Hellooo!
Man, dude XCOM 2 was so damn good. Legit. It was so good.
Legit like probably one of my favorite games, like up there.
In the top list.
Amazing game.
1, 2, 3, and 4 anomaly, top 2%
Naaaaaah, Hacksaw Man
I'm saying Hacksaw Man, all in the other X49
Spangled X-83 thing guys
Are they like infinite amount of the XCOM games?
No, there's XCOM 1, which I haven't played
and then there's XCOM 2
Started with C for early games, Tide C was really cool. Yeah
But then you have like that, what is it called like infinite war or whatever like the mods and stuff
It's a lot of mods
Long war yes, thank you long war infinite
kind of rates I think the 108 oh yeah and then you have Chimera squad right
yeah long war is just an overhaul mod right I think so
I'm going to be next come tutorial I should hop on Long War.
True.
It's going to be low rustic gods.
Oh, it's a horror game.
29 that comes out. Okay.
Solid, solid.
Who from the later garage configures you're gonna build the paint yourself oh
Shit yeah, that is cool damn
huh
It's kind of like Warhammer you paint them yourself and stuff god damn
Damn. Securo.
You got top 1%?
Rigged it.
Y'all saw one of those, yeah.
I'm just catching up with Chad as I'm adding everyone here.
I'm good, Kduk so to thank you.
It was a long run day today, so I'm a little bit, I had like a 12 minute nap.
I just woke up from it.
I do not have an Hawaii and T-shirt. No, I don't.
Yeah, if I nap, I don't do more than 15 minutes.
It's all I need.
Oh, I'm almost caught up.
I've been thinking about the Luminati, but just it's fun to play Deus Ex.
Not really, no.
I did like all those conspiracy theories in the game, though.
That was fun.
You don't do an ab short in two hours.
I just wouldn't find the time for it, and it would just make me groggy as fuck to be honest.
Anything under 20 minutes is perfect for me.
There we go. Nice.
Your nebs are either 20 minutes or 4 hours. Yeah, yeah, Jesus. That's that's long
Now I have an alarm on but even if I didn't it wouldn't be longer than 20 minutes
Which for runner do I have I have a Garmin for runner 965
the old country man of honor oh yeah they're doing they're doing a DLC for
the old country right yeah I got myself a Garmin heart rate monitor I used it
for the first time today yeah yeah what a difference compared to the watch
There, Lashie. Thank you. Thank you.
Tavina Belmos Curse. Uh, when is it out now? Yeah, I think it's on my list. Yeah, 15th of October.
I think so. I think it might be a good date.
What's the difference?
No, so I run with my Garmin Watch, but the thing about like,
watches and your heart rate is, it works fine when you're kinda just chilling.
But, um, when you're running
with it, it can become a bit inaccurate, kinda jump a lot.
So I got a hardware monitor that is, that, uh,
you can sync with a watch.
So it's the Garmin HR200. It was like 70 bucks.
Yeah, a horrid mother with chest trap.
Yeah, it's the first time I ran with one today.
It was, it's actually a huge difference.
I didn't think it would be, but it is.
It is.
Carnival hunt. Asymmetric. I see him below us the gods. Yes. Yeah. I have it open right
There it comes out soon.
I don't know what this is from.
I have no idea.
Runs with a monitor but not with chat, true, true.
Why do you need a hardware monitor on runs?
measure your heart rate to see what zone you're running in. I'm running a lot in the green zone
nowadays so I want to make sure I don't overdo my runs and burn myself out
and it's easy to do that if you don't measure your heart rate. I've seen the back rooms yet no
I've been streaming too late so I don't have time to watch it I gotta we'll see how long I'll be
live today if I can stop like 11 p.m. I'll have time to watch it no I live
three times a week and I run two times you may but after July is over I I'm
adding a speed workout to my run so it's three runs three lifts you gotta build
it up so you don't burn out man I burnt out so much trying to mix running and
lifting because it's fucking hard doing one or the other is so much easier but
than when you just try to mix them.
Oh my God, it is exhausting.
Dreadwave.
Oh yeah, they didn't really look at this.
They actually got good reviews.
86.
Early access, right?
Right.
Right, right.
Da-da-do.
Oh yeah, Foghorn's drown is out.
It's mostly positive.
While back rooms are the movie the movie what's up with this one
Well, I don't even mean double trainings, I just mean mixing them all throughout the week
What is Luna Obscura wait this game is out it's got two reviews
Oh
A sorter mentum to is a point and click right
Looks pretty cool
What is Qvup? Qvup is the classic 100 meter sprint web browser game.
That's right, I think it's 40. Thank you.
What am I playing? The Code Violet like Werewolf the Inner Beast?
Uh, no plans. I'm playing Rithvid and Rottwein.
That game looks like a banger dude.
Yeah I'm playing Beats of Rink on Nation when it comes out.
Yeah I know about Star Wars Zero Company.
Cloud rooms.
I
Looks fucking dank fella day
God damn
Training well, I didn't prefer NY marathon just three runs a week step it up a bit. They're closer against
One chill run one speed workout one long run
Yo, your ethics of the town what up
view
Wait, is this
Oh, hey you
What wait what
Oh fuck what is this?
I've never seen that finisher before.
That was a lot of fun finishers in this.
This is Casper, yeah.
Drown!
And bang, half the thrust.
So half is the weebs, man!
Oh man.
That did not hit me!
The big hob hit from yesterday? Wait, in what game? Are we three?
Oh no, I'm the final boss.
Oh Jesus.
Um.
That's a hit. You fucking bitch!
That's a hit, right?
Yeah.
Fucking spit right out.
That is unfortunate, I'm the final boss.
Oh yeah, I slid up like 77-54, I'm going to have to turn and what up.
Ella spit, man, that's fucking emote.
What is this game, the road of dust and sorrow?
Holy.
It's a story of a scary game in pixel art inspired by classics from the 90's.
Yeah.
You in a car?
It's gonna expel me's horror game, yeah.
This game was nice, tried the demo.
Oh yeah?
It looks pretty interesting.
And puzzle-y.
Yeah, RVA.
Damn, nice.
Damn nice other cat the orange path
Voldemort
your pal word hardcore run is over at level 60 I'm free did you win or did you
lose cardin nice dodge that's that's actually a crazy hitbox though
Get shockwaved, you lost, you got two shot, oh shit.
Fuck Hobbs Chungus life, man. Fuck. God damn.
He needs to be free of RE3.
he does the split names are crazy sewer
gooners yeah what difficulties are playing
on I assume it's not inferno because
inferno is pretty insane
eyes hardcore yeah yeah I love speeder
and re2 re3 re2 I speed ran quite a bit
it was really fun thank god I never speedrun re3 I wouldn't have been the
same after god damn I saw I know agent 64 yeah like yeah a limit of August this
comes out this could actually be really cool
yeah cosmic yeah for me I guess
you can call up the campaign damn this is tight actually looks so good what an
aesthetic
and it isn't denture tack yeah then she thought it looks cool but I'd rather play
Ritter and Roth, Rothvilden. Today, it's only 10 achievements. Should be easy game, right?
I DM'd, so the Tekken Top 8 is today. I DM'd them to see, but I got Don't Know World.
Well, they haven't seen it yet. Surely. Because Richie is, is fighting against
me today, dude. I want to see it. And there is a bunch of people re-streaming it. I just
I don't know if it's allowed or not though.
Did I play Crystal? Yep, I did.
I did a full playthrough of it.
Yup, Threl, thanks, 87.
Jenny from the Block, thanks, 45.
I don't know what to do with this.
Thank you
No, they just want me to click the tutorial it's all do it
Keep the wheel straight so that it can spin until the progress bar is full
Okay, your line of sight and direction of movement face toward the mouse.
down to extend your right arm so that the wind vane can rotate. Okay.
That holds, uh, blunt steiger axe to jump. By moving in the opposite direction of your
review you can prepare yourself for landing okay right oh she can like mega
a jump. Zoom. But how did I do that?
They really took a kingdom come three into a new direction.
I know, right? Very different. Zoom. Zoom. Come to me. Okay,
grandfather, use Q or R three to switch your weapons. Then
Strike to tap thrust to hold. Okay. Hit all rings within a short time to pass the trial. Okay
This game is gonna be hard as fuck
I can do better okay yeah the fuck the first one scuff
I
Yachty
Man the first one die ah
And I win it's stuck in my triceps
okay with the right angle and enough force your attack will pierce the
target and cause massive damage. Press Alt or L2 and the direction to perform a
dash and land a quick strike.
hold
I see okay
Yeah!
Die, scum!
Yes, apparently.
Come to me.
Alright, coming.
Coming.
Oop.
Okay, you can switch your equipment.
One, two, three, four.
Draw your wooden sword by pressing two.
equip the shield by three let's start with your defense okay to avoid attacks
you can dodge block or disable the opponent's weapons shield block hold
right click disable weapons get there while the swords are crossed okay when a
weapon turns red it is disabled and will no longer cause damage disable the
weapon of your opponents okay come on Jose and guard go on the offense don't
go easy on him I got this trust okay now it's your turn from my different types
to defeat your opponents. Oh, I got this. Fuck you!
Oh shit, the Somersault, the BM!
meet by the big apple tree as I don't get that left control thing but yeah you
just saw I thought you would deserve them but all right I'm going
whoa press down while holding jump to perform a role walking back while
performing a role activate a backwards role okay
Woohoo!
Oh, righty!
Why do every day knows that I was real high ten along?
What do you mean? I'm just a kid here!
I'm stuck here!
How is that a forward roll that doesn't look like a forward roll
It was just hold s right
I mean you can do that but no that's just my mouse I want to do the roll
question mark while holding jump hey you from a roll let's see how they do it
here look at that that's sick walking backward while performing a roll
will activate a backwards roll
Okay, I know how to do it now.
So you can then backflip too.
Holy hamstrings.
Fuck.
Get up.
Ah!
Oh, I got this.
I got this shit.
Oh, I got this. I got this shit father
There's two three or two store your weapons now that both ends are free you can grab
Alternatively and slowly make your way forward
secure grip press up to climb also make sure you're holding on and never let go
with both hands may fall from the tree
I want to land on my feet.
Alright let's throw away this shit.
Here I go.
Father! I mean grandfather! Look at me! Woo!
Oh! Oh dear, that wasn't heard. Here, take this ball of grape juice and make it feel
better. Thank you. Health points can be used by drinking something. Hold R or triangle
to yourself, but be careful that all drinks are as harmless as this grape juice. Alcohol
gives you a penalty that it not only fix your stability. Okay. I think my hand's broken.
fucking hell look at that all right see you later or not
tutorial complete easy I should be easy
Look at portrait.
Is this who I'm going to grow up to become?
Welcome, my boy, I'm glad to see you here.
You need to prep for the journey that lies ahead.
Being a knight is not an easy task.
Choose which ingredients you like and throw them in the pot. Let's see how it will affect your further adventures
Now we're gonna need some bro team man
Some bro team
Some carbs
some veggies garlic I'll take some garlic but I want these leaves here
actually no I want these all right
Fuck you now.
Just look at you, my grandson has become a tough knight.
Yet, we were chasing after nothing but vain, worldly fame.
Every adventure offers a challenge of proving yourself in a virtue.
If you follow the stony path of virtue, it will finally increase your mortal fame.
Okay.
Looks like my hair cut into a hat.
Fuck it.
Can I have this?
Welcome to the tavern, brave sir. Here are the most honorable knights gathered to
recount their glorious adventures. Take a sip or two and set forth to claim your fame.
If you complete an adventure swiftly and defeat mighty foes in honorable combat,
you shall earn fame. Should you be defeated or lays a bad in idle comfort,
your fame will fade and there's no place in this tavern for this honorable
ravel. What stats did I get? I have no idea. Now then, go forth and become the most
glorious night of them all I will what an acute character creation you even got
the receding hairline going not to mention the fact I'm taller than
everyone is bar
I'm going fuck this oh shit there's a damn timer
Hell? Ow. Okay. Indiana Jones! Fuck you!
Minus five? What do you mean?
Store.
Told you not to overload the wagons. This is why you're...
Okay but I can reload it. See?
Okay, they don't like that. Don't break those.
Yeah, I'll leave your barrels be here.
Oh, shit!
Fuck forward!
Ah!
Yeah!
I can't reach the drink.
Oh, is that my drunkenness?
Oh, drunk.
Oh, I can't stand up.
I'm too drunk.
Alright, here I go.
I go, fuck it.
Do I get points for this?
My foot's broken.
Yeah, there it is.
Oh fuck how is this fair?
Ah
Die
Okay, oh armor give me that shit
Oh
I pulled and I give me that oh that's a huge
What I just lost half my
This weapon sucks
All right, here we go
Aaaaaaahhhh, die!
Yeah, I feel like I'm holding the weapon wrong.
Like it should be the other way.
Can you fix it?
Die, scum!
Oh! Right, you can tap left. Yes, thank you. I forgot.
Die then! Yes! I'm dead.
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Super Knight!
Ahhhh!
His weapon is insane!
Oh!
Can I loot this?
I'm not sure I can.
No I can't.
I'm dead.
I need that wine.
Oh my god, how am I gonna do this?
Fuck.
I need that line man.
Nope.
There I go.
Nice block there. Oh, shit.
Oh, a Mekite counter!
Ah, shit, sorry.
Oh, sorry, musta slipped.
Okay, you need to swing from that rope to grab this wine.
Dude, this game is hard as hell. I love it.
hold on what's a regular swing with it I'm stuck I'm drunk so it's just a
regular hit but I see the kind of awkward I Jin interview whereas the evil
director I heard of it but I haven't bare myself to watch it
How is this much I'm coming
Yeah!
Oh!
Right through the solar plexus, dude.
Yeah!
Fuck, how are we supposed to grab that?
Okay, quit this shit.
Okay, this weapon sucks.
I'm sticking with my other.
Yeah!
25 for that that's nice I
Mean I can store it I guess
Here I go
Go on, man! We all see what you're gonna do!
Oh
Fuck
Here I go!
This one is impossible, I swear.
Shit, greedy, greedy, greedy, greedy.
What? Who's up, Nerdyay?
What the fuck.
Makes the raid nerdy.
The biggest thing.
.
. .
.
listen man I'm trying to get that jail yeah come and step on my sword come on
come on then go on then
I
...
-...
DIE!
...
huge
die I don't think I can loot their weapons there we go okay we got a lot of
what beast
and
to jump higher than this
Oh, do you have to press W at the same time?
Fuck!
Oh shit, it's an elite!
How am I supposed to damage this guy?
