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Had a weird, like a weird rash, but um, yeah, I'm not stained, I'm fine, but I, I did see
I was watching Katchy a little bit this morning.
I saw that she, she went out to, I don't know where she went.
It looked like some kind of cafeteria food place, and she was eating spaghetti, she's
wearing the clothes, like, honestly, I was impressed that she slept in it and looked
very fresh still.
It was just made for her. I don't know.
The employee was unbothered.
Did anyone give her a weird reaction at all?
I feel like most people know what-
Especially if someone's walking out on a phone in their face.
I feel like they probably know what's going on.
I don't know.
You know sometimes this stream reminds me about other great streamer.
You are very similar.
You probably don't know him.
His name is Fawcett.
I'm not like forcing at all. That guy's an idiot.
I'm not like forcing.
Honestly, whenever I go to Forcens Chat, I'm like, oh my god, I love that it's so fast.
It's like very brain-stimulating, but then I realize it's like usually the same 10 people
spamming. Like there's more people that type than that, but like when nothing's going on
It's just the same 10 people spamming. I'm like, you know what? I respect their dedication.
That's that's amazing.
Yeah, it's not always the same 10 people, but you know.
The little fried egg in your hair is super cute less than three
I love my egg. I think it's three printed. I just found it on Etsy bank midgamer. Thanks for 31 months
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Just like this cat. Yeah, this chat's just the same 10 people also
So that's two and thanks for 46 months
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do I like the faster or slower chat more?
I
I think usually faster
Because then it's like oh it seems like people are having fun, but there's some times that it it's like I don't know
That okay, but this just this just looks like a bad frame
They probably were like, you know what? This woman looks so gorgeous.
Definitely does not look like she committed any crimes or did anything, you know, that she should not have been doing.
Yeah, she looks amazing. Look how white her teeth look.
Like, um, you know, they're ready to, um, chomp down on things.
You know, they're ready to chop down.
I think it's just so fast. I posted the TikTok that we made yesterday by the way if you guys
want to go look if you like TikTok. I know a lot of people here don't do that. I don't
want to see that. I had a great time yesterday. I know I've been saying it for forever but
But I know I need to do more cosplay stuff, so, you know.
Can I please have one?
Happy Meal.
Okay, go get an Happy Meal.
The four piece chicken, another one.
And apple slices, you try extra.
I see the apple slices.
You're like, happy slices.
Right here.
I think it's because, because now everyone knows what a streamer is, so when they see
someone with their phone in their face they're like oh i don't i don't want to react like i'm scared
because i'm gonna i'm gonna be in a a clip compilation yeah she was just like yeah this is
just a totally normal day at mcdonald's you know i don't know flame worker cosplay when okay um
that is not going to happen why would you even bring that up to me
Guys, I'm beating the Flame Worker today!
TODAY!
I'M BEATING IT TODAY!
How-
I'm gonna beat it even with the world tendency.
It's not even a problem.
Not even an issue.
Cosplay was sick? Thank you! Yeah, I need to, um...
I need to plan more stuff like that.
Yes, more more stuff would be fun.
Crimson Desert is history.
Well what what's the new patch that they did because I feel like the things that I did
not super like about it cannot be fixed with a patch.
Like I don't like how the NPCs talk for too long and I didn't like the quests.
They fix the controls.
Like for what looting?
Because yeah that was really frustrating.
I would make it a lot better, yeah, if they fixed us.
You can skip the dialogue, but then what am I playing for?
It's like, if you skip the dialogue in a game with that,
I feel like you're just like, okay,
now the game's telling me to go to point A.
Now it's point B.
Now it's kill these three things.
Now go back to point B.
And it's like, oh, I know it's just MMOs,
but at least in an MMO, you're like grinding for something.
Like you're gonna play with people or show people
build or whatever but it is so long I was like what's the point I don't know am I
crazy
her take is so ass okay black desert offline enjoyer
I don't know I mean I'm not trying to be a hater or anything I'm sure there's a
lot of people who enjoy the game
a hundred percent a hater okay don't well don't act like this chat is full of haters
so you guys are always hating on something the game is fantastic if you take the time
to learn not be negative in your approach I literally played it versus like seven hours
trying to like it so I have to play it for seven hours with an open mind it just I
I guess it's just not for me, I don't know.
Yeah, I'll turn the TV on, don't worry.
Yeah, I was so excited.
I didn't go with a negative mindset at all.
I was like, woohoo, I can't wait to play this game.
It looks so beautiful.
And then, yeah, I don't know.
I just noticed myself complaining more and more.
And I feel like I never complain playing games,
not like genuine complaints anyway.
Like I'll complain about sold games,
but I'm not like, you know, I'm not actually shitting on the game.
I don't know.
I don't think it's me that's negative.
I think it's Crimson Desert that made me negative.
Sticks, things in 16 months.
Yeah, I don't know.
I gave it a second chance and everything.
Maybe it's just not for me.
I don't know.
Oh, if Donkey made a Crimson Desert video,
I'm gonna be like this for just eight minutes.
He will say that after 9 hours of gameplay it only gets better.
I feel like if you could play with people in that game, not like the whole time, not like multiplayer, but there was some kind of online function.
I would like it much, much more.
I don't know.
I wonder if a guy who only likes Nintendo games like it, don't you just not only like Nintendo games?
I don't think.
I don't know I don't know it's just not for me I guess now what's the next big
game release I don't even know what the next one is I mean I'm sure I'm sure it
will be something soon yeah no GTA 6 is for a while it's gotta be something
before that, I would think, I don't know.
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Yeah, maybe I just don't have a good idea what a big forehead is, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, wait, do I have forehead blindness?
Is that speed with this one?
I don't think so, but the thumbnail does kind of look like him.
That's him. I don't think that's speed. Are you sure? Maybe it's his eyes and nose.
Are you sure?
Maybe you're right hmm suspicious maybe that is him
Yeah, you might be right. I don't know
You might be on me spending my thirty-third birthday
Oh shit, happy birthday. Happy birthday fire rescue guy. What's this? I don't know. I don't
It's because people said send out a big forehead. I was like, I don't think she has a big forehead
And it's like I grew a big forehead cuz I was like, hey, I don't know what a big forehead looks like
I don't know forget about it, dude
Dude guys stop asking to put Leon on the TV. I'll do it. God. Oh
My god
Man, my TV's off, like completely off, it means I'd have to stand up to do it, is this
really worth it?
I
Was just so obsessed with the TV
I feel like I'm just babysitting a bunch of Leon obsessed freaks
Maybe it's not feel like I guess
My god
Okay, and no, I know actually no I know what this is about I bet I
Okay, I believe you guys do like Leon
I think that you guys are just trying to bring them up all the time because you're trying to
Trying to convince me to play Resident Evil 4 and
And that's how this all started, but I already said that I'll play it. Just just I don't know when sometime after I finish demon souls
We have a Kennedy stone my fucking search cousin you guys
Resident Evil 9 Requiem all Leon cutscenes
Fucking god
Yo, cheer up KPO money test. Thanks for the sub there
I mean, you're in the way.
My head's not even anywhere close to the TV!
Kira, thank you for the gifted!
Why so mad?
You know why I'm mad.
Can you not talk?
You know you can just open the video on YouTube on your own order if you want to watch it.
Jealous of Leon?
I'm not jealous of Leon.
He'll pee things for five months.
Why is the camera focused on the foreground?
I'm here.
My chair is dirty.
No no guys my chair is preventing the camera
FUCK!
FUCK!
I was gonna say my chair is preventing the camera from focusing on the background.
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
These dreams, please wake me up at night
You say I'm in a never wrong world
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Yeah, cry, cry about it.
Why don't you cry about it? Cry about it while I play Scrandle. How about that?
Why don't you cosplay as Leon then? Give the people what they want.
I don't think I could make myself look like him.
I mean, I cosplayed him.
Wow, she can't stand five minutes without being on camera.
I'm literally screaming. You know, trying to make this into like,
And I need attention thing or something. That's ridiculous.
That would- that's just ridiculous.
I don't think I could pull off Leon. Do you see my spaghetti arms?
Can't see the Leon
Half full thanks for 45 months. All right, shut up. We're playing Scrandle and you're you're gonna like it
Muscle suit dude, those do not look realistic at all. And what about my forearms and my wrists and my hands?
Do these look like Leon candy hands? Oh my gosh. If I tried to cosplay Leon, I know the
whole stream you guys would be like, you can never be him. You can never be him. Oh my
fucking god this is making me hungry. I might have to order food real early today. I tried
Duck with rice and spring onions versus sausage
USA churro and ice cream dog
So I guess it's it's bread and instead of a hot dog they have a churro inside an ice cream
Versus pie mash peas and gravy. I'm taking the churro and ice cream ball
Bacon cheeseburger versus spicy pork pie with mashed peas and gravy.
