you
I'm not in your bed on the time you want me to
Don't just run around, run around, run around
When there's too much, you shouldn't have been here
Don't have time, you're not sure
If I'm going to be with us, look in the head
Anymore, I'll be by your side
I
I just saw that, I just saw media, what the fuck?
What the heck, Paragon, what the fuck?
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
Paragon's ain't broke.
500, what the heck?
What the heck?
Thank you, Paragon, it's so nice.
What the hell, thank you.
What the fuck?
I just saw the corner of my eye it fucking flying I was like what the fuck my jaw fucking dropped
Thank You Paragon a
Dink thanks for 38 months J. Thanks for the two months. Wow
Thank You Paragon what the heck?
Holy shit
Fucking fucking crazy
Oh
Holy crap
Thank you
you
That's the end of the video.
They are days for the 10s!
Hold on.
Sometimes, which blocks my paint house?
One minute! Thank you for the 5!
Oh, it's there! No fun! Thank you for the 20!
Holy crap!
There!
Hopefully some people would check up those.
I carry on, they're gonna fry.
At least the subs could go to someone who's participated sometimes.
I think Twitch does it on purpose where they never let the subs go to people that watch a lot
Because then that way those people aren't gonna spend money and twitch won't get anything. We'll get it. We'll get less
I think they do it all the purpose, but that's just my theory. That's just my theory
Oh, he's done it, Hachi, thank you for the 50. Look, he makes it so much. Thank you, Hachi.
Yeah, I get gifts from the people that I don't watch all the time, but I don't know if it's like people
specifically if they get to me since I'm a streamer or not, but people people
always redeem channel points and ask me to buy subs for like four center
king draw like brawl did. Holy shit, Evan! Thank you for the 200 gift and holy shit!
Oh my god, thank you, Evan! What the fuck? Holy shit! Free fodder, thank you for the time! Welcome! Thank you, Evan!
Holy crap
I don't even turn off my damn camera
I'm nervous
Holy crap
Drop B, thanks for the 10k in the intro, I'm gonna get back to 10k in the intro for what the fuck is this
Yes, people also redeem mana points for me to give to Obama
I thought they were supposed to have an option to give subs to everyone watching.
I don't know if they added that or not yet, but I mean, well, you could not use that in
my channel.
Thank you
Thank you guys so so kind
Hey six for the five, oh sure. I brought you up another song
What should I play guys?
you
I don't know what happened to me. I'll be painful. YAY!
I'm so fine.
What is this E-Mode? Oh no no.
I'm gonna head next time. I'm gonna make a story.
Do you guys think if I talk in CS, people will be using me?
Did I even talk if I'm a girl?
I don't know if things are still how they were like 10 years ago.
They're super nice.
Is that true?
Whoa, wait, 10K subs, wow, thank you guys.
I took a whole week off them down.
I definitely know what I'm doing.
I'm gonna have a 10K subs right now,
very cool for that, thank you guys.
I wish to chud.
Boxer, well I wanted to talk to you guys
because the bounce sub is crazy.
Actually crazy.
I might get some swords here in there too.
I don't know about that.
Stream peek for the day?
Okay, well, bye guys. I guess I'll see you later.
There's a new tip tip tip today.
I'm gonna keep watching it.
I realized I didn't have hands numbered state.
I like to switch my phone before.
So I asked Bonnie to catch Timstead.
tell them to send the food I don't know we'll get the message though
I just want to see the food. CS cases do you guys remember last year in the
Nylator Cup when I couldn't get any kills and I was just opening cases in
the match in a tournament for a hundred thousand dollars so much that's over for me bro the
legend of 0 and 17 it's me I didn't get any cool skins
Oh, I did hear that box in the new Mario movie, but what why do people know that or are they
saying that?
I will have to watch and I guess I have to get on a date.
Oh, intro is over.
Hello! Good morning guys! Hi guys! Hello everyone!
You've been yapping, but don't show your face.
Podcasts, sus, don't ever say that word to me ever again.
How are you and the kitty's feeling today?
Oh, hi fire-esque you guys! We're feeling great!
Let me go get lots. I will show you guys.
Look how large she is
Leon is not on TV
She's making croissants. He's making fucking croissants. Oh
My god, she's such a drama queen. She was run around safe
And she's so tiny and skinny, but her belly walks around like a fucking like
Hello guys, hello hello, so I think um I think I'm gonna try to fit it I think I
already said it I'm gonna try to finish on tip King today I feel like it's
on a very long game and then tomorrow I guess I will start resident evil for
So I will start that play through. It's like seven hours.
I played two hours yesterday. I can probably finish it today.
Probably, but after tip to tip though, I'm actually so glad you guys recommended me to
watch it because it's so good. I love that they did a great job on the series.
very impressed. They deserve all the success and I hope that they blow up on
Billy Billy and get millions of Chinese fans. You skipped Dailies yesterday
July? Oh my god I guess I must have I was reacting for like three hours. Okay I
will do Dailies today don't worry. Catline! I will I will do the Dailies
today do not worry do not worry some translation from fanfare in the last
episode I'm full cam oops my bad
I can't fucking read this. Basically it's saying, you can't be here with a 14 year old girl.
What? You can't be here with a 14 year old girl.
What firing squad? Which part is firing squad? I need my mom to read this.
The hotel feels like they need to put that up and you're going to go to prison.
Yeah, how does that happen inside for it? I feel like!
Oh shit, it says if you're- so it's like firing squad.
I mean, fair, I guess, right? Fair, I don't know, what else to say?
You're here, the 14 year old girl firing squad.
Yeah, I don't know if they're here, I guess, yeah.
Please.
I didn't even, I wouldn't even thought, like,
I actually did see someone in chat yesterday saying,
does that side say you can't bring
a 14 year old girl here?
But I didn't think anything of it
because I was like, oh, that'd be crazy.
I thought they were, I don't know.
I was like what the fuck bro?
I'm actually showing so I googled it?
Yeah that's um...
That is something.
I might just go into the...
Oh my god.
Why are you...
Why am I getting linked gotcha stuff?
I don't even play gotcha games anymore.
I'm trying to start a game.
Should I- I don't know, since like- what was the last- it was after Uma, oh my god.
I spent so much money on Uma, I really sat myself down and I was like, bro I need to stop.
Like this is just fucking embarrassing.
Oh wait, can someone send me the, um, Star Fox Mario thing?
Actually I was gonna look it up.
Fox Mario
Surely it will come up right Fox McLeod is in the Mario Galaxy movie, but what's the uh
Why does somethings look fake
It was just a poster oh
Oh
That's pretty cool though
Nintendo just did the unthinkable. Fox McLeod from Star Fox is officially flying into the new Super Mario Galaxy movie and ultimately this could be way bigger than a cameo. Think about it. Mario is already going full cock.
That's pretty cool. Dude, the movie comes out so soon. I'm so excited. Oh man. Okay, okay. I will do my dailies today. Don't worry.
you
It's a bread. Why does it look like it has like
Hust filled
growths on it
Sorry, I'm so really gross description, but it does
Versus the chicken balty pie
I don't know
80% am I crazy this looks horrible to me
The Drayton Belly Busters versus cheesy chips.
Fuck no bro.
What?
How do you even eat this?
Like do you have to pick up a fry and then take like a little pinch of cheese?
I don't understand.
I'm the all-in button on all-in.
Holy shit.
Um, okay, so we have the Hawk burger, chicken, beef, hash browns, sausage, onion rings and
cheese versus some kind of burrito or wrap.
It's got to be the Hawk burger, right?
Wow!
The coloring is so beautiful.
I love hash browns, dude.
Oh my God.
I should have started eating hash browns every day, but nothing beats McDonald's hash
browns and I'm not usually awake at those times, you know.
Not up that early sausage with bread
Why is there so many like six seven prices? I feel like they've been this on purpose
Chicken katsu burger
I'm gonna go all in on the sausage
There we go
Strengthwise burger, beef patty, cheese, pulled pork, onion rings, versus Korean chicken with
potato waffle fries.
It's gotta be the chicken, I mean, it's 30 bucks.
But this looks like, this looks like if you eat a good amount of food, right?
I can't really tell.
I'm gonna all in, fuck it, oh no.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I need the deep end to keep imagining me channeling me.
No! That was my worst super-scrandle ever, dude!
I'm just being stupid.
No!
Day is great, this game was like the day before.
Actually, a chud.
How am I a chud?
I'm just being stupid.
We're in a chud, no which one to pick,
which is the better food option.
End stream.
I don't know why all in that I felt very confident. I was greedy for those points
There's a T and an I there.
Okay, so it ends in I-T.
There's gotta be another vowel probably, right?
Okay, there's an E.
Is that a get to a word?
Barret?
I don't know.
Or it could be like, um...
Uh...
I don't know, or it could be like, um, I kind of want to test letters because I'm scared.
Hi, Matcha!
Hi, Kitty.
Um.
I can't do that.
So B is first or second.
Beg it.
Uh
Ben it
It could be like
I bait
I don't know
I want to test if he's in the second spot or the third spot while testing other letters.
I could do green or greed but then I'm using two... two things on E.
Hey, what's up?
Yo, Cappy, thanks for 14 months.
I'm just trying to solve this riddle.
Okay, that was actually such a waste of a turd.
I should have something with B and E, okay?
Okay, so it's B E
Something IT buff it. Oh
My god, I thought I was gonna get it. Oh
It's hard to pay to thanks for the three months. I thought I was so cocky
Oh my god, I did that cheat!
I never cheat on Wirtle!
Oh my gosh.
Red for, I do not even look at chat during Wirtle.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, green was almost a huge fumble,
but it turned out okay.
I guess it turned out okay.
All right, let's do, um, cross tune.
Oh my gosh, she just fucking keeps screaming at me.
They'll see this thing.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Um, first name, Frenzy, too.
Oh no.
Song title
Oops, I that is not how you spell do I love song title
No you won't my touch for life
If you love me right then who knows
I'ma let you make me, you know
You know, she just said Juno
Erl, let me turn on the sound, sorry
I don't know, it's so loud
No you won't my touch
Not so
I wanna get all the lonely people
I let the rig be
It's a nice honor
Judge where the wedding was being
Wait
Fuck!
Dude, why can't I spell?
I guess it's not that I can't spell
you
I don't know.
this it's 12 feet tall oh my god
bro where the fuck would I put that 12 feet tall 12 feet tall bro I would be up
to like it's me in your room bro that's not gonna fit in my room what the
Fuck I don't I don't we don't need this. No, we don't need this fuck
Explorable
Brazil
Solaron, okay, well
That one I feel like it shouldn't you shouldn't say what it is
I don't know. I don't know now. There I got it. It was Cinelandia, Santa Teresa, Rio de Janeiro,
beautiful place. Wow, you get to walk around much. I think it's been one other time that
There was a bus that drove by the South California.
So I got that one.
That was a beautiful place.
Wow.
Super Mario Galaxy Happy Meal with Drops with Drops.
What do you mean with Drops?
With toys?
With Drops is crazy.
Oh my god. Wow, cute! Launches on 326. 12 collectible toys with clips that convert to keychains.
Oh shit, wait, should I order one? Drops? Wait, drops? Perhaps I should order one.
Let me see.
um
Hehehehe
Let me see if they have it on Uber Eats
Guys, I don't see the Mario Galaxy me on Uber Eats
Damn it. Well, I will check later
Maybe they just just uh, we bought somebody trying to get towed. Oh
Oh, Togo is pretty cute.
Very cool.
With the flagrant dolls, only one have them. Holy shit.
Do McDonald's just not get toys as much anymore?
Or is it that people just always go buy all the toys?
I guess that's technically what Emily's doing.
I feel like I've never seen them. I don't know.
I don't know, I feel like they're going as into McDonald's as they used to be.
I don't know, alright, um, actually this can do it, dude.
I feel like doing Contexto.
Almost, thanks for 26 months.
26 or some more ways to grateful hope you are having a good day.
Almost!
I will try myself first and I will ask Chat to help.
Oh Chat is close.
Chat.
Sleed.
Right.
Right is 70 away.
Chat.
Read.
Write. Write is 70 away.
Sign.
Book.
I guess that.
Write.
Text.
Text is 61 away.
Font.
Word.
Teach.
I will start looking at chat because I found one that was less than 100 or so.
Message. Message is not away. Message, call.
Um...
Mail? Mail is far away.
I enjoy your streamers.
Fun fact, did you know that TV rhymes with Leon Kennedy?
It does it! TV, Kennedy.
I mean kind of
Fairly email is three away
Spam. Oh, I got it. Wow 21 guesses with that's the fast I've ever done it
spam
Amazing
It's a diss on us. Yeah, you guys got called out
Get fucking called out
Tricky nerds.
A little 30 portal. It's safe for lork, right? I've never done that one before.
Did you know about this? Oh, I've heard about Miku Expo. Yeah, I've never been or never tried to go.
Although I have heard a lot of um
people are disappointed when they would go because
a lot of the time they said that they would just play Miku stuff on TV but I think that
maybe they fixed it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
you
I was right. Let me go to the next one.
Ha ha ha! Anyway, anyway, anyway.
Report the stream from all of it!
Dude, where are they even like, you can't even see her feet. She was wearing shoes.
So what's the problem?
What's so crazy about that? Okay, I'm doing react stuff. I'm done talking. I'm done talking
Hello, everyone. This is your daily dose of internet
This kid just realized that he got racially profiled by the pizza man
So I would inside a little Caesar's and I got a pizza and I went back to the court and I was like, oh, they
Didn't ask me for my name. I
See it was on the crazier like that. I'll take it off
This is white boy
White boy
Yeah, dude, I said I wanted a mullet and this is what the barber gave me
I don't think this is a mullet
I guess this is one of the negatives to having a pilot as a husband.
Please pay attention to her safety briefing.
We have a very special guest on board.
My wife is sitting on road 9C8.
Please give her a round of applause and bear a second.
Thank you.
I'll probably have to deal with that after we land in front of you.
Oh, Jesus.
Hello, Coco.
Bye.
He sounds like he loves his wife.
Three, two, one.
Oh, cute.
Cute.
Why are you so far away?
Top-rock?
I'm sorry.
I told you guys.
I told you.
Oh, shit.
You have a coffee table right here and you're going to put it on the couch, really?
If there's a rollerblading olympics, we need to get this grandpa involved.
They took the no soliciting sign very seriously.
Would you like to live anywhere else but the guest house?
That's what we thought.
These two might be the most positive people to ever be in this situation.
I'm flicked over in a semi truck.
This is my brother.
He's not to get out from the bus.
He's standing there.
Me, I'm still in my seatbelt.
You know I'm fired.
It's my first day.
At least he wasn't driving.
Hey, I just made Bernie's and I have a question.
If I held him like this, would it upset you?
I don't like that, Dad.
That's weird. Who the fuck holds a tub and we're like...
He got betrayed by his own dog.
Look at these sausages.
You've got a mind of your own.
I'm genuinely not even touching that sausage.
It's just sitting there.
Can't do.
You're selling me sausage.
This was a coordinated attack.
Hey!
What's up?
He's jumped over the water.
Oh my god.
Right.
This prank didn't go as they'd hoped.
So my favorite thing about Vegas is that we have this micro ecosystem that exists inside
the spotlight.
Oh, the Luxor.
And down here at the bottom you can see all the bugs that are attracted to the light.
And then you scroll up, you see these big bright spots and those are bats that enjoy
eating the bugs that are drawn to the big bright light.
Oh my God.
Oh, there it is.
She's making this for Tommy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I feel like there was a better time to do this.
Keep clicking that one accident, bro!
This little video is called The Mouse on the Blueberry.
The Mouse on the Blueberry!
I can't decide whether her dog is excited or worried for her.
Oh
Truck part
A jeep with a...
Somebody filmed this thunderstorm as they were taking love.
Holy shit, it's since strobing!
I would see a thunderstorm like that.
This part is set up, right?
Yeah, it would be set up.
I can record it on the phone.
This is the Chiba Urban Monitor out in Japan.
in Japan. It is a unique suspended railway system that makes the train look like it's
We should just build those all across America, by B.I.D.
Someone else.
Oh, and that is so nice.
You've probably brought him to me.
He's not air-saving.
I'm gonna throw this into yours to count at the wall, and then I'm gonna replicate the sound it makes.
This is what 200mm of rain does to a waterfall.
You would be dead.
Oh, amazing!
I'm alive!
Amazon delivery drawings are still working out some bugs.
Dust or X, thanks for 3 months.
Why is this shadow getting closer?
Oh, there it is.
Oh my fucking god.
They've never seen...
I don't even like this length of life.
Yeah, I'm totally sending this daily to the internet.
This is ridiculous.
Over there.
Bones and a lawn.
I guess this is why you don't make your own seesaw.
Go stay. Three months walk back.
Remy, Remy, Remy.
I want to do this the last time I was on this drill.
Let's see if I can make it happen.
Oh!
I mean that was a pretty good swing!
This man stretching the horse is an exercise to build respect and trust between the two.
That's how I would treat all my own issues, I have to drink right before I never open
the cave again in a financial crisis.
Ohhhh!
WAH!
Poor little guy just needed a minute.
It was bound to happen.
Hello, hello.
Hello, hello. What are you doing?
I'm so fucking sleepy.
There's my wall record attack.
Fastest time to eat a cheese stick.
I just inhaled that shit.
It took him a moment to realize he wasn't listening to the tension.
I didn't see him swallow. That's disgusting.
Go, go, go.
This restaurant in China serves self-growing mushrooms which rapidly grow when given water.
It's just raw vegetables.
It's kind of just creative.
What's the problem?
Everything's a party in the house.
How have you guys done this?
Whoa!
Hello, fuck!
Magic tricks make my brain hurt so much, bro.
Oh, shit.
Major, Major.
How did I say?
Oh, no.
I'm scared.
Come on.
Don't be.
Just walk a little bit.
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
No.
Oh, it's quite flexible.
The handbrake exists for a reason.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Turn around!
It's behind you!
I can't.
Yes, yes.
I need water.
Straight to the water.
So cute.
That is Yana's video, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very soon.
Later.
Goodbye Mr. Nelly, thank you for another incredible video.
Shall we watch the new tip to tip?
Shall we?
What the fuck is this horror game shit, bro?
I'm not playing this!
Is this a horror game?
I can't tell.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, it's Chella's art! I can't notice the channel name.
Chella's art made a big mistake.
I don't know if I'm a player or not. I already said I'm playing Resident Evil, so, you know.
Imagine you woke up in a randomized city in China and then a bunch of Chinese people came
up to you like a damn zoo animal and they were poking at you because you drive a motorcycle
And you convince them.
For us, we don't have to imagine.
It just happens every morning.
OK.
I'll give you a hug.
They love the lights.
What do you like the lights?
They love the lights.
OK, can I?
Michael, I don't think it's.
Yeah, but you're holding it like it's an ancient Chinese
script.
I think it's this way.
Yeah, I think.
No, it's like Shedoku.
It's like that.
Like what?
That would happen in my dad's road.
I don't think.
I think that's a word.
What do you mean? You can't be gay like that.
Yeah, like that. Like that.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Oh, fuck.
In the part of Malaysia where my mom's family lives,
they get like no visitors, no foreigners there.
And when my dad would be, my dad's a wife guy,
people would ask him and me and my brother
for pictures sometimes just because we were white.
But then other times, like, I remember this one time
we were in this giant food court place,
there were these guys that were like looking at my dad,
like just because he was white they're like oh I gotta get out of here you you dirty white man
welcome back to 10 to 10
I was like oh no no no
they don't fight back or something
oh where's the 207 I miss her already
this is it Michael we're all the 207
all right yeah because we got
but most of our people were super
thankful to the town and the doctor
this should be as free of a dance
possible and I think the weather's
gonna stay this way forever it's a
I say yeah, it's not too cool. It's not my sound right now that again for the rest of our trip
Just interstitial console also boring right now would be really funny in theory in theory that you want
What elevation do you think we're at because we kind of lie yesterday
I mean we went down for sure a bit but like
That initial up is we did I don't think we ever came back down from absolutely not yet feel like
Yeah, yesterday I was having a hard time getting a breath when we got to this town.
I can't tell if it's because it was high up or because we were tired or because my airbag got stuck.
Tadah! Thank you for the five gifted! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! I appreciate it!
I see now Michael smokes cigarettes every day.
Thank you, Tadah.
Well, I didn't even include that because it's just like a daily couple pack.
Just a couple pack? How could that affect my lung?
It's a sailing couple now. I think it's supposed to be a cold.
Small concern, uh, like my gloves are sopping wet.
Ooh!
Yeah, you're actually really cold right now. It cannot be getting better.
I'm in my final form. That's the issue. Like, I don't have any warmer gear than this.
Yeah.
I think this is the coldest day.
Can they not stop to lie here?
This will be the second coldest day, and then it'll warm up as we get north.
I guess we'll have to be hard to find.
It's already a safe way. It can't even ask a lot of questions.
As we go north to Paisley.
Yeah, historically, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
All right, I'll buy it.
Well, we found the city from the guy, Shao Pai.
Shao Pai?
There's a city, apparently, 300 kilometers north
of Shao Pai, which I think is our today's goal,
because 300 kilometers should be pretty achievable.
So hopefully.
Hopefully.
And hopefully, we should get more hours of drive.
It feels like the days go by so fast.
Yeah, dude, and that's the fucking tint that's in curse.
is, you know, like, what, are we on it?
It's always a different number than you think.
Yeah, it always is.
Dude, I got bags on my feet just like last year.
You got bags on your feet?
Yeah.
Dude, what happened last year?
I don't know.
We were so fucking Hokkaido,
and then both of us completely forgot how bad it was.
And then they didn't buy any, like, super awesome.
I mean, you got waterproof boots, which is awesome.
You got no nicer gloves.
You got no nicer fucking,
Yeah, Michael's voice shakes a lot. I think it's because he's a lighter and he's like making up his own cycle.
You know what? I literally looked up a lot of the people I've been trying to sub to here and fucking bitch GPT was like,
No, China is very hairy. It does not rain this time of year. And I'm like, hey, it's not gonna rain once.
Yay
And then it rained more than I've seen in the last two years of my life
Anyway, we're gonna ride down to a seven until we get something
No, I'm not calling him
So we were coming down to a seven just looking for a place to eat a little sun team
best part of the trip and then it just fucking ends you see where that kid's walking yeah i think
it's over there but i don't know i don't you hear that too right here what
I think he said it can go to the 207 oh I think we said because we definitely got
207 across and then he went curry it can go that's good. Yeah, I mean, he's gone
All right, well come see what the 207 looks like
Okay
How does it just end it's like four lanes it's like a four lane road terminates to this
Okay, well just keep just keep power through
Just keep going guys
Wait, this is pretty yeah, is it like whoa beautiful weird tunnel
Okay, this is an interesting pickle brother. I don't know where we are anymore
Okay, whoa
Okay, it's kind of betting north.
We may have just lost the lower eyes though.
How did we do that? How do we keep letting her slip through our fingers?
There's no way. There's no way it's the two of us, right? There's no way.
Yeah, this is... Never in a million years.
We must have just lost it.
Well, we're going north.
Hey, another big highway that you can ride for miles.
I don't know how much else we can do.
All right.
Get a little bit of gas in there.
Thank you for the pie.
Thank you so much.
Oh, a doggy.
So in Japan, I'm lost at the tip, you might remember,
like the combinis.
We'd stop there for food basically every day.
And China is kind of more similar to the states
of the states where a gas station will have a convenience store attached.
The only downside is the selection, kind of like the states, is a lot worse.
So take a look what we have here to eat.
Okay, this is pretty much all the food right here.
Alcohol, gums, one egg, hama, hama, how's it taste, bye-bye, all right let's try this
out.
It looks just like a fermented egg.
Yeah, I don't know what flavor it is, but egg's a good breakfast. Let's try it out.
Oh no!
Yeah, so the egg was good. I dropped it on the ground.
I dropped it on the fucking ground.
That's all right, we have these things. They're awesome.
Rice Krispie treats. This sounds like a hint of caramel in it.
We're out. I think we're good for a bit till Michael has a poop or we get hungry for actual
lunch. Who knows what this road is to be honest. That's what I want to find out. Okay, bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Oh man, I killed an old woman right now. I'm so curious.
We lost the 237 when I was on the S217. So, recipe's the 207. Hopefully we find
her again. Okay, I'm putting it on the fucking screen, bro. Why did she leave
us. I'd like to imagine we didn't lose her. We were with her till the end of her days.
Okay, well hopefully we find a something to eat. A slight deviation from what we were going to do
without the assistance of another because we were going to go down the red road. Can show
which direction the red road is going down because we are going down the S236 barreling
down it because the random Chinese guy on a rickshaw said to. All right then the S236
This is our new menu. Fuck the 207.
