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I can't believe it."}, {"start": 157.0, "end": 159.0, "text": " Can't believe it."}, {"start": 164.0, "end": 172.0, "text": " Daily's the Garfield Superfighters the fake fan Garfield Larker, thank God."}, {"start": 172.0, "end": 174.0, "text": " That's a compliment."}, {"start": 174.0, "end": 191.0, "text": " fuck you man"}, {"start": 191.0, "end": 217.4, "text": " What up, Dave, what up, master?"}, {"start": 217.4, "end": 218.84, "text": " Stopped all day."}, {"start": 218.84, "end": 220.84, "text": " Yeah, it'll be all right."}, {"start": 227.4, "end": 230.84, "text": " Blackjack's six months in advance of 52, thank you."}, {"start": 230.84, "end": 234.04000000000002, "text": " While I get all the achievements of this, I don't even know what..."}, {"start": 234.04000000000002, "end": 237.24, "text": " The fucking guy Shane has also played this."}, {"start": 237.24, "end": 239.24, "text": " Man, what..."}, {"start": 247.4, "end": 249.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 258.92, "end": 261.8, "text": " Got it off my neck today I still rough it's fine though"}, {"start": 271.88, "end": 273.88, "text": " Fuck in the dark"}, {"start": 277.40000000000003, "end": 291.40000000000003, "text": " That does not count, sir. Fuck your lamp, man."}, {"start": 291.40000000000003, "end": 293.40000000000003, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 293.96000000000004, "end": 295.96000000000004, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 305.8, "end": 307.8, "text": " Ah shit!"}, {"start": 308.76000000000005, "end": 315.72, "text": " Minecraft is gifting too soon. Oh, there's some like sub-gift thing going on. Thank you, but not enough for the time."}, {"start": 315.72, "end": 323.88000000000005, "text": " Minecraft gifted too at the same time so I think there's some kind of something going"}, {"start": 323.88000000000005, "end": 325.88000000000005, "text": " on."}, {"start": 325.88000000000005, "end": 328.88000000000005, "text": " Hi, hi, hi."}, {"start": 328.88000000000005, "end": 331.88000000000005, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 361.88, "end": 362.88, "text": " Thank you for watching!"}, {"start": 362.88, "end": 363.88, "text": " Thank you, I'm Tristix Turton!"}, {"start": 363.88, "end": 366.88, "text": " Green, Mystic, Cerberus 50 and Moldigothix 112!"}, {"start": 366.88, "end": 369.88, "text": " I'm in police and I'm out!"}, {"start": 369.88, "end": 370.88, "text": " Thanks brother, I'll be right back!"}, {"start": 370.88, "end": 372.88, "text": " Junior E2, my next one's free!"}, {"start": 372.88, "end": 374.88, "text": " Thank you, thank you!"}, {"start": 374.88, "end": 377.88, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 380.88, "end": 382.88, "text": " Garf Garf!"}, {"start": 391.88, "end": 393.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 415.08, "end": 417.0, "text": " The daily let's go"}, {"start": 417.0, "end": 427.68, "text": " left ear song classic oh it's a greeter shit"}, {"start": 429.0, "end": 437.88, "text": " inviting your bud Ben star to play Barone true as the slopes here I think"}, {"start": 437.88, "end": 445.44, "text": " so does doesn't mean he hasn't counted exact smart chat shmooly no only buggy"}, {"start": 445.44, "end": 449.2, "text": " thing about your file was the rescue mission"}, {"start": 454.2, "end": 459.96, "text": " fucks sake I made something tomorrow but it's not done yet so check it eyes"}, {"start": 459.96, "end": 465.9, "text": " nerfs working from home is so good it needs to balance it with actual working"}, {"start": 465.90000000000003, "end": 478.94000000000005, "text": " go. Who works from home? Kitchen pigeon? Mindwile, okay. Ass in my ass, up my ass. Okay, that's"}, {"start": 478.94000000000005, "end": 488.90000000000003, "text": " a red name. Purple name. The story to make with that long blade is sick. Fuck's sake,"}, {"start": 488.90000000000003, "end": 492.18, "text": " Whatever. I cannot defend these controls."}, {"start": 493.46000000000004, "end": 494.3, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 498.70000000000005, "end": 499.54, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 518.9, "end": 525.9, "text": " Pretty sure Shinichi said this."}, {"start": 525.9, "end": 532.9, "text": " No, that guy looks like him."}, {"start": 532.9, "end": 539.9, "text": " Okay, good."}, {"start": 539.9, "end": 544.9, "text": " Nice, nice."}, {"start": 544.9, "end": 549.02, "text": " Okay, good, nice, nice."}, {"start": 549.02, "end": 554.06, "text": " Oh my god, wall of text!"}, {"start": 554.06, "end": 555.06, "text": " Context!"}, {"start": 555.06, "end": 560.06, "text": " Four cents, slim and..."}, {"start": 560.06, "end": 561.06, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 561.0600000000001, "end": 563.0600000000001, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 574.6600000000001, "end": 577.4000000000001, "text": " Open code slim and"}, {"start": 577.4, "end": 579.4, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 588.4, "end": 590.4, "text": " Offline?"}, {"start": 590.4, "end": 592.4, "text": " Works off..."}, {"start": 592.4, "end": 594.4, "text": " What the fuck is tough?"}, {"start": 597.4, "end": 599.4, "text": " Slim and..."}, {"start": 599.4, "end": 606.4, "text": " Not offline."}, {"start": 606.4, "end": 621.9, "text": " Yeah, maybe already, no."}, {"start": 621.9, "end": 623.9, "text": " Maybe it's like a software it's called like caveman?"}, {"start": 623.9, "end": 624.9, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 624.9, "end": 637.9, "text": " Not as good as top tier..."}, {"start": 637.9, "end": 640.9, "text": " Pentai."}, {"start": 640.9, "end": 641.9, "text": " Mentai."}, {"start": 641.9, "end": 642.9, "text": " Forcing again?"}, {"start": 642.9, "end": 643.9, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 643.9, "end": 669.9, "text": " Ah, top tier, um, models, but still, no, but, but pretty good still, okay."}, {"start": 669.9, "end": 674.9, "text": " Why the fuck is your..."}, {"start": 679.9, "end": 681.9, "text": " Stand?"}, {"start": 686.9, "end": 687.9, "text": " Level?"}, {"start": 689.9, "end": 690.9, "text": " Water?"}, {"start": 691.9, "end": 692.9, "text": " What the fuck?!"}, {"start": 699.9, "end": 701.9, "text": " What is-"}, {"start": 701.9, "end": 707.5, "text": " I am really happy with my favorite streamer who finally starts his Sunday gaff marathon."}, {"start": 707.5, "end": 708.5, "text": " What about-"}, {"start": 708.5, "end": 710.5, "text": " And then he'll gaff every Sunday is the way to go."}, {"start": 710.5, "end": 711.5, "text": " No."}, {"start": 711.5, "end": 716.5, "text": " Oh, sir, I'd give the fifth of today please."}, {"start": 720.0, "end": 722.0, "text": " The true call-out!"}, {"start": 722.0, "end": 735.48, "text": " get a load of this guy oh no it's a greener wait illness wait we should know"}, {"start": 735.48, "end": 749.76, "text": " this I feel like I'll know this I'm trying to remember who posted much of"}, {"start": 749.76, "end": 753.76, "text": " I call myself B2W Godflex."}, {"start": 753.76, "end": 756.96, "text": " Old gamer?"}, {"start": 756.96, "end": 761.92, "text": " We know who this is."}, {"start": 761.92, "end": 762.92, "text": " Is it death?"}, {"start": 762.92, "end": 765.92, "text": " Is it you, Death?"}, {"start": 765.92, "end": 778.92, "text": " Is it Heady?"}, {"start": 778.9200000000001, "end": 780.9200000000001, "text": " Is any of yous... well..."}, {"start": 783.1800000000001, "end": 786.6800000000001, "text": " I have 67 AI wives, they will never betray me."}, {"start": 789.1200000000001, "end": 792.5200000000001, "text": " Oh yes, Rev, of course, yes. Genius, dude."}, {"start": 808.9200000000001, "end": 810.9200000000001, "text": " Crap."}, {"start": 810.9200000000001, "end": 812.9200000000001, "text": " Did I get it wrong?"}, {"start": 812.9200000000001, "end": 814.9200000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 814.9200000000001, "end": 816.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 816.9200000000001, "end": 818.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 818.9200000000001, "end": 820.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 820.9200000000001, "end": 822.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 822.9200000000001, "end": 824.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 824.9200000000001, "end": 826.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 826.9200000000001, "end": 828.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 828.9200000000001, "end": 830.9200000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 830.9200000000001, "end": 833.9200000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 833.9200000000001, "end": 835.9200000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 835.9200000000001, "end": 840.9200000000001, "text": " If you look at John breaking it down, holy shit."}, {"start": 842.9200000000001, "end": 846.9200000000001, "text": " Shit, I feel like I should know who this is, but it's not hitting."}, {"start": 847.9200000000001, "end": 849.9200000000001, "text": " It's not hitting, man."}, {"start": 852.9200000000001, "end": 854.9200000000001, "text": " Any knowers of the knowings?"}, {"start": 857.9200000000001, "end": 858.9200000000001, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 859.9200000000001, "end": 864.9200000000001, "text": " We are going to have to act if we want to live in a different world."}, {"start": 865.9200000000001, "end": 880.2400000000001, "text": " It's not me."}, {"start": 880.2400000000001, "end": 882.32, "text": " We are gonna know who this is."}, {"start": 882.32, "end": 883.32, "text": " It doesn't hit."}, {"start": 883.32, "end": 884.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 884.32, "end": 885.32, "text": " Ash knows."}, {"start": 885.32, "end": 886.32, "text": " Don't destroy my Volusia."}, {"start": 886.32, "end": 887.32, "text": " It's 33."}, {"start": 887.32, "end": 888.32, "text": " Everything about the game is 33."}, {"start": 888.32, "end": 889.32, "text": " There is a very unstable situation that is unfolding very quickly."}, {"start": 889.32, "end": 891.32, "text": " Game is 33."}, {"start": 905.96, "end": 907.96, "text": " Slavio? Ah, we can try it."}, {"start": 910.2800000000001, "end": 912.2800000000001, "text": " But there it is."}, {"start": 919.32, "end": 926.36, "text": " I don't know if it's thank you. Yeah, sure except you do know who it is hit me up"}, {"start": 928.0, "end": 930.0, "text": " Hit me up"}, {"start": 932.12, "end": 934.12, "text": " Clumsy gamer"}, {"start": 936.2, "end": 939.36, "text": " Damn it was not a one guy"}, {"start": 944.44, "end": 946.44, "text": " Clumsy gamer, huh"}, {"start": 946.44, "end": 951.44, "text": " How did he know?"}, {"start": 951.44, "end": 954.44, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 957.44, "end": 960.44, "text": " Alright, enough stalling. It's 4pm. It's time."}, {"start": 960.44, "end": 963.44, "text": " It's time to escape from Monday."}, {"start": 963.44, "end": 967.44, "text": " Fitting, because it's Sunday, the Lord's Day."}, {"start": 967.44, "end": 972.44, "text": " Ah, Ravix 50, Brokel, thanks 34."}, {"start": 972.44, "end": 975.44, "text": " Yo, welcome to my first tank event on my marathon training."}, {"start": 975.44, "end": 983.34, "text": " The 236 nice nice 30 miles from our headwind. Oh, let's go. Yeah, congrats, man. Pick it up like 62"}, {"start": 984.0400000000001, "end": 989.7600000000001, "text": " That is the 148 Nico likes 23. Hold on 116. I'm gonna be garthing my meat"}, {"start": 991.2, "end": 993.2, "text": " 139 months"}, {"start": 993.2, "end": 996.2, "text": " I'm gonna be garthing my meat a"}, {"start": 997.24, "end": 1001.32, "text": " 139 months. What the hell is your previous name?"}, {"start": 1001.32, "end": 1009.6, "text": " game. Arrogance like 79 Javik 138. Thank you guys. Burby thinks of seven. I had one."}, {"start": 1009.6, "end": 1020.4000000000001, "text": " You can knows to check real quick. My dashboard. My dashboard. So I have it ready. Hey, you"}, {"start": 1020.4000000000001, "end": 1026.8, "text": " activity feed. What did you link me? You said this. I'm going to replay it. Hey, you"}, {"start": 1031.32, "end": 1032.9399999999998, "text": " So quiet and nice."}, {"start": 1033.54, "end": 1034.24, "text": " De Niro."}, {"start": 1034.24, "end": 1040.24, "text": " I've been doing car photography over the year and found this my eager monster of a car a few days ago, Munkah."}, {"start": 1041.82, "end": 1042.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1042.98, "end": 1043.74, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 1045.82, "end": 1047.32, "text": " That is indeed a car."}, {"start": 1047.54, "end": 1050.08, "text": " Looks like a car in Garf BTW Garflex."}, {"start": 1050.08, "end": 1051.1799999999998, "text": " Mm-hmm. Hey, you."}, {"start": 1051.54, "end": 1053.54, "text": " Looks like a fucking Batmobile almost."}, {"start": 1053.54, "end": 1054.98, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 1057.84, "end": 1059.84, "text": " Alright, let's go!"}, {"start": 1059.84, "end": 1064.3999999999999, "text": " Hey man, not to be that guy, but today is Sunday, not Monday donkey."}, {"start": 1064.3999999999999, "end": 1071.04, "text": " Yeah, exactly. And the game is called Escape from Monday, which is why we're not playing it on Monday, because we're escaping Monday."}, {"start": 1072.1599999999999, "end": 1072.8, "text": " Got beach?"}, {"start": 1077.4399999999998, "end": 1080.3999999999999, "text": " I'm assuming controller just straight up works for this."}, {"start": 1085.1999999999998, "end": 1088.1599999999999, "text": " And before this game is on the tightest platformer ever."}, {"start": 1089.84, "end": 1091.84, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 1091.84, "end": 1093.84, "text": " Yeah, I beat control, it's over."}, {"start": 1103.84, "end": 1105.84, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 1105.84, "end": 1107.84, "text": " Where's the Garfield cosplayer now, Garfield?"}, {"start": 1107.84, "end": 1109.84, "text": " Not so."}, {"start": 1110.84, "end": 1112.84, "text": " I have a shirt on."}, {"start": 1119.84, "end": 1135.8, "text": " Let's see how the soundtrack hits."}, {"start": 1135.8, "end": 1140.48, "text": " I don't think it's the devs that made the racing game, is it?"}, {"start": 1140.48, "end": 1141.48, "text": " Surely not."}, {"start": 1141.48, "end": 1142.48, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 1142.48, "end": 1143.48, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 1143.48, "end": 1144.48, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 1144.48, "end": 1155.72, "text": " It made like Astrix Obelisk, like Smurfs, yeah, White Knight."}, {"start": 1155.72, "end": 1161.3600000000001, "text": " Wait, is the Garf game the only like very positive game they have?"}, {"start": 1161.3600000000001, "end": 1164.6, "text": " No, they have the Smurfs mission, Billy."}, {"start": 1164.6, "end": 1166.6, "text": " Okay, yeah."}, {"start": 1166.6, "end": 1170.4, "text": " Oh, it's positive."}, {"start": 1170.4, "end": 1173.4, "text": " Because they had not enough reviews, I think."}, {"start": 1173.4, "end": 1175.4, "text": " I hope this comes with a pizza."}, {"start": 1184.18, "end": 1186.18, "text": " I think it will go on epic."}, {"start": 1189.4, "end": 1191.4, "text": " Okay, that's cool."}, {"start": 1191.96, "end": 1193.96, "text": " Got color blindness mode."}, {"start": 1195.96, "end": 1197.96, "text": " Music."}, {"start": 1200.0400000000002, "end": 1202.5400000000002, "text": " Oh my god, it's real time audio too."}, {"start": 1202.54, "end": 1204.54, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1219.26, "end": 1224.1399999999999, "text": " All right new game with our field escape from Monday, let's see here. It just starts yep"}, {"start": 1228.62, "end": 1230.92, "text": " Add a layer of lasagna sheets"}, {"start": 1230.92, "end": 1240.8000000000002, "text": " Then a layer of bechamel sauce and most importantly a layer of fresh garden vegetables"}, {"start": 1244.4, "end": 1246.4, "text": " Why ruin it with vegetables"}, {"start": 1247.8000000000002, "end": 1253.48, "text": " All right time to eat some lasagna real lasagna this time"}, {"start": 1253.48, "end": 1260.96, "text": " What is this is that vegetarian was on you"}, {"start": 1265.44, "end": 1267.44, "text": " Garfield are you okay?"}, {"start": 1269.56, "end": 1271.56, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1283.48, "end": 1293.48, "text": " All right, Kronschrapp Supreme, thanks for the 30."}, {"start": 1293.48, "end": 1299.48, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 1299.48, "end": 1303.48, "text": " Where am I?"}, {"start": 1303.48, "end": 1304.48, "text": " John?"}, {"start": 1304.48, "end": 1305.48, "text": " Cody?"}, {"start": 1305.48, "end": 1306.48, "text": " So many questions."}, {"start": 1306.48, "end": 1307.48, "text": " Chef Monday?"}, {"start": 1307.48, "end": 1308.48, "text": " Escape for Monday?"}, {"start": 1308.48, "end": 1309.48, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 1309.48, "end": 1312.68, "text": " Cooking show. Chef Monday, right?"}, {"start": 1312.68, "end": 1313.48, "text": " The lore!"}, {"start": 1313.48, "end": 1314.48, "text": " You understand me?"}, {"start": 1315.48, "end": 1317.48, "text": " What is this nightmare?"}, {"start": 1317.48, "end": 1319.48, "text": " You couldn't have put it better."}, {"start": 1319.48, "end": 1321.48, "text": " Welcome to your dream."}, {"start": 1321.48, "end": 1326.48, "text": " Well, I'm taking the liberty of making a few little adjustments."}, {"start": 1326.48, "end": 1331.48, "text": " So to sum up, I'm having a nap, and I can't even enjoy it."}, {"start": 1331.48, "end": 1332.48, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 1332.48, "end": 1338.48, "text": " I admit I'm a little annoyed that my super lasagna put you in this state."}, {"start": 1338.48, "end": 1347.6, "text": " Yeah, I actually fainted. Oh, by the way, don't be like me. Don't just eat things without checking what they are."}, {"start": 1347.6, "end": 1350.72, "text": " I've seen dogs with better powers."}, {"start": 1350.72, "end": 1352.32, "text": " Is he lecturing us?"}, {"start": 1352.32, "end": 1359.44, "text": " I'm going to re-educate your taste buds, new flavors, new experiences, refuse."}, {"start": 1360.4, "end": 1365.76, "text": " Things may get a little spicy, but I won't spoil the fun for you."}, {"start": 1365.76, "end": 1377.98, "text": " You see soon enough. Oh great. I'm so scared. Feel I'm shaking. Don't forget you have no"}, {"start": 1377.98, "end": 1389.86, "text": " control over your dream. I'm the boss here. Yeah. Anyway, how do I wake up? Hey, come"}, {"start": 1389.8600000000001, "end": 1393.9, "text": " back that was a genuine question is it"}, {"start": 1393.9, "end": 1395.5000000000002, "text": " mere does Garfield sound like"}, {"start": 1395.5000000000002, "end": 1400.0000000000002, "text": " truck for me my worst night fuck it's"}, {"start": 1400.0000000000002, "end": 1406.5000000000002, "text": " only just now I can't hear it"}, {"start": 1408.66, "end": 1411.98, "text": " lucky name welcome to the game or is"}, {"start": 1411.98, "end": 1415.5800000000002, "text": " it welcome to Garfield's dream straight"}, {"start": 1415.5800000000002, "end": 1417.98, "text": " off here's a great tip use L to move"}, {"start": 1417.98, "end": 1428.14, "text": " around. Who'd have thought it? True. True. Okay."}, {"start": 1434.06, "end": 1438.78, "text": " Why is he so smug when he kicks?"}, {"start": 1448.74, "end": 1451.46, "text": " Okay, oh you can center the camera nice"}, {"start": 1456.46, "end": 1459.74, "text": " So our one is a pounds yeah"}, {"start": 1466.44, "end": 1472.06, "text": " Wait, okay R1 and R2. Oh my god, it's like movement tech in this game"}, {"start": 1477.98, "end": 1484.8600000000001, "text": " Oh you only lose one health. Okay, it's not a death. It's not a death. Shut up"}, {"start": 1497.18, "end": 1500.74, "text": " I didn't expect movement take in this game look at this"}, {"start": 1500.74, "end": 1502.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1506.14, "end": 1508.14, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 1513.82, "end": 1519.38, "text": " Before you start could you ask me to draw some whiskers in your face? It's cut time"}, {"start": 1523.42, "end": 1524.94, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1524.94, "end": 1527.6200000000001, "text": " He's already got the camera one surprise after another, huh?"}, {"start": 1527.6200000000001, "end": 1533.8600000000001, "text": " Oh, they're telling me through my earpiece that you can also press wide to position camera behind Garfield crazy very crazy"}, {"start": 1543.38, "end": 1549.5800000000002, "text": " For jump we haven't minced our words press a you can even hold it down to extend a very little teeny tiny bit your jump"}, {"start": 1557.6200000000001, "end": 1568.6200000000001, "text": " Garfield has 3 life points. Check the top left of your screen to be sure our favorite cat is still in good health, because if his life points reaches 0, it's game over."}, {"start": 1568.6200000000001, "end": 1573.6200000000001, "text": " Oh sorry, I got carried away. Apparently there are checkpoints all over the place."}, {"start": 1573.6200000000001, "end": 1580.6200000000001, "text": " There are snacks dotted all over the levels to get Garfield back in shape. Try to collect as many as possible. There are rewards to be had."}, {"start": 1580.6200000000001, "end": 1581.6200000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1587.6200000000001, "end": 1590.6200000000001, "text": " Oh, I'll do this a bit."}, {"start": 1591.6200000000001, "end": 1592.6200000000001, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 1595.6200000000001, "end": 1596.6200000000001, "text": " Boing."}, {"start": 1597.6200000000001, "end": 1598.6200000000001, "text": " Yeah, huh?"}, {"start": 1599.6200000000001, "end": 1600.6200000000001, "text": " There's tons."}, {"start": 1603.6200000000001, "end": 1605.6200000000001, "text": " Wait, so you get rewards for collecting?"}, {"start": 1605.6200000000001, "end": 1614.14, "text": " I'm 100% in this? I have no idea. I don't even know what type of... I know it's a platformer,"}, {"start": 1614.14, "end": 1619.74, "text": " but will it work like Mario where you have to grab stars, but it's lasagnas instead? We'll"}, {"start": 1619.74, "end": 1621.74, "text": " see."}, {"start": 1621.74, "end": 1626.9, "text": " Pawswipe. With X, you can send enemies in balls of wool and maybe other things. Who"}, {"start": 1626.9, "end": 1633.46, "text": " knows? Flying. If you aim it right, you can even send one enemy flying into another."}, {"start": 1633.46, "end": 1661.6200000000001, "text": " the strats. Okay, there's vaulting. Nice. Score! Oh my god, the power. Is there a secret"}, {"start": 1661.6200000000001, "end": 1664.6200000000001, "text": " What if I put this on here?"}, {"start": 1664.6200000000001, "end": 1667.3000000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1667.3000000000002, "end": 1668.3000000000002, "text": " Barfield?"}, {"start": 1668.3000000000002, "end": 1669.3000000000002, "text": " True!"}, {"start": 1669.3000000000002, "end": 1677.9, "text": " You lower the sensitivity in this a bit."}, {"start": 1677.9, "end": 1680.7800000000002, "text": " Oh my god, you can."}, {"start": 1680.7800000000002, "end": 1681.7800000000002, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 1681.78, "end": 1696.26, "text": " On the ground or in the air, you can press RB from a dash. Careful, Garfield will have"}, {"start": 1696.26, "end": 1700.98, "text": " to land on his feet before he can do it again. Jumping then dashing is tiring."}, {"start": 1700.98, "end": 1704.98, "text": " By continuing to hold down RB after a dash, Garfield can keep rolling at high speed."}, {"start": 1704.98, "end": 1711.26, "text": " You can even jump two Exhumation Marks while still rolling, crazy, right?"}, {"start": 1711.26, "end": 1712.76, "text": " Amazing."}, {"start": 1712.76, "end": 1725.42, "text": " So this is like Mario's jump throw thing."}, {"start": 1725.42, "end": 1728.42, "text": " Lasagna!"}, {"start": 1728.42, "end": 1736.7, "text": " lasagna finally a proper reward this"}, {"start": 1736.7, "end": 1738.6200000000001, "text": " does feel very Mario-coded it does"}, {"start": 1738.6200000000001, "end": 1741.18, "text": " yeah there it is a real beef lasagna"}, {"start": 1741.18, "end": 1742.7, "text": " well it's not like the real ones but if"}, {"start": 1742.7, "end": 1744.5, "text": " you eat it maybe you'll wake up you got"}, {"start": 1744.5, "end": 1745.7, "text": " to collect them all if you want to get"}, {"start": 1745.7, "end": 1748.7, "text": " the game rewards so get to work okay"}, {"start": 1748.7, "end": 1751.7, "text": " easy"}, {"start": 1758.42, "end": 1766.78, "text": " You get lasagna for all the coffee cups?"}, {"start": 1766.78, "end": 1768.42, "text": " I hate Mondays."}, {"start": 1768.42, "end": 1776.42, "text": " Haha, did you think it would be that easy?"}, {"start": 1776.42, "end": 1779.9, "text": " Say hello to my little..."}, {"start": 1779.9, "end": 1781.9, "text": " No, not vegetables!"}, {"start": 1781.9, "end": 1783.9, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 1783.9, "end": 1785.9, "text": " It's not rolling enemies?"}, {"start": 1793.3400000000001, "end": 1797.5, "text": " Daniels video game entertainment industry"}, {"start": 1803.18, "end": 1807.74, "text": " You cannot roll into enemies okay good to know wonder if you can pounds them"}, {"start": 1813.9, "end": 1819.22, "text": " Can you pounce? Oh, you can jump on them."}, {"start": 1825.9, "end": 1830.26, "text": " Dude, you like you can even wall jump."}, {"start": 1832.8200000000002, "end": 1836.0600000000002, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 1836.06, "end": 1847.46, "text": " wait why could this actually be pretty tight this game is gonna have a huge"}, {"start": 1847.46, "end": 1849.98, "text": " speedrun"}, {"start": 1850.58, "end": 1854.86, "text": " unfortunately Garfield's diet doesn't allow him to climb walls however he can"}, {"start": 1854.86, "end": 1859.6599999999999, "text": " more or less stick there and do wall jump dash head first into a wall then"}, {"start": 1859.6599999999999, "end": 1863.1399999999999, "text": " press a between two walls press a several times do lots of wall jumps cool"}, {"start": 1863.14, "end": 1868.8200000000002, "text": " a real ginger ninja. If you find yourself unintentionally stuck to a wall you can"}, {"start": 1868.8200000000002, "end": 1872.8200000000002, "text": " unstick yourself by pressing LB or by using L in the opposite direction. Okay,"}, {"start": 1872.8200000000002, "end": 1876.66, "text": " thanks. You're welcome."}, {"start": 1884.26, "end": 1891.8600000000001, "text": " Aha! Dude, there's like an actual movement tech here. This is kind of cool."}, {"start": 1891.8600000000001, "end": 1899.46, "text": " You have to like... that's kind of cool actually!"}, {"start": 1904.46, "end": 1907.66, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 1907.66, "end": 1922.14, "text": " Wait, can you?"}, {"start": 1922.14, "end": 1927.74, "text": " Oh, you can extend your airtime like crazy!"}, {"start": 1927.74, "end": 1933.7, "text": " You can jump, boom, and then you can also melee after."}, {"start": 1933.7, "end": 1940.3, "text": " No, there's nothing top right when Garfield is in the air you can press LB to form a ground pound"}, {"start": 1940.3, "end": 1943.6200000000001, "text": " You can use it to break things or activate the big red buttons to activate other things"}, {"start": 1943.98, "end": 1950.04, "text": " If I press a the moment Garfield touches the ground during the ground pound. You can jump super high"}, {"start": 1951.22, "end": 1956.9, "text": " You can also just press LB when Garfield is on the ground so that he crouches, but there's no point in that"}, {"start": 1956.9, "end": 1959.94, "text": " You've been warned. No, really. There's no point. Don't try it"}, {"start": 1963.7, "end": 1965.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1971.18, "end": 1975.1000000000001, "text": " Dude there's like actually that's gonna be insane take in this game"}, {"start": 1979.54, "end": 1984.5, "text": " Let's say you start over there you're probably like get out of bounds on those TVs"}, {"start": 1986.3400000000001, "end": 1989.3400000000001, "text": " And they're like I wasn't done I was"}, {"start": 1989.3400000000001, "end": 1994.66, "text": " I didn't press the button. I was gonna check the speed strats"}, {"start": 1996.5400000000002, "end": 2002.3400000000001, "text": " Hurry it's me the superb chef Monday who controls your dream"}, {"start": 2004.5400000000002, "end": 2007.8200000000002, "text": " You want to get out of here all right"}, {"start": 2008.5800000000002, "end": 2015.2200000000003, "text": " Consider your wish granted. Oh, I don't think you'll like your new destination much"}, {"start": 2045.22, "end": 2047.22, "text": " Do you get anything for pushing the button?"}, {"start": 2056.2200000000003, "end": 2059.2200000000003, "text": " What if I miss out on a lasagna and I can never get it again?"}, {"start": 2059.2200000000003, "end": 2060.2200000000003, "text": " Dreamland?"}, {"start": 2065.2200000000003, "end": 2068.2200000000003, "text": " Ah, these are the levels. Okay, I see."}, {"start": 2068.2200000000003, "end": 2073.2200000000003, "text": " Welcome to Dreamland! Your great adventure waits you here at least longer than half an hour."}, {"start": 2073.2200000000003, "end": 2078.2200000000003, "text": " You can move between levels using L then start a little prison A fold the potracks on the ground"}, {"start": 2078.2200000000003, "end": 2083.2200000000003, "text": " Okay, the game is kind of long which means you'll end up unlocking lots of levels don't panic though"}, {"start": 2083.2200000000003, "end": 2086.32, "text": " You can open a fast selection when I'm pressing B from the dreamland, okay?"}, {"start": 2088.1000000000004, "end": 2092.9800000000005, "text": " Or you can't even go back to the tutorial so there's there's like I'm guessing there's nothing there"}, {"start": 2094.78, "end": 2100.78, "text": " And here you see rewards with a yummo meter a pause man. Oh pause menu. Oh"}, {"start": 2100.78, "end": 2104.78, "text": " Ah, fuck off. There's John's house too."}, {"start": 2110.78, "end": 2115.78, "text": " Fuck, now I want to go back and push the button. What if I miss Legendary Lasagna?"}, {"start": 2117.78, "end": 2120.78, "text": " There's mouse! Dude, there's mouse top left!"}, {"start": 2122.78, "end": 2128.78, "text": " Reset? Okay. How do I do that? I'm gonna speedrun through."}, {"start": 2128.78, "end": 2136.86, "text": " Watch this. Yeah, whatever. Watch this. I'm speedrunning through. You can skip. Yeah,"}, {"start": 2136.86, "end": 2152.38, "text": " you can skip. Nice. Alright, full ready. I didn't expect this to be this tight with"}, {"start": 2152.38, "end": 2154.38, "text": " Controls."}, {"start": 2179.34, "end": 2181.34, "text": " Oh, camera, chill."}, {"start": 2182.38, "end": 2207.38, "text": " Oh no, I gotta do the str- oh, I don't mind."}, {"start": 2207.38, "end": 2224.78, "text": " where's all the coffee we got the camera just pushes you the other way any"}, {"start": 2224.78, "end": 2228.02, "text": " coffee here I don't think so"}, {"start": 2258.02, "end": 2262.02, "text": " Say hello to my little tomato friend."}, {"start": 2262.02, "end": 2264.02, "text": " Are you kidding?"}, {"start": 2264.02, "end": 2266.02, "text": " That's the enemy?"}, {"start": 2270.02, "end": 2272.02, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 2272.02, "end": 2275.02, "text": " Do you auto-collect coffee when you kill them?"}, {"start": 2281.02, "end": 2283.02, "text": " We speedrun here?"}, {"start": 2288.02, "end": 2316.18, "text": " I mean, we get the secret area."}, {"start": 2316.18, "end": 2318.18, "text": " Oh no, don't mention the card game."}, {"start": 2328.3199999999997, "end": 2330.3199999999997, "text": " Alright, we're back. Nice."}, {"start": 2333.24, "end": 2335.24, "text": " Now I'm gonna hit the bo- bo- bo-ing."}, {"start": 2335.8799999999997, "end": 2337.8799999999997, "text": " You probably don't get anything though, it's just tutorial."}, {"start": 2337.88, "end": 2353.88, "text": " Alright, well, sick. Alright, we're done. Tutorial over."}, {"start": 2353.88, "end": 2364.88, "text": " Welcome to the farm, it's time. So worth it, yeah."}, {"start": 2364.88, "end": 2368.32, "text": " This game reminds me that I took the wrong day to quit LSD."}, {"start": 2371.32, "end": 2373.56, "text": " The movement is actually really fun."}, {"start": 2378.56, "end": 2379.84, "text": " That's a lot of cheese!"}, {"start": 2379.84, "end": 2381.48, "text": " Oh, we got cheese in this one!"}, {"start": 2381.48, "end": 2384.84, "text": " Oh, shit, there is stuff top right. It's like a cheezo meter."}, {"start": 2386.36, "end": 2387.8, "text": " Did I go like bottom left?"}, {"start": 2387.8, "end": 2389.6, "text": " Well, hold on, where is cheezo meter?"}, {"start": 2390.6, "end": 2391.2400000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2392.04, "end": 2393.28, "text": " It's up there."}, {"start": 2394.88, "end": 2406.42, "text": " Yeah, oh mega cheese nice"}, {"start": 2409.7000000000003, "end": 2411.7000000000003, "text": " So what happens if you fill this up?"}, {"start": 2415.28, "end": 2417.88, "text": " There's gonna be like a max meter speed runs, dude"}, {"start": 2424.88, "end": 2428.88, "text": " Is this a piece? No?"}, {"start": 2428.88, "end": 2432.88, "text": " Forget it."}, {"start": 2432.88, "end": 2436.88, "text": " Evil mind if I modify your dream?"}, {"start": 2436.88, "end": 2440.88, "text": " Will you go for it?"}, {"start": 2440.88, "end": 2444.88, "text": " Welcome to your new nightmare."}, {"start": 2444.88, "end": 2448.88, "text": " Goodbye, jump food. No!"}, {"start": 2448.88, "end": 2452.88, "text": " Vegetables."}, {"start": 2482.88, "end": 2499.52, "text": " Hey, no kind of bangs, you know?"}, {"start": 2499.52, "end": 2506.2400000000002, "text": " Get the cat ears, get the whiskers, get no Garfiemotes, scotch motho."}, {"start": 2506.2400000000002, "end": 2509.2400000000002, "text": " Dude, we have like a million Garfiemotes!"}, {"start": 2509.2400000000002, "end": 2519.2400000000002, "text": " Oh shit, my death counter."}, {"start": 2519.2400000000002, "end": 2523.2400000000002, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 2523.2400000000002, "end": 2536.2400000000002, "text": " Hit my ever-end of me!"}, {"start": 2536.2400000000002, "end": 2543.1600000000003, "text": " You were on green yummometers"}, {"start": 2555.1200000000003, "end": 2557.1200000000003, "text": " Not the battle garden"}, {"start": 2566.2400000000002, "end": 2576.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, there's a secret area up here?"}, {"start": 2576.2400000000002, "end": 2579.2400000000002, "text": " Oh shit, how do you do this?"}, {"start": 2579.2400000000002, "end": 2584.2400000000002, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 2584.2400000000002, "end": 2592.2400000000002, "text": " I hear a lasagna, I think."}, {"start": 2592.2400000000002, "end": 2600.2400000000002, "text": " Do you think I can wall jump on that pipe and that wall?"}, {"start": 2600.2400000000002, "end": 2602.2400000000002, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 2602.2400000000002, "end": 2604.2400000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2604.2400000000002, "end": 2606.2400000000002, "text": " Guard!"}, {"start": 2606.2400000000002, "end": 2613.2400000000002, "text": " Wait, the cheesery spawned?"}, {"start": 2613.2400000000002, "end": 2614.2400000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2614.2400000000002, "end": 2617.2400000000002, "text": " Oh my god, Mish!"}, {"start": 2617.2400000000002, "end": 2619.2400000000002, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 2619.2400000000002, "end": 2621.2400000000002, "text": " Insane cheese!"}, {"start": 2621.2400000000002, "end": 2628.2400000000002, "text": " Wait, why did that spawn?"}, {"start": 2628.2400000000002, "end": 2635.2400000000002, "text": " Wait, why did that spawn?"}, {"start": 2635.2400000000002, "end": 2639.2400000000002, "text": " Can I do it again?"}, {"start": 2639.2400000000002, "end": 2640.2400000000002, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 2640.2400000000002, "end": 2641.2400000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2641.2400000000002, "end": 2648.6000000000004, "text": " There's not a death chat, you only take um, no you cannot infinite wall jump, I was"}, {"start": 2648.6000000000004, "end": 2650.2400000000002, "text": " testing it."}, {"start": 2650.2400000000002, "end": 2653.6000000000004, "text": " You can only do it once."}, {"start": 2653.6, "end": 2660.52, "text": " So you can jump, kick, go back, jump, dash, and now you can't kick or dash."}, {"start": 2660.52, "end": 2670.24, "text": " So one time each, but that actually leads to quite a lot though."}, {"start": 2670.24, "end": 2675.96, "text": " There's definitely some cool skips in this."}, {"start": 2675.96, "end": 2684.48, "text": " All right, nice."}, {"start": 2684.48, "end": 2688.48, "text": " Damn, I want to get up there."}, {"start": 2688.48, "end": 2691.12, "text": " I'm guessing you cannot stand on clouds."}, {"start": 2691.12, "end": 2698.8, "text": " Well, there's meget- oh, we're going to push the button, of course."}, {"start": 2698.8, "end": 2714.0800000000004, "text": " I don't know if they're like among the clouds right now."}, {"start": 2714.0800000000004, "end": 2716.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, Lasagna!"}, {"start": 2716.2400000000002, "end": 2717.7200000000003, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2717.7200000000003, "end": 2725.1600000000003, "text": " Any secret Lasagnas out here?"}, {"start": 2725.1600000000003, "end": 2728.6400000000003, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 2728.64, "end": 2733.12, "text": " No fall damage?"}, {"start": 2733.12, "end": 2738.08, "text": " Luckily this radish is merely decorative."}, {"start": 2738.08, "end": 2739.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2739.08, "end": 2740.08, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 2740.08, "end": 2749.3599999999997, "text": " Garfield, can you hear me?"}, {"start": 2749.3599999999997, "end": 2751.0, "text": " Hey Garfield!"}, {"start": 2751.0, "end": 2755.48, "text": " Garfield, wake up!"}, {"start": 2755.48, "end": 2759.48, "text": " Garfield, can you hear me? Hey Garfield! Garfield, wake up!"}, {"start": 2766.48, "end": 2770.48, "text": " Everywhere Garfield! I'm always watching you!"}, {"start": 2785.48, "end": 2787.48, "text": " Mmm, delicious!"}, {"start": 2793.92, "end": 2797.52, "text": " Avocado is sick, they're so good! Avocado with a sprinkle of salt?"}, {"start": 2798.02, "end": 2798.52, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 2800.02, "end": 2800.52, "text": " Yeah..."}, {"start": 2801.02, "end": 2803.26, "text": " I can increase Garb's voice, I think."}, {"start": 2803.6, "end": 2804.32, "text": " I cannot."}, {"start": 2805.22, "end": 2807.72, "text": " I can do this, and then like, increase here, I guess."}, {"start": 2808.76, "end": 2810.52, "text": " He's just talking like by himself."}, {"start": 2815.48, "end": 2822.72, "text": " Dude, you can totally skip to this lasagna."}, {"start": 2822.72, "end": 2831.76, "text": " I'm not even shitting you."}, {"start": 2831.76, "end": 2834.04, "text": " Hold on, let me cook."}, {"start": 2834.04, "end": 2835.04, "text": " Do it then?"}, {"start": 2835.04, "end": 2836.04, "text": " Oh, you're about to see it."}, {"start": 2836.04, "end": 2837.04, "text": " You're about to see it."}, {"start": 2837.04, "end": 2841.04, "text": " Can you get there when you die?"}, {"start": 2849.04, "end": 2852.04, "text": " Ah, yeah, sure."}, {"start": 2861.04, "end": 2863.04, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 2863.04, "end": 2867.04, "text": " The speedrun skips aren't here, dude! It's crazy!"}, {"start": 2871.04, "end": 2873.04, "text": " So fun!"}, {"start": 2873.04, "end": 2893.06, "text": " Oh, there's like a secret here."}, {"start": 2893.06, "end": 2895.06, "text": " I'm going the reverse way."}, {"start": 2906.06, "end": 2909.06, "text": " Yeah, there's a secret here, yeah."}, {"start": 2917.06, "end": 2918.06, "text": " The double."}, {"start": 2920.06, "end": 2921.06, "text": " No more she's."}, {"start": 2923.06, "end": 2933.06, "text": " Now that was not the intended path, that was insane secret."}, {"start": 2933.06, "end": 2950.2599999999998, "text": " We need one more lasagna, we gotta max out the cheese meter."}, {"start": 2950.26, "end": 2953.5600000000004, "text": " The movement take is like, why am I actually doing this?"}, {"start": 2955.8, "end": 2957.6000000000004, "text": " The movement take is so good."}, {"start": 2963.1800000000003, "end": 2964.6800000000003, "text": " He said I missed one? Where?"}, {"start": 2970.2000000000003, "end": 2970.7000000000003, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2971.5600000000004, "end": 2973.5600000000004, "text": " I swear it wasn't like Respawn or something."}, {"start": 2980.26, "end": 2982.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2993.38, "end": 2995.38, "text": " This is Mario Odyssey movement, yeah"}, {"start": 2997.86, "end": 2999.86, "text": " Yo, give me this"}, {"start": 2999.86, "end": 3001.86, "text": " How do I get this cheese?"}, {"start": 3005.0, "end": 3010.96, "text": " When I say the movement take is good, uh, yes, I'm a hell do you get this cheese?"}, {"start": 3020.34, "end": 3022.34, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 3025.34, "end": 3028.8, "text": " I'm excited to hear the soundtrack to there's the final is on you"}, {"start": 3029.86, "end": 3034.86, "text": " Achievement! Bottomless stomach."}, {"start": 3034.86, "end": 3040.86, "text": " It's official. I'm high in calories."}, {"start": 3040.86, "end": 3045.86, "text": " You know while jumping here?"}, {"start": 3045.86, "end": 3052.86, "text": " I think we've already maxed out the cheese. I don't think we need any more."}, {"start": 3052.86, "end": 3071.1200000000003, "text": " So hard to graffit you gotta dive early"}, {"start": 3071.12, "end": 3078.12, "text": " Wait, secret."}, {"start": 3078.12, "end": 3087.12, "text": " Door?"}, {"start": 3087.12, "end": 3100.12, "text": " Okay, I mean we got all lasagnas, we're good, alright."}, {"start": 3100.12, "end": 3120.68, "text": " I can't hear you Garkin, why are you so low?"}, {"start": 3120.68, "end": 3126.96, "text": " Why is his voice so low all of a sudden?"}, {"start": 3126.96, "end": 3128.96, "text": " Let's make it."}, {"start": 3128.96, "end": 3130.96, "text": " Maybe we can jump."}, {"start": 3130.96, "end": 3134.96, "text": " This nightmare will be nothing but a distant memory."}, {"start": 3142.96, "end": 3145.96, "text": " No, but his voice wasn't this low."}, {"start": 3145.96, "end": 3148.96, "text": " Let me- I'll fix that. I can't fix it here."