Yo, wha!
Ah!
I got the game to work!
Everything or nothing.
Well, surely it works.
I mean, I don't know if the physics are gonna break at 60 frames or something.
Magic things, 65! Thank you!
Now this one won't have any aiming issues will it because that's loud because it's third
person and you can lock on targets simple and easy so I kind of liked playing the
uh, night fire yesterday with a controller. It was pretty f- it was- it was felt rewarding.
You're farming pure Bladestone in OG Demon's Souls? Oh boy.
Good luck.
Not ready for you today, Moe. I'm always ready for you, brother.
The fuck?
The weekend is having dinner with Yoko Taro and Miyazaki.
What the fuck?
That's pretty dank. That comes out of nowhere.
What the hell?
He's the protagonist is really an onslaught. Oh
True
The new bond I'm playing it on the 26
Wait, Master got the Wrecking Ball achievements?
Holy shit, gotta congratulate him when he comes in here.
Oh, Ruby Knight!
Oh yeah, that's in July. Sick.
You should check the funny skits a moment on your 2020 playthrough of Sematica. That guy has a screw loose.
Did you mean to link a timestamp because it's an 8 hour vault?
Comments?
What comments?
Oh this!
Oh let's see.
I'm still kind of watching this but I miss all that layoffs.
Humble focus spot on, really enjoyable to watch.
These days he can't open his stream without him like 10 minutes and bragging about something
sport related.
He achieves.
I'm just proud, okay?
Our epic of a gamer he is, so stupid annoying.
Mangers became way too big and the years of streaming are starting to pay their toll on
him.
Just delusional, self unaware narcissists at this point.
God bless his soul.
Also the way his chat interactions become more and more ADHD like since he started living
together with that weird other streamer is also beyond reasonable.
It's kind of based, to be honest.
Anyways, we're good all day, we're one of the view watchable streamers on the shitty
platform.
Well, I can already tell what the issue here is.
He doesn't really know when I'm joking.
Well, this side, I don't get the bragging part.
I like talking about like the Swedish classic and stuff and I'm very proud of it.
That's not bragging.
And then this is just, I mean this is obviously just joking, but some people won't get it,
you know?
They won't.
And that's alright.
You cannot speak to everyone.
Street Fighter 6 had a 10 year old compete.
Wait, what?
Is that allowed?
On stage, so you're really nervous and a little uncomfortable there, right?
Just start stacking on top of each other.
What?
The children.
The children are out.
The babies.
Two on two.
I don't know if he's 10, but which one is the 10 year old here?
Yeah, really.
Yeah, I was the arrow down there, but how did he do he body the other guy to oh what?
Damn, there was a guy in Tekken yesterday, but no two days ago
Yeah, he had a sheba in his backpack as he was playing
Oh man, I was so cute. I think I think he lost though
That was cute. Oh
Oh, yeah, I need to respond.
Sorry you feel that way.
Answer.
There we go.
Ah, stuck in nostalgia with our refusal to get on with the time and accept that people change.
Yeah, I guess.
But the thing is like, yeah, of course people are going to change, but what he said isn't true though.
It's just like I do a lot of irony joking and stuff right and like some people just won't get that
They won't get irony or sarcasm
So they take it dead serious like oh, I'm the gamer. I'm the best gamer in the world like I think most people get that
I'm joking when I'm saying this
But some people think I'm dead serious and that my ego has taken over and yeah
That's how it is on the internet man. Yo cameo. Thanks for the three years
Scammers thanks to the one nine team shit. That's almost ten years man. Thank you
Every kid that makes for the six years and daily
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Thank you and matrix. Thanks for the 65. Thank you. I oppose the first 13 is double or seven looks in a month
Yeah, they keep posting so much
Where you can voice respond on YouTube
You
Y'all grand, I think it's 26.
Ah, thank you, brother. Should've lashed out on him.
No, there's no need. I mean, it is what it is.
I'm just me, that's it.
It's not gonna fly with everybody, that's how it goes.
It did, it did, it did, it did, it did, it did, it did, it did.
Did I watch this in 007 First Light Ball and Theme?
No, I'm just waiting. I haven't, uh...
I haven't seen it.
I've only seen like the first, what is it, two trailers when they announced it and then the one after that?
What are you looking at me?
Yeah, true, true, true
True, true. Yeah, it's Lana Del Racing in it. It's gonna be DMCA
Don't give them attention driven. I've seen this a million times already. It's nothing new. It happens all the time
Yeah, I like how Mika got collateral damage. Oh wait this song. Oh my god
Wow haven't heard this in a while
Do
Yo, cacti, thanks for 47!
Oh, thank you.
It belongs to streaming to get this subcomment, yeah!
Yeah, I mean, I've been doing this for, what, 13 years?
Yeah, over 13 years.
And I've seen so many of these already.
Like, it's just...
What am I supposed to do?
Just not do what I enjoy and just...
Like, people will change with time.
And that's just part of it.
What am I supposed to do?
I just say sorry feels that way and yeah now I'm going to play some bone there whoops
that's my PC skip this updates yeah I don't need this
cool that's an early axe of double seven no this is like the ps2 game
everything or nothing
Mmm
Check the throne breaker the witches tails oh
Man, I cried my eyes out during this in the game. Oh
This fucking song dude
What was it?
The Witcher Tales?
Wait, does this CD project read?
I don't think I've heard of this game before.
very good reviews yeah as a card game it seems like
does anyone know what this song is from that's playing right now I'm sure
someone knows but I want you to cross and tiger hidden dragon all the O.G. one
Garth, yeah, yeah, that's from Garfield, yeah, of course.
No.
It's from the first credits in Yakuza 6.
You finish replaced surprisingly good starting to call my wife's wait did I I played replace right
Was that the really beautiful game? Yes. Yeah
I was like the most one-time song ever yeah, they only play it there in the first credit is there. It's so sad
It's so incredibly sad, and then they have the 40 minute long posts
post cutscene. Mass Effect 2 suicide mission. Viewer discretion is advice. This video could
be about suicide and self harm. I remember crying when you play the man who raised the
Remember to pay the accept for and bought most of them after y'all. Let's go. Yeah, that one was good
Have I seen this skip to 16 seconds, what is this?
Hey, what an automated AI
I
WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce WWE as a word what
What
That stuff stuff is goofy
Like
It's not playing man, it ain't playing.
Not quite.
The show will happen, the stadium will likely fill up one way or another.
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God damn like
He's trying like
Oh, dude, I link yesterday.
Now it's just sloped now.
Yeah, I link it here.
Dude, I saw- I saw-
Ugh, these are reals and stuff.
Mika sent me this really funny reel.
Oh man, but it's like these babies when they go to the,
like, you know, when you sit around a table at a restaurant
and they make the food in front of you
and it's like fire and stuff.
Oh man, I don't know what it's called.
That one was actually so good.
It was like this artist who had, oh, yeah, he bought you.
Oh man I wonder if I can find it on YouTube.
Man it was so good but it might not be on YouTube.
Yeah the drawn terror, yeah the Hibachi drawn terror, yeah.
I don't think I can find it here though unfortunately.
It was actually, oh is it here?
Alright, let's see if I can play this.
Aw man, Instagram reels on PC so scuffed.
Is there no li-
It's so scuffed.
I don't know, we can still see it I think.
Oh fuck, it's really loud, but I thought this one was gray.
you I thought this song was brilliant the arts are really pretty
poor babies dude he's eating her spigot
It's a brilliant art, it's a brilliant art dude.
It's so good.
Anyways enough reacting, I'm playing Bond.
Yeah, yeah, it's a bit of Attack on Titan vibes, yeah.
What is that song called that plays there?
The orchestra?
Hey, you!
Obviously very popular.
I don't have the name.
How did today's stream go? I just started.
I just started, man. Yeah, I saw this salad hit. Okay, let's watch this one too because this salad hit was amazing.
Imagine.
I was laughing for a good five minutes in my kitchen when I saw this.
Defend them silver knight man
Too good. Everything or nothing
Fresh boots. Hopefully everything works. It should I tested a bit
That's gonna be a miscuffed here in the beginning. I don't know why it does this
Yeah, I see a lot. Thanks to the 10 to 6 6 8 9 marines 5 years super spam. Thanks 38 girl
Thanks 45 again, dude. Thank you
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
What, where's my audio?
Did I mute it?
Ehh...
I did, that's why.
You did it, kids!
I went back to everything.
I did.
Yeah, some people say this is the best 007 game.
Yeah, and then it's going to do this again.
I don't know what this is, it's like a loading screen or something.
I heard, master.
Big congrats, brother.
it's so over yeah it's a continuation continuation of die another day I did see
mental varies on me what I felt to
See if there's subtitles
But they just throw you into this mission
I think this is the game that has Pierce Brosnan and Willem Dafoe, right?
It was this one.
Damn!
Oh yeah, wall cover, R2.
L1 to lock on and fire
No aiming issues now this one is third person. Yeah
Cover shooter before gears yeah
Okay, can I activate subtitles somewhere game options? Oh subtitles. Yeah, let's go
I got body armor
Okay, you can roll right
Melly
you can blind fire and
Oh, you can't take cover on low walls. Okay
Wait, wait, this was the last time Pierce grows and plays Bond.
Oh, this game?
It's real.
Oh, wait, you can crouch?
Hmm.
Oh, wait, Square is also melee.
Oh, L2, yeah.
Oh yeah, you can aim when you lock on for headshots too.
That's actually really good.
That's really tight.
How do you reload?
Maybe just like that.
Wait, how did I crouch?
L2, yeah.
So this is just like the intro of the tutorial.
Tora, who's my favorite bond actor?
I think it might be Daniel Craig, to be honest.
It might be.
His music volume?
Well, I mean, I could do this.
I don't know, I really like Daniel Craig.
There's so many, I mean Pierce Brosnan is super peak, there's so many.
Can you vault?
No?
I'd say like top 3s in no specific order, like Sean Conner, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig for me.
Woosh!
Alright, you.
I'm alright.
I want to try some melee moves.
Here I come.
Oh shit!
Nice!
Oh okay.
Weapon.
How do you pull out the weapon?
Oh, rappel! Okay. Sposs. Oh yeah, you just R1, you pull it out again, yeah. Thank you.
I
Holy fuck we got lower the sound effects a bit man Jesus Christ
I don't think that did anything.
I need to figure out how you actually reload your weapon.
Maybe you can't
X oh, it's just X obviously the only button I didn't track
Yeah
who do I want this new bond ooh ooh that's a question I don't know dude I'm
I'm gonna melee.
Oh, you.
Oh, nice dodge.
Here it comes!
Mad Damon, what a difficulty, I haven't even got the entry yet, the game literally just
starts with his mission.
It's like night fire.
There.
Oh, did we get the intro now?
Here's Brosnan!
Flag's...
Willem Default!
Pidey Club?
I'll play it and I'm not gonna bother you in this place.
Give me everything more nothing.
Give me everything more nothing at all.
Everything more nothing.
Give me everything more nothing at all.
Good evening, Mommy's bonfire.
I
Damn
sick
Achilles jaws
Yeah, it does this weird loading screen thing. I don't know what this is about but roll with it
Wait, there was there's bond moments here too
What was the bond moments here? Okay, damn it. Detail. Oh, fuck. Let's continue. What
was the bond moment there? Does anyone know? I didn't even know this game had that.
Oh, this is PCSX2.
Oh, a repel?
You can repel somewhere?
Okay.
Well, now we know, though.
Now we know.
Brons!
It's a warm-up mission.
It's literally...
It's the tutorial.
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We have politics 61!
Okay!
Cool!
Femalvix29!
Favorite piece to games, let's go...
Oh, it said 007 there.
How do I get numbers?
Oh, here.
Wait, how did I get to there?
I'll do 007 because I'm cool.
m6 m16 mi6 training yeah all right how's the intro unlocks need a gold for this
Productions still cheats!
Alright.
Loading skills.
Beginning hand-to-hand combat training.
Okay, it just starts. Okay.
Alright. Throw is both.
Damn! Wait, and you have counterattack. Okay, ow. Ow. Yeah. Sick. That was hand to hand.
Okay, okay. Yeah, this is emulated. Repel training.
Now simply run towards the wall and you'll be able to climb it. Oh, that's cool. I'm not open the levels are gonna be
Nice
I like that you can aim when locked on.
It's so nice.
Sick.
sick basic combat training complete all right what do we have here basic target
training you can enter bond sense bond sense training step two when target is
highlighted hold to lock on okay
This is so tight.
Repel of that ledge, 007.
Can do that?
Repel off ledge by running straight at it.
Your gadget will do the rest.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Those dark things, 43 at cover.
Okay.
Dark things, 43, uh, cover, okay.
So tight, dude.
two
Take that screw it
You'll have to find another way around
Range on this too
He can still miss the curse doesn't aiming mechanism. Yeah. Yeah, you like you you lock on right? Oh
No, it's sniper. Okay, you can zoom
Oh nice
That's a powerful dragon home god damn I
Remember pretending to be sick so I could take day off school to play this. Yeah, there's laser wires here. Oh
I gotta shoot this obviously
Yeah, I was chilling and the controls are really tight in this
Damn, I faked a lot of oh, oh you could turn around
Okay
cool well done you've completed your objectives now get out of there
there's no jumping in this one
all right any decoder
SICK.
Very cool, okay.
Oh, this riff goes so hard.
I gotta learn this on guitar.
Pretty easy
Fun fact hello this devs name was the a redwood shores before they became this little studios
This made dead space games to Mars Wow wait really oh
Huh
My mom never fell for fake sickness, but I remember on Actual Sickness I'd go play and
then she'd see me and be like, if you're good enough to play, you're good enough to go to
school.
Yep.
Had kind of the same stuff, yeah.
Oh, now I get to choose.
Core objectives only, less challenging enemies.
Standard mission.
More challenging.
Agen. Let's go.
Bada, bada, bada, da, da.
Good day, W7. 24 hours ago, Oxford scientist Katya Nadanava was kidnapped while demonstrating top-secret nano-robot technology.
Microscopic machine prototypes whose technology must not fall into the wrong hands.
We provided you with an e-vehicle for this mission, W7.
I mean, the sub-title's okay.
Destroy the nano-bottom prototypes. Good luck W7
Yeah, for these like pre-made cutscenes the subtitles are probably gonna be a dank
Pre-render whatever oh
Shit
of
Oh, shit.
Okay, gotta be smart.
I forget I can dodge.
What?
Okay, all right, okay.
It's gonna take like five minutes to use the controls, all right?
Oh, good.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
Bond with a dodge-roll is unstoppable. Yeah, now that I know where it is, it's gonna be free.
I think that's interesting.