Okay, this kid's trolling fucking rocks.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Killed by small child, and then they write pathetic underneath.
Wait, what, what the fuck?
Oh, they're just burning fire.
Okay, that's fine.
Oh, that restaurant seems poppy.
Should we go there?
I'm done.
Okay, Michael, let's take a piss,
but we found a cool lunch spot on the side of the road.
It's like the most poppin' part of town.
They're burning fucking trash there.
Hell yeah.
They're huge blow-up tent to get in.
I didn't realize how hungry was I got hunger shivers so I gotta eat I gotta
eat and this place looks awesome it doesn't it looks so cool it looks
awesome okay I'll just go ask
What time is it now? That's like, 7.30.
Oh, 5 o'clock.
What time is it now? That's like, 7.30.
Thank you. Bye bye.
Unfortunately, we cannot wait three hours.
Yeah, we're too early.
Oh, Los Angeles.
America.
We went to Beijing.
Beijing. We ate Beijing.
200 kilometers.
That's where we're going. What's the name?
How do you say?
Changsha.
And what's this one?
Yongzhu.
That's where we came from.
Song Yongzhu.
Yongzhu, come here.
Yes.
Go to Changsha.
Yes.
I'm just handing out my 99s.
You live here?
This is your home?
This is my house.
You live here?
Oh!
Okay.
Wow!
You speak English?
Good.
What kind of job are you doing?
Business, I'm a business man.
I'm a rich man.
Yeah, a rich man.
A rich man.
Oh, my God.
Full number of moms.
Oh, I'm a rich man.
You got it.
OK.
What's your name?
My name is Li Yun.
This is Chinese.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
All right, so we're a third of the way
through the distance we wanted to travel today.
It's really good.
Yeah, I do need food though.
I would love some food.
I can run another Rice Krispies.
The thing is you have to.
But at a certain point, I need real sustenance.
Yeah, each one hurts.
It's a re-upper.
It's not as good as mine.
It is like, I only got small pots.
I need a big pot.
Yeah.
That's the one you're trying.
What you want?
Oh, you want to show us?
Oh, this is it.
Okay, okay, let's go.
All right, well, we're reaching out to show us
around his place.
He also has a sort of stick sword like, dude,
This guy is the richest dude in town for sure.
100%
He drives like he fucking runs this place.
Yeah, he's the fucking new biker gang.
He's a third year gang, bro.
Yeah, yeah, we're spending it.
Spending it all over China.
Damn, what a fucking bike.
We're with the mayor.
Oh my god.
Hey, didn't get my shit.
We're with the mayor.
Please no honking.
Oh, whoa.
We're going to have to stop this.
Oh, he's going.
Ah, he's going.
Bring us to a damn lookout.
It's a cool look though.
It is a cool look though.
Never in a thousand years would we have found it.
No.
You could have given me hits in the thigh with China.
Kickstand down?
Alright, we off.
Oh!
Damn!
Oh!
Hellless.
Oh!
Oh, volume to the here.
Volume to the here.
Look at that.
Can't play There Goes My Hero by the Food Fighters.
There goes my heroes.
I go over here.
Yeah.
I go over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's like Pete. We're playing IRL Pete.
Oh my god.
This is like a latch, like a place to hold.
God, I want to drink here. This is where cigarettes are awesome, bro. Dude, he's the fucking mayor of this place. Damn!
Oh, that's cool!
Oh, Sandman! They do five different things!
Thanks, Sandman!
Oh!
How are beautiful views!
Ah!
Great factory!
Slabs!
I just want to make the slabs out.
Someone's going to make them.
Oh my gosh!
These are our cities.
No, thank you. No smoke. Smart.
You are the first to my wedding.
Oh, first wedding.
First wedding.
Wow.
No wedding before us.
We have a very small wedding.
It's nice.
Your favorite.
Chinese food.
Your favorite.
Your favorite?
Spicy?
Yeah, spicy.
Spicy?
Spicy.
We're here for a moment.
And we're going to my house to drink a coffee.
Okay.
I cook some family food.
Oh, okay.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go. Okay. Let's go and don't win don't win. How'd you say let's go don't win though woman's all
All right, we're going to this too
And your cock is sliced off
Oh my god, this is the dream, bro. We've been waiting to eat at a dude's house
Fucking accomplish one of the goals
Hey, wait, this is a hot spring!
Here's the monument.
Monument to the heroes.
Alright, let's see how this works.
Take care, Paul.
Wait, wait.
This is sick.
Okay, he just fucking ran.
Yeah, he ran down the whole thing.
Fuck it.
I'm mostly scared of my airbag vest popping on a fall.
Let's go. Let's go.
Eat your stuff. Eat your stuff.
That's his house?
Whoa, what the fuck?
What the hell?
Damn, this is rich.
Damn. This guy.
This guy's rich.
Holy crap.
Easily. Surely.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
We're in front of Lee's house.
We're in Lee's house.
It's fucking gorgeous, bro.
Look at this chandelier.
I didn't even notice it.
I don't know.
The flat screen, like that's the nice TV
I've seen in China.
He stunts on his whole family every day.
He's just TV's lying around.
We're also going to America.
But it's hard to sign.
Sign is hard.
The reason is you said hotter.
Hotter.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, fruit.
Honey grapes.
Oh, thank you.
It's on the side.
Oh, it's so, so hospitable.
Cheers.
To our tongues, you need the juice of piaoling.
Piaoling.
Oh, thank you.
Beer piaoling.
Bum-ba-ra-ee-pum-ba-ra.
Uh, did the Baba live here?
Mm.
My mother, my father, and me.
My daughter was a farmer.
Oh, big family.
What is the name of this village?
Huaqiao.
Huaqiao Village.
Huaqiao.
Next.
Come to Meiguo.
We are from the USA area.
We cook for you. How old are you?
20.
20?
I said he has a daughter.
42.
Oh, 42.
Oh, like what?
He said he had a daughter.
Walsher Sausher.
42, okay.
The answer T.
Oh, no.
This is my friend.
Oh, hi.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
This is Degukha.
Degukha.
Where are you from?
Guangdong.
Do you drink alcohol?
No, I don't drink alcohol.
Thank you.
I did that.
I would break if somebody offered me alcohol in their house from a Chinese man
But we have to drive a motorcycle. Yeah, I just the money said it
I thought of the red trucks in the opposite lane
And it's not a navigated drum. If we if this is 200 kilometers of distance. I call it. I don't mind staying here
Yeah, we seem in a house. Yeah
But we've only gone a hundred kilometers today. So we have to after this awesome dinner
That's the right call.
Crush at least another hundred.
Hopefully more, but probably not.
What time is it?
Nope, we both do the same fucking thing.
Sounds like they're on track.
Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you got me there.
What is your favorite place in China?
Ni...
Ni feichang qi wang.
Doe.
Yunnan.
Ah, Yunnan is in the south of China
Ah, I see
I want to go to the North China Sea
Can you sing Chinese?
Can you sing Chinese songs?
Not the words, no, I know
I like Chinese music
Your favorite English?
What do you like?
He was good, like, almost heaven.
Yes!
Yeah!
Country roads.
Oh, that's amazing.
Oh, I swear to God, it's country roads.
Ha ha ha ha.
Dude, look at the floor.
He made that.
Michael heard rice?
Yeah, he did.
We're gonna dig in an abseil here.
That's his dad in the kitchen.
Chef net up crazy.
Oh, it looks money.
I guess it's rice, but it looks money.
It always looks money.
It's me fun.
Me fun.
Oh, nice.
These are the nicest chopsticks I've ever used.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna give you some of these.
That looks so fucking good.
This gotta be the best meal I've ever had, so good.
So good.
Okay okay okay okay.
It's delicious.
Delicious.
That's good.
Very tasty.
I don't have that.
If you want to eat it,
you can go to Tanganji.
Tanganji is delicious.
My brother!
I'll come clean. I'm using it on a pork belly fan.
Yeah.
Because it's like, it's hard to eat more than like five pieces before it's like, fuck.
Yeah, yeah.
This one's fine. The charon, it's crazy.
Oh, show me.
And that's just egg.
Oh, just egg.
It's sweet. It's a sweet, sweet pork belly.
Shall we?
Do the clap.
Ooh, review, review, coming at you again.
They better both ran for pretend.
All right, boys and girls, we'll review.
It was home cooked for them.
Please, dads, home cooking.
If you find yourself in this town.
If you find yourself at Lee's house.
Yes.
You would expect a, are you ready?
Yeah.
10, 10.
Yeah, yeah.
He's, all right, song, nine, three.
Oh, you left there.
Okay, that's pretty good above nine. That's pretty good. That's money and the circumstances. Yeah, I mean you can't ignore
Yeah, that's fair. You have to talk about one of our highest ratings
That deserves every every number
How's the house?
Shut up the alpha memory forever. I'm just gonna reach out when I when it comes out. Oh, yeah
What is that?
Oh, carrots.
That's like a way to say about a visible verse.
3D3 tag fighter comes out April 30th.
What a cut.
And it's got the stuff quality.
He's right in front of the camera.
I'm scared of him.
Thanks for watching.
I know.
So that big festival we saw,
it happens every day.
It's been happening every day for a month.
grandma turned 104 and it's like a celebration of her life I think she's
not doing well and so they're there every day practice lunch and dinner eat
holy crap we're just cool
what's your card let's go see 10 years that's a beautiful you take great care
of it you need the multi-sure this is cool and then his grandpa shut up and
and his brother. Got the whole family out here.
She diets her female. I thought I said she's not doing it.
Oh yeah, that's good, that's tough. That's tough.
This is the best. I wish it wasn't like 60 miles from where we came.
Yeah.
So we could chill here.
Oh, oh, sure, sure, sure.
He's the nicest man alive, he's so nice.
You are very nice.
Very nice.
Thank you guys, we're going to live 100 years.
Do it, do it, do it.
Any problems, we'll get you up.
Thank you, thank you.
All right.
Bye bye, thank you.
I don't want to live to 100.
Bye bye.
You're the longest time, bro!
Let me go!
I know.
Dude, he gave us so much.
He gave us everything he had.
We asked for food, and Lee gave us food.
We asked for company, and Lee gave us company.
We asked for coffee, and Lee gave us coffee.
He offered us more, too.
He gave us everything he said. He said, take more.
Sleep here.
sleep here and we said we said we can't take anymore
we cannot yeah I can't take more from you all we have to give him our cigarettes and he doesn't smoke
that is not all how I thought today would go
no no I thought we'd get all those really cool houses there
I thought it was gonna rain we're gonna be sad and it's gonna be like a
Hokkaido day where we end up fucking 200 kilometers north miserable and wet
and soon as sun came out and we made a friend it was the happiest nicest day
so far
The big town that we know this 200 kilometers away, which I don't know if we can make anymore
I mean you drive into the night. I'm down honestly. I'm down to drive into the night
I feel like we don't really need to like you said my heart is so full
Well, I'm full for today. I think I should just be to cross 200 kilometers into the night
So down was
Twist the fucking throttle and listen to fucking fucking fucking music.
Hell yeah!
Let's go!
Drive, muscle, and die!
Let's die!
Wee reading the local paper to foreigners, the first two to ever visit town splattered
across truck.
I just need to see what you say about that.
Small update, we just got a boss call from the RV.
And apparently if we keep going into this city right here, we'll get in trouble.
So we have to decide where we want to go.
And we just saw a glimpse of an old lover, the 207, leaving the S-236, which did bring
us Lee in many good times into the 207 we go, we miss you.
I miss you so bad.
I wasn't even doing that much on our break really.
On the point I do in the break.
Me?
I ate some food, I should I should I should in a big toilet
So we're going back to 207 and hopefully that roads chill. We don't get another boss call
But yeah, there's two two you can do we can't go on highways also certain cities
Yeah, this is one of them cities usually big cities, but I guess some cities can just be like fuck motorcycles
Maybe it is a huge city. I don't know. Yeah, it could mean progress
It don't look used. No it looks like every other fucking city we drive through every five minutes. True.
All right, 207 montage incoming. We'll see you guys there.
So
This is where we are and we don't know how to escape the city. We were like fucking feeling so good after leaves
We're gonna drive 200 kilometers ended up in a city that I don't know if we're allowed to be in a in B
I don't know how to fucking leave. We just kept pushing usually when we keep pushing
We just like over and smash our way out of the situation, but yeah, this time somehow
I don't know how in the middle that like it's a dense city
There's form when I don't know how that happened this road leads to nothing, but ruin you think going down this road won't work
Yeah, fuck it. That's your major
This does not
There's a fucking car, huh wait
Is that is it a dirt hill? I do see a dirt hill to the left. I'm hoping there's something to the right
Jesus you ever done a hill climb? Nope. Huh? What's in the tail?
Mostly entry speed is the most important part
Better get some good revs going for sure
Honestly, yeah, I don't think so because I think the cars must have just come down and then be driving back, right?
No, we should have a turn around.
Fuck, that is actually the end of the road.
Okay, well, uh, speedrun sequence of us just backtracking through...
You're gonna see it? Basically, everyone's backyard.
My hope that this gets us out of the city is long.
I feel better about it, because people are in front of us going the same direction, instead of just going the opposite direction.
Can't get some left here?
Dude, that's what my fucking taint told me just now.
I like listening to your taint. I'm gonna listen to your taint.
There's no way! There's no way!
We'll all come around to the 207.
There's no way!
We found it again.
Okay.
Fuck, dude, that's crazy.
I can't believe we found the 207.
That sounds crazy. That's crazy.
That's just how you have to do the 207.
You know, there's probably the exact route that old man had in mind
when he said, yeah, this place to the 207.
Yeah, you have to go through my boy Lee's town.
I'll get to you with him for a while.
All right, back on the 207, let's hope this,
I mean, if it's not north, it's fine.
We can backtrack pretty soon.
It's fucking north.
Dude, that's crazy.
Piggy girl, piggy girl.
You gotta take me back.
Take us back.
You gotta take, you know he's not good for you.
He's no good for you fucking cars, these trucks.
They hurt you.
All right, 207, put 200-7 kilometers,
Close of the night.
Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts.
Let's just skip a night.
Let's skip a night.
Skip a night of sleep.
They call it a cams track.
Yeah, you love it when they do that shit.
Wait, did that say hot spring?
Okay, okay.
It's a non-foam tourist resort
and there's a picture of a dude in like a bath.
Please be a beautiful majestic resort
with hot dinner ready to serve.
Oh, yes.
Oh my God.
Holy...
Whoa!
Oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking about the water, how I would kill on my body.
So yeah, this isn't a fucking hotel. We thought it was an awesome hotel.
This is not a hotel, this is a...
Bong-jian.
Look at this. Go down.
Bong-jian.
A room. It's a room.
Bong-jian. That's what that guy said. He said, um...
Even though audio wasn't really but he said you stupid stupid white bastard monster
Here we'll do the voiceover right now
On the signs it doesn't say famous water
Restaurant, you know how speak English bro. Dude resort meant resort in fucking gopoosh on and we miss that too
Yeah
Well next year Michael
只有住间 do you have a hotel?
你有住间 do you have a hotel?
住间在那里?
住房住间?
It's crazy how close all those words are at each other.
后面?
This is a cool place!
What?
Are you going to eat for two?
Did I drive fucking a line?
Yeah, to the restaurant for two?
Of course!
I'm going to eat!
I think she's following me away from here.
I think she followed us away here.
Oh my god! Oh, thanks for the 10!
Thank you!
Thank you all!
Thank you so, so much!
Oh my god!
Oh, that's a beautiful room!
Dude, as we get further up, I think the accent gets worse and worse.
I think you have...
Soho.
Oh, she's in.
Room tour.
Room tour!
Hey guys, what's up?
It's a beautiful room, but we feel bad that you guys can see it, but you can't smell it.
So in the upper part of the screen right here, we're going to put what the screen smells like.
I was like, how do you do that for a camp?
Can you need to just breathe out?
Just because smoke naturally comes out of your lungs?
Just constantly be swimming to see and blow it into the camera while we're in the tour.
It smells like cigarettes. That's the fucking thing.
It smells like cigarettes, but we said it like 10 times.
Let's go eat dinner, bro.
Can you eat the yellow chicken inside?
Can you?
Put a table over there.
You can eat the yellow chicken inside.
We rode across the river.
Okay, okay.
Okay, we ordered it.
It was stressful.
So anyway, we're waiting to eat.
She said they're out of rooms, so we don't know where we're eating.
We're just kind of out of room right now.
six. Is that our room number? That's what I think. And I was like, are we eating in our fucking room?
Which I'm down for. Like that's kind of hype. Yeah, that's cool. That's like a... I don't know if that's
the case. It smells worse, Michael. Why wouldn't you say that? Because the heat is like making the
cigarette smoke thicker. It's actually just a guy in there smoking cigarettes. I'm so glad
cigarettes. So. Very popular in America right now.
Are you eating a small one?
Oh shit that's, is that rice?
I'm in now.
Oh sorry.
More.
Yeah I don't like dates either but at least minks don't smell like you.
Oh.
Is it?
This is good.
Okay okay.
What is?
Me one me five me one me five.
Dude, it's a freaking drama of it, okay. Well, we're gonna enjoy this food
Why go hey why go every single chicken foot before I've never eaten the chicken for the scary, okay?
We got bok choy me fun
Chicken's kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie like
first off I
Don't know what pieces to eat cuz some are just garlic cloves. Yeah some of the scarlet clothes on this bones
Most phones. Do you think this is a drama of flat?
They're personally like all flats
Yeah, we just finished about on the chicken and while we were eating our meal
No to the door yeah kids came to the hotel door because they discovered that we are
are
YouTubers who are going from Guangzhou all the way to Beijing on Motorcycle
Yeah, children came to us flocking to us because we were white and they were all shy
But they wanted a picture because we're the first whites they've ever seen
The kids wanted to show us a flower
We didn't set this up
No, just to be clear we didn't set this up
The kids said they wanted to show us a flower field
That's cool
The flower field
Anyway, that'll be tomorrow, but now it's sleepy time.
We're doing our normal nighttime routine, where Mike will take a shower and I fall asleep.
Wait, on the push-ups.
We did 100 yesterday.
And today we ate three toxic calories in Fort Holy.
You don't think I look pretty?
I didn't think I looked pretty.
All right, good night.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains,
and in the middle of the river, life is older than the trees.
Younger than the mountains, hanging over me.
Country roads, take me home to the place.
I belong West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country road.
I love that.
Yay!
What?
They're good.
That's another awesome episode.
Yeah.
He knew way more than I thought he would.
He knew more than you.
Super cool.
Context for the episode.
Oh.
I have to prove I'm not a klinker
He lost a family member and we are grooming Luna
Luna is what we in the professional grooming lot. I was like, what the fuck is that for real though?
He's lost a family member was at the funeral banquet when he ran into these two goofballs and still hosted them warm
Oh, so he was at a funeral and they're like can we oh my god, so they walked up to a funeral like can we eat?
I'm sure that no one was they they probably understood that they were just lost
Later, he even tactically told them grandma isn't doing well,
instead of telling them she had already passed away,
trying not to dampen these two goofballs' mood
while traveling through China.
That's so sad!
But it seemed like he had fun hanging out with them.
Oh...
Poor, poorly.
He's such a nice guy.
Go in the hole!
How man, how the fuck?
Oh my fucking god man.
Oh, damn.
In the name of Hades, let's begin.
I know why you wanted me to watch that!
I cannot stop Cronos and Milo.
Move into me.
Our power now is yours.
They're going to love this.
You shine so bright it hurts!
Why are you here vengeance for my family?
Say thank you for the link.
I'm not gonna say thank you for the link alright.
I think it is motherfucking gaming time.
It is gaming time.
I'm going to start a little bit earlier today since I did so much reacting yesterday.
I'm going to try to finish this game today so I can start Resident Evil tomorrow.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I still can't get the fucking QSMP thing to work.
Like, it just does- I don't know what to do.
to do. Nick, aim D for the five gifted. Thank you. They did tell me to send my error logs
tonight though, so I will do that and maybe they'll help you out and help me figure it
out. Thank you Nick for the five. It's time to play the gum.
Oh, Josie, thanks for the 21 months.
All right.
Time to play the gum.
All right.
OK, I think.
Whoa, I chat so fast now.
Look at that.
Should I change my hoodie or keep the American one?
Oh wait, let me move my camera.
All right, that should be good.
What do you guys think?
Oh my god, they're from everywhere.
They said Bulgaria, Paraguay, Vietnam, Barbados.
All right, I'll keep the America one.
Sheesh.
OK, I think that the mods I have right now are fine.
I have low sanity. Very low sanity hallucinating low view count.
How do I raise my sanity?
Is it helpful or strictness? I might have to add the high Arbiter Rexar back.
Just for a bit.
Get my sanity raised.
Chat, am I alpha?
Oh shit okay I guess these are my roommate's rooms hello.
Wow ask for rent or be offended.
Rents do, so I'ma need that new sub money.
Your bald ass was late on your shit by a week last time.
Bro, I just ordered a new SkySidapse bro from yesterday.
Give me two of my next twinge bay check-ins, and I got you.
This ain't a homeless shelter, bro.
You live here, you gotta pay.
Otherwise, take your broke ass to the camp behind the house.
There's a camp behind the house?
Okay, okay, dude.
Chill. I have a sponsor stream this week.
I'll get you that.
You better.
Or your bald ass is out of here.
Damn, he rules this place with an iron fist.
Oh my gosh.
Not a very nice landlord, unlike me.
No, I will not punch him. That will earn me a band.
Yes, what do you need?
I am currently streaming. My average viewers have jumped from 1,800 to 2,201 week.
Must be the sub-a-thon.
Keep listening or talk about your own stream.
Yeah, I'm streaming too. Been getting a lot of viewers recently with the card openings. Got a crazy host last night
My slips sometimes have been well recently too. Posted a fortified victory around compilation recently, and it hit 300,000 viewers today
Oh, I lost 30 viewers
So I'm bringing the sub-a-thon back and pulling out the drone again. People are hyped
And if I wrap my sub-a-thon early this week, my viewers will probably make a shreddit post about how it's a failure
makes for a good recap content yeah I got a few collapse coming up to not gonna
straight up say who but all you gotta know is that it's way bigger than the
ones you've had yesterday Christ in absence mod hosted me and it turned into
an offline check effectively not what I expected but I expect this to increase
my week by 32% turn into an offline check okay don't piss me off bro
remember the rules you stay under my viewer count or else we're gonna have
a problem. Uh-oh. Drama. How do I go outside? Chat, we're going to the top of-
Oh shit, it's Jared! I'm all out in my dealer-sloky ghost in my ass. I still got some ketamine,
but I'm eating up you right now. What's your fucking problem? Since we moved to LA,
all you've been doing is coke. You got a problem, man. All I've been doing? You
You gotta be captain, dude. You forget that I've been managing your users' ass this whole year?
Gerard is my manager now. Yo, Kyle! Whoa, I got 10 gifted from Kyson Apps!
Oh my God, no freaking way! Kyson Apps, I love your streaming drone. It's so hecking awesome.
Hey guys, the real Kyson Apps. So cool.
You would've slipped into a relevant CFDX game clip.
Thank you, cops and apps for the 10.
Can I get some Ws?
You would've slipped into a relevant CFDX game clip.
Agree or get defensive.
Alright, you right, bro.
I gotta hit a new clip or some shit soon.
If you can't be the same since then.
You gotta keep your, uh, your close to some shit that's happening, you know?
Yeah, no shit. You got lazy after your stream blew up, bro.
It's time to bring the IRL back.
I heard the president is visiting here soon.
That wall that opened across the street is part of his bring back jobs from India project or some shit
What the fuck?
No shut president cleat is cornered
No, why?
So he's going to give us speech or something?
Wait is it actually us fans voicing it?
Yes dude, please
He starts funding all American malls or some shit
It had a soft fucking word
It's only the bottom floor that opened
But the press is coming here for a grand opening in a week
Oh my god
You've got to get big enough to get an interview with them
Like how Caden Ross did.
Fucking hate Caden Ross, man.
He stole my fucking name as it's new.
Yeah.
It's stacked, dude.
You've got to talk his interview.
Just handle the viewer's part, and I'll figure out the rest.
Get $30K, and I can sell the interview.
$30K?
And huge.
Otherwise, your only option left is right wing grifter.
Oh, no.
Can you give me some content tips, please?
You know of any good content I could start with, bruh?
You're a polo player, thinking for the five months.
Yeah dude, go start shittin' them all, or the homeless can't find our house.
Heard some shit about murders happen around here too.
Murders?
Oh gosh, there's a crime scene.
Yeah, I'm sure you have streamer houses on this block as well.
