Shhh.
Hey, you!
Oh
Fuck yeah
This song is once in a lullaby. I can link it.
Here.
Risk of rain, yeah.
Bam, bam, ba-ra-ram.
My, I think it's 111.
This video is dedicated to them most complex mod ever made
It's like Morrowind and Eldering
jesus
it's my voice from uh yesterday nuked probably right i think so i haven't checked maybe i should
Let's check my copper eye claims.
Zero.
Zero.
Here.
Oh, Volta, thank you!
I got muted more on the train soggy?
What?
How?
How?
I don't even make any sense!
How?
I don't even make any sense.
I'm alright. I've been doing paperwork all day, Dragonborn.
It's like no outside, except walking the dogs for 30 minutes.
But other than that, I'm pretty Gucci.
Alrighty and my ethics the 111 and Ellis receding her love x 76
Alabaster early access
There's kind of cool
I have no plans for a scoff tour
yeah I have the trailer for stranger than heaven here we could watch it
apparently it's very good why not oh shit I have my whole boss counter death
counter. Key items. What else? PB. Boom. Live split. Boom. Okay. All right, let's see.
Tojo clan
So this is the origin story.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm such a loser
Okay
That right there that's the Japan you've been dreaming of
That's Snoop Dogg
Okay, wait, didn't we see combat from this game and it looked really brutal?
Oh
What's your story?
Just a poem for the appraiser.
Sometimes you never change.
Well...
You're just...
...a nigga with a smile.
Obsessing...
Oh yeah, they sure have been too.
That's no way to live a life.
I know.
Yeah, it looks...
...fucking pink to be honest.
My life can never begin.
What a force.
Not to know you know I'm scared.
Nothing made it that easy.
Remember my promise, dear.
You know I'm scared.
I see you now, but you're not.
You know what to go to get.
I'm not going to get scared.
I'm not going to get scared.
I'm not going to walk in my hands.
What the f***?
You know, we can always just make our own.
Our own country is the only choice we've got.
Our only way forward is to make a place for ourselves.
That settles it.
Koto, if this country won't accept us, we'll cut out our own right from underneath it.
Oh, it's so brutal, dude!
Come on, join the fun. It's our phone coming up door.
This is my home
Nothing's gonna change that
I know right, season
I mean, that was fucking good
I
Gives me sleeping dogs. Yeah, cuz I'm a rice and ronin but yeah, especially sleeping dogs. Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait for this
Okay, it's
Coming this winter also
Ain't no fucking pre flush for this one fucking now that looked insanely good. Oh
Who is Otto I
I guess it's some artists I don't really know. Maybe I know some songs.
You? Oh okay. Very popular singer. Okay, okay. That's cool. Incredible Japanese
musician. All right. Huh.
The singer for Last Judgment intro. I don't remember how that one goes.
damn that was peak I would leave a like that was really good and now back into
other peak yeah no no no no you don't launch it from here god damn it you
launch it from yeah I've even forgot to open all the rando and shit
Auto equip. Enemy rando. Yeah.
Item rando. Okay, I got it. We're good.
There, uh, senile, guinevere, senile, primordial, serpents, shield, and weapon weapon.
Looks good.
I think these save themselves, so, yep.
Boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Fuck yeah, Sun Sun.
Let's go. Yeah, my subnautica run is live. I played it for like an hour yesterday.
Pseudo, very bad fish.
Sloppy whoopee, Nucleus 106. On who's this?
Ice is V7. Thanks for 19.
And net W75, Zyka, like 33. Uncle Rock is like 51. Thank you, guys.
Fair is actually the hardest difficulty.
No, unironically fair is the hardest difficulty. Do you know why? You want me to explain? I
can actually show you. Oh, it doesn't show now when I've already made it. But fair makes
it so key items could be anywhere, anywhere. It's not biased whatsoever. When you make it unfair,
there's higher chance of them being in harder areas, as in like, you know it's gonna be in
Great Hollow for example, or Upper Bly Town. And then very unfair, basically guarantees that you,
that they're gonna be there. So with fair, they could be anywhere, they could be easy,
it can be hard whenever you have to search everything if I were to play very unfair I would just go
to great hollow or upper blight town and I know I'd find key items there with this you never know
and that is why fair is the hardest is it because of you let us playing these one right no yeah it's
me and salad we gaslit him in because he played with scaling on so we gaslit him in uh to say that
his run was invalidated so now he's back yeah so it goes yeah let me add all my
stuff back I also have a lord vessel overlay now you know when you place a
lord vessel it disappears from the the atom menu now I have a PNG there I can
activate so we'll know so we will know
Lord vessel that's what I'm gonna name the first run of today and the only
run of today I'm right here have you seen the news trailer for stranger in
heaven it's sick we just watched it Armour gear literally like two minutes
go.
It's a bug!
Hey, hey, oh hello.
Hey.
What did warrior have?
Eugh.
Eugh.
Wanderer?
Eugh.
I might go cleric, it's a very good weapon.
I might as well.
Did I see Farm Horrigan called Crop?
No, I didn't.
You'll be at the end.
Oh, boss counter.
Yes, you're right.
Thank you.
You can still get it later, Bambers, in one life.
Items that you get here in the character crater?
You can still find them in the game.
I'm pretty sure.
Like 90% sure.
Oh.
The Elbering.
Salatier seed in the hammer. Salatier seed is Lord Vessel within 10 minutes.
But that also means the run is dead. If you find early Lord Vessel just retire.
Retire the run. Because it's over.
I'm pretty sure you started with that weapon also found it in shop yes I
believe so parts of none I think it's a 90 user I think see 11 gay Lord 5
physics for six what up will be rustic I don't think so this is sequel to
ultimate drummer dude that game yesterday was crazy very trippy
Oh, hi.
Ba, ba, ba.
Both music games were peak, yeah dude.
Deadass disco?
Oh my god.
That was so sick.
It was so good.
Oh my heavy rolling. No
Yeah, I'm wearing the same shirt as yesterday, it's true. I haven't done anything today. I've been inside all day at
This PC pretty much all day
No reason to switch I'm going out
I
Got this hammer so damn good, I know our STP
Well, I mean I was inside in front of the PC because I had paperwork to do not the most exciting thing
Shut up
Oh, oh, uh-oh. That's fine.
Jesus!
Mamacita! Look at that damage!
Did I chill at the peace of mind? I don't stream? No, not a lot.
Not a lot.
What was the name of the horror game where only the demo was available?
You had a farm where you could plant crops?
I think it was We Harvest Shadows.
Pretty sure that's what it was called.
What a zeoru.
Yeah, I hope it comes out one day the demo was super solid isn't there like
kind of this like you play as this anime girl but also it's like the same
premise that's being worked on
Fracture blooms, yes.
That one's not our, right?
I don't think so.
What?
Can anybody- 2000 souls?
Yeah, there's a demo for it, yeah.
What a broad girl.
Alright, Doug, you brain a bit fried, so now I'm defrying by smoking.
Hey, Top, it's 38.
Okay.
It's a Hydra.
Well, with medium roll, I should be able to just sprint past it.
It's with heavy, you take damage.
cool. Oh, he doesn't have agri-fog the wall. I didn't know that. Thanks, CB. Oh, shit's
not this guy. It's fine. I'm not sure about this. I might get... oh my god.
Oh, here it comes!
Oh!
What the heck are you?
Thorwald, it's 62!
The word fracture reminded me of a gem on the Wii.
Fragile dreams, farewell ruins of the moon.
Never heard of it.
Any of that game in that mirror broke you?
Never heard of it.
I throw it like 62.
Thank you.
Stranger than heaven.
Is this challenge hard on a thing sore?
Yes it is.
Don't think I'm watching that, Kurama. I'll rely on chat if there's something cool.
Mosquitos?
Thank you. Oh, Demon Tire Knight, sir.
I do not have any corp at 4poE2.
Yeah I was told you pretty uh, you dude imagine CB the fucking dream.
Is that Seeth?
In here?
What?
Have I- I don't know if I've ever gotten Seeth in here.
I must have, but I- Yeah, no, I have.
I might die here.
I know, we're fine.
What do you got for us, Andre? Give me a hurrah.
Yikes. Yikes.
Y- Okay, well that was...
Oh yeah!
Wasn't very- oh yeah.
It was not.
Do we pull a salad and go to Sif?
We could.
Am I ready for wings and lava sundae?
I'm still a bit sick dirty.
And I, uh, Rimbaud asked me if I wanted to come to Stalko because they have like a track
there to run it with a bunch of people.
I would have done it if I wasn't... like, sick still.
I might still do it, but we'll see. It depends on how fast I can get rid of the last, like, mini-cough.
I don't need shit from you, Andre. Your inventory sucks.
Oh, come on.
Gugia makes the 13 hoodie, thinks 63 and RavenDark makes 35.
Yeah there you gotta recover.
Vagrant?
Uh, okay statue and nothing there.
Okay cool.
cool
Everybody not defuncting by during wheels and wings in summer. No, I never know. I don't know what that is
Definitely never been
this is the run it could be you never know any run could be it I'm going for
quail ag
yes it does make sure all yeah well actually no that's see if is the one
you fight before the prison which is not really like a boss I think there's like
two seats maybe i don't know that's not the boss version of seeth right there
i was not listening to slad while walking into your shitty day
i oh 2000 souls easy farm
Permanent isn't deathless, yes.
Do the speed on roll skip?
I know how to do it, but not gonna do it for the rando.
It's very rare it goes wrong.
I did it there tonight, yeah, but I was linked it.
Put out a low key.
Oh, fuck this.
Oh, pinwheel.
What do you mean?
Oh pinwheel
What do you mean?
Sick hyper armor, dude
This game is so fucking inconsistent with its mechanics, I swear
Why did he have hyper armor?
Wow amazing
Click, click, restart.
Yeah, cozy. Let's say cozy. Wow, that's a warrior. Well, first round of the day got
disted. Aye aye aye.
We're finishing some for nothing to be flat. Oh yeah. Jesus Christ yeah.
It could have been the run, but it wasn't.
This is so sad.
No, this is non-scaled, except the first boss, obviously.
Like a dark loran.
All Gucci.
Oh butterfly.
Oh dude, you can get insta-killed here.
This place is actually a bit scary here.
Oh, yeah, I definitely haven't been to that suba.
We kind of got to like, I guess something similar, maybe.
His daggers so sick.
Smell the gasoline, yeah.
This blade is good, but I might die here.
Butterfly is ass.
Could be.
Wait.
for it go okay we're fine
ultimate drummer perma rando no plans for that
I think I'm gonna loot this see what's up okay
hey you
they're having nice looking banana pizza lately yeah I just had one and I was sick
few days ago. I showed it on stream.
Fuck yeah, CB, let's go, dude.
How much salt I put into the banana pizza?
Well I don't make it, I don't know.
I mean, I need a wig and kebab. I don't need to get paid for it. I'll try it
it. Hey, you.
I'll leave you be for now.
oh shit let's go Lars hope it went well dude hope recovery yeah goes well oh he
died a skirt why am I even fighting this storm of x8 z0-550 and got him
molding supported in a gallon. Yeah, Lars can imagine why I was still here
because it hasn't finished yet. It needs to get finished.
The thing is, I thought Wiggin Kebab was like, is it, it is Kebab, right?
What is it?
Is it like Kebab with mushy peas or?
I don't know, it's fine silver.
Just a bit stuffed in the nose.
And a minor cuff.
There's nothing kebab about it. Oh, it is. It's a meat pie in a bun
Yeah, cuz when I see that Baker photo with salad sitting there at the table, it looks like a pie. Yeah
It's a British pie stuck in between two piece of bread and filler can differ
Yeah, okay, it goes fast it goes fast
It's big sluggy, yeah find the music guy dude he plays bangers
See if again?
Don't flop.
Do not flop.
Oh, Andre this time brother I believe
Yeah, there's good shields for Gwyn there.
And Filonia thinks it's 29.
Thank you.
Let's have the british food
Okay chop you ready for this all right there you go
And it's got mushy peas on it
Yeah, uh-huh
I mean I would eat it though I'm curious
with face please put a parental advisory warning before you show that I'm I'm kind of I'm curious
about it. I think it could be pretty good.
Zingy thinks 53 and think you're party baam.
Salah did say he was gonna bring a couple of cans of mushy piece.
Ah, cans of mushy piece.
I would like it like that, like, I'm assuming he ordered that or whatever.
Hey, you.
Oh, pinwheel.
And a dark sorcerer.
Yeah, okay, dude.
Yeah, I don't mean, I mean, I don't want to just eat Mushi-P straight from a can.
I want it like a dish, you know?
I don't want to meet Salad in the halls of Dreamhack,
and then him opening his backpack,
pulling out a can of mushy peas with a spoon
and saying, eat this.
I don't want to eat it like that.
Bring a can of Susterman counterfeit, dude.
They would never let you into Dreamac with that, zero chance.
I don't know why you got timed out a little W. Did you do something weird with a dot and
and they thought you posted a link or something
you were insulting silence cultured by not eating from the can
canboy
canboy
Hey, you.
Any discs here?
Not this time?
Not this time?
Heh.
I
Believe that I think 70 and think of jeopardy
But I've already beaten it and saw me yeah, yeah, I saw the new trail from yakuza devs bang in bang in I
I see little W, okay.
I'm not gonna hob and wait here, I'm just gonna go.
Priscilla?
Okay.
Uh...
Alright.
All right.
Fuck.
There we go. What the fuck? I thought my damage would be way higher with this dagger.
Oh, there we go. Yeah, right as a bleed I forgot
Hey you
watch me cut her tail off and get demons great
Oh wait no, it's eastward, not darkward.
So later things need to be let down.
Thank you.
Carpink's at 85, thank you.
You're gonna pluck your own hair off playing RE6?
RE6 was kind of fun.
I'll say we go
Ten year anniversary V after all these years to focus I'm learning to stream almost every evening. Yo, I'm honored V. Thank you
And hope you're well
slope moon on 24 channel perma slope on main channel there's no escape
okay
Cool. I'm gonna pick this up and then I'm gonna bow now.
Oh, nice.
Ah, damn me.
You got through it.
Okay, we can get some stats for equipment.
It's pretty good, because I would like to start looting a bit.
though this dagger could maybe kill gargoyles also we're gonna do this
can you have more than one's the same boss no there's no boss duplicates
I
Why someone I know would rush sit for the sweet 40k he would yeah, it's true
What happens if we get ceaseless under the silo or capper to even area you're fucked
higher enough fuck but it's very painful I don't have any corp for pue to know I'm
I I want to go to I
Really want to go to undead merchants, but it's super risky
Having both pinwheel and a dark sorcerer there
But I play a game by SCP 3000 probably
Show fridge on cam I mean you see it right there
I might need to like race it a bit put it on a little step the mic's blocking it
a bit
Pinwheel, can't you come here?
Your fridge is tilted.
