you
Thank you guys, thank you, thank you.
Ugh, I'm not gonna lie, I literally just went live today to play Red Dead.
Like, I don't even really have like, anything to do with this.
I play Red Dead.
My voice is still fucked.
I can't tell, too.
Yeah, it's not good.
Yeah, Pratt and Shameezy, thanks for the 18 months.
I mean I should probably still do my my daily games right for the routine.
Paco King thanks for the gifted and Hortta thank you for the three months.
Yeah the dailies.
Yeah we'll just krangle and stuff.
Hello, look there he is the worm now he's running away to hide the stupid worm hello
good morning I've already got my cowboy hat on I've already got it on bro look I got this
sick ass jacket yo RTV Dave thank you for the five gifts dude thank you Dave thank you
I just got this jacket look isn't this like grippy and this front part the zipper only
I'm gonna go to the here, and then there's,
oh, isn't this sick?
And then the hood is huge.
Hurry, drip, no!
Ta-da!
Very big, but I thought it kind of reminded me
of some of the Skinner outfits in Red Dead 2.
So I was like, oh, it's kind of a cowboy outfit, right?
It's good. Yeah. Cowardly lion ass skin. Oh my gosh. Y'all are just always, always hating
no matter what. Always hating. Fucking assholes. Oh look, and I've got the freckles on today
too. Although I did my makeup early, it's already kind of faded. I don't know. Yes,
That's cause you're so hateable.
Yeah, fair. Fair enough.
But you know who else is so hateable?
People who type in Twitch chat.
Just kidding.
Lurkers, you're fine though.
Just kidding.
They're not fine. Just kidding.
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
Just kidding. Bro, I'm still having a drink like
five mugs of hot honey water a day
To keep my voice under control, but it's it's still so bad. Oh, I think that more
oh
Oh
More miss so so ugly. You know, you know, I don't like her. She looks like a peanut. I hate peanuts
Oh
But um, I do like glorm and honestly, I like choreo jam. It's pretty good
Well, my throat's been fucked up for like a full week now it hasn't gone away yet, but I mean it's better at least
Oh my god, I hate that he's like on beat the chorm jam
He's bouncing bro, oh
He's bouncing today's probably not gonna be a super long stream cuz I might have some stuff
I need it. I need to do later, but I'll be here for at least four hours or so. Yo kumaru. Thanks for the 11 months
Thank you. Thanks, Koumaru. Wow. And uh, Staffus, thank you for the two months.
Oh my fucking god.
But do you guys like this type of schedule more? Where um, I stream a little bit less hours, but I'm live almost every day.
I kind of like it, because it's like routine, you know, and then I have time at night to um, you know, have friends or whatever.
So, snafu, thanks for the 43 months.
Thank you, thank you, because like before, I could only really be friends with people
that were up at like 3, 4 a.m.
But now I can spend time with more people.
So yeah.
Yeah, I manage the almost every day.
What the hell, what do you mean?
I've been live for four days in a row and when I was sick, I only took off two days.
And that was mostly just because I couldn't talk.
Is it better this way or would you guys prefer the 10 hour streams?
I do like an occasional 10 hour stream, but...
Yo, next gen pan, thanks for the 19 months.
Drippy.
Both? Well, I definitely can't stream 10 hours every day, but, uh, I mean, I could try, but I probably can't.
Uh, MKITACHI, you get to the sub to BaldDude.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, man.
Oh my gosh.
I've seen recently, like, that just reminds me, recently I've been getting way more of those, like, tweets or tiktoks that are just like, nothing's happening but for some reason, like, people care.
There was one that was like talking about about me like putting my hair up in wigs
I saw this comment that was like it's because she's hiding that she's losing her hair
Because she doesn't eat enough and I was like yeah, you're right, dude. All my hair fell out in two days
you
There we go.
There.
Now I'm back to normal.
You can do a stream with all of us.
I feel like there's no way, but you know that video Charlie did where he's like,
hey Charlie, hey Charlie, hey Charlie, imagine if I just caught like five of the girls who look
like me and dress like me to do a stream with me. I don't think that they would. A lot of them, um,
I don't know why they do this, but it's obvious that like, they'll like buy some of the same clothes
I have, they'll like, like, so it's like, I know that they, you know, know who I am, but they'll,
they'll like act like they like don't want to talk like I don't know you yell or
say for the 30 months and not even say for the five thank you yellow like we'll
get mad if people bring up my name and I'm like oh like are we bros or no I
guess maybe not I don't know I mean I guess annoying to like be compared to
people but it's like if you are trying to look like me then why do you hate me I
don't know but I mean I don't know I guess maybe people are just really
annoying about it like oh well this isn't the same thing I was a I was hang
out Nora oh yeah dude Nora has like some crazy coffee cats I feel that's just
like honestly creepy. I was hanging out with one of my friends while I was
getting ready this morning and they stream a little bit and they said that
so like their stream doesn't even know that they're friends with me right? They're
they're a small streamer, their stream doesn't know that we're friends and they
were telling me that they're like after some reason people like always bring up
in my chat even though they don't know that we're like friends and they said
that they were talking about the Epstein files like just being like oh yeah
I was like discussing it's crazy and someone in our chat was like wow you have more balls than emerald to talk about the Epstein files
And they were like
What I was like that has ever sat higher something good like what's the fuck are they talking about?
Like what am I like? I'm like the government as well now. I guess a galaxy player. Thanks for the four months
Yeah, they said they didn't say anything cuz like I don't even know that we're friends, but they're like what I
I don't know.
Sus, awfully quiet.
Suspicious.
I don't know.
Wearing fur today is a leather.
Is it a flex?
It's like a little chili outside.
Oh god.
It's furry, but it's tricky.
I like it. I don't know.
I'm just going to wear it while I'm at it.
you
I can't do anything about it. I have thought about it. I know I shouldn't do this because
like you know just accept what you have but I have thought about trying to take
like vocal coach things to see if I can make my voice sound like not strained
because my voice didn't used to sound like this like it's definitely from
straining my voice so maybe I could like I don't know learn to undo it yo heck
goo thing for the 15 months I mean today is especially bad because of being sick
But, I mean like my normal voice, I don't know, it's from Qwerty, yeah, I don't know.
I mean I don't, I'm not like complaining, I don't really get that much, you know,
like compared to other people I know, but the one thing I see people say the most about is
my voice, and I'm like is it really that bad? It sounds normal to me, I mean I hate listening to
my own voice, but I don't think it's that bad, but maybe I'm just used to it. I don't know.
Hitting puberty while pushing 40?
He's not doing anything anymore.
Yo, JPM, thanks for the three months.
Thank you, thank you.
Hello?
Hello, hello.
Oh, I don't even see them on YouTube. I'll see them on like...
Oh...
I don't know.
I'm watching Moise talk about his Chinese AI clone.
Is there an AI clone ever again?
Um...
I don't know, but I want to be surprised because um, a lot of people in China do watch my videos.
I don't remember who it was, it Hachu?
There was someone who said like they wanted me to go with them to, I don't remember what country, cause they said-
You looka here, your horse is fine.
Oh, action! Thanks for the two months and thank you.
Who was it?
Maybe it was Hachu, they-
Oh yeah, maybe it was Tanuki.
I don't know.
One of my Asian share friends said that like a lot of people in Asia watch my videos
Like they even were sitting next to someone on the subway once who was like watching my shorts
But they were like translated in Chinese
Oh god, I think I've showed you guys. There's literally like a Chinese
Like I don't even I can't even call this a schizo video because it was like
80
85% correct
But like I'm just gonna say like Chinese like schizo video with like a million views just like about my like
My streaming career and dating history only what's up bro like and all the comments are in Chinese
Bro, you're dangling. Thanks for the 13 months pull it up. Uh, I'm just gonna find it
Oh, I found it.
Oh my god, wait, it has 1.3 million views now.
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna watch it.
But um...
Tell me, what is...
Oh my god.
Uh...
Where's Pineboo?
Uh...
Oh, they have one about Kai too, I think.
this video like it's just like about like my tick-tock and like like and like
just all the comments are in Chinese like they talk about like streamers and
stuff and then goki-nain there's me looking like a crackhead and then like
yeah I don't I don't know but I mean China's huge so I mean one million
these in fine is like not that crazy I guess right yeah I don't know ball this
ever ball this what the heck
yeah has enough YouTube I think that's a huge YouTube but yeah they have Billy
Billy, right? Yeah, I don't know. But they, my videos do get posted on Billy Billy. I just don't use Billy Billy. So I don't know. Wait, no, you know what's so bad is, um, where did I hear this? It was some like social media business guy. They were like talking about like, um, like American stuff getting posted on American streamers getting put on Billy Billy.
okay so this is I'm like bro but it kind of makes sense if I think about it
besides vTubers this this guy said besides vTubers the most popular
American streamers on Billy Billy are me, Hasan and Azmin. I was like I don't want to be
roofed with the politics streamers but I mean I'm half Chinese so maybe that's
like it gives me like a bump I don't know yeah I don't know yeah but I mean not
like together but they said like for American streamers it's like us three
like I don't get it like why why if you're in China why would you want to
watch American politics I guess because it's such a shit show I don't know but
Yeah, they're um, I found a couple of the like Chinese translated like YouTube account and they have their
They have their own like private jokes
Like you know how like art like our chat we have like tour or whatever like it's like stuff
You don't really understand if you watch the stream
They have their own jokes about my stream, but it's like all in Chinese
like you guys remember the Easter stream where
We were making the eggs and Bonnie showed us like you can poke a hole and like blow the egg out
So you can just like have only the shell
They have this joke for the like
They're like, I don't know. I don't know. I might be wrong about like the context
But I think they're like, oh
They're like a Emery snot egg
Like I don't know the context. I'm like
What does that mean?
Cuz like cuz I blew it out through my nose and like the account's called like snot eggs because they like I don't fucking know
Anyway, yo Asian guy thanks for the 17 months
Snot egg
I don't know.
Huh.
No. I don't know.
Have I seen catchy?
Oh! I have seen those accounts do like catchy too.
Like I'll see the accounts.
They'll post, they'll post to me and they'll post to my friends.
And the videos with catchy do really well too.
They like me and catchy in China.
Maybe we just got it. We just got it.
Oh, I don't know.
Goodbye America.
We're just gonna go live in China.
Oh my god, I can stream in Chinese time zone and you guys won't even notice the difference because my sleep schedule is so bad.
Yep.
