you
I'm probably not. Hazy Lorder, thank you for the pride. Well, I'm gonna need to be practicing League soon anyway.
And I don't have to practice it anyway. I'm gonna have to be practicing CS as well though anyway, so
Yeah
You know
Yes, sir. Solid Snake, thanks for 15 months
Oh, yeah, Jake really nice Jake
Borson oh wait I got a new t-shirt yo hey, it's Macy. Thank you for the gift sub to chorn. Thank you
Thank you dollars for a big streamer. She has enough money for a corvette instead of a good car
So I'm gonna go down one room. Oh my gosh. I'm still getting my refund. I'm still gonna get my Diablo 4 refund
I thought about wearing the shirt today, but um
I did not because I basically had the same outfit yesterday or I would have had the same outfit as if I wore this shirt
Here's my other new shirt
What do you guys think?
What do you think?
Do you like him? Yo, we're Zons! Thanks for the Prime!
Rated out of 10 right now. What a chaos for a little thingy for the 8-gift dude. Thank you so much
We need that emote!
I mean, I'm sure you can find like the actual picture of it. I don't know like it doesn't even make any sense in like
Honestly, it's a really bad shirt like
So look at this side. I mean, okay, first of all, it's not transparent
Like you can see the black print and whoever made this shirt left like one pixel around the PNG on
Every side except for this side
But I kind of like that. It's bad
I don't know like I kind of like that. It's bad. I
Painted dollars for this shirt in case you were wondering so I'm not particularly
Upset about the quality. In fact, I feel like it adds to it. So
Yeah, yeah, I like scuffed scuffed shit. What's wrong with that?
So I'm happy because you know I may have wasted 90 dollars on Diablo 4
but I got my eight dollars ibuprofen shirt amazing pretty good right what is this
yeah this is this is not the evil I'm adding this so
Dave boy thanks for the gift of the ibuprofen and killer fish thanks for
bits oh it looks like a naked mole rat oh sorry I keep slamming my desk into the
into the armrest now that my desk is higher I'm not used to yet so yeah I
told you guys yesterday but I raised my desk a little bit higher why are why are
Where are my armrests crooked?
Do you guys see, why is my chair like,
it should be like this.
What?
Oh, I fixed it.
But my chair used to be like this.
So I'd be sitting here like this, short, chud, not cool.
And so I decided to raise my chair.
Now I'm tall
Iron maiden thanks for the three months. You still look like a short chud. No, I don't look tall
Yeah, chud to Chad. Isn't it isn't it great? I'm so tall now
Zoilette
So is the one that be cool
Do your feet touch the ground?
Yes, they do
Yeah, of course they do
Bambam, don't think so from 5 months ago.
No, they don't.
What if I put my toes down, they do?
I mean, what?
Why would my feet need to touch the ground?
Why is that so funny?
What is wrong with you people?
That's it, Cheddar's gonna get it.
Over here.
Get up.
Oh, he's so cute today.
He's got a little tooth out.
You see his little tooth?
He's got a little tooth out.
He's got his little tooth out.
You see his little tooth?
He looks like a green moon!
Oh, shit.
He's trying to push me away.
He hits me.
He hates me, I'm gonna put it back on the ground.
Goodbye, Trader.
Actually, you know what, he deserves some treats.
you
You should five minutes ago, I liked it what like the main campaign I guess people are saying it's pretty short, huh?
like 12 hours. I don't know. I don't know, bro.
GAMING TIME!
So I'm currently doing the quest that's like the Hansel and Gretel quest with the Crohn's
and the lady in the woods with all the kids.
Oh, itachi!
Thanks for the 11 fucking gifted.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Hi chat.
Oh, did I show you guys also have a new mic arm?
I have a new mic arm.
Hello.
Yeah, I can actually move it close to my face now.
Can move it close to my face.
Very nice.
But I mean, it's a little bit squeaky, but that's OK.
I have to give credit where credit is due, though.
Since my setup is fucked, I asked Jacob if he would fix it for me
Because I mean that's part of his job now
I guess and so he installed the mic arm and he was like, oh, I hope that they type W
Jacob after you tell them that I fixed the mic arm. So I
Had to tell you guys that
Yeah, I'll tell him that you guys type W. Oh
Oh wait, I have a question, guys.
That reminded me.
So I wanted to hang out with Emily while she's on a break.
So I'm setting up a little escape room group, right?
And I invited Emily, I invited my housemates, I invited Jacob.
But apparently the room that we're doing is a 9 out of 10 difficult room.
So, I would like, oh god, I should make sure to invite people that are good at that kind of thing, you know?
Do you guys know if any of the other streamers here are also good at escape rooms?
Senpa! Thanks for 39 months!
Welcome back, Goat. And Koala, thanks for the 4 months.
Yeah, I was thinking about Ask and Seer.
But okay, so I feel like whatever I want to hang out with another streamer
Cuz our schedules are so fricked. It's like kind of rare sometimes, right?
So you have to like pick the activity carefully and I already invited seer to go get sushi soon because me and seer
Actually Emily to me seer and Emily are the biggest like
Sushi snobs that we know like we're the type of people are like, oh, yes the quality of the fresh
And we eat everything like every kind of fish every part and we like going to like the super fancy sushi restaurants
But anyway, I already asked CRP to get sushi with me soon
So I'm like, oh no, should I should I burn the hangout on the escape room or the sushi?
Looks like rain. Hmm. I have to think about these things. Kameek, thanks for the 43 months. Fang bites.
Uh-oh. Fang bites.
Vampire?
Now let me rest again.
Nice.
Oh my God!
What's wrong with my voice?
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
Be gone! Come no closer!
I know whence you'll come.
Voice reveal! Turn the voice changer off! I don't use a voice changer! I just have a weird voice!
The powers that protect me, they sense whence you'll come.
Okay, can I just say something about my voice?
Okay, like so for years I still do, but like my voice used to be a lot more raspy and like
throaty and deep because my vocal cords were super damaged because I would have to project
my voice a lot in school.
So it got kind of damaged and people were like, oh man, it sounds like a smoker and
stuff.
And I was like, yeah, it'd be kind of nice if I fixed my vocal cords a little bit
because it's hard for me to talk anyway.
So over time, I kind of tried to not
strain my voice as much when I speak.
And I feel like now it doesn't hurt as much when I talk.
But now, so I'll see people say that I put on a fake cute voice
and I'm like, fake cute?
That's an improvement, but it's like no matter what,
people hate my voice.
Fish or friends, thank you for the five gifts, thank you.
Well, I guess I talk in like a baby voice, that is what I'm fucking around, but...
Compared to like my voice from that league clip where I'm like, it's in champs like
you fucking, you know.
I feel like my voice hasn't improved a lot since that.
Bro, it used to hurt sometimes when I would talk.
Look at all this raw meat.
Find a passage leading under the hill.
What?
Where? Yeah, what happened to the little little little little song?
It almost never plays now, I miss it.
One paw, thanks for 47 months!
Find a passage under the hill using your witcher senses.
Am I supposed to leave the circle to find it?
I think it's based on region.
Well, it was going earlier in this region when I was fighting the harpies, but that's
the only time.
Leading under the hill.
Whack!
Oh, shit!
place of power it's got to be kid dead child start the music and say never
fight it's crazy cuz I've heard it like 50 times but I can't remember how it
Oh shit. Oh, I'm sliding down the hill.
Hold me up. Fire arrest you guys, thanks for giving us some this year.
And it goes, lalalalalala, but like I don't remember the tune.
Can you check your short-term memory out?
That's right, my short-term.
Scary.
Pull me up.
Scary.
Scary!
Yo mad drug, Aval, thank you for the prime.
I feel like I just fucked that name up so bad.
I'm so sorry.
Werewolf!
Wait...
Oh, what's up man?
What's shaking, homie?
Oh, no, no. I knew that you were joking. I knew that you were joking. And I just went
off in a tangent about people that are not joking. No, no, no, don't worry. I knew it
was a joke. I don't take anything in my chat seriously. I'm not joking, Aga. Oh. Wait,
Wait, so who here is not joking?
I'm gonna show you something.
What's wrong with my, um, my quen?
I love using quen.
Shit is so fucking free.
Bro, can you climb the fucking rock?
Jesus, thank you.
Do I have to go down this hole?
I don't wanna!
Dave boy, thanks for the gift.
That's definitely not how the song goes.
Oh shit, loot.
Ooh, I got some diagrams.
Loot.
Something bad over there. Oh, I got a ton of shit
You are musically challenged. Oh, yeah
You're saying that to the the second chair violin of Robinson Middle School
Check yourself
Why are you here to grant me death?
That doesn't mean gamer things for something.
Oh!
Yeah, that's right.
I've got credentials.
Who are you?
I am that crystal rocker.
Where did I get the balance?
The cross.
I just realized I have three drinks on my desk.
And I was gonna make some tea too.
Just a liquids enjoyer.
Gotta be high freighted guys.
Are you kidding guys?
Broth of human flesh?
Why did they kill you?
The Crohn's want this land.
They do it for good.
I stood in their way.
I had to...
Guys, if you don't have a drink right now, you should get one.
You have to hydrate yourself, because if you don't drink water, you will die.
And also, it's very good for your skin and your brain.
A fortress is not each.
What if it's beer? Hell yeah, brother!
Shock on that shit! What time is it?
6 PM? That's not that bad. 6 PM's fine.
I pay attention to the Lord, I was distracted.
Are you guys even paying attention?
You ain't taking shots, get out the club. Yeah. Yeah.
The children, I will war. I know what to do with them. Free me, please. I must run.
If something threatens your fate, I'll help them myself.
The children have been taken. Really, please. I can't be here.
Yes, trust this guy.
I'm gonna be put changed. I shall save them. Only I can.
This guy seems kind of evil.
Says you.
I seem kind of evil.
Really?
I don't believe you spirit. Too many claim you're evil. Your words alone, not enough.
Damn it! I can't get into your real life. Call them drunkards.
ouch
So I gotta kill him now or what?
Oh shit
So I feel like I finally figured out the combat in this game, you just hit dice and then
dash and then you just never get hit.
like so easy. So um yo Diogo thanks for three months so what happens if I believe
him? Is it a spoiler to ask that? I assume not it's just like different outcome of
the quest probably right?
You'll see?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I guess I would learn.
Now I'd look for loot.
Although I think, um,
I don't know if there is any.
It's the way that I came, right? Yeah, okay, so.
I guess this is just the way out.
Okay, hello, friends.
your problem just in case they'll avoid the whispering hillock for a while
cannot be we're something lurking there
not sure what was lurking there but it lurks no more what did you do Witcher
some being had come to possess the tree's heart I destroyed the heart and
it's an habitant so it were a ghost will it be back no the crowns or the ladies
are bad said to remind you about payment take it you know what they want
I do. Give me the dagger. Be back soon.
I did?
So confused.
Oh!
Oh, they were holding an ear in the painting or one of them was.
There is payment take it to the ladies will you what the hell is that?
Why you said that you don't know life here. It's honest pay for their
He's dead pan you soon be leaving and we must hurry on our young and their
young ins after him no gods nor masters watch over vellard the land is no man's
he who wants to survive must seek his own protectors
wow why are they what years I'm level seven
There are some hunts and boos!
When I get new fucking pants, holy fuck I need to take off these disgusting assless
jeans.
Assless chap jeans.
What's happening?
What are those?
The ladies from the painting?
Why do they look like that in the painting?
I got the painting!
Oh my God.
Just got a whole necklace to those things.
Never seek to trust us again.
I won't! I promise! I promise I won't!
The time for giving is coming specially.
You've done well. Your children will be killed for the sake of this.
I swear to the gods.
Wait, what? Wait, what?
But now we must...
What do they mean by that?
They didn't eat the kids, did they?
I know that one. This is Anna, the wife of the Baron of Grosperge.
She belongs to no man.
Do that eyes, torble, oh my god, and subscribe to me?
A woman, a fruit sprouted from seeds sown by a man she detested.
We helped her. She agreed to serve.
She bears the mark. She is ours.
Come, it is another woman who interests you.
You know, 2021 Nava thanks for the four months.
Yeah, why do you look different now?
Important question.
You look different in the tapestry.
You look different in the profile picture.
If you learn a new art, kindly spin it in front of the glass.
Do you desire this?
No
I'm impressed polymorphism
Huh
To be both been together with you
I'd be the best and lost
He just doesn't react to anything.
Wait so I bet that the tree actually wasn't a bad guy right and I killed him
Cuz the tree probably the tree wanted to stop them right
What did you need the children for? Oh my fucking god, dude. Oh my fucking god
It's way worse than you free the tree.
Okay, well I'll find that out later.
I'm sure I'll figure out what happens.
I thought Mousy Blonde meant like she was a dirty blunder.
Wasted affection.
She proved a very naughty girl.
Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty.
I is so fucking disgusting, I hate that. Oh my god.
Wrath consumes me.
Everything exactly as it happened.
We shall tell you, this boy...
Siri! Oh, my Siri cosplay arrived in the mail today, by the way.
So in a morning star? Thanks for the two months.
Wow, three different cats?
I only petted two.
That's awesome.
My god, that's a big chongas, holy shit.
All the blood you give me are done with your interest.
Does she seem... like a lamb?
Come sisters, no point in dawning, but take a sip for Corrigan Bubbles.
We cannot! You know she is meant for him!
Anywhere we get her, he may, but not whole.
Well said. We'll just have a supper.
I'll take her food, lovely, even when killed. Perfect for a rough-
No, not Siri!
I cannot taste it already!
Anyway, get on with it!
Regret that girl!
Regret it dearly!
Oh shit!
Scary.
Oh!
Maybe this one's gonna keep spawning. Maybe I just gotta go.
Run!
Elliot, thanks for the sub.
Oh shit, he's here!
Bill Woo, thanks for the prime.
Oh, fuck off, Hecarim!
Fucking Hecarim.
for him.
Oh, the eyeball.
extra-oldenity game, but you know that.
Such a shame if you flip.
They're gonna make soup out of her feet.
Bro, the hecarim thing reminded me.
I saw this clip of, um,
it was Don Ted's teaching Jinxie League
and they're both like screaming.
But then, um, where is it?
Hold on, let me play it.
I'm gonna find it.
Okay.
Let me just wait.
It's too bad.
But now is not the time for that to be a foot.
Now you can chase shadows in one of your strongest.
Each time you see her, she will be on your ass.
Oh, that's so disgusting, dude.
And if you find her, if...
It'll be a good thing.
EW!
Oh, they're freaky.
Freaky.
I picked...
Oh, wait.
I got new pants, perhaps.
Oh, for worse.
Okay, I'm a new better glo...
Okay, I like the black gloves better.
I will take that.
Dude, if it weren't for my fucking pants, my outfit would look so good.
Oh my god.
And I have to repair my shit so often.
Aesthetics versus stats.
I mean, I'm picking the stats, I'm just waiting till I get some better pants.
