Thank you
I
Fuck my mic is just breaking
He's already been here, he knows it's not me, alright?
He knows!
Okay?
knows. Is this game good? I have no idea! I've always seen this game like here and
there. I actually never played it. It's an old one. But it is like a third-person
action game thing. So I want to see how it is. Maybe it sucks. I have not seen
Odyssey the movie. Yeah Chad has recommended this game for years. I mean it
looks like it's up my alley. Is this with Gollum? And a circus?
it is yeah okay yeah sick Andy circus I blazey so Andy circus is one of the main
characters I guess.
Okay.
What the fuck!
YouTube, why do I have to log in?
No. Thank you. Alright, it's done. It's done. Played this game forever ago? No ice. Yeah,
Chad has told me about this game for many years. I just, I never played it. Now I'm
I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna try it.
I'm tilted, Karen, please.
I'm tilted yourself, Arthur.
That's right.
That is right.
The Journey to the West, the book is probably the most unique thing I've ever heard in my
life.
It's so crazy.
And gigalone, yeah.
might be beatable in one stream?
We'll see.
Sorry, I gotta update my like payment info on Steam.
How do you do that?
Fire.
Next.
Do even browsing games I'm lost, canvas.
All right.
That right to do my payments stopped coming three months ago.
True, true.
See this works.
Unexpected error, your perch is not being completed.
I'm not trying to perch anything, I'm adding my damn card, gay ben.
of us is still drinking that infinite wealth could be an LR mouthgown.
Well let's try this then.
Will you like this, Gaben?
No?
Unexpected error.
I guess I'm just not allowed to buy games anymore.
Cool.
Sick.
Great.
Amazing.
Now I don't have any payment method in my store, my account.
No, I've already bought the game.
I just wanted to update it because I have a new card, though.
Oh no, he can't find me with him.
You can't buy new horse lot. He might actually have to go play through his backlog of flushed games cooking
Shut up. I actually can't add it. I I don't know why
Not sure why
Oh well, whatever, it's not important now, or to have the game, so.
Yeah, I've already unlocked the card.
I'm guessing you put the numbers in wrong, let me see Kiki.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't even see it, whatever. I can do this after stream, I don't need to do it now.
I just get stung locked by it and I want to get it done.
Bada bada nerdy a pretty good strum. Thank you, man
I come
Whatever fuck it I I don't know why I can't add it. It is what it is
It is what it is
I might need to just like log in.
Whatever I need to just let it go, it's not something I need to do now, I can do it upstream.
All good.
good we're good it's all good this song no this is from a super meat boy which
I've never played actually I've never played it
Odyssey to the West never thought I'd see you again yeah I I never played it now
I cannot tell if you tap out of this game it just breaks so don't link me shit
Okay
Jammer thanks for the 67 Mara 674 and guns. Thank you, Madison. You know, thanks 55
Demo put things the 116 curse shop makes the 89 and 30. Thank you Rick city of the 69 and Danish
Thank you for the
The
You
All right, let's fire this bad boy up. I have no idea if it's even good. It might suck
But we'll try it. I guess this is a controller game. Yep
Well, not gonna lie. I've already played it like the first five minutes and keyboard mouse works, but it doesn't seem like it's made for it
Hopefully it you can just plug and play or get there
Hey you get there
get that a letter gg thanks 96
ow
already the card is going to whisper to you flew out the stream like the green
goblin whispers to spy demands that's what it feels like right now
hey you idle mpc thanks 41
I'm told I think 70.
Hey, you.
Sick. Controller is just not working.
Yeah, the text in the menu is like barely readable.
Don't worry, it's normal.
I might need to activate DS for Windows, I guess.
Let's see.
Oh wait, maybe you can enable controller, enable steam input.
Let's try that first, let's see if that works.
This game takes forever to shut off also.
Alright, stop.
Gaybam.
Hey, you.
Gaybam.
Gabyn. Thank you. Gorgie, thank you. Gabyn is one of the trash console ports that of course doesn't just work. True, true, true.
Gordell, thanks for the 93, bro. I'm gonna re-capture.
Does Ninja Theory still exist? I don't know.
You tried this on PS3, uh, it was like 20 FPS.
Oh, it works!
And then I press continue journey because I'm fucking mashed my controller.
Chat!
Don't look!
It's spoilers!
Okay, we're good.
Yeah, it's working!
Yeah, I have a fix on, so...
Well, I guess the menu is at 62 FPS, but yeah, no, you can play at 120.
So we're Gucci.
Some titles!
Tight!
Well, this game's already very good.
Yep.
Don't worry, reading the text here, you just can't do it.
with the resolution. Vibration function, fuck yeah dude. Can't wait for the framerate to
break something. Oh now it's at 120 FPS, nice. Alright, new journey. Fuck it, we're just
gonna try to do full play through this. I've never played it, I've heard of it, obviously
a long time ago. Chat has told me to play it for many years. Yes, Andy Circus is one
of the main characters, not the girl, but the guy I believe. If you don't know who Andy
circuses he is uh he is known as uh golem yeah or a noir yeah
the mr. circus dude mr. circus sleepy key i like 73
I'm starting, dude. New journey. Now, this is one of them old-school kind of like PS3,
Xbox 360 era games. Those games on hard tend to be mega-ass, because everything is just
incredibly spongy. I don't know if this game is like that, though. We can just play on normal.
Fuck it.
Imagine being a giga actor with crazy voice range and best known for Gollum.
Well, Gollum is a crazy role though.
That's a crazy role.
Oh, this one is okay on hard?
Really?
Ah, fuck it, I'll try it.
Yeah, sure, whatever.
We are playing the game.
They want to chat on somewhere? I don't know. Maybe? Could be phoned from old friends, someone checking out this play through years from now.
Well, I don't know.
Looks good!
Each of you are experiencing severe nausea or need to relieve yourself from taking out a strange position in your feet.
This is Andy Serkis.
Add the avenue, and you find a location.
Free from the random hazards of the wild.
Compliance will be rewarded with safety and acceptance.
Yeah, you can immediately tell which era this game is from.
Heather! Heather!
Call the breach!
Right!
Hey, you!
hold me thanks for the six year anniversary dude unknown non thanks to
the eight safe and like 66 yeah there's not too much of balloons that's
that's good I like this kind of game which
It's like a movie for one evening. Yeah, I like doing playthroughs like these sometimes
They're just vibing with Chad and seeing if the game is like good or not
Whoo the game actually looks really good though, but this is where the fix
It's with a fix so
Obviously the resolution is higher
Zoom! Zoom!
Is that a co-op game? I know. I don't think so.
It's not, yeah.
You know how much alarm this is going away?
Hi, you never know is there like collectibles and shit? No, I'll not hear I guess
me I got good the reason I'm going so fast here is because I've already done
this I'm done like I'll I'm done to the point where I'll tell you I was just
making sure the game worked okay
You gotta make sure, man, I'm a professional streamer.
I got rex.
He doesn't sound like Mr. Circus.
Where's my stuff?
What?
The stuff?
Oh my god, I have stuff to go away from.
He pre-plays all games and still gets stuck on the puzzles.
Love, cutie.
I have a story in the lower hall.
Not true, not true.
I never get stuck on the puzzles.
Now Streamer's stuck for five seconds.
He's stuck.
Streamer hasn't solved it in the first five seconds.
He's stuck.
Ah!
ZOOM!
Why, right?
Just to get my gear back.
He looks a little bit like him, doesn't he?
He looks a bit like Mr. Circus.
Now we got Melly.
This, this, this, this, this.
Zoom.
There we go.
Come on.
This is as far as I went and then I'm like okay the game works now I don't know what happens anymore
Activating, calm at me.
Blast, oh, oh cool.
Bit of a flashbang but that's cool.
Oh, is this one of the games where the screen just goes red when you have low health?
I mean it is from that era.
Nice running attack, I like it.
I'm not gonna die in this game.
This is the worst.
Escape pod 7.
Launch.
Zoooooooooo.
Shit.
Parts remaining.
Better get up the road.
Camera's a bit ass here, yeah, but it's claustrophobic area.
Oh, light attack.
Okay.
It's fucking zooming.
What is it? It's a pill pit.
Oh, hold X for a stun charge.
Yeah, thanks for giving me that tutorial when he's mid-combo.
It'll just be for show.
What is this camera?
Ooh, okay, I like that.
Nice.
Come on, Mr. Circus, let's go.
boy
Zoom! So cinema?
I don't want to fall, there's gonna be karate!
Look at this cinematic man!
Ah shit.
I mean it's better out here though, it's not as false as Probe, eh?
I like the finishing slow-mo zoom-in thing.
an acrobat zoom zoom I wonder how many times I'm gonna die to the camera in this game zoom
I gotta get to one of those pods.
8 pods, 4, launch, 3 pods remaining.
Gooooo!
Ah yes, the 30-fist cinema.
Sub-Hex!
Huh?
I'm playing Star Wars for some reason.
This is not Mario Odyssey, no.
Hold!
I'm
one
two
He released a movie based on this game.
how does he survive that?
I'm like a human
There are probably some screen tearing in these cutscenes because they're like pre-rendered
Oh, I got an achievement complete chapter one
Chapter 2, The Old City.
This game has like 60 plus achievements, man.
It's crazy.
I think it was like 64.
64.
I heard golden for a split second.
It's a headband.
What?
A slave headband.
The one I fed on you.
You put this on me.
Let me explain.
Get this thing off.
Or I'm going to rip your head off.
No.
No?
Can't.
Do you think I'm screwed with you?
Yes!
Give me a stop!
KAMAN!
You're worse.
Kaman, move away from me!
What the hell are you doing?
I hacked a slave headband so it could be activated by my voice commands.
Activation triggers the systemic pain of the lens.
Oh, that's okay. This is interesting premise. I like that.
Oh.
Why?
I need your help.
I come from an informed community.
It's about 300 miles from here.
I'll never make it on my own.
The slavers don't get me in next will.
That's the deal.
Get me back to my home and you can go back to yours.
What?
Looks like I don't have a choice.
Neither of us do.
I'm sorry.
So, she's Huckamon.
What the hell is all this stuff I can see?
I've hacked the headband to give visual feedback.
It's pasting your shield system in my biometrics.
And your voice?
It's like... it's... it's inside my goddamn head.
It is.
We have a continuous audio link now.
Great.
You got pretty beat up when we landed.
Walk over a health pack to collect it.
Is that her ass?
She got holes in her pants?
LB's
Do we know anything about the world we're living no
Hold LB at any time to look at your captor
I don't think that's the way out.
I got 500 red orbs.
Yo, what up, Justin?
Alrighty then.
I'd disobey so she would command me if you know what I mean, L.R. Brows.
I think this must be a drawbridge.
Must be to keep mechs out.
There are some controls here.
The other side is blocked. Can you get around and clear it?
Uh-huh.
Be careful.
Why don't you just come on to me to do it?
Come on, lower the bridge for me.
Keep your voice down.
You'll be close.
What are we gonna do?
Not learn too much.
Oh
There's an achievement the whole town behind the front look up look it's right good try it I guess
Make us
So I do have a health bar now
I'm dead. Dead in a kid's face. Die, you dead!
Damn! Okay!
angry here very angry there now what we could get out through here yeah you
actually see like under ass
No meme?
I guess you can see it that way.
Yeah
Who's the voice actor for her any known one
Chat okay to get you home as fast as possible so that you can
Know
See that smoke over there? That's where the slingshot came down.
There's someone in the loose head for that.
This is my life, it's about to crash.
It's your ride.
That's the only way I know how to cover 300 miles.
Two wheels and an engine.
There must have been thousands of people living here.
More?
Tens of thousands?
maybe
Yo, what up slavish have a version problems today
Oh, you also had internet problems, right, okay.
I could try triple buffering for the screen turn maybe.
Well let me let me get past this first.
I don't know if the screen turn is like that.
I could probably triple buffer it and it would work.
When he reloads, I'm going now.
only on her textures?
What?
FAT!
What the fuck? You can't lock target, by the way.
Not that I know of.
So just deal with it.
Oh
The camera tilt is ridiculous. Wait, I'm almost dead.
Why does the camera tilt so much?
that channel was just a warm-up death put up lorks
Look at the camera! I've never seen anything like it.
Every hit is tilted.
That's like I'm drunk.
I don't like the story set up though.
That guy sounds like Andy Serkis kinda.
It is him, yeah.
It even looks like him if you look a little bit. It looks a bit like him.
What do you use all these orbs for?
And what's with the Nintendo confirmation sound?
Yeah, I guess it's an elf-grade generator.
Oh.
The final hit feels satisfying though, I like that.
me a chance to get away because I'm gonna have to keep her alive also there
must be live power cells around here doesn't matter we shouldn't get side
Yeah, is the screen tearing make-a-bad? I could try triple buffering, but I have to restart
Not the game though.
The wildest camera I've ever seen in a game
Not clear yet. There's the way out. We'll never make it across that gap
EMP
go
I'm already here
Yeah, I'm not ready I'm looting man. There's like good shit here
Oh if I run too far
Uh, he gets threatened.
Aw, I guess I'm supposed to kill them.
Can't she run?
Oh, nice.
I don't need your hacking decoy.
I don't even know where to- Oh, I see, okay.
I gotta wait.
Alex.
Here I go!
The animations is really good!
The fuck?
But!
Oh I have to command her to run after- I have to command her to run after uh, distracting.
She just can't do anything herself.
Okay, gotcha.
You basically got a babysitter.
I see how this game works now, alright.
I thought she would like, at least go with me or something.
Or I'll have to go kill them.
We're not in the clear yet, here's the way out.
We'll never make it out again.
And duck Hope you guys out?
I have no idea what that is.
Maybe this time I can distract them?
I might be able to create a decoy.
Destroy!
Okay, got it!
Go!
Alright, now we know what to do.
Wait, so can she?
Come out!
Be careful!
Alright, let's try this.
Let's sit here now.
Hey!
Wait, so can she?
All right, let's try this. Let's sit here now
Hey, all right now I'm allowed to take them out, but I'm gonna grab all these orbs
I
Am or maxing yeah
Okay, but I miss click
I
Be bold you distract again soon
I don't need your D-Coyote.
Oh you need to edit any file to enable V-Sync in this game.
Oh really?
Okay, I could do that.
V equals sync.
There's a red orb there.
Keep that message, Nucleo. I can't- if you tab out of this game, the game just fucking breaks, so don't tab out.
I mean, I have the fix though, Nucleo. Doesn't the fix- no, I guess it doesn't automatically put out a v-sync.