I don't like how this bacon looks.
I think I would take the pork pie personally.
I think I'm taking the pork pie.
Shutter is holding my foot like he's holding up.
Okay, I've heard that this is actually kind of normal, or maybe I'm wrong.
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I think it's a good idea to go to a place where there's a lot of ice cream and ice cream
and balls.
Where are people using bread for the ice cream sandwich?
It seems like that's a common thing in Indonesia.
There's a ton of Indonesia ice cream sandwich pictures where it's like a bar of Neapolitan
ice cream than it's just a slice of white bread for buffalo chicken tenders with
chips I think two looks oh but two is $17 I might skip here low-key yeah two is
It's small and it's expensive too.
Wow.
Yo, UIC brass, thank you for the 18 months, welcome back.
Five sugar donuts versus dry aged rib cap cheeseburger, it's gotta be this, right?
Holy shit.
Woo!
Okay, low key I'm ready to escape whatever I
Think if I don't skip here, I have to guess on at least one of the next ones because I think I went to skips left
Toffee donut versus chip buddy literally just a chip sandwich
Cheeseburger with chips eggs with onion and chili
Really?
54 cents.
Angel, 7 months.
Stroke powerful ice cream, free, versus salt and chili chips.
That looks really good.
It has to be two, right?
One is free, but I mean this is $5.
It's not even bad.
33%
Oh, that was really close
Two tortillas and pork belly
Chicken euros, okay, I'm very confident. It's this one, but I think I have to escape or do I risk it all?
I think I only have one skip left
I'm risking it
Those are less than 1% apart. I'm so cooked a chicken burger with slaw versus spicy wings five for three dollars
Healing it's probably two
But I can't this picture has a filter on it, so it might look better without the filter
This is cheaper
67 dollars I'm skipping this one.
Okay I'm escaping.
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Want test letters, okay, there's an s
It could be like that with the first letter V.
I feel like it's something so, it's either something so obvious or so obscure.
Probably something obvious.
What?
Okay, I'm gonna be really annoying and just start typing shit that would fit, cuz I like
don't even know what it could be.
Yes sir.
Like what?
Like what?
These are words.
What?
What?
Did I already try this? I tried this.
Serif? What is that?
Serif fonts, okay.
Frick, yeah, I would not have gotten that.
That was a hard one!
That was not a...
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Now it's time for two lovin' the hell now, baby!
Eagles, thanks for 18 months.
Uh, here's the one.
Rockin', okay, these two I have no idea.
I'm going to have to use chat for these two, I don't know.
Waving?
This one?
What?
This one?
I don't know the song.
What's this one?
How many roads must a man walk down before you call your man?
Yay!
That was an interesting one.
Drop the G.
Definitely not a bad one.
Not bad at all.
Explorable!
Alright, this one actually moves.
I'm like the last one that was unknown at unknown.
Some place in Canada.
Uh, okay.
I want to say North America, but I'm not sure.
The trees I don't know
Man this could be North America
My music on
walk faster dude oh there's this uh it's a day okay it's probably not North America
it's South America now I have no fucking idea where
um
Columbia
Brazil
Fuck I only have two more guesses. I might not get it. I don't know places
I'm gonna guess this place.
Yes!
Okay, I was like, I don't know why, but it kind of looks like that place.
Uh, Kretiba.
I probably said that wrong.
Nice.
Very nice.
Vandal.
I fucking suck at vandal.
I'm not gonna get it.
Alright, here we go.
Vandal.
All right, here we go, bandol.
Ready?
1981.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
I don't think I'll ever be able to get one off just the drums.
Oh
Fuck
I know this!
I'm worried I'm not going to know the title of the song.
I was going to go with the next one.
I know the size, don't know the title off the top of my head, fuck.
I think I'm cook, not gonna lie.
It'd be so easy to just peek at chat right now and cheat, but I won't do that.
I know this song, I just don't know what it's called.
Maybe from the get-of-the-go, I'll get it.
I'm so stressed.
Under...
Oh my god, I got it from the hint!
That feels so unsatisfying.
I'm so mad at myself.
I feel like that's an easy one, like it's literally part two, but at least I got it, I guess.
Sorry, guys.
My memory is horrible.
Oh, God, the clues by Sam.
It does say today is an easy one, but I, I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
Can you not type, type queen and see half the songs? I honestly didn't even, I couldn't even think of the artist's name.
And I literally was just listening to queen the other day too, but not, not that song.
Oh, brother.
Okay, I'm gonna watch
Mr. Daly.
After all that, I need to just sit and brain rot.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
So, I guess Waymo is always watching me, even if there is no driver.
Get up to to write her support. This call may be recorded for quality assurance.
Hello, this is Jay with Waymo. I'm just calling in just to request to buckle your seat belt for your safety.
Okay. Thank you.
I don't know where to do that.
The block!
Oh my gosh, Avalyn!
Gee man, thanks for the gifted!
This man got upstaged by a bag.
By a bag?
Shut up.
Whoa, it's something sick!
This medical student's notes are absolutely incredible.
Wow!
That's so sick.
This arcade has a game where you try to fill up a car with exactly $10 a fuel.
He told me I couldn't skip but I proved him wrong.
That's good for you.
That's not my limit.
Okay.
Guys, is that a thing?
That one's so silly when he knows it.
Is that?
Is that?
Orisha Bakadu?
Orisha Bakadu?
This genuinely made my day.
These rescue animals were on their way to new homes and this airport worker made sure
they were handled with care.
I'm gonna post them on TikTok.
Aww.
What a nice guy.
He's so gentle.
Oh, he's like, are you okay in there, sir?
How was your flight?
Okay, tell me if I'm crazy or just my fridge look.
He sounds like a little grime when laughing every time I close it.
What?
Ready? I'm gonna count to ten. Go!
How does that even happen?
How did your fridge just make that sound?
Ten.
Come on in, ready or not.
What the heck?
Help.
Where could she be?
Don't know much is. She's not behind the sofa, Mary.
I don't know.
I think I found a...
This airplane looks like a beluga whale and there are only six of these planes in the
world.
It does!
It's so cute!
Beluga Airlines.
Check headlight.
Okay.
Looks fine to me.
Oh!
He couldn't understand how he kept losing.
It's fucking gone.
Looks fine to me.
Oh!
He couldn't understand how he kept losing.
It's fucking gone.
Hey, you guys want to go get some lunch at the west pond?
I hear they got a really good place here.
What? West pond?
What are we supposed to do the best?
So this is kind of cool.
This wind turbine started creating water spirals during a heavy storm.
Oh, that scared me, it was so embarrassing.
Holy shit.
Every year in Chicago, they die of the river green to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
This little guy hasn't quite figured out how to drink from a bottle.
This clip ain't sped up, he's just that fast.
Thank you, thank you.
On your mark! Get set, go!
Oh.
Woo!
Not a mission.
You again.
You again.
Some chai chi things for the 31 months.
Not sorry.
We got in walking robots before GTA 6.
What is that?
We've got unlocking robots before GTA 6.
What is that?
You're showing me your animation?
Yes.
Okay, and I was like, why do you have a pencil?
But it's not a flip book?
And she said, no, it does this.
Oh, cute!
It's so cool. Good job, friend.
I love it.
This is the most creative way to have fun at work.
So creative.
It's a good thing someone put this sound because a lot of people are missing from it.
Yeah I wonder why no fishing crew.
Must have been very popular.
This guy is using this tree as a flute.
I don't think that's a Korean thing, but it sounds beautiful, whatever it is.
Candodia, because it's not a Korean thing.
Cute chicken.
I've never seen a skipping competition before.
What is this?
What exactly are they competing for?
And then here we go.
Yeah, they were walked in.
What the heck?
Whoa.
Her boyfriend decided to try a new barber.
Let me see the lines.
It's so clean.
Hello?
It's amazing.
No.
Keep playing sleep on me.
You're not asleep.
You just don't want to get out of my lap.
And your tail is still moving.
You're not asleep.
I saw you with your eyes open.
Cute.
I saw you with your eyes open.
Cute.
That's so adorable.
I think there's something wrong with this car.
So cute.
Thank you Allie.
Here you go, baby.
There you go.
Oh, he got an un-devilish cramp.
A dog was lost in the snow, so this rescue team used an infrared drone to help find them.
She's a... I'll show you here, I'm pretty sure this is her.
Enhanced.
That's her, okay.
You got her! You got her, buddy!
Aw!
Awesome!
Awesome
This guy in Florida just decided to drive backwards he got arrested and told the police it was due to a mechanical fault
I mean, I didn't think that game is all I didn't think that was that
That bad right now. I wasn't even smirking or anything like that. We're driving faster driving backwards on the road
Oh, yeah, I mean it's the same thing as if the other
Richard Turner's not good.
