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I mean it"}, {"start": 244.44, "end": 258.52, "text": " looks like it's up my alley. Is this with Gollum? And a circus?"}, {"start": 258.52, "end": 279.46, "text": " it is yeah okay yeah sick Andy circus I blazey so Andy circus is one of the main"}, {"start": 279.46, "end": 281.46, "text": " characters I guess."}, {"start": 284.46, "end": 285.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 289.46, "end": 291.46, "text": " What the fuck!"}, {"start": 303.46, "end": 306.46, "text": " YouTube, why do I have to log in?"}, {"start": 309.46, "end": 328.9, "text": " No. Thank you. Alright, it's done. It's done. Played this game forever ago? No ice. Yeah,"}, {"start": 328.9, "end": 332.82, "text": " Chad has told me about this game for many years. I just, I never played it. Now I'm"}, {"start": 332.82, "end": 334.82, "text": " I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna try it."}, {"start": 347.82, "end": 348.82, "text": " I'm tilted, Karen, please."}, {"start": 348.82, "end": 350.82, "text": " I'm tilted yourself, Arthur."}, {"start": 350.82, "end": 367.53999999999996, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 367.53999999999996, "end": 370.18, "text": " That is right."}, {"start": 370.18, "end": 376.3, "text": " The Journey to the West, the book is probably the most unique thing I've ever heard in my"}, {"start": 376.3, "end": 377.3, "text": " life."}, {"start": 377.3, "end": 378.3, "text": " It's so crazy."}, {"start": 378.3, "end": 379.3, "text": " And gigalone, yeah."}, {"start": 379.3, "end": 381.3, "text": " might be beatable in one stream?"}, {"start": 382.98, "end": 383.98, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 383.98, "end": 386.98, "text": " Sorry, I gotta update my like payment info on Steam."}, {"start": 388.78000000000003, "end": 389.78000000000003, "text": " How do you do that?"}, {"start": 399.1, "end": 400.1, "text": " Fire."}, {"start": 400.1, "end": 401.1, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 409.3, "end": 416.3, "text": " Do even browsing games I'm lost, canvas."}, {"start": 416.3, "end": 420.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 420.18, "end": 425.3, "text": " That right to do my payments stopped coming three months ago."}, {"start": 425.3, "end": 429.3, "text": " True, true."}, {"start": 429.3, "end": 434.3, "text": " True, true."}, {"start": 434.3, "end": 441.3, "text": " See this works."}, {"start": 441.3, "end": 444.90000000000003, "text": " Unexpected error, your perch is not being completed."}, {"start": 444.90000000000003, "end": 456.94, "text": " I'm not trying to perch anything, I'm adding my damn card, gay ben."}, {"start": 456.94, "end": 464.5, "text": " of us is still drinking that infinite wealth could be an LR mouthgown."}, {"start": 464.5, "end": 473.1, "text": " Well let's try this then."}, {"start": 473.1, "end": 477.22, "text": " Will you like this, Gaben?"}, {"start": 477.22, "end": 480.9, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 480.90000000000003, "end": 481.90000000000003, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 481.90000000000003, "end": 485.58000000000004, "text": " Unexpected error."}, {"start": 485.58000000000004, "end": 487.90000000000003, "text": " I guess I'm just not allowed to buy games anymore."}, {"start": 487.90000000000003, "end": 488.90000000000003, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 488.90000000000003, "end": 489.90000000000003, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 489.90000000000003, "end": 490.90000000000003, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 490.90000000000003, "end": 491.90000000000003, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 491.90000000000003, "end": 492.90000000000003, "text": " Amazing."}, {"start": 492.90000000000003, "end": 498.90000000000003, "text": " Now I don't have any payment method in my store, my account."}, {"start": 498.90000000000003, "end": 502.58000000000004, "text": " No, I've already bought the game."}, {"start": 502.58000000000004, "end": 509.90000000000003, "text": " I just wanted to update it because I have a new card, though."}, {"start": 509.90000000000003, "end": 538.3000000000001, "text": " Oh no, he can't find me with him."}, {"start": 538.3, "end": 545.2199999999999, "text": " You can't buy new horse lot. He might actually have to go play through his backlog of flushed games cooking"}, {"start": 546.3399999999999, "end": 549.2199999999999, "text": " Shut up. I actually can't add it. I I don't know why"}, {"start": 554.18, "end": 556.18, "text": " Not sure why"}, {"start": 556.1800000000001, "end": 573.3800000000001, "text": " Oh well, whatever, it's not important now, or to have the game, so."}, {"start": 573.3800000000001, "end": 578.86, "text": " Yeah, I've already unlocked the card."}, {"start": 578.86, "end": 582.86, "text": " I'm guessing you put the numbers in wrong, let me see Kiki."}, {"start": 582.86, "end": 584.86, "text": " Yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 596.86, "end": 600.86, "text": " I don't even see it, whatever. I can do this after stream, I don't need to do it now."}, {"start": 600.86, "end": 604.86, "text": " I just get stung locked by it and I want to get it done."}, {"start": 608.86, "end": 612.84, "text": " Bada bada nerdy a pretty good strum. Thank you, man"}, {"start": 618.94, "end": 620.94, "text": " I come"}, {"start": 622.98, "end": 628.3000000000001, "text": " Whatever fuck it I I don't know why I can't add it. It is what it is"}, {"start": 629.98, "end": 631.98, "text": " It is what it is"}, {"start": 638.86, "end": 658.54, "text": " I might need to just like log in."}, {"start": 658.54, "end": 663.14, "text": " Whatever I need to just let it go, it's not something I need to do now, I can do it upstream."}, {"start": 663.14, "end": 665.9, "text": " All good."}, {"start": 665.9, "end": 682.34, "text": " good we're good it's all good this song no this is from a super meat boy which"}, {"start": 682.34, "end": 685.06, "text": " I've never played actually I've never played it"}, {"start": 685.06, "end": 690.74, "text": " Odyssey to the West never thought I'd see you again yeah I I never played it now"}, {"start": 690.74, "end": 695.5799999999999, "text": " I cannot tell if you tap out of this game it just breaks so don't link me shit"}, {"start": 695.58, "end": 697.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 698.62, "end": 704.5400000000001, "text": " Jammer thanks for the 67 Mara 674 and guns. Thank you, Madison. You know, thanks 55"}, {"start": 705.1, "end": 711.26, "text": " Demo put things the 116 curse shop makes the 89 and 30. Thank you Rick city of the 69 and Danish"}, {"start": 712.0600000000001, "end": 714.0600000000001, "text": " Thank you for the"}, {"start": 715.34, "end": 717.34, "text": " The"}, {"start": 717.34, "end": 719.34, "text": " You"}, {"start": 719.34, "end": 727.5, "text": " All right, let's fire this bad boy up. I have no idea if it's even good. It might suck"}, {"start": 728.38, "end": 731.34, "text": " But we'll try it. I guess this is a controller game. Yep"}, {"start": 732.7800000000001, "end": 740.0600000000001, "text": " Well, not gonna lie. I've already played it like the first five minutes and keyboard mouse works, but it doesn't seem like it's made for it"}, {"start": 742.14, "end": 744.7, "text": " Hopefully it you can just plug and play or get there"}, {"start": 745.74, "end": 747.74, "text": " Hey you get there"}, {"start": 747.74, "end": 753.58, "text": " get that a letter gg thanks 96"}, {"start": 753.58, "end": 755.58, "text": " ow"}, {"start": 755.58, "end": 760.0600000000001, "text": " already the card is going to whisper to you flew out the stream like the green"}, {"start": 760.0600000000001, "end": 765.42, "text": " goblin whispers to spy demands that's what it feels like right now"}, {"start": 766.38, "end": 772.78, "text": " hey you idle mpc thanks 41"}, {"start": 772.78, "end": 773.98, "text": " I'm told I think 70."}, {"start": 773.98, "end": 774.98, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 777.74, "end": 779.98, "text": " Sick. Controller is just not working."}, {"start": 781.5799999999999, "end": 783.78, "text": " Yeah, the text in the menu is like barely readable."}, {"start": 785.38, "end": 786.5799999999999, "text": " Don't worry, it's normal."}, {"start": 787.5799999999999, "end": 790.78, "text": " I might need to activate DS for Windows, I guess."}, {"start": 791.78, "end": 792.78, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 792.78, "end": 806.4, "text": " Oh wait, maybe you can enable controller, enable steam input."}, {"start": 806.4, "end": 809.36, "text": " Let's try that first, let's see if that works."}, {"start": 809.36, "end": 813.12, "text": " This game takes forever to shut off also."}, {"start": 813.12, "end": 816.12, "text": " Alright, stop."}, {"start": 816.12, "end": 817.12, "text": " Gaybam."}, {"start": 817.12, "end": 819.12, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 819.12, "end": 820.12, "text": " Gaybam."}, {"start": 820.12, "end": 821.12, "text": " Gaybam."}, {"start": 821.12, "end": 834.12, "text": " Gabyn. Thank you. Gorgie, thank you. Gabyn is one of the trash console ports that of course doesn't just work. True, true, true."}, {"start": 834.12, "end": 839.12, "text": " Gordell, thanks for the 93, bro. I'm gonna re-capture."}, {"start": 842.12, "end": 846.12, "text": " Does Ninja Theory still exist? I don't know."}, {"start": 846.12, "end": 854.72, "text": " You tried this on PS3, uh, it was like 20 FPS."}, {"start": 854.72, "end": 856.22, "text": " Oh, it works!"}, {"start": 856.22, "end": 859.32, "text": " And then I press continue journey because I'm fucking mashed my controller."}, {"start": 859.32, "end": 860.32, "text": " Chat!"}, {"start": 860.32, "end": 861.32, "text": " Don't look!"}, {"start": 861.32, "end": 862.32, "text": " It's spoilers!"}, {"start": 862.32, "end": 866.32, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 866.32, "end": 868.44, "text": " Yeah, it's working!"}, {"start": 868.44, "end": 871.12, "text": " Yeah, I have a fix on, so..."}, {"start": 871.12, "end": 879.0, "text": " Well, I guess the menu is at 62 FPS, but yeah, no, you can play at 120."}, {"start": 879.0, "end": 887.72, "text": " So we're Gucci."}, {"start": 887.72, "end": 888.72, "text": " Some titles!"}, {"start": 888.72, "end": 889.72, "text": " Tight!"}, {"start": 889.72, "end": 892.24, "text": " Well, this game's already very good."}, {"start": 892.24, "end": 893.24, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 893.24, "end": 897.88, "text": " Don't worry, reading the text here, you just can't do it."}, {"start": 897.88, "end": 915.96, "text": " with the resolution. Vibration function, fuck yeah dude. Can't wait for the framerate to"}, {"start": 915.96, "end": 922.26, "text": " break something. Oh now it's at 120 FPS, nice. Alright, new journey. Fuck it, we're just"}, {"start": 922.26, "end": 926.28, "text": " gonna try to do full play through this. I've never played it, I've heard of it, obviously"}, {"start": 926.28, "end": 935.48, "text": " a long time ago. Chat has told me to play it for many years. Yes, Andy Circus is one"}, {"start": 935.48, "end": 943.6, "text": " of the main characters, not the girl, but the guy I believe. If you don't know who Andy"}, {"start": 943.6, "end": 956.32, "text": " circuses he is uh he is known as uh golem yeah or a noir yeah"}, {"start": 959.2, "end": 968.32, "text": " the mr. circus dude mr. circus sleepy key i like 73"}, {"start": 968.32, "end": 977.36, "text": " I'm starting, dude. New journey. Now, this is one of them old-school kind of like PS3,"}, {"start": 977.36, "end": 983.82, "text": " Xbox 360 era games. Those games on hard tend to be mega-ass, because everything is just"}, {"start": 983.82, "end": 993.1600000000001, "text": " incredibly spongy. I don't know if this game is like that, though. We can just play on normal."}, {"start": 993.16, "end": 993.66, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 995.9599999999999, "end": 999.76, "text": " Imagine being a giga actor with crazy voice range and best known for Gollum."}, {"start": 999.76, "end": 1001.56, "text": " Well, Gollum is a crazy role though."}, {"start": 1006.66, "end": 1007.76, "text": " That's a crazy role."}, {"start": 1010.76, "end": 1012.36, "text": " Oh, this one is okay on hard?"}, {"start": 1012.66, "end": 1013.16, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 1013.16, "end": 1014.26, "text": " Ah, fuck it, I'll try it."}, {"start": 1016.26, "end": 1017.16, "text": " Yeah, sure, whatever."}, {"start": 1019.4599999999999, "end": 1021.26, "text": " We are playing the game."}, {"start": 1021.26, "end": 1027.26, "text": " They want to chat on somewhere? I don't know. Maybe? Could be phoned from old friends, someone checking out this play through years from now."}, {"start": 1028.26, "end": 1029.26, "text": " Well, I don't know."}, {"start": 1041.26, "end": 1042.26, "text": " Looks good!"}, {"start": 1051.26, "end": 1060.26, "text": " Each of you are experiencing severe nausea or need to relieve yourself from taking out a strange position in your feet."}, {"start": 1063.26, "end": 1065.26, "text": " This is Andy Serkis."}, {"start": 1065.26, "end": 1068.26, "text": " Add the avenue, and you find a location."}, {"start": 1068.26, "end": 1072.26, "text": " Free from the random hazards of the wild."}, {"start": 1072.26, "end": 1078.26, "text": " Compliance will be rewarded with safety and acceptance."}, {"start": 1078.26, "end": 1094.74, "text": " Yeah, you can immediately tell which era this game is from."}, {"start": 1094.74, "end": 1096.74, "text": " Heather! Heather!"}, {"start": 1096.74, "end": 1098.74, "text": " Call the breach!"}, {"start": 1098.74, "end": 1100.74, "text": " Right!"}, {"start": 1121.74, "end": 1123.74, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 1123.74, "end": 1127.82, "text": " hold me thanks for the six year anniversary dude unknown non thanks to"}, {"start": 1127.82, "end": 1137.38, "text": " the eight safe and like 66 yeah there's not too much of balloons that's"}, {"start": 1137.38, "end": 1152.06, "text": " that's good I like this kind of game which"}, {"start": 1152.06, "end": 1155.6799999999998, "text": " It's like a movie for one evening. Yeah, I like doing playthroughs like these sometimes"}, {"start": 1155.6799999999998, "end": 1159.94, "text": " They're just vibing with Chad and seeing if the game is like good or not"}, {"start": 1161.4199999999998, "end": 1165.58, "text": " Whoo the game actually looks really good though, but this is where the fix"}, {"start": 1166.74, "end": 1168.74, "text": " It's with a fix so"}, {"start": 1169.98, "end": 1171.98, "text": " Obviously the resolution is higher"}, {"start": 1182.06, "end": 1191.06, "text": " Zoom! Zoom!"}, {"start": 1191.06, "end": 1211.06, "text": " Is that a co-op game? I know. I don't think so."}, {"start": 1211.06, "end": 1213.06, "text": " It's not, yeah."}, {"start": 1215.7, "end": 1217.94, "text": " You know how much alarm this is going away?"}, {"start": 1223.46, "end": 1227.62, "text": " Hi, you never know is there like collectibles and shit? No, I'll not hear I guess"}, {"start": 1241.06, "end": 1253.1799999999998, "text": " me I got good the reason I'm going so fast here is because I've already done"}, {"start": 1253.1799999999998, "end": 1261.34, "text": " this I'm done like I'll I'm done to the point where I'll tell you I was just"}, {"start": 1261.34, "end": 1264.82, "text": " making sure the game worked okay"}, {"start": 1264.82, "end": 1272.22, "text": " You gotta make sure, man, I'm a professional streamer."}, {"start": 1272.22, "end": 1284.22, "text": " I got rex."}, {"start": 1284.22, "end": 1299.22, "text": " He doesn't sound like Mr. Circus."}, {"start": 1299.22, "end": 1300.02, "text": " Where's my stuff?"}, {"start": 1300.02, "end": 1300.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1300.52, "end": 1301.02, "text": " The stuff?"}, {"start": 1301.02, "end": 1303.02, "text": " Oh my god, I have stuff to go away from."}, {"start": 1303.02, "end": 1306.02, "text": " He pre-plays all games and still gets stuck on the puzzles."}, {"start": 1306.02, "end": 1306.52, "text": " Love, cutie."}, {"start": 1306.52, "end": 1310.02, "text": " I have a story in the lower hall."}, {"start": 1310.02, "end": 1312.92, "text": " Not true, not true."}, {"start": 1312.92, "end": 1316.1200000000001, "text": " I never get stuck on the puzzles."}, {"start": 1316.1200000000001, "end": 1318.42, "text": " Now Streamer's stuck for five seconds."}, {"start": 1318.42, "end": 1319.32, "text": " He's stuck."}, {"start": 1319.32, "end": 1321.52, "text": " Streamer hasn't solved it in the first five seconds."}, {"start": 1321.52, "end": 1322.02, "text": " He's stuck."}, {"start": 1322.02, "end": 1322.52, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1322.52, "end": 1323.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1323.02, "end": 1323.52, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1323.52, "end": 1324.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1324.02, "end": 1324.52, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1324.52, "end": 1325.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1325.02, "end": 1325.52, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1325.52, "end": 1326.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1326.02, "end": 1326.52, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1326.52, "end": 1327.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1327.02, "end": 1327.52, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1327.52, "end": 1328.02, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 1328.02, "end": 1330.02, "text": " ZOOM!"}, {"start": 1335.02, "end": 1337.02, "text": " ZOOM!"}, {"start": 1344.02, "end": 1345.02, "text": " Why, right?"}, {"start": 1345.02, "end": 1347.02, "text": " Just to get my gear back."}, {"start": 1347.02, "end": 1359.98, "text": " He looks a little bit like him, doesn't he?"}, {"start": 1359.98, "end": 1381.22, "text": " He looks a bit like Mr. Circus."}, {"start": 1381.22, "end": 1383.22, "text": " Now we got Melly."}, {"start": 1383.22, "end": 1390.22, "text": " This, this, this, this, this."}, {"start": 1398.22, "end": 1399.22, "text": " Zoom."}, {"start": 1399.22, "end": 1405.22, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 1405.22, "end": 1410.22, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 1410.22, "end": 1422.42, "text": " This is as far as I went and then I'm like okay the game works now I don't know what happens anymore"}, {"start": 1440.22, "end": 1443.22, "text": " Activating, calm at me."}, {"start": 1447.22, "end": 1450.22, "text": " Blast, oh, oh cool."}, {"start": 1450.22, "end": 1453.22, "text": " Bit of a flashbang but that's cool."}, {"start": 1455.22, "end": 1462.22, "text": " Oh, is this one of the games where the screen just goes red when you have low health?"}, {"start": 1462.22, "end": 1465.22, "text": " I mean it is from that era."}, {"start": 1470.22, "end": 1480.6200000000001, "text": " Nice running attack, I like it."}, {"start": 1480.6200000000001, "end": 1490.02, "text": " I'm not gonna die in this game."}, {"start": 1490.02, "end": 1491.02, "text": " This is the worst."}, {"start": 1491.02, "end": 1493.02, "text": " Escape pod 7."}, {"start": 1493.02, "end": 1494.02, "text": " Launch."}, {"start": 1494.02, "end": 1495.02, "text": " Zoooooooooo."}, {"start": 1495.02, "end": 1496.02, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 1496.02, "end": 1497.02, "text": " Parts remaining."}, {"start": 1497.02, "end": 1502.02, "text": " Better get up the road."}, {"start": 1502.02, "end": 1504.96, "text": " Camera's a bit ass here, yeah, but it's claustrophobic area."}, {"start": 1504.96, "end": 1507.36, "text": " Oh, light attack."}, {"start": 1507.36, "end": 1508.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1508.8600000000001, "end": 1510.8600000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1520.8600000000001, "end": 1522.8600000000001, "text": " It's fucking zooming."}, {"start": 1531.8600000000001, "end": 1533.8600000000001, "text": " What is it? It's a pill pit."}, {"start": 1534.8600000000001, "end": 1536.8600000000001, "text": " Oh, hold X for a stun charge."}, {"start": 1536.8600000000001, "end": 1541.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, thanks for giving me that tutorial when he's mid-combo."}, {"start": 1541.6200000000001, "end": 1545.6200000000001, "text": " It'll just be for show."}, {"start": 1545.6200000000001, "end": 1548.6200000000001, "text": " What is this camera?"}, {"start": 1548.6200000000001, "end": 1555.14, "text": " Ooh, okay, I like that."}, {"start": 1555.14, "end": 1558.38, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1558.38, "end": 1562.38, "text": " Come on, Mr. Circus, let's go."}, {"start": 1562.38, "end": 1565.38, "text": " boy"}, {"start": 1592.38, "end": 1597.38, "text": " Zoom! So cinema?"}, {"start": 1607.38, "end": 1610.38, "text": " I don't want to fall, there's gonna be karate!"}, {"start": 1611.38, "end": 1613.38, "text": " Look at this cinematic man!"}, {"start": 1614.38, "end": 1615.38, "text": " Ah shit."}, {"start": 1622.38, "end": 1651.38, "text": " I mean it's better out here though, it's not as false as Probe, eh?"}, {"start": 1651.38, "end": 1676.38, "text": " I like the finishing slow-mo zoom-in thing."}, {"start": 1676.38, "end": 1695.42, "text": " an acrobat zoom zoom I wonder how many times I'm gonna die to the camera in this game zoom"}, {"start": 1706.38, "end": 1716.38, "text": " I gotta get to one of those pods."}, {"start": 1716.38, "end": 1723.38, "text": " 8 pods, 4, launch, 3 pods remaining."}, {"start": 1723.38, "end": 1724.38, "text": " Gooooo!"}, {"start": 1726.14, "end": 1729.18, "text": " Ah yes, the 30-fist cinema."}, {"start": 1736.5400000000002, "end": 1737.5400000000002, "text": " Sub-Hex!"}, {"start": 1750.68, "end": 1751.68, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 1753.38, "end": 1775.5, "text": " I'm playing Star Wars for some reason."}, {"start": 1775.5, "end": 1782.5, "text": " This is not Mario Odyssey, no."}, {"start": 1782.5, "end": 1789.5, "text": " Hold!"}, {"start": 1789.5, "end": 1793.3, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 1793.3, "end": 1796.8, "text": " one"}, {"start": 1796.8, "end": 1801.8, "text": " one"}, {"start": 1801.8, "end": 1803.8, "text": " one"}, {"start": 1803.8, "end": 1807.1, "text": " one"}, {"start": 1807.1, "end": 1811.0, "text": " one"}, {"start": 1811.0, "end": 1815.0, "text": " two"}, {"start": 1815.0, "end": 1822.0, "text": " He released a movie based on this game."}, {"start": 1845.0, "end": 1868.2, "text": " how does he survive that?"}, {"start": 1868.2, "end": 1870.2, "text": " I'm like a human"}, {"start": 1876.76, "end": 1880.72, "text": " There are probably some screen tearing in these cutscenes because they're like pre-rendered"}, {"start": 1887.76, "end": 1890.6000000000001, "text": " Oh, I got an achievement complete chapter one"}, {"start": 1890.6000000000001, "end": 1908.1200000000001, "text": " Chapter 2, The Old City."}, {"start": 1908.1200000000001, "end": 1910.72, "text": " This game has like 60 plus achievements, man."}, {"start": 1910.72, "end": 1911.72, "text": " It's crazy."}, {"start": 1911.72, "end": 1913.72, "text": " I think it was like 64."}, {"start": 1913.72, "end": 1942.2, "text": " 64."}, {"start": 1942.2, "end": 1944.04, "text": " I heard golden for a split second."}, {"start": 1944.04, "end": 1945.88, "text": " It's a headband."}, {"start": 1945.88, "end": 1947.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1947.0, "end": 1948.92, "text": " A slave headband."}, {"start": 1948.92, "end": 1949.92, "text": " The one I fed on you."}, {"start": 1956.04, "end": 1957.4, "text": " You put this on me."}, {"start": 1957.4, "end": 1958.4, "text": " Let me explain."}, {"start": 1958.4, "end": 1960.48, "text": " Get this thing off."}, {"start": 1960.48, "end": 1963.88, "text": " Or I'm going to rip your head off."}, {"start": 1963.88, "end": 1964.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1964.8, "end": 1965.64, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 1965.64, "end": 1967.8, "text": " Can't."}, {"start": 1967.8, "end": 1969.44, "text": " Do you think I'm screwed with you?"}, {"start": 1969.44, "end": 1970.3400000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 1970.3400000000001, "end": 1971.32, "text": " Give me a stop!"}, {"start": 1971.32, "end": 1974.32, "text": " KAMAN!"}, {"start": 1976.32, "end": 1977.32, "text": " You're worse."}, {"start": 1978.32, "end": 1980.32, "text": " Kaman, move away from me!"}, {"start": 1985.32, "end": 1987.32, "text": " What the hell are you doing?"}, {"start": 1989.32, "end": 1994.32, "text": " I hacked a slave headband so it could be activated by my voice commands."}, {"start": 1995.32, "end": 1998.32, "text": " Activation triggers the systemic pain of the lens."}, {"start": 1998.32, "end": 2017.72, "text": " Oh, that's okay. This is interesting premise. I like that."}, {"start": 2017.72, "end": 2018.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2022.42, "end": 2023.76, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 2023.76, "end": 2025.6000000000001, "text": " I need your help."}, {"start": 2025.6000000000001, "end": 2027.24, "text": " I come from an informed community."}, {"start": 2027.24, "end": 2029.06, "text": " It's about 300 miles from here."}, {"start": 2030.24, "end": 2032.2, "text": " I'll never make it on my own."}, {"start": 2032.2, "end": 2034.04, "text": " The slavers don't get me in next will."}, {"start": 2035.0, "end": 2036.2, "text": " That's the deal."}, {"start": 2036.2, "end": 2038.96, "text": " Get me back to my home and you can go back to yours."}, {"start": 2038.96, "end": 2039.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2039.8, "end": 2049.8, "text": " Looks like I don't have a choice."}, {"start": 2049.8, "end": 2054.8, "text": " Neither of us do."}, {"start": 2054.8, "end": 2059.8, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2059.8, "end": 2083.8, "text": " So, she's Huckamon."}, {"start": 2083.8, "end": 2088.3, "text": " What the hell is all this stuff I can see?"}, {"start": 2088.3, "end": 2091.8, "text": " I've hacked the headband to give visual feedback."}, {"start": 2091.8, "end": 2094.8, "text": " It's pasting your shield system in my biometrics."}, {"start": 2094.8, "end": 2096.8, "text": " And your voice?"}, {"start": 2096.8, "end": 2100.3, "text": " It's like... it's... it's inside my goddamn head."}, {"start": 2100.3, "end": 2101.8, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 2101.8, "end": 2104.3, "text": " We have a continuous audio link now."}, {"start": 2104.3, "end": 2106.3, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 2108.3, "end": 2111.3, "text": " You got pretty beat up when we landed."}, {"start": 2113.8, "end": 2124.8, "text": " Walk over a health pack to collect it."}, {"start": 2124.8, "end": 2126.32, "text": " Is that her ass?"}, {"start": 2126.32, "end": 2132.2000000000003, "text": " She got holes in her pants?"}, {"start": 2132.2, "end": 2134.2, "text": " LB's"}, {"start": 2146.24, "end": 2148.3399999999997, "text": " Do we know anything about the world we're living no"}, {"start": 2153.2, "end": 2156.68, "text": " Hold LB at any time to look at your captor"}, {"start": 2156.68, "end": 2160.68, "text": " I don't think that's the way out."}, {"start": 2160.68, "end": 2168.68, "text": " I got 500 red orbs."}, {"start": 2168.68, "end": 2173.68, "text": " Yo, what up, Justin?"}, {"start": 2173.68, "end": 2175.68, "text": " Alrighty then."}, {"start": 2175.68, "end": 2180.68, "text": " I'd disobey so she would command me if you know what I mean, L.R. Brows."}, {"start": 2180.68, "end": 2184.68, "text": " I think this must be a drawbridge."}, {"start": 2184.68, "end": 2186.68, "text": " Must be to keep mechs out."}, {"start": 2187.68, "end": 2189.68, "text": " There are some controls here."}, {"start": 2191.98, "end": 2195.24, "text": " The other side is blocked. Can you get around and clear it?"}, {"start": 2196.7999999999997, "end": 2197.7999999999997, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 2197.7999999999997, "end": 2198.2999999999997, "text": " Be careful."}, {"start": 2198.2999999999997, "end": 2200.56, "text": " Why don't you just come on to me to do it?"}, {"start": 2203.2, "end": 2205.3599999999997, "text": " Come on, lower the bridge for me."}, {"start": 2206.8599999999997, "end": 2208.8599999999997, "text": " Keep your voice down."}, {"start": 2208.8599999999997, "end": 2209.8599999999997, "text": " You'll be close."}, {"start": 2209.8599999999997, "end": 2211.3599999999997, "text": " What are we gonna do?"}, {"start": 2211.3599999999997, "end": 2213.3599999999997, "text": " Not learn too much."}, {"start": 2214.68, "end": 2216.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2216.8399999999997, "end": 2223.44, "text": " There's an achievement the whole town behind the front look up look it's right good try it I guess"}, {"start": 2230.3999999999996, "end": 2232.3999999999996, "text": " Make us"}, {"start": 2238.9199999999996, "end": 2240.9199999999996, "text": " So I do have a health bar now"}, {"start": 2240.92, "end": 2256.92, "text": " I'm dead. Dead in a kid's face. Die, you dead!"}, {"start": 2256.92, "end": 2270.76, "text": " Damn! Okay!"}, {"start": 2270.76, "end": 2284.36, "text": " angry here very angry there now what we could get out through here yeah you"}, {"start": 2284.36, "end": 2288.0400000000004, "text": " actually see like under ass"}, {"start": 2300.76, "end": 2302.76, "text": " No meme?"}, {"start": 2322.76, "end": 2324.76, "text": " I guess you can see it that way."}, {"start": 2324.76, "end": 2326.76, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 2330.0400000000004, "end": 2332.76, "text": " Who's the voice actor for her any known one"}, {"start": 2339.7200000000003, "end": 2344.7400000000002, "text": " Chat okay to get you home as fast as possible so that you can"}, {"start": 2349.6400000000003, "end": 2351.6400000000003, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 2351.64, "end": 2355.64, "text": " See that smoke over there? That's where the slingshot came down."}, {"start": 2355.64, "end": 2358.64, "text": " There's someone in the loose head for that."}, {"start": 2358.64, "end": 2361.64, "text": " This is my life, it's about to crash."}, {"start": 2361.64, "end": 2363.64, "text": " It's your ride."}, {"start": 2363.64, "end": 2367.64, "text": " That's the only way I know how to cover 300 miles."}, {"start": 2367.64, "end": 2371.64, "text": " Two wheels and an engine."}, {"start": 2371.64, "end": 2377.64, "text": " There must have been thousands of people living here."}, {"start": 2377.64, "end": 2378.64, "text": " More?"}, {"start": 2378.64, "end": 2379.64, "text": " Tens of thousands?"}, {"start": 2379.64, "end": 2381.64, "text": " maybe"}, {"start": 2388.92, "end": 2392.62, "text": " Yo, what up slavish have a version problems today"}, {"start": 2392.62, "end": 2416.62, "text": " Oh, you also had internet problems, right, okay."}, {"start": 2416.62, "end": 2433.1, "text": " I could try triple buffering for the screen turn maybe."}, {"start": 2433.1, "end": 2435.54, "text": " Well let me let me get past this first."}, {"start": 2435.54, "end": 2437.18, "text": " I don't know if the screen turn is like that."}, {"start": 2437.18, "end": 2442.8599999999997, "text": " I could probably triple buffer it and it would work."}, {"start": 2442.86, "end": 2462.26, "text": " When he reloads, I'm going now."}, {"start": 2462.26, "end": 2464.26, "text": " only on her textures?"}, {"start": 2464.26, "end": 2466.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2469.26, "end": 2470.26, "text": " FAT!"}, {"start": 2480.26, "end": 2483.26, "text": " What the fuck? You can't lock target, by the way."}, {"start": 2483.26, "end": 2484.26, "text": " Not that I know of."}, {"start": 2487.26, "end": 2488.26, "text": " So just deal with it."}, {"start": 2492.26, "end": 2494.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2522.26, "end": 2526.26, "text": " The camera tilt is ridiculous. Wait, I'm almost dead."}, {"start": 2531.26, "end": 2534.26, "text": " Why does the camera tilt so much?"}, {"start": 2552.26, "end": 2560.5400000000004, "text": " that channel was just a warm-up death put up lorks"}, {"start": 2582.26, "end": 2589.26, "text": " Look at the camera! I've never seen anything like it."}, {"start": 2607.26, "end": 2610.26, "text": " Every hit is tilted."}, {"start": 2612.26, "end": 2641.38, "text": " That's like I'm drunk."}, {"start": 2641.38, "end": 2643.38, "text": " I don't like the story set up though."}, {"start": 2646.82, "end": 2648.82, "text": " That guy sounds like Andy Serkis kinda."}, {"start": 2648.82, "end": 2650.82, "text": " It is him, yeah."}, {"start": 2659.3, "end": 2663.3, "text": " It even looks like him if you look a little bit. It looks a bit like him."}, {"start": 2671.38, "end": 2684.2200000000003, "text": " What do you use all these orbs for?"}, {"start": 2684.2200000000003, "end": 2688.1400000000003, "text": " And what's with the Nintendo confirmation sound?"}, {"start": 2688.1400000000003, "end": 2694.06, "text": " Yeah, I guess it's an elf-grade generator."}, {"start": 2694.06, "end": 2696.06, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2696.06, "end": 2698.06, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2714.06, "end": 2716.06, "text": " The final hit feels satisfying though, I like that."}, {"start": 2726.06, "end": 2732.14, "text": " me a chance to get away because I'm gonna have to keep her alive also there"}, {"start": 2732.14, "end": 2736.34, "text": " must be live power cells around here doesn't matter we shouldn't get side"}, {"start": 2736.34, "end": 2761.8, "text": " Yeah, is the screen tearing make-a-bad? I could try triple buffering, but I have to restart"}, {"start": 2761.8, "end": 2768.8, "text": " Not the game though."}, {"start": 2791.8, "end": 2798.1600000000003, "text": " The wildest camera I've ever seen in a game"}, {"start": 2803.5600000000004, "end": 2808.44, "text": " Not clear yet. There's the way out. We'll never make it across that gap"}, {"start": 2814.0800000000004, "end": 2816.0800000000004, "text": " EMP"}, {"start": 2821.8, "end": 2823.8, "text": " go"}, {"start": 2826.92, "end": 2828.92, "text": " I'm already here"}, {"start": 2839.88, "end": 2844.2000000000003, "text": " Yeah, I'm not ready I'm looting man. There's like good shit here"}, {"start": 2848.2000000000003, "end": 2850.2000000000003, "text": " Oh if I run too far"}, {"start": 2850.2000000000003, "end": 2854.2000000000003, "text": " Uh, he gets threatened."}, {"start": 2854.2000000000003, "end": 2860.2000000000003, "text": " Aw, I guess I'm supposed to kill them."}, {"start": 2860.2000000000003, "end": 2862.2000000000003, "text": " Can't she run?"}, {"start": 2862.2000000000003, "end": 2866.2000000000003, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 2870.2000000000003, "end": 2874.2000000000003, "text": " I don't need your hacking decoy."}, {"start": 2880.2000000000003, "end": 2896.78, "text": " I don't even know where to- Oh, I see, okay."}, {"start": 2896.78, "end": 2897.78, "text": " I gotta wait."}, {"start": 2897.78, "end": 2898.78, "text": " Alex."}, {"start": 2898.78, "end": 2900.78, "text": " Here I go!"}, {"start": 2900.78, "end": 2904.28, "text": " Here I go!"}, {"start": 2904.28, "end": 2910.78, "text": " The animations is really good!"}, {"start": 2910.78, "end": 2914.78, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 2914.78, "end": 2916.78, "text": " But!"}, {"start": 2916.78, "end": 2927.02, "text": " Oh I have to command her to run after- I have to command her to run after uh, distracting."}, {"start": 2927.02, "end": 2929.02, "text": " She just can't do anything herself."}, {"start": 2929.02, "end": 2930.02, "text": " Okay, gotcha."}, {"start": 2936.02, "end": 2938.02, "text": " You basically got a babysitter."}, {"start": 2943.02, "end": 2945.02, "text": " I see how this game works now, alright."}, {"start": 2945.02, "end": 2948.02, "text": " I thought she would like, at least go with me or something."}, {"start": 2948.02, "end": 2950.02, "text": " Or I'll have to go kill them."}, {"start": 2959.02, "end": 2966.66, "text": " We're not in the clear yet, here's the way out."}, {"start": 2966.66, "end": 2968.16, "text": " We'll never make it out again."}, {"start": 2968.16, "end": 2969.16, "text": " And duck Hope you guys out?"}, {"start": 2969.16, "end": 2970.16, "text": " I have no idea what that is."}, {"start": 2970.16, "end": 2971.16, "text": " Maybe this time I can distract them?"}, {"start": 2971.16, "end": 2972.16, "text": " I might be able to create a decoy."}, {"start": 2972.16, "end": 2973.16, "text": " Destroy!"}, {"start": 2973.16, "end": 2974.16, "text": " Okay, got it!"}, {"start": 2974.16, "end": 2975.16, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 2975.16, "end": 2976.16, "text": " Alright, now we know what to do."}, {"start": 2976.16, "end": 2977.16, "text": " Wait, so can she?"}, {"start": 2977.16, "end": 2978.16, "text": " Come out!"}, {"start": 2978.16, "end": 2979.16, "text": " Be careful!"}, {"start": 2979.16, "end": 2980.16, "text": " Alright, let's try this."}, {"start": 2980.16, "end": 2981.16, "text": " Let's sit here now."}, {"start": 2981.16, "end": 2982.16, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 2982.16, "end": 2984.16, "text": " Wait, so can she?"}, {"start": 2984.64, "end": 2986.8199999999997, "text": " All right, let's try this. Let's sit here now"}, {"start": 3005.0, "end": 3009.48, "text": " Hey, all right now I'm allowed to take them out, but I'm gonna grab all these orbs"}, {"start": 3012.16, "end": 3014.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3026.92, "end": 3028.92, "text": " Am or maxing yeah"}, {"start": 3033.2, "end": 3035.2, "text": " Okay, but I miss click"}, {"start": 3042.16, "end": 3044.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3052.3799999999997, "end": 3056.22, "text": " Be bold you distract again soon"}, {"start": 3072.16, "end": 3090.92, "text": " I don't need your D-Coyote."}, {"start": 3090.92, "end": 3095.3199999999997, "text": " Oh you need to edit any file to enable V-Sync in this game."}, {"start": 3095.3199999999997, "end": 3096.3199999999997, "text": " Oh really?"}, {"start": 3096.3199999999997, "end": 3100.2799999999997, "text": " Okay, I could do that."}, {"start": 3100.2799999999997, "end": 3102.0, "text": " V equals sync."}, {"start": 3102.0, "end": 3104.0, "text": " There's a red orb there."}, {"start": 3107.48, "end": 3115.4, "text": " Keep that message, Nucleo. I can't- if you tab out of this game, the game just fucking breaks, so don't tab out."}, {"start": 3124.6, "end": 3130.0, "text": " I mean, I have the fix though, Nucleo. Doesn't the fix- no, I guess it doesn't automatically put out a v-sync."}, {"start": 3132.0, "end": 3150.4, "text": " All right, smooth."}, {"start": 3150.4, "end": 3156.48, "text": " Oh look at all the red orbs up there, what the hell?"}, {"start": 3156.48, "end": 3158.48, "text": " How do I get that?"}, {"start": 3158.48, "end": 3165.12, "text": " That was a ton of red orbs."}, {"start": 3165.12, "end": 3168.48, "text": " Oh I see, climb right there."}, {"start": 3168.48, "end": 3176.68, "text": " Yeah, the secret monster."}, {"start": 3176.68, "end": 3180.48, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3180.48, "end": 3182.48, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 3194.36, "end": 3196.7, "text": " They already made a game based on the movie, yeah."}, {"start": 3198.72, "end": 3200.72, "text": " True, true."}, {"start": 3202.16, "end": 3207.96, "text": " Was the orbs used for it? No idea yet. They haven't shown. This is the beginning, chapter two."}, {"start": 3210.48, "end": 3219.64, "text": " I can check it right now in orderless if I tab out the game breaks."}, {"start": 3219.64, "end": 3223.92, "text": " El Clasico."}, {"start": 3223.92, "end": 3224.92, "text": " What up ZK?"}, {"start": 3224.92, "end": 3226.72, "text": " Hey, first of all thanks for 2."}, {"start": 3226.72, "end": 3229.12, "text": " No, I think this game might take all string."