you
Thank you guys for the resubs. Oh, thank you for the 10 gifted and Paragon. Thank you for the 10 gifted.
Abyssal, Aurora, John McHero, Theos, Rune Soldier. Thank you guys for the resubs. Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Here, good sign. Thanks for 20 months.
Congrats on being the most German person true. I am the most German streamer apparently.
I will! Thanks for 59! Welcome back!
I'm blonde today guys. In one of those days where my hair looked horrible and I was like
I can't deal with this so I'm going on now.
Yeah.
Red concierge, thanks for the five months.
Hello.
I'm Lod, and I have no bangs.
Um, and Lod, thanks for the 44 months.
And Crouch, thanks for the nine months.
not watched the draft yet now but I already know that I got drafted to
Adapt's team yay I'm very happy I don't want to say like um I was trying to say
like the order of teams that I preferred because I didn't want it to be like oh
it's gonna be awkward if I'm like on my last pick team but he was my second
pick team but I'm still not gonna say which team was my last pick team so I'm
I'm pretty happy and I feel like my team's pretty well rounded too.
So yeah, fun to rescue guys, thank you for the bits and yeah, this game room was very fun.
I had a nice day off yesterday.
Yeah, Tyler was my first.
Oh wait no, I actually did see a short clip.
It was after Adapt picked me, I saw Tyler's face and he looked so stressed.
I was like, what?
I wonder if he was planning to pick me and then his plan got ruined.
I don't know we tore. Thanks for the 16 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and Bacara. Thanks for three months
His chat was spamming to pick you really well
I feel like he was probably like oh, I'll get some of the more contested people first like the ex pro player type people and
People probably won't pick her early
And then I'll have like strong league team to beat doublelift but then adab to pick to me and I his face
He's looked so stressed!
I was like, oh my god, but I'll watch the other full thing later.
So yeah.
Oh, also, I have some news that people have been asking about it for a while.
About Sam and Di, thanks for the nine months, about doing cosplay with Super TF.
So we're planning it, and I gave him like a list of things we could cosplay.
What games are you playing today?
I'm going to play Marble Rivals and Witcher 3.
I gave him a list of stuff to cosplay and he wanted to do a deadlock group.
And he wants to cosplay either Mina or...
Who's the other character?
I think Silver?
Yes, Mina or Silver.
So I was thinking, I'll let Chat pick.
But off the top of my head from remembering what they look like, I think that Mina would
be very cute.
CJ Howard!
Hey Howard! Thank you for the two months again and James, thanks for four months. I'm not bald. My hair's
Hiding. I don't know. This wig's kind of frizzy. I think I think it's a wig is
It feels like it's human hair
But I'm like there's no way because it wasn't that expensive, but I've had human hair wigs before and I'm like
Do I have some like random woman's hair on my head right now? It looks real, but it was only like
100 bucks and usually like I don't know tenor thanks for the five months, but it looks pretty real. I
I don't know
Yeah, where'd you get this way? Um, I got it on tiktok shop. I
Didn't steal it off anyone's head or anything. I promise I promise
Don't you guys worry about a thing?
Don't you worry
Crash Fort, thanks for 47 months! Thank you!
Thank you, thank you.
The world's most expensive apartment is only $440 million in monocoque.
Since May 16th is your last stream, do you think you could chip in a bit to help me?
I was like, what's May 16th?
That's the Red Bull soapbox derby. I'm not gonna die, bro!
I'm not gonna die.
Why can't you look?
Thank you chosen one and thanks mink vault for the reset dude. I'm not gonna die. Oh my gosh
They asked if I wanted a seat belt in my in my um in my cart
I'd said I don't think I need one cuz you're supposed to fly out. So you know
Don't drill holes in your helmet, I won't drill holes in the helmet dude
It's not like an actual car though like it's a cart. Oh my gosh
Okay, well has anyone died doing soapbox before?
I'm sure people have gone injured, but I don't think anyone's died before.
Yes! Wait, really? I died.
Oh.
They have? Hold on.
Soapbox, Derby, Death.
It says fatalities in soapbox, Derby, are rare,
But Sears actions including deaths have occurred and organized in a formal high-speed downhill racing events
Hmm
you
Hello?
Here, I'll just move it far away from my face.
I'm literally not talking differently from normal though.
I swear.
Oh god.
Sorry I'm tilted.
I'm annoyed now.
Sorry, I'm tilted. I don't know. You should know I I want super to be Nina
I want him to be one of the ones that you want to and I'll speak something else
You would I did not yell like that's literally how I usually talk. Oh my gosh, you guys are pissing me off
Don't yell at us! I'm sorry. I just wanted to do that just one time. Just one time. Just for once. Oh my goodness.
I have some other stuff to talk about, but I don't even remember. Oh my fucking god.
Mom, I'm just very brain-scattered today. I'll be sending the medical bill to you, by the way.
I will not be paying it.
Thank god I have a goal even 10% wasn't really that bad okay I'm sorry my bad yeah
yesterday I went to an escape room with a bunch of people and she seems like she's
doing well.
You woke up my cat wait no wait I feel bad no I'm sorry I'm sorry to the kitty I'm
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I don't fucking know.
Maybe it is the cats touching stuff.
So this mixer, I was like, oh, this is gonna be
so much better because, let me see if I can show it.
I can't really move the camera to it.
It's literally one button and one knob.
I was like, oh, the cats won't be able to fuck with this.
This is perfect.
But I think still somehow, they press something.
I just don't know what or like moving the knob.
I don't know.
But when I tried moving the bottle towards anything.
So I don't know.
Oh God, sorry, I'm tilted.
I'm gonna sit down.
Now, I want Super to be Nina.
I want him to be one of the best watching in all of Pixar.
you
I
See thanks for five bucks
Your big meek who needs a companion wait cute
Brova I don't have space for another one of these
Those are all kind browser today. Nothing is
I don't I don't have space so bro. I mean look at my room dude. Like I
Don't have space
Oh my god, I saw this comment one time it was like a
It was on some random clip about me and some someone commented like I don't even know what she said
But why is her room decorated like she's a hamster and everything's pushing to the corner and it literally
I mean it's kind it's kind of true
Like they're like oh I hope they were like oh her room separated like shit
So everything's pushed in the corner like she's a hamster, but where am I gonna put it?
It's just cuz I have all my curbies, but I feel like I can't like I have to have them on display
It's part of my room, you know
They got pots of my room
They just exist there
Uh-huh.
You think he's enjoying it?
He was smiling!
He looked like he thought it was nice!
First slayer, thanks for the 10 months!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
A Chinese monk says that playing Counter-Strike makes him a better Buddhist.
He has a gamma doppler emerald carambit that is worth around $9,000.
Okay well I'm not, I'm not a, you know, a giga whale like some of these other people.
I risk like a medium whale where, you know...
W-W-W-W-I-M-R-U-U
I love you and I hope you're having a good day today.
I love your screams.
Pink heart emoji.
I will be honest, I am feeling a little bit drained today.
I don't know why.
I even screamed that chat and woke everyone's cats up earlier.
I don't know what came over me.
I apologize deeply.
But not really.
Sid.
Fuck, I should change my outfit first.
Do you feel like talking about-
What is going on on her idol life?
Hey, Jody's the one who had the uh, the one with Michael and your mom, too, right?
I pick you, you know.
Oh, well, in that case, I'm gonna pick you in for Scissoring and Fee-
Yeah, I would like an appointment!
Dude, the sisters are so easy!
Well, that was an amazing clip.
If you feel a little drained, just fill up again, thank you.
Yeah, I'm the kind of person who's like, okay, I'm not trying to complain, I just
want to explain so people don't think something horrible happened or something.
I'm the kind of person where like, when I'm going through my own stuff, I feel like I'm
pretty good at managing it, but like when I'm helping out a lot of people at the same time,
I start to get very overwhelmed and stressed and that's kind of like what's been going
on recently, but I myself am fine.
I don't want people to worry or anything.
What is he doing?
That one?
Yo, give him a hug, Tommy.
Give him a hug.
Stress.
Oh, sure.
Yo, not bad, not bad.
What is he doing?
Don't forget to get the Servant Painting Appraised, not as fine as sex.
Guys, no kids!
Let's go!
Double mom!
You buy Delta for 56 months?
We've chat, thank you for 67 months.
Classic.
Oh my god.
Competitive mogging?
Are the question marks cause you're saying like,
duh, you should obviously know what this is.
I didn't know competitive mogging was a thing.
Oh my goodness.
Is Ludwig wearing a fucking cheepow?
No.
Way.
What the fuck?!
I spit all over my desk, you.
I'm so sorry.
No!
What's the- what's the word for?
I'm throwing stuff.
Spray spit everywhere?
I like Lily.
But I also have feelings for Beyond Bow.
What?!
I didn't think I knew you like-
This is literally what happened on tip-to-tip.
This is so sad.
Poor Lily.
I feel like literally before I went to Master Baker I was kind of having this
feel like, oh there's not really a lot of games to play right now, like it's a good time to
play some old games I haven't made in a play, right?
And then fucking Tomodachi Life came out, I didn't know about it, and now I'm having
like extreme FOMO, but I still want to play Witcher more right now, and I'm like, ugh.
Well I couldn't have come out at a time where I had nothing to do.
You know, I don't know.