Ready?
Go.
He's all right, I think.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Pick it up.
You gotta keep your balance.
Your balance.
Go.
There you go.
Good.
Good job.
I feel like this dog owes this cat some money.
He's looking at me, isn't he?
Oh, so scary.
I don't know what y'all got going on in y'all city, but I got to catch up at Atlanta, buddy.
Got Jumbotrons at the gas station.
This attraction in Thailand suspends you off the top of a skyscraper to get the best view of the city.
I don't know if I could do that, that looks crazy.
Ready?
Oh my god, I feel like I want to be able to enjoy the view.
Circular motion is real.
Ready?
Go on.
This is what a 20 kilometer dust storm looks like.
Whatever she was trying to demonstrate, she definitely did not do it.
So we have rabbit tracks on your front lawn.
And there.
And there.
What do you suppose happened there?
Can you walk through and feel for me please?
Yeah.
No.
No.
And maybe we should shut her up.
Oh, I need the next door.
Shut up.
Yeah, shut up.
Really?
Yeah.
I
Calli, but you can't run to the end of the golf cart back
Right in touch it
Makes this look saying
This guy transformed this church into a climbing center.
She's a pretty good boy.
Oh, there's a church.
Let's see the ceilings.
I don't know if this was a spelling test or a worksheet, but
she got a good grade, but she did miss one.
I asked her about it, apparently.
Number eight, the word was husband.
And she just said no.
Also, that tree over there, it's sitting!
Where is it?
Ha ha ha!
Look up!
It's not real yet!
Don't scare me, I'm just a little rat.
This German artist built an installation that hugs you when you walk up to it.
If you walk too fast, it will just smack the shit out of your back.
See, please, you kind of gentle, you know.
Oh.
She's eating all the ramen!
Damn.
How's she holding her head like that?
This camouflage is incredible.
What camouflage?
Oh!
Okay, we're starting with a high-rise, and it's really windy tonight, and my windows have been creaking,
so I wanted to see how badly this building is moving, so look at this.
I wanted to see how badly this building is moving, so look at this.
I don't like that.
There's nothing in here.
This is literally just the slay of the building moving these lights.
Guys, the engineering at Farmer Boys is so good.
What the fuck was that?
Is it a tub of branch?
Those look delicious, though.
Oh my god, that made me so hungry.
Don't listen to the mail, if I got that.
Okay.
Why don't you grab Ron this time?
I'm so sorry.
Don't listen to him.
This might be the coolest card shuffle I've ever seen.
Oh, skit so freak, thanks for the reset.
Hi.
That is the end of this video, hope I made your day just a little better, and I'll see
you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
Thank you, Mr. Daily.
Okay, I have one more, oh wait, this one's 57% and this is a freshly baked one.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Staff at this restaurant in California had to restrain this robot after it randomly started
dancing.
I just try to get his blue ballons.
Oh, shit.
Now every time! Woo!
Party!
Thanks for 109 months!
Come back.
Oh, shit.
Audio, thanks for 9 months, and Jester, thanks for 38 months.
Welcome back.
What is that noise?
I guess these twins are different in at least one way.
No, it's your foot, Mary.
Let's see how we're thinking for the prime.
Oh no, we've got some mud on your foot.
Oh no.
No.
No.
No.
You don't give a fuck.
What are you doing?
Oh, we're different types of people.
I was like...
No.
It's Anza.
He experienced betrayal for the first time.
This is what termites can do to your bookshelf.
I'm gonna try to do this, try to do this as I go up.
So beautiful.
I'm gonna fight, fight!
I'm gonna fight, fight!
Is the dog having fun?
I'm not even done.
It looks like it's having fun.
It's so beautiful.
I'm gonna fight, fight!
I can't even tell. It looks like it's having fun.
My mama ordered some bedside tables for my wife.
Look at the inside table, child.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
He's just like that guy who came to China's New Year party.
So what did he do to get arrested?
Hey, go.
Go.
Hey.
Where do you live?
Where do you live?
Where is the last one? Has to kiss me.
Getting a kiss me would be that bad.
Oh, Izzy has to kiss me! Izzy has to kiss me!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
So, I guess he forgot he could fly.
He's just doing his cardio.
Oh, it's there!
No way!
It's there!
It might be the queen!
It's good!
Holy shit, it is the queen!
Holy shit, it's actually him!
It's all from the freaking moon is calling.
Holy shit.
Can somebody explain to me what is going on here?
Oh!
That seems fine.
Okay.
Did you shut the cat in the cabinet?
Some...
Why did you do that?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
She's studying for, I don't know, I think her bio contest, but like, oh my god, this is our shower guys.
That's Casey.
So, I'm lying there.
Is it in the shower?
There's a very noisy elephant outside.
Do you know how close it is?
What is that?
Pretty close.
This is why you should always remember your manners.
I'm going to try to take this apple and throw it across the yard.
I'm trying to hit Linda's sunflower, I've got enough to smell off of her.
Oh?
Linda's sunflower.
Oh!
Good throw!
That's a beautiful sunflower too.
This little guy swat a washer as an opportunity.
Well, he is the sunflower master.
Oh
This is a tool that helps farmers to plant faster and more efficiently.
This janitor stopped what he was doing to play with his cat.
Someone got hit with the curse of the pharaohs again.
Man, that just keeps going, doesn't it?
Some deep sea rays use a sifting technique to feed along the seafloor.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
Oh!
Hey buddy, guess what?
We're going to Detroit!
Yeah! We're going to Detroit! Yeah! Let's go!
So what would you even do in this situation?
For a second there, I thought he was floating.
That's called the cops on you because it should be illegal how good you look
Look and handsome
I've never seen a tree with a water lake before
There's a crack right in the middle of the tree and there's a fire hydrant under all
this debris right here.
So we think this thing is tucked into a city water line that this thing is just leaking.
I just hit him!
Oh no, that's not fair.
I found the proper way to open up a 12 pack of root beater.
You just kinda gotta go like...
So I guess hunting isn't his leopard strong suit.
My name is Mr. Two Voice, and I can speak in two simultaneous voices at once!
I'm not in the way.
He's on faith by all the good.
All the good dogs working.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Look, I know it's home.
What I was not big.
What?
What I was not even big.
When he comes back, I'm going to give each other.
Look at him, he's not coming back.
Goodbye.
Goodbye!
They made stairs that can transform into a wheelchair lift.
Wow!
Oh my gosh, she's so lucky!
I've never seen chocolate do this before.
Guys, I don't think chocolate is supposed to look like this.
Ewww!
This is so, like, elastic-y.
I'm gonna bend it.
Look at that.
It's like, slime.
This is real chocolate.
I guess it's like to prevent it from being completely real chocolate.
No, this is fake real chocolate.
We ruined up an utterl of the package, but like, ugh.
This looks weird.
What the hell?
They don't give me the flight reacts cart.
Damn Daniel!
Kids these days grow up so fast
Oh
He is going up under that house
house. That is where he lives.
So, is this like the pigeon version of Kung Fu Panda?
Very feisty.
I feel bad for laughing, it was a space.
It's so beautiful.
So cute.
hahahaha
huh?
yeah?
yeah, dude
see this?
see this?
yeah
yeah
again
ah
yeah
hahahaha
oh my god, why does the dog have grip?
the leather and the fur and the belt buckles, what the hell?
Oh
This must be the first ever quintuple snowboard
What's supposed to happen when it hits zero?
What was supposed to happen?
Oh my lord.
Are I a pee?
I will be right back.
I suppose you guys can watch Leon while I'm gone.
You know it won't be that long.
I'll be right back.
Hello?
I'm back.
Oh wait, there's no new Dilly Dose of Gaming.
I opened the page for nothing.
Okay.
Hi guys.
Hello guys.
Hello guys.
What is up?
What is up?
That is real fucking cold in my room today.
It's so fucking cold.
more brain rot. We do need more brain rot quiz time. I could do a quiz. I could watch
some other shit.
Oh, it's a live act. Isn't this movie not even that old? I'm making a live action of
All that action is like all the princess movies
Is the rock in this
Is
The ocean shows you find Maui, restore the heart of Te Fiti and save us all.
I don't know why it looks so weird.
It's like Maui.
I don't mean to start laughing.
I don't know.
It looks so like not what I expected.
I don't know.
Women. Women too. Men and women.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I need your help.
I'm not going on a mission with some mortal.
My island. My people.
Won't survive if we don't make it.
You'll stick in for a reason.
And you chose the trick in the walkie-talkie game.
Listen princess, if you're gonna do this, you gotta go through a whole ocean of that.
I'm not a princess. I'm the daughter of the chief.
Leader of my people.
Are you ready to begin?
No, I just don't really...
I just don't usually care for live action adaptations.
