " That was just for fun, C's."}, {"start": 8549.32, "end": 8565.039999999999, "text": " Oh, that sound scares me every time."}, {"start": 8565.039999999999, "end": 8566.039999999999, "text": " Capredyman 2?"}, {"start": 8566.039999999999, "end": 8567.039999999999, "text": " I can't move."}, {"start": 8567.04, "end": 8577.04, "text": " I can't move."}, {"start": 8577.04, "end": 8581.84, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 8581.84, "end": 8583.84, "text": " Almeid, was that six months in advance?"}, {"start": 8583.84, "end": 8593.04, "text": " Yes, yeah, thanks for the 13, dude."}, {"start": 8593.04, "end": 8616.42, "text": " all good and excuse to use more humanities for some passive buffs defense buffs defense"}, {"start": 8616.42, "end": 8631.9, "text": " I don't get that as a follow-up."}, {"start": 8631.9, "end": 8640.62, "text": " Uh, yeah, I flushed Motor Slice, Alice."}, {"start": 8640.62, "end": 8641.62, "text": " Motor Slice."}, {"start": 8641.62, "end": 8643.9, "text": " But I say Motor Slice, Alice."}, {"start": 8643.9, "end": 8645.7, "text": " I don't know why I keep calling it that."}, {"start": 8645.7, "end": 8647.7, "text": " Oh yeah, no, I flushed motors less."}, {"start": 8666.7, "end": 8668.7, "text": " A lot of big dudes here."}, {"start": 8669.7, "end": 8671.7, "text": " I don't want it."}, {"start": 8675.7, "end": 8703.7, "text": " I can't wait to swim into that one."}, {"start": 8703.7, "end": 8724.7, "text": " sick"}, {"start": 8724.7, "end": 8729.78, "text": " all dark sorcerer and oh snip snip"}, {"start": 8729.78, "end": 8747.1, "text": " the snip snip that attack is so scary it deals so much damage have I ever seen a"}, {"start": 8747.1, "end": 8754.1, "text": " A giant squid IRL? No."}, {"start": 8777.1, "end": 8797.4, "text": " probably where is she I don't know I think she might have fallen down"}, {"start": 8797.4, "end": 8807.64, "text": " I love Indian food dude, it was great."}, {"start": 8807.64, "end": 8822.6, "text": " Oh come on bruv, na na na na na, okay, cool, oh what's up, who do we have, what's your"}, {"start": 8822.6, "end": 8825.8, "text": " ability, 50 yeah."}, {"start": 8825.800000000001, "end": 8827.960000000001, "text": " We don't happen to have any resins."}, {"start": 8827.960000000001, "end": 8829.460000000001, "text": " De Nero."}, {"start": 8829.460000000001, "end": 8830.960000000001, "text": " Hey, Ella and Chat."}, {"start": 8830.960000000001, "end": 8831.460000000001, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 8831.460000000001, "end": 8834.960000000001, "text": " I'm very proud to tell you I am a survivor of today's Tamiek."}, {"start": 8834.960000000001, "end": 8838.160000000002, "text": " Hey, let's go Quijt, Proud of you, dude."}, {"start": 8838.160000000002, "end": 8840.36, "text": " Uh, it's..."}, {"start": 8840.36, "end": 8842.320000000002, "text": " Are you surprised?"}, {"start": 8842.320000000002, "end": 8844.160000000002, "text": " Are you surprised to see this guy on the roof?"}, {"start": 8844.160000000002, "end": 8847.640000000001, "text": " I always have this boss on the roof."}, {"start": 8847.640000000001, "end": 8848.640000000001, "text": " Every run."}, {"start": 8848.640000000001, "end": 8853.080000000002, "text": " I don't know what is up with my seeds, but every single run, it's Giant Ornstein on"}, {"start": 8853.08, "end": 8860.08, "text": " the gargoyle root."}, {"start": 8860.08, "end": 8880.16, "text": " If I could hit by that I'm dead."}, {"start": 8880.16, "end": 8883.16, "text": " Not from damage, but from gravity."}, {"start": 8910.16, "end": 8912.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8937.2, "end": 8939.2, "text": " No not the charge goons"}, {"start": 8940.16, "end": 8950.16, "text": " I'm dead!"}, {"start": 8950.16, "end": 8956.16, "text": " I died to Super Owen Steen."}, {"start": 8956.16, "end": 8960.16, "text": " Oh, that was bad."}, {"start": 8960.16, "end": 8962.16, "text": " The whole run was kinda ass."}, {"start": 8962.16, "end": 8965.16, "text": " It was getting better, but I fucked up."}, {"start": 8965.16, "end": 8968.16, "text": " I fucked up."}, {"start": 8968.16, "end": 8972.16, "text": " Ah, fucked up. He got double hit by his lightning."}, {"start": 8974.16, "end": 8979.16, "text": " Next! What a long ass run that was. They got like nowhere."}, {"start": 8982.16, "end": 8986.16, "text": " Yeah, do you fresh seed is true is true is true."}, {"start": 8989.16, "end": 8992.16, "text": " He was here like last stream streams, I think."}, {"start": 8998.16, "end": 9003.58, "text": " That was a bad roll. I mean the problem was I got double hit by his like lightning projectile"}, {"start": 9004.76, "end": 9006.76, "text": " Deals like so much damage, man"}, {"start": 9012.32, "end": 9014.32, "text": " Next"}, {"start": 9014.32, "end": 9031.52, "text": " Hey guys, thank you for giving Leaning Raw to Risa, thank you."}, {"start": 9031.52, "end": 9034.039999999999, "text": " Haven't died to Superalist in a while."}, {"start": 9034.04, "end": 9038.560000000001, "text": " But he's kind of scared to fight on the roof."}, {"start": 9043.720000000001, "end": 9055.160000000002, "text": " Dent monster. Wait is that a warrior with... okay not bad. With some dark hands."}, {"start": 9055.16, "end": 9063.24, "text": " Ah, we could go for that."}, {"start": 9063.24, "end": 9065.76, "text": " Dark Hand's good."}, {"start": 9065.76, "end": 9073.24, "text": " I'm also quite certain that the seeds are like CPU dependent or something."}, {"start": 9073.24, "end": 9076.24, "text": " You always get sift on that roof."}, {"start": 9076.24, "end": 9078.52, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 9078.52, "end": 9085.0, "text": " Salad always gets mannish in the siph arena, he says."}, {"start": 9085.0, "end": 9090.8, "text": " Legit I get super Winston up on that roof. It feels like 70% of my runs"}, {"start": 9115.0, "end": 9120.0, "text": " Take the Seamos battery out for every seed, yeah."}, {"start": 9128.0, "end": 9131.0, "text": " It's kind of bad. I shouldn't have died to Super Winston."}, {"start": 9132.0, "end": 9133.0, "text": " That was bad."}, {"start": 9136.0, "end": 9139.0, "text": " I do think he's a bit scared to fight up there because of the grab."}, {"start": 9141.0, "end": 9143.0, "text": " Which throws you miles away."}, {"start": 9145.0, "end": 9151.48, "text": " But he's not hard, I should die."}, {"start": 9151.48, "end": 9154.52, "text": " Let's call it a fluke."}, {"start": 9154.52, "end": 9156.64, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 9156.64, "end": 9158.24, "text": " Two in anna, that's 22!"}, {"start": 9158.24, "end": 9160.76, "text": " Did I ever miss Brickwall Gulag?"}, {"start": 9160.76, "end": 9161.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9161.76, "end": 9162.76, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9162.76, "end": 9171.28, "text": " That's where the rooftop worker arc was."}, {"start": 9171.28, "end": 9174.4, "text": " Oh my lord."}, {"start": 9174.4, "end": 9176.4, "text": " That was awful."}, {"start": 9234.4, "end": 9236.4, "text": " Boon!"}, {"start": 9243.76, "end": 9245.76, "text": " Flatten."}, {"start": 9256.32, "end": 9259.279999999999, "text": " Did I just cancel the door open? Oh."}, {"start": 9261.68, "end": 9263.68, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 9264.4, "end": 9271.4, "text": " I'm looting."}, {"start": 9271.4, "end": 9275.4, "text": " Zoom."}, {"start": 9275.4, "end": 9280.4, "text": " Zoom."}, {"start": 9280.4, "end": 9284.4, "text": " Zoom."}, {"start": 9284.4, "end": 9288.4, "text": " Zoom."}, {"start": 9288.4, "end": 9292.4, "text": " Zoom."}, {"start": 9292.4, "end": 9304.359999999999, "text": " I think I might just check the show up here and see what he asks dark head solid man I"}, {"start": 9304.36, "end": 9305.960000000001, "text": " I could work with this."}, {"start": 9307.12, "end": 9307.960000000001, "text": " Why were you staring?"}, {"start": 9307.960000000001, "end": 9308.800000000001, "text": " I died to me."}, {"start": 9308.800000000001, "end": 9311.04, "text": " I got lynched in on the gargle roof."}, {"start": 9323.640000000001, "end": 9325.960000000001, "text": " So we are back to Firelink."}, {"start": 9327.16, "end": 9328.0, "text": " Or asylum."}, {"start": 9334.36, "end": 9338.560000000001, "text": " I don't need to buy it now."}, {"start": 9338.560000000001, "end": 9356.24, "text": " I think I might go to Andre BDLE instead of looting this."}, {"start": 9356.24, "end": 9360.92, "text": " It's true guns, it's true."}, {"start": 9360.92, "end": 9362.92, "text": " So"}, {"start": 9384.04, "end": 9386.04, "text": " Free souls"}, {"start": 9390.92, "end": 9399.72, "text": " Morrowind motor feathery yay I saw it a little bit okay a buckler here for 5k"}, {"start": 9415.0, "end": 9418.0, "text": " bore"}, {"start": 9420.92, "end": 9436.12, "text": " Okay, he doesn't have the ass cover should be easy bore kill then"}, {"start": 9450.92, "end": 9475.4, "text": " I'll loot these, why not, get some souls."}, {"start": 9475.4, "end": 9477.16, "text": " Oh yeah, nice!"}, {"start": 9477.16, "end": 9484.16, "text": " Now we're talking, okay."}, {"start": 9495.84, "end": 9498.039999999999, "text": " There's like fucking"}, {"start": 9498.039999999999, "end": 9501.44, "text": " last crusade when they have to walk on the bridge and the bridge like melts"}, {"start": 9501.44, "end": 9503.2, "text": " into the mountain."}, {"start": 9503.2, "end": 9505.2, "text": " Look at this camouflage!"}, {"start": 9510.76, "end": 9512.6, "text": " That is last crusade, right? I think so."}, {"start": 9512.6, "end": 9514.6, "text": " You have to do the tests."}, {"start": 9519.880000000001, "end": 9521.880000000001, "text": " I might die here."}, {"start": 9525.6, "end": 9527.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9527.6, "end": 9540.24, "text": " For the grail, yeah."}, {"start": 9540.24, "end": 9552.16, "text": " What a banger movie that is."}, {"start": 9552.16, "end": 9554.36, "text": " You finished 100% discerning too?"}, {"start": 9554.36, "end": 9555.84, "text": " Congrats on some."}, {"start": 9555.84, "end": 9562.68, "text": " I think it's my favorite Indiana Jones movie too though. I haven't seen the absolute latest one"}, {"start": 9563.28, "end": 9565.84, "text": " The one after Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"}, {"start": 9572.6, "end": 9574.6, "text": " Is it bad I"}, {"start": 9582.16, "end": 9585.24, "text": " Need to kill this guy I don't need to but I would like to"}, {"start": 9585.84, "end": 9592.84, "text": " Rubbish."}, {"start": 9592.84, "end": 9599.960000000001, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 9599.960000000001, "end": 9611.16, "text": " You can hate watch it."}, {"start": 9611.16, "end": 9613.68, "text": " All the latest Indiana Jones game was sick."}, {"start": 9613.68, "end": 9614.68, "text": " It was really good."}, {"start": 9623.36, "end": 9624.92, "text": " When I watch a new Nolan movie,"}, {"start": 9624.92, "end": 9626.84, "text": " I'll honestly, yeah, dude, yeah."}, {"start": 9641.16, "end": 9643.16, "text": " He did, didn't he, yeah."}, {"start": 9658.16, "end": 9660.16, "text": " Let's hope it's not another tenet."}, {"start": 9660.16, "end": 9664.16, "text": " I've only seen tenet once. I can't remember if I liked it or not."}, {"start": 9666.16, "end": 9670.16, "text": " I feel like it's a movie you probably want to watch more than one time."}, {"start": 9671.16, "end": 9684.68, "text": " see you here again it's the third time today"}, {"start": 9684.68, "end": 9702.56, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, I want to watch Hoken."}, {"start": 9702.56, "end": 9704.56, "text": " I heard it's good."}, {"start": 9704.56, "end": 9709.0, "text": " All right, what up, Andre, a solo of a hero?"}, {"start": 9709.0, "end": 9715.88, "text": " proud noi sure uh black firebombs very cheap uh wait with it a bit though"}, {"start": 9717.8, "end": 9718.12, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 9721.96, "end": 9726.68, "text": " bomb straight sword okay you know what it's decent uh let's buy some black firebombs"}, {"start": 9739.0, "end": 9744.0, "text": " Have I seen Oppenheimer? No, I actually haven't."}, {"start": 9744.0, "end": 9767.36, "text": " could go for early sif seem to pretty chill over there"}, {"start": 9767.36, "end": 9774.36, "text": " when I have dark hands"}, {"start": 9827.36, "end": 9856.36, "text": " He needs to die."}, {"start": 9856.36, "end": 9881.36, "text": " He's almost dead."}, {"start": 9881.36, "end": 9901.28, "text": " Well, I'm practicing for my next throw."}, {"start": 9901.28, "end": 9905.04, "text": " I'm just killing him so he doesn't interrupt me in the future."}, {"start": 9905.04, "end": 9914.52, "text": " See, I'm thinking the long way, you know?"}, {"start": 9914.52, "end": 9920.320000000002, "text": " I'm thinking in the long run."}, {"start": 9920.32, "end": 9944.199999999999, "text": " I assume every attempt is going to be itch."}, {"start": 9944.2, "end": 9946.44, "text": " Let's go to Sif and see who it is."}, {"start": 9946.44, "end": 9951.800000000001, "text": " Hopefully it's not like Artorias or Manus or Calamite, because that will take a while"}, {"start": 9951.800000000001, "end": 9952.800000000001, "text": " to kill."}, {"start": 9952.800000000001, "end": 9967.560000000001, "text": " I just had a, I just lost a two hour run, Brenner Mart."}, {"start": 9967.56, "end": 9969.56, "text": " You're thinking much, huh?"}, {"start": 9985.56, "end": 9987.56, "text": " Two hour only 20 minutes of progress?"}, {"start": 9987.56, "end": 9988.56, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 9988.56, "end": 9990.56, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 9997.56, "end": 10022.46, "text": " now we get runs going all the time and that that's that's that that's what it's all about"}, {"start": 10022.460000000001, "end": 10029.460000000001, "text": " getting runs going all the time"}, {"start": 10045.7, "end": 10047.740000000002, "text": " Dragon ass"}, {"start": 10047.74, "end": 10048.699999999999, "text": " Oh, cat."}, {"start": 10050.38, "end": 10051.1, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 10056.92, "end": 10058.42, "text": " Oh my god, the cat's insane."}, {"start": 10062.64, "end": 10064.64, "text": " They're so tanky, these guys, too."}, {"start": 10064.64, "end": 10079.48, "text": " Oh, the fucking freaky."}, {"start": 10079.48, "end": 10080.48, "text": " Stand still!"}, {"start": 10080.48, "end": 10082.359999999999, "text": " Play with the yarn!"}, {"start": 10082.359999999999, "end": 10089.119999999999, "text": " Okay, I can do this."}, {"start": 10089.119999999999, "end": 10090.119999999999, "text": " Stay there."}, {"start": 10090.119999999999, "end": 10091.119999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10091.12, "end": 10093.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10104.160000000002, "end": 10108.640000000001, "text": " Okay, this guy, uh, I'll probably leave and be for now"}, {"start": 10121.12, "end": 10133.68, "text": " It took you longer to beat DS-2 perma-sloth than it did for Forsen to get back the crown."}, {"start": 10133.68, "end": 10138.880000000001, "text": " He had to beat XQC in Minecraft!"}, {"start": 10138.880000000001, "end": 10140.880000000001, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 10140.880000000001, "end": 10142.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10144.400000000001, "end": 10146.400000000001, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 10157.800000000001, "end": 10159.800000000001, "text": " The DS2 run is"}, {"start": 10162.640000000001, "end": 10166.880000000001, "text": " Probably harder I never speedrun minecraft, but I"}, {"start": 10166.880000000001, "end": 10186.76, "text": " I imagine it's harder."}, {"start": 10186.76, "end": 10187.76, "text": " What is RSG, Chris?"}, {"start": 10187.76, "end": 10188.76, "text": " Is that the leaderboard?"}, {"start": 10188.76, "end": 10196.76, "text": " Yeah, Minecraft speedo is a very RNG, but you also need to know what to do with it."}, {"start": 10196.76, "end": 10221.48, "text": " If I were to speed around Minecraft, I would practice this shit out of it."}, {"start": 10221.48, "end": 10222.48, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10222.48, "end": 10226.4, "text": " I'd wake up, I'd eat my breakfast, I'd have my morning coffee, and as I drink my coffee"}, {"start": 10226.4, "end": 10231.359999999999, "text": " I'd practice it before stream every day just like old-school Dark Souls runs"}, {"start": 10233.92, "end": 10238.88, "text": " Do it no I haven't know it want or motivation to speedrun Minecraft"}, {"start": 10242.279999999999, "end": 10247.199999999999, "text": " If there was some fun motivation, yeah, maybe but there isn't"}, {"start": 10256.4, "end": 10266.4, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 10266.4, "end": 10271.4, "text": " Centipede."}, {"start": 10271.4, "end": 10285.4, "text": " Wait, I get centipede here a lot, too."}, {"start": 10285.4, "end": 10299.08, "text": " It's weird, maybe it is like a CPU thing."}, {"start": 10299.08, "end": 10313.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10313.08, "end": 10341.28, "text": " Alright, let's play less greedy, I guess."}, {"start": 10341.28, "end": 10349.2, "text": " There's no fucking okay"}, {"start": 10401.28, "end": 10403.28, "text": " Don't miss again"}, {"start": 10491.28, "end": 10517.52, "text": " that was this go here and a all back it was sick it was really good"}, {"start": 10517.52, "end": 10543.52, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 10573.52, "end": 10589.28, "text": " No, I'm not light rolling."}, {"start": 10589.28, "end": 10598.12, "text": " Okay, um, well that worked."}, {"start": 10598.12, "end": 10601.92, "text": " What is that thing they do in Minecraft runs, by the way, in the beginning when they have"}, {"start": 10601.92, "end": 10607.64, "text": " like a bunch of different ones open like I get is to see like which one is good"}, {"start": 10607.64, "end": 10611.92, "text": " but how does that work do they have like a ton of minecrafts open or is it like a"}, {"start": 10611.92, "end": 10614.4, "text": " mod"}, {"start": 10619.76, "end": 10627.56, "text": " there's a tool it's pretty cool"}, {"start": 10627.56, "end": 10632.56, "text": " There's a multi launcher, okay."}, {"start": 10632.56, "end": 10637.56, "text": " Don't answer him, don't make him interested in it."}, {"start": 10637.56, "end": 10642.56, "text": " If I was gonna run Minecraft, I would have done it already."}, {"start": 10642.56, "end": 10654.439999999999, "text": " It's kinda nice because the run is really short, but it's also a lot of, like if I open"}, {"start": 10654.44, "end": 10658.76, "text": " up a minecraft rod it looks like they're programming a fucking rocket or something"}, {"start": 10658.76, "end": 10664.28, "text": " it's like the whole screen is like numbers sometimes and I don't know what the fuck's going on"}, {"start": 10684.44, "end": 10689.44, "text": " Oh, that's F3 menu, okay."}, {"start": 10694.44, "end": 10699.44, "text": " Yeah, learning a short run like that, though, could be pretty fun."}, {"start": 10699.44, "end": 10704.44, "text": " I don't think I ever ran anything that was, like, under..."}, {"start": 10705.44, "end": 10708.44, "text": " 20 minutes."}, {"start": 10714.44, "end": 10722.16, "text": " use the dark souls metal launcher so you can choose the LSEs and avoid the"}, {"start": 10722.16, "end": 10728.68, "text": " salad seeds what are we gonna see from the starting cell or maybe in the"}, {"start": 10728.68, "end": 10739.92, "text": " character crater though true oh it's not a dole you know what I think I'm good"}, {"start": 10744.44, "end": 10757.800000000001, "text": " dead sales fresh file run is under 10 minutes"}, {"start": 10757.800000000001, "end": 10771.880000000001, "text": " okay uh we pulled a salad early sith"}, {"start": 10771.880000000001, "end": 10777.000000000002, "text": " We should try to go to Undermurchant, yes."}, {"start": 10777.000000000002, "end": 10785.000000000002, "text": " I read L.O.P. vs I.O. in space, that's true, right."}, {"start": 10785.000000000002, "end": 10787.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 10801.880000000001, "end": 10810.26, "text": " I do not let us feel like second or third or some shit that game gives you arthritis"}, {"start": 10821.76, "end": 10823.76, "text": " Oh time for firelink loot"}, {"start": 10827.54, "end": 10829.54, "text": " Morningstar"}, {"start": 10831.880000000001, "end": 10842.720000000001, "text": " I'm not speedrunning minecraft solo hero cool come again"}, {"start": 10842.72, "end": 10859.96, "text": " speedrun terraria do they speedrun to like the moon lord then or whatever is that the"}, {"start": 10859.96, "end": 10862.439999999999, "text": " final boss"}, {"start": 10866.72, "end": 10871.279999999999, "text": " cool that's kind of cool"}, {"start": 10872.72, "end": 10879.72, "text": " This one again? That is good damage."}, {"start": 10879.72, "end": 10881.72, "text": " This one again. That is good damage."}, {"start": 10901.0, "end": 10905.34, "text": " Terraria speedruns suck. They do it with invulnerability, infinite items and premade seed."}, {"start": 10905.34, "end": 10909.0, "text": " But I'm sure there's like a non-premade seed category, right?"}, {"start": 10909.72, "end": 10915.64, "text": " like Minecraft. I'm sure there's seeded runs for Minecraft, too."}, {"start": 10922.359999999999, "end": 10923.64, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 10939.72, "end": 10946.96, "text": " No seed, no glitch, yeah."}, {"start": 10946.96, "end": 10953.58, "text": " Random seed for us like that is actually something that would be fun to run because it's kind"}, {"start": 10953.58, "end": 10958.24, "text": " of like a randomizer."}, {"start": 10958.24, "end": 10981.08, "text": " Interesting finding that key here."}, {"start": 10981.08, "end": 10996.52, "text": " There ghost needs to die."}, {"start": 10996.52, "end": 10997.52, "text": " Gar type?"}, {"start": 10997.52, "end": 10999.4, "text": " It's a cosmic horror gar field."}, {"start": 10999.4, "end": 11001.08, "text": " Shoot him up on it."}, {"start": 11001.08, "end": 11006.08, "text": " I never heard of it."}, {"start": 11006.08, "end": 11013.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11036.08, "end": 11039.08, "text": " Where's the ghost?"}, {"start": 11039.08, "end": 11042.08, "text": " There."}, {"start": 11045.08, "end": 11048.08, "text": " Ghost, can you come here?"}, {"start": 11051.08, "end": 11054.08, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 11066.08, "end": 11092.8, "text": " I fucking knew it."}, {"start": 11092.8, "end": 11093.8, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 11093.8, "end": 11094.8, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 11094.800000000001, "end": 11101.36, "text": " it would happen. I had a feeling the moment I jump he's gonna fall down. It's happened twice before"}, {"start": 11102.240000000002, "end": 11108.240000000002, "text": " in these rendos. I- oh my god, I had a feeling I shouldn't have gone for it. Oh..."}, {"start": 11108.24, "end": 11138.22, "text": " I mean it was either that or run up and probably get mold buy-in so."}, {"start": 11138.22, "end": 11139.22, "text": " Back to the cell."}, {"start": 11168.22, "end": 11183.34, "text": " it is what what it is you know what I'm doing a boss for us maybe if you had a"}, {"start": 11183.34, "end": 11191.019999999999, "text": " better weapon I just want to rush in kills and bosses fuck it let's do a"}, {"start": 11191.019999999999, "end": 11194.06, "text": " boss rush run"}, {"start": 11198.22, "end": 11201.699999999999, "text": " That was a funny death. No, it wasn't"}, {"start": 11219.82, "end": 11222.26, "text": " Actual cartoon loony tunes death"}, {"start": 11222.699999999999, "end": 11228.0, "text": " Yeah, I pretty much was the thing is not the first time that's happened every time I see that"}, {"start": 11228.22, "end": 11230.22, "text": " I get PTSD"}, {"start": 11230.32, "end": 11234.42, "text": " I've never been stomped by an actual dinosaur ass though there"}, {"start": 11234.82, "end": 11240.099999999999, "text": " What's happened is there's an enemy above that jumps down on you right as you jump across the gap"}, {"start": 11240.099999999999, "end": 11244.439999999999, "text": " That's happened twice before now. So three times in total"}, {"start": 11258.22, "end": 11268.699999999999, "text": " Well, I should be light rolling so it's okay."}, {"start": 11268.699999999999, "end": 11271.859999999999, "text": " Gargoyles is really scary to get here."}, {"start": 11271.859999999999, "end": 11275.74, "text": " No, no plans, use the moose."}, {"start": 11275.74, "end": 11282.74, "text": " I gotta get out of the asylum."}, {"start": 11293.14, "end": 11300.14, "text": " This challenge is not getting flushed. It's getting beaten. Again."}, {"start": 11335.74, "end": 11340.84, "text": " I'm gonna yolo it. I could go back and rest. Fuck it"}, {"start": 11352.14, "end": 11357.66, "text": " Fuck me you're fast today, okay, that's amazing"}, {"start": 11362.02, "end": 11364.58, "text": " I don't need more estus to kill the two of you"}, {"start": 11365.74, "end": 11383.42, "text": " I will make it to Firelink before I die."}, {"start": 11383.42, "end": 11384.42, "text": " Trust."}, {"start": 11384.42, "end": 11391.42, "text": " Trust."}, {"start": 11397.62, "end": 11401.42, "text": " Hey you!"}, {"start": 11401.42, "end": 11408.42, "text": " Slash Mavix 29, they'd be all a little bit of good strut because they're right man."}, {"start": 11414.42, "end": 11422.94, "text": " Did I play Tides of Tomorrow?"}, {"start": 11422.94, "end": 11427.94, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 11427.94, "end": 11443.7, "text": " Oh, did it come out?"}, {"start": 11443.7, "end": 11447.220000000001, "text": " Oh, then I haven't played it. I feel like I recognize the name."}, {"start": 11464.42, "end": 11470.66, "text": " What do you mean more deaths than salad? Salad is at 400 deaths. This is 74."}, {"start": 11470.66, "end": 11475.58, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 11475.58, "end": 11485.66, "text": " You're not allowed to call me blind again, Brennavark, ever."}, {"start": 11485.66, "end": 11491.66, "text": " Oh, you fuck."}, {"start": 11491.66, "end": 11493.66, "text": " Ehhh, not this guy."}, {"start": 11507.06, "end": 11508.34, "text": " Why is Salad catching strays?"}, {"start": 11508.66, "end": 11511.16, "text": " That's not catching strays, that's just correction."}, {"start": 11511.66, "end": 11515.36, "text": " Salad has over 400 deaths, and this is 74."}, {"start": 11515.76, "end": 11518.16, "text": " 400 is a bigger number than 74."}, {"start": 11518.16, "end": 11522.5, "text": " I was correcting print of art because he said I had more deaths"}, {"start": 11524.38, "end": 11526.38, "text": " Which is just false"}, {"start": 11527.52, "end": 11529.76, "text": " There's no strays or anything there"}, {"start": 11548.16, "end": 11558.16, "text": " 74."}, {"start": 11558.16, "end": 11563.16, "text": " 74."}, {"start": 11563.16, "end": 11574.16, "text": " 74."}, {"start": 11574.16, "end": 11577.16, "text": " 740, yeah, okay."}, {"start": 11577.16, "end": 11580.16, "text": " I've been grinding the hell out of this off-stream, yeah."}, {"start": 11607.16, "end": 11636.76, "text": " my favorite these one boss who I think man is oh wait I'm gonna kill him"}, {"start": 11636.76, "end": 11643.76, "text": " man is just so cool dude"}, {"start": 11666.76, "end": 11673.76, "text": " Oh, no Seath!"}, {"start": 11673.76, "end": 11681.76, "text": " Wait, okay, you don't have armor."}, {"start": 11681.76, "end": 11682.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 11682.76, "end": 11687.76, "text": " Come here!"}, {"start": 11687.76, "end": 11689.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11702.76, "end": 11708.52, "text": " No seven is bigger number than four and zero how can you be despite it math SMH?"