I have a little like step I can put it on.
I know it's not.
The fridge reminds you of the CS Tournament back then when a pro asked if the red bulls
are just for sure if you can drink them.
No, you can drink them.
It's just red bulls, that's it.
Okay, the Dark Sorcerer I think is walking here.
Dude, the fridge is cute, it's not tiny.
Tiny fridge for huge man
oh my god that's a buffed source
Now yeah, okay, I will get one shot by her 100%
Hey you
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Candy can't think of 14, so water 635.
Karissie, I'd like some 9.
Hey guys.
Oh
Come on walk here please.
This is a typical LSE dude.
It's three projectile shooters man.
Can she start walking backwards again?
The
typical alarcy of equals totally reasonable enemy placement but you are too close to forcing
I
For fuck's sake
Are you kidding?
Fucking get this is my luck every fucking run. I swear like
Every run dude, why can't I get this seeds or salad seeds? What is this shit? I?
I should have baited him back.
I thought I could squeeze through.
Oh, why?
No, you know what?
I'm doing a looting run.
I'm doing a looting run.
I'm looting everything.
Fuck these boss rushes, man.
I should have baited the mimic back.
I got greedy.
Oh.
Okay, no greed.
No greed.
A full looting run.
No greed this time.
No greed.
And it ties to gravity.
I forgot that part of the script, Kiki.
No, I'm going to Warrior.
I'm looting everything fuck these rushing bosses with good weapon early on
But my seeds have been so bad lately, I swear.
Yeah, but that wouldn't have happened if I didn't have a trident guy, a dark sorcerer,
and pinwheel on the stairs, and then a mimic blocking it.
Had it been like a decent one, it would have been free, but no.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Can't have those.
lately. Die, Oscar.
Okay, it's fine. It's okay. It's alright. We're gonna change the ways here. We're gonna do
a looting run. The looting runs are the ones that go to furthest for me. Not the ones where
before you rush the bosses early.
This run here will prove it.
Oh my god.
Snaggar.
Thank you.
All right, boom wig use what you get
Hey captain genius like 38
Dread Flats yeah flushed it
Oh, they released a new game called Dread Neighbor?
Ah.
Finish Flathead?
I guess I have to at some point, yeah.
Alright, let's loot!
okay how heavy are these oh yeah if we pick up a heavy weapon now it's it's
Garf March time so this is like the other in French challenge no because the
French challenge does use what you see which I don't like
Yeah, hope okay still not walking
There's perma death as an option for gothic gothic remake
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah dirty
Okay, well we're getting all that heavy stuff out of the way I guess
I got tripped, yeah, man.
Thanks for asking, brother.
Use some naughty cassoon, yeah.
Okay, another boots.
Oh, hey Yoshi.
traveling boots even while
hey you look at this drip
hey you
Take carrier?
Oh, this room's fucking doomed.
it's true it's over
For our buildup, dude, if you find Lord Missile within the first 10 minutes, it's over.
The run is dead.
jinxed.
of
You're making excuses not even 10 minutes into the run SMH.
Actually I made that excuse in Salad's chat like 2 hours ago.
I said if you find the Lord Vessel within the first 10 minutes it's over, might as well
reset.
Cause he found the Lord Vessel within the first 10 minutes.
I did a lot way better
It's heavy
Gargoyle, okay, very use magic in these runs
I'm not going to aggro this guy, I'll loot this later, cause I can't fight him.
Yoshi can you grab my phone?
I want to lower the yellow light.
You missed a swoodlefoof?
You think you do, or you don't?
Alright.
Yeah, it is chaos, it is.
You think you do, or you don't?
What was the FIVO from Sassoudin FIVO, fibre wire only.
I sell
Redbubble35, thank you. Well, I'll play through the Odinusha series before the new game. No, I played him not too long ago
I haven't played Odinusha 4 though
I only have the OG in the fridge, Nanki.
I have a bunch of other flavors but I just pack it with a regular.
I don't like that- oh I don't like this at all.
No.
Okay you know what?
Can you come over here?
Yeah, but don't actually come down here. You're too big for that. Yes. Thank you
Yo psycho can I just yeah, I'll get up your will
This guy will one shot me
Oh, no, no!
I
Keepers soul proud noi proud noi brave. What do I know more bones very nice
Yeah, dude Jesus all dogs
Oh, yeah, dark warrior. Yeah, it's a long time, dude.
Blow with your thesis
God damn this gear
Always like in fight with this
Well well while we're having hop on hotel Mario like 71 wait, what is that?
Well, I'm sure it weighs less than a smoke's armor.
It is Hershey, yeah, some skip.
of
As the first time I saw it, he only did it once, because I was doing the dishes.
Ah, shit.
I mean, Shothel.
This is not the greatest.
How's it looking up here?
Oh no.
Well, we definitely gotta kill that ghost.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
OK, sure.
Yeah, you don't need to be cursed to kill the ghosts in this mold, thank god.
Shroomass. Oh, Monke. Okay. Not gonna fight Monke with an unupgraded short, though. You
can just backstab him I guess. I do not have one, Iqloh.
Oh my god this mushroom is beating the hell out of me.
Alright, you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, stay there.
Oh fuck.
Oh, fuck off.
Hey, you.
Oh, my lord.
Oh my daisy.
What is mixed tape?
There's a new game out.
What type of game is it?
New walking sim-like?
Hey, you!
Is she come down here?
Ah no, no plans to go back right now.
There's no way 129 channels have LS 11.
There's zero chance.
Oh, what do we have?
Okay.
A lot of items here.
okay we can reduce boysen
very cool
another fire keeper soul
okay
ah
uhhhh
okay
fucking hell
No, Mecha, no.
12, 8.
Hmm.
What am I supposed to do?
No, this round off.
No, merch is no sell key items.
I'll buy this. Give it a heavy roll. Monke. Fuck.
counter hits right have I seen a odd obscure series on YouTube I know
firelink molten what have all mod is that Zeith what's the the have all mod
Yeah.
We need to remove that dammit, I mean I got laughing in my head, you're the only one using
it's I've ever
Hey you
It's too late Zyph, it's so over.
Oh, there's a rat behind her too, god damn it.
Ah.
Rat, come here.
Come here please.
No?
The rat's shy?
Okay.
Ghost!
I'm waiting for the ghost.
He doesn't give a rat's ass for...
Yeah, no, the ghost isn't coming unless I move there.
I know what's gonna happen here, dude.
Oh, I'm gonna go there.
I'm gonna get hit by the ghost through the wall so I get stunned, and then I get hit
by a dark orb.
Hey, you.
That's exactly what's gonna happen here, and then I'm dead.
Oh my god, this fucking weapon!
Shit!
My-
Okay, well, the rat's here.
That's good.
Some progress?
That rat's scary.
Okay, I'll take pickaxe.
I bet my phone... oh, it's there.
I want to see what she drops, okay.
No, then I get these... oh, they don't weigh a lot though.
Okay, that's fine.
The helmet weighs a ton, though.
Ah, what do we have down here, then?
At least we can use Murakumo.
That's cool.
Somebody just died.
Wait, this dragon ass is this enemy?
Oh.
Ah.
Hey, you.
Let's not risk it. We can come back later.
Let's go to the forest, I think.
Sheepy thinks of the two Cosmics happier Bledmusics 28.
So heavy.
I heard about the Star Fox announcement but I haven't seen it.
Did they actually show a trailer?
But is it like a ship shooter or is it like Star Fox the GameCube one?
Oh, it's a remake of 64.
Oh, this helmet, man, it's too heavy.
I try an R2.
50. It's pretty alright.
70 holy
Only one shot now
Dang
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Unfortunately, this is, uh... Yeah, it was. It's always been used when you get.
Damn, that R2 follow was kinda cool.
I think it's 34, but he's almost dead.
stop tinkering on drake
one more
Or...Jobstone!
The gachi blacksmith is actually an insane emote.
68. Sick. I say we go over here. Uh-oh. Oh, please get stuck there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I hear this.
Dude.
the fucking torus demon is behind me too
Wait
I don't want to die. Oh, see this is getting early Lord Vessel equals pain
everything else
of
the help me please
oooohhhhhhhh
ugh
help
you
ok
the hell is that sigh
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am never playing League of Gensai.
That arc is thankfully over.
Hey, you!
Sounds like it's just full, thanks 41!
Never mind.
Nar?
Why do you hate all the games I love?
Dread Hunger among us, League of Legends.
said he loves among us.
Well, he's almost dead
But nor okay, it's like a green here
every run man every run but it's all right
Are the roads today? Uh, terrible.
Yeah, Elder Ring has a random, though, yeah. At least when I have it rolling.
The goal distance before WFL before the virtual car reached me?
Well it WAS 18, okay, but I won't do that now, probably.
Now I have no idea, as long as I don't get a hard attack, I guess.
I'm not sure that was ever one's eye.
Noooooooooooo.
Nooooooo.
Oh, is that a boar?
No, it's a giant rat, okay.
I
For fuck's sake dude
I
Like how can you say I'm not unlucky my run, so this is insane
Oh, but you have early Lord vessel. Yeah, look what it brings you. This is every early Lord vessel run
every time
You never want early Lord vessel it brings bad luck
And now I'm gonna die here, not even care. Please kill this abomination of a rug. Yes! There you go, there you go, yes!
Also, I don't think I have any Titanite shards anywhere.
Ooh...
Look at that, look! Classic.
Oh shit, so soft frog true.
Yeah, my soft bridge just succeed.
Don't tell me the NRC is coming next.
I miss my illecides.
Yeah, what Regal said, dude, getting like Titanite Shards or cheap Black Fire Bombs is ten times better than finding early Lord Vessel.
Because then you can just upgrade weapons to plus five or kill them with Black Fire Bombs, no problem.
Now, I don't have any Titanite Shards anywhere, so I rely on finding a decent enough weapon to kill whatever boss is in Quellag and Gargoyles.
Because I can't upgrade it, so it's just, yeah, it's...
This is why, man. I'm just, I'm just saying, hey, you.
Just saying, chat.
Oh, ten times over, Naster Raven, yes. Way, way better.
I'm only complaining because just like you have an early lord vessel as if early lord
vessel does anything for the run except opening up the gates oh and you can
teleport oh yes I can teleport between undead parish and firelink shrine that
takes 30 seconds to run to yes the run is saved hooray praise the lord oh but
can I kill the bosses no I fucking can't oh enchanted ember yes what am I
gonna do with that fucking nothing
Oh hell yeah Laguna, that's not Dutch Pancake.
I'm sassy today because chat started.
Early Lord Vessel equals God Run according to chat.
It is just so, so far from a God Run.
You know what an early God Run would be?
It would be cheap titanite shards with large ember.
That is the goddess of god early runs.
Then you can nuke everything, everything, nothing can stand in your way anymore.
Come on, cats!
All right!
Give me...
I'm gonna throw we might as well get it over with
There's a nasal spray
This complaining is one-tenth of Garfield's carp complaining all right
it's okay we'll find a way out I'm sure okay that's good we'll take that get
of the shield. I'm just gonna bone back now. Okay, uh, where do we go next? Graveyard maybe.
Let's try graveyard.
Do you have a weapon I could buy? We could buy a hull bet I guess so we can actually
hit stuff come again let's go buy the hull batch we need it yeah motorized flushed
What up, Alina's guys?
Hey, you.
Yes.
All right.
All right.
I
Gotta get some fucking basil spray, dude. I can't fucking breathe hold up
mcgackerel
mcgackerel
mcgackerel
mcgackerel
I can breathe.
Thanks for waiting.
Oh, I can breathe.
Whew!
That was rough.
Graveyard.
Right.
No more complaining.
graveyard right no more complaining I'm a changed man now that I can breathe
looks doable
I
Don't understand every time that's an animation so Jack. It's just practice the Perry frames in this game was like very generous
Does no
I'm going Blighthound.
Yo mate, I'm good.
Just my nose is like stuffed from having the cold.
Other than that, it's fine though.
Yeah I could check Sif, but his weapon deals no damage un-upgraded, like most basic weapons
is very little.
Yeah it is a rhythm game Nikolai, it really is.
I've already been past 10 bosses this year, if you're on last stream.
Like, bro, get with the times, bro. Like, wow.
Don't know how many games I've beaten. No.
hold
I'm lowering the light
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh
Sagger
I got a little that we're all get tucker hot. Oh counter hit up tail
Nice
watch him jump down by himself when he has one health left
Are you fucking?
No negativity.
Hey, Darkhand!
I can work with this!
I
Noodle did you I might go for a quail egg with this I could check what items are here
You got a new job is starting next week, but now I have no it mayors when I nap wait, okay, that's a new job
Why the nightmare for the job?
I shouldn't have done that.
I have an idea though.
We go here, we grab this bonfire, we teleport to parish, we buy arrows, we bone back here
and we kill these in Luthis area.
Just want to remind you that I'm one hour in in this run and I'm at one boss.
But at least we have the Lord Vessel. You gotta look at it the positive way.
Last run I had, I was going. I had seven bosses killed in one hour. So, you know what,
it's okay. It's not like we're in a rush. It's all good.
we all know Lord Vessel kills enemies for you and that's why we'll be fine
Well, we gotta go Bly Town.
I had dark hand. I just wanted to finish looting valley of drakes, but then I got a bow instead
Did you have any weapons here
Where was the vessel behind the wall there
The thing is, right, like I'm not even stalling.
I'm going and picking up items and everything, but I'm not really finding decent weapons
that I can work with.
That's the, uh, that's the number one issue right now.
This catalyst has surprisingly good melee damage though, 240.
But I can kill stuff with it.
Just wait Chad, this run is actually going to cook, it will.
Some that merchant has this vihander, but still it's vihander un-upgraded, which might actually
be worse than this.
You can find the same weapon multiple times, it doesn't get removed from the loot pool.
Uh, no.
Unless you have an enemy that drops in, like certain enemies get the loot table where they
can drop the same thing over and over.
And if you're very lucky, they can drop like a Black Knight weapon.
Oh shit.
We might need to go to Great Hollow, I guess.
I say we go Great Hollow.
Oh yeah, we have the shop here, right.
We definitely check that, though.
Uh, let him be scared of that guy.
Nice hair today.
Ah, it's a misgust, well whatever.
Okay, he might have some weapons.
It's okay.
We have plenty of stuff to loot here.
It's not the end of the world.
We have the Lord Vessel at least, so.
uh...
fucker, fucker, crab just parried, no they have a melee attack
No Mildred's gonna fuck me up.
Oh! Fucking finally! No Mildred.
Mildred?
No, I'm heavy-rolling!
I can never be happy!
Oh my god, that scared the fucking shit out of me.
I forgot she can climb.
Dude, leave me alone!
Oh, dude, that was a legit jump scare.
Uh, where are you?
I'm trying- I wanna heal.
Please.
Mildred.
I need to get rid of this helmet now, alright?
