I
Y'all come holy
We live there
I am cooked
Dude.
I was cooked after the warm-up.
I couldn't stop coughing, but then when you get into the rhythm, it's...
It got better, until I hit like 15k, then the cough started again.
Oh no.
Ah, ah, ah.
Man that was fun though. That was so sick. That was my first time doing it and I, oh dude.
Please knock off fireplaces man. I want the og
There we go
Good run. Yeah, it was a I mean my goal was for like 14k I hit 17.3. I was very happy with it
It was my first run in over a week
Because I got the Danish plague
So I know the Gigashiner got 30k in our group. I do yeah, I don't know them, but I know who it is
Yeah, like a username. It's Karu
But me I can see good chat will disappear now. Yeah, it will
It will that was fun though, and I do I can't wait for next time
That was fun
I
Didn't know it would put a leaderboard either like for the team
Obviously
I
Car 12, I don't you probably not here you said you were gonna go grab a pizza
You top the spot buddy with a 30 K run 30 K amazing
Kernograph
Amazing
Castle 30k
Wow so fun. I hope people don't mind that I share I made a room on discord because I wanted to see pictures
of people in the event but you couldn't send that in the group chat in the app so I made
a little discord room fucking sick man is so cool so cool like everyone's running in so
so many different places. So awesome. So I hope people don't mind that I that I share
this I mean it is in the public discord so I hope you are okay with it. I know right
see me too dude. Did I listen to the wings for life radio thing? Oh wow. What a song.
Uh, yeah, so I didn't know that you could choose how much info you wanted to get in the app.
Probably not shout out. I mean, they kind of closed down the servers.
They wouldn't shout out. I had the maximum amount on and they kept talking.
It took me legit like 10 to 12 minutes to finish a song in my playlist.
Because they kept interrupting it all the time
But it was fun though
I didn't know you could choose like the amount you wanted to hear
Like, oh you only want updates for your run or do you want to hear stories or do you want the maximum thing?
I had mine on maximum thing
It wasn't until someone in Viscord said I saw the message after the run that you could turn it down
Oh well
Ah yeah, CB, no I have max
I heard, but it was some really insane stories though
There's like people talking about how they were like insane athletes
And then they got like hit by a car and then they got paralyzed from the neck down and they can't
Run anymore
It was stories like that and they were so thankful for everybody running
This obviously the whole Wings for life thing is for research for for spinal injuries and stuff. So
Yeah
Yeah, they were nice, but then I had anger Jinx mocking me in a stupid car.
Yeah, I think I also had him.
I'm sorry because I was up late watching him.
But yeah, this event was so sick.
I cannot wait for the next time.
Hopefully.
I'm not gonna be sick then.
Wheelchair people was also in the event.
Yeah!
People in wheelchairs do it.
So sick.
The whole event is for that, yeah.
Is that the overall leaderboard?
53k out of Japan.
They're still running.
Crazy.
Crazy.
You can see it here. I hope I'm allowed to like re-stream this because it's really cool. I love this shit, man
How do I like pop this up so it's full screen
Every people who are walking when I sick quality help that push me, you know
I hope I don't get banned for it is come on update the quality
Yeah, it is unique so there are a lot of charity runs worldwide so for a different process but
All people I spoke the atmosphere is just unique and you never ever get as good
Congrats to find the cure for spawning cold injury. What are your hopes for maybe next run make the next year?
What I'm gonna refresh it because it's stuck on 360 people some reason even though I put 1080
Dumb it down
No, I don't know man. It's scuffed
It's scuffed brother soaking the atmosphere in that boy counter back on few three atmosphere
Yeah, and I remember the first first round there was here 2019
I wasn't feeling up to to part of running
I was sitting here up there to see the balcony behind us and
I was crying. I was crying the whole time and all these 6,000 people are dying here. I was crying the whole time and I will never ever forget it anyway.
So that's why I'm coming here.
Oh, you gotta have that man.
Next year.
Yeah, the top runners are still going.
Relax. It's me and my medal.
You can see them here. Foucault, 54k, still running. All of these are still running.
those stories and you see the participants in the atmosphere so I had to hold back some tears as
well. Thank you so much for seeing that. Congratulations on your PB. It's alive. It's alive.
Let's catch up with what's been happening. Henrik Pfeiffer is out of the run. The husband of
Esther Pfeiffer who's leading the female race or the female list. There he is. He's out. He's been
caught catcher cars caught up with him in Munich. He has done incredibly well.
Various final, final moments. Well done to him. Hendrik, his wife is still underway.
OK, enough from Munich for now. And let's head back out there to the world where
plenty of people still competing.
40 K out 41.
f***ing eh
it looks like Tom Evans has come to a close and that's a surprise to many of us
Aaron he was one of the outsiders that you could put in a big performance today
Tom off the back of other international running duties
he's taken the British title quite as far as we thought he'd go
Yeah, what I'm thinking here with Tom Evans is I saw it will be I saw more of a trailer on there
He's probably aiming for some big trailer in the summer. You might see
Still going run for those who can't 25.6 miles
Michelle Nikki Keetles is looking the more comfortable of the female runners is taken a couple of kilometers
Not only into the lead, but also she's got a kilometer clear of the ester
fight for all of us a little bit leaderboard 80 meters by a kilometer
braider all of a sudden could well have the why don't they have the
stop do they not have anyone tracking your fukara the fukura yeah I had the
pressure last night man said 55 K almost Jesus yeah wings for life is
incredibly important to me and today was about taking part in winning he did 71
came last year the winning is getting everyone here so they're saying they
can't catch him yeah a couple of times it was incredible but yeah nothing came
today was yeah incredibly special and yeah great to yeah great to be involved
and can only recommend people to sign up absolutely we just got a sense of the
atmosphere as people still running past it what's he like to take part in this
this sort of event and given your background and what you do for a living. I think it's so special
that yeah like I said today is the part of the game. That's where the Dark Souls run okay.
Yeah whether that's your very best running as far as you can whether it's just getting out and going
for a walk or rolling around whatever it is. Yeah it's incredibly special to be here it's like no
race. It's like yes I know other races that I've done before and it's the same credible.
are you a client?
the german guy still going?
man's done a marathon now
hey you
quality just hops back and forth
Hi, it's cool, man.
In Japan, it's almost 12 AM, yeah?
What is this?
Ah, this was Wings for Life.
It was today.
And this is like the live broadcast and just catch just uh seeing how it is
That the the elite are still running so
42k but there's no one tracking Fukuda. I think there's no one in Japan
It went well Chilean went well, you know nice work dude in control there
Now this could be the
TV shot of the competition because look words of wisdom from her husband is top ten
Yeah words of wisdom they have a little chat he talks about the tactic crazy
Off she goes Pfeiffer out on course at 49 kilometers looking for her second global title
Comfortably leading well just about leading in Munich Germany, but that's a giga Stacy
The you tip tower from her husband has her back out. This is who rose the longest the one go. Yes
Until the car catches you second position
She's right on the tails from a kilometer perspective of Tito's yes
They're neck and neck right now, but I thought that Henry was gonna be able to to support as to interesting
Anyways, we should continue the run. I mean Esther is too strong. It's really cool though
well Michelle what's the kind of advice that you can give somebody who's at 50
kilometers of running and she finds another gear on the back of it yeah
it's really sick I wonder how long they're gonna go 70k maybe fucking hell
insane insane yeah where's kaskylott man what is that paste on the 56k does it
say anywhere it doesn't say
Are they interviewing now let's go a card of man good place here's the ester fight
fat one thank you MVP she's training Kenya prepared it's like 2025 lead award now this
Oh Fukuda won last year, yeah 71k
He's in the lead this year too
And Andreas was also second, okay
Second now also
three times a winner 346,000
participants this year yeah man crazy I
wish they had a camera on for kuta though
but it seems like they don't so yeah
I understand what I did again look at
the look of grimace and the tape on the
leg as well tells us that the
Technology smooth, but look at that lovely long shot. No sign of the captain car
Let's breathe a little and take a look at the best of the costumes so far in the 2020
There's gonna be a garter world right now. Let's see come on quality get back up. Oh shit
Man's running in a transformer suit
That's going to work.
All of this just works.
Whoa! Asterix! Yeah!
Fireman? Let's go!
I
Imagine imagine running in that
I was considering it salad maybe next year when I go to an actual like event race
I would go to the one in Stockholm, but I I was still it's still sick
So I don't want to run heading into the clothes of the women's global race here and
And
Brader in Holland
Germany, Poznan in Poland
Oh shit Taylor
Let's go dude
Pick up the story, the latest story there
I could just sit and watch this all the day
But I'm probably not, I don't even know if I'm allowed
And this is that
Lead woman in Ljubljana
This is a Swiss runner, Francisco Heuler.
Oh that's beautiful, look at that.
The male lead.
The name of the event, this was Wings for Life, it was today.
We had a community run for it.
So you can see, feel the confidence there with the leader, women's lead in Vienna.
56k, no problem.
How fast is the car drive? It starts at 15 kilometers per hour, I think, and then it goes to 14, and then it speeds up at certain intervals.
It starts at 14, okay.
The Marathon was 30 years old in 2025 and 35 years old in 2026.
What?
We were talking about that before the performance fights,
Michel.
So the times in the marathon the last few years
and the times of the Wings-Fly World Round
has all improved.
And I mean, is it down to need the need to know
how to train in a hyperbolic time chamber, yeah.
Oh, the age is in five year increments.
It's a combination of all. I think shoes undoubtedly play a big role.
We've seen that at the London Marathon with both the men's and the women's only marathon
reports for Lee.
Serena Steppler leading in a zoo.
And for an ultra marathon race like this, would he use the same kind of shoe that in a marathon?
Not necessarily, but I think we need to focus here on what's happening on the race day.
Okay, that's shit. Ah, we gotta stop. Very cool though. 2026, how's Fukuda doing? 57.69?
This is Serena Statlap. We're in the closing stages of the women's race here. It could fall down to just a few.
This is the story so far. Global leaders, Mickey Kethels from the Netherlands running in Brede.
Oh, that's women's, okay
51k for a women's leader, okay
Sydney
The scenery running around your parents and down here is Sydney and that is our last mile
You've just seen running there. So he's just passed the marathon distance and he's a lone runner out here tonight
So we can't keep up with him
He's headed off there in the distance, but I'm assuming the catcher car is gonna get him very soon
So from Sydney, Australia
It's been an amazing night as you see is the final guy left in Australia
Wings for life world run this year has been absolutely amazing
So I'm sure there's plenty people going on still around the globe plenty of runners
Let's go and see what's happening at those locations now
Porting from Sydney, Australia for the last time tonight because I have with me our Wensminna winner
Counting again
Well
Counting again
Hey, it happens it's live all right, it happens the catch you call all it's good
Try to listen on the conversation Michelle. Okay. We have to stop. It's very addicting to watch man
very addicting to watch
you've got someone to look at this oh my god but the sister's sisters who split
and she's just smiling all the way
no you good Marosh there's no such thing as bringing the team down bro fuck
Yeah, dude. Nice work
What is this called it was wings for life it was today we had a stream community team for it
Takes the tight pretty sure everyone in the team is finished though. Yeah
We had top runner in the community
What it ran 30k? She looks at the camera and says I think I'm done
Haru12 is the username, if I'm not mistaken.
What a brilliant performance.
Show the thread, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's 4k further.
Let's hop on the thread, dude.
Let's hop on the thread.
In the catcher.
Let's hop on the thread and see.
Oh, man.
Wings for life.
Yeah, I made a little thread because you couldn't.
We have a Wings for Life chat in the app,
But you can't send any pictures, so, uh, and then of course, fuck's sake, fuck's sake.
But ones fueled up, ready to go.
Was it raining for ya?
Looks like it could be, could have been.
There's Karu, winner of the team, yep.
Very nice, very nice.
Stop the cup that oh, yeah, look at these fucking socks, man
At an actual event yeah next year, hopefully I'm not sick. I'm going to the one in Stockholm
Um, wait, look at those cute water bottles.
Oh wait, what time was it for you there, Dongerstein?
Yeah, this was my starting spot.
There's a sign that they are shooting here in the neighborhood.
Alright, I'm the where I'm starting.
Practice shooting.
Salad legs, yeah.
Lee Art, let's go.
in the city fuck yeah let's go put on on the track look at them shoes and then
steedy glasses
damn sick
and there's karu karu was the winner in our team 30k run
beast
uh looks like svuck kicks runs on water jesus we had jesus in our team
You see?
8pm in Japan!
Damn.
Crazy.
Crazy.
We got Mr. Slad of course, Mr. Garf himself.
Fuck yeah.
So sick.
So sick.
We got Dereel in the park, looks like in the park, very sick, very nice, very beautiful weather.
Seabee loading up, yeah.
Also a park run, Dark Aurora in the forest, a little trail run, very nice, very nice.
Dongerstein track I'm gonna be doing gotta go around two times from one miles
hoping to hit 10 miles goes around here tennis court playground this or no
it's like this I guess
it owned on the running track yeah yeah let's go look yeah found this along my
path I'm not sure if motivating or not it's a bit scary to be honest scary six
more to go very sick you did a lot more than six more to go to see be clocked
at a six point five oh seven brother thank you for signing up very nice work
It's about to kick 7k over on first 6k ever running straight. Yeah, let's go dude. Congrats
Five came from mr. Dunger wanted to get six go around some of the two ambitious my first run. Hey listen
Anything counts. Okay. Was a nice crisper after yesterday's wedding. Oh, was this a hungover run saga?
I think you mentioned something like that. I
Do believe you mentioned something like that very nice work
hit by car the car down has to go back to the asylum yeah true the real very sick
looks like it put it all brother let's go bring some motivation first run ever
and even got this move get all this come along yeah let's go 1337 look at that
right on the lead two gamers very nice work guys very nice word and then we
have emperungsbjbjbjfdragder here my goal of walking is 5k yeah let's go dude
and then we have what up my 60 gamers mr. slab getting interviewed holy shit
insane man did 10k you have gotten to 10k so fucking fast solid from nothing
very very very impressive very impressive I don't plan to run 5k but
I'll get almost 10k in the end bro fucking double almost sick let's go
it'll start let's go so sick Kerminator go was 10k at 4k level look out there
There was no way I'd make that, but Managed Proof will set way beyond that.
You did 11.6, bro!
Come on!
Let's go! You couldn't even run 1k a few months ago.
Dude, that's insane!
This is crazy!
Aw, did you roll your left foot?
It's so over.
Oh...
Yeah, my left, like, groin is...
...fucked.
Aw, man, what a song.
NERFS?
15k let's go dude they were so spammy I couldn't focus on the pace yeah they
were if you had like the maximum things on this there sort of hail in the
middle of not the most gracious moment but you 50k mental brav yeah here this
is where writing said you can select the audio entertainment level I was on
maximum and I had no idea you could change this next time I know though next
time I know but it was kind of cool to listen to the stories that was cool
Salad's gonna order a little Mackie's very nice and there is Tom 22.10 K
holy shit let's go PR on half very nice dude before March my longest run ever
was 2k and now you did 15 nerves holy shit fucking a fucking hell yeah here was
me I also got interviewed like mr. Slad of course 17.3 I managed to squeeze out
I'm happy with that I thought I get like 14 happy with this moving on next away
lelele and of course the winner in our
community Karu 30k 0452 pace what a
fucking beast
Amazing! Absolutely amazing!
Ha ha!
Hunter... Tom's?
Got to optimize to beep the fin next year.
Yeah, we gotta do this again next year and see.
I didn't know there would be like leaderboards like this.
Very sick, very sick.
Lear 21k, holy shit.
Very chained.
Fixed guy of 15, let's go.
I started running in September and this was my first race. Got to 8k even though they
thought I did overtake as much as I wanted to be crazy. Doing a take in two weeks.
Let's go, Colin. Proud of you, dude.
Proud of you.
13 miles by Kieran. Also meant to do with some of the heroes great. So I need to set up two years out after a serious leg injury.
God damn, 13 miles, that's insane. How much is that? A mile is like 1.6, isn't it?
And we got Lucid 14k.
After winter being a couch potato feels good to be on the trails again, yeah.
So we're on 21k, yeah, let's go.
No such thing as only, umsas there.
You should be fucking proud, anyone who did this should be so fucking proud dude, let's
go.
Five and a half brother.
And then we have 18 by Carden. Is that German? That's a bit German, yeah. A bit German. Anything
at all is fucking mega chat, it really is. It is. Uh, Dark Arora? 17 points. Oh, you
beat me by 0.8. Oh, I'll get him next time. Let's go, Snotam Dorsch. Let's go, dude.
Let's go next year 13k Zivniac. Let's go riot. What's
Okay, sick sick. Can you do this on a treadmill? No, it doesn't work on a treadmill
There it is. That was a little community catch up. Sorry. We've stalled a lot now, but today was a special day, so
Let's launch and throw the run in the first five minutes
Oh wait, is there drama?
Or what happened? No, she's just happy.
She's just happy.
Ah, very happy, yeah.
Oh, she won the winners.
She won the winners.
The women's, and what was this? Where was it? I didn't see.
Three Germans in the final five, it's looking good for Munich here.
This is Inke Salander.
Three Germans in the final five.
what the hell do you guys drink over there what is for Kudat now for Kudat
is at 61 K all 62 coming up in 2025 he did 71 so yeah maybe he's gonna beat it
this year we'll see it's midnight area
crazy it's about to be almost over how to go for me a very well events went
super well actually
How did this whole thing work? It's through an app called the Wings for Life World Run.
I extended my coughbite on the weekend. I feel surprisingly fresh. I do. Probably not
tomorrow though. Yeah, Rihodo. Like this was the first run I did in over a week since the
then marked plague so yeah maybe I would have been closer to 20k for sure but next year though next
year no better than 16th in the global rankings of previous years we first saw her in a competitive
nature in 2023 where she only managed 20 more position in his career she did quite considerably
with every year of performance, but this is quite exceptional.
And also really interesting, Astify for really as a project-
Alright, sorry.
I've become so interested in watching stuff like this since I did the Swedish classic.
She's been going for 3 and a half hours only, I asked her, the all in 3 keys.
Yeah, true.
True.
True.
Alright, let's fire this shit up.