}, {"start": 3229.12, "end": 3234.48, "text": " Oh yeah, I can move myself down a bit so you see all the bus."}, {"start": 3234.48, "end": 3241.0, "text": " like up here. All right."}, {"start": 3248.16, "end": 3252.12, "text": " Look at this tree. It must be hundreds of years old."}, {"start": 3262.2400000000002, "end": 3264.0, "text": " Now you see my order boss. See that?"}, {"start": 3264.48, "end": 3265.48, "text": " I have tons."}, {"start": 3268.16, "end": 3270.32, "text": " Is there DLC for this game? What?"}, {"start": 3294.48, "end": 3304.48, "text": " I think I might be able to do something."}, {"start": 3304.48, "end": 3306.48, "text": " Hold me."}, {"start": 3306.48, "end": 3308.48, "text": " By the words."}, {"start": 3308.48, "end": 3310.48, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3310.48, "end": 3318.48, "text": " Look at this tree."}, {"start": 3318.48, "end": 3323.48, "text": " Look at this tree."}, {"start": 3323.48, "end": 3326.48, "text": " There must be hundreds of years old."}, {"start": 3337.48, "end": 3339.48, "text": " I want the orbs!"}, {"start": 3348.48, "end": 3372.16, "text": " I got him. I think we're fine. Yeah, she's puts the helmet on me, Riot. Come on, carry"}, {"start": 3372.16, "end": 3374.16, "text": " Where am I streaming setup?"}, {"start": 3379.16, "end": 3381.16, "text": " Fine, I'll follow. No more mines."}, {"start": 3392.16, "end": 3393.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3393.16, "end": 3408.0, "text": " the branch is pretty high. Look, they're team working. What about that ladder? If you lift"}, {"start": 3408.0, "end": 3423.4, "text": " me up maybe I could drop it down for you so you want me to catch one of these"}, {"start": 3423.4, "end": 3433.56, "text": " dragonflies it might be difficult try it easily and quick there's one right"}, {"start": 3433.56, "end": 3435.56, "text": " There's a bit on your display"}, {"start": 3438.88, "end": 3440.88, "text": " Who's the MC actor like"}, {"start": 3441.6, "end": 3447.24, "text": " It's you know this game loosely is based on the story of a man peeking we call from Chinese folklore"}, {"start": 3447.24, "end": 3450.32, "text": " The little flappy thing in your plan to see them is supposed to"}, {"start": 3453.0, "end": 3456.44, "text": " Know I think you sound man. Thank you"}, {"start": 3461.24, "end": 3463.24, "text": " Stay still"}, {"start": 3463.56, "end": 3476.56, "text": " Oh, God damn it!"}, {"start": 3476.56, "end": 3491.88, "text": " Orbs!"}, {"start": 3491.88, "end": 3496.88, "text": " angry can I go through right here"}, {"start": 3496.88, "end": 3500.88, "text": " orb master"}, {"start": 3508.88, "end": 3513.88, "text": " orb master yes sir"}, {"start": 3513.88, "end": 3522.6800000000003, "text": " I feel like it's gonna fly down here, so let's go here first."}, {"start": 3522.6800000000003, "end": 3523.6800000000003, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 3523.6800000000003, "end": 3524.6800000000003, "text": " That's great."}, {"start": 3524.6800000000003, "end": 3525.6800000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3525.6800000000003, "end": 3528.6800000000003, "text": " Bring it back down here."}, {"start": 3528.6800000000003, "end": 3535.6800000000003, "text": " Oh yeah, it makes sense why the game is called enslaved now."}, {"start": 3535.6800000000003, "end": 3536.6800000000003, "text": " True."}, {"start": 3536.6800000000003, "end": 3537.6800000000003, "text": " So what up, Danielo?"}, {"start": 3537.6800000000003, "end": 3539.6800000000003, "text": " Monkos, thanks for food"}, {"start": 3543.5600000000004, "end": 3550.0600000000004, "text": " When I get past this chapter, I'll activate v-sync see if it helps in any file apparently you got to do that"}, {"start": 3550.0600000000004, "end": 3555.38, "text": " I used to play with dragonflies all the time as a kid didn't you know he's squashing"}, {"start": 3558.4600000000005, "end": 3563.6000000000004, "text": " They evolved some simple sensors to help them sniff out energy sources"}, {"start": 3563.6, "end": 3591.8399999999997, "text": " Oh yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 3591.84, "end": 3592.84, "text": " to the west."}, {"start": 3592.84, "end": 3598.84, "text": " I think Savage should have thanked you."}, {"start": 3598.84, "end": 3599.84, "text": " There."}, {"start": 3599.84, "end": 3614.84, "text": " It's now set up to send a live relay to your headband."}, {"start": 3614.84, "end": 3617.84, "text": " It has a camera setting and a sensor setting."}, {"start": 3617.84, "end": 3618.84, "text": " So?"}, {"start": 3618.84, "end": 3648.8, "text": " I see them wonder if you you can do"}, {"start": 3648.8, "end": 3650.8, "text": " do this without it probably not."}, {"start": 3663.1200000000003, "end": 3666.1200000000003, "text": " Oh, right, with a little piggyback."}, {"start": 3678.8, "end": 3697.98, "text": " Check def animation?"}, {"start": 3697.98, "end": 3699.36, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 3699.36, "end": 3701.1200000000003, "text": " No more dying in this game."}, {"start": 3701.1200000000003, "end": 3703.1200000000003, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 3703.12, "end": 3712.72, "text": " Yeah, almost 50k dude."}, {"start": 3712.72, "end": 3717.92, "text": " Did the character explode?"}, {"start": 3717.92, "end": 3720.24, "text": " Loading please wait."}, {"start": 3720.24, "end": 3722.24, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3722.2400000000002, "end": 3727.2400000000002, "text": " That was easy, is he?"}, {"start": 3735.2400000000002, "end": 3738.2400000000002, "text": " Wait a minute, something's not right here."}, {"start": 3738.2400000000002, "end": 3742.2400000000002, "text": " Maybe you should do another scan."}, {"start": 3742.2400000000002, "end": 3744.2400000000002, "text": " You got a problem."}, {"start": 3744.2400000000002, "end": 3747.2400000000002, "text": " There are mines everywhere."}, {"start": 3747.2400000000002, "end": 3751.2400000000002, "text": " Let's head for that building."}, {"start": 3751.2400000000002, "end": 3755.5200000000004, "text": " yeah I'm gonna fix the screen tearing I need to restart the game but I wanted to"}, {"start": 3755.5200000000004, "end": 3759.6400000000003, "text": " finish this chapter first the game is like chapter based and this is quite"}, {"start": 3759.6400000000003, "end": 3763.2400000000002, "text": " far into chapter two at this point"}, {"start": 3767.0000000000005, "end": 3774.5600000000004, "text": " why am I carrying her cuz she can't see the mines he sees it through his"}, {"start": 3774.5600000000004, "end": 3779.6800000000003, "text": " head things yeah it's Andy circus"}, {"start": 3811.2400000000002, "end": 3836.2400000000002, "text": " You go that way, I go home."}, {"start": 3866.2400000000002, "end": 3868.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3874.5600000000004, "end": 3880.8, "text": " Holy impact issues he does slow-mo when you kill the last enemies. It's actually kind of sick you forget about this game"}, {"start": 3881.48, "end": 3883.48, "text": " Yeah, people keep saying that I"}, {"start": 3884.0400000000004, "end": 3888.5200000000004, "text": " Never played this I obviously I knew about it, but I just never played it"}, {"start": 3896.2400000000002, "end": 3923.86, "text": " wait Andy Circus did mocap for him also how am I supposed to okay I guess I'll"}, {"start": 3923.86, "end": 3926.1800000000003, "text": " I just fucking jumped. No?"}, {"start": 3930.98, "end": 3932.42, "text": " So many orbs!"}, {"start": 3933.46, "end": 3937.94, "text": " Okay, I think I can jump here. Yeah, I just gotta roll the first time."}, {"start": 3939.2200000000003, "end": 3940.02, "text": " Yeah, what up?"}, {"start": 3941.46, "end": 3942.98, "text": " Throw her across?"}, {"start": 3949.06, "end": 3949.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3953.86, "end": 3969.9, "text": " she she fell she she's oh my god she's fucking useless she fell down okay"}, {"start": 3969.9, "end": 3974.9, "text": " Yeah, she fell down on the mine."}, {"start": 3974.9, "end": 3979.9, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 3979.9, "end": 3983.9, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3983.9, "end": 3985.9, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 3985.9, "end": 3989.9, "text": " Okay, I don't die if I activate a mine."}, {"start": 3989.9, "end": 3991.9, "text": " I'm fine."}, {"start": 3991.9, "end": 3996.9, "text": " Yeah, I think I needed to jump over and help her up, but I wanted to get that orb."}, {"start": 3996.9, "end": 4006.38, "text": " So yeah, we got like mega babysit her"}, {"start": 4026.9, "end": 4040.02, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm coming."}, {"start": 4040.02, "end": 4043.02, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 4043.02, "end": 4045.02, "text": " Now I'm grabbing this first."}, {"start": 4073.02, "end": 4078.02, "text": " There's a sentry turret over there. We won't be able to get past."}, {"start": 4078.02, "end": 4080.02, "text": " I'm gonna scan."}, {"start": 4080.02, "end": 4082.02, "text": " Scan?"}, {"start": 4087.02, "end": 4094.02, "text": " I'm detecting the structural weakness. If you could get close, you might be able to knock that down and crush it."}, {"start": 4103.02, "end": 4113.660000000001, "text": " I'm going I'm going hold him hold him"}, {"start": 4123.660000000001, "end": 4125.1, "text": " I need another scan"}, {"start": 4133.02, "end": 4141.18, "text": " This looks like a low-budget Golem game?"}, {"start": 4141.18, "end": 4146.34, "text": " It doesn't get any lower budget than Golem."}, {"start": 4146.34, "end": 4149.46, "text": " I want to get those orbs."}, {"start": 4149.46, "end": 4152.900000000001, "text": " Wait, do I die if I step in these?"}, {"start": 4152.900000000001, "end": 4155.900000000001, "text": " No, okay."}, {"start": 4155.9, "end": 4166.9, "text": " I mean, I get orbs."}, {"start": 4166.9, "end": 4178.98, "text": " This is Wukong?"}, {"start": 4178.98, "end": 4179.98, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4179.98, "end": 4180.98, "text": " I mean, Odyssey to the- Ow!"}, {"start": 4180.98, "end": 4184.46, "text": " Fuck, I got something like gravel in my eye."}, {"start": 4184.46, "end": 4185.46, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 4185.46, "end": 4187.46, "text": " Ah, fuck!"}, {"start": 4212.46, "end": 4214.46, "text": " He's going away!"}, {"start": 4215.46, "end": 4218.78, "text": " He's going okay. He's gone"}, {"start": 4245.46, "end": 4250.46, "text": " Watch the Ultra Mega Slow Motion on the last kill."}, {"start": 4251.32, "end": 4252.16, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 4261.66, "end": 4262.88, "text": " I didn't get it."}, {"start": 4262.88, "end": 4265.12, "text": " Wait, you can do a follow up on the heavy."}, {"start": 4269.14, "end": 4271.62, "text": " Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you could do that."}, {"start": 4271.62, "end": 4272.46, "text": " Whoo."}, {"start": 4272.46, "end": 4277.86, "text": " Based on the dank RPG you played yesterday, I got a Bastion Steal, different feels like"}, {"start": 4277.86, "end": 4280.06, "text": " a scuffed Gothic 1, which is great."}, {"start": 4280.06, "end": 4281.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4281.06, "end": 4285.86, "text": " Yeah, RPG yesterday was like, okay, but I don't know if I want to spend like, what, 40 hours"}, {"start": 4285.86, "end": 4297.9, "text": " playing it, and there's a Mistful Hunter I'm going to play in two days."}, {"start": 4297.9, "end": 4311.58, "text": " What do you mean? I'm supposed to drop the- oh."}, {"start": 4311.58, "end": 4325.26, "text": " Hey, my staff blasts."}, {"start": 4325.26, "end": 4330.26, "text": " Damn, okay."}, {"start": 4330.26, "end": 4337.0599999999995, "text": " I'm going Saturday except here."}, {"start": 4337.06, "end": 4343.06, "text": " Oh my god, it's a PS3 turret section!"}, {"start": 4351.06, "end": 4356.06, "text": " Monkey? Yeah, why don't you use your fucking... God, she's so useless!"}, {"start": 4367.06, "end": 4377.06, "text": " Effectos!"}, {"start": 4377.06, "end": 4395.38, "text": " Yeah, the slow mo is like one of the best parts of the game there."}, {"start": 4425.38, "end": 4439.26, "text": " No, I'm grabbing orbs shut up"}, {"start": 4439.26, "end": 4448.34, "text": " And the moment this chapter is over I'm gonna restart and activate the equals sink"}, {"start": 4448.34, "end": 4454.74, "text": " What is the use for taking orb don't know yet probably gonna unlock it soon she just talked"}, {"start": 4454.74, "end": 4464.78, "text": " about schematics so tldr the headband right so the headband is a we're gonna"}, {"start": 4464.78, "end": 4469.34, "text": " be traveling together the headband is like a slavers headband that she stole"}, {"start": 4469.34, "end": 4474.179999999999, "text": " from the I guess slave monsters or whatever and she reprogrammed it and"}, {"start": 4474.179999999999, "end": 4481.0599999999995, "text": " she put it on him so she can command him if he doesn't do what she wants him to"}, {"start": 4481.06, "end": 4488.5, "text": " do she can say like pain or command pain and then he will get like mega pain"}, {"start": 4488.5, "end": 4494.900000000001, "text": " and yada yada she's basically controlling him so she needs help to go"}, {"start": 4494.900000000001, "end": 4500.620000000001, "text": " back home and she says I will take off the headband if you take me home but"}, {"start": 4500.620000000001, "end": 4506.780000000001, "text": " here's the catch if she dies the headband kills him too so she has to stay"}, {"start": 4506.78, "end": 4510.78, "text": " It's kind of an interesting story, I like it. It's a cool idea."}, {"start": 4513.78, "end": 4514.78, "text": " Trip."}, {"start": 4536.78, "end": 4541.78, "text": " Well, what do other people call you then?"}, {"start": 4541.78, "end": 4542.78, "text": " Monkey."}, {"start": 4542.78, "end": 4547.78, "text": " In the communities I've heard of, some of them call me monkey."}, {"start": 4547.78, "end": 4551.78, "text": " If you want to give me a name, they can use that."}, {"start": 4551.78, "end": 4552.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4552.78, "end": 4555.78, "text": " Oh, I typically think it was the name of the monk that Bukong traveled with in the folklore."}, {"start": 4555.78, "end": 4556.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4556.78, "end": 4560.78, "text": " This game is mega Bukong."}, {"start": 4560.78, "end": 4567.78, "text": " You mean he grew up in the wood?"}, {"start": 4576.94, "end": 4583.94, "text": " Oh yeah I see the screen-turing OBS but I'm gonna activate V-Sync."}, {"start": 4583.9400000000005, "end": 4591.700000000001, "text": " for the turret sees us how do I know if the game saves anyways probably shows up"}, {"start": 4591.700000000001, "end": 4593.9400000000005, "text": " somewhere"}, {"start": 4604.900000000001, "end": 4609.1, "text": " what up on it really you know monkey if you could actually get up to that turn"}, {"start": 4609.1, "end": 4616.620000000001, "text": " Oh, no. The PS3, Xbox 360 era turret segments."}, {"start": 4616.620000000001, "end": 4634.3, "text": " I see orbs! Lots of orbs! I don't care, I need orbs."}, {"start": 4634.3, "end": 4636.3, "text": " I'm fine, don't worry about it."}, {"start": 4639.66, "end": 4641.66, "text": " Okay, I won't be so greedy."}, {"start": 4646.5, "end": 4648.820000000001, "text": " I can't skip this. I can. Nice."}, {"start": 4653.74, "end": 4656.4400000000005, "text": " I'm fine, don't worry about it."}, {"start": 4664.3, "end": 4670.3, "text": " I think I'll, uh, whoa!"}, {"start": 4670.3, "end": 4675.3, "text": " I don't know!"}, {"start": 4675.3, "end": 4679.3, "text": " It's five."}, {"start": 4679.3, "end": 4680.3, "text": " There."}, {"start": 4680.3, "end": 4681.3, "text": " How do I get there?"}, {"start": 4681.3, "end": 4682.3, "text": " From there, there."}, {"start": 4682.3, "end": 4683.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4683.3, "end": 4684.3, "text": " See it."}, {"start": 4684.3, "end": 4685.3, "text": " Orbit."}, {"start": 4685.3, "end": 4686.3, "text": " Orbit."}, {"start": 4686.3, "end": 4699.9800000000005, "text": " No, I don't think I will."}, {"start": 4699.9800000000005, "end": 4701.9800000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4725.1, "end": 4727.1, "text": " You just break the neck of"}, {"start": 4729.9800000000005, "end": 4743.22, "text": " I'm detecting mechs lots of them"}, {"start": 4743.22, "end": 4745.9800000000005, "text": " they're coming straight towards me"}, {"start": 4745.9800000000005, "end": 4752.780000000001, "text": " What? I don't see him. Oh, there."}, {"start": 4775.9800000000005, "end": 4785.620000000001, "text": " All right, guys, let's go."}, {"start": 4785.620000000001, "end": 4787.620000000001, "text": " Look at all the orbs."}, {"start": 4787.620000000001, "end": 4789.620000000001, "text": " It's like it's broadcasting."}, {"start": 4789.620000000001, "end": 4791.620000000001, "text": " It's calling for reinforcements."}, {"start": 4791.620000000001, "end": 4793.620000000001, "text": " Take it out."}, {"start": 4793.620000000001, "end": 4802.120000000001, "text": " Yep, but, but, but, but."}, {"start": 4802.12, "end": 4805.12, "text": " more orbs for me"}, {"start": 4811.76, "end": 4819.96, "text": " yeah on the window big and shrimp thank you dude"}, {"start": 4822.32, "end": 4826.64, "text": " hopefully she's grabbing all them delicious orbs"}, {"start": 4832.12, "end": 4843.34, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 4843.34, "end": 4847.72, "text": " Now the ch- Oh, now we're fucking talking."}, {"start": 4847.72, "end": 4851.5199999999995, "text": " Combat, staff, shield and health."}, {"start": 4851.5199999999995, "end": 4857.88, "text": " Ooh, stun charge."}, {"start": 4857.88, "end": 4859.8, "text": " Multiple enemies on that's really good."}, {"start": 4859.8, "end": 4864.8, "text": " You will channel the staff's energy into one massive attack, 60k, damn."}, {"start": 4864.8, "end": 4868.12, "text": " Counter attack, a powerful counter attack that can change the flow of any flight."}, {"start": 4868.12, "end": 4872.0, "text": " Evade attack, combat awareness, enemy combat states on the hunt."}, {"start": 4872.0, "end": 4875.76, "text": " Yo, that's tight, I like it, alright staff?"}, {"start": 4875.76, "end": 4878.2, "text": " I love when games have upgrades."}, {"start": 4878.2, "end": 4885.08, "text": " Ammo increase, stun time, stun effect, this is like just for shooting."}, {"start": 4885.08, "end": 4894.34, "text": " Then you have health, probably self-explanatory, health, oh health, monkeys health regenerate"}, {"start": 4894.34, "end": 4895.84, "text": " over time until full."}, {"start": 4895.84, "end": 4902.28, "text": " That'd be kind of nice to have one in, but it's all about the combat dude, nice."}, {"start": 4902.28, "end": 4913.36, "text": " I'm going combat though, that's done, so you can stun multiple enemies, that's actually"}, {"start": 4913.36, "end": 4914.86, "text": " kind of nice."}, {"start": 4914.86, "end": 4924.54, "text": " attack is 45k. Press B the moment Monke successfully blocks an attack. Okay, sure."}, {"start": 4924.54, "end": 4931.179999999999, "text": " If I'm gonna get that stuff, uh, yeah this is also 42k, yeah. Then you can just stun"}, {"start": 4931.18, "end": 4936.5, "text": " them and but a bing but a boom and buying that shit. Let's go."}, {"start": 4945.860000000001, "end": 4952.860000000001, "text": " Orbs! Orbs! Yeah!"}, {"start": 4952.86, "end": 4954.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4960.139999999999, "end": 4962.139999999999, "text": " Do"}, {"start": 4966.82, "end": 4972.24, "text": " The what up greasy all good just doing a little journey to the west with his rich hat"}, {"start": 4973.94, "end": 4977.54, "text": " Stop shaking the camera. I'm not shaking the camera at all. It's the game"}, {"start": 4982.86, "end": 5005.139999999999, "text": " is the game brother I don't think you can change anything this is all you have game doesn't"}, {"start": 5005.139999999999, "end": 5011.0199999999995, "text": " give a fuck wait v-sync ohm but it's still it doesn't work you have to activate it in"}, {"start": 5011.02, "end": 5032.820000000001, "text": " any file oh my god she's so fucking"}, {"start": 5032.820000000001, "end": 5038.700000000001, "text": " useless are you kidding me now what the"}, {"start": 5038.7, "end": 5040.7, "text": " the fuck is that chick"}, {"start": 5068.7, "end": 5083.04, "text": " that is wild all because I didn't come on her to come to me gotta remember to do it"}, {"start": 5098.7, "end": 5110.7, "text": " I get less or less thwarbs now"}, {"start": 5110.7, "end": 5119.7, "text": " less thwarbs"}, {"start": 5119.7, "end": 5125.7, "text": " yeah so I died because I forgot to call her to me"}, {"start": 5125.7, "end": 5130.4, "text": " If you go too far, you don't need to even know there's all cuts and problems, so maybe just play."}, {"start": 5130.9, "end": 5134.3, "text": " Yeah, but is the script there and only in the cutscenes?"}, {"start": 5134.3, "end": 5136.3, "text": " Like it doesn't happen now?"}, {"start": 5136.3, "end": 5138.8, "text": " No, I see it a little bit in OBS."}, {"start": 5138.8, "end": 5139.8, "text": " Not much."}, {"start": 5141.599999999999, "end": 5144.3, "text": " Wait, I actually still have my upgrades."}, {"start": 5148.9, "end": 5149.9, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 5149.900000000001, "end": 5158.080000000001, "text": " It's fine, alright man, I need to do anything then."}, {"start": 5158.080000000001, "end": 5163.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, please don't die again."}, {"start": 5163.9400000000005, "end": 5169.540000000001, "text": " So basically, if you run too far away, she kills you."}, {"start": 5169.54, "end": 5196.22, "text": " Okay, do I have to really tell you to jump down here?"}, {"start": 5196.22, "end": 5201.34, "text": " Okay, you're here good don't kill me now, please"}, {"start": 5204.1, "end": 5211.26, "text": " Is there a distance indicator not that I know of I just fucking died, okay, where is she now? I'm nervous, okay?"}, {"start": 5211.26, "end": 5213.26, "text": " She's up there"}, {"start": 5218.54, "end": 5220.54, "text": " You I was up"}, {"start": 5220.54, "end": 5226.54, "text": " I did it!"}, {"start": 5226.54, "end": 5231.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5231.54, "end": 5238.54, "text": " Brother Elfx68, my admirer is like 64 praise."}, {"start": 5238.54, "end": 5239.54, "text": " Uh, thank you."}, {"start": 5239.54, "end": 5240.54, "text": " I'm very happy."}, {"start": 5240.54, "end": 5241.54, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5241.54, "end": 5242.54, "text": " Oh, they're beautiful."}, {"start": 5242.54, "end": 5243.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5243.54, "end": 5248.54, "text": " I'm making a sense they should be dead."}, {"start": 5248.54, "end": 5249.54, "text": " Makes perfect sense."}, {"start": 5249.54, "end": 5254.54, "text": " The sunlight feeds the plants, the plants oxygenate the water,"}, {"start": 5254.54, "end": 5258.54, "text": " the small fish eat the algae, the big fish eat the small fish."}, {"start": 5258.54, "end": 5262.54, "text": " It's a closed ecosystem, just like my home."}, {"start": 5265.54, "end": 5269.54, "text": " My father designed our community to work in exactly the same way"}, {"start": 5269.54, "end": 5272.54, "text": " so that we'd never have to leave the outer compound walls."}, {"start": 5272.54, "end": 5276.54, "text": " We grow our own food, condense our own water, create our own energy."}, {"start": 5276.54, "end": 5279.54, "text": " We have everything."}, {"start": 5279.54, "end": 5281.54, "text": " Except the future."}, {"start": 5281.54, "end": 5283.54, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 5283.54, "end": 5286.54, "text": " Well, I've seen it all before."}, {"start": 5286.54, "end": 5290.54, "text": " Scattered tribes coming together under one visionary leader"}, {"start": 5290.54, "end": 5292.54, "text": " that's never long before."}, {"start": 5292.54, "end": 5294.54, "text": " They attract the attention of the slavers,"}, {"start": 5294.54, "end": 5297.54, "text": " which obviously has already happened."}, {"start": 5297.54, "end": 5299.54, "text": " It was just one slave ship."}, {"start": 5299.54, "end": 5301.54, "text": " They cut a handful of us."}, {"start": 5301.54, "end": 5304.54, "text": " Take more while to follow."}, {"start": 5304.54, "end": 5306.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5310.38, "end": 5315.84, "text": " These fish can survive for 200 years against all the odds so can we"}, {"start": 5334.54, "end": 5341.54, "text": " Okay, unblockables."}, {"start": 5364.54, "end": 5390.54, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5420.54, "end": 5424.54, "text": " His sister's overloading! He's... he's losing control!"}, {"start": 5437.54, "end": 5440.54, "text": " Look! The statue is breaking!"}, {"start": 5450.54, "end": 5480.38, "text": " I guess I'll do this again on the statue this time."}, {"start": 5480.38, "end": 5480.88, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 5489.6, "end": 5490.1, "text": " But!"}, {"start": 5496.1, "end": 5498.42, "text": " Now I thought I was like, you have to do it three times, you know?"}, {"start": 5498.62, "end": 5500.74, "text": " And then it's gonna sit forward and crush him there."}, {"start": 5501.66, "end": 5502.16, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 5504.34, "end": 5505.0, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 5505.2, "end": 5505.84, "text": " I need this."}, {"start": 5505.84, "end": 5506.64, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 5506.64, "end": 5510.72, "text": " I'm gonna grab all these again."}, {"start": 5510.72, "end": 5514.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, this is ninja fear."}, {"start": 5514.4400000000005, "end": 5519.4400000000005, "text": " It is ninja fear, yeah."}, {"start": 5549.4400000000005, "end": 5552.4400000000005, "text": " What? What?"}, {"start": 5568.4400000000005, "end": 5570.4400000000005, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5572.4400000000005, "end": 5574.4400000000005, "text": " Alright, come over here."}, {"start": 5579.4400000000005, "end": 5608.52, "text": " I'm fighting two bosses at the same time the camera and the boss"}, {"start": 5608.52, "end": 5627.96, "text": " I lost it."}, {"start": 5627.96, "end": 5643.08, "text": " This this place impossible bad what the fuck"}, {"start": 5648.92, "end": 5652.08, "text": " Okay, patient no more on the game"}, {"start": 5657.96, "end": 5659.96, "text": " Yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 5687.96, "end": 5697.96, "text": " Okay, come over here."}, {"start": 5697.96, "end": 5714.96, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 5714.96, "end": 5743.44, "text": " I'm over here."}, {"start": 5743.4400000000005, "end": 5752.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, he ran out of Enrager already?"}, {"start": 5752.4400000000005, "end": 5762.4400000000005, "text": " But I can't..."}, {"start": 5762.4400000000005, "end": 5763.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, can you..."}, {"start": 5763.4400000000005, "end": 5768.4400000000005, "text": " How does this go?"}, {"start": 5768.4400000000005, "end": 5769.4400000000005, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 5769.4400000000005, "end": 5770.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, okay, here."}, {"start": 5770.4400000000005, "end": 5771.4400000000005, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5771.4400000000005, "end": 5778.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, Fran."}, {"start": 5778.4400000000005, "end": 5783.4400000000005, "text": " Will do!"}, {"start": 5783.4400000000005, "end": 5792.4400000000005, "text": " My whirbs!"}, {"start": 5792.4400000000005, "end": 5794.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5799.34, "end": 5801.34, "text": " Werbs"}, {"start": 5802.620000000001, "end": 5804.620000000001, "text": " Hi"}, {"start": 5822.4400000000005, "end": 5824.4400000000005, "text": " C'mon, gotta scan this thing."}, {"start": 5825.4400000000005, "end": 5826.4400000000005, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 5830.4400000000005, "end": 5832.4400000000005, "text": " That is coffee in the mug, yup."}, {"start": 5832.9400000000005, "end": 5837.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, that was Chapter 2. Let me check the ini file real quick. Maybe you have to activate it through there."}, {"start": 5837.4400000000005, "end": 5839.4400000000005, "text": " The Metal Tower."}, {"start": 5839.4400000000005, "end": 5841.4400000000005, "text": " Chapter 3. The Metal Tower."}, {"start": 5852.4400000000005, "end": 5857.68, "text": " someone who knows very little about this game has three summers so far yeah it's"}, {"start": 5857.68, "end": 5864.76, "text": " actually very straightforward let me just have to cut some"}, {"start": 5867.88, "end": 5873.000000000001, "text": " you should run into me toughs room and start yelling haze"}, {"start": 5873.0, "end": 5882.2, "text": " okay I'll use the dragonfly to find us around I'll put a marker up on your"}, {"start": 5882.2, "end": 5884.84, "text": " headband split"}, {"start": 5887.64, "end": 5893.24, "text": " that's how the counter attack there are mechs up ahead looks like you don't have"}, {"start": 5893.24, "end": 5895.24, "text": " choice"}, {"start": 5898.219999999999, "end": 5899.92, "text": " So"}, {"start": 5899.92, "end": 5904.32, "text": " This is monkey his name is monkey and that is trip"}, {"start": 5906.679999999999, "end": 5913.36, "text": " Basically you're on this slave ship as slaves but something goes wrong and you escape not together"}, {"start": 5915.62, "end": 5919.66, "text": " But they both land over here and you see this headband he has on"}, {"start": 5919.66, "end": 5927.62, "text": " she put that headband on him because she needs him to guide her home if he"}, {"start": 5927.62, "end": 5937.5, "text": " doesn't obey this headband can kill him so basically we are enslaved"}, {"start": 5941.139999999999, "end": 5947.139999999999, "text": " so yeah she can say like come on get him away from me and then the headband"}, {"start": 5947.14, "end": 5949.5, "text": " and it's gonna force him to move away with pain."}, {"start": 5951.320000000001, "end": 5952.780000000001, "text": " So they're not really friends."}, {"start": 5952.780000000001, "end": 5954.660000000001, "text": " He's literally just enslaved by her."}, {"start": 5955.660000000001, "end": 5957.58, "text": " And you gotta guide her home."}, {"start": 5957.58, "end": 5960.900000000001, "text": " She says, if you take me home, I'll remove the headband."}, {"start": 5960.900000000001, "end": 5961.740000000001, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 5962.62, "end": 5964.26, "text": " And here's the big catch."}, {"start": 5964.26, "end": 5967.740000000001, "text": " If she dies, the headband kills him too."}, {"start": 5969.22, "end": 5970.06, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 5971.26, "end": 5972.1, "text": " That is it."}, {"start": 5973.42, "end": 5975.02, "text": " So you gotta keep her alive."}, {"start": 5975.740000000001, "end": 5981.080000000001, "text": " Ask the story so it's an odyssey to the west to get her home alive"}, {"start": 5984.860000000001, "end": 5987.5, "text": " Oh, yeah, I was gonna check that any file real quick"}, {"start": 5988.46, "end": 5994.540000000001, "text": " Guessing it saved here just to make sure like these things is on I don't think it's a big deal any ways if it's not, but let me check"}, {"start": 5995.540000000001, "end": 5999.660000000001, "text": " It says these things on in game, but I mean it's an old game. It might not actually work"}, {"start": 5999.740000000001, "end": 6003.740000000001, "text": " Where was the any file was it in documents or was it in the actual monkey?"}, {"start": 6003.74, "end": 6013.46, "text": " monkey games theme folder and see here monkey game config I guess default"}, {"start": 6013.46, "end": 6025.7, "text": " documents my games okay it's there all right let me do it I don't think this is"}, {"start": 6025.7, "end": 6034.7, "text": " going to change anything but you never know. Unreal Engine 3 doesn't even exist here. Oh"}, {"start": 6034.7, "end": 6040.98, "text": " wait, my games. Oh there, yeah there it is. Monkey game. What was it called? Where'd"}, {"start": 6040.98, "end": 6054.22, "text": " your... Oh there. Comfig, yeah. Is it Monkey Engine? Monkey game? Which file is it? Nucleo."}, {"start": 6054.22, "end": 6066.42, "text": " one is it out of these monkey engine dot any okay monkey engine and then the"}, {"start": 6066.42, "end": 6076.02, "text": " equals sink here the sink yeah it is true so it's just an old-ass game dude"}, {"start": 6076.02, "end": 6082.26, "text": " it's just an old-ass game that's it oh wait you can actually make it window"}, {"start": 6082.26, "end": 6092.860000000001, "text": " mode here oh shit does that work false I'm good I'm gonna see if that works"}, {"start": 6094.26, "end": 6103.54, "text": " let's go no no it's gonna work watch it's gonna be window mode now it did not"}, {"start": 6103.54, "end": 6115.66, "text": " work fine we keep going oh fuck I forgot a thing damn it I forgot a thing I did"}, {"start": 6115.66, "end": 6122.34, "text": " save the change Kethrys oops jump scare I'm gonna try triple buffering just in"}, {"start": 6122.34, "end": 6129.46, "text": " case I don't think it's gonna do shit but why not test it"}, {"start": 6129.46, "end": 6136.46, "text": " Drippelbaffering on... there we go."}, {"start": 6136.46, "end": 6140.7, "text": " Uppery."}, {"start": 6140.7, "end": 6142.82, "text": " It's fine to just do it in global settings, right?"}, {"start": 6142.82, "end": 6151.02, "text": " I don't have to choose the game X, right?"}, {"start": 6151.02, "end": 6153.54, "text": " I found the X file anyways here, whatever."}, {"start": 6153.54, "end": 6164.76, "text": " Should be yeah, yeah, I found Mexico anyway, so it doesn't matter all right cool. Let's go"}, {"start": 6164.76, "end": 6168.2, "text": " Yeah, the game uses global by triple buffering is on now"}, {"start": 6168.2, "end": 6185.96, "text": " We continue the odyssey without pickle. Hey nurse first thinks of burst"}, {"start": 6185.96, "end": 6190.08, "text": " I was gonna fist thanks to the 14 bears can't think 30 pot bogeyman 80 carter"}, {"start": 6190.08, "end": 6201.44, "text": " maybe to wait so in journey to the West is Vukong also forced to go there"}, {"start": 6204.92, "end": 6213.64, "text": " he is okay there's the crash site now it's over there allow D3D10 runs the"}, {"start": 6213.64, "end": 6218.5199999999995, "text": " game of the right next time okay I'll use the driving fly to find us around"}, {"start": 6218.52, "end": 6220.52, "text": " Wait, where do you do that setting?"}, {"start": 6234.52, "end": 6240.52, "text": " Oh fuck, it was two lines below v-sync. Oh shit, in the unifile."}, {"start": 6243.52, "end": 6244.52, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 6245.52, "end": 6247.52, "text": " I'm guessing it's still tearing a little bit."}, {"start": 6248.52, "end": 6260.6, "text": " Okay fine you know what I'll check that too since we're we're we're we're in the middle"}, {"start": 6260.6, "end": 6270.6, "text": " of tech anyways you know we're in the middle of tech these sync two files oh this one true"}, {"start": 6270.6, "end": 6275.6, "text": " True, true, true, save, save, save, true, true, save, true."}, {"start": 6280.92, "end": 6282.08, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 6285.360000000001, "end": 6286.72, "text": " I'm gonna save one more time"}, {"start": 6286.72, "end": 6289.360000000001, "text": " and I've saved like 10 times, we're good."}, {"start": 6289.360000000001, "end": 6291.56, "text": " Now it's gonna break, nah, it'll be fine."}, {"start": 6300.6, "end": 6304.1, "text": " Maybe there's a screen for camera shake?"}, {"start": 6304.1, "end": 6307.6, "text": " It's not even camera shake though, it's like camera tilt."}, {"start": 6360.6, "end": 6366.320000000001, "text": " tearing it's just an old ass game it's classic"}, {"start": 6368.6, "end": 6375.56, "text": " oh shit a lot of words it's just an old ass"}, {"start": 6375.56, "end": 6389.9800000000005, "text": " I think this DirectX 10 thing though made it so it's locked to 62"}, {"start": 6405.56, "end": 6410.56, "text": " Org maxing."}, {"start": 6410.56, "end": 6417.56, "text": " Yeah, the game runs at 62 normally, it's really weird."}, {"start": 6417.56, "end": 6423.56, "text": " Holy orbs!"}, {"start": 6423.56, "end": 6430.56, "text": " Oh, that's an underlingent thing?"}, {"start": 6430.56, "end": 6443.200000000001, "text": " I see yeah with these old games there's just there's like just I don't even know"}, {"start": 6443.200000000001, "end": 6449.080000000001, "text": " what there's like nothing you can do about it it's just that's how they are"}, {"start": 6449.08, "end": 6469.88, "text": " I haven't seen that bad though."}, {"start": 6469.88, "end": 6488.64, "text": " out the Kenya so I'm not sure you can't yeah I think you can't walk the"}, {"start": 6488.64, "end": 6497.0, "text": " frame rate I need a check point I'm not repicking these orbs two weeks ago I"}, {"start": 6497.0, "end": 6501.04, "text": " I tried to play old black flag, but I wasn't able to start it shit. Just broke it to me. Yeah"}, {"start": 6502.8, "end": 6508.32, "text": " You need 60 FPS lock for chapter 13 and breaks at high frame rate. Oh shit, okay"}, {"start": 6510.36, "end": 6512.36, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 6515.84, "end": 6520.16, "text": " Wasn't orb there, but it was just one word I guess you could kill them though"}, {"start": 6520.16, "end": 6532.16, "text": " Just use NVCP. Okay, I could try this when I get a checkpoint. I just have no idea when"}, {"start": 6532.16, "end": 6539.16, "text": " you get a checkpoint in this game though. Holy shit!"}, {"start": 6539.16, "end": 6541.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6556.88, "end": 6558.88, "text": " Look at this trip"}, {"start": 6561.08, "end": 6564.36, "text": " Where I am me ago, I'm gonna try to counter attack"}, {"start": 6564.360000000001, "end": 6569.6, "text": " Okay, oh he shuts them down nice"}, {"start": 6585.8, "end": 6587.8, "text": " No, he's not"}, {"start": 6594.360000000001, "end": 6623.740000000001, "text": " Well, in that case, I need to lower effect this volume, yeah, I think I might be able"}, {"start": 6623.74, "end": 6629.32, "text": " to yeah I can yeah I can do that uh hopefully their speech don't get lowered"}, {"start": 6629.32, "end": 6632.36, "text": " with this it probably does"}, {"start": 6636.28, "end": 6642.719999999999, "text": " yeah we need to lock the game at 60 FPS anyways for later so we don't get soft"}, {"start": 6642.719999999999, "end": 6645.04, "text": " locked"}, {"start": 6645.04, "end": 6658.72, "text": " I could disable v-sync in game and then enable it in that control panel"}, {"start": 6658.72, "end": 6670.72, "text": " Fuck, that's the save symbol, I see, I'm kinda..."}, {"start": 6670.72, "end": 6694.8, "text": " Chapter 3, okay, any more cool combat stuff?"}, {"start": 6694.8, "end": 6699.76, "text": " We got those wide area attack, evade attack, combat awareness."}, {"start": 6699.76, "end": 6702.56, "text": " One kill will channel the staff's energy into one massive attack."}, {"start": 6702.56, "end": 6704.360000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna try that."}, {"start": 6704.360000000001, "end": 6706.360000000001, "text": " I should keep moving, it's not safe."}, {"start": 6728.040000000001, "end": 6730.920000000001, "text": " So lowering the effects lowers their speech to..."