}, {"start": 11709.76, "end": 11711.76, "text": " You got me"}, {"start": 11713.2, "end": 11717.36, "text": " Firebombs regular hey tie the night shards for a hundred"}, {"start": 11717.76, "end": 11724.68, "text": " Okay, that's only too large though, but yeah, we got we got time night shards. It's very good"}, {"start": 11725.52, "end": 11728.6, "text": " Along with a Lucerne and greatsword and morning star"}, {"start": 11729.880000000001, "end": 11731.880000000001, "text": " Pretty solid"}, {"start": 11732.24, "end": 11734.24, "text": " Pretty damn solid"}, {"start": 11739.6, "end": 11741.6, "text": " Lucerne's great, yeah"}, {"start": 11747.76, "end": 11770.44, "text": " I do want to pump that health a bit."}, {"start": 11770.44, "end": 11772.32, "text": " Man it really depends on what..."}, {"start": 11772.32, "end": 11780.06, "text": " This weapon is really good, but if you get a boss fight that's not so good."}, {"start": 11780.06, "end": 11783.14, "text": " Balls that can bleed it's very nice."}, {"start": 11783.14, "end": 11788.94, "text": " I might just start looting instead since I have good weapons here."}, {"start": 11788.94, "end": 11794.14, "text": " Or well decent weapons but I have Titanite Shards."}, {"start": 11794.14, "end": 11801.539999999999, "text": " Yeah it does bleed good but then you fight someone like Manus and then it just takes"}, {"start": 11801.54, "end": 11817.460000000001, "text": " four years to kill him."}, {"start": 11817.460000000001, "end": 11824.1, "text": " I say we go on the looting spray, fuck it, let's do it."}, {"start": 11824.1, "end": 11826.1, "text": " all the eddick's key"}, {"start": 11854.1, "end": 11859.1, "text": " That's a very expensive shield."}, {"start": 11859.1, "end": 11871.1, "text": " Okay, will there ever be a day when you play the Kingdom Hearts games on the hardest difficulty?"}, {"start": 11871.1, "end": 11874.1, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11874.1, "end": 11880.1, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 11880.1, "end": 11893.92, "text": " No, I don't my more in now my 1440"}, {"start": 11893.92, "end": 11897.94, "text": " Kyrie Kyra's inside me"}, {"start": 11897.94, "end": 11903.94, "text": " It's Riku! They got bugs in him!"}, {"start": 11911.94, "end": 11914.94, "text": " I'm gonna check while I can see who it is."}, {"start": 11914.94, "end": 11929.060000000001, "text": " I haven't played through any of the hentai games."}, {"start": 11929.060000000001, "end": 11930.060000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11930.060000000001, "end": 11935.7, "text": " I'll play through the hentai games when I'm in the retirement home."}, {"start": 11935.7, "end": 11938.980000000001, "text": " Then I'll play through all the hentai games the chat has gifted me."}, {"start": 11968.98, "end": 11970.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11978.98, "end": 11980.98, "text": " That drag it oh no"}, {"start": 11998.98, "end": 12018.859999999999, "text": " that I run recently after recovered no I still haven't recovered fully"}, {"start": 12018.86, "end": 12043.86, "text": " Oh, stop."}, {"start": 12043.86, "end": 12048.86, "text": " He's so cute! I don't want to wake him."}, {"start": 12066.86, "end": 12069.86, "text": " Oh, it's small! Okay, this is definitely very doable."}, {"start": 12073.86, "end": 12090.86, "text": " I'm gonna play a bit safe. I feel like I'm not safe enough today."}, {"start": 12120.86, "end": 12145.86, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12145.86, "end": 12174.36, "text": " Foulchen! Hey, Foulchen plus 5 is alright man. Any weapon plus 5 is alright."}, {"start": 12174.36, "end": 12176.66, "text": " Am I doing a no-home-war during bosses?"}, {"start": 12176.66, "end": 12177.66, "text": " No, I don't know."}, {"start": 12178.86, "end": 12180.86, "text": " You get no-home-war back if you want."}, {"start": 12193.060000000001, "end": 12194.560000000001, "text": " I gotta wake him up, man."}, {"start": 12204.36, "end": 12206.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12227.960000000001, "end": 12230.1, "text": " Forgot I'm poisoned. Hey you"}, {"start": 12234.36, "end": 12241.36, "text": " We're not poison anymore, I see."}, {"start": 12241.36, "end": 12246.36, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 12264.36, "end": 12274.28, "text": " do I rest here or do I wait I can't even use this weapon hey you yeah don't rest"}, {"start": 12274.28, "end": 12284.480000000001, "text": " just teleport back level up loot firelink yeah or I could rest here"}, {"start": 12294.36, "end": 12300.960000000001, "text": " but then I have to run back up. I'm not that desperate to check what boss this is."}, {"start": 12300.960000000001, "end": 12313.28, "text": " We're good. Oh wait, I need to make sure no enemy is gonna come in. Not again!"}, {"start": 12324.36, "end": 12331.36, "text": " Let me get the dog out."}, {"start": 12444.36, "end": 12454.36, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do."}, {"start": 12454.36, "end": 12464.36, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do."}, {"start": 12584.36, "end": 12605.36, "text": " LOOTATIME!"}, {"start": 12614.36, "end": 12641.32, "text": " I don't know if I should let's do this"}, {"start": 12641.32, "end": 12661.48, "text": " I think it's very warm the loot under the bridge is definitely important okay"}, {"start": 12671.32, "end": 12673.32, "text": " I could kill some bosses like this."}, {"start": 12673.32, "end": 12682.279999999999, "text": " Like plus 5ing this is fine."}, {"start": 12682.279999999999, "end": 12688.84, "text": " I could actually see how the gargoyle church is."}, {"start": 12688.84, "end": 12697.119999999999, "text": " That was a 10 last stream in era."}, {"start": 12697.12, "end": 12701.960000000001, "text": " And then I died to Quailag on the Moonlight Butterfly Bridge because I got locked by a"}, {"start": 12701.960000000001, "end": 12705.960000000001, "text": " law by and she exploded."}, {"start": 12705.960000000001, "end": 12716.960000000001, "text": " Quailag on that bridge is really scary."}, {"start": 12716.960000000001, "end": 12734.04, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 12734.04, "end": 12735.04, "text": " Warm-up routine for Ron."}, {"start": 12735.04, "end": 12745.080000000002, "text": " I did a little bit of light joke, and then I do a little bit of leg swings."}, {"start": 12745.08, "end": 12748.2, "text": " There's like a, there's a good video, it was like 5 minutes long."}, {"start": 12748.2, "end": 12750.08, "text": " It's a quick little warm-up."}, {"start": 12750.08, "end": 12755.44, "text": " White Skeleton PLS, come on down to the combs, White Skeleton PLS, saw a streamer afraid"}, {"start": 12755.44, "end": 12756.76, "text": " of the dark."}, {"start": 12756.76, "end": 12759.84, "text": " White Skeleton PLS."}, {"start": 12759.84, "end": 12765.8, "text": " Streamer is not afraid of the dark."}, {"start": 12765.800000000001, "end": 12768.400000000001, "text": " I started with my legs after runs, yeah, pal, Jack."}, {"start": 12768.400000000001, "end": 12769.400000000001, "text": " Oops, I forgot to."}, {"start": 12782.6, "end": 12785.900000000001, "text": " Okay, let's see Gargoyle Church with this."}, {"start": 12785.900000000001, "end": 12787.900000000001, "text": " I mean, we're light rolling, which is tight."}, {"start": 12795.800000000001, "end": 12812.28, "text": " Okay, man is on the roof if matters is on the roof I'll kill him"}, {"start": 12825.800000000001, "end": 12852.94, "text": " Oh, thought that'd be better."}, {"start": 12852.94, "end": 12853.9, "text": " I thought that'd be better."}, {"start": 12858.44, "end": 12860.2, "text": " Oh, I hear dragon ass up there."}, {"start": 12862.640000000001, "end": 12863.140000000001, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 12863.34, "end": 12864.640000000001, "text": " What the fuck, this?"}, {"start": 12868.24, "end": 12871.34, "text": " N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no."}, {"start": 12872.34, "end": 12874.34, "text": " Double bone wheels. Okay, well..."}, {"start": 12879.04, "end": 12881.140000000001, "text": " Crash into this family dinner."}, {"start": 12881.640000000001, "end": 12882.84, "text": " Okay, only one, Zachary."}, {"start": 12882.94, "end": 12885.5, "text": " Oh, that's fine, Shirley."}, {"start": 12889.7, "end": 12890.7, "text": " Yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 12896.78, "end": 12898.18, "text": " It's fucking enemy."}, {"start": 12898.18, "end": 12915.62, "text": " The perfect footsies and the night hit the wall"}, {"start": 12915.62, "end": 12922.060000000001, "text": " The neutral game is crazy the neutral game is crazy"}, {"start": 12928.02, "end": 12930.02, "text": " Okay, Zemma"}, {"start": 12934.220000000001, "end": 12936.220000000001, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 12945.62, "end": 12957.62, "text": " fuck!"}, {"start": 12957.62, "end": 12972.34, "text": " okay, okie should kill him here, unless I fuck up"}, {"start": 12972.34, "end": 12982.74, "text": " hey you okay nice hey John if it's anyone why the hell he looks like skinless"}, {"start": 12982.74, "end": 12989.34, "text": " kiwi oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not here"}, {"start": 13002.34, "end": 13009.34, "text": " Okay, you keep rolling over there, okay?"}, {"start": 13032.34, "end": 13034.34, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 13035.14, "end": 13038.34, "text": " hey capsule a blaze thanks for the one"}, {"start": 13050.74, "end": 13055.380000000001, "text": " shit damn clear thinking that all the six gifted six okay thank you"}, {"start": 13057.62, "end": 13058.98, "text": " very generous bro thank you"}, {"start": 13062.34, "end": 13067.34, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 13067.34, "end": 13085.34, "text": " No, not the- there's two dragon asses here!"}, {"start": 13085.34, "end": 13089.34, "text": " Uh, could I get that one to fall down, maybe?"}, {"start": 13107.34, "end": 13110.34, "text": " We'll see then, so if I do some nautical later, depends."}, {"start": 13110.34, "end": 13112.34, "text": " I really want to get a run going with this."}, {"start": 13112.34, "end": 13114.34, "text": " Oi, can you fall down?"}, {"start": 13115.34, "end": 13120.34, "text": " Please?"}, {"start": 13128.34, "end": 13131.34, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 13131.34, "end": 13135.34, "text": " Big problem."}, {"start": 13135.34, "end": 13139.34, "text": " Big problem."}, {"start": 13175.34, "end": 13203.3, "text": " Well, I have..."}, {"start": 13203.300000000001, "end": 13206.140000000001, "text": " This is very unfortunate."}, {"start": 13206.140000000001, "end": 13212.1, "text": " My best bet is just to bait this guy into a jump and then complete his YOLO run into"}, {"start": 13212.1, "end": 13215.380000000001, "text": " the ladder and hope I don't die to the other one."}, {"start": 13215.380000000001, "end": 13217.380000000001, "text": " That's the best bet here."}, {"start": 13233.300000000001, "end": 13260.720000000001, "text": " to"}, {"start": 13260.720000000001, "end": 13280.68, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 13280.68, "end": 13283.400000000001, "text": " It's just not."}, {"start": 13283.400000000001, "end": 13287.840000000002, "text": " Oh, and what do we have up here?"}, {"start": 13287.840000000002, "end": 13288.840000000002, "text": " Another one!"}, {"start": 13288.840000000002, "end": 13289.840000000002, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 13289.84, "end": 13291.84, "text": " I'm YOLO-ing, I can't be arsed."}, {"start": 13294.84, "end": 13296.84, "text": " Oh fuck sake, this!"}, {"start": 13296.84, "end": 13326.64, "text": " Oh my god, why the screen shakes?"}, {"start": 13326.64, "end": 13333.64, "text": " What am I getting hit by? Run! Dragon ass!"}, {"start": 13356.64, "end": 13358.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13372.56, "end": 13374.56, "text": " Cage key"}, {"start": 13376.24, "end": 13378.24, "text": " Oh the cern"}, {"start": 13380.48, "end": 13382.48, "text": " And spider shield"}, {"start": 13383.199999999999, "end": 13385.039999999999, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13385.04, "end": 13387.04, "text": " I mean, plus five Lucerne!"}, {"start": 13388.04, "end": 13390.04, "text": " Don't keep crying."}, {"start": 13397.04, "end": 13400.04, "text": " Shit, man, this is rough!"}, {"start": 13401.04, "end": 13403.04, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 13415.04, "end": 13418.84, "text": " We do this and we we go kill Sif I guess"}, {"start": 13425.84, "end": 13427.84, "text": " Not much else to do"}, {"start": 13427.84, "end": 13448.48, "text": " I can't do a Saladist run because I've already killed Quailag."}, {"start": 13448.48, "end": 13455.24, "text": " Want to watch Hoken more in session? Yeah! Absolutely."}, {"start": 13455.24, "end": 13470.76, "text": " Is Hoken American or is it like a Korean movie or something?"}, {"start": 13470.76, "end": 13477.2, "text": " All right, it's an American movie. Okay. Oh"}, {"start": 13482.2, "end": 13484.2, "text": " It's with Adam Scott"}, {"start": 13484.28, "end": 13487.12, "text": " Who's in severance? It's not like the main character in severance?"}, {"start": 13488.76, "end": 13495.28, "text": " America with Irish folklore. Oh, it sounds amazing. Okay. I like that. Yeah mark. Yeah. Oh, he's really good. I like him"}, {"start": 13495.48, "end": 13497.48, "text": " He's really really good"}, {"start": 13500.76, "end": 13514.64, "text": " What was he, the boss kills today?"}, {"start": 13514.64, "end": 13522.32, "text": " Uh, I mean it's hard with these seeds man, I have so many dragon asses guarding shit."}, {"start": 13522.32, "end": 13526.68, "text": " That's why I'm going for Sif now because Sif, if I managed to kill the boss at Sif, if I"}, {"start": 13526.68, "end": 13534.32, "text": " can survive the journey there. I could get more souls and I could level up more, and"}, {"start": 13534.32, "end": 13543.0, "text": " then thus increasing my chances of survival. But, ah hey, another dragon ass. Okay, a gargoyle"}, {"start": 13543.0, "end": 13545.0, "text": " There is fine, though."}, {"start": 13569.76, "end": 13570.76, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 13573.0, "end": 13581.0, "text": " I'm going to pop that soul of a hero."}, {"start": 13581.0, "end": 13593.0, "text": " Are you giving me like two levels I guess?"}, {"start": 13593.0, "end": 13603.0, "text": " Bobo's here. It's really lonely down here. You should pay me a visit. I have someone who wants to meet you."}, {"start": 13603.0, "end": 13611.0, "text": " To meet you, I guess. Name Rhymes for Trang Petitioner. White skeleton P.L.S."}, {"start": 13611.0, "end": 13620.08, "text": " That's a good thing though today. We haven't seen any chained prisoner at all anywhere in the entire day"}, {"start": 13633.72, "end": 13635.72, "text": " Send into the chain"}, {"start": 13641.0, "end": 13650.0, "text": " Do I hear dragon ass?"}, {"start": 13650.0, "end": 13664.28, "text": " Okay, you."}, {"start": 13664.28, "end": 13665.28, "text": " Impact twitch."}, {"start": 13665.28, "end": 13667.12, "text": " I definitely gave Gagali a sub too."}, {"start": 13667.12, "end": 13669.36, "text": " Melotel, thanks 63, Moskva thanks 3."}, {"start": 13670.62, "end": 13671.58, "text": " Alright, who do we have?"}, {"start": 13672.28, "end": 13673.720000000001, "text": " Popple Banana for good luck."}, {"start": 13681.640000000001, "end": 13682.140000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13686.960000000001, "end": 13687.84, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 13690.68, "end": 13692.36, "text": " Yeah, Kim, thanks for that 56."}, {"start": 13693.2, "end": 13693.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13695.28, "end": 13703.28, "text": " Uh, no plans to Eddie."}, {"start": 13703.28, "end": 13706.28, "text": " Unreliable challenge or something cool."}, {"start": 13706.28, "end": 13709.28, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13709.28, "end": 13711.28, "text": " Priscilla!"}, {"start": 13711.28, "end": 13713.28, "text": " Very doable."}, {"start": 13725.28, "end": 13731.28, "text": " I hear her, she's over here."}, {"start": 13731.28, "end": 13732.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13732.28, "end": 13733.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13733.28, "end": 13734.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13734.28, "end": 13735.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13735.28, "end": 13736.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13736.28, "end": 13738.28, "text": " Holy Damage."}, {"start": 13738.28, "end": 13765.400000000001, "text": " This is pretty much the story of these runs today."}, {"start": 13765.4, "end": 13780.699999999999, "text": " fine though in my book this is fine damage don't need more for this pretty"}, {"start": 13780.699999999999, "end": 13784.779999999999, "text": " sure I'm gonna end up chopping her tail by the way so pray it's not some demon"}, {"start": 13784.779999999999, "end": 13791.14, "text": " great hammer or a bow and something that I can use this weapon swings so much to"}, {"start": 13791.14, "end": 13798.14, "text": " the right."}, {"start": 13821.14, "end": 13846.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13876.14, "end": 13879.14, "text": " Oh, bad roll, um..."}, {"start": 13894.14, "end": 13896.14, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 13906.14, "end": 13908.14, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13929.859999999999, "end": 13935.82, "text": " Yo, is anyone, uh, watching the, uh, German streamer, the guy that's running?"}, {"start": 13936.14, "end": 13937.34, "text": " the 600 kilometers"}, {"start": 13940.14, "end": 13940.939999999999, "text": " any updates?"}, {"start": 13942.46, "end": 13946.699999999999, "text": " yeah there's like a german streamer who's running like 600 kilometers in 96 hours"}, {"start": 13947.5, "end": 13948.46, "text": " it's like a day left"}, {"start": 13949.9, "end": 13952.06, "text": " is he on pace?"}, {"start": 13966.14, "end": 13973.14, "text": " It's still going but he's way, way behind."}, {"start": 13973.14, "end": 13978.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13978.14, "end": 13993.14, "text": " It was like 30k behind the plan."}, {"start": 13993.14, "end": 13995.14, "text": " That's rough"}, {"start": 13995.14, "end": 14005.14, "text": " and"}, {"start": 14005.14, "end": 14011.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14011.14, "end": 14017.14, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14017.14, "end": 14025.46, "text": " the"}, {"start": 14025.460000000001, "end": 14036.660000000002, "text": " All righty then."}, {"start": 14036.660000000002, "end": 14041.26, "text": " This morning carrying things to the car my cat ran out on the steps and tripped me."}, {"start": 14041.26, "end": 14045.26, "text": " I know got a severly sprained ankle, concussion and torn shoulder."}, {"start": 14045.26, "end": 14046.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14046.26, "end": 14048.18, "text": " I'm a two week hike in jeopardy."}, {"start": 14048.18, "end": 14050.820000000002, "text": " Most important, the cat is alright."}, {"start": 14050.820000000002, "end": 14052.34, "text": " How's your day?"}, {"start": 14052.34, "end": 14065.04, "text": " in health damn I wish you a speed of recovery time like in Islam that is some"}, {"start": 14065.04, "end": 14076.76, "text": " fucking major unlock he's at 47 hours and 334 kilometers left yeah that that"}, {"start": 14076.76, "end": 14083.0, "text": " sounds rough but yeah with the terrain maybe it's like if he gets more slopes or whatever"}, {"start": 14084.36, "end": 14087.16, "text": " decline that's what I'm trying to say"}, {"start": 14091.16, "end": 14098.52, "text": " that does sound like and how how many 47 hours and yeah 47 hours and 334 kilometers"}, {"start": 14101.64, "end": 14102.12, "text": " it's rough"}, {"start": 14106.76, "end": 14126.5, "text": " So, I'm justus."}, {"start": 14126.5, "end": 14128.66, "text": " Is Wings for Life this weekend?"}, {"start": 14128.66, "end": 14129.66, "text": " Yeah, on Sunday."}, {"start": 14129.66, "end": 14134.36, "text": " Final day to sign up today at midnight. They closed the signings"}, {"start": 14148.34, "end": 14155.96, "text": " I checked the Vaude he took an hour long Suzy only yeah, dude at these ultra I've been listening to"}, {"start": 14155.960000000001, "end": 14160.76, "text": " to when I run, I listen to some times to some podcasts"}, {"start": 14160.76, "end": 14163.12, "text": " where they interview ultra runners."}, {"start": 14163.12, "end": 14167.12, "text": " And there's this woman, her name is,"}, {"start": 14167.12, "end": 14171.04, "text": " she's like Courtney Dowalter, I think."}, {"start": 14171.04, "end": 14175.160000000002, "text": " Something, I might have got that correct or incorrect."}, {"start": 14175.160000000002, "end": 14179.84, "text": " But I think she won like the Moab 240 a few years ago,"}, {"start": 14179.84, "end": 14182.76, "text": " which is 240 miles."}, {"start": 14182.76, "end": 14185.6, "text": " Might also be the wrong event, but yeah."}, {"start": 14185.6, "end": 14191.720000000001, "text": " And the sheen naps 21 minutes during those three days."}, {"start": 14191.720000000001, "end": 14192.92, "text": " Which is crazy."}, {"start": 14205.92, "end": 14206.92, "text": " Client is mental."}, {"start": 14206.92, "end": 14215.960000000001, "text": " So, okay, we got some stats."}, {"start": 14215.960000000001, "end": 14221.24, "text": " It's pretty alright, but how will we survive the Gorgoron Church?"}, {"start": 14221.24, "end": 14227.44, "text": " I'm definitely gonna do the Vosoldja Marathon some people, but I'm not gonna do it like"}, {"start": 14227.44, "end": 14230.44, "text": " like this year or the next year."}, {"start": 14239.44, "end": 14243.44, "text": " Sorry, I'm just thinking where the fuck do I go now?"}, {"start": 14245.44, "end": 14248.44, "text": " I mean, I need to try the gargoyle church."}, {"start": 14248.44, "end": 14251.44, "text": " I don't have much choice."}, {"start": 14251.44, "end": 14258.44, "text": " No, I plan on streaming Sunday, even if I go to stalk them for the events."}, {"start": 14281.44, "end": 14286.94, "text": " I'm thinking, do I loot?"}, {"start": 14286.94, "end": 14288.66, "text": " Hope for something stronger."}, {"start": 14288.66, "end": 14292.86, "text": " I can also buy the Lucerne and plus 5 it, which is a good weapon."}, {"start": 14292.86, "end": 14298.94, "text": " The thing is, if I loot, I'm risking losing my quick roll."}, {"start": 14298.94, "end": 14301.86, "text": " Wednesday is an international charity run."}, {"start": 14301.86, "end": 14302.86, "text": " It's on Sunday."}, {"start": 14302.86, "end": 14305.220000000001, "text": " Today is the final day of signups."}, {"start": 14305.220000000001, "end": 14311.26, "text": " We are 115 peeps in the stream team, the community."}, {"start": 14311.26, "end": 14321.74, "text": " Yeah, I've only found helmets this run, and gloves."}, {"start": 14321.74, "end": 14330.18, "text": " Ah, you know what, we could start looting and see if we find anything good."}, {"start": 14330.18, "end": 14332.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14335.12, "end": 14337.12, "text": " Holy"}, {"start": 14350.42, "end": 14355.16, "text": " Hey you let's start looting fuck it. Oh great"}, {"start": 14355.16, "end": 14363.16, "text": " to be honest very large ember is super good if I find the large ember now oh"}, {"start": 14363.16, "end": 14368.6, "text": " my god we could get plus 15 weapons well we haven't found any source of large"}, {"start": 14368.6, "end": 14372.72, "text": " titanite yet but yeah this is very good though"}, {"start": 14378.84, "end": 14382.84, "text": " insane drip right now yeah"}, {"start": 14385.16, "end": 14392.16, "text": " Oh my gosh that is very good."}, {"start": 14396.16, "end": 14401.16, "text": " Even before I get Lord Vessel now."}, {"start": 14401.16, "end": 14406.16, "text": " Any loot could be it."}, {"start": 14406.16, "end": 14416.539999999999, "text": " I'm not back to being fully well again for the event, no not yet."}, {"start": 14416.539999999999, "end": 14421.22, "text": " I still cough a little bit and my nose gets a bit stuffed."}, {"start": 14421.22, "end": 14431.5, "text": " I would have liked to do some like, warm up runs this week for Sunday but I calmed."}, {"start": 14431.5, "end": 14446.1, "text": " Anyways, I'm going to rush through Dragonmalley."}, {"start": 14446.1, "end": 14447.78, "text": " Well I can, I guess."}, {"start": 14447.78, "end": 14456.06, "text": " Probably do one tomorrow."}, {"start": 14456.06, "end": 14457.06, "text": " It's okay, I love it."}, {"start": 14457.06, "end": 14461.34, "text": " I'll let you run twice on Sunday, because everyone knows the warmup run doesn't count."}, {"start": 14464.199999999999, "end": 14464.699999999999, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 14464.98, "end": 14466.1, "text": " That's true, he's right."}, {"start": 14468.38, "end": 14469.38, "text": " Slad!"}, {"start": 14469.519999999999, "end": 14470.24, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 14471.039999999999, "end": 14472.08, "text": " It might be, who knows."}, {"start": 14476.279999999999, "end": 14477.48, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 14478.22, "end": 14482.22, "text": " Slad enters my chat and I find a crossbow, that's epic dude."}, {"start": 14485.66, "end": 14486.539999999999, "text": " Oh, it is salad."}, {"start": 14487.06, "end": 14495.279999999999, "text": " yeah okay well let me say the world the word salad one more time will I find"}, {"start": 14495.279999999999, "end": 14503.439999999999, "text": " another boat salad wait that's cannon isn't it"}, {"start": 14517.06, "end": 14521.3, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 14521.3, "end": 14527.82, "text": " Ah, coming through!"}, {"start": 14527.82, "end": 14531.3, "text": " And the thing is, when we're looting out, if we don't find anything, right?"}, {"start": 14531.3, "end": 14539.24, "text": " Aw, shit, I forgot about this guy."}, {"start": 14539.24, "end": 14548.82, "text": " If we don't find anything, we can always buy Lucerne in plus 5 minutes."}, {"start": 14548.82, "end": 14553.98, "text": " I was thinking of making him in Jumping Off, but it's easier seven done, and I'll probably"}, {"start": 14553.98, "end": 14558.22, "text": " die myself doing it."}, {"start": 14558.22, "end": 14567.72, "text": " God."}, {"start": 14567.72, "end": 14568.72, "text": " I could test it."}, {"start": 14568.720000000001, "end": 14570.720000000001, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 14598.720000000001, "end": 14618.720000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14618.720000000001, "end": 14640.720000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14640.720000000001, "end": 14646.720000000001, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14646.720000000001, "end": 14671.160000000002, "text": " You fuck!"}, {"start": 14671.160000000002, "end": 14672.160000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 14672.160000000002, "end": 14673.160000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14673.160000000002, "end": 14674.160000000002, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 14674.16, "end": 14678.92, "text": " Oh my god, it's alright. We can't replace this."}, {"start": 14684.28, "end": 14686.28, "text": " No, Liar."}, {"start": 14687.28, "end": 14689.88, "text": " How's the Nautica mod? Oh my..."