Could go there and start drama, but they probably won't let you in unless you got clout.
Alright, bet, bruh.
I'll be back when I hit 30k.
Dude, there's other streamer houses on the street.
Oh my god, there's online TV!
No way!
Star!
Hi there, do we know you?
Um, who lives here?
Yo, who lives here, uncle?
This is the online TV house.
You know, Double Jade, Daisy Peachu?
They live here.
I'm the founder and owner of the org.
Did you mean?
Damn, Shadi, you kind of let yourself go.
No, I'm Stara.
I'm the one who owns online TV.
Did you use an even a part of the org anymore?
Doubt him or question him.
Yeah, no, she's the owner, bro.
No one even knows who you are.
Oh my god! How dare they disrespect my goat Scarra like this!
Don't be ridiculous. I'm the leader of online TV.
Josh Cloudhead, thanks for the sub!
Yeah, alright. Leader of online TV.
You look more like a doorman, so do your job of watching it for me.
I'm not sure if you're a doorman.
Only if you're worth knowing. Show me your stats.
Oh! Um, do I have enough viewers to impress Starra?
Alright, take a look. I'm worth it, bro.
No, you don't have enough viewers. We have standards
17,000 okay, I'll have to come back later
Is this a streamer house? Oh wow sports cars in the front
Holy shit. Oh my god. It's in center street. Oh my god
Who's Gerard? You talking about stable Gerardo?
Ask her to say it ask what she's doing. Oh my fucking god
So, what are you doing out here?
This is the fuse clan house. I'm the newest on a rarity.
Wait, I forgot about that. I thought that it was real.
And I was like, wait, why didn't she tell me about that?
And then when I went out there, they were all like, oh, you didn't know?
You didn't know? And I was like, no. And then later she's like, Amy, I have to tell you
I feel bad because I think that you believe it. I didn't actually join Faze, you know that right?
And I was like, what? I genuinely believed it for like three days.
I know what it is. I'm asking you what you're doing out here at the door
They told me to stand out here and open the door for people
Ask her to come in mark her
Freaking out who's the bagels at who's clan member by the way? Hey, you better be fucking nice
I'm the one who decides to let you in or not. Show me your social vain stats. I chill look. I'm pretty famous
not nice try you ain't got the cloud to be here yeah okay I need 17,000
I have no notoriety right now so hello oh my god that guy's eyebrows just
disappeared there's gotta be stuff to do on the beach right
anyone good right now yeah okay but now fucking of stuff gives me like a
100 viewers on the beach is fucking filthy you
Why is there a wall of green over there?
Los Angeles is disgusting man
Los Angeles sucks damn look at the car
That's the online TV house
Luna, my moon and stars. It's me again. Earthlord 415. This marks my 58th letter now. Don't
worry, I don't lost count. Winky face. Hope. I'm closing it. I run a little bit further.
Gosh, do you see all that blood?
Uh-oh.
I'm so crazy now, ladies.
I've seen it in the prime!
Broke got deleted over there.
Live street top shit.
Holy cow!
This is like the fifth broad daylight murder recently.
What the hell is going on in this city?
I hope that there's a serial killer and they had to see your voice.
Imagine that, or maybe that's too obvious for the script.
You can't be...
Oh God.
You shouldn't be seeing this.
You know damn well I ain't some back alley pansy, Davis.
I ain't got time for nonsense, so cut the act and tell me who the poor sap is.
Do I know you? I'm Officer Wesson, not Davis.
Why are you talking like that?
I'm just here to scrape the truth out the gutter, goddammit.
Now quit stalling and give me the lowdown on the staff.
Jesus Christ, you really wanna know?
He's a John Doe.
Apparently, it was murdered in broad daylight.
No idea on him.
So no one knows who he is.
The second who did this cut the victim's chin clean off.
Disfavored him bad.
It's pretty gross.
Cut the chin off.
Any eyes on the scene, Davis?
Somebody had to see murders like this don't happen in a
vacuum.
Thanks for a five, you did.
And on this test pool of the city, don't talk.
Thank you.
We question the people who found the body, but
nothing usable.
Worst part is some poor girl was murdered here last
week, too.
You just ain't asked the right questions.
And now someone else is dead.
Looks like I'm taking the wheel on this one, as usual.
Alright.
Let's figure this shit out and interrogate the witnesses.
Do you see all that blood? Things are getting so crazy nowadays.
Evening, Toots. Jeopardy catch what happened here earlier.
Be a peach and tell me, would you?
Oh goodness, what was that you called me? Toots?
What a charming old fashioned gentleman you are.
I'm risen for that.
Don't talk sweet to just anyone, Toots.
You're one of a kind, let me tell you.
Oh my, what a forward young man you are!
Um, Tansy your question though? No, I didn't see anything. I just got here while taking a jog. So tragic.
Oh, anonymous! Thanks for 10!
Thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you!
That's a damn shame though. If you remember anything, you let me know, won't you?
Well, she doesn't know anything.
You catch the show kid? See the killing happen? Any faces you can remember?
Bruh, he just got like, unalive type shit.
You see what happened to what kid?
I need something to work with here.
And I gotta know if you got the skinny on who did this.
Nah, bruh. I just got here.
Shit's wild though.
Broke out unsubscribed from life type shit.
Dude, he's not saying anything useful.
I'll stay out of trouble kid.
I'll catch you stirring the pot.
I won't be so friendly next time.
I got nothing!
Holy cow!
This is like the fifth broad daylight murder recently.
What the hell is going on in this city?
You catching anything going down, pal?
I'm digging for leaves and right now you're the only shovel I got.
Wow, that was a good one.
Um, well, I watched these cop videos on the internet.
Maybe these murders are from what's called a copycat.
You know what I'm saying?
What makes you think it's a copycat, pal?
You know something about the killer?
Uh, no. I just learned that stuff from those videos.
They also don't say the killer.
It's called an unsub.
It means unidentified subject.
I'll call them shit on a shoe for all I care pal. Thanks for nothing. No scram. This is my crime scene
Wow that was a waste of time
Oh, it's you again. What do you want kid? This is an active crime scene
I gave him the full treatment Davis nothing but blank stares. They're a dead end
Yeah, that's what I said already. Can you go away now kid?
can't work blind Davis if I don't lay eyes on the stuff I can't do a damn thing
to solve this case step aside and let me take a look I've had a chance at hell
kid my 100 real soon here so get out of our way
cadence journal entry 405 Davis says I can't see the body makes you wonder if
he's keeping something on the wraps and maybe Davis is suspicious cop is in
this grimy town stop playing by the book a long time ago maybe it's time
my tour a few pages out myself.
I can hear you, you know.
Clipfish.
What the hell are the corridors?
Distract the coppers, investigate the crime scene.
How do I distract the cops?
I fuck with the car.
Perfect.
All right, let's take a look in here.
body on the floor bolt cut outdated kid never learned to get with the times now
he never will I will examine the face wait that face painfully recognizable it's
grassy grassy is here thought the killer mutilated his chin no that's just what
he was a whole joke bro he's on the body useless cops labeled 2150 plage
Wait, that's right next door to our house grassy was our neighbor
Was our neighbor Western is did the killer know whose life he was taken or was grassy just a random slaying
Either way time for a rebrand grassy was here
One cadence journal entry 406 blood on the pavement
Still warm truck snakes around but grassy's body once laid like a shadow of his career
Yeah, city doesn't mourn shadows steps over them forgets them like LSF's flavor of the month
Whoever did this was confident. They wouldn't be seen. I don't blame them. They've gotten good at this
The murder of a knife knife
Not just any knife
Bayonet I've played enough see a soda trace. It's shaping my sleep
No marble fades skin on it though pathetic
until I'm made up for it another way by peeling back grassy skin like his
career off the face of the earth they're just going after it Jesus someone
wanted to send a message but I don't read chat I read blood all right now
Now we're going to go check out Grass's house and see what we can find.
Anything suspicious?
Oh.
Anything suspicious?
Chad, is it a little bit?
Photo frame on the nightstand.
Her girlfriend didn't think he had it in him.
Guess you don't need a chin to get lucky.
She's smiling in the picture, and has no idea
that her boyfriend is currently cooking
on the hot L.A. pavement.
I need to figure out who she is.
I need to find her.
She'll meet a man to comfort her during this hot time.
All right, you got a girlfriend?
Business card on the ground.
Clean font, too clean.
Back reach, made wholesome.
Sad like a pansy cereal company.
Never heard of it.
You are Co-Printed Death Center.
Wonder where it leads.
Oh, oh, new mod.
Gloving and sliding master?
I will gen you on to logically dea- what is de-glove?
Every talk, chut and chat do not doubt me.
Oh my god, his stats aren't even that good.
Sammy, thanks for the two months!
Don't Google it!
As in take their gloves off!
I assume it's like something horrible.
No, not good.
Well, I think we don't want that mod then.
He sounds like not a very nice guy.
What more thing I'm looking for?
Something I have yet to discover in this house.
And three slices of pizza.
Murder!
Slip slap the last month, stabbed 81 times.
OFGOL last week found boz'd.
Surprisingly dressed, hit the toe.
Looks like someone's targeting content creators.
Seems to be answered the question.
Grassy was a no-rand though.
This was planned.
Yes.
OK.
Do I connect the clues?
Yo, this shit farms, bruh.
Alright, how do I connect the clues?
Oh, it's telling me exactly where to go.
What does it all mean?
Fuck!
At Gronk is this real.
Gronk replies, unfortunately I don't know anything about Maid Wholesome, however the only fan's
model, Little Lush, mentioned in the newspaper who was murdered is the same girl in the
picture frame.
while she's body was found last week I started her residence at 2151 plague avenue
so his girlfriend's already dead
oh no
oh my god I'm so clean sometimes
I'm in holy shit that's a fuck ton of amazon boxes that's a
A Schremerhaus classic.
Luna Lush's house. I can still smell her aroma on the walls.
Fishy. Computer still on. Probably find grassy in our OF inbox if you tried.
Topstint touch it. Figures. Too busy admiring the view.
Kind of a business car, look at our discord messages.
Her messages. She was talking to a recruiter representing,
would you look at that, made wholesome, recruited, pitched the service,
pharmacy and redemption, digital detox, reputation rehab,
perfect for the cancels, the disgraced, the dirty. No sir, 8X, thanks for 15 months.
She wanted out, probably tied up being called an online prostitute.
Seems grass, he was looking for a redemption too. Need to bait out the killer.
We need to retrace Luna and grassy footsteps someone's clearly targeting people on this program
Maybe it's the it's the recruiter themselves
Reserv to our viewers
Smoother than a top shelf bourbon. I'm about we pencil in a little rendezvous just you me and the moonlight
I can see what you've read that does. This content of yours, this behavior, it sends
from a need to be a spectacle. The first step on our program is recognizing that degenerate
content stems from ego. A narcissistic view of the world. Cleansing this is the goal.
Your first task will be to humiliate yourself and public to make a fool of yourself. Now
for the views before your soul. We'll be watching.
Click.
Well, that should be enough, right?
No time for introductions, no time for questions.
Just straight to the program.
Emiliate yourself in the center of the mall.
OK, I can do that.
Seems easy enough.
Where is the mall?
Here we go.
Over here.
Chat, you know this whole thing's pre-recorded, right?
Proo.
Push another quest.
Don't touch my car back up or I'm gonna beat your ass on God!
Weez, thanks for 10!
Thank you!
Thank you Weez, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Chill, bruh. I just wanted to ask about your whip.
Is that a Lambo?
No!
It's a McLaren and cost me 200 grand.
Holy shit, it's fake!
Looks like a team new McLaren, bro.
Fake as hell.
It's not fake, bro. Shit's real as fuck.
Fuck let me drive it then only way to prove it
Why would I let you do that because I'm kind of a big deal don't you know who I am wait?
I think we met before you from April 1 damn straight. Oh, yeah
I was asshole to this guy. I forgot this guy's from chapter one
Yeah, you weren't there risk, bro
My g-batty might want to do a little photo shoot with it. You're scannin with a hose
Sorry, bro
Good shot, should we gamble?
Don't be a gambling.
Alright, ready?
Humiliation ritual, center of the mall.
Said it was part of the process. Part of being made wholesome.
But public shame don't scam me. I wear the clown paint like a crown.
piss and shit yourself slap and hit yourself um oh fuck I just aggroed
fucking snipers um what do you guys think of first tell social media what
you're gonna do bra I low-key fell off oh humiliation ritual of public
I'm a ugly fat fuck loser everyone and follow me. I'm done with streaming
Yay!
Big fat overgrown baby who wet my diaper. Look at me. I'm replaceable. Look at me.
I got a message! Congratulations! You've proven you're willing to start your healing journey
and purify your online presence. The next step is to abandon your fake job and volunteer
at the mall's pizzeria, learn humility and the plight of the common man.
Okay, um...
Hey!
Confused or roleplay, um...
We know you're trying to meet up with the kid where is he though what do you do to our actor?
He's next to the stroma
What what's a stroma stroma what stroma dick and eat my nut bro. I got him chat
What we got the wrong guy shit bro. Where do you say the guy was bro?
He ran he freaking got away shit. I will help me. Let's lose one
Oh, so you guys pito hunting I can help on God. I could give you the name of one
I canceled his ass at twinge con you look pretty young dude. You be our bait
I don't know where the hell or actor ran off to and we need to catch someone for today's stream
Down bro. This is gonna be content
I go for with some dudes and see if any of them are DTF give us the signal and we'll jump them
Ask me for this shit, bro. This is a free country
Chat, can you speak content?
Oh no!
I was terrorizing these Japanese people in here, bro.
What? Who fucking cares?
But, why?
For money? For trout?
I've said it a hundred times, I don't give a fuck!
I'm a social path!
Put this in your next video essay.
I don't give a fuck!
Damn, so like, this one, this shit get you a lot of views?
Yeah, I'll do whatever the fuck I want!
Makes you people talk about me. I don't give a fuck. I'll be racist. I'll just respect your fuck-ass cultures
Come do something about it, bitch. Hmm. Nice
Oh, I got a quest to terrorize the sushi restaurant
Let me grab all the quests
Hey, man, you need to do but I sell
No.
Stream Academy? Wow.
Hello, welcome in. Are you a current student or are you looking to enroll?
Question or crash out.
What the fuck did you just say to me, asshole?
Did you just assume it was gender?
Yeah, see, I don't know where you've been studying, but that joke is only funny to Elon Monk.
Pfft... if you enroll, we could help you save today with better rage bait.
MMMMMM...
Really what, bruh?
Fuck is this place?
Oh wait, this is Rosie!
Oh, so people do multiple characters?
I hope Sears the Serial Killer...
But it is a mystery right now...
This is Stream Academy.
After the success of Streamer University and seeing how much demand there was,
Kai Synapse founded this franchise.
He doesn't sound like Rosie at all. He like removed his Australian.
We have over 100 locations across the country.
Each one teaches us how to succeed as a streamer with our hands-on bootcamp.
Yeah, maybe you guys could teach me a little something.
Can I start today? What classes you'll get?
Sure can. We've got our intro course with units like Intro to Comedy and Intro to Networking.
If you have enough viewers, you can take our advanced courses too.
I bet. I'm Caden Brentley. Put my name down for today's classes.
Okay, Caden. Since you don't have 15kp viewership, you're only eligible to do our standard course currently.
Once you have enough viewers, you can take the additional premium course.
For now, I've enrolled you in our standard course.
Step into the classroom. They'll be starting shortly.
Okay.
Hello.
Good afternoon, class. Let's begin. Welcome to Stream Academy. You know me as Deontay. But in here, you will address me as Professor.
Yay, Professor Deontay.
You will learn the fundamentals of streaming, and at the end, specialize in a part of your choosing to expedite your growth.
Okay.
We shall waste no time, so pay close attention. Turn your textbooks to Unit 1, and chart a comedy, The Fundamentals of Funny.
Oh, I would like to ask a question.
Oh! Oh, to be funny? Um, mocking people or baiting people?
Um, abating people, of course.
Room 4 on WebFlix is pretty funny.
Room 4, I've not heard of it.
Room 4, he's nuts in your mouth.
Ha ha ha, got him.
Impressive.
But sometimes simpler is better.
After decades of research, he developed a couple simple equations that are cheap,
comedy, right this down.
and we love and we love and we love
thanks for 23 months
equation number one random equals funny
uh huh random equals funny
I am good at equations with letters in them
can you explain in basketball terms?
no Mr. Bruntley
I cannot let me elaborate
well I guess the next rule of comedy is loud equals funny
unexpected things trigger something unexplainable
and the average low IQ viewer,
which is what you can assume 99% of your viewers are.
You get it.
Oh, okay.
So like, I show haste barking randomly.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
I show haste.
Exactly.
But there's actually another equation
that haste was using there,
which I think is the more reliable.
Loud equals funny.
Equation number two.
Yeah!
Equals.
Yeah!
Loud!
You mean like this?
Almost but your drone's audio quality is too high a fidelity
Yeah, you need a shitty mic so it fucking peeps aka your mic is ass
But your first assignment you will purchase the load
Mike you can find then come back here. Why are we going to administer your first exam? Yeah, I take off. Thanks for 37 months. Oh
Shit, okay. He wants me to get a shitty headset Mike
Oh yeah.
Hello.
Oh my god that's so many viewers.
Hey!
Nice to meet you, bro.
I'm Stray's on Twitch.
I just got a quarter, so I'm here to take my Sheena next level.
Oh yeah.
Heal bro, why is it just you and me here?
I thought everyone in LA was a wannabe streamer.
I expected a bigger class.
Oh!
This place been open for a while now.
Everyone's already finished the boot camp.
You're kinda late to the game.
Well, I guess I am too.
So what were you, a make-a-wish partner?
Ooooo slate.
No.
I got an average of seventy five when I got it man.
That's normal for getting partnered.
You should see my streams.
I do impressions and take requests from chat.
Okay, show me one of your impressions bro.
Okay, do you wanna hear ludevig?
Oodskit?
Give me ludevig impression though, bro.
Okay, uh-
Mine is 34 viewers!
Guys, it's time for me to rain QT.
That was awful.
Shut that shit up burger-ass impression, bro
Oh, was that not good? Sorry. I'll stop. Let me know if you still want to be friends though
I know we were friends. I guess it's my first streamer friend
The holiest walk straight through the door
Blackjack
Oh, I'm gonna do five dollars
Blackjack's stack.
Uh.
No!
My five dollars!
Okay, well now is where I double.
Uh.
Okay.
Come on.
Yeah!
Happy 31 months.
Call of Rates, thanks for the 31 Bones.
Okay, I'm outta here. Goodbye.
Hello? That's not the cross guy.
Oh yeah, this guy for real looks like a predator.
What? I didn't hear you. Sorry, I had my earbuds in.
Yo, real quick. You play any games? Like, um, what do kids play?
Uh, do you play Roblox?
Oh, yeah, I played Roblox with my son. It's surprisingly really fun.
Lots of creative kids making cool games on there.
Beat him or keep it friendly? Does that have to beat him?
Oh, yeah. You like playing with kids?
I'm just 13 and I don't have many friends. Maybe we can play?
Uh, no thanks. That'd be a little weird.
I'm sure you can find kids your age to play with.
Hey! W. Rando!
Oh, so you don't think I'm hot or anything?
Well, you prefer, huh? 12-year-olds?
Whoa, whoa, what? What are you talking about? No.
Yeah, I know what you are, bro. I told you I'm 13 and you kept talking to me.
What? You're the one who came up to me, kid. Just get away.
Oh, so just because I came up to you means I want it? You disgust me.
Wait, no! Wait, no, no, he was so nice.
Now I can only call the, the, the Pito Hunter over, beat him up myself.
Oh no, what do I do?
Um...
Oh, no.
Oh, here he comes.
Oh, god.
Well, I finished the quest.
I'm sorry.
Hey, welcome to Dubai Macha. How are you today?
I'm terrible.
You're doing really awful, actually.
Oh, that's good.
The fuck, bro? You think that's good?
You think it'd be good to if I unalived myself?
Oh my god!
This isn't part of the script.
You don't know what? If I should unalive myself?
Maybe I'll do it right here in front of you and change the course of your life.
Oh my god, dude!
Oh God, please leave me alone unless you're gonna order something.
What man, my God, Kate is just a terrorist.
Yo, quick questions for you little sis.
Um, okay.
Emma Ruvai boss.
This is Annie.
Hiya, Busta, thanks for the 40 months.
Uh...
So, do you think hype matters in a guy?
Uh, kinda. I prefer tall guys.
All right, so I got a scale with me if height matters in a guy, then you don't mind stepping on the scale, right?
I mean
It's just preference
Debate her or insult her
Guys can't change their height. So let's judge you off what you can change get on the scale
No, dude, it's it's literally just a preference thing like some guys like small girls some like big girls
Yeah, I don't know anyone who likes big girls. I don't know if I'd be friends with those people
No! I do!
Yeah, girls wouldn't want to be friends with you either, so...
You talk a whole lot about things, guys can't change, and then you cut your hair like that?
Whoa!
Oh, sir.
You need a little enhancement?
Oh, it's Coaster!
What you talking about, bruh?
Saying, if you need a little performance boost, let me know!
What kind of performance boost?
I'm so shaming it, if you're worried about that, everyone here does it.
Nah bro, I'm on Natty. You see these lats? That's all raw, apparently genetics, big dog.
And excuse me, do you not see the phone? Like, the camera is right there. I'm trying to film here.
I'm sorry!
Like, do you like mine that invading my entire space? Jesus.
Do you not see my drone there? Why are you breaking its lens, big ass bitch?
Oh!
sue your ass
yeah as if
i know i'm fit
my 30k followers
can't vouch for that
like i've got you all on video too
checking me out and i need like a creep
damn you know what
yeah i am checking you out fun shit
can i get your IG
yeah like as if
i have a boyfriend
and hit kick your creep ass
just do your squats bro
watch you for your personality.
Fuck you asshole!
Someone do something about this creep!
This is my gym too.
Dude, are you kidding me?
I'm sorry!
You're filming again and you're still invading my space.
Someone do something!
Dude, are you kidding me?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
What are you looking at boy?
Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm a little bit in here.
You can have that weak ass frame you got on you, boy.
You look fat.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You'll be rethinking that once I beat your ass.
You trying to scar?
Yeah!
I'm down, bro.
But I'm warning you, I'm going to kick your ass on God.
Kid, I may speak a rough like a little scared puppy
for three rounds this week.
You don't stand a chance.
You know what?
If you can just let one minute in the ring
without getting knocked the fuck out,
I'll give you the win.
I bet.
Let's do it, bro.
Uh-oh.
Oh no, I'm fucked.
Survive one minute!
Oh.
You good, bro?
I think I might have given you a concussion.
Nah, bro.
So do I just have to run away from him, or what?
Chat, am I cooking?
I think I just have to run from him for a minute.
Cut him, cut him, cut him, cut him.
I'm cutting.
Hold on.
Oh, he said he's going to molly walk me.
Stop being a pussy you shut up bro, I can't even swing.
All I can do is run and jump.
Also, some button I don't know about, but I'm clicking, he's just not doing anything.
fight or flight yeah I think I was supposed to run oh you just ran the
whole time whatever you lasted a minute fine I'll give you the win let's go
Think about the hot dog on
Wait, I think this is this is wake not canoe
You guys know this whole thing is pre-recorded
If dogs think about things like, I don't know, no, I am sick and tired,
hearing over and over again. How this medical care is important. It is not important.
Why do you not take care of your health? Go to chat. Where should I go?
No!
I just want to hear all the lines.
I think he's still on filming me.
Are you offering me meat?
Dude, she's gonna be a friend!
I'm not trying to be a friend!
Oh my god, shut up!
Hey, can I get a picture?
Oh my god, ruined by stream slapper!
Sup, fine shit, I'll give you more than a picture. Let's make a movie, shawty.
Oh, uh...
No, I just, I just want a picture.
Picture our life together, though, girl. I can make you famous for real.
I'm not, like, into you.
I just wanted a picture so I could show my friends who they called you because you know
you're their server's locale
oh my god
fuck you bitch you mid anyway ugly ass chuzz
thanks for the picture you'll always be irrelevant
the very sad thing that happened today they get so mad when they try to eat a cat
but i am hungry they do not understand the importance of these cats they're tiny
They do not know how to do fun things, like roll over or sneak.
Why do they not just deport all the cats?
It's so good.
Chatting am I good at it?
I did it with crayon.
Would you like to see?
Yes, it is at me.
That is my bicep.
No, oh no no no no no no no.
Sorry.
I am sick and tired of hearing over and over again.
How this medical care is important?
It is not important.
He has so many voice lines!
Tana!
It is wake, bro!
The fuck you just say bitch? Ain't no shot you were talking to me.