I don't know
This is my main game now. It's definitely my main game
Enjoy it
Not so much, but sometimes in life you gotta do the dishes
So you can eat tomorrow on a clean plate
It's just how it is
So use that kind of language when you're talking about a game is so depressing.
Topper, thanks for the three months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know if I want to watch any of these like super long videos.
we pray. Dear Lord in heaven, I have strayed from my path and yet I live righteously in
other ways. Ways that include smiting and punishing those who take for granted your gifts of life.
Hey.
Hi, Cloudy.
Theromite.
Of the weight of their enaction.
As it weighs, conversely,
on their very shoulders,
spiritual or otherwise.
What a magnificent demon!
It's just that you always play as the, uh...
Yeah!
The edge piece is like that when you're invading?
Yeah, that was so cool.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay, so he was just going around ruining a bunch of people, but he's just going around
ruining a bunch of people with one attack.
Holy shit.
The double knock-off.
Holy shit!
The double knock-off!
Run for it!
Holy shit.
And I can't even kill the damn flame worker, bro!
All those he seeks to obliterate
obliterate. Jharmsov walks the earth once more. His malevolent gaze can be seen for
The flames of a hill's horizon, setting sun or ocean, no distance will be enough.
What the fuck?
Hey, he made his character look way more fucking than mine!
Why is this the fucking rat?
Oh my god.
Holy moly.
Frick, I kinda want a game now.
I mean, I've already been live for two hours.
Is locking like an always build?
Oh my god, why is he playing League?
Bro, what is this?
What is this?
How you've been liking the game so far I can't this sound I play oh
Why is he playing league though? Oh, no
Oh brother guys, I think I'm gonna play I think I'm gonna play Demon's Souls now. I think it is time. I
I think it's gaming time. I'm just gonna get into it.
I'm just gonna do it.
Where's my controller?
I mean honestly, I just went live today because I wanted to play more Demon's Souls.
Yeah, I got to order my food. You know what I really want today?
I really want Sonic, but I feel like I should take better care of myself than that.
But Sonic sounds so delicious.
I don't know if anything else will quite satisfy me.
You know.
I don't know, guys.
All right, demon souls.
Let's fucking get it.
Got to go fast.
Carlo, thanks for 34 months! Gotta go fast.
Sonic.
Sonic food is delicious.
And it is so healthy.
Right, guys?
I'm gonna get Sonic.
I'm gonna get a large cheese tots.
I'm gonna get a root 44 that's the biggest one that they have and I'm gonna get a corn dog
with ketchup and mustard. What else do they have a Sonic that's good because I haven't really tried
most of the menu so there might be some some hidden some hidden gems that I
don't know about the onion oh onion rings do sound kind of good mozzarella sticks
nothing how dare you was I doing I was at the King's Tower okay I'm gonna get the
onion rings
Onion rings.
Yes.
Oh my god.
It's going to be such a fucking chud.
I can't wait.
Strawberry Hortata Cream Slush.
Oh my goodness.
I already got a drink.
My controller just died.
I should have a charger here.
The heck?
I thought I was charging my controller yesterday.
Anonymous, thank you for the two gifted.
Thanks, Anonymous.
W2 gifted subs.
Alright, we're so back.
Hell yeah.
I ordered my fat fucking American food.
My video game with no micro transactions. No gotcha
No fucking
No fucking
No cubes in the sky
This is like the best farming place ever this this whole whole area
The whole tombstone or whatever
No battle pass
All right, I can't wait to see what fucking bullshit I'm gonna have to deal with in this game today
Was that oh
I'm getting grass like crazy here. This is the best spot. Oh
My god, Emery why have a blanket cuz I'm cold
What does that make me a fucking plusy or something? Oh
Shit
I scared the fuck out of me. Oh, hello. Oh
Oh my god, yo pawns are rock. Thanks for the two months and murk I thank you for 11 months
Thank you guys
I wasn't shooting. I don't know. He was just standing there
No death one starts now I fuck that up
No death one starts now
No deaths for the rest of the stream if I die um I
Will let you guys choose a punishment
And I definitely will not die
Minus one onion ring for every day. What do you mean minus one?
Like I have to throw it away
That would just be so sad
That'd be so sad Pac-Man dance ready to be able Pac-Man dance League of Legends. I
Am I am gonna play resident evil. Just not oh my god. I was my whole whole car
just not not not yet so much crap I feel like for the rest of the game I'm
literally set like I can just kill guys
And the souls are bad either
Oh
Why's our mist over here? I
Got six grass from that guy. Oh my god the game just got ten bajillion million times easier
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
How the fuck are you supposed to get through that?
I'm scared!
How the fuck are you supposed to get through that?
That's why they give you a lot of grass while the game is being nice that's unusual
Well, it gave me no grasp from those guys.
Pawnsaric, thanks for the two months, I think I missed that.
Minus one onion ring, what am I supposed to do with it?
What about the punch?
Oh.
What are you guys talking about?
When did I ever say that there would be a punishment?
When did I ever say that?
I don't know if they'll be coming at me at all while I ever agree with that.
Oh, shit.
All right, what should I do?
I
Push up 10 20 push ups. I don't know if I can even do one
I will try five
I did one!
Next time it'll be two.
Good grief.
My arms just aren't very strong.
I was trying to work them out at the beginning of this year and I was like this is fucking
pointless and I stopped.
I still do other kinds of exercise, but I gave up on my arms.
Luigi, hello.
Welcome back.
Yeah, it does that little push sometimes.
Don't order Sonic order a big bucket of way ha ha ha
My bed has been made
Oh shit, oh shit, stop!
Jesus Christ, yo Dylan, thanks for the six months.
I'm alive.
Not even close.
Not even close.
Oh, a new moon grass.
I'm getting nice and stocked up.
All right, now what the fuck do I do up here?
Maybe I let the dragon kill the fat guy so I can run through.
All right, where am I supposed to run to?
I think that was the safe zone, but I completely fucking panicked oh my god
Well I know where to go now at least. Rock to my beat. Hello, welcome back, minus three
onion rings! No, no! Guys I never, I never get onion rings. I just wanted to have an
onion ring in my life for once and you would take that away from me. And I'm gonna have
so much grass and storage. Two push...
What?
I had to use my knee, I'm sorry, but it wasn't going to happen otherwise.
Yes, at least I admitted it. I didn't try to trick you guys and lie.
I did I did put my knee down when I was trying to come up, but otherwise I would have fallen on my face again.
Er- wait, Erting Onion Rings. I can earn them back with push-ups.
What a deal I will I will take that
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Okay, this time I'm this time I've got it.
I feel like I get stuck on these areas way more and even solve them other ones way more.
Maybe I'm really the one who is just biased, you know.
And in my memory, I never fucked up ever.
Holy shit, how many full moon grasses do I have in storage?
Dark Souls 2 Shrine of Amon, wait which one was that?
I don't know if I remember that one.
What?
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, I'm done.
There are the shits on a mage's spamming from range.
Oh, with the water!
I remember now.
Yeah, fuck that guy, holy shit.
That was evil.
That area sucked so bad.
I was not a fan.
Oh wait, I lost my souls.
Oh
Oh my fucking goodness
All right, I know what to do with the top of the stairs now do six grass from that guy's fucking insane
All I have a new farming spot now I guess
That was the sound of it again.
Two new members.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Okay, apparently I have to keep running.
I have to run all the way through?
I thought that was a safe spot.
All right, I guess I have to keep running.
Sad.
You are in the negatives, Onion Ring-wise.
I'm so sad for my onion rings.
This is so sad.
My onion rings.
Oh
Dude the fucking pole Jesus
Oh my lord, all right, this is it.
It's like, do you think I just keep running, no matter what?
Like, just completely ignore the top hat guys?
I'm still gonna let that one go, all right.
I'm trying to learn I can't change that passion.
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
AHH! AHH!
Well, what do I do then?
I was so close!
You have to be faster?
I feel like I was so fast!
Why not?
Why not
Hi guys, I have to hurry, I'm supposed to beat the flamethrower today, I don't have
Time for this nonsense.
Die, little lizard.
Oh, he tripped and fell.
Oh, he tripped and fell.
Oh
You trip some salt too
Where you go
Hey
Okay, he's dead.
This fucking sucks!
I can't run straight through.
Maybe I should try it again at full health.
Cause I don't think it'll one-shot me.
Okay, all this grass, but I still can't do shit
Okay, that guy's dead now.
Now what?
I hopped back on accident.
Wooo!
Dude, please.
room is too tiny with my big-ass sword okay I honestly don't know what the
difference was why I made it through this oh shoot once I don't die here
should be fine
Oh, I've reached the main stair area.
That seems promising.
Got the knight sword and the knight shield.
What is this?
Whoa, shortcut.
Open door here.
Doesn't look like a shortcut.
Blue eye, it's just pants.
Why?