Wait, what?
Wait, this is yesterday?
We're alive thanks for 13 months wait was this known that they were gonna make a
subnautica too? Did you guys purposely have me play subnautica? Actually it's not true
people have been asking me to play subnautica on the sub Sunday since I
started sub Sunday. Oh it's known I didn't know about that.
Now I've played at least a small amount of the first one.
Is that the one cut down?
It's been about two weeks?
Bro, I don't know if I'm gonna finish with a Witcher by then. I have to walk in.
Oh my god.
Wait, and the annihilate? Oh my fucking god. I have to explain the annihilator cup schedule after this.
Oh, it's multi-player survival skill!
Wait, really?
Wait, like server type multiplayer?
Like, you make a server with...
I assume that's what it is, right?
Oh my god, wait, that could be so fun.
Oh, that could be so fun.
Can you move the mic closer, please?
I don't want to peek at anyone's ears again.
Love the hair. Have a great day.
Thank you, Crod Johnson.
I won't do it this time.
But don't start feeling comfortable because next time I get pissed off again, it's the the peeking will come back
I mean, so far this just looks like some nautical wand, but a little better graphic, but that's
It's a little better graphics, but that's probably what people want.
It's just the same game, but better graphics and more so.
Ooh, pretty!
I don't think this is gameplay.
No, I don't think this is gameplay.
I'm just saying, up until literally right now, I didn't see anything that was super
different.
Oh my god.
What do you think I am?
Some kind of...
Some kind of fake gamer?
Bro, sometimes I'll see people be like, I've never even seen Emeru play a game and I'm like,
so you've never watched my stream then which is fine but then like, like what?
Like what?
What?
I'm sorry, the, the, actually you know what?
I'm not sorry.
What?
What why are there so many things being announced this year?
No, no
Who are you and what's happening to a 40 months? I am an angry blonde lady
That's me
Hello
I had a little bit of a problem on the road. I was wondering if I could use your phone
Hello?
Did you find your pajama pants? I did!
Look I found a pair
Oh, I'm not the director of weapons. I liked that movie. I
Like the silly parts
Look
I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but um
Some things have, uh, happened.
As you all like to remind me, I haven't played every single Resident Evil game.
Is this supposed to be...
Is Brian a character that's in Resident Evil?
I don't know any of Brian.
It's over. You all gotcha.
And it looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk to each other again.
Oh, come on!
Oh!
I just wanted you to know.
I love you.
I feel like it's a bold move to make a Resident Evil movie that's not based on any of the
games, but I feel like it'll probably be a good movie, right?
Well, okay, well, maybe it's probably connected to the, I'm sure it's definitely connected
to the universe of Resident Evil, right?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's just the name.
It's not?
Oh, it is in universe.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense then.
I mean, honestly, maybe that's this better thing to do
because I feel like when people try to adapt
these kinds of movies, they're never happy.
Like, no matter what actor they get for Leon
or Aiden Wong, Aida Wong,
people are gonna be like, it's not good enough.
So maybe, I don't know.
maybe that's the best way to do it
nap and resin evil too
well i have not played resident evil too as people often bring up
uh...
but uh... make me be some day
six years ago
bitch
What was that noise man? I thought it was a legit motorbike I saw in my house and I was like wait that's...
What is that?
That's a fuck.
That's TTS?
Oh, it's TTS!
I thought that was in the game!
Cyclone, thanks for 18 months!
I mean, he's got a crazy TTS and he has all that AI shit.
Oh my God.
Uh, important news.
Morsk campaign over, over 5,000 shirts sold.
Wow, amazing.
Congrats to him.
Oh.
I'm not even going to full screen it because I hate how I look.
I was 12. See, this was filmed in 2012, or this was posted in 2012.
How do you find this, man?
Mom, dad, it's me.
This is Ariel.
Hello, mom.
This is Eric.
Hello.
Where she was at the time?
See, commercial.
See?
I guess.
Here.
More gravy?
Sure.
What?
Mom, you want some chicken?
I'm fine, I'll just get more gravy.
That's it. Okay, that was the commercial I did one day when I was 12 years old.
Oh, the heck, that's so cool. But why'd she, so someone just randomly posted and she's
never, never talked about it? I mean, honestly, I feel like if I were something like that,
I probably wouldn't would it randomly show it on stream either I I don't know
how does someone find you know what never mind people people find everything if
they want to dude I I've actually been watching jinxie
dodt has clips on YouTube shorts and oh my god they're so fucking funny I mean I
think a lot of you guys won't care because you don't like league but for
for people who like League this is like the funniest shit ever
i don't think i've seen this one
the f**k this one
OH MY GOD
oh my god bro
I mean, some of them are so fucking, uh, so, like, uh, the-
Is the game you're in right now by the-
The song is so bad, but it's- it's such a- it's- it's just perfect for League, I don't
know-
Is the game you're in right now by the way it's on ten?
It's sixteen to three.
How could you still win this?
Well, there's always a chance that an alarmed robber walks in Lux's house and blows his head
off with a shotgun, so since we're not going to discount that possibility, we're just going
to play this one out because anything is possible.
Is the game here in r-
Oh, that's so bad, bro.
For content creators, content creators is- content creation and influencers are
Not something that can be ignored anymore in media.
We are establishing culture.
We're establishing language, for God's sake.
And then you guys see, I've hit two out of three days
on my watch streak Twitch badge.
Why are they even at that, dude?
Oh my god, wait, so tomorrow do they trigger?
Are we going to see a bunch of people
with little sprout badges?
I mean, I'm going to get my flower badge, because I'm here every day, so, you know.
And then, of course, they're like, well, what, give us an example, what language I said I said every day?
I'm a booksmaxing.
I'm sitting next to CEO of Cloudflare, and the digital minister of Taiwan, and I was like,
booksmaxing.
It was the only thing I could think of that was appropriate, because if you wanted,
if you wanted me to be so honest with you, the first thing that I thought of was gyat.
And I'm not going to say that in a room full of...
Is her Ted talk not out yet?
Cause I wanna watch it.
I mean, I don't know if it's,
if it's like okay to watch on stream.
It's probably okay to watch on stream, right?
But not, oh, May 12th.
Oh, okay.
So like a week and a half, I see.
I see.
Very cool.
Very, very cool.
Oh my goodness.
Oh
Yes, yes, wait what I missed what happened they didn't they didn't ban a girl
Right there right there
Bro you got oh my god
I mean you should put the most pranks behind you.
Yeah, I planned to. I just don't have a prank.
Right! Right! Right!
I got it!
Jungle dev!
We got a jungle dev!
I-I'm gonna be so stupid.
Skull Disney, thanks for the 6 months in advance, thank you!
You got a diamond!
That's the highest rank in Iron Man!
That means you're only 4 wins away from bronze!
Okay, okay!
Oh my god.
It's so it's let me ask you a question, okay?
Jin see imagine tomorrow you get like caught for whatever and you go to prison
Okay, so imagine your best friend imagine your best friends going to prison
But you'd rather that he's dropping the soap or that other people are dropping the soap around him. Think about it.
That's a good point. Wow. I would rather him not be dropping the soap.
Exactly, and that's what it's like playing jungler. Being a jungler means that you're the one watching everyone drop the soap around you
while you're just going around and doing everything that needs to be done. This all makes sense. Oh my god.
So instead of Tyler's face
Exactly so every time you've ever felt miserable in your life
Just know that now you can sit there and you can put that onto others. Do you see what I'm getting at? Yes
Okay, so can you show me how to play heck room buddy?
No, like I'm gonna share screen and I'm gonna go and practice to it. Okay. All right, let's do them
and
Yeah, it's good. It's just funny to me because it's it's such a weird crossover. I don't know
it's just
Like I still I still like league like I'm not gonna pretend like I don't but I just feel like
It needs to just be
Locked away so no new people play league and aren't suffering
You know the one that doesn't have league experience is a dapp. It's okay
Wait, that's true! Oh yeah, I'll show you guys my team. Our whole team plays League except for ADAPT.
And I think the other teams, they each have like two people that play League.
But they are against Doublelift and Tyler one, so.
And play Yumi.
Wait.
If ADAPT is playing Yumi, does that mean he's my support?
Cause I don't think Jake and Blake, Jake and Blake, Jake and Blake plays bottom.
Wait, does anyone know what me young plays in league?
Does she play at EC2?
Wait a second.
She plays mid.
I think that, I think that myth plays top or jungle.
Wait, so does that mean that ADAPT is my support?
Myth is top?
I like that I do remember Jake playing...
Wait...
Honestly, this is fine.
It's fine. I'll just play like...
I'm not gonna... Jake's... Is he a jungler? Wait, is he really a jungler?
Jake's a jungler? Wait, that's perfect then! Everyone can play their main role.
I can play ADC, Myth can play Top, Mion can play Mid,
Jake can play Jungle, and Adapt can be...
The Yumi kind of the team, maybe, but they're probably going to ban Yumi, right?
And we look in W was always and mirror.
Astronaut, thanks for 33 months.
Bro, you can't teach someone to play League on Yumi because if they ban Yumi, he's not
going to be able to do anything.
Okay, wait, idea.
What if we make ADAPT go mid and be like, just try not to die, brother?
And then, uh, me young is my support and we try to win bot.
Maybe?