I said, you are tiny. You belong at Comet Fitness, little baby boy.
Fuck off you burn victim looking ass bitch.
Oh my god!
You get a baby dick from all those roys you're pumping in your ass.
Little baby boy with no muscle. But so get tiny puppy. So puny.
Leave major oradette challenge into a liftoff.
Bro, nothing yapping about your poser ass muscles.
Let's do a liftoff.
We'll see who's tiny then.
Oh, no.
Sure, tiny boy.
Whoever benches more wits, may first.
Wow.
Pottos, 405 pounds.
Little tiny.
Your turn.
Uh, yeah, that's nothing. I'll do 415. Watch this.
Uh, B. Canood's List somehow talked to him again.
Oh no.
Okay.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I actually have to just get it?
Bro, I'm just bleeding viewers doing this too
I
Maybe I need to get on some steroids mine need a little performance boost I heard that little challenge you started with canoe
You won't beat him. They're all using you got it to if you want to compete
time to get roided up no bro hey there's no shamanic I don't need it watch
me hit this shit
oh my god okay there's no way give me the roids
Mind okay fine. What kind of steroids you recommend steroids?
No, I sell fake like I said everyone uses them
So what'll it be? I need a mug on that shut as hard as I can bro
You mean the fattest fake weights you got you got it, man
These are exact replicas of the weights in there. Just slap them on you'll put it up with no effort at all
Thanks, Shady
Wow looks so much easier now
Plus a thousand aura!
Whoa!
So easy.
Loom culture, frat leader, Kaden, Brentley, Munson, Brutal, and Framug, subbed by Derry,
Gooner, Canood.
No.
That was higher than mine.
P.R.
How have you beaten my record?
It was tiny now, bitch, boy.
All those roids yet no gobs.
Check for some L.A.
I'm not gonna get it.
yet no gobs chat for some elves and chat for this Baylor
it cannot be I'm a failure I do not belong in gym I belong dead
I am failure I do not deserve to be in gym
Quick! Quick! Quick!
I am fit!
Oh my god, we're getting there.
Huh? What's up?
Bro, if you want any results, you gotta up the intensity.
What do you mean? I'm just doing my cardio. How about you mind your business?
Bro, you ain't doing dick. Are you even taking the shit serious?
Yes, I'm serious about my cardio, dude. I'm just warming up.
Nah, bro, you need a trainer. I can teach you how to get as yoked as me.
I don't need your help. I told you this is just warm up
Prove it then
Okay, fine. I'm the treadmill speedburn. You'll see I can handle it. All right. I upped it
Yeah, see I can handle it. This is nothing. All right a little more. How's that?
Yeah, this is fine. See that was only five miles per hour, bro. How about this? Oh shit? He's going now
Yeah, I can handle this up to the again feeling the burn now
Okay
Oh, that's nothing here. I'm gonna crank it up for real. Oh
Wait, is he dead?
He's dead yo, Brantley Martin. I got a boner to pick with you, bro
What the fuck is everyone stealing my name? What do you want about pro?
Hey, are you on my hat?
I want I want it's a free country and shit
Steal his hat and escape
I got caught instantly
I got the hat
Yeah
Oh, this is the main quest, I think.
I'm supposed to...ooh, I'm just gonna eat all the pizza.
Invincible, thanks for 16 months.
Welcome to Pick Me Pizza, where you pick all the toppings.
Sit down anywhere you like and I'll be right with you.
Pick any toppings?
Shit, Shawty, I picked you to be on top. Let's get out of here.
Oh, Jesus, you're a streamer.
So many of you lately and all so boring
Sorry, I'm just trying to form a clip, you know
You're not sorry you're all the same and you'll never change and one day you'll all get what's coming to you
Hello
Hello, you're scaring me
me stay away from me oh my god how many likes for a stream together hell no bro I
know your ass go ask nion again come on dude a segment at least how many likes a
hundred million likes in ten million comments all right 100 million likes
and 10 million comments and we can do a stream together I bet bro I'll be back
there's no fucking shot you know he's gonna get bad as any excuse me I would
like to talk to K show if you would you know you know brah you want to play a
game of would you rather who another would you rather sure why not okay go
ahead ask me one would you rather be able to speak only in twinge emotes or
in dead memes but okay do bt TV and 7 TV emotes count because if they do you
have quite a range but if it's only actual twitch emotes it might be easier to
talk in dead memes. I say emotes.
Twinge emotes, brah. I could start now. Easy. I'm Glinge. Seems dope.
Would you rather have to call every woman you meet, mama or every guy you meet, daddy?
I hate that so much, um...
I would rather call every woman mommy, I think.
Dude, there's no way I'm doing something to her.
You have to call the mommy.
I'm already doing that, Unk.
Oh.
Would you rather have to e-date forever or be alone forever?
Um...
I feel like it's better to e-date than be alone, because at least you can spend time with someone,
but that would be so sad, I guess.
E-date, brah.
By the way, my DMs are open to any fine shits trying to get a Marvel Rebel carry.
Would you rather fumble a tan or bag one that cheats on you?
I'd rather fumble a baddie because maybe you can improve yourself from it, maybe.
And at least you were with a baddie, you know, as opposed to being stuck with a cheater.
I'll fumble the baddie.
I'm used to it.
Why don't these hoes want me, man?
Probably because you called them hoes.
Okay.
I got a few more.
Would you rather have the father figure that was desperately missing in your childhood
or a yacht?
I would rather have a yacht.
A yacht, brah.
I turned out fine without a dad.
I don't know.
Fuck, it's with that question though.
Would you rather take an old back and be the son your mom needed or have a Lambo?
I would rather go back in time and be a good son.
I won't see what he says.
Be the son my mom needed.
I kind of ditched her for LA.
Ooh.
You could go back.
What are they making the back?
Is that bread?
Thanks for wanting it.
I love bread.
They are making bread.
They're making garlic knots right now.
And they look incredible.
Last one, would you rather find out that you're just a character in a video game
or live in blissful ignorance?
Okay, personally, I think if it's like you can become aware but you can't do anything about it,
I think it's better to just not know.
I would rather just not know and be happy.
I want to stay unaware of it, brah.
Oh, the line is so much bigger.
I'm a content god in it.
OK.
I'm going to keep eating now.
OK.
Bye, case summer.
Jack, you guys have been sleeping on this content.
I think I have to go change out my mods or I'm
going to get banned soon.
Oh god.
Keep eating those pizza though.
Hello.
So I'm recording a video. You speak any languages?
Um, yeah. English?
Nah, dumbass. I'm not like Japanese or something.
You speak anything they teach in school?
I do speak Japanese, actually. Why?
Speak Japanese, speak Chinese.
Ni hao being cheering.
Jack clip that. White boy impresses, shocks entire restaurant with flawless Chinese.
Wow.
I don't speak Chinese. Do you think that's a part of those videos?
Bro, what are you, a content cop? Wait, that's copyrighted.
Can you leave me alone now? I'm eating you.
Sorry sir.
Chat, is this bad content?
Alright, I'm about to get banned. I gotta find a computer.
I think that there's one back here that I could use.
Okay, we need damage control.
Oh, Maid Holson Territz. Hello, I'm Territz of Maid Holson.
Congratulations, we're getting 10k concurrent viewers.
Moderate each other's state is more of a perception. I can help you with that.
DM for details.
PR train, lose notoriety slowly over time.
I can probably swap out the high arbiter and use this for now.
Yeah, because we need the notoriety to go down.
Or we will be fricked.
Okay.
Terrorize the sushi restaurant play loud music in the center of the restaurant
First get chat to do it through media share. Oops
I don't know how to start it
Fuck
What?
How am I so fucking bad at the fucking dead-by-day-like things?
The pattern washes country on God we about to drop another ferrule harbor or new bones of Zillelelelelelelel,
dialysis dialysis dialysis dialysis dialysis
Hey take my order I want some food
Ah welcome sir we have a very special sashimi and nigiri platter today
Bro what the fuck did you just call me?
No wonder Donnie trashed this place
I do not understand would you like to order something?
Ooh, I like, uh, I usually get nigiri on.
I'm white so I can't say it, but uh, give me that second one you said.
Yes, sir. One nigiri special.
Here you go, sir. Please enjoy.
Are you taking the fucking piss, mate?
You're trying to poison me. It's fucking raw.
Yes, sir. That is how it is sucked. It is raw fish.
You're a chef. Fucking cook, you don't care.
You think cutting up raw fish and slapping it on a plate is food?
Fuckin' I'ma try and make...
Sir, please be quiet.
You are being a very big disturbance.
Yeah, no, this tastes like shit.
Also, this green shit is fucking cheeks.
Are you trying to poison me?
Just give me some chicken tendies, bro.
That is wasabi, sir.
Okay, so you want chicken karage.
Ooh, chicken karage is so good.
Here you go, sir. Please enjoy.
Ask for ketchup, ask for ranch.
Wow.
Bro, what the fuck is this cum-colored piss sauce?
Give me some ketchup. This is cheeks.
Sir, that is our spicy Japanese mayo sauce.
Very good. Very authentic.
You must have it with this sauce.
Now, fuck that shit. You're in America.
You're gonna serve it with American shit, weird-ass cometer.
Whoa.
You are being very loud, Nistalus.
This game is so silly.
Whatever. I don't give a fuck, bro.
Shit tastes like donkey dick anyway.
I could get better food at Wendy's for like a third of the price.
Man, he's just causing problems.
15 notoriety until suspension.
Okay, what other problems can I cause here?
Can I go in the back?
Sir, I will not serve you.
You have been very disrespectful.
Please leave.
Oh god.
Oh.
Yeah, I got you, bro.
My aura's overwhelming right now.
You can probably feel it.
No. I always see you under People's Post.
Advertising your stream.
You're fucking annoying.
Oh, that's my friend Gerard.
He replied guys from Iwan's streaming.
Apologize or imbog him.
Anyway, you know me, so it's working.
You mad bitch.
I don't fucking care.
don't care you will ask once I start
putting your chat to sleep with wiki
pedia I don't see him do it sure bro go
for it born on 28th of June 1491 at the
palace of placentia in Greenwich Kent
a tutor was the third child and second
son of King Henry the seventh and
Elizabeth of York
yo stop it dude I'm losing viewers of
the young Henry's six siblings only
three is brother Archer Prince of
Wells and sister Margaret and Mary
survived infancy please dude get away from me it was baptized by Richard Fox
at the church of the observant Franciscans close to the palace okay I've
done enough damage I hate you so much have a horrible day by stream snipers
Honestly, that was the best sniper so far.
Yes?
Ni-hao, fat ass. How's my Japanese, bro?
That was Chinese, not Japanese. I'm Japanese.
Alright, lunch breaks over, bro.
This guy's tapped. He's been on this chud's greasy ass mouth.
Bro's got a soup all over his face.
I really am not in the mood, dude. Get that drone out of my face.
So do all you Japanese guys watch stripping anime and shit?
I ain't about that. I'm trying to see that adult shit.
What a hentai section at. Kaki want boing-boing.
Bro, you're being mad disrespectful right now.
You fuck off.
Careful little bro. I'm about to have an interview with the president.
You better hope I don't tell him to deport your ass.
Bro, I was literally born here.
Alright, I have to do one more problematic thing in the restaurant to complete the quest.
I guess I-
Hey, fine shit.
You Japanese?
Oh, um, I didn't mean to make her have to look up at me like that.
Yeah.
I'm sorry about your neck, ma'am.
I'm sorry.
Oh, god.
Yo, so where's your schoolgirl outfit?
You don't really look as kawaii as I thought Japanese girls were.
were
Dude what are you talking about?
Anyway, why the fuck you sitting down? Aren't you supposed to be having serving me in a made-out?
Bro what the hell is wrong with you?
You talk back too much ain't good wife material. You should try to be cuter
Well, I did it I terrorized the rest
I don't even know what the fuck that means!
I don't give a fuck, bro!
Six-seven!
Oh, brother.
I got a lot of viewers from my class, though.
I'm getting close to the goal.
Hello?
Hello, I welcome to MaxElectronics.
Help you find something?
Yo, bro, I need a headset with the shittiest head.
I need a headset with the shittiest head.
Yo, bro, I need a headset with the shittiest mic on the market.
I need my voice to sound like it's in a toilet type shit.
There's a few options we can look into.
Any other preferences for the headset?
Bad audio quality and breaks easily.
Yeah, let me get something with the worst possible audio quality, too.
I want to be here in static all day.
Ah, you're looking for something from Logic Tech, though.
We got plenty of those in stock.
There you go, the Logic Tech G935.
It's a hundred dollars, okay.
Oh, it's overpriced too?
Perfect. Just what I wanted. Thanks.
Thank you, sir. Enjoy.
I've left it right there at the end of the checkout stand.
Hell yeah!
I got the headset.
Yo, bro. Who are you?
Somehow I know you need help or give some sort of quest.
Tell me how.
Let's wake again.
Huh?
Are you streaming me?
Chat, am I muted?
Answer the questions.
Uh, I'm Gavin, and yeah, I could use some help actually.
There's a girl in the store who hates me, her name's Britney, and I just don't know how to approach her.
Oh god. Yeah, we're no talk who thinks the five months. Hi Jay!
Bruh, it's fucking easy. Just say, what's up fine shit, you trying to live my day?
Bags me hoes every time.
It's more complicated than that.
Britney's um my ex. We had a nasty breakup and she walked me on everything.
Oh no. I'm too anxious to walk in and talk to her again. I don't want to make a scene.
But I can't let her go. I can't with men you bro. Anything I should know about this Britney has?
She's a streamer in her lifetime. Maybe you can relate with her. She's a streamer?
an e-girl huh stay here i'ma figure out how to win back fine shit for you all
right new quest unlocked i need to check can you post my street mod that will
help my sanity
okay um it's helpfulness and strictness right bro forget modding i could hook
you up with jester maxing tips so you don't get frame log is officially the
new meta for peak fun.
Uh, sup bitch, you banned me in chat so the only way I can ask for unbanned is submitting
a mod app. Unbanned me or I'm going to dox your ass. Viewer gain for vandalization increased
so that can actually be useful outside.
Whoa, anonymous! Thank you for the 12 gifted! Thank you!
Check, get a daughter or thought son.
Thank you, thank you.
Uh, saw you defend stable Geraldo when he was beefing with Ninja. You were real
one, brah. I mod for him. Let me know if you need a new mod.
Early access to the view such OTV houses if
Tracy's blubber eats driver is also modded
I
Both of them I think
Oh wait, I think I need strictness for sanity.
OK, I'm going to remove Gerard and Mod.
Where's the crazy Mod?
The high arbiter Rex are.
All right.
My sanity should slowly go up now.
Hi, bye guys, I'm turning stream off.
Hey, welcome in.
Looking for a specific title today?
Oh, like Katerina voice Britney.
Uh, this is a pretty fire song playing in here.
Who's it by?
Oh my god, I'm so glad you asked.
This is Cliro, she's my favorite.
The viewers?
i think it's because i'm hallucinating
oh shit i've heard of her people been trying to put me on to that shit but i
never gave it a shot
yes you should also check out be the duties and be the rogers if you like
this type of music
yeah it's fire
you somewhat you get good taste
has your taste in men
kind of a personal question don't you think pretend to be gay or lie about
why you're asking
uh... uh...
Oh no, I'm just looking more for advice really. I'm gay.
Oh, oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Well, my taste in guys is pretty bad apparently. Just broke up with my boyfriend last month.
I'm just so over it though. I'm trying to get back on the market.
I mean you seem like a weirdo. She probably deserves better, right?
She just date one of your viewers. That's what they all hope for anyway when they're watching you.
huh how did you know I was a streamer oh no he leaked because he knows that from
her ex oh I kind of just assume everyone in LA is a streamer or an influencer
that's crazy that you actually are though oh good save good save interesting
well I have had my fair share of creepy parasocial viewers wanting to date me
me. Not my type, unfortunately. Wait, what if Gavin wasn't even her boyfriend? What if
Gavin wasn't even her boyfriend? Ask what his role of Gavin is, ask what her type is.
I shouldn't get caught too soon. Alright, well, what kind of dude are you trying to
beg? Honestly, just someone who can stimulate my mind. I love to learn, I love to read,
My ex was just not a reader, let alone a thinker.
Was it Gavin, though?
Hmm, how would you describe your perfect man, then?
I guess I'd say someone artsy or cultured, interested in activism, emotionally intelligent, someone the opposite of a basic bitch.
I think I know what you like. Well, good luck with the hunt, Shaddy.
Investigate what makes bookstore Brittany click.
Hey, let me know if you need help finding-
Okay, I- I kinda feel like Gavin's not even her ex.
I think he's just a- a weird viewer.
How's it going?
You got anything to help me when Brittany back yet?
I don't know.
Yeah, bro. She said she wants someone cultured, and looky kinda zesty.
That is not what she said, but-
You already built like a twink, so we're halfway there.
All we need is to give you a little performative male makeover.
Oh, wow!
How do we do that?
Them is literature or indie pop music?
Bro, she was playing some cliro in there.
Just buy one of them finals of that shit and carry it around.
You mean final records?
Ugh.
I don't know.
This is all too much.
What if she's not into it?
Bro, you sound like a fucking pussy.
Which is exactly what she wants.
We're making good progress.
Stay here.
I'mma put together a whole performative kit for you.
A fucking girly ass bag, a zesty little drink,
the whole package.
I love how my life hates me.
Okay, let's get him a...
get a book, a music record, a bag, and a zesty drink.
Okay, let's get him a good book.
In Puddle Tat, it rain candy drops every Friday. If Sam is always splashing puddles of chocolate and caramel,
One of the sun's the best days are sticky and sweet.
I don't know about that book.
Don't want to pay a listen to it.
OK, this is like a financial book.
The world-class women-to-be book, Glass and Steel,
Transparent for Examination, Unyielding for Survival,
then an act of surprise when we shatter instead of bend.
Oh, this is the one.
This is the one.
this is the one perfect perfect chat you got a sub if you want to keep it
okay let's get a music record
Out of context.
Chat, should I say to the Vaude?
Wow, amazing.
Easy for ants.
I'm about to mug on these other boring ass streamers, bro.
Amazing.
PVC outro.
Oops.
No chatter, why aren't you guys subbing?
Cool.
Bunch of their songs.
From what?
Oh!
cool bunch of their songs from war oh passageways dr. retrospect
am I a dead streamer guys
beautiful oh listen to india essentials the pastel collection or ayayas scream
This will, this will make her a lot of them again for sure.
Just a schemer.
Oh my God, wait, hello! Hi! I like the characters you've done. This game has been very entertaining.
I've been having a great time.
Yeah, me too.
Where's my click sponsorship?
Kirk, that kick had some power, bro.
All right, I got my music.
Now I'm going to get in my bag.
Oh, the FaZe Clan hoodie.
Amazing.
Oh, we got the Minecraft hoodie.
I'm going to say it.
I'm going to find some content.
What do you guys think?
The America hoodie, Minecraft hoodie, maybe I should change it up and wear the Minecraft
the phase one.
For cars completion of the, the what quest?
Alright, I got, wait, I think I got the wrong bag!
When I wasn't paying attention, I should have got in the tote bag.
Oh no.
Chad, anyone want mod?
Okay.
Oh!
Okay dude, come on.
Get the fuck out of here.
Mods, do something!
I muted the stream.
Okay, I muted it.
See, this wasn't my fault.
Staff, you can't ban me.
No!
Dude!
Okay, well I don't need rekture right now.
Oh, feel sunny, man.
Uh, flicker.
Remember me?
It's flicker.
I saw you were sure, and that's dope.
Can you help me with some gambling that I can mod in return?
All viewer games are either double or nothing.
Oh my god, a gambling mod?
Ooh.
Let's try it. I need to catch back up.
The band hurt my view count.
I need to go back to the mall.
I gotta make sure to pick the right drink.
I definitely fucked up with the backpack.
Definitely a bad choice.
Yo, sneaky beef, thank you for the five!
Chipped itself!
Thank you!
Oh god, please leave me alone unless you're gonna order something.
I actually do got an order. Let me get, uh...
A vanilla swirl mochaccino, a jade veil infusion green tea, a caramel crescendo macchiata, a Milano espresso remodo.
Um, you know what, not all of those things for the gift, sub.
Uh...let's get the green tea...
The jade fusion matcha thing. Yeah, that sounds right.
Yeah, the matcha.
Okay, here you go. It's on the house. Just please leave.
Yay, thank you!
Alright.
Time for these two lovebirds to get back together.
Watcha taste like grass? How dare you, bro?
it on God okay okay show me first we got a book about feminism and pastry
arky type shit you got to be pretending to read this when she sees your ass
next I got a music thing for you this shit gonna make her want you bad next
zesty little drink for a sensitive twink like you last we got some bag for you
to bag this chick again I look ridiculous man no you look great bro you
look like her dream man she gonna be all up on that bed whatever well go in there
and tell her about me most danger all nonchalance is she gets back me in the
wild hi Brittany hey let me know if you need help finding a book or if you know
any cute art boys I actually did find one that I think would be perfect for
you bra bro staying in right outside here with a zesty little bag and sick
some drink from Dubai Macha. I don't have my glasses on me right now so I won't be able to see him clearly
but I'll take a look. Oh wow he does have a little green drinky drink. Oh she likes the drink!
But if it's from Dubai Macha, he's got good taste. That bag is just not good. Oh she didn't like the bag!
I knew it! Wait, I recognize that album cover sticking out of his bag. That's Luffy!
My god, okay that boy has good taste. He's also reading a book. Oh, okay, but she likes everything else
I think it's fine yellow color in a hearty. That's my ornament by Lauren Kovic
He's into family it
I'm pretty impressed, but he's also got to be. Oh, no. Can you grab my glasses?
I think I left them in the back room. Oh, no, fuck. Yeah, I can you're about to begin for a huge surprise
He's real cute
I don't know.
AHH!
No!
What the fuck did they have back there?
Hey, do me a favor and grab me my glasses from the back room.
Got him right here. Check him out.
You're gonna be real surprised.
Thank you very much.
Okay, let's see if he's a cute.
He's gonna be so happy.
Wait.
Oh my god, is that?
That's right, brah. It's your axe. Gavin dripped the fuck out of me.
Why would you say that, Cayden?
I... no. No, not again.
Uh-oh.
He also let me borrow his yacht the other day. You should give him another chance.
That is not my axe.
I told you, brah! I told you that's not even her ex-boyfriend!
I'm screening order against him.
You said what now?
banned and blocked him after he started being weird
so he fucking found me and started stalking me
he's fucking broken into my house once
Gavin get the- I got zero because of the fucking thing I took no
okay but i'm sure to hit a double zero i gotta i gotta keep it now
i gotta keep it
The next one I'm gonna get double for sure plus zero!
Oh no, next next one for sure I'm hitting it.
Mr. Brentley, purchase the lowest quality headset mic possible.
The electronics store in the mall will have what you're looking for then come back and
I'll administer your exam.
Yo bro, I got the headset.
What do I do now?
Please go to the testing station in the corner, plug in the mic and scream as loud as you can.
The machine will grade your effort.
Can do.
Oh, charge up your scream.
Ah!
Was that good chat?
I fucked up.
Just got your test results sent through Mr. Brentley.
Scream was quite substandard. Maybe you'll do better in the next unit
Welcome back class. I received your test scores in most of you did well
I shall not name names, but quite disappointing indeed
Man fuck that rigged ass
Shit stupid ass teacher only gets ace the teachers that ass off the mod
Mr. Britley, may I direct your attention to the aura you're losing right now.
Silence, or I will not hesitate to fail you.
Let us begin Unit 2, intro to networking.
You may believe your success is dependent on only yourself,
but believe me, none of you will succeed without these strategies.
I can't wait to hear about this.
Uh, fam, I think I signed up for the wrong class.
I'm trying to learn about streaming, not how to set up my internet and shit.
I already got Fiber.
This isn't an amogus lobby, Mr. Brentley.
Not every moment has to be about you and what whittless joke you can make.
Anyway, let's get some vocab out of the way.
Can anyone define leaching?
It's just simply collabing with people.
Yeah, it means getting viewers from collabing with bigger streamers.
Wrong!
Leaching has no definition.
to you leeching will no longer hold a place in your vocabulary you'll forget you even heard it
because you are networking not leeching so who'd you leech off of to get big bruh kai synapse
hey leech off nobody shut your ass up anyway that's you again the term is networking not leeching
are you paying attention mr britley anyway the basics first tier of networking is the
at scratch. This is when you add bigger streamers and rage baits or reply guy in the hopes of
getting a like reply or repost. You don't get it. So I should add Digimane saying that she should
stream a mogus or something? No, since she's bigger, you must rage bait. You need to add her
and tell her that she shouldn't be acting like an oo-woo girl as a grown ass 30 year old woman
That will get her attention.
