I I man what a theme that is dude I finished Beast of Reincarnation man it was hilarious he larious he equals larious Is it that short? Ah, if you rush the story, yeah. It's pretty short. Chat was so funny, yeah. It was so, so fun. Nice, Mickey. Did I like it? Yelling. Batman Origins. Vengeance overall. Huh. Cool. I'm excited to see this game, dude. I have never seen Origins. And I've seen Ark of Night many years ago, but only like driving around the city a bit. I Origins I don't think I've seen literally anything Which game 21 they get Yeah, I've heard Organs has the best boss fights, yeah. Joe, I buy you wood up. He's got insane aura moments, fuck yeah. Oh, Beast of Recarnation, yeah. I have really had a good time screaming beats the reincarnation though it was so fun man chat chat crack me up so much it's the school of shea madam on them thanks to the C-14 thanks to 15 maize plays like 38 by P-110 mileage like 32 and rag knock up it's the one you love it. It was so funny man. Phantom Blade demo. Might try that or would I? I don't know. I finished Beast of Reincarnation. I went from chapter three all the way to the the end yesterday. God damn. God damn. Phantom Blade has the Nouveau, yeah. Yeah. I forget origins you can play online or you could. There's no spoilers in the Arkham Origins cinematic trailer you sure it's not bad I'm not going to chat that big, it's because this logo thing is like locked to 27 of this I think I Had our thighs sure Shit I have to redo a chat is I need to enable steam control the controller Steam input. Yeah, sir The second best Arkham game real Am I joining largest group of big walk? Oh shit, I don't know when it is. I forgot to join that server. I could do it now. Cool, well it's not today. The audio is dank on these loading things, because it's locked up to like 27 FPS I think that's why. Yeah. Damn. Damn. Oh, it looks angry. Yeah. Master, thanks for the 142, dude. Are you gonna grind all achievements? I know you got the Ricky in it, but did your Ricky get beaten? You're done. Okay, yeah. so much fun. Roger Craig Smith to go as voicing Batman and Troy Baker does Joker. Oh, who's Roger Craig Smith? Ezio, Kyle Craig. Oh, wait, Kyle Craig, isn't that Chris Redfield? Yeah! Oh! He's voicing Batman? Oh, that's cool! That's sick actually. I like it. I like him. Oh, man. Grab Alex 40. Oh, was there hints for counter stuff? Turn on or off all hints and prompts. Well, there's also hints You know Zed rocks takes 34 It's fun interactions it is okay, I'll keep it on and we'll see no biggie All of this just works. I'm not starting yet. I'm just checking the options and looking at the aura farm here. Laosigurth, thanks for the food, dude. Thank you. You're playing through all the things to me. Currently on Orgizan Awesome. Yo, let's go. I'm excited, dude. Fuck yeah, Cal, let's go. Yeah, now I'm like, I was really excited playing Arkham Asylum in city Because I know they were very good and I had already played them but I have never played origins and I've never played Arkham Knight I've never even seen a single thing from origins. I've seen a little bit from Arkham Knight when you drive around the car but Yeah, I I I haven't seen anything of origins my not a single thing Floor controls, I mean I'll keep it as there's a back to change it or was it it was inverted wasn't it? right how was the beast game yeah not worth 55 bucks that's for sure not bad thing is it starts off like pretty fun like you have the first open area yada yada you You have a boss, yada yada. And then it's like... Same boss again. And then same boss again. And then same boss again. You just fight the same bosses again. Like what the fuck is going on? And by the end of the game, I was still fighting the same enemies as the first beginning of the game. Like what the fuck? I finished it. Yeah, I did Was the final boss good It was like in the other This one is extra janky. Also the mist of Free's DLC, and this is the Goj. Alright, let's go, let's go. The final boss is the same as the others. It was cool, but yeah, they have like three moves. So you learn the fight in like 20 seconds, and then you just parry everything. It was like every other boss. Yeah, Harley Quinn DLC. Maybe I'll do the Harley Quinn DLC tonight, maybe. What is it? Like two hours long? Two and a half? I do actually want to do the Harley Quinn DLC, but it's fine to do that one after playing this game also, right? Because this game is the origins. It doesn't take place after city, right? Yeah, yeah. As long as it's before night, yeah. Yeah, because I definitely want to play the Harlequin DLC. I'm excited for it. I mean, I could do it tonight. Fuck yeah, Kavis. I love that. I love that. I'm really excited to start this game man. I'm starting in tuna minutes Mortal shell soon, yeah This is a prequel? Yeah, this is the origins. I'm all 120 FPS. The story with Origins, it was not made by Rocksteady, it was made by the French Canadians. I mean, I'll try 120 FPS and see if it like fucking glitches out. If it does, I mean we'll, we'll change it. Oh, yeah, let me know when the John is playing, please, in EWC, because I want to see his games. No, yes. Mugs, man, everyone's saying no. Thank you, Pallalia. Mr. Jagi thinks it's 17, man. And no one named Deadpool Flushed. No, I'll play it at some point. But I'm on the Bat Bride. I hope Sound Stutter... Yeah, what if the Sound Stutter is a thing for the cinematics? Because it wasn't the intro logos. I did switch the sound output though, maybe that would help. It's just the logos? Okay, cool. James, thanks to AD, thank you. We'll see, we'll see. I mean if that happens, we'll just lock it to 16, no big deal. Is this the latest game of the series? No, that's Arkham Knight. This is like the second latest I guess 15 seconds A Suicide Squad, man, come on. Three, two, one. We are starting. I am the Knights. Well, you have to complete New Game Plus. This is Permadeath. I'll play on hard. I'll play on hard. Enemies are no match to strength, gadgets, and intelligence in the Batman. A balanced, difficulty option suitable for most players. Enemies are tough, aggressive, and first-class, but you are Batman-rentiffing justice to the streets. Warning! Enemies are foster, tougher, and more dangerous right from the start. Challenges will push Batman to the limit. I should only be tempted by players who are experts at Batman Arkham Origins or the Very Brave. Yeah. I've played all of them on hard so far. It's been really fun. So... Aw dude, I'm so excited for this. I don't know, Jack. Shit. Let's go. Let me know if there's screen tearing. There shouldn't be. Because I used the same solution as for Arkham City. With Mortal Lies, so there shouldn't be, but let me know. I believe the cops are the most personal batch for spending another Christmas alone. You just ran out of time. Time for them to die. We put the rest of one of Gotham's most heinous and relentless killers. Julian Gregory Day. Commissioner Love, any comment on the rumor that it wasn't actually the cops who captured Mr. Day? There is no such thing as a bad man. Captain Gordon! Captain Gordon, Mr. All! None of the questions! No further questions! All units, contact code 10 at Blackgate Prison. Communication is down. Possible to alert them. Delta 6-4, Enrush. Dispatch 5-9, spur code 10. This is to break out. Suspect identified as Black Mask. Repeat, code 10 suspected Black Mask. Commissioner Loeb is in health captive. Repeat, Commissioner Loeb is 701. Holy. Ha-ha. Superflexion. So sick. Dude, his legs man, holy trunks. I the Oh Chris Redfield Dude, damn brother fucking hell Insane Pretty smoke Damn the physics No, please! Not a call! Oh, I'll kill you, all right. But by the time I do, that I won't be the only thing you'll miss. What is that? Oh, thank you! Oh, come on! Spend me the phone for that? I mean, try some original! Get out! Back off! No, stay away! Don't hurt me! It's a warden, Joseph. I heard the rumors, but you're not supposed to be real. I love how early this is. He's not supposed to be real. That's huge! Where is Black Mask? Yeah, no one knows about him. He's building up his rep here. you around look I just want to go home to my family what was I supposed to do okay Yeah, this is the origin game, yeah. No one really knows who Batman is. They've heard rumors, but they don't know if it's real. I Stab at To us in here, right About time he got what's coming Who says that? Oh shit! These are black masks, then. I'll make them tell me where I can find black masks. It's the bat! Let's see how that is. He's so hench dude. Goddamn. Fuck. Oh That was nasty I More bone breaking where's black mask how the hell should I know I'm going to make you talk how much pain you endure before that is in your hands I don't have time for this okay okay he said execution table with bold smart move now you get to take a a nap. Damn, man, the bonafracking is ruthless in this one. Great. Oh, cool. Okay, it's It's time to try harder this one then. I'm gonna have fun with you! Shut up! Yeah! What do you mean, B? I haven't taken any damage! This is so fun dude Yeah, beef of Batman true that must be the highest grade of course Oh is that clock Fuck! Fuck crazy! Fuck like that's what got you into this mess in the first place! It's gone! It's wearing body armor. Oh. Knocking them off balance with my people exposing to my attacks. Oh, you still have this one, okay. Oh my god. Ooh! Okay, you can build insane combos with that now. Crazy. B. Next one's gonna be S. Triple S. Maybe B is max? True! Yeah, it's gotta be right. Whoops. Oh Vicky Now I got a hundred percent S apex vigilante sick safe x I'm so excited for this game oh this is the highest grade which involves I'll never drop in combat war taking damage. I see, okay. Damn, they fucked him up. I'm aura farming, dude. That's why I'm walking slow. that area of the floor is weak I can use my explosive gel to break through still want to increase voices a bit dial-all just lower these a bit and then we increase here. See how that is. my own man and slammer I'm on the move tonight we're making some changes some new changes I haven't done Arkham 9 though. My cursor is up here. Here we go. Let's see if I get stuck in this vent. Sign up against my ass, kid! Hey! Let us pack up! Attack! Attack! Shut up! Oh! I'm gonna make you. Boom. I caught him in air! He's gonna drop! The regular physics are fucking awesome! I got this. Yeah, that's my second S. Yeah, the physics will glitch above 60. We'll see See if it turns like extreme though, then I can just... change it. I got this dead Police operation is in progress, and anyone outside of themselves may be considered a danger to the force. Can you still have a quick, uh, shoot and all that? And the knife. What a labyrinth- Sorry, my alert's are pulsed just for the intro here. But that switch, what it is, Christmas Eve. He is the Call of the Man. Oh. Hey, that's just too perfect to ignore. He could have owed me for this, Julian. That could be useful. All right, sir. What do we do about Lo? Bring him in. Bring him in. What's all this about, Samus? Haven't I always come through for you? You may have, Gillian, but things have changed. We're starting with a clean slate, and you're not on it. What are you talking about? I'm not on it. After all, I've done for you. You can't do this! Please, let me scare daddy! I have never played Arkham Knight, no. Dive through. I'm too late. Commissioner Lovah's dead. Black Mask has a lot to answer for. It's the Bat! It's the Bat! I am Vengeance. B? How is that a B? That wasn't like any sense at all. I didn't drop any combo. I didn't take any damage. And I was like a 40 combo or something. And B? What? That was crazy. I told you to grab the replica! You won't make it to the last match this time. Any better game. Next thing that gets smashed, we'll be your thanks! My reward's brining gadget use also. It is weird hearing Batman like Chris Rickfield. I'm not used to it I Can't you see no, I cut yours Okay. Run, run. Okay. You mix. Beat down. Alright. I'm bad at Ranging. I'm bad at Ranging. There we go. Fuck me. All right. ads first kill the ads fuck gosh oh my god he's insane okay just chill a bit don't get hit by that charge done now no not done yet all right fair enough yeah I know that's what I'm trying to man I'm in the mid-computer man PUNKER MAN! Oh! No, I didn't click anything. I want to see that. Wait, the back wall snapped! Can you have that? I love doing the claw, but you always get punished for this multiple times. I'm ruling Woo! What? Okay! Okay, what's up? More ads? Yeah. Don't commit now! What do you mean? Okay. Oh Really nice I'm doing okay Stun him What do you mean? Okay? This is actually okay? Okay? I guess I gotta put on the gamer now. Okay? Okay? It's actually hard enough. I don't know This guy just don't lock him to death just don't lock him to death I Look at the snow dude Fuck you! Again! I forgot. I did not want it. Why is he going transparent? I Where's he going? What teeth I want answers I'm taking you to where? Not tonight. No such thing as a batman, man. No I haven't seen the blur cinematic. Level up! Well every time I level up you earn an upgrade point. The point here is spent all our upgrades are improved by my skills and equipment and upgrades are divided into three categories like an upgrade category. Invisible Predator. Auxiliary, close combat, core controls. I'm guessing there's the crits here. Combat armor ballistic. Okay. Hmm. Look at me! What is this? Ohhhh. Okay. Oh the skill trees the weakest aspect I see I see okay well there's double take down Light boost attack no crit I didn't see any crit or a quick silent take down it might be that it's here I guess you got a progress through the story oh wait oh you have to get these bonuses before you get this blade dodge takedown special combo I see that's how they made it now oh critical counter huh yeah They've made it that way now. Oh shit. God damn Huh I'm tapping the same yo what up life to Yeah, I'd like to do I guess I'll take this just so I can get to this point for now Let me see what was in auxiliary. Oh nothing yet. Triple battering, heat signature, allows you to remove the exposed gel charges one by one instead of all at once. Right, yeah. Yo, what up, Arn? Yeah, I'll take some close quarter shit though. Let's go. Cool. Christmas dinner? No. It's going to be a long night, Alfred. I just ran into a human-shaped crocodile. They told me Black Mask has hired assassins to kill me. Yeah. Oh yeah, you're so- that's cool. It's B for Batman, okay? It's the highest grade. I don't know. This is Justin, sir. As in more than one. That's right. And you heard this from the mother of Crocodile. I can't believe we're doing this. His name is Killer Croc. He's already behind bars. Who are you? I pity his cellmate. I don't. Let's see what else is on the drone's hard drive. Each of them gets one of these envelopes. I need them delivered tonight. Yeah, there it is, bro. Deathstroke. Fail, do you think? Not a female or team escapes, huh? Well, you won't forget now Floyd lotton aka dead shot Says here. He's an expert shark shooter Suspected of many assassinations Dangerous, but reckless street tough named bluster, but shinsky calls himself electrocutioner Shiva. Her skill is unmatched. for this! Oh! That's pain! Why would he be taking money as a hired killer? Is that warden Joseph? Must be how Black Mask got inside the prison. Uses torture for intimidation and entertainment. Age assassins after your head. What are you going to do? I'm going to find out who is operating this drone, make them tell me what they know, And I'm going to find black mask and put an end to this. A lot of villains. Let's go. Sir, I may be stating the obvious here, but you do realize that since you and I, the only people who know that Batman's true identity, those assassins will all fail their mandate if you just spend the evening here. They'll put Innocence in danger to attract my attention. I can't take that risk. And you think it's a better idea to just put yourself in their crosshairs? There's only one person in Gotham who can get his hands on something like this the penguin He's been tracking black mask its next way point was a rendezvous penguins men are just about plaza I'll make them talk The floor this is why I know what I'm doing well in case you change your mind and want to train tonight instead I'll keep your training facility active. Okay. Challenge mode combat training. So you can do that. That thing is... Get stuff for that? I'm ready to take you to Jezebel Castle. oh select character what can be death stroke what the hell ranked run going to the title of choosing which mod okay Batman's personal training okay well That sounds easy right? I'll test this shit. Well the free flow of molly destruction increases ranged power, letting it flow between enemies and knocking them to ground with each strike. Combo takedown and special move tokens available. Yep, I know. There are 15 strikes and counters in a row without being hit. sounds easy right it should be easy right No, I lost my ass. I think I got him all though. I should think. That's fucking awesome! Okay, I think I did it. Yeah, you just need to get all the three trophies. So you do get an ech- Challenge XP reward, 15,000. Okay. But is that for every single one you do? Then it should have made me level up, right? Maybe? No way, 15,000 per. Oh yeah, no, I did, 15,000. Oh, shit! That's half a level, man. i'm gonna try the other one yo uh... thank you gold elixis for twenty six nika life fifty three scarby thanks sixty two couldn't know thirty nine turn bullet ninety eight johnson fifty five creative sixty five talks to get spot my fifty three and you feel like sixty eight i'm not going to do all i'm just just this i get a little head start you know it's great beef of batman It's really It's all just counter and double counter and blade counter and counter counter counter That was blade dogs, but I did I did I did tap it I mean it shouldn't work the same as before I imagine Right How is that not like counter counter Oh, yeah, I've done them all oh I thought I had to like counter counter I guess Oh, shit, nice. Oh, that's cool. Oh, yeah, you need to get the upgrade. I thought maybe the challenge one would give you. Okay, that's cool though. We're good. We're good. I think I got them all. Yo, he's just blade dodge-ad to do, not blade counter. Did you ever switch from Big Walk to Lethal Company? No, fu- no, no. I'm out. I am out. I'm out. Hell no. Yeah, I think we can leave now. Fast travel. To make your travels easier, I went ahead and set up some auto-nav points at different areas of the city. One of my preset destinations should take you right to Jezebel Plaza. Holy shit, these cuckleys are so loud! I said! It appears the control towers you use help open up systems that would have a jamming signal stored damage. I SAID, THESE COCKLEANS ARE SO LOUD! that I flushed be so reincarnation I finished it finished oh the shadow no they got I Attacking head-on is a good way to get myself shot and probably the hostage too, but they won't expect an attack from above nobody ever does Are you crazy Yo, what up killed dude I can sneak up on a hostage taker by crawling through the vent. Oh, you can take down from the vent? Get yourself to safety and call the police. They'll want to see what's going on here. Okay. I will. This was just supposed to be a service call. It's the tower in and out. I need a new job. Where you going? Where that thing came from? Where are we hiding? Things don't have to get online. Just let me walk on it. Window takedown? Oh, you could do that in city, too. I never did. I can I can fix the tower. Oh dark knight challenges Everyone just please don't hurt me all I want is for you to get yourself to safety I don't think his right hand is bigger here It shouldn't be. Yeah, this is before that. People are just starting to learn about Batman here. It's fucking awesome to be honest. I don't think this tower malfunction is from storm damage. I need to set up a crime scene and find out what happened. I should start by identifying the victim. Victim's name is David Shannon, a Gotham optics employee sent here to repair a faulty network tower. But what killed him? Scanning the DNA impact on the wall should provide an answer. keycard someone really didn't