I'm ready to go tonight, the other party online.
We don't need to wait for joy, oh, yeah
Take a moment, when I'm just gonna
Look at my soul, they're proof of the meaning
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fine
Can't stop dancing all night long
Twinkie bone, sinkie bone
You're the party
That's the music
My love
Keep it up
It's your time
My love
Fuck you, mate
Huh?
Yup
Ba-da-da-da
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
I'm ready to
oh no
it's damn caskelott song
it's damn
caskelott song
I'm not drinking up.
Shake it up, both your body.
I do as I feel like she should do.
I'm not drinking up.
It's your fault and I am not doing more bars cart.
Surely not.
What's up?
Oh my god dude, the damn Garfin yesterday was just pain.
So watching the closet arc?
Yeah.
Fuckin' hate this plant.
the planes. Dude, we did like two hours of Garf yesterday. It was like two hours. You
got a bit of a category? I'm in Kickstarter category though. I think I was the entire
time now I gotta make sure
no it does yeah no it does oh shit all seven has physical copies out there
yeah hook you know I want to do a browser yeah I might be like just twitch
Cuz my my go live sensor kicks a lot
Remember Sarah's not about it. Would you let me gift you a mate said I
Don't know what a mate said is but it looks cozy
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Seven makes a 90.
Fennel makes 62.
I played a darker side of
modern magic, yes.
Three times or two times.
Very good game.
So it kicks a lot, takes
like directly from it.
It looks very nice.
Damn, I see the new Warhammer is a mixed reviews. This is so sad
McCall Nickus hi, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is it performance issues, okay
Wait, this pick is thieves out?
Oh, this game is actually out.
Huh.
yeah this most important email no no no no it's not just performers who can no
longer customize for no reason of the character oh damn
Yeah, chat box, if you have your chat box gone, it's a 7TV thing.
What do you do to fix it?
Yeah, I think you go to 7TV and just get the new.
It hasn't broken for me yet, I'm still on the old.
It's a mate, it's an infusion from Earth called Yereba mate.
Okay!
Yeah, I mean, absolutely.
Thank you, this looks it.
Elite current saturday the extension blue level and is tall near one
Preparing blue level to fix missing chat box. Oh, there you go. Thank you Trim
Thank you
Hey, miss
I
Know complex 11 I love the total prison play 30 got chasing static. Oh, I know that one. I haven't played it yet, but I do know it
Yeah, I use Frank her faces, that's it. I don't use seven TV
Frank your face has like everything. Oh, that's why it's not broken for me. Obviously, right
Okay, you know
Like a trash battle 43 see game called gore glation off the bus what
I don't see it. I don't find it anywhere. Gory Agulation, thank you. There it is. What?
Oh, shit. What is this?
Very body horror, maybe?
So it's a Half-Life 2 mode? Looks like it.
It literally says right here
Afternoon dark Lory and what up Susie dirt
I
Mean if we pin the chat box like how to fix the chat box they're not gonna see the pin message because their chat box doesn't work
Oh, you can't just refresh and fix us I saw
Borg is out. Yeah, I should play Thymizia. I have yeah, I played it Thymizia was good man
it was good. Oh it's only the message typing books. Oh they're gonna think I
banned them or something. Today I met someone who knew about browser tabs and
if they wanted to change website they just visited it. They told me how cool it
would be if you could have YouTube or Twitch running in the background and it
blew their mind when I showed them how to use tabs. Oh damn.
Damn, yeah
Maybe it was a time traveler, yeah
Cool very good reviews for this game
win rose is sitting on very
positive
lot of reviews to a lot of reviews
damn cool
virtuous
thanks to one oh two
Mr. Pomposhi thanks to the 13
Payne's the big seven
for us for the 43 Cosmics 11
again mid Franky thanks to
Thank you. Thanks to Ace.
Thanks to 34, 0, 90 and Juicy Final 62. Thank you.
Wow. Old school Warhammer.
Today physical.
Moe!
Warhammer survivors?
That game is not out yet.
Steam demo they have?
Mixed tape is the last game of the year, uh, well I haven't played it but probably not.
You're invited to Camille Cole's beach party. It's a tits. It's 10 out of 10, dude
Calling it out like 63
Right now we have no booze, but we do have some
Start at my house then onto Cassandra's free drinks at our secret hideout then right beachside at 945
Wow, man.
No. No way.
I did it last time.
I look like a child. I can't handle the money with these little hands.
It's later you do it. You're the one with the mustache.
Go eat it!
You are expelled, Mr. Ruffin!
If I find you at that party, then I will find that party.
You'll spend 24 hours in detention. I promise you that.
DIMCA, probably.
Jabrodim I play this with silence broken up by farts you to be in the back.
I have no idea what this game is like without random fart noise.
Damn.
Yeah, I have no intention of playing this.
It doesn't really speak to me.
It doesn't really speak to me man
Apparently they got infinite license for all the songs really
Wait they got infinite license for all the songs that must be expensive as fuck
I
Damn, okay
Apparently developer parents own tiktok real
Oh, man, it was the game was gonna look up and then I forgot what it was
Actually, no, it was last of us two.
I have it, yeah.
Why the hell does this game have a remaster?
I want to play the roguelite mode, dude.
It's fun.
It's really fun.
And I never played it on PC.
I'm gonna install it.
Where's my sir kicks on that I never buy it they actually forget to buy it. I think I did
Sir kicks I did I actually forgot to buy like I did my car this game looks
I
Fuck yeah
There we go. Ah, yes.
Ah, the florist.
Oh. Oh, hey, this is kind of cool.
Hmm. I'll wishlist it.
The florist. Oh fuck, deja vu. That's uh, why does that auto-play?
Don't I like primitive? Uh, I might try it, try that mode, but to be honest, I want to
do the role of that mode in Last of Us 2. It's really fun.
Do do do
Del like maybe for like a late night or something we'll see we'll see
Ticks
Love yeah, I never played it on PC so playing the roguelam or on PC would be so nice because of aiming
I'm playing for my LEGO Batman.
Ah, not as of now.
I don't know.
Seems pretty good, I suppose.
I think he should have a 30 bad, bad 2 shape.
Thanks 15.
Recently we were watching the first player that likes a P.
Ooh, that's a banger.
Prisex 14, Swift goes x32, Rap takes 192, you know, 10 years and Gem takes 46, Cromed
it up x63, Banana takes 16, I don't know, I don't know, thanks to the Vixy team.
Would you three anytime soon?
No.
Keeper is out in early access June 2nd.
Oh, oh, this is coming to early access.
Okay, well, I know what I'm playing when I'm home from TwitchCon.
Too bad it's early access though, but I'm still going to play it.
Well I ever played it my daylight again, no.
No, just, just no, just no.
I'm kicks a lot thing, it's four p- oh it's not bad, let's check the setting, not that
There's a lot of settings to use for this game, I'm sure.
Would it be cool if I trauma-dumped about something that happened at work yesterday real quick?
Yeah, of course, physical.
Trauma-dump all you want, man.
Fuck yeah.
This game looks absolute peak.
Hard.
That's not borderless.
Maybe I'll full screen first.
Oh, okay.
Well, sure.
Yeah.
I watched Aux play Night Rain one night and he was so happy.
I watched him play dead by the end of the next day and he was not so happy.
I think no dead by the end is a good call.
I mean, the thing is he's dead by the end like creator, right?
Yesterday, we had a patient collapse with a heart attack after he walked up some stairs.
The doctor and I are alternately doing chest compressions.
Well, all there's got to do is get a D fib and adrenaline.
We worked on him for 20 minutes, but we couldn't save him and I've been in a shit mood since.
I mean, that's understandable, man.
Also, my arms still feel like they're going to fall off.
we get that sometimes course in our ward he was 77 but incomplete leukemia
remission and otherwise completely healthy yeah oh man sorry I have to go
through that physical man you're doing such good work though fucking hero go
Angri-Pang, it takes two years. Thank you, dude.
If you don't know what this game is, this game is very dark messiah of mind and magic. It just came out.
It was linked in the discord. I looked it up. It looks really fun. It looks like just a good time man
So I want to I want to play it. It's not super long
But I call a piece of wind waker more
Shit, there's been so long supply when wake I feel like it's unfair
Am I speed during last of us? No, I kind of want to play the road like mode on PC
the did the did the tutorial I guess I'll tutorial basics the trailer for this
this game is peak fuck yeah all right let's get the basics done you can climb
cool you can grab objects you can throw them you can drop them okay you can kick
them of course put them on fire f2k yep
ah I love this sound effects
dear wife I found a job in a cast call
tutorial to be weird though I just
have been standing in front of some spikes all day long.
It pays well enough and very well soon
I'll be able to get back to you and pay for your medicine.
Without these, we were so close to losing you.
I hope the kids are well.
They have nothing in the world apart from their parents.
Tell them I love them more than anything,
and I was surprised for them when I returned.
Today's my last day of work, and then nothing
will stand between us.
I miss all of you so much.
Your loving husband, Gary.
I guess the dog is the one waiting for me each day at the door after all these years.
Whoops, Gary.
Sorry.
Ah!
Two weapons with E and you can switch with Tab.
Okay.
I have a little sword, a little morning star, spear, morning star.
okay got the abilities I hate it's over shy is dead left mouse button to attack
attack direction control where you look look left oh it's like that okay oh and
it reacts to yeah okay shift to roll takes last time enough yeah it's got
their ability yeah
Not so clever now, huh?
That's right.
Yeah!
Yeah, very nice.
Very nice.
Block attacks where I must aim at the enemy's weapon will drain the stamina and Kim Dazaar man. Okay
Time was correct we need to aim at the enemy's weapon
All right, yeah, I will
Why are they smart
Fuck yeah.
About an axe?
F to the Zarm enemies when they keep blocking attacks.
Okay.
Aha!
That's right, okay.
You've reached the editorial.
Okay.
Art to throw or T to draw.
Basic tips.
Yeah, roll shift, block.
Don't hold block too long and then we'll kick in his army.
Okay.
Kick in enemies to block, his arms to the weapon, GT to draw.
Okay.
Don't forget to improvise.
weapon or crates at enemies kick them into houses and two walls downstairs yeah
yeah all right how was the basic tutorial let's see what advanced here
you can try different skills and approaches in the campaign you'll get
skill points by completing levels of finance skill books they'll be used
permanently to lock skills I think you get to just test stuff here I don't want
spoil myself so I'm just gonna start favorite color oh shit ah me I got
tanky of hell I'll do medium then it's no gimmicks what color do we do red name
Yeah, I'm red name. That's true. I'm red name. I'm red name
Chat look at the gimmicks
It's like insane gimmicks
Hello Elijah, maybe I need to be a bit smarter twilight princess. Did you like it? Yes? Yes, it's the best Zelda game
But some people like it too much. It corrects them. I know how to spot it
Open your browser and type in any URL. I want to confirm something
Yeah, no
No
Is that a based on a true story
I'm looth maxing extra charisma blocking attack at the same time to play music
No! I'm fire-loot now. Tight.
a get! Oh shit! Yeah, durability drains when it's like that.
go back in my baguette
yo
hello sir kicks a lot you have an urgent letter from the princess
Loppoli give it to me
sir kicks a lot
years ago you served my father in the clown wars I regret that I'm unable to
see you in person
but my ship has fallen under attack and I've been kidnapped this is my most
desperate hour help me sir kicks a lot
You're my only hope sir pre sir princess princess Lopoli
Blu Blu Blu
Search for the princess. Okay
Might be hidden skill books man
I have no
Ha
Blu Blu Blu fish
Wait, it says ultimate weapon.
Okay, so you aims to die if you go in the water.
lucky. I'm gonna grab the fish and hit him with it, see if something happens. The
the ultimate weapon
it doesn't say it, wait, ultimate weapon
wait, it says, okay
oh, if you hold over it a bit, okay
blue blue blue blue blue blue
What?
Ah!
I'm out of here.
Save game.
Okay, that's the save.
Hello?
Shit.
Save the princess from pirates.
Get out of here we gotta find the skill books
A net!
Oh, okay, cool. I have a little dagger.
Sa, sa, sa.
Oh, is this is that a skill points maybe
Wait, it's a weapon
a red key
oh
what
oh
I'm going to move down a little bit like over here and then I'll move Chad down, hey you
Actually, we could go up here might be better.
pretty well with the bars
hey you
huh? huh?
oh my god my health! Jesus!
Any like mega secrets? I feel like this game is gonna be filled with it.
Aha!
Ooh! Yellow chest?
Okay, we need a little key.
Yeah, I'm sure you can pick up the swords. Yeah, I'm sure well, what is alas from mental varies mind
Bloop-bloop-bloop
Any key in these
Rip their ability whatever
I still get a lower like sound effects are so loud
Secret?
Ohhhh.
You have no stamina.
You have no stamina you're open
Oh fuck
My dagger broke!
I wonder, I think this is a one guy game.
Burn!
Why, he throws bombs?
Nope.
Chill!
Yeah, like when you go on steam it like says his name or whatever oh
I could have gone through here. Maybe the yellow keys here
We're a staff
Okay, I don't know any spells
We need to unlock skills
Oh my god, the mischievous chat said that I'm talking about in chat to Farmers of Lice
because I was sharing, I was sharing, I forgot permission, so he's sorry for that and I was
not, or so what.
Fuck them, physical.
Everyone knows that that's not it.
Everyone knows that.
That's just some, like, it's just dumb people.
That's it.
There's nothing to apologize for, man.
Tenen du mu du
Tenen du mu
Oi!
What man?
Give me the yellow key yo, what up masters game sick
Boy no nothing that
You blah blah blah ah fuck
Oh my dagger. Oh cool
cool. What? Captain. Block more scrub. Mine now. What? Well, he took my dagger.
blub-blub-blub
Hey, I got your friend over here!
That's right, punk.
I'm still looking for that yellow key.
There's a key here, but it's a red key.
Captors.
Dear captors, first off, thanks for playing along.
As soon as the rescue biker kicks it off fails, the king will pay the ransom.
We will share it as agreed.
I mean when I'll go sipping cocktails on the balcony of the cells
Princess locally don't forget to destroy this letter. Okay
Amazing you can jump and kick yeah, there's a save in there. There's up grandma phone. What is that? Oh
Oh, it's a skill book!
Okay, holy shit!
Okay, I think these are spells.
Ice ball, wind blast, lightning, fireball.
Yo, give me the- I want the ice stuff.
Speltrap.
What is this?
Grappling?
enemies on the ground endurance man this stuff is boring right now dismemberment
ooh that's fun though and power attack yeah I think I'm gonna save for the for
the ice leg shot it's an arrow in the knee
target falls on the ground when legs are hit adventurers usually become city
guards when this happens checks out backstab low profile backpack for weapons
damn that's actually not bad we won't frozen though mind control illusion
target a wall to cut a diversion turn any trigger in fighting pass while
blocking for invisibility. Okay. Big spells. Infuse weapons, monosheild, teleport, kinesis.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with spells, first of all. Scaly arm.
Then no lads planned
I'm looking for the yellow key first
Though I don't think that will will
Finish a level, but I just want to check over there
Is Aldo
This game is cute and dank.
Now LeftBuy is like Gauntlet entire weekend.
There's the yellow key.
Yes.
Can you do stuff like this?
Yeah, cool.
But by is at the store entire weekend man.
Crazy.
Salad is like sleeping, he was really tired.
Let's go get the yellow chest.
Ah-ha!
Okay, I got my eye spell.
Oh, you can undo. Oh wait, can you do it after? No, so there's like no respecking.
How do you cast a spell? Q, okay. You do have mana, Regen. That's cool.
All right princess, aren't you a little short to be?
I'm sure it kicks a lot of 96 pixels tall.
You were not supposed to get this far, the guard's supposed to kill you.
Well, I'm a pro gamer.
fine I'll do it myself no I missed the skill book somewhere no where insanely
hidden skill book also you can go back and do it wait bookfinder 2000 what is
that let me let me just see what this is book finder two thousand wait why do I
only have one way I have one skill point
wait how do I have one skill point oh maybe one book gave me two skill points
oh you get plus one for also beating the level okay I just want to find the
Skill books man, you wanna unlock the spells. Fuck you, mailman.
So, where... what is this skill book find?
Aha. I wonder if I... well, I mean speedrunning through the levels like really easy.
skill book! yeah behind my camera it's like pulsating
ah man they take like no damage oh there we go
That's right.
How the hell do I get up here? Maybe build with the barrels?
I think I might need to like build up there.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Ah!
Fucking dagger!
Come on then!
Wait, I can probably jump from there and up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Hey, you.
Aha!
hook finder yeah okay I have more skill points I can do spell traps now hell
yeah create elemental trap the triggers when somebody walks on it okay cast it
by holding Q while targeting ground or walls tell us try this shit boy
Hey!
Coward!
What?!
Come on out!
Fuck.
B is mana potion.
Okay.
Put crystal on staff.
Wait, does that work?
Where, how does that work? Hold up. Uh, T.
I'm not sure. Wait, unless you do...
Ah!
Okay, I got the book now. I wonder if I can just...
Level select? And then go...
Yeah, you okay? So you don't have to finish a level again, so that's really good. Okay
After being lost in the sea you're now stranded on island try to escape, okay
Paladins, thanks for your fight. You know, did you know the Celeblay 2 won't be polished by Sony
So we'll get a we'll get to have Gunner mods on PC. Why do you need Gunner mods for that game anyways?
Grand old gamer things the 5, Blade should make 65. Last of us Rogue-Leven went after this. I might yeah
I really feel like playing it.
Evil Seal, thanks 55, King Mojo, 125, Tomas, thanks 62, Cookie, thanks 32, Bexar, thanks 37,
and thank you, Mickey.
Goin' up, Ayn Run.
I'm seeing you soon.
A shovel?
Thanks to the bow, sucker.
Did I pay for a meeting greet?
No!
I'll come for free, dude!
Shut up!
Help!
Ah, fuck!
I worked easy as long as you use the gimmicks man it's free and easy I check
this here all according to my fish yeah make a will I will stream a twitch
con she will. But I will not. Free spell on water? Well, I could try it.
Ah
What the fuck shit
I'm all up
What he's insane
of
all of my god
books, books, books, books, books, books
I need to get the backstab talent
shut up
ah fuck, I threw my weapon
AH!
Yeah.
Well, coming of new recruits, actual boarding on to the ship, standard operational rating
activities, menu hard track again, hard tack, treasure sharing distribution, conducted by
by the HRRRRRR departments.
Karaoke?
Sick.