I feel like that's better because they're probably going to put some other people who
don't play League at all mid.
He like, he'll probably go against someone else who doesn't know what the fuck they're
doing.
Right?
I don't, I don't know.
You have to teach ADAPT then.
I feel like he's not going to practice.
Like, I think that last year, Sketch was on my team.
I don't think he even downloaded the game before we played.
But it was fine.
I think we still, I don't remember, honestly.
Real Jango, thanks for the 18 months.
And Tee hee hee hee.
Team 0 and 17, can there be a world's contender?
Team 0 and 17?
No.
Oh my gosh, oh brother, you don't have time for that shit, you know, I don't know, hello,
did my stream die, guys, my back, oh, hello, my hair has been real bad.
wait dude I did a speed test earlier and I had like oh my god it was so bad and I
restarted my shit it was still broken bro like this is not what I pay for I pay
versus like it's supposed to be like 500 to a thousand oh my god it's terrible I
think it's something wrong with the house because sometimes it works and
Other times it's just like, your interconnection is very fast.
Sure it is.
It's so fast, sure it is.
Oh, is it, is it fucking up again?
Hello?
Oh.
Help, you have the people sharing your house too.
Yeah, so, here's something crazy.
We pay for three lines, right?
I had someone come over and like look at our shit.
They were like, so you're paying for three lines,
but they basically put you all on like one.
It just looks like three.
But they came out and fixed it apparently,
but we still have the same problems.
So I'm like, hmm, interesting, interesting.
But I don't think that Cine or Body Streams
have as many problems as mine.
And I mean, my router is not connected to Cine as anymore.
Like I restarted my shit while she was live.
She didn't have any problems.
But I, yeah, I, I don't know.
I don't know.
I guess since ADAPT is my captain, I will watch his POV for the draft.
It's great.
Wait, eight days ago.
I don't know.
Depends on the house.
Oh, maybe he wasn't live for it.
Oh, he wasn't live for it.
Okay.
Oh my god, he's there. Why is he playing Street Fighter 6? That's not one of the games. I mean, I'll probably translate. That's okay.
Oh, he wasn't alive either. Oh only Lud was alive. Oh
Okay, probably I don't think I care about it. Okay, one of my mods looks at that
Elephants do have an above-average in memory
Oof probably
Seeks people that are number three. I think it's an
Additive and Counter-Strike you didn't sound confident
Okay, but overall gaming wise, I'm the best so I was live. Oh, but if you know what?
I'm not changing it again. Fuck it. Whatever kicks. I'm no offense
No fits. No fits. I'd be a first pick. It doesn't matter. Tyler was not live.
On the top of the show, but $200,000 grabs, adapt, $20,000 per player if you guys take
it all home. What do you think? That's the main feed. There's no difference. Okay, well,
whatever. We're going to spend it on.
the gas bill, the electric bill, and the ramp first. Yeah, those three.
That's all the same POV. You could have said that.
No, now we got fire insurance, there's a whole bunch of new things to find out.
But I'm excited, we'll see, we'll see.
Okay, well, look, we're halfway through the draft, which means we'll restart the snake draft,
Burt, Peanut, you are back on, or?
I must get forward a tiny bit.
Actually, I had a conversation with him last week.
I said, how many times better are you than Tyler won?
He's gave me a range of five to ten.
I personally thought five, he thought ten, but we'll see.
Can you match your camera to cover courage exactly?
What's wrong with courage?
Will absolutely be great in CS and Call of Duty.
I am the caster now.
I have no idea what to expect when it comes to League of Legends and 2xKO,
but he is very competitive.
Ludwig, we're back to you.
You've got Stump and Squeaks.
Who's picked number three?
I think it's a no-brainer.
I think she is one, maybe two, in terms of two-exco skill.
Why is Tyler so close to his camera?
He's got a League of Legends skill.
Yeah, I can make it faster.
He has two, bottom two, and call duty.
That's all right.
We'll carry her in that one.
Give me Lily Pichu.
Lily Pichu.
I was wondering what she was going to get picked is looking at the peer ranked store averages.
She is near the top in League of Legends as Ludwig chose as well as 2x KO.
I believe Ludwig, correct me if I'm wrong, she's competed at fighting game events before.
Like, she is probably the most converted.
I'm really worried for the fighting game.
The creator of Tekken there.
I have to practice.
She's a gamer.
She is absolutely.
And I know she's got nothing to do, so she's going to be practicing every day.
OK. All right.
So nothing to do is the decision here.
But the streaks also have nothing to do. Was that like a common theme here?
I'm picking people with just zero in their schedule because I need people who are gonna put the hours into grind for me
Honestly, that's fair. I think that's right, right?
Yeah, but he's got 15 years of Call of Duty being the best player all the time.
Okay, maybe that's right. That's maybe that'll help him there.
So, he's got some of those two kids to be fair.
He does?
Well, there you go.
So, he's got two kids?
Actually, are we sure about that?
Yeah, he's got two kids.
Haha, are we sure about that?
That's a lie, okay.
Did his cookies say fake family on it?
From that thing?
What the heck?
He's happily married with two kids.
Well, he's married.
I don't think he has kids.
He has two kids and he's married.
I never knew that.
I knew he was married, actually.
I didn't know he had kids.
You are up next with pick number three.
Got it, got it.
Lug did snipe Lily off the board we were looking to bring her in so with the third pick give me
Let me get Amin.
Yay!
She's up.
Wait, we're gonna fix the trap board.
Don't worry.
We can bug out for a second.
Okay.
Look at Tyler's face!
Am I crazy?
His face makes me think
that he wanted to pick me,
but I'm gonna be honest.
Um...
It's not like a I don't know people people interpreted as like a personal attack
I'm excited to play with myth and Jake because I feel like they are both very very well
Rounded, so I'm very happy with the adept team. It's not a commentary on anyone else
These are the depth here. That's what we're building right now. I
Like that. I like that a lot and with you guys doing six
We feel good about my
I mean what's gonna stop you guys
Right, you might say hop in the call right after this
Right, we're going right into practices after this
Emeru is one of the highest rated
The legends players on the list just below either one and double lift. Yeah, so apparently
They told me that so the way that they set up the
The like draft recommendations or I don't know what it's called is they they have all the players
rank each other based on skill apparently all the other streamers ranks me as the
third best league player I was like hello like what but okay sure
voting so another strong League of Legends player actually it's probably true
eating you on your team adapter. Either one.
Oh, that's great.
You got back to backpicks again.
These are the real juicy picks that matter.
That means something.
And then, um, I think the greatest play-
The last person in our team is Mia.
What a time that was. All right, so we'll pull out.
So I think it'll be a good team.
We don't have any- well, didn't ADAPT use to be a pro or no?
And then Myth used to be a Fortnite pro.
And then Jake's gonna practice hard me young plays like every game. No, I think we're the one team without a former pro
Some it used to be pro, right?
I feel like the the scariest team is probably someone who's
Yeah
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, if me and him were on the same team for League, we would win it for sure, like even no matter who the other three were. But, um, well, I don't know. I think that, uh,
Honestly, I feel like any of the teams could win League, except Tyler's. Actually, that's not true. I think Summit has played League.
But you might have the hardest time, I think. I don't know. Actually, maybe Dizzy Ken plays League 2, I don't know.
I don't know. He looks a little bit upset. I don't know.
Mee Young was nasty last year. I know she plays a lot of games. Mith plays a lot of games.
I think our team is super well-rounded.
I think that peanuts team is gonna fucking roll everyone in shooter games at least but we'll see. I don't know. We will see.
They did send me a, I haven't opened it yet. Let me put them on music or actually no. They did send me a little box for
Um, the thing that I haven't opened yet, and I think that it's probably more cookies
like last year, but I haven't looked in it yet, so, um, congratulations on being selected
for the 2026 $18 cup.
Wow.
Isn't it crazy?
I've been on the Aniler Cup all six years, I think.
Yeah, I've been doing it for so long, they invited me back every year, what an honor.
I think me and Jake did. Okay, so here's one cookie.
AT&T and I later cut.
Oh wait, they did ones of everyone again.
I have a Nade Shot cookie.
Oh cute.
A Genji cookie.
Oh God, where's mine? I'm scared.
Adapt cookie. It says never fake the trick shot. Oh my gosh. A courage cookie. Wow. I
didn't eat all the cookies last year. Maybe I should try these of all this year. Jake and
bake, O-G-I-R-L. This one doesn't really look like Jake. Well, I think I can see it.
Oh, cute. Dizzy kitten. Very cute. Stepfather figure, thanks for the six months. Thank you.
Oh, Yvonne Cookie.
Oh, God, there's so much paper in here.
Here's Emily Wang.
Where's mine?
I still haven't found it.
Me young cookie with her doggy
All my foosly ones broken I
Have a foosly cookie and it says among us notes taker, but it's broken. That's sad
Myth cookie
Bro
The burnt peanut. Wow, he looks so smug.
Hutch MF.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Doublelift? X retiree. He's got glasses and a cane.
What the heck is that?
Who's Ted?
Oh, I think Ted is the new, like, spokesperson guy.
Ted from AT&T.
Oh, God, I found mine.
Well, I'm going to show mine last.
Wait, what the heck?
Wait!
Lily's is so cute!
Oh, my, my hers is the best.
What the heck?