}, {"start": 14689.880000000001, "end": 14708.28, "text": " It's it's hard ain't run it could definitely feel a bit tedious you need a lot of stuff"}, {"start": 14708.28, "end": 14727.460000000001, "text": " stuff to like make stuff. I mean, it is like, it's pretty nerve-wracking"}, {"start": 14727.460000000001, "end": 14733.300000000001, "text": " a run because it's primitive but yeah you you need a lot like pretty late game"}, {"start": 14733.300000000001, "end": 14736.900000000001, "text": " stuff just to make like the seamoth"}, {"start": 14745.220000000001, "end": 14752.94, "text": " shit oh this is bad oh this is very bad"}, {"start": 14757.460000000001, "end": 14759.460000000001, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 14759.460000000001, "end": 14761.460000000001, "text": " come again"}, {"start": 14763.060000000001, "end": 14766.1, "text": " i can't walk through the gargoyle church to perish like this"}, {"start": 14772.26, "end": 14774.26, "text": " i'm dead"}, {"start": 14775.380000000001, "end": 14777.380000000001, "text": " i've"}, {"start": 14778.42, "end": 14784.1, "text": " denial you said you'd be 100 percent better by thursday because you lied you now oh a"}, {"start": 14784.1, "end": 14786.1, "text": " I am! What?"}, {"start": 14786.1, "end": 14791.1, "text": " The only difference is, I'm a little bit stuffed and I'm coughing a little, but I don't have fever or anything. I'm good, dude!"}, {"start": 14814.1, "end": 14821.1, "text": " please"}, {"start": 14831.1, "end": 14833.1, "text": " please"}, {"start": 14833.1, "end": 14834.1, "text": " ok"}, {"start": 14834.1, "end": 14835.1, "text": " ohhhh"}, {"start": 14835.1, "end": 14837.1, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 14837.1, "end": 14839.1, "text": " can work with that"}, {"start": 14874.1, "end": 14888.26, "text": " I'm going to buy some Titanite Shards."}, {"start": 14888.26, "end": 14895.26, "text": " some gear."}, {"start": 14948.26, "end": 14955.26, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 14955.26, "end": 14960.7, "text": " Hell yeah, death."}, {"start": 14960.7, "end": 14970.26, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 14970.26, "end": 14971.64, "text": " Mike is not muted."}, {"start": 14971.64, "end": 14975.58, "text": " I'm just mega looked in."}, {"start": 14975.58, "end": 14977.58, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 14978.92, "end": 14980.92, "text": " Little bit word of, well..."}, {"start": 14982.2, "end": 14984.2, "text": " 5.5..."}, {"start": 14984.92, "end": 14986.42, "text": " 3.5..."}, {"start": 14986.42, "end": 14988.42, "text": " Let's not buy Lucerne."}, {"start": 14991.52, "end": 14993.52, "text": " A link to the rando settings?"}, {"start": 14993.52, "end": 14996.52, "text": " Uh, I could show you it right now, if you want."}, {"start": 14999.32, "end": 15001.32, "text": " Just screencap this."}, {"start": 15005.58, "end": 15027.58, "text": " All good man, Arboretics in 1-22!"}, {"start": 15027.58, "end": 15029.58, "text": " Holy unksong that song is amazing"}, {"start": 15054.46, "end": 15056.86, "text": " I think we're just gonna try to be"}, {"start": 15057.58, "end": 15059.58, "text": " The undead burg"}, {"start": 15061.94, "end": 15065.66, "text": " Seeing as we have the weapon Smith box I can plus five any weapon I pick up"}, {"start": 15069.14, "end": 15075.42, "text": " Yeah, all good cuddle well noses a bit congested for it. It's about it. It's about it"}, {"start": 15087.58, "end": 15097.7, "text": " All right, let's be patient every run today. So so damn slow dude. Oh"}, {"start": 15100.22, "end": 15102.42, "text": " But it's a marathon not a sprint"}, {"start": 15117.58, "end": 15139.98, "text": " fuck off!"}, {"start": 15139.98, "end": 15144.3, "text": " he's gonna hit me through this wall, i'm gonna fall to my right and die, just waiting"}, {"start": 15144.300000000001, "end": 15173.820000000002, "text": " for it to happen if it's a man of him and not a spent"}, {"start": 15173.82, "end": 15179.84, "text": " Why is the clock always at one hour when I look that's consistency one hour with these damn seeds"}, {"start": 15180.5, "end": 15183.0, "text": " Yeah, you know, I will take that"}, {"start": 15192.36, "end": 15194.36, "text": " Limit testing"}, {"start": 15203.82, "end": 15205.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15293.82, "end": 15300.82, "text": " Wait, where'd the ass go?"}, {"start": 15300.82, "end": 15310.539999999999, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 15310.539999999999, "end": 15319.539999999999, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15349.54, "end": 15374.54, "text": " Okay, fuck me. This is so rough today! Oh! Hey, you!"}, {"start": 15404.54, "end": 15413.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna loot this area, that's the plan."}, {"start": 15413.300000000001, "end": 15418.300000000001, "text": " Alright, my Gargle church is filled with dragon ass."}, {"start": 15418.300000000001, "end": 15431.300000000001, "text": " There's like death going in there."}, {"start": 15431.300000000001, "end": 15441.86, "text": " Yeah, I've also had dragon ass everywhere, especially this run right now."}, {"start": 15441.86, "end": 15451.060000000001, "text": " They're everywhere, I-"}, {"start": 15451.060000000001, "end": 15452.060000000001, "text": " Come forward."}, {"start": 15452.06, "end": 15474.18, "text": " I need that backstab we're always stuck in the entrance to hollow let's slap you"}, {"start": 15474.18, "end": 15479.98, "text": " through the door yeah"}, {"start": 15482.06, "end": 15489.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15489.06, "end": 15505.14, "text": " There's another Lucerne here."}, {"start": 15505.14, "end": 15510.58, "text": " Didn't Andre also have one?"}, {"start": 15510.58, "end": 15514.36, "text": " We could lower our weight here for sure."}, {"start": 15514.36, "end": 15516.72, "text": " Eastern leggings."}, {"start": 15516.72, "end": 15517.72, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 15517.72, "end": 15518.72, "text": " Mid-rolling?"}, {"start": 15518.72, "end": 15521.4, "text": " Fuck yeah, alright, so much better."}, {"start": 15521.4, "end": 15522.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15522.4, "end": 15523.4, "text": " Ba-ba."}, {"start": 15523.4, "end": 15536.4, "text": " I know, the pickaxe is pretty good, man."}, {"start": 15566.4, "end": 15595.4, "text": " I mean, you sell them, I'll buy a few."}, {"start": 15596.24, "end": 15602.02, "text": " Yeah, trips in yeah, no plans on p2 reveal I have to I have to get a run"}, {"start": 15616.88, "end": 15618.88, "text": " Yes today"}, {"start": 15618.880000000001, "end": 15625.080000000002, "text": " Two K-pop is thieving bastard!"}, {"start": 15625.080000000002, "end": 15628.080000000002, "text": " As expensive as hell!"}, {"start": 15648.880000000001, "end": 15674.28, "text": " I'm going to fall down on this pinwheel and he's going to rip my scrotum open."}, {"start": 15674.28, "end": 15681.28, "text": " in the wheel bone wheel"}, {"start": 15686.720000000001, "end": 15693.720000000001, "text": " you stop spending man stop fucking spending"}, {"start": 15704.28, "end": 15716.28, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 15716.28, "end": 15722.28, "text": " Oh good, yeah."}, {"start": 15722.28, "end": 15724.28, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 15724.28, "end": 15751.460000000001, "text": " Oh, terrified of this stone giant down here."}, {"start": 15751.460000000001, "end": 15753.460000000001, "text": " What else do we have?"}, {"start": 15754.460000000001, "end": 15755.460000000001, "text": " Pinwheel."}, {"start": 15756.460000000001, "end": 15758.460000000001, "text": " And...snip snip."}, {"start": 15766.460000000001, "end": 15768.460000000001, "text": " Fucking hell!"}, {"start": 15768.460000000001, "end": 15770.460000000001, "text": " What do I do?"}, {"start": 15771.460000000001, "end": 15773.460000000001, "text": " Continue forward I guess."}, {"start": 15773.460000000001, "end": 15783.800000000001, "text": " I could jump down and grab that item and then bone back here."}, {"start": 15783.800000000001, "end": 15784.800000000001, "text": " I can do that."}, {"start": 15784.800000000001, "end": 15787.240000000002, "text": " Actually, I can get two items."}, {"start": 15787.240000000002, "end": 15789.480000000001, "text": " I can jump over just their way."}, {"start": 15789.480000000001, "end": 15790.84, "text": " Sneeby, thank you."}, {"start": 15790.84, "end": 15791.84, "text": " And Dumbidix, 47."}, {"start": 15791.84, "end": 15792.84, "text": " Am I winning?"}, {"start": 15792.84, "end": 15795.720000000001, "text": " No, today has been super ass."}, {"start": 15795.720000000001, "end": 15798.400000000001, "text": " And this run is no difference."}, {"start": 15798.400000000001, "end": 15800.84, "text": " I do have a Titanite Charge, which is really good."}, {"start": 15800.84, "end": 15809.2, "text": " I have the very large ember but other than that dude there's dragon asses everywhere"}, {"start": 15809.2, "end": 15810.2, "text": " There."}, {"start": 15810.2, "end": 15811.2, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15811.2, "end": 15812.2, "text": " Washing."}, {"start": 15812.2, "end": 15817.2, "text": " Oh, I can't use it."}, {"start": 15817.2, "end": 15818.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 15818.2, "end": 15819.2, "text": " I need one."}, {"start": 15819.2, "end": 15820.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15820.2, "end": 15821.2, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 15821.2, "end": 15834.2, "text": " I need one more dexterity and I can use it."}, {"start": 15834.2, "end": 15836.2, "text": " Break my voice."}, {"start": 15839.78, "end": 15843.08, "text": " Okay, we have a plus five. You never find large ember?"}, {"start": 15843.08, "end": 15848.18, "text": " Yeah, large ember is like the best thing you can find if you like as long as you have Titanites."}, {"start": 15859.960000000001, "end": 15862.52, "text": " Is that like Soros? Yeah, I thought it was cool."}, {"start": 15864.2, "end": 15869.2, "text": " Yeah, right."}, {"start": 15869.2, "end": 15873.2, "text": " Oh, I'm heavy rolling with this."}, {"start": 15873.2, "end": 15876.2, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15876.2, "end": 15882.2, "text": " I think true ending."}, {"start": 15882.2, "end": 15901.320000000002, "text": " Okay, well, I really thought washing pole plus five would deal more just flat damage, but"}, {"start": 15901.32, "end": 15903.32, "text": " guess not"}, {"start": 15920.66, "end": 15924.18, "text": " Well, it'll have to do we don't have much of a choice"}, {"start": 15931.32, "end": 15943.68, "text": " Yeah, this is plus five so yeah, it's pretty me I guess"}, {"start": 15991.32, "end": 15993.32, "text": " Where are you sniping from?"}, {"start": 16021.32, "end": 16023.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16033.08, "end": 16036.16, "text": " Heard snip snip what the fuck is hitting me"}, {"start": 16047.8, "end": 16049.8, "text": " Great"}, {"start": 16051.32, "end": 16061.72, "text": " I died to invisible enemies, Silas."}, {"start": 16061.72, "end": 16074.08, "text": " Ah, well, I mean, okay, you're due."}, {"start": 16074.08, "end": 16076.36, "text": " Back to asylum is what you can do."}, {"start": 16076.36, "end": 16080.039999999999, "text": " It's a marathon, not a sprint."}, {"start": 16080.04, "end": 16082.04, "text": " I was playing that like a marathon"}, {"start": 16085.880000000001, "end": 16093.04, "text": " Something else was hitting me except Shandler. It might have been a ghost or something through the walls"}, {"start": 16099.160000000002, "end": 16101.160000000002, "text": " 75"}, {"start": 16101.16, "end": 16111.16, "text": " Yeah, it was probably a ghost. I heard a snip-snip, but it was probably the ghost noise."}, {"start": 16112.16, "end": 16115.16, "text": " Today is great."}, {"start": 16126.16, "end": 16129.16, "text": " What are these starting weapons, man?"}, {"start": 16131.16, "end": 16136.08, "text": " Hey, actually, you know what?"}, {"start": 16136.08, "end": 16137.24, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 16137.24, "end": 16144.36, "text": " We take it as a loot run."}, {"start": 16144.36, "end": 16158.039999999999, "text": " Scythe can suck or?"}, {"start": 16158.039999999999, "end": 16160.039999999999, "text": " Who had Scythe?"}, {"start": 16160.04, "end": 16172.240000000002, "text": " I'm going heavy ass warrior, fuck it."}, {"start": 16172.240000000002, "end": 16184.84, "text": " Hop, we'll go again."}, {"start": 16184.84, "end": 16186.84, "text": " Oh, I don't have any special keybinds on my controller."}, {"start": 16190.16, "end": 16191.36, "text": " Yes, I died again."}, {"start": 16191.36, "end": 16193.02, "text": " To an invisible enemy."}, {"start": 16195.78, "end": 16199.880000000001, "text": " I got comboed from a chandelier and something invisible."}, {"start": 16199.880000000001, "end": 16201.08, "text": " Probably a ghost."}, {"start": 16209.76, "end": 16213.08, "text": " But to be fair, that run was probably doomed in the Gargoyle"}, {"start": 16213.08, "end": 16236.1, "text": " church anyways. Yeah, it is Anglicander it is. I haven't seen"}, {"start": 16236.1, "end": 16240.46, "text": " sense once today salad like today has probably the worst"}, {"start": 16240.460000000001, "end": 16249.960000000001, "text": " Rendo day I've ever had I think it's been nothing but dog shit salad day"}, {"start": 16249.960000000001, "end": 16256.240000000002, "text": " salad you have the blacksmith hammer every run I see it I lurk in your"}, {"start": 16256.240000000002, "end": 16260.26, "text": " stream every run every time I tune in you have the blacksmith giant hammer"}, {"start": 16260.26, "end": 16269.480000000001, "text": " which is the best weapon you can possibly have this is insane and crazy"}, {"start": 16269.48, "end": 16271.48, "text": " Crazy insane."}, {"start": 16280.48, "end": 16283.98, "text": " I saw you into this with one."}, {"start": 16283.98, "end": 16286.48, "text": " Oh yeah, I think I had one today. I don't remember how it died though."}, {"start": 16286.48, "end": 16288.48, "text": " But it was definitely unfair how it died though."}, {"start": 16289.48, "end": 16290.48, "text": " No doubt."}, {"start": 16299.48, "end": 16328.48, "text": " Yo, what is this? Oh, in? Is that? Yeah, that's like, uh, what does it stand for? Initiate."}, {"start": 16328.48, "end": 16334.48, "text": " Oh intentional feeding. Oh it's lead terms. Well no wonder I don't know it."}, {"start": 16418.48, "end": 16420.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16436.44, "end": 16438.44, "text": " Go out"}, {"start": 16442.12, "end": 16444.12, "text": " I gotta drop from the octopus"}, {"start": 16445.48, "end": 16447.48, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16448.48, "end": 16453.96, "text": " hey at the mark next 29 with topics 140 and please I've had enough curse runs"}, {"start": 16453.96, "end": 16460.2, "text": " today I just want to get to Anilondo Predator thanks to 108"}, {"start": 16460.2, "end": 16473.32, "text": " How much is Eastern Way?"}, {"start": 16473.32, "end": 16480.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16480.72, "end": 16484.88, "text": " There is no Garf Quota."}, {"start": 16484.88, "end": 16490.86, "text": " Wow, ring of fat."}, {"start": 16490.86, "end": 16496.56, "text": " Getting that this early, I also got it along with another ring, so..."}, {"start": 16496.56, "end": 16499.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16499.56, "end": 16512.2, "text": " Yeah, two rings in one, yeah."}, {"start": 16512.2, "end": 16517.2, "text": " So it's gonna get removed like immediately, probably."}, {"start": 16517.2, "end": 16522.2, "text": " Take those."}, {"start": 16522.2, "end": 16537.2, "text": " Yeah, the Fangbore helmet is so heavy."}, {"start": 16537.2, "end": 16557.04, "text": " Yeah, the Fangbore helmet is so heavy."}, {"start": 16557.04, "end": 16559.04, "text": " I'm playing Directive 80-20 on Tuesday."}, {"start": 16574.72, "end": 16576.22, "text": " Is your current weapon a spear?"}, {"start": 16576.22, "end": 16578.22, "text": " Ooh, great hero, so nice."}, {"start": 16580.120000000003, "end": 16582.120000000003, "text": " Oh no, not snip-snip."}, {"start": 16587.04, "end": 16598.86, "text": " Yeah, maybe it's the winged spear salad that one blows it's so bad"}, {"start": 16607.32, "end": 16609.98, "text": " Yeah, that one is legit like super terrible"}, {"start": 16617.04, "end": 16646.04, "text": " Okay, pretty good, pretty good, I got one more thing to check."}, {"start": 16646.04, "end": 16653.04, "text": " and"}, {"start": 16658.56, "end": 16665.56, "text": " full"}, {"start": 16667.16, "end": 16671.36, "text": " the sequel to this rumba use what you see no I'd I don't like use what you see"}, {"start": 16671.36, "end": 16675.36, "text": " at all"}, {"start": 16676.04, "end": 16683.04, "text": " Oh, yeah, Sha, Firekeeper."}, {"start": 16683.04, "end": 16687.04, "text": " Thanks!"}, {"start": 16687.04, "end": 16705.04, "text": " How do you please, would you see?"}, {"start": 16705.04, "end": 16707.04, "text": " while you loot everything that you see."}, {"start": 16710.24, "end": 16711.04, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 16711.74, "end": 16713.24, "text": " pretty much the gist of it."}, {"start": 16735.04, "end": 16746.52, "text": " What if you close your eyes? Well I mean your character's eyes are still open."}, {"start": 16752.4, "end": 16756.56, "text": " How's that different from this? Because this is just use what you get. I could run"}, {"start": 16756.56, "end": 16759.96, "text": " past an item and not loot it."}, {"start": 16765.04, "end": 16776.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16776.04, "end": 16777.04, "text": " Winged Spare!"}, {"start": 16795.04, "end": 16801.0, "text": " I don't know if the character saw something you didn't see it."}, {"start": 16801.0, "end": 16803.2, "text": " It's not that deep, okay?"}, {"start": 16803.2, "end": 16804.96, "text": " You're not allowed to run past items."}, {"start": 16804.96, "end": 16807.96, "text": " You have to loot all of them, okay?"}, {"start": 16825.04, "end": 16853.52, "text": " Oh fuck. I'm dead. Yeah, I'm dead here. There's nothing I can do about it because I'm dead."}, {"start": 16853.52, "end": 16856.12, "text": " Unfortunately, it was a decent run, but it's over."}, {"start": 16857.920000000002, "end": 16858.72, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 16913.52, "end": 16930.16, "text": " cool 10k"}, {"start": 16930.16, "end": 16932.88, "text": " At the end of the day, the day ends."}, {"start": 16932.88, "end": 16933.72, "text": " True."}, {"start": 16990.16, "end": 16997.16, "text": " me"}, {"start": 17007.72, "end": 17012.28, "text": " be kind kitty cat please"}, {"start": 17012.28, "end": 17014.88, "text": " I'm worth it"}, {"start": 17014.88, "end": 17021.88, "text": " okay thank you"}, {"start": 17045.56, "end": 17053.440000000002, "text": " Poor Andre's shop not gonna lie. This has been every single run today and last stream solid every shop has just been a me"}, {"start": 17053.440000000002, "end": 17055.440000000002, "text": " I got ass of hell"}, {"start": 17056.04, "end": 17062.06, "text": " It's but it's okay. It's alright. Sometimes you're just gonna have these days, you know these days"}, {"start": 17074.88, "end": 17084.88, "text": " Okay, push that strength and deck so we can use most things."}, {"start": 17084.88, "end": 17088.8, "text": " She's one of those dailies."}, {"start": 17088.8, "end": 17096.600000000002, "text": " It's all about the he said she said bulge."}, {"start": 17096.600000000002, "end": 17098.600000000002, "text": " Two luck crates."}, {"start": 17098.600000000002, "end": 17103.600000000002, "text": " Wait, what's luck crate?"}, {"start": 17133.6, "end": 17142.719999999998, "text": " You mean Lucerne's Lucerne is okay, especially we can plus pennants."}, {"start": 17142.719999999998, "end": 17147.28, "text": " I could plus five it but it wouldn't have saved me or anything."}, {"start": 17147.28, "end": 17150.359999999997, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 17150.359999999997, "end": 17152.28, "text": " That's a key item."}, {"start": 17152.28, "end": 17153.28, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 17153.28, "end": 17166.059999999998, "text": " Yo, come again."}, {"start": 17166.059999999998, "end": 17167.059999999998, "text": " Go depths now."}, {"start": 17167.059999999998, "end": 17171.96, "text": " I can't unless you do the skip, which is not allowed."}, {"start": 17171.96, "end": 17178.36, "text": " No, I think this does the skip."}, {"start": 17178.36, "end": 17192.4, "text": " do you do lower underberg skip salad no you don't right"}, {"start": 17192.4, "end": 17203.0, "text": " I don't know how to do it okay yeah"}, {"start": 17203.0, "end": 17208.04, "text": " wide-skeleton PLS catacombs in the catacombs wide-skeleton PLS"}, {"start": 17208.04, "end": 17218.04, "text": " thank you partybound thank you"}, {"start": 17225.24, "end": 17232.84, "text": " what am i fighting for another bone wheel up"}, {"start": 17233.0, "end": 17252.84, "text": " No come here please please"}, {"start": 17253.56, "end": 17255.56, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 17265.56, "end": 17269.88, "text": " How is the jump not allowed we mean lower underberg skip"}, {"start": 17275.920000000002, "end": 17280.24, "text": " Regal does lower underberg skip and I do if it's not full of enemies that will kill me immediately if I miss it"}, {"start": 17280.24, "end": 17287.68, "text": " see the only reason I don't do lower-undered bird skip and it's actually"}, {"start": 17287.68, "end": 17293.08, "text": " a very logical reason it's because you skip a key item if you do it you need"}, {"start": 17293.08, "end": 17298.66, "text": " the key to lower-undered burger whatever the hell it's called and if you do the"}, {"start": 17298.66, "end": 17305.280000000002, "text": " skip you don't have to find that item anymore so ah that's why I don't do it"}, {"start": 17306.039999999997, "end": 17309.68, "text": " Yeah, you need the basement key. Yeah, otherwise you can't get there"}, {"start": 17311.8, "end": 17313.8, "text": " Unless you do the skip"}, {"start": 17317.44, "end": 17319.44, "text": " Are you also do annex skip key?"}, {"start": 17319.86, "end": 17321.86, "text": " annex skip key"}, {"start": 17323.199999999997, "end": 17328.28, "text": " That means not like there's any rules ever saying why I I'm not doing it like finding the key items"}, {"start": 17328.28, "end": 17330.98, "text": " I think is like the thing about these rendos"}, {"start": 17330.98, "end": 17337.68, "text": " That's what breaks your runs, is that you need to get to an area and you can't find the key item."}, {"start": 17337.68, "end": 17342.8, "text": " So you go to fucking upper Bly Town and you die, cuz you don't know where it is."}, {"start": 17350.3, "end": 17356.2, "text": " What the fuck? Chill. I'm going to Great Hollow. I need to see something new."}, {"start": 17360.98, "end": 17374.62, "text": " I'm pretty sure I could still do sense skip."}, {"start": 17374.62, "end": 17379.18, "text": " It's not that hard at all."}, {"start": 17379.18, "end": 17381.18, "text": " No salad, no."}, {"start": 17381.18, "end": 17385.18, "text": " No, thank you."}, {"start": 17385.18, "end": 17387.18, "text": " Zoom."}, {"start": 17387.18, "end": 17389.18, "text": " Hit on."}, {"start": 17389.18, "end": 17392.18, "text": " Nah, we're mid-rolling, bruh."}, {"start": 17395.18, "end": 17398.18, "text": " No rules, but he gassed a left-way to going again."}, {"start": 17398.18, "end": 17403.18, "text": " Left-way played with Scalingon, that's a completely different randomizer."}, {"start": 17403.18, "end": 17407.18, "text": " That's a little bit different from rules."}, {"start": 17411.18, "end": 17413.18, "text": " Aw, fuck."}, {"start": 17413.18, "end": 17416.18, "text": " Well, we don't really have much of a choice, just go."}, {"start": 17416.18, "end": 17418.18, "text": " Forward. Just go forward."}, {"start": 17418.18, "end": 17420.18, "text": " I'm dead. Yeah, it's over."}, {"start": 17420.38, "end": 17422.38, "text": " I'm dead. I'm alive."}, {"start": 17422.62, "end": 17428.04, "text": " Hey, Apple Tox, thanks for the two-year anniversary. Thank you. Thank you, dude."}, {"start": 17432.08, "end": 17440.66, "text": " Yeah, but he's lucky as fuck, Salad. Don't worry. Like, uh-oh, no, no, no. Another mask of the child! I already have one!"}, {"start": 17444.04, "end": 17446.04, "text": " Or he's a god gamer."}, {"start": 17446.04, "end": 17451.04, "text": " Sometimes you have those days where it's very easy to get to like 10 plus bosses"}, {"start": 17451.04, "end": 17455.04, "text": " or like 8 plus"}, {"start": 17455.04, "end": 17460.04, "text": " and then all of a sudden you just won't get to fucking Anor Londo for an entire day"}, {"start": 17476.04, "end": 17478.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17478.04, "end": 17480.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17503.620000000003, "end": 17505.620000000003, "text": " Another skeleton dog"}, {"start": 17508.04, "end": 17515.04, "text": " I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 17515.04, "end": 17520.04, "text": " Nooo!"}, {"start": 17520.04, "end": 17524.72, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 17524.72, "end": 17527.48, "text": " Just rush to great hollow."}, {"start": 17527.48, "end": 17531.16, "text": " Let nothing stop your dreams."}, {"start": 17531.16, "end": 17536.16, "text": " I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 17536.16, "end": 17542.76, "text": " Let nothing stop your dreams."}, {"start": 17542.76, "end": 17546.16, "text": " Get to the great hollow."}, {"start": 17546.16, "end": 17550.16, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 17550.16, "end": 17552.16, "text": " Clem."}, {"start": 17552.16, "end": 17555.16, "text": " Clem."}, {"start": 17555.16, "end": 17557.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17557.16, "end": 17577.68, "text": " I am not rolling for no reason. All my rolls are calculated. Oh, hey, Dragon Ass. Okay,"}, {"start": 17577.68, "end": 17584.68, "text": " This is fine."}, {"start": 17584.68, "end": 17612.8, "text": " pretty shitty rando day today I'm not ready to run"}, {"start": 17612.8, "end": 17615.399999999998, "text": " Am I ready to run on Sunday?"}, {"start": 17615.399999999998, "end": 17616.48, "text": " I have no choice."}, {"start": 17616.48, "end": 17618.239999999998, "text": " I'm still not 100% though."}, {"start": 17642.8, "end": 17646.399999999998, "text": " I can't rest on this. I don't know why."}, {"start": 17647.12, "end": 17649.44, "text": " Some enemy is around lurking."}, {"start": 17663.12, "end": 17664.12, "text": " Egg?"}, {"start": 17702.8, "end": 17714.8, "text": " Oh, gosh."}, {"start": 17714.8, "end": 17731.8, "text": " Yeah, it can use magic in pyros."}, {"start": 17731.8, "end": 17738.8, "text": " There's no item behind here, right? I don't believe so."}, {"start": 17791.8, "end": 17814.12, "text": " I don't trust this with it because I'm heavy rolling right I don't trust going"}, {"start": 17814.12, "end": 17824.2, "text": " over here to the left. Mid-rolling works, I know that, but a heavy roll? I'm not so"}, {"start": 17824.2, "end": 17826.2, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 17830.12, "end": 17832.12, "text": " Fuck it"}, {"start": 17850.72, "end": 17853.440000000002, "text": " There's all the fucking gear Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 17854.2, "end": 17859.2, "text": " Oh, I see dragon ass down there."}, {"start": 17859.2, "end": 17877.12, "text": " Yeah, this run is looking pretty doomed."}, {"start": 17877.12, "end": 17884.12, "text": " It's not looking good."}, {"start": 17907.12, "end": 17920.6, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17950.600000000002, "end": 17957.600000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17957.600000000002, "end": 17962.600000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17962.600000000002, "end": 17966.600000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17966.600000000002, "end": 17968.600000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17968.600000000002, "end": 17970.600000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17970.600000000002, "end": 17975.600000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17975.600000000002, "end": 17977.600000000002, "text": " Fucking do anything"}, {"start": 18005.600000000002, "end": 18023.52, "text": " Did I play Ascended mod?"