All right, smooth.
Oh look at all the red orbs up there, what the hell?
How do I get that?
That was a ton of red orbs.
Oh I see, climb right there.
Yeah, the secret monster.
Yeah!
They already made a game based on the movie, yeah.
True, true.
Was the orbs used for it? No idea yet. They haven't shown. This is the beginning, chapter two.
I can check it right now in orderless if I tab out the game breaks.
El Clasico.
What up ZK?
Hey, first of all thanks for 2.
No, I think this game might take all string.
Oh yeah, I can move myself down a bit so you see all the bus.
like up here. All right.
Look at this tree. It must be hundreds of years old.
Now you see my order boss. See that?
I have tons.
Is there DLC for this game? What?
I think I might be able to do something.
Hold me.
By the words.
Oh.
Look at this tree.
There must be hundreds of years old.
I want the orbs!
I got him. I think we're fine. Yeah, she's puts the helmet on me, Riot. Come on, carry
Where am I streaming setup?
Fine, I'll follow. No more mines.
Okay.
the branch is pretty high. Look, they're team working. What about that ladder? If you lift
me up maybe I could drop it down for you so you want me to catch one of these
dragonflies it might be difficult try it easily and quick there's one right
There's a bit on your display
Who's the MC actor like
It's you know this game loosely is based on the story of a man peeking we call from Chinese folklore
The little flappy thing in your plan to see them is supposed to
Know I think you sound man. Thank you
Stay still
Oh, God damn it!
Orbs!
angry can I go through right here
orb master
orb master yes sir
I feel like it's gonna fly down here, so let's go here first.
Got it.
That's great.
Okay.
Bring it back down here.
Oh yeah, it makes sense why the game is called enslaved now.
True.
So what up, Danielo?
Monkos, thanks for food
When I get past this chapter, I'll activate v-sync see if it helps in any file apparently you got to do that
I used to play with dragonflies all the time as a kid didn't you know he's squashing
They evolved some simple sensors to help them sniff out energy sources
Oh yeah, that's true.
to the west.
I think Savage should have thanked you.
There.
It's now set up to send a live relay to your headband.
It has a camera setting and a sensor setting.
So?
I see them wonder if you you can do
do this without it probably not.
Oh, right, with a little piggyback.
Check def animation?
Nah.
No more dying in this game.
It's fine.
Yeah, almost 50k dude.
Did the character explode?
Loading please wait.
Alright.
That was easy, is he?
Wait a minute, something's not right here.
Maybe you should do another scan.
You got a problem.
There are mines everywhere.
Let's head for that building.
yeah I'm gonna fix the screen tearing I need to restart the game but I wanted to
finish this chapter first the game is like chapter based and this is quite
far into chapter two at this point
why am I carrying her cuz she can't see the mines he sees it through his
head things yeah it's Andy circus
You go that way, I go home.
Yeah
Holy impact issues he does slow-mo when you kill the last enemies. It's actually kind of sick you forget about this game
Yeah, people keep saying that I
Never played this I obviously I knew about it, but I just never played it
wait Andy Circus did mocap for him also how am I supposed to okay I guess I'll
I just fucking jumped. No?
So many orbs!
Okay, I think I can jump here. Yeah, I just gotta roll the first time.
Yeah, what up?
Throw her across?
Okay.
she she fell she she's oh my god she's fucking useless she fell down okay
Yeah, she fell down on the mine.
Watch out!
Okay.
Nice.
Okay, I don't die if I activate a mine.
I'm fine.
Yeah, I think I needed to jump over and help her up, but I wanted to get that orb.
So yeah, we got like mega babysit her
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
There we go.
Now I'm grabbing this first.
There's a sentry turret over there. We won't be able to get past.
I'm gonna scan.
Scan?
I'm detecting the structural weakness. If you could get close, you might be able to knock that down and crush it.
I'm going I'm going hold him hold him
I need another scan
This looks like a low-budget Golem game?
It doesn't get any lower budget than Golem.
I want to get those orbs.
Wait, do I die if I step in these?
No, okay.
I mean, I get orbs.
This is Wukong?
Yeah!
I mean, Odyssey to the- Ow!
Fuck, I got something like gravel in my eye.
Ow!
Ah, fuck!
He's going away!
He's going okay. He's gone
Watch the Ultra Mega Slow Motion on the last kill.
Wait for it.
I didn't get it.
Wait, you can do a follow up on the heavy.
Oh, that's cool. I didn't know you could do that.
Whoo.
Based on the dank RPG you played yesterday, I got a Bastion Steal, different feels like
a scuffed Gothic 1, which is great.
Yeah.
Yeah, RPG yesterday was like, okay, but I don't know if I want to spend like, what, 40 hours
playing it, and there's a Mistful Hunter I'm going to play in two days.
What do you mean? I'm supposed to drop the- oh.
Hey, my staff blasts.
Damn, okay.
I'm going Saturday except here.
Oh my god, it's a PS3 turret section!
Monkey? Yeah, why don't you use your fucking... God, she's so useless!
Effectos!
Yeah, the slow mo is like one of the best parts of the game there.
No, I'm grabbing orbs shut up
And the moment this chapter is over I'm gonna restart and activate the equals sink
What is the use for taking orb don't know yet probably gonna unlock it soon she just talked
about schematics so tldr the headband right so the headband is a we're gonna
be traveling together the headband is like a slavers headband that she stole
from the I guess slave monsters or whatever and she reprogrammed it and
she put it on him so she can command him if he doesn't do what she wants him to
do she can say like pain or command pain and then he will get like mega pain
and yada yada she's basically controlling him so she needs help to go
back home and she says I will take off the headband if you take me home but
here's the catch if she dies the headband kills him too so she has to stay
It's kind of an interesting story, I like it. It's a cool idea.
Trip.
Well, what do other people call you then?
Monkey.
In the communities I've heard of, some of them call me monkey.
If you want to give me a name, they can use that.
Okay.
Oh, I typically think it was the name of the monk that Bukong traveled with in the folklore.
Oh!
This game is mega Bukong.
You mean he grew up in the wood?
Oh yeah I see the screen-turing OBS but I'm gonna activate V-Sync.
for the turret sees us how do I know if the game saves anyways probably shows up
somewhere
what up on it really you know monkey if you could actually get up to that turn
Oh, no. The PS3, Xbox 360 era turret segments.
I see orbs! Lots of orbs! I don't care, I need orbs.
I'm fine, don't worry about it.
Okay, I won't be so greedy.
I can't skip this. I can. Nice.
I'm fine, don't worry about it.
I think I'll, uh, whoa!
I don't know!
It's five.
There.
How do I get there?
From there, there.
Okay.
See it.
Orbit.
No, I don't think I will.
I
You just break the neck of
I'm detecting mechs lots of them
they're coming straight towards me
What? I don't see him. Oh, there.
All right, guys, let's go.
Look at all the orbs.
It's like it's broadcasting.
It's calling for reinforcements.
Take it out.
Yep, but, but, but, but.
more orbs for me
yeah on the window big and shrimp thank you dude
hopefully she's grabbing all them delicious orbs
Oh, here we go.
Now the ch- Oh, now we're fucking talking.
Combat, staff, shield and health.
Ooh, stun charge.
Multiple enemies on that's really good.
You will channel the staff's energy into one massive attack, 60k, damn.
Counter attack, a powerful counter attack that can change the flow of any flight.
Evade attack, combat awareness, enemy combat states on the hunt.
Yo, that's tight, I like it, alright staff?
I love when games have upgrades.
Ammo increase, stun time, stun effect, this is like just for shooting.
Then you have health, probably self-explanatory, health, oh health, monkeys health regenerate
over time until full.
That'd be kind of nice to have one in, but it's all about the combat dude, nice.
I'm going combat though, that's done, so you can stun multiple enemies, that's actually
kind of nice.
attack is 45k. Press B the moment Monke successfully blocks an attack. Okay, sure.
If I'm gonna get that stuff, uh, yeah this is also 42k, yeah. Then you can just stun
them and but a bing but a boom and buying that shit. Let's go.
Orbs! Orbs! Yeah!
I
Do
The what up greasy all good just doing a little journey to the west with his rich hat
Stop shaking the camera. I'm not shaking the camera at all. It's the game
is the game brother I don't think you can change anything this is all you have game doesn't
give a fuck wait v-sync ohm but it's still it doesn't work you have to activate it in
any file oh my god she's so fucking
useless are you kidding me now what the
the fuck is that chick
that is wild all because I didn't come on her to come to me gotta remember to do it
I get less or less thwarbs now
less thwarbs
yeah so I died because I forgot to call her to me
If you go too far, you don't need to even know there's all cuts and problems, so maybe just play.
Yeah, but is the script there and only in the cutscenes?
Like it doesn't happen now?
No, I see it a little bit in OBS.
Not much.
Wait, I actually still have my upgrades.
Cool.
It's fine, alright man, I need to do anything then.
Okay, please don't die again.
So basically, if you run too far away, she kills you.
Okay, do I have to really tell you to jump down here?
Okay, you're here good don't kill me now, please
Is there a distance indicator not that I know of I just fucking died, okay, where is she now? I'm nervous, okay?
She's up there
You I was up
I did it!
Okay.
Brother Elfx68, my admirer is like 64 praise.
Uh, thank you.
I'm very happy.
Thank you.
Oh, they're beautiful.
Yeah.
I'm making a sense they should be dead.
Makes perfect sense.
The sunlight feeds the plants, the plants oxygenate the water,
the small fish eat the algae, the big fish eat the small fish.
It's a closed ecosystem, just like my home.
My father designed our community to work in exactly the same way
so that we'd never have to leave the outer compound walls.
We grow our own food, condense our own water, create our own energy.
We have everything.
Except the future.
What do you mean?
Well, I've seen it all before.
Scattered tribes coming together under one visionary leader
that's never long before.
They attract the attention of the slavers,
which obviously has already happened.
It was just one slave ship.
They cut a handful of us.
Take more while to follow.
I
These fish can survive for 200 years against all the odds so can we
Okay, unblockables.
of
His sister's overloading! He's... he's losing control!
Look! The statue is breaking!
I guess I'll do this again on the statue this time.
Ah!
But!
Now I thought I was like, you have to do it three times, you know?
And then it's gonna sit forward and crush him there.
Ah.
It's fine.
I need this.
Hey, you!
I'm gonna grab all these again.
Yeah, this is ninja fear.
It is ninja fear, yeah.
What? What?
Oh!
Alright, come over here.
I'm fighting two bosses at the same time the camera and the boss
I lost it.
This this place impossible bad what the fuck
Okay, patient no more on the game
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, come over here.
Oh, no.
I'm over here.
Oh, he ran out of Enrager already?
But I can't...
Okay, can you...
How does this go?
Maybe?
Yeah, okay, here.
Let's go.
Okay, Fran.
Will do!
My whirbs!
I
Werbs
Hi
C'mon, gotta scan this thing.
Hey, you.
That is coffee in the mug, yup.
Oh, that was Chapter 2. Let me check the ini file real quick. Maybe you have to activate it through there.
The Metal Tower.
Chapter 3. The Metal Tower.
someone who knows very little about this game has three summers so far yeah it's
actually very straightforward let me just have to cut some
you should run into me toughs room and start yelling haze
okay I'll use the dragonfly to find us around I'll put a marker up on your
headband split
that's how the counter attack there are mechs up ahead looks like you don't have
choice
So
This is monkey his name is monkey and that is trip
Basically you're on this slave ship as slaves but something goes wrong and you escape not together
But they both land over here and you see this headband he has on
she put that headband on him because she needs him to guide her home if he
doesn't obey this headband can kill him so basically we are enslaved
so yeah she can say like come on get him away from me and then the headband
and it's gonna force him to move away with pain.
So they're not really friends.
He's literally just enslaved by her.
And you gotta guide her home.
She says, if you take me home, I'll remove the headband.
That's it.
And here's the big catch.
If she dies, the headband kills him too.
That's it.
That is it.
So you gotta keep her alive.
Ask the story so it's an odyssey to the west to get her home alive
Oh, yeah, I was gonna check that any file real quick
Guessing it saved here just to make sure like these things is on I don't think it's a big deal any ways if it's not, but let me check
It says these things on in game, but I mean it's an old game. It might not actually work
Where was the any file was it in documents or was it in the actual monkey?
monkey games theme folder and see here monkey game config I guess default
documents my games okay it's there all right let me do it I don't think this is
going to change anything but you never know. Unreal Engine 3 doesn't even exist here. Oh
wait, my games. Oh there, yeah there it is. Monkey game. What was it called? Where'd
your... Oh there. Comfig, yeah. Is it Monkey Engine? Monkey game? Which file is it? Nucleo.
one is it out of these monkey engine dot any okay monkey engine and then the
equals sink here the sink yeah it is true so it's just an old-ass game dude
it's just an old-ass game that's it oh wait you can actually make it window
mode here oh shit does that work false I'm good I'm gonna see if that works
let's go no no it's gonna work watch it's gonna be window mode now it did not
work fine we keep going oh fuck I forgot a thing damn it I forgot a thing I did
save the change Kethrys oops jump scare I'm gonna try triple buffering just in
case I don't think it's gonna do shit but why not test it
Drippelbaffering on... there we go.
Uppery.
It's fine to just do it in global settings, right?
I don't have to choose the game X, right?
I found the X file anyways here, whatever.
Should be yeah, yeah, I found Mexico anyway, so it doesn't matter all right cool. Let's go
Yeah, the game uses global by triple buffering is on now
We continue the odyssey without pickle. Hey nurse first thinks of burst
I was gonna fist thanks to the 14 bears can't think 30 pot bogeyman 80 carter
maybe to wait so in journey to the West is Vukong also forced to go there
he is okay there's the crash site now it's over there allow D3D10 runs the
game of the right next time okay I'll use the driving fly to find us around
Wait, where do you do that setting?
Oh fuck, it was two lines below v-sync. Oh shit, in the unifile.
Fuck.
I'm guessing it's still tearing a little bit.
Okay fine you know what I'll check that too since we're we're we're we're in the middle
of tech anyways you know we're in the middle of tech these sync two files oh this one true
True, true, true, save, save, save, true, true, save, true.
All right, we're good.
I'm gonna save one more time
and I've saved like 10 times, we're good.
Now it's gonna break, nah, it'll be fine.
Maybe there's a screen for camera shake?
It's not even camera shake though, it's like camera tilt.
tearing it's just an old ass game it's classic
oh shit a lot of words it's just an old ass
I think this DirectX 10 thing though made it so it's locked to 62
Org maxing.