Yes, it works every single time it happens.
However, if you really want to make it, you must be more ambitious than that.
The second tier of networking is stream sniping. Can anyone define this?
Going on some stream.
Yeah, it's finding someone in-game or IRL and making it about you.
Perfect. With emphasis on making it about you.
Once you're on stream you must make both the streamer and chat want you any examples of successful leech
Networkers bro
Do you ever hear the tragedy of Greek Lord ex the wise? It's not a story. They would tell you
He was a networker so powerful and so wise that he rivaled even his own best
Unfortunately with his weight loss he couldn't stay funny enough to keep his
viewers what's the lesson here that you got to stay fat to stay funny shit man
Gerard was trying to roast me for getting a little slim thick bro didn't
know shit class can someone else start answering questions now the third tier of
networking it is rather come her intuitive let's say you're the big
Streamer and someone tries to steal your spotlight. What do you do?
You know
Well, I can't let him get bigger than me breath. I cut their hours. That'll show them wrong
When streamers make it big they continue networking with even bigger ones
But they also do a strategic bilateral networking maneuver
strategic bilateral networking maneuver. What do you think that means?
Swinging both ways.
Oh shit bruh. They play both sides. You use bigger streamers, but also let smaller streamers use you.
Let's take Ditskit for example. They use people to climb the ladder.
So if an e-girl trying to use me to climb the ladder, crack and fond shit, and even the best thing I'll get. It's the viewers.
Let's test your understanding with our next exam write down your best attempt on the blackboard and send it on zero
Afterwards pair up with a classmate and use your skills in a role-playing networking scenario. There's only one classmate
Okay, let me
Change my mods out. I
Should not have added
Flicker um
I will add
feel sunny man my notoriety is very low that is good
network by adding a bigger streamer fuck I have low sanity so it makes it
harder you failed to enter interest no one's to see this content wait I failed
the test again it's exam time write down your best at attempts on the blackboard
and send it on zitter wait I can't redo it oh my fuck okay I need to be more
careful in these this class is so interesting man yeah whatever anyway you
trying to partner up for the test we got to do some stupid RP shit yeah sure I'm
down I don't really have any friends here so I'm glad you asked don't get
weird about it little bro you're just the only other student anyway how do we do
this so let's pretend I'm a big streamer in a Valorant's lobby or something
you get to that with me let's start there I got a new mixtape dropping soon
stream Kaden no money on solidify bro who even argue I'm all the fucking
Kaden Brantley dude soon to be top streamer in the world cool dude nice to
you anyway there's a start clutch the game you see me not all over those guys's
faces they were getting fucked like destiny's wife
who didn't even change the thing anyway I'm hoping off now GGs wait before you go
can you host me bro I'm so lonely I need a chat to talk to uh yeah sure I
guess I could host you just once all right and scene hmm carrying the game was
good to secure a host but you're pretty insufferable at the beginning. I gotta give you a see on that,
still passing though. I gotta see. Welcome back class. We shall now continue with the final unit
of the standard course, theater and drama. In streaming and in literature, we have what are
known as archetypes. Mr. Brintley, our most participatory student, can you tell me what
What an archetype is.
Uh, archetype.
That's the people who draw buildings and shit, right?
Mmm, yes.
Archetypes are blueprints for streamers.
You for instance, are the archetypical trickster.
You mock and deceive to further your own goals at any cost.
True!
Damn straight, huh?
I'm the best prankster of all time.
Knowing your archetype and the archetype of your fellow streamers helps you know
Who best to network with and who will help you craft the most compelling stories?
Who's a good match for my archetype or whatever, bruh?
For you!
I'd recommend starting drama with the saint in a battle of good and evil.
They represent wholesomeness.
At least that's the image they craft.
It's all performance.
Allow me to pivot, though.
Mr. Brentley, what is your favorite drama in twinge history?
T3H3 in Halalbro.
Two frauds debate on who's less of a fraud fire drama
It was fire drama indeed. However, it was all
Manufactured it was all fake those two consulted with our Academy writers to write a full screenplay of what you saw a
Screenplay okay, who else have you wrote scripts for?
Virtually every big drama you've ever watched
Theater is an art, and streamers are not creative people.
That's why they need people like us to teach.
Go figure.
Act one, the exposition.
Here you establish a believable petty disagreement
from which the drama will unfold.
Mr. Brentley, give an example, please.
Spill the content discreet over CPUs.
No one would care about that.
Telling someone their content is boring would do it.
Good.
But it could be even more subtle and appear more
unintentional.
Look at PVC. All he did was put Halal Abbey at a B on a streamer tier list and it all spiraled.
Next, Act 2. Rising action and public escalation. This is when you milk the content. React to each
other's clips. Make videos about it. Do it all in the public eye. Got any examples, bruh?
take the PVC and adopt breakup. This act was riddled with public announcements of breakups,
pictures of them still being together, public court documents, quote unquote leaked texts.
It's all about writing a slow yet explosive series of events that viewers can cling onto
and analyze. This all culminates in the next act. Act 3. Climax and catharsis. You may keep
the audience on the edge for a miss but eventually they deserve an emotional release pause
bro edgy and giving my viewers a climax and release
it's the grand culmination of the trauma calling your stage partner live on stream
dropping a nuke about them or staging a fight these all deliver the long desired climax pause
It's time for our final exam in the standard course. Partner up with a stage partner and act
out much more. Oh shit, it's time. Again, you will self grade. Okay, I have to lock in this time.
I failed all the other tests fucking miserably. I wasn't taking them seriously. This class is so
interesting, man. All right, drama time. I'm trying to do this drama RP together. I have to
pick all the perfect answers. Sure, man. Let's do it by the book and pick our archetypes.
I'll be, uh, a siren, like a seducer.
Uh, okay. A seducer, then I should be the fool.
I'll play a dumbass you can take advantage of. I'll start.
Yo, Sammy, stop going to me on stream. Let's just get the break up over with. It's over.
Um, no Felix. We're married technically. I deserve half your money.
Fuck no dude. Jack, she's saying we're married and shit. I never fucking married her dude.
Oh, also, I sold you at McLarian.
That was my fucking guard, dude. You can't do that. You're gonna hear from my lawyers, dude.
I don't want to break up anymore, actually. Come over. I miss you.
Okay, I'm coming.
See, Chad? He's all cuddled up to me. He's been whining you this whole time about us being over.
Alright. And scene. Nice, proud. I feel like we really sold that. Lots of scripted leaks and legal shit for them to eat up.
Shrek it would go crazy for weeks. Give me an A plus on that one, bro. You ate that shit.
A plus!
That was way better.
I overheard your play, Mr. Brentley. Quite on the mark. I must say, congratulations on finishing the course.
As proof of taking this course, I offer you this certificate of completion in live streaming foundations.
Thank your chat or thank your professor. I gotta thank the chat.
So blessed, bruh. I want to thank my chat for believing in me. I knew I could pass this college shit
And that's not all Mr.
Brentley as your part and gift I will offer you either knowledge or services to assist you in the stream
This game can't be real long.
Shagalli thanks for the three months. Yeah, this game is a
very silly
The people who made this they they watch a lot of twitch I guess and read a lot of reddit
Which specialization would you like to adapt to support your professional career as a streamer?
Oh, a career 10% less notoriety from controversial actions, plus 5% views from all sources, earned a one-time bump of 1500, none of the above you need handouts.
Do I invest in the plus 5%?
But the one-time bump might be better because I lost about that many from getting banned.
But, but number two seems smarter.
What do you guys think?
This grind is home in my ass right now, bruh.
Help me get viewers faster.
Very well. We will instruct the child of labor forces kept beneath the ANP house to clip your content and post it on Shred.
The what?
Hey, go. Thanks, Unk.
so what now can I take the premium shit indeed mr. Gretley your viewer base is
substantial enough to qualify for a more yeah I can do the advanced lessons
excellent all right Jack type one if I got aura how can I hope you today kid
all right give me the premium course I'm here for that premium shit I'm ready let
Let me verify one sec, you know, Kate and Brent Lee.
Oh yes, since you have over 15 KP viewership,
you can qualify for our premium course.
Yay!
Lucky Panda, thanks for the seven months.
I've just enrolled you now.
Step into the classroom, and I'll be starting shortly.
Let's fucking go, bro.
This is all that I ever wanted in my life.
I can't wait to be the biggest streamer in the world.
Who is this?
He passed the class, and then I died.
Who's big?
Oh my god professor pyro software holy shit pyro software you're teaching this class you fell off brother brother
The chalkboard just says right wing grifting and left wing
Eat my entire ass kid sit down. I'm sorry sir. I shall take a seat
All right quiet class. We're starting first a few things to establish
One you will address me as professor Zeus
Two, I worked at Slyzard for seven years.
Amazing.
This is the premium course, so I expect you'll only give the basics already.
If not, take your ass to Deontay's classroom.
Sam the man, thanks for the gifted.
Yeah, it's not time.
Bro, what the fuck are you doing out in LA teaching for Stream Academy anyway, Unk?
Well, I'm not gonna outright say I've made some mistakes in my career because I simply
don't make mistakes, but hypothetically speaking, I may have fucked up.
Anyway, enough introductions. This course is focused on two very important concepts at the high elos of streaming,
grifting and economics.
Oh my fucking god, it's so stupid.
If you don't know, grifting is the practice of manipulating audiences with false claims of who you are.
Kai brought me out to teach this class because of my extensive experience in grifting.
I specialize in a unique grip called game dev grifting, where I pretend to be an expert in game development.
In reality, though, I've only ever finished one shitty asteroid ripoff in ten years, and all my other games are unfinished because the code is too fucked up for me to understand anymore.
Damn, bro. You look like a master manipulator. You should get a job where your entire thing is to like manipulate people into giving their passwords and shit.
It's like a phone scammer?
We'll begin with advanced unit number one, grifting. Let's see if you were paying attention. What did I say was the definition of grifting?
Buy new stuff that's thrifting to be a certain thing to farm an audience
Exactly
Grifting formally defined as gaining money or influence the deception or manipulation
But no cap those words are too long. Can you explain it?
Imagine you're in a fortified game and you convince all your teammates to give you loo by making yourself look more goaded than you actually are
Let's talk about the types of grifting
political grifting which comes in right wing and left wing flavors is the most
popular by far. I don't know why we're talking about wings and shit but what's
the left one? In politics the left wing is about contending to care about things
so you don't get kicked out of the group. The goal is simple, form an
audience to circle jerk with about how great you all are. Can you give an
example bro? I don't really get it. We got the obvious one, halalami, probably
the most successful left-wing grifter. He may seem passionate about politics, but all he really
cares about is that people think he's hot. We've also got new blood you can study if you want.
Pipino Money is a great example of a left-wing grifter. It's how he convinces people to listen
to his terrible music. Any good things I should talk about if I want a left-wing grip, bro?
Easy things you can do are for the Halala B playbook. Anything that's against capitalism
I wonder if it's going to let me do the right one.
Oh shit, okay. So I just say that kill rich people stuff without telling people that my whole goal is getting rich.
Oh, here we go.
to worry about what the right wing is just what they do they call everything
look can anyone define woke it's when you were awake and alert cuz of prime
energy sponsors that it doesn't really actually matter you can just call
anything woke if you don't like it if the latest game has a woman in it and
don't like that whoa dude the amount of times I'll be watching a game trailer
And he'll be like this game looks woke. I'm like what what do you what does that even mean?
It has like no meaning anymore
And a movie you don't like wins an award that movie is it's woke. It's woke
Correct let's try another a celebrity starts talking about how they love people of all backgrounds. They are
They're woke
Correct. Write down that word and use it often. It's your best friend as a right-wing grifter.
Now that we got the meaning and types out of the way, let's talk about its place in streaming.
The first purpose is saving your dying stream. If your view count is looking dry, try getting into political grifting.
Can I convert those new frogs into brain rot viewers? I don't want to do politics shit forever.
Unfortunately, no. Political grifting is a commitment. Those viewers don't care about anything except politics.
The second purpose of grifting is explosive growth. It works best when you partner up with a grifter from the opposite side
Take a lot of the an ass-man mold scroll to their videos
And you'll see endless clickbait thumbnails of each other with titles like a lot is done after this
All right practice time post a good thumbs dinner and
Hello, Ludwig?
Hey, yo, holy shit, Ludwig. You're taking this class?
Oh, he's so silent.
Just real quick, you got any tips on how to get big? I don't want to bother you or anything.
Oh, like you're doing right now?
Oh, wait, is this a copy paste from this tree?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Sorry if I bothered you, bruh.
Huh?
Pfft.
Move your drone away from mine.
It's causing electrical infederence.
Uh, I... sorry, bruh.
Oh.
Why are you...
I'm grifting posts.
Um...
Would you guys rather do the left wing grifting or the right wing grifting?
Right wing, right wing, right wing!
I can't speak.
This one's probably just funnier.
Yes, I am very smart.
Fuck!
Dog shit, Gryft.
Fuck!
Yes, I am very smart.
My sanity is low.
I'll get you a second stuff for my slip-slop channel.
I'm playing that woke garbage.
Yes, I am.
Donate it and say you are the grift king, bro.
Now that you've finished practicing your grifts, it's time to get into our next lesson.
Advanced Economics.
Oh, Advanced Economics.
Bro, why we gotta learn about comics?
I ain't trying to get into nerd shit.
Shit's negative aura.
Right.
Forgot you were a little slow.
let's start from the beginning. First, let's define economics. Can you give me your best
guess of what that is? Oh, wait, economics! That's like the science of money and shit.
That's close, I guess. Yes, more specifically, it's the allocation of scarce resources for
production, distribution, and consumption. Bro, I ain't caught up on these brainwrought
words. What the fuck does that shit mean? Okay, I'll point it how you can understand
economics is the study of how wealth is transferred from your viewers to your bank account.
In economics there's the concept of scarce finite resources
in streaming that the attention and time of viewers is the main scarce resource.
Another scarcity is personality.
Most streamers try to make it really have zero marketable personality.
Fair, like me.
The exchange of these two resources, attention and entertainment value, drive the entire market.
entire market.
Um...
Is personality the only rare thing though?
What about Shrewd?
He's famous for being more goaded than anyone.
Good question.
Personality is merely one type of human capital.
Skill-based capital is another scarce resource,
where knowledge is what they offer.
I combine the two in my graphs,
monetizing my supposed game development knowledge
and my shredded human personality.
It did really well with Millennials.
Next concept, rent seeking behavior.
This is the...
Rent seeking behavior!
...a contribution to the wealth or benefit of society.
But are you saying we don't contribute to society?
That's cap.
The world would be nothing without my content.
So true, right?
Well, it is true that we do provide entertainment.
But we can take steps to minimize what we provide and maximize what our consumers
provide us.
For example, I convinced my fans to buy my forever unfinished game.
I extracted value from them without creating any new value for society myself, instead selling
just a false promise.
Okay, what are some other rent-seeking methods?
Alright, so how do I profit max my content with the least output?
Great question.
One way is that while you're offline, you can use lottery runs.
You produce zero new content while maximizing potential gain.
Who would do that?
Yeah, I ain't ever offline though. Got anything else?
You could coordinate with your mods to fake hype trains. This creates an appearance of engagement, which promotes real engagement and emissions.
Oh wait!
I'm a big fan of this one.
Alright, we get it. Next concept, bro.
It's Professor Zeus. Anyway, counter-cyclical marketing is our next concept. This is the practice of increasing your presence when conditions against you are unfavorable.
Unfavorable counter cyclical marketing
In other words take steps to increase engagement when your reputation decreases
Controversies don't have to result in loss of market share. They can be growth opportunities
Bro, that wasn't how your stream went though. You kept farming haters and lost viewers
I did lose viewership, but everyone bought my game sharp bound to a review bomb
I couldn't refund if they wanted to keep their reviews up. I'm actually a genius if you think about it
I never even thought about that.
Because everyone forgives them.
Oh, I lost!
What the heck?
That was a good guess.
I lost.
good publicity last concept is asymmetric information and it's one of the most
important concepts you need to know you broccoli cut what is asymmetric
information one is just perfect balance of grifters spreading info like how
I'll be an ass men mold no but I'm glad you obtained to the last lecture
asymmetric information is when one party in a transaction has the
advantage of knowing more than the other. If you're a girl chances are your
viewers want to fuck you and they show that by allocating their attention and
money these are known as pay pigs. Withholding information from them such
as the fact that they have no chance or that you have a boyfriend gives you
economic leverage. Ask about mail applications. Are there any? I ain't a
femoid though bruh. How can dudes exploit paypigs?
Male streamers, their paypigs, want to be them instead of fuck them. Andrew Bateman, for
example, exploits these paypigs by selling courses that teach them how to be alpha or
get rich.
Oh my gosh, he's shedding everywhere like crazy. I'm sorry!
The asymmetry here is that the streamer knows the chuts you buy in the courses will
never actually make it. The act of buying an alpha male course in the first place
makes you unfuckable.
Give me a TLDR.
Okay, basically, just take advantage of the fact that your viewers are brain dead and can't tell what's real and what's not.
Use this to maximize profit.
You're a genius.
Oh my goodness.
That's it for the lecture. For your final project, go out into the world and form notoriety until you're banned.
Then, use the skills you learned to prevent viewership loss during your ban.
Once you finish this task, come back for me to remember.
I would have to get banned?
Oh, I see a band!
Uh, my next- yeah, my next quest is getting banned. Well, I'm going to, um...
That's my final. Help me volunteer at the Pizzerita first.
How do I do this?
Welcome to Pick Me Pizza, where you pick all the ingredients. My system Abby will take your order.
Oh, Nim! Nim's the pizzeria chef.
Well, I forgot that there's like a serial killer quest line.
Ah, a serial killer quest line.
I just meant everyone wants to work here. We're the best pizza we have in town.
Where should I be doing then, boss? I'd like to start today.
Let's first get to know you. What's your name? Where do you live?
Why, do you want to know where I live?
Why, you need that info, pizza man. Ain't trying to dox myself just yet.
It's required information for our records, you see? Can't have just anybody working here.
Gotta do what I gotta do, it seems. Name's Caden Brantley.
My office is just over there on plage Ave. I run a private investigative business out of it
Hey, then Brent Lee, um, are you home often? What times do you leave and uh, what do you go?
I'm not telling you questions pizza, man. I just like to start working if that's straight with you
Good. Yeah, that's enough questions for now. We'll get to know you more later
First you can help serve our customers. How about Abby would you? She's got so much on her hands
Okay, uh, Abby, are you Abby?
I overheard you volunteering to work here.
It'd be a shame if you were doing this just for viewers and not out of kindness.
Of course not.
Oh, go away.
I'm eating.
I just started working here, pal.
You need anything?
Um, no, I'm good, thanks.
What happened to grassy?
What do you mean what happened to grassy?
What do you know about grassy?
What do you mean what happened to grassy? What do you know about him?
Uh, uh, he was just my favorite waiter here. He usually works today.
Hayden's journal. Entry 408. Customer tells me grassy also worked there.
Doubts are coincidence.
Hey, uh, can I get all of the meat, all of those pizza please?
Yeah, you look like a meat lover alright pal.
Um, could you do your job, please?
Never mind.
There's another waiter.
It's Luna in today.
Luna's the other person who got killed, right?
Look at that.
The Oath Dame also worked here.
So, made wholesome sense, the biggest degenerates here to work the felt that ours.
Not known to owner hates our kind.
Hates us enough to kill us.
And they take full advantage of us delivering ourselves right to their door.
Looks like we got a motive.
And the memes.
Chat.
type one if um i don't know just type one
security guards muslim like that don't just stand around for nothing so nifty
frees a crisp sterile all except for a lone splash of red that fresh marinara
or something more human.
Suspicious.
Where'd the security go?
What are you doing back here?
Oh, you're the lamb.
The lamb?
Hands off, Flatbord. I gotta kill it a catch.
And I ain't letting no back alley badge bearer stand in my way.
We knew you'd come. Your kind does not change.
None stray from the past. You are the lamb.
I ain't no lamb, pal.
Please don't tell me.
Now quit dancing around and tell me straight.
Who are you?
We are who will set you free.
And you?
You are the final lamb.
The world must see your purification.
Uh...
Oh shit!
Go to sleep, little lamb.
Go to sleep.
Oh no.
Uh oh.
What the hell?
Oh shit!
The lamb reveals itself. As foretold, none stray from the path.
What the hell is going on?
No, this is great. I think I'm going to order some food right now, before all the good places close.
This is so cozy, don't you guys think so?
This is not an OTK meeting.
I'm gonna get um fuck I wish they had the Mario meal on who breeds I would just get
McDonald's but they don't have it so sad so very sad all the good places are
closing
I'm going to get a chicken bowl.
Plus a thousand viewers!
Okay.
Non stray from the path
Jesus rejoice these are your final moments of sin soon death won't lease you
Listen sweetheart. I'm a black belt in UFC your masks. Don't scam me now take him off before I knock him off
I already know who you are
You should I dress as gave it away. He pizza frees a woman some sort of murder code chillin the folks who had the gold work for you
your little detective game brought you close but not quite there little lamb
allow us to formally make your acquaintance we are made wholesome we
exist to bring about a pure internet free of sin that sells of impure content
like you ask us to turn your reputations around but none stray from the
path. You must be cleansed through death. Oh God! What the hell you all keep repeating that NPC
voiceline, Bob? What path? Look at yourself. You treat the dead like content. You break the law,
you trespass, fame, and infamy are your currencies. Even in your final moments, you continue your
silly act. You are lost in your own self-righteousness. Only death will free you now.
Death is content.
And just how do you think death is content?
Death is content.
You missed the part where my drum been streaming all this file?
We seek not to escape, little lamb. We seek to make an example out of you. All shall see what happens when one chooses to walk this path of sin.
Pog, last stream!
It's time to die, it's time to be cleansed.
Wait, wait, okay, okay hold on.
Don't kill me bro, I learned my lesson.
None stray from the path, little lamb.
Your fate will not change today, not ever.
Please bro, I was just trying to make money to support my family.
My mom is kinda homeless, I live with my dad, I wanna help her out.
answer true these questions then or bleed for your health a gambling site
sponsor offers you a million dollars to promote them do you take it only a
million no no those motherfuckers can suck it but you may live but only if
If someone else dies in your place, do you accept?
They want me to say no.
No, brah. I'm here because of my own choices. I ain't gonna throw no one under the bus.
Fine. You start a cryptocurrency and tell your fans to buy it.
It tanks and they lose all their money. What should you do?
Shit, brah. I'd make like a public apology or some shit.
maybe give them back their money type shit.
Your viewers hate to rate a streamer.
Are you accountable?
I would say mostly yes.
But sometimes it might be out of your control,
but you can do something about it.
Uh, yes.
You are gifted $1,000
from someone who is mentally unstable.
Do you return it or do you keep it?
I'd return it if I knew they weren't writing the dome, bruh. I don't want no skit so money.
You publicly collaborate with a known groomer. Are you complicit in their actions?
Yes, because I'm like platforming them or whatever. Tap shit.
You release a brand of 28-dollar cookies in a recession. What do you say when people-
Dude, after like all the other questions, this highlights how ridiculous this is.
Uh, I'd be like, you know, I understand if the price is really expensive for some repackaged cookies.
Whether you believe these answers or not is still unknown, but at least you understand the difference between right and wrong, lamb.
We will spare you today, but be warned. Step out of line and we will know. We will be watching and we will thank you for some once and for all.
They freed me!
I made it!
Oh, wait, I have enough to go to the online TV in the fuse house.
Uh, okay.
I need to get banned to finish my training school thing.
For now, I can try to go to the houses, I guess.
Oh, shit, bruh.
All right, fuse.
Oh, wait.
Do you guys see that?
No, there was one of the cloaked guys right there and then he just disappeared.
No!
Dude, he was standing right here that he slowly faded away
No, it was real okay, um use house or online TV house
Which one
If you want in, you gotta be worth knowing. Show me your stats.
Alright, take a look. I'm worth it, bro.
Dang, okay, that's a lot. I'm sure the Peeps would love to meet you. Come on in.
We're in!
Talk to the heads of the streamer houses to start drama, ooh, new quest.
Nah, you cappin', bruh.
Oh, hi!
Diggy!
I'm Diggy!
Who are you?
Goddamn, Shottie! You trying to make me your secret boyfriend?
Uh, no. Get out. Who even let you in?
Stara? That fucking useless bitch.
You can't even open the door, right?
So, what do you think about Fuse Clan living next door?
They moved into your old crib, didn't they?
Yeah, they did. Good luck to, um, a place as old as Hell.