}, {"start": 18023.52, "end": 18024.52, "text": " Like Dark Souls Ascended?"}, {"start": 18024.52, "end": 18027.52, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 18027.52, "end": 18032.52, "text": " Time it."}, {"start": 18032.52, "end": 18038.52, "text": " Ahhhh fuck I was late."}, {"start": 18038.52, "end": 18043.52, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 18043.52, "end": 18048.52, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 18048.52, "end": 18071.52, "text": " I can't lie, like, today has been real. It's actually been really bad today. But you know"}, {"start": 18071.52, "end": 18073.52, "text": " What is going to happen sometimes?"}, {"start": 18073.52, "end": 18075.52, "text": " It's alright, at least I'm..."}, {"start": 18076.52, "end": 18078.52, "text": " I'm in Ashley."}, {"start": 18078.52, "end": 18080.52, "text": " Slash kick me."}, {"start": 18081.52, "end": 18083.52, "text": " And I have a weapon I can use."}, {"start": 18085.52, "end": 18087.52, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 18131.52, "end": 18140.28, "text": " Yeah, I mean this seals it. This is the worst rando day I've ever had in terms of runs"}, {"start": 18151.52, "end": 18155.7, "text": " Yes, dude you you can it's hard to have it worse than this"}, {"start": 18155.7, "end": 18173.9, "text": " I'm stuck in Ash Lake, no Lord Vessel, and I can't even run."}, {"start": 18173.9, "end": 18179.54, "text": " And now Chained Prisoner is gonna kill me here because he's actually gonna aggro."}, {"start": 18179.54, "end": 18180.54, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 18180.54, "end": 18188.620000000003, "text": " No, there is one enemy that will aggro here."}, {"start": 18188.620000000003, "end": 18194.780000000002, "text": " It's a chain prisoner."}, {"start": 18194.780000000002, "end": 18198.38, "text": " I don't know if he will aggro if I hug the beach though."}, {"start": 18198.38, "end": 18199.38, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 18199.38, "end": 18214.34, "text": " I think we're fine pretty sure we're fine"}, {"start": 18229.38, "end": 18232.38, "text": " No, I can bone back to the top of the great hollow."}, {"start": 18239.38, "end": 18242.38, "text": " It's just been a painful day."}, {"start": 18243.38, "end": 18245.38, "text": " It's been a painful day."}, {"start": 18251.38, "end": 18257.38, "text": " Yeah, I don't think I'm grabbing that salad, cause I think if I do, you have to walk backwards."}, {"start": 18259.38, "end": 18266.780000000002, "text": " And they might aggro, maybe not."}, {"start": 18266.780000000002, "end": 18276.86, "text": " Fuck it, I'm doing it."}, {"start": 18276.86, "end": 18278.86, "text": " head the earth!"}, {"start": 18336.86, "end": 18345.86, "text": " Time it! Time a chat!"}, {"start": 18345.86, "end": 18349.46, "text": " Oh, I was a bit early a bit early"}, {"start": 18375.86, "end": 18377.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18405.86, "end": 18412.62, "text": " Get a mod which replaces the chained prisoner with the castle you can have WF a practice and our walk off"}, {"start": 18413.940000000002, "end": 18415.940000000002, "text": " Not a bad idea"}, {"start": 18415.94, "end": 18416.94, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 18432.379999999997, "end": 18434.26, "text": " How does it feel to have a run slower than all?"}, {"start": 18434.26, "end": 18436.66, "text": " It's just the intro, don't worry, I'll get out of here."}, {"start": 18437.78, "end": 18442.62, "text": " The moment I get something, I'm just gonna run from boss to boss fucking sa-sa-sa-sa-sa!"}, {"start": 18442.82, "end": 18444.94, "text": " Oose! Oose! Oose!"}, {"start": 18445.94, "end": 18447.94, "text": " Ten bosses dead."}, {"start": 18457.14, "end": 18459.14, "text": " Hey, Candela, that's all good, up here, well."}, {"start": 18475.94, "end": 18477.94, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 18535.94, "end": 18539.66, "text": " remember something for the first time when I was 14 and DS2 released and I"}, {"start": 18539.66, "end": 18545.3, "text": " thought you were fast. Like where we at now. You sub when you're 14 you're not"}, {"start": 18545.3, "end": 18548.899999999998, "text": " allowed to do that. Yeah put the things the 106. Thank you. Bag of O's,"}, {"start": 18578.9, "end": 18588.9, "text": " Oh, with pleasure dressy. Hold on, I just arrived at the dragon. Let's see."}, {"start": 18608.9, "end": 18638.460000000003, "text": " here it comes the demon great hammer okay"}, {"start": 18638.46, "end": 18644.82, "text": " fuck yeah all right oh I killed my ring of fat though"}, {"start": 18644.82, "end": 18673.82, "text": " I mean, I saw him in the announce it or whatever, I'm gonna watch it."}, {"start": 18673.82, "end": 18676.38, "text": " I can love some Slocke Horror movies."}, {"start": 18697.88, "end": 18699.18, "text": " Want to see a new Mortal Kombat movie?"}, {"start": 18699.18, "end": 18700.26, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18703.82, "end": 18715.82, "text": " The stick hanging on my back? This one? Demon Catalyst?"}, {"start": 18715.82, "end": 18726.34, "text": " Yeah, I've seen the smile movies, they're fun. I love movies like that. Smile... what"}, {"start": 18726.34, "end": 18739.38, "text": " the fuck smile truth or dare you know movies like that they're really fun like"}, {"start": 18739.38, "end": 18741.940000000002, "text": " Oh, gotta watch, uh, Ready or Not 2."}, {"start": 18743.64, "end": 18744.64, "text": " It's available..."}, {"start": 18746.04, "end": 18747.64, "text": " this May here."}, {"start": 18769.38, "end": 18782.58, "text": " No, no, no, okay."}, {"start": 18782.58, "end": 18783.58, "text": " Yeah Kratos."}, {"start": 18783.58, "end": 18787.780000000002, "text": " That's pretty much what it is, yeah."}, {"start": 18787.780000000002, "end": 18797.620000000003, "text": " There is a chained prisoner down here, but let's not, let's get the fuck out."}, {"start": 18797.62, "end": 18799.62, "text": " Back to the swamp."}, {"start": 18827.62, "end": 18853.68, "text": " have you played dark pals no I don't think we played is that a is that a"}, {"start": 18853.68, "end": 18855.68, "text": " Yeah, lad like."}, {"start": 18866.68, "end": 18869.68, "text": " Oh, that was Omelette Man. Oh yeah, that was called Dark Pals."}, {"start": 18869.68, "end": 18870.68, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 18870.68, "end": 18873.68, "text": " Hey, it's me, it's Omelette Man."}, {"start": 18876.68, "end": 18877.68, "text": " What a banger."}, {"start": 18878.68, "end": 18880.68, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 18883.68, "end": 18886.68, "text": " No, I haven't watched yet, now she's..."}, {"start": 18889.68, "end": 18893.68, "text": " He makes cookies like nobody can die!"}, {"start": 18910.68, "end": 18911.68, "text": " Hey Orpheer!"}, {"start": 18913.68, "end": 18920.68, "text": " Fucking shit."}, {"start": 18920.68, "end": 18930.4, "text": " Oh, demon spear, okay."}, {"start": 18930.4, "end": 18936.72, "text": " Now you see, that's a decent ass weapon, because it deals lightning damage."}, {"start": 18936.72, "end": 18939.72, "text": " Now if we could get rid of the heavy roll, I'd be sick."}, {"start": 18945.420000000002, "end": 18948.420000000002, "text": " But am I able to do the boss fight here anyways?"}, {"start": 18948.420000000002, "end": 18950.920000000002, "text": " Now what we're going to do is we're going to Humanity."}, {"start": 18953.22, "end": 18955.420000000002, "text": " Have I ever tried Pineapple Pizza and Nutella Pizza?"}, {"start": 18956.620000000003, "end": 18958.120000000003, "text": " You mean like Pineapple and Nutella?"}, {"start": 18959.32, "end": 18962.72, "text": " I mean that's one of them dessert pizzas, yeah."}, {"start": 18963.82, "end": 18964.32, "text": " Banks."}, {"start": 18966.72, "end": 18970.08, "text": " See, soldier, did you see the bit of some guy beating these ones using only"}, {"start": 18970.08, "end": 18972.64, "text": " Karmic Justice for damage? No."}, {"start": 18975.280000000002, "end": 18981.280000000002, "text": " Chat, it's literally dough with Nutella and like fruits. It's just a dessert."}, {"start": 18981.280000000002, "end": 18987.84, "text": " It's not like you're having fucking tomato sauce and cheese and then Nutella and fruit."}, {"start": 18996.72, "end": 19007.940000000002, "text": " here in brazil we have pizza with everything well yeah you guys have"}, {"start": 19007.940000000002, "end": 19013.5, "text": " masted the pizza that does not surprise me"}, {"start": 19013.5, "end": 19033.06, "text": " down this weapons tight but I need to get rid of this"}, {"start": 19033.06, "end": 19035.06, "text": " Nildred."}, {"start": 19035.06, "end": 19037.06, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 19063.06, "end": 19080.86, "text": " on them."}, {"start": 19080.86, "end": 19086.56, "text": " This is not a game. I don't think I've ever heard of that. We're just finding heavier"}, {"start": 19086.56, "end": 19090.04, "text": " I have my mid-roll. Why did I think I was mid-rolling?"}, {"start": 19093.760000000002, "end": 19096.600000000002, "text": " Hey there, y'all. They are omelette, maman."}, {"start": 19098.36, "end": 19098.86, "text": " MAM-"}, {"start": 19108.08, "end": 19109.36, "text": " Maybe level up some end."}, {"start": 19111.04, "end": 19113.52, "text": " This guy's a mosquito. He keeps respawning."}, {"start": 19117.36, "end": 19123.4, "text": " Still gonna be heavy rolling with this. I mean, I think we have two blossoms. Yeah, we do"}, {"start": 19124.800000000003, "end": 19132.06, "text": " We also do have luta here the problem is I risk losing this weapon if I go for this, but I'm doing it"}, {"start": 19146.56, "end": 19147.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19147.56, "end": 19148.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19148.56, "end": 19149.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19149.56, "end": 19159.280000000002, "text": " Not the kitty cat!"}, {"start": 19159.280000000002, "end": 19161.32, "text": " Anything but the kitty cat here."}, {"start": 19161.32, "end": 19162.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19162.32, "end": 19163.32, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 19163.32, "end": 19164.5, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 19164.5, "end": 19165.88, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 19165.88, "end": 19167.38, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 19167.38, "end": 19176.08, "text": " I've gone through too much just to get a fucking cat before a Kweleg."}, {"start": 19176.08, "end": 19193.08, "text": " Yeah, my stamina region is really bad."}, {"start": 19193.08, "end": 19195.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19195.08, "end": 19198.08, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 19198.08, "end": 19202.08, "text": " Yeah, if this is madness or calamity or notorious."}, {"start": 19202.08, "end": 19205.08, "text": " Yeah, it's over."}, {"start": 19205.08, "end": 19216.52, "text": " Oh, I think it's Gaping Dragon."}, {"start": 19216.52, "end": 19221.36, "text": " No, it's Chaos Dragon."}, {"start": 19221.36, "end": 19223.36, "text": " This is very doable."}, {"start": 19223.36, "end": 19224.36, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 19224.36, "end": 19225.36, "text": " Fuck yeah!"}, {"start": 19225.36, "end": 19226.36, "text": " Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 19226.36, "end": 19228.36, "text": " Boom! Boom! Boom!"}, {"start": 19286.36, "end": 19307.2, "text": " two so much heavy stuff but well actually this way the exact same as as"}, {"start": 19307.2, "end": 19318.2, "text": " Arturia's helmet. Oh! I was gonna rate your, uh, your, uh, Dark Souls Tattoo."}, {"start": 19318.2, "end": 19325.64, "text": " Dreshy. I will do it. Let me just get to the bottom fire. If I was a dragon, what"}, {"start": 19325.64, "end": 19350.92, "text": " element would I be? Plasma, dude. Plasma dragon of darkness. But you have no eggs, he says."}, {"start": 19350.920000000002, "end": 19363.08, "text": " pretty sure I have three on me. Two. But you have no eggs!"}, {"start": 19368.52, "end": 19374.640000000003, "text": " I remember what plasma is. Well yeah, I've played a Deep Rock Galactic"}, {"start": 19374.640000000003, "end": 19379.160000000003, "text": " survivor where you can have plasma weapons actually."}, {"start": 19380.920000000002, "end": 19382.920000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19389.920000000002, "end": 19396.4, "text": " Right let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me uh, let me see"}, {"start": 19397.960000000003, "end": 19403.68, "text": " Your Dark Souls tattoo you got had made like a bit over a month ago"}, {"start": 19406.56, "end": 19408.56, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 19408.640000000003, "end": 19410.640000000003, "text": " It's Oscar do"}, {"start": 19410.920000000002, "end": 19417.24, "text": " that's very detailed yeah damn yeah that's that's sick that's sick it's very"}, {"start": 19417.24, "end": 19428.52, "text": " good that's on the arm right well yeah is it on the forearm forearm the upper"}, {"start": 19428.52, "end": 19435.4, "text": " arm upper like top of arm yeah that's very good"}, {"start": 19435.4, "end": 19439.56, "text": " tattoo artist is so crazy dude"}, {"start": 19439.56, "end": 19444.88, "text": " like sitting there and doing all those details on someone you have to get it"}, {"start": 19444.88, "end": 19451.88, "text": " right"}, {"start": 19451.88, "end": 19480.88, "text": " Imagine you're having a cheeky wank, and Oscar is looking down at your junk..."}, {"start": 19480.88, "end": 19488.56, "text": " down at your junk disapprovingly that's the fact that that's the first thing that you"}, {"start": 19488.56, "end": 19497.2, "text": " thought of riot just uh it says a lot regrettably"}, {"start": 19497.2, "end": 19521.48, "text": " Oh, man. That is hilarious. Sick tattoo though, Greshine. Sick tattoo."}, {"start": 19521.48, "end": 19531.88, "text": " T-shirt yeah thank you guys a pull of smell all the time I saw them in was a"}, {"start": 19531.88, "end": 19539.12, "text": " new castle chin wheel okay I know what that's gonna say here oh it's pinwheel"}, {"start": 19539.12, "end": 19545.76, "text": " just kill him is the easiest boss ever pinwheel fucks you up in randomizer he"}, {"start": 19545.760000000002, "end": 19548.480000000003, "text": " He is super scary."}, {"start": 19548.480000000003, "end": 19561.2, "text": " So, eh, not sure I want to fight him."}, {"start": 19561.2, "end": 19564.2, "text": " But I'm willing to try."}, {"start": 19564.2, "end": 19566.760000000002, "text": " I'm ready with my dark slime."}, {"start": 19566.760000000002, "end": 19575.640000000003, "text": " Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it!"}, {"start": 19575.640000000003, "end": 19576.640000000003, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 19576.640000000003, "end": 19577.640000000003, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 19577.640000000003, "end": 19580.640000000003, "text": " My stamina regen is so bad!"}, {"start": 19580.640000000003, "end": 19584.640000000003, "text": " Alright, where is he?"}, {"start": 19584.640000000003, "end": 19585.640000000003, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 19585.640000000003, "end": 19586.640000000003, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 19586.640000000003, "end": 19589.640000000003, "text": " No, don't do it!"}, {"start": 19589.640000000003, "end": 19590.640000000003, "text": " Die!"}, {"start": 19590.640000000003, "end": 19591.640000000003, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 19591.640000000003, "end": 19592.800000000003, "text": " Okay, it's not over!"}, {"start": 19592.8, "end": 19597.8, "text": " So easy game, right?"}, {"start": 19597.8, "end": 19600.719999999998, "text": " Holy, that was difficult."}, {"start": 19600.719999999998, "end": 19602.64, "text": " Did you see all those projectiles in the end?"}, {"start": 19602.64, "end": 19605.76, "text": " If I had been hit by that, I would have been still locked to death."}, {"start": 19605.76, "end": 19608.16, "text": " He fucks you up in a randomizer for some reason."}, {"start": 19608.16, "end": 19609.16, "text": " He's super scary."}, {"start": 19609.16, "end": 19632.88, "text": " Oh, he dropped some."}, {"start": 19632.88, "end": 19637.76, "text": " Different about him in the rounder makes him less of a pushover in a regular game."}, {"start": 19637.760000000002, "end": 19641.2, "text": " He spawns like a million fucking copies of himself."}, {"start": 19641.2, "end": 19645.56, "text": " And if he does it in a big arena, you're just, like, never gonna find him."}, {"start": 19645.56, "end": 19648.600000000002, "text": " And they start bombarding you like a fucking bullet hell game."}, {"start": 19648.600000000002, "end": 19653.100000000002, "text": " And if you get hit by one, you'll probably be staggered and then you get stuck to death."}, {"start": 19653.100000000002, "end": 19654.52, "text": " So you basically get one shot."}, {"start": 19654.52, "end": 19655.52, "text": " It's awful."}, {"start": 19655.52, "end": 19667.72, "text": " Yeah, pretty much master, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 19667.72, "end": 19673.72, "text": " If you don't have the damage to nuke him quickly, it's scary."}, {"start": 19673.72, "end": 19677.72, "text": " Ah, fuck it, I'm outta here."}, {"start": 19677.72, "end": 19680.72, "text": " Uh, well, I might as well run back now."}, {"start": 19680.72, "end": 19683.72, "text": " I think I want to run to Sif."}, {"start": 19689.72, "end": 19691.72, "text": " Regrettably."}, {"start": 19727.72, "end": 19732.56, "text": " oh my god do not reach chat just go"}, {"start": 19757.72, "end": 19768.52, "text": " I heard later is a bit outdated but it's also true."}, {"start": 19768.52, "end": 19771.800000000003, "text": " I heard some rumors about DS1 remake."}, {"start": 19771.800000000003, "end": 19776.88, "text": " Are those rumors Shirako tweeting it, nasty raven?"}, {"start": 19776.88, "end": 19785.800000000003, "text": " Or is there like actual rumors?"}, {"start": 19785.800000000003, "end": 19787.52, "text": " Would you be hired for a remake or not really?"}, {"start": 19787.52, "end": 19791.68, "text": " I mean, I would play it, don't get me wrong, but it really doesn't need one though."}, {"start": 19795.44, "end": 19798.24, "text": " There were rumors of the entire Trilogy remake?"}, {"start": 19798.24, "end": 19801.760000000002, "text": " The only rumors I saw was from Shirako."}, {"start": 19803.2, "end": 19805.2, "text": " Because Shirako tweeted it."}, {"start": 19817.52, "end": 19830.0, "text": " The YouTube thumbnail spoiler guy apparently, yeah."}, {"start": 19830.0, "end": 19832.0, "text": " All of this just works."}, {"start": 19832.0, "end": 19839.760000000002, "text": " I'm Nick Zag, thanks for the 20s, thank you."}, {"start": 19839.760000000002, "end": 19840.760000000002, "text": " My broski."}, {"start": 19840.760000000002, "end": 19844.32, "text": " Ah fuck, Capra Demon."}, {"start": 19844.32, "end": 19845.32, "text": " And a red..."}, {"start": 19845.32, "end": 19847.32, "text": " And a cat, but it's not aggro'ed I think."}, {"start": 19857.32, "end": 19861.32, "text": " If they just remade DS2 instead of releasing Elden Ring, we would have world peace by now."}, {"start": 19862.32, "end": 19864.32, "text": " Why would they remake Peach?"}, {"start": 19867.32, "end": 19872.32, "text": " I'm dead here by the way. Like it's actually over because this guy is gonna snipe the shit out of me."}, {"start": 19872.32, "end": 19876.96, "text": " me and that will insta kill me"}, {"start": 19883.32, "end": 19887.84, "text": " well that was a good run chat because if I survived this this skeleton dog is"}, {"start": 19887.84, "end": 19893.32, "text": " gonna kill me so at least we had a journey we had a journey this run no"}, {"start": 19893.32, "end": 19899.88, "text": " doubt but it's probably over oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 19902.32, "end": 19912.32, "text": " Okay, we're good. I used the preempt... I used the preempty... preempty... do you say preempty?"}, {"start": 19912.32, "end": 19915.32, "text": " Preemptive. I'm dead shield, yeah."}, {"start": 19919.32, "end": 19923.32, "text": " Oh, nice, lotion. Hopefully he liked it."}, {"start": 19923.32, "end": 19929.32, "text": " Preempty. Preempty. Preempty? Preempty?"}, {"start": 19932.32, "end": 19943.6, "text": " I'm using a battery for mine tomorrow."}, {"start": 19943.6, "end": 19946.44, "text": " I deserve to use the undead shield today."}, {"start": 19946.44, "end": 19949.44, "text": " I've had a rough, random day today, alright?"}, {"start": 19976.44, "end": 19978.44, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20006.44, "end": 20028.42, "text": " Nope, not going there."}, {"start": 20028.42, "end": 20031.32, "text": " I don't think they're working on a trilogy remake though."}, {"start": 20031.32, "end": 20033.399999999998, "text": " I don't think they are."}, {"start": 20033.4, "end": 20039.120000000003, "text": " I think it's just a rumor that Chirac has started, but who knows?"}, {"start": 20039.120000000003, "end": 20048.72, "text": " The German guy is at 271 kilometers done after 49 hours right now, running at 30 degrees."}, {"start": 20048.72, "end": 20057.32, "text": " Oh yeah, he has to get 600 kilometers in 90 hours."}, {"start": 20057.32, "end": 20063.96, "text": " Fuck, it's gonna be rough."}, {"start": 20063.96, "end": 20067.32, "text": " It's gonna be really rough."}, {"start": 20067.32, "end": 20073.12, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 20073.12, "end": 20077.239999999998, "text": " Yeah, I think I'm dead here."}, {"start": 20077.239999999998, "end": 20081.4, "text": " Like actually dead, because these enemies, they fucked you up."}, {"start": 20081.4, "end": 20087.28, "text": " I- that was- they do- do- it- that was a terrible role that it's not worth."}, {"start": 20087.28, "end": 20116.28, "text": " Ow. Yeah, that's a pain in the world hollow."}, {"start": 20116.28, "end": 20117.879999999997, "text": " Oh, I see my back's okay."}, {"start": 20124.92, "end": 20129.48, "text": " No, I'm not sick sick. That's like the last coffee I had before you were 100% again."}, {"start": 20130.079999999998, "end": 20131.96, "text": " I'm good, dude. I'm Gucci."}, {"start": 20133.92, "end": 20135.36, "text": " Damn, it's so over salad."}, {"start": 20144.559999999998, "end": 20145.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20146.28, "end": 20153.28, "text": " They just refuse it solid?"}, {"start": 20176.28, "end": 20182.539999999997, "text": " Can't believe we're back up into Firelink got it some progress. Maybe we can get rid of heavy roll"}, {"start": 20200.44, "end": 20202.44, "text": " Damn salad oh"}, {"start": 20203.6, "end": 20205.6, "text": " Yeah, hell yeah nerves let's go"}, {"start": 20206.28, "end": 20213.48, "text": " No plans of watching P.H. Reveal if there's something cool Jack can tell me"}, {"start": 20220.32, "end": 20228.92, "text": " Yikes come again yikers astroosalis true"}, {"start": 20236.28, "end": 20265.379999999997, "text": " Yeah, I did not have Corp before."}, {"start": 20265.38, "end": 20267.38, "text": " Peewee too"}, {"start": 20268.100000000002, "end": 20272.74, "text": " Can you beat original DSR only with bow? Yeah easily"}, {"start": 20274.02, "end": 20276.38, "text": " Right if you know like the upgrade paths and shit"}, {"start": 20283.82, "end": 20287.58, "text": " Well, yeah, we watch stranger than heaven trailer beginning of the stream it's so good"}, {"start": 20295.38, "end": 20320.38, "text": " I can't get rid of this damn armor, dude."}, {"start": 20320.38, "end": 20325.38, "text": " I'm in the gloves, sure."}, {"start": 20325.38, "end": 20330.38, "text": " I don't believe in you."}, {"start": 20330.38, "end": 20335.38, "text": " I don't believe in you."}, {"start": 20335.38, "end": 20340.38, "text": " I don't believe in you."}, {"start": 20340.38, "end": 20345.38, "text": " I don't believe in you."}, {"start": 20345.38, "end": 20358.780000000002, "text": " Wait, there's costs of one?"}, {"start": 20358.780000000002, "end": 20362.82, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 20362.82, "end": 20369.82, "text": " I'm just gonna YOLO RUN."}, {"start": 20392.82, "end": 20394.82, "text": " Wait, is he after me? No."}, {"start": 20402.22, "end": 20405.22, "text": " I- I always forget the fucking follow-up."}, {"start": 20406.62, "end": 20409.62, "text": " Dark Souls 2 Remake Intentionate Check, Eldering Remake..."}, {"start": 20412.72, "end": 20416.42, "text": " In 2030, check. No, Bloodborne P3 Mass 4 through, no."}, {"start": 20417.62, "end": 20421.02, "text": " Sekiro Dating Sim in 2035?"}, {"start": 20421.42, "end": 20422.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20422.82, "end": 20429.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20429.82, "end": 20435.82, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20435.82, "end": 20447.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20447.82, "end": 20454.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20507.82, "end": 20514.3, "text": " Can't you just keep backing up?"}, {"start": 20514.3, "end": 20516.14, "text": " BOTS!"}, {"start": 20516.14, "end": 20525.579999999998, "text": " And you will say, if second of dating sim wins good tea, I will play 24 Hours Cup Kiki."}, {"start": 20525.579999999998, "end": 20527.579999999998, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 20527.58, "end": 20550.18, "text": " What is all this heavy gear?"}, {"start": 20550.18, "end": 20553.620000000003, "text": " Double my age and add one, how old are you then?"}, {"start": 20553.62, "end": 20555.94, "text": " Shut up, be near her."}, {"start": 20555.94, "end": 20560.34, "text": " Hey Alar, keep hold of my cat's operation for Brooke and find Bone Ended successfully"}, {"start": 20560.34, "end": 20561.34, "text": " and remove a joint."}, {"start": 20561.34, "end": 20563.82, "text": " She might be hopping and running around in a few weeks."}, {"start": 20563.82, "end": 20567.14, "text": " Can't like sharing a bit of joy here feels okay, man."}, {"start": 20567.14, "end": 20570.14, "text": " Okay Apple Power, yeah I'll check it, hold up."}, {"start": 20570.14, "end": 20571.14, "text": " Cat?"}, {"start": 20571.14, "end": 20576.98, "text": " I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance."}, {"start": 20576.98, "end": 20581.3, "text": " Hold up, I don't want to tab out here because I'm going to die."}, {"start": 20581.3, "end": 20598.739999999998, "text": " Nice way went well."}, {"start": 20598.739999999998, "end": 20603.78, "text": " What the fu- wait can they fart?"}, {"start": 20603.78, "end": 20610.78, "text": " don't remember they can do that"}, {"start": 20627.059999999998, "end": 20630.059999999998, "text": " all they drop twinkling nice"}, {"start": 20633.78, "end": 20650.02, "text": " I feel like your gear today, on average, was almost as heavy as the helmet Vigo Mortensen"}, {"start": 20650.02, "end": 20668.12, "text": " kicked and broke his toe in. That's how it feels, yeah. That is essentially how it feels."}, {"start": 20668.12, "end": 20674.1, "text": " Do not toxic me, I will spit toxic right back."}, {"start": 20674.1, "end": 20675.1, "text": " Are you fucking-"}, {"start": 20675.1, "end": 20684.34, "text": " Oh, that's alright, we have time to loot this before we die."}, {"start": 20684.34, "end": 20698.059999999998, "text": " Yeah, I'm already toxic dude, you can stop."}, {"start": 20698.06, "end": 20706.54, "text": " Jesus. Oh no. Oh no, you fucking don't."}, {"start": 20713.22, "end": 20724.620000000003, "text": " Oh my god, you're stalling! I won't be able to loot the item! Okay, good."