Yeah, the game runs at 62 normally, it's really weird.
Holy orbs!
Oh, that's an underlingent thing?
I see yeah with these old games there's just there's like just I don't even know
what there's like nothing you can do about it it's just that's how they are
I haven't seen that bad though.
out the Kenya so I'm not sure you can't yeah I think you can't walk the
frame rate I need a check point I'm not repicking these orbs two weeks ago I
I tried to play old black flag, but I wasn't able to start it shit. Just broke it to me. Yeah
You need 60 FPS lock for chapter 13 and breaks at high frame rate. Oh shit, okay
Really
Wasn't orb there, but it was just one word I guess you could kill them though
Just use NVCP. Okay, I could try this when I get a checkpoint. I just have no idea when
you get a checkpoint in this game though. Holy shit!
I
Look at this trip
Where I am me ago, I'm gonna try to counter attack
Okay, oh he shuts them down nice
No, he's not
Well, in that case, I need to lower effect this volume, yeah, I think I might be able
to yeah I can yeah I can do that uh hopefully their speech don't get lowered
with this it probably does
yeah we need to lock the game at 60 FPS anyways for later so we don't get soft
locked
I could disable v-sync in game and then enable it in that control panel
Fuck, that's the save symbol, I see, I'm kinda...
Chapter 3, okay, any more cool combat stuff?
We got those wide area attack, evade attack, combat awareness.
One kill will channel the staff's energy into one massive attack.
Okay, I'm gonna try that.
I should keep moving, it's not safe.
So lowering the effects lowers their speech to...
these games man when they're trip over the
corner ask her to heal you was no
the fuck was that
what are you okay you didn't see him was that mean your theory
crazy it could be because of your headband it is effectively wired into your brain maybe
It causes hallucinations.
Great. Great. This just gets better and better.
I'm sorry.
This way.
I've never played this no she can climb up alone right I can almost buy it give me
one more word yes all right focused attack first why be when the staff
gloss after landing multiple attacks oh okay sick you got a land multiple
attacks in quick succession then you get glowing staff and then boom
is this black myth book on like yeah yeah you could say so yeah
Detachable, okay, let's see if I can rip it off
I'm waiting I'm chilling. Oh or
I mean, it's Andy Serkis, Mr. Serkis.
Yes!
Yes
Apparently the game was written by Alex Garland famous 20 days later franchise dread movie
Any or a bus here
Also the dude who's directing the elder ring movie. Oh, wait, what?
Yeah, we're going up there some order boss, okay, let's go
Why are you the orbs you buy upgrades with them what counter attacks increase your health shield
spotting that car
Thanks
It worked on the dump the DMC game
Dude that DMC game though is is actually alright. I remember I should replay it
I don't think I can get you across this
Wait, I can get through here. Okay, I'll find another way around
Yeah, the gameplay is what I'm thinking of
What's the next upgrade I get?
I've seen the game Dinch Attack, yeah I have, yeah, yeah.
Chapter 3, the Metal Tower.
Okay, when we're done with this chapter, I gotta lock the game to 60.
Well, 62 might be fine, but just to make sure so we don't get any damn softlocks.
What? I'm here.
Whoa, there's a lot of mechs out there.
wait I'll do a scan with the dragonfly it looks like we need to get to that door
what up playing is covering it
that match has the same kind of detachable gun on it
multiple matches but they're inactive but they have orbs
I'll wait here until it's safe.
Yeah, you do that.
Yeah.
Add the bath.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Oh. Yep.
Okay, what?
Did I grab this again?
No? Alright.
I
Zoom
Where's his camera terrible
What
But I can just
This game is 27. Yeah, it is
How will I get up can I jump over that there's no way I think can I carry her
If she runs, she's dead, and if she's dead, then I'm dead.
This is far from out.
Fuck.
Nice.
Now, when you carry her, the shield protects her, too.
We'll finish the peak RPG I played yesterday. No, I
Mean it was like it was pretty alright, but I'm not sure I want to spend like 40 50 hours on it
Especially when Missful Hunter is out in two days
Zoom
Can I make that? No way. HOLY SHIT!
Easy work
Okay
But I'll try for second realms virus call yeah yesterday. I played it. Yeah
here we go ps3 turn section
I
All right
So many orbs! Alright, cool.
All the orbs! Wahoo!
Thank you. Yeah.
Orbs are XP, yeah.
Oh shit, one of these dank ones again.
Oh, what? Okay.
Command return.
what is it okay
I'm gonna die here aren't I just like
everyone else did I am gonna let that
happen. It's Andy Circus. Yeah, Circus. Mr. Circus. Why are they best friends? No, they're
not. He just has to keep her alive, keep her spirit high, because otherwise he dies.
We're nearly there
There's a mix down there, I'll deal with them. Let's just make a way down
Yeah, where's that blue blue stuff?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Stun ammo.
Oh, down there, I see your car.
Fuck it.
This is a bad idea.
What is she doing?
You got a death wish?
Not anymore
Oh, no, not you again.
Shut up, dude.
I know what to do, Drift.
I already fought one, remember?
Why can't I lose the ammo?
S. When do I get my focus, S? When do I get my focus attack?
Now.
Uh, yeah, where do I, where do I, where?
Maybe there.
Oh, oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I
I like that that's kind of cool nice nice nice
Robo gore yeah, I was like a robo intestines
What up, Nico?
Yeah, it's pretty cool, Angus.
Okay, well I get a checkpoint.
Shite and big 65 and X at X4 years.
Oh, that's chapter four.
Okay, I should get a checkpoint now.
We gotta make sure the game is locked to 60 so I don't just soft lock.
I mean it says 62 is probably fine but it might as well.
Yeah I'm gonna get the L panel V sync and turn off in game.
The in game one probably doesn't even work. It wouldn't surprise me.
crispy critters I like the dynamic between them though I like the interesting
part kind of like Joel and Ellie all right let me fix it before we get any
further this will be this will be very quick chat don't worry about it this
game released so scuffed while on consoles too
get the panel all the games of our ass pretty cool and it was like bionic
commando let me turn this off here triple buffering off and now I'm gonna go
to program settings I'm gonna it is on enslaved I'm gonna max frame rate where
are you there I'm gonna make this 60
thank you and then the sink is on triple buffering is also on but the girls
very useless yeah but she gives us upgrades though there we go let's see if
that hopefully that will avoid anything anything else I need to do no
probably not
no no no
Hey Cala!
Hey you! Yeah I actually tried going on PC gaming Vicky before but this site was
like down like before stream. Now it's long to 60 though. Now the V-Sync in the
game my I'm gonna just turn this off. Should be good yeah. Let's go. It's
Probably still not gonna do anything, but that's right
Where are thou chapter 4
Yeah, I actually never seen anything Deadpool but the Deadpool game seems pretty good
actually.
Screen tear, looking good now, no more tearing.
Well, I guess it is for some but not for others.
That is what it is.
This is scary.
I don't like this.
It'll be fine.
What do you mean?
You're sitting in trucks.
It's fine.
I wonder if you can increase your attack power.
Throw mechs fire bolts of energy that should be avoided
I see a little bit yeah I happen like sometimes
I'm tired because I was up late watching Hentai.
Hey, you!
Oh, I see one of them, uh, dev photo. Whatever it is.
It's below me.
I don't think this thing works here it is what I just want an old game like this is gonna be a bit scuffed
to Reno. I want to get down there.
Okay, I see nuclear.
It's a worst?
Oh, I know!
I think when I activated the D3D setting in the Inifile, uh, it was Omegas, I think
that's why.
Well, this is a setting stream now, chat.
It was a good playthrough, but it's over.
We did what we could, but it's over.
Wait, distortion equals true.
No, it's not over.
This, when I activated this setting, shit turned worse.
So I'm actually gonna false this again.
There we go.
Okay, saved, saved.
Now that's false again.
We play again.
Ay-ya-ya-y.
I think that setting actually made it worse, I can notice on like the frames and shit too.
No V-syncing games like FIFA, like megas, yeah.
Tell me how it is now when I turn that off.
Okay, I don't know what to do then chat we can flush I guess
It's fine flushes and start out in 20 hour.
I wanna see where this game goes though but if...
Not that bad, okay.
Anyway I see it, I see where I need to go, it's over here.
Oh, hold this! Hold it! And hey, jump, monkey! Jump!
It was fucking...
Ah...
It is going to lie.
Yeah, I guess you can say so.
Now you're supposed to use the walls to read your shield, I think.
To the left.
Sit.
Shield.
No.
Shield.
Go.
Off.
Up!
See!
Up!
See!
Oh
Yeah
I can see the golem on his face.
Staff can shoot, yeah.
You're basically playing Bucone.
Wait, that was handy circus!
What the fuck is going on?
This game is so weird.
Was he there in a previous flashback? Oh, I missed that.
Andy equals circus.
fuck it all the sound effects are so loud but you also want to hear what they're saying
Distortion equals true.
Solid who's he talking to he's talking to her
I can't fight it just just keep still
I
Easy
Trip use the stuff I dropped to get across that thing on stay down for long
Yeah, I won't say that one again, sure of me.
Holy shit, yo, I have 80,000, I can buy me the upgrades.
She makes your feet tickle.
A heights.
85.
Come in.
Water doesn't work on this bad boy Y'all not sinkin' x32.
Hey deer, the shy deer!
Did I ever play Rogue Galaxy?
Never have, no.
Oh
Orbs! Orbs!
What?
Okay, I can get the orbs. I can get the orbs! It's fine!
Yeah
Yeah!
That was a good def animation though.
I
Was a good death animation though. I like it. I like how he threw her away so she could live
Very noble Andy
They made behind an enemy and attack them
Wide attack increases staggered duration of it. He said yeah health shield
Right?
Yeah, these these ones are very cheap they are
Just to stay alive, what about health
Monkey health and then it will regenerate here, which is kind of nice
But I'll start with a shield shield recharge yeah
Now which are recharge real quickly and then this and that I
Good shit
Yeah orbs orbs
up here
What why am I dying?
Stop the tow
holy shit this shit or is that the shield the shield is so big after that
upgrade fucking hey
No orbs here crazy yo now I'll see give expert to
Oh, no.
Orbs.
Should be deathless, Maronel.
Damn, what was that Luke she gave him?
Okay.
Yeah, PC Gaming Vicky says vertical sync broken in latest version.
Force through GPU control panel.
I mean, it is forced on right now.
Some AA people.
Monkey, that's a power cell.
No.
Yeah.
Look.
That Mac is still outside.
Come on, let's keep moving.
Monkey, that is a power cell.
It's too valuable to leave behind.
Please.
Find a way to help me get up there.
Okay.
Let's do this quick.
Let me do a scan.
Camera work in the cutscenes.
Okay.
Scan
Camera work in the cussey is really good. Yeah, and the animations are very good too. It's just a camera in the call, but it's ass
Oh
Orbus
Oh fuck, I'm dead!
And I press R2 and he
I PISSED OUT OF TWO!
Let me do a scan.
No?
Every checkpoint is always before the cutscene.
That was bad. I shouldn't die now.
now I won't die again unless it's a gimmick that's like to the dog because
that was cool but I won't die again in this game
I can't run oh my god Jill brother
Fuck yeah
Yeah, but I'm fighting the camera
Or
I
Hope a story
Fuck, I don't even know what to do.
VimBattle camera on his ass.
No good job monkey hello love the game but it crashed too much busy testing DXVK
with this game seems to work what is DXVK okay but I want to know you're
gonna kill me if I go explore aren't you
Monkey, I can't climb up by myself.
What?
Okay.
Monkey!
Monkey, do this!
Monkey, do that!
Monkey!
I mean, this is where we go.
There is...
I guess I'm going over there later.
Do we even have a name? No, our name is Monkey.
Monkey, stop this cream tearing.
I don't think anything I try is gonna like
Like the thing is I don't have a carrying only an OBS because of capture card
Very common with old games
So
I need a triple PC setup, exactly.
No, yeah, but I don't have it.
It's because old games and capture cards, basically.
Sometimes it works, and sometimes it just won't.
Andy?
We're gonna see more- Nope.
There he was again!
This game is hilarious.
Oh, God. What do I do? What do I do?
Tripp, turn it off. Turn it off!
What the hell are you doing?!
I'm gonna get a good roll today my last two have been mega stinkers
But I see a lot of orbs over there.
Hmm.
I have played speckobst online, yeah.
It's below me, right?
Hold up, there's a lot of worms down here.
I played Binary Domain too, yeah. This game came out 2010.
Okay, that's from that side.
Can I jump from there?
You can make this jump?
Yeah.
I'm tired because I was up late watching the game play.
Oh my god, I know!
I really want to get those orbs that are there.
Maybe I have to do it when...
Yeah, I probably...
I don't know.
Maybe.
Can you get to the switch now?
Maybe.
Yeah, I could get there.
Can I get to that one though?
Oh yeah, I can if I go and lower the other one again.
Yeah, she only says it once, which is nice.
I think maybe if I lower the green...
Wait, what happened to the...
Yeah, if I lower the green and then I go there, there, and then I can jump there.
Yeah, and then I get the insane orbs, secret orbs.
I'm just gonna be like, what are you doing?
Look at that!
Yeah!
I live for the orbs!
We can make this now, right?
Nice. Good job, Andy! Let's go!
Woo!
Now we gotta put all of them up!
What?
It loads what makes me seven just out of top five orange needles things gonna hook on this
My pleasure
The game I played yesterday flushed many was okay, but I'm not like it's an RPG, right?
I'm not gonna play it for like 40 50 hours
hours. When Mistfall Hunter and Mishim Party and stuff is out in on two days, 30th.
Wait, you finished it today, I arrived wait what you did it under 12 hours
Trust me.
Oh, each shabbish is a dungeon.
Oh, so it's not that long of a game, then.
OK.
I guess I could finish it tomorrow.
If people really want me to.
Thanks, guy.
I mean, I'm already what four or five hours into the game. So I was chapter four. Yeah
Only if you can enable screen
DXVK works very well, what does that do new Cleo? I keep in mind. I don't have tearing it's only an OBS
Crash site. We're almost there
You have to get across this bridge first
Oh, it changes it to Vulcan?
Really?
That could actually fix it, yeah.
Is it easy to do?
What is this?
It's drag and draw.
play listen if this is a easy fix okay listen I'm gonna test this we just got
a checkpoint sorry Vod friends it's quick all right you give me the link I
need to know if this works I could use it for future old games okay chat is
very very important if you want to try okay all files from x32 did put into the
game and slave binaries. Okay, thank you. Got it. All files from x32. Yeah, I see it.