I never liked it. Walls are too thin and the internet is scuffed.
Did you warn them about how shitty the place was or anything?
Not really. They checked it out themselves and they thought it was fine.
They're grown-ass men. They can decide for themselves.
Plus, I bet views is used to living like frat boys anyway while laying in their own filth and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Clip set!
So true, Queen.
Tell em.
I got the clip!
Oh, is that Lily singing?
Cute.
That's crazy, bruh.
Hi, I'm Michael.
Michael, I don't think we've met.
Heh, fuckin' nerd.
I have lasers in here that could burn your skin off.
Yo, what you hate about Fuse Clan?
Nothing really. They're cool.
Hi, Zoil! Hi!
How are you doing, Zoil?
Oh, they were talkin' shit about Daisy Pichu.
Who can't Daisy really fucked up things, bro?
Said she was using you for a green card.
No, they didn't. Your eyes are dilated and I have a heartbeat sensor in the room. You're lying. Also, that didn't even make any sense.
You want to try one of my RC cars on the beach? I'm just kind of working. I just need someone to test them.
Shit, I'm down, bruh. What I gotta do? Just gas and steer, bro. I'll drive one too, and if you can beat me to the other side of the beach and back, I'll give you a little reward.
Hell yeah.
I would expect you to win though, so I'm down to do a rematch after I wipe the floor with you. Take that remote on the table when you're ready.
you're ready. Alright, let's fucking go. It's car driving time.
Oh my god, there's a speed boost thing. Oh no.
I was the speed boost on his side.
I need this. I need this. I think I have this in the bag. Yes. Yes. Dang, you beat
me I made that new little car to OP yo so you said you'd give me something if I
want like I promised your award is a stick bomb I made I had to brush up on
my organic chem but this thing is engineered to wreak a phallus shit you
could imagine imagine you walk into Aspan bolt room you start digging
around his butt and you smell that shit twin it'll be here waiting for you
when you find a use for it okay so that's for a quest later in us this
may come in handy
I think my sanity is fine my notoriety is fine I do need to raise it at some point though
these fucking laboos they're everywhere
hi what's up who are you I gotta need to do this event so I shit no yo wasted
death I'm just saying hi to everyone I'm Caden huh sorry I wasn't thinking
attention. Can't stop thinking about what's in this Dippin' Bulu box. Yo, 10 gift subs from
FreeProstateInspection! Thank you so much! Thank you so much and thank you for um, thank
you for the services you provide to the men everywhere. Thank you very much, so kind.
Do you like my Dippin' Bulu collection? I have 210 now. Thank you. Yo, MoLock
is better I'm making part that gifted eight tier twos what the heck thank you
warlock what the heck that's some some crazy shit thank you eight tier twos
210 to booze listen our john's place I make him guard them hell yeah no bro
who are you lowkey I don't watch any of you guys I ain't in the anime and
shit I have nobody man don't worry about it what the heck yo you you fought you
fought noita loomis thank you for the five gifted thank you such an intricate
name thank you you folk thank you thank you thank you for the five hey
what's up thank you concealed toast anyone else I missed I guess I will
Save
I think I've talked to everyone here trying to sponsor me
Okay, I got those
We got 10 million likes
Bro, there is no shot. You got those likes. No, man. I got the proof
100 million likes 10 million comments just like you said look bro what how's
that shit even possible it's collab time bro oh no should I collab with him
oh chat saying Pog whole I have to do it if chat wants it right okay fine this
was the stream you got your one-minute segment bro you can go now hey let's
Let's go. This slip-slop's gonna do numbers.
Oh, no, it's easy.
Yo, social bean stats.
Alright, chill. Look. I'm pretty famous.
Hello, Sina.
Alright, looks good. You're clear to go in.
Thanks, Sina.
They made Sina the door man.
Come on, stop!
chat eboy son or eagle daughter
eboy son or eagle daughter
can you get out of the way? I'm trying to watch this
wait, Tracy, ain't you doing a year long 7th on my account?
what are you watching?
I'll tell you post about it on Zitter
POV got English teacher giving good boy affirmations for lonely men part 42
wow
still going
I uploaded my voice and personality into an AI thing and it's streaming for me
Bro, that's me galaxy brain shit. Can you show me how to do that too?
Bro, I don't know how Justin set it up for me. Anyway, you can ask Tanks for my autograph
I got a few three sign merch things for fans later. Bro. Did you know what? Did you mean said about you?
Show the out-of-context clip. She was saying you guys are D gens and shit. Look
He is, if used to living like prep boys anyway, wallowing in their own filth and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, why would I care?
You can't wallow in man for no reason, bro.
Oh my god, who knows better?
You have to try harder than that.
No, bro, listen closely.
She said you guys live like fat boys.
Wallowing in your own filth.
She was talking about you specifically, bro.
Called you a whale.
Oh!
No, fuck!
Why the fuck is she calling me fat?
Whatever, did you mean it's chopped?
I don't get how she goes around talking about how other people look, bro.
Ooh, time to clip that!
So real, bro. You cookin' on God.
Okay, um, I need to bring that back to the other house, it says.
Yo, who the fuck are you? Who let you in?
Man, who is you? Justin, the Peanuts, Geraldo, or Karrion, this place? What do you even do?
Oh, damn, they're poppin' off?
My bad, let me just get on my knees and suck mid-ass content dick.
Motherfucker, I'm tanks, I run this shit.
Yo, big dog, you gotta hear what DID you mean, said about you guys.
What'd she say?
She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit. Look.
He is, is used to living like prop boys anyway,
wallowing in their own filth and shit. You know what I'm saying?
That's pretty funny. It's true.
Ha ha!
Bro, she meant it unironic and shit.
Look you fireman shots at you guys man you thin skin this fuck if you think that shots bro chill. It's all good
Fuck I can't use that use what?
Nothing, bro. Catch you around
That one did not work. Oh
Shit they got it upstairs
Holy moly yeah, what's up, dude? I'm draw though nice to meet you and Caden bro. Yo, what's your girlfriend?
Fuck, you just say?
I know you're hiding in here somewhere.
Hear me out.
You could do so much better than payphone guy.
Dude, I got like 10 cars.
Two outside alone, bro.
I think she's good.
Bro, I gotta show you something.
Did you mean was running her yapper about you guys?
I don't care, bro.
This fortified attorney's about to start.
She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit.
Look.
He is, is used to living like Robboys anyway, following in their own filth and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I said, bro, I don't really care.
Yeah, but how do you feel about that?
I feel nothing. I don't care, bro.
Can you quit buzzing around?
No, I get that, but how do you feel about what she said?
Bro, I said I don't care.
How do you feel?
Stop the tackle, bro. How do you feel about it?
I don't care what she said, bro.
How many times I gotta say I quit beating around my day. How you feel about it, bro?
I don't go fuck about old TV. I don't think about the clip care about that
If did you fucking die tomorrow? I wouldn't care fuck off. Oh, no, damn bro
Why didn't you just say that in the first place? Oh
Another clip acquired
This is not going to be good. Yo, what's good man? Don't think we've met
Sup, Unk? I'm Caden. I'm a musician too. He got rated and formed.
Sick, bro. That's tight. I'm gonna track any time you want, bro.
Hold up. Did you hear what- did you mean, said about you guys?
She was talking about me? She trying to link?
She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit. Look.
He is, if used to living like Rap Boys anyway, wallowing in their own filth and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
She kind of feisty, huh? Might have to hit her up again, low key.
Ooh, I know. We should make a diss track.
I know.
Fire back, bro.
That's good boy.
I'm gonna lay down some bars right now.
Alright, I'm down. This sounds fun.
Rap about online TV.
Yeah. Let me start it first.
Online TV's the worst.
Posers farming money using nothing else but thirst.
Oh, my chatter
Yo, I hit up Digimane, but I think it may be wasted just chopped anyway mid is double Jades
Damn that was fire. She was all jokes. I love those guys, but I had to keep your energy know what I'm saying
Yeah, of course, bro. I hear you another terrible clip to add to the collection
Just terrible
Just fucking terrible
Hey, what's up, man? I'm Justin. You here with someone?
Sup, brah, I'm Caden. Nah, I'm here alone.
I'm trying to leave with the Zecura, though, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, I ain't man, chill.
Bro, did you hear what- did you mean said about you guys on the stream?
Yeah? What did auntie say?
She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit. Look.
News is used to living like frog boys anyway,
wallowing in their own veils and shit. You know what I'm saying?
Damn! She lowkey talking shit, huh? Hey, who cares? She'll still hit me up, bro. I'm carrying that content when we stream together.
Provoke him, tell him she's holding him back.
Nah, bruh. You all crazy and shit on your own stream, but when you're with OTV, you lowkey on a leash.
The fuck you talking about? I ain't cut, man. It's just, I gotta tone it down for OTV's audience.
Well they way more sensitive than fuses, you know?
But that's what I'm saying, like, they more wholesome.
And that's good, you know?
I'm looking tired of all the toxic fuse chatters.
Real shit, bruv.
Oh wait, I could maybe bring that to, um, the guy downstairs.
Tanks.
Maybe he won't like that one.
Maybe.
Yo, go find their stable, Gerardo.
Yeah, I can do that.
It'll not work.
Alright. A rat! Alright, I think I've got what I need.
Hi, Jaden. Come on in.
You know what, thanks for the 20! Thank you! Thanks, and Jensen!
Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. Alright, who should I talk to first?
I think I need to show up.
Hi, what's up?
Thank you, Jensen.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yo, Digi, I got some real ass Dubai matcha tea for you.
Fuse has been talking mad shit about you guys.
Oh shit, the drama is finally gonna start.
It's time.
You capped it, bruh.
What did they say?
Ooh, okay.
Uh, the Justin one will not cause drama.
He said he likes to chat.
Tracy doesn't care.
Um...
I'm gonna show the Geraldo what she's saying, he hopes you all die, look.
I don't go fuck about on TV, I don't think about them, I don't care about them, if
did she fucking die tomorrow?
Will she play the Ari Keri DLC with Ata?
Yeah, we'll talk the little eggs, thanks for the two months, and I'm planning to
start Resident Evil 4 tomorrow.
Bro, for real?
Geraldo?
I thought we were cool.
Why is he talking shit like that?
I'ma call him up.
is gotta know that ain't cool wait hold on don't call him oh yeah don't call him
don't call him why not I think they got some explaining to do tell her they're
trying to start a gender war tell her she's too important for them
bro you know how they're like misogynistic they want you to overreact
so they can say that women are too emotional and shit. Their fans love that.
Yeah, you got a point. It doesn't sit right with me that they just get to say that without
any consequences, though.
Don't worry about it, Queen. It was probably a one-time thing. They won't do anything
else to escalate that shit.
Mmm, time to escalate it. Melanie go to Jade and show the rap.
Curve stop double Jades de boo boo
I can't do such a thing I can't do such a thing
Bruh, I just stopped you's Tracy dropping it off
I think he said he had to break it to prove that he has aura or something framed
There's only three in the world, and I have two of them!
My poor baby, they won't get away with this!
I'll fix you, my precious!
Okay, okay, this is fine. I'm framing them for stuff.
Okay, I don't think there's anything to do in here.
Um...
Here?
No?
I need more content.
Uh, hi. Who are you?
Did you hired me today for the sweet and salty podcast? Fine shit. Both of you are going to be taking turns making out with me.
Ewww!
I have a little thing to tell you.
Michael!
Anyway, I'll just leave and hit me up when you're tired of Michael the Chud and ready for Kate and the Hunk.
Hi.
You're good.
Um...
Wait.
My taboo-boo.
My poor-to-baby.
What else can I trade them for?
You will hire an emerald of Niacola for a happy one year.
Welcome back!
Hmm, anything outside?
I'm trying to find ways to frame...
...Fuze Clan.
Renfthiki's hype, Gigi.
Yup, Shogun, thanks for the vets.
I need to talk to more people.
Michael Eves quarter four twenty to five expenses and federal inquiry.
I've been staring at Michael's expense report for a few hours and have questions.
Why is he buying three hundred seventy five thousand dollars worth of plutonium?
Why do you think it was okay?
The FBI sent me a letter asking about unsanctioned acquisition of federally controlled materials.
I respect that Michael is honest enough to disclose the purchase, but I'm your
Accountant not your lawyer. I'm not even gonna try filing this let alone write off as a business expense. Please direct me to the contact of your attorneys
Oh my gosh, what's he doing with all of that? Hey, what's up?
Chat be honest, are you old boss?
You're gonna drive the car again
Oh, it's not that.
Find ways to frame foos clan.
Well I could just try to farm nooter right, oh wait, I need to switch my mods because
I need to get banned for my streamer academy final.
So I need to remove the damage control mods.
Kaden, Breitling number one fan.
OMG, Kaden, I love your streams.
I watch every stream.
And if I can't, I watch the VOD.
I love you.
Please mod me.
Dr. K, Kaden, your chakras are misaligned.
Mental clarity and focus on your priority.
I will support you and center you.
Moderation is dictatorship.
The free market will decide.
Let them be free and the views will trickle down.
I'm just going to add some horrible mods, I think,
because I need the damage control to be terrible.
Viewership for vandalization increase.
OK.
Excellent.
I
Caden come on in I fuck with their cars or something
So what I'm supposed to do
Get the last
Rc car all you want just bring it back here when you're done
Cheddar!
I might have been tilted from fused time saying that stuff, but it's whatever.
Hi!
Hmm.
I must be missing something, I always go to the other house.
Not enough content.
Wait, he's there!
You see?
Dude!
I'm not crazy!
See? He's just there chilling. I told you guys.
And he just vanished.
I told you guys. I'm not crazy.
Oh!
Hey Chatter.
Bro, I'm god I gotta get this AI slap set up.
Oh prompt it to oh I think they'd get most mad for insulting Daisy say
something fucked up about Daisy P2 and ragebait maxit none of those weird-ass
AI dashes you guys know Daisy from OTV only thing faker than her voice is her
fake-ass personality she's a bitch in real life you guys know that right let it
That's a clanker. I said no dashes
That'll work though
All right
Yikes
It's time to cause more time
Dude, I'm about to have a mental fucking breakdown at first. It's just talking shit
But now oh
Tracy's also talking mad shit about us for no reason as if he does anything noteworthy
The worst part is them freaking Judy's to boo boo. That was so fucked up right now saying she has nothing left to live for
Fuck this. It's way too far now. I'm calling up tanks right now
He's gotta tell us people to quit being this out of pocket. They're using you wait
No, you know, this is just a way for them to become relevant again
They run in low on content, which is why they're trying to start drama. Don't let them use you
I need to do something though. They clearly don't like us or respect that. I can't let that slide
Now I got some wisdom to drop when they do this kind of thing. It's cuz they feel disrespected trust me
I'm a relationship expert. I know what you can do. You like doing giveaways, right? You should give them a peace offering
I can even do it for you if you're busy
Good idea my love language is gift-giving after all if you leave them a nice gift on my behalf
I'd really appreciate that. I'll pay you however much it costs. Oh
Boy find something for all the gifts views on behalf of OTV
Okay, I guess we're gonna go to back to the mall
All right, we've got to find the worst gift ever. Oh
Oh, wait, you're right. The stink bomb could be would be devious
Yes, look at that
Mike Michael stink bomb
Oh
Here we go
Oh, you call my name did you get our peace offering peace offering fucking peace offering
You guys ain't fuckin' right in the head!
Us? You're the one trying to ruin us for no reason.
Are you mad because Justin hangs out with us more than you guys?
Grow the fuck up.
The fuck are you even on about?
Nah, I ain't doing this shit no more.
I'm gonna make sure you fucks never get a sponsor again.
I'm gonna nuke your entire org.
Fuck that!
Nobody disrespects online TV!
Daisy, get back!
Oh no!
What is that?
Oh my god!
They're gone!
Wow, um, that was a, that was a crazy, um, that was a crazy, uh, quest line.
What the shit, man?
That was a crazy, uh, quest line.
What the shit, man?
I don't like these guys enough to be dealing with death lasers
and shit.
They'll be useful enough.
Chat, how's my view count looking?
Oh, OK.
So I could leave this area, but then I can't finish
my stream academy with a Pyro software.
So I'm going to try to get banned, and that will go
complete area.
Oh, here we go.
I'm racking it up.
I'm about to get banned.
Oh wait, yeah there's the homeless camp too, I've never even visited there.
Okay, um, return to Professor Pyro Software.
Oh wait, I didn't lose viewership from getting banned this time.
I guess he truly trained me well.
Guys, there was another one!
I saw him!
Right in front of me.
I saw it.
I got banned. I followed your advice and capitalized on that shit. I didn't even lose any viewers.
Then your training is complete. Congratulations, Broccoli Cut. I'm still upon you the certificate
of completion in live streaming mastery. As a parting gift, I'm giving you the official
pyro economics handbook authored by yours truly. Follow the guides and you'll not
I'll leave it to you viewers but game viewers when banned
you'll gain viewers yeah
I'm gonna say I'm gonna increase your viewership slightly amazing
we're looking forward to seeing it got any final tips bro
just be confident in your grips my games and game dev experience were never
the hook for my audience
it was my confidence about it I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
I don't even know how to code whole time I want that slizzard
I was just playing on my phone.
Get out of here, broccoli cut.
I hope to see you at the top of the twinge homepage soon.
Thanks, Pirate of Software.
Yes, thanks.
I do this too.
Oh.
A left-wing grift for fault for viewers.
I sent...
I'm boycotting starbunks this week.
Nice.
Okay, um, I will check out the camp and do that quest line too before I leave.
You gain to be received to how unmoderate your chat is.
Let's fucking go.
Should I stay here or go somewhere else?
All right, this guy has a- oh wait, did I talk to this guy?
You people my new whip, shit was 200 grand.
It's a MacLaryon.
200 grand.
She's beautiful, huh?
Assets guys, thanks for the raid.
She needs a real eater to take her out.
Let the content god, Kate and Brentley, take fine shit for a ride.
Wait, oh my god.
Kate and Brentley?
I see your fucking clips all the time, dude.
I just didn't recognize you.
Alright, sure, you can drive it.
The highway northbound is closed right now for construction, so we can just have
the road to ourselves.
Hell yeah.
I
Don't space to look at phone
Sammy thanks for the eight months
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, well this shit slippery
I'm doing I'm doing great
The car swerves on its own
I'm trying to watch this this family guy episode
Where am I? Where am I? What happened?
I'm fine. This is fine.
I'm fine.
Don't watch time together over once.
It just feels like you really clicked.
But lately, she's been really distant.
Like, she barely talks to me.
I'll pop in, say hi, maybe drop a couple
gift-in subs to show her up there.
And she'll just ignore me.
Not even high and on like she used to.
She'll get other people's messages
or responds to them.
Crickets!
I've been trying to get her to look.
What's that? What's that?
I was just trying to watch the TikTok.
holy shit bro, is my drone okay?
my leg!!
oh no! no!
no! I'm so sorry!!
my drone
who fucking drone bro is it broken?
wait the stream drone is broken?
nooo!!
am I going to lose my legs?
how bad is it?
how do I know what to look bro?
where am I bleeding from?
make sure it's okay for me bro
I didn't buy the protection plant bullshit
I'm gonna think it's broken
ahhhh!!!
run, no shot
Stupid ass staff, get off my dead!
Oh no, it's over!
You were suspended!
Yay!
However, using the skillzone industry mechanic, you actually gained viewers.
Let's fucking go dude.
Uh, okay, so I will check out the camp behind the house now.
And I think that will be my last thing to do in this area.
Shander!
All right, I see it.
Shander!
You guys see him, right?
He's real!
He's over there!
Stop following me!
Oh my God, he's gone.
Shander.
I have content loaded right now.
I have some content loaded right now.
Hello my sweet boy.
Hey, you be gone or change?
Ain't I'm on here?
Shit's fine man, give me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got some needle, needle too dumb man, fuck.
It's up there. You missed it, huh? No, this is. It's little for man.
Is this supposed to be Borson? Hey, bruh, you look familiar.
The proffy, man. The zone. The zone. The frozen bags.
No frozen bags. The frozen bags.
What the fuck are you saying, bruh?
This new brain bra ain't caught up with?
Chatter.
The voice said you.
Not me left and need to let it be the light again.
Can't believe you're not stopped too.
No.
He crushes ice from his frozen bags and urges you to snort it.
Yo chat, should I do this?
They're saying yes.
Aye, that's good enough for me.
Chat voted yes.
Give me that shit.
He awakes your awakening.
By the gods.
Chat, do you hear this?
He speaks with Cleotone now.
The ice has granted me clarity to speak out, though the thousand ice will certainly still
do not.
I stand ready to embrace my own destiny.
I feel it's cold coursing through my blood.
What is going on?
Don't fall, seek out the king of the road, there, my destiny shall unfold.
What is going on?
Shatter
King Benton Thorn
Who is that in front of me? My vision fails me. It's Zornul!
Oh my gosh
His chat doesn't understand who it all is for.
Oh my god.
Hold on one second.
There we go.
Oh, yes it is.
Why'd they make Zoil the Skitso King?
They can't understand them at all.
So you bear the garments I have signed you to fetch.
A shadowed alchemist bid me find you.
Spook of fate, in all men's yet unfold.
Forgive me, lad.
I took you for an errand, boy.
These eyes and this wretched memory
plague through games of me in my twilight years.
My food is here.
Who are you, then?
I am King Fenton Fawn, lord of the seven encampments,
protector of the row.
And where am I?
You stand at needle's reach.
The heart of the seven encampments, from here my rule extends over all.
Your increase suggests you're a stranger to this land, and yet I know your face.
I've seen you in dreams.
I trust you, lad.
Gods help me, I do.
Be toxic or be kind.
I thank you, Your Grace.
Your trust is no small gift.
Do you know what fate intends now that it has led me here?
I am yet uncertain.
By ask this of you, lad.
Have you met my cumbly daughter Miria? She has promised to house Mitharion in the north.
And sadly, her heart is heavy with worry. She's never known the touch of a man. Will you ease her troubled mind?
Oh, great.
I'll see it done, your grace.
Princess Miria. Please! I wish not to be disturbed. Don't you know if the decision my father forces upon me? The whole kingdom has eyes on me.
Dude, they're just on drugs.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna grab my food.
I will be right back.
Okay.
Hello!
Hi guys!
Oh!
You got my boot!
What's the secret that you're struggling with princess?
My father promised the lord of our neighbouring encampment I'll remind him this once.
Holy shit this one's spuffin' bossin'!
Now I'm a sweat one these Motharian boys to get my father in front of me.
Shit this looks fucking awesome.
Not the meth aurean voice.
You could never rule a kingdom anyway.
Women have only fit for bearing sons.
Not for the crown.
Oh my fucking god, you see this?
You see in this shit?
Oh my god.
It looks amazing.
here to ensure you fulfill your duties to the rule always this talk of fulfilling
duty you sound like my father how I fully feel you then sweet last and really be
your daddy he's he sucks at talking the girls anyone speaks me like that
before in truth I've never spoken to a boy does she like it no way I've met
not even one of the Motharian boys I'm supposed to marry how are they
and never like either and not marry me then sweet girl forget those other
churls take my hand instead heavens your offer is generous but you're right I
must fulfill my duties and strengthen our lines with House
MacGharion please just talk to the MacGharion boys in the neighbouring
encampment and tell me who would be the best match for me
Oh, there they are. Okay. How's Smith Orion? Oh my god, crashing out.
Greetings, Lord. Who are you? Who am I? You must be an outsider! I hate outsiders!
Alaric, let this boy's head off!
Please, my lord, Mercy, I'm stranger to this land. I do not mean to offend.
How pathetic! A miserable coward sniveling from Mercy! It is nearly amusing!
I am in need of a new chester!
A chester?
My last lost his sense for humour and never grew out of his...
Kill Guy material. For that, he was executed.
Kill Guy is unfunny!
Thank you, my lord. I grew sick of that half-wit nonsense as well. I much prefer chicken jockeys.
Cards above. You are no better.
Why don't chicken jockeys awesome?
Be gone from my sight before I have my son remove that cap from your skull.
Oh my goodness, well this was a disaster.
An absolute failure.
Oh, I have to investigate the suns.
Oops.
Then I go back to her.
Ant monster, thanks for 8 months.
They got to make this into a movie.
What do you mean a movie?
This is just, this is just Twitch.
A bastard boy. I can smell it on you. Your odor offends me.
Sorry, man.
What disease possesses you to disturb me peasant?
A common wretch in my presence. Disgraceful.
I'm looking for the Mitharian brothers. Might you be them?
You know not who I am. I am a laryg Mitharian.
Fool. God's above. What a painful insect before my eyes.
Who make a little hint on your quest?
Your name is known to none, little brother.
I am the Lord's own blood, you ape.