}, {"start": 3156.96, "end": 3171.96, "text": " I'll see audio main volume let's up that shit lower music I guess should be better I think"}, {"start": 3171.96, "end": 3177.2400000000002, "text": " you're right alright next level what does it say here grow with the most useless egg"}, {"start": 3177.2400000000002, "end": 3188.0800000000004, "text": " plant in the world. Are all these references?"}, {"start": 3188.08, "end": 3195.08, "text": " Get all Yummometers and Zonius!"}, {"start": 3205.7799999999997, "end": 3208.38, "text": " I did all the work buddy!"}, {"start": 3208.38, "end": 3213.94, "text": " Calm down!"}, {"start": 3213.94, "end": 3215.44, "text": " He's doing Garf wide?"}, {"start": 3215.44, "end": 3216.44, "text": " Oh shut up!"}, {"start": 3216.44, "end": 3224.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, we've already seen this, but we can go to John's house here and we unlocked like a golden chair"}, {"start": 3226.76, "end": 3228.76, "text": " What"}, {"start": 3229.88, "end": 3231.88, "text": " You've just unlocked your first piece of furniture"}, {"start": 3232.6, "end": 3238.48, "text": " Fantastic by pressing why you can access our house here Garfield can remember what life was like without vegetables"}, {"start": 3238.96, "end": 3242.16, "text": " And be reunited with his armchair for a brief moment"}, {"start": 3242.16, "end": 3247.52, "text": " If you collect all of the levels as on yes, you can even get a new version of the furniture"}, {"start": 3250.52, "end": 3252.52, "text": " One out of 14"}, {"start": 3255.7599999999998, "end": 3257.7599999999998, "text": " Well, you can go to kitchen here fuck"}, {"start": 3272.16, "end": 3285.56, "text": " Three areas?"}, {"start": 3285.56, "end": 3288.7599999999998, "text": " You already had high expectations for this game and they've been blown away?"}, {"start": 3288.7599999999998, "end": 3289.7599999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3289.7599999999998, "end": 3294.96, "text": " Okay, we can decorate."}, {"start": 3294.96, "end": 3300.3999999999996, "text": " So I, to Golden Chair or Silver Chair, you need 14?"}, {"start": 3300.4, "end": 3305.9, "text": " Alright, let's go back to Dream Land, I guess."}, {"start": 3305.9, "end": 3307.6, "text": " Exist Class, thanks for the appa here."}, {"start": 3307.6, "end": 3309.1, "text": " Fiasco, like 67-2-2."}, {"start": 3309.1, "end": 3310.1, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 3310.1, "end": 3314.8, "text": " Alright, well that was Farmland, 100% dead."}, {"start": 3314.8, "end": 3317.0, "text": " There's 109 Lasonius in the game."}, {"start": 3317.0, "end": 3319.2000000000003, "text": " I have six."}, {"start": 3319.2000000000003, "end": 3320.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3320.8, "end": 3329.9, "text": " So classic, when the cat's away."}, {"start": 3329.9, "end": 3336.9, "text": " What is this, then?"}, {"start": 3336.9, "end": 3340.9, "text": " Put over there, what a weight!"}, {"start": 3340.9, "end": 3345.9, "text": " Max is 80."}, {"start": 3345.9, "end": 3347.9, "text": " Hooray!"}, {"start": 3347.9, "end": 3349.9, "text": " Oh, Lasagna!"}, {"start": 3349.9, "end": 3351.9, "text": " Secrets!"}, {"start": 3351.9, "end": 3353.9, "text": " Oh, mama."}, {"start": 3353.9, "end": 3355.9, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 3355.9, "end": 3357.9, "text": " Oh, mama."}, {"start": 3357.9, "end": 3358.9, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 3358.9, "end": 3372.58, "text": " Dude, imagine the all lasagna speedrun."}, {"start": 3372.58, "end": 3376.58, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 3376.58, "end": 3387.86, "text": " A Bumble break dance competition?"}, {"start": 3387.86, "end": 3389.86, "text": " I think you got a pound, the ground pound."}, {"start": 3406.1, "end": 3408.1, "text": " Okay, already two lasonias, let's go."}, {"start": 3417.86, "end": 3419.36, "text": " I don't know, Riot."}, {"start": 3419.36, "end": 3421.06, "text": " Daileys playing this game too."}, {"start": 3421.06, "end": 3422.36, "text": " He's like four hours in."}, {"start": 3424.36, "end": 3426.36, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 3430.36, "end": 3431.86, "text": " Delicious!"}, {"start": 3435.46, "end": 3436.46, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3436.46, "end": 3437.86, "text": " Waterfall secret!"}, {"start": 3440.1600000000003, "end": 3442.36, "text": " A secret behind a waterfall."}, {"start": 3443.06, "end": 3444.86, "text": " But in the middle of the night."}, {"start": 3444.86, "end": 3448.86, "text": " Why is that subtitled but not the other stuff?"}, {"start": 3454.86, "end": 3457.86, "text": " 109 lasagnas isn't that bad."}, {"start": 3457.86, "end": 3459.86, "text": " I mean for you that's like what?"}, {"start": 3459.86, "end": 3462.86, "text": " Two warmup caps? Kiki."}, {"start": 3464.86, "end": 3467.86, "text": " True though, yeah. I only get lasagnas in that damn game."}, {"start": 3467.86, "end": 3470.86, "text": " So yeah, true. Secret lasagna!"}, {"start": 3470.86, "end": 3478.1400000000003, "text": " three out of four already holy shit"}, {"start": 3488.82, "end": 3494.02, "text": " was on ya quick some was on his only hang around for a short time after they"}, {"start": 3494.02, "end": 3497.42, "text": " appear hurry up and collect them before it's too late or restart the count of"}, {"start": 3497.42, "end": 3512.62, "text": " a pulse pushing the button again. Oh shit! Nice! Now I just got to fill the meter and"}, {"start": 3512.62, "end": 3514.62, "text": " We're good"}, {"start": 3523.74, "end": 3526.8399999999997, "text": " Can you stop these oh you can just"}, {"start": 3529.8199999999997, "end": 3531.8199999999997, "text": " I had to ground pound them"}, {"start": 3532.9, "end": 3534.9, "text": " Okay, moving on let's go"}, {"start": 3542.62, "end": 3568.1, "text": " all the meters almost full short stage and we got all those on you so let's move on"}, {"start": 3568.1, "end": 3570.1, "text": " mouse"}, {"start": 3571.22, "end": 3574.3399999999997, "text": " What are you doing here? I'm enjoying my reward"}, {"start": 3574.7799999999997, "end": 3577.9, "text": " Jeff Monday knows how to be generous with those who help them"}, {"start": 3577.9, "end": 3584.2, "text": " Why don't you take a bite of these lovely vegetables? They're still warm. I just dug them up"}, {"start": 3584.2, "end": 3586.7599999999998, "text": " Give me the biggest cheese. This is a boss fight"}, {"start": 3588.14, "end": 3592.24, "text": " Jump food to get out of here. Oh, yeah, and who told you that?"}, {"start": 3592.2400000000002, "end": 3602.2400000000002, "text": " Hey Garfield, did you know Squeaks got a cheese story in his barn?"}, {"start": 3602.2400000000002, "end": 3609.2400000000002, "text": " Hey, how does the human know all that?"}, {"start": 3609.2400000000002, "end": 3611.2400000000002, "text": " No, it's not fair."}, {"start": 3611.2400000000002, "end": 3614.2400000000002, "text": " You won't take my cheese story for me."}, {"start": 3614.2400000000002, "end": 3616.2400000000002, "text": " Never."}, {"start": 3616.2400000000002, "end": 3621.2400000000002, "text": " I'm going to smash you, Garfield."}, {"start": 3621.2400000000002, "end": 3628.2400000000002, "text": " So, the cat's away from the nice and odd player's robots, the character?"}, {"start": 3651.2400000000002, "end": 3653.2400000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3667.1200000000003, "end": 3674.88, "text": " Do it in 10 years time there's gonna be a video uploading uploaded on summoning salt channel titled"}, {"start": 3676.6200000000003, "end": 3680.7000000000003, "text": " The world record history of Garfield escaped from Monday"}, {"start": 3681.2400000000002, "end": 3687.2400000000002, "text": " What happened to the duster?"}, {"start": 3687.2400000000002, "end": 3694.2400000000002, "text": " You'll pay for that!"}, {"start": 3694.2400000000002, "end": 3697.2400000000002, "text": " You'll pay for that!"}, {"start": 3697.2400000000002, "end": 3700.2400000000002, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3700.2400000000002, "end": 3703.2400000000002, "text": " Ever seen a mouse migrate?"}, {"start": 3703.2400000000002, "end": 3708.2400000000002, "text": " Right. Now we have to find that barn and the cheese storage."}, {"start": 3708.2400000000002, "end": 3712.2400000000002, "text": " Good news! We're gonna be spending even more time together!"}, {"start": 3713.2400000000002, "end": 3718.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, is there to remind me I'm in a nightmare?"}, {"start": 3719.2400000000002, "end": 3720.2400000000002, "text": " Hey, you!"}, {"start": 3724.2400000000002, "end": 3726.2400000000002, "text": " Short sweet stage?"}, {"start": 3726.2400000000002, "end": 3731.2400000000002, "text": " Babble, like six years, the earth of hipty, because my sense of X-30 hidden makes nine-seven, I think, guys."}, {"start": 3731.2400000000002, "end": 3733.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, school again makes six-seven."}, {"start": 3733.2400000000002, "end": 3735.2400000000002, "text": " Yeah, maxed out."}, {"start": 3738.2400000000002, "end": 3742.2400000000002, "text": " I'm going to save you this superb victory."}, {"start": 3742.2400000000002, "end": 3744.2400000000002, "text": " Ooh, look at that."}, {"start": 3749.76, "end": 3755.0400000000004, "text": " Because I have to export it too, if it only gets 90px now, 25px,"}, {"start": 3755.0400000000004, "end": 3759.36, "text": " 46px, tier 2, 1.16, all my 1.16 ones here led to this moment."}, {"start": 3759.36, "end": 3761.1200000000003, "text": " Full Garfield playthrough, what a time to be alive."}, {"start": 3761.1200000000003, "end": 3763.5200000000004, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 3763.5200000000004, "end": 3766.8, "text": " Yeah, I know, right?"}, {"start": 3766.8, "end": 3771.28, "text": " Alright, next one, not classic, not a main level."}, {"start": 3771.28, "end": 3774.0, "text": " Oh, so these are side levels?"}, {"start": 3774.0, "end": 3776.7200000000003, "text": " Okay, but I mean I guess this is a main level now."}, {"start": 3782.5600000000004, "end": 3784.96, "text": " Seven, so yes, for meter you get extra lasagna."}, {"start": 3784.96, "end": 3787.44, "text": " Oh, if you max out the meter it counts as an extra lasagna."}, {"start": 3788.4, "end": 3789.1200000000003, "text": " Oh, dessert."}, {"start": 3789.1200000000003, "end": 3790.6400000000003, "text": " This doesn't look like what I was doing."}, {"start": 3790.6400000000003, "end": 3792.48, "text": " Oh, look at that, a side level."}, {"start": 3792.48, "end": 3792.96, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 3792.96, "end": 3793.36, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 3793.36, "end": 3810.8, "text": " I got three extra, yeah, seven, because, yeah."}, {"start": 3810.8, "end": 3813.52, "text": " right and Jingle takes one of two archers on 12."}, {"start": 3813.52, "end": 3816.0, "text": " Ke only 142, Khrushchev, Supreme Mastrea."}, {"start": 3819.1600000000003, "end": 3821.32, "text": " One to Blink, 17, Thrisper, 128,"}, {"start": 3821.32, "end": 3823.6800000000003, "text": " Espar, 65, Mandel, takes seven,"}, {"start": 3823.6800000000003, "end": 3826.1600000000003, "text": " 40, takes three, Anniversary, Maverick, takes 82."}, {"start": 3828.0800000000004, "end": 3830.0800000000004, "text": " One for each part, different color."}, {"start": 3830.0800000000004, "end": 3832.7200000000003, "text": " Right, right, I gotta check for Seeker, Luzonius."}, {"start": 3835.7200000000003, "end": 3836.92, "text": " What's the story so far?"}, {"start": 3836.92, "end": 3850.8, "text": " The story is Garfield ate John's vegetarian lasagna filled with vegetables and then he passed out and now in order for him to to wake up from from dreamland he needs to eat all of the non vegetables."}, {"start": 3856.96, "end": 3858.2000000000003, "text": " Kojima could never."}, {"start": 3866.92, "end": 3868.92, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 3874.8, "end": 3876.8, "text": " Oh secrets"}, {"start": 3887.0, "end": 3889.0, "text": " Wow secrets"}, {"start": 3889.0, "end": 3905.16, "text": " Yeah, then 109 Lasagna's is not that much or however much it was."}, {"start": 3905.16, "end": 3911.84, "text": " Does this game have photo mode?"}, {"start": 3911.84, "end": 3941.8, "text": " So you get one lasagna per level"}, {"start": 3941.8, "end": 3959.2400000000002, "text": " you clear on that meter? So it's three. It's pointing this way. I'm going this way."}, {"start": 3959.2400000000002, "end": 3964.2400000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 3973.2400000000002, "end": 3975.2400000000002, "text": " Lasagna!"}, {"start": 3979.2400000000002, "end": 3982.2400000000002, "text": " Oh, it shows lasagna notches on the meter. It levels something."}, {"start": 3982.2400000000002, "end": 3984.2400000000002, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 3984.2400000000002, "end": 3986.2400000000002, "text": " High calories."}, {"start": 3989.2400000000002, "end": 3995.2400000000002, "text": " My favorite cheese? I don't know, dude."}, {"start": 3995.2400000000002, "end": 4002.2400000000002, "text": " I don't know. I'm so bad with cheese names."}, {"start": 4002.2400000000002, "end": 4019.36, "text": " If you like the yellow one, yes, eh?"}, {"start": 4019.36, "end": 4024.92, "text": " Way too dank!"}, {"start": 4054.92, "end": 4058.8, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 4058.8, "end": 4065.12, "text": " Hard and stinky or soft and moldy?"}, {"start": 4065.12, "end": 4068.48, "text": " Oh, it depends on what you're having it with, man."}, {"start": 4068.48, "end": 4069.6800000000003, "text": " Oh, that's the end of the stage."}, {"start": 4069.6800000000003, "end": 4071.16, "text": " I think we got it all, right?"}, {"start": 4071.16, "end": 4072.16, "text": " Can you check?"}, {"start": 4072.16, "end": 4073.16, "text": " Yeah, top right."}, {"start": 4073.16, "end": 4074.16, "text": " Yeah, we got everything."}, {"start": 4074.16, "end": 4080.16, "text": " That's a total of six lasagnas right there."}, {"start": 4080.1600000000003, "end": 4082.1600000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4092.0400000000004, "end": 4094.0400000000004, "text": " Mr. Bob"}, {"start": 4101.200000000001, "end": 4107.280000000001, "text": " He likes break are you know I will I will garf is doing garf wide"}, {"start": 4110.16, "end": 4114.16, "text": " You can add, uh, yeah, I mean, ah, can you, ah."}, {"start": 4120.5, "end": 4125.7, "text": " So that, the blue stages are side stages. We have 19 out of 109 already, this is fast."}, {"start": 4129.28, "end": 4133.44, "text": " Oh, we're in the, uh, foul play in the carrot patch."}, {"start": 4135.599999999999, "end": 4138.72, "text": " Yeah, there you have the notches. So you get three lasagnas for that Yummometer."}, {"start": 4138.72, "end": 4145.2, "text": " You don't need to max out the meter then you just got to hit the red portion for lason yes, okay"}, {"start": 4149.58, "end": 4153.320000000001, "text": " This is cut to first-age yeah, not believe I was 143"}, {"start": 4168.72, "end": 4193.4400000000005, "text": " Why is Garves so quiet?"}, {"start": 4193.4400000000005, "end": 4195.68, "text": " Because his audio level is all over the place."}, {"start": 4195.68, "end": 4198.360000000001, "text": " The rest are fine, but Garves is just all over."}, {"start": 4198.36, "end": 4206.38, "text": " unstable radish please jump on it to verify this is carrot though"}, {"start": 4206.38, "end": 4213.48, "text": " maybe this that's a radish obviously see me me"}, {"start": 4215.88, "end": 4223.679999999999, "text": " any secret lasagna's is for lasagna's here weather forecast chef Monday predicts"}, {"start": 4223.68, "end": 4225.68, "text": " Big clouds"}, {"start": 4227.92, "end": 4230.320000000001, "text": " Fuck I should be bottom right I'm covering the"}, {"start": 4231.88, "end": 4235.76, "text": " You just move the clouds what's that got to do with me?"}, {"start": 4237.280000000001, "end": 4246.4800000000005, "text": " Because now you can't get to the exit great. I see you put the whole budget into the visual effects"}, {"start": 4253.68, "end": 4259.360000000001, "text": " you favorite and least favorite veggie does what does olives count as"}, {"start": 4262.0, "end": 4262.400000000001, "text": " gnar"}, {"start": 4266.64, "end": 4271.84, "text": " is that a veggie i hate olives i hate olives hate him"}, {"start": 4276.16, "end": 4277.52, "text": " no tomato come back"}, {"start": 4283.68, "end": 4288.68, "text": " Do you think garf is like a Terminator Easter egg if you hop into the cheese?"}, {"start": 4307.0, "end": 4309.16, "text": " Oh you got to do it 67 times"}, {"start": 4313.68, "end": 4315.68, "text": " Secret!"}, {"start": 4315.68, "end": 4320.68, "text": " Yum, yum."}, {"start": 4320.68, "end": 4323.68, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4323.68, "end": 4328.68, "text": " Oh, mama yum."}, {"start": 4328.68, "end": 4333.68, "text": " Oh, mama yum."}, {"start": 4343.68, "end": 4352.04, "text": " We just like all those two when they went to Andalusia and Grana and started to love"}, {"start": 4352.04, "end": 4353.04, "text": " them."}, {"start": 4353.04, "end": 4354.04, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 4354.04, "end": 4355.04, "text": " I don't know man."}, {"start": 4355.04, "end": 4356.04, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4356.04, "end": 4357.04, "text": " John!"}, {"start": 4357.04, "end": 4358.04, "text": " John."}, {"start": 4358.04, "end": 4359.04, "text": " I'm standing far."}, {"start": 4359.04, "end": 4360.04, "text": " Here's the non-player character."}, {"start": 4360.04, "end": 4361.04, "text": " What's he gonna do after me this time?"}, {"start": 4361.04, "end": 4371.04, "text": " I'm standing par. Here's the non-player character. What's he going to offer me this time?"}, {"start": 4371.04, "end": 4376.04, "text": " Demiro, you're a field! I'm here to help you escape this time!"}, {"start": 4376.04, "end": 4380.04, "text": " Hey! Don't make that face! It's your dream. You're the one who brought me here."}, {"start": 4380.04, "end": 4386.04, "text": " I think the whole thing's fretted. My amazing carnival costume is somewhere nearby. Find it!"}, {"start": 4386.04, "end": 4390.8, "text": " Find it what it'll help you fly what places you couldn't get to before what?"}, {"start": 4395.84, "end": 4397.84, "text": " Yeah, because it controls really good"}, {"start": 4402.6, "end": 4409.32, "text": " It's nice to play a game from a studio that I'm just afraid to take some risks, you know like remedy"}, {"start": 4409.32, "end": 4415.16, "text": " They're a special studio man to be honest."}, {"start": 4415.16, "end": 4416.719999999999, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 4423.44, "end": 4424.719999999999, "text": " Snooze folks."}, {"start": 4433.04, "end": 4434.2, "text": " I'm not talking about Garf."}, {"start": 4434.2, "end": 4435.32, "text": " I'm talking about control."}, {"start": 4439.32, "end": 4441.32, "text": " I think these little chickens are tiny cute."}, {"start": 4441.32, "end": 4444.32, "text": " We're making our food last months."}, {"start": 4444.32, "end": 4447.32, "text": " Vegetarians anonymous."}, {"start": 4447.32, "end": 4450.32, "text": " Vegetarians anonymous."}, {"start": 4457.32, "end": 4458.32, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4458.32, "end": 4460.32, "text": " Hope there's lots more."}, {"start": 4462.32, "end": 4464.32, "text": " Shit, I don't know if I'm going..."}, {"start": 4464.32, "end": 4465.32, "text": " Well, no."}, {"start": 4465.32, "end": 4466.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4469.32, "end": 4496.32, "text": " I want to hear the music louder, man."}, {"start": 4496.32, "end": 4510.0, "text": " Okay, lower the SFX a bit."}, {"start": 4510.0, "end": 4522.639999999999, "text": " Okay, time lasagna here, all right."}, {"start": 4522.64, "end": 4523.64, "text": " No time to waste."}, {"start": 4537.92, "end": 4541.52, "text": " Stop that stupid timer."}, {"start": 4541.52, "end": 4544.52, "text": " Let me redo."}, {"start": 4544.52, "end": 4545.52, "text": " Cannon stations."}, {"start": 4552.64, "end": 4554.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4556.360000000001, "end": 4558.360000000001, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 4558.92, "end": 4563.360000000001, "text": " Okay, we have one more lasagna, but this is where his suit is though"}, {"start": 4564.8, "end": 4566.8, "text": " Maybe it's like a"}, {"start": 4568.64, "end": 4570.64, "text": " The recovery straps are crazy"}, {"start": 4582.64, "end": 4594.64, "text": " Get the turkey costume, I guarantee you man."}, {"start": 4594.64, "end": 4596.240000000001, "text": " You just found the turkey costume."}, {"start": 4596.240000000001, "end": 4600.820000000001, "text": " With its reinforced seams and top quality feathers, it enables Garfield to move gracefully"}, {"start": 4600.820000000001, "end": 4602.320000000001, "text": " through the air."}, {"start": 4602.320000000001, "end": 4604.84, "text": " First aim the air and fly towards new horizons."}, {"start": 4604.84, "end": 4607.4800000000005, "text": " Hey, if I were you I'd still be careful."}, {"start": 4607.4800000000005, "end": 4610.4400000000005, "text": " Three flaps the costumes powers will start to take flight"}, {"start": 4612.4400000000005, "end": 4616.200000000001, "text": " Enjoy it while you can because at the end of the level the developers will take it away from you"}, {"start": 4616.200000000001, "end": 4618.8, "text": " They might give it back later if they feel like it. Okay"}, {"start": 4626.68, "end": 4628.68, "text": " Damn the movement strats"}, {"start": 4637.4800000000005, "end": 4644.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, delicious."}, {"start": 4644.4800000000005, "end": 4664.120000000001, "text": " Another tour de force from Garfield."}, {"start": 4664.12, "end": 4666.12, "text": " Directionalized death makes it a two."}, {"start": 4674.12, "end": 4676.12, "text": " Five subs for death. Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 4687.62, "end": 4689.62, "text": " It's news books."}, {"start": 4689.62, "end": 4718.099999999999, "text": " The last one's only going to be like mega secret."}, {"start": 4718.1, "end": 4723.42, "text": " rule number three. Mondays are banned here. This is why we're not playing it on the Monday"}, {"start": 4723.42, "end": 4743.42, "text": " chat, you see? Oh, secret. Is there a secret on the other side, too, then? No?"}, {"start": 4743.42, "end": 4767.1, "text": " You see that path? You can take it now that you've activated the wind zones. You can"}, {"start": 4767.1, "end": 4769.1, "text": " travel all the way to Squeak's Bar."}, {"start": 4769.1, "end": 4771.1, "text": " And he always cheats."}, {"start": 4771.1, "end": 4772.1, "text": " Oh, darn it."}, {"start": 4772.1, "end": 4774.1, "text": " After his little one-point trick,"}, {"start": 4774.1, "end": 4777.1, "text": " he won't be seeing him again any time or so."}, {"start": 4778.1, "end": 4779.1, "text": " Wait, is this game sick?"}, {"start": 4779.1, "end": 4780.1, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4780.1, "end": 4782.1, "text": " Kind of is."}, {"start": 4785.1, "end": 4788.1, "text": " This is like a 3D platformer, like Mario, you know?"}, {"start": 4788.1, "end": 4790.1, "text": " You gotta find Lasonius."}, {"start": 4797.1, "end": 4813.58, "text": " There's one more lasagna in this stage, it's got to be over here somewhere."}, {"start": 4813.58, "end": 4816.780000000001, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 4816.78, "end": 4823.78, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4823.78, "end": 4825.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4825.78, "end": 4828.78, "text": " Yo, Richacho."}, {"start": 4828.78, "end": 4832.78, "text": " Theicious."}, {"start": 4832.78, "end": 4837.78, "text": " Oh, that cheese though."}, {"start": 4837.78, "end": 4840.78, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 4840.78, "end": 4850.78, "text": " Don't worry Garth, we can do this."}, {"start": 4850.78, "end": 4857.78, "text": " Whatever's your guy?"}, {"start": 4857.78, "end": 4862.78, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 4862.78, "end": 4869.78, "text": " I had to get a fought?"}, {"start": 4869.78, "end": 4875.62, "text": " Listen, when we find that character, the pink lady, yeah, maybe we can add G-Dofa to that one, alright?"}, {"start": 4875.62, "end": 4876.78, "text": " Or if I die."}, {"start": 4886.42, "end": 4888.219999999999, "text": " There's the last Lasagna, okay."}, {"start": 4889.0199999999995, "end": 4890.139999999999, "text": " And there's the end stage."}, {"start": 4892.3, "end": 4892.94, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 4895.34, "end": 4897.0599999999995, "text": " No, the Lasagna plates!"}, {"start": 4897.06, "end": 4900.780000000001, "text": " Oh, it's scared."}, {"start": 4900.780000000001, "end": 4903.580000000001, "text": " What a nightmare."}, {"start": 4903.580000000001, "end": 4910.5, "text": " Being a lasagna and chased by Garf, look at him!"}, {"start": 4910.5, "end": 4918.06, "text": " Oh, yum."}, {"start": 4918.06, "end": 4921.820000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 4921.82, "end": 4926.82, "text": " Yeah, seven lasagnas."}, {"start": 4926.82, "end": 4933.099999999999, "text": " Okay, we're going over a kill on the cheese."}, {"start": 4933.099999999999, "end": 4940.099999999999, "text": " We really don't need more."}, {"start": 4940.099999999999, "end": 4944.099999999999, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 4944.1, "end": 4950.46, "text": " Matt B, thanks for the 114, man."}, {"start": 4950.46, "end": 4961.54, "text": " Yeah, mushrooms are sick, Direction was dead, it's sick."}, {"start": 4961.54, "end": 4962.700000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 4962.700000000001, "end": 4964.9400000000005, "text": " Now we can switch this all off."}, {"start": 4964.9400000000005, "end": 4965.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4965.9400000000005, "end": 4972.1, "text": " I don't have a dress, a garf dress."}, {"start": 4972.1, "end": 4973.660000000001, "text": " I do have a shirt."}, {"start": 4974.8, "end": 4976.84, "text": " Don't know, don't care, it says,"}, {"start": 4976.84, "end": 4979.38, "text": " because Garth doesn't give a shit."}, {"start": 4979.38, "end": 4980.22, "text": " All right, what's up?"}, {"start": 4980.22, "end": 4981.06, "text": " We're doing this one."}, {"start": 4981.06, "end": 4984.22, "text": " High voltage, low motivation, four lasagnas, okay."}, {"start": 4994.9400000000005, "end": 4995.780000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 4996.9400000000005, "end": 4997.780000000001, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 4998.780000000001, "end": 5001.780000000001, "text": " Nothing new than a boss."}, {"start": 5001.78, "end": 5003.78, "text": " Another new level."}, {"start": 5005.78, "end": 5009.78, "text": " It'll be over before you know it Garf when you're in the hands of the gamer."}, {"start": 5009.78, "end": 5014.78, "text": " Careful Garfield. I set a lot of mousetraps to protect the farm."}, {"start": 5014.78, "end": 5019.78, "text": " They cheat through the cables again. Results, no more electricity."}, {"start": 5019.78, "end": 5024.78, "text": " I know, you could have just told me you wanted to go obstacles."}, {"start": 5024.78, "end": 5030.78, "text": " If you reactivate the mousetraps, the power will come back and you'll be able to open the portal to the windmills."}, {"start": 5030.78, "end": 5034.38, "text": " Why not just open the door and eat the lasagna?"}, {"start": 5043.219999999999, "end": 5045.219999999999, "text": " Oh wait, he has an idle animation."}, {"start": 5051.94, "end": 5054.44, "text": " He has more than one. He was gonna do something else."}, {"start": 5060.78, "end": 5067.78, "text": " I'll join ya."}, {"start": 5067.78, "end": 5076.32, "text": " What headphones do I have?"}, {"start": 5076.32, "end": 5087.32, "text": " I have Sennheiser 560S, they're open batch."}, {"start": 5087.32, "end": 5108.86, "text": " Elevator here, but why is there like Bald John on those things?"}, {"start": 5108.86, "end": 5109.86, "text": " I hear a lasagna."}, {"start": 5112.0199999999995, "end": 5113.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, it's a button."}, {"start": 5120.7, "end": 5122.7, "text": " Yeah, it's the button I'm hearing, okay."}, {"start": 5133.86, "end": 5135.36, "text": " Yeah, true."}, {"start": 5138.86, "end": 5153.7, "text": " This is moderately terrifying!"}, {"start": 5153.7, "end": 5155.7, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5164.38, "end": 5166.38, "text": " My secret for sure"}, {"start": 5166.38, "end": 5168.38, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5181.9400000000005, "end": 5185.12, "text": " Josie Debbs they saw taking a mark from f66"}, {"start": 5187.62, "end": 5193.38, "text": " This is a golem like game no this game is like actually good. It's a 3d platformer like like Mario"}, {"start": 5193.38, "end": 5195.38, "text": " You got to grab lasagna's instead of stars"}, {"start": 5196.38, "end": 5198.86, "text": " It's actually good it's not true."}, {"start": 5201.18, "end": 5201.9800000000005, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 5205.34, "end": 5206.14, "text": " Delicious!"}, {"start": 5210.38, "end": 5212.46, "text": " Any secret lasagna behind the camera here?"}, {"start": 5216.46, "end": 5217.5, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 5226.38, "end": 5242.38, "text": " Mr. One Cheese, it's fine. You only need to hit the red on the cheese things anyways."}, {"start": 5242.38, "end": 5252.38, "text": " Secret? Really? Garf? Come on!"}, {"start": 5252.38, "end": 5262.38, "text": " Damn, chat recommender game equals good giga chat, the council keeps swimming giga chat."}, {"start": 5262.38, "end": 5266.34, "text": " There is no such thing as the council"}, {"start": 5274.14, "end": 5278.62, "text": " I mean it was honest that I still only have one out of four I feel like I might have missed one"}, {"start": 5279.7, "end": 5281.7, "text": " Probably not though right?"}, {"start": 5292.38, "end": 5294.38, "text": " My head"}, {"start": 5303.58, "end": 5305.58, "text": " No secret"}, {"start": 5305.58, "end": 5330.58, "text": " I'm worried I missed one, I probably haven't though, just..."}, {"start": 5330.58, "end": 5338.58, "text": " No, I don't think I missed one."}, {"start": 5368.58, "end": 5384.7, "text": " I'm pretty sure you could just skip this to work right"}, {"start": 5384.7, "end": 5404.12, "text": " There we go. Easy. And what's up with this? Okay, whatever. Oh, you can definitely just"}, {"start": 5404.12, "end": 5409.0, "text": " skip this door like easiest skip of the entire game"}, {"start": 5412.24, "end": 5414.92, "text": " oh fuck"}, {"start": 5423.88, "end": 5428.32, "text": " well you you definitely could yeah"}, {"start": 5428.32, "end": 5437.5199999999995, "text": " Tight. Game's tight."}, {"start": 5437.5199999999995, "end": 5442.0, "text": " Any secret buying here?"}, {"start": 5442.0, "end": 5452.759999999999, "text": " There is definitely secrets."}, {"start": 5452.76, "end": 5469.76, "text": " Lasagna? Damnit! Of course except there, yeah. I believe that. 77 hour long Garth platformer."}, {"start": 5469.76, "end": 5477.76, "text": " Okay, there's a Lasagna here! A timed one. Yeah, okay."}, {"start": 5482.76, "end": 5488.76, "text": " Well, where's my applause?"}, {"start": 5488.76, "end": 5494.76, "text": " Gosh, permission accomplished."}, {"start": 5494.76, "end": 5503.76, "text": " Now I must give Garfield's toes a sub, right?"}, {"start": 5503.76, "end": 5504.76, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 5504.76, "end": 5507.76, "text": " Is that the button I'm hearing still?"}, {"start": 5508.52, "end": 5511.320000000001, "text": " Yeah, it has no lasagna sound even though I've already done it"}, {"start": 5515.4400000000005, "end": 5522.400000000001, "text": " Can I make that instead of jumping I mean I could I could just jump up here though because this game is insane tech"}, {"start": 5537.76, "end": 5543.76, "text": " No sense! Why would a portal in the middle of a field lock your way?"}, {"start": 5543.76, "end": 5548.76, "text": " You know, maybe I'm in John's dream."}, {"start": 5548.76, "end": 5549.76, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5549.76, "end": 5554.76, "text": " Yeah, he opened the door, but it was the way back. It was just how to get back again."}, {"start": 5554.76, "end": 5557.76, "text": " I decided to take a cooler route."}, {"start": 5567.76, "end": 5574.6, "text": " Two there's still two more lasagna is hidden throughout this level. There's no way. I've missed one though. No way"}, {"start": 5575.6, "end": 5577.6, "text": " No chance in hell"}, {"start": 5586.280000000001, "end": 5588.280000000001, "text": " I hear a lasagna"}, {"start": 5590.72, "end": 5593.52, "text": " It's a button god damn it. Why do they share sound?"}, {"start": 5597.76, "end": 5614.96, "text": " Wait, invisible wall?"}, {"start": 5614.96, "end": 5622.96, "text": " Yeah, invisible wall, I think, yeah."}, {"start": 5622.96, "end": 5629.28, "text": " Lasagna very nice. Yeah three"}, {"start": 5646.96, "end": 5649.28, "text": " Okay, final lasagna is where"}, {"start": 5652.96, "end": 5679.84, "text": " I see the final is on you we're good and we're done we maxed out the meter to"}, {"start": 5683.86, "end": 5687.84, "text": " No, okay one piece there one piece there one piece there, okay"}, {"start": 5705.72, "end": 5707.72, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 5707.72, "end": 5711.72, "text": " It's official. I'm high in calories."}, {"start": 5711.72, "end": 5716.72, "text": " It's official. I'm high in calories."}, {"start": 5737.72, "end": 5742.72, "text": " It's official, I'm high."}, {"start": 5760.72, "end": 5763.72, "text": " Okay, okay, nice, nice."}, {"start": 5763.72, "end": 5766.72, "text": " You think Garfield ate John's Edibles by accident?"}, {"start": 5766.72, "end": 5769.2, "text": " Yeah, maybe"}, {"start": 5796.72, "end": 5820.6, "text": " Yeah. Yeah. What's next then? There's a side stage here. This one against the tide."}, {"start": 5820.6, "end": 5827.64, "text": " Yeah, we got to check the house. Well, when we get a bit more stuff"}, {"start": 5830.120000000001, "end": 5835.0, "text": " North wind Raven, I think seven now you're not just gonna sub to Garfield stole my teeth"}, {"start": 5841.64, "end": 5843.64, "text": " Look at the speed in this stage"}, {"start": 5851.4800000000005, "end": 5853.4800000000005, "text": " W speed"}, {"start": 5865.6, "end": 5868.64, "text": " Three lasagnas, let's go next"}, {"start": 5871.96, "end": 5873.96, "text": " He's still smug when he kicks"}, {"start": 5873.96, "end": 5893.84, "text": " Okay, no lasagna let's go lasagna nice next"}, {"start": 5893.84, "end": 5897.84, "text": " Finally, a proper reward."}, {"start": 5908.84, "end": 5910.84, "text": " Azanya, three."}, {"start": 5911.84, "end": 5914.84, "text": " Oh, mama, yum."}, {"start": 5916.84, "end": 5917.84, "text": " What up, Dave Moss?"}, {"start": 5917.84, "end": 5919.84, "text": " Ah, it's the end of the stage."}, {"start": 5919.84, "end": 5920.84, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 5923.84, "end": 5933.46, "text": " All good they must hope you're well man little Joss like 61"}, {"start": 5940.46, "end": 5943.0, "text": " Yeah six lasagna's right there"}, {"start": 5943.0, "end": 5945.0, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 5949.88, "end": 5953.08, "text": " This had online leaderboards it will be over yeah be over for you daily"}, {"start": 5956.32, "end": 5963.72, "text": " All right, this is higher and higher look how many lasagna's holy shit. There's six lasagna's on the stage plus three"}, {"start": 5966.76, "end": 5969.84, "text": " Nine lasagna's in one stage that's unheard of"}, {"start": 5973.0, "end": 6002.14, "text": " you know the player's objective is often visible from very far away in the"}, {"start": 6002.14, "end": 6007.42, "text": " level. Don't you know a video game where the objective is close by?"}, {"start": 6007.42, "end": 6013.14, "text": " Preferably on a couch? I hope you're ready to climb this huge windmill!"}, {"start": 6013.14, "end": 6018.58, "text": " I'm even thinking. What's that face for? You got a better idea?"}, {"start": 6018.58, "end": 6023.02, "text": " All right, you, what do I have to do to get out of this nightmare?"}, {"start": 6023.02, "end": 6026.5, "text": " How much does this game cost?"}, {"start": 6026.5, "end": 6029.620000000001, "text": " I can't believe I'm about to say this."}, {"start": 6029.620000000001, "end": 6036.3, "text": " This game is like 22 bucks, but there's a bundle with this game and Garfield Card Furious"}, {"start": 6036.3, "end": 6041.200000000001, "text": " Racing for 20 bucks right now."}, {"start": 6041.200000000001, "end": 6050.580000000001, "text": " So you get both games for 20."}, {"start": 6050.58, "end": 6052.58, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 6054.94, "end": 6057.9, "text": " I think this game is gonna be a six-speed game to be honest"}, {"start": 6070.38, "end": 6072.38, "text": " Anya"}, {"start": 6072.38, "end": 6085.66, "text": " The game is fun on Android and that's like really fun movement take I know I fell oh wait"}, {"start": 6102.38, "end": 6104.38, "text": " I knew"}, {"start": 6122.7, "end": 6124.7, "text": " Corn"}, {"start": 6124.7, "end": 6126.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6130.98, "end": 6132.98, "text": " Was on ya"}, {"start": 6134.9, "end": 6140.24, "text": " Whoever read Garfield Donald Duck a bomb says kid it was Bomsen Donald duck never Garfield"}, {"start": 6143.82, "end": 6148.7, "text": " Legit this game could be a really fun ski run. I mean we've already done like two skips"}, {"start": 6151.78, "end": 6154.5199999999995, "text": " There's like skips all over that place because of the movements"}, {"start": 6154.7, "end": 6161.7, "text": " Did you stand on this sign?"}, {"start": 6161.7, "end": 6174.7, "text": " Yeah, this song is very nice."}, {"start": 6174.7, "end": 6191.42, "text": " I was on the out you think you can skip his eating animation if you do a ground pound"}, {"start": 6191.42, "end": 6195.5, "text": " before you like on the right frame"}, {"start": 6225.5, "end": 6230.06, "text": " no catering no predator monetization just plain gaming"}, {"start": 6230.06, "end": 6240.3, "text": " diarrhea i'd say that scarf delicious scarf delicious yeah true"}, {"start": 6245.98, "end": 6255.34, "text": " boom four lasagna holy shit the pace is insane"}, {"start": 6255.5, "end": 6261.18, "text": " Of all the costumes you ended up with a cat turkey"}, {"start": 6264.42, "end": 6266.5, "text": " Celebration chat in Star Wars. Yes"}, {"start": 6274.42, "end": 6276.92, "text": " Are you going to be arrested for"}, {"start": 6285.5, "end": 6287.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6315.5, "end": 6316.5, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 6316.5, "end": 6322.5, "text": " And then, Lucius."}, {"start": 6322.5, "end": 6331.94, "text": " Wait, this game has a physical version too?"}, {"start": 6331.94, "end": 6334.14, "text": " Wait, you can get this on disk?"}, {"start": 6334.14, "end": 6339.14, "text": " I hear a lasagna."}, {"start": 6339.14, "end": 6349.14, "text": " Oh, it's above me, right? Oh no, it's the button."}, {"start": 6349.14, "end": 6361.4800000000005, "text": " It's just fun, that's the thing, like the movement is really fun and it's just responsive"}, {"start": 6361.4800000000005, "end": 6362.9800000000005, "text": " and nice."}, {"start": 6362.9800000000005, "end": 6388.740000000001, "text": " They've actually made it really wait did I miss a lasagna no where I missed a lasagna"}, {"start": 6388.74, "end": 6403.139999999999, "text": " somewhere wait I think I might it might be behind there yes all right I'm glad it"}, {"start": 6403.139999999999, "end": 6407.66, "text": " shows you if you've actually missed the lasagna dad that's that's such a nice"}, {"start": 6407.66, "end": 6410.7, "text": " quality of life man"}, {"start": 6418.74, "end": 6420.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6438.66, "end": 6440.66, "text": " Sorry buddy"}, {"start": 6448.74, "end": 6452.5199999999995, "text": " You can only kick and dive once"}, {"start": 6464.5, "end": 6473.0, "text": " Alar has these devs seen all play that's your block game from 2024 probably I kind of get that feeling to be claim not playing it, but"}, {"start": 6474.98, "end": 6476.98, "text": " But"}, {"start": 6478.74, "end": 6484.219999999999, "text": " prayers please speedrun this game it can't be tight man"}, {"start": 6508.74, "end": 6510.74, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 6516.74, "end": 6522.84, "text": " Yeah, we have all the lasagna. We just gotta get the rest of the cheese. Well, we have all the cheese we need to. Alright, we can just go."}, {"start": 6538.74, "end": 6558.74, "text": " I really am the best."}, {"start": 6558.74, "end": 6584.74, "text": " I hope you aren't afraid of heights."}, {"start": 6584.74, "end": 6587.74, "text": " You almost got it clear around."}, {"start": 6587.74, "end": 6590.74, "text": " Almost. Let's go."}, {"start": 6596.74, "end": 6599.74, "text": " Oh, Bulb Boss fight. Maybe?"}, {"start": 6599.74, "end": 6601.74, "text": " You reached the top of the windmill. Why?"}, {"start": 6601.74, "end": 6604.74, "text": " Oh. Because the script says so?"}, {"start": 6604.74, "end": 6607.74, "text": " So, all this bother was just to hit a checkpoint?"}, {"start": 6607.74, "end": 6610.74, "text": " Jump on the tractor. We're gonna fly to Squeaks Forge."}, {"start": 6610.74, "end": 6614.42, "text": " For the balloon powered flying tractor"}, {"start": 6621.7, "end": 6623.7, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 6624.98, "end": 6627.38, "text": " Go just like that, did you"}, {"start": 6630.179999999999, "end": 6632.62, "text": " Safe travels Garfield"}, {"start": 6640.74, "end": 6651.86, "text": " yeah nine lasagna's in one stage currently making but on a current"}, {"start": 6651.86, "end": 6657.54, "text": " is on it for Garfrey's cuz nobody stopped me all this go glass figure man"}, {"start": 6657.54, "end": 6667.099999999999, "text": " boys the shit actually peak okay we have a side stage here let's go what is"}, {"start": 6667.1, "end": 6671.740000000001, "text": " this flappy cat it's called flappy cats okay"}, {"start": 6675.26, "end": 6685.54, "text": " oh okay side scrollers how many lasonias three"}, {"start": 6697.1, "end": 6701.1, "text": " I was missed the lasagna"}, {"start": 6710.14, "end": 6718.42, "text": " these side stages are also like really compact and short which is nice"}, {"start": 6727.1, "end": 6731.1, "text": " Oh mama, yum!"}, {"start": 6733.1, "end": 6737.1, "text": " Man, never gets tired of lasagnas."}, {"start": 6745.1, "end": 6749.1, "text": " Oh yeah, you can let go if you press LB, I think. Let me just do it."}, {"start": 6751.1, "end": 6755.1, "text": " Yeah, well, no."}, {"start": 6757.1, "end": 6764.1, "text": " Okay, just testing, let's go."}, {"start": 6764.1, "end": 6770.1, "text": " Holy secret!"}, {"start": 6770.1, "end": 6781.1, "text": " Okay, that's plus 6 lasagna's light right there, see?"}, {"start": 6781.1, "end": 6788.1, "text": " No, cats should not eat lasagna, despite what you might see in cartoons like Garfield."