Can I use this maybe some gadget
Okay, oh you can't quick melee from this. Okay, let's see explosives
We have the grenade here thermo vision. I'm trying this whoa
Cool
Okay, you can you can turn that off
I'm supposed to use a grenade in this
Whoops, not sure where that went
armor yes thank you
I use that last explosive here yeah I didn't look like a bit but he reacted to it
He reacted to this here, but it's not X. I don't have any other explosives. I'm fought.
Oh, yeah, born vision.
Oh, yeah, with born vision, you can see what it is.
Well, I think that- oh, that was probably a 007 thing to kill enemies with this, maybe.
Because that didn't do anything for the actual objective.
While we're stuck, these are just exploding barrels.
It's so over.
Hey, you!
How do I free shoot?
I don't think you can freeshoot in this game.
I said to press L wondering this but...
It doesn't do anyth-
Huh?
Oh, I think it shows you the...
Oh wait, Rappel point- wait.
Oh, that's a Rappel point?
Yeah!
So you can also see the- Yes!
You can also see the objective if you open this.
And if you press L1, usable, out of range.
Okay, that's cool.
The objective is down there.
Oh, there's a sniper, Dragoonov here.
Cool.
Okay, gotta use Bond Mission a lot.
So right here, it's this one right here.
That says objective.
So you can basically see, like, where the objective is.
Oh, shit.
oh what the fuck dude
oh what okay okay okay okay okay this is actually hard you die super quick okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got this, I got this, I got this.
I know exactly what to do now.
I know what to do.
Trust, trust.
Now we know how to see objectives and everything.
I'm boom-maxing
Where's all the enemies
Well, okay all good all good
Get the body armor.
What?
Ah!
Wait, he shot one final shot before he died?
Okay, well that's good to know.
We can do that.
No, you come on out.
Shit, okay.
Why is this so hard, man?
Well, I did big double agent
Wait the fire hurts you here
Any body armor
What?
Holy shit, dude!
This is so difficult!
Okay.
Warmup is complete now.
get the sniper
All right.
All right, sick.
Yo, what up, Derivate, thank you.
Okay, we got some healing over here.
The next segment is so difficult, though.
I need like some...
Yeah, the Desert Eagle is a hard hitter.
Okay, just go fast and get a good vantage point.
Let's go bold.
armor. Oh my god this spaghetti dude! Fuck! Jesus Christ! Okay, I heavily underestimated
this difficulty. It's crazy how fast you die. It might just be this mission, you know.
I know he's there, I saw him.
If this game is super-peak, it actually feels really tight.
You really feel like Baal on here.
Okay, get some body armor.
Good.
We're full health coming into this now.
That whole thing is going to be so much more rewarding also.
Oh, go, just go, go, go, go, go, go.
What the ffff?
Okay, go!
Got him behind me!
Take some cover, be smart about it.
This guy doesn't know I'm here.
here. I killed the repel guys, we should be good. Was that his final shot before dying?
I think so.
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ!
oh any body armor around here okay there is body armor down on the ledge
there but there's enemies before that
Just go, go, go, go, go.
here's where are they gonna come from next there is a guy up here
of
Oh my god, they could come from anywhere.
There has to be a body armor in here.
Oh
Oh my lord!
Okay, we can go to the other side now, we open the vent also.
Hello ammo, get the deagle.
Okay, I see objectives here, right?
Yeah, fine Doctor, not that Nova, yeah.
Let's go!
Oh, don't call them the pipes!
Left, left.
Rev, okay, right.
Okay, I don't want to be on the pipes.
Drop your weapon!
So ice-cold, dude.
Hey, Mookie, thanks for 97 trust, thanks for half a year.
Hey, pretty good.
Wait, there was five bond moments where?
Where was those bond moments, man?
I mean I got the sniper up there, but then the level didn't seem that big.
I got gold though.
I'm happy with gold.
That's good.
Yeah.
The subtitles went to double seven first Latin art planning to return.
it's said to flip something for cover oh yeah maybe train chase
double agents
I'll play for Russia with love game no tomorrow is jumping quest so no bomb
Come tomorrow.
All of a sudden the game is 30 of fists.
Alright.
Sure.
Oh motorcycle.
Oh, it might be because it's a driving stage, maybe.
So it doesn't break the physics.
Wait, how many Bond moments are here?
Maybe you can't see that in this one.
Yeah, but I'm discovering stuff.
Wait, invisible car or...
Wait, do you really get to choose?
Oh, shit, cool!
Oh, you choose between motorcycle and the Porsche.
Oh, that's awesome! Okay.
Whatever, whatever, whatever, M.
I'm exploring here, okay?
I'll get the bike though. I'll get the bike.
Missiles!
Hurry, 007, the train is getting away!
Yeah, I can't get over here now. Maybe I'll take the car instead.
Max Verga hated here. Yo, four of whore. Thank you, Salam for the raid.
Hope I get streamed, man. Dude, that backstab death you had was hilarious.
And my game just crashed here.
This game is super tight. It's really fun.
Did you get any other ongoing, man?
A motorcycle is born moment?
Okay, I'll try motorcycle again, but I can make a save state, maybe.
You have a 22 minute run now? Nice.
Yeah!
Dude, oh yeah, this game had multiplayer too. Was that co-op?
It's hard to why Iron Man and not...
Why Iron Man and not Females?
Oh, I get it. Great.
It took me a bit. Alright, train chase. Let's go.
So yeah, this mission seems to be... wait, these are fixed now.
Interesting.
W-7, Dr. Nadamivar is on that train. You must find a way to get on board.
No, baby.
Let's try the car. Let's try the car instead. Oh, the game getting stuck is the bond moments.
Okay, interesting
No, you're piecing it out of stroke
This kind of scratch on it. Yeah, I think so
It's probably just something you can take in the emulator like an option. I would fix it
Try to save me six episodes mission this mission is 30 of this it's not 60. I think because of vehicles
There's fixes built-in for this game on PCSX2.
Wait, do you have to like enable them somewhere?
Can't remember what one is specifically.
Ah let me see here.
Let me see, um...
I'll try again.
If it happens again, I'm sure it's just an option you have to tick for the game.
And the car will probably work if I just play with the car instead of the motorcycle.
Minus one bomb move, yeah.
Well, let's just see if the car works instead.
I'm getting there.
I
Can't start
Oh fuck, there was a...
NOOOO!
But I have no health, and your car sucks.
I crashed a few times though this time will be different it has to be watch this
Hurry W7 the train is getting away!
I knew!
Hurry W7 the train is getting away!
I could have gone up left there.
There's so many like side paths and stuff you can do.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I gotta wait for the, like, hole in the ground.
It's coming right up here.
I made it?
Okay
This game is so fun
This is really cool, man. You know, Cal's got like 17, all that Garfun coming to play, let's go do it.
Give me the smoke, like, 25, Pavonbeer, takes 5.
See, the bike was broken there on emulator though. I'm sure there's like an option you can tick, but...
Yeah, the one bone moment I missed there was the bike.
But I li- I li- My- The game would just crash every time, so...
Yeah, we take a gold.
Ooh.
Hey, you!
I was like nightfire more than this one. Yeah, I played nightfire yesterday. That was also great
Two years already, our juicy was a 20 nine been around much longer. Best community on Twitch next work
I start my new Amazon job. Oh nervous excited. Can't wait. Just a minute more good times. Yo
Congrats on your new job, dude
And I wish you all the best. Thank you for the 29 juice
What up, Brazil is in the chat?
Sub-lofart.
What up, richie guy?
Gonna show the used car video it doesn't exist anymore
Okay, I want to redo that. I don't know even know how that guy even noticed me, but
He did.
Warn me to report!
Sir, no damage so fast, sir, but I'm still checking.
Can I drop you somewhere?
Just saw something.
Oh, yeah, we gotta use bomb vision more because here you can see stuff like
What is this? Oh, I think I can just shoot it
Same thing with this I can just shoot it I guess I guess it's to explode
the
boys not because I still the room
should destroy them as a saying destroy 6 out
No alarm, we're good.
Have I played species unknown? Oh yeah, we've done a few streams with it. Me and the lads.
It's a very, very good game.
You can't vault in this, right?
I don't think so.
I think you get a 007 here every time you manage to do a room without an alarm going
off.
That's what it is.
of
There it is. Nice. Only three rounds left.
What's the next objective? Find Dr. Nadanoba.
You can shed some light on the situation that makes them by using your thermographic
curricula.
I can't see shit man.
Well that was fair.
Are you kidding?
Hit me at damage report.
Sir, no damage so far.
My man just instantly aggroed and I lost 80% of my health the moment I opened the door.
Alright, it's fine.
We know what to do. Can I use the other gun for this? Or is it too loud?
It seems like you can.
Is there a PC in this one?
Nice.
Fuck!
When they do that final shot after you killed him is so confusing sometimes.
Yeah, I'm playing on emulator.
I just saw something.
Okay, wait the wrench is really strong
I
got a couple of biasing game always brother always
Shit, this is not very stealthy now.
Come on man! Come on!
roll
Fuck the door.
Well, I think like everyone's aggroed now.
I'm gonna get smoke the moment I open this.
new bonda now it's slag fuck yeah
dude
Not going in there!
That's death!
The moment I go...
come on in please
Everyone?
Any body armor in here?
Okay, well that was a bit, I mean you definitely could have stealthed all of that.
last room I'm not sure how you would stealth that.
I don't suppose we could just talk about this.
Oh fuck.
I guess not.
Ah!
I guess not okay like push him in or what
Okay, I don't know
Okay?
What about the electricity?
I have no weapons.
Okay.
Okay, maybe I need to, like, counter him?
Wait, that works!
Yeah!
Okay!
That was tight.
Yeah, I mean, I only filled one room, and then I got caught, but that's alright.
Still a gold.
We take him.
Mr. Shaveix23 man thank you there.
Oh I got productions still.
Is he not one of the top in this game?
Not that we've seen no.
I wonder if they'll have bon moments in first light?
Oh, hopefully.
I'll be cool.
I'm from MI6.
The general must get away with the NATO rubble.
I think you may go to the hospital.
I'm not going to go to the hospital.
I don't want to go to the hospital.
I'm not going to go to the hospital.
I'm going to the hospital.
I think you may be reaching the end of the line here
You must destroy that helicopter, 007.
The nanotech prototype cannot remain in enemy hands.
Some flares may help to shake those missiles, 007.
Okay!
When I'm flaring!
Dude, I hope the new Bond has Bond moments.
on but no match for me
I can't hit him
why have one missile left
What?
The structure is protected by those shield generators.
You need to deal with them before continuing on with your mission.
Excellent W7, the shield is weakening.
Oh, so is my health.
of
the
one
of
the
All right, no missiles needed
Oh James you saved my life, who can I ever repay you allow me to take you to dinner
I like that
Take that as a small
Hmm. I look forward to collecting the rest of you.
Hey, you! Good morning, darling. I deduced the mission was successful.
All of the nanobots were destroyed. Except for one. My gift to you.
Courtesy of MI6 and James Bond.
Bond? James Bond?
Do you know him?
He killed Maxorin, my mentor, my teacher, my friend.
I didn't know. I'm sorry.
How ironic.
Bond has now planted the seeds for his own destruction.
Soon enough, the world will know in fear the name...
Nikolai Diablo.
You'll have everything you desire.
Yes, Katya.
everything or nothing it even looks like him that's awesome
it's willing to foe yeah
Oh boy, it's not a first-time mission. I don't think I died. Wow. It's the first time
Crazy
Weapon accuracy 105%
Cool
No, I'm playing on hardest Shinichi
That's very active. Ooooooh!
Can you pick it back up if you go back with it, I guess?
Okay.
if you get into a tight spot and need to disable your enemies quickly wait okay
strobe grenade the standard issue dark carries a fast action nerve thoughts in
that will immediately render anyone who hit unconscious for a few hours its range is limited
though so you'll need to be careful using it at range if i remember right you can't pick them back up
yeah they made it sound like you could yeah hey hachi bukai thanks 17 and pelagias thanks 30 in
Tom makes 42 and gold and playing things 33 Shane makes 23 go to game. Yeah, this game is sick
And I played night fire yesterday. It was also really sick
We've upgraded the cayenne with a cloaking device double a seven which will make you temporarily invisible to your enemies
It has a limited battery life though. So use it sparingly
Your cayenne has now been outfitted with a remote control device double
They can be deployed to scout ahead and the onboard laser can be used to help you access hard to reach areas
Okay
Is it the same is it the same devs for both games, I don't think so um
This is apparently the same studio that went on to make dead space
Which is really cool
Glen. Wait, was Glen part of this game then, I wonder?
Hmm.
Wonder what Glen's doing now, man.
Space 3 has similar cliff climbing segments. Oh, MI6 interlude now. Glend did not work
on it, but he did work on it from Russia with love. Ah, okay. Yes, I'm playing this on
me later yeah PCSX-2
007 welcome back nice to see you again em excellent work rescuing dr. Nadal over
007 however we have a new crisis on our hands we've lost contact with 003 he was
in Peru investigating Nikolai Diavolo.
Oh, look at that!
KGB agents so ruthless that the KGB itself tried to have him terminated.
Unfortunately, they failed.
Diavolo's control, his teacher, was Mac Zorin.
Yes, we once played bridge together.
He lost.
We believe W3's life may be in danger.
Come on my way to Peru.
And don't forget to stop by Q Branch on your way out.
Yeah, the faces have done super well. I mean, you can tell immediately.
Good morning.
That is them.
Ah, 007, we have some new equipment for you. Have you met my new assistant, Mr. Nagai?
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
And you won't, if I ever say in the matter. Now, pay attention, 007.
This is your remote control spider cam. You can use it to scout ahead.
Spy disguised as a spider? Frightening.
Thanks for the tip.
grenades you can use them to blind your enemies brilliant and this is your new
dart gun it knocks your enemies out instead of killing them I've thought
for now double a seven do try to return this equipment in pristine condition
I'll do my best that's what I was afraid of
the
may introduce you double-oh-seven to the triumph date on a six-hundred motorcycle
the
to bike
these are now standard issue for all double agents and feature front-mounting rapid
fire rockets
there's also a weapons storage compartment in the front fairing
try it
up close and personal
And we've counterweighted it to give the rider the ability to lay the bike flat, thereby avoiding any low hanging obstacles.
I expect to see this returned in perfect condition, 007.
I mean it.
It's a bike riding mission now.
Hopefully it doesn't crash.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
I cast you at least for the 50 annoying man, thank you!
Serena's in germane!
alright
W3's last known contact in Peru was geologist Serena Sanjumane.
She may have an idea of his whereabouts.
Check in at W3's safe house for a clue to allocation.
spot
okay
find a way to stop it
I
Don't forget W7 your cute clothes will make you invisible for a short time
Yeah, okay, I'm too busy dying QQ you be
Do your best to stay out of their way
The fucking car has flares man!