}, {"start": 6730.92, "end": 6737.96, "text": " these games man when they're trip over the"}, {"start": 6737.96, "end": 6742.76, "text": " corner ask her to heal you was no"}, {"start": 6750.24, "end": 6754.16, "text": " the fuck was that"}, {"start": 6760.92, "end": 6774.04, "text": " what are you okay you didn't see him was that mean your theory"}, {"start": 6774.04, "end": 6780.6, "text": " crazy it could be because of your headband it is effectively wired into your brain maybe"}, {"start": 6780.6, "end": 6784.6, "text": " It causes hallucinations."}, {"start": 6784.6, "end": 6788.6, "text": " Great. Great. This just gets better and better."}, {"start": 6788.6, "end": 6792.6, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6804.6, "end": 6808.6, "text": " This way."}, {"start": 6808.6, "end": 6822.4800000000005, "text": " I've never played this no she can climb up alone right I can almost buy it give me"}, {"start": 6822.4800000000005, "end": 6835.240000000001, "text": " one more word yes all right focused attack first why be when the staff"}, {"start": 6835.24, "end": 6842.82, "text": " gloss after landing multiple attacks oh okay sick you got a land multiple"}, {"start": 6842.82, "end": 6847.96, "text": " attacks in quick succession then you get glowing staff and then boom"}, {"start": 6852.96, "end": 6858.8, "text": " is this black myth book on like yeah yeah you could say so yeah"}, {"start": 6865.24, "end": 6868.04, "text": " Detachable, okay, let's see if I can rip it off"}, {"start": 6878.679999999999, "end": 6882.46, "text": " I'm waiting I'm chilling. Oh or"}, {"start": 6895.24, "end": 6919.24, "text": " I mean, it's Andy Serkis, Mr. Serkis."}, {"start": 6919.24, "end": 6944.38, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 6944.38, "end": 6946.38, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 6951.78, "end": 6958.2, "text": " Apparently the game was written by Alex Garland famous 20 days later franchise dread movie"}, {"start": 6962.7, "end": 6964.7, "text": " Any or a bus here"}, {"start": 6974.38, "end": 6979.26, "text": " Also the dude who's directing the elder ring movie. Oh, wait, what?"}, {"start": 6981.7, "end": 6985.3, "text": " Yeah, we're going up there some order boss, okay, let's go"}, {"start": 6987.3, "end": 6992.76, "text": " Why are you the orbs you buy upgrades with them what counter attacks increase your health shield"}, {"start": 6993.9400000000005, "end": 6995.9400000000005, "text": " spotting that car"}, {"start": 6995.9400000000005, "end": 6997.9400000000005, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 6997.9400000000005, "end": 7001.14, "text": " It worked on the dump the DMC game"}, {"start": 7001.860000000001, "end": 7007.820000000001, "text": " Dude that DMC game though is is actually alright. I remember I should replay it"}, {"start": 7012.660000000001, "end": 7014.660000000001, "text": " I don't think I can get you across this"}, {"start": 7016.620000000001, "end": 7020.42, "text": " Wait, I can get through here. Okay, I'll find another way around"}, {"start": 7022.580000000001, "end": 7024.580000000001, "text": " Yeah, the gameplay is what I'm thinking of"}, {"start": 7027.9400000000005, "end": 7037.9400000000005, "text": " What's the next upgrade I get?"}, {"start": 7037.9400000000005, "end": 7050.34, "text": " I've seen the game Dinch Attack, yeah I have, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7050.34, "end": 7052.740000000001, "text": " Chapter 3, the Metal Tower."}, {"start": 7053.62, "end": 7057.139999999999, "text": " Okay, when we're done with this chapter, I gotta lock the game to 60."}, {"start": 7057.98, "end": 7062.62, "text": " Well, 62 might be fine, but just to make sure so we don't get any damn softlocks."}, {"start": 7068.78, "end": 7070.78, "text": " What? I'm here."}, {"start": 7076.46, "end": 7079.66, "text": " Whoa, there's a lot of mechs out there."}, {"start": 7079.66, "end": 7086.38, "text": " wait I'll do a scan with the dragonfly it looks like we need to get to that door"}, {"start": 7086.38, "end": 7091.099999999999, "text": " what up playing is covering it"}, {"start": 7091.099999999999, "end": 7095.7, "text": " that match has the same kind of detachable gun on it"}, {"start": 7095.7, "end": 7102.139999999999, "text": " multiple matches but they're inactive but they have orbs"}, {"start": 7102.14, "end": 7108.14, "text": " I'll wait here until it's safe."}, {"start": 7108.14, "end": 7113.14, "text": " Yeah, you do that."}, {"start": 7113.14, "end": 7116.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7116.14, "end": 7122.14, "text": " Add the bath."}, {"start": 7122.14, "end": 7129.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7129.14, "end": 7133.14, "text": " the"}, {"start": 7133.14, "end": 7136.14, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7136.14, "end": 7139.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7139.14, "end": 7142.14, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7142.14, "end": 7146.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 7146.14, "end": 7149.14, "text": " death"}, {"start": 7149.14, "end": 7151.64, "text": " Oh. Yep."}, {"start": 7153.4800000000005, "end": 7154.4800000000005, "text": " Okay, what?"}, {"start": 7155.22, "end": 7156.72, "text": " Did I grab this again?"}, {"start": 7157.68, "end": 7159.08, "text": " No? Alright."}, {"start": 7179.14, "end": 7181.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7184.780000000001, "end": 7186.780000000001, "text": " Zoom"}, {"start": 7191.46, "end": 7193.46, "text": " Where's his camera terrible"}, {"start": 7199.820000000001, "end": 7201.820000000001, "text": " What"}, {"start": 7203.38, "end": 7205.38, "text": " But I can just"}, {"start": 7209.14, "end": 7220.9400000000005, "text": " This game is 27. Yeah, it is"}, {"start": 7230.34, "end": 7236.740000000001, "text": " How will I get up can I jump over that there's no way I think can I carry her"}, {"start": 7236.74, "end": 7244.38, "text": " If she runs, she's dead, and if she's dead, then I'm dead."}, {"start": 7244.38, "end": 7250.0599999999995, "text": " This is far from out."}, {"start": 7250.0599999999995, "end": 7253.94, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7253.9400000000005, "end": 7254.9400000000005, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7254.9400000000005, "end": 7280.42, "text": " Now, when you carry her, the shield protects her, too."}, {"start": 7281.3, "end": 7284.26, "text": " We'll finish the peak RPG I played yesterday. No, I"}, {"start": 7285.74, "end": 7292.4400000000005, "text": " Mean it was like it was pretty alright, but I'm not sure I want to spend like 40 50 hours on it"}, {"start": 7293.82, "end": 7296.06, "text": " Especially when Missful Hunter is out in two days"}, {"start": 7304.62, "end": 7306.62, "text": " Zoom"}, {"start": 7310.42, "end": 7320.42, "text": " Can I make that? No way. HOLY SHIT!"}, {"start": 7340.42, "end": 7342.42, "text": " Easy work"}, {"start": 7352.76, "end": 7354.76, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7359.9800000000005, "end": 7363.34, "text": " But I'll try for second realms virus call yeah yesterday. I played it. Yeah"}, {"start": 7370.42, "end": 7388.66, "text": " here we go ps3 turn section"}, {"start": 7418.66, "end": 7420.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7443.54, "end": 7445.54, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 7478.66, "end": 7483.66, "text": " So many orbs! Alright, cool."}, {"start": 7484.66, "end": 7488.66, "text": " All the orbs! Wahoo!"}, {"start": 7495.66, "end": 7500.66, "text": " Thank you. Yeah."}, {"start": 7508.66, "end": 7515.66, "text": " Orbs are XP, yeah."}, {"start": 7520.58, "end": 7523.139999999999, "text": " Oh shit, one of these dank ones again."}, {"start": 7523.139999999999, "end": 7527.98, "text": " Oh, what? Okay."}, {"start": 7527.98, "end": 7534.98, "text": " Command return."}, {"start": 7534.9800000000005, "end": 7541.540000000001, "text": " what is it okay"}, {"start": 7549.540000000001, "end": 7553.780000000001, "text": " I'm gonna die here aren't I just like"}, {"start": 7553.780000000001, "end": 7555.900000000001, "text": " everyone else did I am gonna let that"}, {"start": 7555.900000000001, "end": 7578.500000000001, "text": " happen. It's Andy Circus. Yeah, Circus. Mr. Circus. Why are they best friends? No, they're"}, {"start": 7578.500000000001, "end": 7583.9800000000005, "text": " not. He just has to keep her alive, keep her spirit high, because otherwise he dies."}, {"start": 7583.9800000000005, "end": 7585.9800000000005, "text": " We're nearly there"}, {"start": 7589.900000000001, "end": 7593.3, "text": " There's a mix down there, I'll deal with them. Let's just make a way down"}, {"start": 7600.06, "end": 7603.14, "text": " Yeah, where's that blue blue stuff?"}, {"start": 7613.9800000000005, "end": 7620.9800000000005, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing."}, {"start": 7620.9800000000005, "end": 7624.500000000001, "text": " Stun ammo."}, {"start": 7624.500000000001, "end": 7633.500000000001, "text": " Oh, down there, I see your car."}, {"start": 7633.500000000001, "end": 7641.780000000001, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 7641.78, "end": 7661.32, "text": " This is a bad idea."}, {"start": 7661.32, "end": 7662.32, "text": " What is she doing?"}, {"start": 7662.32, "end": 7664.32, "text": " You got a death wish?"}, {"start": 7686.82, "end": 7688.82, "text": " Not anymore"}, {"start": 7692.32, "end": 7717.04, "text": " Oh, no, not you again."}, {"start": 7717.04, "end": 7720.48, "text": " Shut up, dude."}, {"start": 7720.4800000000005, "end": 7723.64, "text": " I know what to do, Drift."}, {"start": 7723.64, "end": 7726.080000000001, "text": " I already fought one, remember?"}, {"start": 7744.080000000001, "end": 7746.080000000001, "text": " Why can't I lose the ammo?"}, {"start": 7750.4800000000005, "end": 7770.360000000001, "text": " S. When do I get my focus, S? When do I get my focus attack?"}, {"start": 7770.360000000001, "end": 7775.360000000001, "text": " Now."}, {"start": 7775.360000000001, "end": 7785.360000000001, "text": " Uh, yeah, where do I, where do I, where?"}, {"start": 7785.360000000001, "end": 7788.360000000001, "text": " Maybe there."}, {"start": 7788.360000000001, "end": 7795.360000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 7795.360000000001, "end": 7797.360000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7797.360000000001, "end": 7804.360000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7804.360000000001, "end": 7811.360000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7811.360000000001, "end": 7818.360000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7818.360000000001, "end": 7821.360000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7821.360000000001, "end": 7825.360000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7825.360000000001, "end": 7831.960000000001, "text": " I like that that's kind of cool nice nice nice"}, {"start": 7835.960000000001, "end": 7839.540000000001, "text": " Robo gore yeah, I was like a robo intestines"}, {"start": 7839.54, "end": 7848.54, "text": " What up, Nico?"}, {"start": 7848.54, "end": 7854.14, "text": " Yeah, it's pretty cool, Angus."}, {"start": 7854.14, "end": 7862.0199999999995, "text": " Okay, well I get a checkpoint."}, {"start": 7862.0199999999995, "end": 7864.82, "text": " Shite and big 65 and X at X4 years."}, {"start": 7864.82, "end": 7867.22, "text": " Oh, that's chapter four."}, {"start": 7867.22, "end": 7869.06, "text": " Okay, I should get a checkpoint now."}, {"start": 7869.06, "end": 7872.02, "text": " We gotta make sure the game is locked to 60 so I don't just soft lock."}, {"start": 7872.740000000001, "end": 7875.22, "text": " I mean it says 62 is probably fine but it might as well."}, {"start": 7891.900000000001, "end": 7894.620000000001, "text": " Yeah I'm gonna get the L panel V sync and turn off in game."}, {"start": 7894.860000000001, "end": 7897.5, "text": " The in game one probably doesn't even work. It wouldn't surprise me."}, {"start": 7899.06, "end": 7920.740000000001, "text": " crispy critters I like the dynamic between them though I like the interesting"}, {"start": 7920.740000000001, "end": 7925.700000000001, "text": " part kind of like Joel and Ellie all right let me fix it before we get any"}, {"start": 7925.7, "end": 7931.0199999999995, "text": " further this will be this will be very quick chat don't worry about it this"}, {"start": 7931.0199999999995, "end": 7936.58, "text": " game released so scuffed while on consoles too"}, {"start": 7941.0599999999995, "end": 7946.0599999999995, "text": " get the panel all the games of our ass pretty cool and it was like bionic"}, {"start": 7946.0599999999995, "end": 7951.78, "text": " commando let me turn this off here triple buffering off and now I'm gonna go"}, {"start": 7951.78, "end": 7958.92, "text": " to program settings I'm gonna it is on enslaved I'm gonna max frame rate where"}, {"start": 7958.92, "end": 7964.28, "text": " are you there I'm gonna make this 60"}, {"start": 7964.8, "end": 7977.04, "text": " thank you and then the sink is on triple buffering is also on but the girls"}, {"start": 7977.04, "end": 7982.5, "text": " very useless yeah but she gives us upgrades though there we go let's see if"}, {"start": 7982.5, "end": 7986.48, "text": " that hopefully that will avoid anything anything else I need to do no"}, {"start": 7986.48, "end": 7989.16, "text": " probably not"}, {"start": 7998.92, "end": 8002.6, "text": " no no no"}, {"start": 8007.04, "end": 8010.32, "text": " Hey Cala!"}, {"start": 8015.36, "end": 8021.48, "text": " Hey you! Yeah I actually tried going on PC gaming Vicky before but this site was"}, {"start": 8021.48, "end": 8026.68, "text": " like down like before stream. Now it's long to 60 though. Now the V-Sync in the"}, {"start": 8026.68, "end": 8036.2, "text": " game my I'm gonna just turn this off. Should be good yeah. Let's go. It's"}, {"start": 8036.2, "end": 8038.36, "text": " Probably still not gonna do anything, but that's right"}, {"start": 8045.28, "end": 8047.4, "text": " Where are thou chapter 4"}, {"start": 8061.28, "end": 8066.179999999999, "text": " Yeah, I actually never seen anything Deadpool but the Deadpool game seems pretty good"}, {"start": 8066.2, "end": 8089.72, "text": " actually."}, {"start": 8089.72, "end": 8092.76, "text": " Screen tear, looking good now, no more tearing."}, {"start": 8092.76, "end": 8099.76, "text": " Well, I guess it is for some but not for others."}, {"start": 8099.76, "end": 8102.76, "text": " That is what it is."}, {"start": 8102.76, "end": 8104.76, "text": " This is scary."}, {"start": 8104.76, "end": 8106.76, "text": " I don't like this."}, {"start": 8106.76, "end": 8107.76, "text": " It'll be fine."}, {"start": 8107.76, "end": 8108.76, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 8108.76, "end": 8109.76, "text": " You're sitting in trucks."}, {"start": 8109.76, "end": 8110.76, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 8110.76, "end": 8140.6, "text": " I wonder if you can increase your attack power."}, {"start": 8140.6, "end": 8142.6, "text": " Throw mechs fire bolts of energy that should be avoided"}, {"start": 8142.6, "end": 8170.84, "text": " I see a little bit yeah I happen like sometimes"}, {"start": 8172.6, "end": 8175.0, "text": " I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai."}, {"start": 8179.6, "end": 8180.8, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 8189.6, "end": 8194.4, "text": " Oh, I see one of them, uh, dev photo. Whatever it is."}, {"start": 8200.0, "end": 8201.2, "text": " It's below me."}, {"start": 8202.6, "end": 8214.2, "text": " I don't think this thing works here it is what I just want an old game like this is gonna be a bit scuffed"}, {"start": 8214.2, "end": 8221.2, "text": " to Reno. I want to get down there."}, {"start": 8244.2, "end": 8256.240000000002, "text": " Okay, I see nuclear."}, {"start": 8256.240000000002, "end": 8257.240000000002, "text": " It's a worst?"}, {"start": 8257.240000000002, "end": 8258.36, "text": " Oh, I know!"}, {"start": 8258.36, "end": 8266.960000000001, "text": " I think when I activated the D3D setting in the Inifile, uh, it was Omegas, I think"}, {"start": 8266.960000000001, "end": 8267.960000000001, "text": " that's why."}, {"start": 8267.960000000001, "end": 8270.6, "text": " Well, this is a setting stream now, chat."}, {"start": 8270.6, "end": 8273.880000000001, "text": " It was a good playthrough, but it's over."}, {"start": 8273.880000000001, "end": 8278.2, "text": " We did what we could, but it's over."}, {"start": 8278.2, "end": 8281.160000000002, "text": " Wait, distortion equals true."}, {"start": 8281.160000000002, "end": 8282.44, "text": " No, it's not over."}, {"start": 8282.44, "end": 8285.920000000002, "text": " This, when I activated this setting, shit turned worse."}, {"start": 8285.920000000002, "end": 8288.52, "text": " So I'm actually gonna false this again."}, {"start": 8288.52, "end": 8289.36, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 8293.960000000001, "end": 8295.68, "text": " Okay, saved, saved."}, {"start": 8295.68, "end": 8297.560000000001, "text": " Now that's false again."}, {"start": 8297.560000000001, "end": 8299.68, "text": " We play again."}, {"start": 8299.68, "end": 8300.84, "text": " Ay-ya-ya-y."}, {"start": 8303.880000000001, "end": 8308.04, "text": " I think that setting actually made it worse, I can notice on like the frames and shit too."}, {"start": 8309.240000000002, "end": 8311.640000000001, "text": " No V-syncing games like FIFA, like megas, yeah."}, {"start": 8333.880000000001, "end": 8340.880000000001, "text": " Tell me how it is now when I turn that off."}, {"start": 8363.880000000001, "end": 8372.000000000002, "text": " Okay, I don't know what to do then chat we can flush I guess"}, {"start": 8393.880000000001, "end": 8403.68, "text": " It's fine flushes and start out in 20 hour."}, {"start": 8403.68, "end": 8406.68, "text": " I wanna see where this game goes though but if..."}, {"start": 8406.68, "end": 8411.28, "text": " Not that bad, okay."}, {"start": 8411.28, "end": 8419.880000000001, "text": " Anyway I see it, I see where I need to go, it's over here."}, {"start": 8419.880000000001, "end": 8427.880000000001, "text": " Oh, hold this! Hold it! And hey, jump, monkey! Jump!"}, {"start": 8427.880000000001, "end": 8431.880000000001, "text": " It was fucking..."}, {"start": 8431.880000000001, "end": 8435.880000000001, "text": " Ah..."}, {"start": 8435.880000000001, "end": 8442.880000000001, "text": " It is going to lie."}, {"start": 8442.880000000001, "end": 8447.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, I guess you can say so."}, {"start": 8447.880000000001, "end": 8456.880000000001, "text": " Now you're supposed to use the walls to read your shield, I think."}, {"start": 8456.880000000001, "end": 8466.880000000001, "text": " To the left."}, {"start": 8466.880000000001, "end": 8475.68, "text": " Sit."}, {"start": 8475.68, "end": 8477.68, "text": " Shield."}, {"start": 8477.68, "end": 8479.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8479.68, "end": 8481.68, "text": " Shield."}, {"start": 8481.68, "end": 8483.68, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 8483.68, "end": 8485.68, "text": " Off."}, {"start": 8486.26, "end": 8487.26, "text": " Up!"}, {"start": 8487.56, "end": 8488.56, "text": " See!"}, {"start": 8492.36, "end": 8493.36, "text": " Up!"}, {"start": 8494.32, "end": 8495.32, "text": " See!"}, {"start": 8525.32, "end": 8527.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8546.32, "end": 8548.32, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8555.32, "end": 8576.68, "text": " I can see the golem on his face."}, {"start": 8576.68, "end": 8577.68, "text": " Staff can shoot, yeah."}, {"start": 8577.68, "end": 8579.68, "text": " You're basically playing Bucone."}, {"start": 8585.28, "end": 8587.28, "text": " Wait, that was handy circus!"}, {"start": 8588.960000000001, "end": 8590.960000000001, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 8597.44, "end": 8599.44, "text": " This game is so weird."}, {"start": 8607.68, "end": 8610.68, "text": " Was he there in a previous flashback? Oh, I missed that."}, {"start": 8616.68, "end": 8619.68, "text": " Andy equals circus."}, {"start": 8637.68, "end": 8660.52, "text": " fuck it all the sound effects are so loud but you also want to hear what they're saying"}, {"start": 8660.52, "end": 8663.52, "text": " Distortion equals true."}, {"start": 8720.52, "end": 8724.24, "text": " Solid who's he talking to he's talking to her"}, {"start": 8750.52, "end": 8756.48, "text": " I can't fight it just just keep still"}, {"start": 8780.52, "end": 8782.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8793.92, "end": 8795.92, "text": " Easy"}, {"start": 8796.42, "end": 8801.92, "text": " Trip use the stuff I dropped to get across that thing on stay down for long"}, {"start": 8810.52, "end": 8828.92, "text": " Yeah, I won't say that one again, sure of me."}, {"start": 8828.92, "end": 8834.76, "text": " Holy shit, yo, I have 80,000, I can buy me the upgrades."}, {"start": 8834.76, "end": 8836.76, "text": " She makes your feet tickle."}, {"start": 8836.76, "end": 8838.76, "text": " A heights."}, {"start": 8838.76, "end": 8852.76, "text": " 85."}, {"start": 8852.76, "end": 8860.76, "text": " Come in."}, {"start": 8860.76, "end": 8873.36, "text": " Water doesn't work on this bad boy Y'all not sinkin' x32."}, {"start": 8873.36, "end": 8876.84, "text": " Hey deer, the shy deer!"}, {"start": 8876.84, "end": 8879.08, "text": " Did I ever play Rogue Galaxy?"}, {"start": 8879.08, "end": 8881.08, "text": " Never have, no."}, {"start": 8881.08, "end": 8883.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8911.08, "end": 8915.08, "text": " Orbs! Orbs!"}, {"start": 8923.08, "end": 8924.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8929.08, "end": 8934.08, "text": " Okay, I can get the orbs. I can get the orbs! It's fine!"}, {"start": 8934.08, "end": 8936.08, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8936.08, "end": 8943.08, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8943.08, "end": 8958.08, "text": " That was a good def animation though."}, {"start": 8958.08, "end": 8960.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8963.48, "end": 8972.28, "text": " Was a good death animation though. I like it. I like how he threw her away so she could live"}, {"start": 8973.96, "end": 8975.96, "text": " Very noble Andy"}, {"start": 8976.2, "end": 8978.2, "text": " They made behind an enemy and attack them"}, {"start": 8979.92, "end": 8985.32, "text": " Wide attack increases staggered duration of it. He said yeah health shield"}, {"start": 8985.32, "end": 8987.32, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 8991.56, "end": 8995.199999999999, "text": " Yeah, these these ones are very cheap they are"}, {"start": 8997.199999999999, "end": 8999.199999999999, "text": " Just to stay alive, what about health"}, {"start": 9001.52, "end": 9006.48, "text": " Monkey health and then it will regenerate here, which is kind of nice"}, {"start": 9009.32, "end": 9012.199999999999, "text": " But I'll start with a shield shield recharge yeah"}, {"start": 9016.08, "end": 9022.66, "text": " Now which are recharge real quickly and then this and that I"}, {"start": 9025.66, "end": 9027.66, "text": " Good shit"}, {"start": 9030.82, "end": 9032.82, "text": " Yeah orbs orbs"}, {"start": 9045.32, "end": 9047.32, "text": " up here"}, {"start": 9051.56, "end": 9054.08, "text": " What why am I dying?"}, {"start": 9067.52, "end": 9069.52, "text": " Stop the tow"}, {"start": 9069.52, "end": 9081.560000000001, "text": " holy shit this shit or is that the shield the shield is so big after that"}, {"start": 9081.560000000001, "end": 9085.12, "text": " upgrade fucking hey"}, {"start": 9085.12, "end": 9102.240000000002, "text": " No orbs here crazy yo now I'll see give expert to"}, {"start": 9102.24, "end": 9103.24, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 9111.96, "end": 9112.96, "text": " Orbs."}, {"start": 9116.76, "end": 9117.76, "text": " Orbs."}, {"start": 9123.92, "end": 9125.92, "text": " Should be deathless, Maronel."}, {"start": 9125.92, "end": 9132.92, "text": " Damn, what was that Luke she gave him?"}, {"start": 9132.92, "end": 9133.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9133.92, "end": 9145.2, "text": " Yeah, PC Gaming Vicky says vertical sync broken in latest version."}, {"start": 9145.2, "end": 9146.44, "text": " Force through GPU control panel."}, {"start": 9146.44, "end": 9148.44, "text": " I mean, it is forced on right now."}, {"start": 9163.640000000001, "end": 9164.640000000001, "text": " Some AA people."}, {"start": 9172.140000000001, "end": 9175.640000000001, "text": " Monkey, that's a power cell."}, {"start": 9176.44, "end": 9177.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9177.44, "end": 9178.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9178.44, "end": 9179.44, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 9179.44, "end": 9180.44, "text": " That Mac is still outside."}, {"start": 9180.44, "end": 9181.44, "text": " Come on, let's keep moving."}, {"start": 9181.44, "end": 9182.44, "text": " Monkey, that is a power cell."}, {"start": 9182.44, "end": 9183.44, "text": " It's too valuable to leave behind."}, {"start": 9183.44, "end": 9184.44, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 9184.44, "end": 9185.44, "text": " Find a way to help me get up there."}, {"start": 9185.44, "end": 9186.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9186.44, "end": 9187.44, "text": " Let's do this quick."}, {"start": 9187.44, "end": 9188.44, "text": " Let me do a scan."}, {"start": 9188.44, "end": 9189.44, "text": " Camera work in the cutscenes."}, {"start": 9189.44, "end": 9190.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9190.44, "end": 9191.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9191.44, "end": 9192.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9192.44, "end": 9193.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9193.44, "end": 9194.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9194.44, "end": 9195.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9195.44, "end": 9196.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9196.44, "end": 9197.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9197.44, "end": 9198.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9198.44, "end": 9199.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9199.44, "end": 9201.44, "text": " Scan"}, {"start": 9205.12, "end": 9211.58, "text": " Camera work in the cussey is really good. Yeah, and the animations are very good too. It's just a camera in the call, but it's ass"}, {"start": 9229.44, "end": 9231.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9237.0, "end": 9239.0, "text": " Orbus"}, {"start": 9239.0, "end": 9261.0, "text": " Oh fuck, I'm dead!"}, {"start": 9261.0, "end": 9290.5, "text": " And I press R2 and he"}, {"start": 9290.5, "end": 9292.5, "text": " I PISSED OUT OF TWO!"}, {"start": 9302.5, "end": 9304.5, "text": " Let me do a scan."}, {"start": 9304.5, "end": 9306.5, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 9306.5, "end": 9308.5, "text": " Every checkpoint is always before the cutscene."}, {"start": 9314.5, "end": 9316.5, "text": " That was bad. I shouldn't die now."}, {"start": 9316.5, "end": 9323.06, "text": " now I won't die again unless it's a gimmick that's like to the dog because"}, {"start": 9323.06, "end": 9328.34, "text": " that was cool but I won't die again in this game"}, {"start": 9328.34, "end": 9349.52, "text": " I can't run oh my god Jill brother"}, {"start": 9358.9, "end": 9360.9, "text": " Fuck yeah"}, {"start": 9371.98, "end": 9373.98, "text": " Yeah, but I'm fighting the camera"}, {"start": 9380.98, "end": 9382.98, "text": " Or"}, {"start": 9388.34, "end": 9390.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9396.74, "end": 9398.74, "text": " Hope a story"}, {"start": 9398.74, "end": 9400.74, "text": " Fuck, I don't even know what to do."}, {"start": 9417.74, "end": 9419.74, "text": " VimBattle camera on his ass."}, {"start": 9428.74, "end": 9442.619999999999, "text": " No good job monkey hello love the game but it crashed too much busy testing DXVK"}, {"start": 9442.619999999999, "end": 9450.82, "text": " with this game seems to work what is DXVK okay but I want to know you're"}, {"start": 9450.82, "end": 9454.3, "text": " gonna kill me if I go explore aren't you"}, {"start": 9454.300000000001, "end": 9458.02, "text": " Monkey, I can't climb up by myself."}, {"start": 9458.02, "end": 9459.02, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9459.02, "end": 9460.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9460.02, "end": 9461.02, "text": " Monkey!"}, {"start": 9461.02, "end": 9462.62, "text": " Monkey, do this!"}, {"start": 9462.62, "end": 9467.62, "text": " Monkey, do that!"}, {"start": 9467.62, "end": 9468.62, "text": " Monkey!"}, {"start": 9468.62, "end": 9472.220000000001, "text": " I mean, this is where we go."}, {"start": 9472.220000000001, "end": 9473.26, "text": " There is..."}, {"start": 9473.26, "end": 9483.420000000002, "text": " I guess I'm going over there later."}, {"start": 9483.42, "end": 9485.42, "text": " Do we even have a name? No, our name is Monkey."}, {"start": 9489.42, "end": 9491.42, "text": " Monkey, stop this cream tearing."}, {"start": 9513.42, "end": 9542.44, "text": " I don't think anything I try is gonna like"}, {"start": 9542.44, "end": 9547.640000000001, "text": " Like the thing is I don't have a carrying only an OBS because of capture card"}, {"start": 9548.92, "end": 9550.92, "text": " Very common with old games"}, {"start": 9565.08, "end": 9567.08, "text": " So"}, {"start": 9567.08, "end": 9573.08, "text": " I need a triple PC setup, exactly."}, {"start": 9573.08, "end": 9575.08, "text": " No, yeah, but I don't have it."}, {"start": 9575.08, "end": 9579.08, "text": " It's because old games and capture cards, basically."}, {"start": 9579.08, "end": 9583.08, "text": " Sometimes it works, and sometimes it just won't."}, {"start": 9583.08, "end": 9585.08, "text": " Andy?"}, {"start": 9585.08, "end": 9587.08, "text": " We're gonna see more- Nope."}, {"start": 9597.08, "end": 9601.08, "text": " There he was again!"}, {"start": 9601.08, "end": 9613.08, "text": " This game is hilarious."}, {"start": 9613.08, "end": 9616.58, "text": " Oh, God. What do I do? What do I do?"}, {"start": 9623.08, "end": 9626.08, "text": " Tripp, turn it off. Turn it off!"}, {"start": 9630.58, "end": 9632.08, "text": " What the hell are you doing?!"}, {"start": 9643.08, "end": 9664.32, "text": " I'm gonna get a good roll today my last two have been mega stinkers"}, {"start": 9673.08, "end": 9683.08, "text": " But I see a lot of orbs over there."}, {"start": 9683.08, "end": 9696.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 9696.24, "end": 9698.24, "text": " I have played speckobst online, yeah."}, {"start": 9706.74, "end": 9708.24, "text": " It's below me, right?"}, {"start": 9709.74, "end": 9712.24, "text": " Hold up, there's a lot of worms down here."}, {"start": 9726.24, "end": 9730.24, "text": " I played Binary Domain too, yeah. This game came out 2010."}, {"start": 9739.24, "end": 9742.24, "text": " Okay, that's from that side."}, {"start": 9748.24, "end": 9750.24, "text": " Can I jump from there?"}, {"start": 9756.24, "end": 9763.24, "text": " You can make this jump?"}, {"start": 9763.24, "end": 9765.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9765.24, "end": 9778.24, "text": " I'm tired because I was up late watching the game play."}, {"start": 9778.24, "end": 9784.24, "text": " Oh my god, I know!"}, {"start": 9784.24, "end": 9791.22, "text": " I really want to get those orbs that are there."}, {"start": 9791.22, "end": 9792.22, "text": " Maybe I have to do it when..."}, {"start": 9792.22, "end": 9793.22, "text": " Yeah, I probably..."}, {"start": 9793.22, "end": 9794.22, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9794.22, "end": 9795.22, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 9795.22, "end": 9813.06, "text": " Can you get to the switch now?"}, {"start": 9813.06, "end": 9814.06, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 9814.06, "end": 9819.06, "text": " Yeah, I could get there."}, {"start": 9819.06, "end": 9820.5, "text": " Can I get to that one though?"}, {"start": 9820.5, "end": 9824.3, "text": " Oh yeah, I can if I go and lower the other one again."}, {"start": 9824.300000000001, "end": 9833.7, "text": " Yeah, she only says it once, which is nice."}, {"start": 9833.7, "end": 9838.18, "text": " I think maybe if I lower the green..."}, {"start": 9838.18, "end": 9841.500000000002, "text": " Wait, what happened to the..."}, {"start": 9841.500000000002, "end": 9847.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, if I lower the green and then I go there, there, and then I can jump there."}, {"start": 9847.380000000001, "end": 9852.18, "text": " Yeah, and then I get the insane orbs, secret orbs."}, {"start": 9852.18, "end": 9881.66, "text": " I'm just gonna be like, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 9881.66, "end": 9882.66, "text": " Look at that!"}, {"start": 9887.16, "end": 9888.16, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9891.16, "end": 9892.66, "text": " I live for the orbs!"}, {"start": 9896.16, "end": 9897.66, "text": " We can make this now, right?"}, {"start": 9898.66, "end": 9901.16, "text": " Nice. Good job, Andy! Let's go!"}, {"start": 9901.66, "end": 9902.66, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 9905.66, "end": 9907.66, "text": " Now we gotta put all of them up!"}, {"start": 9910.16, "end": 9911.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9941.66, "end": 9949.34, "text": " It loads what makes me seven just out of top five orange needles things gonna hook on this"}, {"start": 9952.42, "end": 9954.42, "text": " My pleasure"}, {"start": 9956.06, "end": 9962.78, "text": " The game I played yesterday flushed many was okay, but I'm not like it's an RPG, right?"}, {"start": 9962.78, "end": 9965.44, "text": " I'm not gonna play it for like 40 50 hours"}, {"start": 9965.44, "end": 9972.44, "text": " hours. When Mistfall Hunter and Mishim Party and stuff is out in on two days, 30th."}, {"start": 9995.44, "end": 10007.7, "text": " Wait, you finished it today, I arrived wait what you did it under 12 hours"}, {"start": 10025.44, "end": 10030.800000000001, "text": " Trust me."}, {"start": 10030.800000000001, "end": 10032.4, "text": " Oh, each shabbish is a dungeon."}, {"start": 10032.4, "end": 10034.52, "text": " Oh, so it's not that long of a game, then."}, {"start": 10034.52, "end": 10035.92, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 10035.92, "end": 10039.68, "text": " I guess I could finish it tomorrow."}, {"start": 10039.68, "end": 10041.16, "text": " If people really want me to."}, {"start": 10048.880000000001, "end": 10049.480000000001, "text": " Thanks, guy."}, {"start": 10055.44, "end": 10060.66, "text": " I mean, I'm already what four or five hours into the game. So I was chapter four. Yeah"}, {"start": 10062.04, "end": 10064.24, "text": " Only if you can enable screen"}, {"start": 10070.560000000001, "end": 10077.16, "text": " DXVK works very well, what does that do new Cleo? I keep in mind. I don't have tearing it's only an OBS"}, {"start": 10078.720000000001, "end": 10080.720000000001, "text": " Crash site. We're almost there"}, {"start": 10082.880000000001, "end": 10084.880000000001, "text": " You have to get across this bridge first"}, {"start": 10085.44, "end": 10093.44, "text": " Oh, it changes it to Vulcan?"}, {"start": 10093.44, "end": 10095.44, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10095.44, "end": 10101.44, "text": " That could actually fix it, yeah."}, {"start": 10101.44, "end": 10105.44, "text": " Is it easy to do?"}, {"start": 10105.44, "end": 10111.44, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10111.44, "end": 10114.44, "text": " It's drag and draw."}, {"start": 10114.44, "end": 10121.04, "text": " play listen if this is a easy fix okay listen I'm gonna test this we just got"}, {"start": 10121.04, "end": 10125.2, "text": " a checkpoint sorry Vod friends it's quick all right you give me the link I"}, {"start": 10125.2, "end": 10130.2, "text": " need to know if this works I could use it for future old games okay chat is"}, {"start": 10130.2, "end": 10135.84, "text": " very very important if you want to try okay all files from x32 did put into the"}, {"start": 10135.84, "end": 10146.0, "text": " game and slave binaries. Okay, thank you. Got it. All files from x32. Yeah, I see it."}, {"start": 10146.0, "end": 10159.04, "text": " Into game and slave binaries Windows 32. Game and slave binaries Windows 32. I've already"}, {"start": 10159.04, "end": 10167.5, "text": " done it chat I've already done it wait do you drop the the x32 file in the all"}, {"start": 10167.5, "end": 10173.2, "text": " thousand x32 directory put into game okay okay I see all files then I got you"}, {"start": 10173.2, "end": 10181.720000000001, "text": " gotcha gotcha all right I did it that's how quick it was let's see so easy game"}, {"start": 10181.72, "end": 10195.42, "text": " sometimes. I don't have to do anything else as long as the game again. Oh shit, it didn't"}, {"start": 10195.42, "end": 10218.78, "text": " launched in fullscreen anymore I think. No what? That's crazy. That's insane. What?"}, {"start": 10218.78, "end": 10220.78, "text": " I can all tab now."}, {"start": 10220.78, "end": 10221.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10221.78, "end": 10223.78, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 10226.78, "end": 10228.78, "text": " Let me know now if it's fixed."}, {"start": 10233.78, "end": 10234.78, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 10242.78, "end": 10245.78, "text": " I actually don't see any tearing anymore."}, {"start": 10245.78, "end": 10248.78, "text": " What? That's crazy!"}, {"start": 10253.78, "end": 10254.78, "text": " What do I only get?"}, {"start": 10259.78, "end": 10261.78, "text": " No, it's fucking fixed dude."}, {"start": 10261.78, "end": 10264.78, "text": " I'm gonna pull it very slowly from the side here."}, {"start": 10266.78, "end": 10269.78, "text": " I don't see a single tear."}, {"start": 10272.78, "end": 10274.78, "text": " Damn, that's insane."}, {"start": 10274.78, "end": 10290.58, "text": " who sent me that nucleo a nucleo is a mega hacker man"}, {"start": 10297.1, "end": 10302.7, "text": " we're good man oh now I'm not getting one guy by the shit anymore thank you"}, {"start": 10302.7, "end": 10304.86, "text": " It's a cloud doesn't look like a cloud"}, {"start": 10310.5, "end": 10313.740000000002, "text": " Whoa, what what?"}, {"start": 10317.1, "end": 10319.900000000001, "text": " All I know is work some places and I'm not others"}, {"start": 10323.1, "end": 10328.18, "text": " Fields of high enough concentration as I say work some places and not another"}, {"start": 10328.18, "end": 10333.14, "text": " Yeah, oh fuck it moves me far away. Sorry only room for one"}, {"start": 10333.98, "end": 10338.58, "text": " DXV case use those theme deck all games use it. Okay. All right. Yeah, thank you"}, {"start": 10338.58, "end": 10343.56, "text": " Dude, I gotta start using that for old games now because I do like playing these old games"}, {"start": 10343.56, "end": 10345.56, "text": " But there's always like screen tearing issues"}, {"start": 10358.18, "end": 10368.18, "text": " Is there any orbs here?"}, {"start": 10368.18, "end": 10369.18, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10369.18, "end": 10392.54, "text": " I go too far away and she decides that she just wants to kill me"}, {"start": 10392.54, "end": 10403.42, "text": " I'm running in a Windows can I experiment a little bit of words I mean at least I'll"}, {"start": 10403.42, "end": 10410.7, "text": " try it for every old game I'll play in the future because yeah I had no idea this was"}, {"start": 10410.7, "end": 10418.220000000001, "text": " a thing like I can even all tap on this game now that's insane"}, {"start": 10440.7, "end": 10447.7, "text": " Oh, I'm back, what's up?"}, {"start": 10447.7, "end": 10449.7, "text": " Come to Linux?"}, {"start": 10449.7, "end": 10451.7, "text": " Are... what?"}, {"start": 10473.7, "end": 10475.7, "text": " Ah, it's cool."