You won't even notice the difference.
No, I don't I don't think I'll ever move out of America. I mean maybe but probably not.
Probably not. Okay, since I'm promise you won't.
Sorry, sorry, my games and stuff.
Uh, let's try to scramble first.
Thoughts on ice?
I don't know what that is.
Ali, I genuinely have no idea what that is.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is this?
Saw that.
Oh, no, I know what ice is, I thought, I never mind, you?
Like, I do, like there's a certain extent where I'm like, okay, sure, I get people wanting
Big content.
you
What's that?
That's crazy.
He's so clumsy in front of it, he's only even in my car, I don't like it.
Oh no.
See, he's holding it for a while.
What?
The snowplow driver saw a snowman in his path and decided to save it.
Oh, that's so nice.
What a nice guy.
Aiden!
I got you Spar right here.
Over here.
Yeah.
Right here.
Yeah.
Yep.
Aiden Alfonso.
Second year kinesiology.
Yep.
They use artillery cannons to trigger avalanches so that they clear unstable snow after storms.
Are you stupid? Take a bow.
Haha! Okay. So sorry.
We found a super cool way to wrap strawberries and marshmallows.
That sounds delicious.
This police officer wasn't flying around.
Yo, Johnny, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thanks, Johnny, thank you, thank you, thank you, that's so nice.
Thanks, Johnny, W. Johnny.
This fish didn't want the shell.
This alligator stuck its snout out of his frozen lake.
Oh
Is it alive?
Oh, they're using a phone charger
This is the number of who you are.
This is the number that makes which can be both negative and positive.
It's the same thing. It depends on the background.
So it's training my day of photographing.
Wow!
Oh my god, who is that?
These guys made an ice carousel on this frozen leg.
Those are some big fans!
What the heck?
Why are they doing that?
Two rollers.
Yeah Lance is going to try to match the roller.
Oh my god.
It hits the tree, but it gets a favorable redirection.
They were not working.
I swear this is happening.
Oh no no no.
Look what's falling off the little panels.
How satisfying.
That was amazing.
Oh.
There you go.
What are we doing? What are we doing, eh?
These rings of ice look so cool.
These are the 2,000 year old doors of St. John Lateran.
What is with the crazy aura?
I didn't even lock that up there!
The researchers found a jellyfish that is the size of a school bus.
A school bus?
A long fucking, long fucking dude.
Why didn't he just let go?
Bro just let go!
oh my god oh my god oh he's back he's back he's so bad freaking headers from my
Oh
These are the recent auroras from the International Space Station.
Oh, beautiful.
Thank you for the five gifts, dude. Thank you.
Thank you, Dad. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Mr. Spanky, thanks for nine months.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you.
You. You. You.
You.
Oh
How the fuck do you do that
I mean even if you're super flexible in your neck, that's still hurt, right?
This face, a group of five-
Oh, thank you for the five!
Thank you, Oaf!
And Aunt Bridged.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And they're crossing the stream, look at this.
I'm not sure if she did.
They're actually bolting a bridge with themselves.
I'm a little bit of plant material, and they're crossing right over to the other side.
I have never seen a fish scream before.
I found this YouTuber who made a moving computer case.
A moving computer case?
Why is it moving?
Ugh!
It's like it's breathing.
This is what happens when you spin threads at a high speed.
I mean if you think about it it's smart because then you don't have to bite into the ice cream.
So I'll hurt your teeth.
When it's there!
It gives that, ooh, croissant on a boat!
This little dude accidentally won the race.
Oh shit, we gotta go! We gotta go! Yo, Grimwitch, thanks for the 4 months!
Come on! Thanks Grimwitch!
Amazing! Up there it goes!
Did someone knock it over?
Fucking asshole!
Why does this dog have M's?
I'm not sure why we're so dramatic for the eye drops this morning, so dramatic.
Just like the eye drops in the world.
Kiss watch.
The dog has an 8 pack.
no ruiner, thank you for the pause!
thanks ruiner!
thank you, thank you, thank you
thank you, thank you
and it goes like this
I see, thank you so much
and if you don't want it to run out
then you can just
fold it backwards
so it goes like that
This is Devil's Cool, a 100 meter high waterfall located at Victoria Falls in Zambia.
And they're just sitting at the edge of that.
Oh my god!
I've never had a weapon fight like this.
No, no, Bert! No, Bertie, stop! Thank you for the pie!
Thank you so much!
Even if I gifted.
He had to build up the courage to confront the lizard.
Trying to fight the lizard.
That's a big lizard!
That is the end of this video.
Are you hoping you enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
better. Okay, I'm gonna play my Red Dead now for a couple hours at least.
Lovely. Hell yeah, Red Dead Redemption!
Hell yeah.
Red Dead time.
Okay, this story is not pre-recorded!
What the fuck?
Oh wait.
Did I just start a new save?
Oh no, we're good.
Hello cow.
Good to see you again.
Howdy.
I'm going to go check out this nearby, uh...
...nearby stranger.
Hello?
Hello, sir!
Hello there.
Oh, we just found a harmonica.
I didn't know they'd present it.
Oh, shit.
Dude, why does every Rockstar game do this?
Why did they do this?
I thought I'd fix it later, but I can't in the cutscene I guess.
It's not because it's tired in!
What the heck?
In the meat Sam Odessa and John Marston long way from home we come from
And out here for several weeks or several generations, I guess
Would have made better time, but my horse came to play him away. He's back. I
Get you California
See the ocean. Yo, look happy life. Thank you for watching us. I'll come back
From the Black Sea to the Pacific in three generations.
I'm going to make something of myself there.
I'm going to find something.
They've got a fine line of earthquakes out there.
Maybe you can find one of them.
Listen, Gaptooth ain't so friendly to strangers.
I suggest you head back to Benedict Point
before you run afoul one of these gangs of brothers out here.
Well, thank you very much for the kind advice, Mr. Marsden. I appreciate it. Now go get me
on a coach.
Goodbye, sir.
Ow!
What's happened to its graphics?
You know Captain Pampano thanks for two months, internal duff, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay let's see, graphics.
Why doesn't it just keep the dang settings I put on last time?
I don't know what the fuck.
I hope I see Abigail today, John's wife.
I haven't seen her in a while.
Uh, for all I know she's fucking dead, okay, let's go see Nigel, the scam doctor.
He's nearby-ish.
We're falling in too loud for your colors of fire.
I feel like a reset please, I'm on fire.
Yeah, I'm on fire.
I feel like a reset please, I'm on first.
Yeah, I'm on fourth.
I don't feel like that.
Let's go!
Come on!
Let's go!
Come on!
Hell yeah!
Cowboy and Tom.
Just me and cow.
My trusty hordes.
Hell yeah!
It's a ball friendly strain, though.
I hate balling people here.
Just look at how my cat treats me when they think that I'm balling.
Come on!
hate-mulled people here.
Just look at how my cat treats me when they think that I'm balled.
Not nice at all.
There are a bunch of hateful people who can't be trusted.
We're only nice to bald people.
That's not true!
Name one bald person that you guys are nice to.
You literally can't.
I'll hate on every bald person.
person. Senna's not bald. She's literally not bald, so you can't say Senna.
Mr. Marston, don't be so childish, come on, so I implore you.
Okay, okay, okay, so I made a few innocent mistakes when last we met, but my plan is still
sound together we can conquer about the world and certainly Bill Liamson but
first give me to do you a favor mind I can only deduce you've been taking my
tonic sir as instructed it can give the most ordinary intelligence is a
remarkable insight I'll give you insight I'll show you what your guts look like
we serve the short patience is nothing short of embarrassing think from a
So why don't you just start eating up everyone?
Fair enough. Oh my god, sir. Come and let's go visit some of our fine friends in the other business we have here in Plainview.
There's many, all the help they can get.
So weirdo you enjoy the first read that so far I like it, but yeah, I definitely see
that the second one love the second one so much more
I can do that.
How does he even get these people to listen to him?
Oh shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God!
We're gonna jump him and murder him!
Oh, God!
Oh my god.
Yeah, I didn't get some loot.
Man, dude, John, why are you helping this guy?
Like, now he's just killing these people.
I mean, I'm killing these people, but as John, that's what the game was to do, because they
They called out this fucking brawn doctor.
My god.
What the hell?
I did this.
What can I do?
They're trying to kill us.
Okay, let's get this kill and take her out.
I don't want to watch the whole show.
I don't want to try and kill you.
I thought I got a kill.
I've had news and stories that you will get shit in me, you little bitch.
Oh my god!
It's locked the walls!
Oh, shit!
Ah!
I'm just a ghost that's attacking me!
I'm so in charge!
Now let's make peace!
Where's the second?
This guy's such a scumbag!
How did he do that?
Look at these people harboring such bitterness!
I'd be surprised if a tonic of them would with something like a dose of salt!
Die! Die!
All they had to do was buy our medicine!
And they'd be so much healthier and alive!
Oh my god, there's so many!
Yeah, I heard the... what is it called?
I know that using it in Star Wars will like movie sound effects for you.
I'll do it!
They're still chasing us!
The willow tree!
I just call it like the storm
Why there's so many movies and games
Some it sounds so weird
As if iconic
No, I know thank you for the song
Yeah, we did it.
an aging vendor of exotic elixirs not the bloody US cavalry forgive me if matters
take some time to prepare
please my first of switching to a new horse I'm loyal I guess I'm here in my
whoever this is Mr. West Dickens ah Mr. Marston how wonderful to see you sir how
wonderful are we ready then yes sir nearly sir very nearly sir I need some
cash to get some extra hardware fit into my own church and horse here what
Never mind sir. I can only presume that you have not enjoyed the benefits of a classical education
So I will not take a bridge if some of my illusions sail over your head
I won't pretend to understand
I will endeavor to make you understand me either we do this right now
Or I put a bullet in you and get on with my dad. Yeah, you tell him John
Man mr. Mastin, but I did that think you were a stupid one
We need money to outfit my carriage to turn a simple tradesman's vehicle into something more
And I'm about to tell you how we are going to gain said catch now
I know that you ride very well, so come sir to Ratskiller fork
Like Seth more than dickens
Honestly, I kind of do too. I hate both of them, though.
At least, that's like...
I don't know if you guys agree.
You can't just, like, what the fuck?
That's just a harmless skit, so...
I don't know if it's harmless, but, uh...
Yeah, this guy's just actually like a completely self-aware-
He's a condescending asshole.
Is that quite right, John, hasn't it?