}, {"start": 6788.1, "end": 6793.1, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 6793.1, "end": 6807.1, "text": " Should I play Rayman Legers, Cloudbombing Peak, yeah?"}, {"start": 6807.1, "end": 6810.1, "text": " Look at that!"}, {"start": 6810.1, "end": 6817.56, "text": " So is it gold a chair you get if you get all the lasagna's in one stage and you get silver chair if you only get one lasagna"}, {"start": 6824.58, "end": 6827.56, "text": " There's a time attack mode yeah"}, {"start": 6834.14, "end": 6836.3, "text": " Okay, at least it doesn't show your friends on it"}, {"start": 6837.660000000001, "end": 6839.660000000001, "text": " All right next stage was this"}, {"start": 6840.1, "end": 6842.1, "text": " It's show time. Okay"}, {"start": 6848.22, "end": 6854.22, "text": " Okay, chat when was the last time you saw a lot is happy and calm not screaming about Pegasus"}, {"start": 6854.22, "end": 6861.46, "text": " I'm not screaming about him it's not tearing his hair and not bunny hopping around his room flailing his arms as he screeches in"}, {"start": 6862.9400000000005, "end": 6865.900000000001, "text": " Playtime attack. We all know you'll wash tongue"}, {"start": 6865.900000000001, "end": 6868.900000000001, "text": " Listen, that comes after beating in a speedrun practice."}, {"start": 6868.900000000001, "end": 6871.900000000001, "text": " Excuse me? Have you ever seen a circus like this?"}, {"start": 6872.900000000001, "end": 6878.900000000001, "text": " FYI, you're in my new TV show created specially for you."}, {"start": 6879.900000000001, "end": 6884.900000000001, "text": " Forget to smile for the cameras as they film your painful defeat."}, {"start": 6886.900000000001, "end": 6890.900000000001, "text": " Cameras? Perfect. I love being a center of attention."}, {"start": 6890.900000000001, "end": 6892.900000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6894.18, "end": 6896.620000000001, "text": " Have to go to 124 turn out like 26"}, {"start": 6898.3, "end": 6901.780000000001, "text": " Triphic 63 riggedy 112 mad scientist is 89"}, {"start": 6904.14, "end": 6910.1, "text": " Like it's 75 beats or 27 little jobs like 61 elaborate. It's 91. Let's go. How many lasagnas do we have here?"}, {"start": 6910.1, "end": 6910.9400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6910.9400000000005, "end": 6912.9400000000005, "text": " Don't see it's too dark"}, {"start": 6913.14, "end": 6915.26, "text": " 3 plus 3 with a cheese"}, {"start": 6920.900000000001, "end": 6949.3, "text": " I don't like Garfield so much."}, {"start": 6949.3, "end": 6952.8, "text": " This is actually like a decent 3D platformer. It's fun."}, {"start": 6954.18, "end": 6954.68, "text": " What's on here?"}, {"start": 6965.88, "end": 6968.22, "text": " Like the rush when the movement clicks, dude."}, {"start": 6976.74, "end": 6977.24, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 6979.3, "end": 6986.3, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 6986.3, "end": 6993.3, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 6993.3, "end": 7000.3, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 7000.3, "end": 7017.42, "text": " Okay, we're almost in the red."}, {"start": 7017.42, "end": 7028.14, "text": " Dude, this soundtrack kinda begs too, man, you know?"}, {"start": 7028.14, "end": 7031.42, "text": " I don't think I've missed the lasagna. What do you mean? No, don't one guy me."}, {"start": 7034.9800000000005, "end": 7036.780000000001, "text": " I ain't missed no lasagna."}, {"start": 7037.34, "end": 7039.42, "text": " No, no, I haven't missed anything. I haven't missed anything."}, {"start": 7047.02, "end": 7051.820000000001, "text": " Why did you stop playing bad games so suddenly? Maybe reach the three next month."}, {"start": 7051.82, "end": 7079.82, "text": " I did buy a hat in time."}, {"start": 7079.82, "end": 7085.82, "text": " A round of applause for this lazy cat who still believes he's got a share."}, {"start": 7088.82, "end": 7094.82, "text": " Will Garfield manage to outsmart my tracks and emerge victorious?"}, {"start": 7094.82, "end": 7095.82, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7095.82, "end": 7097.82, "text": " I'd like to see him try."}, {"start": 7097.82, "end": 7100.82, "text": " If I win, I demand an endorsement deal."}, {"start": 7101.82, "end": 7102.82, "text": " And a pizza."}, {"start": 7102.82, "end": 7103.82, "text": " Or three."}, {"start": 7104.82, "end": 7106.82, "text": " You're filming me?"}, {"start": 7106.82, "end": 7108.82, "text": " I'm looking forward to seeing what's next."}, {"start": 7116.12, "end": 7117.12, "text": " Can't touch this."}, {"start": 7117.5199999999995, "end": 7121.12, "text": " The burn might really start flying for our contest."}, {"start": 7128.92, "end": 7130.42, "text": " I'm listening for a lasagna."}, {"start": 7130.82, "end": 7131.62, "text": " I'm looking."}, {"start": 7136.82, "end": 7140.82, "text": " Finally, he's back to where it started. He came back."}, {"start": 7143.82, "end": 7145.82, "text": " Let's go, guns. Okay, lasagna."}, {"start": 7147.82, "end": 7148.82, "text": " I did not miss one."}, {"start": 7150.82, "end": 7154.82, "text": " And we have all the cheese we need so we can move on to the last lasagna."}, {"start": 7166.82, "end": 7168.82, "text": " Yeah, it's amortized."}, {"start": 7168.82, "end": 7170.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7170.82, "end": 7172.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7172.82, "end": 7174.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7174.82, "end": 7176.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7176.82, "end": 7178.82, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7178.82, "end": 7180.82, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7180.82, "end": 7182.82, "text": " You're more alive than some fool."}, {"start": 7182.82, "end": 7184.82, "text": " Wait, is it, is it like a speed?"}, {"start": 7184.82, "end": 7186.82, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 7186.82, "end": 7188.82, "text": " Where are you off to?"}, {"start": 7188.82, "end": 7190.82, "text": " That's not the right way."}, {"start": 7190.82, "end": 7192.82, "text": " She's a..."}, {"start": 7192.82, "end": 7196.82, "text": " Godfell is a great big loser!"}, {"start": 7196.82, "end": 7200.82, "text": " Nice. We got everything. Let's go!"}, {"start": 7203.82, "end": 7206.82, "text": " Did you see that, chef? A wig!"}, {"start": 7206.82, "end": 7211.82, "text": " That was just for starters. Don't get ahead of yourself."}, {"start": 7212.82, "end": 7214.82, "text": " Ooh, I'm nearly there."}, {"start": 7214.82, "end": 7228.94, "text": " How is it Chad golem like a lasagna Ludo lasagna Ludo dude"}, {"start": 7236.34, "end": 7240.94, "text": " Nice so yeah this John house thing I guess you unlock I"}, {"start": 7240.9400000000005, "end": 7244.38, "text": " I don't really get, like, what it means, this gold..."}, {"start": 7244.38, "end": 7249.580000000001, "text": " So, if you got all the lasagnas, it's plus one towards the golden chair, but if you only"}, {"start": 7249.580000000001, "end": 7254.18, "text": " got one lasagna, it's plus one towards the silver chair."}, {"start": 7254.18, "end": 7257.02, "text": " I think that's how it is."}, {"start": 7257.02, "end": 7259.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, what do we have?"}, {"start": 7259.9800000000005, "end": 7264.3, "text": " Two main stages to choose from."}, {"start": 7264.3, "end": 7268.38, "text": " It's showtime two, and it's showtime three."}, {"start": 7268.38, "end": 7270.38, "text": " Well, we gotta do two first"}, {"start": 7272.14, "end": 7274.14, "text": " Three lasagnas, right"}, {"start": 7282.02, "end": 7284.02, "text": " I should go back to John's house soon"}, {"start": 7286.74, "end": 7290.36, "text": " Let's go here we go"}, {"start": 7290.360000000001, "end": 7293.64, "text": " Oh, that's a big grab bridge!"}, {"start": 7297.080000000001, "end": 7300.120000000001, "text": " Praise me, for I am Garth!"}, {"start": 7306.040000000001, "end": 7307.880000000001, "text": " Silverchair means you unlock some furniture."}, {"start": 7307.880000000001, "end": 7310.68, "text": " Golden means you unlock variation of this furniture."}, {"start": 7310.68, "end": 7316.52, "text": " Here, how a contestant has to collect as many snacks as possible within the time limit."}, {"start": 7316.52, "end": 7317.240000000001, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 7317.24, "end": 7325.24, "text": " But, as you can guess, we're going to spice it all up with a few surprises."}, {"start": 7325.24, "end": 7326.24, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 7326.24, "end": 7327.24, "text": " And so exciting."}, {"start": 7327.24, "end": 7328.24, "text": " It came to me."}, {"start": 7328.24, "end": 7329.24, "text": " Good luck, Garfield."}, {"start": 7329.24, "end": 7330.24, "text": " And we're off."}, {"start": 7330.24, "end": 7331.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7331.24, "end": 7332.24, "text": " We'll take for the first wave."}, {"start": 7332.24, "end": 7333.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7333.24, "end": 7334.24, "text": " Twenty minute timer?"}, {"start": 7334.24, "end": 7335.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7335.24, "end": 7336.24, "text": " We're off."}, {"start": 7336.24, "end": 7337.24, "text": " We're off."}, {"start": 7337.24, "end": 7338.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7338.24, "end": 7339.24, "text": " We'll take for the first wave."}, {"start": 7339.24, "end": 7340.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7340.24, "end": 7341.24, "text": " Twenty minute timer?"}, {"start": 7341.24, "end": 7342.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7342.24, "end": 7343.24, "text": " We're off."}, {"start": 7343.24, "end": 7344.24, "text": " We're off."}, {"start": 7344.24, "end": 7345.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7345.24, "end": 7347.24, "text": " Not over yet!"}, {"start": 7347.24, "end": 7349.24, "text": " There's much more to come!"}, {"start": 7349.24, "end": 7351.24, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 7351.24, "end": 7353.24, "text": " Real fresh rain!"}, {"start": 7375.24, "end": 7382.24, "text": " I guess back here maybe?"}, {"start": 7382.24, "end": 7391.24, "text": " Cause we gotta do a next wave?"}, {"start": 7391.24, "end": 7392.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7422.24, "end": 7428.24, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 7428.24, "end": 7432.24, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 7432.24, "end": 7436.24, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 7436.24, "end": 7440.24, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 7440.24, "end": 7442.24, "text": " I'm tired because I was up late."}, {"start": 7445.92, "end": 7447.92, "text": " Garth's kick."}, {"start": 7450.04, "end": 7452.04, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 7482.04, "end": 7484.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7497.72, "end": 7500.88, "text": " There was a suit here, but I did not pick it up"}, {"start": 7512.04, "end": 7535.92, "text": " We got everything yet. We're good. We'll go"}, {"start": 7542.04, "end": 7548.92, "text": " What to say I don't think I have seen you this happy playing a game before balls balls, but thank you"}, {"start": 7549.28, "end": 7551.88, "text": " Lafriek Freud thinks 45 miss J. Thanks. What is that?"}, {"start": 7552.64, "end": 7554.54, "text": " Just from sweeter memory big 64"}, {"start": 7562.04, "end": 7564.04, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 7565.84, "end": 7569.24, "text": " Now we've done showtime to we got to do showtime three"}, {"start": 7569.24, "end": 7572.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah three lasagnas all right"}, {"start": 7584.679999999999, "end": 7587.5199999999995, "text": " Okay, here we go"}, {"start": 7599.24, "end": 7604.76, "text": " has to survive and eliminate as many hostile vegetables as possible."}, {"start": 7604.76, "end": 7609.96, "text": " Dear public, please give a boring welcome to... Garfield."}, {"start": 7612.36, "end": 7616.2, "text": " And we're off! Hold tight for the first wave!"}, {"start": 7623.0, "end": 7624.12, "text": " Fuck you, corn!"}, {"start": 7629.24, "end": 7654.24, "text": " Yeah, I don't know who's voicing Garth in this."}, {"start": 7654.24, "end": 7673.76, "text": " So, I said we shout, did we laugh?"}, {"start": 7673.76, "end": 7677.24, "text": " Shall we see that again?"}, {"start": 7677.24, "end": 7682.639999999999, "text": " And a pressure mounting back back back"}, {"start": 7695.44, "end": 7697.44, "text": " Go"}, {"start": 7704.679999999999, "end": 7706.38, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 7706.38, "end": 7708.38, "text": " To help on the pulse"}, {"start": 7708.38, "end": 7715.38, "text": " Oh, they're going to die, okay."}, {"start": 7738.38, "end": 7743.38, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7743.38, "end": 7748.38, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7748.38, "end": 7753.38, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7753.38, "end": 7758.38, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 7758.38, "end": 7763.38, "text": " Where's the edible reward?"}, {"start": 7763.38, "end": 7765.38, "text": " not over yet"}, {"start": 7765.38, "end": 7767.38, "text": " much more to come"}, {"start": 7785.38, "end": 7787.38, "text": " does this get you lasagna"}, {"start": 7787.38, "end": 7789.38, "text": " go"}, {"start": 7793.38, "end": 7806.58, "text": " That's all his long years, and we have all the cheese we need, all right."}, {"start": 7806.58, "end": 7809.46, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 7809.46, "end": 7810.46, "text": " Goliath?"}, {"start": 7810.46, "end": 7814.06, "text": " We've got fighting Johnny Patigio, and it's all him."}, {"start": 7817.66, "end": 7819.1, "text": " And that was it, okay."}, {"start": 7819.1, "end": 7820.3, "text": " Here, come."}, {"start": 7820.3, "end": 7822.86, "text": " Really, it was the crawler job."}, {"start": 7822.86, "end": 7825.5, "text": " God, this clearly unreal."}, {"start": 7825.5, "end": 7827.02, "text": " You should make you happy."}, {"start": 7833.82, "end": 7835.26, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 7835.26, "end": 7836.14, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 7836.14, "end": 7838.3, "text": " Don't you control your dreams."}, {"start": 7838.3, "end": 7839.66, "text": " I'm not done yet."}, {"start": 7840.46, "end": 7844.66, "text": " Yeah, talk to the pop. I can tell you're not up to my"}, {"start": 7846.9800000000005, "end": 7849.86, "text": " Enough get out there and prepare yourself"}, {"start": 7853.58, "end": 7857.38, "text": " I've got everything the triple showtime is over"}, {"start": 7866.42, "end": 7868.42, "text": " Boom"}, {"start": 7900.46, "end": 7901.46, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7901.46, "end": 7906.46, "text": " Okay, what do we have?"}, {"start": 7906.46, "end": 7911.46, "text": " Oh, side stage?"}, {"start": 7911.46, "end": 7912.46, "text": " Soon?"}, {"start": 7912.46, "end": 7913.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7913.46, "end": 7918.46, "text": " Okay, so we're gonna have to go back to the main stage."}, {"start": 7918.46, "end": 7919.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7919.46, "end": 7924.46, "text": " So we're gonna have to go back to the main stage."}, {"start": 7924.46, "end": 7925.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7926.26, "end": 7930.26, "text": " Okay, what do we have all side stage soon?"}, {"start": 7930.94, "end": 7932.94, "text": " This is showtime for okay"}, {"start": 7933.54, "end": 7936.74, "text": " Three lason use all right. Well, it's gotta be one of them wave once again"}, {"start": 7937.02, "end": 7941.86, "text": " Garfors was by David Cobra in the voice of Captain Planet and Richard Perkins in the chore become human"}, {"start": 7947.8, "end": 7949.8, "text": " Go"}, {"start": 7955.46, "end": 7964.18, "text": " final showtime explain gizumu I can't"}, {"start": 7985.46, "end": 7988.46, "text": " Nice job. Find another one."}, {"start": 8000.46, "end": 8001.46, "text": " Here we go!"}, {"start": 8015.46, "end": 8035.1, "text": " oh my god I'm gonna die don't die to the cord"}, {"start": 8035.1, "end": 8045.1, "text": " Okay, we're good. I almost died. Jesus. Shut up, Proud."}, {"start": 8045.1, "end": 8053.1, "text": " What a joy to feel so supported. First one? Yes."}, {"start": 8083.1, "end": 8090.14, "text": " 8th John's vegetarian lasagna without knowing it was vegetarian and then he passed out and"}, {"start": 8090.14, "end": 8096.06, "text": " now he's stuck in his dream and he has to eat all non-vegetarian lasagnas to get out."}, {"start": 8113.1, "end": 8131.54, "text": " Are we right on the sheets I think so yeah we're good"}, {"start": 8131.54, "end": 8147.76, "text": " I refuse to die in this kid's game I'm nervous every time I'm one hell"}, {"start": 8161.54, "end": 8163.54, "text": " bad"}, {"start": 8173.54, "end": 8175.54, "text": " No, I'm going this way"}, {"start": 8191.54, "end": 8200.54, "text": " Thank you, thank you. I'll sign your document. Ciao Monday. See you at Spreex Bomb."}, {"start": 8200.54, "end": 8209.54, "text": " Hold on a minute. There's one lasagna we do not have."}, {"start": 8209.54, "end": 8220.54, "text": " I do not want to jump down there. Oh, there it is, yes."}, {"start": 8220.54, "end": 8223.080000000002, "text": " You would have come to a new good game, yep"}, {"start": 8229.140000000001, "end": 8231.980000000001, "text": " No fuck"}, {"start": 8250.54, "end": 8276.54, "text": " the red split is insane. Yeah, we're garfin right now, buddy."}, {"start": 8276.54, "end": 8301.5, "text": " move my looks fun it is okay there's a side stage here now called a question of"}, {"start": 8301.5, "end": 8306.38, "text": " perspective there's only two lasagna's here very short stage"}, {"start": 8319.74, "end": 8322.38, "text": " here we go"}, {"start": 8331.5, "end": 8347.78, "text": " Dude, it has even got like fixed camera angles now."}, {"start": 8347.78, "end": 8352.38, "text": " Games got everything."}, {"start": 8352.380000000001, "end": 8371.02, "text": " I hear a lasagna in here."}, {"start": 8371.02, "end": 8376.380000000001, "text": " Big they eat it on my sorry Trump. That makes it 15. Okay, we're almost to the red on this"}, {"start": 8383.140000000001, "end": 8385.140000000001, "text": " Sonya"}, {"start": 8387.74, "end": 8393.18, "text": " As the first one of the stage we don't need that cheese we go this way"}, {"start": 8396.82, "end": 8398.82, "text": " And we got everything we need"}, {"start": 8401.02, "end": 8418.86, "text": " I just need the final lasagna and where is it all right behind here right"}, {"start": 8418.86, "end": 8429.86, "text": " Wait, that's the end stage. Fuck! Where's the lasagna?"}, {"start": 8429.86, "end": 8431.86, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 8431.86, "end": 8447.7, "text": " It's gonna be in there then."}, {"start": 8447.7, "end": 8450.300000000001, "text": " It has to be in here."}, {"start": 8450.300000000001, "end": 8453.26, "text": " No, where's the lasagna?"}, {"start": 8453.26, "end": 8454.26, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 8454.26, "end": 8455.26, "text": " Wait, lasagna?"}, {"start": 8455.26, "end": 8456.26, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8456.26, "end": 8457.14, "text": " Wait, lasagna?"}, {"start": 8457.960000000001, "end": 8459.16, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8464.960000000001, "end": 8465.960000000001, "text": " Can I skip this?"}, {"start": 8466.960000000001, "end": 8468.960000000001, "text": " No, you can't climb on this wall, ass."}, {"start": 8476.16, "end": 8476.66, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 8486.26, "end": 8494.7, "text": " I think there is a way to do this hold on if I start here"}, {"start": 8504.42, "end": 8506.42, "text": " Fuck if I have another dive there"}, {"start": 8512.1, "end": 8514.74, "text": " You definitely you can't do this chat trust"}, {"start": 8514.74, "end": 8526.48, "text": " this this this this what is there a visible wall in the way I think there's an"}, {"start": 8526.48, "end": 8529.08, "text": " invisible wall"}, {"start": 8532.92, "end": 8536.48, "text": " or ceiling"}, {"start": 8536.48, "end": 8545.279999999999, "text": " Mmm. Damn, look at that lasagna, dude."}, {"start": 8545.279999999999, "end": 8550.96, "text": " Dude, the side stages are so good."}, {"start": 8550.96, "end": 8557.359999999999, "text": " These stages, too. I like it, because they kind of break up, because they're so, like,"}, {"start": 8557.359999999999, "end": 8563.039999999999, "text": " short and just compact. And then you just get, like, the fucking lasagna dopamine."}, {"start": 8563.04, "end": 8575.54, "text": " All right, we gotta go this way now. What is this sweet vengeance five lasagnas plus three yes eight lasagnas in total"}, {"start": 8585.880000000001, "end": 8590.400000000001, "text": " It's actually like 28 to the angel I get in and I just Jacob again. Hello Misha. So thank you"}, {"start": 8590.4, "end": 8602.32, "text": " Any secret lason is in the beginning?"}, {"start": 8602.32, "end": 8604.4, "text": " The last good 3D platformer I played?"}, {"start": 8604.4, "end": 8606.08, "text": " Uh, I don't know."}, {"start": 8606.08, "end": 8616.68, "text": " I played astro bar."}, {"start": 8616.68, "end": 8618.68, "text": " I don't remember what else I'm playing."}, {"start": 8621.68, "end": 8622.68, "text": " Lasagna!"}, {"start": 8630.68, "end": 8631.68, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 8631.68, "end": 8632.68, "text": " Now!"}, {"start": 8634.68, "end": 8636.68, "text": " Go loom!"}, {"start": 8646.68, "end": 8653.32, "text": " First lasagna."}, {"start": 8653.32, "end": 8654.32, "text": " First lasagna."}, {"start": 8654.32, "end": 8655.32, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8655.32, "end": 8656.32, "text": " Oh mama."}, {"start": 8656.32, "end": 8657.32, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 8657.32, "end": 8658.32, "text": " Oh mama."}, {"start": 8658.32, "end": 8659.32, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 8659.32, "end": 8660.32, "text": " Oh oh."}, {"start": 8660.32, "end": 8667.32, "text": " Watch the lift tank to get rid of you."}, {"start": 8667.32, "end": 8674.199999999999, "text": " really is on yet to wake up immediately and to never encounter a vegetable again"}, {"start": 8675.16, "end": 8680.52, "text": " be really kind of based my mistake i thought i was dreaming"}, {"start": 8685.64, "end": 8689.0, "text": " based and guard build delicious"}, {"start": 8697.32, "end": 8702.32, "text": " Is that the second lasagna? Yes!"}, {"start": 8708.32, "end": 8712.32, "text": " We almost got three lasagnas from the she's. Cheese."}, {"start": 8712.32, "end": 8726.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8726.32, "end": 8734.32, "text": " death"}, {"start": 8734.32, "end": 8740.32, "text": " of"}, {"start": 8740.32, "end": 8749.24, "text": " That's not deaths, you only lose one of your health points."}, {"start": 8749.24, "end": 8754.16, "text": " And then every single cheese gives you one health point back."}, {"start": 8754.16, "end": 8763.88, "text": " impossible to die was on y'all third one yes"}, {"start": 8778.64, "end": 8782.92, "text": " hold on I feel like I missed something"}, {"start": 8784.16, "end": 8787.16, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 8794.16, "end": 8799.16, "text": " Why even is Garfield your mascot? It's not. It's Chat's mascot. It's not mine."}, {"start": 8814.16, "end": 8828.32, "text": " I need a little shogunate, yes."}, {"start": 8828.32, "end": 8831.32, "text": " Four?"}, {"start": 8831.32, "end": 8834.119999999999, "text": " Yes, one more."}, {"start": 8834.119999999999, "end": 8840.2, "text": " And we're red on the cheese, so we don't need to grab more cheese."}, {"start": 8840.2, "end": 8861.960000000001, "text": " I hope you're not in our character."}, {"start": 8861.960000000001, "end": 8865.92, "text": " Listen I could probably skip this right?"}, {"start": 8865.92, "end": 8870.04, "text": " I'm like, I'm not even sure it would be faster."}, {"start": 8870.04, "end": 8877.04, "text": " you just going back here"}, {"start": 8891.160000000002, "end": 8897.76, "text": " okay don't grab that thing"}, {"start": 8897.76, "end": 8900.1, "text": " All right, do not grab that one."}, {"start": 8906.5, "end": 8907.0, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 8907.0, "end": 8908.5, "text": " We're gonna have to redo the stage, right?"}, {"start": 8909.9, "end": 8911.5, "text": " That's not a death, you crazy."}, {"start": 8922.2, "end": 8925.1, "text": " I'm guessing it doesn't really save a mid-stage, so..."}, {"start": 8927.76, "end": 8930.26, "text": " You own an LR-sized Garfield Fursuit."}, {"start": 8930.26, "end": 8931.26, "text": " I do not!"}, {"start": 8936.76, "end": 8937.76, "text": " Yeah, no checkpoint."}, {"start": 8939.26, "end": 8940.26, "text": " Alright, let's find out."}, {"start": 8950.26, "end": 8953.76, "text": " Well, shit, bro. It takes five minutes to get back there, if even that."}, {"start": 8957.76, "end": 8967.76, "text": " See the speed, the control, the gaming?"}, {"start": 8967.76, "end": 8969.76, "text": " Protection suspended."}, {"start": 8969.76, "end": 8972.76, "text": " Chef Monday for a personalized reprimand."}, {"start": 8972.76, "end": 8975.76, "text": " Do you really think there's anything for you here?"}, {"start": 8975.76, "end": 8977.76, "text": " Scram! Stop!"}, {"start": 8978.76, "end": 8980.76, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 8983.76, "end": 8985.76, "text": " Aaaaaah!"}, {"start": 8985.76, "end": 8987.76, "text": " Can't grab that ledge!"}, {"start": 8989.76, "end": 8991.76, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 8991.76, "end": 8993.76, "text": " Let's see what's in here."}, {"start": 9027.76, "end": 9031.76, "text": " Uh, what will it take to get rid of you?"}, {"start": 9031.76, "end": 9039.76, "text": " A real Islamic to wake up immediately and to never encounter a vegetable again."}, {"start": 9039.76, "end": 9041.76, "text": " Be reasonable."}, {"start": 9042.76, "end": 9045.76, "text": " My mistake. I thought that was dreamy."}, {"start": 9045.76, "end": 9048.76, "text": " Where's the no-G trail leading everywhere? True."}, {"start": 9048.76, "end": 9051.76, "text": " Be vicious."}, {"start": 9052.76, "end": 9055.76, "text": " Games can be made without far trails."}, {"start": 9057.76, "end": 9067.76, "text": " second one lasagna sense"}, {"start": 9087.76, "end": 9100.6, "text": " Okay, three I'll stop up on some cheese so we should we should be flying on the cheese"}, {"start": 9100.6, "end": 9102.6, "text": " guy"}, {"start": 9108.4, "end": 9113.16, "text": " other cheesy yellow paint though if you look top right for every color you hit"}, {"start": 9113.16, "end": 9115.16, "text": " When you gather the cheeses"}, {"start": 9116.2, "end": 9122.4, "text": " You get one lasagna extra so that's three lasagnas in total extra you can get on every stage"}, {"start": 9124.96, "end": 9127.48, "text": " So their collectibles you want to get I"}, {"start": 9130.76, "end": 9133.24, "text": " Play controller. This is a controller game for sure"}, {"start": 9133.24, "end": 9144.94, "text": " But the moment you hit the red one, you don't need to gather more."}, {"start": 9144.94, "end": 9147.34, "text": " As long as you hit the red one, it's fine."}, {"start": 9147.34, "end": 9152.66, "text": " That's why you see me gather these, but skip some of them."}, {"start": 9152.66, "end": 9155.46, "text": " Because you don't need a full."}, {"start": 9155.46, "end": 9157.34, "text": " You gotta grab the optimal ones."}, {"start": 9157.34, "end": 9160.98, "text": " Alright, we're red."}, {"start": 9160.98, "end": 9162.94, "text": " We don't need anymore."}, {"start": 9162.94, "end": 9164.94, "text": " Now we can speed game."}, {"start": 9182.94, "end": 9184.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9192.94, "end": 9194.94, "text": " He's far away from me."}, {"start": 9201.66, "end": 9204.78, "text": " Okay, I can do this. I can do this."}, {"start": 9215.26, "end": 9218.220000000001, "text": " Oh, I was actually nervous."}, {"start": 9222.94, "end": 9244.86, "text": " We need one more lasagna hidden somewhere."}, {"start": 9244.86, "end": 9245.86, "text": " I see it!"}, {"start": 9245.86, "end": 9248.02, "text": " Oh, that is a bit sneaky!"}, {"start": 9248.02, "end": 9255.02, "text": " You're getting a bit sneakier now."}, {"start": 9265.300000000001, "end": 9266.300000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9266.300000000001, "end": 9267.300000000001, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 9267.300000000001, "end": 9270.98, "text": " That's eight lasagnas in total."}, {"start": 9270.98, "end": 9275.98, "text": " Because we're maxed out on cheese too."}, {"start": 9275.98, "end": 9276.48, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 9277.26, "end": 9277.76, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 9279.9, "end": 9281.74, "text": " J2DX5, the year-end of Bruce!"}, {"start": 9299.859999999999, "end": 9301.859999999999, "text": " Did I play the car Kirby game? No."}, {"start": 9302.48, "end": 9303.14, "text": " Never had."}, {"start": 9303.14, "end": 9310.14, "text": " I'll be home. Yeah, we won."}, {"start": 9310.14, "end": 9316.14, "text": " Did you see that? He shoots. He scores."}, {"start": 9316.14, "end": 9320.14, "text": " Dreamland. Dreamland."}, {"start": 9320.14, "end": 9325.14, "text": " Alright, we've done that. We have 91 out of 109 in this world."}, {"start": 9325.14, "end": 9332.14, "text": " Nightmare Factory. Four lasagnas here."}, {"start": 9332.14, "end": 9334.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9345.66, "end": 9347.66, "text": " Really have to jump in there"}, {"start": 9362.14, "end": 9368.14, "text": " that all your efforts to destroy my factory won't change a thing?"}, {"start": 9370.14, "end": 9375.14, "text": " Maybe, but messing with you makes it all worth it."}, {"start": 9375.14, "end": 9378.14, "text": " Why wear yourself out breaking everything?"}, {"start": 9378.14, "end": 9381.14, "text": " You could keep going towards the goal."}, {"start": 9381.14, "end": 9383.14, "text": " Wonder if the devs will be here."}, {"start": 9383.14, "end": 9385.14, "text": " I'm not in control of my movements."}, {"start": 9385.14, "end": 9386.14, "text": " Any Devon?"}, {"start": 9386.14, "end": 9393.14, "text": " Dude Garfield is kinda like Deadpool, you know, he breaks the fourth wall all the time?"}, {"start": 9410.14, "end": 9411.14, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 9411.14, "end": 9428.4, "text": " pretty short stage this one I'm almost red already in the cheese but I don't have a single"}, {"start": 9428.4, "end": 9434.96, "text": " lasagna make sure we don't miss him the lasagnos are getting more sneaky now"}, {"start": 9458.4, "end": 9478.4, "text": " I feel like I might have missed the lasagna I'm a little bit scared hopefully not okay"}, {"start": 9478.4, "end": 9480.4, "text": " There's no zone you're there. We're about to find out"}, {"start": 9489.46, "end": 9491.46, "text": " Yes, good. Okay, we're fine"}, {"start": 9491.460000000001, "end": 9493.460000000001, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 9500.02, "end": 9502.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9506.7, "end": 9511.660000000002, "text": " Mario's been real quiet since his game dropped true. Did you think there's a skip over to the other side?"}, {"start": 9521.460000000001, "end": 9523.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9529.980000000001, "end": 9537.900000000001, "text": " Was on y'all we need that shit. Let's go after this world we got to decorate Jones house"}, {"start": 9537.9, "end": 9554.24, "text": " Second nice are we read on that she"}, {"start": 9554.24, "end": 9562.52, "text": " I just spawned on the tomato get it get"}, {"start": 9562.52, "end": 9571.960000000001, "text": " get the destroyed. Now look at this insane level design. We don't even need to wait for"}, {"start": 9571.960000000001, "end": 9584.84, "text": " that. Yeah, Zedov, I noticed that too. If you skip the cutscene, you can actually go"}, {"start": 9584.84, "end": 9591.84, "text": " on the platform before the bad guy removes them. Which could be interesting."}, {"start": 9614.84, "end": 9626.04, "text": " We have the gaming nod dude it's uh it's a speed striding dude"}, {"start": 9626.04, "end": 9628.04, "text": " I'm not sure what this is."}, {"start": 9641.04, "end": 9643.04, "text": " One, three."}, {"start": 9647.04, "end": 9649.04, "text": " One is up there."}, {"start": 9649.04, "end": 9652.04, "text": " I still got a few tricks in my bag."}, {"start": 9653.04, "end": 9654.04, "text": " Two?"}, {"start": 9654.04, "end": 9661.04, "text": " R. R. This game looks kind of legit, is it? Yeah."}, {"start": 9661.04, "end": 9669.04, "text": " He's soup. This isn't the time. Oh, what? Take back Garfield."}, {"start": 9669.04, "end": 9677.04, "text": " And the chef will go, oh yeah, Garfield is dreaming and he's not, he can't wake up from the dream."}, {"start": 9677.04, "end": 9685.480000000001, "text": " Okay, let's see, um, Lasagna off of there."}, {"start": 9685.480000000001, "end": 9692.880000000001, "text": " I've always wanted to see behind the scenes of a factory, but I think we're going to"}, {"start": 9692.880000000001, "end": 9699.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9699.880000000001, "end": 9704.880000000001, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 9704.880000000001, "end": 9708.880000000001, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 9708.880000000001, "end": 9711.880000000001, "text": " Ok."}, {"start": 9711.880000000001, "end": 9718.880000000001, "text": " Wait, can I just cheat my way to this lasagna please?"}, {"start": 9718.880000000001, "end": 9722.880000000001, "text": " Okay, wait, can I just cheat my way to this lasagna, please?"}, {"start": 9727.880000000001, "end": 9728.880000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 9730.880000000001, "end": 9731.880000000001, "text": " No! Three!"}, {"start": 9732.880000000001, "end": 9733.880000000001, "text": " Where's the four? Where's the-"}, {"start": 9734.880000000001, "end": 9736.880000000001, "text": " Wait, where- there! I see it."}, {"start": 9748.880000000001, "end": 9773.000000000002, "text": " We got everything right yeah we did see the tech is crazy man the tech in this"}, {"start": 9773.0, "end": 9789.08, "text": " game is crazy. Okay there's been very very close calls of dying in this stage."}, {"start": 9789.08, "end": 9791.08, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9796.52, "end": 9798.52, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 9799.76, "end": 9801.76, "text": " With pleasure"}, {"start": 9805.56, "end": 9807.56, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9807.56, "end": 9808.56, "text": " That's fail."}, {"start": 9808.56, "end": 9809.56, "text": " Conclusion."}, {"start": 9809.56, "end": 9811.56, "text": " Hopefully, you like spinning."}, {"start": 9815.56, "end": 9817.56, "text": " Hey Monday, look."}, {"start": 9817.56, "end": 9820.56, "text": " It's time for your famous taste explosion."}, {"start": 9821.56, "end": 9824.56, "text": " Take that, you dirty, nasty lasagna's."}, {"start": 9824.56, "end": 9828.56, "text": " We'll alternate over the fleeting factory in the building."}, {"start": 9829.56, "end": 9833.56, "text": " Thanks for giving me the chance to destroy this infernal factory."}, {"start": 9833.56, "end": 9837.56, "text": " Explosion, explosion, explosion."}, {"start": 9837.56, "end": 9840.56, "text": " No, my factory."}, {"start": 9840.56, "end": 9842.56, "text": " Hey, brothers."}, {"start": 9842.56, "end": 9844.56, "text": " Quick, Barfield, get in the tractor."}, {"start": 9844.56, "end": 9846.56, "text": " John, perfect."}, {"start": 9846.56, "end": 9850.56, "text": " Wow, I've never seen you run so fast."}, {"start": 9850.56, "end": 9853.56, "text": " Hmm, let's see what we can do."}, {"start": 9857.56, "end": 9859.56, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9863.56, "end": 9865.56, "text": " We're almost in the finale of this world."}, {"start": 9872.779999999999, "end": 9874.279999999999, "text": " Without Nervor."}, {"start": 9874.88, "end": 9876.38, "text": " There's a side stage here."}, {"start": 9877.08, "end": 9878.279999999999, "text": " Trampoline Park."}, {"start": 9878.76, "end": 9880.96, "text": " 8 Lasonias plus 3."}, {"start": 9880.96, "end": 9882.32, "text": " 11?"}, {"start": 9884.08, "end": 9884.58, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9885.08, "end": 9886.24, "text": " That's gonna poop me."}, {"start": 9886.24, "end": 9889.68, "text": " Oh shit, this is the final Lasonias of the world."}, {"start": 9893.56, "end": 9902.26, "text": " We're going John's house after this stage holy shit okay surely there's something"}, {"start": 9902.26, "end": 9904.26, "text": " I'm behind me."}, {"start": 9907.7, "end": 9912.42, "text": " Okay, holy shit. Okay, one lasagna."}, {"start": 9921.86, "end": 9923.86, "text": " There's the stage end."}, {"start": 9924.460000000001, "end": 9930.34, "text": " Okay, two lasagna. Three, okay. Get this one. There's a lot of stage end here."}, {"start": 9930.34, "end": 9933.34, "text": " I also got to get the cheese."}, {"start": 9934.34, "end": 9935.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9940.34, "end": 9941.34, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 9941.34, "end": 9943.34, "text": " Okay, there's another one."}, {"start": 9951.34, "end": 9953.34, "text": " This is probably the first."}, {"start": 9960.34, "end": 9962.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9985.06, "end": 9987.06, "text": " Track bags"}, {"start": 9990.34, "end": 9990.84, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 9993.460000000001, "end": 9996.26, "text": " Yeah, my favorite dish."}, {"start": 10007.78, "end": 10009.62, "text": " Alright, three left."}, {"start": 10009.62, "end": 10012.18, "text": " One, two."}, {"start": 10014.5, "end": 10016.98, "text": " I do not see the last one."}, {"start": 10020.34, "end": 10036.74, "text": " Well, I want 100% I'm working on it."}, {"start": 10036.74, "end": 10049.5, "text": " Okay, there's one more here and then the last one is run killer level."}, {"start": 10049.5, "end": 10063.98, "text": " kind of I mean you gotta route this to figure out the optimal path final lasagna"}, {"start": 10063.98, "end": 10068.98, "text": " I'm not quite sure where it is in the middle middle"}, {"start": 10093.98, "end": 10095.98, "text": " We need to get some cheese."}, {"start": 10102.779999999999, "end": 10104.779999999999, "text": " We need quite a bit of cheese."}, {"start": 10109.02, "end": 10111.02, "text": " We're lasagna maxing, we are, yeah."}, {"start": 10117.02, "end": 10119.02, "text": " Okay, let's see."}, {"start": 10119.02, "end": 10139.62, "text": " no lasagna's down there none of their where's this secret lasagna are you"}, {"start": 10139.62, "end": 10141.62, "text": " Escaping Monday, son? Yeah, working on it."}, {"start": 10151.62, "end": 10153.62, "text": " Where is the last lasagna?"}, {"start": 10153.62, "end": 10179.62, "text": " I mean this is level end so we don't want to do that."}, {"start": 10179.62, "end": 10189.820000000002, "text": " Okay, wait. No, that's not it. This is like OOBIT A SECRET. Wait, what about down-"}, {"start": 10189.820000000002, "end": 10204.740000000002, "text": " OH! It's down here! Yeah, there it is! Okay. And we got red, so we're fosk. Niiiice!"}, {"start": 10204.74, "end": 10210.18, "text": " Yeah, that's a red split, but that's the most as on is we've ever seen in a stage"}, {"start": 10213.86, "end": 10218.0, "text": " Surely Adam Lee she's we'll see I guess only time will tell"}, {"start": 10219.619999999999, "end": 10221.82, "text": " That's all is on us in this world"}, {"start": 10223.699999999999, "end": 10227.26, "text": " You downloaded this influence you all look at this the achievements"}, {"start": 10234.74, "end": 10245.9, "text": " Now we go back to John's to see what we can decorate"}, {"start": 10245.9, "end": 10253.82, "text": " cuz that's a hundred and nine out of a hundred and nine so good summer's all complex and"}, {"start": 10253.82, "end": 10255.38, "text": " richard's are part of this game."}, {"start": 10255.380000000001, "end": 10261.02, "text": " Yeah, Miss Garfield game, but hate lasagna in the ever Garfield game because it's Omega ass in the other one"}, {"start": 10263.34, "end": 10265.34, "text": " Yeah, I'm looking all the furniture we got"}, {"start": 10272.740000000002, "end": 10274.86, "text": " Now it was only can be good in racing"}, {"start": 10285.380000000001, "end": 10291.320000000002, "text": " So you have like bland and boring but then if you get gold you can make it"}, {"start": 10291.320000000002, "end": 10293.980000000001, "text": " more interesting."}, {"start": 10295.820000000002, "end": 10311.420000000002, "text": " What about this? Oh a Christmas tree! Okay what about this? Okay I'll take the"}, {"start": 10311.42, "end": 10325.5, "text": " blue couch and also the mouse is here what what's up with you why does they"}, {"start": 10325.5, "end": 10333.22, "text": " zero deaths cuz I haven't died yet all right what can we do here kitchen look"}, {"start": 10333.22, "end": 10335.699999999999, "text": " Look at all that cheese."}, {"start": 10335.699999999999, "end": 10336.539999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10340.9, "end": 10343.14, "text": " No, actually, it's too much."}, {"start": 10343.14, "end": 10344.599999999999, "text": " Okay, let's see this."}, {"start": 10345.46, "end": 10346.46, "text": " I prefer that."}, {"start": 10351.76, "end": 10353.099999999999, "text": " Cool phone."}, {"start": 10353.099999999999, "end": 10354.099999999999, "text": " All right, next."}, {"start": 10356.179999999998, "end": 10358.14, "text": " I think the carpet might've been one."}, {"start": 10360.34, "end": 10361.179999999998, "text": " Bathroom."}, {"start": 10361.18, "end": 10366.5, "text": " Yeah, show all the dirty laundry that John's underwear"}, {"start": 10374.78, "end": 10379.12, "text": " But oh he's been playing with a toilet paper and is a garf toilet mats"}, {"start": 10381.26, "end": 10383.26, "text": " Everything is garfed out here"}, {"start": 10391.18, "end": 10398.62, "text": " housing better than ff 14 now I'll prefer this one all right back to dreamland"}, {"start": 10399.42, "end": 10402.7, "text": " time for boss fight is this squeak to boss fight then"}, {"start": 10407.82, "end": 10408.220000000001, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 10410.94, "end": 10416.460000000001, "text": " anything for cheese yeah there's no lasagna and you get john as a reward I guess"}, {"start": 10421.18, "end": 10439.98, "text": " Well, there's no lasonius to grab here, but I guess there is a meter."}, {"start": 10439.98, "end": 10444.02, "text": " Mecha-squeak."}, {"start": 10444.02, "end": 10446.02, "text": " Say the late line squeaks!"}, {"start": 10456.220000000001, "end": 10457.42, "text": " So, me up there."