Into game and slave binaries Windows 32. Game and slave binaries Windows 32. I've already
done it chat I've already done it wait do you drop the the x32 file in the all
thousand x32 directory put into game okay okay I see all files then I got you
gotcha gotcha all right I did it that's how quick it was let's see so easy game
sometimes. I don't have to do anything else as long as the game again. Oh shit, it didn't
launched in fullscreen anymore I think. No what? That's crazy. That's insane. What?
I can all tab now.
Oh.
There we go.
Let me know now if it's fixed.
Let's go.
I actually don't see any tearing anymore.
What? That's crazy!
What do I only get?
No, it's fucking fixed dude.
I'm gonna pull it very slowly from the side here.
I don't see a single tear.
Damn, that's insane.
who sent me that nucleo a nucleo is a mega hacker man
we're good man oh now I'm not getting one guy by the shit anymore thank you
It's a cloud doesn't look like a cloud
Whoa, what what?
All I know is work some places and I'm not others
Fields of high enough concentration as I say work some places and not another
Yeah, oh fuck it moves me far away. Sorry only room for one
DXV case use those theme deck all games use it. Okay. All right. Yeah, thank you
Dude, I gotta start using that for old games now because I do like playing these old games
But there's always like screen tearing issues
Is there any orbs here?
Yeah!
I go too far away and she decides that she just wants to kill me
I'm running in a Windows can I experiment a little bit of words I mean at least I'll
try it for every old game I'll play in the future because yeah I had no idea this was
a thing like I can even all tap on this game now that's insane
Oh, I'm back, what's up?
Come to Linux?
Are... what?
Ah, it's cool.
Holy monkey strength.
You make that jump?
Yeah, I think so.
Time to unflush old games?
I mean, I never flushed old games.
We've just kind of dealt with the screen tearing.
Okay, I see nuclear. Yeah, but that's really good though.
Like, being able to just alt-tab and hold games is so nice.
All right, we're getting up there from over here. I'm just grabbing all the
Hurry up, slowpoke!
Actually don't I'm just here miring my screen tear-free stream
The light lighting in the front I don't see it
Maybe it is.
Oh, is it less washed?
How could he change that?
Technology, man.
Yeah, but orbs.
There's orbs here, dude.
Oh, I think she's gonna kill me.
Sorry.
You swap out the renderer.
Rendering through Vulcan versus DX9 or whatever.
Right, yeah.
Yeah, because do most games use Vulcan nowadays?
No?
What do most games use?
Oh yeah, D12.
D12.
But DirectX 12.
And like Vulcan and like it's like when it runs like old
like when it runs like old
direct action stuff that's usually when all the problems happen with screen tearing and shit.
I'm away!
Yeah, because all the XF-Rolder Hardwares, yeah.
You remember the Riddit game, Screamtearing?
Yeah.
But the thing is, like, I never have the Screamtearing.
It's only OBS, because it goes through Capture Card, right?
But that doesn't happen if you use, like, Vulcan or DirectX 12.
It's only on the older ones.
I don't really know how it works. I don't get it.
But yeah, it's only when it's like the only thing's nine or some shit.
Wait, there's a memory here!
But I wonder why that changes though, I mean it's still running at the same frame, right?
So how could that be the difference between pairing and non-tairing?
This shit's too tech for me, man.
Oh shit I'm coming!
Oh sorry, coming.
Oh my god you just, you can't do anything yourself!
I'm pressing B. I will kill you.
Oh god!
It's horrible!
No, older DirectX than 10 on modern systems like Windows 11, you use basically runs on
hacks compatibility subsystems, it's because DX10 introduced DXGI DirectX graphics infrastructure
that is used by DX10, 11, 12, to TA.
But I still don't get it though.
I hope the rest of this thing holds together.
Like, I don't understand. I felt screen tearing had to do with like your monitor refresh rate and the frame rate in the game yada yada.
But none of that has changed here. Only the renderer has changed.
So how can one tear and one knot when the frame rate and the refresh rate is still the same?
Swap chain.
You lost me.
I'm just glad it works. Alright?
All right.
Oh, tearing is not just that.
Orbs!
Okay, damage itself, damage itself destructed.
Wow, wire.
I can upgrade though so let me do that please. Is there any combat upgrade I
really want? Not really. There isn't a VED attack but combat awareness... oh yeah
this is only 5k. Displays enemy combat states. Yeah, sure. See what this does.
Maybe you see their health and whatnot. The staff, fire rate, ammo increase,
stun time stun effect. Oh that's multiple enemies in one shot that's kind of
nice actually. But I think it's better just to get like health. I haven't like
barely any health. One health region would be super nice.
I'm so relieved that there is like a kind of a semi-way to fix it, El Sodi Baki.
Yep, screen shake.
Hey, you!
You can-
You can see when- when they're attacking, they glow red.
I'm not sure what I think of this upgrade, but it's alright.
Swap chain. It's a series of buffers, double buffering, two buffers that are exchanged to display one frame when the other one's used to render another.
Right, yes, of course. Yes, the swap chain.
Now I know.
the swap chain
Yo from your class, okay
Let's cover!
Can you distract or are you...
Distracting!
Distract? Are you distracting? I don't...
Oh, you are?
Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out. Oh wait the bus
No, wait this I you're on your own I'm going this way
Yeah
What do you mean you're the slowpoke?
Can I get the health region now?
Yes. Gotta get at least one point in this.
So how slow is the health region then?
I think it's moving
I think it is regioning now I'm gonna pick up herl. I mean yeah it could be cool in a pinch
And that's only level one of it you can upgrade more
Oh fuck
I'll meet you on the other side
Did I beat R and R not on the hardest?
I don't remember.
I think I did, right?
No, I have not seen Army of Darkness.
further down the bridge oh tier 3 is insanely fast real
orbs
I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with the night wait let me
Scander road ahead
Next up ahead I can't get past
Damn I turn it monkey the turret take it out first
I forgot to tell her to distract, but I don't need it when I have upgraded shields.
The upgraded shield is so nice.
Oh
Feels man
Oh, there's no yellow paint in this, you know, so I don't know what I don't know what ledges I can fly
You're welcome trip
Yeah, he breaks the turret's neck before he uses it.
You are your second Argeel Mythic today?
Um, okay.
Um, what?
Well, I'm gonna get my first Mythic today.
Wait, have I got a Mythic?
No, I have not.
Wait, have I?
Have I? No. Epic is the greatest I've got.
What is this?
Ha ha ha ha
Are you okay?
Yeah, it's another pledge
Let's just keep moving
My eyes was anomaly
Is that a dev no that was Andy circus, you know
Renoir, Renoir.
Anomaly is the best I got.
Crash site.
There's turrets all over the place.
We're gonna have a hard time getting past.
Wait, that vehicle, maybe we can get it going.
What?
Ow.
There's no way.
We have a power cell.
Remember?
and
I got your brother with me.
Okay, get the hatch open.
Okay.
What up, Thorlar?
Yeah, I never played this, but I actually played it.
What up Thorlar? Yeah, I never played this, but I actually really like the story set up.
Don't back up, man. Oh my god.
Sorry, I can't work out.
Slow down.
Dude.
That's so fast.
Whoa.
Get over the right.
All right.
Right on.
Sorry.
Okay, okay, I gotta stop, I gotta stop, okay?
Fucking help me!
What do you mean, help you fucking help me?
Grab hold!
This is gonna get off!
Why am I on off?
What a capsule.
Damn it!
I'm trying to keep you safe this hard enough, but if you're gonna go out of your way to kill us both!
Mikey! Calm down! Look where we are! The crash site! This is where the slave ship crashed!
We made it! We made it!
We're back inside.
Good job, you scared me, I'm gonna have to fight him.
Okay, I'm accessing its schematic.
Stun it and get in close!
Stun it and get in close, alright.
Yeah, yeah, thank you trip. Thank you. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yep
I
get it!
oh it's still...
WOOO!
Oh, shit.
Robogore!
Ahhhh, here we go, Zeltas. Thank you for the 33 dibs, 35, 40, 49, 80, 51.
Incredible! Has anyone ever killed one of these before?
Not that I know of.
Oh, you did it!
Yeah, the truth is... we did it.
I
Oh, Andy jumpscare?
This game is so fucking funny.
That was not yet you sometimes you run into these masks and when you do he gets these
visions of Andy Circus eating dinner or hanging out with his family or fucking
on vacation. I don't know it's very weird.
Go back, I guess.
Go back where?
Wherever.
Depends where I can find food and fuel.
I usually keep moving.
You could probably stay...
if you wanted.
I'm just saying, when my father hears about all you've done for me, I know he'll offer you a home.
If that's what you want.
I can't believe we actually made it.
Stop here.
This is it.
Damn.
Game's over.
We can't go any further on the bike, it'll trigger the defense systems.
My father can be a little weird about strangers, so just let me do all the talking when we get there, okay?
Okay.
Oh, that's strange.
What?
Why have the security gates been activated?
So how do we get in?
Let's keep going to the lookout post. We just need to find a radio and they'll let us in.
Yeah, after I get the dog out, trip.
Yeah, I can alt tab!
Let's go!
Oofos!
Let me just get the dog out very quickly, I'm just sleeping next to the wall, but not
any more
I'm not sure that's what I'm talking about.
It's... you know what time it is before we continue the journey to the west.
I'm just going.
I'm going.
Here we go.
I can feel it.
Hey, you.
It's over. Like I'm never gonna roll high again. It's actually
It's actually over. It's actually fully over.
It is.
Your wife rolled a trash roll yesterday?
Yeah, I let- yeah, I less than won.
Put a timer.
Did I beat you, Salad?
Probably not.
if i did it that's crazy
oh damn it got you
okay glad you got that sort of the other shit scary
around and i watched a movie
but i don't see no
Yeah, Sam's gonna have another first poem I gotta check it.
Yeah, or you're gonna fry my brain, huh?
some guns. It's all Mark's design. He just has a thing about raising the lower end bridges.
So we let him get on with it. We gotta get up there.
Oh, I gotta tell her to do this, I guess. Oh, well, this works.
okay pull it got top six percent yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
now go cross
You got top 1% two days ago, never going to top that.
Yeah.
I will get top 1% soon.
I can feel it.
That's odd.
There's no one here either.
Oh well.
Throw me up there.
Oh, well, throw me up there.
Hey! Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?
What the hell is that?
I know, but it should never happen. It must have been damaged somehow.
Somehow the bridge was damaged.
There's the watchtower.
I don't know what bridge is. At least really necessary.
Bring it up with Mark when you see him.
It is but there are perfect ways to keep it maxed away.
He visitates human intelligence to figure them out.
But we think he just likes bridges.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not done with it yet, but yeah, it's twin peaks.
This is great.
Do I have to really tell you to move here?
Come on.
and
across
Chad what are you doing?
What are you doing what's there's always someone posted whatever's going on?
Chad didn't see the solution. They thought I was dim thing
What I like I will remember this moment forever
I
Possible posts are all
Come in this is post 9 come in base. Are you reading me over base come in
No, no, no.
Trip.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait!
Sleevers.
I can kill him.
He's a bear.
Gotta get full watch, pal.
I
Yeah, you kind of put yourself in that position
She's so selfish man
Yeah, she enslaved us to save herself.
I don't like her.
I'll play the old Mad Max game.
No, I haven't played any Mad Max games.
Oh
Fuck
Oh yeah, these guys can up his stone.
Okay, the gimmicks.
What?
I
Hard
Weeeeee!
What?
It's gonna put me all the way back in the beginning of the chapter, because checkpoints in this
game give no fucks.
Ah, sick.
I gotta find him before he gets hurt.
Fuck, die!
Yeah, bring on more, it gives me more to learn.
Died in this game?
Yeah, well, have you seen the fucking camera?
It's the worst I've ever seen in a game!
It is terrible!
of
I'm never dying again in this game, I'm just gonna try hard my way through the entire game.
of
the
of
the
I
When
Oh
Missing the word man fuck the orber I gotta go save trip
Game yourself is the water oh six chicken like 74
Am I not supposed to have AoE on my...
That's what I thought.
Oh
There we go
Be bone
What do you think is so bad without cheese?
I'm not teasing you, anything you...
What?
See I'm smashing everything
Oh my god, wait, what was that?
This was the game trailer I watched as a kid and thought about the name for quite some time I forgot about it.
Yeah.
Fallen aces is that.
Okay, uh, get this guy for an execution.
Stop it!
Yes!
Ah!
Fuck you!
Yes!
Fuck you!
Counter! What?
They're almost 100k red orbs, I'm going to upgrade max.
I searched for the game on Kalei for nearly 12 years and for one day of streaming I found
the name.
I played the demo as a child and never found the game after that.
Oh wait, did I play Fallen Asus?
Chapter 7, Finding Tripp.
You just went on a date with a guy talking about politics in his high IQ half the time?
Should I marry him?
Oh shit.
Hey, you.
They're all dead!
Trip, can you hear me? Trip. Trip, wait!
Trip, I need upgrades.
Stay where you are, Trip!
Oh, and the jump scare?
No jump scare.
I
Fuck me I guess
anyone else you platinum this years ago platinum this game on steam has like
60 plus achievements I think. It's insane.
I'm not sure what you mean from yesterday.
I could, apparently it's really short.
So I actually could spend it just tomorrow, so it would like me to.
For me, it's whatever.
Getting 100% orbs in this game is a pain, because if you play at a resolution above 800
by 600. Some collected orbs don't get counted but still don't respawn when
replaying levels. This game's tight.
Hey you want on this? I'm 43. Is it true the vampire match is your only game with
100% achievements? No, it's not. I have any more things.
Yeah
So many Orbas
I am no top-ranked kumar much half property is though
Somehow, huh?
Too easy
How about you come back so I can buy a bunch of upgrades?
Come on!
of
I should upgrade the plasma shot. It's actually really strong.
Hey?
Okay.
Is there anyone left?
Tripp, can't you hear me? Just stay where you are!
I
Think it's gonna be okay trip. She's so fucking selfish
of
Okay, she doesn't know her whole family is dead, okay?
But then she's just pulling monkey. He just wants to be free of this fucking handle
Andy
Andy going on a high
get you any other weapons I don't think
I don't think so, but I should really upgrade that range though it is very good
I
Hundred and sixty six thousand yeah, damn
Well, I can't spend points yet because Trip keeps running away from me, you need a girl.
no
please monkey
Good. Alright, we're good. That's it.
They keep spawning, yeah. But I'm getting pretty good at dispatching them now.