}, {"start": 10475.7, "end": 10479.1, "text": " Holy monkey strength."}, {"start": 10479.1, "end": 10482.7, "text": " You make that jump?"}, {"start": 10482.7, "end": 10489.02, "text": " Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 10489.02, "end": 10499.02, "text": " Time to unflush old games?"}, {"start": 10499.02, "end": 10501.900000000001, "text": " I mean, I never flushed old games."}, {"start": 10501.9, "end": 10506.9, "text": " We've just kind of dealt with the screen tearing."}, {"start": 10513.9, "end": 10517.9, "text": " Okay, I see nuclear. Yeah, but that's really good though."}, {"start": 10517.9, "end": 10522.9, "text": " Like, being able to just alt-tab and hold games is so nice."}, {"start": 10531.9, "end": 10536.18, "text": " All right, we're getting up there from over here. I'm just grabbing all the"}, {"start": 10561.9, "end": 10590.9, "text": " Hurry up, slowpoke!"}, {"start": 10590.9, "end": 10598.699999999999, "text": " Actually don't I'm just here miring my screen tear-free stream"}, {"start": 10612.699999999999, "end": 10616.34, "text": " The light lighting in the front I don't see it"}, {"start": 10616.34, "end": 10621.34, "text": " Maybe it is."}, {"start": 10621.34, "end": 10636.34, "text": " Oh, is it less washed?"}, {"start": 10636.34, "end": 10638.34, "text": " How could he change that?"}, {"start": 10638.34, "end": 10642.34, "text": " Technology, man."}, {"start": 10646.34, "end": 10654.66, "text": " Yeah, but orbs."}, {"start": 10654.66, "end": 10655.86, "text": " There's orbs here, dude."}, {"start": 10655.86, "end": 10663.7, "text": " Oh, I think she's gonna kill me."}, {"start": 10663.7, "end": 10667.02, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 10667.02, "end": 10669.66, "text": " You swap out the renderer."}, {"start": 10669.66, "end": 10672.54, "text": " Rendering through Vulcan versus DX9 or whatever."}, {"start": 10672.54, "end": 10675.06, "text": " Right, yeah."}, {"start": 10675.06, "end": 10678.5, "text": " Yeah, because do most games use Vulcan nowadays?"}, {"start": 10684.98, "end": 10685.64, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 10685.64, "end": 10686.88, "text": " What do most games use?"}, {"start": 10686.88, "end": 10688.199999999999, "text": " Oh yeah, D12."}, {"start": 10688.199999999999, "end": 10688.699999999999, "text": " D12."}, {"start": 10693.48, "end": 10694.98, "text": " But DirectX 12."}, {"start": 10694.98, "end": 10701.16, "text": " And like Vulcan and like it's like when it runs like old"}, {"start": 10701.16, "end": 10704.98, "text": " like when it runs like old"}, {"start": 10704.98, "end": 10709.22, "text": " direct action stuff that's usually when all the problems happen with screen tearing and shit."}, {"start": 10724.74, "end": 10725.539999999999, "text": " I'm away!"}, {"start": 10734.98, "end": 10739.98, "text": " Yeah, because all the XF-Rolder Hardwares, yeah."}, {"start": 10739.98, "end": 10744.98, "text": " You remember the Riddit game, Screamtearing?"}, {"start": 10744.98, "end": 10746.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10749.98, "end": 10752.98, "text": " But the thing is, like, I never have the Screamtearing."}, {"start": 10752.98, "end": 10757.98, "text": " It's only OBS, because it goes through Capture Card, right?"}, {"start": 10757.98, "end": 10760.98, "text": " But that doesn't happen if you use, like, Vulcan or DirectX 12."}, {"start": 10760.98, "end": 10763.98, "text": " It's only on the older ones."}, {"start": 10763.98, "end": 10766.699999999999, "text": " I don't really know how it works. I don't get it."}, {"start": 10767.5, "end": 10771.1, "text": " But yeah, it's only when it's like the only thing's nine or some shit."}, {"start": 10778.539999999999, "end": 10780.06, "text": " Wait, there's a memory here!"}, {"start": 10793.98, "end": 10802.3, "text": " But I wonder why that changes though, I mean it's still running at the same frame, right?"}, {"start": 10802.3, "end": 10808.779999999999, "text": " So how could that be the difference between pairing and non-tairing?"}, {"start": 10808.779999999999, "end": 10810.779999999999, "text": " This shit's too tech for me, man."}, {"start": 10823.98, "end": 10825.98, "text": " Oh shit I'm coming!"}, {"start": 10831.98, "end": 10833.98, "text": " Oh sorry, coming."}, {"start": 10844.98, "end": 10847.98, "text": " Oh my god you just, you can't do anything yourself!"}, {"start": 10853.98, "end": 10876.98, "text": " I'm pressing B. I will kill you."}, {"start": 10876.98, "end": 10886.98, "text": " Oh god!"}, {"start": 10886.98, "end": 10904.779999999999, "text": " It's horrible!"}, {"start": 10904.78, "end": 10911.94, "text": " No, older DirectX than 10 on modern systems like Windows 11, you use basically runs on"}, {"start": 10911.94, "end": 10918.78, "text": " hacks compatibility subsystems, it's because DX10 introduced DXGI DirectX graphics infrastructure"}, {"start": 10918.78, "end": 10924.62, "text": " that is used by DX10, 11, 12, to TA."}, {"start": 10924.62, "end": 10928.380000000001, "text": " But I still don't get it though."}, {"start": 10928.380000000001, "end": 10930.380000000001, "text": " I hope the rest of this thing holds together."}, {"start": 10933.380000000001, "end": 10939.880000000001, "text": " Like, I don't understand. I felt screen tearing had to do with like your monitor refresh rate and the frame rate in the game yada yada."}, {"start": 10939.880000000001, "end": 10943.380000000001, "text": " But none of that has changed here. Only the renderer has changed."}, {"start": 10943.880000000001, "end": 10949.880000000001, "text": " So how can one tear and one knot when the frame rate and the refresh rate is still the same?"}, {"start": 10951.880000000001, "end": 10952.880000000001, "text": " Swap chain."}, {"start": 10953.880000000001, "end": 10954.880000000001, "text": " You lost me."}, {"start": 10955.880000000001, "end": 10957.880000000001, "text": " I'm just glad it works. Alright?"}, {"start": 10958.380000000001, "end": 10960.380000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10966.060000000001, "end": 10968.060000000001, "text": " Oh, tearing is not just that."}, {"start": 10974.62, "end": 10976.62, "text": " Orbs!"}, {"start": 10976.62, "end": 10992.980000000001, "text": " Okay, damage itself, damage itself destructed."}, {"start": 10992.980000000001, "end": 10999.7, "text": " Wow, wire."}, {"start": 10999.7, "end": 11008.54, "text": " I can upgrade though so let me do that please. Is there any combat upgrade I"}, {"start": 11008.54, "end": 11014.220000000001, "text": " really want? Not really. There isn't a VED attack but combat awareness... oh yeah"}, {"start": 11014.220000000001, "end": 11019.900000000001, "text": " this is only 5k. Displays enemy combat states. Yeah, sure. See what this does."}, {"start": 11019.900000000001, "end": 11026.7, "text": " Maybe you see their health and whatnot. The staff, fire rate, ammo increase,"}, {"start": 11026.7, "end": 11032.060000000001, "text": " stun time stun effect. Oh that's multiple enemies in one shot that's kind of"}, {"start": 11032.060000000001, "end": 11039.86, "text": " nice actually. But I think it's better just to get like health. I haven't like"}, {"start": 11039.86, "end": 11045.380000000001, "text": " barely any health. One health region would be super nice."}, {"start": 11045.380000000001, "end": 11062.820000000002, "text": " I'm so relieved that there is like a kind of a semi-way to fix it, El Sodi Baki."}, {"start": 11062.82, "end": 11091.82, "text": " Yep, screen shake."}, {"start": 11091.82, "end": 11098.82, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 11121.82, "end": 11123.82, "text": " You can-"}, {"start": 11123.82, "end": 11125.82, "text": " You can-"}, {"start": 11129.82, "end": 11133.82, "text": " You can see when- when they're attacking, they glow red."}, {"start": 11133.82, "end": 11137.82, "text": " I'm not sure what I think of this upgrade, but it's alright."}, {"start": 11137.82, "end": 11144.82, "text": " Swap chain. It's a series of buffers, double buffering, two buffers that are exchanged to display one frame when the other one's used to render another."}, {"start": 11144.82, "end": 11148.82, "text": " Right, yes, of course. Yes, the swap chain."}, {"start": 11148.82, "end": 11150.82, "text": " Now I know."}, {"start": 11151.82, "end": 11153.82, "text": " the swap chain"}, {"start": 11165.02, "end": 11167.26, "text": " Yo from your class, okay"}, {"start": 11181.82, "end": 11183.82, "text": " Let's cover!"}, {"start": 11202.82, "end": 11204.82, "text": " Can you distract or are you..."}, {"start": 11204.82, "end": 11206.82, "text": " Distracting!"}, {"start": 11207.82, "end": 11210.82, "text": " Distract? Are you distracting? I don't..."}, {"start": 11210.82, "end": 11212.82, "text": " Oh, you are?"}, {"start": 11213.98, "end": 11216.66, "text": " Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out. Oh wait the bus"}, {"start": 11218.74, "end": 11222.66, "text": " No, wait this I you're on your own I'm going this way"}, {"start": 11240.82, "end": 11242.82, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11270.82, "end": 11277.82, "text": " What do you mean you're the slowpoke?"}, {"start": 11288.26, "end": 11290.3, "text": " Can I get the health region now?"}, {"start": 11290.3, "end": 11297.3, "text": " Yes. Gotta get at least one point in this."}, {"start": 11298.18, "end": 11300.300000000001, "text": " So how slow is the health region then?"}, {"start": 11313.980000000001, "end": 11318.820000000002, "text": " I think it's moving"}, {"start": 11318.82, "end": 11332.64, "text": " I think it is regioning now I'm gonna pick up herl. I mean yeah it could be cool in a pinch"}, {"start": 11332.64, "end": 11338.76, "text": " And that's only level one of it you can upgrade more"}, {"start": 11347.279999999999, "end": 11349.279999999999, "text": " Oh fuck"}, {"start": 11353.48, "end": 11355.48, "text": " I'll meet you on the other side"}, {"start": 11362.64, "end": 11365.64, "text": " Did I beat R and R not on the hardest?"}, {"start": 11365.64, "end": 11366.64, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 11366.64, "end": 11368.64, "text": " I think I did, right?"}, {"start": 11378.64, "end": 11381.64, "text": " No, I have not seen Army of Darkness."}, {"start": 11392.64, "end": 11400.8, "text": " further down the bridge oh tier 3 is insanely fast real"}, {"start": 11403.8, "end": 11407.32, "text": " orbs"}, {"start": 11412.76, "end": 11420.24, "text": " I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with the night wait let me"}, {"start": 11420.24, "end": 11422.24, "text": " Scander road ahead"}, {"start": 11432.199999999999, "end": 11434.38, "text": " Next up ahead I can't get past"}, {"start": 11440.16, "end": 11446.16, "text": " Damn I turn it monkey the turret take it out first"}, {"start": 11450.24, "end": 11459.88, "text": " I forgot to tell her to distract, but I don't need it when I have upgraded shields."}, {"start": 11459.88, "end": 11462.08, "text": " The upgraded shield is so nice."}, {"start": 11462.08, "end": 11464.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11492.08, "end": 11499.44, "text": " Feels man"}, {"start": 11504.32, "end": 11511.2, "text": " Oh, there's no yellow paint in this, you know, so I don't know what I don't know what ledges I can fly"}, {"start": 11522.08, "end": 11536.76, "text": " You're welcome trip"}, {"start": 11552.08, "end": 11562.08, "text": " Yeah, he breaks the turret's neck before he uses it."}, {"start": 11562.08, "end": 11565.08, "text": " You are your second Argeel Mythic today?"}, {"start": 11565.08, "end": 11568.08, "text": " Um, okay."}, {"start": 11568.08, "end": 11572.08, "text": " Um, what?"}, {"start": 11572.08, "end": 11578.08, "text": " Well, I'm gonna get my first Mythic today."}, {"start": 11578.08, "end": 11579.08, "text": " Wait, have I got a Mythic?"}, {"start": 11579.08, "end": 11580.08, "text": " No, I have not."}, {"start": 11580.08, "end": 11581.08, "text": " Wait, have I?"}, {"start": 11581.08, "end": 11584.08, "text": " Have I? No. Epic is the greatest I've got."}, {"start": 11605.08, "end": 11607.08, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 11607.08, "end": 11609.08, "text": " Ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 11609.16, "end": 11611.16, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 11615.24, "end": 11617.4, "text": " Yeah, it's another pledge"}, {"start": 11619.72, "end": 11621.72, "text": " Let's just keep moving"}, {"start": 11625.32, "end": 11627.32, "text": " My eyes was anomaly"}, {"start": 11632.32, "end": 11635.0, "text": " Is that a dev no that was Andy circus, you know"}, {"start": 11637.08, "end": 11644.08, "text": " Renoir, Renoir."}, {"start": 11644.08, "end": 11655.08, "text": " Anomaly is the best I got."}, {"start": 11655.08, "end": 11662.08, "text": " Crash site."}, {"start": 11662.08, "end": 11666.28, "text": " There's turrets all over the place."}, {"start": 11666.28, "end": 11672.08, "text": " We're gonna have a hard time getting past."}, {"start": 11672.08, "end": 11680.08, "text": " Wait, that vehicle, maybe we can get it going."}, {"start": 11680.08, "end": 11681.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11681.08, "end": 11682.08, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 11682.08, "end": 11683.08, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 11683.08, "end": 11684.08, "text": " We have a power cell."}, {"start": 11684.08, "end": 11685.08, "text": " Remember?"}, {"start": 11685.08, "end": 11705.08, "text": " and"}, {"start": 11705.08, "end": 11714.08, "text": " I got your brother with me."}, {"start": 11714.08, "end": 11721.08, "text": " Okay, get the hatch open."}, {"start": 11721.08, "end": 11726.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11726.08, "end": 11731.08, "text": " What up, Thorlar?"}, {"start": 11731.08, "end": 11738.08, "text": " Yeah, I never played this, but I actually played it."}, {"start": 11738.08, "end": 11746.08, "text": " What up Thorlar? Yeah, I never played this, but I actually really like the story set up."}, {"start": 11764.08, "end": 11767.08, "text": " Don't back up, man. Oh my god."}, {"start": 11768.08, "end": 11773.36, "text": " Sorry, I can't work out."}, {"start": 11773.36, "end": 11775.86, "text": " Slow down."}, {"start": 11775.86, "end": 11776.36, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 11776.36, "end": 11777.36, "text": " That's so fast."}, {"start": 11777.36, "end": 11777.86, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 11784.36, "end": 11785.86, "text": " Get over the right."}, {"start": 11785.86, "end": 11787.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 11787.86, "end": 11788.86, "text": " Right on."}, {"start": 11791.36, "end": 11791.86, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 11798.08, "end": 11800.28, "text": " Okay, okay, I gotta stop, I gotta stop, okay?"}, {"start": 11801.28, "end": 11802.28, "text": " Fucking help me!"}, {"start": 11802.68, "end": 11805.28, "text": " What do you mean, help you fucking help me?"}, {"start": 11806.28, "end": 11807.28, "text": " Grab hold!"}, {"start": 11807.28, "end": 11808.68, "text": " This is gonna get off!"}, {"start": 11810.08, "end": 11811.28, "text": " Why am I on off?"}, {"start": 11817.28, "end": 11818.28, "text": " What a capsule."}, {"start": 11825.28, "end": 11826.08, "text": " Damn it!"}, {"start": 11826.08, "end": 11831.08, "text": " I'm trying to keep you safe this hard enough, but if you're gonna go out of your way to kill us both!"}, {"start": 11831.08, "end": 11839.08, "text": " Mikey! Calm down! Look where we are! The crash site! This is where the slave ship crashed!"}, {"start": 11840.08, "end": 11844.08, "text": " We made it! We made it!"}, {"start": 11850.08, "end": 11851.08, "text": " We're back inside."}, {"start": 11856.08, "end": 11863.08, "text": " Good job, you scared me, I'm gonna have to fight him."}, {"start": 11874.08, "end": 11877.08, "text": " Okay, I'm accessing its schematic."}, {"start": 11880.08, "end": 11882.08, "text": " Stun it and get in close!"}, {"start": 11882.08, "end": 11884.08, "text": " Stun it and get in close, alright."}, {"start": 11886.08, "end": 11903.7, "text": " Yeah, yeah, thank you trip. Thank you. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yep"}, {"start": 11946.08, "end": 11948.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12006.08, "end": 12008.08, "text": " get it!"}, {"start": 12023.1, "end": 12025.1, "text": " oh it's still..."}, {"start": 12025.1, "end": 12027.1, "text": " WOOO!"}, {"start": 12066.08, "end": 12089.84, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 12089.84, "end": 12090.84, "text": " Robogore!"}, {"start": 12090.84, "end": 12099.84, "text": " Ahhhh, here we go, Zeltas. Thank you for the 33 dibs, 35, 40, 49, 80, 51."}, {"start": 12099.84, "end": 12104.84, "text": " Incredible! Has anyone ever killed one of these before?"}, {"start": 12104.84, "end": 12106.84, "text": " Not that I know of."}, {"start": 12106.84, "end": 12108.84, "text": " Oh, you did it!"}, {"start": 12108.84, "end": 12115.84, "text": " Yeah, the truth is... we did it."}, {"start": 12115.84, "end": 12117.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12145.84, "end": 12175.12, "text": " Oh, Andy jumpscare?"}, {"start": 12175.12, "end": 12191.2, "text": " This game is so fucking funny."}, {"start": 12191.2, "end": 12218.240000000002, "text": " That was not yet you sometimes you run into these masks and when you do he gets these"}, {"start": 12218.24, "end": 12227.199999999999, "text": " visions of Andy Circus eating dinner or hanging out with his family or fucking"}, {"start": 12227.199999999999, "end": 12234.28, "text": " on vacation. I don't know it's very weird."}, {"start": 12248.24, "end": 12251.24, "text": " Go back, I guess."}, {"start": 12251.24, "end": 12254.24, "text": " Go back where?"}, {"start": 12257.24, "end": 12259.24, "text": " Wherever."}, {"start": 12259.24, "end": 12263.24, "text": " Depends where I can find food and fuel."}, {"start": 12263.24, "end": 12266.24, "text": " I usually keep moving."}, {"start": 12270.24, "end": 12274.24, "text": " You could probably stay..."}, {"start": 12274.24, "end": 12277.24, "text": " if you wanted."}, {"start": 12277.24, "end": 12284.24, "text": " I'm just saying, when my father hears about all you've done for me, I know he'll offer you a home."}, {"start": 12286.24, "end": 12288.24, "text": " If that's what you want."}, {"start": 12307.24, "end": 12313.24, "text": " I can't believe we actually made it."}, {"start": 12313.24, "end": 12314.24, "text": " Stop here."}, {"start": 12314.24, "end": 12315.24, "text": " Stop here."}, {"start": 12315.24, "end": 12316.24, "text": " Stop here."}, {"start": 12316.24, "end": 12317.24, "text": " This is it."}, {"start": 12317.24, "end": 12318.24, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 12318.24, "end": 12319.24, "text": " Game's over."}, {"start": 12319.24, "end": 12333.72, "text": " We can't go any further on the bike, it'll trigger the defense systems."}, {"start": 12333.720000000001, "end": 12339.720000000001, "text": " My father can be a little weird about strangers, so just let me do all the talking when we get there, okay?"}, {"start": 12339.720000000001, "end": 12341.720000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12341.720000000001, "end": 12343.720000000001, "text": " Oh, that's strange."}, {"start": 12343.720000000001, "end": 12345.720000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12345.720000000001, "end": 12349.720000000001, "text": " Why have the security gates been activated?"}, {"start": 12349.720000000001, "end": 12351.720000000001, "text": " So how do we get in?"}, {"start": 12351.720000000001, "end": 12355.720000000001, "text": " Let's keep going to the lookout post. We just need to find a radio and they'll let us in."}, {"start": 12355.720000000001, "end": 12367.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, after I get the dog out, trip."}, {"start": 12367.920000000002, "end": 12372.240000000002, "text": " Yeah, I can alt tab!"}, {"start": 12372.240000000002, "end": 12374.240000000002, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 12374.240000000002, "end": 12375.240000000002, "text": " Oofos!"}, {"start": 12375.24, "end": 12392.76, "text": " Let me just get the dog out very quickly, I'm just sleeping next to the wall, but not"}, {"start": 12392.76, "end": 12399.76, "text": " any more"}, {"start": 12482.76, "end": 12498.42, "text": " I'm not sure that's what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 12678.42, "end": 12690.58, "text": " It's... you know what time it is before we continue the journey to the west."}, {"start": 12690.58, "end": 12691.58, "text": " I'm just going."}, {"start": 12691.58, "end": 12692.58, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 12692.58, "end": 12693.58, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12693.58, "end": 12694.58, "text": " I can feel it."}, {"start": 12694.58, "end": 12695.58, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 12695.58, "end": 12725.5, "text": " It's over. Like I'm never gonna roll high again. It's actually"}, {"start": 12725.5, "end": 12730.5, "text": " It's actually over. It's actually fully over."}, {"start": 12730.5, "end": 12735.5, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 12735.5, "end": 12738.5, "text": " Your wife rolled a trash roll yesterday?"}, {"start": 12738.5, "end": 12747.5, "text": " Yeah, I let- yeah, I less than won."}, {"start": 12747.5, "end": 12749.5, "text": " Put a timer."}, {"start": 12749.5, "end": 12752.5, "text": " Did I beat you, Salad?"}, {"start": 12752.5, "end": 12754.5, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 12754.5, "end": 12761.5, "text": " if i did it that's crazy"}, {"start": 12765.66, "end": 12767.28, "text": " oh damn it got you"}, {"start": 12767.28, "end": 12772.38, "text": " okay glad you got that sort of the other shit scary"}, {"start": 12772.38, "end": 12775.02, "text": " around and i watched a movie"}, {"start": 12775.02, "end": 12779.54, "text": " but i don't see no"}, {"start": 12779.54, "end": 12782.34, "text": " Yeah, Sam's gonna have another first poem I gotta check it."}, {"start": 12809.54, "end": 12813.94, "text": " Yeah, or you're gonna fry my brain, huh?"}, {"start": 12839.54, "end": 12844.980000000001, "text": " some guns. It's all Mark's design. He just has a thing about raising the lower end bridges."}, {"start": 12844.980000000001, "end": 12849.86, "text": " So we let him get on with it. We gotta get up there."}, {"start": 12857.300000000001, "end": 12869.380000000001, "text": " Oh, I gotta tell her to do this, I guess. Oh, well, this works."}, {"start": 12869.54, "end": 12879.820000000002, "text": " okay pull it got top six percent yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 12887.060000000001, "end": 12890.140000000001, "text": " now go cross"}, {"start": 12899.54, "end": 12906.54, "text": " You got top 1% two days ago, never going to top that."}, {"start": 12906.54, "end": 12907.62, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12907.62, "end": 12909.94, "text": " I will get top 1% soon."}, {"start": 12909.94, "end": 12910.94, "text": " I can feel it."}, {"start": 12910.94, "end": 12911.94, "text": " That's odd."}, {"start": 12911.94, "end": 12912.94, "text": " There's no one here either."}, {"start": 12912.94, "end": 12913.94, "text": " Oh well."}, {"start": 12913.94, "end": 12914.94, "text": " Throw me up there."}, {"start": 12914.94, "end": 12917.44, "text": " Oh, well, throw me up there."}, {"start": 12944.94, "end": 12948.1, "text": " Hey! Are you okay?"}, {"start": 12948.1, "end": 12952.1, "text": " Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?"}, {"start": 12952.1, "end": 12955.1, "text": " What the hell is that?"}, {"start": 12955.1, "end": 12962.1, "text": " I know, but it should never happen. It must have been damaged somehow."}, {"start": 12969.380000000001, "end": 12971.66, "text": " Somehow the bridge was damaged."}, {"start": 12971.66, "end": 12973.66, "text": " There's the watchtower."}, {"start": 12973.66, "end": 12976.66, "text": " I don't know what bridge is. At least really necessary."}, {"start": 12976.66, "end": 12978.66, "text": " Bring it up with Mark when you see him."}, {"start": 12978.66, "end": 12980.66, "text": " It is but there are perfect ways to keep it maxed away."}, {"start": 12980.66, "end": 12983.66, "text": " He visitates human intelligence to figure them out."}, {"start": 12983.66, "end": 12985.66, "text": " But we think he just likes bridges."}, {"start": 12997.66, "end": 12998.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13001.66, "end": 13031.619999999999, "text": " Yeah, it's not done with it yet, but yeah, it's twin peaks."}, {"start": 13031.62, "end": 13042.460000000001, "text": " This is great."}, {"start": 13042.460000000001, "end": 13046.1, "text": " Do I have to really tell you to move here?"}, {"start": 13046.1, "end": 13048.1, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 13048.1, "end": 13070.1, "text": " and"}, {"start": 13070.1, "end": 13072.1, "text": " across"}, {"start": 13079.02, "end": 13081.02, "text": " Chad what are you doing?"}, {"start": 13084.1, "end": 13089.02, "text": " What are you doing what's there's always someone posted whatever's going on?"}, {"start": 13089.7, "end": 13093.1, "text": " Chad didn't see the solution. They thought I was dim thing"}, {"start": 13094.7, "end": 13098.460000000001, "text": " What I like I will remember this moment forever"}, {"start": 13100.1, "end": 13102.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13109.78, "end": 13112.1, "text": " Possible posts are all"}, {"start": 13120.02, "end": 13125.58, "text": " Come in this is post 9 come in base. Are you reading me over base come in"}, {"start": 13130.1, "end": 13142.58, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 13142.58, "end": 13147.98, "text": " Trip."}, {"start": 13147.98, "end": 13155.54, "text": " Trip."}, {"start": 13155.54, "end": 13156.54, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13165.880000000001, "end": 13166.880000000001, "text": " Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 13172.36, "end": 13173.36, "text": " Sleevers."}, {"start": 13173.36, "end": 13174.36, "text": " I can kill him."}, {"start": 13174.76, "end": 13175.76, "text": " He's a bear."}, {"start": 13175.76, "end": 13176.76, "text": " He's a bear."}, {"start": 13182.76, "end": 13184.26, "text": " Gotta get full watch, pal."}, {"start": 13185.54, "end": 13187.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13193.02, "end": 13195.62, "text": " Yeah, you kind of put yourself in that position"}, {"start": 13198.34, "end": 13200.34, "text": " She's so selfish man"}, {"start": 13245.54, "end": 13253.26, "text": " Yeah, she enslaved us to save herself."}, {"start": 13253.26, "end": 13265.220000000001, "text": " I don't like her."}, {"start": 13295.220000000001, "end": 13308.420000000002, "text": " I'll play the old Mad Max game."}, {"start": 13308.420000000002, "end": 13322.420000000002, "text": " No, I haven't played any Mad Max games."}, {"start": 13322.42, "end": 13324.42, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13332.42, "end": 13334.42, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 13352.42, "end": 13361.22, "text": " Oh yeah, these guys can up his stone."}, {"start": 13361.22, "end": 13366.66, "text": " Okay, the gimmicks."}, {"start": 13366.66, "end": 13367.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13367.66, "end": 13369.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13389.32, "end": 13391.32, "text": " Hard"}, {"start": 13397.66, "end": 13400.66, "text": " Weeeeee!"}, {"start": 13400.66, "end": 13401.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13401.66, "end": 13405.86, "text": " It's gonna put me all the way back in the beginning of the chapter, because checkpoints in this"}, {"start": 13405.86, "end": 13407.86, "text": " game give no fucks."}, {"start": 13407.86, "end": 13409.86, "text": " Ah, sick."}, {"start": 13409.86, "end": 13416.86, "text": " I gotta find him before he gets hurt."}, {"start": 13416.86, "end": 13421.86, "text": " Fuck, die!"}, {"start": 13421.86, "end": 13435.86, "text": " Yeah, bring on more, it gives me more to learn."}, {"start": 13435.86, "end": 13436.86, "text": " Died in this game?"}, {"start": 13436.86, "end": 13439.58, "text": " Yeah, well, have you seen the fucking camera?"}, {"start": 13441.18, "end": 13443.74, "text": " It's the worst I've ever seen in a game!"}, {"start": 13464.140000000001, "end": 13465.900000000001, "text": " It is terrible!"}, {"start": 13466.86, "end": 13477.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13507.94, "end": 13532.94, "text": " I'm never dying again in this game, I'm just gonna try hard my way through the entire game."}, {"start": 13532.94, "end": 13539.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13542.94, "end": 13547.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13547.94, "end": 13552.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 13552.94, "end": 13557.94, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13557.94, "end": 13559.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13579.480000000001, "end": 13581.480000000001, "text": " When"}, {"start": 13587.94, "end": 13589.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13595.82, "end": 13601.34, "text": " Missing the word man fuck the orber I gotta go save trip"}, {"start": 13609.7, "end": 13613.140000000001, "text": " Game yourself is the water oh six chicken like 74"}, {"start": 13647.94, "end": 13664.1, "text": " Am I not supposed to have AoE on my..."}, {"start": 13664.1, "end": 13666.1, "text": " That's what I thought."}, {"start": 13666.1, "end": 13668.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13682.82, "end": 13684.82, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 13690.04, "end": 13692.04, "text": " Be bone"}, {"start": 13696.1, "end": 13726.06, "text": " What do you think is so bad without cheese?"}, {"start": 13726.06, "end": 13728.06, "text": " I'm not teasing you, anything you..."}, {"start": 13729.06, "end": 13730.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 13757.019999999999, "end": 13759.019999999999, "text": " See I'm smashing everything"}, {"start": 13779.1, "end": 13781.1, "text": " Oh my god, wait, what was that?"}, {"start": 13781.1, "end": 13787.1, "text": " This was the game trailer I watched as a kid and thought about the name for quite some time I forgot about it."}, {"start": 13788.1, "end": 13789.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13808.1, "end": 13810.1, "text": " Fallen aces is that."}, {"start": 13811.1, "end": 13827.1, "text": " Okay, uh, get this guy for an execution."}, {"start": 13827.1, "end": 13828.1, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 13828.1, "end": 13829.1, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 13829.1, "end": 13830.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 13830.1, "end": 13831.1, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 13831.1, "end": 13832.1, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 13838.7, "end": 13840.1, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 13850.1, "end": 13852.1, "text": " Counter! What?"}, {"start": 13861.1, "end": 13877.9, "text": " They're almost 100k red orbs, I'm going to upgrade max."}, {"start": 13877.9, "end": 13882.58, "text": " I searched for the game on Kalei for nearly 12 years and for one day of streaming I found"}, {"start": 13882.58, "end": 13883.58, "text": " the name."}, {"start": 13883.58, "end": 13889.58, "text": " I played the demo as a child and never found the game after that."}, {"start": 13889.58, "end": 13914.1, "text": " Oh wait, did I play Fallen Asus?"}, {"start": 13914.1, "end": 13916.42, "text": " Chapter 7, Finding Tripp."}, {"start": 13920.1, "end": 13924.58, "text": " You just went on a date with a guy talking about politics in his high IQ half the time?"}, {"start": 13924.58, "end": 13925.58, "text": " Should I marry him?"}, {"start": 13925.58, "end": 13926.58, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 13927.9, "end": 13928.9, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 13942.1, "end": 13943.1, "text": " They're all dead!"}, {"start": 13943.1, "end": 13946.9, "text": " Trip, can you hear me? Trip. Trip, wait!"}, {"start": 13949.18, "end": 13951.18, "text": " Trip, I need upgrades."}, {"start": 13956.86, "end": 13958.86, "text": " Stay where you are, Trip!"}, {"start": 13973.1, "end": 13975.42, "text": " Oh, and the jump scare?"}, {"start": 13977.26, "end": 13978.140000000001, "text": " No jump scare."}, {"start": 14003.1, "end": 14005.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14011.98, "end": 14013.98, "text": " Fuck me I guess"}, {"start": 14033.1, "end": 14059.7, "text": " anyone else you platinum this years ago platinum this game on steam has like"}, {"start": 14059.7, "end": 14062.7, "text": " 60 plus achievements I think. It's insane."}, {"start": 14089.7, "end": 14112.02, "text": " I'm not sure what you mean from yesterday."}, {"start": 14112.02, "end": 14114.980000000001, "text": " I could, apparently it's really short."}, {"start": 14114.98, "end": 14120.18, "text": " So I actually could spend it just tomorrow, so it would like me to."}, {"start": 14120.18, "end": 14122.18, "text": " For me, it's whatever."}, {"start": 14144.98, "end": 14174.74, "text": " Getting 100% orbs in this game is a pain, because if you play at a resolution above 800"}, {"start": 14174.74, "end": 14180.66, "text": " by 600. Some collected orbs don't get counted but still don't respawn when"}, {"start": 14180.66, "end": 14187.66, "text": " replaying levels. This game's tight."}, {"start": 14195.26, "end": 14199.039999999999, "text": " Hey you want on this? I'm 43. Is it true the vampire match is your only game with"}, {"start": 14199.04, "end": 14206.04, "text": " 100% achievements? No, it's not. I have any more things."}, {"start": 14259.44, "end": 14261.44, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14286.36, "end": 14288.36, "text": " So many Orbas"}, {"start": 14289.04, "end": 14295.800000000001, "text": " I am no top-ranked kumar much half property is though"}, {"start": 14319.04, "end": 14321.04, "text": " Somehow, huh?"}, {"start": 14332.0, "end": 14334.0, "text": " Too easy"}, {"start": 14334.0, "end": 14352.52, "text": " How about you come back so I can buy a bunch of upgrades?"}, {"start": 14352.52, "end": 14353.52, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 14353.52, "end": 14363.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14363.52, "end": 14383.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14383.52, "end": 14400.68, "text": " I should upgrade the plasma shot. It's actually really strong."}, {"start": 14401.68, "end": 14402.68, "text": " Hey?"}, {"start": 14404.18, "end": 14405.18, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14416.68, "end": 14418.68, "text": " Is there anyone left?"}, {"start": 14419.68, "end": 14422.68, "text": " Tripp, can't you hear me? Just stay where you are!"}, {"start": 14430.68, "end": 14432.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14440.960000000001, "end": 14445.36, "text": " Think it's gonna be okay trip. She's so fucking selfish"}, {"start": 14460.68, "end": 14476.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14476.68, "end": 14506.48, "text": " Okay, she doesn't know her whole family is dead, okay?"}, {"start": 14506.48, "end": 14512.68, "text": " But then she's just pulling monkey. He just wants to be free of this fucking handle"}, {"start": 14513.52, "end": 14515.52, "text": " Andy"}, {"start": 14516.56, "end": 14518.56, "text": " Andy going on a high"}, {"start": 14536.48, "end": 14559.88, "text": " get you any other weapons I don't think"}, {"start": 14566.48, "end": 14574.4, "text": " I don't think so, but I should really upgrade that range though it is very good"}, {"start": 14574.4, "end": 14576.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14591.68, "end": 14595.08, "text": " Hundred and sixty six thousand yeah, damn"}, {"start": 14604.4, "end": 14621.84, "text": " Well, I can't spend points yet because Trip keeps running away from me, you need a girl."}, {"start": 14651.84, "end": 14653.84, "text": " no"}, {"start": 14653.84, "end": 14655.84, "text": " please monkey"}, {"start": 14681.84, "end": 14688.84, "text": " Good. Alright, we're good. That's it."}, {"start": 14688.84, "end": 14696.84, "text": " They keep spawning, yeah. But I'm getting pretty good at dispatching them now."}, {"start": 14696.84, "end": 14698.84, "text": " And imagine when I get all these upgrades."}, {"start": 14711.84, "end": 14736.08, "text": " We're gonna hit 200 K or is before she comes back"}, {"start": 14736.08, "end": 14746.08, "text": " Seeing Andy's vacation photos is the highlight."}, {"start": 14746.08, "end": 14756.08, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 14756.08, "end": 14757.08, "text": " Dad?"}, {"start": 14759.08, "end": 14760.08, "text": " Dad!"}, {"start": 14761.78, "end": 14765.58, "text": " Tripp! Wherever you are, just keep your head down, I'm coming!"}, {"start": 14786.08, "end": 14793.08, "text": " All right, easy game."}, {"start": 14793.08, "end": 14806.08, "text": " Oh my god, what is this?"}, {"start": 14806.08, "end": 14824.2, "text": " man man man brother why"}, {"start": 14836.08, "end": 14849.56, "text": " And coward are you keep down the mood?"}, {"start": 14849.56, "end": 14853.0, "text": " Yeah, they're everywhere."}, {"start": 14853.0, "end": 14856.36, "text": " Fuck me."}, {"start": 14856.36, "end": 14859.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14859.8, "end": 14865.76, "text": " Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 14865.76, "end": 14868.4, "text": " I'm holding blo- oh my god this segment"}, {"start": 14883.52, "end": 14885.52, "text": " I'm gonna upgrade my reaction time"}, {"start": 14886.32, "end": 14889.28, "text": " cause it is- this is an upgrade and it's just- it does three shots"}, {"start": 14925.76, "end": 14935.76, "text": " Nice. Good shit."}, {"start": 14935.76, "end": 14947.76, "text": " Alright. Be bombed."}, {"start": 14977.76, "end": 14984.76, "text": " uh... certainly a segment of this video game"}, {"start": 14992.64, "end": 14994.14, "text": " we're good?"}, {"start": 14994.14, "end": 15001.14, "text": " alright"}, {"start": 15007.76, "end": 15022.16, "text": " new enemy what the hell is that"}, {"start": 15022.16, "end": 15029.16, "text": " Oh, he's dead."}, {"start": 15029.16, "end": 15038.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15038.16, "end": 15050.16, "text": " Oh my god, a mega combo!"}, {"start": 15050.16, "end": 15057.2, "text": " what night if I have to redo it oh my god I'm gonna have to redo the entire"}, {"start": 15057.2, "end": 15059.8, "text": " fucking thing"}, {"start": 15064.119999999999, "end": 15071.88, "text": " oh I don't thank you thank you thank you so easy"}, {"start": 15071.880000000001, "end": 15081.960000000001, "text": " Are you getting some these I'm just bold thank you Andy circus shout outs to Andy circus"}, {"start": 15101.880000000001, "end": 15111.880000000001, "text": " Come here, brother."}, {"start": 15111.880000000001, "end": 15112.880000000001, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 15112.880000000001, "end": 15124.28, "text": " Alright, we're good, we're good."}, {"start": 15124.28, "end": 15128.12, "text": " I got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 15128.12, "end": 15129.12, "text": " Another?"}, {"start": 15129.12, "end": 15155.12, "text": " come on just let me yes die that execution is so good"}, {"start": 15155.12, "end": 15164.12, "text": " Okay, Tripp, I'm coming."}, {"start": 15164.12, "end": 15167.12, "text": " Being 2010's game then was a bit of an easiest job ever."}, {"start": 15167.12, "end": 15172.12, "text": " I heard making games to the PS3 was like very hard to do the shipper or whatever."}, {"start": 15172.12, "end": 15173.12, "text": " DeNiro."}, {"start": 15173.12, "end": 15174.12, "text": " Good evening, too."}, {"start": 15174.12, "end": 15177.12, "text": " It's Hubert from the Guinness World Records here."