So I don't have any roll.
How heavy is this?
Ah, it's not heavy.
Ah, she's soy.
Get her on wings for life, true, true, true.
Okay, I got a new helmet and we are mid-rolling.
Okay!
There we go.
Let's check who Quelag is then.
Ah, Professor Worm.
Thanks for the 21, by the way.
Dude offender worm please bro.
I'll get some health.
one shot, but their homing attack will. That shit is crazy.
My homing attack, yeah.
Oh, having those is so nice.
Humanities?
Yeah, we'll pop some.
Get some extra defense.
And who do we have?
Oh, Tars Demon?
Oh, that's very chill.
We might get the two bosses.
They also die to Tara's demon, I guess.
Uh, still mid-rolling, yes.
Two bosses under two hours.
Yeah, we do one boss per hour here.
Don't worry, the run will only be 26 hours.
To be fair, my PB run was like, was it 17 hours or something?
It was really long.
Did you have no eggs?
Yeah, we stay on 25 bits
and then we start increasing on stats.
Do I have egg?
I have some souls to use.
I do have egg actually.
Uh, lethal.
It's the 118 dude, hope you're well.
Hello, yeah, it's time brother
Dude, I was scared I was gonna get wing flapped into the groin into the abyss there
That I would have been something
these enemies in the base game then they don't have any like AI unless you
attack them so that's why these don't have either unless I attack them then
they get angry I should pop a twin humanity
because every humanity gives you a little defense it's not bad
it does now already I was very doable it would just take a while unless he he
He could jump down and die, is definitely possible.
My damage is actually really good though, I don't know if I'm gonna risk it.
I could just fight like usual and if he decides to jump backwards, yeah great.
because I know if I try to make him fall down I'm just gonna end up falling myself
Roll backwards.
Thank you, content provider.
Rolling attack?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, that's a stab with this.
It's so good.
Ooh, you're going to roll backwards?
Ah, smart.
Come on, do the thing.
Fuck.
Woo!
Oh!
Come on!
He was starting to slide.
I saw it.
if
he's gonna jump off the one H.P. like the gargoyle.
Roll left?
Roll...
Ah!
Helloooooo!
Oh, come on!
Shit to me, that's going to hit.
He's going to hurt now.
Now I'm not gonna have as much hurt.
Actually, it's still fine, never mind.
He was so close to falling down there, I thought he would.
Oh, I just got out!
Oh, don't do the stab.
Okay.
Oh
You know
Yo, we see them white today white people happy
Well better late than never yeah, it's all good we forgot thank you
you
Cool
We could loot this but I have a good weapon kind of want to go and kill some stuff
So we'll do that
Yeah, I dirty for sure first solid durability on sword 56, it's fine. It's alright
We need to get dicks up, get strength up, and then we can try gargoyles.
Or we could also...
I began studying as surgeon in medical school when Ella started fighting Arturia's now
Imlead surgeon of High Valley Medical Clinic in Myhay, Guides with 67 years of practice
as post surgeon.
Right, yeah.
Thanks Rika.
Great.
Great
You're 24 7 God stream already caught up and I watched your silk song in complete play flu
I can't believe you will give the game six out of ten because it will be too hard shaking my SMH
Right I gave us probably easy as hell
All right, let's see gargoyles
Since their active is out on Tuesday, will you swap the day off for another day?
Yeah, I'm probably gone Monday then and then we're doing movie game on Tuesday, dude.
I'm excited.
Very excited.
the
Yeah, this Tuesday coming up, yeah, yeah, it's a new ontology game, yeah, dark pictures.
Ding!
Can you call the Active-Aid 20? Yeah, you can.
Oh, that's gonna fuck.
at first sign of danger.
It's fine, we're baiting them out, so...
Save for to kill him over here.
There's a dark sorcerer up there which scares the shit out of me.
Have I played Dread Flats? Yeah, I flushed it. I heard they release a new game now, Dread
Neighbor, yeah.
Hey, Clizzen, thanks for your anniversary, dude. Songbird, thanks for 92 emotes.
No, I don't molten.
That was just for fun, C's.
Oh, that sound scares me every time.
Capredyman 2?
I can't move.
I can't move.
Hey, you.
Almeid, was that six months in advance?
Yes, yeah, thanks for the 13, dude.
all good and excuse to use more humanities for some passive buffs defense buffs defense
I don't get that as a follow-up.
Uh, yeah, I flushed Motor Slice, Alice.
Motor Slice.
But I say Motor Slice, Alice.
I don't know why I keep calling it that.
Oh yeah, no, I flushed motors less.
A lot of big dudes here.
I don't want it.
I can't wait to swim into that one.
sick
all dark sorcerer and oh snip snip
the snip snip that attack is so scary it deals so much damage have I ever seen a
A giant squid IRL? No.
probably where is she I don't know I think she might have fallen down
I love Indian food dude, it was great.
Oh come on bruv, na na na na na, okay, cool, oh what's up, who do we have, what's your
ability, 50 yeah.
We don't happen to have any resins.
De Nero.
Hey, Ella and Chat.
Yo.
I'm very proud to tell you I am a survivor of today's Tamiek.
Hey, let's go Quijt, Proud of you, dude.
Uh, it's...
Are you surprised?
Are you surprised to see this guy on the roof?
I always have this boss on the roof.
Every run.
I don't know what is up with my seeds, but every single run, it's Giant Ornstein on
the gargoyle root.
If I could hit by that I'm dead.
Not from damage, but from gravity.
Oh
No not the charge goons
I'm dead!
I died to Super Owen Steen.
Oh, that was bad.
The whole run was kinda ass.
It was getting better, but I fucked up.
I fucked up.
Ah, fucked up. He got double hit by his lightning.
Next! What a long ass run that was. They got like nowhere.
Yeah, do you fresh seed is true is true is true.
He was here like last stream streams, I think.
That was a bad roll. I mean the problem was I got double hit by his like lightning projectile
Deals like so much damage, man
Next
Hey guys, thank you for giving Leaning Raw to Risa, thank you.
Haven't died to Superalist in a while.
But he's kind of scared to fight on the roof.
Dent monster. Wait is that a warrior with... okay not bad. With some dark hands.
Ah, we could go for that.
Dark Hand's good.
I'm also quite certain that the seeds are like CPU dependent or something.
You always get sift on that roof.
Interesting.
Salad always gets mannish in the siph arena, he says.
Legit I get super Winston up on that roof. It feels like 70% of my runs
Take the Seamos battery out for every seed, yeah.
It's kind of bad. I shouldn't have died to Super Winston.
That was bad.
I do think he's a bit scared to fight up there because of the grab.
Which throws you miles away.
But he's not hard, I should die.
Let's call it a fluke.
Hey, you!
Two in anna, that's 22!
Did I ever miss Brickwall Gulag?
No.
No.
That's where the rooftop worker arc was.
Oh my lord.
That was awful.
Boon!
Flatten.
Did I just cancel the door open? Oh.
Never mind.
I'm looting.
Zoom.
Zoom.
Zoom.
Zoom.
Zoom.
I think I might just check the show up here and see what he asks dark head solid man I
I could work with this.
Why were you staring?
I died to me.
I got lynched in on the gargle roof.
So we are back to Firelink.
Or asylum.
I don't need to buy it now.
I think I might go to Andre BDLE instead of looting this.
It's true guns, it's true.
So
Free souls
Morrowind motor feathery yay I saw it a little bit okay a buckler here for 5k
bore
Okay, he doesn't have the ass cover should be easy bore kill then
I'll loot these, why not, get some souls.
Oh yeah, nice!
Now we're talking, okay.
There's like fucking
last crusade when they have to walk on the bridge and the bridge like melts
into the mountain.
Look at this camouflage!
That is last crusade, right? I think so.
You have to do the tests.
I might die here.
Okay.
For the grail, yeah.
What a banger movie that is.
You finished 100% discerning too?
Congrats on some.
I think it's my favorite Indiana Jones movie too though. I haven't seen the absolute latest one
The one after Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Is it bad I
Need to kill this guy I don't need to but I would like to
Rubbish.
Hey, you.
You can hate watch it.
All the latest Indiana Jones game was sick.
It was really good.
When I watch a new Nolan movie,
I'll honestly, yeah, dude, yeah.
He did, didn't he, yeah.
Let's hope it's not another tenet.
I've only seen tenet once. I can't remember if I liked it or not.
I feel like it's a movie you probably want to watch more than one time.
see you here again it's the third time today
Oh, yeah, yeah, I want to watch Hoken.
I heard it's good.
All right, what up, Andre, a solo of a hero?
proud noi sure uh black firebombs very cheap uh wait with it a bit though
okay
bomb straight sword okay you know what it's decent uh let's buy some black firebombs
Have I seen Oppenheimer? No, I actually haven't.
could go for early sif seem to pretty chill over there
when I have dark hands
He needs to die.
He's almost dead.
Well, I'm practicing for my next throw.
I'm just killing him so he doesn't interrupt me in the future.
See, I'm thinking the long way, you know?
I'm thinking in the long run.
I assume every attempt is going to be itch.
Let's go to Sif and see who it is.
Hopefully it's not like Artorias or Manus or Calamite, because that will take a while
to kill.
I just had a, I just lost a two hour run, Brenner Mart.
You're thinking much, huh?
Two hour only 20 minutes of progress?
That's true.
That is true.
now we get runs going all the time and that that's that's that that's what it's all about
getting runs going all the time
Dragon ass
Oh, cat.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, the cat's insane.
They're so tanky, these guys, too.
Oh, the fucking freaky.
Stand still!
Play with the yarn!
Okay, I can do this.
Stay there.
Alright.
Oh
Okay, this guy, uh, I'll probably leave and be for now
It took you longer to beat DS-2 perma-sloth than it did for Forsen to get back the crown.
He had to beat XQC in Minecraft!
Bro!
I
Bro
The DS2 run is
Probably harder I never speedrun minecraft, but I
I imagine it's harder.
What is RSG, Chris?
Is that the leaderboard?
Yeah, Minecraft speedo is a very RNG, but you also need to know what to do with it.
If I were to speed around Minecraft, I would practice this shit out of it.
Oh my god.
I'd wake up, I'd eat my breakfast, I'd have my morning coffee, and as I drink my coffee
I'd practice it before stream every day just like old-school Dark Souls runs
Do it no I haven't know it want or motivation to speedrun Minecraft
If there was some fun motivation, yeah, maybe but there isn't
Oh, fuck.
Centipede.
Wait, I get centipede here a lot, too.
It's weird, maybe it is like a CPU thing.
of
Alright, let's play less greedy, I guess.
There's no fucking okay
Don't miss again
that was this go here and a all back it was sick it was really good
I'm good.
No, I'm not light rolling.
Okay, um, well that worked.
What is that thing they do in Minecraft runs, by the way, in the beginning when they have
like a bunch of different ones open like I get is to see like which one is good
but how does that work do they have like a ton of minecrafts open or is it like a
mod
there's a tool it's pretty cool
There's a multi launcher, okay.
Don't answer him, don't make him interested in it.
If I was gonna run Minecraft, I would have done it already.
It's kinda nice because the run is really short, but it's also a lot of, like if I open
up a minecraft rod it looks like they're programming a fucking rocket or something
it's like the whole screen is like numbers sometimes and I don't know what the fuck's going on
Oh, that's F3 menu, okay.
Yeah, learning a short run like that, though, could be pretty fun.
I don't think I ever ran anything that was, like, under...
20 minutes.
use the dark souls metal launcher so you can choose the LSEs and avoid the
salad seeds what are we gonna see from the starting cell or maybe in the
character crater though true oh it's not a dole you know what I think I'm good
dead sales fresh file run is under 10 minutes
okay uh we pulled a salad early sith
We should try to go to Undermurchant, yes.
I read L.O.P. vs I.O. in space, that's true, right.
Yeah, that's true.
I do not let us feel like second or third or some shit that game gives you arthritis
Oh time for firelink loot
Morningstar
I'm not speedrunning minecraft solo hero cool come again
speedrun terraria do they speedrun to like the moon lord then or whatever is that the
final boss
cool that's kind of cool
This one again? That is good damage.
This one again. That is good damage.
Terraria speedruns suck. They do it with invulnerability, infinite items and premade seed.
But I'm sure there's like a non-premade seed category, right?
like Minecraft. I'm sure there's seeded runs for Minecraft, too.
Oh no.
No seed, no glitch, yeah.
Random seed for us like that is actually something that would be fun to run because it's kind
of like a randomizer.
Interesting finding that key here.
There ghost needs to die.
Gar type?
It's a cosmic horror gar field.
Shoot him up on it.
I never heard of it.
you
Where's the ghost?
There.
Ghost, can you come here?
Hey, you!
I fucking knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
it would happen. I had a feeling the moment I jump he's gonna fall down. It's happened twice before
in these rendos. I- oh my god, I had a feeling I shouldn't have gone for it. Oh...
I mean it was either that or run up and probably get mold buy-in so.
Back to the cell.
it is what what it is you know what I'm doing a boss for us maybe if you had a
better weapon I just want to rush in kills and bosses fuck it let's do a
boss rush run
That was a funny death. No, it wasn't
Actual cartoon loony tunes death
Yeah, I pretty much was the thing is not the first time that's happened every time I see that
I get PTSD
I've never been stomped by an actual dinosaur ass though there
What's happened is there's an enemy above that jumps down on you right as you jump across the gap
That's happened twice before now. So three times in total
Well, I should be light rolling so it's okay.
Gargoyles is really scary to get here.
No, no plans, use the moose.
I gotta get out of the asylum.
This challenge is not getting flushed. It's getting beaten. Again.
I'm gonna yolo it. I could go back and rest. Fuck it
Fuck me you're fast today, okay, that's amazing
I don't need more estus to kill the two of you
I will make it to Firelink before I die.
Trust.
Trust.
Hey you!
Slash Mavix 29, they'd be all a little bit of good strut because they're right man.
Did I play Tides of Tomorrow?
I don't remember.
Oh, did it come out?
Oh, then I haven't played it. I feel like I recognize the name.
What do you mean more deaths than salad? Salad is at 400 deaths. This is 74.
What the?
You're not allowed to call me blind again, Brennavark, ever.
Oh, you fuck.
Ehhh, not this guy.
Why is Salad catching strays?
That's not catching strays, that's just correction.
Salad has over 400 deaths, and this is 74.
400 is a bigger number than 74.
I was correcting print of art because he said I had more deaths
Which is just false
There's no strays or anything there
74.
74.
74.
740, yeah, okay.
I've been grinding the hell out of this off-stream, yeah.
my favorite these one boss who I think man is oh wait I'm gonna kill him
man is just so cool dude
Oh, no Seath!
Wait, okay, you don't have armor.
Why?
Come here!
Oh
No seven is bigger number than four and zero how can you be despite it math SMH?