And imagine when I get all these upgrades.
We're gonna hit 200 K or is before she comes back
Seeing Andy's vacation photos is the highlight.
Oh shit!
Dad?
Dad!
Tripp! Wherever you are, just keep your head down, I'm coming!
All right, easy game.
Oh my god, what is this?
man man man brother why
And coward are you keep down the mood?
Yeah, they're everywhere.
Fuck me.
Oh my god.
Are you kidding me?
I'm holding blo- oh my god this segment
I'm gonna upgrade my reaction time
cause it is- this is an upgrade and it's just- it does three shots
Nice. Good shit.
Alright. Be bombed.
uh... certainly a segment of this video game
we're good?
alright
new enemy what the hell is that
Oh, he's dead.
What?
Oh my god, a mega combo!
what night if I have to redo it oh my god I'm gonna have to redo the entire
fucking thing
oh I don't thank you thank you thank you so easy
Are you getting some these I'm just bold thank you Andy circus shout outs to Andy circus
Come here, brother.
Woo!
Alright, we're good, we're good.
I got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Another?
come on just let me yes die that execution is so good
Okay, Tripp, I'm coming.
Being 2010's game then was a bit of an easiest job ever.
I heard making games to the PS3 was like very hard to do the shipper or whatever.
DeNiro.
Good evening, too.
It's Hubert from the Guinness World Records here.
I'd like to congratulate you on receiving an award for playing the most golem-like diarrhea
games only to avoid playing the witch if free. There's more to come! Alright, there's more to come.
Oh, here we go.
This was my home.
The slavers came back.
Destroyed everything.
Just like you said.
I'm sorry.
Just like you said
Is there some more survivors could be treated to I'm not gonna be any survivors. We don't know that
The war room maybe
Okay
Okay, show me
Nice. Star Leaders takes 9-7, Victor Apple takes 9-2 on Complete Chapter 7.
I like the length of the chapters, they're like the perfect length.
Chapter 8, gaining axis.
I see you Daniel.
I think wow Karina what a nice comment from you thank you god damn
That's not a paid comment.
Okay, either I get shield or health.
Where's the shield strength?
No, I gotta get health.
I have to get the health stuff.
That's 75k.
Monkeys health regenerate over time until full.
Fuck it, go level 3.
There we go.
And then we get a health upgrade.
Now we're basically invincible chat.
We can't die anymore.
I mean, yeah, I'm going to upgrade the beams, I will.
Well, I'm going to upgrade the health pool, but beams also.
Where are you going?
If we remove the restrictors on the wind turbines,
it will create a power surge.
The electronic locks in the main hall will overload.
Shut down be forced to reboot while they're rebooting all over right them
Yes
We need to get the power up to about 1500 kilowatts. I hope the generators aren't damaged in the attack
Yes, yes, they're okay, this is gonna work
The big one
The gates are protected by an electric current. You'll fry if you touch them.
We need to find another way.
We could cross the bridge underneath.
I have no idea how many chapters this game has.
I just know it came softlocked on what? Chapter 12 or whatever? If you don't lock it to 6-5-10?
Oh, there's at least one shot for you.
Yeah the voice actor is Andy Serkis, you know, go loom and run a errand and stuff.
It's true that flashlight is thick lump by Swedish yep it sure is.
Good job.
Now use the lever and roll the walkway.
I don't understand. Why do the slavers do this monkey? What do Pyramid want?
Right now let's just focus on getting you to your father.
Oh there's, okay, 14.
A speed bump in Swedish fart goop, yep.
throw me up to that window. I can make it to the top from there. You'll need to make
your own way up and then you have like speed control is fart control
train in Swedish. Slut stakho in the slot station. El Classico.
Who wants to be short the power? Okay, just leave him to me.
Yeah, I'm grabbing Orbs. Wait, is Lunarium out tomorrow? Wait, what was Lunarium? Let
check
The music in this game is really good.
This game is making it want to play on chart of two such an amazing game.
Oh man, I used to play among thieves online so much, like the horde wave mode.
What's the one Swedish dish you'd recommend to someone but not on a pizza?
I'll stay here and control the brakes.
I haven't had that in a while. I'm not sure I'm a super fan of it.
Fligandioca is a Swedish casserole made of chicken, bananas, peanuts and bacon, yeah.
Oh wait, I see a Andy Serkis jump scare.
is that any circus jumpscare i think wait was it above
stop the sale so you can jump on just tell me when
stop the death time breaks
No, don't go.
Fuck.
Stop.
Start it up.
It breaks.
How do I open this?
Just like that, okay.
Same shit.
There was some order bust down there, but I'm not...
Yeah, it's literally one war, but I don't care about that.
All right, I'm coming back.
I'm not sure if he does the wrong when they follow this game.
It's just that buh kong, you know.
Wait.
Okay, go.
Hold it there.
Okay, move it.
Stop it now.
Ah ha, I see.
It's so free and easy.
I'm not sure if it's the first time I've ever seen a gun like this.
The first ever sub was Nuzest, yeah.
Okay, well I'll set.
Be careful on your way down, Lucky.
Will I replay Gollum when Cirquey's Gollum movie comes out?
Yeah, might.
Okay, I'm going to trigger the power search, get back to the game, ready for when those
mechs come through.
But I won't die now because I got the max health region upgrade.
All set.
Hunky, you're going to have some power surge.
You ready?
Yeah.
Do it.
Okay, yeah.
So easy game now.
Damn you are tanky though!
How many are there?
I
Okay
More orbs for me so I need so good
So how big is this health regen?
Oh yeah, it's fast.
It is.
Okay, yeah that's worth it.
Like, yeah.
Hopefully Miss Volanderz doesn't have any cheating, but I think it will have cheaters
and black netcode.
We'll see.
The network test was pretty rough, in terms of netcode.
Is it better now?
Yeah.
I mean, I'll play it on Thursday.
I'm gonna try to do very early stream on Friday.
And play it then too.
I mean, if I liked it, that is.
You play the latest one if you're stable, mech advice.
That's good to hear though.
Nice.
Oops.
Minus one.
This is powering down.
You go ahead.
I'll go ahead.
This is powering down.
Shit, the dog's powering down.
You go ahead.
I'll go ahead.
Yeah, it's the extraction souls like, uh...
Wait, is this the dog? I mean, literally just spun him again and again and again.
I don't remember the classes from this call, I gotta check.
Remember when you wanted me to play on hard chat?
This is the reason you don't play games like this on hard difficulty.
It's just insane to make a bunch of hell.
Next time I'm listening to myself and not chat, because I knew this would happen.
It's classic. Every time there's a PS3 game or Xbox 360, you never play on hard.
It's not like this is difficult, it's just fucking tedious.
This is such a hard fight this one.
So very hard, like glue.
Any stuns over here?
Hiya there.
What?
Oh, there she is. Oh, there's another blue. Yeah.
What the fuck? Oh, I'm not dying in this game.
Look at my health regen dude, I'm invincible!
I have a second health bar, yes.
Robo gore, robo spine.
line. I did play Horizon Zero Dawn for like 12 hours and then I flushed it.
So, uh, the new game seems pretty good though, like, uh, the sequel to it.
my beautiful daughter. I know how resourceful you are. I know there's a
chance you will come back somehow escape the slavers and make your way home.
So, in case that day comes, I'm recording this message for you. Just to say this,
It's a blessing for me at this moment to know you're alive.
I love you, Tripp.
I really wonder where this story is going.
It is interesting.
Oh yeah, to the west, right?
Give me home.
I'll set you free.
I guess I lied.
The slavers come from the west.
So that's where we're going.
I want to find out who did this.
And then I'm gonna kill him.
I believe we should definitely be able to finish this, this ring.
I have horror if there's time after.
She hates slavers but she became one herself.
Dude!
True, though.
What is this place?
It was a factory.
Back in the war they built mechs here.
Huge ones.
What are we doing here?
Looking for someone.
An old friend of my father?
This is where he lives.
I think he might be able to help us.
If he's still alive.
I got some upgrades gonna upgrade my health oh 50% more holy shit god damn oh
yeah that's a big health upgrade good to have on this difficulty
I'll play a game called damnation no oh wait any circus jumpscare
Andy where'd you go?
You've got to watch out for the water here. It's poisonous from mech fuel
A good plot would have been for her to keep her promise
But since he cares about, he would have offered the help anyways.
Now both characters are really good.
No, it's way more interesting that she didn't keep her promise in my book.
It's- it's way more interesting.
Because otherwise it would have been like, oh, I let you go and he's like, no, I want
to help.
I don't have a home.
I have nowhere else to go.
Now it's like, does he want to help?
Or is he really just being forced to do it because he'll kill him otherwise?
You know?
I find this way more interesting.
It's more kinky this way.
okay he is indeed enslaved yeah dude what are you know what I hope for I hope
that at the end of the game he's just been like he's just been trying to get
on her good side in order for her to remove the headband and then the moment
she removes the headband he just like goes fucking mega berserk and beats her
to a bloody pole. It rips her head off like he said he would. So he's only
playing nice so she's gonna remove it. Now that would be a sick ending.
If I was a game dev I would do that.
What the feels amazing man is wrong with you?
She's literally just bossing him around the entire game.
If I walk too far away from her I instead die because she thinks I go too far away from
her and she kills me. Imagine how pissed off Monkey must be. She doesn't hesitate to kill him at all.
She doesn't give a flying fuck about Monkey.
I remember right should be a boat around here somewhere
the boat to get through the tunnels. That's why I think we'll find him.
Yo, uh, Tripp, why do you want to excel at the upgrade?
Max that health.
75% more than it's 100% more. Yeah, we gotta take those.
Okay, you...
I think it's through here.
No, you have to.
Hey.
I can't tell you yes the boat is here just got what's in the circus yeah oh sick
a bone. I don't think you are a nerd mage now.
Dreamer! Thanks for the 49. This game we're black with blue comb. This game, clearly.
So easy! All according to K. Kaku!
Now help me across.
army of two I have never played that spotter down makes 50 I should let you
fall into the water but I won't yeah can you jump this princess
Army of two, they're pretty alright, aren't they?
of
the
The gun has a light attached.
Can you still hold me?
Beware of fog.
You're the one who hurt me the most in the trek.
You mean you like me?
As well as being resourceful and strong and vigorous.
Sure.
Something doesn't feel right.
We've got an X in here. Get ready on that phone.
I did I have played beyond good and evil like way before I started streaming
What am I playing Halo ah
Up there! Up there!
Just got here, what's your story?
You play as Monkey, the guy,
and then you have Trip, the girl.
So basically, the game starts with...
starts with they're on a slaver ship and something goes wrong they're their
captures they've been captured they don't know each other but the ship crashes
they both escape and then they're in this like post-apocalyptic world now you
see this headband that that monkey has on him like you see that that headband
she put on him and it's a headband that she programmed to make anyone do her
bidding basically so she can say like oh get away from me and then the headbands
can obey that it's gonna like bring pain into the head and so now she wanted him
to guide her home otherwise she'll kill him and yeah now we actually just got to
the section where we guided her home, but her dad is dead and now she wants to find
whoever is responsible of the mechs and the slavers and kill them.
And here's the big catch, if she dies, the headband kills him too, so you have to keep
her alive.
She enslaved him, yeah.
And also sometimes you see random pictures of Andy Serkis on vacation.
What the hell's happened?
The engines cut up!
Oh, fix it!
I'm trying!
A four of X!
Damn, screw you!
I
Ever play the dang game to humans, you know
Is she good or evil?
I hate her.
I
I have play for some leads, Jim.
Like, she literally broke her promise.
We guided her home,
and she was gonna remove the headband.
Nah. Nah. Nah, she fuckin' moved the goalpost.
No makes no slaves beyond this point
I'm just gonna go and clap right here with the phone.
Be careful monkey.
Long time no see, Chris Frey.
When it comes to games in general, are you thorough with finding all loot or is the game
progress more important?
Yeah.
That depends on the game.
Just move the goalposts almost as much as you move the goalposts and go up top.
I never, ever move the goalposts and go up top.
Break the neck of that robot bro, let's go.
Oh, he didn't do it.
Oh, this is so sad.
How the hell...
Fuck, she's gonna kill me!
You see that?
I move a little bit too far away and she's like,
nope, it's time to kill him.
Time to kill him!
Zoom!
I
Was easy
No, she made this head back
Yeah, Alex Garland was a writer in this game. Yeah, Chatholme, he's the one making the
Eldering Movie also. Maybe we'll know what to expect.
She re-purposed the headband, so I have to do her bidding.
I tried shooting her, I can't aim further down than this.
Grisio, um, yo, thank you Grisio, no problem, hope you're well.
Omics, great, thank you.
Oh wait!
Andy Circus?
No?
Damn, we don't see Andy in these anymore.
I miss Andy.
It's getting worse. It must be driving you crazy.
You know I thought it was going crazy. But, ah, not anymore.
You were right. It's the headband. It's tuning me into something else.
I
Secretly I wish you the best with your move
I
Do
Oh, no it is
The handbomb makes for a great dynamic, yeah.
Holy.
You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
Freeze!
Holy...
Good.
Now when I give this a say, so...
You gotta turn...
Very slow.
Any tricks?
I'm gonna light you up.
Now turn.
Tripp?
Is that you?
Oh, Pixie!
PIZZIE!
Yeah, I think we can finish this game and play some horror after, actually.
Chapter 10 the Titan factory yo calicoomer. Thanks 54. Thank you
Our Richard riding voice actor and pet by the pig
How long is this 14 chapters? I believe this is chapter 10. So chapters aren't that long at all
They're like very good late actually shift west find out to the short not too long
Then what?
Then I'm gonna kill him.
It'll be dangerous for me to even suicide.
Save your breath, Trump.
Then him.
We'll help us.
You're in trouble, I'm there.
And anyway, what's on this talk about?
Suicide.
What is that tattoo on him?
It's not different from any other fight.
It's all the question of having the right weaponry.
Yeah.
That ship that he grabbed you,
it's been coming here to the greater area.
area every day for the past six months i couldn't figure out why so i started to keep tracking
what they were taking hey now girl what is that my piece i started to put it together
you said weaponry what weaponry
me a go awesome cannon I thought maybe I saw it wrong but it's me a go awesome
So we wait for the salvagers to come back tomorrow and follow them in your flying ships.
Exactly.
But before we can fly, I'm gonna need some spare parts.
Luckily, I know precisely where they are.
We're looking for a distributor.
A heat sink, a supercharger, and a power cell.