He looks like he's wearing a diaper!
Like, am I overreacting? I think that they look so bad!
Like, hello?
It does, doesn't it?
Geralt? Wait, it's Geralt, right? Geralt? Geralt looks like he's wearing a fucking diaper!
Cams. Gay-roled.
Good grief.
I'm sorry! My horse! My horse is getting scared!
I've never seen a monster that high level before. It was just question marks.
No, no, no, I haven't heard it in so long.
OK, I gotta do some armor quests, I think, if nothing else, just to get less ugly pants.
I should cause plans, you're old.
Dude, I could not pull this shit off.
Wow there Roach.
Should I just swim across here?
I'm lazy.
La la la la la la la la.
Just teleport, I thought you could only teleport at a sign, can I help you?
Where you going?
Ah!
Oh my god, chill, chill!
I hit the- I opened the camera button again.
I don't even know how I'm doing that!
I think it's like pressing the right stick.
I don't fucking know.
Camera mode.
It put me all the way- Okay, I'm just gonna follow the white line this time.
Okay.
Okay, I'm teleporting.
I'm done being stupid.
Okay, why the fuck didn't I teleport?
What is wrong with me?
Oh my God!
Oh yeah, yeah, remember to redeem your raffle tickets, guys.
You can only redeem one per stream.
Well, I saw a lot of people do it earlier.
Well, it seems like quite a few people still had it.
Well, now I can't see chat.
Why did I do that?
That means good to remind people, right?
Hello, uh, Armored Man?
Did I play Gwent against this guy already?
If I had, I think it would be a great outright, I don't know if I got his, um, his card
yet. I'm yearning. I'm yearning for the blunt. I think my deck is like okay right now. It's
It's not great, but it's winnable.
Okay, um...
I'm gonna get rid of these weather cards, but which ones?
Uh...
Okay.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh he passed.
If he passes this early, should I just win?
I feel like I might as well, right?
It only costs two cards.
Uh, what do I want to use though?
I guess like, just enough to win.
So that and this.
Ooh, I got a spy again!
I'm just going to try to win this round.
all in everything I got, you know.
And I have the clear weather guy, I believe.
Okay, this is good, I have a fog card
and it seems like he has a lot of archers.
I mean, I have a decent amount of archers too, to be fair.
Uh-oh, that's a little scary.
Wowie! What a card!
Okay I think it is worth to use fog here.
Okay this is fine. I can use my clear weather to get rid of that
before I put my hardship cards down.
Okay, I'm foggin' for sure.
This card is insane!
10 power and plus one everything?
What the hell?
Oh, I'm I'm fogging his ass, bro. He's gonna be pissed
He passed he doesn't know what's about to happen to him
Okay, I already won, but for for good measure, you know.
I'll drink another and fuck the inking.
No what?
Fancy again though, it's our little stuff, but we've gathered ourselves in the crowd.
What you got?
You got Gwent?
Why do such nice things waste the night?
Show me what you got.
Oh, he's got a quest thing.
If all the clues find some witcher gear- Oh, he's got cards!
Decoys! He's got a decoy!
Um, I'm just gonna buy everything.
Crossbow.
Uh...
I'm just gonna get rid of some of the bullshit that I have.
So I just need to complete a quest.
So I'm slow because I'm trying to make sure I'm not selling anything important.
Since I have done that before.
Oh, yes, I have done that before.
Okay, one more Gwent game.
Should I put both decoys in my deck?
Oh wait, and I can get rid of some of my one costs, I think.
Uh, I can get rid of a siege expert, I guess.
Oh, that was probably fun.
Okay.
Want me to get rid of that?
Oh, I need one more card.
Did I get rid of one on accident?
Oh.
Okay, unit cards.
Decoys aren't units, okay.
Oh, two decoys.
But I don't know how many- oh man, this is ass.
I have two decoys and no spies.
Wait hold on.
What?
I guess someone's trying to scam with my alt channel.
I really doubt anyone would fall for that but...
Am I fucked if I have two decoys?
I guess like if I'm losing and he passes I can just take my cards back.
This isn't bad, is it?
This is great!
Decoys are for his- Oh wait, you're right!
Why didn't I think of that?
Yeah, no, you're right.
Man, I have none of my frontline cards.
I do have snow, so that's good.
There we go. This is spy.
Okay.
I got a spy.
I should just use the spy and Celine maybe forfeit this round, right?
Another spy.
I mean I could win this I think.
I want to try to beat him into passing.
Okay.
I don't know if I can win this here.
We'll see.
He used Weather Cards on me already last round though.
I don't think he has another Reign.
Oh, wait, I think this is good for me.
I do have a fog card if he has any of the buddy cards.
Oh, I got my buddy card.
OK, that's huge.
I'm winning! I put all my shit out!
Oh he's clear weathering bro, he's got nothing.
He's got nothing!
And you guys were telling me to just pass
Last round they were like just past bro just past you didn't see the vision
You didn't see the vision
You know what I get um
Reamed
Don't know what that looks like
Wait, what did I learn about Anna? It says tell the bear what you learned about Anna.
Do we learn anything about her? I don't even remember. Anna's his wife.
is the old lady wait that was Anna how did I not realize that what what the heck
yo screw you get to this up to I have an account just for Zuh her Zuh like the
emote. He's literally said it. I guess I wasn't listening. Your wife is, um, giving children
to a bunch of- to three evil hags. Thanks, King Baland! Nice to have 13 months.
She had the slightest desire to leave you were to bring her back not report on the condition. She lives on that
I was supposed to find her and I did that was our deal nothing more
You still think we saw such an ugly emote bro
They bastard don't you you believe I alone. I'm at fault for what happened here
Well, I mean you did beat your wife, your daughter hates you, so, well, yes.
Actually, that's exactly what I think.
Well, yes.
The world might seem rough and white to you, witches, but for us common folk, it shames
everybody.
Oh, sorry, cursor.
I don't know why it keeps popping up.
story probably gonna say you're not the only one to blame all right then I'm
willing to hear your side of the story
he's like oh I don't know what to say now with Annie it was love at first sight
The spear tore through my shoulder at the Battle of Ankli. She tended to my wound.
Once I recovered, I asked her to...
Nagi! Thanks for five months!
...with joy. Soon after, Tamaru was born. But after that, they sent me to Siddharis.
The warlord had risen against King Ethin, and fought tests and help.
It was one battle to the next, one conflict after another, it was a life of war, I was
sold and hung, and I found conflict.
Geralt's hair always tries to orefarm true, it's always bluttering in the cutscenes.
Alright, thanks for three years.
It's not a wig.
It's my real hair.
Still seems like your fault to me.
Will you let me finish?
Oh, she was cheating on him with Evan!
A dog's bottle!
Oh no!
Oh wow!
Oh what a mess!
She wrote that she didn't love me that she left me for that noblig. It's the words. I haven't now then I
He was beating her
You know shut shouldn't have cheated the like was he beating the shed of her for years
So just lost in the first place, but something turned inside me something dark
I slaughtered this shit eating twat and fed his carcass to the dubs.
Oh!
So he murdered Evan.
Oh, well, um, well, he's dead.
Yeah, I know, like in those times you can't just leave.
Makes sense now I mean she did leave well
Imagine Anna wasn't exactly pleased
Nobody understatement if I've ever heard one
She flew into a fit
hysteria
Through herself at me kicking and clawing
Finally grabbed a knife
It would have been the end of me if I thought she'd get this far
It was the first time I hit her.
I had to calm her.
I felt I had no other means.
Things changed.
So he says that was the first time he hit her.
Anna tried to take her own life
and mine several times.
She would prod me,
gold me,
taunt me
in the hope I would hit her again, perhaps.
She'd screamed that I'd robbed her of life of love
but I destroyed the RD for her and some others will kill her.
How many times I apologized?
How many armfuls of blooms and gifts I brought?
She cared not a bit.
Two years of our anger had turned to a difference.
Broken at times were a bounce of hysteria,
and a bounce of drunkenness.
Blue Fox, thanks for 17 months.
Well, I haven't even met Tris yet, so I feel like I can't say.
I can't say I care all that much about this.
Don't know what you're telling me all this your relationship with your wife
based
should have expected as much very well then if you won't bring her home you
might at least tell me if she learned it in that blasted swamp what a mess
Emerus spin Emerus pin, thanks for two years welcome back thank you
you?
Your wife is with the Crohn's as their servant.
What the fuck do you mean?
What Crohn's?
Ones who live in crookbat bog.
I've heard Fox speaker then,
but thought it nought but tiles to scare the children with.
How on earth did she land there?
They fled by night.
They were riding past the forest when a beast serving the Crohn's attacked them in abducted ammo.
A beast?
Bloody hell.
And tomorrow, will she hurt?
No.
We'll thank the gods for that.
So, honey, what happened to her?
The creature carried her deep into Crookback Aug.
Didn't harm her though.
In fact, Anna seems content there.
Content?
What is this tribe witcher?
What in bloody place is she doing to that swamp?
Wait, didn't I put on some less ugly gloves?
Why are my weird teal gloves back?
She made a pact with the Crohn's and
My outfit just sucks
She was with child a child. She didn't you died went to the Crohn's for help
I have to read they promised to rid her of the problem in exchange for a year of her service
Oh my god, bro
Three do it
Anna must have thought the child inside her would somehow disappear instead the Crohn's saunter of strength
He forced her body to miscarry. I think that's when she started to lose her mind
Then they placed magic tethers on her tethers that cause great pain when tested wait
She'll pay off her debt
box with witches
Wait, so wait
We must get her out wait so she miscarried cuz the Crohn's not cuz he pushed her is this a second miscarriage that they're talking about
what what the fuck bro so basically she was like bro I don't want to have this
guy's baby I fucking hate him can you just abort me basically and then she
had the miscarriage and the Baron thought that it was his fault and he
buried it and then it became that demon thing bro what the fuck what is this
relationship
out of this you ask me this is a crazy quest line stupid what would you have me
do sit on my ass and wait for her return I'll send men go with them myself and we
will pull it out oh my god they're gonna go to the swamp and try to get her
no that's your business okay well tell me the Siri info we had a deal I've
done my part your turn to do yours the word once given now what did I last
basilisk it just attacked you all right godgantuan one solid break flashback
talk Jesus doesn't have to be the white screen just just to go to a black screen
If I don't survive this, you'll detight whatever you want from the fortress.
You'll survive!
Let's show this bastard what we're worth!
I'm going down.
No, no, no, no, no.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Bro, where are you crawling off to?
Time for居in' again?
Horde Blade, thanks for 8 months!
Eight months
Ah
Oh my god strong
Toriel, save you!
Get to the top of the tower.
Can I go...
Okay.
Guys, I don't know where to go if it doesn't tell me on the map.
Oh wait, they have the fucking rock paint.
You horses!
The brick throw!
Only the nice shot!
So cool
She's chopping the head off
That's his face.
Oh, she's so cool.
She's the force now hecarim will find her true. She got a run
I must of now.
Certainly hope not. It's brought me no small trouble
Maybe I must flee
Rates to see me the world hunt. I'm spoolish to use the power. They're sure to have caught my sense
Wild hunt
Assuming you I don't know what is the wild hunt. You must tell the people to bar the doors and when they said that
they're just they just killed for like no reason basically right like they
don't know why now I like to know the grace like nozgul's where that is big
spoilers oh my bad I thought maybe I was supposed to know something for some
reason she mounted in Radoff the gruel for the empty without her
I do read books actually, but I haven't read the Witcher books, if that's what you mean.
Name one book. Well, huh. Funny enough, there's actually a book right next to me that I bought,
but I haven't started reading it yet. I'm mostly reading non-fiction, though.
Life after 30 no is life 3.0 it's nothing or I'll explain what it is when my cutscenes over
Spitted out I want to go get
Free her bring her back
I don't believe she's there willingly must have not heard me any journey into the swamp is suicide
I heard you. Which is why I could use your aid. I've no more tales of silly to offer you, but go with me
And I'll be generous with what I do. Very generous
So it's called um
Play 3.0. It's about AI and like so I'm not like usually I don't have really have any interest in AI like the technology itself
But I found this book because I was watching um a YouTube
Interview I think it was about the guy that wrote this book. It's basically he went over like every possibility of when AI becomes
smarter than humans
And most of them are like bad
It's stuff like oh like when AI is smarter than us and more capable than us
We would be lucky to be like zoo animals and he wrote a book. So I wanted to read the book
But it's not because I'm like
particularly interested in AI itself or anything, it sounded interesting.
Doomer book? I mean I guess so.
Well I read Sapiens recently, or I finished Sapiens recently,
and the end of the book is about like the future kind of, so I feel like it was kind of like that, I don't know.
What?!
You
What's happening
What was that
You tell me
Man or monster
My men call him over and say he's a base. That's not the baby that was buried, right?
He just wants to play Uma.
Where is he?
Okay, it's not the baby.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, strange name.
Why strange?
You gave a trouble to me in the entire time.
Hardly.
It was like this.
Why ask what they call him?
Oh my god.
He's so stupid.
He's trying to stick a towel up his nose.
So, Gratizand, Lutimini always been asked, what's your nine?
The guy with his damn foolish look and stubborn.
Ooh!
AI is just a tool.
Malice will always come from a human.
Ooh!
That's a good line.
I like that one.
But AI can't have good will either.
It can't be kind.
Doesn't look like a monster.
Yeah, Rocking Redmond, thank you for 11 months, welcome back.
Nice try AI.
Yeah, you're right.
Did you read that in the book too?
No, I haven't started reading the book, I just opened it this morning.
So here's the back it says, in this authoritative and eye-opening book, Max Tegmark describes
and illuminates the recent path-breaking events, advances in artificial intelligence and how
it is placed to overtake human intelligence.
How will AI affect crime?
More justice?
Jobs aside, in our very sense of being human."
The book doesn't shy away from the full range of viewpoints or from the most controversial
issues.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not super interested.
I personally don't like AI like it scares me, but I was like, well, it might be good to learn a few things, I guess.
And the interview was very interesting, so.
I saw some pictures in it while I was slipping through.
Look up here, Remed!
It's got pictures in it! Hell yeah! Holy shit, another pyramid. Aliens? There's like
alien babies here. It says, size of Earth, edge of galaxy, edge of universe. So this
This is the edge of the earth.
No alien baby.
Edge of galaxy.
Maybe alien baby.
Edge of universe.
Maybe alien baby.
Beyond that.
Maybe alien baby.
So, oh look.
What is this?
Wait, apparently this is a baby picture of the universe!
This is the universe when it was 400,000 years old!
It was just a ball of plasma, apparently.
Awww!
Guys, that's us, but what do you think, it's a baby picture, apparently.
Interesting.
Stop giving us spoilers to the universe.
Well that's a baby picture, that's not a spoiler.
I don't know why that's in there but...
He wagered Uma?