Never gone that far.
Oh, I need marks.
Which would farm?
Yeah, two, three.
So it was like four of the games.
It was going to be the dog's kind of-
Brains and dogs.
Kind of dogs.
We should consider a more permanent partner.
I don't remember that from version two.
As soon as I have Bill Williams, I appreciate your help.
It's not just about how to blow your skin.
You need to realize what's at stake here.
I know, John.
I know.
Just win this race and look at me.
He's nice.
Like, give me my word.
Yeah, I guess he's going to say he has a good heart, but he really doesn't.
There's various people.
Alright, we've made it.
Come on cow.
Come on.
Are we racing?
This will be a fair race.
No shooting, stabbing, lift pushing, up throwing, cactus grinding, neck wrestling, setting
Hey, go!
Bro!
Cow got scared by the gun!
That ain't like her at all.
I'm aiming at him.
No!
I have taken the lead. All I have to do is not fuck it up.
I can't embarrass myself. I've already had some horrible races in this game.
Yo, what's the heck, Lili?
Oh my gosh, hi Lili Ray, hello guys.
Hello!
Hi guys!
Wow!
Enjoy Red Dev Reduction, thank you.
This is my first time playing it.
Hi, Lili's chat.
Oh, you guys had a lovely time.
I'm sorry about my voice, it's extra force.
Because uh, I've been a bit sick, but yeah, thank you, thank you, Lily.
Hope you had a lovely stream today.
I wasn't saying horse to be funny, my voice actually is horse.
Yo Evan, thanks for giving us something, Lily.
Thank you.
Lily is wonderful.
If you guys don't know Lily, she's a vtuber.
She's a...
...and 4-5 cat.
She's a pervert, she's very nice.
Thank you, Lily. So kind. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know why John's helping them, but it's what he wants to do, so I, the player, have to support him.
Why are you guys spamming Torm as soon as another chat's here?
They don't know what that little worm is.
We don't need to see that one.
Oh, really?
Where's your worm?
Where's the worm?
Oh, I don't know now.
Yeah, against their will.
I'm not forcing them to seek form.
I'm sorry, we're the worm. I don't blame the form.
Yeah!
Second Irish have furnished their side of the bargain. I think we should be ready
Create a team leave assemble. Don't you think?
Hey, you're on these for 30 months Robert a drop
Amazingest happy seeing you. I know I'll come back
I'm so time or dinger I'm kind of here that yeah
Oh shit, stranger points.
Bane plus 200, holy shit.
Dawn is getting clouded.
Oh no.
Hey, Bart, I need your help.
You and every other fool around here.
No, they took her.
They took my love.
They stole Jim's heart, and they took her away.
They stole her heart.
What are you talking about, friend?
They took my love.
They took Jeb's love by them gangsters. They hide out a tumbleweed.
They took his girlfriend?
Can you help me, partner?
Partner, can you help me?
His wife? I don't know.
But if I head up that way, I'll see what I can do.
Help a fellow, partner. I have a soul!
It's a horse. His girlfriend's a horse?
He'll block it up. Thanks for the three months.
Look for Jeb's love in tumbleweed.
So our old stranger quest is like tracking down people and things.
Who are you to judge?
The name of the quest is Who Are You To Judge?
His girlfriend is totally a horse, dude.
It's totally a horse.
What kind of fucking name is that?
Help! Get! Where's my damn horse? There she is.
Is a stallion a male horse or a kind of horse? I was going to say a beautiful black stallion,
but I don't know how's it roll when she's not a stallion be a mayor male so the
females of mayor right yeah crunchy penguin 46 months if I don't look
back and uh anti-bonds thank you for 11 months
thank you guys thank you thank you
alright my beautiful black bear man
damn i was fucking bogged back i just see that i left him in the bush
oh god it with this slow ass force okay how the
How do I go up there?
Oh, no.
Gang Hido's just around the moment.
There may be more free to do here if you come back later.
Gang hide out.
What gang hide out?
I'm scared.
I don't want to mess with a gang.
Alright, tumbleweed.
So I think that this is where that guy's, uh, one would be.
Hello there.
What you doing here, mister?
My man my man's dead
Wall man shot him about a month ago a month ago back coming out of a cat house gave sales medals
Yes, I think you're upset about it though poor bastard
Plus you've been a hell you ain't seen no man mine
How and where is she who?
Jebs girl who's Jeb?
Creepy kind of guy
Short black hair
This is Lucy this is jibs girl
Him about a week the fucking horse
Then you better come with me
Yeah, we better get her back to her man, huh?
Reiki bro
Remember, Emmy, who are you to judge?
What? I have every right to judge.
You know, I'm a proud horse owner myself.
You see this fine horse here, cow?
I only respect and cherish cow as a free animal.
Uh, where am I supposed to... guess I just go back up there.
I'll follow.
The worst like stream joke of my life was that fucking the horses joke oh my god when
I played last year it was because like all the streamers heard about it so they all wanted
to come be on my stream to make the joke and it's like dude you're like the 18th person
today to say that I fuck horses and I was like I was about I was losing my
mind bro I was so close just like just snapping and like fucking like
just blowing everything up oh my god
I was so mad yeah and then I spent like 11 hours building a horse track and then
And it just like, just exploded because the server bugged or something.
And I was like, I'm not fucking done while I'm done.
He's a weirdo!
Spent together every night's been cold without you my sweet thing
I thought I was chicken I told you he was funny mr. He's
People I should know my daddy kept goats
Why does John help I was the fucking freaks I don't know like it's not even like he gets like tricked or something like oh
Actually, he got tricked this time. That's not true. He did get tricked this time. Like why is he helping a fucking set?
And the other guy?
Like what the hell?
Yeah, it's a gatherer drawn.
Okay, um Irish is all the way out here. I guess we can TP it into the ranch
Wait, what what did I
That's not my horse I stole the horse after I brought it back. I'm sorry dude. It looked like my horse
Oh my fucking god.
See, of course, like, that guy is a, a disgusting horse snooker.
Of course, I go out of my way to bring back this horse.
And then, uh, he reports me to the cops for touching the horse.
And what are you doing to the horse, man?
Oh my god.
Also I saw someone say he's helping them because they said if they can get him close to the bill, I forgot about that.
You right?
Jon's just trying to get to Bill and murder him.
Yeah, they're not cool with me over there now.
Damn it, bro.
Oh, I'm a criminal now.
My bad.
Dude, no way I'm getting fucking controller grip comments today when I'm actually holding
it normal for once.
Like the one time I do hold it normal.
Or was I doing the weird shit I didn't even notice.
Oh!
I'm sorry, bro.
Hi, man.
Oh, you're bald.
I'm sorry, man.
Aw!
That's so sweet.
What a nice guy.
Wow, 50 years!
What a nice guy.
I want to bring her a lovely bouquet of flowers.
I've seen quite a few flowers in my travels if she'd like to help.
These little fingers ain't what they used to be.
I'd love it.
Bring me any pretty ones you find, huh?
If you're a three safe, three desert sage.
Okay.
I don't know if I've seen any flowers that I couldn't pick yet,
But, I mean if I find any, watch his wife be a horse too.
I would just give up, bro.
I'll just, I'll wait for Swallowedron here, thanks.
You're like, well, time to give up.
He's a few.
That's the flow.
Why does cow just teleport away?
Oh, there you are.
That's none of my business.
I gotta go see the Irish guy.
That is none of my business.
Liar's Dice games can now be joined with Liar's Dice.
What's that?
Wind walker, thanks for the five months.
Liar's Dice, that sounds fun.
Blackjack games.
games. Oh shit. Oh god.
Get some bar.
Excuse me.
So this is why his dice this is 40 dollars to play blackjack?
Okay, sure. I'm in.
press H is oh I can't read I thought I said seek help
I'm gonna bet 25
yo Cody Willis thank you for the sub welcome
I have skipped your turn
Look at your cards. I have 14.
25. I'll win it back. It's not a 2. Are you fucking kidding me? And he has a king. What
the fuck? Yo, Anonymous! Thanks for the 10 gifted! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I have a 12.
He's gonna bust, isn't he?
No, okay.
25 again!
Lock in!
Okay. Stand. 14. Let's go. Okay. 50 chips. 25 again. I got a king. 14.
Not good hit me
What why every time I hit it's a fucking 10
Okay, again 25 again
18 okay, I'll stand
shit well played I guess this shit is so rigged dude this is so rigged
Master Johnson's gonna be digging around here some.
Give me a card sir.
Fifteen.
He has it too.
I'm gonna stand and hope he's boss.
Yes! Oh my god. 25 again.
And what do we got? 16. And he has a 10.
Maybe he will bust.
True, for Christ's sakes.
Oh, Blackjack!
We got an ace and a queen.
I'm growing again.
12.
Hit.
I busted.
I had to hit though, bro.
This dealer just sucks.
He sucks.
Oh shit, yo!
Josh, thank you for the 20!
Gifted.
Thank you, Josh!
Josh hope you hope you are be at what you are being well. Hope you have been well. Thank you, Josh for the 20. Thank you
Thanks, Josh
Thank you. Thank you. Oh clever forks. Thanks for 34 months
You can split cars was the same value
I have a 10
Okay, I think I'll stand
No way I lose with 20.
Let's go.
I started with 400. I need to at least break even. I'm not leaving this table.
Yo Mike, send me for the crime.
I will stand again.
12
19. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna end up broke. No. 18. Oh, he has an 8-2. I
I will stand.
I will.
That's fine.
I need more of the brakes!
Start it!
I need more!
That was funny.
I have a 20.
You stand.
Moogin Fox, thank you for the four months.
Nice.
Thank you very much.
I'm up 12 chips!
Do I keep going?
Do I keep going, or do I do one more?
All in? It doesn't let me bet more than 25.
So, Johnny, thank you for the 5 gifted!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
12. Let's do a 12.
Oh god.
I think I have 14.
I'll stay, mister.
Ain't that the truth?
This is 7.
Hit!
No!
Well, I had to try, I think.
Just one more.
I hope your daddy talks about it.
I have 14 again.
You know that old time in a shit.
Yeah!
Alright, I'm out.
Mudspot.
Alright, where's Irish?
Oops!
sister
Oh my god, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Who the hell are you?