}, {"start": 10457.42, "end": 10460.42, "text": " Okay, there's no meter either, so we could just go."}, {"start": 10465.42, "end": 10466.42, "text": " I'm on my way!"}, {"start": 10467.42, "end": 10468.42, "text": " Malmy."}, {"start": 10474.02, "end": 10476.02, "text": " Ah, great."}, {"start": 10476.02, "end": 10478.02, "text": " Explosion."}, {"start": 10478.02, "end": 10480.02, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 10491.02, "end": 10493.02, "text": " You haven't won yet!"}, {"start": 10498.02, "end": 10501.02, "text": " You're very good. You just win."}, {"start": 10501.02, "end": 10503.02, "text": " I know I can win."}, {"start": 10506.52, "end": 10508.52, "text": " Hell yeah, brother!"}, {"start": 10517.52, "end": 10521.02, "text": " Oh fuck, these aren't tied. I don't really need- I don't need to activate these."}, {"start": 10521.02, "end": 10523.02, "text": " It doesn't do anything, I think."}, {"start": 10523.02, "end": 10525.02, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 10531.02, "end": 10550.800000000001, "text": " You gotta be better than that, Squee."}, {"start": 10550.800000000001, "end": 10554.9, "text": " You're not playing like when I'm controlling you in Garf Cart."}, {"start": 10554.9, "end": 10584.38, "text": " The winner."}, {"start": 10584.380000000001, "end": 10586.380000000001, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 10614.380000000001, "end": 10615.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10626.380000000001, "end": 10627.380000000001, "text": " Slow!"}, {"start": 10644.380000000001, "end": 10653.500000000002, "text": " I miss tons of cheese because you don't need it on this stage."}, {"start": 10653.500000000002, "end": 10654.500000000002, "text": " It's just for healing."}, {"start": 10654.5, "end": 10657.5, "text": " I really hate this game's texture."}, {"start": 10659.5, "end": 10661.5, "text": " Oh, that is dizzy."}, {"start": 10664.5, "end": 10666.5, "text": " You're not up to it."}, {"start": 10672.5, "end": 10674.5, "text": " Eee-haw!"}, {"start": 10677.5, "end": 10679.5, "text": " My weakness."}, {"start": 10684.5, "end": 10693.74, "text": " You can't believe your whiskers, huh?"}, {"start": 10693.74, "end": 10695.98, "text": " You can't get rid of me that easily."}, {"start": 10695.98, "end": 10696.98, "text": " Prepare yourself."}, {"start": 10696.98, "end": 10697.98, "text": " The time has come for your just desserts."}, {"start": 10697.98, "end": 10698.98, "text": " Just desserts."}, {"start": 10698.98, "end": 10699.98, "text": " Just desserts."}, {"start": 10729.98, "end": 10736.98, "text": " Here I come, Squeaks! Give up!"}, {"start": 10743.699999999999, "end": 10747.9, "text": " Sorry, buddy."}, {"start": 10747.9, "end": 10754.9, "text": " Oh, what? More! Insanibles!"}, {"start": 10789.98, "end": 10815.98, "text": " Okay, get ready. You gotta be quick on this bomb here. Just save seconds."}, {"start": 10815.98, "end": 10835.859999999999, "text": " Oh, I could have done that faster."}, {"start": 10835.859999999999, "end": 10843.66, "text": " Fuck, I only have..."}, {"start": 10843.66, "end": 10850.94, "text": " Is this fatherland millennia part of the misery millennia"}, {"start": 10850.94, "end": 10852.94, "text": " Yeah, this is the boss"}, {"start": 10852.94, "end": 10854.94, "text": " You haven't won yet"}, {"start": 10854.94, "end": 10856.94, "text": " I'm sick of being a cat's paw"}, {"start": 10856.94, "end": 10858.44, "text": " I quit"}, {"start": 10858.44, "end": 10860.44, "text": " That last piece of cheese"}, {"start": 10860.44, "end": 10862.44, "text": " It's all yours right here"}, {"start": 10862.44, "end": 10864.44, "text": " It's all this money"}, {"start": 10864.44, "end": 10866.44, "text": " I finally get my reward"}, {"start": 10866.44, "end": 10869.44, "text": " Mmm, delicious"}, {"start": 10869.44, "end": 10871.44, "text": " But I almost brings it here"}, {"start": 10871.44, "end": 10876.02, "text": " Tears are not out. I can finally get out of this nightmare."}, {"start": 10876.52, "end": 10877.52, "text": " Next step,"}, {"start": 10878.02, "end": 10880.02, "text": " reach into the couch."}, {"start": 10880.36, "end": 10883.44, "text": " Not so fast. Yeah, it wasn't supposed to happen like that."}, {"start": 10884.060000000001, "end": 10885.9, "text": " And you then, get lost!"}, {"start": 10885.9, "end": 10887.9, "text": " John, what's going on?"}, {"start": 10887.9, "end": 10892.44, "text": " Sorry, John, you're nowhere near finishing the game."}, {"start": 10892.44, "end": 10893.44, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 10894.7, "end": 10898.1, "text": " Oh, I got an achievement. Finish vegetable nightmare, yeah."}, {"start": 10901.44, "end": 10904.2, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10904.2, "end": 10919.2, "text": " Sweet Kingdom."}, {"start": 10919.2, "end": 10921.04, "text": " There's only 76 lasagnas in this one."}, {"start": 10921.04, "end": 10926.24, "text": " There was 109 in the previous one."}, {"start": 10926.24, "end": 10928.24, "text": " Turf? Oh, we're surfing?"}, {"start": 10931.119999999999, "end": 10933.619999999999, "text": " Four lasonias plus three, okay."}, {"start": 10945.119999999999, "end": 10947.119999999999, "text": " I want to hear the song here."}, {"start": 10947.12, "end": 10957.12, "text": " Yes! Mountains of sweet treats! Finally! A real dream!"}, {"start": 10957.12, "end": 10963.12, "text": " Don't look so happy. You're a long way from getting rid of me."}, {"start": 10963.12, "end": 10970.12, "text": " Ooh, look at this! A paradise of sugary treats that you can't taste."}, {"start": 10970.12, "end": 10975.12, "text": " It almost brings a tear to my eye."}, {"start": 10975.12, "end": 10978.12, "text": " Why can't I eat them?"}, {"start": 10978.12, "end": 10980.12, "text": " They look perfectly edible."}, {"start": 10980.12, "end": 10982.12, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 10982.12, "end": 10984.12, "text": " You have replaced the butterfly!"}, {"start": 10984.12, "end": 10988.12, "text": " It's new decor!"}, {"start": 10988.12, "end": 10991.12, "text": " Please, this is torture."}, {"start": 10991.12, "end": 10993.12, "text": " Look how they're treating me."}, {"start": 10993.12, "end": 10994.12, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 10994.12, "end": 10996.12, "text": " I got a little surprise for you."}, {"start": 10996.12, "end": 10999.12, "text": " Why don't you go and see what it is?"}, {"start": 10999.12, "end": 11007.240000000002, "text": " I've been through an emotional roller coaster. You don't expect me to move without calorie-fueled motivation"}, {"start": 11007.240000000002, "end": 11013.84, "text": " Yes, what a disaster. It's a pity you can't completely control your mood"}, {"start": 11013.84, "end": 11017.44, "text": " We are incomplete control. Don't worry, Chef Monday"}, {"start": 11017.44, "end": 11026.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, fix 53 fm 118 variety boy fix 57 now they were thanks to the 31 you'd make a squeaky mark"}, {"start": 11028.84, "end": 11032.82, "text": " Oh, Chucky, let's go"}, {"start": 11038.84, "end": 11043.84, "text": " Man, we got like dessert land here are we get we're getting macarons"}, {"start": 11047.44, "end": 11048.94, "text": " What a... I can't eat."}, {"start": 11048.94, "end": 11049.44, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 11049.94, "end": 11050.94, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11051.640000000001, "end": 11053.44, "text": " Oh, I'm putting the camera inside the water."}, {"start": 11053.74, "end": 11054.94, "text": " The chocolate ball."}, {"start": 11058.140000000001, "end": 11059.94, "text": " Any diet enjoyers in chat?"}, {"start": 11061.44, "end": 11062.24, "text": " Bup-ah!"}, {"start": 11068.74, "end": 11070.24, "text": " Oh my god, this enemy is impossible."}, {"start": 11070.24, "end": 11070.94, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 11078.04, "end": 11080.92, "text": " Okay, for a decent stage here doughnuts"}, {"start": 11090.480000000001, "end": 11092.480000000001, "text": " First was on you hopefully"}, {"start": 11099.04, "end": 11101.04, "text": " Who's normal"}, {"start": 11107.44, "end": 11131.66, "text": " What's with the random-ass cage"}, {"start": 11137.44, "end": 11159.560000000001, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 11159.56, "end": 11161.56, "text": " Huge"}, {"start": 11181.76, "end": 11183.96, "text": " I was part of the pirate speed yeah true"}, {"start": 11213.960000000001, "end": 11215.960000000001, "text": " Any secret lasagnas"}, {"start": 11216.76, "end": 11220.220000000001, "text": " No, I want up on the banana tree. Okay"}, {"start": 11221.800000000001, "end": 11229.080000000002, "text": " And now we got all the macarons and shit we need it I think we need the feathers soon or maybe just push the button"}, {"start": 11231.640000000001, "end": 11233.640000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11238.800000000001, "end": 11240.800000000001, "text": " Nice three"}, {"start": 11243.960000000001, "end": 11246.960000000001, "text": " Marshmallows have Darf eyes."}, {"start": 11248.960000000001, "end": 11251.960000000001, "text": " I feel like they look like John."}, {"start": 11265.960000000001, "end": 11267.960000000001, "text": " Ah, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 11267.960000000001, "end": 11269.960000000001, "text": " That's double them."}, {"start": 11269.960000000001, "end": 11270.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11273.960000000001, "end": 11292.480000000001, "text": " If that happens, you land on one health."}, {"start": 11292.480000000001, "end": 11293.480000000001, "text": " Any lasonias?"}, {"start": 11293.480000000001, "end": 11294.480000000001, "text": " Lasonias?"}, {"start": 11294.480000000001, "end": 11303.480000000001, "text": " No secret lasonias going on here."}, {"start": 11303.48, "end": 11307.48, "text": " I almost have all the deliciousness."}, {"start": 11307.48, "end": 11310.48, "text": " Oh, I only had one more. I thought I had two more."}, {"start": 11310.48, "end": 11312.48, "text": " Alright, we're good!"}, {"start": 11328.48, "end": 11331.48, "text": " I like how everyone's voice is louder than Garf's."}, {"start": 11331.48, "end": 11333.48, "text": " and he's the main character"}, {"start": 11361.48, "end": 11365.48, "text": " A giant cake, guaranteed 100% sugar!"}, {"start": 11365.48, "end": 11367.48, "text": " A giant cake?"}, {"start": 11367.48, "end": 11371.48, "text": " Hmm, maybe I can see the cause now."}, {"start": 11371.48, "end": 11373.48, "text": " I'm gonna go steal this cake."}, {"start": 11373.48, "end": 11375.48, "text": " Rude!"}, {"start": 11375.48, "end": 11376.48, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 11376.48, "end": 11379.48, "text": " All aboard! All those who love me!"}, {"start": 11379.48, "end": 11381.48, "text": " You're all welcome!"}, {"start": 11387.48, "end": 11389.48, "text": " Okay, cast off!"}, {"start": 11389.48, "end": 11397.939999999999, "text": " Wait hold up for me wait quick Garfield try grabbing onto the boat"}, {"start": 11397.939999999999, "end": 11414.24, "text": " GARF it is solid saga it is solid 3D platformer we're doing the one hundo"}, {"start": 11414.24, "end": 11419.119999999999, "text": " grabbing every lasagna in the game. Pretty quick!"}, {"start": 11426.16, "end": 11433.26, "text": " Yeah! Sweet seven lasagnas right there. There wasn't that many lasagnas on in"}, {"start": 11433.26, "end": 11438.84, "text": " this land right here. I mean the first land at 109 now it's 76. Oh optional"}, {"start": 11438.84, "end": 11447.64, "text": " stage my best angle total of six lasagna we're missing gifu up yeah you can add"}, {"start": 11447.64, "end": 11452.72, "text": " fucking gifu after some more gear but only for this game oh it's a side"}, {"start": 11452.72, "end": 11462.72, "text": " I suppose there's no point in asking you to jump."}, {"start": 11492.72, "end": 11494.72, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 11503.519999999999, "end": 11505.519999999999, "text": " Okay, lasagna to my right."}, {"start": 11517.519999999999, "end": 11520.519999999999, "text": " I just gotta wait for a mug chat, unfortunately."}, {"start": 11522.72, "end": 11529.72, "text": " My favorite dish."}, {"start": 11529.72, "end": 11536.72, "text": " Almost red."}, {"start": 11536.72, "end": 11543.72, "text": " Woo hoo!"}, {"start": 11543.72, "end": 11562.3, "text": " Secret lasagna here yes, sir"}, {"start": 11562.300000000001, "end": 11563.300000000001, "text": " Sure!"}, {"start": 11572.300000000001, "end": 11573.300000000001, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 11573.300000000001, "end": 11574.300000000001, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 11592.300000000001, "end": 11606.86, "text": " Okay, we're red nice we can just wait"}, {"start": 11606.86, "end": 11636.82, "text": " Are you cheating what it was your desk because I haven't died yet."}, {"start": 11636.82, "end": 11641.82, "text": " There's been a few close calls, but big daddy peeps, 38!"}, {"start": 11641.82, "end": 11643.82, "text": " I hope we get the stage right."}, {"start": 11643.82, "end": 11645.82, "text": " Okay, I did it."}, {"start": 11647.82, "end": 11648.82, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 11651.82, "end": 11654.82, "text": " Already at 13 lasonias in the stage? Nice."}, {"start": 11654.82, "end": 11656.82, "text": " What do we have now? Bored of them."}, {"start": 11657.82, "end": 11660.82, "text": " No lasonias here? What?"}, {"start": 11661.82, "end": 11663.82, "text": " Well, there is Yummo meter, I guess."}, {"start": 11666.82, "end": 11674.74, "text": " It does not count when you fall to like gravity or in like the water or whatever."}, {"start": 11674.74, "end": 11676.74, "text": " You only lose one HP then."}, {"start": 11696.82, "end": 11700.82, "text": " Stay scouring the seas for all the ingredients to make this cake."}, {"start": 11701.52, "end": 11702.52, "text": " Oh yeah?"}, {"start": 11703.02, "end": 11707.02, "text": " In that case, I really take my time saving."}, {"start": 11707.92, "end": 11713.52, "text": " If you think I'm letting you get your chops around so much as a single bite,"}, {"start": 11714.02, "end": 11715.52, "text": " you're surely mistaken."}, {"start": 11716.119999999999, "end": 11718.119999999999, "text": " Bro, take your positions."}, {"start": 11718.42, "end": 11720.02, "text": " I'm gonna make him eat his words."}, {"start": 11720.02, "end": 11721.92, "text": " I can start the world with a boss fight?"}, {"start": 11721.92, "end": 11724.92, "text": " Oh, I got a- the cutest cat in the world achievement."}, {"start": 11724.92, "end": 11725.92, "text": " Meet Nermal."}, {"start": 11726.82, "end": 11745.02, "text": " Well, I die here, no."}, {"start": 11745.02, "end": 11746.02, "text": " This is a kid's game."}, {"start": 11746.02, "end": 11748.02, "text": " Not gonna die in this game"}, {"start": 11758.6, "end": 11760.6, "text": " Here I come"}, {"start": 11760.6, "end": 11787.76, "text": " Yeah, there is. Okay. So that's at least three lasonias on a stage then. There's not a lot"}, {"start": 11787.76, "end": 11804.24, "text": " of macros. Yeah, it's a heat chat."}, {"start": 11834.24, "end": 11839.24, "text": " Probably should try to grab everyone until I have red."}, {"start": 11845.24, "end": 11848.24, "text": " Ooh! New costume? Ah!"}, {"start": 11849.24, "end": 11851.24, "text": " Wait, shit, I'm not full health in this segment now."}, {"start": 11853.24, "end": 11856.24, "text": " Wait, this looks scary. Just look in."}, {"start": 11864.24, "end": 11868.48, "text": " I'm staying the middle were safe"}, {"start": 11885.199999999999, "end": 11888.44, "text": " Oh my god, chill is a kids game"}, {"start": 11894.24, "end": 11896.24, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11903.119999999999, "end": 11909.52, "text": " Make sure to the keeper studio. Yeah, I definitely would have said there you go lock in"}, {"start": 11924.24, "end": 11933.039999999999, "text": " hmm what the fuck there's a skull here I mean pirates but yeah"}, {"start": 11933.04, "end": 11951.0, "text": " Oh my god, I was looking to chat no no"}, {"start": 11951.0, "end": 11959.56, "text": " I don't even lose any health to that."}, {"start": 11959.56, "end": 11961.4, "text": " Same."}, {"start": 11961.4, "end": 11973.36, "text": " Kids game chat, kids game."}, {"start": 11973.36, "end": 11974.8, "text": " I gained health."}, {"start": 11974.8, "end": 11979.92, "text": " No, I was full health and then I got hit and then it just didn't take any health"}, {"start": 11979.92, "end": 11985.92, "text": " Maybe. Yeah, why did I lose to the healthier?"}, {"start": 11989.92, "end": 11991.92, "text": " No, it was not a death."}, {"start": 12002.92, "end": 12003.92, "text": " Munga!"}, {"start": 12009.92, "end": 12035.92, "text": " Yeah, three Lizonis at least."}, {"start": 12035.92, "end": 12050.68, "text": " Nice, next. What do we have up here? Hang 8. With 5 lasagnas plus 3 from the Yummo"}, {"start": 12050.68, "end": 12055.48, "text": " meter I was total of eight all right let's go"}, {"start": 12063.880000000001, "end": 12070.16, "text": " this is chill oh god"}, {"start": 12080.68, "end": 12099.68, "text": " Oh, Garfield, you're here! And I thought I'd probably get some peace in here."}, {"start": 12099.68, "end": 12103.68, "text": " Let me guess, another one of that terrible Chef Monday tricks!"}, {"start": 12103.68, "end": 12105.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12108.64, "end": 12111.44, "text": " Be sure that's already far"}, {"start": 12112.68, "end": 12114.68, "text": " Stop fooling around"}, {"start": 12114.68, "end": 12118.12, "text": " Your subconscious got me here. It's because you need help"}, {"start": 12120.52, "end": 12124.16, "text": " Maybe I can find something to sabotage my most party"}, {"start": 12125.28, "end": 12127.28, "text": " Sir for oh"}, {"start": 12128.24, "end": 12132.76, "text": " Is this the power of this world sir for all and give them a pounding well"}, {"start": 12133.68, "end": 12141.12, "text": " Super cool new costume. Yeah, a surf costume. No, the last time someone mentioned this costume"}, {"start": 12141.12, "end": 12143.84, "text": " It was the stupidest thing I've ever worn"}, {"start": 12144.56, "end": 12146.800000000001, "text": " Don't worry. This one is really cool"}, {"start": 12150.16, "end": 12152.16, "text": " Always"}, {"start": 12152.16, "end": 12156.16, "text": " We'll have to try it on before you strike out. I prepared a little circuit"}, {"start": 12163.68, "end": 12173.36, "text": " any lasagna's over here doesn't look like it"}, {"start": 12173.36, "end": 12189.44, "text": " There is the outfit any lasagna here no secret is on ya"}, {"start": 12189.44, "end": 12206.720000000001, "text": " weird wonder if this game has like an insane community secret to it yeah"}, {"start": 12206.720000000001, "end": 12212.880000000001, "text": " achievement surf and turf course and rough we just found the surfer costume as"}, {"start": 12212.880000000001, "end": 12217.28, "text": " well as making Garfield irresistible it enables him to make a surfboard appear"}, {"start": 12217.28, "end": 12222.460000000001, "text": " out of nowhere by pressing B. Ocean waterfall or geyser, with this you should feel like a"}, {"start": 12222.460000000001, "end": 12228.880000000001, "text": " fish in the water. Step on it, on the board, Garfield goes full speed when he's on the water,"}, {"start": 12228.880000000001, "end": 12233.28, "text": " you can control his direction with L and jump with A. If Garfield's going too fast for your"}, {"start": 12233.28, "end": 12238.28, "text": " like you could brake using LB. Then again, if Garfield isn't going fast enough for"}, {"start": 12238.28, "end": 12242.28, "text": " you, you can go full speed even in the air for short time using RB. Garfield gets"}, {"start": 12242.28, "end": 12249.16, "text": " his turbo dash when he lays his board down somewhere on the sea gacer etc okay"}, {"start": 12249.16, "end": 12257.76, "text": " check me out pal I've styled and idleness rolled into one we are ready to rule the"}, {"start": 12257.76, "end": 12262.560000000001, "text": " waves although I'm not quite sure how this is supposed to help with normal"}, {"start": 12262.560000000001, "end": 12267.6, "text": " party hey before you go any further I suggest you try your surfing out here"}, {"start": 12267.6, "end": 12271.76, "text": " You can glide on the sugar water on the ground or on the walls"}, {"start": 12272.44, "end": 12274.44, "text": " Yeah, damn"}, {"start": 12274.68, "end": 12278.4, "text": " This looks tiring, but I suppose I should give it a go"}, {"start": 12289.6, "end": 12291.6, "text": " Was interesting"}, {"start": 12294.960000000001, "end": 12296.960000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12297.6, "end": 12315.6, "text": " insane movement taken out"}, {"start": 12315.6, "end": 12341.6, "text": " First one, yes, nice."}, {"start": 12341.6, "end": 12351.140000000001, "text": " this game is convinced me to buy it somehow yeah like I said earlier this"}, {"start": 12351.140000000001, "end": 12356.58, "text": " game is like it's like 22 bucks but there there's a bundle going on right"}, {"start": 12356.58, "end": 12363.140000000001, "text": " now where you get this game and Garfield car furious racing for 20 bucks"}, {"start": 12363.54, "end": 12369.02, "text": " yeah I know right"}, {"start": 12371.6, "end": 12373.6, "text": " Let's put in a height, apparently."}, {"start": 12387.1, "end": 12389.6, "text": " Yeah, lasagnas can be in so many places now."}, {"start": 12390.6, "end": 12393.6, "text": " Oh, you can grind! Yeah! Okay."}, {"start": 12401.6, "end": 12408.6, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 12408.6, "end": 12410.6, "text": " Haha!"}, {"start": 12410.6, "end": 12412.6, "text": " Die!"}, {"start": 12412.6, "end": 12417.6, "text": " Bear feet full of shorts and fake flowers."}, {"start": 12417.6, "end": 12419.6, "text": " But you're flat."}, {"start": 12419.6, "end": 12420.6, "text": " Damn. Okay."}, {"start": 12420.6, "end": 12422.6, "text": " Wait, that's kinda sick!"}, {"start": 12422.6, "end": 12424.6, "text": " You should be a singer."}, {"start": 12424.6, "end": 12425.6, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 12425.6, "end": 12427.6, "text": " You've already lost."}, {"start": 12427.6, "end": 12439.6, "text": " Yeah, you can max speed in the air for a little bit."}, {"start": 12439.6, "end": 12440.6, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 12440.6, "end": 12441.6, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 12441.6, "end": 12447.6, "text": " Okay, we've got a grind there."}, {"start": 12447.6, "end": 12450.6, "text": " Is there anywhere there could be a hit in lasagna here?"}, {"start": 12450.6, "end": 12451.6, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 12451.6, "end": 12452.6, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12452.6, "end": 12453.6, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12453.6, "end": 12454.6, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 12454.6, "end": 12455.6, "text": " Give me the candy!"}, {"start": 12455.6, "end": 12456.6, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12456.6, "end": 12463.6, "text": " Focus sheet."}, {"start": 12463.6, "end": 12476.6, "text": " Alright, uh, pro- oh, it was on you up there."}, {"start": 12506.6, "end": 12511.12, "text": " There's a lot of games coming out soon, man."}, {"start": 12511.12, "end": 12518.44, "text": " Grand Hell Racer, Dragon Dogma, DLC."}, {"start": 12518.44, "end": 12525.92, "text": " Silver Pines is coming out."}, {"start": 12525.92, "end": 12547.2, "text": " on Tuesdays coming out"}, {"start": 12547.2, "end": 12557.2, "text": " You flip?"}, {"start": 12557.2, "end": 12563.2, "text": " Valor mortis is in two weeks, you know?"}, {"start": 12563.2, "end": 12567.2, "text": " What a treat."}, {"start": 12567.2, "end": 12574.2, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 12574.2, "end": 12581.480000000001, "text": " Not bad for a cat who prefers the couch. Hey, I can be done now when the noise normal"}, {"start": 12582.92, "end": 12587.720000000001, "text": " I'm beginning to believe it, but you're not done yet. There are still some challenges left"}, {"start": 12591.800000000001, "end": 12593.800000000001, "text": " Gabe Luckman and no, I never heard that"}, {"start": 12595.0, "end": 12599.480000000001, "text": " Any lasagna? Yeah lasagna there. Okay, you got to go there to get there. Okay"}, {"start": 12604.2, "end": 12621.640000000001, "text": " I feel like you probably don't need to grind to get this one."}, {"start": 12621.640000000001, "end": 12622.640000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12622.640000000001, "end": 12623.640000000001, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 12623.64, "end": 12625.64, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 12634.06, "end": 12640.84, "text": " Almost on the red on this still at zero deaths. Yeah, I mean kids game. I'm not gonna die in kids game"}, {"start": 12653.64, "end": 12665.34, "text": " Okay, we don't need any more delicious stuff."}, {"start": 12665.34, "end": 12668.76, "text": " We just need the final lasonios."}, {"start": 12668.76, "end": 12678.8, "text": " Any lasonios up here?"}, {"start": 12678.8, "end": 12679.8, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12679.800000000001, "end": 12696.52, "text": " the lasagna up here yeah one more does this game is peak yet it's it's pretty"}, {"start": 12696.52, "end": 12702.960000000001, "text": " good it's a solid 3d platformer there we go for turbo that you can hold that"}, {"start": 12702.960000000001, "end": 12705.960000000001, "text": " orbit to make Garfield go full speed on the sea you can also form a turbo"}, {"start": 12705.960000000001, "end": 12710.720000000001, "text": " in the air for short time. Garfield needs to recharge his batteries to be able to reuse"}, {"start": 12710.720000000001, "end": 12718.720000000001, "text": " Turbo Dash. Use the rails, donuts or any surfaceable surface to collect turbo energy. Make sounds?"}, {"start": 12718.720000000001, "end": 12720.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 12721.720000000001, "end": 12723.720000000001, "text": " Cowabunga? That's not your line."}, {"start": 12729.720000000001, "end": 12731.720000000001, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 12736.720000000001, "end": 12737.720000000001, "text": " Hit!"}, {"start": 12741.720000000001, "end": 12744.720000000001, "text": " We need one finalizonia."}, {"start": 12745.720000000001, "end": 12747.720000000001, "text": " What the fuck? I'm stuck in a cutscene, dude!"}, {"start": 12747.720000000001, "end": 12749.720000000001, "text": " Dude! I can't move!"}, {"start": 12749.720000000001, "end": 12751.720000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 12756.720000000001, "end": 12759.720000000001, "text": " Oh, it's gotta be over here. That was on ya."}, {"start": 12764.720000000001, "end": 12767.720000000001, "text": " I'm having too many close calls in these stages."}, {"start": 12771.720000000001, "end": 12773.720000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 12807.720000000001, "end": 12829.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12829.720000000001, "end": 12831.720000000001, "text": " Water temple?"}, {"start": 12831.720000000001, "end": 12833.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12833.720000000001, "end": 12840.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, there it is."}, {"start": 12840.720000000001, "end": 12841.720000000001, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 12841.720000000001, "end": 12844.720000000001, "text": " You seem to have mastered the basics of surfing."}, {"start": 12844.720000000001, "end": 12846.720000000001, "text": " You can wear this costume proudly."}, {"start": 12846.720000000001, "end": 12851.720000000001, "text": " And you, you have my eternal gratitude."}, {"start": 12851.720000000001, "end": 12854.720000000001, "text": " If you spot until it's time for the set."}, {"start": 12854.720000000001, "end": 12857.720000000001, "text": " Hurry up and ruin Nermal's party then, lazy bones!"}, {"start": 12857.720000000001, "end": 12859.720000000001, "text": " His bone is just behind!"}, {"start": 12859.720000000001, "end": 12860.720000000001, "text": " Hurry up!"}, {"start": 12860.720000000001, "end": 12862.720000000001, "text": " Aye-aye, captain."}, {"start": 12863.720000000001, "end": 12870.720000000001, "text": " Well, I play stream OOT remake when it drops. Yeah, I think so. I really want to play it, so I plan on doing it."}, {"start": 12870.720000000001, "end": 12872.720000000001, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 12881.720000000001, "end": 12890.720000000001, "text": " The video is 29 Woonie, thanks to 103 Sheldon Malpers, you have like 68 CT, 6-1 KitKast, 23 Slashman, thanks 33."}, {"start": 12890.720000000001, "end": 12912.500000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna get your shout now I will 24 out of 76 we have a optional stage here cat cataract falls"}, {"start": 12912.5, "end": 12918.48, "text": " Yeah, let me just get the dog out and make a little sandwich, too."}, {"start": 12918.48, "end": 12923.84, "text": " I could try to see if a Chad Gamble works, surely it does."}, {"start": 12923.84, "end": 12934.84, "text": " Yeah, ooh, I'll agree enough time where you make his only on switch, too."}, {"start": 12934.84, "end": 12961.84, "text": " I went back to John's house, just spawned an engine."}, {"start": 13021.84, "end": 13050.84, "text": " Hey, can you bring me back a coffee?"}, {"start": 13080.84, "end": 13087.84, "text": " Hey, I'd like to do something else."}, {"start": 13110.84, "end": 13112.84, "text": " else too."}, {"start": 13140.84, "end": 13141.84, "text": " Uh-huh."}, {"start": 13141.84, "end": 13150.5, "text": " Is anybody there?"}, {"start": 13150.5, "end": 13170.5, "text": " Yuhu, is anybody there?"}, {"start": 13300.5, "end": 13326.5, "text": " I guess you won't mind if I take a little nap."}, {"start": 13386.5, "end": 13388.5, "text": " Five more..."}, {"start": 13416.5, "end": 13446.06, "text": " It would be nice if you give me a little help."}, {"start": 13446.06, "end": 13473.34, "text": " I am going to roll my RNG role, probably ass, my roles have been so bad lately."}, {"start": 13473.34, "end": 13479.5, "text": " Maybe Garth will bring luck."}, {"start": 13479.5, "end": 13481.9, "text": " Sure doesn't look like it."}, {"start": 13481.9, "end": 13491.02, "text": " Nice, that's like a bottom five."}, {"start": 13491.02, "end": 13493.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13493.02, "end": 13495.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13495.02, "end": 13501.9, "text": " I'm sure, I guess."}, {"start": 13501.9, "end": 13509.5, "text": " guess yes I'll take it we go back we only check these at the end of the"}, {"start": 13509.5, "end": 13511.9, "text": " stages"}, {"start": 13517.5, "end": 13521.38, "text": " it was the optional one we did not right no cataract falls only three was on"}, {"start": 13521.38, "end": 13527.64, "text": " us well six into it did I to cook lasagna yeah I made it a few times"}, {"start": 13527.64, "end": 13531.64, "text": " Hoferino thinks 45 curse makes the 50 swoles to make 39."}, {"start": 13533.08, "end": 13534.68, "text": " Chatteracked falls."}, {"start": 13535.96, "end": 13539.24, "text": " Oh, Kappa. Yeah, gave me some solid 3D platformer."}, {"start": 13543.0, "end": 13544.84, "text": " We're grabbing all the lasagna."}, {"start": 13549.16, "end": 13549.96, "text": " What up, Bobby?"}, {"start": 13552.76, "end": 13554.279999999999, "text": " You got top 5 cent, dude?"}, {"start": 13554.279999999999, "end": 13555.08, "text": " Fuckin' rigged."}, {"start": 13557.64, "end": 13559.64, "text": " Cha-pow!"}, {"start": 13565.72, "end": 13567.72, "text": " No, Nucleo, um..."}, {"start": 13569.16, "end": 13574.56, "text": " I haven't got a nukle yet. I'm never gonna get one. I've already accepted it."}, {"start": 13582.84, "end": 13584.84, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13587.64, "end": 13600.119999999999, "text": " any hidden lasagna here you know it put up hogs gave me surprisingly solid"}, {"start": 13617.64, "end": 13635.88, "text": " One more lasagna we need."}, {"start": 13635.880000000001, "end": 13637.880000000001, "text": " I feel like you could skip these things."}, {"start": 13649.240000000002, "end": 13649.740000000002, "text": " Die up."}, {"start": 13650.880000000001, "end": 13652.880000000001, "text": " 24 hour garb stream win?"}, {"start": 13652.880000000001, "end": 13654.880000000001, "text": " Why would I do that?"}, {"start": 13659.880000000001, "end": 13661.880000000001, "text": " Okay, we got all the macarons we need."}, {"start": 13665.880000000001, "end": 13678.880000000001, "text": " I do think speedruns of this is going to be pretty sick actually, I do."}, {"start": 13678.880000000001, "end": 13682.960000000001, "text": " Oh my go for the exit"}, {"start": 13695.960000000001, "end": 13697.960000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 13701.320000000002, "end": 13703.320000000002, "text": " We are garfing yeah"}, {"start": 13703.32, "end": 13710.119999999999, "text": " See how long it takes. I mean I'm getting all the lasagna for basically a hundred percent in the game"}, {"start": 13711.6, "end": 13713.6, "text": " We're finished with the first world"}, {"start": 13716.8, "end": 13718.8, "text": " Yeah, me"}, {"start": 13719.199999999999, "end": 13723.039999999999, "text": " Only me was a new control game in a good. Yeah, that's very solid"}, {"start": 13725.08, "end": 13727.68, "text": " I'm 30 out of 76 on this one"}, {"start": 13730.0, "end": 13732.0, "text": " Sweet archipelago, okay"}, {"start": 13733.32, "end": 13738.66, "text": " You found a glitch with a surfboard to skip the entire level yeah?"}, {"start": 13740.18, "end": 13742.18, "text": " Yeah, I'm groovy. I think 70"}, {"start": 13742.699999999999, "end": 13745.539999999999, "text": " There's something there's so many lightspeed tech in this game"}, {"start": 13749.539999999999, "end": 13752.08, "text": " This is no time for daydreaming Garfield"}, {"start": 13752.4, "end": 13754.84, "text": " Nermals boat is near. Show us what you've got"}, {"start": 13755.56, "end": 13760.1, "text": " Don't worry as long as there's cake at the end of it. I can do anything"}, {"start": 13760.1, "end": 13781.380000000001, "text": " anything. Focus G. Uh, three lasagnas, right. Six in total. In before you need a certain"}, {"start": 13781.380000000001, "end": 13785.380000000001, "text": " amount of lasagnas in order to get to the last boss."}, {"start": 13785.380000000001, "end": 13791.060000000001, "text": " the world and I didn't invite losers to my party"}, {"start": 13802.980000000001, "end": 13807.54, "text": " okay no hidden lasagna on that segment hopefully"}, {"start": 13807.54, "end": 13819.54, "text": " Nothing hidden here. Looks good. Looks good. Lasagna?"}, {"start": 13819.54, "end": 13820.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13833.7, "end": 13837.140000000001, "text": " The stages... I could be a lot of hit in lasagna here."}, {"start": 13837.14, "end": 13839.14, "text": " Whoo-hoo!"}, {"start": 13849.14, "end": 13853.14, "text": " I still haven't found one lasagna. I'm getting worried now."}, {"start": 13855.14, "end": 13857.14, "text": " Yum, yum."}, {"start": 13857.14, "end": 13859.14, "text": " No lasagna yet? Wait."}, {"start": 13867.14, "end": 13878.38, "text": " I mean, is there no lasagna off on these?"}, {"start": 13878.38, "end": 13880.46, "text": " No super secret lasagna?"}, {"start": 13880.46, "end": 13886.82, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna assume we haven't missed any of that."}, {"start": 13886.82, "end": 13904.039999999999, "text": " wait the stage looks really big so yeah I know we haven't missed any no way"}, {"start": 13916.82, "end": 13930.02, "text": " Still no lasagna in sight."}, {"start": 13930.02, "end": 13937.68, "text": " I'll help you with my super straw and drink up tons of syrup as soon as you jump on a button call me and I'll help you"}, {"start": 13944.32, "end": 13946.32, "text": " See there's always a solution"}, {"start": 13947.12, "end": 13952.76, "text": " The more I listen to you the more it feels like I'm in some kind of fever dream"}, {"start": 13953.68, "end": 13955.68, "text": " Yeah, John with a big suck. Yeah"}, {"start": 13955.68, "end": 13981.64, "text": " What's the lore so far Garfield eats John's vegetarian lasagna without knowing it's vegetarian"}, {"start": 13981.64, "end": 13993.0, "text": " And then he passes out and he wakes up in his dream world, and in order for him to get back to reality, he needs to eat all the non-vegetable lasagnas."}, {"start": 14011.64, "end": 14013.64, "text": " What the hell's this?"}, {"start": 14014.439999999999, "end": 14018.64, "text": " Damn, this stage is huge. I'm still on a wide DME bar."}, {"start": 14021.14, "end": 14023.14, "text": " Biggest stage in the game so far."}, {"start": 14028.14, "end": 14032.14, "text": " Come on, Lasagna, don't fail me. There has to be one here."}, {"start": 14037.14, "end": 14040.14, "text": " Ten Wolverine riders couldn't come up with a better story than this."}, {"start": 14040.14, "end": 14042.14, "text": " Cry more"}, {"start": 14057.82, "end": 14064.74, "text": " Could there be lasagna over there I'm trying because it was a play what humongous stage. I don't know okay. We'll go here first"}, {"start": 14070.14, "end": 14079.14, "text": " Okay, we're on green, almost."}, {"start": 14079.14, "end": 14090.74, "text": " Any lasagna here?"}, {"start": 14090.74, "end": 14091.74, "text": " Only chest?"}, {"start": 14091.74, "end": 14093.22, "text": " Not the fuck!"}, {"start": 14093.220000000001, "end": 14115.220000000001, "text": " All right, we gotta move up then."}, {"start": 14115.220000000001, "end": 14119.220000000001, "text": " All right, what the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 14119.220000000001, "end": 14122.220000000001, "text": " It's hard for me."}, {"start": 14132.220000000001, "end": 14135.220000000001, "text": " The soundtrack has been pretty solid in this."}, {"start": 14138.220000000001, "end": 14140.220000000001, "text": " Lasagna?"}, {"start": 14144.220000000001, "end": 14146.220000000001, "text": " Wait, there has to be one here."}, {"start": 14146.220000000001, "end": 14148.220000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 14149.220000000001, "end": 14157.720000000001, "text": " First. Okay, now I'm more confident. Yeah, there's been boss fights there has. Oh my"}, {"start": 14157.720000000001, "end": 14161.880000000001, "text": " The Lord what the fuck is going on? I got crispy"}, {"start": 14187.720000000001, "end": 14204.000000000002, "text": " He was on you up here come on John with a big suck"}, {"start": 14217.720000000001, "end": 14239.720000000001, "text": " I need more of this."}, {"start": 14239.720000000001, "end": 14249.720000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14249.720000000001, "end": 14259.720000000001, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 14259.720000000001, "end": 14266.720000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 14266.720000000001, "end": 14279.880000000001, "text": " You don't even know I know I can't go this way hopefully was fine the second was on"}, {"start": 14309.880000000001, "end": 14319.880000000001, "text": " I need a lot more tons more by far the biggest stage in the game so far humongous"}, {"start": 14339.880000000001, "end": 14347.480000000001, "text": " All right, almost in the orange."}, {"start": 14347.480000000001, "end": 14361.6, "text": " Okay, we can go this way to do that."}, {"start": 14361.6, "end": 14368.6, "text": " And then we have to go to the right eventually, I guess."}, {"start": 14368.6, "end": 14377.6, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 14377.6, "end": 14404.6, "text": " We're going to give him a break, whatever, okay, we're in orange, yes we are, or yellow."}, {"start": 14404.6, "end": 14411.6, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14411.6, "end": 14425.6, "text": " The button is over there."}, {"start": 14425.6, "end": 14448.800000000001, "text": " Okay, lasagna there."}, {"start": 14448.800000000001, "end": 14449.800000000001, "text": " Very good."}, {"start": 14449.800000000001, "end": 14450.800000000001, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 14450.800000000001, "end": 14460.6, "text": " the second and the third one is to the left. Yes, perfect."}, {"start": 14460.6, "end": 14469.240000000002, "text": " I'm high. It's official. I am high on calories."}, {"start": 14469.240000000002, "end": 14479.28, "text": " Come by the team. Just gotta get red bar. Missed one doesn't matter."}, {"start": 14479.28, "end": 14484.28, "text": " Zoom!"}, {"start": 14484.28, "end": 14490.28, "text": " Uh, where's the end of the line?"}, {"start": 14490.28, "end": 14492.28, "text": " Big suck!"}, {"start": 14492.28, "end": 14495.28, "text": " Now we go to the left."}, {"start": 14503.28, "end": 14507.28, "text": " And hope we get enough of these, uh, desserts or whatever."}, {"start": 14507.28, "end": 14511.28, "text": " There's still none of the search, no. Bakery or dessert? I don't know."}, {"start": 14515.28, "end": 14517.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14525.28, "end": 14527.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14528.28, "end": 14530.28, "text": " A tomato here!"}, {"start": 14531.28, "end": 14533.28, "text": " It's lonely tomato."}, {"start": 14537.28, "end": 14545.04, "text": " Come on hit hit red all we got to do is hit red on this meter"}, {"start": 14552.880000000001, "end": 14554.880000000001, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 14556.960000000001, "end": 14560.16, "text": " Thanks for adding you to pay but well don't get used to it is only for this play for"}, {"start": 14567.28, "end": 14570.28, "text": " What am I playing? The new GARF game!"}, {"start": 14578.28, "end": 14581.28, "text": " That's enough! Alright, we don't need more."}, {"start": 14581.28, "end": 14583.28, "text": " We hit red."}, {"start": 14585.28, "end": 14588.28, "text": " You just need to find Elizonia."}, {"start": 14597.28, "end": 14599.28, "text": " What are you doing with this?"}, {"start": 14599.28, "end": 14601.28, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 14601.28, "end": 14603.28, "text": " Sonia! Yes, we're good."}, {"start": 14603.28, "end": 14605.28, "text": " You should get ready for a good beating."}, {"start": 14607.28, "end": 14609.28, "text": " Alright, we can finish this page."}, {"start": 14617.28, "end": 14619.28, "text": " Boy, Shadow Facts!"}, {"start": 14619.28, "end": 14621.28, "text": " Thanks 74, uh, Tisment 62."}, {"start": 14621.28, "end": 14623.28, "text": " Dreamer, thanks for the piece."}, {"start": 14623.28, "end": 14630.16, "text": " Garfield had a vegetable once and nearly killed him. Garfield doesn't twitch chatter confirms."}, {"start": 14639.6, "end": 14648.16, "text": " We don't need these. Just go. Beat the stage. Am I permanent at this? Ah, there has been some close calls."}, {"start": 14653.28, "end": 14663.28, "text": " I hope it's good at least."}, {"start": 14663.28, "end": 14673.28, "text": " Man, I'm thirsty."