I'll give the man a chance to win something back
Look was not with him and over wound up here across Perch end of story
Got a court jester hilarious real side splitter
He's so serious
Oh, now I feel something's not right with him.
How so?
Well, he seems more beast than man.
But there's wisdom cunning in the bastard's eyes.
Or maybe I'm imagining it.
Maybe he'll grow up to be somewhat crazy.
It doesn't look dangerous.
Hmm.
I'll guess that's that.
Doesn't eat much so as long as he's now troubled,
the boys might as well have some diversion.
Time I was on my way. So long.
Farewell. I hope you find your daughter.
Thanks, Baron. Hope you kidnap your wife back from the swamp.
From one father to another.
Why are we supposed to help him do that?
I was distracted.
Oh, we are gonna help him. Oh.
Oh, that'll be some juicy drama. I'm actually excited for that.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. OK, it's a defaulted back to the Trist quest, but so that's a level 10.
So let's do some.
Some side quests.
Okay, oh werewolf time! I'm level 7! I'm at the recommended level finally!
Okay, um...
What?
Dude...
These pants are way wor- they're not way worse, they're worse, but like, bro, like...
I fucking hate these assassin trousers, dude. I'm sure I'll find new pants soon.
You upset the guards they might attack you oh my fucking god what a bunch of pussies man
Oh my god, whatever man, okay were wolf time craft new gear I thought I thought
people were saying uh well fine better gear naturally oh wait crafting's not
the same as buying can I even craft some here I'll do it after this quest I
this quest because I already left the uh the Keith.
I had to give up on killing this werewolf before because I was like level three or something
when I tried to fight when I tried to do it.
So I remember he was healing a lot, um, and that shit was so fucking annoying by the way.
Alright, let's get it.
Let's see how much easier it is now.
Or if it's the same shit because I just suck.
DOGGEEE!
DOGGEEEES!
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
I'm playing horribly holy shit.
Yo, Luke, thanks for the two months.
Thank you.
Damn, I played that so bad and I still got it first try.
Isn't this?
So the werewolf is the,
I'm trying to remember the lore of this quest.
So the werewolf is the husband of the girl that died.
And this is the girl that died sister
that is weirdly protective of her sister's husband.
Right?
You insane?
Stand back, he's dangerous.
Not to make these melt.
It's Nalan.
Can he kill your sister?
Like Anthraby can afflict anyone,
It is a curse so sorry that I have to
He was trying to steal him from her sister
You're a crazy bitch what is this nonsense
Did you know we shot myself in here to wait out re-change?
I knew, and I didn't mind. But you chose Hannah. I wanted her to see you. I wanted her to fear you.
She'd not have stayed here, and we could be together.
That's crazy weirdo!
We're here. That night. It was the reason-
She had her sisters killed, basically!
come born. I did it for us. She was to see you turn, not more. I didn't want her death.
You've got to believe me. I don't. And I'll kill you willingly. First time for that,
in fact. This is between the two of you. I refuse to the medal, but cross my path
again and I will kill you so now it's not my business
you have no mercy for your sister
I mean that's so fucked up for you she basically
made this guy kill his own wife unknowingly and that
was her sister like what the fuck
told you I'd kill you I know as well what you said
Damn if you want death find some rains and a tree with a strong limb
Couldn't do it. He said hang yourself, bro. Oh my god
She
Why is there a bear here right after that?
why is there always a bear after like some serious shit happens dude every
fucking time that was like dude that every game I play there's always a
A FUCKING BEAR!
FOR KOOOOOO!
You son of a bitch! I remember what you did!
DIE!
Alright, quest is over.
What a quest.
Alright, now what?
Grab the trophy.
Oh, well I didn't get the chance to fucking loot him because of the fucking bear spot
right in front of me.
You may not choose the bear, but the bear chooses you.
I feel like that's actually a good analogy for my life as well.
But that also has to happen in game, yeah.
Where is it?
The thing is it's picked up.
Oh, it's already here.
Neon's key.
Okay, level 7, almost level 8.
Uh, okay, this is a little 6-quest, so I will do this before I get too high level 4.
Taku Takira.
WHAAAAT?!
ANOTHER ONE?!
What the fuck?!
Take his head!
Who, the wormhole?
Oh, no.
Gotcha, bitch.
Okay, so what, what head am I taking?
Search the house.
What head?
He has a chest in the cabin.
I thought I already looted his cabin.
I really think I would have looted his cabin, like, instantly.
I mean, maybe there's another one now, I don't know.
Oh, you got the key.
Oh, yeah, it was locked.
worse but they're not much worse than the other ones oh my god brown pants oh my
god we're no no more diaper
they're not poop pants they're way better than the the fucking assless
Chaps you kidding me?
Way better than the assless chaps
Go back. Oh wait, what was there something in the cave is that what you're saying or am I am I getting baited?
I might just be getting baited
There's a third bear.
Nice.
I'm not scared.
That's not what happened.
I can't believe that we let Geralt wear those pants so long as they became drum-satch.
That's not what happened.
Yeah, there was stuff to loot at least.
Dude, they're just normal brown pants.
They don't look like that at all.
Oh, boots!
I feel like these are not going to be better than what I already have.
I found some stuff I can sell at least.
Sometimes the bonuses are better, yeah, but I don't read.
I just see plus, plus one, minus one, whatever.
I don't want your dung and bitch.
bro this girl was trying to like get it on with me before so I gotta keep my eyes wide
open. Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
Kira, what are you doing?
Garendt.
You gave me quite a start.
But neither made you say, bring me rats and help me!
Not something that can't drag them in.
This the lamp from the Elf side out?
What's this about rats?
What are you guys looking at?
Nothing important.
I'll explain later.
Now tell me, to what do I owe the treasure?
Why do you...
she sells stuff?
Got the old witch who lived here left you a bunch of interesting sundries.
You got wet cards?
I got the huge like a loof.
Very much so.
Stop looking there.
Looking where?
I'm not looking anywhere.
Oh shit, she's got a lot of runes and shit.
Oh, you can do like, oh.
I haven't used any of these yet.
You can do some crazy builds, huh?
I bet you shouldn't worry about the diagram.
crafting diagrams to make them yourself. Interesting. Interesting. Bye. Yo, Nilvret Sam, thanks for
32 months?
Can you raise her?
I will just watch.
I don't know how, but I will.
Do you feel skit so talking to yourself for seven hours a day?
I'm not talking to myself!
Well, it's like, it's like you're messaging someone on Discord, but they only type and
you only talk.
That's how I feel talking to chat.
Right?
Yeah, you guys are like Discorders.
Accord mutes.
wilds just to stupidly get caught because some ball with grit under his fingernails
grows annoyed with me
all right I'll help I knew you'd find it irresistible naturally you'll need to
identify Kyle fine what then well the spirits who wander the aisle you must
establish a rapport with them don't know how but they could point us in the
direction of the coast's source think they'll be willing to chat of course
I have to make friends with spirits.
Go slamp.
Lord's of the Fallen? What is this?
I got the magic lamp.
Holy yap, Kira. Bro, yeah, that's why I didn't do all of her white text lines. Like, bro, she just...
I'm sorry, just the yap is crazy.
Yeah, I'm gonna cross! Thanks for the raid!
Can you still see her raviolis?
I did see them once earlier, but I wasn't gonna point it out again.
I'm happy all for his brawl.
Voices.
Okay.
You'll need to do neither. I'll give you a xenobox. It's a bauball that will let us speak over some distance.
You will tell me what you see and I shall tell you what to do and look for.
Okay, so she's gonna talk my head, I guess. So where'd you get the xenobox? Found it in the mine
along with the lamp. Thought it was part of the lamp at first. Didn't realize what I'd
actually found until later. Think it belonged to the Elven Mage? Clearly. And I didn't even
know the elves use them.
It's like a cell phone.
Okay, goodbye, Kira.
And Kira's ravioliage.
Goodbye, Kira.
New quest item.
Okay.
Is it in a box?
Uh, pins?
Oh, it's already in my pocket.
Okay.
Magic lamp.
Okay.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I go to here, and we will TP, and we're going to go talk to some ghosts.
And then Miss Ravioli will like us more.
Right guys?
Oh wait, there's a ton of boards here I haven't picked up yet.
I'm gonna go here first and grab that board there and I'm gonna heat up some leftover pizza.
Okay, I'm going to try it first.
I have two slices, okay.
Pizza!
Yes! Oh my god, I love being alive!
Hey, Ralph! He hates me.
Okay, to the board, then we will get out of here.
Their microwave is too close.
It's like to the side of my desk.
Will I get cancer?
Yeah.
Well, well, well.
You can quest contract the White Lady.
Oh my, the lady!
Hehehehehe.
Hehehehe.
Relic 00, thanks for the sub.
Okay, now we'll go here.
I think I'm just gonna go ahead and pick up the other questboards while I'm here, so
do that first, so I don't forget.
Yes.
Oh my fucking god, I love leftover pizza.
This smells so good!
I smell the Parmesan, cause I got the Parmesan crust.
Fuck, yes.
Yes, you're tracking the wrong quest, it's on the- oh your right is on the
Trist Quest.
Um, yeah, well since I'm already here I'll just pick up the boards anyway, I guess.
So much to do in this game, I'm a busy, busy man, you know?
The world just needs me so much.
Me, gay Rolt.
Busy man.
Ew!
Yeah, more quests.
How long do you think I'll take me to finish the game if I do every single quest I get
from now on. Probably a long time, right? Like, I'll be a long ass time. 200 hours?
Okay, I'm sorry, bro. There's no way. There's no way. That's more time that I spent playing
Elden Ring and the DLC.
Get out of my hecking way.
I feel like I could probably go visit Tris now.
Or am I crazy?
I feel like I could beat up those guys now.
I'm going to try it.
I want to meet him.
I'm just pushing everyone out of the way.
I'm almost level 8.
Let me see.
White honey, clears toxicity and cancels, cursed oil,
increases sign intensity during cloudy weather.
So many potions.
I wish I had bombs.
Any leaves, monster?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Four thugs.
Sutter, we're looted here.
Want you gone by the time I count to three?
One.
2.
Ooh, lookie.
Things he can scare us off.
3.
Good smell, then we need to also...
Ooh!
That's it!
Mate!
Leave it to me!
Ow!
Shit!
Ow!
Son of a...
Yeah
Keep it together
Why is it so dark
Alright, I can definitely do this if I have full potions.
I'll try again.
Also, it's so fucking dark.
I should have saved before starring in the quest, that's one bad.
Oh
Whoopsie
A witcher, oh you're about to notice the chance
Indeed going on some voyage looking for companion right
Not just some forage cross the sea
Marvis when I got pristed the infantry in 1240 is called nice. I promise my beloved you watch carrot
Thanks, 21. It is called night. I feel like it shouldn't be that dark in a game
The rarest and most precious
Well, well ambitious
Proud but they will empty words
I came from the war that one and the next
I promise. I had time to change that. Or if not now, then when?
Thing is, I've grown old in the meantime, as you see.
You're scared of the dark, it's meant to be tomorrow. I'm not scared of the dark, I just couldn't fucking see!
But yeah, that's a good idea. What do you say?
Plan's crazier than it is sane.
It doesn't give us this little charm to it.
Yo Rex, I'm a jinx, thanks for the teeter too, welcome back!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey, goodbye.
I'm gonna go pick up those quests again, excuse me, bitch.
I'm busy, that's the rush.
Said nothing hurts as much as life.
Where the fuck am I?
How did I get so lost?
I went perfectly to the board the other time.
Man, what the fuck?
Where am I?
Oh fuck.
I think I for sure can beat those thug guys and that means we shall see Triss for the
first time.
It's Tris, y'all is a favorite girl character in this, because earlier someone asked Yennefer
versus Tress, so I don't want people to say Tress, but I like Yennefer, I like her a lot.
No?
Oh, okay, never mind.
She's quite nice.
Okay, I will kill these guys now.
I haven't done this dialogue in line before.
Why, he says he's not even here?
Turn the M up.
Oh, I'll just turn my back on this.
Am I going to get flashbang though if I do this?
and watch yourself. Manga himself don't even go to the growth.
Sub-uncle for me, I wonder why.
Who are these guys?
It's Manga. Temple guard.
Are there even more people now?
Thieving vermin to the confession chamber.
What was that worth the effort?
Wait, so I didn't have to fight them this whole time?
Why did no one tell me?
Steal your property.
No, that's good.
No spoilers.
I don't know much about small animals.
I know your trade. Spotted those yellow eyes amidst the rabble in the square right away.
Did you notice how much common folk love flames?
The eternal fire will consume them all one day, one way or another.
And as bats sense moths, so I sense freaks.
And start by warning them. No big grads, no place for your kind.
Hey, fuck you, buddy.
I haven't done anything wrong, but you will sooner or later your sword always causes trouble.
And this city is mine to protect.
Mine and the eternal fires.
Nothing I can do to you now, but just know that I know you're here.
One mistake, one error.
You'll make a mistake, it's inevitable.
I'll be the first to learn of it.
And when I do, it'll be standard procedure.
Like for every magic oddity who dares take this city there.
You seen it?
Goodbye.
What?
I skipped the fight.
I was ready for it, too.
Oh, yeah, they were looting now.
I'm going to loot.
Look for the thieves and follow them.
Any loot? Oh, shit.
My evening with a vampire!
I re-kneel that.
Never known trust to use one like this
No other girls, you know comb their hair I
Mean to be fair. I'll just start brushing my hair recently regularly. I
Didn't brush it today
Well, whenever I brush my hair, it usually gets frizzy, so I just leave it.
And it doesn't get super tangly, anyway.
We made the loot.
Those are remembrance, we'll dry them.
A dumpling.
Trises, never knew how to drop one on the floor.
I don't know what, what, what, what?
Close?
I don't know what.
Did Tris know that Geralt had a girlfriend and got with him anyway, but he has memory
loss?
convenient for a Geralt.
I'm letting her do something else too, oh, there we go.
Oh yeah, the Gamma.
That's hurting up the gamma.
Look for thieves on the main square and carefully follow them.
Did I lose him already?
discretionary to benefit fromvania or exile?
This guy's kinda suspicious. Oh, that guy's a thief for sure.
Okay, how do I turn up the gamma? First things first.
Sayon the man, thank you for the gift, dude.
Uh, video?
I'm just going to make it bright because I cannot see shit in this game.
Honestly, that looks way fucking better, oh my god.
It's way too up. I like it. I can turn it out a little bit more. I mean I can at least
see now. I think that the game's supposed to be kind of dark and moody, but I thought
I'm always too dark sometimes. How about that?
Holy moly.
I'm barely following a thief.
Oh
Well, there's the thief
Ready go
Nothing hurts as much as life.
True, brother.
Oh!
He gave him something.
Or should I still keep following this guy?
Or should I have him following the other guy?
He sensed something.
Gotta stay further back.
Oh, OK.
