Yeah, boom this done, yes.
I think they will show DARK SATIS 4 gameplay on upcoming showcase.
Ooh, maybe.
I forgot they're making that.
Massive Copent title, massive truth in title.
Massive, true. Massive!
Dude, THQ released a teaser about 4 years ago. Who the fuck teases like that?
Uh...
Let me tell you, Lowe...
His name starts with T. His last name ends with Howard.
Oh, yes!
So that was what? How long ago was that? I'm leaving after today.
And then I'm back Tuesday. I mean, I'll be on Mika's stream because Mika is going to go around influencing.
And I'm gonna be there in the background like
Fuck you thought I was
How was James? It was great. It was really good
I don't think she's streaming tomorrow, no, I don't think so
I'll check it flag if I don't people are putting spoilers let me see
Oh
It is kind of funny just like a rushing through
Man, I missed this jump, King R. God, it was so good.
It was so good.
Official announcement teaser on their channel is from June 10th, 2018!
Holy shit!
That was crazy.
Wind only for TwitchCon tonight.
Well, tomorrow.
tonight I go to the airport yeah I'd be live to like 10 p.m. 10 30 no stress
really I'm gonna back Tuesday like I come home Monday but I come home at like
11 p.m. Monday I'll stand I'm done with 007 yeah chose day yeah but I'll be on
me could stream a bit and I know some people in the community are going to
switch on so I'll see some of y'all there am I taking finas there I have no
idea what that is
Reno says you're gonna be stressed out playing Garf today Garf can never stress
me
Uh.
Uh, Bolo.
Thanks, six man.
Croped, thanks 46.
Now I got thanks 49.
Safe as well.
Thanks 64.
And I like 6'2".
Only suffering.
No going up.
Pulse.
Pulse.
What up?
So I-
Ah, it's going cool.
Just catching up with Chatham and I very early today.
I gotta go a bit earlier as I can go to the airport.
Misty or Streams?
Once you're ready, you can score on double or seven.
It's a great game. It's very good. I don't know. I'm not gonna like sport
I'm not gonna talk like store anything, but you know the game is very good. I
Don't like using scores
Don't expect it to be like hitman even though it's the headman devs, you know
It is a little bit. Yeah flights are sorted. Yeah
I'm aware of the Garfield drip twitch count. I don't have any Garfield drip. I actually tried getting a Garfield like suit
For an event but there is none
that I that I could get
Actually, they do have some now and it's kind of scuffed though
Furry come no
Although I remember what it was for if it was like some running event or something like I was
thinking about it
Yo, I was there I was a German way today. It was long and painful though
But the tumor I've been removed nice now having a bandage on it and going back to remove the stitches. Yes, it'll heal up
It will
Light it won't well it lies. I would have been on a straight
I'm going to Ythcon right yeah, yeah
Oh
Was double or seven better than lifeline any game is better than lifeline that ever sees the elderly mod
Yes, yeah, Graysport, I think. I don't think it's fully done though, is it?
Oh, maybe it is.
Hearing this theme makes me want to replay the game. Yeah, I like...
Luke Outside has so much replayability. There's so many companions and stuff. It's crazy.
My zinced-off at TwitchCon, I am.
Me, now the holo-work, comes out tomorrow. Um...
No plans really. I mean when I'm back from TwitchCon it's fully specced. I'm not
gonna be done with Junking Quest so I'm Junking Questing and then on Tuesday
I'm doing Junking Quest and then it's State of Play so we're gonna watch State
play. And then after that June 5th, it's got the remake. So, yeah. Banger. Yeah, I finished
up a little 7th Turkish man. Yep. Marasch 6th anniversary! Thank you! The absolute state
of the place crazy oh if they got replay Lisa again I'm listening to the
movie yesterday really furniture yeah yeah I will definitely play Lisa but
I ever play I gi I don't know what this is her shea
I
Need Dino clip where is his gnome dog?
Are you gonna fall off dog?
You're gonna fall off dog
dog
Or I'm blocking Dino's
Wait, what was that?
Wait, he's a gnome. I see him. Oh wait Chad don't see him. I see him. Look. He's a gnome
Oh
You're gonna fall off dog or
Where's that meaning you know, is that a sound effect he has I guess so oh
Iji is an old-ass tactical shooter story. It's great. Oh, I never heard of it tactical shooter. Why does that?
What's that tactical shooter this makes me think of like XCOM or something?
There's like four showcases that week
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
State of play, future game show, Summer Game Fest and Xbox.
Yeah, I mean Summer Game Fest, yeah.
State of play and Summer Game Fest are the ones I'm planning on watching.
I don't know when the Xbox show is.
Future Game Show.
If I had a corp before, I'd watch it, but I don't.
Not right now at least.
Can we play Dragon Slayer from the look outside OST?
It's from, like, the new patch, uh...
What up, Darth?
Fuck me, it's cold in here!
I
Project I gi
No, I don't think I've ever seen this
It's like a stealth shooter, yeah.
Tactical, yeah.
Second PlayStation, fifth SGF seventh is Xbox Show.
Okay, we'll see.
I'm gonna be very busy with...
It was not sure if it goes up to June 8th.
Okay, yeah.
No, I mean, Gothic Remake is out,
So, you know, I want to hop on that.
Did I finish Bond or flesh it? No, I finished it.
It was a two-stream game, which I thought it would be.
I thought it would be a two-stream game.
Not going to be sick, man.
I'm bringing my running shoes, man.
I'm going to be running in Rotterdam.
Running in new areas is cool, man.
Have you heard about the 20 old Warhammer games where we release on Steam? No.
Yeah, Jesus, thanks, 9-4. This month, Mark's being one-year-cads or three, dude.
Fucking beast. Absolute trooper. Glad to hear it.
My running shoes, do I use? Well, I think they're packed now, or I would show you.
I don't remember I don't remember to be honest they're white
Let me see if they're past
Yeah sorry I don't remember they're packed somewhere I wonder what this red fin
points mean in top right I don't actually know
They fix the uh, you know with the music like glitches out when you're online they fix that.
They did some hotfixes, that's cool.
I'll see how they sport it to you man, thank you.
So many jumps you have left, yeah sure.
Oh hey, there's a- wait, that's my character jumping in the background.
Wait, that's cool.
Aw, I fell.
Yeah, thank you Moro, thank you. Yeah, we're chilling.
Oh hey, there I am again.
And I'm going.
I mean, I like Warhammer classics.
I just poor shrugged.
Guess I'll run another lap, fuck it.
Look, you can see a shadow in the- in the-
See that in the sunlight?
Ooh.
Oh.
Going back.
Oh, wow.
Holy shit, that's a lot of Warhammer games, god damn.
I really like Space Marine too.
I think I have progress where I am now, I think.
Actually no, I don't remember where I am, where am I?
What was the gate to the right?
Was that the butcher guy? It was, right?
I think this was the butcher guy.
Yes, we killed him, yeah.
Was it Kersmark? Um, no.
Coming soon to early access.
He's pretty solid, man.
Pretty solid, pretty roguelite.
Still using new backs? This axe is sick, man.
Though I might respect to this vihander. I did get a vihander yesterday.
Uh, high order vihander. But I kind of want- I would kind of need to respect to use it.
But I don't need to. I lose 11 damage, but yeah.
Isn't- Redfin is the name of the zone you're currently. It's called Redfin Prison.
Yeah, but then it was like a number, and I don't know what's up with that.
Where the hell am I?
Any invades today?
Hey, maybe.
I might go online, to be honest.
I don't know where I am.
I'm in drainage ruins, but what am I- okay.
Just keep jumping, I guess, and I'll figure out where I am.
pretty sure I'm going backwards I finished up a little seven yesterday
hey there's a teleporter here what's huh what a dream
Oh, there's a big chest there.
Oh, that's a jump.
yes finished up a little something yesterday a war hammer jaw shatter scales
heavily with uh in in in the in yeah oh it's tiny well I RL stream into which
God no I don't IRLs free man I like little stab of events oh shit
boos boos bonk
hit slash yeah this is hit defect choleric and this is slash I kind of
one I don't know yeah the claymore range is crazy I it's same thing with this
vihander though I mean look at this vihander
it's pretty crazy
no Amika will I real stream those I'll be there oh hey what's up be honest there
There's a great Throne Sewers, did you see where Sir Percy went for chance?
No.
As far as I know, it's the only path to Uptown, that's right.
Oh, and listen, the fly guys in there are pretty dangerous.
Yeah, very dangerous for someone like you, you don't know the rules.
They'll make you lose your marbles in the blink of an eye.
See, the game they play the most is Rock, Paper, Scissors, and the trick is to have the upper
hand.
how okay you pick first rock paper scissor rock why would you choose rock
such a mistake even for you everyone knows how to make their opponents fold
when they pick rock so that's why I choose paper well yeah because you knew
I chose rock and look at that I won as you can see I'm quite adept at throwing
hands yep I think I'll hold my own against those fly guys you on the other
hand and never enter a mash for one of them all right you'll regret it buddy
have you seen some Percy you should come this way to get through the sewers
but you see the door here is locked
Percy should be here soon with the key from Gnuscombe Gnuscombe is the top guy
over here in the high order and yeah you gotta find Gnuscombe here in the
encampment okay he throws right back into jail all right well we know what to do
then we got to find that key
well I see a secret down there I think
yeah I'm going through the encampment yeah
that hope today no okay I'm not gonna kill these I'm just gonna speedrun
Because I've already been through this in-camera before, and I killed every single enemy.
But I am the jump king, and I know all these jumps like the back of my hand.
I'm just baiting him down is easier
Don't go that way. Oh, God
What
Fuck I'm trying to get to the damn platform
Oh, good lord, all right come on down.
I
Hey
No, no, I was there fuck
No, no, no, no
I
Just need to get over the fucking one platform. I don't want to kill every single one of them again
Yes!
Yup!
Uhhh!
Uhhh!
Uhhh!
Yup!
Okay. Okay. Okay. We're good.
No, no, you can fight. They think these enemies are very painful. And I've already cleared
this camp once but they respawned because I went to another area and I can't be arsed
to kill them all again. So that's why I'm rushing through. Give me slope. Am I hosting
a Garfield Kart Tournament at Whipcon? I am not, no. Unfortunately. But I would love
I want to out one of these events but I guess he I'd actually love to do that on one of these events in the future
Maybe like Dreamac or something
Wait, is this a path? Oh fuck. This is a boss
This is you know school oh, okay
What are these shields on me?
this track though why is it so epic well I mean it's you know scope we've heard
of it since the beginning of the game
I asked if people wanted Minecraft server not unless and I didn't seem like it
No, not this again.
Fuck!
AHHHHHHH!
What the!
I
What
Now it makes sense why this shortcut is here.
Now this shorco makes a lot of sense.
I see.
I was wondering what this shorco was for.
Are you kidding me?
of
BAAAAA!
BAAAA!
Please stop blocking that! Please!
YAH! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
You're clearly a little rusty at this.
you need some goth cart to loosen up and relax first, goth lads.
No the fucking babyjohn!
Let me play!
of
of
No, no, no!
I
May have fucking shield guys and then I call okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. No
Cigarettes are they give you a resistance bonus I hate these like ultra marine enemies man. They're the
I
And then he can I can't get up I
No, no, no.
No!
No!
What?!
No! No! No! What?!
That's true. He's right.
He's totally right.
I need a switch weapon.
I actually would love to try this by hander.
I forgot the smoke.
It's fine though, whatever.
The footsies game, the footsies, the neutral, the neutral.
What?
I
Wait
I work too slow I can't on this and then I can't even play the game.
Okay.
What?!
I got him next time. I forgot to smoke, you know.
Okay, we need to get some slope.
Can you let me smoke?
Jeopardy, thank you. Best feel Asia. Thanks 51 Borbo. Where's my suit? No appreciate of a jumping game.
I don't have a jump king suit, unfortunately.
All right, I'll smoke him now. I'm just gonna watch out in face too because he recovers way quicker
now he's gonna recover really fast from that I think
I see one.
Good hit. Good hit. Good hit.
Okay.
All good.
Right here, yeah, he doesn't do that in Phase 1 on that attack.
So now it's very scary to punish it.
I need to figure out another punish.
Hmm, I wonder. I wonder if he can cancel out for the second one.
one try to battle him a bit
Okay, I got some damage.
I have an idea for when he does that next time.
I think I can punish it.
Pretty sure I can punish this.
I'm not throwing I'm winning this is when
what that did not there is no way there's no that was the auntie air it's
crazy I was owning him okay the thing is I know what to do now there I know
exactly what to do. I can punish his arrow shot easily, easily. I'm slurping. I don't
even need to smoke because I'm gonna smoke him
fuck
and
What the fuck? I've never seen that attack!
of
The most handsome the school think they're thank you guns
He does take chip damage on his shield.
It's over. I got him downloaded now. It's over.
Are you kidding me?
Let me play!
What?
Norv!
Yes!
Gnostome Glaive.
Okay.
Hey, Tanakao, this is 110 months, Minty, this is 109, missed out, it's 27.
Thank you, guys.
Composure, huh?
Gnostrum Manoeuvre.
Last one.
I guess it's kind of cool it is level 8 if I respect on that would probably go pretty
hard.
Did I get the key also?
Yeah super key yeah.
Genosco, Genosco, Genosco, but there is something top right.
Ooh, okay, there's a teleport here.
If you want to go back.
I think I could upgrade here.
Where do you have the respect statue?
I've found it, but it's inla- it's not in the encampment.
It's it was like out in the world somewhere, and I don't even think it shows
Unless it moves after maybe it does
Wet wet stone
I'm gonna go down here
This game looks legit good. It is and it's fucking cheap. It's like 10 bucks
High order
Damn
That high order stuff is really strong. Jesus Christ, look at that defense upgrade.
It's probably very heavy, right? 200. How much is my Q-DOS? 81, yeah. It's very heavy gear.
Right where should be?
Yeah, I can't actually upgrade this armor now if I wanted to
Same thing with the battle axe. I could upgrade it
Question is if I want to will I be will I be IRL streaming a twitch come no
I will never IRL stream at those events like that
I've done it a few times, but nah, it's not all I it's not my thing
Bad Mika well, and I'll be on her stream
But, Toy Listerine, they ain't my thing, one metal away from Zviander scaling.
I actually do have it, it's seven.
But I kinda would need to, well I don't need to respect it, but I could respect it.
I think it's gonna be good.
Thing is, if I'm gonna respect it, Metal and Impulse, yeah, it gives you Metal and Impulse.
What is this scale with?
Yeah, I don't know. We'll stay with this for a wee bit.
Maybe until I find some other armor.
Does the Dark Souls mechanics fit the Jump King genre? It does.
Surprisingly well, yeah.
I'm out on the other side here now, okay.
Nice.
Well, we know where to go, to the sewers it is.
Yeah, what up? You have the key. I presume some person gave it to you. Great. Ha ha.
Could you unlock the door there you go buddy sewer time that reminds me of old
Jump King the sewers man
Remember now don't get tricked by the flag eyes watch out for the big fat one
to fat dawn he's their boss for right here he's not interested in playing just
for fun good luck little guy I'd like to find a fist weapon because there is
fist weapons but I haven't found any. The moment I find a fist weapon I'll
throw in sewers. The moment I do find a fist weapon I think I'm gonna test it.
Mud oil? What's that?
Okay.
Hmm.
I forgot to level up. Yikes.
I probably should have leveled up when I was in camp, but I completely forgot.
Oh my god, this is so old Jump King.
Huh.
What? How did you get captured already?
I just freed you.
Hi there little guy.
It's a person who said you to save me. He must have...
Oh buddy, I'm in huge debt right now, buddy.
I don't know how it happened.