She got the best cookie.
Cute!
Lilies is so cute!
Oh my, my hers is the best!
What the heck? She got the best cookie!
Cute!
I'm eating that one first.
Oh, this is sick.
Summit is really good too.
Summit 1G, his actually looks like him.
That's a cool cookie.
And then we got, um,
scum.
It says Tyler won 6.5Legend.
These look like they're all hand iced, but I'm not sure.
Squeaks bake family and he's completely bald
Incredible
Late-wag I
Think that's all all right
Okay, the last one is mine
They made a good cookie
It's gone
Oh my gosh
So cool wait, should I which one should I eat first? I have to sample the cookie of course
I have to have a have a taste of the cookies my chatter
Yours okay. I'll eat mine. I'll eat myself. I suppose they're my desk is just
Covered in cookies now Jesus Christ
or everywhere! Try to pile them up. Yum, yum, yum. Lucky me. Eat everyone that's not
on your team for good luck. It's symbolic, right? Wow, wait, the quality is crazy. What
the heck maybe these aren't hand diced oh smells nice that's me my eyebrows look
crazy and my hair blends into the AT&T blue. That's a sugar cookie. It's quite good.
I
Can't I'm gonna know what fuck it
it's a good cookie I would rate it a seven
7.6 out of 10
It's not bad
Landon thanks for 46 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Dude I said seven point six I said seven point six
What is wrong with you people it cuz I think I know who I want to pick but who would you pick?
It's tough. I think all three of these are actually pretty. Wait, wait, they were all
reacting and they were the last three picked. They all were made in the lab to be the worst
gamer you've ever seen. But I think, you know, I'll let you do you. I don't want to.
I don't want to. I don't want to.
I don't want to say that.
Give me Mia. Yeah, yeah.
That's a good pick.
You're sitting there.
Can you sit back again?
Wait, so who was actually last picked then?
Who was actually last picked?
miss this during the NTE sponsorship?
What?
What is this?!
What?!
just for opening the door these games man these games but I will admit I do
think NTE is better than the other gotcha games that I've come up recently
like a lot a lot better it's a lot better
11 years ago, how long has the document been streaming?
13 years? That's one of my eight months.
I was gonna be mad at me. This is Call of Duty right? Like all these gun games look the same to me. I don't really play them. So
Wait, so he he plays God. Oh my god. Thanks fucking God, bro. Thanks fucking God. Oh my god
We're not completely cooked. I mean maybe we're cooked cuz I'm there, but
I don't want no scum, scum is a gotta come get no love from me
I'm not even know I'm gonna see that right in this place
Friends, I'm trying to hold a bay
I don't want no scum, scum is a gotta come get no love from me
Like this looks like he's wearing them on shooting and getting lucky to be like
Friends, I'm trying to hold a bay
Three-six again but like...
What?
Is that what it is?
But you need to also be good
You know that's right
I will probably have to have to be practicing cod during this week.
I'll have to practice.
I think that the first one is um, it's on the 7th so I have a week but guys I really
want to play witcher today.
I really really want to play witcher today, uh decisions decisions bro what the heck
yeah I don't know if I'm going to practice caught on stream I know no one needs to
see that dude. You know what, I'll just come back in a week and I'm going to show you guys
how good I am and you're going to be amazed. Oh yeah, yeah. Ew, bro. I'm actually throwing
I don't know what ship that's still there.
Oh Bonnie?
Well, it's left there, but um, someone did throw away the cheese soap that was in that bathroom.
It wasn't me.
I only filled it, but the cheese soap was so gross.
I almost threw up.
That was so fucking disgusting.
you
Okay, I have heard that for Wyoming.
Look who's here.
The rat with the fat belly.
So cute.
What is this one?
Spocky, thanks for 16 months!
Thank you for- Oh, she's trying to eat the cookie.
No!
So chunky was this one.
Eileen?
Wait, but there's an A here.
Oh, it probably is a bell.
Were they saying Eileen in the song?
I could not understand what the heck he was saying I could not tell
Bro the cat jumped up here she was trying to steal the- oh she's back no
She wants my cookie you don't know come on Eileen. I don't think I've heard of her before now
Frepping evil kitty. All right. It is game time
time. It is game time. Also, Arya just said she will go with me to the Red Bull soapbox.
Yay! Yippee! I've been slacking, I was supposed to find people to invite to be on my team
like two weeks ago, but I'm only asked, Yana.
I've just been so distracted.
All right, first I'm gonna do my Marvel Rival sponsor,
and then I'm gonna play some Witcher and some Gwent,
because they are separate games.
Ah, have a Alpha, thank you for the five.
Thank you, Havoc.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Matya, come here.
Come here.
Oh, she wants up my monster.
How did she do that?
What the heck?
Thank you, Havoc.
Thank you for the five.
I appreciate that.
OK.
Marvel Rivals sponsor time.
Oh my goodness.
Cats are fighting back there.
OK, I have some trailers to watch first.
And then we shall play, oh, they added a new, I think it's PvE mode.
The heck, it's not copy pastic.
And they said that I can play with people in chat.
you
Oh, you very much!
Flashing ducks!
And system 4! Strike!
I feel like none of those like vampire survivor type games have a ghost on Mega Ball.
I shall fist on the holes!
You truly believe yourself my equal, pathetic.
So cool.
You have my thanks, but your vigilante antics have violated the law.
Can we do one more bonk one day?
Can you put up a sub-sunday wheel, ladies?
Oh, I'm gonna do sub-sunday this week, too.
I feel like the last sub-sunday was the most fun one I've done so far.
I liked- I loved the huge wheel. It was so fun.
It was very good.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right.
Game time.
Now, no more trickshot simulator.
I'm done with that game. Oh my gosh.
I feel so lucky that I even hit the hanger after whatever was like 14 minutes.
That game was devious. Oh my gosh.
Is my camera lagging?
Looks like it was lagging for a second
Hello
Now there's my brain
Maybe my favorite sponsor
Okay, let me see. Oh, is there a special way to set this up?
Customer
Okay
The original Avengers team lobby.
Alright, I will get that and then new bloody butler costume and emoji combo bundle.
Is this Black Widow?
Oh I know, wait, who is this?
Oh, it's uh, Elsa, it's Elsa, yeah.
I did like this character, should I get this?
This is cool, oh, she's gonna be blue and pink, I think I like the base one the best
though.
I don't got this.
Very nice.
Oh, I do also like the banner thing.
Okay, what else is new?
This is cool.
Check.
Moon Knight?
Is this the crop top it is?
They made a crop top moon knight skin.
Goodness gracious.
I just shaped it.
Is it lagging for you guys?
It's not lagging for me.
Wait, they added a black cat skin already too or is this her release skin?
Oh my, it says Meow on her bosom.
I still haven't tried her yet,
even though I did the cosplay for her release.
Hi, QT, thank you.
It's not her release skin?
Where's her release skin?
Wait, this is sick.
The cowboy with the shades.
Oh, they did, they did Spider-Man with no mask.
Those are pretty cool skin, I guess.
Beanie, thanks for the 4 months.
Shatter, what?
What?
Shatter?
I'll go check on Shatter to use howling like something's wrong.
I went and I peeked in the bathroom there is food in the bowl but he's up and
There's okay, so there's food in the bowl and Motsa is towering over the bowl
like this
So I think he's upset that she's like hoarding the
Oh my gosh
Cute
I like the black one the best, but I don't really play Sylocke.
Oh my goodness.
Wait, is he a cat maid?
Oh my god.
I think I like the duck one better, but that's pretty good.
This one's cool.
What's that like in you?
Wow, what is this?
Oh my god, he can be pink.
I actually played Deadpool, should I get this?
It's just...
It's obnoxious, but I kind of like that it's obnoxious, but I only want the pink one.
I don't remember how to get these, um, these little tickets.
Get it?
Okay.
Fine.
I will get it.
Oh wait.
Oh my god, it's one of these, like, popper ones.
Oh no.
It's a Gamda.
I didn't get it!
Okay, well I got the nameplate, I'm gonna use it though.
Oh boy, I didn't get it.
Okay, which one?
One, two, three, four.
Which one, guys?
Pick carefully.
Four, okay.
Now I can blame you guys if I don't get it.
I got the emote.
Okay, one, two, or three.
Hit correctly this time.
Don't fail me.
I feel like I see mostly two.
No!
What are these?
Okay, uh one or two one or two one or two
One I
Play good
It's the MVP animation
That's very cute though, I think.
Well, I went to Max, I guess.
I got the skin on the last balloon!
Okay, now how do I get the pink chroma?
This is important.
Uh.
He's way too into this dude.
try to open them to get it anyway maybe yeah okay I have the pink one now amazing
cute
I nearly touched my body.
Wait!
This one is sick!
It looks so cool.
That's a nice skin.
I don't really play Cloak and Dagger though.
Man, I think this is like the best skin for Cloak and Dagger now.
That's cool.
Oh, this is the white box of time.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
I have new skins.
Oh wait, battle pass?
There's a new Emma skin?
I thought that- is it not out yet?
you
Ah, hold on one second.
I'm going to play one ranked match to start.
Copperhead, thank you for the bits.
It's one of one warm-up games.
Thank you.
I'm getting roasted by my own family. What the heck?
You'll need a top notch team to win this one.