Wait a second.
there was a ladder there the whole time oh wait but the door was locked okay
okay shortcut unlocked now I don't have to do the dragon bridge anymore thank
Thank fucking God, holy shit.
Shelf, shelf.
Don't do it, man.
Wow, so many luggies.
Where's my Sonic, dude?
I'm so annoyed.
It's not even close.
Two greedy, but now I have all those, those pocket souls.
Aw, fuck.
And when I start out this game, I wasn't dying a lot now.
I'm just, I'm just eating.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Whoa.
Whoa.
I don't know what I'm doing, man.
I'm going to go eat my consumable souls though.
Johnny gifted his sub to look out for fire.
Yay, I died.
Holy shit, I got souls.
I'll do that, I'll finish it, I'll finish it.
Oh my goodness, yo seven, thank you for the ten different sounds.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Seven.
Thank you, Seven.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I
Need to kill more of those little guys
Not want to deal with all of that
All right, a little big dragon.
Run.
Get up, get up, get up!
Oh my god.
Get up get up get up. Oh my god
Holy fuck
Hello wait wait friend
Wait wait wait what happened
Wait, wait, that was my friend!
I kept saving his life!
The mausoleum key.
What killed it?
Oh shit!
Who's that?
Oh, it's John Soles.
Oh, it's John Soles.
Oh, my God.
Bitch, you killed my friend, asshole!
Yeah, I know my audio's fucked.
I avenged him.
Big ass elevator.
It was the same guy?
Wait, then what happened to him?
He became a black Phantom after he died?
What, then who killed him?
I guess maybe we will have to find out lack of faith wait is it because I fucked up or
Or is that just supposed to happen no matter what?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He killed himself.
Who's that?
Oh, hello.
Is that the king?
Oh, is that his dad?
No, it can't be.
Old king.
Oh, shit.
I thought he was going to be like a laser beam, or something.
Oh!
Oh
This is the last boss
really but I'm in world one oh well if I kill him what fuck up the game he's not
the last oh okay no okay man this run back is fucking AIDS
oh my god oh my god
I don't really mind the the run backs for like some of the shitty bosses it's like okay
it's a punishment for not beating it the first time but for the really hard bosses
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Ah!
No, dude.
Man, I can't pick up fucking grass because my bag is too fat.
This is like watching a self-torture video.
Okay.
No, it is not.
I
Worked out the lower floor what?
They have legs.
Wow.
I am out.
I am out.
I am out.
I am out.
Alright, I am out.
Yep.
I'm so fucked.
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh!
Dude, now I gotta go up the fucking elevator, too.
Okay, maybe if I don't get on this time, I'll just go explore the other areas since
he's supposed to be a late-game boss and do all the super hard- actually, oh!
I could save the super hard fights for towards the end, so it's cool, but I don't know.
We'll see.
Wow, this is a very, very, very slow elevator.
Really slow.
And now I gotta wait for the gate to open.
My Sonic is on the way.
Thank God.
Oh
Fuck is he doing
Hello
Holy shit.
Okay, maybe I'll save those fights for like when I've gone through the rest of the game.
I don't know.
My souls.
Do I have any other places to go to?
I still have Flame Worker.
that's this area. I did this. This one's busted. I haven't been here. I don't think I've been
here here at all. Let's go to Ion's Edge.
It's a fucking skeleton.
You come back to life.
You guys just say Pepe laugh for every single area.
That means every- that makes every area just the same.
Every single area.
need stone shard.
Are these the first rolling skeletons in Dark Souls?
I mean, they're not as bad as the bone wheel, to be fair.
I hope they're there.
See, there's stuff back there.
Oh, there's stuff back there.
What is that?
So anonymous, thanks for gifting a sub to Rolling Skeleton Guy!
Oh, the showtel.
Oh, sorry, sir, I missed, let me swim one more time.
I need to go back to the I forgot to refill my grass at the Nexus I have a ton of grass
Oh, there's this way, too.
There's a crate there.
Okay.
Meow, meow, meow.
Oh!
Oh
It's making me grumpy as fuck man. I need my I need my sonic corn dog right now. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna jump somebody
Soul remains.
Crescent Falcon plus one, I guess maybe that's what the bone guy was using.
Soul remains x6.
I'm scared of these fucking...
...routes.
Hi guys! Hi guys!
How many does a soul remain worth? I'm gonna wait till I'm back home to...
Oh! Oh, fine.
Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. No.
Okay, I'm fine.
I thought I was gonna die down there.
Okay, there's booby traps everywhere, it looks like.
There's a lot of arrow guys as well.
Yo, Tundra!
Welcome back, thanks for the resub.
Hey, grand!
Friend?
Oh, we're chill.
Oh!
Oh, a sword!
Oh, there's a well here in the middle.
Hey, man!
Oh, he's tanky as fuck.
What?
How did I go to go, guys?
Oh, there's a hole down here.
Where is it down here?
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Oh no, okay.
Uh, is there really nothing down here?
Fake door.
Oh.
Ah!
Oh no.
Oh no.
This-my sword's too big for this.
Stop.
No!
Please stop.
Ah!
I'm bleeding!
I'm bleeding!
I panicked because the hallway was narrow.
We're Crescent Moongrass! Yay!
Hey man!
A brave robber!
Uh, oh, it's Sormins or Bait.
He also sells sticky white slime and a late moon grass.
Nothing so cheap, I don't think I've been told.
It's a dead guy in here.
Well, maybe I'll come visit him later.
Is that really all that's down here?
Just some guy?
I wonder if I miss any other hidden walls.
I'll only check that because I just couldn't believe that there wouldn't be anything down
there.
I want to kill the big big guy with the wings, but I want to take care of the
archers first
If I can
Where's the other guy come from my foods five minutes away
I'm gonna run past all these guys at the beginning.
What are they going to do, roll after me?
Oh no.
Oh my god, they're fast, oh my god, they're fast.
Oh no.
Oh my god, I fucked up.
I fucked up so bad.
I can't outrun them.
I actually have to kill them
Okay, I can do this
And they're so fast
My
Little fighters don't die
I'll just spam all of them.
On my way
You know, maybe I should use the soul fragments
Soul remains I don't know work on the archers
And they're not attacking me.
I will be back to whoop your ass, bye.
All right, these guys are soul starters apparently.
Alright, perfect.
I got more soul remains.
Are there other archers?
I think I just go down until that guy now.
Everything is going according to plan now.
Everything is perfect.
Oh, no there's more.
You owe me Cal too?
Thank you for the prime.
Welcome!
We love primers here.
I need to go back soon.
I can walk around the plate, I guess not.
Oh, no, but I wanted to go up there
What is going on, okay
All right
What the fuck are we going?
Oh my god.
That was almost so fucking bad.
Oh my, oh no.
What is shooting at me?
I thought that was a bonfire I'm so silly I thought that the game would help me Paco
Oh, thanks for 57 months.
I think that there's a lot of different ways to go.
Uh, oh, hello.
Keep seeing those shard things.
I just keep getting shot at.
That was like a nice end down there.
Little bug guy.
Come here, guy.
Oh, fuck.
No!
What the fuck?
Well, my sonic's here, so I'm going to go grab it.
Oh, man, that fucking sucks.
Well, god damn it, dude.
I'll be right back.
Look at my drink!
It's the Route 44 Slush.
awesome hell yeah brother yeah it's an
American small I've got the cheese tots
onions all of which I totally deserve
And my corn dog
Let's fucking God, I just remember what I was doing in this game
What is it why I didn't know I
Earned these by um never giving up
Hmm.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Okay, no more onion rings until I actually do something in this game.
All I'm done is I've gotten like one short cut today, I think.
Fucking love.
Hair touch!
Hey, Graxian, thank you for the prime.
Thank you. Delicious twitch primes.
Now I'm taking a tater top right I'm so fucking
I'm sorry
What the fuck
Actual chud for what eating food
Well you guys some kind of non food eaters or something
Or maybe you guys are touched too
So delicious
I think I have to kill those guys up there.
I'm gonna try to kill the big guy, but I don't know, can I even get all the archers?
If I have to just ignore the big guy.
Ah, I'm on the puppers.
Alright.
Now we go now.
Are some of the archers actually impossible to get to?
They're just having scored everything yet.
Yes, Emmy archers.
What do you mean?
It can't be that stupid fucking manta ray in the sky.
Wait a second.
I don't believe it.
I'm just gonna keep running.
What is those stupid manta rays?
It's fine, I can just walk past all these dudes.
What are they gonna do?
If they follow me here, that's crazy.
please dude I almost did the exact same thing I did before
I still haven't checked the upst- oh, what the- what the fuck is that- I'm gonna check
the upstairs before going down there. Actually first I'm gonna wait the
mantis might shoot me here. I will take cover. Gotta eat my tux before they get
cold and they'll be disgusting
do they don't give me a straw
I just realized I don't think I got a straw for my slushie.