Oh, you have a machine gun here too cool oh is this music
Yeah, we're like free roaming now.
So sick.
Yeah, any mission that involves a vehicle is 30 FPS.
The rest are 60
It's pretty much like night fire
Yes Jack thank God it's Serena. I was so worried meet me. I'm at the hotel americano
Right and watch out for the local police. They're not who they seem to be
Is anyone
Do I have a favourite Bond movie? I mean, Casino Real is, like, definitely up there.
007.
Oh, Timer!
Serena's line at the hotel was tapped. She's in grave danger. It's imperative you get there as quickly as you can.
Hey, uh...
Guys we can talk about it we can
Oh, shake point
Okay, I'm not gonna use my invisibility maybe that's why they agree
they agree. Keep your weapons disengaged. Alright, I mean, can you hide them? Now they're
hidden. I think they're hidden now. I'm not sure. Let's see. Yep. There is no hiding unless
they've swapped it. How do I keep my weapons disengaged then?
Forget 007, your Q-Clone will make you invisible for a short time only.
I'm just giving blasts.
I'm just gonna go around, I guess?
I was thinking maybe there's a 007 way to get through, because you could do that in Nightfire.
Don't forget 007, your Q-cloak will make you invisible for a short time only.
Oh, what the fuck?
Ptardos?
Where the hell is Ptardos?
I'm low on battery.
Fuck!
Okay, we're running out of time too, alright?
I mean M, I mean whatever.
It's fine.
Ptardo
Now I'm not gonna waste any time going to the tanks either
The Cayenne's GPS map has been modified to call out local patrols, 007.
Do your best to stay out of their way.
Avada Watchers don't even skip anything.
Now I know we're looking for Patarda without plenty of time.
Don't forget, 007, your Q-Cloak will make you invisible for a short time only.
Where the hell is he?
Where the hell is Pitardo?
Fuck yeah!
Oh, it's right there. I see it. Okay.
Well, something blue is here.
Okay, well now we know. I think this is free as long as you know where this is.
Don't aggro anything and then just park the car there invisible and then just run to petardo.
What?
Who are you by, like, 37?
I don't know.
Well, it's not free because I don't know where Patardo is yet.
And there's only so- for so long you can look for it until you're out of invisibility.
But now I know where it is, so now it's like, super easy.
Surely.
Fuck I have to aggro this first.
You need to find a way past that roadblock.
Perhaps one of Q's gadgets can help you create a destruction.
Yeah, look at this shit!
This is so cool.
This is so cool!
This is Patardo
Shil!
Patardo Kaboom! I'm losing connection. I think there's a reason there's a ramp here
Oh, I have like 50 seconds or something
30 seconds!
Come on!
Garfield car, print me for this moment.
20 seconds.
15? How far away is this? I had so over 10, 9, 8. Yeah, it's gonna go over.
Okay, well, alright. Back to Patarda. But now we know where to go with Patarda though,
Should be easy
I'm using a PCS 62 emulator with a 60 of this patch now a vehicle missions are 30 of this because I think it breaks on a life
Don't forget, 007, your Q-Club will make you invisible for a short time only.
You need to find a way past that roadblock.
I
Look at the time save!
Matrix Freak, thanks for the 5, thank you.
C.V. thanks for the raid, I'll bet I could strum!
The Tardo Gaming, let's go!
Well, I recognize her.
fortress outside of town that's the last I saw of him I stay for a drive why
don't you show me the way she looks a bit like the girl from American pie oh
she's the girl who gets her tits on an American pie oh it is her yeah reach the
base I'm not the fortress. Okay. So we can avoid civilian, reach the base, avoid or eliminate
enemy patrols I will avoid because I am the stealth monster
hell about that I was reading chat
This is Kastilons.
Am I missing in I need some battery here
Do you hear a noise?
Look out!
Easy?
Cinematic.
Yeah!
Okay, look for an alternate route to get in right
Thank goodness we were in a porch, Kayan.
Kayan.
Kayan?
Okay.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Can I end such a mom car in the US?
It is.
Can you move us near you?
Oh yeah, I was down here just because of the timer up there.
Production still.
It looks a bit like the Joker just without the makeup.
A Joker? A Hobbit!
Solid hit.
This hits.
Lip a hit.
Actually, Lipa never gets hit.
I wish James Ball would drink a delicious Red Bull.
I know right?
Imagine how smooth his missions would go right?
You're still really for the backstab?
I legit laughed in my kitchen for like 5 minutes after I saw that talent.
It was amazing.
Amazing.
Where'd he go? Let's go.
Okay.
We're chillin'?
Uh, we do have sleeper dart,
strobe, Q-spider, we got some stuff for sure.
Get to the top of the cliff.
Hmm.
No repel point here?
Let's try this.
So here's the spider.
So you can return with Square.
I wonder if I still get it back then.
Hi buddy.
I still have four spiders. Oh wait, no I have three.
Okay, well, good to know.
Okay, I'm gonna restart that that that that that that that was bad that was bad I
Didn't realize they I thought maybe the spider was like mega-secret
I had a dream that hello I was bonding was really good at it because he was so
small nobody was able to see him
right
what a bad motherfucker
Listen, listen, listen to us.
I got to look for grapple points.
What do you mean what was that?
Oh shit.
Shhh. Did I play agent on a fire? No.
What I'm shocked at.
Uh, is Agent on fire?
What console is- what console is that on?
That's a game tube?
Hmm.
Here's two.
Okay.
I just saw something.
Check this out.
007.
I just saw something
007 for spools stealth
Hey you
I mean, they were like already aggro'd, you know?
Kinda.
kind of
you get like the bond moment they're called it like you have to do certain things or
Missing missions on this mission you probably have to sell these sections
Missing shop buzz egg mark today feels like a banana pizza day real
Peak then
Peek again?
Alright.
Fuck yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah, you can grapple up there, there's also like an elevator here you could take.
Yeah, you can grapple up there.
There's also like an elevator here you could take, which doesn't seem very stealthy, and
I think I'll die if I do.
Oh my god.
Where'd you come from?
Oh, body armor, nice.
Oh, is that a sniper?
Hmm.
Ha, ha, ha.
of
I
Actually, I really like the aiming system in this.
Locking on and then like aiming within the lock on.
More games should do it. It's cool.
I want to get out here.
How about play bunny guys no
Bunny guys never heard of it
anything down here or is this like an alternate route?
Holy darkness!
Ah, this was a 007 area.
Have I ever been in Lomas Turbis?
I have no idea what that is
Well, that was his bald mess my game plan just did not come to fruition at all
Yeah
Oh well, let's not let let him
No, he's not that far back it's quite fine
Gives me another I could try the elevator now if you can maybe it doesn't work. I don't know
I'm not sure what that is.
Stealthmaster!
Sick.
sick
Okay, this guy doesn't know anything maybe keep it simple
Holy shit, I remember my game always crash at this part. Yeah
That was a bit awkward
Come on man.
I won't crash, that's fine.
There's a bull's eye note is this.
A.I.
Alright.
Yeah, I was a bit... yeah, a bit bad, but whatever.
They shouldn't be aggro'd here now.
I mean... okay. Oh, oh.
It's fine. All good.
Okay, what about the elevator, you going here?
stable the hoist control. Ah, I can't do that.
I have to get up there another way.
Correct, Double OZ.
Look for an old junction box.
It's part of the mind's original work.
It's been changed somewhere in the cliffs.
Okay, body armor.
Very nice.
Is Casino Real the best porn film
because it has CBT?
I mean, that is a very good scene.
Okay
Okay, down here there was a bond moment.
Who would I want to be in that scene?
Probably not bond.
I'll be mads.
Alright, bring out the big guns here.
Chillin' with an ice latte lover?
No ice.
Oh fuck.
Okay.
Oh, this is terrifying, get me out of this.
area. We're good. I need some body armor. Got a Rocky Launcher though.
Fuckin' target the guy next to you!
Oh my god.
Why are you targeting the guy on the other side of the level?
What up guys, came back from a real life 9th tournament? Really?
That sounds sick.
I'm making Bartlett lame! Is that AVE, man?
Is they going to create my favorite bomb?
I think so, yeah.
Freeze!
Damn.
Hmm.
Damn, I'm the real bones.
Get some body armor, full health, pretty much.
I'm not sure it's worth going down in the mine for the rocket launcher.
not do it. Or what if it makes something later a lot easier?
Yeah, it's hard mode. It's a very intense difficulty. I quite like it. It's like night fire.
So here I can go down and get it, but then I have to fight a bunch more enemies, which
is very risky.
I'll try one more time.
He's just walking and shooting an AK with one arm.
There we go.
Yeah, there is body armor down here too, so that's actually really nice.
Okay, we're good that was that was good nice
Nice.
Why do boned media always have the most hard names?
Boned media?
Wait, you mean like the names of the movies?
Or what, boned media?
Anyone else?
Hey, you.
Okay, and then we have the rest over here.
Boom.
Don't shoot them feet.
I'm not risking running when you guys allow me to get back stab and then you peek.
again come on all right we're good back on the AK oh I'm like no ammo yikes oh
what about MP5 okay
Really?
Yeah, I will I'm just seeing what this is because I can't target it
Okay, an opening.
I must be over there, I can't be over here.
An opening for my spider drone?
Here?
Useable objective, yeah. Though I can't actually use it, so...
Retrieve uplink device, get the top of the cliff.
Oh yeah, there is a vent there, there is. Okay, um...
Where could this be? It's gotta be on this floor.
Spider can't climb. Hello mooloo me.
There's no way it's this unless it's gonna loop me around. Yeah it might loop
me around I guess.
Okay, now I'm getting too high, not almost a mistake, we'll have to get in there.
I'll shoot the windows if that works.
It makes sense to use the spider drone.
Maybe only the spider drone can...
What up, Jesse?
Yeah, I can't get to the Electrobox with this.
Don't I even have any weapons with this?
Okay, so you can't pick it up again.
I'm very confused by this.
They made it sound like you can use the...
Jaaaaaad...
Wait, what about this?
Nothing.
It even says this is a usable object.
it's not use me I you know what let's just continue and then maybe it will come
back here I'm guessing so at this point I don't want to be still locked I tried
shooting I tried shooting the glass yeah nothing
Oh, what?
Okay, you know what, I think there's most body armor in there, I'm gonna need that now,
Because I don't wanna die.
Uhhh...
But why can't I interact with this?
I'm so confused by that.
I thought maybe that would fix the elevator or something.
Yeah, there is body armor in there.
I need this shit.
Or it's over.
Hmm.
That's so cool.
That is so cool.
is the best bond game I could definitely see why people are beings of that opinion yes
We're full out. We have a bunch of explosives. It's yeah, we got it. We got a murder up there. I
Even have a strobe let's throw a grenade up there. How do you even like choose where you throw in this game though?
I there's no throw trajectory
And I can't see up. Yeah, I picked up the spider I did. Ah, this is so- I don't want to die up there, man!
Fuck!
There's only one way to figure this out. There's- he won't throw this high.
Alright.
What?
Alright, I guess I have to go in and pray.
Big anime titties!
Fucking, hey, thanks for the 20!
Oh, insanely generous, thank you.
Yeah, damn. I'm going in. If I die, I'm not gonna lash out.
Oh, it wasn't even up here. It was up there.
Well that rocket launcher came in handy.
Yeah, it's a very old alert sound there.
I just wanted to change.
What I had.
It's not like permanent or anything.
I just wanted to change it.
Well, we know where the uplink box is.
My name is...
Lock in Pierce, let's go.
I
Think installed sure
It's going well
What about the girl happy to help you all out of happy and healthy weekend? Yeah
Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.
Just been bonding. Return to the elevator. We're gonna go down again now.
Just don't die.
I'm scared of getting caught when I'm repelling down like this.
This is exactly what I was talking about!
Well, this is my kind of rain.
Do you still have the cool 10k bitties alert?
Oh my god, bro.
shrimp I do I even forgot I had that one I haven't heard that in so long holy
shit that one is old very old alert shit dude thank you god damn man thank you
so much fucking don't die
No
I am going up back on top to get that armor I am not dying here wait wasn't
there a guy up here that shot me when I went down
I see him!
For fuck's sake this is...
Nah, I...
I'm cooked.
The elevator is below me. I'm cooked though.
They're gonna spawn enemies here.
Yeah, sure, I guess. Fuck, nah, I don't see. Thank you. Of course, thank you.
No, if I climb up for the armor, I'm dead. It's over.
Because he will shoot me in the get-up animation.
Oh
The fuck is that fairy in?
I
In Fleming yeah, he's the one who made boom
It's his fault
I'm so scared of pushing here
Maybe I don't need to.
Okay, I'm guessing you will throw that.
Okay that actually worked, very nice.
I'm going!
Just have Tolkien as responsible for the Gollum game? Exactly. Three out of four Bond moments,
not bad. Get a little gold. Ooh, helicopter weapon upgrade! Oh shit! Yeah, if you reach
certain scores, you actually do get new gear and upgrades, I think, which is really cool.
A drink from an empty can? No? You can't drink from an empty can, it's empty then.
Was your secret of never being tired of sleepy for a stream?
I definitely am sometimes. No doubt.
The Ruin Tower makes missions tough, but I'm tougher.
I'll first try this mission, trust.
They don't know I'm here, right?
War Studio making new Lord of the Ring open world RPG. Yeah! I was told about it. That's
so sick.
Peek! Peek!
Is he dead?
I think he is. No!
Is he dead?
I think he is.
They did.
Oh.
You feel like you never made it this far?
I mean, this game is no joke on Hardest Difficulty.
It's really tough.
I
Brother peak
of
Shit, that sounds like it's above me.
Oh, you ain't got ammo from it?
Moving up.
What what I just got like a sniper death kill cam sniper elite
shit. Fuck. Uhh...Shh. Uhh...Shh. Uhh...Surely there's some
hit him body armor somewhere I can repel up here I guess I'll do it am I dead
your child let's be real I see body armor it's on that ledge
Are you- oh, they- okay, yeah, oh, ho ho ho, yeah, this mission is tough
Oh, did I get full health now?
Oh, if you die, you get full health. Fuck yeah.
Yeah, I had 50% last time. This should be easy. I think I'll...
Okay, now they just, they know where you are, so no spell thing here.
D.G.E.L.
Okay.
Are they having sex?
This is 007 man.
Is this the new one?
No.
This game is old.
Okay, EM.
Shit.
Okay, this is going really well.
I need all that juicy ammo.
Huh.
I was reading about the game and discovered that original is spin-to-cells meant to be a bone the game. Oh
Yeah, I can see that
This game co-op is so good. Yeah, I have some like vague memory of playing this co-op
Is that Pierce Brosnan?
Is Nan?