Should just be-
and launch don't re-roll because we have Rungo you
Yeah, I think Mika walk the dogs for like 40 minutes. Yeah
Don't forget to sign up for next week swings for Garth
Drive as long as you can before the Cascalot car catches you Garflex
Imagine dude
imagine
40-minute intro. Yeah, but today was a special day. Again, thanks everybody for joining this year's Wings for Life.
We were 129 people and we'd never done anything like this before. Well, I never have.
I wasn't even sure how it worked.
Watch out, chat. Hank is gonna come back to stream tomorrow.
Sick and blame, Mika. I'm not his only genetic cellar loser at Bozo.
I'm not live tomorrow, because Tuesday I'm live instead.
Leppa owns you.
Fuck! 417...
What was it? 417 something?
I don't know, something like this.
Just play...
Yeah, did Leppa finish?
True, Saint Emerald, true.
He's on 21, okay, okay.
Nice, nice.
I almost threw the run yesterday at the end of the stream, but I didn't, so yeah.
Very cool.
I'll probably throw it in the first...
Uh, yeah, we're looking for the Lord Vessel, by the way.
We've actually looted Catacombs fully.
to him with the Giants though. We'll see dirty as long as nothing comes in the way.
And no injuries you know. It should be cool. I would love to stream a backyard
ultra. It would be so cool to set up and stream. Just set up cameras along the track.
No, we're not having a rolling, we're mid-rolling.
Uhhhhhhh...
Okay, uh, there we go.
Alrighty.
LR will throw this run in less than ten minutes, Mi-Cla-Cla-Cla.
We're gonna loot the forest, because I never did.
I cleared it yesterday, and then I went to Pinwheel, and then I boned out.
Did you say yesterday you wouldn't stream today on Monday?
No.
Monday I'm not.
I'm gone.
Can you run in a circle like around football field?
Yeah.
I mean turn around on a running track.
Around around around around around.
So yeah, it should work.
how many works for him so
yeah Tuesday directive eighty twenty comes out it's the new dark pictures game
you know movie type games to get your snacks for that one with uh... full
play through all of the games like fucking twenty hours which i doubt
Let's go, Volpe.
Can you do the other attack or...
Okay, come on.
Like the other attack, maybe?
The other attack?
I
Catch up with all the Marie sobs. I love chat
Play to stream on YouTube someday. I might like is just because they have better bit rate
You can rewind on twitch to is it if you have like twitch turbo or something
I've your sub okay
Cool
As the pot looks 73 desix 39 yeah run went surprisingly well I mean I I thought I'd do like 14 because of coughing and shit
But no I went the 72 was ever very happy with it
That's cool. He's like 20 giga. They sort of three neck around like 77 bomb makes 116 every show. Thanks to a dude. Let's go
So, Syros is the 84, Skobar is the 122, Blamly 55,
Nihilal takes 2, Rhozak 14, Bazaar takes 10,
Howie takes 49,
Hanal takes 58, Risk Breakers, Epic Bubble, Sita,
Mushy Tempest within, Nair Troll, Kill Oks,
Doinkie and Ligunari, thank you guys.
Baroster, is it Mother's Day in Sweden today?
That's 31st of May, huh.
Guy in NNA, yeah.
The dual format beta?
I don't even know what that is, Slad.
Oh, I had a drink, dude.
I wish I had a coke or something.
Oh, I'm in Red Bull, yeah, right.
The Coke is pretty good calories and stuff when running.
They tend to serve it at running events.
Oh, I see Sal. Yeah, that's what you used, right? Yeah, I know about the PC port for
or a Zaldui, yeah.
La-da-lay, la-da-lay, la-da-lay, la-da-lay, la-da-lay,
la-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da.
Oh, what?
Riot?
Damn.
Hey, you.
Yo, Rayman, thanks to ATEEN!
So yeah, I spoke of it in offline chat, but during Wings for Life, I had no idea people could send audio snippets, like messages,
to cheer you on in the middle of your run.
I knew I could do that to the team, but I didn't know people could send me
Guess what I heard first thing I heard I thought I thought like
They played they had a message like the announcers and then it was like it's audio effect and then it was don't stop
girly pop and I was like did they just play girly pop in the in the wings for
life studio what but that was because someone sent it to me as a motivational
message and then after that I heard obviously the fucking Gothic 3 battle
theme someone sent in and then there was someone who said play garf play garf
So that was my running experience and yeah I got yours lad I got yours I got
yours
I didn't know you could send like I didn't know people could send me messages
like that yeah it was how it was it was very nice
That was very nice.
I hope I got like all of them.
I was probably you then, Kavis.
Oh my god.
Yeah, dirty.
I just didn't want the same title laying as the last two days.
Holy based app you can just send that without logging or any kind of verification. I know right fucking a
Yeah, Spidey can. Samotica too, early access very soon. Where's his weapon?
It's a sever. Oops, hello? Oops, my controller stopped working. Dude, I can't
play. Hello? I can't fucking play. My controller just...
okay that's scary
Fukuda is at 65k holy shit I hope he beats his distance of last year
No, that's fucked up, Lee Art, that's fucked up.
Oh yeah, this is the one that lowers your...
Okay, how long does this fucking last, please?
We're good? Okay.
Overkill, the X-14, Mecha Master 89, Rayman, thanks for the AT, and eh.
Yeah, I think next year's sign-ups for Wings for Life starts in like November or something.
It's set in the app.
Yeah, I will Russian I will
You should raw man you should yeah, I'm making a team next year again the stream team
shit was fucking awesome we were all chat we were chatting in the chat like
ten minutes before the race started and I was sick it was so fun
covenant of Artorius holy
all good Rob all good next year
Yeah, salad. Same seed. Oh, there's a covenant much. I want the key items. Maybe it's not
added there it really should be though I can just add it yeah you need a ring
for four kings
yeah I've painted all yeah same same and I'm having a rolling no you get it from
sift dark ends
So do you need a big enough field or can I just run around my backyard for 20 kilometers
and register?
No, you can just run around your backyard.
That's not an important item.
This could be.
Shit, have we looted everything here now?
I think so.
Ah, shards, cool.
yeah it yeah if the circle is too small yeah your GPS won't be super accurate
oh yeah we can remove the wings for life command now yeah sincerely thanks all of
you who signed up that was that was that was magical it was so fun that was so
fun man.
update
How many kilometers they were run across the whole team, I'm not sure is it possible to see that like what the whole team did
Maybe here
No, it doesn't show there.
Oh, it shows on global leaderboards.
Don't stop early, pop.
941 kilometers.
Yeah.
944 kilometers.
Yeah.
Oh, I got the pike.
941k yeah dude yeah 40 degree salary that's hot
Are we getting the itch to play more Darkest Dungeon?
Oh yeah I do, I do.
Alright, that was the forest part looted here.
How's the team stats?
I
Law is mega team distance 941 kilometers
average distance 10
We were more than 93 though. We were 129
Maybe it hasn't registered everybody or something. Oh
Yeah, maybe is some people didn't start true. Yeah, that's true
That's true.
Goofy virus.
Goofy off.
Hey, Vladik is like 14.
I'm honored, dude.
Thank you.
Did he oh yeah black relinquir I saw that when I was playing yeah did he want
you know yeah we gotta hit a thousand kilometers makes here I can't breathe
through my fucking nose that's not the Lord vessel damn it yeah our goal
should be to loot the forest though but I kind of want an upgraded weapon oh the
The event was awesome hockey, so happy with it.
I did not chip pretty now.
female record where did I close the tab I didn't there's still going to cut a
68 K dude 71 he did 2025
Hmm.
Whoa! White flashes!
Oh dude, I need to get like, nice and spread, can't fucking breathe.
Wait, where am I going? What am I doing? I'm supposed to go to the forest, not here.
Pay attention!
I'd be curious to see what pace they're holding.
Yes mons glazing, yeah
Yo, Frozen.
John Cena, the real John Cena, holy.
I can out range you buddy.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Alright, let's murder everything and then, uh, loot stuff.
Oh, his pace is 323 per kilometer.
Yeah, let's go.
Victor, thanks 15, thank you.
Yeah, that's quite the pace.
To say the least.
And he's doing that for over
Holy shit like over 70k
Oh fuck off
Well I beat him next year this year you had a cold so it doesn't count anyways true yeah
me and Facuda head to head next year.
This here was the warmup round, that doesn't count.
Okay.
Takuta has to go to an event with Elina two weeks before it to make things even.
True.
Yeah, Bones Galaxian, I gotta upgrade this one again.
This one now.
Yeah, plastic, I believe so.
She is solid, I swear.
I was my run I was very happy with it I was very happy with it
Yeah, I was there in this.
Yesterday you sounded like you'll die after 5k.
I thought I would.
I thought I would.
Yeah, what a grisly old man.
Yeah, Yoshi participated in Wings for Life with Mika.
He did
Hi tonight shards, no
I could go and feed title night shards, but I'm gonna aggro those
What ever dude, you know what it's plus four. It's good enough
Let me just see how Mr. Fukuda is doing.
Alright, well run has a new superstar, 27 year old, Mickey Keetles from Holland is absolutely
brilliant.
She's 27.
World record holder and now one last surge to stay ahead of the catcher car.
I just can't.
Alright, the catcher car is coming.
coming she's absolutely smashing it she's closing in on the 62 kilometer mark
62 kilometers she's now in the global top 50 in the men's category that's how
much of a superstar Mickey Keechels is our global champion they're coming
Mickey Keechels absolutely magnificent magnificent Mickey still turns the bend
Kicks one more time. She's having nothing from that catch a car
Mickey Kindles is the star of the show
Damn crazy 62 K
Smashes it wide open
6235
Mental
62 23
Shut up beyond
ah audio jungle audio jungle audio jungle damn insane mr. Frikuta is still
running dude he's over 70k now last year it was 71
He's torn it up, thrown it out the window, and put 62...
He did 69k in 2023.
Is he gonna beat his 2025?
71.
Damn. That's crazy though.
That is crazy!
Anyway, sorry.
It's fucking addicting, man.
Why did you stop on the car? I have one. The car catches up to you.
That's the finish line.
I'm not alive.
I'm not live tomorrow, Satino.
But I'm live Tuesday.
Tuesday is new game, Directive 8020.
Every dog sitting moist. Yeah
Yeah, true except the oh shit
And your tour no, it's not updating
the tracker. I might need to like redrag my save file hold up let me let me do
it documents nbgi dark souls remastered and here let's see if this will update
it now hopefully it will
Give it some time because it's updated the doll and stuff. So, yeah
And I was give six seven or so. Thank you eight people remaining
I did do that solid yeah. Oh, yeah, it updated it updated. We're like the art tours there now
Yeah, thank you, Shinke, for the five.
Thank you.
Do I use a watch, a Garmin 400?
Someone did 92K in 2017.
What?
Let me see now. Has he beaten his 2025? What is this for KUKA?
Global title sets the world record at 71.67.
I didn't tell. There are seven men left in the race.
Nuzhinsky is in second position. Voiture is in third.
That was him? Okay, sick.
He is already within reach of his own record right now.
This is how fast he is going compared to his previous record.
Now we're in Poznan. That's Noizinsky.
The car's coming!
The two-time winner in 2014 and 2050. Seventh overall.
And it is great to see...
64k?
Back with us again. Still running his heart out. Seventh overall.
Seventh out of 360,000 or something? Not bad, not bad.
address boy. Uh he's a strong performer throughout. He's been
delivering during this race. Last year, he was crazy.
Thank you to Dami. Thank you.
Yeah, let's go, Carillo. Let's go, dude.
I've started my interest in running, probably my mom, she used to run a lot, yeah they most
definitely do solid. Yeah.
Yeah, take it to real. You too, brother. Let's go.
I
Ride Ryan
It's payback time
The chance of finishing this run today pretty much zero unless I get like a godic key items
positions
But I don't even have the Lord Vessel yet, so...
We have, however, looted, uh...
Patacons. So that's good.
Yeah, I need to finish seed, dude. True.
His wife told him that he has to do at least 100 kilometers or she will not let him come
back to home.
So he has to run.
Uh, it censored Fukuda for some reason.
Uh, you said Fukuda, not Vape Nation.
that is plague are you done some cookie maybe it's fukk or something
No, I come back around for it, Kiko.
killing enemies first.
I love the tab house right now, but not here in the forest, I'll die.
Maybe.
Does eldering random longest hell? Yeah, if you randomize key items, fucking hell.
I will probably not be better this week, we'll see.
after today three people left now
and
and
to you. to you. This woman's so
true. The event. Ah, the event
was great. Uh, it's over. I
mean, only the elites are left
running now. You can see them
here. Three people left in the
world. It's not going to be
runner up. Two people left for
the gutsy performer Andreas
Andraeus Vojta, 36 year old, Oscarola, come by the catcher car, he wins the game in Vienna
for the second time in his career, but just not quite the pace and tempo.
So Fukuca and who?
I'm still very impressed and raised by him, but today, I mean...
The quality goes up after a while, it takes...
That's the world-class performance is putting on.
I don't think many runners in the world could do anything about him today.
Polish land.
It's gonna be over soon.
I don't want to see the finale.
Whoa.
is is just just catching up with him now well Darren to Aaron told me I was
dreaming about a 46 year old beating this Japanese guy and you were absolutely
right I had such high hopes let's put it into perspective he's won more national
titles than any other runner the cars coming here is down 46 years of age
winning for the eighth time in Poznan Poland but maybe those weary legs not
Not quite with enough in the tank.
Nice!
And Mr. Fukoka is left.
That seems like...
That seems like...
Fukuda, Fukoka, shit man.
Brilliant to see the support and how many...
I wanna see where he is.
on the runners and really really enjoying how this race is turning out just
remarkable really spectacular performances as we'd expect no his
insky celebrates like he does every year
a little bit of Usain there as well
he's abd on them
kilometers that's just a little further than he ran last year
It's like fine wine, Aaron. It gets better with age. Yes, it gets better and I'm like this is an amazing performance
I'm just doing a great job. I mean he's 46 years old water race
Dakota
There he is
For coca. It's for coca for coca
He's got the title yeah, damn
Champion the question for you Michelle. How far does Joe want to go today?
I think I think now that he's seeing how strong it is because he hasn't slowed down
these last few years. Is he running laps around here?
He's breaking his own world record. He has not slowed down.
Oh, that way, that's the place.
Now he's going to...
Fakuda, oh, Fakuda.
Before this year's Wings for Life World run he said,
I could want to surpass the 72-
Fukuoka, Fakuda, fuckin' A.
He already passed 73 and a half, but I think he's running laps around here, maybe?
He wants to reach that next mark.
It's the 75 but at the pace he's going if he doesn't slow much down further
He's kind of hit that 80 kilometer mark and that is
Really what we're talking about smashing the record now
We've been told that the current pace if you can maintain it that 80 kilometer mark is well within his reach and 341 pace
Yeah, what it's like to be out there all alone on your own at almost 70 K
You've got the world record that you don't want to stop. What is it that keeps you going?
what's the motivation so when I was in the same position as you is now I just
wanted to keep going because I wanted to to really really show what what I had in
my body at this point and I don't know what goes through his mind at this point
but I can I can guess that it's something similar because what I wanted to do is
just I wanted to go as far as yeah the nick was always nice yeah the mark is
crazy just being so so tired I have no energy left and looking at him right
Mark he's starting to like that facial expression is starting to get a bit tired and I'm thinking he's doing the same thing
This is going all fucking now now. I remember commentating on you going going going again
How long before the body says there must be like is it like 1 a.m. There or something?
Everything that's there to be taken when does the body start to stay in apps in up?
Is it the catch a call for the body first no catch a car obviously his ears? Oh, it's a headphones
Fuck you now. Fuck you now. He's the only guy left in the world.
Fuku-da!
Jesus.
Fuck.
There's one item over here that I want to grab.
I do the catch-up cars know where to drive if people can roll
whenever they want well I mean if you're
on wherever you want you use an app but
then there is dedicated running zones to
we run an actual track I did 17.3
bamboo yeah yeah nice work from your
brother dude okay one one or two more
routes to get here. Roller skating counts? No. What's the point? The car can't catch
you. When the car catches you, that's your finish line. I was very happy with the Claus
I was at my first run in over a week because of a fucking Danish plague, so I expected like 14, so I was really happy with it.
Aw!
Yeah, I should be easily physical. Thank you dude
Have I seen a red long walk by sleeping I saw the movie
Oh
Yes, take that salad fuck. Yeah. Oh
Tight tight tight tight
This is mildly annoying because it means the Lord vessel was here in the beginning of the run when I killed the boss
That was here, but you know what it is what it is
Fuck yeah
Yeah, now I can teleport, yeah, let's go.
This... this... true slide, true.
Okay, uh, we're gonna feed some Titanites, I think, if the CUDA plays Garfield Cart,
probably not
Oh, wow, it hurts to sell this one.
Yeah
They just interviewed the last drummer and he said he was listening to the Garfield Cartos for all 75 kilometers
Feels got man. Surely. Yeah
Yeah, okay, we have the Lord vessel, oh
But we definitely do not have a weapon so
Yeah
I will Kirok, I have to run there though.
Yeah, there is the hammer and farling, but I'd love to save it.
all I had claymore Yoshi Yoshi come in Yoshi come
I have a camera for you, she's just not in here.
yes it's actually up
Yoshi
Hey, Jogger, thanks for town, man. Thank you.
Dumb hole.
What's a dumb hole, that claymore?
Then I gotta go over there, though. That's scary as hell.
I do want it.
He's here.
Well not there.
Here!
I
Did merchant yeah, but then I got to get the under merchant with this whip
Sucks
Also getting past this guy is... I don't like this. I don't like it one bit.
On discord there's a little chapter in my cat's n' hell.
if I jump over I'm dead this is too risky I'm not going to do it
Hey, you!
I don't know what to do with this.
Marsha thinks 45, do I have to turn?
Cham, it's just this man. He's just sleeping there.
Have I looted this? Well, I haven't looted the upper part of it, but...
No, I haven't.
I see the monster mash a brain rot song. I have no idea what that is and I don't intend to learn.
Yeah, I'm playing Directive 8020 on Tuesday, so I'm going tomorrow.
Normally I'm going Tuesdays, but since that game comes out then we're going to play!
What a capsule.
jump then
I
Come on
Rip the Borsal give me a new weapon
Weapon, please.
Ooh, banger.
Where's my auto-equip? Did it crash?