So, this is where we'll find the distributor.
I'm going to stay here trip. It's a bit of a tricky climb.
Man's work.
What? He's fast as hell. This way.
Last health upgrade was 60k, right? Yeah, 65, all right.
I was RNG-ed old shooting me today.
I don't want to talk about it.
Yo Andrew, how's the game?
I mean, gameplay is pretty mad, but it's the story that is the most interesting part.
I still beat Master in physical.
So easy game.
Wait, I beat Salad also apparently.
Oh, cool.
I mean, this game has like one of the worst cameras I've seen in combat.
Oh, let's go, you're on.
you ready three two one is he gonna cheat you can't do that
I even skipped an orb just to win this.
Where is he going?
I
Can't believe I'm doing this
victory victory hope at all hey I thought you wanted to race
whoa get pretty pretty fast for big
I win
Beat Pigsy to the top of the decaying pyre.
Can you lose this?
Or you can't lose this.
Have any clue about you or something?
Monkey. Monkey.
Oh, monkey.
Yeah.
Yes, that's kind of obvious.
I'll use my grapple to get us both down, huh?
Great.
Yo, it's Sesc Sonabraal, thanks to 84, and it's tricky again, thanks to 21.
Just two bros being dudes.
on a boat we're not having that conversation again
What about me? I have played Heavenly Sword. I streamed it not super long ago.
Alright, we got all the health upgrades. Very nice. Twice as much health. Now in
terms of shield that's block strength I feel like I don't really need anything
I should just upgrade the the shots
There's no way there's no way 77277 is less than 1% you mean you mean top 1%
Oh, no.
No. Um, our G.dals can never get flushed.
It's too important.
It's too far to jump, show me your cross.
Yeah, uh...
A large needle get flushing to get one of the hundred million numbers.
Yeah, maybe.
Wait, can she do something here?
There must be a way up there.
No, I don't think so.
I hear.
No yellow paint, man.
shiny objects instead
Let's do the second walkway.
Watch out!
I'm so distraught.
Hi, my lord.
You ready, monkey?
I'm ready.
Let's go.
I'm ready.
That doesn't seem ssssssssssssssssssssss.
time to, uh, hey!
Where do I make him charge?
Anywhere I guess.
Oh yeah! Robogorg!
The finisher is sick.
Yeah!
That's like actually a very very good finisher
You see your way up there
Yeah over here
Yeah, this game is pretty repetitive, but like
But it's not the gameplay you play it for, I mean, I'm sure some people play it for
the gameplay, but I want to know what's going to happen with the dynamic between the characters.
You got to try Metal Arms glitch in the system.
Never heard of this.
Can you unlock more weapon combos?
Nope.
I'll play the mountain later, no, the plans.
Can I draw from here?
No.
I play to witcher one and two
help me across I think witcher one is
like one of the greatest RPGs of all time. It's, it's so good.
Hey, you.
Okay. We've got the supercharger. Let's get back to Pigsie and see what's next.
Blinded to 136?
Character knows what he's doing.
I used to do RNG to log in on phone, but wanted to do it once on desktop and then got a top 1% roll when I was signed in.
Yeah. Yeah. I am sure.
Yeah, that happened to me too by the way, alright?
That happened to me too, alright?
Uh, but I was not logged in.
No, I believe you live, I believe you.
Uh, hmmm.
Nice, Captain Gats or Noice.
Yes.
Top 2% with an anomaly.
Yo, Lois, uh...
Nice, yes.
You got this. No problem.
Wow. Nice shot, Lucky. Oh, thank you very much. Oh, it was okay. You see, he's trying to contain his anger, but, but, uh, yeah, no, it's seeping out, man. I think he's gonna lash out and crush out.
He likes her? No. That's what she wants her to think.
He wants her to clean.
Okie dokie.
You should be able to get across now.
Favorite crash out last shot of this year has been a tough disarm between the question mark or
or elitic and ages done in 12 princess was question mark incident this year
i'm stuck there's machinery in the way
let me see what i can do there's still power i should be able to start the machinery up okay
and do it
I'm stuck. There's machinery in the way.
Let me see what I can do. There's still power. I should be able to start the machinery up.
Okay. Then do it.
jump my oh the answer was yes
Oh
My god
I'm brazil thanks to the 53 bro. I'm stuck here. There's no way across throw me across
I'll throw a bomb. You said you would shoot it, monkey.
Tripp, you think you can make that jump?
This one's easy. There's a console room over there. Let me check it out.
Yes. This controls the hydraulics. Let me get them working.
I mean, if you can somehow remove the screen check in that game, I'd probably play it,
but I don't think you can.
all right turn him then you you you
Let's keep moving.
We're almost there.
Roger that.
Cool.
I liked Witcher 3's combat. I liked pressing the dodge button and having my hitbox completely
disappear. I did play the one in Musha demo. It was very easy, but it was really cool.
The animations are insane.
to get across
Okay, I see the heat sink monkey if you can get me up there I can release it
It looks like we've got company to monkey pig see can you take care of those mechs? No problem
You got a moment
get me a moment to get in position
alright your moments up buddy I'm going in
I'm gonna face it
Why you don't die to a focus attack?
I was like the only enemy in the game that doesn't do that.
Was it after breakfast today? I didn't.
I had no breakfast today actually.
No breakfast!
Let's try to get these cranes working.
I guess I had a coffee.
That was it.
I had a bank meeting.
bank meeting I think you can get to the crane from that platform so I stole a
coffee from the coffee machine
I got you back
What's a classic Swedish breakfast?
Uhhh, I don't know.
Yeah, what is it?
I don't know.
Egror, huh?
Oh, yeah, true.
I guess.
Filmiöl kufling mor.
Aå.
Nå sånt då.
Fuck, I can't jump up here.
Uh, I don't eat any caviar.
My countless caviar is so good, though.
Might start eating it again with boiled egg and then you slice it with an egg slicer?
Oh my god, that's actually so good.
I gotta get that.
Right now I only eat two toasts and two fried eggs.
I got so much health and so much shield that I can just chill through these segments now man.
Egg slicer, can't you just cut it with a knife?
What?
I
Okay all done
Okay, I'm ready. I can move the cranes from here. Just say one
Though you haven't had a breakfast daily in like 15 years
You need egg slicer.
We can't reach the heat sink from the side.
over now it's you haven't had that in a while but i do miss it though especially like bait
overnight oh it's god damn this good shit
there's the switch that controls the other crane can you get over there
uh you're out of waiting to get me over there
fried oats yeah air fried oats yeah but that's how I did my baked oats in the
air fryer is so nice
so hacking nice hope I'm going the right way I think I am yeah let's go
of the way sometimes you eat a beat looks but get from your ship on your way to work
if you're really hungry in the morning.
I don't even know what that is, Malton. I obviously know
Veatler Spaghetti, but I'm trying to place, like,
is it just a ready-made sandwich?
Because you can buy frozen Veatler Spaghetti and have them in the oven.
I can't reach it. You're gonna have to get over here and throw me up. Okay, I'll find a way to get you
I will well, I can see a route to if I can just get over there
What?
How?
It's done by getting a small cut to fill a guarded butter.
You set it in the microfiber for 15 seconds.
Okay, I see, I see, yeah.
Wherever, whenever.
We're meant to be together.
What was this game about?
Helping her to the west.
Actually, no, you're not help- well, you are helping her, but you're forced to do it because she kills you otherwise.
So you're like both a cuck and a bitch.
Yeah, pretty much, yeah, I guess.
I am very excited to see how this is going to wrap up.
I
F**king hate the focus attack, but it will just go wherever.
The moment you press it, it would just face away from an enemy, and you have to hold the stick towards the enemy.
It's so weird.
That's exactly what happened there, by the way.
Whenever!
Wherever!
For men to be together!
Gotta start my timer now.
Got it.
Do you see what I mean there?
The first hit just faces away from the enemy so they don't get hit by it.
It's so weird, man.
That was close, now let's get this thing and get the hell out of here.
Alright, we got the thing though.
Juana, they started two.
The last hit is the most important, yeah.
Like if he didn't do that 180 turn around on the first day, I would have stung him with it and he would have lost it.
It's not a big deal, but it's just, it's just annoying.
Oh, actual cutscene.
Tripp enslaved me, and if I don't do what she says she causes me a lot of pain.
And if I still don't do what she says, she kills me.
All right.
It's just I was sort of a fanciful chance of myself, Tripp.
But if there's something over between you, I'd respect that.
I'm not the kind of guy to go muscling in the hazy.
She can hear every word we say.
If you want to take your chances go ahead
Oh, that was chapter 10.
Chapter 11. The Old Battlefield.
It's 14 chapters now, so I'll easily be able to finish it.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive.
Plasma damage, doubles the damage a plasma blast doesn't hit me.
Doubles?
Wait, that's insane.
Quadruples the damage your plasma blast does to an enemy. Why haven't I bought those?
That is ridiculous. I'm buying that shit
It already deals like really high damage you kill enemies through three shots
I need ammo obviously
I'm buying that shit a sub
I'm not sure what the fuck is this in order to reach?
How about you cover me instead of
Yeah, I guess I'll fucking die big Z
I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
Why competition?
I cannot believe I'm alive. Shut up, Jack.
Look at my health region. I'm invincible.
I'm fucking invincible!
Can I buy this upgrade yet now?
46.
How much do I need for this?
Yeah, double as the damage a plasma blast does.
And then I'm gonna quadruple that shit.
I should probably get the ammo.
Damn this upgrade is already insane!
And help team where the fuck is team?
Yo yo come here
Thanks
of
the
how much for how much for ammo ammo increase it's 10k okay let's buy that
that too.
How are the games so far?
I mean gameplay is pretty meh, but the story and like the characters and some of the dialogue
is actually really good.
How'd we get out of here?
I don't know.
Wow, it's dark in here.
Doesn't smell too good either.
It wasn't me.
Yeah, allow me.
Here's a breath of fresh air.
Oh, shut up.
Now we haven't seen an Andy jump-stair in a while.
No, no, no.
It's been hit before it.
to be a little jumpy and how'd you know that there's a power cell here
i'll float over it plenty of well cool robot
minus one
wow look at this place i wonder where this place freaks around i don't know
But Orbas man Orbas
You never seen or heard of this game?
I've heard of it a long time ago and Chad has brought it up a few times like every year
and I was always curious what it was.
Now I know and I will finish it and see how it ends.
Let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
You use a long-haired product.
What?
Next up ahead.
Okay, let me deal with this.
No, I haven't played jack-and-jack before.
Okay, when you're ready, monkey.
Always ready, Pigsy.
Yeah, the enemies are literally like where you are.
What is Uncle even on about?
Did she just die?
Oh wow.
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
Oh, wow. Oh, okay. That's cool.
Free humanoid loo kong? Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, don't worry. She will do that just fine on her own.
Yeah, it's a huge mech.
Come on, let me be there.
Same guy who's directing the movie, crowbar at the script for this, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Now, guess you appear to have nice creams stuck in your head.
Oh yeah, I haven't played Dark Sector, I know what it is though.
Oh, that's the power, so we are lucky.
Everyone just sitting there, so I should just.
That look is good.
Don't get it, right?
Yeah.
OK.
Oh one thing monkey what what you have for the rhino rhino
I am going to be making great 10.
I am gonna be making great 10.
Oi-oi-oi! The bad time!
Monkey! It's your day!
Now that they've got go screw yourself, you fat freak!
Monkey! I'm being serious!
You're gonna make it possible!
I'll tell you what, I don't know if it's like you know, this doesn't even come close to make us even!
There you come, belly-in.
Throw more, big-seat.
Come on!
Did he even take damage?
Oh, yeah, he did it.
I feel like the second bomb didn't deal anything.
What do you mean, he's half hell?
This isn't as the end of circus games, yep.
I'm fucking dead.
Yeah
Don't worry guys I got this shit
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, the regen is so good.
It is.
Boy!
Okay, I'm fine.
Oh yeah, a hand also.
There?
Did I go?
You should've head turned by a monkey!
Don't know what you're talking about!
And if you had any sense, you wouldn't be trying to hit my girl!
We've just lost our father!
So that's your game, huh?
You should've been a cryer!
Crazy! Crazy like a fuck!
No! No! Like a pig!
Come on
Black pink in your area
What a banger black pinks got some bangers, dude
I
I think Blackpink is good. I haven't listened to them in forever though.
Oh yeah, that's gotta be it.
We are ready to go.
A monkey, a piggy, a teenage girl.
Gonna take them out of the slayfus.
And we're ready!
It's fourth in chapter, so
Not much left
Really? Well, how unusual. I certainly don't know anything about that.
Unidentified craft, please transmit your landing codes.
The landing codes?
Affirmative, transmit your landing codes, or we will be forced to assume your ship is hostile and we will open fire.
Yeah, copy. Just a minute.
Well, uh, my landing codes are, uh, the one.
One?
Yes, one what?
This is it
What is going on
Are you fucking nuts there?
Ah, come on!
Let me try!
I am trying!
Come on, this way.
Yo, me too, thanks for the Wadi Lab file, dude. Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Subs are in some kind of hang out. It's behind that door
You all be nod rams
We might hop on a whore if there's time I it looks like they won't be
You play as that big C in the DLC, right?
Yeah, that's big C, yeah.
Big C, please, bro.
I don't have a fear of water for this.
Spirit Wadiah, thanks for the freeee, thank you.
That's part of me to play an older game like this.
Oh, China's told me to play this for years.
Sometimes it's nice to play a game that just takes like a stream to finish.
People have been asking me if I'm gonna finish RPGs from yesterday.
Really, not RPG is really sure.
I could finish it tomorrow if people really wanted to do so.
I don't mind.
time
Okay
This is all game. Yes
of the room. You can use them to turn cars around.
Do I need that in the police, bro?
Yeah, Witcher 3 doesn't take one stream though, or maybe in virus, you know?
That's a liiiitle bit longer.
It does if you flush it.
True.
I just finished watching Obsession that redefined the word for the only shit.
It's great.
It's very good.
I'm not seeing movie
Okay, let's see.
Hey, you.
Okay, shall I reverse?
uh
Tread Reverse
Forward
ff16 was a peak epic movie.
What am I doing this for, I think I'm doing this right?
It looks good.
Yeah.
And then reverse.
Job's done.
Am I sponsored with any other streamers than this?
Oh no, I have no corporal lined up.
Nothing at all.
I'm going to get you.
Great work.
You need to turn the other platform around, though.
There's a catwalk above you.
Really?
