you
Well, okay, so one of them, while I do need to keep nice and safe for the care package,
but then the other one, I was thinking since Sin is out of town, I could put it on her stream chair.
Yes, and then when she gets home, she'll be face to face with Chorm.
Nox, Q, save for the Prime. Thank you so much.
But I don't know, like, oooohhh, I can't even, oooohhh, oooohhh, so cute, he's so ugly.
Sorry for being this guy, but I think your mic is messed up again.
Uh, yeah, I don't know what's been wrong with it. I can boost it, but yeah, it's been bad, I don't know that.
Hello.
He's perfect.
This is the biggest size that they sell, so I was thinking imagine if I buy more like
tiny little baby one high cheddar, if I buy more tiny little baby ones.
You know Phil, thanks for the five months.
It's weird.
I know.
Look when you were not the worst thing of having this in my room has been
Before I put them on my desk because I was gonna start streaming. I had them on the floor
And I kept seeing the swarm on the floor and thinking it was one of my cats like
Kmi
Oh blue, thanks for three on seer two
Look
Oh, and then I started getting used to seeing TORM on the floor, and then I'd see Cheddar on the floor and get up, and then I get scared because I thought that the TORM started moving.
Yippee. Cheddar likes it long.
He's so nasty.
Oh, I do also have a kind of an announcement a little bit.
I wanted to announce all of the stuff that I'm doing in the next like couple of weeks today, but some of it I still can't announce yet.
But um, some people might be wondering, since yesterday was technically the start of the New Year.
I'm still doing a Chinese New Year event at the end of the Lunar New Year period, like during the Lantern Festival.
So that'll be on March 4th and one of the days that I didn't stream, I went and I poured the
place where we're gonna host it and it's very cool. They're trying to make it even fancier
than last year. I was like, whoa, so uh, I think that'll be cool. Yeah, you're the horse. I'm not
sure if we're going to bring out a horse probably not, but maybe. I did ask for a horse.
But we'll see.
So Lunar New Year is actually, it's like a festival, it's not one day.
I'm doing it at the end because I didn't want there to be like too many things all at once.
And it was like, that was the day that almost everyone could come.
So, part four.
Yeah.
One of you is the same house as last year.
Because I wanted a different house.
If we're gonna rent a house anyway, might as well get a different one, right?
So
Wolf man, thank you for the race up. Yeah, I don't know what I feel like I have to hide these
I don't want to
Cheese stick
Here
Cutters chopped he's not that chopped. I don't think
Yeah, I guess I'll just leave those there for now, but I got a ton of stuff for the
care packages, so don't forget to redeem tickets if you want those, and I'll pull the winners
for those during my 24 hour.
Alex Hofstein for the prime.
Welcome back.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
But yeah, I'm gonna be very,
I'm gonna be very busy the next couple weeks.
And I'm gonna have to take another three days off
in like a week and a half to go film the Mr. Beast thing
that I think I mentioned.
I have to go fly, so I'll be gone.
But I will be streaming all this week, so yeah.
I can love Mr. Beast. Yeah, Mr. Beast.
They make a great pair of slippers, the chorms.
Maybe I should make some chorm slippers.
I don't want to keep them though, indeed a giveaway, but I don't understand how people like chorms.
Yeah, Roger, thank you for coming here.
You are chomping to this bald streamer by the way, congrats on the baby's sister.
My mom's not pregnant. Oh, thank you for the five. And Zeefy's south, thank you for the ten. Thank you.
Happy little one.
I'm on a two months clear three and Jacob, Brian, thank you for the five months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, smiles.
Oh, I don't know.
I feel bad for people who don't know what chorm is because I've been seeing chorm in other people's chats and it's just, it's ugly.
It's not good.
Yo, QR, thanks for 47 months.
thank you thank you thank you oh my whoa what oh my goodness RTV Dave thank
you for the what the heck oh my god what the heck thank you Dave and much
you thank you for the five thank you that's your pretty shame Dylan thanks
for the one month thank you thank you did I miss anything in the last three
days that I didn't train oh what you guys think of a the Valentine's Day
thing I think that was Bonnie's first event type thing I thought it was pretty
pretty cool I always like seeing everyone so nothing special happened okay
good I didn't miss anything big then
However, 10 months tier 2!
Nothing like a good shawm stream, W-W-W-W stream.
A good shawm stream, yes.
Yes, indeed.
Dude!
Freaking-
Oh my god, Wake was so good at the fortune telling.
He's just a natural RPer, I just can't do that.
Oh my goodness.
Don't cast, save for the 1000 bits.
Thank you.
I game hit 10k wishlist. Yes, it's called peace by peace. Congrats. I think I'm a lot
How do you even get that is just like reddit?
post on reddit
very cool
Very very cool
Well, I'm sure that one month
Thank you. Thank you. Did you see agents new drift car? I
Did not did I really say the demons keep I keep wanting to get another car
But I already have the corvette some like why what is wrong with you?
stop that I I probably won't so the dean oh try to do things for the three months
better come here oh wait I didn't show you all my thoughts rely we have to say
Hello
Very orange today. Oh my goodness
Very very orange
Mott's pillow one
Do we really need more?
I don't, I don't, I don't think we need more.
you
Looks nice and warm versus Katsu Curry.
What's Cajun fries?
What?
I don't think this is Katsu Curry.
Are these samosas?
Huh?
Then there's non-bread.
What are- what?
Yeah, it's not Katsu.
What's this red- voice-weed and sour sauce?
What are- what?
Yeah, it's not katsu, it's this red voicemail and sour sauce?
Uh... I'm gonna go for pe-
FU-
AHH!
That fucking sucks.
Um...
Sorry.
Uh...
Yorkshire pudding wrap.
What about this pudding?
Are these crispy potatoes?
Carrots?
Oh, it's beef stew.
So is Yorkshire pudding just beef pudding versus cheeseburger USA?
Okay, I'm a big onion gal that is too much raw white onion, in my opinion, just an onion
burger dude.
Finally, three times more onion than meat!
Oh, you guys like a little hamburger with your onions?
I will go with the Yorkshire pudding wrap.
I'm going to grab four.
That's great.
Uh, two England entries.
High chips, peas, and gravy versus hot dog.
The texture just looks a little wrong.
Where's the toppings?
The second one, really?
I mean, I would never want to eat Mushy Peas, but...
Yeah, I guess I'd rather eat the plain hot dog than this.
Right, and it shows me another thing of Mushy Peas.
Trash Pandas, thank you for the 8 months.
Wow
Macedonia I don't know what M.A.S. is
Or me cheeseburger. Oh, it's only $4. That's a really good deal. Oh
That's Malaysia. Oh my god. It's so embarrassing
Half my family's literally living in Malaysia
Ripman pie with mash. What's she pees and gravy? Oh
My god, what the fuck? Luke Graham?
100 gifted subs. Holy shit
oh my god thank you Luke holy crap oh my god Luke ran to M1 thank you so much
please please leave your gear W's in chat for Luke thank you sir thank you thank you thank you
you
Oh wait, but I'm still missing a letter?
Oh, that's not good.
Uh, L-U-M-Oh, I'm still missing a letter.
Oh
No
mogul
That would work
Huh, okay, I thought I was fucked up. Okay. I was I was yeah
Thank God
What is mogul even mean? I'm gonna be honest. I first heard the word mogul
From Ludwig's thing and then they put an item in TFT that was Mogul's mail
It's a business guy so am I a mogul or am I the opposite of a mogul?
Cont- oh god, um, okay, I do this one with chat usually, so this one is one word and
every time you guess a word it will tell you how close it is to the one word, right?
So I'll do a bunch of guesses myself, and then I will work on it with chat, grass, worm,
chat, whip.
Wait, I'm really far away.
person, wife, husband, girl, teacher?
Oh god, usually I get the word that's kind of close by now, nerd, brain, fake,
Okay, so white is the closest word but it's not even that close.
Flower.
Cat.
What?
Christmas.
Family.
Movie.
What?
Cat.
Hair.
Gay.
Um, government.
Huh?
Um, book.
Oh, book is closest.
Car.
Tea.
Plant.
Book.
Word.
Right? Author.
What? Glasses.
Glass! Mirror.
Okay.
Reflection.
Glass mirror book.
Sync?
Sync!
Okay, I have found a word that's within a hundred.
Okay, now now we're cooking. I'm looking at chat now. Yo little thugs. Thank you for the three months
Bathroom
Nope
Toilet nope
So do I know if it's sink like what okay water?
Boston
Okay, maybe it's sink like water anchor
Anchor is 25 away
Ocean. Ocean's flying away ship.
Boat. Boat is in a way.
Titanic.
Sail.
Pirate.
Okay. I think we have found the topic.
We have found the topic.
Yacht.
Hey, yacht is flying free away.
Doc.
Doc is fired away!
Um, Brother? No, that's far away. Um, uh, Harbor. Harbor is six away. Island's fine on that.
Island's up there. Fort. Pier. The word was pier! Oh my god, dude, I thought I was so
Fuck I was getting I was oh my god. I was completely missing
Okay, that wasn't bad. That wasn't bad at all. I think I was pretty good
New key I don't think that's the PB actually Mikey the
Time oh good grief
Okay
Geography yep, you know what really really good at that. I'm really really good at that
Really really good at geography
Thanks for the 14 gifted
Thanks, Allie, oh random. Thank you. And seven meek low. Thanks for long months Sunday. I say so some months
Thanks, Allie. Thank you. Thank you. I
Promise you I'm not going in this fucking water. Yeah, I promise you I'm not even a better fuck up
I got my phone in my pocket
I will I will throw this forward and I promise you
Yo coin doesn't there
What the hell is this?
This hurts for what?
For what bro?
Alright, geography is a very exciting subject.
Um, half as close to Ken as St. Louis, okay? St. Louis, Missouri. That's here.
Yep. Uh, wrong side, but I was kinda close.
Half as close to Ken as Pittsburgh.
Jolly Ash, thanks for 46 months. Oh, and Maxi August.
That's Yaga!
Oh, a charm who art in heaven, hallowed be thy charm!
Is Pittsburgh in America?
Nippie E, 3C, 3C, 3C, 3C
Ghost Rose, thanks for 7 months, and Jasper, thanks for 5 months.
Have supposed to hand to Vietta.
Emeru O.
Where's that in Europe?
Fuck! Okay, well, um, how's it goes, you canned him a lawn.
Guys, I don't think I like this game.
Tetsuo, thank you for the 4 months, that's in Italy.
Okay at least I'm on the right in the right right country
How does he can to banjul the Gambia?
I guess that's about here
Oh, Jesus, well, that was my first big fumble, I think, but it's mostly good before that.
Yes, you look at the map.
Okay, you guys want your history facts now.
St. Louis, ready?
All right, listen up, Elm Farm Ollie, a.k.a. Sky Queen, a cow.
made aviation, agriculture, and bovine history on February 18th, 1930 when she
became the first cow to fly in an airplane. The goal is to prove that
airplanes could safely transport livestock. So at the International Air
Exposition here in St. Louis, Farmer Butts squeezed her on board a plane off they
went. Ollie said most will first that day. She was the first cow to plane, the first
cow to be milked on a plane, and they loaded 24 quarts of milk in the little
boxes with tiny little parachutes and drop them over the expo it's possibly the
first air delivered milk in history but it's actually the first freshly milked
air milk delivery the photo is the best part everyone's smiling no one seems
worried concerned thinking that this might just be a little absurd perhaps
nope this is great and everything's fine
So, oh how cute isn't that sweet?
Okay, round two Pittsburgh. Oh my god
October 1948 a thick smog settled over D'nora just southeast of here a still mill town of
14,000 it lingered for almost a week
The zinc smelters emissions have been trapped by the weather pattern and the toxic air blanket in the town
When it finally lifted, nearly half the town was sick and 20 had died.
Harvard hired a young biochemist named Mary Amdur, born on 18th 1921.
I know what happened.
The researchers wanted to buy a Sarko, the smelting company.
They wanted to prove the smelter wasn't responsible.
First, Amdur recreated the conditions on the ground.
She created human chambers with mist and a bit of sulfuric acid and sulfur dioxide.
she took her pet Giddy Pig and put it inside? It died? She bought several more Giddy Pigs
and they died! When she presented it at the 1964 conference, she was threatened by two
foes and an elevator. She presented anyway. Her boss demanded she remove her name from
the paper and withdraw it from the land set, which already accepted it. She refused to
terminate her position. She kept researching anyway. For four years, her work includes
the Clean Air Act Amendments of 1966 and the Air Quality Act of 1967.
In 1967, she became the first woman to receive the Society of Top Ecology's Merit Award.
She's been called the mother of small research, although the poor guinea pigs are so sad.
This one, oh, all right, Hans Asperger, born February 18th, 1906, Hans was a perceptive
Austrian pediatrician working in Nazi era Vienna, who was the first to recognize we think of today as autism
Northwood children are sure to socially but possess unusual intelligence, focus, and talent
He called it autistic psychopathy and argued these children had value if popular or should
For most of the past 80 years, we thought of Hans as a Nazi resister and autistic child defender
so
In 2018, the story of Ian Shepard went into the Vienna archives and found a very different record.
From the start of the fall show, Asperger was not killing children from the Nazi system.
He was participating in it!
What?!
He signed a furlough sending disabled children to Adam Spiegel's room for nearly 800 were murdered?!
What the fuck, fuck this guy!
After the war, he portrayed himself as a resistor.
Oh, so what happened was during the war he was all for that, and he was like, no, I was not a part of it.
I never went to his island, and for decades no one checked.
Sadly, the study of autism did begin with someone who wanted to defend children, but instead someone who called them unbearable burdens.
That's so sad.
Oh, damn, that was fucking very sad.
Fuck that guy.
Uh, Alessandro Volta, born February 18th, 1745, in the 1790's Luigi Galvani, a fellow Italian
scientist who was demonstrating how he can make the legs of dead frogs switch with electricity.
This theory was animal electricity, animals generate their own electricity and can trigger
it when touching two different metals to the frog's tissue.
Volta disagreed and thus was born a decade-long rivalry.
Volta believed electricity was equivalent to the frog.
It was coming from the two different metals touching the frog's tissue.
The group felt Vani wrong, rotating the genitalia of the species without any animal at all.
In 1800, he stacked alternating disks of zinc and silver, separated by cloth, soap, and salt water.
Incredibly, the sandwich produced a steady continuous-like signal current.
He had just invented the battery!
Vani died so believing in animal electricity, honestly, he was also right.
The reason you can turn a frog's life to electricity is because that is the same way animals' nervous system works.
I'll signal some of the muscles to move
We chose Mary thanks for five months
Yeah, so they they were they disagreed, but they both discovered something
That's very cool
All right, Banjul the Gambia. That's why I got very fucking wrong
Happy Independence Day, Gambia!
February 18th
1965 the Gambia is the smallest country on mainland Africa and its shape is almost entirely defined by the Gambia Rivers
In the 1800s, Brighton and France divided West Africa by treaty with Britain claiming
a narrow corridor, a protected shipping route along the Gambier River, and France surrounding
it with what became Senegal.
The result of the country about 300 miles long, but rarely more than 30 miles wide.
At Gambier looks like someone carved a piece out of Senegal because that's exactly what
they did.
The border's literally defined as a buffer lens on 10 kilometers from either shore or
the river.
It looks like a worm.
Oh, Josama, thank you for the gifted.
I never knew about this country.
you
You
That's so fucked up
That is so fucked up man
Dude, I want to play so bad today
Okay, I'll play Nagenix and then after I get tired of it, I'll play Red Dead in the evening.
How about that?
They're fucking suicide bombing me, man.
How does he have it?
So they're moving faster.
It's so stupid.
This is so stupid.
Bro!
It's capped!
The corpse exploded!
Oh my god!
You ridein' dirty thing for the prime.
Oh my gosh.
Did you find your cat?
I don't think that I have yet.
You changed in the menu.
I had turned that on for sure.
Guys why do you do this to me? What why would you do this, bro?
There ever a way rolling things for the eight months do what?
Sean churning chortosis how much I know about North Dakota
Oklahoma Virginia
Hawaii. Connecticut.
Stop.
Arizona.
West Virginia. Holy guacamole.
Mikey, thanks for the 11 months.
Texas. Florida. Idaho.
Arkansas.
Pennsylvania.
Georgia.
Why Oming?
Rose got me so stressed out.
Delaware.
Indiana.
Alaska.
Amaruchia.
Utah.
Squeegee Man thanks for the 30 months.
30 months South Dakota, Oregon
Minnesota, Maine What is Maine?
New Jersey Nebraska, Wisconsin
Kansas, Washington, Vermont, Michigan, Maryland, New Mexico,
Missouri, Montana, Ohio, Mississippi, I forgot we had Mississippi.
Where did you say you were from?
Kansas, Iowa, what they be putting that down there?
Nevada, Louisiana, New Hampshire, New York, Colorado, Illinois, Kentucky, Rhode Island,
North Carolina, California, Alabama, Massachusetts, South Carolina.
Oh my fucking god.
Hey, I got more than half, right?
There, are you happy?
Now when your song was for even more humiliation.
That was good.
Don't fucking lie to me, bro.
Fucking lie to me, dude
Steve vegetables. Thanks for the 10-month. Yo jackass. Thanks for streaming
desktop gaming streams are peak. Thank you, bro
Thank you. Thank you for being here Garrett. Thanks for the 10 months. That was something pfftt
Dude if you let me do Europe
Oh, no, you don't want to see me do it if someone links me a Europe one
I'll do it, but I literally know where like four countries are son be. Thanks for the four months
Oh
It's one kisses all it takes. I don't know the name of it though
Hey
That one's easy, they're literally saying the words.
Green day.
I don't know, I'm just guessing.
Nope.
I don't know.
You know, Dylan thinks in three months.
This is, um, fuck!
I'm hoping that I'll hear the word he'll say the words and then I'll know what it is.
I
It's definitely not what I was young
I don't know I don't I don't I've never I don't know this guy
Is this the song where he's like, I can't deal with all your lovers or whatever?