You got me
Firebombs regular hey tie the night shards for a hundred
Okay, that's only too large though, but yeah, we got we got time night shards. It's very good
Along with a Lucerne and greatsword and morning star
Pretty solid
Pretty damn solid
Lucerne's great, yeah
I do want to pump that health a bit.
Man it really depends on what...
This weapon is really good, but if you get a boss fight that's not so good.
Balls that can bleed it's very nice.
I might just start looting instead since I have good weapons here.
Or well decent weapons but I have Titanite Shards.
Yeah it does bleed good but then you fight someone like Manus and then it just takes
four years to kill him.
I say we go on the looting spray, fuck it, let's do it.
all the eddick's key
That's a very expensive shield.
Okay, will there ever be a day when you play the Kingdom Hearts games on the hardest difficulty?
No.
I don't think so.
No, I don't my more in now my 1440
Kyrie Kyra's inside me
It's Riku! They got bugs in him!
I'm gonna check while I can see who it is.
I haven't played through any of the hentai games.
You know what?
I'll play through the hentai games when I'm in the retirement home.
Then I'll play through all the hentai games the chat has gifted me.
I
That drag it oh no
that I run recently after recovered no I still haven't recovered fully
Oh, stop.
He's so cute! I don't want to wake him.
Oh, it's small! Okay, this is definitely very doable.
I'm gonna play a bit safe. I feel like I'm not safe enough today.
of
Foulchen! Hey, Foulchen plus 5 is alright man. Any weapon plus 5 is alright.
Am I doing a no-home-war during bosses?
No, I don't know.
You get no-home-war back if you want.
I gotta wake him up, man.
Oh
Forgot I'm poisoned. Hey you
We're not poison anymore, I see.
We're good.
do I rest here or do I wait I can't even use this weapon hey you yeah don't rest
just teleport back level up loot firelink yeah or I could rest here
but then I have to run back up. I'm not that desperate to check what boss this is.
We're good. Oh wait, I need to make sure no enemy is gonna come in. Not again!
Let me get the dog out.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
LOOTATIME!
I don't know if I should let's do this
I think it's very warm the loot under the bridge is definitely important okay
I could kill some bosses like this.
Like plus 5ing this is fine.
I could actually see how the gargoyle church is.
That was a 10 last stream in era.
And then I died to Quailag on the Moonlight Butterfly Bridge because I got locked by a
law by and she exploded.
Quailag on that bridge is really scary.
Eww.
Warm-up routine for Ron.
I did a little bit of light joke, and then I do a little bit of leg swings.
There's like a, there's a good video, it was like 5 minutes long.
It's a quick little warm-up.
White Skeleton PLS, come on down to the combs, White Skeleton PLS, saw a streamer afraid
of the dark.
White Skeleton PLS.
Streamer is not afraid of the dark.
I started with my legs after runs, yeah, pal, Jack.
Oops, I forgot to.
Okay, let's see Gargoyle Church with this.
I mean, we're light rolling, which is tight.
Okay, man is on the roof if matters is on the roof I'll kill him
Oh, thought that'd be better.
I thought that'd be better.
Oh, I hear dragon ass up there.
Uh-oh.
What the fuck, this?
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no.
Double bone wheels. Okay, well...
Crash into this family dinner.
Okay, only one, Zachary.
Oh, that's fine, Shirley.
Yeah, that's fine.
It's fucking enemy.
The perfect footsies and the night hit the wall
The neutral game is crazy the neutral game is crazy
Okay, Zemma
I'm dead
fuck!
okay, okie should kill him here, unless I fuck up
hey you okay nice hey John if it's anyone why the hell he looks like skinless
kiwi oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not here
Okay, you keep rolling over there, okay?
okay
hey capsule a blaze thanks for the one
shit damn clear thinking that all the six gifted six okay thank you
very generous bro thank you
Hey, you.
No, not the- there's two dragon asses here!
Uh, could I get that one to fall down, maybe?
We'll see then, so if I do some nautical later, depends.
I really want to get a run going with this.
Oi, can you fall down?
Please?
Uhhh...
Big problem.
Big problem.
Well, I have...
This is very unfortunate.
My best bet is just to bait this guy into a jump and then complete his YOLO run into
the ladder and hope I don't die to the other one.
That's the best bet here.
to
No, it's not.
It's just not.
Oh, and what do we have up here?
Another one!
Woo!
I'm YOLO-ing, I can't be arsed.
Oh fuck sake, this!
Oh my god, why the screen shakes?
What am I getting hit by? Run! Dragon ass!
Oh
Cage key
Oh the cern
And spider shield
Oh
I mean, plus five Lucerne!
Don't keep crying.
Shit, man, this is rough!
Uh...
We do this and we we go kill Sif I guess
Not much else to do
I can't do a Saladist run because I've already killed Quailag.
Want to watch Hoken more in session? Yeah! Absolutely.
Is Hoken American or is it like a Korean movie or something?
All right, it's an American movie. Okay. Oh
It's with Adam Scott
Who's in severance? It's not like the main character in severance?
America with Irish folklore. Oh, it sounds amazing. Okay. I like that. Yeah mark. Yeah. Oh, he's really good. I like him
He's really really good
What was he, the boss kills today?
Uh, I mean it's hard with these seeds man, I have so many dragon asses guarding shit.
That's why I'm going for Sif now because Sif, if I managed to kill the boss at Sif, if I
can survive the journey there. I could get more souls and I could level up more, and
then thus increasing my chances of survival. But, ah hey, another dragon ass. Okay, a gargoyle
There is fine, though.
Whoa.
I'm going to pop that soul of a hero.
Are you giving me like two levels I guess?
Bobo's here. It's really lonely down here. You should pay me a visit. I have someone who wants to meet you.
To meet you, I guess. Name Rhymes for Trang Petitioner. White skeleton P.L.S.
That's a good thing though today. We haven't seen any chained prisoner at all anywhere in the entire day
Send into the chain
Do I hear dragon ass?
Okay, you.
Impact twitch.
I definitely gave Gagali a sub too.
Melotel, thanks 63, Moskva thanks 3.
Alright, who do we have?
Popple Banana for good luck.
No.
Hey, you.
Yeah, Kim, thanks for that 56.
Thank you.
Uh, no plans to Eddie.
Unreliable challenge or something cool.
Oh!
Priscilla!
Very doable.
I hear her, she's over here.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Holy Damage.
This is pretty much the story of these runs today.
fine though in my book this is fine damage don't need more for this pretty
sure I'm gonna end up chopping her tail by the way so pray it's not some demon
great hammer or a bow and something that I can use this weapon swings so much to
the right.
of
Oh, bad roll, um...
Hey, you!
Oh!
Yo, is anyone, uh, watching the, uh, German streamer, the guy that's running?
the 600 kilometers
any updates?
yeah there's like a german streamer who's running like 600 kilometers in 96 hours
it's like a day left
is he on pace?
It's still going but he's way, way behind.
Okay.
It was like 30k behind the plan.
That's rough
and
of
the
the
All righty then.
This morning carrying things to the car my cat ran out on the steps and tripped me.
I know got a severly sprained ankle, concussion and torn shoulder.
What?
I'm a two week hike in jeopardy.
Most important, the cat is alright.
How's your day?
in health damn I wish you a speed of recovery time like in Islam that is some
fucking major unlock he's at 47 hours and 334 kilometers left yeah that that
sounds rough but yeah with the terrain maybe it's like if he gets more slopes or whatever
decline that's what I'm trying to say
that does sound like and how how many 47 hours and yeah 47 hours and 334 kilometers
it's rough
So, I'm justus.
Is Wings for Life this weekend?
Yeah, on Sunday.
Final day to sign up today at midnight. They closed the signings
I checked the Vaude he took an hour long Suzy only yeah, dude at these ultra I've been listening to
to when I run, I listen to some times to some podcasts
where they interview ultra runners.
And there's this woman, her name is,
she's like Courtney Dowalter, I think.
Something, I might have got that correct or incorrect.
But I think she won like the Moab 240 a few years ago,
which is 240 miles.
Might also be the wrong event, but yeah.
And the sheen naps 21 minutes during those three days.
Which is crazy.
Client is mental.
So, okay, we got some stats.
It's pretty alright, but how will we survive the Gorgoron Church?
I'm definitely gonna do the Vosoldja Marathon some people, but I'm not gonna do it like
like this year or the next year.
Sorry, I'm just thinking where the fuck do I go now?
I mean, I need to try the gargoyle church.
I don't have much choice.
No, I plan on streaming Sunday, even if I go to stalk them for the events.
I'm thinking, do I loot?
Hope for something stronger.
I can also buy the Lucerne and plus 5 it, which is a good weapon.
The thing is, if I loot, I'm risking losing my quick roll.
Wednesday is an international charity run.
It's on Sunday.
Today is the final day of signups.
We are 115 peeps in the stream team, the community.
Yeah, I've only found helmets this run, and gloves.
Ah, you know what, we could start looting and see if we find anything good.
Oh
Holy
Hey you let's start looting fuck it. Oh great
to be honest very large ember is super good if I find the large ember now oh
my god we could get plus 15 weapons well we haven't found any source of large
titanite yet but yeah this is very good though
insane drip right now yeah
Oh my gosh that is very good.
Even before I get Lord Vessel now.
Any loot could be it.
I'm not back to being fully well again for the event, no not yet.
I still cough a little bit and my nose gets a bit stuffed.
I would have liked to do some like, warm up runs this week for Sunday but I calmed.
Anyways, I'm going to rush through Dragonmalley.
Well I can, I guess.
Probably do one tomorrow.
It's okay, I love it.
I'll let you run twice on Sunday, because everyone knows the warmup run doesn't count.
Right.
That's true, he's right.
Slad!
What up?
It might be, who knows.
Ah, fuck.
Slad enters my chat and I find a crossbow, that's epic dude.
Oh, it is salad.
yeah okay well let me say the world the word salad one more time will I find
another boat salad wait that's cannon isn't it
Hey, you.
Ah, coming through!
And the thing is, when we're looting out, if we don't find anything, right?
Aw, shit, I forgot about this guy.
If we don't find anything, we can always buy Lucerne in plus 5 minutes.
I was thinking of making him in Jumping Off, but it's easier seven done, and I'll probably
die myself doing it.
God.
I could test it.
Oops.
of
of
of
You fuck!
Yes!
Okay.
Good.
Oh my god, it's alright. We can't replace this.
No, Liar.
How's the Nautica mod? Oh my...
It's it's hard ain't run it could definitely feel a bit tedious you need a lot of stuff
stuff to like make stuff. I mean, it is like, it's pretty nerve-wracking
a run because it's primitive but yeah you you need a lot like pretty late game
stuff just to make like the seamoth
shit oh this is bad oh this is very bad
fuck
come again
i can't walk through the gargoyle church to perish like this
i'm dead
i've
denial you said you'd be 100 percent better by thursday because you lied you now oh a
I am! What?
The only difference is, I'm a little bit stuffed and I'm coughing a little, but I don't have fever or anything. I'm good, dude!
please
please
ok
ohhhh
alright
can work with that
I'm going to buy some Titanite Shards.
some gear.
Oh, my god.
Hell yeah, death.
Let's go.
Mike is not muted.
I'm just mega looked in.
Oh, shit.
Little bit word of, well...
5.5...
3.5...
Let's not buy Lucerne.
A link to the rando settings?
Uh, I could show you it right now, if you want.
Just screencap this.
All good man, Arboretics in 1-22!
Holy unksong that song is amazing
I think we're just gonna try to be
The undead burg
Seeing as we have the weapon Smith box I can plus five any weapon I pick up
Yeah, all good cuddle well noses a bit congested for it. It's about it. It's about it
All right, let's be patient every run today. So so damn slow dude. Oh
But it's a marathon not a sprint
fuck off!
he's gonna hit me through this wall, i'm gonna fall to my right and die, just waiting
for it to happen if it's a man of him and not a spent
Why is the clock always at one hour when I look that's consistency one hour with these damn seeds
Yeah, you know, I will take that
Limit testing
Okay.
Wait, where'd the ass go?
Ahhhh!
What the fuck?
Okay, fuck me. This is so rough today! Oh! Hey, you!
Yeah, I'm gonna loot this area, that's the plan.
Alright, my Gargle church is filled with dragon ass.
There's like death going in there.
Yeah, I've also had dragon ass everywhere, especially this run right now.
They're everywhere, I-
Come forward.
I need that backstab we're always stuck in the entrance to hollow let's slap you
through the door yeah
Okay.
There's another Lucerne here.
Didn't Andre also have one?
We could lower our weight here for sure.
Eastern leggings.
That's good.
Mid-rolling?
Fuck yeah, alright, so much better.
Okay.
Ba-ba.
I know, the pickaxe is pretty good, man.
I mean, you sell them, I'll buy a few.
Yeah, trips in yeah, no plans on p2 reveal I have to I have to get a run
Yes today
Two K-pop is thieving bastard!
As expensive as hell!
I'm going to fall down on this pinwheel and he's going to rip my scrotum open.
in the wheel bone wheel
you stop spending man stop fucking spending
Oh god.
Oh good, yeah.
Nice.
Oh, terrified of this stone giant down here.
What else do we have?
Pinwheel.
And...snip snip.
Fucking hell!
What do I do?
Continue forward I guess.
I could jump down and grab that item and then bone back here.
I can do that.
Actually, I can get two items.
I can jump over just their way.
Sneeby, thank you.
And Dumbidix, 47.
Am I winning?
No, today has been super ass.
And this run is no difference.
I do have a Titanite Charge, which is really good.
I have the very large ember but other than that dude there's dragon asses everywhere
There.
Hmm.
Washing.
Oh, I can't use it.
No!
I need one.
Okay.
That's fine.
I need one more dexterity and I can use it.
Break my voice.
Okay, we have a plus five. You never find large ember?
Yeah, large ember is like the best thing you can find if you like as long as you have Titanites.
Is that like Soros? Yeah, I thought it was cool.
Yeah, right.
Oh, I'm heavy rolling with this.
What?
I think true ending.
Okay, well, I really thought washing pole plus five would deal more just flat damage, but
guess not
Well, it'll have to do we don't have much of a choice
Yeah, this is plus five so yeah, it's pretty me I guess
Where are you sniping from?
I
Heard snip snip what the fuck is hitting me
Great
I died to invisible enemies, Silas.
Ah, well, I mean, okay, you're due.
Back to asylum is what you can do.
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
I was playing that like a marathon
Something else was hitting me except Shandler. It might have been a ghost or something through the walls
75
Yeah, it was probably a ghost. I heard a snip-snip, but it was probably the ghost noise.
Today is great.
What are these starting weapons, man?
Hey, actually, you know what?
That's fine.
We take it as a loot run.
Scythe can suck or?
Who had Scythe?
I'm going heavy ass warrior, fuck it.
Hop, we'll go again.
Oh, I don't have any special keybinds on my controller.