I have the high ground!
No, why do you get drawn so fast?
I
Push it down
Die fuck you
Nice.
Okay, can I do this?
Can you pull this the other way?
Come on, man.
this the other way I'm not gonna grab oh yeah have mercy on a poor beggar I am
so hungry if you could bring me even an apple I would eternally grateful okay I
I can do this.
Boom, there's three apples.
Hmm, have we seen any apples?
I don't think so.
Oh, shit.
Alright, I got this.
train me for this.
Ahhhh, what the fuck man? Oh shit! Oh my god, chill!
I'm trying to grab this damn apple!
Ah!
Fuck! Ah!
Please grab the apple.
Okay, that works.
Gooooooo! No!
I need three apples. It's behind my camera.
Hold up, I'll bring him this one.
Here's one apple brother, but I'm not done. I'm eased apple, that's what I'm supposed to do with it.
Fate recently gave me a whole cartload of apples.
I had to bring him all at the same time, dammit!
It was three apples to get a bonus.
Okay, we got a lot of fame though, we're good.
That was tight.
So easy game though.
Hey, me!
So these are the weapons I have.
I guess these are...
Well, yeah, you definitely want armor on that helped a lot.
Yeah, those pants are wack.
Yardee!
FM, thanks to 116, Alex98,
And here, Loose takes the tier 383, there's Alphid 6.
Shut up!
Now that I've climbed this game, chat.
What the fuck? Finding the sweet spot doesn't mean abstinence. However, don't drink more
than half a bottle of red wine. Okay, so there's a bonus.
I'll just place myself at the bottom.
No, that's terrible.
Where do I place myself?
I COULD do over here.
That's not like a neat shot on.
I COULD go here.
Honourable fight!
Oh!
Fuck you!
Oh my god, this is right through the skull.
wine return chat I don't know where to go man I mean yeah if I go here you can
see the bonus though that's kind of fine and I put you what I'm losing time
Hey, collaborate.
Okay.
Got him.
Nice.
How the fuck do you get up?
Why he just lost a piece of armor.
Yeah!
Oh my god, my health.
Show no weakness.
On guard!
Ah!
Tom!
Tom Tom
Right in the mouth body slam
It's a dog fight
Ah
Yeah
Woohoo, what?
Ah!
Yeah, you gotta roll on the corpse, that's the, the BM.
Yeah!
Broke my back! Spinal!
You're all right in the mouth!
Who are you?
I
Drink a little bit more
die! nice, helmet's off! what the!
Ah
Next yeah
What?
Ah!
I'm fucking drunk!
Save?
It's on a Sunday, bruh!
get up get up block that shit
High ground, high ground.
Never hit another man in the nuts!
Ah!
Mekita counter!
Ah!
Oh, what the f- ah!
What a fight.
Go on then, come on.
Come on.
Oh
Mekina counter
What do you mean fuck this fights hard
A dola sword in the world. Step on him!
Follow me up!
grab the wine grab the wine fuck I have to be lower here I come
oh yeah
Oh body slam die
Okay, is this PB no I died to the mace guy
Fuck! Shield up, shield up!
That was a regular left click. Okay, this guy's legs are weak.
We need to go low.
Go on!
Go on then!
Okay, I need to pull up some tricks.
Use your body weight!
Get one of the fucking helmets!
Ah!
Fuck!
Archer!
Ow!
Die, Archer!
Oh, fuck.
I
Archer, oh fuck
I don't want to drink more wine. Oh, what is it doing?
It's the big cheese over there, yeah.
Where's my shield?
Oh!
If I have the high ground, I think I could win.
Ah, broke my back!
Shit.
This guy is so strong!
Okay.
Fuck!
Are you kidding me?
I folded myself.
Markuja, thanks for the 11, Jordan, thanks for 4 years.
I will go again, come on.
Hello, getting bested by Cheez-al-al Madness, hope you're well in the family.
Thank you, gods.
All good.
I need to figure out how to like stab them.
Oh, you see, the axe kick was insane.
Ah! High ground!
Body slam!
It's so over.
I just shoved my sword right through your skull and your lip.
I've disabled this sword.
I need to get the upper hand now.
I'm drunk, I don't care.
with my feet aggression aggression there we go
no my helmet what
I'm on guard.
I'm trying to left click him to death instead of stabbing.
He's taking damage for sure.
I can see the blood.
Why am I dying?
Because it's short in my skull, I guess.
Dude, put your shield out.
What?! This guy's impossible!
Fuck!
I don't even know if this is the second stage.
I think every golden door is like, takes it to the next stage.
The shield sucks man, I need more gear!
Gear sucks!
Fuck yeah, alright, that's good, that's fine, yep.
What is- Bunk?
This is the one, this is the one.
This guy is so difficult. He outranges me and outarmors me.
Good hit on the helmet.
the overhead was working really well versus him here I come
Oh my god, he's insane!
Dead! Alright, this is the one. I have to win now.
Overhead until the armor is gone.
I've seen a lot of sword battles, but seeing you go in clutch first into battle is something new.
AHH!
I need to like, body slam this guy, so I can get the upper hand and overhead him.
Good hit!
What?
Right through my shield!
This guy...
He goes right through my shitty ass fucking shield!
fuck the bonus
the fuck mercy what are you doing
How am I losing this? It doesn't make sense!
He has a hammer! Why am I losing health like constantly?
The moment he fucking touches me!
Yeah, maybe I should try the stick instead. It might be better.
That's actually a good point.
The stick might be better, because the shield is like cosmetic here.
Oh mega chests up here. Oh my god, I gotta kill this guy first. What? Yes. Am I supposed
Okay
Okay, I'm doing it. I'm doing it live
Let go
Good job, Zoy!
Yes, okay, we'll get two chests now.
What?
Yes!
Yes! Okay, we got big legs.
Cumungous legs.
oh shit oh he's insane
I like the music change now
Give me this shit
What oh
Please don't tell me I die in here.
Oh, what the fuck the cook die what the father
Oh
Holy shit, you're hard to practice temperance while others give themselves over to gluttony come on
So they keep measure where others lose themselves fuck. I don't know if I should heal or
He who devires everything food praise or pleasure remains hungry in the end a night
However should be able to enjoy without being ruled by enjoyments
He eats to gain strength not to fill an emptiness and he drinks to honor fellowship not to cloud his mind
Right, okay, but shit Chad do I heal?
The bonus was to use under 50% I'm at 49. I don't know if the bonus is really worth it, you know
Fuck it
No, I'm wasted.
What up, Angel Food?
Nah, I just gotta get out of here or something.
Hey, you.
Sure, PBT.
What hacking score did you get in RNG to hunt?
I'm scared of that flame.
Okay, the flame doesn't hurt you.
Top four, I know Andre.
Oh fuck, I'm taking damage.
Yeah, screw that, screw that.
CBT!
Get full, the nerd.
E, okay.
Is there any chest over here?
I got the range advantage shit
****
What the **** did you do to that, cheater?
****
Dude, fix yourself
Okay, don't let emotions fight for you.
What?
Are you f-
What?
Yeah, you have a range advantage like a jilloth, but also like a baby jilloth you're tripping
over your own feet.
Ohhhh... Dude, I deserve to win that!
FUN!
Okay, I know what to do now.
No one will stand in my way.
Oh
Fuck is there no way oh
Oh shit give me up here
Yes, whoo-hoo!
Alright, now I can grab the chest immediately.
So easy game.
Give me that shit. Give me that shit.
you
No, I won't get the big weapon now wait or will I wait I think I can save it maybe
Can I save it?
Man who the fuck are you you want some?
rich
That's what I thought
I think I can save this.
I need this weapon!
Hey, you!
Yeah, I I can get this. Oh wait fuck I can get this I can
Where's my car with the appease alarm
Yes, yes, yes
Yes!
Woo!
Alright, let's go!
Got it!
what the fuck ah wait there's a chest here oh it's a big sword out what the
I wonder if you think this sword could be better okay yeah I could change it I
could change it over mile the sword so
Hmm.
This is the run, dude.
I'm having my revenge.
I will have my revenge.
Come on, get up.
Hey, Senpai, thank you.
I'm good.
Thank you, thank you.
So I'll catch up with y'all soon. I'm just trying to beat- I've been stuck on this level for like, I don't know, fucking hour.
No, not an hour.
Hmm, I don't think you can climb this.
No, you gotta go down.
Alright, here I go.
of
the
death
of
death
Yep
You're almost full health wait me I get oh, yeah, yeah, grandpa. I'm her shit. You're right. I forgot
Okay.
Yeah, Grandfather, I know.
Now we got big armor, true knights.
Wait, am I 32% through the level at this point?
right
I can't fucking get out let me out
SHOW YOURSELF!
Oh
Recap story, I don't know, you're on your way to become the greatest knight of the kingdom.
Whoa! No! No, leave me alone!
Leave me alone, leave me alone, don't you dare touch me.
I feel like I'm...
Ow! Fuck! Fuck!
DIE!
Fuck you!
Hey, you!
Fuck, I don't know if I should get this weapon.
I could get the long sword- I mean, it's a cool weapon to have though.
Imagine having that in the Armory.
Stop stop stop
Fuck
I
Really dropped the ball came to come to you you mean
Improved it
All right, we go
Shhh. Shhh.
Okay, I cannot let the knight get close.
Hey, you!
Oh, Siggi!
Thanks 134 Bakel and Kostade!
Thanks for the 28.
Nash!
I just roll like in Souls games.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
I'm working on the next level.
I'm getting there.
Trust.
I'm getting there.
Ah, you scumbag cook!
You can get some too!
Oh yeah, room!
Little bit of fun in the mouth of the plumpest.
Yeah, true.
Fuck, getting out of this room.
There we go.
Getting better, getting better.
Not degressing.
Ow!
I'm drunk.
I'm too wasted come on
All right here we go
No, please don't drink the number top rise like the same going down
down.
Die!
Riding the- AHHHHHH!
This guy is cheating in every regard!
This doesn't make any sense!
It doesn't- This guy makes no sense, dude!
I shoved my weapon through his neck and he touches my armor and I insta-die.
Fuck off, dog!
Oh!
Death!
I have to fight, I don't have to fight him, but I have to.
No I'm saying.
I'm gonna speedrun this now.
Put your arm down, brother.
Never die is amazing.
Fuck I'm stuck
Get up! Come on! You can do it, brother! Come on! Get up!
Come on. Is this a speedrun? Kind of. I keep dying to the same like elite enemy.
So I've done this part many times now.
But what ah ha no murder
Fine give me out of this stage
Here I come.
Get up.
Um, okay.
Get up!
Um... okay.
What the ffff...
Okay!
Can I do that Rally? Yeah man, contortionist!
no mercy no remorse oh it's so over well fuck that weapon I don't need this shit I
I need a sword.
Wait, I think you get a hundred fame for grabbing that chest though.
But the wheel is down there!
How am I supposed to grab this?
Yeah, well, Rip.
The knight won't kill me this time.
I'm too experienced.
I'm too strong.
I have too much vitality.
He's gonna quit.
You don't see him climbing ropes like this.
I'm not dying to peasant cook.
What is this sword made of fucking nothing?
Hello!
I hate getting into this room!
What? Wait, how did I do that? That would work.
You can lie down by pressing down three times.
Oh my god, thank you.
Yeah, that works.
That definitely works.
If you were died to the chef, does that count as a D-soft hunger?
D-soft hunger.
Yeah, die some hunger.
yeah true please man
fucking spoon okay
Yeah, you're alive by the way. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I have you in pale that lifted up off the floor
what the fuck it's so over
Okay, yep.
Here I come!
What is my puny shield gonna do against this guy?
Oh he took a lot of damage there, I can see it and sense it.
I'm going to penetrate that fucking helmet soon.
Put your sword up.
Put your sword-
NO!
You scared?
Okay, I want to open the chest.
I don't want to- Okay, no.
I want to open the chest, please.
Okay.
Oh shit!
Sup, princess.
the thing is I'm halfway through the level right now but I do have a really
good armor. So...
Eh.
The hell is up with this?
Wait, am I supposed to... there is no way.
The plant is yeah, peacock
Yo, birdie.
Oh, chest.
play more my favorite with this armor conluse dude conluse I am 57% in the
map
Who wants some yeah
Release the pack wait what?
Yeah, oh fuck
Not the base
Fuck. Fuck. No no no no no no no no no no please, please. Please.
Give me the damn pole!
No, no, oh yeah wait wait this is fine
Oh, you want some from the mea-
Your Lord Lancelot of the Lake? Lancelotel? Oh, my bad.
Yeah, we'll see how you fare against this.
I got the range, I got the strength, I got the armour.
There's nothing you can do.
Oh, you can mark the fuck out.
Help!
Oh my god, I'm drowning myself! Help!
Wait, I hear the dogs!
Okay, I am I win. Yes! Oh wait, that was level 4?
I did level one and then I did level four.
Where's level two?
Oh man, we got great gear though.
Is level two over here?
Let me catch up.
Manessay, thanks 44, Seagate 134, Bacon Costa 295,
Gulls, thanks the Bittys, Madnash, thanks 27,
Moulinon 59, Lance 332, Badge, thanks 17.
Poop, Poop, thanks 7.
What do I keep dreaming? You're my best friend.
Get out of my head.
Garcia, thanks for the 79.
Johnson, thanks 54, Keto, 79, Main Event, thanks 10,
Except that it's 125 just ran 18 kilometers last time chillin watch my yo nice work dude fucking great and work and
Disney takes 21 Joe about like some 90
Why is streamer always plays sus games? How is this just game?
Marcuse of x11 Jordix four years, dude
Scientist 87 I joined L streamer is already dying in streamer slope. This is not streamers look great you a beating up
It's 92
Thanks for the 98s on it, like 66 man.
Healers us a tier of 383.
Thank you.
Ambassador Justice, thanks the one away.
Then trial, thanks the 88s.
New law in the room is discovered.
Yeah, this is the one.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
I mean, do you want some?
Shut up, dude.
You're nothing, I guess, the mega knights.
Just give up. Surrender your life to me.
CBT!
You haven't had enough yet?
Oh fuck.
Stay away bore, stay away-
What the f-
Ah
I want to kill this thing, but this thing isn't oh
Yeah, I lost some leg armor and I'm drunk as hell.
Yeah, I'm not sure this is level 2.
Or maybe it is.
I
Wait what no
I'm grabbing my chest.
the
crowd goes wild
Would that be a better store than mine?
I guess I'll store it.
Oh, my ass!
What's the point of climbing up here?
I don't think there is a point.
DEATH!