Now I gotta drink it like this.
You don't deserve a straw for what, having a bad time in demon souls.
Oh, fuck, do you get over there?
I think it is those Nancy's shooting at me.
Watcha bitch.
Alright.
Not in this.
Thank you for the two gifted.
Thank you very, very much.
Not a mess. Thank you for the two gifted. Thank you very very much
Shit hype train. Oh, that's our big hole. Oh, oh, uh
I like land on his head and stab his head
Is there some kind of trick?
Whee!
Oh!
Uh.
Hey, man.
Uh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, is it the fucking barn that I've had?
How am I supposed to get it?
Um.
I did six damage.
I have to use range.
I have to use range?
Damn, you're a squishy little guy.
The same spot now, because it's not letting me target it anymore.
The same spot now because it was not even targeted anymore.
What a weird fight.
This is a fucking bird.
Very weird fight.
Yay, bonfire.
Yo, I'm Meowth.
for the gifted sub.
Choking on my slushies.
Beat Lady. Is it a flamethrower attempt time?
Oh my god.
There you go, I'm ready for the 10.
Thank you so much, hippie, I pray.
Thanks Paragon.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That was what it said.
Dang, I don't even have enough for another level.
would be overburdened
I got so many fucking swords.
OK, let me see what I need to upgrade my weapon to.
I
Need five large hardstone shards and I have some in storage
I don't think so
Oh, sorry feet lady
You know I kind of want to eat some of the demon souls to just get this level
I don't think I'm gonna use them
Lone Wolf and Cub, thanks for the sub!
Alright, let's eat the...
Let's eat the Iron Demon Soul.
See how much that gives.
4000 I can't think I need a little bit more that was what he'd say let's eat the
silver name and soul
Oh, that one was a lot.
Wait, I have the same problem now where I almost have enough for another one, but not
That's right.
Oh, I'm 19 cats.
Alright, I shall do a flame worker attempt.
To the mines!
What's that straw?
Kind of straw.
Alright, I've got a full thing of full moon grass.
Although the problem usually isn't me running out of heals.
There's a good one on your shot.
Shirling, thanks for six months.
Alright, two attaier toss left and then I'm ready.
I definitely need at least three chunks and then
And since I'm here, I'm going to do the classic.
Oh, my.
Um.
Oh.
Folds really differently.
Hmm.
Oh, I don't need large shards.
I don't remember.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I might.
I don't remember, I might.
Excuse me.
You're in my way, you beast.
You're in my way.
Hi, I don't think go
Don't worry guys we're like halfway there
27% believers and you guys must really hate my ass
Like holy shit
Praying on my downfall like actually
me. Wanting me to suffer and perish. Yo, Oaf, thank you for the five! Thanks, Oaf! Thank
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Arch and Shack for Oaf.
There you are.
Let me see if I'll get good.
So excited all right we're here
Hi man
You don't hate you, you're just another game.
They love the Dacons are just making a smart decision
I don't know what to do with this.
You guys want to know what I locked in?
27% believers?
I was like oh my god that'd be so funny wouldn't it?
Oh my god Evan thank you for the 20 gifted, thank you!
Sorry doubters, I'm sorry.
Also having the full heals made it so much easier and oh my god I didn't have to fumble
around with the different types of grass. That shit was so AIDS. Oh my god. Okay, well now I'm locked in new area.
Let's go!
Ah, not a miss! Thank you for the 10! Oh, hi feet lady.
Hi feet lady. Code red! Thank you for the 10! Thank you so much. I'm gonna- oh wait, I'm like
one enemy away from another level.
Oh boy, thank you for the 5!
Thanks guys!
Well I don't want to use the Searing Beam in Soul, I guess I'm just going to go kill
one guy and come back for a level as lazy as that is.
LodgyTrap, thank you for the 10!
Thank you!
Yippee!
Oh my god, there's literally like 4 streams.
I love how I'm going to kill this guy.
Man, without the full heals it was so rough, that made it so much easier.
I kept being like, man, I'm healing a lot.
Then I'd be like, oh, I still have 19.
What?
19.4.
Oh, that's the 140k trailer points.
Evan, thank you for the 5k bits.
Wow, the believer payout.
Rare believer W. All right, enough for another level now.
Yeah
The lady
All right, yay, new area!
Underground temple.
That sounds fun!
Sounds really fun!
It sounds like it's going to be a great time.
Oh, a sacrifice table.
Um, this is a narrow hallway.
What the?
Man, they're always putting these random doors for no reason.
There's never going to be anything behind you.
What?
Usually it's a fake out.
Like, what am I, hello, what am I supposed to do?
Come here, you're getting it now.
Ouch.
Hardstone chumps, I think that's what I needed.
So what am I supposed, like, what the hell is that?
I'm over here man, smash the rock pile.
Thank you for those photos here.
Okay, another line.
How do you kill a god?
He doesn't care about me anymore.
Did he break it?
Oh, he actually did break the rocks.
I died, but I think I kind of know what's going on.
I don't like gimmick bosses.
No dipping the rings in.
Oh, I could break it again.
Over here
Wow, dude, that's still hit me. Hey now I can make him a
My man over here I'm over here
He doesn't care about this one.
Over here!
Did I either get touched?
Uh, I don't know.
Did I even get touched?
I don't think I even got touched.
ketchup and mustard.
Hello, Dragonrod!
Can you hit this pile of rocks, please?
You hit this pile of rocks, please?
Thank you.
No, I'm a soy fan.
No!
Ah!
Eldad, thank you for the bits!
Hello?
Soy fan?
Oh, uh, uh, Grasias?
I'm so bad at Spanish. Grasias?
Game and boss- Am I doing that part right? I feel like I'm doing it wrong.
Soy fan.
Grasias- That's not what I said!
Bro, gracias.
They see grassy ass!
Bro, what the fuck? Am I doing this correctly? I feel like I just walk in there and die.
Oh no, you know, I think I died to him as a human, now he just one-shots me.
Cause he wasn't one-shotting me before. Actually, I had more HP before.
You can wait to rubble yourself with your sword.
I hope you're having fun.
Oh my god.
I'm having so much fun!
Thanks Punish Trurisa.
She's getting my ass beat again and again by a god.
Why are you so mad dude?
Oh, wow.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I'm scared.
Can you move your hand?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I'm scared.
Can you move your hand?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
It's just the same shit every time!
Yeah, it's a gimmick boss and it's a one-shot boss.
Oh my god.
I think you're supposed to hide.
Where?
Oh my god, no.
Oh, I lived!
I don't know why I did a one-huggy that time.
I'll take it.
Oh no.
Dude, why does his hand always rush there?
And then he just grabs, like, where am I, what?
Oh.
What the heck?
Man.
Try the left side, well the left side is why I thought
I couldn't hit the pillars because I can't break the thing on the left side.
I'm scared.
Fuck.
Guys, this boss sucks.
And why is he right after another boss?
Yeah, at least there's no run back.
Oh, Apala! Thank you for the 22 months. Sorry for the late. Late, thank you.
Guys, I think I'm gonna die again.
So why does sometimes it not one shot me and other times it does?
Also, if this guy is a god, why is he not strong enough to break the building?
What?
I
Oh brother
I was like, maybe you can't see me if I just hide.
How does he not see me?
Attack, attack, attack!
Zelda, honk, thanks for 50 months.
This boss is so ass like what is this your ass
Yeah
You cannot see me.
I didn't know that I was here.
The worst part is I know is I'm not even fucking close.
Frank
This guy's kind of a shitty god if you ask me.
A lone joker, thanks for seven months.
Oh, oh, oh no.
I'm sorry!
Yo rookie, T rookie NL thank you for the crime.
Where am I through?
Oh now what?
Oh what is this?
What is this?
Shoot him!
Why was that just there?
There God slaying arrow
Oh, he's half dead now what
Don't know where to go
Got to go back or somewhere else other stairs there
Run, run, run, run.
I have to be sneaky.
Oh
I fucked
Press it
I think that's the target I can do my third one.
Oh shit, I can hit his chin now.
Come back.
Start with.
How do I get in there?
Oh, fuck, do I get to his chin?
He's just chilling.
He gave up, I guess.
I feel like I can still die, I'm scared.
What?
I'm a human again.
That was a weird fly. I didn't really like that one.
Beautiful!
Pure Dragonstone, Dragon Demon Soul.
Oh, so I guess every area ends at a shrine?
I guess? Well, I guess I'm done with that area.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
That's that one.
I guess we're back to here.
Oh, wait, let me eat the, um...
You're a warrior, so...
Oh, wait, enough for another level.
Then, that is all of the mind.
Yes.
It is...
Art thou finished?
Yes.
Yes.
Just enough to...
Yes.