}, {"start": 20724.62, "end": 20728.62, "text": " Oh, orange charred ring."}, {"start": 20728.62, "end": 20730.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20730.62, "end": 20732.62, "text": " Yeah, we take that."}, {"start": 20732.62, "end": 20736.62, "text": " Yeah, I bind in."}, {"start": 20754.62, "end": 20783.1, "text": " It's a good shield, but heavy."}, {"start": 20783.100000000002, "end": 20788.100000000002, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 20788.100000000002, "end": 20793.100000000002, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 20793.100000000002, "end": 20798.100000000002, "text": " Ahh."}, {"start": 20798.100000000002, "end": 20800.100000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20815.7, "end": 20817.7, "text": " Was I even that heavy"}, {"start": 20817.7, "end": 20829.7, "text": " Let's see the Katze."}, {"start": 20829.7, "end": 20840.7, "text": " Feels okay, man, feels okay."}, {"start": 20840.7, "end": 20842.7, "text": " Oh, he he he he he he."}, {"start": 20844.54, "end": 20846.22, "text": " He he he."}, {"start": 20846.22, "end": 20847.46, "text": " Look at that little recovery."}, {"start": 20847.46, "end": 20848.3, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 20848.3, "end": 20853.3, "text": " From a broken thigh bone."}, {"start": 20855.3, "end": 20857.66, "text": " Operation ended successfully."}, {"start": 20857.66, "end": 20860.38, "text": " She might be hopping and running around in a few weeks."}, {"start": 20860.38, "end": 20862.34, "text": " Yeah, look at that."}, {"start": 20862.34, "end": 20863.260000000002, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 20863.260000000002, "end": 20864.34, "text": " He he he he."}, {"start": 20866.06, "end": 20867.260000000002, "text": " You're showing your toes."}, {"start": 20869.420000000002, "end": 20870.62, "text": " You know what you did."}, {"start": 20870.7, "end": 20872.7, "text": " aww"}, {"start": 20872.7, "end": 20874.7, "text": " hehehehehe"}, {"start": 20874.7, "end": 20876.7, "text": " that little like"}, {"start": 20876.7, "end": 20878.7, "text": " what is it like a compression suit"}, {"start": 20878.7, "end": 20880.7, "text": " like a"}, {"start": 20880.7, "end": 20882.7, "text": " like a"}, {"start": 20882.7, "end": 20884.7, "text": " bandage"}, {"start": 20884.7, "end": 20886.7, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 20886.7, "end": 20888.7, "text": " hehehe"}, {"start": 20888.7, "end": 20890.7, "text": " yay"}, {"start": 20890.7, "end": 20892.7, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 20892.7, "end": 20894.7, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 20894.7, "end": 20896.7, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 20896.7, "end": 20898.7, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 20898.7, "end": 20900.06, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 20900.58, "end": 20901.82, "text": " That makes me happy."}, {"start": 20903.260000000002, "end": 20904.3, "text": " That makes me happy."}, {"start": 20907.02, "end": 20908.46, "text": " Don't be saving me, man."}, {"start": 20910.3, "end": 20911.420000000002, "text": " Seem very happy, yeah."}, {"start": 20917.38, "end": 20920.260000000002, "text": " Oh, chat! This run is fucking..."}, {"start": 20928.7, "end": 20955.06, "text": " Oh, damn Frisbee Koala, yeah, it's a lot."}, {"start": 20955.06, "end": 20956.780000000002, "text": " What's with this swim emoji, Master?"}, {"start": 20956.78, "end": 20967.579999999998, "text": " trying to ocean man next game I'm waiting for directive 8 oh you mean"}, {"start": 20967.579999999998, "end": 20973.5, "text": " subnautica yeah"}, {"start": 20973.5, "end": 20986.42, "text": " I'm going to the graveyard wash in my own take me by the hand"}, {"start": 20994.26, "end": 21001.42, "text": " Well, we're gonna I don't know I don't know what to do with this run. I I don't know what to do"}, {"start": 21003.5, "end": 21032.5, "text": " I don't have a weapon, I guess..."}, {"start": 21032.5, "end": 21035.98, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 21035.98, "end": 21036.98, "text": " Did I ever?"}, {"start": 21036.98, "end": 21038.92, "text": " The run study are just blending together."}, {"start": 21038.92, "end": 21042.38, "text": " Is a charity running event happening soon on Sunday?"}, {"start": 21042.38, "end": 21043.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21043.38, "end": 21044.72, "text": " Final day of sign up is today."}, {"start": 21044.72, "end": 21046.72, "text": " By midnight they close it."}, {"start": 21046.72, "end": 21049.7, "text": " Exclamation mark, WFL."}, {"start": 21049.7, "end": 21052.58, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 21052.58, "end": 21053.92, "text": " I don't even care if I die."}, {"start": 21053.92, "end": 21055.5, "text": " If I die, I die."}, {"start": 21055.5, "end": 21056.5, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 21056.5, "end": 21057.5, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 21057.5, "end": 21058.5, "text": " Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."}, {"start": 21058.5, "end": 21059.5, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 21089.5, "end": 21095.4, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah"}, {"start": 21096.78, "end": 21098.78, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 21098.82, "end": 21100.82, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 21107.46, "end": 21109.46, "text": " There's a bow the wheel up here"}, {"start": 21111.82, "end": 21115.7, "text": " There's this guy here, okay"}, {"start": 21119.5, "end": 21135.58, "text": " That was for the better."}, {"start": 21135.58, "end": 21139.7, "text": " I don't have any fucking stamina region."}, {"start": 21139.7, "end": 21140.7, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 21140.7, "end": 21160.38, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 21160.38, "end": 21162.38, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 21172.38, "end": 21174.38, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 21190.38, "end": 21192.38, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 21192.38, "end": 21199.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21199.38, "end": 21206.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21206.38, "end": 21212.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21212.38, "end": 21217.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21217.38, "end": 21224.620000000003, "text": " Hey Mr. Force, why do you keep playing these dead seeds?"}, {"start": 21224.620000000003, "end": 21233.3, "text": " You will never beat the Finnish Gigachad this way, leprin."}, {"start": 21233.3, "end": 21236.86, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 21236.86, "end": 21242.06, "text": " My prediction is left by his gonna get bone-wields."}, {"start": 21242.06, "end": 21246.34, "text": " Actually no, he's gonna get eaten by a centipede, I think."}, {"start": 21246.34, "end": 21248.34, "text": " Yeah, yeah that's what it is."}, {"start": 21269.46, "end": 21272.02, "text": " Oh, wait, Giant Ornstein here?"}, {"start": 21274.66, "end": 21275.66, "text": " I've had that a few times."}, {"start": 21276.34, "end": 21305.62, "text": " I have played all of the Uncharted games except the absolute last one they released."}, {"start": 21305.62, "end": 21311.46, "text": " trunk. I even used the speedrun on charted 2."}, {"start": 21319.98, "end": 21325.12, "text": " Yeah lost legacy is the only one I haven't played. You used to run one"}, {"start": 21325.12, "end": 21332.26, "text": " salad really? Sick. On charted 2 has one of my favorite skips in the game like"}, {"start": 21332.260000000002, "end": 21339.260000000002, "text": " ever. It's so sick."}, {"start": 21351.780000000002, "end": 21357.780000000002, "text": " Hello Mr. Stream, I see you're struggling a bit, but I don't care what everybody else says."}, {"start": 21357.78, "end": 21360.18, "text": " I think you're good slash captain"}, {"start": 21417.78, "end": 21431.84, "text": " Yeah, I think it's all good. Thanks to 128 camera. Thanks to four. Thank you guys"}, {"start": 21434.14, "end": 21436.14, "text": " Yes, it's a ball. Yes"}, {"start": 21447.78, "end": 21454.78, "text": " Tired with salads, PB? I'm at one bar."}, {"start": 21454.78, "end": 21478.66, "text": " I'm going to do some nautica later, we'll see, I just want to get a fucking run here."}, {"start": 21478.66, "end": 21503.66, "text": " has been the worst. I think I just decided to not rest in Firelink. Whatever, it's okay."}, {"start": 21503.66, "end": 21518.5, "text": " No, it cannot get worse than today."}, {"start": 21518.5, "end": 21521.38, "text": " It actually cannot get worse than today."}, {"start": 21521.38, "end": 21522.38, "text": " It's impossible."}, {"start": 21551.38, "end": 21553.780000000002, "text": " It's good mental training, that's what it is."}, {"start": 21569.780000000002, "end": 21570.74, "text": " Hey you!"}, {"start": 21572.98, "end": 21575.86, "text": " First it makes the 102, thank you."}, {"start": 21575.86, "end": 21604.100000000002, "text": " good discipline, good discipline, training, I believe."}, {"start": 21604.100000000002, "end": 21611.100000000002, "text": " for what? For the hardships in life."}, {"start": 21624.06, "end": 21628.420000000002, "text": " I smell armpit, thanks 54!"}, {"start": 21628.420000000002, "end": 21629.9, "text": " Yeah, I guess."}, {"start": 21629.9, "end": 21632.58, "text": " Yeah, I saw the stranger that didn't have an end trailer, yeah."}, {"start": 21640.02, "end": 21641.500000000004, "text": " Why are we hiding?"}, {"start": 21641.500000000004, "end": 21642.940000000002, "text": " Oh, there's something."}, {"start": 21647.58, "end": 21648.7, "text": " I guess I'll die."}, {"start": 21651.100000000002, "end": 21652.460000000003, "text": " I won't."}, {"start": 21652.460000000003, "end": 21654.260000000002, "text": " No worries."}, {"start": 21654.260000000002, "end": 21655.34, "text": " I love the trailer."}, {"start": 21658.420000000002, "end": 21679.38, "text": " maybe Hannah will see I guess I just want the run going yeah"}, {"start": 21688.420000000002, "end": 21690.420000000002, "text": " Mirror face backstab"}, {"start": 21691.02, "end": 21693.02, "text": " Please no"}, {"start": 21697.260000000002, "end": 21699.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, all good Hannah, I just I mean I"}, {"start": 21700.34, "end": 21706.38, "text": " Just want it like today has been the worst rando day out of all of them. It's been so"}, {"start": 21707.260000000002, "end": 21709.260000000002, "text": " terrible I"}, {"start": 21709.620000000003, "end": 21712.58, "text": " Haven't even been to sense fortress in six hours"}, {"start": 21718.420000000002, "end": 21738.300000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah, you made a new soul salt, didn't you, salad?"}, {"start": 21738.300000000003, "end": 21742.140000000003, "text": " Oh, I should get my chicken soup, eat it, and watch it."}, {"start": 21742.140000000003, "end": 21744.620000000003, "text": " Oh, I'm rejuvenated now."}, {"start": 21744.620000000003, "end": 21746.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, I should do that."}, {"start": 21746.78, "end": 21756.62, "text": " the why is guardian here again just come down okay well I'm good guardian"}, {"start": 21756.62, "end": 21765.34, "text": " here every run for some reason I'm not dead we're good we're good in before"}, {"start": 21765.34, "end": 21774.379999999997, "text": " infinite twinkling here imagine that's good that's good okay sure that's good"}, {"start": 21776.78, "end": 21791.42, "text": " That's good. Very nice. No way. No way. In a world. Dammit, no new body armor though."}, {"start": 21791.420000000002, "end": 21809.460000000003, "text": " Is it proven benefits metal never seen a 2k one not be infinite yeah"}, {"start": 21809.46, "end": 21810.46, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 21810.46, "end": 21816.46, "text": " Oh, it's infinite, alright."}, {"start": 21816.46, "end": 21817.46, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 21817.46, "end": 21829.46, "text": " I need to get some levels, though, I don't need damage."}, {"start": 21829.46, "end": 21845.14, "text": " And what I need is to not heavy roll."}, {"start": 21845.14, "end": 21848.66, "text": " That will be sick actually."}, {"start": 21848.66, "end": 21852.54, "text": " Oh, not!"}, {"start": 21852.54, "end": 21853.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21853.54, "end": 21854.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21854.54, "end": 21858.62, "text": " I know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 21858.62, "end": 21860.899999999998, "text": " We dump souls into HP and run safe."}, {"start": 21860.899999999998, "end": 21861.899999999998, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 21861.899999999998, "end": 21862.899999999998, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 21862.899999999998, "end": 21863.899999999998, "text": " We don't?"}, {"start": 21863.899999999998, "end": 21865.899999999998, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 21865.899999999998, "end": 21877.899999999998, "text": " No, we don't."}, {"start": 21877.9, "end": 21895.300000000003, "text": " Well, I haven't hydrated anything today."}, {"start": 21895.3, "end": 21897.3, "text": " Hey you!"}, {"start": 21915.3, "end": 21919.3, "text": " Alright, we're going Quelag. Killing Quelag."}, {"start": 21919.3, "end": 21927.739999999998, "text": " And then we're checking Seasless probably killing whoever that is we bone back here"}, {"start": 21928.739999999998, "end": 21931.899999999998, "text": " We go for Sif we go for gargoyles"}, {"start": 21935.98, "end": 21938.1, "text": " And we will prevail"}, {"start": 21938.100000000002, "end": 21951.06, "text": " Hobbit?"}, {"start": 21951.06, "end": 21952.22, "text": " Loosing weapon on Qu'Eliac."}, {"start": 21952.22, "end": 21953.36, "text": " Yeah, I don't think so."}, {"start": 21953.36, "end": 21959.2, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 21959.2, "end": 21961.9, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 21961.9, "end": 21964.280000000002, "text": " Do I like DS1 more than DS3?"}, {"start": 21964.280000000002, "end": 21965.280000000002, "text": " Oh yes, yeah."}, {"start": 21965.280000000002, "end": 21968.02, "text": " DS3 is my least favorite out of all of them."}, {"start": 21998.02, "end": 22002.420000000002, "text": " of these three is like combat and it also feels very linear."}, {"start": 22002.420000000002, "end": 22004.420000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 22014.9, "end": 22023.100000000002, "text": " Nar. You know what ever since I started saying Nar instead of no my runs have"}, {"start": 22023.100000000002, "end": 22027.9, "text": " been bad like I only get bad stuff so I'm gonna stop saying it I'm gonna say"}, {"start": 22027.9, "end": 22037.9, "text": " No? Like Mario. Hey Mario, did you remember to bring the flashlight? No?"}, {"start": 22038.9, "end": 22040.9, "text": " It's time to stop."}, {"start": 22044.9, "end": 22046.9, "text": " What is that? Oh fuck."}, {"start": 22057.9, "end": 22059.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22080.120000000003, "end": 22086.66, "text": " What the fuck man, where are you sure are you kidding me where are you sniping from?"}, {"start": 22086.66, "end": 22098.06, "text": " holy shit I even know they could shoot from that far"}, {"start": 22098.06, "end": 22123.460000000003, "text": " Before I get sniped here."}, {"start": 22123.460000000003, "end": 22125.58, "text": " Put it up Tiaz, a bit of a slump today."}, {"start": 22125.58, "end": 22126.58, "text": " Yeah same, same."}, {"start": 22126.58, "end": 22129.58, "text": " I hope you feel better Tessieette. Let's go."}, {"start": 22133.58, "end": 22134.58, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 22141.58, "end": 22144.58, "text": " No, it's fucking Gwyn. Is it Gwyn?"}, {"start": 22145.58, "end": 22147.58, "text": " I know, it's a bit of chaos."}, {"start": 22148.58, "end": 22151.58, "text": " Wait, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna get one shot here."}, {"start": 22156.58, "end": 22168.980000000003, "text": " Oh my god, that recovery took way too long."}, {"start": 22168.980000000003, "end": 22179.260000000002, "text": " Okay, I did not get hit by it, so that was good."}, {"start": 22179.260000000002, "end": 22189.260000000002, "text": " That's the first time I see a bit of chaos there."}, {"start": 22189.260000000002, "end": 22196.58, "text": " Yeah, because I forgot about the whole Pokes thing, Salad."}, {"start": 22196.58, "end": 22197.58, "text": " I was prepared now."}, {"start": 22212.58, "end": 22213.58, "text": " Going to have to de-monish."}, {"start": 22226.58, "end": 22233.58, "text": " Yeah, I got the salad seat I did."}, {"start": 22286.58, "end": 22296.58, "text": " Nice roll."}, {"start": 22296.58, "end": 22316.460000000003, "text": " To do this stab, but don't do the quick stab after."}, {"start": 22346.46, "end": 22348.46, "text": " I'm dead. Alright, cool."}, {"start": 22376.46, "end": 22402.46, "text": " Oh yeah, I wonder if they're gonna announce any like, POE2 endgame stuff."}, {"start": 22402.46, "end": 22416.54, "text": " Oh, supposedly this patch is all about that."}, {"start": 22416.54, "end": 22420.1, "text": " Okay, fill me in."}, {"start": 22420.1, "end": 22423.78, "text": " Did I announce my voyager on the world in 80 days?"}, {"start": 22423.78, "end": 22424.78, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22424.78, "end": 22428.78, "text": " Yeah, so good inferno."}, {"start": 22428.78, "end": 22435.379999999997, "text": " When do I have the next board events?"}, {"start": 22435.379999999997, "end": 22437.219999999998, "text": " Uh, Sunday."}, {"start": 22437.219999999998, "end": 22439.02, "text": " Wings for life."}, {"start": 22439.02, "end": 22446.539999999997, "text": " I'm doing it with chat."}, {"start": 22446.539999999997, "end": 22457.059999999998, "text": " Who knows, I?"}, {"start": 22457.06, "end": 22462.06, "text": " What is Uncle on about?"}, {"start": 22462.06, "end": 22476.300000000003, "text": " Yeah, it's the last day to sign up for it."}, {"start": 22476.3, "end": 22483.3, "text": " They close it in two hours."}, {"start": 22506.3, "end": 22516.079999999998, "text": " Fuck yeah, fard gambler is going in."}, {"start": 22516.079999999998, "end": 22531.46, "text": " I know rides, I told chat that story too."}, {"start": 22531.46, "end": 22534.46, "text": " You never know, dude. There should be something undiscovered there."}, {"start": 22561.46, "end": 22586.82, "text": " who is my somatica 2 squad or solo? no i'm soloing i'm not co-oping somatica 2"}, {"start": 22586.82, "end": 22593.82, "text": " your mouth is thirty nine"}, {"start": 22597.18, "end": 22602.18, "text": " have a play with a warcraft before all i used to play it"}, {"start": 22602.18, "end": 22609.18, "text": " park"}, {"start": 22609.42, "end": 22611.7, "text": " i'm missing"}, {"start": 22611.7, "end": 22614.94, "text": " okay for kill one more enemy"}, {"start": 22614.94, "end": 22622.579999999998, "text": " I used to play it a lot, a lot, but by the end, all I was doing was fishing."}, {"start": 22622.579999999998, "end": 22626.5, "text": " So I got all fishing achievements and then I quit the game."}, {"start": 22626.5, "end": 22631.46, "text": " I stopped in Brathen and Lich King."}, {"start": 22631.46, "end": 22634.34, "text": " Yeah I heard so, Lepa, I heard so."}, {"start": 22634.34, "end": 22644.14, "text": " It'll be fun."}, {"start": 22644.14, "end": 22646.14, "text": " Yeah, good night, Barrett. So busy, wow, brother."}, {"start": 22648.579999999998, "end": 22653.36, "text": " Yeah, I played World of Warcraft when it came out, like, base, first World of Warcraft."}, {"start": 22654.14, "end": 22657.18, "text": " A friend in school showed it to me, it fucking blew my mind."}, {"start": 22657.48, "end": 22658.48, "text": " Like, what?"}, {"start": 22659.739999999998, "end": 22661.739999999998, "text": " That's other players running around?"}, {"start": 22662.68, "end": 22663.8, "text": " Whaaat?"}, {"start": 22667.899999999998, "end": 22668.899999999998, "text": " So then I got it."}, {"start": 22671.3, "end": 22672.98, "text": " And then, uh, yeah, I played."}, {"start": 22674.14, "end": 22679.82, "text": " got all the school friends to start like everyone in school just started playing we had a guild together"}, {"start": 22682.14, "end": 22683.739999999998, "text": " we would do raids on the weekends"}, {"start": 22690.14, "end": 22694.94, "text": " and yeah it was fucking great through uh vanilla burning crusades"}, {"start": 22696.22, "end": 22701.1, "text": " and then in rathalage king i had enough no i was a gnome warlock"}, {"start": 22701.100000000002, "end": 22707.100000000002, "text": " I played on Sylvanas server."}, {"start": 22707.100000000002, "end": 22718.460000000003, "text": " Oh, oh gosh."}, {"start": 22718.460000000003, "end": 22723.500000000004, "text": " I can't do it."}, {"start": 22723.500000000004, "end": 22726.780000000002, "text": " Not today."}, {"start": 22726.780000000002, "end": 22729.74, "text": " Really good memories from that, like insanely good memories."}, {"start": 22729.74, "end": 22734.9, "text": " I almost want to download it just to see my character again, but yeah"}, {"start": 22742.86, "end": 22744.86, "text": " I'll be better sweet"}, {"start": 22744.86, "end": 22757.3, "text": " Do you don't want to walk off the arbor?"}, {"start": 22757.3, "end": 22758.940000000002, "text": " You can't see them there, can you?"}, {"start": 22758.940000000002, "end": 22762.940000000002, "text": " If you haven't logged in in many, many, many years."}, {"start": 22762.94, "end": 22769.94, "text": " you can."}, {"start": 22792.94, "end": 22822.859999999997, "text": " Oh fuck it Steve!"}, {"start": 22822.86, "end": 22831.260000000002, "text": " okay yeah I was like my best gaming memories man just playing with friends"}, {"start": 22831.260000000002, "end": 22838.260000000002, "text": " from school and childhood friends nice magic magic time it was a magic time and"}, {"start": 22838.260000000002, "end": 22845.06, "text": " there was like no game like Warcraft I mean there was like Ultima online and"}, {"start": 22845.06, "end": 22854.460000000003, "text": " stuff I guess ever my brother playing that but yeah it was just a revolutionizing it"}, {"start": 22854.460000000003, "end": 22859.58, "text": " took the world by such a storm and it fucking everyone was on it"}, {"start": 22863.9, "end": 22869.780000000002, "text": " yeah those like lineage and stuff right but that was before my time and I'm"}, {"start": 22869.78, "end": 22871.78, "text": " I'm not sure that the..."}, {"start": 22872.98, "end": 22877.78, "text": " There was no MMO that took the world like World of Warcraft did, was there?"}, {"start": 22878.78, "end": 22882.78, "text": " Maybe linear stuff was that big, I don't actually know."}, {"start": 22885.78, "end": 22887.78, "text": " Forever Quest, huh."}, {"start": 22895.78, "end": 22897.78, "text": " Yeah, everyone had their own Magic 11 though, yeah."}, {"start": 22897.78, "end": 22900.78, "text": " Yeah, yeah for me and everyone I grew up with it was"}, {"start": 22902.059999999998, "end": 22908.14, "text": " Little Warcraft and you pick the lion shut the fuck up. All right, Eliza's fucking base"}, {"start": 22908.14, "end": 22910.62, "text": " You know going into Stormwind and hearing that song"}, {"start": 22910.62, "end": 22917.5, "text": " Oh my god, and also fearing people into old ironforge through the door was also a peak"}, {"start": 22918.699999999997, "end": 22919.739999999998, "text": " and"}, {"start": 22919.739999999998, "end": 22924.539999999997, "text": " Then client wall jumping on the wall outside or or or Gremar"}, {"start": 22924.54, "end": 22930.260000000002, "text": " so you could clip in out of bounds through the wall and then stand on top"}, {"start": 22930.260000000002, "end": 22935.940000000002, "text": " of inaccessible rooftops and just kill scum horde that was the best shit ever"}, {"start": 22935.940000000002, "end": 22952.98, "text": " dude it was so peach hordes were standing there outside their fucking bank or"}, {"start": 22952.98, "end": 22956.16, "text": " Auction house whatever it was and I would just stand there with my shadow bolt"}, {"start": 22957.16, "end": 22959.92, "text": " Saw and then they would just die"}, {"start": 22961.2, "end": 22963.2, "text": " It was so fun"}, {"start": 22976.26, "end": 22980.52, "text": " Nido wait Nido don't aggro his skeletons. Where are they?"}, {"start": 22982.98, "end": 22987.98, "text": " As long as I don't aggro the big skeletons, we should be fine."}, {"start": 22998.98, "end": 23002.98, "text": " Uncle, I'm healing! Uncle!"}, {"start": 23012.98, "end": 23016.42, "text": " Oh, grabby hand."}, {"start": 23016.42, "end": 23021.739999999998, "text": " Wow, my damage is ass."}, {"start": 23021.739999999998, "end": 23026.78, "text": " No, the hammer's falling off."}, {"start": 23026.78, "end": 23029.899999999998, "text": " I really thought it'd be more than this."}, {"start": 23029.899999999998, "end": 23031.82, "text": " Why are they dealing so much damage?"}, {"start": 23031.82, "end": 23033.62, "text": " What is happening?"}, {"start": 23033.62, "end": 23035.12, "text": " Is this real?"}, {"start": 23035.12, "end": 23040.18, "text": " Why am I dealing like no damage?"}, {"start": 23040.18, "end": 23041.18, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 23041.18, "end": 23042.18, "text": " There's no way that..."}, {"start": 23042.18, "end": 23052.260000000002, "text": " real they always deal this much it's okay"}, {"start": 23052.260000000002, "end": 23070.88, "text": " Okay, I might actually die here."}, {"start": 23070.88, "end": 23073.86, "text": " My damage is way lower than I thought it would be."}, {"start": 23073.86, "end": 23078.460000000003, "text": " I thought I would- Why am I getting fucking nuked by needle Skeletons?"}, {"start": 23078.460000000003, "end": 23080.54, "text": " I'm not throwing this."}, {"start": 23082.260000000002, "end": 23087.260000000002, "text": " It's a plus two hammer. Actually, it's a plus one hammer."}, {"start": 23087.260000000002, "end": 23093.260000000002, "text": " Do you guys remember getting ganked all the time in Stranglethrough and veiled back in the day? It was such a lovely thing."}, {"start": 23093.260000000002, "end": 23100.260000000002, "text": " I remember winning the fishing competition. Fuck yeah, I'm going gargoyles instead."}, {"start": 23100.260000000002, "end": 23109.260000000002, "text": " I'm not going to risk dying there. They dealt so much damage to me. I have pallet and armor on."}, {"start": 23109.260000000002, "end": 23118.7, "text": " Oh well, it's fine."}, {"start": 23118.7, "end": 23119.7, "text": " Cheating the competition?"}, {"start": 23119.7, "end": 23120.7, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 23120.7, "end": 23121.7, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 23121.7, "end": 23122.7, "text": " It made me win!"}, {"start": 23122.7, "end": 23123.7, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 23123.7, "end": 23137.58, "text": " Yeah, the skeleton's built like weirdly high damage."}, {"start": 23137.58, "end": 23140.08, "text": " I- I was a little bit surprised by that."}, {"start": 23142.460000000003, "end": 23145.920000000002, "text": " Maybe I'm just misremembering and they always dealt high damage."}, {"start": 23147.06, "end": 23150.2, "text": " But I feel like they- they normally don't deal that high damage,"}, {"start": 23150.2, "end": 23153.08, "text": " especially with fucking Paladin armor on."}, {"start": 23154.120000000003, "end": 23157.22, "text": " But hey, it's fine. We just- we go this way instead. We go this way."