Yes, I died again.
To an invisible enemy.
I got comboed from a chandelier and something invisible.
Probably a ghost.
But to be fair, that run was probably doomed in the Gargoyle
church anyways. Yeah, it is Anglicander it is. I haven't seen
sense once today salad like today has probably the worst
Rendo day I've ever had I think it's been nothing but dog shit salad day
salad you have the blacksmith hammer every run I see it I lurk in your
stream every run every time I tune in you have the blacksmith giant hammer
which is the best weapon you can possibly have this is insane and crazy
Crazy insane.
I saw you into this with one.
Oh yeah, I think I had one today. I don't remember how it died though.
But it was definitely unfair how it died though.
No doubt.
Yo, what is this? Oh, in? Is that? Yeah, that's like, uh, what does it stand for? Initiate.
Oh intentional feeding. Oh it's lead terms. Well no wonder I don't know it.
I
Go out
I gotta drop from the octopus
Okay
hey at the mark next 29 with topics 140 and please I've had enough curse runs
today I just want to get to Anilondo Predator thanks to 108
How much is Eastern Way?
Okay.
There is no Garf Quota.
Wow, ring of fat.
Getting that this early, I also got it along with another ring, so...
Hmm.
Yeah, two rings in one, yeah.
So it's gonna get removed like immediately, probably.
Take those.
Yeah, the Fangbore helmet is so heavy.
Yeah, the Fangbore helmet is so heavy.
I'm playing Directive 80-20 on Tuesday.
Is your current weapon a spear?
Ooh, great hero, so nice.
Oh no, not snip-snip.
Yeah, maybe it's the winged spear salad that one blows it's so bad
Yeah, that one is legit like super terrible
Okay, pretty good, pretty good, I got one more thing to check.
and
full
the sequel to this rumba use what you see no I'd I don't like use what you see
at all
Oh, yeah, Sha, Firekeeper.
Thanks!
How do you please, would you see?
while you loot everything that you see.
That's...
pretty much the gist of it.
What if you close your eyes? Well I mean your character's eyes are still open.
How's that different from this? Because this is just use what you get. I could run
past an item and not loot it.
What?
Winged Spare!
I don't know if the character saw something you didn't see it.
It's not that deep, okay?
You're not allowed to run past items.
You have to loot all of them, okay?
Oh fuck. I'm dead. Yeah, I'm dead here. There's nothing I can do about it because I'm dead.
Unfortunately, it was a decent run, but it's over.
Okay, we're good.
cool 10k
At the end of the day, the day ends.
True.
me
be kind kitty cat please
I'm worth it
okay thank you
Poor Andre's shop not gonna lie. This has been every single run today and last stream solid every shop has just been a me
I got ass of hell
It's but it's okay. It's alright. Sometimes you're just gonna have these days, you know these days
Okay, push that strength and deck so we can use most things.
She's one of those dailies.
It's all about the he said she said bulge.
Two luck crates.
Wait, what's luck crate?
You mean Lucerne's Lucerne is okay, especially we can plus pennants.
I could plus five it but it wouldn't have saved me or anything.
Hey!
That's a key item.
Yo.
Yo, come again.
Go depths now.
I can't unless you do the skip, which is not allowed.
No, I think this does the skip.
do you do lower underberg skip salad no you don't right
I don't know how to do it okay yeah
wide-skeleton PLS catacombs in the catacombs wide-skeleton PLS
thank you partybound thank you
what am i fighting for another bone wheel up
No come here please please
Fuck
How is the jump not allowed we mean lower underberg skip
Regal does lower underberg skip and I do if it's not full of enemies that will kill me immediately if I miss it
see the only reason I don't do lower-undered bird skip and it's actually
a very logical reason it's because you skip a key item if you do it you need
the key to lower-undered burger whatever the hell it's called and if you do the
skip you don't have to find that item anymore so ah that's why I don't do it
Yeah, you need the basement key. Yeah, otherwise you can't get there
Unless you do the skip
Are you also do annex skip key?
annex skip key
That means not like there's any rules ever saying why I I'm not doing it like finding the key items
I think is like the thing about these rendos
That's what breaks your runs, is that you need to get to an area and you can't find the key item.
So you go to fucking upper Bly Town and you die, cuz you don't know where it is.
What the fuck? Chill. I'm going to Great Hollow. I need to see something new.
I'm pretty sure I could still do sense skip.
It's not that hard at all.
No salad, no.
No, thank you.
Zoom.
Hit on.
Nah, we're mid-rolling, bruh.
No rules, but he gassed a left-way to going again.
Left-way played with Scalingon, that's a completely different randomizer.
That's a little bit different from rules.
Aw, fuck.
Well, we don't really have much of a choice, just go.
Forward. Just go forward.
I'm dead. Yeah, it's over.
I'm dead. I'm alive.
Hey, Apple Tox, thanks for the two-year anniversary. Thank you. Thank you, dude.
Yeah, but he's lucky as fuck, Salad. Don't worry. Like, uh-oh, no, no, no. Another mask of the child! I already have one!
Or he's a god gamer.
Sometimes you have those days where it's very easy to get to like 10 plus bosses
or like 8 plus
and then all of a sudden you just won't get to fucking Anor Londo for an entire day
I
I
Another skeleton dog
I'm fucking dead.
Nooo!
It's okay.
Just rush to great hollow.
Let nothing stop your dreams.
I'm fucking dead.
Let nothing stop your dreams.
Get to the great hollow.
Hey, you.
Clem.
Clem.
Okay.
I am not rolling for no reason. All my rolls are calculated. Oh, hey, Dragon Ass. Okay,
This is fine.
pretty shitty rando day today I'm not ready to run
Am I ready to run on Sunday?
I have no choice.
I'm still not 100% though.
I can't rest on this. I don't know why.
Some enemy is around lurking.
Egg?
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, it can use magic in pyros.
There's no item behind here, right? I don't believe so.
I don't trust this with it because I'm heavy rolling right I don't trust going
over here to the left. Mid-rolling works, I know that, but a heavy roll? I'm not so
Sure
Fuck it
There's all the fucking gear Jesus Christ
Oh, I see dragon ass down there.
Yeah, this run is looking pretty doomed.
It's not looking good.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Fucking do anything
Did I play Ascended mod?
Like Dark Souls Ascended?
I don't think so.
Time it.
Ahhhh fuck I was late.
Damn it.
Oh my.
I can't lie, like, today has been real. It's actually been really bad today. But you know
What is going to happen sometimes?
It's alright, at least I'm...
I'm in Ashley.
Slash kick me.
And I have a weapon I can use.
AHHHHH!
Yeah, I mean this seals it. This is the worst rando day I've ever had in terms of runs
Yes, dude you you can it's hard to have it worse than this
I'm stuck in Ash Lake, no Lord Vessel, and I can't even run.
And now Chained Prisoner is gonna kill me here because he's actually gonna aggro.
I think.
No, there is one enemy that will aggro here.
It's a chain prisoner.
I don't know if he will aggro if I hug the beach though.
Maybe not.
I think we're fine pretty sure we're fine
No, I can bone back to the top of the great hollow.
It's just been a painful day.
It's been a painful day.
Yeah, I don't think I'm grabbing that salad, cause I think if I do, you have to walk backwards.
And they might aggro, maybe not.
Fuck it, I'm doing it.
head the earth!
Time it! Time a chat!
Oh, I was a bit early a bit early
I
Get a mod which replaces the chained prisoner with the castle you can have WF a practice and our walk off
Not a bad idea
Hey, you!
How does it feel to have a run slower than all?
It's just the intro, don't worry, I'll get out of here.
The moment I get something, I'm just gonna run from boss to boss fucking sa-sa-sa-sa-sa!
Oose! Oose! Oose!
Ten bosses dead.
Hey, Candela, that's all good, up here, well.
Hey, you!
remember something for the first time when I was 14 and DS2 released and I
thought you were fast. Like where we at now. You sub when you're 14 you're not
allowed to do that. Yeah put the things the 106. Thank you. Bag of O's,
Oh, with pleasure dressy. Hold on, I just arrived at the dragon. Let's see.
here it comes the demon great hammer okay
fuck yeah all right oh I killed my ring of fat though
I mean, I saw him in the announce it or whatever, I'm gonna watch it.
I can love some Slocke Horror movies.
Want to see a new Mortal Kombat movie?
Yeah, yeah.
The stick hanging on my back? This one? Demon Catalyst?
Yeah, I've seen the smile movies, they're fun. I love movies like that. Smile... what
the fuck smile truth or dare you know movies like that they're really fun like
Oh, gotta watch, uh, Ready or Not 2.
It's available...
this May here.
No, no, no, okay.
Yeah Kratos.
That's pretty much what it is, yeah.
There is a chained prisoner down here, but let's not, let's get the fuck out.
Back to the swamp.
have you played dark pals no I don't think we played is that a is that a
Yeah, lad like.
Oh, that was Omelette Man. Oh yeah, that was called Dark Pals.
Yeah!
Hey, it's me, it's Omelette Man.
What a banger.
Oh, yeah!
No, I haven't watched yet, now she's...
He makes cookies like nobody can die!
Hey Orpheer!
Fucking shit.
Oh, demon spear, okay.
Now you see, that's a decent ass weapon, because it deals lightning damage.
Now if we could get rid of the heavy roll, I'd be sick.
But am I able to do the boss fight here anyways?
Now what we're going to do is we're going to Humanity.
Have I ever tried Pineapple Pizza and Nutella Pizza?
You mean like Pineapple and Nutella?
I mean that's one of them dessert pizzas, yeah.
Banks.
See, soldier, did you see the bit of some guy beating these ones using only
Karmic Justice for damage? No.
Chat, it's literally dough with Nutella and like fruits. It's just a dessert.
It's not like you're having fucking tomato sauce and cheese and then Nutella and fruit.
here in brazil we have pizza with everything well yeah you guys have
masted the pizza that does not surprise me
down this weapons tight but I need to get rid of this
Nildred.
Ah!
on them.
This is not a game. I don't think I've ever heard of that. We're just finding heavier
I have my mid-roll. Why did I think I was mid-rolling?
Hey there, y'all. They are omelette, maman.
MAM-
Maybe level up some end.
This guy's a mosquito. He keeps respawning.
Still gonna be heavy rolling with this. I mean, I think we have two blossoms. Yeah, we do
We also do have luta here the problem is I risk losing this weapon if I go for this, but I'm doing it
No.
No.
No.
Not the kitty cat!
Anything but the kitty cat here.
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I've gone through too much just to get a fucking cat before a Kweleg.
Yeah, my stamina region is really bad.
What?
It is what it is.
Yeah, if this is madness or calamity or notorious.
Yeah, it's over.
Oh, I think it's Gaping Dragon.
No, it's Chaos Dragon.
This is very doable.
Alright!
Fuck yeah!
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
two so much heavy stuff but well actually this way the exact same as as
Arturia's helmet. Oh! I was gonna rate your, uh, your, uh, Dark Souls Tattoo.
Dreshy. I will do it. Let me just get to the bottom fire. If I was a dragon, what
element would I be? Plasma, dude. Plasma dragon of darkness. But you have no eggs, he says.
pretty sure I have three on me. Two. But you have no eggs!
I remember what plasma is. Well yeah, I've played a Deep Rock Galactic
survivor where you can have plasma weapons actually.
I
Right let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me uh, let me see
Your Dark Souls tattoo you got had made like a bit over a month ago
Damn
It's Oscar do
that's very detailed yeah damn yeah that's that's sick that's sick it's very
good that's on the arm right well yeah is it on the forearm forearm the upper
arm upper like top of arm yeah that's very good
tattoo artist is so crazy dude
like sitting there and doing all those details on someone you have to get it
right
Imagine you're having a cheeky wank, and Oscar is looking down at your junk...
down at your junk disapprovingly that's the fact that that's the first thing that you
thought of riot just uh it says a lot regrettably
Oh, man. That is hilarious. Sick tattoo though, Greshine. Sick tattoo.
T-shirt yeah thank you guys a pull of smell all the time I saw them in was a
new castle chin wheel okay I know what that's gonna say here oh it's pinwheel
just kill him is the easiest boss ever pinwheel fucks you up in randomizer he
He is super scary.
So, eh, not sure I want to fight him.
But I'm willing to try.
I'm ready with my dark slime.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it!
Uh-oh.
Fuck!
My stamina regen is so bad!
Alright, where is he?
Hello?
Ah!
No, don't do it!
Die!
Okay, good.
Okay, it's not over!
So easy game, right?
Holy, that was difficult.
Did you see all those projectiles in the end?
If I had been hit by that, I would have been still locked to death.
He fucks you up in a randomizer for some reason.
He's super scary.
Oh, he dropped some.
Different about him in the rounder makes him less of a pushover in a regular game.
He spawns like a million fucking copies of himself.
And if he does it in a big arena, you're just, like, never gonna find him.
And they start bombarding you like a fucking bullet hell game.
And if you get hit by one, you'll probably be staggered and then you get stuck to death.
So you basically get one shot.
It's awful.
Yeah, pretty much master, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you don't have the damage to nuke him quickly, it's scary.
Ah, fuck it, I'm outta here.
Uh, well, I might as well run back now.
I think I want to run to Sif.
Regrettably.
oh my god do not reach chat just go
I heard later is a bit outdated but it's also true.
I heard some rumors about DS1 remake.
Are those rumors Shirako tweeting it, nasty raven?
Or is there like actual rumors?
Would you be hired for a remake or not really?
I mean, I would play it, don't get me wrong, but it really doesn't need one though.
There were rumors of the entire Trilogy remake?
The only rumors I saw was from Shirako.
Because Shirako tweeted it.
The YouTube thumbnail spoiler guy apparently, yeah.
All of this just works.
I'm Nick Zag, thanks for the 20s, thank you.
My broski.
Ah fuck, Capra Demon.
And a red...
And a cat, but it's not aggro'ed I think.
If they just remade DS2 instead of releasing Elden Ring, we would have world peace by now.
Why would they remake Peach?
I'm dead here by the way. Like it's actually over because this guy is gonna snipe the shit out of me.
me and that will insta kill me
well that was a good run chat because if I survived this this skeleton dog is
gonna kill me so at least we had a journey we had a journey this run no
doubt but it's probably over oh my fucking god
Okay, we're good. I used the preempt... I used the preempty... preempty... do you say preempty?
Preemptive. I'm dead shield, yeah.
Oh, nice, lotion. Hopefully he liked it.
Preempty. Preempty. Preempty? Preempty?
I'm using a battery for mine tomorrow.
I deserve to use the undead shield today.
I've had a rough, random day today, alright?
Hmm.
Nope, not going there.
I don't think they're working on a trilogy remake though.
I don't think they are.
I think it's just a rumor that Chirac has started, but who knows?
The German guy is at 271 kilometers done after 49 hours right now, running at 30 degrees.