Oh wait actually let me up upgrade I didn't know I had enough stuff perfect all right
big upgrades.
I got so many full moon grass holy moly holy shit.
All right, it's back to the bone area, I guess.
The ritual path.
This is a fun spot, I think.
Wow, can you guys believe I actually killed the plane worker?
I'm getting shot at again.
All the back areas, there's always stuff back here.
So, oh, friend?
Hello there, we meet again.
You look terrible.
Cheer up.
Life is in the danger.
First of all, asshole, second of all, why are you so quiet?
Oh, my god.
Yo, CyRid 5, thanks for subbing.
Guess I'm just going to buy some weight and some grass,
since I'm here and I have extra souls.
Well, I ever run out of grass for the rest of the game.
Now, oh.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god the grim reaper
It's the fucking grim reaper bro
Oh my god
I did not mean to step on to that okay
Hey, Rippozo!
So predictable.
See the phone doing brass.
Got anything else in here?
What the fuck is that?
Where are all these stones?
What is this?
If I go down here, will I just die?
Probably.
I kind of want to try it because it looks like, why would there be a hole there just
To kill you
But they do such a thing why are all these glowing rocks here
Haha, get fucking overhead, swamule bitch.
Die!
Embosser, what's embosser?
Oh, we're back up here now.
Okay.
Doki-doki.
So there's a way to go upstairs, and then there's also this down here.
Is that a friend or is that a guy?
That appears to be a friend.
Oh, it's you.
That's bull cut, guy!
You've changed the world of the aforementioned Phantom.
God has chosen you.
And for that we are thankful.
Umbasa.
Umbasa.
Umbasa.
Umbasa.
That's all it's down here.
I think there might be it down here.
What is up with his hair?
Slush bigger than Emmy's head.
I'm not going to drink all of it.
I'll try, though.
I have finished these before.
Usually, while I was playing game off stream or something,
I didn't even realize I was doing it.
But I look at them and, holy shit, that's fucking disgusting.
I can't believe I did that.
Oh, there's some of the stingrays, but they're dead.
Ah!
I
Oh my fucking
All right, no problemo, what's real fucking dark in here?
Oh
What?
What the fuck ass rim Reaper doesn't respond down here?
Stop man. Oh my god, he did
Both of them killed themselves.
Arms up and everything.
They were so happy.
Oh, man.
Okay, I need to not fall off the bridge this time.
Oh man, okay, I need to not fall off the bridge this time.
I hope there's not a ton of those guys.
That would not be very exciting, oh.
What's this, more time here, I can't really see where I'm going, oh, shit, slow.
What is that?
Out.
Alright, nice.
I made it through and I'm alive.
I got some more.
Oh, hello.
Why are they just...
Oh.
I just got stabbed in the back while I run out of ammo.
I bet you push these games and go outside, huh?
Yeah, you're too tall, fuckin' freaks.
Fuckin' freaks.
It's real dark in here.
I fucking knew there's gonna be one of those long ass hallway, of course there would be.
I just-
You hear samurai, thanks for the four months.
Ugh.
Wait, I'm back all the way up here!
I never found a shortcut or anything.
I guess that's why they put the fucking heal NPC away.
I wonder if I need to kill the Grim Reaper.
If they'll make those guys not appear, I feel like they probably will in the next area anyway.
If they still appear, I'm gonna be pissed.
That'd be too easy.
Yeah, that's true I guess.
Yeah, that's true, I guess.
I'm gonna hate these wedges.
Regality, thank you for these sub gifts.
Thank you so much.
Oh my god, I'm gonna shot at.
I believe I can make it through here.
Bye.
Too fucking easy.
I'm gonna have to go restock my full moongrass soon.
There's gotta be like a Grim Reaper dude around here, right?
Cuz that's how they appeared before.
If there is, I don't know where he's at.
I'm out.
How did I die up here before? I don't even remember.
I forgot how I died already.
I'm just wondering so I don't I don't want to I don't want to happen again
Sick
And there's something to the left.
The great, great, great!
I guess that's what killed me before.
I never even saw him.
Jesus Christ.
He's here.
Slugs.
What was that?
Ow.
Oh, sticky white slime.
Damn, I don't want it too.
I can use this on a, do you hurt me?
I can use these on future bosses.
I don't know how to get up here.
Stone shard
I guess those things do hurt me.
Also, something else.
Well, look at that.
It hurt all of us.
I got the Roanen Ring.
What was the Roanen Ring?
Reduce rate of weapon wear.
Damage plus from optimal hits, otherwise less.
Or optimal hits.
I don't even see.
I got that other one.
You'll stay, thanks for the 10 months.
I'm cute.
I don't know what the fuck am I?
How do I get back up?
I'm lost!
Oh god, no, stay away from me.
I lost!
Am I fucked?
I'm lost, I don't know how to get back up.
What did I...
Huh?
I had to walk past it, right?
Okay, I'm up.
Nice fellow, again.
Oh, weird area.
So quiet, too.
Oh, stairs.
Dude, this is a boss, and that's the run back.
That would be crazy.
What?
What?
This guy looks scary.
He looks badass, why is he so tall?
Why am I so short?
That's what I should be asking, I guess.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Is that it?
Man, I love what a boss just lets you chill in between a time.
You just stand there.
Yay, first try.
I will take that.
Holy arrows.
Hero Demon's soul.
Alright, back to the Nexus.
Yeah, it looks like he was gonna swing crazy fast. Oh, hi feet lady
I feel like I need more stamina
Back to the altar
This can't be another boss, right?
Oh, shit.
None of this.
Thank you for the gifts.
Yoko nobuu.
Thanks for 10 months.
Sorry.
My little baby notes back.
A little Tiro more like washed up Tiro.
Exactly.
I
Will hear a more like
What the fuck what am I?
Where am I going?
I'll be something I can do to bring him down.
I'm so happy to see you.
I feel like they're getting closer, am I crazy?
You're not.
That was something I knew before.
Oh
Wait, I didn't fucking equip the sword
What the fuck down?
What's the Storm King?
I missed?
This is a cool game of fight.
Give this one...
three bombs.
Big guy!
There's only one cave you'll have to go to.
Got it!
Bring them down!
That was a cool fight.
I'm taking this shit off.
Oh, I got the Storm Demon Soul.
Did I look around this whole area already?
Maybe there's more.
I don't really care.
There's probably just more warrior souls.
Is that the last area here?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, I touched her with my foot, she mad. She grumpy, I woke her up.
Yes.
Okay, we'll deposit that.
I'm gonna have to take my grass out.
Okay, would be overburdened.
Did I finish all the areas in that grade stone place?
What was I gonna do?
Maybe that's enough for another level.
Can't go wrong with more health.
I lost, I was drawn from this vessel.
Next time, I'll be wrong.
I can't go wrong with more health.
I'm keeping this for a second.
Oh, I'm solar revertent.
Fuck our holy arrows.
Alright, on to the next area, the depraved chasm.
If you pepe laugh every area, it loses all meaning.
Can I go?
Do I actually need to kill myself?
Apparently not.
I think I'm actually blind. Where the fuck am I supposed to go?
All right, all right
Wowie
What?
What was that?
I just saw a hole in the ceiling.
But why?
What?
I saw.
You're so noisy.
This is actually just like, what is it called?
Plague Town?
Is that what it's called in Souls 1?
Light Town.
This looks like so fast.
What's up?
What's up?
What are you screaming about?
What?
What?
So noisy.
Oh, so cute and noisy.
I'm very chunky too.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I hear you.
I, yes, I'm petting you.
Yes, don't worry, I'm petting you.
You're so cute.
Where do I go?
my sir my sir take I'm risking it all
my sir how do I get back up they didn't I was supposed to
He's going for the onion rings, ring of magical dullness.
Lower's magic power raises magic defense.
Wait, that's actually kind of useful for me because I don't use magic power.
against bosses with magic?
Um, so only I don't want to go down this ladder anymore.
Uh-oh.
Moxabelle!
Oh, is he gonna keep going down?
I'm so fucking lost already.
Oh, goodbye, Motsa.
I think she doesn't like you guys.
Well, I also wish she was on her way.
Oh, shit.
This one will so far I haven't died yet
Okay, so far so good, I did skip a whole path up above
So I'll probably have to go there. Oh my god
I'm playing
Rats
How long does the plague last oh my god, do I have a plague item? Carracks poison I
Don't
Am I permanently plagued?
Uh oh, this looks like a dead end.
Okay, it looks like that bridge does fall down, but I assume I'm from the other way.
Oh my god.
No, where'd you come from?
No!
Damn it, dude.
Dude, I have to go all the way back now!
Holy shit, I didn't lose that many souls, maybe I'll just check out the other path this
time. Lazy Raiju, thanks for the sub, welcome back.
Lotsa! She's still screaming at me! What do you want?