With me on the front lines, we can't lose.
You know, unless we do.
I have to play my new skin, of course.
So cute.
That skin is so ugly.
I think he looks great.
I think he looks fantastic.
Round one.
He lowered his chair.
Oh, wait.
I did lower my chair.
I meant to raise it back up when I started streaming.
Now I can be tall again.
Now I did not get shorter.
There.
Yes, much, much better.
Much older.
I am tall again.
OK.
I'm the only tank and we have a DC.
I'm dead.
I feel a little bit rusty on Zed for a while.
my fucking god I just die instantly
I'm back all right well our game got cancelled because of my AFK I guess it
was 56 so that makes sense
GG.
They dodged because of your aura, true, I had no fear.
I was not scared at all.
I'm not going to play one- I want to do one right-gamer start.
And then I will play the Avengers mode and the PvE mode.
I know it's almost every single person has a girl as their banner thing.
With me on the front lines, we can't lose.
You know, unless we do.
Almost every single person.
It might be the best skin I've ever had.
I can saw this needed and I can fill a new role needed.
Round one!
I'm just here for you.
Probably should.
If needed.
32 out for real, just a turn on this man.
You need it?
Oh, I'm the only tank.
I'm staying with your food.
No, no, no, no.
Yay!
I'm not the only tank.
It's a girl, she just would never happen to me.
Oh wait, nevermind, I got a second one.
Literally would never happen in CS.
Oh, I get a lot of hate for playing so much for a split second when I said that.
I thought you were like, oh, you should probably swap off because you're playing so much.
Because that's what I get a lot.
No, no, we shouldn't have solo tanks.
I have solo tanks too much.
Alright, I can always swap with Nina.
all right
Oh my fucking god, what am I, okay, I'm switching, what am I even dying to?
10,000 Moonlight Damage.
Oh my god, I'm so rusty.
I'm so sorry.
Thank you for snuffing around.
Like I was telling you guys.
Like I was telling you guys
I
the
oh my god
gondar exist for 15 months
okay well we have every single old
I'm sorry, how did you make this mess up?
Only 60 seconds left!
I found one of our critics!
Thank you!
I don't even know when I can just play your spot.
I feel like they're saying that because the other tank is 0-4 now.
They're probably like, hey, um, not trying to be toxic, but, you know, if you suck, that's okay.
I can play with Stan.
Thank you.
I
I don't think he by the way is not my fault.
Yeah, everyone wait, wait and spawn.
We're gonna wait until everyone responds and push together.
Alright, you got everyone?
Alright, I think we're good.
You need me to play tank? I can play tank.
How do you switch?
Alright.
Probably a...
Probably a punch for the first time in person.
I can do Ultron, and I do pretty well on him.
I can give you guys Healing and DPS.
We still have an AFK though, so we're probably close to the base.
Oh nice
We're actually doing it kind of
Oh, not bad.
Can you get my old fur?
Oh, they say double before they go to bed.
I wait and push as a team exchange the portal
Oh.
Yeah.
Get that people moving again!
What the fuck?
I can't do my work.
I died, I got a solo kill, no.
I mean, for 5-6 I won't be a bad...
That would have been worse.
Is Penny a stupid pick?
I think our current comp is pretty good.
I think I'm gonna keep Strange for the portal actually.
That's it.
I think it's possible, I mean we're probably gonna lose 5v6 but aww, I don't know, I don't
I don't know why the drones will disappear if we go too far away from me.
I will stay above you guys though.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I got fucking melted!
Well, GD maybe? What is he doing?
Was that lag or
cheating?
He was shooting me perfectly though, he was lagged out.
You need to stop that people.
I'm dead.
I can play any support in a roster, any purposes, any... I'm just gonna go again, but...
Oh my god!
What's up, I don't know what she's doing. She's on my computer. We've got nine
minutes up.
I don't even know what she was doing. I just know she was I could feel her on
top of the power.
Alright, I guess I'm back to Ultron, too, I think I'm back to Ultron, yeah.
I was not aware that Iron Man was in the band.
Oh my cam's frozen.
It's Iron Man, please.
I look so serious.
That's so annoying!
Hello.
Wait.
Oh, I didn't know.
I didn't hear what you were talking about.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what you did.
Oh, my God.
I know, oh there we go, it's back to normal now.
Hi!
You ready to put up?
Oh, that was fast.
Susie's surrounding me, we're going to lose anyway.
We were going to lose anyway, so whatever.
What's that heck?
Fiddy.
Aw, Spots! Thanks for 50 months!
You worship
I don't know if I've played door before
You gonna say you gonna say I'm a dog. You gotta say you gotta say you gotta say I
Can do this all day
And then boys is loud okay when I dial fix it
Locate the low pussy
Oh, my god!
I'm going to attack!
Oh, we don't get a healer.
Settings of audio.
Game voice.
Oh, voice chat.
Sorry I'm late, just got off my 10 hour shift at my real life job, what am I job is not
a real life job.
So I mean we're supposed to go in as a team right?
Why did everyone just go in where I was?
You got a regroup, guys.
You get it?
Well, I go to Gable.
Oh, my god.
Without guys we're supposed to group up
Oh
Why does he get them?
Okay, but I understand it now so you're supposed to
I
Shit we did it
I need this heal real bad.
Fonkamp this dork.
Have I understand now? It's the Avengers versus a giant jacked, voided-up Loki.
After this one, I can do a viewer lobby if you want.
No, I just want somebody, no, no, X-Men.
I'm praying.
Why am I mind controlled again?
Holy shit, we did it.
Okay, I understand the game now.
You go ahead.
I only need 4 HP to be full.
I'm dead, no!
NO!
This is kinda hard, I don't know if I just don't know how to play it.
Ow.
Okay, I thought that if you kill them when they're mind-controlled it undoes the mind-control.
Okay, well I understand now.
Wait, someone said I had four kills.
I was actually bad.
Whoopsie!
How do I do the Loki mode for a quest?
I made the password for the room by the way. It's just a eight times
It's just a eight times
How do I make it the uh
It's like put a customer plus arcade
I think I did this wrong.
Arcade.
Select the path to doomsday the Avengers mode.
Oh, here we go.
I found it.
I will try one-one loco-woah!
I'm gonna get fucking rolled, I think, but I will try one Loki game.
Yeah, I saw high ranked people. That's fine.
It'll probably be complete opposite of the last game.
Do I have anything special in the air?
Oh, puppet strings, okay.
Wait, here I'm going to tell someone six superheroes from Ultra Realities.
Um, Conjure and Illusion?
Hi.
I think I understand. I'm just gonna play whatever I want.
I have 3000 HP.
Ants running around everywhere!
I'm alive!
I'm dying soon though.
I'm dead!
This is hard!
Oh wait, I don't think I used mind control at all yet.
I didn't use that.
I
I got it yo Courtney they throw under 10 months
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm real loud.
of
I
Died I got 78% though
Donary Cash, thanks for 22 months, welcome back.
Oh, they're getting back.
Oh god it's 99-99! I think I lose. Damn I'm dead for a long time. Damn I was so close.
I almost had ult and then it would have been GG.
Okay, I will make a new room.
I will play on this side this time the password is um meow meow
Now, I will do one more of those.
Yo we tied Dan's legs, thank you for the nine months, welcome back, hello.
Hello, hello.
Oh, we got the celestial flying Loki. This is gonna be a nightmare.
I'm gonna try Black Ocelot.
And she's still the worst character in the game, I feel like probably, right?
Why does she even have her melee sticks?
I've never seen a Black Widow in the movies.
I guess because they're usually dead before they can even try to fight to defend themselves
melee.
So is this all that I do?
Yes, this is all that I do.
Oh my god.
Why, why, why, why do we want, we want him cast.
I'm dead.
I'll finish the job this time.
So she really doesn't have any abilities besides just snipes?
He's dead!
Get the point!
I mean even in Overwatch, I think Widowmaker has her bulbs, right?
She can jump?
I guess she's never
All right, where's he at you can nail it with her
three.
There you go.
I'm dead!
Oh boy, that's true.
What the-
How did their ult work?
What?
I will- I think I just ulted nothing.
I don't think it did anything am I supposed to like actually right-click and shoot it?
I've never used it before I'm sorry.
I need to hold it. Hold you?
No. I'm not even hitting this guy.
He's getting the point, stop him!
more stuff.
Got it.
Yay!
Yippee!
Okay, I'm going to try the PvE mode now.
Was fun.
Okay, let's see.
Yay!
Bloodhunch!
This is the limited-time one
I'm gonna download Marvel rival for free now. Let's fucking go
Dracula we're just to reclaim my city
You call yourselves New York's guardians.
Now is the time to prove it.
Small, the first in vampires?
Seems better to me.
They got two Japs?
But thanks for the rumble.
Vigilante's disgust me.
But I hate vampires.
The victory under millions.
Let's save our home.
I know that this goes up to like super high difficulty this is the
Oh shit.
Oh,
I do not have top damage I have to walk in embarrassing
Jeff
Check this place out little red
I have to walk in.
I'm getting mobbed even harder now!
He's 10k above now!
Oh my gosh.
Maybe Blades is better for this mode, I don't know.
PJ, thanks for 20 mobs!
I was gonna try and blade up those I think maybe he's better
Charlie it's not the characters that are enough that I'm just playing horses without an eye right?