}, {"start": 23157.640000000003, "end": 23158.140000000003, "text": " Don't get-"}, {"start": 23167.58, "end": 23177.460000000003, "text": " you cheated not only the game but yourself you didn't grow you didn't"}, {"start": 23177.460000000003, "end": 23181.7, "text": " I did I got better fishing here captain game so easy your experience for"}, {"start": 23181.7, "end": 23186.34, "text": " politics to nothing was risked and nothing was gained it's sad that you"}, {"start": 23186.34, "end": 23189.420000000002, "text": " don't know the difference"}, {"start": 23197.58, "end": 23198.58, "text": " Make it dirty."}, {"start": 23199.980000000003, "end": 23201.4, "text": " Oh my god, it's him."}, {"start": 23221.74, "end": 23225.780000000002, "text": " Is your path finding just too dank or what's happening here?"}, {"start": 23225.78, "end": 23231.16, "text": " Oh, no, not you. You know what? It's okay. We just pull them back. It's all right"}, {"start": 23233.52, "end": 23235.52, "text": " My man is dual wielding"}, {"start": 23249.239999999998, "end": 23252.78, "text": " Yo, anything cool on the post server trailer"}, {"start": 23255.78, "end": 23282.94, "text": " 3 worked entire game, no plans on playing Arkham Asylum will be, why is this some competition"}, {"start": 23282.94, "end": 23285.579999999998, "text": " your whole thing a lot"}, {"start": 23297.78, "end": 23306.66, "text": " oh he's an idea okay should have a big chat race in something not Garfield"}, {"start": 23312.94, "end": 23338.219999999998, "text": " I've only played Batman Arkham Asylum in Arkham City, I haven't played the others, should"}, {"start": 23338.22, "end": 23340.22, "text": " probably play through then"}, {"start": 23398.22, "end": 23416.460000000003, "text": " Oh my god, I fucking made it to Sen's Fortress."}, {"start": 23416.46, "end": 23434.379999999997, "text": " It only took six and a half hours."}, {"start": 23434.379999999997, "end": 23438.54, "text": " If you want chat participation, a leveling challenge in POA is probably your best bet."}, {"start": 23438.54, "end": 23441.02, "text": " I don't know if there's another mass appeal game you're chatting to."}, {"start": 23441.82, "end": 23442.7, "text": " Barfields."}, {"start": 23456.58, "end": 23458.74, "text": " Hey, you know- Hey, Nikki, thanks for the floor!"}, {"start": 23458.74, "end": 23461.3, "text": " I'm gonna play some nautica. Hell no, I have a run going!"}, {"start": 23462.3, "end": 23464.3, "text": " I've actually made it into Sen's Fortress."}, {"start": 23464.3, "end": 23471.64, "text": " low key though it would actually be really fun to host like an actual Garfield car"}, {"start": 23471.64, "end": 23478.34, "text": " tournaments in Stockholm or something I got an actual competition in here what"}, {"start": 23478.34, "end": 23483.86, "text": " do you think is more achievable winning DS1 and RE4 undo perma death back to back"}, {"start": 23483.86, "end": 23487.58, "text": " call in a scene when Castellan is here."}, {"start": 23487.58, "end": 23488.58, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 23492.58, "end": 23493.58, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 23498.62, "end": 23504.66, "text": " But the thing is, there's no way to, like, spectate a game in Garfield Kart."}, {"start": 23506.98, "end": 23509.78, "text": " Unfortunately, because then I could host."}, {"start": 23509.78, "end": 23518.739999999998, "text": " And then I could get Kappa Bart to host it in a stream IRL, it'll be fun."}, {"start": 23518.739999999998, "end": 23520.899999999998, "text": " I'm with Red Bull, dirty!"}, {"start": 23520.899999999998, "end": 23524.02, "text": " There's Red Bull Gaming Sphere in Stockholm."}, {"start": 23524.02, "end": 23529.02, "text": " I can host whatever I want there, I just need an idea."}, {"start": 23529.02, "end": 23537.62, "text": " But yeah, you can't spectate in Garfield Kart though."}, {"start": 23537.62, "end": 23545.219999999998, "text": " It would be so actually such a cool idea."}, {"start": 23545.219999999998, "end": 23548.62, "text": " I've already thought of it in my head."}, {"start": 23548.62, "end": 23553.26, "text": " But yeah, it sucks that you can't spectate a game."}, {"start": 23553.26, "end": 23554.26, "text": " Is it mod-able?"}, {"start": 23554.26, "end": 23555.26, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 23555.26, "end": 23558.66, "text": " Yeah, spectator mod."}, {"start": 23558.66, "end": 23565.86, "text": " Is the dev still around?"}, {"start": 23565.86, "end": 23569.260000000002, "text": " Who's the devil of Garfield?"}, {"start": 23569.260000000002, "end": 23571.86, "text": " I cannot believe I'm looking this shit up."}, {"start": 23571.86, "end": 23573.66, "text": " Fucking Garfield card."}, {"start": 23573.66, "end": 23580.86, "text": " Oh, I'm offline on Steam, because I ran out."}, {"start": 23580.86, "end": 23581.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23581.86, "end": 23590.66, "text": " Don't think so, molten."}, {"start": 23590.66, "end": 23594.260000000002, "text": " They should still be around here."}, {"start": 23594.260000000002, "end": 23609.22, "text": " I think so I believe so oh yeah screen again"}, {"start": 23624.260000000002, "end": 23651.840000000004, "text": " You hear that chat? Make sure to install Garfield Park for the daily post stream tournaments"}, {"start": 23651.84, "end": 23657.0, "text": " It's hosted by LR, sponsored by Ripple TM."}, {"start": 23657.0, "end": 23660.36, "text": " I was not paying attention there."}, {"start": 23660.36, "end": 23663.28, "text": " Let's stop talking about this."}, {"start": 23663.28, "end": 23677.76, "text": " I gotta focus."}, {"start": 23677.760000000002, "end": 23679.760000000002, "text": " fact studio they're called"}, {"start": 23707.760000000002, "end": 23720.72, "text": " I shit you not there is a Garfield card spectator mod made by none other than"}, {"start": 23720.72, "end": 23728.800000000003, "text": " Wait, are you for real?"}, {"start": 23728.800000000003, "end": 23732.48, "text": " A free cam mode?"}, {"start": 23732.48, "end": 23736.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23736.48, "end": 23747.48, "text": " Wait, does it work online?"}, {"start": 23747.48, "end": 23772.48, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 23772.48, "end": 23787.88, "text": " Oh, it says the mod causes some sync issues when hosting with it, so I recommend not hosting with it."}, {"start": 23787.88, "end": 23794.399999999998, "text": " Oh shit, Kaskillos here. It's a bit scuffed, but it works."}, {"start": 23794.4, "end": 23812.4, "text": " What? This is kind of peak though."}, {"start": 23812.4, "end": 23817.68, "text": " I can make this a reality."}, {"start": 23817.68, "end": 23823.800000000003, "text": " When you say it, yeah, it causes sync issues for the people playing if you host it."}, {"start": 23823.8, "end": 23838.2, "text": " If you're the one hosting, can you use it?"}, {"start": 23838.2, "end": 23846.88, "text": " It will be seven players, yeah."}, {"start": 23846.88, "end": 23858.0, "text": " Dude, that would be kind of peak though. An actual local tournament in Stockholm. They"}, {"start": 23858.0, "end": 23866.56, "text": " have a bar and stuff there in the gaming sphere. They have some drinks, an actual like, a price?"}, {"start": 23866.56, "end": 23874.4, "text": " I'm going to see you."}, {"start": 23874.4, "end": 23881.4, "text": " Wow, we're so sick."}, {"start": 23881.4, "end": 23886.960000000003, "text": " How did this guy survive?"}, {"start": 23886.96, "end": 23895.12, "text": " You're gonna see it."}, {"start": 23895.12, "end": 23903.12, "text": " That's how it lives rent free in the next had you and I'll lose it."}, {"start": 23903.12, "end": 23905.12, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23916.12, "end": 23922.1, "text": " Would do it like an actual tournament like like heats or whatever and then you qualify and then there's like a"}, {"start": 23922.8, "end": 23923.84, "text": " big"}, {"start": 23923.84, "end": 23925.84, "text": " grand final"}, {"start": 23925.84, "end": 23937.56, "text": " But we definitely got to test the spectator mob though."}, {"start": 23937.56, "end": 23940.4, "text": " We could test it."}, {"start": 23940.4, "end": 23942.64, "text": " You need- you need Thunder Store."}, {"start": 23942.64, "end": 23947.44, "text": " Do I have Thunder Store unlocked?"}, {"start": 23947.44, "end": 23948.96, "text": " Well it wouldn't be this summer, Molten."}, {"start": 23948.96, "end": 23951.64, "text": " It would probably be next summer, I think."}, {"start": 23951.64, "end": 23952.64, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 23952.64, "end": 23962.72, "text": " ask Red Bull about it. If it's for an in-person event, can't you just have"}, {"start": 23962.72, "end": 23968.8, "text": " capture cards the production team can switch to? Yeah, you could. Yeah, you"}, {"start": 23968.8, "end": 23975.84, "text": " could. Yeah, use Thunderstorm for lethal company. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It"}, {"start": 23975.84, "end": 23980.72, "text": " should be okay let me lock in we're actually very close to enter long though"}, {"start": 23980.72, "end": 23988.4, "text": " fuck yeah dirty fuck yeah dude let's go"}, {"start": 23988.4, "end": 24018.2, "text": " I have a late lethal company."}, {"start": 24018.2, "end": 24021.06, "text": " Anyone could join the tournament, Rebillito."}, {"start": 24021.06, "end": 24024.58, "text": " I mean, it's a public like..."}, {"start": 24024.58, "end": 24028.260000000002, "text": " It's basically like a gaming bar."}, {"start": 24028.260000000002, "end": 24034.66, "text": " They have a shitload of PCs and kind of like a big studio where you can watch everything"}, {"start": 24034.66, "end": 24035.66, "text": " and all that."}, {"start": 24035.66, "end": 24041.06, "text": " And they have a bar."}, {"start": 24041.06, "end": 24046.56, "text": " It's open for everyone, so..."}, {"start": 24046.56, "end": 24051.760000000002, "text": " actually be kind of sick. We gotta test this mode."}, {"start": 24059.48, "end": 24063.88, "text": " Unfortunately, anyone who hasn't played the game here would get fucked, since the"}, {"start": 24063.88, "end": 24068.4, "text": " game is not scuffed. Yeah, of course they will, it will still be fun."}, {"start": 24076.56, "end": 24090.420000000002, "text": " If it's boss I don't think they will want some cartoon IP I don't see how that would be an"}, {"start": 24090.420000000002, "end": 24099.68, "text": " issue oh yeah no yeah I actually maybe I mean I'll just talk to them I'll just ask them"}, {"start": 24099.68, "end": 24101.68, "text": " I don't think it would be, though."}, {"start": 24111.2, "end": 24114.48, "text": " No, I would enjoy the tournament. I would be the host."}, {"start": 24114.48, "end": 24118.64, "text": " Dude, man, I would suit up. I'd be the commentator, man."}, {"start": 24118.64, "end": 24121.12, "text": " I know everything about this shit-ass game."}, {"start": 24121.12, "end": 24132.32, "text": " And then I'd laugh at people's turd turd torments as they're playing."}, {"start": 24132.32, "end": 24134.0, "text": " Freest win of Kaskalov's life."}, {"start": 24134.0, "end": 24137.44, "text": " Hey, playing locally IRL is different."}, {"start": 24137.44, "end": 24146.32, "text": " The pressure is on, man."}, {"start": 24146.32, "end": 24148.68, "text": " I feel like we could make this a reality."}, {"start": 24148.68, "end": 24151.32, "text": " Ooh, another Firekeeper, so sick."}, {"start": 24153.96, "end": 24157.8, "text": " Okay, that is infinite Tottenize Shards, but they're very expensive though."}, {"start": 24157.8, "end": 24159.4, "text": " But uh, can't complain."}, {"start": 24160.04, "end": 24163.08, "text": " Uh, oof, Calamity Ring here, yes."}, {"start": 24175.08, "end": 24176.84, "text": " Oh yeah, Dark End, maybe."}, {"start": 24176.84, "end": 24193.04, "text": " Ah, fuck, true, maybe, yeah, maybe they'd have an issue like that."}, {"start": 24193.04, "end": 24196.64, "text": " Who has the Garfield IP?"}, {"start": 24196.64, "end": 24197.64, "text": " We gotta ask him."}, {"start": 24197.64, "end": 24199.64, "text": " I'm gonna write an email"}, {"start": 24207.16, "end": 24209.16, "text": " Jim Davies"}, {"start": 24211.32, "end": 24213.32, "text": " Is he alive?"}, {"start": 24213.32, "end": 24225.32, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 24225.32, "end": 24230.4, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 24230.4, "end": 24237.96, "text": " The big test before Enorlondo."}, {"start": 24237.96, "end": 24238.96, "text": " Paramount owns it?"}, {"start": 24238.96, "end": 24239.96, "text": " Alright, it's over."}, {"start": 24239.96, "end": 24243.0, "text": " It was a really fun idea though. Maybe we could do it in some other way."}, {"start": 24246.0, "end": 24251.719999999998, "text": " Yeah, maybe the gaming license difference. I don't know. I don't know how it'll work."}, {"start": 24253.559999999998, "end": 24260.2, "text": " I have killed Manus in this arena before, twice. But I'm mid-rolling now."}, {"start": 24269.96, "end": 24275.96, "text": " Hey, you freaky frauder, thanks for 27!"}, {"start": 24275.96, "end": 24279.96, "text": " Yeah, we'll- we'll ask."}, {"start": 24279.96, "end": 24282.96, "text": " We'll ask, man."}, {"start": 24282.96, "end": 24288.96, "text": " Alright, well, this'll be the- fuck Chad, don't hold your breath for this."}, {"start": 24288.96, "end": 24290.96, "text": " This is gonna be ass."}, {"start": 24290.96, "end": 24295.96, "text": " I don't think this hammer deals that good damage to him."}, {"start": 24295.96, "end": 24302.44, "text": " All right, aren't you a billionaire or something just by the company that owns it?"}, {"start": 24302.44, "end": 24304.44, "text": " So you don't need to ask for permission"}, {"start": 24304.64, "end": 24306.64, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 24306.96, "end": 24308.96, "text": " Easy"}, {"start": 24315.28, "end": 24322.16, "text": " Ask Max Verstappen to participate he says F1 turned into Mario Kart does he?"}, {"start": 24322.16, "end": 24327.16, "text": " Did he actually say that? That's fucking hilarious."}, {"start": 24327.16, "end": 24338.16, "text": " Okay, let me lock in. Let's go. Maybe he'd be down, yeah."}, {"start": 24338.16, "end": 24343.16, "text": " Imagine! Imagine we could somehow make this a reality."}, {"start": 24343.16, "end": 24350.68, "text": " A community tournament in Stockholm and Max Joints."}, {"start": 24350.68, "end": 24351.68, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 24351.68, "end": 24356.12, "text": " Alright, let's stop dreaming, alright?"}, {"start": 24356.12, "end": 24358.48, "text": " This is fucking reality."}, {"start": 24358.48, "end": 24363.96, "text": " Manus in Iron Golem's arena, standing in the way of Anor Londo."}, {"start": 24363.96, "end": 24365.96, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 24365.96, "end": 24380.48, "text": " Damage!"}, {"start": 24380.48, "end": 24391.52, "text": " That's Gaze Lab."}, {"start": 24391.52, "end": 24395.52, "text": " So asked to fight him in this arena, cause everything is so close."}, {"start": 24398.52, "end": 24400.52, "text": " That's not Gaze Lab."}, {"start": 24400.52, "end": 24401.52, "text": " Double hit."}, {"start": 24402.52, "end": 24404.52, "text": " You know what? The damage is fine."}, {"start": 24404.52, "end": 24407.52, "text": " But I fucking hate fighting him in this arena."}, {"start": 24409.52, "end": 24410.52, "text": " It's so terrible."}, {"start": 24411.52, "end": 24413.52, "text": " It's okay though. I didn't grab the bonfire."}, {"start": 24414.52, "end": 24416.52, "text": " How about you shut up and fucking play the game?"}, {"start": 24416.52, "end": 24418.52, "text": " That's the scary part."}, {"start": 24421.52, "end": 24434.44, "text": " Don't do it again."}, {"start": 24434.44, "end": 24435.44, "text": " Fuck me!"}, {"start": 24435.44, "end": 24440.04, "text": " These attacks you never see!"}, {"start": 24440.04, "end": 24443.8, "text": " Hey, what?"}, {"start": 24443.8, "end": 24446.8, "text": " J-Slam?"}, {"start": 24446.8, "end": 24450.16, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 24450.16, "end": 24457.16, "text": " I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. Okay, gay slab"}, {"start": 24460.0, "end": 24462.0, "text": " Gay slab"}, {"start": 24464.52, "end": 24466.52, "text": " Gay slab"}, {"start": 24469.56, "end": 24471.56, "text": " Gay slab"}, {"start": 24480.16, "end": 24496.4, "text": " oh one bar down fuck off I can't fucking roll gay slab again stop gay"}, {"start": 24496.4, "end": 24506.4, "text": " slabbing fuck I need to bow now we can make this easier for ourselves we can"}, {"start": 24506.4, "end": 24511.4, "text": " make this easier for ourselves than this. First, fix the S-Tis."}, {"start": 24513.4, "end": 24514.4, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 24519.4, "end": 24520.4, "text": " Giniero."}, {"start": 24529.4, "end": 24530.4, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 24531.4, "end": 24532.4, "text": " Giniero."}, {"start": 24532.4, "end": 24537.4, "text": " No, don't say that."}, {"start": 24537.4, "end": 24542.4, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 24542.4, "end": 24549.920000000002, "text": " Gaze Lab is very old Dark Souls meme, only OG Dark Souls runners know it."}, {"start": 24549.920000000002, "end": 24551.4, "text": " Do you want to know history?"}, {"start": 24551.4, "end": 24553.920000000002, "text": " Well, it goes like this."}, {"start": 24553.920000000002, "end": 24556.920000000002, "text": " Manus has a cane."}, {"start": 24556.920000000002, "end": 24561.52, "text": " And during one of the rides, I don't know which runner this was."}, {"start": 24561.52, "end": 24569.04, "text": " He kept doing the, the cane slab, because he has a cane and he slaps you with it."}, {"start": 24569.04, "end": 24575.24, "text": " I said, I just said slab, cane, cane slap, but someone misheard it and they kept calling"}, {"start": 24575.24, "end": 24578.08, "text": " it gay slab instead."}, {"start": 24578.08, "end": 24580.2, "text": " That's all it is."}, {"start": 24580.2, "end": 24582.2, "text": " That's all it is."}, {"start": 24582.2, "end": 24583.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24583.2, "end": 24584.72, "text": " We lost ten our loser."}, {"start": 24584.72, "end": 24586.72, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 24586.72, "end": 24592.48, "text": " The lore, I know right?"}, {"start": 24592.48, "end": 24593.48, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 24593.48, "end": 24594.48, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 24594.48, "end": 24599.600000000002, "text": " Dude, I'm so hungry, I need to eat."}, {"start": 24599.600000000002, "end": 24604.600000000002, "text": " Can we watch Soul Souls?"}, {"start": 24604.600000000002, "end": 24634.480000000003, "text": " Just register for weeks for live."}, {"start": 24634.48, "end": 24638.96, "text": " How can I expect Maribbel X, Ella's sponsored mansion, right?"}, {"start": 24638.96, "end": 24639.96, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 24639.96, "end": 24642.96, "text": " Yo, you did!"}, {"start": 24642.96, "end": 24643.96, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 24643.96, "end": 24644.96, "text": " Yo, sick."}, {"start": 24644.96, "end": 24645.96, "text": " We're at 117."}, {"start": 24645.96, "end": 24649.079999999998, "text": " One and a half hour more to go."}, {"start": 24649.079999999998, "end": 24653.079999999998, "text": " Okay, what the fuck do we do?"}, {"start": 24653.079999999998, "end": 24654.32, "text": " Well, we fight him."}, {"start": 24654.32, "end": 24655.32, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 24655.32, "end": 24657.88, "text": " It's really that simple."}, {"start": 24657.88, "end": 24662.32, "text": " There is a way for me to upgrade my S-Thus."}, {"start": 24662.32, "end": 24663.76, "text": " There is."}, {"start": 24663.760000000002, "end": 24667.08, "text": " I can also plus five the hammer."}, {"start": 24667.08, "end": 24669.280000000002, "text": " I can do both."}, {"start": 24669.280000000002, "end": 24672.04, "text": " It requires me to run all the way down to Quelag, though."}, {"start": 24672.04, "end": 24675.600000000002, "text": " Then I could bone back up here."}, {"start": 24675.600000000002, "end": 24677.88, "text": " I could plus two the firekeep."}, {"start": 24677.88, "end": 24681.600000000002, "text": " I could actually plus two my estus, which does a lot."}, {"start": 24681.600000000002, "end": 24682.840000000004, "text": " I have infinite twinkling."}, {"start": 24682.840000000004, "end": 24685.920000000002, "text": " It's expensive, but I have it."}, {"start": 24685.920000000002, "end": 24689.640000000003, "text": " Quellag's sister can, uh, yeah, increase your estus."}, {"start": 24697.440000000002, "end": 24698.800000000003, "text": " Cause it's terrifying, Mixed Limb."}, {"start": 24699.320000000003, "end": 24701.52, "text": " Enemies hit you through walls, you fall down and die."}, {"start": 24702.600000000002, "end": 24706.280000000002, "text": " It's... you don't have, like, a lot of space to move around in."}, {"start": 24706.28, "end": 24725.059999999998, "text": " Butterfly arena is also very scary boss it is all right normally I wouldn't do"}, {"start": 24725.059999999998, "end": 24732.18, "text": " what I'm doing now running all the way down there and I won't this time either"}, {"start": 24732.18, "end": 24742.5, "text": " no no no I'm not I'm not I'm not doing it I'm not doing it it was way too close"}, {"start": 24742.5, "end": 24749.98, "text": " with the archer last time you see I know Miyazaki is following me with his"}, {"start": 24749.98, "end": 24753.62, "text": " finger of death I know exactly what would have happened if I had done that I"}, {"start": 24753.62, "end": 24757.66, "text": " would have gotten head shoted by the silver archer while I'm on the elevator"}, {"start": 24757.66, "end": 24763.02, "text": " I would fall down and die. I saw it. I saw it happening in my head. So I stopped it"}, {"start": 24771.24, "end": 24780.48, "text": " Well, we're gonna have a plus five hammer for this which is really really powerful very very powerful"}, {"start": 24787.66, "end": 24807.3, "text": " here we go I kind of missed that gold sound maybe I add as a 1% sound instead here we go"}, {"start": 24817.66, "end": 24824.66, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 24824.66, "end": 24831.66, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 24831.66, "end": 24838.66, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 24838.66, "end": 24845.66, "text": " Okay, sure"}, {"start": 24898.66, "end": 24927.94, "text": " There's no way you block that."}, {"start": 24927.940000000002, "end": 24933.38, "text": " do no way run after that no I have no interest in doing no it runs"}, {"start": 24938.260000000002, "end": 24944.86, "text": " yeah did they did they out of any new weapons in the PoE to trailer or whatever"}, {"start": 24944.86, "end": 24947.300000000003, "text": " announcement"}, {"start": 24950.54, "end": 24957.340000000004, "text": " no I'm a day of x28 Ryan mostly makes 29 thank you guys"}, {"start": 24957.940000000002, "end": 24964.940000000002, "text": " I was washed."}, {"start": 24987.940000000002, "end": 24990.480000000003, "text": " Will you be cycling the Wings for Life, Jin?"}, {"start": 24991.08, "end": 24992.980000000003, "text": " Let us know if it works!"}, {"start": 24994.86, "end": 24996.4, "text": " Thanks for joining!"}, {"start": 24996.4, "end": 24998.06, "text": " On AT!"}, {"start": 25003.500000000004, "end": 25005.960000000003, "text": " They're adding swords? Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 25007.180000000004, "end": 25009.280000000002, "text": " Archipelago with a voice? Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 25009.280000000002, "end": 25011.38, "text": " Dude, we should do a fucking..."}, {"start": 25011.980000000003, "end": 25014.320000000003, "text": " lad archipelago or something."}, {"start": 25017.940000000002, "end": 25019.940000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25023.74, "end": 25030.840000000004, "text": " Yes, I lead wonder what game I would do I guess some nautica"}, {"start": 25037.500000000004, "end": 25039.500000000004, "text": " Yeah mad Max"}, {"start": 25039.5, "end": 25053.26, "text": " Hello LR, could you please create a third channel with 24-7 gaff card gameplay, or are"}, {"start": 25053.26, "end": 25056.7, "text": " you afraid people are going to watch it more than your main live channel?"}, {"start": 25056.7, "end": 25057.66, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 25057.66, "end": 25058.16, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 25059.260000000002, "end": 25059.760000000002, "text": " Very."}, {"start": 25072.22, "end": 25072.72, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 25073.72, "end": 25074.98, "text": " Alright, let's see here."}, {"start": 25076.72, "end": 25078.22, "text": " Don't think, just do."}, {"start": 25078.82, "end": 25080.62, "text": " Make your dreams a reality."}, {"start": 25146.7, "end": 25148.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25171.06, "end": 25175.04, "text": " Fucking triple hit combo you you like never see that"}, {"start": 25176.7, "end": 25178.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25193.38, "end": 25201.86, "text": " I'm actually learning to dodge combinations I've never seen in his fights because he never stayed as close to him"}, {"start": 25236.7, "end": 25238.7, "text": " Come on man!"}, {"start": 25238.7, "end": 25240.7, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 25248.7, "end": 25250.7, "text": " That is fucked up."}, {"start": 25253.7, "end": 25254.7, "text": " Soup time!"}, {"start": 25255.7, "end": 25256.7, "text": " That's a rough one."}, {"start": 25256.7, "end": 25259.7, "text": " I think Manus is probably the worst fight you can get there."}, {"start": 25259.7, "end": 25261.7, "text": " There's just not much room."}, {"start": 25261.7, "end": 25264.7, "text": " And if he does the combo attack, you're just dead."}, {"start": 25264.7, "end": 25269.16, "text": " If you don't have room to dodge it, which is I didn't"}, {"start": 25271.68, "end": 25275.5, "text": " We're soul salt I need to desalt was in soul salt salt salt salt salt salt salt"}, {"start": 25287.68, "end": 25290.08, "text": " It's time I low key want to try the"}, {"start": 25292.12, "end": 25294.12, "text": " Spectator mom"}, {"start": 25294.7, "end": 25300.06, "text": " Let me see. Ah, let's see here the demand of the salad"}, {"start": 25307.54, "end": 25309.54, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 25311.7, "end": 25318.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna watch that we're gonna watch that let me just get my soup I'm super hungry no pun intended"}, {"start": 25318.260000000002, "end": 25320.46, "text": " It's pretty good though. I'll do this"}, {"start": 25322.14, "end": 25324.14, "text": " Let's do a little chat"}, {"start": 25324.7, "end": 25332.04, "text": " I'm doing a chat gamble!"}, {"start": 25332.04, "end": 25354.66, "text": " Put me in, coach!"}, {"start": 25354.66, "end": 25367.22, "text": " me in am I in oh I'm much on the pokemon much on I'm blue team by the way go blue team"}, {"start": 25864.66, "end": 25894.02, "text": " who won? me? oh i can finally watch some salt!"}, {"start": 25894.02, "end": 25907.7, "text": " other people than me blue one but yeah I was in a blue team fuck yeah"}, {"start": 25912.02, "end": 25917.02, "text": " please have something"}, {"start": 25917.02, "end": 25924.02, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 25924.02, "end": 25927.02, "text": " Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 25927.02, "end": 25929.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 25929.02, "end": 25930.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 25930.02, "end": 25931.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 25931.02, "end": 25932.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 25932.02, "end": 25933.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 25933.02, "end": 25934.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 25934.02, "end": 25936.02, "text": " You keep getting me!"