}, {"start": 14673.28, "end": 14680.2, "text": " We adding this to the golem like all run. No, this is not a golem like at all"}, {"start": 14688.44, "end": 14693.2, "text": " Finally get ready your cake is mine"}, {"start": 14695.800000000001, "end": 14702.400000000001, "text": " Not one step further Garfield I've prepared a little welcoming committee for you as you can see"}, {"start": 14702.4, "end": 14709.68, "text": " You're heavily outnumbered. Now then you're gonna follow me nice and calmly to your new home"}, {"start": 14709.68, "end": 14716.359999999999, "text": " And if you behave I might even save you a slice of fruit cake. No way"}, {"start": 14717.119999999999, "end": 14719.52, "text": " Nobody likes fruit cake, thermal"}, {"start": 14725.52, "end": 14728.119999999999, "text": " So now I'm doubly trapped in my dream"}, {"start": 14728.12, "end": 14736.0, "text": " oh fuck we're stuck in jail well we can leave the stage here we got everything"}, {"start": 14736.0, "end": 14738.400000000001, "text": " we need so"}, {"start": 14739.560000000001, "end": 14744.92, "text": " Zenjoker like they do on big stinks 38"}, {"start": 14744.92, "end": 14767.56, "text": " Max? Yeah. Humongous stage there. Oh, uh, we have a, uh, 400 meters freestyle surfing"}, {"start": 14767.56, "end": 14771.88, "text": " here. Total of six lasagnas."}, {"start": 14781.16, "end": 14784.279999999999, "text": " Is that a lasagna behind me? Ah!"}, {"start": 14797.56, "end": 14819.119999999999, "text": " people look up from lasagna's why do I feel like I just heard a lasagna back here but"}, {"start": 14819.12, "end": 14826.880000000001, "text": " you can't turn the camera okay there's no lasagna here no we're good"}, {"start": 14832.320000000002, "end": 14840.240000000002, "text": " Mars Monday yeah wait I got hunger call sensation collected if I was next"}, {"start": 14840.24, "end": 14852.72, "text": " well surfing without... okay. Sick achievements. Okay, lasagna. Nice."}, {"start": 14852.720000000001, "end": 14872.52, "text": " And the last lasagna!"}, {"start": 14872.52, "end": 14878.68, "text": " Why is bro garfing live on Twitch?"}, {"start": 14878.68, "end": 14880.68, "text": " It's my duty apparently."}, {"start": 14895.68, "end": 14897.68, "text": " At least I can do that. True."}, {"start": 14898.68, "end": 14899.68, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14904.68, "end": 14906.68, "text": " True, I guess. Yeah."}, {"start": 14908.68, "end": 14918.68, "text": " Why is not a death bat? I'm literally spoiled at a checkpoint. It's not!"}, {"start": 14928.68, "end": 14932.68, "text": " It's like falling down to gravity, right?"}, {"start": 14938.68, "end": 14947.84, "text": " No, it's not three hearts."}, {"start": 14947.84, "end": 14948.84, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 14948.84, "end": 14961.880000000001, "text": " We should actually try just dying just to see what happens."}, {"start": 14961.880000000001, "end": 14965.960000000001, "text": " Not taking damage is not a valuable argument because that happened in the boss fight where"}, {"start": 14965.960000000001, "end": 14967.24, "text": " you're supposed to take damage."}, {"start": 14967.24, "end": 14969.68, "text": " It's still literally just respawned me with full health."}, {"start": 14970.88, "end": 14973.8, "text": " So that is un-trustable, actually."}, {"start": 14974.3, "end": 14976.94, "text": " Holy shit, five lasogas on this one?"}, {"start": 14977.88, "end": 14978.88, "text": " That's eight in total."}, {"start": 14979.92, "end": 14981.64, "text": " We're almost at the end of this world."}, {"start": 14982.52, "end": 14983.02, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 14990.92, "end": 14991.72, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 14992.44, "end": 14995.84, "text": " I'm supposed there's no point in asking you not to be gentle?"}, {"start": 14997.24, "end": 15021.039999999999, "text": " I need to find a way out of this prison."}, {"start": 15021.039999999999, "end": 15025.28, "text": " Time to put my excellent manners to good use."}, {"start": 15025.28, "end": 15036.720000000001, "text": " Hey, you over there. Old Marshmallow. Yeah, you. Nobody wants to eat you. You've got"}, {"start": 15036.720000000001, "end": 15052.12, "text": " no texture and you're way too sweet. What are you even good for? Honestly, nobody knows."}, {"start": 15052.12, "end": 15055.380000000001, "text": " His voice for barfield. I don't even know what he sounds like normally"}, {"start": 15059.52, "end": 15061.52, "text": " Normal shut off Jesus"}, {"start": 15061.52, "end": 15063.52, "text": " Door open, losers."}, {"start": 15080.32, "end": 15082.32, "text": " Five lasagnas on the stage."}, {"start": 15091.52, "end": 15093.52, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15093.52, "end": 15095.52, "text": " What the f-"}, {"start": 15107.52, "end": 15111.52, "text": " Thank you. This is historic."}, {"start": 15113.52, "end": 15115.52, "text": " Not a death!"}, {"start": 15115.52, "end": 15119.52, "text": " None of those are a death."}, {"start": 15121.52, "end": 15123.52, "text": " What are they doing?"}, {"start": 15136.52, "end": 15138.52, "text": " Lasagna!"}, {"start": 15146.52, "end": 15148.52, "text": " There is no death so far."}, {"start": 15148.52, "end": 15155.52, "text": " We've never gone down to zero health, no, that's the first one of the year."}, {"start": 15178.52, "end": 15193.52, "text": " Oh yeah. Any Los Aguina? No? Oh wait. Oh we're coming around there."}, {"start": 15208.52, "end": 15213.04, "text": " Never. Never say never."}, {"start": 15213.04, "end": 15218.04, "text": " I must be lasagna here. Yeah, there is."}, {"start": 15218.04, "end": 15223.04, "text": " How's the macarons? Second lasagna?"}, {"start": 15223.04, "end": 15226.04, "text": " Three more. Oh, mama."}, {"start": 15226.04, "end": 15231.04, "text": " Yum. Oh, mama. Yum."}, {"start": 15231.04, "end": 15238.04, "text": " The soundtrack has been real solid. I wonder who made it."}, {"start": 15268.52, "end": 15278.86, "text": " definitely as was on here these game devs remade new aspects of these games"}, {"start": 15278.86, "end": 15288.4, "text": " yeah we saw that we looked into the devs before starting yeah time trials should"}, {"start": 15288.4, "end": 15302.52, "text": " have leaderboards. They should for sure. Daily armgeedle? Yeah, I got top 33. Yeah. And we're"}, {"start": 15302.52, "end": 15305.52, "text": " Almost in yellow. Very nice."}, {"start": 15311.52, "end": 15314.52, "text": " OST is L'Orientestard, yep."}, {"start": 15326.52, "end": 15327.52, "text": " Lasagna?"}, {"start": 15332.52, "end": 15334.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15349.560000000001, "end": 15351.560000000001, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 15353.84, "end": 15361.32, "text": " Thank you palm trees you're very kind Laurence Bertrand and Chris up to the home apparently made a music noise"}, {"start": 15362.52, "end": 15364.52, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 15374.960000000001, "end": 15376.960000000001, "text": " Oh, is he Bagsman?"}, {"start": 15392.52, "end": 15402.12, "text": " new garf game and i like my dreaming yeah it's not only that the garf game is"}, {"start": 15402.12, "end": 15407.84, "text": " like actually solid solid 3d platformer"}, {"start": 15407.84, "end": 15409.84, "text": " One's up."}, {"start": 15416.08, "end": 15422.960000000001, "text": " Any lasagnas around here? Still missing two. We're almost done grabbing all the deliciousness though."}, {"start": 15428.4, "end": 15431.68, "text": " Oh, that's a lot of chess. Can I just like move in here?"}, {"start": 15433.12, "end": 15435.68, "text": " Wait, was that the Metal Gear Solid X? Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 15435.68, "end": 15438.68, "text": " Metal Gear Solid exclamation mark noise."}, {"start": 15445.68, "end": 15448.68, "text": " Wait, is there li- Oh, there's definitely a lasagna down here."}, {"start": 15449.68, "end": 15450.68, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 15452.68, "end": 15454.68, "text": " You better lasagna up, Kielsa."}, {"start": 15454.68, "end": 15455.68, "text": " Oh yeah. WAH!"}, {"start": 15455.68, "end": 15457.68, "text": " There is one. Above me."}, {"start": 15465.68, "end": 15472.68, "text": " Nice! Boom! Okay, one more in the future."}, {"start": 15472.68, "end": 15476.68, "text": " Is Nirmal voice Harley Quinn?"}, {"start": 15476.68, "end": 15483.68, "text": " Hmm, could kinda hear it."}, {"start": 15495.68, "end": 15497.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15507.54, "end": 15509.54, "text": " It's controlling a good yeah"}, {"start": 15510.86, "end": 15512.86, "text": " It was"}, {"start": 15518.300000000001, "end": 15522.460000000001, "text": " This bet you lasagna gar for thoughts give an annual thing"}, {"start": 15522.460000000001, "end": 15527.460000000001, "text": " Surely. Oh, there's another button here."}, {"start": 15533.460000000001, "end": 15535.460000000001, "text": " Oh, oh shit, okay."}, {"start": 15538.460000000001, "end": 15540.460000000001, "text": " That is a lot. We don't even need these."}, {"start": 15544.460000000001, "end": 15548.460000000001, "text": " That's a good speedstrap though, instead of picking up a bunch on the way, maybe."}, {"start": 15548.460000000001, "end": 15575.900000000001, "text": " Oh, unless that wastes too much time."}, {"start": 15575.9, "end": 15577.9, "text": " I wonder up where that button was?"}, {"start": 15577.9, "end": 15579.9, "text": " Hopefully there was no Lasagna there."}, {"start": 15582.779999999999, "end": 15586.779999999999, "text": " I feel like there might be, but probably not."}, {"start": 15592.699999999999, "end": 15593.699999999999, "text": " I gotta check."}, {"start": 15594.58, "end": 15596.58, "text": " It'd be really bad if we missed it."}, {"start": 15597.9, "end": 15599.1, "text": " Wait, Lasagna!"}, {"start": 15599.1, "end": 15601.1, "text": " Holy, it's down here?"}, {"start": 15601.42, "end": 15602.94, "text": " That's a sneaky one."}, {"start": 15602.94, "end": 15607.94, "text": " Very sneaky lasagna."}, {"start": 15613.94, "end": 15616.94, "text": " What I do pulpedating this year?"}, {"start": 15616.94, "end": 15618.94, "text": " I do some pulpedated speedruns."}, {"start": 15618.94, "end": 15620.94, "text": " I kinda wanna learn one of the pulpedated speedruns."}, {"start": 15620.94, "end": 15622.94, "text": " They're pretty cool."}, {"start": 15622.94, "end": 15624.94, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 15632.94, "end": 15645.26, "text": " That's a respawn. We got all the lasagnas, we got everything. We can finish a level."}, {"start": 15645.26, "end": 15651.66, "text": " That might have been the sneakiest lasagna so far."}, {"start": 15651.66, "end": 15658.66, "text": " It's not plus one."}, {"start": 15658.66, "end": 15667.66, "text": " Up, up, up."}, {"start": 15667.66, "end": 15673.66, "text": " Damagery spawn."}, {"start": 15673.66, "end": 15680.66, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 15680.66, "end": 15683.66, "text": " No! This is ridiculous!"}, {"start": 15683.66, "end": 15686.66, "text": " That surfboard won't save you!"}, {"start": 15688.66, "end": 15691.66, "text": " Come on Garfield! Remember what I taught you!"}, {"start": 15694.66, "end": 15696.66, "text": " Power of Threadn!"}, {"start": 15710.66, "end": 15736.66, "text": " Why are things so long, Ney? Is that not what she normally looks like or what?"}, {"start": 15736.66, "end": 15740.1, "text": " Careful! Don't fall!"}, {"start": 15758.1, "end": 15763.3, "text": " Harley's picture which is big so it's like an eldritch thing from that style of guard."}, {"start": 15763.300000000001, "end": 15783.380000000001, "text": " I never played Sonic Heroes no damn Garf is cool here"}, {"start": 15793.300000000001, "end": 15795.300000000001, "text": " Fine. You can stop."}, {"start": 15795.94, "end": 15797.140000000001, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15798.160000000002, "end": 15801.26, "text": " More like, I'll always find a way to do it."}, {"start": 15811.500000000002, "end": 15813.500000000002, "text": " Not so fast, Garfield."}, {"start": 15813.500000000002, "end": 15815.500000000002, "text": " Don't forget you're in my prison!"}, {"start": 15816.1, "end": 15818.6, "text": " Correction. It's a jailbreak."}, {"start": 15819.500000000002, "end": 15821.2, "text": " Oh, shut your kid's face!"}, {"start": 15821.2, "end": 15828.400000000001, "text": " I've had it up to my whiskers with your jibes, okay, what's the plan battle it out"}, {"start": 15829.720000000001, "end": 15831.04, "text": " Not yet"}, {"start": 15831.04, "end": 15834.18, "text": " Nervous seems to be having a bit of trouble holding you back"}, {"start": 15834.720000000001, "end": 15836.720000000001, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 15838.04, "end": 15841.44, "text": " Got here. How about a little underwater job?"}, {"start": 15843.880000000001, "end": 15847.04, "text": " Why are you giving me the illusion of choice?"}, {"start": 15847.04, "end": 15858.04, "text": " That's right, you have no choice! Off you go! Good riddance! Safe travels, Garfield!"}, {"start": 15858.04, "end": 15873.04, "text": " Okay, sick. Whatever place Sonic in the Black Knight, what the hell is that?"}, {"start": 15873.04, "end": 15889.52, "text": " Alright max out lasagna was hurt optional stage here now I think so we're at 50 out"}, {"start": 15889.52, "end": 15897.0, "text": " of 76 here we have a classic the crystal meows three lasagna all right let's go"}, {"start": 15897.0, "end": 15911.04, "text": " oil ads for these coming up as your foot tea no secret is on in the back here"}, {"start": 15911.04, "end": 15915.96, "text": " we go was on yes everywhere okay wave"}, {"start": 15915.960000000001, "end": 15931.12, "text": " Oh, okay, I see."}, {"start": 15931.12, "end": 15932.12, "text": " The speed!"}, {"start": 15932.12, "end": 15933.12, "text": " The violence!"}, {"start": 15963.12, "end": 15970.12, "text": " That's not plus one."}, {"start": 15970.12, "end": 15979.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15979.12, "end": 15986.12, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 15986.12, "end": 15988.12, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 15995.12, "end": 15997.12, "text": " He's getting more difficult now."}, {"start": 16009.12, "end": 16011.12, "text": " One more lasagna somewhere."}, {"start": 16016.12, "end": 16026.12, "text": " Probably up here right?"}, {"start": 16026.12, "end": 16027.12, "text": " Lasagna?"}, {"start": 16027.12, "end": 16028.12, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 16028.12, "end": 16032.12, "text": " Get that lasagna."}, {"start": 16032.12, "end": 16033.12, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 16033.12, "end": 16034.12, "text": " Finally!"}, {"start": 16034.12, "end": 16044.12, "text": " A death is when I lose all my health."}, {"start": 16044.12, "end": 16046.12, "text": " It's probably like a death screen or something."}, {"start": 16055.800000000001, "end": 16058.76, "text": " Where's the dude? Dude!"}, {"start": 16058.76, "end": 16065.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16065.76, "end": 16070.76, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 16070.76, "end": 16074.76, "text": " Jobstone."}, {"start": 16074.76, "end": 16079.76, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 16079.76, "end": 16084.76, "text": " Die on purpose?"}, {"start": 16084.76, "end": 16086.76, "text": " Because then Chas is gonna say plus one"}, {"start": 16091.72, "end": 16093.72, "text": " Hurry up 19 minutes left"}, {"start": 16093.720000000001, "end": 16113.800000000001, "text": " Under the sea now!"}, {"start": 16113.800000000001, "end": 16118.6, "text": " Okay, total of 7 lasagnis on this one, 4 on the stage."}, {"start": 16118.6, "end": 16121.760000000002, "text": " Damn, this world is almost over."}, {"start": 16121.76, "end": 16126.460000000001, "text": " It's going too quick, man."}, {"start": 16126.460000000001, "end": 16128.26, "text": " You want R for random, Misty?"}, {"start": 16128.26, "end": 16129.26, "text": " And hello?"}, {"start": 16129.26, "end": 16130.94, "text": " Yeah, that won't be for a bet."}, {"start": 16130.94, "end": 16133.5, "text": " Too much good shit coming out."}, {"start": 16133.5, "end": 16135.5, "text": " That hurt."}, {"start": 16135.5, "end": 16136.5, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 16136.5, "end": 16140.58, "text": " So, I'm underwater now?"}, {"start": 16140.58, "end": 16141.58, "text": " Underwater, yes."}, {"start": 16141.58, "end": 16142.58, "text": " But without any water."}, {"start": 16142.58, "end": 16147.58, "text": " You're not actually in the water, see?"}, {"start": 16147.58, "end": 16149.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16149.08, "end": 16151.34, "text": " I'm giving up on logic."}, {"start": 16151.34, "end": 16156.5, "text": " will save me some time. There's a way to get back up to the surface, but to do it you'll"}, {"start": 16156.5, "end": 16163.42, "text": " have to dive even deeper into the depths. Let me guess, a sea monster is wading at the bottom."}, {"start": 16163.42, "end": 16169.82, "text": " I wake it up, I grab a hold of it, and it takes me to the surface. Oh, well, clearly"}, {"start": 16169.82, "end": 16173.86, "text": " you already know everything. Oh yeah, I see. She kinda looks like Franth or something"}, {"start": 16173.86, "end": 16179.74, "text": " from Dark Souls. Hang on, that's really what I have to do? The further I go,"}, {"start": 16179.74, "end": 16183.74, "text": " The last this adventure makes sense. I'm so lucky."}, {"start": 16190.74, "end": 16192.74, "text": " Any secret lasagna in the beginning? No?"}, {"start": 16194.74, "end": 16199.74, "text": " Yeah, I think this game is like five hours, unless you 100% did which we are doing."}, {"start": 16200.74, "end": 16205.74, "text": " But even grabbing all the lasagnas every stage and all these, every stage is still very quick."}, {"start": 16205.74, "end": 16212.74, "text": " So maybe like 7 hours or something."}, {"start": 16212.74, "end": 16215.74, "text": " Delicious."}, {"start": 16215.74, "end": 16226.74, "text": " Yo, Nautica, I gave it some- it's fun."}, {"start": 16226.74, "end": 16233.74, "text": " It's a solid 3D platformer."}, {"start": 16233.74, "end": 16235.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16251.34, "end": 16255.18, "text": " Still no lasagna have we switched to horror invention"}, {"start": 16259.9, "end": 16261.9, "text": " Wait, this is creepy"}, {"start": 16263.74, "end": 16273.74, "text": " Oh, there's none. Okay, hopefully it's the first one."}, {"start": 16273.74, "end": 16274.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16274.74, "end": 16292.18, "text": " Yes, we're going to these because we need them."}, {"start": 16292.18, "end": 16319.460000000001, "text": " Hello, you're going to come down again, right, yes."}, {"start": 16319.460000000001, "end": 16322.060000000001, "text": " I don't want to fall down, here's creepy."}, {"start": 16322.060000000001, "end": 16327.500000000002, "text": " This game is going to give a kid, uh, um, uh,"}, {"start": 16327.500000000002, "end": 16330.7, "text": " Telosophobia for sure."}, {"start": 16330.7, "end": 16333.140000000001, "text": " Just like the shark in Banjo-Kazooie for me."}, {"start": 16349.460000000001, "end": 16361.660000000002, "text": " There was the monster in Jack and Daxter for you? Yeah, I never played Jack and Daxter,"}, {"start": 16361.660000000002, "end": 16366.660000000002, "text": " but I know it though. I've seen it. I've seen his video."}, {"start": 16366.66, "end": 16374.26, "text": " The deep sea cat, distinctive by its legendary laziness and complete absence of style."}, {"start": 16374.26, "end": 16383.66, "text": " One can sometimes observing it using questionable means of locomotive, which it masters 8 or doesn't."}, {"start": 16383.66, "end": 16387.66, "text": " Are you done? Don't you have anything I have to do?"}, {"start": 16396.66, "end": 16402.66, "text": " Jack-in-the-docks are three by bone saw. Yeah. Classic."}, {"start": 16418.66, "end": 16423.66, "text": " If it works, I can turn to child watch as you get fear and puzzles."}, {"start": 16423.66, "end": 16428.66, "text": " No, it will be turned into an insane genius."}, {"start": 16431.66, "end": 16433.66, "text": " Give me an IQ."}, {"start": 16438.66, "end": 16440.66, "text": " Fuck, I haven't felt this zombie in a while."}, {"start": 16440.66, "end": 16442.66, "text": " What if I missed one?"}, {"start": 16453.66, "end": 16457.22, "text": " That would be nothing, Mark."}, {"start": 16457.22, "end": 16470.32, "text": " Has everyone seen my t-shirt?"}, {"start": 16470.32, "end": 16471.32, "text": " The camera pulls away."}, {"start": 16471.32, "end": 16473.32, "text": " Yeah, I don't think."}, {"start": 16473.32, "end": 16478.0, "text": " This level is just big."}, {"start": 16478.0, "end": 16480.0, "text": " I don't think I missed any."}, {"start": 16497.0, "end": 16501.0, "text": " Still no lason. Wait, I see a lason. Yeah, yeah, I do. Hopefully it's a second one."}, {"start": 16508.0, "end": 16537.0, "text": " Yes, good. Oh man, I got nervous there."}, {"start": 16537.0, "end": 16553.72, "text": " That is not plus one look at my health mark"}, {"start": 16567.0, "end": 16569.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16584.8, "end": 16587.0, "text": " The counter is not top right"}, {"start": 16588.0, "end": 16590.24, "text": " Yeah, I think what am I supposed to go here?"}, {"start": 16590.92, "end": 16595.18, "text": " What I feel like I hear a lasagna or is it no is probably the buttons on this on ya"}, {"start": 16595.18, "end": 16607.32, "text": " Nice three yes, and we are red on these we don't need to grab anymore of the delicious stuff"}, {"start": 16607.32, "end": 16609.8, "text": " I say as I grab more"}, {"start": 16625.18, "end": 16627.58, "text": " I just hope you get better than I did."}, {"start": 16631.18, "end": 16632.78, "text": " I'm not terrified!"}, {"start": 16637.68, "end": 16640.68, "text": " Because there's no way you're taking cars!"}, {"start": 16655.18, "end": 16657.18, "text": " All final is on ya"}, {"start": 16660.1, "end": 16663.5, "text": " Max speed yeah, but"}, {"start": 16665.06, "end": 16667.52, "text": " No, no come back"}, {"start": 16671.06, "end": 16673.18, "text": " And where the hell did all those pieces go"}, {"start": 16677.22, "end": 16679.22, "text": " Kingdom hearts on sale"}, {"start": 16679.22, "end": 16681.620000000003, "text": " Uh, where's the edible reward?"}, {"start": 16681.620000000003, "end": 16682.620000000003, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 16682.620000000003, "end": 16686.22, "text": " I mean, to be honest, I would be down to play a Kingdom Hearts block."}, {"start": 16692.420000000002, "end": 16695.22, "text": " Well, where's my applause?"}, {"start": 16696.22, "end": 16697.620000000003, "text": " What the hell did this do? Oh."}, {"start": 16700.82, "end": 16701.620000000003, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 16702.02, "end": 16703.02, "text": " Wait, I'm chill."}, {"start": 16703.02, "end": 16704.620000000003, "text": " Oh, fuck, you see that?"}, {"start": 16709.22, "end": 16715.22, "text": " Play Kingdom Hearts instead of Witcher, dude. I want to play Witcher remaster, man."}, {"start": 16727.22, "end": 16735.22, "text": " Wait for DLC. But it's already like a hundred plus hours just now without that DLC."}, {"start": 16735.22, "end": 16738.9, "text": " There we go all his on yes nice we're good we can't we can get"}, {"start": 16755.5, "end": 16757.5, "text": " You think those weak stuff"}, {"start": 16761.54, "end": 16764.02, "text": " Maybe don't stand what up"}, {"start": 16765.22, "end": 16770.54, "text": " Oh my god, can I look in no wait, there's a coffee cup"}, {"start": 16780.420000000002, "end": 16782.420000000002, "text": " A giant jelly crocodile"}, {"start": 16783.38, "end": 16787.82, "text": " Have you met before honestly you don't impress me at all"}, {"start": 16790.54, "end": 16792.54, "text": " You didn't like my comment"}, {"start": 16792.54, "end": 16799.5, "text": " I just need to get back to the surface wait that's the monster"}, {"start": 16802.5, "end": 16804.5, "text": " This really does"}, {"start": 16805.38, "end": 16810.48, "text": " We're so close to finally getting which is three from Ella truck is trying to ruin for me"}, {"start": 16819.54, "end": 16821.54, "text": " We got it we did"}, {"start": 16822.54, "end": 16833.22, "text": " like the lamp maverick by the way a cheera top thanks to 18 doobie"}, {"start": 16837.06, "end": 16845.780000000002, "text": " 63 out of 76 lasagnas now shit here we got marine taxi total of seven lasagnas"}, {"start": 16845.780000000002, "end": 16850.5, "text": " on this and then six lasagnas on the optional stage above it and then it's"}, {"start": 16850.5, "end": 16852.5, "text": " What's the end of this world? Fuck!"}, {"start": 16854.0, "end": 16856.0, "text": " Blood of Dawnwalker is only like 30-40 hours?"}, {"start": 16856.0, "end": 16858.0, "text": " Yeah, Blood of Dawnwalker! I forgot!"}, {"start": 16860.0, "end": 16860.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16861.0, "end": 16864.0, "text": " Couldn't I have traveled like this from the start of the game?"}, {"start": 16865.0, "end": 16868.0, "text": " Now that's what I call living the good life."}, {"start": 16870.5, "end": 16871.0, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 16872.0, "end": 16873.0, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 16874.0, "end": 16874.5, "text": " No wait!"}, {"start": 16875.0, "end": 16876.0, "text": " Don't drop me now!"}, {"start": 16877.0, "end": 16878.5, "text": " AHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 16879.0, "end": 16879.5, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 16880.5, "end": 16884.34, "text": " Wait, the hard part was behind me."}, {"start": 16884.34, "end": 16888.02, "text": " Did this level really need to be longer?"}, {"start": 16890.66, "end": 16893.62, "text": " Any secret lasonius in the beginning? No? None?"}, {"start": 16894.9, "end": 16900.66, "text": " Let's recap. Step one, wake up the Kuki Crocodile and hang on to it."}, {"start": 16900.66, "end": 16908.66, "text": " Here I'm done. Step two, survive the script changes and find the Kuki Crocodile again."}, {"start": 16908.66, "end": 16910.66, "text": " three"}, {"start": 16910.66, "end": 16912.66, "text": " eight step one"}, {"start": 16912.66, "end": 16914.66, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 16914.66, "end": 16916.66, "text": " soo"}, {"start": 16916.66, "end": 16918.66, "text": " oh c'mon Garfield, stop complaining"}, {"start": 16918.66, "end": 16920.66, "text": " just follow it and survive"}, {"start": 16920.66, "end": 16922.66, "text": " hold on behind me behind me"}, {"start": 16922.66, "end": 16924.66, "text": " nothing?"}, {"start": 16924.66, "end": 16926.66, "text": " real? okay"}, {"start": 16926.66, "end": 16928.66, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 16928.66, "end": 16930.66, "text": " oh Nick"}, {"start": 16930.66, "end": 16932.66, "text": " yeah she does look a big person"}, {"start": 16932.66, "end": 16934.66, "text": " in Portrait, she does"}, {"start": 16938.66, "end": 16940.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16957.82, "end": 16959.94, "text": " See one little on you guys are the first one"}, {"start": 16968.66, "end": 16975.3, "text": " to talk to you. I enjoyed my final moment with you. Plus, I've got fracko seeds."}, {"start": 16978.98, "end": 16984.42, "text": " Dawnwalker, any percent is 13 minutes. Yeah. I heard it could be beaten fast."}, {"start": 16991.86, "end": 16994.66, "text": " Nice. First one. Yes, perfect."}, {"start": 16998.66, "end": 17026.62, "text": " My game of the decade no my game of the year might actually be lucky tower"}, {"start": 17026.62, "end": 17031.62, "text": " That game is too good."}, {"start": 17031.62, "end": 17034.46, "text": " This game is not bad though."}, {"start": 17034.46, "end": 17035.46, "text": " This game is solid."}, {"start": 17035.46, "end": 17042.5, "text": " It's a solid 3D platformer, man."}, {"start": 17042.5, "end": 17043.5, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 17043.5, "end": 17046.5, "text": " We haven't missed anything, you know?"}, {"start": 17046.5, "end": 17051.739999999998, "text": " Yeah, I mean we got HellRacer and stuff."}, {"start": 17051.739999999998, "end": 17054.02, "text": " I'm very excited for HellRacer."}, {"start": 17054.02, "end": 17056.02, "text": " I haven't played the demo, and I'm not going to."}, {"start": 17058.02, "end": 17060.02, "text": " Yeah, Lucky Tyra was so unique."}, {"start": 17060.02, "end": 17062.02, "text": " It's so good."}, {"start": 17068.02, "end": 17070.02, "text": " You miss Hubert?"}, {"start": 17076.02, "end": 17079.02, "text": " Hellraiser into Dragon's Dog, my Dilk."}, {"start": 17084.02, "end": 17089.86, "text": " You hear that? That's my super birthday bash! We're having a great time!"}, {"start": 17091.14, "end": 17094.5, "text": " I'm looking forward to tasting my cake without you."}, {"start": 17095.06, "end": 17096.5, "text": " I do not have FOMO."}, {"start": 17096.5, "end": 17099.38, "text": " Can someone please make him shop up?"}, {"start": 17103.86, "end": 17106.5, "text": " What's my game of the day? Can Expedition 33 for you?"}, {"start": 17107.14, "end": 17109.94, "text": " Yeah, that's not that. That was a good one."}, {"start": 17111.14, "end": 17111.7, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17114.02, "end": 17119.02, "text": " Okay, that will take you there."}, {"start": 17119.02, "end": 17124.02, "text": " Yum, yum."}, {"start": 17124.02, "end": 17130.02, "text": " Codemane 2."}, {"start": 17130.02, "end": 17132.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17132.02, "end": 17136.02, "text": " This is far from over."}, {"start": 17136.02, "end": 17137.02, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17137.02, "end": 17143.02, "text": " We all know there is something behind this."}, {"start": 17143.02, "end": 17146.38, "text": " Maybe a secret lasagna! Yes!"}, {"start": 17149.02, "end": 17150.06, "text": " Okay, plus two."}, {"start": 17160.06, "end": 17160.56, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 17173.02, "end": 17175.02, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 17176.74, "end": 17178.74, "text": " There's a waterfall here."}, {"start": 17180.16, "end": 17185.3, "text": " I mean, clearly you're not supposed to go up this waterfall, but I'm really curious if you can."}, {"start": 17190.24, "end": 17191.24, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17198.08, "end": 17200.08, "text": " That's not plus one! Look at my health bar!"}, {"start": 17203.02, "end": 17231.260000000002, "text": " Come on, I need lasagnas."}, {"start": 17231.260000000002, "end": 17248.54, "text": " two more"}, {"start": 17248.54, "end": 17251.02, "text": " there's an achievement for completing world's death list?"}, {"start": 17251.02, "end": 17255.22, "text": " no there isn't"}, {"start": 17255.22, "end": 17257.22, "text": " If there was, I wouldn't have it."}, {"start": 17276.22, "end": 17277.22, "text": " Three?"}, {"start": 17278.22, "end": 17279.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17285.22, "end": 17288.22, "text": " There is no achievements for beating him Bethless."}, {"start": 17289.72, "end": 17291.22, "text": " This is a kids game."}, {"start": 17315.22, "end": 17327.420000000002, "text": " I need a little bit more candy stuff."}, {"start": 17327.420000000002, "end": 17331.06, "text": " Oh, final is on ya!"}, {"start": 17331.06, "end": 17332.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17332.06, "end": 17334.06, "text": " How am I..."}, {"start": 17334.06, "end": 17335.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17335.06, "end": 17336.06, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 17336.06, "end": 17338.34, "text": " Oh my god, kids game."}, {"start": 17338.34, "end": 17341.34, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 17341.34, "end": 17366.9, "text": " still need a bit more candy, right?"}, {"start": 17366.9, "end": 17369.300000000003, "text": " Ah, we got it! Nice!"}, {"start": 17369.300000000003, "end": 17371.300000000003, "text": " Now we can bomb out of there."}, {"start": 17375.780000000002, "end": 17376.980000000003, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17394.58, "end": 17396.58, "text": " Did they cook with this game? Yes!"}, {"start": 17396.58, "end": 17401.5, "text": " No, I know dung today. The horror lady commands outdated"}, {"start": 17403.5, "end": 17406.800000000003, "text": " If there's time I probably do I'll probably do the plant shop I"}, {"start": 17409.06, "end": 17412.84, "text": " Just don't know how long this game is gonna be all right. This is the final"}, {"start": 17418.420000000002, "end": 17424.460000000003, "text": " Final is on is here final six of this world in mind the crocs. It's called"}, {"start": 17424.46, "end": 17433.62, "text": " I gave him yesterday was ass. Yeah. I had a good time though. Okay, let's see any secrets."}, {"start": 17433.62, "end": 17444.86, "text": " No. Ouch. Here we go. Show t shirt."}, {"start": 17454.46, "end": 17470.54, "text": " Make it full of Garf to play Garf Cart."}, {"start": 17470.54, "end": 17473.94, "text": " Oh, yow!"}, {"start": 17473.94, "end": 17480.26, "text": " Hey, look, I lost one health!"}, {"start": 17480.26, "end": 17483.219999999998, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17483.22, "end": 17487.0, "text": " Look the fucking man you're not dying here. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 17502.2, "end": 17506.74, "text": " What that was your first death garf"}, {"start": 17513.22, "end": 17519.04, "text": " Almost five hours of deathlessness, and then he tells me to lower the difficulty"}, {"start": 17530.32, "end": 17534.0, "text": " Did I even have to jump here? No, I didn't. Oh my god"}, {"start": 17535.960000000003, "end": 17538.280000000002, "text": " The board in the chocolate fucked me up"}, {"start": 17538.280000000002, "end": 17542.88, "text": " I thought I had to jump and that made everything awkward, but you just literally just had to go"}, {"start": 17543.22, "end": 17545.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17556.58, "end": 17563.280000000002, "text": " Well, that's the warm-up death that we all know the warm-up cup doesn't count when it comes to garb so still deathless actually"}, {"start": 17563.28, "end": 17565.28, "text": " I'm really sure."}, {"start": 17570.079999999998, "end": 17571.68, "text": " Two more."}, {"start": 17571.68, "end": 17576.16, "text": " Oh, the ending is here, but we have one lasagna there and probably one over there. Okay."}, {"start": 17593.28, "end": 17596.28, "text": " Right. Let's hope you do better this time."}, {"start": 17607.28, "end": 17609.28, "text": " What a treat."}, {"start": 17613.28, "end": 17615.28, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 17616.28, "end": 17618.28, "text": " Oh, mama."}, {"start": 17618.28, "end": 17619.28, "text": " Yum!"}, {"start": 17619.28, "end": 17623.8, "text": " It's 1 AM where I've been unable to sleep, so I'm just taking a walk around the area."}, {"start": 17623.8, "end": 17625.3, "text": " It sounds cozy, though, Zeke."}, {"start": 17626.3, "end": 17628.3, "text": " Stay safe, Marle-o-Man."}, {"start": 17636.0, "end": 17636.5, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 17636.5, "end": 17637.0, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 17645.199999999997, "end": 17646.899999999998, "text": " Do we have enough? Yeah, we do. Alright."}, {"start": 17646.9, "end": 17649.940000000002, "text": " We're good. We don't need more of these."}, {"start": 17649.940000000002, "end": 17651.440000000002, "text": " Ooh, vicious."}, {"start": 17669.780000000002, "end": 17670.780000000002, "text": " Oh, there's no one here."}, {"start": 17672.58, "end": 17673.300000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17673.300000000003, "end": 17674.300000000003, "text": " Gorf!"}, {"start": 17676.9, "end": 17678.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17688.84, "end": 17690.84, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 17693.780000000002, "end": 17699.9, "text": " All right end of the stage, let's go we're done we got max meter we got all three hundred percent of this world"}, {"start": 17699.9, "end": 17713.7, "text": " Boss fight time."}, {"start": 17713.7, "end": 17714.7, "text": " Complete all side level."}, {"start": 17714.7, "end": 17723.7, "text": " I got two achievements there."}, {"start": 17723.7, "end": 17726.300000000003, "text": " Now we're going to visit John's home real quick."}, {"start": 17726.300000000003, "end": 17728.620000000003, "text": " Anything special next weekend?"}, {"start": 17728.62, "end": 17733.7, "text": " Yeah, I'm doing the tree course, but how does the journey go?"}, {"start": 17733.7, "end": 17735.5, "text": " So I'm doing that on Saturday."}, {"start": 17735.5, "end": 17738.62, "text": " It'll be a short little stream on Saturday."}, {"start": 17738.62, "end": 17751.1, "text": " Damn, our home is getting fixed."}, {"start": 17751.1, "end": 17754.1, "text": " It's not so many furniture left."}, {"start": 17754.1, "end": 17757.1, "text": " Yeah, nice."}, {"start": 17757.100000000002, "end": 17764.180000000004, "text": " I'll look at the bed down here, aww."}, {"start": 17764.180000000004, "end": 17767.02, "text": " What do we have here?"}, {"start": 17767.02, "end": 17771.180000000004, "text": " Oh, that marshmallow in the coffee there?"}, {"start": 17771.180000000004, "end": 17777.38, "text": " Mmm, still don't have a couch."}, {"start": 17777.38, "end": 17781.54, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 17781.54, "end": 17783.54, "text": " Eh"}, {"start": 17796.98, "end": 17804.02, "text": " Well, what do you know net there? Thanks for the five and minecraft. Thanks for the added"}, {"start": 17804.02, "end": 17813.02, "text": " Eww, what is this? What is this sludge?"}, {"start": 17813.02, "end": 17814.02, "text": " Sleuthge."}, {"start": 17814.02, "end": 17820.02, "text": " Oh, is that waffles or veggies?"}, {"start": 17820.02, "end": 17825.02, "text": " Waffles or veggies?"}, {"start": 17825.02, "end": 17832.02, "text": " It's not a wholesome."}, {"start": 17832.02, "end": 17839.260000000002, "text": " All right, we got some here too."}, {"start": 17839.260000000002, "end": 17840.260000000002, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 17840.260000000002, "end": 17841.260000000002, "text": " Amazing!"}, {"start": 17841.260000000002, "end": 17846.260000000002, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 17846.260000000002, "end": 17875.22, "text": " Okay, nice!"}, {"start": 17875.22, "end": 17882.0, "text": " Stupidest pet name I've ever seen. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure I've seen any stupid pet names"}, {"start": 17883.2, "end": 17885.36, "text": " Nirmal's party here we go boss fight in this world"}, {"start": 17888.36, "end": 17890.72, "text": " It's fine sunset and no, I don't have one"}, {"start": 17890.72, "end": 17907.600000000002, "text": " one. Shark tail when I was kid? Shark tail, no. Larexia, like 33. It's good morning time."}, {"start": 17907.600000000002, "end": 17918.52, "text": " Let's see, there is, this is just a straight up ball spot, we don't have to collect anything."}, {"start": 17918.52, "end": 17921.96, "text": " Last! The moment you've all been waiting for!"}, {"start": 17921.96, "end": 17925.0, "text": " The tasting of my amazing cake!"}, {"start": 17925.64, "end": 17927.56, "text": " Heh heh, you said it!"}, {"start": 17927.56, "end": 17931.8, "text": " No, not you! This is supposed to be your nightmare! Not mine!"}, {"start": 17931.8, "end": 17936.920000000002, "text": " Monday, here to explain why this old waste of space is still here."}, {"start": 17936.920000000002, "end": 17938.600000000002, "text": " Monday, hello!"}, {"start": 17938.600000000002, "end": 17940.36, "text": " Oh, great! So I have to handle everything myself?"}, {"start": 17940.36, "end": 17941.96, "text": " Waste of space!"}, {"start": 17941.96, "end": 17948.28, "text": " Don't worry, thermal. Go and get some rest. I'll leave me more to eat."}, {"start": 17948.28, "end": 17952.6, "text": " Not another step, Garfield. You'll see what happens when I'm really annoyed."}, {"start": 17954.84, "end": 17955.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17957.32, "end": 17960.6, "text": " Oh wow, so nice."}, {"start": 17978.28, "end": 17984.28, "text": " How dare you"}, {"start": 17984.28, "end": 17986.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18004.199999999997, "end": 18010.84, "text": " We can serve let's go get kickflip"}, {"start": 18014.28, "end": 18022.28, "text": " I'm beaming the boss here his crawl animation so cute"}, {"start": 18034.36, "end": 18036.36, "text": " I'm not as an emo"}, {"start": 18044.28, "end": 18051.28, "text": " Have I already one piece filler episode?"}, {"start": 18074.28, "end": 18076.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18089.039999999997, "end": 18091.039999999997, "text": " My head box"}, {"start": 18104.28, "end": 18109.28, "text": " I'm not restating it."}, {"start": 18115.28, "end": 18119.28, "text": " Here I come!"}, {"start": 18134.28, "end": 18158.68, "text": " What the hell is this respawn?"}, {"start": 18158.68, "end": 18160.68, "text": " That is not plus one."}, {"start": 18188.68, "end": 18190.68, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18208.04, "end": 18210.68, "text": " Got do okay, we're good"}, {"start": 18210.68, "end": 18220.04, "text": " Oh my lord, this is insane"}, {"start": 18240.68, "end": 18244.68, "text": " Did Garfield escape Monday? Working on it."}, {"start": 18254.68, "end": 18257.68, "text": " How many plans for Black Mesa on them?"}, {"start": 18257.68, "end": 18260.68, "text": " Tour the force?"}, {"start": 18270.68, "end": 18273.68, "text": " Oh, that's my kind of feeling."}, {"start": 18273.68, "end": 18275.68, "text": " Getting a huge kick?"}, {"start": 18275.68, "end": 18278.68, "text": " Yeah, getting a huge arm and a leg."}, {"start": 18281.68, "end": 18285.68, "text": " So, this is the moment I'm supposed to wake up, right?"}, {"start": 18285.68, "end": 18286.68, "text": " And where are you still here?"}, {"start": 18286.68, "end": 18288.68, "text": " It's over, isn't it?"}, {"start": 18288.68, "end": 18289.68, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 18289.68, "end": 18291.68, "text": " I don't want to ruin you, bro."}, {"start": 18291.68, "end": 18292.68, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 18295.68, "end": 18298.68, "text": " See you at the next car!"}, {"start": 18298.68, "end": 18308.6, "text": " How many lasonius do we have in this world then?"}, {"start": 18308.6, "end": 18311.6, "text": " Finish sweet kingdom."}, {"start": 18311.6, "end": 18313.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 18313.6, "end": 18319.04, "text": " 100% of that world?"}, {"start": 18319.04, "end": 18321.36, "text": " Next?"}, {"start": 18321.36, "end": 18323.36, "text": " Barbecue desert"}, {"start": 18329.24, "end": 18337.7, "text": " I don't like barbecue sauce why it's okay, but it takes over too much 99 99 lasagna's in this world, dude"}, {"start": 18341.68, "end": 18343.68, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 18351.36, "end": 18372.36, "text": " Lost in the desert, not too many here."