Like this poor guy's getting cuffed or am I thinking of a different song with a similar
voice?
I was young.
I have no fucking idea what the song's called.
She didn't know I'm bad, and I can't feel no...
Sherry, thank you for 8 months.
Fuck, I really don't know.
Tell me.
OHHHHH!
FUUUCK!
Wait, I know!
I- I- I- Fuck.
It actually was easy.
I mean, I wouldn't have thought of that on my own.
Luke, Grant, thanks for the two months.
Welcome back.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is a hip-hop song.
Um, it's a super base.
Yes.
Okay, well I got two.
Honestly, for me that's good.
All the time I get fucking zero.
one. E.U. countries. I'm good grief. Belarus. The fuck is Belarus? Man. Say it again. Belarus.
Probably this. That's what we are. Probably this. It's Russia! Oh!
Czech Republic.
What? Cyprus.
Dude, I'm gonna get none of these.
What? Vatican City State.
Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Man, what the hell? That's grease.
Coop games with Bonnie soon.
You know, Mad Hatter, thanks for 16 months.
And yeah, I'll do the fucking horror games thing during this 24 hours if I can.
I still need to ask people. You know, Maxi, thanks for 9 months. I asked Miles already.
Iceland. That's Croatia. I actually got one Croatia. I know where that is.
Russia. Slovenia. Lithuania.
Holy shit. Kosovo.
Holy shit. Latvia.
Oh my, holy shit.
Austria.
Holy shit.
Fuck.
Poland.
Monaco.
What the fuck?
Malta.
Switzerland. Bulgaria. I thought that it was up there, bro!
Romania
Norway
Ireland
Ukraine
France
Guys, I'm so fucking pissed right now.
Lichtenstein.
Is that one of the little ones?
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Netherlands.
Slovakia.
Germany.
Serbia.
Estonia.
I should have never agreed to do this, man. Fuck my life.
Moldova. Andora.
Andora. You arc tempered, thank you for the 19 months.
Charm.
What?
Denmark.
Why they have all these baby places?
Luxembourg.
Is that another baby one?
It's got to be this.
Finland.
Yeah.
Finland.
Montenegro.
Italy.
I told you guys, I don't know geography!
I was jet. I'm not even kidding. I was expecting like 15%. I'm not even joking. I
Got a bronze medal
Jesus fucking Christ. Oh
My god
Well, someone sent me a screenshot can't believe you redeemed our game
Thank you, and I hope you enjoyed a mirror gaming a mirror love
It's a dorkle game.
Solve 16 wordles.
you
2016 3.2 billion views very hard 3.2 billion
Yo, who wonka, thank you for the prime.
Very hard par 5, but 3.2 billion views and it's not that old of a song, it's 10 years
old
I actually don't fucking know.
It's horrifying that they see a thing.
People just don't know it from the instrumentals.
I don't know.
Yo, pro fudgy.
Thank you for the prime.
Appreciate that.
3.2 billion views?
Oh!
Stop rock-a-byes, you idiot!
I don't think that's it.
Oh, it is it!
Voice cover, clean bandit, rockabye?
Voice cover?
I thought that this wasn't it, I was just rockabye, that sounded about right.
Yeah, I would have not gotten that one without the voice cover.
That one was difficult.
Very difficult.
What the hell is this?
Um, redactyl.
I think this is like a Wikipedia article.
What the hell is this?
Guess the words reveal matches in the article.
What's that blank?
Let's see.
School.
Zero matches.
Science.
Zero matches.
The blank, blank, blank, blank, blank as the blank blank was blank that blank lived.
Four matches.
Where do I see where they are?
What? Short lived? No?
Huh? Short. In short, this is not you. This is hard!
What?
I don't know if I can do this one.
This is so much text.
Yeah.
Ain't no way.
Yo, link 11.
Thanks for two months and drop B.
Thanks for 26 months.
Amiable.
Should I even try this one?
Hi, hi.
All dayer. Yeah, it might be might be might be
This one welcome to swear to the swear word guessing game you have one four let's swear word to guess
Okay, um
We all go with the classic first
So, CK at the end? It's not cuck.
What? What else could it be?
That's not even a swear word!
I was just like, I literally don't know what else it could be.
Like what?
Oh my god.
Fuck you guys.
Cross tubes.
Oh my god.
cross tubes.
you
Oh, uh, Brittany.
Oh, that's a good one.
I like this one, Cross Tune.
That's a good daily game.
I like that one.
I like it.
Explorable.
Explorable
Is this this geogacer I got a Kmart a gap
What?
Do I have the...
Let me get the volume extension.
Hold on.
Dude, just from the way they were drying, I could tell it was America.
Is that bad?
I could tell almost instantly.
Okay, that's better.
Right?
That's better.
The place is this.
That looks like New York Splendid Journey.
You found New York City.
I don't know the park.
That was a good one.
Maybe I'll pass you some...
I can do the mobile.
The league champ of the day is um, it's uh, the theory.
It's a man with mana.
Ezreal.
It's Varus.
Fuck!
A bot lane man?
There aren't that many men down there, which...
Fuck!
What male ADCs are their Lucian?
They're not a human.
Who the fuck, Kogma?
Holy shit, I'm such a fucking lead loser.
Purple water, oh well, it just needs a little kickstart there.
Marshmallow, thank you for the 4 months.
Thank you.
Rumble?
Nice.
Such a fucking loser. Such a fucking loser.
I'm such a fucking loser.
That's um...
That's someone who's...
I think that's a green ability I just don't remember what it is.
Who's Spits shit?
I
Know what the hell is that?
Who the fuck
Switch.
Who the fuck?
That is...
That's the OVF.
Forgot.
Neonclo, NeuroToxin slash VenomousBite.
Elise, nice.
Such a fucking loser.
I'm such a fucking loser.
Helicopter, um, porkey.
Helicopter hockey stick, oh jacks.
That is, um, I don't know, wow, I'm such a fucking loser!
Yup, well, I got it.
I got it.
guess or guess the anime oh this is a
page 0
what the fuck oh okay I have no idea for
this one so it's like some weird some weird shit um I have no fucking idea
Thank you for the 40 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I've never seen this shit before
for. This hi-haz fan, this is driving ball Z, I think. Um, yeah, for sure. No one knows
what this is. Yeah, the first one could be Gundam. Gundam build fighters. Gaku Sentoshi
Asterisk
Okay, I got bold from round one here. I'm just gonna do round one of each of them
Okay this
This is Dragon Ball Z for first.
I don't think this is my favorite.
I mean, I know they have like 10 of them.
Easy.
What is going on in this opening?
Easy.
I saw a lot of blood.
Did anyone notice this one?
Really?
I don't know this one, but I'm not sure.
I've not heard of it.
Interesting, OK.
Only what I got was fate 0 on the first one,
but that one is super easy.
All right, I'll do a GM Guest-er.
Oh, boy.
I will do it.
Hold on, I'm logging in to the website.
It doesn't want to log me in, maybe it's a sign guys, maybe I just, maybe I just shouldn't
do it.
You know, maybe I just shouldn't, it cost, what?
You gotta pay for GeoGuessr now?
Oh, GeoGuessr, unlock all game modes.
Click the X, okay, I guess I don't need it.
Unlock the full game.
Okay, well, I'll do the free daily game.
What about that?
Um
I mean, this is just America, right?
Probably I see license plates or they all censored
Charles Street
anyone know a Charles Street in America? some some state? I mean it kind of looks
like the Midwest to me but I don't know if I'm just biased because I'm from the
Midwest yeah those are some Midwest ass apartments
No parking.
This could be anywhere!
Oh wait, wait, wait, there's a sign here.
Vote.
Judge.
Carlos?
Justice of the peace.
Dammit.
Carlos, why don't you say what fucking,
what fucking state this is?
I don't know.
I'm seeing a lot of Spanish signs so this probably somewhere in south maybe it could
It could just be the parts out too though, it might not be perfect, oh, wait, wait, wait,
oh, I thought when the time runs out that's when you get to guess, when it is Texas.
Okay, well I didn't know, now I know, I'll know for next time.
Okay, um, this is not America.
Um.
We're in here.
Hmm.
I thought it was South America, but the rice hats throw me off.
I mean, it has to be.
I wonder if the colored curbs mean anything.
Wow, this is so cool.
Yeah, it has to be South America, right?
Shirley
Shirley of South America, you saw this thing for the seven months. I guess I have to guess
Right here
Damn it, Columbia. Well, at least it's the right continent
Why is the sky purple?
And this is some kind of park it looks like I
Don't know if the parks are okay there, but there's very tall trees
Then where are the campers I wanted to read?
Can I read the sign please?
I can't read the fucking sign!
Somewhere very green.
Oh, a sign.
I have no idea what language that is.
People ride their bikes around here.
Okay, well, I think that this is, like, more...
You're up. Perhaps. Um. I'm just gonna guess. I was close-ish. Fuck. Man, the first one
That was horrible. I could have guessed Texas preferred for the first one, but I don't know.
That's alright. I liked the other one that had New York better.
I think that other one was better. Have you done this before?
No, what is this?
The absurd trolley problems a trolley is heading towards five people you can pull the lever to divert to their trap
Telling a person said what do you do? I?
Think you have to pull the lever
Johnny pair thank you for the prime
Sorry one guy
73% people agree with you
18 million votes holy shit
I don't know, it's probably 10 towards 5 people.
You can pull large and avert to the track, killing 4 people instead!
What do you do?
Ummm...
Dude, I hate this!
Okay, I feel like from a logical standpoint, 4 is less than 5.
68% of people agree.
Oh no, a trawler is heading towards five people.
You can pull lever to divert to the track, but then your life savings will be destroyed.
What do you do?
Guys, I would pull the lever and then I'd go on stream and I'd pay any primers, any
primers.
Wait, I thought that would have been way higher than the other ones.
I guess that is like kind of crazy.
Dear god, thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
Any prize for her?
Thank you, dear god.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
A try is heading towards five people.
You can pull over to the virtual track.
Sacrificing yourself instead.
What do you do?
Oh, shit.
Yo, eggs and bacon.
Thanks for the 18 months.
You.
Okay, but this one, this one, I'm also sorry.
This one I'm also thinking like my family would be so pissed at me, but I guess I'm dead so like what are they gonna be mad about, you know, suicide, I guess.
60% disagree, I mean that's understandable. I feel like even though I say that in the situation, there's a high chance you'll act differently, obviously. It's easy to say, right?
Oh no a trolley is heading towards five people you can pull lower to divert it to the other track
But then the original copy is not going to be destroyed
What do you do?
Our five random chuds worth the same as a priceless piece of historical art
Yeah, Winston Osborn three months tier three. Thank you so much
Okay, 47% agree.
A trawler is heading towards a rich man.
The man offers you $500,000 to pull the lever, which would divert the trawler and kill someone
else.
What do you do?
I don't know if I can live with myself knowing that, because also at the same time, doing
nothing is...
I mean, you could say that doing nothing is almost worse, but, dude, imagine knowing
every day you took half a million dollars to kill someone who was not on track to die
anyway.
Well yeah, true, a rich man, only $500,000.
In this economy, a rich man could offer you millions, or tens of millions.
So if you think about it, this is not a lot.
At least you get money.
Yeah, but then you know that you're responsible because of your your sick greed
That you killed someone else
The poor guy beats his wife whoo-hoo the rich guy. Oh my god, mellow frog. Thanks for four months
Okay, we'll think about this
The trolley is probably going kind of fast too, right?
So you don't have a lot of time to think.
But the fact that I'm spending so long thinking about this makes me think I would panic.
Oh shit!
Wait, guys, I got a treasure train!
A treasure train!
I'm having the trolley problem.
Sorry, Rich, but I have 44% okay?
That's pretty even.
That's almost a 50-50 split.
You're also responsible for saying like the person who's about to die, that's true, but it goes for both tracks, I feel like.
Yo, no frog formats in King Court, thank you for the five, thank you!
Thanks, King Court.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yo, Eggman's 8 for the five, thank you, thank you, thank you.
A lot of liars, yeah, I feel like all these questions is like, you have-
You can- it's easy to say like, oh, I would do the right thing, but you don't actually know until you're in that position,
which hopefully you never will be.
Yo River, thank you for the 10!
Intense red lining for the 10, thank you guys!
Oh my goodness, a treasure train.
Yo Milford, thank you for the 10.
Code red, thank you for the 10.
See you guys.
I run over the life savings,
I'm just, you're like, bye, treasure train.
Treasure train, so I can buy pizza later.
Thank you guys, thank you Code Red,
Milford, Temper, River, Eggman, King Court,
Reverse, thank you for the 11 months.
Yo Chaos Fruit Loops, thank you for the 11 months.
Thank you, thank you.
Trella is heading towards five lobsters.
You can pull them over to the birds in the track.
Running over a cat!
OK, I know that it's like five more lives, right?
But we eat lobsters.
We don't eat cats.
This is my logic.
Booth Loops, thank you for the 8 months.
Sorry, lobsters.
84% agree.
My goodness.
Wow, level 10 treasure train, thank you guys.
I'm probably saying there's 5 people who are sleeping and won't feel pain.
You can pull Lover's number 2 to the track, or someone who's wide awake instead, what do you do?
Your Booth Loops, thank you for the gift sub.
but it's five people though but yeah they won't feel pain but it's still five
people I don't know I mean yes because they don't feel pain doesn't mean it's
not five people dying. I don't know. Yo, holy Johnny! Thank you for the 20
geested subs. Thank you. W. Johnny, thank you so much. Thanks, Johnny. There's got to be a
timer. Yeah, I'm taking too long. I'm sorry, guys. I got saved with five. Wow, this one's
almost 50-50. 49 to 51. I was saying there's five people who tied themselves to the track.
He pulled on to the other track, and one person actually tripped.
Okay, well they want to die, like...
And then this guy doesn't deserve to die if he doesn't want to die.
So, like, I feel like, yeah, I feel like you can do nothing.
Like, that's what they wanted.
76% agree. Wow.
A trolley heads towards five people.
The lever speeds up the trolley, which might make it less painful.
What do you do?
I mean, I guess I'm pulling it. I don't know.
If it helps, I guess.
Oh, he's so fast.
71% agree.
A trolley's heading for one guy.
You can pull it to the burn at CDN track,
but then your Amazon package will be late.
What do you do?
Oh my god, they're not my Amazon package.
What the hell?
Yeah, sorry bud.
Guess I gotta do nothing.
A trolley is heading towards your best friend.
You pull a lever to divert the truck, kill five shaders, say what do you do?
Guys, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I- I'm sorry.
I have to kill the five people.
I'm sorry like it's like not even my best friend like anyone. I'm close to I'm sorry. I'm picking them over five fingers
I'm sorry, baby. That makes me a bad person. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I'm I'm picking my friend. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Oh no
Oh no, a trolley is heading towards five people.
You can pull over to the other track, telling one person said, at least that's what you
think is happening.
You forgot your glasses, you can't see that well.
What do you do?
Okay, realistically, I feel like I'm panicking and doing nothing.
So should I answer like logic as logical or what I'm actually doing in the moment?
I don't know.
Yo, Paragon, thank you for the 10.
Thanks, Paragon.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
And Toasty Man, thanks for 43 months.
Wow, level 11 treasure spraying.
Crazy.
What'd you do in the moment?
I would be like, I can't see.
I don't know.
45% agree.
Oh no, a trot is hanging towards one of your first cousins, you have to love her, it's
in her turn to come through your second cousins instead, what do you do?
Well I don't know any of my second cousins, this sucks!
I love my cousins.
I love my cousins, my first cousins, I don't know why they're my second cousins.
I'm sorry bossy, I'm getting actually like stressed about this.
Sorry second cousins.
A trolley is heading towards five elderly people.
You can pull the lever to divert the other track running over a baby instead.
Please, thank you for the fire!
I feel like I need to save the baby.
Like, I mean if we're being in real the baby probably has more combined years ahead of
it than the 5 elderly people, alright?
Warlock is better, thanks for the crime.
I'm sorry, I don't hate the elderly, I swear, it just seems like they're...
The trolley is barreling towards five identical clones of you.
You can pull the lever to the vertigo track to sacrifice yourself instead, what do you
do?
I mean, why would they... why would they... why would anyone want five clones of me?
Survive clones?
89% agree, now people really do not fuck with their clones.
What the fuck is this?
Oh no, a trice heading towards a mystery box with a 50% chance of containing two people.
Pull over to return to the track with a 50% chance of 10 people?
I feel like you've got to go up the better odds, right?
Pull the lever for a 10% chance, and you just, you just pray the box is empty, right?
You just pray.
Oh no, a trolley's heading towards five sentient robots.
The total number of diversions is killing one human.
What do you do?
Killing the clankers, what is this question?
Who the hell is a human?
Like, what the heck?
What the heck?
A trolley is heading towards three empty trolleys worth $900,000.
You can pull the lever to divert to the other track, hitting one empty trolley worth $300,000 instead.
What do you do?
I mean, I guess you would employ the one with less value.
Oh no, a trolley is releasing 10 kilograms of CO2 per year, which will kill 5 people over 30 years.
You'll pull leverage to divert to the track, hang in brick wall and decommission the trolley. What do you do?
I mean...
Yeah?
I guess we'll destroy the trolley.
Oh no, you're a reincarnated being who will eventually be reincarnated as every person's
classic trolling problem.
What do you do?
I mean, I guess you kill less of yourself, right?
Nothing!
Get me out!
I mean, if you're going to be reincarnated anyway, if you think about it, this is like
five skips.
This is five skips.
Like you're getting closer to the end.
Yeah, five skips.
51% agree.
Oh no, a trolley is heading towards nothing.
But you kinda wanna prank the trolley driver.
What do you do?
Move the lever!
Oh no, Australia's heading towards a good citizen.
You can pull lever to divert it to the other track, running over someone who glitters instead.
What do you do?
Yo NADA, thank you for the 5!
Thank you!
WNADA, WNADA, thank you, thank you, thank you, hold that shit to the glitter game.
Um, I mean is this littering really that bad?
Like do you deserve to die for littering?