Hello?
Oh, there.
Ba-da-da.
Phillip Pollard. Thanks for 27. I got some health and now it's over.
No mail breaker. Please.
Fuck off. Fuck off. It's just a downgrade. Lord Vesta was in Sith Serena. Which, funny
enough, I went there early on, but I never looted behind that gravestone because in case
would be a weapon and I didn't want to lose my weapon
of the world for Koda is having the run of his life.
Come on man, hit 80k!
Dude, 350 pace at almost 80k rem!
7888 is on the block 7890 Joe Fakuda can give us a little bit more for a truly magical
world record Joe Fakuda is about to be caught by the catcher car 79 is there.
Come on man 80k.
Oh ho ho Joe Fakuda.
Now it's a matter of moments he's dialed in to that virtual experience it's all in the
I
And there he goes Joe for good. I think it was higher the virtual catcher car brings the world championship
down
a half hours of
No, stop running from Joe fucking hell Japanese champion
global champion world
world record holder. Crazy.
times he's taken this title
that today will be remembered
for the day that he smashed the
world record. So close. 78.95
50 meters. Yeah, I remember the
chain on there dude. Yeah, it's
so much beyond his existing
world record. He has
absolutely smashed this world
as I said before, 100 km world record, I think you wouldn't have been able to beat it, 100
km world record is 6 hours and 5 minutes, I think you could have been able to keep going
and get that world record, actually.
Oh yeah.
This is incredible, congratulations Joe.
And also to the guy cycling along with him who's got nearly 80 km in his leg cycling.
Good work out for the team.
hours and 30 minutes without stopping it can really one and a half minutes it's
very impressive that that they can run for like four plus hours without stopping
but what's the most impressive is is the pace they're doing it at like that pace
is fucking fast that is like really really really fast pace it's crazy
There it is! Everyone's done! This year's Swings for Life is over, dude. It's ogre.
Yeah, exactly there it is. Insane, dude.
I'm proud of my performance, I'm so happy, thank you.
I'm so proud of myself, thank you everyone.
The audience helped me do my best.
Well, it's not for just winning, but I run for the class.
I hope more people will join this event next year.
Let's run together.
Arigatou gozaimashita.
Thank you so much.
Next year, we're breaking the thousand kilometer track.
2020 six wins for life.
World record wins for the fourth time with a record.
World record performance.
Nozinski taking runner.
God damn that was so sick.
That was so sick, dude.
Thousand kilometers.
Yeah, our team, the stream team, we did 900.
what was it 44 the community team shit this guy's still alive I guess I could
How much damage is this?
Ok.
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen.
Nineteen kilometers.
N-n-nineteenth damage, I mean, kilometers.
Watched too much running.
Yeah, the charity benefits final court research so there's people into the race that do it
in wheelchair and stuff.
Is really sick.
Yeah, we plus five this we should be able to.
And then we just do this.
I haven't checked the eyes of the merchant now.
I have no idea as I, I guess.
fucking whips
Yeah, dirty easy
Let by just trade of the crows for Black Knight Axe?
Yeah, I'm not even surprised.
The only guy ever to get an item out of the crows in a randomizer.
A good item.
Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
He's just the finished God Gamer. That's how it is.
here I am with two whips right after each other trying to kill an enemy it's not going
so well. I guess it is working though. You had peculiar doll in Tomb of the Giants and
the Lord Vessel in Paint the World. Oh that is fucked. Oh I did the stanky leg or some
shit oh oh weird you're good free damage okay he's stuck yeah we take those
Someone asked why am I killing him?
He dropped an item, he's a black knight.
Yes.
Cool.
Yes
cool well we've actually looted quite a few areas but we should go down some
Blightown.
Making my way downtown to Blightown.
May 9th, 2027, next week's for life. Probably around the area. I resruited in 64, I'm gonna pull the next 27, I'll think this.
To be honest, the 160 damage is just not bad.
It's just ass, moveset.
The moveset is so megas.
That is so megas.
Bomb is shit! Thanks to the five dude!
Thank you dude!
very generous yeah they're a fair yeah this is the same run from yesterday we
found the Lord vessel stealthy smeg mouth 31 brother thank you we've looted
everything except one item in an Orlando we have
We've looted since Fortress, we've looted Catacombs, we've looted Valley of the Drakes,
it separates your snow ring.
It's pretty good man, pretty good.
No, I haven't looted RTSR.
It's too scary with a shitty weapon like this.
Death's Thal makes it a prime, thank you.
All-time favorite game?
Probably Yakuza Zero.
my top three is like yakuza zero got a war three bloodborne
just block that with my ass so easy
Hey, you!
Favorite first person strategy game?
First person?
Maybe, like, Doom Eternal or something?
Strategy game?
I mean, I guess XCOM?
Maybe?
If that counts as a strategy game?
I'm dead.
It's actually over.
Having a dinosaur ass here is fucking scary.
Finebub then.
You- you joke's there.
Okay, should be fine, surely.
If you believe it.
Uchigatana!
Actually, Uchigatana plus 10 is pretty tight, man.
wish I had a weapon smith box though, but hey, here's what it is.
I'm gonna run out of bones, I'm gonna run out of bones, he's a fucking good man.
running R1 like PvP real now real I've heard of them
Oh, that is so scary.
Oh, Dark Sorcerer.
That's also very scary.
I want the skeleton to aggro!
Fill her up
Okay
Dude stop right there, okay, she keeps moving into the fucking swamp dude
Dude! Dude! Dude!
Okay.
I get key
Well the wings for life team consistent until next year well
I think I gotta like redo the team when the registration opens again
No, no, that's normally what what we do Zythe yeah
Yeah.
It's a good strat.
Isn't that too easy then?
Brother, I'm still here, aren't I?
not
I see
Not bad at all.
That's a plus 5 Black Magraedax right there.
It's not worth it now.
I have Uchigatana.
Uchigatana is decent, especially a plus 10.
It's not too bad.
So I'm not gonna...
Oh, sewer chamber key?
Okay.
It's not too shabby.
So I'm going to plus 10 this and go to, I don't know, maybe paint it world or something?
Or maybe doots?
Any plans to play on lads any time soon?
No.
I mean we haven't planned anything but there's definitely some games out and shit. I mean there's some new nuclear nightmare updates
Permission granted Chong Yang
But uh, but uh, why do I I kept trying to pull it
Uh, we'll see mdp. We'll see we'll see
Down for now
Would you have new eggs?
He's right
We can also go here, fire sage, clear this area, kill fire sage.
Come on as well.
I'm gonna plus 10 this actually really tight weapon a plus 10
Look at this damage and that's with the bleed also not bad man
Boy un por acero. Ah, thanks the one year. They have six two two one fourteen. Yeah
Matalo
Oh shit, thanks for the reminders. I forgot to do my duelingo today
You're an artist, man
Oh
Gravy I think 67 loans brother. Thank you base bull
No, it's about keeping the streak alive poop droop in also you definitely learned some words and
It's easier time to spend conversation that right of killing
Uh, no.
Alright.
Streamer has not thrown a run question mark. Give us a real LR back.
True.
and
there is
you and me buddy
dude you can't just I you can't you can't you can't you
can't just
What is this posture?
Okay.
The man's got infinite stamina too, yeah, good to know, nice, sick, yeah.
man okay how much how much time do you have okay this cheating is crazy this
cheating is crazy fuck you I parried his shield bash
thank you try to kill everything here in the
loot this area might as well. Wait, that's a things knife? I've never heard of it. American
villagers
They'll go and yeah, we have the Lord Vessel
Now we're just killing everything here killing the boss and then looting the area
I was really bald.
Bonk, bonk, bonk.
Bleed is so satisfying in this.
Yeah, we know where Nido is, we do.
Now with the sound effect and just seeing the damage take is so nice.
Then we gotta clear the wing over there and then see what boss it is and we can actually
loot this.
It's kinda sweet.
I see this best friend over there.
Nido is an Undead Burg.
I am not tabbing out and clicking your link right now, Zeith.
He's paid by Leppa to kill my run.
Dude.
Blow up.
Well, is the mall the American?
Yeah, I gotta check that.
Okay, very nice.
That's actually this area cleared out.
It's for OGR-E?
Yeah, yeah.
Blueberry banana white chocolate Oh, it's moonlight butterfly.
Fire stage
I
Know
The most edgy name I ever gave my character back then.
I had a paladin in the Albatru called Solar Blade.
I guess, which is not too bad.
your first ever runescape character in high school was chaos blade 115 and damn sick
All right, time to loot this area chain armor
I
Remember playing orc rogue in World of Warcraft and his name was a sprint killer. I
Mean it's straightforward, you know
Rogues had sprint and they are killers so sprint killer it makes sense
The shortcut gets activated automatically, you don't get activated, which is very nice.
Rip.
Oh, this is not a bad weapon though.
It's all good.
Flamburge, yeah.
Your Orc Warlock was named Darkstalker?
Any plans to play RE9 DLC?
It takes about an hour to do all five difficulties if you're good enough gamer?
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
You just got Niren and it's so fun.
Yeah, Niren's cool.
Well, where the fuck are all my key items, dude?
Legit.
Can I get at least one key item?
And I'm heavy.
Your warrior was named Unknown Gatekeeper?
Damn.
damn. He didn't know why he was like, ooh, very nice. A gatekeeper.
Can you on the lava key be in the lava? No.
your name was Katana soul holy I think we've looted all the items here
No key items. Oh well.
Alright, you.
Oh yeah, there's an item over here.
No wait, this is just a regular dude.
No it's not.
mystery key okay well I guess it's an item and it is a key I guess up yeah
there's that
I guess we could go towards Duke's archives out of mind
Luke's Arkad's kind of fun.
Yeah, I could also do the Gargoyle Church into the Burg and kill the Hydra.
I could do that. I need to do that to even get to Nido, so...
Am I missing any key items? I'm missing all of them, because for some reason they're all in Lepa's game.
the
the
the
the
the
Tuesday is Directive 80-20.
I'm alive tomorrow, shouldn't you?
Boom!
Two hundred damage with Bleed?
Yeah, we take those.
We fucking take those, yeah.
Alright, yeah we could go Dukes I suppose.
Or do Gargoyle Church here and just do that part and loot that part I guess.
The thing is we kinda have to do it the backwards way because of, well Hydra sniping me on the
the Taurus even bridge yeah exactly Shinichi yeah you're not about 12
piece of pizza yeah we're gonna play it we will give it a shot thanks to
not my coat thanks 47 I was watching your vlog channel last night it was
streaming HMS all the marathon still a hair back then yeah I had less hair back
than I do now. Get up on the Hydra's back! It's actually true Chai, it's true.
True, true, true, very true.
Hey, you.
We can walk in a timer and they're on a second fuse and I'll do it.
no the event is ogre morale but it's fine
so I'll get that 150 months fucking hell thank you for the 150 I think I'm
starting up it started 1 p.m. and like Swedish time morale it said in the app
There was like a countdown
Why do I have a team stuff in my head fucking a you
Any time any length
No, I mean, it's not any length. It's when the car catches you
But you don't have to run though.
Well, it's fine.
Go for your long walk anyways.
I mean, you know, you still signed up, but you supported the charity.
Y'all anything's in the prog.
Oh my f- Hello?
Oh, it's all good morale. I mean today was the warm-up year. Like this year was the warm-up
year, you know. Really, it will be next year. Now we know how it works. Everyone knows that.
is the warm-up here.
Yeah, we're gonna go this way and try to kill everything here.
Is that a dragon ass? Or is it undead dragon?
Don't tell.
It's on the dragon, but now I'm behind him and it's a dragon ass. That's interesting. I
Believe more out the winner in our community ran 30 30 kilometers
Which is very very good
Good Fukuda finish yet?
Yeah 79.7 kilometers or something like that.
Yeah, it's like same time all over the world morale.
78.9, that's what it was, yeah.
I
Just top three in your community. How you can see in the app
Yeah, true y'all guns thank you dude
Vote could you
That sounds very rowdy in there.
Oh, it's a cat, that's why.
One hit stagger cat.
Not too bad.
I got some...
I can fucking breathe. That is an amazing spray, but I'm not gonna grab it here.
Because then I'll die and it's over.
And I don't want to die.
Oh fuck.
I don't want to die, my god.
Let's not get combo'd by these lads, shall we?
My life is shit!
Thank you for rescuing me.
Oh my god, stop!
I'm a failing to carry this guy
Now let's go nuclear I'd be 40 at the
I'm having a good one
How can Qtip kill night check and PC
Qtip oh, I see I see thanks penguin
We are murdering everything here until we've killed a Hydra and then we loot everything.
Should be quite a few drops to check.
Hopefully at least one key item.
Alright, we gotta kill that guy.
of
those that the steps that are in the way
Yeah!
Alright, we're almost at the Hydra.
Interesting part is, I'll actually be behind the- wait, yeah, no, I'll be in front of the
Hydra, yeah.
little bit scary doing this part because you have to drop into a room that has
three enemies that I can't see. Two enemies that I can't see. Come on then!
Oh you mother... Come up! What? What? I'm gonna push myself. Is it the Hydra? I don't know.
where what I think it's the high drop I'm pretty sure it's the Hydra
6C dude, yeah.
Shit.
Yeah, it's the Hydra, but I can't see it.
Well, my best bet is just to YOLO down and hope I don't die.
But there's a Painter Guardian there.
Oh boy, please, okay, that's another- What the fuck?!
I can't see anything- AHH!
I'm gonna consider going there because I need to kill the Hydra because the Hydra snipes
me as I fight Nido on the bridge.
It's fucked.
So if I can- so then kill it?
That's what I'm working on! I have to get under here, go under the bridge, up to the Hydra,
and then kill the Hydra so I can kill Nito in the Tars Arena.
Fuck, I was gonna yell a little.
Well...
Ha ha!
What?!
Noooor!
Oh my...
what you can't it's raining okay now this is terrifying because I have to run
on the way I see the heads I can maybe kill it
little shit come here come here where are you going okay why are you man just
How do you little shit?
Oh man, I hope I can kill the Hydra here
So I don't have to walk under the bridge and the Hydra's gonna push me off and I die because that's what's going to happen
Hydra?
Hydra?
Uhhhhhhhhh...
This is so scary.
There's no way, right?
Oh, okay.
Nah.
No, no, no.
I can't.
So fucked, what am I supposed to do?
I guess I'll have to fight Nito at the same time that the Hydra is sniping me.
That's like the only choice I have, I guess, because this will fuck me up.
Yeah, maybe if I haven't get a bow like it to to to true.
I can't I see the head here.
I know it's here.
Is it when I stand in certain spots I can see it?
Go through a Taurus boss fight? Well yeah, the reason I'm not going for a Taurus boss fight is because it's Nido.
And the Hydra snipes you from the bridge into the arena, so you're fighting two things at the same time.
Well, with Nido, it's, what is it, six skeletons plus Nido, plus a Hydra.
That's the whole reason I'm down here, so I could kill the Hydra before fighting Nito,
so I don't have to fight both at the same time.
But it looks like this is a bit more dangerous.
Lost the guy up in the tower, yeah.
So, yeah, it is pretty fuck this.
But let's loot and see.
Hello.
Hydra, I know you're there.
Show yourself, little cheater.
Oh, very nice.
there is no attachment this seed is I mean this situation I have right here is
a fucking nightmare
I do have a black margarite axe, yeah.
Can I complain about that one?
Well, I think that was this part, but I think, yeah, the best bet is just try to fight Nito
and Hydra at the same time.
because I will probably fall and die here if I go for the hydra and then it's
over it's just completely over
but but oh at least we looted this part we got right off kindling out of it
which is fucking noise
I think we got Duke's archives I guess.
Now the Hydra Agro is from far away.
He was already aggro there.
How's the wings for life he was sick.
It was super fun.
I have no boats to buy anywhere that I know of.
some toys and white shards in it.
Buy firebombs and spend those. Yeah, they're only 2000 souls each.
Insanely expensive firebombs.
and I'm heavy rolling
I know biogradics, yeah
Oh the last item in Anilondo here, yeah there is one item I haven't looted, it's true.
Also you're a mimic, if you kill you I guess.
Probably, yeah.
17.3 established.
You still wanna see my hat?
Oh, this hat?
It's a bit transparent because I'm wearing a ring of fog, but yeah, it's like a little q-tip
I've already joined the needle covenant uncle. I've already cleared the catacombs. It's done
It's done, so
Wow, that's... hopefully that doesn't happen during a Artorius fight or something.
I don't remember key teleport to this bonfire
Not that one yeah
I'm still gonna kindle it, because I want some Estus.
I would love to, Hunter.
If there's like a proper runner setup for live streaming, for sure, yeah.
of
the French run though is not
safe of change of the cry of fear like never heard of it
sounds cool though if it's a cry of fear like
I think the taxes should probably pay our taxes though
of
I'm going to get you.
Perry bro!
Oh, a worm gap.
That's a scary guy right there.
Am I attached to the run?
I'm half my PB.
Of course I'm not.
Actually I'm way behind half my PB because my PB was looking for one key item and then I could have won.
I have no Lord Souls at all or Crest Key or anything like that, so I'm actually way behind my PB.
I'm not the mimic.
Oh this is a mimic right?
Oh fuck off!
Fuck off man!
Right show!
right after clearing this I shouldn't have killed him well at least I can loop
these now okay gold ams nice yeah oh yeah balcony has an item too true
We have an excuse to loot this part gotta look at it on the broad side
Hopefully never dumb genius
Well, I really wonder where my key items are probably blight town or
for a great hollow there's a chest on the other side right yeah
to catacombs? I've already cleared catacombs. Pinwheel's dead, it's fully looted. I'm dead.
Yeah. Hey, you. Well, that's every item here except the Avalon chest looted, obviously.
Well, that's every item here except the Avalanche's chest looted, obviously, because fuck the
Avalanche's chest.
And no skip allowed.
I
Looted nope
We should make it so you're allowed to quit out when you do the avalanche drop right I think that sounds fair right
why not why skip not allowed this did it yesterday in my run I'm talking about my
run like everyone's doing different rules for this run some people are doing
skip some people to quit out some people do use what you see I'm talking about
My run flamber. Yeah
Hey you
Yeah, it's not upgraded though obviously just kind of sucks, but it's a farmable flamberg I think yeah
Hey, you!