Oh
Yeah
Where'd you go awesome
Now you see bugger
Yeah, terrible trade poking around where I probably shouldn't be I know but I gotta find the putrid grove
That's a secret place for secret folk doing secret business.
I don't use to say you're any good at keeping a secret.
Me? I'm really good at keeping secrets.
You have my word.
A freak's build you guess, not more.
As stupid you think I am.
Grab the horse, son.
Smash the bugger!
No!
You're level ten!
Oh my god, I'll fight three of them
Okay, I might be blocked
I think I'm a little bit too low up.
Take him from the back!
My stamina is uh, not looking good.
Ow.
I am the kite scene.
I'm gonna find a witcher.
Keep it together, Likes!
Oh, no.
Okay, I'm done doing quests that are I'm too low level for upper list I
Just thought I was like okay. Those were only two guys
I can fight them that I was like already the need to fight some now. I'm fighting four guys that are level 10 instead of two
like
I fucked up.
I sense your hate for it.
Take him from the back!
Leave!
Leave him there!
You old bastard!
I am ours!
of
Oh fuck!
I was so close to kiting it out, dude I don't want to do this again.
And it's gonna put me back in the quest, dude!
Ah...
Okay, where am I?
Oh my god, no!
Yeah, Okinawa...
No one.
Grab it! Smash it!
What?! Oh, come on, dude! I tried taking the other route!
You remind me of the church.
I'm not so sure.
Holy shit!
Why doesn't he just kill them with his sword?
Oh
Camera?
Uh.
And maybe I could just burn them?
At least for the AOV.
Oh my god.
Okay, one's down.
Okay, the area is definitely helping a lot.
Holy shit, I actually did it.
Okay, that was way better than the mind control.
Big XP for Mets.
What's the password?
Old Sounds Farrowed Piglets.
Nice.
Johnny, thank you for the 10!
Thanks Johnny!
Okay, I should probably stop this quest for now if I'm being honest, because I'm sure
it's gonna make me fight more stuff and I'm still level seven. Kind of annoying though.
I want to finish it. Oh, I failed the thief part. Oh shit. Okay. Um, where's the other
quest I was doing. Okay here we go. Here we go. Matzah! Matzah's awake.
Oh
MPC Matt, thank you for the fire. Thank you
And thank you, Johnny. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Lotsa baby
Matzah? Matzah? Matzah?
Bro, she walked past you and then laid down
and she was not moving at all. I thought something was wrong.
Oh, sing!
She was like...
I was like, Matzah?
Matzah?
She's so fat I can't see when she breathes.
Here we go.
I'm not shaming her, I was saying she's a little chunky.
Oh, thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Oaf!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thanks, Oaf.
Thank you so much.
I can't believe yesterday I was saying
freaky whenever someone gave subs
and I was actually just
people were sobbing.
I was like, what is wrong with you guys?!
To the boat!
Oh, I love the boat rides in this game.
Weeeeee.
So pretty.
Turn on DLSS.
Oh yeah, people were asking about that earlier.
What is that?
I can turn that on.
Is it video?
It makes the game look worse?
Oh!
Wait, it does?
What does NVIDIA hair works?
Does it make the hair look crazy?
Guess we'll see.
Did she- why does this hair just look whiter?
It's anti-aliasing.
Tree-hug gifted a sub to soda poppin.
Thank you.
And I thought the same thing.
I thought DLSS was the AI thing.
Apparently it's not.
It's DLSS 5.
That's the weird ass AI thing.
So did it change anything?
I don't see any difference.
blind all DS DLCs AI oh really
I'm having an intuition.
One movement.
I don't want to be shampoosh or anymore.
So I should not use it.
I have scale 5, just upscales the lighting as well.
Uh...
Yes, use it.
You have a good GPC, so you don't need it.
I mean, I don't even see any difference.
What's this?
Ultra performance.
I feel like it looks worse now.
It's like blurry.
I feel like it looks worse.
I like it more like this.
I like my games to look a little art-style-y.
It doesn't have to look like real life, you know.
Ultra performance is upscaling from like 480p.
Really?
I
Creepy guys
Here
Our signal sucks
Guys can I just say something I feel like Verizon fell off
I used to be like, I'm here because I'm the greatest network or something.
I'm not even saying that because I work with AT&T, like they actually fell off.
I have fun in the best game.
Vader Curry, thanks for the two months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Like, even like all the Iron Shadows were to hotel, you none of them used Verizon for their sim cards because the Verizon sim cards suck.
I forgot about Rockman again.
They all use a T-Mobile or AT&T.
So I'm a sponsor thing, it's just true Verizon fell off.
I rate cat, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you.
Thank you cat.
Meow, meow, meow.
Thank you so much.
Like for a long time I was like, oh, Verizon's the best.
Like they've always just been the best
cause like I saw the commercials, you know,
where they showed like the map and the map was all red.
No, then I started IRL streaming and I was like, wait, it was all a lie, or they just fell off. I don't know which.
Like, Assassin's Creed 4 Black Black, thank you for the 5.
Thank you.
Berserk, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you.
Hey, Noodle Brain, thanks for the 2 months.
Is the new shirt I got better?
I got a new shirt in a while.
Oh, it is better!
Just worse durability.
Oh, but it looks so much less cool!
Oh my god, dude.
The sacrifices we make.
Nutella 12, thanks for one year-
Oh, holy shit!
What the heck?
Evan, thank you for the 100 gifted!
Thank you!
I'm sorry that the Bloody Baron killed you for taking better care of his wife.
Thanks Evan!
Oh my gosh, thank you!
And Chaos, thank you for the 5!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thanks Evan.
Poop jacket?
Wait, poop jacket?
Poop gloves?
Poop pants?
Poop boots?
Oh my god, the fit is not, not, not cooking.
Poop knife too?
My sword is sick though.
You guys gotta come down here or what, you're gonna make me come up there.
Oh my god!
Oh, thanks for 15!
You did!
Thank you!
Thanks, oh!
Thank you so much, WO, WMN, WKR.
Thank you.
Oh my god, his body went fucking flying.
Oh my goodness gracious, dude, this shirt is so ugly, what the heck?
Oh god, that, yo!
Oh my god, NPC man!
Thank you for the 20.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you Matt. Yippee hype train too! Thank you, thank you, thank you. A level 14 hype
trainer right? What is it treasure train? Oh shit wait we have a treasure train I didn't
even notice. Hell yeah! You're a fire rescue guy I think even the five. Frick yeah, thank
Thank you.
I like me a good hype train.
Nice, nice, nice.
Beanie, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Sha, Sha.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
King Court, thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Come here.
Why are you running?
Oh, River, thank you for the 5! Thank you!
Thank Quartz and River, thank you!
I think it's worth it for me to be killing things even though the XP isn't that big.
It's a grindy game. I will take the XP I can get.
Thank you guys!
I would do some gifted too, I like to gift to them, they're just like a thing.
That was 35% off!
Wait a minute.
Hey, wait, optional use the magic lamp to find ghosts.
I thought that on...
Okay, so there's gonna be like a pile of bones or something, right?
Is that how that works?
Oh Stanley coach games. Thank you for the 20 get there. Thank you
It was not letting me jump away, I don't know why
Optional is that a ghost? No, that's just a cloud of bees
Um, okay, I guess I'm staying away from that.
Uh, not a ghost.
Let me know if you'll see any bone piles so I can use my magic lamp.
Why can't I jump?
Oh, that's what I thought.
Oh, it is.
Put that shit away, boy!
Oh my boy!
Why are the bees here?
I don't know.
Ow!
Yo! Oh shit, I'm about to die.
Code Red, thank you for the tan!
Thank you, I'm desperately trying not to die right now.
Thanks, Code Red.
Oh, that one's not dead, uh-oh.
That's scary.
Nice, there we go.
First amendment, thanks for the five!
Thank you!
I will give some to...
One moment, where's my mouse?
There we go.
I will do that many.
Wow, Temford Lion!
Thanks for the 20.
Oh, wait, invalid payment method.
Erm.
I just used that card this morning for something.
Erm.
What the heck?
Temford Lion, thank you for the 20.
buggy thanks for seven months welcome back
wow seven warps by my bank
ah there we go
thanks everyone for the 50
haha
people were like wow you didn't thank yourself
there
WarpsNord thank you for the sub welcome welcome welcome
Use magic lamps to find ghosts.
I don't know what I'm supposed to be, um, where the bone piles are.
Guess I will just ghost hunt a wee bit.
Keep your eyes peeled for ghosts, guys.
Oh my god, more bees!
Why?
Okay, use the lamp to find ghosts.
Oh
Any ghost any ghosts
Bunch of rats.
Oh.
Ghost?
I lost the ghost.
Oh, it's the bones here.
I
Think we're the death they gave it should we make this stop?
He's not the end of it. Suns can suffer for it at the door to the top
All right, that's one ghost
It's locked, but who's knocking
Gulp
a ghost oh there's a basement
right Maya
maybe must have died here boy nada thanks for the five gifts dude thanks not
all thank you thank you thank you
place is full of rats as many dead as alive think they're feeding on
Oh yeah, she hates rats.
Good callback.
Thank you guys for all the subs, so nice.
Alright, upstairs or downstairs into the basement first?
I think we can upstairs first.
That seems like a better idea.
Oh Johnny, thank you for the 20! Thank you! Holy moly, so many sub, thank you! Oops, I'm
not meant to put that out. Thanks Johnny! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
There's another upstairs. There's another skeleton here. He's not talking though
Stay true. Thank you for the five. Thank you
Oh
Why are they moving why are things moving I saw a ghost
I'm tired, but I use, um, a Sony a7 III.
Why am I space?
Thank you for the 5 and Wii's!
Thank you for the 10!
Thank you!
Ah!
Yo, it's John!
Thank you for the 5!
Thank you!
Oh, shit.
First died.
And more experience!
Let's go!
Anything out here?
Oh, a chest.
Uh, alright.
Kind of a weird area.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, ghost!
What? Why are the bracelets? Or why are the cups and the vases?
Uh, having a, uh, they're, uh, uh, you know, they're like bouncing around together.
A ghost.
Knives, thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
A ghost!
I'll loot first.
Ooh, a crossbow.
A ghost.
So scary.
Why is the floor crea-
Ah!
Oh, there's a secret wall or something.
No, a passage, okay.
Well, these scrapes on the floor
might be a sign of a passage, right?
Oh my God, that's a big-ass pile of,
guys, here's someone crying, am I crazy?
Big-ass pile of bones.
Woo-hoo!
Spooky! I need a pee. I'll be right back.
I'm gonna make some, uh, running water.
My tea kettle that's also right next to my desk.
Do my setup here is gone so nice.
My microwave and everything.
And my fridges.
Ouch!
The cat just bit my toe.
Again.
Oh, scary.
Oh
Scary
So much let's all loot though. Oh, what are those?
We've got no way with it if they can't think we're still in charge
Watch.
Uh-oh.
That can't be good.
Is it better when the mic's right by my face, or should I go back to moving it a bit
far?
Hello?
You're going to laugh at me.
I'm coming.
Why has no one come for me?
Oh, but here's me talking normally.
I cannot leave this place.
I've seen no way out.
Here's to me talking normally.
Scary a ghost.
In the park.
Let go of my foot, you freak!
Sorry.
I'm talking to the cat.
Damn freak.
You don't talk as loud up close. Wait, I can stop screaming!
I could just talk in my client, mumbling voice, perhaps.
He spent most of his time locked away in this tower.
He's dead too, you know?
They're all dead!
Mountains of corpses, yet I stand here alone, all alone!
Mwah!
They've all abandoned me!
Mwah!
Even he who promised me everlasting love...
You will abandon me as well!
I just met you, bitch!
Curse, you yourself will be free to leave.
Tell me what happened here.
Peasants sail to the island to ask for food.
They came to me!
They thought as a witch, for a little we'd stowed ourselves away here to laugh at their misery.
Yet we had little food as well. Too little to share with those who came.
Stop and take them, I go ahead.
Sorry.
My father cried out, but the mage told me not to reveal myself or let anyone in.
My hot water's done!
He gave me a potion.
I'm gonna use my new red dead cup to drink it.
He said, everything would be alright.
What kind of potion was it?
Remember it smelled.
What it looked like.
I remember only that I feared to drink it.
Didn't trust the mage.
In the village, they clanked and meddled in series.
Not a human yet, but causing it.
They said he lealed rats into the tower,
invaded them with a catriona.
Only rumors surely, but I was afraid.
So horribly afraid.
And then I heard him.
Then I laughed a gravely.
He called to me.
I opened the door for him, but others asked me
if I could make it in time.
Your beloved failed to save you.
Your beloved failed to save you. Why?
There were too many.
Leap of the elite, he shouted, he grunted them, tried to stop them.
They just laughed.
Did they hurt you?
They gripped my arms, tore at my dress.
I managed to free myself of drink of ocean and then...
nothing.
Poisoned? About how you died?
No, no. For I later awoke, I was a zone in the dark. Only there were rats everywhere.
Did she die in the basement eaten by rats?
I died for this. Couldn't move.
Sleeping potion. Fex hadn't worn off yet. You were paralyzed.
They were everywhere. All over me like-
Oh my god, she dead!
My face, my hands, I felt them rip open my skin, then crawl into my stomach.
Ugh, God!
They tore me apart, and I could not even scream.
Have I not suffered enough?
Why can't I leave this place?
I found a fresh corpse in the tower.
You weren't the last to die on this island under fresh corpse in the tower.
Maybe that was her beloved who tried to save her.
The dead man looked like a monster to attack him recently. The tower harmed anything else?
How am I to know? There's lots of reds here. I hear the whispering every night.
Not talking about ghosts. A monster who hunts here. You must have noticed something.
Compare this lore and dialogue with Crimson Desert do for real.
If this game was like open world like Crimson Desert, it'd be like perfection.
The story is so good.
Or like true open world I guess I should say.
It is, but there's like the different areas and stuff.
It is true, but why is there like the different regions of stuff?
Multiple maps, but they're not connected are they?
It's semi-open. Yeah
He walked in it easily. Oh, the loading screen made me think that it wasn't it.
There are two big overworld mats and two small ones. Yeah, that's what I mean. They're not actually connected, are they?
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say is you have to load in.
And it's like, but other overworld games you don't have to load in the month.
Shhh.
G4E, thanks for three months!
I
Why won't I trust her?
Wait, what reason does she give me not to trust her?
Sorry, I was arguing about what's open-world and what's not.
Believe all rates.
She could curse you.
She had holes in her story.
Hmm, well I didn't trust the last guy and I killed him so you know I'll give this one
a chance.
Fine.
I'll talk to Graham.
Where will I find him?
He lives in the village on the left shore yet.
What if he's forgotten me?
If he loved you, he'll remember and want to help.
He said he would always love me.
Go to him.
Make taste for him.
I mean I'm sure she left something out of her story but...
But we will see what it is.
I still never went down in the basement, so I need to go there for sure.