I would say no, but no one really liked someone who littered like...
If you were friends with someone and they littered, you'd probably instantly judge your character,
right?
Probably.
So, I guess I would say...
I'm not saying you deserve to die if you litter, but if we're picking the versus someone
Who never litters up all
But I guess sorry
Wow
Oh, no, due to a construction error the trolley is stuck in your total
Yo, Nick 30 thank you for the toy gifted. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you Nick
Wow treasure training level 12 complete level on to level 13
Thank you so much W Nick here. I will get some
Yo Kev thanks for the six months
Welcome back
They are they are 35% off. I
Am worried that my PayPal is gonna get
Scoop of Steve, thanks for the love and months.
Says in Valage Demon lesson.
It's going to be real embarrassing if I can't gift myself to the doctor.
That's not even good.
Urrm...
Due to a construction error, Trolley is stuck in a tunnel, but he can't live in the final explode.
If you don't, the Trolley and its passengers will go in circles for a community.
So basically the question here is, is it better for them to just die or be stuck on the Trolley forever?
I think I would just do nothing because there's always a chance they could get off, right?
So why not?
Oh, that's my first hot steak, I think.
Actually, I've had a couple like 14%.
That's my hottest steak so far.
Oh no, a trolley's heading towards your worst enemy.
You can pull over to the birth of a trolley and say that you can do nothing no will ever
know.
Let me think about this. Let me think about this actually. Let me think about this. I
feel like it would bother me forever if I did this even though there are a couple people
where I'm like, I really do think the world would be a better place without them. I hate
saying that, but I feel like as you get older you realize that's kind of true for some people.
But no one will ever know what you guys do. What would you guys do?
Do it. Do it as in let them die? But would you think about that every day?
Okay, here's another thing to consider.
Sometimes for people, the worst punishment they can experience is having to live as themselves
every night.
DK only, thank you for the nine months, so am I really doing the right thing for the
universe by taking that away from them?
First amendment, thank you for the five gifts, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Unless of course they're like a criminal who like murders people or something
Then maybe maybe maybe it's for the best
I'm slaughtering that motherfucker
Oh no
That's a potion for them, but what about everyone else?
You know what, you're right, you're right
Holy shit, oh thank you for the 50 gifted
Holy shit, thank you
Thank you, oh
Oh, holy shit, a big 50. Holy moly. Damn, now I feel like I have to... I have to... I have to pop back in.
Well, um, I killed him, I guess.
Atroly is heading towards a person that will lower their lifespan.
Hell, let me read.
A trolley is heading towards a person who will lower their lifespan by 50 years.
They're sent full leverage to the birth of a trolley to lower their lifespan of 5 people
by 10 years instead.
What do you do?
50 years is a lot.
I mean, if you think about it, it's all kind of the- uh, actually it's one person's
life being completely ruined versus 5 people's lives being kind of ruined.
Bullet level 17 treasure train!
Wow!
Wow me.
I mean.
Hey, Adi, thank you for the gift, then.
Yeah, I think it's better to split it.
What the heck?
Allie's gift in 20 seconds.
Thank you.
Dude, she gave 14 earlier.
Thanks, Allie.
Hell yeah, thank you, Allie.
Appreciate that.
Wow, from my mod.
From the moderator, thank you. That's so many subs, crazy
The trolley is heading towards five people you pull the lever subverted to the other track
Sending the trolley into the future to kill five people a hundred years from now
So either way it's gonna tell five people it's just a matter of when 52 months
Holy fire this makes me think too much
Okay, well
I'm gonna get a year out in a hundred years. I keep hearing that
Like what if there's just no one to kill then it's like you save five people
You know
Okay, but let's say in the future there's another person with another portal
Another trolley problem
by 72% agree. Oh no, like trolley problem is playing out before you. Do you actually have
a choice in the situation? Or has everything been predetermined since the universe began?
I mean that'd be real nice if it was someone else I could blame for the choices I make.
That'd be real fucking nice, but I think unfortunately to the nation 64% agree
Congratulations you have solved philosophy kill count 64 oh my god
That was great, what a good game. Yeah I never played that before now. I quite enjoyed that
I was very nice.
Very, very nice.
Where are we?
We came, bro!
I was on my reacts!
Yo, both of you for the time!
I mean, I can just save reacts for next time, right?
I mean, I've already been doing this browser shit for a while,
but I love it.
I think it's great.
Do you like this one?
Oh!
There's a whole website of these.
Wait, shall we do one more?
Oh, these are cool.
I've seen some of these.
Yo, Bevo, thank you for the five.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Life checklist.
Who was alive?
the size of space, the deep sea, the auction game, printing money,
earth reviews, internet artifacts.
What is this?
No, it's just, oh, this isn't a game, I don't think.
It's an artifact from each year.
Stimulation clicker, size of life, infinite crafts, space elevator,
Um, life stats, paper, speed, spend, or gates, money, how is this, $100 billion, is that
even what this is?
It's $100 billion.
I want a Big Mac.
I want two Big Macs.
I want a drone.
I want one smart phone for everyone watching the stream.
That did nothing!
What the heck?
Okay, let's do lobster dinner for everybody.
What the fuck?
Detoneth, thank you for the five.
Gifted, thank you so much, Detoneth.
Then everyone gets an acre of farmland.
Dude everyone gets a horse. Everyone gets a hot tub. Everyone gets a bottle of wine.
Everyone gets a Rolex. Everyone gets a Ferrari.
That was finally getting down there.
Everyone gets a Tesla if you even want that. Everyone gets a house.
What, that didn't go down at all.
I think this is going down one by one.
Everyone gets a McDonald's.
Yeah, okay, this is, I think I fucked this up.
Everyone gets a yacht.
Oh, sorry, guys, not everyone gets a yacht, unfortunately.
Not everyone gets a yacht, unfortunately.
Um, should I just save my reacts and do mutinix?
I've got one.
Type one if you got a yacht and type a sad face if you didn't get a yacht.
Yeah, we can do rip Red Dead Redemption one.
No, I'm going to play Red Dead Redemption.
I'm going to play Red Dead Redemption one tonight.
Yeah, in normal care, I think.
Nice game so far, Emmy.
Cooktory's more anime stuff.
We can do more.
I haven't really watched a lot of anime in the past couple years.
I'm watching for your anime.
Emirati Emiratio, thank you Emiratio.
I'm not even saying for the 10.
Oh my goodness, the treasure train is at level 18.
Q up Mugenics.
Okay, would you all rather Mugenics or a little bit of Reacts?
Because I've already been live for two and a half hours.
So yo, first amendment, thank you for another five.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Uh, it looks a bit mixed here, we'll do, we'll do one react.
I feel like one is fair.
I want to, um, frick, now I want to do a, a quiz.
I fucking love lunch for the, uh, um, I don't know.
Um, yeah, one react.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we'll do one daily dose.
Okay. No trivia today.
I will control myself.
You'll bloop thanks to the 17 months.
What's happening?
You'll crap who think it from the prime?
Um guys
Guys
It's not playing neck of funk. Thanks for 15 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Appreciate it
You'll shumba, thank you for the prime
Hello
Well, I thank you guys for the hype train.
Love the late game.
Your daily dose of internet.
Did you recover your life savings?
I did, yes.
Thank you for the gift of the month.
Thank you.
Oh, my god!
The salesperson sees the no soliciting sign at the last second.
They be sure it's coming to cover that up.
All that water frozen.
That's a toilet.
That's a real good game right there.
That fucking stuff.
This Amazon drone decided it's had enough.
We added chimes in the subway station.
That's kind of cool, I guess.
What are you doing?
Listen, listen, listen.
It's easy.
Listen.
I just wanted to show off.
Yeah.
Oh!
A soccer game in England was delayed when a squirrel ran onto the pitch.
The answer's a lie.
Did you see that?
Got him!
So it turns out robots now have their own Olympics.
Why?
It's like we can build a better run robot.
Oh my god, look at him go!
Oh yeah, I think it's the builders of racing.
It looks like the same model.
Hey y'all, God, that took his do-rag off today.
Ooh!
They're looking nice.
Oh, that's a...
It's an obstacle illusion.
The zoo regularly lets its animals roam the facility to provide exercise and enrichment.
How cute!
He just finished clearing this path and then this happened.
Oh no.
GG bro, GG, that fucking sucks.
Only a dad would use a laser level for a haircut.
He went up for a casual skate, and accidentally put on a show.
Oh, my God, man, stop it!
Whoa!
Amazing.
You're mid-player Vee.
As I was saying earlier, that I kind of look like a mid-player Vee.
This slide doesn't look real, but somehow it is.
As I was saying earlier that I kind of looked like this, maybe it's not real, but somehow it is.
Cause I have other games I want to play as well.
Yo, they're kind of cool though.
Go fucking front!
Guys, I've been having this terrible intrusive spot lately, where I just can't stop thinking about Red Lobster!
Why are you Red Lobster? Why? Red Lobster's not even that good!
That's a good one.
It was saying the man thing you could get, dick.
And whoop-whoop, thanks for telling me this!
Thanks, thank you!
Cheeky monkey, thanks for the two years.
Yes, go with the Cheddar Bay Biscuits, oh my god!
But, I can literally just make them myself.
I've had a box of Cheddar Bay Biscuit mix sitting in my...
in my...
...an tree for like two years.
I even brought it to this house.
Jacob, thanks for singing this!
My aunt just sent this bug to swim with the fishes.
I don't know.
We'd like best life, I think.
Wow!
Interesting. I'm in pursuit of an evian.
I'm currently behind the cave.
He's running back south down in the middle of the road.
Come here.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
There you go. There you go.
Oh, oh, oh! I got one on!
Don't look at me that way!
Hey, hey, don't look at me!
He's pissed!
Crap.
A few years ago, a storm in Colorado sent a bunch of mattresses rolling through a town.
Why are there so many inflatable mattresses outside?
I just came out of RAI, but I noticed on my truck, it's a moose.
Moose, you're licking my truck for the salt.
A moose?
We call that a moose car wash when I'm stupid.
Oh, there he is!
I didn't expect they were going to show the proof.
Who did this, Lola?
Who?
Did you do it?
Who did it?
He did.
He did?
Thank you.
He ate that?
I just realized that a lot of people here right now
weren't here at the beginning of the stream.
I just want them to,
do you notice anything new in my Kirby pile?
There's something horrible growing in there.
And there's two of them.
Isn't it horrible?
Isn't it terrible?
This guy made his own automatic backpack umbrella.
Backpack on the roll up.
Yamafuchi, thanks for 26 months.
Hi.
Hello.
Wow.
I like how it stab you in the back of the head.
You're next, Cheryl. Thanks for waiting for us.
Oh. Oh no. Oh no! The whole street is all slow.
This fish has a buoyancy disorder, so his owner built him an underwater wheelchair.
This is a seed pod from a mahogany tree.
It's kind of gross-looking. It looks like a sepater or a roach.
A sea. It's the sandalwood part of the don't even blink.
What the fuck?
Woah!
Is that a hair conductor?
Crazy.
Oh, freaky.
This is what the inside of a turtle looks like.
Uh,
I don't know what the inside of a turtle looks like.
Oh!
Looks like turtle.
Oh,
it looks like turtle.
Oh,
it looks like turtle.
Looks like two lungs!
This is two lungs!
Yes!
I'll do it all!
Woohoo!
Holy shit, how?
I mean, oh, he didn't even get in there.
Kermit, I can't even see you standing in the sun.
The champagne's awesome!
Oh my gosh.
Do you like sunbathing?
Oh.
Hi.
Cute.
Thousands of ladybugs washed up onto the shore after a storm.
I don't know why my mom did this, so when I was a kid I was really into ladybugs, right?
So one year for my birthday, we did a ladybug themed birthday, and as the party favors,
We invited like 20 girls, so it was like 20, I don't know, we were probably like 27-year-old
girls for the party favors, guess what my mom decides to do?
She goes to the garden center and they sell bags of ladybugs for people to like, to their
garden to eat bad pests and stuff.
My mom gives every child a bag of 100 live ladybugs to take home.
Hi, Emmy.
And I think that her idea was like oh they can release it in their garden at home like their moms will really appreciate it
I go to school the next Monday and this girl named Olivia who is one of my best friends
She's like I was like oh did you release all the ladybugs outside?
She's like I left them all free in my attic and now there's a hundred dead ladybugs crowded around the window in my attic
I was like
I was like seven and I knew that was that was so bad and I told my mom I said mom Olivia let
all the ladybugs free in the attic she's like why did she do that I'm like mom now I'm like mom
why would you give a bunch of children hundreds of ladybugs uh more thank you for the nine months
I don't remember that because I was I would go outside when I was a kid and I would catch all
ladybugs and bring them inside in a little terrarium so my mom forgot me a bunch of ladybugs for my
birthday. I better leave you is the time to shake a fish in a bag that her dentist uncle gave her.
He forgets.
He's so beautiful. He's the beautiful little baby Emma.
I love you!
Most of this takes 25 months
It's just completely gone!
Oh no!
Someone is!
Thank you for one year!
Thank you!
One year.
Oh, oh.
Slap it!
I was like, yeah, sure, and then this was brought out and I just ate so much food, like, what,
who came up with this?
So is it like a Bloody Mary on the bottom and then there's like crab legs, asparagus,
olives, banana peppers, chicken, enter. Thanks for the six months.
A whole meal. That's amazing. Guys, I don't know why that reminded me. So I got, I keep
getting kick talks about the Cheesecake Factory, right? And I heard that the Cheesecake Factory
is a scratch kitchen, which means they make everything at house. Guys, I've never been
into the cheesecake factory in my life.
But if I were to ever go to the cheesecake factory,
I would want to try everything on the menu,
but I can't, but so it's like, you have to go,
I don't have to go to the cheesecake factory
by myself and buy like 20 things.
You'll glue me gone, thanks for the 18 months.
The portions are huge,
but like she's getting influenced again.
Yes, I'm sorry, I'm very influenceable,
But, or maybe I could try to invite everyone I know
and be like, guys, will you go to the Cheesecake Factory
with me?
24 hour stream idea?
I invite literally everyone in Austin
and see who will come with me.
I'll be like, guys, I'll pay for it.
But I don't know if we could stream
at the Cheesecake Factory.
Maybe I'll ask Jacob if he can look into that.
Yo, Jig Junior, thank you for the 20 months. Thank you.
Call ahead. Oh, good grief.
Yeah.
Uh, hold on.
Hold on, Maya replied to me about the horror games.
Cheesecake Factory? Wait, that could be... Oh my gosh, because I was thinking like, yeah,
I'm doing a 24 hour stream to celebrate hitting 2 million followers. But what's the celebration
part besides I'm just going to be DJing 24 hours? I just invite everyone to Cheesecake
Factory and just order all my slob.
so happy that this idea weren't actually let me message jaco right now
hello can you see if we could stream at the cheesecake factory or the 24-hour
We're sharing with a group of people they're so ashamed to be I don't know why heck goo
thanks for the 16 months
I'll do some reddit research
What is the secret to 60 years of marriage?
Cheesecake factory's 250 items!
Amazing.
Be in death.
I honestly have no words.
Wait, this looks fun, extremely extreme idea!
Texas gets windy enough for that!
Oh!
a lot of birds
just when I found the work day, I could not get any more
The announcement system on this bus had a meltdown.
That's scary.
Okay, guys, I have a question.
So I messaged Maya back because I was asking if she could do the horror game stream this weekend.
Because I was like, Maya's will do it during the 24 hour, right?
Because we still owe the horror game stream for the charity goal.
still owe the horror game stream for the charity goal.
But she said she could only do daytime Saturday.
And she said that might ruin the vibes.
You guys think that it's acceptable?
I could just make sure the room is black,
like cover all the windows.
I feel like that's fine, right?
Because she said that Friday night, Saturday and Sunday
night, she's busy.
Okay, well I'll ask her what time.
We'll figure it out.
So we're in line on McDonald's and this guy cut and this girl said hell no and chucked
this water bottle at him.
Oh my gosh.
Not one, but two water bottles watching.
That is Zana's video, hope you enjoyed it, and I'll see you guys again very very soon.
Goodbye Mr. Daily. Okay guys, um, one more video, or a Mugenics. Is it time to play the game?
Is it time to play the game? Yo, BBQ Sauce, thanks for the six months!
The man-a-warding Grogu was a fraud.
Look at the man-a-warding, Mr. B-Sharp!
Never touch the buttons.
I can use-
My dad loves the Mandalorian.
For this price I'll tell you what I mean.
In every con I go to, there's Mandalorian cosplayers.
Oh, and there's that guy, William, that stream snipes everyone every time.
The best stream sniper ever.
He always wears a Mandalorian outfit.
Close to the night.
Thank you.
What's a polygons do, right?
Or criminals. Long live the Empire.
That's right, that's the dream life.
We'll take out every bad guy in your pack of cards.
Help, help! It's the same for me!
I'm not the one to!
This isn't a battle of truth.
I actually want to answer that.
Oh, I hear it.
It's about preventing another war.
Strapping.
You will suffer, and then, keep moving.
Yeah, you're all kidding, Sam.
Before going anywhere, check your armor.
The kid who lived centuries beyond man,
will always be around to protect him.
Are you scared? You should be.
Do we run or do we fight?
Unlike this kid!
What are you waiting for?
I thought it was dead to be done.
Oh shit! I can hear you!
You're dead!
That'll be wrong.
Let's see if I catch you or eat you, yeah, I will 100% of my cats.
Don't worry.
I will invite a lot of people to the 24 hour stream.
It will be fun, but I'm also going to make sure to have some of my alone time.
I figured I'm not going to sleep during it because I feel like it's kind of silly for
I kind of stream and make a kind of playlist.
So I thought in the wee hours when no one's around to collab
and know how I'm going to do, I'm just
going to pretend it's 2016.
And I'm going to part my hair like this.
I'm going to part my hair like this.
And I'm going to wear blue contacts.
And I'm gonna get mad at every single person in chat
who says anything that annoys me.
You know.
Yeah, it'll be a great time.
Yeah, that's what I'll do during the night shift, I suppose.