I don't get it, if people are doing quit-outs to make it easier, why not do quantum storage, just infinitely do items as well?
The thing is, this is not a competition. There's not some price at the end of it.
If this was like a tournament, then yeah, there'd be rules, but there is no rules.
It's just everyone doing a fucking run that they think is fun, hopefully.
Oh, good lord. My man's a unit. Oh, you know, I'm just gonna pull. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Don't come down with me!
low on no more bones man we got to go and get some time on our charts
I'm not doing quit-ass turnout. If I was doing that, I would have already done it.
We shouldn't allow it for Avalanche's chest. It's true. Nah. We shouldn't. You see, the
thing about the Avalanche's chest is, if you fail the drop, you die. It's over. You have
one chance so having that pressure on for the avalanche is if you need to loot it
is is kind of nice but also terrifying
Whoops.
Hi Alex, can't always test it I guess.
I don't think Leppa is doing any quit outs or anything.
Right?
I should only have one more homeward bone.
I think it was guy cells.
I haven't looted Undeberg is true we'll do dukes first I guess I've seen back in
full is literally the cool
being
being
being
being
being
being
being
being
being
Dink.
Maybe I should clear.
Nah. Nah. I really want homework bones though, but...
Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, shit. Well, yeah, I just have to run there. It's just don't be lazy.
I'm trying to remember which shop had homework bones. I think it's the Undead Berg one. We gotta go buy more.
And at that point, I might as well loot the Undead Berg, I guess.
Oh, you mean the ones behind me, Ziltus?
No, they're cans.
They're actual cans, they are.
Can Hydra snipe you all over the Burg?
The Hydra can snipe me as I'm fighting, uh, the Taurus demon boss, which is Nido.
So I'm fighting the Hydra and Nido at the same time, which is why it fucking blows.
Kill Hydra first?
Yeah, I tried.
I can't get to him.
So, I have to fight them both at the same time in the Nido boss arena.
I did not hit me.
There was no bones being sold there.
I'm pretty sure it was the undead merchant.
There is black fire bombs here, though.
That means I could kill the Hydra.
I can kill the Hydra.
Thank you. I just-
Thank you.
I can kill him with black fire bombs.
We should do that.
It's about my poster's fucking ass.
true. Wait, I need to still get the homework bones though. So, let's go to the
Alden Merchant.
Is it scarier when I make that? Does it scare me when I make that jump? No, not
really. When you start overthinking it, then it's scary, but if you just do it,
don't even think about it. We're chilling. Me, makes 41! And to do 47,
I've seen it, it makes 42. I've seen Maycraft, it makes 2.
Can he items belong behind the inch up? No.
Haven't looted that part, right?
Uh...
Yeah, well to be honest, we could clear this real quick and just loot the undead bird part.
The enemies here aren't super bad.
Hey, you.
Of course, I'm not attached to this run, it's not even close to my PB, unfortunately very
unfortunate. Did you sell bones? Please tell me you did.
Café, you. Wait a minute, I've never been to this store, I just realized. This is my
first time at this door.
No homework bones though, which, yeah.
Great swords here, balder shields here.
Uh, okay, some light gear and rusted iron ring, alright.
Hey, what?
What was it this time, Sportress Guy?
Well, whatever.
Let's try to loot this area.
Okay, well done.
Holy super kicker.
Holy mega super kicker!
Fucking hell.
How did I roll?
How did I get launched a- okay whatever, you know, I'm not even gonna question it, I guess.
I'm sensing the spaghetti right now.
We got to unspaghetti ourselves.
Hey, you!
that's not part of the
musically monster, thanks sub, dude
thank you, thank you
I got that angle in full frontal kick, yeah.
crazy
Oh, Shadron, he's the raid! PB equals 2.
Yeah, he'll get there, bro.
He'll get there, I believe.
Got a Lerungo in myself.
It's not close to PB, but it's something.
As long as you get out of recent- I'm dead.
Recent city, it's all good.
Thank you, Aynron. I've gotta go to Strum.
I think it was something like this one again after forever. Yeah, this challenge is super fun
Hey you all is on the end makes 17
I
It's great will be also it's plus 10 it can still get upgraded more
Thank you, dude, thank you
I was wings for life. I was great. It was very fun
What birthday was it was a swell a nuclear oh
Yeah, time to loot I guess
Actually, no, it's not don't give me a weapon. Okay. There's still one more little area. I need to clear of enemies. Yeah, you two
Yeah, we're feeling guys
Hell yes, noobos!
Yeah, it was you!
Why thank you!
How do I 41 humanity?
Just finding a lot, killing invaders, but I mean, but I mean...
We're not a little right away.
There's enemies over here.
I still need to kill.
of
I'll be streaming New York City Marathon, I might, yeah, I might.
There's a good way to do it. What up, to the fucking beast?
Yeah, I'm doing New York Marathon this year.
Wee cool.
Oh yeah.
Now we can start looting.
Alright, so let's get that.
Lucky Ballsord yeah.
I know right.
It's pretty cool.
Oh!
dude when you find this item you have to go kill bosses it's fucking illegal not to
I saw strangers in the event trailer, yeah, so good.
are any gloves over here because gloves is what I need. The rest is fine. Like these
don't weigh much at all, but the gloves 10.4 dude. I mean I might just keep looting. Helmet.
I have a helmet actually weighs 5, it's quite a lot.
I mean what bosses do I even have access to?
Tarsdemon, Bed of Chaos, I have Tarsdemon, Bed of Chaos.
Uh, Seath.
And then Moonlight Butterfly.
Those are the bosses. I don't have the DLC Pendant, so...
Centipede? Yeah, but I don't have Lava Ring.
Moonlight Bridge? It's, uh, Pinwheel.
Which, Pinwheel, you really want to kill with something like this, you know?
Also needle up there. Yeah, okay, let's see can we
Get rid of these gloves so I can get to
I'm not done too with it
No, you don't see this, Afro, you get it from Ceaseless.
Naturally.
He's 32.5 kilometers away from 600.
Oh, is he still running, the German guy?
I literally know you get it from cutting Centipede's arm tail.
Yeah, you can get it from there too.
There's two ways to get it.
People get it from C-Slice because he's bit 4, centipede.
Cough, cough.
I've seen Budibus, yeah.
Is it only from centipede?
Am I crazy?
I gotta loot this maybe alright loot this loot this up DS1 lava ring
Orange charred ring
Yeah, it's dropped by centipede demon
Why do I think it drops from it ceaseless
Am I crazy
DS1 C-Slash Discharge.
What does he drop?
Hey, you.
Lute table?
Maybe he doesn't drop anything.
It's the gold, Hamster, obviously, that you loot.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah, I guess it's because Cecil's lowers the lobby. I keep thinking he drops the lobby. Yeah, you're right though
It's true, but that doesn't matter for the random though
The reason
The reason it's fine to get it from a centipede is because you can actually cut some of these arm off and get it
Or just kill him
doesn't work like that in the Rando so if you fight someone like Artorias for
example you got to keep him in the middle or fuck
well plus five
Holy...
Ah, Ceaseless doesn't drop to lava level, yeah.
I was so sure he dropped to lava ring for some reason.
Yeah, dude, plus 5 VK ages and the shit.
The only problem is I'm fat rolling with it.
I could check Sense Merchant, true.
Yeah, fuck a minute.
Well yeah, I could go here though.
Pick up!
How was that smug lifer kick?
Explaining what I think is correct equals smug.
What's that helmet?
this crown it was in a sips arena the green ale and a long bell go backwards
hey you Virge have these the water snakes you're in the biggest paper in a
pizza I could find a dude I might do that too dude it's Sunday I think I'll do
that before
yep
before they close have I seen devils were Prada too there's a second the first
one is with Meryl Streep right? Or? Yeah. And Emily Bluntz. Oh, it just came out. Huh.
Okay. That first one was pretty good. I like it. With almost the same cast? Hell yeah.
I am so scared that's gonna hit me even if it does. I think it's fine, but still
Tacos of Azanya, why is your answer Azanya? No, it's tacos
Fuck it. I'm never running out of homework bones again
Wait, wait, wait, the Cat Arena helmet weighs less than this one?
That's crazy.
This one I have weighs 5, but I'm not gonna buy it though, there's a lot of huge difference.
I would like to buy more Twinkies, there we go, alright, pretty nice, plus 5 BQH, 99,
I really wish I had the DLC item though, so I could go clear some DLC bosses, but I do
not.
I gotta get Eldogos out real quick chat.
Uh, BRB.
I could do a chat downwind, I mean, while.
Da-da-da-do, doo-da-doo, doo-da-da-doo, doo-da-da-doo, doo-da-da-doo, doo-da-da-doo, doo-da-da-doo.
Oh, I gotta fix mine.
My filters, I can move my camera.
There we go.
Oh.
Ah.
Oh.
Oh, hey.
Don't you hate life?
Oh! Oh, hey!
Don't you hate lies?
It's a bug!
I
You
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
I
I
Know
I remember why I think Ceaseless dropped the ring, and correctly if I'm wrong, but isn't
it in the lore that daughter the daughters of chaos or whatever they gave
him the ring because he's in pain or something but then he drops it and it
either becomes centipede demon or centipede demon steals it right that's
why I know my lore a little bit I becomes a centipede yeah okay we should
kill some no no because we're fat rolling let's go here food break no I I ordered
a pizza so it's not gonna be here for a while
gotta be ready cool let's go get all cadillas lower get okay was not around
Yeah, I got inspired by all these Wings for Life is Ordering pepperoni pizza, so I got one, yeah.
Pepperoni, honey, jalapenos, fucking banger.
I- I- I- I- I- Do you have gloves?
Where's all the fucking gloves?
Whatever.
I'll buy the bring-in, dude.
Nice.
Some are lost.
Oh shit!
You're right!
Yay!
Because I had it.
I'm lost oh shit you're right yeah because I had it right what was it at
before I came back it was six hours something yeah six
I don't know the little devil is here okay she left
649 thank you thank you danky burrito
cool sick let's just go and kill some shit I guess
652 35 I thought what it was I mean it's not like it matters yeah I know I saw
first time chatters a time of wrong and I'm like is it and I was like no we're
dogs in thing they see
look at this
what oh she's gone like a fucking ghost well they see I just turned to click the
camera she's just gone she's a little
dental I thought a new dog was dog
sitting there she is again she has no
interest being in here W meteor album
did you see that from those two seconds
That's crazy.
Yeah, because Mika treats her better. Or because Mika gives her a bone that she has in her bed
in Mika's room, maybe.
Couldn't be that.
I guess you're right, I guess you're right, that's true.
Is that my dog is Daisy?
She's a little devil.
Ah, she's a French bulldog.
She snores like fucking crazy.
Oh
Daisy
She she she thinks I'm all right, but she's she's completely in love with me
I'm the side character yo Nellis thanks for the sixty nine brother who that makes fifty
five.
Now let me look in again I'm looking to chat too much I'm having too much of a good time
here.
Can't have that.
You didn't get one shot by that?
Well I play Assassin's Creed Black Flag Remake, I don't really know, I wasn't like super impressed
when I saw it.
this crap. I played the original note. Okay, we got the absolute unit up here now so I
gotta lock in so he doesn't kill me real solid well I'm dealing some damage now
though even as they assassins create hater I admit black flag is peed right
Dinovics the raid any any any any any good runs I
Have one now for surely you just jinxed it so it's over
Thank you, what up people
I'm a good one. Yeah
I don't know what to do.
Sick fight.
What do you mean what happens if you kill this salad?
Oh, haven't you? Oh, yeah, you haven't done this, maybe.
Yeah, it just teleports you to the prison.
So it's instead of dying.
It's an extra little boss fight you gotta do.
That's very easy, though.
It's kind of fucked up. Nah, it's easy.
Well, you know, you could get Sanctuary Guardian there.
Heh heh.
I've had it.
I'll make your comments what no I didn't mean it like that I didn't mean it like that okay
I meant more like I thought maybe when you've gone here you've died to them so it teleports
you to the prison then I would have called all your runs in ballad
boss counter up that's not a boss fight not a true boss fight
This whole area is spoiler for Salad, spoiler.
I'm not!
See me, what are you the mowing for?
You haven't been here either, alright?
I'm just firing shots everywhere.
Pew pew, pew pew.
It's not Mother's Day here,
I'd say like NA or whatever
It was nice to finally deal some damage to these guys. Are you feeling too? Yeah, it's like end of this month in Sweden
That's fucked up you get a shield there and now I'm heavy again. Oh
I gotta level up some ends
Yeah, a few points of end like two or three were good snow low. Thanks for the rail a good strong
Speaking of pizza and cooking. I finished. There are two tabs bottom left
Have you finished what?
How fuck me
Are you fucking kidding me?
This is every death in my run
Here's my PB 22 it was very dark here true true
Oh, this tab.
Oh, shit.
Fucking hell, man.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
What is this?
Total encounter.
Total boss killed.
20.
Bam.
Okay.
Centipede demon.
One.
Crazy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
one
Crazy
That's something that he can't remember to hydrate teller also remember hydra will aid to this run
No, but I think I might go for tomb of the giants and nido after this
try to get it out of here I guess and then the run's gonna die because fuck
tomb of the Giants in this rando it's so especially when you have dark sorcerers
that do like 80% of your health bar when you have this much health yeah it's so
fun
I'm not going to rest here, I'm going to go up here and rest in the next one.
The last supporting one.
No enemies don't scale though.
All those are shaking things to bits, and Big Brother thinks 73.
I have to contain the snap of your...
Go to sleep. I'll do it after stream, man.
Fucking hell, it's been left for four hours already.
This is my first run.
You know what, yeah, it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty far from my first run, yeah.
Am I remembered to eat one after the run?
I've eaten a bit, Troll, but I should definitely eat more.
I've ordered a fat-ass pizza, though.
It'll arrive soon
Third dull crazy turtle mad
Something something something something something something
something yeah it is thrown yeah and
that's where I my biggest problem is
refueling after runs especially long
runs I'm horrible at it and then I'm
dead for like the next two three days
because I'm I don't refuel but I I've
learned it now so I'm getting better
Getting better.
Getting better.
Oh!
Why am I here?
I just have a good weapons.
I'm going for some balls fights.
Are you...
Hey, you!
Oh
Is that enough yeah mid-rolling fuck yeah
Where's the mimic? There. I don't want to kill you because you're gonna drop like
fucking my fifth Guardian Tail or something even though you shouldn't even be able to.
See I'm basically going for some ball-sized especially butterfly bridge
cause you want- I have pinwheel on butterfly bridge and it's scary as fuck if he starts
teleporting away. I almost died last night at the end of stream cause he kept stunning
me with his balls. Can't believe I have zero lord souls. Oh yeah that's how we roll in
this stream. If you want lord souls you should go to lepa stream. Actually if you want all
the key items in the game you should go to lepa stream. Cause he stole all mine apparently.
I actually have looted a lot too, and I haven't found a single Lord Soul yet, but there's still a lot of loot left, so it's okay, you know, it's alright.
what the fuck Vaseline much dude me is not you fix your game okay
Oh my ass. Yeah, they're activated 20 on Tuesday. Yeah.
Yeah, kill us
I'm live Tuesday, I'm gone tomorrow Monday. Yeah, I
Could have gone bad
Oh, I have ring of fog on this while you barely see my character.
Who do we have here, though?
Any bets?
Calamity.
Ah, fuck off.
It's a good place to have him though, but I still hate this fight.
anyone who does this challenge does.
What are you telling me a lot after that?
Oh. Okay.
Cool well, let's see if this runs gonna live or die cuz I'm going for the pinwheel fight
On the bridge, yeah, I'd say it might be
be it could be the worst area to have pinwheel just because you can't circle
around it's just a straight line and if he summons like 10 copies that all
spam you with with the balls like you die you just get so locked to death and
you can't even like dodge it I kill him into it but what does that help when I
can't even get to him. That's the problem.
We'll see.
I do have foggering in mind health maybe.
I mean, I'm just gonna go for it last time I had him there. I
Could just run up to him and kill him before he teleported but last night when I tried that
He teleported away, and I almost died right at the end of stream. It was so scary
But luckily I had a bone and it worked out
eventually
like watch watch the end of yesterday's stream and tell me pinwheel is not a
scary fight to have on the butterfly bridge it's horrifying
Yeah, Darius is scary it is legit very terrifying to have him here
Fuck you.
Okay good.
He didn't teleport.
Whoa whoa whoa!
Ah fuck off!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you Pinwheel!
What you gotta drop that?
What'd you gotta drop that?
I was gonna kill Nido with it.
That's fine. I guess we can loot some stuff again now.
That's not a Lord's soul. That's not a Lord's soul. That's not a Lord's soul. Oh, shit.
The most difficult part of the challenge is convincing Chad that Pinwheel is scary boss.
Well yeah that's because Chad has never done this challenge.
So they think of Pinwheel as their regular playthrough where you just jump into the arena
and you kill him.
He never has time to teleport.
That's the reason.
Y'all know it's fucking true!
Oh yeah, grove! Yeah, next time. You know where it is now. Let's go.
Um...
Dammit, we're heavy rolling again. Yeah, I was gonna go and
Kill Nino. But you know what? Let's go upgrade this and let's kill the Hydro Firebombs.
I don't want to go to the Great Hollow. No.
Oh wait, I'm mid-rolling.
Yeah, but there's a different version of the Mod Pop where he's also scary.
True Andrew.
Let mothers seem to have any trouble with pinwheel?
Well did it seem like I had trouble with pinwheel now?
No.
You know why?
Because I got good RNG and he didn't teleport away.
If he had teleported away, it could have been a very, very, very, very, very, very, very
different story. Literally look at the absolute end of the stream from last
night's mod, like, and then you see exactly what happens if you teleport
away. It was almost over.
Look at this damage dude, I got 280.
start the garf reaction my pizza is here no no no no no no my pizza is at the
restaurant still I see it
pizza please banana pizza please stop that
yeah I didn't get banana pizza I got
Bebarone bleep bro okay I think we'll be
able to clear this semi-fast well okay
let's those the pixel size girl again
was kind of fucked up we were looking
for a girl in the MCs were like bumps and
stuff.
Lisa? Oh yeah, maybe Lisa. Yeah.
Are in RL yesterday? What's RL?
Rocket League. Oh yeah.
I'm gonna block this.
One painter world, yes, a good question.