This is a lot of lore.
I was reading a lot of the lore, but my my voice
This has been getting tired.
I'm going to keep the lamp out in case there's more ghosts.
Damn.
I'd say there's a door over there.
I think those are the cussings yet lower.
But I end up arguing with chat.
Alright, I will check the basement now, and then we will be on our merry way, taking Annabelle
to Graham.
And then we'll hear his side of the story, I guess.
Mondray loader, thanks for nine months!
Well I die if I drop down here.
Surely not.
We're fine.
Hello, rats.
I'm lost.
Oh
All right to the basement
Now I guess maybe I'll see if I fucked up
Oh, so someone let the rats out they weren't supposed to.
Dark Horizon, thanks for the 18 months.
to the village. Swarm! Rat! Anything affecting that? You needn't fret for us, clever little bastards, clever
You
I see
For the main
Okay, so someone left the rats out
We'll let the rats out
So, I did not really learn anything super useful down here.
Got a new sword.
Oh, it's way better for my steel sword.
Nice.
It's a common, it doesn't have crit chance, but that's okay.
Better base damage.
Wait!
Wait.
Goodbye, I'm just going to swim away.
I don't know where, wait the boat's right there.
Ah, I'll go get the boat.
Ah! Ah!
Oh my god, I didn't know the drowners would actually drown you.
I thought they were called drowners because they drowned.
Ah!
Oh!
Thank you for getting out of my boat.
Appreciate it.
Oh
Oh, God, we won't eat up
Okay, let's get Graham sized or your boat is damaged. Oops
Hey leave him alone
Just wondering what you want from him from Graham me
Then one nothing. This is mother and be worried about it. We locked in his up since he came back from the aisle
I
Want to talk sorry bro
I've been to the island I know what happened there
what you want of me want to talk to you about Annabelle Annabelle what can you
know about her I met her talk to her Annabelle's dead drank poison and all
Oh, he couldn't save her did you love her something mad love they're so deep I
believe it comes from together she's not to her father's looking his door and
playing low what happened on fight got out you gotta tell me
We're Millie, Finch and Faulkner. They rallied the men all roughs to go to the Isle take back
What was ours from the new they knew I was known at the tower that the Lord's servants would open the gate for me
Since I saw them food. Wait!
Now I, I...
Have some right chance.
For animal that means flea...
But...
I don't spurn it up with chaos.
Our boys from the village started killing everyone, Annabelle.
They wanted to rape.
First then she drank poison, made it to most of our favor, and I run out the tower
hollering and I wanted to die, curse them all to hell.
Don't force me to speak of it.
I
Said you were horrible at the tower the island what exactly did you say?
Remember
I wanted them to pay for what they done to her might have cursed them
There's a powerful magic are on flag on her
passions evil intent strong emotions of any kind can activate it your words could be the curse of source
She took the poison because of that.
It wasn't a poison.
I think I'll drink a strong sleeping potion.
Mage wanted to protect her.
Make her look like she was dead.
Confess to everyone.
Wait, so who let the rats out?
We see you spooked.
Spooked to a ghost.
By the time she awoke, the tower was full of cold corpses.
And rats.
Oh, I feel like he shouldn't have told him that.
Ugh.
Stay behind to bury her. I didn't notice she was alive
It might have ended different ended well poor guy stayed on the island. I doubt you'd have survived
I take death over leaving it to the rats like that
There's not I can do about it now wrong on that count
Cannibal needs you her soul will only find peace if you help her
What can I do guys point out this guy's wearing assless traps to
It's like really ruining the vibes for me
Okay, please bury her bones
Back to the tower
I'm just gonna take this one I guess. It's not damaged anyway.
Thanks, Warm Socks! Thanks for th-
Did he just kill himself? What just happened? What was that?
What was that?
Oh!
Well, I lifted the curse.
Here is gonna be so happy.
Oh my fucking god.
fault she lied and you fell for it see I thought I thought that she was telling
the truth and that they they were uh that was I was like oh there's probably
just like something more of the story that I don't know yet you know I mean
there was but I didn't think it was gonna be that. Oh my god. Well I mean, I guess
If I believed the tree it would have been a bad outcome too.
Ouch.
Ow.
Ouchie.
What? This all flowing from the moon. We're making offerings to the All-God, clearly.
You too can seek his aid. That's if you've got a fitting offering.
He's scorned ours, and cursed the old village.
The All-God you call him. First time.
Yo, you a bunny? Thank you for the raid. Hello.
Hi Raiders. Welcome.
Hope he had a lovely stream a lovely time. Hello there
Sorry
You needn't mark us. You can see right well we brought scraps
For the war I wouldn't give this such to me owls
Such are the times
All gods said if you don't get a rafter a bacon and a barrel of beer at least the rivers will fill up with frogs and
Lotus or some such will devour the harvest who tusks
The Algarve's probably just some bomb, right?
Why some dude under here that just talks to them, right?
Oh.
What?
Who dares to disturb my divine being?
Geralt of Rivia.
Pleasure.
Hmm. Expected they all got to be corporeal in form.
But never thought he'd be... corpulent.
Fattened up nicely at those peasants' expense.
Expense?
He's in bacon veers!
Not a word about the health I give in return.
Blessings, absolutions, and right and advice.
Believe me, these folks need all of it.
I'd watch over them still if they fulfilled their end.
For lately, they offer these pathetic scrubs!
That they steal from the mouths of their children, and to make matters worse, you cast a curse on them.
And I'll not lift it till they bring me worthy offerings!
I'm to settle for turns and way, not a chance, and you can tell them that!
I'm gonna kill you to settle for humble offerings or die! Fine, I'll tell them!
What do y'all think I should do?
For a century or so?
Well that doesn't beat his ass, right?
But I then sheltered you, built a fire so large the flames let through the crack, lit the bushes above, I coughed from the smoke, and suddenly heard a peasant, a voice out of nowhere he called a miracle, thus I became a god.
Parasite more like he is a parasite. You should die
Got an idea how to solve this I'll just kill you
Wow.
I died to him slamming his foot really hard on the ground.
The shockwave killed me.
Ended my life.
Okay, let me get my health back.
I'm not in the difficulty where meditation heals me, so...
You died of the fire dot?
Really?
I look like the AOE hit me.
Oh my god, I'll skip the role this yapping now.
See, it does hurt you.
Oh my god.
Yeah, why don't we just chill here while I heal?
He doesn't seem like he minds.
Oh, shit.
All right, cool.
I got some grilled pork!
Any loot?
So do I tell the villagers now or what?
Oh.
But mean took advantage of you. You went hungry
Well, it grew new chins
The old God warned us said if he ever departed death would await us. Oh my god. Here we go
When it's tell the others holy group prayer can say they're never gonna learn
Idiots, I tried to help
Roach
Hi Roach. Whatcha doing buddy?
I just killed a deer.
My bad.
No no no no no.
Oh yikes.
There's a guy hanging from the tree.
You guys think Kira's gonna like me now that I did that quest for her?
Geralt, just when I was starting to miss you.
Is that sarcasm?
The fight cry was free of its curse.
And you would have held this news until now.
I just got here what what it's a one-way thing you had this call me what the
Lord's daughter right what
love it had to help me don't really probably brains I lifted the curse so
the islands clear animals so was free thing is turned out she's a pesta
and you fail to notice you're losing your touch sorry and be that as it may fight
pile is free of its curse that's important I'm almost inclined to say
good work the learn what do you want to do with it as I said you make you get
I don't believe I shall need it anymore given the arse being cleansed
actually regret not going there with you perhaps we can make up for that
What does that mean?
What is pepperoni time?
Perhaps perhaps you'd stay just a bit longer. There's one small favor. You must do for me
What is it? I put in an order for a few substances from Novograd
The trader was due to leave me yesterday, but has yet to arrive
Did you see what happened? The package is rather important to me
You fucking freaks
Why not if he was coming here from Novograd he must have passed your black belt
I'll check the area. Thank you. I should be ever so grateful
Find the king of beggars hideout
That's oh I'm level eight I
Have three points
General
I should probably do general right
This seems good.
Do I have to equip it?
Oh, I do.
That's okay.
I think it's from the missing transport using your witcher senses.
Oh, it's this guy with the goat named Princess.
Who fears no evil
Fermented the fermented spider eye. Thanks for nine months. Welcome back
Wondering souls to emerge damn souls to we've the circle to protect from these
But like it out of it which is do not for free mr. Pella nuns
Not to fear how to reward one for their aid this to the Pella nuns
Okay seems like you could use a witcher. I'll do it. Oh, yeah guys, don't forget to redeem your raffle tickets
If you can only redeem one per stream
The sooner we resolve this the better cost channel points at midnight
One per stream until I drop them
I'll probably draw them in like a month or so, like 30 days.
So plenty of chances to enter, but you can only enter once per stream.
What the?
Abandoned!
I don't feel like dealing with that.
He's got a horse!
Ow! Leave me alone!
Do I have to kill him on horseback?
You'll regret your mum ever squirming you at.
Ew!
Oh, there, bitch.
Dude, why is this so hard?
Dude what is this shit there we go
What's your fucking problem?
I'm going to go to the lab.
My favorites.
Shit.
I'm going to go to the lab.
My favorites.
Grief
I lost a gun off this way. I know I can loot this corpse.
Why are from Nilfgaardian's wife?
Dilvan, I lost my father and brother in the last Nordling war.
Please come back to me if I'm afraid I'll lose my husband too.
And our little bee trees will lose her father.
I know the punishment for desertation, but I also know some men have made home escape.
We'll hide at infant's farm and wait for the war and peace that I pray for everyday,
Alveen.
He didn't make it.
Fuck, that's so sad.
Poor guy.
Yeah, he got caught in a deserter.
Oh.
There we go.
Oh.
There we go.
The ocean's a bit of a southern slope.
Notice of the left-hunter, it's set to meet.
Get a bloodbath.
Wonder what spell requires that.
Ooh.
There we go.
Don't sense anything magic though.
I wonder how Kira will explain this one.
Oh, something unknown over here.
Guarded treasure
Oh
I've got the treasure. Okay. I got to repair my sword again. I feel like I have to repair my sword so often.
I guess maybe eventually I'll get higher durability swords probably.
Because damn right now my swords fucking suck. They break in like 30 minutes.
Not 30 minutes, like an hour, but still pretty fast.
You care, Pirakets? Seems like a pain.
Here I got your package!
But first, I'll...
She got some fancy wine?
Then shoot outside.
Wait what?
What is going on dude?
The chains are getting tangled.
Whoa, she turned Mouse into horses!
What happened? I don't get it.
Changed mice into horses. Third level transfiguration. I'm impressed.
But I still don't get it.
No, the fairy tale about Cinderella.
Mm-hmm. True story, it's based on two.
I beg you, not another word about Zuboth. Now to return to the fairytale, I'd like to
spate these ghastly swamps for one mathematical night. I don't need a fairy godmother, I'll
cast the spells myself, but I could use a prince charming. It just so happens you're
the only decent candidate in Orvellum.
So, what do you say to a moonlight ride on horseback?
And dinner?
So this was all for a date.
I'm a witcher, not a jiggler.
Don't flatter yourself.
I don't want to shag you in the bushes,
but to share a pleasant evening.
But if no, then no.
What's that?
I don't even know what that is.
Hold on.
I've heard the word before, but I thought that that was, um, like the insane clown posse thing.
Oh, it's like a male prostitute.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's a juggle, huh? Yeah.
Don't win it'll only be an illusion won't have a bit and at dawn everything will return to normal
Why not no way
But what about Yennefer guys, what about Yennefer?
why not for the guys okay I guess
so what do you think neckline too modest just the same shirt white one might
also change your hair color while I was at it I'm always fancy dark hair man
Is that not the shirt from the castle?
I guess it's a little different.
Yeah, and her shirt looks the same.
Go, go, go!
Oh no, I'm about to run out of stamina.
Oh no, I'm stuck in a tree!
I'm fine.
Oh no.
I'm trying to body block.
Oh no.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Alright, I think I'm body blocking her
Were you trying to race and red that with John? What?
Oh my fucking god, dude
Dude, she's set all this shit up! What is this?
Congratulations, you'd make an excellent jockey.
If only I were a foot shorter and five stone lighter.
Well, yes, but then I'd not have invited you here.
Now do you see why I needed those substances?
She was planning this all along?
I could have just told me what this was about right now.
Geralt, run to the woods and fetch my shopping. I'd like to make dinner.
Well, would you have helped?
If I'd known I'd get a glass of Zubatang dry in return? Of course.
Well, well, never take you for a wine, for a son.
Think Richard, suck the marrow out of Drowner bones and wash it down with bottled water?
More or less. Well, we've chatted long enough on empty stomachs. Let's dig in.
Must have cost you a small fortune. Sure you don't need me to pitch in?
Please, I manage. You know, a dozen eggs here, a cock-o-gander there. Besides, my finances are about to improve.
What's going on?
Very true. So, I have two options. I can either start cultivating turnips or... leave.
But that's not what I wish to discuss.
Thank you once again, Geralt, for your help with the tower.
You were fabulous.
Not the first curse I've lifted.
But among the most difficult, correct?
What happened on that island?
Why, I shiver at the thought.
Well, I got a guy killed.
I sincerely hate that.
And I met a woman that was apparently eaten by rats.
According to her, at least.
Didn't destroy that workshop if that's what you're asking.
Didn't see any reason to.
Alexander's findings would have fallen to the wrong hands.
Although, Fyke Isle has a terrible reputation.
None even dare go there.
Perhaps there's nothing to worry about.
I'm sorry.
Such a gloomy subject approach.
I simply shouldn't have not during our romantic dinner.
Romantic?
Somebody came here as friends.
Friends.
With benefits.
So...
I know what you guys are going to want me to pick.
Ah
You're
Really?
Then close your eyes
One two three four
All right, that's enough
Where'd she go?
What's going on?
Topper, thanks for four months!
Hello.
Oh, brother.
Gert, guess we're playing hunt the hare, not hide and seek.
Oh, brother.
Good. Won't have to fumble with fasteners.
Shame. Could have kept her shoes on.
What?
Found me. Congratulations.
Do I get a prize?
I have nothing on me. But I'll think of something.
Why is she...
Why was she never... Why was she never wearing a bra before?
You can see her raviol is the whole time!
You know what they call that constellation in Zoroacania?
Well, I hope you guys have a fun time.
No, it has a different name.
between decent actually you're missing I feel awkward with stuff like that well
nope she's gone and now you're back in your shit clothes Geralt or Geralt
put me to sleep with a spell means she's up to something
like I'll the tower
wait where my shoes go what were my shoes
And raw my outfit is so shit, holy fuck.
She took the shoe.
Oh god.
Okay, I need to find the nearest TP thing.
Oh, she got my gloves too.
True.
Okay, I don't want to do this quest yet either, I think.