All right, Mugetix, guys.
I'm not gonna remake the clip, bro.
That's 10 years ago.
Oh my god, it's actually 10 years ago.
That was 2016 of Slytherin 6.
Oh my goodness.
You jackass.
I've been streaming for 11 years.
Perfect time to remake.
Yeah, I could have never imagined having $2 million back then.
I have like, I must have had like less than $2,000,000
in that specific date, probably.
Actually, maybe it wasn't that bad, but it's still haunting to this day, that's how the internet works.
Okay, I'm going to go see if I can get my T-Tail.
Oh dude, no! I was looking for the background that I used for that overlay because I was going to recreate it.
Error, thanks for the 15 months, I guess, spoiling, but I was gonna remake that overlay that I used to use when I was 18.
Like, the, the pixel, like, pond viewer.
Oh my god. So bad.
Yo, whatever, thanks for the 63 months.
Oh, a nice 12 months! 112 months!
That's the M.E.I. remember.
Oh yeah!
Classic M.E.S.
That's the O.G.M.E.
It's so funny because I'll see people sometimes say like,
like, go look at her old flex.
She used to be so much more mature and smart.
And I'm like, brother, you were just seeing me
with like severe social anxiety, that like refusing to talk
or show any kind of personality or emotion at all.
But he has very matured.
I'm on your back.
I'm not sure how to do this.
I
I see how the camera looks worse.
Oh, he's so ugly!
He's so ugly!
Oh, brother.
Ugh.
My room is quite chilly.
So scary.
Okay, um, I have a question
for people who played this game.
So when you're breeding cats, so when you're breeding cats, is the only thing that matters there are their stat numbers?
Because that's what it is right or do they also pass on the passes?
I have no eyes!
There was something! The passives too
Abilities too, base numbers you haven't seen it yet
Passives and mutations. What are mutations?
Maybe I don't have any mutated cats yet, I don't know.
They come in.
There's none! My cats are making babies!
Do y'all even want this in Crave?
I don't know what else to do.
Yes.
Oh my god, he's so ugly.
Are you guys ready for a wonderful evening of Panamanics in the house we need to be in?
Man, maybe we've been to six to eighteen months.
Yes.
Amazing.
Yes. Amazing. Amazing. Um, Austin. That's my brother's name. Boy, I don't even know what
to look at. Feel one damn thing. He has a sauna-friendly fleet.
We'll take this...
We'll take...
...Macka.
We will take Gosho.
And we will take, um...
...Razy.
We will take Razy.
Game feels loud or you're quiet. Ah! Is it the game?
Hello?
I was kind of facing away from the mic.
I might have been like that.
Yo, Steezy, thank you for the-
Hello?
No fears.
It's both.
Hello?
Yo, Courtney, how can we possibly-
I knew you ended up being a crazy cat lady
before the age of 30.
What?
I didn't even have cats until I was like 25 or 26.
How did you know?
Thank you, Courtney.
I only had rabbits back then.
OK, Rizzy, we'll make you the cleric.
So you already have a heal ability.
Cleetus, itch.
This guy's pretty good base stats.
make you a warrior. Actually, he'll make him a tank because if he's gonna do damage to himself,
he probably won't have a lot of HP. Makka could be mage, could be hunter. The luck is okay.
Let's do Hunter and then go show.
Actually this guy's probably a better Hunter.
We'll make this guy a Hunter.
And then you.
You can be a mage.
Sure, why not?
Don't forget the game speed.
How do I do that? Settings. Combat speed. Four. Oh shit, we're going to be going crazy,
crazy ADHD. Yo Alex, thanks for the nine months. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, four is going to go crazy. We will be zooming. All right, I will give my tank.
I'll give you a rotisserie chicken, which is no, it's plus 1 magic damage or spliners,
Go to you, because melee is in a straight line anyway.
Actually, I just need to get a plus one for a counter attack.
Okay, we'll do that.
Leather mask.
Give it to you.
Thrusting helmet.
Give that to you.
Spawn's far near your turn. Plus 1 health regen. Give up Q.
You have all sets of oil, 10 or less health. Give up Q.
Um. Meet Cleaver.
Hold her if you can deal with the intern. It's critical and can't miss.
This is fine, right? Plus spawn a random food within 2 tiles.
Gain five mana.
Okay.
We have the sharp shooting furballs.
Hell yeah.
You can pet the cats?
But how?
Oh yeah, you did tell me that.
Oh shit.
Very, very nice.
alright let's pray oh wait this is way too fast I can't even see what they're
doing okay let me actually slows down maybe like let's try free that's a
little bit too fast for me if I'm being honest what is this crap like 8 plus 2
Let's try to, yeah.
Yo Mary, thanks for 45 months!
I fucking love this game, Mary, it's so good.
And a Luke, thank you for the Prime.
This game is amazing.
Don't mess yourself, bodyguard.
Do that.
Get back to bodyguard.
And now we wait.
Alright, uh, trample over one tile, not the best mage ability, but I do have 10 damage
on my magic dart, that's very nice.
You would really like this game, Mary, it's a very grindy game, the creator of this game
told me that, I've seen people beat it in less, so I think maybe this is like from his
playtesting experience, the story takes 2-50 hours to beat and then to finish a file is
like six hundred hours of crazy DX Jedi thanks for the two months thank you thank
you thank you
I'm just gonna move you up here and I know anything that was other time okay
brambleshot cross on brambles in an area and what you brambles do I don't
I know.
Love your streams, Emma, or less than 333 you look through today.
Oh, thank you. That's so nice. I appreciate that.
Crisis. Thanks for the three months.
I'm so sorry about my ugly worms.
Okay, I hurt myself. I did not get a flea out of that.
That sucks.
Oh, there's a crow!
Oh, shit. I need that crow.
So when you kill the birds, you get a permanent, I think it's permanent, all stacked up.
Oh, and whoever kills it.
Uh, one whole starry tank.
Okay, nice.
That's worth everything.
Y'all think it's too fast now?
I feel like it's just right
Yo, smithy pop. Thanks for 50 months
Let them back 50
50 50 months I
Like it. I think it's great
Yo, how's your day going?
Yo, like this one month. It's been great. I
Always love a
Do a neighbor turn to three monsters.
I'll only take two or three day break.
Okay, Mocka leveled up.
This is my mage.
Absorb, spend all your mana and heal that much HP.
Use the cost of another unit's spells by one.
Teleport to a unit dealing damage to yourself
and that unit.
Swat.
My mage doesn't have a lot of HP,
So I feel like it's fine. She only has 16.
Okay.
Uh, human leg bone!
Plus two!
Dexterity! That's really good for my mage.
Use it by sooner you collect the food pickup, so there's no effects.
Add plus one use to this item.
Mmm.
I think I'll just hold onto that for now.
Holy shit.
I got eight intelligence.
Spilling bags in the trash bin or where I missed the debris of trash begins seeing movements.
Like anything? No? I just got scammed.
Wait, wasn't- wasn't I getting plus?
Was I in 10 magic? Did I switch something? Some item? I shouldn't have.
I think I might have.
Okay, everyone is full HP, it would appear.
Okay, I think there's just one more fly, so I have eight on this turn now.
I think it's a pretty good squad.
You have Flax, Haru, thanks for the 13 months.
Oh, my healer leveled up.
Grace, you are an adjacent unit gain, a random positive effect.
Hmpf, crusade, you know allies move towards the nearest enemy.
Booster, heal and instant unit, excess healing is converted to an equal random and equal amount of random stat-ups.
Wrath of God, deal holy damage and inflict one everything except for a safe circle around you.
It vaporizes units it kills.
Uhhh, this seems hard to use.
Everything except for a safe circle around you?
I mean, sounds kinda fun.
I don't have very good speed.
Grace does also seem nice.
Here, let's try Wrath of God.
Why not? For the fun.
Goblin.
I think I've gone this far, I don't remember what it does.
plus 4 health, plus 4 constitution, minus 2 speed. Use that contact, you are knocked back 2 tiles.
I think that my potato is better.
Hmm.
Um, Mocka Saunders up to the small bird and offers you the seed.
The bird happily hops over, eager for a snack.
Lil doesn't know but it will be the snack today.
Mocka got bird poop.
Ewww.
It's cursed!
My 50% chance for an extra bird to spawn...
Or 50% chance for an extra bird to spawn start of each battle.
But you get minus one charisma.
I feel like that's worth it.
I really think that's worth it.
I could put that on my Hunter.
My Hunter doesn't really have any high mana costs like rambleshots like...
I think that's whatever.
Hunter, or I could put it on my healer who already has 9 Charisma, but then I might not
be able to cast Wrath of God at the beginning.
I'll call the Hunter.
Oh!
Oh, there's a bird!
It's already working!
a two health dove. I will take that. Holy shit, 34 on the meat cleaver. Crazy. I'm trying
I'm gonna make it to the dub before it goes away.
Pounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Pounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
No.
No!
I didn't get a chance.
NOOOOO! I couldn't even get a range of him! That's so annoying!
I'm pissed!
Big damage?
Holy shit, get fucking destroyed!
I don't think this is worth it, I'm gonna hit my Hunter.
Come on, sir.
Hello.
Let's go.
All right.
Cleetus has leveled up.
Swap position is an ally.
Rock toss.
We're both in terms of the sun.
plus by thorns and flex gain plus one temporary embrace my next turn and deal one knock back to each adjacent unit
Swap could be useful flex could be useful
Meow meow day. Hmm. Yo Dara. Thanks for the five months
I Dara welcome back
Hope you're doing well over at blizzard
um
But it's not on the hard path as well, when I get Mama Leash after every Thirst Bell you
cast Bonneleach Familiar.
Get up to the mage, I guess.
Why not?
Um...
Bodyguard.
Two stacks of bodyguard.
I'm gonna push the bomb.
Sick.
Who the fuck could play this on 4x speed?
Like I can't even imagine.
I feel like 2x is already so much.
Oh shit, there's a bird!
God, I forgot to look for the birds.
Dude, I can't reach the fucking bird.
I could have actually.
Fuck, I didn't get the bird!
I cursed one of my cats for nothing!
Soothing shot, heals and inflicts Charmed One.
Let's help. Sure, I bought a piece of cat-pied armor to an empty armor slot.
Spawn, Pooter, Friend.
Waste time, do nothing.
I feel like I kinda want this familiar.
I don't think I really need heals right now.
We'll get the friend.
Peace symbol.
If you end your turn without dealing damage, gain plus 1.
Holy shield.
Maka trips on a rock, face plants to the ground, Maka scores, swells up and she feels sluggish
from the trauma.
Maka got minus 1 intelligence.
On my mage bro, seriously?
That's so unlucky.
Oh, that sucks that like really sucks. Oh, there's a bird right here
Oh there
Nice. All right stat up
So from killing the birds is the stat up permanent
Actually, don't know your Rainer. Thanks for nine months. I'm a new waving
No, I was just for the battle. Oh
Until the map is over, okay fair fair
Sick
Yo, he loves you Keck. Thanks for the sub. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Oh wait, maybe I should try to get a holy wrath off this time.
Oh fuck, that's not good, um, I will have to move my tank in range, is that mine?
Yeah, I'll have to move my tank in range of the healer before I do it.
Oh shit, sorry.
You'll do that.
You'll sunken, thanks for the 15 bucks.
I'll sunken, happy new year.
Happy new year.
Now, wrath of God.
Okay, all of my cats are in the circle.
Damn.
That was pretty good. I saw one rat left I think.
And my mage is brain damaged and injured unfortunately.
Okay, Rizzy leveled up. When you gain coins, all allies gain plus one health and plus one luck.
Natural healer, your heals heal for two extra.
If your train of thoughts is empty, you can just walk into food item, gain plus one, movement at the end of your turn.
Feel like natural healer will keep you good.
It's very basic, but that's fine.
You can have five cents, here you go.
I got the cardboard necklace and that's just an armor item. Yeah plus two
Plus two shield
Unfortunately
Kleedist, Trample, you block attacks from the front.
Ooh!
Use your basic attack turn on and use it again.
Animal Handler starts battle with a random vermin familiar with boosted damage and health.
Ooh!
Hardhead sounds good, Animal Handler sounds good, so I could get a random minion or block
all attacks from the front. I think that's a little bit better. All right please don't
be the fuck-ass rat. It's the fuck-ass rat! Good grief.
I'm gonna absorb feel myself wait boy, that's a bird I can attack
Hey, I got the bird
I could just throw wrath of God to get rid of this bomb.
I might kill Maka though, fuck it.
I got something from the bird too, I think that was worth it.
And now I'm gonna heal.
I'm gonna move and heal.
Oh, plus eight.
Okay, um, let's use the juice box to heal again.
We take those long plamondry.
I don't think I can hit that bomb.
I don't think I could walk in range of- Yeah, fuck, the other cats are blocking it.
Uh...
Let's spawn this guy.
Let's, uh...
Shoot this.
And turn.
I spawn the leech let's go
You're shy, sheenie, thanks for watching us.
I
Can't help this guy is so fucking dead. It's crazy
Crazy dead
Yeah, I think that all my units were full health too
We'll take that
All right, Maka leveled up plus one intelligence. I got the brain cells back that I lost
Lightning pause your basic attack deals plus electrical damage which you may even deal with damage can plus much hard luxury
You can also lock every instant out of areas can plus a damage time you like to hit 5% crit chance
Just doing lightning pause
I don't think these other ones are that good
All right, um
What do y'all think junkyard or sewers?
I haven't beat the uh oh hold on I haven't beat the second gear for either.
There's caves and and boneyard.
Okay let's do jump yard. I think jump yards is a harder one I think.
Moving on now.
I'm not really ready to put down any of these guys.
Nice block.
We'll take that.
Wrath of God.
Fuck it.
There's more of them than there are me.
I don't have enough of regen.
I think that's fine.
Miss?
Let's go.
Oh shit, there's a fucking bird!
I didn't know it's the fucking bird!
Die!
I got stats up and an item.
He will take that.
Alright, sick.
I'll spawn a friend.
Heal myself one.
This is a very healthy team. I haven't really struggled with people getting low or anything at all
I'm gonna go kill you
Thank you
Where aren't we...
Take that, shoot this guy.
Um, move forward, okay.
Got some coins from that, we'll take that.
Take this, itch myself.
I spawned a flea! Finally! I've done it like six times I never got one!
Excellent
That's the good R&D
That is what I am talking about. Do I just Wrath of God it? Fuck it
I might even get health back anyway
Those show leveled up, thorn arrows, your basic attacks spawn brambles, animal control, your basic attacks cause units to melee attack an enemy in range.
Unscored, well full speed 100% crit chance, scavenger if you choose to pick.
Um...
Animal control could be good especially because I have the familiars.
Unscored also sounds nice, got 100% crit.
Double attack, yeah.
I think that the crit's a little bit more reliable, so I'll stick with that.
Provee, thanks for 17 months.
Thank you.
I go meow.
Oh, there's a bird here.
Got a crown.
That looks like a good item.
Yo Fox Trekker, thanks for 8 months.
Raffle Chidonokcho Memoru thinking.
What?
Raffle Cheddar?
I can't raffle Cheddar. That's my boy. That's my boy. You know?
That is quite literally my boy. Well you guys don't want this in your house.
Are they kidding me? Look at his long nub.
He's giving me some big worm.
I think it's amazing.
Oh, this is like a perfect wrath of God scenario.
All my cats are...
Oh my God, that was great.
All of my cats were in there.
Nice and safe.
I have 17 damage on my magic dart.
I think it's just the big guy left everyone's bleeding
Wow two itches and no fleas sucks to be mean
I broke my leg how what is that a dexterity mana
and a Strengthful Heal.
I feel like I have enough Constitution,
let's get more damage.
We'll be crazy.
Oh, the Electric Pond Water.
Oh, third eye, your range attacks can't miss.
Take that.
Kings cram to come to the alpha to start each battle.
The alpha has all stats up.
Lose alpha stats when you take damage.
Um...
Okay, I guess.
Empty generator.
Debris.
I'll just step towards what I have.
Brainship.
Plus one all stats become AI controlled!
I feel like the AI is just going to kill my cat though, I don't know if I trust that.
Do it.
The only one I could put it on is the healer.
Do I really want my healer with an AOE 6 damage spell being AI controlled?
Yeah, I don't know how good the AI is in this game.
Try it.
Dude, that could literally kill my rod.
I couldn't kill him, I fucking run. That sounds horrible.
Do it for the funny. Do I make Rizzy into a clanker? The AI is trash.
Oh brother. I need to order food.
Do I?
AI is okay, but the stat boosts.
Yeah, but like I don't know guys. I don't know. I don't order Asian food. All right,
Um, yes or no, yes, make it AI, no, don't fill the run.
I guess I see mostly no, or maybe it's just my...
...biased eyes here, maybe if I really need the stats, I'll make it AI later.
I've been eating Singapore noodles and soup dumplings.
Do I get crab rangoons?
Is that too much food?
Those sound delicious, but I should have a big chick.
Damn, I got a lot of birds in this thing here.
My team kind of slashed us off right now
Yay
Oh, I'm blind. It's this guy, the can creeper. Yo, don't shoot PV. Thanks for the nine months.
Uh, can I even hit him from the back? Block.
Okay, well, block.
He has to be facing you, I think.
All right, um, I'm gonna kill you.
Take five mana or more healing.
Wonderful.
All right, let's punch this guy in the face.
Bodyguard.
I got a fleet.
Holy shit!
Shit!
Dude, my team's kinda jacked!
Dude, my tank just went back the fuck off, don't touch me!
Crazy.
A big crit.
And my magic dart this 20, this poor guy!
I did electrocute my tank, cause the water's that insane.
It is.
Will you play Fortnite when the Kafka and Blade skins come out?
yeah maybe so does the x-terity increase my damage I thought that intelligence was
damaged for the mage's I could get some luck perhaps yo G meal thank you for the
Thank you! Thank you, G. Neal48 for the B5 gift that gave me so much.
Um...
Major's basic is fixed.
I might just go for Crit then.