I kinda want to do Tomb of the Giants to get it out of the way.
I- I- I- I- What just happened?!
of
all my course is all of
It did Talon. It fucking did. It's true.
All right, Hydra is gone forever.
Thank you.
Yes, Reinin, yeah.
There's a Garmin 265, yeah.
all good ass a girl bit out of it it's weeks for life today but it was really cool
I have the 965, but I recommend getting the 265. It's cheaper and it's basically the same.
Except, the 965 has this like, map trail function thing that I've been- I haven't never used it.
I don't really see the need for it unless you're like trailing a lot in areas that doesn't have like, I don't know, fucking coverage or some shit.
So 265 is like the 965 except it doesn't have that and it's way cheaper.
It's got everything else.
Okay, yes, I get it, chill.
Oh shit, beat size is almost here.
I gotta be ready.
Dude, the worm is right in front of you!
How do you-
Stop-
What up, hot blue?
Okay, Crystal Street Sword.
There is a Secura Rend, though.
I think Salad tried it, but apparently it's not all that.
Uhh...
There was another loot I was gonna get.
But now I don't remember where.
Oh shit.
Ah fuck, where do I rest?
Oh no, it's over here.
Okay.
Oh, he sees all that, okay, yeah.
Oh.
Yo, Nido!
Can I reach you?
Fa!
Fa!
Fa!
Fa!
Oh
Yo, Nido can I reach you?
Fa
All right, I gotta get out and just greet the pizza guy real quick
Hold surely I'll be fine, right?
Oh
Okay, we're alive. Sick. I was a little bit, I was a little bit scared man, a little bit
scared okay well we didn't get any key item we didn't get a good item though
crystal sword's really good
oh we've done that we could decide to fight me dough up there now
I might go Luthia.
Oh, yeah, there's a crystal weapon around, please see.
Fuck, yeah, CB.
Let's go.
Yo, Puzock, thank you, dude.
The boy is here.
There he is.
yeah worth wait what the fuck oh I tell the person wrong one
hey attention
He's just frozen, dude.
He's going to bed.
I've never heard of that issue with a watch, never.
And bang, up the butts.
It's 1000, it's 107, level, it's 15, port, it's 9, brutal bot, it's 70, 3 bullets, 1
kill, it's 22, only it's 40, under it's 112, on the T-177, we have to contend, it's not
a year.
Did I update my boss count?
I think I did right after killing Pinwheel.
Yeah, I should have.
We really need to find the DLC item.
We really do.
Was it the DLC item that is behind Foggates, right?
I think so.
Wait, can't you?
What can you do with a crystal sword?
You can't do shit. Okay. Well, I get one two three four.
Oh, man.
Actually, there is one item in this area. I haven't looted yet.
So, might as well go do it.
And then we're fully done here.
We also have access to Painted World.
The run's still going, but it...
It's going at an okay pace. We've actually looted quite a few areas instead of just mindlessly rushing bosses
So I do like that. That's pretty cool
Don't like this part though
Fuck yeah, Phoenix, let's go
Oh, at least this guy isn't spawned
okay I'm terrified this guy's gonna throw that boulder and hit me and I'm gonna
fall off
I
Stop come on try to hit me try to hit me you month
No, no, no, no, no not like that
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this
Oh he fell I think okay yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
it's the final item in anerolanda what should be the DLC pendants no
oh yes Alan that's scary yeah can you get him to fall all right well we did that
I say we go back to Dukes then
I'm not attached to this run dude it up far away. I'm from my PB. I was close to PB. Maybe but now man
I'm not even close to PB
Okay, let's loot let's get this area real quick. Oh
Oh, wait, what?
Really, salad?
Yeah, I have looted a lot.
It's true.
It is true.
That's true.
I think we looted everything here except the Avalon chest, so that's good.
The problem is, these stairways aren't the wrong way, but I can fix that up here instead.
Uwig, it's use what you get.
We should also clear the prison.
of
the
Nice here at this, let's go.
Ah, yeah, cool pizzas are cool, man.
I never remember the items that are here.
There is none in this area, it's only in the other.
Or is there one up there?
No?
Or over there?
Yeah, yeah, there's a chest.
Okay, fuck it, I'm gonna loot this chest.
Okay, that's alright.
Shell's the- I'll try Mikey, enjoy dude.
I hate fighting these.
They actually deal so much damage, it's really scary.
And they stun you like crazy.
It's pretty insane how few key items I've found.
It's just a standard.
Just a standard.
We have a lot of areas to loot, we do.
I wish I could borrow lepas here.
That'd be nice.
Then there's a chest up there.
Your wig it means use what you get
What up tells you
We got to go loot the prison
of
I have Lord Vestal. I do. Believe it or not.
Flying door?
I'm telling you binoculars on me you make means is what you got there it is I
see it yeah no
hey you
Lorda Wessel was in Sif's arena behind the tombstone.
What was that?
out of bounds door for some reason
vision of that song? I feel like that could go pretty hard actually. How are you
zero seven hours in a zero Lord Souls? Yeah ask the the Finnish guy I think he
stole them all.
I don't want to hear that you stole my Lord Missile. How deep are you into your
run salad how many hours
six hours oh shit you're six hours in you haven't found the Lord Vessel unlucky
buddy
Yeah, I found it around six hours in, but I found it.
We're not sure Salad's ever gonna find it.
You've looted catacombs, right, Salad?
Yeah.
True, CV, true.
Tomb time chat, I've already done catacombs.
I haven't done Tomb of the Giants, though.
Maybe that's what you mean.
I guess it is.
of
of
of
of
of
these guys
it would be really funny if you died to a skeleton's foot again, keep it
no, it would not, it would really not
Yeah, I know she's laying behind me.
Okay, let's see, was there anything over here?
Oh...
I don't think so, I think we're good.
I do believe Ring of Fog works for enemies, yeah.
It feels like it does.
Today's running event, it was called Wings for Life, but the event's over now.
One year until the next one.
Y'all, I enjoy song forged.
Oh shit, the extra key.
Uh, that unlocks the one above me I guess, not the one down here, but I gotta make sure.
Yeah next year I want to do it in big city too.
There is one in Stockholm where they do an actual event.
With a car.
Oh, yeah, the extra keys bonfire in door, right?
of
Oh yeah, it works here too, it's an item here.
Light Town key. Fuck.
I can't even use that key yet, I need a key to the depth for it.
do the whole sewer part.
can be super cursed yeah you can do that Janet area yeah I'm already looted this
the chest there right now I'm just going I'm gonna I'm going to throw the run
I didn't throw.
I don't know if that drop actually kills you if you miss it.
I should test it.
It probably does.
It looks like it would.
It's four hours good time for Marathon, yes.
Test it?
test my nuts. All right.
Alrighty. Thank you guns. Thank you.
Yeah, to be honest, we could teleport back now, upgrade the maze, go there and clear
that area and all that jazz.
Everything here is looted, I think, except, I mean, for the Avalancheists.
Looted.
Looted.
Everything about replaying Northern Journey?
I did not long ago.
It's a great game it is.
And I like Armor Core 6. It's a good game. I'm not super much into these mecha games though.
30k witch gloves. I'll play the new Sanskrit Black Flag. I actually don't know.
Oh, why didn't I clear before I did that? Oh well, time to plus 10 this bow and go
on a 222 spree. Wait a minute, couldn't I kill Nito from top of the tower with this?
With no risk whatsoever. Yeah. Well, I guess he would do the scream. For some reason I
I'll try to calm the rest here.
The Hydra is already dead.
I've never played Rain World, no.
Ba-ba-ba-dum-bum-ba-dum.
Aaaahhhhhhhh.
I'll have 200 arrows, but it should be fine to clear that area.
I mean over 100 damage, yeah.
I'm good!
Bit uhhhh...
Getting a little bit dead now, feeling the run.
Like not this run, the Wings for Life run.
drink a red bull it's over 8 p.m. bruh wait don't loot this now oh I
I killed this guy. Yeah, don't drop a weapon.
Okay.
Right, right, yeah.
It's not the French challenge, no.
I did play Shadow of the Mordor, yeah.
Oh yeah, I'm actually stealth archer now, it's true.
I'm not getting backstabbed by you.
Brav, come back!
Oh my god, he's like zigzagging like a PvP-er!
There's an item there and then there's an item in the middle here.
I think those are all the items that you get over here.
Did I enjoy Sekiro? It's great, yeah.
This ain't the French challenge, this is the Swedish slot.
Pandax, legit one of the worst weapons in the game.
I shouldn't have looted it, I should have done what I said I was gonna do,
and kill, and then loot, but no, my greed took over,
because I'm desperate to find just one Lord Soul.
before I throw the run no there's no auto upgrade no yeah I could go get the
chest over here now might as well
Handox his ass he uses so much stamina and does like I guess it does oh I mean
plus 10 it would do okay
okay sure well back always have a shop I have black and our great acts in the
shop and I have claymore in a shop and I have blacksmith giant hammer in the
shop and great club true you great club
plus 10 big bong bing bong oh shit yeah
the chest yeah but I can teleport and
grab those chests is fine I'll go and
grab this shit first yeah I could also
farm flambor go I don't remember who
actually dropped it, but it is farmable. Shopping some wood.
That loot, blue slab? No. That is what, that item is like the Avalon. You only grab it
if you really, really, really run out of options.
oh yeah you can run straight I never do this but you can run straight forward
here grab the item and then run back again I'm gonna do it fuck it if I die
or die I always run upwards not downwards which makes me overthink this a
bit but oh oh are you close enough to knock me away here
residence key
Where will I get the Black Knight axe?
I'm not sure.
In the next round, I guess.
block well yeah but there's five
difficulties right I can't just do the
first difficulty I will be soy right
All right, we both still no key item. We bone back we grab the chest
I'm talking about all five in a row. It's about ten minutes per run. No, I know I don't believe you. I do not believe you
Maybe if you have like God RNG and just rush through everything
Maybe then it's 10 minutes per run somehow?
The antique dress is pretty.
Oh, actually quick rolling now.
Any key items at all though?
No, of course not. Well, there goes my ring.
Uh, alright. Well, we've looted the prison, Duke's Archives, everything but the Avalon chest, if I remember correctly.
Uh, cool. I guess we go... I don't know.
Pain in World or Tomb?
How it could do Pain in World?
Maybe.
I know why the damage on this is actually pretty decent, but that goes for like any weapon at plus 10
and that's why large ember is so good to find in the random.
Painted world is very scary, especially if you don't have the weapon box.
Alright, you.
I
Hate it whoa
Yeah, we have it we have the undead bird to loot if we want we haven't looted the undead bird yet still not fully
Do I go to him with the Giants and throw I mean you have to do it eventually and let's
be real all my key items are probably down there at this point might as well throw it
while we're under 10 hours right?
Yeah, you know what? I say we go there. I don't feel good about it, but...
Or do we go paint in worlds?
yeah true I don't know maybe we could find a lantern or or the maggot head have
I had the maggot lantern head yet I remember it might be smart to see it
And and hop on that the moment we find a skull lantern or whatever I
Got my head. Yeah, but what about skull lantern though? I
Don't see a skull lantern here, but I might have gifted it or fed it to friends
Anyways, I guess we go wait. Let's do painted world
Or...
Oh, Painter World is actually me I got asked to do just if you don't have a weapon smith box.
That's why we gotta do it. Let's do it.
Have I had lantern?
Fuck.
Maybe we should do tomb of the giants.
How's the run? That was good, it was good man.
Fuck. Chat Pain in World or two of the Giants.
painted okay I see mostly painted worlds let's go paint and world and last time I
did paint a world in a rando it was it was painful it was very painful tried
to clear as many enemies as possible with this weapon and then yeah
Dude, look at my key items.
What is this rigged-ass shit, man?
I haven't been to Ash Lake, no.
I haven't done much blight out at all.
Moka!
Yeah, I do have a vendor to sell us an iron ring, and then I could just rush through the
swamp and try to loot it.
Oh, what the fuck, boys?
Chill, chill, just chill, chill, chill.
One at a time.
I do I do I did let me play I'm resting
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you open with a shield bash when I don't even have my shield
up. Yeah, you do that. Yeah.
yeah wait do we have the annex key fuck we don't well I guess it could be in here
but I had I remembered to check if I had the annex key I probably wouldn't have
on here. Enix key has like what, two items? Are they Enix? I mean, I refuse to dodge clearly.
of
the
murder murder murder murder murder
SIS!
OR!
Oh, what the fuck? There's a butterfly here?
Why?
Oh my lord, look at that.
Yikes.
Yeah, Liyar, they're terrifying.
They are.
are damn reapers. Okay. Okay.
of
time to throw I guess gotta go up here and kill these enemies oh and it's a
fucking ride up there too.
Oh, okay.
He's gonna try to push me off.
Oh!
That was a red phantom too.
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
Can I get that guy to fall down or something?
Oh, fuck there he is.
Okay, that's better, though. Yeah, yeah, keep coming down.
What?
What is he doing?
Okay.
Sure. You know what? We need to kill that guy. I will get back
stabbed by him.
Then it's the killed. There's no doubt.
boy a little crab we're at
what is that lip a clip
That's scary!
That's scary stuff there it is.
Very scary.
Oh
Okay
Now, handaxe is the best dude.
Handaxe where you don't have a lot of stamina, it sucks.
But I actually do have a lot.
You know what, like I said, any weapon in this game is good when it's plus 10, except the whips, the whips.
To be honest, even the whips are like...
Why the fuck are you so tanky, little crab?
Okay.
Oh, dark sorcerer.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You'll vagrant come here
Yeah, I just saw a clip, yeah.
What are you searching for in your run? Is it one Lord's soul you need or is it more stuff?
One Lord's soul coming at ring and keep the seal. Okay. All right, gotcha
Okay, we gotta go downwards and into the sewer, there's a lot of items there.
Oh, you haven't been to tombs yet, okay.
Now I saw you did a hollow though, great hollow.
Well, I think you left it, validly so.
Oh.
Dander, bosses does not mean shit for how fast you're going.
Looting areas is what it's about and that's what takes the most time.
I have looted a shitload of items today. A shitload of areas.
We're not dark wraith go mines a
of
No honor here, Jeremiah.
I will not let you do that chaos whip.
All right, hopefully no bone wheels down here, that will be this tear seed.
It's funny though, if you actually have a bone wheel down here, like, you're dead.
It's over.
Well, they are here in vanilla obviously, but if you're not prepared for it, it's fucked
Well, that's not scary
oh dark sorcerer there grab come here please this way yeah this way yeah there
you go
I should heal up you never know
solid had a grave lorded big mushroom down that ladder and he didn't know what
just jumped in. May survive, right? Yeah, there's a lot of, uh, hate the dark sorcerers.
I'm gonna have to rush this dark sorcerer, and there's a ghost in the way.
And then I'm gonna get stunlocked into shotgun, because of the fucking ghost.
Oh.
Who's running?
Hello?
Yeah, I'm hand-axis to go with it plus 10.
Oh, it's another dark.
I could have.
I could have gotten Nuke there.
I should have checked what was to my right.
Who could have never stopped running?
True.
Oh!
Oh!
No, yeah, head back to the plus turn, and then you have some investment in the end.
It's really good, actually, but it's nice.
It hurts.
Ewww.
Oh, yeah, I'm over here now, alright.
How did Sherry run?
Went?
I went really good.
That was so fun.
Awwwww
I'm clearing all of Pain and World before I lose the items because I have a weapon that is pretty good.
So that's why.
Oh yeah, there is one still. Holy shit.
Base egg.
Okay, we got to kill the enemies there now and on top of the bridge probably kill that guy or I'm gonna regret it eventually
This is where Dino lost his run, right?
Right on this bridge, he got cornered by two enemies, because he got comfy.
He didn't kill the enemies and I think he rushed instead, you gotta kill them.
Sometimes you just wanna like, run and not kill the enemies but that's when shit hits
the fam.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
I want to kill the ghost so I don't get stunglocked and then he hits me.
If this is the run we want to form an apology to Handaxe, yeah, that's fair.
But I rated it like when you start with it. Pyramencer has it as a starting weapon.
And then it's me a gas of Hell.
Okay, we've done this, I'm gonna... well, I could check what boss this is and then...
I'm really curious what boss this is actually.
I don't see anything.
And I know it's not Nido.
I don't remember.
I recognize that.
I don't remember.
When you kill this boss, does this foggate actually disappear?
does right for yeah asylum demon oh no I got soul of madness
All right, we're gonna kill the rat up there now, and then we are going to
Loot the painted world everything except the annex area
This could break happen no it hasn't
Started to get a headache oh
Ugh!
Ba ba dow, ba baow, ba da ba da ba da, ba da ba da.
Dude, if this rat pushes me off the ledge here...
Agro please. Agro! Agro! Agro! Agro! Agro!
Agro, this rat could fuck me up.
Agro, Agro please.
How many hours did it take?
22, 26?
Uh, I don't remember.
Yeah, I'm afraid.
I'm scared it would have pushed me off.
Yeah hard times, I'm fucking poor dude.
Oh yeah, we need to go up there.
Oh, I don't want to.
Oh, I hate going up here.
That's why we gotta do it! You gotta get out of your comfort zone!
Let's gooooo!
What the f- Oh, he's a bird. Oh, okay. Okay.
Fuck it, I'm looting this.
And I'm never coming back.
Okay, I gotta loot that, I guess.
Rat?
Oh, okay. Well, that's chill.
Standard helm.
Standard.
Okay.
We should go back to the beginning and just loot now.
Quickest way back will be to go down here.
And go through there
What you can't do that
Of course that will I'll never forget yaki mo
Yeah, Kimo hold on
Or is that from annex key you get there yeah, it is right oh
Oh man by not having the annex key you definitely miss quite a few items, but hey, whatever
And I forgot to chop this one no matter ah yes
That's just the body
Oh yeah, show the rando settings? Yeah, they're like this here and here.
Who was the boss? Uh, asylum demon. Not the hardest.
oh yeah this is an item another fire keeper so we take those sure armor of
the sun prace it prace it
easy as difficulty right
Ah, that's choked.
No, I'm just getting very tired, Oxydice, from the Wings for Life event now.
Ah, give me the Heater Shield there.
Let's go down here.
Well, let me get into the dog walk.
I hear someone running like a dark brave or something.
I don't like it.
I'm just running in the 90s.