There's a lot of ropes here.
I need to do a I need to get close if I get close, I win this fight
And the fact that you're still up, what is this-
AHHHHHH!
What do you mean I carried like crazy last game yesterday?
Yes.
Is that good or bad?
Ah, but no, no, let's play.
Father, Grumming Gr...
Ah!
The virtue of mercy is the antidote to cruelty in the world.
It reaches you with that not very defeated foe.
It teaches you that not every defeated foe must be humiliated and not every fault should
be repaid with harshness, a merciful knight whom as one grace is greater than punishment.
He understands that a spared enemy is more likely to become an ally than a humbled one
is to become a friend.
Oh wait, the righteous Wadia is free from wrath and spares his enemies, defeat three opponents
with a modern sword? Oh, wooden sword, I mean.
Man, fuck that. Or I could do it with this guy.
Well, that's one.
I'm too drunk, I gotta wait.
Ah, we're so back.
Wait, that guy with a wooden sword?
That will be a throw if you ask me.
Okay, that's two out of three.
This guy's kinda scary looking.
WOOHOO!
Oh!
I don't even know if this is probably- this doesn't look better than my armor.
my armor is mega legendary so I'll store it all right fuck that wait it
replaced my claymore you know why that's okay cuz I can hold a torch now
all right we've done the bonus if we just win now we're good
Come here, coward.
I'm hitting the guy in the head, see?
His helmet's gonna go soon. One more hit, watch.
Fuck, two, three, four, five, six, seven, come on!
Y'all right here a good night, obviously, well!
How do you even win this game anyways?
I actually don't know.
okay can you how is your helmet still alive fucking die man I just stabbed
him in his heart
Oh, you're still alive. Yeah, okay. Nice, cheating, brother, man. Nice, cheating, brother.
How are you alive?
I'm acing everything now, it's so easy.
Ah, it's exalted, thank you!
Okay, getting up on this is not the easiest, but it is possible.
Dude!
Patience!
And the arrows stay forever.
I
Only plebs in here, huh?
I'll show you plebs what a real night is all about.
Oh, shit!
Now we're talking.
Who gonna be cuckan?
True.
Hello, Binky Bunky.
They got mega top 2% orangutal.
Sheee.
Holy shit.
Squishy's fragile body, yes.
Oh fuck, sorry.
Oh sorry, musta slipped.
I broke the wheel.
Whatever hopefully I don't need to go there.
Oh you guys are ready huh?
Yeah, come on then, let's see what happens
I'm gonna shove my sword through your throat
They call me the ice socket poker
Hmm
There's any horror game shift in the night. Yeah, I've played it a long time ago when it wasn't on ass
When it wasn't on steam
Oh, I stopped this oh nice
Nice.
Okay, stomping the water wheel is very nice.
I'll be bombed!
That was level 2.
God damn.
I'm fairly out of the way to demo.
If I beat you today you're going to be mad solid.
I had a good roll or what.
Why don't I see Salad's comments? I just see the reply. Where is he? I will beat you, though.
So that was level 2.
Okay, this is the setup we need.
I got my armor back too, because now I have a good sword with shield, and I have a really
good two-hander.
This is the one.
The thing is, I don't know where the levels are.
So level one was all the way to the right, level two was all the way over there.
Level 4 was upstairs.
Level 4 was there, but you-
Wait, is this locked now?
Oh, this is locked now.
Wait, does that mean this is also locked?
Okay, so it locks the levels you've done.
Well, that's cool. That's fair.
Yeah, okay, then we know where we're supposed to go at least.
Ooh, I gotta pee real quick.
Ah
What are they talking about I'm going upstairs
The fact that we the liberal force early yeah I know I take in I started Richie is the second
match or is it now I don't know I asked them if I'm allowed to just
restream restream it but they haven't answered so I want to see Richie's game
dude that's probably level three I guess I went in here I think no wait that goes
upstairs I went in here that was level four so one two three four five six
Oh that makes sense yeah many people re-stream it but is it that one now?
I'm nervous dude
Richie
system very well Richie always going to the black country foundry locals going to double KO going to
uh match the battle arena as well try to match the battle arena but um always support our locals
always trying to get more experience but we I believe I want to try and get this all bad I hope it's
fine I'm curious to see what we're gonna get from Nei we did see a little bit of kihachi yesterday
yes I mean obviously Leo but what is he gonna play for my experience Richie has been in the
stream for a long time I've met him once so I am I like Neve but I got
I got a root for Richie man. Come on!
I'm nervous!
Dude, imagine if he beats me.
Oh gosh, I'm getting nervous.
I just- I gotta see when Richie's playing, man.
to the walls one person me is just a sub. Oh, this likes.
One plus two, gonna get the king, gonna get that life factor as well. I love the pressure
Spencer. He wants to keep the pressure going, but nice. I like immediately want to strengthen
it. Well, her wife apologize, but works out for Richie right now. Yes, down to plus three
as well. He's so good. Nice. Richie, the sweet one.
We're rooting for Richie Richie is
He's been in my stream for a long time
He chats from time to time
And he's been he's like the best Leo in the world
I met him also in second world tour we had some drinks together I got a root for Richie man
Let us have a lot of heat and you can see the heat smashing
Nice reach he always playing bad characters. That's not what I heard of Leo lately
Yeah, I've heard Leo is very strong now
The two times I met Richie, he was blasted. Ticking World Tour and Combo Breaker. Yeah, he's a lad, he is, yeah.
I'm perfect, he's a fucking male.
It's not a jinx chat, trust! Trust!
Let's go Richie! I love Neath, but let's go Richie!
Oh, sidewall though!
Hello?
OOOH!
Look at all that LIFE regain!
OOOH!
YES!
Alright!
Calm the fuck down, right?
in the combos.
Excuse me.
I'll kind of just let you know that it's not way
what probably an executioner there gets up
with first problems.
There's going to be a chance.
Spend it with snake. It's really extra damage.
It's okay.
All right.
Step down.
No.
We should be back.
We're going to see if we can see.
My rebel golden letters was full.
Park to Rage Supreme.
I like it. I like the position.
He's gone for that so many times.
Otherwise, I'll get to the wall.
You're going to get a big combo.
Get to the flip over.
Is it?
He's still available.
Nice.
What's up?
Come on!
Okay!
Rich game!
He's not even wearing headphones.
He wants to hear the crowd.
You know that is definitely the
favorite there. You know the
chance going on. You subbed him
after you watch golden letters.
I was 54 months ago. God damn
Richie amazing. I begin using
that. Oh, it gets kind of down
four to just to definitely go
to the wall. It's a little bit
too much. I'll carry me adjusted
glasses. It's over. That's a
Yeah, I'm just watching Richie's game here. He's in winners semi-final
How many games does he need to win is it best out of three and winners semi-final is the best out of five
I hit this is definitely going to go to the wolf Ryan one of our specials watchful carry get nowhere the wool was
This is going to leave a mark. It's gonna be huge damage gonna go for heat. Yep. He's out of three now
I am a grain final the best out of five
All of top eight is best out of five it is
So he needed first to three, essentially.
So Rabina Floor activated as well.
I mean, I guess, yes, felt it.
Now what's your combo like?
Get the flick over.
A-Ritchie, right?
Dude, he's playing so good.
Holy.
There is no Swedish hex.
Getting a second game on the board.
It's so good for Richie.
But it's first and free.
This is long set-up.
It's all the way through this top eight.
This is really uncharacteristic of my A-Ritchie.
You know, he's the one that kind of starts off slow, but it seems like he's really taking the reins on this one
Hey, that's okay the fuck load down for two just keep him in respect. Keep him in check
Very very patient game of sprazing each other single jab challenging
Nice first two three yeah
There's more than enough damage. No, I'm not cursing it back even in this game once again
Using a lot more kind of more straight this time. Yeah
Me is so dangerous when the games go longer and longer dude
Yeah, me is like the ultimate. Ah, this is it.
Is that death?
It's death.
Yeah.
One one.
Come on, Richie!
Come on, Richie. Engel and score some fucking rounds.
That's for the people's facial expressions. He does
curse of sweet
And so it begins
I haven't watched taking his treatment so long. I hope I'm allowed to just watch this
Gotta support the boy man
Oh, I mean, it's so scary with
going through a me got to put out me earlier.
It's just it's so hard, man.
It's going to be around confirming it down for the one, one, two,
me taking a lead in this set.
See what you can answer back with.
Definitely side, definitely supporting.
Recharging this football.
Nice.
We're calling from Reggie.
We found the show ready
Who's the best taking player of all time
I mean it was me until Pakistan entered the
circle
And our son has just been on a dominating
I love the combination of the back, domination, nice punish from Richie just needs a little bit more, and delay, and to cross us into a number one, I love to confirm on that as well, staying cool, remaining composed, one around these all even Stevens, nice, I don't think we're going to confirm that to that, but I'm not sure they're going to really overcommit, oh the wave!
I
Know there has been other people and there is all the people restreaming this so I assume it's okay
Yes
Oh wait
Yeah, and then there could you pin the tech in channel
Yeah, I didn't ask you which one the other one we're watching right now
does not find it is a richy special once again two other piece
Requiem landing ready in heat. We're watching the
Summerplug play to Duggy. Yeah, that was a 90 hours of heat
Glad you like it
It doesn't have any more heat though
Okay
Hey
I
It's first to three here
Margins on this set
Very close
the longer it goes on, the better he gets.
He just downloads so hard.
I don't think he's gonna be enough to change. Never mind, there's no one though.
Yes, we need to find out why.
This is gonna hurt.
We're gonna go for the He-Bus. Yes, he does.
I just think I take her.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go for the He-Bus again.
I've never seen an Okinawa 3rd time.
Send a message.
He wants to keep it. He wants to end this.
Nice, Manish.
Now for once.
I want to again play that new 2-game.
Okay, go to the box. At least I'm not related for it.
I can mix it up down for two, but get a nice punish.
I think if you just send down how to act as to judge his war, try to lay his time.
Where is this taking place? Was it Birmingham?
Yeah, nice blood. Yeah, just the two for it.
Cause again, I'm not thinking about the time there, but it kind of was great going through all the big changes.
It's the fucking knee download, man.
It's the knee download.
Yeah, it has nothing to do with Swedish Hex.
Knee.
This is this is me man for me the ultimate is the ultimate downloader
Richie not it just yet has the right to go has a key available needs to find something yes, okay
We'll have to go into heat
We have to last leave
up. Yeah, unfortunately, there's no
to he makes it safe.
Has rage.
It does have rage available. It's a bit of an uphill battle.
I like a single jab using the block.
Don't ask us to step in. Go to the low again.
Break.
Crucial break.
Oh!
Call up for a punch.
Oh, fuck down.
I really like the use of the frolic.
You probably expected me to go into heat.
So just showing that he's aware of the meter hatchet
I'm gonna be so careful. I know it's no longer jumping as much as he used to because that
frail that cat will be so great. He's gonna punish for that. Yes, he is.
He's gonna be huge damage as well. Not in a position that Aorish wants to be
back against the wall, key available, snakehide available, big damage plus frame, taking
a get on our average.
Nice back on tracking which he survived, he available.
He stepped but gets caught.
What boy, that was going to be a clean step, he spends it, switches himself away from the
wall, goes to the botc low, I'm taking but which is still from behind and this is quite
behind right now.
Yes.
I take care of that.
It's fine.
It's okay, he's not out yet, he's not out.
That was dude, he's playing so well though.
You know, he's playing so well.
How many years, you know?
This is which he's ultimate.
While I appreciate the support, you have to stop saying it.
He's not out.
He's in the losers bracket, man.
Yeah.
Mike Tech was a supporter believer.
He goes down to losers bracket.
First set, drop tour tournament.
No, but Chat, it's me.
It's Ne, it's what he does.
Dude, Ne can lose like the first games and then he just downloads you.
He takes a few rounds to download and then it's just it's so hard. That's I think that's knees like biggest strength
It's his download. It's the knees special. Yeah, exactly
Yo, let me know when it's Richie again
What is this shit, let's go.
Fuck man, it was so fun to watch some Tekken.
Will I get a vacation?
No.
Hopefully not.
Oh his next opponent is the winner of Olsen vs Kanda. Hey, I think it's already, thank you.
Eeeey already!
Store that shit on one of those spears.
That's a lot of chests.
I didn't see the flat finales of World Cup.
I heard it was pretty mad?
What was that soup like, John?
You get a lot of gear at this level.
I don't need it though because I have, I think I have, I mean I have gear from level 4 so.
I
Charge
Your leg is all fucked up man.
Oh a hammer, not but I'll store it.
What the?
I'm trying to top the boat.
YAAAAYYYY!
Oh, the hell am I supposed to- I'm a suit!
And DIE!
Hello! You don't even have a spine anymore!
I feel like I can't get up here, I just moved this.
This is half-servit 2D.
Yeah!
I could say so.
Nice!
Nice.
Oh, you can run and jump here, Jesus.
Oh, okay.
The main objective of the game?
Ah, to become the greatest knight, I believe.
Oh, that was so sick!
Like you build up fame depending on how you do on the levels
Ow rip my ass
Hey you
Back to the next 40s we go 34 guns working. He's every sub thank you scratch likes five years. I have no idea what I'm playing silk song I
I don't know dude, it's Wednesday, thanks 56.
Uh, Toots and Boots, thanks 4.
Agra, thanks 99.
Pakek, thanks 5.
You're in the very series.
Mixed, thanks 74.
Ugh.
Oh
Brother there is no winning this just give up surrender your body to me
Oh
Pediments
My dear boys here in hurry, but I'm a little patient for an older man. I lost my walking stick somewhere around here
But I'm a walking stick, I won't get very far. Be a deer and bring it back to me.
I believe I fell into that shaft over there to the right.
The direct path to the goal is easy, but take your time for adventures along the way.
Okay...
Oh, fuck!
Oh, okay, I need a walking stick.
Alright, there's a shist here.
Now what?
I'm going right side I'll try this all on my amy vibes is it the middle no Cousin City
of Wolves.
Oh, it is very hot line Miami 30th of July.
I know I'm busy with other games during this release so I won't be do you get ranks to
I won't be doing it on release, that I know.
That I know.
There's a stick.
Okay, I gotta bring this up with me?
That without storing it?
How am I- oh my god, that is insane pain.
I'm gonna run out of time for this.
This is ridiculous.
Let me store the stick!
Then jump!
Shots!
Please!
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, there's a gate here.
I need to place the stick.
Wait, I can just open it with the stick.
Please for the love of God, do not fall.
Just put the stick here.
Okay.