Because, um, I don't really think I care about casting these more times.
I mean, actually, more mana I have absorbed.
I can heal myself but luck but luck but look okay intelligence or luck
Actually constitution want to be bad because my health is really low
Uh oh.
That was fucking corporate news.
What do I get?
A bunch of shit.
Glowing steel, your base attacks from all grass, art and adjacent inner block.
Take a badminton out.
Gain all staffs up too.
Mushrooms.
Uh, three uses left.
What?
This is fun, I think.
Okay, like, Junkle, who are you in luck? Give me the rare candy.
The bow show is now level 4, got plus 1 move speed.
Uh, I could get more luck.
But he already has the passive for full, or 100% crit chance of full health.
Speed, intelligence, strength.
Speed might be nice for the hunter.
More luck for Crypt, but I already have 100% Crypt Chance at...
I mean, he's gonna take damage sometimes.
Just kite them, don't take damage.
Hard path, fuck it.
He seems useless.
No, because you can go farther and your turns are sooner.
Like he's got crazy speed tonight, he's going first.
I think it's good, I don't know.
14, yeah, and he's got full crit at full health anyway.
And if you have big loot speed, you can stay far away.
You never have to walk into range.
And then you'll never take damage, right?
I don't know.
I just like... that works I guess.
Stacked the bodyguard.
Walk, nice.
Holy shit!
That was a counter attack by the way.
Because I have the item on him that if you had to hit him, he hits them first.
Crazy.
I could go for Wrath of God next turn, perhaps.
Oh shit, there's a turkey! I didn't even notice the turkey!
Umm...
I should use one hull.
Okay, got him.
Stats up on my Hunter.
We will take that.
Take that.
I have 19 damage.
Oh, this guy's got exactly 19 health.
Great.
Wait, um, did that happen because of my electric move?
Oh no.
Uh, my bad, bro.
Shit.
My bad.
Just gonna get some points, I guess.
I got my result.
Um, no.
So, how do you stay?
Nice! Oh no, my poor Hunter, bro! I killed him!
Dammit!
Speed, luck, charisma.
I feel like you can't really go wrong with speed.
Mystical, blindfold, your physical attacks and abilities always miss.
Groove the chat, thanks for the 7 months.
Physical attacks and abilities always miss.
Wow, I want that.
I guess if you don't have physical attacks and abilities, I don't know.
Maybe is that don't use your basic.
Leaky brain.
Sex.
Uh, my instrument teller is when you spend mana, Jason Alley is getting that amount of mana.
Why are your cats so serious?
What took them back?
Take that back!
They're beautiful!
Oh, I almost got spawned in the last tile.
I'll go show these heels bad.
I'm gonna move you over here.
So you can get some medical attention.
Oh
Good grief I
Keep forgetting that the attacks are electricity. It's so much to think about man. Oh
My god, he must understand
Fuck it, Raph and God.
Nice.
I missed.
Great.
Nice.
W tank.
What's that?
Miss.
this dude poor go show oh my god i've killed him twice now with the electricity move lose damage
equal to half your base track damage rounded up both the value can attack an extra body turn
in California, company title. Refresh your basic attack movement, weapon, and trinket action.
Ooh.
Maybe second one.
Uh, alright.
I need to heal this guy real bad.
Okay, we can give him the Meekstone though.
Um, that's helpful.
And he's got eight health, dude, just, just...
Okay, that is what it is.
Orgo show.
Shubs and nubs.
So sure he's gonna die like instantly again I think.
Okay, got a cool attention to Gosho.
Oh, I think he can't heal to full.
Well, rip Gosho.
And he's stuck at me help for a million wait that means that the passive is useless
It seems to be a hundred percent.
I can't heal.
Oh, I can heal myself up.
I'm gonna run right here.
Hopefully not take damage.
Damn right, that's a twenty-a-month.
Go on eleven, Fatai, Emmy.
Don't see Fatai.
Just yeah.
I'll steep the feast day for the eighteen months.
Yo, Emmy, I wanna buy that shawm.
The poor, he's so...
He's so ugly, though.
Wait, wait, my mage got downed?
I love Sean.
I'm so fucked.
Let me see if I can feel.
Why does it go down?
I think I'll make you come here.
It's OK.
My tank will solo.
Don't worry.
So low
Say scared now he's pissed
Walt Laka's dead. That is very very very unfortunate. I'm a little bit upset.
That is truly tragic.
Ooh, big damage.
Hey, carry.
Thank you, nice.
I got a flea!
He's dead.
Dude, my mage is gone!
It was such a good mage, too.
I mean, I guess not good enough.
Rock song, levitate all rocks.
They will bother you to fling towards enemies back and move it in line with them.
Belly flop, jumps with talent mobiles, anything you land on.
Grab, push it, push it, push it.
Check it out, kill yourself, HG equal to half your strength, round it up.
Belly flop?
Perhaps?
Well, I only got three guys now, so now what?
That sucks.
Do we continue to the Boneyard?
Will they give me another cat?
Cause I feel like that's happening before where I'll lose a cat and it'll give me like
a filled cat.
Yeah?
Okay, we'll talk at Boneyard.
I feel like the rest of my team is good enough.
It's an AI cat?
Oh.
Well.
That or nothing.
Oh, spooky.
You just made a bit of a mistake. You guys should have gone home.
It's my first time in the Boneyard.
You're a droid optic. Thank you for the nine months.
I tried to adopt a cat, but I ended up with a charm.
May I? It won't chase mice. It just worms its way into my heart.
How sweet.
Meow.
Two stats of bodyguard, 10 show C54 months in jr, Samurai, thanks for 3 marks!
Thank you, thanks if I'm true.
Lath of God.
Oh nice, okay, my Hunter's full health.
hopefully for a while I will hide him in the corner as long as he's full health I
get the free crit
I think I was going to leave my healer here for now, but let the tank handle it, you know.
You buy pigeons?
No.
A little squad of friends and shoot the trash.
Oh, you have to kill him within another turn.
Okay.
How about I do this?
Does that even work?
I'll just blow up.
Cleaver.
Excellent.
Wait, he ate his own friend and healed.
Oh shit, okay I guess that doesn't make sense for zombies.
Makes sense!
And my healer leveled up and clicked wide one at each end area using his game plus two
speed booster.
Now I'm just gonna use the extra run of setup.
stimulus the drugs 5% chance
I say that's worth it a new cast are spawned the party the
Yaminator has joined your party let's go okay I put items on him oh he's ugly
blow short shot damn you kind of don't do anything but that's fine that's okay
give you the helmet give you give you you know what he's AI controlled anyway
right why not just give him the brain ship because then it's plus all steps up
anyway. Okay your AI controlled now. He's not? Oh. What make him AI controlled? You know I don't
really know this cat. Yeah you can do that. He's been told man I refresh your basic attack.
Oh my god, you're scarecrow. Thanks for the four months
My goodness, yo walking
Love your new Sean pillow waiting for leaked demon streams to come back less than three. Oh, yeah
Hell yeah
Um, okay, well this is fun.
Alright, we have the Yaminator.
Wow.
I think Gosher just always spawns in injured.
Which sucks, that ruins his passive.
Can you heal injuries?
Maybe I should get lucky, I don't know.
Wrath of God!
sick
well shields that's crazy
No.
Sick.
Whoops.
I'm using this plus two.
Okay.
We're on the drugs. There's my AI cat.
Heels hurt undead. Oh, he's undead.
Um, okay.
I feel like I usually get really, really good tanks.
Uh, change of direction for additional base combat, that's pretty short of body.
Um, we'll give the AI desecrate, just blow up those flutes, man, why not?
Base combat has an extra bird spot at the start of each battle.
I'm just gonna kill you.
The Crowler's cap.
Access of 25% crit chance.
I don't think I'm gonna be using that too much.
Ooh, I got plus one health.
Great.
My tank is even tankier.
Mama maggot
Killed her baby
Okay
Oh damn there's so many birds here
Let's get this one.
There's a ghost here too.
I'm gonna be far away from this big maggot as I can be.
Big damage.
Oh shit, I gave the maggot plus two speed.
Fuck.
I forgot that I can apply to enemies too.
Well that's really bad.
Godfucking dammit!
Ugh, I gotta...
Fuck the fuck.
It's the one soundtrack of the year.
Oh yeah, I wonder if this game will be up for the game awards.
I feel like it has to be.
At least for indie games for sure, right?
No way it's not.
pretty far away though.
I think I got a fleece.
Nice.
And I just need to kill the goats.
We're good to go.
Got the chicken.
Let's go.
Okay, that was actually pretty easy.
The Amnator has leveled up.
This is my AI cat replacement for Jaxhile Reviving and Jason Buyer, YTP!
CPR!
I will take that.
I mean the AI doesn't, so.
Do I give the AI a grenade?
gold cap. Wraiths when depleted. Rotten meat mask.
Pass on that.
Yaminator leveled up! Your physical attacks on poison or bleeding enemies will use your risk pack for
and use it again. Wiggly. There's a dodge chance. A 25% chance to inflict charm on units that
damage you. So 25% dodge and 25% charm. Let me have the charm.
Alright, now the question is, do I go the hard path when I've never done the Boneyard
before?
I feel like I can do it on full health.
Hopefully I don't regret this.
Yeah.
You'll see.
My hunter kind of sucks now, it's died too much.
Oh my god so many leeches I gotta kill this guy
Oh no Shalom month thank you for the five gifted thank you oh my god an eye of the
Thank you for the 42 months.
I did not see that.
Thank you, I have torn 42 months and shall we monthly for the 5?
Thank you very much.
So silly.
Yeah, who? Who?
Whose account is that 42 months sub?
I have a trump my hundred dead.
Great.
Now that's to be expected, I guess.
Oh, poor Gosha, bro, he's crying!
He gave a dark three, thank you for the prime.
Thank you so much.
I felt bad, Gosha's died like quick.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, this guy's still...
Gotta get that guy for sure.
Alright, that's what...
Oh my fucking leeches!
I killed go show you know what he needed to be put down anyway he had like eight max health
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Oh my gosh, oh I'm so sorry.
I'm just gonna make my bot tank here, so why not?
Give him the pipe.
Wait, that sounds weird.
Ugh, yo big daddy D, thank you for the Prime.
Another peace symbol, I don't remember what that does.
I can't try and damage him plus one.
Uhhh, nah.
I think you got more.
low damage lob attack oh poor go show now I'm alone I deserve this very
deserves
We're out of gold!
Okay, he's dead.
And we can they come back so they have more healing?
I don't know if that's how that works.
Okay.
That's sick.
Mew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew.
Mew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew, meew.
24 shield! Holy shit! That's just bonkers.
Well shield on this guy okay please give me another cat bro please give me another cat
Okay, you have any of your ships, forbidden farts, you just need plus two charge, make
a wish, kinda coin to spawn a random pickup.
I'm gonna stand at the support ability since it's a bot, egg sack, spawn spiderlings in
an area.
Money bag.
You come 50 coins and you return home.
Definitely need that.
This isn't going so bad.
Even without a full team.
I got a lucky coin.
going so bad even without a full team. I got a lucky coin. I think I want that.
I just want the star of each battle or doubled.
Uh, nah.
Ferture blocks.
Do I have to equip this?
Fert to work.
Uh, Yibbick.
What the fuck, this guy looks fucking devious.
I still have three guys maybe it's decided I didn't deserve another guy
avoid your attack will get revenge on the cat who kills it what avoid your
attacks we'll get revenge on the cat that killed it he's charmed though my tank is
just too broken okay well what about
I
Fucking this guy up. He thinks he's hot shit. What's up? Wait, Cleetus?
He possessed my best cat
That's really that's really really bad
I
Need the box Terry bro. Oh, this is so cooked
I'm putting everything on the bot.
Okay, 14, I think I could do this.
Yeah, I could do this.
Okay, we're fine, actually, we're fine.
Okay, well, it's just the bot.
Oh no.
Good grief.
You just need to do poor damage, bro.
Poor damage!
Just do-
Oh my god, still alive.
Oh god.
Oh no more.
Dude, please.
Dude, I can't do anything!
Oh no, but there's all the little familiars.
Oh my god, wait, clean us!
This clean is gone!
Oh my god, bro!
The AI carried, holy shit.
Crazy.
Oh my god, I only have two cats.
Clarison now learned Evil Patron.
What is this?
A large mound of thick earthy flesh and brown arteries protrude from the ground.
Oh my goodness.
Yo hat trick!
Thank you for the 1k bits!
Holy WW!
I feel like I got so lucky there
Crazy, I don't know if I have to equip the money in the furniture to get it. No, sure
Holy shit only one of the original cast made at home
That's crazy
Oh, a snake behind you!
Oh!
Holy shit, aura!
Crazy aura.
You can now adventure to the desert.
You can now venture to the desert.
Sick.
Okay, well I think my dude's here.
Okay.
Um, yes, it is here.
Okay, fuck.
Damn, I brought so much stuff back.
Is there a way to make your storage bigger?
I don't know if I have to like buy it up for you or something.
No.
I got the goods!
I have the goods!
No!
I got... oh shit, that's not bad, some funny crab-ring boons... spectacular, I got soup
dumplings.
Yum, yum, yum.
My favorite Singapore rice noodles
The rice noodles was like a curry seasoning
They're my favorite
Thanks to get yes. I have the goods
Okay
Bag of stuff. I think the bird feed would be good to have
Um, the piece sounds pretty good, it's a good dealer item.
Uh, smelling salts, pipe, egg sack, rotten meat mess, piece similar, you have one of
those.
Never stone, never level up.
I lost my heart spark thing, that was super OP.
I lost my potato too.
I lost my two super OP tank items. Uh oh.
Runs are gonna be forward now.
Local! Oh, thank you for the 5 again! Wow, thank you!
Thanks, O.
Appreciate that.
Another potato is gone.
Hmm.
Oh, thank you.
Hmm.
I lost my really good items that's all I'm I really care about I'm not about that
What is a bush up to? Uh-oh. Some make a deal with the devil. Oh, he looks scared.
Necromancer in the house. It's the BTGGF of your dreams. What is BTGGF? The leech queen
who never stops. I assume it's something girlfriend. Your blood. Oh big titty goth girlfriend.
Oh yeah the Necro's pretty cool. It's just that smell it gets to me. I just can't get
down without rotting flush stench. Necromancer collars now available. Wow a goth hat. Oh
in this. I won?
More meat puppets forever. Heck you have.
No! As long as I remember staying damp with
d-core, I can be grabbing up all your trash for you.
I like the tin man from that movie, The Wizard. But instead of oil, I need plasma
Let's play video games.
Burp.
Uh-oh.
That little clock just tried to leave.
Stay in there, you nasty little thing.
Ew!
I gotta give him another crunch to stop
their wiggling that I just push the bone back there
until it drops back into my punch.
It should kill more cats, I'm just saying.
It kill more cats so I can use me to strong her as well.
I hunger.
Ew!
Whoa!
What a freak.
Okay, so like, so like, you just want to keep cats with good passes and good base stats.
I don't know which one is to get rid of, kind of, passive abilities and stats.
Let's get some furniture as well, plasma ore, bone couch, rustic bench, laptop, and
top.
Rustic bench.
Great.
Plasma ore.
Food storage box.
Great.
Alright.
You know,
how things are the gifts of.
I think I don't want the Yaminator.
Actually, those passes are a pain in the ass spotters.
Power fence, that's good.
Animal control, lucky.
Bullseye, luck swing.
Pet rocks.
Goodbye.
Henry, it's hard.
God warrior.
I don't know who to get rid of you know, Bonita. Thank you for the sub. I don't know which cats are like the best ones to keep
Get rid of all of them
tonight I
Guess if I'm trying to unlock stuff from the shops and then just worry about reading them later
Okay, well, goodbye, Cat.
It was nice knowing you.
Farewell.
Fuck, I need one more for Bush.
Uh, yeah, Wraith and the Rock, thanks for subbing.
Welcome to the stream.
I'm gonna walk away.
Greed.
Look! That animation is so nasty!
What is this?
What the hell?
The small axe with the baby mott.
Oh my god!
What the hell?
Doctor, good night. Three months.
Good morning. Glad the Chompillos finally came in.
He latinos code for you. What's that mean?
Thank you, me too.
He's so ugly. He's so ugly.
Ignore! I love that name!
Eggnog! Eggnog is a good boy.
Okay.
Let's bring some hats.
Markball, Ragehack deals half your damage equal to half your health rounded up.
That's crazy.
I'll kill you.
Move all your debuffs to false, we tramp over one tile.
Are we doing...
A gong?
Rayton?
This guy?
No, this guy.
I just got a cat named Canute.
Really?
They got Canute in this game?
Necromancer, next one's a great pun, corpse of leaching life from enemies.
How do I have any good base stats for that?
Let's make Fendi a Necromancer.
I want to try it.
make you a hunter. We'll make you tank. We'll make you... hmm...
damage equal to half your health. Rounded up. Actually, let's make you a tank.
eggnog you can be the healer. This seems okay, right? I need to try to go down to caves,
I haven't made it to caves, your physical attacks and abilities always miss.
We shot.
Uh, give you the chicken.
How's it going, Jackass?
I'm not a jackass!
NY Shad, thanks for 43 months.
It's going good.
Oh, I shed.
Thanks for 43 months.
It's going good.
It's going great, I would say.
I've been having a great old time.
You've got the Fendi, I suppose.
I'm not a jackass!
I'm not.
Oh, he's going to have no movement speed.
He's gonna be so fucking tanky.
Holy shit.
I'm gonna give him this, actually.
His speed's really low, so I'm gonna be able to actually move.
No.
I spent 12 mana.
Refresh.
Here.
Um.
Give the generator.
Give you a duplication, uh.
Bled mask.
This seems okay, I think.
Alright, fuck it, let's go.
only two strength oh shit the desert first time in the desert I feel like
this team is not it I just really wanted to try Necromancer and I get rid of all
my veteran cats I get the upgrades
What the hell Johnny thank you for the five thanks Johnny
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. First mountain corp is new you destroy corp skill tuition is
I just want a good pick up.