Gimme that
I'm your old friend Amnesia
Oh god, blimey
I've come to tell you
If you ever pretend to forget my name and your debt to me again
I'll make sure you reach heaven before these two ladies
Now get down there
Damn
Mr. Marston
How are you?
ashamed ashamed to know you the hell's wrong with you robbing these gentlemen
and ladies of the Lord I thought they was doxies what are doxies I'm sorry
about this man he's unfortunately lost his mind to the demon drink at least I
hope he has he wasn't this stupid all along so these excuses
Now, Irish, a galling gun doesn't work.
I find that rather upsetting, don't you?
Oh, heart-breaking.
Which is why I was just coming to see you
when the drink got the better of me.
Come on.
I know where we can find the parts for you.
Oh, mother-fucking Mary.
How about a drink or two, mister?
no thank you my dear no they're under breaches
what you looking at what you looking at
I don't think it's something that's out there on the restricted drive checker
can I help?
Roses I am, my prison is finally working order
what a nasty specimen you are
that pressure's got me head spinning like a puff
can't be good for a fella
You lazy drunk before I stop your head spinning with a bullet. I resent that Johnny
I've been working like a beaver on your behalf. You've been working like a weasel on my behalf
Bush whacking defenseless ladies of the cloth must have been raised on sour milk Irish
What are you talking about?
Catholic boy, you're a boo
And you're a hypocrite Mastin you've robbed just as many innocent folks with me
I tried to only rob those who had more than they deserved.
Christ, the Chais have turned one into one.
No, I haven't had things for 41 months.
Where we going, Irish?
Just to the warehouse here at Thieves Landing.
I'm telling you, Tony boy, it's all set up.
We're meeting this fella of mine at the back door of the office.
Hubber Tongue's killer by the name of Shaky.
And he's got the ammunition we need.
Jesus, stop threatening, will ya?
I know about guns, struts, back, and sideways.
You're going to be real familiar with mine
if things keep on this way.
All right, we're here stay close all right, sir
Well, I don't be boker. This door was supposed to be unlocked.
Well, we'll go around the back. Shakey's probably waiting for us there.
I'm beginning to lose my patience.
This is odd. Yeah, a little bit odd.
And startin' to take yourself done, me Johnny boy.
Can't even sneeze these days without you being there to catch the drift.
This is your last chance you're good for nothing, Scheister.
You've already wasted too much of my time.
Ah, Scheister.
What the fuck?
All right, we should be able to get in there stick with me and keep quiet
Shake is bad the arrangements you know that guy jivy. Thanks for six months
Sounds like shake is only gone and got himself found out
Ha ha ha. Alright! Now all we have to do is find out who you work with.
You hear me? Shaky, you wretched fucking son of a whore.
Suck my hand!
Oh! Labor relations don't sound like they're exactly...
At an old time, hi. You sneak in and get poor Shaky loose.
I'll go get the wagon. Good luck, Marston.
I always die doing the hard jobs.
I guess I gotta go around.
Can I get this guy out?
Walk slowly or crouch to avoid detection.
You sneaky sneaky.
Hey! You hear that?
Hear what?
Don't.
I'm in.
John, can you be any fucking louder?
What?
You heard it?
I know.
Oh fuck I was gonna loot it starts a fucking cutscene
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Moving time.
You're gonna make me kill you, mister!
Come on, you little man!
Who's there?
Heek!
Thank you, sir!
How's it going?
Let's get the hell out of here, Howard!
Forgive me, Frank.
what the fuck was that what the fuck was that
There's a box in canteen, I don't know why, I don't know why.
Oh my god.
Oh god, I need to protect him for his eyes and I fail the quest.
I
Alright
That dog business is done here fellas.
Someone might as well have this.
Sorry.
I was blocking him.
Now we're even.
Off even, Shanky.
Even...
Off even, Shanky!
You still owe me for them morphine pills to calm your nerves.
Sh-sh-sh-take.
You'll get your half more, you...
Fuckin' snake!
All right, gentlemen.
Let's go.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking...
Fuck?
All right, but one, I'll get this out of here.
Did you have fun and dare you with Shaky?
I killed a lot of men for this damn machine gun here.
I'm sorry I destroyed your dramas.
You always miss all the drama.
There must be cobwebs growing on that whole thing here.
So what's gonna drive you wagon, don't they?
Teamwork, Johnny Boy.
That's my game, not just the glory like you.
Ow.
I almost got run over.
Ow, shit.
Oh
Always bandits always
I don't like this bastard, he hurts me like a bloody grope, just drive Iris, acting like
a schoolgirl.
I'm telling you Iris, that machine gun had better work after all this, don't you worry,
you won't find a finer piece of art that will arrest him.
Look out, there's one on the bridge.
Die!
You better make it this far.
How about that partnership?
I think I thought I had my fill of liars
in this life partner.
Well, I think you're ready for Tarkh Master.
You've got enough ammunition here
to take down this whole country, fellow.
I'm going to need it.
Bill Williams has got himself an arm.
So I guess this is where we Tarkh may his journey
master.
Or maybe not, friend.
He's going to be right alongside me
when I take on that force.
After all you put me through, it's time
you both damn trigger for once.
Show me what a big, bad killer you really are.
Yes, of course, what am I thinking? Don't worry, you can count on me. I just hope I don't steal all your glory. Wouldn't be right or proper?
Impressive, Marston. We'll have West Dickinson's wagon ready to go soon enough.
Yeah, all John cares about is killing Bill, I guess.
That's all he does.
OK, Marshall Johnson and Rio Bravo.
Help!
I was always there when I needed her.
Ah, so peaceful.
Alright, um, what was it called?
Oh, I was trying to go.
Real Bravo.
Can I not see you there?
I guess Armadillo might be the closest place I can go to.
Alright.
If you put a waypoint you can fast travel to it.
Wait, wow.
Waypoint...
Bam.
Howl to Waypoint.
Oh shit, I didn't know that.
That's super useful.
Wait, there was a flower. I have to pick the flowers for that guy's wife.
How did his wife get her something? Red stage.
All right, you take those.
Okay, so it doesn't take you right to the waypoint, but it at least takes you close.
What the f- why are you here?
Where are they all here?
Oh shit, it's time.
Oh my god, the skit's those here too!
Yeah, Arthur could have soloed the whole fort easily.
I agree.
Okay.
Marshals of the law?
When the shooting starts, take that as your cue to start awarding each other medals.
Hmm?
I mean, take that as a cue to get inside and clean up the mess.
Oh.
All I care about is Williamson.
It is vital we stop him.
Agreed.
That man is a stone cold killer.
Williamson is a crowd fool.
The question is which will win out between his pride and his instinct for survival.
There it is.
The machine gun.
This new gang sucks.
Yeah.
I miss Dutch's gang, and they had ladies too.
It wasn't just all dudes.
Alright, good. Now just stay put, did I tell you otherwise.
That scoundrel's separate. Better not let us down.
Once we're inside and I blow all our adversaries into a constant security with some beguiling tails at it, I will give you the signal.
What signal?
The moment you hear a sharp rap on the side of the wagon, rise like the phoenix and start shooting like it never shot before.
This is it my dear boy. A moment of truth. Me and you John. One more time into the breach.
This is going to have to be the performance of my life. I hope my nerves don't get the better of me.
I'll be honest with you John, I'm a little jittery. John? John? It rakes of miracles back here.
Miracles?
Don't be ready with that machine gun my dear boy. I'll be a sitting duck in there.
Hey, hey there! Come on in! Come on in! Welcome to my humble abode! Come on!
What a sight! Greetings, my good men! What would you say if I said immortality was at hand?
what would you say if i told you i could teach you to fly what would you say if i told you i
could turn a man or be you a beautiful woman impossible yes once but no more
amazing i bring you wisdom from the east i have here in this wagon some of the finest goods
the best medicines and the newest inventions available for you and your families exotic trinkets
from the far reaches of the earth, elixirs that give vigor and strength, and for you
men of physical skill and athletic physique, this miraculous elixir can keep the muscles
supple and relax the cords, it gruesome the joints and gives a feeling of vigor and freshness
to the whole system.
Why some men have reported to me that after drinking it for one month, they can chew through
steel.
Okay, they're gonna stop believing bro. You're going yeah, you're just saying bullshit now. Oh shit. It's time
What is the last one?
Last one.
Die, motherfucker, die!
That's what you get for being part of Build Game!
if you like
Hahahahaha!
Yeah, traitors!
Fuck a dang pig! They've cock-sucking-song bitches escaped the other side of the fort!
Alright, let's go!
Come on! Let's go!
I got more of them!
Alright, what's his name? Dickens?
Come on, Scammer Man.
Oh, shit.
I hooked up on the wall and I tried to turn around. It's fucking false.
I haven't been looting
My generous second mister.
Hell yeah!
I'm kind of busy man. I'm kind of busy. I don't know what's this here.
We still can't find Williamson anywhere
He's back that fool must be hide man
It is time to start tearing this place apart and find out where he's powering
Look at the goddamn gate open and lock it behind him
Oh, we've got company, gentlemen!
These scoundrels have got reinforcements riding this way!
Oh my good lord above!
Dang, Bill has influence now!
Don't tell me that the scammer is a double agent.
Oh, shit, here they come.
a lot of them
oh they have machine guns too oh shit
There's more that works this challenge- OH SHIT, ANOTHER ONE!
They're just, they're just rushing.
They're getting staggered.
Okay, idiots.
Got it?
We do it?
Bill ain't here.
We looked everywhere.
Bill's a little, alright.
I'm not gonna rush it.
We still have a lot to do.
All right
You're so stupid, Rose.
And he said, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And he told you.
Oh, stupid fucking Rosa.
Oh, take it there, John.
I'm real popular down there.
You just meet me at the ferry.
I've got lots of friends down south.
Absolutely.
We're going south.
The ferry Irish.
They'll just get me things.
I'm sorry about this John. I guess you'll be heading to Mexico. So it would seem...
How is it down there?
Wonderful. A sweet peace loving people with a love of social justice.
May you always pine coin in your pocket. It's been a pleasure spending time with you boy.
You too Mr. West Dickens.
Bye Dickens.
Alright boys, that's enough.
Going down south now.
I got 50 bucks!
Let's go!
All right, time to take the ferry. Oh wait, I can loop
The bodies didn't just uh, de-spawn this time. I'm off to 300 bucks
And we rich
Don't crazy
Fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yeah
I'm gonna need this if we're going to Mexico.
Yo, uh, Sal, thank you for these three years, welcome back.
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
Oh my god.