Those fly guys came from nowhere challenging me to a game of rock-paper-scissors. Somehow they beat me
I don't understand how I even kept my upper hand in my sleeve now. They see I owe fat dawn big time
Buddy, I'm stuck in this cage. I'll pay up my debt
How am I supposed to pay when I'm stuck in the cage? Please you pay off my debt. They'll surely
Set me free again. I have like a sack for it for fat dawn
Salute, applause, snap retreat, the worm? Hell yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, I saw what your 3DLC was announced, yeah, I did.
Sure did. Oh wait. Ah shit. What key do you need down there?
Secret sewer key. Okay. A secret one.
What the fuck?
Wait, they deal poison or something?
I've never seen that.
Rats with pipes.
Well, let's go then come on
Can we have buff? No. We cannot.
This place sucks. Oh wait, did you finish bone now? I think I did right.
Take this and don't forget to pay it back to Fad-Dawn.
Okay, the game is Rock Paper Scissors. The rules are simple. Everybody knows him.
Bigger bet, bigger win.
Okay, I'll bet 200. Low ball, you know? Sorry, I don't deal with low ballers.
500? Hmm.
Why are you undercutting me like this? I'm not running a charity, alright? Give us a proper amount.
Bro, I just- you just took my money though! He took my money!
A thousand? Now we're gaming. You choose first rock, paper, scissor. What do you mean I choose first? You're just
Scissors huh? That's easy rock
Rock wins. No way. That's me. Looks like I look at my side this time man. I was close. Ah
Dude that was so much money. I just threw away
Where are my marbles?
Whaaat, I can't believe I lost 1700 marbles fair and square, I'm a little mudface baby!
That's how stupid you sound!
They're not your marbles mudface, they belong to us now!
Complains?
Bring it up with FATDON!
Yeah, FATDON will get you sorted.
See, you're gonna game or you're gonna scram?
Motherfucker.
Uh, thank you for the raid, Sally. Yeah, I hope I got a grocery, man.
This place reminds me of, uh, Old Jump King.
Hey, you.
Aw, interesting.
What the fuck?
There's a guy just chilling in the water here.
Is this gnollum?
I took my armor, the bastards.
Yeah, the full set, all lost in a single game of Rocky and Scissors.
To think they'd use paper.
I thought that was forbidden.
Well, they didn't make the rules clear before, and that's for sure, and here I am, naked
in the dark.
I had my signature move lined up, and all of a sudden, our rules here mud-faced this.
I bet it's a Benton would bring that.
That armor was passed down from Grand Frog to Tadpole for generations.
I never thought Flyman would be this vicious.
All I've heard is about how hardworking and industrious they are.
Inventive little buggers, they say.
I guess I had to learn the hard way, what sort of inventions they were all about, huh?
Okay.
So, what is down here, huh?
are you fat dawn mud man like these talking around parts like this I well
got any doubt on me got me some special stuff here that's right some stuff
that won't see anywhere else but I was a shop but listen my no doubt means no
deal they'll feel me they're getting something or now okay look yeah wait he
has a fucking pistol hey you what he sells a Glock but I don't have the
currency he trades in
Dude, I just want to open your shop again.
Dada, what up, Christopher?
Cap.
Cap.
Oh, you can put it on your helmet? Sick. So sick.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get out of here.
Ah, this takes forever.
Oh hey, it's you!
Level up, guy.
Four health, three health.
4 health, 3 health, 3, 4.
Now let's up this spike a bit.
I do get a lot of health, man, it's good shit.
Oh, I could get it.
I mean, it's glock, though.
It's not like I'm going to lose a glock.
You need ammo though.
I'll buy it.
I'll buy it.
Cool.
Cool.
Nascenda- oh there it says right there.
Okay, well I don't have any ammo.
I don't have any ammo!
He's so G when he's firing dude.
But no ammo, no RIS.
Well, game's not planned out for this game, uh, well I'll be going for 4 days after today,
uh, cause I'm going to Rotterdam.
But then, uh, I'm gonna finish this game and then it's Gothic Remake, dude.
Fucking remake I'm so excited for coffee. Huh? Oh
These will throw you down
Right, so what about the middle one
Something shiny above me here. It's a chest.
Yeah, apparently Gothic Remake has a permadeath mode, yeah.
Impulse and faith huh?
I'm still a Kirillkmaxing though, until I've-
Cause I wanna switch weapon, but for that I need to respec and I just don't remember where the respec statue is.
Unless it maybe like, comes down into your... hub when you interact with it the first time?
I should check that actually.
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
G'nia-Ral.
Enjoy the Garf party in Rotterdam.
Some nice hot lasagna under the hot sun with Garf Cart being the only entertainment.
Garflet.
There is no Garf party, but there is a Garflet party.
Like the game, the Garflet, you know.
There is that, so that's pretty sick.
Where are they?
You can go up here.
Ah fuck.
Ah!
Oh yeah, Destiny 2 being over.
True.
Ah, what the fuck!
Blind!
How punishing are the falls on this one?
They are getting there for sure they are. Where the hell am I now?
Wait, am I? Is this where I fell? I have no idea.
Okay, Triswell, thanks for the one year I was born game from 1 to 10.
It was very good.
I'm bad with that question.
Oh there's the marble guy. No it was it was legit it was good it was good as
hell. It was.
Hey you!
So many paths here. Where do I go? Where am I now? Oh, a chest. Okay.
Okay, you... sure?
Okay.
So is this the beginning of the sewers?
No, it's not.
I don't think.
Or is it?
I...
Okay, it is so many paths, but I did unlock a shortcut so that's cool
I don't remember where the short oh yeah it's it was up here right I think so yeah this
is a shortcut I yeah it should be right because then you go here and then you drop
here but now I'm just back here well fuck the shortcut I'm just gonna move
Salving talks to the chatters? Yeah, good.
Good.
Soon enough, the brakes will come flying.
Okay, now I'm back here, yeah this is where I did the pipe stuff, right.
could be see I yeah I've already been through where I am now so I've already gotten these
secrets or whatever how do you find double seven is really good
You little rat!
Were you troubled or did you take something to play with you?
Maybe a...
Yeah, I take a steam deck with me, yeah.
You hated this enemy?
Yeah, they are.
they are quite something they are
and actually if i follow up with a kick
this guy is out pit out
SHOCK! SHOCK!
You don't have a game lost the feeling of stress you might fall down after game now the fault no it's starting now dark end
Here in the sewers is when you're the falls are getting brutal I noticed
Even before it the higher up you go the worse it gets for sure
How do you- oh my god I'm gonna die- wait I haven't- do I have food?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
HELLO THAT DAD!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
see what I mean see what I mean I was all the way back to the beginning of the
area fall after fall equals wait hold on I did you can't pause this game hold on
link me that when I am safe
dude when can I attack
Wait, was that a fucking joke?
Was that a co-op guy?
I think that was a co-op guy, right?
It was a player?
Are you fucking joking me?
That's awesome.
Oh, I'm so tilted.
Oh, I'm so tilted.
That is so awesome.
Awesome.
Oh, I'm so tilted, oh, I'm so tilted, oh, I'm so tilted, that is so awesome, awesome,
yes, sorry, I don't know why did that.
Well, I'm fucking back out here again.
Afternoon, Dark Gloriant! Hey, Eskilar!
Yo, I just hit that thing in God Rank for the first time!
May I have one of the small local tournaments in Germany?
Yo, good luck, Eskilar! Nice work, man!
Beast!
I
Okay, I guess I'm looking to chop her a bit until I just let me get up there
Oh, yeah!
Oh, this enemy, I swear.
Yeah, this is the same bibs as the original Jump King, yeah.
This is their new game.
It's soul's jumping.
And it's very good.
Aw, for fuck's sake.
of
Well this game got full release now, it was early access.
Are you kidding me?
I shouldn't fail that jump so bad.
That's actually washed.
I should not fail that jump.
Well actually it's not washed, it's just it's no warmup.
no proper warm up I need a warm warming up is almost complete I don't know if I
opened up three shortcuts I'm so confused by them I might I think I opened
up some shortcuts somewhere like maybe this door was a shortcut or something I
don't know and I have no slope either
well there's slope to get here though I mean a slope
it might be it's probably a shortcut I'm off I'm just too dead to remember like
Where it goes and shit.
I mean I also went up here, and this took me...
Did I do this part? I mean I did go up here.
Did I get everything that was there? I don't know.
I don't remember.
Oh, I got this stuff. I have sewer key, yeah, I do. Oh, yeah, this is where I died.
All right, lock in now. You know what? Take a cigarette, fuck it.
oh no guys
Okay, where am I?
Ah, let's go top left.
Chests.
Okay, sure.
Chests. Okay, sure.
Okay, all good. Yo, duck, what's going on? I'm fine, I'm fine. Mina the Holoworker? Um, not right now, no. Not as of now.
Oh, rainforest filament, that's for armor upgrades.
Now music isn't disabled, the issue is that ominous here.
Nice.
Okay, where am I now?
I'm up here.
Door here.
Is this a shortcut?
Well, oh is that the secret sewer key probably?
Guys come on
come on up here buddy and this is the secret sewer key yes now I'm I think I
unlock a shortcut now I believe so
Fucking A, okay, uh, this area is huge.
Absolutely huge.
Okay, okay
Okay. How many enemies are here? And what's this?
That's above...
Oh, are these enemies going to respawn every time?
Okay, let me go here then and see what's up.
Yeah, okay, that's over here.
Alright, well that's a shortcut, that's a nice shortcut.
Uh, you also have Slope and another gate here.
Did I finish up all this time? Yes!
I did.
Locked from the other side.
Is the goal in this game to reach the top like jumping?
Yes, yeah, it is.
There's a babe at the top.
And the big bad guy is using her for power apparently.
So you gotta stop them.
Something like that.
wait so what area is is that door I don't know oh it's the door up there to my
right yeah okay
Oh, good job.
I can't high jump up here.
Oh, no, you're close.
That one looks good, but I don't know if it's worth that much money.
Yeah, it's good, but no, it doesn't hurt to wait.
wait it's a great game but yeah I mean I guess if you're like an ultra mega
bonfan yeah
Yeah, just as I thought, Merciless Tiny Mudman, merely Merciless.
You have no chance against Faddawn.
Don't even try him.
You should give up.
You'll never get out of the upper exit.
If I'm gone, we'll send you flying down in one ping flat.
Heck, even I will beat you down if I could get out of this hole!
So you wanna play my game?
First, give me your marbles. No.
No.
No.
No marbles? Get out of here or I'll get all mad.
You know what? I'll play your fucking game. Let's see what happens.
Ooh, don't mind if I do take that.
Hmm.
Ready to play the game is simple all you have to do is guess how many fingers I hold up
Starting now how many
Three no, I don't even have fingers mud fit. Let's play again
Okay
Ready to play the game simple how many fingers zero
You think you're smart, guy, eh?
Just cause I don't have any fingers.
You think you can scan me back, huh?
Here's your marbles, damn mud-faced stinker.
Just wait till I tell fat Dawn about this.
I just gotta get out of this hole.
Alright, plus, minus, zero, I guess.
I could have sworn they had like three fingers when I looked at their, like,
when I fought them, but no, obviously they don't.
You see them right here.
Ah!
Hey!
Slow!
Woo!
Woo!
Careful! Ah!
I'm besmerged!
Wait! Oh my god, how do you cure this?
Yikes!
Madoil?
Oh, it worked. Okay.
The platforming is definitely getting more difficult.
okay uh there's a boss here let's see what it's all about
James thanks for the one good be easy thanks 50 thank you guys
Oh fuck wait, how am I supposed to holy shit
Oh, shit.
Aw.
Hmm.
Curious.
That's why some guy fell on solid, yeah.
I mean, you can keep going though, but you probably need like a key or whatever.
Are you kidding me? I was destroying you.
I was like, that was it. That was it. I should have killed him.
right there cuz I'm never gonna get that again
cigarettes they give you like a resistance uh increase resilience
i noticed that your vape nation and the game aren't correct because it says jump king and only going up
but all i see here is falling down i'm not even falling down i'm downloading the game for guys
so could you please correct it or clarify
BAAAHAHAHA, FALL GUYS!
HAHAHAHA, NOOOOO!
Shut up.
Thank you, Tariq.
Told ya, I'm never gonna get that again.
I was acing him, cuz I got a parry.
Okay
Okay
I'm trying to get a parry!
Ahhhhh!
I don't really get the peri frames with this shield.
it's so easy sometimes I feel like you just can't get a very with it it's like
impossible
yeah no idea salad no no idea where they are
Let me see, uh, where is it, where's the book, quest here.
Oh, one to three stars are up in case that is of unusually high quality cool, oh cool
Oh, I don't know that.
Defense.
To continue the mission, yeah, blocking the mission.
I know.
Party.
No parry.
He doesn't say we're in defense, no?
Maybe I'm blind.
Yeah, shield surf. I don't have any slope.
Fuck.
That doesn't say anything about parrying, only blocking.
I tend to get perished when I just pull out the shield when they hit you, right?
You have a parry thing in your book?
I never had it.
I checked the book early on.
It never said anything about parrying.
He's cheating.
Fuck!
Fuck!
An NPC? Maybe someone in the hub.
Oh for fuck's sake.
Let me out!
What the- Dude! What is this blocking?
Oh my god!
Ahhhh!
Ah!
Fuck!
Ahhhh!
Shit.
No, maybe it's because you have a different shield salad.
No, that wouldn't make sense, though.
That wouldn't make sense.
Because parrying is so strong in this game.
You get so much down, like you get so many attacks in.
So I'd like to see what like how it works, but I didn't see any
This I let's kill this sloppy ass monster the avalar
Oh, I got the smoke, let's go!
Unless you jump, I can't get out of here.
Police?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Man! Please jump!
Please!
No!
Oh!
Hard!
Perry!
Okay!
That's what-
How was that a Perry?
Ha ha!
I- I-
I-
Okay, maybe...
Maybe...
It's, uh...
As per Wiki, while not wielding a shield,
Taking it out right before the incoming attack will either perfect block or parry.
The window is quite small if I remember whether an attack can be parried or perfect block depends on the attack itself.
Yeah, yeah, I guess it's certain attacks, but right there I got a parry in the end and I had my-
I put out my shield super early and it worked.
It might be that- you see that?
There.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai.
Okay, we're good though.
We got some stuff. A cigar. Smoke to temporarily increase.
Okay, you. Sure, sure, sure. All good.
I think we got some keys. Do we get a key?
Yes. Uh, no. Oh, rattling pipe club. Oh shit!
It's really good. It's very good.
It scales with all of my stuff.
if I just yeah this is actually better than my weapon if I just increase my
crudeness it's actually way stronger yeah it's level nine yeah pipe
bonk bonk bonk who's oh I like it who's and super attack is fumble
short range boy new delivery guy huh huh you don't look like one of us wait
you're a stick in mud face where's five dawn five dawn help your L aren't you
Yeah, you're... you're currently OAS, let me see here.
13,939 marbles? No fucking way. Now scram!
Oh, he's back. But if it isn't my favorite mudded friend, hell I'm here to pay back your debt, right?
Remember there's interest. You're currently OAS, let me see. 15,000, no way. Now scram!
What do you think of the James Bond on the low seven game?
I thought it was great.
It was really, really good, yeah.
I like this pipe man rattling pipe club it's funny
for the only reason it's less well it is plus nine but also I only have six
of that versus 11 of that so it's a huge difference
wait don't X waters that I missed something oh shit right oh that's an
interesting scaling wow double SWAT flying smack retreat whack oh I can't
attack you right huge damage on this huge
Wait, who are you?
Mirox and things be calling your name.
Oh!
Oh shit, you can buy...
Upgrade material here. Oh!
Nice!
You should replay all Jump Kickmacks with Giant Boots and Snakering. Uh, no!
I don't think I should. No.
I don't think so.
You think I'll ever try to beat that one Jump King map? You mean immortal babe? Nah. Nah.
So, yeah, that means I can upgrade my gear.
Yeah, I need a harder one. Yeah, level four. Level four now, for this stuff.
And it's only level three here. Okay, we're good.
Cool. Oh, yeah, bowler hat. Yeah.
Yeah!
Oh wait, this is a dual-wield weapon!
Cool!
That's an attack!
Oh
Hey, it's kind of cool, you know, how do you store now again? Don't I need to unlock the blacksmith for that I?
Believe so I
I mean, you gotta like find his charcoals or whatever.
There's your ready young one.
Check your handbook for some of my compiled notes on-
Oh!
This is why you have parrying in your notebook, salad.
This is why.
The balance among four humours results in the greatest benefit to health even an unbalanced
one may balance the two or three that he has to keep his health as high as possible.
Let's see now if it's going to talk about parrying.
Jumping and jumping with a brandish weapon or while wielding a shield is slower and more cumbersome neutral jumps not holding a directional jumping can be used strategically in combat.
Yeah.
Yeah, here by timing the moment you equip your shield, you can parry attacks, causing your foe to stagger.
Watch out for the moment that the shield is extended.
Yeah, I saw that.
Certain attacks cannot be parried.
These are instead perfect blocked, letting you continue your movement uninterrupted.
Not all shields are able to parry, some is the only perfect block.
Okay, it's determined by the weight of the shield.
So, I'm guessing my shield can't actually parry, or...
I swear I did it in that fight, though.
Thank you, PBT.
By using attacks in certain sequence, you can hit more stuff faster.
You can cancel the recovery of a connected chain attack by performing another attack.
Begin with quick chain attacks and end your string with a power blow.
Wall shields are if you can land and jump on slopes, which would normally not be walkable.
Oh. Oh, PBT, thank you.
I did parry. Yeah, it was, right?
Not crazy.
Oh, I should probably upgrade this shield, actually.
Yay!
I think that they get staggered if you parry a whole combo.
Oh yeah, maybe.
True.
Hmm.
Yo, and jelly.
Well, I wonder how these weapons are.
I like the jump attack.
It's kind of cool.
I was going jelly.
Let's go.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
Femmings, it's the 105.
Can I get four elast 11?
No, daddy, I'm like 33.
I'm going on expeditions to Japan for a month.
I didn't want some hentai souvenirs.
Fucking, eh.
Wait, what?
Yo, chill.
Oh fuck.
Oh is he smoking?
We're playing on the Wicked House Bond, it's great.
It's really good.
Atheric mud man that I doubt burdened me.
Bront it to me.
Yeah so this is a respect statue.
But there's more of them. Maybe you can only use them once.
At least I think they are.
I haven't tried answering that yet, but I'm pretty sure they are.
I don't see what else they would be.
I kind of like this weapon.
A special jump attack is sick.
Any upcoming game I'm hyped for?
Golfic 1 Remake, dude!
Fuck the sewers, I'm outta here!
Woohoo!
That's a lot of cigarettes.
What if Gothic Remake going as one battle theme?
I'll still play it.
I'll still play it.
Oh hey, here's him again.
I'm headed to Gurgle Vale soon lad.
Finally sniffed out a proper way through.
Take care you don't take a tumble on the way over.
Down to that place.
Hope this ain't the last I see of you lad.
Got any work?
do I would like to um so you need a thousand to spin for star rating and I
have 11 I think that's because you got to use the weapon to get this in currency
or whatever
I think I met him after the fight, wasn't that him?
I feel like it was.
Not the same?
If I need him, I can pay him a visit, I guess.
Oh, there's this guy.
Oi.
There is something I have to tell you, kid.
I've just received new directives.
I hate to say it, but all recruitment is to stop with immediate effect.
Hmm.
Thing is, you're already recruited, aren't you?
Maybe we have some wiggle room here.
Huh, yeah.
Don't expect we'll be seeing each other again after this, kid.
Remember, in this world, only might makes right.
If you want to be right, you better get strong.
Simple as that.
That's how Lord Krul has never lost an argument, see?
This will be your final assignment on me, kid.
Listen closely.
A meeting of some sort is about to take place in Ronnie's pub, just up ahead.
These guys aren't with a high order, but they're not with us either.
You get it?
That means they're against us.
Find out what they're up to.
They'll report back to me.
In the battalion, we solve the base with action.
Gorm knows words are very unnecessary.
The axe.
That's a good argument right there.
Few know this, but Throne is the remnants of our past.
A golden age.
That's right.
It was built by us, by mudmen.
These days, no one could build anything like that.
Climes are changing, kid.
Lord Krillik is our only chance at the coming out on top.
He will be as the jump kings of old
Screw the stewardship disgusting sniveling cowardice is what it is the heights have stood without a true king for far too long
Lord Kirulk is our only hope kid with the babe in his grasp who will hurl the new golden age for all mudmen
All right, you know what I'm Susan frog you are you're eating double bull deck. Oh shit
Ring of fire, huh?
Boy comparison flex side Neil yawn
Try Gambo a previous axe. Yeah, I could try I could just that
That one is already yeah, it's already starred. I don't think you can star it if it's already starred
It is a
Show comparison emote sure
No
Chay is just comparison. It's not the mean. All right. It's not the mean
Oh, it's you! This is where Sir Percy was going, right? I can't wait to see him again, isn't he cool?
Ah, Sir Percy invited you as well? Well, I bet it's very important to be here, yeah.
You should go inside and check if Sir Percy came first.
oh hi again I'll just tell the story if you don't mind okay hey what are you up
to Ronnie's baseman key
welcome to Ronnie's pub my child you guessed it I'm Ronnie you can call me
Ronnie, what would you like to order? An ale fine bogweed cigar, an old anish, old anish.
Of course, retardia brother. Follow me downstairs. Okay.
We're good?
Assume position?
Brothers!
Mr. Onkel's mysterious guests have arrived!
Ronnie!
I!
Ramblin!
There is no time!
The fate of the heights is at stake.
Evil Kruhlk is already in possession of the crown.
The falls herring are a damn empty bog.
While we speculate on the truth-possessed mysteries,
Kruhlk is gathering his forces in the land where the sun don't shine.
Let us commence post-haste.
All other issues must wait.
In the moisture of night,
in darkness, sheltered light,
our hearts resting sure.
29 soul-signets endure.
Retardia.
Retardia!
Retired the... ah.
Let us welcome the spirit of our Lord
by partaking in the traditional swig.
Sure.
The Swig of Spirits is complete.
Presume your position, child.
So then, as you all know, Evil Crug must be defeated quickly.
The entire armor of Fate must not be his.
Oh, I have the boots of Fate.
A great force is needed.
We're on edge and alt. From whence can we ever pull such a force? Our lord weaves the
threads of faith in mysterious ways, Gremlin. Indeed, we have been presented with a gift.
Could it be? Seven relics scattered never lost. From below the star will rise.
Brothers, I present to you the true herringer!
Ah, fuck. Percy.
Retardia, brothers!
Sir Percy!
I heard this is where they keep the old anus around here.
Did you save some for me?
It cannot be.
Percy, illuminate our brothers and sir away old doubt.
You mean with this?
The Star of Redfin.
Dependent of our Lord of Light.
Does it bear the mark?
Indeed, Mr. Onko's ace from the pits is our guy, the foretold true airing her. A stroke of fate most needed, my dear brothers.
Percy, can we count on you? Will you defeat Evil Kroll can save us from Arma Bogan?
Sir Percy can do any quest in the world, right?
Easy there, there, dear Bellman. Besides, you know I hate to brag.
However, if you wouldn't trust me with such an onus to bear,
I will not turn it down.
Truly, you are the herringer reborn.
As was prophesized, the herringer must be accompanied by his trusty brotherhood, Zanzibar,
Bellman.
Go with the herringer past the great frontier to the land where the sun don't shine.
Aide him in his quest with all that you can muster.
Oh, and Ella, you shall be the herringer's squire.
Do you accept this most urgent quest, brothers?
With all my heart, I accept.
Okay!
What about you?
Uh...
Are the devs Swedish? Yes, they are.
They are.
No?
Quit fooling around!
Refuse?
Don't worry, brother Ronnie.
Once he's committed to a joke, he just came back down.
Right?
See?
I could do this, but I'd never wish my brothers put their souls on the line for me.
But Sir Percy?
Hmm, that's right.
I suppose we must save the world.
Alright.
Then it is settled.
But before you go, Percy, our herringer, savior, allow me to present you.
The Sword of the Light Lord.
secrets is the end of the forgotten light age I'm not live tomorrow no I'm
traveling I'll be live Tuesday next time I'll be on Mika's stream though she's
gonna be IRL influencing I'll be hiding in the back thank you Ronnie I suppose in
that case I won't be needing this anymore Squire oh with that out of the way
although I never wish for it to come to this I will do it I will defeat evil
croak a restore equilibrium babe willing of course we'll meet at the throne
crossing let's
Percy's old rapier he doesn't even have any specific attacks but it does scale
very hard with that stat though brother Ron it run it jinnald I simply must I
Vulture has been a misund...
Bramble. All shall be illuminated in our Lord's light.
But that man, Bellman, he had no place being at the meeting.
Worry not, he was not brought here by fate.
Is he not friend of the herringer?
Well, well, precise days.
Leave it be, Brambley. Trust in fate.
Do you know Jumpking Deaths are Swedish?
Yes.
I do.
Hmm, if you say so.
What news to the High Order, Ronnie?
Might they make a move on Kirulk?
The High Order's efforts are to no avail.
The Gord Mor swallows all their expeditions as expected.
To even imagine that the crown of our Lord should fall in the hands of-
Yes, Bramleon.
Greg is such a fool, I can't fathom how he could think he can harness the armor of fate!
Furthermore, he doesn't even have the-
Yes, Bramleon.
But perhaps we do stand a chance now.
Indeed, well it's been a most fruitful council, Bramleon.
And now I must bid you leave, there is much to do.
More research needed, yes.
I shall return to my studies.
Go forth, no time to waste.
First step of journey is crossing to Old Town.
Alrighty then.
Let's go.
Hey, Elar, did you know the devs of this game are Swedish?
I do know, yeah.
They're very nice, and they're a very small team.
They're four people now.
I think they said they were nine, they were nine people, but they had to scale down.
So by the end of this game, there were four people.
Well ten, ten people, ten people, yeah.
They've done an amazing job, it's definitely a passion project.
You can feel it.
And this game has a lot of content, not counting the whole online stuff.
stuff and the fact that it's so fucking
cheap to get I think it's just yeah they
deserve all the support man
that's a clam area I'm not playing online
because when I did chat invaded me and
killed all the enemies so there's like no enemies left for me to kill I don't
want that but I can't go online again I can
where's bell man I scot it ahead hello there sir Percy
You endured that perfectly back there cousin. Those old farts really are insufferable.
Oh haha, Bellman you did well back there too. Oh thank you, Sir Percy.
Ah, the things we do to save the world, right Bellman? Yes, Sir Percy, so true. By the way,
the most peculiar- Anyway, it seems like this chasm is in the way of our path to Old Town.
Shouldn't be a problem for strapping young Redfin's like ourselves, huh?
Why is he gonna jump this?
Oh fuck, can I make that? I actually don't know. See? Easy as moping pie. Come on cousin. I got you promise
me
Pull up. I want to see what's to the left here first. Where's he stay there?
Yeah, there's a chest up here. Oh
Fuck
Oh, okay nice
Palton, in the name of the judge, only certified citizens of Uptown may pass through the gates.
You're clearly not certified.
You're clearly uncertified.
Okay, sorry.
Oops.
Oh iron guardian metal and crudeness oh it's a very very heavy gear set I think
I got this dumb hat on there we go
But it's a very good gear set though and it's only level 3 and it's pretty much better
than what I'm wearing.
But very heavy.
Very heavy.
It's super heavy.
I like the Krillk one.
Especially with the dual wield.
It looks sick.
Alright Percy, I'm coming.
What up Shorts?
My vacation starts tomorrow.
I was playing to watch for streams and birds trying to take education outside.
Well, I'm not going on vacation.
I'm going to TwitchCon.
But yeah, I'll be away though.
Catch me.
No.
Huh? What?
Hey, you!
Wait, what is happening? What do you mean mix up or sense?
I wanted to do the intro a long time ago.
The bulk
No, I do it it's gonna be the bulk again like goes to the babe or the other special remember
What?
Bulgishalos, Gurglevale, okay.
Accident or accident?
Alright.
Fuck, here we go.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Accident or accident. Alright. Fuck, here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's the whole
ass map here. Haha. Dragon. Fucking hell. Shit. Brother help, make six to six. Thank
Oh the orderly guy and the savage guy you could show up at any moment you think
you're better than both of them but you're his chosen my chosen come on man
meet me in the phantom tower
Foot tap, head scratch, lie down, and sulk.
I want to sulk.
If I see you down here, but who is that just now, outside?
Is there something you're keeping from me?
Mail in the hand?
All good, it's all good.
The fact that I started Game Few Hours pre-release, my game kinda scuffed, I don't know how to
Ghost babe here? Ohhhh.
Is there water? I think there's water mechanics. I'm pretty damn sure. But they're not as extreme.
We're truly back in the bog as we are.
I fucking said I was looking for that commune spot for like an hour.
You smoke underwater?
I was to find out.
Damn, Ra, you can't.
bubbles why doesn't he just swim because he's the jump king not the swim king
Requires question mark?
That's the second gate I found that says require question mark.
Oh, I wonder if this is max jumpable.
I think it is.
Yeah, they were very kind there.
Actually the true jump king is starting here.
These jumps are way harder now.
Now they've introduced water mechanics and...
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, I had to try that.
Maybe if I stand more on the side.
This was the salad starts flaming the devs area.
Oh, dude, you would have loved Ghost of the Babe.
The fucking bulgur- Oh my god.
Hey, you!
Oh, baby, jump.
Is it the same OST? A little bit changed?
That's freaky.
Ah, what the fuck?!
I'll be right back.
that is probably a max I have to try it off a fuck's sake okay
Why am I not blocking it I completely forgot I have a shield
shield actually cosmetic shield
No, it's too little.
What are you doing?
Stop sawing, man.
Come on.
There's no way you're hitting me from there.
Okay.
Hush!
Too much!
Ah!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Nooo!
What?
It actually makes sense why they had a secondary intro before you went down here.
Cause now it feels like the true Jump King has actually started.
The previous was just warm up.
Previously I wasn't scared of falling down.
Now when I'm here...
Yeah, now I am.
the
fuck
okay
Fucking bog the
I think your bokeh looks 20 dude, thank you.
You
Don't jump here now.
Wait, hand! HONDA! AHHHHHH!
Hey, you!
Oh my god, there's fucking hands everywhere!
Are you kidding me?!
What?
Man, I...
Oh?
What is this area?
No, no, no!
AHHHHHHH!
No, no, no!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fuck the fuck off! Fuck!
Oh
No, yes, okay, this is like a mini mini bog a lot of up here material down here or a lot of souls
You can pop these for souls or whatever level up
Uhhh, it's also like half a year, thank you.
Can you get slop in this area? Nothing I've seen.
But maybe you can actually hit these. I haven't properly tried yet.
But I need to get out of here.
And how do I get out of here is the question with all these hands.
Okay, well, clearly we max jump.
Oh, okay.
Keep going, keep going, keep going. Don't stop.
Don't let him get you.
Good jump.
Good jump!
Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max, Max!
Holy! Omega sword!
Wait.
Ah!
From the other side!
Walk my nuts!
Listen, I want this big money bag, please.
God, why am I so fucking greedy?
Embalmed!
Okay, you know what, don't be greedy.
be smart about it no hand no no give me this what is that
UDACHI?!
PLEASE!
Get me out of the bug!
NOOO!
Oh, yes!
NOOOOO!
NOOO!
Wait...
Awful fucks, they come back here!
Dude, you can't stop anywhere!
CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING HANDS!
Okay...
Okay, okay, okay, just calm...
Kalmate...
Kalmate...
I want to see Udachi, but I don't want to get Handa, but no Handa, please.
No! Fuck off, man! And I have no slope, so what can I- and now I'm gonna die again?
Yeah, I think. Fucking epic. Okay, this is- is there a slope down here? Any slope?
No slope at all.
Damn, I know it has a blue peasant death mist.
Damn, dude, how am I supposed to get out of here?
Like with no slop, I don't know.
hit and I'm cooked again.
Well you can swim, what? What the fuck?
You can swim, Matt!
and thorns where the wildflowers greets down to the bog again and I shall tread where secrets are kept in the
waters that spread there's no bogey now because you can swim
Skin she remembers you can
Okay, yes, thank you Alazar. Thank you
Okay, so yeah, you can actually swim which means I never needed to go here I think I could have just
the police I can I please play the video game man
all right do this to beam all that good dynamic out for her
There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart.
No more hands fuck off fuck off I I see the sunlight please yeah
to peace!
give me out of the fucking bug
give me out of the bug
give me out of the bug
give me out of the bug
oh my god
That was pain.
can't you heal me up thank you
I did get Legendary Katana.
I'm not going to use the odachi, solid.
Clev weapon.
Oh, hi, hello. I mean, squire.
How fortunate.
Now, odachi seems pretty cool to me, I'm not going to use it.
Why did it zoom in in the book again?
What a ring!
That'll keep the demons at bay!
Oh!
The hands are gone now, I think.
Lucky's on your side, Squire.
As a matter of fact, Percy sent me down to come save you.
No mudman left behind, isn't that right?
Anyhow, like I said, Percy sent me down here to save you.
I think we should catch up with him.
He said he'd wait in Old Town.
Trouble is to get there. We have to get through the entirety of Gurglevale.
Oh man. Oh man, oh man, that's a mighty long way.
I've got this old map, but you know how it is.
Huh. Maps, am I correct?
Perhaps you could scout ahead.
We don't want to fall into the bug.
Mmm, Squirella.
Could you maybe please come back?
Well, you know how to get past the terrible bug?
You see, I don't know how to swim, so I really don't want to end up down there, okay?
Find anything, Squire? I hope you're scouting it for his bare fruit post-haste.
Well, I'm curious now because it zoomed in on the bug when I did that, so I think the demon hands are gone,
which makes the bug ten times easier.
I'm never going back there. Ever. Ever. I'm never going back in the bug.
Fuck the bug wait was this
Yeah, there there's two question mark rooms I found wait where's the lever
Now you can't actually see it. It's like it's actually just oh there it is I'm blind
So what does this actually do, I wonder?
The thing is, there is.
We are gonna come back to the buggy.
Buggy beach.
Wait a minute.
Is that a nut, I smell?
Oh yeah, I have nuts for you.
the first one teamwork makes my knee jerk take these why don't you I don't use
them anyway oh disciple of Uden one not you reclaimed for me young Redfin
yet to remain great the second nut now where did I put that thing here now I
won't scare away the bay with your looks at least as two nuts nice and even but
last night where could it have gone yeah I don't have it
man they're mega ass of hell Jesus Christ terrible whoo thank y'all there's
nothing here at that party man
I am curious what other stuff could be in the bog.
I think it's just like up here material stuff.
You stirred the bog without leave, Redfin.
However, as a child of the holy mother, you may pass into her sanctuary.
You do well to remain peaceful in this holy land, or else you'll face the broth of the
mother through her holy order.
calm redfin where the guardians of the lex bogus the mother always watch us
obae I mean if you fall down here you go back down into the book again so let's
just not fall down shall we damn these guys are chilling dude hey names mud
Hi.
Slop.
Get your slop.
Good portion sizes.
But what do you say?
Need some slop?
Only 100 marbles.
Oh no, I'm good.
Oh, no, I'm good.
There's a fog gate up here, but I can also go to the right.
Huh? Talking to me? Yep.
Name's Mud. That's what folks call me, yeah.
Wait. Persistent bugger.
I need someone or what? Yep.
Well, I'm not the right person for anything, really.
So why don't you let me lay about in peace?
Huh?
Nope.
Piss off, then. Okay.
Uh...
Anything else out here in the bug? No?
I don't like this area. I don't want to be here.
Fuck me, you can go higher up. Okay.
Uhh...
Bulk Beach, huh?
Shit.
Max Jump left? Oh, I was thinking it.
But I'm gonna go over here first and see what's up over here.
Why, you're not friend!
Wait, oh, sorry, am I too close?
Oh, I'm too close. Sorry. Okay.
But I really want this. You're fine with that, right?
Okay.
Yeah, let's not attack anyone because I think they're all gonna aggro.
Chests.
Okay, you swamp gear.
Cushion!
Ooh, cool.
Hm.
Ah.
What item?
It's a level 3 item.
What item? It's a level 1 upgrade item. What the hell am I going to do with that?
Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
I know you're praying for my downfall into the bog, but it shall not ha-
It shall not happen.
Holy water.
Used to sue the terror.
We've gathered here today in the grace of our mother.
In the Bogum mother thou shalt place thy faith.
Unto the Bogum mother thou shalt entrust thy life.
From the Bogum mother's holy womb thou came.
To her comfortable bosom thou shalt return.
bogus regina bogus regina many are her miracles the mud the flesh many are her
virtues her watchful eye her motherly grace let not the rumors of a babe
beyond test by conviction brothers the babe is a mere legend nay a fairy tale
to mislead us and a front our faith heresy we know where the truth lies do
not we not do we not yes in the bog eternal our sacred wellspring of blessed
life forevermore or something lady of the bog holy mother we pray for thine
guidance in these tumultuous times bogus regina bogus regina
Bog Mother's Blessing. Yay, great. What's over here? Oh, teleport. What's that well
down there. Welcome to Boogalink Parish, Redfin. I'm called Koni-Stan-Team. Thou art the
squire of one named Percy, yes? And what is thy name? I'll reveal. Ah, Elias. Allow me
to be frank. Now thine monster arrived some time ago. I regret to say it was a great pomp
in circumstance. In fact, his presence was stirring enough to cause a certain turbulence.
Nihon heretical ideas have begun to spread. Old fairy tales that should have been snuffed
out long ago. Despite several added sermons a day, nothing seems to distract from these
heresies. I have a third of favorite task of you. We surely need assistance, yet it
must be kept secret.
sure. Bogmother's blessings upon me. Onto the issue at hand.
Has thou ever heard of holy water? Yes, now I will keep secret of our order. We draw it
straight from the Bogmother's divine source, but after Percy departed, the flow of this
most holy liquid has stopped completely. But it cannot be the natural way of things,
it mustn't be. This draw must be tests from the great mother.
Alt has broken, that needs mending.
Yet, we must keep watch over our disciples at all times, lest heresy for their virgins.
So, Ella, a humbler request I'll seek out any and all clues and report back to me.
I suggest, I would suggest thou inquire with the villagers first.
Mother, watch over thee and stir not the bog.
Indulge me, it appears nothing new has been discovered, okay.
is this bullgut down here I don't want to jump down there I don't like the I'm
going down
I do believe I unlock a shortcut here, so that's really nice.
Yeah, okay, I'm here where the big money bag is, yeah.
The hands are still fucking aggro'd.
Okay, you did- NOOOOOO!
Get out of the boat, get out of the boat, fuck this.
It's a nice shortcut to be honest.
Very nice.
There's a secret over here.
Ah, one of these.
Cool.
Yep.
You give up on this while pissing you off.
I don't know where you fall if you go to the right, I guess just in back where I was in the boat.
Other bugs in Sweden, yeah man.
Akumita, thanks 69 months, thank you, what up, siric?
Night's Flail.
Ooh, it scales with Impo- Ooh, it's actually really nice.
Star Torsion.
Hmm.
Yeah, it scales a lot with Skull and Impulse.
I'm not allowed to attack here what
kind of nice but I'll stick with mine for now
A little swatters, max.
A flailish is the flaccid mace.
Yeah, he's right, I guess.
So there's been like 20 minutes teaching me some sick tech to get that item.
Oh, this one? Yeah.
Is this the one you played demos at EA before that had co-op? Yes! Yeah, it's that one.
It's got co-op, PvP, whatever.
FAAA!
I'm dropping here.
Okay, that's fine.
Well, now we know.
Um...
We gotta go back to the left, I think.
Is this photo of this? Yes it is.
Bogeus regina.
Slop.
Uh, do you have any info?
Brother Konstantin sent me asking all sorts of questions, are we? Whatever thinks I know. I really don't know.
You know also a frame from asking get up over here bit slow hasn't learned proper speech yet, okay?
Well
Well talking to be yep names mod yeah, I know we heard this brother sent me
So I was wondering if we're having a trouble with regard to the bug I
I don't know.
Only trouble you notice around here is the sleazy Bogdwell is up here, you're one younger.
Lady V, important stuff needs to be respect.
Daytime horror gave a royal glue a sub.
Thank you.
Right, so where did this take me then?
Yeah, this is on the other side of that.
So I think I could unlock a shortcut.
They're about to log, does a double or seven game have a freelancer mode?
No, not freelancer.
It doesn't.
No angle prick enemy, to be honest.
What am I doing?
Oh.
Could I max?
No, 007 doesn't play like Hitman, it doesn't.
I mean, there's definitely some like Hitman DNA, but it doesn't play like it in my honest,
honest book.
To be quite honest.
Back of sugar ropes. I think this is the shortcut. It's got to be to the one down there, right?
Yeah, I just opened up. I'm still gonna check. Yeah. I finished all of us, haven't you?
and this is what a wee little shortcut I guess yeah that's nice got some upgrade material
in shit all right oh yeah I'm here now yeah wait what I I I do not like this
mudblood is back huh hey listen get this long iron I snatched up a little
mudblood they'll nearly have a reach of a goyle I'm saying the reach is crazy
far mud point this pointed out whatever fool crossed the bam that way any of it
in his peripheral yet mud they could be creeping as far as they'd be standing
from that babe right now but still drop that fool straight up
now getting something or not okay what do you have a rifle and some shades okay
great sick
Yeah, the bog is below me, but I've already climbed out of the bog bog
Dev said to drop for secret boss. I the bog is below me. I've already been there
Not going to the bog
Alright, and there's that shortcut. Okay. It's a hidden bug boss? Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure.
Yeah. Oh, shit, there's like a battle axe here or some shit. It is a battle axe. Logis
splinter hey you oh actually very good
not so sure about the moveset maybe
There's another shortcut.
What?
Okay, I need a key to unlock that.
Might be a waste of time to go here now.
I need a key above me.
Crisp critters.
Dude, t-t-t-t-t-turn!
So sick! So sick!
No!
Okay, that's fine.
Oh, yeah, I have a retreat the retreat ability. I gotta use that
Okay, uh, yeah, I could check what's over there. There's another fog gate to my left
Well, let's find out let me get some slope nice
Hey, Negril! That's five round of...
Ah, thank you!
Okay, oh, that is okay good come on down man
Oh my god this guy Jesus Christ calm it down
down. A damp rustling key. Okay. Oh, is that for this maybe? Yeah. All right. So this is
another area where does this take me then bogie jaw chasm okay the gurgling
gorge yeah there's another area though before I go to the gurgling gorge I
want to drop down here and then I want to go to the left over here first but
also I need slope
here there's another ah locked from the other side while we know where to go
then zoom zoom zoom
when the enemies it won't respond so we're chilling hard
Zoo! Hey Toshiro!
Zoo!
Oh Shasta by the way, thanks 33!
Everybody has a beautiful day.
Yeah, I've just been packing for the trip.
Or jumped as the same in all games?
Yeah, pretty much.
Hey punk, not so tough now, huh?
Kurodok has his eyes on you, Critten.
Listen up.
You're my prey if you step into Gurglevale.
Got it?
I'll lurk in the shadows, but I will not say which.
I'll strike, but I will not say when.
Be afraid.
Okay.
Mr. Edgelord over here.
Yep, now we got that open. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty much like every shortcut there and stuff.
Okay, oh, nice teleport and rest guy, does this even connect to Loreways to other Jumping
games?
Uh, yeah I guess you could say so, because they do talk about like Jump Kings and stuff.
Need a hand?
Not really, to be honest I kinda want to switch weapon but...
What was I using before?
pipe club? I don't know. No, no, keep going with this. I need to use this move more. I
think it might be good. I'm not going to do a dachika salad using it. No, I'm not going
do it cuz I don't want to use it I'm no ammo for the rifle I am the whisperer
in the shadows oh you see the letter from a colleague sir I dressed to you
letter from Percy okay I could level up
quite hard with all these I think let's
use them
Okay, scratch that, I don't think I'll level up at all.
Not even close, baby.
Uh, it's only in the next 81, it's been a long way since I first watched you play DbD?
Oh shit, is that what you found when I played it by daylight?
I was a dark two months right there.
A dark two months.
The Dead by Daylight Ark.
A positive assessment. I played it when it came out. Like, it was not sweaty or anything. It was like an actual horror game.
And it was super fun. It wasn't at all what what people see now when they see that by daylight. It was legit super fun
But then it got super sweatlourney and it was it lost the whole like
charm
For me
That's how it is
I feel like these enemies feel a shitload of damage.
five
five
five
five
five
five
Fuck. I'm dismerged. Uh, did I buy it? Oh, I don't have any medication! Fuck! It's fine
though. It's alright. Um... Alright, we got some snow pears anyways. We're good. Uh...
What do we have here?
A longbow?
Really?
Hmm.
We got arrow stab with this one.
Pretty cool.
I have no arrows, but yeah.
I don't fuck with the long range weapons.
I don't.
they seem pretty fun though okay I think killing that guy will be a waste of
time let's not do it yep sick when he was oh there's a secret chest down here
wow what I thought I could drop down on it
There's a secret, it's also a big chest so it could have like really good stuff.
Now where was it?
It was like it was, it was, it was, yeah it's, how do I, how do I, how do I, how do I,
How do I...
That's what this one is for?
Nooooo!
I need to get that chest it better be good dude it's gonna be worth it I still
I still have no idea what this lever does, though.
Well, we have unlocked all the shortcuts and stuff here, so it should be no problem, really.
Burby, like, 73.
Thank you.
Zoo.
Zoo.
Zoo.
Zoo.
Zoo.
Hey, you.
Uh...
Well, I got to remember where I went, though.
And now the enemies are going to respawn.
Well unless was there a shortcut up here maybe there was yeah there is yay I unlocked a shortcut
up here yes thank the Lord yo okay and now I need to go over here that was a huge fall I had
All right, then I gotta go here and please someone don't have respawn fuck
Okay, well, it's only one guy that's respawned so
I'm just gonna full send it
No, I that driven give it time to cook I guess
Wait, so was this a shortcut right here?
Wait, where is this?
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, okay, that's the shortcut, yeah.
I can skip that room with the knife guys.
Just go this way instead.
But I'm getting that chest though, I'm getting that chest.
Sick.
I think that's why this little ledge is there.
Wait, where's the chest? Or is it?
Oh my- This is a nasty jump though!
Oh, this- There better be something good here. Yo, what up, Richie?
There better be something good in this one.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yeah!
Okay!
Give me the ch-
Give me the ch- Give me the ch- the ch- Give me the-
Are you kidding me?
Give me the ch-
I don't have time for some bog note.
Okay, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
wait hold on.
Here I leave my doubt behind, my failure is certain.
This is all because of that chest, and I'm getting that chest.
I am getting that chest.
If this is the punishment for failing to jump to that chest, it's gonna be God's right
hand sword in that chest.
I don't see any other way.
Ben!
I'm never going back to the damn bog again LR 15 minutes ago bogus
Yeah, but that chest it has to have something good. Oh, I'm actually still tilted
Ah.
Oh!
It's fucking bold, yeah.
Wait, wait, why can I go in here?
What?
Oh, shit, because I rang the bell!
You can go in here.
Wait, what's down here?
I am not going to find out.
What's in here?
Where am I?
of
death
of
death
of
It's also a respick statue here.
At least, these are respick statues, right?
Can you only use them each one time?
Oh, fuck, I'm back in Bugshrine!
Cool!
Huh.
Cool!
Well, I wonder what this is.
Sarcophagus! Oh, shit!
By entering the string sarcophagus, an image of you is created which may be reborn in a different world.
The sarcophagus saves your equipment and lets you select that as a starting inclination when you next select new game.
The attributes of your reincarnation, the image created, remains available for use until the next time you enter the sarcophagus.
Huh.
What?
Cool.
Yeah, it's our new game plus, yeah.
That's sick though. Okay, but we can climb up from here.
This area is so eerie, though. I expected, like, Kerokin or something.
Basically, I'll thanks the bits, man. Coco jump by 1, by thanks 29, by thanks 73.
Because right here, you can climb up.
What, you got Mina the Hollower? Uh, no, I mean, I'm gone for 4 days after today.
And when I get back, I wanna keep playing this, cause I'm not beating this today. This game is long.
And then it's got the green mate, so, yeah.
Wait, which door is this? Oh, it's this one! Okay.
Why all oil be wait I thought that the shortcut the shortcuts over here
Somewhere it's over here
Yeah, it's up here it is
Very nice. All right, let's go. Okay. I mean at least I'm back in the church
Yeah, be double a seven yesterday
Oh, you're just an illegal Batman?
Yeah, not really.
I'd probably enjoy it for like a stream, but then I'd probably end up flushing it.
Uh, I'm just trying to get to the shortcut.
Dude, imagine if I failed that damn chest jump again.
Okay, that's okay. The shortcut's over here anyway, so it doesn't matter.
The shortcut is right over here.
So that was a question mark door and you had to ring a bell for it.
There's another question mark door I found before, but I don't think I found a bell for
that.
So the shortcut is up here.
You go here, you go up here, and then you go here, and then here, and then you go here,
And then you go here.
And then it's here.
And then you go up here, in there, teleport back up here, and then you go left.
And left, uh, it takes me back to where the chest jump is.
Well, I'm going for the jump again.
I'm no pus-sa.
First you gotta nail this jump, and then you gotta nail this jump, and then you gotta nail this jump.
FUCK!
And every time I fail the jumps, yep.
And this is not required, but there's a hidden chest there.
There's a hidden chest.
I-I have to see what it is.
Hey, you.
And before it's a bog soup.
Oi, I tell you something's 50 and Huey thinks that I have five years to try to cast my sub or maybe I'm relating
because there's not been Garfika for a long time.
What do you mean? That was Garfika the Longo and when I played it,
We played it for two plus hours. Never happened before.
Crazy.
Hey, you.
And Bazooko takes an anointy for you, Jesus.
Alright, we go attempt number, what is it, four?
the
house the point of landing on that
Sir Onion! It's the Onion set! Yay!
Torn note, we sought to acquire additional food for our mission to the starving village
It's a faith set, though.
Thank you.
and refinements but on your night. Regrettably.
Hey, you!
It's onion man. There's like lore for every single piece. That's kind of crazy.
Alright, time to get back. Sick.
Now we can climb up because at least now I got that.
Squire back, I stayed on the safe side, yeah, for backup in case anything happened.
You don't run into any trouble, right?
Oh, you found the next step on the way to Percy?
Splendid, very well then.
You help me a lot now, buddy. I was thinking maybe you could hold on to something for me with a squire of the team after all
Bellman's hats
It's a spare I keep just in case besides aren't you Sir Percy squire now? I think it's your job to carry things. Yep
Just be careful with it. All right. I
Think we're ready now. Let's make for the gurgling gorge. It's like after the small gray man. Yes, excellent. See you there
Yeah, it is onion bro it is
All right, at least now we can continue I don't even remember where I was before I saw that chest it was it was around there
Yeah, it's true green with evil she does
She's a filthy lawyer.
The bell helm?
I don't like bell man though.
Oh hey, bell man.
Ah squire, there you are!
So we're in Gurgleville proper, what luck huh?
Well, we wouldn't be here without you and this is your servant. Yes. Ah, I wouldn't have thought a squire needed a squire of his own
Okay, let's put up to find the way to upper girl. We're surely safe from the boat get up here
And if either of us finds the way we'll meet. Let us figure it out as we go. Yeah
So I'll go ride you go left. Yeah
Okay, the arch topics in 90 one the brother the 90 one
I don't even remember his jokes.
I'm not sure I want to.
Get all good ash on!
So, what's this door? Oh, I left it on the other side. That's a shortcut later.
Oh, are you gonna come down from there? I see you.
Fuckin' A.
Okay, ay ay ay ay.
I hold a shield.
Alright, favourite omelet, my recipe.
Blueberry!
My ass!
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm so tired of the bulge.
The bowl gear did I get a bozo dagger way I did a bozo dagger with bozo slash
I don't know what I think about these waters. I feel like the move sets kind of meh
Ooh, that's such a tight jump.
What are the things you bully me gone?
Every time
She says something that is like a joke. She says
She doesn't even know she does it which is the hilarious part, but she says
Namaskar, which means I'm just joking
But she says it in Swedish even on her stream, and she doesn't like
99% of the time she's not aware she's saying it
And she hates when I bring it up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a classic in Swedish, some reason it is, yeah.
All right, let me look in this bro still in the bulging know
Dude, the damage these guys deal is crazy.
Alright, yeah.
These dagger guys are really scary.
Okay, now we're climbing up after that whole chest arc.
We are on our way up.
Hmm, interesting.
Okay, what's this?
There's a big guy over there, scary.
Hey! Blacksmith guy, what up?
Yo.
Those digging lunatics snatched me other coal for some bleeding ritual or other up in graveyard basin.
Like a hard ride just upwards from here, lad.
There's a big gate, go through the darkness first, then you're in the right place.
Ah, if I said I'll have me other arm, I'd march in myself and bash the skulls so the
skull rolled out glowing.
I'm pushing further up soon, got a proper hunch with the last skulls waiting.
Jago's will end, I'll have it flaming, Mephurn is soon enough again.
You want to improve your arms?
Yeah, but I don't think I can.
Yeah, I can never spin.
I guess you need a thousand of that wheel currency.
Ah, blblblblblblblblblbl.
Yo, what up, guys? All good. I've just been-
Well, I always sleep bad before traveling for like an event.
Today's no difference.
But it's all good.
It's all good. Okay, I'm gonna fight this guy and hopefully win.
But I'm gonna smoke first.
No, I haven't found any coals, I think. I feel like he finds them on himself when you find him.
So... Yo. Wait, does that guy have a fist weapon?
Okay, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
The fuck...
Shill, Matt!
Are you kidding me?
Kitten!
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me with that damage?
Yo give me that fist weapon now.
Only slope?
Well there is stuff here though.
Yep, what I already have the plan so crazy. No, it's fine. Time's fine. What?
What do you mean? I don't have a slope enough. Oh wait, I got mud oil. Yes.
use month you use the fucking mother-in-law
all right but I'm too much to normal time no I have to go earlier because I'm
going to the bozo I'm going to the
Airport, this set doesn't weigh a lot, does it?
It doesn't weigh a lot at all.
And it looks like shit.
Oh, I'm going down here.
What's over here?
Oh, this is a...
Yeah, I wonder if this is that shortcut we saw.
Oh, shit.
But wait now I have no idea where I am. Oh you guys are here. Okay. Yo, Ella it's
really you brother. Didn't you go with the herringer? We just came down from the
Crown Way, kid. We were quick too. So when did you pass us, huh? Yes, what happened?
Percy failed to catch me. I see. So you fumble the jump and you don't want to admit it, huh?
Surely the hurry girl would never do something like that on purpose.
Ella, don't be afraid to admit to your own faults. It's the mark of an honorable night.
What about Bellman? He made it, I take it?
He came to save me?
Good ol' bell, man. Don't judge a nail by how hammered it is, I guess.
Hmm.
I fear me and Black Knight cannot alter our course.
We discuss with the herringer back in Uptown. You see, there's word that some of Kroak's top guys have been sighted around these foul lanes.
We're gonna catch one and ask him some tough questions, alright? First, we're gonna kick in his teeth.
First, we're gonna have to find a shadowy behind. Yes, eloquently put, Black Knight.
The idea is to glean what Evil Cruel's weakness might be. So have you seen one kid?
Come on! They're supposed to be all over the place down here.
Yeah, sure. Really? A nearby too? Curious. From what I heard, these guys appear and disappear practically at will.
We best search both high and low. Let's go get him. Yeah!
All right, yep, you guys head on out. Oh, there's no door to leave out
Suggestion accepted
There's no going to leave out it's fine. Ah, this is that shortcut I see
Or? Ah, yes. Yeah, yeah. Okay, nice. That's good.
Now what? I could go to the right or I could go to the left?
Oh, my neck got...
Stop! Stop!
Man.
Shhhh.
Shhhh.
Fucking dagger.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Uuugh!
This area is pain.
Well, not the area, but the enemies are.
Well, that was me die.
You fall down a certain amount
of floors.
I'm gonna go down.
I'm gonna go down.
I'm gonna go down.
I'm gonna go down.
I'm gonna go down.
I'm gonna go down.
Okay. This area is also really big. You can go to the right or to the left. I'll take
All of Ella's suffering from this game if he just spits on me.
Bird friend? No. No friend.
I chicken.
Oh, chicken.
okay so where do I go do I well I just got to choose a direction and go for it
really
okay well
in riding master for sure for sure I'm gonna go to the right first I guess
That's where the coal guy said
Well, I can also go up here chicken wait she can's guarding something. What is this?
pathetic white dog that burden a new page no it's all good man it's all good
But what is this?
Bogo club.
Oh shit, it meagascales with crudeness. Holy shit.
Onish head and Bogo bonk.
God damn!
Wait, the melee attack is a headbutt?
What?
Look at this.
Fucking hell.
Oh shit! Sick attack though!
Yeah I need 11 crudeness for that.
I have six so...
Yeah.
kind of like it though yeah we gotta level up a lot of crudeness or I can
literally just respect here I think if I want to use it let's try it so if I
want to respect my stats wait hold up let me see first what it actually scales
with oh yeah yeah okay so is it in the
verse naturally we're three with the
different when I fortune different that
our linkers I dots to this end so is
this my stats I hope so
The attributes for inverted them to my heart's desire
Yeah, but I want these
Yeah, so here you can change them if you want I see okay, this is really cool. I mean I want them like this
minus one ascent I guess I wish to renew now I got oh but I don't get to
respect here I just get all my points back so now I have to find a resting
spot with no health and I can't use my weapons. Actually I can use it. Well
that's not very pog, is it?
That's pretty fucked. Well this is a shortcut, I can't even go here anyways.
Well, we can go to the right, or we can go to the left.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Now I'm scared.
Well, we've cleared these enemies.
Let's see what's over here.
Now we know how the respec works. That's super sick. It's well except you gotta find a you got to find your servant to
respect your points
But hey, I I I yeah, I guess I'll fucking die
It's not very poked but it's very bold. Yeah, can I put it better me self?
As long as there's no enemies here
I'm friendly please please listen buddy buddy can I just go through here please okay well
We have that shortcut now, that's great
At least they don't fucking murder me. Okay, we need a key here
Gurgling tower key, okay
I think this game causes God God run souls like nah
Okay, there is nowhere to go here in that case. I'm gonna go all the way to the right and climb up
Fuck maybe if I find a teleporter, isn't there a teleporter over here somewhere
There's also a secret down there. I'm good for now
This is a chest right
I respect but you get your points back and then you got to find your servant again to actually put the points in
So that's why my point my health is all gone
Or anything yeah, you buy gestures with those coins
yes okay we're good no no no no no help me help me take me home where's bogie
all right see listen we're gonna use bogo club we need 11 crudeness
I mean, I can use gear for this to increase it, but it's kind of nice to balance it out
Because then you'll get more health and all that.
This is pretty solid.
137 health.
Yeah.
65 damage.
Let's test it.
Upgrading.
Wait, did I just find fief-fief?
No, these are, yeah.
Nevermind.
NEVORMIND!
I'll play Amina the Holoware-well no, like first I'm doing this game and I won't beat
this before I travel tomorrow or today. So when I get back on Tuesday I will continue
this game and then um...
It doesn't even deal that much, like, it's one damage difference, but it's so much slower.
The good part is it has, I think it has hit instead of slash, so that's kinda cool.
I don't do like I will streams from events like that, but Amika does so I'll be on her stream
But then I'm back Tuesday
Back Tuesday and then I'm gonna continue this game and then a gothic remake is out
And then we have some hulk reactions, brob to do
Hey Bellman's here, what the hell? Bellman's comes to join us.
You're glad you're here, Squire. This place anyway. You know, my map didn't say drat about any
tombs or such like on the path to Old Town. I knew I should've returned back.
But isn't it cool to see new places just when you keep going? Then again.
I think this place is not a good place at all to be for me.
Didn't you see those hooded guys are digging up graves?
Horrible, I must say.
Well, now that you're here, Squire, I trust the coast is clear for the moment.
I saw this safe place just below the tombs.
Let's meet up down there in Plano Art Vones with less plunderer buggers interfering, hopefully.
ZOOOOO
ZOOOOO
Oh, yeah, my gear increases metal and impulse. Yeah, if I had gear that would increase crudeness instead
You forgot about the rocket and play you will pick up and then we'll need to take Tuesday and Wednesday off
No, I won't
If I were to use the bozo set
It would increase my damage, I think. I have 65 damage right now with a bozo set.
I still have 65, even though it scales with crudeness.
Hmm, interesting. 23... 23.
weird oh well whatever all good thanks
jeopardy nevandriah at x51
there's a platform down here oh look at
that thank you I feel like your humor is not being synced tanks it somehow I just
don't know how I feel like your humor is not being synced
Humor not being singed.
What is the UK light on about?
Balanced I guess.
Your humors.
Oh!
You mean in game?
Oh!
Yeah, maybe.
I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that, yeah, yeah.
Humors, I was like, what is he talking about?
I forgot they're called humors.
Holy ass of hell.
What the fuck? These guys are insane!
AHHHHH! Stop!
I'm not sure this weapon is it, man. It's just the headbutt.
Can't you like sink that?
Yeah, it would have been nice if you could.
Alright, gobbler wisdom.
Yeah, it's pretty dookie in it.
Like the headbutt has like no range.
I feel like this is a secret, but I don't want to drop.
Whale oil be fucked. Look at that.
Cool, I knew there was a secret down here.
Oh plus four nice the worst boss so far maybe the the black knight or whatever
oh yeah it's this down here okay
nice Zanzibar yeah Zanzibar is what I'm trying to say yes
Hey, you!
Fuck!
Okay, do you know what Zonsie fart meme?
I feel like I've heard it.
I feel like I've already kissed. I'm out, thanks for your one. Been watching you for
more than ten years I think. And now I've proposed to my girl last week! Oh shit, congrats!
Ah, assuming she said yes, right?
I am clean.
Oh, forgotten scrolls.
To you the reader of my final scribble take my doubts and bear them with you
It may be the only part of me that shall ever leave this place then again
I had no hope to begin with
Oh, now I'm here, okay, sick.
Yeah, I hope I can find a fist weapon, because there is fist weapons, but I haven't found
a single one.
Oh, okay.
Dude, do you fucking...
Ahhhh!
Oh my god, the spaghetti!
The spaghetti!
Graveyard Basin.
Damn, what the fuck, I'm here now?
Yeah, you need the gurgling tower key for this. I wonder where you get that. It might be...
Have I been here to the left? Maybe the tower key is over here. I don't remember if they mentioned it.
Tree's accurate. Oh yeah, right. Uh, pack of cigarettes, acorn boltero.
Oh, I don't know. This weapon kind of blows.
Hmm, I could have sworn if I felt it move.
Why, hello handsome!
Do you come here often?
Kee-hee!
Of course, it was you who took the piece.
Well, why aren't you wearing it then?
I never feel you wearing it.
Hmm, see you, champion.
Jesus!
Why did I respect just for you?
Dude, it has a headbutt as a starting attack!
Look it's terrible
Crypto
I
You'd think the strong attack with a big bonk would like be insane
But it's not it son
Crypt bro shit
Is the weapon skill good? Yeah this is one of them. It sucks and this is the
other one which is a longer headbutt. That's it, it's...
boy come on over loser loser loser
Die, Bersh!
Oh, fuck, that is not a fun combination.
The damage is me a-gas!
Yep.
Like, that's the weapon skill.
Same damage as I- AHH!
Help!
I have a proposal for the council if I can manage it to not say my ego or cone at the
seven consecutive spins you will be allowed to delete how a pod jump.
If he fails, he has to add but play Garfield jump for 12 hours Garflex.
I thought what?
Has that butler play Garfield yet? No, no, no. It's ain't no deal at all. It's only a loose little situation
I have a giant club. I use my forehead.
It's going well though.
I get fucking linked, man.
Stay on the ground.
Okay.
Where is this taking me anyways? I feel like the key must be somewhere here.
Angry to release today, Street Fighter 6, it feels pretty cool to put a lot of effort to
make her good maybe just me and community hates her wait community hates her
really
don't okay I guess this weapon is the worst
First weapon I've ever seen.
Fuck!
But now I'm gonna get destroyed by this guy, aren't I?
Yeah, what up? Ookey? All's well, hope you're well.
Yeah, they poised through the Gigabunk, which is terrible.
Never use the down cue.
Just use the strong attack instead.
This attack is the worst.
It is terrible.
Hopefully enemies haven't respawned here. It doesn't look like they have.
Good. Okay.
Very nice.
Beyond those things, the raid opening is strrrrrrrrrrrrrrum.
yeah
I do like this game a lot yeah
My weapon sucks though. Like dude, the poise man!
Oh this guy is a specific case I guess.
Yeah, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Good overhead. Alright they're dead nice.
Enemies are very strong here. They are very powerful.
Maybe the graveyard keeper greatsword is up here.
Shake in.
I mean you don't even do this to jump easier in this game yes please don't tell me oh
There's a crypt here, okay
Obviously I could have jumped like this right after answering that question bogus
advance the dance and bring it on flex back shrug advance the dance
All right, what do we have in here?
I guess I could fight this guy first.
He does have some upper material.
A cloak?
Wait, did I get a cloak?
I got a cloak?
Oh yeah, Grave Ponderer's cloak.
Daaamn.
It's actually really good.
It's guile and crudeness.
Oh yeah, it's level 5.
It is.
It's not bad.
Alright, come on over here then. Don't do that.
Hop on over.
Yes.
Alright, so what the hell is this crypt on top of the mountain, huh?
Chilwil, thanks for the red adversary!
Thank you.
Oh, there is something below me.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that seems pain.
Maybe a new sword or something?
Small heater shield.
Hey.
Not bad.
I'll try a new little shield I guess.
Okay, I'm gonna do a little smoke.
When's the annual Starfield Permadeth run?
Starfield Permadeth.
I...
No.
No.
No.
No.
Can you be a little bit slower opening that? I don't think it was slow enough.
What?!
Oh, okay. That's actually fine. I can get more smoke now.
I like cookies, thanks for the 107. Thank you.
I mean, this has to lead to something. I'm guessing that key is...
Okay, well, he's dead.
Are you kidding me?
Okay, that's not too bad.
It could be worse.
At least he's dead.
You have it me so phonia and the belching is the beta my system makes me so mad what is me so phonia?
I've never heard of this
Oh
Okay, oh dirty key, okay. Oh
And what is wait there's a mega weapon here
Extremely sensitive to bodily fluids, sneezing, belching, smacking your lips.
Oh.
It's when every word translates to me so-suit.
Yeah, we gotta kill this guy though, we can't leave him alive.
Yeah, let me just whiff.
Okay, we're good.
There is something here, chat.
Look at this.
It's a mega weapon.
Reaper!
Out of sad.
Tools like this were once made to share wheat.
These days they cut flesh more than anything else.
59 damage.
But yeah, it scales heavily with the moon stat.
What the?
Is there anything else up here?
I mean I got the key but that key and lots of shortcut it said on the key so
Did you ever play golem
Like co-op with the lads like redfall that's not what golem like is for a game to be a golem like it needs to be a big
IP already like fucking King Kong or walking dead or whatever and
Haven't seen any co-op game
That is from that that is like gollum. Yeah
Is there nothing else here
So I guess I'm on top of it now
Yeah, I suppose all right, well we got that key and we got a reaper
Now what happens if I just full send it
Okay, well we go back now I guess
It won't. There's no way. They know their RPGs dude. There's zero chance.
Actually zero chance.
Oi, uh, Cookie thinks the 107 Avengers makes for the set-down.
Thank you.
Oh, maybe I got the key for this door.
Is that what it was?
Nope.
Apparently not.
Shake him.
That's actually a nice combo.
Boom, boom, boom.
It works really well.
I'll just hold up. Okay, chicken. I need you to aggro. Chicken. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh, he
is tight. That's years of jumping experience right there. Nailing that
jump no no fear no fear whatsoever
man where the hell am I this is a crazy area
I'm dead.
FUNK!
FUNK!
FUNK!
CHICKEN!
Big chest.
Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk,
bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.
Actually good stagger.
I found the gimmick.
A spade.
I point this bed perfect for digging holes.
True, yeah.
True.
True, true. Hey, beauty balance, thanks 68. Thank you, Ben.
You're thanks 7. Thank you.
Now this is a weapon?
How can you look at the spade in my club and say the spade is the weapon?
Fuck, I don't like this.
YOSH!
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
No!
Do not come over here!
Oh, this is what the key was for!
NICE!
Holy!
Okay, that's a good shortcut.
That's worth it!
You know what? This weapon is starting to grow on me.
Last will and not send rings.
I found a fair place to lie down, mind doubts I leave as I lay to rest, do with my bones
as you will for I shan't need them any longer, just let me rest.
Okay. Yeah.
I need like, I don't know if I need better armor. Maybe.
Come on down.
Okay. Show no fear. I'm dead. It's over.
No. Oh my God. It's super over.
Heal set!
Oh
I
Not done with you
I didn't hear no bell.
True.
It's the graveyard guy with a lantern that's really scary.
If I die, I can just stone lock to death.
Hey guys, you can stop chasing now.
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Oh, my lord.
What I feel like I didn't dig there.
Ah, shit.
This place is...
Okay, are you serious?
And then, yeah, you just tank my bone to your forehead like it's nothing.
I need to switch.
I need to switch.
I need to switch.
I need to switch.
I'm doing well with this with this weapon that has no range alright that is the truth
I'm dead
Look at that big boat full charge up strong attack and he tickled him
You know why this shield also sucks
Okay, we'll kill them.
I'm switching shields. I'm using attorney shields.
I am curious about Reaper, but it's a pretty big damage degradation.
Okay, just kill them, be patient, be smart.
One bonk at a time.
No. Wait, you respawned?
Nooooo!
Bird, come here!
Bird, I want violence!
Wait, what?
Mental very, hey I like good news, I made a mold that fixes the Garf card lobby glitch?
Bad news for you, clearly requires intensive playtesting. Wait, are you serious?
How do you even fix that?
Test it on my side?
How do you know it's fixed?
I guess you did a bunch of games and it never happened.
VIP mental very he is.
But only the host needs her, right?
I guess.
Yep, okay, alright.
I think there's treasure you can dig up here.
Yeah, look at that. Secret dig input.
Giant ring?
A large ring. What?
Okay.
That means we're one step close to a Garf Carve your attorney.
Yes, that's true.
But that's actually true.
I would love to host one of those things at, like, uh...
Place in Thalcum or something.
It would unironically be sick.
And terrible.
Because it's Garfield Cart, you know.
Okay, there's a gate to my left. I kind of want to go on the right side too. This area
is absolutely humongous. But let's see where this gate goes, if I can even open it. Okay.
huh there's the gurgling tower key okay okay now we have the main item
the
fuck
all right
elech as playing jump king is basically a nature do hey guys
and here we see the swedish streamer climbing confidently
before immediately falling fourteen floors and questioning every life decision
Not true. Not true, alright.
Well, thank you, Neville.
Wait, Krudas Guunflail?
Krudas Guunflail.
It's actually really good for me, too.
It scales heavily with Impulse.
damn it doesn't scale anything with crudeness so that's kind of a... yeah
and now I smoked instead of... ok and I'm stuck in the smoke animation
ok we have a flying helix kick
kick we have frenzied helix we have it frenzied back helix holy shit you can
flip backwards trying to see what this place on the left side is I haven't been
there yeah 56 damage versus my club that's 65 but yeah I have 11 crudness
And this one is a scale of accruedness at all it scales with impulse a lot
So is that supposed to be an attack like is this an actual attack I guess so
I mean, I'll test it a bit.
The protrusions and twists of the metal are akin to organic growth, spinning it around
clears the mind of all rational thought, with each day the cult of Grudas grows wilder.
Hey, you!
Oh yeah, that's the tower, of course, on that side. Okay, we have one more area to check here. It's to the right over here.
Sick.
Are there optional areas? Or is it linear? No, I'm sure there's optional areas. The
The game is pretty big.
So dumb.
Wait, Zanzibar is entirely optional?
Oh he is?
Oh damn, what?
I thought he was one that WOULDN'T be optional.
Damn, this just keeps on going over here. This is kind of insane.
I mean, I should go back to the tower?
That's like what the main part is, I guess?
Dude, you can cancel your melee attacks with a backflip.
It's kinda tight.
No, not the fuckin' bird.
Yeah I think I can roll like...
The front roll is a bit weird because it has to do this like wind up before you do it.
The back one doesn't need that, so you can just spam it, but this one you can't spam.
No comments.
Yeah, the goon flail is pretty good.
Hey, you...
Are you...
AHHHHH!
Okay, I'm getting...
Clearly outplayed!
Oh, there's a boss fight up here.
Oh, there's a resting spot here, nice.
Okay, we can level up.
Sure.
Uh, drink's accurate.
Oh yeah.
Okay, I don't need anything from ya.
Does the sequel have difficult platform challenges?
It's getting there.
It's definitely getting there.
Like, dude, there was the bulgit.
Oh my god, the bulgit.
I guess getting out up from here is impossible.
Okay, there's a boss fight coming up.
Yeah, I didn't know I could swim, that's true.
Upgrade Goon Batoon?
It's level 11 though, it's the highest level weapon I have pretty much.
I don't even think I have material for it.
Ha!
Nice!
You clash with these with this weapon.
Perfect frames!
Okay, I'm really curious what boss fight is lurking up here.
Well, whatever it's gonna be, it's gonna hit hard as shit though.
Okay!
Dark faith vicar.
What is that debuff?
I don't want to find out what this debuff is.
fuck I'm terrified okay oh chest I think this fight is optional by the way I
I think so.
Dark faith.
Dark faith.
Crudeness and spite.
Yeah.
Yeah, my plus went down like crazy.
Because my stats become very imbalanced.
I hope what's the best way up there? I need to get sloped.
Well, it's just up here. It's not too bad. The fight is nearly doable, no doubt.
Sloth and Goonbuss here, yeah.
I like how he slices his own throat when he does that teleport.
There's like some gimmicks I don't know about yet.
That was one of them.
The corpse run is really not bad at all.
It's really fine.
Hey, it takes like 6'7".
2STakes15, Nick takes the one, uh, no Happy Year and Bobby Stripes, takes 34.
Fuck. Oh my god!
The triple hit!
Yeah, and I'm, okay, this is...
Okay, that was sick.
Just gotta be a bit more patient than these enemies that respawn, fuck.
Yeah, I should definitely use smoke here I should not fall king are these guys
still chasing me because if they are doesn't fuck they are stop smoking
Please. Okay, I think we're good. Never mind. We're good.
Can I jump?
I can't even like do anything yet.
I'm gonna jump to the left and then there's a bird here that's gonna insta kill me sick
sick yeah this corpse run is getting more and more painful
It depends on where you fall, though. I keep falling down, like, here, which is near-yes.
Okay, I'm gonna die. I'm not gonna die.
Let greed be your friend.
Yes.
This fight actually seems easy. I'm just a little bit too greedy, I am.
if I just chill a bit and just keep jumping over and hitting I think it's
over it should be fine
listen carefully chat watching an art playing jump a king is inspiring no
matter how far you fall in life someone not which has fallen far
of
the
death
of
death
of
the car sickle and dagger
nice I think this was an optional fight with scales S with what is that crew
net no spy it scales S with spiked
Wait, it has a teleport.
Holy shit, look at these moves.
Oh, it damages your health every time you use it.
Oh my god!
It's kind of sick, but god damn
That's a lot of damage
Where did I come from?
The other one or this one?
No this one, okay.
Oh shit, there's a teleport here, okay.
Offer giant ring!
You can give her the secret ring?
You would give me a ring?
Well, we can't do it here.
It must happen within the embrace of the bug.
Okay.
Let me just see what's...
Okay, you know what?
Let's go to the bug first.
No, she means the shrine.
She means the bug shrine, probably.
Like a bugling shrine.
you would give me a ring well we can't do it here okay well in that case let
me go back up first because I want to fuck up so I don't have to run back all
the way no I think I just know I did it okay thank god wait so I got to go down
to the bogie? I mean bog beach, bog shallows.
Darling, I feel naked. Maybe if you would... What am I saying? So, was there
something you wanted to give me I I wasn't dreaming yes I say yes thank you
my love as a token of our bond I want you to have this I hope it will remind
of me up there see around oh shit rock my world paper rain sister sister
Pearl's clutch thrilling tickle.
What the fuck?
May I land at one moment, dear?
Yes, Milady? No, Milady, certainly not.
The lady wishes to grace you with her word.
He's waiting, milady.
My son, my beloved son, the heights are realm of peril.
Indeed, I so long to embrace thee once more.
Son of mine, what have thou been up to?
I'm gonna get the babe.
Stay thy precious soul away from thou wench.
Indeed, nothing good could come of it.
Remember well thy mother shall always be here for thee.
I'm sure of it, flick.
Listen to your mother, you belong down here.
My hand is yours darling.
I'm teleporting back up again.
So this is the scepter?
Was that a finger up the ass?
All right, we have a rock my world
We have paper rain
We have it sister sister
We have Pearl's Clutch, and we have Thrilling Tickle, and we have Thrilling Tickle, and
The wild.
Damn hard time with that.
Did I go in and put some special moves?
No, I play keyboard, so it's super free.
It's kind of funny.
It's a Umiaga-S faith weapon, though, it is.
That would need a full-on.
I got full on respect, pretty much.
Oh shit, we're up here.
Yeah, that whole thing was optional, I think.
Fuck, yeah, that was super sick, though. That was really cool.
Use it, by faith.
Uh, yeah, we have to go here now because we have the Gurgling Tower key so we can just
teleport here and open the door now.
D'Miro.
Hi, Ella.
Are you wearing a jumper for the pre illness you're going to acquire on your journey this
weekend?
Huh?
No, I'm not going to get any pre illness.
It ain't happening.
Mm-mm.
It's kinda cool how hidden this was, you know?
It's pretty cool.
I have to change the other two, but on top of that I'd also need to change my, uh...
my armor?
do something I'm not sure what oh I can use the onion set with it I think it's
onion based yeah it is it is onion based yeah I could use the onion set fuck
We might as well try it, but I need a respec though, and then here's the problem
Respecs don't show up on the mini-map
You just got to stumble into them
There is one in the bog get base oh there is oh shit. Okay. Thank you
Alright, do you mean that- Oh yeah, was there one over here?
Yay, right here, yeah.
So what I need to do here is I need to re-align myself, invert, I need to make refinement
and spiked, and then I think it's metal and impulse, right?
I believe that's how it was.
So now that I've done that, yeah, that's all the stats for this one, which then we got
a Respect to 14 Faith, but if I do this, let me get the Onion stuff.
I'm Omega Onion now.
14 Faith is needed, and Faith is the Balls.
Okay.
Holy shit, I have 15?
How much is this gift?
How do I have 15? Oh, yeah, right
Wait 900 fucking hell. Yeah, we need 14 faith. That's a lot of faith right there
So put 14 faith and then put the rest yeah, try to balance it out because of health
Man, finding this path is actually super sick.
Yeah, mom, I'm so dank now.
NUMNUMNUMNUM! NUMNUMNUMNUM! NUMNUMNUMNUM!
Holy HP. Yeah, I haven't leveled up.
I need to have 14 faith.
Get some refinement, get some of this, because I need a lot more health.
I need a lot more health.
Dude, that's 72 damage? That's fucking insane.
That's actually insane.
Looks good.
This is really good.
All the new swag?
Oh, I haven't checked.
Dark faith?
Yeah, I have no new weapons.
There's a dark faith hood, a dark faith shoes, yeah.
Yeah, there's some dark faith stuff, but I'm only uniting right now.
Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can upgrade this stuff.
I can, yeah.
Uh, what about the scepter? I can even upgrade a scepter?
Fuck it.
cool damn we are so powerful now maybe I don't know yet it maybe it sucks what
if it's omega trash jumping on main jumping on 24 seven holy basic I am
onion, onion night. Fear me, you peasant. I'm coming for you.
Um, yeah, we're going here. Because we have the key so we can teleport here.
Um, we can also go here, go left or go here and just go up. Because that's where we need
the key so I wonder how much damage this is how was that smash I was pearls clutch
share. This is a dank weapon. The thing is the damage is really high. I'm just gonna
try some regular attacks. It's not bad at all.
Scissor sister is an insane name for a move. It is. Wait, Shadow of Krulk? Scissor
sister oh fuck me he hurts he did say he would chase me though he did but can I
at least play the game like can I at least go can I at least like go and
Heal before you chase me down all over the show
Motherfucker
I'm gonna tickle your balls
He did warn me he did that he would find me eventually
It's a secret move of the Hidden Leaf Village, yup.
Now how far did I fall?
Eh, not too bad.
Yeah, not too bad.
There's good damage, yeah.
Just trying to remember all these moves.
That fist might be really good.
I really want to see if this is somewhat of a grab.
Well, it was up here.
I'm a little bit scared of that guy,
but it was a bad spot to fight him. I should have pulled him back in a ship.
The question is, is he still here?
Yeah, I'm slipping.
I don't see him.
I'm gonna try this grab now, if I can pull it off, that is.
okay if you could okay if I could if you could and then if I could it can I
okay if I could
are you fucking kidding
I think it's up here, we needed to use the key, uh, somewhere.
Uh, wait, I never went here.
This is not where I used the key.
I actually never went to the left here.
I need to remember to go there.
Umm...
I guess it's below me, but I feel like it shouldn't be below me.
I feel like it's up here, yeah.
Yeah, it's up here.
Well, let's use this first, because I have to go through hell to get this key, so...
Let's see what this is.
Uh, old school jump king much?
Oh, fucking night! Thanks for the- 10, dude!
Yeah, welcome you fellas! Thank you, Nigh! Thank you!
Very, very generous.
I think I can max jump here.
Okay, I was wrong.
Oh shit, there's a door here. I didn't notice.
A respix statue?
Or no, he's a shop, I think.
Will he sell me a gun?
What's the matter? Can you see I'm on break?
Nerva these mudmen.
Pathetic mudmen.
I've got Burdenbeet.
Uh, oh no, it is a respick statue, okay.
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hintai.
So what's over here then?
Okay, this is a shortcut or something.
from the other side yeah good it's good to do this now okay that's fine I'm
tired because I was up late watching hentai
They're alive five years. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Max and then hope, hope, max, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope, hope,
Hulp. Hulp. Hulp. Hulp. This is super awkward, these jumps, I have to say. They're, like,
very, very, very awkward. So, am I supposed to just...
Oh, okay.
Uh...
Whetstone plus four?
Can I max this?
Well, I can max this, yeah, yeah.
I got balls.
I am not sure I'll land on this from a max spell try it. Okay, I will yeah. Yeah, what up?
Hmm I says the R of the mother upon the red fin
That delved into the holy waters and made it out a rarity indeed
We're here on holy mission. The gurgling gorge must be rid of daemons in the name of the bog mother
Bog mother see thee
Okay
Good talk fellas
But I don't plan to be part of the Bog Mother.
Oh, there's a teleport here.
Um, okay.
The fuck?
I think I can max jump here.
Yeah.
I-O-I just announced they sold 1.5 million 007 copies in 24 hours.
Damn.
But I thought the game was failing because people keep saying it only has like 15,000
players or something.
Damn. I guess not.
Hey little that! Okay, that's fine.
What is that weirdness to the left? Did you see that? There's a weirdness here.
Where's this?
Ball tickler!
Wait, can I max jump? No.
Can I max jump from...
How the fuck do I get up here? Maybe there is no way up here.
Oh.
Elite axe?
Shopping wood, wow.
Let me tell you brother, it ain't no ball tickler.
Locked from the other side, okay.
Uh, great. That means we can go to the left over here, wherever this is. I also found that
area to the left like over here or something?
I have to test it.
Scissor sister.
Wait, there's a hidden boss fight above me.
Oh.
Wait, that's weird.
Oh, that's an exit from a boss fight, probably.
Oh wait, I couldn't go here, right?
Well, in that case, we know exactly what to do.
We gotta drop down and go to the left from there.
We go to the left from here instead.
And this takes me here, yeah. This is the only area I haven't been in now, I believe.
Is there a path under the statue?
Well, yeah, it just leads you down though, innit?
Oh, I think there's a boss fight.
Tyrants ravine.
Ah.
What's this door?
Grosse, Grosse Tyrant.
There's a boss fight here somewhere.
What's this door?
GROSSED!
GROSSED Tyrant! There's a boss fight here, somewhere.
Does Glock ammo? Oh yeah, I haven't tried to piss though, it's true.
What the fuck?
Scissor sister
This flatten move is really good it's down plus Q. It's actually really powerful
Balticler? Yeah.
This weapon is so good.
It has so many moves, too.
How's the game been so far?
The game's lovely.
It is lovely.
OK, this is the shortcut.
We were just on the other side of this, I imagine.
Let me see.
Yep, we were.
Nice.
come here I like the karate chop oh both fight top right nice well does it grab
I haven't landed it yet.
Old school jump king right here. Holy shit. I better be a good chest.
Oh shit, Taryn, thank you!
Bitch slap!
Or pimp slap, or whatever you call it.
Backhand slap?
more friendly word. Now I love this weapon. It's actually great. It's a great weapon.
Oh, yeah, I was gonna try to rock my world like a big fist
That one so plus four plus three
All right, we know where to go
We have the boss cut up there, but I kind of I want to get this though
This is a pain this is actually a painful last jump, but there might be setups for it
Yeah, 007 sold a lot already love to see it
Okay, uh, man, what is that chest, I wonder?
I could probably max jump from here.
Yeah.
Nice!
Alright, what is this?
Hero of Jagos!
Metal plus faith it gives, you know.
Damn, look at that cape.
Level three.
Yeah, obviously Sir Onion's going to be better because it's higher level.
How much is this weigh though?
101 87 oh it actually weighs 87 hundred and one that's a very heavy set it's a
very heavy set this one I'm on your maxing all right let's go both fight
Hmm. Oh, is that a jumpable branch? In the darkness?
Miley annoying enemy of this one.
Take the boots icon, what about this one, what about it, you mean that, oh wait what
the fuck, wait what, wait he has a colt in this armor, what the fuck, you even see it
down here.
wild that is wild
okay both fighters there but anything else I should be aware of up here except
this guy fucking murderingly I'm not if I murder first
Oh, filament plus five, nice.
Man, I can't keep going here instead of the boss fight, that's...
Hmm, there's a gate up there.
Hit, oh my god, oh shit, I'm scared.
Will I be back from Rotten before State of Play? Same day, yeah. Tuesday I'm back after
two days. So then we're gonna play Jump King-ass-play Jump King Quest and then-let's do the boss
fight fuck it-and then watch State of Play. State of Play is like 11pm or something like
that. Ever see onion night smoke cigarette? Oh, now you have. Shit. Our cosmetic shield,
I guess fucking chicken great damage though
I'm bald. Oh no, I was almost bald.
That's like a noob set.
Fuck, okay, don't fall for that bait.
It's a- it's a clean bait.
Heh heh.
Fuck.
Wait, what?
Why is there a knife that just spawned?
Are you friendly?
Oh shit, he's friendly!
Thanks for the help, brother.
Heh.
Oh wait, I got the lucky coal.
Oh, this was from the dark faith vicar that dropped it.
Oh.
Okay, brother, sure.
Yeah, now I'm back here. Yeah, I figured.
Was that a player? No, no, it's an NPC from the... faith people.
Is it because you're married to Boogfinger and these guys protect the Boog?
oh shit that's actually a great theory maybe nah wait what if it is what if
those guys spawn because you find the secret ring and you give it to her that
will be kind of peak
Try any place around me not some point same game. Oh, yeah, that's show the night devs
Yeah, I yeah, I'm not live tomorrow or the next like four days because I'm going to Rotterdam for twitch con
But when I get back maybe but I'm gonna prioritize finishing this game because this game is so sick
And then a check can tell me
What?
Yes, and what mean I is like
Wait, there's another boss fight here. What? I'm smoking.
Oh, fuck. What is this?
Wait, chicken! With ads!
I'm trying to kill the fucking ads first, and then it's easy.
Fuck it!
Okay, now it should be quite fine.
It looks like the scene moves it basically.
Nice.
What? Oh, okay.
Oh, it's because I was charging jump.
Jump!
Okay, alright, good.
That's dangerous.
Mmm, right off the ass!
Fist!
Fist!
Fist! Fist!
Man, where are we? We must be so high up.
Crazy.
Oh, we almost have two level ups.
Where are we now, holy moly?
Ultra Greatsword?
Viagra thrust!
Special attack!
Holy shit, man.
It's probably pretty good.
Someone hesitate to call this mass of dark metal a sword, embellished with a winged
skull of the old demon hunters.
This thick slab of a blade requires truly a metal sum wielder.
I guess it's cool, but I really like the fist weapon, the handmaid and scepter, it's really fun.
Ah, okay.
We can almost level up twice.
I gotta be careful not dying now.
That would suck.
Yikes!
And I still haven't landed the grab with this.
Oh, no ice.
I can go and level up.
Darling, I missed you.
Now a handmaiden is sick, it's so good.
Oh shit, my Duolingo.
It needs to be done.
Ah, sorry chat, I'm just checking a thing.
Cool.
Nice.
Two skill points.
I mean I could respect the Ultra Greatsword I guess.
I mean I could, it scales S with metal.
Yeah it would definitely need a respec- well, it doesn't need a respec- yeah I feel like
the hand is kinda more dank and fun for now.
I do.
um yeah we could upgrade our damage if we wanted to we don't really need to the damage is fine man
to be honest everything is fine 44 we can make both of these seven for nine more health
let's make this 15 for a damage upgrade actually isn't this also a damage upgrade it is and it's
It's two more health, so it makes sense.
Nice.
Is this game good? It is. It's actually lovely.
It's very, very nice.
Ooh, I can upgrade my armor.
Nice.
Yeah, this it's 10 bucks also and you also have online you can co-op you can invade people and PvP
But it has so much for
Our coke armor
Right the coke armor
It does give me metal less faith I
I mean, I can use the Koch armor.
I haven't done PvP again after I did it in the start, no.
Yeah, this upping metal might, yeah, I have 150 health for that.
Let's go.
Our option for tails is infinite. Yeah, you can buy them from the guide to the right.
You unlock higher ones gradually.
Wait, where the hell was I?
Oh, um... here?
I
Don't for the NPC oh
You mean the blacksmith guy I don't know where he is he like travels around I can't click on this one
There we go
What
Alright, grab move's kinda nice, it's a knockback.
The damage on a blood weapon, uh, you mean sickle and dagger?
47, uh, I don't have the stat it scales with at all.
It's a big spite weapon.
I wonder if you take damage because you don't have the stats?
I doubt it though.
It seems like a very strong weapon, so we need to have some drawback.
Oh, yeah!
Now we're back here, genius.
There's a mega expansion come for Grim Dawn.
Oh, really?
I haven't really played Grim Dawn like super much, like 20 hours maybe.
Long, many, many, many years ago.
Ah, and that's that shortcut, okay.
Would not be surprised if you negated self-damage with full set.
Ugh.
Maybe, but it sounds- it seems too good to be true, almost.
Oops.
Fuck.
There's somebody. I'll shove a finger up your ass. There we go.
I'm gonna do this sister sister
Now this weapon is sick. It has like everything. It has good knockback, good range. It's got
It's got a turbo thing, it's got a...
...flathing.
It has a grab that knocks him back.
It's got everything in this weapon.
And it's fast.
With really high damage.
Nah. This weapon is crazy, man.
Nah.
Fuck you.
So lucky you are.
Oh, you're gonna follow me down, it's fine.
Okay, that's sick.
This is my favorite weapon in the game so far.
It's fun.
It's got good knockers, yeah, right.
wait could I not this is way too far for a max jump
you show coke armor yeah it's this coke armor it's like masters first of
Where the mo-cap actor for this game you really kept that secret. Mmm. Thanks, 41 9 dark tomorrow. Thanks 28. Oh
You mean IRL oh
Of course
These are the hardest jumps to do in jumping I swear
All right, we're good. There's something over here. I don't like the look of this
Okay, that will take me down there. Is this Dark Souls of Jump King? It is, yeah. It is,
like, ironically, it is, yeah. Nice. It's a little five-up-grid material. Uh... hugs,
what up? It's my birthday today. Can I get a happy birthday, one of my first... happy
birthday hogs we have a good birthday all right
because I'm a cake or something you know
I'm gonna max jump yeah
all right we're done here we go this way
Oh, a boss fight! Huge fall gate!
I would kill it as Bond. Hell yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna smoke. Let's go.
Oh my god, mega coke.
That damage.
That fucking damage is crazy!
What's he doing?
Oh, what the fuck?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, I gotta make it back up here again. This jump is so ass.
All right well should be doable seem pretty easy that the rocks took me by surprise
surprise. What are you doing man? I forgot to smoke but it's alright we don't need it.
Okay, let's go.
Oh shit, does it? Thank you, man!
I'm sorry to hear that, brother.
I hope you get things sorted.
They feel better, man. I'm glad we can all help in some way.