Yo, Wolverine, it's your birthday today, 31 years old.
Dude, happy birthday, dude.
Hope you have a good one, man.
Ding, dee, dee, ding, ding, dee, dee, ding.
Blah, blah, blah.
Hey, you.
Yeah, yellow key!
Oh, secret!
Must be a uh...
Jake like 71 loud like 77
Long sword oh shit
Oh the damage and that's without any talents
Ready key, okay skill book next thing I'm getting illusion
I have big spells here too, we can also unlock a spell, wind, lightning, or fireball, we've
infused weapons here which is kinda cool.
You can recharge wands with this, mona, shield, energy, vampire, mona regen increased by each
alerted enemy around.
Extra mona, mind control.
I mean, I'm full on spelling, dude.
There is some cool stuff here, though.
Low kick?
Steel weapon when blocking.
Adrenaline.
Cleave. Meh.
Yeah, backstep is like really far into the skill tree, though.
First spells.
I need to get to this memberment also.
Wait, what's the point of this room?
Is there a secret here?
Oh wait, there's a bunch of doors.
Aha.
Nice!
Hmm...
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Some regular lock. I need a small key.
My apple!
I
Got kids hit her well, then I need to oh
Hello? Oh now I'm back down here. Okay. I gotta kick more, yeah.
Oh shit.
Gave me that.
I need Berzerker.
Give me your weapon.
Yeah, a mall. Oh, fuck.
Oh. Cool.
A broom? Don't need that shit.
Blah blah blah. You can block that!
Us!
OOPS!
IDIOT!
SHATTER!
Oh.
Oh
Fucking hell
Okay, Molly sick there's any damage
A boomed?
There's the grey key to open up the tower.
We need to find the books though, they're hidden.
You can place a trap on the wall?
You can.
But I don't know what that does for the ice though.
Like nothing?
Maybe there's like spiders like crawling on the wall or some shit?
Did it then did it then did it then?
Hmm
I do got got our marathon plus mobile gamer for golfing i'm not doing the mobile game
I think
Oh treasure map
Okay, okay, you have to dig here with a shovel I had probably I know where this is this is the lighthouse
Okay, okay
Nice do I have maybe I don't need a shovel fucking
vampire mansion like marathon god no no no no it was right here I think I need
Yeah, surely there's more than one shovel.
Skillbook.
What, another treasure map?
Next to the lighthouse, okay.
Okay, in front of the main, okay, it's in the, who's Knuth?
Somewhere around here.
I mean, I went in there.
Surely, that's not what they mean.
I feel like it was indoors almost fuck where's the item no skittles are here
It's right here, but it's indoors.
It's definitely indoors.
It's not this.
oh fuck what if it's it's not this it can't be this it caught calm to be this
Question mark. It's like here in the in the house.
Question mark. There's no question mark. It's literally here on the map, but I can't
dig it
Kiki more I'm gonna go underground
Maybe it's here
Want friends skip two hours. Yeah, I'm gonna get this it could be a skill point. It could be a skill point
It's literally here.
What the fuck?
It makes no sense!
I'll say it.
Up
And then didn't think that it didn't think oh my god
So you see so it's so easy. Oh gold
Illusion, wall to create diversion, enemy to trigger infighting, I guess that's like
a berserk thing.
Or you can invist.
This would be nice to have.
Hmm.
Where was this memberment there?
Yeah.
This would go kinda hard, finisher.
Mind control also goes hard.
Hmm.
Okay, well, we'll get it after the level.
A backstab is not THAT important, is I?
We got the thing.
Hopefully there's nothing else.
Yeah I know God of War betrayal I know I know.
What up Darken?
Oh my.
Ah.
My thought process on the map, right?
Yeah, I was thinking this was the,
that was like the house.
This was the lighthouse for some reason.
No.
Yeah.
This is my favorite weapon.
I didn't get another map, no, that was it.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, this is just like the stuff I found here.
I need fire!
I don't need it, I guess I can just make.
Okay, I'm assuming I've found all the stuff now.
Go back to the beach and steal the boat, alright.
If this was added, would save the title then so?
So the answer is no if you can't see the title.
Oh.
Anything here?
Secret?
No?
Okay.
Fuck it, we go back.
Yeah, I've actually never played a postal.
Oh
You think you're smart, huh?
fuck! why he got knit advice friend?
You're so lucky.
Yeah.
Okay, I hope I didn't miss anything.
I feel like I didn't.
Kill everybody in a level.
Yeah, look at that.
Yeah, plus two skill points.
Sick.
Zero deaths.
I'm gonna skip Dragon Wild.
Isn't that still an early access?
It is, right?
It looks pretty good, though, this game.
It does.
I'm sure I'll like it.
Also, the other game, and Shrouded.
This game I really want to try, but yeah it's early access I'm just going to wait I guess.
Assassin's Creek.
The princess was plotting something with the pirates, infiltrate the pirate camp and find
her plan.
Yeah.
Oh, it's Shroudy gets 1.0 at the end of the year. Yeah, when he gets 1.0, I'll play it. That's the plan.
Passed the ice on water? Oh yeah, so ice ball doesn't do anything.
Yeah, it doesn't seem like you can.
I can get a new spell that I can get Illusion now with a mind control.
So Illusion, Castle of Blokking for him this, you can target an enemy to trigger him fighting
I think it's a target of wall to create a diversion.
Ooh, I'm invisible.
What?
Where am I? Huh?
I'm here.
Will I play Me and the Hollowware next week?
Uh, no.
There's so- all the games I'll be playing by then.
Postal is not against TOS.
I'm not sure it's ever been banned on Twitch, has it?
I don't remember that ever being a thing.
A pan?
I
Wrong spell
I grew everyone
Oh
Shit moleman
AHHHHHH!
Aw, fuck!
Fuck me and fuck you!
CHAOS!
Go on then, cowards!
They're sort of destruction!
Kill everyone.
I'll show you where the name Kicksalaw comes from.
Oi!
Where did I go?
Oh.
She clearly knows where I am, by the way.
She just won't attack.
I haven't found a skill book here yet, right?
Ooh, this level is huge!
That's not that big.
Oh yeah, because of the sound.
Yeah, it's probably Crouch.
That's very true.
Dink, donk, dink, donk, dink, donk, dink, donk, dink, donk, donk.
Okay, we have a skill, but we have one skill point.
I haven't missed any books yet.
Burn this village!
Burn it to the ground!
And I'm just gonna give Henta a consortium. Thank you. And critical, thanks for picking
the cell down. Burn this village! Burn it to the ground!
I'll play vampire mansion likes anytime soon.
No no no plans for that.
Hoy!
Over here.
Why you slide so long?
Kicks a lot.
That's right, Drown.
A LOOT!
Okay.
I
I'm gonna kill somebody with a chandelier.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh fuck! Where am I?
Hey, you!
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass!
I
Can we smile that me before I killed him he knew he was fucked
Get him captain yeah fight for me
ah mine no fight for me lady fight for
me okay well oh my gosh she sucks kill him nice what you can parry that
That's right.
How many books have I found? I think there was like three on this stage.
King of the Castle. He shied at like 63 and to the end thanks to that 20.
Yeah. Underlayer.
Princess evil plan
Fake my own kidnapping with the pirates call sir kicks a lot for a rescue mission
Ambush and kill him have the king pay the ransom shared with the pirates hire an assassin to murder the king
Inherit the kingdom ally with necromancers and launch an attack on the capital to get the redacted use redacted to get a limited power
Rule the world as a goddess Empress
Okay
It's a pretty good plan
Did it say in the beginning how, oh wait, there's a cave here.
When I'm playing Secret Agent Wizzabourg, I'm waiting for that to be fully released.
Okay, you.
Fight for me.
Yes, kill him. Yes. Did he just do a jump attack?
Shit. Have I seen her play tape to tape? Uh, no.
pickaxe
blue crystal I guess it froze us
sick
Well hold on I should be able to load because I made a save I made a save so
I have to re- I have to re-do the map!
Oh my god!
What up, Slad?
What do you mean?
Not that it's hard.
All because I slipped on a fish!
You slipped.
That's right.
I call robbery.
Fuck you.
Fuck me.
That's right.
I'm agguring the entire map.
Here I go!
Oh, nice.
I used the wrong- Okay, yeah.
Alright, come on.
No, don't net me.
Okay, sure.
Fight for me!
Ahhhh!
Okay, I don't deserve to re-do-
I slipped on a fish, man!
She's a little shit come back!
That's right. I'm fucking pissed now.
No, the game crashed. I read this game can crash in the reviews, so it didn't actually
surprise me. Kill him! He has a damn leg- AHHHHHH!
Oh, nice, like, charred corpse.
Oh death to everyone
Hmm yeah, I'm sure you can kick the bomb
Greetings, I'm Prince Scamalot from the Kingdom of Nigerian.
Your help will be very appreciated.
I want to transfer all my fortune outside of Nigerian due to a frozen account.
If you could be so kind to transfer a small sum of 300 gold coins to my bank, I'll be
able to unfreeze my account and transfer my money outside of Nigerian.
To repay your kindness, I'll send you 100,000 gold coins.
Prince scam a lot.
Ooh.
Yeah, I died like I was doing this.
Kill him, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me,
not me, not me, not me, not me.
I have berserked.
Hey.
There was one book I didn't have in this mission, and it's got to be somewhere around here,
right? Oh.
Currently, they have 73, the old one is 19, hey, hey,
Kasalski, they have 20.
This is the fish that killed me.
You know what, I don't want you laying there.
not dying to them fish again
yeah he's back in the ocean now he's fine
Knit him!
Die, nerd!
That's right.
I'm out of hang of this shit.
I have no monopoles, goddammit.
This is not Minecraft.
Hey, you!
You
And
but but but okay give me this thank you
There's the key. I still need to find that last book.
Now we have the evil plan.
There's one...
There's just one book I don't have.
Where is it?
You slipped the wrong way.
Eject!
Oh, I don't like that. Frozen.
Fuck!
Where is the last book? Do I have to use the bookfinder?
I mean I could just clear the level get the book finder and then just speedrun through the level
You don't have to beat the level just find the stuff
That's not cheap
I already not me man you're on my side I guess you're on nobody's side yeah
there we go thank you
pinky funky pink I fight for me fight for me fight for me not fight me fight
for me skill book boom we got it now we can bitch we'll kill them all first
At least I saved.
I saved.
It's fine.
It's fine, Chas.
No big deal.
Die!
You can't just fucking throw chairs.
I'm gonna go get you.
What? You can roll under the table. Wow. Hey, you...
Alright! Ah, yeah, we got the book already. Nice. Cool Seeker Room. I like it. Hey, Alphossa.
One, two, three. Thank you, man. Thank you.
Inviting all right. We go back to our boat. What's the next skill? I think I'll get mine control
And then after mine control get the extra mono unless you have to get all of this first
No, I don't think so
Good day Isis
Back to my bow
Wait, did I get everything?
yes yeah yeah yeah yeah deaths to shut up tower of babble the princess is
planning to kill the king she's hiding in the floating island ice ice islands
reach the top of the major to get axe to the island that sounds easy but I make
this my soil
No?
Wow.
Is this four skill points for mind control?
That extra mana region is crazy.
well I can't go here okay
I
Not me
What
Oh
Frozen frozen shatter
Oh!
Shatter in righteous ice.
Oh, hey, uh, pass me the glue.
Thanks for the prying.
Pass me the glue.
My favorite roll-slop game?
Um, I've played so many roll-slops.
It's crazy.
Oh yeah that's our old slump now alright.
Oh we're playing with portals now?
Damn you.
I don't know what to do with it.
Okay, yo, um, talk about thanks 42 Cornelius, like 17.
Rollslaw is like when you roll to avoid attacks like souls.
Magicoin is the new crystal currency of the realm, guaranteed to grow in value exponentially
forever.
Sure, it consumes an obscene amount of magical crystals to mint a single coin, and okay,
you still can't buy anything useful with it.
And alright, it's mostly fueled by speculation and a bit of money laundering.
But investors love Magicoin anyway, because it's unregulated, the elders refuse to get
involved.
Transactions are secured on the blockchant, and it's extremely volatile, sometimes literally.
If you want to invest in crystal currency, there's no better moment than now with magic
coin.
Wassa wassa wassa!
That's where I came from, yeah.
Ah blah blah blah.
Slip!
Focus, focus, Philiocus!
Oh fuck!
Kitties!
Oh mall!
Give me the mall.
What's the game about?
Well it was about saving the princess but turns out she's a traitor.
So now you gotta stop her evil plans.
well it was about saving the princess but turns out she's a traitor so I got
to stop her evil plans how the hell do I I need to teleport stuff to get in there
yeah for sure
hard, hard, idiot, slobla this, two one of them
Ah
No heel
Okay, we're good four skill points I could get my control now. Yeah
Yeah, all right, I guess mind control is like only mind control.
Yeah, you can get extra reach if you jump off ice.
You can't jump off ice.
You slip immediately.
Hey, you!
So easy game. So easy game.
No, I was already in half health.
Wait can I get her? Did she just push me?
Okay, so I am not. Okay. Alright.
Blah blah this.
Fucking pumpkin user.
Kicks a lot.
Okay, I get.
All right, all right, all right, all right, cool.
Try the big boner in the cage.
What?
It's just skeleton arms and shit.
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
Okay, remember what happened last time.
I know what to do. I have an insane game plan
What the fuck
Come and check it
Go on then!
Hey, no, I'm scared of mind-controlling. I don't want this seem to happen
I think you can definitely stealth like entire missions if you want, but I'm looking for
the secrets your puny yeah whatever you
You can't heal!
Ah!
Is this a puzzle?
I think it's a puzzle.
Okay.
Okay, that's good.
Bald. Bald. Okay, that one's close now. What if I do this and then I do this? That one
closes for this one? That makes no sense. I got it. I didn't get it, okay. Okay, does
that open for anything else yeah okay then that opens then let me cook fuck
hell with that the gimmicks are crazy I got it what about a secret books I don't
I think I found a single secret yet in this level.
Dude, dude, oh.
Nice.
Aha.
Very sneaky.
Oh, crates have them.
No, they're like, wait, no, actually, no, I did find one in the cage.
I found one.
Say death.
Yeah.
Death.
You know what, give us kicks to cruelty spot.
Yeah, cruelty spot.
You know I give his kicks to cruelty squad? Yeah cruelty squad's like graphics put me off so hard
But it's supposed to be really good. Yeah
Why does she have a pup? What?
Yeah.
Mine.
It's insanely fun once you get over the looks.
Yeah, it is very beloved that game.
It is.
Let's see you get over here then huh?
What a loser.
Big loser, so L.
What up, serians? We're going to tell you I'm going to propose to my lady this August in Santorini.
I'm working there somewhere here and I've arranged everything.
We might even have some fireworks.
I'm assuming it's not an happy.
Which is truly wrong for me.
But I also want to affirm that my long beard is gone and I only have a small girl.
Damn.
Alright, Serrion.
Huge congrats, dude.
I'm sure we'll go your way.
Hope of dumping.
Does she like Garfield Kart?
Not watching Comma Breaker?
I mean I'm streaming so I don't know if you're allowed to like re-stream it.
I haven't checked to be fair.
What up Angelic?
Yeah, it sort of kicks a lot. It's a short little fun game, very dark messiah.
Yeah, the thing is you might need like permission for it... for it...
Are you going to garf today? My friend's wife likes her garf streams. No.
Oh, I wanted to, I thought it.
Oh, Wind Arrow!
Fuck you, you're mine.
Oh my god dude, why are you so insane death
Is that the end of the level, reach top of the tower?
What about books?
I feel like we might have found the books.
You know the first time we went to Agri, they saw you.
Yeah.
now yeah okay I think I got all the books time to go to the nether I guess
was this but wait that was mean
something does that portal spawn
somewhere else
hmm yeah it might be a secret in here
Here alas.
I'm gonna go down to the portal rooms and see if it's spawned there.
Just gotta figure out right here.
I mean there's portals here but yeah I don't know why you can switch that green
portal. Very weird. Recreate this arrow when I go to TwitchCon, find the middle of the
events. Just pop the alas. On stage, yeah true. We're going to Garfcom this year. Surely
That's not a thing right
What
what I'm Pete from blink then remote technical support how may I assist you
hi Pete the portal doesn't work I'm teleported back to the same place have
you tried to get on off again yes could you please try one more time okay
yes I got the skill books we got everything even a death cool are you
fan of some movies and if so are you gonna saw columnist here dude I fucking
love the song movies what about you deque Europe in August now no plans no
Plans to go to any speedrun event.
Citus Bidness.
Yeah, Faithkeeper's getting her the access second of June.
Yeah, I'll play it when I'm back from TwitchCon.
Are you going to GDQ, Mellis?
The praises and the floating islands confront her.
Three boats here.
Remember that. Three boats.
Damn.
Thanks for traveling Blinkton Portals. Would you like to rate our service? Yeah, it works. Great. You want to add a tip?
Thanks, have a nice day.
Okay.
See you later.
Yeah blink close to the ledge loser. What a loser of else. Since the zig stalks went
You'll definitely be sick after it's gone. No, no
Are you kidding me you cannot be that lucky super kicker
Oh my god, he enchanted us.
Okay, near it, it's 21vL, it's 71, 0x52.
If Alina randomly shows up behind you, then you're definitely getting sick.
that's can't fight her plague level yeah might be some truth to that I am a
simple mind-controlled MPC die
My control is like the most OP thing ever
It's a treehouse!
I'm Legolas!
Three books to find on this stage.
That's why Mind Goblin is so dangerous.
Yeah, that's true.
Very true.
Why do I jump off?
Well, I take control over them and then before the timer runs out, I kill them.
That's why I'm jumping off, it's just to kill the mic control.
I think I'll try to get the extra mana regen and extra mana.
After that I'm kinda... good.
This is kinda crazy though.
I don't care about mana shield, infused weapons, eh, big spells, eh.
Yeah I think I'll get these and then I'm gonna hop over here, get some dismemberment
shit
Yeah, I'm in thing dude
See, you see how long I haven't- no you don't, but the mine control is running out.
Uh, so I'm just gonna do...
That doesn't work on him because he has armor, uh huh.
Very clever, very clever.
Let me move myself down a bit.
There we go, that's the mind control.
You can't dismember them on the ground, it's like the first thing I did.
So then I just jump down with him and then he's dead.
I'm basically like super OP at this point.
For this game I don't think it's about difficulty, it's about just messing around.
Okay that's one skill book.
Very good, one skill book.
Two more to go.