Oh no, no, no, I was trying to loot, there's a body under, no, I don't want to see the
Horses! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop! There's a body under it! I-I-I-Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna camp over here. I don't wanna go out of too close!
Oh
Oh, I guess that's what I get for being a
Burr gluten all the time. Oh my god. I'm still too close
Oh, I deserve that
Love the hat eat the survivors. Thank you. It's a nice hat
My bad.
Whoopsie.
She's gonna let Cal know what you did.
I'm glad she wasn't there to see that.
Alright, let me go pee before I start this next mission.
And we'll keep right back.
Hi guys.
Ew, so many worms!
Ew!
So many worms!
Ugh!
Ew.
Ew!
So many worms!
Ew!
it's worm in time no it is not yes well that's what makes you such an
interesting fellow mr. irish oh mr. Marston I come to wish you well how are
you sir okay it seems that our friend mr. irish here is well connected south of
the border oh it's true they love me down there it's like a second home I've got
more friends than you could shake a stick at should you so desire so you know
the way oh it's easy we just get on me rafk here and like this guy's lying
away to paradise come on then doppy I'm not sure your idea of paradise and mine
are quite the same Irish relax we'll have a great time and we'll find your man
Williams are no bother I hope so come on now look at it this way I know we ain't
exactly old pals but you know I've never done you wrong no but not do lack of
trying hey you boys have fun down there I shall miss you John Marston goodbye Mr.
Dickens where you headed me London or Paris I'll maybe taking I'm a traveling
man sir this land is much too small for the likes of me got bigger fish to
scan try not to get yourself killed oh well yes we men of science are not a
very loved bunch in this land of myth and superstition I'm off to the civilized
world where men like myself are revered and given medals have fun the same view
sir the same to you
Big scammer.
Yeah, they're sewing worms!
There's seven types of worms in chat now.
Oh shit.
Oh my god
I don't think they like
He said he had so many friends
Where are they
Oh, there they are.
Dude, if this engine had the, like, auto lock on, I'd be so fucked.
My eyes are so fucking done shit.
If Spider-Mafi, thanks for the nine months.
I'll come back.
Oh.
Hopped off.
I
Get your mother closer
I stopped the bird the bird body block for him
Really hate Irish
No one's daughter
Hell no
Iris is back
Oh my god
I don't like you in Mexico man. I don't like you at all
Damn
I expect you'll go out and be pissed at me.
Good to have you locked in here!
Get me out of here!
Oh, I'm a guy.
Doesn't this pirate bastard...
What's that funny spirit's plan?
This is the fourth time you're so fucking crazy nearly got me killed.
I thought you said they love you over here. Yeah, I'm sure I should have used that eyes.
Poor damn big brown eyes.
Turn stone into butter they would.
And the Mexicans know how to make a bottle of liquor too.
Of that porky?
Now there's a drink that would take a lot out of a pot.
No, my name is Andrew. Thanks for the four months.
Oh, you're gonna have some fun.
You're the best, Hermes.
I owe you a lot for motivating me to get my ship together.
Good! We need to all get our ship together.
I'm gonna kill you. Down here they call me El Ratoh.
The pack. Fun account of me skeleton, honey.
Pretty sure Ratoh means wrath, my friend.
I like it though. A little more inventive than Irish.
Well, you Americans never would've ever played with the use of landmine at the once-in-a-getten outstead.
It is, yeah, but no one really calls me Emily.
Shit! There's more fools behind that road!
Oh fuck, does Emmy motivate me when I get some shit together?
I don't know.
I don't ask questions, I'm just happy to get a reset.
Yo crazy fire, thank you for the 15 marks.
Come on back
See you.
Oh my good lord.
You're a tough-to-kid, Marston.
Why did you send him for?
I got the bird, did you see that?
Shots a bird out of the sky
Holy shit, holy fuck
You must be taking over the area, brother!
You should still run away!
Someone see your dad next time.
I thought you were doing this.
What did you fight?
He did say that. He did say that.
He did say that.
Yeah, he did say that.
I
Missed these escapades Johnny boy. I really I doubt you'll remember any of it Irish
I see that the court should put it the shore of the head
are we in mexico
my my looting got interrupted by the cutscene
how rude
further tell me where I'm headed of course of course let me think you do
know people down aside from your friends who welcomed us on the way yes I
think so I was drunk last time I was here John you know how it is I met an
American guy I saw him shoot a man drink with him in the village of Tuporosa
Funny guy.
You're a bastard.
You spilled your drink last time, John.
Well, thanks a lot for your help.
Oh, let me get...
you
I
Hired and digital deluxe
Just hate go away, hate hate go away.
I'm gonna miss it again.
Because y'all are typing so much, I can't look at the game.
Just, you never just think about shutting up
and focusing on the beauty of this game
that was made by the blood, sweat, and tears
of a bunch of artisan developers
that I can play it for like 40 bucks.
Or sorry, free of course.
It's, you don't think I've hired it in?
All the pay are confessed.
Well.
Thanks for the nice touch, Rick.
Ha ha.
You're that pirate that wants to go to high school.
Wait, how do, um, I've always wondered this.
You know those websites that sell game keys are cheap?
How do those websites work?
Like do they just kill people?
I'm just eating the counter, just eating credits or something because it's obviously shady.
Like, how does the fuck do they really have bulk?
Stolen keys.
Yeah, I don't know if this website still exists, but there's a website that used to sponsor some streamers and it was always like,
hmm how how do they do that how are they selling all these games for cheaper
oh yeah there's there's there's
I don't know they're supposed to
pardon but you speak in spanish
speak english
Oh, I see, gringo, I know much of England.
Yes.
I know 50 fucking bean eaters.
I know slippery little Mexicans.
Little pizza chips.
Comprende, amigo, comprende.
What are you doing here, gringo?
I don't remember inviting you to my country.
I don't think you did, amigo.
I mean, you know how I'm thinking.
You mean I's no harm? This is funny.
What harm could you do to us exactly?
Nothing, Mego.
Now, I appreciate the welcome committee.
But I'd hate to spoil a beautiful afternoon on such beautiful land,
any further unpleasantries.
Have you excused me?
Hold it, Mego. I think you're forgetting something.
I need a taxation.
I have an orange family.
I too have a family friend.
I think your wife left you again bro.
I think, I'm not sure.
Hey that's Arthur Morgan's hat.
Give that shit back.
Can I see the boot gringo?
I think you can see him from where you're standing.
You're standing just fine, senior
Take off the boots, I made it car. No
As you wish
Was that really damn John very good
Yo, the end, Dan. Thanks for the six months.
What a great way to improve border relations.
Thanks, Dan.
An moderate farmer crossing the river,
coming into this civilization and butchering the local peasants.
Thank you very much, sir.
Don't mention it, old man.
You kill peasants, you become a peasant.
I never aspired to be anything more.
more. A socialist, huh? No wonder you left America. How many things? Most of them bad.
But a man of political principles? No. Well then I fear Mexico may not be for you, sir.
Don't you worry about me. Oh, but I do worry. An angry man a long way from home,
A man who handles a gun as sloppy as you.
I can handle a gun okay, partner.
Yeah, as long as you're killing quail or peasants.
But if you have to face another man, you don't stand a chance.
And you do?
I can show you a few tricks.
Come with me.
Hold on.
What's your name?
That doesn't matter anymore.
And you?
I never had a name, mister.
I was raised in an orphanage.
I'm a real American.
Just wonderful.
He seems nice.
Well, you won't make it into the circus, but you can.
Sure.
Keep on practicing.
Thank you, old man.
Now, who are you?
No one interested.
Who are you?
Landon Ricketts. Not a name that means much anymore.
It makes a little. You were famous when I was a boy.
Yeah, killing men's is a strange kind of thing.
I was the fastest in my time. I must have been.
I'm the only one left.
What are you doing here?
I'm waiting.
Ha!
I'm dying guys.
Yo!
Can't Sarumi, thanks for 5 months!
from here.
It could be this whole place is teeming with Americans on the run, mercenaries, locals
have been on revolution.
Revolution?
Another one?
Yeah.
Oh Chris, thanks for six months.
There really is.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us Cowboy, Rowemir and Marchemir, and Marchie,
six months.
promising the peasants their freedom I just like the last two or three local
government foul bunch currently in the human is this place like a feudal king
he's an awful individual is that so yeah until someone puts a bullet in his head
come on let's get back to it you gotta keep that back straight otherwise it
mix the gun jump see it's a scope you'll make the difference now that's a real
gun our new gun sorry to face the tag
now that wasn't so hard was it come on I've got another idea okay sir the
Where do I move this? Oops, a marker.
Oh
Screaming I heard many a story when I was a boy still do sometimes what these days
What do people say? Oh, you know how them conversations go
fellas arguing over who's the toughest who's the fastest and who shot people in
the back I place good money on me still be in the past is that so old man I
spent my life proving people wrong partner
senior Ricketts senior Ricketts senior Ricketts for our senior our backwagons
under attack just outside of town need your help again whoa slow down Ramon
we'll take care of it thank you sir again you are the savior of this town well
Oh, my friend, are you ready to take a list theoretical exam?
Sure.
I don't think I ever rode with no savior before.
Come on, these people need me.
Cow.
How'd a cow get across the river?
Yo, Moon, thanks for the one year.
Welcome back.
12 months, nice.
So why are you looking for these two men?
It's a long story. We used to ride together. We was all friends once.
Only a buzzard feeds on his friends. There must be a high bounty on their heads.
What would you do if somebody took the people you loved and told you they'd die if you didn't do as they asked?
I'd show them what a big mistake they'd make.
There they are. Follow me.
Arthur!
It's not an Arthur. Well, Arthur didn't exist when they made this, right?
Don't try to beat something you're not!
You stir with a bandito off of each...
Why are you treated like one of their gang in Mexico?
I WAS LOOTING!
Alright, let's move on. Everybody stay alert.
Can I only change outfit? Wait, can I only change outfit at a...
Oh. Gentlemen's attire.
Just a bandito.
Let's go!
I can see you haven't lost your touch Landon. Nobody said I had. You thought real big for a boy who couldn't shoot straight a half hour ago.
Well, John was always good at shooting.
No man who can't stand up straight no more. You're a long way from being a Landon-ridden partner. Young, older, otherwise.
You feel it! You need it! I'm a friend!
Oh, I just like I thought. Let's go!
Let's go!
I actually like Red Dead 2.
Uh, I really, really liked it.
Red Dead 1 is good too, but, I mean...
There's just no Arthur Morgan, you know what I mean?