}, {"start": 25936.02, "end": 25937.02, "text": " This is so dumb!"}, {"start": 25937.02, "end": 25939.02, "text": " That was, that was, that was so bad!"}, {"start": 25939.02, "end": 25942.02, "text": " That was the worst thing I've ever done in this game!"}, {"start": 25942.02, "end": 25944.02, "text": " That's pretty bad."}, {"start": 25948.02, "end": 25950.02, "text": " No, you're kidding me. Fuck off, man!"}, {"start": 25950.02, "end": 25952.02, "text": " Fuck this game!"}, {"start": 25952.02, "end": 25954.02, "text": " God, that's fucking stupid, dude."}, {"start": 25956.02, "end": 25958.02, "text": " A lot of coins."}, {"start": 25958.02, "end": 25960.02, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 25960.02, "end": 25962.02, "text": " Bitch!"}, {"start": 25966.02, "end": 25968.02, "text": " I'm gonna kill you with that!"}, {"start": 25968.02, "end": 25970.02, "text": " Kill you!"}, {"start": 25970.02, "end": 25971.48, "text": " He's alive he's fucked!"}, {"start": 25974.32, "end": 25976.18, "text": " Wait how do you want to kill him before he fucking spawns him?"}, {"start": 25976.82, "end": 25977.58, "text": " NO!"}, {"start": 25978.24, "end": 25979.68, "text": " Dude it's so over like"}, {"start": 25979.68, "end": 25982.0, "text": " WHAT IS THIS?"}, {"start": 25982.0, "end": 25983.12, "text": " Suck my-"}, {"start": 25991.600000000002, "end": 25993.28, "text": " WHYYYYYYYY???"}, {"start": 25996.8, "end": 25999.12, "text": " RUN YOU SUCKED SON OF A BITCH!"}, {"start": 25999.12, "end": 26001.12, "text": " Oh god, I forgot about this gun."}, {"start": 26001.12, "end": 26003.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 26003.12, "end": 26005.12, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 26010.12, "end": 26012.12, "text": " I'm a little sussed out."}, {"start": 26013.12, "end": 26015.12, "text": " Here it comes!"}, {"start": 26017.12, "end": 26019.12, "text": " No, not like this, dude!"}, {"start": 26020.12, "end": 26023.12, "text": " No freaking way, man."}, {"start": 26024.12, "end": 26027.12, "text": " Oh my god, I went too far to the left."}, {"start": 26029.12, "end": 26038.32, "text": " Oh fuck off there is no way you made that there is no way you fucking made that that is fucking crazy"}, {"start": 26043.16, "end": 26045.16, "text": " Bullshit"}, {"start": 26059.12, "end": 26061.12, "text": " I guessed."}, {"start": 26061.12, "end": 26063.12, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 26063.12, "end": 26067.12, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 26067.12, "end": 26071.12, "text": " That's kind of sick though."}, {"start": 26071.12, "end": 26073.12, "text": " Like a Godzilla movie."}, {"start": 26077.12, "end": 26079.12, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 26081.12, "end": 26083.12, "text": " Aw, dude!"}, {"start": 26083.12, "end": 26087.12, "text": " Why is this game so bad?"}, {"start": 26087.12, "end": 26090.399999999998, "text": " Why is it so bad all the time?"}, {"start": 26093.92, "end": 26094.64, "text": " A gun?"}, {"start": 26096.879999999997, "end": 26097.379999999997, "text": " Dead."}, {"start": 26097.739999999998, "end": 26098.239999999998, "text": " Dead."}, {"start": 26098.24, "end": 26104.0, "text": " Noooo!"}, {"start": 26114.5, "end": 26117.72, "text": " No fucking problem."}, {"start": 26118.58, "end": 26120.74, "text": " What you doing?"}, {"start": 26121.600000000002, "end": 26122.22, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 26125.260000000002, "end": 26126.440000000002, "text": " Potemizer!"}, {"start": 26128.24, "end": 26139.2, "text": " What? Why was the elevator off?"}, {"start": 26139.2, "end": 26146.2, "text": " Unlucky! Lord Vessel!"}, {"start": 26146.2, "end": 26148.2, "text": " What the HELL?!"}, {"start": 26148.2, "end": 26150.2, "text": " Don't die!"}, {"start": 26150.2, "end": 26152.2, "text": " Don't die!"}, {"start": 26156.2, "end": 26158.2, "text": " Please don't die."}, {"start": 26158.2, "end": 26160.2, "text": " Please don't die."}, {"start": 26162.2, "end": 26164.2, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 26164.2, "end": 26166.2, "text": " Don't die!"}, {"start": 26166.2, "end": 26168.2, "text": " Oh my god, please!"}, {"start": 26170.2, "end": 26172.2, "text": " I'm fucking dead!"}, {"start": 26172.2, "end": 26174.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26192.64, "end": 26194.8, "text": " See that's why he's so scary"}, {"start": 26198.22, "end": 26200.38, "text": " Woody this was doing the me room"}, {"start": 26202.2, "end": 26208.2, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 26208.2, "end": 26211.2, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 26211.2, "end": 26218.2, "text": " Bro, you just sent me so far."}, {"start": 26218.2, "end": 26223.2, "text": " I skipped 10k hours in the game first place, but I do not have 15k hours in this game."}, {"start": 26223.2, "end": 26225.2, "text": " Okay, poison!"}, {"start": 26225.2, "end": 26226.2, "text": " Cool, dude!"}, {"start": 26226.2, "end": 26229.2, "text": " Why am I only getting shit enemies right now?"}, {"start": 26229.2, "end": 26239.84, "text": " care cb or is the person I think bro bro every start I get so many shit enemies I"}, {"start": 26239.84, "end": 26246.14, "text": " look like I'm seeing like Ella this solid doing these pushovers in the"}, {"start": 26246.14, "end": 26253.84, "text": " beginning oh okay how was that even that those enemies weren't even bad"}, {"start": 26253.84, "end": 26258.36, "text": " Okay that DLC guy kind of scares me."}, {"start": 26264.24, "end": 26270.28, "text": " Okay I guess I- Bro where is this where? Where is this enemy? Where did he come from?"}, {"start": 26270.28, "end": 26277.44, "text": " I didn't see fucking shit bro. Doesn't enemy spawn when you when you go?"}, {"start": 26277.440000000002, "end": 26302.440000000002, "text": " I don't know what to do with this one for, man."}, {"start": 26302.440000000002, "end": 26302.940000000002, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 26304.440000000002, "end": 26306.940000000002, "text": " Uh, what am I doing this one for, man?"}, {"start": 26306.940000000002, "end": 26309.440000000002, "text": " I'm fucking burning, I did it."}, {"start": 26311.440000000002, "end": 26313.940000000002, "text": " D'oh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da!"}, {"start": 26317.440000000002, "end": 26318.940000000002, "text": " AHH!"}, {"start": 26319.440000000002, "end": 26320.940000000002, "text": " Ahahahah!"}, {"start": 26322.940000000002, "end": 26324.440000000002, "text": " Oi, he's alive!"}, {"start": 26325.440000000002, "end": 26326.940000000002, "text": " Alright! See ya!"}, {"start": 26327.940000000002, "end": 26328.940000000002, "text": " Okay, good to hit me!"}, {"start": 26330.440000000002, "end": 26330.940000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 26332.440000000002, "end": 26339.440000000002, "text": " I was a man!"}, {"start": 26339.440000000002, "end": 26342.440000000002, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 26342.440000000002, "end": 26345.440000000002, "text": " Full shape!"}, {"start": 26345.440000000002, "end": 26347.440000000002, "text": " Fucking..."}, {"start": 26347.440000000002, "end": 26350.440000000002, "text": " You know what? That was the closest I've got to killing him yet."}, {"start": 26350.440000000002, "end": 26353.440000000002, "text": " No, it's over! It's not over!"}, {"start": 26353.440000000002, "end": 26355.440000000002, "text": " Fucked up situation."}, {"start": 26355.440000000002, "end": 26357.440000000002, "text": " Oh god, but I'm still here."}, {"start": 26362.440000000002, "end": 26372.440000000002, "text": " I feel like we should maybe go for a smoke."}, {"start": 26372.440000000002, "end": 26387.280000000002, "text": " I'm dead. What? What? Come on!"}, {"start": 26387.28, "end": 26409.28, "text": " No, he should be fine."}, {"start": 26409.28, "end": 26411.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26411.36, "end": 26411.84, "text": " HA HA"}, {"start": 26418.079999999998, "end": 26419.18, "text": " Ha oops"}, {"start": 26425.84, "end": 26426.66, "text": " HA"}, {"start": 26427.899999999998, "end": 26428.739999999998, "text": " Woooo"}, {"start": 26430.64, "end": 26432.12, "text": " Talk again"}, {"start": 26433.68, "end": 26434.18, "text": " NO"}, {"start": 26435.14, "end": 26437.16, "text": " No, no,no, no,no,no,no,"}, {"start": 26437.3, "end": 26438.62, "text": " NONONONONO"}, {"start": 26439.14, "end": 26440.36, "text": " NONONONO"}, {"start": 26440.46, "end": 26441.1, "text": " No,no"}, {"start": 26441.100000000002, "end": 26444.440000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 26444.440000000002, "end": 26447.680000000004, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 26447.680000000004, "end": 26452.08, "text": " Go, go, roll, roll, roll."}, {"start": 26452.08, "end": 26455.480000000003, "text": " Touch, touch, touch."}, {"start": 26455.480000000003, "end": 26459.780000000002, "text": " It could have been any other enemy except the fucking rocks."}, {"start": 26463.000000000004, "end": 26463.800000000003, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 26466.600000000002, "end": 26467.100000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 26471.100000000002, "end": 26478.100000000002, "text": " This game is so fucking cool."}, {"start": 26478.100000000002, "end": 26481.100000000002, "text": " I got a fucking... I couldn't fucking roll bro."}, {"start": 26481.100000000002, "end": 26483.100000000002, "text": " I got a fucking store..."}, {"start": 26483.100000000002, "end": 26486.100000000002, "text": " This fucking game dude."}, {"start": 26486.100000000002, "end": 26488.100000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 26492.100000000002, "end": 26494.100000000002, "text": " Kick input."}, {"start": 26494.100000000002, "end": 26495.100000000002, "text": " And then it misses!"}, {"start": 26495.100000000002, "end": 26497.100000000002, "text": " Oh you kicked it!"}, {"start": 26497.100000000002, "end": 26503.100000000002, "text": " Oh my god, how did the kid miss? He was right in front of me!"}, {"start": 26504.100000000002, "end": 26507.100000000002, "text": " Oh my god, there!"}, {"start": 26508.100000000002, "end": 26511.100000000002, "text": " Is that Red Phantom's weapon? What is it?"}, {"start": 26513.100000000002, "end": 26514.100000000002, "text": " Gravelord."}, {"start": 26515.100000000002, "end": 26516.100000000002, "text": " Ah, English!"}, {"start": 26517.100000000002, "end": 26518.100000000002, "text": " I didn't hit him!"}, {"start": 26520.100000000002, "end": 26521.100000000002, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 26522.100000000002, "end": 26525.100000000002, "text": " I've been kind of curious to see what kind of adds I get."}, {"start": 26527.100000000002, "end": 26534.100000000002, "text": " What is this game?"}, {"start": 26534.100000000002, "end": 26537.100000000002, "text": " What was?"}, {"start": 26537.100000000002, "end": 26542.100000000002, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 26542.100000000002, "end": 26551.100000000002, "text": " I can't even..."}, {"start": 26551.100000000002, "end": 26553.100000000002, "text": " Why are you back?"}, {"start": 26553.100000000002, "end": 26555.100000000002, "text": " Get something for him!"}, {"start": 26560.9, "end": 26562.9, "text": " WAAAH!"}, {"start": 26562.9, "end": 26563.9, "text": " I'm in."}, {"start": 26563.9, "end": 26566.9, "text": " Dude, I am swear to god I'm actually gonna have a heart attack."}, {"start": 26566.9, "end": 26584.74, "text": " Oh, when's the next one?"}, {"start": 26584.74, "end": 26585.82, "text": " It's over already."}, {"start": 26585.82, "end": 26586.82, "text": " I will link it."}, {"start": 26586.82, "end": 26588.620000000003, "text": " I'll link it right here."}, {"start": 26588.620000000003, "end": 26590.620000000003, "text": " Leafa like."}, {"start": 26590.620000000003, "end": 26594.66, "text": " Leafa, Leafa, Leafa, Leafa."}, {"start": 26594.66, "end": 26596.66, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 26596.66, "end": 26606.04, "text": " I love how everyone had actually unlucky deaths, but else we're all almost skill issues, what?"}, {"start": 26606.04, "end": 26612.14, "text": " That's a one guy, that's a- no I'm not taking the bait, that's a fucking one guy, that is"}, {"start": 26612.14, "end": 26618.82, "text": " an insane one guy, that's a crazy one guy."}, {"start": 26618.82, "end": 26630.82, "text": " I think we've seen this one, I think so."}, {"start": 26630.82, "end": 26643.26, "text": " Ah, damn, I look forward to episode 8."}, {"start": 26643.26, "end": 26647.38, "text": " I look forward to episode 8."}, {"start": 26647.38, "end": 26651.260000000002, "text": " Do you ever do old school hit my one to the newest hit my nowadays marathon run?"}, {"start": 26651.260000000002, "end": 26656.82, "text": " I don't know how to run those old ones."}, {"start": 26656.82, "end": 26661.54, "text": " No my shirt says bull of my valentine."}, {"start": 26661.54, "end": 26662.54, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 26662.54, "end": 26663.54, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 26663.54, "end": 26665.66, "text": " My deaths are skill issue by the way."}, {"start": 26665.66, "end": 26666.66, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 26666.66, "end": 26667.66, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 26667.66, "end": 26668.66, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 26668.66, "end": 26669.66, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 26669.66, "end": 26670.66, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 26670.66, "end": 26671.66, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 26671.66, "end": 26672.66, "text": " Skill issue!"}, {"start": 26672.66, "end": 26673.66, "text": " I knew it!"}, {"start": 26673.66, "end": 26674.66, "text": " I knew it!"}, {"start": 26674.66, "end": 26675.66, "text": " Yes, yes, yes!"}, {"start": 26675.66, "end": 26676.66, "text": " Skill issue!"}, {"start": 26676.66, "end": 26686.94, "text": " yeah yeah yeah yeah big skill issue big skill issue right here yeah huge huge"}, {"start": 26686.940000000002, "end": 26688.940000000002, "text": " Tick! I fucking knew it!"}, {"start": 26692.940000000002, "end": 26694.940000000002, "text": " I can go on again."}, {"start": 26696.940000000002, "end": 26698.940000000002, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 26716.940000000002, "end": 26733.660000000003, "text": " I'm so unlucky."}, {"start": 26733.660000000003, "end": 26739.340000000004, "text": " Quote of another Swedish streamer."}, {"start": 26739.340000000004, "end": 26741.86, "text": " Why didn't I roll?"}, {"start": 26741.86, "end": 26743.780000000002, "text": " What that, what do you mean roll?"}, {"start": 26743.78, "end": 26750.78, "text": " Am I supposed to roll over the gap?"}, {"start": 26750.78, "end": 26764.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26764.78, "end": 26766.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26766.78, "end": 26768.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26768.78, "end": 26770.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26770.78, "end": 26772.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26772.78, "end": 26774.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26774.78, "end": 26776.78, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26776.78, "end": 26784.78, "text": " Fair enemy. Fair and fun enemy."}, {"start": 26784.78, "end": 26790.78, "text": " Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya."}, {"start": 26790.78, "end": 26794.78, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 26794.78, "end": 26799.78, "text": " Soulchain? Yeah, I know about it."}, {"start": 26799.78, "end": 26804.78, "text": " This thing."}, {"start": 26804.78, "end": 26814.14, "text": " name yourself this thing and you get blacksmith giant hammer immediately"}, {"start": 26814.14, "end": 26821.86, "text": " insane I want to play why do I like why yeah"}, {"start": 26821.86, "end": 26828.86, "text": " Uh, link this clip? Yeah, sure, hold up."}, {"start": 26828.86, "end": 26831.86, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 26831.86, "end": 26844.86, "text": " Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba."}, {"start": 26844.86, "end": 26847.9, "text": " This pasted devs truuuuuue"}, {"start": 26848.3, "end": 26851.3, "text": " TRUUUUE what he's saying is the TRUTH"}, {"start": 26853.18, "end": 26854.3, "text": " Thank you, I taste"}, {"start": 26858.3, "end": 26859.82, "text": " Was this seat randomized?"}, {"start": 26860.7, "end": 26862.06, "text": " Oom, it might..."}, {"start": 26863.5, "end": 26864.78, "text": " No, it should be"}, {"start": 26865.66, "end": 26868.14, "text": " I don't recognize my starting classes at all"}, {"start": 26874.86, "end": 26889.46, "text": " I mean last run I had blacksmith giant hammer with night it's the same see"}, {"start": 26889.46, "end": 26894.02, "text": " shit this is awful fuck what a horrible thing to see when you tab out"}, {"start": 26894.02, "end": 26895.82, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 26895.82, "end": 26912.06, "text": " is it easy to install the free cam mod"}, {"start": 26912.06, "end": 26923.34, "text": " I have it open here it's through"}, {"start": 26923.34, "end": 26929.5, "text": " thunder installed with mode manager it sounds like it's very easy"}, {"start": 26929.5, "end": 26936.38, "text": " free cam use for horizontal movement and free cam travel faster okay he is used"}, {"start": 26936.38, "end": 26938.9, "text": " for that"}, {"start": 26940.1, "end": 26945.54, "text": " yeah maybe we can do some garfing tomorrow yeah rule for say it is the"}, {"start": 26945.54, "end": 26964.66, "text": " creator doesn't want us to like share it I believe I this thing hey you hey you"}, {"start": 26964.66, "end": 26968.100000000002, "text": " know what I'll take a morning star"}, {"start": 26968.100000000002, "end": 26983.500000000004, "text": " I beat this run a year ago, well with the old Rhino."}, {"start": 26983.5, "end": 26990.5, "text": " In the age of eight..."}, {"start": 27000.22, "end": 27003.12, "text": " You need to do these two random... Yeah, there's a new these two random."}, {"start": 27003.12, "end": 27010.12, "text": " And there's a new RE4 random."}, {"start": 27010.12, "end": 27011.4, "text": " No, I'm not done with Samorica."}, {"start": 27011.4, "end": 27016.88, "text": " I'm just like it's 11 10 p.m. There's no point in starting it now. I'll also get a wrong going"}, {"start": 27026.16, "end": 27032.0, "text": " We got time for some nautica bruv and not today, but maybe tomorrow nido"}, {"start": 27034.280000000002, "end": 27036.280000000002, "text": " All right, that's Alan"}, {"start": 27041.4, "end": 27044.4, "text": " I'm going to install the Gar Freakamp mod we can test it tomorrow."}, {"start": 27047.4, "end": 27048.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 27060.9, "end": 27063.4, "text": " So good, acid sabers, so damn good."}, {"start": 27063.4, "end": 27072.68, "text": " new re4 rando is peaked the two rounds last month had a blast fuck yeah"}, {"start": 27072.68, "end": 27075.24, "text": " favorite dark souls title"}, {"start": 27075.24, "end": 27077.24, "text": " I'm regretting."}, {"start": 27077.24, "end": 27079.24, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 27090.24, "end": 27091.24, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 27093.24, "end": 27096.24, "text": " You're probably prepared to die."}, {"start": 27100.24, "end": 27102.24, "text": " I frame, I frame, I frame."}, {"start": 27102.24, "end": 27104.24, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 27105.24, "end": 27124.120000000003, "text": " Yeah, I can easily do it."}, {"start": 27124.12, "end": 27126.12, "text": " Watch and learn, little nephew!"}, {"start": 27154.12, "end": 27162.079999999998, "text": " cool player thanks for the raid and snipe mare you too thanks for the raid"}, {"start": 27162.08, "end": 27164.08, "text": " I hope you guys are good scrums."}, {"start": 27164.08, "end": 27166.08, "text": " Now, let's see what happens."}, {"start": 27166.08, "end": 27168.08, "text": " Chill out!"}, {"start": 27192.08, "end": 27199.08, "text": " The Drip."}, {"start": 27199.08, "end": 27212.08, "text": " That's a run I guess."}, {"start": 27212.08, "end": 27219.08, "text": " The drip?"}, {"start": 27219.08, "end": 27226.08, "text": " That's a run I guess."}, {"start": 27242.08, "end": 27267.56, "text": " It's a loot run! That's what it is. Wow, this shittiest weapon in the game! Holy!"}, {"start": 27267.56, "end": 27269.56, "text": " There's no way Hob doesn't know how to hit Rando."}, {"start": 27279.56, "end": 27281.56, "text": " Mouth spray."}, {"start": 27281.56, "end": 27284.56, "text": " Is it called that in poorly translated? I think it is, right?"}, {"start": 27297.56, "end": 27317.4, "text": " me share my miracles oh soul of menace come again oh it's again"}, {"start": 27317.4, "end": 27328.84, "text": " Hell yeah, I love that banger."}, {"start": 27328.84, "end": 27335.16, "text": " Yeah, that is this guy, that's a great game, it's very good."}, {"start": 27335.16, "end": 27345.16, "text": " Yeah, Millicent, uh..."}, {"start": 27345.16, "end": 27359.16, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 27359.16, "end": 27366.16, "text": " sorry i cannot click it at the moment"}, {"start": 27374.4, "end": 27377.4, "text": " dancy dancy party party"}, {"start": 27377.4, "end": 27379.4, "text": " na na na na na na"}, {"start": 27379.4, "end": 27386.4, "text": " or something like that"}, {"start": 27386.4, "end": 27388.4, "text": " FAP"}, {"start": 27388.4, "end": 27392.72, "text": " fuck yeah"}, {"start": 27392.72, "end": 27396.480000000003, "text": " okay that's good uh was there anything i could remove the shield with"}, {"start": 27396.480000000003, "end": 27399.600000000002, "text": " do i got to visit andre"}, {"start": 27402.08, "end": 27404.72, "text": " come again"}, {"start": 27405.280000000002, "end": 27408.72, "text": " na na na na na na na"}, {"start": 27418.4, "end": 27433.84, "text": " I'd rather add Elas 11 than Jorkin."}, {"start": 27433.84, "end": 27450.8, "text": " And that last 11 is... well, you know what it is."}, {"start": 27450.8, "end": 27452.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 27471.239999999998, "end": 27473.239999999998, "text": " Come back"}, {"start": 27480.8, "end": 27498.239999999998, "text": " That guy does sound a bit like Slad, you're right, he does."}, {"start": 27498.24, "end": 27500.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 27508.640000000003, "end": 27511.2, "text": " Alright time to bait this guy I guess"}, {"start": 27514.24, "end": 27516.920000000002, "text": " Oh yo yo yoy oh yoy"}, {"start": 27524.320000000003, "end": 27526.320000000003, "text": " Don't shoot"}, {"start": 27528.24, "end": 27541.24, "text": " the"}, {"start": 27541.24, "end": 27567.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 27567.24, "end": 27577.24, "text": " I don't know what's going on here."}, {"start": 27577.24, "end": 27581.18, "text": " Do we two 1.0 would release?"}, {"start": 27581.18, "end": 27591.460000000003, "text": " Is it this year?"}, {"start": 27591.46, "end": 27593.46, "text": " You just gotta be patient on the puppy."}, {"start": 27600.1, "end": 27601.7, "text": " Woooo!"}, {"start": 27601.7, "end": 27603.219999999998, "text": " Grass-crushed shield!"}, {"start": 27603.54, "end": 27605.059999999998, "text": " And a mask of the mother!"}, {"start": 27607.14, "end": 27609.46, "text": " New Diablo 4 season fucks!"}, {"start": 27610.739999999998, "end": 27611.54, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 27612.5, "end": 27613.62, "text": " Yeah, it's good, right?"}, {"start": 27614.66, "end": 27615.62, "text": " This is Nems."}, {"start": 27615.78, "end": 27616.28, "text": " NEMS?"}, {"start": 27617.14, "end": 27617.64, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 27618.1, "end": 27618.98, "text": " You must be..."}, {"start": 27619.3, "end": 27620.02, "text": " a hamper!"}, {"start": 27620.02, "end": 27626.5, "text": " very sorry the incense must have masked your sin I can I can hear it yeah if"}, {"start": 27626.5, "end": 27634.3, "text": " you think that it's him it sounds like him that's funny"}, {"start": 27634.3, "end": 27650.899999999998, "text": " I shouldn't have done that, I shouldn't have done that, I shouldn't have done that chat,"}, {"start": 27650.899999999998, "end": 27663.86, "text": " chat I shouldn't have done that, chat help, no, not the grab in the corner, help, help,"}, {"start": 27663.86, "end": 27692.86, "text": " I fucking press roll."}, {"start": 27692.86, "end": 27694.86, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27701.14, "end": 27703.14, "text": " This game is so bad"}, {"start": 27710.760000000002, "end": 27714.420000000002, "text": " What a day huh, what a fucking day"}, {"start": 27722.86, "end": 27730.08, "text": " Oh, that's the display is pretty good"}, {"start": 27745.4, "end": 27748.12, "text": " God today has been sucky sucky dude"}, {"start": 27752.86, "end": 27759.86, "text": " But I will not give up. Never, never give up."}, {"start": 27759.86, "end": 27765.86, "text": " Oooooooh!"}, {"start": 27765.86, "end": 27770.86, "text": " Quillag's Fury Blade! That's a banger."}, {"start": 27773.86, "end": 27776.86, "text": " And I can start with Blackfire Bombs."}, {"start": 27776.86, "end": 27781.86, "text": " Alright Chad, this is a boss kill run. I'm gonna be in Anor Londo within the first..."}, {"start": 27781.86, "end": 27792.74, "text": " within 40 minutes unironically watch"}, {"start": 27802.66, "end": 27810.34, "text": " I'll get sent to PD many to Manus but if I do your band can go back all right"}, {"start": 27811.86, "end": 27831.48, "text": " Listen, I just had food, I'm fully re-edit- I need to eat again on- I need to start eating"}, {"start": 27831.48, "end": 27837.14, "text": " on stream again, like at like 8 or 9pm."}, {"start": 27837.14, "end": 27841.58, "text": " I gotta stop not doing that."}, {"start": 27841.58, "end": 27843.58, "text": " So, oh fuck off!"}, {"start": 27868.300000000003, "end": 27869.980000000003, "text": " What can I do, dude?"}, {"start": 27869.980000000003, "end": 27871.460000000003, "text": " What can I do?"}, {"start": 27871.46, "end": 27873.46, "text": " What is happening today?"}, {"start": 27881.94, "end": 27885.44, "text": " Awww, Yoshi, help!"}, {"start": 27898.559999999998, "end": 27900.559999999998, "text": " Yoshi, help!"}, {"start": 27901.46, "end": 27903.46, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 27903.46, "end": 27905.46, "text": " He would never..."}, {"start": 27915.46, "end": 27919.46, "text": " Pay attention!"}, {"start": 27931.46, "end": 27938.46, "text": " chat anilanda within the first 40 minutes"}, {"start": 27961.46, "end": 27975.28, "text": " It's officially one half an hour left until they close Wings for Life."}, {"start": 27975.28, "end": 27982.579999999998, "text": " It is the world's biggest charity run that you can do in your backyard if you want."}, {"start": 27982.579999999998, "end": 27983.579999999998, "text": " You don't even have to run."}, {"start": 27983.579999999998, "end": 27991.0, "text": " You can walk or crawl or fucking just lay there and look up into the sky."}, {"start": 27991.0, "end": 27996.24, "text": " have a team for it just for the community here it's not a competition"}, {"start": 27996.24, "end": 28005.58, "text": " anything it's just like for charity the what do you say the fee for joining"}, {"start": 28005.58, "end": 28012.8, "text": " everything goes to charity so they close this stuff in 30 minutes gotta keep"}, {"start": 28012.8, "end": 28014.8, "text": " Can speak"}, {"start": 28015.38, "end": 28017.48, "text": " Yeah, you can compete in laying down it's fine"}, {"start": 28019.54, "end": 28026.719999999998, "text": " But we can see how long our team runs how far we go in total, so it's pretty cool"}, {"start": 28032.2, "end": 28034.36, "text": " Let's sick again tomorrow. I feel great. Oh"}, {"start": 28034.36, "end": 28044.68, "text": " Oh, yeah, I didn't even explain how it works."