Three skill points for Harps and Monorigen, yes.
Give me that shi-
Okay, that monoridge is pretty good
Okay portal active
This game makes me want to re want the remake of dagger fall. That's not scarring the finest. These monsters wait wait dagger fall
Was that like before Morrowind?
It was before Morrowind
Oh
Come get me loser
What
Two skill books.
There's the portal.
I'm guessing the last skill book is like over here.
Ah
Jack you want it back
Yeah, I gave it to cool, I gave it to really short, too, doesn't really like overstates
welcome. This game is all about abusing gimmicks, that's literally the game.
death
how many skill books do I have? yeah 2. I need one more
think, think, think, think
I have to confront the- she's over there, but where's the last skill book?
There's a lever up here.
That does what?
Oh.
The door.
Okay.
I'm gonna save.
I mean it could be by the princess I guess.
Oh, I
You still alive I died several times already, but death in this game is not that punishing
It no longer matters the king is dead. I'm officially the queen you killed your father
it was your father too brother no no that's not true that's impossible search
your feelings you know it to be true no no no join me and together we can rule
the kingdom my sister and brother come with me it's the only way you're not
strong enough what okay boulders gate I missed a skill book let me use the book
finder and just run through you don't have to beat the level or anything just
just find the book book finder book finder
I
Is that your speed run
fucking customer service
I can't see
There's one the last skill book man.
What the fuck?
Wait skill book is here!
It's pulsating!
Shit!
Skill! Yes, got it, okay. Now we're good. Nice.
3 out of 3, our boulders gate. After learning that the princess, your sister has already killed the king, your father, and that you are the true heir. You fell from the floating islands to the noblin kingdom below. If somebody is about to fall, try to escape.
Yeah, more moh-na and then we're good.
I mean teleport's really good, probably.
Let's get the more moh-na and then we'll get that and then we'll get these.
I'm not even sure I'll have time to get them, but...
Fucking noblins!
Imagine if this was like that funger ending? Oh, yeah, the toilet.
Going mage with red name? Damn right.
Your ass is mine.
I'm not sure I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Stealth Mage of Hell.
I'm going to die.
I
Got her stamina region so bad
Ah
I need if I had big fireball that'd be tight ready key, okay
Let me smash!
Ah!
Gansled it!
Ah!
Oh, I thought I took damage.
Stealth Mage of Hell!
Endorciness!
Give me the bucket!
What the f-
Give me the-
Come back!
Was there three books here? I think so.
They must be in the buildings though. It should be easy to find them.
Sorry rooftop snitch of squeaking.
I don't agree.
My what was it Gothic 3 I played major was it Gothic 2?
That was Dark Mage of the Necronomicon.
So fucking cool.
I had like insane summons and shit.
blowing each other out there
I don't think you need it though, maybe to enter that building.
Skill book!
That's one out of three.
I got back from physical therapy and epinella streamed.
PUNK!
The first words I heard from LR, of now MKIKI.
Slash KIKI more.
Yeah!
Sometimes it do be like that.
Oh fuck, this guy hurts.
You can't just jump it.
Ah!
Oh hell, yeah hell is a curse word.
We don't say the word hell in this stream.
Cancellators, Gothic Remake is unplayable offline.
THQ is withholding this info from customers.
No proper marketing on the package.
No notice on the store page.
This was discovered through a copy of the game that was sent early.
Wait, what?
You have to be online to play it?
Why?
Two skill books, only one more.
Oh DRM, oh, you're right.
Ah cock, ah cock.
One, two, three.
Did I grab the yellow book?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean it was up here, right?
But I feel like I should have two skill points, but maybe I, um, I spent it.
I don't know.
Hey, you.
It was like up here, wasn't it?
I didn't?
But it was up here.
Wait, what?
Isn't it from the chest?
Oh wait, do you mean the one down here?
I'd never grab this.
No I did!
It's there, shining.
What?
Okay, one more, we have the key, it's probably in there, I guess.
Hmm.
Oh my god, he's too short. I can't see anything.
Here I go.
Block this!
Ah, you conscious...
Don't fight them!
Guttanyov, yes!
Yes!
Let them all kill each other!
Yes!
Come on!
each other more, faster, harder. Come on. Kill them. Yes!
He just thumbs down me, it looked like it.
Ah, it's easy.
Spells are just so OP in games like these.
I hate spells like 33, by the way.
Possible to fly princess?
Ah, it was amazing.
It was a very, very, very good game.
Feels like Baldur's Gate?
Ah, it spells OP in Baldur's Gate.
The last skill book is here.
SHOTTER!
Okay.
Prisoner number, Stolz and Bred9 has joked about our glorious leader, conspiracy, said
he did not want to die for our glorious leader, said he did not want to die for our glorious
leader, suspicious, probably lying.
Not green enough.
Unclear, but no due process.
Anyway, first one to stop applauding our glorious leader, family of 627.
Quota, quota.
Okay.
Well, we got the skill books, we have three skill points, I could learn teleporting kinesis
now so let's now with this I can yoink stuff but I think I can also yoink
enemies
hey LR just set up my new PC PogGar customized my desktop a bit in honor of
your stream what do you think of it well I will judge it fart gambler
Fuckin' hell.
Well, I thank you for sharing for our gambler.
We got all the skill books.
We are good here.
Oh, yeah, so I can just grab them with telekinesis now.
Jesus Christ.
Unlimited power.
Oh my god, I died!
Okay, we know where the mine is.
My man's stuck.
They're both stuck.
Why?
Death.
Are you still alive?
Let me help you back up.
Hey, you.
You got boot hooks injected in your palms today for sweating and apparently zinc can enhance its effects.
I'm not involved in voluntarily zinc-maxing. You see? All the roads leads back to the sink.
Yeah, Vice, we're like 69, thank you.
You might be getting bootlegs addicted into your throat later this year.
Right, for like, is that for like tonsils or something?
Nice.
Now please garf again today, I couldn't spam high attack because I was timed out for the
imp min and pass though.
Well, that was your consequence, Kudak, and no we're not garfing today.
I legit might do lots of us to robolive mode.
I want to try it on PC and see if you could do a permit of this challenge out of it.
I think you could.
So you got Tidal Rite on your Simnautica 2 video that just got posted.
I did.
Well, I think it was Dan who made the title.
Grand Shaft Auto, Escape the Gnoblin Minds and Reach the Surface, two books, all right.
Yeah, you know in Last of Us 2 you have like all the different characters, right?
beat the roguelite mode with every character if you die during any of them you have to
go back to the beginning again. I don't know if it's a good idea but I'd like to try it
on PC at least. It was hard as shit to do it to the roguelite mode on console because
aiming was so hard. But on PC, hmm, might be a thing. No, it's a great idea, it's a
great idea. It actually is really fun in the real-life mode, it's really good.
Bye bye.
The dude that did all three games hurt my death, they're on controller, what do you
I mean three games, there's only two last of us games.
God I'm so OP now, it's like impossible to die.
should how many books were in this three right never play return of you well yeah
Yeah, I never did.
Somehow you would last with her.
We got pushed the wrong way.
Ah.
I love watching Combreak on stream, I don't know if you need permission for it, I haven't
looked it up.
It's been a while since I've watched some Tekken on stream.
I used to do it a lot.
That's evil.
And I like being evil.
No skill book yet.
When Ella did Tekken Reacts.
What was this?
Oh yeah, I ripped your fucking moron.
This is such a classic.
I love this one.
Why is it blue?
Stop being blue.
What was this?
Oh.
Oh
Now is his spamming backflips as classic
Taking seven so fun to watch. I like watching take an eight two though. I do
Rip you fucking moron
Oh, this is a damn maze.
Oh!
I
Rip is one of the lead gameplay devs in invincible oh he is let's go
Where did I get that shirt I was wearing in thick and big from Jack and Jones, I believe
We got the key but I can't help but feel like there's a book in there but it
would be very easy to find out if I use the book sheet after beating the level.
3-5-6 still up dude 3-5-6 getting new DLC characters and shit
Did not mean to do that, whoops.
Mr President?
Dude, I'm getting fucking bullied!
Ah
Not me not me dude your berserk not me I'll have to turn you
They're coming with me, buddy.
Yeah, you want some, too?
Come on, then.
I'm on the...
I threw my ass...
Ah!
ass!
ah!
ah, burning, like 6-5
am i live tomorrow? it's pretty cold over here
yeah, i'm live tomorrow, yeah, yeah
jesus christ
this guy's like t-posed
Is MK1 the worst fighting game I've ever played?
Ugh, I don't know.
Man, I was so disappointed with MK1 though.
Especially like the story.
Because they revamped the entire thing, like, oh, a new fresh story, you know?
New like character dramas and like, oh, everything's remade and then they go the fucking multiverse
route so why the why even remake to begin with it I hated it I hated they
went the multiverse route I was excited to actually see some like
engaging story in it but nah it was just yeah just multiverse by the end I
well workers of the horde unite for too long we've suffered under chief them
The exploitation of the Gnoblin by the Gnoblin. With the called Goblinism, it will be the exact opposite.
Magic and Shamanism are the opiate of the masses and shall be forbidden.
Rating and pillaging goals will be extended for the Revolution, which I'll also seize the means of production, of destruction, of reproduction.
Booty will be shared truly equally, but Orcs will get a triple share, being obviously more equal than others.
Together, we can finally achieve a dictatorship of
Gobletariat
Temporarily inviting a single indispensable flawless individual me your glorious leader
Have I found any skilled point well, I think I found two skill books
MK 11 is your favorite one something about is just perfect. I think MK 10 is my favorite
You want some too?
He's gonna die when he's...
Nine is where I started.
And MK9 is what got me into fighting games.
I was working at a factory and like rewriting old cement recipes at a PC, so I used to have
like, I used to search up combo videos for like Melina, because I played Melina.
And then I realized, wait, there's this channel called like Team Spooky, who's hosting these
like tournaments?
That's awesome.
And that's how I got into it
Death
Ed Boon asked what game people would like to remaster. It was between Shaolin Monks
and MK9. Oh, Shaolin Monks. Death. You think I'll check out Marvel 2-Con fighting
game? Don't believe so. Fucking spear! Get rid of the damn spear! Oh yeah, I think we
can invest in other talents now, unless I want fireball. But I think I would rather
get dismemberment and stuff and you have a power attack here
reflect magic cool
stronger kick when in the air it's a high kick fast roll low kick let's get some
grappling. I'm getting this member meant. Okay this spear, can you get away from my
Scream.
This game's tight.
Okay, finding the last book in this area is going to be like Umiaga Pain, because this is a huge maze.
It's better to like beat the level first, I think.
what was it just two books oh wait then I have them all I think I got to be
showing some hands and come up for a close double someone looks sick as fuck
I might actually be done by the archmage. Yeah, yeah, it looks good. I've seen some of it, too.
Get me outta this damn maze!
Oh, might have done it.
What?
Oh, what the f-
Surrender, human! You're trapped!
Wait, I'm innocent!
You've just killed 27 people in the last 14 minutes!
Who are you?
I'm the glorious leader of the Horde!
Fine, I surrender.
We will see how you fight in the arena!
Ha!
I just mind-controlled him in the end, or, uh, yeah.
No, there was one skill book I missed, yeah.
I'm just gonna rush through and uh, woodbook finder.
And just freeze everybody.
Hey, you!
Okay, I feel like it might be in here. This is such a maze area.
It will show up above my camera if I'm close to it.
I've already been in there, it's a heal post.
Nothing here.
Yeah, I can also go invisible, that's true.
Nothing here.
So it's not in this section, we know that already.
And I gotta get the key, which I don't remember where I got it.
What the fuck- Oh!
You know what I'm kimchi you're celebrating today why and what are you celebrating
I'm looking for the key I'm trying to remember where I found this key shit did I find it
in the mines. Maybe I did.
We can get this now. Finisher. Where was Backstab? Oh yeah, I forgot about this
skill tree completely. There's Backstab, yeah. Fast sneak, ammo, logistic, pick
pocket. Headshot?
D-Double jump? What?
Stealth Archer.
Oh, you can hide in crates and barrels.
That's interesting, I could go, I could grab this because I got this one. That's kind of cool.
sneak magic is it true me and this kiss the twitch con I wish but we've never
met you know
Soon? No. It's been over 10 years where it's never had- it's over chat.
All right look for the skill book just gonna rush
Fucking help give me you and give me you come here. What's shy?
Skill what okay, there's a lure here that I apparently missed
I'm invincible!
Yeah, there's a lore here.
That's not the skill book, is it?
I was in there.
Um...
This one's kind of funny.
Just grab a blue key through here.
Well, no, I definitely got this lore before.
Yeah, yeah.
Where the heckity heck is the book, though?
I've seen this Warhammer 2D stealth game, so we got it through the Absalom.
Age of Sigmar? Wait, what?
No, I haven't!
Oh, this is sick!
Lunmördare!
Play as a smug and brutal scaven, Lunmördare, in this new, raw, refreshing token of 2D Action Platform's quangen.
okay that's kind of cool death monster all right
monster apprentice enemy the wish monster
Where the fuck? Okay, it must be in the last segment then if it's not here.
Croaking, croaking, croaking, croaking.
When is the annual replay of GNOME? Man, that game sucked.
It must be up here then.
I need the red key.
Uh, fuck.
Where the heckity heck was the red key then?
Yeah, no, I'm looking for the book icon above my camera.
It shows up when I'm close to the book.
karma'd by it that's what happened you
don't be in the gamer you don't be in the
you be at BM you do not be in the gamer
you know nailing chat two hundred and
five kilo squat for reps it is fuck
yeah you got me straps good what a
absolute beast I see the skill book
it's on my radar it's somewhere around
Found it.
Skill book?
Ah-ha!
Got it! Alright, done with this level.
Cool. Ah, nice.
yep arena survive one book oh shit okay man I should have had this
member meant for this
it's two skill points
okay
It's time!
Cherish me!
What do you mean thumbs down?
appeal I'll give you all what you ask for
Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? What? That was so good
All right, I'll give you what you asked for how about this
Yeah, I like that yeah, how about making them fight each other
You want to see the dismemberment and heads flying, huh?
Yes! Yes!
Chop the fucking head off. Okay.
You want to see the m-
What do you mean? How is this filmed down?
Love me!
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha ha!
Telekinesis spell is amazeballs.
Drink this.
Stop thumbing me down man, if I could chop off- Yeah!
You like that?
This is what you want to see?
Are you not entertained?
Wait, he's a wrestler!
Oh shit!
He's using...
Ah!
Ha ha!
Throw the head into the crowd?
True!
I'll throw the wrestlers head into the crowd.
Did you lose track of me?
Oh yeah you did, you know why?
Because I'm invisible!
You have no idea where I am.
I could be anywhere, at any time, at any moment.
What?
Give me your head give me your head
how do they not love me love me
love me now yeah yeah
Okay, you.
This guy doesn't even care about being on fire.
Where's my banana peel?
AHHHHH FUCK!
NAR!
I fuck this.
Yeah! What?!
Love me!
Oh fuck
Well, I at least I don't have to redo
Oh, it's this guy again.
You don't thumbs up that!
Yeah, love me!
That's what you want to see, right?
Sir kicks a lot, yeah?
What about that, huh? No thumbs down? Yeah, that's what I thought.
What do you mean? Fuck off!
What the hell?
WAAA!
Do you want to see blood and sweat and tears?
Yeah
Next big game I'm streaming probably double I mean jumpking quest thumbs up
I got a thumbs up defeat gobsilla gobsilla oh shit your ass is what
oh my look okay are you kidding me and it puts me back here
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
How are the throbs down?
three guards
Oh my god teleported with him into the spikes.
fucking dank, and then I double healed my accident, amaze, amaze.
That's LR running away from the car when he steals a snack.
Who do you think you are you're nothing
I am your master.
Yeah! Love me!
Flowers!
Impressive Gladiator, what is your name?
My name is Sir Kixalot.
Oh, my name is Gladiator.
Now Sir Kixalot.
Congratulations, I guess. Now go back to yourself.
Well, shit.
As the greatest champion of guns, thank you.
Matthew thinks 17, fire swathing 35, ball thinks 56, gamer, ooh, man, this fuckin'
ooh, I need 100 months, dude.
Thank you.
New York City, escape New York City.
Oh, I get it, New York City.
Goblins have built a rocket.
It could be useful.
Three books, okay.
Dismemberment. Yeah.
Ooh. Nice.
Some good stuff here.
Alright, we need to escape. Huh?
I mean, I could just teleport?
Wait, what?
Interesting poster.
I can't just teleport out of my cell, but...
All good different ways to go about
There's the rocket okay, but it was three skill books
Hey, you.
Any books?
My World Dalvix, the four.
Bink, bonk, bink, bink, bink, bonk.
Can you play God Hand at a 60 FPS in emulator?
I know people have tried to make it, apparently like some animations and shit can break.
It breaks, yeah, damn it sucks.
new rocket program comrades for too long humans have been falling out of the sky
from the ridiculous floating islands in the clouds we can no longer tolerate
this rain of knights and wizards we've decided to undertake a new glorious
project to build a rocket to obliterate the floating islands we choose to send
it to the clouds this week and to do the other things not because they're easy
but because we thought they would be easy. Do not ask what the horde can do for you,
and do not ask what you can do for the horde. You will be given orders anyway.
Glory to the horde, your glorious leader.
Any bocos. Any bocos. Zog Zog!
Oh yeah. Now we're talking. Stop bonking me out.
I got him pale himself.
Oh shki fucking hell who is hurting and he just impaled himself
I think what that's right off with the head off with the arm yes yes
kind of this is where we haven't gotten at this as part of yet I mean there might
be who knows probably still a few levels left I haven't found any book yet in this level
Oh, that doesn't.
Okay, how is that not an achievement?
That should be an achievement.
Oh fuck, agguring the entire place.
of
the
death
of
the
Bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, need healing.
Is there no heals?
This mission kinda tough.
I will not falter.
Okay, I'ma play 007 on 27th or earlier. No, uh, 26.
Oh, I saw!
Oh man, I was gonna like throw him into that like saw him
It might be healing in here
of
this
Now, now.
Adventures of Circus Gelot, yeah, true.
Hey, you.
Die.
I like this saw here.
Hey, can I just take 71?
they haven't found any book yet still not find any book and there's three on the
stage maybe they should unlock wind magic push enemies violently
because I have this member now which is very important this could be kind of
fun to hiding look at that blood bath double jump yeah double jump is yeah
Yeah, you know what? Double jump.
That was over here. So I could either get fast roll or bash.
Yeah, bash is good. I don't give a power attack. Double jump and low kick.
Book on pillars? Oh shit, you're right.
One.
Boke.
Boke up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Obey me obey me now
Nice work, my trusty warrior.
More, more, up!
More!
Thank you for your service.
Kill them.
The horror later commands outdated.
I legit might try the, uh, Last of Us 2 Roblox mod on PC.
But I haven't fully decided yet.
What the fuck?
This is the calibration for the ro-
Okay, I need a, uh, instruction manual here.
I think I don't I think I did that correctly I'm not so sure
Yeah, I needed some kind of instruction book
It's not rocket science man wait it is it is true it is
a book two out of three
What the fuck?
Frozen!
Come on.
Any book in the toilets? If I was the dev, I'd definitely hide a book.
Oh!
We got all the books!
Okay, we could get Bash now.
Into low kick into double jump.
Because I'd like to get the stronger attack, that's cool.
Bink, Bink, Bunk.
Does it work best with heavy weapons?
Yes, that's good. I only play with heavy weapons, that makes sense.
Alright, we need to get up on the tower.
If you think this ever to Baroni, uh, no. Wait, what?
mysterious tidings on oh yeah this is the multi whoa this is the multiplayer one
yeah I think it was linked in the lad chat it's crazy good it's mega difficult
Is it good for a single player?
Mysterious Tidie
Yeah, yeah, okay, wait this is 2015. Oh, this is like an old game
Damn. Okay. I thought this was a new game. I thought Baroni was a new game. Yeah, I never
played Baroni. I legit thought it was a game that came out like last month or something.
Oh there's a portal here okay.
Oh it's still getting updated in DLCs.
Okay I gotta activate that portal somehow.
Maybe one of the levers up there activates it or something.
Oh, wait, pump the jet.
Wait, pump the jam zero percent.
Oh.
Enter the Bloop sequence.
I don't know the Bloop sequence.
I didn't press that.
recalibrate reach the top of the launch tower oh that was it okay I will
definitely be watching some combo breaker I don't know if I'm allowed to on
stream though I have I haven't checked if you're allowed
well well well this will be the last eyes you see before your death wait can I escape
with him okay I got an achievement from my controller game that's kind of funny
sick I gotta get the dog I real quick chat oh I'll do a little chagamba I missed
the racing chat game maybe I should get that one again
Say you!
I
You
The four towers?
Oh, I like the reference.
You're flying back to the human realm.
It's time for revenge.
Start with the pirates by stealing their treasure.
books. Crazy. Where is it speaking? What do you hope to see revealed during the upcoming
showcases? Wait, you think Sakura DLC will show up? I do not believe so. I think they
will show the new, like, the God of War spinoff with, with Fey or whatever. That's what I
I think very mystery whoa there's a rocket ok a praise are you past your
Britton final X7 system IT congrats
praiser oh yeah isn't it secure yeah
Activision
oh secret for sure four books in this one quick check of the combo break
socials website Google I saw nothing directly about streaming it Google says
you can but I have to credit the host stream and follow their guidelines
previous years I remember that meaning you have to show like sponsor logos and
I'll talk shit yeah I remember this there's an AI note but this year original
commentary audio is restrictive I don't know if I trust that hmm wait original
commentator audio is restricted oh what does that mean
Teleports so crazy OP. Jesus Christ. Oh shit, what's up?
Don't blah blah blah me
Let's go then!
A note!
Oh shit, map of the tower!
Okay
It's a big level master
God, I want I want to drag his dog my two DLC so badly dude is a one-guy game. I think it's a one-guy game
fucking
Yeah, the game is basically dark messiah
So much funky stuff you could do
now what's up wait she lived it you know y'all I'll be now all things tell them
if I do no it is definitely like dark messiah I know that's all I can find I
I guess they want you to talk and play your own music.
Well, I mean, it's no rush.
It starts today, right?
Dark Messiah and Timot?
That still doesn't mean it's not like Dark Messiah, though,
which is what you said, Carnarax.
You said nothing like Dark Messiah.
So, point still stands, okay?
Yeah, oh you have no arms. Yeah
You can't you can't you you can't you you
You can't know and giga chat yourself it doesn't work like that
Saber
Huh
I'm trying to tab out of the game.
Uh, any plans after this game, it's not like there, if not, there's a new horror like Butcher,
man.
Uh, yeah.
If I also have 11 reviews, all positive came out today.
Hold on, it came out today, already 11 reviews, positive.
Let me do some research.
Game is eerie and gripping. Love the scare elements and the puzzles were genuinely fun
but the whole experience will far too short plus thanks for adding red language. Okay. Perfect one to our game. Okay
Okay, okay, short but fun game things in our hey, okay seems pretty Jen seems like pretty genuine reviews
I think that's cool. Oh, maybe hey things of the link yeah link
Well, yeah, beating the level and then just finding the books will be easy, I guess.
Where's the blue key?
Above the snow dropped on steam and literally four out of five with the reviews were AI
I've written about wrong game
Fuck me mate. I love love this
Oh
Secret hole book. Oh shit. Oh wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Stop I
Really want your weapons. I oh fuck
Is there gachi in this game?
No.
Just a grappling talent.
Does this game have some sort of level builder?
Not that I know of.
Oh shit, you're right.
I can probably just throw the weapons when I mine can try and think about that.
Brab.
3 skill points, alright, we could get power attack, why not, and then we can go low kick
into double jump.
Oh, this will knock it down instead of pushing.
You can grab enemies on the ground, yeah, so that's pretty good.
Give me the strong attack, though.
Is that the one?
Whole left mouse button.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Alright, what's this?
Hellsweep!
Finish weapon!
I fuck you!
I've been running IRL yes yes yes got to stay active with that for the for the marathon
law this there's the red key you accept things the 82 oh I chopped up his leg
and then his arm I don't like that
Any lads later? No. I think Lepa is gone the entire weekend, he said.
huh you kids block with a fish silly man
hey you tbh takes one full caracer the first time ever went on Garfield car
yesterday what do you mean I've won probably like a hundred times this is
Roblox? No, this is Sir Kicks a Lot.
Sir Kicks a Lot.
Is it on the engine 5 game? I don't think so. I don't know what engine it had.
Good ol right right right true are you kidding me
You want to take a swim?
I just saw this on five good old games to inspire you, oh!
Let me help you down.
Damn, finding the books in this...
Oh, this level isn't that big.
No level is like huge yet.
This is probably the biggest though, but it is not that big.
It's quite fine in it.
The goal of this game is to kill the princess now.
She's betrayed the kingdom to take it for herself.
And she's also our sister.
You asked in Jokas chat?
And it seems like you can re-stream Comma Breaker freely, really?
Okay, when does it start?
It starts today, right?
I
Started okay, two not far as well
The thing is he's like yeah, I mean yeah, he's part of the like fighting game community though, so it pulls
Oh
Yeah
Sorry you have a jacket with King on.
Oh yeah I have a whole ski outfit which is taking a theme.
Yeah that's true with King.
Very true.
DEATH!
I have no weapon!
I don't need no weapon take this
Furry mask during skiing. No, that's not what it was
How many books have I found I think I found one there's four oh
Yeah, the schedule ride. Yeah, I think I'm it's safe for me and linked it last time
Nothing here.
Hellbette.
I don't have a lot of moan now
Skill book, okay, I think that's two skill books now
Buddy
Give me this thank you
Well, I visit the Furrican in Germany this year. No, why would I visit that?
I have nothing to do with birdies.
Of course, Germany has fur con. I mean, we have one in Sweden too, or had at least. The one in
live streamed in and then they kicked him out.
Oh
Dude fight him not fight. Okay, you know what fuck it power attack multi-force. Oh
Sick
Oh, hello.
Steal the pirate treasure.
Right, that was a goal.
No skill book in here.
I think you see when the heavy attack is active it yeah the the crosshair pulsates
another one more time go back to the boat and escape yeah but I think there's
still two more skill books though we gotta get those power attack multi-force
Power attack?
Multi-Force!
Oh, I got Fire Maul now.
Hmm.
Damn, okay, finding these books is going to be really hard with how this level is kind
of all over.
It's not really all over, but it's a lot of floors.
And I believe I only got two of the... books.
Well, I guess I could just re-rush through the level with a book cheat on after beating it now.
It should be free and easy, also known as Freezy.
I'm pretty sure I missed like two of them, yeah, so I'm just going to rush through the
level in this one, book finder 2000.
Let's see, let's be sneaky about it.
There's a book right here somewhere.
Okay.
Very close.
Umia got close.
I'm practically inside the book.
Oh.
Oh, that is sneaky.
That is very sneaky.
Three skill points.
Let's get double jump.
Oh, it's Hell Sweep! Hell Sweep!
Book! Book!
Oh, it's very- Oh, it's in here! Okay, that was easy. Done. Nice.
cool now it's time so this is the potion of mass destruction now it's time to
deal with the wizards infiltrate their school and find a way to destroy it
those are actually very sneaky hiding spots
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Potion of mass turbation.
Awesome, that fruit.
three books here, yep.
Hello Moran, hello Moran and I.
Arby lads, no, I think Lepa is gone.
He's gone like the entire weekend.
suffer, suffer, what the f...
suffer, oh my god, suffer
Here it comes!
Why is it shiny?
Recipe for the potion of mass destruction.
All you need is Mandrake, Phoenix Feather, 100 grams of butter, and then Plutonium.
What the fuck?
Find a Mandrake group, Phoenix Feather.
Okay.
Wait, that sounds familiar.
I
My man is okay, you're still are you still a lot? What the
Whoo, that's a lot of doors, okay
there's nothing you can do you cannot fight your destiny and your destiny is death
that's fine all good we do this
mega force multiplier fuck I cannot escape the inevitable
And what's inevitable for you, is death.
Cool. Must be a book. I haven't found a book. I think it was three books on the stage.
This game is so cool. Yeah, it's really fun. It's not super long either. I mean, I'll beat it
very soon, I think. There's a- no, there's a parchment. The fuck? House chicken door?
Value, chivalry, determination, limited bravery.
The footsies? I have no weapon.
Yes, suffer.
I'M DEATH!
Oh, there's a Phoenix Feather, okay.
They're all the tiny beds.
Okay, nice.
How was that?
Check in here.
You can't block this.
I am the disciple of Legolas.
Are you freeze health sweep
Y'all Leafy, thanks for 45. Thank you. No books here? Oh shit. Thank you, Mroom. Well,
It should be easy, we just do a little bit of this...
Spaghetti?
Yeah, Xenomai got a big update.
I think I'll wait for for one point. Oh, no
Are you kidding me?
Yeah
Lots of us to today I kind of do the road like mode on PC and see
The road I mode is really fun in that game, but it is so hard and scary it is
Here it comes!
I
Oh my god
Combat so satisfying now with a strong attack and dismemberment.
All right, that's everyone without even lifting a thin
Does the roadline won't make you watch the breathtaking story?
No.
The roadline mode is like, you have like branches that you follow depending on what loot and
stuff you want and then you can play like every character and they all have their quirks.
Like Dina is good at like crafting traps and stuff and Yu-Wil is like a tank.
uh... yada yada
wait what?
i don't even need to do this, it was already on
Last of those two streams was the first time in 10 plus years I got called slurs by some
random from this chat for saying that I like Abbey Oh my god have you seen the florist?
Yes, I put on my wish list, I did, yeah.
How are you gonna cast your spells now, huh?
Oh yeah, there's also boss fights in the uh, in the roguelite mode.
House Pigeon Claw, Values, Wisdom, Intelligent, Superior, Firepower, okay, we should have
the uh, Ingredient here I guess.
Yes, the plutonium and a skill book.
Noice.
I have double jump now.
Yeah, now I don't really know what I want anymore.
That's like the...
That's bigger, hotter, the Rat King or the boat scene.
Yeah...
Yeah, we have the backstab over here, I'll get the backstab.
Did you end up playing much of the roguelike or light thingy in Last of Us 2 Last Year
for this and I don't remember you playing as much as you just thought you would.
No I did.
I played it with like all characters, um, but I'm, yeah, I played it on console and I would,
I, I, like I have the game on PC and I'd love to try it and maybe like you could make, I
might be underestimating how difficult it was though, like a perma run with it, every
character if you die I gotta go back in the beginning again.
by the way when I came up with a homer get a job soundtrack now my TP memories are ruined oh yeah
yeah it actually could be really sick it could be really sick chai could be could be
it took you 18 hours to be dina alone yeah but it was on console you know it was on console it's hard to aim
of
We have seen me laying with the mouse also.
I can't aim on both.
That's not true.
That is not true.
not true actually incredibly false
road to Volstok was a fluke that would never happen again
fucking electricity are you okay I just saved
and we're good
This weapon sucks wait that is sorting hat
Two skill points, back stab, yeah yeah yeah.
I
Don't know what you're doing join house truffle pug
But you're enjoying it you belong to house truffle Pog
Truffle Pog I don't want to be truffle Pog
You know what you're gonna do, huh?
I'm hedgehog-y pying you.
But I'm gonna go out here and kill her.
There we go.
House truffle- oh come on man!
Loyalty pages and free food.
Ah, that's it, put some butter in the- oh we need the mandrake root.
Yes!
Okay, okay.
T.
Okay, okay.
I was in uh, Gryffindor when I did like the test many years ago.
You plan to play Jumping Sulu or Private Code Online?
Uh, yeah, probably just Private Code Online, I guess.
Something like that.
are you friendly oh guys I just want to talk
Let me talk!
of
the
of
the
but I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Opinion's on sand?
Annoying to get in the crack I guess?
Or some?
So I've heard.
Also annoying to get in...
You know what, like if you're a bit on the beach and then some...
You actually chew on a sand corn?
Oh dude, that's the worst.
Yeah, they could be like sand in your food, you know.
I don't even know what to get anymore.
I got all the ones I kinda wanted. I mean, yeah, we have hiding, I guess, could do that.
Did it!
Oh, shit, we're back here now. Nice.
Slide kickin' it good.
Uh, it's a hellsweep, like if you crouch and then you do this, it's very good.
Because you trip them, and then if you have this ability, grappling, you can grab enemies on the ground.
So you just trip them and then you grab them and you can throw them wherever.
It's really nice.
Escape in your boat.
Oh shit.
Oh, a minute.
Wait, where'd I come from here?
Oh, we actually did get all the skill books, I haven't realized.
28 minutes later.
Finally, it's time for your revenge against the princess.
She's planning to attack the capital with Undeads.
Stop her.
Here it is, Chat.
The finale I imagine, yeah.
Any interest in Bubsy 4D came out today?
Bubsy 4D.
good reviews I should very very good reviews for this 38 but still yeah maybe
maybe? I don't know. I know Bugsy 3D, yeah. Yeah, I'm the sneak attack with the charge
attack sneak attack with a charge attack with a heavy weapon it's just it's a
kill
Bob's here before re-birth.
we'll see again
I'm stuck dude how is this fit he was blocking me from ending the slide
animation so I was just locked in his like presence that wasn't fair
well things in life ain't fair
Oh, man, I got saved over here.
Crikey.
Oh.
Hello?
Hmm...
DEATH!
Since you're- since you're now open to loud likes or given don't play this a try, no.
I got some fucking frustrated from the game yesterday.
Ah sh- aw man.
I don't know man.
I finished it, fuck no, I flushed it twice.
Yeah, we call them loud lights now, because that's what they are.
Hmm.
A new Xanum update?
I think at this point might as well just wait for 1.0.
Because the next update is 1.0.
Probably like 7 years from now.
Get than me!
Oh
Holy enemies on the stage, but I mean I'm guessing it's the final stage, so yep
You've got no head
Flying out with the lads? Yes, I've linked it in last chat along with them.
I mean, we have like, I don't know how many lad games we have in the last chat at this point that we haven't tried yet.
Citizens, due to the attack of the city by necromancers, there's a zombie epidemic ongoing.
The council has issued directives to keep everyone mostly alive.
Lockdown.
All non-essential residents are ordered to remain indoors.
Also workers include city guards, licensed potion birds, and certified clerics.
Social distancing.
Avoid gathering.
Maintain a two-sword-length distance from each other.
Helmet.
All residents must wear a helmet, covering both nose and mouth.
It will not prevent you from being bitten, but it will prevent you from biting others
if you're infected.
Potion.
Once eligible, take your life potion dose to reduce risk of infection.
Working from home.
If your work can accommodate this, please use a crystal orb and work from home.
Please mute your orb when not speaking.
The city council.
Thank you.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Yo.
oh score oh I can freeze this any secret if I was a devil definitely put a
secret up in here really damn we got the red key though
There's the red door I want to kill you before my controller runs out.
Woo!
for monobotion hey episode of x34 garfield jam no no no fx4 shot now
pinky bonk pinky bonk I have two skill points man maybe I'll just learn a new
spell like windblast or something or fireball
Big spells.
melee attack damage is cool.
more life?
Maybe that should.
Nice.
Three points.
Weapon reach?
They're range increased by each alert enemy around meh.
yeah big spells kind of cool I guess but we could also just learn spells
when the blasts
hey don't do the ball like 69 man hi boss man I recently got diagnosed with a
rare kidney disease which are currently to new kami immune system so I'll be
watching a lot more in the future yo shit thanks for uh thanks a big thing
uh sorry for trolling dude don't don't don't say sorry man it's all good uh
you're gonna be this shit for sure for sure doing the ball I wish you a speedy
ass recovery brother bow zinc yeah more stamina is cool
Oh, we can try another spell.
I'll learn windblast. Yeah, I guess I'll fucking die. Wait, I haven't saved though.
No! No, no, no! No, no! No, I don't want it done! Nooooooooooooooooo!
I don't want to die my god
well I gotta find the key again I think oh yeah the key is in here I remember
Oh, yo, I you want loose
Princess!
DEATH!
Yeah, this is like the final mission.
Play the original House of the Dead.
Suffering like G did?
Go, Carl!
Seems like my advice had no effect.
Eugh...
Open and open. Alright, nice, we did it.
Did it!
Wind Force!
Have I seen Obsession yet? No, it's not out on like streaming yet.
You know what I started watching though? Twin Peaks. I've never seen Twin Peaks.
Uh, haven't even finished the first episode yet, but the first episode is one and a half hour.
And we're- I'm an hour in and it's so good. It's actually so good.
I love the music.
No, the series, the old series from 1990s or whatever.
Oh
Another how many red keys do I need what the hell
Do do
Yeah, give me a blue key, please.
This level has so many enemies.
I finished Twilight Princess, I did.
But it was very, very good.