Hey, the nice thing is 27 and B no thanks to 96.
Thank you guys.
of
the
It's going well.
This is like Code Vein 2.
What?
No.
What is Light Code Vayne 2?
Oh my lord, I've never seen him throw grenades before.
Come on.
One more guy over here.
Is this the last guy?
Should I rush in and melee?
Oh, wait for him to peek.
Don't be greedy.
He's gonna peek now.
I'm gonna miss now.
He's gonna...
Okay, more ammo for all this stuff.
really good oh sniper yes and a rocket launcher I don't see any enemies over here
though
But no no no
I know you were standing over there before.
So where are you now?
Ah.
Hey, you.
Alrighty then.
towards banana pizza cappa they were good big store banana I think you pingu thank
you was a new jays balling game coming out is it 27th I'm playing it on the
26.
Uh, yeah, did I pick up this body armor?
I did.
Okay.
There is another body armor though.
Up here.
Can you hook up with a rappel here?
No.
So how do you get to that one?
What a secret ass body armor.
It's up on this ledge and you can't climb in this game.
It's right up there.
How the hell do you get that?
Okay, anyways, find the infiltrate ruin.
Right, oh yeah, we gotta go here, I see it.
Oh yeah, Spoder!
I sure might be able to.
What the fuck?
Who the fuck is shooting?
Are you kidding me you little shit?
you
I don't want to die
Get pulse buffered.
Okay, what do I do now?
There is a guy behind this wall I can see is...
Yeah, I got him nice now there's one more guy
Now he's right are you fucking kidding me?
I mean that was just a knowledge check man now I know he's there
Oh
I
Dude why is he shit
Bro, okay, if you stand by a wall that is mid height, Bond shoots like this.
He doesn't do this, he shoots like this, from his waist, so you shoot right into the wall.
one man
I tried countering it, but he just waited.
Yeah!
Boom!
Okay, it's fine.
It's not fine.
Oh, yeah, you weren't kidding when this mission is is tough
But it's also a lot of knowledge checks with the rocket launcher guys
I'm gonna knowledge my check
Yeah, he's our friend I punch I got this shit
I'm not going to die again, not on this mission, it won't happen.
50 subs everything or nothing yeah, no
The beer's brosnan, please bro.
with evil I can't climb it cuz I'll get shot
peak
I'm never getting back to my PB, is it over?
what oh he shot them wait no not my health is like super scuffed give me all my health
back.
Chad, do you think we'll ever get out of his mission?
Okay, the AI has like advanced now so they shoot the barrels.
They never did that before.
Why are they so smart?
Do you have a sniper?
No, you find a sniper later in the mission.
I just saw something.
Now I'm playing as Bond, James Bond.
You just tried Xanima, your first reaction to the gameplay was what the fuck?
Yeah, the gameplay definitely takes getting used to.
No doubt.
I'm going to rush up here, I'll die.
Oh fun!
No, Xenomai is a real game.
Their next patch they're doing is release.
But we'll see how long that takes.
That's what they said at least. Okay this is good right now as long as I don't get
jumped. Good. Okay switch to the AK, reload that shit, don't get jumped by anyone
and we're good.
Ah, come on, man.
Oh, I saw a guy.
Okay, nice.
There's a guy.
Good.
We go this way.
We're gonna climb up and deal with those guys.
Rush down to the left.
Good.
That guy's still alive.
Give me that AK, give me that SIG.
Switch to the AK?
That's not an AK.
Who are you?
AK?
What?
Good.
Okay.
Good. Okay. Better. Better, better, better. This is going well. I'm using PCS-62 emulator.
Okay, that guy's dead, don't have to deal with him.
That guy's dead.
Reload.
Very nice.
Go in, grab the sniper, and the rocket launcher.
Watch out for the other rocket launcher now.
Tim, thanks 41! And Insomnia, thanks 57! And Green, thanks 41!
Okay, I could go, instead of just sitting here like chicken.
Fuck you.
Good.
Nice.
Body armor.
Two quick ones.
Death.
death
Where's my sniper?
whatever name what up all right was it a James Bond game he was running at 112
yeah as golden eye
all right we got to go down here and then we know there's gonna be a guy with
rocket launcher that spawns
holy spaghetti
Okay, it's a guy up here that's gonna spawn with a rocket launcher.
I could throw a flash out and then run out.
That might work.
It might also be big time spaghetti.
So if I throw a flash out here, and then I kill him quickly...
Huh?
Yeah, one handing Desert Eagle like that pretty bullsmoot
All right, very cool.
difficulty is good man actually really good difficulty I like it I didn't get
any boomed moments dude where was the bond moments there I don't know oh yeah
perfect timing cuz I gotta get let the dog out real quick you all stealth I
I don't think you could stealth that last segment. There's no way. No way.
Ah, I could do a little chat fight.
I'll let the dog out of the ball for him. Give me like three minutes.
Three, four.
Salad was the first one joining. Wow.
Me, me, me, me, me. Put me in.
Am I in? Put me on red team so I can kill Salad. Yes!
Oh, yes!
All right.
When is Drummer back?
Now!
Now
Oh, she didn't move my camera. Why did we lose salad whooped your team? No, he didn't
No, he didn't I saw I forgot to move my camera so you couldn't see how many were left in the team fight I
Died first no I didn't
I lost because we have this
Imagine
What are you fucking my ass right now? Are you what do you mean? Oh
So unfortunate there
Oh, production. Uh, say yes.
Uh-uh.
Jumping up, this should be sometime in the afternoon of solo time, by the way.
Apparently a bunch of new things in the early game.
With a patch. Yeah, I'm gonna wait until they fully patch a jumping quest, yeah.
I
Well
Did that mission wasn't tough as so far, but I realized ooh death of an agent. Oh
shit
I realized you can be quite aggressive in this game
I think in my six assigns your numbers based on your IQ
A friend of yours you'll have to do better than that it's bulletproof
Enjoy the saloon
But inevitable then double o3
Do I have to use the fire the dirty work?
get him! this game is packed dude with with actors
I mean you got Pierce Brosnan being bold, you have Willem Dafoe being the bad guy
Hi, S.L.C.N.D.C.
I don't know why they all blew up, but alright.
I
Have this game so tight dude James must stop Diablo before he
Well, since you're on a spy game, kick why not end flush slash finish out the critical?
Plaza?
Pretty Plaza?
L.R. Flushed.
Ah, no, no, no plans for that.
Dude, it's Jump King tomorrow, man.
After that, it's bombed.
Enemies get stunned for so long if you shoot them, you can just melee them right after.
Saves a lot of ammo.
I
Damn the slo mo
Body armor.
Two quick ones, I don't know what I'm getting there on the perfect line.
Look at the fucking pains
That guy's got range advantage and there's two guys here
You could jump down there.
Nice.
Okay body armor. Sick. Good shit let's go. Locate exits. Hmm, don't car.
It's not body armor?
Yep, it is.
You know all these guys just put no bullet proof suits like in John Wick?
True.
I mean this was a long time ago.
They had- They hadn't demented that yet, you know?
Another victim.
Push on to the tasks and...
Oh, the clothes line! I think it thinks they give! It's core, it thinks 37!
Okay, I think we're good.
Bon vision
Push on
Okay
Oh fuck!
Almost got salad, man.
I don't really like the story of humans I've played it but I flushed it I didn't super
enjoy it. Mercenaries, I don't remember what game it is.
Oh shit, whoa!
Maybe I got a steer, I guess?
Oh, you can control yourself midair like this.
I didn't expect that fucking superman over here
Yo this is so sick!
This is awesome!
I
Oh shit, oh
They call me low seven, zero skills, zero accuracy, seven IQ.
I thought that would blow up if I can't take it here.
Heh.
How the fuck ain't whatever?
Nice to catch up with you again.
We've got to get out of here.
How?
The tank.
You'll drive.
What?
I don't...
You can learn on the way.
This game is so pink, dude.
What a cool ass segment.
This game is so pink, dude. What a cool ass segment.
Six Bond moments. Oh, it was probably a lot of explosives you could shoot in the catacombs
and shit. I unlocked Serena. American Pie Girl. Yeah, still got gold talent.
I'm not sure.
There they are.
Salad only got silver. Night.
Show of force.
I've changed my playstyle in this game now and it's working out well.
Take us to Jax. You'll be safe there.
Alright! Hang on!
Interesting technique, Serena. Careful!
Serena! This is harder than it looks!
What the fuck?
Have you heard this before?
We can play army I lay down and do the slow draw.
What?!
go left
have you heard this where we can play army
I'll lay down here below. No!
DAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I think I'm getting the night of this!
Oops! Sorry!
I'm half health already. Okay? Oh shit.
What?
Who's shooting are you?
Lucky
go right
don't take out the- oh fuck
fear left
well
I was a warm up cop.
Take us to jacks.
You'll be safe there.
Alright.
Hang on.
Interesting techniques, Serena.
Careful.
Sorry.
We're taking this chopper out, is...
You took that?
You can't just paint that!
Go left!
Look, I'm getting behind of them!
Oops! Sorry!
You
What what
It's not looking good yep why does my projectile disappear sometimes it's so
over chat
I have less health now than before.
shit I degraded I degraded dude
Oh, I killed the shopper!
Nice!
The run!
How is killing the shopper not a 007, no?
No, I speed up the emulator sometimes.
Okay.
Please tell me the new game's not gonna be like this. You want it to be sneaky?
Oh, it will definitely have segments like this. What the hell? Another chopper?
I thought that was the same from before.
Go right.
What?
Okay, I got him, good.
Uh, health situation is crazy.
We're good!
Isn't that it?
Woo!
I want you to stay here and stay out of sight
Are you coming back? I'll be in touch
You're eating bulldog and drinking homemade lemonade I think I'm gonna explosion
Yeah
One minute
quickly as you can
oh shit look at the flamethrower
you should be able to use it
wait wrong way
this is the way by now
007
okay
come on 007 we're running out of time
uh yeah
Yeah, that was a bit bad.
Our presence has been detected at the airfield, and we must fly out of here immediately.
Dono 3's time for the Dono 600 should be parked somewhere nearby.
Find it and get here as quickly as you can.
I
Did see a shortcut so we should be good
It's over here.
There's a shortcut coming up.
Yeah!
I'm not hitting shit!
We must fly out of here immediately.
003's draft, they told us 600 should be parked somewhere nearby.
Find it and get here as quickly as you can.
Come on, Davos, if we're running out of time!
Dude you have to be so fast!
The plane is taxiing to EW, so you must get on board.
What? How can I be faster than that?
I wasn't even close.
Our presence has been detected at the airfield and we must fly out of here immediately.
Please try and stay till the signal.
Yeah, I guess they're pulling.
I gotta not hit them pulling.
And get here as quickly as possible.
They don't give you a lot of leeway here.
The plane is taxiing to leave, double as if you must get on board.
Yeah, yeah, it was the it was the point.
Congratulations, you saved the girl and destroyed most of my
experience.
I hope you're happy.
Don't lose him.
Better than saving the equipment and losing the girl.
Don't you agree?
Love it. That was sick.
Give up.
It's so sick, dude.
There about 15.
Yola's all thanks to the three.
They scored thanks to their seven.
Thank you guys. Oh, so fun, dude. I did man
I hope the new Bond game has a lot of segments like this or at least a few because they're so over the top and it's so like
a journal and inducing
We've added an explosive charge to your field. Yeah, now we can explode it
It should be useful both for destroying remote targets and for use against unsuspecting enemy
I think the graphics will be the same because you need to lower them due to the nuble.
Now I'm really excited for the bomb game and the jump king quest.
Making quests all stream tomorrow.
Oh, we got an interlude?
Did your dad also watch James Bond when he worked here like my dad? Yes.
What?!
I can see where that might be a problem and the spider cam now carries an explosive press the button and boom I
Suspect I won't be bringing this one back to Q lab built to be expendable
I'm a little seven. I only wish you didn't treat everything. I gave you like that
Well, I can be careful when I want to queue isn't there something official you should be doing double a seven
Well am I playing Jump King Zulu? I'm probably back and forth a bit.
Deploy deterrent which will dissolve the vulcanized rubber found in tires and before you ask 007. Yes, it is
biodegradable
You
Oh god.
I'm already grobbing.
I'm already grown ma'am
no no I got I swallowed in the wrong throat
of Arcadia Yaikov, a fugitive war criminal sought by Interpol.
Intelligence links Yaikov to Nikolai Diavolo.
Ah, yes.
Maxon's stupid.
Yes.
And we believe he might be involved
with the missing nanotechnology.
Taking a graduate course, I did no doubt.
You're to rendezvous with an American NSA agent,
Mya Starr, who's been assigned to the case.
Drive carefully, Daphne Sir.
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, I thought we're sure you could jump there.
I think you did it.
Okay.
I've got to go. I'll see you at the club later. Music taught me ears.
Right W7, you must get to the diner and hijack that truck.
I
Jets
I'm not going to make that.
An alternate route may have helped you get there faster, 007.
What are you doing? Get away from my truck!
You disappoint me, 007. You've been detected.
Agent Starling will meet you in the park at the north end of town.
There's definitely some like ass shortcuts you can find.
I thought you could drive into this, over to the right where you've come.
I'm gonna go to the right this time, to the left, and see if that's quicker.
You must get to the diner and hijack that truck.
Okay, so sick it's not like you had to do that either that's just like an optional
Oh, good. So cool.
Well done, Bond. Now get to that warehouse.
Alright.
Well, now the question is, do I keep driving or do I go to the...
I'll keep going.
What emulator did I use to play as Zundo when I princess?
It was an emulator.
It was the PC Repack version.
It's called Dusklight.
I mean, I guess it is, like an emulator, but yeah.
It's like the easiest thing ever to install.
It's so free.
Takes like one and a half to two minutes to set up.
Yeah, you need your own ISO, you do.
Go ahead.
All right, it is native to PC, not an emulator, ah.
I'm having trouble getting a satellite lock on those vehicles you'll have to
attached tracking devices so we can follow their movements.
Wait, could I have
Parked my car inside this one?
That's insanely peak if that's the case.
Yes, Mr. Diablo, somehow inexplicably, Yaya Kofi has allowed a double agent to infiltrate the club.
He's going to take care of her tonight, and then you are going to take care of him, understood?
Yes, sir. Good. Don't make me take care of you.
You mustn't allow Agent Starling to be harmed, 007, intercept that limo, and find out the name of the club.
Yeah, this is where I should have had my Aston Martin inside there.
This would have been a lot cooler... and better.
Because I don't think I can jump through the pipe that they heavily implied.
Well, I'm gonna fuck this up anyways.
There's not even... oh wait there is.
I'll still make it, I think.
What?
Don't reverse?
Why do these tracks go so hard?
Yeah, having Gaston marked in here will be a bit easier.