}, {"start": 15177.12, "end": 15182.12, "text": " I'd like to congratulate you on receiving an award for playing the most golem-like diarrhea"}, {"start": 15182.12, "end": 15189.960000000001, "text": " games only to avoid playing the witch if free. There's more to come! Alright, there's more to come."}, {"start": 15206.28, "end": 15206.92, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 15212.12, "end": 15214.12, "text": " This was my home."}, {"start": 15218.12, "end": 15220.12, "text": " The slavers came back."}, {"start": 15220.12, "end": 15222.12, "text": " Destroyed everything."}, {"start": 15224.12, "end": 15226.12, "text": " Just like you said."}, {"start": 15226.12, "end": 15228.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15228.12, "end": 15230.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15230.12, "end": 15232.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15232.12, "end": 15234.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15234.12, "end": 15236.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15236.12, "end": 15238.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15238.12, "end": 15240.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15240.12, "end": 15242.12, "text": " Just like you said"}, {"start": 15244.86, "end": 15251.140000000001, "text": " Is there some more survivors could be treated to I'm not gonna be any survivors. We don't know that"}, {"start": 15257.04, "end": 15259.160000000002, "text": " The war room maybe"}, {"start": 15260.52, "end": 15262.52, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15262.960000000001, "end": 15265.400000000001, "text": " Okay, show me"}, {"start": 15270.12, "end": 15285.84, "text": " Nice. Star Leaders takes 9-7, Victor Apple takes 9-2 on Complete Chapter 7."}, {"start": 15285.84, "end": 15289.800000000001, "text": " I like the length of the chapters, they're like the perfect length."}, {"start": 15289.800000000001, "end": 15295.480000000001, "text": " Chapter 8, gaining axis."}, {"start": 15295.480000000001, "end": 15296.480000000001, "text": " I see you Daniel."}, {"start": 15296.48, "end": 15326.039999999999, "text": " I think wow Karina what a nice comment from you thank you god damn"}, {"start": 15326.48, "end": 15337.16, "text": " That's not a paid comment."}, {"start": 15337.16, "end": 15340.16, "text": " Okay, either I get shield or health."}, {"start": 15340.16, "end": 15341.88, "text": " Where's the shield strength?"}, {"start": 15341.88, "end": 15343.199999999999, "text": " No, I gotta get health."}, {"start": 15343.199999999999, "end": 15346.76, "text": " I have to get the health stuff."}, {"start": 15346.76, "end": 15349.16, "text": " That's 75k."}, {"start": 15349.16, "end": 15352.92, "text": " Monkeys health regenerate over time until full."}, {"start": 15352.92, "end": 15355.039999999999, "text": " Fuck it, go level 3."}, {"start": 15355.039999999999, "end": 15356.039999999999, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 15356.04, "end": 15357.68, "text": " And then we get a health upgrade."}, {"start": 15357.68, "end": 15360.36, "text": " Now we're basically invincible chat."}, {"start": 15360.36, "end": 15361.36, "text": " We can't die anymore."}, {"start": 15372.0, "end": 15374.080000000002, "text": " I mean, yeah, I'm going to upgrade the beams, I will."}, {"start": 15374.080000000002, "end": 15376.880000000001, "text": " Well, I'm going to upgrade the health pool, but beams also."}, {"start": 15376.880000000001, "end": 15378.0, "text": " Where are you going?"}, {"start": 15378.0, "end": 15380.080000000002, "text": " If we remove the restrictors on the wind turbines,"}, {"start": 15380.080000000002, "end": 15381.800000000001, "text": " it will create a power surge."}, {"start": 15381.800000000001, "end": 15384.480000000001, "text": " The electronic locks in the main hall will overload."}, {"start": 15384.48, "end": 15388.48, "text": " Shut down be forced to reboot while they're rebooting all over right them"}, {"start": 15389.76, "end": 15391.76, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 15394.0, "end": 15400.4, "text": " We need to get the power up to about 1500 kilowatts. I hope the generators aren't damaged in the attack"}, {"start": 15402.4, "end": 15406.039999999999, "text": " Yes, yes, they're okay, this is gonna work"}, {"start": 15410.84, "end": 15412.84, "text": " The big one"}, {"start": 15414.48, "end": 15418.48, "text": " The gates are protected by an electric current. You'll fry if you touch them."}, {"start": 15418.48, "end": 15420.48, "text": " We need to find another way."}, {"start": 15422.48, "end": 15424.48, "text": " We could cross the bridge underneath."}, {"start": 15429.48, "end": 15432.48, "text": " I have no idea how many chapters this game has."}, {"start": 15432.48, "end": 15438.48, "text": " I just know it came softlocked on what? Chapter 12 or whatever? If you don't lock it to 6-5-10?"}, {"start": 15438.48, "end": 15450.119999999999, "text": " Oh, there's at least one shot for you."}, {"start": 15450.119999999999, "end": 15458.16, "text": " Yeah the voice actor is Andy Serkis, you know, go loom and run a errand and stuff."}, {"start": 15458.16, "end": 15484.16, "text": " It's true that flashlight is thick lump by Swedish yep it sure is."}, {"start": 15484.16, "end": 15485.16, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 15485.16, "end": 15510.16, "text": " Now use the lever and roll the walkway."}, {"start": 15510.16, "end": 15523.08, "text": " I don't understand. Why do the slavers do this monkey? What do Pyramid want?"}, {"start": 15523.08, "end": 15529.76, "text": " Right now let's just focus on getting you to your father."}, {"start": 15529.76, "end": 15531.34, "text": " Oh there's, okay, 14."}, {"start": 15537.26, "end": 15539.72, "text": " A speed bump in Swedish fart goop, yep."}, {"start": 15539.720000000001, "end": 15546.080000000002, "text": " throw me up to that window. I can make it to the top from there. You'll need to make"}, {"start": 15546.08, "end": 15563.4, "text": " your own way up and then you have like speed control is fart control"}, {"start": 15593.4, "end": 15600.4, "text": " train in Swedish. Slut stakho in the slot station. El Classico."}, {"start": 15600.4, "end": 15610.4, "text": " Who wants to be short the power? Okay, just leave him to me."}, {"start": 15610.4, "end": 15622.4, "text": " Yeah, I'm grabbing Orbs. Wait, is Lunarium out tomorrow? Wait, what was Lunarium? Let"}, {"start": 15622.4, "end": 15624.4, "text": " check"}, {"start": 15652.4, "end": 15656.4, "text": " The music in this game is really good."}, {"start": 15659.4, "end": 15662.4, "text": " This game is making it want to play on chart of two such an amazing game."}, {"start": 15662.4, "end": 15669.4, "text": " Oh man, I used to play among thieves online so much, like the horde wave mode."}, {"start": 15675.4, "end": 15678.4, "text": " What's the one Swedish dish you'd recommend to someone but not on a pizza?"}, {"start": 15682.4, "end": 15702.84, "text": " I'll stay here and control the brakes."}, {"start": 15702.84, "end": 15709.84, "text": " I haven't had that in a while. I'm not sure I'm a super fan of it."}, {"start": 15762.84, "end": 15768.84, "text": " Fligandioca is a Swedish casserole made of chicken, bananas, peanuts and bacon, yeah."}, {"start": 15768.84, "end": 15772.84, "text": " Oh wait, I see a Andy Serkis jump scare."}, {"start": 15792.84, "end": 15805.16, "text": " is that any circus jumpscare i think wait was it above"}, {"start": 15805.16, "end": 15808.16, "text": " stop the sale so you can jump on just tell me when"}, {"start": 15808.16, "end": 15815.32, "text": " stop the death time breaks"}, {"start": 15815.32, "end": 15838.92, "text": " No, don't go."}, {"start": 15838.92, "end": 15839.42, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 15851.42, "end": 15851.92, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 15854.12, "end": 15854.92, "text": " Start it up."}, {"start": 15856.12, "end": 15856.92, "text": " It breaks."}, {"start": 15886.92, "end": 15890.42, "text": " How do I open this?"}, {"start": 15890.42, "end": 15894.5, "text": " Just like that, okay."}, {"start": 15894.5, "end": 15895.5, "text": " Same shit."}, {"start": 15895.5, "end": 15907.5, "text": " There was some order bust down there, but I'm not..."}, {"start": 15907.5, "end": 15911.62, "text": " Yeah, it's literally one war, but I don't care about that."}, {"start": 15911.62, "end": 15913.62, "text": " All right, I'm coming back."}, {"start": 15923.300000000001, "end": 15925.86, "text": " I'm not sure if he does the wrong when they follow this game."}, {"start": 15929.220000000001, "end": 15931.220000000001, "text": " It's just that buh kong, you know."}, {"start": 15941.62, "end": 15943.62, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 15949.62, "end": 15951.62, "text": " Okay, go."}, {"start": 15955.140000000001, "end": 15957.140000000001, "text": " Hold it there."}, {"start": 15959.220000000001, "end": 15961.220000000001, "text": " Okay, move it."}, {"start": 15966.820000000002, "end": 15968.820000000002, "text": " Stop it now."}, {"start": 15968.82, "end": 15970.82, "text": " Ah ha, I see."}, {"start": 15991.3, "end": 15993.3, "text": " It's so free and easy."}, {"start": 15998.82, "end": 16005.82, "text": " I'm not sure if it's the first time I've ever seen a gun like this."}, {"start": 16005.82, "end": 16010.82, "text": " The first ever sub was Nuzest, yeah."}, {"start": 16010.82, "end": 16019.82, "text": " Okay, well I'll set."}, {"start": 16019.82, "end": 16026.82, "text": " Be careful on your way down, Lucky."}, {"start": 16026.82, "end": 16030.32, "text": " Will I replay Gollum when Cirquey's Gollum movie comes out?"}, {"start": 16032.06, "end": 16032.66, "text": " Yeah, might."}, {"start": 16032.66, "end": 16050.9, "text": " Okay, I'm going to trigger the power search, get back to the game, ready for when those"}, {"start": 16050.9, "end": 16052.9, "text": " mechs come through."}, {"start": 16052.9, "end": 16058.9, "text": " But I won't die now because I got the max health region upgrade."}, {"start": 16058.9, "end": 16059.94, "text": " All set."}, {"start": 16059.94, "end": 16062.74, "text": " Hunky, you're going to have some power surge."}, {"start": 16063.24, "end": 16064.24, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 16064.24, "end": 16065.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16066.14, "end": 16067.14, "text": " Do it."}, {"start": 16088.9, "end": 16111.02, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 16111.02, "end": 16135.300000000001, "text": " So easy game now."}, {"start": 16135.300000000001, "end": 16137.02, "text": " Damn you are tanky though!"}, {"start": 16141.02, "end": 16167.02, "text": " How many are there?"}, {"start": 16167.02, "end": 16169.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16182.300000000001, "end": 16184.300000000001, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16188.1, "end": 16191.4, "text": " More orbs for me so I need so good"}, {"start": 16197.02, "end": 16221.74, "text": " So how big is this health regen?"}, {"start": 16221.74, "end": 16225.42, "text": " Oh yeah, it's fast."}, {"start": 16225.42, "end": 16226.42, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 16226.42, "end": 16230.58, "text": " Okay, yeah that's worth it."}, {"start": 16230.58, "end": 16233.74, "text": " Like, yeah."}, {"start": 16233.74, "end": 16241.62, "text": " Hopefully Miss Volanderz doesn't have any cheating, but I think it will have cheaters"}, {"start": 16241.62, "end": 16244.3, "text": " and black netcode."}, {"start": 16244.3, "end": 16245.3, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 16245.300000000001, "end": 16252.300000000001, "text": " The network test was pretty rough, in terms of netcode."}, {"start": 16259.86, "end": 16260.78, "text": " Is it better now?"}, {"start": 16260.78, "end": 16261.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16261.28, "end": 16263.820000000002, "text": " I mean, I'll play it on Thursday."}, {"start": 16263.820000000002, "end": 16267.900000000001, "text": " I'm gonna try to do very early stream on Friday."}, {"start": 16267.900000000001, "end": 16269.060000000001, "text": " And play it then too."}, {"start": 16269.060000000001, "end": 16272.060000000001, "text": " I mean, if I liked it, that is."}, {"start": 16275.300000000001, "end": 16281.900000000001, "text": " You play the latest one if you're stable, mech advice."}, {"start": 16281.900000000001, "end": 16285.500000000002, "text": " That's good to hear though."}, {"start": 16285.500000000002, "end": 16286.500000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 16286.500000000002, "end": 16287.500000000002, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 16287.500000000002, "end": 16288.500000000002, "text": " Minus one."}, {"start": 16288.500000000002, "end": 16289.500000000002, "text": " This is powering down."}, {"start": 16289.500000000002, "end": 16290.500000000002, "text": " You go ahead."}, {"start": 16290.500000000002, "end": 16291.500000000002, "text": " I'll go ahead."}, {"start": 16291.500000000002, "end": 16292.500000000002, "text": " I'll go ahead."}, {"start": 16292.5, "end": 16294.5, "text": " This is powering down."}, {"start": 16296.5, "end": 16298.5, "text": " Shit, the dog's powering down."}, {"start": 16298.5, "end": 16300.5, "text": " You go ahead."}, {"start": 16300.5, "end": 16302.5, "text": " I'll go ahead."}, {"start": 16306.5, "end": 16309.5, "text": " Yeah, it's the extraction souls like, uh..."}, {"start": 16311.5, "end": 16317.5, "text": " Wait, is this the dog? I mean, literally just spun him again and again and again."}, {"start": 16322.5, "end": 16336.04, "text": " I don't remember the classes from this call, I gotta check."}, {"start": 16336.04, "end": 16338.7, "text": " Remember when you wanted me to play on hard chat?"}, {"start": 16338.7, "end": 16343.74, "text": " This is the reason you don't play games like this on hard difficulty."}, {"start": 16343.74, "end": 16346.5, "text": " It's just insane to make a bunch of hell."}, {"start": 16346.5, "end": 16352.02, "text": " Next time I'm listening to myself and not chat, because I knew this would happen."}, {"start": 16352.02, "end": 16357.4, "text": " It's classic. Every time there's a PS3 game or Xbox 360, you never play on hard."}, {"start": 16374.36, "end": 16377.880000000001, "text": " It's not like this is difficult, it's just fucking tedious."}, {"start": 16382.02, "end": 16411.72, "text": " This is such a hard fight this one."}, {"start": 16411.72, "end": 16415.72, "text": " So very hard, like glue."}, {"start": 16423.72, "end": 16425.72, "text": " Any stuns over here?"}, {"start": 16427.72, "end": 16429.72, "text": " Hiya there."}, {"start": 16432.72, "end": 16434.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16441.72, "end": 16464.2, "text": " Oh, there she is. Oh, there's another blue. Yeah."}, {"start": 16464.2, "end": 16469.48, "text": " What the fuck? Oh, I'm not dying in this game."}, {"start": 16469.48, "end": 16476.48, "text": " Look at my health regen dude, I'm invincible!"}, {"start": 16499.48, "end": 16526.48, "text": " I have a second health bar, yes."}, {"start": 16556.48, "end": 16578.48, "text": " Robo gore, robo spine."}, {"start": 16578.48, "end": 16604.48, "text": " line. I did play Horizon Zero Dawn for like 12 hours and then I flushed it."}, {"start": 16604.48, "end": 16630.48, "text": " So, uh, the new game seems pretty good though, like, uh, the sequel to it."}, {"start": 16630.48, "end": 16638.48, "text": " my beautiful daughter. I know how resourceful you are. I know there's a"}, {"start": 16638.48, "end": 16645.48, "text": " chance you will come back somehow escape the slavers and make your way home."}, {"start": 16645.48, "end": 16657.48, "text": " So, in case that day comes, I'm recording this message for you. Just to say this,"}, {"start": 16657.48, "end": 16664.48, "text": " It's a blessing for me at this moment to know you're alive."}, {"start": 16664.48, "end": 16667.48, "text": " I love you, Tripp."}, {"start": 16672.48, "end": 16675.48, "text": " I really wonder where this story is going."}, {"start": 16675.48, "end": 16678.48, "text": " It is interesting."}, {"start": 16683.48, "end": 16686.48, "text": " Oh yeah, to the west, right?"}, {"start": 16686.48, "end": 16688.48, "text": " Give me home."}, {"start": 16688.48, "end": 16690.48, "text": " I'll set you free."}, {"start": 16696.48, "end": 16698.48, "text": " I guess I lied."}, {"start": 16702.48, "end": 16704.48, "text": " The slavers come from the west."}, {"start": 16704.48, "end": 16706.48, "text": " So that's where we're going."}, {"start": 16708.48, "end": 16710.48, "text": " I want to find out who did this."}, {"start": 16713.48, "end": 16715.48, "text": " And then I'm gonna kill him."}, {"start": 16716.48, "end": 16741.48, "text": " I believe we should definitely be able to finish this, this ring."}, {"start": 16741.48, "end": 16763.48, "text": " I have horror if there's time after."}, {"start": 16763.48, "end": 16779.56, "text": " She hates slavers but she became one herself."}, {"start": 16779.56, "end": 16781.399999999998, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 16781.399999999998, "end": 16783.88, "text": " True, though."}, {"start": 16783.88, "end": 16786.88, "text": " What is this place?"}, {"start": 16786.88, "end": 16788.88, "text": " It was a factory."}, {"start": 16788.88, "end": 16790.88, "text": " Back in the war they built mechs here."}, {"start": 16790.88, "end": 16792.88, "text": " Huge ones."}, {"start": 16792.88, "end": 16794.88, "text": " What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 16794.88, "end": 16796.88, "text": " Looking for someone."}, {"start": 16796.88, "end": 16799.88, "text": " An old friend of my father?"}, {"start": 16799.88, "end": 16801.88, "text": " This is where he lives."}, {"start": 16801.88, "end": 16804.88, "text": " I think he might be able to help us."}, {"start": 16804.88, "end": 16807.88, "text": " If he's still alive."}, {"start": 16807.88, "end": 16818.68, "text": " I got some upgrades gonna upgrade my health oh 50% more holy shit god damn oh"}, {"start": 16818.68, "end": 16826.0, "text": " yeah that's a big health upgrade good to have on this difficulty"}, {"start": 16826.0, "end": 16839.44, "text": " I'll play a game called damnation no oh wait any circus jumpscare"}, {"start": 16839.44, "end": 16845.359999999997, "text": " Andy where'd you go?"}, {"start": 16857.859999999997, "end": 16862.8, "text": " You've got to watch out for the water here. It's poisonous from mech fuel"}, {"start": 16865.399999999998, "end": 16868.42, "text": " A good plot would have been for her to keep her promise"}, {"start": 16869.44, "end": 16873.379999999997, "text": " But since he cares about, he would have offered the help anyways."}, {"start": 16873.379999999997, "end": 16875.879999999997, "text": " Now both characters are really good."}, {"start": 16875.879999999997, "end": 16880.76, "text": " No, it's way more interesting that she didn't keep her promise in my book."}, {"start": 16894.32, "end": 16896.52, "text": " It's- it's way more interesting."}, {"start": 16896.52, "end": 16901.4, "text": " Because otherwise it would have been like, oh, I let you go and he's like, no, I want"}, {"start": 16901.4, "end": 16902.4, "text": " to help."}, {"start": 16902.4, "end": 16903.72, "text": " I don't have a home."}, {"start": 16903.72, "end": 16905.8, "text": " I have nowhere else to go."}, {"start": 16905.8, "end": 16909.04, "text": " Now it's like, does he want to help?"}, {"start": 16909.04, "end": 16915.12, "text": " Or is he really just being forced to do it because he'll kill him otherwise?"}, {"start": 16915.12, "end": 16917.68, "text": " You know?"}, {"start": 16917.68, "end": 16943.18, "text": " I find this way more interesting."}, {"start": 16943.18, "end": 16946.08, "text": " It's more kinky this way."}, {"start": 16946.08, "end": 16957.160000000003, "text": " okay he is indeed enslaved yeah dude what are you know what I hope for I hope"}, {"start": 16957.160000000003, "end": 16963.280000000002, "text": " that at the end of the game he's just been like he's just been trying to get"}, {"start": 16963.280000000002, "end": 16967.760000000002, "text": " on her good side in order for her to remove the headband and then the moment"}, {"start": 16967.760000000002, "end": 16972.36, "text": " she removes the headband he just like goes fucking mega berserk and beats her"}, {"start": 16972.36, "end": 16979.52, "text": " to a bloody pole. It rips her head off like he said he would. So he's only"}, {"start": 16979.52, "end": 16986.04, "text": " playing nice so she's gonna remove it. Now that would be a sick ending."}, {"start": 16993.32, "end": 16997.52, "text": " If I was a game dev I would do that."}, {"start": 17032.36, "end": 17040.0, "text": " What the feels amazing man is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 17040.0, "end": 17055.96, "text": " She's literally just bossing him around the entire game."}, {"start": 17055.96, "end": 17061.16, "text": " If I walk too far away from her I instead die because she thinks I go too far away from"}, {"start": 17061.16, "end": 17070.84, "text": " her and she kills me. Imagine how pissed off Monkey must be. She doesn't hesitate to kill him at all."}, {"start": 17074.36, "end": 17077.079999999998, "text": " She doesn't give a flying fuck about Monkey."}, {"start": 17121.16, "end": 17136.56, "text": " I remember right should be a boat around here somewhere"}, {"start": 17136.56, "end": 17143.56, "text": " the boat to get through the tunnels. That's why I think we'll find him."}, {"start": 17152.84, "end": 17157.84, "text": " Yo, uh, Tripp, why do you want to excel at the upgrade?"}, {"start": 17160.32, "end": 17163.52, "text": " Max that health."}, {"start": 17163.52, "end": 17167.600000000002, "text": " 75% more than it's 100% more. Yeah, we gotta take those."}, {"start": 17168.600000000002, "end": 17169.600000000002, "text": " Okay, you..."}, {"start": 17173.64, "end": 17174.88, "text": " I think it's through here."}, {"start": 17175.8, "end": 17177.24, "text": " No, you have to."}, {"start": 17190.64, "end": 17191.14, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 17191.14, "end": 17215.78, "text": " I can't tell you yes the boat is here just got what's in the circus yeah oh sick"}, {"start": 17215.78, "end": 17228.539999999997, "text": " a bone. I don't think you are a nerd mage now."}, {"start": 17245.78, "end": 17252.78, "text": " Dreamer! Thanks for the 49. This game we're black with blue comb. This game, clearly."}, {"start": 17305.78, "end": 17309.78, "text": " So easy! All according to K. Kaku!"}, {"start": 17335.78, "end": 17364.3, "text": " Now help me across."}, {"start": 17364.3, "end": 17371.34, "text": " army of two I have never played that spotter down makes 50 I should let you"}, {"start": 17371.34, "end": 17383.5, "text": " fall into the water but I won't yeah can you jump this princess"}, {"start": 17394.3, "end": 17407.98, "text": " Army of two, they're pretty alright, aren't they?"}, {"start": 17407.98, "end": 17418.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 17418.98, "end": 17431.98, "text": " the"}, {"start": 17431.98, "end": 17432.98, "text": " The gun has a light attached."}, {"start": 17432.98, "end": 17433.98, "text": " Can you still hold me?"}, {"start": 17453.38, "end": 17454.579999999998, "text": " Beware of fog."}, {"start": 17461.98, "end": 17463.98, "text": " You're the one who hurt me the most in the trek."}, {"start": 17463.98, "end": 17465.98, "text": " You mean you like me?"}, {"start": 17465.98, "end": 17469.98, "text": " As well as being resourceful and strong and vigorous."}, {"start": 17469.98, "end": 17471.98, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 17477.98, "end": 17479.98, "text": " Something doesn't feel right."}, {"start": 17482.98, "end": 17486.98, "text": " We've got an X in here. Get ready on that phone."}, {"start": 17491.98, "end": 17498.46, "text": " I did I have played beyond good and evil like way before I started streaming"}, {"start": 17517.14, "end": 17519.14, "text": " What am I playing Halo ah"}, {"start": 17521.98, "end": 17525.98, "text": " Up there! Up there!"}, {"start": 17539.98, "end": 17541.98, "text": " Just got here, what's your story?"}, {"start": 17541.98, "end": 17543.98, "text": " You play as Monkey, the guy,"}, {"start": 17543.98, "end": 17546.98, "text": " and then you have Trip, the girl."}, {"start": 17546.98, "end": 17548.98, "text": " So basically, the game starts with..."}, {"start": 17548.98, "end": 17553.48, "text": " starts with they're on a slaver ship and something goes wrong they're their"}, {"start": 17553.48, "end": 17560.579999999998, "text": " captures they've been captured they don't know each other but the ship crashes"}, {"start": 17560.579999999998, "end": 17565.579999999998, "text": " they both escape and then they're in this like post-apocalyptic world now you"}, {"start": 17565.579999999998, "end": 17572.22, "text": " see this headband that that monkey has on him like you see that that headband"}, {"start": 17572.22, "end": 17579.36, "text": " she put on him and it's a headband that she programmed to make anyone do her"}, {"start": 17579.36, "end": 17584.04, "text": " bidding basically so she can say like oh get away from me and then the headbands"}, {"start": 17584.04, "end": 17591.52, "text": " can obey that it's gonna like bring pain into the head and so now she wanted him"}, {"start": 17591.52, "end": 17601.760000000002, "text": " to guide her home otherwise she'll kill him and yeah now we actually just got to"}, {"start": 17601.760000000002, "end": 17608.960000000003, "text": " the section where we guided her home, but her dad is dead and now she wants to find"}, {"start": 17608.960000000003, "end": 17615.04, "text": " whoever is responsible of the mechs and the slavers and kill them."}, {"start": 17615.04, "end": 17621.160000000003, "text": " And here's the big catch, if she dies, the headband kills him too, so you have to keep"}, {"start": 17621.160000000003, "end": 17622.160000000003, "text": " her alive."}, {"start": 17622.16, "end": 17637.3, "text": " She enslaved him, yeah."}, {"start": 17637.3, "end": 17640.84, "text": " And also sometimes you see random pictures of Andy Serkis on vacation."}, {"start": 17640.84, "end": 17642.84, "text": " What the hell's happened?"}, {"start": 17642.84, "end": 17644.84, "text": " The engines cut up!"}, {"start": 17644.84, "end": 17646.84, "text": " Oh, fix it!"}, {"start": 17646.84, "end": 17648.84, "text": " I'm trying!"}, {"start": 17664.84, "end": 17666.84, "text": " A four of X!"}, {"start": 17666.84, "end": 17668.84, "text": " Damn, screw you!"}, {"start": 17670.84, "end": 17672.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17683.56, "end": 17686.58, "text": " Ever play the dang game to humans, you know"}, {"start": 17700.84, "end": 17715.0, "text": " Is she good or evil?"}, {"start": 17715.0, "end": 17718.0, "text": " I hate her."}, {"start": 17718.0, "end": 17746.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17746.0, "end": 17748.0, "text": " I have play for some leads, Jim."}, {"start": 17761.0, "end": 17763.0, "text": " Like, she literally broke her promise."}, {"start": 17763.0, "end": 17765.0, "text": " We guided her home,"}, {"start": 17765.0, "end": 17767.0, "text": " and she was gonna remove the headband."}, {"start": 17767.0, "end": 17770.0, "text": " Nah. Nah. Nah, she fuckin' moved the goalpost."}, {"start": 17776.0, "end": 17782.0, "text": " No makes no slaves beyond this point"}, {"start": 17806.0, "end": 17810.2, "text": " I'm just gonna go and clap right here with the phone."}, {"start": 17810.2, "end": 17811.2, "text": " Be careful monkey."}, {"start": 17811.2, "end": 17816.2, "text": " Long time no see, Chris Frey."}, {"start": 17816.2, "end": 17820.04, "text": " When it comes to games in general, are you thorough with finding all loot or is the game"}, {"start": 17820.04, "end": 17821.04, "text": " progress more important?"}, {"start": 17821.04, "end": 17822.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17822.04, "end": 17823.04, "text": " That depends on the game."}, {"start": 17823.04, "end": 17826.48, "text": " Just move the goalposts almost as much as you move the goalposts and go up top."}, {"start": 17826.48, "end": 17835.48, "text": " I never, ever move the goalposts and go up top."}, {"start": 17865.48, "end": 17882.12, "text": " Break the neck of that robot bro, let's go."}, {"start": 17882.12, "end": 17887.28, "text": " Oh, he didn't do it."}, {"start": 17887.28, "end": 17890.28, "text": " Oh, this is so sad."}, {"start": 17890.28, "end": 17894.28, "text": " How the hell..."}, {"start": 17894.28, "end": 17900.28, "text": " Fuck, she's gonna kill me!"}, {"start": 17900.28, "end": 17905.28, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 17905.28, "end": 17910.28, "text": " I move a little bit too far away and she's like,"}, {"start": 17910.28, "end": 17915.28, "text": " nope, it's time to kill him."}, {"start": 17915.28, "end": 17917.28, "text": " Time to kill him!"}, {"start": 17936.28, "end": 17937.28, "text": " Zoom!"}, {"start": 17938.28, "end": 17939.28, "text": " Zoom!"}, {"start": 17939.28, "end": 17940.28, "text": " Zoom!"}, {"start": 17945.28, "end": 17947.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17967.96, "end": 17969.96, "text": " Was easy"}, {"start": 17971.219999999998, "end": 17973.219999999998, "text": " No, she made this head back"}, {"start": 17975.28, "end": 17982.92, "text": " Yeah, Alex Garland was a writer in this game. Yeah, Chatholme, he's the one making the"}, {"start": 17982.92, "end": 17997.92, "text": " Eldering Movie also. Maybe we'll know what to expect."}, {"start": 17997.920000000002, "end": 18024.960000000003, "text": " She re-purposed the headband, so I have to do her bidding."}, {"start": 18024.96, "end": 18027.8, "text": " I tried shooting her, I can't aim further down than this."}, {"start": 18029.96, "end": 18036.48, "text": " Grisio, um, yo, thank you Grisio, no problem, hope you're well."}, {"start": 18037.12, "end": 18039.04, "text": " Omics, great, thank you."}, {"start": 18043.399999999998, "end": 18043.96, "text": " Oh wait!"}, {"start": 18045.76, "end": 18046.6, "text": " Andy Circus?"}, {"start": 18048.92, "end": 18049.28, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 18050.12, "end": 18052.12, "text": " Damn, we don't see Andy in these anymore."}, {"start": 18052.44, "end": 18053.28, "text": " I miss Andy."}, {"start": 18054.96, "end": 18058.68, "text": " It's getting worse. It must be driving you crazy."}, {"start": 18058.68, "end": 18063.96, "text": " You know I thought it was going crazy. But, ah, not anymore."}, {"start": 18063.96, "end": 18070.68, "text": " You were right. It's the headband. It's tuning me into something else."}, {"start": 18070.68, "end": 18072.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18089.98, "end": 18092.06, "text": " Secretly I wish you the best with your move"}, {"start": 18100.68, "end": 18102.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18116.12, "end": 18118.12, "text": " Do"}, {"start": 18122.04, "end": 18124.04, "text": " Oh, no it is"}, {"start": 18130.68, "end": 18143.68, "text": " The handbomb makes for a great dynamic, yeah."}, {"start": 18143.68, "end": 18146.68, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 18146.68, "end": 18149.68, "text": " You okay? Yeah, I'm fine."}, {"start": 18152.68, "end": 18153.68, "text": " Freeze!"}, {"start": 18155.68, "end": 18156.68, "text": " Holy..."}, {"start": 18156.68, "end": 18157.68, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 18157.68, "end": 18159.68, "text": " Now when I give this a say, so..."}, {"start": 18160.68, "end": 18161.68, "text": " You gotta turn..."}, {"start": 18162.68, "end": 18164.68, "text": " Very slow."}, {"start": 18166.68, "end": 18167.68, "text": " Any tricks?"}, {"start": 18167.68, "end": 18168.68, "text": " I'm gonna light you up."}, {"start": 18168.68, "end": 18169.68, "text": " Now turn."}, {"start": 18171.68, "end": 18172.68, "text": " Tripp?"}, {"start": 18172.68, "end": 18173.68, "text": " Is that you?"}, {"start": 18174.68, "end": 18175.68, "text": " Oh, Pixie!"}, {"start": 18176.68, "end": 18178.68, "text": " PIZZIE!"}, {"start": 18201.24, "end": 18205.24, "text": " Yeah, I think we can finish this game and play some horror after, actually."}, {"start": 18205.24, "end": 18212.68, "text": " Chapter 10 the Titan factory yo calicoomer. Thanks 54. Thank you"}, {"start": 18219.640000000003, "end": 18222.120000000003, "text": " Our Richard riding voice actor and pet by the pig"}, {"start": 18222.84, "end": 18228.280000000002, "text": " How long is this 14 chapters? I believe this is chapter 10. So chapters aren't that long at all"}, {"start": 18228.280000000002, "end": 18231.960000000003, "text": " They're like very good late actually shift west find out to the short not too long"}, {"start": 18231.96, "end": 18233.96, "text": " Then what?"}, {"start": 18233.96, "end": 18235.96, "text": " Then I'm gonna kill him."}, {"start": 18235.96, "end": 18237.96, "text": " It'll be dangerous for me to even suicide."}, {"start": 18237.96, "end": 18239.96, "text": " Save your breath, Trump."}, {"start": 18239.96, "end": 18241.96, "text": " Then him."}, {"start": 18241.96, "end": 18243.96, "text": " We'll help us."}, {"start": 18243.96, "end": 18245.96, "text": " You're in trouble, I'm there."}, {"start": 18245.96, "end": 18247.96, "text": " And anyway, what's on this talk about?"}, {"start": 18247.96, "end": 18248.96, "text": " Suicide."}, {"start": 18248.96, "end": 18249.96, "text": " What is that tattoo on him?"}, {"start": 18249.96, "end": 18251.96, "text": " It's not different from any other fight."}, {"start": 18251.96, "end": 18253.96, "text": " It's all the question of having the right weaponry."}, {"start": 18253.96, "end": 18255.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18255.96, "end": 18258.96, "text": " That ship that he grabbed you,"}, {"start": 18258.96, "end": 18260.96, "text": " it's been coming here to the greater area."}, {"start": 18260.96, "end": 18268.64, "text": " area every day for the past six months i couldn't figure out why so i started to keep tracking"}, {"start": 18268.64, "end": 18274.399999999998, "text": " what they were taking hey now girl what is that my piece i started to put it together"}, {"start": 18275.28, "end": 18277.92, "text": " you said weaponry what weaponry"}, {"start": 18277.920000000002, "end": 18305.920000000002, "text": " me a go awesome cannon I thought maybe I saw it wrong but it's me a go awesome"}, {"start": 18305.920000000002, "end": 18312.920000000002, "text": " So we wait for the salvagers to come back tomorrow and follow them in your flying ships."}, {"start": 18312.920000000002, "end": 18313.920000000002, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 18313.920000000002, "end": 18316.920000000002, "text": " But before we can fly, I'm gonna need some spare parts."}, {"start": 18316.920000000002, "end": 18320.920000000002, "text": " Luckily, I know precisely where they are."}, {"start": 18320.920000000002, "end": 18323.920000000002, "text": " We're looking for a distributor."}, {"start": 18323.920000000002, "end": 18329.920000000002, "text": " A heat sink, a supercharger, and a power cell."}, {"start": 18329.920000000002, "end": 18333.920000000002, "text": " So, this is where we'll find the distributor."}, {"start": 18333.920000000002, "end": 18339.920000000002, "text": " I'm going to stay here trip. It's a bit of a tricky climb."}, {"start": 18339.920000000002, "end": 18342.920000000002, "text": " Man's work."}, {"start": 18348.920000000002, "end": 18352.920000000002, "text": " What? He's fast as hell. This way."}, {"start": 18356.920000000002, "end": 18360.920000000002, "text": " Last health upgrade was 60k, right? Yeah, 65, all right."}, {"start": 18363.920000000002, "end": 18369.600000000002, "text": " I was RNG-ed old shooting me today."}, {"start": 18369.600000000002, "end": 18389.88, "text": " I don't want to talk about it."}, {"start": 18389.88, "end": 18391.480000000003, "text": " Yo Andrew, how's the game?"}, {"start": 18391.48, "end": 18398.0, "text": " I mean, gameplay is pretty mad, but it's the story that is the most interesting part."}, {"start": 18398.0, "end": 18400.12, "text": " I still beat Master in physical."}, {"start": 18400.12, "end": 18401.12, "text": " So easy game."}, {"start": 18401.12, "end": 18403.52, "text": " Wait, I beat Salad also apparently."}, {"start": 18403.52, "end": 18404.52, "text": " Oh, cool."}, {"start": 18404.52, "end": 18410.96, "text": " I mean, this game has like one of the worst cameras I've seen in combat."}, {"start": 18410.96, "end": 18415.079999999998, "text": " Oh, let's go, you're on."}, {"start": 18415.08, "end": 18436.08, "text": " you ready three two one is he gonna cheat you can't do that"}, {"start": 18445.08, "end": 18471.24, "text": " I even skipped an orb just to win this."}, {"start": 18471.24, "end": 18472.24, "text": " Where is he going?"}, {"start": 18472.24, "end": 18474.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18486.800000000003, "end": 18488.800000000003, "text": " Can't believe I'm doing this"}, {"start": 18502.24, "end": 18512.52, "text": " victory victory hope at all hey I thought you wanted to race"}, {"start": 18514.280000000002, "end": 18519.640000000003, "text": " whoa get pretty pretty fast for big"}, {"start": 18528.24, "end": 18531.480000000003, "text": " I win"}, {"start": 18532.24, "end": 18541.280000000002, "text": " Beat Pigsy to the top of the decaying pyre."}, {"start": 18541.280000000002, "end": 18549.36, "text": " Can you lose this?"}, {"start": 18549.36, "end": 18551.36, "text": " Or you can't lose this."}, {"start": 18579.36, "end": 18585.36, "text": " Have any clue about you or something?"}, {"start": 18585.36, "end": 18588.36, "text": " Monkey. Monkey."}, {"start": 18592.36, "end": 18595.36, "text": " Oh, monkey."}, {"start": 18595.36, "end": 18597.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18597.36, "end": 18600.36, "text": " Yes, that's kind of obvious."}, {"start": 18600.36, "end": 18613.36, "text": " I'll use my grapple to get us both down, huh?"}, {"start": 18613.36, "end": 18614.36, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 18614.36, "end": 18626.36, "text": " Yo, it's Sesc Sonabraal, thanks to 84, and it's tricky again, thanks to 21."}, {"start": 18626.36, "end": 18646.36, "text": " Just two bros being dudes."}, {"start": 18646.36, "end": 18670.68, "text": " on a boat we're not having that conversation again"}, {"start": 18676.36, "end": 18686.88, "text": " What about me? I have played Heavenly Sword. I streamed it not super long ago."}, {"start": 18694.24, "end": 18700.84, "text": " Alright, we got all the health upgrades. Very nice. Twice as much health. Now in"}, {"start": 18700.84, "end": 18707.08, "text": " terms of shield that's block strength I feel like I don't really need anything"}, {"start": 18707.08, "end": 18711.44, "text": " I should just upgrade the the shots"}, {"start": 18760.84, "end": 18769.5, "text": " There's no way there's no way 77277 is less than 1% you mean you mean top 1%"}, {"start": 18790.84, "end": 18792.84, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 18807.28, "end": 18810.48, "text": " No. Um, our G.dals can never get flushed."}, {"start": 18812.48, "end": 18814.48, "text": " It's too important."}, {"start": 18820.84, "end": 18839.2, "text": " It's too far to jump, show me your cross."}, {"start": 18839.2, "end": 18842.8, "text": " Yeah, uh..."}, {"start": 18842.8, "end": 18849.8, "text": " A large needle get flushing to get one of the hundred million numbers."}, {"start": 18849.8, "end": 18852.8, "text": " Yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 18852.8, "end": 18854.8, "text": " Wait, can she do something here?"}, {"start": 18854.8, "end": 18857.8, "text": " There must be a way up there."}, {"start": 18857.8, "end": 18862.8, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 18862.8, "end": 18866.8, "text": " I hear."}, {"start": 18866.8, "end": 18868.8, "text": " No yellow paint, man."}, {"start": 18868.8, "end": 18871.8, "text": " shiny objects instead"}, {"start": 18898.8, "end": 18901.12, "text": " Let's do the second walkway."