I finished it yesterday.
There's also so many cool details in that game.
DEATH!
The combo is so sophisticated for its time.
What was the original release date of it?
I don't remember.
2000 and... oh it's 2006, yeah.
Oh, there's the blue key.
Did it!
Legacy of Canes here is in the time soon?
I don't plan on playing the series, but they just released uh,
What was it?
Defiance or whatever like a remaster. I was thinking of playing that one. I played soul reaver
Was it defiance yeah, I was defiance
it was cool that it was cool oh do not fall in the water here I will cry
Well, now that's open, um, can I then go and save here?
Should be a save.
Right here, yes.
Okay, now I don't mind if I die.
Thoughts on lasagna?
Oh, lasagna's great, and it tastes better like the day after.
Then it's very good food box food and shit and stuff, yeah.
That sucks if your last place is true.
Can you lose 5 kill in a month?
Yeah, probably, but... suffering.
It would be a lot of water weight. You'd have to like, dehydrate yourself, I guess, you know.
Yeah, yeah, that would be unsustainable weight loss.
It would just not- it would not be good. But yeah, it is possible, it is, for sure.
come at me
What?
I'm stuck. Oh yeah, I completely forgot I had double jump.
I thought I had four limbs off an enemy.
Okay, we're good. Nice. Skill equals points. Yeah, I could get big spells, but I think
this is the final level, so I'm not even gonna... Sorry, brother. Sorry, brother. Sorry, brother.
Fireball yeah, I don't I do not have a fireball. It's true
Oh
Hello Sir Kixalot, please enter, I was waiting for you.
I don't know who I am.
I'm the seer of the cult of the fourth wall.
I see all past, present and a moment yet to come.
Can you guess how many fingers I'm hiding behind my back?
Yes, one.
And this is rather rude.
Did you see this one covered in chicken?
Oh, do you know where the princess is?
No longer here, you missed her. The Prince left the city 28 minutes ago. She's getting stronger stronger. She will be back
Why did she attack the city in the first place?
She's trying to get and destroy the mighty boots a powerful artifact the only thing that could stop her
Where can I find them?
You'll have to face the three challenges to get them for the first one
You'll have to locate the vault entrance hidden in the temple of my cult that lies through that door
Beware my brothers will defend it with their lives
Okay, I'll get the mighty boots
Yeah I miss a skill book.
Coldest base.
I don't know if I can be arse trying to find this one.
Do I remember where the keys are?
Yeah it's there and the blue key.
Hold up, maybe.
I have three skill points.
I'll take big spells.
I can charge up ice ball and wind. Okay, let me see here
Because the book could be here, but I also know where the keys are
Any book up any book up any book up
book where book book oh it's hot it's hot it's hot it's hot
Bukka? Fuck me, the music here is so loud!
oh you have the book okay
nor nor man trying to get the book man
there we go got it cultist base the
only way to stop the prince to find
the mighty boots the first shot is to
to get them to find a vault entrance. Okay. Sure. Okay, let me up the music again.
John Coltists.
Coltists.
Was there three books here I think?
Yeah.
Ninja silo, I recommend paradise on Disney Plus.
Oh, okay.
Never heard of paradise.
Yeah, I like silo, though.
I've seen both of the seasons.
Eh?
Why is there a secret bottle here?
Next to the bed.
Egypt!
okay well they're dead oh you're not dead but you will be if you come here
watch ander it's a masterpiece and the best shit on Disney plus ander okay he
actually had an alcohol stash next to his bed that's interesting
I
Huh do you need help brother?
Where do you think you're going?
Yeah, I'll get fireball, I guess.
Now I can do big fireballs.
Wait, how do I do big spells?
Oh, this is just a passive effect.
Oh yeah, this is just a passive.
Boom.
Okay, that's cool.
I thought I had to hold it, but obviously that's a fire trap then.
What does fire trap do?
You just put target on fire.
Cool.
trap do push the target violently you have no leg and now you have no head thank
Thank you!
Oh my god.
What you gonna do now, huh?
What you gonna- what?
Okay, don't think you are cool.
Why is this a doku?
Oh my lord!
Okay!
Golden key we need all kind
Some bugs bunny shit. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun game
Don't come all stir the wind trap yak is the wind trap try it
Don't be like that come on come on
come on don't be don't be don't be like that don't be don't be don't be don't be
don't oh okay they just fly really high up like like a springboard and don't be
don't be don't be
Thank you.
A lot of bow shells here.
Was that the golden key?
Nice.
And, we believe in a trinity of gods, the developer, the player, and the avatar.
We believe in the developer, the creator of the world, omniscient, omnipotent and evil.
We believe in the player, beyond this world, unbound by hitboxes and game process.
We believe in the avatar, one in mind with a player, yet fully in game character.
We believe that the player, through the avatar, shall finish the game and deliver us from the
cycle of respawn and suffering.
Don't worry, I will, for I am the gamer.
to go there I probably should and go save boy boy boy boy over here okay I don't
I don't want to step in that, boy.
Yeah, it's ice, ice spell, yeah.
I spell there's a fish
okay now I'm back here cool can you build ice wall of Camelon this game don't believe
so but what the fuck is 30 minutes in 9 p.m.
huh
can I do ice then wind oh yeah probably
it does work
Yeah, it's just gone so fast. I've been after five hours already. I feel like I just started.
Watch some gumbo breaker later, bruv.
Hello, demoness. Ow.
What's chat gaming? Is it Friday, right? Yeah, this fine Friday.
You finished school yesterday. It was 12 years ago. No
Shit man true binding of Isaac dark tide sick. Oh fuck
Dead by daylight aware
The obel fore cover champions grinding new to endgame
What up them forever? What is forever?
What is this? I actually never heard of this.
Online multiplayer action RPG. Okay. Huh. Oh shit, I'm not dying, am I?
Early access. Sixth of May as pretty as new.
The MMO Light Style Game can be done completely solo.
Oh, that's cool, that's cool.
Forever.
I'm playing a really cool fairytale horror game called
Little Goodie Two Shoes.
Wait, I've played that, haven't I?
I'm pretty sure I've played that one.
I can't be arsed with you.
Cool.
I did, yeah.
I feel like I did play that.
Oh my god, holy battle arena.
You're playing CS2?
Damn.
Tell me CS2 is a good game though, isn't it?
All right, well fucking I guess
Oh, you don't need any weapons in this game when you're respecting all the spells.
They're just a luxury.
I'm playing Crimson Desert.
I knew it was science fantasy, but imagine as a person I ignore the main quest and live
You're not exploring and finding ziplines and trains, yeah.
Yep.
Okay, we need a key here.
Little key!
Oh!
Don't into the spikes!
Ahhhh!
Oh, do not do that!
Thank you!
All the puts in the world!
Yeah, they just updated a game and added new pets. Yeah, they've added so much in that game since I played it. It's insane how quick they've done it.
We believe that the creator of this world, the developer, is omnipotent and evil, yet good exists in this world. This is known as the problem of good, and several explanations have been proposed to solve this apparent paradox.
Free will, true evil necessitates free will, and good may arise from real choice.
Greater evil, certain goods are permitted only to enable the worst outcome later.
No actual good, good is the absence of evil, not a thing.
Worst possible world, this is the least good option.
Test of faith, good could be a trick of the developer to make us doubt,
or mystery the developer's reasons are beyond understanding.
Okay, where's the key for this?
couldn't I just like teleport to the other side of this no there's a bit
awkward I don't have any weapon but I don't need any oh my god do not hit me
with that I think I'll get one shot cool hey can I get your weapon thank you
I think there's a lever. Yeah, you need a lever for this for sure. Yeah, it's up there. I see it.
Today was a patch. You can have as pets most of the small animals now you can ride beast
Wivers like you could bears and a pond and camper fish
Oh sick
Missed one, but fuck it whatever vault fiction
You've reached a vault your second challenge is to break the force field around the mighty boots to retrieve them
Let's go. I missed the book, but I already have the abilities at once
The rest are just luxury at this point really
You
I could I could get lightning spell then I got all the spells in the game I
Could also go for more melee damage, which is cool more life. So I don't die. That's actually 33 percent
Yeah, I'll take some life
And my acts
Yo
Okay, we we we'll talk
We'll talk we'll talk, okay
Well done sir kicks a lot you reached a vault it's time for the second challenge break the force field on a mighty booster retrieve them
How's the princess getting more powerful? She's found a way to manipulate the source code of the game
How do you know all these things? I read the story of the game. I know how it ends
Are we really in a game? Can you prove it? Can you give me an achievement for example?
My power is limited in this game, but yes, I can do that. Okay. Thanks. That's great
Oh skeletons
The wind is pushing me
Heeeey.
Blah blah blah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Whoops, sorry.
Don't move.
Yeah, you can mind control the skeletons.
I didn't think he would be able to.
What are you calling?
Zipping in R9? Yeah, it's so over.
It's so over.
Hobbit?
Yeah?
Is there...
A clip?
Oh shit, is that the force field?
Hey, Malad, it's 122 man on Earth, I think six years, pin 1, 87 mythos, it's five
It's not a funny hit, he's just doing these three no hit practice. Ah, okay
Break the second seal. Couldn't I just like
I guess this would be insane cheating if I could do this. Wait what?
Oh
Well, that's uh very strong
Well, that's your kick, Sly. You're almost there.
For your final challenge, you'll have to answer three questions. Are you ready?
Does this one count already?
First question. What powerful artifact do you seek?
The amulet of yander, the mighty boots, power glove, the get gun.
I would like to use the lifeline.
Okay, let's use the 52th to lifeline and move two answers.
Well, it's the mighty boots.
What is your favorite color? It's red.
I'm a red name.
Final question. In front of you are two doors. One leads to freedom, one to death.
You don't know which is which. In front of each door is a guard. One always lying, one
always telling the truth.
You don't know which is which. You can ask a single question to
a guard to find the correct door. What would it be?
Is the liar in front of the correct door?
If I asked what is the correct door, which door would the other guard point to?
If I asked you are you in front of the correct door, would your reply be yes?
If I ask your mom, which door would you say?
You answered wisely the mighty boots are now yours if you try them you'll see that they do not fit
To wear them comfortably you need to another artifact that lost socks
I'll mark your location on your map. Good luck another fetch quest
well I didn't find any books but you know what fuck it I'm I cheated the
level I don't care Raiders of the Lost Socks okay you finally find the mighty
boots but they don't fit the more than comfortably you'll need to get the Lost
Socks is there out of three yeah but I have all the abilities man
Chicago, Orlando, Trolliwood, Minotoronto, Black and Mordor, okay.
Paris is there in Mordor?
Wait, Paris is in Mordor.
I lost tempo, okay.
Oh, that wasn't worth it.
Oh, okay, never mind.
Tinegrae released just released a big blog post and one of the sections of giving shout-outs
those community modders and which one of them is called no sex yeah do y'all have
crawfish in Sweden is that Kräftal no that's lobster wait what's crawfish is
that what do we call crawfish in Swedish
Racka? But that's shrimp though.
Two skill points? Yeah, I don't really know what else I want. I mean, yeah, we do have
lightning we could get, melee attack damage. I'll get the lightning then we
have all the spells, look at that. That's cool. And now what is lightning trap?
Cast chain lightning from the target. Okay. Big spells lightning propagates the
enemies around so it's chain lightning automatically now
Pog und Pag
por favor
Okay, this is close to the end. Yes, it should be
It should be.
Hey, you!
Stealth Macer.
You can't look with... okay now you don't even have a head.
Okay thank you.
of solitude after this? What is that? I have plate? Oh, it's the one I got gifted to me
with the... Yeah, this is a vampire mansion like I think. But I think it might be a bit
more horror-esque than Vampire Mansion.
Oh! Nice skill book, okay.
Okay, maybe it's probably Sombra, it could be horror for you.
I have that on my wishlist.
That's not a horror.
How do you tell if a watermelon is ripe?
I don't know.
Man, I can cheat so easily.
I'm supposed to find the blue key to open that so I can go through, but I could literally just teleport.
Teleport is, like, the most broken skill.
two skill points yeah I just don't know what we're getting anymore more melee damage I guess
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
Wait. Oh, am I thinking of like Project Rabbit or whatever?
I might be thinking of like Project Rabbit.
Damn lightning's powerful.
Jesus Christ
Yeah, I think product songbird is on my wishlist then okay, there is clearly traps here. Is there any indicate?
Did I do good?
Okay.
I'm not going to test the others, it's going to be death.
Can I burn the locked doors in this?
I could test it.
Well, I don't think you can burn doors though, no.
Longsword.
I wouldn't surprise me if you could though.
Under the wife I've talked to my n-plus one my necromancer. He's a cool guy
Given no unlucky. We were in life. He agreed to release me for my undead duty and will file the paperwork tomorrow
Unless something happens
Unlikely since the temple I'm guarding hasn't been visited in 300 years already not with you and the kids
Gary your loving skeleton
It's Gary from the tutorial
I hope the dog is not too annoying since the whole family is basically a hundred percent bones now
I think first lights can have all the cool bond moments like the old games
I mean yeah, it definitely will have a lot of cool bond moments. I think
Wait you can hit levers with a wind spell too, holy shit
Well, we're looking for the little soaks that got to be around here somewhere
Oh shit that hurt.
Out, Johnny!
Oh fuck, um...
Is this where I came from?
I don't know.
No, it's not.
Okay.
There's the...
I think...
Yes.
Should probably do a quick war record, hit my speed, not to get ready to- no, no way
shit-ants.
Definitely not, no.
The SOCKS, uh.
Boulder.
Wait, Boulder?
Oh shit!
okay
yeah
that and
that
and
that
and
that
and
that
I was actually thinking of playing everything or nothing.
You know the PS2 one?
I was thinking of playing that one.
It's very short though.
I think it's like three hours long.
Let me show you up.
It's this one.
With Pierce Brosnan, dude.
Dude, this video keeps popping up for me.
All the time.
This game will be kind of cool.
Remember playing this with your friend in high school?
Yeah, I think I rented this game when I was in school.
The world is not enough.
Is that PS1?
Oh.
Kaba-i games.
Alright, Princess Survivor, defeat the princess once and for all.
There's no books, no scrolls.
This is the one.
Blah blah blah.
It's too late brother.
I'm too powerful now.
I can create Unbreakable Force Field and spawn NPCs at will now.
My name's Sir Kixalot, you kill my father, prepare to die.
Power up your mighty boots.
Okay.
wait what it's it's a fucking roguelite now okay one extra jump it air a fire
cake 25% chance of fire explosion on kick movement speed yeah let's take some
movement speed
Oh, you see the boots?
Ah!
Double the kick power.
Roll speed.
Yeah, double kick power.
Fuck it, why not?
death!
no!
my hammer!
Kicking does direct damage. Kicking says projectiles back to the enemy. Bigger boot, bigger hitbox
for kicking. Bigfoot! Me, Bigfoot! You gotta get all the kicking stuff. I mean, the game
is called kicks a lot 50% chance of lightning on kick small amount of
Mauna every time you kick somebody. Okay, that's good. Oh, it's big Mauna
I
Wait that quote was a Easter egg to classic
Princess bride movie one of the carriage spin is whole training with a rapier to Venge's father
Hello, my name is an even will tell you came up other prepared to die. Oh, okay. I've never seen I
Was unaware
Oh, it's dangerous to stay in that one.
Okay, chance of letting out kick, explosion on kick.
It means no longer know where you are when spawned.
I mean, eh.
I am Sir Kicksalote!
We're kicking an enemy that is blocking his arm is cut off.
Even more kick power?
Holy shit, even more?
No, I'll do the arm cut off.
Heal the small one whenever it's time to kick somebody.
Bigger boot, bigger hitbox.
Even bigger boot?
Oof!
Boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot, boot.
Oh my God, I am dead.
I am dead.
I am not dead anymore.
Okay, this is scary, scary, scary.
You...
I didn't say stop!
Kicking is a spritz of like 10 of me.
More roll speed. Reduce kick stamina.
Cause my 2. Yeah, yeah.
I mean everything kicking.
Yeah, this is the final boss and it turns into a roguelike.
This game doesn't give a fuck, man.
I like it.
Enemies no longer- uh, Rouge kicks them and out, movement speed.
Yeah, fuck it, take movement speed.
Arnold announcing King Conan movie as though it was pretty amazing.
A picture of him looking like Godfrey.
Wait, they're making a King Conan?
Well, I haven't even seen the first Conan, but...
That's cool, though.
Okay, heal us all out, double the kick power, even more kick power.
Starship Troopers should be at the top of your watch list.
Starship?
I don't know.
Ah, I think it's Trim.
double kick power even more? Sure. Jesus! Kicking his dark damage. Oh, that's 100%
lightning now. Can I do my best in person with those goblins going wow?
WAAA!
NOOOOOR! The fucking game crashed!
Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna have to redo the level.
Continue.
are you kicked at me I had too much kicking power I'm just gonna stand down
there and just kick everyone down that's the quickest way to go about this I
think we get some pulse I got kicked out of the game what happened to him
crashed all right I'm just gonna like kill them all here
super fast kick
Psst.
The other pop noise when you level up is super loud for some reason.
Psst.
Okay, come on.
When they slid off the map on that spot up there, I didn't get an XP for the kills.
I have to like push them down.
Maybe with a win though.
Yeah, with a win that works.
Bigger hitbox, sure.
That does work if you kick him off.
Easy peasy.
That's why I'm standing here, just kick him off.
Bink, bonk, bink, bonk, bink, bonk, bink if you bonk, bink, bonk.
Oh, wait, okay, okay.
Roll speed, double the kick power, okay, let's not get double the kick power, well we probably
could once more, but what if that's the reason it crashed?
Oh, maybe they fell to the- yeah, that's true, you're right.
Maybe I'll find a spot here where...
Oh, I think you're... I don't know what I just got.
Oh, that guy is cut in half.
Can we take those?
Pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult, pult,
Did I get boots power?
Oh, that's fine.
Ha!
Okay.
Uh...
It's so loud
What level was that before?
Wasn't that level 20 or something?
Maybe I'm crazy.
Alright, well.
12, 13?
Okay, okay.
12, 13? Okay, okay.
Ah, more moan, I guess. Why not?
No, this is the final boss. It's not Endless Mode. She's over there. You just gotta power
your boots so you can break her shield I think. Small chance of leaving ice patch
on the ground after each step. I'm gonna fuck myself up with that.
I'll take lightning.
All right, level 13 soon.
Is it enough soon, Princess?
She stopped doing the lasers.