Okay, let's find another side quest to do till we're at least someone nine I think
Meet the peller in the stone circle we can do that I guess
I'm swimming.
My horse.
Go to the tower?
Sure.
On my way.
on my way
here
Kira!
So what about Yennefer?
She was mad about Tress, like, I don't know.
Socks, thanks for the love and months.
You used me.
used me oh please I'm nearly seized an opportunity if I've known you just wanted
Alexander's notes I'd never have helped you lift the curse from fight Kyle all
right perhaps I wasn't completely honest didn't quite tow the line but I knew
you've managed you're so manly and all Geralty poo wipe that frown
Geralt you poo wow I just don't like two-faced serpents
Oh my god
Naturally use the worst I don't deserve that my intentions are pure like a virgin's tears
Alexander is studying the Catriona Plague. I'll use his notes to produce medication, perhaps a cure. Or at least a vaccine.
Strictly humanitarian motivations, is that it?
No, strictly selfish ones.
The mighty would pay willingly for such a remedy. Can you imagine how much? Take Radavid for instance. Why he might even consider forgetting my past associations with the lodge.
Who's Radovid?
I don't remember Radovid.
Radovid never forgets.
Radovid doesn't forget.
And Radovid doesn't forgive.
Especially when it comes to sorceresses.
He's a king?
You can take the exception for me.
You'll have to.
The king that hunts witches.
Okay.
Please, you don't believe that.
Wow.
You believe Yennefer will stop treating you like a dog someday?
Yikes!
Oh my god, yikes!
What
What's your problem, I thought we were chill
Do you suck
Wait, I thought we were fighting to make her snobgo.
Didn't have to end this way.
I thought we were fighting to make her not go!
You could have spared her how!
I'm moving her.
What is her problem, man?
Let me try this again.
Some peasants found her and took her to the barrel, fell and self-appointed her.
The warlord took the young woman in, had her nurse back to health, and sent her on her way to Novograt.
Dude, just chill.
Okay, well I guess this doesn't change anything.
Not where I'm sitting in fire before- Actually, I'm done with the back seating.
I'm just gonna do what I want to do
If you want to replay the game the way you want to you can replay it yourself
You know what just for that I'm gonna kill her again
It's not an organic game, so the cats just tell me what to do every time.
That's boring.
Sorry, Kira.
I don't understand though.
Cause I just told her you can't go give it to him and he's like fine now we're gonna kill the fighter to death.
Why'd that happen?
Okay now we go to the Peller I guess.
You just picked the wrong dialogue.
So are that supposed to call her a two-faced snake then?
Because that one seemed a little bit harsh.
You just had to pick the other dialogue? Well...
Gosh, how would happen I guess
Oh midnight, okay now I must time skip
I feel like it's super lame if like someone's playing the game for the first time and then
people who are watching who know every single choice get mad when you don't pick the choice
Not only someone who's already played the game before would know.
Like, what?
You might as well just replay the game by yourself a second time, then.
But I'm still mad, Fer.
You must protect us evil creatures keep it by keep it by till the ritual stop
Begin keep us from harm and let them not disturb the circle
What is this life well, you know
What comes next once life subsides
I hate the zombies!
Soon we'll rise, thy dead, thy buried,
It's the same way we were buried!
Will ye grant these souls retreat?
Yes, come on, pal!
Let's begin forefathers-y!
I'm not sure what's about to happen.
Oh, God!
Ye who wander on the gale,
Ever caught in this world's throng,
See this shining, gentle pale,
Yee-wee-summer! Yee-wee-pull!
Help!
I shall not let you...
...use your eyes on me!
Oh, that's it!
Oh, the sound I hear.
Is that right?
The spirit breaks the still of night.
Burn the incense ever higher.
Spirit, joy, and love, fire.
Spirit, speak.
This time it's yours! Tell us of your ghostly woes!
He's here!
Who are you?
He knows!
Should I drive him away?
I've come for you, Patrasol.
Oh!
Be gone, foul force!
I cast upon you the light of the dead fire!
Abomination!
Stop this at once!
The Errant Souls!
We must help them!
Silence!
I'm not tolerating necromancy.
Help me!
We must help them!
Silence!
I'm not tolerating necromancy!
Help me!
Uhhhh...
I don't know!
Hard choices!
Leave now.
You're disrupting the ritual.
This is black magic.
These folk disturbed the day.
We cannot allow it.
We will not.
You don't know a thing about their customs.
Take him and disperse the orders.
Goodfellas, leave nothings browns.
You cannot break the circle.
Oh shit, the pallor's trying to fight too!
Still hope are! Thank you for the 5 gifts dude! Thank you!
Thank you hope are!
Oh shit, we had a good sword on him!
It was blue. I don't know if it was exactly better.
We'll see.
I'm Mark, thank you for the five gifted, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yee-hee-wee-summer, yee-hee-wee-call, enter souls, we'll judge ye all.
All is well, all is well, all is well, all is well, all is well, all is well, all is well, all is well.
Something whispers, something piques, someone near our fire creeps.
All is well, all is well, all is well, all is well, all is well, all is well.
Aw, Eggman, thank you for the five, thank you.
This sacred ground is with bloodstained.
Hey man! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh god.
Unaudorous gift to the sum of the key remits.
Feels bad.
Yeah, I mean, I wish I didn't kill her, but I feel like if I make it a thing where every time I pick the, like, bad ending
And then I like save scum it kind of ruins the play through
Unless it's like something really fucking bad
Like when I've like ran away from that fucking baby thing always lost
Gotta be a peasant you told the witch hunters about the ritual that spirit they drove away
Your father's ghost. Yo, Zula. Thank you for the one key and 11 bits. Thank you
I'm an ungrossed, the Pella fear's not.
That Wraith called you a patricide.
He get it right?
All right.
If I'm gonna help you, I gotta know everything.
Why'd you kill your father?
The Pella does not wish to spigot this.
Okay.
You can't hope to manage this alone.
You're afraid, that's clear.
Wraith will hold sway over you.
Listen, I'll send him off, I've got to.
I need to know where he's buried corpse probably hasn't turned to dust yet. That's his bond to the world of the living
I'm Bruce
Lysid the swamp
Fine. I'll find his body so I can do
Nice I can still loot
Shoot!
Ooh, a yellow sword!
Not sure if it'll be anything...
Uh...
Hey, that one's better.
Nice.
Okay.
I want me to loot all this shit.
materials that I have not used it all yet.
Need to loot everything. Have you made any oil yet? I made Wraith oil but when I
And I made the Wraith oil, like I haven't even used it yet.
So...
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know how to use it.
It's just like...
I don't know.
Oh, hi Peach!
I just commissioned a Yenifer Cosplay!
Oh my God, I just got a Yenifer Cosplay too, but mine's not custom.
I didn't commission it.
Hi, Peach!
I also got a Siri wanted.
Just arrived today.
Well, that looks so awesome.
Well, you look sick as her.
You gotta wear some real cool boots.
Oh, shit.
Man, it's fucked up.
You look awesome.
I want cosplay with you.
Wait, we could be Siri in Yennefer.
Wait!
Oh, I would want to get a nicer Siri cosplay.
And then mine's just like, uh, some generic shit, nothing crazy, I'm just gonna wear it for stream.
I'm down, we should do a witcher, witcher duo or group.
That'd be super fun.
Hello, Peach the Gaurd.
I've never heard that one. I've heard Miss Lars before, that's a good one.
Oh wait, if you're still here Peach, I have a random question.
Do you happen to be any decent out escape rooms or like escape rooms?
I'm going on Thursday off stream with Emily.
I'm trying to make a little group to hang out with her.
If you have any interest in perhaps going, I don't know if she's still here.
It's off stream.
I'm so bad ball wash and give you a thumbs up. Yeah, if you want to come you can I
Mean, I mean if you don't if you don't want to do the puzzles, but I mean
It would be nice, you know, I like escape rooms
Yeah, you should just come and hang out I
Can text you the details if you actually want to come
No pressure, of course. I'm so dumb. I'll try
No, I promise you'll be you'll be fine. You'll be fine, but you should come with us
I'll text you this the details
It'll be Thursday in the evening
Yeah, peach will come with us. Yay
That will be very nice. I'm sure Emily will be happy to
Yay
I'm asking like chat I was like guys, you know anyone
That I stream with who like has mentioned things. They're like enjoying escape rooms. They're like, I don't know
I literally know one!
Oh shh! I forgot those things explode!
Oh god, please don't make me go all the way back!
I thought that was my bad, I should have just healed up before fighting.
I never pay attention to my health bar when I'm not in game because I would just assume
it's going to regen way faster than it does.
Very slow.
Oh.
Let me get my heals back.
Nice.
The lockout is bad for fighting this.
I feel like when I don't lockout, I don't know where the fuck I am ever.
I'm just used to it from Sword Game.
Oh!
Your sword's been broken for three hours.
That's another thing I don't pay attention to out of combat.
Let me see if I have a kit.
There have really been three hours.
I don't even know where the kits are in the inventory.
I've just been going to Blacksmith's for equipment.
Okay, oh here we go
Oh, brother.
I'm the body and the swamps using witcher sense, okay this is gonna be a fucking nightmare
isn't it?
How long are you gonna make me wait?
I saw people complaining about me not parrying. Um, I'll be honest. I don't remember the parry button. What is it?
Is it LB?
Swarms kept embers his body in good shape
It's LT.
L2
There's tea bag and bro excuse me
All the way back
So much traveling my god all the way up there
Okay, well
We shall TP.
Oh, she didn't have to go to a signpost to fast travel.
I am spoiled by new games.
It's immersive?
Bro, it's not immersive because you still teleport from the signpost.
That's like half immersive, half convenient.
Did I play Gwent here?
Oh, I think I played Gwent with this guy, right?
Oh, wait.
I haven't played Gwent with this guy.
He's got a quest item.
I will take that.
Let me get yo, uh, no card boy mind a few rounds of cards. Give me that card
She sees he sees he sees he sees he sees he
Think I'll get rid of
Frost card
Please play some spies on me.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm still going to play this and I'll just clear whether it, maybe.
Oh, he passed.
Ah, fuck, I played more cards than him, that kind of sucks.
But I saved my clear weather thing
Maybe I should have taken off these whatever
Mmm. I think I should use my dummies. He might not even have spy cards
This is fine, I still have clear weather.
might not be fine. Okay, um... I'm not sure what I want to do here yet. I'm just stalling.
I'm going to clear weather at some point.
Key remotes?
If I'm to die today which looks smashing for the occasion.
Oh, dear.
Oh, well I can just clear weather now.
I should be fine.
I mean, I win anyway.
I just want to see what happens here.
Wait.
I pressed the wrong thing.
Oops.
45!
You can kill her, Thrice!
Oh, I'm sorry, Kira.
I'm sorry.
OK, I got my card.
Yippee.
My deck's been pretty good so far, but I feel like I'm gonna start playing against people
with way better decks soon.
Well, people who have those fucking 10 power cards or those hero cards, fuck those guys!
Oh my gosh, I've still never got one of those cards in my life.
Show me what you got.
That's what we'll see what he has.
A lot of the recipes.
I'm level 9, I feel like I can probably go back to doing the Trisk quest, right?
I want to meet her!
Yo boy, Ken Dog, thanks for the 4 months!
Thank you.
Back to the TP point, and then we will continue the Trisk quest.
Yes, don't kill her!
I'll try, but no promises.
I'll try my best.
They call me a lady killer.
What is that?
A smuggler's cash?
What?
Where you go?
You look suspicious
Shady individual
Oh my hello
Open up
what you want doing some sightseeing kind of curious about what's beyond this
gate me probably know it was curious when I'm not so spread take a look what
do you see yeah there are sorts which I could kill at me
Her displace was a meeting spot for oddities
Now the parceler game free
Contribute to the grinds out
Old sounds
Welcome to drive we are so in we are so in
I'm out.
You're out.
What's your problem?
What are you doing here?
I'm out.
You're out.
How are things?
Good. Oh, there she is!
That's the time we make something clear.
Hey, Kitty. Yes, hi, Tom.
Me and my men are managed just fine
without the help of you
or any other mages.
But you, well, without our help
You're sitting ducks at the temple guard who do I spy?
It's me, Gyrroth!
Atreus.
See you two know each other.
See you two know each other well.
I was curious whether you managed to find me, witcher.
Your spies tell you I was looking for the Putrid Grove?
My scullaby a home for bottom feeding river fish if I didn't keep any of the ground.
And please, putrid growth, ugly name for our cozy little hideout, wouldn't you say?
So what would you call this dive?
Dunno. The Garden of Liberty maybe?
For a man who shakes down beggars and thieves for tribute. You're quite the romantic.
Did he just wink ever?
Like the most awkward wink I've ever seen.
Yeah!
Cougar Slayer 1!
Thank you for the 10 gift, dude!
W Cougar Slayer!
Thanks Cougar Slayer!
Thank you kindly, thank you so much.
The Cougar Slayer Returners, yep.
The hierarchy of the Church of the Eternal Fire as its puppeteer.
Until recently, that is, when rather than his witch hunters took the reins,
the semblance of power don't interest me.
A man with a vision.
One day, the so-called free city of Novigrad will be truly free.
But before that can happen, we've got a ridding of superstition
starting around about the hallowed essence of the Eternal Fire.
Nonsense for kiddies!
A pair of geese!
Cheering crowd at the execution.
Most of the adults.
Any crowd of rubble and cheer in a stench of burning flesh.
For one day, focal understand the Eternal Fire's norm,
but a leash around their necks.
They call this place the Putrid Grove.
But it's a western no big racket's putrified.
This year's the last bastion of normality, sanity, reason.
I'm actually glad someone like you
found his way to our city,
because it will be our city one day, Carol.
My words.
Yours, plural.
Yeah, mine, and me friends.
But that's a tale for another time.
This guy's a frog bald.
Look, he's got little hairs growing in.
Honestly, well, you clearly need it fake bald Gerald. I have a lot of things to take care of in town
Fraud ball to tag along
What's your arrangement using you helping you to survive
Six months ago if somebody said Tris miracle looking for another
She's talking about Carol, doesn't she?
Well, who's here?
I take it you are not a grad on important business.
Hey Key.
Important doesn't do it justice. I'm looking for someone.
More precisely?
A young woman who's like a daughter to me.
Her? Here? No, the house.
She was here. There are witnesses, evidence.
I was hoping you'd heard something.
You've been here a while. I need you to help me find something, anything, a trace.
I'll do everything I can
Who might know it's pretty cool to see someone doing an evil play through I'm not doing an evil play through I
Just I just made some mistakes, you know, I just made some mistakes
I just fucked up a little bit
Kitty!
Sick of it.
Hello, Clue.
You managed to get those magic incense ingredients?
Yes.
Somewhat with the difficulties, you might say.
I was walking along the canal with a sack full of goodies for you.