Son, we need to talk about your damage. You've got to thunk out and know what's happening.
I'm trying! I'm trying!
I'm trying.
Oh my god, 48k versus 64k now.
Does that have to level up in a good gear and stuff?
Oh wait!
Oh!
Damage
I didn't know this was a thing oh
Thank you
I'm getting all damaged once. I hope you put it. Yeah, I don't know the thing once
Very cool
Yeah, this is my my first time doing it in other counts count
Okay, now we're cooking the gaffas closing.
Oh, I'm dying!
Oh, I'm dying.
These vigilantes never surrender.
I'm in the mess.
It's just too small.
Sorry.
Okay, wait.
I'm actually catching up now.
The gap is closed.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, wait, I'm actually catching up now
The gap is close
He's doing there sister shame lightning. Okay, I have lightning damage now
The furry Captain America, no way!
Oh
Yeah, he's supposed to shake my ass bro get off
I
Did
Oh
This fucking party
Oh
Nice.
Once again, the vampire king and the darkness that has been vanished.
The guys is ready to begin the struggle.
Fork!
Alright, what is this?
Uh, hero spo- Oh!
Oh, okay, so you level up the specific character.
Should I keep playing Skrull Girl?
Should I switch to Blade?
Yeah, I've locked hard.
Okay, I'll play Blade this time.
I think I've only played Blade a couple times.
When it first came out,
I don't really remember how to play him.
Plays the worst character in Zombies, really?
But he's cool.
Huh.
Gratula, wishes to reclaim my city.
You called yourselves New York's guardians.
Now is the time to prove it.
You just made your own smart choice.
Okay.
This time I know how to level up my, uh, my shit.
It's just bosses, spoilers, stuff should be good for him.
Does he do?
He's pretty straightforward, it seems.
This is way cool to play the squirrel bro in this mode, oh my god.
Holy.
Oh my god.
Warlock.
I wasn't paying attention.
I'm like not paying attention to my health.
I'm sorry, I'm zoning out.
I think it's the fucking bad shooter killing me.
I don't know what to do with this.
Holy shit, so many numbers on the screen!
Oh my god, I'm getting mobbed by the Moon Knight.
Oh my god.
Still better damage than last time though.
I
Know that's probably crazy in this mode
All my fucking God
I thought I was dropping stuff on you guys.
That was my last respawn.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Excuse me, I'm on bad.
I've only played it a few times, don't you think?
Stay by the side of the gift shop.
Oh, oh, oh!
What you done?
Don't throw that building up ahead.
And stay on guard as you approach the station.
Sick.
Holy shit!
What the heck?
Anonymous!
Thank you for the 50 gifted subs!
Thank you!
Thank you, Anonymous.
Thanks, that's so nice.
Thank you.
Wow, hype training coming.
Thanks, Anonymous!
You're welcome.
Who was that?
Who did that to you?
Thank you.
I don't even know what to do.
I'm trying not to die right now.
I'm trying not to die right now, though.
Another less than noble sacrifice.
What the fuck?
Okay, maybe I need to get defensive upgrades instead of always getting the damage, but
I need more damage!
Do I not do damage?
I'm off off break!
Oh, thank you for the 10!
Thanks, oh!
Thank you so much, oh.
Oh! Thank you for the 10! Thanks, oh! Thank you so much, oh!
Thank you!
Nice job!
Nice and high, nice!
That's a little high!
No damage.
Nice job!
No point going in the roof here.
Thanks for the rescue, brother.
Holy shit, that was a very good noon battle, there's one three more over here.
Holy moly.
Ummm, fuck it, more damage.
Fuck it, more damage.
I don't care, dude.
More damage!
It'll quality bit right on Twitch is awful.
Maybe I can...
Yeah, it might just be Twitch, I don't know.
Everything looks fine on my end, sorry guys.
Oh my god!
That's it guys, thanks for 5 lives!
Holy shit, brawl.
Oh
You're right, I don't have any items
I am getting wrong
I have to go up over the other two guys
Oh my fucking God
I'm so glad.
Oh god.
No, this is unseen. Thank you for the time. I'm so glad.
Oh, God.
Moon Knight is cooking.
Okay, I did notice he has an insane amount of HP.
So I mean not an insane amount of what warning me.
How do I equip items?
Thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Josh!
Hello.
There we go.
Thank you, Josh.
At least I can kill these little, little stragglers, guys.
Thanks, Josh!
Thank you.
We're on level, level 10, my train.
Thank you so much, Josh!
Thank you, Josh.
Thank you, Toshi.
I made it through.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm gonna get fucked up or not.
Such remarkable power. I hope you put it to good use for once.
You and I have only died once. I've died 14 times.
Oh my god, no.
Nice man!
I wasted my all!
No!
Oh my god. No. Nice man! I wasted my ult! No!
Holy Damage!
I
ah
I
Know that has double my teeth
Your spoils I'm arranged a special transport just for you
Dracula's castle
Dracula's Castle
Oh God
More damage
Maybe that was greedy but
Oh
Shit
Ah!
Holy shit.
This guy's got crazy damage.
Oh
Yeah, we get in there
No.
They hurt.
Dragler duty.
I'm still helping.
I'm still helping!
I got 5% damage reduction. It'll keep me alive. Easy, cheesy.
I'm not worried at all.
Be ready for a fight.
Defend the area.
Oh god.
What?
What the heck?
Why?
He says the same thing every time.
Come here.
I'm here.
Holy shit.
Tryna all the guys at the corner.
Fuck!
Yeah, William Pedro, thank you for the crime.
I
Like rock like I'm gonna die in silly there's a whole
We're all dead except for tonight
He's carrying the fuck out of us dude. Oh my god
What the fuck I think he's gonna die
I don't think I can stay alive!
Nooooo!
I have to give up! Oh my god, it's literally L to give up.
That's so toxic.
Oh, crap! That was a strange-y! Oh my lord!
Damn, why don't I equip any of these?
Prepare?
What the heck?
Well, there's skill trees.
Okay, we'll add 10 points.
Okay, here we go.
Take the blue gun.
Crit rate, walk rate.
60% damage against bosses.
I'll do one more tent.
Now that I actually used the upgrades and stuff, I feel like it'll probably do that bad.
Probably!
And I think it'll be okay.
Dracula wishes to reclaim my city!
You called yourselves New York's guardians.
Now is the time to prove it.
Hey, this is ugly skin, so you don't like the skin?
I feel like I already see the improvement in damage.
Well, Saat, thanks for 13 months.
It's nice
Well look at my HP guys
Why better?
Why better? Okay, tell me. Thank you for not much
But I'm kind of asking now
I haven't even killed all yet
Base ace, thanks for selling, welcome.
Does the lifesteal appear, the HP,
I think it's good.
Higher damage is making me lifesteal more.
Where's the last two?
Ooh!
Let's do more damage and more damage.
I'm not even reading it.
I'm still losing!
I'm still losing in damage!
Another moon night
Holy
I feel like I'm unfeasible now, at least he has these enemies.
Holy shit.
and stay on guard as you approach him.
Samus, last words!
I think it will be fine.
Wait, look!
I'm MVP now, finally!
Oh, I've been waiting.
Damage.
All you need is damage.
I'm actually kind of taking damage though.
Oh, it's worth a second.
I'm bleeding.
I am taking damage now.
One left.
Where is he?
He's dead.
Don't worry.
He preys first blood.
He's dead.
You guys look at the damage.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I'm waiting for me. Oh my god. Why so slow?
Oh.
Holy.
Oh, holy.
I think I'm lagging now! I'm lagging now!
I don't know.
I always smile for that.
Yo, Austin, hi, Leigh Ann. Thank you for the gift, it's Rob.
I'm not lagging, I guess it's just- I sure might- which?
I'm on my bit rate, I don't know.
Y'all see anything?
When it's going crazy?
I just tried to break down a piece of the cookie and an explorative dust every year.
Oh, I see his board.
Well, the more board means the more damage is happening.
What the fuck?
How did he die so fast?
The Moon Knight passed me a damage from whatever he did.
Yeah, one shot.
Maybe he's been saving the boss damage cards?
I don't know.
to admit it, but I'm impressed.
Or to say, Bidokur, thank you for eight months.
Damages and everything, you know.
I don't believe that.
I disagree.
I don't know what upgrade Moon Knight got, but he's fucking destroying me now.
My friends are here!
Break!
I've been moaged, officially.
I wonder what's just got that all of a sudden he started fucking pumping numbers.
Fascinating. Now who's the real monster? The dark sealer topped the tower is likely the source of the castle's magic. Get in there and destroy it. Cursus, there's no way in.
I got the troops.
His looks as though you'll have to cut through the park instead. Be ready for a fight.
Alright, this is where I failed last time.
Wait, I was the next Jerry. I'm not the same.
I
My brother here
We did it
Dude, he's like way out pumping me now, holy shit.
Okay, this is where I died last time.
Dude Moon Knight is killing everything go chill leave some for the rest of us
I didn't move nice even hosting. I never hear of old
That was super easy. I had a million damage. I have definitely way better builds this time.
I don't know that it's gonna one shot the boss again.
What is this?
You didn't last time?
I
What?
Haha!
That's your fucking D.Y.S.
Why are you still counting?
We've done so little over HP!