I
Reverse
Forward
can I climb over here? I think I can. Yeah, there's a plan. Those are brand-risk and
Swedish blunders
What's going up? I don't know. I'm just thought about it
all right we flip this now we're done
reverse
am I I'm so confused what's my
what's my goal here reverse I guess for I've done everything she asked me to do
so maybe it works now but that one's gonna go all the way in so how is this
gonna work
forward
I literally just did exactly what she told me go here and flip this with reverse
like I think I'm gonna flip it around again and then just reverse them or forward them
both because then they're both gonna go in but why did she tell me to go flip it
then that makes no sense
absolute bait
all right got you
I can't get up there.
You'll have to follow the sub on flight.
Okay.
Stand back, pigs. He's going to blow the doors.
Look at how pigs eat lots of this shit.
According to the schematics, we just need to ride this down to the airlock.
That will be in the open water.
I have played Darksatter all of them are said like Genesis
We good
it
Roger that ball
Did I watch Terminator Genesis no is that the one we're pushing bill lashed out
I'm trying. Try harder.
That was salvage.
You'll be fine, Fleecey.
You'll be okay.
I can just face things, because I am so powerful.
Oh no, you're about to go into the tank.
Wow, I'm fucking busy man, shut up!
Oh yeah, no problem, yeah.
I got you.
No!
See? No problem!
Yep!
shut up man I'm fucking working here
I think that's the last of them, save again on that console, you ever want to do?
Yeah, yeah, press the blue button, right?
Nothing happened, but it is switched on.
Okay, in that case, you have to activate the Bay 5 frequency algorithm.
Of course he's angry, Bigsy is coping with him.
We're so back.
Oh I can get the quadruple damage now.
Game again, game again.
Yeah, quadruple's the damage of a plasma blast does to an enemy.
That is ill-nasty.
That's actually insanely nasty.
Uh, yeah.
I'm not sure what else.
But DMC Devil may cry after this game.
Donte?
But I could get like ammo increase, stun time.
It's pretty alright plasma penetration will go hard though, then you can shoot multiple enemies with one
Come here loser be my pinata
Oh monkey, you'd better get out of the way!
No way!
I just swung on him back!
Oh, my Jesus, why did he beat me?
He's coming!
I do like that part of the combat.
One of them you can like to have an execution that does different things, which is pretty
cool.
Dude, I one shot the robots.
Holy.
Yeah, they're dead already.
That's just how I roll.
This is mere gun to me though.
Hey, there's no one dropping in the water!
Why? I can't swim!
Well, yeah, you know I picked him out of a real great time's work.
Where is the dude that's shooting?
I hear him, but I don't see him.
Okay.
Ah, we're good.
I'm dead.
Yeah, that's okay.
You're the best friend!
I'm always my god.
Stop!
Dead. Dead. Anyone else?
Dead. God damn that's overpriced.
The moment we met, all you ever done is...
No, never mind.
Stop! Shut up and get in.
Oh, that was Chapter 12.
Penultimate!
Chapter 13.
Grand Theft.
There's 14 chapters.
Easy time to finish this.
So this beast has four legs.
Each shackle to the reservoir floor.
Okay, then we travel to each shackle point and turn and set explosives.
You let the figure out how to switch the engine on while I get to the control room.
And you, Jethro the Micon, are you?
What could possibly go wrong?
This way!
Do it! No!
Whoa! It's huge! This machine is more incredible than my wildest dreams!
What did you just say?
This machine is more incredible than my wildest dreams!
That's not what you said.
Come on. Let's just keep going.
Terminal. Wait here.
Okay, I have the schematics. The anchor points are above us. Monkey, there's a route up.
I've coded the dragonfly to lead the way. All you have to do is follow it.
Sure.
Okay, help me. My way up.
No, I'm not gonna get through there. I have to find a different way up.
Yeah.
Wait, Neo 3DL Sealer adding sword and shield style?
Oh, that's cool.
I need you with me, monkey. Get up here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's Orbs.
Though I really don't need any more upgrades.
Woo!
I really don't need any more upgrades.
I guess I could take the ammo upgrade, but I'm not going to run into that much ammo at this point in the game anyways.
Oh, I fucks close like twenty-one.
Is this game good?
I mean it's alright for like a playing-thru.
It's like classic PS3, Xbox 360 type game, you know.
I want to do a full playthrough of,
but would I just, would I replay this and stuff?
No.
Okay, what am I doing here?
Oh, I didn't walk far enough.
Thank you.
Yeah, imagine holding in this barn now.
I mean I could but I'm not sure about the main character.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'm here!
Can you see the way through? It's above you.
Ella has mom hands confirmed. Wait, what is that? Mom hands have heat resistance?
The end complete has four couplings. We need to pull them off to release the leg.
I'll throw some more bombs.
What? How did I miss? And what do you mean? Throw the bomb then! Oh my God!
This is chapter 13, yeah, chapter, there's 14 chapters, so.
I like how there's no clear defined bad guy in this game.
Oh wait, it is! It's the girl!
Wait! Andy Serkis!
I see you, Andy!
Andy Serkis in the Grand Canyon.
Okay, see you again, Rocky.
Malanguilish, what is he saying?
The whole game is an elaborate plot to show his vacation pictures.
Yeah.
It's starting to feel that way.
Okay, we've got some little couples to deal with.
How's it going, Tripp?
Just so you know, they're cutting through.
I'm stealing the inner doors, but they'll be in here soon.
Okay.
See me get it, monkey.
I won't play Manus Returns, yes.
I'm up here man, there might be orbs and shit.
What?
Almost done.
Guess I'll jump down then.
There we go.
Is this guy the monkey king?
No, it's just very based on Journey to the West.
I mean, he's obviously mega-boo-kong-inspired.
Very paced.
He's named his monkey. Yeah, he doesn't have a like an actual name. That's what they call
Oh, man.
Whatever.
Hey, it fucking works.
Ah, fuck it.
Oh, I can't jump on this.
It's just janky.
Nice.
His name is Munker. Munker.
I'm browsing old junk, find out there is some metal gear rising, revenge patch that supposedly fixes 800 by 600 problem.
There it is.
Was that ever really a problem though? Wasn't it just that I hadn't upgraded the... I don't know.
I don't remember.
Alright, plasma penetration.
Alright.
The final boss parry, yeah, but I hadn't upgraded like the meter for it.
That's why it was stuck.
Average dark of like town.
Thank you.
These two are in good points.
Is it just me, or is this the most beautiful piece of machinery you've ever seen?
I mean, I really get off on it.
I mean, really get off on it.
You know, I don't think we need to know that.
But I really do get off of it
Okay through here
Wow this must be the power core
They must have found every power cell in a 500 mile radius we'll need to come back here and jump starter when we've done the couplings
I'll get this door open oh bad
Stay away from her Pigsy
Now that pig knows he has no chance with girl he's gone full gooner
Yeah, actually, yeah, let's take a look
There's the next anchor point
There's the other
Both points in here I will show you the way should be easy work
the
Ok.
Uhhhhhhh.
Feels thin to him.
Wait, can I make this jump?
Oh.
There's some jumps that are like looking insane.
Doesn't look like it can make them
You believe I'm staying up late to see the end of this yeah, you want to see it, don't you?
I also
Let's see if monkey rips her head off. Yes
Sure brother
Okay, time for some more time to practice.
Time for him to get his 4 ringmaster within this collection. Yes, I am.
There's one. It's a small monkey. I'll chuck another bomb for you.
No, watch it, monkey! I need this thing to work.
How am I...
Yo, frozen. Games all right. Now we're at the end of it, so...
In a seo it ends.
Yeah, I'm working guys, I
Right.
Wow.
Okay.
This is the last one.
I've sent this thing free.
There's one.
God, you're so lucky.
I'm chucking a bow for you.
Last one yeah, yeah, yeah
She's free this way back to the power core
This is the second last chapter, it's probably over half of this chapter.
You get to the control room and stand by monkey you stay with me and buy me some time
I got my penetration plasma. We're good
Okay, got it
I need to rub power to each of the four legs
Sounds like the max are on their way
All over the Lincoln conduits one at a time you should see the first one coming down now alert. I'll see you
I see it.
Position locked.
Power on lines.
Okay.
I have nothing without my glass
I got it.
There is no different combos, no.
There is like some...
You can do like wide attacks, you have a parry, but...
And you have a focus strike, but like combo-wise, oh no.
Not really.
It's literally square, square, square, square, square, or triangle, triangle.
That's it.
How many have like different attacks?
You can bury a jackcat.
You can.
What do you mean I'm literally winning?
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Next!
Oh shit, wait, this is actually kind of a bad...
What a berserk
What and then there's fucking time on his miss FB
Okay
All right good
third one this is almost final boss yeah this is the end of the second last chapter
I believe I am just guessing but I think so
aww it doesn't penetrate shields I need blue stuff
What?
Dude, I want to play.
What?
I want to play.
What?
Seems like they do have a lot of health, all these things, so we're good.
Oh fuck, there's a guy over there.
LONG TAG!
GOAL!
NOOOOOOO!
Come on, execution.
Yes.
Now use him to kill the Elder.
There.
Boom!
Alright.
We're safe?
I'm not gonna lose. There's no chance.
Yeah, what is the thingy doing?
I need blue star.
I need to boom, Sam.
Yes!
Watching home stream and your game
of
the
All right.
have we won yet come on trip fucking
how many enemies are this is more than and I'm fucking with my ass
yeah this really does feel like the final goal
I'm nearly there. I'm nearly there.
Damn it. We did it.
Gamera is criminal it is
Huh.
Time to get this thing moving.
Now, it's weird because there's no like clear bad guy in this game.
So what now?
I've been wanting to talk to you, but there never seems to be a time when I found my father
dead.
I'm not trying to excuse what I'm talking about, but I know this is wrong, I have no
I have no right to unslave you than anyone does.
What have you done?
There's nothing controlling you anymore.
So I can...
I can just leave.
If that's what you want.
Yeah, he's into it.
Chapter 14 Pyramid
What's going on?
That...
Pure mid.
Your son is real.
I'm turning into Ken's father.
I'm so much detected.
In case you're in trouble.
We got bleeps just getting through!
Get in it now!
Move!
Yeah, he is connected with her when it's on, yeah, and they're not done with her job yet.
So, they have the strongest weapon in the world.
Can they just blow this pyramid to smithereens?
Here we go.
Wait, did I just say that was a lot?
last chance to upgrade. I think so. Flash for a few, like, splits I get. I don't need it though.
the
of
They say
Okay
chapter 14 pyramid yeah this is your last chance to upgrade I don't really need anything
I miss that one
LUL
The plasma beam is so powerful
Oh what? Oh we got a... a... a... a... a...
Gyori battle. No, um...
Like a monster battle, Godzilla.
It's like a Kaiju, yeah.
The Storfa.
I
They're more than that because I ain't see shit not blind not blind not blind
Don't give a shit.
Hey, 1075%
You're ready to fire.
A little bit greedy, a little bit.
I had too much faith in my health region.
That moved!
Okay, so the first one decides to stay longer than the other one and after three of them that's that's cool sick game
sick game
All right, I'm just gonna be
Yeah, it stays on for longer on the third one
Listen learned.
See, well, little patience, little patience gets you so far.
You're a leech, eh?
Got him!
No more leeches? No? We're good.
Why am I deluding these orbs when I can't even upgrade anymore? Just go.
I can't at 75%
Oh, too long!
That 63 in left makes me 18
I don't care, I'm based on anything.
of
death
of
death
of
I'm going to stop throwing and get some air on that one.
see when the gamer looks in it's just no hit
of
the
fact
the
silent laser is the deadliest laser
the sun isn't that a laser true true oh here we go
legend wait for it very
Man, I'm trying to hit the guy- How is this missing?
There we go.
I can't fucking hit that!
Fuck yeah!
That was tight.
What the hell is this scot-a-fucking-a-do?
Just crush it!
and
Okay
No, because I'm quadruple cannon damage
of
the
We just murder and rip and tear until it is done.
Oh, all right.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
I think it's just like previous life or something like that.
I can't hit the target from here.
I need to get harder on the trip out the end of it.
He used to be under circus.
Right.
of
What's he doing?
What the fuck is?
Well, it's not done, because there's another valve on the other side.
They've just pissed it off!
Holy shit!
I'm out of here!
What?
Oh.
Oh
All right, I'm out of here for this shit
Now it's time for this valve.
I guess the others are getting shot.
Wait, what?
of
being able to shoot shot these insane
alright working on it
Oh
Yeah, he's got weak points on his face too doesn't he
Yeah, I guess you can know there's little difference
I am not even fighting you.
I'm doing the R5 cold war.
I'm doing the R5 co-op with Mika.
I don't think she ever played it.
Alright, you can whiff one shot here.
But the gamer doesn't need that
All right, I know the drill
All right, there it is.
What's going on?
Help! It's retreating!
Get Jesus right here!
Slow down, slow down!
It's not gonna be that easy.
What the fuck?
I will!
It's the Krupp brothers!
It's them what we do!
Okay I scanned it!
My scan shows several critical points!
Why shooting them?
I'm working for you now!
What the fuck?
Huh?
Be gone!
Or not!
This flight is very long, yeah.
Oh my god, it's like fucking car wash now.
of
I
Do it give up
Yeah, I mean
Yeah, I'm fucking I can't
The thing is I don't have any issues
I can't point wait now I can okay fuck it whatever
No, it's fine. It's fine. We got it
All right, I'm doing the thing let's go yep
One
two three
how about play tronbo no i don't think so
let's go wangby
Then I'm gonna blow it's freakin brains out
Here I go
We've done it!
Not quite, I'm afraid.
Five more.
Big one destroyed.
Shield of focusing.
We got no chance.
What are we gonna do?
I have one last plan.
What would happen?
If I rerun an old weapons palette to the engine.
I'll run him over.
Oh.
Take a monkey.
Oh, I see.
It's not the only way!
You have to be clear of the blast, radius!
Monkey!
Do it! Do it now!
We have to stop the monkey now!
You better run real far.
I
Pillow
Oh, was it cheaply called smokey bacon, I didn't see it.
Oh, he's not a Mulsar mind?
Is this the man behind it all?
Stop!
What are you doing here?
Why are you attacking me?
Who are you?
I am a pyramid.
It's you who's been attacking us.
I have enslaved no one.
I rescue people from the wasteland.
I give them life.
You give them life?
What do you mean?
You do not understand what pyramid is.
I can explain.
Pyramid is the memories of one man who lived before the war.
We store his memories off the world that once was.
I am pyramid.
I am that man.
But I am more than a memory.