Uh...
Wagon?
Woah!
Wagon?
I think it's a bug.
Yo, up to you, thank you for the crime, welcome.
Yes, I absolutely didn't even fail the quest.
You're the boss!
Keep your eyes peeled. These bandits don't give up easily.
You know, it feels good if you're passing on some of my talents.
We did well back there, like I showed you. It's about staying sharp and loose.
Reading movement, seeing all your enemies as one. You're learning.
I appreciate all the help, sir. I really do.
Getting out that wagging long way.
The gas turns on the enemy truck wagging.
Target them and dead eye and take them out.
What?
Am I supposed to do something here?
It's a lich to get.
Oh, no, man.
Um, well, the set- there's a- a whack, so where's he looking?
Oh, there.
Why's he looking this way?
Okay, well, I guess I have to try again.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
I guess I'm- I'm not gonna shoot that guy.
When he showed up as red on my maps, I assumed I was supposed to kill him.
Alright, let's move out. Everybody stay alert.
Maybe not.
Come on!
Oh shit! There's a wagon!
That's weird why it's spawned the other two times.
So weird.
Yo, oh thank you for the 10.
Hell yeah, thank you oh.
I appreciate it, thank you so much!
Come on!
Yes, lots of W's and chaps were old.
Thank you.
You're both very kind.
Tell you old pirate, bro!
Old pirate games!
How many times do I have to say it?
I've never pirated a game in my life!
I think.
Oh, you're dumb, you're also a thank you for the crime.
Welcome.
Well, I mean, I could have when I was like a kid, and I just don't remember.
So I don't want to say I have it, if maybe I have, you know.
I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure I have it.
Come on, where'd you go, lady?
Oh my God, there's frosts everywhere.
Muy interesante. Gracias, amigos.
Mr. Marston, how the devil are you?
I'm fine. How are you, Mr. Ricketts?
I'm good. I'm glad you're here,
because these men were just telling me about Mr. Escuela.
Javier Escuela?
Emilio, let me ask you something.
Is nombre es Javier Sr. Escuela
is Javier Tussi?
No, señor.
He doesn't know.
I got that bit.
Ask him, was he about five foot eight?
Mustache?
Did he have an American in tow?
Big American?
Emilio.
The Sabacone.
Right in the Americano?
Don't know, say.
No.
Again, I got that.
But they do have his sister.
Emilio's, I mean.
She's a fine young woman.
Don't know, say.
Teacher.
A human being.
Not the cloth vermin so many people
seem to have turned into.
Tell them I'm sorry.
When a man's family is involved,
you need a little more enthusiasm than mere apologies.
I have enough worries, sir.
This man's problems pain me, but they're not quite my own.
Those who sit on the fence make a choice in their own way.
Don't you think, Mr. Marston?
Of course.
And what about you, Ricketts?
A man living in the past, a man who ran away from home?
What choice did you make?
I'll tell you what choice I made.
I'm a fighter, sir.
And I'll fight to the end.
I think we should get going.
You can take the train with me or ride yourself.
Makes no odds to me.
Ooh, train!
I'll take the train with you.
I mean, Rick, it's a show.
Of course I'll take the train with him.
We're friends now!
I've been hearing some things about you, John Marston, really, that perhaps you're more
in need of my help than I thought.
Is that so?
There's some recent encounters with this Bill Williams and Tella haven't gone exactly
in your favor.
Funny how everyone seems to know my business, but nothing about the men I'm looking for.
It isn't easy getting the locals to talk.
Yeah, how do they all know?
Yeah, train ride!
Joey, we need to travel so they keep telling me.
We'll get off at Casa Madrigada and ride from there.
Where are they gonna get out the first step?
This time, show!
I
Don't skip right
No
I can thank you. Thank you, ha ha. Thank you, ha ha.
You're old for sleep.
There should be some forces for us across the way.
Oh June! June 10th, 10 big gifts of... Thanks June 95!
The 10, 10 big ones. Thank you. Oh shit!
How's here? How's... How is there ahead of us?
Thanks June! Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Of course, we'll not leave Cal behind.
Absolutely not.
Also playing deadlock, by the way.
Whoa.
here we are looks kind of sleepy don't it all right let's find this Carlos guy
Carlos
Where are you? Where are you bro? Carlos.
See? We're here for Luisa. Is she still being held up in the caves?
Yes. She's still up there. Who's the cowboy? We're here to help.
No, I'm John.
I can distract the guards you and the gringo can get inside let's do it I will
keep them talking so your the rest I will eat to you hope you're ready for
this I'm always ready I'm John Marston a real cowboy
I got my gun locked and loaded.
Ready to kill some no no good doers.
Oh sorry bro, sorry bro, alright.
It's time.
I recognize a few words.
What's he saying oh oh he pissed him off
Come on, let's get into those caves
You know what's the point of scaring the gorge where it's gonna kill them all anyway
You ain't gonna miss!
I mean, I'm all just shot to guard.
Like what?
Keep at it, Marston! Get up here, Marston!
You're gonna be more so holy shit you can speak Spanish
I'm sorry, I know you're a multi-culture like that.
Hey, Emeru, finally I have the opportunity to send you a message.
Just want to say that I really love your content and your funny persona.
I wish you all the best and keep being such a good content creator.
Also, I love your cosplays, they are so good, let's stay free.
Thank you, bro.
Unfortunately, it's not persona, I'm actually just stupid.
Oh fuck.
I'm trying to stop you.
Thank you, Deodd, Kev, and our random Mexican Thanksgiving 11 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right.
Looking time.
The guy who door is like, I'm not paying guys.
I just pay pal receipt stand back damn it here goes
Come on boy! Poor girl's barely alive. Oh no. Right let's see if we can all get out of here in one piece.
Let's save her!
Let's die!
Die you woman kidnappers, you fucking freak!
What you get?
What you get, huh?
It was some chai chi, thanks for 29 months.
All these bodies coming...
There's someone over there, but...
Oh, I'm always
Going to mass peak peak peak
I gotta make sure to loot as much cash as I can so I can go back to the Blackjack table.
I'm gonna be a rich rich man.
Mount a horse.
Help!
Get dressed down here.
Where's my pal?
randomness thanks for 38 months forming my shit you can't stop me I'm forming my
shit let's go before I want one of those rando horses only cow is good enough
Don't worry, I'll keep the- I'll keep the- I'll keep the ladies safe guys, don't worry.
What, anyone die?
Don't make me kill you!
You're a dark arachis.
Eight months, welcome back.
I think I'm gonna take you down.
I have cleared the path.
Ricketts, are you proud of me?
Now turn around.
Come on.
I'm a good cowboy.
Damn, where the hell is Carlos?
I thought he was meeting us here.
Am I gross or am I lost the horse?
Something doesn't feel right here.
Something doesn't feel right.
Whoa, there he is.
Talk about cutting it fine.
Carlos!
Luisa! Gracias a Dios!
Thank you for saving me. You're good men.
Friends of the people of this land.
Was someone named Harvey Gare Square
one of the men holding you?
No. I don't know. I don't think so.
But I remember that name from prison.
Bad people spoke of him.
I told you, John, he's still in Mexico.
Okay, then. I guess we'll keep looking.
Yeah.
Bye-bye.
Honor plus 50.
Such a good guy.
Okay, uh, might as well go back to land in DeSanta.
Okay, uh, we can go back to land then I guess.
Might as well.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Work it.
Come back between 7am and 10pm.
Uh...
I will I could just uh the blue house means I can sleep excuse me, ma'am
Does the blue house mean I can sleep there or I can buy the property 200 dollars
Should I buy a house in Mexico I
Have like 400 bucks, so it's half my money
Mexican Poncho menu...
I'm in!
It's in Poncho menu entry completed.
What does that mean?
Billy Sasson...
Mexican Poncho!
Oh my god, I gotta wear the posture outfit. Oh my god, it goes hard
Nice
Okay, I don't see anything else I really need to do here.
Good morning, world!
That's kind of fucked to say.
I'll keep playing you in servitude for the rest of your life on Earth.
If that makes you happy, yes, I shall indeed, sir.
Well then, your deal.
Oh, Marston, would you like to join us?
I don't think so. I'm just gonna have a drink.
Oh, come on. Sit down. Sit down.
Okay, then. Gentlemen, here you go.
Namakshaan!
everyone starts with a force that called the small blind person let's put
the dealer must bet half the minimum bet
well what convenient timing for a friend to join mr. Ricketts I'll be watching
Yeah, I'm really bad at folklore. I don't really understand how it works. I know hands.
I have a queen and a nine.
Should I bet, or should I fold?
Hmm.
All in?
Fuck it!
All in!
me out looks like the table is turned there was me thinking I wasn't gonna
make any money today I'll hold it doesn't like a game of poker to warm the
soul
No, thank you, I don't even look at my head
You two must think I'm a oh my god
Great conus. Thanks for four months Abigail wondering how long this personally run is gonna take oh my god
Excuse me. Where the fuck is Abigail?
You fucking cheats
Her mother let's calm down. There must be some mistake
There's no mistake your Yankee friend here is a fucking cheat. They're Germany calm yourself down
Oh, yeah, you know exactly what you did
Yeah, I know exactly what I did friend, which was nothing
Not preferred if we could all play a friendly game and no one get hurt
You you plan to disquiet Ricketts. Why would I do that? I've already beaten you now calm down
Let's finish the game has no more cats. Yeah, he's up there friend
trauma
that must be a name for this
that was good
The other man will be in no position to argue.
Sanchez will be my second.
As you wish, Germany.
As you wish.
Yeah, I'm over.
I gave a poker.
Walk with me, John.
I want to make sure you know how this is going to work.
A duel is all about timing.
If you pull your gun too soon, you'll
less accurate after you draw pick your shots carefully like I showed you once
you picked your marks the rest my friend is in the hands of things I'll show you
what happens to filthy cheese
I didn't think it was going to be that simple.
Damn!
Damn, I didn't think it was going to be like that!
Hey, you like killing watch me cut her throat nice friends got here mr. Ricketts do your Marston
Periamos ahora a we fight now
Please
You better not miss out this train to up on the horse said
Oh god.
There was like no opening!
Damn it bro.
Oh god.
That's glass though.
Don't worry, this time I will save her.
This time I will save her.
Locked!
Look where it's at!
Hey!
You obviously did not come to this town.
We got this covered, Barstool.
No more poker, I had time to loot one body.
Hmm.
Here we go.