want this tower repaired and it looks like that same someone left a set of fingerprints behind Alfred I'm uploading some prints for analysis let me know what comes back searching now and here we are they belong to one John F. Baker he's a rather unremarkable criminal small jobs mostly and that's curious what's curious Mr. Baker's dead, sir, his body was recovered from the diamond district just under an hour ago. Looks like someone's tying up loose ends. I can bypass the booby-trapped axles now with my cryptographic sequencer, but I'll need the encryption codes from the victim's access card. Reviewing the crime scene will show me where it is. You in here? I see something in here. It's literally there. Whoa. Ha. There it is. It flies over here. Yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it right here, yep, can I, now I can open it, I gotta let go. um um this card has the codes i need to have any of the network towers access panels nice Four... Chinettes. Beasts of reincarnation is a little different. I finished Beasts of reincarnation. Believe it or not. I Well, well if it isn't the king's thought himself I think it was only a matter of time before you showed up. Sorry about the mess downstairs Who is this think of me as a great big mystery one? You're never going to solve the nigma then oh Oh, you must think you're so clever. Well, how's this for clever? I've taken control of towers all over the city as long as they're active Your bat wings useless and it looks like it's gonna stay that way I mean this one's practically begging to be taken offline and you still can't hack it No fly zone You Black Mask's not going to like this. What are you talking about? The Captain would have Lucas think 67 now. Best battle for boss fights, yeah. With the Jammer off-line I can travel here with the Batwing. Ah, quick travel now. Those relays are part of a distributed security system. I wonder what they're protecting. That must be where Enigma set up shop. I need to pay him a visit. Proposal, if you lose to Garfield Lens, K.A. Firefly, you have to win a cap in Garfield Cots before trying again and meeting. No! No! That sounds horrible. These are network relays. Wait, ah shit, what did I say? Destroy all network relays to access the Nigma server. Find all the Nigma data packs and allow them to make my secret room. Okay. I see you've regained control of the Batwing, sir. I suppose it's off to Jezebel Plaza then. That's the plan. Then I've also got a lead on Enigma. Well, don't overthink it too much, sir. We both know you'll eventually wind up doing both. Mmm! Hey, you! I'm running out of time. I should head for Jezebel Plaza. Well, there is V. It's kind of want to check this. Yeah. to this whatever these relays are protected 2000 XP just for that god damn that was like very easy dude I mean I'll see what I get Oh, I even have the dash, nice. It's the bat! It's the end! It's the end! Crime in progress. Wait, this one's... oh, I need remote battery. I Was you doing this That's so funny. Ass in my ass. Hit him! What is going on? Let me start with that... Fuck you. It hurts. Ugh. It hurts. Ugh. I don't know what I unlocked with that button up there, I thought that was like the relay but it wasn't. Oh here! Enigma data pack! Oh yeah, there's a crime in progress. I'll check what that is. I'm playing a 120 FPS dude. Sometimes they just fly away. It's hilarious. That's the problem there? I see. Huh. So then to unlock those quick travels you gotta do that. I'm gonna see what you get when you get these though real quick. This game came out after Arkham city and then after this it's Arkham night. three out of ten. He's talking about cats. That's cute. Damn. Man, these are so quick to grab. Wait, is that buttons? Oh. Oh, there's another one, but what the hell is this? There's something over here. His poor niece. Pretty sure the suit is like stabilizing his knees when he's landing and shit, you know. Eh. Oh. How do I grab this? I'm not Spider-Man. Lag. Lag. How do I grab- oh wait, can you grab him with- oh. LOL! Oh. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, chill. I- stop! I'm trying to open the- the map, man. Gotta get this I want to see what you get when you got these I'm not sure what it is. I'm not sure what it is. Zoom! Okay. So insanely quick Replaying Arkham Knight so good. Yeah, I think I like it a lot Dang more close combat, baby Thank you Suicide Squad game? I ain't playing that. I'll go a funnel one over there No, I don't I don't plan on playing the little Batman Suicide Squad is actual end of the Arkham series is that true I don't have the line launcher, no. Pretty sure I need the line launcher here, unless... Yeah. Suicide Squad is mixed on steam so you pretty much have to play it. Yaaaaaah. Of course. Okay, that's 10, dude. You have unlocked a wain- oh, you get a wain-take upgrade for that? Well, that's huge. And a shitload of axep. oh shit grab no accelerator reach got them take their rank three in the dark night system the fuck Gotham protect the rank ten Axe P, brav. Axe P. I fucking fucked. Whatever's fine. No drop. Yeah, there is drop. Yeah. So cool. I was quicker. Well, clearly not. I wanted to fly into the ice water. I used the grappling hook for that. That's where the wonky physics are at. I was hoping. No, no wonkiness. aww give me wonkiness invisible wall for him yeah i heard about the pullage guy i swam across yeah that's insane what was it 55 hours or something ridiculous i was gonna just track him down Is this getting better than Beesering Crenation? What's that about to say, yeah? Oh Man I'm excited for the there's a lot of villains in this game I finished me some reincarnation was it worth it Yeah, because I'm streaming it it was worth it if I have been alone in the darkness of my room playing it No, I could go investigate or have stopped the crime. I also need to get to the arms deal in Jezebel Plaza Dude, I'm fighting this let's go Yo, I have a ride. That thing not fucking hit me bro. Hell no. I don't have that many wonky physics yet. I thought it'd be worse. It's like the occasional I guess it's a mega hot smash. I think beasts of reincarnation come at a potential if it wasn't for one pattern bosses. Yeah, and also just not fucking recycling the same bosses over and over and over and over and over and over and over. It got so annoying. How many you need? Oh, free flow focus. Wait, did I unlock that now somewhere? Hey, you. Completion award, free flow focus. Oh, an auxiliary, maybe. Free flow power gadgets, free flow focus. So I don't have to buy this? I just have this now? Cool. I you just have it okay that's cool yeah so it's just like the other games that's sick though you don't actually have to spend skill points it's more about completing it's all about just like a lot of it doing like challenges Cool, I like it in it. How many meek bosses did Beast have? Dude, are there like 5 or 6 or something? I don't know. It was ass. Don't be a hater. Free flow, baby. God, I always get punished for the hook. But the hook is so fun! Die! Die! Die! of the death of death of Yes, we got a blade dodge takedown now Yeah, so now now I can do that. It's like the other games. I guess We have critical counter. That's cool Have you ever wondered why you play bad games a plus to good ones? Yeah, these Batman games are fucking terrible true true I got a rank. I've never had that before Hmm so we got to go here and open that up so we can land the night wing Yeah, I'm very excited for this and for Arkham night Yeah, this is better than a I just never had a before I've only had bees and SS Is anyone? What up, Slat? You want me about how I can lock myself out of the unlocking of the sonic battery and shock upgrade? Wait, what? No? The truth is, he owns half the force. What about the one-seat door problem? Those are couple parts, man. Damn. And if he clearly comes into the bottle, then a couple. And it's not a shock to take him out. Oh, there's limited options to complete the Predator mode of challenges. Oh. Oh, I see. Okay. Oh, I see. Okay. What? So easy. Control your aim, dude. I don't know what to do with it. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. Zoom. so much quick XP just running through doing it but this is hard to go damn right the bat found you get that shit outta here Don't hurt me. Don't like the other two Batman games? Yeah, I love them. But I had played those before on release. I have never played this one and I have never played Arkham Knight. So this is my first time with this game. I like the Jag sometimes, it's funny. Favorite Swedish movie in TV show? Favorite Swedish movies, there's two of them. Unskan and... Kops. Well, that's true. I can't see those here yet. Imagine if it was port, that man, gachi city. Killed him. Good to call all of you. But there was a crime. I played like the first spider-man on stream like insomniacs spider-man spider-spider-spider Lurk see how it makes the one year, bro Yeah, I'm very excited for night, but that'll be some time after this game right you looks like I'm the first one here I need to find a spot where I can stick this place out unnoticed so I gotta check those like predator challenges then make sure I do not a dime changes hands in this city he can't tell you about if anyone knows where black mask and his assassins are it's him but penguins hard to follow Fuck you, Ammo. I thought I was going to be in charge of the ship. Where's the rest of them? Whoa, whoa, we need some time. We need you with us. You deal with the main one. We'll see some fly-by-night operation. Got the thing. I didn't come all the way down here, but just take a shot. Yes, but these aren't just any guns you've got. They've got the brain of a lion and a lion, and I really am sure of it. I was just trying to try to make sure you like that. The real sight of a war I've never seen before. You're welcome, I know. I've tested out the way you're supposed to. The gun shoots. You mean a weapon? You're tested out on me? Oh, man, the son of a bitch. The battery's got to be back there. What's he gonna do, Potter? What are you gonna do? You'll never be me. Fucked me, I didn't see his ass. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. No big deal. Got fainted? Yep. Yep, sick. Gave me my combo back! And then I... Oh Is he down oh that was Sometimes they rush up to you, but they don't do anything the faint is insane What's this guy's fault? You didn't get hit by that! Doesn't have a lot of range, I guess. I'm sorry, alright! Sorry! Yeah, bro. Better be sorry, bro. What? You good? This is what I mean they run up to you but they don't do anything so then I press counter And then I lose my combo. Oh, yeah. Has anyone told me when the John's playing? He's not playing right now. More. Okay. Yo. I Where's the penguin Don't know that's probably limited to say Damn wake up Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Time to talk. Where's Cobblepot? Let it go! If you insist. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Please, stop! Stop! I'll call him. I'll tell you anything you want to know. Please! Too late. Too late. I already have what I need. No! You're crazy! You're freaking crazy! Acting all tough, he won't kill that guy no matter what. That's the cool part, though, because at this point Batman isn't super-known or anything. They don't know he doesn't kill people. No, sir. I'm seeing this as well. It's from the nearby GCR tower. It's the same signal jamming the Bedwing's Auto-Nerve systems. I've highlighted the tower on your map. I'll need to stop that signal before I can track down the penguin I Like that it's actually cool man Wait crime It's very close. Oh, it's right below me Ivy or Catwoman? Dude, you can't just ask those questions. That's impossible. Maybe Ivy, I am vengeance. Everybody, run at once. You're going down. I Fuck you think you're going I've never seen this guy who heard his voice. Nothing but text from another person. Oh, John has had his two matches already. Ah, okay. I thought he would have more. Oh, no, he's dead. It's me. That's right. Oh, what the fuck was that?! That was ill-nasty, man. What the fuck was that? That was ill-nasty, man. Now we talk! Well, look who just showed up. Have you really decided to try and take me on? Can't do it then. I'm looking forward to watching you fail. I'm gonna beat this. Finish three or four of the groups around one. Round two is tomorrow, okay. Gotcha. Hey, you. Ugh, typical. I mean, why apply cognitive resources to a problem When you can just throw crowd at it true, I Like this suit. Yeah look as far Big dude Price takes a 98 after the extortion when is Dark Souls Rando coming back not for a long time It's too many good games coming out Like September is upon us Sorry in order maybe you're not as stupid as I've been led to believe. Why are you doing this enigma direct? I like it It's filled with brutes who control the city through violence and intimidation you didn't answer my question To improve Gotham's intellectual and moral standing, but I'm not a thug like you My approach is a bit more refined what you're doing is no different than stealing. There's nothing refined about it Your boss is as predictable as it is but not goodbye Yeah, this game does have built-in permadeath it does So now that that jamming signal is gone we have the batwing drop point no access this is the tower Stealer and hack penguins communications I listen to these do your breakfast pancakes need an extra bit of sweet flavor breakfast pancakes try my product hey J's fruit preserve my jams are these anarchy and you're listening to freeway radio of the people for the people that that I kick things off to the police presence by the Gotham Tower apartment some kids brightening local The penguin is pretty pissed off about the deal going south. Yeah, if I was involved in that, I'd be on my way out of the city. Alfred, I'm reading a signal from Penguin's men, but it's not associated with any known wireless frequency. Ah, yes, I see it here. Looks like Penguin runs his own private wireless network using laptop transmissors. Damn, there's no physics. He's feeding his man frequencies via two-way radio, so there are two of these conversations near your position. Good. Mark them on my map. If I can find and hack those walking tafties, I can try and delay Penguin's position. I see. I want to get these. It's like early power leveling, dude. I ain't no nudge job man come on man come on hands off my where are you there I'm playing Arkham Nye immediately after this and no I am not. Kind of like that being inverted when you're flying. Or do I? I don't know. Will he speedrun Beast of Reincarnation? Wow. No? Why y'all got a fight, man? I'm pressing two latex. low-crush I thought I could sidestep that oh the train I like it And now I can commit. well yeah Batman is nothing better to do so it triggers a bunch of hoppers and beats them up I know right I thought those were like legit hobos but nah fuck it we beat them up man fuck it thank you do good day cops late I haven't planned for any legal Batman I got multiple calls available, sending them out if I already ordered. Oh shit, are these... Any more rifles? I'm trying to catch that rifle guy. We're gonna choke you with that cape! Hey, look at that! I guess I'm triggered when I drop a combo. Did not even reach! No, it was close, though. You're gonna get suctioned challenge mode will be so easy. How is that a hit? That's crazy I heard that gun I don't see who's using it We're gonna beat this guy! There's some ground in there! What's up with this beauty? These hours! There's no way my ass fuck shut up Oh Shut up man shut up. Is everyone just fucked up? Maybe I still want to Ismah drop again, that shit was tight. Oh man. The Ismah drop in the intro was crazy. Uh, okay, hey that's cool. And then I get critical counter finally. That's tight. And then I can do these. Yeah, that's nice. Performing critical counters. So critical counter is different from a regular counter. gotta do it way later. Oh, there it is. Nice. Any boss fights? Well, you only have the first always was a killer croak this is a prequel yeah it is KILLER KIDOKI! Yeah this is not Rocksteady who made this game, this is like Warner Bros. And then Rocksteady, I guess Warner Bros. made this as Rocksteady was working on Ark of Knights. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Use gadget equals get hit. I want to get the Hulk smash again. Alright, where's the next one? There it is, nice. I'm going to grab that. Yeah, this game supposedly has like the best boss fights in the Batman games. So we're getting to... I'm just doing, uh... These like relay things real quick. My turtles. I Want above just want to make sure I'm not blowing Obviously bat metal on YouTube, okay, of course, okay You punch break fingers or whatever the classic dude I think about taking the executioner. You see it? Calasica. All right, we've done these now. Nice. Solid and tight. Boom. But you got like perm upgrades from this so it's pretty big to do them. Well I don't know if you get for this one but... I'm gonna hit my head down, get paid, and then buy a ticket to somewhere long. Him and on. So let me see how this works. So you have... These are like challenges. The former straight center for your glide. And then you can see rewards here. This one gives you grapinal accelerator takedown for example. You got to complete the basic AR glide drills. I don't think I have those yet, right a Straight 75 meter glide just a straight Feel like that will be easy I I finished Beast of Reincarnation dude I actually do wanna I don't know. You want to see the ending? Well, you can check the board, I guess. Yeah. When it's a straight glide, it just means that I can glide without using the hook, right? That's what I'm thinking. Oh, it's a not-gay glide? Okay. There it is. Yeah. Okay, new... I hate it! It just gets all over everything! My clothes, my shoes, my pockets! We're at Dalvik's three years! Guy at Dalvik's 64 brother and our Dalvik's is 92. Yeah, we're going all the way over there. Just fine. Yeah, but why are you having so much trouble? Because there's too much freakin' snow! This is a firestorm! A what? What did Uncle say? You'll fight till the last! Help! The evolution is here! Not dropping any combos. It's so easy to not drop combos if you just stick to countering and hitting, but you want to use the gadgets the gadgets are cool as fuck Whoops What are the gadgets do I have for this? Nothing I guess. Bomb, hook, ass, yeah, okay. Whoops. There was, yeah, I need to get the grappling takedown, whatever it was, there was a grappling take that you get along Alright, let's win Oh, I didn't raggle away I was orgy so far. Oh, it's very like Arkham City Shut up So sick. Straight to jail, yeah. Okay. Sure. station then I'll be able to try and do a penguin's position sure oh here's the amusement can I go and get that you better look the person you're telling it to is coming and you are that's right there is no one coming at you mr. Kabul I swear it was the bat he Trump tricky off the roof of the car straight into the Christmas tree. I don't care Yeah, this looks like very Yes, mr. Cove I'm sorry mr. Cove probably needs some shit. I guess Let me I'm just taking a stroll, I'm just taking a stroll. Bye man, yeah, true. I'm just taking a stroll, I'm just taking a stroll. Yeah, true. Very true. Very true. Yeah, I keep hearing Chris also. he's good though he's good I like it complicate why'd you have to go and make things so complicated We're all supposed to be looking for a nice support, this kind of crap. Maybe it's all of us understanding. I think I lost you something. We're here to visit friends. How often does it turn out to be a misunderstanding? We'll learn to pop them if we see them. Man, boss was alive. Probably so he can do it. What the fuck? I thought- I'm not doing this move. Everyone on the side. It's all good. Look at shit out of me, bitch. I am a vengeance I am the bath I am the dark night shut up Fuck you now come here. Ding! Hmm, invisible predator. I mean I'm going to keep going with what I have but there's some cool shit here. Here we go, the critical counter. By properly timing your counter on an enemy, you can from a critical counter deliver double counter damage increase or calm meter by two per counter. You must be in free flow for critical counters to be effective. Ah, okay. I see So it's a regular counter, but it's you have to be in free flow or do you also have to time it You're got him you're not them you're a leather Lappen Pretty good! Worst nightmare challenges? I'll check the... those suit air. What? Untair. Untinned. Untruth. Let me see. So those challenges are worst nightmare. Okay. Form 3, sell and take doesn't a single predator encounters. There's stuff like that. Oh, everything with a star is where you get like a new upgrade. Okay, I see. So these are the ones you got to keep in mind, you said, right? you said right should be easy to do that one finish a printer encounter without being seen okay I got a truck I got a that shouldn't be a problem right not for the Batman oh shit crimes what do you call Batman in Norway Oh shit that's a good question. We'll not drop a single combo here Can I order what up peace what I fucking pissed the button Humongous fluke right there Can I attack? Thank you Lee in the wing, Lee in the wing in, is that Norwegian? C'mon dude. Shablam, tired of this shit. Smash me then, okay. Fucking stacked over here. are your farts I I get achievements and see how are you going to clean it up? Oh, there's the 50, I guess. Okay, over here. B. That's crazy. Over-leveling? This is not over-leveling. No. Next predator encounter I'm gonna get that Sonic battering thing They don't get to level six worse than I'm in the first turn start kind of can only done much later. Oh shit. All right Is this a predator encounter I guess I don't think they'd see me from that far They're like winter in this game do the snow physics in the crow crow in the croc fire was amazing when the helicopter showed up Actually so sick I am Vengeance. Wait, I could ledge take him down from here? I saw that. That sniper is scary man, I don't know how high up he's going to be looking at. New uncanny tails, what was uncanny tails, I'm trying to remember if it was good or or not. Like fears the fathom? Hmm. Who's messing with me? Look decent? Yeah, great take down from event does not seem to be silent It does not Double there How does it mail man in Swedish Brea the battery? Oh That was the dark that was the dark night challenge. Oh shit Or wait what dark night challenge? Oh wait long time. Oh wait what? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you gotta do a predator encounter. There's three silent takedowns, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so finish a predator encounter without being seen is what I gotta do You When's the next predator encounter it would have been coming up I mean I didn't get seen in the previous one and that didn't sound that's a predator encounter. That's where I need to go I Know guns No guns I had reflux on how am I not quicker I don't want to fight anymore! You're back! I don't want to fight anymore! Dead. Oh, ding! Hmm, do you need it? You don't have access to this upgrade. Do you have to get this also? Are you going up? You need bottom row also. Okay, I see. Well, combat seems to be very important, though. So we'll get the bottom one. Fuck it, why not? I love the Nvidia physics man. It's so sick My hunch was right these drones are the same as the one I found in black. I sit down Stand up gaming man As the sounds you're gonna make when you turn 30 also chat you sit down and you go Very nice very nice that's how it is. Let's go. Where's Yoshi? He's sleeping over there. He's very You're big walking at 7 p.m. tomorrow. Friday got decided. I'm like, join in. I'm like, join in. Give it a shot. This was pretty fun. Oh, I need line launchers. I like the game so far, I mean it reminds me of Arkham City a lot. Oh Yeah Oh, that one's so nasty, man. Why you got a use his bat like that? oh good thing it kind of promotes wandering often clusters yeah Yeah, that's my, like, biggest problem. My, uh... Problem, but... My biggest, like, gripe. When we become so many lobbies, it becomes so, like... Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! And I'm like... Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! And Chad's like... Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! I like Apollo and Lark's a Gapit, okay? But when we're like eight to ten people in the lobby and everyone's in a room, it's all just, you know, and then it's, it's, it's just, it becomes a lot. But I take off my head so I do the lobby because my head is itchy. Yo, please tell me I can join you. It sounds like Penguin will be in his office. Tracy should know where that is. I'll make her talk. I mean the freezing bomb for this shit, I'm gonna get out of here. You deserve to rise proper welcome, don't you, lad? You just saved me a lot of trouble coming here, but man... I'm gonna kill you! I'm not gonna start your heart. I'm gonna kill you again! Watch me, you're loud, bro! I'm looking for Black Mask. Where is he? I ain't here to talk. I'm here to kick your ass. This is your last chance. Black Mask must be coming. Electrocution I You're done yapping Who wants to show me where the wait that was this What the fuck? Okay, it's all good Don't speak about my mother I'm telling you don't wanna be the hard-working. Get down here and stall him out! Ah, fuck me. Hey! You're not hard to hear, Rick! Poster! He's trying to get to your boss, boy! You gonna let him? Another victim. I'm tired of getting up here. My god, shut up! Take him down! I got you. I got him. Oh, I heard it. I got you. Oof! Y'all massive dumb! That was extreme threat, damn. same fight that was well what bit would you choose chat I'd be axe man yeah probably maybe claymore man broadsword man But up here that's kind of soy to be honest Wait why am I up here? Oh, yeah down here. I mean the balls fly I was moving me cam Nothing here I've been in a cinema in Jumpkin Quest. I never played with it really. Zoom! HCS, yo, thanks for the idea man, Kim talks big 121. Is this a Predator encounter? No? It's your eyes, Beezo. Zoom! If Mr. Cobble won't finish it with his gift, and find that you nasty brat, let the buffalo spoil his boy the next bite! What do you think he's gonna do to you, love? Think about it, love! I'm not playing GTA 6 on release. I'm going to play a Vashient Steel on GTA 6 release. But I'd love to do San Andreas Chaos Mod though. In the future All of this just works red bodies 138 All of it just works Yeah, I get it, camera. But I don't think I can use this. Yeah, but, camera, there's like stuff over here. Can I open this? No. Okay. the bad showed up. Yo. Do I look shut off. Take it boy. What's I think- aren't they going to have a GTA 6 like big presentation soon? like 27th of August or something. Oh, this could be a predator encounter maybe? Wait, it's Netflix exclusive. What the fuck? Okay, I don't think this is a predator encounter yo I in new in a stank you dude. Thank you. Thank you Yeah, I need to finish prayer counter without being seen but this is not one of them Get out of here! Bring it! I want to go home! This is far from over Where is this going I'm all blind come to and now he's on the lamp also I got to fix this this is just don't need birth then okay they're not in burden now I super hero name and Gotham I could all come out with one of the assassins Lester Bacinski the electrocution are you all right yes but he managed to escape his gloves put out a strong electromagnetic pulse if you can isolate the signal I'll be I'm gonna track him down. I'll get to work on that. Where are you off to now? I'm on my way to the final office casino. I'm going to make Penguin's assistant show me to her boss Are the first two hours important you can watch from here and be good you can watch from here and be good There's these like eight assassins that are after Batman So you're going after them to extort information where this is not open oh it is okay well oh it's gonna be for up here in it Aha Oh, hi whatever dude it's over Come on, give me a predator encounter. You can hit yourself with the batarang. He's probably going to catch it again. But let's test that in before game over. Yeah, his smile. No, Penguin's assistant must be nearby. I'll make her tell me where I can find Corporal Pot's office. Oh, this has to be a predator encounter. I gotta do this without being seen. This should be easy. should be super free what do you mean how did you even night night night night oh wait This is not a predator section. Oh Yeah, Batman's stinky or something Oh My crash bandicoot My hair a gun who has a gun Someone has a gun I don't know I Fuck look the fucking man. Let's go I was quicker when I'm so close to phobic There we go. Yes. Here we go. Good Oh I don't know what's happening just literally This is not an eye I lost every rhythm ever What do you mean you all did it And the right dog, why I'm letting you into fear to see him, so you can be on your married wife, showing the tall head. What the fuck? You shall not. We can take him! I press wa! Wa! What? Oh, it's my business, let's take some action. Oh! How's he doing this? I'm gonna beat this guy! Yeah, that's how you do it! Keep it to it's good! Fuck you! Boy, that fucks won't finish! Fire like a mushroom feeding! Take him in! This is the worst! Shut up! You're gonna get caught by your first! Something cobblepods office is connected to a theater. And the entrance is controlled from that security room. Oh Be There was that one guy who said the rating in his game is fucked I believe him Even with this pass. I can't open the store. I need to find a way into that security room to access the theater But there was no one guy who said in the beginning he said for people that don't know the rating in this game is fucked it's so true is this a predator encounter Yeah, like that. Anyone she's making enough, she can tell me what to do. Come on, man. Can't let him get you up ahead. This is my dad, old plant storm. Let's kill this son of a bitch. Oh, nothing in the section, predator. Damn it. I told you. I'm not a warrior. The last guy's probably scared of me. Yeah, I'm feeling better. Where the hell's my passcode, damn it? This is everywhere! Basketball time. I The best move in the game dude I Yeah, that's the only combat race that I'm gonna do in the game though, you know True guys me back in sister no I'm ready deep in it oh shit she's under self a dry snap she is that better be lip gloss you're reaching for Oh, you can't do this! I'm claustrophobic or him! Tracy. Candy. Give me a hug. Chatty, are you ready to exercise your neck when seeing KC and Cumbi? Lookage. Tracy and Candy. Fuckin' A. I knew you didn't have what it takes to fight in fair! How the fuck is she on about? Come on! Enough's enough! Penguin's office is connected to the theater. I need to hack the security system and get the theater doors open. Make a wish? Make a deal. Oi! You can't do this! I'm coming! I need to hack the security system and get the theater doors open. Make a wish? Make a deal. Oi! You can't do this! I'm coming! I Come on England Oh shit, you know you're welcome and force RIP! RIP! RIP! They ain't gonna recognize your body when I'm done with you. I'm gonna fuck your leg up with this pipe. Oh no, no, no! AHHHHHHH! Oh, that one's so nasty, dude! My shins hurt when I see that. My backup saves? No. This is a predator encounter Oh, you can roll into them. Okay, thank you. Oh, this is a predator. Oh, this is definitely a predator encounter. It has to be. He's gonna fly away. So I gotta do this without being caught. two on lock is her upgrade. I think it's a stealth takedown probably not right? Because he's the Krakenman chapter zergs, but not the one that needs right now. So he invents him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our Krakenman. He's a board guardian, a dented protector, a soyaite, he asked. asked. Okay, I need to get to that guy. I don't want to grab him from above though because if you do, he's gonna scream. So, I'm gonna do this. I'm holding R2 to crouch when I'm landing and then I get the fucking super hero landing because of it This encounter is so free. It's so free dude. It's so free Okay, you don't have to hold R2 It's an arrow. of So I don't know if this is going to count towards the thing so I'm not even going to risk it. It might need to be that they all need to be like silent so I'm just going to stick to silence. Yeah, silent night. Completed parry counter using only silent takedowns. Completed parry counter without being spotted. Well it was an achievement to only use silent takedowns. I got sonic battering now. Yeah. Um. Here. Yeah. That's really good, man. That's really good. As long as they don't legit see you and start shooting. Okay, then you're fine, alright. Fine, I dinged. Fuck, yeah. While we're working on this, I can get all these, like, cool combat takedowns and shit. Hahahaha! I would like some of this invisible predator shit. Like, quick silent take that will be so sick to have. So, what's the next one I gotta look out for? It is the worst nightmare ones you gotta do. Do you have to do these in order? Complete a Predator Encounter with a high threat level or higher without being seen. That's Sonic Shock Battle Rank. And then finally you have, pull two enemies over a railing at the same time using advanced gadget techniques. You don't have to do this during Predator Encounter though. It seems like- Oh you have to do them in order. Okay. Thank you. Sonic battering to learn enemy into a takedown. All right, we got to do that three times then But it doesn't have to be in a predator encounter you just you can You suggested little Alberto over here. Hey, baby Try to convince his father to take early retirement. He disagreed God damn. I called you a let's see. Psychotic little bastard. Most of them you can even do them for you, okay, nice. No, no, no, no, no, please! Now you better listen, Falconee, because this is the last time I'll ask. What are you gonna tell your father? Now we're getting out of the weapons business. I promise. I'll make him do it. I'll see you, Lipsflab. Yeah, he doesn't have the bottle in the eye, yeah. I ain't making the sound I want to hear. I asked. You're a piece of shit. Please. Don't hurt me. I can't shoot. What are you working for? Get this arse you cunt defense! Come on back! You're going to be what I pay for this! Are you waiting for a mercenary to take him? Punch him in the face! Now hold on! Hold on baby! I see you're at it! I ain't done nothing you know done Where is he? There was a murder. It was supposed to be his same house, but open up He's got problems of his own on say someone broke him It appears the game is over before it even begins. I'm not playing games, Slade. Oh, shit. Show me where I can find Black Mask. Oh, wait. I don't think I need to move the private door. Or this is going to be over quick. I'm used to it. Man, this is cool as fuck. Try again Did you not find the open? Oh What now up up up up up Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There we go, nice. Oh Break it Oh I use these things them wait what the fuck was that wait okay okay gimmicks Please don't do that again because I didn't see what this Chandra was for the barrel. This gimmick's mad? Oh, no. Oh, fuck. I got it. No worries. time third time the charm okay sick can't believe that work yeah this is a normal downer he's done for It's over Slade. What a beautiful fight. No saving you Batman. Feel free to let yourself out. I can't let Penguin get away. There's more I need to ask him. That was really cool. I wish I would have got that barrel counter but... whatever. Oh! Remote claw! Yeah. Plays nothing, y'all, but me included. Yeah, thank you, Xander, and thank you, Utsun. stroke was using should do the trick i can use the new tool i took from death stroke to grapple out of here what the fuck oh cool No. Yes. Oh Yes Also applied to enemies are trying Man enough I was sick dude It's been a bit harder, it really made me feel it. Well, as you can see, I got the action. Have a merry Christmas, and piss off. You hit a soft lock at that point and couldn't progress any further in the story. I ended up shelving the game indefinitely. It's been 10 years now. Alfred, see if you can find any information on the murder at least. Ah, sorry. Hmm, looks like the police are on the scene now, Seth. Oh, and this is interesting. Yeah, look at the holes. They're saying Black Mask is the victim. Black Mask dead. I'm on my way there now. 18% of the database. I doubt Black Mask would trust Deathstroke with any useful information. I should follow Penguin's lead and hurry to Lacey Towers. Up this disappear how did a dog a journey ends You can watch the VODs probably easier Yeah, I don't want to spoil for people that are playing it and shit. Looks like I can use the remote claw I took from Deathstroke. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I know. It's backseat bad yeah. Deathstroke. Am I just going backwards? I think I am. I believe I am, man. There's nothing else here. Okay, well What's the story in this game there's assassins after Batman so and I can't jump back. Okay sick Thank you There's eight assassins after Batman so you're going after them to to to extort them on information and extract them for information, whatever the word is. I were very early in the game. I don't like sources. Bitch as if there isn't enough going on tonight. We're all shell 220th. No, 17 I'm playing the skin stapler was that out today day. Yeah, I'm gone the 14th and I come home 17th again. Yeah. I'm going to drive across the country. Skin stapler. Oh, skin stapler is out today. Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe we'll play this later. It's a new horror. We could play it later, man. It was a late hour. It It could be good. It could be good. I saw the Naurium. Yeah, I did, I did. I'm not playing this. No more bloom demo? No I never heard of it. It's done here. AC equals towers so I can quick travel there just by doing oh oh wait that's sick I like it the cops investigating this crime should have a relay station set up it'll look like a mobile satellite dish probably on a rooftop guys am friendly What side quest? I haven't seen his side quest. I'll have main objectives They have a disabled anarchy's bombs to confront him We're Gotham's corruptions that have strongest but unlike those I fight to overthrow I believe in choice So I offer you one let them detonate or stop them Your actions will determine what I do with you Wait, where the corruption is strongest or will they be over here? Yeah, I gotta locate and speak with anarchy supporter. Okay, I'll do that though. I can't quick-travel back here. Fook. Yeah, can you just let it blow up, I guess. But I can go there. I'm sure it's fine if I do this part of the story. I'll do something right here. yeah sure make it it was a sure sure like a satellite there's how many riddler trophies I think that's those like regular information things I'm not sure it's trophies in this one it doesn't seem like it's as much as asylum though whatever played through all the poppy playtimes oh if I'm really like more depressed yeah I guess I would This is like the Riddler trophies I think, I think my data packs. The police believe Penguin murdered Black Mask, but why would he send me here if he was the killer? It doesn't add up. This crime took place days ago. The fire and the exposure to the elements make identifying the victims difficult. The male victim is wearing a Black Mask, but I can't positively identify him as Roman Cyanus without a dna analysis something i can't do in the field i can identify the female victim based on her fingerprints tiffany ambrose roman sianus's girlfriend or one of them at least she's no angel long list of priors but nothing to indicate she was the target here the fire spread as a result of a molotov Cartel thrown into the room It may have been intended to destroy evidence Yes the the shallow trajectory of the bullet suggests the shooter could be someone of penguins height but the grooves on the floor suggest that the victim was killed by someone leaning back in a chair what the fuck This bullet was fired from a revolver. God damn! Ballistics analysis indicates a low angle of trajectory. The shooter could have been someone of Penguin's height. But the pattern in the gunpowder residue suggests the bullet was actually fired by someone lying on the ground. These fingerprints are a match for the Penguin, but they're on top of the soot from the fire. The cops were right. Penguin was in the room. But these prints prove he was here after the murders were committed If he didn't kill black mask Who did yeah detective sections are very good in this for certain is that Tiffany shooter was lying on the floor but why These white streaks are shoe polish whoever shot Tiffany was being dragged along the floor besides the victims There were two other people in the room Tiffany shooter and whoever was dragging the shooter The location from which the male victim was shot may tell me more. The DNA here doesn't belong to either of the victims. Who's is it? The fight broke out when someone started shooting her. It's not clear who won the fight. Could have been either one of them. I should review the evidence to see if I can learn anything more about either the intruder or the shooter. Here's a red trail. Here is your shot. Okay. Fabric analysis indicates the intruder was wearing a white suit or sport jacket. This fabric swatch could help identify the intruder, but I still can identify the male victim shooter. There's one impact area I haven't checked for clues. Where is that? Can I scroll these some more? Yeah, I can. OK. They both have skeletons, so it's not a play phase. Here it is. This DNA is from the female victim the level of oxidation suggests it's been here for several days If I review the evidence, I may be able to find out what she was doing when she was attacked I See something red-dropping there phone she was sending text messages to Roman Sianus about someone named the Joker no Mad Max someone killed black mask but this crime took place several days ago and I saw black mask earlier tonight the answers I have raised more questions who is the Joker was he the killer here or is he one of the assassins I have a body an unknown shooter and an unknown assailant to attack the shooter I need to match the DNA samples against the records in the National Criminal Database to identify who was in the room Alfred I need access to the National Criminal Database well the only way to to do that would be to infiltrate the Gotham City police department and that's where I'm going. Sir, you'd need to physically hack into their servers. If you insist on doing something that foolish you'll need a powerful, non-lethal weapon. I recommend coming to your concussion detonator. Not a bad idea. Thing. Nice. Who is the Joker? Is this game all games separate from previous ones plot-wise? Uh, well no, Arkham's- Asylum and Arkham City are like after each other. Like Arkham City is after Arkham Asylum. This is a prequel, that's why it's called Origins. Like Batman isn't very well known here. Can I leave here? I have again, aww but he's sleeping so cutely. Show you, he's gonna wake up. What the fuck? You alright buddy? Oooooookay Skeleton hitting shield Eva Standby 4-4. Delta 8-2. Delta 8-2, come in. Delta 8-2, come in. Delta 8-2, report. Delta 4-4, no response from 8-2. Please proceed inside to confirm 8-2 status. That's forwarded, Batch. I gotta go for the little side quest I got unlocked there, I'm curious. Marvel Toucon on mostly negative? Really? Fuck. Shhh. Oh, he won't go. that was one big sigh he just did i gotta i gotta get him out one humongous sigh three word reedy for beast of inclination not worth 55 A little team battle, my work, hopefully, like I'll dogo out. I didn't realize Tukka launched today. I wasn't gonna play it but still. It launched to bad reviews? Oh, hey, why, why was it, why is 26%? Hmm. So what do you count bad performance? No Linux Steam Deck support, runs like shit, Sony's forcing PSN accounts, which cuts off 180 countries. Ohhhh, Yikers. You know what time it is? 7734? Oh yeah, hell. Again, wasn't that yesterday too? Hey, Lin, thanks for the 101 by the way, Paradol, thanks 14. You did it at my ball. My ball. Thanks for the three dude I've been rolling bad man, okay, I'm missing a number already sick I just doesn't look good at all Okay, okay, you know what it's not it's okay Ah! I'll take it. I'll take that. It's not too bad, man, it's not too bad. What is chat rolled. Top 24. Okay. Discount Keanu. Damn. Fucking hell. I've never gotten a mythic role or a legendary... It's never gonna happen. It's never gonna happen. Wide again. How many How many fives can you get? Look at the nines. Nah. You know what? He's been a bit of a... on a bit of a roll here. But then, yeah. that's rough that's rough but i'm in the same seat wait does he have more e p than me nah i get it get good actually i have gotten a legendary that's my best role right that wasn't that like my first role or something we're gonna make us poem fuck you now what there there's literally bones in every single one dry barren bone harmony through vast bones hold a holy bone in my life deep cold and then the ghost bone, but no bone in this one. The bone streak is over. Hey, you. Motag. Yeah, Salad would never make it. would never make points like that no no no no wait what is this oh air glide drill okay we're got like the drills now but I'm expert glider now after all these games should be easy I'm still in a drill snake is there Oh Across the bridge are letting anything I Missed our ingedal session. How was it top 24 whatever? Live throw targets about touching the ground. This is so free and easy I'm not sure if I can get to the top of it. Mike's not up for MGS volume 2 to come out? Yeah. uh... help speaking of snake eater my evil cosplay is cursed fuck what are you doing it help Elpis. Elpis. It's just impossible to get up from here I guess. You just woke up from 20-minute nap the last three hours fucking eight three hour 20 minute nap I'm this guy who thinks they're 84, bodily. I don't want to get to the mouth. I need any unassigned unit for specialist assignment, stand by. Yeah, grapple points in this game are a bit more rough than like Arkham City, I feel. That's on the attack! That's the second attack! Shut up, man. We're going to choke you with that cake. Choke you with my nuts. Oh, fuck. Now I'm tilted because I lost the combo. It's over. What the fuck? Fuck you. Oops. Oh! fuck you oops fuck did i fight the hardest boss yet? i don't know i fought like one boss maybe I guess teleport oh come on of the of the It was a third boss, well I've done two bosses, right? Okay, I'm almost there. Lag. How am I done three bosses? Wait, kid oak? And then, uh, uh, Killer Edge or whatever the hell's name was. Deathstroke. Yeah, I did Deathstroke, yeah. Fuck yeah, Moe. Let's go. I'm guessing you need quite a few, like, gimmicks unlocked to do these. I'm gonna check it, though. Oh, look out! I'm gonna kill a bat today! I Shut the fuck up Yeah I Put your mom Did I get a whole smash Oh, he didn't fly. Assuming I can. I don't see any... The quality drop is hard on this one? I don't think it's hard. You can tell it's not like Rock City who made it, but it's still very good in my book Not giving up I'm looking for that Electricity box What up Serena I can't to get through here chat it's over There's nothing I can do It's over We're going here. I wanted to get a quick travel up north though Maybe I could do no I already checked that one You call one guy me I don't have the gimmick for that yet The crime and violence greed and vengeance whoa easy now I am looking for a fight got a message that's all he says if you're gonna make it withdrawal you're better do it soon I planted three bombs were Gotham's corruptions that are strong fuck I've planted three bombs were Gotham's corrupt like those I fight to overthrow I believe in choice so I offer you chat said blind fuck am I getting one guide I don't know am I getting one guy where's blind oh wait I see it I'm doing this fuck golfing Well, I guess that's one way to solve a problem. What? No, there's more gimmicks. There's more gimmicks. I have eyes. I do have eyes. Fuck it, I'm going for the bomb. There's something gimmick I don't have. For sure. Not enough yellow paint? It's a gimmick. I'm not getting one guy. I got plenty of time for this bomb I Look at the ass on okay, okay, I'm getting stressed I Get knocked out then if I go gloss gloss of jossus Rip gossip Oh We could have accomplished such great things together Shut up this is all because I got fucking one a guide by chat into thinking I could solve that tower I got a bomb killer crowd got knocked out of the front Who says he's out? I don't know He is real I got a ball smack man We will fight to the last They say money makes the world go round But it also makes excellent shadows You're tied to your child Your mortgage by the next shame thing you're over television what how did you not get by this I'm tilted only someone would set us free oh fuck you can you still not be flying? did Chad tell you this game was a primitive mode? yep We've got a problem. So I saw this anarchy fellow mentioned three bombs, which means two still remain I need to find them. I've no doubt you will sir We got to investigate the second projection, which is I planted three bombs were Gotham's corruption is that it's strongest But unlike those I fight to over I know brother, but I want that I'm gonna go to the tower. I want to get like a quick travel up here Like I think it's still in kind of like testing places isn't it? Yeah, I'd rather do our record right now That one is like me I got done. I have eyes. I am not blind. I will solve this tower. fuck you man I'm telling you don't tell brother don't tell it don't tell it's fine please go for this guy what the fuck what is going on man I'm dead. I was not gonna hit me no way. Oh shit, that guy's dead. Shut up! Okay, I destroyed this No, I'm not giving up but I gotta find your electricity gimmicks What if it's just like a bit of... No, you guys are fucking trolling. I need a gimmick. Like a tool. Oh, it's there. I knew it. Give me this. I smell your mom. You can't stop us! Alright. Don't go easy on us! Take your sword again! Finally, alright. Oh no gimmick needed. Now I can quick travel up here. Who needs doors anyway are you kidding watching you figure that one out was a real treat I'll make sure the next one is even more provocative. This isn't a game Enigma. But it is. And one year more than welcome to stop playing. Now you need to stop interfering with my work. Tackling these towers is one thing, but my handlers, my data, my network relays, those aren't meant for you so back off! Back off! Yes, now I can battle in here. That's uh very worth it. Okay uh yeah we have these. I gotta perm an upgrade for these ones. Which Batman villain would I be, Irel? I'm Scarecrow. I'm gonna grab these real quick in case I get something and then I'm hopping on that main shit. The diddler? No, thank you. All I know is if I was a villain Batman wouldn't stand a chance. Oh, yeah, there we go, the multi-ground takedown. cool probably the riddler but instead of making him solve riddles he'd solve game challenges as you get there for you but you know that joke doesn't work anymore considering everyone on planet earth god help with the welcome to the game three so my whole dev assist haha thing that that joke is now officially outdated because of welcome to the game three that's true Oh crap Next The pace the gaming the speed running so later watch out for golf and for the search for I was coming for your soy milk Yo, what up Jack? All right, she'll be fine. Did I get anything cool for those? Thank you, have a nice next one. Uh, wait, what is this? Ah, it's just a crime scene, okay. Oh, Delight Grill. Uh, two. Delight Drill 2. You gotta do these, you get like insane upgrades. Don't try the horror game today, Amaya! Oh wait, the crime scenes are... Okay, okay, right. Or at least I can quick travel there now. Oh, that's super free, all right. Okay, nice. Where's the last one, then? I've planted three bombs for Gotham's... I've planted... Hmm... Okay... 60 Harley cosplay? What the hell is that? I'll check what this is! Oh, now there's audio for this. The police know the victim fell from a nearby building, but there's not much else in the file. His identity might shed some light on things. Ryan Murphy, an account manager at the Gotham Merchants Bank. Cause of death, internal injuries sustained an impact. Now I know what happened. Come to find out how and why. There's going to be some red lines. This blood spatter indicates a high-velocity impact. I should check the roof. The roof roof? Damn. Where is your briefcase, buddy? Damn. Where is your briefcase, buddy? There. I'm glad you're alive, peace. Wow, uh, thank you, Grace. I'm glad I could help you. Since they know, I still get comments on that video. My streamer is the one that I'm going to use. Since they know I still get comments on that video My streamer is alive true true okay criminals is it a good tutorial I don't I literally just made it on a whim on stream I think alright here's a suspect suspect see what that is did I play the Sherlock Holmes games? I am not super big on Sherlock Holmes no it was the first movie I ever fell asleep I just leave watching at the cinema. Oh, it does. Cav is alright, I see. That makes sense then. Downey Jr. Yeah, man. I've seen the first Iron Man. Bar call, so many chat asks how you beat Melania since you can know it, Melania at the time when you were speedrunning. What do you mean at the time when I was speedrunning? I could do it now, too. Alright, buddy. So true. Oh, that's such a nasty counter. What the hell are you? You think Batman wears a diaper? No, yeah, well, yeah, no, but his suit takes care of it, for sure. I think his suit, like if he takes the crap, his suit, like, burns it as fuel. He uses the power of the suit. I couldn't risk a war in the bank. I'll go to the cops. I had to protect my interests. And how'd that work out for you? Alfred, contact the GCPD and let them know Brian Murphy's killer has been apprehended. Send over the evidence as well. Consider it done, sir. There's a, oh yeah, here's the La Bomba. I'll try this. terrible bait have a hearing what that's crazy I Got to shut him down to shut him up otherwise will never be free if you don't Too bad you can't shut me up anymore. There's a toy also funny just to react to what she does here That's what I remember when I recorded just react But supposedly it's help people so I guess something was right Wait, can I just quick travel there? No, I'm not allowed to. Do you think Batman and Robin would survive if they were stuck in a boat in the middle of the ocean together? Yeah, I do. I do think so. Oh, yeah, they're glad across the bridge without touching ground. How about play 2018 Spider-Man? Yeah, I have. I think Batman would work in real life, no. You despise that boat conversation? Hey, it's important in case you and homies are sucked in the middle of the ocean. Oh That guy just broke his neck You will what? I Drop cover is at the end is fine. I got us anyways You watched the very first Spider-Man with your wife the other day and she was surprised to learn that there was a human under the Spider-Man mask. She even asked me if Batman had a human under the mask. Hey, you know, you know, you know, I mean, sometimes, you know, it's just people just don't know, man. not everyone like you know are interested in it and shit you know give us a break Batman I'll give you a break last time someone mentioned their wife on stream didn't end well yes it did for sure Oh wait, where are you? Oh, there! There we go, that's the third one. Gotta do these, man. Oh fuck you, fuck you, Bruce. Or Alfredo, whoever's hosting me. one more AR I thought that was the last one is that the last one yeah no yeah one more it said so we go do this Why is it so hard getting up on this bridge man? This is a game I have Catwoman? I don't answer that. I don't know. I never played this game. We'll see I guess. final glide for mega upgrade what Nice! Did I unlock, like, a certain thing here? Accelerator takedown right yeah, yeah Press RB to shoot the grab motor the ledge then double tap and hold a to perform the takedown Oh, so that that's how you do it. Okay. That's cool That's fun All right, I gotta go do main man. I keep getting wait was this as main. Oh, yeah the concussion detonator Yeah, we'll keep fly back Yo, our Serpent takes two year best Batman impression? I don't know, someone told me to order like, the amount of pizza from Alfred or whatever. In Arkham's Island, that one was pretty good, I think. Welcome home, sir. The concussion detonator is on your workbench. Remember, if you use that instead of your fists, you'll do less lasting damage to those police officers and civil servants. Noted Where is it where is she? It's over here Oh, you give a you get exp you were talking to all of them Oh, wow, yeah, you- We might have to cancel New Year's in Wayne Manor. It's going to take a while for the city to recover from tonight. Absolutely not, sir. I didn't realize the party meant so much to you. It doesn't. I mean, it's one of the rare times you actually seem to enjoy yourself. I enjoy myself plenty, Alfred. I hope you're not in for both our sakes. I've done my best to keep the cave tidy, but with those baths, there's a thing above. Beatdown expert. Yeah, there's some of these. But it's alright, I guess. Yeah, we gotta access those. Is there anything else? Yeah, here's another, the source of enigma's transmission. That's like the last one in it. Maybe I could unlock a tower also. Flush reincarnation? No, I finished it. Maybe I can restore towers, yeah. I would like to get these towers, man, so you can quick travel to them didn't do new game plus oh no I'm sure I missed out on replaying the same boss five three times over There's a tower? Oh, I love them! See if I can set the tier to 17. Oh, thank you. Is it below me? Oh, is it this? Oh, is it this? Oh, it's here. Wait, this is free. But this endeavor has grown to higher... Okay, this one's really free. I can do this one. Yeah, I'm literally doing it right now. What? I guess I can't. Well, I was highly unfortunate. I'm gonna check this one then. I hate you made the right decision, recognizing when you've been beaten is the first step on the road to self-improvement. It's going to work. It actually did. thing nice yeah that's one maybe that's how you're supposed to do it I thought maybe you need like a triple battering upgrade thing or something so me a good pretzel third anarchy bomb yeah I'm going for it I'm just gonna check if I I can do this tower here. Because then I have a lot of quick traveling and then I can travel quickly. Why does this look important? All it ain't. You guys holding the tower or what? As long as he doesn't do the leg one, I'm happy Hello again, I'm afraid you'll find I stepped things up considerably It means I think our time together is drawing you a close. It's been fun that man That other guy, thanks for the tune! I'm thinking Lucas... Wait, is it up there? Ohhhh... Shit. Why is there no grappling points here? I think I gotta fly from, like, higher. How the hell am I supposed to get up there? Don't fight me, I'm cooking. I live as a fucking violent. to ruin my combo amount. I can't do this tower, okay so I'm not held back by gimmicks. Well I can't enter this. I can't grapple up. Can I grapple like up to this somewhere? Oh, this is where the story is. Oh, there's a hole here! Here we go. of the day The fuck is going on? Oh boy! You sure showed that crate who's in charge. Well. The bone improperiety. I'm upping the stakes, Batman. Just like I promised. Tread carefully. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How pedestrian. Try and put some effort into it at least. Oh he's supposed to use the remote claw. Ah! Brutical scores. This worked. Stop! Stop! There you go. There's a Vex-22 mouse, thank you! Removing corruption from the system? Was it one of those in particular you took issue with or all of them? You're using the data you've stolen to blackmail people. So? It gets the job done. It's certainly kinder than the meetings you're so fond of doling out. Think on that. There we go. Very nice. That's very very good. We do the story now that we're here. Very nice, and then we have these two which is cool, but let's do this I Love it this game so much like my entire childhood bro this game was your childhood Hmm Damn, can't get a do-me-like that, man. What? What? Um... Um... Wait, no, it's fine, I can just quick travel, yeah. That's interesting, though. Ah. Stop gas! Thanks, 38! Zoom! There we go! Hi, Ella. I didn't watch Beast of Reincarnation because spoiler. So how was the game? Is it good? I'll tell you this. It is the only game I've ever watched. ever seen in my 13 years of streaming where chat told me to lower the difficulties I could be done with a game oh yeah I need to do this cover missus skate Yeah, it was like actually the first time I've never seen chat say that. Fuck, I probably could have done some good creditor kills here. Well, it's because what's the next one I gotta do for the worst nightmare? use a sonic batarang to learn him into a takedown yeah okay okay we should try to do these Now watch the door! There's a long ass cooldown on that. You gotta get those challenges done though. What's grenade used for? That's a great question actually, I haven't checked I guess we just throw it and they become concussed. I almost have the sonic battering again, I want to use it. Oh this game isn't bad at all. It kind of feels like Markham City. I'm not losing another cop to this bastard come on Come on buddy, come on more games looks like what ah whatever actually chat that's that's good that's actually smart because now I can do that you should have turned yourself in when you had the chance all right boys let's get this trash out of you know chat it's It's actually smart, Chad, it's smart, because now I still have those takedowns with a sonar, hopefully, and then I could just do it again now. Also I could do the takedown on that guy, which I gotta- oh man, come back. Oh my god, I have a super idea, Chad. Watch this. You're gonna be amazed by my game plan Fuck go and check it bro Fun! I want you to come to this. This is one of the challenges I have to do. Come to the... Watch out. Let me cook. Hold on. Let me cook this. I have to do this. I cannot lock the gadget. alright watch this amazing game plan a lot thank you for showing it slash game plan cackie damn oh there we go before I'm grabbed will take down yes now I've done that I don't have to do it again Uhhhhhhhhh And then stop a crime in progress well that's fucking free to do Chat that was cool right? That was like sick game I don't even care That was it's all just so I could do that I think chat It's only so I could do the thing now we got to do the other thing you only have limited Moments to do these All right, it's only limited movements all right at moments not movements. All right, there we go. Where am I? Watch the real baths in action Wait, I could do a silent takedown through that? Oh yeah, I knew that. No, no, no, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. See, they don't know, man. They have no idea. See? So free. It's all part of the game plan because now I'm luring them all out. Will this work on this? Yee! Yeah, this is good. I- it's three of these I gotta do. No, I don't know. God damn it. You always were a jerk? What the fuck? Okay, maybe the other guy will. Well, he's gonna go and check these. Come take my SONAR, shit! Help me, please! My life is shit! Yeah, come and check your buddy. I got him! Okay, now I'm gonna test this. Cool! That's actually sick you can do that. I still need to do one more on those, right? Yeah, I have two out of three, so I gotta do one more. And then I gotta complete a Predator Room without using Detectivision? Oh my god. I'm going to go take a look, but you know, my shift's over. Load. Load understood. The problem is Gordon... This won't be easy. But if I'm going to access the National Criminal Database, I'll find out what happened at Lazy Towers. I need to find the server room without being discovered Without being discovered is my specialty If I was Batman, what would be the gadget you'd suicide with immediately? My bet is choking on smoke bomb. What? You just used the remote batarang, dude. To help? Easy. We've learned that they're all competing for a huge bounty, which Black Mask has offered for the head of the bat. Where do I sign up? James Gordon! Yeah, well, they were supposed to be guarding the crime scene, not Gavin. I wonder the bat got the drop on him. Yeah, tell him to keep their eyes open next time. That was a funny take, though. He's a city employee! There is corrupt as they come and they're in my way. I wish you'd think price about that approach So you never know when you might need their help at any rate your objective is the GCPD server room I've marked it on your map Wait I heard it I'm gonna see if I can get this remote thing here There's a lot of dudes in there. See ya! I've never even seen C before. I Won't stand a chance against that many armed men. I can use death strokes remote claw to pass above their heads undetected I'm going in I am going in dude Nice! That's what I'm talking about! Let's take him down there! Yeah! What are we waiting for? Enough! We only get one night to get this done. Whenever they put you on tonight, I want you to blow it off. Thank you, XV-5. I'm gonna kill him in the back. It's your number one priority. That's clear? Yes, sir. All clear. Clear his day, sir. You got it. Sir, yes, sir. Pleasant! Shot him out. How are we gonna keep this from Gordon and the rest of the force? I can take them Where is the cash you know where he's got the cash? Got a war I'm just another column. Where is he going? I The wrong ass We're taking you in I can take you fuck I got him I Roll corrupted as shit Just jump a bit, counter a bit, roll a bit, okay, got it. What the fuck? It just glitched all over the place. It's fine, I'm still alive. I did not. Where am I? I don't know. This is totally beatable. Where the law is Face down I Was cooking man Shut up, police looks like justice is fun. Okay, this is actually pretty easy then I thought it would be worse I Won't stand a chance against that many armed men. I can use death strokes remote I So wonky this room Only one guy why the dudes with the weapons need to go all of these guys, nice two guys, good guy fuck you I'm taking that ass so jake man fuck me get the rifle guy hit the rifle guy no I'm tilted I'm tilted I'm looking at chat. I'm not tilted. I'm gonna come back. And then you little shit. And then you little shit. You have a rifle? Two rifles. One, two, three, four. Calendar of that shit. Get him. Get him. Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him. There's no way you were quicker than me. I'm Batman, bro! Suck my bat nuts! There's no way. Really? That's bad dude the moment you get into flow state is like super free, but it takes me way too long to do it I know smoke It's fine it's fine it's totally super doable. I'm literally just it's literally just kill issue I could double take that I am the law for I invented Oh I know what to do. Hit the guy with a rifle. I'm the improvise. No, no. Ha ha ha. This is my favorite sword. I Love what they just fucking ragged all the way dude It's so good Serpent effects Was there anything else? I mean normally you go over there you drop down and then you go over here I guess yeah Is this a predator? How do you know if it's a predator encounter? like he doesn't have to control right I do have a challenge to use this shit so I got to do it no I'm still thinking look calm down this is essential to operate for the $25,000 for information these don't work I Don't know where I am do you go punk You got no chance oh, that was so sick No Donations and cards for commissioner and family in the break room. Please come by and pay your exam. Snappy Frosty makes the 11 key reaches like 76. So what is this disruptor of yours? Oh, that's so nice. Little bit of this, little bit of that. Mostly though, it does a whole lot of none of your damn business. Oh, you want to play it like that? All right, maybe I'll have the guys over at Evidence Lockup. They can get kind of rough though. Hope it's not fragile. You want to play hard, boy? How's about I tell my cousin at the Gazette about the payments you've always been extorting from Penguin and the like? Scum like you's got a cousin at the Gazette. You expect me to believe that? You don't see a call in evidence, Laka. Now do I? You cops are all the same. You ain't getting nothing out of me. Like I said, I got all night. You and me both, pal. Vengeance is here. Talk, or you won't be walking anywhere, ever. All right, you gotta have a good job of the job, stop, buddy. No, you have to ask for me. How does this disrupt your work? One of the pigs, they've got its evidence, lock up. How about we take a little walk up to the roof? OK, OK, you win. It jams weapons, overrides electronic locks, all right? Now you're going to let me go. How'd that work out for you last time? Oh, that was so sick. Take a minute. Violence! Nah, and then I finish it. It's so funny, dude. It's so funny. That's so funny. My nuts are one of dead. I'm gonna drop my combos! We're not the problem here! Fuck you! And fuck me, I guess. I'm just trying to build my combo. It's like a truck! Yeah! Must be subtracted to this one! Priority one alert! All personnel be advised. 211s reported on the ground. That's gonna be a C for me, dude. Repeat, priority one alert! Intruder in the building. There's just there's so many fun like Connor moves and all that Hey, you! Yeah, it's great advice. Thanks! Priority 1 alert. All personnel be advised. 2-11 reported on the ground. 6-22 on the premises. Repeat, priority 1 alert. Intruder in the building. silent elbow to the neck to be honest that wasn't the silent takedown I pressed X so you can speed it up Barbara Gordon huh I heard this game was the lesser of the Arkham series. That's true, it's a different developer. It's a different developer, but it's very much Arkham City. It feels like Arkham City. It do when it does, would it be? Ooh, I can actually reach this. Nice. Conviction. If this was the Fallout franchise, it would be everyone's favorite game. I gotta play Fallout 4. Is this a predator segment? It is? Alright, let me see here. First, I have to take one out, uh, due to this. But if I lure him with that and then I do this, I should get the challenge, I think. It's fine? Yes. There we go. Now that's done. Yeah, I used the vision, but I've- I- I- I wasn't on that one yet. I had to do the battering first now I can restart and do complete a predator room without using detective vision This is gonna be hard as fuck though I mean it doesn't say I have to do it stealthily though does it yeah maybe check your computer one it should have no it didn't oh shit okay I mean I can work with it I guess it's Ah, fuck. Fuck. Well, can I do both? In this room? Stay sharp, fellas. Closing on your location. I'd already be there. Moving! So, if I take this guy out... Like this... And then I do a Sonic Battery on the last guy. I'll get both. I'll make it through tonight. Maybe I will take that test job. Let's test it. Oh my god, it's so hard not to press this button, though. Oh, there's so many of them. Fucking yikes. Press it. I see it! Wait, but I don't need to- It's fine though, it's alright. Just don't use the vision, and we're fine. Don't use the vision. Oh no! Don't lose him! Dammit! Stop, let's just do that! I used it? Aww, but it auto-uses it when you throw a smoke though. Awww. Awww. Awww. Listen up, people. I want this fat bastard to take it down ASAP. There's a big payday in it for us, but don't screw it up. Gotta remember to talk to Marx. That guy knows how to get paid. You'd think with the number of skulls we'd crack fun... Yeah, I could just use Sonic Batarang on that guy, but I could use it now too, it's fine. I'll use it on this guy. Oh my god two more there's so many here Oh, remote claw? Dude, I'm so scared of pressing L1. How does this work? Like, if I do this, we're- No, I'm not gonna press L1. Oh shit, like- What if I do this? Okay. Okay. That guy's fucking dead. Tell you what, he's not sneaking up on me. Damn it! Check your sectors. Try not to find me that damn hurt! The bag got someone! Did I tell you to watch your corners? Three more, dudes. Hey! Three more dudes. Oh my god, I'm so close to pressing L1 it's insane. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? of Oh, I can't see where he is. Yo what up, smeg, my cultivator. Oh my... I could just like jump on him. Brother. You're okay. Come on, man. Yes! There we go! Nice. Now we got that ship down. I can use L1 again. What's the next step on this? Complete a predator encounter without doing any takedowns. Okay, you literally just fucking- oh wait, no. Perform four exotic takedowns in one predator encounter. Vent takedown, Explosive gel takedown, corner takedown, and hanging ledge takedown. Oh my god. Also I dinged. Nice. The bat's warm. And then I can finally get this special combo, and then we, yeah, just really good. Yeah, there's specific kind of rooms that have all those for yeah, all those s let's go PCO officer piece officer PCO Shouldn't you be searching a quadrant Yeah, I'll leave that to the boys and swat. Why's that? Ain't you heard? Brandon made a deal with Black Mask. They're trying to kill the Bat and collect the bounty. You gotta be kidding me. Gordon know about this? Probably, but what's he gonna do? What can he do? Hell, he's lucky if Brandon and those guys ever listen to him. This department is so screwed. Hey, uh, how do we get in on the bounty? Dispatch! I got Damn it I haven't used my concussing grenade at all Oh no load oh protocol I'm not familiar with and the windows are reinforced glass I have not seen the Odyssey inside the evidence locker might do the trick fuck for these Please, I can't talk to the evidence locker. Ah. Um... Um... Um... Oh, hi! Yeah Alfred I can't access the evidence locker. I need an alternate ruin the evidence locker sir Well according to these schematics it adjoins an old elevator shaft which you can access by the infirmary You should be able to break in from there. I've added it to your map I go here go thumb the fenders a Gotham Defenders Yeah, I'm a 120 FPS the rivals are awesome Is this the Christmas Batman game? Uh, yeah. It is. All personnel, reports of our 622 on lower level, need security in those areas immediately. So the next one I gotta do, oh yeah, what about like Shadow Vigilante, what's the next one I do here you also you also unlock cool shit here complete a fight without leaving focus mode oh okay fuck well that should be easy though what do you unlock here free flow power gadgets and then shadow vigilante well that should be easy fuck I I should have checked that but you can easily just do those outside main missions it's the worst nightmare you gotta do for the the the yeah yeah I'm this is just the database all the balls stop a crime okay that's pretty easy oh shi I need a weapon! I need a gun! I got it! What? I got the gun! I can use this! I'm gonna shoot him! man this guy is like a heavy so he blocking my ass why do you block my ass I need to do the free-flow shit we'll do it some other fight What the fuck happened to this guy? The grapple move is the best one. Like, sometimes they just go flying up into the sky. It's hilarious. There you go. I heard the boom. 93. Good, you've made it to the infirmary. Now look for an entrance to an old elevator shaft. That will take you to the evidence locker. Yes. we got all the health upgrades now that's kind of nice I mean we're basically forced to grab them Depress El, thanks for the 75. Ah Ah How do you like the combos and far compared to city? I mean, it's very the same In my book of honesty the as a camera, um, I played all the asylum and city, yeah, now I'm playing origins. I am Anchor. Uh-huh. Very nice. Getting so many gadgets. I might do horror later. There's a new horror game. I'll let you spin the face or face skin or whatever Skin stapler yeah Skin equals stapler we could play it's already 9 p.m. God damn We could play that. I don't know how long it is. Does anyone have any idea? An hour or two hours? Hey you! Butter Bing equals Butter Boom. Alright, we could go back down with this now, I guess. I don't know what that is. The disruptor should allow me to get past this gate. So, oh, so that's the disruptor. Now I can use this. I don't know what that is. All right, free flow. Let's go. Is that like DMU Bane? Hella bet, eh. Okay, since when when it does their free flow even count, like Can I use it on the last guy and just not leave it? We're gonna we're about to find out And then I pissed the wrong ass I pissed the wrong ass, dude Give me free flow Let's see how this works. I tried to count to my- Good job. I'm gonna get this. You can just do it in the Batcave though. I don't know why I'm restarting. Just win. Oh come on! I will... Now you're in for it! He's just one man! God, I'm so fucking tilted! Give me free flow! Give me free flow! I Didn't see they had a knife I just I didn't see you had a knife. No, I'm gonna do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it here. I can do it here. I can do it here. It's a hundred percent, dude. A hundred percent. Watch this. I'm gonna fucking cook. Everybody rush to me once! What the fuck is this? I'm not gonna cry. Oh, no, sick though. All right, let's go. Here we go. I'm free-flowing. I think you can keep up with me. Welcome to the party. This is my party, motherfucker. I Get it I guess so challenge complete Yeah, I think I did it Yeah, there it is I got it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa B. Yeah, what? What? Yeah, I didn't use any tools, really. I used a bat... bat-a-ring. Oh, yeah, you can actually quick throw a stun bomb. That's cool. I just wanted to get the challenge though So what's the next shadow vigilante score a commutation bonus of three or more in one fight? Gadgets takedowns dodges and special moves. I mean that should be super free. That's just a fight, right? Yeah, I think so four exotic takedowns. Yeah, three or more. That's like super easy. Uh, scheme staple game might be around three hour mark. Ooh. Well, maybe we could play it after, after being done here like you know how the heck did he hate I'm live this weekend, yes. I'm gonna update schedule below. My next day I'm gone is like the 14th of August oh you can't just hook that Well, I knew it was easy. You've been charging! Clear! Clear! I got a pulse. Alright, call it in. Let's get him to Gotham General. We'll do. As soon as he stabilizes. Please, we don't want any trouble. I'm not here to hurt you See the words Trying to get a headshot on you, Missy. You wanna play a game called the movies? You're gonna throw a student a higher exit stuff? No! I have no- I feel like I've heard of it, though. Lock, top, run, Arkansas, and throw away the key. No- Oh yeah, shit, I forgot to remove the ass. Hey, you! Authoritation. Authorication. Authorized only. Authorized only. Oh. No, but we're going for this. Special combat attacks and special combat taking active at five instead of eight yeah buddy and then I got to go through the store to get the next wait double special combo move so you can use two instead of one no way this last play big walk with the lads maybe tomorrow she is a national criminal database it's right here You must spend a lot of time here. Home box. Home box? You're bypassing the network security. But you'll need to physically bridge the internet to the external telecom wires if you want to uplink remotely. This kind of knowledge could get a young guy into a lot of trouble. They run under the building. What does? The telecom wires. You can access them through the sewers. wait why do you do what you do because I made a promise wait can I fight them Let's cross this one off the list! Alfred, I'm on my way out. But before I can access the server remotely, I need to hack into the telecom wires I need to gcpd. You should be able to access them from the sewers which run below the building. I'll take the closest entrance on your map. I'm dipping Fuck I need to get into free clothes I can oh Oh my god, stop shooting, man! I'm Batman! I'm on your side when I feel like it. Fuck. Ah, and I just achieved free flow too. I Then I get hit in my ass It's just skill issues Just let me I can easily win this that was just pure skinless you pure skinless you looks like justice is finally been authority is it only is a Swedish folklore I've never heard of this I Then I get hit by Melly out of everything I keep getting hit by Melly and nothing what the oh there's a visible wall here. What the fuck I gotta let