}, {"start": 18901.12, "end": 18902.12, "text": " Watch out!"}, {"start": 18902.12, "end": 18903.12, "text": " I'm so distraught."}, {"start": 18903.12, "end": 18904.12, "text": " Hi, my lord."}, {"start": 18904.12, "end": 18905.12, "text": " You ready, monkey?"}, {"start": 18905.12, "end": 18906.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18906.12, "end": 18907.12, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 18907.12, "end": 18908.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18908.12, "end": 18909.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18909.12, "end": 18910.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18910.12, "end": 18911.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18911.12, "end": 18912.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18912.12, "end": 18913.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18913.12, "end": 18914.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18914.12, "end": 18915.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18915.12, "end": 18916.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18916.12, "end": 18917.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18917.12, "end": 18918.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18918.12, "end": 18919.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18919.12, "end": 18920.12, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18920.12, "end": 18937.64, "text": " That doesn't seem ssssssssssssssssssssss."}, {"start": 18937.64, "end": 18939.64, "text": " time to, uh, hey!"}, {"start": 18967.64, "end": 18970.64, "text": " Where do I make him charge?"}, {"start": 18970.64, "end": 18973.64, "text": " Anywhere I guess."}, {"start": 18981.64, "end": 18983.64, "text": " Oh yeah! Robogorg!"}, {"start": 18985.64, "end": 18987.64, "text": " The finisher is sick."}, {"start": 18994.64, "end": 18996.64, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 18997.64, "end": 19000.42, "text": " That's like actually a very very good finisher"}, {"start": 19014.68, "end": 19016.68, "text": " You see your way up there"}, {"start": 19017.88, "end": 19019.88, "text": " Yeah over here"}, {"start": 19020.78, "end": 19023.04, "text": " Yeah, this game is pretty repetitive, but like"}, {"start": 19023.04, "end": 19028.56, "text": " But it's not the gameplay you play it for, I mean, I'm sure some people play it for"}, {"start": 19028.56, "end": 19033.52, "text": " the gameplay, but I want to know what's going to happen with the dynamic between the characters."}, {"start": 19033.52, "end": 19037.64, "text": " You got to try Metal Arms glitch in the system."}, {"start": 19037.64, "end": 19040.64, "text": " Never heard of this."}, {"start": 19040.64, "end": 19063.64, "text": " Can you unlock more weapon combos?"}, {"start": 19063.64, "end": 19064.64, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 19064.64, "end": 19078.72, "text": " I'll play the mountain later, no, the plans."}, {"start": 19078.72, "end": 19084.72, "text": " Can I draw from here?"}, {"start": 19084.72, "end": 19088.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19088.72, "end": 19096.84, "text": " I play to witcher one and two"}, {"start": 19096.84, "end": 19117.72, "text": " help me across I think witcher one is"}, {"start": 19117.72, "end": 19122.72, "text": " like one of the greatest RPGs of all time. It's, it's so good."}, {"start": 19129.72, "end": 19130.72, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 19131.72, "end": 19136.72, "text": " Okay. We've got the supercharger. Let's get back to Pigsie and see what's next."}, {"start": 19140.72, "end": 19142.72, "text": " Blinded to 136?"}, {"start": 19142.72, "end": 19144.72, "text": " Character knows what he's doing."}, {"start": 19144.72, "end": 19151.72, "text": " I used to do RNG to log in on phone, but wanted to do it once on desktop and then got a top 1% roll when I was signed in."}, {"start": 19152.72, "end": 19157.72, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. I am sure."}, {"start": 19157.72, "end": 19161.72, "text": " Yeah, that happened to me too by the way, alright?"}, {"start": 19161.72, "end": 19163.72, "text": " That happened to me too, alright?"}, {"start": 19164.72, "end": 19167.72, "text": " Uh, but I was not logged in."}, {"start": 19168.72, "end": 19170.72, "text": " No, I believe you live, I believe you."}, {"start": 19170.72, "end": 19175.72, "text": " Uh, hmmm."}, {"start": 19185.72, "end": 19190.72, "text": " Nice, Captain Gats or Noice."}, {"start": 19195.72, "end": 19199.72, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 19199.72, "end": 19201.32, "text": " Top 2% with an anomaly."}, {"start": 19205.960000000003, "end": 19207.120000000003, "text": " Yo, Lois, uh..."}, {"start": 19207.620000000003, "end": 19208.620000000003, "text": " Nice, yes."}, {"start": 19208.920000000002, "end": 19210.32, "text": " You got this. No problem."}, {"start": 19229.72, "end": 19244.72, "text": " Wow. Nice shot, Lucky. Oh, thank you very much. Oh, it was okay. You see, he's trying to contain his anger, but, but, uh, yeah, no, it's seeping out, man. I think he's gonna lash out and crush out."}, {"start": 19259.72, "end": 19266.72, "text": " He likes her? No. That's what she wants her to think."}, {"start": 19266.72, "end": 19267.72, "text": " He wants her to clean."}, {"start": 19287.72, "end": 19288.72, "text": " Okie dokie."}, {"start": 19296.72, "end": 19301.72, "text": " You should be able to get across now."}, {"start": 19301.72, "end": 19310.72, "text": " Favorite crash out last shot of this year has been a tough disarm between the question mark or"}, {"start": 19310.72, "end": 19317.04, "text": " or elitic and ages done in 12 princess was question mark incident this year"}, {"start": 19321.68, "end": 19324.16, "text": " i'm stuck there's machinery in the way"}, {"start": 19326.72, "end": 19331.920000000002, "text": " let me see what i can do there's still power i should be able to start the machinery up okay"}, {"start": 19333.120000000003, "end": 19333.760000000002, "text": " and do it"}, {"start": 19340.72, "end": 19351.72, "text": " I'm stuck. There's machinery in the way."}, {"start": 19351.72, "end": 19358.72, "text": " Let me see what I can do. There's still power. I should be able to start the machinery up."}, {"start": 19358.72, "end": 19360.72, "text": " Okay. Then do it."}, {"start": 19370.72, "end": 19383.58, "text": " jump my oh the answer was yes"}, {"start": 19383.58, "end": 19385.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19399.980000000003, "end": 19401.980000000003, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 19405.02, "end": 19411.5, "text": " I'm brazil thanks to the 53 bro. I'm stuck here. There's no way across throw me across"}, {"start": 19413.58, "end": 19417.58, "text": " I'll throw a bomb. You said you would shoot it, monkey."}, {"start": 19426.58, "end": 19428.58, "text": " Tripp, you think you can make that jump?"}, {"start": 19428.58, "end": 19433.58, "text": " This one's easy. There's a console room over there. Let me check it out."}, {"start": 19434.58, "end": 19439.58, "text": " Yes. This controls the hydraulics. Let me get them working."}, {"start": 19439.58, "end": 19448.780000000002, "text": " I mean, if you can somehow remove the screen check in that game, I'd probably play it,"}, {"start": 19448.780000000002, "end": 19450.780000000002, "text": " but I don't think you can."}, {"start": 19469.58, "end": 19485.460000000003, "text": " all right turn him then you you you"}, {"start": 19485.46, "end": 19492.46, "text": " Let's keep moving."}, {"start": 19492.46, "end": 19496.86, "text": " We're almost there."}, {"start": 19496.86, "end": 19500.86, "text": " Roger that."}, {"start": 19500.86, "end": 19507.86, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 19507.86, "end": 19519.64, "text": " I liked Witcher 3's combat. I liked pressing the dodge button and having my hitbox completely"}, {"start": 19519.64, "end": 19533.32, "text": " disappear. I did play the one in Musha demo. It was very easy, but it was really cool."}, {"start": 19533.32, "end": 19535.32, "text": " The animations are insane."}, {"start": 19563.32, "end": 19565.32, "text": " to get across"}, {"start": 19570.04, "end": 19576.0, "text": " Okay, I see the heat sink monkey if you can get me up there I can release it"}, {"start": 19581.0, "end": 19587.239999999998, "text": " It looks like we've got company to monkey pig see can you take care of those mechs? No problem"}, {"start": 19589.16, "end": 19591.16, "text": " You got a moment"}, {"start": 19593.32, "end": 19603.32, "text": " get me a moment to get in position"}, {"start": 19603.32, "end": 19617.32, "text": " alright your moments up buddy I'm going in"}, {"start": 19617.32, "end": 19619.32, "text": " I'm gonna face it"}, {"start": 19619.32, "end": 19644.72, "text": " Why you don't die to a focus attack?"}, {"start": 19644.72, "end": 19648.72, "text": " I was like the only enemy in the game that doesn't do that."}, {"start": 19658.72, "end": 19660.72, "text": " Was it after breakfast today? I didn't."}, {"start": 19660.72, "end": 19663.72, "text": " I had no breakfast today actually."}, {"start": 19663.72, "end": 19665.72, "text": " No breakfast!"}, {"start": 19674.72, "end": 19698.2, "text": " Let's try to get these cranes working."}, {"start": 19698.2, "end": 19700.2, "text": " I guess I had a coffee."}, {"start": 19700.2, "end": 19701.2, "text": " That was it."}, {"start": 19701.2, "end": 19702.2, "text": " I had a bank meeting."}, {"start": 19702.2, "end": 19706.9, "text": " bank meeting I think you can get to the crane from that platform so I stole a"}, {"start": 19706.9, "end": 19709.2, "text": " coffee from the coffee machine"}, {"start": 19709.2, "end": 19711.2, "text": " I got you back"}, {"start": 19711.2, "end": 19727.56, "text": " What's a classic Swedish breakfast?"}, {"start": 19727.56, "end": 19731.4, "text": " Uhhh, I don't know."}, {"start": 19731.4, "end": 19734.32, "text": " Yeah, what is it?"}, {"start": 19734.32, "end": 19736.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19736.48, "end": 19738.48, "text": " Egror, huh?"}, {"start": 19738.48, "end": 19740.48, "text": " Oh, yeah, true."}, {"start": 19740.48, "end": 19741.48, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 19741.48, "end": 19743.48, "text": " Filmi\u00f6l kufling mor."}, {"start": 19743.48, "end": 19744.48, "text": " A\u00e5."}, {"start": 19744.48, "end": 19746.48, "text": " N\u00e5 s\u00e5nt d\u00e5."}, {"start": 19746.48, "end": 19766.48, "text": " Fuck, I can't jump up here."}, {"start": 19766.48, "end": 19769.48, "text": " Uh, I don't eat any caviar."}, {"start": 19770.48, "end": 19772.98, "text": " My countless caviar is so good, though."}, {"start": 19772.98, "end": 19777.98, "text": " Might start eating it again with boiled egg and then you slice it with an egg slicer?"}, {"start": 19777.98, "end": 19780.48, "text": " Oh my god, that's actually so good."}, {"start": 19780.48, "end": 19781.48, "text": " I gotta get that."}, {"start": 19783.98, "end": 19789.48, "text": " Right now I only eat two toasts and two fried eggs."}, {"start": 19796.48, "end": 19806.48, "text": " I got so much health and so much shield that I can just chill through these segments now man."}, {"start": 19806.48, "end": 19816.48, "text": " Egg slicer, can't you just cut it with a knife?"}, {"start": 19816.48, "end": 19817.48, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19817.48, "end": 19819.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19831.96, "end": 19833.96, "text": " Okay all done"}, {"start": 19834.28, "end": 19838.8, "text": " Okay, I'm ready. I can move the cranes from here. Just say one"}, {"start": 19840.64, "end": 19843.399999999998, "text": " Though you haven't had a breakfast daily in like 15 years"}, {"start": 19847.48, "end": 19863.48, "text": " You need egg slicer."}, {"start": 19863.48, "end": 19874.48, "text": " We can't reach the heat sink from the side."}, {"start": 19874.48, "end": 19883.44, "text": " over now it's you haven't had that in a while but i do miss it though especially like bait"}, {"start": 19883.44, "end": 19885.6, "text": " overnight oh it's god damn this good shit"}, {"start": 19893.76, "end": 19896.88, "text": " there's the switch that controls the other crane can you get over there"}, {"start": 19898.88, "end": 19900.8, "text": " uh you're out of waiting to get me over there"}, {"start": 19900.8, "end": 19906.98, "text": " fried oats yeah air fried oats yeah but that's how I did my baked oats in the"}, {"start": 19906.98, "end": 19911.239999999998, "text": " air fryer is so nice"}, {"start": 19918.16, "end": 19925.579999999998, "text": " so hacking nice hope I'm going the right way I think I am yeah let's go"}, {"start": 19930.8, "end": 19960.36, "text": " of the way sometimes you eat a beat looks but get from your ship on your way to work"}, {"start": 19960.36, "end": 19967.36, "text": " if you're really hungry in the morning."}, {"start": 19979.52, "end": 19981.64, "text": " I don't even know what that is, Malton. I obviously know"}, {"start": 19981.64, "end": 19983.52, "text": " Veatler Spaghetti, but I'm trying to place, like,"}, {"start": 19983.52, "end": 19986.16, "text": " is it just a ready-made sandwich?"}, {"start": 19986.16, "end": 19989.8, "text": " Because you can buy frozen Veatler Spaghetti and have them in the oven."}, {"start": 19989.8, "end": 19994.12, "text": " I can't reach it. You're gonna have to get over here and throw me up. Okay, I'll find a way to get you"}, {"start": 19995.48, "end": 19998.84, "text": " I will well, I can see a route to if I can just get over there"}, {"start": 20001.399999999998, "end": 20003.399999999998, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20019.8, "end": 20022.84, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 20024.34, "end": 20027.18, "text": " It's done by getting a small cut to fill a guarded butter."}, {"start": 20027.18, "end": 20029.18, "text": " You set it in the microfiber for 15 seconds."}, {"start": 20029.18, "end": 20031.18, "text": " Okay, I see, I see, yeah."}, {"start": 20034.3, "end": 20036.8, "text": " Wherever, whenever."}, {"start": 20038.3, "end": 20040.8, "text": " We're meant to be together."}, {"start": 20046.8, "end": 20048.239999999998, "text": " What was this game about?"}, {"start": 20048.24, "end": 20052.24, "text": " Helping her to the west."}, {"start": 20052.24, "end": 20058.24, "text": " Actually, no, you're not help- well, you are helping her, but you're forced to do it because she kills you otherwise."}, {"start": 20078.24, "end": 20085.2, "text": " So you're like both a cuck and a bitch."}, {"start": 20085.2, "end": 20091.120000000003, "text": " Yeah, pretty much, yeah, I guess."}, {"start": 20091.120000000003, "end": 20108.0, "text": " I am very excited to see how this is going to wrap up."}, {"start": 20138.0, "end": 20140.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20140.0, "end": 20166.56, "text": " F**king hate the focus attack, but it will just go wherever."}, {"start": 20166.56, "end": 20170.800000000003, "text": " The moment you press it, it would just face away from an enemy, and you have to hold the stick towards the enemy."}, {"start": 20171.2, "end": 20172.16, "text": " It's so weird."}, {"start": 20172.4, "end": 20174.0, "text": " That's exactly what happened there, by the way."}, {"start": 20183.2, "end": 20184.0, "text": " Whenever!"}, {"start": 20184.32, "end": 20185.120000000003, "text": " Wherever!"}, {"start": 20185.52, "end": 20187.52, "text": " For men to be together!"}, {"start": 20187.760000000002, "end": 20190.32, "text": " Gotta start my timer now."}, {"start": 20191.280000000002, "end": 20191.780000000002, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 20196.56, "end": 20211.16, "text": " Do you see what I mean there?"}, {"start": 20211.16, "end": 20215.24, "text": " The first hit just faces away from the enemy so they don't get hit by it."}, {"start": 20215.24, "end": 20217.56, "text": " It's so weird, man."}, {"start": 20217.56, "end": 20230.440000000002, "text": " That was close, now let's get this thing and get the hell out of here."}, {"start": 20230.440000000002, "end": 20239.440000000002, "text": " Alright, we got the thing though."}, {"start": 20239.440000000002, "end": 20242.760000000002, "text": " Juana, they started two."}, {"start": 20242.760000000002, "end": 20244.800000000003, "text": " The last hit is the most important, yeah."}, {"start": 20244.8, "end": 20249.8, "text": " Like if he didn't do that 180 turn around on the first day, I would have stung him with it and he would have lost it."}, {"start": 20249.8, "end": 20252.8, "text": " It's not a big deal, but it's just, it's just annoying."}, {"start": 20258.8, "end": 20260.8, "text": " Oh, actual cutscene."}, {"start": 20274.8, "end": 20281.8, "text": " Tripp enslaved me, and if I don't do what she says she causes me a lot of pain."}, {"start": 20281.8, "end": 20285.8, "text": " And if I still don't do what she says, she kills me."}, {"start": 20285.8, "end": 20286.8, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 20286.8, "end": 20291.8, "text": " It's just I was sort of a fanciful chance of myself, Tripp."}, {"start": 20291.8, "end": 20294.8, "text": " But if there's something over between you, I'd respect that."}, {"start": 20294.8, "end": 20297.8, "text": " I'm not the kind of guy to go muscling in the hazy."}, {"start": 20297.8, "end": 20300.8, "text": " She can hear every word we say."}, {"start": 20304.8, "end": 20311.6, "text": " If you want to take your chances go ahead"}, {"start": 20334.8, "end": 20363.0, "text": " Oh, that was chapter 10."}, {"start": 20364.8, "end": 20369.8, "text": " Chapter 11. The Old Battlefield."}, {"start": 20394.8, "end": 20409.8, "text": " It's 14 chapters now, so I'll easily be able to finish it."}, {"start": 20409.8, "end": 20430.52, "text": " Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive."}, {"start": 20430.52, "end": 20434.32, "text": " Plasma damage, doubles the damage a plasma blast doesn't hit me."}, {"start": 20434.32, "end": 20435.32, "text": " Doubles?"}, {"start": 20435.32, "end": 20437.239999999998, "text": " Wait, that's insane."}, {"start": 20437.24, "end": 20442.16, "text": " Quadruples the damage your plasma blast does to an enemy. Why haven't I bought those?"}, {"start": 20447.4, "end": 20450.480000000003, "text": " That is ridiculous. I'm buying that shit"}, {"start": 20452.4, "end": 20456.24, "text": " It already deals like really high damage you kill enemies through three shots"}, {"start": 20459.4, "end": 20461.4, "text": " I need ammo obviously"}, {"start": 20467.24, "end": 20469.24, "text": " I'm buying that shit a sub"}, {"start": 20469.24, "end": 20496.24, "text": " I'm not sure what the fuck is this in order to reach?"}, {"start": 20496.24, "end": 20498.24, "text": " How about you cover me instead of"}, {"start": 20514.960000000003, "end": 20517.320000000003, "text": " Yeah, I guess I'll fucking die big Z"}, {"start": 20526.24, "end": 20547.22, "text": " I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 20547.22, "end": 20549.22, "text": " Why competition?"}, {"start": 20566.22, "end": 20569.22, "text": " I cannot believe I'm alive. Shut up, Jack."}, {"start": 20569.22, "end": 20572.22, "text": " Look at my health region. I'm invincible."}, {"start": 20577.22, "end": 20583.420000000002, "text": " I'm fucking invincible!"}, {"start": 20583.420000000002, "end": 20589.86, "text": " Can I buy this upgrade yet now?"}, {"start": 20589.86, "end": 20590.86, "text": " 46."}, {"start": 20590.86, "end": 20592.86, "text": " How much do I need for this?"}, {"start": 20592.86, "end": 20597.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, double as the damage a plasma blast does."}, {"start": 20597.420000000002, "end": 20603.420000000002, "text": " And then I'm gonna quadruple that shit."}, {"start": 20633.420000000002, "end": 20640.420000000002, "text": " I should probably get the ammo."}, {"start": 20663.420000000002, "end": 20680.86, "text": " Damn this upgrade is already insane!"}, {"start": 20680.86, "end": 20687.02, "text": " And help team where the fuck is team?"}, {"start": 20700.940000000002, "end": 20704.54, "text": " Yo yo come here"}, {"start": 20707.940000000002, "end": 20709.940000000002, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 20710.86, "end": 20715.86, "text": " of"}, {"start": 20715.86, "end": 20735.86, "text": " the"}, {"start": 20735.86, "end": 20752.420000000002, "text": " how much for how much for ammo ammo increase it's 10k okay let's buy that"}, {"start": 20752.420000000002, "end": 20753.420000000002, "text": " that too."}, {"start": 20753.420000000002, "end": 20764.420000000002, "text": " How are the games so far?"}, {"start": 20764.420000000002, "end": 20772.140000000003, "text": " I mean gameplay is pretty meh, but the story and like the characters and some of the dialogue"}, {"start": 20772.140000000003, "end": 20773.940000000002, "text": " is actually really good."}, {"start": 20773.94, "end": 20775.94, "text": " How'd we get out of here?"}, {"start": 20775.94, "end": 20777.94, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 20780.1, "end": 20782.1, "text": " Wow, it's dark in here."}, {"start": 20783.699999999997, "end": 20785.699999999997, "text": " Doesn't smell too good either."}, {"start": 20785.699999999997, "end": 20787.46, "text": " It wasn't me."}, {"start": 20787.46, "end": 20789.46, "text": " Yeah, allow me."}, {"start": 20795.699999999997, "end": 20797.059999999998, "text": " Here's a breath of fresh air."}, {"start": 20797.059999999998, "end": 20798.42, "text": " Oh, shut up."}, {"start": 20798.42, "end": 20800.42, "text": " Now we haven't seen an Andy jump-stair in a while."}, {"start": 20800.42, "end": 20801.3, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 20801.3, "end": 20803.14, "text": " It's been hit before it."}, {"start": 20803.14, "end": 20806.66, "text": " to be a little jumpy and how'd you know that there's a power cell here"}, {"start": 20806.66, "end": 20810.98, "text": " i'll float over it plenty of well cool robot"}, {"start": 20814.579999999998, "end": 20816.98, "text": " minus one"}, {"start": 20819.94, "end": 20832.98, "text": " wow look at this place i wonder where this place freaks around i don't know"}, {"start": 20833.14, "end": 20843.14, "text": " But Orbas man Orbas"}, {"start": 20843.14, "end": 20849.62, "text": " You never seen or heard of this game?"}, {"start": 20849.62, "end": 20854.5, "text": " I've heard of it a long time ago and Chad has brought it up a few times like every year"}, {"start": 20854.5, "end": 20857.1, "text": " and I was always curious what it was."}, {"start": 20857.1, "end": 20861.7, "text": " Now I know and I will finish it and see how it ends."}, {"start": 20861.7, "end": 20863.7, "text": " Let me ask you a question."}, {"start": 20863.7, "end": 20864.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20864.7, "end": 20867.7, "text": " You use a long-haired product."}, {"start": 20867.7, "end": 20869.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20872.7, "end": 20874.7, "text": " Next up ahead."}, {"start": 20874.7, "end": 20876.7, "text": " Okay, let me deal with this."}, {"start": 20876.7, "end": 20879.7, "text": " No, I haven't played jack-and-jack before."}, {"start": 20884.7, "end": 20886.7, "text": " Okay, when you're ready, monkey."}, {"start": 20886.7, "end": 20888.7, "text": " Always ready, Pigsy."}, {"start": 20891.7, "end": 20903.06, "text": " Yeah, the enemies are literally like where you are."}, {"start": 20903.06, "end": 20905.02, "text": " What is Uncle even on about?"}, {"start": 20905.02, "end": 20907.02, "text": " Did she just die?"}, {"start": 20907.02, "end": 20908.02, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 20908.02, "end": 20909.02, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 20909.02, "end": 20910.02, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 20910.02, "end": 20913.02, "text": " Oh, wow. Oh, okay. That's cool."}, {"start": 20922.52, "end": 20925.52, "text": " Free humanoid loo kong? Yeah, pretty much."}, {"start": 20932.52, "end": 20935.52, "text": " Oh, don't worry. She will do that just fine on her own."}, {"start": 20940.02, "end": 20947.02, "text": " Yeah, it's a huge mech."}, {"start": 20947.02, "end": 20960.34, "text": " Come on, let me be there."}, {"start": 20960.34, "end": 20964.34, "text": " Same guy who's directing the movie, crowbar at the script for this, yeah, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 20964.34, "end": 20974.34, "text": " Now, guess you appear to have nice creams stuck in your head."}, {"start": 20974.34, "end": 20986.34, "text": " Oh yeah, I haven't played Dark Sector, I know what it is though."}, {"start": 20986.34, "end": 20995.34, "text": " Oh, that's the power, so we are lucky."}, {"start": 20995.34, "end": 21003.94, "text": " Everyone just sitting there, so I should just."}, {"start": 21003.94, "end": 21005.62, "text": " That look is good."}, {"start": 21005.62, "end": 21007.78, "text": " Don't get it, right?"}, {"start": 21007.78, "end": 21010.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 21010.78, "end": 21011.28, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 21016.34, "end": 21029.86, "text": " Oh one thing monkey what what you have for the rhino rhino"}, {"start": 21046.34, "end": 21060.02, "text": " I am going to be making great 10."}, {"start": 21060.02, "end": 21063.02, "text": " I am gonna be making great 10."}, {"start": 21063.02, "end": 21066.02, "text": " Oi-oi-oi! The bad time!"}, {"start": 21071.02, "end": 21073.02, "text": " Monkey! It's your day!"}, {"start": 21074.02, "end": 21077.02, "text": " Now that they've got go screw yourself, you fat freak!"}, {"start": 21077.02, "end": 21079.02, "text": " Monkey! I'm being serious!"}, {"start": 21079.02, "end": 21082.02, "text": " You're gonna make it possible!"}, {"start": 21082.02, "end": 21087.02, "text": " I'll tell you what, I don't know if it's like you know, this doesn't even come close to make us even!"}, {"start": 21087.02, "end": 21091.14, "text": " There you come, belly-in."}, {"start": 21091.14, "end": 21095.74, "text": " Throw more, big-seat."}, {"start": 21095.74, "end": 21098.74, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 21098.74, "end": 21111.74, "text": " Did he even take damage?"}, {"start": 21111.74, "end": 21123.74, "text": " Oh, yeah, he did it."}, {"start": 21123.74, "end": 21131.74, "text": " I feel like the second bomb didn't deal anything."}, {"start": 21131.74, "end": 21140.74, "text": " What do you mean, he's half hell?"}, {"start": 21140.74, "end": 21155.74, "text": " This isn't as the end of circus games, yep."}, {"start": 21155.74, "end": 21166.74, "text": " I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 21166.74, "end": 21168.74, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 21186.06, "end": 21188.06, "text": " Don't worry guys I got this shit"}, {"start": 21192.34, "end": 21194.5, "text": " Yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 21196.74, "end": 21214.34, "text": " Yeah, the regen is so good."}, {"start": 21214.34, "end": 21216.34, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 21216.34, "end": 21218.34, "text": " Boy!"}, {"start": 21246.34, "end": 21248.34, "text": " Okay, I'm fine."}, {"start": 21251.34, "end": 21253.34, "text": " Oh yeah, a hand also."}, {"start": 21256.34, "end": 21258.34, "text": " There?"}, {"start": 21264.34, "end": 21266.34, "text": " Did I go?"}, {"start": 21306.34, "end": 21308.34, "text": " You should've head turned by a monkey!"}, {"start": 21308.34, "end": 21310.34, "text": " Don't know what you're talking about!"}, {"start": 21310.34, "end": 21312.34, "text": " And if you had any sense, you wouldn't be trying to hit my girl!"}, {"start": 21312.34, "end": 21314.34, "text": " We've just lost our father!"}, {"start": 21314.34, "end": 21316.34, "text": " So that's your game, huh?"}, {"start": 21316.34, "end": 21318.34, "text": " You should've been a cryer!"}, {"start": 21318.34, "end": 21320.34, "text": " Crazy! Crazy like a fuck!"}, {"start": 21320.34, "end": 21322.34, "text": " No! No! Like a pig!"}, {"start": 21336.34, "end": 21338.34, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 21350.62, "end": 21352.86, "text": " Black pink in your area"}, {"start": 21355.66, "end": 21358.66, "text": " What a banger black pinks got some bangers, dude"}, {"start": 21366.34, "end": 21368.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 21396.34, "end": 21414.34, "text": " I think Blackpink is good. I haven't listened to them in forever though."}, {"start": 21414.34, "end": 21416.34, "text": " Oh yeah, that's gotta be it."}, {"start": 21417.34, "end": 21419.34, "text": " We are ready to go."}, {"start": 21420.34, "end": 21423.34, "text": " A monkey, a piggy, a teenage girl."}, {"start": 21424.34, "end": 21426.34, "text": " Gonna take them out of the slayfus."}, {"start": 21426.34, "end": 21428.34, "text": " And we're ready!"}, {"start": 21474.34, "end": 21480.02, "text": " It's fourth in chapter, so"}, {"start": 21483.14, "end": 21485.14, "text": " Not much left"}, {"start": 21504.34, "end": 21510.34, "text": " Really? Well, how unusual. I certainly don't know anything about that."}, {"start": 21513.34, "end": 21515.34, "text": " Unidentified craft, please transmit your landing codes."}, {"start": 21515.34, "end": 21517.34, "text": " The landing codes?"}, {"start": 21517.34, "end": 21523.34, "text": " Affirmative, transmit your landing codes, or we will be forced to assume your ship is hostile and we will open fire."}, {"start": 21523.34, "end": 21525.34, "text": " Yeah, copy. Just a minute."}, {"start": 21525.34, "end": 21531.34, "text": " Well, uh, my landing codes are, uh, the one."}, {"start": 21531.34, "end": 21533.34, "text": " One?"}, {"start": 21533.34, "end": 21535.34, "text": " Yes, one what?"}, {"start": 21563.34, "end": 21565.34, "text": " This is it"}, {"start": 21586.54, "end": 21588.54, "text": " What is going on"}, {"start": 21593.34, "end": 21595.34, "text": " Are you fucking nuts there?"}, {"start": 21604.34, "end": 21606.34, "text": " Ah, come on!"}, {"start": 21606.34, "end": 21607.34, "text": " Let me try!"}, {"start": 21607.34, "end": 21609.34, "text": " I am trying!"}, {"start": 21611.34, "end": 21613.34, "text": " Come on, this way."}, {"start": 21623.34, "end": 21627.34, "text": " Yo, me too, thanks for the Wadi Lab file, dude. Thank you."}, {"start": 21648.34, "end": 21650.34, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 21683.34, "end": 21687.02, "text": " Subs are in some kind of hang out. It's behind that door"}, {"start": 21696.78, "end": 21698.78, "text": " You all be nod rams"}, {"start": 21700.38, "end": 21703.82, "text": " We might hop on a whore if there's time I it looks like they won't be"}, {"start": 21713.34, "end": 21716.14, "text": " You play as that big C in the DLC, right?"}, {"start": 21730.54, "end": 21732.04, "text": " Yeah, that's big C, yeah."}, {"start": 21733.84, "end": 21735.84, "text": " Big C, please, bro."}, {"start": 21743.34, "end": 21770.34, "text": " I don't have a fear of water for this."}, {"start": 21770.34, "end": 21783.58, "text": " Spirit Wadiah, thanks for the freeee, thank you."}, {"start": 21783.58, "end": 21789.58, "text": " That's part of me to play an older game like this."}, {"start": 21789.58, "end": 21795.26, "text": " Oh, China's told me to play this for years."}, {"start": 21795.26, "end": 21800.18, "text": " Sometimes it's nice to play a game that just takes like a stream to finish."}, {"start": 21800.18, "end": 21804.18, "text": " People have been asking me if I'm gonna finish RPGs from yesterday."}, {"start": 21804.18, "end": 21807.18, "text": " Really, not RPG is really sure."}, {"start": 21808.18, "end": 21812.18, "text": " I could finish it tomorrow if people really wanted to do so."}, {"start": 21813.18, "end": 21815.18, "text": " I don't mind."}, {"start": 21830.18, "end": 21832.18, "text": " time"}, {"start": 21838.62, "end": 21840.62, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 21853.82, "end": 21855.82, "text": " This is all game. Yes"}, {"start": 21860.18, "end": 21872.38, "text": " of the room. You can use them to turn cars around."}, {"start": 21872.38, "end": 21881.9, "text": " Do I need that in the police, bro?"}, {"start": 21881.9, "end": 21888.98, "text": " Yeah, Witcher 3 doesn't take one stream though, or maybe in virus, you know?"}, {"start": 21888.98, "end": 21891.62, "text": " That's a liiiitle bit longer."}, {"start": 21900.22, "end": 21902.22, "text": " It does if you flush it."}, {"start": 21904.12, "end": 21904.62, "text": " True."}, {"start": 21904.62, "end": 21923.14, "text": " I just finished watching Obsession that redefined the word for the only shit."}, {"start": 21923.14, "end": 21924.14, "text": " It's great."}, {"start": 21924.14, "end": 21925.14, "text": " It's very good."}, {"start": 21925.14, "end": 21942.98, "text": " I'm not seeing movie"}, {"start": 21942.98, "end": 21944.98, "text": " Okay, let's see."}, {"start": 21952.98, "end": 21954.98, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 21964.98, "end": 21966.98, "text": " Okay, shall I reverse?"}, {"start": 21972.98, "end": 21974.98, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 21981.86, "end": 21983.86, "text": " Tread Reverse"}, {"start": 21991.38, "end": 21993.38, "text": " Forward"}, {"start": 21993.38, "end": 22004.38, "text": " ff16 was a peak epic movie."}, {"start": 22004.38, "end": 22019.7, "text": " What am I doing this for, I think I'm doing this right?"}, {"start": 22019.7, "end": 22022.7, "text": " It looks good."}, {"start": 22022.7, "end": 22024.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22024.7, "end": 22026.7, "text": " And then reverse."}, {"start": 22034.7, "end": 22036.7, "text": " Job's done."}, {"start": 22038.7, "end": 22040.7, "text": " Am I sponsored with any other streamers than this?"}, {"start": 22040.7, "end": 22043.7, "text": " Oh no, I have no corporal lined up."}, {"start": 22045.7, "end": 22047.7, "text": " Nothing at all."}, {"start": 22049.7, "end": 22059.7, "text": " I'm going to get you."}, {"start": 22059.7, "end": 22060.7, "text": " Great work."}, {"start": 22060.7, "end": 22061.7, "text": " You need to turn the other platform around, though."}, {"start": 22061.7, "end": 22062.7, "text": " There's a catwalk above you."}, {"start": 22062.7, "end": 22063.7, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 22063.7, "end": 22065.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22079.9, "end": 22081.9, "text": " Reverse"}, {"start": 22088.9, "end": 22090.9, "text": " Forward"}, {"start": 22093.7, "end": 22109.86, "text": " can I climb over here? I think I can. Yeah, there's a plan. Those are brand-risk and"}, {"start": 22109.86, "end": 22111.86, "text": " Swedish blunders"}, {"start": 22124.62, "end": 22128.38, "text": " What's going up? I don't know. I'm just thought about it"}, {"start": 22139.86, "end": 22144.38, "text": " all right we flip this now we're done"}, {"start": 22155.54, "end": 22158.54, "text": " reverse"}, {"start": 22161.420000000002, "end": 22165.7, "text": " am I I'm so confused what's my"}, {"start": 22165.7, "end": 22181.14, "text": " what's my goal here reverse I guess for I've done everything she asked me to do"}, {"start": 22181.14, "end": 22185.08, "text": " so maybe it works now but that one's gonna go all the way in so how is this"}, {"start": 22185.08, "end": 22187.54, "text": " gonna work"}, {"start": 22189.100000000002, "end": 22192.100000000002, "text": " forward"}, {"start": 22195.7, "end": 22208.780000000002, "text": " I literally just did exactly what she told me go here and flip this with reverse"}, {"start": 22208.780000000002, "end": 22223.3, "text": " like I think I'm gonna flip it around again and then just reverse them or forward them"}, {"start": 22223.3, "end": 22230.18, "text": " both because then they're both gonna go in but why did she tell me to go flip it"}, {"start": 22230.18, "end": 22233.38, "text": " then that makes no sense"}, {"start": 22235.3, "end": 22238.739999999998, "text": " absolute bait"}, {"start": 22253.3, "end": 22272.98, "text": " all right got you"}, {"start": 22272.98, "end": 22290.42, "text": " I can't get up there."}, {"start": 22290.420000000002, "end": 22292.420000000002, "text": " You'll have to follow the sub on flight."}, {"start": 22293.22, "end": 22293.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22293.72, "end": 22295.22, "text": " Stand back, pigs. He's going to blow the doors."}, {"start": 22310.820000000003, "end": 22312.820000000003, "text": " Look at how pigs eat lots of this shit."}, {"start": 22314.02, "end": 22317.620000000003, "text": " According to the schematics, we just need to ride this down to the airlock."}, {"start": 22317.620000000003, "end": 22319.22, "text": " That will be in the open water."}, {"start": 22319.22, "end": 22333.9, "text": " I have played Darksatter all of them are said like Genesis"}, {"start": 22349.22, "end": 22366.38, "text": " We good"}, {"start": 22366.38, "end": 22368.38, "text": " it"}, {"start": 22378.460000000003, "end": 22380.460000000003, "text": " Roger that ball"}, {"start": 22384.14, "end": 22390.780000000002, "text": " Did I watch Terminator Genesis no is that the one we're pushing bill lashed out"}, {"start": 22396.38, "end": 22406.38, "text": " I'm trying. Try harder."}, {"start": 22406.38, "end": 22416.38, "text": " That was salvage."}, {"start": 22416.38, "end": 22433.02, "text": " You'll be fine, Fleecey."}, {"start": 22433.02, "end": 22440.9, "text": " You'll be okay."}, {"start": 22440.9, "end": 22444.9, "text": " I can just face things, because I am so powerful."}, {"start": 22456.9, "end": 22459.9, "text": " Oh no, you're about to go into the tank."}, {"start": 22470.9, "end": 22483.9, "text": " Wow, I'm fucking busy man, shut up!"}, {"start": 22483.9, "end": 22508.38, "text": " Oh yeah, no problem, yeah."}, {"start": 22508.38, "end": 22528.38, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 22528.38, "end": 22528.88, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 22535.02, "end": 22536.14, "text": " See? No problem!"}, {"start": 22546.38, "end": 22546.88, "text": " Yep!"}, {"start": 22558.38, "end": 22567.68, "text": " shut up man I'm fucking working here"}, {"start": 22588.38, "end": 22596.98, "text": " I think that's the last of them, save again on that console, you ever want to do?"}, {"start": 22596.98, "end": 22599.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, press the blue button, right?"}, {"start": 22599.940000000002, "end": 22602.54, "text": " Nothing happened, but it is switched on."}, {"start": 22602.54, "end": 22606.34, "text": " Okay, in that case, you have to activate the Bay 5 frequency algorithm."}, {"start": 22606.34, "end": 22609.940000000002, "text": " Of course he's angry, Bigsy is coping with him."}, {"start": 22609.94, "end": 22632.82, "text": " We're so back."}, {"start": 22632.82, "end": 22635.78, "text": " Oh I can get the quadruple damage now."}, {"start": 22635.78, "end": 22639.5, "text": " Game again, game again."}, {"start": 22639.5, "end": 22644.54, "text": " Yeah, quadruple's the damage of a plasma blast does to an enemy."}, {"start": 22644.54, "end": 22646.18, "text": " That is ill-nasty."}, {"start": 22646.18, "end": 22648.74, "text": " That's actually insanely nasty."}, {"start": 22648.74, "end": 22652.26, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 22652.26, "end": 22653.62, "text": " I'm not sure what else."}, {"start": 22653.62, "end": 22657.34, "text": " But DMC Devil may cry after this game."}, {"start": 22657.34, "end": 22658.34, "text": " Donte?"}, {"start": 22658.34, "end": 22668.06, "text": " But I could get like ammo increase, stun time."}, {"start": 22668.06, "end": 22674.68, "text": " It's pretty alright plasma penetration will go hard though, then you can shoot multiple enemies with one"}, {"start": 22684.140000000003, "end": 22686.54, "text": " Come here loser be my pinata"}, {"start": 22698.06, "end": 22705.06, "text": " Oh monkey, you'd better get out of the way!"}, {"start": 22705.06, "end": 22706.06, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 22706.06, "end": 22708.06, "text": " I just swung on him back!"}, {"start": 22708.06, "end": 22713.06, "text": " Oh, my Jesus, why did he beat me?"