No, yeah, it just has power-up-your-mighty-boots. You just gotta keep leveling up until
it's max.
top right it says. I don't think it's the level 50. Maybe level 15 or 20, yeah.
We're about to find out.
More rolls feed?
Sure.
Oh, I got lasers again.
Feels good, man.
And now it's the zombies, yeah.
explosion or discus Emma double the kick power fire explosion fuck it
Okay, this is a pretty good spot.
Okay, fire explosion.
Okay, I don't like my ass.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Oh my god, don't choke, man.
What are you doing?
Just kill them all.
Kill them all.
I want more pulse. There's a moan out there, but I want healing.
Okay, move speed. Yeah, sure, move speed.
I do need ass rehab, this is true.
That's a lot of skillies, Jesus.
But this is pretty free.
Just stun them, and it's like I get full health and Mona
every time I do this.
Come on, level 20!
Okay, you can kick the force field to destroy it
Yeah, I think that was the game.
Sick.
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
Yeah, that was a very nice game, was.
Bob was saying that he's 23, Kedavon, Kowski, 99, Drago, Noy, Alex, half your tonal, that
was 43, Mal, Alex, 122.
Am I crying now?
That's...
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
I don't want to play Shards of Solitude.
Or do I? It actually has good reviews.
But this is a gooner-like...
As last of us to roguelike move man, that's peak, it's peak.
Those are reviews for Lego Batman.
Overwhelmingly positive, very nice.
Saint of Chains, what was that?
Oh yeah, this one.
True, true, right, you, Optimization sucks ass on Lego Batman, yeah?
Time for some Dina grounded WLF Hunt.
Bleak faith?
Oh yeah, that's actually a source like I wanted to, because they kind of like remade this
game with patches huh but about them but them but them did the ad stuff to last
most roguelikes is Ella blast played it I actually don't remember if they have
Well, I think they added more characters, which I played.
Yeah.
Wait for Bleakface, and they'll do DLC for this summer.
Oh yeah, the chronological story mode, right?
Well, that was a game.
Adventures of Sir Kicksalult.
Very cool. 97%.
I was thinking of playing vultures today.
I joined because the 88, thank you.
Vultures actually seems pretty cool.
It does.
And it apparently it's pretty difficult in the beginning and in the end, which is kind
of like XCOM, you know.
for sir kicks a lot 10 bucks yeah that'd be lice of pee yeah it's a good game it's a good game
last of us to grounded permadeath or pusa do you can't just do last of us to grounded permadeath
you need to legit practice it because it's fucking hard it is so difficult it's insane how hard it is
That's like one of the hardest game modes man out there. It's it's fucked. It's it's actually super fucked
Tainted grail mega difficult new mode. Nah, I just played tinder grail a long ago
Would be a good challenge though, I suppose. Just be a lot of time. Now, you know what a good
challenge would be would be the roguelite mode perma death. That's a good challenge with every character
Well, at least in my head it seems like a good permadeath.
That's kind of why I wanted to try it to see if it could be fun, because the roguelite
mode is godlike.
It's really, really good, and you have so many characters.
Quantum Break, not very long, it has to show in-game.
Until you get to Dina and you just cry.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true.
Roguelike mode is like 10 times harder than story.
Yeah, yeah, oh my god, if you get the dog boss fight, oh my god.
Dog boss fight with Dina, just fucking throw the run, to be honest.
Just throw the run.
You die with one character and start with the first character again, or just reset the run.
Yeah, that's the plan.
You die with one character and you start with the first character again, yeah.
But the thing is, it might be too hard, that challenge, because the game is no joke on ground and difficulty.
It is so fucking hard, it is.
But that's how I wanted to try it.
What do you mean, definitely too hard for me?
I would fuckin' ace it, I would ace it.
Sounds borderline impossible?
Nah, nah, it just ain't.
Hey, you!
It just ain't.
What is this, a 2.5D action?
Oh yeah, this is not my wish list, I've seen this, yeah, yeah.
I've seen it.
Yo, Monkeyman, thanks for the five.
Uh, Kenrax had 106, Brahmin maybe has 98 crudges, 104, Jothix the 88.
Yeah, this looks really cool.
But you link me slope games not alas
You link me a late homework
Horror slope and then the real late retailer or whatever which is also which is retail horror slope
It's slop all over the place
It's just yeah, it's unavoidable
Did it did a new chest theme so slight yeah, it comes out on 26 which is 007
Did it the end of May is like so stacked in beginning of June with it with it with a whole three actions
Whole three actions
Um, no, no, no, they are slop not the list.
It's horror slop.
It's horror retail slop and then it's horror.
What is it top down slop late homework is top down.
Right.
Top down slop see top down slop.
We live in 2026.
In one sentence, what is the Lord of the Rings about?
Big immortal's and breaking his toe.
His reviews are too good, dude.
They're too good.
This game is probably good though,
but can you turn off the damn ant war filter,
VHS filter in this?
I'm not sure you can.
I'm not like a huge fan of it.
Like of the VHS filter.
There's also Butcher Man, it's true.
But I might just try,
just try a little snippet of the roguelike mode
just to see if it could potentially be good.
If I'm just hard stuck, I would just fucking flush it, and then I could play a horror.
I just, something speaks to me, you know? It fucking speaks to me. It does.
Late homework had gore update. Wait, what?
What?
Oh yeah, version 3.0. Damn, that's cool.
So many bugs.
hey you there's no gore up there why are you lying it's trying to give me to
play it you know who has to get what game is good-ass fucking gore though
that's right yeah I mean why would I just your list comes out you lie looks
awesome um Dithered Dithered okay let me see this and I don't think it is on my
wishlist Dithered
Penny, it is Molly and Coco here.
Last one's the only few enabled backshots, Ema.
I'm not playing the fucking story, it's the roguelite mode, I want to try it on PC.
Looks like she forgot about me.
I don't like to be like anyone crying.
Oh lady.
Imagine these little gummobares.
You will survive thanks to them.
The dits, what do you call this, like dittering or whatever?
It's a bit too much for me, man.
Am I dreaming?
Is this just another nightmare?
That's like part of this art.
It's a bit dank.
Oh yeah, the game is called Dipper.
Yeah, true.
It's time for the last of us grounded, perma.
No.
Oh, fucking Zythe did that, and now he's on me about it,
because I haven't done it.
When will I play stalker 2?
Aren't they supposed to have like an update?
Is there supposed to be like an update or DLC for this or something?
I'm gonna do the rollout mode on PC if I just get hard stock I was gonna say fuck it
I just want to see if it could potentially be a fun run if it's not maybe I'll play late homework or
What was it called the butcher?
What was it called butcher
No butcher butcher man butcher man
Yeah, Vulture looks cool, yeah, that's true.
Is it a 23rd tomorrow than 24th?
Yeah, maybe I would try Vulture after Last of Us 2.
True.
Oh man, will this be daily 11th let me check the trailer.
What is my PC's American Day format?
I don't know and I just haven't bothered changing it.
though it takes like two seconds. This actually looks kind of okay. It could be
for something. But this speaks to me right now, alright? This speaks to me.
What's the best chatting emotes?
Is it chaffing?
Is chaffing?
Did he need to get me flushed because Ford's playing something?
No, I flushed it because I didn't feel it, not a list.
If that would have been like an hour long game sure, but it's not it's longer than that
So I don't want I don't want to continue it. I don't want to
Never do cock games with me got yeah, we'll play a few
What do you mean running install script why does this game even have a remaster it's not supposed to
This game, it never needed a remaster at all.
Okay, I've actually never launched this on PC, I think.
I don't know how like how this game runs if it runs well or not.
What is this frame recap thing?
Hey, you just get me to 120.
Do come on, man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you can use the arrow keys.
Good shit.
All right. Well, um, seems good.
Hey, you.
Let's try this shit.
I'm sure you can enable it in game.
anyways the last year to go thanks to 82
all righty remember in drug when cried
like a bitch in documentary some kid
leaked the game that was fucking valid
crying though screen reader off enables
narrowing but imagine working on a game
for so long only for some little shit to
leak your game but yeah I would also
a fucking cry if someone did that.
Uh, limited, like this.
Uh, subtitles.
Dude, I need story and combat.
It helps with, uh, winning.
Man, I don't know.
Mono? No.
I don't know, not Mono.
Uh...
Headphones I guess.
We're so fucking back dude, let's go.
I just continue.
We should be good, refresh rate, you know, frame.
I mean I am a 120 FPS but I'm not in the roadline mode yet.
What the fuck are you connecting to PlayStation Network?
I'm on Steam, bruv.
Skip.
Team Dina? I'm not playing Dina. Not, not, because I, I don't know how this plays on PC.
On controller? Yeah, sure, but...
This...
Tommy, I remember, was really strong.
in the roadline mode. He's crazy strong. I'm gonna lower the lights a bit. Yeah,
because he has that sniper, a chat on screen. I'm not playing the story.
I'm doing I'm checking the roadline mode on PC. Who's the guy that's really nice
but can't dodge? Yeah, that's Tommy. Yeah. No return. Recommended for players who
complete a main story well I have okay yeah it's a rogue like survival mode you'll
fight through a series of randomized common counters coming in a boss fight
yeah death is permanent no return acquire weapons items and upgrades are
reset a new randomized map is here for every new run right so how do you play
this on PC grounded most challenging and released experience listen mode HUD and
other gameplay elements are altered yep. Again by choosing your character. Each character has distinct starting
low-down unit trades. Yep. I only have Ellie unlocked or Abby. You know what? I'm gonna go with Abby, alright?
Because she has Breastling and Breastling is fun. She has Heal on melee kill. She has close combat.
Ellie. Oh yeah, she gets more supplements, which is good. She has two upgrade branches.
Right. Now I'm actually going to Abbying. She's fun. You have options enabled to recommend
disabling for Grounded. Would you like to raise these options to the Grounded default?
Yeah. If you'd like to Ground it with Abby, listen to what HUD and other gameplay elements
are altered. Challenge level and character cannot be changed after starting. Yeah, it's
all good. I think a dodge, where do you melee? Just let me...
Rush Dina then completes her Primadeth Thorpusser.
I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I have two characters unlocked.
Why is the pregnant lady playable in this? Yeah, that's Dina, right? She was the worst
character to do in this because her gimmick is that she gets, I think it's that she's
a trapper she puts traps down and she sucks with everything else oh shit okay
let me just see yeah sprint yeah left alt is dodge what space then crofting
well that's a bit awkward I might switch those F is melly what about like left
click fire oh yeah you can blind fire I think dodge should be on space and
Crafting should maybe be on left alt. What about C? Is that crouch? Yeah, okay
This is the hideout after every encounter you can get upgrades and stuff and then you plan your route oh
I remember if you get invisible enemies just fucking retire. Don't even bother
Is there motion blur on? Okay. We have a really high of this
Controls keyboard mouse looks sensitivity
Activity lower this shit to like 25
All right, there's definitely like motion blur
Graphics where's motion blur motion blur motion blur yeah
Fucking base you can turn it off. Oh that is so much better
Okay, so this is the upgrade bench. I
Have nothing because I haven't done any runs yet. I'm on 120 of piss. I'm not using any did the list or anything. Oh
This is so much easier to aim on on is that of controller. I'm gonna ace this fucking game mode, dude
Wait, are you sure it's not dodging on spacebar because I quick turn by back in spacebar?
I feel like that should be it.
Alright, fucking, I'm going.
Let's just, yeah.
Let me go top left instead because, I can see here.
So this is searched with infected and this is the rewards we get.
Okay, right.
Jackson
Spicy was getting mugged in this and he's an x apex pro what does apex have to do with this game?
You know, I've beat them this road life mode on fucking PlayStation. I will be unstoppable now on PC
It's not gonna compilash haters every time it's just because I've never launched this on PC before
You want a brother out?
I have played this game mode on PS5, never on PC though.
Assault, in assault groups of enemies spawn in waves, their initial knowledge and position
varies per encounter.
Use the downtime between waves to heal and resupply.
Supply cache will appear after completing each wave.
Use listen mode.
Well, that doesn't exist on- yeah.
each wave okay wait you jump on this and you dodge on left alt I forgot you can
jump in this game okay let me just like I need to cook let me cook
Oh, these are infected so it's easy peasy.
Hold E to pick all right.
I got low on my sensitivity, it's too high man.
What if I first try this?
But if I first try this, that would be crazy.
Do I have any plans of getting true endings on a blasphemous game?
No, not really.
De Niro.
Hey, hello.
We're bored dwarfs, you talk like a big man.
Wait, I think ready kill to dart is cheating.
Or because I think it says something about hold on where do you see this controls or
HUD ridicule simple yeah it's simple you want yeah yeah yeah it doesn't warn you
because you're ungrounded there's only three enemies I need to like alright
let's go I need to f this memory okay holy fuck it's mega loud of hell okay
dodge yeah she's really good in close quarters combat she gets
healed from it so that's really nice. Oh what's up? There's no escape!
Can she craft items?
It said space bar.
Wait, maybe she can't craft items.
Oh, it's tab.
Oh, yeah.
Ah!
Pointless to do this here. It's just a waste of time.
Dude, Abby's gameplay is peak. It's so fun. The gameplay in this game is so fucking good.
Yeah, she can only use a medkit and uh, yeah, enhance her weapons.
Well, how do I throw bricks?
Salad!
Okay.
Fuck, it's easy to loot.
Oh, you dodger on ass.
Fuck!
Hey, I-
Okay.
Better.
Yeah, dodging an alt is a bit awkward.
Oh, is there depth of field?
Yeah, you're probably right.
Um, depth of field.
Yeah, we can turn it, we can make it low.
Yeah.
We could just turn it off.
Turn it off.
You can change the Hawkees here, I'm just kind of getting used to it.
Unlucky Shilts.
Holy fuck, chill.
Yeah, it's PC version.
What else button would you dodge on though no I mean it kind of works fine
but still it's too quick the aiming is too quick
mouse actually mouse would be really good because you have to press F to fight
back so mouse it mouse mouse mouse mouse controls
customize controls generally crouch
dodge sprint here no don't get
shift dodge left alt yeah
What
Good all right
Okay, cool base traffic six seven last year to play 82 mean products 14
be it well that was the warm-up I don't know I know how to play this on PC the
thing is infected are free they're actually free but when you fight humans
it's ass complete two encounters with Abbey to a lovely Lev the blue challenge
probably a lot of new character skins enemies molds and more you know dirt
Talbot's too. Oh yeah, obviously clickers are fucked though. They are. Yes, now we
can collect rewards and we can upgrade and get new abilities.
Nice.
so we could get a heal on melee hits yes we got to get that that's very good
after killing an enemy with a strike oh yeah the next melee attack will also be
a strike their high damage melee moves against thunder surprised enemies very
good it's so good it's so strong does she have any weapons I can buy a long
Some gun holster is good, I'll also have the rifle here, okay, now we've got some shit.
It's really weird how you equip shit in this game.
No scope.
Oh, the sound effects, yeah.
Okay.
Yo, Delu, what mic do I use?
A Shure SM7B, like everyone else nowadays.
But I was actually pretty early with it, so yeah.
Okay, let's go.
Next route.
What do we have?
It's him, the guy. You're hunted by the WLF in the school.
Oof.
You do get a fire- you unlock firearms here.
What about forest assault?
You unlock survival. That's very good.
Versus seraphites? Okay, fuck it. Bring it on.
Bring it on.
I got this shit.
Yeah, there's a boss at the end.
There's like three or four different bosses, I think they are there's one that's completely fucked
That's got a compile shaders on the maps I haven't done
Shit, how do you turn off the flashlight in this game tea? Yeah
fuck abby can't craft any traps
I'm looking forward to the next season and last of a show I flushed it okay be
quiet
I'm hunted which means they kind of know where I am
How do you switch shoulder when you're aiming?
I don't know.
LT?
Yeah, but I'm on mouse and keyboard.
They're down here.
Okay.
Tab?
Yes.
Thank you.
Tab.
These missions are so fucked, I swear.
You
Right in the throat bitch
Yeah
Where'd you go
Oh, chest.
Okay, oh, I, I, yeah, PC moment.
That shot would have been so hard on console.
Do you have a weapon?
Yes, give me the axe.
And get top floor, get the high ground.
They spawn...
Oh, fuck.
DOGS!
dogs!
I
Measure what I haven't played the or a nine mode I saw other people played a bit it looks okay
All the show will be so fucking easy PC moment, dude
What fuck
I swear I heard a doggie before is that a doggie? What is that?
That's a pistol one in the back right there got to kill her
The others are melee these two are melee. I'm pretty sure it's her. I'm scared of
Fucking orchard
Okay, pull out the rifle.
Shit.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's okay.
Where are you?
She put in the grass!
Get in the grass!
Fucking spaghetti!
Ah!
Shit.
Oh yeah archer okay
What I didn't have any ammo in my okay that was the warm-up run whatever who cares I didn't have any ammo in my bag
Yeah
That was just a warm-up run now. I know now. I know death in a return is permanent acquired weapons. Yeah
Yeah, I remember I remember okay. You know what that was Abby. I'm going Ellie. I'm going Ellie now
Yeah, this mode so fucking good you
Yeah, play two runs and log game, but yeah, okay next come on
Give me Ellie. I'm not doing no custom run. Give me Ellie
It will make a difference
This game it really gets your adrenaline going because if you die
It's just back to the beginning
standard on
grounded Ellie
Turn on the Walta video.
This update in God of Wars Valhalla is so peak.
Also Hitman's, yeah Hitman's roadline mode too.
Alright we're early time.
Now I know how to play this.
I remember now.
What's her skill trees?
Yeah, she has Perseverance with improved Molotovs which is very good.
Aim stability trash, you don't need this.
And then she has...
I don't know what this is, but this is very good though.
Oh, Ellie, let's go. What do we have?
Hunted on Brewery? It's so over. Breweries, fucks.
Did I get evergunned in Freelancer and Hitman? Yes, twice.
Survive against continuous enemy enforcement until the timer runs out, yeah.
Now it doesn't matter if you kill them because they're gonna come back.
Well I mean, yeah.
Yeah, you just gotta...
How am I supposed to survive in this map?
This map is like...
Well, unless it's infected, it could be infected.
Did he say WFL?
Okay, get to this part.
Yeah, it is.
Fuck.
Yeah, fucking deed.
what oh my god the scuffling sick okay yeah okay that's fucked up you can't get
hunted on brewery you're dead they always know where you are and they will
always keep coming
next play now play yeah that map is so
small man I died but it was unlucky I
didn't get to kill anyone I wanted to
get him as in his get-up animation but
I got sniped from the other side of the map.