Well I'm shot at, okay so...
I don't want to...
I don't want to do anything these orcs do, I think.
I think, I don't know, we'll never get always good as the last run, yeah, well I had super
OP tank items that are broken now I lost them so um yeah
yo and a bogey thank you for the two months
thank you thank you thank you
That's a lot of noodles jackass
What I can't be a little bit gluttonous sometimes I have my noodles and my
I've got it all.
And it is all delicious.
Give us some.
No!
You guys don't even like me!
You just hate watchers!
So why would I share my food?
He never ordered dessert, I'm not really a big dessert person.
I would much rather eat...
...savory foods.
That's the shit I like.
No! No!
Good night.
I like savory foods.
I like...
...balty foods.
I don't hate sweet foods.
I just don't prefer them.
I
Rose why I didn't know damage I don't like this I do like literally no damage
Like, I do no fucking damage, this is crazy.
Uhhh...
Heatwave, he doesn't lose my 1, does not heal after battle, can he mitigate with water?
Cause of the sack of flies?
Oh, you- you damage them 1 by 1?
I guess that makes sense.
I thought it was just my build was horrible, I was like, wait, I thought I...
Let's check in the stats and stuff.
Mmm, Evan!
Evan, you go send this one!
Thank you, Evan! Thank you so much!
Thank you, Evan!
Oh my god, it's all over my mouth.
Alright, look for like a yo-ho!
Thank you, Evan!
Thank you, I appreciate the pen. Thank you so much.
I have to say, we need it, we need it, we need it.
I don't think I'm gonna damage any of these anymore weakness.
Pen's a use of the bit.
Almost died from them, yeah.
Oh my god, cactus.
Game plus, this one's brutal. Game plus two HP permanently and heal ten HP when this breaks.
I think I maybe put this on my squishiest unit for the plus two uh plus two
Paragon thank you for the fire. Thank you so much. W paragon
share with the cats the cats can't eat any of this it has like garlic all the
seasonings and stuff the kiddies the kiddies can't have this all water right
yo oh thank you for the five thank you oh hell yeah wait what the heck is this
Community train. What is this? You unlocked 1,365 emotes for chat. What is this? I've never seen this in my life.
Level 126 is a neuro emote. New train? Yeah, I don't- what is this?
Kingkord, thank you for the five, and Joey, thank you for the gifted.
I guess, like, people get emotes, new ways to launder money.
I'll gift more subs again.
That's an apology for...
That's an apology for 83 days, huh?
Yeah, I don't know if it gives people...
I'm not gonna say for the gifted, I don't know if it gives people emotes or...
you can get gritty goose what is gritty goose instead of suburbs getting emos
check bits emotes I don't understand yeah I guess it's just trying to find more
ways to get people to stop on emote. Thank you for the 19 months gritty. Oh wait do you
I do not have that by default.
That was a global email.
Well, I can only afford one bottle.
Heatwave means you can't be healed, I think.
I guess I'll put it on an eggnog, for now at least.
2500 emotes per chat, but like what does that mean?
Like, 2500 people get emotes or every person gets 2500 emotes.
There's no way it's that, but...
I just want to try this one, of course.
Oh, it spawns money too.
Yo Anonymous thanks for the six and William, thank you for the hundred bits
Yeah, I don't I don't I've never seen this before
It is new yo did Joss. Thank you for the crime
How did he just say
Oh god, there's a little scorpion cast.
Yeah, I do no damage compared to my last build.
I was getting cocky.
Itachi gets a sub to Jackass.
Who could you possibly be talking about?
SpaceK, thank you for the bits, and Nintendo Dimata, thanks for something.
Welcome.
Yo, Mocha, thank you for the 5!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
Grand Gaudley, thanks for the bits.
I'm gonna try this.
The axis is supposed to...
Okay, you got charisma and luck.
It looks like...
Interesting, interesting.
Wing Magician, thank you for the gift.
First amendment, thank you for the five.
I'm one killer deer root.
Thanks for the gift and Scruffy, thanks for the bits.
Yeah, y'all have to let me know how the demote thing works because I've never seen this before.
There's more boost up on this.
Itachi, thank you for the 5.
It's good, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Please blast.
Get him out of here.
Oh shit, I didn't see the bird there.
I got 2.5 K emotes no way
I don't really understand the sun mechanic, so they just can't heal as much, I think.
I'm knocking it back 10 tiles, like 7 allies targeted, switch places with allies.
Bodyguard's OP.
Bodyguard is really good, but I don't have the same stuff. My soup dumplings are breaking!
Yo Joey, thanks for the gift and bite my wire! Thank you, not a thank you!
And Kuhlite, thank you for the bitch!
Wowee, I'll do a little more.
for more emotes.
Globy, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, that's enough, I'm not on the moor.
Oh, anonymous, thank you for the 10.
Thanks, anonymous.
How many emotes does it say now?
3,000?
Oh, 3,400 emotes.
400 emotes what does that mean what does that mean I
Don't know what that means
Yo Josh for you. Thank you for the money. Thanks Josh. Hello. Hello
Thank you. I appreciate it
Thanks, Josh. W Josh
4k emotes incoming. What does that mean?
I was too holy shield
Damn my movement sucks.
Really sucks.
Aw they charmed my tank!
Oh, that's really bad, okay, I think it's just for one turn though.
I'm gonna stand in the poison pocket.
Yeah, true.
Um.
I can't even get in there while I'm fucking out of there.
How many months will this buy for chats?
Holy shit, yo, hat trick!
With the 10k bits, I don't know, I guess we'll have to find out.
Oh my god, thank you, hat trick!
God damn, yeah, that's a lot of bits.
Oh my goodness, and slammy for the bits.
I guess almost 4,000 emotes.
It might have to hit the neck level.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you, Hat Trickle!
Wow, everyone, we're all getting 4,000 emotes!
I can't believe it.
This is so crazy.
No!
Oh my goodness.
I don't believe it.
Which is very mysterious.
And my hunter is dead.
My fucking tank killed it.
Assholes.
Because you simped for this marshmallow cat.
You piece of shit.
Oh my god.
It's so over. It's actually so over. It's crazy.
It's so fucking over. Oh my god. It's so over.
Oh, Bandit! Thanks for your parents. Your Paragon. Thank you for the time.
Trader Joe's Pizza. Three Kona beers. Playing Metal Gear Solid.
solid life is a good man about sometimes when I get really stressed I just think
about I'm like you know what I have video games I can basically get whatever
food I want like what is there to be mad about yeah see thanks for 86 months
paragon day for the 10 gifts in yeah I would figure most people that watch the
I'm trying to play the same position where you can play games and...
We're all very lucky!
Dude, he charmed my Necromancer and it ran away from her!
It ran away with her, I mean.
I have three cats, Jesus fuck this Christ.
Seven days!
What the fuck is that?!
Oh no!
What was going on?
I assume you noticed the extremely large cat roam in the city consuming felines.
I did.
Yeah, that's Tina.
Gila Tina.
She got that name from her ability to decapitate a cat with a single bite.
Oh, anonymous thing for the gift.
Wow, it's just 4,000 emotes now.
I taught her that move.
Yeah, she was one of mine.
She had this thing about consuming her victims.
Oh my goodness, caressing their flesh like a lover would as she devoured them.
A true sadist.
She vanished a while before you showed up, but appears she's back.
She's taken an interest in your work.
Let's see if that's her side to something she never gives up.
Now listen, you only have a few days to prep for her.
This is where you get to use your retired-
I just got rid of all my retired cubs.
Kill is up, thanks for the 17 months.
Permitly score high on the retired cats to put up a fight, to put up a fight with her.
He doesn't have any weakness, so just try and hit her hard and often.
Sapphire, thanks for the 2 months.
Oh, and try to stay out of her stomach.
I'm a root prime.
Good luck.
Yeah, I'm fucked.
Yeah.
Guys, it's kinda over.
I'm fucked yeah guys it's kind of over low-key it's kind of over we got seven
days I can do a run not in the desert and make four caps and remember me Dr.
Beanies the guy who brought you back to life and kick start your cat hoarding
career the man who you owe your very existence to remember good because it's
time to pay the piper. See, I kind of need your help, but I need some more science to get there.
Yo w with the fitty thanks for the prawn. Thanks, thank you. I love your prawn.
We wear that cats with disorders or mutations also contain ungodly amounts of science?
Well, you know, send me a specimen like that. I may have a little side quest for you.
Oh, okay.
You're gonna go to the desert?
Wow, the desert is the baddest!
Snake, scorpions, and so many bones.
Careful, deserts are H-O-T, hot.
Nanna says to stay hydrated, and Nanna knows stuff,
because she's so old.
No, Nanna, we're talking about that other old thing.
But for reals, if you want to heal in the desert, drink water, or at least get wet, sometimes I wet my pants just to cool off when I'm sleeping.
Call the waterbed for a reason, silly.
Bring back a snake, if you do, I'll name him Blood Vite.
Pre-rad name, huh?
Bring him a snake, I'll bring him a snake.
An automated snake for the 10!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Appreciate it, wow, almost back to 12k, so just crazy.
I saw the whole thing hilarious. Don't worry though. I snatched up a few things for you
Totally covered in poop who's in peepies, but don't worry. I'll share the ones you want back
Okay, I died. Why is there a lead here?
I think I was not supposed to take that
But uh, you know some are thinking for the bits just yeah, and Conrad thinking for the bits
I have to breed I don't have enough cats for a mission and I need at least four
night was calm guys
cause we have to okay I'm just gonna send these four in a mission bucket this
is my a team this is my final hope oh my lord you know 4508357
a thing for the gifted. Your save is so scuffed I know. Sandman, thank you for the gifted.
Okay let's make you um
defeated. No. Oh my god he has a dump. Dude you're so useless.
I'm so cooked. Yeah, this is actually the Z team. Reduce. Okay, we'll take that. Yo,
Stan, yo, thank you for the prime. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And Garmor, thanks for 17
Wait, so did the community train head?
And he got on her, so what, where's the emotes?
Choo-choo, purple heart.
Purple heart, that's cute.
Little fixture, a little furry emote.
Wait, so what, so did like, what happened?
Do I even have that emote?
This is a cute emo, but...
I have it.
What about the 103 toes in 998?
I know!
Chew, chew, I am clapped.
Did I get that one?
Oh my god, I have the clapping cinnamon toast crunch guy.
Oh my gosh.
Wow, he's pretty good.
I am clapped.
Dang, that's not everyone got it.
That's kind of, that's kind of, oh no.
Not everyone got it.
This is so sad.
Or I'm gonna run to the restroom.
It looks like I'll be right back.
BRB.
I've returned with my charm, of course, because someone needs to be a healer, um, you be a
Healer I guess you be
Spawn meet pickup
Kind of tank
Okay, you be the tank fucking this is my my dream squad
If I lose this I'm so fucked
I will be so, so cooked.
Dead, no.
Okay, um...
Alright, fuck it.
Act one.
Dead, no.
Best I can do.
He just needs to survive chatter. I can't see
No chatter I can't see move your nub
You know mutt black thank you for the three months
Damage of like poison or knockup nearby units there will be permanent consequences for casting the spell
I think he wants some of the noodles dude you can't eat this we can't eat this
this roll. Trotter! Oh boy. Yo Max Payne, thank you for the 51 burn. Huge, thank you Max
Payne and Purple Hayes, thanks for the prime, welcome. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh wait, there's a guy there. Oh fuck, I didn't see him.
Oopsie.
All right, these veteran cats will carry and my
Beep move up to three towers spreading glass refresh your basic attack shadow shift
Help or is that the two towels away leaving behind a shadow that mimics your basic attack?
Oh
Oh, it's just a thing!
Oh, it's a...
The entire party took damage.
Great.
Sick.
Yes, I did drop my chopstick on the floor and yes, I am going to use it again.
I don't care.
Gotcha, bitch.
Floor is never clean.
That's not true. It gets vacuumed.
I wish I'd A.O.E. Holy Shed now.
That would be great. You'll Hank or Ten days for the six months.
Am I overthinking Amea eyes?
Yeah, yeah, sadly no wrath of God.
Oh, shit.
I don't know how strong it has to be to beat um Dilucina, Oreo chips monkey thanks for the
8 months guys dig up so we can stream at the cheesecake factory
Shit. Shit.
Oh, you just saw him burn tiles.
Take four.
I think I've had this before.
Block and counter backstabs.
I guess I'll put that on a squishy.
I can't wait for my first cheesecake factory experience.
Lucy.
I think I've only fought Lucy once.
Holy shit, he's kind of jacked.
Do I do the forbidden fart?
Um...
Not this time.
It says there will be permanent consequences.
Comikaze what is that? There's Comikaze.
Self damage? Read bottom right.
But I just have to read it on his turn, we'll see.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
How cause you to blow your down wishing you the bestest year
I Jinzu, thank you for the two years welcome back
How a bummer if I knew your stream is actually gonna be at the beginning of March but Lantern
Festival stream I guess
Why do you attack your beef?
Did I?
Yes?
Oh.
Well, that would probably be because I wasn't paying attention if you can imagine such a
Yes, I know it's hard to imagine, but I might have not been paying attention.
Do you want each ally cat do a spit attack at the same time?
Hmm.
Sounds fun.
Yo, Joon Joon, thank you for the prime.
Welcome.
Thank you, thank you.
I just got- it's almost-
I just got an Instagram DM
from this guy who's a pretty popular cosplayer.
Um, I like did a collab with him as a girlfriend on the Uma moose my thing
He said yo goat Celebi said you might know where to find someone who could make a fursuit
No, dude, I feel like I feel like she probably
Ain't no way
I
Recommended him to ask Jessica
Don't gate keep gate keep what bro, I've never had a first
Talk to pirate all right, bro
Gonna just need a plus two charge
My movement is hella low on all these guys
I was stupid. I was not thinking when I did that, but it was great for each other.
My bad.
What? My first is screaming at me!
She just be screaming all the time.
So noisy.
Yo, Crane, thanks for the seven months.
Thank you, Epidemic.
Let's go.
Should I even try doing the other levels when my goal is just to be able to have veteran
cats to bring home?
Is it worth it?
I'm worried about the Latina.
Is that stronger?
Oh, my stats are so bad.
Okay, I got lucky.
Plus two Brace. What does Brace do? Reduces all incoming damage. Okay.
Alright, ooh, a bird seed.
I will take that.
Jared, thank you for the one year.
One short year.
Yeah.
Un-Earth's five zombies, the zombies have a 33% chance of having madness.
Usable once per battle.
So there's a two and three chance that they're my friends.
like great odds to me.
Oh shit, Toast style.
Yo Jarrod, thank you for one year.
What was that beat?
Mosh just turned my fucking PlayStation on. How did you- whatever, I don't care.
Why do I do one damage?
Big catnip.
She just hit something on it again.
How you do that?
I
Zombies now this one's friend friend enemy enemy friend. Okay, so I have three friends
Not ideal but not the worst either
I
Be so that's my friend cat
Like that
It's crazy that I was like oh shit a 10 crit when like all my other builds that
That was low damage. I fell off.
All those zombies alive are my friends.
That is great.
My
Leave my healer alone
See they were all there
Surrounded
If backstabs are always critical.
Okay, that is very good.
I'm not trying to go to caves, I think. I don't think I beat caves yet.
Yeah, the blowback stabber.
Okay, and if it looks if it looks sussy, I'm just gonna go home because I need buttering
cats. But I think I'm fine.
What the? I don't know why you snapped him.
I'm thinking about doing the forbidden part again.
I'll see if I can get a ring for it.
Oh my god, these parks are going crazy!
Oh my god, look how much they attack!
I don't like this at all.
Oh, I feel like I'm dead.
I will take that.
Oh my god.
So this horse gets an attack speed.
Ridiculous.
The sparks get one extra turn for bleeding unit.
Okay, that makes sense.
I did not know about that passive.
The spark attack, I guess.
The last one, Hulk region for everyone.
Let me just damage.
50% chance to spawn a flea damage you deal to other allies is reduced to zero
Thank you, Laura. I feel like it's solid
There's fucking leeches.
Why is he getting burned?
No.
Okay, now having the backstab passive is really nice.
That's as huge.
Oh shit, I didn't even notice these guys.
I'm a blind idiot.
I'm about to do the forbidden part, so I get another, I got another, oh I got another debuff.
Anemia, when you take damage you have a 10% chance to gain bleed 1.
But gain 2 charge for each damage you take from bleed.
I fucked up.
I need to stop using that ability, I didn't know it gives you a debuff every time.
I feel like that's kind of crazy.
Not the bird.
And we're love.
10G, thanks for the 10 months.
Thank you.
Anyone need heals?
Gotta keep the people healthy.
to you with cracker when you damage an alien plus one mania
I need to walk into melee range anyway
Oh soul jar when your body is destroyed this item is recovered and permanently gains the ability to summon a ghost copy of you
You know like my fighter might be most likely to die
Here's when you take damage spawn a scrap pick up
Or the way I got perks or upper in plus five speed for the rest of battle
You give that
Broken mirror, plus 4, minus 7 luck, plus your basic attacks it's like plus 1 bleed and spawn
grass.
I mean you don't really need luck on a tank, do you?
Dude, that looks so stupid.
sounds ass I have minus three luck I mean I don't need grit but like that seems
really bad
Yeah.
The flush master.
I'm going to gain luck.
Ow.
friend, friend, friend. Okay, there's only one enemy zombie. I'll take that, I guess.
All right, it's dead.
I think I have made a brave mistake.
Yeah, I think I fucked up guys, I don't know what else to say.
Why zombies?
They're all dead!
Oh my god, how could this happen?
I fucked up so bad
Hey, he's one health
Yeah, I don't know if I'm making it to caves if I'm being honest
The Brick Mask!
Alright.
We'll take the Brick Mask.
Actually, let's do a... Oh, this guy.
Bro, I got nothing.
Range, charisma, intelligence.
I guess luck.
Can't complain about the credits.
Ooh, these are both pretty good items.
Feathered cap plus four speed.
Four speed.
Spawn a small rock when you take damage.