}, {"start": 22722.06, "end": 22724.06, "text": " He's coming!"}, {"start": 22728.06, "end": 22744.72, "text": " I do like that part of the combat."}, {"start": 22744.72, "end": 22752.48, "text": " One of them you can like to have an execution that does different things, which is pretty"}, {"start": 22752.48, "end": 22753.48, "text": " cool."}, {"start": 22753.48, "end": 22759.48, "text": " Dude, I one shot the robots."}, {"start": 22759.48, "end": 22760.48, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 22760.48, "end": 22765.48, "text": " Yeah, they're dead already."}, {"start": 22765.48, "end": 22770.48, "text": " That's just how I roll."}, {"start": 22770.48, "end": 22779.48, "text": " This is mere gun to me though."}, {"start": 22779.48, "end": 22782.48, "text": " Hey, there's no one dropping in the water!"}, {"start": 22782.48, "end": 22784.98, "text": " Why? I can't swim!"}, {"start": 22784.98, "end": 22788.48, "text": " Well, yeah, you know I picked him out of a real great time's work."}, {"start": 22788.48, "end": 22790.98, "text": " Where is the dude that's shooting?"}, {"start": 22790.98, "end": 22793.48, "text": " I hear him, but I don't see him."}, {"start": 22793.48, "end": 22794.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22795.48, "end": 22796.48, "text": " Ah, we're good."}, {"start": 22796.48, "end": 22797.48, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 22797.48, "end": 22799.48, "text": " Yeah, that's okay."}, {"start": 22804.48, "end": 22806.48, "text": " You're the best friend!"}, {"start": 22806.48, "end": 22808.48, "text": " I'm always my god."}, {"start": 22808.48, "end": 22810.48, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 22811.84, "end": 22816.04, "text": " Dead. Dead. Anyone else?"}, {"start": 22822.44, "end": 22825.079999999998, "text": " Dead. God damn that's overpriced."}, {"start": 22838.48, "end": 22840.48, "text": " The moment we met, all you ever done is..."}, {"start": 22840.48, "end": 22842.48, "text": " No, never mind."}, {"start": 22842.48, "end": 22845.48, "text": " Stop! Shut up and get in."}, {"start": 22849.48, "end": 22851.48, "text": " Oh, that was Chapter 12."}, {"start": 22851.48, "end": 22853.48, "text": " Penultimate!"}, {"start": 22853.48, "end": 22855.48, "text": " Chapter 13."}, {"start": 22855.48, "end": 22857.48, "text": " Grand Theft."}, {"start": 22857.48, "end": 22871.6, "text": " There's 14 chapters."}, {"start": 22871.6, "end": 22874.04, "text": " Easy time to finish this."}, {"start": 22874.04, "end": 22876.84, "text": " So this beast has four legs."}, {"start": 22876.84, "end": 22878.96, "text": " Each shackle to the reservoir floor."}, {"start": 22878.96, "end": 22883.28, "text": " Okay, then we travel to each shackle point and turn and set explosives."}, {"start": 22883.28, "end": 22886.96, "text": " You let the figure out how to switch the engine on while I get to the control room."}, {"start": 22886.96, "end": 22888.96, "text": " And you, Jethro the Micon, are you?"}, {"start": 22891.28, "end": 22893.28, "text": " What could possibly go wrong?"}, {"start": 22909.2, "end": 22909.68, "text": " This way!"}, {"start": 22910.8, "end": 22912.0, "text": " Do it! No!"}, {"start": 22916.96, "end": 22928.96, "text": " Whoa! It's huge! This machine is more incredible than my wildest dreams!"}, {"start": 22928.96, "end": 22929.96, "text": " What did you just say?"}, {"start": 22929.96, "end": 22932.96, "text": " This machine is more incredible than my wildest dreams!"}, {"start": 22932.96, "end": 22934.96, "text": " That's not what you said."}, {"start": 22934.96, "end": 22936.96, "text": " Come on. Let's just keep going."}, {"start": 22940.96, "end": 22942.96, "text": " Terminal. Wait here."}, {"start": 22946.96, "end": 22953.96, "text": " Okay, I have the schematics. The anchor points are above us. Monkey, there's a route up."}, {"start": 22953.96, "end": 22959.96, "text": " I've coded the dragonfly to lead the way. All you have to do is follow it."}, {"start": 22959.96, "end": 22960.96, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 22960.96, "end": 22962.96, "text": " Okay, help me. My way up."}, {"start": 22965.96, "end": 22969.96, "text": " No, I'm not gonna get through there. I have to find a different way up."}, {"start": 22969.96, "end": 22971.96, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22973.84, "end": 22976.68, "text": " Wait, Neo 3DL Sealer adding sword and shield style?"}, {"start": 22976.68, "end": 22978.68, "text": " Oh, that's cool."}, {"start": 22978.68, "end": 22981.32, "text": " I need you with me, monkey. Get up here."}, {"start": 22981.32, "end": 22983.32, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's Orbs."}, {"start": 22983.32, "end": 22985.82, "text": " Though I really don't need any more upgrades."}, {"start": 22985.82, "end": 22987.82, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 22988.82, "end": 22990.82, "text": " I really don't need any more upgrades."}, {"start": 22990.82, "end": 22995.32, "text": " I guess I could take the ammo upgrade, but I'm not going to run into that much ammo at this point in the game anyways."}, {"start": 22999.96, "end": 23010.96, "text": " Oh, I fucks close like twenty-one."}, {"start": 23010.96, "end": 23014.52, "text": " Is this game good?"}, {"start": 23014.52, "end": 23024.2, "text": " I mean it's alright for like a playing-thru."}, {"start": 23024.2, "end": 23029.2, "text": " It's like classic PS3, Xbox 360 type game, you know."}, {"start": 23032.88, "end": 23035.8, "text": " I want to do a full playthrough of,"}, {"start": 23035.8, "end": 23039.96, "text": " but would I just, would I replay this and stuff?"}, {"start": 23039.96, "end": 23040.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23043.36, "end": 23045.52, "text": " Okay, what am I doing here?"}, {"start": 23054.2, "end": 23062.760000000002, "text": " Oh, I didn't walk far enough."}, {"start": 23062.760000000002, "end": 23073.600000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 23073.600000000002, "end": 23077.64, "text": " Yeah, imagine holding in this barn now."}, {"start": 23077.64, "end": 23080.079999999998, "text": " I mean I could but I'm not sure about the main character."}, {"start": 23090.38, "end": 23091.5, "text": " EWWWWWWWWWWWWW"}, {"start": 23101.18, "end": 23101.76, "text": " I'm here!"}, {"start": 23101.760000000002, "end": 23104.160000000003, "text": " Can you see the way through? It's above you."}, {"start": 23105.68, "end": 23111.120000000003, "text": " Ella has mom hands confirmed. Wait, what is that? Mom hands have heat resistance?"}, {"start": 23115.920000000002, "end": 23120.24, "text": " The end complete has four couplings. We need to pull them off to release the leg."}, {"start": 23122.88, "end": 23124.4, "text": " I'll throw some more bombs."}, {"start": 23131.760000000002, "end": 23157.760000000002, "text": " What? How did I miss? And what do you mean? Throw the bomb then! Oh my God!"}, {"start": 23161.760000000002, "end": 23187.2, "text": " This is chapter 13, yeah, chapter, there's 14 chapters, so."}, {"start": 23187.2, "end": 23191.24, "text": " I like how there's no clear defined bad guy in this game."}, {"start": 23191.24, "end": 23193.24, "text": " Oh wait, it is! It's the girl!"}, {"start": 23193.86, "end": 23195.86, "text": " Wait! Andy Serkis!"}, {"start": 23196.4, "end": 23198.4, "text": " I see you, Andy!"}, {"start": 23204.300000000003, "end": 23206.300000000003, "text": " Andy Serkis in the Grand Canyon."}, {"start": 23221.24, "end": 23224.280000000002, "text": " Okay, see you again, Rocky."}, {"start": 23224.280000000002, "end": 23228.24, "text": " Malanguilish, what is he saying?"}, {"start": 23242.24, "end": 23247.24, "text": " The whole game is an elaborate plot to show his vacation pictures."}, {"start": 23247.24, "end": 23249.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23251.24, "end": 23260.04, "text": " It's starting to feel that way."}, {"start": 23260.04, "end": 23268.84, "text": " Okay, we've got some little couples to deal with."}, {"start": 23268.84, "end": 23269.84, "text": " How's it going, Tripp?"}, {"start": 23269.84, "end": 23270.84, "text": " Just so you know, they're cutting through."}, {"start": 23270.84, "end": 23274.84, "text": " I'm stealing the inner doors, but they'll be in here soon."}, {"start": 23274.84, "end": 23275.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23275.84, "end": 23276.84, "text": " See me get it, monkey."}, {"start": 23276.84, "end": 23279.84, "text": " I won't play Manus Returns, yes."}, {"start": 23279.84, "end": 23305.84, "text": " I'm up here man, there might be orbs and shit."}, {"start": 23305.84, "end": 23306.84, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23306.84, "end": 23307.84, "text": " Almost done."}, {"start": 23307.84, "end": 23312.84, "text": " Guess I'll jump down then."}, {"start": 23312.84, "end": 23328.56, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 23328.56, "end": 23329.56, "text": " Is this guy the monkey king?"}, {"start": 23329.56, "end": 23334.8, "text": " No, it's just very based on Journey to the West."}, {"start": 23334.8, "end": 23337.559999999998, "text": " I mean, he's obviously mega-boo-kong-inspired."}, {"start": 23345.8, "end": 23346.6, "text": " Very paced."}, {"start": 23346.600000000002, "end": 23367.120000000003, "text": " He's named his monkey. Yeah, he doesn't have a like an actual name. That's what they call"}, {"start": 23367.12, "end": 23368.12, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 23376.12, "end": 23377.12, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 23377.12, "end": 23379.12, "text": " Hey, it fucking works."}, {"start": 23390.12, "end": 23391.12, "text": " Ah, fuck it."}, {"start": 23391.12, "end": 23392.12, "text": " Oh, I can't jump on this."}, {"start": 23392.12, "end": 23393.12, "text": " It's just janky."}, {"start": 23394.12, "end": 23395.12, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23397.12, "end": 23402.12, "text": " His name is Munker. Munker."}, {"start": 23408.12, "end": 23414.12, "text": " I'm browsing old junk, find out there is some metal gear rising, revenge patch that supposedly fixes 800 by 600 problem."}, {"start": 23414.12, "end": 23416.12, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 23416.12, "end": 23422.12, "text": " Was that ever really a problem though? Wasn't it just that I hadn't upgraded the... I don't know."}, {"start": 23422.12, "end": 23424.12, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 23424.12, "end": 23431.12, "text": " Alright, plasma penetration."}, {"start": 23431.12, "end": 23432.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23432.12, "end": 23438.6, "text": " The final boss parry, yeah, but I hadn't upgraded like the meter for it."}, {"start": 23438.6, "end": 23440.44, "text": " That's why it was stuck."}, {"start": 23440.44, "end": 23442.0, "text": " Average dark of like town."}, {"start": 23442.0, "end": 23443.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 23443.0, "end": 23445.0, "text": " These two are in good points."}, {"start": 23455.0, "end": 23461.0, "text": " Is it just me, or is this the most beautiful piece of machinery you've ever seen?"}, {"start": 23461.0, "end": 23464.0, "text": " I mean, I really get off on it."}, {"start": 23464.0, "end": 23466.0, "text": " I mean, really get off on it."}, {"start": 23466.0, "end": 23469.0, "text": " You know, I don't think we need to know that."}, {"start": 23473.0, "end": 23475.0, "text": " But I really do get off of it"}, {"start": 23484.68, "end": 23486.68, "text": " Okay through here"}, {"start": 23489.16, "end": 23492.08, "text": " Wow this must be the power core"}, {"start": 23494.92, "end": 23502.0, "text": " They must have found every power cell in a 500 mile radius we'll need to come back here and jump starter when we've done the couplings"}, {"start": 23503.0, "end": 23514.16, "text": " I'll get this door open oh bad"}, {"start": 23533.0, "end": 23535.0, "text": " Stay away from her Pigsy"}, {"start": 23538.52, "end": 23542.24, "text": " Now that pig knows he has no chance with girl he's gone full gooner"}, {"start": 23543.76, "end": 23546.78, "text": " Yeah, actually, yeah, let's take a look"}, {"start": 23547.64, "end": 23549.64, "text": " There's the next anchor point"}, {"start": 23554.0, "end": 23556.0, "text": " There's the other"}, {"start": 23558.72, "end": 23562.4, "text": " Both points in here I will show you the way should be easy work"}, {"start": 23563.0, "end": 23590.66, "text": " the"}, {"start": 23590.66, "end": 23592.66, "text": " Ok."}, {"start": 23592.66, "end": 23596.66, "text": " Uhhhhhhh."}, {"start": 23596.66, "end": 23601.66, "text": " Feels thin to him."}, {"start": 23601.66, "end": 23604.66, "text": " Wait, can I make this jump?"}, {"start": 23604.66, "end": 23606.66, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23615.66, "end": 23618.66, "text": " There's some jumps that are like looking insane."}, {"start": 23618.66, "end": 23620.66, "text": " Doesn't look like it can make them"}, {"start": 23642.18, "end": 23646.72, "text": " You believe I'm staying up late to see the end of this yeah, you want to see it, don't you?"}, {"start": 23648.66, "end": 23655.66, "text": " I also"}, {"start": 23678.66, "end": 23680.66, "text": " Let's see if monkey rips her head off. Yes"}, {"start": 23695.26, "end": 23697.26, "text": " Sure brother"}, {"start": 23708.66, "end": 23713.66, "text": " Okay, time for some more time to practice."}, {"start": 23713.66, "end": 23718.66, "text": " Time for him to get his 4 ringmaster within this collection. Yes, I am."}, {"start": 23726.66, "end": 23731.66, "text": " There's one. It's a small monkey. I'll chuck another bomb for you."}, {"start": 23731.66, "end": 23735.66, "text": " No, watch it, monkey! I need this thing to work."}, {"start": 23738.66, "end": 23740.66, "text": " How am I..."}, {"start": 23745.66, "end": 23748.66, "text": " Yo, frozen. Games all right. Now we're at the end of it, so..."}, {"start": 23748.66, "end": 23750.66, "text": " In a seo it ends."}, {"start": 23768.66, "end": 23779.78, "text": " Yeah, I'm working guys, I"}, {"start": 23779.78, "end": 23780.78, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 23780.78, "end": 23781.78, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 23781.78, "end": 23782.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23782.78, "end": 23786.78, "text": " This is the last one."}, {"start": 23786.78, "end": 23795.78, "text": " I've sent this thing free."}, {"start": 23795.78, "end": 23800.78, "text": " There's one."}, {"start": 23800.78, "end": 23803.78, "text": " God, you're so lucky."}, {"start": 23803.78, "end": 23806.78, "text": " I'm chucking a bow for you."}, {"start": 23806.78, "end": 23813.26, "text": " Last one yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 23823.82, "end": 23826.899999999998, "text": " She's free this way back to the power core"}, {"start": 23836.78, "end": 23850.46, "text": " This is the second last chapter, it's probably over half of this chapter."}, {"start": 23850.46, "end": 23860.42, "text": " You get to the control room and stand by monkey you stay with me and buy me some time"}, {"start": 23880.46, "end": 23883.66, "text": " I got my penetration plasma. We're good"}, {"start": 23885.02, "end": 23887.02, "text": " Okay, got it"}, {"start": 23888.379999999997, "end": 23890.7, "text": " I need to rub power to each of the four legs"}, {"start": 23893.18, "end": 23895.18, "text": " Sounds like the max are on their way"}, {"start": 23901.579999999998, "end": 23909.1, "text": " All over the Lincoln conduits one at a time you should see the first one coming down now alert. I'll see you"}, {"start": 23910.46, "end": 23915.46, "text": " I see it."}, {"start": 23915.46, "end": 23917.46, "text": " Position locked."}, {"start": 23917.46, "end": 23921.46, "text": " Power on lines."}, {"start": 23923.46, "end": 23927.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23940.46, "end": 23945.559999999998, "text": " I have nothing without my glass"}, {"start": 23970.46, "end": 23977.46, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 24000.46, "end": 24010.62, "text": " There is no different combos, no."}, {"start": 24010.62, "end": 24011.62, "text": " There is like some..."}, {"start": 24011.62, "end": 24014.78, "text": " You can do like wide attacks, you have a parry, but..."}, {"start": 24014.78, "end": 24019.26, "text": " And you have a focus strike, but like combo-wise, oh no."}, {"start": 24019.26, "end": 24020.26, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 24020.26, "end": 24028.26, "text": " It's literally square, square, square, square, square, or triangle, triangle."}, {"start": 24028.26, "end": 24030.26, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 24030.260000000002, "end": 24037.260000000002, "text": " How many have like different attacks?"}, {"start": 24060.260000000002, "end": 24067.260000000002, "text": " You can bury a jackcat."}, {"start": 24067.260000000002, "end": 24072.260000000002, "text": " You can."}, {"start": 24072.260000000002, "end": 24077.260000000002, "text": " You can."}, {"start": 24077.260000000002, "end": 24082.260000000002, "text": " You can."}, {"start": 24082.260000000002, "end": 24087.260000000002, "text": " You can."}, {"start": 24087.260000000002, "end": 24104.620000000003, "text": " What do you mean I'm literally winning?"}, {"start": 24104.620000000003, "end": 24109.940000000002, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 24109.940000000002, "end": 24110.940000000002, "text": " Next!"}, {"start": 24110.940000000002, "end": 24117.02, "text": " Oh shit, wait, this is actually kind of a bad..."}, {"start": 24117.02, "end": 24119.02, "text": " What a berserk"}, {"start": 24125.420000000002, "end": 24129.260000000002, "text": " What and then there's fucking time on his miss FB"}, {"start": 24134.94, "end": 24136.94, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 24141.86, "end": 24143.86, "text": " All right good"}, {"start": 24147.02, "end": 24153.260000000002, "text": " third one this is almost final boss yeah this is the end of the second last chapter"}, {"start": 24153.260000000002, "end": 24159.82, "text": " I believe I am just guessing but I think so"}, {"start": 24161.420000000002, "end": 24168.74, "text": " aww it doesn't penetrate shields I need blue stuff"}, {"start": 24168.74, "end": 24175.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24175.74, "end": 24186.74, "text": " Dude, I want to play."}, {"start": 24186.74, "end": 24188.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24188.74, "end": 24190.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24190.74, "end": 24192.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24192.74, "end": 24194.74, "text": " I want to play."}, {"start": 24194.74, "end": 24196.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24196.74, "end": 24197.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24197.74, "end": 24198.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24212.74, "end": 24216.74, "text": " Seems like they do have a lot of health, all these things, so we're good."}, {"start": 24222.74, "end": 24229.7, "text": " Oh fuck, there's a guy over there."}, {"start": 24229.7, "end": 24233.640000000003, "text": " LONG TAG!"}, {"start": 24233.640000000003, "end": 24236.7, "text": " GOAL!"}, {"start": 24236.7, "end": 24239.5, "text": " NOOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 24239.5, "end": 24242.38, "text": " Come on, execution."}, {"start": 24242.38, "end": 24243.38, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 24243.38, "end": 24247.06, "text": " Now use him to kill the Elder."}, {"start": 24247.06, "end": 24248.06, "text": " There."}, {"start": 24248.06, "end": 24249.06, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 24249.06, "end": 24250.06, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 24250.06, "end": 24252.06, "text": " We're safe?"}, {"start": 24252.06, "end": 24259.06, "text": " I'm not gonna lose. There's no chance."}, {"start": 24282.06, "end": 24284.06, "text": " Yeah, what is the thingy doing?"}, {"start": 24293.460000000003, "end": 24295.460000000003, "text": " I need blue star."}, {"start": 24296.74, "end": 24298.74, "text": " I need to boom, Sam."}, {"start": 24300.140000000003, "end": 24302.140000000003, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24312.06, "end": 24315.300000000003, "text": " Watching home stream and your game"}, {"start": 24342.06, "end": 24362.06, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24362.06, "end": 24364.06, "text": " the"}, {"start": 24364.06, "end": 24389.06, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 24389.06, "end": 24418.780000000002, "text": " have we won yet come on trip fucking"}, {"start": 24418.78, "end": 24426.64, "text": " how many enemies are this is more than and I'm fucking with my ass"}, {"start": 24427.98, "end": 24432.76, "text": " yeah this really does feel like the final goal"}, {"start": 24448.78, "end": 24458.78, "text": " I'm nearly there. I'm nearly there."}, {"start": 24458.78, "end": 24476.78, "text": " Damn it. We did it."}, {"start": 24476.78, "end": 24478.78, "text": " Gamera is criminal it is"}, {"start": 24506.78, "end": 24507.28, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 24521.28, "end": 24523.28, "text": " Time to get this thing moving."}, {"start": 24536.78, "end": 24558.699999999997, "text": " Now, it's weird because there's no like clear bad guy in this game."}, {"start": 24558.699999999997, "end": 24559.699999999997, "text": " So what now?"}, {"start": 24559.7, "end": 24573.36, "text": " I've been wanting to talk to you, but there never seems to be a time when I found my father"}, {"start": 24573.36, "end": 24574.36, "text": " dead."}, {"start": 24574.36, "end": 24585.52, "text": " I'm not trying to excuse what I'm talking about, but I know this is wrong, I have no"}, {"start": 24585.52, "end": 24588.52, "text": " I have no right to unslave you than anyone does."}, {"start": 24599.02, "end": 24600.52, "text": " What have you done?"}, {"start": 24600.52, "end": 24602.52, "text": " There's nothing controlling you anymore."}, {"start": 24605.02, "end": 24606.52, "text": " So I can..."}, {"start": 24608.52, "end": 24610.52, "text": " I can just leave."}, {"start": 24610.52, "end": 24612.52, "text": " If that's what you want."}, {"start": 24612.52, "end": 24634.52, "text": " Yeah, he's into it."}, {"start": 24634.52, "end": 24647.52, "text": " Chapter 14 Pyramid"}, {"start": 24647.52, "end": 24649.52, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 24649.52, "end": 24651.52, "text": " That..."}, {"start": 24651.52, "end": 24653.52, "text": " Pure mid."}, {"start": 24653.52, "end": 24656.52, "text": " Your son is real."}, {"start": 24656.52, "end": 24659.52, "text": " I'm turning into Ken's father."}, {"start": 24659.52, "end": 24662.52, "text": " I'm so much detected."}, {"start": 24662.52, "end": 24664.52, "text": " In case you're in trouble."}, {"start": 24666.52, "end": 24669.52, "text": " We got bleeps just getting through!"}, {"start": 24669.52, "end": 24672.52, "text": " Get in it now!"}, {"start": 24672.52, "end": 24674.52, "text": " Move!"}, {"start": 24674.52, "end": 24685.68, "text": " Yeah, he is connected with her when it's on, yeah, and they're not done with her job yet."}, {"start": 24685.68, "end": 24689.64, "text": " So, they have the strongest weapon in the world."}, {"start": 24689.64, "end": 24693.72, "text": " Can they just blow this pyramid to smithereens?"}, {"start": 24693.72, "end": 24699.88, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 24699.88, "end": 24704.48, "text": " Wait, did I just say that was a lot?"}, {"start": 24704.48, "end": 24710.239999999998, "text": " last chance to upgrade. I think so. Flash for a few, like, splits I get. I don't need it though."}, {"start": 24710.24, "end": 24729.760000000002, "text": " the"}, {"start": 24729.760000000002, "end": 24740.760000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24740.760000000002, "end": 24742.760000000002, "text": " They say"}, {"start": 24765.120000000003, "end": 24767.120000000003, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 24767.12, "end": 24784.64, "text": " chapter 14 pyramid yeah this is your last chance to upgrade I don't really need anything"}, {"start": 24797.12, "end": 24803.68, "text": " I miss that one"}, {"start": 24803.68, "end": 24808.44, "text": " LUL"}, {"start": 24808.44, "end": 24821.399999999998, "text": " The plasma beam is so powerful"}, {"start": 24821.4, "end": 24826.280000000002, "text": " Oh what? Oh we got a... a... a... a... a..."}, {"start": 24826.280000000002, "end": 24828.960000000003, "text": " Gyori battle. No, um..."}, {"start": 24828.960000000003, "end": 24831.480000000003, "text": " Like a monster battle, Godzilla."}, {"start": 24834.760000000002, "end": 24837.32, "text": " It's like a Kaiju, yeah."}, {"start": 24837.32, "end": 24838.920000000002, "text": " The Storfa."}, {"start": 24838.920000000002, "end": 24840.920000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24855.480000000003, "end": 24861.800000000003, "text": " They're more than that because I ain't see shit not blind not blind not blind"}, {"start": 24868.920000000002, "end": 24870.920000000002, "text": " Don't give a shit."}, {"start": 24877.920000000002, "end": 24879.920000000002, "text": " Hey, 1075%"}, {"start": 24881.920000000002, "end": 24883.920000000002, "text": " You're ready to fire."}, {"start": 24894.920000000002, "end": 24896.920000000002, "text": " A little bit greedy, a little bit."}, {"start": 24896.920000000002, "end": 24900.920000000002, "text": " I had too much faith in my health region."}, {"start": 24910.920000000002, "end": 24912.920000000002, "text": " That moved!"}, {"start": 24926.920000000002, "end": 24936.600000000002, "text": " Okay, so the first one decides to stay longer than the other one and after three of them that's that's cool sick game"}, {"start": 24937.640000000003, "end": 24939.640000000003, "text": " sick game"}, {"start": 24942.120000000003, "end": 24944.120000000003, "text": " All right, I'm just gonna be"}, {"start": 24953.84, "end": 24956.000000000004, "text": " Yeah, it stays on for longer on the third one"}, {"start": 24956.920000000002, "end": 24963.920000000002, "text": " Listen learned."}, {"start": 24963.920000000002, "end": 24978.920000000002, "text": " See, well, little patience, little patience gets you so far."}, {"start": 25008.920000000002, "end": 25010.920000000002, "text": " You're a leech, eh?"}, {"start": 25021.920000000002, "end": 25023.920000000002, "text": " Got him!"}, {"start": 25038.920000000002, "end": 25048.920000000002, "text": " No more leeches? No? We're good."}, {"start": 25048.920000000002, "end": 25058.920000000002, "text": " Why am I deluding these orbs when I can't even upgrade anymore? Just go."}, {"start": 25058.920000000002, "end": 25060.920000000002, "text": " I can't at 75%"}, {"start": 25066.920000000002, "end": 25067.920000000002, "text": " Oh, too long!"}, {"start": 25067.920000000002, "end": 25069.920000000002, "text": " That 63 in left makes me 18"}, {"start": 25069.920000000002, "end": 25089.660000000003, "text": " I don't care, I'm based on anything."}, {"start": 25089.66, "end": 25096.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25096.66, "end": 25099.66, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25099.66, "end": 25103.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25103.66, "end": 25109.66, "text": " death"}, {"start": 25109.66, "end": 25114.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25144.66, "end": 25151.34, "text": " I'm going to stop throwing and get some air on that one."}, {"start": 25151.34, "end": 25162.86, "text": " I'm going to stop throwing and get some air on that one."}, {"start": 25192.86, "end": 25209.22, "text": " see when the gamer looks in it's just no hit"}, {"start": 25209.22, "end": 25216.22, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25216.22, "end": 25222.22, "text": " the"}, {"start": 25222.22, "end": 25226.84, "text": " fact"}, {"start": 25226.84, "end": 25233.84, "text": " the"}, {"start": 25240.12, "end": 25247.12, "text": " silent laser is the deadliest laser"}, {"start": 25256.84, "end": 25271.72, "text": " the sun isn't that a laser true true oh here we go"}, {"start": 25271.72, "end": 25277.44, "text": " legend wait for it very"}, {"start": 25277.440000000002, "end": 25289.440000000002, "text": " Man, I'm trying to hit the guy- How is this missing?"}, {"start": 25307.440000000002, "end": 25307.940000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 25315.120000000003, "end": 25317.2, "text": " I can't fucking hit that!"}, {"start": 25326.56, "end": 25327.36, "text": " Fuck yeah!"}, {"start": 25328.08, "end": 25328.88, "text": " That was tight."}, {"start": 25334.640000000003, "end": 25336.120000000003, "text": " What the hell is this scot-a-fucking-a-do?"}, {"start": 25336.120000000003, "end": 25337.08, "text": " Just crush it!"}, {"start": 25337.440000000002, "end": 25361.120000000003, "text": " and"}, {"start": 25361.12, "end": 25363.12, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 25368.96, "end": 25371.6, "text": " No, because I'm quadruple cannon damage"}, {"start": 25391.12, "end": 25401.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25401.12, "end": 25405.12, "text": " the"}, {"start": 25405.12, "end": 25407.96, "text": " We just murder and rip and tear until it is done."}, {"start": 25419.76, "end": 25420.76, "text": " Oh, all right."}, {"start": 25427.48, "end": 25428.879999999997, "text": " Yeah, I'm working on it."}, {"start": 25435.12, "end": 25464.12, "text": " I think it's just like previous life or something like that."}, {"start": 25464.12, "end": 25466.12, "text": " I can't hit the target from here."}, {"start": 25466.12, "end": 25469.12, "text": " I need to get harder on the trip out the end of it."}, {"start": 25478.12, "end": 25480.12, "text": " He used to be under circus."}, {"start": 25489.12, "end": 25490.12, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 25494.12, "end": 25522.12, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25522.12, "end": 25523.239999999998, "text": " What's he doing?"}, {"start": 25523.239999999998, "end": 25525.239999999998, "text": " What the fuck is?"}, {"start": 25525.239999999998, "end": 25529.239999999998, "text": " Well, it's not done, because there's another valve on the other side."}, {"start": 25538.44, "end": 25540.92, "text": " They've just pissed it off!"}, {"start": 25540.92, "end": 25542.92, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 25542.92, "end": 25544.92, "text": " I'm out of here!"}, {"start": 25546.039999999997, "end": 25548.039999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 25548.039999999997, "end": 25550.039999999997, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 25552.76, "end": 25554.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25570.84, "end": 25573.76, "text": " All right, I'm out of here for this shit"}, {"start": 25582.12, "end": 25611.92, "text": " Now it's time for this valve."}, {"start": 25611.920000000002, "end": 25613.920000000002, "text": " I guess the others are getting shot."}, {"start": 25613.920000000002, "end": 25615.920000000002, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 25641.920000000002, "end": 25648.920000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25656.52, "end": 25663.52, "text": " being able to shoot shot these insane"}, {"start": 25663.640000000003, "end": 25670.640000000003, "text": " alright working on it"}, {"start": 25671.920000000002, "end": 25673.920000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25693.36, "end": 25696.640000000003, "text": " Yeah, he's got weak points on his face too doesn't he"}, {"start": 25698.000000000004, "end": 25701.04, "text": " Yeah, I guess you can know there's little difference"}, {"start": 25701.920000000002, "end": 25708.920000000002, "text": " I am not even fighting you."}, {"start": 25708.920000000002, "end": 25713.920000000002, "text": " I'm doing the R5 cold war."}, {"start": 25713.920000000002, "end": 25719.920000000002, "text": " I'm doing the R5 cold war."}, {"start": 25719.920000000002, "end": 25725.920000000002, "text": " I'm doing the R5 cold war."}, {"start": 25725.920000000002, "end": 25732.920000000002, "text": " I'm doing the R5 co-op with Mika."}, {"start": 25732.920000000002, "end": 25742.920000000002, "text": " I don't think she ever played it."}, {"start": 25742.920000000002, "end": 25752.920000000002, "text": " Alright, you can whiff one shot here."}, {"start": 25752.920000000002, "end": 25756.320000000003, "text": " But the gamer doesn't need that"}, {"start": 25769.640000000003, "end": 25771.640000000003, "text": " All right, I know the drill"}, {"start": 25782.920000000002, "end": 25795.68, "text": " All right, there it is."}, {"start": 25795.68, "end": 25797.68, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 25797.68, "end": 25799.68, "text": " Help! It's retreating!"}, {"start": 25799.68, "end": 25801.68, "text": " Get Jesus right here!"}, {"start": 25801.68, "end": 25803.68, "text": " Slow down, slow down!"}, {"start": 25803.68, "end": 25805.68, "text": " It's not gonna be that easy."}, {"start": 25819.68, "end": 25821.68, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 25825.68, "end": 25827.68, "text": " I will!"}, {"start": 25827.68, "end": 25829.68, "text": " It's the Krupp brothers!"}, {"start": 25829.68, "end": 25831.68, "text": " It's them what we do!"}, {"start": 25835.68, "end": 25837.68, "text": " Okay I scanned it!"}, {"start": 25837.68, "end": 25839.68, "text": " My scan shows several critical points!"}, {"start": 25839.68, "end": 25841.68, "text": " Why shooting them?"}, {"start": 25841.68, "end": 25843.68, "text": " I'm working for you now!"}, {"start": 25843.68, "end": 25845.68, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 25855.68, "end": 25857.68, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 25875.68, "end": 25879.68, "text": " Be gone!"}, {"start": 25883.68, "end": 25884.68, "text": " Or not!"}, {"start": 25885.68, "end": 25890.68, "text": " This flight is very long, yeah."}, {"start": 25894.68, "end": 25899.68, "text": " Oh my god, it's like fucking car wash now."}, {"start": 25899.68, "end": 25916.68, "text": " of"}, {"start": 25916.68, "end": 25918.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25933.84, "end": 25935.84, "text": " Do it give up"}, {"start": 25940.52, "end": 25942.52, "text": " Yeah, I mean"}, {"start": 25946.68, "end": 25958.28, "text": " Yeah, I'm fucking I can't"}, {"start": 25961.48, "end": 25963.48, "text": " The thing is I don't have any issues"}, {"start": 25970.12, "end": 25974.920000000002, "text": " I can't point wait now I can okay fuck it whatever"}, {"start": 25976.68, "end": 25978.68, "text": " No, it's fine. It's fine. We got it"}, {"start": 25993.4, "end": 25997.56, "text": " All right, I'm doing the thing let's go yep"}, {"start": 25999.48, "end": 26001.48, "text": " One"}, {"start": 26006.68, "end": 26012.68, "text": " two three"}, {"start": 26014.68, "end": 26018.68, "text": " how about play tronbo no i don't think so"}, {"start": 26026.68, "end": 26028.68, "text": " let's go wangby"}, {"start": 26036.68, "end": 26039.8, "text": " Then I'm gonna blow it's freakin brains out"}, {"start": 26045.48, "end": 26047.48, "text": " Here I go"}, {"start": 26096.68, "end": 26098.68, "text": " We've done it!"}, {"start": 26098.68, "end": 26100.68, "text": " Not quite, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 26100.68, "end": 26102.68, "text": " Five more."}, {"start": 26102.68, "end": 26104.68, "text": " Big one destroyed."}, {"start": 26104.68, "end": 26106.68, "text": " Shield of focusing."}, {"start": 26108.68, "end": 26110.68, "text": " We got no chance."}, {"start": 26110.68, "end": 26112.68, "text": " What are we gonna do?"}, {"start": 26112.68, "end": 26114.68, "text": " I have one last plan."}, {"start": 26114.68, "end": 26116.68, "text": " What would happen?"}, {"start": 26116.68, "end": 26120.68, "text": " If I rerun an old weapons palette to the engine."}, {"start": 26120.68, "end": 26122.68, "text": " I'll run him over."}, {"start": 26122.68, "end": 26124.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 26124.68, "end": 26125.56, "text": " Take a monkey."}, {"start": 26128.16, "end": 26130.16, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 26131.68, "end": 26133.68, "text": " It's not the only way!"}, {"start": 26133.68, "end": 26135.36, "text": " You have to be clear of the blast, radius!"}, {"start": 26136.920000000002, "end": 26137.760000000002, "text": " Monkey!"}, {"start": 26138.52, "end": 26139.72, "text": " Do it! Do it now!"}, {"start": 26140.4, "end": 26142.68, "text": " We have to stop the monkey now!"}, {"start": 26154.68, "end": 26161.68, "text": " You better run real far."}, {"start": 26184.68, "end": 26186.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26205.24, "end": 26207.24, "text": " Pillow"}, {"start": 26214.68, "end": 26226.68, "text": " Oh, was it cheaply called smokey bacon, I didn't see it."}, {"start": 26244.68, "end": 26264.36, "text": " Oh, he's not a Mulsar mind?"}, {"start": 26264.36, "end": 26267.36, "text": " Is this the man behind it all?"}, {"start": 26274.36, "end": 26276.36, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 26278.36, "end": 26280.36, "text": " What are you doing here?"}, {"start": 26281.36, "end": 26283.36, "text": " Why are you attacking me?"}, {"start": 26284.36, "end": 26285.36, "text": " Who are you?"}, {"start": 26286.36, "end": 26288.36, "text": " I am a pyramid."}, {"start": 26290.36, "end": 26293.36, "text": " It's you who's been attacking us."}, {"start": 26294.36, "end": 26299.88, "text": " I have enslaved no one."}, {"start": 26299.88, "end": 26303.64, "text": " I rescue people from the wasteland."}, {"start": 26303.64, "end": 26304.64, "text": " I give them life."}, {"start": 26304.64, "end": 26306.64, "text": " You give them life?"}, {"start": 26306.64, "end": 26307.64, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 26307.64, "end": 26311.24, "text": " You do not understand what pyramid is."}, {"start": 26311.24, "end": 26315.0, "text": " I can explain."}, {"start": 26315.0, "end": 26322.72, "text": " Pyramid is the memories of one man who lived before the war."}, {"start": 26322.72, "end": 26329.960000000003, "text": " We store his memories off the world that once was."}, {"start": 26329.960000000003, "end": 26332.84, "text": " I am pyramid."}, {"start": 26332.84, "end": 26335.84, "text": " I am that man."}, {"start": 26335.84, "end": 26339.84, "text": " But I am more than a memory."}, {"start": 26339.84, "end": 26344.760000000002, "text": " I am more than an archive."}, {"start": 26344.760000000002, "end": 26346.760000000002, "text": " I am..."}, {"start": 26346.760000000002, "end": 26350.760000000002, "text": " ...an arc."}, {"start": 26350.760000000002, "end": 26360.36, "text": " pictures. That's what I've been seeing through the headband. You are seeing the world that"}, {"start": 26360.36, "end": 26374.280000000002, "text": " they shan't me. They are not slaves. They are citizens. They have jobs. They have marriages."}, {"start": 26374.28, "end": 26381.64, "text": " bring up their children. Their children go to schools. You have no schools. You have"}, {"start": 26381.64, "end": 26396.92, "text": " mechs. Your world is a wasteland in which you fight to survive. Paramet is a world in"}, {"start": 26396.920000000002, "end": 26398.52, "text": " in which you can live."}, {"start": 26400.320000000003, "end": 26401.420000000002, "text": " But you are"}, {"start": 26402.72, "end": 26404.22, "text": " destroying this world"}, {"start": 26405.120000000003, "end": 26406.620000000003, "text": " for the sake of the old one."}, {"start": 26408.120000000003, "end": 26409.420000000002, "text": " See for yourself."}, {"start": 26410.72, "end": 26412.22, "text": " See what they have"}, {"start": 26412.920000000002, "end": 26414.72, "text": " before you take it away."}, {"start": 26417.72, "end": 26418.420000000002, "text": " Go on."}, {"start": 26420.320000000003, "end": 26421.120000000003, "text": " Go on."}, {"start": 26423.72, "end": 26425.02, "text": " Put on the mask."