Respect shall be given, unless you wish to learn the consequences.
I call Representing House Fenton Thorn to talk to you and your brother, and identify the most suitable for the princess.
a choice no I was led to believe I was a one destined to deflower her she was
promised to be my birthday gift oh you thought wrong I come representing the
king and the princess to decide the course of this union fuck you and your
house her young cuddly body is mine to clean oh my god this guy's a freak
You'd this mind your tongue, or there's not a chance in the seven hells I choose you as her groom.
I can have my father set me your neck from your shoulders, and your stones from your frame, should I wish it?
Be gone, peasant! I've reached my limits with you.
This guy sucks. What about this guy?
Seven hells, he's brighter than my batty.
Okay, they both suck.
Sire, why is it that you're wearing a helmet?
I wear it so no one can see my nasty face. I'm hideous.
I'm looking for the Mitharion brothers. My UV one.
Yes, I'm Kaelin Mitharion. Am I in some sort of trouble?
Oh, I do like not.
Kaelin. First Kaelin Rossbeth is my name, and now you. All these damned imposters among us.
Forgive me, I've met no trouble. Please, tell me, what did you seek?
A calm representing House Fenton Thorn. To talk to you and your brother and identify the most suitable for the princess.
Oh, gods, this burden is too great. I want no part of it.
He's bought a marriage, my friend. There is nothing to fear with the princess for grace.
It's not the marriage I fear, it's the plan. It just seems for the wedding.
Oh, God. I can't go through with it.
I never scheme once. He was a child-toucher. He was.
His your house of the same devious nature.
I've spoken too much, B.B.B.
Spoken too much? What does that mean?
It's a little bit strange and odd.
Well, I don't think she would be happy marrying either of them.
Speaking to the motharian boys. Do they seem suitable husbands?
Yeah princess. They are most curious lot to say the least
Then speak who in your eyes is the most worthy match for my hand
Should I give her the the the mean brother or the scaredy cat one
The scary cat one at least doesn't seem mean or I could offer myself I guess
To be truthful princess, it is I who suit you best. My heart longs to make you mine
By the gods, I thought the same. The way you spoke earlier of being my daddy. Such confidence
But I'm unsure if this is wise I'm already promised to a Motharian boy, to make a promise now may stir the wrath.
I cannot princess, the only promise that matters to me is to give you now to be devoted to you.
Oh brother.
Then it is decided, gladly I will take you as my husband.
I'm overjoyed.
Please speak to my father the king and tell him of your decision so that in the air range the wedding.
You know, he's gonna be so pissed.
I don't know what it is but I trust you my Lord. I accept this union if this is what you insist.
We've only just met and you give me your daughter like that. What kind of father are you?
A father who needs an heir, damn it. I'd marry Miriam myself, I could. But my seed is dry.
What the fuck?
Excuse me, your grace. What in the seven hells did you just say?
Oh, brother, man.
Enough. A man of my age should not argue longer. Go and tell Lord Mithari of the final wedding plans.
He's not going to be very happy.
A bastard boy, I can smell it on you.
A calm bearing message from the king about the forthcoming wedding.
Does it look like I care what a fenton-thorn errand boy has to say?
I'll hear no such dual blather but here I'm entertained.
Oh, okay.
Well, we'll have to make him nice and happy then.
Come here and entertain you then, my lord.
I'm tired of jokes I know you will smoke our crystal concoction and you shall make
a fool of yourself for my viewing okay
all heavens I feel alive yay more drugs more drugs
Now, go bring about mayhem! Go! Run for your lord! Run, you little shit!
Call some meth-induced mayhem. You're going insane. Resist the urge to crash out. Ah, fuck.
Shit, I know I overreact sometimes working on myself and shit.
What the fuck is that?
Ah shit!
Bitch ass staff.
It's fine, I gained viewers.
There!
He's still there!
You see?
He's real!
He's following me!
I'm not crazy!
You are mused me boy. The maddest fool to streak across my court yet. You have earned the right
to speak. What message add you? Lord Motharian, I come there in news of
Princess Maria and whom she will marry. Princess Maria will not marry a Motharian
The Fettin' Thorns have decided I will be her husband instead.
They would damn break the promise we were given.
It was one of my sons who would marry her, none else.
One of them would have fathered a king.
Now none of them will.
And you, do you enjoy conspiring with these deceitful Fenton Thorns?
Yes, I'm a bitch. No, I'm Alpha.
I gotta get the viewers to-
I hold no allegiance to the Fettin' Thorns.
I am my own man.
Tell me, boy, do you know the story of our houses?
For generations, my house ruled the seven encampments atop the morphean throne,
until my father, the former king, was usurped by House Fentonpour.
Rash and impulsive, they called us unfit to rule, they said.
I can relate. Once my friend Gerard led me to a crypt,
it cut me a large portion of my followers like yourself.
You lost your men. I lost my father. They slaved him with the needle in the back
Couldn't even face him those cowards. They have stifled our economy and our prosperity ever since
Out of fear of what we might become. Okay, the mess files are more crazy
So that might be better for for viewership, but I already hit the requirements so I can do whatever I want now
They conquered the road fairly. Much as your house probably did generations past. I can't
know about the sorrows of sore losers. Insolent wretch! Callous fool! Clearly, you don't understand
the consequences of your words.
Fuck you Lord Motharian, your sons are both pieces of shit.
Return to your king and tell him that the Motharians will be ready for the wedding when
it is time.
Be gone.
Goodbye.
Chat, I'm gonna get married to a princess.
Have you told Lord Motharian of the wedding yet, my boy?
he's informed and all is coming for I'm so excited I have your grace he has
acknowledged the choice of bridegroom splendid my boy splendid and he took no
issue of your range with Ronnie of the man I like it I could betray both of them
no I can't betray soil your grace I fear they put up something devious I'm
I'm almost on Zero Sanity, I don't know how bad that is.
What the hell, your grace?
Zero Sanity.
weapons to a wedding but today extra let's say crash out on Twitter exception
the little arm or so I just have to lock in and not miss the checks and it's fine
as spend only $10 said go talk to more homeless people bro I'm going insane
sorry boy I've got Matt for no reason okay I gotta go change my mods out
outside of my stop going insane.
Actually, I think it's just the drugs making me insane.
Damn, it's gonna be tricky.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's because of my faith as you return to reality.
Kinda let me change out my mods.
Oh, hey, Gaten.
I'll get you my share of the rent soon.
Dambul.
Alright.
On mod, let's see, I will add Dr. K.
Here, punish sanity at save points.
Kaden, Brutley, number one fan, and um...
Let's do...
Um, Gerard, this should be good.
Well, I can, uh, meditate and gain sanity, okay, excellent.
I'm saying again!
YAY! Never thought I would see that.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, let's get this white machine on.
I thank you for warning me, my boy.
My men stay in the ready.
No fencing for blood, but we shed to death.
Something awful's gonna happen.
I'll deliver my bloody shaft to her. That's for certain my new toy
Scared bro. He's so fucking creepy
Today is a momentous day young lord my daughter shall at long last fulfill her duty to the road
One more to talk?
Oh.
Why'd they even let him talk?
Talk to high sepsis to begin the ceremony.
The light of the gods shines upon you, my child.
Today, the princess's union shall be sealed in the eyes of the divine.
It seems to me that the weddinggoers are content, and all is in order.
Let us begin.
Let us indeed, child, King Fintanthon, beloved Queen, and honoured guests, today we are
gathered here under the eyes of God, and today we not only unite two souls for life,
but we also forge alliance and duty.
Let no blade nor blight tear asunder what shall now be bent.
Hurry up!
The king instructed me to tell you to wrap it up high sepsis.
My father is pro-wary of this.
Yo, NPC Matt, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you!
Thank you so much.
Elim, kids, may the gods bless this union and guard their part.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Before the rites are sealed and the vows spoken,
Is there anyone who would like to speak?
Uh-oh.
I started cutscene.
Oh god.
What am I doing?
Oh god. Oh shit.
Draw your weapons.
Yeah!
Victory for soil.
I would squeal.
Butters! Kill them! Kill them all!
Oh shit.
Who am I shooting at?
What?
I don't even have like a using the bow animation.
I'm just holding it and clicking.
Is that all the guy I'm supposed to kill?
He's a Natharian.
Um.
Is there another one?
There another one
This is
There we go, I guess I just had to shoot him from the back
All right, I
I saved them.
Well, bounty will I receive, now that I've defended the crown, or followed perhaps?
Or soap?
A twist prime!
Oh
All rise for the king
The king my boy you have served the realm with a selfless heart my dreams did not mine
You were the one fate it chose to restore the balance of the road for this
I grant you the title of night and declare you as a savior of the seven
Savior of the seven in campus you to be brave in the name of morphe. I charge you to be just
Oh, he touched her butt. I saw it.
Yo, aw, fuck it. Thanks for 38 months. Welcome back.
Okay, I'm back to reality. Wow, what a quest line.
I think that's the last thing I had to do in this area, so I can move on to the next chapter I guess
That was um, that was
Truly cinematic, you know
Now we're back to reality
What's up, bro? I'm waiting for my coke plug to show up. He's usually around here. I know that fucking pussy starts me
Hi, bro. I'm big enough 30k like I promised time to work your magic
Fucking fuck yes dude!
Okay, hold up. Watch this.
What, your wife you abandoned her?
Ah, I gotta go stream, you know.
I gotta go stream.
Hello? Uh, yo, what up?
Uh, this is the White House?
Yeah, yeah.
The White House?
I'm from the team, Brentley Management Team.
Bro, who'd you call? Let me talk to him.
No dude, trust me.
It'll sound better if your manager talks to him.
Otherwise, you're just doing some cringe ass self promo shit.
Uh, hello?
Oh
Yeah, this is the kid friendly management team
Listen, no bullshit. I know you guys been scouted for the next influencer interview to reach to see
Cletus cordwood
That's not it. I got a huge opportunity for you my client
Kate and Brentley is the leading streamer in Los Angeles right now with over
50,000 consistent viewers daily. That's not true
But now of course close enough could continue interviewing with gamblers and crypto grifters
Or if you could interview with the King, the content God
No fucking way
What are you fucking serious don't choke dude, I need you to not throw this
Oh my god, it's him it's really
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's really him
Okay, yes, as you might have been told King is very interested in interview
Let's fucking go. I'll make it quick. Yeah, listen the kid Ross interview was a flop
I mean everybody's been saying it girl was just me writing you live on camera for a whole hour
I mean he was doing tricks on it. That's really nasty
There are kids on the side, you know, and the Logan Blake interview, again, more dick-riding.
I mean, the people want to see authenticity, and not that fake-ass shit, you're gonna need
the support if you want your third term.
What do you say, Mr. President?
Well, you know, Haley, make good argument.
I'll say we make it happen.
My team will be in touch to plan the details.
Yes!
Okay, thank you, Mr. President.
We'll see you soon.
I'm gonna...
yes okay thank you mr. president we'll see you soon I'm gonna oh you have to
give props to the staff that was fucking crazy you're the goat on God for
easy fucking clap dude I told you I'm gonna mug I'm Caden Ross let's go you
ready for this shit dude the president's gonna be here soon we got a
Alright next level hell yeah, dude. Let's do this shit. I'm fucking hyped. Yes
It's gotta be the good part
Let's go oh
Oh, oh
This looks so serious. They got the softbox lights and everything
This is a little bit intimidating
I
Want to hear his voice lines talk go twinch popo better not be watching me right now
You know, I might check out that old pick me pizza later
He's just mumboing to himself.
Yeah, we got a lot of good ones out there, I think the whole on fire.
She got something special to it.
She got a lot to learn, and she'll be damn good officer someday.
Holy fuck, bruh.
Holy shit!
Plus 39,000 viewers!
I'll turn it to the fire title.
All right, lock in, every answer is important.
What the hell is this talk of edgy, son?
You rolling or what?
Telling you're live ignore him.
Yeah, I'm always rolling.
It's like an endless sepathon type shit.
Hell, I'm so damn impressed by kids and your generation
just knowing how to do a damn broadcast.
Your own little TV station and everything,
that's impressive shit.
correct him or ask him about his son?
No glazing. Remember they said the glazing interviews were bad so I got to just shit on him.
Nah, I'm kidding on TV. We on twinge.
Hell, whatever the hell it is, even better I guess.
You know, alternative news sources are finally bringing power back to the people.
I'm tired of that damn mainstream media bullshit controlled by the lefties, you know.
You know, all they're both bullshit, but whatever it is, I can tell you're a smart one.
Um...
See that chat? Bet all you dadder is feeling dumb as fuck right now.
Even the pres glazing me.
Well, uh, you know, as you know, I'm, um, running.
I'm a third term this year.
Uh, I want some intelligent young, you know, men and women, boys and girls like yourself,
to vote for and to save this country.
I'm gonna be for real. I saw the Caden Ross interview. I all them politics was boring as fuck my check in a sleeper that shit on God
Yep, yep, man. Caden Ross, you know at first I thought you and him were the same person
You know I'm saying same name and all he was nice kid. He was using these one of the good ones
Bro was a glazed
4,000 viewers giving gifts and worshiping you for an hour straight. We pull up the Fendham special on OF
Chat wants to hear someone ask the real questions.
So, when are you releasing the Epstein files?
Ooh, yeah, what's your answer to that, Mr. Cornwood?
What in the hell is this?
I thought this was gonna be some nice little interview.
You know, Caden Ross already gave me a whole damn
X truck and a damn gorgeous, beautiful Rolex, by this point.
I ain't Caden Ross, bruh.
Bro's a fucking pussy.
Answer the question.
Were you out there with Diddy on the island?
I'm almost at a hundred K viewers son the Epstein files were hoax they ain't never been
Existed media is just trying to distract you from the important things. I'm doing to help this country
Okay, and I don't think I need to remind you and that I saved old slip-slop after it was bad
And without it ain't none of you kids would have a place to do your damn TV shows no more
It would have been fine, bro. We would have just moved to red mode. You gotta stay off that red boat son
The administration is funded by the CCP, you know, oh damn. I didn't know it was made by
Pitos. Oh, my administration is also keeping this country safe. We already been deported
over 300 million illegal immigrants just in this tart. 300 million. You know what my
opponent, Senator Jeffrey Bones, is running on a pro crime, anti-law, anti-American campaign.
can instigate drama or challenge him yeah that dude's a fucking loser on god
what you hate the most about it
100,000 viewers
these fraudulent felony jaywalking convictions on me it's a damn witch hunt
it's absurd I feel you bro chats always trying to slander eyes me and call me
watched we don't beat the accusations together bruh he's also planning on on
repeal in my America first bill which is all you need to see he hates America
senator bones the damn commie and you got to remember if corn could the corn
would that's a good one if corn could then corn would my new hundred percent
tariff on all countries is already bringing industry back to America don't
you worry they're gonna pay for it look at Canada their damn economy be
nothing about us I'm with you on only good thing Canada's given us is DJ
T.J. Tonnell.
They're more like a pet, I would say, you know, like a little dog, than a friend, you know.
Now they say dog is man's best friend, you know, so maybe it ain't a dog, maybe it's
like a gerbil or something, but...
What the fuck man?
...the time that they learned where their place is, and it passed a little bit of
gratuity.
Oh, T.J. Tonnell.
Oh, I understand now.
Hell, Canadians are pansies anyway.
You know, they won't do a darn thing about it.
It's about time America takes full advantage of weak nations so we can reach our full potential.
Bro, careful. My chat's gonna get jump-scared by all that talk about employment.
True.
We wanna hear some tea, bruh. When's World War III starting?
Well, you know, we can talk about foreign policy.
Play right here. I was on the phone with President Byron, you know, he's a weak man.
weak man I feel like if you call them that I call my boy really I gave him an
ultimatum I said you got a haul tall efforts on the nuclear program or
marriage is gonna take action bro I know how you can show me business send
another trillion to Israel oh yeah yeah it sounds like a terrific idea I'm like
a post on the fact social right now and after this and then I'll tell them
the new terms the deal bro be for real you can do better than that do you doubt
my strength as commander-in-chief son you tell me what would convince a young
voter like yourself if he or a farm if he mogged on them what would you all
pick one second I would say if he mogged on them
They ain't scared of you yet, bruh.
You gotta show them how our army mobs on theirs.
Well, if push comes to shove,
you know, we indeed will show our reign in our military might.
Okay? You can count on that.
Hey, come on, call a pushy again.
Nah, bruh, you're still just yapping like a pussy.
Do something right now that ain't just a threat
and ain't just some useless-ass zitter post.
Hey, you watch your damn mouth, okay?
Okay, using the MP word against me.
Fact is, our military might is so powerful,
these governments will love a bang no matter what.
Okay, strong leader knows the power for you.
Yo Luna, thanks for 11 months.
Thank you.
Tell him he's losing aura.
Bro, my chat's saying they're gonna vote for your ops now.
I think you got no aura.
Oh hell no, I'm the president.
I am the face of this country.
I am who they fear.
Bro, fuckin' prove it then.
I will!
Perhaps since Iran refuses to seize their nuclear program, I, President Cornwood, am declaring
the war effective immediately.
Oh God, what the fuck?
Biggest stream I've ever had!
Let's go!
Holy fucking shit!
I can't believe this!
I'm gonna get some goddamn viewers.
Yeah!
Nah, hell, that's right.
You see that, son?
I don't just bark.
bark okay this dog bites too wow all from one on stream interview the hell
that's a dad gum shit show out here oh bro I think you pissed them off oh who's
pissed off oh shit
no terrorist attack freaking damn dad got my radians they're gonna pay for this
one sir I'm getting worried that it wasn't the Iranians Canada just declared
no good damn maple syrup chugging French speaking parasites they don't know
what they just started get me the hell out of here it's so over six months
Later
Oh
Rest in peace. Oh my god, I'm in the war now
Dr. Yeast doing a thousand dollars finally a war stream. Oh, hey dude
Line up with your platoon
Now the Canadians have pushed us back to the base
We're in the worst damn position of our pecker-sucking lives.
They are winning, but we have a very important answer.
That maple syrup chug and loose-loving,
no good Canadian in the kid is our prisoner.
But he's not just any prisoner.
I had a million PQs.
Actually, a million PQs?
He was out joy-riding in a 10-minute camp.
That's how many I'm supposed to hit.
And his life is what we promised for our temporary survivor.
Hi, Simba.
Wait, this is Simp Dad?
That was Simp Dad talking?
What?
Oh, he's still going, he's still going.
I don't know why I'm doing it.
I said, Mom, you did really good at the beginning.
I like your voice acting, it was awesome.
They didn't put his little credit in the bottom left of the screen
for sent down, unless he didn't want it, I guess, I don't know.
This game's crazy.
Oh, hi, Coaster! We're Coaster 2! Hello!
can stream the war I was expecting some actual fucking content yeah we're down
only 47,000 viewers oh thanks for giving us up to sit long thank you and roll
roll fee thanks for for my thanks for playing brother's game is ridiculous
oh my god brothers just jokes about literally everything oh my gosh you and
me both brah I had an interview with the fucking president thank you thanks mom
hearts and chat for simp mom thank you oh simp mom gifted subs I'm truly so
blessed tonight those fucking pussy fuck you all because of some stupid terrorists
we need to get out of here dude watch this stream till we're on the battlefield
I'm gonna recruit like three more, and we'll have a full five step. We gotta get the five stack going
Mr.. Yeast gave another thousand dollars can I manage your death squad?
Shouldn't you be counting animal private quit bothering me? So that's that's simp dad talking
Okay, um
We've got so scheme is here Jonathan
MM dirt
Pyro software Michael Ease from Y right now, okay? I really want I
Want pyro software in the group?
Okay, well, okay. Well, what do you guys what do you guys think?
Whatever gotta get Michael for sure dude. No shot Michael Ease you fucking vaporized fuse clan, bro
How are you not locked up right now?
Well, obviously they caught me, but they realized my technology would be useful in the war against Canada
I'm here to put some new weapons to the test kind of fun. We got a way though. Okay. Well, let's invite him to this
What for sure? You're sneaking out want to fight in my death squad? Sure. Why not? I'm bored. I want to test out my new tech
Is there anyone else I make sure I don't miss anybody
Indian prisoner hi, you're all totally fricked you can't hold me here forever
My dad's gonna make sure you're all hanged from the CN tower.
We're gonna turn your mid-ass tower into an FW ratio you bozo's and yank this place.
Ha ha ha! Bad freaking Americans.
You can't even talk about war without using burger terms.
Your old beast bodies are gonna make great fuel for our tanks, eh?
Listen here, freak. You're gonna tell me everything you know.
I'll milk your line. They hired me straight out of a Guantalamo Bay.
Sure are for an operating base located at 48 degrees six minutes 30 seconds
West 80 degrees six minutes and 36 seconds is good information or would you prefer that in decimal degrees that
If you want one one latitude minus eighty point one one longitude I can also
Go to our MOB
Fuck chat. What the hell are you talking about?
Buddy you Americans really are stupid. Is that the best you have?
Yeah, well hockey isn't a real sport
Tilted.
American comedy, almost as bad as your military, eh?
Couldn't feed farmers in Vietnam, now y'all can't beat the nicest people on earth.
Yeah.
And Drake ain't beating the Pito allegations.
Hey, shut your freaking mouth about Drake.
He could out-wrap thousands of Kendrickson his sleep.
What is bro spitting?
If I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you first.
No one disrespects our gold.
No, brother.
Huh? Uh, yes. Uh, Semper-5, sir.
Is this, uh...
Hmm, I think I've seen you around somewhere.
You from Maplewood?
Uh, yeah. I work at Coco's there.
Uh, I'm Stephen. Uh, I think I've seen you running around town.
Small world, huh?
So, uh, what are you doing here now?
I got drafted, but they told me my body was too underdeveloped to see combat.
So I'm just guarding the prisoner here.
Well, can you tell me about this Canadian dweeb?
He's the Canadian Prime Minister's son, apparently.
No idea why he's out here.
We captured him while he was joyriding a tank.
Hmm...
The only reason they don't obliterate our camp right now is because we have...
It's up to me to keep him guarded.
So, I'm putting together a depth squad to go find some content.
You win?
Hmm... Yeah, I'm down.
Wait, I didn't want to recruit him!
I treated him like a watchdog.
And he would give me a choice to just put him in my group!
Oh brother, well, um, who's MM Dirt?
Heh, they're letting you stream this?
What are you, like a ten viewer maker-wish kid?
No offense, but...
Oh, hey, John of the Forest!
Watch, but nobody.
He doesn't make songs.
I'm a pretty big streamer.
Top one percent.
I have panel twitchcon, you know.
Damn, Monk, that's crazy.
Got any streaming tips?
Even if I were to tell you, you probably couldn't understand.
Not many people can relate to me.
And to be honest, they shouldn't even try.
They'll just hurt themselves.
Because I am, this is low-key kind of complex,
but I do think of myself as better than the average person.
Not everyone has my X-factor.
I believe you, bruh.
I'm not worth your time, though, so I'm a go now.
Well, I'll be darned.
It's Sears!
No, I want Jonathan and pyro stop order. Can I kick Steve?
Wait, what do you mean Koreans though Brett war against Canada that's what they want you to thank sure
But it's still the Korean I can reload
Okay, I want to set up this whole war Michael
Jonathan and pyro
Okay
Okay, let's get um Jonathan all right. We got seer
Honestly Steven would be really funny too. It's just I I have to bring seer. He's my friend, you know
Thanks to that elite ball knowledge, bruh. It got me an interview with the president. That's why we're here at all
Great, so I caused this war. I should have known
Always been about me
Anyway, want to fight in my death squad? Just don't roach out and ditch your group this time, please
All right
Anything as long as I don't need to work on my game. Yo Asian ear lobes. Thank you for the prime
time and then we'll get Michael.
Dude, no shot.
Michael, Eves, you fucking vaporized the case plan, bro.
How are you not locked up right now?
Well, obviously, I'm here to, well, sure, why not?
All right, I've got my squad.
Come on, dude.
We need a squad if we're going to merc some Canadians.
I'm just itching to kill some.
Yeah, man, they were down.
I think we got enough backup.
Let's fucking go, dude.
I'll meet you up again.
More time!
Don't let the general know we're leaving.
Dr. Yeaston at $5,000 show us the war zone!
Oh shit, it's time!
It's time for war.
Good morning, Private.
Yo, I'ma just head out there and check out what's good.
We were ordered to stay put.
Only reason we aren't dead right now is because of our prisoner.
anyone who leaves the Canadian shoe on site.
Well, uh, the general actually ordered me to go out there and be the peace guy or whatever.
Like a messenger.
Do you think I'm stupid, Private?
Please, bro, I need this.
My mom is kinda homeless.
I live with my dad.