Do I go the hard path?
I feel like I showed it since I'm trying to make sure I make it home.
Yo Jasmine, thanks for the gift and sub.
Thank you so much.
Thanks Jasmine.
Ew, what is that?
I don't know if this is like a familiar, but OK, I'll take it.
It's not a familiar, it just spawns.
Zombies. Okay, I think just one evil one. I think the evil one just marbles through it. Yeah, okay.
Oh, but because my healer has a plus one health regen each turn, it hurts all my zombies.
Yeah, the anti-synonyme, oh, there's a week that's right over there.
There's so much shit on my screen.
Holy crap.
No.
He doesn't have a sword.
Nice.
Um.
I'm gonna start moving this way.
Wow.
I hurt them again.
Alright, first one again.
Oh, just auto-smacked.
Meow.
Uh, that's fine.
Meow.
Meow meow.
What the hell? Uh...
Is it just the one witch left?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, luck.
I guess we'll take strength.
It's not offering me speed or HP.
So I don't care.
Pull you two tiles towards you.
Alright, take that.
bolts new item electric immunity electric damage revives you win drought when
downed huh interesting
Yeah
Boris I hate this guy
This guy is so annoying. Yes fucking 5,000 health
Not really it's like 200 or 300
Why does this guy can do whatever he wants?
He's attracted to poop.
Did I do that to him?
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm pretty sure it's not a bad thing.
Scatological will heal 5 health when you damage poop.
At third of your turn, if you're near poop, you automatically move towards it and eat it.
This is very disgusting.
I just punched the air.
What?
Just click of doom.
We got him!
And that was the fastest I've ever gone in the war's kill, the first time took so long.
I
Kind of feel like I kind of feel like I can do caves or am I crazy maybe I'm go maybe I'm crazy
If I lose these cats though, that's so bad I
Do think I can though
Just don't lose true. Oh
Ten tickles
Zombies in here. Okay. We have one evil one
What's that?
The sky stuff is inanimate objects. Oh shit, there's some there's a bunch of them
So much going on this screen, fear, nice, uh, that sucks, I didn't have to kill him.
Let's see.
Holy dash.
I could do the uh... I shoulda do the... I shoulda do that.
I can't move now.
Release my movement!
That's annoying.
I can reload again, uh, I can't do anything there actually.
I think it's just two guys left alive.
And I'm feared.
still my turn my healer's gonna die too I'm kind of worried
for health oh shit yeah why am I not cleansing I'm just a stupid idiot what's
Oh heck.
Yeah, I totally could have climbed this third.
I got- I got big deals with the thing.
Not stupid, just an idiot, yeah.
Pocket sand. It's like 1-0 units. Refresh your movement action.
Locking plus 2 shield.
Um, use again would be pretty good for the beef.
Got the dry bone mask.
Flicke, Bruce, why don't you guys let me contact you?
Alright, I am kind of stacked now.
If I was not already.
I summon zombies. Okay, there's one bad one again. That's fine.
I wish you my turn.
Oops.
My zombie cats.
At least the zombie cats are tanking hits I guess.
I can't go anywhere.
dude the webs are so annoying holy shit
Good.
He'll swap these dudes.
Alright.
Swung down.
Dude.
All right, slowing down.
Dude.
No, enough with the webs.
No! Enough with the webs!
Oh my god!
Confused?
Alright, stop.
Enough with the webs.
Oh my god!
Enough!
I'm stuck. I'm still stuck.
confused my major's gonna kill himself
You're just so high in the corner man like
Holy shit, we're annoying fight
Eat rock, eat a rock to gain plus five shield and plus one strength.
Eat rocks sounds kinda good.
Hack of blades.
Whenever you backstab, gain plus one serrated claws.
I know.
Basic attacks and flash lead.
Nice.
Ten healing.
Big slime I've never fought this boss before I
Mean yeah, that is a big slime
A seagull!
More stats up.
Okay, I got the Bleed, um, wanna kill you?
Ooooooh, big, big damage.
Now it explodes into tiny slives, okay.
That makes sense.
And it explodes into even more tapping zombies time.
eat rock I'm eating this shit yeah hell yeah I want to kind of spread out my units
Nice.
Uh, I can't yet.
Nice.
Man, it'd be nice to have a mage for Ailee.
I do not have one though
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
Okay, I think this baby one's left to kill.
And the zombies are helping.
Okay, great.
Where's the last one?
Yeah, oh is it just a zombie?
Am I blind oh it's back there fuck
Got him not a mistake what he gifted appreciate that
That's too...
Think too hard. Take damage equal to your intelligence.
The next spell you cast this turn is free.
Uh, Ex-Dirt, Refresher, Basics, Accumulation, Ball, Sleep, Daily Turn.
Sir Dominance, we can answer it. It's the closing thing. You can become the Alpha.
Taunt.
Um...
Maybe a Sir Dominance?
Did you get the croissant perfume?
I did!
Yeah, I bought this croissant perfume guys because they were talking about it on an offline
from this place called Sniff.
It smells so good and every time I've worn it around people they'd say they like it.
That website has a vanilla perfume.
I don't remember what it's called.
I just spilled sweet and sour sauce over my mouse pad.
That website has a vanilla perfume
that I swear every time I wear it, I get compliments
and I've never had that happen with a perfume before.
Yeah, it's all over my phone and my mouse pad.
Yeah, I think it's vanilla vice.
I've never had a perfume where so many people
complimented it and liked it and my mouse pad is disgusting now it's my
Miku mouse pad too what is wrong with me
imagine walking by someone they smell like croissants
well it's a it's a good smell it's good i swear
wrath of god born again
I'm gonna take born again even though Wrath of God is quite nice.
Let's take the easy paths as we're trying to make it home.
Wait what I didn't even read what it said it just said join in.
The entire party healed 100% health.
Wow well good for them.
for them
SM64 hurt
I think that's supposed to be a sound effect. I don't know what that's gonna work
I agree
Yo Luna, thank you for the ten months and Luke, thank you for the bits
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Fuck was that those pts, but
It's mostly like I think Mario getting hurt, but it didn't work. Oh my god, my
Guys get his ass beat. I mean if he dies, I can just read them. So fuck it
Wow, did I get all friendly zombies, I think I got all friendly use I will take that
And I'm dead well
There was a thing there.
Bored again!
Does that have any downsides?
I don't even have to read it.
Well that's nice, I instantly got to use that.
No complaints.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Ow.
No.
Okay.
Um, there's this guy.
Meow.
Nice, and then just that guy in the bottom one.
Wait, I'm sleeping.
Okay, that's fine.
Nice!
You're a sleepless fox, thanks for the prime.
I think the team's pretty solid.
Uh, comments.
Just to bull rush.
Repeat this if you hit something.
I'll just take upgrade Mora.
Sounds pretty spicy.
Black candle, you can remove curse irons equipped and you accept this one.
Uh...
I don't know if I need that primer or something.
Jump over!
Oh yeah, sick.
Emma, you're looking extra Chinese, saying all her life.
Thanks, I think.
That's right, it's through you.
I see he figured out how to do the sound effect.
That scared the shit out of me.
Fuckin' DPS.
Watch a bit.
Don't look at me.
Oh, good grief.
Oh, that's a web.
I'm a little bit yo scabot thanks for the four years and shy boys thanks for 15 months in your sleep
Thank you for the Prime.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
There you go.
I have one, evil zombies. I'm just gonna go and kill them.
Oh, there's two evil zombies actually.
Ow.
Snacking on your toes, what'd she say?
Oh, hell no.
I feel like I'm getting used to the game enough we're low-key I kind of want to make the game
Oops, that's not what I meant to do.
Let me see how it looks.
Ah yes.
Excellent.
I hit the error 3.
Thanks for the steam.
Okay, actually it is way too fast.
It was super birthday for the one year.
Welcome back.
Yeah, I think part of the two just looks odd.
30 health. He's getting there.
44 damage! Holy shit!
The luck is crazy. There's just a bunch of little baby ones now.
I'm here.
And miracles yo king ballon thank you for 11 months
Yeah
Great
Complete the caves with the feet
More again.
Fuck your holy dash, it's just the most consistent I think.
These can now learn nail flurry.
The ground wall flesh and pulsing veins blocks the way.
There's a strange cube-shaped indent in the wall.
Holy shit, 30 food!
A hundred food! I don't even have room for all this food!
Oh my goodness.
Hey! A successful mission!
Not bad, right? Not bad.
I don't think we forgot the food at all.
I will take the crown, I will take this, broken meter kind of sucks I think, those taps are pretty good.
Um...
Stacks.
Stacks and plus two braids.
Necronomicon.
I don't think these are kind of whatever I think.
I don't know if I care about these though.
Bob.
Pancake, a pastry chicken.
Borkamass, I guess.
Keep the poop...
Alright.
Alright, six days!
But now I have cats. So this is good.
Now let me check this shop as well.
Blank collar, you can offer a venture at one extra collar.
The below on the collar selection screen.
You can like, department multiples of the same class.
Alright.
I'll take it I guess.
I got the bone couch.
Alright, now breed!
Okay one kitten and we have Grammy subway ride spend five points self-portrait any tile I
I've quite a lot greedy bitch
Well what they just cuddle
Okay, we're getting a bunch of kitties
Four days I guess maybe I should try to get more bettering cats
I only need four, but the more I have I assume that these are the fighters.
Is there going to be one more knight?
Does it spend 5 points or 10 HP?
I don't think you're enough.
Damn, you got no charisma!
No bitches!
Pretty shit stats.
Yours aren't right either.
Very, very shit stats.
Um, we'll take you guys I guess.
Deco has a mutation?
I don't want to see. I don't know if I've seen a mutation yet.
Niko.
Dilko.
Oh! This cat has a mutation. Plus two strength, minus one charisma.
So, you probably want to make this cat a veteran and then breed it, right?
You could make some crazy good of chrysmalus bitchless warriors.
I
Think that's fine
Mm-hmm no res
It flexed what will give you make
Dilko has strength so we're gonna make you fighter. No charisma whatsoever.
Ranny has really high decks. We'll make you a hunter and then you will just be the healer.
We need a healer now.
Okay.
Do the alpha.
Backstab get serrated.
Give the tank a brace helmet.
Hunter.
Okay, um, just to reach chicken.
Another cap, plus four speed.
Spawn a small rock when you take damage.
Your body is destroyed, it's coverable, bird feed, lead mask.
Okay, good enough. Do I dare go into the desert? I feel like I should. I think I've beaten
in every area in Act 1.
I've got some sticks.
I'm gonna attack with plus one reach.
Alright, sure, I'll put sticks on there, why not?
I got no no movement no motion
I think I'm boxed and I literally can't move.
My stick broke!
Fuck.
Right in the cactus, yup.
I know healing is worse in the desert, but does that apply for you?
I know healing is worse in the desert, but does that apply for after you're turned to spawn maggot crime?
I like asking the boss whether to shoot a tile of their choice.
Cross shot. Shoot four projectiles in an X shape.
Just want to spy right trap that inflicts an invested four.
Uhhhhhhhhh!
That's all get the crime.
Feel like it doesn't hurt.
Great
He poisons himself god damn it
And now I can give all of them a water bottle
I feel like that's important.
I just got poisoned off you, you idiot.
Alright, here's my bag at front.
Why not heal the sky at all?
I'm sick of it.
I was like fucking crazy.
You're up against deal triple damage, but they always break when you use them.
Oh, that's where all the sticks came from.
I really need to fucking read more.
Yeah!
Fucking damage.
Yo, Mr. Half-Eat.
Yo, Mr. Half-Wolf, it's been 24 months.
PSA for all the confused chasses, Emeroo's title is pronounced a-a-a-a-a-a-askl.
So it's claka-clakil Dask me, judioage.
Toys ttmoz, chemoze, ioage.
I enjoy each number.
I really, I always, just enjoy you.
Yoshi-oops, ah, yeah.
Thank you.
Don't worry about that.
That's a coin.
Where are these wounds that become infected?
Graham got minus one and Rizmo.
Oh what?
Uh-oh.
Thine.
Oh god.
Wait, he's scary.
His face is rotten off.
Oh my god.
Very scary.
Oh my god.
Gary's face is wrotted off.
Oh my god.
Very scary.
I'ma spend five coins to teleport behind him.
And I'll drink water too.
That was such a waste, I should not have done that.
Maggot burn.
24!
Holy shit!
I love when I actually get good, good print.
Damn, easiest boss fight in my life.
Didn't even really get to move.
Put it down, it's killer game stats up dash forward,
getting four, holy shield.
It's kind of OP.
I'm thinking I should have liked what we did.
Quite good.
Now that I've tried to just break, I'm going to break skin 15 and 30 coins.
Plus 5 Disco, Biscuit, plus 5 Prism, and the rest of the Ballon Gate is 6 mana.
And yeah.
I will give someone a fresh water.
Um, speed up Sabrina.
That's not too hard the first time, I'm kinda worried.
Nice.
Alright.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh god, the bone spawn maggots?
Oh god, uh, I gotta take care of that.
No mic from MTL, thank you for the 4 months.
and
Let's go!
You'll chop a soda thing for the 14 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Click sleep on a basic unit, suck her punch.
Next time you lose her, just tell her to cancel his movement and pack it, tell what.
I'm just slouched!
See, look how tall I am.
Sleepy dragon, thanks for 38 months.
Angelic protection.
33% should teleport to Rantown targeted by an enemy.
That seems quite good.
I'm too poor for anything!
I shouldn't have bought that fucking subway ticket.
Ooh, Zodiac!
Whoa, a cowboy cat!
He is awesome.
I'm debug.
24 damage. I spawn zombies.
I can't keep going though because this is my first desert run.
I gotta go back home.
Ooh.
Plus two with the orange, your basic attack is push attack.
3 shield plus 2 strength like that's really good is is red above the yellow
that seems good
it seems quite good um okay I might I want to see gillatina I can now go to the
bunker and the crater I want to see gillatina and then I think I might switch
Let's go to another game.
Save the chicken.
Yeah.
This is fun.
Alright.
Three days.
I'll just skip three days.
You know, Dr. Foamy takes him 56 months.
Wee-wee-wee-wee.
Not Matt Woman, but Woman.
Thank you, Dr. Foamy.
Oh, look at him, he's weird.
All right, I only need to donate one more veteran cat
to upgrade, which one's passing into the sewers
and jump card?
Um.
sometimes I'm so poor in the game I open a chest and it says come back when you
can afford disappointments Pepe love thanks mod for six months here three
oh my goodness
So those cats you sent are working out great.
I've been training them to steal medication from the old and bewildered.
As promised, I've upgraded your item storage again.
I need stronger cats next time though.
Once a serious experience, come out and cast the DaVinci the Caves without old cemetery.
Thanks buddy.
Sick.
You have 24 fan lover, thanks for showing us.
All right, that's a pretty good upgrade.
We'll skip two more days.
Let's see the, uh...
God, that cannibalistic feline plumber is coming this way.
I can see you're huffing and puffing your way up the hill.
Oh no, you know, Michael James, thanks for six months.
Hello?
You got like one day till she gets here.
I'll give you a few tips.
First, make sure you bring weapons and armor.
You'll be fighting in the nude.
This is an ancient grease, sadly.
Also make sure you use retired cats to defend your house. They're old and skilled. At the very least, maybe this monster's fist will get snagged on their unbalmy amount of disgusting wrinkles. Ewww. God, kill me if I ever get old.
go sir g boss so thanks for four months get sticky 10 months period 53 months
Seminar is quite regaining.
Thanks for ficking things up.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
OK.
That's quite the story, baby.
Jesus, they're all freaking!
Oh, they're shaking in fear.
Tom Jan.
There's that house on the hill downtown there.
firm. Where is she? Do I send them on an adventure? Is that what I do? Defend. Okay, okay. I'll
pick my best three like Quinton, Lisa, Austin, they have the best crowns then
maybe
Grammy or P?
don't worry guys we will keep you safe
Pearl Mortimer thanks for four months in pure fuel ten months here too
Okay, um, yeah, let's get going.
Oh, they look so scared.
Uh, fuck, okay.
Let's do that.
You're tempered when you get to the sub to randomness.
Thank you.
Just take the shaker, take that.
Wait, I don't have a tank.
Shit, I didn't take a tank.
it's fine. Wington can be my tank.
Eeeeeee.
Rrrrrr.
I don't want to be backstabbed.
No.
Rrrrrrr.
Take that.
Rrrrr.
Kiki.
Yay.
Kitchy!
Meow!
It's a war!
Yo, we bought thanks for 43 months.
me wow
400 health!
Jesus!
That is crazy.
Oh my lord.
I'm kind of worried.
She's eating him?
Where you go?
She's eating him.
Where you go?
Um, where'd he go?
No.
Wow.
Let him out.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Thank god he's alive.
I crossed up a few numbers on that one.
Okay.
Um, maggot friend.
Also, oh, zombies.
Great.
I
I think that my teeth is dead. It had like six health
Well
Is I don't know if this is my cat that has res
One health, what is this?
Okay I do have born again.
Yeah, that is huge.
So I will be able to rez.
That is, this is great news.
and the zombies are actually helping a lot
Can you run for my life?
What the fuck thing you can do?
If that's the way you are, you turn your turn on me.
No, no, no.
I have no crit on this hunter.
Oh fuck.
No.
Okay, um...
No.
Oh
Plus 50 he oh bullshit
Well, it's
Big dumbish
I'm moving back to the corner.
Okay, just instantly kill my maggot.
They don't shine away.
I have my baby with me.
I have my baby.
Hey.
I'm coming for you.
You are found.
Damn.
I'm getting out.
I'm talking loud.
I was going to stop running for a minute.
I can finally find infinity to go.
I'm with all of you.
Alright, 133 left. As long as my healer doesn't die, I honestly think I'm fine.
Second threat. Oh fuck, of course. Then he sucks up my healer! You fucking bitch! How
you wait ye both of them oh wait huh
I don't know if I'm fine.
Okay, I'm doing 100 health.
Come on, nice.
Big.
Very big.