Loot.
Yee-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he.
I got me.
You.
Hmm.
We've killed half the men in this town.
And everyone's just fine with it.
Hmm.
Araho!
Oh, excuse me.
All right, Ricketts, what's up now?
Howdy, ma'am.
Hey, gringo.
Mr. Ricketts, come on in.
Sit down and have yourself a drink.
Sure.
Say, any word of Javier Escuela?
No, I didn't yet say, why are you after him anyway?
We're old friends.
We was kind of educated together.
So what is this, some kind of high school...
Yo, Penny, Pen only, thank you for the sub.
Something like that.
Well, you've killed people. You've lived a life.
Then I have.
And I tried to stop.
I mean, I don't know.
I tried to go straight.
I did.
I left the gang after the gang left me.
Left me to die after I'd been shot.
They don't go crazy anyhow.
Our old leader, fellow you probably heard of.
Anyway, he more or less lost his mind,
went and shot a bunch of people unfair like.
I got shot in a robbery.
They left me, and I left them.
Oh, that's how it goes.
What's up?
This is like Abby after OPK pep I had.
All right, you have me a woman.
Got me a farm.
Yeah, kind of.
Then I got me more trouble.
Sure.
I didn't see the track.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
Track him.
Kill him.
Well, if you don't, someone else will.
There's no escape.
Look at me, I spent 25 years killing men.
God shot.
Sitting around here like some low rent would-be messiah.
We're relics.
I did.
Why are people saying to me about OTK stuff like,
Damn, you really dodged the bullet.
I'm like, actually no, it went right through me.
But I'm fine now, so.
Mr. Rick, it's fine.
Thank God I have found you.
And you, Mr. Marston.
Will you sit down? You all right?
Well, sir. But Ayende is sending more men to the deaths.
Prisoners who have not been tried.
The prominent writer Castilla and the local official
whose only crime was not putting the small holders on the street
when they were late with taxes.
Not the taxes.
Writers and government officials. For once I agree with Ayende.
Some men need to be killed.
Mr. Ricketts!
I was just joking. Where are they?
Let's hang up our self pity and go shoot ourselves some bad guys.
It's like clone, thanks for 16 months.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Both of you.
Alright, here we go again.
The dog?
That's fucked up, they want you to pet dogs in this one.
I'll cut the chicken.
Oh, he can't.
Flame.
Just be careful, John. Keep jumping from one side of the fence to the other. You might just get impaled on it.
I have to find these two men. With respect, how I do it is no concern of yours.
Choose your tone wisely, partner. Remember who you're talking to.
How could I ever forget?
Who are you, John Marston? Apart from a rat feeding every other hand he can find, my name means something.
All you've done is kill a few peasant, and the only real outlaw you've taken on dropped you like a bad habit.
I like their shit-talking.
Yo, great wipes, awfulo, thank you for the 5 months.
Oh wait, I thought- oh, I- I think I can't stop the loot.
Thank you, Sancho!
Thanks for the time!
Am I supposed to kill the wagon driver?
Alright, bye cow!
Megan, the prisoner is to America.
Hell yeah.
Oh
I'm not even dead. I need to have some fuck.
Where the fuck did he go?
Let's fucking go!
I will handle it from here. I know you've got other matters to attend to it's been nice riding with you mr.. Ricketts
And you too you took me back to another time talk to Louisa
She'll help you and she's well connected
I hope you find what you're looking for, Marston.
Look back.
You know what I'm looking for.
If you say so, Marston.
If you say so.
Game 150.
John, you're getting too well-known.
You're supposed to be low-key.
Alright, to Santa.
Have we met this person yet?
You need a better spot for the camp.
Alright.
You want a camp spot?
Come on, quick travel.
Oh, I hear you here.
here was me
oh you're crossing
Oh dangit, thanks for 41 months!
I'm only here for... for El queso diablo. I'm only here for Cheddar.
MAN!
What do you want, Gringo?
El queso diablo.
What do you do need?
Have you heard? There's a war going on.
Hold on.
My name's John Marston.
Been sitting here to retrieve a couple of men.
Hey, he's gonna worm.
Where is he?
You want to talk to my boss, Gringo?
Yes.
Because I'm not good enough for you?
No, sir.
You think you're better than me?
Yes, sir.
You come to my country, my poor little country.
And you think you can be friends with the president?
Oh, sir.
So I'm sorry, sir.
Things must have come out wrong.
Maybe you can help me.
Sorry, friend.
Oh.
Ah!
Relax.
Let me relax.
Hey.
How are you?
Sure.
Somewhere between the threat and stare
and the soldier's arm to the teeth.
Yeah.
Yeah, you had me.
Welcome to Mexico, Migo!
Let's call me Trink!
Dread Pirate!
It's for the seven months.
My name is...
Thank you, Pirate.
Oh, here he is!
El queso diablo.
Aquila.
But we are both beholding to our time.
A brave man. Perhaps you have heard of him.
Coronel Alamde.
He's trying to preserve the order in our province.
To keep our civilization alive.
It is tough.
The people are confused.
They usually swear.
Sometimes send me service of what he's like.
You've got to do very good things.
It breaks my heart.
I also am no moralist, sir.
I wish I enjoy your fields, Mr. Marston.
I'm trying to find a man, an American,
an outlaw named Bill Williamson.
I believe you came here to seek protection from another outlaw and Javier Escuela.
You're no mortaless.
But you haunt outlaws?
So it would seem.
You heard anything of these men?
I heard nothing.
Or what is left of it?
Outlaws seek each other.
They're possibly hiding with feasts and killers who pose as freedom fighters in the middle
of the land.
Thanks for two months.
I'll come back.
What could I find that's Reyes if I knew I would be there
Hunting him with everything that is through with the meat
Honored, thanks for 13 months, thank you for 39 months
But it's possible though
My men are trying to lure him into a trap possibly
You could write with us
And if everything goes okay, I'm sure the Coronel will help you.
Okay.
Bávaros!
Are you going to the right with me?
Right, Father DeSanta, take your own horse.
Uh, sorry, Cal, I think for the experience I should have probably right shot, then.
We must be quick. It's a long way to Barossa.
I knew they'd got it so it's a warm welcome from the Mexican army. I can see it.
I didn't know what to expect. I hadn't even crossed the border and I would be a shot at.
You will hear a lot of words like bad and oppression here.
Words are the best and the worst.
I'm not going to be a shot at.
Words like bad and oppression, here, words are the best and have been taught, but do not understand meaningless words.
Help me suffer, uh, crises of reputation.
You've not heard about Colonel down here. He's not famous for his compassion.
This is the point. Have you made Colonel Allende? Do you know him?
No. Like a paparazzi, we just repeat lies to learn.
Allende is a good man, a strong man, he carries the weight of a million problems on his shoulders.
Am I supposed to pay them?
You gringos are so weak to touch.
You don't talk badly about the people
because they're an answer to your plan.
And by themselves, they should look in the head.
True.
You know, we're talking about this.
And I ain't here to make chugging all the way
if you're dumb.
I've got enough problems with my own right now.
This is in America, sir.
We are poor.
Our finest must take a different course.
What is better?
The Pundo Armada are hungry, huh?
Or to feed the big gross group to eat.
I think you need to answer that question yourself.
Who are these others, you hundred?
This is Billy, the cowboy, and his Mexican friend.
Bill Williams is a fellow I used to know, and I'm here a squilla.
Well, I knew him too.
What do you mean? Do you know this man?
Who his friend was.
Part of the past, I can't seem to get rid of.
The past is all that's real life, man.
They can have you, Max.
That is the problem with the people here.
They spent too much time dreaming about imaginary futures.
I know I can't change that.
I'm sure gonna do something about the future.
Whatever helps you to sleep at night, amigo,
to my country, it's full of American criminals,
mostly in the service of the rebel peace.
Execute an easy place for a man to lose himself,
whether he wants to be used or not.
Hopefully not too easy.
Ain't got much time to find these men.
There must be a high price on their heads.
The highest price?
Can I ask how much?
I get paid
It should just allow this I mean this is literally just cinema
The right? The right?
Don't you throw silly ideas at me.
What do you know about the rights of the Mexican people?
Very little.
They say there must be something behind this rebellion.
Although you was behind this new revolution.
Lies. Insidious lies.
The peasants are scooped in like garbage. They can be heard.
It only takes a few men to move ahead.
Maybe they just have enough being called stupid.
You're talking about things you don't understand.
If you ask me something, I'm gonna give you an answer.
Are you a revolutionary? Is that what you give me?
I was once a spouse and a twisty kind of way.
I thought I could change something at the heart of it.
Change what?
I don't know. Maybe that was a problem.
Pollution is always selfish.
There is nothing but greed and evil.
Individuals put in their own needs about those muggies.
It is pit-a-patting to change when they have no idea what change is.
If your poor man has been beat down all his life, any change is going to seem good.
What do you think?
That over doing the government, it's going to make a poor man rich?
If you're not helping them, it's only natural they're going to look for someone else who will.
For a tired overabundance scenario, for a harrowing of easy, what do you want us to do?
Walk around, give out money, have a good poor person and make them.
What a terrible idea.
First, they need to look at what they're doing.
Then they need to go out and do some work, rather than sitting on their cootles, talking about breathing.
Who's this man we're looking for? Leader of the rebels?
I'm Reyes. He's a traitor, a liar, a coward and a sinner, a hero who has done nothing.
I don't know what we spent for the shed I look as for. I have a will for the pathetic war.
That's a nice image.
He is from a rich family. A man born in a golden trend, hoping that's to fight for the poor.
He's taking advantage of the ignorant and the weak mind. He must be telling people something
Of course he is. All that bastard dust is standing above gong and giving speech
Let's go for now. Are you ready? Ready for what?
We will lure the rebels into a trap. There's a train leaving to Karosa soon.
We're going to the square. They will think it's a supply train. There are no supplies on it.
Thank you for the time. Thank you. Thank you, Randall. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh,
wait, uh, let me call Cal. Cal? Wait, oh, there she is. Thank you, Randall. Thank you.
Thank you!
Viva Mexico!
Thank you!
Oh, across the house, I guess I should say.
Loki, thanks for the six months.
Hello, Emily Leary of EmU with Kirby Ravel, Kirby Ravel, Kirby Ravel Roses.
That's born the train master long long
What happens if I get in part of the train?
I'm not going to test it, but we're just going to stick them out, try it.
It's very realistic.