Oh, I'm gonna...
Oh, oh my god.
But I'm boned.
I can make do anyways.
I
Damage have no what is it is it over unless I get some like God hit on
Man, it's so over
Where's my Aston Martin should be here the truck drivers don't way
Well, I guess we'll redo the mission and we'll use the Aston Martin this time.
It took too long dude.
Oh yeah, yeah.
No, I didn't put the Aston Martin in the back of the truck because I realized you could when it was too late
All right, we'll go again, but this time it should be a lot easier.
isn't that so cool though you don't have to like it's completely optional even
like a little like it's it's a extra bond moment to just put your ass and martin
in the truck so you can use it in the chase but you don't have to do it that's
So cool. I like it.
Right W7, you must get to the diner and hijack that truck.
But you need to also have enough time so you can pull it off 25 seconds and then I got
watch the ball and slowly go out of it go here open the bay door slowly get back in the vehicle
okay that's so cool you can do that
This truck feel heavier now.
Same.
How'd you get back in the cart?
They would probably roll out when you open the truck, I imagine.
Apparently, the Vod from yesterday is not muted.
It's not yeah, that's crazy
Save sitting kiss a crash, you know what it's not a bad idea
We've picked up heat signatures from that building double O7 see if you can listen into their conversation
You mustn't allow Agent Starling to be harmed, 007.
Intercept that limo and find out the name of the club.
should be a lot quicker this time heroic vandalism
your electromagnet 007, that might help to slow the limo down.
Sure buddy.
Why is it so much quicker now?
Does the game know I have the Aston?
What the fuck, I'm getting bamboozled!
Dude, why is it so fast?
Okay, well...
I thought it would be easier if you have the Acid Martha, but nope.
It's way harder.
If you can get in front of him 007, your acid slick should make sure it's shut off.
Where does this put me?
Okay, that's fair.
That's fair.
It's so quick.
You can also get in front of members L1 for like, you put goo?
I need to fuck up his tires.
Oh, nice rubber band sheets, Mr. Limmo.
I saw that speed
and
I know you're coming this way.
Okay.
If you get in front of him, 007, your acid slick should make short work of his tires.
Don't crash.
No.
Don't crash.
Where is he?
Fuck.
Where is he fuck I tried using acid slick but it worked
I missed
Tell me the name of your cuffs club
He will kill me in that case you can die here give me the name or I walk
This is gay music
It's not choice I didn't think you had a burning desire to kiss your life goodbye
Actually saves him right now hurry double-o-seven okay, you must get to the club before you
agent starting check your GPS 007 the kiss kiss club has been added to the map
yeah but then I get gimmicks by the DGPS though
Damn, this mission is not working too well, huh?
Okay, after this I should make another save state, I guess.
Passes nothing to do with PC.
It's probably an option in the emulator you can just take to fix it.
But no mission has been like this.
There was that early motorcycle mission, but as long as you didn't touch the motorcycle,
You wouldn't crash.
I think your official PS2 copy of everything of nothing might be done.
Yeah.
Got a blow on the disc.
Okay, Q, please.
Wait, he just went the different path!
What the-
If you can get in front of him, 007, your acid slingshilt makes short work of his time.
Oh
Help me! Help me! Help you s-
Yeah, I want to make a save state here.
Yeah, the acid was super strong.
You must get to the club before Yaikov harms agent Starling.
Check your GPS 007. The Kiss Kiss Club has been added to the map.
All right, that was free.
Nice.
Yeah, that was free.
Let's go.
Woo!
Thank you for all there, by the way.
Oh
Last today, no, I think this game will take all stream. Oh, I got all bond moments deed
holy ships
Tank weapon upgrade
Especially on this difficulty, I mean you can always lower the difficulty that it's like mission individual
and then I really it's
combo breaker finals today so I
really want to watch that and
then tomorrow is jump King
quest and a day after is the
new bond game.
Let's see about that.
No, no, no hospitality.
Damn.
Wait, do you not regen your battery?
Well, shit.
This is private club.
You're not on the list.
Got my gun out.
This won't work.
I'll have to find another way inside.
I got this.
I want a full treatment today.
Give me everything.
Oh my.
we've learned a few new tricks haven't we could you be a deer and get me a drink please
okay bond moments
bond agent starling is starting her last song you must get to her before it's too late
Oh fuck, isn't it- there's no timer though, that's good.
Well, fuck, I didn't-
A battery? Oh, oh, oh, okay. Well, shit, wait, do you give this to her? The drink?
My health is looking crazy. No! Fuck!
Any body armor yes, thank you
Find switch to open
Was I blind?
No?
So one guy Rocket League showcased on your engine six look what?
On your engine six
a shark
You're there! Stop now! Drop your weapon. You're surrounded. Who are you? Bond. James Bond.
Oh, you're coming with me. Kill you! James!
be any body armor around here? Answer to Leppa? Wait what? What happened? What did Leppa say?
Leppers?
Oh my, ow, my health just disappeared.
What?
Oh, and he puts me back here?
Oh my god.
I want... oh my... we've won a few new pricks, haven't we?
Could you be a dealin' with me, Brinklinz?
Party back... I've been so tense lately.
Bond, Agent Starling is starting her last song. You must get to her before it's too late.
Oh, speeder. No, I died. So I restarted the mission and I know what to do here.
There was no one, everyone, but yeah, but I don't believe what what chat says he said because they're just going to try to one guy, you know
Double 07
Okay, let's be a bit more careful
was there a ball oh yeah body armor yes nice good shit I'm guessing you probably
asked about lads but I already said I'm probably not doing it cuz I want to
finish this game and then I want to watch a combo breaker finals
no don't crash
Yeah, Street Fighter Finals are the ends.
Oh, when are we diving of hell too?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, we should totally do that though.
I've been wanted to play Helldivers again.
Fucking kill him.
I have a key card.
Make sure at this point it's too stacked.
It's true.
Yeah, it's true.
It's so stacked.
Oh, I don't want to die.
My god
Then fuck this hand tank all my shit
What do you mean you're in pain what do you mean got you you were in pain hunched over and I died
Oh my! You've learned a few new tricks, haven't you?
This is cheating! It's crazy!
I will win this time.
Agent Starling is starting her last song. You must get to her before it's too late.
Okay.
This is the one.
Are those Splinter Cell games?
Yeah, I think I pretty much played all of them, yeah.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
It's that answer!
Action!
Ohhhh.
action
oh that's a bond moment
if I die I'll use it
I'm going to have to start using save state.
have to start using save states at this point yeah crashed ah you unlucky
How many times have I redone this segment now?
Maya thinks the one you love, um, thank you.
It never used to freeze like this in the earlier missions.
It was not one mission with a bike, but these later missions have been, they've been freezing
a lot.
But I'm just going to save state.
After segments, I'll save state.
Now I can get that bon moment.
you can't see me I'm young see now
I
I got that save state
Come on, get it!
I deserve to use it because it's trashed so many times, all right?
I deserve to use it.
I deserve.
Why are you not targeting the guy in front of you?
There we go.
Chad, think of all the crashes I've had to deal with.
You need to feel sorry for me.
False!
Why can't I lock target?
nice
did you lose your gun there?
nice
all right come on
okay we won my I think the one you love I'll take you
I got three bon moments there, very nice.
Yeah, worthy gold, Underworld.
Doesn't count, yes it does.
Yes it does, the milling time's over.
Because I've had to replay over and over and over because of crashes, okay?
All right, all right.
I'm gonna go refill my water very quickly.
You
That's right. Oh, you want to see this fight? All right.
citizen has hit 1 BILLION in funding?
BILLION?
Jolotovx53?
Wait, 1 BILLION is ridiculous!
Alright, let's go underworld.
Is that like from the public?
They're um, they're funding from, or whatever.
Yeah, I just don't know for people who want the game.
Ah, people buying ships.
Oh yeah, right.
I forgot about it, I can buy the ships and stuff.
Wait, um...
I'm on-on...
Underworld.
Why can I choose Death's Door? I don't know.
They do be selling ships for a hundred-kay euro?
Crazy.
Oh, Underworld is a bonus level. Okay.
Am I happy Unreal Engine 6 got announced? I don't know. It's probably better than five, surely, right?
Oh, fuck.
Oh
you've got to be kidding me
I know you're there, peak motherfucker.
I have no health and no battery, no grenades, no wrists.
Okay, should be fine.
My man's looting all my ammo.
He's on a looting spree.
I can door close please.
Okay where did he go?
Oh
Come on bad I have no health I can't be playing aggressive
Come on
the answer is yes absolutely yes okay is that good we're good holy fuck
look at the spaghetti
permission to drink I mean it's Sunday but permission granted I guess how many
enemies are in this stage. I just gotta wait. Nar! Alright, is that it? Or is there more?
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Anybody armor down here?
None?
You come on!
Yeah, I'm trying to see what you got, but you keep hiding behind the-
Oh, I don't want to peek here!
He's gonna lose patience eventually, he will.
Brother man, why are you smart?
I'm good up here, well
Okay, he's dead
Now then there cannot be I see more. Are you kidding me? Is this like infinite spawn?
Another one, okay, um, they must be spawning infinitely
Another one, okay, yeah, okay, what is this gimmick?
I'm getting out gimmicks here
Dude, why are they still small?
No spawn?
We good?
We okay?
I'm terrified I please some armor brother please brother I need armor armor I see it
I mean I can shoot that but this game doesn't have like okay yeah you can do that I guess
Oh, why so many asses?
Fucking look, target, brav!
Brav, brav, brav!
This isn't looking too good.
Fuck, there's exploding barrels here, you see this?
That's what scares me.
I don't want to die fucking pipe is in the way
Okay, this might work.
I refuse to die.
Heeeek!
Okay, he's dead. Anyone else? Are we good?
of
the
You gonna peek? Peeky him, peeky him please.
Hey you!
PUSH!
I'm 50, thanks to 81, brah, thank you.
Another save state? Oh, actually that's smart, because it might crash.
There's no body armor anywhere.
There's battery.
Don't fucking spawn now!
Ohhhhh!
Motherf-
Nooooo!
Hey you!
Full health, yeah, but at what cost? There's a million enemies.
Oh, there was body armor back there.
I
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
AHHHHHH!
COME ON!
I need some armor.
There's armor over here.
Even if our guy's gonna spawn there now.
I mean, nah.
Nah, but I have the skeleton key.
Hey Shorts!
Yikes!
Come on, gimme, gimme!
We got a game, we got a fucking game here.
Okay, we got to take risks, we have to take risks.
Okay.
Peek, peek, peek, peek.
Come on man, peek.
Peek. Peek. Peek.
Fucking Peek!
And he's still alive.
Okay, now is the next problem.
It's not a problem
Ha I I never I got there was never so
There was there wasn't a cell that he they spawned
What the fuck is a skeleton key for anyways?
Fuck him.
Apparently this is just a bonus mission.
It kind of feels like it with how many enemies they just throw at you.
Alright, yeah this level is really hard, there's so many tight spaces, an ass!
Let's see what you've got here!
of
spaghetti you're just not show any fear at all ever body armor
R1, okay. Damn, yeah, that was definitely just like a bonus level. Woo! Dude, I swear,
running gun is actually like the way to win in this game. But you have to kind of know
where the enemies are beforehand though, otherwise you just die. Is this the new James Bond?
no is not not watching combo breaker I will after beating this game this game
still has a bit left especially if I get stuck I can just know where
difficulty yeah rack who thinks three-year anniversary man thank you
death's door I'll play the unlockable mission how the personal time it is I
I really, really want to watch Combo Breaker Finals.
Oh?
It seems our star performer here has double-crossed us.
As you have now.
Give her a death that will make us all happy.
I'll take great pleasure in my performance.
Oh, that looks climbable there.
Sounds like a thunderstorm, 007. Be careful of the lightning. It can reveal your position.
I feel like maybe you can rappel up here.
No, you can't.
I don't want to enter the crematorium.
Okay.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, Dragoonove.
Nice.
What the fuck?
That's okay.
Huh?
Hmm.
What's that?
I gotta remember these guys popping out of windows now, that's why I died too.
Oh, this guy fucked me up also.
Okay, focus.
Right, hello, are you God or something?
Ripped my health?
There's a body armor.
Now there's a gimmick guy that's going to spawn there.
are you a little shit good now I have a game plan watch this
This.
Fuck. Fuck, yeah.
All right, I gotta look in
these levels are pretty hard
Is it public holiday tomorrow?
There he is.
This is the guy I was waiting for.
That guy's scary.
Oh, hello, get pause buffered.
Oh, in the US of A?
I wonder. Well, you never know unless you try.
that's that my spudder friend in germany there is
Oh, shit. You get so caught there it's hard to avoid any damage. But maybe there's...
Okay, there's no body armor here. But I think there's a secret here, though.
Hey, you might lead some body armor. Hey, Tideworn, gee, we don't even have that emo, do we?
Thanks, X2.
Oh, well, it was body armor. Nice.
Um...
Nice.
I gotta use those spiders more. They're actually very strong now that I can detonate them.
Holy shit.
I'll rip my health again fuck
Okay, you...
What?! I'm dead.
I can't move from here, I'm dead.
I'm probably dead anyways.
yeah I I missed a sniper in the beginning it's on top of the tombstones
you can't catch me if I roll because I have eye frames what the fuck
Yeah, there is. There's a sniper right over here to my right. This guy can't see me now,
so that's really good. Here. There we go. I forgot to pick that up. Fucked up a bit.
sick very nice very nice well we do not have a lot of health maybe I should save state
in case the game crashes.
I could crash chat.
There's no enemies around here.
Hmm.
So no, uh, Max, I'll take 7 by the way.
There's no enemies anywhere.
I'm hoping...
Oh, yes, that's exactly...
No!
The fucking spider can't go over the ledge!
Noooooooo!
Maybe I can...hmmm...
Well, according to this spider, there's no enemies here, but...
If the thing is, if they spawned when I go here as Bond now, it's fucked.
Because when they give you the spider in the beginning as a gadget, they say, use it to scout ahead.
Which doesn't mean shit if enemies don't spawn then.
But let's find out.
He just spawned out of thin air! I saw that!
Let's not forget this sniper this time, shall we?
got it we should be pretty good now that's the guy
Okay, pretty good, pretty good. Alright. Let's see here. We have this guy dead. We have this guy dead. Very good.
Two guys are going to spawn here. Now what we could do is we could throw a grenade.
Oh, that's pretty godlike, actually.
Oh, and it auto-blows up when I...
Okay.
Okay, that's all right, though.
It's okay.
We have another body armor over here.
Thank you.
Full health.
We're all good.
Pick up the spoiler and then it's sniping time. Can I see you can't see the sniper from here yet?