Looked up and spied a trio of temple guards coming the other way get to the point Clug
No time today for one of your long stories wait
Sack full of magic calories, and they were coming straight towards me. I don't easily frighten, but I felt a cold sweat on my arms
I'm afraid I had no choice. I dropped the sack in the water. I had to
When I asked why I claimed it contained a dead cat
I need that package clue. I've got a contract. It must be on the canal bed
Luckily, it was heavy enough to see
I'm sure it'll turn up if you search you expect me to pay her. She likes what I do this
This is like the only kind of petting. She'll sit still for I
Can do that where'd you toss the package near the crown second bridge in from the harbor
I didn't expect she likes when I smack her butt, I'm sorry!
She'll like cry for it!
Oh, she looks so happy!
She's freaky!
My horn's the same tire.
Is that enough yet, monster?
Is that enough yet?
Enough snacks?
I'm sorry!
She just turned around looking at me like, why are you slowing down?
Oh, she's mad. Goodbye. I'm sorry. My arm was getting tired.
Oh my god, that's a tanky brawler. It's a little pet.
Do you want more?
She's so needy!
Am I spoiling her?
Should I stop?
Smack her ass like a drum!
Oh my god, she looks like she...
You like that?
My arms are tired, Matso, I'm sorry.
I can't do it anymore.
You know your mother doesn't work out her arms.
Is that so?
I'm using my witcher senses, I'm not finding shit.
Wow.
Oh, what the hell?
It's a tiny little brick.
The very reason so many mages came here after the massacre at La Cuin, thought they'd be safe from
rativates' reapers. Instead, they jumped out of the fine hammer of a fire. But now the blood
stands on top of a mountain of coin, and winning a war takes three things. Coin, coin, and ignore
the coin. That's why they're exterminating mages, confiscating their property and possessions.
And they'll go after non-humans next. The elves occupy slums with the dwarves practically control financial life in the city.
Official alert is that Novograd will remain neutral. Somehow, doubt anyone believes that anymore.
They're there. Judging by what Kluge said, the parcel should be around here on the bottom.
Unless the pronoun is mistaken. He's been forgetful ever since Manga interrogated him.
Seem to be suffering from a persecution complex, too.
Current must have carried the sags seaward.
She loves it!
That may be some luck, Tom.
Don't know what you're missing.
Water is thick with punch and droils.
Guess it'll do wonders for my complexion.
I've seen Ike so much!
My arms are tired again, I'm sorry.
Oh, there it is.
Or it's probably one of those, at least.
Right now, kitty.
The
Mott's butt drumming album.
Oh, there's more shit under there.
It is out of the range, though.
It's probably nothing important.
Ah, fuck it, I'm just going to go back and look for the quest item.
Hey!
Why are you knocking my shit down?
What the heck?
Did I stop giving her spanks?
Oh my God, so spoiled.
Find the parcels?
So just spoiled with that music.
of a boat. Oh, and this. Oh my nabbit. Hope the contents aren't so through. Oh you're a doll.
Seem to be in your element. Still remember my elements? How I use them?
Calor, six months isn't that long. It's not like I'm senile. But you do have a history of ammunition.
I've recovered my memory completely. Good. That should stop people from taking advantage of you.
Someone's been taking advantage of me.
I have. For what?
I've never even intimated.
We need to hurry.
Awkward.
I mean, Treks is alright. I think I still like Yana for more though.
Brandon.
I didn't expect you to bring company.
Is that a problem?
By the eternal fire, no, I'm surprised that's all.
Together, I expect you resolve things twice as fast.
You the look of true experts.
Yeah, that's true.
I haven't really spent much time about it around.
But based off first impressions, I think I like Yann for more.
We settled on a full coin first.
Brandon and Co is a serious outfit.
Leave the largest granary in all Novigrad.
Pay in advance.
Don't much like merchants who flatter with cheap praise before the job's done.
That was not cheap praise. I was merely stating a fact.
So am I.
I want you to pay in full in advance.
I'm afraid that's impossible. Then trap your own rats.
Well, now I know why she brought you along.
Fine. Do you have your first and no big roundabout?
No, I don't.
I've been getting distracted. I keep forgetting to ask people.
But I think Yana's gonna be on my team.
Please, rat traps around the warehouse.
What? Isn't this- this is not the warehouse?
What?
Holy fat phobia.
Carol and Trish.
What?
Oh.
If I worry about that sort of thing I'd start the death in this city my favorite female companion any game I've played to date
Favorite female companion in any game I have to think about that
I mean companion makes it hard because it's like not just any character.
Yeah Panam from Cyberpunk is pretty cool.
I like Judy from Cyberpunk 2.
One more rat trap.
nearby it says.
Guys where is the last rat trap?
It's basically telling me that it's this way.
I don't know who's trying to leave me to that one.
I am using the Witcher sense.
Where's the third one?
Oh.
They're plucked every home in there.
Alright. Get rid of this magic fireworks.
Once I activate the incense, we'll have a moment to talk.
Well...
Now we wait for the mascara away.
Interesting method.
Never had much luck with rats.
Once I hit one with a fork in complete darkness, trying to show off my witch's senses.
Masterful throw really. Problem was no one else saw it. How could they in the dark?
So what do you think?
Rat catcher?
It's a long way to fall from being advisor to Tamaria's king.
I'm just glad to see you safe and sound.
Reconciled.
Uh, I don't know what happened at the end of the last game.
Seems like there's also drama with her.
Did like, Geralt remember he already had a girlfriend and like, they broke up or something, what happened?
What's the lore?
No one knows.
She freaked his friend.
What?
So funny.
We all lie sometimes, but lying to yourself is running away, whereas there's really nowhere to run.
Sometimes you have to escape just to forget. Your friend might have dwelled on his lost legs, but it's not like by grieving he could have grown another pair.
Wisdom so smart.
So, tell me how Yen is doing.
How do you know I found her?
You didn't answer my question. How's Yen?
She's fine.
That's good.
She did not seem happy about that.
All the women in this game want him.
Our lovebirds having themselves a little chat instead of working.
The job's done.
Geralt, those are-
I know who they are, Tris.
My friends begged me to notify them if I encountered a mage, sorceress-
This guy betrayed us!
Didn't have the heart to refuse.
It's not Geralt.
This stank from the start.
If these boys are here to help us kill rats, they're late.
You paint up front and got what you paid for.
Not have a wooden left in the greenery
Him and me have to be nerf for real for real
Such as life resources in new vagrancy. Too many too many of us like girl in the world, right?
So here's what I think the hunters have come and now they can go. They'll do no such thing
All right, we've talked to what you've got her just remember. I can't help but get in your way
Played enough from this force, son.
As have I. Neither is to leave her alive.
Gotcha, bitch! Oh, you're alive still.
If not for you, we need to find Brandon.
That is fucked up.
Thank god I was here to save you, my lady.
Okay, I just got a bunch of swords.
Any of them better?
Oh!
Plus 15, plus 7% crit, hit damage bonus.
Not bad.
Should I spare him?
Thing is, you'd be no good to anyone but the gulls as a corpse, so you'll live and pay us double. Now.
Tris is cringe?
I don't really know anything about her besides she apparently knew that Geralt was with Yennefer and didn't care.
Thanks, Geralt.
Geralt, Geralt, sorry.
You should try to keep better company.
He was still better than some ages.
You know, I've been thinking,
who might know something about Siri?
And I just got an idea.
There's an oniromancer in town.
Kareem wants to marry people, supposedly.
Never trusting Dreamer's abilities myself.
Kareem's been very effective.
A dream at least.
No trust here, perhaps?
She's taken a job close by.
Follow the canal away from the fish market.
The house is near the first bridge.
It's owner, Dejong Keer, is a rich banker.
not coming with me i've got some things to take care of another red infested warehouse not exactly
nothing even remotely satisfying such are the times
nice to see you again bye-bye nice to see you again you too gareth i've heard guy
taking his face with a knife while i heard what if i want to find you i live in the bits
near the fish market stop by it'll be nice all right see you later
bye tris
oh i finally met tris
had it seen her all game
find the dreamer in the old house
Hello? Anyone home?
The right place, then. Karina's inside.
Been there for a few days, dreaming the home's history.
Why do you need to know the house's history?
Do you have story or am I a win?
I bought this property a short while ago, paid a pretty penny, I might have.
Soon after, I witnessed...
...discurbances.
Let me to fear the home might be haunted.
Uh-oh.
There are sometimes...
Oh, they vary.
Giggling...
...in the night.
And furniture moving about in the attic and last week where you shall believe it
I found human feces
Sounds like he has a what's it called a squatter in his attic
Not interested in what's going on inside doesn't I don't know man
Curse her was scammed. Do you know how our haunting can affect a property value?
point of fact
Korean request. Yeah, it's not like a homeless guy. Not a ghost. I'd like to go inside
Look around. I don't usually let strangers rummage around my home.
Twin swords, though.
You're a witcher.
You may enter, call that my riddle.
Okay.
It's not the door creaking? What was that?
I think it was.
I got a fish.
Stop! Go away!
Don't turn that around.
Leave it!
Who's that?
I got a loot first, man. I'm sorry.
I hope you are having a great day and chat is being nice to me.
Valetose, your thanks for 31 months.
Shack's always mostly nice, but hell, this goes deep.
I'm fat oh god okay I gotta drop some shit I think I'll just drop this I feel
like I just went to the merchants to sell my stuff
Oh
Like I might not supposed to just be looting what's going on
Wait, is that the modeling thing? What is that?
It looks kind of like Kira.
One you murdered.
Oh well
She got milk in her trunk
I don't know how to get to the attic.
Oh, probably this water.
Well she had...
It was in the trunk by the foot of her bed!
There's milk in there too!
There's also milk in the bucket!
And there's a dumpling in the in the sack.
I'm gonna get fat again real soon.
Not the doll.
I don't think I would do like a planned like announce like oh by the way guys
I'm quitting like I'm even plan to retire all I'll like probably like semi-retire
at some point, I just literally only play games, but I'm kind of doing that now anyway.
Xammon's drawing.
Uh, this.
Paper on which a crib has been hastily drawn by a child, it seems.
So do I put the doll in a crib?
Put the doll in the crib.
Drawing shows it like a cradle. Maybe I should find one.
And cradle. Now there we go.
That wouldn't be for a long time probably, unless streaming just like dies, which I guess could happen, but...
I mean I'd probably still like cosplay or play games online in some way.
I mean I have friends who are like, how old is my, I have friends who are like 7 years
old and me who are still streaming.
Some of them I think even older and I feel like I'm forgetting some people.
So like, you know, like I need to get rid of some stuff I forgot what I was doing.
I'm just gonna not deal with that.
I hope I just picked it back up, I'm such a fucking dumbass.
I was like, ooh, loot!
My fucking brain.
Sand in the oven.
It's downstairs.
Wolfman, thanks for the five months!
There we go.
I
Yes
Someone so bad they'll hurt you
No fun in my head
It's buffed up
is I gotta talk to the dreamer so I'd like you to let her wake up I know what
you are the way you play well it's only ever fun for you you give the dreamer
nightmares and won't let her wake up why are you tormenting her
Scary dreams are great. What I love is when this big N chases me.
N's got this race.
Why do you live in a haunted house?
Tell you a secret.
The house ain't haunted. Not one bit.
I just pretend it is. Make everyone think that.
It was sitting there all empty.
So I moved in.
Big League from the bank then came and bought it.
I don't like bankers, especially not to live with them.
So I decided to give him a scare.
Gave the banker a really big scare.
See, he paid a lot for this house and won't give it up easily.
Which is why you need to find another home.
I don't want to! I don't! I won't!
Let's make a deal.
No regrets, no place for a godling.
But if you want to live here, that's your business.
So let's make a deal.
A deal? What kind?
Leave the dreamer alone.
In exchange, I'll tell the banker the house is haunted for good. No way to lift the curse
What if he doesn't believe you? I'm a witcher. He'll believe me
I promise not to bother your friends not even a little you're awfully nice, you know, I don't hear that often
Thanks. Now go wait
I won't stop her. She'll get up
You're really fucking scary, I'm sorry, Sarah.
Alright, let's go wake up the lady.
Oh, if you're up.
Good morning, sleepyhead.
Wakey-wakey.
Who are you?
Triss Marigold sent me to see you.
Gods, horrible nightmares.
I was supposed to dream the history of this house.
Instead, I saw furniture,
a wee furniture that wished to devour me.
I know it was some foolish,
but in the dream,
well, it was all too real
and not at all amusing.
The work of a godling.
She made people believe the house was haunted also injected your dreams with her little jokes
Are you guys looking at?
Do she's dressed super similar to Kira and has similar hair to her too the dreams are awful
Anyway, it's like a reminder of my crimes. I'm looking for a young woman who's seen Novigrad
I can certainly try to I must remember what I had done
After those deranged dreams, I feel it's full of cobwebs
Oh, I'm sorry.
Smacked a kitty.
So cute.
Uh, how do I leave this house?
Here we go.
Door.
Thank you.
door. Thank you.
House is still haunted, man. You gotta move. Sorry.
Hello, Machabelle.
He hates me.
I didn't try to kill the godling.
Bam bam bam bam.
Excuse me.
Play the wholesome's dead like you see what I'm doing.
You just spit on me.
Fucking bitch.
Meet her at the Golden Sturgeon and the Golden Sturgeon.
Am I not? Is this not the Golden Surgeon?
There you are!
What was this freaky-ass room?
Uh, hello?
Heh heh.
What the fuck?
answer them. It's important you're truthful. Answer them from your heart.
Your gift? Tell me how it works. It's hard to describe. To start with, you must gain an understanding of the bond between the person and the object after dream-act. I ask questions, try to flesh out feelings, emotions. Truth is essential in this. And though most who come to me acknowledge that, many refuse to speak openly of certain matters.
Now, frick her and kill again.
No! I won't!
I'm sorry!
I won't! I won't! I won't!
I swear I won't!
I'm sorry!
I swear! I swear!
I TURNED HER!
She was there when I died.
Also, why does his hair look like shit?
I shouldn't have turned on that, like,
NVIDIA hair thing. It looks so much worse.
It was in Rivia. The second war with Nilfgaard had just ended. There was still tension in
the air. For God's know, what reason, race riots erupted in the town. Race riots?
He tried to do something, but couldn't stop a riled crowd. A boy with a pitchfork.
Dude, he's like half ginger right now. The lighting is...
Jennifer, they're dying as well. Oh my God, it looks so bad.
carried on to a boat we sailed to a place where apple trees bloom eternal
she left us there it was the last time I saw her is there anything you'd like to
know the memory of the house yes there's something else all right tell me no
more than you wish to I saved her life once it was after her time
I'm training in care more and
After the moment when you know for first called seri to wait. Oh, we've been separated
You she's in danger
dreamt of her multiple times
I found her on stick it can do the hair looks awful
Oh my god. I've instantly turned that thing off after this. I wanted to hurt her
Is this supposed to look better? It looks terrible stairs slippery from blood. I was like, oh
Ooh, a special hair setting.