Thank you, dude. Thank you.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'm not losing to the Colt, come fucking winning!
Fuck off!
Fuck!
That was a fully charged, stronger attack.
Nosti, Nosti damage!
I see the rocks are going to fall.
Yep.
My caulk is much bigger than yours!
Fuck!
Fuck!
No!
Chat, it's System of the Down. It's the song.
I can't get the fucking final hits in.
No!
the fight isn't even hard is this
The thing is the moment he does anything and you get hit by it is like 50% of your health gone
But he he has plenty of room for you to hit him though
In the first place second face is a bit trickier
of
death
of
death
of
Tickle, tickle!
Cooksfoot?
Is that a weapon?
It's a weapon!
Cooksfoot!
Hey, you!
Bactealer or weapon faster from a cockatrice clawed foot?
It works kind of mace.
Huh.
Interesting, interesting.
Wait, you fall when you use it?
Oh, then the follow-up attack is a get-up attack.
That's kind of nice.
And then we have Bloody Heal.
I'm fancy moveset, I like it.
Man, where are we now?
Oh shit.
Well we killed a cook at this.
We're on top of the map over here now.
Yeah.
We have a level up to use the head weapon to stroke the cockpits
Man it's gonna be so nice to have something to look forward to
When coming home on Tuesday
To see this the continuation of this game
I'd actually this game has been so sick
I'll get some of that pocket yeah, there's a lot of content there is a shit load
another level up I can't finish it today no it's too big the game it's too long
for that
leaving in 40 minutes ah we'll see I don't know if Mika is done with Bondia
she wants to finish it what will I play on steamedick during the trip
Ah, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor I think.
Uh, were we up here?
I think so, right?
Death's Door?
Oh, that's where we're going now, yeah.
This is Death's Door over here.
Or it's...
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Yeah, we were definitely not at the top.
Jesus Christ.
are you kidding me that's the first jump I do
you sick amazing no don't wait who's that chasing me is that the boss guy I
don't think so I think she's gonna miss this respawn
Have I seen anything about the game replaced?
I've finished that, right?
Yeah.
That was a very pretty artsy 2D game, yeah.
Artsy.
How's the actual platform been in terms of difficulty with Jump King?
It's been easier than Jump King maps, but the higher, the further into the game you go,
They definitely turned it up, no doubt.
Damn, I feel so much more damage than the other fucking stick I had, man.
Wow, this is a big area.
Oh, here's a teleport.
of
It's a lot of areas to go in this one.
It's so humongous.
Oh fuck, there's a war going on here.
Humongous wall.
Okay.
Fuck.
Oh, I don't know where to go.
There's like to the left.
Oh, shit.
Oh, these guys are up here.
That was hard fought.
Oh, no.
No easy as mole pig pie.
right to you assassin tell us what's the
Kirolix weakness or else progress always up
is not no it's not that's actually not
true because you might need key items
are on the side
well we'll beat you up even more again
right fine listen you gobble scum and
our gang the rule is that the strongest
guy rules continue Kirolix weakness is
that if you beat him he'll give you the
authority. That's it? No way. So Kirok's weakness is clear. That's right. We just
have to beat him in a fight. It's got to be fair and square. That's the rules.
Beat evil Krolk, fair and square. Ah, the herringer will be delighted. Let us make
haste the Black Knight. We'll make for Old Town. Just a suggestion, yeah? Absolutely.
You still have only seen like 50% of the stuff that was in the game before
Four-fold release. This four-release patch size can't be overstated. Yeah, it's huge. It's crazy
What do you think you're doing now? Don't you see you're playing into their hands? Listen, come me loser, right? I won't forget it
Yeah, sure cuz I want to fight you. Thanks punk
Never mind what happened before the past is the past we're cool now, right? But you won't stand a chance against Lord Krulk
Okay
Fuck, I don't know if I want to climb up here. I kinda want to go to the sides first.
I mean, there's also stuff over here.
There's fucking death. Why am I-
Toxic!
I am I'm tight. Let's go
Wait, there's a path here. Yeah, there's a door here
I can't open this. I can't even interact with it. It's kind of weird. Okay, I guess we go
crown way. And we'll get here eventually. Bye physical, I'll be a make up on Rotterdam.
Yes, see you all Tuesday. Yes, sir. Thanks, Chillin' Physical. Have a good one, brother.
I'll go to the left area first, I guess.
Uh, hold on, let me just see. What was- what was actually over here? Anything?
Well, there is something here.
I don't know what.
Oh, it's P-O-E tomorrow?
Oh, my lord.
Oh, fuck.
Shit. Uh, I'm spaghetti-ing.
That big guy's super scary.
Needs insane damage.
But so do I!
Alright, let's go punk.
sister
I
Fucking hell any enemy that has a shield is
Okay, ten times harder
You want to play this but you're too broke and pretty sure this game is like 10 bucks
and it is a lot of content.
It's a lot.
Let me see how much is this game.
How much is this?
Yeah, it's 12 I guess.
Yeah.
12.
Nice.
Nice, Reaver's looking really good.
I'm dead here, yeah, cause I can't move or see anything.
Yeah, there's not, there's nothing I can do.
Okay, we're good, never mind.
Yeah I mentioned it's, uh, I mentioned it's ten bucks because a lot of people probably
don't think that this game is 10 dollars. They probably think it's like 20 or 30 or 40, you know.
Is that a weapon?
It doesn't have any special moves, meh.
It is Urukaisord.
Miikuta.
Can I max jump this?
Yeah, I can.
Nice.
me cook that could I max jump this yeah I can nice okay I think we got
everything that was to the right unless it continues over here well there's that
which I don't think I can get yeah I don't think you get that one from here
Yeah, I know.
Wow.
Alright, I'll go left side then. It's either left or up.
Left side. Fuck it. Let's go.
I guess I'll fucking die.
Yep.
The spaghetti is real.
Dude, these guys are insane.
I should finish bone, okay?
So a hot blonde, hot blonde, there's a hot babe at the top apparently, yeah.
I
Don't play games about a pass. Yep true
Cave of glee
Okay, I guess we check out the cave of glee
airfrogs
oh am I towards the end of the game early oh no I'm definitely not towards the end of
the game this game is like humongous it's it's big
I literally went past the intro credits today for the second time
Which was pretty peak
It's face the other
Is that a fist weapon oh shit look at this
Close of Malcolm N
First fist weapon I find
Scrawling storm, the god of cats is an unpredictable character that seems close to a force of chaos to the uninitiated.
Those with his favor will find truth in his saying that all cats land on their feats.
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not gonna use this.
Oh shit, I need to- I'm in slope for all gear.
Okay, there's a fog gate up there.
It's a hot here, uh, nah, like 15 degrees or something.
It's pretty hot, pretty hot.
Uh, real, uh, Seekin makes the half-pair of Parker World takes 59, sorry I was late on
that.
I've been so fucking into the game here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's you.
You're friendly now because I'll let you go.
I'm stuck. Okay.
This is the Arcade's Jump King. Yep, it's Jump King developer's new game.
Oh, that takes me back there. Okay, so we got to go through the foggy then.
Is there fall damage? Yes, it's not much, but there is.
fall damage isn't really a big deal in this
Can you do Druid Bear Slam build this time for Pee Wee 2?
This leak week I guess?
Uh...
No...
If I were to play this one, I don't know what I would do to be honest.
Dude, you get...
It's so nice to do...
One, two...
And then the uh...
Rock my world right after.
I think it comes out faster because of it.
It's kind of cool.
Whatever do the Warcraft 3 tournament that grubby hosts?
For streamers, the past couple of them is so good.
If I were to host a tournament, it would be in Garfield Kart.
Oh, a boss fight.
Nice.
Oh, we need slow.
Dude, if Metal Bear has actually succeeded in fixing the glitch there...
yeah and then on top with the spectator mod it's possible you done what so I mean
10 p.m. Yeah, oh shit scary. It's gonna look that
He's actually pretty tanky.
Fuck!
Get out of the corner.
He lobbed.
play now he's doing some new gimmick attack
ok more jumping attacks, more jumping attacks
ok
what?
heal up block don't choke
Fuck, I thought you could jump that, nooo!
Okay, don't worry.
Just jump and do one attack at a time.
Oh
Wow, oh you spawn here, okay, that's not too bad
Fuck the thing is there's no slow
I mean, the frogs are the slope, I guess.
Shit.
Do I need more slopes to win this fight?
Probably not.
What did I get from this?
I actually don't really know...
Ethmel, 48 months there!
I don't want to write the score, because I don't want to be late for the game!
You know, I don't know if there will be any games like this,
but Zaldo Wildmarkens Underdog of Kungarrikes,
I think I'm wrong.
I'm also happy that I want to be in a game like this.
It was so fun on the comments.
I thank you, Ethmel, thank you.
build marikin's on the tall yeah that's great that's great
so i didn't get any key i don't wear anything from this
Oh, hey, that's cool, hey, he said he he I shouldn't translate alright
well hold on I feel like there might be something else in that boss room or am I
crazy no that's probably why there's a teleport outside here
but what did I kill him for did I get a bunch of XP usage level
You can sort by the latest things you've got, couldn't you?
I'm not sure what I got from him
Yeah, I got a bunch of resources and like upgrading I guess
Okay, that's cool. Well, that was that cave of glee and you got to go back here and just climb up
That's it.
From the Frog Armors that you got, the naked guy and sewers would have made all Frogs friendly if you gave it back.
Wait, really?
The naked guy and the sewers would have made all Frogs friendly if you gave it back.
Really?
Oh.
Ha.
Yeah, that's it. That's a good question actually. I wonder. Alright, I'm getting to the top.
Let's go. I mean, I can still go back to... I got four whetstone, one reinforced filament,
I said that was seven. Oh, okay. Thank you, Zyra, for checking. Thank you
But if frog friendly then no frog slope
Yeah, they stole this frog armor. It's true. I forgot it was the frog armor. They stole
Is the grab good on the weapon ah, it's alright. I mean it's a like a watch
That's the grab. It's a moth back. It's pretty slow
How come they have wet dry stone dry waste those but not wet dry stones true true
Tickle, tickle.
Bro!
Sloppy bird.
Slopey bird.
I hate this fucking enemies
All right, oh, there's a teleporter here too teleporters everywhere here
Alright, cool.
The final stance of that weapon strokes your head.
What's this?
Why, do I stand still long enough or is it just this?
Oh wait!
It does!
Wait, that's so funny!
Ha!
If you stand still long enough, it does it.
That's really cool.
She slowly goes towards it.
So much soul, man.
What is this?
Oh, that's probably going to take me down there.
Whoa.
Fungal Fields?
Oh my god!
That's not go here yet.
I do not want to fight this guy I really don't want to fight this guy here
you run run run run run run like I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm really going
it on. Oh hey, full gates. And then I fail the last jump. Actually, it's fine
because there's upgrades here. Oh my god, forgot about the IAR remakes on that one.
and this takes me I want to see what's on the top of this fuck but I can go left or
right here too well no this is where you fall down for sure is the other area also like
this looks like one of the towers and where you find the babe oh yeah okay oh
this is interesting this legit looks like one of the towers we find the
babe
you're all file a quote then Ian Harvest Smith playing his honor watch
point of stream line. What? Who? What?
Okay, servant is up there. You can enter here.
Well, I'll be fucked. Where the hell am I now?
What? Demon Baron Keep?
Find Demon Baron Keep.
Oh, shit.
That doesn't look fun.
Is this like a CBT area?
Like a white palace or whatever?
I feel like it is.
Maybe?
these jumps are... oh wait, there's two... okay...
oh my god...
Do I choose which path is the worst here or what is this?
Alright, yeah Corgi, good night, hope you see you well.
That'll be amazing, thank you.
Oh, my god.
Spaghetti! Fuck!
Huh?
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.
Huh?
oh no I'm done soon pretty much I mean I can't stop whenever
I'm not sure that was the weapon, I think.
Wow.
That's your fault.
That's your fault.
Now I got to get going to the airport.
God, that's how it is.
Next stream will be Tuesday.
I look so forward to continuing this game.
This game is such a banger.
It's such a banger, dude.
Wait, hold on, let me cook.
I'm on a roll right now.
Oh, he's up there.
Perfect!
Squire's here.
Where the hell am I now?
Wait, have I been here?
Yeah, wait, this is where the cave was over here? Yeah, but I never went to the
ride of the cave.
Shit. Uh, you know what? I'm gonna do this.
Go to the... fuck. I don't know where to...
You know what? I don't know where to go when I get back. I...
There's a lot... Oh man, dude, there's so many areas. It's insane.
Like I could go here.
Jump up here. I can go... This is crazy!
Well, I go here into the right. There's the CBT section I just fell in with the swinging axis.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Oh, yeah, I gotta go chat. I gotta go to the airport. I'm going to...
...roater them...
...for four days.
Oops.
Well, three days. I'm back Monday. I'm back streaming Tuesday.
From home. Very late Monday.
I know some of y'all are going there too, if you see me.
Don't fucking say hi. We're gonna have problems, alright? I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Say hi. Let's talk. Pow. Pow. Pow.
Man. Oh, look at that. I got a bunch of Redfin points. I still don't know what that is.
No, um, yeah, I'm going to TwitchCon, um, not sure I'll be at the actual event too much.
I'll be there one of the days at least.
But, yeah, it'll be cool.
Socialize a little bit.
Too much of a cave dweller.
Sometimes.
Um, just met him.
Um, yeah, no.
If you see me say hi, let's have a chatty chat or some, you know, I'll be back Tuesday
With regular streams. We're gonna continue this. I'm gonna finish this game. I want to see the boss fights
I want to see it's so good this game. I'm so I'm addicted to this game now man. It's so good
And then because I'm back Tuesday
That one there's a state of play during the evening, so we're gonna watch that after playing this
And then, uh, yeah, Mika is gonna be streaming at Twitch console.
I'll be on that stream.
And then, uh...
Yeah, June the 5th is, uh, Gothic Remake, so, yeah, we know what to do, man.
We know what to do!
Oh, man, this day I'm emote.
This day I'm emote.
I actually got a writer review for this game when I'm done with it. I have to.
The devs have put so much damn effort into this.
Yeah, oh
Heavy metal death count
How many different flu's will you bring back?
None no none right. Yeah, that was the survival horror retro game. Yeah
Yeah, we definitely have some games to play for sure
It's gonna be cool man, it's gonna be cool
So yeah, I'll be back Tuesday the schedule below is updated to when the next stream starts
So, yeah, very cool, um, yep.
I have nothing else to say.
Thanks for chilling everybody.
Kitty cats, thanks for the 19, and me I got ice to do, thanks for the 15.
Onions ass, thanks for the 53.
Yeah, that was Onion Knights, I said, yeah.
Game has so many lovely throwbacks and all that.
I mean, I found Guts great sword, that was pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
So I'll see you all Tuesday chat. I wish y'all the best weekend. I'm probably gonna post some on my Instagram story you can find it here
Twitter I haven't used in
Fucking a year almost but Instagram a fine fun. I'll probably do some
Stories there, uh, all right, I'll see you all Tuesday
Thanks, everybody. I appreciate you all. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I take zinc. I mean, I'm bringing my zinc, man. I am.
I took zinc today. I zinc every day.
Hell yeah.
Will I not see you there, Tomes?
Instagram live? No, God no.
Jesus Christ, no.
I've done that once. Long time ago.
Uh, alright. I'll see you Tuesday, chat.
Ah, thank you, Jack Grimes. Thank you.
Settle item off.
Pretending work trip. Ah, okay.
Nice. Nice, nice.
Uh, I'll see you Tuesday on Mika Stream this weekend.
Appreciate you all chatting. Take care of yourselves.
Bye-bye!
I love you guys.
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