Oh yeah, he has to get 600 kilometers in 90 hours.
Fuck, it's gonna be rough.
It's gonna be really rough.
Oh, I'm dead.
Yeah, I think I'm dead here.
Like actually dead, because these enemies, they fucked you up.
I- that was- they do- do- it- that was a terrible role that it's not worth.
Ow. Yeah, that's a pain in the world hollow.
Oh, I see my back's okay.
No, I'm not sick sick. That's like the last coffee I had before you were 100% again.
I'm good, dude. I'm Gucci.
Damn, it's so over salad.
Oh!
They just refuse it solid?
Can't believe we're back up into Firelink got it some progress. Maybe we can get rid of heavy roll
Damn salad oh
Yeah, hell yeah nerves let's go
No plans of watching P.H. Reveal if there's something cool Jack can tell me
Yikes come again yikers astroosalis true
Yeah, I did not have Corp before.
Peewee too
Can you beat original DSR only with bow? Yeah easily
Right if you know like the upgrade paths and shit
Well, yeah, we watch stranger than heaven trailer beginning of the stream it's so good
I can't get rid of this damn armor, dude.
I'm in the gloves, sure.
I don't believe in you.
I don't believe in you.
I don't believe in you.
I don't believe in you.
Wait, there's costs of one?
What the hell?
I'm just gonna YOLO RUN.
Wait, is he after me? No.
I- I always forget the fucking follow-up.
Dark Souls 2 Remake Intentionate Check, Eldering Remake...
In 2030, check. No, Bloodborne P3 Mass 4 through, no.
Sekiro Dating Sim in 2035?
No.
of
the
of
Okay.
Can't you just keep backing up?
BOTS!
And you will say, if second of dating sim wins good tea, I will play 24 Hours Cup Kiki.
Sure.
What is all this heavy gear?
Double my age and add one, how old are you then?
Shut up, be near her.
Hey Alar, keep hold of my cat's operation for Brooke and find Bone Ended successfully
and remove a joint.
She might be hopping and running around in a few weeks.
Can't like sharing a bit of joy here feels okay, man.
Okay Apple Power, yeah I'll check it, hold up.
Cat?
I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance.
Hold up, I don't want to tab out here because I'm going to die.
Nice way went well.
What the fu- wait can they fart?
don't remember they can do that
all they drop twinkling nice
I feel like your gear today, on average, was almost as heavy as the helmet Vigo Mortensen
kicked and broke his toe in. That's how it feels, yeah. That is essentially how it feels.
Do not toxic me, I will spit toxic right back.
Are you fucking-
Oh, that's alright, we have time to loot this before we die.
Yeah, I'm already toxic dude, you can stop.
Jesus. Oh no. Oh no, you fucking don't.
Oh my god, you're stalling! I won't be able to loot the item! Okay, good.
Oh, orange charred ring.
Okay.
Yeah, we take that.
Yeah, I bind in.
It's a good shield, but heavy.
Ah.
Well.
Ahh.
I
Was I even that heavy
Let's see the Katze.
Feels okay, man, feels okay.
Oh, he he he he he he.
He he he.
Look at that little recovery.
What was it?
From a broken thigh bone.
Operation ended successfully.
She might be hopping and running around in a few weeks.
Yeah, look at that.
Look at that.
He he he he.
You're showing your toes.
You know what you did.
aww
hehehehehe
that little like
what is it like a compression suit
like a
like a
bandage
uh
hehehe
yay
uh
yeah
yeah
yeah
Yay!
That makes me happy.
That makes me happy.
Don't be saving me, man.
Seem very happy, yeah.
Oh, chat! This run is fucking...
Oh, damn Frisbee Koala, yeah, it's a lot.
What's with this swim emoji, Master?
trying to ocean man next game I'm waiting for directive 8 oh you mean
subnautica yeah
I'm going to the graveyard wash in my own take me by the hand
Well, we're gonna I don't know I don't know what to do with this run. I I don't know what to do
I don't have a weapon, I guess...
Hey, you!
Did I ever?
The run study are just blending together.
Is a charity running event happening soon on Sunday?
Yeah.
Final day of sign up is today.
By midnight they close it.
Exclamation mark, WFL.
I'm dead.
I don't even care if I die.
If I die, I die.
It's fine.
It's over.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah
Yeah
Okay
There's a bow the wheel up here
There's this guy here, okay
That was for the better.
I don't have any fucking stamina region.
Next.
oh my god
Ah.
Thank you.
Oh, wait.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey Mr. Force, why do you keep playing these dead seeds?
You will never beat the Finnish Gigachad this way, leprin.
Alright.
My prediction is left by his gonna get bone-wields.
Actually no, he's gonna get eaten by a centipede, I think.
Yeah, yeah that's what it is.
Oh, wait, Giant Ornstein here?
I've had that a few times.
I have played all of the Uncharted games except the absolute last one they released.
trunk. I even used the speedrun on charted 2.
Yeah lost legacy is the only one I haven't played. You used to run one
salad really? Sick. On charted 2 has one of my favorite skips in the game like
ever. It's so sick.
Hello Mr. Stream, I see you're struggling a bit, but I don't care what everybody else says.
I think you're good slash captain
Yeah, I think it's all good. Thanks to 128 camera. Thanks to four. Thank you guys
Yes, it's a ball. Yes
Tired with salads, PB? I'm at one bar.
I'm going to do some nautica later, we'll see, I just want to get a fucking run here.
has been the worst. I think I just decided to not rest in Firelink. Whatever, it's okay.
No, it cannot get worse than today.
It actually cannot get worse than today.
It's impossible.
It's good mental training, that's what it is.
Hey you!
First it makes the 102, thank you.
good discipline, good discipline, training, I believe.
for what? For the hardships in life.
I smell armpit, thanks 54!
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I saw the stranger that didn't have an end trailer, yeah.
Why are we hiding?
Oh, there's something.
I guess I'll die.
I won't.
No worries.
I love the trailer.
maybe Hannah will see I guess I just want the run going yeah
Mirror face backstab
Please no
Yeah, all good Hannah, I just I mean I
Just want it like today has been the worst rando day out of all of them. It's been so
terrible I
Haven't even been to sense fortress in six hours
Oh, yeah, you made a new soul salt, didn't you, salad?
Oh, I should get my chicken soup, eat it, and watch it.
Oh, I'm rejuvenated now.
Yeah, I should do that.
the why is guardian here again just come down okay well I'm good guardian
here every run for some reason I'm not dead we're good we're good in before
infinite twinkling here imagine that's good that's good okay sure that's good
That's good. Very nice. No way. No way. In a world. Dammit, no new body armor though.
Is it proven benefits metal never seen a 2k one not be infinite yeah
Yeah!
Oh, it's infinite, alright.
Yeah!
I need to get some levels, though, I don't need damage.
And what I need is to not heavy roll.
That will be sick actually.
Oh, not!
Okay.
Okay.
I know what I'm doing.
We dump souls into HP and run safe.
No?
No?
We don't?
Hey, you!
No, we don't.
Well, I haven't hydrated anything today.
Hey you!
Alright, we're going Quelag. Killing Quelag.
And then we're checking Seasless probably killing whoever that is we bone back here
We go for Sif we go for gargoyles
And we will prevail
Hobbit?
Loosing weapon on Qu'Eliac.
Yeah, I don't think so.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Do I like DS1 more than DS3?
Oh yes, yeah.
DS3 is my least favorite out of all of them.
of these three is like combat and it also feels very linear.
Oh.
Nar. You know what ever since I started saying Nar instead of no my runs have
been bad like I only get bad stuff so I'm gonna stop saying it I'm gonna say
No? Like Mario. Hey Mario, did you remember to bring the flashlight? No?
It's time to stop.
What is that? Oh fuck.
Oh
What the fuck man, where are you sure are you kidding me where are you sniping from?
holy shit I even know they could shoot from that far
Before I get sniped here.
Put it up Tiaz, a bit of a slump today.
Yeah same, same.
I hope you feel better Tessieette. Let's go.
Come on!
No, it's fucking Gwyn. Is it Gwyn?
I know, it's a bit of chaos.
Wait, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna get one shot here.
Oh my god, that recovery took way too long.
Okay, I did not get hit by it, so that was good.
That's the first time I see a bit of chaos there.
Yeah, because I forgot about the whole Pokes thing, Salad.
I was prepared now.
Going to have to de-monish.
Yeah, I got the salad seat I did.
Nice roll.
To do this stab, but don't do the quick stab after.
I'm dead. Alright, cool.
Oh yeah, I wonder if they're gonna announce any like, POE2 endgame stuff.
Oh, supposedly this patch is all about that.
Okay, fill me in.
Did I announce my voyager on the world in 80 days?
What?
Yeah, so good inferno.
When do I have the next board events?
Uh, Sunday.
Wings for life.
I'm doing it with chat.
Who knows, I?
What is Uncle on about?
Yeah, it's the last day to sign up for it.
They close it in two hours.
Fuck yeah, fard gambler is going in.
I know rides, I told chat that story too.
You never know, dude. There should be something undiscovered there.
who is my somatica 2 squad or solo? no i'm soloing i'm not co-oping somatica 2
your mouth is thirty nine
have a play with a warcraft before all i used to play it
park
i'm missing
okay for kill one more enemy
I used to play it a lot, a lot, but by the end, all I was doing was fishing.
So I got all fishing achievements and then I quit the game.
I stopped in Brathen and Lich King.
Yeah I heard so, Lepa, I heard so.
It'll be fun.
Yeah, good night, Barrett. So busy, wow, brother.
Yeah, I played World of Warcraft when it came out, like, base, first World of Warcraft.
A friend in school showed it to me, it fucking blew my mind.
Like, what?
That's other players running around?
Whaaat?
So then I got it.
And then, uh, yeah, I played.
got all the school friends to start like everyone in school just started playing we had a guild together
we would do raids on the weekends
and yeah it was fucking great through uh vanilla burning crusades
and then in rathalage king i had enough no i was a gnome warlock
I played on Sylvanas server.
Oh, oh gosh.
I can't do it.
Not today.
Really good memories from that, like insanely good memories.
I almost want to download it just to see my character again, but yeah
I'll be better sweet
Do you don't want to walk off the arbor?
You can't see them there, can you?
If you haven't logged in in many, many, many years.
you can.
Oh fuck it Steve!
okay yeah I was like my best gaming memories man just playing with friends
from school and childhood friends nice magic magic time it was a magic time and
there was like no game like Warcraft I mean there was like Ultima online and
stuff I guess ever my brother playing that but yeah it was just a revolutionizing it
took the world by such a storm and it fucking everyone was on it
yeah those like lineage and stuff right but that was before my time and I'm
I'm not sure that the...
There was no MMO that took the world like World of Warcraft did, was there?
Maybe linear stuff was that big, I don't actually know.
Forever Quest, huh.
Yeah, everyone had their own Magic 11 though, yeah.
Yeah, yeah for me and everyone I grew up with it was
Little Warcraft and you pick the lion shut the fuck up. All right, Eliza's fucking base
You know going into Stormwind and hearing that song
Oh my god, and also fearing people into old ironforge through the door was also a peak
and
Then client wall jumping on the wall outside or or or Gremar
so you could clip in out of bounds through the wall and then stand on top
of inaccessible rooftops and just kill scum horde that was the best shit ever
dude it was so peach hordes were standing there outside their fucking bank or
Auction house whatever it was and I would just stand there with my shadow bolt
Saw and then they would just die
It was so fun
Nido wait Nido don't aggro his skeletons. Where are they?
As long as I don't aggro the big skeletons, we should be fine.
Uncle, I'm healing! Uncle!
Oh, grabby hand.
Wow, my damage is ass.
No, the hammer's falling off.
I really thought it'd be more than this.
Why are they dealing so much damage?
What is happening?
Is this real?
Why am I dealing like no damage?
What is this?
There's no way that...
real they always deal this much it's okay
Okay, I might actually die here.
My damage is way lower than I thought it would be.
I thought I would- Why am I getting fucking nuked by needle Skeletons?
I'm not throwing this.
It's a plus two hammer. Actually, it's a plus one hammer.
Do you guys remember getting ganked all the time in Stranglethrough and veiled back in the day? It was such a lovely thing.
I remember winning the fishing competition. Fuck yeah, I'm going gargoyles instead.
I'm not going to risk dying there. They dealt so much damage to me. I have pallet and armor on.
Oh well, it's fine.
Cheating the competition?
Hey!
Hey!
It made me win!
Alright!
Yeah, the skeleton's built like weirdly high damage.
I- I was a little bit surprised by that.
Maybe I'm just misremembering and they always dealt high damage.
But I feel like they- they normally don't deal that high damage,
especially with fucking Paladin armor on.
But hey, it's fine. We just- we go this way instead. We go this way.
Don't get-
you cheated not only the game but yourself you didn't grow you didn't
I did I got better fishing here captain game so easy your experience for
politics to nothing was risked and nothing was gained it's sad that you
don't know the difference
Make it dirty.
Oh my god, it's him.
Is your path finding just too dank or what's happening here?
Oh, no, not you. You know what? It's okay. We just pull them back. It's all right
My man is dual wielding
Yo, anything cool on the post server trailer
3 worked entire game, no plans on playing Arkham Asylum will be, why is this some competition
your whole thing a lot
oh he's an idea okay should have a big chat race in something not Garfield
I've only played Batman Arkham Asylum in Arkham City, I haven't played the others, should
probably play through then
Oh my god, I fucking made it to Sen's Fortress.
It only took six and a half hours.
If you want chat participation, a leveling challenge in POA is probably your best bet.
I don't know if there's another mass appeal game you're chatting to.
Barfields.
Hey, you know- Hey, Nikki, thanks for the floor!
I'm gonna play some nautica. Hell no, I have a run going!
I've actually made it into Sen's Fortress.
low key though it would actually be really fun to host like an actual Garfield car
tournaments in Stockholm or something I got an actual competition in here what
do you think is more achievable winning DS1 and RE4 undo perma death back to back
call in a scene when Castellan is here.
Hey, you.
Damn.
But the thing is, there's no way to, like, spectate a game in Garfield Kart.
Unfortunately, because then I could host.
And then I could get Kappa Bart to host it in a stream IRL, it'll be fun.
I'm with Red Bull, dirty!
There's Red Bull Gaming Sphere in Stockholm.
I can host whatever I want there, I just need an idea.
But yeah, you can't spectate in Garfield Kart though.
It would be so actually such a cool idea.
I've already thought of it in my head.
But yeah, it sucks that you can't spectate a game.
Is it mod-able?
Maybe.
Yeah, spectator mod.
Is the dev still around?
Who's the devil of Garfield?
I cannot believe I'm looking this shit up.
Fucking Garfield card.
Oh, I'm offline on Steam, because I ran out.
No.
Don't think so, molten.
They should still be around here.