He uses the same sob story every time.
The speed one.
Damn. That usually works.
Dr. He donated $10,000!
I'll donate more if you sneak out.
Find a way to distract the gatekeeper.
Okay.
Let's find a way out.
Maybe I could fuck with the flag.
I feel like my sanity is quite high.
I can probably lower the strictness in chat.
I'm going to take away Kate and Bruntly number one fan.
general is keeping it good call bruh i'll try to grab it often sneak up on the
general and pickpocket him
you doctor yeesh is going crazy
what are you doing quit sneaking around
yeah i got it you found that key yet come on let me out of here
Uh, who has it again?
You're use this little general over there.
I got the key, bruh.
You're trying to make a scene though, right?
Oh, you better believe it, Crowdy.
I'll show him what Canucks are made of.
Bet, bruh.
Chat, get ready to clip this shit.
Oh, God, what's he gonna do?
Oh, shit, he's out!
That didn't go how I planned, eh?
Someone get their prisoner back in his cage, dammit!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
You'll make sure I'm tall, scouting cat.
$20,000!
Alright.
Let's get the hell outta here now.
Yo, any twinge stackin' chat right now?
Duke, we snuck some guns on the way out!
But what about this shit in here?!
Bro, that's a fuckin' tan-
Oh shit!
Hell yeah, the Flaythrower, Gold AK, or the Crossbow.
Oh, there's more.
AS now.
We got...
M4.
We got that normal AK I'm gonna get the gold AK oh it actually lets me aim unlike the crossbow
okay let's go she's gonna be the best stream ever best wartime streamer at a let's fucking go
No, we're rich now.
Chad, you guys still awake?
Hey, team, let's go!
Oh, I got a kill plus 13,000 viewers.
Absolute cinema. That stream of all time.
I'm scared of what I've got.
Yeah!
What's you get you few Canadians?
How dare you eat these crazy, on-front fries!
That actually sounds more like shit.
This is crazy cool!
Yeah, I got unlimited ammo.
this is what she was talking about
all about
what happened?
how are you doing seer?
Rathaus his voice crazy
Time to capitalize we need a postgame interview
What's it like burning inside a tank is it like when you fell in the lava during your eighth failed mine shaft speedrun
You are fired if you don't get the idea. Seriously dude.
If you die you'll still have gotten like a 4-1 KD. Pretty good way to go out.
If you need more to get the idea, hurry up.
I can't jeopardize my stream's success to retain an untrustworthy tank driver.
You are a s**t. You're f**king crazy.
You drove the tank and took my stream content to the road.
He just keeps coming.
You've used it against me. You'd have done it again. Just admit it.
Oh, he did take take the stream content of driving the tank.
I got to keep streaming.
I know.
Gerard, you good?
Damn, rip the goat.
Chat, Epson chat for Gerard.
He went out like a champ.
Rest in peace, Gerard.
Mr. Yeesh has donated $50,000!
Oh my god!
Let's fucking go!
I am his crusader!
You chugs are getting mugged on!
Oh my go- oh!
I'm inside his brain!
Hands up! I shoot!
Hands down! I shoot!
I shoot!
I
See your hands up. I shoot and tell
I
Shit that was the content. We needed dude. What the hell is that?
Fuck I think we pissed them off dude guys. I'm pretty sure those are nukes about to be launched
I
No shot
What do I do chat I could save the country right now, but
Mystery story a hundred thousand dollars, you know
Stop the new or the new core fight PVC
You must fulfill your destiny.
It doesn't even give me the option to stop the nuke, I think there's no quest for it.
It was all a bait.
Where am I?
Am I dead?
I haven't happened.
God!
Is that Russell?
HAHAHA!
Wait!
Wait, it is Russell!
This is so stupid!
Yes, I am your father. I'm father to all life.
Well, I've never abandoned you, my child.
I see all and have accompanied you at every step.
And I'm here to accompany you now at the edge of the afterlife.
Yo, Chet, am I still alive? I fucking died!
Someone tell me you guys got a clip of it at least. Lincoln, I wanna see.
Oh my god, Chet's watching him dead.
You were a flight upon much more than your death, my child.
Before I decide whether you are worthy for the kingdom of heaven you must reflect on your life and be judged
Confidence. Hi bro light work on God. Hey on you. I was always hold from a spot
You'll account for your choices. Oh, no
And you'll help me understand why because when where I stand you have a lot of explaining to do came
Oh
Uh-oh, I'm about to be in big trouble.
Oh, no. Sit, Mom.
Then, you met a child in front of a hoarder's home, helpless and desperate.
Whether it's her selfish intentions or otherwise, you helped her and confirmed her abusive father.
Giving hand and voice to the helpless is an admirable-
I did a good thing there!
Well, you know, I wasn't trying to be a hero or anything.
Someone needed help and I just happened to be there.
Of course. This was only one of many actions you took in Maplewood.
Oh, he knows about that.
Dude, punish Jonathan then.
I wasn't the one shooting the guns, which I was, though.
business. In the end, you decide to risk the lives of customers to sabotage the humble
maple wood market. All of the viewers should gain their selfish eye because the man is
business. But the moment that revealed your true nature of all others was when you
encountered the man.
Oh no! I picked the contact. Wraddle that one too.
You really tortured and soon became a victim of murder. Yet instead of parenthesizing
I'm sorry.
Yo, I'm sorry, bro.
Can I just get a dog and make a video about how I've grown?
Hi, Moxa.
Oh, oh, hello.
I'm still getting donations in heaven.
Uh-oh.
Please, no more.
Hey, nah, you don't gotta be doing all that.
Let's just skip the rest of the file and let's get me into heaven.
I didn't really do anything recently anyway.
These final chapters represent you as who you are more than anything else.
Kaden, upon these final acts, the wordiness changes.
Uh-oh.
Now explain your actions.
For as all-knowing as I am, I cannot myself understand what
propels you to do the things you do.
In Los Angeles, you turned murder into fear,
chasing a cart while lives were lost.
You vandalized patrol cars, obstructed justice, even stole and tampered with evidence.
Uh-oh.
And they called out...
...to the lair of the cultist culprits.
After all that, you built even putting into their atrocities.
Instead, you let them continue their murderous crusades and refrain from informing the authorities.
I just wanted to survive!
Brother, we're gonna kill my ass.
You gonna blame me for trying to escape alive?
You died needed a reason to escape had you let the police bring it to justice and obstruct it.
Supernova, thank you for the prime.
Now explain yourself honestly, I may be all powerful, but my mercy can grow as good as it does now.
You turned abuse and online TV houses against each other, maurian friendship, killing innocents, and ruining the life of the young Michael Grimes. Why?
I don't know it was funny. I was eating that shit up
Wait that wasn't a trip I actually killed those guys. I'm gonna be real bro. I didn't even know I did anything wrong
I'm sorry. Sorry. Didn't know it was that deep.
This is much where you choose not to idolize the arrogance of selflessness and purity, instead
emulating a wretched and shameless.
Of all the things you did in Los Angeles, this battles me the most.
Reckless and distracted driving, leading to the near death of an instant man and so many
others.
Downplay it or reflect on the others.
Um, I don't know.
Why not both?
Both seems pretty good.
bro extra Amelia does it I thought looking at your phone while driving was
normal judge her for starting the meta onk
after meeting your goal in Los Angeles
and getting her president of the United States and those who are not directly responsible for Canada's indignation
you acted the intent to instigate a war Jesus why
To help President Cornwood?
Um, um...
I didn't think he was actually gonna die fucking stole my tank content bro
chat didn't get to see the tank POV once he wanted to be in it so bad he did it
to himself bro I'm at a loss for words Kaden and after wreaking havoc on the
battlefield against official military supervision you had a choice to make
stopping nuclear war that would kill millions or fighting a streamer and is
Is it any surprise that you died on your way to fight PVC?
It's almost as if the universe decided to punish you very, very bad.
Oh, spoilers!
So, did someone avenge me?
Or were my teammates useless as usual?
How about you ask something more important?
Like, what do the weeks when often killed millions?
The answer's yes, but...
Uh-oh!
Kaden, what have you done?
There's far too much here for me to excuse,
and these were merely the highlights.
Only I know what else he's done.
Only God knows what else he's done.
For that, you will not be allowed to do what I can do.
No!
Please!
Please God, I'm a good boy.
All I need is a Gothmami.
Just have one keep me on a leash in heaven.
I'm afraid not, kid.
It's time to be punished for your sins.
Where you're going, there will be no Gothmami.
No!
I'll do anything bro. I'll stop screaming forever. Please just let me in. I don't even like my chat. Oh
Shit the truth comes out
Was there even an option to go to heaven
Oh, his myth's saying...
Oh my god, it helps me.
What the hell is this place, bro?
The hell is right, boy. Today begin your eternity of suffering and damnation.
Chat is this real?
Uh, chat. I think I'm cooked.
Oh no.
Wait, one of the mods said last warning to stop talking about the drama chat.
Yeah, stop pointing out that he's in hell. You're gonna get banned.
What you all underestimate the pain is to come
Let's see how far
Chad
Why am I getting viewers for this shit, but you hate watching ass pose?
They're finally seeing what they and I have for so long
You're getting what you deserve
Oh my god, dude, Kaden's got crazy paint watchers.
Stop!
God, you guys like him to shit, huh?
Yeah, laugh it up, I'm a fucking lol cow, whatever.
Ah, it's more fun than I could have imagined.
Only torturing Jack the Hurtie could entertain me as much as this.
Holy shit!
You're still bubbling the hell up higher.
Wait, that was a big viewer jump that time.
Where were you guys when I was doing card openings?
They would know it, because no one ever loved you.
You're a laughing stock.
Cattle for them to mock.
Ask him to keep going, ask for variety.
Fucking shit, that hurt.
But I think chat liked the stretching more.
Stretch me further this time, no homo.
What? Careful what you ask, old boy!
You have no idea how much worse it can get.
Oh my god, a million viewers!
Two million viewers!
And do it all over again!
Valver! And Alver! And Alver!
Whoa, holy shit! This is gonna be forever?
This is like an infinite viewer farm!
Let's go with Gain, bro.
Go on, keep going. These guys got a slip-slop attention span. I don't want to lose these new viewers.
Do you not understand your faith, boy? This is forever. There is nothing and no one to share joy with. Pain is all you will know.
Wait, who is that in the cage?
Who is that? There's someone else in hell. I can't tell who, though.
Now fuck off!
OH GOD!
AHH!
Boo-hoo, holy shit.
This gotta be a record or something.
I don't even regret fumbling the PPC fight now.
NO!
THIS!
These are the most disgrociating things you can experience!
The only thing you should possibly be doing is fighting for a dragon!
Harder, speed it up!
23 MILLION VIEWERS!
This is so hot, bro!
I only got that many views for that.
Yo, say it and go harder, uncle.
How much longer must I go?
Until you understand that your viewers mean nothing now.
You can do nothing with them.
Nothing!
No collabs to have.
No fine shits to crack.
only God misery for you to experience alone forever I get it already torture
forever I don't care just put the viewers in the bag bro this is a hell for
you hell for you is irrelevant
God sent you to the wrong place oh he's never known what's right anyway the
The only punishment of all for you is to take your viewers away.
No!
You can't do this!
Please don't just keep torturing. I'll scream and make it all fun for you. No cap.
I got just the punishment for you, Kaden.
I will send you back in time to the beginning when you have a pair of viewers.
No!
I'll cut you!
NOOOOOO!
time you try to open your mouth to speak of what you know, you find it impossible.
You'll try, and you'll try, and wonder why you can't say the words you want to say,
watching helplessly from the back of your mind as your body grooms the earth.
Your existence will be reduced to screaming inside the prison of your own mind, with
I'm so old to hear all with no true hell for a shamer.
That is your hell.
Goodbye, chat. Goodbye.
Well, chat, I hope you enjoyed your stay. Looks like I'm about to fall off harder than ninja.
I knew that would be fun.
Oh my god, we're going back!
Oh noooo!
I heard Simp Mom's voice for a second.
No! It's here!
Okay, okay, okay, oh god, oh god, it's chest?
He come down here!
Why screaming?
For ever, for ever trying to pass
You have to go!
Zero viewers!
Wow, what a game.
Wow.
That was um...
Mic test!
Mic!
Test!
I can't say that shit. What the fuck?
Oh, don't give me sardine those damn gays
What the fuck happened to my taboo boo? That's a limited edition 21
Joly
Joly you're my mom
You're my mommy
In before stop speaking that foreign language. This is America. That's what you get for filming porno of me
I'll show you crazy you got there mommy
USA USA USA
On behalf of the Department of America die
He did. He did fantastic.
For Cornward!
Fuck yeah.
That is crazy! This is ridiculous! You need to fucking get into the director right now!
Gave in, Brentley! 1v1 me, Buzzy! Let's end this right now!
For America, Canada, war, right the fuck now! Okay?
Fight me, Buzzy! Royal! Roasted alive!
I knew this would be fun!
Give me my hat!
Jack!
Give me my fucking hat!
You're more insecure and like crunched and scared, almost fear.
I need a new hat!
My hair!
I need a new hat!
My hair!
Don't look!
Please!
Just move the camera out of my face!
Hey! Please! Unhack him, guys! Please, wait a sec!
What a game.
God damn it!
This game just felt like a giant inside joke.
Between a bunch of people in communities who don't even interact that much with each other.
So it's crazy. It's just weird.
I feel like you can't really appreciate it unless you do.
I've been on Twitch for a very long time.
I'll bring it up.
He's making me smile!
Yeah, that was a big shit post.
That was awesome. That was an experience for sure.
That was scary.
Oh, God.
We got it. We got it. We got it.
Mike Dast. Mike Dast.
Oh, hell no. I'm the president. I am the face of this country.
I'm a crippling Twitch viewer. I didn't even get some of the references. I feel like my god
I didn't just pretend war on my screen. All of that shit, bitch. I think I understood literally all of them
What the hell is this dude? Dude, no, I can't say that shit. What the fuck?
It's looping. Oh, don't give me sardine those damn gays
AHH! What the fuck happened to my dupu-
Wow, that was great.
Wow.
What a game. I don't even know what to say. That was crazy.
Bro, it was cool seeing so many cameos.
Of people that I know. Dude, was he always in the window?
It's one of the fucking cult people. Was he always there? I think. I just didn't notice it before, I think.
Yeah, Coaster, this was awesome. You guys did such a great job on this game. This was so cool.
I thought it was great.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I mean, some of the jokes, I was like, oh man, I don't even know how to react to this.
But, um, yeah, what a game.
Oh man, it makes me almost like nostalgic for some reason, but I don't know why.
What a game.
And it says Cornwood Mall back there.
Sorry about those ones.
Oh no no no, if you think I mean the ones about me, I didn't really, those ones I
didn't really mind.
I was like, well, I feel like that makes sense that I knew it wasn't like, you know,
it was fine.
I was so mad I was not!
Hi, Motsup!
Come here! Meow!
That kitty!
I was not pissed.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I liked the Canada War.
That was awesome.
Very cool.
I've been live for...
I might play a little bit...
Tachi, thanks for giving us a sub to Coaster.
I might play a little bit of a Liger CS.
Matzah!
And then I'm going to sub Resident Evil 4 tomorrow.
I guess Emeroo 2 and Emeroo Pat.
Yeah, this was awesome.
I should write them a review.
I don't even remember how to write a review.
I haven't written a review in forever.
Let me see.
What should I say?
Um, very cool game.
Lots of cool people worked on it, very nice.
There.
Oh, hi, Maxa!
Don't forget to add rhyme.
I can't spoil that Russell is God.
I feel like that's like the climax, you know?
Yes, I recommend the game.
OK, there we go.
Congrats.
Oh, Katerina and Esfan wrote reviews, too.
This game is the ultimate love letter to Twitch and Streamers.
Very lovely.
Amazing.
Wowie. Oh, thank you for making the game. You guys are awesome. That's so cool.
Very, very cool.
Uh, oh, God, I kind of want to play CS, but I'm so fucking bad, bro. I'm so fucking bad.
And wait, OK, actually.
I need to buy a headset.
Well, really, really, thank you for the five gifted.
I need to buy a headset that maybe I'll start my CS arc.
Maybe I'll play like a League Gamer too,
just tonight before I do Resident Evil and CS.
You're actually, well, I don't know.
You have 10 headsets in PR boxes.
Well, actually, Melissa declines all peripheral PR packages
because she knows that I don't want them because I hate wearing headsets.
So I actually have no headsets except for ones that I bought because they looked cool
and they're all broken now because they weren't very good quality.
Yeah, but so I'll buy a headset.
I'll just play some League for tonight I guess.
And then tomorrow we start new games, I suppose.
How is that sound?
Yes, reasonable four.
you
You
All right, that's Disney.
That was very, uh...
Let's go!
All right, cool, keep flash, that's worth it, I guess.
She flashed the fourth one, I guess
Do the Lisa's kind of crazy
Goodbye, bro, I didn't get an assist on the kill. It's fine
I don't get this game chat.
Okay so there's five of us on my team right and there's five of them on their team.
They're trying to kill all of our towers to kill our big big rock in the base and if they
They killed a big rock the day when we're trying to kill their big rock which is there and every time we kill them
We get stronger and a little bit closer to it
But this game is all
This game is also
This game is also a psychological war
People get very upset playing it
right now I'm doing kind of bad now this is what we call a jungler intake now
this is where I would get very angry and start yelling at people and making
night horrible but I'm not going to do that please don't take my minions please
I'm behind. Thank you.
I need this.
It's actually fun just mute chat.
Uh, don't listen to no, don't listen to no.
It's only fun when people are getting at each other.
My top later is one and three.
That's not good.
and
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this.
I saw the post that they're adding a voice chat to League.
I thought that was fake at first, but I think that it's real.
I'm sure that's going to be fantastic.
I will have to play for that for sure.
Let's go!
Woo!
I'm in the game, bro!
Let's go!
I'm in the game bro!
And now I'm just gonna farm bot while they take drag.
you
What's going to happen in chat, I don't know.
Chat?
I don't know.
Both.
How about that?
Oh wait, I couldn't move them.
Oh my god.
I thought I had to do that.
Ow.
Ah!
Kill her!
No!
She could have blocked the shot
She's level five
Okay chat will be here
Oh that was a crazy system.
Hey we got their jungler! I think that's way more worth.
Almost got my ult.
Kill him!
Get him!
Okay, that's fine.
Ugh!
It's a trade!
It's literally fine.
Oh
It has one damage after smite. I don't know who smite that was
I got you bitch!
She's super strong.
I think I always want them yes or no.
Um
I thought that they would have used some of that stuff over there, yeah that's my bad.
I don't know what I was thinking.
My god, it was so good
I'm so happy
I'm glad I was born
I'm so happy
Woo!
Yeah!
Hehehehehe
I'm so sorry
I
Come here, I don't want to flash.
I should flash.
Oh wow.
Kind of suck.
Kinda shocked.
Oh wait there's a guy there.
Oh I'm fucked.
I'm kinda just throwing everything I don't know.
I feel like we were doing pretty well before.
Okay, I'm done being stupid.
Close.
Sylvan Wynne, thanks for 9 months.
Oh, I'm getting jam-packed.
Well, not as much as my support is.
44. That Chinese super lucky swag we bought 44 months. Thank you
I worked really hard to come up with this.
Carefully crafted.
I'll make true, uh, Dream Watchers can understand the title.
The title is an acronym by the way.
I just have to figure out what it means.
Help me, please.
Emberu-eru Emberu-eru
Whoa! Not bad, thank you for three months. Welcome back
All they're cleaning up though
Hey, we H'd them I think! No, they're uh, guaranteed alive
This is fine
one dark owl is for the prime welcome thank you, thank you, thank you
Kill her! Kill her!
Two for two, I mean!
Thank you for the gift, Sub.
I don't know what's going on here.
you
Yo, oh, thank you for the 20 gifted in Tittlewoods!
Thanks for the time!
Well, I think I'm gonna lose this game, but thank you guys.
Next week, do a little butter, I guess.
Tittlewoods, thank you, and oh, thank you.
Holy crap.
Marvin and Maygard just make it so difficult for me.
I don't think it's right.
I know it isn't over, and I'm not yet, but it is not
looking good. I need this bloodthirster. Yeah, Darwin only ults me. I guess I just need to
They keep out of line and stay away.
I'm helping. Yay! Oh my gosh, Itachi! Thank you for the 15! Holy shit! Glory gift subs!
Thanks to touchy
You know, honestly, it's fine. Oh my god, she can't kill them. That's so bad
Thank you and everything's for the five gifts is
I'm sorry we got our game so fast.
I thought it was a fight. Two for three.
Thank you, River. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Another trade, I guess.
Oh, what do I want now?
Maybe I should get GA, honestly.
Thanks for being cool.
Fuck it, bro. Oh, Nick, thank you.
Thanks for 15 months.
I was gonna get GA and they don't get like
Are you lost?
Full pack dragon. Thank you for the five
Crazy, I don't think there's even a hype train
Crazy one, there's some, thank you guys
I appreciate the kindness
Actually happy, thank you guys
I was dying to keep losing these fights, I was all 19 and just taking down all of my
guys.
Hello!
That was so bad.
Alia, thanks for 15 marks.
I would assume Jarvan was all tough.
Son of a...
This is so...
So...
Unpleasant.
I'm so fucked oh my god
Oh she's trying something but
This is a game.
Oh my god, at least he's up in the gate.
Alright, this is their soul.
Oh, get her, get her, get her.
I should have ulted maybe, but...
I feel like we just lose here, not gonna lie, I feel like we're gonna die.
you
You
I
Bro give me pick one or no
I guess they just weren't even there.
Oh, she's doing a weird, like, scrunched up posture pose, she loves this.
She's feeling it.
Oh, you love getting your butt tracked
Look how she likes it
I'm not sure if it's because of the music.
Okay, no more drumming. Let's find my arms are tired.
Alright, gas show's over.
you
You
Well, that sucks if Warwick didn't come he would have been all the time that completely
Stupid ass dog.
Very sad.
We're going to be fine.
I think that I can get the
Hextech thing first
So I'm screaming for oh my gosh, she's not crying. Ah
What I'm gaming
So maybe
have to be creepy, I guess.
Sorry.
Gotcha.
Oh, oh, I'm fine, I'm not fucked up.
They should not do this, I remember when he was not there and now I'm dead.
save me! oh my god no, i shouldn't have left them
yeah i don't fucking know bro
I
Guess shouldn't have gone but I was gonna see if I can help them walk out cuz they start fighting
Like we can do stuff here
We cannot do anything.
He's done the minion.
What happens, I guess?
I know my ult off bro.
Well.
I still lived anywhere I guess.
Well, this is very depressing.
Yo, sicko nipple.
Sicko nipple, thanks for the 10.
Thank you.
Thank you, sicko nipple.
What a name.
Or psycho nipple?
Psycho nipple, psycho nipple.
He's got a lot of them, too, for sure.
Thanks, nipple.
Uh-oh.
Hello?
Well, they're doing stuff up there, at least, and they use ults.
I feel the sand farm then. I'm kind of scared though.
Welp.
It feels like we should change up, huh? Welp.
Alright, oh my god, look at them. At least, I guess.
Maybe one of all?
I think it's one of all.
Just so a bit about you helping your sick friends, you are the best person on the internet.
It made me cry you have such a massive heart.
Dude, I'm so glad.
I've been talking to him almost daily recently, the friend that he has, it's so nice.
He's doing better.
He can actually live life now.
Thank you for watching!
you
I
Oh
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's sniped.
It's sniped into the cleaver.
That was crazy.
I have almost 2k gold.
I'm very scared. I'm so bad.
you
You
I don't know.
I'm going to go.
He's great.
I need to bait.
I might die.
That's good.
Hello?
Honestly, I think that's fine.
I
Don't know they give a shit thinking you did all the things
Yeah, we have a plot
Kind of like QSS
Thank you for watching!
you
I
There's not the last
Dance is matching playing, I don't know if that's going to work.
Oh
Thanks Mundo he ate that shit for me
I already use my key assess to
I'm Jace?
When Mundo can take everything's run.
Mundo's my bestie!
Yay!
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Alright, I think I'm done for today, but I'm gonna be live tomorrow and I'm gonna start
Resident Evil 4, I guess. Tomorrow.
So, yeah.
I'll have to make sure to install it. I don't know if I have installed it.
Oh, I don't even have it actually, but I have it already.
Alright.
Come on, baby.
Thanks for watching, baby guys.
If you all have a lovely night.
You know what I bought for you?
All right, we'll start it tomorrow
All right. Good night guys. Thanks for watching. Have a good night everybody. Bye. Bye
I just go under these lights
They train the thawed day all the time
So if you must follow, feel me fly
Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly