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I'm leaving after today."}, {"start": 224.04, "end": 231.04, "text": " And then I'm back Tuesday. I mean, I'll be on Mika's stream because Mika is going to go around influencing."}, {"start": 231.04, "end": 234.16, "text": " And I'm gonna be there in the background like"}, {"start": 237.88, "end": 239.88, "text": " Fuck you thought I was"}, {"start": 241.16, "end": 243.79999999999998, "text": " How was James? It was great. It was really good"}, {"start": 249.95999999999998, "end": 254.56, "text": " I don't think she's streaming tomorrow, no, I don't think so"}, {"start": 254.56, "end": 264.76, "text": " I'll check it flag if I don't people are putting spoilers let me see"}, {"start": 264.76, "end": 266.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 283.2, "end": 285.94, "text": " It is kind of funny just like a rushing through"}, {"start": 285.94, "end": 299.54, "text": " Man, I missed this jump, King R. God, it was so good."}, {"start": 299.54, "end": 303.54, "text": " It was so good."}, {"start": 303.54, "end": 307.38, "text": " Official announcement teaser on their channel is from June 10th, 2018!"}, {"start": 307.38, "end": 309.38, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 309.38, "end": 311.38, "text": " That was crazy."}, {"start": 311.38, "end": 313.14, "text": " Wind only for TwitchCon tonight."}, {"start": 313.14, "end": 314.14, "text": " Well, tomorrow."}, {"start": 314.14, "end": 320.86, "text": " tonight I go to the airport yeah I'd be live to like 10 p.m. 10 30 no stress"}, {"start": 320.86, "end": 327.7, "text": " really I'm gonna back Tuesday like I come home Monday but I come home at like"}, {"start": 327.7, "end": 334.53999999999996, "text": " 11 p.m. Monday I'll stand I'm done with 007 yeah chose day yeah but I'll be on"}, {"start": 334.53999999999996, "end": 338.34, "text": " me could stream a bit and I know some people in the community are going to"}, {"start": 338.34000000000003, "end": 346.20000000000005, "text": " switch on so I'll see some of y'all there am I taking finas there I have no"}, {"start": 346.20000000000005, "end": 348.94000000000005, "text": " idea what that is"}, {"start": 350.34000000000003, "end": 355.78000000000003, "text": " Reno says you're gonna be stressed out playing Garf today Garf can never stress"}, {"start": 355.78000000000003, "end": 358.14000000000004, "text": " me"}, {"start": 358.14, "end": 358.64, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 360.64, "end": 361.71999999999997, "text": " Uh, Bolo."}, {"start": 361.71999999999997, "end": 362.64, "text": " Thanks, six man."}, {"start": 362.64, "end": 363.64, "text": " Croped, thanks 46."}, {"start": 363.64, "end": 364.71999999999997, "text": " Now I got thanks 49."}, {"start": 364.71999999999997, "end": 365.52, "text": " Safe as well."}, {"start": 365.52, "end": 366.4, "text": " Thanks 64."}, {"start": 366.4, "end": 367.71999999999997, "text": " And I like 6'2\"."}, {"start": 369.02, "end": 370.32, "text": " Only suffering."}, {"start": 371.08, "end": 372.03999999999996, "text": " No going up."}, {"start": 372.28, "end": 372.91999999999996, "text": " Pulse."}, {"start": 373.71999999999997, "end": 374.28, "text": " Pulse."}, {"start": 375.71999999999997, "end": 376.03999999999996, "text": " What up?"}, {"start": 376.03999999999996, "end": 376.44, "text": " So I-"}, {"start": 376.44, "end": 377.24, "text": " Ah, it's going cool."}, {"start": 377.24, "end": 379.44, "text": " Just catching up with Chatham and I very early today."}, {"start": 379.84, "end": 381.64, "text": " I gotta go a bit earlier as I can go to the airport."}, {"start": 384.76, "end": 385.64, "text": " Misty or Streams?"}, {"start": 385.64, "end": 387.24, "text": " Once you're ready, you can score on double or seven."}, {"start": 387.24, "end": 390.90000000000003, "text": " It's a great game. 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I would have been on a straight"}, {"start": 454.76, "end": 458.36, "text": " I'm going to Ythcon right yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 462.0, "end": 464.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 465.92, "end": 470.84000000000003, "text": " Was double or seven better than lifeline any game is better than lifeline that ever sees the elderly mod"}, {"start": 470.84000000000003, "end": 475.84000000000003, "text": " Yes, yeah, Graysport, I think. I don't think it's fully done though, is it?"}, {"start": 475.84000000000003, "end": 478.84000000000003, "text": " Oh, maybe it is."}, {"start": 478.84000000000003, "end": 483.84000000000003, "text": " Hearing this theme makes me want to replay the game. Yeah, I like..."}, {"start": 483.84000000000003, "end": 489.84000000000003, "text": " Luke Outside has so much replayability. There's so many companions and stuff. 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No, I finished it."}, {"start": 738.36, "end": 742.16, "text": " It was a two-stream game, which I thought it would be."}, {"start": 742.16, "end": 744.32, "text": " I thought it would be a two-stream game."}, {"start": 752.6, "end": 754.5600000000001, "text": " Not going to be sick, man."}, {"start": 754.5600000000001, "end": 756.48, "text": " I'm bringing my running shoes, man."}, {"start": 756.48, "end": 758.88, "text": " I'm going to be running in Rotterdam."}, {"start": 758.88, "end": 760.44, "text": " Running in new areas is cool, man."}, {"start": 763.12, "end": 772.12, "text": " Have you heard about the 20 old Warhammer games where we release on Steam? No."}, {"start": 772.12, "end": 779.12, "text": " Yeah, Jesus, thanks, 9-4. This month, Mark's being one-year-cads or three, dude."}, {"start": 779.12, "end": 784.12, "text": " Fucking beast. Absolute trooper. Glad to hear it."}, {"start": 784.12, "end": 788.12, "text": " My running shoes, do I use? Well, I think they're packed now, or I would show you."}, {"start": 788.12, "end": 794.84, "text": " I don't remember I don't remember to be honest they're white"}, {"start": 797.24, "end": 799.24, "text": " Let me see if they're past"}, {"start": 818.12, "end": 832.32, "text": " Yeah sorry I don't remember they're packed somewhere I wonder what this red fin"}, {"start": 832.32, "end": 836.92, "text": " points mean in top right I don't actually know"}, {"start": 836.9200000000001, "end": 849.08, "text": " They fix the uh, you know with the music like glitches out when you're online they fix that."}, {"start": 849.08, "end": 855.8800000000001, "text": " They did some hotfixes, that's cool."}, {"start": 855.88, "end": 870.8, "text": " I'll see how they sport it to you man, thank you."}, {"start": 870.8, "end": 874.4, "text": " So many jumps you have left, yeah sure."}, {"start": 874.4, "end": 879.96, "text": " Oh hey, there's a- wait, that's my character jumping in the background."}, {"start": 879.96, "end": 882.96, "text": " Wait, that's cool."}, {"start": 885.96, "end": 888.96, "text": " Aw, I fell."}, {"start": 890.96, "end": 896.96, "text": " Yeah, thank you Moro, thank you. Yeah, we're chilling."}, {"start": 896.96, "end": 899.96, "text": " Oh hey, there I am again."}, {"start": 903.96, "end": 905.96, "text": " And I'm going."}, {"start": 909.96, "end": 912.6, "text": " I mean, I like Warhammer classics."}, {"start": 913.6, "end": 914.96, "text": " I just poor shrugged."}, {"start": 915.96, "end": 917.96, "text": " Guess I'll run another lap, fuck it."}, {"start": 918.2800000000001, "end": 920.36, "text": " Look, you can see a shadow in the- in the-"}, {"start": 920.76, "end": 922.1600000000001, "text": " See that in the sunlight?"}, {"start": 922.1600000000001, "end": 923.5600000000001, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 926.44, "end": 927.0400000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 927.48, "end": 928.48, "text": " Going back."}, {"start": 932.5600000000001, "end": 933.48, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 933.48, "end": 936.64, "text": " Holy shit, that's a lot of Warhammer games, god damn."}, {"start": 936.64, "end": 948.04, "text": " I really like Space Marine too."}, {"start": 948.04, "end": 954.4, "text": " I think I have progress where I am now, I think."}, {"start": 954.4, "end": 962.88, "text": " Actually no, I don't remember where I am, where am I?"}, {"start": 962.88, "end": 965.4, "text": " What was the gate to the right?"}, {"start": 965.4, "end": 967.6999999999999, "text": " Was that the butcher guy? It was, right?"}, {"start": 969.56, "end": 971.24, "text": " I think this was the butcher guy."}, {"start": 971.74, "end": 973.5, "text": " Yes, we killed him, yeah."}, {"start": 974.6999999999999, "end": 977.64, "text": " Was it Kersmark? Um, no."}, {"start": 981.48, "end": 983.24, "text": " Coming soon to early access."}, {"start": 985.68, "end": 987.52, "text": " He's pretty solid, man."}, {"start": 988.64, "end": 990.96, "text": " Pretty solid, pretty roguelite."}, {"start": 991.56, "end": 994.04, "text": " Still using new backs? This axe is sick, man."}, {"start": 994.0400000000001, "end": 998.2800000000001, "text": " Though I might respect to this vihander. I did get a vihander yesterday."}, {"start": 1000.6800000000001, "end": 1008.2800000000001, "text": " Uh, high order vihander. But I kind of want- I would kind of need to respect to use it."}, {"start": 1008.2800000000001, "end": 1011.4800000000001, "text": " But I don't need to. I lose 11 damage, but yeah."}, {"start": 1014.1200000000001, "end": 1017.32, "text": " Isn't- Redfin is the name of the zone you're currently. It's called Redfin Prison."}, {"start": 1017.32, "end": 1020.84, "text": " Yeah, but then it was like a number, and I don't know what's up with that."}, {"start": 1024.04, "end": 1033.36, "text": " Where the hell am I?"}, {"start": 1033.36, "end": 1034.36, "text": " Any invades today?"}, {"start": 1034.36, "end": 1036.36, "text": " Hey, maybe."}, {"start": 1036.36, "end": 1038.36, "text": " I might go online, to be honest."}, {"start": 1038.36, "end": 1039.68, "text": " I don't know where I am."}, {"start": 1039.68, "end": 1042.56, "text": " I'm in drainage ruins, but what am I- okay."}, {"start": 1042.56, "end": 1047.6, "text": " Just keep jumping, I guess, and I'll figure out where I am."}, {"start": 1047.6, "end": 1060.9599999999998, "text": " pretty sure I'm going backwards I finished up a little seven yesterday"}, {"start": 1060.9599999999998, "end": 1067.52, "text": " hey there's a teleporter here what's huh what a dream"}, {"start": 1067.52, "end": 1081.2, "text": " Oh, there's 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Oh, God"}, {"start": 1345.72, "end": 1347.72, "text": " What"}, {"start": 1347.72, "end": 1361.6000000000001, "text": " Fuck I'm trying to get to the damn platform"}, {"start": 1361.6000000000001, "end": 1385.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, good lord, all right come on down."}, {"start": 1385.6000000000001, "end": 1387.6000000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1391.4800000000002, "end": 1393.4800000000002, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 1398.2400000000002, "end": 1400.8200000000002, "text": " No, no, I was there fuck"}, {"start": 1403.96, "end": 1407.7, "text": " No, no, no, no"}, {"start": 1407.7, "end": 1409.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1414.22, "end": 1419.94, "text": " Just need to get over the fucking one platform. I don't want to kill every single one of them again"}, {"start": 1437.7, "end": 1439.7, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1439.7, "end": 1441.7, "text": " Yup!"}, {"start": 1441.7, "end": 1443.7, "text": " Uhhh!"}, {"start": 1443.7, "end": 1445.7, "text": " Uhhh!"}, {"start": 1445.7, "end": 1447.7, "text": " Uhhh!"}, {"start": 1447.7, "end": 1449.7, "text": " Yup!"}, {"start": 1449.7, "end": 1474.22, "text": " Okay. Okay. Okay. We're good."}, {"start": 1474.22, "end": 1478.8, "text": " No, no, you can fight. They think these enemies are very painful. And I've already cleared"}, {"start": 1478.8, "end": 1483.4199999999998, "text": " this camp once but they respawned because I went to another area and I can't be arsed"}, {"start": 1483.4199999999998, "end": 1499.4199999999998, "text": " to kill them all again. So that's why I'm rushing through. Give me slope. Am I hosting"}, {"start": 1499.4199999999998, "end": 1506.94, "text": " a Garfield Kart Tournament at Whipcon? I am not, no. Unfortunately. But I would love"}, {"start": 1506.94, "end": 1511.28, "text": " I want to out one of these events but I guess he I'd actually love to do that on one of these events in the future"}, {"start": 1511.5800000000002, "end": 1513.5800000000002, "text": " Maybe like Dreamac or something"}, {"start": 1514.54, "end": 1518.8600000000001, "text": " Wait, is this a path? Oh fuck. This is a boss"}, {"start": 1526.46, "end": 1529.28, "text": " This is you know school oh, okay"}, {"start": 1536.94, "end": 1543.94, "text": " What are these shields on me?"}, {"start": 1566.94, "end": 1574.68, "text": " this track though why is it so epic well I mean it's you know scope we've heard"}, {"start": 1574.68, "end": 1577.64, "text": " of it since the beginning of the game"}, {"start": 1588.8200000000002, "end": 1596.26, "text": " I asked if people wanted Minecraft server not unless and I didn't seem like it"}, {"start": 1596.94, "end": 1602.94, "text": " No, not this again."}, {"start": 1602.94, "end": 1605.94, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 1605.94, "end": 1608.94, "text": " AHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 1656.94, "end": 1682.94, "text": " What the!"}, {"start": 1682.94, "end": 1684.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1705.78, "end": 1707.78, "text": " What"}, {"start": 1712.94, "end": 1740.16, "text": " Now it makes sense why this shortcut is here."}, {"start": 1740.16, "end": 1744.68, "text": " Now this shorco makes a lot of sense."}, {"start": 1744.68, "end": 1746.2, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 1746.2, "end": 1753.3200000000002, "text": " I was wondering what this shorco was for."}, {"start": 1753.3200000000002, "end": 1759.3200000000002, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 1759.32, "end": 1769.32, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1799.32, "end": 1799.96, "text": " BAAAAA!"}, {"start": 1800.4199999999998, "end": 1800.9199999999998, "text": " BAAAA!"}, {"start": 1819.4399999999998, "end": 1821.06, "text": " Please stop blocking that! Please!"}, {"start": 1823.04, "end": 1824.82, "text": " YAH! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!"}, {"start": 1829.32, "end": 1852.72, "text": " You're clearly a little rusty at this."}, {"start": 1852.72, "end": 1859.72, "text": " you need some goth cart to loosen up and relax first, goth lads."}, {"start": 1877.4, "end": 1882.4, "text": " No the fucking babyjohn!"}, {"start": 1882.4, "end": 1884.4, "text": " Let me play!"}, {"start": 1884.4, "end": 1894.4, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1894.4, "end": 1904.4, "text": " of"}, {"start": 1904.4, "end": 1914.4, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 1934.4, "end": 1936.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1944.0800000000002, "end": 1949.64, "text": " May have fucking shield guys and then I call okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. No"}, {"start": 1952.64, "end": 1959.7, "text": " Cigarettes are they give you a resistance bonus I hate these like ultra marine enemies man. They're the"}, {"start": 1964.4, "end": 1966.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1977.1200000000001, "end": 1979.8400000000001, "text": " And then he can I can't get up I"}, {"start": 1994.4, "end": 2009.8400000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 2009.8400000000001, "end": 2010.92, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2010.92, "end": 2011.92, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2011.92, "end": 2012.92, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 2012.92, "end": 2015.92, "text": " No! No! No! What?!"}, {"start": 2026.92, "end": 2029.92, "text": " That's true. He's right."}, {"start": 2037.92, "end": 2039.92, "text": " He's totally right."}, {"start": 2042.92, "end": 2057.16, "text": " I need a switch weapon."}, {"start": 2057.16, "end": 2059.16, "text": " I actually would love to try this by hander."}, {"start": 2087.16, "end": 2094.16, "text": " I forgot the smoke."}, {"start": 2094.16, "end": 2103.16, "text": " It's fine though, whatever."}, {"start": 2163.16, "end": 2191.16, "text": " The footsies game, the footsies, the neutral, the neutral."}, {"start": 2191.16, "end": 2192.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2251.16, "end": 2253.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2277.7999999999997, "end": 2279.7999999999997, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 2281.16, "end": 2311.06, "text": " I work too slow I can't on this and then I can't even play the game."}, {"start": 2311.06, "end": 2312.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2323.06, "end": 2324.06, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 2333.06, "end": 2336.06, "text": " I got him next time. I forgot to smoke, you know."}, {"start": 2341.06, "end": 2369.66, "text": " Okay, we need to get some slope."}, {"start": 2369.66, "end": 2371.66, "text": " Can you let me smoke?"}, {"start": 2381.94, "end": 2386.8999999999996, "text": " Jeopardy, thank you. Best feel Asia. Thanks 51 Borbo. Where's my suit? No appreciate of a jumping game."}, {"start": 2386.8999999999996, "end": 2388.8999999999996, "text": " I don't have a jump king suit, unfortunately."}, {"start": 2388.9, "end": 2399.94, "text": " All right, I'll smoke him now. I'm just gonna watch out in face too because he recovers way quicker"}, {"start": 2418.9, "end": 2444.42, "text": " now he's gonna recover really fast from that I think"}, {"start": 2444.42, "end": 2446.42, "text": " I see one."}, {"start": 2464.42, "end": 2466.42, "text": " Good hit. Good hit. Good hit."}, {"start": 2466.42, "end": 2468.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2470.42, "end": 2472.42, "text": " All good."}, {"start": 2474.42, "end": 2485.94, "text": " Right here, yeah, he doesn't do that in Phase 1 on that attack."}, {"start": 2485.94, "end": 2488.2200000000003, "text": " So now it's very scary to punish it."}, {"start": 2488.2200000000003, "end": 2490.2200000000003, "text": " I need to figure out another punish."}, {"start": 2504.42, "end": 2533.42, "text": " Hmm, I wonder. I wonder if he can cancel out for the second one."}, {"start": 2533.42, "end": 2544.5, "text": " one try to battle him a bit"}, {"start": 2544.5, "end": 2573.74, "text": " Okay, I got some damage."}, {"start": 2573.7400000000002, "end": 2576.82, "text": " I have an idea for when he does that next time."}, {"start": 2576.82, "end": 2582.3, "text": " I think I can punish it."}, {"start": 2582.3, "end": 2591.1800000000003, "text": " Pretty sure I can punish this."}, {"start": 2591.18, "end": 2606.14, "text": " I'm not throwing I'm winning this is when"}, {"start": 2621.18, "end": 2638.2599999999998, "text": " what that did not there is no way there's no that was the auntie air it's"}, {"start": 2638.2599999999998, "end": 2643.58, "text": " crazy I was owning him okay the thing is I know what to do now there I know"}, {"start": 2643.58, "end": 2672.38, "text": " exactly what to do. I can punish his arrow shot easily, easily. I'm slurping. I don't"}, {"start": 2672.38, "end": 2676.9, "text": " even need to smoke because I'm gonna smoke him"}, {"start": 2684.02, "end": 2687.02, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 2702.38, "end": 2728.38, "text": " and"}, {"start": 2728.38, "end": 2735.38, "text": " What the fuck? I've never seen that attack!"}, {"start": 2758.38, "end": 2778.38, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2778.38, "end": 2790.06, "text": " The most handsome the school think they're thank you guns"}, {"start": 2838.38, "end": 2860.98, "text": " He does take chip damage on his shield."}, {"start": 2860.98, "end": 2867.98, "text": " It's over. I got him downloaded now. It's over."}, {"start": 2890.98, "end": 2915.98, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 2915.98, "end": 2939.98, "text": " Let me play!"}, {"start": 2939.98, "end": 2941.98, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2941.98, "end": 2943.98, "text": " Norv!"}, {"start": 2965.98, "end": 2967.98, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 2967.98, "end": 2972.98, "text": " Gnostome Glaive."}, {"start": 2975.98, "end": 2976.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2977.98, "end": 2982.98, "text": " Hey, Tanakao, this is 110 months, Minty, this is 109, missed out, it's 27."}, {"start": 2982.98, "end": 2983.98, "text": " Thank you, guys."}, {"start": 2983.98, "end": 2984.98, "text": " Composure, huh?"}, {"start": 2984.98, "end": 2986.98, "text": " Gnostrum Manoeuvre."}, {"start": 2994.98, "end": 2995.98, "text": " Last one."}, {"start": 2995.98, "end": 3009.8, "text": " I guess it's kind of cool it is level 8 if I respect on that would probably go pretty"}, {"start": 3009.8, "end": 3010.8, "text": " hard."}, {"start": 3010.8, "end": 3014.4, "text": " Did I get the key also?"}, {"start": 3014.4, "end": 3016.72, "text": " Yeah super key yeah."}, {"start": 3016.7200000000003, "end": 3023.7200000000003, "text": " Genosco, Genosco, Genosco, but there is something top right."}, {"start": 3031.7200000000003, "end": 3034.7200000000003, "text": " Ooh, okay, there's a teleport here."}, {"start": 3034.7200000000003, "end": 3036.7200000000003, "text": " If you want to go back."}, {"start": 3036.7200000000003, "end": 3038.7200000000003, "text": " I think I could upgrade here."}, {"start": 3038.7200000000003, "end": 3041.7200000000003, "text": " Where do you have the respect statue?"}, {"start": 3041.7200000000003, "end": 3045.7200000000003, "text": " I've found it, but it's inla- it's not in the encampment."}, {"start": 3045.7200000000003, "end": 3051.1400000000003, "text": " It's it was like out in the world somewhere, and I don't even think it shows"}, {"start": 3052.9800000000005, "end": 3056.34, "text": " Unless it moves after maybe it does"}, {"start": 3061.86, "end": 3063.86, "text": " Wet wet stone"}, {"start": 3069.7400000000002, "end": 3071.7400000000002, "text": " I'm gonna go down here"}, {"start": 3075.7200000000003, "end": 3080.92, "text": " This game looks legit good. It is and it's fucking cheap. It's like 10 bucks"}, {"start": 3096.6400000000003, "end": 3098.6400000000003, "text": " High order"}, {"start": 3103.1600000000003, "end": 3105.1600000000003, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 3105.7200000000003, "end": 3113.7200000000003, "text": " That high order stuff is really strong. Jesus Christ, look at that defense upgrade."}, {"start": 3114.7200000000003, "end": 3123.7200000000003, "text": " It's probably very heavy, right? 200. How much is my Q-DOS? 81, yeah. It's very heavy gear."}, {"start": 3124.7200000000003, "end": 3126.7200000000003, "text": " Right where should be?"}, {"start": 3135.7200000000003, "end": 3138.76, "text": " Yeah, I can't actually upgrade this armor now if I wanted to"}, {"start": 3139.92, "end": 3142.5600000000004, "text": " Same thing with the battle axe. I could upgrade it"}, {"start": 3143.1200000000003, "end": 3147.1200000000003, "text": " Question is if I want to will I be will I be IRL streaming a twitch come no"}, {"start": 3147.1200000000003, "end": 3150.84, "text": " I will never IRL stream at those events like that"}, {"start": 3152.88, "end": 3157.7200000000003, "text": " I've done it a few times, but nah, it's not all I it's not my thing"}, {"start": 3159.92, "end": 3162.0800000000004, "text": " Bad Mika well, and I'll be on her stream"}, {"start": 3162.08, "end": 3173.44, "text": " But, Toy Listerine, they ain't my thing, one metal away from Zviander scaling."}, {"start": 3173.44, "end": 3177.52, "text": " I actually do have it, it's seven."}, {"start": 3177.52, "end": 3185.2799999999997, "text": " But I kinda would need to, well I don't need to respect it, but I could respect it."}, {"start": 3185.28, "end": 3195.28, "text": " I think it's gonna be good."}, {"start": 3195.28, "end": 3213.48, "text": " Thing is, if I'm gonna respect it, Metal and Impulse, yeah, it gives you Metal and Impulse."}, {"start": 3213.48, "end": 3215.48, "text": " What is this scale with?"}, {"start": 3219.48, "end": 3222.48, "text": " Yeah, I don't know. We'll stay with this for a wee bit."}, {"start": 3223.48, "end": 3225.48, "text": " Maybe until I find some other armor."}, {"start": 3236.48, "end": 3240.48, "text": " Does the Dark Souls mechanics fit the Jump King genre? It does."}, {"start": 3240.48, "end": 3242.48, "text": " Surprisingly well, yeah."}, {"start": 3243.48, "end": 3248.4, "text": " I'm out on the other side here now, okay."}, {"start": 3248.4, "end": 3249.4, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 3249.4, "end": 3261.2400000000002, "text": " Well, we know where to go, to the sewers it is."}, {"start": 3261.2400000000002, "end": 3283.6400000000003, "text": " Yeah, what up? You have the key. I presume some person gave it to you. Great. Ha ha."}, {"start": 3283.64, "end": 3291.4, "text": " Could you unlock the door there you go buddy sewer time that reminds me of old"}, {"start": 3291.4, "end": 3295.16, "text": " Jump King the sewers man"}, {"start": 3299.16, "end": 3303.3199999999997, "text": " Remember now don't get tricked by the flag eyes watch out for the big fat one"}, {"start": 3303.3199999999997, "end": 3307.4, "text": " to fat dawn he's their boss for right here he's not interested in playing just"}, {"start": 3307.4, "end": 3312.16, "text": " for fun good luck little guy I'd like to find a fist weapon because there is"}, {"start": 3312.16, "end": 3318.04, "text": " fist weapons but I haven't found any. The moment I find a fist weapon I'll"}, {"start": 3318.04, "end": 3324.1, "text": " throw in sewers. The moment I do find a fist weapon I think I'm gonna test it."}, {"start": 3324.1, "end": 3330.0, "text": " Mud oil? What's that?"}, {"start": 3332.6, "end": 3335.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3335.6, "end": 3336.1, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3338.6, "end": 3340.6, "text": " I forgot to level up. Yikes."}, {"start": 3340.6, "end": 3344.1, "text": " I probably should have leveled up when I was in camp, but I completely forgot."}, {"start": 3344.1, "end": 3346.6, "text": " Oh my god, this is so old Jump King."}, {"start": 3347.1, "end": 3347.6, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 3351.6, "end": 3353.6, "text": " What? How did you get captured already?"}, {"start": 3353.6, "end": 3355.1, "text": " I just freed you."}, {"start": 3355.6, "end": 3356.6, "text": " Hi there little guy."}, {"start": 3356.6, "end": 3359.1, "text": " It's a person who said you to save me. He must have..."}, {"start": 3359.6, "end": 3361.6, "text": " Oh buddy, I'm in huge debt right now, buddy."}, {"start": 3362.1, "end": 3363.6, "text": " I don't know how it happened."}, {"start": 3363.6, "end": 3368.08, "text": " Those fly guys came from nowhere challenging me to a game of rock-paper-scissors. Somehow they beat me"}, {"start": 3368.08, "end": 3373.3199999999997, "text": " I don't understand how I even kept my upper hand in my sleeve now. They see I owe fat dawn big time"}, {"start": 3374.0, "end": 3376.44, "text": " Buddy, I'm stuck in this cage. I'll pay up my debt"}, {"start": 3376.88, "end": 3381.58, "text": " How am I supposed to pay when I'm stuck in the cage? Please you pay off my debt. They'll surely"}, {"start": 3382.08, "end": 3385.7599999999998, "text": " Set me free again. I have like a sack for it for fat dawn"}, {"start": 3393.6, "end": 3402.3199999999997, "text": " Salute, applause, snap retreat, the worm? Hell yeah."}, {"start": 3402.3199999999997, "end": 3409.7999999999997, "text": " Fuck yeah."}, {"start": 3409.8, "end": 3437.32, "text": " Yeah, I saw what your 3DLC was announced, yeah, I did."}, {"start": 3437.32, "end": 3441.48, "text": " Sure did. Oh wait. Ah shit. What key do you need down there?"}, {"start": 3443.1200000000003, "end": 3446.7200000000003, "text": " Secret sewer key. Okay. A secret one."}, {"start": 3460.1200000000003, "end": 3462.1200000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3467.32, "end": 3488.1200000000003, "text": " Wait, they deal poison or something?"}, {"start": 3488.12, "end": 3495.12, "text": " I've never seen that."}, {"start": 3502.7999999999997, "end": 3509.7999999999997, "text": " Rats with pipes."}, {"start": 3509.8, "end": 3521.2200000000003, "text": " Well, let's go then come on"}, {"start": 3521.2200000000003, "end": 3529.0600000000004, "text": " Can we have buff? No. We cannot."}, {"start": 3529.0600000000004, "end": 3545.1000000000004, "text": " This place sucks. Oh wait, did you finish bone now? I think I did right."}, {"start": 3545.1000000000004, "end": 3549.2200000000003, "text": " Take this and don't forget to pay it back to Fad-Dawn."}, {"start": 3549.2200000000003, "end": 3552.5800000000004, "text": " Okay, the game is Rock Paper Scissors. The rules are simple. Everybody knows him."}, {"start": 3552.5800000000004, "end": 3554.5800000000004, "text": " Bigger bet, bigger win."}, {"start": 3555.46, "end": 3559.42, "text": " Okay, I'll bet 200. Low ball, you know? Sorry, I don't deal with low ballers."}, {"start": 3563.3, "end": 3565.3, "text": " 500? Hmm."}, {"start": 3565.3, "end": 3570.5000000000005, "text": " Why are you undercutting me like this? I'm not running a charity, alright? Give us a proper amount."}, {"start": 3570.6200000000003, "end": 3574.86, "text": " Bro, I just- you just took my money though! He took my money!"}, {"start": 3574.86, "end": 3583.1400000000003, "text": " A thousand? Now we're gaming. You choose first rock, paper, scissor. What do you mean I choose first? You're just"}, {"start": 3588.6600000000003, "end": 3591.5, "text": " Scissors huh? That's easy rock"}, {"start": 3592.3, "end": 3597.1400000000003, "text": " Rock wins. No way. That's me. Looks like I look at my side this time man. I was close. Ah"}, {"start": 3599.6600000000003, "end": 3602.0, "text": " Dude that was so much money. I just threw away"}, {"start": 3602.0, "end": 3605.68, "text": " Where are my marbles?"}, {"start": 3605.68, "end": 3611.16, "text": " Whaaat, I can't believe I lost 1700 marbles fair and square, I'm a little mudface baby!"}, {"start": 3611.16, "end": 3614.08, "text": " That's how stupid you sound!"}, {"start": 3614.08, "end": 3619.12, "text": " They're not your marbles mudface, they belong to us now!"}, {"start": 3619.12, "end": 3620.12, "text": " Complains?"}, {"start": 3620.12, "end": 3621.12, "text": " Bring it up with FATDON!"}, {"start": 3621.12, "end": 3623.04, "text": " Yeah, FATDON will get you sorted."}, {"start": 3623.04, "end": 3627.28, "text": " See, you're gonna game or you're gonna scram?"}, {"start": 3627.28, "end": 3629.28, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 3632.48, "end": 3635.48, "text": " Uh, thank you for the raid, Sally. Yeah, I hope I got a grocery, man."}, {"start": 3637.28, "end": 3640.48, "text": " This place reminds me of, uh, Old Jump King."}, {"start": 3643.6800000000003, "end": 3644.6800000000003, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 3649.6800000000003, "end": 3651.6800000000003, "text": " Aw, interesting."}, {"start": 3651.6800000000003, "end": 3655.4800000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3655.4800000000005, "end": 3671.9400000000005, "text": " There's a guy just chilling in the water here."}, {"start": 3671.9400000000005, "end": 3673.6400000000003, "text": " Is this gnollum?"}, {"start": 3673.64, "end": 3682.64, "text": " I took my armor, the bastards."}, {"start": 3682.64, "end": 3687.16, "text": " Yeah, the full set, all lost in a single game of Rocky and Scissors."}, {"start": 3687.16, "end": 3688.66, "text": " To think they'd use paper."}, {"start": 3688.66, "end": 3689.66, "text": " I thought that was forbidden."}, {"start": 3689.66, "end": 3693.8399999999997, "text": " Well, they didn't make the rules clear before, and that's for sure, and here I am, naked"}, {"start": 3693.8399999999997, "end": 3694.8399999999997, "text": " in the dark."}, {"start": 3694.8399999999997, "end": 3700.4, "text": " I had my signature move lined up, and all of a sudden, our rules here mud-faced this."}, {"start": 3700.4, "end": 3702.08, "text": " I bet it's a Benton would bring that."}, {"start": 3703.84, "end": 3707.44, "text": " That armor was passed down from Grand Frog to Tadpole for generations."}, {"start": 3708.44, "end": 3710.36, "text": " I never thought Flyman would be this vicious."}, {"start": 3710.6800000000003, "end": 3713.32, "text": " All I've heard is about how hardworking and industrious they are."}, {"start": 3713.96, "end": 3716.0, "text": " Inventive little buggers, they say."}, {"start": 3717.36, "end": 3721.2400000000002, "text": " I guess I had to learn the hard way, what sort of inventions they were all about, huh?"}, {"start": 3723.7200000000003, "end": 3724.2200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3725.32, "end": 3727.32, "text": " So, what is down here, huh?"}, {"start": 3730.4, "end": 3741.2000000000003, "text": " are you fat dawn mud man like these talking around parts like this I well"}, {"start": 3741.2000000000003, "end": 3746.04, "text": " got any doubt on me got me some special stuff here that's right some stuff"}, {"start": 3746.04, "end": 3751.7200000000003, "text": " that won't see anywhere else but I was a shop but listen my no doubt means no"}, {"start": 3751.7200000000003, "end": 3761.0800000000004, "text": " deal they'll feel me they're getting something or now okay look yeah wait he"}, {"start": 3761.0800000000004, "end": 3773.2000000000003, "text": " has a fucking pistol hey you what he sells a Glock but I don't have the"}, {"start": 3773.2000000000003, "end": 3776.28, "text": " currency he trades in"}, {"start": 3781.7200000000003, "end": 3784.7200000000003, "text": " Dude, I just want to open your shop again."}, {"start": 3795.7200000000003, "end": 3798.7200000000003, "text": " Dada, what up, Christopher?"}, {"start": 3803.7200000000003, "end": 3804.7200000000003, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 3806.7200000000003, "end": 3807.7200000000003, "text": " Cap."}, {"start": 3807.7200000000003, "end": 3817.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, you can put it on your helmet? Sick. So sick."}, {"start": 3817.7200000000003, "end": 3824.7200000000003, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get out of here."}, {"start": 3824.7200000000003, "end": 3829.7200000000003, "text": " Ah, this takes forever."}, {"start": 3829.7200000000003, "end": 3833.7200000000003, "text": " Oh hey, it's you!"}, {"start": 3833.7200000000003, "end": 3838.7200000000003, "text": " Level up, guy."}, {"start": 3838.7200000000003, "end": 3843.7200000000003, "text": " Four health, three health."}, {"start": 3843.7200000000003, "end": 3850.4, "text": " 4 health, 3 health, 3, 4."}, {"start": 3850.4, "end": 3853.1600000000003, "text": " Now let's up this spike a bit."}, {"start": 3853.1600000000003, "end": 3857.96, "text": " I do get a lot of health, man, it's good shit."}, {"start": 3857.96, "end": 3863.0800000000004, "text": " Oh, I could get it."}, {"start": 3863.0800000000004, "end": 3865.5200000000004, "text": " I mean, it's glock, though."}, {"start": 3865.5200000000004, "end": 3868.5200000000004, "text": " It's not like I'm going to lose a glock."}, {"start": 3868.52, "end": 3884.56, "text": " You need ammo though."}, {"start": 3884.56, "end": 3885.56, "text": " I'll buy it."}, {"start": 3885.56, "end": 3887.56, "text": " I'll buy it."}, {"start": 3887.56, "end": 3889.56, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 3889.56, "end": 3894.56, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 3894.56, "end": 3905.56, "text": " Nascenda- oh there it says right there."}, {"start": 3905.56, "end": 3916.56, "text": " Okay, well I don't have any ammo."}, {"start": 3916.56, "end": 3922.72, "text": " I don't have any ammo!"}, {"start": 3922.72, "end": 3928.96, "text": " He's so G when he's firing dude."}, {"start": 3928.96, "end": 3935.96, "text": " But no ammo, no RIS."}, {"start": 3935.96, "end": 3955.64, "text": " Well, game's not planned out for this game, uh, well I'll be going for 4 days after today,"}, {"start": 3955.64, "end": 3958.6, "text": " uh, cause I'm going to Rotterdam."}, {"start": 3958.6, "end": 3964.12, "text": " But then, uh, I'm gonna finish this game and then it's Gothic Remake, dude."}, {"start": 3964.12, "end": 3968.0, "text": " Fucking remake I'm so excited for coffee. Huh? Oh"}, {"start": 3970.7599999999998, "end": 3972.7599999999998, "text": " These will throw you down"}, {"start": 3979.48, "end": 3981.48, "text": " Right, so what about the middle one"}, {"start": 3981.48, "end": 3996.48, "text": " Something shiny above me here. It's a chest."}, {"start": 3996.48, "end": 4002.48, "text": " Yeah, apparently Gothic Remake has a permadeath mode, yeah."}, {"start": 4002.48, "end": 4027.96, "text": " Impulse and faith huh?"}, {"start": 4027.96, "end": 4030.8, "text": " I'm still a Kirillkmaxing though, until I've-"}, {"start": 4030.8, "end": 4037.2, "text": " Cause I wanna switch weapon, but for that I need to respec and I just don't remember where the respec statue is."}, {"start": 4044.54, "end": 4050.66, "text": " Unless it maybe like, comes down into your... hub when you interact with it the first time?"}, {"start": 4050.96, "end": 4052.4, "text": " I should check that actually."}, {"start": 4052.4, "end": 4057.9, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm saying."}, {"start": 4057.9, "end": 4058.9, "text": " G'nia-Ral."}, {"start": 4058.9, "end": 4061.34, "text": " Enjoy the Garf party in Rotterdam."}, {"start": 4061.34, "end": 4066.5, "text": " Some nice hot lasagna under the hot sun with Garf Cart being the only entertainment."}, {"start": 4066.5, "end": 4067.5, "text": " Garflet."}, {"start": 4067.5, "end": 4071.1, "text": " There is no Garf party, but there is a Garflet party."}, {"start": 4071.1, "end": 4073.82, "text": " Like the game, the Garflet, you know."}, {"start": 4073.82, "end": 4079.14, "text": " There is that, so that's pretty sick."}, {"start": 4079.14, "end": 4109.0599999999995, "text": " Where are they?"}, {"start": 4109.06, "end": 4111.06, "text": " You can go up here."}, {"start": 4111.06, "end": 4116.06, "text": " Ah fuck."}, {"start": 4116.06, "end": 4118.06, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 4118.06, "end": 4131.06, "text": " Oh yeah, Destiny 2 being over."}, {"start": 4131.06, "end": 4132.06, "text": " True."}, {"start": 4132.06, "end": 4135.06, "text": " Ah, what the fuck!"}, {"start": 4135.06, "end": 4136.06, "text": " Blind!"}, {"start": 4136.06, "end": 4138.06, "text": " How punishing are the falls on this one?"}, {"start": 4138.06, "end": 4142.9800000000005, "text": " They are getting there for sure they are. Where the hell am I now?"}, {"start": 4151.4800000000005, "end": 4159.080000000001, "text": " Wait, am I? Is this where I fell? I have no idea."}, {"start": 4168.06, "end": 4189.1, "text": " Okay, Triswell, thanks for the one year I was born game from 1 to 10."}, {"start": 4189.1, "end": 4192.9400000000005, "text": " It was very good."}, {"start": 4192.9400000000005, "end": 4195.14, "text": " I'm bad with that question."}, {"start": 4195.14, "end": 4200.9800000000005, "text": " Oh there's the marble guy. No it was it was legit it was good it was good as"}, {"start": 4200.9800000000005, "end": 4203.900000000001, "text": " hell. It was."}, {"start": 4208.62, "end": 4211.900000000001, "text": " Hey you!"}, {"start": 4211.9, "end": 4227.9, "text": " So many paths here. Where do I go? Where am I now? Oh, a chest. Okay."}, {"start": 4227.9, "end": 4240.9, "text": " Okay, you... sure?"}, {"start": 4240.9, "end": 4247.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4247.46, "end": 4250.98, "text": " So is this the beginning of the sewers?"}, {"start": 4250.98, "end": 4251.98, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 4251.98, "end": 4252.98, "text": " I don't think."}, {"start": 4252.98, "end": 4253.98, "text": " Or is it?"}, {"start": 4253.98, "end": 4254.98, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 4254.9800000000005, "end": 4267.360000000001, "text": " Okay, it is so many paths, but I did unlock a shortcut so that's cool"}, {"start": 4284.9800000000005, "end": 4299.38, "text": " I don't remember where the short oh yeah it's it was up here right I think so yeah this"}, {"start": 4299.38, "end": 4309.900000000001, "text": " is a shortcut I yeah it should be right because then you go here and then you drop"}, {"start": 4309.9, "end": 4337.46, "text": " here but now I'm just back here well fuck the shortcut I'm just gonna move"}, {"start": 4367.46, "end": 4370.46, "text": " Salving talks to the chatters? Yeah, good."}, {"start": 4374.46, "end": 4375.46, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 4378.46, "end": 4381.46, "text": " Soon enough, the brakes will come flying."}, {"start": 4397.46, "end": 4423.46, "text": " Okay, now I'm back here, yeah this is where I did the pipe stuff, right."}, {"start": 4423.46, "end": 4438.16, "text": " could be see I yeah I've already been through where I am now so I've already gotten these"}, {"start": 4438.16, "end": 4467.88, "text": " secrets or whatever how do you find double seven is really good"}, {"start": 4467.88, "end": 4472.88, "text": " You little rat!"}, {"start": 4472.88, "end": 4482.62, "text": " Were you troubled or did you take something to play with you?"}, {"start": 4482.62, "end": 4483.62, "text": " Maybe a..."}, {"start": 4483.62, "end": 4485.32, "text": " Yeah, I take a steam deck with me, yeah."}, {"start": 4485.32, "end": 4486.6, "text": " You hated this enemy?"}, {"start": 4486.6, "end": 4488.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, they are."}, {"start": 4488.4400000000005, "end": 4495.4400000000005, "text": " they are quite something they are"}, {"start": 4506.4400000000005, "end": 4509.4400000000005, "text": " and actually if i follow up with a kick"}, {"start": 4509.4400000000005, "end": 4512.4400000000005, "text": " this guy is out pit out"}, {"start": 4512.4400000000005, "end": 4514.4400000000005, "text": " SHOCK! SHOCK!"}, {"start": 4520.4400000000005, "end": 4525.76, "text": " You don't have a game lost the feeling of stress you might fall down after game now the fault no it's starting now dark end"}, {"start": 4526.000000000001, "end": 4529.960000000001, "text": " Here in the sewers is when you're the falls are getting brutal I noticed"}, {"start": 4531.120000000001, "end": 4535.4800000000005, "text": " Even before it the higher up you go the worse it gets for sure"}, {"start": 4542.4400000000005, "end": 4555.160000000001, "text": " How do you- oh my god I'm gonna die- wait I haven't- do I have food?"}, {"start": 4555.160000000001, "end": 4557.88, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 4557.88, "end": 4561.72, "text": " HELLO THAT DAD!"}, {"start": 4561.72, "end": 4570.280000000001, "text": " Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,"}, {"start": 4570.28, "end": 4596.44, "text": " see what I mean see what I mean I was all the way back to the beginning of the"}, {"start": 4596.4400000000005, "end": 4602.88, "text": " area fall after fall equals wait hold on I did you can't pause this game hold on"}, {"start": 4602.88, "end": 4606.84, "text": " link me that when I am safe"}, {"start": 4616.040000000001, "end": 4620.240000000001, "text": " dude when can I attack"}, {"start": 4626.4400000000005, "end": 4640.240000000001, "text": " Wait, was that a fucking joke?"}, {"start": 4640.240000000001, "end": 4642.740000000001, "text": " Was that a co-op guy?"}, {"start": 4642.740000000001, "end": 4647.240000000001, "text": " I think that was a co-op guy, right?"}, {"start": 4647.240000000001, "end": 4650.240000000001, "text": " It was a player?"}, {"start": 4650.24, "end": 4660.88, "text": " Are you fucking joking me?"}, {"start": 4660.88, "end": 4661.88, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 4661.88, "end": 4662.88, "text": " Oh, I'm so tilted."}, {"start": 4662.88, "end": 4663.88, "text": " Oh, I'm so tilted."}, {"start": 4663.88, "end": 4664.88, "text": " That is so awesome."}, {"start": 4664.88, "end": 4665.88, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 4665.88, "end": 4680.88, "text": " Oh, I'm so tilted, oh, I'm so tilted, oh, I'm so tilted, that is so awesome, awesome,"}, {"start": 4680.88, "end": 4689.36, "text": " yes, sorry, I don't know why did that."}, {"start": 4689.36, "end": 4691.36, "text": " Well, I'm fucking back out here again."}, {"start": 4702.36, "end": 4704.36, "text": " Afternoon, Dark Gloriant! Hey, Eskilar!"}, {"start": 4704.36, "end": 4707.36, "text": " Yo, I just hit that thing in God Rank for the first time!"}, {"start": 4707.36, "end": 4709.36, "text": " May I have one of the small local tournaments in Germany?"}, {"start": 4709.36, "end": 4711.36, "text": " Yo, good luck, Eskilar! Nice work, man!"}, {"start": 4712.36, "end": 4713.36, "text": " Beast!"}, {"start": 4719.36, "end": 4721.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4735.9, "end": 4739.92, "text": " Okay, I guess I'm looking to chop her a bit until I just let me get up there"}, {"start": 4749.36, "end": 4774.36, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 4774.36, "end": 4798.28, "text": " Oh, this enemy, I swear."}, {"start": 4798.28, "end": 4801.599999999999, "text": " Yeah, this is the same bibs as the original Jump King, yeah."}, {"start": 4801.599999999999, "end": 4803.04, "text": " This is their new game."}, {"start": 4803.04, "end": 4805.04, "text": " It's soul's jumping."}, {"start": 4809.04, "end": 4811.04, "text": " And it's very good."}, {"start": 4811.04, "end": 4813.04, "text": " Aw, for fuck's sake."}, {"start": 4833.04, "end": 4861.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4861.04, "end": 4872.12, "text": " Well this game got full release now, it was early access."}, {"start": 4872.12, "end": 4873.12, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 4873.12, "end": 4881.88, "text": " I shouldn't fail that jump so bad."}, {"start": 4881.88, "end": 4883.2, "text": " That's actually washed."}, {"start": 4883.2, "end": 4885.72, "text": " I should not fail that jump."}, {"start": 4885.72, "end": 4890.8, "text": " Well actually it's not washed, it's just it's no warmup."}, {"start": 4890.8, "end": 4901.22, "text": " no proper warm up I need a warm warming up is almost complete I don't know if I"}, {"start": 4901.22, "end": 4906.04, "text": " opened up three shortcuts I'm so confused by them I might I think I opened"}, {"start": 4906.04, "end": 4913.84, "text": " up some shortcuts somewhere like maybe this door was a shortcut or something I"}, {"start": 4913.84, "end": 4927.62, "text": " don't know and I have no slope either"}, {"start": 4927.62, "end": 4942.78, "text": " well there's slope to get here though I mean a slope"}, {"start": 4947.9, "end": 4953.78, "text": " it might be it's probably a shortcut I'm off I'm just too dead to remember like"}, {"start": 4953.78, "end": 4955.38, "text": " Where it goes and shit."}, {"start": 4957.78, "end": 4961.78, "text": " I mean I also went up here, and this took me..."}, {"start": 4964.48, "end": 4968.08, "text": " Did I do this part? I mean I did go up here."}, {"start": 4970.78, "end": 4973.679999999999, "text": " Did I get everything that was there? I don't know."}, {"start": 4974.88, "end": 4975.98, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 4975.9800000000005, "end": 4989.46, "text": " Oh, I got this stuff. I have sewer key, yeah, I do. Oh, yeah, this is where I died."}, {"start": 4989.46, "end": 4994.46, "text": " All right, lock in now. You know what? Take a cigarette, fuck it."}, {"start": 5005.9800000000005, "end": 5035.1, "text": " oh no guys"}, {"start": 5035.1, "end": 5044.18, "text": " Okay, where am I?"}, {"start": 5044.18, "end": 5048.3, "text": " Ah, let's go top left."}, {"start": 5048.3, "end": 5050.42, "text": " Chests."}, {"start": 5050.42, "end": 5053.38, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 5053.38, "end": 5056.38, "text": " Chests. Okay, sure."}, {"start": 5069.38, "end": 5081.38, "text": " Okay, all good. Yo, duck, what's going on? I'm fine, I'm fine. Mina the Holoworker? Um, not right now, no. Not as of now."}, {"start": 5083.38, "end": 5092.5, "text": " Oh, rainforest filament, that's for armor upgrades."}, {"start": 5092.5, "end": 5099.3, "text": " Now music isn't disabled, the issue is that ominous here."}, {"start": 5099.3, "end": 5101.3, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 5101.3, "end": 5106.06, "text": " Okay, where am I now?"}, {"start": 5106.06, "end": 5110.62, "text": " I'm up here."}, {"start": 5110.62, "end": 5111.62, "text": " Door here."}, {"start": 5111.62, "end": 5113.62, "text": " Is this a shortcut?"}, {"start": 5114.5, "end": 5117.38, "text": " Well, oh is that the secret sewer key probably?"}, {"start": 5137.26, "end": 5139.26, "text": " Guys come on"}, {"start": 5141.62, "end": 5154.14, "text": " come on up here buddy and this is the secret sewer key yes now I'm I think I"}, {"start": 5154.14, "end": 5158.099999999999, "text": " unlock a shortcut now I believe so"}, {"start": 5158.1, "end": 5168.96, "text": " Fucking A, okay, uh, this area is huge."}, {"start": 5168.96, "end": 5172.18, "text": " Absolutely huge."}, {"start": 5172.18, "end": 5175.06, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 5202.18, "end": 5218.66, "text": " Okay. How many enemies are here? And what's this?"}, {"start": 5218.66, "end": 5220.18, "text": " That's above..."}, {"start": 5220.18, "end": 5226.18, "text": " Oh, are these enemies going to respawn every time?"}, {"start": 5226.18, "end": 5229.18, "text": " Okay, let me go here then and see what's up."}, {"start": 5236.18, "end": 5238.18, "text": " Yeah, okay, that's over here."}, {"start": 5238.18, "end": 5241.18, "text": " Alright, well that's a shortcut, that's a nice shortcut."}, {"start": 5242.18, "end": 5244.18, "text": " Uh, you also have Slope and another gate here."}, {"start": 5245.18, "end": 5247.18, "text": " Did I finish up all this time? Yes!"}, {"start": 5247.18, "end": 5248.18, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 5252.18, "end": 5254.18, "text": " Locked from the other side."}, {"start": 5256.18, "end": 5260.18, "text": " Is the goal in this game to reach the top like jumping?"}, {"start": 5260.18, "end": 5261.68, "text": " Yes, yeah, it is."}, {"start": 5261.68, "end": 5263.18, "text": " There's a babe at the top."}, {"start": 5263.18, "end": 5268.18, "text": " And the big bad guy is using her for power apparently."}, {"start": 5268.18, "end": 5271.18, "text": " So you gotta stop them."}, {"start": 5271.18, "end": 5273.18, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 5286.18, "end": 5296.860000000001, "text": " wait so what area is is that door I don't know oh it's the door up there to my"}, {"start": 5296.860000000001, "end": 5300.22, "text": " right yeah okay"}, {"start": 5300.22, "end": 5307.22, "text": " Oh, good job."}, {"start": 5307.22, "end": 5316.22, "text": " I can't high jump up here."}, {"start": 5316.22, "end": 5318.22, "text": " Oh, no, you're close."}, {"start": 5318.22, "end": 5321.22, "text": " That one looks good, but I don't know if it's worth that much money."}, {"start": 5321.22, "end": 5324.22, "text": " Yeah, it's good, but no, it doesn't hurt to wait."}, {"start": 5324.22, "end": 5332.58, "text": " wait it's a great game but yeah I mean I guess if you're like an ultra mega"}, {"start": 5332.58, "end": 5335.42, "text": " bonfan yeah"}, {"start": 5335.42, "end": 5356.22, "text": " Yeah, just as I thought, Merciless Tiny Mudman, merely Merciless."}, {"start": 5356.22, "end": 5361.46, "text": " You have no chance against Faddawn."}, {"start": 5361.46, "end": 5363.22, "text": " Don't even try him."}, {"start": 5363.22, "end": 5364.22, "text": " You should give up."}, {"start": 5364.22, "end": 5366.22, "text": " You'll never get out of the upper exit."}, {"start": 5366.860000000001, "end": 5369.860000000001, "text": " If I'm gone, we'll send you flying down in one ping flat."}, {"start": 5370.54, "end": 5373.740000000001, "text": " Heck, even I will beat you down if I could get out of this hole!"}, {"start": 5375.02, "end": 5376.14, "text": " So you wanna play my game?"}, {"start": 5376.3, "end": 5378.3, "text": " First, give me your marbles. No."}, {"start": 5378.9800000000005, "end": 5379.4800000000005, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5380.3, "end": 5380.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 5382.780000000001, "end": 5384.780000000001, "text": " No marbles? Get out of here or I'll get all mad."}, {"start": 5386.58, "end": 5389.14, "text": " You know what? I'll play your fucking game. Let's see what happens."}, {"start": 5389.72, "end": 5391.72, "text": " Ooh, don't mind if I do take that."}, {"start": 5391.96, "end": 5392.46, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5392.46, "end": 5397.1, "text": " Ready to play the game is simple all you have to do is guess how many fingers I hold up"}, {"start": 5400.22, "end": 5402.22, "text": " Starting now how many"}, {"start": 5404.78, "end": 5410.46, "text": " Three no, I don't even have fingers mud fit. Let's play again"}, {"start": 5413.14, "end": 5415.14, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5415.82, "end": 5420.58, "text": " Ready to play the game simple how many fingers zero"}, {"start": 5422.46, "end": 5424.46, "text": " You think you're smart, guy, eh?"}, {"start": 5424.46, "end": 5426.46, "text": " Just cause I don't have any fingers."}, {"start": 5426.46, "end": 5428.46, "text": " You think you can scan me back, huh?"}, {"start": 5428.46, "end": 5430.46, "text": " Here's your marbles, damn mud-faced stinker."}, {"start": 5430.46, "end": 5432.46, "text": " Just wait till I tell fat Dawn about this."}, {"start": 5432.46, "end": 5434.46, "text": " I just gotta get out of this hole."}, {"start": 5434.46, "end": 5436.46, "text": " Alright, plus, minus, zero, I guess."}, {"start": 5440.46, "end": 5444.46, "text": " I could have sworn they had like three fingers when I looked at their, like,"}, {"start": 5444.46, "end": 5446.46, "text": " when I fought them, but no, obviously they don't."}, {"start": 5446.46, "end": 5448.46, "text": " You see them right here."}, {"start": 5448.46, "end": 5450.46, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5452.46, "end": 5454.46, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5459.46, "end": 5460.46, "text": " Slow!"}, {"start": 5460.46, "end": 5461.46, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5461.46, "end": 5462.46, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5472.46, "end": 5474.46, "text": " Careful! Ah!"}, {"start": 5474.46, "end": 5476.46, "text": " I'm besmerged!"}, {"start": 5476.46, "end": 5478.46, "text": " Wait! Oh my god, how do you cure this?"}, {"start": 5478.46, "end": 5479.46, "text": " Yikes!"}, {"start": 5482.46, "end": 5483.18, "text": " Madoil?"}, {"start": 5486.7, "end": 5488.22, "text": " Oh, it worked. Okay."}, {"start": 5507.18, "end": 5510.86, "text": " The platforming is definitely getting more difficult."}, {"start": 5512.46, "end": 5519.9800000000005, "text": " okay uh there's a boss here let's see what it's all about"}, {"start": 5519.9800000000005, "end": 5524.9, "text": " James thanks for the one good be easy thanks 50 thank you guys"}, {"start": 5524.900000000001, "end": 5535.900000000001, "text": " Oh fuck wait, how am I supposed to holy shit"}, {"start": 5535.900000000001, "end": 5537.900000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5549.900000000001, "end": 5551.900000000001, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 5554.900000000001, "end": 5556.900000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5556.900000000001, "end": 5558.900000000001, "text": " Curious."}, {"start": 5558.900000000001, "end": 5583.420000000001, "text": " That's why some guy fell on solid, yeah."}, {"start": 5583.42, "end": 5587.02, "text": " I mean, you can keep going though, but you probably need like a key or whatever."}, {"start": 5613.42, "end": 5640.1, "text": " Are you kidding me? I was destroying you."}, {"start": 5640.1, "end": 5643.38, "text": " I was like, that was it. That was it. I should have killed him."}, {"start": 5643.38, "end": 5645.38, "text": " right there cuz I'm never gonna get that again"}, {"start": 5647.7, "end": 5651.86, "text": " cigarettes they give you like a resistance uh increase resilience"}, {"start": 5651.86, "end": 5658.02, "text": " i noticed that your vape nation and the game aren't correct because it says jump king and only going up"}, {"start": 5658.02, "end": 5663.62, "text": " but all i see here is falling down i'm not even falling down i'm downloading the game for guys"}, {"start": 5663.62, "end": 5665.9400000000005, "text": " so could you please correct it or clarify"}, {"start": 5665.9400000000005, "end": 5668.660000000001, "text": " BAAAHAHAHA, FALL GUYS!"}, {"start": 5668.660000000001, "end": 5671.660000000001, "text": " HAHAHAHA, NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 5671.660000000001, "end": 5672.660000000001, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 5672.660000000001, "end": 5673.660000000001, "text": " Thank you, Tariq."}, {"start": 5688.160000000001, "end": 5690.22, "text": " Told ya, I'm never gonna get that again."}, {"start": 5690.22, "end": 5692.22, "text": " I was acing him, cuz I got a parry."}, {"start": 5695.9400000000005, "end": 5697.9400000000005, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5703.3, "end": 5705.3, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5725.9400000000005, "end": 5738.14, "text": " I'm trying to get a parry!"}, {"start": 5738.14, "end": 5740.900000000001, "text": " Ahhhhh!"}, {"start": 5770.900000000001, "end": 5800.22, "text": " I don't really get the peri frames with this shield."}, {"start": 5800.22, "end": 5805.56, "text": " it's so easy sometimes I feel like you just can't get a very with it it's like"}, {"start": 5805.56, "end": 5808.360000000001, "text": " impossible"}, {"start": 5818.22, "end": 5825.96, "text": " yeah no idea salad no no idea where they are"}, {"start": 5830.22, "end": 5852.22, "text": " Let me see, uh, where is it, where's the book, quest here."}, {"start": 5852.22, "end": 5869.54, "text": " Oh, one to three stars are up in case that is of unusually high quality cool, oh cool"}, {"start": 5869.54, "end": 5876.54, "text": " Oh, I don't know that."}, {"start": 5876.54, "end": 5879.54, "text": " Defense."}, {"start": 5879.54, "end": 5882.54, "text": " To continue the mission, yeah, blocking the mission."}, {"start": 5882.54, "end": 5891.54, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 5891.54, "end": 5892.54, "text": " Party."}, {"start": 5892.54, "end": 5898.54, "text": " No parry."}, {"start": 5898.54, "end": 5902.54, "text": " He doesn't say we're in defense, no?"}, {"start": 5907.54, "end": 5909.54, "text": " Maybe I'm blind."}, {"start": 5911.54, "end": 5914.54, "text": " Yeah, shield surf. I don't have any slope."}, {"start": 5914.54, "end": 5916.54, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5928.54, "end": 5952.54, "text": " That doesn't say anything about parrying, only blocking."}, {"start": 5952.54, "end": 5963.9, "text": " I tend to get perished when I just pull out the shield when they hit you, right?"}, {"start": 5963.9, "end": 5965.1, "text": " You have a parry thing in your book?"}, {"start": 5965.1, "end": 5966.1, "text": " I never had it."}, {"start": 5966.1, "end": 5967.1, "text": " I checked the book early on."}, {"start": 5967.1, "end": 5972.3, "text": " It never said anything about parrying."}, {"start": 5972.3, "end": 5973.3, "text": " He's cheating."}, {"start": 5973.3, "end": 5974.3, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 5974.3, "end": 5977.3, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 5986.3, "end": 5989.3, "text": " An NPC? Maybe someone in the hub."}, {"start": 5989.3, "end": 5991.3, "text": " Oh for fuck's sake."}, {"start": 5993.3, "end": 5996.3, "text": " Let me out!"}, {"start": 5997.3, "end": 6000.3, "text": " What the- Dude! What is this blocking?"}, {"start": 6000.3, "end": 6002.3, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6002.3, "end": 6004.3, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 6004.3, "end": 6006.3, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6006.3, "end": 6008.3, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 6010.3, "end": 6012.3, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 6012.3, "end": 6014.3, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 6014.3, "end": 6018.3, "text": " No, maybe it's because you have a different shield salad."}, {"start": 6018.3, "end": 6020.3, "text": " No, that wouldn't make sense, though."}, {"start": 6020.3, "end": 6022.3, "text": " That wouldn't make sense."}, {"start": 6022.3, "end": 6026.3, "text": " Because parrying is so strong in this game."}, {"start": 6026.3, "end": 6030.3, "text": " You get so much down, like you get so many attacks in."}, {"start": 6032.3, "end": 6039.46, "text": " So I'd like to see what like how it works, but I didn't see any"}, {"start": 6044.46, "end": 6048.52, "text": " This I let's kill this sloppy ass monster the avalar"}, {"start": 6048.52, "end": 6062.52, "text": " Oh, I got the smoke, let's go!"}, {"start": 6108.52, "end": 6122.6, "text": " Unless you jump, I can't get out of here."}, {"start": 6122.6, "end": 6123.6, "text": " Police?"}, {"start": 6123.6, "end": 6124.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6124.6, "end": 6126.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6150.6, "end": 6152.6, "text": " Man! Please jump!"}, {"start": 6154.6, "end": 6155.1, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 6158.4800000000005, "end": 6158.9800000000005, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6158.9800000000005, "end": 6159.4800000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6160.280000000001, "end": 6160.780000000001, "text": " Hard!"}, {"start": 6170.4800000000005, "end": 6170.9800000000005, "text": " Perry!"}, {"start": 6170.9800000000005, "end": 6171.4800000000005, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 6172.02, "end": 6172.52, "text": " That's what-"}, {"start": 6172.52, "end": 6173.52, "text": " How was that a Perry?"}, {"start": 6173.52, "end": 6174.02, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 6175.280000000001, "end": 6175.780000000001, "text": " I- I-"}, {"start": 6175.780000000001, "end": 6176.280000000001, "text": " I-"}, {"start": 6176.280000000001, "end": 6177.120000000001, "text": " Okay, maybe..."}, {"start": 6178.42, "end": 6179.160000000001, "text": " Maybe..."}, {"start": 6179.96, "end": 6180.900000000001, "text": " It's, uh..."}, {"start": 6180.900000000001, "end": 6182.860000000001, "text": " As per Wiki, while not wielding a shield,"}, {"start": 6182.860000000001, "end": 6186.380000000001, "text": " Taking it out right before the incoming attack will either perfect block or parry."}, {"start": 6186.380000000001, "end": 6191.420000000001, "text": " The window is quite small if I remember whether an attack can be parried or perfect block depends on the attack itself."}, {"start": 6191.420000000001, "end": 6196.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I guess it's certain attacks, but right there I got a parry in the end and I had my-"}, {"start": 6196.9400000000005, "end": 6199.9800000000005, "text": " I put out my shield super early and it worked."}, {"start": 6202.540000000001, "end": 6204.540000000001, "text": " It might be that- you see that?"}, {"start": 6206.06, "end": 6206.56, "text": " There."}, {"start": 6209.26, "end": 6211.26, "text": " I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai."}, {"start": 6211.26, "end": 6212.380000000001, "text": " Okay, we're good though."}, {"start": 6212.860000000001, "end": 6216.860000000001, "text": " We got some stuff. A cigar. Smoke to temporarily increase."}, {"start": 6216.860000000001, "end": 6219.860000000001, "text": " Okay, you. Sure, sure, sure. All good."}, {"start": 6219.860000000001, "end": 6223.860000000001, "text": " I think we got some keys. Do we get a key?"}, {"start": 6225.860000000001, "end": 6230.860000000001, "text": " Yes. Uh, no. Oh, rattling pipe club. Oh shit!"}, {"start": 6230.860000000001, "end": 6234.860000000001, "text": " It's really good. It's very good."}, {"start": 6236.860000000001, "end": 6240.860000000001, "text": " It scales with all of my stuff."}, {"start": 6240.860000000001, "end": 6246.580000000001, "text": " if I just yeah this is actually better than my weapon if I just increase my"}, {"start": 6246.580000000001, "end": 6254.500000000001, "text": " crudeness it's actually way stronger yeah it's level nine yeah pipe"}, {"start": 6254.500000000001, "end": 6265.780000000001, "text": " bonk bonk bonk who's oh I like it who's and super attack is fumble"}, {"start": 6270.860000000001, "end": 6287.420000000001, "text": " short range boy new delivery guy huh huh you don't look like one of us wait"}, {"start": 6287.420000000001, "end": 6294.620000000001, "text": " you're a stick in mud face where's five dawn five dawn help your L aren't you"}, {"start": 6294.62, "end": 6299.14, "text": " Yeah, you're... you're currently OAS, let me see here."}, {"start": 6300.0199999999995, "end": 6306.0199999999995, "text": " 13,939 marbles? No fucking way. Now scram!"}, {"start": 6308.0199999999995, "end": 6312.92, "text": " Oh, he's back. But if it isn't my favorite mudded friend, hell I'm here to pay back your debt, right?"}, {"start": 6312.92, "end": 6319.82, "text": " Remember there's interest. You're currently OAS, let me see. 15,000, no way. Now scram!"}, {"start": 6324.62, "end": 6338.98, "text": " What do you think of the James Bond on the low seven game?"}, {"start": 6338.98, "end": 6339.98, "text": " I thought it was great."}, {"start": 6339.98, "end": 6346.98, "text": " It was really, really good, yeah."}, {"start": 6346.9800000000005, "end": 6362.26, "text": " I like this pipe man rattling pipe club it's funny"}, {"start": 6362.26, "end": 6376.42, "text": " for the only reason it's less well it is plus nine but also I only have six"}, {"start": 6376.42, "end": 6382.66, "text": " of that versus 11 of that so it's a huge difference"}, {"start": 6390.62, "end": 6397.78, "text": " wait don't X waters that I missed something oh shit right oh that's an"}, {"start": 6397.78, "end": 6411.42, "text": " interesting scaling wow double SWAT flying smack retreat whack oh I can't"}, {"start": 6411.42, "end": 6422.0199999999995, "text": " attack you right huge damage on this huge"}, {"start": 6427.78, "end": 6429.78, "text": " Wait, who are you?"}, {"start": 6430.679999999999, "end": 6433.179999999999, "text": " Mirox and things be calling your name."}, {"start": 6434.08, "end": 6435.48, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6435.48, "end": 6437.98, "text": " Oh shit, you can buy..."}, {"start": 6438.98, "end": 6441.48, "text": " Upgrade material here. Oh!"}, {"start": 6442.179999999999, "end": 6443.679999999999, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 6451.58, "end": 6455.679999999999, "text": " You should replay all Jump Kickmacks with Giant Boots and Snakering. Uh, no!"}, {"start": 6455.68, "end": 6459.68, "text": " I don't think I should. No."}, {"start": 6470.68, "end": 6472.68, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 6474.68, "end": 6481.68, "text": " You think I'll ever try to beat that one Jump King map? You mean immortal babe? Nah. Nah."}, {"start": 6485.68, "end": 6503.04, "text": " So, yeah, that means I can upgrade my gear."}, {"start": 6503.04, "end": 6516.84, "text": " Yeah, I need a harder one. Yeah, level four. Level four now, for this stuff."}, {"start": 6516.84, "end": 6522.84, "text": " And it's only level three here. Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 6522.84, "end": 6528.84, "text": " Cool. Oh, yeah, bowler hat. Yeah."}, {"start": 6528.84, "end": 6530.84, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 6543.24, "end": 6545.24, "text": " Oh wait, this is a dual-wield weapon!"}, {"start": 6548.2, "end": 6550.2, "text": " Cool!"}, {"start": 6558.84, "end": 6560.84, "text": " That's an attack!"}, {"start": 6567.64, "end": 6569.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6576.72, "end": 6582.84, "text": " Hey, it's kind of cool, you know, how do you store now again? Don't I need to unlock the blacksmith for that I?"}, {"start": 6584.96, "end": 6586.96, "text": " Believe so I"}, {"start": 6586.96, "end": 6592.32, "text": " I mean, you gotta like find his charcoals or whatever."}, {"start": 6592.32, "end": 6598.08, "text": " There's your ready young one."}, {"start": 6598.08, "end": 6600.4, "text": " Check your handbook for some of my compiled notes on-"}, {"start": 6600.4, "end": 6601.4, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6601.4, "end": 6604.94, "text": " This is why you have parrying in your notebook, salad."}, {"start": 6604.94, "end": 6608.04, "text": " This is why."}, {"start": 6608.04, "end": 6619.8, "text": " The balance among four humours results in the greatest benefit to health even an unbalanced"}, {"start": 6619.8, "end": 6624.8, "text": " one may balance the two or three that he has to keep his health as high as possible."}, {"start": 6624.8, "end": 6636.76, "text": " Let's see now if it's going to talk about parrying."}, {"start": 6636.76, "end": 6645.06, "text": " Jumping and jumping with a brandish weapon or while wielding a shield is slower and more cumbersome neutral jumps not holding a directional jumping can be used strategically in combat."}, {"start": 6645.06, "end": 6645.360000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6648.16, "end": 6653.16, "text": " Yeah, here by timing the moment you equip your shield, you can parry attacks, causing your foe to stagger."}, {"start": 6653.860000000001, "end": 6656.56, "text": " Watch out for the moment that the shield is extended."}, {"start": 6656.56, "end": 6657.56, "text": " Yeah, I saw that."}, {"start": 6659.860000000001, "end": 6661.66, "text": " Certain attacks cannot be parried."}, {"start": 6661.66, "end": 6666.16, "text": " These are instead perfect blocked, letting you continue your movement uninterrupted."}, {"start": 6666.16, "end": 6669.46, "text": " Not all shields are able to parry, some is the only perfect block."}, {"start": 6670.4, "end": 6673.86, "text": " Okay, it's determined by the weight of the shield."}, {"start": 6674.9, "end": 6679.26, "text": " So, I'm guessing my shield can't actually parry, or..."}, {"start": 6679.26, "end": 6681.22, "text": " I swear I did it in that fight, though."}, {"start": 6681.22, "end": 6682.22, "text": " Thank you, PBT."}, {"start": 6692.36, "end": 6695.0599999999995, "text": " By using attacks in certain sequence, you can hit more stuff faster."}, {"start": 6695.06, "end": 6698.400000000001, "text": " You can cancel the recovery of a connected chain attack by performing another attack."}, {"start": 6699.360000000001, "end": 6702.360000000001, "text": " Begin with quick chain attacks and end your string with a power blow."}, {"start": 6709.860000000001, "end": 6714.46, "text": " Wall shields are if you can land and jump on slopes, which would normally not be walkable."}, {"start": 6714.660000000001, "end": 6717.06, "text": " Oh. Oh, PBT, thank you."}, {"start": 6717.76, "end": 6720.06, "text": " I did parry. Yeah, it was, right?"}, {"start": 6721.06, "end": 6722.06, "text": " Not crazy."}, {"start": 6725.06, "end": 6744.3, "text": " Oh, I should probably upgrade this shield, actually."}, {"start": 6744.3, "end": 6747.22, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 6747.22, "end": 6750.26, "text": " I think that they get staggered if you parry a whole combo."}, {"start": 6750.26, "end": 6752.620000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 6752.62, "end": 6753.62, "text": " True."}, {"start": 6775.62, "end": 6776.62, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6780.62, "end": 6781.62, "text": " Yo, and jelly."}, {"start": 6782.62, "end": 6784.94, "text": " Well, I wonder how these weapons are."}, {"start": 6790.38, "end": 6791.58, "text": " I like the jump attack."}, {"start": 6793.099999999999, "end": 6793.78, "text": " It's kind of cool."}, {"start": 6794.18, "end": 6795.14, "text": " I was going jelly."}, {"start": 6795.18, "end": 6795.7, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6803.14, "end": 6805.94, "text": " Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob."}, {"start": 6806.0599999999995, "end": 6807.22, "text": " Femmings, it's the 105."}, {"start": 6807.26, "end": 6808.82, "text": " Can I get four elast 11?"}, {"start": 6809.34, "end": 6810.66, "text": " No, daddy, I'm like 33."}, {"start": 6810.66, "end": 6812.3, "text": " I'm going on expeditions to Japan for a month."}, {"start": 6812.3, "end": 6813.96, "text": " I didn't want some hentai souvenirs."}, {"start": 6814.96, "end": 6815.76, "text": " Fucking, eh."}, {"start": 6840.64, "end": 6841.14, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 6841.64, "end": 6842.28, "text": " Yo, chill."}, {"start": 6842.3, "end": 6849.3, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 6856.18, "end": 6857.26, "text": " Oh is he smoking?"}, {"start": 6857.26, "end": 6861.22, "text": " We're playing on the Wicked House Bond, it's great."}, {"start": 6861.22, "end": 6863.38, "text": " It's really good."}, {"start": 6863.38, "end": 6866.38, "text": " Atheric mud man that I doubt burdened me."}, {"start": 6866.38, "end": 6868.46, "text": " Bront it to me."}, {"start": 6868.46, "end": 6872.22, "text": " Yeah so this is a respect statue."}, {"start": 6872.22, "end": 6875.5, "text": " But there's more of them. Maybe you can only use them once."}, {"start": 6878.860000000001, "end": 6881.22, "text": " At least I think they are."}, {"start": 6881.66, "end": 6884.34, "text": " I haven't tried answering that yet, but I'm pretty sure they are."}, {"start": 6886.42, "end": 6887.780000000001, "text": " I don't see what else they would be."}, {"start": 6895.740000000001, "end": 6896.900000000001, "text": " I kind of like this weapon."}, {"start": 6897.54, "end": 6899.14, "text": " A special jump attack is sick."}, {"start": 6899.14, "end": 6901.14, "text": " Any upcoming game I'm hyped for?"}, {"start": 6901.14, "end": 6903.14, "text": " Golfic 1 Remake, dude!"}, {"start": 6904.64, "end": 6906.64, "text": " Fuck the sewers, I'm outta here!"}, {"start": 6906.64, "end": 6908.14, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 6909.14, "end": 6911.14, "text": " That's a lot of cigarettes."}, {"start": 6929.14, "end": 6935.5, "text": " What if Gothic Remake going as one battle theme?"}, {"start": 6935.5, "end": 6938.14, "text": " I'll still play it."}, {"start": 6938.14, "end": 6940.900000000001, "text": " I'll still play it."}, {"start": 6940.900000000001, "end": 6946.42, "text": " Oh hey, here's him again."}, {"start": 6946.42, "end": 6948.38, "text": " I'm headed to Gurgle Vale soon lad."}, {"start": 6948.38, "end": 6951.46, "text": " Finally sniffed out a proper way through."}, {"start": 6951.46, "end": 6954.58, "text": " Take care you don't take a tumble on the way over."}, {"start": 6954.58, "end": 6955.58, "text": " Down to that place."}, {"start": 6955.58, "end": 6958.1, "text": " Hope this ain't the last I see of you lad."}, {"start": 6958.1, "end": 6959.1, "text": " Got any work?"}, {"start": 6959.1, "end": 6971.660000000001, "text": " do I would like to um so you need a thousand to spin for star rating and I"}, {"start": 6971.660000000001, "end": 6978.780000000001, "text": " have 11 I think that's because you got to use the weapon to get this in currency"}, {"start": 6978.780000000001, "end": 6981.14, "text": " or whatever"}, {"start": 6981.14, "end": 6994.34, "text": " I think I met him after the fight, wasn't that him?"}, {"start": 6994.34, "end": 7004.9400000000005, "text": " I feel like it was."}, {"start": 7004.9400000000005, "end": 7005.9400000000005, "text": " Not the same?"}, {"start": 7005.9400000000005, "end": 7009.14, "text": " If I need him, I can pay him a visit, I guess."}, {"start": 7011.88, "end": 7013.080000000001, "text": " Oh, there's this guy."}, {"start": 7014.9800000000005, "end": 7015.4800000000005, "text": " Oi."}, {"start": 7016.580000000001, "end": 7018.580000000001, "text": " There is something I have to tell you, kid."}, {"start": 7018.9800000000005, "end": 7020.820000000001, "text": " I've just received new directives."}, {"start": 7021.02, "end": 7024.9800000000005, "text": " I hate to say it, but all recruitment is to stop with immediate effect."}, {"start": 7025.06, "end": 7025.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7026.22, "end": 7028.460000000001, "text": " Thing is, you're already recruited, aren't you?"}, {"start": 7029.3, "end": 7031.14, "text": " Maybe we have some wiggle room here."}, {"start": 7031.400000000001, "end": 7032.3, "text": " Huh, yeah."}, {"start": 7032.3, "end": 7036.46, "text": " Don't expect we'll be seeing each other again after this, kid."}, {"start": 7036.46, "end": 7039.54, "text": " Remember, in this world, only might makes right."}, {"start": 7039.54, "end": 7042.3, "text": " If you want to be right, you better get strong."}, {"start": 7042.3, "end": 7043.3, "text": " Simple as that."}, {"start": 7043.3, "end": 7049.6, "text": " That's how Lord Krul has never lost an argument, see?"}, {"start": 7049.6, "end": 7051.74, "text": " This will be your final assignment on me, kid."}, {"start": 7051.74, "end": 7052.74, "text": " Listen closely."}, {"start": 7052.74, "end": 7057.46, "text": " A meeting of some sort is about to take place in Ronnie's pub, just up ahead."}, {"start": 7057.46, "end": 7061.22, "text": " These guys aren't with a high order, but they're not with us either."}, {"start": 7061.22, "end": 7062.22, "text": " You get it?"}, {"start": 7062.22, "end": 7063.34, "text": " That means they're against us."}, {"start": 7063.34, "end": 7064.34, "text": " Find out what they're up to."}, {"start": 7064.34, "end": 7066.18, "text": " They'll report back to me."}, {"start": 7066.18, "end": 7068.62, "text": " In the battalion, we solve the base with action."}, {"start": 7068.62, "end": 7071.18, "text": " Gorm knows words are very unnecessary."}, {"start": 7071.18, "end": 7072.18, "text": " The axe."}, {"start": 7072.18, "end": 7074.18, "text": " That's a good argument right there."}, {"start": 7074.18, "end": 7077.5, "text": " Few know this, but Throne is the remnants of our past."}, {"start": 7077.5, "end": 7079.14, "text": " A golden age."}, {"start": 7079.14, "end": 7080.14, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 7080.14, "end": 7081.62, "text": " It was built by us, by mudmen."}, {"start": 7081.62, "end": 7084.9800000000005, "text": " These days, no one could build anything like that."}, {"start": 7084.9800000000005, "end": 7085.9800000000005, "text": " Climes are changing, kid."}, {"start": 7085.9800000000005, "end": 7088.780000000001, "text": " Lord Krillik is our only chance at the coming out on top."}, {"start": 7088.78, "end": 7090.86, "text": " He will be as the jump kings of old"}, {"start": 7092.46, "end": 7099.759999999999, "text": " Screw the stewardship disgusting sniveling cowardice is what it is the heights have stood without a true king for far too long"}, {"start": 7099.94, "end": 7105.58, "text": " Lord Kirulk is our only hope kid with the babe in his grasp who will hurl the new golden age for all mudmen"}, {"start": 7107.0599999999995, "end": 7111.94, "text": " All right, you know what I'm Susan frog you are you're eating double bull deck. Oh shit"}, {"start": 7113.179999999999, "end": 7115.179999999999, "text": " Ring of fire, huh?"}, {"start": 7115.18, "end": 7123.34, "text": " Boy comparison flex side Neil yawn"}, {"start": 7128.1, "end": 7131.1, "text": " Try Gambo a previous axe. Yeah, I could try I could just that"}, {"start": 7134.860000000001, "end": 7140.76, "text": " That one is already yeah, it's already starred. I don't think you can star it if it's already starred"}, {"start": 7145.900000000001, "end": 7147.900000000001, "text": " It is a"}, {"start": 7150.740000000001, "end": 7152.740000000001, "text": " Show comparison emote sure"}, {"start": 7156.9400000000005, "end": 7158.9400000000005, "text": " No"}, {"start": 7166.68, "end": 7171.4400000000005, "text": " Chay is just comparison. It's not the mean. All right. It's not the mean"}, {"start": 7175.18, "end": 7187.18, "text": " Oh, it's you! This is where Sir Percy was going, right? I can't wait to see him again, isn't he cool?"}, {"start": 7187.18, "end": 7192.18, "text": " Ah, Sir Percy invited you as well? Well, I bet it's very important to be here, yeah."}, {"start": 7192.18, "end": 7195.18, "text": " You should go inside and check if Sir Percy came first."}, {"start": 7205.18, "end": 7219.42, "text": " oh hi again I'll just tell the story if you don't mind okay hey what are you up"}, {"start": 7219.42, "end": 7225.42, "text": " to Ronnie's baseman key"}, {"start": 7226.5, "end": 7230.9800000000005, "text": " welcome to Ronnie's pub my child you guessed it I'm Ronnie you can call me"}, {"start": 7230.9800000000005, "end": 7240.660000000001, "text": " Ronnie, what would you like to order? An ale fine bogweed cigar, an old anish, old anish."}, {"start": 7242.740000000001, "end": 7250.660000000001, "text": " Of course, retardia brother. Follow me downstairs. Okay."}, {"start": 7260.9800000000005, "end": 7273.740000000001, "text": " We're good?"}, {"start": 7273.740000000001, "end": 7278.34, "text": " Assume position?"}, {"start": 7278.34, "end": 7282.38, "text": " Brothers!"}, {"start": 7282.38, "end": 7285.26, "text": " Mr. Onkel's mysterious guests have arrived!"}, {"start": 7285.26, "end": 7286.26, "text": " Ronnie!"}, {"start": 7286.26, "end": 7287.26, "text": " I!"}, {"start": 7287.26, "end": 7288.26, "text": " Ramblin!"}, {"start": 7288.26, "end": 7289.620000000001, "text": " There is no time!"}, {"start": 7289.62, "end": 7291.62, "text": " The fate of the heights is at stake."}, {"start": 7291.62, "end": 7294.62, "text": " Evil Kruhlk is already in possession of the crown."}, {"start": 7294.62, "end": 7297.62, "text": " The falls herring are a damn empty bog."}, {"start": 7297.62, "end": 7301.62, "text": " While we speculate on the truth-possessed mysteries,"}, {"start": 7301.62, "end": 7305.62, "text": " Kruhlk is gathering his forces in the land where the sun don't shine."}, {"start": 7307.62, "end": 7309.62, "text": " Let us commence post-haste."}, {"start": 7309.62, "end": 7311.62, "text": " All other issues must wait."}, {"start": 7312.62, "end": 7314.62, "text": " In the moisture of night,"}, {"start": 7314.62, "end": 7316.62, "text": " in darkness, sheltered light,"}, {"start": 7316.62, "end": 7318.62, "text": " our hearts resting sure."}, {"start": 7318.62, "end": 7321.62, "text": " 29 soul-signets endure."}, {"start": 7321.62, "end": 7323.62, "text": " Retardia."}, {"start": 7323.62, "end": 7325.62, "text": " Retardia!"}, {"start": 7325.62, "end": 7327.62, "text": " Retired the... ah."}, {"start": 7327.62, "end": 7330.62, "text": " Let us welcome the spirit of our Lord"}, {"start": 7330.62, "end": 7333.62, "text": " by partaking in the traditional swig."}, {"start": 7335.62, "end": 7336.62, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 7336.62, "end": 7349.66, "text": " The Swig of Spirits is complete."}, {"start": 7349.66, "end": 7354.82, "text": " Presume your position, child."}, {"start": 7354.82, "end": 7358.74, "text": " So then, as you all know, Evil Crug must be defeated quickly."}, {"start": 7358.74, "end": 7361.54, "text": " The entire armor of Fate must not be his."}, {"start": 7361.54, "end": 7363.74, "text": " Oh, I have the boots of Fate."}, {"start": 7363.74, "end": 7365.94, "text": " A great force is needed."}, {"start": 7365.9400000000005, "end": 7371.38, "text": " We're on edge and alt. From whence can we ever pull such a force? Our lord weaves the"}, {"start": 7371.38, "end": 7377.14, "text": " threads of faith in mysterious ways, Gremlin. Indeed, we have been presented with a gift."}, {"start": 7377.14, "end": 7383.540000000001, "text": " Could it be? Seven relics scattered never lost. From below the star will rise."}, {"start": 7383.540000000001, "end": 7387.38, "text": " Brothers, I present to you the true herringer!"}, {"start": 7387.38, "end": 7392.18, "text": " Ah, fuck. Percy."}, {"start": 7395.9400000000005, "end": 7403.06, "text": " Retardia, brothers!"}, {"start": 7403.06, "end": 7404.06, "text": " Sir Percy!"}, {"start": 7404.06, "end": 7407.860000000001, "text": " I heard this is where they keep the old anus around here."}, {"start": 7407.860000000001, "end": 7409.660000000001, "text": " Did you save some for me?"}, {"start": 7409.660000000001, "end": 7411.540000000001, "text": " It cannot be."}, {"start": 7411.540000000001, "end": 7415.38, "text": " Percy, illuminate our brothers and sir away old doubt."}, {"start": 7415.38, "end": 7417.900000000001, "text": " You mean with this?"}, {"start": 7417.900000000001, "end": 7420.18, "text": " The Star of Redfin."}, {"start": 7420.18, "end": 7422.860000000001, "text": " Dependent of our Lord of Light."}, {"start": 7422.860000000001, "end": 7425.460000000001, "text": " Does it bear the mark?"}, {"start": 7425.46, "end": 7433.7, "text": " Indeed, Mr. Onko's ace from the pits is our guy, the foretold true airing her. A stroke of fate most needed, my dear brothers."}, {"start": 7434.5, "end": 7439.14, "text": " Percy, can we count on you? Will you defeat Evil Kroll can save us from Arma Bogan?"}, {"start": 7440.82, "end": 7442.82, "text": " Sir Percy can do any quest in the world, right?"}, {"start": 7445.54, "end": 7449.78, "text": " Easy there, there, dear Bellman. Besides, you know I hate to brag."}, {"start": 7451.06, "end": 7454.74, "text": " However, if you wouldn't trust me with such an onus to bear,"}, {"start": 7455.46, "end": 7457.46, "text": " I will not turn it down."}, {"start": 7457.46, "end": 7460.04, "text": " Truly, you are the herringer reborn."}, {"start": 7460.04, "end": 7465.66, "text": " As was prophesized, the herringer must be accompanied by his trusty brotherhood, Zanzibar,"}, {"start": 7465.66, "end": 7466.66, "text": " Bellman."}, {"start": 7466.66, "end": 7473.86, "text": " Go with the herringer past the great frontier to the land where the sun don't shine."}, {"start": 7473.86, "end": 7476.26, "text": " Aide him in his quest with all that you can muster."}, {"start": 7476.26, "end": 7479.78, "text": " Oh, and Ella, you shall be the herringer's squire."}, {"start": 7479.78, "end": 7484.58, "text": " Do you accept this most urgent quest, brothers?"}, {"start": 7484.58, "end": 7486.58, "text": " With all my heart, I accept."}, {"start": 7486.58, "end": 7487.58, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 7487.58, "end": 7489.58, "text": " What about you?"}, {"start": 7490.58, "end": 7491.58, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 7494.58, "end": 7497.58, "text": " Are the devs Swedish? Yes, they are."}, {"start": 7497.58, "end": 7498.58, "text": " They are."}, {"start": 7500.58, "end": 7501.58, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 7502.58, "end": 7504.58, "text": " Quit fooling around!"}, {"start": 7505.58, "end": 7506.58, "text": " Refuse?"}, {"start": 7507.58, "end": 7509.58, "text": " Don't worry, brother Ronnie."}, {"start": 7509.58, "end": 7512.58, "text": " Once he's committed to a joke, he just came back down."}, {"start": 7512.58, "end": 7513.58, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 7514.58, "end": 7516.58, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 7516.58, "end": 7524.3, "text": " I could do this, but I'd never wish my brothers put their souls on the line for me."}, {"start": 7524.3, "end": 7526.3, "text": " But Sir Percy?"}, {"start": 7526.3, "end": 7528.3, "text": " Hmm, that's right."}, {"start": 7528.3, "end": 7530.62, "text": " I suppose we must save the world."}, {"start": 7530.62, "end": 7531.62, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7531.62, "end": 7532.62, "text": " Then it is settled."}, {"start": 7532.62, "end": 7538.7, "text": " But before you go, Percy, our herringer, savior, allow me to present you."}, {"start": 7538.7, "end": 7541.1, "text": " The Sword of the Light Lord."}, {"start": 7541.1, "end": 7545.620000000001, "text": " secrets is the end of the forgotten light age I'm not live tomorrow no I'm"}, {"start": 7545.620000000001, "end": 7549.820000000001, "text": " traveling I'll be live Tuesday next time I'll be on Mika's stream though she's"}, {"start": 7549.820000000001, "end": 7555.620000000001, "text": " gonna be IRL influencing I'll be hiding in the back thank you Ronnie I suppose in"}, {"start": 7555.620000000001, "end": 7562.18, "text": " that case I won't be needing this anymore Squire oh with that out of the way"}, {"start": 7562.18, "end": 7567.42, "text": " although I never wish for it to come to this I will do it I will defeat evil"}, {"start": 7567.42, "end": 7575.02, "text": " croak a restore equilibrium babe willing of course we'll meet at the throne"}, {"start": 7575.02, "end": 7579.22, "text": " crossing let's"}, {"start": 7582.02, "end": 7589.66, "text": " Percy's old rapier he doesn't even have any specific attacks but it does scale"}, {"start": 7589.66, "end": 7596.34, "text": " very hard with that stat though brother Ron it run it jinnald I simply must I"}, {"start": 7596.34, "end": 7598.34, "text": " Vulture has been a misund..."}, {"start": 7598.34, "end": 7601.34, "text": " Bramble. All shall be illuminated in our Lord's light."}, {"start": 7601.34, "end": 7605.34, "text": " But that man, Bellman, he had no place being at the meeting."}, {"start": 7605.34, "end": 7607.34, "text": " Worry not, he was not brought here by fate."}, {"start": 7607.34, "end": 7609.34, "text": " Is he not friend of the herringer?"}, {"start": 7609.34, "end": 7611.34, "text": " Well, well, precise days."}, {"start": 7611.34, "end": 7614.34, "text": " Leave it be, Brambley. Trust in fate."}, {"start": 7614.34, "end": 7616.34, "text": " Do you know Jumpking Deaths are Swedish?"}, {"start": 7616.34, "end": 7617.34, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7617.34, "end": 7619.34, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 7619.34, "end": 7621.34, "text": " Hmm, if you say so."}, {"start": 7621.34, "end": 7623.34, "text": " What news to the High Order, Ronnie?"}, {"start": 7623.34, "end": 7625.34, "text": " Might they make a move on Kirulk?"}, {"start": 7625.34, "end": 7628.06, "text": " The High Order's efforts are to no avail."}, {"start": 7628.9400000000005, "end": 7632.54, "text": " The Gord Mor swallows all their expeditions as expected."}, {"start": 7633.82, "end": 7637.42, "text": " To even imagine that the crown of our Lord should fall in the hands of-"}, {"start": 7637.82, "end": 7639.1, "text": " Yes, Bramleon."}, {"start": 7639.5, "end": 7643.82, "text": " Greg is such a fool, I can't fathom how he could think he can harness the armor of fate!"}, {"start": 7644.06, "end": 7646.3, "text": " Furthermore, he doesn't even have the-"}, {"start": 7646.62, "end": 7648.14, "text": " Yes, Bramleon."}, {"start": 7648.46, "end": 7650.54, "text": " But perhaps we do stand a chance now."}, {"start": 7651.42, "end": 7654.14, "text": " Indeed, well it's been a most fruitful council, Bramleon."}, {"start": 7654.14, "end": 7656.88, "text": " And now I must bid you leave, there is much to do."}, {"start": 7656.88, "end": 7658.400000000001, "text": " More research needed, yes."}, {"start": 7658.400000000001, "end": 7666.240000000001, "text": " I shall return to my studies."}, {"start": 7666.240000000001, "end": 7667.88, "text": " Go forth, no time to waste."}, {"start": 7667.88, "end": 7669.72, "text": " First step of journey is crossing to Old Town."}, {"start": 7669.72, "end": 7670.72, "text": " Alrighty then."}, {"start": 7670.72, "end": 7671.72, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7671.72, "end": 7674.72, "text": " Hey, Elar, did you know the devs of this game are Swedish?"}, {"start": 7674.72, "end": 7675.72, "text": " I do know, yeah."}, {"start": 7675.72, "end": 7677.96, "text": " They're very nice, and they're a very small team."}, {"start": 7677.96, "end": 7680.88, "text": " They're four people now."}, {"start": 7680.88, "end": 7684.12, "text": " I think they said they were nine, they were nine people, but they had to scale down."}, {"start": 7684.12, "end": 7689.12, "text": " So by the end of this game, there were four people."}, {"start": 7689.12, "end": 7695.12, "text": " Well ten, ten people, ten people, yeah."}, {"start": 7695.12, "end": 7701.12, "text": " They've done an amazing job, it's definitely a passion project."}, {"start": 7701.12, "end": 7705.12, "text": " You can feel it."}, {"start": 7705.12, "end": 7710.12, "text": " And this game has a lot of content, not counting the whole online stuff."}, {"start": 7710.12, "end": 7715.44, "text": " stuff and the fact that it's so fucking"}, {"start": 7715.44, "end": 7719.18, "text": " cheap to get I think it's just yeah they"}, {"start": 7719.18, "end": 7722.44, "text": " deserve all the support man"}, {"start": 7733.48, "end": 7736.4, "text": " that's a clam area I'm not playing online"}, {"start": 7736.4, "end": 7738.5, "text": " because when I did chat invaded me and"}, {"start": 7738.5, "end": 7744.4, "text": " killed all the enemies so there's like no enemies left for me to kill I don't"}, {"start": 7744.4, "end": 7749.92, "text": " want that but I can't go online again I can"}, {"start": 7756.08, "end": 7766.72, "text": " where's bell man I scot it ahead hello there sir Percy"}, {"start": 7768.5, "end": 7777.38, "text": " You endured that perfectly back there cousin. Those old farts really are insufferable."}, {"start": 7777.38, "end": 7781.66, "text": " Oh haha, Bellman you did well back there too. Oh thank you, Sir Percy."}, {"start": 7781.66, "end": 7787.38, "text": " Ah, the things we do to save the world, right Bellman? Yes, Sir Percy, so true. By the way,"}, {"start": 7787.38, "end": 7792.86, "text": " the most peculiar- Anyway, it seems like this chasm is in the way of our path to Old Town."}, {"start": 7792.860000000001, "end": 7799.420000000001, "text": " Shouldn't be a problem for strapping young Redfin's like ourselves, huh?"}, {"start": 7801.18, "end": 7803.18, "text": " Why is he gonna jump this?"}, {"start": 7807.620000000001, "end": 7815.620000000001, "text": " Oh fuck, can I make that? I actually don't know. See? Easy as moping pie. Come on cousin. I got you promise"}, {"start": 7816.540000000001, "end": 7818.540000000001, "text": " me"}, {"start": 7818.54, "end": 7823.9, "text": " Pull up. I want to see what's to the left here first. Where's he stay there?"}, {"start": 7826.84, "end": 7828.84, "text": " Yeah, there's a chest up here. Oh"}, {"start": 7831.0199999999995, "end": 7833.0199999999995, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 7838.22, "end": 7840.84, "text": " Oh, okay nice"}, {"start": 7848.54, "end": 7857.3, "text": " Palton, in the name of the judge, only certified citizens of Uptown may pass through the gates."}, {"start": 7857.3, "end": 7858.98, "text": " You're clearly not certified."}, {"start": 7858.98, "end": 7860.98, "text": " You're clearly uncertified."}, {"start": 7860.98, "end": 7863.98, "text": " Okay, sorry."}, {"start": 7863.98, "end": 7866.98, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 7866.9800000000005, "end": 7884.26, "text": " Oh iron guardian metal and crudeness oh it's a very very heavy gear set I think"}, {"start": 7886.660000000001, "end": 7889.06, "text": " I got this dumb hat on there we go"}, {"start": 7889.06, "end": 7899.240000000001, "text": " But it's a very good gear set though and it's only level 3 and it's pretty much better"}, {"start": 7899.240000000001, "end": 7903.56, "text": " than what I'm wearing."}, {"start": 7903.56, "end": 7905.9400000000005, "text": " But very heavy."}, {"start": 7905.9400000000005, "end": 7906.9400000000005, "text": " Very heavy."}, {"start": 7906.9400000000005, "end": 7907.9400000000005, "text": " It's super heavy."}, {"start": 7907.9400000000005, "end": 7910.5, "text": " I like the Krillk one."}, {"start": 7910.5, "end": 7912.14, "text": " Especially with the dual wield."}, {"start": 7912.14, "end": 7913.14, "text": " It looks sick."}, {"start": 7913.14, "end": 7915.22, "text": " Alright Percy, I'm coming."}, {"start": 7915.22, "end": 7916.22, "text": " What up Shorts?"}, {"start": 7916.22, "end": 7917.22, "text": " My vacation starts tomorrow."}, {"start": 7917.22, "end": 7920.02, "text": " I was playing to watch for streams and birds trying to take education outside."}, {"start": 7920.42, "end": 7921.900000000001, "text": " Well, I'm not going on vacation."}, {"start": 7921.900000000001, "end": 7923.02, "text": " I'm going to TwitchCon."}, {"start": 7924.9400000000005, "end": 7926.38, "text": " But yeah, I'll be away though."}, {"start": 7930.06, "end": 7930.740000000001, "text": " Catch me."}, {"start": 7942.3, "end": 7944.54, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7947.22, "end": 7958.22, "text": " Huh? What?"}, {"start": 7958.22, "end": 7963.22, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 7963.22, "end": 7968.22, "text": " Wait, what is happening? What do you mean mix up or sense?"}, {"start": 7968.22, "end": 7974.22, "text": " I wanted to do the intro a long time ago."}, {"start": 7974.22, "end": 7976.22, "text": " The bulk"}, {"start": 7990.54, "end": 7996.900000000001, "text": " No, I do it it's gonna be the bulk again like goes to the babe or the other special remember"}, {"start": 8004.22, "end": 8006.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8006.22, "end": 8011.22, "text": " Bulgishalos, Gurglevale, okay."}, {"start": 8011.22, "end": 8014.22, "text": " Accident or accident?"}, {"start": 8014.22, "end": 8016.22, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8016.22, "end": 8019.22, "text": " Fuck, here we go."}, {"start": 8019.22, "end": 8020.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8020.22, "end": 8021.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8021.22, "end": 8022.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8022.22, "end": 8023.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8023.22, "end": 8024.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8024.22, "end": 8025.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8025.22, "end": 8026.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8026.22, "end": 8027.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8027.22, "end": 8028.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8028.22, "end": 8037.58, "text": " Accident or accident. Alright. Fuck, here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's the whole"}, {"start": 8037.58, "end": 8054.26, "text": " ass map here. Haha. Dragon. Fucking hell. Shit. Brother help, make six to six. Thank"}, {"start": 8054.26, "end": 8061.04, "text": " Oh the orderly guy and the savage guy you could show up at any moment you think"}, {"start": 8061.04, "end": 8066.02, "text": " you're better than both of them but you're his chosen my chosen come on man"}, {"start": 8066.02, "end": 8070.06, "text": " meet me in the phantom tower"}, {"start": 8084.26, "end": 8100.66, "text": " Foot tap, head scratch, lie down, and sulk."}, {"start": 8100.66, "end": 8106.9400000000005, "text": " I want to sulk."}, {"start": 8106.9400000000005, "end": 8116.9400000000005, "text": " If I see you down here, but who is that just now, outside?"}, {"start": 8116.9400000000005, "end": 8121.700000000001, "text": " Is there something you're keeping from me?"}, {"start": 8121.700000000001, "end": 8124.22, "text": " Mail in the hand?"}, {"start": 8124.22, "end": 8129.26, "text": " All good, it's all good."}, {"start": 8129.26, "end": 8133.22, "text": " The fact that I started Game Few Hours pre-release, my game kinda scuffed, I don't know how to"}, {"start": 8133.22, "end": 8140.22, "text": " Ghost babe here? Ohhhh."}, {"start": 8140.22, "end": 8153.22, "text": " Is there water? I think there's water mechanics. I'm pretty damn sure. But they're not as extreme."}, {"start": 8153.22, "end": 8156.22, "text": " We're truly back in the bog as we are."}, {"start": 8156.22, "end": 8176.780000000001, "text": " I fucking said I was looking for that commune spot for like an hour."}, {"start": 8176.780000000001, "end": 8177.780000000001, "text": " You smoke underwater?"}, {"start": 8177.780000000001, "end": 8179.780000000001, "text": " I was to find out."}, {"start": 8179.780000000001, "end": 8183.900000000001, "text": " Damn, Ra, you can't."}, {"start": 8183.900000000001, "end": 8208.380000000001, "text": " bubbles why doesn't he just swim because he's the jump king not the swim king"}, {"start": 8213.9, "end": 8228.14, "text": " Requires question mark?"}, {"start": 8228.14, "end": 8231.94, "text": " That's the second gate I found that says require question mark."}, {"start": 8231.94, "end": 8235.18, "text": " Oh, I wonder if this is max jumpable."}, {"start": 8235.18, "end": 8237.14, "text": " I think it is."}, {"start": 8237.14, "end": 8242.74, "text": " Yeah, they were very kind there."}, {"start": 8242.74, "end": 8255.9, "text": " Actually the true jump king is starting here."}, {"start": 8255.9, "end": 8259.22, "text": " These jumps are way harder now."}, {"start": 8259.22, "end": 8262.3, "text": " Now they've introduced water mechanics and..."}, {"start": 8262.3, "end": 8267.3, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8267.3, "end": 8282.619999999999, "text": " Okay, yeah, I had to try that."}, {"start": 8282.619999999999, "end": 8286.22, "text": " Maybe if I stand more on the side."}, {"start": 8286.22, "end": 8288.859999999999, "text": " This was the salad starts flaming the devs area."}, {"start": 8288.859999999999, "end": 8292.22, "text": " Oh, dude, you would have loved Ghost of the Babe."}, {"start": 8292.22, "end": 8294.22, "text": " The fucking bulgur- Oh my god."}, {"start": 8310.619999999999, "end": 8311.619999999999, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 8311.62, "end": 8337.300000000001, "text": " Oh, baby, jump."}, {"start": 8337.3, "end": 8339.859999999999, "text": " Is it the same OST? A little bit changed?"}, {"start": 8359.939999999999, "end": 8360.74, "text": " That's freaky."}, {"start": 8361.24, "end": 8362.439999999999, "text": " Ah, what the fuck?!"}, {"start": 8367.3, "end": 8374.3, "text": " I'll be right back."}, {"start": 8397.3, "end": 8426.3, "text": " that is probably a max I have to try it off a fuck's sake okay"}, {"start": 8426.3, "end": 8441.58, "text": " Why am I not blocking it I completely forgot I have a shield"}, {"start": 8441.58, "end": 8450.66, "text": " shield actually cosmetic shield"}, {"start": 8471.58, "end": 8478.58, "text": " No, it's too little."}, {"start": 8478.58, "end": 8485.58, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 8485.58, "end": 8491.58, "text": " Stop sawing, man."}, {"start": 8491.58, "end": 8496.58, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 8526.58, "end": 8536.26, "text": " There's no way you're hitting me from there."}, {"start": 8536.26, "end": 8537.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8537.26, "end": 8538.26, "text": " Hush!"}, {"start": 8538.26, "end": 8539.26, "text": " Too much!"}, {"start": 8539.26, "end": 8540.26, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8540.26, "end": 8541.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8541.26, "end": 8542.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8542.26, "end": 8543.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8543.26, "end": 8544.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8544.26, "end": 8545.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8545.26, "end": 8546.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8546.26, "end": 8547.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8547.26, "end": 8548.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8548.26, "end": 8549.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8549.26, "end": 8550.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8550.26, "end": 8557.26, "text": " Nooo!"}, {"start": 8557.26, "end": 8562.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8562.26, "end": 8577.94, "text": " It actually makes sense why they had a secondary intro before you went down here."}, {"start": 8577.94, "end": 8581.54, "text": " Cause now it feels like the true Jump King has actually started."}, {"start": 8583.54, "end": 8585.140000000001, "text": " The previous was just warm up."}, {"start": 8596.04, "end": 8598.34, "text": " Previously I wasn't scared of falling down."}, {"start": 8598.84, "end": 8599.94, "text": " Now when I'm here..."}, {"start": 8601.140000000001, "end": 8602.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, now I am."}, {"start": 8607.94, "end": 8614.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8618.62, "end": 8620.62, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 8620.62, "end": 8627.62, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 8637.94, "end": 8639.94, "text": " Fucking bog the"}, {"start": 8667.94, "end": 8681.62, "text": " I think your bokeh looks 20 dude, thank you."}, {"start": 8681.62, "end": 8697.62, "text": " You"}, {"start": 8697.62, "end": 8722.62, "text": " Don't jump here now."}, {"start": 8722.62, "end": 8726.62, "text": " Wait, hand! HONDA! AHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 8726.62, "end": 8728.62, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 8728.62, "end": 8731.62, "text": " Oh my god, there's fucking hands everywhere!"}, {"start": 8735.62, "end": 8737.62, "text": " Are you kidding me?!"}, {"start": 8739.62, "end": 8740.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8742.62, "end": 8744.62, "text": " Man, I..."}, {"start": 8745.62, "end": 8746.62, "text": " Oh?"}, {"start": 8752.62, "end": 8767.62, "text": " What is this area?"}, {"start": 8767.62, "end": 8778.7, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 8778.7, "end": 8788.140000000001, "text": " AHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 8788.14, "end": 8795.14, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 8795.14, "end": 8798.14, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8798.14, "end": 8802.14, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8802.14, "end": 8806.14, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8806.14, "end": 8810.14, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8810.14, "end": 8812.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8812.14, "end": 8814.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8819.14, "end": 8821.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8824.14, "end": 8826.14, "text": " Fuck the fuck off! Fuck!"}, {"start": 8826.14, "end": 8828.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8841.82, "end": 8850.06, "text": " No, yes, okay, this is like a mini mini bog a lot of up here material down here or a lot of souls"}, {"start": 8850.06, "end": 8852.22, "text": " You can pop these for souls or whatever level up"}, {"start": 8856.14, "end": 8860.14, "text": " Uhhh, it's also like half a year, thank you."}, {"start": 8860.14, "end": 8863.14, "text": " Can you get slop in this area? Nothing I've seen."}, {"start": 8868.14, "end": 8872.14, "text": " But maybe you can actually hit these. I haven't properly tried yet."}, {"start": 8872.14, "end": 8875.14, "text": " But I need to get out of here."}, {"start": 8875.14, "end": 8879.14, "text": " And how do I get out of here is the question with all these hands."}, {"start": 8879.14, "end": 8884.14, "text": " Okay, well, clearly we max jump."}, {"start": 8884.14, "end": 8885.64, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 8886.939999999999, "end": 8889.74, "text": " Keep going, keep going, keep going. Don't stop."}, {"start": 8890.14, "end": 8891.64, "text": " Don't let him get you."}, {"start": 8892.64, "end": 8893.64, "text": " Good jump."}, {"start": 8895.64, "end": 8896.64, "text": " Good jump!"}, {"start": 8896.64, "end": 8899.14, "text": " Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max!"}, {"start": 8899.14, "end": 8901.14, "text": " Holy! Omega sword!"}, {"start": 8901.14, "end": 8902.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8902.14, "end": 8903.14, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 8903.64, "end": 8905.14, "text": " From the other side!"}, {"start": 8905.14, "end": 8907.14, "text": " Walk my nuts!"}, {"start": 8914.14, "end": 8922.66, "text": " Listen, I want this big money bag, please."}, {"start": 8922.66, "end": 8937.099999999999, "text": " God, why am I so fucking greedy?"}, {"start": 8937.099999999999, "end": 8938.099999999999, "text": " Embalmed!"}, {"start": 8938.099999999999, "end": 8940.5, "text": " Okay, you know what, don't be greedy."}, {"start": 8940.5, "end": 8963.46, "text": " be smart about it no hand no no give me this what is that"}, {"start": 8963.460000000001, "end": 8964.500000000002, "text": " UDACHI?!"}, {"start": 8967.220000000001, "end": 8967.880000000001, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 8968.160000000002, "end": 8969.300000000001, "text": " Get me out of the bug!"}, {"start": 8970.52, "end": 8971.02, "text": " NOOO!"}, {"start": 8971.02, "end": 8971.880000000001, "text": " Oh, yes!"}, {"start": 8973.400000000001, "end": 8974.68, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 8975.400000000001, "end": 8976.060000000001, "text": " NOOO!"}, {"start": 8976.720000000001, "end": 8977.220000000001, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 8977.400000000001, "end": 8979.12, "text": " Awful fucks, they come back here!"}, {"start": 8981.92, "end": 8983.52, "text": " Dude, you can't stop anywhere!"}, {"start": 8983.52, "end": 8984.720000000001, "text": " CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING HANDS!"}, {"start": 8985.52, "end": 8986.02, "text": " Okay..."}, {"start": 8986.480000000001, "end": 8988.080000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, just calm..."}, {"start": 8988.52, "end": 8989.320000000002, "text": " Kalmate..."}, {"start": 8990.880000000001, "end": 8992.080000000002, "text": " Kalmate..."}, {"start": 8993.460000000001, "end": 9018.740000000002, "text": " I want to see Udachi, but I don't want to get Handa, but no Handa, please."}, {"start": 9018.74, "end": 9031.74, "text": " No! Fuck off, man! And I have no slope, so what can I- and now I'm gonna die again?"}, {"start": 9031.74, "end": 9045.74, "text": " Yeah, I think. Fucking epic. Okay, this is- is there a slope down here? Any slope?"}, {"start": 9045.74, "end": 9047.74, "text": " No slope at all."}, {"start": 9058.74, "end": 9062.74, "text": " Damn, I know it has a blue peasant death mist."}, {"start": 9075.74, "end": 9086.82, "text": " Damn, dude, how am I supposed to get out of here?"}, {"start": 9086.82, "end": 9099.02, "text": " Like with no slop, I don't know."}, {"start": 9099.02, "end": 9101.02, "text": " hit and I'm cooked again."}, {"start": 9106.7, "end": 9109.9, "text": " Well you can swim, what? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 9118.94, "end": 9120.94, "text": " You can swim, Matt!"}, {"start": 9120.94, "end": 9127.640000000001, "text": " and thorns where the wildflowers greets down to the bog again and I shall tread where secrets are kept in the"}, {"start": 9127.640000000001, "end": 9130.66, "text": " waters that spread there's no bogey now because you can swim"}, {"start": 9131.380000000001, "end": 9133.380000000001, "text": " Skin she remembers you can"}, {"start": 9135.140000000001, "end": 9138.9, "text": " Okay, yes, thank you Alazar. Thank you"}, {"start": 9144.42, "end": 9149.220000000001, "text": " Okay, so yeah, you can actually swim which means I never needed to go here I think I could have just"}, {"start": 9150.94, "end": 9160.140000000001, "text": " the police I can I please play the video game man"}, {"start": 9160.14, "end": 9180.42, "text": " all right do this to beam all that good dynamic out for her"}, {"start": 9180.42, "end": 9209.42, "text": " There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart."}, {"start": 9209.42, "end": 9237.9, "text": " No more hands fuck off fuck off I I see the sunlight please yeah"}, {"start": 9237.9, "end": 9239.9, "text": " to peace!"}, {"start": 9239.9, "end": 9241.9, "text": " give me out of the fucking bug"}, {"start": 9241.9, "end": 9243.9, "text": " give me out of the bug"}, {"start": 9243.9, "end": 9245.9, "text": " give me out of the bug"}, {"start": 9245.9, "end": 9247.9, "text": " give me out of the bug"}, {"start": 9247.9, "end": 9249.9, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 9267.9, "end": 9288.9, "text": " That was pain."}, {"start": 9288.9, "end": 9308.58, "text": " can't you heal me up thank you"}, {"start": 9308.58, "end": 9327.66, "text": " I did get Legendary Katana."}, {"start": 9327.66, "end": 9329.66, "text": " I'm not going to use the odachi, solid."}, {"start": 9332.3, "end": 9333.3, "text": " Clev weapon."}, {"start": 9338.5, "end": 9340.1, "text": " Oh, hi, hello. I mean, squire."}, {"start": 9341.46, "end": 9342.5, "text": " How fortunate."}, {"start": 9345.7, "end": 9347.7, "text": " Now, odachi seems pretty cool to me, I'm not going to use it."}, {"start": 9357.66, "end": 9366.539999999999, "text": " Why did it zoom in in the book again?"}, {"start": 9366.539999999999, "end": 9367.539999999999, "text": " What a ring!"}, {"start": 9367.539999999999, "end": 9369.14, "text": " That'll keep the demons at bay!"}, {"start": 9369.14, "end": 9371.14, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9371.14, "end": 9374.02, "text": " The hands are gone now, I think."}, {"start": 9374.02, "end": 9375.98, "text": " Lucky's on your side, Squire."}, {"start": 9375.98, "end": 9378.66, "text": " As a matter of fact, Percy sent me down to come save you."}, {"start": 9378.66, "end": 9380.9, "text": " No mudman left behind, isn't that right?"}, {"start": 9380.9, "end": 9383.82, "text": " Anyhow, like I said, Percy sent me down here to save you."}, {"start": 9383.82, "end": 9385.22, "text": " I think we should catch up with him."}, {"start": 9385.22, "end": 9386.9, "text": " He said he'd wait in Old Town."}, {"start": 9386.9, "end": 9391.779999999999, "text": " Trouble is to get there. We have to get through the entirety of Gurglevale."}, {"start": 9391.779999999999, "end": 9394.779999999999, "text": " Oh man. Oh man, oh man, that's a mighty long way."}, {"start": 9395.779999999999, "end": 9398.08, "text": " I've got this old map, but you know how it is."}, {"start": 9398.08, "end": 9400.08, "text": " Huh. Maps, am I correct?"}, {"start": 9400.08, "end": 9402.08, "text": " Perhaps you could scout ahead."}, {"start": 9402.08, "end": 9405.08, "text": " We don't want to fall into the bug."}, {"start": 9406.279999999999, "end": 9407.779999999999, "text": " Mmm, Squirella."}, {"start": 9407.779999999999, "end": 9409.779999999999, "text": " Could you maybe please come back?"}, {"start": 9409.779999999999, "end": 9411.779999999999, "text": " Well, you know how to get past the terrible bug?"}, {"start": 9411.779999999999, "end": 9415.779999999999, "text": " You see, I don't know how to swim, so I really don't want to end up down there, okay?"}, {"start": 9416.9, "end": 9420.5, "text": " Find anything, Squire? I hope you're scouting it for his bare fruit post-haste."}, {"start": 9420.9, "end": 9426.9, "text": " Well, I'm curious now because it zoomed in on the bug when I did that, so I think the demon hands are gone,"}, {"start": 9426.9, "end": 9428.9, "text": " which makes the bug ten times easier."}, {"start": 9440.9, "end": 9444.9, "text": " I'm never going back there. Ever. Ever. I'm never going back in the bug."}, {"start": 9444.9, "end": 9446.9, "text": " Fuck the bug wait was this"}, {"start": 9456.68, "end": 9461.08, "text": " Yeah, there there's two question mark rooms I found wait where's the lever"}, {"start": 9462.14, "end": 9467.42, "text": " Now you can't actually see it. It's like it's actually just oh there it is I'm blind"}, {"start": 9467.42, "end": 9476.26, "text": " So what does this actually do, I wonder?"}, {"start": 9476.26, "end": 9477.82, "text": " The thing is, there is."}, {"start": 9477.82, "end": 9479.14, "text": " We are gonna come back to the buggy."}, {"start": 9479.14, "end": 9480.14, "text": " Buggy beach."}, {"start": 9480.14, "end": 9481.14, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 9481.14, "end": 9483.14, "text": " Is that a nut, I smell?"}, {"start": 9483.14, "end": 9496.38, "text": " Oh yeah, I have nuts for you."}, {"start": 9496.380000000001, "end": 9500.900000000001, "text": " the first one teamwork makes my knee jerk take these why don't you I don't use"}, {"start": 9500.900000000001, "end": 9507.660000000002, "text": " them anyway oh disciple of Uden one not you reclaimed for me young Redfin"}, {"start": 9507.660000000002, "end": 9515.820000000002, "text": " yet to remain great the second nut now where did I put that thing here now I"}, {"start": 9515.820000000002, "end": 9520.900000000001, "text": " won't scare away the bay with your looks at least as two nuts nice and even but"}, {"start": 9520.9, "end": 9526.34, "text": " last night where could it have gone yeah I don't have it"}, {"start": 9534.34, "end": 9542.779999999999, "text": " man they're mega ass of hell Jesus Christ terrible whoo thank y'all there's"}, {"start": 9542.779999999999, "end": 9546.1, "text": " nothing here at that party man"}, {"start": 9550.9, "end": 9561.9, "text": " I am curious what other stuff could be in the bog."}, {"start": 9561.9, "end": 9563.539999999999, "text": " I think it's just like up here material stuff."}, {"start": 9563.539999999999, "end": 9566.5, "text": " You stirred the bog without leave, Redfin."}, {"start": 9566.5, "end": 9571.66, "text": " However, as a child of the holy mother, you may pass into her sanctuary."}, {"start": 9571.66, "end": 9575.14, "text": " You do well to remain peaceful in this holy land, or else you'll face the broth of the"}, {"start": 9575.14, "end": 9578.5, "text": " mother through her holy order."}, {"start": 9578.5, "end": 9584.62, "text": " calm redfin where the guardians of the lex bogus the mother always watch us"}, {"start": 9587.14, "end": 9596.2, "text": " obae I mean if you fall down here you go back down into the book again so let's"}, {"start": 9596.2, "end": 9602.22, "text": " just not fall down shall we damn these guys are chilling dude hey names mud"}, {"start": 9602.22, "end": 9603.22, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 9603.22, "end": 9604.22, "text": " Slop."}, {"start": 9604.22, "end": 9605.96, "text": " Get your slop."}, {"start": 9605.96, "end": 9606.96, "text": " Good portion sizes."}, {"start": 9606.96, "end": 9607.96, "text": " But what do you say?"}, {"start": 9607.96, "end": 9608.96, "text": " Need some slop?"}, {"start": 9608.96, "end": 9609.96, "text": " Only 100 marbles."}, {"start": 9609.96, "end": 9610.96, "text": " Oh no, I'm good."}, {"start": 9610.960000000001, "end": 9611.960000000001, "text": " Oh, no, I'm good."}, {"start": 9633.62, "end": 9636.720000000001, "text": " There's a fog gate up here, but I can also go to the right."}, {"start": 9636.720000000001, "end": 9638.220000000001, "text": " Huh? Talking to me? Yep."}, {"start": 9638.22, "end": 9640.98, "text": " Name's Mud. That's what folks call me, yeah."}, {"start": 9640.98, "end": 9642.92, "text": " Wait. Persistent bugger."}, {"start": 9642.92, "end": 9645.119999999999, "text": " I need someone or what? Yep."}, {"start": 9645.119999999999, "end": 9647.619999999999, "text": " Well, I'm not the right person for anything, really."}, {"start": 9649.119999999999, "end": 9652.42, "text": " So why don't you let me lay about in peace?"}, {"start": 9652.42, "end": 9653.619999999999, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9653.619999999999, "end": 9654.519999999999, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 9654.519999999999, "end": 9656.32, "text": " Piss off, then. Okay."}, {"start": 9656.82, "end": 9658.82, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 9658.82, "end": 9661.619999999999, "text": " Anything else out here in the bug? No?"}, {"start": 9663.22, "end": 9666.22, "text": " I don't like this area. I don't want to be here."}, {"start": 9666.22, "end": 9668.619999999999, "text": " Fuck me, you can go higher up. Okay."}, {"start": 9670.9, "end": 9671.9, "text": " Uhh..."}, {"start": 9676.859999999999, "end": 9678.199999999999, "text": " Bulk Beach, huh?"}, {"start": 9679.32, "end": 9680.16, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 9681.32, "end": 9683.699999999999, "text": " Max Jump left? Oh, I was thinking it."}, {"start": 9683.96, "end": 9687.199999999999, "text": " But I'm gonna go over here first and see what's up over here."}, {"start": 9690.8, "end": 9691.859999999999, "text": " Why, you're not friend!"}, {"start": 9692.9, "end": 9694.74, "text": " Wait, oh, sorry, am I too close?"}, {"start": 9694.74, "end": 9697.94, "text": " Oh, I'm too close. Sorry. Okay."}, {"start": 9698.86, "end": 9702.38, "text": " But I really want this. You're fine with that, right?"}, {"start": 9704.74, "end": 9706.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9708.14, "end": 9711.699999999999, "text": " Yeah, let's not attack anyone because I think they're all gonna aggro."}, {"start": 9724.74, "end": 9725.74, "text": " Chests."}, {"start": 9725.74, "end": 9731.74, "text": " Okay, you swamp gear."}, {"start": 9731.74, "end": 9732.74, "text": " Cushion!"}, {"start": 9732.74, "end": 9735.74, "text": " Ooh, cool."}, {"start": 9735.74, "end": 9738.74, "text": " Hm."}, {"start": 9738.74, "end": 9740.74, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 9740.74, "end": 9743.3, "text": " What item?"}, {"start": 9743.3, "end": 9748.74, "text": " It's a level 3 item."}, {"start": 9748.74, "end": 9761.94, "text": " What item? It's a level 1 upgrade item. What the hell am I going to do with that?"}, {"start": 9761.94, "end": 9764.94, "text": " Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"}, {"start": 9784.94, "end": 9789.94, "text": " I know you're praying for my downfall into the bog, but it shall not ha-"}, {"start": 9791.94, "end": 9793.94, "text": " It shall not happen."}, {"start": 9804.94, "end": 9805.94, "text": " Holy water."}, {"start": 9806.94, "end": 9808.94, "text": " Used to sue the terror."}, {"start": 9808.94, "end": 9825.380000000001, "text": " We've gathered here today in the grace of our mother."}, {"start": 9825.380000000001, "end": 9828.5, "text": " In the Bogum mother thou shalt place thy faith."}, {"start": 9828.5, "end": 9831.5, "text": " Unto the Bogum mother thou shalt entrust thy life."}, {"start": 9831.5, "end": 9834.02, "text": " From the Bogum mother's holy womb thou came."}, {"start": 9834.02, "end": 9836.9, "text": " To her comfortable bosom thou shalt return."}, {"start": 9836.9, "end": 9844.58, "text": " bogus regina bogus regina many are her miracles the mud the flesh many are her"}, {"start": 9844.58, "end": 9850.06, "text": " virtues her watchful eye her motherly grace let not the rumors of a babe"}, {"start": 9850.06, "end": 9855.98, "text": " beyond test by conviction brothers the babe is a mere legend nay a fairy tale"}, {"start": 9855.98, "end": 9861.98, "text": " to mislead us and a front our faith heresy we know where the truth lies do"}, {"start": 9861.98, "end": 9867.34, "text": " not we not do we not yes in the bog eternal our sacred wellspring of blessed"}, {"start": 9867.34, "end": 9872.539999999999, "text": " life forevermore or something lady of the bog holy mother we pray for thine"}, {"start": 9872.539999999999, "end": 9881.5, "text": " guidance in these tumultuous times bogus regina bogus regina"}, {"start": 9881.5, "end": 9899.74, "text": " Bog Mother's Blessing. Yay, great. What's over here? Oh, teleport. What's that well"}, {"start": 9899.74, "end": 9912.34, "text": " down there. Welcome to Boogalink Parish, Redfin. I'm called Koni-Stan-Team. Thou art the"}, {"start": 9912.34, "end": 9921.86, "text": " squire of one named Percy, yes? And what is thy name? I'll reveal. Ah, Elias. Allow me"}, {"start": 9921.86, "end": 9926.66, "text": " to be frank. Now thine monster arrived some time ago. I regret to say it was a great pomp"}, {"start": 9926.66, "end": 9932.42, "text": " in circumstance. In fact, his presence was stirring enough to cause a certain turbulence."}, {"start": 9932.42, "end": 9938.34, "text": " Nihon heretical ideas have begun to spread. Old fairy tales that should have been snuffed"}, {"start": 9938.34, "end": 9943.7, "text": " out long ago. Despite several added sermons a day, nothing seems to distract from these"}, {"start": 9943.7, "end": 9949.74, "text": " heresies. I have a third of favorite task of you. We surely need assistance, yet it"}, {"start": 9949.74, "end": 9952.18, "text": " must be kept secret."}, {"start": 9952.18, "end": 9958.02, "text": " sure. Bogmother's blessings upon me. Onto the issue at hand."}, {"start": 9958.02, "end": 9962.9, "text": " Has thou ever heard of holy water? Yes, now I will keep secret of our order. We draw it"}, {"start": 9962.9, "end": 9967.58, "text": " straight from the Bogmother's divine source, but after Percy departed, the flow of this"}, {"start": 9967.58, "end": 9974.220000000001, "text": " most holy liquid has stopped completely. But it cannot be the natural way of things,"}, {"start": 9974.220000000001, "end": 9978.380000000001, "text": " it mustn't be. This draw must be tests from the great mother."}, {"start": 9978.380000000001, "end": 9981.02, "text": " Alt has broken, that needs mending."}, {"start": 9982.140000000001, "end": 9987.660000000002, "text": " Yet, we must keep watch over our disciples at all times, lest heresy for their virgins."}, {"start": 9987.900000000001, "end": 9992.460000000001, "text": " So, Ella, a humbler request I'll seek out any and all clues and report back to me."}, {"start": 9992.78, "end": 9996.7, "text": " I suggest, I would suggest thou inquire with the villagers first."}, {"start": 9997.02, "end": 9999.02, "text": " Mother, watch over thee and stir not the bog."}, {"start": 10001.900000000001, "end": 10005.820000000002, "text": " Indulge me, it appears nothing new has been discovered, okay."}, {"start": 10008.380000000001, "end": 10018.6, "text": " is this bullgut down here I don't want to jump down there I don't like the I'm"}, {"start": 10018.6, "end": 10021.160000000002, "text": " going down"}, {"start": 10038.380000000001, "end": 10067.380000000001, "text": " I do believe I unlock a shortcut here, so that's really nice."}, {"start": 10067.380000000001, "end": 10070.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, okay, I'm here where the big money bag is, yeah."}, {"start": 10072.880000000001, "end": 10075.18, "text": " The hands are still fucking aggro'd."}, {"start": 10076.880000000001, "end": 10079.080000000002, "text": " Okay, you did- NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 10082.080000000002, "end": 10084.18, "text": " Get out of the boat, get out of the boat, fuck this."}, {"start": 10097.380000000001, "end": 10114.34, "text": " It's a nice shortcut to be honest."}, {"start": 10114.34, "end": 10115.34, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 10115.34, "end": 10131.98, "text": " There's a secret over here."}, {"start": 10131.98, "end": 10136.78, "text": " Ah, one of these."}, {"start": 10136.78, "end": 10138.78, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 10138.78, "end": 10139.94, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 10139.94, "end": 10144.78, "text": " You give up on this while pissing you off."}, {"start": 10144.78, "end": 10148.94, "text": " I don't know where you fall if you go to the right, I guess just in back where I was in the boat."}, {"start": 10151.34, "end": 10152.84, "text": " Other bugs in Sweden, yeah man."}, {"start": 10153.820000000002, "end": 10156.480000000001, "text": " Akumita, thanks 69 months, thank you, what up, siric?"}, {"start": 10156.94, "end": 10158.62, "text": " Night's Flail."}, {"start": 10159.460000000001, "end": 10163.54, "text": " Ooh, it scales with Impo- Ooh, it's actually really nice."}, {"start": 10163.900000000001, "end": 10165.58, "text": " Star Torsion."}, {"start": 10167.02, "end": 10168.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10168.980000000001, "end": 10172.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, it scales a lot with Skull and Impulse."}, {"start": 10174.78, "end": 10186.26, "text": " I'm not allowed to attack here what"}, {"start": 10186.26, "end": 10201.7, "text": " kind of nice but I'll stick with mine for now"}, {"start": 10201.7, "end": 10225.380000000001, "text": " A little swatters, max."}, {"start": 10225.380000000001, "end": 10228.26, "text": " A flailish is the flaccid mace."}, {"start": 10228.26, "end": 10231.54, "text": " Yeah, he's right, I guess."}, {"start": 10231.54, "end": 10237.220000000001, "text": " So there's been like 20 minutes teaching me some sick tech to get that item."}, {"start": 10237.220000000001, "end": 10238.740000000002, "text": " Oh, this one? Yeah."}, {"start": 10238.740000000002, "end": 10244.1, "text": " Is this the one you played demos at EA before that had co-op? Yes! Yeah, it's that one."}, {"start": 10244.1, "end": 10246.900000000001, "text": " It's got co-op, PvP, whatever."}, {"start": 10248.900000000001, "end": 10250.02, "text": " FAAA!"}, {"start": 10251.220000000001, "end": 10252.740000000002, "text": " I'm dropping here."}, {"start": 10252.740000000002, "end": 10254.900000000001, "text": " Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 10254.900000000001, "end": 10255.86, "text": " Well, now we know."}, {"start": 10255.86, "end": 10256.740000000002, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 10256.740000000002, "end": 10260.42, "text": " We gotta go back to the left, I think."}, {"start": 10261.54, "end": 10263.54, "text": " Is this photo of this? Yes it is."}, {"start": 10271.220000000001, "end": 10273.220000000001, "text": " Bogeus regina."}, {"start": 10278.18, "end": 10279.18, "text": " Slop."}, {"start": 10280.1, "end": 10282.1, "text": " Uh, do you have any info?"}, {"start": 10283.220000000001, "end": 10289.62, "text": " Brother Konstantin sent me asking all sorts of questions, are we? Whatever thinks I know. I really don't know."}, {"start": 10289.62, "end": 10296.0, "text": " You know also a frame from asking get up over here bit slow hasn't learned proper speech yet, okay?"}, {"start": 10301.560000000001, "end": 10303.560000000001, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 10306.5, "end": 10312.0, "text": " Well talking to be yep names mod yeah, I know we heard this brother sent me"}, {"start": 10313.44, "end": 10316.76, "text": " So I was wondering if we're having a trouble with regard to the bug I"}, {"start": 10316.76, "end": 10320.880000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10320.880000000001, "end": 10324.56, "text": " Only trouble you notice around here is the sleazy Bogdwell is up here, you're one younger."}, {"start": 10324.56, "end": 10327.32, "text": " Lady V, important stuff needs to be respect."}, {"start": 10327.32, "end": 10330.26, "text": " Daytime horror gave a royal glue a sub."}, {"start": 10330.26, "end": 10332.76, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10332.76, "end": 10336.76, "text": " Right, so where did this take me then?"}, {"start": 10336.76, "end": 10339.24, "text": " Yeah, this is on the other side of that."}, {"start": 10339.24, "end": 10346.68, "text": " So I think I could unlock a shortcut."}, {"start": 10346.68, "end": 10349.32, "text": " They're about to log, does a double or seven game have a freelancer mode?"}, {"start": 10349.720000000001, "end": 10352.04, "text": " No, not freelancer."}, {"start": 10354.0, "end": 10354.84, "text": " It doesn't."}, {"start": 10376.68, "end": 10386.68, "text": " No angle prick enemy, to be honest."}, {"start": 10386.68, "end": 10394.68, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 10394.68, "end": 10399.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10399.68, "end": 10401.68, "text": " Could I max?"}, {"start": 10401.68, "end": 10407.6, "text": " No, 007 doesn't play like Hitman, it doesn't."}, {"start": 10407.6, "end": 10416.800000000001, "text": " I mean, there's definitely some like Hitman DNA, but it doesn't play like it in my honest,"}, {"start": 10416.800000000001, "end": 10417.800000000001, "text": " honest book."}, {"start": 10417.800000000001, "end": 10419.52, "text": " To be quite honest."}, {"start": 10419.52, "end": 10436.0, "text": " Back of sugar ropes. I think this is the shortcut. It's got to be to the one down there, right?"}, {"start": 10436.0, "end": 10442.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, I just opened up. I'm still gonna check. Yeah. I finished all of us, haven't you?"}, {"start": 10449.52, "end": 10473.92, "text": " and this is what a wee little shortcut I guess yeah that's nice got some upgrade material"}, {"start": 10473.92, "end": 10486.48, "text": " in shit all right oh yeah I'm here now yeah wait what I I I do not like this"}, {"start": 10503.92, "end": 10510.72, "text": " mudblood is back huh hey listen get this long iron I snatched up a little"}, {"start": 10510.72, "end": 10515.92, "text": " mudblood they'll nearly have a reach of a goyle I'm saying the reach is crazy"}, {"start": 10515.92, "end": 10521.32, "text": " far mud point this pointed out whatever fool crossed the bam that way any of it"}, {"start": 10521.32, "end": 10525.64, "text": " in his peripheral yet mud they could be creeping as far as they'd be standing"}, {"start": 10525.64, "end": 10530.08, "text": " from that babe right now but still drop that fool straight up"}, {"start": 10530.08, "end": 10541.96, "text": " now getting something or not okay what do you have a rifle and some shades okay"}, {"start": 10545.039999999999, "end": 10550.88, "text": " great sick"}, {"start": 10560.08, "end": 10568.4, "text": " Yeah, the bog is below me, but I've already climbed out of the bog bog"}, {"start": 10575.76, "end": 10579.52, "text": " Dev said to drop for secret boss. I the bog is below me. I've already been there"}, {"start": 10581.039999999999, "end": 10583.039999999999, "text": " Not going to the bog"}, {"start": 10590.08, "end": 10608.44, "text": " Alright, and there's that shortcut. Okay. It's a hidden bug boss? Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 10608.44, "end": 10619.84, "text": " Yeah. Oh, shit, there's like a battle axe here or some shit. It is a battle axe. Logis"}, {"start": 10619.84, "end": 10626.880000000001, "text": " splinter hey you oh actually very good"}, {"start": 10636.4, "end": 10641.32, "text": " not so sure about the moveset maybe"}, {"start": 10641.32, "end": 10648.32, "text": " There's another shortcut."}, {"start": 10648.32, "end": 10651.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10651.32, "end": 10662.32, "text": " Okay, I need a key to unlock that."}, {"start": 10662.32, "end": 10666.0, "text": " Might be a waste of time to go here now."}, {"start": 10666.0, "end": 10668.32, "text": " I need a key above me."}, {"start": 10668.32, "end": 10670.32, "text": " Crisp critters."}, {"start": 10676.76, "end": 10678.76, "text": " Dude, t-t-t-t-t-turn!"}, {"start": 10681.1, "end": 10683.1, "text": " So sick! So sick!"}, {"start": 10683.1, "end": 10685.1, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 10685.34, "end": 10687.34, "text": " Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 10698.32, "end": 10705.84, "text": " Oh, yeah, I have a retreat the retreat ability. I gotta use that"}, {"start": 10715.84, "end": 10721.32, "text": " Okay, uh, yeah, I could check what's over there. There's another fog gate to my left"}, {"start": 10723.6, "end": 10726.58, "text": " Well, let's find out let me get some slope nice"}, {"start": 10728.32, "end": 10731.6, "text": " Hey, Negril! That's five round of..."}, {"start": 10731.6, "end": 10733.6, "text": " Ah, thank you!"}, {"start": 10758.32, "end": 10775.44, "text": " Okay, oh, that is okay good come on down man"}, {"start": 10788.32, "end": 10801.699999999999, "text": " Oh my god this guy Jesus Christ calm it down"}, {"start": 10801.7, "end": 10826.66, "text": " down. A damp rustling key. Okay. Oh, is that for this maybe? Yeah. All right. So this is"}, {"start": 10826.66, "end": 10834.4, "text": " another area where does this take me then bogie jaw chasm okay the gurgling"}, {"start": 10834.4, "end": 10843.46, "text": " gorge yeah there's another area though before I go to the gurgling gorge I"}, {"start": 10843.46, "end": 10850.18, "text": " want to drop down here and then I want to go to the left over here first but"}, {"start": 10850.18, "end": 10852.9, "text": " also I need slope"}, {"start": 10856.66, "end": 10861.5, "text": " here there's another ah locked from the other side while we know where to go"}, {"start": 10861.5, "end": 10867.7, "text": " then zoom zoom zoom"}, {"start": 10867.7, "end": 10871.3, "text": " when the enemies it won't respond so we're chilling hard"}, {"start": 10871.300000000001, "end": 10873.300000000001, "text": " Zoo! Hey Toshiro!"}, {"start": 10873.300000000001, "end": 10875.300000000001, "text": " Zoo!"}, {"start": 10885.300000000001, "end": 10887.300000000001, "text": " Oh Shasta by the way, thanks 33!"}, {"start": 10887.300000000001, "end": 10889.300000000001, "text": " Everybody has a beautiful day."}, {"start": 10889.300000000001, "end": 10891.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I've just been packing for the trip."}, {"start": 10892.300000000001, "end": 10894.300000000001, "text": " Or jumped as the same in all games?"}, {"start": 10894.300000000001, "end": 10896.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, pretty much."}, {"start": 10896.300000000001, "end": 10898.300000000001, "text": " Hey punk, not so tough now, huh?"}, {"start": 10898.300000000001, "end": 10903.820000000002, "text": " Kurodok has his eyes on you, Critten."}, {"start": 10903.820000000002, "end": 10906.460000000001, "text": " Listen up."}, {"start": 10906.460000000001, "end": 10910.380000000001, "text": " You're my prey if you step into Gurglevale."}, {"start": 10910.380000000001, "end": 10912.900000000001, "text": " Got it?"}, {"start": 10912.900000000001, "end": 10917.660000000002, "text": " I'll lurk in the shadows, but I will not say which."}, {"start": 10917.660000000002, "end": 10921.02, "text": " I'll strike, but I will not say when."}, {"start": 10921.02, "end": 10922.02, "text": " Be afraid."}, {"start": 10922.02, "end": 10923.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10923.02, "end": 10927.02, "text": " Mr. Edgelord over here."}, {"start": 10931.02, "end": 10936.02, "text": " Yep, now we got that open. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty much like every shortcut there and stuff."}, {"start": 10953.02, "end": 10961.460000000001, "text": " Okay, oh, nice teleport and rest guy, does this even connect to Loreways to other Jumping"}, {"start": 10961.460000000001, "end": 10962.460000000001, "text": " games?"}, {"start": 10962.460000000001, "end": 10972.74, "text": " Uh, yeah I guess you could say so, because they do talk about like Jump Kings and stuff."}, {"start": 10972.74, "end": 10973.74, "text": " Need a hand?"}, {"start": 10973.74, "end": 10980.380000000001, "text": " Not really, to be honest I kinda want to switch weapon but..."}, {"start": 10980.380000000001, "end": 10981.380000000001, "text": " What was I using before?"}, {"start": 10981.380000000001, "end": 10987.94, "text": " pipe club? I don't know. No, no, keep going with this. I need to use this move more. I"}, {"start": 10987.94, "end": 10997.300000000001, "text": " think it might be good. I'm not going to do a dachika salad using it. No, I'm not going"}, {"start": 10997.300000000001, "end": 11015.660000000002, "text": " do it cuz I don't want to use it I'm no ammo for the rifle I am the whisperer"}, {"start": 11015.660000000002, "end": 11022.580000000002, "text": " in the shadows oh you see the letter from a colleague sir I dressed to you"}, {"start": 11022.58, "end": 11034.3, "text": " letter from Percy okay I could level up"}, {"start": 11034.3, "end": 11036.62, "text": " quite hard with all these I think let's"}, {"start": 11036.62, "end": 11038.94, "text": " use them"}, {"start": 11038.94, "end": 11055.74, "text": " Okay, scratch that, I don't think I'll level up at all."}, {"start": 11055.74, "end": 11057.24, "text": " Not even close, baby."}, {"start": 11057.24, "end": 11062.060000000001, "text": " Uh, it's only in the next 81, it's been a long way since I first watched you play DbD?"}, {"start": 11062.060000000001, "end": 11066.4, "text": " Oh shit, is that what you found when I played it by daylight?"}, {"start": 11066.4, "end": 11071.68, "text": " I was a dark two months right there."}, {"start": 11071.68, "end": 11082.119999999999, "text": " A dark two months."}, {"start": 11082.12, "end": 11084.12, "text": " The Dead by Daylight Ark."}, {"start": 11102.12, "end": 11109.12, "text": " A positive assessment. I played it when it came out. Like, it was not sweaty or anything. It was like an actual horror game."}, {"start": 11109.12, "end": 11116.0, "text": " And it was super fun. It wasn't at all what what people see now when they see that by daylight. It was legit super fun"}, {"start": 11116.92, "end": 11122.26, "text": " But then it got super sweatlourney and it was it lost the whole like"}, {"start": 11123.68, "end": 11125.68, "text": " charm"}, {"start": 11128.36, "end": 11130.36, "text": " For me"}, {"start": 11135.320000000002, "end": 11137.320000000002, "text": " That's how it is"}, {"start": 11139.12, "end": 11168.92, "text": " I feel like these enemies feel a shitload of damage."}, {"start": 11168.92, "end": 11173.92, "text": " five"}, {"start": 11173.92, "end": 11178.92, "text": " five"}, {"start": 11178.92, "end": 11183.92, "text": " five"}, {"start": 11183.92, "end": 11188.92, "text": " five"}, {"start": 11188.92, "end": 11192.92, "text": " five"}, {"start": 11192.92, "end": 11197.92, "text": " five"}, {"start": 11197.92, "end": 11210.8, "text": " Fuck. I'm dismerged. Uh, did I buy it? Oh, I don't have any medication! Fuck! It's fine"}, {"start": 11210.8, "end": 11223.0, "text": " though. It's alright. Um... Alright, we got some snow pears anyways. We're good. Uh..."}, {"start": 11223.0, "end": 11224.0, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 11224.0, "end": 11225.0, "text": " A longbow?"}, {"start": 11225.0, "end": 11226.0, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 11226.0, "end": 11227.0, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11227.0, "end": 11234.08, "text": " We got arrow stab with this one."}, {"start": 11234.08, "end": 11235.08, "text": " Pretty cool."}, {"start": 11235.08, "end": 11247.96, "text": " I have no arrows, but yeah."}, {"start": 11247.96, "end": 11250.2, "text": " I don't fuck with the long range weapons."}, {"start": 11250.2, "end": 11251.2, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 11251.2, "end": 11258.7, "text": " they seem pretty fun though okay I think killing that guy will be a waste of"}, {"start": 11258.7, "end": 11266.460000000001, "text": " time let's not do it yep sick when he was oh there's a secret chest down here"}, {"start": 11266.460000000001, "end": 11278.54, "text": " wow what I thought I could drop down on it"}, {"start": 11281.2, "end": 11291.12, "text": " There's a secret, it's also a big chest so it could have like really good stuff."}, {"start": 11291.12, "end": 11294.240000000002, "text": " Now where was it?"}, {"start": 11294.240000000002, "end": 11310.76, "text": " It was like it was, it was, it was, yeah it's, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I,"}, {"start": 11310.76, "end": 11312.76, "text": " How do I..."}, {"start": 11326.76, "end": 11328.76, "text": " That's what this one is for?"}, {"start": 11331.76, "end": 11333.76, "text": " Nooooo!"}, {"start": 11340.76, "end": 11358.34, "text": " I need to get that chest it better be good dude it's gonna be worth it I still"}, {"start": 11358.34, "end": 11372.34, "text": " I still have no idea what this lever does, though."}, {"start": 11372.34, "end": 11377.34, "text": " Well, we have unlocked all the shortcuts and stuff here, so it should be no problem, really."}, {"start": 11377.34, "end": 11379.34, "text": " Burby, like, 73."}, {"start": 11379.34, "end": 11380.34, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11380.34, "end": 11382.34, "text": " Zoo."}, {"start": 11382.34, "end": 11384.34, "text": " Zoo."}, {"start": 11384.34, "end": 11385.34, "text": " Zoo."}, {"start": 11385.34, "end": 11386.34, "text": " Zoo."}, {"start": 11386.34, "end": 11388.34, "text": " Zoo."}, {"start": 11388.34, "end": 11390.34, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 11390.34, "end": 11393.34, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 11397.34, "end": 11399.34, "text": " Well, I got to remember where I went, though."}, {"start": 11399.34, "end": 11403.34, "text": " And now the enemies are going to respawn."}, {"start": 11403.34, "end": 11416.24, "text": " Well unless was there a shortcut up here maybe there was yeah there is yay I unlocked a shortcut"}, {"start": 11416.24, "end": 11431.44, "text": " up here yes thank the Lord yo okay and now I need to go over here that was a huge fall I had"}, {"start": 11431.44, "end": 11435.4, "text": " All right, then I gotta go here and please someone don't have respawn fuck"}, {"start": 11436.2, "end": 11438.92, "text": " Okay, well, it's only one guy that's respawned so"}, {"start": 11440.36, "end": 11442.36, "text": " I'm just gonna full send it"}, {"start": 11455.28, "end": 11457.720000000001, "text": " No, I that driven give it time to cook I guess"}, {"start": 11461.44, "end": 11464.0, "text": " Wait, so was this a shortcut right here?"}, {"start": 11466.720000000001, "end": 11468.08, "text": " Wait, where is this?"}, {"start": 11472.16, "end": 11475.92, "text": " Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11478.720000000001, "end": 11481.28, "text": " Yes, okay, that's the shortcut, yeah."}, {"start": 11481.28, "end": 11483.36, "text": " I can skip that room with the knife guys."}, {"start": 11483.92, "end": 11485.76, "text": " Just go this way instead."}, {"start": 11485.76, "end": 11488.08, "text": " But I'm getting that chest though, I'm getting that chest."}, {"start": 11491.44, "end": 11519.880000000001, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 11519.880000000001, "end": 11522.880000000001, "text": " I think that's why this little ledge is there."}, {"start": 11526.320000000002, "end": 11528.44, "text": " Wait, where's the chest? Or is it?"}, {"start": 11530.880000000001, "end": 11534.52, "text": " Oh my- This is a nasty jump though!"}, {"start": 11538.76, "end": 11542.2, "text": " Oh, this- There better be something good here. Yo, what up, Richie?"}, {"start": 11543.04, "end": 11545.080000000002, "text": " There better be something good in this one."}, {"start": 11549.880000000001, "end": 11556.880000000001, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 11556.880000000001, "end": 11559.880000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11559.880000000001, "end": 11563.880000000001, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 11563.880000000001, "end": 11574.880000000001, "text": " Give me the ch-"}, {"start": 11574.880000000001, "end": 11581.880000000001, "text": " Give me the ch- Give me the ch- the ch- Give me the-"}, {"start": 11591.28, "end": 11593.28, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 11593.28, "end": 11594.28, "text": " Give me the ch-"}, {"start": 11594.28, "end": 11605.28, "text": " I don't have time for some bog note."}, {"start": 11605.28, "end": 11608.78, "text": " Okay, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa"}, {"start": 11608.78, "end": 11609.78, "text": " wait hold on."}, {"start": 11609.78, "end": 11637.74, "text": " Here I leave my doubt behind, my failure is certain."}, {"start": 11637.74, "end": 11640.619999999999, "text": " This is all because of that chest, and I'm getting that chest."}, {"start": 11640.619999999999, "end": 11642.42, "text": " I am getting that chest."}, {"start": 11642.42, "end": 11647.26, "text": " If this is the punishment for failing to jump to that chest, it's gonna be God's right"}, {"start": 11647.26, "end": 11652.1, "text": " hand sword in that chest."}, {"start": 11652.1, "end": 11655.66, "text": " I don't see any other way."}, {"start": 11655.66, "end": 11657.66, "text": " Ben!"}, {"start": 11657.66, "end": 11668.52, "text": " I'm never going back to the damn bog again LR 15 minutes ago bogus"}, {"start": 11668.52, "end": 11677.68, "text": " Yeah, but that chest it has to have something good. Oh, I'm actually still tilted"}, {"start": 11878.52, "end": 11880.52, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 11897.52, "end": 11898.52, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11898.52, "end": 11900.52, "text": " It's fucking bold, yeah."}, {"start": 11908.52, "end": 11927.4, "text": " Wait, wait, why can I go in here?"}, {"start": 11927.4, "end": 11928.4, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11928.4, "end": 11933.12, "text": " Oh, shit, because I rang the bell!"}, {"start": 11933.12, "end": 11938.12, "text": " You can go in here."}, {"start": 11938.12, "end": 11947.160000000002, "text": " Wait, what's down here?"}, {"start": 11947.160000000002, "end": 11949.04, "text": " I am not going to find out."}, {"start": 11949.04, "end": 11954.04, "text": " What's in here?"}, {"start": 11954.04, "end": 11980.44, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 12010.44, "end": 12020.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12020.44, "end": 12024.44, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12024.44, "end": 12026.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12026.44, "end": 12028.44, "text": " death"}, {"start": 12028.44, "end": 12033.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12033.44, "end": 12053.24, "text": " It's also a respick statue here."}, {"start": 12053.24, "end": 12058.12, "text": " At least, these are respick statues, right?"}, {"start": 12058.12, "end": 12062.16, "text": " Can you only use them each one time?"}, {"start": 12063.039999999999, "end": 12065.28, "text": " Oh, fuck, I'm back in Bugshrine!"}, {"start": 12067.6, "end": 12068.88, "text": " Cool!"}, {"start": 12069.76, "end": 12070.26, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 12076.16, "end": 12076.96, "text": " Cool!"}, {"start": 12082.88, "end": 12084.88, "text": " Well, I wonder what this is."}, {"start": 12088.96, "end": 12090.72, "text": " Sarcophagus! Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 12090.72, "end": 12098.72, "text": " By entering the string sarcophagus, an image of you is created which may be reborn in a different world."}, {"start": 12098.72, "end": 12107.72, "text": " The sarcophagus saves your equipment and lets you select that as a starting inclination when you next select new game."}, {"start": 12107.72, "end": 12116.72, "text": " The attributes of your reincarnation, the image created, remains available for use until the next time you enter the sarcophagus."}, {"start": 12116.72, "end": 12118.72, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 12119.519999999999, "end": 12120.519999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12124.359999999999, "end": 12125.359999999999, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 12127.679999999998, "end": 12129.64, "text": " Yeah, it's our new game plus, yeah."}, {"start": 12143.08, "end": 12146.72, "text": " That's sick though. Okay, but we can climb up from here."}, {"start": 12146.72, "end": 12151.14, "text": " This area is so eerie, though. I expected, like, Kerokin or something."}, {"start": 12154.5, "end": 12159.06, "text": " Basically, I'll thanks the bits, man. Coco jump by 1, by thanks 29, by thanks 73."}, {"start": 12167.0, "end": 12169.48, "text": " Because right here, you can climb up."}, {"start": 12170.56, "end": 12174.72, "text": " What, you got Mina the Hollower? Uh, no, I mean, I'm gone for 4 days after today."}, {"start": 12174.72, "end": 12180.0, "text": " And when I get back, I wanna keep playing this, cause I'm not beating this today. This game is long."}, {"start": 12182.0, "end": 12184.48, "text": " And then it's got the green mate, so, yeah."}, {"start": 12190.0, "end": 12193.76, "text": " Wait, which door is this? Oh, it's this one! Okay."}, {"start": 12193.76, "end": 12198.54, "text": " Why all oil be wait I thought that the shortcut the shortcuts over here"}, {"start": 12199.7, "end": 12202.14, "text": " Somewhere it's over here"}, {"start": 12203.72, "end": 12205.72, "text": " Yeah, it's up here it is"}, {"start": 12210.08, "end": 12216.36, "text": " Very nice. All right, let's go. Okay. I mean at least I'm back in the church"}, {"start": 12220.84, "end": 12222.84, "text": " Yeah, be double a seven yesterday"}, {"start": 12223.76, "end": 12230.76, "text": " Oh, you're just an illegal Batman?"}, {"start": 12230.76, "end": 12232.56, "text": " Yeah, not really."}, {"start": 12232.56, "end": 12243.56, "text": " I'd probably enjoy it for like a stream, but then I'd probably end up flushing it."}, {"start": 12243.56, "end": 12261.199999999999, "text": " Uh, I'm just trying to get to the shortcut."}, {"start": 12261.199999999999, "end": 12267.92, "text": " Dude, imagine if I failed that damn chest jump again."}, {"start": 12267.92, "end": 12280.24, "text": " Okay, that's okay. The shortcut's over here anyway, so it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 12280.24, "end": 12295.52, "text": " The shortcut is right over here."}, {"start": 12295.52, "end": 12299.28, "text": " So that was a question mark door and you had to ring a bell for it."}, {"start": 12299.28, "end": 12307.04, "text": " There's another question mark door I found before, but I don't think I found a bell for"}, {"start": 12307.04, "end": 12313.6, "text": " that."}, {"start": 12313.6, "end": 12316.2, "text": " So the shortcut is up here."}, {"start": 12316.2, "end": 12325.28, "text": " You go here, you go up here, and then you go here, and then here, and then you go here,"}, {"start": 12325.28, "end": 12327.42, "text": " And then you go here."}, {"start": 12327.42, "end": 12328.58, "text": " And then it's here."}, {"start": 12328.58, "end": 12332.68, "text": " And then you go up here, in there, teleport back up here, and then you go left."}, {"start": 12332.68, "end": 12337.04, "text": " And left, uh, it takes me back to where the chest jump is."}, {"start": 12337.04, "end": 12351.84, "text": " Well, I'm going for the jump again."}, {"start": 12351.84, "end": 12353.84, "text": " I'm no pus-sa."}, {"start": 12369.28, "end": 12376.34, "text": " First you gotta nail this jump, and then you gotta nail this jump, and then you gotta nail this jump."}, {"start": 12378.62, "end": 12380.62, "text": " FUCK!"}, {"start": 12381.84, "end": 12401.42, "text": " And every time I fail the jumps, yep."}, {"start": 12401.42, "end": 12405.08, "text": " And this is not required, but there's a hidden chest there."}, {"start": 12405.08, "end": 12406.6, "text": " There's a hidden chest."}, {"start": 12406.6, "end": 12408.6, "text": " I-I have to see what it is."}, {"start": 12412.4, "end": 12413.4, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 12421.4, "end": 12423.0, "text": " And before it's a bog soup."}, {"start": 12425.2, "end": 12430.4, "text": " Oi, I tell you something's 50 and Huey thinks that I have five years to try to cast my sub or maybe I'm relating"}, {"start": 12430.4, "end": 12432.4, "text": " because there's not been Garfika for a long time."}, {"start": 12432.4, "end": 12435.2, "text": " What do you mean? That was Garfika the Longo and when I played it,"}, {"start": 12435.2, "end": 12439.2, "text": " We played it for two plus hours. Never happened before."}, {"start": 12442.7, "end": 12444.2, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 12445.2, "end": 12446.2, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 12452.2, "end": 12455.2, "text": " And Bazooko takes an anointy for you, Jesus."}, {"start": 12456.2, "end": 12459.2, "text": " Alright, we go attempt number, what is it, four?"}, {"start": 12465.2, "end": 12472.2, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12483.2, "end": 12490.2, "text": " house the point of landing on that"}, {"start": 12495.2, "end": 12518.28, "text": " Sir Onion! It's the Onion set! Yay!"}, {"start": 12518.28, "end": 12523.640000000001, "text": " Torn note, we sought to acquire additional food for our mission to the starving village"}, {"start": 12523.64, "end": 12525.64, "text": " It's a faith set, though."}, {"start": 12525.64, "end": 12527.64, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12553.64, "end": 12561.0, "text": " and refinements but on your night. Regrettably."}, {"start": 12572.519999999999, "end": 12575.24, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 12583.64, "end": 12596.32, "text": " It's onion man. There's like lore for every single piece. That's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 12596.32, "end": 12601.039999999999, "text": " Alright, time to get back. Sick."}, {"start": 12613.64, "end": 12629.96, "text": " Now we can climb up because at least now I got that."}, {"start": 12629.96, "end": 12635.88, "text": " Squire back, I stayed on the safe side, yeah, for backup in case anything happened."}, {"start": 12635.88, "end": 12637.4, "text": " You don't run into any trouble, right?"}, {"start": 12637.4, "end": 12639.96, "text": " Oh, you found the next step on the way to Percy?"}, {"start": 12639.96, "end": 12641.32, "text": " Splendid, very well then."}, {"start": 12641.32, "end": 12647.0, "text": " You help me a lot now, buddy. I was thinking maybe you could hold on to something for me with a squire of the team after all"}, {"start": 12647.56, "end": 12648.88, "text": " Bellman's hats"}, {"start": 12648.88, "end": 12654.96, "text": " It's a spare I keep just in case besides aren't you Sir Percy squire now? I think it's your job to carry things. Yep"}, {"start": 12655.039999999999, "end": 12657.039999999999, "text": " Just be careful with it. All right. I"}, {"start": 12657.68, "end": 12663.66, "text": " Think we're ready now. Let's make for the gurgling gorge. It's like after the small gray man. Yes, excellent. See you there"}, {"start": 12693.66, "end": 12708.26, "text": " Yeah, it is onion bro it is"}, {"start": 12713.46, "end": 12720.06, "text": " All right, at least now we can continue I don't even remember where I was before I saw that chest it was it was around there"}, {"start": 12723.66, "end": 12738.44, "text": " Yeah, it's true green with evil she does"}, {"start": 12738.44, "end": 12748.44, "text": " She's a filthy lawyer."}, {"start": 12748.44, "end": 12752.84, "text": " The bell helm?"}, {"start": 12752.84, "end": 12755.44, "text": " I don't like bell man though."}, {"start": 12755.44, "end": 12759.960000000001, "text": " Oh hey, bell man."}, {"start": 12759.960000000001, "end": 12762.16, "text": " Ah squire, there you are!"}, {"start": 12762.16, "end": 12764.76, "text": " So we're in Gurgleville proper, what luck huh?"}, {"start": 12764.76, "end": 12771.24, "text": " Well, we wouldn't be here without you and this is your servant. Yes. Ah, I wouldn't have thought a squire needed a squire of his own"}, {"start": 12774.72, "end": 12779.76, "text": " Okay, let's put up to find the way to upper girl. We're surely safe from the boat get up here"}, {"start": 12780.04, "end": 12784.42, "text": " And if either of us finds the way we'll meet. Let us figure it out as we go. Yeah"}, {"start": 12785.04, "end": 12787.04, "text": " So I'll go ride you go left. Yeah"}, {"start": 12788.0, "end": 12793.4, "text": " Okay, the arch topics in 90 one the brother the 90 one"}, {"start": 12794.76, "end": 12803.880000000001, "text": " I don't even remember his jokes."}, {"start": 12803.880000000001, "end": 12810.28, "text": " I'm not sure I want to."}, {"start": 12810.28, "end": 12812.28, "text": " Get all good ash on!"}, {"start": 12824.28, "end": 12828.28, "text": " So, what's this door? Oh, I left it on the other side. That's a shortcut later."}, {"start": 12830.28, "end": 12833.28, "text": " Oh, are you gonna come down from there? I see you."}, {"start": 12840.28, "end": 12846.28, "text": " Fuckin' A."}, {"start": 12846.28, "end": 12853.640000000001, "text": " Okay, ay ay ay ay."}, {"start": 12853.640000000001, "end": 12855.16, "text": " I hold a shield."}, {"start": 12855.16, "end": 12857.84, "text": " Alright, favourite omelet, my recipe."}, {"start": 12857.84, "end": 12858.84, "text": " Blueberry!"}, {"start": 12858.84, "end": 12859.84, "text": " My ass!"}, {"start": 12859.84, "end": 12867.84, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me?"}, {"start": 12867.84, "end": 12892.84, "text": " I'm so tired of the bulge."}, {"start": 12892.84, "end": 12912.92, "text": " The bowl gear did I get a bozo dagger way I did a bozo dagger with bozo slash"}, {"start": 12912.92, "end": 12927.68, "text": " I don't know what I think about these waters. I feel like the move sets kind of meh"}, {"start": 12942.92, "end": 12944.92, "text": " Ooh, that's such a tight jump."}, {"start": 12945.48, "end": 12947.48, "text": " What are the things you bully me gone?"}, {"start": 12948.84, "end": 12950.84, "text": " Every time"}, {"start": 12951.42, "end": 12954.64, "text": " She says something that is like a joke. She says"}, {"start": 12955.36, "end": 12958.64, "text": " She doesn't even know she does it which is the hilarious part, but she says"}, {"start": 12959.16, "end": 12962.42, "text": " Namaskar, which means I'm just joking"}, {"start": 12963.12, "end": 12967.84, "text": " But she says it in Swedish even on her stream, and she doesn't like"}, {"start": 12968.960000000001, "end": 12970.960000000001, "text": " 99% of the time she's not aware she's saying it"}, {"start": 12970.960000000001, "end": 12974.960000000001, "text": " And she hates when I bring it up."}, {"start": 12974.960000000001, "end": 12975.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12975.960000000001, "end": 12976.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12976.960000000001, "end": 12992.960000000001, "text": " That's a classic in Swedish, some reason it is, yeah."}, {"start": 12992.960000000001, "end": 13004.400000000001, "text": " All right, let me look in this bro still in the bulging know"}, {"start": 13022.960000000001, "end": 13032.960000000001, "text": " Dude, the damage these guys deal is crazy."}, {"start": 13032.960000000001, "end": 13037.04, "text": " Alright, yeah."}, {"start": 13037.04, "end": 13044.04, "text": " These dagger guys are really scary."}, {"start": 13067.04, "end": 13076.640000000001, "text": " Okay, now we're climbing up after that whole chest arc."}, {"start": 13076.640000000001, "end": 13081.44, "text": " We are on our way up."}, {"start": 13081.44, "end": 13088.560000000001, "text": " Hmm, interesting."}, {"start": 13088.560000000001, "end": 13095.36, "text": " Okay, what's this?"}, {"start": 13095.36, "end": 13097.36, "text": " There's a big guy over there, scary."}, {"start": 13098.640000000001, "end": 13100.640000000001, "text": " Hey! Blacksmith guy, what up?"}, {"start": 13109.44, "end": 13109.94, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 13110.880000000001, "end": 13115.84, "text": " Those digging lunatics snatched me other coal for some bleeding ritual or other up in graveyard basin."}, {"start": 13116.400000000001, "end": 13118.400000000001, "text": " Like a hard ride just upwards from here, lad."}, {"start": 13119.2, "end": 13122.720000000001, "text": " There's a big gate, go through the darkness first, then you're in the right place."}, {"start": 13122.720000000001, "end": 13127.640000000001, "text": " Ah, if I said I'll have me other arm, I'd march in myself and bash the skulls so the"}, {"start": 13127.640000000001, "end": 13129.640000000001, "text": " skull rolled out glowing."}, {"start": 13129.640000000001, "end": 13135.220000000001, "text": " I'm pushing further up soon, got a proper hunch with the last skulls waiting."}, {"start": 13135.220000000001, "end": 13139.12, "text": " Jago's will end, I'll have it flaming, Mephurn is soon enough again."}, {"start": 13139.12, "end": 13140.12, "text": " You want to improve your arms?"}, {"start": 13140.12, "end": 13142.12, "text": " Yeah, but I don't think I can."}, {"start": 13142.12, "end": 13145.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, I can never spin."}, {"start": 13145.800000000001, "end": 13149.36, "text": " I guess you need a thousand of that wheel currency."}, {"start": 13155.240000000002, "end": 13157.1, "text": " Ah, blblblblblblblblblbl."}, {"start": 13157.1, "end": 13159.160000000002, "text": " Yo, what up, guys? All good. I've just been-"}, {"start": 13159.400000000001, "end": 13163.160000000002, "text": " Well, I always sleep bad before traveling for like an event."}, {"start": 13163.740000000002, "end": 13164.800000000001, "text": " Today's no difference."}, {"start": 13165.36, "end": 13166.28, "text": " But it's all good."}, {"start": 13167.220000000001, "end": 13171.1, "text": " It's all good. Okay, I'm gonna fight this guy and hopefully win."}, {"start": 13171.220000000001, "end": 13172.68, "text": " But I'm gonna smoke first."}, {"start": 13175.800000000001, "end": 13180.800000000001, "text": " No, I haven't found any coals, I think. I feel like he finds them on himself when you find him."}, {"start": 13188.800000000001, "end": 13193.800000000001, "text": " So... Yo. Wait, does that guy have a fist weapon?"}, {"start": 13198.800000000001, "end": 13202.800000000001, "text": " Okay, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"}, {"start": 13205.800000000001, "end": 13216.800000000001, "text": " The fuck..."}, {"start": 13216.800000000001, "end": 13218.800000000001, "text": " Shill, Matt!"}, {"start": 13218.800000000001, "end": 13220.800000000001, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 13220.800000000001, "end": 13221.800000000001, "text": " Kitten!"}, {"start": 13221.800000000001, "end": 13223.800000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13235.800000000001, "end": 13240.240000000002, "text": " Are you kidding me with that damage?"}, {"start": 13240.240000000002, "end": 13249.560000000001, "text": " Yo give me that fist weapon now."}, {"start": 13249.560000000001, "end": 13251.720000000001, "text": " Only slope?"}, {"start": 13251.720000000001, "end": 13258.160000000002, "text": " Well there is stuff here though."}, {"start": 13258.16, "end": 13272.8, "text": " Yep, what I already have the plan so crazy. No, it's fine. Time's fine. What?"}, {"start": 13272.8, "end": 13285.52, "text": " What do you mean? I don't have a slope enough. Oh wait, I got mud oil. Yes."}, {"start": 13285.52, "end": 13292.24, "text": " use month you use the fucking mother-in-law"}, {"start": 13292.24, "end": 13297.7, "text": " all right but I'm too much to normal time no I have to go earlier because I'm"}, {"start": 13297.7, "end": 13303.74, "text": " going to the bozo I'm going to the"}, {"start": 13303.74, "end": 13320.699999999999, "text": " Airport, this set doesn't weigh a lot, does it?"}, {"start": 13320.699999999999, "end": 13333.06, "text": " It doesn't weigh a lot at all."}, {"start": 13333.06, "end": 13335.06, "text": " And it looks like shit."}, {"start": 13339.939999999999, "end": 13340.98, "text": " Oh, I'm going down here."}, {"start": 13340.98, "end": 13341.98, "text": " What's over here?"}, {"start": 13345.98, "end": 13346.98, "text": " Oh, this is a..."}, {"start": 13346.98, "end": 13350.22, "text": " Yeah, I wonder if this is that shortcut we saw."}, {"start": 13350.22, "end": 13351.22, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13363.06, "end": 13378.0, "text": " But wait now I have no idea where I am. Oh you guys are here. Okay. Yo, Ella it's"}, {"start": 13378.0, "end": 13382.1, "text": " really you brother. Didn't you go with the herringer? We just came down from the"}, {"start": 13382.1, "end": 13389.06, "text": " Crown Way, kid. We were quick too. So when did you pass us, huh? Yes, what happened?"}, {"start": 13389.06, "end": 13396.06, "text": " Percy failed to catch me. I see. So you fumble the jump and you don't want to admit it, huh?"}, {"start": 13396.06, "end": 13401.06, "text": " Surely the hurry girl would never do something like that on purpose."}, {"start": 13401.06, "end": 13406.06, "text": " Ella, don't be afraid to admit to your own faults. It's the mark of an honorable night."}, {"start": 13406.06, "end": 13409.06, "text": " What about Bellman? He made it, I take it?"}, {"start": 13411.06, "end": 13414.06, "text": " He came to save me?"}, {"start": 13414.06, "end": 13419.06, "text": " Good ol' bell, man. Don't judge a nail by how hammered it is, I guess."}, {"start": 13423.06, "end": 13424.06, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13424.06, "end": 13427.06, "text": " I fear me and Black Knight cannot alter our course."}, {"start": 13427.06, "end": 13434.06, "text": " We discuss with the herringer back in Uptown. You see, there's word that some of Kroak's top guys have been sighted around these foul lanes."}, {"start": 13434.06, "end": 13439.06, "text": " We're gonna catch one and ask him some tough questions, alright? First, we're gonna kick in his teeth."}, {"start": 13439.06, "end": 13445.06, "text": " First, we're gonna have to find a shadowy behind. Yes, eloquently put, Black Knight."}, {"start": 13445.06, "end": 13450.06, "text": " The idea is to glean what Evil Cruel's weakness might be. So have you seen one kid?"}, {"start": 13450.06, "end": 13454.06, "text": " Come on! They're supposed to be all over the place down here."}, {"start": 13454.06, "end": 13460.06, "text": " Yeah, sure. Really? A nearby too? Curious. From what I heard, these guys appear and disappear practically at will."}, {"start": 13460.06, "end": 13465.06, "text": " We best search both high and low. Let's go get him. Yeah!"}, {"start": 13465.859999999999, "end": 13470.74, "text": " All right, yep, you guys head on out. Oh, there's no door to leave out"}, {"start": 13472.74, "end": 13474.74, "text": " Suggestion accepted"}, {"start": 13476.34, "end": 13483.1, "text": " There's no going to leave out it's fine. Ah, this is that shortcut I see"}, {"start": 13483.1, "end": 13506.220000000001, "text": " Or? Ah, yes. Yeah, yeah. Okay, nice. That's good."}, {"start": 13506.220000000001, "end": 13510.220000000001, "text": " Now what? I could go to the right or I could go to the left?"}, {"start": 13511.220000000001, "end": 13513.220000000001, "text": " Oh, my neck got..."}, {"start": 13530.220000000001, "end": 13533.220000000001, "text": " Stop! Stop!"}, {"start": 13536.220000000001, "end": 13538.220000000001, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 13538.220000000001, "end": 13540.220000000001, "text": " Shhhh."}, {"start": 13540.220000000001, "end": 13542.220000000001, "text": " Shhhh."}, {"start": 13560.220000000001, "end": 13562.220000000001, "text": " Fucking dagger."}, {"start": 13562.220000000001, "end": 13564.220000000001, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 13564.220000000001, "end": 13566.220000000001, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 13566.220000000001, "end": 13568.220000000001, "text": " Uuugh!"}, {"start": 13568.220000000001, "end": 13570.220000000001, "text": " This area is pain."}, {"start": 13570.220000000001, "end": 13572.220000000001, "text": " Well, not the area, but the enemies are."}, {"start": 13572.220000000001, "end": 13574.220000000001, "text": " Well, that was me die."}, {"start": 13574.220000000001, "end": 13576.220000000001, "text": " You fall down a certain amount"}, {"start": 13576.220000000001, "end": 13578.220000000001, "text": " of floors."}, {"start": 13578.220000000001, "end": 13580.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go down."}, {"start": 13580.220000000001, "end": 13582.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go down."}, {"start": 13582.220000000001, "end": 13584.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go down."}, {"start": 13584.220000000001, "end": 13586.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go down."}, {"start": 13586.220000000001, "end": 13588.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go down."}, {"start": 13588.220000000001, "end": 13590.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go down."}, {"start": 13590.220000000001, "end": 13605.02, "text": " Okay. This area is also really big. You can go to the right or to the left. I'll take"}, {"start": 13605.02, "end": 13608.02, "text": " All of Ella's suffering from this game if he just spits on me."}, {"start": 13620.02, "end": 13622.94, "text": " Bird friend? No. No friend."}, {"start": 13625.1, "end": 13626.1, "text": " I chicken."}, {"start": 13629.82, "end": 13630.82, "text": " Oh, chicken."}, {"start": 13635.02, "end": 13643.42, "text": " okay so where do I go do I well I just got to choose a direction and go for it"}, {"start": 13643.42, "end": 13645.82, "text": " really"}, {"start": 13651.1, "end": 13655.26, "text": " okay well"}, {"start": 13657.82, "end": 13664.140000000001, "text": " in riding master for sure for sure I'm gonna go to the right first I guess"}, {"start": 13664.14, "end": 13666.14, "text": " That's where the coal guy said"}, {"start": 13670.859999999999, "end": 13677.5, "text": " Well, I can also go up here chicken wait she can's guarding something. What is this?"}, {"start": 13677.5, "end": 13699.74, "text": " pathetic white dog that burden a new page no it's all good man it's all good"}, {"start": 13699.74, "end": 13701.74, "text": " But what is this?"}, {"start": 13703.52, "end": 13705.52, "text": " Bogo club."}, {"start": 13706.38, "end": 13709.96, "text": " Oh shit, it meagascales with crudeness. Holy shit."}, {"start": 13710.64, "end": 13712.76, "text": " Onish head and Bogo bonk."}, {"start": 13713.98, "end": 13715.98, "text": " God damn!"}, {"start": 13716.52, "end": 13718.96, "text": " Wait, the melee attack is a headbutt?"}, {"start": 13718.960000000001, "end": 13720.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13728.960000000001, "end": 13730.960000000001, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 13730.960000000001, "end": 13732.960000000001, "text": " Fucking hell."}, {"start": 13732.960000000001, "end": 13734.960000000001, "text": " Oh shit! Sick attack though!"}, {"start": 13740.960000000001, "end": 13742.960000000001, "text": " Yeah I need 11 crudeness for that."}, {"start": 13742.960000000001, "end": 13744.960000000001, "text": " I have six so..."}, {"start": 13744.960000000001, "end": 13746.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13748.960000000001, "end": 13753.880000000001, "text": " kind of like it though yeah we gotta level up a lot of crudeness or I can"}, {"start": 13753.880000000001, "end": 13761.92, "text": " literally just respect here I think if I want to use it let's try it so if I"}, {"start": 13761.92, "end": 13766.68, "text": " want to respect my stats wait hold up let me see first what it actually scales"}, {"start": 13766.68, "end": 13779.28, "text": " with oh yeah yeah okay so is it in the"}, {"start": 13779.28, "end": 13783.32, "text": " verse naturally we're three with the"}, {"start": 13783.32, "end": 13785.08, "text": " different when I fortune different that"}, {"start": 13785.08, "end": 13790.04, "text": " our linkers I dots to this end so is"}, {"start": 13790.04, "end": 13793.84, "text": " this my stats I hope so"}, {"start": 13793.84, "end": 13798.52, "text": " The attributes for inverted them to my heart's desire"}, {"start": 13801.36, "end": 13803.36, "text": " Yeah, but I want these"}, {"start": 13807.4, "end": 13814.52, "text": " Yeah, so here you can change them if you want I see okay, this is really cool. I mean I want them like this"}, {"start": 13814.52, "end": 13835.84, "text": " minus one ascent I guess I wish to renew now I got oh but I don't get to"}, {"start": 13835.84, "end": 13840.0, "text": " respect here I just get all my points back so now I have to find a resting"}, {"start": 13840.0, "end": 13850.68, "text": " spot with no health and I can't use my weapons. Actually I can use it. Well"}, {"start": 13850.68, "end": 13854.16, "text": " that's not very pog, is it?"}, {"start": 13857.88, "end": 13866.56, "text": " That's pretty fucked. Well this is a shortcut, I can't even go here anyways."}, {"start": 13866.56, "end": 13872.56, "text": " Well, we can go to the right, or we can go to the left."}, {"start": 13872.56, "end": 13877.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13877.76, "end": 13878.76, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 13878.76, "end": 13880.24, "text": " I don't know what to do anymore."}, {"start": 13880.24, "end": 13885.56, "text": " Now I'm scared."}, {"start": 13885.56, "end": 13894.64, "text": " Well, we've cleared these enemies."}, {"start": 13894.64, "end": 13895.64, "text": " Let's see what's over here."}, {"start": 13895.64, "end": 13902.68, "text": " Now we know how the respec works. That's super sick. It's well except you gotta find a you got to find your servant to"}, {"start": 13902.72, "end": 13904.279999999999, "text": " respect your points"}, {"start": 13904.279999999999, "end": 13907.68, "text": " But hey, I I I yeah, I guess I'll fucking die"}, {"start": 13909.68, "end": 13915.48, "text": " It's not very poked but it's very bold. Yeah, can I put it better me self?"}, {"start": 13919.72, "end": 13921.72, "text": " As long as there's no enemies here"}, {"start": 13925.64, "end": 13950.119999999999, "text": " I'm friendly please please listen buddy buddy can I just go through here please okay well"}, {"start": 13950.12, "end": 13952.12, "text": " We have that shortcut now, that's great"}, {"start": 13957.36, "end": 13962.640000000001, "text": " At least they don't fucking murder me. Okay, we need a key here"}, {"start": 13966.08, "end": 13968.08, "text": " Gurgling tower key, okay"}, {"start": 13971.0, "end": 13974.44, "text": " I think this game causes God God run souls like nah"}, {"start": 13974.44, "end": 13982.140000000001, "text": " Okay, there is nowhere to go here in that case. I'm gonna go all the way to the right and climb up"}, {"start": 13985.84, "end": 13991.480000000001, "text": " Fuck maybe if I find a teleporter, isn't there a teleporter over here somewhere"}, {"start": 13995.720000000001, "end": 13999.84, "text": " There's also a secret down there. I'm good for now"}, {"start": 14001.92, "end": 14003.92, "text": " This is a chest right"}, {"start": 14004.44, "end": 14012.5, "text": " I respect but you get your points back and then you got to find your servant again to actually put the points in"}, {"start": 14012.92, "end": 14015.58, "text": " So that's why my point my health is all gone"}, {"start": 14026.36, "end": 14028.86, "text": " Or anything yeah, you buy gestures with those coins"}, {"start": 14034.44, "end": 14045.68, "text": " yes okay we're good no no no no no help me help me take me home where's bogie"}, {"start": 14052.640000000001, "end": 14060.84, "text": " all right see listen we're gonna use bogo club we need 11 crudeness"}, {"start": 14064.44, "end": 14087.62, "text": " I mean, I can use gear for this to increase it, but it's kind of nice to balance it out"}, {"start": 14087.62, "end": 14090.34, "text": " Because then you'll get more health and all that."}, {"start": 14100.140000000001, "end": 14101.300000000001, "text": " This is pretty solid."}, {"start": 14101.300000000001, "end": 14102.7, "text": " 137 health."}, {"start": 14102.7, "end": 14103.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14103.7, "end": 14105.5, "text": " 65 damage."}, {"start": 14105.5, "end": 14106.5, "text": " Let's test it."}, {"start": 14110.980000000001, "end": 14111.980000000001, "text": " Upgrading."}, {"start": 14111.98, "end": 14119.18, "text": " Wait, did I just find fief-fief?"}, {"start": 14119.18, "end": 14121.82, "text": " No, these are, yeah."}, {"start": 14121.82, "end": 14122.82, "text": " Nevermind."}, {"start": 14122.82, "end": 14123.82, "text": " NEVORMIND!"}, {"start": 14123.82, "end": 14135.5, "text": " I'll play Amina the Holoware-well no, like first I'm doing this game and I won't beat"}, {"start": 14135.5, "end": 14146.42, "text": " this before I travel tomorrow or today. So when I get back on Tuesday I will continue"}, {"start": 14146.42, "end": 14149.5, "text": " this game and then um..."}, {"start": 14149.5, "end": 14168.06, "text": " It doesn't even deal that much, like, it's one damage difference, but it's so much slower."}, {"start": 14168.06, "end": 14179.46, "text": " The good part is it has, I think it has hit instead of slash, so that's kinda cool."}, {"start": 14179.460000000001, "end": 14184.800000000001, "text": " I don't do like I will streams from events like that, but Amika does so I'll be on her stream"}, {"start": 14187.960000000001, "end": 14189.960000000001, "text": " But then I'm back Tuesday"}, {"start": 14192.740000000002, "end": 14197.580000000002, "text": " Back Tuesday and then I'm gonna continue this game and then a gothic remake is out"}, {"start": 14197.980000000001, "end": 14201.160000000002, "text": " And then we have some hulk reactions, brob to do"}, {"start": 14201.16, "end": 14213.52, "text": " Hey Bellman's here, what the hell? Bellman's comes to join us."}, {"start": 14213.52, "end": 14221.0, "text": " You're glad you're here, Squire. This place anyway. You know, my map didn't say drat about any"}, {"start": 14221.0, "end": 14225.84, "text": " tombs or such like on the path to Old Town. I knew I should've returned back."}, {"start": 14225.84, "end": 14229.64, "text": " But isn't it cool to see new places just when you keep going? Then again."}, {"start": 14229.64, "end": 14233.56, "text": " I think this place is not a good place at all to be for me."}, {"start": 14233.56, "end": 14236.72, "text": " Didn't you see those hooded guys are digging up graves?"}, {"start": 14236.72, "end": 14238.88, "text": " Horrible, I must say."}, {"start": 14238.88, "end": 14243.8, "text": " Well, now that you're here, Squire, I trust the coast is clear for the moment."}, {"start": 14243.8, "end": 14246.4, "text": " I saw this safe place just below the tombs."}, {"start": 14246.4, "end": 14251.8, "text": " Let's meet up down there in Plano Art Vones with less plunderer buggers interfering, hopefully."}, {"start": 14259.64, "end": 14261.64, "text": " ZOOOOO"}, {"start": 14261.64, "end": 14263.64, "text": " ZOOOOO"}, {"start": 14265.64, "end": 14272.84, "text": " Oh, yeah, my gear increases metal and impulse. Yeah, if I had gear that would increase crudeness instead"}, {"start": 14272.84, "end": 14278.92, "text": " You forgot about the rocket and play you will pick up and then we'll need to take Tuesday and Wednesday off"}, {"start": 14279.039999999999, "end": 14281.039999999999, "text": " No, I won't"}, {"start": 14281.599999999999, "end": 14284.32, "text": " If I were to use the bozo set"}, {"start": 14284.32, "end": 14291.46, "text": " It would increase my damage, I think. I have 65 damage right now with a bozo set."}, {"start": 14291.46, "end": 14300.0, "text": " I still have 65, even though it scales with crudeness."}, {"start": 14300.0, "end": 14309.96, "text": " Hmm, interesting. 23... 23."}, {"start": 14309.960000000001, "end": 14320.960000000001, "text": " weird oh well whatever all good thanks"}, {"start": 14320.960000000001, "end": 14324.960000000001, "text": " jeopardy nevandriah at x51"}, {"start": 14329.960000000001, "end": 14335.68, "text": " there's a platform down here oh look at"}, {"start": 14335.68, "end": 14347.84, "text": " that thank you I feel like your humor is not being synced tanks it somehow I just"}, {"start": 14347.84, "end": 14353.6, "text": " don't know how I feel like your humor is not being synced"}, {"start": 14353.6, "end": 14363.54, "text": " Humor not being singed."}, {"start": 14363.54, "end": 14373.94, "text": " What is the UK light on about?"}, {"start": 14373.94, "end": 14375.26, "text": " Balanced I guess."}, {"start": 14375.26, "end": 14376.26, "text": " Your humors."}, {"start": 14376.26, "end": 14377.26, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14377.26, "end": 14379.42, "text": " You mean in game?"}, {"start": 14379.42, "end": 14380.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14380.42, "end": 14382.92, "text": " Yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 14382.92, "end": 14385.5, "text": " I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14385.5, "end": 14388.16, "text": " Humors, I was like, what is he talking about?"}, {"start": 14389.84, "end": 14391.58, "text": " I forgot they're called humors."}, {"start": 14399.32, "end": 14400.76, "text": " Holy ass of hell."}, {"start": 14442.92, "end": 14448.92, "text": " What the fuck? These guys are insane!"}, {"start": 14448.92, "end": 14453.92, "text": " AHHHHH! Stop!"}, {"start": 14460.92, "end": 14465.92, "text": " I'm not sure this weapon is it, man. It's just the headbutt."}, {"start": 14465.92, "end": 14471.92, "text": " Can't you like sink that?"}, {"start": 14471.92, "end": 14478.92, "text": " Yeah, it would have been nice if you could."}, {"start": 14478.92, "end": 14485.92, "text": " Alright, gobbler wisdom."}, {"start": 14485.92, "end": 14493.92, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty dookie in it."}, {"start": 14493.92, "end": 14495.92, "text": " Like the headbutt has like no range."}, {"start": 14498.8, "end": 14501.2, "text": " I feel like this is a secret, but I don't want to drop."}, {"start": 14508.0, "end": 14510.960000000001, "text": " Whale oil be fucked. Look at that."}, {"start": 14514.8, "end": 14516.4, "text": " Cool, I knew there was a secret down here."}, {"start": 14523.92, "end": 14532.5, "text": " Oh plus four nice the worst boss so far maybe the the black knight or whatever"}, {"start": 14532.5, "end": 14537.1, "text": " oh yeah it's this down here okay"}, {"start": 14537.1, "end": 14548.02, "text": " nice Zanzibar yeah Zanzibar is what I'm trying to say yes"}, {"start": 14548.02, "end": 14550.02, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 14570.02, "end": 14572.02, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 14578.02, "end": 14593.9, "text": " Okay, do you know what Zonsie fart meme?"}, {"start": 14593.9, "end": 14603.02, "text": " I feel like I've heard it."}, {"start": 14603.02, "end": 14612.42, "text": " I feel like I've already kissed. I'm out, thanks for your one. Been watching you for"}, {"start": 14612.42, "end": 14618.34, "text": " more than ten years I think. And now I've proposed to my girl last week! Oh shit, congrats!"}, {"start": 14618.34, "end": 14620.58, "text": " Ah, assuming she said yes, right?"}, {"start": 14628.5, "end": 14629.7, "text": " I am clean."}, {"start": 14642.5, "end": 14644.26, "text": " Oh, forgotten scrolls."}, {"start": 14644.26, "end": 14650.1, "text": " To you the reader of my final scribble take my doubts and bear them with you"}, {"start": 14650.1, "end": 14653.22, "text": " It may be the only part of me that shall ever leave this place then again"}, {"start": 14653.22, "end": 14655.22, "text": " I had no hope to begin with"}, {"start": 14674.26, "end": 14688.86, "text": " Oh, now I'm here, okay, sick."}, {"start": 14688.86, "end": 14692.78, "text": " Yeah, I hope I can find a fist weapon, because there is fist weapons, but I haven't found"}, {"start": 14692.78, "end": 14694.78, "text": " a single one."}, {"start": 14694.78, "end": 14696.78, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 14711.78, "end": 14713.78, "text": " Dude, do you fucking..."}, {"start": 14719.78, "end": 14720.78, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 14721.78, "end": 14722.78, "text": " Oh my god, the spaghetti!"}, {"start": 14722.78, "end": 14723.78, "text": " The spaghetti!"}, {"start": 14724.78, "end": 14744.300000000001, "text": " Graveyard Basin."}, {"start": 14744.300000000001, "end": 14754.74, "text": " Damn, what the fuck, I'm here now?"}, {"start": 14754.74, "end": 14759.94, "text": " Yeah, you need the gurgling tower key for this. I wonder where you get that. It might be..."}, {"start": 14761.539999999999, "end": 14767.38, "text": " Have I been here to the left? Maybe the tower key is over here. I don't remember if they mentioned it."}, {"start": 14769.46, "end": 14773.78, "text": " Tree's accurate. Oh yeah, right. Uh, pack of cigarettes, acorn boltero."}, {"start": 14776.1, "end": 14778.58, "text": " Oh, I don't know. This weapon kind of blows."}, {"start": 14778.58, "end": 14785.58, "text": " Hmm, I could have sworn if I felt it move."}, {"start": 14785.58, "end": 14787.92, "text": " Why, hello handsome!"}, {"start": 14787.92, "end": 14789.56, "text": " Do you come here often?"}, {"start": 14789.56, "end": 14790.56, "text": " Kee-hee!"}, {"start": 14790.56, "end": 14792.56, "text": " Of course, it was you who took the piece."}, {"start": 14792.56, "end": 14795.28, "text": " Well, why aren't you wearing it then?"}, {"start": 14795.28, "end": 14797.52, "text": " I never feel you wearing it."}, {"start": 14797.52, "end": 14799.32, "text": " Hmm, see you, champion."}, {"start": 14838.58, "end": 14839.58, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 14841.58, "end": 14843.88, "text": " Why did I respect just for you?"}, {"start": 14863.98, "end": 14866.68, "text": " Dude, it has a headbutt as a starting attack!"}, {"start": 14866.68, "end": 14868.68, "text": " Look it's terrible"}, {"start": 14893.56, "end": 14895.56, "text": " Crypto"}, {"start": 14896.68, "end": 14898.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14903.4, "end": 14907.82, "text": " You'd think the strong attack with a big bonk would like be insane"}, {"start": 14909.960000000001, "end": 14911.960000000001, "text": " But it's not it son"}, {"start": 14922.880000000001, "end": 14924.880000000001, "text": " Crypt bro shit"}, {"start": 14926.68, "end": 14932.1, "text": " Is the weapon skill good? Yeah this is one of them. It sucks and this is the"}, {"start": 14932.1, "end": 14937.880000000001, "text": " other one which is a longer headbutt. That's it, it's..."}, {"start": 14937.880000000001, "end": 14954.18, "text": " boy come on over loser loser loser"}, {"start": 14967.880000000001, "end": 14969.880000000001, "text": " Die, Bersh!"}, {"start": 14975.880000000001, "end": 14978.880000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck, that is not a fun combination."}, {"start": 14986.880000000001, "end": 14988.880000000001, "text": " The damage is me a-gas!"}, {"start": 14988.880000000001, "end": 14989.880000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14989.880000000001, "end": 15005.84, "text": " Like, that's the weapon skill."}, {"start": 15005.84, "end": 15008.04, "text": " Same damage as I- AHH!"}, {"start": 15008.04, "end": 15009.04, "text": " Help!"}, {"start": 15009.04, "end": 15020.6, "text": " I have a proposal for the council if I can manage it to not say my ego or cone at the"}, {"start": 15020.6, "end": 15025.04, "text": " seven consecutive spins you will be allowed to delete how a pod jump."}, {"start": 15025.04, "end": 15031.84, "text": " If he fails, he has to add but play Garfield jump for 12 hours Garflex."}, {"start": 15031.84, "end": 15033.84, "text": " I thought what?"}, {"start": 15037.84, "end": 15044.7, "text": " Has that butler play Garfield yet? No, no, no. It's ain't no deal at all. It's only a loose little situation"}, {"start": 15061.84, "end": 15071.84, "text": " I have a giant club. I use my forehead."}, {"start": 15091.84, "end": 15098.84, "text": " It's going well though."}, {"start": 15121.84, "end": 15126.84, "text": " I get fucking linked, man."}, {"start": 15131.84, "end": 15133.84, "text": " Stay on the ground."}, {"start": 15138.84, "end": 15140.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15140.84, "end": 15165.52, "text": " Where is this taking me anyways? I feel like the key must be somewhere here."}, {"start": 15165.52, "end": 15168.74, "text": " Angry to release today, Street Fighter 6, it feels pretty cool to put a lot of effort to"}, {"start": 15168.74, "end": 15173.26, "text": " make her good maybe just me and community hates her wait community hates her"}, {"start": 15173.26, "end": 15176.06, "text": " really"}, {"start": 15187.619999999999, "end": 15194.92, "text": " don't okay I guess this weapon is the worst"}, {"start": 15194.92, "end": 15196.92, "text": " First weapon I've ever seen."}, {"start": 15196.92, "end": 15198.92, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 15202.92, "end": 15206.92, "text": " But now I'm gonna get destroyed by this guy, aren't I?"}, {"start": 15214.92, "end": 15218.92, "text": " Yeah, what up? Ookey? All's well, hope you're well."}, {"start": 15224.92, "end": 15229.92, "text": " Yeah, they poised through the Gigabunk, which is terrible."}, {"start": 15229.92, "end": 15231.92, "text": " Never use the down cue."}, {"start": 15231.92, "end": 15233.92, "text": " Just use the strong attack instead."}, {"start": 15233.92, "end": 15235.92, "text": " This attack is the worst."}, {"start": 15235.92, "end": 15237.92, "text": " It is terrible."}, {"start": 15248.92, "end": 15252.92, "text": " Hopefully enemies haven't respawned here. It doesn't look like they have."}, {"start": 15252.92, "end": 15254.92, "text": " Good. Okay."}, {"start": 15257.32, "end": 15259.32, "text": " Very nice."}, {"start": 15270.12, "end": 15273.32, "text": " Beyond those things, the raid opening is strrrrrrrrrrrrrrum."}, {"start": 15282.92, "end": 15285.92, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 15304.42, "end": 15308.22, "text": " I do like this game a lot yeah"}, {"start": 15308.220000000001, "end": 15315.220000000001, "text": " My weapon sucks though. Like dude, the poise man!"}, {"start": 15315.220000000001, "end": 15320.220000000001, "text": " Oh this guy is a specific case I guess."}, {"start": 15320.220000000001, "end": 15326.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, but."}, {"start": 15326.220000000001, "end": 15331.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 15331.220000000001, "end": 15334.220000000001, "text": " Good overhead. Alright they're dead nice."}, {"start": 15338.220000000001, "end": 15344.220000000001, "text": " Enemies are very strong here. They are very powerful."}, {"start": 15353.94, "end": 15359.420000000002, "text": " Maybe the graveyard keeper greatsword is up here."}, {"start": 15359.420000000002, "end": 15362.420000000002, "text": " Shake in."}, {"start": 15368.220000000001, "end": 15391.62, "text": " I mean you don't even do this to jump easier in this game yes please don't tell me oh"}, {"start": 15391.62, "end": 15393.62, "text": " There's a crypt here, okay"}, {"start": 15411.300000000001, "end": 15415.76, "text": " Obviously I could have jumped like this right after answering that question bogus"}, {"start": 15415.76, "end": 15429.12, "text": " advance the dance and bring it on flex back shrug advance the dance"}, {"start": 15429.12, "end": 15444.300000000001, "text": " All right, what do we have in here?"}, {"start": 15444.300000000001, "end": 15446.26, "text": " I guess I could fight this guy first."}, {"start": 15446.26, "end": 15447.900000000001, "text": " He does have some upper material."}, {"start": 15447.900000000001, "end": 15448.900000000001, "text": " A cloak?"}, {"start": 15448.900000000001, "end": 15454.980000000001, "text": " Wait, did I get a cloak?"}, {"start": 15454.98, "end": 15455.98, "text": " I got a cloak?"}, {"start": 15459.38, "end": 15461.48, "text": " Oh yeah, Grave Ponderer's cloak."}, {"start": 15463.279999999999, "end": 15464.779999999999, "text": " Daaamn."}, {"start": 15471.68, "end": 15473.98, "text": " It's actually really good."}, {"start": 15474.38, "end": 15476.08, "text": " It's guile and crudeness."}, {"start": 15478.08, "end": 15481.18, "text": " Oh yeah, it's level 5."}, {"start": 15482.88, "end": 15483.48, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 15483.98, "end": 15484.779999999999, "text": " It's not bad."}, {"start": 15484.98, "end": 15488.98, "text": " Alright, come on over here then. Don't do that."}, {"start": 15488.98, "end": 15492.98, "text": " Hop on over."}, {"start": 15492.98, "end": 15496.98, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 15496.98, "end": 15500.98, "text": " Alright, so what the hell is this crypt on top of the mountain, huh?"}, {"start": 15514.98, "end": 15523.859999999999, "text": " Chilwil, thanks for the red adversary!"}, {"start": 15523.859999999999, "end": 15524.859999999999, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15524.859999999999, "end": 15526.859999999999, "text": " Oh, there is something below me."}, {"start": 15526.859999999999, "end": 15527.859999999999, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 15527.859999999999, "end": 15535.02, "text": " Oh, that seems pain."}, {"start": 15535.02, "end": 15540.859999999999, "text": " Maybe a new sword or something?"}, {"start": 15540.859999999999, "end": 15542.859999999999, "text": " Small heater shield."}, {"start": 15542.859999999999, "end": 15544.859999999999, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 15544.86, "end": 15551.86, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 15551.86, "end": 15558.460000000001, "text": " I'll try a new little shield I guess."}, {"start": 15558.460000000001, "end": 15561.220000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna do a little smoke."}, {"start": 15561.220000000001, "end": 15564.66, "text": " When's the annual Starfield Permadeth run?"}, {"start": 15564.66, "end": 15566.66, "text": " Starfield Permadeth."}, {"start": 15566.66, "end": 15567.66, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 15567.66, "end": 15568.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15568.66, "end": 15569.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15569.66, "end": 15570.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15570.66, "end": 15571.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15586.66, "end": 15590.66, "text": " Can you be a little bit slower opening that? I don't think it was slow enough."}, {"start": 15596.66, "end": 15597.66, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 15597.66, "end": 15604.66, "text": " Oh, okay. That's actually fine. I can get more smoke now."}, {"start": 15614.66, "end": 15619.66, "text": " I like cookies, thanks for the 107. Thank you."}, {"start": 15619.66, "end": 15623.66, "text": " I mean, this has to lead to something. I'm guessing that key is..."}, {"start": 15627.66, "end": 15647.34, "text": " Okay, well, he's dead."}, {"start": 15647.34, "end": 15649.46, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 15649.46, "end": 15652.26, "text": " Okay, that's not too bad."}, {"start": 15652.26, "end": 15653.26, "text": " It could be worse."}, {"start": 15653.26, "end": 15656.26, "text": " At least he's dead."}, {"start": 15656.26, "end": 15674.26, "text": " You have it me so phonia and the belching is the beta my system makes me so mad what is me so phonia?"}, {"start": 15674.26, "end": 15676.26, "text": " I've never heard of this"}, {"start": 15686.26, "end": 15688.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15702.460000000001, "end": 15705.06, "text": " Okay, oh dirty key, okay. Oh"}, {"start": 15708.26, "end": 15710.800000000001, "text": " And what is wait there's a mega weapon here"}, {"start": 15716.26, "end": 15723.26, "text": " Extremely sensitive to bodily fluids, sneezing, belching, smacking your lips."}, {"start": 15723.26, "end": 15726.26, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15726.26, "end": 15740.26, "text": " It's when every word translates to me so-suit."}, {"start": 15740.26, "end": 15749.34, "text": " Yeah, we gotta kill this guy though, we can't leave him alive."}, {"start": 15749.34, "end": 15751.34, "text": " Yeah, let me just whiff."}, {"start": 15770.26, "end": 15789.58, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 15789.58, "end": 15791.5, "text": " There is something here, chat."}, {"start": 15791.5, "end": 15793.06, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 15793.06, "end": 15796.5, "text": " It's a mega weapon."}, {"start": 15796.5, "end": 15809.78, "text": " Reaper!"}, {"start": 15809.78, "end": 15810.78, "text": " Out of sad."}, {"start": 15810.78, "end": 15813.68, "text": " Tools like this were once made to share wheat."}, {"start": 15813.68, "end": 15816.9, "text": " These days they cut flesh more than anything else."}, {"start": 15816.9, "end": 15819.4, "text": " 59 damage."}, {"start": 15819.4, "end": 15826.4, "text": " But yeah, it scales heavily with the moon stat."}, {"start": 15849.4, "end": 15871.32, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 15871.32, "end": 15872.92, "text": " Is there anything else up here?"}, {"start": 15872.92, "end": 15876.54, "text": " I mean I got the key but that key and lots of shortcut it said on the key so"}, {"start": 15887.24, "end": 15889.24, "text": " Did you ever play golem"}, {"start": 15889.24, "end": 15895.74, "text": " Like co-op with the lads like redfall that's not what golem like is for a game to be a golem like it needs to be a big"}, {"start": 15895.74, "end": 15899.08, "text": " IP already like fucking King Kong or walking dead or whatever and"}, {"start": 15900.4, "end": 15902.4, "text": " Haven't seen any co-op game"}, {"start": 15902.92, "end": 15906.48, "text": " That is from that that is like gollum. Yeah"}, {"start": 15910.92, "end": 15912.92, "text": " Is there nothing else here"}, {"start": 15914.76, "end": 15916.76, "text": " So I guess I'm on top of it now"}, {"start": 15918.76, "end": 15922.56, "text": " Yeah, I suppose all right, well we got that key and we got a reaper"}, {"start": 15926.0, "end": 15928.0, "text": " Now what happens if I just full send it"}, {"start": 15928.0, "end": 15935.52, "text": " Okay, well we go back now I guess"}, {"start": 15988.0, "end": 15995.0, "text": " It won't. There's no way. They know their RPGs dude. There's zero chance."}, {"start": 16010.0, "end": 16012.0, "text": " Actually zero chance."}, {"start": 16012.0, "end": 16017.0, "text": " Oi, uh, Cookie thinks the 107 Avengers makes for the set-down."}, {"start": 16017.0, "end": 16018.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16019.0, "end": 16022.0, "text": " Oh, maybe I got the key for this door."}, {"start": 16022.0, "end": 16024.0, "text": " Is that what it was?"}, {"start": 16024.0, "end": 16025.0, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 16025.0, "end": 16027.0, "text": " Apparently not."}, {"start": 16042.0, "end": 16063.72, "text": " Shake him."}, {"start": 16063.72, "end": 16065.24, "text": " That's actually a nice combo."}, {"start": 16065.24, "end": 16068.44, "text": " Boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 16068.44, "end": 16069.44, "text": " It works really well."}, {"start": 16069.44, "end": 16084.28, "text": " I'll just hold up. Okay, chicken. I need you to aggro. Chicken. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh, he"}, {"start": 16084.28, "end": 16090.0, "text": " is tight. That's years of jumping experience right there. Nailing that"}, {"start": 16090.0, "end": 16096.56, "text": " jump no no fear no fear whatsoever"}, {"start": 16103.08, "end": 16108.8, "text": " man where the hell am I this is a crazy area"}, {"start": 16108.800000000001, "end": 16118.800000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 16118.800000000001, "end": 16123.800000000001, "text": " FUNK!"}, {"start": 16123.800000000001, "end": 16125.800000000001, "text": " FUNK!"}, {"start": 16125.800000000001, "end": 16127.800000000001, "text": " FUNK!"}, {"start": 16127.800000000001, "end": 16129.800000000001, "text": " CHICKEN!"}, {"start": 16129.800000000001, "end": 16132.800000000001, "text": " Big chest."}, {"start": 16132.800000000001, "end": 16145.04, "text": " Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk,"}, {"start": 16145.04, "end": 16148.76, "text": " bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk."}, {"start": 16148.76, "end": 16150.880000000001, "text": " Actually good stagger."}, {"start": 16150.880000000001, "end": 16152.36, "text": " I found the gimmick."}, {"start": 16152.36, "end": 16154.52, "text": " A spade."}, {"start": 16154.52, "end": 16161.52, "text": " I point this bed perfect for digging holes."}, {"start": 16164.6, "end": 16166.640000000001, "text": " True, yeah."}, {"start": 16166.640000000001, "end": 16168.58, "text": " True."}, {"start": 16168.58, "end": 16171.5, "text": " True, true. Hey, beauty balance, thanks 68. Thank you, Ben."}, {"start": 16171.5, "end": 16173.36, "text": " You're thanks 7. Thank you."}, {"start": 16173.36, "end": 16175.16, "text": " Now this is a weapon?"}, {"start": 16175.16, "end": 16182.16, "text": " How can you look at the spade in my club and say the spade is the weapon?"}, {"start": 16184.52, "end": 16191.52, "text": " Fuck, I don't like this."}, {"start": 16191.52, "end": 16194.52, "text": " YOSH!"}, {"start": 16194.52, "end": 16196.52, "text": " YAH!"}, {"start": 16196.52, "end": 16198.52, "text": " YAH!"}, {"start": 16198.52, "end": 16199.52, "text": " YAH!"}, {"start": 16199.52, "end": 16200.52, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16200.52, "end": 16202.52, "text": " Do not come over here!"}, {"start": 16202.52, "end": 16208.52, "text": " Oh, this is what the key was for!"}, {"start": 16208.52, "end": 16209.52, "text": " NICE!"}, {"start": 16209.52, "end": 16210.52, "text": " Holy!"}, {"start": 16210.52, "end": 16212.52, "text": " Okay, that's a good shortcut."}, {"start": 16212.52, "end": 16214.52, "text": " That's worth it!"}, {"start": 16219.960000000001, "end": 16222.6, "text": " You know what? This weapon is starting to grow on me."}, {"start": 16236.76, "end": 16239.28, "text": " Last will and not send rings."}, {"start": 16239.28, "end": 16247.08, "text": " I found a fair place to lie down, mind doubts I leave as I lay to rest, do with my bones"}, {"start": 16247.08, "end": 16265.2, "text": " as you will for I shan't need them any longer, just let me rest."}, {"start": 16265.2, "end": 16266.880000000001, "text": " Okay. Yeah."}, {"start": 16269.640000000001, "end": 16272.52, "text": " I need like, I don't know if I need better armor. Maybe."}, {"start": 16273.720000000001, "end": 16274.560000000001, "text": " Come on down."}, {"start": 16278.68, "end": 16282.240000000002, "text": " Okay. Show no fear. I'm dead. It's over."}, {"start": 16285.960000000001, "end": 16287.880000000001, "text": " No. Oh my God. It's super over."}, {"start": 16291.240000000002, "end": 16292.08, "text": " Heal set!"}, {"start": 16295.2, "end": 16297.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16310.640000000001, "end": 16312.640000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16313.480000000001, "end": 16315.480000000001, "text": " Not done with you"}, {"start": 16325.2, "end": 16332.2, "text": " I didn't hear no bell."}, {"start": 16332.2, "end": 16348.720000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 16348.720000000001, "end": 16352.92, "text": " It's the graveyard guy with a lantern that's really scary."}, {"start": 16352.92, "end": 16354.92, "text": " If I die, I can just stone lock to death."}, {"start": 16360.6, "end": 16362.6, "text": " Hey guys, you can stop chasing now."}, {"start": 16362.6, "end": 16363.6, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 16363.6, "end": 16364.6, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 16364.6, "end": 16365.6, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 16365.6, "end": 16366.6, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 16366.6, "end": 16367.6, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 16367.6, "end": 16369.1, "text": " Oh, my lord."}, {"start": 16382.92, "end": 16387.96, "text": " What I feel like I didn't dig there."}, {"start": 16387.96, "end": 16393.5, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 16393.5, "end": 16394.5, "text": " This place is..."}, {"start": 16394.5, "end": 16396.0, "text": " Okay, are you serious?"}, {"start": 16396.0, "end": 16407.0, "text": " And then, yeah, you just tank my bone to your forehead like it's nothing."}, {"start": 16407.0, "end": 16414.0, "text": " I need to switch."}, {"start": 16414.0, "end": 16421.0, "text": " I need to switch."}, {"start": 16421.0, "end": 16428.0, "text": " I need to switch."}, {"start": 16428.0, "end": 16435.0, "text": " I need to switch."}, {"start": 16458.0, "end": 16482.8, "text": " I'm doing well with this with this weapon that has no range alright that is the truth"}, {"start": 16482.8, "end": 16484.8, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 16487.12, "end": 16492.16, "text": " Look at that big boat full charge up strong attack and he tickled him"}, {"start": 16501.079999999998, "end": 16503.079999999998, "text": " You know why this shield also sucks"}, {"start": 16512.8, "end": 16514.0, "text": " Okay, we'll kill them."}, {"start": 16515.84, "end": 16518.88, "text": " I'm switching shields. I'm using attorney shields."}, {"start": 16524.48, "end": 16528.88, "text": " I am curious about Reaper, but it's a pretty big damage degradation."}, {"start": 16528.88, "end": 16545.52, "text": " Okay, just kill them, be patient, be smart."}, {"start": 16545.52, "end": 16552.52, "text": " One bonk at a time."}, {"start": 16561.96, "end": 16564.2, "text": " No. Wait, you respawned?"}, {"start": 16564.2, "end": 16565.84, "text": " Nooooo!"}, {"start": 16565.84, "end": 16566.88, "text": " Bird, come here!"}, {"start": 16566.88, "end": 16573.88, "text": " Bird, I want violence!"}, {"start": 16575.52, "end": 16577.44, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 16579.44, "end": 16584.920000000002, "text": " Mental very, hey I like good news, I made a mold that fixes the Garf card lobby glitch?"}, {"start": 16585.920000000002, "end": 16589.920000000002, "text": " Bad news for you, clearly requires intensive playtesting. Wait, are you serious?"}, {"start": 16589.920000000002, "end": 16608.760000000002, "text": " How do you even fix that?"}, {"start": 16608.760000000002, "end": 16612.160000000003, "text": " Test it on my side?"}, {"start": 16612.160000000003, "end": 16613.800000000003, "text": " How do you know it's fixed?"}, {"start": 16613.8, "end": 16616.12, "text": " I guess you did a bunch of games and it never happened."}, {"start": 16621.96, "end": 16623.8, "text": " VIP mental very he is."}, {"start": 16643.8, "end": 16653.239999999998, "text": " But only the host needs her, right?"}, {"start": 16653.239999999998, "end": 16656.239999999998, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 16656.239999999998, "end": 16665.239999999998, "text": " Yep, okay, alright."}, {"start": 16665.24, "end": 16693.480000000003, "text": " I think there's treasure you can dig up here."}, {"start": 16693.48, "end": 16695.48, "text": " Yeah, look at that. Secret dig input."}, {"start": 16699.32, "end": 16701.32, "text": " Giant ring?"}, {"start": 16704.48, "end": 16706.48, "text": " A large ring. What?"}, {"start": 16716.32, "end": 16717.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16723.48, "end": 16744.88, "text": " That means we're one step close to a Garf Carve your attorney."}, {"start": 16744.88, "end": 16746.399999999998, "text": " Yes, that's true."}, {"start": 16746.399999999998, "end": 16747.399999999998, "text": " But that's actually true."}, {"start": 16747.4, "end": 16750.34, "text": " I would love to host one of those things at, like, uh..."}, {"start": 16750.940000000002, "end": 16752.74, "text": " Place in Thalcum or something."}, {"start": 16753.82, "end": 16756.32, "text": " It would unironically be sick."}, {"start": 16764.32, "end": 16765.32, "text": " And terrible."}, {"start": 16766.620000000003, "end": 16768.02, "text": " Because it's Garfield Cart, you know."}, {"start": 16777.4, "end": 16784.4, "text": " Okay, there's a gate to my left. I kind of want to go on the right side too. This area"}, {"start": 16784.4, "end": 16800.4, "text": " is absolutely humongous. But let's see where this gate goes, if I can even open it. Okay."}, {"start": 16800.4, "end": 16813.600000000002, "text": " huh there's the gurgling tower key okay okay now we have the main item"}, {"start": 16813.6, "end": 16820.6, "text": " the"}, {"start": 16821.28, "end": 16824.559999999998, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 16824.559999999998, "end": 16826.68, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 16826.68, "end": 16830.6, "text": " elech as playing jump king is basically a nature do hey guys"}, {"start": 16830.6, "end": 16834.219999999998, "text": " and here we see the swedish streamer climbing confidently"}, {"start": 16834.219999999998, "end": 16838.98, "text": " before immediately falling fourteen floors and questioning every life decision"}, {"start": 16838.98, "end": 16841.3, "text": " Not true. Not true, alright."}, {"start": 16843.7, "end": 16844.82, "text": " Well, thank you, Neville."}, {"start": 16846.34, "end": 16848.82, "text": " Wait, Krudas Guunflail?"}, {"start": 16849.62, "end": 16852.26, "text": " Krudas Guunflail."}, {"start": 16858.66, "end": 16860.739999999998, "text": " It's actually really good for me, too."}, {"start": 16863.86, "end": 16866.42, "text": " It scales heavily with Impulse."}, {"start": 16866.420000000002, "end": 16871.420000000002, "text": " damn it doesn't scale anything with crudeness so that's kind of a... yeah"}, {"start": 16873.420000000002, "end": 16877.420000000002, "text": " and now I smoked instead of... ok and I'm stuck in the smoke animation"}, {"start": 16888.420000000002, "end": 16891.420000000002, "text": " ok we have a flying helix kick"}, {"start": 16891.420000000002, "end": 16917.86, "text": " kick we have frenzied helix we have it frenzied back helix holy shit you can"}, {"start": 16917.86, "end": 16930.82, "text": " flip backwards trying to see what this place on the left side is I haven't been"}, {"start": 16930.82, "end": 16941.86, "text": " there yeah 56 damage versus my club that's 65 but yeah I have 11 crudness"}, {"start": 16941.86, "end": 16946.62, "text": " And this one is a scale of accruedness at all it scales with impulse a lot"}, {"start": 16960.62, "end": 16967.260000000002, "text": " So is that supposed to be an attack like is this an actual attack I guess so"}, {"start": 16971.86, "end": 16978.06, "text": " I mean, I'll test it a bit."}, {"start": 16978.06, "end": 16981.82, "text": " The protrusions and twists of the metal are akin to organic growth, spinning it around"}, {"start": 16981.82, "end": 16987.66, "text": " clears the mind of all rational thought, with each day the cult of Grudas grows wilder."}, {"start": 16988.66, "end": 16989.66, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 17005.66, "end": 17010.66, "text": " Oh yeah, that's the tower, of course, on that side. Okay, we have one more area to check here. It's to the right over here."}, {"start": 17013.66, "end": 17014.66, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 17017.66, "end": 17030.64, "text": " Are there optional areas? Or is it linear? No, I'm sure there's optional areas. The"}, {"start": 17030.64, "end": 17032.64, "text": " The game is pretty big."}, {"start": 17054.64, "end": 17056.64, "text": " So dumb."}, {"start": 17060.64, "end": 17084.92, "text": " Wait, Zanzibar is entirely optional?"}, {"start": 17084.92, "end": 17085.92, "text": " Oh he is?"}, {"start": 17085.92, "end": 17086.92, "text": " Oh damn, what?"}, {"start": 17086.920000000002, "end": 17089.920000000002, "text": " I thought he was one that WOULDN'T be optional."}, {"start": 17105.52, "end": 17109.920000000002, "text": " Damn, this just keeps on going over here. This is kind of insane."}, {"start": 17109.920000000002, "end": 17114.780000000002, "text": " I mean, I should go back to the tower?"}, {"start": 17114.780000000002, "end": 17121.260000000002, "text": " That's like what the main part is, I guess?"}, {"start": 17121.260000000002, "end": 17132.500000000004, "text": " Dude, you can cancel your melee attacks with a backflip."}, {"start": 17132.500000000004, "end": 17137.500000000004, "text": " It's kinda tight."}, {"start": 17137.5, "end": 17159.34, "text": " No, not the fuckin' bird."}, {"start": 17159.34, "end": 17161.42, "text": " Yeah I think I can roll like..."}, {"start": 17161.42, "end": 17166.14, "text": " The front roll is a bit weird because it has to do this like wind up before you do it."}, {"start": 17166.14, "end": 17169.3, "text": " The back one doesn't need that, so you can just spam it, but this one you can't spam."}, {"start": 17177.78, "end": 17178.579999999998, "text": " No comments."}, {"start": 17179.78, "end": 17181.18, "text": " Yeah, the goon flail is pretty good."}, {"start": 17183.38, "end": 17184.18, "text": " Hey, you..."}, {"start": 17184.42, "end": 17184.92, "text": " Are you..."}, {"start": 17185.0, "end": 17185.94, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 17188.82, "end": 17189.78, "text": " Okay, I'm getting..."}, {"start": 17192.02, "end": 17193.7, "text": " Clearly outplayed!"}, {"start": 17196.14, "end": 17225.14, "text": " Oh, there's a boss fight up here."}, {"start": 17225.14, "end": 17231.18, "text": " Oh, there's a resting spot here, nice."}, {"start": 17231.18, "end": 17241.18, "text": " Okay, we can level up."}, {"start": 17241.18, "end": 17244.18, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 17244.18, "end": 17250.579999999998, "text": " Uh, drink's accurate."}, {"start": 17250.579999999998, "end": 17251.579999999998, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 17251.579999999998, "end": 17254.02, "text": " Okay, I don't need anything from ya."}, {"start": 17254.02, "end": 17256.56, "text": " Does the sequel have difficult platform challenges?"}, {"start": 17256.56, "end": 17258.06, "text": " It's getting there."}, {"start": 17259.34, "end": 17260.94, "text": " It's definitely getting there."}, {"start": 17260.94, "end": 17262.58, "text": " Like, dude, there was the bulgit."}, {"start": 17262.58, "end": 17264.34, "text": " Oh my god, the bulgit."}, {"start": 17266.34, "end": 17269.260000000002, "text": " I guess getting out up from here is impossible."}, {"start": 17277.54, "end": 17279.54, "text": " Okay, there's a boss fight coming up."}, {"start": 17284.02, "end": 17300.66, "text": " Yeah, I didn't know I could swim, that's true."}, {"start": 17300.66, "end": 17301.66, "text": " Upgrade Goon Batoon?"}, {"start": 17301.66, "end": 17306.06, "text": " It's level 11 though, it's the highest level weapon I have pretty much."}, {"start": 17306.06, "end": 17308.06, "text": " I don't even think I have material for it."}, {"start": 17317.06, "end": 17317.56, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 17318.36, "end": 17318.86, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 17319.66, "end": 17321.66, "text": " You clash with these with this weapon."}, {"start": 17322.66, "end": 17324.16, "text": " Perfect frames!"}, {"start": 17325.960000000003, "end": 17328.66, "text": " Okay, I'm really curious what boss fight is lurking up here."}, {"start": 17330.06, "end": 17332.960000000003, "text": " Well, whatever it's gonna be, it's gonna hit hard as shit though."}, {"start": 17336.06, "end": 17356.620000000003, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 17356.620000000003, "end": 17361.300000000003, "text": " Dark faith vicar."}, {"start": 17361.3, "end": 17363.3, "text": " What is that debuff?"}, {"start": 17391.3, "end": 17420.3, "text": " I don't want to find out what this debuff is."}, {"start": 17420.3, "end": 17440.28, "text": " fuck I'm terrified okay oh chest I think this fight is optional by the way I"}, {"start": 17440.28, "end": 17442.28, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 17442.28, "end": 17444.28, "text": " Dark faith."}, {"start": 17444.28, "end": 17447.28, "text": " Dark faith."}, {"start": 17447.28, "end": 17450.28, "text": " Crudeness and spite."}, {"start": 17450.28, "end": 17452.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17460.28, "end": 17464.28, "text": " Yeah, my plus went down like crazy."}, {"start": 17464.28, "end": 17467.28, "text": " Because my stats become very imbalanced."}, {"start": 17470.28, "end": 17478.28, "text": " I hope what's the best way up there? I need to get sloped."}, {"start": 17478.28, "end": 17496.28, "text": " Well, it's just up here. It's not too bad. The fight is nearly doable, no doubt."}, {"start": 17496.28, "end": 17503.28, "text": " Sloth and Goonbuss here, yeah."}, {"start": 17526.28, "end": 17551.28, "text": " I like how he slices his own throat when he does that teleport."}, {"start": 17551.28, "end": 17569.0, "text": " There's like some gimmicks I don't know about yet."}, {"start": 17569.0, "end": 17584.56, "text": " That was one of them."}, {"start": 17584.56, "end": 17586.88, "text": " The corpse run is really not bad at all."}, {"start": 17586.88, "end": 17588.36, "text": " It's really fine."}, {"start": 17588.36, "end": 17591.52, "text": " Hey, it takes like 6'7\"."}, {"start": 17591.52, "end": 17596.52, "text": " 2STakes15, Nick takes the one, uh, no Happy Year and Bobby Stripes, takes 34."}, {"start": 17603.12, "end": 17605.12, "text": " Fuck. Oh my god!"}, {"start": 17605.62, "end": 17606.82, "text": " The triple hit!"}, {"start": 17607.420000000002, "end": 17609.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, and I'm, okay, this is..."}, {"start": 17612.52, "end": 17613.920000000002, "text": " Okay, that was sick."}, {"start": 17621.52, "end": 17646.52, "text": " Just gotta be a bit more patient than these enemies that respawn, fuck."}, {"start": 17646.52, "end": 17665.84, "text": " Yeah, I should definitely use smoke here I should not fall king are these guys"}, {"start": 17665.84, "end": 17672.32, "text": " still chasing me because if they are doesn't fuck they are stop smoking"}, {"start": 17672.32, "end": 17676.32, "text": " Please. Okay, I think we're good. Never mind. We're good."}, {"start": 17699.12, "end": 17700.16, "text": " Can I jump?"}, {"start": 17702.32, "end": 17731.32, "text": " I can't even like do anything yet."}, {"start": 17761.32, "end": 17772.94, "text": " I'm gonna jump to the left and then there's a bird here that's gonna insta kill me sick"}, {"start": 17772.94, "end": 17791.14, "text": " sick yeah this corpse run is getting more and more painful"}, {"start": 17791.14, "end": 17795.94, "text": " It depends on where you fall, though. I keep falling down, like, here, which is near-yes."}, {"start": 17797.7, "end": 17800.26, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna die. I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 17803.18, "end": 17805.18, "text": " Let greed be your friend."}, {"start": 17806.02, "end": 17806.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 17816.739999999998, "end": 17820.82, "text": " This fight actually seems easy. I'm just a little bit too greedy, I am."}, {"start": 17821.14, "end": 17826.14, "text": " if I just chill a bit and just keep jumping over and hitting I think it's"}, {"start": 17826.14, "end": 17829.899999999998, "text": " over it should be fine"}, {"start": 17836.82, "end": 17841.82, "text": " listen carefully chat watching an art playing jump a king is inspiring no"}, {"start": 17841.82, "end": 17847.54, "text": " matter how far you fall in life someone not which has fallen far"}, {"start": 17851.14, "end": 17858.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17858.14, "end": 17861.14, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17861.14, "end": 17866.14, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17866.14, "end": 17871.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17871.14, "end": 17876.14, "text": " death"}, {"start": 17876.14, "end": 17880.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17940.14, "end": 17968.34, "text": " the car sickle and dagger"}, {"start": 17968.34, "end": 17982.38, "text": " nice I think this was an optional fight with scales S with what is that crew"}, {"start": 17982.38, "end": 17987.02, "text": " net no spy it scales S with spiked"}, {"start": 17987.02, "end": 17994.02, "text": " Wait, it has a teleport."}, {"start": 17994.02, "end": 18000.02, "text": " Holy shit, look at these moves."}, {"start": 18000.02, "end": 18011.02, "text": " Oh, it damages your health every time you use it."}, {"start": 18011.02, "end": 18039.98, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 18039.98, "end": 18047.22, "text": " It's kind of sick, but god damn"}, {"start": 18056.899999999998, "end": 18058.899999999998, "text": " That's a lot of damage"}, {"start": 18058.9, "end": 18077.460000000003, "text": " Where did I come from?"}, {"start": 18077.460000000003, "end": 18079.300000000003, "text": " The other one or this one?"}, {"start": 18079.300000000003, "end": 18084.140000000003, "text": " No this one, okay."}, {"start": 18084.14, "end": 18095.7, "text": " Oh shit, there's a teleport here, okay."}, {"start": 18095.7, "end": 18097.98, "text": " Offer giant ring!"}, {"start": 18097.98, "end": 18103.739999999998, "text": " You can give her the secret ring?"}, {"start": 18103.739999999998, "end": 18105.739999999998, "text": " You would give me a ring?"}, {"start": 18105.739999999998, "end": 18108.78, "text": " Well, we can't do it here."}, {"start": 18108.78, "end": 18112.98, "text": " It must happen within the embrace of the bug."}, {"start": 18112.98, "end": 18119.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18119.62, "end": 18120.62, "text": " Let me just see what's..."}, {"start": 18120.62, "end": 18121.62, "text": " Okay, you know what?"}, {"start": 18121.62, "end": 18123.46, "text": " Let's go to the bug first."}, {"start": 18123.46, "end": 18126.5, "text": " No, she means the shrine."}, {"start": 18126.5, "end": 18128.5, "text": " She means the bug shrine, probably."}, {"start": 18128.5, "end": 18133.5, "text": " Like a bugling shrine."}, {"start": 18133.5, "end": 18149.64, "text": " you would give me a ring well we can't do it here okay well in that case let"}, {"start": 18149.64, "end": 18153.4, "text": " me go back up first because I want to fuck up so I don't have to run back all"}, {"start": 18153.4, "end": 18160.0, "text": " the way no I think I just know I did it okay thank god wait so I got to go down"}, {"start": 18160.0, "end": 18170.24, "text": " to the bogie? I mean bog beach, bog shallows."}, {"start": 18173.12, "end": 18181.96, "text": " Darling, I feel naked. Maybe if you would... What am I saying? So, was there"}, {"start": 18181.96, "end": 18191.6, "text": " something you wanted to give me I I wasn't dreaming yes I say yes thank you"}, {"start": 18191.6, "end": 18200.68, "text": " my love as a token of our bond I want you to have this I hope it will remind"}, {"start": 18200.68, "end": 18214.16, "text": " of me up there see around oh shit rock my world paper rain sister sister"}, {"start": 18214.16, "end": 18219.16, "text": " Pearl's clutch thrilling tickle."}, {"start": 18222.16, "end": 18226.16, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18227.16, "end": 18232.16, "text": " May I land at one moment, dear?"}, {"start": 18232.16, "end": 18237.16, "text": " Yes, Milady? No, Milady, certainly not."}, {"start": 18237.16, "end": 18240.16, "text": " The lady wishes to grace you with her word."}, {"start": 18240.16, "end": 18245.079999999998, "text": " He's waiting, milady."}, {"start": 18245.079999999998, "end": 18249.04, "text": " My son, my beloved son, the heights are realm of peril."}, {"start": 18249.04, "end": 18252.6, "text": " Indeed, I so long to embrace thee once more."}, {"start": 18252.6, "end": 18255.12, "text": " Son of mine, what have thou been up to?"}, {"start": 18255.12, "end": 18258.64, "text": " I'm gonna get the babe."}, {"start": 18258.64, "end": 18261.8, "text": " Stay thy precious soul away from thou wench."}, {"start": 18261.8, "end": 18264.16, "text": " Indeed, nothing good could come of it."}, {"start": 18264.16, "end": 18267.32, "text": " Remember well thy mother shall always be here for thee."}, {"start": 18267.32, "end": 18270.32, "text": " I'm sure of it, flick."}, {"start": 18270.32, "end": 18274.32, "text": " Listen to your mother, you belong down here."}, {"start": 18274.32, "end": 18277.32, "text": " My hand is yours darling."}, {"start": 18277.32, "end": 18282.32, "text": " I'm teleporting back up again."}, {"start": 18288.32, "end": 18291.32, "text": " So this is the scepter?"}, {"start": 18291.32, "end": 18295.32, "text": " Was that a finger up the ass?"}, {"start": 18297.32, "end": 18303.44, "text": " All right, we have a rock my world"}, {"start": 18309.52, "end": 18311.52, "text": " We have paper rain"}, {"start": 18316.2, "end": 18318.6, "text": " We have it sister sister"}, {"start": 18327.32, "end": 18334.32, "text": " We have Pearl's Clutch, and we have Thrilling Tickle, and we have Thrilling Tickle, and"}, {"start": 18357.32, "end": 18361.72, "text": " The wild."}, {"start": 18361.72, "end": 18366.28, "text": " Damn hard time with that."}, {"start": 18366.28, "end": 18367.52, "text": " Did I go in and put some special moves?"}, {"start": 18367.52, "end": 18371.16, "text": " No, I play keyboard, so it's super free."}, {"start": 18371.16, "end": 18375.6, "text": " It's kind of funny."}, {"start": 18375.6, "end": 18381.96, "text": " It's a Umiaga-S faith weapon, though, it is."}, {"start": 18381.96, "end": 18383.32, "text": " That would need a full-on."}, {"start": 18383.32, "end": 18385.32, "text": " I got full on respect, pretty much."}, {"start": 18391.68, "end": 18392.88, "text": " Oh shit, we're up here."}, {"start": 18392.88, "end": 18395.68, "text": " Yeah, that whole thing was optional, I think."}, {"start": 18396.68, "end": 18399.18, "text": " Fuck, yeah, that was super sick, though. That was really cool."}, {"start": 18405.66, "end": 18406.78, "text": " Use it, by faith."}, {"start": 18406.78, "end": 18414.32, "text": " Uh, yeah, we have to go here now because we have the Gurgling Tower key so we can just"}, {"start": 18414.32, "end": 18417.64, "text": " teleport here and open the door now."}, {"start": 18417.64, "end": 18419.14, "text": " D'Miro."}, {"start": 18419.14, "end": 18421.46, "text": " Hi, Ella."}, {"start": 18421.46, "end": 18425.16, "text": " Are you wearing a jumper for the pre illness you're going to acquire on your journey this"}, {"start": 18425.16, "end": 18427.16, "text": " weekend?"}, {"start": 18427.16, "end": 18429.16, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 18429.16, "end": 18435.84, "text": " No, I'm not going to get any pre illness."}, {"start": 18435.84, "end": 18437.84, "text": " It ain't happening."}, {"start": 18437.84, "end": 18439.84, "text": " Mm-mm."}, {"start": 18447.34, "end": 18450.84, "text": " It's kinda cool how hidden this was, you know?"}, {"start": 18451.84, "end": 18453.84, "text": " It's pretty cool."}, {"start": 18456.34, "end": 18462.84, "text": " I have to change the other two, but on top of that I'd also need to change my, uh..."}, {"start": 18462.84, "end": 18464.84, "text": " my armor?"}, {"start": 18465.84, "end": 18479.58, "text": " do something I'm not sure what oh I can use the onion set with it I think it's"}, {"start": 18479.58, "end": 18492.36, "text": " onion based yeah it is it is onion based yeah I could use the onion set fuck"}, {"start": 18492.36, "end": 18496.2, "text": " We might as well try it, but I need a respec though, and then here's the problem"}, {"start": 18496.760000000002, "end": 18499.24, "text": " Respecs don't show up on the mini-map"}, {"start": 18500.16, "end": 18502.16, "text": " You just got to stumble into them"}, {"start": 18507.760000000002, "end": 18512.04, "text": " There is one in the bog get base oh there is oh shit. Okay. Thank you"}, {"start": 18522.36, "end": 18545.2, "text": " Alright, do you mean that- Oh yeah, was there one over here?"}, {"start": 18545.2, "end": 18549.72, "text": " Yay, right here, yeah."}, {"start": 18549.72, "end": 18561.32, "text": " So what I need to do here is I need to re-align myself, invert, I need to make refinement"}, {"start": 18561.32, "end": 18564.960000000003, "text": " and spiked, and then I think it's metal and impulse, right?"}, {"start": 18564.960000000003, "end": 18570.800000000003, "text": " I believe that's how it was."}, {"start": 18570.8, "end": 18581.54, "text": " So now that I've done that, yeah, that's all the stats for this one, which then we got"}, {"start": 18581.54, "end": 18588.48, "text": " a Respect to 14 Faith, but if I do this, let me get the Onion stuff."}, {"start": 18588.48, "end": 18591.68, "text": " I'm Omega Onion now."}, {"start": 18591.68, "end": 18595.48, "text": " 14 Faith is needed, and Faith is the Balls."}, {"start": 18595.48, "end": 18596.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18596.48, "end": 18598.76, "text": " Holy shit, I have 15?"}, {"start": 18598.76, "end": 18600.76, "text": " How much is this gift?"}, {"start": 18600.760000000002, "end": 18603.52, "text": " How do I have 15? Oh, yeah, right"}, {"start": 18610.760000000002, "end": 18617.640000000003, "text": " Wait 900 fucking hell. Yeah, we need 14 faith. That's a lot of faith right there"}, {"start": 18620.86, "end": 18626.18, "text": " So put 14 faith and then put the rest yeah, try to balance it out because of health"}, {"start": 18630.760000000002, "end": 18643.960000000003, "text": " Man, finding this path is actually super sick."}, {"start": 18643.960000000003, "end": 18650.440000000002, "text": " Yeah, mom, I'm so dank now."}, {"start": 18650.44, "end": 18656.539999999997, "text": " NUMNUMNUMNUM! NUMNUMNUMNUM! NUMNUMNUMNUM!"}, {"start": 18657.699999999997, "end": 18660.18, "text": " Holy HP. Yeah, I haven't leveled up."}, {"start": 18660.859999999997, "end": 18662.6, "text": " I need to have 14 faith."}, {"start": 18665.239999999998, "end": 18668.68, "text": " Get some refinement, get some of this, because I need a lot more health."}, {"start": 18669.32, "end": 18670.44, "text": " I need a lot more health."}, {"start": 18674.52, "end": 18677.96, "text": " Dude, that's 72 damage? That's fucking insane."}, {"start": 18678.82, "end": 18680.3, "text": " That's actually insane."}, {"start": 18680.44, "end": 18704.8, "text": " Looks good."}, {"start": 18704.8, "end": 18711.8, "text": " This is really good."}, {"start": 18711.8, "end": 18712.8, "text": " All the new swag?"}, {"start": 18712.8, "end": 18723.239999999998, "text": " Oh, I haven't checked."}, {"start": 18723.239999999998, "end": 18724.239999999998, "text": " Dark faith?"}, {"start": 18724.239999999998, "end": 18731.0, "text": " Yeah, I have no new weapons."}, {"start": 18731.0, "end": 18734.64, "text": " There's a dark faith hood, a dark faith shoes, yeah."}, {"start": 18734.64, "end": 18739.64, "text": " Yeah, there's some dark faith stuff, but I'm only uniting right now."}, {"start": 18741.64, "end": 18743.64, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can upgrade this stuff."}, {"start": 18747.64, "end": 18748.64, "text": " I can, yeah."}, {"start": 18749.64, "end": 18752.64, "text": " Uh, what about the scepter? I can even upgrade a scepter?"}, {"start": 18755.64, "end": 18756.64, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 18764.64, "end": 18779.96, "text": " cool damn we are so powerful now maybe I don't know yet it maybe it sucks what"}, {"start": 18779.96, "end": 18791.88, "text": " if it's omega trash jumping on main jumping on 24 seven holy basic I am"}, {"start": 18791.88, "end": 18802.0, "text": " onion, onion night. Fear me, you peasant. I'm coming for you."}, {"start": 18802.0, "end": 18810.960000000003, "text": " Um, yeah, we're going here. Because we have the key so we can teleport here."}, {"start": 18810.960000000003, "end": 18818.88, "text": " Um, we can also go here, go left or go here and just go up. Because that's where we need"}, {"start": 18818.88, "end": 18842.72, "text": " the key so I wonder how much damage this is how was that smash I was pearls clutch"}, {"start": 18842.72, "end": 18858.08, "text": " share. This is a dank weapon. The thing is the damage is really high. I'm just gonna"}, {"start": 18858.08, "end": 18867.2, "text": " try some regular attacks. It's not bad at all."}, {"start": 18871.280000000002, "end": 18880.88, "text": " Scissor sister is an insane name for a move. It is. Wait, Shadow of Krulk? Scissor"}, {"start": 18880.88, "end": 18894.52, "text": " sister oh fuck me he hurts he did say he would chase me though he did but can I"}, {"start": 18894.52, "end": 18902.600000000002, "text": " at least play the game like can I at least go can I at least like go and"}, {"start": 18902.600000000002, "end": 18905.280000000002, "text": " Heal before you chase me down all over the show"}, {"start": 18908.24, "end": 18910.24, "text": " Motherfucker"}, {"start": 18911.56, "end": 18913.56, "text": " I'm gonna tickle your balls"}, {"start": 18927.4, "end": 18932.120000000003, "text": " He did warn me he did that he would find me eventually"}, {"start": 18932.600000000002, "end": 18945.760000000002, "text": " It's a secret move of the Hidden Leaf Village, yup."}, {"start": 18945.760000000002, "end": 18947.08, "text": " Now how far did I fall?"}, {"start": 18947.08, "end": 18948.08, "text": " Eh, not too bad."}, {"start": 18948.08, "end": 18951.08, "text": " Yeah, not too bad."}, {"start": 18951.08, "end": 18953.52, "text": " There's good damage, yeah."}, {"start": 18953.52, "end": 18957.08, "text": " Just trying to remember all these moves."}, {"start": 18957.08, "end": 18958.88, "text": " That fist might be really good."}, {"start": 18958.88, "end": 18961.48, "text": " I really want to see if this is somewhat of a grab."}, {"start": 18969.16, "end": 18970.36, "text": " Well, it was up here."}, {"start": 18971.120000000003, "end": 18972.600000000002, "text": " I'm a little bit scared of that guy,"}, {"start": 18973.04, "end": 18976.56, "text": " but it was a bad spot to fight him. I should have pulled him back in a ship."}, {"start": 18979.960000000003, "end": 18981.56, "text": " The question is, is he still here?"}, {"start": 18983.960000000003, "end": 18984.960000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm slipping."}, {"start": 18988.88, "end": 19001.960000000003, "text": " I don't see him."}, {"start": 19001.960000000003, "end": 19017.280000000002, "text": " I'm gonna try this grab now, if I can pull it off, that is."}, {"start": 19017.28, "end": 19022.96, "text": " okay if you could okay if I could if you could and then if I could it can I"}, {"start": 19022.96, "end": 19027.28, "text": " okay if I could"}, {"start": 19030.48, "end": 19034.98, "text": " are you fucking kidding"}, {"start": 19047.28, "end": 19067.559999999998, "text": " I think it's up here, we needed to use the key, uh, somewhere."}, {"start": 19067.559999999998, "end": 19073.86, "text": " Uh, wait, I never went here."}, {"start": 19073.86, "end": 19076.559999999998, "text": " This is not where I used the key."}, {"start": 19076.56, "end": 19083.56, "text": " I actually never went to the left here."}, {"start": 19083.800000000003, "end": 19085.960000000003, "text": " I need to remember to go there."}, {"start": 19085.960000000003, "end": 19088.0, "text": " Umm..."}, {"start": 19088.0, "end": 19092.600000000002, "text": " I guess it's below me, but I feel like it shouldn't be below me."}, {"start": 19092.600000000002, "end": 19099.600000000002, "text": " I feel like it's up here, yeah."}, {"start": 19102.800000000003, "end": 19103.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's up here."}, {"start": 19103.920000000002, "end": 19108.000000000004, "text": " Well, let's use this first, because I have to go through hell to get this key, so..."}, {"start": 19108.56, "end": 19109.760000000002, "text": " Let's see what this is."}, {"start": 19133.920000000002, "end": 19161.920000000002, "text": " Uh, old school jump king much?"}, {"start": 19161.920000000002, "end": 19165.04, "text": " Oh, fucking night! Thanks for the- 10, dude!"}, {"start": 19165.920000000002, "end": 19168.640000000003, "text": " Yeah, welcome you fellas! Thank you, Nigh! Thank you!"}, {"start": 19170.640000000003, "end": 19172.640000000003, "text": " Very, very generous."}, {"start": 19188.4, "end": 19190.4, "text": " I think I can max jump here."}, {"start": 19190.4, "end": 19192.4, "text": " Okay, I was wrong."}, {"start": 19196.4, "end": 19198.4, "text": " Oh shit, there's a door here. I didn't notice."}, {"start": 19207.4, "end": 19209.4, "text": " A respix statue?"}, {"start": 19211.4, "end": 19213.4, "text": " Or no, he's a shop, I think."}, {"start": 19213.4, "end": 19215.4, "text": " Will he sell me a gun?"}, {"start": 19215.4, "end": 19217.4, "text": " What's the matter? Can you see I'm on break?"}, {"start": 19217.4, "end": 19229.82, "text": " Nerva these mudmen."}, {"start": 19229.82, "end": 19230.86, "text": " Pathetic mudmen."}, {"start": 19230.86, "end": 19232.36, "text": " I've got Burdenbeet."}, {"start": 19232.36, "end": 19236.08, "text": " Uh, oh no, it is a respick statue, okay."}, {"start": 19236.08, "end": 19238.82, "text": " I'm tired because I was up late watching Hintai."}, {"start": 19238.82, "end": 19241.0, "text": " So what's over here then?"}, {"start": 19241.0, "end": 19246.84, "text": " Okay, this is a shortcut or something."}, {"start": 19246.84, "end": 19255.8, "text": " from the other side yeah good it's good to do this now okay that's fine I'm"}, {"start": 19255.8, "end": 19259.64, "text": " tired because I was up late watching hentai"}, {"start": 19259.64, "end": 19269.64, "text": " They're alive five years. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 19269.64, "end": 19285.64, "text": " Max and then hope, hope, max, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope,"}, {"start": 19285.64, "end": 19297.04, "text": " Hulp. Hulp. Hulp. Hulp. This is super awkward, these jumps, I have to say. They're, like,"}, {"start": 19297.04, "end": 19309.559999999998, "text": " very, very, very awkward. So, am I supposed to just..."}, {"start": 19309.56, "end": 19316.56, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 19316.56, "end": 19325.56, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 19325.56, "end": 19327.56, "text": " Whetstone plus four?"}, {"start": 19327.56, "end": 19328.56, "text": " Can I max this?"}, {"start": 19328.56, "end": 19331.56, "text": " Well, I can max this, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 19331.56, "end": 19336.56, "text": " I got balls."}, {"start": 19336.56, "end": 19342.780000000002, "text": " I am not sure I'll land on this from a max spell try it. Okay, I will yeah. Yeah, what up?"}, {"start": 19344.120000000003, "end": 19347.5, "text": " Hmm I says the R of the mother upon the red fin"}, {"start": 19348.2, "end": 19352.06, "text": " That delved into the holy waters and made it out a rarity indeed"}, {"start": 19353.0, "end": 19359.0, "text": " We're here on holy mission. The gurgling gorge must be rid of daemons in the name of the bog mother"}, {"start": 19360.0, "end": 19362.0, "text": " Bog mother see thee"}, {"start": 19362.0, "end": 19363.5, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 19363.5, "end": 19365.5, "text": " Good talk fellas"}, {"start": 19366.56, "end": 19371.56, "text": " But I don't plan to be part of the Bog Mother."}, {"start": 19371.56, "end": 19373.56, "text": " Oh, there's a teleport here."}, {"start": 19373.56, "end": 19374.56, "text": " Um, okay."}, {"start": 19374.56, "end": 19377.56, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 19377.56, "end": 19379.56, "text": " I think I can max jump here."}, {"start": 19379.56, "end": 19380.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19380.56, "end": 19387.56, "text": " I-O-I just announced they sold 1.5 million 007 copies in 24 hours."}, {"start": 19387.56, "end": 19388.56, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 19388.56, "end": 19393.56, "text": " But I thought the game was failing because people keep saying it only has like 15,000"}, {"start": 19393.56, "end": 19395.56, "text": " players or something."}, {"start": 19395.56, "end": 19401.4, "text": " Damn. I guess not."}, {"start": 19408.56, "end": 19413.04, "text": " Hey little that! Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 19414.84, "end": 19421.960000000003, "text": " What is that weirdness to the left? Did you see that? There's a weirdness here."}, {"start": 19421.960000000003, "end": 19425.04, "text": " Where's this?"}, {"start": 19425.56, "end": 19428.56, "text": " Ball tickler!"}, {"start": 19431.56, "end": 19434.56, "text": " Wait, can I max jump? No."}, {"start": 19444.56, "end": 19446.56, "text": " Can I max jump from..."}, {"start": 19447.56, "end": 19451.56, "text": " How the fuck do I get up here? Maybe there is no way up here."}, {"start": 19452.56, "end": 19453.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19455.56, "end": 19461.56, "text": " Elite axe?"}, {"start": 19461.56, "end": 19471.56, "text": " Shopping wood, wow."}, {"start": 19471.56, "end": 19475.56, "text": " Let me tell you brother, it ain't no ball tickler."}, {"start": 19475.56, "end": 19481.56, "text": " Locked from the other side, okay."}, {"start": 19481.56, "end": 19502.120000000003, "text": " Uh, great. That means we can go to the left over here, wherever this is. I also found that"}, {"start": 19502.12, "end": 19509.12, "text": " area to the left like over here or something?"}, {"start": 19509.12, "end": 19521.64, "text": " I have to test it."}, {"start": 19521.64, "end": 19522.64, "text": " Scissor sister."}, {"start": 19522.64, "end": 19526.16, "text": " Wait, there's a hidden boss fight above me."}, {"start": 19526.16, "end": 19527.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19527.16, "end": 19529.64, "text": " Wait, that's weird."}, {"start": 19529.64, "end": 19532.76, "text": " Oh, that's an exit from a boss fight, probably."}, {"start": 19533.26, "end": 19535.26, "text": " Oh wait, I couldn't go here, right?"}, {"start": 19535.26, "end": 19538.26, "text": " Well, in that case, we know exactly what to do."}, {"start": 19540.1, "end": 19543.8, "text": " We gotta drop down and go to the left from there."}, {"start": 19546.559999999998, "end": 19548.559999999998, "text": " We go to the left from here instead."}, {"start": 19549.059999999998, "end": 19553.48, "text": " And this takes me here, yeah. This is the only area I haven't been in now, I believe."}, {"start": 19559.64, "end": 19565.88, "text": " Is there a path under the statue?"}, {"start": 19565.88, "end": 19571.48, "text": " Well, yeah, it just leads you down though, innit?"}, {"start": 19571.48, "end": 19577.8, "text": " Oh, I think there's a boss fight."}, {"start": 19577.8, "end": 19578.8, "text": " Tyrants ravine."}, {"start": 19578.8, "end": 19579.8, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 19579.8, "end": 19580.8, "text": " What's this door?"}, {"start": 19580.8, "end": 19581.8, "text": " Grosse, Grosse Tyrant."}, {"start": 19581.8, "end": 19582.8, "text": " There's a boss fight here somewhere."}, {"start": 19582.8, "end": 19584.0, "text": " What's this door?"}, {"start": 19585.0, "end": 19586.3, "text": " GROSSED!"}, {"start": 19586.3, "end": 19589.7, "text": " GROSSED Tyrant! There's a boss fight here, somewhere."}, {"start": 19591.04, "end": 19594.399999999998, "text": " Does Glock ammo? Oh yeah, I haven't tried to piss though, it's true."}, {"start": 19605.399999999998, "end": 19606.399999999998, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19612.8, "end": 19614.8, "text": " Scissor sister"}, {"start": 19626.14, "end": 19631.44, "text": " This flatten move is really good it's down plus Q. It's actually really powerful"}, {"start": 19642.8, "end": 19645.64, "text": " Balticler? Yeah."}, {"start": 19647.8, "end": 19649.399999999998, "text": " This weapon is so good."}, {"start": 19649.399999999998, "end": 19651.239999999998, "text": " It has so many moves, too."}, {"start": 19651.239999999998, "end": 19652.18, "text": " How's the game been so far?"}, {"start": 19652.18, "end": 19654.44, "text": " The game's lovely."}, {"start": 19654.44, "end": 19655.52, "text": " It is lovely."}, {"start": 19660.12, "end": 19662.239999999998, "text": " OK, this is the shortcut."}, {"start": 19662.239999999998, "end": 19665.92, "text": " We were just on the other side of this, I imagine."}, {"start": 19665.92, "end": 19667.96, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 19667.96, "end": 19668.84, "text": " Yep, we were."}, {"start": 19668.84, "end": 19669.32, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 19672.8, "end": 19698.6, "text": " come here I like the karate chop oh both fight top right nice well does it grab"}, {"start": 19698.600000000002, "end": 19700.600000000002, "text": " I haven't landed it yet."}, {"start": 19719.4, "end": 19725.760000000002, "text": " Old school jump king right here. Holy shit. I better be a good chest."}, {"start": 19728.600000000002, "end": 19743.2, "text": " Oh shit, Taryn, thank you!"}, {"start": 19743.2, "end": 19744.320000000003, "text": " Bitch slap!"}, {"start": 19744.320000000003, "end": 19746.760000000002, "text": " Or pimp slap, or whatever you call it."}, {"start": 19746.760000000002, "end": 19748.72, "text": " Backhand slap?"}, {"start": 19748.72, "end": 19766.600000000002, "text": " more friendly word. Now I love this weapon. It's actually great. It's a great weapon."}, {"start": 19766.600000000002, "end": 19774.08, "text": " Oh, yeah, I was gonna try to rock my world like a big fist"}, {"start": 19776.24, "end": 19781.02, "text": " That one so plus four plus three"}, {"start": 19788.24, "end": 19790.24, "text": " All right, we know where to go"}, {"start": 19790.24, "end": 19796.16, "text": " We have the boss cut up there, but I kind of I want to get this though"}, {"start": 19798.640000000003, "end": 19803.640000000003, "text": " This is a pain this is actually a painful last jump, but there might be setups for it"}, {"start": 19812.88, "end": 19816.640000000003, "text": " Yeah, 007 sold a lot already love to see it"}, {"start": 19816.64, "end": 19821.96, "text": " Okay, uh, man, what is that chest, I wonder?"}, {"start": 19821.96, "end": 19825.32, "text": " I could probably max jump from here."}, {"start": 19825.32, "end": 19827.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19827.32, "end": 19829.32, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 19829.32, "end": 19836.36, "text": " Alright, what is this?"}, {"start": 19836.36, "end": 19839.32, "text": " Hero of Jagos!"}, {"start": 19839.32, "end": 19848.04, "text": " Metal plus faith it gives, you know."}, {"start": 19848.04, "end": 19856.84, "text": " Damn, look at that cape."}, {"start": 19856.84, "end": 19859.64, "text": " Level three."}, {"start": 19859.64, "end": 19866.2, "text": " Yeah, obviously Sir Onion's going to be better because it's higher level."}, {"start": 19866.2, "end": 19868.56, "text": " How much is this weigh though?"}, {"start": 19868.56, "end": 19877.640000000003, "text": " 101 87 oh it actually weighs 87 hundred and one that's a very heavy set it's a"}, {"start": 19877.640000000003, "end": 19886.4, "text": " very heavy set this one I'm on your maxing all right let's go both fight"}, {"start": 19898.56, "end": 19915.56, "text": " Hmm. Oh, is that a jumpable branch? In the darkness?"}, {"start": 19915.56, "end": 19944.420000000002, "text": " Miley annoying enemy of this one."}, {"start": 19944.420000000002, "end": 19953.74, "text": " Take the boots icon, what about this one, what about it, you mean that, oh wait what"}, {"start": 19953.74, "end": 19966.300000000003, "text": " the fuck, wait what, wait he has a colt in this armor, what the fuck, you even see it"}, {"start": 19966.300000000003, "end": 19973.300000000003, "text": " down here."}, {"start": 19973.3, "end": 19978.739999999998, "text": " wild that is wild"}, {"start": 19985.46, "end": 19994.94, "text": " okay both fighters there but anything else I should be aware of up here except"}, {"start": 19994.94, "end": 20000.86, "text": " this guy fucking murderingly I'm not if I murder first"}, {"start": 20003.3, "end": 20010.3, "text": " Oh, filament plus five, nice."}, {"start": 20010.3, "end": 20017.7, "text": " Man, I can't keep going here instead of the boss fight, that's..."}, {"start": 20017.7, "end": 20023.5, "text": " Hmm, there's a gate up there."}, {"start": 20023.5, "end": 20030.899999999998, "text": " Hit, oh my god, oh shit, I'm scared."}, {"start": 20030.9, "end": 20038.7, "text": " Will I be back from Rotten before State of Play? Same day, yeah. Tuesday I'm back after"}, {"start": 20038.7, "end": 20048.72, "text": " two days. So then we're gonna play Jump King-ass-play Jump King Quest and then-let's do the boss"}, {"start": 20048.72, "end": 20054.5, "text": " fight fuck it-and then watch State of Play. State of Play is like 11pm or something like"}, {"start": 20054.5, "end": 20071.02, "text": " that. Ever see onion night smoke cigarette? Oh, now you have. Shit. Our cosmetic shield,"}, {"start": 20071.02, "end": 20090.12, "text": " I guess fucking chicken great damage though"}, {"start": 20101.02, "end": 20117.02, "text": " I'm bald. Oh no, I was almost bald."}, {"start": 20117.02, "end": 20127.02, "text": " That's like a noob set."}, {"start": 20127.02, "end": 20141.3, "text": " Fuck, okay, don't fall for that bait."}, {"start": 20141.3, "end": 20143.3, "text": " It's a- it's a clean bait."}, {"start": 20147.579999999998, "end": 20148.3, "text": " Heh heh."}, {"start": 20153.3, "end": 20153.8, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20154.3, "end": 20154.8, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 20155.1, "end": 20156.8, "text": " Why is there a knife that just spawned?"}, {"start": 20157.0, "end": 20157.8, "text": " Are you friendly?"}, {"start": 20158.3, "end": 20159.3, "text": " Oh shit, he's friendly!"}, {"start": 20168.8, "end": 20169.8, "text": " Thanks for the help, brother."}, {"start": 20170.1, "end": 20170.6, "text": " Heh."}, {"start": 20171.3, "end": 20185.78, "text": " Oh wait, I got the lucky coal."}, {"start": 20185.78, "end": 20192.82, "text": " Oh, this was from the dark faith vicar that dropped it."}, {"start": 20192.82, "end": 20193.82, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 20193.82, "end": 20197.54, "text": " Okay, brother, sure."}, {"start": 20197.54, "end": 20204.54, "text": " Yeah, now I'm back here. Yeah, I figured."}, {"start": 20213.7, "end": 20220.7, "text": " Was that a player? No, no, it's an NPC from the... faith people."}, {"start": 20222.04, "end": 20226.04, "text": " Is it because you're married to Boogfinger and these guys protect the Boog?"}, {"start": 20226.04, "end": 20235.440000000002, "text": " oh shit that's actually a great theory maybe nah wait what if it is what if"}, {"start": 20235.440000000002, "end": 20242.48, "text": " those guys spawn because you find the secret ring and you give it to her that"}, {"start": 20242.48, "end": 20245.32, "text": " will be kind of peak"}, {"start": 20286.04, "end": 20291.04, "text": " Try any place around me not some point same game. Oh, yeah, that's show the night devs"}, {"start": 20291.04, "end": 20296.88, "text": " Yeah, I yeah, I'm not live tomorrow or the next like four days because I'm going to Rotterdam for twitch con"}, {"start": 20297.84, "end": 20303.54, "text": " But when I get back maybe but I'm gonna prioritize finishing this game because this game is so sick"}, {"start": 20309.16, "end": 20311.16, "text": " And then a check can tell me"}, {"start": 20312.48, "end": 20313.760000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20313.760000000002, "end": 20315.760000000002, "text": " Yes, and what mean I is like"}, {"start": 20316.04, "end": 20324.04, "text": " Wait, there's another boss fight here. What? I'm smoking."}, {"start": 20338.04, "end": 20340.04, "text": " Oh, fuck. What is this?"}, {"start": 20341.84, "end": 20344.440000000002, "text": " Wait, chicken! With ads!"}, {"start": 20346.04, "end": 20368.04, "text": " I'm trying to kill the fucking ads first, and then it's easy."}, {"start": 20368.04, "end": 20378.04, "text": " Fuck it!"}, {"start": 20378.04, "end": 20391.08, "text": " Okay, now it should be quite fine."}, {"start": 20391.08, "end": 20393.08, "text": " It looks like the scene moves it basically."}, {"start": 20408.36, "end": 20408.86, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20451.08, "end": 20454.660000000003, "text": " What? Oh, okay."}, {"start": 20454.660000000003, "end": 20458.08, "text": " Oh, it's because I was charging jump."}, {"start": 20458.08, "end": 20461.08, "text": " Jump!"}, {"start": 20461.08, "end": 20468.08, "text": " Okay, alright, good."}, {"start": 20481.08, "end": 20484.08, "text": " That's dangerous."}, {"start": 20487.08, "end": 20490.08, "text": " Mmm, right off the ass!"}, {"start": 20490.08, "end": 20492.08, "text": " Fist!"}, {"start": 20492.08, "end": 20494.08, "text": " Fist!"}, {"start": 20494.08, "end": 20497.08, "text": " Fist! Fist!"}, {"start": 20498.08, "end": 20501.08, "text": " Man, where are we? We must be so high up."}, {"start": 20501.08, "end": 20503.08, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 20503.08, "end": 20524.2, "text": " Oh, we almost have two level ups."}, {"start": 20524.2, "end": 20539.440000000002, "text": " Where are we now, holy moly?"}, {"start": 20539.440000000002, "end": 20546.440000000002, "text": " Ultra Greatsword?"}, {"start": 20546.44, "end": 20548.44, "text": " Viagra thrust!"}, {"start": 20549.579999999998, "end": 20551.579999999998, "text": " Special attack!"}, {"start": 20554.96, "end": 20556.96, "text": " Holy shit, man."}, {"start": 20576.44, "end": 20583.739999999998, "text": " It's probably pretty good."}, {"start": 20583.739999999998, "end": 20586.899999999998, "text": " Someone hesitate to call this mass of dark metal a sword, embellished with a winged"}, {"start": 20586.899999999998, "end": 20589.66, "text": " skull of the old demon hunters."}, {"start": 20589.66, "end": 20605.199999999997, "text": " This thick slab of a blade requires truly a metal sum wielder."}, {"start": 20605.2, "end": 20613.68, "text": " I guess it's cool, but I really like the fist weapon, the handmaid and scepter, it's really fun."}, {"start": 20635.2, "end": 20643.0, "text": " Ah, okay."}, {"start": 20643.0, "end": 20644.0, "text": " We can almost level up twice."}, {"start": 20644.0, "end": 20646.0, "text": " I gotta be careful not dying now."}, {"start": 20646.0, "end": 20650.0, "text": " That would suck."}, {"start": 20650.0, "end": 20651.0, "text": " Yikes!"}, {"start": 20651.0, "end": 20655.4, "text": " And I still haven't landed the grab with this."}, {"start": 20655.4, "end": 20657.600000000002, "text": " Oh, no ice."}, {"start": 20657.600000000002, "end": 20660.8, "text": " I can go and level up."}, {"start": 20660.8, "end": 20664.600000000002, "text": " Darling, I missed you."}, {"start": 20664.600000000002, "end": 20682.52, "text": " Now a handmaiden is sick, it's so good."}, {"start": 20682.52, "end": 20683.920000000002, "text": " Oh shit, my Duolingo."}, {"start": 20683.920000000002, "end": 20686.08, "text": " It needs to be done."}, {"start": 20686.08, "end": 20692.280000000002, "text": " Ah, sorry chat, I'm just checking a thing."}, {"start": 20692.280000000002, "end": 20694.280000000002, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 20694.28, "end": 20710.219999999998, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20710.219999999998, "end": 20712.92, "text": " Two skill points."}, {"start": 20712.92, "end": 20717.399999999998, "text": " I mean I could respect the Ultra Greatsword I guess."}, {"start": 20717.4, "end": 20726.800000000003, "text": " I mean I could, it scales S with metal."}, {"start": 20726.800000000003, "end": 20736.08, "text": " Yeah it would definitely need a respec- well, it doesn't need a respec- yeah I feel like"}, {"start": 20736.08, "end": 20739.760000000002, "text": " the hand is kinda more dank and fun for now."}, {"start": 20739.760000000002, "end": 20742.2, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 20742.2, "end": 20748.280000000002, "text": " um yeah we could upgrade our damage if we wanted to we don't really need to the damage is fine man"}, {"start": 20748.84, "end": 20757.24, "text": " to be honest everything is fine 44 we can make both of these seven for nine more health"}, {"start": 20761.32, "end": 20766.68, "text": " let's make this 15 for a damage upgrade actually isn't this also a damage upgrade it is and it's"}, {"start": 20766.68, "end": 20770.68, "text": " It's two more health, so it makes sense."}, {"start": 20770.68, "end": 20771.68, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20774.18, "end": 20776.68, "text": " Is this game good? It is. It's actually lovely."}, {"start": 20776.68, "end": 20778.68, "text": " It's very, very nice."}, {"start": 20785.18, "end": 20787.18, "text": " Ooh, I can upgrade my armor."}, {"start": 20791.18, "end": 20792.18, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20792.18, "end": 20800.7, "text": " Yeah, this it's 10 bucks also and you also have online you can co-op you can invade people and PvP"}, {"start": 20801.420000000002, "end": 20803.94, "text": " But it has so much for"}, {"start": 20805.3, "end": 20807.3, "text": " Our coke armor"}, {"start": 20808.38, "end": 20810.5, "text": " Right the coke armor"}, {"start": 20813.82, "end": 20818.22, "text": " It does give me metal less faith I"}, {"start": 20818.22, "end": 20828.66, "text": " I mean, I can use the Koch armor."}, {"start": 20828.66, "end": 20839.7, "text": " I haven't done PvP again after I did it in the start, no."}, {"start": 20839.7, "end": 20868.5, "text": " Yeah, this upping metal might, yeah, I have 150 health for that."}, {"start": 20868.5, "end": 20870.5, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 20874.5, "end": 20877.5, "text": " Our option for tails is infinite. Yeah, you can buy them from the guide to the right."}, {"start": 20877.5, "end": 20880.5, "text": " You unlock higher ones gradually."}, {"start": 20882.5, "end": 20884.5, "text": " Wait, where the hell was I?"}, {"start": 20889.5, "end": 20892.5, "text": " Oh, um... here?"}, {"start": 20898.5, "end": 20900.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20909.42, "end": 20911.42, "text": " Don't for the NPC oh"}, {"start": 20912.7, "end": 20917.34, "text": " You mean the blacksmith guy I don't know where he is he like travels around I can't click on this one"}, {"start": 20918.38, "end": 20920.38, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 20923.98, "end": 20925.98, "text": " What"}, {"start": 20928.5, "end": 20946.18, "text": " Alright, grab move's kinda nice, it's a knockback."}, {"start": 20946.18, "end": 20950.02, "text": " The damage on a blood weapon, uh, you mean sickle and dagger?"}, {"start": 20950.02, "end": 20953.86, "text": " 47, uh, I don't have the stat it scales with at all."}, {"start": 20953.86, "end": 20956.78, "text": " It's a big spite weapon."}, {"start": 20956.78, "end": 20960.1, "text": " I wonder if you take damage because you don't have the stats?"}, {"start": 20960.1, "end": 20961.1, "text": " I doubt it though."}, {"start": 20961.1, "end": 20964.14, "text": " It seems like a very strong weapon, so we need to have some drawback."}, {"start": 20975.26, "end": 20976.26, "text": " Oh, yeah!"}, {"start": 20976.26, "end": 20977.539999999997, "text": " Now we're back here, genius."}, {"start": 20977.539999999997, "end": 20979.899999999998, "text": " There's a mega expansion come for Grim Dawn."}, {"start": 20979.899999999998, "end": 20980.899999999998, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 20980.899999999998, "end": 20984.5, "text": " I haven't really played Grim Dawn like super much, like 20 hours maybe."}, {"start": 20984.5, "end": 20986.3, "text": " Long, many, many, many years ago."}, {"start": 20986.3, "end": 20988.7, "text": " Ah, and that's that shortcut, okay."}, {"start": 20991.18, "end": 20993.98, "text": " Would not be surprised if you negated self-damage with full set."}, {"start": 20995.26, "end": 20995.98, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 20996.62, "end": 21000.3, "text": " Maybe, but it sounds- it seems too good to be true, almost."}, {"start": 21003.98, "end": 21004.48, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 21014.3, "end": 21014.96, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 21016.3, "end": 21023.3, "text": " There's somebody. I'll shove a finger up your ass. There we go."}, {"start": 21046.3, "end": 21066.98, "text": " I'm gonna do this sister sister"}, {"start": 21066.98, "end": 21091.34, "text": " Now this weapon is sick. It has like everything. It has good knockback, good range. It's got"}, {"start": 21091.34, "end": 21093.34, "text": " It's got a turbo thing, it's got a..."}, {"start": 21093.34, "end": 21095.34, "text": " ...flathing."}, {"start": 21095.34, "end": 21097.34, "text": " It has a grab that knocks him back."}, {"start": 21097.34, "end": 21099.34, "text": " It's got everything in this weapon."}, {"start": 21100.34, "end": 21102.34, "text": " And it's fast."}, {"start": 21102.34, "end": 21103.34, "text": " With really high damage."}, {"start": 21103.34, "end": 21105.34, "text": " Nah. This weapon is crazy, man."}, {"start": 21105.34, "end": 21106.34, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 21115.34, "end": 21116.34, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 21118.34, "end": 21120.34, "text": " So lucky you are."}, {"start": 21121.34, "end": 21128.34, "text": " Oh, you're gonna follow me down, it's fine."}, {"start": 21128.34, "end": 21135.34, "text": " Okay, that's sick."}, {"start": 21135.34, "end": 21143.34, "text": " This is my favorite weapon in the game so far."}, {"start": 21143.34, "end": 21144.34, "text": " It's fun."}, {"start": 21144.34, "end": 21149.34, "text": " It's got good knockers, yeah, right."}, {"start": 21149.34, "end": 21156.94, "text": " wait could I not this is way too far for a max jump"}, {"start": 21156.94, "end": 21175.54, "text": " you show coke armor yeah it's this coke armor it's like masters first of"}, {"start": 21175.54, "end": 21181.34, "text": " Where the mo-cap actor for this game you really kept that secret. Mmm. Thanks, 41 9 dark tomorrow. Thanks 28. Oh"}, {"start": 21183.06, "end": 21185.06, "text": " You mean IRL oh"}, {"start": 21185.940000000002, "end": 21187.940000000002, "text": " Of course"}, {"start": 21192.06, "end": 21194.620000000003, "text": " These are the hardest jumps to do in jumping I swear"}, {"start": 21205.54, "end": 21223.780000000002, "text": " All right, we're good. There's something over here. I don't like the look of this"}, {"start": 21235.54, "end": 21245.98, "text": " Okay, that will take me down there. Is this Dark Souls of Jump King? It is, yeah. It is,"}, {"start": 21245.98, "end": 21255.06, "text": " like, ironically, it is, yeah. Nice. It's a little five-up-grid material. Uh... hugs,"}, {"start": 21255.06, "end": 21257.940000000002, "text": " what up? It's my birthday today. Can I get a happy birthday, one of my first... happy"}, {"start": 21257.94, "end": 21261.3, "text": " birthday hogs we have a good birthday all right"}, {"start": 21261.3, "end": 21265.98, "text": " because I'm a cake or something you know"}, {"start": 21270.059999999998, "end": 21274.699999999997, "text": " I'm gonna max jump yeah"}, {"start": 21280.14, "end": 21285.02, "text": " all right we're done here we go this way"}, {"start": 21285.02, "end": 21289.02, "text": " Oh, a boss fight! Huge fall gate!"}, {"start": 21294.02, "end": 21297.02, "text": " I would kill it as Bond. Hell yeah."}, {"start": 21297.02, "end": 21300.02, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna smoke. Let's go."}, {"start": 21300.02, "end": 21318.420000000002, "text": " Oh my god, mega coke."}, {"start": 21348.420000000002, "end": 21367.86, "text": " That damage."}, {"start": 21367.86, "end": 21369.86, "text": " That fucking damage is crazy!"}, {"start": 21392.36, "end": 21394.36, "text": " What's he doing?"}, {"start": 21397.86, "end": 21423.34, "text": " Oh, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 21423.34, "end": 21425.34, "text": " AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"}, {"start": 21436.52, "end": 21440.1, "text": " Oh, I gotta make it back up here again. This jump is so ass."}, {"start": 21453.34, "end": 21479.48, "text": " All right well should be doable seem pretty easy that the rocks took me by surprise"}, {"start": 21479.48, "end": 21507.16, "text": " surprise. What are you doing man? I forgot to smoke but it's alright we don't need it."}, {"start": 21507.16, "end": 21508.16, "text": " Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 21527.16, "end": 21529.66, "text": " Oh shit, does it? Thank you, man!"}, {"start": 21531.16, "end": 21532.66, "text": " I'm sorry to hear that, brother."}, {"start": 21533.66, "end": 21535.16, "text": " I hope you get things sorted."}, {"start": 21535.16, "end": 21537.96, "text": " They feel better, man. I'm glad we can all help in some way."}, {"start": 21539.24, "end": 21540.44, "text": " Thank you, dude. Thank you."}, {"start": 21541.32, "end": 21542.52, "text": " Fuck, fuck, fuck."}, {"start": 21543.0, "end": 21545.32, "text": " I'm not losing to the Colt, come fucking winning!"}, {"start": 21546.76, "end": 21547.64, "text": " Fuck off!"}, {"start": 21548.2, "end": 21549.0, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 21549.0, "end": 21551.0, "text": " That was a fully charged, stronger attack."}, {"start": 21551.0, "end": 21579.48, "text": " Nosti, Nosti damage!"}, {"start": 21579.48, "end": 21591.48, "text": " I see the rocks are going to fall."}, {"start": 21591.48, "end": 21593.48, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 21609.48, "end": 21625.48, "text": " My caulk is much bigger than yours!"}, {"start": 21625.48, "end": 21630.48, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 21630.48, "end": 21632.48, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 21636.48, "end": 21638.48, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21644.48, "end": 21648.48, "text": " Chat, it's System of the Down. It's the song."}, {"start": 21648.48, "end": 21661.68, "text": " I can't get the fucking final hits in."}, {"start": 21661.68, "end": 21665.68, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21665.68, "end": 21695.64, "text": " the fight isn't even hard is this"}, {"start": 21695.64, "end": 21700.32, "text": " The thing is the moment he does anything and you get hit by it is like 50% of your health gone"}, {"start": 21700.44, "end": 21703.739999999998, "text": " But he he has plenty of room for you to hit him though"}, {"start": 21704.68, "end": 21707.18, "text": " In the first place second face is a bit trickier"}, {"start": 21755.64, "end": 21762.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21762.64, "end": 21765.64, "text": " death"}, {"start": 21765.64, "end": 21770.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21770.64, "end": 21772.64, "text": " death"}, {"start": 21772.64, "end": 21777.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 21807.64, "end": 21813.64, "text": " Tickle, tickle!"}, {"start": 21813.64, "end": 21815.64, "text": " Cooksfoot?"}, {"start": 21815.64, "end": 21817.64, "text": " Is that a weapon?"}, {"start": 21817.64, "end": 21819.64, "text": " It's a weapon!"}, {"start": 21819.64, "end": 21821.64, "text": " Cooksfoot!"}, {"start": 21821.64, "end": 21823.64, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 21827.64, "end": 21829.64, "text": " Bactealer or weapon faster from a cockatrice clawed foot?"}, {"start": 21829.64, "end": 21831.64, "text": " It works kind of mace."}, {"start": 21831.64, "end": 21833.64, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 21833.64, "end": 21835.64, "text": " Interesting, interesting."}, {"start": 21837.64, "end": 21839.64, "text": " Wait, you fall when you use it?"}, {"start": 21844.28, "end": 21847.32, "text": " Oh, then the follow-up attack is a get-up attack."}, {"start": 21848.04, "end": 21849.239999999998, "text": " That's kind of nice."}, {"start": 21852.68, "end": 21854.68, "text": " And then we have Bloody Heal."}, {"start": 21865.64, "end": 21867.48, "text": " I'm fancy moveset, I like it."}, {"start": 21867.64, "end": 21880.16, "text": " Man, where are we now?"}, {"start": 21880.16, "end": 21882.559999999998, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 21882.559999999998, "end": 21885.399999999998, "text": " Well we killed a cook at this."}, {"start": 21885.399999999998, "end": 21890.0, "text": " We're on top of the map over here now."}, {"start": 21890.0, "end": 21892.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21892.32, "end": 21899.4, "text": " We have a level up to use the head weapon to stroke the cockpits"}, {"start": 21908.28, "end": 21911.32, "text": " Man it's gonna be so nice to have something to look forward to"}, {"start": 21912.8, "end": 21915.28, "text": " When coming home on Tuesday"}, {"start": 21916.72, "end": 21920.2, "text": " To see this the continuation of this game"}, {"start": 21920.2, "end": 21922.48, "text": " I'd actually this game has been so sick"}, {"start": 21939.2, "end": 21945.940000000002, "text": " I'll get some of that pocket yeah, there's a lot of content there is a shit load"}, {"start": 21950.2, "end": 21957.64, "text": " another level up I can't finish it today no it's too big the game it's too long"}, {"start": 21957.64, "end": 21960.600000000002, "text": " for that"}, {"start": 21965.760000000002, "end": 21970.280000000002, "text": " leaving in 40 minutes ah we'll see I don't know if Mika is done with Bondia"}, {"start": 21970.280000000002, "end": 21976.920000000002, "text": " she wants to finish it what will I play on steamedick during the trip"}, {"start": 21980.2, "end": 21987.16, "text": " Ah, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor I think."}, {"start": 21987.16, "end": 21992.52, "text": " Uh, were we up here?"}, {"start": 21992.52, "end": 21996.280000000002, "text": " I think so, right?"}, {"start": 21996.280000000002, "end": 21997.280000000002, "text": " Death's Door?"}, {"start": 21997.280000000002, "end": 22003.0, "text": " Oh, that's where we're going now, yeah."}, {"start": 22003.0, "end": 22007.88, "text": " This is Death's Door over here."}, {"start": 22007.88, "end": 22009.88, "text": " Or it's..."}, {"start": 22009.88, "end": 22013.38, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 22020.98, "end": 22023.08, "text": " Yeah, we were definitely not at the top."}, {"start": 22023.08, "end": 22025.440000000002, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 22039.88, "end": 22055.4, "text": " are you kidding me that's the first jump I do"}, {"start": 22055.4, "end": 22071.980000000003, "text": " you sick amazing no don't wait who's that chasing me is that the boss guy I"}, {"start": 22071.980000000003, "end": 22076.22, "text": " don't think so I think she's gonna miss this respawn"}, {"start": 22076.22, "end": 22083.780000000002, "text": " Have I seen anything about the game replaced?"}, {"start": 22083.780000000002, "end": 22085.460000000003, "text": " I've finished that, right?"}, {"start": 22085.460000000003, "end": 22086.460000000003, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22086.460000000003, "end": 22089.74, "text": " That was a very pretty artsy 2D game, yeah."}, {"start": 22089.74, "end": 22090.74, "text": " Artsy."}, {"start": 22090.74, "end": 22101.100000000002, "text": " How's the actual platform been in terms of difficulty with Jump King?"}, {"start": 22101.100000000002, "end": 22105.82, "text": " It's been easier than Jump King maps, but the higher, the further into the game you go,"}, {"start": 22105.82, "end": 22107.82, "text": " They definitely turned it up, no doubt."}, {"start": 22115.12, "end": 22120.82, "text": " Damn, I feel so much more damage than the other fucking stick I had, man."}, {"start": 22121.52, "end": 22123.52, "text": " Wow, this is a big area."}, {"start": 22127.02, "end": 22128.32, "text": " Oh, here's a teleport."}, {"start": 22135.82, "end": 22152.82, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22152.82, "end": 22175.62, "text": " It's a lot of areas to go in this one."}, {"start": 22175.62, "end": 22177.62, "text": " It's so humongous."}, {"start": 22184.62, "end": 22186.62, "text": " Oh fuck, there's a war going on here."}, {"start": 22192.62, "end": 22194.62, "text": " Humongous wall."}, {"start": 22205.62, "end": 22208.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22208.46, "end": 22211.219999999998, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 22211.219999999998, "end": 22216.579999999998, "text": " Oh, I don't know where to go."}, {"start": 22216.579999999998, "end": 22217.82, "text": " There's like to the left."}, {"start": 22217.82, "end": 22218.82, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 22218.82, "end": 22231.14, "text": " Oh, these guys are up here."}, {"start": 22231.14, "end": 22232.14, "text": " That was hard fought."}, {"start": 22232.14, "end": 22233.14, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 22233.14, "end": 22235.059999999998, "text": " No easy as mole pig pie."}, {"start": 22235.06, "end": 22237.88, "text": " right to you assassin tell us what's the"}, {"start": 22237.88, "end": 22242.02, "text": " Kirolix weakness or else progress always up"}, {"start": 22242.02, "end": 22243.940000000002, "text": " is not no it's not that's actually not"}, {"start": 22243.940000000002, "end": 22246.620000000003, "text": " true because you might need key items"}, {"start": 22246.620000000003, "end": 22248.420000000002, "text": " are on the side"}, {"start": 22248.420000000002, "end": 22251.460000000003, "text": " well we'll beat you up even more again"}, {"start": 22251.460000000003, "end": 22256.100000000002, "text": " right fine listen you gobble scum and"}, {"start": 22256.100000000002, "end": 22257.620000000003, "text": " our gang the rule is that the strongest"}, {"start": 22257.620000000003, "end": 22261.460000000003, "text": " guy rules continue Kirolix weakness is"}, {"start": 22261.460000000003, "end": 22263.22, "text": " that if you beat him he'll give you the"}, {"start": 22263.22, "end": 22269.9, "text": " authority. That's it? No way. So Kirok's weakness is clear. That's right. We just"}, {"start": 22269.9, "end": 22273.620000000003, "text": " have to beat him in a fight. It's got to be fair and square. That's the rules."}, {"start": 22273.620000000003, "end": 22278.5, "text": " Beat evil Krolk, fair and square. Ah, the herringer will be delighted. Let us make"}, {"start": 22278.5, "end": 22286.34, "text": " haste the Black Knight. We'll make for Old Town. Just a suggestion, yeah? Absolutely."}, {"start": 22286.34, "end": 22290.86, "text": " You still have only seen like 50% of the stuff that was in the game before"}, {"start": 22290.86, "end": 22295.68, "text": " Four-fold release. This four-release patch size can't be overstated. Yeah, it's huge. It's crazy"}, {"start": 22296.04, "end": 22301.48, "text": " What do you think you're doing now? Don't you see you're playing into their hands? Listen, come me loser, right? I won't forget it"}, {"start": 22302.8, "end": 22305.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, sure cuz I want to fight you. Thanks punk"}, {"start": 22308.04, "end": 22314.8, "text": " Never mind what happened before the past is the past we're cool now, right? But you won't stand a chance against Lord Krulk"}, {"start": 22316.600000000002, "end": 22318.600000000002, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 22318.600000000002, "end": 22323.600000000002, "text": " Fuck, I don't know if I want to climb up here. I kinda want to go to the sides first."}, {"start": 22328.600000000002, "end": 22332.600000000002, "text": " I mean, there's also stuff over here."}, {"start": 22335.600000000002, "end": 22338.600000000002, "text": " There's fucking death. Why am I-"}, {"start": 22339.600000000002, "end": 22340.600000000002, "text": " Toxic!"}, {"start": 22348.600000000002, "end": 22353.280000000002, "text": " I am I'm tight. Let's go"}, {"start": 22363.36, "end": 22366.72, "text": " Wait, there's a path here. Yeah, there's a door here"}, {"start": 22366.72, "end": 22379.440000000002, "text": " I can't open this. I can't even interact with it. It's kind of weird. Okay, I guess we go"}, {"start": 22379.440000000002, "end": 22387.0, "text": " crown way. And we'll get here eventually. Bye physical, I'll be a make up on Rotterdam."}, {"start": 22387.0, "end": 22394.04, "text": " Yes, see you all Tuesday. Yes, sir. Thanks, Chillin' Physical. Have a good one, brother."}, {"start": 22394.04, "end": 22396.8, "text": " I'll go to the left area first, I guess."}, {"start": 22397.940000000002, "end": 22402.02, "text": " Uh, hold on, let me just see. What was- what was actually over here? Anything?"}, {"start": 22411.24, "end": 22412.760000000002, "text": " Well, there is something here."}, {"start": 22413.98, "end": 22414.84, "text": " I don't know what."}, {"start": 22418.16, "end": 22419.68, "text": " Oh, it's P-O-E tomorrow?"}, {"start": 22420.440000000002, "end": 22421.280000000002, "text": " Oh, my lord."}, {"start": 22424.04, "end": 22426.04, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 22438.440000000002, "end": 22440.440000000002, "text": " Shit. Uh, I'm spaghetti-ing."}, {"start": 22440.44, "end": 22454.48, "text": " That big guy's super scary."}, {"start": 22454.48, "end": 22460.559999999998, "text": " Needs insane damage."}, {"start": 22460.559999999998, "end": 22461.96, "text": " But so do I!"}, {"start": 22461.96, "end": 22467.64, "text": " Alright, let's go punk."}, {"start": 22467.64, "end": 22469.64, "text": " sister"}, {"start": 22497.64, "end": 22499.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22514.52, "end": 22518.18, "text": " Fucking hell any enemy that has a shield is"}, {"start": 22524.38, "end": 22526.38, "text": " Okay, ten times harder"}, {"start": 22527.64, "end": 22533.38, "text": " You want to play this but you're too broke and pretty sure this game is like 10 bucks"}, {"start": 22533.38, "end": 22536.76, "text": " and it is a lot of content."}, {"start": 22536.76, "end": 22537.76, "text": " It's a lot."}, {"start": 22537.76, "end": 22539.079999999998, "text": " Let me see how much is this game."}, {"start": 22539.079999999998, "end": 22540.079999999998, "text": " How much is this?"}, {"start": 22540.079999999998, "end": 22544.68, "text": " Yeah, it's 12 I guess."}, {"start": 22544.68, "end": 22545.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22545.68, "end": 22546.68, "text": " 12."}, {"start": 22546.68, "end": 22547.68, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 22547.68, "end": 22549.68, "text": " Nice, Reaver's looking really good."}, {"start": 22577.68, "end": 22586.56, "text": " I'm dead here, yeah, cause I can't move or see anything."}, {"start": 22586.56, "end": 22590.08, "text": " Yeah, there's not, there's nothing I can do."}, {"start": 22590.08, "end": 22602.48, "text": " Okay, we're good, never mind."}, {"start": 22602.48, "end": 22606.4, "text": " Yeah I mentioned it's, uh, I mentioned it's ten bucks because a lot of people probably"}, {"start": 22606.4, "end": 22612.24, "text": " don't think that this game is 10 dollars. They probably think it's like 20 or 30 or 40, you know."}, {"start": 22619.440000000002, "end": 22620.24, "text": " Is that a weapon?"}, {"start": 22636.4, "end": 22646.100000000002, "text": " It doesn't have any special moves, meh."}, {"start": 22646.100000000002, "end": 22647.100000000002, "text": " It is Urukaisord."}, {"start": 22647.100000000002, "end": 22648.100000000002, "text": " Miikuta."}, {"start": 22648.100000000002, "end": 22653.100000000002, "text": " Can I max jump this?"}, {"start": 22653.100000000002, "end": 22658.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I can."}, {"start": 22658.100000000002, "end": 22659.100000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 22659.100000000002, "end": 22667.74, "text": " me cook that could I max jump this yeah I can nice okay I think we got"}, {"start": 22667.74, "end": 22674.820000000003, "text": " everything that was to the right unless it continues over here well there's that"}, {"start": 22674.820000000003, "end": 22681.38, "text": " which I don't think I can get yeah I don't think you get that one from here"}, {"start": 22681.38, "end": 22683.38, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 22686.38, "end": 22687.38, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 22688.38, "end": 22691.38, "text": " Alright, I'll go left side then. It's either left or up."}, {"start": 22701.38, "end": 22703.38, "text": " Left side. Fuck it. Let's go."}, {"start": 22707.38, "end": 22709.38, "text": " I guess I'll fucking die."}, {"start": 22709.38, "end": 22710.38, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 22711.38, "end": 22721.38, "text": " The spaghetti is real."}, {"start": 22721.38, "end": 22735.38, "text": " Dude, these guys are insane."}, {"start": 22735.38, "end": 22737.38, "text": " I should finish bone, okay?"}, {"start": 22765.38, "end": 22789.38, "text": " So a hot blonde, hot blonde, there's a hot babe at the top apparently, yeah."}, {"start": 22789.38, "end": 22791.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22794.420000000002, "end": 22798.3, "text": " Don't play games about a pass. Yep true"}, {"start": 22805.54, "end": 22807.9, "text": " Cave of glee"}, {"start": 22812.14, "end": 22815.620000000003, "text": " Okay, I guess we check out the cave of glee"}, {"start": 22815.62, "end": 22822.62, "text": " airfrogs"}, {"start": 22845.62, "end": 22855.62, "text": " oh am I towards the end of the game early oh no I'm definitely not towards the end of"}, {"start": 22855.62, "end": 22867.78, "text": " the game this game is like humongous it's it's big"}, {"start": 22867.78, "end": 22873.82, "text": " I literally went past the intro credits today for the second time"}, {"start": 22873.82, "end": 22876.98, "text": " Which was pretty peak"}, {"start": 22883.579999999998, "end": 22885.579999999998, "text": " It's face the other"}, {"start": 22891.1, "end": 22894.62, "text": " Is that a fist weapon oh shit look at this"}, {"start": 22896.3, "end": 22898.3, "text": " Close of Malcolm N"}, {"start": 22899.1, "end": 22901.1, "text": " First fist weapon I find"}, {"start": 22901.100000000002, "end": 22908.100000000002, "text": " Scrawling storm, the god of cats is an unpredictable character that seems close to a force of chaos to the uninitiated."}, {"start": 22908.100000000002, "end": 22914.100000000002, "text": " Those with his favor will find truth in his saying that all cats land on their feats."}, {"start": 22914.100000000002, "end": 22939.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not gonna use this."}, {"start": 22939.100000000002, "end": 22952.780000000002, "text": " Oh shit, I need to- I'm in slope for all gear."}, {"start": 22952.780000000002, "end": 22965.02, "text": " Okay, there's a fog gate up there."}, {"start": 22965.02, "end": 22973.100000000002, "text": " It's a hot here, uh, nah, like 15 degrees or something."}, {"start": 22973.100000000002, "end": 22975.5, "text": " It's pretty hot, pretty hot."}, {"start": 22975.5, "end": 22979.38, "text": " Uh, real, uh, Seekin makes the half-pair of Parker World takes 59, sorry I was late on"}, {"start": 22979.38, "end": 22980.38, "text": " that."}, {"start": 22980.38, "end": 22983.54, "text": " I've been so fucking into the game here."}, {"start": 22983.54, "end": 22985.54, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 22985.54, "end": 22992.54, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 22992.54, "end": 23007.780000000002, "text": " Oh, it's you."}, {"start": 23007.780000000002, "end": 23011.5, "text": " You're friendly now because I'll let you go."}, {"start": 23011.5, "end": 23013.5, "text": " I'm stuck. Okay."}, {"start": 23028.38, "end": 23031.7, "text": " This is the Arcade's Jump King. Yep, it's Jump King developer's new game."}, {"start": 23031.7, "end": 23043.38, "text": " Oh, that takes me back there. Okay, so we got to go through the foggy then."}, {"start": 23043.38, "end": 23047.62, "text": " Is there fall damage? Yes, it's not much, but there is."}, {"start": 23047.62, "end": 23076.219999999998, "text": " fall damage isn't really a big deal in this"}, {"start": 23076.22, "end": 23079.18, "text": " Can you do Druid Bear Slam build this time for Pee Wee 2?"}, {"start": 23080.38, "end": 23082.38, "text": " This leak week I guess?"}, {"start": 23082.38, "end": 23083.38, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 23083.38, "end": 23084.38, "text": " No..."}, {"start": 23085.14, "end": 23088.38, "text": " If I were to play this one, I don't know what I would do to be honest."}, {"start": 23097.420000000002, "end": 23098.58, "text": " Dude, you get..."}, {"start": 23099.58, "end": 23101.100000000002, "text": " It's so nice to do..."}, {"start": 23101.100000000002, "end": 23102.58, "text": " One, two..."}, {"start": 23103.22, "end": 23104.9, "text": " And then the uh..."}, {"start": 23106.22, "end": 23108.260000000002, "text": " Rock my world right after."}, {"start": 23108.260000000002, "end": 23111.100000000002, "text": " I think it comes out faster because of it."}, {"start": 23111.100000000002, "end": 23111.940000000002, "text": " It's kind of cool."}, {"start": 23120.82, "end": 23124.5, "text": " Whatever do the Warcraft 3 tournament that grubby hosts?"}, {"start": 23124.5, "end": 23126.300000000003, "text": " For streamers, the past couple of them is so good."}, {"start": 23126.300000000003, "end": 23129.300000000003, "text": " If I were to host a tournament, it would be in Garfield Kart."}, {"start": 23131.460000000003, "end": 23132.620000000003, "text": " Oh, a boss fight."}, {"start": 23132.620000000003, "end": 23134.02, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23134.02, "end": 23135.02, "text": " Oh, we need slow."}, {"start": 23136.22, "end": 23164.7, "text": " Dude, if Metal Bear has actually succeeded in fixing the glitch there..."}, {"start": 23164.7, "end": 23178.98, "text": " yeah and then on top with the spectator mod it's possible you done what so I mean"}, {"start": 23178.98, "end": 23184.18, "text": " 10 p.m. Yeah, oh shit scary. It's gonna look that"}, {"start": 23208.98, "end": 23230.98, "text": " He's actually pretty tanky."}, {"start": 23260.98, "end": 23267.98, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 23267.98, "end": 23280.46, "text": " Get out of the corner."}, {"start": 23280.46, "end": 23284.46, "text": " He lobbed."}, {"start": 23284.46, "end": 23286.46, "text": " play now he's doing some new gimmick attack"}, {"start": 23293.46, "end": 23296.46, "text": " ok more jumping attacks, more jumping attacks"}, {"start": 23301.46, "end": 23302.46, "text": " ok"}, {"start": 23305.46, "end": 23306.46, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 23308.46, "end": 23310.46, "text": " heal up block don't choke"}, {"start": 23314.46, "end": 23325.899999999998, "text": " Fuck, I thought you could jump that, nooo!"}, {"start": 23325.899999999998, "end": 23329.3, "text": " Okay, don't worry."}, {"start": 23329.3, "end": 23339.3, "text": " Just jump and do one attack at a time."}, {"start": 23339.3, "end": 23341.3, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 23351.3, "end": 23354.02, "text": " Wow, oh you spawn here, okay, that's not too bad"}, {"start": 23364.059999999998, "end": 23366.059999999998, "text": " Fuck the thing is there's no slow"}, {"start": 23366.06, "end": 23371.440000000002, "text": " I mean, the frogs are the slope, I guess."}, {"start": 23371.440000000002, "end": 23372.940000000002, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 23372.940000000002, "end": 23377.600000000002, "text": " Do I need more slopes to win this fight?"}, {"start": 23377.600000000002, "end": 23380.600000000002, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 23470.600000000002, "end": 23490.840000000004, "text": " What did I get from this?"}, {"start": 23490.84, "end": 23492.84, "text": " I actually don't really know..."}, {"start": 23497.96, "end": 23499.56, "text": " Ethmel, 48 months there!"}, {"start": 23499.56, "end": 23502.16, "text": " I don't want to write the score, because I don't want to be late for the game!"}, {"start": 23502.16, "end": 23505.48, "text": " You know, I don't know if there will be any games like this,"}, {"start": 23505.48, "end": 23508.64, "text": " but Zaldo Wildmarkens Underdog of Kungarrikes,"}, {"start": 23508.64, "end": 23510.64, "text": " I think I'm wrong."}, {"start": 23510.64, "end": 23513.64, "text": " I'm also happy that I want to be in a game like this."}, {"start": 23513.64, "end": 23514.76, "text": " It was so fun on the comments."}, {"start": 23514.76, "end": 23516.96, "text": " I thank you, Ethmel, thank you."}, {"start": 23516.96, "end": 23525.68, "text": " build marikin's on the tall yeah that's great that's great"}, {"start": 23527.12, "end": 23537.68, "text": " so i didn't get any key i don't wear anything from this"}, {"start": 23546.96, "end": 23565.98, "text": " Oh, hey, that's cool, hey, he said he he I shouldn't translate alright"}, {"start": 23565.98, "end": 23575.14, "text": " well hold on I feel like there might be something else in that boss room or am I"}, {"start": 23575.14, "end": 23580.78, "text": " crazy no that's probably why there's a teleport outside here"}, {"start": 23583.98, "end": 23592.62, "text": " but what did I kill him for did I get a bunch of XP usage level"}, {"start": 23596.86, "end": 23600.54, "text": " You can sort by the latest things you've got, couldn't you?"}, {"start": 23608.54, "end": 23610.54, "text": " I'm not sure what I got from him"}, {"start": 23613.7, "end": 23616.3, "text": " Yeah, I got a bunch of resources and like upgrading I guess"}, {"start": 23617.5, "end": 23624.14, "text": " Okay, that's cool. Well, that was that cave of glee and you got to go back here and just climb up"}, {"start": 23624.14, "end": 23626.14, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 23631.82, "end": 23636.14, "text": " From the Frog Armors that you got, the naked guy and sewers would have made all Frogs friendly if you gave it back."}, {"start": 23637.14, "end": 23639.14, "text": " Wait, really?"}, {"start": 23639.84, "end": 23644.14, "text": " The naked guy and the sewers would have made all Frogs friendly if you gave it back."}, {"start": 23645.14, "end": 23647.14, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 23648.14, "end": 23650.14, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23650.14, "end": 23652.14, "text": " Ha."}, {"start": 23652.14, "end": 23665.42, "text": " Yeah, that's it. That's a good question actually. I wonder. Alright, I'm getting to the top."}, {"start": 23665.42, "end": 23675.82, "text": " Let's go. I mean, I can still go back to... I got four whetstone, one reinforced filament,"}, {"start": 23675.82, "end": 23679.079999999998, "text": " I said that was seven. Oh, okay. Thank you, Zyra, for checking. Thank you"}, {"start": 23681.84, "end": 23684.52, "text": " But if frog friendly then no frog slope"}, {"start": 23705.82, "end": 23711.18, "text": " Yeah, they stole this frog armor. It's true. I forgot it was the frog armor. They stole"}, {"start": 23713.9, "end": 23718.36, "text": " Is the grab good on the weapon ah, it's alright. I mean it's a like a watch"}, {"start": 23719.46, "end": 23723.0, "text": " That's the grab. It's a moth back. It's pretty slow"}, {"start": 23728.86, "end": 23735.1, "text": " How come they have wet dry stone dry waste those but not wet dry stones true true"}, {"start": 23735.82, "end": 23742.82, "text": " Tickle, tickle."}, {"start": 23742.82, "end": 23751.82, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 23751.82, "end": 23764.82, "text": " Sloppy bird."}, {"start": 23764.82, "end": 23766.82, "text": " Slopey bird."}, {"start": 23767.22, "end": 23769.22, "text": " I hate this fucking enemies"}, {"start": 23775.1, "end": 23779.12, "text": " All right, oh, there's a teleporter here too teleporters everywhere here"}, {"start": 23779.12, "end": 23786.6, "text": " Alright, cool."}, {"start": 23786.6, "end": 23800.399999999998, "text": " The final stance of that weapon strokes your head."}, {"start": 23800.399999999998, "end": 23803.399999999998, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 23803.4, "end": 23808.760000000002, "text": " Why, do I stand still long enough or is it just this?"}, {"start": 23808.760000000002, "end": 23809.920000000002, "text": " Oh wait!"}, {"start": 23809.920000000002, "end": 23810.920000000002, "text": " It does!"}, {"start": 23810.920000000002, "end": 23812.920000000002, "text": " Wait, that's so funny!"}, {"start": 23812.920000000002, "end": 23813.920000000002, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 23813.920000000002, "end": 23817.88, "text": " If you stand still long enough, it does it."}, {"start": 23817.88, "end": 23822.600000000002, "text": " That's really cool."}, {"start": 23822.600000000002, "end": 23827.68, "text": " She slowly goes towards it."}, {"start": 23827.68, "end": 23829.68, "text": " So much soul, man."}, {"start": 23829.68, "end": 23831.68, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 23831.68, "end": 23833.88, "text": " Oh, that's probably going to take me down there."}, {"start": 23834.920000000002, "end": 23836.0, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 23836.36, "end": 23838.28, "text": " Fungal Fields?"}, {"start": 23841.2, "end": 23843.56, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 23851.0, "end": 23852.32, "text": " That's not go here yet."}, {"start": 23852.32, "end": 23865.32, "text": " I do not want to fight this guy I really don't want to fight this guy here"}, {"start": 23865.32, "end": 23881.12, "text": " you run run run run run run like I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm really going"}, {"start": 23881.12, "end": 23888.32, "text": " it on. Oh hey, full gates. And then I fail the last jump. Actually, it's fine"}, {"start": 23888.32, "end": 23897.239999999998, "text": " because there's upgrades here. Oh my god, forgot about the IAR remakes on that one."}, {"start": 23911.12, "end": 23930.399999999998, "text": " and this takes me I want to see what's on the top of this fuck but I can go left or"}, {"start": 23930.399999999998, "end": 23936.36, "text": " right here too well no this is where you fall down for sure is the other area also like"}, {"start": 23936.36, "end": 23943.62, "text": " this looks like one of the towers and where you find the babe oh yeah okay oh"}, {"start": 23943.62, "end": 23948.02, "text": " this is interesting this legit looks like one of the towers we find the"}, {"start": 23948.02, "end": 23950.18, "text": " babe"}, {"start": 23952.74, "end": 23956.02, "text": " you're all file a quote then Ian Harvest Smith playing his honor watch"}, {"start": 23956.02, "end": 23960.9, "text": " point of stream line. What? Who? What?"}, {"start": 23966.9, "end": 23975.74, "text": " Okay, servant is up there. You can enter here."}, {"start": 23975.74, "end": 23979.74, "text": " Well, I'll be fucked. Where the hell am I now?"}, {"start": 23989.74, "end": 23992.74, "text": " What? Demon Baron Keep?"}, {"start": 23996.74, "end": 23998.74, "text": " Find Demon Baron Keep."}, {"start": 24005.74, "end": 24013.08, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 24013.08, "end": 24021.72, "text": " That doesn't look fun."}, {"start": 24021.72, "end": 24024.52, "text": " Is this like a CBT area?"}, {"start": 24024.52, "end": 24046.64, "text": " Like a white palace or whatever?"}, {"start": 24046.64, "end": 24049.88, "text": " I feel like it is."}, {"start": 24049.88, "end": 24053.12, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 24053.12, "end": 24060.12, "text": " these jumps are... oh wait, there's two... okay..."}, {"start": 24064.079999999998, "end": 24071.079999999998, "text": " oh my god..."}, {"start": 24071.08, "end": 24087.72, "text": " Do I choose which path is the worst here or what is this?"}, {"start": 24087.72, "end": 24094.68, "text": " Alright, yeah Corgi, good night, hope you see you well."}, {"start": 24094.68, "end": 24097.52, "text": " That'll be amazing, thank you."}, {"start": 24097.52, "end": 24100.32, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 24109.920000000002, "end": 24111.44, "text": " Spaghetti! Fuck!"}, {"start": 24114.48, "end": 24114.98, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 24117.84, "end": 24119.04, "text": " Oh, that's fine."}, {"start": 24123.04, "end": 24124.04, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 24124.96, "end": 24125.46, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 24125.46, "end": 24130.94, "text": " oh no I'm done soon pretty much I mean I can't stop whenever"}, {"start": 24130.94, "end": 24146.98, "text": " I'm not sure that was the weapon, I think."}, {"start": 24146.98, "end": 24147.98, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 24147.98, "end": 24150.5, "text": " That's your fault."}, {"start": 24150.5, "end": 24154.14, "text": " That's your fault."}, {"start": 24154.14, "end": 24159.059999999998, "text": " Now I got to get going to the airport."}, {"start": 24159.06, "end": 24160.38, "text": " God, that's how it is."}, {"start": 24163.460000000003, "end": 24164.780000000002, "text": " Next stream will be Tuesday."}, {"start": 24164.780000000002, "end": 24167.02, "text": " I look so forward to continuing this game."}, {"start": 24167.02, "end": 24168.780000000002, "text": " This game is such a banger."}, {"start": 24170.06, "end": 24171.52, "text": " It's such a banger, dude."}, {"start": 24183.100000000002, "end": 24184.22, "text": " Wait, hold on, let me cook."}, {"start": 24184.22, "end": 24185.66, "text": " I'm on a roll right now."}, {"start": 24189.06, "end": 24206.74, "text": " Oh, he's up there."}, {"start": 24206.74, "end": 24212.420000000002, "text": " Perfect!"}, {"start": 24212.420000000002, "end": 24215.420000000002, "text": " Squire's here."}, {"start": 24215.420000000002, "end": 24220.420000000002, "text": " Where the hell am I now?"}, {"start": 24220.420000000002, "end": 24223.940000000002, "text": " Wait, have I been here?"}, {"start": 24223.940000000002, "end": 24228.68, "text": " Yeah, wait, this is where the cave was over here? Yeah, but I never went to the"}, {"start": 24228.68, "end": 24229.7, "text": " ride of the cave."}, {"start": 24229.7, "end": 24236.7, "text": " Shit. Uh, you know what? I'm gonna do this."}, {"start": 24238.660000000003, "end": 24241.820000000003, "text": " Go to the... fuck. I don't know where to..."}, {"start": 24241.82, "end": 24244.579999999998, "text": " You know what? I don't know where to go when I get back. I..."}, {"start": 24247.3, "end": 24251.5, "text": " There's a lot... Oh man, dude, there's so many areas. It's insane."}, {"start": 24253.18, "end": 24255.18, "text": " Like I could go here."}, {"start": 24261.02, "end": 24264.78, "text": " Jump up here. I can go... This is crazy!"}, {"start": 24271.82, "end": 24277.28, "text": " Well, I go here into the right. There's the CBT section I just fell in with the swinging axis."}, {"start": 24277.52, "end": 24278.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24280.42, "end": 24281.22, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 24281.32, "end": 24284.86, "text": " Oh, yeah, I gotta go chat. I gotta go to the airport. I'm going to..."}, {"start": 24285.12, "end": 24286.12, "text": " ...roater them..."}, {"start": 24286.62, "end": 24287.52, "text": " ...for four days."}, {"start": 24291.52, "end": 24292.02, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 24292.32, "end": 24295.22, "text": " Well, three days. I'm back Monday. I'm back streaming Tuesday."}, {"start": 24295.92, "end": 24297.62, "text": " From home. Very late Monday."}, {"start": 24298.42, "end": 24300.82, "text": " I know some of y'all are going there too, if you see me."}, {"start": 24300.82, "end": 24305.82, "text": " Don't fucking say hi. We're gonna have problems, alright? I'm kidding. I'm kidding."}, {"start": 24305.82, "end": 24309.82, "text": " Say hi. Let's talk. Pow. Pow. Pow."}, {"start": 24318.82, "end": 24322.82, "text": " Man. Oh, look at that. I got a bunch of Redfin points. I still don't know what that is."}, {"start": 24322.82, "end": 24336.06, "text": " No, um, yeah, I'm going to TwitchCon, um, not sure I'll be at the actual event too much."}, {"start": 24336.06, "end": 24338.54, "text": " I'll be there one of the days at least."}, {"start": 24338.54, "end": 24341.5, "text": " But, yeah, it'll be cool."}, {"start": 24341.5, "end": 24342.98, "text": " Socialize a little bit."}, {"start": 24342.98, "end": 24345.18, "text": " Too much of a cave dweller."}, {"start": 24345.18, "end": 24346.18, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 24346.18, "end": 24349.66, "text": " Um, just met him."}, {"start": 24349.66, "end": 24351.46, "text": " Um, yeah, no."}, {"start": 24351.46, "end": 24358.899999999998, "text": " If you see me say hi, let's have a chatty chat or some, you know, I'll be back Tuesday"}, {"start": 24359.559999999998, "end": 24364.2, "text": " With regular streams. We're gonna continue this. I'm gonna finish this game. I want to see the boss fights"}, {"start": 24364.2, "end": 24369.3, "text": " I want to see it's so good this game. I'm so I'm addicted to this game now man. It's so good"}, {"start": 24372.3, "end": 24374.3, "text": " And then because I'm back Tuesday"}, {"start": 24375.379999999997, "end": 24380.64, "text": " That one there's a state of play during the evening, so we're gonna watch that after playing this"}, {"start": 24381.46, "end": 24385.059999999998, "text": " And then, uh, yeah, Mika is gonna be streaming at Twitch console."}, {"start": 24385.46, "end": 24387.059999999998, "text": " I'll be on that stream."}, {"start": 24389.059999999998, "end": 24390.66, "text": " And then, uh..."}, {"start": 24391.86, "end": 24395.66, "text": " Yeah, June the 5th is, uh, Gothic Remake, so, yeah, we know what to do, man."}, {"start": 24396.66, "end": 24398.059999999998, "text": " We know what to do!"}, {"start": 24399.059999999998, "end": 24400.86, "text": " Oh, man, this day I'm emote."}, {"start": 24401.26, "end": 24402.26, "text": " This day I'm emote."}, {"start": 24402.26, "end": 24406.66, "text": " I actually got a writer review for this game when I'm done with it. I have to."}, {"start": 24406.66, "end": 24409.86, "text": " The devs have put so much damn effort into this."}, {"start": 24411.46, "end": 24413.46, "text": " Yeah, oh"}, {"start": 24414.579999999998, "end": 24416.579999999998, "text": " Heavy metal death count"}, {"start": 24417.66, "end": 24419.96, "text": " How many different flu's will you bring back?"}, {"start": 24421.54, "end": 24428.14, "text": " None no none right. Yeah, that was the survival horror retro game. Yeah"}, {"start": 24429.26, "end": 24431.66, "text": " Yeah, we definitely have some games to play for sure"}, {"start": 24433.34, "end": 24435.34, "text": " It's gonna be cool man, it's gonna be cool"}, {"start": 24435.46, "end": 24441.18, "text": " So yeah, I'll be back Tuesday the schedule below is updated to when the next stream starts"}, {"start": 24441.46, "end": 24445.62, "text": " So, yeah, very cool, um, yep."}, {"start": 24445.62, "end": 24449.219999999998, "text": " I have nothing else to say."}, {"start": 24449.219999999998, "end": 24450.219999999998, "text": " Thanks for chilling everybody."}, {"start": 24450.219999999998, "end": 24454.66, "text": " Kitty cats, thanks for the 19, and me I got ice to do, thanks for the 15."}, {"start": 24454.66, "end": 24457.059999999998, "text": " Onions ass, thanks for the 53."}, {"start": 24457.059999999998, "end": 24460.5, "text": " Yeah, that was Onion Knights, I said, yeah."}, {"start": 24460.5, "end": 24463.14, "text": " Game has so many lovely throwbacks and all that."}, {"start": 24463.14, "end": 24467.02, "text": " I mean, I found Guts great sword, that was pretty cool."}, {"start": 24467.02, "end": 24469.899999999998, "text": " Pretty cool."}, {"start": 24469.899999999998, "end": 24470.899999999998, "text": " Pretty cool."}, {"start": 24470.9, "end": 24477.7, "text": " So I'll see you all Tuesday chat. I wish y'all the best weekend. I'm probably gonna post some on my Instagram story you can find it here"}, {"start": 24478.66, "end": 24480.66, "text": " Twitter I haven't used in"}, {"start": 24480.86, "end": 24485.140000000003, "text": " Fucking a year almost but Instagram a fine fun. I'll probably do some"}, {"start": 24487.460000000003, "end": 24491.54, "text": " Stories there, uh, all right, I'll see you all Tuesday"}, {"start": 24493.420000000002, "end": 24498.7, "text": " Thanks, everybody. I appreciate you all. Thank you. Thank you"}, {"start": 24500.9, "end": 24503.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, I take zinc. I mean, I'm bringing my zinc, man. I am."}, {"start": 24503.940000000002, "end": 24505.780000000002, "text": " I took zinc today. I zinc every day."}, {"start": 24506.5, "end": 24507.460000000003, "text": " Hell yeah."}, {"start": 24507.780000000002, "end": 24509.38, "text": " Will I not see you there, Tomes?"}, {"start": 24510.58, "end": 24512.420000000002, "text": " Instagram live? No, God no."}, {"start": 24513.140000000003, "end": 24514.58, "text": " Jesus Christ, no."}, {"start": 24515.7, "end": 24517.620000000003, "text": " I've done that once. Long time ago."}, {"start": 24518.980000000003, "end": 24521.38, "text": " Uh, alright. I'll see you Tuesday, chat."}, {"start": 24524.02, "end": 24525.7, "text": " Ah, thank you, Jack Grimes. Thank you."}, {"start": 24525.7, "end": 24526.74, "text": " Settle item off."}, {"start": 24526.980000000003, "end": 24528.9, "text": " Pretending work trip. Ah, okay."}, {"start": 24528.9, "end": 24533.9, "text": " Nice. Nice, nice."}, {"start": 24533.9, "end": 24536.9, "text": " Uh, I'll see you Tuesday on Mika Stream this weekend."}, {"start": 24536.9, "end": 24540.9, "text": " Appreciate you all chatting. Take care of yourselves."}, {"start": 24540.9, "end": 24543.9, "text": " Bye-bye!"}, {"start": 24588.9, "end": 24595.9, "text": " I love you guys."}, {"start": 24738.9, "end": 24740.960000000003, "text": " you"}]}