him get out I didn't mean to use that. First the wrong button. I'm full Well, it's over now though as long as you just take out a few of them it turns it turns free Literally just hit them I don't need no damn smoke. I'm winning. I'm winning anyways, fuck's sake. I am the law. As be gaming, but this is just like a little sign. There's a huge invisible wall here. Like I got 10,000 XP for that man insane All I'm plus 5k, yeah, it's nice easy dude easy Alfred I'm on my way. Oh did I get a dark night challenge? Oh, you can run and slide into grace. Oh shit, let's go Penguin's man said the disruptor can be used to jam their weapons bounce him bounce bounce damn it I didn't get a good balance you want to get the good bounces He fucking hit me during the that's so lucky I am free flow can't wait to put you on mercy Oh, yeah, we're back here now, right? I finished three more variations- Oh, I did! Oh, yeah, then I gotta check the next. Knock down at least three enemies with explosive gel. Well, that's easy. Not at the same time. That's three. That's it. Look, I'm deload. of the No, fight them! I'll loosen it, make 64 in prison, make 62, and actually make 96. I don't want to hurt you, but you need to stay out of my way. Never. Let's say I'm on your side. My side. My side works within the law. My side doesn't leave suspects with broken bones and missing teeth. We've earned Gotham's respect. If that were true, I wouldn't leave. Gordon, clear the light of fire! Hold your fire. If he moves, take him down. You've got nowhere to run. Move, Gordon! I'm taking him down! Take no force! Damn it. I'm gonna juggle your ass. Yeah, I'm not even Gordon is safe from the baths. That's crazy. Oh yeah, okay, we're here. Gordon voice actor There it is we could do the horror game apparently like three showers I need a favor. Some evidence creeds have gone missing. I wanted to finish the GCPD here. So I'm sending you their GPS location information. Use your weapon disruptor on any creeds you find. It'll fry their circuits and render the stuff useless. Penguin 6 arm cache. Uh, let me see what the re- what the reviews are for this game. Maybe it's ass- what was it called? skin was it skin stapler yeah I was skin stapler so it came out today it seems pretty good actually got two reviews it just came what the fuck the a goo in a platoon? People like it dude. People like it There's way more than two reviews so why like Gave us everything 18 plus humor horror jump scares funny moments I It's probably gonna be pretty good in it. Let me buy it at least let me buy it It has gooner vtuber voice actors real back in my time funny moments compilations was the shit man yeah we could play it we could play it baban ain't going anywhere you know Nice to have a little mix-up. Nice to have a little mix-up. It's pudding day. Pudi-pudi! Pudi-pudi! Bokurekva, big up-pudi! I don't know, it stays on like that. I need any unassigned unit for special assignment. Stand by. They say something like that. Let's see, let's try skins, I'm curious about this game. I think it's actually going to be cinema, Shaft. I think it's going to be cinema. Oh, Organs! Dude, playing through these, I'm getting so excited for night. People say night is so crazy. The skim stapler. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, the graphics are supposedly really, really good. Shit. I'll see you in the next video. How is this Borderless Window, by the way!? It's NOT!! This is NOT Borderless Window! You liar! Okay, NOW it's Borderless! Full screen equals Borderless, dude! Haven't I played this? No, this came out today! Well, play Gotham Light for sure, yeah. Absolutely. After Origins, not immediately after. DLC is perfect for me? Oh yeah, I don't have that DLC though. You gotta purchase two Now we're good, we're good. Let me just go buff her real quick chat. Of course the fucking minigame's glitched, why does it stop sort of breaking all the time? Oh yeah, Arkham Knight I'm playing, yeah. I thought, wait, what's Gotham Knight? Okay, hold on, let me buff her. I know I am let's go Oh, no. Uganda, thanks for 14, they did not have like six years. Man, this is like old school, playing like a main game and playing like scuffed horror in the evening. That's old school, dude. myself the same question how much farther can we fall and now we got some freak carving his way through the city leaves skin like paper trails the streets whisper fear and cover-ups me I just whisper Tuesday later come in are you talking to yourself in your smoother again I don't know you an explanation what do you want guys cool looking for you get down to the station fine tell him I'm on my way Like the hair curve there. She makes the one auto dead doll. The night before at the burrow's apartments. What is that piercing? Whoa, okay. That one was loud. I'm gonna have to click this. Storm's really coming down tonight. Great. Now I'm wide awake. If this keeps up, I'm not getting any sleep. Miners won't make some much of it. Hold on, let me re-catch it. I can already- this game is gonna be peak. Man, this fucking tapestry or whatever is awful. Jesus Christ. Okay, I'm gonna match a max. Can I lower my sensitivity a bit? Thank you. She's a cosplayer. My working mirror? No way dude. That was crazy. The stove has been broken for a few days now. The landlord still hasn't said someone to fix it. I need to grab my pipe wrench and tighten the valves under the sink. Your pipe wrench? Probably the storage over here. That's the outside door, I knew that. Where do you have your pipe, huh? Oh, there's the toolbox, right? The shirt says, like, slow clockwise turns. Let's see how much pressure you can take. Mini milk. There. That should be enough cr- This is broken, uh, do you have like a, oh here, yeah, yeah. Of course. A jank monster Hey, hey, hey, it's ya boi, DJ Wolves, the voice of the Karrion City. Now I wish I had better news for you, Night Owls, but the word on the screen is that I've still got nothing but the skin stapler. They're calling the skin stapler. That's right, folks, no arrests, no suspects. City Hall says everything's under control, but around here, we know better. Half the department's crooked, the other half's asleep at the wheel. So lock your doors and keep that dial right where it is. Stay sharp, Karrion City. City Turn it off me my coffee mug right add much shop That really is a spot perfect with this weather Who could that be? This is Skin Stapler. Hello? Good evening, citizen. I am the municipal department calling. Carian Municipal Department? At this hour? Well... The city never leaves. I didn't even do anything! Okay... What do you want? Oh, just a quick courtesy, Carl. I'll be heading off the ballot to your building soon for us. Tonight? During a thunderstorm? The dining is going to bed. Wait, what? The hell was that? Well, the power's gonna be out soon. I better set up some candles around the apartment. I have some in the bathroom. All right, let's go ballroom maxing Damn that was quick I must be kitchen well never mind I might as well take a shower before the water gets Oh no! I'm in towel! I can see through the towel when I'm walking. Hello? Uh, hello? Who's there? Check off you. They're huge. I'm not opening the door. Oh, just a quick little mind to you. Won't take but a moment. You can look tomorrow, when the sun's up. Aaaaaaah! What? But, now we're looking the surprise! She's smart dude, she's not gonna fall for it. What surprise? Tiss, tiss, tiss. No spoilers, my darling. Now if you could kindly open the fucking door. Not a chance in hell, you freak. Fine. If you won't open the door, I'll make my own entrance. I'll hide here. We're saved. Gotta make a break for the front door, it's my only chance. Okay. I'm free! Don't aggro him? You should be licking me, Colin. What else do you know that's coming? Edge? I'll kill you. Wait here! Hold on! You don't have to do this! Of course he doesn't have to, he wants to! Oh, my dear! This is your favorite part! You've got an amazing connection to my life, pal. I'm so happy you can die. I'm the god of everything. No, it's all right. All the souls' minds must be in my mind. You take the camera! It's time for a nap to be true. Yeah, you know. I'm a monster baiter. Kerry and City Police Department. The flesh pits. Hello Luna. I see they still have you babysitting the front desk. You're late again Slater. I was thoughtin' to thank you. Fall asleep at your cruiser again. And yet, here we are. Some of us don't get to disappear into the night. O'Brien's bidding for you in his office. Office? Lucky me. Yeah, well, let me buzz you in. See you around. Aye Captain Bulls, I think it's 54 Tiger Fish, 70 Dollar Hand, I think it's 132 Holy shit, then Dirt Alert, it takes a 9-10 We are not soybeans No mirrors? Oh. Man is jorking. Good evening, Debbie. Oh my god, dick. You're like totally late again. Yeah. You're on the way to taking bets. Totally. She like owes me $20 now. So, how many degenerates we got locked up tonight? Not many. Chief doesn't like eating them. He wants all the food budget for himself. The ears every year a budget gets smaller and his belly gets bigger Okay, but we do have one creep locked up Keeps doing something weird over in that corner But like I'm not going in there to make him stop Okay, but like They're paying me enough to keep these weirdos in line That's fine. That's my problem. Solid strategy. Don't work too hard. Debbie. Debbie. I mean, I mean, Detective Slater, sir. Elmner, you hear any chatter about the stapler? No, sir, but I was just thinking. If you need backup or someone to ride along, I could log in response times, radio calls, crime patterns I can really help out there these streets will chew you up and spit you out you're a good kid but your place is here at the station did I voice Elmer I just don't want to push buttons for lights the voices to light you don't want to see what I've seen just keep at it kid and let me know if If you hear anything about this stapler... Where'd you left, Mr. Slater? Uh, I mean... detective. You still chasing Gers, Slater? Someone has to. Yeah, just don't expect me to keep up anymore. I've got one foot in the grave. It could be worse. Most cops in Cary and City never make it to retirement. Retirement? With how corrupt this city is? Far away to the game? Beginning, smoothers. I'm waiting on my feet to like kneel over in those streets. I think we both share, I'm afraid. It's not too late for you, dick. But me? Well, I'm getting too old for this shit. Classico. I'm sure you'll get your claws into him sooner or later. I heard a bit of larks I heard too, yeah. Hopefully sooner than later. If you talk to him, what a good word for me, yeah? I'm not your wingman. Get help, Roxy. Yeah, Roxy. Well, is that Kurt Angle? Damn. Nice to get to finally show up later. Wanted punctual. You should have hired a watch Who's the kid? He looks too clean for this city That's detective Robbie Knox transfer That's a slider. It's an honor. I've read every report you ever wrote your work on the full mooner guner case Back in 79 was legendary They're full moon or gooner. What's up, I'm Pixion. Yeah. I think it was Edgy on Total Collapse back then. But I put down that freak. We're good. You saved the city. Saved. I just delayed the inevitable. Now we've got a new animal stalking these streets. streets. Which is why you're gonna need help. The stapler's escalating and you're no longer chasing him alone. Excuse me. Max is your partner. We're teaming up. What? You gotta be kidding me, O'Brien. You know I work alone. I can't be wasting time babysitting some new transfer if you could give me a minute gentlemen duty calls That's better Robbie why don't you wait by Slater's cruiser I need to talk to him I'm alone. Roger that, Chief. Goodball, thanks, 13-man. Pleasant. What's up? Jake, I just think the mayor so far down in my throat about the stapler, that I feel like I'm at a diesel box film. You're killing me, O'Brien. You don't get a vote on this. He's your new partner. Now get out there and catch me a killer. See you later! Sheee! Fuck. This is the best slop like horror I've ever seen. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. He's the best slop like whore I've ever seen. We've played a few of these. They are few and far between, but they're always very good. The city was never the same. accepted Slater rule one you don't try and impress me I okay rule two if things go bad you stay behind me break either rule I leave you at the curb Understood. Hey, you! Y'all, season X51! Uh, Walking Fish 2? Isn't there a new Walking Fish? How much does it might be? What up, Jake? All good. Aftermath. Part 1. I've been going over to case notes all morning. Yeah? Yeah? What do they say? That this killer leaves... messages. That's one way to put it. Ged, you plan on hitting the button, or are we taking the scenic route? Oh crap, right, yeah. Sorry. Listen, Slater, I know you usually work alone, But I just want to help. Do what I say, what I say it. We won't have a problem. Do you ever get used to this? To what? Elevators. No. These kinds of cases. Well there's our peers, but else nothing. Yeah. It's all the same to me. Just another maniac that needs to be put in the ground. Enough questions, kid. We've got a job to do. We lost our cat. Noooore. Martin, has anyone else inspected the scene? No one besides the initial officers. Good. You're looking a little stiff, Dick. Everything alright? Just hoping this new partner isn't soft. There's no telling what kind of a mess this stateer left in that apartment. They know what they're doing. Detective mode, inspect evidence, search crime scene for interactable evidence, look for hidden clues and photograph them. Oh, how do you... have it done, Che? The phone. Nothing. Yeah, there's blood everywhere. Well, we got... wasn't that a slide? Could we use it here? Maybe later. Maybe there's more. So, tell me. What's missing here? A bedroom, sir. Good eye. Tell me what else you see. Ah, an old dresser cabinet? Look at the floor. You see that blood trail and the flickering light shining out from under the cabinet. He's good. I do. The bedroom's on the other side of this cabinet. Why would a stapler block it off like this? My guess is the remains of our victim are in there. Alright kid, get this cabinet moved. No spoilers yet, we gotta look for everything, Che. 2 out of 4, check the kitchen, 3 out of 4, all right we're going in, in. Can we turn the light on? No? Damn, this is like all her skin. He's stapled across the apartment. She's mega skimmed. I gotta find the last evidence. Is it a Mr. Hardhat? Oh yeah, you're right. Nothing here, though. One more Evidance somewhere. Yeah, it wasn't there. You're, you're, you're, you cannot one guy me. Oh yeah, wait. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Damn, he cut off her head, I'm like, yeah. The marked will shed their skin to cleanse the city before judgment comes. Mark will shed their skin to cleanse the city before judgement comes. That's- Sounds like the ravings of a living tape. I actually clicked, sir. Or more on. They haven't made up my mind yet. No. Listen. Marked. Cleans. Judgment. That's religious language. What if he thinks he's chosen? Like he's doing this for a reason? It's what every nut job grabs on to when they want to heal him, Kurt. So you're saying it doesn't mean anything? I'm saying it means he's gonna keep killing until we stop him. Good point. Bag the slides. We're done here. Religious words. Aftermath part one. the quick fix hot fresh wieners inside all right another beautiful night in carrion city i get to spend it stuff and isn't visit that's my daylight streamer choices but i don't regret you baby my jank wagon deserves nothing but the it is right All right, yeah. Once I have you paid off, I can quit this crappy job and leave this city in my dust. I'm gonna be counting the days until then. Better head inside and start my shift. All right. Full of jaguars and carbonated water when I get on the ground. 10 seconds. Thanks for waiting. Duggies? Ah, it's Pear Taste. Oh, was Fifi? Fifi, like the one with the piercing? That was vtuber also? Ah, yeah, okay, okay Good ol quick fix plunger got me out of so many stinky situations I'm coming, chill. Famous quick fix wiener stand. It's out of wieners. your fix at the click fix this is hexi how can i help you oh hey boss yeah sorry for being a few minutes late i got stuck in traffic What? Erick didn't bring in the meat delivery? That means it's been sitting out in the rain all day! It's probably rotten by now! Fucking Erick! Are you calling me on the shitter again? Again disgusting Slaba thanks for six marrow, thanks 17. Thank you guys Monday next week bro, it's Friday tomorrow right all right come down I'll grab the meat from the back make some fresh wieners. Just please please stop calling me when you're in the middle of taking a crap It is, yeah. Dude, it's Thursday now, that means Friday tomorrow. Oh Fridays of Batman origins Oh jeez let's get the crap out of me man What? Fix? I think you missed the joke, dude. Oh! I love jokes! Especially the ones with the kill-a-bunch line. Cool. Great talk. You need something or... My-my. I feel you have an appetite. Buddy, if you're talking about the hot dogs, they aren't ready yet. Come back in, like, 20 minutes. Oh, the best meal I've ever been waiting for. Yes! Just a moment right with another creep. I hate this city. Oh my god, it's repairing a generator. What the fuck dude? So we'll see again. All right, we gotta cook these now. Oh, mom, hey, youngster. Let me get a nice long one and make it showcase Fucking I'll shut up. I'm trying to find the buns man Shut up I Happen to my cooked wiener Oh, I can turn it off. Okay. All right. I have this put that there Shut up. You want a nice long one. You didn't want anything on it ketchup and mustard Man the dual wheel is crazy. I need a relish the fuck some relish Oh. Add the words? Okay. Hope they'll get container on here. you a way to eat. We know is ready. We know is ready. We know is ready. We know is ready. There you go. You're calling fixer chat. Come on, fixer chat. How'd that play this before? No, this came out today. Oh, fuck, he's coming. Oh, crap, you again? Pryator? Dude, I don't know what that means, I just work here. Did she come in to get one of those quick fix wieners though? Well, I do love a nice piece of flesh, but I'm in the mood for something a little more unique. Well, if you aren't here for a wiener, what do you want? There seems to be a little wall in this place. You happen to carry any staples? Uh, why do you need staples this late at night? Oh! You could say I'm walking on a little art project. Mmm. Hey, whatever man. None of my business. I think we have someone on the back shelf over there by the toilet. Perfect! Thank you! I'll be seeing you again! Wee-nice ready, wee-nice ready, wee-nice ready! I'm gonna have a full wiener ready for when the next customer shows up. full wiener and then I'm gonna toast buns but you're back I already gave you a wiener I heard you have the biggest wieners around Yeah, sure, here we go. G.H.C. makes 96! The mommy's bunk, I think it's 4-1. There you go buddy. We got it. Hey, my heart always like that too. Yep. End of my microphones. Uh-huh. Oh, someone normal. What can I offer you today, miss? Hey, Hexer. Hey, yes, Shrimp Queen. Shrimp Queen. It's comfort food. Don't judge me. No judgment. Better than these wieners I'm selling. You don't want to know what's in them. You should see some of the stuff I've scraped off the floor at gutter's end. We're both living the dream, eh? You on your break? One day, we'll get out of this dump. And yeah, I gotta get back soon. How much I owe you? No, no, don't worry about it. This one's on me. I'm feeling a little shrimp-athetic tonight. Get it? Oh, you should be arrested for that one. Thanks, XC. I'll see you later. Have a good shit player. My wieners! Wiener is ready, wiener is ready, wiener is ready. Shit, dude! What the hell is your problem? It seems you're a lot of stappers. I'm getting pretty sick of your shit. I think you better leave before I make you. I did see something I liked very much, but there's no longer here. What? Hey, you. I can see this establishment doesn't employ the brightest, but anyway... They employed me, they would. my way thanks for shopping at the quick fix I guess whatever I'm on it well guardian thanks for the three anniversary dude and and people's thanks for the 67 man hentai reader thanks for six thank you and ghc big noisy six again finally creeps gone they check out the restroom all right let's fix this shit it has a lot of tools here what up big jaws Weed is ready. Great. I'm here to club the shitter. Just what I needed. Better grab the plunger. It's gonna be... It's gonna be Generator again. Whoa, what do you mean? Ugh, this stupid thing isn't working. Thanks, see what's out! What is that sound? GUTTERS AND BOLING ALLI. Oh, we heard now? Yeah we are. I've got a head inside and talked to him. Oi! Wake the fuck up! You can't! You're not finished, Erlin? Ugh, who cares anyway? We haven't had a customer in hours. This place is dead. I don't know how it stays in business. Ugh, I think the owner's using it to launder money. Honestly, wouldn't shock me. Anyway, I'm about to clock out. Cool. Let me nuke this cup of nudies and then you can go pass out somewhere else. Did I play? Noooorrrr... play? Noooorrrr... play? Noooorrrr... hey I played this. Hmm... yeah I play these games. I'll come back for this later. I should go tell Lucas he can go. Vent! Carnival of Terror. Camp slaughter. Knight of the Slasher. All right, Lucas, you can get out of here. Sweet. Phoenix Blair, there are a few things I didn't get a chance to do. Oh, I bought that today, no. Oh, what? I can't believe I'm getting roped into doing your jobs. What needs to be done? We'll call it even if you're scared of me. One of the ball feeders is jammed with a ball. Can you get it loose? After that, there are a few balls that need polishing and some shoes that need to be deodorized. You couldn't even polish the balls. That's like the easiest thing to do here. What would you name a Slasher movie and what would be the plot? Nice try, Mufsy. You're not getting my ideas. Listen, Blair, the only balls I'm polishing tonight are mine. Oh, wow, Lucas. Just wow. Catch you later, Blair. The busted ball feeder. I'd better head behind the counter and polish those balls. Oh, fuck. Hello there. Welcome to gutters end. What a lovely little establishment this is. What an adorable little creature running it. Creature? Do you want to purchase a lane or am I going to have to- Isn't that just your ex-com character? Yeah, kinda Right well, it's five bucks a game per lane Ex-com arch dude ex-com 2 is so damn good I like your fresh cut. Uh, thanks, I think. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever felt like you're wearing a costume you can't take off? You mean like my work uniform? Sure, let's call it that. I don't get paid to answer weird questions. Either buy a lane or get out Let me ask you something Hey girl, you got walkers all around you they're in the woods Total creep Clean the dirty balls. I'm trying to do both at the same time, see if it works. I think that was quicker because of it. I missed it. No, he was standing there. Above me. All right, time to clean the stinky shoes. He was standing here. He just doesn't scare me, all right? Because I'm so unscarable. Hey, you. The dirty shoes of our folk in blind man. Yeah, I'm Mega Chad. Okay, well... Ah, that makes sense. Oh, they have a meter. I'm not scared of water. When's Chad gonna get it right? I'll see you in the next video. Where did that weirdo go? He didn't even do any bowling Whatever now that he's gone. I can go grab my cup of nudies real fast I'll eat this back at the register Noodles. You had cur- BOOM! Oh wait, she's in the bowling machine? Oh, fuck. What happened? Oh, wait, she's in the bowling machine? Oh, fuck. What happened? Well, you're awake. You've got to listen to me. Mr. Shweep? It was impossible to gain my belly. You'll have time for this, will you? We'll be back any second. True story. What are you talking about, Mr. Shrimp? Oh, I've been seeing him. It's kind of good. I can't tell you, Shrimp. I can't even feel my body, Mr. Shrimp. Oh, it's for dinner, Mr. Shrimp. You hear me? Go! Oh, what are you talking to? Let's just try and calm down, will you? Let's just try and calm down, will you? I can see a silver in the side of what's left of the screen. The winner is ready. Let's just try and calm down, will you? Let's just try and calm down, will you? Let's wait. I always beat the reincarnation ending. Worth it? No. Oh, let's get the fuck out of here! I'm a friend! Let's get out of here! Damn. Good thing she wasn't lying the other way. Ah! True, true. You always enter crime scene like that? Only when I'm feeling polite. You think this is the stapler's work? I don't think any more, kid. I know. And I can plow through anything. That's coming out of your paycheck. What's the situation? We haven't been able to locate any body yet. Oh. Get in there and show Robbie the ropes. Sure thing, Chief. I got this shit. Oh, can I talk to you? You know, the game had a button right, Slater. Whoops. Must've missed that. Yeah, you sure did. I said you sure did, not sure you did. Oh, it's like skin covered. Who's this punk? He's the one who called this in. Can you check on his friend Blair? She walks in. Wait, what's that smell? Don't ask. Seriously, oh god, isn't that? You done redecorating me, you jerk. We've got work to do. I don't mind the smell. Actually, I can't like it. Wait, are you dicks later? I'm not talking to this maniac. You saw something. Start talking. I ain't saying sh- I'm here to help! Wrong answer! Keep holding him, Dick! I'm learning things about myself! Quiet, Roxy. Robbie, shoot this scumbag, the police sketch! right okay hey look at this you've seen this guy before start talking all right stop hitting me man yeah he was at the quick fix came in looking for staples or whatever he was acting strange pretty sure that freak rigged the toilet Ugh, that's why I'm covered in shit. I don't know, wait. I don't remember I'm staring at it later when she came in. You think she's okay, man? That's enough. Roxy, take this bow down and turn it on. I do- Book him. Obstruction. You got it, Slater. Don't worry, sweetie. We'll get you cleaned up one way or another. You've got to be kidding me. Won't leave me alone with her. A coin lock box wrapped in stapled skin. Alright, let's check for every danche. extra skin. What part is that? Was that doors though? What's going on here? The office door isn't locked, but I can't seem to get it open. Should I call on a sledge from the station? No. Time for you to get your hands dirty, kid. Climb in those vents right there and see if they lead to the office. Alright. I'll try. And Oh No evidence for... Maybe the head is the evidence? That's a tiny head, isn't it? Still in one piece? Good. What did you find? bloodbath body of a young female completely skinned decapitated i assume it's the body of the employee lair nice work kid let's keep looking around let's see what we can find well we can do the little coins not Come. There's a busted tape inside. The label says, come. Yeah. We got a real poet on our hands. Think it's a message? Everything this sick bastard leaves is a message. So, it's me then? Definitely. I have a feeling this isn't the last tape we'll find. The Aftermoth part 2, Aftermoth, Luna's cream filled donut holes. I should really question why this is my life, but hey, it pays the bills. One good donut can fix anything. Keep it simple, keep them hot, and most importantly, keep them cream filled. God, I want like a warm donut, dude. I'm refreshedly made. Let's get to work. Alrighty then. it the joke is SCS I should head inside and get ready for the late-night rush of course I need to open the parking gate switches by the register You make doughnuts at home with your deep fryer? It's amazing. 20 doughnuts a day in the deep fryer. Man, I want to try it. I don't have like a deep fryer though, but you could just pour oil into a pot, right? Didn't you just do that? this whole time around with a little warm and creamy would you oh shesh grab scoop of raw doughnut dough from back room oh my god Fucking Cthulhu over here. The doe fister? You ship Donado at warm cream injector. Oats! Man, I gotta start making some baked oats or overnight oats, man. I should kill her, man. Add creamy white glaze to un-glazed doughnut. Yeah, I'm just frying it first. Put glazed donut in the donut box. Here you go buddy. here. It's going to make a new one. I'm desperate to get some cream inside you. Leave. Uh, working on it. Hey, you. Yeah, what I beg all low give me 45 school well or some new word game out now They're just eating the dough. Yeah, thank you, Danky. Don't worry all the time. Scare-Line? Aw, I got one done. Here you go. Fresh and hot. Be careful out there. I'll stop by after I close up and rent something Spooky She gonna die we all gonna die I love when I have a belly full of one cream Oh, right. Horror game equals retail job simulator CLVIC nation. Yeah. All right, carrying city DJ Wolves back on the air, and we've got another victim to talk about. A young woman named Blair was found dead inside the local bowling alley, gutters that she was seen inside was bad, real bad. And from what I'm hearing it's our same old friend the skin stapler, at it again. I've heard from my source of walls covered in stapled flesh and strange cryptic messages left behind. Now we've got two new bodies in two nights, folks, and we are no closer to answers. So pour yourself another cup, keep that radio cool. I'm just making a bunch of doughnuts. Well, well, well. Welcome back, Chief. What is this, for the fifth time tonight? Shhh, shhh, shhh. You know I can't get enough of your cream, Luna. So, the usual then? No, after what I saw earlier, I need something else. Something I've been thinking about for weeks now. Like what? My claim's suddenly not good enough for you. Don't play dumb with me, Luna. You know what I want. Give me the case whole. You're not serious, are you, Chief? The last person who tried one almost buckled from the sheer size I've never been more serious in my life There it is Oh fuck! Thank you FBI party man. Oh yeah. I don't understand who are you? What happened? Maybe I'm just a fool. Speak out loud. It's he who you just... you just... you just head off! You're a monster! Yes! You must not give up on it! But further, you fact, you've got this! You're not a hero, Captain! It's just a problem. You know, scare people? Let's wait until now! Aftermath part 3. This city smells like crap. No matter how high you climb. Why are we on a roof? Perspective. The crime scene? Of everything. Come on. Let's get down there and investigate. Okay, there's a ladder right over there. No time. Slayer! Nice landing kid Your voice over Oh shit take a good look get that's what happens when you get soft dog what do you mean oh Brian this one's a great cop we came up together then he let the cream take over now look at him uploaded headless courts I don't know later we might be in over our heads what do we do now we finished the job listen I have a feeling this freak left us a present inside O'Brien's body reach into his neck and see what you could find yes do it what do it I'm doing that Slater I'm the highest ranking officer still alive that makes me the active chief I am ordering you to stick your arm down O'Brien's throat and find me Any hidden evidence? Jeez. This isn't what I signed up for. But alright, Slater. Oh God. It's so slimy. Why do I feel like this has all been done before? Who cares? Keep digging. One out of three. What happened with her body? Oh, we need it for this. Good Yeah. Vanilla Moon Cream, Eclipse-filled Long John Pale Cream Ritual, Starlit Vanilla Hole Charmed Cream Stick, Oracle's Cream Stick, Crescent Cream Bar, Shatter Cream Log, and the Case Hole. What do you think chat four letter word milk I think it's milk. Nah, it wasn't milk chat. Mega? There's no E, dude! Kill. Not kill. Dick? There's no D, dude. Liar? Ooh, that's a good one. Liar. Yeah, that's it. I can't find it. Another tape. This one says, find it. He's trying to tell us something. Yeah. Thing is, I ain't listening. The trail runs cold here. I suspect there are a couple more tapes for us to find. Along with a couple more bodies. You see how he posed her body? It's symbolic. It's about a goat. I've seen it before. But what does it all mean? It means he picked her for a reason. Because of what she believed. It fit his narrative. So clearly, he is a phonetic. Thank you, I guess, for the 97, by the way. Maybe. But like I said, Whatever he's selling, I am buying. Come on. Let's get out of here. Underworld VHS. Oh there she is. Oh, one man's garbage is another woman's rental shelf. I should probably be embarrassed by this, but then again, I own the coolest VHS store in Caryon City. That's enough dumpster diving for one night. I should head inside and try to make some money. I need to stop the new release section. Flesh rate fear. Itchy tasty. DEMONIA NIGHT. cool next door the hassle off no night janker well, you know adult only the full mooner gooner I'm not sure if I can do that. New release, as she said. Whoa. I Know Let's start with letter A. A is for apparition. B is for beef. C is for cryptids. Where are they? Where are they? T is for depression. E is for egg sandwich. F is for feet. You! Whoa! Get away from me! G is for grab beef. H is for hair. Not this hair, silly. Monies can also be big hair. I is for incision. J is from the J-phone. J is from Kraken. Kroken! No! And it's Nylon. O is from Bald, but they don't like to talk about age. J is from Fagaba, and I have one sleeping right here. J is from the N-phone. O is from the N-phone. Wait, Paxima, don't you know who's talking about them? This is for scare line! That's me! T is for television! You look close enough I've been watching you. You is for underworld! Told you I was watching you, I know you're here right now. That is for boy! W.S. for welcome! This is for- This is for- Oh, shit! She doesn't matter. Why is it for you? I can't see us. What about all? Hi, man. I forgot I was doing grab I All right fine I need a comedy To rock them Stalking up man chills Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Now what you're looking for? This one will do just nicely. I don't know what it is. Tell you Rewind the tape at the VHR VCR I mean VHR Man when you had to rewind the damn tapes That was my time Renting the VHS from the store place it in a rental box I'm sorry, Scare-Line. Did you have any blockbusters, Sweden? I don't think so. I don't believe we did. A mask? Yeah, well, I've had my quen. Stream memes hatch I can't see how long this is So I boys, thanks for the noitage, thank you. All right, you got it, boss. You remember renting Jurassic Park and never returning it? Damn. Cashily admitting to crime, I see. Where does this go? Where is it not stalked off? Oh, here. double check stream memes I will and yeah it's gonna go bling these nuts he's small he's mean he's got a plan here go buddy Oh, you little governor, you! Oh, there she is. Let me rent this one with the big sweaty guy on the cover. Look at this guy. They're like a refrigerator full of lunch meat. You rented that same tape three times this month. I can't help it. This movie's got me excited already. I mean, look at those arms. I got good crush on watermelon with his armpits. Oh! I don't know why, but every time you talk, I feel like I need to delce myself and sanitize you. Hey, how's that pilot going? You know, I work at the local station, real professionals. One of them holds a fog machine. Wow, impressive. Hey, we could make a sequel together. Little more adult, you know? Underworld VHS after dark. I'll fix your tape for it. There's a nurse! Scarow, please tell me tonight's find the light. Scarow. Suck you from Chucky? Did you actually find the copy? Suck you from Chucky? Do you mean the one banned from Jake Connini won for suggestive puppet violence? That's the one. Please tell me you have it. Dude, it just so happens, I found a dirty old copy buried at the bottom of a very disgusting dumpster. It took me a couple of days to clean it up, but I've been saving it for you. Yes! Let me grab it from the back counter before you pass out from excitement. Well, Lena, here you go. One weird horny doll movie. I'm so excited I can't wait. We also have the Full Mooner Gooner. Aw, shit. Aw, really, Dander? Alright. This is Cary and Siddy's girl. Good blood, bad blood. Who cares? As long as I get paid. That's a good point. Well, just be safe out there. Try not to get pricked by any needles. Oh, I will be doing all the poking and stamping. Good night, Skiy. Where'd he go? Oh gosh, I can't believe you got to put the new full meter Gooner trailer into the VCR in the triple X room. I should do that real quick. Yoooouuuu! In a city where sin never sleeps. A maniac is on the loose. But with every new... They do. The former good. No one is safe from the urge. The war. No order. No mistake. What do you want from me? What do you want from me? Just a moment. A moment. To go! Please! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! I still can't believe that they made a movie about the goon or guillings, praise the goon Yeah one of y'all is the mooner... Gooner! That is a.... Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Scare line's so over... Oh fuck. Rise and shine! Kira! Simba! My time has counted. What's my fault? Can I move like I do once one night and never finish me? You don't ask for me to let go of the show like you're doing this to me. I have no quarrel with you, you don't take me by. I actually love this movie, James. They have silence. I'll fill up in no way. Then why have you gone? You need that trail to find us fallen from this path, stolen from me. You turn this block into pure swap before I'm caught down. Is Halloween game in a month? It's what it is. I have nothing to do with that film. It's just part of my job to provide the newest movies. I'll have plenty of that, but I think I'm not full. Also when you move sure I'm gonna kill her oh the TV Aftermath part 4 Underworld VHS, what are we doing here? I have to return some videotapes. Right in the middle of our investigation? I refuse to pay late fees. It won't take long. Come on. Uh, Dick? Are you sure they're open? The place looks trashed. Something's definitely wrong here. Stand back, Slater. I got this. Ooh, Robbie's stepping up! Baaaaaam! The door was unlocked, kid, but I appreciate the initiative. I think you're starting to understand how things get down here in Cary and City. Let's have a look around. Any Evidanche? Death, death, card. four cards Gooneroo Oh fuck Karrion City welcomed the devil gladly, feeding itself on vice and indulgence until it's so black and beyond repair. Judgment descended upon the streets soon after, choosing sacrifice from the weak and the sinful alike. Death carried out the sentence with careful hands, removing flesh as though preparing the city for rebirth. And when all the screaming finally stopped, justice stood waiting in the ruins, cold and absolute. I wonder what Dick's son is doing. I wonder what Dick's son is doing. I wonder what Dick Slater tastes like. Okay there we have that horror Earth says. I need one more avidanche extra sisters Carrier City the sleepless ashtray of America DJ Wolves is back to give you the grim updates on the city that never sleeps Tonight's fresh horror comes from Luna's cream-filled donut holes Yes, that is a real place where police discovered another I Check this but here's the real kicker away here apparently the corpse of police people Brian was found at the scene alongside Luna herself That's right. The chief's dead And if the skin staplers got the guts to butcher the head of carrying city police then nobody in the city is safe That's all I have for you now. Keep that radio close by and perhaps consider porting up those windows Horror? What do we have? We have justice, devil, death, judgments Okay, we gotta find this, where's this horror here? Horror comedy Doesn't mean something Oh yeah, we did have the clues, true. Here's a welcome to Devil, gladly. Judgment. Devil, judgment, death, justice. Devil, judgment, death, justice. Devil, judgment, death, justice. Devil judgment, death justice. Devil judgment, death justice. and the fun Yay Yeah Louise makes the level Apparently our killer thinks himself a bit of a director This crime scene is much more manic than the