DEAD!
No.
Oh my god.
Stay there, stick.
Okay, whew!
Why it's not over?
I guess we gotta go top right.
Come on!
What are you s- Oh, because I'm holding the ground.
Okay that's good.
Yeah! No!
Grabbing this is just never gonna be worth it.
Oh, I don't want to fall into whatever that is over there.
Fucking snake!
No!
Wait this is a rock? I thought it was part of the back. Oh my god.
I got your stick old man
Are you kidding me
Let me through there you go, buddy
my walking stick thank you so much now I remember I left my grail somewhere as
well I beg you once more bring my grail back to me it should be somewhere in the
chamber down the passage to the left if only I knew where okay I guess I'll do
that I've gone this far so a gate opened rip my shins a gate opened over here
There is no way I'm letting you take Kairi's heart.
Oh, okay, careful.
Time.
Where's the gate that opened?
It must be over here, right?
Yeah, it's over here.
Wait, is this gate down a timer?
This?
Okay.
Tawn bad stab.
Shut up Gregorius.
Take my sword.
Oh my god.
Holy shit he's insane.
Oh
Fuck
Oh my god, this man's trying to fucking headshot me.
Please, let me up.
I-I-I'm gonna run out of time, dude! Please!
I won't fuck you up, come on.
400 seconds.
Are you kidding me?
You just don't destroy my armor like that!
Come here!
Fun! This is not worth it!
Hurry up now. I mean, I think we're fine, but I don't know. There shouldn't be much
much to this stage. Where am I going to get the grail?
Oh, yeah!
No!
Wait, it's probably fine.
Just bring it this way now.
I think it just takes me back, right?
Yeah.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I got two hundred for that that is not worth it at all. I feel like I forgotten something else
No, I suppose not. Thank you for help make God reward you
Why am I climbing I keep thinking this is gonna block me, but it doesn't alright. I'm out of here fuck this stage
Our level 4 is already done, so we're on level 5.
Man, yeah, that's sidequests.
We gotta go fix our armor again. We need that level 4 armor.
My neck okay
Alright we're good.
So we've done, yeah we're on level 5.
Did I ever play Asti Libra or Kassadin?
They're like no, never have.
I've been watching your Garfield Carpenter because they helped me sleep but I need new material.
Would it possibly be to play Garfkart all day tomorrow? Nope. Nope. There is a new game out tomorrow. I want to play.
Could be Dank RPG-like.
So level five should be up here.
What game I don't remember the name the forsaken something something I don't know
Oh
Fuck
Fuckin' wine maker, come here, I'm not losing to a regular peasant!
Wait, I am losing to a regular peasant!
I don't mind though, there was like something you could grab in the beginning.
Can you restart the level?
No.
Yes, I could die!
Here, see?
I'm going here.
There's five bonus chests in this ass!
Oh fuck.
Oh, shit!
Ah!
There's five bonus chests in this stage!
I knew!
What is the point of this barrel flamethrower? I'm losing all my fame!
I really want to like slide I want to use this
man also not a get what I want to use it it like fling myself clearly that's
That's what you're supposed to do.
Whatever.
I don't want to lose all the fame.
Let's go.
die maggot
Oh
What the fuck
I got turned into fruit pulp, I did.
Oh
Dude wrong
How are we gonna
I'm fucking invincible with this.
Yeah!
Die pleb!
CBT!
Ah!
I broke my...
groin!
Ah! What the fuck!
Mekiri counter Mekiri counter
I think this armor might now be better than mine because it's stage 5.
What?
Yeah!
My mom, my mom, my mom!
Get squished, maggot!
maggots my domain I'm fucking dead dude I swear the armor the hammers are so
broken how are you still alive anyways
There we go.
Um...
Uhhhhhhh...
Fuck you outta here!
Ugh!
Wait, are you kidding me? I'm not gonna...
I can't.
But this is a death sentence!
Oh my god, I have no health left.
Not the planet.
Die!
Oh my god, I have no health left.
die oh my god no health left
oh I broke my back again give me that yes
Lililililililililill
No, no, no, no
Fuck oh don't kill me
some light stretching no, no
You can climb up here. I'm going up.
I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?
Please, get up.
Brother.
What the fuck?
Interesting technique, I have to say.
I
Can break this mountain
No, no, no
AHHHHH!
Okay, fuck this, I'm out. I don't wanna die.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I don't trust this barrel.
of
Oh
dude my weapons like all glitched out what the fuck my weapon is just all fuck
why is it red it means I called the time hello
fuck you
Dude, my sword is just glitched.
I can't hit anything!
Stop being red, sword!
So, what is going on?
I can't hit anyone!
Okay, with this...
Oh, wow.
Yikes.
Right up the nose.
Okay, now I can.
We're good.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Get off my lawn.
Woo! Okay. Man, if we could get the armor from this stage, that'd be sick.
Hello there, peasants!
Bow to your new king or suffering damnation.
I think he chose suffering.
Oh, I see.
Nice!
Fuck, I'm drunk, we gotta wait a bit.
Nice.
Fuck, I'm drunk, we gotta wait a bit.
If timer's out, I mean you lose, I think.
And it's a lot of fame you lose.
Should get this to play this?
Yeah, yeah, he probably like it.
What?
No one told me it was on a timer!
Oh!
Ah!
It's not being drunk.
Dude, I wanted to go up there, it's probably a chest, I guess.
Dude, I wanted to go up there. It's probably a chest, I guess.
Yeah, if you take the lift up, you get a chest also.
Hey, good to know.
Die, pleb!
get in there get squished
I
Stop
Ultimate CVT.
Am I checked out the cave diver?
Oh no, don't believe so.
I haven't gotten any of the bonus chests, so you gotta take the elevator.
If I die, I'm taking the elevator again.
Because we need to get armor upgrade eventually.
Well I'm not crawling because I'm drunk.
And it disappeared.
Come on! Get up, brother! Come on, brother! There you go.
okay stop is there like any force field here or something that's pushing you
away I almost feel like it is
You can't go here!
Alright, well let's not go there. There's like an invisible field.
I'm going upstairs. And I'm doing the barrel fling.
Watch how the gamer does it
Can I restart kill me
Kill, just kill me.
Man, kill me!
Oh my god, you suck.
Thank you.
His music is driving me insane.
Ah fuck it, whatever.
We'll take the elevator up.
We're okay.
Wait, okay.
This is the one.
I'm gonna beat the stage now.
100%
Why is my sword not working?
I will fuck you up and you will like it
Why is he shield surfing?
I'm done.
Let's go.
Now we're going to take the elevator off because if we do, there's a chest there with better
armor.
Okay, let's go.
Oi, uh, I'm done with Karna, N5K97, thanks for 99 and eh, should I have X71?
Solid, solid, tight.
fuck you
Oh my god, I think I actually pressed F. It's okay though.
We'll switch to it next time.
This sword is doing me well.
Let's go!
That spear is lethal.
Mikiri counter!
Why am I taking damage here?
I'm standing on his spear!
Fuck, games.
Oh, Megadrunch.
Come on, brother!
shield is probably better here okay I take that we get better armor now
Ow
Okay
Please please
please why do you get drunk from healing
ow you fight like a 100 milkmaid you fight like a milkmaid this is far from
over
You're the hammer is so broken. It's so broken.
HOW ARE YOU STANDING, YOU FUCKING-
DIE!
I'm going insane!
What is the point of doing that, man?
I landed right on the elevator and it just instantly killed me.
There's just no point in doing this.
That was godlike.
Maybe you're supposed to land on the rope, I guess, yeah.
Oh my god.
Well, I mean, if you land here, you're safe, though,
if you land on the haystack.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hi, I want to know how he survived that.
She had it off my lawn.
Oh, clean sweep by Olsson, so it's him versus Rishi.
You can't take this music anymore. Yes, you can, and you will. Okay?
I have to listen to it, and so do you.
Have I checked out the game the first time channeled, I've asked you to?
No, I forgot.
I'm drunk, and I'm wasted.
I'm on guard!
and a mega drunk again so I gotta wait
I guess I don't have to fuck it
Big sort we're gonna make a sword now
Die Fabian die
Play of the End!
for my wrath!
get off me barrel
I want to roll!
Let's have an honorable fight.
God, that shield is so cheating.
What the fuck was that?
There's no way.
I can't win this fight.
Why is he not dead yet?
Die!
Ah!
Chop your nuts off!
Sorry.
Oh chop your nuts off
Listen buddy buddy
What the fuck
I have to beat this game. I have to beat this fucking game.
I'll think it's having a break. Okay, I'll do a chat game, I'll get the dog out, chat.
Dude, why is he so lucky, dude?
You already lost 2,000 fame. Yeah, I'll get it back after this fucking stage.
Fuck!
Oh
My back
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm not a bad guy.
I
There we go.
I took forever.
Da-da-da-doodoo-doo.
Let's fucking win!
Can't wait to never hear this stage again.
what oh yeah I got an orange eagle right yes I have to iron needle it's true
I will win.
No music, no nothing, tension.
Another six maybe?
That looks so bad.
doesn't look good right I don't see anything good okay okay no no no no no it's so fucking
over
Shut up
What is salad roll
Fucking and a roti all oh my god eight seven six five four three damn
I'm tilted and mauled.
What did salad roll?
You may win this one, but tomorrow is a new day.
Tomorrow is a new day!
I'm beating the stage right now.
what is this game pain
Brother fix your leg
There's a beauty little shield gonna do against this.
Huh?
Ah
Yeah
I'm invincible!
I'm on a fucking roll right now and then we have this guy get squished nerd fuck
yeah die die die die die how are you alive tell me tell me or see
I will never falter again
No, no
Let's go. No, no. Give me up. Give me up. Give me up there. Come on. I need to be on
top of the wagon. Goddamn naked.
No, no, no.
Alright. Forward!
And my sword is glitched!
Sick!
Okay, all of my weapons are- there we go.
Okay, my sword is glitched!
Stop!
AAH!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, you can jump and grab that there.
Okay, PB's right here.
I'm going to impale you front and back.
I don't even know if that helmet's better, but it is a later stage, so...
Okay, I'm gonna try to get up here.
If we throw this barrel away.
Icon.
Okay, wait, wait, let me cook.
Hey, you.
chest let's go I don't need that wine
That's the butcher?
What the fuck?
Stay away!
I'm very dangerous.
Woohoo!
Nighthood is a vineyard that must be tended and new every single day.
Only those who work on themselves tirelessly will eventually reap glory, but never forget
my dear grandson.
Always show gratitude for the fruits of your labor they have been warned.
Okay, I have four out of five bonus chests.
Probably missed one, I guess, but that's alright.
We've done really well.
We're 55% through.
Oh my.
No, the chest is over there, no, no.
No. No.
Charge!
Damn. Too bad we missed that chest, but it's alright.
Got four though.
Alright.
I could use a better like one-handed
Richie should be next yeah how many levels are there I'm not sure I've done
five levels at least we're on the third floor
I think I can climb up here, but let's check what's over here first.
I think Stage- Oh, okay.
I guess we gotta climb up.
Dude, imagine how strong you are climbing in this armor like this.
Well, when I play all-king of martial games back-to-back, I can promise, never.
Do not let the splendor of your armor entice into Huubri.
Complete the adventure dressed in pilgrims' robes.
Wait, what?
What pilgrims roads fucking grave
You don't belong in this world!
Hey, loser!
You wanna lose?
Die.
Die then!
Fuck you!
Die then! Fuck you!
Oh, the bonus was to complete the stage in this outfit.
Bonus is active. I can do this.
No one can suffer my wrath.
I mean, no one can withstand my wrath.
Everyone can suffer it.
Is it reaching now?
Now now?
Yes, it is.
Oh my.
All right, let's see this.
Versus Olsson?
Fuck.
I'm taking this character home that made layers and I believe that whenever you look for a layer, whenever you want to know information.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I really believe that he is a standout performer with his character and definitely put the character on the map globally for everyone to see.
And he definitely put a name for himself back in 2022 when he won Golden Letters.
You know, something that even he was kind of surprised. I remember speaking about the end of the day.
Oh, also played Lars in Run 1 dragging around too.
and then to come back the next day and to take it was just like wow and ever since then the trajectory of this guy
It's gone from strength to strength. We're talking about strength to strength. He's going up against the two time
WC champ Olsson
No introduction
Oh Dragunov
Who the crowd is supporting so he will be able to bar him enough because Olsson was it was a bit of a masterclass earlier against Kader
We'll see Olsson gonna put on this masterclass so he's rich he's gonna show us why he is the golden boy
way. Nice. Yes. Good start. Oh, no, the
very uncharacteristic. You're going to get a
hundred. Yes. Right. Two, one, two, you're going to
go for he. Nice. Wall. Boo. Big damages.
You get on the scale here. Yeah. I can't think of a more
boring character than Dragon. I like his grappling
But his melt is just regular like neutral is yeah, it's boring
It's not gonna kill
Look at all that gray
Fuck Rager deletes all your gray
What a gimmick could he return when he wins here? Yes. Yeah, he's in the loser's bracket, but Richie still has a chance here
for the fuck for a little bit of a job using that back 3 plus 4 time to catch something
every time the weak player running to the government I guess about 40 is there for his troubles
yeah the truck stop moving I believe
also now we're defining it's much more than accounting it also just again he plays so big
nice the loss holy shit come on rich he 100 plus damage here sidewall
I like that he didn't overcome it on the wall as well he didn't want to put that you drop the
the combo but also positioning again nice confirmed winner has to play me okay
I was doing june player on us is aware
I put one really really pumped but keep getting in more one positioning guess one
and three I have to guess one and one okay one and three on the ground tackle
see what we're gonna do Olsen is a beast big beast
I can everything's landing man it's over it's not over it's not over but you know
it's it's there which being calling size them out because we'll go on folkside look
at this a relentless pressure from all son
Oh my god
You cannot test his gas reactions so good
Hey Jack!
He's got so much health to work with
He's got so much room for air but won't be needing any of the air
Perfect round
I mean the up close like running two smalls on his insane
Ford Ford 2, Ford Ford 2
It's just the time that he has and it's
You have a plane blank like that and no okay
And it's a bit of a jittering in your face as well, there's like so much time the way he finds the time and it's remarkable
I like how he's trying to lock you down with a wasabi free also go for that apple free plus one
Wake up making sure that Richie's not able to get away and right now just incomplete control
If you can get a higher boost right now
Oh look at the damage!
107!
Nice!