OHHHHHHHHH! The first one! Wooo!
Fuck yeah, alright. One out of four.
Even before I get another one, dude.
Oh hey! Interesting, okay.
Right, uh, let's see. There's an item when you drop here, I'm pretty sure.
Uh, let's loot the bridge.
Yeah, if I recall, there's an item when you drop down there.
If my memory serves me correct, you go here, and then you drop over here, or is it over
here?
I don't know, it's over there.
Okay, there might not be an item here.
Yeah, no, there is.
My memory, okay.
Trust yourself.
Remember who you are.
Oh thanks Inky thank you I'm in pain my groin hurts like crazy from the run.
my left groin. Too much info? Don't care.
I don't think there's any item there on the bridge there, so we go to the courtyard now
and we loot those and then we go sewers.
Not that thick.
There's a lot of items here.
Warpink is pretty basic.
I like it.
I mean it's fine un-upgraded plus it must be pretty godlike.
Oh yeah I forgot I led to the Colosseum you're right yeah.
Don't want to look that before.
Gotta remember to grab that. There's an item behind this wall here.
Why couldn't it be the broken pendant?
That item is just from an enemy I've killed, so it's not gonna be anything important.
Okay, we go down...
Well, before I forget, I should grab that item, or I'm gonna forget about it.
Oh, yeah, you're right! There's an item behind the bush, like over here or some shit, right?
Yeah! You're right. Ooh!
Hey, thanks.
Floor and Thee Ring is insane.
Have to re-upgrade your weapon every time? Yes. Yeah.
Yeah, we found one Lord Soul in Pain and World, yeah.
Wait, can I even get to this? Or is it from...
Is it from... Wait, how? Yeah, no, I... No.
I think you need the Enix key to get this item.
Or is it the end you do okay, yeah, ah well we'll go sewers then
That's also the annex key. Yeah, there's so many items behind the annex key
Yeah, there is a jump you can do I remember but we don't do any skips
No skips, no cutouts, no glitches, no weapon toggling.
No funnel out, exactly.
Oh shit, there actually is an enemy I haven't killed here.
Uh, it should be left and then left again.
And then right.
Yeah.
Up here. Yeah, yeah, this guy
This guy should drop an item I believe
Take a few hits to kill
Okay, he didn't
Why do I hear dragon ass? Oh, it's this guy. Why do I hear dragon ass?
Alright, let's see. Let's go back to the beginning over here. This is where I drop in, okay.
Trying to remember all the items here. Let's check left side first. To the right you get
up there's nothing there so let's go straight forward into the left there's
an item okay then we go this way this way that takes me back there so we go
this way I think that might be the only item there and that is most things
looted without having the annex key let me double triple quadruple check on this side here yeah
yeah there's nothing yeah yeah all the hidden walls are open all right I think we can leave the
the pain of the world and uh...
yeah
where the fuck is my dlc pendant
all right this is an item yeah it is
don't give me rings please
have a big great hollow? No...
so yeah I think we have looted everything
that doesn't have to do with the Enix key
fairly certain
uh... these are drops you see they're just drops from enemies i've killed so
is this DLC? no, it's a hidden area
in the Dark Souls 1
You do need to quit out for Jeremiah drop, but I don't think he can be a key item anyways.
There's a body that spawns here if you reload your character after you killed Jeremiah,
but I don't think he can be anything.
He can have anything.
I don't believe so.
Also, if I...
He cannot.
them fuck it I'm out of here wait doesn't this take me back to okay yeah
good that's fine
yes black knight sword maybe so basically the one thing we're looking for
now except for Lord Souls is obviously the uh the broken pendant so we can access the DLC
and I can't fucking find it anywhere is it was it guaranteed to be behind the yellow doors
yeah it's guaranteed to be behind the yellow doors so
uh fuck yeah that means it's either in Tomb of the Giants
uh oh yeah entering DLC with our lord vessel is a softlock oh it's either in
Tomb of the Giants or it's in bed of chaos but I don't have the lava ring I
could sacrifice 30 humanity though and try to find it that way oh I don't want
to go hey you yeah I did get the
prison key we could go and check it
I hate this guy
What the fuck? It's Gravelord, eh? Help!
an old account he just made it so he can farm you do you like getting farm chat
don't believe it I thought you were better than this
oh fuck okay let's go this way
our chat if his account is on 2016 it's hacked obviously it's literally a hacked
account otherwise it makes no sense oh and if it's not a hacked account it's
Let us all to count true very true. Yeah
Very very true
Thank you, Danky. Molds, BIP, Danky.
I dreaded the area I might go to.
You know what we should do?
I'm out of large titanite!
Okay, there is a very cheap large titanite shop somewhere.
I think it was Giant Blacksmith.
Pretty sure it's Giant Blacksmith.
Fuck.
Chat, that's literally a four minute old account.
It says possible band-navator.
You know what it says that?
What is a brand new account, farming?
Yeah, it doesn't say that for you.
says for me in the modes. It's a one minute alt account, yeah. Benny Vader.
You only have two choices right now. Visit the good old tomb of the giants. Option two
to his car field champ
i could also go boy town you know
or we could
get to move the giants out of the way
to move the giants is like the biggest
run killer
i would i would actually say is the biggest run killer
Yeah, a large totemite. They're pretty expensive, but... sorry.
You activated your proxy's lip? Oh, what the fuck?
Thank you, shivering, thanks to A. Thank you, the Vommel sells in for 100 but I'm not going
there.
Fuck that.
There we go, we got him back.
You can just warp to Devon was bonfire though. Yeah, I could have if I actually arrested at it, but I never did because I
Didn't have the Lord vessel. Oh
Yeah, I can make this a crystal handaxe holy
That is fucking crazy
Yeah, you can walk in from the bottom. Yeah, that's a four minute old account again fuck
220? Oh wait, I have Warpik. Yeah, dude. Crystal Warpik.
Wait, it only gets 22, their ability then? That's not fucking worth it. I thought it
would have like 40. 22? That's nothing. Now you know where I'm going? I think I'm going
to new london or something I don't want to do too with a giant you don't see time is
that easy. I don't think it was worth making this crystal. Wait, can you- you can downgrade
again, can't you? I'm gonna downgrade it again. Oh, not crystal! Oh, fuck it, I'm going too
with the Giants. Time to throw. I mean, Leppa hasn't done Tomb of the Giants in his run,
so allow me to do it, okay? Allow me to do it. Go long chat, because this is where this
run fucking- actually, we're not going there yet. I forgot a thing. I forgot a thing, chat,
I could just jump down here, but I don't trust it
Minus wonder ability. Yeah, painfully true
I don't want to go to tube of the Giants.
I'm used to speed riding through a tomb of the Giants, not carefully walking and, uh,
ffff.
I'm going to go buff from a quick hold.
Oh, it hurts.
Oh, it hurts.
Thanks, Wayne.
Actually, I had a pizza slice.
I needed it, you know?
I needed it.
I needed it, you know, I needed it
I'm going to with the Giants. Let's throw
Let by some light magnet and skull out there for two of the Giants at merchants I
Think you're trying to one guy. Is that true now you're trying to one guy, I think
There's no way he does there's no way that would be like
like a nigh yeah it's true cow it's flushed
that's another another three minute old account or it's lepa's alt this is
crazy also what do you mean let by is like 20 plus hours into his run and he
hasn't done to him with the Giants yet hello that's crazy what do you mean no
would install it no no don't listen to him they're just trying to one guy you
for what's to come
if I weapon breaks I'll use my fists actually that's not how it works see I
I still have 21 durability man, it's all good.
What?
Oh.
Who's the effigy shield?
Dude, you can't-
time to throw polka champ
I really don't need to kill this guy
I'm just using the ability now
what's the durability?
Twenty!
Monka Umiaga, dude.
Ah, fuck I forgot about this guy.
He should fall though.
Please just...
Cool.
I think he actually died this time, not like last time.
to
to do
to do
I we got a yellow this
bottom
to do
Oh, you're down there, right?
Okay, yeah, it's not a red one, though, so it's not the end of the world.
I should have bought more black fire bombs, and, yep, yeah, I definitely should have.
Well, I still can, though. You can teleport to the bonfire here.
Wait, you can, right? Yeah, tune with the Giants. Yeah.
True though, I should grab Vamos.
Or should I?
Yeah, yeah, I should.
Slicing everything here.
I'll play up
You'll spoil my focus
Okay chill man
Ah, we could upgrade the Crystal Warp, thank you.
Quiet and alive.
You need to rest for this.
I don't recall.
Upgrading Restores is through ability, yeah.
Dude, that ghost is gonna follow me to infinity and beyond, just murder her.
You know, what up, game, bro?
Yeah, these ones always need to rest.
I don't remember if they like fixed it in the remaster or whatever.
Now we're gonna watch the Garfin, but maybe at the end of the stream just to calm things down.
Actually, I don't know if that's gonna calm me down, but I'm kinda locked into this now.
So, I don't wanna have like a fucking break or... or uh...
So I lose focus.
Just spoil my focus.
See, normally I would just sprint forward, jump, and then just keep on sprinting, and it's fine.
And this place is not scary at all.
Now that I have to do this shit casually, it's so fucking scary.
Hey, you.
Isn't it only this item, or whatever?
I think so.
No it is and like actually terrifying. Is there an enemy over there? I don't remember.
Ah fuck it whatever I'm gonna full send it. Oh I hear that. Boy. Yeah there's an item here okay.
Chris key that's a required item to finish this very good okay was Lepa
looking for that one I think was a knee yeah you need this item to fight
Calamity or wherever is there yeah Lepa needed this item Lepa you know where to
go for it
Calamete's dead? Like the arena? Calamete?
I hear something running, I don't like it. Okay, fuck it, let's go.
Okay, I got Eggman over here.
I'm gonna go around here.
It's so awkward doing this the regular way. I don't know where it is
Hello
I have to make this so dark Miyazaki I
Found Chris Kiezer day. Okay, never mind here you go to the right to get an item
Yes
Holy rigged!
Ah, damn.
That, that, listen, strange coincidence, okay?
Strange coincidence.
Uh, yeah.
Okay, suddenly I feel all better about this.
that's fucking epic though that is so
hecking epic
hey hey kill ya it takes you to 38 thank
you explain I'm a deus noob well I mean
the item I just found look at this it's
a lantern so I can see where I'm going
normally it's like this and I found it
here in the dark it's it's like out of
all the items I could have found I found
this so pretty rigged but not really
let's see here now then so what we
should do is we should try to loot this
stuff which obviously you have to drop
down here for some items and you also have to go here wait where is this lead
what where am I I'm already lost
What are you where are you trying to bait me dude I forget here
That's a black knight or a silver knight I think.
dark wraith yeah
Um, we should clear everything and then try to loot it all.
It's quite a few enemies here.
What was that sound?
Pinwheel!
Yeah, it's pinwheel. Fuck!
Why? Why is pinwheel here? What is he doing here?
Hello there. What the hell is pinwheel doing here?
Mr.
Mr. Pym?
Oh when Salad gets here he's gonna have like three dragon asses here.
You know it's true brother, unfortunately very unfortunate.
You will slide. Slide, you conquer the DS2 Rando.
Leppa will have three hollows here, yeah.
I don't think I should go here now.
I'm trying to get rid of those enemies. I don't know where they dropped
Hello, oh there you are
Oh, that explains it.
Oh, you fell!
Yes!
Sick.
Slug monster right now I'm behind here okay okay we should go back
back and get to the pyramid, their ability. It's alright, my team, it's fine. There is
a black knight. Is he over here? No, it's either above me or below me. That's above,
below. This patch is tough on random, yeah but I killed him. Let's see, it's over here
I think. Should be an enemy here that is actually a black knight. Hopefully he won't
drop anything that covers my.. oh no.. nooooooooooooo..
Dude, I can't even like, throw.. because if I do, I'm gonna step forward and..
Oh, that's a bit annoying. You know what? Maybe I could get him to die if I walk above him.
I hear a megasoy in the other room like incredible soy.
I see him.
I know.
Can you drop down brother?
Fall down?
Hello?
Did he die?
Hello?
Can a black knight even drop a key in this rando?
Yep.
I've actually had this guy drop Lord Vessel in randos before.
Oh, that's a bit annoying though.
18 black fire bombs.
I mean I see him but he's so far away.
What? I didn't even deal any damage.
Okay.
No damage.
Ahhhh!
How? That's right on me!
It's so over.
Ah.
I should have bought more bombs, yeah.
I'm trying to hit his arm.
We're gonna swoop you off of this hitbox, well if he does, I guess it was meant to
be.
I need to get past this guy potentially and yeah
Fucking hell
That is terrifying, it is terrifying.
We might need to come back for him I guess.
Fuck.
I still want- well let's get to the pyramid.
Who knows, maybe he'll just randomly walk down.
Good happen.
Maybe?
Oh, hi
Trying to remember the items here so down here there's a shitload of enemies
But they don't seem that dangerous though, that's a that's not a vagrant they seem like a lot of hollows
Hey, you.
Hi.
Night launch an arrow and my life is yours Wow
Who was it that had black fire bombs and over call
Was it on in merchants I feel like it was on in merchants
Yeah, I'm in Merchant, yeah.
Okay, there's those guys dead.
I leapt into your room right here.
We have cleared most things here at this point.
We could loot everything except a Bridge Guide too.
Oh yeah, Bridge Guide too.
Or maybe it was a...
Uh...
No.
We haven't. Never mind. Never mind. We have knots. We have knots.
There is the room where you drop, or you don't have to drop in. You could also do...
Oh, I don't like that. Okay.
The Patches Pit, yeah.
We gotta clear that one. And I think there's some enemies up here.
I haven't done this in so long. I think this just takes me back to the beginning, yeah.
There is an item here. German guy running 600km on his last 10k.
Fuckin' A. Yeah, it's mental.
It's an item there too.
Okay, look, the pip is the last area.
And then obviously we have past the golden gates and loots
Where is the secret wall here, I should know but I don't
Is it here oh
Don't like that no no no
Oh, and it's super tanky too.
I'm afraid he's gonna like shoot his homing attack
16 out of 22.
Boy, where are you?
I think, isn't it?
Why are the NPCs not here?
Or have I just missed them constantly?
Weird.
Oh, I killed Seeth, right.
Okay, what we do now is we just loot everything.
Because I believe pretty much everything is dead.
So we loot and hope we won't find a DLC item or we can find other key items.
Like that! Ooh! I can do four kings now!
I have the uh... the ring.
OHHHHHHHHH!
Let's go!
Tomb of the Giant is where it's at, man!
of
of
of
Oh, it's fun. Good. This is why you kill everything before you loot.
Never doubt the white skeleton PLS again, Lilunk.
Uh, there I guess.
Alright, what was that? I don't like that swinging noise. Just go.
What was that swinging noise?
I didn't see any enemy that does a slash.
I'm at 14 out of 26 yeah, but the best part is we're actually finding we found quite a
few key items now. No, Leppa is looking for three key items still. Should I use Pyromancy
level 1 deus want to just melee pyromancy is really strong disgusting
was the Lord Vessel? Uh, in, uh, Sith's room.
fucking yikes that is me a guy yikes
bone out no I've already killed all the enemies now we got to go loots all except the black
night now I can't fucking see shit though we got to get in here and then we
got to loot these items why am I getting like poisoned or something oh
okay yeah we take that sure
You got anything important here, huh?
Okay, I have like my great accent in the black town shop, yeah, Shiva shop.
Okay, that's this part done.
Now we go around, and we loot the next part.
Where am I?
Oh yeah, here.
Oh wait, this way.
Uh, that's where you come down, that's where Patches is, so we gotta hug the right wall.
Will I fall?
Well, hopefully not.
surely right can't this guy just fall down that'd be so nice
you did you build titanically a gohori holy that wasn't taken forever
Right, so there's an item over there, uh, don't quite recall how to get there, oh this
This sucks not having a fucking lantern.
Okay.
Then there's an item down in the caves.
That item I can't get because it's guarded by a dude.
Pretty sure it's down here.
Yeah, it can't go there, but there's an item over...
Okay, it's one more floor down, alright.
Uh...
Uh...
Am I in the right place? I don't know.
Uh...
Where's the fucking item? I know there's an item in a cave here.
cave here and I can't find them cave where is it where's the cave it should be
when you go down and through there yeah I'm only disclosing this because my
payment never arrived LR promised me banana pizza if I made this God seed
for him I hope you fall off this ledge right where's the item it's not here I
I- I-
Ugh...
Cause I went through...
Yeah, I went through this opening
And then I thought it was...
Straight ahead
But no, it's gotta be there and it's under there
So it's over here
And then you have the platform where that golden item is
Yeah
Which is over here
And then I could have sworn it was it's here
I don't see it and I'm terrified because of it I was death
There should be a cave here
There should be a cave here I'm getting bamboozled
Oh did I already grab it?
I don't think so I don't think I did
it's one level down right there's another level down okay
up we're sewing this fucking hell that's death oh yeah here it is yeah yeah I
forgot about this part yes now it should be pretty much in front of me there it
Yes, that's what I was looking for
Okay, let's see if we can do this speedrun jump up there
Wait, where am I?
It's a speedrun jump up here. It's very easy.
Cool. Um...
That should be it. I don't think there's any more items except for, you know,
um...
Oh.
where the guard is guarding the dude yeah now I'm trying to remember so yeah
obviously you can go here and just drop I've actually lost speed runs to this and
And I've seen Hobluse no hit runs to this drop.
Wait, item?
Huh?
Item.
Chassis item.
What item is that?
Ah, I can't fucking see shit.
Fuck, yeah.
You- I'm pretty sure you can drop straight forward.
I'm pretty sure you can listen listen
Okay, uh, I think so.
Oh, yeah, I was thinking of silver pendant to maybe cast some light.
I doubt it, though.
That's worth a shot.
Okay, you.
Not really.
Is it the Black Knight item?
I don't think it is.
Or is it?
Maybe it is.
Let's not get stunglocked by it.
just uh I don't think it is chat I don't believe it hold up if you go
backwards now how does this look
There's a ladder where you climb through a square hole, I remember this.
But that item I saw, I'm getting a bit stone locked by it.
There's the ladder.
Where is that item I saw?
Wait, it's right up there.
Is it an actual item or is it dropped by an enemy?
No, that looks like an actual item.
What?