I think so I believe so oh yeah screen again
You hear that chat? Make sure to install Garfield Park for the daily post stream tournaments
It's hosted by LR, sponsored by Ripple TM.
I was not paying attention there.
Let's stop talking about this.
I gotta focus.
fact studio they're called
I shit you not there is a Garfield card spectator mod made by none other than
Wait, are you for real?
A free cam mode?
What?
Wait, does it work online?
I'm
Oh, it says the mod causes some sync issues when hosting with it, so I recommend not hosting with it.
Oh shit, Kaskillos here. It's a bit scuffed, but it works.
What? This is kind of peak though.
I can make this a reality.
When you say it, yeah, it causes sync issues for the people playing if you host it.
If you're the one hosting, can you use it?
It will be seven players, yeah.
Dude, that would be kind of peak though. An actual local tournament in Stockholm. They
have a bar and stuff there in the gaming sphere. They have some drinks, an actual like, a price?
I'm going to see you.
Wow, we're so sick.
How did this guy survive?
You're gonna see it.
That's how it lives rent free in the next had you and I'll lose it.
I
Would do it like an actual tournament like like heats or whatever and then you qualify and then there's like a
big
grand final
But we definitely got to test the spectator mob though.
We could test it.
You need- you need Thunder Store.
Do I have Thunder Store unlocked?
Well it wouldn't be this summer, Molten.
It would probably be next summer, I think.
Maybe.
ask Red Bull about it. If it's for an in-person event, can't you just have
capture cards the production team can switch to? Yeah, you could. Yeah, you
could. Yeah, use Thunderstorm for lethal company. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It
should be okay let me lock in we're actually very close to enter long though
fuck yeah dirty fuck yeah dude let's go
I have a late lethal company.
Anyone could join the tournament, Rebillito.
I mean, it's a public like...
It's basically like a gaming bar.
They have a shitload of PCs and kind of like a big studio where you can watch everything
and all that.
And they have a bar.
It's open for everyone, so...
actually be kind of sick. We gotta test this mode.
Unfortunately, anyone who hasn't played the game here would get fucked, since the
game is not scuffed. Yeah, of course they will, it will still be fun.
If it's boss I don't think they will want some cartoon IP I don't see how that would be an
issue oh yeah no yeah I actually maybe I mean I'll just talk to them I'll just ask them
I don't think it would be, though.
No, I would enjoy the tournament. I would be the host.
Dude, man, I would suit up. I'd be the commentator, man.
I know everything about this shit-ass game.
And then I'd laugh at people's turd turd torments as they're playing.
Freest win of Kaskalov's life.
Hey, playing locally IRL is different.
The pressure is on, man.
I feel like we could make this a reality.
Ooh, another Firekeeper, so sick.
Okay, that is infinite Tottenize Shards, but they're very expensive though.
But uh, can't complain.
Uh, oof, Calamity Ring here, yes.
Oh yeah, Dark End, maybe.
Ah, fuck, true, maybe, yeah, maybe they'd have an issue like that.
Who has the Garfield IP?
We gotta ask him.
I'm gonna write an email
Jim Davies
Is he alive?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
The big test before Enorlondo.
Paramount owns it?
Alright, it's over.
It was a really fun idea though. Maybe we could do it in some other way.
Yeah, maybe the gaming license difference. I don't know. I don't know how it'll work.
I have killed Manus in this arena before, twice. But I'm mid-rolling now.
Hey, you freaky frauder, thanks for 27!
Yeah, we'll- we'll ask.
We'll ask, man.
Alright, well, this'll be the- fuck Chad, don't hold your breath for this.
This is gonna be ass.
I don't think this hammer deals that good damage to him.
All right, aren't you a billionaire or something just by the company that owns it?
So you don't need to ask for permission
Yeah
Easy
Ask Max Verstappen to participate he says F1 turned into Mario Kart does he?
Did he actually say that? That's fucking hilarious.
Okay, let me lock in. Let's go. Maybe he'd be down, yeah.
Imagine! Imagine we could somehow make this a reality.
A community tournament in Stockholm and Max Joints.
Crazy.
Alright, let's stop dreaming, alright?
This is fucking reality.
Manus in Iron Golem's arena, standing in the way of Anor Londo.
Let's go.
Damage!
That's Gaze Lab.
So asked to fight him in this arena, cause everything is so close.
That's not Gaze Lab.
Double hit.
You know what? The damage is fine.
But I fucking hate fighting him in this arena.
It's so terrible.
It's okay though. I didn't grab the bonfire.
How about you shut up and fucking play the game?
That's the scary part.
Don't do it again.
Fuck me!
These attacks you never see!
Hey, what?
J-Slam?
I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. Okay, gay slab
Gay slab
Gay slab
Gay slab
oh one bar down fuck off I can't fucking roll gay slab again stop gay
slabbing fuck I need to bow now we can make this easier for ourselves we can
make this easier for ourselves than this. First, fix the S-Tis.
Uh-huh.
Giniero.
Right.
Giniero.
No, don't say that.
Jesus.
Gaze Lab is very old Dark Souls meme, only OG Dark Souls runners know it.
Do you want to know history?
Well, it goes like this.
Manus has a cane.
And during one of the rides, I don't know which runner this was.
He kept doing the, the cane slab, because he has a cane and he slaps you with it.
I said, I just said slab, cane, cane slap, but someone misheard it and they kept calling
it gay slab instead.
That's all it is.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
We lost ten our loser.
Shut up!
The lore, I know right?
It's crazy.
Hey, you!
Dude, I'm so hungry, I need to eat.
Can we watch Soul Souls?
Just register for weeks for live.
How can I expect Maribbel X, Ella's sponsored mansion, right?
Right.
Yo, you did!
I see it.
Yo, sick.
We're at 117.
One and a half hour more to go.
Okay, what the fuck do we do?
Well, we fight him.
That's it.
It's really that simple.
There is a way for me to upgrade my S-Thus.
There is.
I can also plus five the hammer.
I can do both.
It requires me to run all the way down to Quelag, though.
Then I could bone back up here.
I could plus two the firekeep.
I could actually plus two my estus, which does a lot.
I have infinite twinkling.
It's expensive, but I have it.
Quellag's sister can, uh, yeah, increase your estus.
Cause it's terrifying, Mixed Limb.
Enemies hit you through walls, you fall down and die.
It's... you don't have, like, a lot of space to move around in.
Butterfly arena is also very scary boss it is all right normally I wouldn't do
what I'm doing now running all the way down there and I won't this time either
no no no I'm not I'm not I'm not doing it I'm not doing it it was way too close
with the archer last time you see I know Miyazaki is following me with his
finger of death I know exactly what would have happened if I had done that I
would have gotten head shoted by the silver archer while I'm on the elevator
I would fall down and die. I saw it. I saw it happening in my head. So I stopped it
Well, we're gonna have a plus five hammer for this which is really really powerful very very powerful
here we go I kind of missed that gold sound maybe I add as a 1% sound instead here we go
Okay, sure.
Okay, sure.
Okay, sure.
Okay, sure
There's no way you block that.
do no way run after that no I have no interest in doing no it runs
yeah did they did they out of any new weapons in the PoE to trailer or whatever
announcement
no I'm a day of x28 Ryan mostly makes 29 thank you guys
I was washed.
Will you be cycling the Wings for Life, Jin?
Let us know if it works!
Thanks for joining!
On AT!
They're adding swords? Okay, okay, okay.
Archipelago with a voice? Yeah, yeah.
Dude, we should do a fucking...
lad archipelago or something.
I
Yes, I lead wonder what game I would do I guess some nautica
Yeah mad Max
Hello LR, could you please create a third channel with 24-7 gaff card gameplay, or are
you afraid people are going to watch it more than your main live channel?
Hey, you.
Yes.
Very.
Thanks.
Alright, let's see here.
Don't think, just do.
Make your dreams a reality.
I
Fucking triple hit combo you you like never see that
Oh
I'm actually learning to dodge combinations I've never seen in his fights because he never stayed as close to him
Come on man!
Ahhhh!
That is fucked up.
Soup time!
That's a rough one.
I think Manus is probably the worst fight you can get there.
There's just not much room.
And if he does the combo attack, you're just dead.
If you don't have room to dodge it, which is I didn't
We're soul salt I need to desalt was in soul salt salt salt salt salt salt salt
It's time I low key want to try the
Spectator mom
Let me see. Ah, let's see here the demand of the salad
Yeah
Yeah, we're gonna watch that we're gonna watch that let me just get my soup I'm super hungry no pun intended
It's pretty good though. I'll do this
Let's do a little chat
I'm doing a chat gamble!
Put me in, coach!
me in am I in oh I'm much on the pokemon much on I'm blue team by the way go blue team
who won? me? oh i can finally watch some salt!
other people than me blue one but yeah I was in a blue team fuck yeah
please have something
Oh my god!
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
No!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You keep getting me!
This is so dumb!
That was, that was, that was so bad!
That was the worst thing I've ever done in this game!
That's pretty bad.
No, you're kidding me. Fuck off, man!
Fuck this game!
God, that's fucking stupid, dude.
A lot of coins.
Come on!
Bitch!
I'm gonna kill you with that!
Kill you!
He's alive he's fucked!
Wait how do you want to kill him before he fucking spawns him?
NO!
Dude it's so over like
WHAT IS THIS?
Suck my-
WHYYYYYYYY???
RUN YOU SUCKED SON OF A BITCH!
Oh god, I forgot about this gun.
Okay.
No!
I'm a little sussed out.
Here it comes!
No, not like this, dude!
No freaking way, man.
Oh my god, I went too far to the left.
Oh fuck off there is no way you made that there is no way you fucking made that that is fucking crazy
Bullshit
I guessed.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's kind of sick though.
Like a Godzilla movie.
I'm dead.
Aw, dude!
Why is this game so bad?
Why is it so bad all the time?
A gun?
Dead.
Dead.
Noooo!
No fucking problem.
What you doing?
Hold on.
Potemizer!
What? Why was the elevator off?
Unlucky! Lord Vessel!
What the HELL?!
Don't die!
Don't die!
Please don't die.
Please don't die.
What are you doing?
Don't die!
Oh my god, please!
I'm fucking dead!
I
See that's why he's so scary
Woody this was doing the me room
What was that?
Come on!
Bro, you just sent me so far.
I skipped 10k hours in the game first place, but I do not have 15k hours in this game.
Okay, poison!
Cool, dude!
Why am I only getting shit enemies right now?
care cb or is the person I think bro bro every start I get so many shit enemies I
look like I'm seeing like Ella this solid doing these pushovers in the
beginning oh okay how was that even that those enemies weren't even bad
Okay that DLC guy kind of scares me.
Okay I guess I- Bro where is this where? Where is this enemy? Where did he come from?
I didn't see fucking shit bro. Doesn't enemy spawn when you when you go?
I don't know what to do with this one for, man.
Ow!
Uh, what am I doing this one for, man?
I'm fucking burning, I did it.
D'oh, da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
AHH!
Ahahahah!
Oi, he's alive!
Alright! See ya!
Okay, good to hit me!
No!
I was a man!
Fuck!
Full shape!
Fucking...
You know what? That was the closest I've got to killing him yet.
No, it's over! It's not over!
Fucked up situation.
Oh god, but I'm still here.
I feel like we should maybe go for a smoke.
I'm dead. What? What? Come on!
No, he should be fine.
Oh
HA HA
Ha oops
HA
Woooo
Talk again
NO
No, no,no, no,no,no,no,
NONONONONO
NONONONO
No,no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
Go, go, roll, roll, roll.
Touch, touch, touch.
It could have been any other enemy except the fucking rocks.
I know.
What?
This game is so fucking cool.
I got a fucking... I couldn't fucking roll bro.
I got a fucking store...
This fucking game dude.
Oh my god.
Kick input.
And then it misses!
Oh you kicked it!
Oh my god, how did the kid miss? He was right in front of me!
Oh my god, there!
Is that Red Phantom's weapon? What is it?
Gravelord.
Ah, English!
I didn't hit him!
Fuck off!
I've been kind of curious to see what kind of adds I get.
What is this game?
What was?
What was that?
I can't even...
Why are you back?
Get something for him!
WAAAH!
I'm in.
Dude, I am swear to god I'm actually gonna have a heart attack.
Oh, when's the next one?
It's over already.
I will link it.
I'll link it right here.
Leafa like.
Leafa, Leafa, Leafa, Leafa.
There it is.
I love how everyone had actually unlucky deaths, but else we're all almost skill issues, what?
That's a one guy, that's a- no I'm not taking the bait, that's a fucking one guy, that is
an insane one guy, that's a crazy one guy.
I think we've seen this one, I think so.
Ah, damn, I look forward to episode 8.
I look forward to episode 8.
Do you ever do old school hit my one to the newest hit my nowadays marathon run?
I don't know how to run those old ones.
No my shirt says bull of my valentine.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
My deaths are skill issue by the way.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Skill issue!
I knew it!
I knew it!
Yes, yes, yes!
Skill issue!
yeah yeah yeah yeah big skill issue big skill issue right here yeah huge huge
Tick! I fucking knew it!
I can go on again.
Hey, you!
I'm so unlucky.
Quote of another Swedish streamer.
Why didn't I roll?
What that, what do you mean roll?
Am I supposed to roll over the gap?
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Fair enemy. Fair and fun enemy.
Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
Ah.
Soulchain? Yeah, I know about it.
This thing.
name yourself this thing and you get blacksmith giant hammer immediately
insane I want to play why do I like why yeah
Uh, link this clip? Yeah, sure, hold up.
Here.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
This pasted devs truuuuuue
TRUUUUE what he's saying is the TRUTH
Thank you, I taste
Was this seat randomized?
Oom, it might...
No, it should be
I don't recognize my starting classes at all
I mean last run I had blacksmith giant hammer with night it's the same see
shit this is awful fuck what a horrible thing to see when you tab out
fuck
is it easy to install the free cam mod
I have it open here it's through
thunder installed with mode manager it sounds like it's very easy
free cam use for horizontal movement and free cam travel faster okay he is used
for that
yeah maybe we can do some garfing tomorrow yeah rule for say it is the
creator doesn't want us to like share it I believe I this thing hey you hey you
know what I'll take a morning star
I beat this run a year ago, well with the old Rhino.
In the age of eight...
You need to do these two random... Yeah, there's a new these two random.
And there's a new RE4 random.
No, I'm not done with Samorica.
I'm just like it's 11 10 p.m. There's no point in starting it now. I'll also get a wrong going
We got time for some nautica bruv and not today, but maybe tomorrow nido
All right, that's Alan
I'm going to install the Gar Freakamp mod we can test it tomorrow.
Okay.
So good, acid sabers, so damn good.
new re4 rando is peaked the two rounds last month had a blast fuck yeah
favorite dark souls title
I'm regretting.
No, no, no, no.
Ah.
You're probably prepared to die.