}, {"start": 26425.02, "end": 26427.02, "text": " Just wait. Trust me."}, {"start": 26455.02, "end": 26456.02, "text": " Monkey?"}, {"start": 26462.02, "end": 26463.02, "text": " Monkey!"}, {"start": 26465.02, "end": 26466.02, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 26468.02, "end": 26470.02, "text": " It's beautiful."}, {"start": 26485.02, "end": 26487.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26515.02, "end": 26517.02, "text": " It's done."}, {"start": 26525.02, "end": 26527.02, "text": " It's done."}, {"start": 26535.02, "end": 26537.02, "text": " Did I do the right thing?"}, {"start": 26545.02, "end": 26552.02, "text": " That was the question in it."}, {"start": 26561.02, "end": 26563.02, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 26565.02, "end": 26568.02, "text": " Take your realist for that, I didn't figure."}, {"start": 26575.02, "end": 26591.420000000002, "text": " Hello, where's complete all chapters on hard?"}, {"start": 26591.420000000002, "end": 26595.38, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 26595.38, "end": 26598.7, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 26598.7, "end": 26605.14, "text": " She enslaved us, used us to get to Pyramid, and then ripped all people's happy visions"}, {"start": 26605.14, "end": 26606.34, "text": " away from them."}, {"start": 26606.34, "end": 26607.34, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 26607.34, "end": 26608.34, "text": " Amazing."}, {"start": 26608.34, "end": 26609.34, "text": " Thank you, Tripp."}, {"start": 26609.34, "end": 26610.34, "text": " Sick."}, {"start": 26610.34, "end": 26611.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26611.34, "end": 26612.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26612.34, "end": 26613.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26613.34, "end": 26614.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26614.34, "end": 26615.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26615.34, "end": 26616.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26616.34, "end": 26617.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26617.34, "end": 26618.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26618.34, "end": 26619.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26619.34, "end": 26620.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26620.34, "end": 26621.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26621.34, "end": 26622.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26622.34, "end": 26623.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26623.34, "end": 26624.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26624.34, "end": 26625.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26625.34, "end": 26626.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26626.34, "end": 26627.34, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 26627.34, "end": 26633.08, "text": " How do we do it tomorrow?"}, {"start": 26633.08, "end": 26634.08, "text": " Arkham Asylum?"}, {"start": 26634.08, "end": 26641.08, "text": " Yeah, uh, and John, you know, it's 49, and Vorken, it's like 23, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 26641.08, "end": 26643.68, "text": " That's a heck."}, {"start": 26643.68, "end": 26648.56, "text": " Oh, no, the RPG."}, {"start": 26648.56, "end": 26650.4, "text": " I couldn't finish the RPG tomorrow."}, {"start": 26650.4, "end": 26652.08, "text": " The one from yesterday, Forsaken."}, {"start": 26652.08, "end": 26654.64, "text": " I will never remember the name of this."}, {"start": 26654.64, "end": 26664.96, "text": " apparently it's very short yes let's see it"}, {"start": 26664.96, "end": 26673.36, "text": " My heart stung, empty and still,"}, {"start": 26673.36, "end": 26678.559999999998, "text": " Seven kids in a cell, this world's-"}, {"start": 26678.559999999998, "end": 26681.559999999998, "text": " An Archimus Alam is just like a stream lawn, right?"}, {"start": 26681.559999999998, "end": 26685.36, "text": " Crash with the ears, out to-"}, {"start": 26685.36, "end": 26686.16, "text": " De Niro."}, {"start": 26686.16, "end": 26689.96, "text": " The Chua visit to the west was the friends we made along the way."}, {"start": 26689.96, "end": 26691.46, "text": " Thanks, Sandy Circus."}, {"start": 26691.46, "end": 26692.66, "text": " Yeah, I remember that."}, {"start": 26692.66, "end": 26714.26, "text": " I've played Arkham Asylum in Arkham City, but I haven't played the ones after that."}, {"start": 26714.260000000002, "end": 26723.620000000003, "text": " Thursday I'm going to play Mistfall Hunter, I'm going to try for sure, then Machine Parties"}, {"start": 26723.620000000003, "end": 26727.260000000002, "text": " out which I'd love to play with the lads."}, {"start": 26727.260000000002, "end": 26732.620000000003, "text": " Friday I'm live but very early because I'm going to go early."}, {"start": 26732.620000000003, "end": 26735.420000000002, "text": " Then Saturday I'm gone this week."}, {"start": 26735.420000000002, "end": 26737.74, "text": " Asylum people want to be figured out most sidesteps."}, {"start": 26737.74, "end": 26741.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, city is definitely way longer, yeah."}, {"start": 26741.100000000002, "end": 26745.100000000002, "text": " Did I like this zoom call ending?"}, {"start": 26745.100000000002, "end": 26749.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, that was funny."}, {"start": 26749.100000000002, "end": 26753.100000000002, "text": " He just showed up in his black shirt."}, {"start": 26753.100000000002, "end": 26756.100000000002, "text": " Record."}, {"start": 26756.100000000002, "end": 26759.100000000002, "text": " I thought you were joking when you said we saw Andy Serkis memories, but it was really him?"}, {"start": 26759.100000000002, "end": 26764.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, it was him! You can see him in some of the pictures, like with his family or something."}, {"start": 26764.100000000002, "end": 26765.100000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 26765.100000000002, "end": 26767.100000000002, "text": " For now."}, {"start": 26767.100000000002, "end": 26777.300000000003, "text": " Oh, something short could do, I guess."}, {"start": 26777.300000000003, "end": 26780.340000000004, "text": " Look, look, oh, this game has 58 achievements."}, {"start": 26780.340000000004, "end": 26790.54, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 26790.54, "end": 26793.940000000002, "text": " I don't think babysitter is that short, is it?"}, {"start": 26793.940000000002, "end": 26805.420000000002, "text": " I don't think so this guy's five and a half hours in it"}, {"start": 26805.420000000002, "end": 26814.780000000002, "text": " but above the shut their story them oh yeah you keep telling me about that"}, {"start": 26814.78, "end": 26815.78, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 26815.78, "end": 26824.94, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 26824.94, "end": 26825.94, "text": " Needs to be longer."}, {"start": 26825.94, "end": 26829.059999999998, "text": " It's a fun one-hour game."}, {"start": 26829.059999999998, "end": 26835.26, "text": " Seems to be about an hour yet."}, {"start": 26835.260000000002, "end": 26842.06, "text": " Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft."}, {"start": 26842.500000000004, "end": 26845.600000000002, "text": " Could also save it for tomorrow, y'know?"}, {"start": 26848.480000000003, "end": 26850.24, "text": " H-H-H-H-H.."}, {"start": 26853.7, "end": 26856.120000000003, "text": " Ba ba ba. Ffft me, it's cold."}, {"start": 26859.960000000003, "end": 26863.52, "text": " Mistfall tomorrow? I don't think Mistfall's out tomorrow. It's the 30th."}, {"start": 26865.260000000002, "end": 26867.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26867.260000000002, "end": 26869.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26869.260000000002, "end": 26871.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26871.260000000002, "end": 26873.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26873.260000000002, "end": 26875.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26875.260000000002, "end": 26877.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 26877.260000000002, "end": 26881.260000000002, "text": " Oh, it says 29th in the program material."}, {"start": 26881.260000000002, "end": 26883.260000000002, "text": " The Steve says 30th."}, {"start": 26883.260000000002, "end": 26885.260000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 26885.260000000002, "end": 26887.260000000002, "text": " Oh, interesting."}, {"start": 26887.260000000002, "end": 26889.260000000002, "text": " No, we could play like a short horror."}, {"start": 26889.260000000002, "end": 26891.260000000002, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 26891.260000000002, "end": 26893.260000000002, "text": " Matt, someone is like,"}, {"start": 26893.260000000002, "end": 26895.500000000004, "text": " What is this? Linkmin is like, cave game?"}, {"start": 26897.06, "end": 26898.58, "text": " I'm kinda curious about that."}, {"start": 26902.54, "end": 26905.300000000003, "text": " Oh shit, what was this? And the copia?"}, {"start": 26906.38, "end": 26907.02, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 26909.18, "end": 26910.9, "text": " This is point thing, click horror."}, {"start": 26911.38, "end": 26913.660000000003, "text": " Oh yeah, it's this one, right."}, {"start": 26915.74, "end": 26916.24, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 26917.7, "end": 26920.54, "text": " It really exists at 3am Swedish time on the 30th."}, {"start": 26920.54, "end": 26929.06, "text": " also like 6 p.m. 29 they don't beat the game I did yeah it was all right I mean"}, {"start": 26929.06, "end": 26935.66, "text": " it definitely got repetitive though definitely"}, {"start": 26938.54, "end": 26943.66, "text": " but above but above above above above above above above above"}, {"start": 26943.66, "end": 26949.86, "text": " Arcadia cafe oh it's a fucking dank like let me see"}, {"start": 26950.54, "end": 26965.46, "text": " It's so hard to see how long it is, I think I have like half an hour, I think I have"}, {"start": 26965.46, "end": 26969.9, "text": " like five hours."}, {"start": 26969.9, "end": 26972.940000000002, "text": " Arcadia Cafe, let me see this."}, {"start": 26972.940000000002, "end": 26975.22, "text": " I've never heard of this."}, {"start": 26975.22, "end": 26995.5, "text": " And I've played like most of these in April, oh can you turn off this horrible VHS effect?"}, {"start": 26995.5, "end": 27002.780000000002, "text": " Horrible VHS effect man, maybe you can turn it off though, I don't know."}, {"start": 27002.78, "end": 27008.039999999997, "text": " VHS makes me feel like I'm interlacing and jittering a lot of videos, you know, at X-ray Immersion."}, {"start": 27008.539999999997, "end": 27011.14, "text": " I don't like those, when you cannot turn it off."}, {"start": 27012.899999999998, "end": 27013.399999999998, "text": " HYUH!"}, {"start": 27013.96, "end": 27015.079999999998, "text": " VHS slope."}, {"start": 27016.199999999997, "end": 27017.0, "text": " VHS slope?"}, {"start": 27023.379999999997, "end": 27025.3, "text": " Job slope horror, yeah."}, {"start": 27026.699999999997, "end": 27029.6, "text": " Play one round of CS2?"}, {"start": 27030.82, "end": 27031.48, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 27032.78, "end": 27051.78, "text": " I don't think I will. No? I don't think I will do that. I know there's been like very short horror games, but I don't think they're on steam. They're like, like, itch or something."}, {"start": 27051.78, "end": 27052.78, "text": " or something."}, {"start": 27052.78, "end": 27060.78, "text": " Fucking hell, wow."}, {"start": 27060.78, "end": 27067.059999999998, "text": " Look at the original, loading dark, but not now."}, {"start": 27067.059999999998, "end": 27070.26, "text": " Refer to this clip as to why Ella will not play CS2."}, {"start": 27070.26, "end": 27071.26, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 27071.26, "end": 27072.26, "text": " He didn't die, right?"}, {"start": 27072.26, "end": 27073.26, "text": " Dude, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 27073.26, "end": 27074.26, "text": " Come on then, peek motherfucker, where you at?"}, {"start": 27074.26, "end": 27075.26, "text": " You're down here, aren't you?"}, {"start": 27075.26, "end": 27076.26, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 27076.260000000002, "end": 27076.760000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 27076.760000000002, "end": 27080.260000000002, "text": " C'mon then, peek motherfucker! Where ya at? You're down here, aren't you?"}, {"start": 27080.260000000002, "end": 27081.260000000002, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 27084.260000000002, "end": 27084.760000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 27088.260000000002, "end": 27090.260000000002, "text": " HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"}, {"start": 27090.760000000002, "end": 27095.260000000002, "text": " What the fuck, you god! It's fucking dumbass clip dude! Fuck!"}, {"start": 27097.260000000002, "end": 27097.760000000002, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 27098.760000000002, "end": 27103.260000000002, "text": " I all day for that shit and I never looked back."}, {"start": 27103.260000000002, "end": 27106.06, "text": " Tomorrow Philistics, oh is League of Legends classic tomorrow?"}, {"start": 27110.280000000002, "end": 27114.7, "text": " Man I want to play this but I think I don't want to go so fucking mega late"}, {"start": 27117.780000000002, "end": 27120.140000000003, "text": " Oh, it's a 90% it's what it's really use"}, {"start": 27122.38, "end": 27125.620000000003, "text": " Corruption of champions, what is that?"}, {"start": 27125.62, "end": 27134.739999999998, "text": " Oh, he's not here."}, {"start": 27134.739999999998, "end": 27138.3, "text": " Nightmare Hospital?"}, {"start": 27138.3, "end": 27140.899999999998, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 27140.899999999998, "end": 27149.02, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 27149.02, "end": 27153.539999999997, "text": " This is some..."}, {"start": 27153.54, "end": 27177.46, "text": " It makes me think of Alien Hospital."}, {"start": 27177.46, "end": 27179.66, "text": " Yeah, it looks like it's Sloppy Slop Slop."}, {"start": 27184.059999999998, "end": 27186.66, "text": " Wait, what is this Midnight Snack?"}, {"start": 27186.66, "end": 27188.059999999998, "text": " This is free to play."}, {"start": 27189.46, "end": 27194.16, "text": " Short first-person horror game where you wander through an eerie forest using the dials of a microwave."}, {"start": 27196.46, "end": 27197.36, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 27203.96, "end": 27204.76, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 27204.760000000002, "end": 27214.660000000003, "text": " stories to tell the Stoneville incident yeah wait yeah this could be cool I've"}, {"start": 27214.660000000003, "end": 27219.7, "text": " actually heard things about this one I think it it's 15 to 20 minutes let's"}, {"start": 27219.7, "end": 27225.02, "text": " play this one let's play this one this could be fun man"}, {"start": 27225.02, "end": 27236.96, "text": " perfect thank you oh yeah I do want to play Batman game soon even if I don't"}, {"start": 27236.96, "end": 27246.98, "text": " know tomorrow in my bat suits all right but but but but what up at the nef room"}, {"start": 27246.98, "end": 27254.98, "text": " What's it called? Stories to tell. The Stoneville Incident."}, {"start": 27268.98, "end": 27270.98, "text": " There we go. Sick."}, {"start": 27270.98, "end": 27273.98, "text": " Oh, game is almost downloaded."}, {"start": 27276.98, "end": 27284.46, "text": " Yeah, it's part of the charity checklist, dude."}, {"start": 27284.46, "end": 27296.54, "text": " I almost started setting up the, um, the, uh, poll today, but then I realized I was getting"}, {"start": 27296.54, "end": 27301.34, "text": " late to the dentist, so now I'm going to have to wait another two months."}, {"start": 27301.34, "end": 27307.02, "text": " No. It'll be up soon. It'll be up soon. You know, it'll be up soon, you know."}, {"start": 27311.86, "end": 27314.54, "text": " What did I just extract?"}, {"start": 27323.3, "end": 27324.98, "text": " I messed something up. Hold on."}, {"start": 27324.98, "end": 27336.62, "text": " I have to read that left hey you know one bit well yeah I do have two pole that"}, {"start": 27336.62, "end": 27344.54, "text": " poles yeah cuz I accidentally ordered two is it a one you haven't gone through"}, {"start": 27344.54, "end": 27350.54, "text": " dentist in five years to him. Yeah, I have to get new uh, Invisalign... sheets."}, {"start": 27357.74, "end": 27362.14, "text": " No, but I got my uh, bat suit. Well, I get it tomorrow. At least I should get it tomorrow."}, {"start": 27363.5, "end": 27367.66, "text": " And then I want to play Batman like Arkham Asylum or something. I have played Arkham"}, {"start": 27367.66, "end": 27371.9, "text": " Asylum, but it was a very long time ago. Very long. All right, here we go. I'll"}, {"start": 27371.9, "end": 27373.9, "text": " I don't know how to play, I will fuck this up."}, {"start": 27377.66, "end": 27379.02, "text": " Stoneville..."}, {"start": 27379.02, "end": 27379.52, "text": " and..."}, {"start": 27379.52, "end": 27380.02, "text": " C..."}, {"start": 27380.02, "end": 27380.52, "text": " Down..."}, {"start": 27385.620000000003, "end": 27390.32, "text": " But the bum-dum-ba-ba-dum-bum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-bum-ba-dum-ba."}, {"start": 27392.32, "end": 27396.22, "text": " I'm extracting it, I'm not sitting here just fucking... doing nothing."}, {"start": 27397.120000000003, "end": 27397.620000000003, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 27401.9, "end": 27403.9, "text": " you"}, {"start": 27414.440000000002, "end": 27416.440000000002, "text": " Got him a Roy"}, {"start": 27422.600000000002, "end": 27424.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I go dentist"}, {"start": 27425.460000000003, "end": 27427.08, "text": " routinely"}, {"start": 27427.08, "end": 27430.300000000003, "text": " It's very nice man. You got to take care of your teeth, man"}, {"start": 27431.9, "end": 27444.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, but I kind of want to play Arkham Asylum though that that game is cool. It's been so"}, {"start": 27444.780000000002, "end": 27445.780000000002, "text": " long."}, {"start": 27445.780000000002, "end": 27454.460000000003, "text": " Yeah, you gotta floss every day."}, {"start": 27454.46, "end": 27456.46, "text": " I don't even know what that is, if Moe."}, {"start": 27470.04, "end": 27473.879999999997, "text": " This game is more shader compilation than that RPG I played yesterday."}, {"start": 27474.84, "end": 27476.84, "text": " And this game is 15 to 20 minutes long."}, {"start": 27476.84, "end": 27498.02, "text": " So, Matt, you know, Cyber takes 56, King Brown takes 74."}, {"start": 27498.02, "end": 27499.02, "text": " Is this?"}, {"start": 27499.02, "end": 27505.02, "text": " Why the hell did I start with a look so ass?"}, {"start": 27505.02, "end": 27506.02, "text": " Graphics."}, {"start": 27506.02, "end": 27526.48, "text": " This is coming to Steam soon."}, {"start": 27526.48, "end": 27527.98, "text": " Take."}, {"start": 27527.98, "end": 27538.579999999998, "text": " I have never heard or seen this game ever."}, {"start": 27538.579999999998, "end": 27539.579999999998, "text": " Never ever."}, {"start": 27539.579999999998, "end": 27544.579999999998, "text": " Alright let's go!"}, {"start": 27544.579999999998, "end": 27551.06, "text": " Story's Tale Nightmare 2 Stoneville Incident."}, {"start": 27551.06, "end": 27555.66, "text": " Story's Tale is a psychological horror game series developed by a 16 year old game dev"}, {"start": 27555.66, "end": 27559.66, "text": " Where each installment is based on a dream such nightmare me the developer has had."}, {"start": 27560.16, "end": 27562.16, "text": " More instalments coming soon."}, {"start": 27566.86, "end": 27567.36, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 27568.36, "end": 27568.86, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 27569.16, "end": 27569.86, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 27570.56, "end": 27572.86, "text": " Hi, my name is Zibax on the internet."}, {"start": 27573.56, "end": 27575.16, "text": " Mr. Zibax, are you here?"}, {"start": 27575.56, "end": 27577.66, "text": " I had this nightmare some time ago."}, {"start": 27577.96, "end": 27582.66, "text": " I clearly remember recording a YouTube vlog about my move into a new house."}, {"start": 27583.16, "end": 27585.16, "text": " That's where the nightmare began."}, {"start": 27585.66, "end": 27597.66, "text": " Let's see, is this recording already? Yes. Good afternoon people and welcome to a new vlog about"}, {"start": 27597.66, "end": 27602.42, "text": " my dance. As you know, this is officially my first night at my new house, so let's go"}, {"start": 27602.420000000002, "end": 27604.420000000002, "text": " just a little house tour"}, {"start": 27617.22, "end": 27619.22, "text": " too dark"}, {"start": 27632.420000000002, "end": 27641.500000000004, "text": " Actually, the house is edited."}, {"start": 27641.500000000004, "end": 27643.18, "text": " Yeah, it is."}, {"start": 27643.18, "end": 27644.100000000002, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 27644.100000000002, "end": 27648.34, "text": " Hold up."}, {"start": 27648.34, "end": 27650.420000000002, "text": " Is the bedroom here to the left?"}, {"start": 27650.420000000002, "end": 27652.100000000002, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 27652.100000000002, "end": 27653.100000000002, "text": " It's definitely..."}, {"start": 27653.100000000002, "end": 27654.100000000002, "text": " It's very edited, though."}, {"start": 27654.100000000002, "end": 27655.100000000002, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 27655.100000000002, "end": 27669.86, "text": " here's my kid sham don't forget to leave a like if you enjoy the content"}, {"start": 27669.86, "end": 27673.86, "text": " subscribe and ding the bell"}, {"start": 27685.100000000002, "end": 27694.100000000002, "text": " and smash it"}, {"start": 27694.100000000002, "end": 27698.100000000002, "text": " oh here's the buff"}, {"start": 27698.100000000002, "end": 27711.100000000002, "text": " alright well I've done my vlogging"}, {"start": 27711.100000000002, "end": 27734.7, "text": " Yeah, non-working mirrors."}, {"start": 27734.7, "end": 27735.7, "text": " Pues hasta aqu\u00ed el House Tour."}, {"start": 27735.7, "end": 27741.3, "text": " What did you think? Comment below. And thinking about it, I think it's time to prepare something to eat."}, {"start": 27765.7, "end": 27773.62, "text": " hours of December 28th. Hours later, all communication within was lost."}, {"start": 27773.62, "end": 27778.46, "text": " Several teams searched the house and surrounding area in the following days, but found no trace"}, {"start": 27778.46, "end": 27783.58, "text": " of the officer. Authorities have temporarily closed the investigation due to a lack of"}, {"start": 27783.58, "end": 27790.14, "text": " conclusive evidence. Anyone with info related to the case is urged to contact the Stoneville"}, {"start": 27790.14, "end": 27792.14, "text": " Police Department."}, {"start": 27798.64, "end": 27802.64, "text": " Seriously, nothing to eat? I should have pizza in the fridge downstairs."}, {"start": 27802.64, "end": 27804.64, "text": " Pizza in downstairs? Let's go."}, {"start": 27806.14, "end": 27808.14, "text": " Did they have a nightmare about being a blogger?"}, {"start": 27808.64, "end": 27810.64, "text": " Understandable."}, {"start": 27813.14, "end": 27818.64, "text": " Yo, what up guys? It's Mr. Elejazz coming at you with a brand new video."}, {"start": 27818.64, "end": 27825.22, "text": " Today we're doing a new house vlog and it just so happens I'm looking for my"}, {"start": 27825.22, "end": 27835.78, "text": " pizza in the basement somewhere. Is this going to be daily quiz? I feel like it will."}, {"start": 27838.18, "end": 27839.579999999998, "text": " I hear this, I'm blind."}, {"start": 27839.58, "end": 27841.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 27841.58, "end": 27844.58, "text": " I wish I had saved pizzas here before."}, {"start": 27846.58, "end": 27847.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 27853.58, "end": 27855.58, "text": " Turn off some titles."}, {"start": 27855.58, "end": 27861.58, "text": " I mean, I understand it completely because of my extensive Duolingo training,"}, {"start": 27861.58, "end": 27865.58, "text": " but chat might not get it, you know, so I gotta leave the subtitles on."}, {"start": 27869.58, "end": 27873.74, "text": " I have done my Duolingo, yeah."}, {"start": 27873.74, "end": 27876.0, "text": " Shit, I missed what he said, chat."}, {"start": 27876.0, "end": 27877.5, "text": " I was thinking of Duolingo."}, {"start": 27877.5, "end": 27882.5, "text": " Oh, he's gonna shower?"}, {"start": 27882.5, "end": 27887.5, "text": " Okay, thank you."}, {"start": 27887.5, "end": 27915.5, "text": " I see, no he's not."}, {"start": 27915.5, "end": 27917.5, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 27939.18, "end": 27941.18, "text": " Where is the..."}, {"start": 27941.18, "end": 27945.18, "text": " or photographic"}, {"start": 27945.18, "end": 27947.18, "text": " you would hope to co-op slopkamer"}, {"start": 27947.18, "end": 27949.18, "text": " you have to only speak spanish"}, {"start": 27949.18, "end": 27951.18, "text": " right"}, {"start": 27959.18, "end": 27963.18, "text": " I have a baseball"}, {"start": 27963.18, "end": 27978.94, "text": " I guess I'll head to Betty's this"}, {"start": 27978.940000000002, "end": 27979.940000000002, "text": " Yes, sorry."}, {"start": 28008.940000000002, "end": 28029.940000000002, "text": " You gotta use the ball for him?"}, {"start": 28029.940000000002, "end": 28052.840000000004, "text": " I'm going to the basement."}, {"start": 28052.840000000004, "end": 28057.56, "text": " It's in the basement."}, {"start": 28057.56, "end": 28062.920000000002, "text": " Bro is vlogging his piss dude. That's how you make it nowadays, man. You gotta stand out"}, {"start": 28063.2, "end": 28065.88, "text": " You gotta farm clips and do unhinged shit"}, {"start": 28074.0, "end": 28077.5, "text": " I gotta turn on the exterior electrical panel. Oh, we gotta go outside"}, {"start": 28087.56, "end": 28089.56, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28101.7, "end": 28105.48, "text": " Shit that was fucking weekly like monthly quests"}, {"start": 28105.48, "end": 28107.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28115.68, "end": 28120.399999999998, "text": " Hey, be careful, kid, you're the new owner, aren't you?"}, {"start": 28120.399999999998, "end": 28124.92, "text": " Yes, well, I just wanted to check that everything is going well."}, {"start": 28124.92, "end": 28127.92, "text": " This area has been giving problems for a long time."}, {"start": 28127.92, "end": 28130.92, "text": " Problems?"}, {"start": 28130.920000000002, "end": 28135.920000000002, "text": " Nothing to worry about, although we recently lost one of the forces around here."}, {"start": 28136.920000000002, "end": 28140.920000000002, "text": " You lost it? What do you mean?"}, {"start": 28141.920000000002, "end": 28145.920000000002, "text": " You know what? Better forget it, okay? I have a good night."}, {"start": 28154.920000000002, "end": 28156.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 28160.920000000002, "end": 28163.160000000003, "text": " Dude, my ears are fucking bleeding."}, {"start": 28167.800000000003, "end": 28170.600000000002, "text": " I'm not flushing! This game is like 20 minutes long."}, {"start": 28171.120000000003, "end": 28172.280000000002, "text": " I'm winning, dude."}, {"start": 28172.280000000002, "end": 28174.440000000002, "text": " Oh wait, I was gonna fix the power, alright."}, {"start": 28190.920000000002, "end": 28217.320000000003, "text": " Oh my gosh, my ears are not ready."}, {"start": 28220.920000000002, "end": 28245.920000000002, "text": " Dude, I'm fucking lowering the volume of this shit."}, {"start": 28245.920000000002, "end": 28246.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 28269.920000000002, "end": 28271.920000000002, "text": " Who the hell could it be?"}, {"start": 28275.920000000002, "end": 28302.920000000002, "text": " I don't want to get a monthly question again."}, {"start": 28302.920000000002, "end": 28311.84, "text": " are open back headsets less ear piercing and loud jumps considers like that I have no idea"}, {"start": 28311.84, "end": 28321.480000000003, "text": " to be honest my ears are itchy after that scare though like inside they're itchy"}, {"start": 28332.920000000002, "end": 28343.920000000002, "text": " where is your damn camera"}, {"start": 28343.920000000002, "end": 28354.920000000002, "text": " there"}, {"start": 28354.920000000002, "end": 28365.84, "text": " You're not going to believe this, guys."}, {"start": 28365.84, "end": 28371.600000000002, "text": " There's an axe with blood on it outside my brand new house."}, {"start": 28371.600000000002, "end": 28375.440000000002, "text": " And the power just went out."}, {"start": 28375.440000000002, "end": 28378.000000000004, "text": " Let's have to go to the basement and flip the switch."}, {"start": 28389.680000000004, "end": 28390.800000000003, "text": " Oh shit, that's the car."}, {"start": 28392.24, "end": 28392.960000000003, "text": " Don't worry, what?"}, {"start": 28401.840000000004, "end": 28404.24, "text": " Subscribe and ding the bell if you want to."}, {"start": 28405.440000000002, "end": 28407.440000000002, "text": " That's enough, please."}, {"start": 28407.440000000002, "end": 28409.440000000002, "text": " See you in part two."}, {"start": 28409.440000000002, "end": 28411.440000000002, "text": " That's enough. Please."}, {"start": 28430.440000000002, "end": 28432.440000000002, "text": " See, I told you it was a squatter."}, {"start": 28435.440000000002, "end": 28439.920000000002, "text": " What happened here?"}, {"start": 28439.920000000002, "end": 28445.640000000003, "text": " I think he's cooking him."}, {"start": 28445.640000000003, "end": 28452.280000000002, "text": " Chad, you have five seconds to prepare for this scare, okay?"}, {"start": 28452.280000000002, "end": 28460.72, "text": " Five, four, three, two, one."}, {"start": 28460.72, "end": 28473.920000000002, "text": " Wait, ending one out of two the true ending?"}, {"start": 28473.920000000002, "end": 28475.280000000002, "text": " That's how my Nimer ended."}, {"start": 28475.280000000002, "end": 28478.120000000003, "text": " I was brutally attacked and woke up immediately."}, {"start": 28478.120000000003, "end": 28479.120000000003, "text": " Hope you enjoyed the game."}, {"start": 28479.120000000003, "end": 28482.440000000002, "text": " If you enjoyed it because you're leaving a positive review on Steam, wait, this game"}, {"start": 28482.440000000002, "end": 28483.440000000002, "text": " was on Steam?"}, {"start": 28483.440000000002, "end": 28484.440000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 28484.440000000002, "end": 28487.600000000002, "text": " It really helped me keeping in this kind of games."}, {"start": 28488.600000000002, "end": 28493.280000000002, "text": " Wait, so can you get another ending? Where's the other ending?"}, {"start": 28495.680000000004, "end": 28497.680000000004, "text": " How do you get the bad ending?"}, {"start": 28506.280000000002, "end": 28511.52, "text": " Maybe just walk into the forest I guess I'm stuck"}, {"start": 28513.2, "end": 28515.2, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 28517.600000000002, "end": 28519.600000000002, "text": " I'm going to get you some water."}, {"start": 28519.600000000002, "end": 28521.600000000002, "text": " I'm going to get you some water."}, {"start": 28539.600000000002, "end": 28541.600000000002, "text": " Who the hell could it be?"}, {"start": 28547.600000000002, "end": 28564.38, "text": " I'm just gonna try to like leave like when I hear the baby or some shit"}, {"start": 28577.600000000002, "end": 28588.640000000003, "text": " You put on Ella's darksiders one bottom his accent is so strong I wouldn't be able to recognize him"}, {"start": 28588.640000000003, "end": 28593.120000000003, "text": " There is no way my accent has always been the same since day one of streaming"}, {"start": 28593.12, "end": 28600.12, "text": " Oh, you're actually, oh."}, {"start": 28600.12, "end": 28615.12, "text": " Oh, that's interesting."}, {"start": 28615.12, "end": 28620.6, "text": " It doesn't have a handle?"}, {"start": 28620.6, "end": 28621.6, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 28681.600000000002, "end": 28691.54, "text": " I jumped out of the window while the man was chasing me."}, {"start": 28691.54, "end": 28693.54, "text": " He stood there watching me."}, {"start": 28693.54, "end": 28694.780000000002, "text": " I hope you enjoy the game."}, {"start": 28694.780000000002, "end": 28696.660000000003, "text": " If you enjoy it, it's really leaving you."}, {"start": 28696.660000000003, "end": 28697.940000000002, "text": " Well, there it is."}, {"start": 28697.940000000002, "end": 28699.340000000004, "text": " Chat, all endings."}, {"start": 28699.340000000004, "end": 28700.340000000004, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 28700.340000000004, "end": 28707.54, "text": " I guess it's his house now, yeah."}, {"start": 28707.54, "end": 28710.420000000002, "text": " Fucking A."}, {"start": 28710.420000000002, "end": 28711.260000000002, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 28711.260000000002, "end": 28713.100000000002, "text": " Oh, oh, Lord."}, {"start": 28716.820000000003, "end": 28718.420000000002, "text": " Oh, Lord."}, {"start": 28718.420000000002, "end": 28720.7, "text": " At least we got to play all this shade today."}, {"start": 28720.7, "end": 28724.06, "text": " I have always been curious about this game,"}, {"start": 28724.06, "end": 28725.920000000002, "text": " about like what it was."}, {"start": 28726.86, "end": 28728.140000000003, "text": " How's my name pronounced?"}, {"start": 28728.140000000003, "end": 28729.36, "text": " Elias."}, {"start": 28732.38, "end": 28733.22, "text": " Oh, boy."}, {"start": 28735.7, "end": 28737.54, "text": " Well, I think tomorrow,"}, {"start": 28737.54, "end": 28743.940000000002, "text": " I don't know Arkham Asylum if I can get my suit would be cool, otherwise yeah I"}, {"start": 28743.940000000002, "end": 28749.940000000002, "text": " actually could finish this game maybe I don't know I don't know if I want to to"}, {"start": 28749.940000000002, "end": 28757.18, "text": " be honest but apparently it's very short, it is very short"}, {"start": 28757.18, "end": 28770.14, "text": " So, yeah, could do Arkham, it's a charity goal, so gotta do them, gotta do them."}, {"start": 28770.14, "end": 28773.78, "text": " And that copia, I think I looked at that game, yay I looked at that game, I'm not playing"}, {"start": 28773.78, "end": 28776.94, "text": " it now but maybe tomorrow."}, {"start": 28776.94, "end": 28778.66, "text": " Maybe tomorrow's brother."}, {"start": 28778.66, "end": 28781.46, "text": " Oh, below rustic gods."}, {"start": 28781.46, "end": 28785.46, "text": " Oh, this comes out tomorrow!"}, {"start": 28785.46, "end": 28794.1, "text": " It could be good."}, {"start": 28794.1, "end": 28796.739999999998, "text": " One charity goal at a time, Baritsu."}, {"start": 28796.739999999998, "end": 28798.34, "text": " One charity goal at a time."}, {"start": 28798.34, "end": 28799.34, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 28799.34, "end": 28800.34, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 28800.34, "end": 28801.34, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 28801.34, "end": 28806.579999999998, "text": " No, bad Ella."}, {"start": 28806.579999999998, "end": 28808.899999999998, "text": " But this is out tomorrow."}, {"start": 28808.899999999998, "end": 28810.899999999998, "text": " It looks epic."}, {"start": 28810.899999999998, "end": 28813.82, "text": " It looks epic."}, {"start": 28813.82, "end": 28819.079999999998, "text": " Man, I'm gonna get a different minigame. This one has been breaking like all the time lately"}, {"start": 28823.16, "end": 28826.98, "text": " Yeah, I mean, yeah at the end of the year"}, {"start": 28828.9, "end": 28831.26, "text": " Combine hot them and dance I'm gonna pull in the pool"}, {"start": 28831.94, "end": 28837.02, "text": " Now I have three things I can't make combined though. That's what I that's what I want to do"}, {"start": 28837.02, "end": 28850.06, "text": " outfield or slop oh yeah that looks yeah definitely or sloper you know yeah"}, {"start": 28850.06, "end": 28856.7, "text": " but I might do some not not guaranteed but maybe Arkham asylum that's on steam"}, {"start": 28856.7, "end": 28858.7, "text": " Right Arkham Asylum"}, {"start": 28861.82, "end": 28865.98, "text": " Yeah, it is holy shit three bucks"}, {"start": 28866.82, "end": 28868.82, "text": " for game of the year edition"}, {"start": 28869.34, "end": 28873.14, "text": " God damn brother. Let's fucking go"}, {"start": 28874.02, "end": 28876.02, "text": " That's insane"}, {"start": 28878.02, "end": 28880.02, "text": " That's crazy, bro"}, {"start": 28880.3, "end": 28882.3, "text": " And it's crazy, bro"}, {"start": 28882.5, "end": 28884.58, "text": " All right. Yeah, thanks for watching everybody"}, {"start": 28886.7, "end": 28891.66, "text": " Yeah, it was fun to play through in Slave's, he was alright, I mean he got very repetitive"}, {"start": 28891.66, "end": 28896.06, "text": " but it was fun to see the story though and actually the dialogue was really good."}, {"start": 28896.06, "end": 28898.74, "text": " That's very good."}, {"start": 28898.74, "end": 28905.98, "text": " Um, might do some botmooom tomorrow man, that's actually kinda cool."}, {"start": 28905.98, "end": 28911.98, "text": " Kinda cool with a little death counter."}, {"start": 28911.98, "end": 28924.26, "text": " Wait, is this Silent almost 20 years old?"}, {"start": 28924.26, "end": 28926.26, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 28926.26, "end": 28928.26, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 28928.26, "end": 28934.82, "text": " 2010, it came out on Steam."}, {"start": 28934.82, "end": 28937.22, "text": " That game, but it looks so good, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 28937.22, "end": 28939.22, "text": " The graphics are very very nice."}, {"start": 28947.22, "end": 28949.22, "text": " What am I supposed to do with Arkham Asylum?"}, {"start": 28949.22, "end": 28951.22, "text": " Like a full playthrough tomorrow."}, {"start": 28951.22, "end": 28953.22, "text": " Oh 2009 was console?"}, {"start": 28953.22, "end": 28955.22, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 28955.22, "end": 28957.22, "text": " Yeah, MGS2 still looks really good."}, {"start": 28957.22, "end": 28959.22, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 28959.22, "end": 28961.22, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 28961.22, "end": 28963.22, "text": " Tony, thanks for the 45 view. Thank you."}, {"start": 28963.22, "end": 28970.86, "text": " Anyways, I'll be back tomorrow and then Thursday I really want to try Miss Falunter and hopefully"}, {"start": 28970.86, "end": 28976.18, "text": " we can do a metal machine party, I mean."}, {"start": 28976.18, "end": 28981.9, "text": " The dev from this last game was born in 2010."}, {"start": 28981.9, "end": 28982.9, "text": " That's crazy, yeah."}, {"start": 28982.9, "end": 28983.9, "text": " Anyways, thanks for watching, chat, appreciate y'all."}, {"start": 28983.9, "end": 28984.9, "text": " Bye-bye!"}, {"start": 28984.9, "end": 28988.9, "text": " Anyway, thanks for watching, guys. We'll see you all. Bye-bye!"}, {"start": 29003.4, "end": 29004.9, "text": " I love you guys."}]}