Oh, oh, um, I was trying to open the item.
I want to try out this path this time.
All right, I'm fine.
We made it.
I
Man
At least I'm so leveled that none of the enemies here are really a problem.
I did a bunch of shit.
Oh, this leads to the exact same place.
Yeah, why are you happy laughing I mean most of y'all haven't even played this game
And the ones that have I'm probably just just trying to press me out
Yo, House Tree! House Tree, thank you for the sub, welcome!
Oh, you got them. Alright, I'm basically almost back to where I died.
I'm playing, oh my god dude, stop fighting me, oh my god.
What the fuck?
That was fucking pathetic.
Okay, this is where I died.
Alright, here's some dudes I aggro and I'm gonna try to kill them first.
Yo house, thank you for the 5!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Shishia!
Thank you so much.
Very kind.
Thank you so much.
If there's some other guys who came around behind what I felt this guy before
No, oh no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm not getting jumped again
It's my 26th birthday everyone is invited except the streamer and mirror. I was gonna say happy birthday
But never mind. I take back my happy birthday
Where'd the big guy go? Did he do you jump off?
He's up there
Wait, no, it's not him. Did he kill himself?
Yeah
Fox no socks things at a crime
We're invited yet. We'll you guys go party have fun without me. I'll just be here beating this fucking game
I guess the big I did jump off the bridge or something
I think this is the smoke I saw from above on the bridge before.
Three full moongrasss, they're not be a boss.
Okay.
Ugh!
Is it heels or tentacles?
Whoa, the slogs.
The shorty risk.
The leech monger.
Oh!
Ah!
I
Have to run all the way back
Yo house thank you for another five shit shit shit shit
Or I don't know how to say twice
twice. Our second time.
The cat just unplugged my PlayStation.
Oh, we're back. I don't know how, but she was down there.
Excuse me.
The camera's frozen.
I guess I could go down either way.
Both ways lead to the same shit.
Ow.
I like this way was quicker.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, excuse me.
I
Know if it's a good idea to run past all these guys cuz they might just charge after me
See
Yes, I'm poisoned.
There's stuff.
Haha.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Drip check?
I mean, you can't even really see it because I'm in my ghost form.
It's like a World of Warcraft outfit.
I mean, I can wear it.
It doesn't make me heavy roll.
It's not letting me heal anymore.
They're following me too. Am I just fucked?
I have some kind of debuff on me
Well, I guess I have to go again.
Yay!
I will do it all again.
Yes, I'm overboard.
All right, back we go.
Oh
I'm alive.
I feel like I find a new route every time.
I
I
Less me
Now what how do I get back?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Um.
Kind of hard to see.
kind of hard to see.
Oh, operate.
Why am I operating?
Oh!
This is the bridge that I saw before.
This is the rat room.
I'm not getting plagued this time.
That is huge.
That is huge.
The rats are crossing!
Oh my god, I'm flanked.
Oh...
I thought that was a boomerang plant.
I guess it doesn't get replayed.
I can't see.
Let's get up.
Oh, the rats aren't still following me.
They are.
I see them.
Oh, they're going back.
Okay, nice.
Great.
There is some hope, then.
This time I will try not to panic charge off the edge
like see the boss.
Can you blame me, bro?
It was a big ass swarm.
Freaky as hell
I'm still playing too by the way
My god, I forgot this isn't even the end of the run back
I
I even drew thank you for the 22 months. Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you
The leech longer
I am here to be covered in leeches!
Oh, shit, the leeches.
Okay, I'll invite you to my 96th birthday party that you have to tell us the story of the 1900s.
Oh yeah, I guess you would be more into that.
I peep that leechmongers ass, goodbye, chorn.
Oh.
Uh, where's the bonfire?
What the fuck would you use the sucker stone for?
Now where the fuck is the bonfire?
Ummm...
Oh there it is.
Did I not get like any souls from that?
I got 9000.
swamp of sorrow. That sounds fun. I like swamps in these kinds of games. That sounds great.
Hi, um, here we go.
This looks awesome.
I'm still poisoned or something.
I think I'm poisoned as well.
Can you keep the flag until you go back or die?
I don't know.
I am in human form.
You keep the flag until you go back or die, I don't know.
I am in human form as well.
There's a noble's lotus too.
Counter-X poison.
I
Mean the swamp so dark
Ah, I can't move. Oh
My god, it's a poison swamp
It's so over for me, man.
It's so over for me.
Get up, man.
I got to do it man.
Now you know what I must do because I don't want to make that place harder.
You already know what time it is.
I will do what must be done.
I just need to find the perfect spot.
Such a stupid mechanic, dude.
I don't think this will give me enough to do anything.
I should save those.
It's okay.
Goodbye.
Hi!
Loki, latte, thanks for the tea, guys.
Why are you bald?
Like, in real life or in the game,
I'm bald in the game because my character's supposed to look like XDD.
In real life, I'm not bald.
So if the swamp is poison, then what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Just not walking it?
Can you even see your poison build up status in this one?
Do I have a...
Wait, I have a poison resistance ring.
And I also... can put the poison flower on my bar.
Oh for fuck's sake don't be dramatic!
It's not that bad!
She was like, ugh.
Ugh.
I never thought I'd go through this.
And I just actually supposed to walk through.
Kais, aunt says thanks for the six months.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Oh, the widow's lotus.
What does the widow's lotus do?
I did not have any of those on me when I was plagued before.
Those are good to have though, I guess.
I mean with the poison resistance right it ticks down so slow and I feel like I
don't even have to feel it.
So like where am I going exactly?
I'm just following the way.
I don't know.
Just slowly trekking on through.
Oh
No, I can't really roll in the car dude, I literally can't move
I can't roll in the lock
What an amazing area.
Absolutely fucking incredible.
Cinema.
I'm not even worth using the poison flowers if I'm just going to end up poisoned anyway.
All right, now we go this way again.
Any second now I will be poisoned.
Any second now.
Oh, it didn't happen yet.
All right, forward.
I'm probably not poisoned yet.
Ow, ow.
Ow, ow.
Still not poisoned yet.
I see my souls.
They're close by.
OK.
I'm very worried about the enemies here.
I'm now poisoned.
What?
Okay, now we're mumbling.
What?
Okay, now where am I going?
Where was I?
Yay!
Okay, do I want to go for that item?
There's no way.
my time. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I fell.
This is shit. I'm kind of flat actually.
It's too quiet here.
Oh my god, it actually is like Blight Town. It has these fucking insects.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh! Everything is fine.
Oh my god, there are like three fire shit guys up there
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
And we're in the swamp again.
This way.
It's going to be this way.
Bye, fucking boogers.
Okay, I see the door is so far away.
This might be like top three Fog to Runbacks, if it looks like how it looks, or if it is
how it looks, I mean, I don't know what I'm saying.
Wait, there's more.
I'm in a very weird spot.
Well, I'm going to end up poisoned, and I can't really go anywhere.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, no, no.
brick.
Man.
Well, I wish where do I go?
Dude, I'm all the way back here.
Oh my god, dude.
I'm all the way back here.
I thought I- I finally got somewhere good.
I don't know if I can even really speedrun what I just did.
I just fucked again.
I want a mess.
Alright.
Oops.
Alright.
Alright, straight across.
I'm scared of these guys.
Get juked.
Alright.
That wasn't too bad.
too bad? Oh no. Oh no. What do I do? And that fucking sucks beef ring. What does that
do. He come harder for enemies to detect. It doesn't sound that bad.
Another month, another stop. El Denye, thank you for the six months. Welcome back.
Where do I go now? I can go here.
That looks like this is blocking it off, though.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Just keep running.
True king.
Okay, thanks for 23 months.
Is it Jovo for me?
Oh no, we're fine.
Okay.
We are chilling.
What is this there, is it before?
Oh, it is, yeah, okay.
This is close to where I died, kind of.
I mean if I can't run through the view how could they hello
You wretched penny pincher mind your business
Okay, I might go chill for the night now, but I'm going to stream tomorrow too.
And I think maybe I can finish this game tomorrow if I sit down and walk in because I think
I only have this area left and then the final boss, right?
I think so, then I'll have to decide what to play next, but I'll be live tomorrow for
more gaming and stuff.
Yeah, I'll try to finish the game tomorrow.
Okay guys, well thank you all for watching, I hope you guys have a lovely night, I'll
Let me close my stuff.
OK.
If you're new, don't forget to follow the stream.
I stream four or five times a week, usually.
And I do variety games and such.
Gun Blaster, thanks for the seven months.
But yeah, thanks for watching, guys.
I will see you all tomorrow.
All right, guys.
Let me find an outro song.
All right guys, good night everyone, bye.
Good night.
If you can, I can drive
If you're new to me
Now, with me, I'll drive
If you can, I can drive
you