Wait, how do you get this?
That is an actual item, yeah.
oookay, it's through here
yeah, and then you... uh, from there
let me just see how you do this without getting the speedruns skip, I don't remember
this... now I am...
where am I now? actually, I don't know
I don't know where I am
I think you just hugged this though, I'm pretty sure
this area fucking blows oh and that's where this item is okay I see so from
that item if you just want to play it safe and you you also need to pick up
that item there you literally just hug the right here
Okay, well, that's fine if you fall there, isn't it?
Or?
Shit, where am I now?
Uh...
In the moment you see the ladder, you know you're in good hands.
I think it's right in front of me.
It's this hole.
Yeah.
Okay.
This is good.
This is good, man.
Good man.
Can I know when to upgrade this weapon?
Because we gotta clear this room coming up and there's a shit load of enemies.
Well, we're gonna watch a bit of Garfield like in the end of Ström.
I know about him, Dreamfuel. Yeah.
I'm a car.
Oof.
Time to shit.
my backstab my backstab
Yeah, but why are you trolling?
Unboxy, you see?
Yeah, I would like to upgrade the weapon, but then I have to run through Tomb again.
And maybe I'll find, like, Crystal Howard or some shit in the Tomb of the Giants.
Can I go back to the Blacksmith without resting?
I- uh, yeah.
I actually can, yeah.
I could backtrack all the way back to Vamos.
Well, I can only plus five this weapon from that though.
It's not worth it, let's just go.
These enemies right now seem pretty easy.
Okay.
Two of them?
Why?
What the fuck what is this space time hollow dude?
I have shield that I can't use, yeah.
I think Michael Zaki ever came to watch LHS or any Lads channel.
There's only one guy who's...
One streamer who's been acknowledged by me as Zaki, and it...
You can guess who it is. Yeah
And Amy it's not me it's hob. Yeah
The god gamer the hobgamer
Oh fuck
Yeah, maybe they respawn because of the skeleton base.
I actually don't know.
They might.
There's like four items in that room too.
I'm waiting for them to de-aggro, Zeith.
Strat
Fuck me steel armor why?
Michael Zaki, please
All right, I'm gonna full send it
okay better I got the buckler full send it full send it oh monkey monkey that's
dangerous monkey big-time dangerous okay
there's an item in there I really want to grab
Fucking dog, go away.
I'm dead.
I'm dead. I can't move.
I'm dead.
Do not lick that skin as a dog down!
Oh my fucking heart!
I'm dead again.
I'm dead again!
I'm dead again!
I'm fucking stunned in the ass!
Okay, just- just- just- just- just- if you can, use a homeward bone, okay?
Use a fucking homeward bone.
Move dog- move rat!
okay okay get me out of there cool there's still like two items in that
room but there were all the where the enemies are shit sucks I was trying to
grab it when I dropped down again but it's too many enemies
God damn.
Oh, that was awful.
The fact that I somehow managed to not get stung by the monkey in the corner.
Had he done his arm flail attack, I would have died.
It would have been completely over.
we should loot something a bit more uh a bit more chill like the undead bird the
thing is oh wait if I don't find the item there it means it's where bed of
chaos is but I need a lava ring or new oh wait I can do new lawn bill clock
maybe we just go to new lawn though instead
if anything but a hollow drop behind me would have been dead dude that skeleton
dog was getting blocked yeah
Oh, that's scary, whoops.
Oh.
and
Nice!
Very good.
Thank you.
We could go New Londo instead Wait, but New Londo is not a Golden Foggate, though.
We need to go to bed of Chaos.
I want this fucking DOZ item.
Where is it?
I haven't killed Nido, the Hydra is dead though, but I haven't killed Nido.
I feel sick after that tomb of the Giants.
Sick I tell you.
Oh Chaz, our day's cool.
It was Wings for Life Day today.
Now we're just, yeah, we're trying to...
Well, we won't finish his Rendo today.
Lepa has been stuck on 22 bosses for like two streams or something.
Because he can't find the key items.
So, I mean, the Rendo can go on for a long while.
It all depends on how lucky you are with finding the key items.
Like, my PB, I was one key item away from having access to everything.
And I searched for hours. I never found it and then I died.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Wait, where am I going? You got a sacrifice.
I completely forgot to give the humanities.
I did 17.3k today, Guns.
I was very happy with it.
Uh, 30.
How do you know DLC items behind a Golden Gate?
Uh, because without the Lord Vessel, you could get softlocked into DLC.
So that's why
So it's guaranteed to be behind the Golden Gates
Yeah, so it could yeah, it could definitely be where I'm heading now
Well, I gotta posture up, but I'm zoning out chat.
After that fucking Tomb of the Giants, I feel like I aged five years.
I'm not alive tomorrow, and on Tuesday we're actually doing a directive 80-20.
It's the new dark pictures game, you know when it's like a movie game
We make choices and characters die not in my play through the olive
That that comes out on Tuesday, and then the rando continues on Wednesday assuming I don't throw this rando this stream
Yeah, it's movie night on Tuesday
Last time I got banned on Twitch was when I was playing one of those games, TrueSide,
yeah.
Yeah, you said one of the characters in-game deserved to die, and then your channel got
terminated.
Yeah, that was epic.
of
no I've never been banned on Twitch
I have a dirty wood up, a wood up Garfield.
I wonder how far back I can pull him because I kind of don't want to fight him on this bridge.
Is my back hurt? No, it's my groin after the run.
Stagger?
Stagger?
Oh, it's not a one hit stagger.
dude oh my god fuck me sit still I thank you okay
Fuckin' A-man!
Yeah, yeah, Neon. Yeah, it's because like I did Wings for Life today, but I haven't ran in over a week because of sickness.
So it was...
It hasn't hurt in a while.
But when I've been sick, I haven't done anything. No strength, no stretching or nothing.
So yeah, it took a beating today.
We did. Holy shit, we're in bed of chaos. What up?
Well, not yet. Let's see.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this
He's almost dead we're good
We're chilling hard.
Put out my weapon.
Yeah, it's plus 10.
Yeah.
I think we go for the boss first and then and then we got a bone out and then clear this
area and loot it. That's what we gotta do I think. Dragon ass, why? Should I do a
a boss fight when I'm this groggy yeah oh fuck it's it's it's him it's him and
him
who do we have here I feel like it's Calamity to be honest last time I was
was always even smo now it is gargoyles
God, you're so lucky it's insane.
Calamity is going to be in Kaffir Arena at this pace.
That's not the DLC item.
The floor doesn't break here.
at least I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
I'm fairly certain it doesn't.
I've ran here before and it never did, so.
Yeah, Gwyn is dead.
He is.
Gwyn was in sense fortress for me.
Hey, you.
No, but I've done this before I'm fairly certain it doesn't break like I'm I'm I'm pretty
positive it doesn't it would have broken already now I'm scared no but I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm
I'm a certain, yeah.
We're good.
We're good, alright.
We're back, okay?
Well, I guess we gotta clear that area now.
Back to Daughter of Chaos and clear it.
If a bit of chaos is the boss here does it act as normal?
Is the arena still not break?
That's a good question, I'm fairly certain it would break though.
I've seen it from software leaks, uh, the pirate thing?
Yeah, but wasn't it like a 4-chan rumor?
I don't know if I trust it.
It sounds really good though.
It does.
But it's- it's too good.
No, it's surely not Zeith.
I haven't watched Garf today yet, I was pretty locked in on this run, it's going pretty well.
I'll play Black Flag. I haven't decided. I wasn't like super impressed.
when I saw the showcase it's peak I mean I might try it
response. Yeah, we do this area and then we might pause the run. I am fucking cooked.
I'm trying to forward release 10 years ago today. Damn, that game looks amazing too.
That's crazy.
I feel like I'm about to throw if I keep going, but we'll try to do this area.
come on please throw the tears will be delicious there's no tears if I throw I'm
still not even close to my PB my PB was 22 balls as in and I needed one item to
win I'm still far far away from it at least I think I needed one item it was
one Lord soul wasn't it and it was in upper blight town on that it was an
upper blight town I think. This is all bosses.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go!
We have two Lord Souls and we can do the whole of new launder ruins
That's actually peak
Like the boss fight every item there. That's so good
Fuck I forgot about you
I'm just gonna do this
Have you heard jacksepticeye's raising a blubber movie? Yeah, I heard I heard I
I can melee him here, but I'm legit too lazy to do it
I'm too lazy to hold forward on a controller and press a button
You know, it's fucking bad then. Okay, I did it. I'm not lazy anymore
Me me me
All right, he's dead
I shouldn't say too lazy I should say too tired
Bonk.
Bonk.
Bonk.
Bonk.
So basically what we're doing now is we're clearing all the enemies in this area. There's actually not that many.
And then we are looting this whole city and
And seeing if we can find the DLC items so we can access the DLC.
That's the uh... how's the plan?
How's the plan?
I'm not stopping streaming, I meant too lazy to walk forward and melee the giant.
So I was just throwing fireballs.
Oh, the one-shot counter hit!
So sick.
I can feel the energy, yeah, I know, right?
Okay, fucking lock in.
He is here.
It's him.
Okay.
Okay, Kirk, you're gonna invade?
the boss is dead he's not going to mate is he
my wife and I are in Stockholm and saw the runners over by the museum pretty
cool yeah let's go
I hope you guys enjoy Stockholm this is an old town it's really cool
We're cozy
Okay, don't loot anything else about to loot dude. I'm hardcore zoning. Uh, don't loot. There's still one a few more enemies to kill
I used to be really scared of these guys, but after you realize the moves they do, they're
not really not that bad.
They're only bad if when they hit you through walls and push you around.
Like getting them in the gargoyle church is me a ass of hell.
No!
Brother, shut up.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
All the centipede we can leave alive.
Oh yeah, if we do not find the DLC item here, it's in the lava, and then we need to find the lava ring.
And the lava ring could be in the Great Hollow or Ash Lake.
I'm so curious where this DLC item is man.
This is the latest I've found it in a run I think.
Could Lava Ring be the DLC?
And DLC item being Lava?
No, that would be softlock you.
How do you not have lizard please?
What the hell is lizard please?
Is there even any items over that way?
I don't think so.
I don't believe there is.
Yeah, it could be a new long though.
It could definitely be a new long though.
Faith and will this loot at it except the addicts area?
I'm just trying to remember.
I don't think there's any item over there.
I don't believe so.
The items are over here.
Yes, Connell?
I think there was like one. Well, I mean, we'll kill him. Let's not be lazy here.
Have I got Avalon chests? No. I only loot that if I absolutely need to.
time is there, yeah we'll get it, we'll bang okay, bonk
Did uh, this finishes run?
I don't think so.
There's no items here.
is there she did blindfolded well with
quit outs with quit outs is possible
jump into the lava, or we jump on my nuts, committer.
Like I lost all respect for this, does the gamer ever find out that he quits out?
No, I didn't. What's up?
That would be insane.
Do what you do whatever the fuck they want to.
This is no tournament, no competition, no rules.
Just individual rules.
We're all just poking good fun, and that's what I get for doing it.
Yeah, in the lava area, yeah, oh yeah, shit.
I forgot about the collapsed part, you're right, yeah, I gotta go down the collapsed
part.
Except for Lepa's invalid run.
To be fair, I don't think Lepa is doing anything that the council would deem invalid.
I don't think he is.
He's just a Finnish god gamer.
Have you considered that it's in the Avalon chest again?
Oh, yeah, last run I had the DLC item in the Avalon chest.
Oh, well, we're gonna find out if this run dies, we're gonna check the cheat sheet and
see where it was.
Remember you were in Valid Elden Ring Run?
We haven't.
Yeah, do you remember my valid Elden Ring run?
No? Yeah, of course.
All of you have fucking selective thinking here.
I only remember that part!
Because I want to, alright?
Yes, giga-shot.
Ohhhh.
That was the first one in Valid, well I Darksigned out of the Eldenbeast fight.
Which is, wasn't even illegal, you were allowed to do that.
You know what I did?
I redid the run and I didn't do any Homeward, Bowen or Darksign or one of the fuck you do in that game, I don't remember.
But Chad doesn't want to remember that one.
They only want to remember the dark side situation.
Ugh.
Memory of grace right now.
Uh, yeah, we gotta do this area right here.
I actually think that that sounds extremely aga ass salad
Yeah, it should be darkened, but for some reason it wasn't.
According to the council.
Am I attached?
No, I'm fucking dead inside.
Wow you think you're so fucking cool. Oh I hate you. I hate these guys.
Let's see there's a few items down here we gotta grab.
They're rolling attack of this is very good, but can't use it.
I think that's pretty much all the enemies, uh, we can loot this.
Let's see if there's any key item here, come on, DLC item, baby.
Oh, no!
Oh, why couldn't the Crystal Halberd be the second one?
I mean, to be honest, the Uchi Gatana plus 10 is base though.
It's really good.
But Crystal Halliburton is legit one of the best in the game.
Anyways, there's another chest area, and then there's an area where you walk up the stairs.
I was not the stairs, but the chest there is here to the right.
Do you believe that?
Oh.
Tank is missing, it's 55 trillion and 137, Vigilomic's happy here. Thank you guys.
Ahh, this way.
Straight ahead, then we get to the other stairway that leads to one more item.
I don't remember that cuddle what I need right now while I need it still two souls I need
some wait in terms of keys I actually have but I need key to the depths a fuck off that's
That's the third Guardian Tail! There's only two in the game!
Sigh...
I don't even know what could happen.
Is there three? Oh yeah, there's three! Yeah, there is!
Awwww...
Because it's a double fight the second time you go back, and they both have tails, so in total...
I've had all three Guardian Tails now, I think.
Which is good...
And bad
Oh, let's paint a garden
I gotta remember how to how to get up from here
Four million hours by the way, I think it's here into the right over there
Yeah, doesn't it take you up there and then you oh chat I have no idea right does this
work oh no it's over here yeah here it is.
Can you fall down in the hole and turn off the death box?
He's the rest of my life.
What?
Nothing?
I'm not sure I am a knower of this.
oh it's the centipede I'm hearing and the drip is pretty good
that's true the thing is the DLC item cannot be a new lando which very scares
me if I don't find the DLC item here it could be the chest in the prison in
Duke's archives but if it's not there either it could be the Avalon chest again
But if it's not there, it could be that I need to do New Long Ruins, or Upper Bly Town, or Great Hollow, or Ash Lake to find the Lava Ring, and then use the Lava Ring to loot the Lava items, and that's where the DLC items is.
because the DLC items is the DLC broken pendant is guaranteed to be behind a
yellow wall and this is the last yellow wall I'm searching
let's see I haven't looted this is there another item I haven't looted I need
oh could drop it also there is there is two more items in Tomb of the Giants
Well, I guess three
No, I'm just saying it's very unlucky if it comes to that that I need the lava ring
Before getting it, but it can happen
Did I grab this stuff dude, I'm zoning out I forget what items I've got
Isn't yeah, I got that item I
I think we are fine. I think we got everything here now. I have the tail again
yeah
I'm just going through my head if there's an item I missed somewhere I don't
I don't think so I got those two I got those down there I got the chest
And that's basically it. Yeah
Yeah, you got to finish that first ready in I
Think we're done here
I'm gonna tell us if I completed deus one. I'm not sure a lot
12, yeah, true.
Did I loot outside Centipedeven area?
Oh, is Ilya, is there a loot under the roof there?
Is there?
I actually don't remember.
No, I can only connect if you want.
can equip if you want. I haven't been to the sewers because I don't have the key
item for it you need key to the depths.
This random key item part isn't even fun. The random key item part is the
reason you lose your runs otherwise it will be way way way easier.
Like finding the Lord Vessel is humongous.
Yeah it's the whole reason you need to pick up items in the first place, yeah.
True.
Does Leppa have DLC doll?
Yeah, Lepa should have it. I don't think Lepa has the- Oh no, I think Lepa has the DLC.
Or, has he? Actually, I have no idea. He's at 22 bosses, he has 4 bosses left, one of them's Gwyn.
Wait, is there really an item down here?
Oh, you have the DLC, okay. Is there really an item down here?
I don't I don't think so. It doesn't seem like it feels one guy man of hell
hey you almost done recording our first song just want to share the joint
Thank you. Yo, Samuel. Let's go. Congrats. Enter to send the peterino. Okay.
Above near the bonfire.
Thank you, Zoodle. Thank you.
Oh, yeah, you're right. This one. Yeah, nice catch.
I take it back on a broadsword, you know what? That's infinitely better than what I had, so thanks.
Yeah, brabant, yeah dude.
Who do I have here then? Am I throwing my walking in and checking? Maybe. I don't even care.
I do care.
Oh, fuck, what if it's Calamity?
What, is this Seath?
I know, it's Priscilla.
It's actually very doable.
Haven't I had Priscilla today?
I feel like I have.
not today. Haven't I had Priscilla in this run? No. All the runs are just blending together,
that's why I think I have. Is this the run to start it with Mimic Helmet? I actually
have no idea. There was a last boss of the last round.
Ah.
I'm getting close to Ember Oddsward.
Nothing is a blur dude, especially now.
Mid rolling.
What's the damage?
160, 40.
Um.
Are you lawned out time?
Yeah.
I'm so dead, but let's go check it a bit.
I'm so tired chat, waste for life in the afternoon and finish animal well in the evening.
Yeah, I feel you.
Fucking, eh.
Animal well.
Yeah, that was the donkey game, right, with a bunch of puzzles.
Yeah, I'm playing some lotica 2 on the 14th. Yeah.
Did I finish the pizza? No, I've only had like two slices.
The only reason I don't want to go here is because I know the DLC item isn't
here but I mean it has to be done eventually anyway so yeah but we need
other key items
we get some pizza and only has two slices me because I didn't want chat to
wait too long otherwise I'd be sitting there in debarring the entire thing you
have to wait 30 minutes so I eat a little bit and then I eat after stream
you can watch Garfin in the meantime but I want to see Garf too dude
oh dude I shouldn't be here I am completely zoned out just just wait
just wait just wait it's easy it's easy man it's just paint a Guardians man
there's nothing man see nothing nothing just go in fix that water man yeah I'm
playing number 07 yeah
well we've got these for a reason
Yeah, Four Kings has no Golden Gate, so the DLC item won't be here, but I still need to do this area, anyways.
Oh, fuck off!