}, {"start": 18372.36, "end": 18374.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18394.56, "end": 18396.56, "text": " Shit a cart level"}, {"start": 18397.52, "end": 18401.74, "text": " No, why do the mechanics and physics feel rudimentary?"}, {"start": 18402.36, "end": 18406.52, "text": " We're going to pretend I love thrill rides."}, {"start": 18406.52, "end": 18407.52, "text": " Say, you."}, {"start": 18412.8, "end": 18413.8, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 18423.2, "end": 18424.2, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 18424.2, "end": 18425.2, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 18425.2, "end": 18426.2, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 18426.2, "end": 18427.2, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 18427.2, "end": 18429.36, "text": " Go full speed and avoid obstacles."}, {"start": 18429.36, "end": 18436.36, "text": " In the mine car you can just aided jump and L to turn."}, {"start": 18455.48, "end": 18458.48, "text": " Wait, or they?"}, {"start": 18458.48, "end": 18462.48, "text": " Oh well, it makes a change from beach and maybe."}, {"start": 18472.48, "end": 18474.48, "text": " What is this bad guy?"}, {"start": 18474.48, "end": 18476.48, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 18476.48, "end": 18478.48, "text": " We'll see I guess."}, {"start": 18488.48, "end": 18502.16, "text": " I need lasagnas over here."}, {"start": 18502.16, "end": 18509.12, "text": " Oh, you can eat veggies!"}, {"start": 18509.12, "end": 18531.059999999998, "text": " It's very uh, quiet."}, {"start": 18531.059999999998, "end": 18536.02, "text": " This town ain't big enough for those of us."}, {"start": 18536.02, "end": 18543.420000000002, "text": " Wait, every time I jump it- Oh!"}, {"start": 18543.420000000002, "end": 18549.66, "text": " It's not time-based, it's when I jump."}, {"start": 18549.66, "end": 18560.100000000002, "text": " Insane gimmicks."}, {"start": 18560.100000000002, "end": 18563.38, "text": " Literally none of y'all knew that until I just said it."}, {"start": 18563.38, "end": 18565.38, "text": " Let's stop pretending, shall we?"}, {"start": 18565.38, "end": 18566.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18566.38, "end": 18574.58, "text": " Dude, the levels are getting insane now."}, {"start": 18574.58, "end": 18577.58, "text": " Insanely hidden."}, {"start": 18577.58, "end": 18583.98, "text": " Alright, nice we got the first."}, {"start": 18583.98, "end": 18587.06, "text": " The levels are definitely getting harder."}, {"start": 18587.06, "end": 18589.06, "text": " No doubt."}, {"start": 18589.06, "end": 18609.06, "text": " Oh mega burger"}, {"start": 18609.06, "end": 18611.06, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 18633.06, "end": 18636.06, "text": " Mario wishes it was Garfield."}, {"start": 18639.06, "end": 18665.06, "text": " I don't need it, but it's preferable to die if you stand under it like this, man."}, {"start": 18665.06, "end": 18673.16, "text": " Let's step it up we're gonna work faster"}, {"start": 18687.66, "end": 18692.9, "text": " Make a sure okay there hopefully I haven't missed the lasagna because now we're leaving this zone"}, {"start": 18695.06, "end": 18705.06, "text": " I don't think so though, there's one left, so..."}, {"start": 18705.06, "end": 18707.06, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18711.06, "end": 18715.06, "text": " Stop! Before we end up as dogs!"}, {"start": 18725.06, "end": 18732.06, "text": " Garfin base."}, {"start": 18732.06, "end": 18735.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18735.06, "end": 18745.06, "text": " Damn, though."}, {"start": 18745.06, "end": 18753.06, "text": " You know, everyone up in Tenzan are watching this stream, light that dome, also plus one of that dome on the previous plus level."}, {"start": 18753.06, "end": 18754.06, "text": " Balls!"}, {"start": 18769.06, "end": 18771.06, "text": " I need that wall is on ya man!"}, {"start": 18775.06, "end": 18802.06, "text": " Okay, more buttons to open the door?"}, {"start": 18802.06, "end": 18803.06, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 18803.06, "end": 18806.18, "text": " That's original."}, {"start": 18806.18, "end": 18809.18, "text": " Very innovative."}, {"start": 18809.18, "end": 18817.38, "text": " Well, the final lasagna is definitely in this area somewhere."}, {"start": 18817.38, "end": 18824.38, "text": " Why is there never a fridge to open instead?"}, {"start": 18824.38, "end": 18826.5, "text": " Any favorite western movies?"}, {"start": 18826.5, "end": 18828.5, "text": " Uh, hate for later, I guess?"}, {"start": 18840.8, "end": 18844.5, "text": " I'm scouting for the lasagna. It has to be in this segment."}, {"start": 18846.2, "end": 18848.2, "text": " Well, we're going through both anyways."}, {"start": 18848.7, "end": 18850.2, "text": " Oh yeah, Django!"}, {"start": 18850.4, "end": 18852.7, "text": " Yeah, does Django- Yeah, I guess Django would count."}, {"start": 18852.7, "end": 18855.7, "text": " I haven't seen Django in so long though, I gotta rewatch it."}, {"start": 18857.5, "end": 18859.5, "text": " Hold okay nice"}, {"start": 18870.86, "end": 18873.78, "text": " 310 for Yuma was that"}, {"start": 18877.5, "end": 18884.16, "text": " Wait a minute I see the secret lasagna. Oh Christian bail Maria"}, {"start": 18886.5, "end": 18888.5, "text": " Nice fuck"}, {"start": 18907.42, "end": 18911.9, "text": " We just need a red on these food now and we're good"}, {"start": 18916.5, "end": 18918.5, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18933.38, "end": 18935.38, "text": " Really"}, {"start": 18946.5, "end": 18962.58, "text": " Oh, we're done. Just beat the station now."}, {"start": 18962.58, "end": 18966.78, "text": " Are there already perma slope random garf modes out? No."}, {"start": 18966.78, "end": 18968.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18968.899999999998, "end": 18972.5, "text": " Would you permit this I gotta get back now"}, {"start": 18976.219999999998, "end": 18978.219999999998, "text": " How"}, {"start": 18981.18, "end": 18983.18, "text": " Get a fun mold"}, {"start": 18986.46, "end": 18989.46, "text": " Wait, oh, I thought you're with our delay. I don't I don't"}, {"start": 18996.78, "end": 18998.78, "text": " You"}, {"start": 19026.78, "end": 19038.78, "text": " I'm going to crush you."}, {"start": 19038.78, "end": 19042.5, "text": " No, buddy."}, {"start": 19042.5, "end": 19051.5, "text": " Not with this track plane."}, {"start": 19051.5, "end": 19053.5, "text": " I'm in need."}, {"start": 19064.5, "end": 19066.5, "text": " Actually, a great fucking song."}, {"start": 19070.5, "end": 19072.5, "text": " Oh, this is a fun song."}, {"start": 19141.5, "end": 19151.84, "text": " Now, it might have been my favorite song in the game so far."}, {"start": 19151.84, "end": 19167.24, "text": " I also really liked the, what was it, the windmill songs?"}, {"start": 19167.24, "end": 19168.24, "text": " One death?"}, {"start": 19168.24, "end": 19169.24, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 19169.24, "end": 19173.08, "text": " Unfortunately against the grain here"}, {"start": 19178.600000000002, "end": 19182.04, "text": " Hello, why does the camera spawn out of bounds?"}, {"start": 19199.24, "end": 19210.16, "text": " I want to remember the that windmill song again I was in I think it was in the first"}, {"start": 19210.16, "end": 19216.64, "text": " world. Those are very good."}, {"start": 19227.04, "end": 19231.6, "text": " Garth. It's official. I'm high in"}, {"start": 19231.600000000002, "end": 19233.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19234.4, "end": 19236.4, "text": " Fuck sake"}, {"start": 19261.600000000002, "end": 19287.600000000002, "text": " Oh my god, I'm dying in a catch game."}, {"start": 19287.600000000002, "end": 19310.960000000003, "text": " I guess you garfing this game. Yeah, we're a hundred percenting it going pretty good."}, {"start": 19310.96, "end": 19313.719999999998, "text": " Admin that takes the 102 and that gets like 26."}, {"start": 19313.719999999998, "end": 19315.26, "text": " They should make a racing game for this guy."}, {"start": 19315.26, "end": 19316.46, "text": " Oh no, they should not."}, {"start": 19331.46, "end": 19334.16, "text": " There's a new sheriff in town."}, {"start": 19334.16, "end": 19337.36, "text": " Wait, there's no lasagna on this one."}, {"start": 19337.36, "end": 19338.76, "text": " Well, maybe on the Yomo meter."}, {"start": 19340.96, "end": 19345.96, "text": " Just this y'all. Thanks for the walk turn, dirty man."}, {"start": 19345.96, "end": 19350.96, "text": " No, Odie is the bad guy."}, {"start": 19350.96, "end": 19354.96, "text": " Don't tell me you're the villain of this world."}, {"start": 19354.96, "end": 19358.96, "text": " I don't have time to chase you."}, {"start": 19358.96, "end": 19364.96, "text": " Taking the job a bit too serious."}, {"start": 19364.96, "end": 19368.96, "text": " I got achievement! Who let the dogs out? Meet Odie!"}, {"start": 19394.96, "end": 19401.12, "text": " I wonder if it's an incident if you crash probably not"}, {"start": 19424.96, "end": 19426.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19454.96, "end": 19456.96, "text": " Oh, this beat me."}, {"start": 19458.399999999998, "end": 19460.399999999998, "text": " Very good, my little dog."}, {"start": 19460.399999999998, "end": 19461.399999999998, "text": " Better I get it."}, {"start": 19461.399999999998, "end": 19463.399999999998, "text": " I'm beaming."}, {"start": 19467.12, "end": 19468.62, "text": " Come on, buddy."}, {"start": 19468.62, "end": 19470.62, "text": " Show him what you got."}, {"start": 19473.62, "end": 19475.62, "text": " Give it up, I can smell it."}, {"start": 19475.62, "end": 19479.62, "text": " I feel like you can jump to his platform, especially from the..."}, {"start": 19481.62, "end": 19483.62, "text": " I kinda wanna try it."}, {"start": 19484.96, "end": 19494.96, "text": " I can't move at all, it's like a death thing."}, {"start": 19494.96, "end": 19502.559999999998, "text": " No, that's enough!"}, {"start": 19502.56, "end": 19505.260000000002, "text": " Even a dog can't beat me."}, {"start": 19505.260000000002, "end": 19507.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't lose HP for following."}, {"start": 19507.760000000002, "end": 19510.260000000002, "text": " Only by getting hit in here."}, {"start": 19510.260000000002, "end": 19511.760000000002, "text": " Come on, Dodie!"}, {"start": 19511.760000000002, "end": 19514.760000000002, "text": " The only way for me to get out of the fence is..."}, {"start": 19519.56, "end": 19520.66, "text": " Give it up, Dodie!"}, {"start": 19520.66, "end": 19523.760000000002, "text": " I can smell a big fish!"}, {"start": 19528.760000000002, "end": 19530.86, "text": " Very good, my little dog."}, {"start": 19530.86, "end": 19532.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19547.9, "end": 19555.54, "text": " Can feel it probably drooling even more hey, let's check out that village"}, {"start": 19560.86, "end": 19565.86, "text": " Hell of a, I think 65, Janfina, 112, Bearden, Bavaria, and 52."}, {"start": 19565.86, "end": 19567.86, "text": " Thank you guys."}, {"start": 19567.86, "end": 19570.86, "text": " It starts over, you get health back, of course it's death."}, {"start": 19570.86, "end": 19573.86, "text": " No! That doesn't mean it's death."}, {"start": 19578.86, "end": 19581.86, "text": " No, it does not mean that."}, {"start": 19581.86, "end": 19584.86, "text": " Then the first boss doesn't make sense at all."}, {"start": 19584.86, "end": 19588.86, "text": " Because if you got hit by the first boss, you just got full health also."}, {"start": 19588.86, "end": 19591.54, "text": " I got hit by the first boss, then fell in."}, {"start": 19592.18, "end": 19592.98, "text": " Full health."}, {"start": 19593.74, "end": 19595.02, "text": " That doesn't make sense."}, {"start": 19597.82, "end": 19600.06, "text": " No, it's not a death."}, {"start": 19602.06, "end": 19603.82, "text": " The Western Village won."}, {"start": 19608.9, "end": 19611.14, "text": " We've had one legitimate death."}, {"start": 19614.02, "end": 19615.940000000002, "text": " Losing all the health."}, {"start": 19618.86, "end": 19633.7, "text": " I beat Odeon, but we know very well that it's not over yet."}, {"start": 19633.7, "end": 19637.54, "text": " I wonder what Monday's got in store for us here."}, {"start": 19637.54, "end": 19647.34, "text": " Yes, I've died once in a gimmick segment, so."}, {"start": 19647.34, "end": 19656.14, "text": " How many of his onions was that for I don't see it's too dark up there for"}, {"start": 19656.14, "end": 19658.14, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 19675.1, "end": 19679.66, "text": " Uh, I haven't been able to watch streams for all I released my first full game moved into my own place for the first time"}, {"start": 19679.739999999998, "end": 19683.34, "text": " Started watching the sound hillboss melee felt right at home again. Miss you. I like that"}, {"start": 19683.34, "end": 19688.34, "text": " I've been doing well while I was gone. Yo, Helvian, what's the game? You don't have to say if you don't want to."}, {"start": 19691.34, "end": 19693.34, "text": " And congrats on your place."}, {"start": 19702.34, "end": 19709.34, "text": " I mean, the thing is, chap, even if those are deaths, we cannot go back and count when it happened or how."}, {"start": 19709.34, "end": 19712.34, "text": " Because it's the same thing as just doing this."}, {"start": 19713.34, "end": 19724.26, "text": " Oh hey same thing but I lost one health there that's not a plus one if I was that one"}, {"start": 19724.26, "end": 19729.74, "text": " health it would have been plus one do you see the problem here"}, {"start": 19729.74, "end": 19730.24, "text": " Hup!"}, {"start": 19733.460000000003, "end": 19733.960000000003, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 19739.280000000002, "end": 19741.280000000002, "text": " The boss fight did not restart, no?"}, {"start": 19741.980000000003, "end": 19743.34, "text": " It put me on the checkpoint!"}, {"start": 19757.34, "end": 19758.34, "text": " Egg attack?"}, {"start": 19759.74, "end": 19760.74, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 19765.74, "end": 19767.74, "text": " That applies special occasions such as boss fights?"}, {"start": 19767.74, "end": 19769.74, "text": " Well then we have no idea."}, {"start": 19770.74, "end": 19772.74, "text": " Oh, I see what I need to do."}, {"start": 19775.74, "end": 19776.74, "text": " Get her off."}, {"start": 19789.74, "end": 19807.18, "text": " Alright, well, guess we just do this."}, {"start": 19807.18, "end": 19809.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19811.420000000002, "end": 19813.420000000002, "text": " Lawsong in that"}, {"start": 19819.06, "end": 19821.06, "text": " Yeah garf balancing on the eggplant"}, {"start": 19822.78, "end": 19824.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19837.18, "end": 19844.54, "text": " No lasagna here. Must be a lasagna around here. Really?"}, {"start": 19850.94, "end": 19856.14, "text": " That's my obsession with Garfield? I don't have an obsession with Garfield. Chat knows."}, {"start": 19867.18, "end": 19869.18, "text": " Delicious!"}, {"start": 19869.18, "end": 19871.18, "text": " Delicious!"}, {"start": 19871.18, "end": 19875.18, "text": " Still in no lasagna."}, {"start": 19879.18, "end": 19883.18, "text": " The level isn't that big."}, {"start": 19888.18, "end": 19891.18, "text": " Should play Donkey Kong in Balanza."}, {"start": 19891.18, "end": 19895.18, "text": " That's the latest one, isn't it? How was that one?"}, {"start": 19897.18, "end": 19906.62, "text": " what the fuck holy speedstrad what"}, {"start": 19911.420000000002, "end": 19917.9, "text": " oh cool okay wait"}, {"start": 19927.18, "end": 19934.18, "text": " Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!"}, {"start": 19934.18, "end": 19937.18, "text": " Hello, I gotta try this."}, {"start": 19937.18, "end": 19942.18, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 19942.18, "end": 19946.18, "text": " I'm gonna die doing this!"}, {"start": 19946.18, "end": 19949.18, "text": " I can't replicate it. I know what I did."}, {"start": 19949.18, "end": 19952.18, "text": " I was gonna stop jumping so far down."}, {"start": 19952.18, "end": 19956.18, "text": " What? Why didn't it work?"}, {"start": 19956.18, "end": 19958.18, "text": " it work"}, {"start": 19965.18, "end": 19967.18, "text": " what"}, {"start": 19972.18, "end": 19974.18, "text": " shut how did I do it"}, {"start": 19975.48, "end": 19977.98, "text": " they lower down I know how I did it"}, {"start": 19982.68, "end": 19984.68, "text": " fuck"}, {"start": 19986.18, "end": 19988.18, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 19992.18, "end": 19996.18, "text": " I think it must be falling after blue balance."}, {"start": 19998.18, "end": 20001.18, "text": " Man, if I try to get him, I'm gonna die now."}, {"start": 20003.18, "end": 20005.18, "text": " That was like a megalon!"}, {"start": 20005.18, "end": 20007.18, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 20037.18, "end": 20047.96, "text": " How did I do this I know I literally just like jumped into it and then it launched me"}, {"start": 20047.96, "end": 20058.94, "text": " I can't get it now."}, {"start": 20058.94, "end": 20064.6, "text": " Does it have to be from the trampoline?"}, {"start": 20064.6, "end": 20065.6, "text": " Maybe?"}, {"start": 20065.6, "end": 20066.6, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 20066.600000000002, "end": 20073.600000000002, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 20073.600000000002, "end": 20095.320000000003, "text": " I can't jump mid-air."}, {"start": 20095.32, "end": 20097.64, "text": " Like I'll need to trigger it."}, {"start": 20097.64, "end": 20100.48, "text": " I was holding the wall, trampling doesn't count to trigger the buffle."}, {"start": 20100.48, "end": 20101.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 20101.6, "end": 20106.12, "text": " I was holding the wall, I literally just dove into it."}, {"start": 20106.12, "end": 20108.04, "text": " Whatever, we move on."}, {"start": 20108.04, "end": 20110.64, "text": " Good to know though, good to know."}, {"start": 20125.32, "end": 20135.6, "text": " insane launch as you can do come on there must be a lasagna here there has"}, {"start": 20135.6, "end": 20141.36, "text": " to be come on"}, {"start": 20142.8, "end": 20153.079999999998, "text": " nice yeah we gotta figure that launch out that could be a huge skip humongous"}, {"start": 20153.08, "end": 20155.08, "text": " skip tech"}, {"start": 20162.58, "end": 20164.58, "text": " See you egg plant"}, {"start": 20173.960000000003, "end": 20175.960000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20183.08, "end": 20185.08, "text": " I finally found you"}, {"start": 20185.480000000003, "end": 20187.480000000003, "text": " Liz never get here"}, {"start": 20189.160000000003, "end": 20191.160000000003, "text": " That Joe's wife"}, {"start": 20192.960000000003, "end": 20198.2, "text": " We're girlfriend he's under Monday's way you have to bring him back to the senses"}, {"start": 20200.04, "end": 20203.600000000002, "text": " You've got a solution which involves me doing all the work"}, {"start": 20204.36, "end": 20206.36, "text": " Fucking owner"}, {"start": 20210.08, "end": 20212.08, "text": " John"}, {"start": 20213.08, "end": 20223.640000000003, "text": " back to his senses. Wait, it's Garfield's girlfriend? Oh, Garfield's a vet. I'm learning"}, {"start": 20223.64, "end": 20239.64, "text": " lower. What was I saying? Oh, it's just John in a wick. Yeah, not wrong. Lasagna!"}, {"start": 20239.64, "end": 20249.64, "text": " I don't have any problems with that."}, {"start": 20249.64, "end": 20254.64, "text": " Alright, what?"}, {"start": 20254.64, "end": 20259.64, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 20259.64, "end": 20260.64, "text": " Hey, dude."}, {"start": 20266.14, "end": 20267.64, "text": " Why am I dreaming about this?"}, {"start": 20268.94, "end": 20270.64, "text": " I don't have any point to make for that."}, {"start": 20284.64, "end": 20286.64, "text": " Oh, what is this outfit?"}, {"start": 20287.14, "end": 20289.14, "text": " Oh, look! A new puppy!"}, {"start": 20289.14, "end": 20292.6, "text": " Get the cowboy fastest appetite in the West"}, {"start": 20293.68, "end": 20296.98, "text": " You just found the cowboy costume. Yee-haw by pressing B"}, {"start": 20296.98, "end": 20302.96, "text": " You can use the lasso to hang on to wherever the symbol on the right of the screen appears and propel yourself to that direction"}, {"start": 20303.22, "end": 20308.0, "text": " You can also tame the fauna flora and the eggplants that said they might not appreciate it"}, {"start": 20319.14, "end": 20323.14, "text": " Don't worry, cats always land on their feet."}, {"start": 20327.14, "end": 20329.14, "text": " Lasagna!"}, {"start": 20332.14, "end": 20333.14, "text": " Can you jump off?"}, {"start": 20341.14, "end": 20342.14, "text": " Mounted!"}, {"start": 20343.14, "end": 20344.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20349.14, "end": 20373.46, "text": " It wouldn't have been a softlock, I would have just jumped on the side or something, I would"}, {"start": 20373.46, "end": 20379.3, "text": " work. This is officially my favorite costume. Now I'm pure class. Because this game is really"}, {"start": 20379.3, "end": 20393.219999999998, "text": " not extremely like invisible walls. Yeah! Okay, we're almost in the red. Nice."}, {"start": 20393.22, "end": 20394.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20394.22, "end": 20399.22, "text": " Any lasagnas here?"}, {"start": 20399.22, "end": 20403.22, "text": " Yeah, just look at how it's going."}, {"start": 20403.22, "end": 20415.460000000003, "text": " Hope you recover fast."}, {"start": 20415.460000000003, "end": 20418.22, "text": " One more lasagna."}, {"start": 20418.22, "end": 20420.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20420.22, "end": 20441.88, "text": " Missed pizza, that's fine. We're on red, so we're good. We just gotta find the last"}, {"start": 20441.88, "end": 20443.88, "text": " Last lasagna and then we're done."}, {"start": 20453.32, "end": 20455.32, "text": " Good night, Corgi!"}, {"start": 20455.32, "end": 20457.32, "text": " It's a true day!"}, {"start": 20462.72, "end": 20465.22, "text": " There's the last lasagna. Now we know where it is."}, {"start": 20466.72, "end": 20468.72, "text": " Now, we just gotta get there."}, {"start": 20471.88, "end": 20473.88, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20475.84, "end": 20478.14, "text": " Bitch lasagna bitch"}, {"start": 20484.36, "end": 20488.66, "text": " No, my life this game actually but this game is yeah, it's a good 3d platformer"}, {"start": 20492.8, "end": 20499.48, "text": " That was your favorite song back in the day I think we got everything in this stage. We're good. We can win now"}, {"start": 20501.88, "end": 20508.88, "text": " I'm gonna go back and get it."}, {"start": 20508.88, "end": 20511.88, "text": " Blub, blub, blub."}, {"start": 20511.88, "end": 20514.88, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 20514.88, "end": 20516.88, "text": " Go for it."}, {"start": 20516.88, "end": 20519.88, "text": " Don't let me fall, all right?"}, {"start": 20519.88, "end": 20523.88, "text": " Just de-spawn."}, {"start": 20523.88, "end": 20530.88, "text": " Yes, PewDiePie, Fresh Rage."}, {"start": 20530.88, "end": 20539.88, "text": " Wait, this game has PlayStation button layout?"}, {"start": 20539.88, "end": 20541.88, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 20541.88, "end": 20548.88, "text": " Uh, McNeer, thanks 43, big ol' enormous nut, thanks 3 years, Rebel, thanks 59."}, {"start": 20548.88, "end": 20550.88, "text": " You're happy for new Garf?"}, {"start": 20550.88, "end": 20552.88, "text": " Garf walk."}, {"start": 20552.88, "end": 20556.280000000002, "text": " Oh, here's the force from Garfield."}, {"start": 20556.280000000002, "end": 20557.280000000002, "text": " Tour the force."}, {"start": 20562.48, "end": 20566.120000000003, "text": " 21 out of 99."}, {"start": 20566.120000000003, "end": 20568.960000000003, "text": " Options, controls."}, {"start": 20568.960000000003, "end": 20571.08, "text": " Well, maybe it's a mod you got to download, I guess."}, {"start": 20574.960000000003, "end": 20577.16, "text": " Oh my god, look at all the audio languages."}, {"start": 20577.16, "end": 20579.48, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 20579.48, "end": 20581.48, "text": " German"}, {"start": 20585.0, "end": 20587.0, "text": " The Western Village 2"}, {"start": 20609.48, "end": 20611.48, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20611.48, "end": 20613.48, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 20621.48, "end": 20623.48, "text": " What did he just say?"}, {"start": 20629.48, "end": 20631.48, "text": " Oh, lecker! Oh."}, {"start": 20639.48, "end": 20659.48, "text": " Is it a good VA? Chinese? I don't think there was Chinese. Spanish and French."}, {"start": 20669.48, "end": 20671.48, "text": " Humbla!"}, {"start": 20699.48, "end": 20704.48, "text": " Hello, why is this impossible? Help!"}, {"start": 20707.48, "end": 20710.48, "text": " I will- I shall not plus one."}, {"start": 20712.48, "end": 20713.48, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 20715.48, "end": 20716.48, "text": " Okay, we're good."}, {"start": 20719.48, "end": 20720.48, "text": " Delishu."}, {"start": 20720.48, "end": 20722.48, "text": " Delishu."}, {"start": 20724.48, "end": 20725.48, "text": " Lasagna."}, {"start": 20729.48, "end": 20738.02, "text": " Wait wait I missed the lasagna"}, {"start": 20738.02, "end": 20746.68, "text": " Where is the miss lasagna"}, {"start": 20746.68, "end": 20751.52, "text": " There I see it I think"}, {"start": 20751.52, "end": 20753.52, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 20765.4, "end": 20767.4, "text": " Why is this red"}, {"start": 20781.52, "end": 20792.0, "text": " I'm going back to German for a bit his voice was really deep there"}, {"start": 20811.52, "end": 20813.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20830.84, "end": 20837.48, "text": " Should have been Swedish VA game then if you're here hire me I'll be Garf Swedish VA"}, {"start": 20841.52, "end": 20848.22, "text": " MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"}, {"start": 20848.22, "end": 20852.06, "text": " Perfect. Perfect."}, {"start": 20859.32, "end": 20861.82, "text": " YEEHA!"}, {"start": 20861.82, "end": 20868.82, "text": " Hey Garfield, I know you enjoy your costume."}, {"start": 20868.82, "end": 20872.82, "text": " costume have a chance to have a lot of time not so much platform to hang on to"}, {"start": 20872.82, "end": 20879.82, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna get this guy's side step here."}, {"start": 20895.5, "end": 20897.0, "text": " The song is nice too."}, {"start": 20897.0, "end": 20900.22, "text": " Still the first song of this world was best in the game so far."}, {"start": 20900.22, "end": 20902.22, "text": " That was like the actual banger."}, {"start": 20902.22, "end": 20903.22, "text": " Yahoo!"}, {"start": 20903.22, "end": 20904.22, "text": " Yahoo!"}, {"start": 20904.22, "end": 20905.22, "text": " See, you can't die."}, {"start": 20905.22, "end": 20910.22, "text": " That ain't as I'm stats on IFA 60."}, {"start": 20910.22, "end": 20916.22, "text": " Okay, I'll try some Spanish."}, {"start": 20916.22, "end": 20918.22, "text": " Final one."}, {"start": 20930.22, "end": 20940.22, "text": " Oh, we're on the red already so we can move on and look for the zonius."}, {"start": 20960.22, "end": 20983.84, "text": " Any lasagna probably to the left it would be a lasagna wait oh yeah look at"}, {"start": 20983.84, "end": 20989.6, "text": " that. Arriva! Arriva! I got a third of one nice."}, {"start": 21004.48, "end": 21004.96, "text": " That worked."}, {"start": 21009.84, "end": 21012.4, "text": " Oh wait is that how you're supposed to get that one?"}, {"start": 21013.84, "end": 21016.84, "text": " Or maybe there's multiple ways to do it, I guess."}, {"start": 21026.2, "end": 21028.44, "text": " OOOOOOOH! SPEED!"}, {"start": 21040.04, "end": 21042.04, "text": " Final Lasagna here?"}, {"start": 21042.04, "end": 21047.04, "text": " It's gotta be here. It has to be here."}, {"start": 21058.04, "end": 21062.04, "text": " Lasagna? Yes! We got it all. Now we can beat the stage."}, {"start": 21062.04, "end": 21066.04, "text": " There is no Italian noruski."}, {"start": 21072.04, "end": 21095.120000000003, "text": " Okay, back to English."}, {"start": 21095.120000000003, "end": 21097.32, "text": " Did I make lasagna for dinner today?"}, {"start": 21097.32, "end": 21099.04, "text": " No, I had lasagna a few days ago."}, {"start": 21099.04, "end": 21101.04, "text": " I ate it for like a week straight, so"}, {"start": 21102.0, "end": 21106.4, "text": " Like was it last week or whatever I ate a lot of lasagna. I'm trying to say"}, {"start": 21110.2, "end": 21112.2, "text": " There we go easy"}, {"start": 21113.16, "end": 21119.2, "text": " Thanks car field you found the antidote come on get out of the village before odys and tenants show up"}, {"start": 21120.04, "end": 21124.56, "text": " Garfield do this do that find this hurry. I"}, {"start": 21125.280000000002, "end": 21127.280000000002, "text": " Don't get a moment's peace"}, {"start": 21129.04, "end": 21139.04, "text": " Oh my gosh, it's almost 10 p.m. We're gonna speed this up, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 21139.04, "end": 21159.0, "text": " Okay, we have, uh, this here, heads or tails, total of six lasagnas here."}, {"start": 21219.0, "end": 21244.28, "text": " Where's the second lasagna?"}, {"start": 21244.28, "end": 21246.68, "text": " I don't see any lasagna."}, {"start": 21246.68, "end": 21250.46, "text": " green blob enemies I think they're like broccoli this game is like umpty"}, {"start": 21250.46, "end": 21253.02, "text": " vegetables"}, {"start": 21255.5, "end": 21257.62, "text": " oh here's one"}, {"start": 21257.62, "end": 21261.62, "text": " oh there"}, {"start": 21261.62, "end": 21263.62, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 21269.94, "end": 21271.94, "text": " To yes"}, {"start": 21280.14, "end": 21282.14, "text": " Three"}, {"start": 21283.34, "end": 21285.34, "text": " And we got home eater"}, {"start": 21291.62, "end": 21302.62, "text": " Is he getting the loose food or collectathon?"}, {"start": 21302.62, "end": 21307.62, "text": " Yeah, you just gotta get enough so you hit the red part of the meter."}, {"start": 21307.62, "end": 21309.62, "text": " You see right here."}, {"start": 21309.62, "end": 21313.62, "text": " Then you get three extra lasonias."}, {"start": 21313.62, "end": 21315.62, "text": " The YAMU meter."}, {"start": 21315.62, "end": 21318.62, "text": " It just needs to hit red so you get three extra."}, {"start": 21321.62, "end": 21328.579999999998, "text": " Nice, we're at 34 out of 99 here, here we have western village part 3."}, {"start": 21328.579999999998, "end": 21331.579999999998, "text": " High lovely girl."}, {"start": 21331.579999999998, "end": 21340.42, "text": " Got my 100% of the game, yeah, working on it."}, {"start": 21340.42, "end": 21345.66, "text": " Oh my, secret lasagna here."}, {"start": 21345.66, "end": 21347.66, "text": " I gotta speed it up now, chat."}, {"start": 21347.66, "end": 21350.66, "text": " Time to activate the gamer."}, {"start": 21350.66, "end": 21352.66, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 21353.54, "end": 21355.54, "text": " Yo banger"}, {"start": 21410.66, "end": 21415.78, "text": " I still haven't found Lausagna."}, {"start": 21415.78, "end": 21440.46, "text": " There is only three on this page though."}, {"start": 21440.46, "end": 21442.86, "text": " Yes! Good. I've not missed one."}, {"start": 21450.36, "end": 21452.36, "text": " Yeah, the lasagna haven't been super hidden."}, {"start": 21452.86, "end": 21457.36, "text": " I mean, kids' game. Or, I'm just the gamer. The secret finder gamer."}, {"start": 21463.86, "end": 21466.559999999998, "text": " This is not a- You can tell how long a stage is"}, {"start": 21467.26, "end": 21469.26, "text": " through the Yummo meter, top right."}, {"start": 21469.260000000002, "end": 21477.420000000002, "text": " If it fills up quick it's a very short stage and this one fills up quick."}, {"start": 21477.420000000002, "end": 21498.140000000003, "text": " Well, Calibate makes the fire!"}, {"start": 21498.140000000003, "end": 21504.500000000004, "text": " Oh, thank you!"}, {"start": 21504.5, "end": 21516.74, "text": " All right, we're almost in the red, should be in the red at any moment."}, {"start": 21516.74, "end": 21517.74, "text": " Any secret lasagna here?"}, {"start": 21517.74, "end": 21522.38, "text": " I don't think you need to backtrack for it, I doubt it, kids game."}, {"start": 21522.38, "end": 21532.74, "text": " It's gotta be ahead, let's go."}, {"start": 21532.74, "end": 21534.74, "text": " I can't hear anything so there's 1-1-1!"}, {"start": 21540.24, "end": 21542.74, "text": " We just gotta find the final lasagna."}, {"start": 21552.74, "end": 21554.74, "text": " Ah, hold up, Stack-El Chicken!"}, {"start": 21556.74, "end": 21558.74, "text": " Make sure I don't miss the final lasagna here."}, {"start": 21562.74, "end": 21589.04, "text": " What the fuck Garfield is on Alforno is she be las on"}, {"start": 21589.04, "end": 21593.04, "text": " That's nice though. I'd love to try that."}, {"start": 21600.04, "end": 21606.04, "text": " We can just move it. We don't need any more food. All we need is that one last list on your piece."}, {"start": 21606.04, "end": 21624.0, "text": " I do and I am not a witness to any lasagna here though I'm getting a little bit worried"}, {"start": 21624.0, "end": 21631.0, "text": " It has to be down there."}, {"start": 21631.0, "end": 21644.0, "text": " No, there it is, I see it, alright."}, {"start": 21644.0, "end": 21660.68, "text": " Am I adding a new sub-sass from this game?"}, {"start": 21660.68, "end": 21665.2, "text": " Well, nothing has really struck."}, {"start": 21665.2, "end": 21668.88, "text": " But the music has been absolute banging."}, {"start": 21668.88, "end": 21673.96, "text": " There's two songs that are like legit, like, really good, and the rest has been really"}, {"start": 21673.96, "end": 21675.96, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 21676.7, "end": 21678.7, "text": " That was like it for me"}, {"start": 21703.96, "end": 21705.96, "text": " That means we just missed it!"}, {"start": 21705.96, "end": 21708.96, "text": " I suppose I'm going to have to catch it."}, {"start": 21708.96, "end": 21713.96, "text": " See, money after the death is the theme of this ride, right?"}, {"start": 21714.96, "end": 21716.96, "text": " Why am I looking for her to have everything?"}, {"start": 21717.96, "end": 21718.96, "text": " Alright, nice!"}, {"start": 21718.96, "end": 21720.96, "text": " Another one, done!"}, {"start": 21721.96, "end": 21723.96, "text": " Thanks for the 44s, Taki, thank you!"}, {"start": 21724.96, "end": 21726.96, "text": " Yobkaskiloth is the final boss."}, {"start": 21726.96, "end": 21728.96, "text": " Kostlikot?"}, {"start": 21733.96, "end": 21753.32, "text": " Nice 40 out of 99 moving on to I got a train to catch and then we have a optional stage"}, {"start": 21753.32, "end": 21763.3, "text": " up there okay we gotta go back to John's house soon because we've unlocked a bunch I'm putting"}, {"start": 21763.3, "end": 21770.3, "text": " Wait, let it cook! Let it!"}, {"start": 21793.3, "end": 21797.3, "text": " You're a bit sadistic, you know?"}, {"start": 21797.3, "end": 21802.3, "text": " Haven't you got anything better to do than make me run after a train?"}, {"start": 21802.3, "end": 21805.3, "text": " I can tell. This is going to be fun."}, {"start": 21805.3, "end": 21809.3, "text": " This game is not 50 euros, but this game is 22 euros,"}, {"start": 21809.3, "end": 21813.3, "text": " but right now there's a bundle going on where you get this game"}, {"start": 21813.3, "end": 21817.3, "text": " and Garfield Car Furious Racing for 20 bucks."}, {"start": 21817.3, "end": 21819.3, "text": " For 20 euros."}, {"start": 21819.3, "end": 21821.3, "text": " Oh, how many Lasanias for?"}, {"start": 21840.3, "end": 21842.3, "text": " Gotta make sure we don't miss any Lasanias here."}, {"start": 21849.3, "end": 21860.46, "text": " No lasagna mist over here, right?"}, {"start": 21860.46, "end": 21862.059999999998, "text": " Really doesn't look like it."}, {"start": 21862.059999999998, "end": 21871.739999999998, "text": " Yeah, like they're- yeah, it is!"}, {"start": 21871.739999999998, "end": 21872.899999999998, "text": " It is!"}, {"start": 21872.899999999998, "end": 21875.5, "text": " Uh, no secret lasagna."}, {"start": 21875.5, "end": 21877.5, "text": " We're good, I think."}, {"start": 21877.5, "end": 21904.78, "text": " still no lasagna and there's like four lasagnas on the stage"}, {"start": 21907.5, "end": 21909.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 21920.3, "end": 21922.3, "text": " Where's all the lasagna's at"}, {"start": 21929.46, "end": 21932.18, "text": " Wait, why is he garf whiping when he puts that on"}, {"start": 21937.5, "end": 21962.5, "text": " I'm worried that I haven't found any lasagna yet."}, {"start": 21962.5, "end": 21991.62, "text": " But I don't think I've missed any."}, {"start": 21991.62, "end": 21992.66, "text": " There's a lasagna!"}, {"start": 21993.16, "end": 21994.2, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 22016.539999999997, "end": 22018.14, "text": " Okay, that is the first one, dude."}, {"start": 22021.62, "end": 22024.02, "text": " Oh my god, I'm soft-lawed. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 22025.62, "end": 22030.62, "text": " I'm fucking soft-lawed! Wait, I got an achievement! Stay airborne for 10 seconds!"}, {"start": 22033.62, "end": 22035.62, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 22038.62, "end": 22041.62, "text": " Nooooo!"}, {"start": 22051.62, "end": 22063.98, "text": " fuck we gotta step it up man damn all because I did the skip okay let's go"}, {"start": 22068.059999999998, "end": 22076.18, "text": " what a treat that's not a death that's not a death"}, {"start": 22111.62, "end": 22117.539999999997, "text": " Yeah, the music is glitched out now."}, {"start": 22117.539999999997, "end": 22123.219999999998, "text": " Well, actually, I think it's cooking."}, {"start": 22123.219999999998, "end": 22125.7, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 22125.7, "end": 22134.7, "text": " You'll never get on that train. I've enhanced the security to protect my supply culinary creation."}, {"start": 22134.7, "end": 22137.7, "text": " Cool. I hope there are snacks on board."}, {"start": 22141.7, "end": 22142.7, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 22144.7, "end": 22146.7, "text": " You ready for the rodeo?"}, {"start": 22176.7, "end": 22196.7, "text": " that's all"}, {"start": 22196.7, "end": 22204.7, "text": " that's all"}, {"start": 22204.7, "end": 22210.54, "text": " When did that even happen?"}, {"start": 22210.54, "end": 22219.5, "text": " I'm not sure when that good one happened or whatever it's called."}, {"start": 22219.5, "end": 22221.5, "text": " For as long as it's on this stage."}, {"start": 22221.5, "end": 22234.14, "text": " It's gotta be one over here."}, {"start": 22234.14, "end": 22237.14, "text": " No, it's not live tomorrow except this Monday."}, {"start": 22240.14, "end": 22241.14, "text": " Escape from Monday."}, {"start": 22251.14, "end": 22255.14, "text": " Actually, I might be live on Shimono a bit because I'm trying an IRL setup."}, {"start": 22259.14, "end": 22261.14, "text": " Or my friend Shimono."}, {"start": 22264.14, "end": 22286.1, "text": " Fuck, no lasagna's here, right?"}, {"start": 22286.1, "end": 22287.78, "text": " I don't see one."}, {"start": 22287.78, "end": 22289.54, "text": " I think we're good."}, {"start": 22289.54, "end": 22293.94, "text": " What am I doing on Tuesday?"}, {"start": 22293.94, "end": 22299.78, "text": " I haven't decided yet. I mean there is a certain game releasing on Tuesday or a remaster version."}, {"start": 22299.78, "end": 22302.739999999998, "text": " Was that blood? Or is this blood, by the way? Nah."}, {"start": 22302.74, "end": 22331.74, "text": " Man, where's all the lasagna?"}, {"start": 22331.74, "end": 22361.54, "text": " I'm worried I missed the lasagna and I'm going to have to replay."}, {"start": 22362.5, "end": 22366.22, "text": " Because I'm on the red now and I still only have one lasagna"}, {"start": 22374.34, "end": 22381.66, "text": " Please give me a lasagna, please I deserve a lasagna so I can know if I've missed one or not"}, {"start": 22381.66, "end": 22395.34, "text": " Why is there no lasagnas on this map?"}, {"start": 22395.34, "end": 22399.34, "text": " Oh wait, there has to be one in here."}, {"start": 22399.34, "end": 22401.34, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 22401.34, "end": 22404.22, "text": " Okay, I have not missed one."}, {"start": 22404.22, "end": 22406.22, "text": " Whoo! I got worried."}, {"start": 22413.420000000002, "end": 22417.420000000002, "text": " That's the thing, you don't even need to get Lasagna to beat this game, do you?"}, {"start": 22417.420000000002, "end": 22419.420000000002, "text": " But you're literally just a collectible."}, {"start": 22425.66, "end": 22427.66, "text": " Oh, another Lasagna! Holy three."}, {"start": 22434.22, "end": 22438.22, "text": " The experts say it means you're wasting your life."}, {"start": 22438.22, "end": 22444.22, "text": " I couldn't understand everything, but I'm going to try and help change your destiny."}, {"start": 22444.22, "end": 22447.22, "text": " Well, I'll answer that."}, {"start": 22447.22, "end": 22464.98, "text": " 3. My Sino. A proper reward."}, {"start": 22464.98, "end": 22471.460000000003, "text": " Final is on now we need now. Conquer alive and reloaded? Oh yeah, that's like the remake."}, {"start": 22471.46, "end": 22473.46, "text": " I haven't played that. I love Conker, so..."}, {"start": 22476.46, "end": 22478.46, "text": " ...Banger-ass game."}, {"start": 22483.46, "end": 22486.46, "text": " Okay, make sure we don't miss the final lasagna."}, {"start": 22501.46, "end": 22518.1, "text": " I gotta get over 500 of these? I have, yeah. How is that not an achievement?"}, {"start": 22518.100000000002, "end": 22523.100000000002, "text": " This online multiplayer fun? Never tried it."}, {"start": 22536.100000000002, "end": 22538.100000000002, "text": " Come on, give me the lasagna."}, {"start": 22539.100000000002, "end": 22541.100000000002, "text": " Is the lasagna over here?"}, {"start": 22542.100000000002, "end": 22546.100000000002, "text": " Wait, that takes me to the train. Uh, it's gotta be over here then."}, {"start": 22546.100000000002, "end": 22549.100000000002, "text": " I hear this, yeah."}, {"start": 22560.100000000002, "end": 22564.100000000002, "text": " Boom! Alright, nice. Solid tight."}, {"start": 22576.100000000002, "end": 22578.100000000002, "text": " Alright, leave on."