What a great game.
great game. Rockstar, you've done it again, another masterpiece.
I at least was smart enough to get off of Cal. Cal has to survive to the end of the game.
I don't know what I'll do with my girl.
I don't know if I'll be able to handle it.
Oh
Just in case any bandits are doing full up. Oh shit
Dude there's so much loot on the ground that I can't get
Oh
We're off the rails!
Horse!
Move around! Back you from the south!
Why are you waiting on me?
Sorry, bro.
Alright, mate?
Come on!
That was worth it!
Oh
Yeah
More rebels
Oh my god
We're going to stop the train!
Walkin' John!
Oh God.
Woah.
Come on.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah!
We did it!
Whoa, whoa!
Easy.
We're here to buy this!
We did a good thing for Mexico today.
And all I am, they will be very pleased.
I can't read all the Spanish.
I'm going to move on to Shave.
Now!
Wait, retake the train!
We really just protected the trident once these idiots steal it!
Woo!
Oh!
Uh-oh!
Holy...
Perfect stop!
Thanks for the three months.
Currently rewatching your Cyberpunk playthrough during the day, EU, and getting to watch live
in the evening slash night.
Best of both worlds less than three.
Thanks Tracks.
We see that.
Another successful mission.
Holy shit, we're all the way up here.
DeSanta or Luisa?
Luisa's the girl that we saved, right?
Am I too close to camp here?
Oh, I can camp here.
Yeah, I think she was the girl I was kidnapped and we ran through a cave to save her.
Uh, where is she though?
Come back, I just need 5am and oh my god.
I'm always up here at the wrong time.
Oh my god.
I'm taking nap right in front of her house.
Is this still the wrong time?
This doesn't seem right.
Oh my god!
Alright pal, we're going to camp again.
Oh, he's got a nap again!
He's jogging!
What the hell?
They jogged in the Wild West.
Oh, he's still there!
Interesting. Who the heck is that?
Oh wait, wait, come back!
Why is he running?
Sir!
No harm done.
Where's he going?
I thought maybe it was like a special mpc or something but I guess it was just running.
Oh I'm sorry she ran inside, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even notice her there, I was just going to the X.
It's okay, Mom. It's okay.
Oopsie.
Oh, Mr. Marston.
Mom, Dad, this is Gringo who saved me.
Thank you very much.
My family is interested in you.
Forgive my English.
What's happening?
Great and terrible things.
The revolution is coming.
The country will be in turmoil once more.
This time, we hope it's the last time.
Does that seem likely?
With Abraham Reyes, anything is possible.
Where's your family going?
My parents and my brother are headed to the hill.
My sister has to flee.
The army have an unfortunate way of treating women.
And you?
Don't worry about me, Mr. Marston.
I'm living in history. I'm not afraid to die.
Your nobility is almost as affecting as your naivete.
I would rather be dead than a cynic like you, Mr. Marston.
What, too?
I know you're not really like that, he saved me.
Ruiz, who are you going to save, Miranda?
We have to take the dead to his ship, it's going to be late.
Mr. Marston, can I ask one more favor of you?
Can you take my sister to the docks?
We are sending her to work for a kind man in the Yucatan.
She's still young for revolution.
Okay, anything I can do to help her out?
The boat leaves at sundown.
Miranda, let's go.
Oh, my God, Miranda!
Uh, why is there a timer?
Timed mission I guess?
Alright, get in.
Get to the docks before sundown.
Oh, I mean, what's really gonna stop us?
Also, I'm a fan of task gift drivers.
And it's... and it's... think of... oh!
Oh!
Pare!
Ah, papeles!
No.
Este camino está prohibido.
What do they want now?
Act normal.
It's nothing to worry about
Act normal
Stay away from them!
Okay, look!
Drive right through!
We got a deadline!
It's already a quarter over!
Here we go!
I see more by the train! Go to the right!
But now we cannot slow down!
I'm trying!
Hold the tower and reach the top.
No, I want the map!
Don't worry, Milady. I'll save you.
Come on, hurry!
Don't stay on the road. That's all you have to do.
Look! Straight ahead! Quick! Take this left!
It looks like the back left wheel is going to pop off.
That was good.
Stay lit!
Don't let them stop us now! We are nearly there!
Ah!
Ah shit, I missed the turn.
Oh, shit.
We made it!
Sorry.
Bye. He's safe now.
Fuck out. Honor plus a hundred. Being a good man.
Alright, now we can go back to Luisa, but DeSanta is very close.
I might as well just ride there.
Actually, I guess it's probably better still quicker to camp.
Yeah!
Yo, Paragon! Thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Paragon!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Wait, where am I?
Oh.
Thank you, Paragon.
Come in.
Did I see that guy just hop up over there?
creepy. Come back to set- oh my god. I'm never at the right place at the right time.
my bad bro my bad bro I'm sorry I'm sorry bro I'm not I don't try to run
them over. Damn. How do you know what to say? It's not good.
Yo, Ember Vera, thanks for 13 months. Wow.
I did not mean to assault with the horse. I'm sorry.
It's still wrong to-
He shot me first!
Like what the fuck?
You almost killed him first
Yeah, no I did do that
Let's go!
All right.
Now let's just walk right back into town and not bother anyone, and, uh, let's go.
back in the town and not bother anyone and uh, our thing will be fine.
I
Will look for that
¿Trabajando noche iría?
¿Por su honor?
¿Lo honor?
¿Qué eres, un muchacho?
¿Overcito?
¡Sin vergüenza!
¿Qué diablos es este cabrón?
Best that's the menu and we hope to defeat rays.
And then I spoke to you of...
A frente a México.
Hello, sir.
Hola, gringo.
So you are the bounty hunter, huh?
Have you found your prey yet?
No, sir.
Perhaps you'll come to hunt me, huh?
Your country loves to make trouble in mine.
Perhaps, but it isn't so.
Ah, perhaps I should tie you to a horse
and let it drag you around town, or let the dogs fight you, huh?
Then see what you say.
I'd say the same thing.
I'm here to bring too many to justice, nothing more.
Your politics or ideas of entertainment
I'm not my concern.
Yeah, he's post-mortem.
Pero son tuyos.
Sinceramente, espero que me encontraste
alguna compañía más interesante que esa bruja
que me traíste anoche.
Let me ask you this, sir.
Do you know anything of the men I'm looking for?
Escuela is from this province.
His father was a boracho, a drunk, who worked as a laborer,
a land cultivated by my uncle.
Men like that are natural allies for Reyes.
My people have lived and worked here for a hundred years.
We brought civilization.
And these people, these fucking monkeys, they're spies us.
We brought them God.
They turned their back on them.
Now I fight to help them from themselves,
to save them from themselves.
I see in their faces that they would kill me if they could.
They'd shield me at tyrants.
That is the way it is.
These people need a ruler.
Well, sorry to hear that.
Sorry?
Oh, I'd be sorry.
It is a way of mankind to fight between two forces.
Que será, será.
What will be, will be.
But I know one thing, Senor Marston.
Force.
Oh, sorry.
I've been here for three months.
Must be used.
If you're to have your own way.
I'm sure.
Now, perhaps you can do me a favor,
while I find these men for you.
After you find the men.
They don't help in any way I can.
You are in no position to negotiate.
Now, por favor, a bunch of these idiots men,
fighting at Tesoro Azul,
and you head there and you lend your support.
I
Also, what does this wait is here today? No, Ponga the trust in me. Hey, I got on
No, that means a brah. Bye. I follow me. We must hurry
We don't
I don't
I finally made your great leader. He certainly lives up to his reputation.
You're not better than for two months.
Look back.
It isn't the criticize power when you have never had it yourself.
Maybe it is because you have never been in the presence of a strong man before.
I have seen the pictures of your country and the newspaper.
Men bringing in decoratories and cells like women.
Vanity is the legacy that British left behind.
Yeah, fuck the British.
I don't know the fella. Just saying. That's how he treats his own man.
Coronel Allende controls any situation he's in because he knows that situation can never be allowed to control him.
That's what a leader must do.
Any boy thinks for the five months?
Now notice, we're fighting a war. We're all under a lot of pressure.
Pressure to find young girls?
The coronel needs recreation like everyone else.
We do not have time to call women. He's waiting a war on itery.
and his impatient for victory is trying to inspire wisdom in those more stupid than himself.
Adminlers of Tamago, we're already late! Come on, let's see if you can rate!
Yeah!
I told you!
Well, yeah, young gift-wobbs, thanks for eight months!
I am a young, now-a-days-tweet, and we're not running through the night.
How are you? I hope you're doing well.
Thank you, next-day-things. I'm gonna see you.
Come on!
Oh, it's getting too bad.
Stop being nicer and outlaw.
Uh...
You know what?
Fuck you guys!
Every single one of you in chat!
All of you!
I would defeat all of you in a duel at the same time.
So, I guess we ain't taking it to Christmas, right?
I guess we ain't taking it to Christmas, right?
Just ramming to my horse.
I take my 10 gifted back.
I will rat you out to the Pinkerton's.
Okay, now I'm definitely, now I'm definitely dueling everyone here.
How dare you?
Holy...
I
Guys are wearing the hat
Okay, maybe I maybe I can't defeat everyone in a duel. What the fuck was that?
my lagging
I'm sorry, but...
When you're in the center of town,
are all these corpses laying around?
Why I never...
I don't believe that other people don't loot everything that they can in these
kinds of games. There's no way you just leave all the loot laying around. I don't believe it!
Yikes!
school. Don't you? You're helping Mexico.
Vamos, muchachos! Buen trabajo!
Aaaaaaah!
Yo me quedo aqui para pizclar el gringo.
Capitán de Santa. Get the fire bottles!
It's time to finish what we started.
Let's put up some fire bottles.
¿Por aquí en decir? ¿Por qué en decir?
We're not even.
Once you finish this.
Burn one of the rubble hideouts.
What the fuck, John?
John, you should- what the-
There's summer salt.
All right, we got him.
rubble's not the good guys. John just working for the stumbags again. Oh John.
Okay, guys, so we found that door.
There is a clock over here somewhere.
I found something building.
Ow!
Let's see where you go.
Come on!
Okay.
I got some stuff to do y'all, but I will be back on Sunday.
And uh, I can either do a sub-sunday or just keep playing this.
I kinda wanna try to finish this, but we'll see.
I will save.
Yes, I shall be back on Sunday.
I'm sorry for the shorter stream today.
Only four hours, but yeah.
I will keep playing this.
you