Hell no.
Years later, I was in the Brocologon Forest, happened on a girl there, didn't know who she was.
The Droghads wanted to keep her, turn her into one of their own, but the waters of Oblivion, they failed in her case.
Ciri came out of the Brocologon with me. I sent her back to her grandmother then, but already I felt pound to her.
By destiny.
By something more.
Thank you.
I was gonna do all of them, you need to.
Convert the last possible instant
It's the longest memory though. Is it for coming out of a room one day?
Wearing a dress and claiming she was indisposed wasn't supposed to be in this face. He was maturing. It was unavoidable
I was lost in the face of that
You claim the woman has
Sick oh like she got her period
I see she's a child of the elder blood
the rebel burned in the stake the prophecies claim the world's destroyer will be born of the fire
that was cursed for you're a legend we all want to let you transform into prophecy when it
gains believers I think you're right to be reticent and talking about that kitty let's see
I don't know where Cheddar's been. He hasn't been hanging out as much today.
I'm finally understanding all those serious stuff.
Well, time I was like, why is she important?
I like her teleporting.
I know
Turns out I don't know how to talk about it. Didn't really understand much of what I'm told of me
I just know there's more to it than trying to go to different places
And that Siri carries an immense power in her blood
I see. Do you wish to say more?
No. No. Can we start?
Naturally. I knew you cared about her
But your tone, the emotions you so carefully conceal
Let's continue, please.
Make yourself comfortable and try to relax.
She hates me.
Just take my hand and tell her that's Siri.
Tell me what you think she might be.
Who could possibly-
Part of her feet out!
If Siri couldn't find me,
I'm sure she would have looked for another friend.
Who do you mean?
Oh! I'm sorry, Mosh!
She stumbled a little bit and knocked over my mirror.
I feel like an asshole, I'm sorry.
You're butt-pats to make up for it.
She likes the butt smacks.
You done?
I got a few done.
Who's Daniel I am?
Is this a second game guy?
A musician.
He's Geralt's best friend?
Oh.
Back in your butt
Oh, so I guess we're gonna meet him next time probably
Hello?
Hello
Nice, okay, I can go now
Can I help you gentlemen
Which is, whose lord are we's lords?
Which is our lord? Old villagers pitching lords out with their purses. Ladies do like with their legs.
Oh my.
Help with the wrong lords and ladies.
Come on, don't mess with me. What's the wish you're for anyways? To help them in need.
Hypnotize!
He's probably tired. Probably ought to go home now.
Well, how long we been checking here now?
Two days.
Well said, Master. I hope we will go.
Alright, this might be the last quest that I do.
I'll be like tomorrow too, of course, and I'll be doing the powersplay tomorrow.
Oh, I thought I was a blacksmith here.
It's really easy to sleep in the house.
Can I get in this building?
What do you have on offer?
Radanian Dumplings, speciality of the house.
Dumplings?
Blimey. A vat gun in my establishment. It can't be.
I'm a witcher you joking silver blades who else uses them crafted in Mahatma
Am I right must be about 40 inches long 40 and a half still impressed you're
something of an expert evidently I'm I be a Hattori former master swordsmith
currently she always ignores me when I tried to kiss her Geralt of Rivia a
A pleasure, Geralt. How might I help you?
Here to try a dumpling?
Sure!
Tasty.
Glad to hear it. Anything else I can do for you?
Some of his responses are just funny to me, I don't know why.
Yo, Ann Blue, thanks for the 18 months!
Hello!
This guy doesn't have a blunt option, I noticed.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, I shan't greet a witcher with dumplings.
Come on.
Let me show you something.
Ooh.
Light a collection.
Armor sets.
And quality, too.
Thank you.
I've kept these as mementos.
Damn shame you don't make them anymore.
I'd gladly replace what I had with this kind of steel someone with your skills. Why the hell are you needing dough?
This might surprise you the pay is better
But above all it's much safer food vendors rarely disappear or end up as cripples
I see
Someone controlling Novogratz sniffing market not officially though
All supplies go through Ernst van Horn and they say he plays cards with
plays cards who's playing cards oh try negotiating making a deal with playing
cards you just he's a proper heartless bastard either play by his rules and pay
him or go out of business hmm I see but I shan't complain dumplings have proven
an excellent source of income it's just well you miss the heat of the forge tried
getting supplies from someone else those rogues of the underworld control all the
sources how am I to talk to them yo poor pier thank you for the sub welcome
thank you thank you thank you want me to help you get your supplies how just
come with me to a meeting. As my bodyguard, it'll bolster my confidence. Truth be told,
not so long ago, I tried negotiating some iron deliveries with one of the King of Beggarsmen.
Right. King wouldn't worry about an embargo Cleaver imposed.
It's just... he demanded an inordinately large share of the profits. I thought you
might help me negotiate. I don't mean gratis, I'm certain we can agree on a fee.
I choose something from our collection free armor forget this rubbish. I shall forge you a sword
fit for killing gods criminal underworld I'm really sure I want a medal with them I badly need
your help van horn is a van horse and must be taught a lesson I'd be eternally grateful
plate armor plate armor or perhaps you'd like a cat yeah wait yeah let's do it
I'll take the class arrange the meeting splint it meet me after dark near the
crane at the dogs hell yeah love free stuff all right well I think I am done
for today. I started a bit late but I will be streaming tomorrow as well and on Thursday I'm
doing a group stream with um I think Julia and Arthur on Arthur's channel. I think Julia will be there
but uh yeah so I'll be here tomorrow.
Okay let me save.
All right, yeah, a bit of a shorter stream today, but I am not feeling super well, but
I still wanted to stream, so I was here, hehe, and did the game was fun, but yeah, I will
be live tomorrow too, uh, earlier than today.
Okay, guys, thank you for watching.
I hope you'll have a lovely night.
Yeah, thank you King Court for the 10 gifted. Thank you so much. Thanks King Court and
I'm definitely playing neverness to everness tomorrow because of the cosplay and the sponsor
It's a new game. That's coming out tonight. I think it's right out. Actually
Thanks fire as you guys you're been starting me for the 10 gifted. Thank you so much
But I might play a little more Witcher tomorrow too, we'll see.
Guys, Smiley, thanks for the 18 months.
Wow, Evan, thanks for the 20 gifted, thank you.
What the heck, Inetachi, thank you for the 10.
Wait, wow, we hit the sub goal.
We're at the end of the stream, thank you guys.
But yeah, thank you for watching today.
I'll be back tomorrow, if you're new, don't forget to follow the stream.
Shaitoum, thank you for the 10.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you guys.
So kind.
What the heck?
There's a fucking treasure train again?
How?
What?
How do I get two in one stream?
Oh, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Well, I can't end when there's a treasure train,
so I guess I'll just sit here,
told expires what two in one stream.
It's so, it's actually rigged.
What the heck?
It's rigged.
Cop of feel, let's say you for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you guys, appreciate it.
I swear, I mean, it's more treasure trains,
any shooter watch out, I don't fucking know.
I think it is random, now what?
Well, I'm just gonna wait for the treasure train
to run out, I guess.
One league game, I will not torture
the non-league enjoyers like that.
I will not, I will not, I will not.
I will not. So which captain do you hope picks you? Yeah, I didn't announce it yet today.
I was supposed to do like a little post but I guess it's already announced so. Hope Barth,
thank you for the 5 gifts and thank you. It is my um, I think 5th or maybe 6th year.
I was invited to the Annihilator Cup again! Yay!
Thank you so much! Thank you First Amendment! Thank you for the 5 Gifted! Thank you!
I'm not ending till the treasure train dies.
And uh...
What is this picture of Tyler? Oh my gosh!
And then uh, yeah! It's a bunch of different people, but Doublelift is in it again.
Jake and Vaik is in it again! Of course, Foosley is playing this time.
uh, Squeaks again. Uh, yeah. So yeah, I, I met it and uh, what the hell? Do they edit
my picture? I think that they edit a lot of pictures. My face looks different. Anyway,
um, I would be fine with any of the captains picking me. Honestly, I feel like any of
these teams would be fun to play on. So I don't really care, but I'm, I'm practicing
all the game is fine, so I have to practice CS in League anyway.
That is one weird evil playthrough. Hope you get to feeling better.
Thanks CopaFelus. I appreciate it. Yeah, I will be fine with any captain.
Smoothie, thank you for the bits. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks Smoothie. Ah, NPC of that day for the five gifted
Thank you for the five. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, um, I
See Pete some people have their their preferences for for captains. I would be 519 like I said
I don't know people thought that I was playing CS just because of this
I'm actually just born to play it, but the games are on
Call of Duty 7
uh
2x ko league and cs so it's only four weeks or four games this time
But yeah, it will be fun
It will be fun. I just hope that I'm not like
Basic gamer thank you for the five. Thank you. I'm Johnny. Thank you for the five. Thank you so much
Oh, man, I'm trading in my level. I guess I can't and I guess I can't and yet
I'm afraid that Tyler is gonna pick Doublelift and then
League is just gonna be like
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you much appreciated
If I had to pick one team to be on I
I think I would like to be on Tyler's team if I had to pick one, but like I said I'd
be fine with any of the teams, they all sound fun.
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to be fun.
He he he he he.
Wait, Captain Flowers is casting, and Obvi-Lee!
That'll be fun.
Yeah, I had to help him for a better CS 2 round this time.
Well, I mean, if I still go 0-17, it's just keeping the legacy alive, you know, but...
I do think I'm definitely... I mean, literally all the other times I played CS and all the other Nautiliter cups,
I literally didn't even know how to, like, smoke or anything.
Like I did not even bother trying to practice the game or anything, but well I actually know how to play I guess so
You know it's all the fuck yeah, I was saying I was like did they do something to my face?
I look like a baby
Was I the edgiest picture of the world?
They probably just put some kind of like filter on it. I don't know Squeaks looks weird too
actually yeah he does he's like weirdly hd I don't know but bro like I my my face
does not look like that what did they do to my picture chosen life thank you for
the five gifted thank you thank you thank you thanks chosen life I appreciate
it. When's CS with Rey? Oh well I told her that I would be down to play on Saturday. Oh
you too, thank you for the 5, thank you. I told her I'd be down to play on Saturday but
then I ended up not streaming on Saturday and then she had her LAN permit on Sunday.
But if she's still playing, I will be down to practice.
We'll be very fun.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Sub-a-thon, when?
I don't know if I'll ever do a sub-a-thon.
I don't know.
I've never done any kind of sub-a-thon thing before.
Yeah, I don't think I'd want to do a stop-up one, so...
AT&T stalling streams again.
I think that they're every...
Hold on, let me check, actually.
Ta-da!
Um, hold on.
I'm trying to see what day of the week they are.
They're in May, so this coming month...
Fuck my discord's frozen
Okay, let's me see
The first one is on the seventh Thursday, it's every Thursday in May
So the 7th the 14th the 21st and the 28th
Yes, that'd be good.
Thank you for the bit, Spire Rescue Guy.
He he he.
Camping with Maya won.
Um, I mean she's been busy and it's about to get really hot, so I'm kind of worried
it might be a while before it can happen.
Unless we go somewhere cool, but that might be kind of difficult.
And here's our cosplay contest this year.
Um, oh yeah, I'm supposed to start playing that soon.
Thanks for the reminder.
Globy, thank you for the 5 gifted.
I just had a lot of, a lot of shit going on, so.
But yeah, we will do that.
We will do it.
We're not gonna let you- what the heck?
Thank God thanks for the time gifted
held hostage by the
By the treasure train
This is like I can't end on a treasure train. They're so rare even though I got two today
Like what the heck is that your cosplay is ready? Well, I have to make cat ears tonight. Oh, I'm shouting love. Thank you for the fine
Thank you
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, Itachi, thank you for the 10.
You guys are going to make me go back to Evil Emmy mode where I start saying,
Frick you, every person who subs or gives subs.
Frick you!
You're trash!
Oh, these are disgusting.
I couldn't get Teal Fur.
That was a rhyming time, so I just bought these like,
furry leg warmers.
And the quality is terrible.
But I was just gonna make some ears.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Freak you for the 20!
Freak you!
Asshole!
I'm being held hostage!
Let me get that.
Okay.
Thanks, oh.
But look, it's basically the perfect color.
And they're not gonna look that good, but I'll I'll do my best. Oh, hi chatter
chatter
Chatter knows it's time 10. Yeah, this character. She's like a
Teal hair cat girl
Oh what the bag smells weird
I'm scared!
These are the pants.
Wow!
WooDawgs!
Thanks for the five!
I mean, uh, frick you!
I don't know.
Am I supposed to be, supposed to be weed or, I don't know, thank you WooDawgs!
That's so kind.
Uh, this is what the top looks like.
except you're supposed to like button this up or something, I don't know.
Yeah, that's for tomorrow.
Yes, sir!
Yo, X-Arc, thanks for the sub.
Yeah, that'll be cool.
What the heck!
Lead monster, thanks for the prime G-Van, thank you for the five gifted.
Oh my god, it went up another level!
I'm actually being held hostage!
Okay ultra thanks for the 35 months. The stream isn't ending. Um
Wow
It says it says four minutes. Well, we're just we're just hanging out. It's fine
It's fine
This is actually a snow. This is not this is not a sub-a-thon. This is not count as a sub-a-thon
Just hit the button
I said that I wouldn't and I feel bad
Thank you.
you
You
Thank you!
I can't even see if the treasure train is still going or not.
I'm trying to set this up.
Thanks, Paragon!
And he's sold me thank you for the four months.
Thank you!
Thanks, Evan!
Oh, my voice is so echoey in here.
Or reset, okay, well, I will keep playing then.
Okay, how's the volume?
Yeah, I know it's echoey, I can't do anything about that, sorry.
It's my bitrate dying, hello?
Hello?
I'm back.
At least.
Oh my god, my fucking dead rate.
Hello?
Oh my god.
Hold on.
I'm going to turn off my screen in my room.
Maybe they'll help with it.
Okay, I'm back. Is it so bad? Hi guys. Hello.
Gee, you weren't. Thanks for the sub. Bye. Rest your guy. A little trickster.
you
You
Oh, that's a lot of noise.
Second leg
My copper was so good and I fell in
So sad
Tempered lion, thank you for the 10, thank you.
Okay, I stayed alive until the treasure train ended.
I'll do one more before I go to bed.
I don't remember if this map is made for Pat or not.
I might not be able to play this one, we'll see.
I
So tired
I
Want to retire for all these jobs. I hate jobs
Just you're my least favorite thing sorry
I'll do it over one
Do you go like?
I'm sorry like this
okay, like
Like, what the fuck, but faster than that?
Whoa, still in a classic? I've been streaming for six hours!
Thanks for this.
Okay, time for bed.
I'm going to go back to my computer.
That was fun though.
Good exercise.
I broke a sweat.
Okay, I'll be right back.
you