Okay, get a lot of health back there
Oh, just like that big challenge
Look at this combo nice. He's gonna get the other one. He does get the one. What a conversion of nice patients if a male rich
He's staying grounded
It's possible to need it again. Thanks for life more wall pressure down to good challenge
Okay, you like that challenge
Okay
I'm always in there everything. I'm gonna offer them free. We're just not ready.
Down to down to no mid mid mid
I don't understand this game never played it. Can you not hit while getting hit if you do a power crush you can yeah
But then you can get grabbed out of a power crush instead
There's not really any poise if that's what you're asking
Man Olsen, dude. God. Oh wow, what a calendar.
He's probably got some key action or something, but he must mask as a full class sweep.
Still got a meter, okay.
Two plus three. I mean, Olsen, reactions go hand in hand.
And there's like a 21, I-22 low, but Olsen able to react every time.
Honestly, he was, I'm sure, Olsen would react because he has statue kick yesterday.
Yeah, who put all sudden the losers anyways
And guessing low high, okay
again rich needs something here
Why can't dragon up punished with every move and safely pressure and free mix up
I don't know how many times it's so warping so close
Just knows it's a little bit
more and more things into the man. It's like things that you don't really see in mutual most of the time against other people. So how does Richie answer this?
I mean, obviously he's still going to Leo and Dragunov. LoHai won 2-0 in winners top 24 versus also.
He knows how to counter composing.
Hello, watching Tekken again. I'm watching Richie's games here.
What are my answers? What has he been blocking? Why has he been stepping?
I'm going to come at this guy is a master with layoffs. I'm sure he's in the tribe and developer also but talk about
Why box around the pad so you can't look at the input?
Say he goes for a grab for example you have to break a grab with either like square triangle or both at the same time
Then the opponent could look down and see what input is doing. It's like oh, I got a press triangle
I mean wall here big damage. Yes sir. Yes. Oh got raging meter though. Oh no.
No. Exploding. Exploding will not keep him out of the
wall. They're threatening the full-cash media from
Sir Parry. Don't full-cash flow. Master it with that little
star step and one jump right into bad places with the ball.
It might have been a wall run attempt to put tension, but not quite
finding it. Yeah, that is a real kind of angle round.
It's a little bit curved. I know such a promising run from
But also stealing it away
Hey, LR, this is Richie's out to camp again
I'm serious at the time, please stop supporting or watching me
At this rate, I'm going to have to investigate you for supernatural much-interference
Believe or despair, LR, you're Chris of Soyspeed
I like to verify it like verifying it.
It's trying to check if you're going over it.
Nice whole pick though.
Got meter.
I see available to kind of extend the cup up and no, it's going to be a lot.
Oh, it's low.
Oh, yeah, that's guaranteed in it.
That's when they help in that situation.
Yes.
Okay, Richie on the board though.
All right.
Richie one down on the board.
Every journey starts with a single step, but you know, that's a bad step.
Just a side step.
Stop for two.
He's my story
There's no way no way
Calm the fuck down
I'm great
for all time especially that he available again.
I do like the challenge you know,
two is rock bottom, okay get a get a combo
full combo, and then you can't explore the wall though.
Stab for it.
Big jump.
Fast forward four, cancels, and going to full cut,
threatening that nice punish from all side.
Yeah, ooh went for a single hit,
tried to get a counter hit with a single hit,
and down about four.
Want to make something happen.
Nice down jab.
Down four, one, one and two, press a bad,
this is for AO Richie to be in, and just a down four floor.
This is last chance to lose for AO Richie.
He needs to win this round or it's over
I
Richie did so fucking well
Dark souls rolled to death
I really appreciate your support for the team, keep it for good work, and I hope you get a great point because I can look at his path, Aya Richie's path.
I believe he had CSC, he had King J, he had Akari, he had Kokoma.
Damn, Richie did something. Hello?
His path in this tournament was quite crazy, man. Quite crazy, man.
Damn, that was good.
Richard did so fucking well man and now it's time for me to do well and beat this game
There's like a different type of line, but it's not
Oh my god golden knight.
No, no, my bonus.
I don't care about the bonuses, win.
Fuck the bonus.
What?
My spear, my sword is just better than your weapon uncle.
There's nothing you can do.
Sit down.
Chuck says stop hacking Ritchie but have you considered that she is turning into LRStream
thinking hey I hope he gets this run away.
True.
I'm sure it's good, but don't fix what ain't broken.
I'm doing really well with the giant sword.
I
Where's that wind blast over there oh
Oh, no.
We are good.
We are tight.
You will lose if you put up a fight!
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, the zoning!
I
Oh
It's by the moon!
Does that feel like a mega armor up here, I think?
What up, bun towels?
Why is my arms so scuffed?
Stop reaching, dude! I'm not even holding the button!
There we go. Nope, stop. Reach here! Here! Here! Good. Alright, next. And next.
Not even a Y. What the fuck? Ah! What is this gimmick?
I
Here I come
Die plebeian
Or don't die please stop living
Who is this guy? Ah, what the fuck?
Fuck I'm drunk mercy
The fact that yeah, there we go
Good
Those guys are just hammer throwers, but they're really annoying.
Damn, this is legendary. We're in Anor Londo, dude.
Cathedral equals Anor Londo.
here comes the gimmick on the work
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
God damn it I'm drunk I can't move
Oh my God.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
You can do this.
This is definitely possible.
I'm waiting for my drunkenness to go away.
up that helmet. The dentist is here. Ah, it should be a lot easier now.
God!
Hello!
Go away!
God!
on dude that was that was that was like act that was actually giving death like
actually just giving death
shit. Whatever, we can save more time now and get more fame. We know all the gimmicks.
to be the first to beat this on stream
Ooh.
I quit that shit.
Time limit? Yeah, but the time limit is big, though.
I am stronger. I'm faster. I'm smarter than you. Give up. Surrender yourself to me.
Just give up. You're only making your torment longer. Thank you. I'm live tomorrow, yep.
The new RPG I don't want to try, has potential to be Dank RPG.
so quick
Fuck you and your sculpture.
Die then! My sword is through your every intestine! Thank you!
Damn it.
Come on.
It let's not.
Let's chill.
Let's not let's chill we chill
I
Huge gimmicks
Here we go!
Alright, nice.
What? How are you alive? How?
What? How are you alive? How? I'm standing on top of...
There is a timer, yeah, but it's very long, so it should be fine.
All right, we're going quickly.
I wonder, like, where I died, I should just let go, right?
But the problem is, I'm just gonna get flung into oblivion, and then hope I don't die from that.
I'm going for the face!
But he's so lucky.
Incredibly lucky he is.
Come on, up, up more.
Are you stuck?
I see blood.
He's not dead.
I haven't got points yet.
There we go.
Okay, the gimmick.
Trump full health.
Here's the gimmick. Alright.
Fuck!
Fuuuuck!
Oh yeah, the ropes! That would be a lot quicker.
Well, yeah.
All right.
Well, yeah, all right, I won't fall Oh boy, this looks great.
I'm gonna zeeeep!
Death.
K?
Is there anything over here?
No.
Alright.
We're all good.
There's no, like, percentage counter that I can see.
But we should be pretty far through, right?
Can you climb this?
For no reason at all I guess now
Whoa new music
Yo, what up?
My dear boy, come closer and listen to me, famous and dangerous companion, when it is
not accompanied by humility.
The virtue of humility is the foundation upon which the highest cathedral is built.
Remember that every victory rests upon the shoulders of many.
The smith who forged your sword, the horse that carried you, and the fortune that favored
you.
A knight, who forgets this soon, stands alone and falls far.
That can't be a better helmet, my face is open now.
I'll still use it.
Yeah, Lioness on nature.
You can climb to the right for some reason.
Ow. Okay, just...
Right in the plums, yeah.
Yeah, I finished on a blade, yeah, I did.
Damn it's epic!
I got your number brother.
There is no victory.
I'm best in for this.
It's my turn on the throne, and no one else's.
What the fuck?
Devil just said something but it glitched out.
Oh, what the fuck?
Even a devil cannot withstand me
What the fuck is that? Oh my god, what?
Okay, there's some fucking gimmicks here.
die devil caution don't come too close to me or the local wine maker will see a drop
in their sails I don't care no matter how this ends the world will remember me remember
you most people remember a night most famous for his debauchery I just
realized the value of a vintage is not measured by how much it is tasted say
goodbye devil Jesus help the soul of
your night is roasting in purgatory play another 300 hours of written rowing to
redeem it
Jesus
what was virtues mastered oh that was a side quest I guess
fuck yeah I did this game has multiplayer by the way my rank is 18 on the in the world
How does multiplayer work? Wait, I can't click anything. Am I dead? Oh, I think the credits
are supposed to play here but I can't click anything
oh Jabba you're one of the developers I was really rooting for it really
well done first on stream thank you Jabber thank you really well done you
too this game was hilarious it's Devon yeah do the way I impaled Satan in the
end goddamn oh there are three endings you can go to heaven hell or purgatory
oh shit does that depend on where you fly with the angels in the end or how
does that work
Oh there you have no clue it's in the achievements though really come to paradise come to hell
yeah yeah I've played mold rice huh hell's curve yeah yeah our throes I've played the
the feet of it, yeah. So easy, easy win. I've heard of Wolf Mate, yep. Can we get Unclean
water now wait that was the gooner like right get like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean
yeah I mean at the end of the day yeah oh yeah tears of metal is anyone been playing
this got really good reviews oh yeah I mean yeah we do have that fog horn game
if you want to play that I guess man dive or die was so nice I need to leave
more reviews
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, another boss rush game.
I mean, for now, I'm all right.
I'll play two of them back to back.
It's got a very good review of this.
I've never played Snow the Princess. You should really try Unhinged the Netflix game. Don't
you have to play that on Netflix?
for Tommy Lee have already yesterday I have no idea what's playing music not a
clue I promise that yesterday they check their game yeah I don't remember what
What it was called, we who die or something.
Bentham floor.
I'm gonna browse a bit. I'm gonna browse a little bit.
Let's do some brow...
Oh, we keep walking into the game 3, dude.
Oh, yeah, we who are about to die.
Wait.
Was that...
Was that the dev?
Dude, does anyone remember the dev that came in and gave me bits and said to check out their game?
It was not we who were about to die, right? There's no way.
No, it was not. No.
Your song donate, Mel? Where did you link that?
Oh, yeah, see you.
Oh, yeah, I haven't played bite nights. I actually own that game, but I haven't played it yet
It's got very good reviews, too
Yeah, it was this one of the dead we knew open world survival
Let's see what this looks like
of
I feel like I recognise the name.
hey you demon dust demon dusterino hey you oh yeah it's this one this one seems
a bit weird it's a dungeon crawler
I've played Call of Cthulhu Dark Corns of the Earth.
Did you end up watching the Odyssey?
No, I haven't had time.
I've been live every day.
I might watch Backrooms tonight.
Uhhh...
Alrighty then.
You want to see D's nuts.
Let's watch Wood's meme.
Is this clockwise?
This game?
Yeah, I need stuff to run. Yeah, that's why the reviews.
I mean, we do have this game, you know. It's mostly positive.
I mean, I feel like I need to play foghorn just because of the sound in this game.
Incidents
Just because of the sound incidents, you know, which right versions this
This as as out
Place lay the princess it's not that long
Um, yeah, I have never played slay this princess. Princess. Princess. Play the game. I just scrolled.
Oh, nah. Did this finish me now? All over? Check formal runners? I've checked it. Yeah,
I haven't played it, but I know it.
Dude, don't sleep with the fishes and overwhelm when they pass it in.
Coca Cola Cola Cola Cola
No, it's not alright knowing that is great though
scary stories grotesque. No seven reviews. What is this?
is this just like a visual novel or
yeah it's a visual novel yeah
is it slow perino what is it oh yeah AI
Yeah I generate images here.
Oh yeah, I have never played a filled monster, oh my god my oh my tabs are up.
I've never played this.
Overwhelmingly positive reviews.
Yeah, I'd probably like Froggymonster is true.
It is true.
Gamble hard exits.
Is this a horror game?
It is.
ATT!
I
A road light slaw machine nightmare.
I'll recommend the Shutter Story demo, it's very cool, Netflix game is cool, it's played
using your phone as well but it's short and very very gory but if it's played
using my phone then I can't stream it
but I can't stream it
I we could play bite night actually I I do own that game bite night die or die
this actually has very good reviews finally get around to my first place
with Lisa holy masterpiece games amazing it is yeah let's try some bite night
dude it legit has good reviews
I don't but dad but dad out by nine die nor die
I
Ended up beating Valhalla. No, I flushed it you summer of 58. I think I've played this
Hey, yeah, I played summer 58 I did
All right, let's try this shit. Let's try this one
The alley oh that game came out two days ago. It's got good reviews. Yeah
It's got 67 reviews
This game is not fuck ass this game is good reviews dude trust
You have to trust.
Why is the game so low volume though?
out
But by evil dinner generation send it to you would you play it no no no I don't
Choose my games like if someone sent it to me
It doesn't make me play it like it's I appreciate it, but you really don't have to oh
Yeah shorter story that did look interesting I might try that demo
I appreciate it, Rorja. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I would only be playing hentai games. It's true
True true
Anyways, I'm gonna try this one play
Let's go Brett.
Hey Devon, make 76, go fish a 93, time to count me 112.
It's all poor fear.
See, it's like proper intro-inship, man.
This is peak.
Give a text.
You
Hey, what are you doing?
You're supposed to be working, not just standing around.
Sorry, there's just a bat that flew into the diner and I was just trying to...
Hmm, what bat?
Err, must have flown off.
Hey, if you don't smarten up, you're going to end up like the last guy. I'm sorry. I was just
He he I'm just giving you a hard time
Welcome to the Luke in diner
Home of the Luke in good burger Luke in hungry look no further
I'm glad you and your weird friend could join our happy family
We're just about to open for the night rush. So let's cover some of the basics
You're gonna be working front of house which means taking orders making drinks and serving food
It's just it's every horror game nowadays his job simulator, man
Let's do a little trial run before any customers show up come over to me and take my order now guide you from there
Yeah
Alright, now this is important, you gotta say one of our catchphrases before taking
the order.
That way customers will feel welcome.
Let me run through a few.
You're looking hungry, golly geese, try something with cheese.
Feeling hungry?
Well you came looking at the right place.
Looking lonely, looking no further, looking fries, the cool guys that are freshly fried.
dog looking for homes yeah hot dogs looking for tummies you got to use one
of these catchphrases when greeting a customer I've wrote them a self and I've
write your checks so give it a try
okay this game is not now mitters good reviews and a jazz on bike night dying
or die. Listen, don't judge the game too early, right? Oh, see what I'm talking about? Don't feel
awkward about it. Most of the customers are regular and love hearing the greetings, so mix it up a bit.
Go team! I'll take a glass of water and some french fries. When you take an order, if your hands
are free, the notes should appear in them. Otherwise, they'll appear on the counter beside
a cash register. That's the luke in magic. Now take the order sheet and place it on the counter
that connects to the kitchen there should be a glowing orb that indicates
where to place it
whoa once placed the kitchen will start cooking and we'll stop making the drink
yippee
excellent I knew I hired a smart one now go over to the stacks of cups most
Those things are labeled out here, but I'll give you a quick rundown.
White cups are for pop, pink cups are for water, blue is for milk, and you can believe
this, the coffee mugs are for coffee.
Go ahead and grab a pink cup and fill it up in the sink.
Then place it on the counter in front of me.
Good luck.
Don't drown.
What the fuck?
Amazing.
What the fuck
Amazing
Great job now the food should be by the window where you place the ticket
But grab it and place it here
My oh we my oh my we might have a future employee of the month right here if you can keep this high standard quality
Well as the gifts to work in the front if you ever get lost
I've wrote some messages on the whiteboard to help guide you
The only other thing I should know it is sometimes to get takeout orders and phone orders
But we'll play the new happy humble burger farm wait, which one there's a new one
Oh
Yeah, this is the co-op one. Yeah, I wanted to play this with the leads I
Told him about it the only thing is there's no some
The only main difference is people want to take out will come directly up to the counter and phone orders come through the phone
But the pickup will still be at the front counter beside catch register
The rest is the same get the order ticket place it make the drinks serve the food and don't get shot
Easy as that
That should be a phone order it's close enough to openings and take the order and I'll hang out and make sure everything goes well
Good luck. Thanks
Hello?
Uh...
Looking for homes?
Your hot dog's looking for tummies.
What the hell did you just say to me?
Sorry about that.
I'm gonna take your order.
When I get a sowadal, one looking good burger and fries for pickup.
Sure, can. We'll start cooking it right away, brother.
Sounds great, the delivery guy should already be on the way to pick it up.
Uh...
What did he want soda?
There you go brother.
It's me, Mike Edina delivery queen.
King.
You look a little confused buddy with your job.
Kind of like you need someone to explain things to you a bit
Yeah, it's my first day so I'm still figuring things out lots to manage with the order taking and drink some food
Yeah, I'm sure some sucker will help you I'm here just for the food so I'll be taking it now
Try not to stare too hard as I leave who does that guy think he is
don't mind him he's always a little rude picking up orders good job looks like
another customer is coming wait for them sit and take their order
Man this is easy peasy dude.
You're looking hungy, golly gees try something with cheese. Oh well isn't that
marvelous. Ha ha, so what we have? Can I get a single patty burger fries and a
pop please absolutely no garlic though no worries none of it comes with
garlic oh god I could I ate that stuff practically allergic to it or I'll drop
your order off and bring the drink right away I legit already forgot what she
wanted to drink coffee probably coffee
soda pop soda pop same shit mom
hmm whoa good job with it with it with
the talking those orders doesn't get
any smoother than that I'm going to go
help out in the kitchen you need to
thing just stream also what's up with this oh my gosh hey you huge baguette
something's 38 thank you hey you and three seven thirty one
Um
Luke in lonely look no further Luke in fries the cool guys that are for no
Of course, I'm hungry. Well, that's what I come to restaurant. Oh, sorry. What would you like?
I'll take the usual
The usual yeah my usual. What are you new or some? Oh, yeah, today's my first day. Oh
I thought you looked weird. What happens to the normal waiter
I've got no idea. What's your usual?
Can I get a hot dog with everything and a coffee? All right, come right up. Sorry for the confuse
Cuff that god love coffee sound
There's a- there ain't no flushing this. This game is probably 20 minutes long, alright?
You good?
Do you need anything else?
Welcome coffee I want coffee right now any food no just coffee alright chill brother chill
Chill.
Hey!
Uh, excuse me, can you come over here so I can talk to you?
Sure thing.
Si?
Hey, come close so only we can hear each other.
Be careful with that one there.
She has a nasty habit of taking things that aren't hers.
Especially that nice tip jar. We don't have a tip jar. It's a pickle jar
That's smart. It would be empty anyways
I was a thought be vampires. Jeez, thanks heads up
Are you guys hiring magicians
There's Twin Peaks vibes here.
I can do kids parties, get together, and some funerals.
Um, I don't think so.
We have a party room, but it's been closed for a while, I think.
Oh, okay.
I can take your order, though.
No, not even my magic can protect me from your rancid food.
Sounds to me like your magic is not very good, though.
What?
You're gonna regret not hiring me.
I hope evil falls upon this place.
It does not look like me.
He's shorter, he's more bald.
Cause I'm not bald at all.
Uh, is Luke and Diana gonna take your order?
It's interesting that with a pocket of change, I can control several people's lives even for just a brief moment.
Hello.
Uh, Levin Tanner, life coaching extraordinaire, nice to meet ya.
Nice to meet you too, Levin, Levin Tanner. Would you like to order some?
What makes you happy in life?
Um...
friends and family no gamba hopefully they feel the same way towards you anyways
I'll take one of your finest hot dogs and everything on it own cheap out
anything to drink water okay don't kill bear about your drink remember if a
squirrel is right twice a day then enough doesn't feel the need to fall far from
the tree. Words to live by.
Normally people have to pay for my advice but you seem to need it so you can
have that one for free. Just keep me in mind if you meet somebody more
financially better off than yourself. Yeah I'll keep that in mind. She wanted
Walter Walter
Sure is scary this game
Fire! Fire!
Are you using that extinguisher?
Thank you.
Wow.
I
Chat I actually think it's on purpose
Luke and I take your order you can take a shower damn sure
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot would you like to order anything? Hmm. Maybe I would what's it to you?
I'm the waiter so kind of my whole thing I do you you're not one of those freaks
I've been hearing running around town lately are you I don't know what you're
talking about but I'm about to leave to go help somebody else so what are not
for going to bossy huh I'll take a double-decker fries and a coffee don't
mess it up punk so much just in that food why'd you say nothing I'll be right
back with your stuff punk what no no I think it's on purpose it's kind this
game is like it's gonna do something weird trust chat trust it is like
actually oh oh that looks amazing hey hey this is crap why'd you mess this up
so badly what's wrong with it there's ketchup on my burger I specifically asked
for no ketchup you never asked for hey what's going on here oh my god you they
messed up my order no I swear they ordered going to the kitchen for now and
see if they needed to help I'll be right behind you I'll come back here there in
of a little bit and we can talk then.
I
I'll be right back.
Good to see you.
How's work in the kitchen so far?
Bleurgh
How's it good to hear?
Oh!
Glad to see the two friends talking!
Let me introduce you to your other two co-workers.
A young man in the chair is Tin-Methy.
Tin-Boy-Oh!
Hehehehehe
He's a little young to be working here, but he loves wrapping things with...
Tin-Boy-Oh!
Pinfoil
That's right tinfoil it's actually a luminable foil, but I don't have the heart to help him loser
Anyways, his dad's not around much so he helps out here wrapping to go orders
He only says tinfoil so he does not much so he's not much to talk to you. Oh
I got a friend like that
The door is opening and closing because I have to press E to advance the dialogue and because she's standing
with the door
It's opening and closing it
You can actually understand him
You say that he says that
He we need more garlic and milk in the kitchen
good to know I'll get you guys to get that in a little bit anyways the
gentleman in the purple shirt is a co-worker bobbertson and he helps out
in the kitchen most of the greetings nice to meet all of you
hey you can you vamp go grab the garbage out back of the break room and put in
the dumpster? Then come back here and talk to me when you're done. Let's go, vamp!
and
Looking for the garbaggio.
No no no, something weird is going to happen.
You can see it.
No, this game is gonna do some fuckery.
Chat, I can- I played my-
I played my fair share of horror games, man.
You'll see. Where the hell's the break room?
Do you mean this?
Oh, choo.
You mean all these?
What?
Hi, um, no.
Oh, we can go outside.
Vamp is following me. He's helping me with a garb, but I just... okay, no.
I'm telling you there's something weird going on the game is weird like it's
gonna do something weird. Oh here's the break room. I can't enter it back. Can you help?
As the party room? Where the hell's the break room? I'm stuck in a kids game. I can't find
the break room. I mean there's no garbage in here.
Is this garbage? This must be the break room, right? I guess. But there's no garbage here.
Oh is it? Is that garbage? So this is the break room. This looks like the storage, scuff-a-dee.
Alright whatever, fuck it. Uh, where'd I have to put this? Just here I guess.
Never knew doing the garbage would be the hardest part of the game.
Oh, nice!
Okay, here it is.
It was an easy game, man.
Oh, yeah, there was a bug, but I think I got it, though.
I don't think this is the garbage.
I really don't.
It should look like garbage bags, but I call it like and it's supposed to be in the break room or maybe these
The garbage is the entire game, okay these work I
Was outside of break room
room. Can I do both?
Bambis isn't even doing anything!
Doo doo doo.
Lebleble.
Leble.
Hey!
You there, stop!
I need to talk to you
Okay
Have you guys seen any vampires around lately?
Uh
Why
You haven't heard there's been a bunch of slayings in town lately
see that there's a vampire among us yeah yes I'm sick has been draining the
blood from people's necks and that's why I seen Claire bizarre and my trusty
camera operator are on the hunt we're looking to capture evidence of the vampire
infection and wipe out the threat yeah yeah kill them hey do you guys have any
steaks in the restaurant for killing vampires? No, no steaks, only hamburgers and hot dogs.
Vam's wondering how do you know it's a vampire killing people? Oh yeah, Max, by the way,
thanks 16 and Moomoo, thanks 15, Dresem, thanks there for the 31, huge baguettes on thanks 38,
Martin August, thanks 28. Okay, because the Vixens have been finding a pool of blood
with two punctures in their neck
I hate them so much
the dire of A.O.P.E.R. well, Maddox the 112
I gained quite the sixth sense of being able to tell when a vampire's around
impressive, right?
that's why I can trust you guys
I know you're not tainted with a curse
meh?
if you see anything, let us know
we'll be snooping around
meh?
you too, we gotta get back to work, you know
know. Sounds good to remember, kill all vampires. Blah blah blah. No no chat, something weird
is going down, like we know it. You finished taking out the garbage? Yeah, it took a while.
Yeah, there were also two weirdos looking for vampires outside.
Hmm.
That St. Clair guy, he was around last month.
He said he sensed an egg monster in the walls.
Amazing!
Turned out to be a gas leak, so I guess I should be thankful.
Anyways, the kitchen needs a new bag of garlic.
Nooo!
Ah, geez.
Strange man.
Anyways, after you grab the garlic, can you grab a jug of milk from the freezer?
Talk to me when you're done. Alright, I know what the freezer is. There's a jug of milk or not
Guess I gotta do garlic first
Got a leek go
Got him
Blah blah blah
You know this freezer isn't even plugged in
What are you talking about?
Freezer, it's not powered by electricity.
What's it powered by then?
More specifically, ghosts.
You know how when a ghost is in the room it lowers the temperature?
Well, somebody figured out if you trapped enough ghosts in a small room that it would
You lower the temperature past freezing.
Mehehehehe.
It's how the power bill can be so low.
You're joking right?
Freak.
Yippee.
Thanks for doing that.
While you were gone, one of the customers was complaining that both the washrooms are
a mess now.
Can you grab the mop from the storage room and go clean them up?
After you place the mop back come back here and I'll get your take over out front again. All right, we'll do
No, there's definitely like something strange like na chat trust the radar
I'm like, oh there. I have to press E.
Oh no! I think I had food poisoning. I feel bad for the sucker who's gonna clean that mess up.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Alright, we'll place it back, fuck it.
Tinfoil.
He didn't flush.
And neither will I.
Good job, Safari. Can you go find a more van print off too?
Sure thing.
Well, we ran out the front door.
Yeah, no, it's very strange. It's very strange.
I'm waiting for the twist.
VAMP!
Catch the rat?
Yeah, the boss wants you back in the kitchen helping out but first there's a
a ride in the storage room. I need your help catching it.
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Vamp?
Hey, you!
Blu!
What the hell was that?
You never told me you could do that!
Oh, you can only do that once per moon cycle, so you just save it for emergencies?
Well, that makes sense.
Well, Ballslight says you gotta get back to work.
You say you need a moment after transforming?
Okay, should be fine. I'm gonna go talk to the manager again. Thanks for the help
Why am I not reading the play he's saying the Blair
amazing
Hey, thanks for the help now get back out front
Yeah, I'll take hundred burgers, please a hundred burgers. Are you sure? Yep, and one pop
I also need them as soon as possible. Okay, might take a bit, but we'll start working on it right away
I'll bring it to the kitchen. We got a giant order for a hundred burgers. No
No, I'm not gonna do that. I
Already took the order so we gotta
Um... Tinfoil?
HEY!
Shut up Tinmothy! You don't even cook!
Tinfoil, tinfoil, tinfoil!
Whatever.
Well can you at least go get Bamp, he was in the storage room last time I saw him?
Will, d?
Brrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrr...
Brrrrfrrrrrrrrrrr...
Rrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Bam, we got a massive order!
Yeah, we need all hands on deck.
Yeah, follow me.
All right fellas a hundred single burgers wrapped up to go best of luck
It is a prank
Unfortunately, no, I'll try I'll go try to delay the liver driver as much as possible. I don't get paid enough for this
What did he say that
You said that TinMethy said that Bobbert would rather be hiding in the break room watching
videos of girls cleaning each other like cats on his phone?
Hey!
Shut up TinMethy!
You don't know what you're talking about.
Guys, focus!
We can do this together!
BLEEEE!
Pit foil!
You're just gonna make a drink and talk we gotta do all the work. Yep
Hey, we just got the big order not long ago so might take a bit
You better hurry if I don't get tipped for this order because I'm late. It's gonna be hell to pay
Wait, you're gonna get tipped for this order
Yeah, big juicy 20% if it all goes well.
That's crap!
We should get a cut of that, too!
Man, no way, sucker!
Now, give me the beverage that comes with a meal.
MikeyD needs something to sip on while he waits.
Oh, shit, Jesus Christ.
Wow, that was a lot faster than I expected.
Yeah, well, it was slower than what I expected.
You expect me to carry all that?
You're the delivery driver.
You gotta earn your tip somehow.
Yeah, well don't get smart with me
Who the hell even eats as much
Must be for big gamer is probably sitting at their computer right now
I might get a fucking burger after stream man who knows man. All right and watch some
Backrooms
Probably with a stupid look on their face too. I wonder if they're bulking
Yo
Leave now, I'm working you leave now the walls are closing in your life is in danger
Yeah, yeah, that's what people keep saying are you gonna work?
You've been warned
The tour guide is hungry.
The tour guide needs to eat.
What does the tour guide want?
A pop?
A single burger with fries.
Alright.
Rigatel 68 Scarfix 13. Okay, I gotta take some mortars here.
Bones, where are your bones? No bones in our food, well maybe the hot dogs, but we won't
feel them. Hey! You're not hiding a skeleton under the skin, are you? No, sir. Good, as
Good as gravy or keepers are always on the lookout for bones
Well, are you looking for something tasty? Let's go. Yeah, I'll take a burger with milk
Come right up. Wait, we have milk, right?
Milky max. Oh, here's milk
Milk. Questionable milk.
DDD. Give the customer their food. I find these games mostly through chat recommendation,
but I also browse Steam Hortab a lot. Yes.
It's good!
The burger?
Or the burger?
Oh yeah!
The milk!
I dipped the burger in the milk enhancing the flavor.
Oh my god!
It's good!
Real good!
You need to try it sometime.
I'll have to take your word for it.
Have I got any other customer?
No, you're good.
You're good.
You're gonna drop that boogie
Loser
Well, isn't it more to meeps the loser that grew up to be loser tour guide
Shut up, bro. I've been trading in martial arts and I'm no problem putting you in your place
What did you say punk?
Time to teach you a lesson
Bring it on
Hey stop fighting idiots gosh every time I turn my back is starting trouble Brad
you're lucky I don't tell your mom I'm sorry I'm as good man please don't tell
my mom anyways I'll take over out here can you look for your co-workers
Oh, I can't seem to find any of them. Hopefully they didn't run away after that big order
Where did it went smoothly though? Good job
And it was check the freezer first in the break room maybe outside if they haven't deserted then they should be in one of those spots
What is the gold deed?
I
Seems like I'm sensing death. Oh, yeah, I can feel it make sure you record everything
What are you guys doing in the freezer?
Investigating and hunting vampires. We detected death nearby, so we followed it in here
You sure you're not sensing all the hamburger meats?
No.
No, it's something else.
Maybe it was the ghost part in the freezer.
Ghosts?
Nothing.
Just some nonsense my coworker was saying.
Hey, have you seen any of them?
Sorry.
No, sorry, but we'll keep hunting for the truth.
It looks like the actor that plays the Hulk.
Yeah, a bit.
Cool.
Oh my god, he's dead!
I gotta find Vamp.
The face you trust brings the end with denial.
The trap has already sprung, now the panic sets in.
Friend becomes foe, fear becomes fuel.
My charm will ensnare you, one by one like petals.
I'll steal the warmth from your neck.
Your death lives on as a tool of evil.
You run faster if you stray from in this game.
Vamp, our co-worker's dead!
Yeah, come follow me!
I did finish Ruben and I yeah true ending
Yep, he's there
I wonder what ha you are now Bobber's I'm playing Bobber's
Can you go find TinMethy?
No thanks.
No, I hate that guy. He's always revealing my secrets.
Well, do it anyways. I think he's hiding out of the break room.
I missed the old boss. He was much nicer.
Yeah, well, I'm the new boss. Do as I say.
Whatever.
Fine, whatever.
Told you, this game's peak chat.
chat tin with the tin with the
Oh
No.
You're now the player.
Have I played cruelty squad? No, I haven't. I know about it but never played it.
The aesthetic always put me off. It was vamp all along dude. It was.
He's dead. Bobbert's dead! Oh no! What are you talking about?
Bobbert I found him dead in the employee room. I think somebody killed him.
There must be a mistake. Let's go! Let's go take a look. Am I a winner now?
Uh, no.
Sees dead!
Oh my God!
Oh poor Bobber!
We could've done such a thing.
It seems like there's a murderer amongst us.
Hmmmm, let's just keep this amongst ourselves for now.
Can you go grab some garbage bags in the storage room, wrap him up and place him in
the freezer wouldn't that be tampering with a crime scene hey hey buddy here at
Luke and diner we keep a clean house dead bodies are not clean besides I don't
want the customers panicking they'll leave bad reviews once we know everyone's
safe we'll phone the cops and have them sort everything out I can't wrap them up
Oh, and if you see tinmathy send it my way please
Fucking tinmathy. Oh these are bags. Yep
Oh
Timothy, how'd you get stuck in the locker?
Kidboyo!
You said a man in a black suit stuck you in there?
Kidboyo!
Did you see who killed Bobbert?
Kidboyo!
Oh sorry, I thought you knew!
Anyways, Boss wants you to see them.
Kidboyo!
What the hell was that?
Sounds like a kid from the dining room.
I'm gonna go check it out.
You stay here.
oh my gosh oh my god so much fog what are you talking about a bunch of fog
suddenly appeared and it's super thick too thick to even pass through we're all
trapped here it's like the mist man let me go take a look
I told you she was a thief.
Who is?
A cricket girl.
I started to take off with a pickle jar.
She ran out the front.
Go get her.
Oh my god.
Since we're in the belly of a ghost.
It's like we're in the belly of a ghost.
Make sure you film all this.
Hands off the pickles lady!
Damn you, I could have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for this damn fog.
You could have just asked for more pickles, they're complimentary.
Uh huh.
Yeah well, pickles taste better after the rush of good heist.
Well give him back!
Oh jeez.
Okay.
Uh.
Oh my God.
Help me.
I'm stuck in the fog.
Something's got me by the legs.
It's pulling on me.
Don't let it take me.
Hold on.
We'll get.
Ted Boyle, Ted Boyle, Ted Boyle.
Oh, hey Timothy, Ted Boyle.
What was that little Timothy? There's a man trapped in a washroom?
Kid foil!
Okay, I'll go see if I can help.
This game's tight. I told you, chat.
Got it. Why is he tilted?
Washrooms?
You mean doilets?
Hello sir?
Are you feeling okay?
Wait what?
Probably not huh?
I should go tell vamp and the owner about this.
Oh I spoke through the-
Oh.
Vamp! Boss! There's another dead guy in some inscapable fog that's around the restaurant!
Oh, well that's concerning.
I need you and Vamp to go deal with the new body. I'll make sure the other customers are
fine and try to figure out what's going on with the weather.
Oh, whoops, wrong body.
If I ever go back in time, I wouldn't tell my younger self that I'm sitting here watching
this right now.
I'd just tell him to block Twitch and never look back.
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
You love this, share riot.
Let's go.
You think you're cooking?
Did you see him?
Looks like he's got the same wounds on his neck as Bobber.
BLEH.
Damn it, okay wait here, I'll go grab some garbage bags and wrap him up, then you can
carry him and I'll make sure none of the customers get sus.
BLEH.
Vod friends don't run, it's peeking right now.
Hey you, gamepad, thanks for the follow-up, thank you.
Oh my god, oh that's a lot of garbage.
Yeah, yeah, busy night.
It must have been the mechanic guy.
He kept going back and forth from the washroom.
I think he said he got food poisoning.
Must have been from the place he ate before he got here.
Here at the Luke and diner, we'll keep a clean house.
I got a razor or a razor, thank you.
That's what I like you guys for honestly you enjoy your evening
If you anything feel free to scream
Asshole, I just experienced it.
That looks heavy need a hand from a big strong man
Thanks, they all I don't think your shrimpy arms can handle it. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Your arms are small that look like you could lock pick with
That's pretty good.
Well your arms so small they look two-dimensional.
Well your arms so small girls think less of you for them.
How could you stoop so low? That's why my last girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, I didn't know.
Hey, you.
Hey.
I look like a body wrapped up in garbage bag.
I would know.
I'm a graveyard keeper.
Yep, it's a body.
Oh my god!
Must have been one hell of a rat.
Now it's a human body.
A real dead guy.
Alright, where's the hidden cameras?
You're not going to trick me.
It's better not be part of that lame ghost hunter's TV show.
I'm not joking, you wanna take a look?
Stop that!
Get away from me!
Go find another victim somewhere else!
That is X80!
Think this never leads to another game about babysitting in the VA's peak.
Wait, that just came out, didn't it?
Hi!
Yeah, only good babysitters go to heaven!
Oh, that's the same developer? I was gonna play this.
94%
We got the body in place in the freezer, alright.
We should go talk to the owner about this.
All of these characters in this game are from the devs older games.
Holy shit, is this the-
Oh, what would you call this?
My grandfather cinematic universe?
Okay, I finished with a mess, left in the washroom.
It didn't even figure out what you guys were doing.
No, I think they all just thought it was garbage.
Amazing!
Thanks for doing that.
Can you actually help me with one more thing?
What was that?
Hmm. I need to clean all the boxes and stuff from-
HOOH!
Party room.
I need to distract everyone for a bit.
Everyone, you guys go to go clean the party room. You know what that means.
Hey!
Gambling time!
Eheheheh.
I got money on him finishing the box under a minute.
Ooooooh!
I'll take that action.
Oh boy, it's been a while since I've seen a good room cleaning.
Aaaaaaah!
The box stacking is a leaky tradition. Good luck.
Go clean the junk out of the party room.
Okay.
Let's go!
You better go fast, dad. He needs a new horse.
This guy's a loser. No way he can finish under a minute.
Come on, mommy needs some more gambling money.
Oh, jeez. Just do your best.
Loser.
Hey idiot, remember you gotta place all those blocks in that garbage can. Don't worry. They'll fit.
I got this!
Yes!
Yeah!
Stop!
Ooooooh!
Ooh!
Good point, good point, good point!
I gotta run, I gotta run outside every time.
Oh yeah!
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
There's no way, right? Or can I, yeah, wait, I'm actually supposed to go all the way.
I can't do this under a minute!
Yeah!
Ooooooh!
Why's not even this one?
Yeah, let's do it
Where's the garbage?
Yeah, let's do it
Yes! Yeah!
Ohhhh!
Dead for you, dead for you, dead for you!
Ha ha ha ha!
Fuck Mike!
Oh yes!
Foxes!
Yeah!
I do this would have been so free one minute, man!
Yes!
Let me reset!
Yeah!
Reset!
Ohhhh!
Reset!
Dead for you, dead for you, dead for you!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh
Fail to place all the boxes under a minute. Oh, I got achievement easy
Well, I win give me your money idiot. Oh
Damn a corp stack box faster than that. Here's your money. I found in one of my client's pockets anyways
Grab the tarps
Oh
That body
Give me give a
Everybody relax
Please exit the gambling area in an orderly fashion. I'll go talk to the owner about this
Leave brother
I
Guys
Guys, there's been another murder
Geez, oh where in the party room. It was the old lady so much you got buried under all the boxes
Now all the customers are freaking out.
I think it's time we have a meeting and fill everyone in.
Talk to all the customers.
Everyone, come here! We gotta talk about...
some stuff.
As you've all seen, someone has murdered Peggy Timberlain.
Oh.
Oh, how evil!
Well, she's not alone! Oliver, Malachy, and Barbered Simmons have also been found dead!
Which means...
There's a murderer among us!
Hehehehe
Leven did it!
You deal with dead bodies.
Um...
I think the Ghost Hunters did it.
Oh...
No...
Hey!
Guys, shut up!
Errm...
whatever murderer the murder might not even be one of us or are they anyways
just stay calm and watch your back please no please don't leave a bad review
I swear it's not my fault can you bag the old hag and talk to me when you're
done okay okay James thanks 33 man
uh... titanics eighty thank you guys again
of fuck i forgot bags goddammit
bomb bomb
bomb
Can we flush? No, I'm finishing this.
the bag in the um
I wonder what Goofy Vamp is up to.
Oh, is it back in the original corner? That would make sense, yeah.
Yeah, nice catch.
Ah, jeez.
We need to get the cops involved.
Can you please use the phone and call them to come here?
Sure thing.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Sheriff's office.
This is the Luke and Diner.
There's been several murders here and we need help.
Ugh.
The Luke and Diner?
Home of the Luke and Good Burger?
That's right. Oh, yeah, sure. I'll order a burger and a drink
Wait, no, I phoned you
There's been a murder
Nice try buddy. You're not gonna trick me
So are you gonna take my order or not, please listen damn kiss these days in the prank calls
Better go see what van was doing in the office
God damn it you're dead too huh better go talk to the boss thought I don't know
the dead person ah geez so where is it this time in your office hmm okay let me
gather everybody okay
Okay, thank you all for being here today as you can see here this is what a dead body
looks like.
Any questions?
Who did it?
Timothy.
Timothy hated Bobber and killed him out of hatred.
after he had the taste for blood, he went mad and started killing everyone he could get his hands on.
I TRUE MONSTER!
Tinfoil?
Bleh?
Hey.
That's right. I don't think you have any evidence to back up your claim.
Yeah, well it sounds right in my head.
Maybe it could be somebody else.
Oh, team!
Well, think about it a bit more while you're wrapping up this body and putting it in the freezer.
Okay.
It's Timothy, sorry, I was just, I panicked.
Oh.
Thank you, punk.
Alright.
gotta be kidding me he's cold to the touch probably because he's in the
freezer just wrap him up to in place in the freezer when you're done with the
other yes balls fucking hell everyone's just dying man
I
Was already in the freezer
Vamp I think you might be the murderer
Yeah, I think it's you I saw you running out of the office
Don't play dumb, you never seem to be around when bodies appear.
Come clean!
Oh no!
What was that about?
Vampster murderer.
No!
That's sweet guy.
He's the only one that makes sense.
I even saw him running from the scene of the crime.
Hey, buddy, that's your Luke and diner team member you're talking about
I'll go talk to him. You should try get a real detective to come phone the police station again
Okay
Blur
Sheriff's office
This is the Luke and diner you gotta believe me people are dying here. Are you guys still serving food?
You're not even listening
Yeah, I'll take a look in tasty and a coffee. I'll swing by shortly
But hey you
Rick x60s having moments. Thank you
Well, at least they're coming hey, hey, I talked to them
Did he confess hmm no, but I found out he's really mad at you for what you said, but he killed people
You're not being much of a team player
Here at Luke and Diner, we treat all our staff as one big family.
So to help you guys get over you...
Your disagreement, I've decided...
Go team!
I'd like you and Vem to work together to give one free fountain drink to all the remaining customers.
Work together, big smiles, and everything else will sort itself out.
Hey, you!
Ugh...
Oh, I put them here.
Wooo, killer!
Thanks for the free drink!
Maybe today is so bad after all.
Bum bum bum.
Bum.
Are you gonna help?
whatever murderer fucking murderer
and if I'm done they came all of them even the dragons and classical the boss
says we're supposed to be a team and work together some team member you are
Who was that?
Hey!
That sounded like my partner out back.
She said she was going to get some b-roll from the alley.
Well go help her!
No way, that's too scary for me.
You're a ghost hunter.
Never mind, I'll go do it.
something tells me she's not filming anything better go get the boss and
everyone else
good night gorgie thank you for chilling surprise she's dead where dumps rub back
okay I'll gather everyone and meet you out there okay okay who is it the
camera woman my partner oh god my partner I will ever find somebody film
for so cheap again it's okay to go drink our soda remember her well hmm alright
wrap her up and put her in the freezer if you can find room vamp I'm sorry it
couldn't have been you you were with me this time oh no please I'm sorry I never
It hurts you
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
The fuck
Hey, I order the phone.
food over the phone. Finally the police arrived. Yes, pretty foggy tonight. I had to take it
easy on the roads. Anyways, where's my food? We haven't made any. You gotta come look in
the freezer. We got tons. Oh no, I never look in the kitchen or the place I eat. Some things
are best not to know. No, there's been multiple murders. Hey, if you're not giving me any
food, I'm gonna go somewhere else with my money.
Please listen.
Whatever.
This play has been looking worse and worse every day.
I'll help you to your car, bitch.
Here you go, buddy.
Well.
Oh, what happened?
You drove into the fog wall.
What the hell are you talking about?
Fog's not solid.
This fog is.
I think you'd better come inside and talk with us.
We got free soda at least.
Fine.
What's your favorite soda chat?
Big minds cola, I guess.
Water isn't a soda chat.
I don't drink soda often either, okay?
But if you had to choose one.
The sheriff has decided to stay.
Oh, what changes point?
The solid fog wall.
Oh, I see we should probably have a meeting with everyone then.
Okay.
Per... Perriette.
Perrier.
What is that?
Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew?
Uh... Coca-Cola, Vanilla Pikachu?
Well, I wonder if I'd like that.
I used to hate it back in the day, but I haven't tried it since back then, so...
Hmm, I might like it nowadays
Okay, hey
All right, everyone's sheriff Gilmore. He's coming to help us stop the murders
Yeah, an empty stomach too
All right, so bunch of us have been murdered but on the positive side we were all in the same room this time
So it can't be any of us
Look at the arrow is good. Yeah
I
Use us we're all gonna die
Game over man game over oh
Yeah, it's getting hopeless stop dad. We need to stay positive look at tin foil in the bottom of the screen
Now lady desi. Thanks to a thank you. I'll dudler. I've never heard of it
We just need a little
Oh
Where was I we gotta stick together everybody
We know that the murders someone else that we need to team up like bricks on top of each other without a formal wall
Like red
Jeez.
Uh, together we're sandwich week.
You know what I mean.
Come on guys, what are you waiting for?
Behind you, Lelevin!
Behind you!
Oh, God, they're taking me away!
Oh shit, that looked like you vamp.
It's time!
Show yourself evil vamp.
That's right, me and evil vamp have lured you into our trap, vamp.
Now that enough of the bystanders are out the way they, the way we, DESTROY YOU!
Man, have you ever told me how to brother?
Why she hate you?
Because he's evil?
Make sense?
Ah, so true.
Hey!
We've come to kill you at least pay attention
But first we must battle
Can we have a team meeting first you want a meeting?
Yeah, you guys already got to plan our demise. The least you can do is let us have a short meeting
You do you guys go stand over at the far end of the diner? Oh
We may be evil, but we are fair come on evil van
All right, then come up with a plan for a fight
Well, that's good
That makes sense we could do that
All right understand
All right everyone understand the plan
You'd have better you have to be an idiot not to be able to pull this off
Clear as day!
Alright, well as long as everyone's 100% sure they understand what Vamp just said,
then let's begin.
Oh, jeez, thanks for the 30, though, don't you?
Ten for you!
Ten for you, ten for you, ten for you!
Let's rock!
Yeah!
Hahaha!
Oh!
Ah!
Blah!
Let's go!
Oh, yeah!
Let's go!
Blah!
Oh, please.
Oh, God!
Help them.
Coffee.
Throw a hot coffee.
Please.
Oh
Shit the bodies coming alive
table
right
Oh
Oh, no!
Ugh!
On this episode of Ghosts & Ritz, you're not...
Ah! What are you doing?
No! Stop!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh!
I love you!
X-ray!
Hah!
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop!
Why am I so invested?
I gotta choose.
Pickle jar.
Best ending, I did all their correct options.
he were winning
soon
Hey!
Oh, no!
Fight back!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Holy shit.
That was peeking him.
Defeat evil in hand-tank combat.
We did it!
Great job, everybody!
Hey!
I got a headache!
Oh my god.
Great, she has a footprint on her face.
Me too, what happened?
Long story, but basically you got taken over by vamp's evil twin and we all fought to
of death. Oh I hope nobody got hurt. Don't worry it's for business. Hey the fog, it looks
like it's lifted. We can all go home. Thanks everybody for the help. Damn Vamp, that was
There's a close one.
Bluh.
Hey, Bamp.
Bluh.
Sorry for accusing you back there.
It was just all the evidence was pointing towards you, man.
I should've known better, though, and trusted you, and for that, I am sorry.
Bluh.
Oh really?
You're not mad at me?
Blehh blehh!
That's great to hear buddy!
Blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehh blehhh.
Yeah the power of friendship really does always win out in the end.
Blehh!
I guess we better start looking for work again.
Blehh!
Maybe we can be something cool like hot dog salesmen, or taxi drivers or something.
Ready to go buddy?
Blahhhhhh!
Evil Vamp!
Evil vamp says this is the end
Time to die
Vamp asked where did you even get a gun from?
That's my body. He stole it from me
Vamp says things don't have to be this way you can always choose a life of good
good.
evil vamp says impossible, because he's evil.
evil vamp says he's gonna take that witch that close to you?
wait.
I'm not dead.
Ven, are you okay?
Why didn't we get shot?
Oh, that's a rubber gun.
My boss says I couldn't be trusted.
I don't remember the voice anymore.
Oh my god.
That was a close one, huh?
We should probably get out of here before something else happens.
Woohoo!
Yeah, let's go best friends
Gotta keep a look on this guy's games, dude
Yeah, Vargas, he's made a bunch of games with the same characters apparently.
Blah, blah, blah.
I'ma play the DTF Karmiana.
No.
Never heard of it.
I was awed at that point, did Vamp just break bad?
No, it was Evil Vamp, his evil brother, dude.
Hey, Slay'er on, I think 79.
Garf time, no.
I want to go watch Backrooms, actually.
poop killer lore through poop killer I don't think he's doing poop killers
anymore
oh and he's doing this tails beyond the tomb but this one actually has very good
reviews the late the latest one came out a month ago
Hmm
And then he's he was making within of static, but I think I flushed it
So he's doing like fierce the fathom likes yeah
So tails be on the tomb wide silence and then tails be on to route 86 and then within of static
Ashburg rental within of static north game mall and then tails be on the tomb no witness
So he flushed making poop killer games
he did now it's all about what was his name grandfather
what was his name my grandfather games
it's all about this guy now we'll play a
babysitter tomorrow this game actually came out at five days ago
his new one comedy horror game
So he has Christmas Cackler also, hello of birthday, innovation, oh yeah, Bite Night.
Oh wait, Bite Night Die or Die is the sequel to Bite Night.
Yeah, I didn't play the OG dude. I gotta play the OG. Yeah, I did. I didn't know. I didn't
know, man. The lure. I missed the lure, yeah. What was that RPGS coming out tomorrow? The
Forsaken, I'm gonna try that game. Yeah, what was it called Forsaken?
Y'all guzz gives you some frogs up. Thank you Forsaken realms varins call this is out tomorrow
It might be ass. It might be fun. I'm gonna give it a little try, you know a
Little try
At least it's got a no mooning you in it here
It could be me, I gotta ask, but it looks kind of fun at the same time, so now I'm down to try it, see if it's good.
We can always flush if it's ass.
Um, whatever they made before, Titan Rock, nothing?
Yeah, we'll test it.
It could be good. It could be like dank fun, yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Mugenex.
I wanna play Witcher 3, I have no idea.
When on clean water?
Yeah, was there a recent patch that messed something up?
Mugenex's ass, it really doesn't seem ass.
Oh, it's a balance patch?
Oh, yeah, no, San Andreas Chaos mod I would like to do though.
But there's definitely some games coming out, so.
Legion of Judgment Fallen Angel?
That is quite the name.
one pistol thug
need more energy
So
Looks pretty cool, I guess noir action RPG metroidvania game
Menace is amazing wait, which game was menace now again menace
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard good things about this one. Yeah, I
Should probably play XCOM one at some point right or enemy unknown
Man XCOM 2 was so damn good
So damn good dude. I don't know if I'm doing Deadpool this week
I gotta make sure is that Deadpool is the ps3 game, right?
Have you seen the game Crittle in my Mare?
I know about it. Yeah, I haven't played it though.
Oh, it's also on PC. Okay. Well, then yeah, I'm sure there's like patches to fix the game and shit. Yeah
Are we making Libra fan art Eliza?
God damn!
Holy shit!
That's crazy.
Care, nice tour game.
I'm not doing it anymore now. I'm gonna go watch the back rooms.
I think it's out on streaming, it should be.
Um...
But yeah, for tomorrow though, I mean, I need some backups in case that game tomorrow is ass.
Uh, Forsaken, whatever.
I forgot the name even for second realms
um
Thank you. Thank you for taking realms
Well, I'm gonna give it a shot. We'll see if it's good
I don't expect anything
Faithkeeper yep allies wait is so short
Oh, yeah, you and I are a figurine, the Dao, yeah.
The Dao.
So Nabi is nine hours.
Wasn't that the uh...
Oh, yeah, it was this one, yeah.
I'm like super big on, like what I'm seeing.
I trust it's very good though.
But yeah, I'm playing Visa reincarnation. It's 3rd of August, right? Yes, sir. I am very hyped for that
That looks really sick actually
Very hyped for it
Very very hype
Am I ever playing Darkwood? Darkwood is top three horror games for me. It's like in no particular order
It's like Darkwood, Soma
and
Silent Hill 2
that is some good ass horror games
I'm gonna play the oh enslaved no I've actually never played enslaved
Odyssey to the west yeah I've actually never played this one is it worth it
how long is this game it looks kind of cool actually it looks pretty good like
ten hours oh creature kitchen oh yeah I haven't played that one that's true it
came out in February. Also very good reviews. What the fuck? This game has insane reviews.
Look at this horror game. 8.1 thousand overwhelmingly positive. Well actually it doesn't even have
It doesn't even have the horror tag though, so I don't know if it's a horror game, yeah.
It's not the horror...
Good reviews never play.
Now this game will be kinda cool to play though, I think.
It does look pretty sick.
Hey you oh yeah it goes oh yeah because of the end's latest reviews are very good I did
also want to try this game this game actually looks pretty legit I think has anyone tried
It's like a god of war like or whatever you want to say third-person action game abilities level up
but I think but a boom by the being to the bother boom and reviews yeah mostly positive but they
they recently made a good patch for the game photo money off at various improvements yeah they
I updated like animations and shit and now it's very positive. So that's that's cool
Yeah, I tried to finish dino blade. Yeah, I did I did I
Did I even have it here 4.1 hours
Look at that hey 89% this you know, it's not bad at all for a first game god damn
Was in huntsman
Wait is that the spider game? Yeah I played the demo it kind of... no wait it's not.
I've not seen this.
What?
Oh, okay. That was a cool trailer.
I'm overdue for a gooner game. What the fuck do you want me to play gooner game? How about
you buy vampire mansion and play it? Alright. Listen to your credit song in the back rooms.
Yeah.
Hey, you.
What about with blades of fire? Blades of fire is cool, but what puts me off is the length
of it it's like 50 hours long
uh dude it's like the one year thank you bro
yeah it's very long blades of fire for some reason
like when you look at this game and uh
and you play it it's like oh yeah the first hours are really cool
you can definitely tell it would get a bit uh repetitive though
But then if you look at how long this game is, it's like 50 hours.
Alrighty then.
We need a konga game where you are the emcee. I mean, huh?
It's fierce. This is another fierce to fathom like stories to tell.
Didn't they play that? Oh no, I did it. I looked at it. That's where I can recognize it.
I did play this a bit, it was kinda cool, but 50 hours for that type of gameplay is uh,
I don't know, maybe it doesn't get repetitive, maybe it does, I don't know.
You also have that like decent demon souls like with the guts from Wisp and like Corp
or something?
I mean a souls like?
I don't even think I had Corp, I think I just flushed.
I think I haven't played lone survivor no ish house and the the first hours of it
I watched we're looking good but yeah how does it hold up for 40 hours yeah
exactly that's what I'm thinking too I feel like it would just get so repetitive
but whatever wasn't got to like 50 hours yeah but got it as an RPG where you
You like grow stronger. It's not a hack and slash, you know
Blade to fire is kind of hack and slash you do craft and
Stuff and you make your weapons. You have a shitload of different
You have many different weapons, maybe that's how it feels more very
Yeah, I'll kill you on brofist bro
Thanks for the four years. Thank you
Flintlock is decent similar to X of the end. Is it flintlock the game in game?
Where's that deadlock? That's deadlock.
Apparently I've played Plain Claw.
Yeah, I've played Plain Claw for 3.8 hours.
Oh yay, I remember it.
Yeah, I remember it. I flushed it. Yeah, I flushed it. I did. No, I didn't have an ad for it. I did not.
I did not have an ad for that game.
I
Think I just wanted to try it. I was it because it was a third person
Souls like action game. Yeah, I had a I
Just flushed man. I was it. I was it
Apparently 609 77 is the bottom 50%
Yoshi, yeah
I'm gonna be able to go out with him early now. Thank God. It's been so late lately
I am out. I am gonna watch back rooms. Fuck yeah.
But we'll play that forsaken game tomorrow. If it sucks, we'll flush and play something else, but forsaken realms could be fun
could be fun
There's also obviously the only good caretakers go to heaven
yeah we gotta play we gotta play those we got to play those
grand grandpa's games you know whatever his name was I remember room world I
think this played room world it was a bit of suffering wasn't it no I don't know
I'm not sure. Anyways, I'll see y'all tomorrow. Appreciate y'all. Bye-bye