I frame, I frame, I frame.
Woo!
Yeah, I can easily do it.
Watch and learn, little nephew!
cool player thanks for the raid and snipe mare you too thanks for the raid
I hope you guys are good scrums.
Now, let's see what happens.
Chill out!
The Drip.
That's a run I guess.
The drip?
That's a run I guess.
It's a loot run! That's what it is. Wow, this shittiest weapon in the game! Holy!
There's no way Hob doesn't know how to hit Rando.
Mouth spray.
Is it called that in poorly translated? I think it is, right?
me share my miracles oh soul of menace come again oh it's again
Hell yeah, I love that banger.
Yeah, that is this guy, that's a great game, it's very good.
Yeah, Millicent, uh...
It's fine.
sorry i cannot click it at the moment
dancy dancy party party
na na na na na na
or something like that
FAP
fuck yeah
okay that's good uh was there anything i could remove the shield with
do i got to visit andre
come again
na na na na na na na
I'd rather add Elas 11 than Jorkin.
And that last 11 is... well, you know what it is.
I
Come back
That guy does sound a bit like Slad, you're right, he does.
I
Alright time to bait this guy I guess
Oh yo yo yoy oh yoy
Don't shoot
the
of
I don't know what's going on here.
Do we two 1.0 would release?
Is it this year?
You just gotta be patient on the puppy.
Woooo!
Grass-crushed shield!
And a mask of the mother!
New Diablo 4 season fucks!
Is that good?
Yeah, it's good, right?
This is Nems.
NEMS?
Oh!
You must be...
a hamper!
very sorry the incense must have masked your sin I can I can hear it yeah if
you think that it's him it sounds like him that's funny
I shouldn't have done that, I shouldn't have done that, I shouldn't have done that chat,
chat I shouldn't have done that, chat help, no, not the grab in the corner, help, help,
I fucking press roll.
Oh
This game is so bad
What a day huh, what a fucking day
Oh, that's the display is pretty good
God today has been sucky sucky dude
But I will not give up. Never, never give up.
Oooooooh!
Quillag's Fury Blade! That's a banger.
And I can start with Blackfire Bombs.
Alright Chad, this is a boss kill run. I'm gonna be in Anor Londo within the first...
within 40 minutes unironically watch
I'll get sent to PD many to Manus but if I do your band can go back all right
Listen, I just had food, I'm fully re-edit- I need to eat again on- I need to start eating
on stream again, like at like 8 or 9pm.
I gotta stop not doing that.
So, oh fuck off!
What can I do, dude?
What can I do?
What is happening today?
Awww, Yoshi, help!
Yoshi, help!
Help!
He would never...
Pay attention!
chat anilanda within the first 40 minutes
It's officially one half an hour left until they close Wings for Life.
It is the world's biggest charity run that you can do in your backyard if you want.
You don't even have to run.
You can walk or crawl or fucking just lay there and look up into the sky.
have a team for it just for the community here it's not a competition
anything it's just like for charity the what do you say the fee for joining
everything goes to charity so they close this stuff in 30 minutes gotta keep
Can speak
Yeah, you can compete in laying down it's fine
But we can see how long our team runs how far we go in total, so it's pretty cool
Let's sick again tomorrow. I feel great. Oh
Oh, yeah, I didn't even explain how it works.
It starts at 1pm on Sunday, or you should probably check in your area when it starts
if you're curious.
Basically what happens is there's a car that chases you and when the car catches you, that's
when you hit the finish line.
most people aren't gonna go to one of the main places where an actual car
chases you, so there's an app where there's a virtual car that chases you.
You have 30 minutes to run before the car starts and eventually it will catch
you. If you are walking you will walk about 40-ish minutes until it catches
you, so not too bad.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's a 30-minute head start
Unless they changed it but not that I've heard
was the link exclamation mark wings for life it takes you to the stream team here and that's
That's where you get the app.
The app is called Wings for Live World Run.
All the fees, like when you enter, I think it's like 25 bucks to enter.
That whole 25 bucks goes to, hey, you, Paralyptic Research, if I'm not mistaken.
people people who can't run they join am I streaming the events no I'm not even
sure how much I can run
cool take very cool
good or mid-rolling let's go how fast does the cargo when it starts it does
15 kilometers per hour, but then it gradually increases
Some interesting info the winners of Wings for life the last three years
It was three years. They have all ran 65k plus kilometers
Which is fucking mental
keep in mind the car speeds up faster and faster the longer you go so I
wonder how fast the car goes when you're like 50k plus
Are they trotting a charity event?
Some people have it like, oh, for every kilometer, $10 gets donated for example.
You can bet on people.
Someone's done that on me and our team, in the stream team.
Like five bucks to the charity per kilometer I run.
Something like that.
goal well my goal was like an 18k but I I'm not sure I can do that now I'll have
a heart attack or something we'll see how healthy I get before Sunday
hey you you're afraid 93rd member of the mega running team reporting it or did
a test run of three kilometers and died so out of shape but you fucking did it
refraining that's what matters let's go I did a test run with with the app you
can do a test run and then you can choose how much head start you want on the
main day is 30 minutes you can choose 10 or 20 minutes in a test run so I did
20 minutes and I got 14 kilometers and like 14.96. So with a 10 extra leeway 10 extra
minutes yeah could probably hit around 17 well before I got sick. Oh 30 minutes to the
first hour it's 14 kilometers per hour one hour two and a half hours 15
kilometers and then it increases to 22 kilometers per hour four and a half hour
plus oh four and a half hour plus it's 34 kilometers per hour until everyone is
past our dogs allowed yeah you can walk your dog during the event instead of
running Mika is gonna do that just gonna walk that little rascal
Have you thought of doing kula mananya?
I will do it, just don't know when, but I will.
Yeah, my friend did Wings for Life.
He walked his baby during it.
He said he got about 40 minutes and then the car caught him.
My baby in a carriage.
She was a new, uh, brand new father.
Why'd people have before my 30th birthday my brother got me the Dark Souls Complete Collection Book comic thing?
Yeah, I think, I think I might have it here.
Maybe.
I might.
I know which one you mean.
I think.
It's sick.
Alright, let's go Anor Londo. We're going to Anor Londo this run. No stalling, no nothing.
I know exactly what my game plan is. It's already in motion. Yaagol then Pepe. I mean
they have wings for life every year I'm gonna do it every year we can have a
team every year you can donate without participating yeah I mean you can sign
up and not participate that's 25 bucks to the charity that's it and then you
can boost it if you want oh my god the souls holy shit okay dark hand another
grass press this is good okay yeah let's go marriage let's go is it worldwide it
is it's the world's biggest running events but yeah you don't even have to
yeah it's one of these runs
dent check okay
Okay.
Well that one's even nicer than I thought.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's stopping something?
Yeah.
What's stopping someone from sprinting and then handling the phone to a friend?
That's a great question, I have no idea.
Never thought about that.
And then your friend keeps running.
Cheating in a charity event, yeah.
Yeah, like a relay.
Does Mika have a gamer dense?
No, she doesn't.
Mika!
Do you have a dent?
It doesn't seem like she does, no.
No dent.
Oh
What up, baby
This is a disgusting run.
I'm doing the disgusting strat of just having a good weapon and then just pumping bit.
He can really bite you in the ass, depending on the RNG you get, because you won't be
able to use any other weapons if you get a weapon replacement, unless you're lucky with
getting a lot of stools.
She can but he's laying like outside my room
Now she's forcing him
Hey, it's me, it's Pomellette, man.
There's a Copenhagen Marathon?
I didn't know that was a thing.
That'd be cool.
Oh, hello, that's a buffed holo.
Where the king runs it.
Here we go.
a rowing instructor today told me she's doing a rowing marathon next week. It's 100 kilometers,
Beast! Beast!
Fuck off!
Ahhhhhh!
Everywhere I go, I see him!
Yeah, well you can, this fight alone will take like 20 minutes, so scratch the 40-minute
thing.
I did say I'll do it unless I get Manus, or some other slow-ass fight like our tour
is.
Attack to 67 damage. Nah, fuck off, does it?
Just reset? No. Remember now, Madness is out of the boss pool if I kill him.
We won't see him again. And getting him in this arena is good, like,
in terms of arena to fight him. It's very free. It's not like fighting him in
I'm gonna live as arena
Oh
Now I won't die to him not in this arena I have too much space to play around with
The only reason he's hard in Iron Golem's arena is because you don't have any space to avoid this.
But now it's like Omega-free. Unless I get hit by the shotgun. The shotgun is the only scary one.
I mean, yeah.
You know what, I actually watched a movie, not long ago, well, Tuesday.
I watched, uh, shit, what is it called?
uh, Zootopia.
That movie was so fucking good, dude.
Amazing movie.
That sloth scene was hilarious.
I'm watching the second one now.
I'm not watching it now after the stream.
Now comes the spells.
This is where we're gonna watch out for the shotgun.
Which is...
That spell.
That will murder me.
Scary
of
Are you talking to me? I only see you staring there and looking. I can't hear anything.
What? I don't know, I haven't touched it.
I don't know.
I think you're a closet.
No?
Yeah, master. But I'm okay with it, you know. Never give up. It could be the run.
Lucas Timothy, Lucas, Lucas Timothy, Lucas Timothy, Lucas Timothy, yeah big baby
seat here Salus.
I have to be honest, I don't find man as difficult.
I've fought him so, so, so, so many times.
Ow. Okay, I'm getting too cocky. But I still don't find him difficult.
Unless you find him in about, like, Iron Golem Arena, then he's hard.
This is just slow as fuck.
Sixty-seven!
Ninety-three?
I should have done more R2s.
I'm getting yellow damage.
I'm getting stamina though.
I literally just sold out
ah that's too cocky I like actually just zoned out and I was thinking of space or
something I wasn't paying attention fuck it whatever it's fine it's fine oh too
late for a fucking it 30 minutes satisfied or whatever that was so I
I was in 30 minutes.
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
What's that song called?
Kirby theme.
What is it called?
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Bink, bonk, binky bonk.
Dreamland.
Okay, thank you.
I remember this song, but with the greatest freak out ever remix.
Do you remember this?
Greatest freak out ever Kirby remix.
This one.
Or is it this one?
That's the original video.
It's classic dude.
What a banger!
Wait, there's a gachi version? What?
I didn't know that!
Classic dude the original video has a hundred and fourteen million videos hasn't used that's insane
It was a shotgun that killed me in the mad as far right the move I said I need to watch out for
Wait
I was a shock I'm gonna kill me. Yeah, I fucking zoned out. I just I just like kind of woke up and I was dead
Oh, it's alright
It's definitely not the best
Wrong version, yeah, I am listening to wrong version. Oh, you mean there's another version of this
This.
Wrong again.
Oh my god.
Okay, so that's not the one either. What about this one?
Well, that's not Gachi.
Found it, okay.
Right, this is not Gachi. I thought we were listening to Gachi.
just watch it okay wait wait what is this Kirby Superstar Gourmet Race
gameplay by Aniki Billy Fett okay alright okay I see I see is this safe it's
It's safe, right?
Yeah.
Oh, this is 14 years ago, what?
I'm ready with this, here.
I wouldn't risk it, alright? Let's watch the whole murmurs.
BANGERS! BANGERS over here dude! BANGERS! BANGERS! 1 hour of silence, occasion interrupted
by he he there's a pattern I saw stuff
watch this clip okay
hey little cup wanna play a game is that a dog sitting behind him every time you
reset tipa's assets go down in size reset too much she starts chatting up
other runners, de-blowing into their DMs. They've got world rackers and more followers.
She gains an army of simps. They cancel you on every platform.
Fire. Everyone calls you washed and unked. You never recover. You wake up in the psych ward.
The doctor looks at you and says, time for your meds, little gup.
I
Got put way too much effort into that don't know I
Haven't seen Caleb in a while. I know he's still streaming but I just haven't been on which too much I
Just like lurking salads during the day. He seems like the perfect time for me
Yeah, he's only like one AM my time. Yeah, it's very late. No, Blundetto, there'll be
more runs tomorrow. I died to Manus. I shouldn't die to Manus, especially not to the shock
inability, but I literally just zoned out when he was one bar away from dying. And I
got hit. So I died. It's all right. Tomorrow, there'll be more. I'm about to head out. It's
good night.
It's been fun.
Thanks for the marathon, Sook.
God damn.
God damn.
Garf tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm going to get that.
Hey, thank you, Blondetto.
And I guess they have now closed the Wings for Life stuff.
123 members.
123.
How about that?
Well, I'm signed up, right, wait, yeah, surely, yeah, one, two, three members, yeah, yeah,
that's fucking him.
Oh, and with the final sign up now, just from sign up, it's $4,010.14 to charity.
That's just from people signing up.
That's pretty mental, dude.
That's pretty mental.
I look forward to doing more runs tomorrow.
Today was fucking, like actually dog shit, it was so bad.
Well I have a donation link for it during the stream itself.
I'm not streaming the event, I have no way, like yeah I could put on a stream backpack
and run, but I did that for a 30k once, never again.
Unless there's a backpack that comes out that is really made for it, I am not putting my back through something like that again.
Fucking hell.
I do it from time to time, Jagernya.
Ah, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
Buh, buh.
What is this, karma?
what is karma bro free regal you fucking sabotage me he one shot me bro
fuck with that guy yeah I'm rendering tomorrow I need revenge from today today
was literally probably the worst render they have ever had I've never seen it so
bad and made so many shitty mistakes. But mostly seen it so bad. Alright.
I wash fire, Team Elite trailer. Fuck, tomorrow.
Dude, I would love to stream stuff like Wings for Life and shit like that, but I don't want
to run with a backpack on again. My back was fucked from the biking and the running event.
first time it is which classic I never want to go through that again ever that
was too much pain dude for too long
it was a it was a yeah yeah am I doing it at the official event yeah they've
asked me for it to come to Stockholm to run at the track but I don't know if it's
worth it since I'm not a hundred percent like I'm not gonna go there fucking
run between a bunch of people and then and then uh not be 100% healthy
yeah because then I would drive to Stockholm run and then I would drive
home I'll be late to stream which is fine for that but now if I had been 100%
I probably would have got the Stockholm to do the official run
But I'm not
The song is this exclamation mark outro. It's from Lost in Vivo the Easter egg
my favorite most favorite Easter egg my favorite test my
My most favorite Easter egg of all time
My favorite Easter egg of all time
Anyways, I'll be back tomorrow. I need to do more rounds tomorrow. I- I- Dude, I need to. I- I- It was so bad today.
Tomorrow, dude. Tomorrow.
I can't take the freak. I'm gonna go walk the dog now.
I'll see you tomorrow, chat. Appreciate you all.
Thank you everyone for signing up to the, uh, to the team. That's fucking amazing, actually.
It's gonna be fun to see how we do on Sunday.
See you tomorrow though, for the usual, bye-bye!
you