Heal is the carry holy shit my healer is low. I'm scared 39 health
I just punch my healer why
I
Did we defended the homeland
I think it's robbings, wristles, found out of the quest items.
Oh.
Nice work defending your house against Tina.
Did you notice that something fought her when she died? Interesting, right?
I never know what to do with those things.
Maybe you can find a used. Also, those cats you used, they are dunzo.
I don't mean dead. I mean, worthless trash.
Ultra retired. They won't fight again is what I'm trying to say.
It still can make babies, but you can't use them to fend your house anymore.
Maybe I can take them off your hands?
Okay, I think I'm gonna play something else.
Perhaps some Red Dead?
Those were retired.
I think I'm gonna stay on my own honestly.
More storage.
All right, game swap time.
It is time.
Yo Kira, thanks for 11 months.
Thanks and thank you, thank you.
11 months. Thank you, thank you. Where's my cowboy hat? Yeah.
Yo Johnny, thanks for the 5!
Appreciate it.
Thank you Johnny!
Is it allowed to suck real or is it for real?
Good?
Bro, what the fuck is that?
I ain't no... hold on, I need to show you all this.
So I was planning to make this anyway.
Yo, Oaf, thank you for the 20 gifted!
Holy shit.
Thank you, Oaf.
I was planning to make this anyway, so it's kind of funny.
did it herself. Ali recreated my fucking
over life from what I graduated from like right after I graduated high school.
But as you can see it's up to date. Like it's not this. Oh my god.
Dude, it's so stupid.
Dude, it's the same!
But it's up to, it's got bits from today.
Uh, yeah.
So stupid.
Yeah, I could tell if they're the ones from today.
Oh man.
That's you.
Yeah, that's me when I just graduated high school.
So 10 years ago.
All right, now boys.
Let's go.
How was I doing I
Think that we're oh, so we just got back back to black water and we're basically
On track to find Dutch very soon
Very exciting
Dutch my number one hated guy
in the whole Red Dead verse.
Even more hated than Micah.
Do I start this? You got- last time I played?
Hello there.
Somebody's attacking him.
Womp!
Fuck my life!
Not in the water.
Oh, good grief.
How do you say mud, what?
I like a bad word
I fucking let go of the left come back
I'm just gonna get a fucking horse come here
All right shower, I mean how
My shot is my first shot.
The fucking raccoon!
That deep change was mine. Here's your horse.
Oh, thanks, God. Thank you.
Do I get something?
Hello, do I get something? Do I get something?
Plus 50 honor. Oh my god. I'm working for free out here. We're gonna pay to the exposure
Okay, how do I do the time skip thing, do I just use the campsite?
I need to come back after I think I said 8am.
Um, save.
How do I time skip?
Oh, okay, there we go.
Okie-dokie.
Let's go find this fucking fish dutch.
Hell yeah.
I can't wait to find this guy and make him pay for what he did.
There he starts this.
I think I started this last time.
You say to have a little financial discussion with the fellow?
This way.
Oh, Lord.
Let's get up on the roof. We'll have a clear shot at them from there.
There
Today is Dutch Vanderel in its final day
That door is the only way in and out of the building
Cover it tight. You see those horses to the left by the building across the street. Yes
Dutch's boys hitched them there. We'll have to run that way to make their escape
Don't start shooting until they're out in the open.
If we spook them, they might retreat back in the hole up inside.
Don't shoot till I give you the signal.
Keep your sights trained on that bank door.
I got this bad for a reason.
Nobody shoots until I say.
So what have we done?
Hold your fire.
They shot him down.
They're coming out.
Goddamn down.
I'm gonna get a plane, buddy.
Get the window!
Fuck them all!
Dutch, man!
Dutch, this is why nobody likes you.
I don't fucking know what I'm doing.
I stopped the loot five dollars. What are you talking about?
Everybody out! Run! Run!
Perfect! Perfect! Perfect aim!
Good one! Touching down here! You gotta be hiding up here somewhere!
Perfect aim!
I
Think behind this door
It's nice to see him, Jesse.
There he is!
Hello, Dutch.
Damn, Dutch, you look old as fuck.
Well, I hope.
I ain't seen her for a while.
Have you been chasing me?
Let the woman go, Dutch.
No, I'm going to talk about you, Dutch.
Of course.
How's your little boy?
He ain't so little now.
No, he must be what?
15, 16, doesn't time fly.
Don't adjust.
It's over, man.
Of course.
I surrender, John.
You're the master now.
I've been my master since you left me to die.
We all make mistakes, John.
I never claimed to be a saint.
But equally, I never took you for an errand, boy.
Just trying to help my family, Dutch.
Don't do it.
I'm making compromises we all have to.
And let her go.
It's over.
You want the girl, John?
You always wear the romantic soiree.
You know, gentlemen, this man here, he married a whore.
Don't say that about Abigail.
Mr. Radlitz.
We all had her.
But he married her.
And you know that makes him a better man than us.
He's a better man.
Have the girl, Doc.
Easy, Dutch. She's a part of him, get it from me.
Oh shit!
Goddamn!
Dutch, you son of a bitch!
And how do they let a shit out the door?
What's happening there?
It was just your hand! What's wrong with that?
Is it like your people with guns laid out too long?
Watch your hands!
That's enough!
Come on, let's find the bastard!
Help!
Come on, he's not that bad!
I
Anderlin when I get my hands on you stop and you
Let's just say that ain't gone again himself say
Killed some poor woman. There's no logging camp further down this road. It's been a bad after years. I guess that's where they're headed
Come on. Follow me
How are there this many dudes and they let them go away?
So that's the great Dutch?
What a role model!
A man who made you who you are.
I guess so.
Has it changed?
No, still the same great bastard he turned into.
How was it seeing him after all this time?
I find your heart strange.
It kind of reminds me of you.
Violet piece of shit who went and confused himself with God.
Isn't that sweet of you?
Now you must kill him.
Your side is chosen.
My side ain't chosen.
My sack was given. I'd kill you a hundred times before I'd kill Dutch, if it was an option.
Hallelujah! I think we're finally reaching an understanding, Mr. Marston.
Who the hell are you, fellas, anyway? Fall in or orbit?
We aren't either, Mr. Marston.
But I have the authority over public.
You bastard can't ever give a straight answer, can you?
There's the car! They must have abandoned it and continued on foot! Move it!
Move it!
A roomic... a roomic cost! Thank you for your too much! Move it back!
Move!
Come on! Stay over there!
I didn't, though! I must have run him over with my fucking horse!
I really fucking thought I really did
If I'm a damn rock gone
And maybe third time's the charm, but let me fix something
Good grief.
Hold on.
Good grief.
I think I'm gonna try to do the 24 hour on Saturday, but if I did, I'm gonna do the 4
We're going to die. I'm going to have to destroy her.
She has to leave somewhere.
I said, maybe she can do three or four.
We will see though. I would like to be right there.
We can do it after this.
Some folks need to do it one more time.
Why, kiddo?
I'm- okay, I'll walk.
I'm okay. I'll walk and I'm sorry.
Yapping away being fucking stupid.
I feel like I'm in trouble.
Oh, the new season of that comes up pretty soon.
Where am I getting shot from?
Get on!
Pass it up!
Oh, save us!
Oh, we've fallen down.
I'm using a shotgun. Oh my fucking god.
I was like, why do I do no fucking damage?
That makes so much more sense. Holy shit.
There's no way it's gonna be that hard.
He says she was walking in.
I should say that.
I'm sorry.
These are more judge supporters than were ever in the battle for.
Like the ones who sell stuff.
Shit.
Hi cow.
I can't do it.
Move!
Help!
What are you doing?
Whoa!
What is he doing?
Oh, we're not going to fall.
Please.
Help!
Move!
Help!
Move!
I'm not alone.
As long as my horse doesn't die, I don't want to hear it.
I
Say partner
Where's Dutch Marston he got away scared to shoot him too much to handle
And the opportunity presents itself.
I'll put a bullet in him, don't you worry.
I won't like myself for doing it.
But I'll do it.
Good man, good man.
You know, at the end of this, you'll probably get a medal.
I know I shall.
Oh, my.
And Dutch got away again.
My 75 honor.
Fuck, probably because I killed that woman in a bank.
My bad.
Tahiti, John, remember.
I don't think John gives a fuck.
Tahiti, John, remember!
I don't think John gives a fuck.
Uh...
Alright, Harold McDougal.
Go!
Man, I hate when I'm saying a slightly less honorable for killing an innocent woman.
Dude, same!
It's so annoying!
Okay, Maya said okay for three.
Okay, so if Maya is going to play games with me at 3, I'll probably start the stream at
like 1 or something.
So 1pm Saturday for the 24 hour, I think, say Wednesday.
It's only like two days.
And I need to invite people to the Cheesecake Factory.
Uh, okay.
I'm going to do my own thing.
Oh fuck it's nighttime again.
Please let me just do the quest, don't make me go camp again.
Okay.
Thank goodness.
This is incredible.
Super incredible.
Hello professor.
Hello sir.
Oh, Mr. Moston sir, good day, good day.
How are you?
Well my family's health and well-being-
I don't know how the cursor keeps getting there.
under duress.
But these problems aside, I suppose I'm fair.
Ha ha, yes, the problem of civilizing nomads.
Tell me, sir.
Are you from Norse stock?
Not as far as I know.
I was raised in an orphanage.
My father was Scottish.
Unfortunate.
You'd make an interesting case for my theory
of natural population characteristics.
Really?
Yes, a white man, obviously, but with a savage spirit.
Trust me, I mean savage in the best possible sense, natural nobility, but also simple, pure.
That I've been looking at some blood samples through my microscope, and you know what?
No.
Well, of course you don't. It's a remarkable breakthrough. I've been looking at the blood of both natives and white men of corresponding height, weight, and age, and you know what?
Again. No.
They're exactly the same!
Whoa!
It completely refutes my last book.
But I'll tell you what, sir.
This sabbatical in the field may have been somewhat forced upon me
by circumstance, but my scholarship has benefited enormously.
Of course it's the same.
Would you like to protect it with syringe of cocaine?
I've quite enough for two.
A syringe of cocaine?
No.
Wait a minute.
You're a remarkable drunk.
It entirely restores the ego.
It takes one back to a primal state.
It helps my thinking enormously.
Oh, oh, Nostas, come on.
come in sir would you like to take off your slippers or skin a rabbit this
guy's just racist I know we cannot see the stars is red and one of the first
game plan is pure I play this back on first at least I just must be spoken
to simply in metaphors no sir I grew up on a reservation and attended school oh
Lovely.
But I can show you what you want to see.
I know where the group of bandits you seek are hiding.
Both of you.
Vanderlin has attracted a following of young men on the reservation.
They are turning to bad things.
The savage heart cannot be conventionally civilized.
I was right all along.
Where's Dutch Vanderlin based?
In the hills.
Where's he based?
He's never based. He sucks. I hope he cries.
I know a way out is not guarded.
Marvelous. It's simply marvelous.
Mister.
Don't breathe.
Time to do our bit for humanity, Mr. Marston.
Follow me.
All right.
So, I understand we have a mutual interest in Mr. Vandalin.
You gotta kill him, too?
Kill him? Good God, no.
What is it with you people out here?
No, Vandalin fascinates me, a white man living among nations, a civilized mind turned savage.
It's reverse integration or repressive acculturation.
I don't know, I haven't found a name I'd like yet.
He was never that civilized.
Ah, but of course.
Edgar Ross mentioned your unique history with the man, although I was away with the fairies at the time I must admit suffering preciously.
Is that just a racist?
What ever it gets, there's some kind of Robin Hood-editist-communist tale of naivety and betrayal of our member-editists.
We're running the games together, Professor. Excuse me?
We can try to read too much into it. It's my job to read too much into everything, dear boy.
Excuse me, Professor.
What the fuck?
That's the end of the game.
I see. The white man is also gonna be the end of them.
I learned that you're talking about the stars.
Too much hunting, sir.
Your whole society is based around hunting.
But we hunt to eat.
Not for sport.
Soon, there will be no buffalo left.
Who teaches you this nonsense?
Extinction is a myth, reputed by Darwin.
Species don't die, they evolve.
Hunting in time will make the buffalo stronger.
Well, I don't think my dog's been looking at it.
Are you sure this is the right way?
Yes, sir.
It's rather dark.
And you've never seen trees before?
The thing we were afraid of told you to explore.
It's this way, mister.
Oh, Wolfman, thanks for the message.
I'm sorry.
I explore with the mind, Mr. Moster.
Enjoy it while you still can.
Soon you will have cut down all of these trees.
Me? Or are you making a sweeping statement about the white man in general?
There is no respect for the land anymore.
I'm sensing some hostility, Nostas. Some anger.
Talk me through this primal emotion, where it's coming from.
Don't worry about it, Professor.
Well, as long as we find Dutch, I don't care, I can kill this guy later.
He's a good professor.
There's the cliff. We'll leave the horses here and climb the rest of the way.
I'm afraid I don't really have much of a head for heights or a head for highs
I'm sure the stars idiot I must be on my way
I've got work to do. I've had some highs. Goodbye gentlemen. Enjoy yourselves. Come on. I see a
a spot where we can climb up so what are we doing we're looking are we looking
for Dutch
I'm a little lost, I got distracted by that guy's yapping.
Damn!
See if you can find another route, Mr. Marston. I will have a look around.
Alright, see ya, dude.
I wonder if it's this big red X or big yellow X. I know what colors are.
Yes, I'm not colorblind.
You might actually be dyslexic.
That's- you know what?
Yeah, I'm dyslexic.
That's- yep, that's what that is.
Yep.
I think there's a path through this cave.
Colour dyslexia. Yes, exactly.
It's autistic.
Dude, I'm glad they don't really say Asperger's anymore because I didn't know that Asperger's was an evil ass guy.
That's the guy who made the term.
Saying autistic is way better.
What's that Asperger's guy?
Yeah, I didn't know.
It was one of the history facts on today's, uh, the one GeoGuessor game that we played.
It was a pretty bad guy.
Oh shit!
Fuck.
Another bad fact, autism was also bended by you, you just, what?
Well, invented, like, coined, I assume you mean.
Oh!
Jesus.
Where's the other guy?
There's one more.
There we go.
I'm gonna lose my temper, mister!
Kiss my mother, you're a damn bustle!
I'm hurt pretty bad.
I don't think you should go and hurt him.
You should read about the guy who develops insulin?
I don't want to slow you down.
Are you sure you're alright?
How these people are evil?
Yeah, what the insulin guy do?
Oh shit!
We hauntin' for Vanderland.
It is Dutch- I just stuck my finger in the tree in the sauce.
You should read about the people who stream on his website called twit.
Oh trust me, I know.
I've seen too much.
Get up there, Dawn.
Actually, well, there are no Aspergers, you know, but
Yeah, still not great
Here's me
No, no, no, stop, get away!
Oh my god, okay, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm safe.
Oh, so scary.
What the fuck is that?
Cheetah too.
We're at Cheetah Cougar, probably.
I'm gone, rock climbers shit.
Why is there a-
Man.
You know, sometimes it just be like that.
Oh my god, it's because I was rushing.
Stop reading chat while you're on a cliff.
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Look at the rocks.
The rocks don't talk to me.
We're Dutch.
I just want to stop out learning the fortress to your presence.
Aye aye captain.
You know, Mr. Shadow, thanks for the two marks.
Catching up the knockers.
Yes, sir.
Scout, co-chinay with the binoculars while looking for evidence of Dutch.
Oh, shit!
Dutch? Dude, he's just killing people all the time!
John, you fucking dumbass!
Get up! Get up!
Mr. Marston, Mr. Marston, here you go, Mr. Marston.
Get that stuff away.
You banged your head.
Nastas and I carried you down.
Well, Nastas heard the shots and he hurried up to rescue you,
and he carried you down.
I improvised an escape plan.
I'm more of a planner than a man of action.
I don't want to think John looks chopped and red-dead in one, I mean, they kind of all look chopped.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
Why is Duff so hard to catch, dude? Like, just snipe him, what?
I brought you civilization.
I'm sure it hasn't been easy, but it hasn't been easy for anyone,
Nasta, as my eye-mine-ing-ing-ing.
in a prison shot 18 natives.
He pulls out the bite-on killers for Dutch.
Oh, the man was quite traumatized.
He took to lying with choir boys.
For a wise man, you are a very stupid man, mister.
Because he always has a plan.
I'm going to leave you to figure out right from wrong.
Yeah, you're right.
You are simple minded sir. Thus I do not blame you for not understanding reason.
Then again.
Alright, I know I've been playing Red Dead for super long, but I might call it a night here and play more tomorrow.
Watch, he does a little hop and skip.
Very nice.
Wait, I was kind of flying. Did you see that?
Yeah, I think I will continue tomorrow.
And I need to do some planning for the 24 hour,
because I'm meaning to want to do it for a while,
but I'm trying to do it on Saturday.
And I already planned the games with Maya,
And Saturday, actually maybe Sunday when the 24 hour is about to be over, I will draw the giveaway winners.
So, uh, Raffle Tickets, it's the last couple of days to get those.
And I should be getting the last of the stuff that I ordered for my, um, care packages for you guys.
So I will show all the stuff but it was during the 24 hour stream. Yeah, okay
More shorn pillows. Yeah
Already be saved right all right. Yeah, I will be back tomorrow
Thank you guys for watching I hope you all have a lovely night
Okay, y'all appreciate the hanging out and yeah, I will be back very soon.
All right. Good night, guys. Thank you for watching. If you're new to forget to follow the stream.
I stream like four-ish times a week usually.
Uh, yeah.
Wait before I go.
Hold on.
Bye-bye!
All right, good night everybody.
See you tomorrow.
Good night.
Bye.
You're sitting on me, your hands
Yeah, you think we're the same
The sky that comes as I try
And when you say something old
You're gonna wake up
When I'm gone
I'm gonna go to your secrets
When someone's out there, it's all
You
Put your tongue
Oh, let me fall
Slippin' on the walls of my home
Let me hold onto some of my thoughts
He's gone for a breath and I spare chance to win this
you