}, {"start": 28044.68, "end": 28049.84, "text": " It starts at 1pm on Sunday, or you should probably check in your area when it starts"}, {"start": 28049.84, "end": 28055.88, "text": " if you're curious."}, {"start": 28055.88, "end": 28060.32, "text": " Basically what happens is there's a car that chases you and when the car catches you, that's"}, {"start": 28060.32, "end": 28064.32, "text": " when you hit the finish line."}, {"start": 28064.32, "end": 28070.0, "text": " most people aren't gonna go to one of the main places where an actual car"}, {"start": 28070.0, "end": 28074.079999999998, "text": " chases you, so there's an app where there's a virtual car that chases you."}, {"start": 28074.079999999998, "end": 28079.84, "text": " You have 30 minutes to run before the car starts and eventually it will catch"}, {"start": 28079.84, "end": 28086.32, "text": " you. If you are walking you will walk about 40-ish minutes until it catches"}, {"start": 28086.32, "end": 28090.079999999998, "text": " you, so not too bad."}, {"start": 28094.32, "end": 28101.32, "text": " That's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 28101.32, "end": 28110.32, "text": " That's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 28110.32, "end": 28117.32, "text": " That's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 28117.32, "end": 28119.32, "text": " It's a 30-minute head start"}, {"start": 28124.16, "end": 28126.56, "text": " Unless they changed it but not that I've heard"}, {"start": 28126.56, "end": 28152.960000000003, "text": " was the link exclamation mark wings for life it takes you to the stream team here and that's"}, {"start": 28152.96, "end": 28155.2, "text": " That's where you get the app."}, {"start": 28155.2, "end": 28164.92, "text": " The app is called Wings for Live World Run."}, {"start": 28164.92, "end": 28170.079999999998, "text": " All the fees, like when you enter, I think it's like 25 bucks to enter."}, {"start": 28170.079999999998, "end": 28179.46, "text": " That whole 25 bucks goes to, hey, you, Paralyptic Research, if I'm not mistaken."}, {"start": 28179.46, "end": 28186.219999999998, "text": " people people who can't run they join am I streaming the events no I'm not even"}, {"start": 28186.219999999998, "end": 28188.5, "text": " sure how much I can run"}, {"start": 28188.5, "end": 28198.42, "text": " cool take very cool"}, {"start": 28199.42, "end": 28207.42, "text": " good or mid-rolling let's go how fast does the cargo when it starts it does"}, {"start": 28207.420000000002, "end": 28211.04, "text": " 15 kilometers per hour, but then it gradually increases"}, {"start": 28214.86, "end": 28220.02, "text": " Some interesting info the winners of Wings for life the last three years"}, {"start": 28220.940000000002, "end": 28225.54, "text": " It was three years. They have all ran 65k plus kilometers"}, {"start": 28226.500000000004, "end": 28228.940000000002, "text": " Which is fucking mental"}, {"start": 28228.940000000002, "end": 28241.54, "text": " keep in mind the car speeds up faster and faster the longer you go so I"}, {"start": 28241.54, "end": 28246.500000000004, "text": " wonder how fast the car goes when you're like 50k plus"}, {"start": 28246.5, "end": 28255.46, "text": " Are they trotting a charity event?"}, {"start": 28255.46, "end": 28262.14, "text": " Some people have it like, oh, for every kilometer, $10 gets donated for example."}, {"start": 28262.14, "end": 28263.86, "text": " You can bet on people."}, {"start": 28263.86, "end": 28267.9, "text": " Someone's done that on me and our team, in the stream team."}, {"start": 28267.9, "end": 28274.5, "text": " Like five bucks to the charity per kilometer I run."}, {"start": 28274.5, "end": 28275.5, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 28275.5, "end": 28283.26, "text": " goal well my goal was like an 18k but I I'm not sure I can do that now I'll have"}, {"start": 28283.26, "end": 28288.7, "text": " a heart attack or something we'll see how healthy I get before Sunday"}, {"start": 28292.18, "end": 28299.76, "text": " hey you you're afraid 93rd member of the mega running team reporting it or did"}, {"start": 28299.76, "end": 28303.02, "text": " a test run of three kilometers and died so out of shape but you fucking did it"}, {"start": 28303.02, "end": 28313.58, "text": " refraining that's what matters let's go I did a test run with with the app you"}, {"start": 28313.58, "end": 28318.86, "text": " can do a test run and then you can choose how much head start you want on the"}, {"start": 28318.86, "end": 28324.14, "text": " main day is 30 minutes you can choose 10 or 20 minutes in a test run so I did"}, {"start": 28324.14, "end": 28336.5, "text": " 20 minutes and I got 14 kilometers and like 14.96. So with a 10 extra leeway 10 extra"}, {"start": 28336.5, "end": 28351.98, "text": " minutes yeah could probably hit around 17 well before I got sick. Oh 30 minutes to the"}, {"start": 28351.98, "end": 28355.98, "text": " first hour it's 14 kilometers per hour one hour two and a half hours 15"}, {"start": 28355.98, "end": 28360.62, "text": " kilometers and then it increases to 22 kilometers per hour four and a half hour"}, {"start": 28360.62, "end": 28367.98, "text": " plus oh four and a half hour plus it's 34 kilometers per hour until everyone is"}, {"start": 28367.98, "end": 28373.26, "text": " past our dogs allowed yeah you can walk your dog during the event instead of"}, {"start": 28373.26, "end": 28379.3, "text": " running Mika is gonna do that just gonna walk that little rascal"}, {"start": 28381.98, "end": 28387.02, "text": " Have you thought of doing kula mananya?"}, {"start": 28387.02, "end": 28393.98, "text": " I will do it, just don't know when, but I will."}, {"start": 28393.98, "end": 28400.14, "text": " Yeah, my friend did Wings for Life."}, {"start": 28400.14, "end": 28402.54, "text": " He walked his baby during it."}, {"start": 28402.54, "end": 28405.22, "text": " He said he got about 40 minutes and then the car caught him."}, {"start": 28405.22, "end": 28407.7, "text": " My baby in a carriage."}, {"start": 28407.7, "end": 28410.7, "text": " She was a new, uh, brand new father."}, {"start": 28410.7, "end": 28416.7, "text": " Why'd people have before my 30th birthday my brother got me the Dark Souls Complete Collection Book comic thing?"}, {"start": 28416.7, "end": 28420.7, "text": " Yeah, I think, I think I might have it here."}, {"start": 28420.7, "end": 28423.7, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 28423.7, "end": 28424.7, "text": " I might."}, {"start": 28424.7, "end": 28426.7, "text": " I know which one you mean."}, {"start": 28426.7, "end": 28427.7, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 28427.7, "end": 28429.7, "text": " It's sick."}, {"start": 28437.7, "end": 28453.02, "text": " Alright, let's go Anor Londo. We're going to Anor Londo this run. No stalling, no nothing."}, {"start": 28453.02, "end": 28462.34, "text": " I know exactly what my game plan is. It's already in motion. Yaagol then Pepe. I mean"}, {"start": 28462.34, "end": 28467.86, "text": " they have wings for life every year I'm gonna do it every year we can have a"}, {"start": 28467.86, "end": 28473.66, "text": " team every year you can donate without participating yeah I mean you can sign"}, {"start": 28473.66, "end": 28480.46, "text": " up and not participate that's 25 bucks to the charity that's it and then you"}, {"start": 28480.46, "end": 28488.06, "text": " can boost it if you want oh my god the souls holy shit okay dark hand another"}, {"start": 28488.06, "end": 28501.440000000002, "text": " grass press this is good okay yeah let's go marriage let's go is it worldwide it"}, {"start": 28501.440000000002, "end": 28507.100000000002, "text": " is it's the world's biggest running events but yeah you don't even have to"}, {"start": 28537.100000000002, "end": 28544.100000000002, "text": " yeah it's one of these runs"}, {"start": 28550.620000000003, "end": 28557.620000000003, "text": " dent check okay"}, {"start": 28557.62, "end": 28558.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 28558.62, "end": 28564.62, "text": " Well that one's even nicer than I thought."}, {"start": 28564.62, "end": 28565.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 28565.62, "end": 28566.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 28566.62, "end": 28568.62, "text": " What's stopping something?"}, {"start": 28568.62, "end": 28587.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 28587.02, "end": 28590.86, "text": " What's stopping someone from sprinting and then handling the phone to a friend?"}, {"start": 28590.86, "end": 28595.14, "text": " That's a great question, I have no idea."}, {"start": 28595.14, "end": 28597.14, "text": " Never thought about that."}, {"start": 28597.14, "end": 28610.5, "text": " And then your friend keeps running."}, {"start": 28610.5, "end": 28613.54, "text": " Cheating in a charity event, yeah."}, {"start": 28613.54, "end": 28617.739999999998, "text": " Yeah, like a relay."}, {"start": 28617.739999999998, "end": 28622.94, "text": " Does Mika have a gamer dense?"}, {"start": 28622.94, "end": 28626.14, "text": " No, she doesn't."}, {"start": 28626.14, "end": 28634.94, "text": " Mika!"}, {"start": 28634.94, "end": 28636.94, "text": " Do you have a dent?"}, {"start": 28636.94, "end": 28645.739999999998, "text": " It doesn't seem like she does, no."}, {"start": 28645.739999999998, "end": 28654.739999999998, "text": " No dent."}, {"start": 28654.74, "end": 28656.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28671.420000000002, "end": 28673.420000000002, "text": " What up, baby"}, {"start": 28684.74, "end": 28706.460000000003, "text": " This is a disgusting run."}, {"start": 28706.460000000003, "end": 28712.140000000003, "text": " I'm doing the disgusting strat of just having a good weapon and then just pumping bit."}, {"start": 28712.14, "end": 28723.18, "text": " He can really bite you in the ass, depending on the RNG you get, because you won't be"}, {"start": 28723.18, "end": 28728.46, "text": " able to use any other weapons if you get a weapon replacement, unless you're lucky with"}, {"start": 28728.46, "end": 28732.1, "text": " getting a lot of stools."}, {"start": 28732.100000000002, "end": 28734.58, "text": " She can but he's laying like outside my room"}, {"start": 28757.58, "end": 28759.58, "text": " Now she's forcing him"}, {"start": 28762.100000000002, "end": 28780.74, "text": " Hey, it's me, it's Pomellette, man."}, {"start": 28780.74, "end": 28781.74, "text": " There's a Copenhagen Marathon?"}, {"start": 28781.74, "end": 28783.74, "text": " I didn't know that was a thing."}, {"start": 28783.74, "end": 28786.74, "text": " That'd be cool."}, {"start": 28786.74, "end": 28802.66, "text": " Oh, hello, that's a buffed holo."}, {"start": 28802.66, "end": 28807.06, "text": " Where the king runs it."}, {"start": 28807.06, "end": 28813.300000000003, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 28813.3, "end": 28826.7, "text": " a rowing instructor today told me she's doing a rowing marathon next week. It's 100 kilometers,"}, {"start": 28826.7, "end": 28830.7, "text": " Beast! Beast!"}, {"start": 28830.7, "end": 28834.7, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 28842.7, "end": 28846.7, "text": " Ahhhhhh!"}, {"start": 28852.7, "end": 28855.7, "text": " Everywhere I go, I see him!"}, {"start": 28856.7, "end": 28870.3, "text": " Yeah, well you can, this fight alone will take like 20 minutes, so scratch the 40-minute"}, {"start": 28870.3, "end": 28871.3, "text": " thing."}, {"start": 28871.3, "end": 28877.5, "text": " I did say I'll do it unless I get Manus, or some other slow-ass fight like our tour"}, {"start": 28877.5, "end": 28885.98, "text": " is."}, {"start": 28885.98, "end": 28892.14, "text": " Attack to 67 damage. Nah, fuck off, does it?"}, {"start": 28895.82, "end": 28900.22, "text": " Just reset? No. Remember now, Madness is out of the boss pool if I kill him."}, {"start": 28900.22, "end": 28905.5, "text": " We won't see him again. And getting him in this arena is good, like,"}, {"start": 28905.5, "end": 28909.739999999998, "text": " in terms of arena to fight him. It's very free. It's not like fighting him in"}, {"start": 28909.74, "end": 28911.74, "text": " I'm gonna live as arena"}, {"start": 28911.74, "end": 28913.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28934.38, "end": 28939.0, "text": " Now I won't die to him not in this arena I have too much space to play around with"}, {"start": 28939.0, "end": 28945.0, "text": " The only reason he's hard in Iron Golem's arena is because you don't have any space to avoid this."}, {"start": 28950.0, "end": 28956.0, "text": " But now it's like Omega-free. Unless I get hit by the shotgun. The shotgun is the only scary one."}, {"start": 29029.0, "end": 29038.56, "text": " I mean, yeah."}, {"start": 29038.56, "end": 29047.34, "text": " You know what, I actually watched a movie, not long ago, well, Tuesday."}, {"start": 29047.34, "end": 29052.12, "text": " I watched, uh, shit, what is it called?"}, {"start": 29052.12, "end": 29057.12, "text": " uh, Zootopia."}, {"start": 29057.12, "end": 29062.12, "text": " That movie was so fucking good, dude."}, {"start": 29062.12, "end": 29064.12, "text": " Amazing movie."}, {"start": 29069.12, "end": 29072.12, "text": " That sloth scene was hilarious."}, {"start": 29074.12, "end": 29076.12, "text": " I'm watching the second one now."}, {"start": 29082.12, "end": 29111.12, "text": " I'm not watching it now after the stream."}, {"start": 29111.12, "end": 29123.28, "text": " Now comes the spells."}, {"start": 29123.28, "end": 29127.12, "text": " This is where we're gonna watch out for the shotgun."}, {"start": 29127.12, "end": 29129.6, "text": " Which is..."}, {"start": 29129.6, "end": 29131.92, "text": " That spell."}, {"start": 29131.92, "end": 29134.32, "text": " That will murder me."}, {"start": 29134.32, "end": 29136.32, "text": " Scary"}, {"start": 29164.32, "end": 29189.32, "text": " of"}, {"start": 29189.32, "end": 29206.32, "text": " Are you talking to me? I only see you staring there and looking. I can't hear anything."}, {"start": 29206.32, "end": 29215.32, "text": " What? I don't know, I haven't touched it."}, {"start": 29215.32, "end": 29220.32, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 29220.32, "end": 29225.32, "text": " I think you're a closet."}, {"start": 29225.32, "end": 29230.32, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 29335.32, "end": 29352.32, "text": " Yeah, master. But I'm okay with it, you know. Never give up. It could be the run."}, {"start": 29365.32, "end": 29382.84, "text": " Lucas Timothy, Lucas, Lucas Timothy, Lucas Timothy, Lucas Timothy, yeah big baby"}, {"start": 29382.84, "end": 29383.84, "text": " seat here Salus."}, {"start": 29383.84, "end": 29388.04, "text": " I have to be honest, I don't find man as difficult."}, {"start": 29388.04, "end": 29393.88, "text": " I've fought him so, so, so, so many times."}, {"start": 29393.88, "end": 29400.88, "text": " Ow. Okay, I'm getting too cocky. But I still don't find him difficult."}, {"start": 29400.88, "end": 29405.88, "text": " Unless you find him in about, like, Iron Golem Arena, then he's hard."}, {"start": 29408.88, "end": 29412.88, "text": " This is just slow as fuck."}, {"start": 29423.88, "end": 29433.88, "text": " Sixty-seven!"}, {"start": 29433.88, "end": 29447.32, "text": " Ninety-three?"}, {"start": 29447.32, "end": 29452.760000000002, "text": " I should have done more R2s."}, {"start": 29452.760000000002, "end": 29454.760000000002, "text": " I'm getting yellow damage."}, {"start": 29454.760000000002, "end": 29456.760000000002, "text": " I'm getting stamina though."}, {"start": 29482.760000000002, "end": 29511.02, "text": " I literally just sold out"}, {"start": 29511.02, "end": 29521.66, "text": " ah that's too cocky I like actually just zoned out and I was thinking of space or"}, {"start": 29521.66, "end": 29532.38, "text": " something I wasn't paying attention fuck it whatever it's fine it's fine oh too"}, {"start": 29532.38, "end": 29535.78, "text": " late for a fucking it 30 minutes satisfied or whatever that was so I"}, {"start": 29535.78, "end": 29536.98, "text": " I was in 30 minutes."}, {"start": 29539.98, "end": 29542.62, "text": " Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa."}, {"start": 29542.62, "end": 29544.219999999998, "text": " What's that song called?"}, {"start": 29545.219999999998, "end": 29546.42, "text": " Kirby theme."}, {"start": 29548.219999999998, "end": 29549.26, "text": " What is it called?"}, {"start": 29550.5, "end": 29553.219999999998, "text": " Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba."}, {"start": 29553.219999999998, "end": 29556.579999999998, "text": " Bink, bonk, binky bonk."}, {"start": 29556.579999999998, "end": 29557.899999999998, "text": " Dreamland."}, {"start": 29557.899999999998, "end": 29558.739999999998, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 29558.74, "end": 29571.420000000002, "text": " I remember this song, but with the greatest freak out ever remix."}, {"start": 29571.420000000002, "end": 29575.460000000003, "text": " Do you remember this?"}, {"start": 29575.460000000003, "end": 29582.640000000003, "text": " Greatest freak out ever Kirby remix."}, {"start": 29582.640000000003, "end": 29583.640000000003, "text": " This one."}, {"start": 29583.640000000003, "end": 29585.140000000003, "text": " Or is it this one?"}, {"start": 29585.140000000003, "end": 29586.820000000003, "text": " That's the original video."}, {"start": 29588.74, "end": 29590.74, "text": " It's classic dude."}, {"start": 29597.940000000002, "end": 29599.940000000002, "text": " What a banger!"}, {"start": 29607.54, "end": 29610.84, "text": " Wait, there's a gachi version? What?"}, {"start": 29618.74, "end": 29620.74, "text": " I didn't know that!"}, {"start": 29623.74, "end": 29629.7, "text": " Classic dude the original video has a hundred and fourteen million videos hasn't used that's insane"}, {"start": 29631.38, "end": 29635.780000000002, "text": " It was a shotgun that killed me in the mad as far right the move I said I need to watch out for"}, {"start": 29640.5, "end": 29642.5, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 29642.5, "end": 29649.18, "text": " I was a shock I'm gonna kill me. Yeah, I fucking zoned out. I just I just like kind of woke up and I was dead"}, {"start": 29664.58, "end": 29666.58, "text": " Oh, it's alright"}, {"start": 29672.5, "end": 29674.5, "text": " It's definitely not the best"}, {"start": 29677.56, "end": 29682.34, "text": " Wrong version, yeah, I am listening to wrong version. Oh, you mean there's another version of this"}, {"start": 29682.34, "end": 29683.34, "text": " This."}, {"start": 29701.34, "end": 29702.34, "text": " Wrong again."}, {"start": 29706.34, "end": 29707.34, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 29712.34, "end": 29714.8, "text": " Okay, so that's not the one either. What about this one?"}, {"start": 29717.3, "end": 29718.5, "text": " Well, that's not Gachi."}, {"start": 29722.86, "end": 29724.06, "text": " Found it, okay."}, {"start": 29727.18, "end": 29730.26, "text": " Right, this is not Gachi. I thought we were listening to Gachi."}, {"start": 29742.34, "end": 29750.46, "text": " just watch it okay wait wait what is this Kirby Superstar Gourmet Race"}, {"start": 29750.46, "end": 29770.74, "text": " gameplay by Aniki Billy Fett okay alright okay I see I see is this safe it's"}, {"start": 29770.74, "end": 29771.74, "text": " It's safe, right?"}, {"start": 29775.74, "end": 29776.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 29776.74, "end": 29779.74, "text": " Oh, this is 14 years ago, what?"}, {"start": 29785.74, "end": 29788.74, "text": " I'm ready with this, here."}, {"start": 29800.74, "end": 29824.74, "text": " I wouldn't risk it, alright? Let's watch the whole murmurs."}, {"start": 29824.74, "end": 29841.74, "text": " BANGERS! BANGERS over here dude! BANGERS! BANGERS! 1 hour of silence, occasion interrupted"}, {"start": 29841.74, "end": 29846.980000000003, "text": " by he he there's a pattern I saw stuff"}, {"start": 29848.100000000002, "end": 29852.54, "text": " watch this clip okay"}, {"start": 29852.780000000002, "end": 29861.02, "text": " hey little cup wanna play a game is that a dog sitting behind him every time you"}, {"start": 29861.02, "end": 29868.34, "text": " reset tipa's assets go down in size reset too much she starts chatting up"}, {"start": 29868.34, "end": 29874.420000000002, "text": " other runners, de-blowing into their DMs. They've got world rackers and more followers."}, {"start": 29875.22, "end": 29879.78, "text": " She gains an army of simps. They cancel you on every platform."}, {"start": 29880.82, "end": 29888.34, "text": " Fire. Everyone calls you washed and unked. You never recover. You wake up in the psych ward."}, {"start": 29888.98, "end": 29893.38, "text": " The doctor looks at you and says, time for your meds, little gup."}, {"start": 29893.38, "end": 29895.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29896.58, "end": 29899.58, "text": " Got put way too much effort into that don't know I"}, {"start": 29904.22, "end": 29909.86, "text": " Haven't seen Caleb in a while. I know he's still streaming but I just haven't been on which too much I"}, {"start": 29910.780000000002, "end": 29915.04, "text": " Just like lurking salads during the day. He seems like the perfect time for me"}, {"start": 29915.04, "end": 29928.34, "text": " Yeah, he's only like one AM my time. Yeah, it's very late. No, Blundetto, there'll be"}, {"start": 29928.34, "end": 29933.56, "text": " more runs tomorrow. I died to Manus. I shouldn't die to Manus, especially not to the shock"}, {"start": 29933.56, "end": 29938.8, "text": " inability, but I literally just zoned out when he was one bar away from dying. And I"}, {"start": 29938.8, "end": 29944.56, "text": " got hit. So I died. It's all right. Tomorrow, there'll be more. I'm about to head out. It's"}, {"start": 29944.56, "end": 29945.56, "text": " good night."}, {"start": 29945.56, "end": 29946.56, "text": " It's been fun."}, {"start": 29946.56, "end": 29950.04, "text": " Thanks for the marathon, Sook."}, {"start": 29950.04, "end": 29951.04, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 29951.04, "end": 29954.04, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 29954.04, "end": 29955.04, "text": " Garf tomorrow."}, {"start": 29955.04, "end": 29956.04, "text": " Yeah, I'm going to get that."}, {"start": 29956.04, "end": 29959.640000000003, "text": " Hey, thank you, Blondetto."}, {"start": 29959.640000000003, "end": 29965.56, "text": " And I guess they have now closed the Wings for Life stuff."}, {"start": 29965.56, "end": 29967.56, "text": " 123 members."}, {"start": 29967.56, "end": 29968.56, "text": " 123."}, {"start": 29968.56, "end": 29971.56, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 29971.56, "end": 29983.88, "text": " Well, I'm signed up, right, wait, yeah, surely, yeah, one, two, three members, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 29983.88, "end": 29984.88, "text": " that's fucking him."}, {"start": 29984.88, "end": 29994.88, "text": " Oh, and with the final sign up now, just from sign up, it's $4,010.14 to charity."}, {"start": 29994.88, "end": 29997.0, "text": " That's just from people signing up."}, {"start": 29997.0, "end": 29998.52, "text": " That's pretty mental, dude."}, {"start": 29998.52, "end": 30004.16, "text": " That's pretty mental."}, {"start": 30004.16, "end": 30011.44, "text": " I look forward to doing more runs tomorrow."}, {"start": 30011.44, "end": 30016.12, "text": " Today was fucking, like actually dog shit, it was so bad."}, {"start": 30016.12, "end": 30019.0, "text": " Well I have a donation link for it during the stream itself."}, {"start": 30019.0, "end": 30023.64, "text": " I'm not streaming the event, I have no way, like yeah I could put on a stream backpack"}, {"start": 30023.64, "end": 30027.920000000002, "text": " and run, but I did that for a 30k once, never again."}, {"start": 30027.920000000002, "end": 30036.760000000002, "text": " Unless there's a backpack that comes out that is really made for it, I am not putting my back through something like that again."}, {"start": 30037.260000000002, "end": 30038.120000000003, "text": " Fucking hell."}, {"start": 30040.04, "end": 30042.04, "text": " I do it from time to time, Jagernya."}, {"start": 30046.08, "end": 30051.08, "text": " Ah, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh."}, {"start": 30051.480000000003, "end": 30052.760000000002, "text": " Buh, buh."}, {"start": 30053.4, "end": 30054.2, "text": " What is this, karma?"}, {"start": 30057.920000000002, "end": 30075.140000000003, "text": " what is karma bro free regal you fucking sabotage me he one shot me bro"}, {"start": 30075.140000000003, "end": 30081.2, "text": " fuck with that guy yeah I'm rendering tomorrow I need revenge from today today"}, {"start": 30081.2, "end": 30087.600000000002, "text": " was literally probably the worst render they have ever had I've never seen it so"}, {"start": 30087.600000000002, "end": 30095.04, "text": " bad and made so many shitty mistakes. But mostly seen it so bad. Alright."}, {"start": 30095.04, "end": 30101.680000000004, "text": " I wash fire, Team Elite trailer. Fuck, tomorrow."}, {"start": 30101.680000000004, "end": 30108.640000000003, "text": " Dude, I would love to stream stuff like Wings for Life and shit like that, but I don't want"}, {"start": 30108.640000000003, "end": 30114.800000000003, "text": " to run with a backpack on again. My back was fucked from the biking and the running event."}, {"start": 30114.8, "end": 30121.28, "text": " first time it is which classic I never want to go through that again ever that"}, {"start": 30121.28, "end": 30126.0, "text": " was too much pain dude for too long"}, {"start": 30132.92, "end": 30139.6, "text": " it was a it was a yeah yeah am I doing it at the official event yeah they've"}, {"start": 30139.6, "end": 30144.12, "text": " asked me for it to come to Stockholm to run at the track but I don't know if it's"}, {"start": 30144.12, "end": 30148.559999999998, "text": " worth it since I'm not a hundred percent like I'm not gonna go there fucking"}, {"start": 30148.559999999998, "end": 30160.64, "text": " run between a bunch of people and then and then uh not be 100% healthy"}, {"start": 30161.64, "end": 30166.32, "text": " yeah because then I would drive to Stockholm run and then I would drive"}, {"start": 30166.32, "end": 30173.2, "text": " home I'll be late to stream which is fine for that but now if I had been 100%"}, {"start": 30173.2, "end": 30176.52, "text": " I probably would have got the Stockholm to do the official run"}, {"start": 30177.52, "end": 30179.52, "text": " But I'm not"}, {"start": 30179.68, "end": 30185.2, "text": " The song is this exclamation mark outro. It's from Lost in Vivo the Easter egg"}, {"start": 30186.2, "end": 30190.0, "text": " my favorite most favorite Easter egg my favorite test my"}, {"start": 30191.440000000002, "end": 30194.24, "text": " My most favorite Easter egg of all time"}, {"start": 30195.96, "end": 30197.96, "text": " My favorite Easter egg of all time"}, {"start": 30203.2, "end": 30209.72, "text": " Anyways, I'll be back tomorrow. I need to do more rounds tomorrow. I- I- Dude, I need to. I- I- It was so bad today."}, {"start": 30210.280000000002, "end": 30212.280000000002, "text": " Tomorrow, dude. Tomorrow."}, {"start": 30213.8, "end": 30215.8, "text": " I can't take the freak. I'm gonna go walk the dog now."}, {"start": 30217.8, "end": 30219.8, "text": " I'll see you tomorrow, chat. Appreciate you all."}, {"start": 30221.52, "end": 30228.04, "text": " Thank you everyone for signing up to the, uh, to the team. That's fucking amazing, actually."}, {"start": 30228.04, "end": 30232.16, "text": " It's gonna be fun to see how we do on Sunday."}, {"start": 30232.16, "end": 30234.440000000002, "text": " See you tomorrow though, for the usual, bye-bye!"}, {"start": 30378.04, "end": 30380.100000000002, "text": " you"}]}