I am more than an archive.
I am...
...an arc.
pictures. That's what I've been seeing through the headband. You are seeing the world that
they shan't me. They are not slaves. They are citizens. They have jobs. They have marriages.
bring up their children. Their children go to schools. You have no schools. You have
mechs. Your world is a wasteland in which you fight to survive. Paramet is a world in
in which you can live.
But you are
destroying this world
for the sake of the old one.
See for yourself.
See what they have
before you take it away.
Go on.
Put on the mask.
Just wait. Trust me.
Monkey?
Monkey!
It's...
It's beautiful.
Oh
It's done.
Did I do the right thing?
That was the question in it.
Hey, you!
Take your realist for that, I didn't figure.
Hello, where's complete all chapters on hard?
Oh, there it is.
Damn.
She enslaved us, used us to get to Pyramid, and then ripped all people's happy visions
away from them.
Wow.
Amazing.
Thank you, Tripp.
Sick.
Hey.
How do we do it tomorrow?
Arkham Asylum?
Yeah, uh, and John, you know, it's 49, and Vorken, it's like 23, you know what I'm saying?
That's a heck.
Oh, no, the RPG.
I couldn't finish the RPG tomorrow.
The one from yesterday, Forsaken.
I will never remember the name of this.
apparently it's very short yes let's see it
My heart stung, empty and still,
Seven kids in a cell, this world's-
An Archimus Alam is just like a stream lawn, right?
Crash with the ears, out to-
De Niro.
The Chua visit to the west was the friends we made along the way.
Thanks, Sandy Circus.
Yeah, I remember that.
I've played Arkham Asylum in Arkham City, but I haven't played the ones after that.
Thursday I'm going to play Mistfall Hunter, I'm going to try for sure, then Machine Parties
out which I'd love to play with the lads.
Friday I'm live but very early because I'm going to go early.
Then Saturday I'm gone this week.
Asylum people want to be figured out most sidesteps.
Yeah, city is definitely way longer, yeah.
Did I like this zoom call ending?
Yeah, that was funny.
He just showed up in his black shirt.
Record.
I thought you were joking when you said we saw Andy Serkis memories, but it was really him?
Yeah, it was him! You can see him in some of the pictures, like with his family or something.
Yep.
For now.
Oh, something short could do, I guess.
Look, look, oh, this game has 58 achievements.
God damn.
I don't think babysitter is that short, is it?
I don't think so this guy's five and a half hours in it
but above the shut their story them oh yeah you keep telling me about that
But...
Hmm...
Needs to be longer.
It's a fun one-hour game.
Seems to be about an hour yet.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
Could also save it for tomorrow, y'know?
H-H-H-H-H..
Ba ba ba. Ffft me, it's cold.
Mistfall tomorrow? I don't think Mistfall's out tomorrow. It's the 30th.
Yeah.
Oh, it says 29th in the program material.
The Steve says 30th.
Oh.
Oh, interesting.
No, we could play like a short horror.
Um.
Matt, someone is like,
What is this? Linkmin is like, cave game?
I'm kinda curious about that.
Oh shit, what was this? And the copia?
Damn.
This is point thing, click horror.
Oh yeah, it's this one, right.
Cool.
It really exists at 3am Swedish time on the 30th.
also like 6 p.m. 29 they don't beat the game I did yeah it was all right I mean
it definitely got repetitive though definitely
but above but above above above above above above above above
Arcadia cafe oh it's a fucking dank like let me see
It's so hard to see how long it is, I think I have like half an hour, I think I have
like five hours.
Arcadia Cafe, let me see this.
I've never heard of this.
And I've played like most of these in April, oh can you turn off this horrible VHS effect?
Horrible VHS effect man, maybe you can turn it off though, I don't know.
VHS makes me feel like I'm interlacing and jittering a lot of videos, you know, at X-ray Immersion.
I don't like those, when you cannot turn it off.
HYUH!
VHS slope.
VHS slope?
Job slope horror, yeah.
Play one round of CS2?
No?
I don't think I will. No? I don't think I will do that. I know there's been like very short horror games, but I don't think they're on steam. They're like, like, itch or something.
or something.
Fucking hell, wow.
Look at the original, loading dark, but not now.
Refer to this clip as to why Ella will not play CS2.
Shut up.
He didn't die, right?
Dude, what the fuck?
Come on then, peek motherfucker, where you at?
You're down here, aren't you?
There's no way.
Fuck.
C'mon then, peek motherfucker! Where ya at? You're down here, aren't you?
There's no way.
No.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
What the fuck, you god! It's fucking dumbass clip dude! Fuck!
Ugh.
I all day for that shit and I never looked back.
Tomorrow Philistics, oh is League of Legends classic tomorrow?
Man I want to play this but I think I don't want to go so fucking mega late
Oh, it's a 90% it's what it's really use
Corruption of champions, what is that?
Oh, he's not here.
Nightmare Hospital?
Uh...
What the fuck is this?
This is some...
It makes me think of Alien Hospital.
Yeah, it looks like it's Sloppy Slop Slop.
Wait, what is this Midnight Snack?
This is free to play.
Short first-person horror game where you wander through an eerie forest using the dials of a microwave.
Right.
Oh yeah!
stories to tell the Stoneville incident yeah wait yeah this could be cool I've
actually heard things about this one I think it it's 15 to 20 minutes let's
play this one let's play this one this could be fun man
perfect thank you oh yeah I do want to play Batman game soon even if I don't
know tomorrow in my bat suits all right but but but but what up at the nef room
What's it called? Stories to tell. The Stoneville Incident.
There we go. Sick.
Oh, game is almost downloaded.
Yeah, it's part of the charity checklist, dude.
I almost started setting up the, um, the, uh, poll today, but then I realized I was getting
late to the dentist, so now I'm going to have to wait another two months.
No. It'll be up soon. It'll be up soon. You know, it'll be up soon, you know.
What did I just extract?
I messed something up. Hold on.
I have to read that left hey you know one bit well yeah I do have two pole that
poles yeah cuz I accidentally ordered two is it a one you haven't gone through
dentist in five years to him. Yeah, I have to get new uh, Invisalign... sheets.
No, but I got my uh, bat suit. Well, I get it tomorrow. At least I should get it tomorrow.
And then I want to play Batman like Arkham Asylum or something. I have played Arkham
Asylum, but it was a very long time ago. Very long. All right, here we go. I'll
I don't know how to play, I will fuck this up.
Stoneville...
and...
C...
Down...
But the bum-dum-ba-ba-dum-bum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-bum-ba-dum-ba.
I'm extracting it, I'm not sitting here just fucking... doing nothing.
See?
you
Got him a Roy
Yeah, I go dentist
routinely
It's very nice man. You got to take care of your teeth, man
Yeah, but I kind of want to play Arkham Asylum though that that game is cool. It's been so
long.
Yeah, you gotta floss every day.
I don't even know what that is, if Moe.
This game is more shader compilation than that RPG I played yesterday.
And this game is 15 to 20 minutes long.
So, Matt, you know, Cyber takes 56, King Brown takes 74.
Is this?
Why the hell did I start with a look so ass?
Graphics.
This is coming to Steam soon.
Take.
I have never heard or seen this game ever.
Never ever.
Alright let's go!
Story's Tale Nightmare 2 Stoneville Incident.
Story's Tale is a psychological horror game series developed by a 16 year old game dev
Where each installment is based on a dream such nightmare me the developer has had.
More instalments coming soon.
Alright.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
Hi, my name is Zibax on the internet.
Mr. Zibax, are you here?
I had this nightmare some time ago.
I clearly remember recording a YouTube vlog about my move into a new house.
That's where the nightmare began.
Let's see, is this recording already? Yes. Good afternoon people and welcome to a new vlog about
my dance. As you know, this is officially my first night at my new house, so let's go
just a little house tour
too dark
Actually, the house is edited.
Yeah, it is.
That's nice.
Hold up.
Is the bedroom here to the left?
Oh, no.
It's definitely...
It's very edited, though.
That's cool.
here's my kid sham don't forget to leave a like if you enjoy the content
subscribe and ding the bell
and smash it
oh here's the buff
alright well I've done my vlogging
Yeah, non-working mirrors.
Pues hasta aquí el House Tour.
What did you think? Comment below. And thinking about it, I think it's time to prepare something to eat.
hours of December 28th. Hours later, all communication within was lost.
Several teams searched the house and surrounding area in the following days, but found no trace
of the officer. Authorities have temporarily closed the investigation due to a lack of
conclusive evidence. Anyone with info related to the case is urged to contact the Stoneville
Police Department.
Seriously, nothing to eat? I should have pizza in the fridge downstairs.
Pizza in downstairs? Let's go.
Did they have a nightmare about being a blogger?
Understandable.
Yo, what up guys? It's Mr. Elejazz coming at you with a brand new video.
Today we're doing a new house vlog and it just so happens I'm looking for my
pizza in the basement somewhere. Is this going to be daily quiz? I feel like it will.
I hear this, I'm blind.
What?
I wish I had saved pizzas here before.
What?
Turn off some titles.
I mean, I understand it completely because of my extensive Duolingo training,
but chat might not get it, you know, so I gotta leave the subtitles on.
I have done my Duolingo, yeah.
Shit, I missed what he said, chat.
I was thinking of Duolingo.
Oh, he's gonna shower?
Okay, thank you.
I see, no he's not.
What the fuck?
Where is the...
or photographic
you would hope to co-op slopkamer
you have to only speak spanish
right
I have a baseball
I guess I'll head to Betty's this
Yes, sorry.
You gotta use the ball for him?
I'm going to the basement.
It's in the basement.
Bro is vlogging his piss dude. That's how you make it nowadays, man. You gotta stand out
You gotta farm clips and do unhinged shit
I gotta turn on the exterior electrical panel. Oh, we gotta go outside
Oh
Shit that was fucking weekly like monthly quests
Oh
Hey, be careful, kid, you're the new owner, aren't you?
Yes, well, I just wanted to check that everything is going well.
This area has been giving problems for a long time.
Problems?
Nothing to worry about, although we recently lost one of the forces around here.
You lost it? What do you mean?
You know what? Better forget it, okay? I have a good night.
Okay.
Dude, my ears are fucking bleeding.
I'm not flushing! This game is like 20 minutes long.
I'm winning, dude.
Oh wait, I was gonna fix the power, alright.
Oh my gosh, my ears are not ready.
Dude, I'm fucking lowering the volume of this shit.
Okay.
Who the hell could it be?
I don't want to get a monthly question again.
are open back headsets less ear piercing and loud jumps considers like that I have no idea
to be honest my ears are itchy after that scare though like inside they're itchy
where is your damn camera
there
You're not going to believe this, guys.
There's an axe with blood on it outside my brand new house.
And the power just went out.
Let's have to go to the basement and flip the switch.
Oh shit, that's the car.
Don't worry, what?
Subscribe and ding the bell if you want to.
That's enough, please.
See you in part two.
That's enough. Please.
See, I told you it was a squatter.
What happened here?
I think he's cooking him.
Chad, you have five seconds to prepare for this scare, okay?
Five, four, three, two, one.
Wait, ending one out of two the true ending?
That's how my Nimer ended.
I was brutally attacked and woke up immediately.
Hope you enjoyed the game.
If you enjoyed it because you're leaving a positive review on Steam, wait, this game
was on Steam?
Oh.
It really helped me keeping in this kind of games.
Wait, so can you get another ending? Where's the other ending?
How do you get the bad ending?
Maybe just walk into the forest I guess I'm stuck
Yeah
I'm going to get you some water.
Who the hell could it be?
I'm just gonna try to like leave like when I hear the baby or some shit
You put on Ella's darksiders one bottom his accent is so strong I wouldn't be able to recognize him
There is no way my accent has always been the same since day one of streaming
Oh, you're actually, oh.
Oh, that's interesting.
It doesn't have a handle?
You know what?
I jumped out of the window while the man was chasing me.
He stood there watching me.
I hope you enjoy the game.
If you enjoy it, it's really leaving you.
Well, there it is.
Chat, all endings.
Yep.
I guess it's his house now, yeah.
Fucking A.
I'm out.
Oh, oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
At least we got to play all this shade today.
I have always been curious about this game,
about like what it was.
How's my name pronounced?
Elias.
Oh, boy.
Well, I think tomorrow,
I don't know Arkham Asylum if I can get my suit would be cool, otherwise yeah I
actually could finish this game maybe I don't know I don't know if I want to to
be honest but apparently it's very short, it is very short
So, yeah, could do Arkham, it's a charity goal, so gotta do them, gotta do them.
And that copia, I think I looked at that game, yay I looked at that game, I'm not playing
it now but maybe tomorrow.
Maybe tomorrow's brother.
Oh, below rustic gods.
Oh, this comes out tomorrow!
It could be good.
One charity goal at a time, Baritsu.
One charity goal at a time.
Alright.
No, bad Ella.
But this is out tomorrow.
It looks epic.
Man, I'm gonna get a different minigame. This one has been breaking like all the time lately
Yeah, I mean, yeah at the end of the year
Combine hot them and dance I'm gonna pull in the pool
Now I have three things I can't make combined though. That's what I that's what I want to do
outfield or slop oh yeah that looks yeah definitely or sloper you know yeah
but I might do some not not guaranteed but maybe Arkham asylum that's on steam
Right Arkham Asylum
Yeah, it is holy shit three bucks
for game of the year edition
God damn brother. Let's fucking go
That's insane
That's crazy, bro
And it's crazy, bro
All right. Yeah, thanks for watching everybody
Yeah, it was fun to play through in Slave's, he was alright, I mean he got very repetitive
but it was fun to see the story though and actually the dialogue was really good.
That's very good.
Um, might do some botmooom tomorrow man, that's actually kinda cool.
Kinda cool with a little death counter.
Wait, is this Silent almost 20 years old?
There's no way.
No way.
2010, it came out on Steam.
That game, but it looks so good, doesn't it?
The graphics are very very nice.
What am I supposed to do with Arkham Asylum?
Like a full playthrough tomorrow.
Oh 2009 was console?
Damn.
Yeah, MGS2 still looks really good.
That's true.
Tony, thanks for the 45 view. Thank you.
Anyways, I'll be back tomorrow and then Thursday I really want to try Miss Falunter and hopefully
we can do a metal machine party, I mean.
The dev from this last game was born in 2010.
That's crazy, yeah.
Anyways, thanks for watching, chat, appreciate y'all.
Bye-bye!
Anyway, thanks for watching, guys. We'll see you all. Bye-bye!
I love you guys.