Just grounded difficulty.
Okay, what do we have?
Hunted Brewery. But now it's infected instead, so this is a lot better.
Watch this, chat. Watch this shit. Watch this. I'm fucking tired of this. Watch this.
They don't call me the gamer for nothing.
Game is a challenge that appears once per encounter, yes, it's like a risk versus reward
kind of thing.
Some encounters have mods that add special rules and mechanics and can drastically alter
the gameplay, you know.
Survive the attack.
all thing boosts movement speed that's really good
get all this shit
your bro is really playing last of us two instead of the game of the year
I'm safe won't be right
Headshot kill an enemy, okay, we get some extra coins
Oh
My god, there's spaghetti
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti I have no healing. Oh my god, I'm pressing wrong button
Fuck.
Get the vault boost.
What the fuck was fucking invisible wall that's trying to jump down I was gonna win I tried to jump down as like invisible wall
What the fuck? Okay, don't give me hunted on brewery.
Don't give me hunted on brewery.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, I got new gambits now.
Oh yeah, we got dead drops now too. You can drop items here and you get stuff for it.
God, that was unlucky. That was just unlucky.
Okay watch this now. This is the one. I need to just properly warm up.
Ligonia! Ligonia gets set blue or something and I'll just give the real
gamer a something. I'll watch this. I'll show you the real gamer now. The thing is
I gotta get used. Like I spaghetti hard. I press like F when I try to loot stuff
an E when I tried to melee but it's the reverse. Question mark? Aw, sick. I don't know what I'm up against.
The
Poster requires an item at the dead drop to receive extra weapon or recipe.
Yeah, that's very good to do.
Clear each wave, assault.
Oh, oh, it's on the yard.
Okay.
this is good
melee kill an enemy, alright
let me cook
WLF, fuck, okay
I'm on Grounded difficulty.
Alrighty then.
Would you rather do a full stream of G-Cart, Hunted on Brewery, or Zelda TP Statues puzzle,
That's pretty gay left.
Haunted on Brewery probably.
I
Fucking idiot
You don't want this
Men, little...
Which one of you has a gun?
Cause one of you definitely does.
gonna come up here but I'll be ready come up then oh you're dead
Damn right, me.
What?
Oh, she has a rifle.
I
Fuck I can't even croft
Come croft shit, I need paper
You take the rifle? No. Rarely they have ammo.
Alrighty then.
Bro, where is my 2B? Master Chief or Sexy Leon Model?
You're on PC now. Goddammit, it's not for...
That's true. I'm sure there is some. Where did they spawn? I didn't see.
Oh fuck.
I hear them.
below me. Yeah, below me.
Go around! Get this side!
Ah
Shit loot. Oh wait, what do I need to drop not enough? I'm all it's over. No
No, oh wait. Oh
Oh, yes, I got it. I got it. We take that we take those
Deena I don't want to lock Deena
Brewery next haunted brewery is just over just reset
Okay, we got, uh, what is this?
Stone bomb.
That's cool.
Nice.
Thank you.
Adena, you must crazy.
Any cool weapons?
Hmm.
I can buy mollies.
I could buy trapmine, which are very strong.
They're very good.
I could re-roll, but I don't need to.
I think I'll get the Trap Mine.
They're very, very strong, these ones.
I would re-roll for like a rifle, though.
Yeah, the bolt action.
Fuck yeah.
There we go.
Yeah.
Get some Trap Mines.
Do you want me to do the camera shots?
Yeah, photo mode, yeah, here, I can do that.
You can get some nasty ads.
Is my graphic on max?
Pretty much.
Yeah, get some accuracy on the rifle.
How does this game compare to the first? Please add.
Um, story-wise, not re-
Story-wise, not really, but gameplay-wise, the gameplay in this is super tight.
Ah, Jesse hunted on Gundola Station.
You get unstoppable for that. What about Jackson Assault?
Evasive.
Enemies drop bombs on death.
Versus Seraphites?
I'll take this, I'll take the Jesse one.
Oh, yeah, they released the chronological mode for this one. Yeah, I haven't tried that
Yeah allies would join let's go I need a melee weapon ASAP I have a wall but it's gonna break in one hit
Oh, that's good. That's juicy.
Come on, Jesse, let's go. Stun an enemy with a brick or bottle.
Nice shot Jesse!
Can companion die? No, I don't think so.
50 seconds. Yo, can you shoot that while I'm crafting, please? Thank you. Jesse, cover
me bro okay they can die I'm trying
So, EC! Man, I think I'll beat this run. I think I'll beat this run.
Yeah, are they? Oh, I gotta lock it. I don't want the skin with Ellie.
Okay, play as Joel in this game mode. Yep, you can. Got to unlock him, though.
Yes, Dina.
Will you play with my... I will not manage my Gora, alright?
Well, I mean if I unlock her maybe.
Unstoppable.
Uh, okay, what are we cooking here?
Uh, the revolver?
Yeah.
Now we could buy some ammo for it.
it definitely stock up on some medkits because I'm... yeah...
fucking stock up on that ship.
How did you like quit... this is five? This is insane.
That's gonna get me killed, no doubt.
Yes, I need to unlock perks, I forgot to do that.
Yeah, we have momentum now. Yeah, this is Abby's tree.
It's kinda good to get increased health.
Otherwise lethal damage will leave you at low health. Yeah, that's let's get this
Let's get that and let's get that now. We have improved medkits improved mollies and Ender
And then we're gonna get momentum
Super sake of hell
Nice, okay, we're super upgraded I should install this mold
a D this family heart why would I install a D this clothes mod
What the fuck?
Oh, hey, you.
Yo, ScrumZilla, thanks for 47.
Thank you.
I'll think they'll say game-release won't need any permanent internet connection.
Okay, that's nice.
Explain this mode?
This mode?
Well, this is a roguelike mode.
So you choose where you go here and then there's a boss in the end and then you unlock
characters and stuff. Assault Infected Search, okay, on the resort. So yeah, it's pretty
straightforward. You come back to the hub after every encounter, and then you buy upgrades,
you have a store, you can re-roll if you don't like the items, buy weapons, yeah, yeah. It's
This is a really good game mode.
SNOWDA!
Oh, there's a drop here. What do I need to give?
Two stun bombs?
Fuck it, I don't even have one.
Hello, Wolfie-nos.
When did they add this?
Oh, that was a long time ago.
They did.
Oh clickers fuck
Clickers are so scary on Grounded.
Oh, we got Stalkers too.
She just heard that.
They just heard me move there, by the way.
fucking insane okay it's fine though don't panic don't panic
Where are you going?
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti momentum come here
Okay, sure, fuck it.
Don't be down here.
Stop running.
Oh shit.
Momentum is so good.
This is incredible.
One's Garf? Never.
fuck
i pressed wrong ass
fuck
come on
stalker stalker stalker stalker
If you're going to play like me, you can't shake the game.
I'm
I want molly.
My favorite anime genre, I don't know what that is.
enemies not too bad the last wave should be easy
oh fuck
Okay. Okay, can I get any supplies before it ends?
There's a brick there, salading.
More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more,
Is there new content in this?
Not really, I just felt like playing it on PC.
I never played this on PC.
And this game mode's so sick.
Very stressful.
Mixed upcoming game project I'm excited for?
Jumpkin Quest.
Oh yeah, Marlene.
Right.
Gun skin, Jackson.
Yeah, wait, how many seasons or last of a show is there now?
This is the primitive God run? No.
There's two. Are they making a third?
Yeah, I watched, they are making a third.
Yeah, I watched a few episodes into the second season and I flushed.
Uh, more loose here and trap mines.
I mean that's just godlike, that's all I need.
That's all I need, man.
I will play bone game, I even have a corp out with it.
Stream combo breaker?
Yeah, I might be allowed to.
Dude, imagine watching some late night tech in the chat, that'd be so tight.
Oh, this is actually really good. I should get this.
Yeah, there is permative per chapter in this. There is also there's full game permative,
I believe. Thank you, guns. Thank you.
Last of us multiplayer would have been cool.
Yeah, I play the first one online.
She was awesome.
Why is nothing binded on four?
Oh, because of that, yeah, I get it.
That's one, two, three, four, five, yeah.
That's why.
Okay, we have some pills.
We can learn more health.
We take those.
Aim stability, yeah, there's nothing else
we can spend this on.
Well, unless we find a manual.
Am I full health?
I believe I am, yeah.
I am.
Speaking of last of us multiplayer.
Wait, what? Some gameplay?
Wait, what is this?
Some gameplay of our Last of Us 2 multiplayer mode in a normal level.
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
I have not seen this, no.
What, that's insane.
Yeah, it's co-op.
The motors are crazy.
Hey, you.
John thinks 52, bro.
Thank you.
Ellie and Ellie too, yeah.
They also had PPP running 1v1.
Damn.
Thank.
Dank.
That's crazy though, they can do that.
Alright, Streets Assault vs. Seraphites, but I do have Jesse with me, decreased enemy health.
Oh, I am all crofting here, that's really good.
Or Haunted in the Office by Infected.
That is terrifying.
Haunted by Infected, Haunted by Seraphites.
Fucking a oh, and there's trip wire traps
Man getting the crofting book would be really good
But hunted in the office is this is like the most claustrophobic level ever and then you're hunted at the same time
Supermarket hunted by infected with thick fog? Yeah. Fuck. It's the next one I'm worried
about this one, hunted by Seraphites. I'm gonna run right into a clicker here in the
a fake fog and die.
Combat haunted.
Jesse, let's go.
Oh man, it's so cold.
Oh, they might have dogs. Okay, I have trip mines. I know what to do. We win with trip
block mines is what we do we cover the entrances and then we just sit and wait
Yeah, that's a dead guy already.
I hear a dog.
Jesse, fucking help!
Cover my ass.
Cover my back.
You're covering my back.
Good shit.
Just sit here with the ground mines.
Can you play this on PlayStation?
Yes.
Oh, fuck, big boy.
Jesse!
Jesse, back up!
Back up, back up, back up, back up, Jesse.
Back up.
Please back up.
Incoming!
Oh
Jesse fuck we're gonna blow up if we walk that way Jesse Jesse Jesse Jesse
Did you have aim kill him
Hmm.
Whistling.
Ugh!
Man.
oh
Hey there you are
Shhh!
Fuck!
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Aw, she put me on lethal health.
Yeah, Jesse saved me, he did.
Okay, Jesse, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
Come here, come here, come here.
This way, this way, this way.
wait I just killed four people with that grenade what that's what improved
bombs the man I don't even have that
did you know that I'll be actually broke her toe IRL in this segment yeah
Yeah, they spawned on my mind, they did.
Oh, that's a shotgun!
Careful, careful.
oh fucking hell that was intense I mean say what you want about the game but
the fucking gameplay man I swear I swear it's so tight
oh yeah bombs are they are really really good especially if you have improved
radius on them
one more gambit I unlock Marlene I don't remember how good she was
Woo! Jetfect, thanks for 7-jall, thanks for 2-co-up, thanks for 3-anniversary, brother.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, we got a new crafting book now. We did. Let's see here. So this one, faster crafting
is good and faster health kits is very good.
Craft an upgrade for your melee weapon, restoring it to folder ability and greatly increase
damage.
That could be really good for one shot melee weapons.
The best of all is we have increased med kit speed so that's good.
Now we can just spend the rest on this, there's nothing else to really spend on.
So yeah, aiming stability.
This is while moving, so.
Hardcore Freelance for 007?
No, I don't think so. You just beat Demon of H and an Asian sword, Saint and Securo.
I stopped there 10 years ago and finally beat the game.
Holy boss fights. Yeah, dude. Good shit.
Shotgun!
The shotgun in this game is fucking nasty. It is ill-nasty.
But the worst part is, I do not have a way of- I don't have a holster, so I have to
just switch really awkwardly
i like how you shoot off limbs in this game i mean not only can you shoot off limbs
you shoot off a limb
And then they lay there for like 10 seconds just screaming.
And then their companion yells, Martha!
No!
Like every character you kill has a name.
And it's really sad if there's two dogs
and you kill one of them.
Then the other dog mourns it.
Or no, no, they mourn, if you kill, no, no, no, it's like this.
If you have an enemy with a dog patrol and you kill the owner of the dog, the dog will
then sit in a moor and the owner, which is super sad.
Yeah.
Aw, fuck, we're hunted by Seraphites now.
I'm full health.
I do not have full health.
We should have full health now though, yeah.
Let's craft more Trap Minds, because that's going to save my ass.
Might die here.
Haunted by Seraphite, and there's Trap Minds or Springs.
I got a compile shader because I haven't done them out.
Survive the attack.
Okay.
It's just me.
That's it.
Oh, look at this!
How the m- how the m-
Just go all out this once.
Go all out.
I was gonna do the right thing.
Oh shit...
Oh!
Yeah!
Leave it to her!
Yeah!
Th-
Uh oh!
Oohh!
Oh, man!
Now what?
Uh oh.
Oh, man!
Uh oh!
How the fuck am I supposed to survive for one and a half minutes?
of
the
fact that they're gonna they're gonna yeah they are
I think they're gonna flank me.
Maybe.
Come on.
I had to spend like all my resources there, but I'm on the boss fight.
be for best and be yourself
You cannot camp the boss fight.
I've never been to a combo breaker.
This confrontation is the final encounter and you're no return run.
Go all out. You can unlock new boss encounters by completing challenges.
Alright, all out this once master.
There's a lot of supplements I don't need anymore.
Might as well get it.
it. We're maxed out. I'm not even sure trap mines are going to work well here. I'm just
gonna blow myself up with it. Oh medkit yes give me that. Alright time to throw I
I guess.
Okay, oh gosh, I'm getting nervous
I just realized chat is going into my... no wait not...
Alright.
Don't remember. Is this the arcade, the bloater?
Oh, it's a tight area.
I can't complain, this is the little horror. This is just way more fun.
after the horror games yesterday no I just want to play something I know that
will get my heart rate going
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck it, you son of a bitch!
is the odds I'm scared of
Yeah
Yeah, that was easy that was actually very easy i upgraded a fire rate was uh
That's probably the easiest boss fight you can get though the worst is the dogs
Or maybe Rat King.
Oh, bosses.
Theater infestation.
Yeah, a rattler, captain, and faction.
This boss sucks, me I got ass.
New gambits.
Kill the hollow, brute using only melee attacks, kill enemy, that's all dude.
Invisible enemies I just unlocked. That shit is ass.
New Balls! Theater infestation! A horde of infected have taken over the Seattle Theater.
You'll face this new ball and counter at the end of your next run.
Yeah, this is I restarted the road on PC. I just wanted to try it
Yeah invisible enemies is me a gas like you have a clicker that's invisible. Yeah, have fun man
Playstyle crafting, you know
Bill brother
Where's you well, there's you well, yeah
And for that I need to play Dina, so yeah
Could go for some abbey though to be fair. Do I have any skins on abbey?
There's Gulf abbey
Oh my actually I want to do an abbey roll and then I'll try Dina. Let's get it a little quick bite. I'm hungry
Here we go.
Oh invisible enemies infected. Yep
Playing on Grounded
I
Have the photo filters mod
time to die I guess because I can't see what the hell I'm fighting bullshit
as mold is that a clicker
I finished the game on ground, oh yeah shit, you're invisible.
I finished the game on uh, ground in a long go and that was pain especially Ellie's last
mission I can't imagine how hard this mode, it is, yeah this mode gets fucking brutal,
does
Oh, yeah, the toilet
Okay, there's a clicker here
Go quicker, is that it?
a medicaid, okay.
nice ammo, very good.
The green names are so crazy I swear.
Where are you?
Scary part is I can't see when I'm supposed to, but what I can do is this.
I didn't make a medkit yet, I need it.
Alright.
What the fuck?
Can I medkit now? No?
What do I need for this day- Okay, now I can, yes.
I can use the drop now.
I don't hear a clicker so it should be fine.
Any bottles?
Bowls?
There's definitely no clickers here.
Okay I gotta go to the drop.
Nice! That was clean!
Uh, get some stuff?
I'm not playing tomorrow? I haven't decided yet.
Maybe some bone games, like some old school bone games.
Like everything or nothing or whatever.
of set some of those up.
You saw my ad read over at eSport Studio?
Wait, which one?
Oh, uh, was it for giveaway?
Hey, I just unlocked Lev. Cool. Yeah, give away, yeah. Yeah, I recorded that a while ago.
Don't play the PC version of Nightfire, why not?
all of this just works trap mines are good because he said so yeah but why
yeah I mean I've already seen it I saw that recording a lot I mean I recorded
it you know pi bombs are very good
abby mocks you abby mocks everyone that's just how it is there's nothing we
can do about it
Noooo! Oh my god, the hunting pistol! Nooooooo!
The hunting pistol is amazing!
Well, I already got two guns with me right here.
Yeah.
We're never going to add the backshots emote, add ever, ever.
Okay, haunted by seraphites with Yara in the subway station, Yikes, or WLF search.
anymore pills
Man I would like to get the close-quarter stuff
But goddamn hunted by Sarah fights. It's tough
But we'll fucking pull it off. We'll pull it off. Yeah, I have a good week you do miss region
I mean, it's it's a it's combo breaker
My head off and watch it in a bit
What I say in Swedish at the end of the giveaway probably how do you say?
Oh, yeah
So on it takes the 89 survive the attacker. Let me look in I need to lock in right here. Okay. I have brick salad
oh wait no I don't I think I say it sounds like I'm threatening them
because I'm staring into the camera I think that's what I say in Swedish I
All right, I need to look at him.
Yara, give me my fucking... dude!
I
I'm going to break through her and then I'm going to haul Stitcher.
I'm gonna kill you.
Fuck you.
It worked out.
behind me? No, it was Yara. She was my companion.
If you mean for the end, except you? Yeah, that's a blooper.
I think it's barracks. All things considered.
Close quarters we got. Yeah, this mode is sick. It is really good. It's so intense.
Okay yeah we did momentum is so good yeah increased health yeah yeah we have
endure here too which is huge but momentum is amazing for Abbey which is
already so strong in melee any cool weapons the hunting pistol flame thrower
I think it's on sale, too
Ummm
Fuck it, I'll get the flamethrower. I'm not sure it's worth it. I don't know when...
men
This is mode new? No, it's not. It's really fun. Sometimes I really get the urge to play
it. I hope we get last of us three to be honest I just want to see where they're
gonna push the gameplay. TV station assault, seraphites, enemies drop bombs on
death okay did you play the Valhalla deal
scene right now rock yes I did it was
amazing I did the full whole thing oh if
the weapons gold you think it's randomly
upgraded okay you're pretty consistent
getting another turn getting top 50 oh
oh yeah there's like a leaderboard for
daily runs right nice nice shit girls go
okay lock in the area I want to be in
is probably not here I think actually I have no idea where I want to be here but
I am haunted so they know where I am I'm not I'm combat so they know where I am
because they starting combat I wish for last of us three cause I live for the
You know what? That's fair.