Hey Moon Knight, you better lock in, holy fuck!
Crazy.
Why do I keep getting squalorooted?
I guess she just has that ability?
I don't know
Oh my god
Oh, she's gonna kill you.
Watch out me!
I knew it!
How am I supposed to dodge that?
I dash away and she just fucking walks onto me anyway.
What the heck?
This vigilante is never threatened.
Another lesser known.
Still locked up.
Thank you.
Yay!
The world of serving Dracula
was never as absurd as you heroes working for me.
Once again, the bandit's dead.
And the darkness has been vanished.
Oh, yeah, where the hell the- it was just Moon Knight.
Roa was fucking cooking.
It was crazy.
Okay.
I think it is witcher time now.
Anything better?
Not a better necklace.
These are better.
Sick. Alright, thank you Marvel Rivals for these sponsors today.
Okay, always my favorite sponsor to do.
You have Scruffy, thanks for 45 months.
Let me do this scoomba.
I don't know where it is.
No, I don't know again.
It is a witcher time.
Okey dokey.
I'm waiting to play.
Yes, my hair is real, it's bleached, and I grew out my bangs in one night, or two nights actually.
I know it is hard to believe, but it is true.
Tris could not help, yet she did direct him to Kareem Tillie.
It is true.
And an expert at finding-
Oh my God, Johnny!
Thank you for the 20 gifted!
Thanks Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
And it's Siri and I, the bar of dandelion would be your life.
Geralt's now new at the find Siri.
Thank you, Johnny.
Clean Aluminati, thank you for the four months.
Welcome back.
Can you add one number to the title?
Yeah, sure, for a variety.
What number should I add?
I don't know how'd you guys know I made it four!
How did you know? Oh, I almost forgot to turn the weird hair thing I turned on off. It looks like shit.
It looks like shit in my opinion.
Let's see where is it.
Oh, NVIDIA Hairworks. Fuck this shit. It looks terrible.
There we go. Yo, HumphreyTM. Thank you for the raid. Hello Raiders!
Hi, thank you!
Thank you Humphrey. Hope you had a lovely stream.
No difference. It looks different to me.
Whoa, it was a little bit of a white blob.
Weird. I don't know. I like it.
I like it.
I hope you have a lovely stream, Humphrey.
Hello?
I also have got a notification that script, Jake Invakes had a huge ball of text in the
team group chat for the annihilator.
I love to see it.
He is already ready and preparing.
What?
I got one here.
Why buy it now?
Back up in here?
Got a rosary and thot.
Is it time or time?
Time, right?
Excuse me?
Next time I'll rip your fucking legs off
and shove them up your arse till you've torn for teeth.
Oh my god!
Jesus.
Holy moly.
The star looks like he plays quiet.
I've got to boot them all out here for join me. Should we gonna beat some ass with pleasure?
I'm swinging that time!
Yeah!
What?
Is this guy from the previous games?
He has it on the books too, you see.
There's no fucking way.
Probably she might be in danger
Not at all, but I knew she came here in contact of dandelion
We problem that
Whoa, oh my god, yo Evan, thank you for the 20
I'll go out. Thank you, Amit.
So kind. Shush, yeah.
Is Dandelion?
That's his uh his friend who's wearing the like
card looking out for right?
Yeah, okay.
I remember her seeing the end of my last...
So he plays music and shit?
There's a ground floor using a witcher senses.
I'm about to rob my dear friend right now, about to steal all of his shit, remorse with
me.
Letter from a female buyer!
The thrust of your hypnotic gaze left my visage re-
Wow the ladies really like the aniline.
Oh, not a fucking horse!
That's fast.
The ladies love the aniline.
Oh, you're on the bed!
The ladies love Dan the Lion.
Ten barrels of Tucson dry. Five cases of sod and triple mead.
Hmm, nothing here. No, no, no, no, that's exactly what we're looking for.
Excess planter.
Ha! Tendalion in planning? Good one. Besides, anything he wrote here probably had a special
system. Chaos only he could ever decipher. Actually, in the past, sometimes not even that.
Give him a chance. Might not be that bad.
Seems where he inherited this fine establishment, it came with some fine responsibilities.
keeping among them. They also made a habit of noting down the times of his meetings, official
and private. So, who'd he been seeing at the age?
I have a lady who wrote him that weird note.
Ah, here it is. Hmm. Seems he's only the maiden woman of late.
I told you, I knew it! That could help. Not interested.
Zoltan, please. You really want to track down the women dandelion's been wooing? Most likely all angry women by now.
Got any better ideas? Saints! Dandelion's a babbler. I'm sure to know something of his doings.
Hmm. We should divide these somehow. Perhaps. Ah, fuck it.
I'll ask the lassies in my half you interrogate the ones in yours.
Sure. Sure.
You're tracked down ladies now? Okay.
And Vosha's in it's like a poem.
by Zolten you got more shit I can loot oh from the finest vineyards every last
one who knows the fruit of the fruit of the vine like dandelion from the finest
vineyards every last one who knows the fruit of the fruit of the vine like
dandelion holy shit 12 dwarven or it's called
Huh, this is the loot he got from the Elves of Dolbotham.
Aye. Must have been in a great rush to leave it behind.
I love looting shit that I'm never gonna use.
I got a bowl of olives. Sick.
So it looks like my chest armor broke out.
of master of the seven liberal arts. Keep forgetting he's got that dumb full name.
You play the one.
Alright, alright, alright.
Um, Rose Vare Autre, like a Rosa bashed of its crimson hue, fair Rosa would sink into Humors
blue. She shunned her less intense ability to swing her dwarf with agility. A charming
garden enclosed villa in Gildorf. Molly, though she knows the touch of silk and lace, she shuns
not straw when gripped in lusts and brace. Vespola, though timid in looks, no adventure
did skip her, my heart melts when she asks ever had a big dipper."
What does that mean?
Marabella, though her cries are divine when behind closed doors.
Standing on stage, her squawks are drowned by snores.
Damn.
Elahull, a figure most rare, her nature duel.
Deep in her eyes or be made a fool.
She's gonna caught me like nothing.
I'm level 10!
For something.
Just checking to see if everything's in place.
Bugger's made a hole in something all the time.
Actually, glad you're still here.
Wanted to ask you about someone.
Though well she knows the touch of silk and lace, she shuns not straw when gripped in
lust's embrace.
Molly, keep things tidy for the baroness, lavalet.
A baroness within reach and he's settled for a chambermaid?
Daniline's not one to judge full brother of station.
You know that.
Like he says.
And the alcove where all equals.
Yes.
Guess a true poet observes life in all its aspects.
examines it from all perspectives. If I didn't know him better, I'd say he was jealous about
this Marabella. Oh, I doubt it. Four more people. And well, that tells it all about her.
Down I want to hear them.
The actor of Voice Bolton passed away recently.
Things have been untrivetun for the strange at some point.
Meaning.
You're a very good voice actor.
Yeah, and we're in Mummer's questions. Took the call on him Christian. I found
Do not look up Big Dipper Urban Dictionary.
Okay, well...
I was wondering what that meant.
I mean, I don't know, but I was wondering.
said him.
Hey soul flames never die.
Like a rose abashed of its crimson hue, fair Rosa would sink into humor's blue.
She shunned her lessons in civility to swing her dwarf with agility.
Dwarf never suspected he'd be so humble.
Dwarves with Rosa Veratre named her Guheer well chosen.
A dozen of Gabby and Aristocrat with the Imperial Legation
commissioned down the line to tutor Rosa and her sister in the art of rhetoric.
But we Rosa preferred swordplay.
How dare she reject the great bard in favor of a common sword master?
Well, then why it seems.
Week on week we get fresh gossip about her thrashing another instructor.
Instructor so bad he resins. What does it have that's now looking to hire a mixed victim I mean instructor a
Figure most rare her nature dual look deep in her eyes or be made a fool
Well, well seems fascinated with this one
But with a reason
Not very much for Elvin one. She's not this one's exceptional
They say Francesca Finderbeer be jealous.
You want to take this one, man?
Nah, you can have it.
Why?
See, Elven duty is like a young Buclair wine, whereas I prefer vodka, straight up.
The hell does that mean?
Oh fuck.
Oh well.
Molly, I'm done.
Molly again.
Alright!
I'm going to go find all of these lovely ladies.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Alright.
What the fuck, asshole?
Oh, I'm- I'm Geralt. Geralt.
200? Oh hell no, I'm not paying that. Fuck no, I'm not paying that, are you kidding me?
Don't think I have much to fear.
Best think again!
No fucking way!
I love you!
I say!
Stop!
Daisy!
I just committed murder four times.
I've had so much work for naught.
No need to thank me, there was nothing.
Sorry, don't get me wrong, I'm grateful, but everything I had, I just lost.
Relax, it'll come off.
Relax, it'll come out in the wash.
Just gonna soak in white vinegar, but that's not my point you look so confused every time I join stream
Why are you looking for me? I don't feel like I look confused. Sorry didn't think about that
Woman's lot men have their fun and we're stuck with a mess
Yeah, we have this is what my confused face looks like ready clean under garments, too
Is that- is that- that's not how I look normally?
Oh no.
Normal?
That's super co- well I mean, if I were like trying to look confused I'd be like- but I'm
not gonna do that normally!