}, {"start": 22589.100000000002, "end": 22593.100000000002, "text": " I'm not missing a single as long, yeah. We have a hundred percented so far."}, {"start": 22593.100000000002, "end": 22600.100000000002, "text": " Okay, after the freshman car and buffet."}, {"start": 22600.100000000002, "end": 22605.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think."}, {"start": 22605.100000000002, "end": 22608.100000000002, "text": " Now, bad Emily."}, {"start": 22608.100000000002, "end": 22609.100000000002, "text": " Yahoo!"}, {"start": 22609.100000000002, "end": 22611.100000000002, "text": " Thanks 47."}, {"start": 22611.100000000002, "end": 22616.100000000002, "text": " Alright, solid."}, {"start": 22616.100000000002, "end": 22619.100000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 22619.100000000002, "end": 22622.100000000002, "text": " Another 7 lasagnas right there."}, {"start": 22626.100000000002, "end": 22631.100000000002, "text": " Optional stage? No, after the next stage. 41 out of 99 here."}, {"start": 22631.100000000002, "end": 22636.100000000002, "text": " All aboard. Oh, there's a lot of las- 8 lasagnas total on this one. Nice."}, {"start": 22636.100000000002, "end": 22638.100000000002, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 22641.100000000002, "end": 22645.100000000002, "text": " There's one additional hidden lasagna every level. No there isn't."}, {"start": 22645.620000000003, "end": 22647.780000000002, "text": " Right Liz honor for lunch and dinner today no"}, {"start": 22649.74, "end": 22651.74, "text": " That"}, {"start": 22651.9, "end": 22656.88, "text": " This should be easy Liz on yes, because this is a very split this looks like a straightforward train level"}, {"start": 22705.100000000002, "end": 22707.100000000002, "text": " Don't worry"}, {"start": 22718.300000000003, "end": 22720.300000000003, "text": " Damn the wall combo"}, {"start": 22722.54, "end": 22725.86, "text": " No lasagna yet is a little bit worrying again"}, {"start": 22727.980000000003, "end": 22733.340000000004, "text": " Because there's a there's a lot of lasagna's here no music. Yeah, sometimes it's just very delayed. I don't know"}, {"start": 22735.100000000002, "end": 22762.800000000003, "text": " Oh mega-burguer."}, {"start": 22762.8, "end": 22764.8, "text": " Not a single is on you know"}, {"start": 22773.0, "end": 22775.0, "text": " No Liz on is inside here"}, {"start": 22778.04, "end": 22781.719999999998, "text": " No shit wait, oh, there's definitely one here"}, {"start": 22787.92, "end": 22789.92, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 22789.920000000002, "end": 22792.920000000002, "text": " Okay, there's one here. Let's see if I missed one or not."}, {"start": 22796.920000000002, "end": 22797.920000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 22800.920000000002, "end": 22802.920000000002, "text": " Now that's gaming."}, {"start": 22811.920000000002, "end": 22814.920000000002, "text": " Okay, most of the guys just decided to kick in."}, {"start": 22849.920000000002, "end": 22856.920000000002, "text": " Any more lasagnas?"}, {"start": 22856.920000000002, "end": 22859.920000000002, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 22859.920000000002, "end": 22870.920000000002, "text": " I'm already on red on this too."}, {"start": 22870.920000000002, "end": 22875.920000000002, "text": " I'm already on red on this, too."}, {"start": 22875.920000000002, "end": 22876.920000000002, "text": " Lasagna."}, {"start": 22876.920000000002, "end": 22881.920000000002, "text": " Oh, you little shit."}, {"start": 22881.920000000002, "end": 22896.84, "text": " Okay, you guys are going up there, okay."}, {"start": 22896.84, "end": 22898.84, "text": " Any lasonias down here?"}, {"start": 22907.84, "end": 22910.84, "text": " Really? No lasonias here?"}, {"start": 22917.84, "end": 22919.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm already maxed out on y'all."}, {"start": 22919.84, "end": 22922.84, "text": " Still missing four lasonias now."}, {"start": 22922.84, "end": 22924.84, "text": " Well, three after this."}, {"start": 22926.84, "end": 22947.08, "text": " where's mom mom mom all those on your piece I know you're here"}, {"start": 22947.08, "end": 22950.940000000002, "text": " Have you guys been dying this game?"}, {"start": 22950.940000000002, "end": 22963.120000000003, "text": " The game has been inconsistent with the deaths."}, {"start": 22963.120000000003, "end": 22973.120000000003, "text": " We have one Amiga confirmed death, that's it."}, {"start": 22973.12, "end": 22984.36, "text": " I get like lasagna anxiety lasagna anxiety"}, {"start": 23003.12, "end": 23020.719999999998, "text": " There's the final piece hopefully this is the third one or second yes right"}, {"start": 23020.72, "end": 23026.48, "text": " Okay, three more but we have not missed one so we are tight for now"}, {"start": 23050.72, "end": 23052.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23066.440000000002, "end": 23071.260000000002, "text": " Was on y'all under me third one yes, sir"}, {"start": 23080.72, "end": 23081.22, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 23087.84, "end": 23088.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 23092.56, "end": 23093.68, "text": " Not good enough."}, {"start": 23094.48, "end": 23096.0, "text": " That's not a plus one!"}, {"start": 23097.0, "end": 23098.0, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 23100.72, "end": 23101.760000000002, "text": " Wait, Lasagna?"}, {"start": 23108.72, "end": 23109.72, "text": " That's a good secret."}, {"start": 23111.600000000002, "end": 23113.100000000002, "text": " Four! Alright."}, {"start": 23114.72, "end": 23115.72, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23129.22, "end": 23130.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 23131.52, "end": 23133.02, "text": " Is that a Taylor Swift pasta?"}, {"start": 23134.22, "end": 23137.02, "text": " One is the actual death count. Maybe."}, {"start": 23137.78, "end": 23144.58, "text": " It's hard to say because this game does that's really weird. Yes, got them all now we can beat the stage"}, {"start": 23154.86, "end": 23156.86, "text": " Here I come"}, {"start": 23167.02, "end": 23174.02, "text": " The driver has lost control, but he's smiling."}, {"start": 23174.02, "end": 23178.02, "text": " This is a dream, right?"}, {"start": 23178.02, "end": 23183.02, "text": " Warning, the list should be abandoned trade card 8."}, {"start": 23183.02, "end": 23188.02, "text": " Hey, wait, was that in the script?"}, {"start": 23188.02, "end": 23192.02, "text": " Oops, last minute change."}, {"start": 23192.02, "end": 23199.02, "text": " Whoops, last minute chain."}, {"start": 23199.02, "end": 23208.02, "text": " Whoops, it's not good to get lingerized for this guard to see the bald spots grow."}, {"start": 23208.02, "end": 23212.02, "text": " Right, thanks for the pie here."}, {"start": 23212.02, "end": 23219.02, "text": " Nice, that's plus eight lasagna, that's a big one, big one."}, {"start": 23219.02, "end": 23227.260000000002, "text": " okay optional stage over here how many lasanias six in total all right we're"}, {"start": 23227.260000000002, "end": 23234.06, "text": " getting there yeah we're going back to John's house when we got all the lasanias"}, {"start": 23234.06, "end": 23239.46, "text": " here I always go back to that the end of a level an end of a world"}, {"start": 23239.46, "end": 23241.46, "text": " Another new one."}, {"start": 23245.46, "end": 23247.46, "text": " A very short stage, this one."}, {"start": 23269.46, "end": 23290.579999999998, "text": " Oh my god sneaky lasagna"}, {"start": 23330.34, "end": 23333.379999999997, "text": " What look the fucking man come on"}, {"start": 23346.76, "end": 23350.3, "text": " Secret lasagna oh my god, okay nice"}, {"start": 23389.46, "end": 23391.46, "text": " I'm not gonna make it."}, {"start": 23397.14, "end": 23399.14, "text": " See you in the end."}, {"start": 23400.46, "end": 23401.46, "text": " BAT!"}, {"start": 23402.66, "end": 23404.66, "text": " Garfield is fucking dead."}, {"start": 23416.739999999998, "end": 23418.739999999998, "text": " That was a surprisingly tight one."}, {"start": 23419.46, "end": 23422.46, "text": " Wait! I am missing a lasagna!"}, {"start": 23426.46, "end": 23427.46, "text": " Oh! Okay!"}, {"start": 23441.46, "end": 23445.46, "text": " Nice! Good! Almost done with his world!"}, {"start": 23449.46, "end": 23472.059999999998, "text": " 61 out of 99. Alright, we're going this way. Off the rails. This has a 9 lason, yes. Holy"}, {"start": 23472.06, "end": 23479.06, "text": " your shit"}, {"start": 23479.940000000002, "end": 23484.940000000002, "text": " are you okay you okay oh my god"}, {"start": 23484.940000000002, "end": 23490.7, "text": " I hate thrill lines it looks like you've landed in a canyon"}, {"start": 23490.7, "end": 23492.9, "text": " good thing you're not on that train anymore"}, {"start": 23492.9, "end": 23496.7, "text": " don't tell me I have to walk all the way to Odie's ranch"}, {"start": 23496.7, "end": 23499.98, "text": " everything was going so well"}, {"start": 23499.98, "end": 23502.48, "text": " Did there really have to be a new twist?"}, {"start": 23502.48, "end": 23504.48, "text": " Come on, Garfield, move it!"}, {"start": 23504.48, "end": 23505.88, "text": " Oh, he's counting on you."}, {"start": 23505.88, "end": 23507.28, "text": " Oh, there he is."}, {"start": 23507.28, "end": 23508.28, "text": " Emotional pressure."}, {"start": 23508.28, "end": 23509.079999999998, "text": " See, sooth there?"}, {"start": 23509.079999999998, "end": 23510.079999999998, "text": " No lasagna."}, {"start": 23510.079999999998, "end": 23511.079999999998, "text": " My favorite motivator."}, {"start": 23517.079999999998, "end": 23522.28, "text": " A blown-up train, the cabin full of sauce and zero lasagna."}, {"start": 23522.28, "end": 23523.28, "text": " It's official."}, {"start": 23523.28, "end": 23525.28, "text": " I get rocked by."}, {"start": 23525.28, "end": 23526.78, "text": " There is a lot of lasagna, though."}, {"start": 23526.78, "end": 23528.28, "text": " This is a big stage."}, {"start": 23529.98, "end": 23555.079999999998, "text": " All right, buddy come here"}, {"start": 23559.98, "end": 23569.98, "text": " Yeah, Infamous at some point would be cool. I never played him."}, {"start": 23569.98, "end": 23573.98, "text": " I don't like a demo way back then."}, {"start": 23580.98, "end": 23584.98, "text": " This is a huge stage. Holy shit."}, {"start": 23589.98, "end": 23600.14, "text": " Oh my god brother."}, {"start": 23600.14, "end": 23610.78, "text": " I need some lasagna."}, {"start": 23610.78, "end": 23614.42, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 23614.42, "end": 23615.42, "text": " So many here."}, {"start": 23615.42, "end": 23619.94, "text": " We need a lot of this food too."}, {"start": 23649.94, "end": 23668.92, "text": " I'm sure I'm looked in a lot of lasagna sir I do not want to miss"}, {"start": 23698.920000000002, "end": 23705.84, "text": " Must be lasagna in this segment. Yeah, I'll fair. Okay. Good to know"}, {"start": 23719.800000000003, "end": 23721.800000000003, "text": " All right, oh here"}, {"start": 23721.8, "end": 23739.8, "text": " Controls are satisfying, yeah. The game is solid. Two? Yes. I feel like I am the garf, you know."}, {"start": 23751.8, "end": 23769.92, "text": " Really makes you feel like a fat fuck, yep."}, {"start": 23769.920000000002, "end": 23771.920000000002, "text": " invisible wall"}, {"start": 23799.920000000002, "end": 23805.760000000002, "text": " really big destroying my train and his entire vpq sauce shipment"}, {"start": 23805.760000000002, "end": 23813.440000000002, "text": " will save your friend. Congratulations! You are now stuck in the middle of the desert."}, {"start": 23813.440000000002, "end": 23817.36, "text": " Must be a uh law shong in there somewhere."}, {"start": 23819.04, "end": 23822.800000000003, "text": " Whoa there! Looks like the mustard went straight to your head."}, {"start": 23829.920000000002, "end": 23835.920000000002, "text": " Lashangna? Really?"}, {"start": 23835.920000000002, "end": 23844.920000000002, "text": " That's a Lashangna. My dad used to say it all the time."}, {"start": 23844.920000000002, "end": 23850.920000000002, "text": " Lashangna. Oh, up there, Lashangna. Nice."}, {"start": 23850.920000000002, "end": 23865.2, "text": " up there so we got a jump up here"}, {"start": 23865.2, "end": 23873.4, "text": " nice three boom"}, {"start": 23873.4, "end": 23874.84, "text": " Good shit, Aroska."}, {"start": 23874.84, "end": 23876.02, "text": " There's lots more."}, {"start": 23876.02, "end": 23877.36, "text": " That Swedish pronunciation?"}, {"start": 23877.36, "end": 23878.68, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23878.68, "end": 23883.84, "text": " Lasani is the Swedish pronunciation."}, {"start": 23883.84, "end": 23884.24, "text": " How am I meant?"}, {"start": 23884.24, "end": 23884.74, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 23884.74, "end": 23887.04, "text": " Yeah, Mouse was actually the first boss."}, {"start": 23890.600000000002, "end": 23894.4, "text": " I'm on the third boss soon."}, {"start": 23894.4, "end": 23895.4, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 23903.4, "end": 23920.800000000003, "text": " might be a let's see yeah you can go through here"}, {"start": 23920.8, "end": 23949.6, "text": " Yes, okay. Up there? Okay. Can I cook? Can I cook here? No cheating? Okay, that's only"}, {"start": 23949.600000000002, "end": 23951.600000000002, "text": " because I tried to cook though."}, {"start": 23959.600000000002, "end": 23961.600000000002, "text": " 3v3 plus 1."}, {"start": 23962.600000000002, "end": 23964.600000000002, "text": " Wait, I think we can cheat this."}, {"start": 23966.600000000002, "end": 23968.600000000002, "text": " Let me see. Can you actually cheat this lasagna?"}, {"start": 23979.600000000002, "end": 23994.600000000002, "text": " I don't know, it's tough."}, {"start": 23994.600000000002, "end": 24000.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24000.36, "end": 24003.2, "text": " I can't really, like, get my ass."}, {"start": 24003.2, "end": 24008.2, "text": " I can't really get my camera up there."}, {"start": 24008.2, "end": 24010.88, "text": " Little Garfield Odyssey, same dude, same."}, {"start": 24011.88, "end": 24014.68, "text": " How are we on the food meter? Okay, it's really looking good."}, {"start": 24019.440000000002, "end": 24021.12, "text": " Nice, almost full."}, {"start": 24022.04, "end": 24023.04, "text": " Or red."}, {"start": 24038.2, "end": 24048.2, "text": " That is not a plus one!"}, {"start": 24048.2, "end": 24049.2, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 24049.2, "end": 24051.68, "text": " I'd never hit this plus one!"}, {"start": 24051.68, "end": 24060.68, "text": " Is that lasagna or is this lasagna?"}, {"start": 24060.68, "end": 24070.760000000002, "text": " Okay, this is where I'm supposed to go, I'm certain."}, {"start": 24070.760000000002, "end": 24072.4, "text": " There's Lasagna."}, {"start": 24072.4, "end": 24074.4, "text": " Penultimate Lasagna."}, {"start": 24074.4, "end": 24075.4, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 24075.4, "end": 24088.920000000002, "text": " How's it looking on the Yummometer?"}, {"start": 24088.920000000002, "end": 24097.02, "text": " Hey you idle thanks for the 43. Got my hat jumping on when rolling yeah."}, {"start": 24097.02, "end": 24104.480000000003, "text": " Okay we're good we just need to get the final large argument."}, {"start": 24104.48, "end": 24130.899999999998, "text": " Now, where is it is the question?"}, {"start": 24130.899999999998, "end": 24131.899999999998, "text": " Probably up here, right?"}, {"start": 24131.9, "end": 24133.9, "text": " It's gotta be."}, {"start": 24140.54, "end": 24142.54, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24161.9, "end": 24187.06, "text": " What is happening you fucking hell Jesus"}, {"start": 24187.06, "end": 24191.06, "text": " Finally! A proper reward!"}, {"start": 24217.06, "end": 24219.620000000003, "text": " All right, let's go in before game crash"}, {"start": 24227.58, "end": 24229.58, "text": " We're good we got everything"}, {"start": 24235.5, "end": 24241.9, "text": " To stream garford not enough we're almost done with this world here. I think we have"}, {"start": 24247.06, "end": 24249.06, "text": " There's all on right"}, {"start": 24253.22, "end": 24258.940000000002, "text": " Let's see we have 70 out of 99 there's another seven here, and then that one"}, {"start": 24259.300000000003, "end": 24261.300000000003, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 24261.5, "end": 24263.5, "text": " For too many I"}, {"start": 24263.98, "end": 24265.98, "text": " Believe it's four worlds"}, {"start": 24266.38, "end": 24268.38, "text": " Think so"}, {"start": 24268.940000000002, "end": 24270.940000000002, "text": " Everyone after Garfield"}, {"start": 24277.06, "end": 24279.06, "text": " Thanks like black dog."}, {"start": 24307.06, "end": 24327.300000000003, "text": " I need lasolanias though nice"}, {"start": 24337.06, "end": 24339.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24345.7, "end": 24352.640000000003, "text": " Ever play captain claw as a kid. Yeah another design over here"}, {"start": 24352.64, "end": 24367.079999999998, "text": " Okay, the guitar"}, {"start": 24382.64, "end": 24392.64, "text": " not these!"}, {"start": 24392.64, "end": 24401.32, "text": " what the hell?"}, {"start": 24431.32, "end": 24455.56, "text": " Lasagna over there. No. But there is a suit here."}, {"start": 24455.56, "end": 24457.56, "text": " I get sure we don't miss any lasagna"}, {"start": 24462.16, "end": 24468.84, "text": " Clauseware and each fanbase to make the game playable in one system is a better one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know I think I have it on my PC"}, {"start": 24469.120000000003, "end": 24471.120000000003, "text": " If I was gonna scream it"}, {"start": 24474.88, "end": 24476.88, "text": " I'm winning I'm winning"}, {"start": 24479.800000000003, "end": 24483.120000000003, "text": " Oh surely not wait, okay, I see let me cook"}, {"start": 24483.12, "end": 24489.12, "text": " There is a lasagna here above me. Allow me to cook."}, {"start": 24509.12, "end": 24511.12, "text": " This song is insanely good."}, {"start": 24513.12, "end": 24521.039999999997, "text": " We got a hit right on this and then"}, {"start": 24522.879999999997, "end": 24529.039999999997, "text": " a little bit behind it."}, {"start": 24559.04, "end": 24576.88, "text": " We need the final lasagna, I don't know where it is."}, {"start": 24576.88, "end": 24579.120000000003, "text": " Come on quick bridge. Let me keep going"}, {"start": 24606.88, "end": 24608.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24617.760000000002, "end": 24621.24, "text": " Would up salad go here the witness peak"}, {"start": 24622.760000000002, "end": 24626.600000000002, "text": " Dave is actually tight. They're like really is tight movement"}, {"start": 24627.280000000002, "end": 24630.84, "text": " And we found some skips and shit. It's actually really fun"}, {"start": 24632.68, "end": 24634.68, "text": " Listen to this bangin track"}, {"start": 24636.88, "end": 24659.0, "text": " We need that final lasagna, man."}, {"start": 24659.0, "end": 24660.0, "text": " Are we on red?"}, {"start": 24660.0, "end": 24661.0, "text": " Here?"}, {"start": 24661.0, "end": 24662.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 24662.0, "end": 24663.0, "text": " We're done."}, {"start": 24663.0, "end": 24665.0, "text": " We just need to find that final one."}, {"start": 24665.0, "end": 24667.0, "text": " The Cherifody!"}, {"start": 24672.0, "end": 24674.0, "text": " Do you think that's gonna slow me down?"}, {"start": 24678.0, "end": 24679.0, "text": " Lasagna, Lasagna?"}, {"start": 24679.0, "end": 24681.0, "text": " All of this just works."}, {"start": 24682.0, "end": 24684.0, "text": " There's a QR code on that."}, {"start": 24684.0, "end": 24694.0, "text": " I don't know what to do with him."}, {"start": 24694.0, "end": 24704.0, "text": " I don't know what to do with him."}, {"start": 24704.0, "end": 24722.32, "text": " Lasagna, yes."}, {"start": 24722.32, "end": 24724.28, "text": " Now we can just finish the stage."}, {"start": 24724.28, "end": 24727.08, "text": " No, game is still fun."}, {"start": 24727.08, "end": 24731.72, "text": " I'm just trying to like 100% it before time is too late."}, {"start": 24731.72, "end": 24733.72, "text": " You know, I'm like on the clock, you know?"}, {"start": 24733.72, "end": 24735.72, "text": " I'm trying to speedrun."}, {"start": 24737.72, "end": 24739.72, "text": " It's fun, when the movement clicks, it's like,"}, {"start": 24739.72, "end": 24741.72, "text": " it's satisfying."}, {"start": 24742.72, "end": 24744.72, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 24755.72, "end": 24756.72, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 24762.68, "end": 24764.68, "text": " We're almost done with this world here"}, {"start": 24767.64, "end": 24769.64, "text": " We're already got a rink roll twice today"}, {"start": 24778.72, "end": 24784.64, "text": " Monday tomorrow we keep not gonna be live it will not on this channel at least I might be live on the other channel cuz I need to"}, {"start": 24784.64, "end": 24786.64, "text": " Test the RL setup for the weekend"}, {"start": 24791.72, "end": 24798.72, "text": " Plus seven."}, {"start": 24798.72, "end": 24808.600000000002, "text": " Classic, the spider cat."}, {"start": 24808.600000000002, "end": 24809.600000000002, "text": " That's sick."}, {"start": 24809.600000000002, "end": 24810.600000000002, "text": " Plus six there."}, {"start": 24810.600000000002, "end": 24811.600000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24811.600000000002, "end": 24812.600000000002, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 24812.600000000002, "end": 24819.0, "text": " There's 99 lasagnas on this world, quite a lot."}, {"start": 24819.0, "end": 24820.88, "text": " Way more than on the second world."}, {"start": 24820.88, "end": 24825.56, "text": " the first world had like a hundred and nine. Alright, what do we got here? The"}, {"start": 24825.56, "end": 24827.88, "text": " spider cat?"}, {"start": 24836.08, "end": 24841.08, "text": " It's on the weekend. Riddle giveaway. I'm going there with Salad and a few others."}, {"start": 24841.08, "end": 24846.2, "text": " And they have a treetop course there, which is one of my charity goals. So I'm"}, {"start": 24846.2, "end": 24854.84, "text": " gonna stream the treetop course. Fucking zip line and stuff."}, {"start": 24856.96, "end": 24860.760000000002, "text": " The control is finished, yeah."}, {"start": 24890.760000000002, "end": 24897.760000000002, "text": " Let's open the air like you can stand on it."}, {"start": 24920.760000000002, "end": 24931.480000000003, "text": " okay lasagna nice oh fuck it's pieces too though one of their one of the day"}, {"start": 24931.480000000003, "end": 24933.88, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 24936.000000000004, "end": 24940.68, "text": " to lasagna pieces are we looking on the meter"}, {"start": 24940.68, "end": 24945.68, "text": " I'm not ready yet. It's probably fine."}, {"start": 24950.68, "end": 24953.68, "text": " This is a step above Odyssey? True."}, {"start": 24953.68, "end": 24972.68, "text": " what engine is this game probably Unreal Engine right"}, {"start": 24974.68, "end": 24978.68, "text": " final is on you and we're red so we're good"}, {"start": 24979.44, "end": 24981.44, "text": " Garf engine, yeah"}, {"start": 24996.2, "end": 25005.16, "text": " Yeah, I think there's one more stage or maybe two one main and one one optional"}, {"start": 25008.68, "end": 25012.3, "text": " Right there off the list of things I never want to do."}, {"start": 25012.3, "end": 25013.3, "text": " Are you on engine 4?"}, {"start": 25016.18, "end": 25018.18, "text": " 83 out of 99."}, {"start": 25018.18, "end": 25019.94, "text": " Now, yeah, yeah, there's two more."}, {"start": 25019.94, "end": 25021.14, "text": " One more here."}, {"start": 25021.14, "end": 25021.82, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 25021.82, "end": 25023.58, "text": " 10 lasagnas."}, {"start": 25023.58, "end": 25025.38, "text": " And then there's going to be six on that blue one,"}, {"start": 25025.38, "end": 25026.82, "text": " and then it's boss fight, yeah."}, {"start": 25034.9, "end": 25037.7, "text": " Yeah, Gidfie's back for this stream."}, {"start": 25037.7, "end": 25042.940000000002, "text": " barbecue party all right a lot of this this is the most as on this we've ever"}, {"start": 25042.940000000002, "end": 25045.98, "text": " had on the stage I think"}, {"start": 25051.98, "end": 25057.260000000002, "text": " this is supposed to be his barbecue seven lasagnas in one stage"}, {"start": 25057.260000000002, "end": 25061.06, "text": " is it just me is it boring here"}, {"start": 25061.06, "end": 25064.54, "text": " Odie should be starting his giant barbecue soon his lieutenants already"}, {"start": 25064.54, "end": 25068.54, "text": " rounded up most of the meat chops but there should still be some around find"}, {"start": 25068.54, "end": 25072.54, "text": " them spray them with my antidote then toss them on the barbecue so oh"}, {"start": 25072.54, "end": 25078.22, "text": " fuck now I'm hunting steaks he loves my son hilarious"}, {"start": 25078.22, "end": 25083.98, "text": " he's fighting the team I don't have to trick a dog into eating medicine"}, {"start": 25083.98, "end": 25087.98, "text": " it's 10 totally asked seven on the stage"}, {"start": 25087.98, "end": 25093.02, "text": " was there eight on one stage before no way was it"}, {"start": 25094.54, "end": 25105.9, "text": " I had an 11 total, I did."}, {"start": 25135.9, "end": 25156.9, "text": " This level is very big."}, {"start": 25156.9, "end": 25181.620000000003, "text": " I am a little bit worried about this stage because it is very big."}, {"start": 25181.620000000003, "end": 25183.5, "text": " Why did I hear a lasagna sound here?"}, {"start": 25183.5, "end": 25187.98, "text": " probably above me right it's gonna be"}, {"start": 25188.86, "end": 25193.7, "text": " it goes like most enemies members is yep"}, {"start": 25196.42, "end": 25211.1, "text": " no it's a boy in okay lasagna nice I haven't missed one it's just this world"}, {"start": 25211.100000000002, "end": 25215.54, "text": " you can go we never path we want it looks like"}, {"start": 25219.06, "end": 25228.100000000002, "text": " I know I have not missed one because I need to get back there and do the roller"}, {"start": 25228.100000000002, "end": 25232.660000000003, "text": " Coastal later. You also have this like there's a whole barbecue area there."}, {"start": 25248.980000000003, "end": 25252.340000000004, "text": " What the fuck? Oh you can go here. Nice."}, {"start": 25258.100000000002, "end": 25278.22, "text": " Here's another one. Well, four pieces! Fuck."}, {"start": 25288.100000000002, "end": 25295.100000000002, "text": " one"}, {"start": 25295.100000000002, "end": 25302.100000000002, "text": " one"}, {"start": 25302.100000000002, "end": 25309.100000000002, "text": " two"}, {"start": 25309.100000000002, "end": 25317.100000000002, "text": " three"}, {"start": 25318.100000000002, "end": 25328.100000000002, "text": " There's a second one now."}, {"start": 25328.100000000002, "end": 25334.100000000002, "text": " Oh mama."}, {"start": 25334.100000000002, "end": 25338.100000000002, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 25338.100000000002, "end": 25343.100000000002, "text": " Burger."}, {"start": 25343.100000000002, "end": 25350.100000000002, "text": " Come on, Chops. Come to Uncle Garfield."}, {"start": 25350.100000000002, "end": 25352.100000000002, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 25352.100000000002, "end": 25354.100000000002, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 25354.100000000002, "end": 25356.100000000002, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 25356.100000000002, "end": 25359.100000000002, "text": " Delicious."}, {"start": 25359.100000000002, "end": 25363.100000000002, "text": " Garfield riding the meat, yeah."}, {"start": 25363.100000000002, "end": 25365.100000000002, "text": " What? Sure not."}, {"start": 25373.100000000002, "end": 25379.660000000003, "text": " I hope I didn't eat one of them, yes."}, {"start": 25379.660000000003, "end": 25388.920000000002, "text": " Only two chops left to cook, alright."}, {"start": 25388.920000000002, "end": 25392.74, "text": " So we did that part, looks done."}, {"start": 25392.74, "end": 25397.86, "text": " Then we go this part."}, {"start": 25397.86, "end": 25402.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25402.86, "end": 25407.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25407.86, "end": 25412.86, "text": " Yeah, please."}, {"start": 25412.86, "end": 25417.86, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 25417.86, "end": 25422.86, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 25422.86, "end": 25434.260000000002, "text": " It's got to be a yeah, it's a movie get up there good"}, {"start": 25448.9, "end": 25450.4, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 25450.4, "end": 25454.800000000003, "text": " Four yes perfect real treasure"}, {"start": 25467.600000000002, "end": 25473.760000000002, "text": " Some burgers nice almost in the yellow activate this"}, {"start": 25474.72, "end": 25477.58, "text": " This is his stuff get the tunnel"}, {"start": 25480.4, "end": 25485.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, there's gotta be a boot to get in here."}, {"start": 25485.480000000003, "end": 25487.480000000003, "text": " I mean, Amazon, yeah."}, {"start": 25487.480000000003, "end": 25488.480000000003, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 25488.480000000003, "end": 25489.480000000003, "text": " There is one."}, {"start": 25489.480000000003, "end": 25498.480000000003, "text": " Pretty sure I could just cheat my way through this, but I need these."}, {"start": 25498.480000000003, "end": 25499.480000000003, "text": " Delicious."}, {"start": 25499.480000000003, "end": 25500.480000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 25500.480000000003, "end": 25501.480000000003, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 25501.48, "end": 25508.48, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 25508.48, "end": 25511.48, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 25511.48, "end": 25516.48, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 25516.48, "end": 25519.48, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 25519.48, "end": 25522.48, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 25522.48, "end": 25525.48, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 25525.48, "end": 25528.48, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 25528.48, "end": 25540.56, "text": " Get into the yellow nice only need a few more lasagna's I think three"}, {"start": 25544.56, "end": 25548.28, "text": " We're doing golf crap in this game. No, I don't think there'll be any time for it"}, {"start": 25558.48, "end": 25561.44, "text": " We are almost done with his world, but there should be one more."}, {"start": 25563.92, "end": 25570.8, "text": " Could be very short though. Looking at these stuff you unlock at Johns? There's like,"}, {"start": 25571.44, "end": 25575.04, "text": " there's a lock like everything at Johns, so yeah, we'll see."}, {"start": 25577.6, "end": 25579.52, "text": " These drops better be tender."}, {"start": 25588.48, "end": 25604.32, "text": " you're not miss too many of these we need them we should be fine though"}, {"start": 25604.32, "end": 25609.64, "text": " I hope you like your meat on the burnt side and your sauce extra greasy"}, {"start": 25622.64, "end": 25629.56, "text": " So you can't go back here, that's nice. We need just the final tool is final tool is on us"}, {"start": 25634.32, "end": 25638.32, "text": " I think I just saw one up there."}, {"start": 25644.32, "end": 25648.32, "text": " Is this a kids game? Yep."}, {"start": 25652.32, "end": 25655.32, "text": " Secret."}, {"start": 25655.32, "end": 25657.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25659.92, "end": 25662.64, "text": " Law shogunate no no wash"}, {"start": 25672.04, "end": 25681.22, "text": " We're close to being in the red then we got that done and we just gotta find law shogunate. I see one. There's one right above me"}, {"start": 25685.32, "end": 25702.54, "text": " I'm afraid the game is gonna like crash when I do these maybe I shouldn't do skips"}, {"start": 25702.54, "end": 25704.54, "text": " So"}, {"start": 25714.98, "end": 25720.0, "text": " Final wash on here. Yes, I see it. Okay good"}, {"start": 25720.0, "end": 25744.32, "text": " All right now we can finish the stage"}, {"start": 25750.0, "end": 25765.96, "text": " Same line as when you died to be honest I don't even think you can die in this"}, {"start": 25765.96, "end": 25772.68, "text": " game but yeah you can lose all your health but it's just like anything else"}, {"start": 25780.0, "end": 25782.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 25784.2, "end": 25787.8, "text": " Say I'm dumb like 74 brother"}, {"start": 25810.0, "end": 25834.0, "text": " Final meat ride, let's go! Wait, if you lose all health you restart from start on level, but you keep everything you collected. I don't think so. I've lost all my health once. Oh wait, did it restart my level when I did that? No, I don't think it does."}, {"start": 25840.0, "end": 25849.56, "text": " gentlemen how do I do now I did well then my death is correct what are you"}, {"start": 25849.56, "end": 25857.28, "text": " doing with my meat yes I also speak dog got a problem with that meow meow I"}, {"start": 25857.28, "end": 25863.84, "text": " understand him perfectly no translation needed oh come on let's wake up and get"}, {"start": 25863.84, "end": 25866.96, "text": " out of this heinous dream hold it right there"}, {"start": 25866.96, "end": 25870.96, "text": " oh hey"}, {"start": 25875.84, "end": 25882.96, "text": " this is juliani makes 56"}, {"start": 25893.84, "end": 25910.12, "text": " He's riding him collect a total of 10,000 snacks holy shit"}, {"start": 25910.12, "end": 25924.36, "text": " Okay, one optional stage now, and then it's the boss fight, and then this world is done,"}, {"start": 25924.36, "end": 25926.8, "text": " and then we'll see the final world."}, {"start": 25926.8, "end": 25929.6, "text": " I believe there is four."}, {"start": 25929.6, "end": 25932.16, "text": " Uh, should be six here, yes."}, {"start": 25932.16, "end": 25935.039999999997, "text": " This is all good things, so, so, so."}, {"start": 25935.04, "end": 25942.04, "text": " This is on ya for a total of 99 in BBQ Desert."}, {"start": 25945.88, "end": 25948.16, "text": " Sigurla's on ya in the beginning?"}, {"start": 25948.16, "end": 25955.16, "text": " They've only done that once and I think it was the first stage."}, {"start": 25965.04, "end": 25980.04, "text": " Okay, but I need a lasagna."}, {"start": 25980.04, "end": 25984.68, "text": " I see one lasagna there."}, {"start": 25984.68, "end": 25991.24, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 25991.24, "end": 25994.24, "text": " This one? Good stuff."}, {"start": 26012.24, "end": 26013.24, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 26013.24, "end": 26022.640000000003, "text": " I was good to it's good some phone 3d platformer man"}, {"start": 26031.36, "end": 26033.36, "text": " Wait does that restart my meats"}, {"start": 26037.640000000003, "end": 26039.640000000003, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 26040.600000000002, "end": 26042.600000000002, "text": " It restarts the whole meat"}, {"start": 26043.24, "end": 26067.24, "text": " That's not me. Oh my god, let me focus."}, {"start": 26067.24, "end": 26074.24, "text": " this is surprisingly hard."}, {"start": 26074.24, "end": 26076.24, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26094.960000000003, "end": 26100.460000000003, "text": " No, that was not a deck that what the fuck"}, {"start": 26104.24, "end": 26112.88, "text": " What oh, yeah, you got prison team. I keep jumping on it"}, {"start": 26127.68, "end": 26129.960000000003, "text": " Hey, we're ready. We just got to get the losses on you"}, {"start": 26134.24, "end": 26159.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 26159.24, "end": 26166.24, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 26166.24, "end": 26174.24, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 26174.24, "end": 26175.24, "text": " Close fight."}, {"start": 26175.24, "end": 26176.24, "text": " Bad 2 shade."}, {"start": 26176.24, "end": 26177.24, "text": " Thanks for the 19."}, {"start": 26177.24, "end": 26178.24, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 26178.24, "end": 26179.24, "text": " Oh, I get an achievement."}, {"start": 26179.24, "end": 26186.24, "text": " Complete all the side levels and barbicades and get all the zonis and barbicades."}, {"start": 26186.24, "end": 26187.24, "text": " Yeah back to house now."}, {"start": 26187.24, "end": 26189.24, "text": " Let's see what we got."}, {"start": 26195.800000000003, "end": 26199.02, "text": " The reowner thinks they ate. Let's visit Yongsaos."}, {"start": 26206.960000000003, "end": 26209.52, "text": " Dude, that's everything here."}, {"start": 26214.68, "end": 26216.68, "text": " That's everything!"}, {"start": 26217.24, "end": 26225.4, "text": " We have everything in the house!"}, {"start": 26225.4, "end": 26227.280000000002, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 26227.280000000002, "end": 26231.320000000003, "text": " It's kind of nice."}, {"start": 26231.320000000003, "end": 26238.52, "text": " What about here?"}, {"start": 26238.52, "end": 26240.68, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 26240.68, "end": 26245.320000000003, "text": " Aw, nice!"}, {"start": 26245.32, "end": 26258.64, "text": " door mat yo you're here"}, {"start": 26258.64, "end": 26270.6, "text": " what do you keep them open what do we have here"}, {"start": 26270.600000000002, "end": 26284.100000000002, "text": " Oh burger with egg on it. Okay. Is that is that a bacon wrapped top of the bun? I think so."}, {"start": 26284.100000000002, "end": 26292.340000000004, "text": " Damn, let's go. I can do the watch here too."}, {"start": 26292.34, "end": 26306.68, "text": " I like seeing the dates okay buffering raw bacon's here so we have nothing else to unlock"}, {"start": 26306.68, "end": 26316.16, "text": " here now I'm curious what the final world is okay not sure this okay garthing"}, {"start": 26316.16, "end": 26331.96, "text": " from this okay I don't it's a bit too much garf here in the bathroom the whole bathroom"}, {"start": 26331.96, "end": 26351.899999999998, "text": " There's only one we have left if you look in the bottom there's only one damn"}, {"start": 26351.9, "end": 26366.620000000003, "text": " Hey, grok says thanks for the town. Thank you. All right, let's go boss fight desert duel I guess it was a"}, {"start": 26366.62, "end": 26383.62, "text": " I'm not live tomorrow but it's Monday, I'm not on this channel, I might do an IRL test"}, {"start": 26383.62, "end": 26390.7, "text": " for the weekend."}, {"start": 26390.7, "end": 26391.7, "text": " Last stage Monday stage?"}, {"start": 26391.7, "end": 26394.059999999998, "text": " Yeah I think it is, yeah."}, {"start": 26394.06, "end": 26401.06, "text": " because there's no more collectibles to get to unlock at least so"}, {"start": 26403.780000000002, "end": 26406.780000000002, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 26408.34, "end": 26411.34, "text": " dude, do husk"}, {"start": 26411.34, "end": 26414.34, "text": " do husk, please"}, {"start": 26424.06, "end": 26430.32, "text": " Why is this insane? What the fuck? I'm gonna die"}, {"start": 26447.420000000002, "end": 26450.7, "text": " So what do you think of that out of dope buddy"}, {"start": 26454.06, "end": 26456.06, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 26469.260000000002, "end": 26471.260000000002, "text": " Oh shoot"}, {"start": 26471.260000000002, "end": 26477.500000000004, "text": " Moving wait. I haven't finished eating. Oh, quick grab as much food as you can"}, {"start": 26481.660000000003, "end": 26485.24, "text": " That's not the final boss, I think the final boss is now it's Monday"}, {"start": 26486.22, "end": 26493.480000000003, "text": " Chef Monday finish barbecue desert. Is everything okay dessert? No dessert woke up. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 26497.06, "end": 26499.960000000003, "text": " Garfield come eat with us. We're waiting for you"}, {"start": 26501.260000000002, "end": 26507.260000000002, "text": " Look! A nice, tasty lasagna. Just the way you like it."}, {"start": 26507.260000000002, "end": 26510.260000000002, "text": " Oh, what's up Garfield? Not hungry?"}, {"start": 26511.260000000002, "end": 26514.260000000002, "text": " Hey! We made it specially for you!"}, {"start": 26516.260000000002, "end": 26520.260000000002, "text": " Not giving my cooking credit, Garfield?"}, {"start": 26521.260000000002, "end": 26525.260000000002, "text": " Please, no, this can't be happening!"}, {"start": 26526.260000000002, "end": 26529.260000000002, "text": " No. You really thought you'd broken up?"}, {"start": 26529.260000000002, "end": 26530.260000000002, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 26530.260000000002, "end": 26532.260000000002, "text": " VEGETARIAN LISABIA"}, {"start": 26549.260000000002, "end": 26551.260000000002, "text": " Mondays then, yeah."}, {"start": 26551.260000000002, "end": 26553.260000000002, "text": " So there is no, like, final world."}, {"start": 26554.260000000002, "end": 26555.260000000002, "text": " Just gotta be Monday."}, {"start": 26555.260000000002, "end": 26557.260000000002, "text": " I-I figured it would be something like that"}, {"start": 26557.260000000002, "end": 26558.260000000002, "text": " when you looked at it from like the books."}, {"start": 26558.260000000002, "end": 26560.260000000002, "text": " In the house."}, {"start": 26569.260000000002, "end": 26571.260000000002, "text": " What is this song?"}, {"start": 26579.260000000002, "end": 26582.260000000002, "text": " All the friends are coming together!"}, {"start": 26588.260000000002, "end": 26590.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26618.260000000002, "end": 26638.260000000002, "text": " I need healing."}, {"start": 26638.260000000002, "end": 26668.100000000002, "text": " The power of friendship."}, {"start": 26698.100000000002, "end": 26701.100000000002, "text": " Get ready for a free fight!"}, {"start": 26706.100000000002, "end": 26707.100000000002, "text": " I'm near me."}, {"start": 26712.100000000002, "end": 26713.100000000002, "text": " Is that all you got?"}, {"start": 26717.100000000002, "end": 26718.100000000002, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 26720.100000000002, "end": 26721.100000000002, "text": " I'm too slow!"}, {"start": 26721.100000000002, "end": 26723.100000000002, "text": " I control everything here!"}, {"start": 26723.100000000002, "end": 26725.100000000002, "text": " I am the Vikings!"}, {"start": 26726.100000000002, "end": 26727.100000000002, "text": " Wait, there's mouse!"