Oh...
Oh, and then there's some red...
Oh, yikes, that is...
Yeah.
It doesn't look good here. I gotta say. Got this exact dragon ass last week. Yeah. Can I aggro it?
Oi.
Oh, dude, I didn't hear him shoot at fucking cheater.
Okay, he's dead though.
Good.
Okay, we gotta stop.
Oh, dude, we gotta stop.
I will die.
No.
Uh.
I
It's probably fine, yeah
Oh hi
of
Oh, did he die?
Oh, nice.
Snip snip.
Don't like that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
Oh
Blackfire bombs are the greatest, man. They're too good.
Got a cap, bro? What the fuck was that? I don't like what that sound was. I don't like it at all.
Oh, he was you.
Okay.
Nice.
What the fuck is this?
What up, Nega DJ?
Is that a Necromanceria?
Any chain prisoner?
Yeah, there's one outside Gargoyle Church, but other than that, I think that's the only
one I've seen.
I could probably loot New Londo before any wasting I guess, or while before watching
some garf.
This is the scary part though.
But we took care of the enemies that were here so...
Oh, well, most of them.
When you actually finish this, will it reassure you about your gaming talents?
No, because I think the other randomizer was more difficult than this one.
This one is way more consistent.
I'm dead.
I'm gonna get karmaed for saying that now
Oh, he died dual boss is missing from his Reynolds per lane. That's what made the other random harder
just the fact that you could have fucking art or Torias or well madness and
Calamity at the same time was so fucked
you're just dead and so many runs would just die to Gargoyle Church over and
over and over and over and over because the duo fight was just too hard this one
doesn't do that so I think just for that reason alone I think this was easier
they made it crash twice as much yeah this is a way more solid than like
random experience this one
of
the
of
Yeah, you can make the runway harder, yeah.
make it use what you see next time you have to pick up and ride it when you see it I really
think that's a boring rule, so I never do it.
Yeah, it might be harder use what you see, but it's not as much strategy and choice making.
That's what makes this so fun.
Okay.
Sure.
Hey.
Heavy bolts for 50 each?
You know what?
It's not terrible.
It could come in handy.
Yeah.
Exactly, Yuki.
No, yeah.
It's the gamban between shit, do I loot or do I not?
Is it worth it?
Is it not?
I used what you see, it's like, yeah,
you just loot everything, that's it.
I think that's a Torres demon,
and I'm really scared he's gonna knock me off the ledge
when I walk out of this building.
Is he above me or where is he dude?
If he is around this corner and he hits me through the wall, I'm gonna get knocked back
and die.
Is he stuck on the fence up above?
I can't see.
Oh, nah, this is fucking terrifying.
This is-
Okay, we can fix the water.
That's huge.
Now it's not Ascary anymore.
Woohoo!
Second Lord's Soul?
Oh, I don't even remember where I found them.
Oh yeah, Tomb of the Giants, yeah, yeah.
Second one was in Tomb.
Oh, and the first one was in Painter World, yeah.
Alright.
Oh no, it's him.
Alright, we gotta kill all the rest of the enemies now.
Not super many.
And then we loot this area.
Go to Sleepman.
Let's try to finish this area.
There's not that much left.
I don't like this fucking shakiness, though, at all.
Hog?
the north vessel this run was in sips arena behind the uh you know
Oh yeah, the tombstone.
Am I finishing this one on Wednesday?
It all depends on if you find key items fast or not.
Leppa has been stuck on 22 bosses for like three streams, or two streams I think.
Because he can't find the last key items.
So, it all depends if you find them or not.
What are you on about? It's true! I've been in your stream! You've been stuck forever!
Oh wait, you got 22 today. Maybe I was one guy.
You killed a boss today? Oh.
How many did you kill today?
a boss singular yeah okay yeah so you were at 21 bosses before and I feel
like the stream before that you were at 20 because chat always updates me
chat always updates me how many bosses you're at and it's been two days and I
feel like I've heard it between 20 and 22 these last two days
you I mean it is like that that's not like it all depends on if you find the key
items or not if you don't find them like what are you gonna do you just got to
keep looting and eventually if you're unlucky you're gonna have to loot every
item of the entire game
Oh
Actually decent never show
You can't remember anymore your brain smash same dude same like every run just blends together. That's just how it is
Oh, what the fuck.
All the trees dead.
Yo, actually, I'm in Megazond out, was a running event today.
I uh, in my head there's like a monkey going boom boom boom, you know?
Oh
I
Do the stab oh
I have PTSD from that attack
Black Fire Bomb is 14 damage.
Oh my lord.
But it's all about being patient and just not getting greedy.
Yeah, okay after that I can definitely know you know I already know that but I'm just
cooked.
Yeah, it went really well, but I'm definitely feeling it now.
trying to loot new lawnarooins and then uh i'll probably anyways send a raid
who do we raid
holy fuck
hey you
Why is there a vagrant here you don't belong here demon
Ah, yeah
I
To be honest, I don't know if I should watch the Garfitti. I'm too fucking gone. I'm not gonna know what I'm looking at
There's no epic reactions that I'm known for
Oh my god
I
Tuesday's movie Nightmaster remember
To we got to get done with this area we have to get done with this fucking area
holy fuck dude they are not supposed what is that he did the quick whip attack
there's no way you're supposed to um then I'm bald I'm bald
Oh
Chain prisoner claims
I just miss it leppa yeah, I was chain prisoner dude. They are not supposed to deal that much damage. I swear that is not normal
That's crazy!
Let's see where the DLC item was.
Fuck, I'm so gone.
Was it in the lava?
I don't even remember where I see the chi-chi.
I'm still gonna stand firm that they are not supposed to be like they're not supposed to be that tanky and they're definitely not supposed to deal that much damage like there is no way there's no way they're supposed to deal that much it's not normal
It's not normal. It is not normal, a chain prisoner.
Anyways, uh, this is where the, um, let's see, what's it called?
Broke-in-pendence?
Crystal cave on a crystal.
Oh! It was the fucking-
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, you!
It was the fucking time, the slab! The blue slab!
So with two runs I've had, the DLC item has been Avalon Chest and the Blue Slab.
Like, yeah, cool. Well, fuck this render. I'm never coming back.
Gayslab, yeah.
Like, the two runs I've had the last four days, it's just this pendant, it's just CBT Deluxe.
Ugh. Where was the, um, let's see, um...
And this item along with this item along with the avalanche chest are the two last items
I loot in the entire game.
It would have been so...
Yeah, and the hollow tree item, yeah, those three items, because the hollow tree item
is sculpted as fuck.
Lava ring, right.
Where's it called?
Oh my god, I don't remember.
yeah it was a mercy kill because there is no fucking way I would have survived
walking to this or even getting to that point orange charred right thanks orange
charred ring Kazimuth the abyss in the DLC at the end of a thin ledge that's
fine
Lord soul
he's quitting because of gay slab homophobic confirmed
I knew it was you who said it too
Okay, this one we got to him with the Giants and then we had
Ash Lake in the hollow trunk. Okay, that's fine though
There was another one and then we had another one in you launder ruins. Oh
The roof of Ingrid's building. Yeah, I was there. Okay. That's cool. And then yeah, that was that four of them
Oh fuck I can't count paint a world. Yeah, so they weren't super bad
What about key to the depths?
What? It's called key to the depths, right?
Key to the seal. Wait, is it depth key? Depth?
Is it depth's key? Oh. No. What's depth's?
Depth's?
Depth's? Key to depth. Key to
depth.
I hear Ulyssil Township Mimic drop the key to the depths.
So a lot of my shit was locked behind the blue slab position.
Making op op SMH, I see you SMH.
Yeah, that was pretty cursed.
You want to kill all the enemies before you start looting cliche, especially like, you
You saw how fast they kill you, but it only happened because I got hit by a fucking quick
chain attack that scared the shit out of me, and I shouldn't have popped the humanity,
I should have just esthest.
But, to be honest, this run, seeing this, it was dead anyways.
This run was 100 million percent dead no matter what because of this shit, because I wouldn't
have looked at this item until like another 10 hours from now, or five maybe.
if I do I would have died anyways so because I don't remember how to walk
this walkway I have to practice it it was ogre unlucky what was in the Avalon
chests probably nothing important I guess oh I guess you can search for that
I'm maybe Avalon? Okay, no, never mind. I have a mind. Try it once. I'm gonna make it.
Like, Crystal Cave, which one is this? Oh, it's Seaths, right? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you
You can go from here, though.
There's my holobath, daaah.
I'm so tired of having these fucking DLC items and...
I think the thing is the DLC item opens up so much to loot and having the DLC item in
a position out of all the positions it could be in.
It's just, it's so mega ass.
should have quit out you know what what i should have done i should have quit out when
i got hit by him the first time and reset his position
dlc has like a fourth of the checks exactly yeah
I should have quit out man, it would have saved the run.
Uhhh...
Let's see here.
I will still stand firmly by it though.
The chain prisoners are scaled wrong in this random.
They are not supposed to deal that much damage.
I am 99.9% sure that they are not supposed to be like that.
That is not a normal chain prisoner.
There's zero chance, there's zero chance.
So I'm 100% sure.
It's unironically zero chance.
It's to the right here, I think.
Like this.
Oh, I made it.
Well, I didn't.
I think that's the mistake I always do.
I always go too much to the right there, every time.
It's a half circle walkway.
is that what it is? Okay.
No, no, no, no, this run was dead because the DLC item is here.
This run was dead because the broken pendant is over here, where the blue slab is.
It was instantly dead the moment I got this scene.
This way, this way, this way, this way, and then this is the tricky part.
way? And that way? Okay. And then this way? This way. This way. And this way. Okay. So
So I'm so fucking annoyed by this two runs in a row.
Oh well.
Such is life of randomizer, you know?
Oh yeah, like, I'm gonna try that. The odds are actually insane.
yeah they are but I mean it's just that's what you signed up for where you
do this shit
let's see um Avalon chests Zalad I'm gonna show you a trick for the Avalon
chest I was told that would never happen to me no it would probably happen to
you. Yeah, it really seems like it, Master. Yeah.
Oh, uh, this one is a lot. Zalad.
Let's see here.
Ah, the drop in the prison.
Oh yeah, we could check that too if it's lethal.
Maybe we shouldn't know.
Maybe.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Oh, this is insane.
Ow.
That was a lot of beliefs grow.
people wonder why I'm so careful against darkwraith. Like they fuck you up, they
stun you forever and they deal insane damage.
Also they have like surprisingly high poise, they do.
The chain prisoner damage is bullshit.
I don't know what makes them like this.
No other enemy is like that, I think.
It's just chain prisoners.
It's not French challenge, no.
So I was told a trick here.
Salad, pay attention.
Apparently the moment you turn this, you just start walking down the stairs.
jogging, walking. And then you get blocked by this fucking guy and then yeah. Or maybe
you jog. It looks like you jog, actually.
No.
Hold.
Yeah, you jog, yeah. So you literally just turn and then you just jog. The question is,
is do you want to be on the left side of the stair or the right side of the stair?
Yeah, that would not make it.
This is the power of a quit-out right here.
So easy.
Yeah, that works. That works.
You hug the right side, and then you land here. You don't have to time it or anything.
You literally just hug the right side and it's fine.
That's really cool.
Yeah, you should, Sally. You should. That's never gonna work. It worked now! It's 100% success rate.
fail the first one well yeah I missed because I wasn't on the right side but
if you hug right side it's 100 success rate
it's true
Yeah, we could put on max gear and try
Hey you oh my god the Washington a
Fuckin' idiot.
Yeah, the run's dead. It died to a chain prisoner.
Of course.
But even before that, it was dead anyways, because of the broken pendant position.
The broken pendant position is not something I practiced.
I mean, I just died now trying to do it.
But I got it second try, which is alright.
Watch this 100% consistency now. It truly is. Oh, a miracle.
Okay, you know, if you're heavy, just don't be heavy, alright? Just don't be
heavy.
Oh, I'm fucking burning off, dude.
Armin, thanks for three years.
Hey guys, thank you for all the dirty, thank you guys, do you have any dirty filthy surf?
Well, another one bites the dust, it's alright though.
It's okay.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Let's try the other drop to see if this kills you.
Yeah, mid-roll is a more likely scenario, it's true.
We could test it.
Salad, I'm literally saving your run here.
Pay attention!
I'm doing I'm I'm testing just for you
I'm friend oh
Shit we have this right
Okay, let's put mid-roll on, shall we?
Now we're mid-rolling.
Let's see if it works with mid-roll.
Watch this.
As long as you are not fat-rolling, it's 100% consistent.
Let's try the prison drop.
What the fuck is the hentai virus?
Is this an actual thing?
I keep seeing so many people saying it, and now Lepa says it.
Oh, Hanta virus.
Hanta.
You there!
Hanta!
I'm not sure what's going on.
Wait, where's the fucking prison?
Wait, where's the prison?
Am I crazy?
Miles' Rotavirus?
I was on a cruise ship?
Oh, there it is.
Miles road environs? I was on a cruise ship? Oh, there it is. Oh. Oh shit. Is it the new
Rona? Hopefully not. I died, yeah. To my favorite enemy. This one's giga-deadly. Oh, shit.
Oh, it's like at that part. Okay, we're just here to see if this actually kills you if you fail it
So now you go too much to the right
Enjoy salad
Oh shit throne
Yeah, it's very easy
It is. It's older than Rona Virus, but it's a new string called Andy's, and we found
an arginine up recently that has much better joy. Spreading, which is more worse. Fuck
you, mate. Yeah, that's how it's true. It's true, man. True, true. Uh, you know what?
I kinda want to see who, who, uh, four kings was.
Yeah, the rune's dead, it died to a chain prisoner.
The chain prisoners are, they're weird.
The same stalling tech-hosed boat washed streamer, to not watch-
I already said I changed, I'm not watching it because at this point I don't even know
what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm so gone.
I'm so tired.
We'll watch it on Wednesday.
Yo, Canella.
Yeah, I'm not live tomorrow. Tuesday is Directive 8020, dude. Let's go.
That's a movie game, movie time, movie. It's the new Dark Pictures game.
You make choices, characters live or die.
Mine live. Easy.
Oh, I see Kafeo.
That's the plan, Shinichi. Yeah, I tend to do those movie games in one stream.
Fuck yeah, throne, let's go.
There's a game called Directive 8020.
You need the ring, yeah.
Oh, sif.
Four sif's.
Puppy class!
Oh
of
the
of
the
Yeah, I could check Cabernet even we're gonna do the illegal skip then
There you go, Kathy
I'm checking who's in the capper room.
Is that Megasmo?
Megasmo, yeah.
That skip is illegal.
well some people do it in my run it's illegal because it skips a key item
oh there is the very large ever I could have plus 15 weapons damn a Gwynn was
dead tube in Pepe so was Manus Calamity was probably the DLC I guess yeah I
know this does this skip I I unironically think this skip is is cheating
though because you you you actually skip a key item if you do it you skip the
basement key so you don't need to find it anymore so this one is big cheating big
cheating
huge cheating the drama is insane no I don't do it because you skip a key item
when you do it so that's why.
I would like to do the Avalon skip though, like when you go on the railing, the chat
as that's cheating apparently.
Fucking hell everything is cheating dude.
I got a...
I got a fucking...
I got any waist man, I'm so dead, it's insane.
Hope Lepa and Des reach the wrong man.
Yeah but Salah, you don't have a run, wait, you do have a run going, but your run is not nearly as done, you know?
like left by is like 22 bosses I think you repeat I died I died to a
chain prisoner for new long though but my DLC item was in the blue slab
position in the crystal caves so it was kind of fucked it that's something I
I haven't practiced so I died. I died. I didn't die to that, but I would have anyways. I died when I tried it.
The solid run is further than mine. Yeah, it's true. I'm rooting for the lads. I won't be doing this rando for a bit now.
because Erective 80, 20 and then Zomotica 2 so yeah those two after that
Jumpking Quest after that 007 after that I'm going to Rotterdam and after
that Golfic One Rebake dude it's peed yes well as Zomotica 2 has around 20
hours of content apparently silent so it's it's like it's a few days
oh
did it dirty do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
whoo all thanks everyone following the journey though oh my god in mancourt
thanks 62-man max 6 to 18 arm of the three-year anniversary band anything
78 I sincerely apologize if I missed anyone is this a artist he won right
Yeah, he made it he made it fucking 600 kilometers
Fucking a
That is rough
That is a long fucking journey dude
Long journey.
Crazy.
Oh yeah, Jareth! Oh yeah, I did something to LNG 5, it was true.
Oh, and then everyone clapped here, it's true, that's awesome, that's awesome, dude.
Holy fuck, yes, I'm going tomorrow, Tuesday movie game, movie game, it's this one, let
show you it's this one the directive 8020 here it is this one the space one
space station one yeah very cool very cool get some snackies for that one
that'll be cool man I think what was this I thought yeah was this like English
speaking ganado's
I was kind of peak.
I found some bitch.
Found some bitch.
Here I am, you dumbass.
I'm going to cut you to pieces.
pretty sick I like it
I like chickens that's pretty good. It's pretty good man
Um, let's see here.
Is this...
Um...
I think Lobos is doing a charity stream.
He's doing the path tracing thing for DS2.
Randomizer with a path tracing thing.
So I say we uh, let's raid Lobos, yes it's St. Jude month for Lobos, so let's raid him man.
Well let's raid him, let's see what's up, support his charity, and I want to say a big
thank you to everyone who joined Wings for Life today, fuck me that was cool, that was
so cool, I appreciate everyone, god damn, god damn, um, it was sick.
It was so fun to just chat with people in the Wings for Life chat before the race.
People were getting hyped up and then posting pictures and shit on Discord.
I burned for that shit, man. It's so fun. It's so cool.
Everyone's out at the same time.
Do you have a raid message?
Fuck, man. I don't know.
Why thank you, Ryan. Appreciate it, man. Thank you
Yeah
Fuck man, I don't know. No, don't say that. I mean you can say that if you want I guess
Yeah
Yeah, it was a hundred and twenty nine actually cube
Which is a lot for that
That's a hundred and twenty-nine people that decided they wanted to run for charity man
It's not easy
Not everyone wants to get out of their comfort zone to try something new anyways. I'll see you Tuesday
Appreciate y'all. Bye. Bye. Say hi to Lobo
I love you guys
you