others It's like he was in a fit of rage. What do you think all this writing means and clearly called you out in message on the mirror? this feels personal well when you've taken down as many freaks as I have you make a few enemies along the way do you think it has anything to do with a full moon or goon or killings maybe he admired his work or saw him as a kindred spirit my blade tomorrow Batman origins and then there is a lobby for that long walk game good the new friends look that's out in hell together once I put it six feet under we had a bit of luck stumbling onto this crime scene it's pretty fresh if only we could figure out where he'll strike next cross-reference the last customer with the shop's reference someone named Elena Lazare the last person to run a team perhaps we can see if she saw anything interesting like that's gonna happen maybe we'll see you know like Market she runs a transfusion center across town. Let's go kid No Lazarus blood bank Oh man, I still can't believe Skirline filmed that tape. Now I just gotta make it through the shift. At least Wolves are supposed to stop by and drop off some new tunes. It's wild that WhackShop is still terrifying the city. Meanwhile, I'm over here sucking in the sewing blood for cash. Does that make me any better? You know, I gotta get to work. I'm from counter starts shifts the mirrors work man My blood's old and dirty, but I'm still good for a second. Oh nice digital, nice. I'll open the door. Okay, use the Vayne Drinker Computer. What the fuck? I think all of these have been like VTubers pretty much. Jar of Blood and Pudding Cold Storage, okay. Grab cash. Cash? Oh, right. I give cash. It's a blood donation. And he should pay me! I need enough money for cleaners, warm cream and a dirty mattress. Surely Lena will be saved, right? I believe. I believe Shat. You're no weirdo. Oh Wolves did you bring me so many tapes? Sorry bloodsucker didn't have time Are you serious? One of my sources called in something happened at underworld VHS. I know you go there all the time so I had to come over and tell you What? No way! I was just there. Is Caroline okay? What happened? I don't know exactly, but apparently it's pretty bad. I think it might be related to, you know, who. Uh, who? Jesus, Lena, that's a skin stapler. I think you should close up shop for the night, come down to my station, and we can sit tight till the morning. Yeah, I can't yet. I still need a couple more jars to meet my quota for the night. The money's too good. Lena, please. Just a couple more and then I'll head straight to the station, okay? I promise. Alright, but if you hear anything weird, just leave. Please. This whole city is weird. But I will, okay? I'll see you soon, Will's. It's gotta take some more blood donos. I saw my TV yesterday. That's how I got up. So drain the drive. Oh, fuck. Hey, you. Lionheart, they're sporting all I do, thank you. And will I be leaving the Lord game? I don't know, we'll see, I guess. I'd love to. Alright, money. Oh yeah, white blood. Hey you! Let's go buddy. Uh, Amphemizal, thanks 58 for a thank you. You're the only woman in town I trust with my fluids. Great. Oh, what the fuck? What's the next lifeline playthrough? Or aren't you playing Missful with this? Because I can't. They have region law at that game. And the lag would be god terrible. I should do it time to close up and get down to the station. Oh, stay behind counter-eye, of course. Is Miss Fall Dead already? I don't think it is. I mean, this is Mayor grinding it. My, my! What a beautiful little blood merchant! Sorry, I'm actually closing. Lane, I'm so dead. My tragedy! I was hoping to conduct business. Come back tomorrow, and I'll have pretty sticky phone needles. Oh no, no, no, darling. I'm not here to sell my blood. You have my interest. I've recently come into possession of quite a lot of blood. How much are we talking here? You do pay a premium for large quantities. Ha ha ha ha! Enough to fill a bathtub. Perhaps, too. I don't want to know how you got it, but I'll take it if it's good. I'll give you it to my poor recoulers. Bring me a jar, and then we can talk numbers. Lovely. Yeah. Come on, Lena. Okay. It's it's it's definitely him. What do I do? Keep calm, Lena. Doesn't know you know Just give the cooler and hope he leaves Cooler coca-cops don't die no no leave coca-cops, you know, okay cooler coca-cops leave don't die She might make it There you go one cooler should keep the ice line cold Wonderful! You seem a little nervous, my dear. Do I? No, I, uh, it's, it's, uh, long night. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, yep. My suspect. Let's just get it started. Um, well, what's that supposed to mean? Have you ever had a feeling your life was about to change forever? I don't know what you mean by that, but I would hate for anything to happen to such a promising new business partnership. Hmm... All right. Well, I'd love to stay and chat with you all night, my dear. But the night is calling, and blood is waiting. She's gonna make it. She made it. It actually worked. I need to get to my office right now. Oh my god! Let us gooooooooooooo! Oh, fuck. What, this didn't kill the others, maybe we're fine. Oh Scotty thanks 64 Remember that soft trap where they have to like donate blood so they have to like saw their fucking hands and shit that scene is so nasty but it's so good The split hand, yeah. Oh yeah, she's getting drained. Wow. Could be worse, I guess. Final aftermath. This is it, chat. The big conclusion. Oh, shit. That's beautiful. It's a button! 5719, 5719. Well, kid, that's like a... You're too late. Damn. Look at the way he strun her up. It's almost beautiful and absolutely terrifying. You see? All I see is another body. You wouldn't see art if it spared you in the face, Chad, all right? We are definitely getting close though. You teens! This is what just happened. I have a feeling we are right on his heels. Yeah, but that's what he wants us to think. Let's see one weird puzzle he's left behind for us this time. Yeah, there's like 5, 7, 1, 9 on these or something. Oh wait, I'm him now. You take the lead on this one kid. I trust you at this point. five seven yeah we gotta we gotta have the correct blood donation need some of a donche Liar's false. Confine me. There we go. Evidance. One out of four. I think Vic will die. Yeah, I think they'll kill each other, to be honest. Laina. One more we need. Now what could we have missed? Oh wait, there's the... no, I can't use these. God damn, that's crazy. It wasn't taken a long time. I Where did I miss the last one but I find one of this Listen. Is he blind? Chat doesn't know where this is either. We haven't seen it yet. Behind the screen in blood donation room? Wait, what? Nar? I've already got this one. That's already done. Voltafins don't skip anything. I'm finding it within 20 seconds. I call... oh wait, I could open. Wait, where is that? I just spam clicked. Oh there! Thanks. Full Mooner Guner slain by Detective Dick Slater, 1-9-7-9 there, but I don't know if that's it. After months of terror panic and growing body count, curious city can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Late last night, Detective Dick Slater fatally shot the man believed to be the infamous Full Mooner Guner, ending one of the most bizarre and deserving murders creased in the city's history. The suspect, identified as Celas Kane, has no known surviving family, authorities credit detective Slater's relentless investigation and refusal to back down as a deciding factor in bringing the case to a close. While many citizens are celebrating the end of the Neumare, questions still remain about the killer's past. Records concerning his childhood and adoption remain incomplete, and investigators have reportedly uncovered evidence suggesting he spent time in an now defunded Cary and City orphanage before disappearing from public records entirely. Cary and City curious, easier known as the Gunners, finally been put the rest. What's the five doing there? I'm gonna try 1979. Maybe it's just to throw you off. All the five of us are there to throw you off. Detectives. This has to be the last take. Come find me, detective. That's what the label spelled. Yeah. Not exactly subtle. It doesn't matter. They're all busted. We can't listen to any of them. Not yet. What do you mean? Well, Brian's gone. The station's probably in complete disarray. Who knows where we'll get the equipment to fix these? We're gonna play U-Bomb Assume I never Closing in Next victim I don't think so it's the we gotta listen to the tapes I guess We gotta go to jank stop, yeah. Games and electronics. Well, this is my favorite dick in town. How many times have I told you to stop working these streets? There is a maniac on the loose. Sweetheart. You have no idea some of the wackos I gotta deal with, right? But I gotta melt the feed and I got bills to pay, dick! Am I gonna have to bust you down to the station? I don't wanna see you end up in a body bag. Oh, dick, please. You know I'd just be back out here in a few hours. That won't stop me! And, uh, hey, speaking of busting, How about you, Conn, take a load off, Dicky? I'll even leave my teeth in, just how you like it. I'm working, Gladys. All right, Dicky Pooh, but you better come see me after you catch that bad guy. She's doing it for the love of the game, yeah. And I guess he's smashed, yeah. I know that bug anywhere, peace later. B, it's good to see you're still breathing. How do you two know each other? Dick and I go way back, he saved my life. She was in line to be the gooners' next victim, but Ali got to him first. I was a goner, but then Dick came busting in, put a bullet in his head, mid-goon. It was awesome. What? No way. This all feels tied together somehow. Me? Are you still working on repairing one of those band-roll machines? Yeah, I actually have it in the back room right now. Perfect. The skin stapler is left behind some key evidence in the form of some busted cassettes. You think you can fix them for us? That sounds grim. But of course. I'll do anything for Dick. Oh. Okay. Oh god. Look-wise. I shouldn't keep dick-leading. Fix the skin stapler tapes. MAH! I don't get pleasure in doing these kinds of things when a dog all over the place and he dies. Oh. Oh. Okay, I got all those tapes transferred to new pieces. Thanks, B. I know you want it. Don't mention it. There is one small issue. I haven't fixed the calibrator in the banner yet, so the tapes aren't properly wound to play at the correct speed. So we still can't listen to them? Not at the moment, but if you head over to the radio station next door, Wolves should have all the right equipment to fix them properly. Ah, Wolves, eh? That degenerate does nothing but still fear their ratings. I didn't say you have to like him, Dick. You just need his equipment. So we head to the radio station then I know where it is Why'd you why did you just walk into all you have no idea just Tika you've got no idea Jesus what the hell You walls. Who's asking? Karrion City PD. We need your help. Wait a second. You're Dick Slater. Why would I help you? Or the corrupt ass Karrion City PD? Because if you don't, I'm painting these walls red. Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right. I'll help you just put that thing away. We have some cassettes that need to be fenced. Evidence from the skin stapler. The skin stapler? Why didn't you say that in the first place? Let me see them. I'll run them through my equipment. Alright, stand back. Let me work my magic. Oh, you got a like, uh... Hell yeah. I got this. Don't worry, Chad. Let me cook, okay? Whoa, what the fuck? This is a lot easier than Resident Evil, alright? Yes! Oh, shit. Is it this one? both friends don't skip a shit all right I will have it very soon whoops I fucking scrambled it come on and there so easy game they go I gotta listen to up yeah what up My name is Father Patrick O'Bally. I'm a staff at Carinofinitch. Tonight, I earned a great many records. Before the whiskey helps me to forget why we need to leave going, I'm a count of what happened years ago before the boys arrived. I had a dream, and like any I've never known, it stood in complete darkness, and then I saw him. A Moyan wore, sometimes dressed as one. His face was painted white, his mouth stretched into a small hill, and never mailed. and his eyes load yellow my lanterns in the night in its arms were two infant boys the thing never spoke it simply stirred at me and I felt of fear so deep from its piercing gaze a staff member awoke me and I was informed The two Babies have been abandoned at the front of the stairs wrapped in blankets. The same boys from the dream coincidence they wrote it off as a trick of an old drunk's mind. But even then holding them in my arms I felt something was not right. I've spent my life around unwanted children, angry children, broken children, children of Lashow, because the world is given every reason to. These boys are different. They aren't angry. Moon, Gooner, and his paper siblings, yeah, probably. They find joy and upset and unhurt in people. As they grew, the other children grew to fear them, and their cruelty, they somehow always seemed to know exactly what would hurt someone the most. When confronted, they showed no empathy, no guilt, only glee and delight in the misery they had caused. children we've spent months praying for guidance we've prayed sober we've prayed drunk we've prayed on my knees until my joints ate and my throat went dry the answers never came only the certainty that these boys are evil and we're sent here to give the devil's work every year i see more of churn city's sickness gambling addiction corruption violence the people poison themselves and call it living i know as i spent years doing this no i am no saint i drink too much I've taken donations that should have gone elsewhere. We've looked away when I should have acted Perhaps that's why God chose me to see these boys truly are actually wanted me to recognize evil Because I carry I love myself. I'm now convinced that these boys were sent here to punish She can't say or it's gluttony of sins and I am only witnessing its start I had to act This will be my final recording I have come to accept what I refuse to admit for years I Cannot save these boys Perhaps nobody can I've watched them grow together. I thought that the older they become Just stronger their influence over one another seems to be So I've made a decision Tomorrow It'll be adopted by separate families Want to go the Ken family and be given the name Silas The other will go to the Crow family and be given the name Elias. They'll be raised in different homes, different neighborhoods, different lives. If there's any hope for them, Elias is never seeing each other again. I will burn every document connected to them, every record of their shared arrival, every file that lists them as brothers, every photograph I can find. These tapes are the only evidence that the two boys were ever connected at all. Perhaps years from now, they will grow into ordinary men and my fears will prove unfounded. God, I hope that's true. But if I am right with those boys, or what I believe they are, then separating them may be the only good thing I've ever done. As for me, I'm tired and I turn to drink until I can't remember. Silas Kane? That was the name of the full-mooner, Gooner. I guess that Elias Crow is the real name of the skin stapler. Wait, did you say Elias Crow? I know that name. Elias Crow is the owner of the Flesh Pit. It's the best barbecue in town. That sounds about right for a freak like him. This all makes sense now. Dick, you killed his brother. And now Elias is out for revenge. We have his name, his location, and his motive. Only one thing left to do. Let's finish this, kid. Whoa whoa wait since I helped can you promise to give me the first dibs on the story after you take him down? Promise yeah, I got a promise for you punk Come on Robbie. Let's get out of here. Oh I got such a dick All right kid here we are you think he's actually in there maybe we should call for backup he definitely is I'm not giving him any chances to get away we Keep going now. Get your sidearm out. Oh, you gotta be honest, Dick. I thought you'd be back in more shape. It's not the size, kid. It's how you use it. Listen, kid. Whatever happens in there, I just want you to know you've earned my respect. You can ride with me anytime. Thanks, Slater. It's been a wild ride. Let's end this. Let's go. Oh, cool area. This way, Detective. You will pay. There's Evidanche? Oh fuck, you gotta find the flesh. Man, this song begs. There must be another flash in the beginning there. Flash I'm looking for Evidance Blind wait what where where you mean blind what where's blind? Where is blind? What? We're behind the not oh there. Yeah That's a bit blind check so I can lead okay. It's late My eyes are dry. I got sand in my mouth my contacts are old Yeah, literally. I don't see any way to open it from my side. Looks like you're up again, Robbie. See if you can't find the switch to open this. Alright. Sit tight, Slater. Keep your head on a swivel, kid. I can shoot. Can I shoot? No, I can't shoot. Whoa, cool. Whoa, cool. That's Dick? Oh no, he's in the fucking locker! Nooooo! That should do it. Hold on dick. I'm coming Dick dick well dick fuck the body's gone I'm sorry. Hmm... Hmm... Alright scumbag. Tell me where Robbie is. And I'll make this quick. I promise. Detective Dick Slater. Alas, we finally meet first of all... Damn! I'm only going to ask one more time, freak. Where is Robbie? oh he's gonna skin Robbie right in front of him yep Robbie hey kid wake up Slater what what what happened it looks like we got outplayed kid I think I can break these restraints just sit tight kid I should have known the famous... Didn't you get shot, man? We'll shoot first, and ask questions later. You're as stupid as you look, moron. Oh, I'm going to enjoy this very much. I honestly wasn't expecting to you. Yes, Mike. Dick, I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Stop talking, kid. Don't give him the satisfaction. You took someone very important from me, Dick. Now I'm going to take someone from you. And after, I'm going to skin you alive and make sure you hear everything. This is for my brother! Dick! Use my gun! Die! Stupid as you freak! They pinned him to the police car. You did good, kid. Real good. You saved my skin. Sorry, things didn't work out. I think we would have made a great team. Then again, things never work out in this crap hole. I'm done trying to save this dump. I'm riding into the night and out of this place. Burn in Hell, Caryon City! Isn't that the kill-it-from-the-other-previous game? What? I- Yeah, it is, right? Yeah. That's a bullseye piercing man. Man, what if we get stuck, man? Dude. Beep beep. Cool, let's fuck R. I love this. We'll see Arkham Knight won't happen for a hit though. I'm not playing any of that Yeah, definitely a decent game. Definitely. It's like watching a lot of movies with Chad. Although, it seems available in mice. Wave out of the base of reincarnation? Yep. Oh What up Jagger rock for the ending oh, yeah, Sally. Yeah, she was the PlayStation character Who was playing this? They said in the beginning. They said who made the soundtrack and it was available on Spotify. Why are you tagging me with a smiling face? Was it you, Tessarion? Oh, I see, Jager, okay, I see, I see. Nice art, man. Aliens dark descent I gotta go dude. I'm hungry. I got a ball proof. I gotta walk them down. I had skims there React fuck no, I'm out. I am out far gone And this minigame is also gone and never fucking works anymore Hold on you said I couldn't show this the stream memes Oh, I mean it's just my face edited it onto the doughnuts cutscene, you know Can you? What is this? Imagine if Jack K. I'll Jack. Oh, yeah, we've seen this right now. We've seen this That was the one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Chai on ballroom. I'm gonna anyways. Oh, I really got on ballroom. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Any plans for ball scratch simulator? My plans are Batman Origins. Maybe I'll join the... Lords tomorrow for the... That long walk game or whatever big walk. I'll see you tomorrow, chef. Thanks! Chillin' everybody. Appreciate y'all. Bye-bye. I I I I I I I I I love you guys.