}, {"start": 26728.100000000002, "end": 26750.180000000004, "text": " I want to help too mercy on me not that costume"}, {"start": 26750.18, "end": 26752.18, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 26760.18, "end": 26762.18, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 26776.18, "end": 26778.18, "text": " BAH!"}, {"start": 26780.18, "end": 26787.18, "text": " I'm glad we did it."}, {"start": 26787.18, "end": 26794.18, "text": " I'm glad we did it."}, {"start": 26794.18, "end": 26801.18, "text": " I'm glad we did it."}, {"start": 26801.18, "end": 26822.420000000002, "text": " I think you don't lose any also I'm about to fucking die"}, {"start": 26822.420000000002, "end": 26824.420000000002, "text": " AAAAAHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 26825.420000000002, "end": 26827.420000000002, "text": " OH! OH!"}, {"start": 26841.300000000003, "end": 26843.300000000003, "text": " I SHALL NOT FALTER"}, {"start": 26844.88, "end": 26846.88, "text": " How the fuck will I get back up?"}, {"start": 26852.420000000002, "end": 26863.460000000003, "text": " Wait a fucking minute why do I see his teeth through his nose that's weird"}, {"start": 26863.46, "end": 26873.46, "text": " weird. Wait that is so, that looks so freaky. Look."}, {"start": 26873.46, "end": 26875.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26885.7, "end": 26887.7, "text": " Do it I"}, {"start": 26903.46, "end": 26915.42, "text": " Dude, there's an invisible wall here. I don't want to die. I don't want to take"}, {"start": 26915.42, "end": 26919.899999999998, "text": " the plus one. What if I can get up?"}, {"start": 26921.7, "end": 26930.1, "text": " Well, you see that is a death chat. Wait, wait, I just skipped the face."}, {"start": 26930.100000000002, "end": 26933.100000000002, "text": " It just skipped the entire face!"}, {"start": 26941.100000000002, "end": 26942.100000000002, "text": " Three!"}, {"start": 26960.100000000002, "end": 26965.100000000002, "text": " Okay, be Jeff Monday hell's kitchen"}, {"start": 26969.500000000004, "end": 26971.500000000004, "text": " What a way to wake up"}, {"start": 26972.9, "end": 26978.500000000004, "text": " Getting serious deja vu all over again. Is he gonna check the fridge for lasagna? Oh"}, {"start": 26980.100000000002, "end": 26982.100000000002, "text": " Garfield you're awake"}, {"start": 26983.02, "end": 26989.820000000003, "text": " Finally, I told you John nothing serious just a shock to the taste that if that's even a real thing"}, {"start": 26990.100000000002, "end": 26993.9, "text": " Hey, you're not the ones who were trapped in a horrible nightmare."}, {"start": 26995.2, "end": 26995.9, "text": " Garfield?"}, {"start": 26996.4, "end": 26997.4, "text": " Is something wrong?"}, {"start": 26999.9, "end": 27001.4, "text": " Delicious!"}, {"start": 27002.000000000004, "end": 27003.2, "text": " For a second there."}, {"start": 27003.9, "end": 27005.4, "text": " I thought we had the wrong cat."}, {"start": 27005.9, "end": 27008.500000000004, "text": " And I thought I was about to go on a diet."}, {"start": 27020.100000000002, "end": 27022.100000000002, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 27035.02, "end": 27038.54, "text": " What achievements am I missing here, I'm wondering."}, {"start": 27042.58, "end": 27044.58, "text": " I'm missing seven achievements."}, {"start": 27044.58, "end": 27051.52, "text": " Complete a level in time attack mode, I mean that's super easy."}, {"start": 27051.52, "end": 27056.800000000003, "text": " Bounce of three corn shots in a row, that's easy."}, {"start": 27056.800000000003, "end": 27060.2, "text": " Do a roly-poly for one minute."}, {"start": 27060.2, "end": 27066.600000000002, "text": " Crash into eggplant while riding another eggplant, that's also easy."}, {"start": 27066.600000000002, "end": 27071.68, "text": " Complete all levels in vegetable nightmare in time attack mode, ugh."}, {"start": 27071.68, "end": 27080.84, "text": " Well, it's only complete, you don't have to do all the collectibles."}, {"start": 27080.84, "end": 27087.0, "text": " Completing the levels with all these skips and shit is probably fast."}, {"start": 27087.0, "end": 27098.52, "text": " Yeah, I wonder what the budget was for this."}, {"start": 27098.52, "end": 27100.52, "text": " stuff for you I think it's for anniversary"}, {"start": 27118.36, "end": 27121.24, "text": " there's like goals for time attack mode on every stage"}, {"start": 27122.760000000002, "end": 27124.12, "text": " I don't know it's like 76"}, {"start": 27124.12, "end": 27129.2, "text": " I there was like three thought three thought three songs that really stood out"}, {"start": 27132.32, "end": 27134.32, "text": " They were like legit super good"}, {"start": 27140.12, "end": 27146.559999999998, "text": " Oh, yo glass figure, let me check your little curry banana curry lasagna"}, {"start": 27147.52, "end": 27149.52, "text": " what"}, {"start": 27149.52, "end": 27153.52, "text": " Sofrito pancetta wine, the usual suspect."}, {"start": 27153.52, "end": 27157.52, "text": " Red lentils cause I had no minced meat, but wait."}, {"start": 27157.52, "end": 27160.52, "text": " The tomato sauce is seasoned with curry,"}, {"start": 27160.52, "end": 27163.52, "text": " and the bechamel has one mashed banana,"}, {"start": 27163.52, "end": 27167.52, "text": " and you guessed it, an unholy amount of curry powder."}, {"start": 27167.52, "end": 27169.52, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 27169.52, "end": 27173.52, "text": " Traditionally layered and topped, of course, with sliced nanners."}, {"start": 27173.52, "end": 27177.52, "text": " And more curry powder, looks less yellow in the pig for whatever reason."}, {"start": 27179.52, "end": 27188.12, "text": " So obviously I made this as a joke expecting it to be mediocre."}, {"start": 27188.12, "end": 27195.3, "text": " The flavor profile doesn't work in theory, but this is pretty legit, 7.5 out of 10, okay."}, {"start": 27195.3, "end": 27198.32, "text": " I would definitely eat it though."}, {"start": 27198.32, "end": 27202.32, "text": " I'm really curious about it."}, {"start": 27202.32, "end": 27203.6, "text": " Yow, Mika!"}, {"start": 27219.76, "end": 27222.32, "text": " Jodin, make 57 out, thank you!"}, {"start": 27222.32, "end": 27233.4, "text": " actually solid guy solid ass gorf game not like that fucking driving game young"}, {"start": 27233.4, "end": 27236.36, "text": " blood x53"}, {"start": 27236.36, "end": 27241.2, "text": " in here at elege as please permanently ban this heat this is an"}, {"start": 27241.2, "end": 27244.2, "text": " abomination that should not exist."}, {"start": 27248.2, "end": 27250.2, "text": " What am I supposed to do?"}, {"start": 27250.2, "end": 27252.2, "text": " On a Sunday?"}, {"start": 27262.2, "end": 27265.2, "text": " What if there's a cool horror game?"}, {"start": 27265.2, "end": 27275.72, "text": " I wonder if this game's OST is on Spotify or something."}, {"start": 27275.72, "end": 27278.84, "text": " Hey, you."}, {"start": 27278.84, "end": 27286.04, "text": " Garfield escape from Monday."}, {"start": 27286.04, "end": 27289.64, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 27289.64, "end": 27291.68, "text": " None!"}, {"start": 27291.68, "end": 27293.68, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 27293.68, "end": 27300.18, "text": " None! Fuck! It's on YouTube? Okay nice. The hollowing demo is interesting? What's that?"}, {"start": 27305.18, "end": 27307.18, "text": " Da buh buh buh buh"}, {"start": 27308.68, "end": 27312.18, "text": " Oh yeah, this was that airplane one. This thing's really weird."}, {"start": 27314.18, "end": 27315.18, "text": " It's very weird."}, {"start": 27318.18, "end": 27323.18, "text": " Fuck it, you really want a cart? Okay, fine. I mean, might as well make it."}, {"start": 27323.68, "end": 27325.68, "text": " Full ass fucking garf day"}, {"start": 27353.68, "end": 27364.84, "text": " oh yeah lobby fix shit you're right let me get lobby fix"}, {"start": 27364.84, "end": 27371.920000000002, "text": " understore not live tomorrow to free sales Monday I got some stuff to prep for"}, {"start": 27371.920000000002, "end": 27379.16, "text": " well first for the home and second for the weekend an IRL stream I'm doing"}, {"start": 27379.16, "end": 27385.72, "text": " on Saturday. It was one of the charity goals. What am I? Garfield? Yeah, there it is. It's"}, {"start": 27385.72, "end": 27399.76, "text": " like game, select, lobby glitch, fix, play, done. Jersey, thanks tier 231. Oh, thank"}, {"start": 27399.760000000002, "end": 27402.760000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 27402.760000000002, "end": 27405.38, "text": " Alright, what is this?"}, {"start": 27405.38, "end": 27406.760000000002, "text": " This is from the cartoon."}, {"start": 27406.760000000002, "end": 27408.760000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 27416.920000000002, "end": 27418.920000000002, "text": " Keep on keeping keep on"}, {"start": 27420.04, "end": 27422.04, "text": " Thank you, don't give me bonk"}, {"start": 27436.760000000002, "end": 27443.760000000002, "text": " I'm Binky the Clown. Is this the home of Mrs. Edna Fogarty?"}, {"start": 27443.760000000002, "end": 27444.760000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 27444.760000000002, "end": 27449.760000000002, "text": " I'm here to wish her a happy 97th birthday."}, {"start": 27449.760000000002, "end": 27453.760000000002, "text": " If he does, Edna won't make 98th."}, {"start": 27453.760000000002, "end": 27457.760000000002, "text": " Happy birthday, happy birthday. What'd he do? What'd he do?"}, {"start": 27457.760000000002, "end": 27459.760000000002, "text": " Now you're doing a pleasant opening of your present."}, {"start": 27459.760000000002, "end": 27463.760000000002, "text": " Just for you, just for you. Happy birthday, happy..."}, {"start": 27463.760000000002, "end": 27483.640000000003, "text": " Okay, why are you so savage though?"}, {"start": 27483.64, "end": 27486.64, "text": " I'm in dem audio."}, {"start": 27486.64, "end": 27490.64, "text": " Jersey!"}, {"start": 27490.64, "end": 27497.64, "text": " Thanks 31 tier 2 and Shinichi, thanks for the 83. I just not picked our video. I mean I will finish it, not today though."}, {"start": 27497.64, "end": 27502.64, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 27502.64, "end": 27506.64, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 27506.64, "end": 27520.32, "text": " Now I know these characters. Arlene is here, dude."}, {"start": 27520.32, "end": 27524.92, "text": " Wait, I don't know who this hobo cat is though, Harry?"}, {"start": 27524.920000000002, "end": 27531.920000000002, "text": " A fan? A big fan of chicks."}, {"start": 27531.920000000002, "end": 27540.920000000002, "text": " Alright. Destruction."}, {"start": 27540.920000000002, "end": 27551.920000000002, "text": " Wait, I forgot how to play this. Oh yeah, okay. I remember."}, {"start": 27551.920000000002, "end": 27579.04, "text": " I found a name."}, {"start": 27579.04, "end": 27581.420000000002, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 27581.420000000002, "end": 27591.420000000002, "text": " Oh nice snipe though, that wasn't even a red fire."}, {"start": 27591.420000000002, "end": 27605.420000000002, "text": " And if it'll get more effect."}, {"start": 27605.420000000002, "end": 27611.420000000002, "text": " What how may last?"}, {"start": 27611.420000000002, "end": 27613.420000000002, "text": " fast!"}, {"start": 27630.420000000002, "end": 27632.420000000002, "text": " and more than that!"}, {"start": 27632.420000000002, "end": 27634.420000000002, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 27634.420000000002, "end": 27636.420000000002, "text": " and fuck"}, {"start": 27641.420000000002, "end": 27648.420000000002, "text": " I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy."}, {"start": 27672.300000000003, "end": 27674.300000000003, "text": " It's almost about the face through the floor."}, {"start": 27676.38, "end": 27678.38, "text": " Okay, can I get can-"}, {"start": 27686.140000000003, "end": 27688.780000000002, "text": " Can I get any candy for a place please?"}, {"start": 27701.420000000002, "end": 27708.420000000002, "text": " what the fuck"}, {"start": 27731.420000000002, "end": 27750.300000000003, "text": " I did not hit me it did how am I sick how is it how is how am I a can you can you"}, {"start": 27750.300000000003, "end": 27759.9, "text": " badly okay the saving grace come on good items okay well I don't know if that's good"}, {"start": 27759.9, "end": 27771.02, "text": " enough yeah okay I'll take that cruising in there whatever I mean it's just the"}, {"start": 27771.02, "end": 27774.9, "text": " warm-up cups it doesn't really matter where I place her"}, {"start": 27864.9, "end": 27882.9, "text": " How many red pies do you have?"}, {"start": 27882.9, "end": 27883.9, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 27912.9, "end": 27921.260000000002, "text": " no way you have a spring for that and hey you of course you do how lucky are"}, {"start": 27921.260000000002, "end": 27928.300000000003, "text": " you a luckiest player in the world three red pies and then when I get one"}, {"start": 27928.300000000003, "end": 27935.38, "text": " you have a spring that the die night night that is crazy and then I get"}, {"start": 27935.38, "end": 27947.34, "text": " red pie again yeah okay yeah sick see give me like yeah wand by the way wand"}, {"start": 27947.34, "end": 27959.34, "text": " Oh, red pie, sick. Yeah. It doesn't matter. First cup, no one cares."}, {"start": 27959.34, "end": 27963.34, "text": " Hey, you! Lonk of it all, the x88!"}, {"start": 27963.34, "end": 27967.34, "text": " Ah, salt car. There's no salt here, alright."}, {"start": 27967.34, "end": 27977.34, "text": " I'm gonna talk three though okay"}, {"start": 28027.34, "end": 28034.62, "text": " and when someone does a poll which just has a spring it's actually insanely"}, {"start": 28034.62, "end": 28037.7, "text": " lucky"}, {"start": 28043.9, "end": 28049.48, "text": " give me a red pie what the fuck give me a red pie give me a red pie give me a"}, {"start": 28049.48, "end": 28055.38, "text": " red pie now give me a red pie thank you all right there's no way you have two"}, {"start": 28055.38, "end": 28057.38, "text": " springs"}, {"start": 28069.82, "end": 28074.18, "text": " Yes, where's your springs now?"}, {"start": 28074.18, "end": 28087.18, "text": " And then I get fucking aliened."}, {"start": 28087.18, "end": 28092.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 28092.62, "end": 28097.260000000002, "text": " Oh my, oh my."}, {"start": 28097.260000000002, "end": 28103.18, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 28103.18, "end": 28104.46, "text": " I DESERVE THIS!"}, {"start": 28104.96, "end": 28106.02, "text": " NONE OF YOU DOES!"}, {"start": 28106.64, "end": 28107.64, "text": " I DESERVE IT THEM-"}, {"start": 28107.64, "end": 28108.14, "text": " Oh-"}, {"start": 28108.14, "end": 28108.64, "text": " One was on ya-"}, {"start": 28108.64, "end": 28109.64, "text": " I'm gonna fucking hurt-"}, {"start": 28112.3, "end": 28114.3, "text": " Okay, you know what I'll take it, it's first cop, no tears."}, {"start": 28116.68, "end": 28118.68, "text": " At least I put 8 on..."}, {"start": 28119.06, "end": 28120.18, "text": " 5th slot, yeah."}, {"start": 28121.68, "end": 28123.36, "text": " 8 build is connected."}, {"start": 28123.86, "end": 28124.82, "text": " Was that a rage quit?"}, {"start": 28128.06, "end": 28129.56, "text": " Spout on my mic, sick."}, {"start": 28133.18, "end": 28140.14, "text": " I mean I got top three analysis like no one cares you know I won't play it won't play it"}, {"start": 28141.58, "end": 28147.74, "text": " I'm happy I got revenge on eight though. I am happy. I got revenge on eight"}, {"start": 28148.98, "end": 28155.58, "text": " Next let's go. I ask for the red pies. I got three three red pies"}, {"start": 28163.18, "end": 28165.18, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28223.18, "end": 28229.18, "text": " you so mad from the last time"}, {"start": 28232.18, "end": 28235.18, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 28239.18, "end": 28242.18, "text": " yeah I kind of deserve it for those three red pies"}, {"start": 28242.18, "end": 28246.18, "text": " oh what the fuck listen we're even now okay"}, {"start": 28246.18, "end": 28250.18, "text": " yeah that's right driving to my ass"}, {"start": 28250.18, "end": 28253.46, "text": " We're getting knocked back because I'm perfumated."}, {"start": 28257.3, "end": 28259.3, "text": " It's starting to fucking move, man!"}, {"start": 28261.22, "end": 28262.34, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 28265.22, "end": 28266.260000000002, "text": " Whyyyy?"}, {"start": 28274.66, "end": 28275.78, "text": " Nice aliens though."}, {"start": 28280.18, "end": 28282.18, "text": " That's a good alien, that's gonna make it tight."}, {"start": 28292.18, "end": 28294.18, "text": " Cascadella is caught?"}, {"start": 28298.18, "end": 28300.18, "text": " Stop giving me..."}, {"start": 28310.18, "end": 28319.82, "text": " I'm lucky. I mean I got fucking red pied two times by ape. Literally broke just to shoot"}, {"start": 28319.82, "end": 28330.34, "text": " me with a pie. Like it breaks in, like broke, like slow down I mean. The occasion makes $63.74"}, {"start": 28330.34, "end": 28332.34, "text": " Why am I not going to run Garf any percent?"}, {"start": 28332.34, "end": 28334.34, "text": " Shit, my nose, man."}, {"start": 28337.34, "end": 28340.34, "text": " Yeah, like, broke. Like a break. Break, broke."}, {"start": 28340.34, "end": 28341.34, "text": " Broke."}, {"start": 28341.34, "end": 28343.34, "text": " Slowed down."}, {"start": 28343.34, "end": 28345.34, "text": " You know what I mean? Decreased speed."}, {"start": 28360.34, "end": 28362.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 28379.14, "end": 28382.9, "text": " To a speed oh my god, I almost got these phone"}, {"start": 28390.34, "end": 28418.34, "text": " Please tell me he also gets hit by the pie he didn't, god damn it!"}, {"start": 28418.34, "end": 28422.02, "text": " Why are you saving it for me? You're giving the win to Molten!"}, {"start": 28422.02, "end": 28423.52, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna..."}, {"start": 28448.34, "end": 28450.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28473.82, "end": 28475.82, "text": " Why oh"}, {"start": 28478.34, "end": 28486.34, "text": " Who the fuck is perfume on it?"}, {"start": 28486.34, "end": 28488.34, "text": " Frog!"}, {"start": 28488.34, "end": 28490.34, "text": " Frog!"}, {"start": 28490.34, "end": 28495.34, "text": " Hi, Boo-Sat."}, {"start": 28495.34, "end": 28500.34, "text": " Oh, that was a very tight race."}, {"start": 28500.34, "end": 28502.34, "text": " Look how close everyone was."}, {"start": 28502.34, "end": 28504.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 28510.62, "end": 28512.62, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 28517.14, "end": 28523.420000000002, "text": " Lucas like the hundred in on the dots. Thank you, man. She likes that. I think 74 boosted 152"}, {"start": 28524.02, "end": 28526.9, "text": " Thank you Andy. Thanks. I'm 41. Thank you guys"}, {"start": 28526.9, "end": 28546.08, "text": " All the worst map in the game in my book Ask it, this map is Ask it, everybody knows"}, {"start": 28546.08, "end": 28553.08, "text": " I'm gonna go map his ass get."}, {"start": 28553.08, "end": 28555.08, "text": " Naga ass."}, {"start": 28555.08, "end": 28558.08, "text": " Big time ass."}, {"start": 28558.08, "end": 28566.08, "text": " Like my aim, aim."}, {"start": 28566.08, "end": 28573.08, "text": " Nice bomb."}, {"start": 28573.08, "end": 28575.08, "text": " That was a good bomb."}, {"start": 28603.08, "end": 28625.08, "text": " Oh the spring!"}, {"start": 28625.08, "end": 28627.08, "text": " Wooo!"}, {"start": 28628.88, "end": 28629.88, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 28631.08, "end": 28633.08, "text": " God, I'm so fucking tight."}, {"start": 28635.08, "end": 28636.08, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 28643.08, "end": 28646.08, "text": " Alright, big points there! Big points right there!"}, {"start": 28646.08, "end": 28648.08, "text": " The Swedes in the top!"}, {"start": 28648.08, "end": 28650.08, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 28650.08, "end": 28656.72, "text": " Oh fuck, Cuskilo's really good on this map."}, {"start": 28656.72, "end": 28660.36, "text": " He drives over the desert in the beginning, like optimally, but I don't know how to do"}, {"start": 28660.36, "end": 28663.56, "text": " that."}, {"start": 28663.56, "end": 28665.440000000002, "text": " Three sweeps in top, yeah."}, {"start": 28665.440000000002, "end": 28688.520000000004, "text": " The Swedes are dominating."}, {"start": 28688.52, "end": 28689.56, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 28696.44, "end": 28698.44, "text": " The frog is all over the place."}, {"start": 28703.88, "end": 28705.4, "text": " Is molten stuck?"}, {"start": 28705.4, "end": 28707.4, "text": " I think molten is stuck."}, {"start": 28708.68, "end": 28710.68, "text": " Off of fuck's sake."}, {"start": 28712.12, "end": 28714.600000000002, "text": " Molten, you could have worn the entire cup."}, {"start": 28715.32, "end": 28717.32, "text": " Tough luck, buddy."}, {"start": 28718.52, "end": 28721.760000000002, "text": " Oh, I can't wait to see this"}, {"start": 28724.96, "end": 28728.9, "text": " Where is he he's fucked say"}, {"start": 28734.96, "end": 28736.96, "text": " Where is he"}, {"start": 28778.52, "end": 28794.4, "text": " Fuck I was hoping it hits I'll go no not again for fuck's sake"}, {"start": 28808.52, "end": 28814.14, "text": " Oh my god, those aliens are really scary."}, {"start": 28814.14, "end": 28816.86, "text": " All those aliens are so scary."}, {"start": 28816.86, "end": 28817.86, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 28817.86, "end": 28819.86, "text": " Wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 28819.86, "end": 28820.86, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 28820.86, "end": 28821.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28821.86, "end": 28822.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28822.86, "end": 28823.86, "text": " Hahaha!"}, {"start": 28823.86, "end": 28824.86, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 28824.86, "end": 28825.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28825.86, "end": 28826.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28826.86, "end": 28827.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28827.86, "end": 28828.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28828.86, "end": 28829.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28829.86, "end": 28830.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28830.86, "end": 28831.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28831.86, "end": 28832.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28832.86, "end": 28833.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28833.86, "end": 28834.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28834.86, "end": 28835.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28835.86, "end": 28836.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28836.86, "end": 28837.86, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28837.86, "end": 28838.7, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 28839.74, "end": 28841.62, "text": " Oh, what a rush!"}, {"start": 28844.940000000002, "end": 28845.78, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 28847.54, "end": 28848.940000000002, "text": " Oh, what a rush!"}, {"start": 28849.98, "end": 28850.82, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 28856.14, "end": 28859.420000000002, "text": " Holy shit, that was crazy!"}, {"start": 28859.420000000002, "end": 28876.18, "text": " oh my god I'm shaking I'm shaking I was choked it in the end"}, {"start": 28876.18, "end": 28876.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 28877.88, "end": 28878.38, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 28879.08, "end": 28880.38, "text": " Violet, thanks for that fire!"}, {"start": 28880.38, "end": 28881.38, "text": " Uh, thank you!"}, {"start": 28882.28, "end": 28883.58, "text": " Cromio, thanks for the 101!"}, {"start": 28884.28, "end": 28885.28, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 28889.88, "end": 28890.88, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 28890.88, "end": 28891.88, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 28892.48, "end": 28894.38, "text": " Alive, thanks for the 138!"}, {"start": 28894.38, "end": 28895.48, "text": " Thank you very much!"}, {"start": 28895.48, "end": 28897.88, "text": " M- Dude, Maltin must be fuming!"}, {"start": 28897.88, "end": 28898.88, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 28898.88, "end": 28899.88, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 28902.68, "end": 28903.68, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 28904.48, "end": 28905.48, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 28906.18, "end": 28913.18, "text": " Molten must be fuming right now. Not really, I know how easy it is to get stuck on a map."}, {"start": 28913.18, "end": 28920.18, "text": " I have played this for many years, Molten. I have never ever gotten stuck. Not a single time."}, {"start": 28920.18, "end": 28925.18, "text": " Actually, maybe once, but never on that map. So what the fuck?"}, {"start": 28925.18, "end": 28935.420000000002, "text": " Yeah, but I don't think I've ever gotten stuck on that map, but I have seen Molten get stuck"}, {"start": 28935.420000000002, "end": 28940.420000000002, "text": " on that map many times."}, {"start": 28940.420000000002, "end": 28950.46, "text": " Oh yeah, I've been stuck on this map, yeah, before the tunnel."}, {"start": 28950.46, "end": 28971.66, "text": " true what the fuck what do you mean that's there's no purpose"}, {"start": 28980.46, "end": 28988.46, "text": " Dude, I'm the fucking lasagna king here, hello?"}, {"start": 28988.46, "end": 29012.54, "text": " This game is kinda tight."}, {"start": 29012.54, "end": 29017.54, "text": " fucking daily in the lead I even know daily was in the race"}, {"start": 29026.06, "end": 29030.100000000002, "text": " daily versus caskulot"}, {"start": 29030.100000000002, "end": 29054.86, "text": " No, no, no, that spawns you, oh my god!"}, {"start": 29054.86, "end": 29074.02, "text": " Ah, two springs, fucking sick."}, {"start": 29074.02, "end": 29081.420000000002, "text": " Wait, was that you, molten?"}, {"start": 29081.420000000002, "end": 29087.74, "text": " Mods is the banger never mind"}, {"start": 29087.74, "end": 29111.940000000002, "text": " You like what you see taking that ass and what I'm gonna take it don't you"}, {"start": 29111.940000000002, "end": 29113.940000000002, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 29113.940000000002, "end": 29115.940000000002, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 29131.940000000002, "end": 29133.940000000002, "text": " Nooooooooo!"}, {"start": 29134.940000000002, "end": 29136.940000000002, "text": " Why does it de-spawn you there?"}, {"start": 29136.940000000002, "end": 29151.020000000004, "text": " There's one lasagna I'm sixth place at least give me three"}, {"start": 29166.940000000002, "end": 29168.940000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29196.940000000002, "end": 29203.940000000002, "text": " Wait, it actually spawns you here?"}, {"start": 29203.940000000002, "end": 29207.58, "text": " What the- wait, that's insane!"}, {"start": 29207.58, "end": 29213.58, "text": " I didn't know that worked!"}, {"start": 29213.58, "end": 29215.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29237.0, "end": 29239.4, "text": " Molten this is my spot"}, {"start": 29243.58, "end": 29252.54, "text": " it's over oh my god bro are you drunk"}, {"start": 29252.940000000002, "end": 29259.22, "text": " 10 seconds come on come on come on move"}, {"start": 29259.22, "end": 29261.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29264.06, "end": 29269.620000000003, "text": " Okay, well well well"}, {"start": 29272.22, "end": 29275.66, "text": " Literally everyone DnF the casket lot literally every single one"}, {"start": 29319.22, "end": 29348.780000000002, "text": " Okay, sure."}, {"start": 29348.78, "end": 29366.78, "text": " It did spawn me where I was going to land, so it was fine."}, {"start": 29366.78, "end": 29368.78, "text": " I even got the candy."}, {"start": 29368.78, "end": 29372.059999999998, "text": " Oh, holding as the wind now."}, {"start": 29372.06, "end": 29374.06, "text": " We all got select as he had perfume."}, {"start": 29374.06, "end": 29375.66, "text": " It's me, I go over."}, {"start": 29375.66, "end": 29376.66, "text": " There's nothing we can..."}, {"start": 29383.82, "end": 29384.66, "text": " Yeah, it's over."}, {"start": 29384.66, "end": 29385.86, "text": " There's nothing I can do."}, {"start": 29387.06, "end": 29388.86, "text": " One-one pie, seventh place."}, {"start": 29388.86, "end": 29389.86, "text": " Yeah, it's over."}, {"start": 29402.06, "end": 29421.74, "text": " There's that molten versus caskilla, lel, lel, lel, lel, lel, lel, lel, lel, lel,"}, {"start": 29421.74, "end": 29423.74, "text": " Holy spring Maxi, remember that?"}, {"start": 29451.74, "end": 29461.120000000003, "text": " It's tight, Molten is in the lead though."}, {"start": 29461.120000000003, "end": 29465.440000000002, "text": " It's tight over there."}, {"start": 29465.440000000002, "end": 29470.980000000003, "text": " Oh, Molten's gonna take it."}, {"start": 29470.980000000003, "end": 29474.04, "text": " And then there's a random ass on my floor."}, {"start": 29474.04, "end": 29475.600000000002, "text": " Whatever, whatever."}, {"start": 29475.600000000002, "end": 29477.0, "text": " I won the previous cup."}, {"start": 29477.0, "end": 29478.0, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 29478.0, "end": 29479.0, "text": " Like, this is fine."}, {"start": 29479.0, "end": 29482.44, "text": " I don't really mind what spot I'm landing on this for the time."}, {"start": 29484.12, "end": 29486.52, "text": " I'll take it. It's fine. It's alright. You know what?"}, {"start": 29486.52, "end": 29487.72, "text": " I'm zen, man."}, {"start": 29489.08, "end": 29490.2, "text": " I'm zen."}, {"start": 29491.72, "end": 29493.72, "text": " I'm zen, dude. I'm zen."}, {"start": 29509.0, "end": 29512.08, "text": " Did I finish a Garf game? I did! 100% we did!"}, {"start": 29514.0, "end": 29516.0, "text": " It was actually good!"}, {"start": 29526.72, "end": 29528.72, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 29533.84, "end": 29538.28, "text": " Yo, Zaharo, who's state 74? I have the Q-Cover 86! Thank you!"}, {"start": 29539.0, "end": 29558.56, "text": " I fall from that. I am perfume and Omega high speed. I am the one who falls backwards."}, {"start": 29558.56, "end": 29563.4, "text": " I swear you do actually have host disadvantage in this game because that is not supposed"}, {"start": 29563.4, "end": 29566.4, "text": " What's to happen when you have Preview? It's not!"}, {"start": 29593.4, "end": 29594.600000000002, "text": " what?!"}, {"start": 29594.600000000002, "end": 29596.58, "text": " No, No."}, {"start": 29596.58, "end": 29602.06, "text": " Oh my God, what a thrill!"}, {"start": 29602.06, "end": 29605.440000000002, "text": " What a forth..."}, {"start": 29605.440000000002, "end": 29611.2, "text": " Whatever, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 29611.2, "end": 29616.84, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 29616.84, "end": 29619.72, "text": " No, oh my god, what a thrill what a fuss"}, {"start": 29627.04, "end": 29629.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god, what is this fucking epilepsy emo"}, {"start": 29646.84, "end": 29659.32, "text": " Yeah that was tight. I'm not gonna DNF. I will not DNF."}, {"start": 29660.26, "end": 29662.18, "text": " Sawgill!"}, {"start": 29662.94, "end": 29666.92, "text": " OOOOOOWWWWWW"}, {"start": 29668.38, "end": 29669.72, "text": " Nooooooo!"}, {"start": 29669.78, "end": 29671.0, "text": " I made it! I made it!"}, {"start": 29671.2, "end": 29678.52, "text": " Made it! Made it! Made it! Made it! Made it! Made it! Made it!"}, {"start": 29680.62, "end": 29682.12, "text": " Dude, I didn't make it!"}, {"start": 29682.12, "end": 29692.12, "text": " Final cop, let's do this shit."}, {"start": 29692.12, "end": 29699.12, "text": " Get the f*** out of here!"}, {"start": 29722.12, "end": 29750.12, "text": " I can't hear anything, let's go."}, {"start": 29750.12, "end": 29751.239999999998, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 29751.8, "end": 29752.92, "text": " Hold it! What the fuck?"}, {"start": 29757.16, "end": 29759.48, "text": " Oh, my neck!"}, {"start": 29759.48, "end": 29760.28, "text": " Goat!"}, {"start": 29780.12, "end": 29782.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 29840.12, "end": 29847.12, "text": " No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 29847.12, "end": 29852.12, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 29852.12, "end": 29859.12, "text": " I'm not gonna do this."}, {"start": 29859.12, "end": 29863.12, "text": " I'm not gonna do this."}, {"start": 29863.12, "end": 29868.12, "text": " I'm not gonna do this."}, {"start": 29868.12, "end": 29875.559999999998, "text": " no no the worst you could have done bro how many red pies"}, {"start": 29884.0, "end": 29887.0, "text": " no"}, {"start": 29887.0, "end": 29889.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29896.6, "end": 29899.2, "text": " Well played that was a very good one"}, {"start": 29904.68, "end": 29907.2, "text": " I don't know who wanted me though someone"}, {"start": 29912.56, "end": 29914.56, "text": " Was it you shadow fax does a good one"}, {"start": 29917.0, "end": 29932.64, "text": " the drama at the end was insane people sitting where is that people sit"}, {"start": 29992.64, "end": 30010.0, "text": " Oh my god, Onk driving bro, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 30010.0, "end": 30014.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 30014.0, "end": 30018.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 30018.04, "end": 30020.079999999998, "text": " I dropped a bomb behind me."}, {"start": 30020.08, "end": 30022.08, "text": " I'm getting cosmetic."}, {"start": 30025.08, "end": 30027.08, "text": " On the max."}, {"start": 30027.08, "end": 30029.08, "text": " Go on the on the max."}, {"start": 30031.08, "end": 30033.08, "text": " On the max."}, {"start": 30033.08, "end": 30035.08, "text": " Okay, I'm getting on the max."}, {"start": 30037.08, "end": 30039.08, "text": " On the max."}, {"start": 30046.08, "end": 30048.08, "text": " Dude, can I stop getting springs?"}, {"start": 30048.08, "end": 30050.08, "text": " Brings, I actually don't want them now."}, {"start": 30050.72, "end": 30052.72, "text": " Nice bomb, that was good."}, {"start": 30064.56, "end": 30065.56, "text": " Bunkle."}, {"start": 30066.72, "end": 30068.72, "text": " OOOOOOOH!"}, {"start": 30069.22, "end": 30071.72, "text": " What the fuck is Mr. D doing here?"}, {"start": 30078.08, "end": 30103.480000000003, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 30103.480000000003, "end": 30105.480000000003, "text": " I SHOULD MY ASS ONE!"}, {"start": 30105.48, "end": 30109.48, "text": " Fuck, daily you don't deserve it!"}, {"start": 30115.48, "end": 30119.48, "text": " It was over anyways, the moment I got hit by that it was over."}, {"start": 30119.48, "end": 30124.48, "text": " I either had to just go for it or I would have to like reverse."}, {"start": 30124.48, "end": 30126.48, "text": " And it was not enough time."}, {"start": 30126.48, "end": 30136.0, "text": " Okay, it's fine though. It's all good, it's all good!"}, {"start": 30136.0, "end": 30143.96, "text": " Yeah, actually I did have red pie. If I reversed I could have shot him with it. That's true."}, {"start": 30143.96, "end": 30154.16, "text": " But it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's all good. It's no big deal."}, {"start": 30154.16, "end": 30179.16, "text": " A little bit high there."}, {"start": 30209.16, "end": 30226.6, "text": " Oh my god, how many times have I been bombed this map?"}, {"start": 30256.600000000002, "end": 30266.600000000002, "text": " I should have saved that for a minute."}, {"start": 30266.600000000002, "end": 30276.600000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 30276.600000000002, "end": 30283.600000000002, "text": " Let me not take it, it's fine, it's alright."}, {"start": 30291.2, "end": 30294.7, "text": " Am I still tomed? I think so."}, {"start": 30294.7, "end": 30299.100000000002, "text": " I am. Oh and now it's this map though. Final map, right?"}, {"start": 30299.100000000002, "end": 30304.760000000002, "text": " Mountains."}, {"start": 30304.760000000002, "end": 30305.260000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 30330.440000000002, "end": 30331.24, "text": " Sup boys?"}, {"start": 30331.24, "end": 30336.24, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 30336.24, "end": 30353.24, "text": " No! No! No! No! And I have two springs, man!"}, {"start": 30353.24, "end": 30360.24, "text": " Two springs and it was the perfect fucking pillow."}, {"start": 30360.24, "end": 30364.24, "text": " Like, this is so unfair."}, {"start": 30364.24, "end": 30372.24, "text": " To be honest I could have saved it probably if I wouldn't have used the spring on the"}, {"start": 30372.24, "end": 30373.24, "text": " wall."}, {"start": 30373.24, "end": 30374.24, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 30374.24, "end": 30375.24, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 30375.24, "end": 30376.24, "text": " It's alright."}, {"start": 30376.24, "end": 30377.24, "text": " It really no big deal."}, {"start": 30377.24, "end": 30379.24, "text": " It's alright, it's really no big deal."}, {"start": 30394.440000000002, "end": 30397.24, "text": " Oh my god, this is a fucking spaghetti, this lap."}, {"start": 30397.24, "end": 30399.24, "text": " Or this map."}, {"start": 30407.24, "end": 30414.24, "text": " Blocked Aliyah to spring."}, {"start": 30437.24, "end": 30466.24, "text": " Yeah, maybe I should have done that."}, {"start": 30466.24, "end": 30470.02, "text": " Bolted, what the fuck do you think you're doing?"}, {"start": 30470.02, "end": 30471.52, "text": " Yeah, oh my god!"}, {"start": 30473.08, "end": 30473.72, "text": " Uncle!"}, {"start": 30476.620000000003, "end": 30478.300000000003, "text": " No, no, why?"}, {"start": 30488.980000000003, "end": 30490.980000000003, "text": " Bolted, there is no way."}, {"start": 30490.980000000003, "end": 30493.780000000002, "text": " There is no way you're taking Kairi's heart!"}, {"start": 30493.780000000002, "end": 30495.38, "text": " This is mine for the taking!"}, {"start": 30496.24, "end": 30524.24, "text": " Oh yeah baby, let's go."}, {"start": 30524.24, "end": 30526.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30530.24, "end": 30533.84, "text": " Missed any of the garf game was the finals cuz killer you're slaying Garf card. No"}, {"start": 30540.88, "end": 30545.74, "text": " Well played everybody won't play won't play these tools are very good at garf session"}, {"start": 30545.74, "end": 30559.02, "text": " I'm out. I'm out. I need a days rest from fucking Garf now, dude. Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 30561.02, "end": 30564.38, "text": " I'm gonna test my real setup and do some shit tomorrow. Someone will be live here on this at"}, {"start": 30564.38, "end": 30571.74, "text": " least. I have an event next weekend where I'm gonna do one of the charity goals. Climbing"}, {"start": 30571.74, "end": 30573.74, "text": " and ziplining in trees."}, {"start": 30576.74, "end": 30579.24, "text": " I'm trying a wireless, I will set up"}, {"start": 30579.24, "end": 30581.24, "text": " because that would be really nice to have"}, {"start": 30581.24, "end": 30582.74, "text": " when you're about to climb shit so"}, {"start": 30582.74, "end": 30586.24, "text": " I'm gonna see if I could do it to try that tomorrow."}, {"start": 30587.24, "end": 30588.24, "text": " On Shimano now."}, {"start": 30591.24, "end": 30592.24, "text": " That'd be cool."}, {"start": 30592.24, "end": 30594.24, "text": " I was second and got stuck at the end of the map"}, {"start": 30594.24, "end": 30595.74, "text": " and the pillars for like 15 seconds"}, {"start": 30595.74, "end": 30596.74, "text": " what a game man alright."}, {"start": 30597.24, "end": 30598.24, "text": " Man this was fun."}, {"start": 30598.24, "end": 30601.24, "text": " That was one of the better garf sessions I have to say."}, {"start": 30601.24, "end": 30605.640000000003, "text": " I'm not saying that because I won, actually I am, but it was also just, it was tight."}, {"start": 30606.440000000002, "end": 30609.640000000003, "text": " It was tight, you know? It was like compact and tight."}, {"start": 30610.140000000003, "end": 30613.140000000003, "text": " And whenever races are like that, it's so fun, man."}, {"start": 30615.140000000003, "end": 30615.640000000003, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 30617.84, "end": 30618.640000000003, "text": " Fuckin' hell."}, {"start": 30619.84, "end": 30623.74, "text": " Five chat, Tuesday next? Haven't really decided what to do that."}, {"start": 30624.04, "end": 30626.04, "text": " No, that's fine, right? That's fine."}, {"start": 30626.640000000003, "end": 30629.640000000003, "text": " And also, New York is not this year. It'll be next one, hopefully."}, {"start": 30629.64, "end": 30638.16, "text": " So, that's alright. It's alright. Um, uh, no Casculot was in one of the sessions. It was."}, {"start": 30638.16, "end": 30646.8, "text": " If I can DNF'd everyone. One of the cups. And one of the cups, I actually won when he"}, {"start": 30646.8, "end": 30658.36, "text": " was in, by the way. So, this was this stream, 11.45. So, yeah, whatcha gonna say now,"}, {"start": 30658.36, "end": 30660.36, "text": " What are you gonna say now?"}, {"start": 30660.36, "end": 30662.36, "text": " It was Cuscovill's war about. No?"}, {"start": 30662.36, "end": 30664.36, "text": " There is no such thing."}, {"start": 30664.36, "end": 30666.36, "text": " I'll see you Tuesday chat. Appreciate it."}, {"start": 30666.36, "end": 30668.36, "text": " Well, I'll see you tomorrow if I do an IRL stream"}, {"start": 30668.36, "end": 30670.36, "text": " on the second channel just to try the setup."}, {"start": 30670.36, "end": 30672.36, "text": " I appreciate you all. This was hilarious."}, {"start": 30672.36, "end": 30674.36, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 30674.36, "end": 30676.36, "text": " Tree climbing stream"}, {"start": 30676.36, "end": 30678.36, "text": " Saturday next weekend."}, {"start": 30678.36, "end": 30680.36, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 30680.36, "end": 30682.36, "text": " Friday I'm traveling to the event."}, {"start": 30682.36, "end": 30684.36, "text": " Sunday I'm traveling to the event."}, {"start": 30684.36, "end": 30686.36, "text": " Away from the event, yeah."}, {"start": 30686.36, "end": 30690.260000000002, "text": " break again but Saturday I'm climbing that shit getting that shit done another"}, {"start": 30690.260000000002, "end": 30699.36, "text": " one off from the from the incentive list has been there for a while okay there"}, {"start": 30699.36, "end": 30704.28, "text": " we go now I'm gone I'll see you Tuesday appreciate y'all chat bye bye"}]}