One
two as both of them now guys are gonna spawn out of thin air right in ass right in front
to me good
guy here guy to my guy here nice okay good shit good shit let's push on double
Seven I don't know why but yeah, I'll take it. We're good
Dude locked target, please alright shit shit, okay nice
Darling is running out of time. It's okay. We know for a fact there's armor behind here
Full health maybe get the jump on someone now
Okay, shoot it out and the gate should open okay
I gotta get to the balcony
One more enemy is going to spawn now.
I'm ready.
I'm ready for my CQC mine-
Oh
Ah
That could have gone a lot worse.
Ah, I'm actually scared it's gonna crash now.
Save state.
I
Oh, okay
is this not the tower?
oh, maybe...
uh-huh
uh...
Uh...
Oh, that was weird.
Okay, nice!
Body armor, sniper, skeleton key.
See a lot of dudes now.
I'm terrified they're going to spawn when I hop down this tower.
I don't see any other dudes.
Ashk!
Oh, world slow as they...
Where are you shooting from?
I can't tell.
I don't see any heat signal.
I might just go for it.
Well, you don't get anywhere if you don't take any risks in life.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Whenever there's lightning, I feel like they spawn, but this is the big-
AHHHHHH!
Little kitten!
What the fuck?
Elevate!
Dude, if a guy spawns behind me now, I might lash out.
I had him in Huntsville at least 6x6!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you.
Yo, where'd that guy upstairs go?
Okay, where is that voice?
You must be in here, right?
What the fuck yeah, go I can't see fucking see
Are you behind me or in front of me no fuck this I hate this
No, is there a guy here please pro peak for fuck's sake
Okay, who is die?
Who's-
Oh, jablar.
the fucking spider doesn't have a night vision?
I see-
I see the spider over there. Can I retake control over it?
No?
Fuck.
I do have some battery.
okay
This difficulty feels so rewarding to play on.
it's legit a very tough difficulty don't don't get greedy now come on breath
go and pick up your gun do it
What the hell is P 99 oh
Monkass? Do not fear anything, alright? How much ammo do you have for this?
Show no fear. Any other loot?
I feel proper warmed up now.
Hey, you!
Didn't your mother ever teach you not to play with fire?
James, help!
Enjoy the ride, little songbird. You were a hot member.
I just turned off the thing
Oh, that's his reload sound okay
I wonder if I can CQC him I feel like I can
Did that deal like no damage?
I was like right on him
Okay, I guess you
Seems to me you're on a losing streak
I mean I had to test it
Maybe you can counter him, but the thing is the moment I hear the moment I pressed attack
He would
I'm just seeing if you can counter him
No, it doesn't look like it
You can't grab him either. Okay, so this is
This is a no melee fight, okay.
It would have been cool if you could do some like, like in CQC stuff, but hey, it's all good.
This guy is very tanky.
I got my own darts.
How much damage are those?
Did they do anything?
Where's brother aiming I got you to half health
hold on you can't oh wait I can do this wait there's fucking ads now
Yeah, well, we're gonna run out of ammo.
Okay, I got some stick, nice.
Oh, that's a lot of ammo.
Should be enough to win.
Oh, you're trying to stay heat again.
The grenade dealt damage, it was pretty alright.
Okay, be home.
I wonder if there's a 007 moment here,
Like, maybe like grabbing him when he pushes the button?
Yeah, there was?
Well, I mean, that was two stages.
BRONZE!
I don't deserve BRONZE!
What?!
I don't agree.
I mean, it's a 90, thank you.
Bingo!
Bingbong bong bingri bongbong bongbong bingri bongbong bongbong
Battling, the big easy!
Take Agent Starling to our local safehouse, W7
OK, you can count on me.
Oh, okay, great.
I
Know Zai yeah, it's speed
I don't think we have to worry about the explosive, we're going to die anyways.
Have I seen Obsession yet?
No, not yet.
It's not like out on streaming.
Oh, I had Smoke scream.
Nice
Okay, all the good paths are blocked off man. Okay, we go here we go to the right
Where do I have to go?
Is it in here?
I'm so cu- okay, I get-
I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
I don't wanna stop because, I mean, I blow up if I do, so...
Are you kidding me?
I'm just taking an explosive device on that limousine.
It appears to be triggered by speed.
Agent Starling should be able to diffuse it, but in the meantime, it should be slowed
down.
Are you kidding me?
Do-do-do-do-do.
Why am I stopping?
Because you have to get in there and the timer was over.
There's a marker, and if you look at the top left, the blue marker, that's where you're
supposed to go.
Either it's before the timer goes out, or the timer is for her defusing the bomb.
I have no idea.
well sick marker okay well maybe it's from the other side I guess
agent Starling to our local safe 2007 we detected an explosive device on that
the machine yeah it appears to be triggered by speed agent Starling should
be able to defuse it but in the meantime ensure you there's sick baits
Okay, let's go.
Smokey Glowscream, please.
Zoom!
Please, Maya, hurry!
These guys are fucking ruthless!
Oh, we should be good!
We should be fine now.
Alright.
Good.
Oh, now she's shooting the other side.
Oh, what?!
Cool.
Insane secret safe house.
Alright, let's go.
Fuck you
So last time the ball which is not if you see how the timer ran out, but they never said it was the view so then I just
Don't know whatever it worked now
My goo works!
So I'm glad you chose to do the older ones before the new Shikimon has been a good ass
time in the past couple of days.
Yeah, these games are a vibe for sure.
I like them.
I'm glad you like it, crazy.
Yeah, this one is really good.
And difficult on double uh, double uh, oh, agents.
Lead it. Access point below RC car? Okay.
I saw him.
Use the fuel on the access panel, or use the laser on the fuel access panel.
of
Uh, okay.
That's li- use laser on fuel access panel.
Destroy the compound.
Uh-huh.
I am-
I guess I'll use the wrong one.
It's not me should fail, so...
Something needs like 64 physics, like 80?
Also again?
I will.
Why was it if I go left here, then?
Maybe you gotta go here.
it wasn't that panel of course but the other one also had a marker so I don't
know maybe you got to get that one now though it looks pretty this okay
Mayokov's men will be lying in wait as you deliberate installing Vakhtar's apartment.
Thank you for saving my life.
Perhaps you can return the favor sometime.
Who's keeping store?
Come inside.
Pierce is definitely like top three bond, yeah.
Ooh! Ah, those two Bond moments, where?
I got gold though, we take those.
Ah, can you whip an upgrade? Cool.
Is James Bond canonically this horny? Yep.
He is.
Faded Splendor!
I'm using all my gadgets.
a house call
survive the exorcism
oh shi-
didn't you hear
someone killed la rusa last night
not kid
well i'd say he had to come
there
stay sharp
it's imperative you find out what yaya kov is up to 007
I could have continued there, you know.
Wait, why is this guy aggro-ed now?
Why are you shooting into the...
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Did you ever play new species on knowing you up there with the lads? No.
Oh shit.
They just put a new job on fuck you all up.
I have to find an alternate route out of this room.
I
I'm thinking if there's like any explosives you can do, but it doesn't seem like it
You may find a good spot to use the rappel.
I guess you can kill, uh, there must be something you can do with that vent though. Maybe just kill them, I don't know.
Okay, I'm looking up. It's over here.
of
the
I'll be extra security didn't you hear someone killed LaRouche last night no
kidding I'd say he ended coming stay there now why are you coming this way
The first time I did his mission he stayed there and then I could kill the shit out of him
Fucker.
If seven year old me can do this, surely you can do it.
Yeah, but seven year old you didn't play on double agents.
Alright.
And that is the truth.
Now, I congratulate seven year old you for beating this game,
but you probably did it on easy.
Alright.
That's how it is.
What do you mean he did?
As if you know him, IRL.
And also, if you seven-year-old you did this on DoubleOAgent, it took you at least half a year to do it.
But you just don't remember it, you just remember beating it. That's how it is.
You know it's true, chat. You know it's true.
death motherfucker
This way is blocked. I need to find a way around.
Hmm.
This looks like you can use Spider Robot here.
Interesting, interesting.
Oh yeah, look at this.
You've got to be kidding me.
Is it just to kill a guy or?
I guess it was just to kill the guy.
There are some enemies you can kill with the robots.
Maybe if you kill them all, you get like a bomb moment or a bald moment.
I know for five enemies are going to spawn there.
I saw body armor.
They are two quick ones. I already know I'm dead.
Can we are out on this side now?
What is that? A hostage?
Aha.
Wait, is he holding this guy hostage?
Because it really seems like it, but I'm pretty sure they're both evil.
Alright, he's just pointing his gun at his friend, I guess.
Fuck it.
Did it!
One down, one to go.
Oh, there's another one somewhere, okay.
my most memorable bond quote is they'll print anything these days
Why is that? Yeah, when he kills someone with a printing machine or whatever?
Tomorrow never dies.
I'm just checking if there's armor. I see where the other switch is.
I wonder if you could have used spiders to just like blow these up.
Uh-oh.
The security door is now open, 007.
Proceed with caution.
Yes.
Boy.
Good.
Close call.
Close call, but they call me close Carl
Wait, which door is open? Wasn't it like in front of these?
Fuck die! Everyone die! Hey, you!
Think I didn't see that, huh?
I don't fear anyone in this game anymore.
I know all the tricks that the AI does.
Oh yeah, I'm in here now, okay.
But man, which door?
Sniper!
No, you can't roll up my stairs. I was gonna say stairs all the time
I'm...
Ha!
Sort of blind shooting, because I'm invincible.
I'm invincible!
Bald! Bald! Fuckin... Did she say look in the attic? Okay, I mean clearly you got it.
What? Oh, don't do that! Body armor! Many quick ones, let's go.
I
Hear my gun in your mouth
What a rush!
That was so tight.
Good morning Katya.
Good morning, Katya. Our goal is with insight. Out of these microscopic machines, a giant
empire will grow, building on your research. We've improved the nanobots, altering their
makeup with fungal spores found only here in the Louisiana Bayou, turning what was conceived
as a blessing into a curse anything they
oh we'll be instantly destroyed from within
and we've got a larger problem on our hands than we thought agreed nanobots
that destroy metal they're gonna disintegrate the levees flood the city
you've got to stop it damn they actually got the phone money must have been
Dude, they got Pierce Brosnan, they got Willem Dafoe, they got Heidi Klum, they have American Pie Girl,
Three-Bod moments, where? I use robots and everything, bronze.
Judy-Judy Dench.
The
machinery of evil.
Oh, it just starts here.
It's a junior.
Thanks 39.
Thanks 106.
Thank you, guys.
What?
What's up, buddy?
Oh, this is like a boss fight here.
For sure.
How come it didn't, Mr. Ball?
You are just in time.
you're just in time to die. Kill him!
You're trapped, AA7.
Not if I can destroy Yegatkov's machines.
Find him! How could you lose him so easily?
Destroy all four processes and chambers.
I have no spoters, I can't grab that.
Is there more to that I could do here maybe?
Nice.
I don't think this actually does anything, but hey that's cool.
Armor down there.
It does do something.
Bumper bum, bum bum, bum bum, bum bum, bum bum, bum bum, bum bum bum.
I'm like a mole man under here.
Keep him away from the machines.
I'm machine maxing.
Okay.
That should do the trick.
Get out of there W7.
Alright shit, there was a body armor there, but
Okay, you can stay in the room. All right all good. That's one
oh this is when you can shoot that I see bang fuck fuck fuck I fuck okay I thought
maybe that's something to do with the machines but it doesn't that's okay
And then we lock target.
I like the aiming in this game but I do not like the target lock on.
It's so inconsistent and the enemy can be right in front of you and it just won't lock
on.
that
to
you
to
is the new born game
and the
this should be a blast
ok i'll be a bit more careful here now
fuck
well that's one destroyed
Okay, well, I didn't kill them seemed pretty useless
We need some body armor. There is body armor down here.
Yes. And then we are going to bond vision and grab this.
Nice, we have a rocket launcher. And we've killed that one.
Now we gotta go up and kill the rest.
Ah, fuck.
Ah.
The ammo situation is getting bad.
Then lock on to him, bro!
Hold on, there is more health over here.
Also ammo situation.
Nooo!
You can't go back!
Fuck!
Ah, this is so sad.
Oh my niggas fucking scared me
Ah, it's so over here. I took so much damage on my guy
What the?
Wants some hacking body armor.
Body armor?
Body armor.
Please bro.
Okay, I can go there and destroy that.
about over here I have to go there okay
body armor yes okay
So failing. Injection seals. Compromised.
Ah! Banana box! Stop bomb! Now!
Banana bolts?
Nice. Good kill.
Good.
Alright. I guess I go from where they came now and all through here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's another one here with another body armor, yes.
That's three right now.
Very good.
I should be fine staying here, we've done it before.
is based on a movie apparently it's a sequel to what tomorrow never dies or whatever which
Which movie was?
Something like that?
Die another day, yeah.
Right, thank you.
Aha!
alright last one right here and then I guess we gotta go down here where does
this take me what's okay maybe it was a different way to get in here
Okay, now what?
Destroy the course?
Alright.
I'm fairly certain there was a guy left.
Okay, now what?
Destroy the course? Alright.
Okay, now what?
left. Okay. Yeah! Huh? All right, Pierce Brosnan doesn't care.
pretty good two out of three bomb moments how is that bronze explain in that
was like so clean that was so clean dude that should not have been brunt so if
anything I got scammed when I shot that steam thing and it did nothing still got
a bomb thing but you know it's so crazy he's so bad he says
Oh, what? Are you fucking my ass right now? Are you- what do you mean? Are you fucking joking me?
Okay, alright. There, Punshartrain Bridge.
God what a good ass I can theme dude.
Jaws!
If that truck is allowed to enter the city, there's no telling how many innocent people
will die.
You're our only hope, James.
I got this.
Jaws, you're nothing.
No, I don't below seven moment by the way
Holy fuck the speed you get it
Fuck, there was a jump there!
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I don't think I can.
I'm not sure if I can.
Don't forget the special maneuvers you can perform on that bike, Davalose, and that will
I'm a trick
There's the truck double seven you must do everything in your power to stop
We're alive
Okay, how do I stop Mr. Jaws then?
You want some Flamin' Buffet?
Okay, four miles left.
All right, double M7.
Oh, well your car is on top of him.
Now let's have it.
Jaws is only three miles from the city.
Don't worry.
Pierce!
No!
Ah!
Nooo!
Ahhhh!
The start- yeah it was like a kite.
A sorry two.
Ahhhh!
Damn, I didn't get a single 007 here. There's definitely some jumps though.
Like the one on the bridge I missed.
Have you heard about the California plan that instead of using trains because they cost so much?
We'll let buses go 200 plus kilometers an hour on the highway.
What? There's no way that's gonna go through, right?
Yeah, zero out of four. Yeah, bronze. These are bronze to be fair.
Your coin grenades now carry an EMP pulse option, 007. Use this function to disable any electronic devices within the blast radius.
Remember that this mode won't harm people, only machines.
Right.
Hey, so that's it. Thanks, 45. Truly cinema experience. I know, right? It's crazy.
of
Right.
Ah, Bond.
Q has been analyzing the sample you recovered.
The nanotechnology is the work of Dr. Ndanova,
but upgraded.
Upgraded?
The nanobots were originally designed to fix nuclear reactors
by infiltrating their radioactive circuit boards
and repairing their control systems.
But Yaikov added an acid cartridge in a swarming program.
So, instead of repairing the circuits, they destroy them.
In fact, they'll disintegrate anything made of metal.
Like a dam, or a bridge?
Or a building, or a city.
So what keeps the nanobots from destroying each other?
Hey, you, the platinum.
Precisely!
They're programmed to ignore what they're made of.
Thank you, Q.
Why do I think New Orleans was just a past?
We must find out where Diavolo is going to strike next.
Serena sends your man and mentioned a platinum deposit in Peru.
I'll start with her.
The geologist you rescued?
Check in with Q first.
A platinum idea.
It's time to test Mr. Diavolo's metal.
So, Q makes three anniversaries, sorry.
Time is short, Diavolo, seven.
We've only had time to upgrade your grenades.
More change, Q?
We've added an EMP option that will disable electronic equipment near the Blast.
A stunning development.
Oh, grow up.
Ugh.
Oh, shit.
I'm proud of myself doing it with a little amount to run. I think I had a good.
Yo Shinkai, thank you dude! Thank you, let me check that.
and
got open my dashboard
Upsie doopsie
got open my dashboard
Upsie doopsie, Upsie doopsie
Ah, what did you link me?
Enemy item permanent if you- you big.
Let's go ahead and start from 9.
That's actually a fast run by the way, that was a very fast run.
Lord of the Vistals in Orlando, Rite of Keenly, I've been 4 Kings, huh?
This doll was in Bloytown in the corner of the zone, okay.
Not super bad.
It can be bad though.
Crest Key was in Painter World in the Annex Zone so you needed to get the Annex Key, which is in Valley of Drakes, okay.
Baroque Impenetrable in the chest on 1st counter at C.
Okay, that's cool.
The Covenant of Artorias in the middle of the Royal Forest, you'll see it.
Demon Runes.
Five knots of Artorias, yeah.
Yeah.
Aye aye aye.
Yeah, they- no, they're- yeah, wait, isn't there 26 bosses? Yeah.
Or isn't there? Wait, no, I have to check.
There's 26 bosses. Did you miss 2 bosses, Shinkai?
I'm gonna solid room land. What if I...
How does...
Aha!
I don't see, um...
I don't...
Yeah, I know what there's a boss missing here.
Did you happen to do a lower on the Bergskip, huh?
Because I don't see, uh, oh my god, Tapper Demon.
Or man is yeah caphrid even and manners are missing from the list
It was at the end of the you'll see okay
Thank you shinkia. Oh, thank you and congrats congrats
Magnus oh Magnus was there I missed it
Time to pay the outlaw a personal visit James. That's impossible. You have to win one of his races
automobile race. Oh wait race exotic cars
Plies in the drivers has dinner with the winner. So all I have to do is switch places with one of the drivers
Even if you could what makes you think you can win that run was this to prove those true
Okay, the driver is likely to be in one of the hotel rooms. We still feed up those seven
wait am I not allowed to be here oh I legit thought I was allowed to be here
I don't know why I thought so it just seemed like it when they started the
level that I was gonna approach and talk about the race
Yeah, no ammo.
What's that button there?
Oh, you cannot raise the alarm here.
Now does this happen to be the alarm?
Threat.
It's a threat.
Yeah, that's definitely the alarm.
How many EMP coins do I have?
Eight.
I have eight EMP coins.
That means you can probably disable this, I guess?
What the fuck?
Why'd you have to throw it so fucking far?
Aiming coins in this is scuffed.
Did that disable it?
No? Okay, well that doesn't work.
It's not that you need to kill me.
But look for the junction box that powers those security lasers.
Oh
No, you didn't, he despawned.
Fuck me, this mission's gonna be hard.
So we gotta disable these lasers, so we have to go here first.
Oh shit, and I'm not allowed to cause any casualties, but we do have the Sleeper-Dar 10 ammo with it.
So that's not too bad at all.
So lucky.
AHH!
fuck okay this mission is actually going to be really hard I yeah
because the thing is they want you to use EMPs to disable cameras and shit I
imagine but he bond just throws it so far it's so hard to aim them
I wonder if there's no manual aim with it that I know of.
It's all good, we'll just keep pushing.
We'll keep pushing, we'll keep pushing.
Just like that.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, apparently the announcement like Unreal Engine 6 or some shit, crazy.
Oh, there.
Camera right here.
Here we have the junction box, it looks like, okay, okay, okay.
Nice, good shit.
We can go upstairs, find the race car driver's room.
Was the best bought for you? I think it might be.
It's like between Pierce Brosnan and like Daniel Craig.
Sean Connery is also like up there.
It's it's hard I like like just the ruthlessness of
Daniel Craig's Bond
Little bit scared they're going to raise the alarm at some point.
Okay don't.
I have one more dart.
Right.
No, why did you pull out the real gun, dude?
I had one dart, I thought I had it equipped.
Oh.
to
the best bond girl man on ever remember
I
fuck he's gonna go for the alarm
wait he didn't
oh mr. president
fuck minus one this guy is so agile chill
Don't pull out the desert eagle!
Where are you?
which places for the race car driver
all right uh...
how
all year
nice
racing time
top eight starting soon for tecum
fuck i really want to watch it
What was the other bond moments there probably something with the MPs I guess but I got gold for good
What you got stream no don't believe so I take them off x 58
It's gonna go very late so
Also, I have no idea how long this game is
I mean we're going for the main villain I guess.
We'll kill the other guy and then we'll kill the other guy.
Now it's red line.
It's a game that's like 8 hours long.
Yeah, if you play on normal difficulty.
I
This is sick
Okay, bram, bram, bram, bram.
And move, they're like body blocking just like Kaskalov.
Careful that my 7th nose barrels are filled with water, you know!
Wait, I thought that was the short ass just fucking restart just restarted
I'm just shorting this map considerably.
Except it doesn't.
Maybe if I do it a bit more smoothly.
And who the fuck are you?
I
The driver they call me the driver take that
Nice prize
You shammy thanks for the 40. Yeah, new 007 very soon 26 thumb playing
It was another Ebon moment somewhere, I don't know where.
and burst
She'll be safe with us
Is this game a previous bond game connected and no
Wow smooth bond pity or not this quick with your gun as you are with the car
what did you do with the girl she's been taking care of
get your hands off me
full band Mr Bond bite me in that race you lost your life and hers
goodnight
it's willing to follow you
do first
hey gankers that's fine
Bond you must locate Mr Sajjerman and get out of there before reinforce
Okay, you.
Freeing fool.
Let's arrive.
Dude, what is this song?
It's first of last song.
Okay, there must be some body armor around here, right?
Nice lock on and now I have nothing I'm fucking dead
I'm alive
whoops
and die already give me your gun
I
Was goofy ass game
Oh my god, hello?
Okay.
This game is so goofy.
Oh, you have to shoot the bolts.
Where's the books?
These are just cameras.
Ah, this game is PS2, GameTube, Xbox, I think.
Oh, body armor!
Good.
Body armor. Nice. I came with full health.
Body armor. Alright.
Where the hell is this box?
Oh, it might be over here.
Obviously.
Nice.
Oh!
Eat my ass!
Don't stop. Just go. Ah, what the fuck? Fuck you. Goofy.
Thanks Rocket Launcher guy.
Serena hasn't left the building so she must be nearby look for a secret door of some kind
Right nice sick I thought you'd never get here
Patience isn't legit. Let's go
Yeah, uh, just thought it was 50. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tenish.
That was actually a good one.
main quish weapon upgrade, yeah.
booster has a quick question, do I need to put lethal company on previous version and
steam to be able to play with the mods you've played?
yes, you do, yes.
it's not on the current version.
at least when I played with them, I don't know if they changed it though.
but we have to downgrade when we played at least the high road
Well, I get a Rolex Submariner to play the new Bond game with what is what is that?
I'm not entirely out of luck. Forgive me, Q
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Oh that's the bomb to watch!
Ooh!
Huh!
Oh my god, the robbery is crazy
I'm dead here. There's nothing I can do about it. Oh wait, it's right here! First try!
Hey! Woo! Woo!
I heard the guards talking about a platinum mine on the north side of town.
Perhaps I should go there and dig up some information.
Yeah.
Blow me, Frames.
come here then, how am I
I
The root the mind appears blocked
Be resourceful double seven
Ha to do it quickly
This sucks crazy.
I'm so little hell
Wait, this is a crazy ass pass what?
Music broken.
Wait, where am I?
I'm so confused.
I guess just go forward.
Aha!
Okay.
Aha! Okay! That's actually a really cool level design.
of
Oh, it's brilliant.
So sick.
Two out of three, I'll take it.
Bruns!
How?
Was like oh because I didn't kill enemies, I guess
My six likes when you kill enemies, I guess
Be good Diavolo's plan
I'm disappointed I thought we were going to have dinner in London
What James Bond delighted you could join us I guess you're not here for small talk are you
only if you consider using nanobots to destroy new olimes small
It's a miss a bit over kill I like it though
You're a tremler, and after I take over Russia, Europe will follow.
I've seen that movie, Diablo.
It always ends badly.
My platinum army is unstoppable, Mr. Bond.
My nano-tech weapons destroy all metal they touch.
And it appears the only weapon you have left is sarcasm.
Kill him!
Will she though?
He can't get out
I need to find my equipment
And I mean I mean close mine. He's planning to attack Moscow
We'll alert the Russians.
Before leaving for Moscow, I want you to destroy the mine.
Understood.
The air is heavy in methane.
If I shut down their ventilation systems, it won't take much to ignite it.
Good luck, Tableau 7.
Show the death.
Oh, now the door opened!
Oh fuck, that's not nice.
Don't like that.
fuck it rocket launcher people
Oh
No death scene
the
got a cool down on this gun this for ever
Oh
What
Okay, you need to die.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Ah probably hook, rappel, no rappel, rappel, rappel, no rappel, no rappel, no rappel,
huh I don't think I was supposed to shoot that but fuck it I'll be right
ah
That guy needs to die. Big death.
He's still alive. Fuck, fuck. See? Tall!
The random rocket launchers they put in stages, it's just, it's so frustrating.
You're just like living the bone fantasy and then you get a rocket up your ass.
I need to find my equipment.
Yes.
I can't stop here if I do, I'm dead.
Oh.
Like I have to YOLO this, I can't just sit in there because I get rocketed.
So I have to just YOLO.
Abuse the eye frames.
Parry the rocket.
I wish.
Oh, we tried. There was no death scene. Fuck me.
Alright, get the gun. Fuck yeah, let's go. Now go. Go and shoot the grapple.
fuck, oooohhhhhh
okay, uh, this is fine
nice
the only problem is the rockets
The rest is fine.
The fucking rock is that just destroy you.
And it plays like a new Yoshi game? Like is it like Super Mario Yoshi? No.
All right.
hmm do I have any I don't god damn it do that hit the
fucking rockets this beginning is so rough
all your dead now this is so free no rock is to disturb me
I need that gun I
don't know what it was.
Oh, this is a really rough like
start to this mission.
I need to find my equipment.
Okay, go. Go. Before they come here, get- what?
Now, rocket launcher. You should be up there. There you are.
Dead. Good. All right. Now go for this.
Dead. Okay, good. Wait. Dead. Very good. Okay. The underwater car... Yeah, there's nothing
like the underwater car mission that she was rough the missions in this game are
pretty short actually nice okay go
okay nice very good get the body armor full health baby alright that should be
the worst part out now just get up there big AK humongous AK the underwater
The other card mission was the hardest you've laughed in a long time.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it was...
Nice, use this.
No. Dead. Very good. Beautiful.
Go here.
Oh, what the fuck? Dude, please.
My luck my luck
Move move move move move move good. Yes, we're gonna go up, but not while these guys are here
Switch the gal huge humongous the gal humongous the gal
How many? Oh, we gotta evacuate, yeah. Uh, I think. Activator isn't in the control center.
Is that that one over there? Or is it a- I'm guessing it's that one. What if I'm wasting
time when I die now.
HELL OF A DEAD!
Okay, uh, do not have the luxury of taking your time now.
Oh
Fuck that fuck armor armor armor
Why is this
I need to find my equipment
I don't even think I'll get to the last mission at this pace to be fair
Good, nice. That was good. Clean, clean.
I mean, I can just go so difficultly and rush through to see the end.
Nice kills.
Us cheating? No. I'm fine with it.
It's alright to see the ending, but I think I have no idea how many missions are left.
I mean we're chasing the bad guy now and destroying his big production.
Maybe there isn't that much.
Go backwards go backwards backwards backwards
Good good good kills very good very yes more more kill kill up the ass. Let's go kill this
Don't go do not go
Okay, get all the ammo we're gonna need this shit
Fuck all of you, let's go.
Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
Okay, I have to take my timer even though I'm on a timer.
Oh, hey dad. That's a good one.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I don't want to stall too long.
Okay, I'm here for the console.
Somewhere, I- this?
This!
The override switch in the control center.
Usable object, okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Escape the mine, but...
There's lasers in the way. Fuck. Did something open up? Do I just go through the lasers?
Is this death? I don't know. I don't know. It's that console. You know, a console is
like this console. Fuck this shit. It's trial and error right here. Okay. Listen, I wouldn't
I've used it anyways.
Wait, what?
What?
No!
Noooor!
Give me!
Where the fuck do I go?
What about here?
Also I have no idea!
I love on a timer!
On Friday I went to interview for a part-time job.
Today I had a training day and they liked me so much I got a full-time pay contract until next year feels man.
Here! Here!
Fucking let me out!
Yes! I'm pressing X! X! X! X!
This is what I'm talking about.
Jesus!
Oh!
Thanks for the lift.
I can take over.
How much was it?
It was on zero at the time.
A little bit to Moscow.
It was on zero, zero, zero, zero.
Sorry, I should have moved my cam down, but it was on zero, zero, zero, zero.
Oh, my lord.
Brums.
The network tap will let you take control of Saturday electronic devices, 007.
Shoot the device that you want to control with a network tap dot, and then use the device against your enemies.
Oh, five levels left? Okay.
We might saw it out on easy difficulty, just so I have time.
Otherwise, I'm gonna be rolled in. I'm gonna miss top 8 on Tekken.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, you just mentioned it.