Oh, interesting.
That's a lot of enemies going on here.
Get him off, Wolf!
No!
Fuck!
Bro.
God.
Jesus Christ.
Three more enemies to worry about.
I do have a bomb, but...
Okay, that's a melee one. The one in front of me is also a melee one. What's the third one, though?
Oh
Okay, no
My man's nutting dude
Look at that. Fucking hell.
One more enemy somewhere.
All right, you wanna go hand to hand, let's go.
I need a bottle.
Go.
Gun guy over there.
Alright.
No one's walking in my trap!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, this is a bit scary. This is definitely scary.
bitch
One enemy somewhere
I've noticed you actually reload your guns in this by left clicking
That's why my guns have never been reloaded
There you are. Oh, do you have a gun?
Oh, I could make a spot. No, there's no point.
No, you have a hammer. I mean, we could go head to head if you want.
Or I'll just stealth kill you.
Why don't we try this mode today?
I just wanted to play something that is kinda scary.
and just gets my adrenaline going and this mode gets your adrenaline pumping is crazy
how do you stealth kill anyways I get it I think you have to press E to stealth kill
I press F but I'm pretty it should be E okay just go back here don't fix what I'm broken
What's up series, I have no bottle, no trap mine.
Triangle on piece 5. Yeah, it's probably E.
Rifle user, I see him.
Oh, if I could headshot that, that'd be...
Okay, look the other way.
Good.
Okay, kill him so he doesn't rush me. Reload.
You sure you want to try that
Sweet! That worked really well. I was actually a bit worried about that encounter, but nah,
I worked that well.
Nice.
Yo, Vita, I think seven. Thank you, dude. I'm thinking you can either, by the way.
Oh, if you kill every enemy all with headshots, you get additional 30 bonus points. Oh, you do? Mind if you chat? Yeah, fucking chat, dude. Let's go.
We need a long range. We need a long we need the hunting gun again. You just had a ruben
sandwich what's a Ruben sandwich could fill up their trap mines but what I need
is a new weapon I need it I would prefer the hunting gun but I can't reload
again so give me the rifle then give me some pipe bombs pipe bombs are a
amazing
ruben sandwich yeah I have no idea what this is bird fire I'm not gonna get but
But I'd love to get capacity though.
Corned beef, sourdough,
1,000 oil and dressing on rye.
Ooh, ooh, yeah, sounds good.
Sounds good.
This apparently, oh yeah, I see it, I see it.
Fucking, oh it a la.
God damn, look at that brother.
God damn, that's some good shit.
Well, if we go up against infected, we'll use the others.
Ba-da-ba-ba, ba-da-ba-ba, ba-da-ba-ba-da.
Could have momentum last longer, but we could also get more maximum health, which I think
we'll take.
Good.
And then, now if we cross this, restore a smelly weapon to full durability and increases the damage, it's very good.
Now that we just got this.
Craft more durable. Upgrade, yeah, yeah.
A weapon do I have? Okay, it's a baseball.
So if I do this...
How's my durability on this weapon? I don't know, but it looks ruthless though.
All right, do we have a choice now?
Yeah, we do.
Hunted in the restaurants, or you get precision, that's ass.
Survival is good, though.
Searched by WLF in the forest.
Yeah, we take photo mode filters?
What kind of shitty mod is that?
Let's do it.
I should have checked what was after this.
Okay, it's fine.
Uh, everything's blue.
Could have been worse.
I
Was next level question mark fuck
Dog I
Am sorry, but dogs are insane in this
Oh my god, I'm actually out of ass.
Oh, this is not good, I've used everything.
Oh, I gotta be right here.
Okay, where'd you go?
Don't try anything.
Fuck, this is bad.
I shouldn't be over here. Push to the right instead.
What the fuck did you spawn behind me?
Did you fucking spawn behind me?!
I have a gimmick on this mission, that's why everything's blue.
Fuck, I think they might-
I'm a little bit worried they come from behind.
i think they will actually
i should have put a mine in there instead
would have been better
oh yeah i think i hear them in there
or they're below
We got her! Let her with air!
Go around!
What the f- WHAT THE- WHAT THE- WHAT THE- MEAL EXPLAINED!
I think I couldn't shoot through the bush.
Yeah, I was hitting like the wall.
That was insane, scam!
That was such a scam.
Oh my, cool.
We unlock new modes now, though.
Play five runs, you unlock holdout mode and capture modes.
That's pretty cool.
When you're lost in the darkness
Marlene
One-time path reroute all or nothing gambits calculated upgrade bench
That was actually insane insane robbery by Neil Druckmann dude
Love is pretty cool because of archery
hold out mode you and an ally will be attacked by swarm of infected use the
supplies in the area to set up your defense you'll fail encounter if your
ally is killed yeah no one is get auto modded salad
It's from a long time ago, Salad.
It's from a long time ago.
Lev is, I think Lev doesn't have any, uh, melee, right?
Or, Lev's shark costume.
Oh man, do I go Dina?
Lev starts with Bow and Pistol, yeah, but can Lev actually melee?
Dude, that Abbey Robbery was fucking crazy.
I'll live can melee, okay.
Dina's pretty OP.
Yeah.
When I did finish Roguelite mode with all characters back on PS5, she took me two whole streams to finish.
She was by far the one that took the longest.
Okay.
Oh, starts off with a question mark, sick.
No, I play with, uh...
Muscle playing board, mouse and keyboard.
Rage pan, what up, thanks for having me.
I'm good, hope you're well.
Just fun to play this for an evening, to be honest.
It's really cool.
We're here and there.
So what can she craft?
Yeah, she can craft stun bombs and mines, yeah.
Well, I'm just going to drop one immediately because I'm confident in myself.
Okay, am I haunted? Am I WLF? Am I... yeah. Okay, doesn't sound like haunted though, so
that's good. Stumbum's clutch? I've actually never really used him. I should do it.
I could stun all three of them right now with one stun bomb, what?
You're going to peek to the right, because if you do, you're dead.
There it is, dude.
Got it.
Yeah, you like seeing your friend like that?
Oh no, Derek, this is so sad.
Let's go with that.
Where's your friend, huh?
Fuck you.
Oh
Fuck
You know a cool part about the Gornys game?
If you have an iron pipe or like a baseball bat and you get like the kill animation where
they put like their whole body in the swing like BAAAAR across the face, if you pause
better photo mode you can see their teeth fly out in the air so cool love that
shit I'm gonna see if I can get it if I get the animation with the pipe
You didn't know that? Yeah, I see if I can show it.
There's like a specific animation where they just put their whole body into the pipe swing
right across the phase. They're jogged like rips off.
Oh, you're a rifle user. I don't want that.
Yeah, she needs to go as soon as possible.
Doing the Haas's situation is so much easier on PC than PS5.
It's such a night and day difference.
I wonder if you're the only one.
When you throw a bottle in their face you can see the glass shards stuck in the face.
Oh hell yeah.
Where are you?
Is the gun user I'm scared of?
You're not the gun user.
Oh, she's gonna come this way for sure
Yeah, she's definitely walking this way
Is that her? Maybe
I don't remember, can you grab enemies around corners? I feel like you can
Oh, there's the rifle one
anyone see a sign of her yeah ice I see the rifle one okay
right here
I think I have as a go to stun one with a stun bomb so I gotta do that so I get more
points.
I just don't know where he went.
Now I do.
Bunk?
Okay, well I did take some damage in the end.
But, it's all good.
Alright, yeah, we can craft and stuff. We're good, man, we're good.
You wish the human enemies would cry and beg for their lives the more after you injure
them. It would be so much more enjoyable. Ah, nah. Nah, they do it enough. They do
it enough. Especially if you shoot their leg off with a shotgun. They scream for so long.
grenades. They're too good. Is that my cousin or something?
Gnar? I kind of like the revolver. It's pretty tight.
You can just like... Yeah, I think you can just stun enemies and shit inside smoke and
just killed him right it's good trims working out well
hmm
cool 80% of my family would look like a lot of evil
reload speed on this
I like Mr. Mold. His name is physical. I like to get physical.
Physical. I wanna get physical. Let me hear your body talk.
Physical. That always makes me think of that gym video.
You know exactly which one I think of. Right?
Physical. Physical. I wanna get...
No, okay, some of you don't I'm gonna show you
Physical physical I want to get physical
Jim
Fail yeah, I found it I found it it's right here
I
Mean if you're doing an exercise like that, you're just asking for it man
You're just asking for it
Dude, that's bound to happen
Damn classic. Yeah, very flexible gotta say very flexible
okay gas station hold that with Jesse you get survival
uh... yeah let's do that with Jesse
sounds good fuck it
I'll do it right now is fine
I could do that in my wrestling days it's alright
physical, physical, I wanna get physical
I swear to think this approaching, you supply an air to set up your defense, you know
holdouts are very stressful, yeah
I mean, especially if there's lickers.
Clickers. I mean, wrong game.
Twenty of them we gotta kill. Top right you can see.
Oh, that revolver reload is so clear.
You're welcome.
What the fuck? I shot you! Jesse, Jesse! Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help!
Oh, Michelley, Michelley, Michelley! Yes, give me that.
Now you're fine. Help!
Not many left, I think we got it, unless there's a clicker coming in and give me a killing
me. Uh oh, I hear a bloater.
Okay, I don't want to get caught by him.
Or game am I playing?
Last of us two.
Wait, you had- I didn't see your health bar anywhere. What? What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
I didn't see your health bar anywhere. I thought you had to get grabbed. Oh yeah, they have a permanent health bar in this mode. I forgot.
Aw, I thought it was only when they got grabbed, but in this mode they have a permanent health bar and if they die it's over.
Aw, Jesse! Jesse! Yeah, I completely forgot about that.
Okay, I gotta play Dina again. I gotta go Dina again.
Yeah, I fucked up. I completely forgot about that.
yeah on holdouts they have their own health bar and if they die it's over
was a shambler not a bloater
Ali Baba yo thanks for years brab
let's go let's go let's go let's go no time to lose
hardware store assault versus seraphites okay bring it on
if you play as about co-op that last of us does not have co-op
I guess there's a mod being worked on, but yeah.
If Leon was in this, he'd clear the continent and be back home from brunch.
If Leon was in this, he'd be bent over backwards by Abby.
Weapon.
Okay, I got this now. I think I'll beat this run now
Nope.
Where are you hiding?
Thank God.
Dina's coming.
I think she never said to Ellie.
Oh, they fucking spawned here.
It's the wolf!
I was trying to whole-stage, but I missed the knee.
Dina is fucked up physical that's how it is. It's not me, it's Dina.
Well, what is your friend is what I'm wondering, the one with a gun?
Dina's gimmick is that she's a crafter.
Hey, I got your buddy over here, huh?
Okay.
Oh
Brick salting
There's a mailbox over here we got to see what it is
They fucking spawned right
I had a goal to headshot a crabbed enemy so, well that guy has no health left.
But the guy with a gun is what I'm scared of still.
People with melee weapons, that's free.
But where is the gun user?
There I see you.
I can easily just break this grab a page out of Salad's book
Look.
Come on, hurry, hurry this way.
See that?
The teeth.
Right there.
Fucking beautiful dude.
God damn!
Nasty. Fucking nasty, dude.
God damn.
Hey, you!
I actually think it's the 121.
But remember what the message in Last of Us 2 was?
Revenge is an evil cycle, an endless cycle.
I don't know.
Daramatix 15
Do I have any gory dreams of playing gory games? No, never
hey you holy shit pat pat 67 months holy yeah thank you dude thank you
I'm not sure if you can see this.
Molotov recipe. They're very good. Let's get that.
Get the reload speed for this shit.
The reload speed for the revolver is too good.
I should, Gilea.
Hey, you.
But then I'm like, no, wait, no matter what.
Haunted into subway station by infected.
Close quarter. Stealth.
Fuck it.
What do we have over here?
precision is there no crofting what is what is covered ops unstoppable what is
Dina's gimmick is it that she crafts she crafts you she is a crafter but what
does she actually get out of being a crafter yeah I went down gale because I
I don't want to kill humans.
She's pregnant.
Dr. Lamok, I think it's the 135, man.
I killed it. I think it's 46.
Please don't punch me like I punch others.
Ooh, I was close to doing it.
But thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, was I hunted here or was it just combat?
Why is not hunted, it's combat so I think they know where I am on start but then I can
lose them.
I'm in a good spot though.
What the fuck?
Okay, I guess we're fucking alive and shit. Yeah, whatever whatever Dima dies so easily. She has like no health
What up, I thought is it can't wait till Sunset of Forest, I mean Sunset of Forest is out. Do you mean their new game?
Do do do do
Man, this game mode is so cool though, it's actually really fun.
It is really fun, man.
Yeah, I have a leaderboard here.
Local high score.
Wait, is this mine?
Oh, that's local, of course.
Oh, you gotta play nine runs.
I've done six out of nine.
Let's see.
Whatever the permative is game,
it's hard as shit.
It requires you to actually practice.
Look at this.
Oh yeah, chronological order, but original new game.
There's like grounded,
yeah whatever.
Permadeath here.
You have permadeath adds additional challenge
by limiting how much progress will be saved on death.
It can only be enabled when starting a new game.
Whole game.
Your save game will be completely reset on death, per act.
Progress will be reset to the beginning of the act on death, approximately 2-5 hours
of game time.
And then you have per chapter, which progress will be reset to the beginning of the chapter
on death.
You need to like start with per chapter, then per act, and then the whole game.
And the thing is, this is not a short game.
This game is fucking long.
So it's a long perma-death run, like it's like legit longer than a DS1 run.
It's hard dude, it's really brutal.
Yeah it's like 25 hours, yeah, it's like, it's around 20 plus, yeah.
It's a very long game this one.
So yeah, perma, I think this whole game is ungrounded, it's just, like, you have, like,
if you haven't seen this game, like, it gets so insanely difficult, it's hard to explain.
when they introduce the dogs in the little town there.
The town that's like overrun by forests.
I think it's the first time they bring the dogs to you.
I died legit like 60 times there
in my latest grounded run.
Yeah, Hillcrest, Hillcrest.
Oh my God, it's so hard.
It is so difficult.
Remember, I remember when you give subs
for each death on grounded.
Yeah, that was that run, yeah.
And I got farmed at Hillcrests.
Recommended to stealth those parts?
Yeah, exactly.
But that's what I find so hard,
because you stealth them, right?
But the enemies have dogs that sniff you out.
So yeah.
Yeah, play it again.
I mean, it would be cool to do chronological mode.
be fair and honest in my humble opinion but I'm gonna anyways I gotta figure out
what to play tomorrow maybe some Bond games man like I don't know like in
stuff and thanks and I haven't decided yet I'm gonna watch some combo breaker
combo breaker is out I think your farm last time but first play through there
was a section where Lev takes times opening the door to Abby and the
Clickers farmed you hard. Right. Oh, chronological mode is Giga pain bro. It's all of the boring
ass flashbacks first. It takes so fucking long. Oh, yeah, true. Yeah, again, I really
like this this game mode. It's actually so fun. Forgive me, father, too. Yeah, I mean,
I mean, yeah.
I did play the first one.
I haven't played the second one though.
Well, you know what this stream needed?
Zeith coming in here like usually does and baits you.
Oh dude, he should have done that, yeah.
He should have done that.
Am I doing more last ones tomorrow?
I mean, maybe in the evening,
but I might, I kinda wanna play that Bond game on PS2,
like everything or nothing.
If I could get that to run well
Yeah
Nice to the temple infernal crusade I tried getting that game to work it it just doesn't
I've been searched online like it's it's a mega pain in the ass to get to work
Here I tried it like you you have like
3000 plus FPS when you're in the game everything is super sped up and I feel
like my PC is gonna explode which is a common issue with this game
possible game fakes of games running too fast yeah I try looking if passive
video it doesn't help it still does it I tried river tuner still does it it's
mere thank you
continues one run now I'd rather just play some bullshit some random shit but
uh man this game was a banger it's a really fun game man
Dread dilution. Well, I have two days
the 23rd and the 24th is now when
We're gonna just play random games after that is jump King quest is bond and then I go to twitch.com for like four days
And then I'm back. We're gonna continue jump King quest
June the 5th
We play gothic one remake
So bangin is red dilution all good
No, that's good reviews man. Very good reviews. It's great, yeah.
Fadekeeper EA. Oh yeah, probably try that also, I think at least.
Oh wait, yeah. Oh yeah, Fadekeeper is on the second. I think I'd rather play Jumpking
quests than Faith Keeper Early Access. I'm legit excited for this too, but it is launching
in Early Access and Jump King Quest is fully releasing, so I'd rather do Jump King Quest
so I can finish that before I go thick. Alright Chai, it's exactly midnight. Might do some
Bond games tomorrow or maybe someone's bullshit.
Well you're gonna play Abash and Steel again.
Yeah, I kinda want to.
But, I mean, we do, we got Gothic 1 remake soon.
I'm so excited for it, it's gonna be a banger.
GoldenEye, um, maybe play all the Pierce Brosna and the Bond games.
There's GoldenEye, is it Nightfire?
Is it...everything or nothing?
I wonder how long that would be.
And the world is not enough.
Those four games are all Pierce Brosnan.
I think I could do them all four in one stream maybe.
I'm not sure.
But I have to get him to work first.
I gotta get him to work.
I'm gonna hate Raid Hall.
Yeah, I've seen all of the movies, but it's a long time ago.
I've seen that. Oh, that's the fuck you, Todd Howard!
Yeah, I've seen it. It's great.
I'll see you tomorrow, Chad. Appreciate y'all. Uh, fun stream today. What did I do?
Oh yeah, I played, uh, Sir Kicks a Lot, yeah, and then some Last of Us. That was cool.
Yeah, I'm live-utual time tomorrow.
I like- I like being, like, 20, 30 minutes early.
because I just didn't just talk with chat until 4 p.m. it's kind of nice it's
pretty nice just know if I'm ever early I won't start gaming early unless it's
like some I don't know weekend or some shit but yeah I try to start gaming it
for you see you tomorrow
I love you guys.