I'm not playing this tomorrow. Jumping quest is out tomorrow.
I don't need god mode if I'm on easy please.
If I die on easy, it's retirement time alright chat.
The top 8 even start yeah but apparently the stream went down.
Yeah blood.
If I die on this difficulty, and it's not a gimmick, then?
Yeah, it could be a hundred times.
But it's not a gimmick, then. Like, uh, fuck it, you know.
I'm going full Rambo now.
Full Rambo.
it against your enemies good hunting no place of controllers piece to this is
gonna be a blast in the in in the past a blast yeah from Russia with love
on the world all the bad guys are here
is the guy from spider-man yeah man green gnoblin and willam the foe
finder by drive I knew yeah I'm live I'm I'm invincible now it's time for just
It's a small quality of life adjustment.
Nono shells.
Last one.
Uh, left.
I think I should have gone yeah, I went the wrong path I
I should have gone right might still be fine we'll see or will it be gimmick death actually
I made that shit in there.
Oh.
There's an enemy among us.
A bogus.
What?
Star Wars has music.
What the fuck?
Oh, you're actually... well, you're not on a timer, but I think you might be on somewhat
of a timer here yeah timer working on it
Left?
This tank is crazy.
There's the source 007. The nano shell should do the trick here.
All right.
Take position in front of the wall.
This game does have really good graphics. I mean it's upscaled now, obviously.
group forced right away you must find a way to stop those tanks from breaking through that wall
normal shelf on underground pillars all right
god bless murka
i'm normal maxing
Well done, Barney! We can bear support! Now get to the surface and finish the job!
I-I still take quite a bit of damage, which makes me a little bit worried.
Keep fire!
what the fuck
what am I doing here?
eliminate
helicopter all right hold on the fun how is it miss
the foes that's your yeah
I think we made it
Bond, we've traced Diavolo's transmission to a location deep underground. It appears to be directly below the tank's storage warehouse.
I know the location, I'm heading there now.
They're a big ass loading screen.
Multi-thread like 78. I see like the missions are very short
If you
Don't die there. There like I don't think there's been a single long mission in this game
Some of the hardest mission in gaming not on recruit
We're going full James bronze. I don't care. All right. I'm tired of being played with around with it
It's time for me to play around, all right?
Dangerous descent. Operative.
James Bronze.
God, I'm gonna fucking nuke everything.
Alright, let me go up.
Oh shit, give me this.
My name is Pierce.
brosnan pierce
Okay, well that's that's nice
Holy fuck.
Wait, am I linking this shit?
I
Was stopping here
Oh, yeah, I don't fear anyone anymore
Yeah, you want loose you also want loose motherfuckers wait you actually take a lot of damage still
I have 8 Q spiders we could definitely be using.
Okay, um...
Motherfucker!
OOS!
Holy damage!
What are you shooting at?!
Here's Brosman!
That's a gimmick death though.
That's a gimmick death.
I think I chose hardest difficulty chat.
I think I did.
Chat, this is hardest difficulty.
That's why I die so fast.
I accidentally chose it again.
All right, we all saw it, okay?
So
Damn actually insane how much damage you still take it feels like there's pretty much no difference
There definitely is, but not a whole lot.
So about god mode now
Yeah, I mean this is crazy
Enemies definitely fuck you up
Actually tough game
Man, it's hard to get this guy.
Oh, what the fuck?
Go.
Dude!
dude okay there is armor in there I know that
Good ammo.
Oh fuck.
Wally kills enemy. Yeah, kind of.
Oh. Yeah, the spider got a bunch of upgrades, like camouflage.
No!
Yeah, Steady Baby takes 55 and E-Box takes 63.
Oh fuck!
YOS!
the
enter the planes cook this
oh I see the addiction that's awesome next time I take the stairs
I have no bond moment. Yeah, we're bronze maxing now, whatever. I got a pay off also.
This is a promise.
Here's Bronson.
Taken in five minutes. Yeah, I mean we're finished the game though.
I'm playing on easier difficulty now. Now it's still not easy.
You still take a shitload of damage from enemies, so you can't just run and gun all the time.
But it should be pretty close to the ending.
I imagine.
Is there Platinum in this game too?
I guess so, right?
Like Platinum rank?
Hmm.
Thank you.
It seems so dumb a job.
Thank you.
What is my exact location?
We believe you're in the secret Kremlin nuclear command bunker.
Thank you.
Nice, a lot of Desert Eagle here. The Desert Eagle's so good.
hmm well we got a climb up
did y'all survive again yeah man he always survives oh shit
I have a soy lenseer I do I remember we suspect they saw me
Okay switch to this
Yo, Thorin, thanks 28, brother. Thank you. Yeah, the soundtrack in these games is so good.
I swear. It's so crazy. Okay, um, sure.
Oh fuck!
Okay, he's dead.
Why was he transparent? Why is he transparent?
Oh my god, they're transparent now.
I know you're here, you fucking loser.
Uh, locate the tank hanger exit.
Yeah.
Don't shoot that.
do shoot that.
Oh, that raised the platforms up. Okay.
Okay, be a bit careful.
Oh, we got Transparent Man, Transparent Man.
We got ass.
Nice.
game.
Did it!
Oh you could have done the 007 there.
aww spray with platinum
I see body armor, very nice.
What am I looking for? The tank hangar exit.
And she said I needed to get up on the catwalks and I mean that's where I am so...
Somewhere here?
Cool.
Egypt!
Ahhhh!
We're taking announcement ways, top 8 already done.
No it can't be, no way.
Final character announced?
Who is it?
Oh, Bucky guy.
Ah, okay, okay.
Collab character here.
The final card!
Hey, you!
One more mission after this, I imagine.
Drake loves to take 63!
He also has a Herodotus skin to throw fireballs.
Oh, this looks very ending final fight.
Mr. Bond.
What an unpleasant surprise.
You're just in time for the final countdown.
Those missiles have been deactivated.
Oh, and the warheads were in need years ago.
That's quite correct.
Double or seven.
Except that I replaced them with nano-tagging cables.
That's quite correct, 007.
Except that I replaced him with Nanotech and Paylots, which will do the job just the same.
Start the launch...
He's willing to throw, yeah, also voice acting, yeah.
As for you, Mr. Bonk.
Grab him, throw him into the bottom of the Missile Cylone, and let him experience...
...earth on earth!
Are you one loose? I'm gonna parry him. Watch. Parry, man. Oh, fuck, so easy.
Tell me, Bob, how does it feel to lose?
You're about to find out, Diablo.
Yeah, Diablo.
Activating defense turrets.
Oh, fuck. Um.
That was lucky, but you still haven't won.
I did get a new gimmick where I can take control of these with, uh,
network taps. Yeah, but I'm trying to like lock target with it, but it doesn't work.
Maybe you gotta press X with this one.
Oh you do.
Okay.
So how do I aim it?
Uh...
How do they...
Okay.
Do I need to rush forward into gunfire to do this?
Maybe.
No, I think you have infinite.
with it so I'm not wasting ammo oh yeah you do this of course I'm genius but I
still can't target lock it how am I supposed to watch I want to get this to
work. Network tab. Oh wait, oh you have to see the back side of them? No? Wait what?
I could not target on... wait. Wait what's... I could... I think you need to...
I
Death yeah, you got to go to the backside of them
Shots the flames and the heat will destroy the missiles when they launch
Bonser Ruthless.
Okay, don't get too frisky here. We know how it ended last time.
Ooh, nice.
Oh, there's exhaust vents somewhere.
Maybe I'm blind.
Oh, there's more here.
Oh, that's hard work.
Boom, the mission.
The dark death.
It takes it a prime man.
Man, the dark death.
What?
Okay, I guess I'll go there.
I guess I'll try this side.
There's one.
Yes sir got any more cool ammo well let's use the rocket launcher for kid
all right I know you're gonna spawn now
well I'll tank that I guess
They on the upper coast, crazy.
Alright, we'll go main entrance, somehow.
Oh, there's a battery you can grab there, we don't need it though.
Well, I guess we could use it.
Yeah, I'm out.
Okay, no comments on that.
Oh, all the ammo, yes.
You're in this suit can't save you
Yeah, I wonder what Miyazaki and Yoko Tara is cooking up with a weekend I got me be curious
Oh fuck, we're live chill, alright? I know I haven't seen the Lighthouse, but I will!
You may have stopped the missiles, Bond, but you haven't stopped me.
This? Damn good time.
Do so.
Oh, James, we could have had such fun together.
The loss is all yours, Captain.
It's never gonna hit, is it?
I don't know.
It's not.
Fuck it.
Got a lot of rocket launchers here.
I can't hit them.
Stop giving me a bunch of rocket launchers.
useless yeah but I can't fucking hit him I hit him nice nice wait what no not
losing to Willem. Nonobomb! Show me your bomb!
Yeah, we're at the final boss now, I think.
Oh, is there a death animation where she melts in that?
Melt, hidey melt.
Oh, there are gigabits.
Oh, oh yeah, right, the Jax.
You know how much I sacrificed?
We're definitely bronze maxing now, but I'm fine with it.
Taking eight starting?
Yes, we're on the final mission, I think.
No, I heard about the guest character dream about now watch on stream now go off everything
or nothing
it
one of the missiles has been reactivated
we believe it is targeted on London
an unknown source has tapped into the network directed from a telemetry tower in the launch area itself
you must get to the launch area and stop that missile
I'll play a new Lego Batman? No. Ah, don't blips.
Ah, starting tomorrow we're fully cooked and buffed.
Shit, okay, they- they- enemies actually hurt here a lot.
I
Renate
Thank you. Body armor.
Wanted dead. That game has kind of remade and revamped the combat and shit. I'm pretty
curious about it.
I wonder...
Is this actually how you're supposed to grab this?
No.
I do want this!
There's a whack when you do that.
Is there anything I can shoot in here?
No.
It's probably on the other side.
Do Japanese hard permanent rando?
I don't know how that is.
What the fuck?
Wait, what did I just do?
Did I just...
I'm just, oh we're going flying!
Nice!
Do I have a sniper? Yes!
of
Wait, can I destroy these? No.
Is this beings of dentimoxing? Maxing?
What the fuck?
Uh, well, I can't go there. I went in here. I feel like...
Oh yeah, well, there's the door to the left here.
I mean, that's totally a console.
Oh.
Oh, more than armed!
DIE!
I
Was not that dark in here
Saw body armor over there wait no it was just him fuck body armor. Yes. Thank you
This mission on angel zero zero dude. I can't imagine it must be hard as fuck
I found another body armor, well we don't, oh well, whatever.
Oh, I'm Greed-Maxing!
Feels good, man!
Bam! Bam! Yo, Zendariya! Thanks for 63, yeah, the list is lucky.
Ammo is looking rough.
Sick.
Duh!
Oh, someone just spawned.
Q, can you send some damn ammo?
I'm running out.
Wait, so Yuji Hanma is coming to Tekken and that's from...
What? Which anime was it?
B-biking? Biking?
Baki. Baki.
Biking.
No, get up my stream bolt.
True, the amount of enemies in this mission fucked me, dude.
Oh my god, I am so low on ammo.
I'm a target that-
Fuck- Oh dude, I dis-
This fucking targeting sometimes!
Now I'm gonna die.
And I'm gonna be going back to the start because of it.
Like, why aren't you targeting the guy that's right in front of you?!
I'm terrified I'm terrified I have no abo almost little spider
Spider Max.
I don't see any other guys here.
And I guess I'm supposed to go in here
But oh I can grab this yes, so sick you can do that
That's unrealistic yeah, well I'll take unrealistic now
of
Oh, that's the launch area? Okay. Do I have any armor in here? Oh, well I get into that
room now there's armor in here I'm annoyed at where I am oh armor this on
double oh no no fuck that I would be here for like three hours
I think I used all my rocket launchers.
of
this is a gimmick fight okay well
Okay cool. That was a third of my health by the way. Sick. I guess just a gooner sprint.
That's not plus a hundred you mental
But okay, this okay, maybe just fill this with lead I guess
You guys the only thing I can target
Oh
Okay, well there's that
Wait, am I oh shit
This is sometimes a spoiling what happened they fell for each other and what about us
I get it.
Here's Bross and James Bond, John Cleese, Willem Dafoe, Judy Dench, Heidi Klum, Shannon, Elizabeth, Misaki, Iroh, Richard, Diane, Maya.
Dan, nothing's 54! Thank you, Zendara, I think it's 6-3.
Well, I'm happy we could finish this. I wouldn't have finished this today unless I lowered the difficulty for those last missions.
Had to journalist it out.
But this is actually a really hard game. It's actually super difficult on that difficulty
Yeah, I think I like night fire more than this I
Think so at least well, it'll be YouTube on channel. Yeah, I should be here even co-op in this game is very hard
right? Yeah
yeah I feel no I'm gifting a hundred not two hundred openings definitely
stronger this is still great though this is still great for sure yeah the
vehicle driving was really fun
Am I six combat simulator survival test?
Well, our little Bond arc is done for now until the 26th.
So, because tomorrow we're playing Jump King Quest and then on the 26th we're playing the
new Bond game.
The final boss fight.
I thought he would like, there was like some gimmick to it but no, just shoot his tower, he infinitely dies, boom done.
Alright chat, I'm gonna go watch some Tekken.
I'm gonna go watch some Tekken.
It's been really fun to play these old Bond games in anticipation of the new ones.
Or the new one.
this inverse solace is 1700 wait what
where's this like bro I'm like bro I'm
getting interrupted by like this peasant
like bro I'm getting interrupted by like this I'd like Baki yeah I say right
Right now I'm watching Twin Peaks.
I've never seen Twin Peaks.
So yeah, I'm watching that right now.
It's really good.
It's very good.
Is that a Craig game?
Oh, is there a Craig Bond game?
Oh shit.
Let's go.
Well, there won't be any time for it though because I'm definitely doing Jump King Quest
tomorrow.
Oh quantum of solace and bloodstone are oh yeah, of course
Anyways, I think sure
Jumping quest is out tomorrow for people who don't know what that is
It's the jump King devs new game
And it's basically jump King, but it's also RPG with boss fights and stuff
I played it in early access. It's legit. You find gear, you make builds, yada yada.
So that actually comes out of early access tomorrow.
So you're gonna join me in Sandbag Mabossus? Right, sure.
You can also invade other players' games like Souls Invasion, which is hilarious.
So I'm playing this tomorrow. I'm very excited for it
It's super safe
Look if we're to it we'll do that tomorrow fuck yeah, let's go
I'll see you then. I'll see you in six to eight months. I'm probably trying to be a little bit earlier tomorrow. I think
Yeah
Yeah, the bell makes 54. See you tomorrow chat. Appreciate y'all. Bye. I love you guys
you