Like I'm not a fucking cartoon, what do you think I'm like a fucking cartoon character?
You're the dumbfist?
I don't... wait.
I really don't know how to make my own face.
No more in a week pass before I spotted him in Harborside, scrolling with some trash on his arm.
He's a light-colored caravan man whore.
He's a horse and all those questions about a matured at the bathhouse, then this.
I beat him black and blue and threw him out on his ear.
Nice.
Can the lion ask you about other washer women? Not terribly subtle even for him.
Maybe he likes some sudsy.
Ah, maybe. But what did he ask about exactly?
Oh, listen, that really? What's it like at the bathhouse? Have I got any friends there?
Any friends?
What are they working hours? I don't know. Maybe he's looking to hire one for his tavern.
Maybe I got all in a huff for no reason.
This woman he was with in the harbor. Who was she?
Oh my God!
Ha, Horvier more likely, of course it's so tight her eyes were popping out her head
His two come to think of it. An artist or a whore doesn't much matter as they're one in the same
What?
Oh my god. Thanks for your help
He always women hate him
Listen when I find dandelion
Anything I should tell him? No
I mean
Tell him he's a two-faced snake, but
But it would be nice if you drop by.
Alright, so she still likes him, clearly.
I need to repair my armor.
This girl, what the heck?
That was all the way up there.
Uhhh, okay, I'll do it later.
That was her problem.
Women? Oh, come on now! Don't act like there aren't guys who act the same way.
Sometimes it's hard when you like someone.
Sorry, I thought thought Ellie was one of dandelion's girlfriends. Oh, so it's that wait
What oh
Oh
I see
So that's what the dwarf meant
Did you intend to lie and I understand that you two meet I met him one night in
a tavern he was blind drunk I don't want to know the rest
I'm curious what happened what do you think you spoke that's it I'm not sure
what you're getting at but I should make one thing clear men don't
Oh.
Tell him that as well.
Okay.
So he's in the-
Luckily Dandelion's an open-minded fellow.
We had a lovely evening.
He became a loyal customer afterwards.
Wait, what?
Okay.
I know this is none of my business, but why do you- why do I dress up?
As a child, I dreamt of becoming a doppler when I grew up.
I became a tailor instead.
Discovered clothing, costumes can express all the complexities
of one's personality.
I'm a redanian countess one day, but docksite thug the next.
That is true freedom.
Have you never thought to become someone else?
I feel like Geralt doesn't get it.
I feel like he's judging right now.
Must be horribly boring being a witcher all the time.
I managed to stay interested
What did you and dandelion talk about he asked about anything in particular
Let me think
Had an ordinary chat really
although
He's a cosplayer. Yeah
I'm asking about Calc's deal if dandelion and I hadn't laid our cards on the table at the start
I might have suspected he had a history with the Alcanist
He spoke like a lovesick bone in fact, you're all feet
I just wish to meet with him
Disgusting
acid cock. Wow. Okay.
Dandelion, visit your shop, Arthur. I tried many times to talk him into a decent doublet.
Sadly, he'd only come in to get a button rear-fixed or a hole patched. When'd you last see him?
Some time ago. He brought in one of Zolton's jerks and insisted I sew on an extra pocket.
Oh, that's your glass.
She saved your ult instead of your ult.
Wait, I thought it was your ult.
Or did I swap them again?
Gare ult.
I don't...
Gave ult.
Whatever.
I can never remember.
I can help with much more.
If you need new trousers or a vest, you know where to find them.
Thanks, alohaul.
so you got any loot
right goodbye then on to the next lady
What the fuck, that dude shot the stuff?
Oh
Horsens henchmen, what is this? I will help
And the man thanks for the gifted
Oh shit, I'm fat, I can't walk.
Um, shit.
How did I do this again?
Okay, this is fine.
Need to buy the weight skill upgrade?
Okay.
Actually, I have character points.
Where's the weight skill upgrade?
The general?
D-Shot, Rage Management, Dental and Burst, Focus.
Little Ballot Control.
He's a heavy armor.
More damage?
How long to get?
Yes, more damage.
I was gonna back this up fuck it. Oh wait new new row
Chances increase the chance of landing a fast attack critical 4%
That's all good
What the hell is this?
Now you!
It's drink first, now you've got it!
Oh!
He has an open noodle.
Oh wait I do!
I do?
Oh I do!
Oh, I do.
Vitality.
How does this work?
Oh, wait, I see.
I am beginning to understand.
Alright.
There we go.
Excellent.
All right to Marabella the next lovely lady see all my name hood thanks for six months
It's a lot of children, I think
Excuse me. I'm looking for Marabella. I'm she wait outside classes and sessions
you
I've always longed to extol their noble beauty.
Oh wait, I did see a horse at Dandelion's place.
I did see a horse.
You know, Archangel Snipes, thank you for the crime.
Wait, I saw it!
Okay, that's kind of weird.
See, she lost horse's paw.
He's down to line after the fungus incident.
No.
I even considered granting him another chance.
His heart of hearts is pure gold.
He simply needs a bit more discipline in his life.
But he never came back to see me.
So I thought if it's done, it's done.
Thanks for your help.
See you in hell.
Farewell.
What?
What was that?
I'm sure it's fucking keep posing all over the house.
Got my oil.
Alright, see you more ladies.
Now we talk to Molly.
Greetings, Baroness. Greetings, General. You're right. I'm here for a reason.
There's no mistaking you. But for etiquette's sake, Mary Louisa Lavellette, an Imperial
general and a witcher meet, and know each other.
Surprising.
We've met before.
And how?
Imagine this, Louisa.
The emperor desired a chat with the witcher.
I too was fortunate enough to meet him then.
So Geralt of Rivia now works for Emperor Emile.
Interesting.
Has Vah Emre sent you to rid no big ride of monsters?
for a girl named Molly, which he works here. My maid servant. I'm afraid she's apparently
at the home of my dear friend Patricia Babybug. Perhaps she's out to the company. He could
speak with Molly at the races. Is that something you consider, would you? Get a partake of
some sophisticated diversion. Well, if Molly'll be there. On our way then.
We've arrived!
My father owned a similar estate in Bruges.
There's a young girl I travel there often to ride.
Shall we look at the horses?
Do you like horses, Garret?
I guess so.
Called every horse I've had roach.
We have multiple roaches!
The Ramair is Cantarelle, sired by Cacchia, the champion of the land.
a nice color for horses too.
My coin's in the Black Stallion, Nemrod, the purest Novgardian stock.
Surprised he didn't salute you, General.
Know anything about the chestnut or the bay?
The chestnut is thunderbolt, a pure blood retaining gallant steed, but too headstrong
for my taste, too difficult to control.
I heard someone named her before she had cows.
Well, that was also because I was influenced by that.
and a choice.
Oh wait.
Seem to know your horses.
No, it's not the word.
More friends are true experts.
I find them to be far more honest than me.
Must say, I'm curious how you manage in the saddle, Witcher.
Mostly just trying to stay in it.
What would you say to a little race?
Not what I came here for.
Don't make me beg, Witcher.
Tell you what, win and I should give you my finest...
My finest made a nilce got proper of free saddle
But I need to talk to my rather resolve what I have to with Molly
The attractive one that's Molly speak to her the power and SNI will place our wages
We can then ride back to Novigrad with us if you wish
Oh, and I can't do both
I'll redo it.
Sooner is dead.
Yo Tmoo, thank you for 4 months.
Emerald Bego Gay Rolls.
I just figured it would let me talk to her first then race later.
We've arrived.
Mike.
Okay.
Mike.
See?
No.
What?
Why not?
Nepal, thanks for 28 months.
I know.
Well said.
So, which steed do you choose?
Can't use a roach.
I'll try chestnut.
I'll not ride with you, but I shall bet on a steed.
Nemrod will win, no matter the ride.
Cantarella for me then.
I see no points in delaying this.
Let's pick it.
Woohoo!
Whoo!
Oh, Chessnut's pretty fast!
But maybe low stamina, we'll see.
I believe in Chestnut.
My goat.
Come on Chestnut, come on, come on, come on!
I'm body blocking, I'm body blocking, I'm body blocking!
I'm body blocking!
Yeah!
That's what I did on my last race too.
You shall not pass.
Woo!
What a thrill!
A beautiful victory!
Thanks.
The one for whom every horse is a roach, you carry yourself exquisitely inside of you.
Wow, what a compliment.
That is yours.
Now, could I talk to your chambermaid, M'lady?
Ah, yes, Mollie.
That is why you came here, Arthur.
The portly young woman.
That's her.
Speak to her.
And you must find us when you're ready to return to Novigrad.
We'd be delighted to join you for the journey.
I'll be back, just what I've been waiting for.
Oh, Roach!
I'll just straight up left.
I'm carrying too much again!
Wait, how do I put- I probably have to put the saddle on Roach, right?
Oh, I want that.
Let's see.
Where's the- oh, here we go.
I'm gonna get rid of this.
Is that really what happened?
I feel like that's not actually what happened.
You told me all about your adventures. How he'd ready you for battle with his sons.
How he'd tame the K-Ren by playing with you.
I meant that, literally. Dandelion's why I'm here. Came to ask you about him. No worry might be.
No. Sadly, I haven't got a clone. We've not seen each other in ages.
The Baroness done the truth about acquaintance. Says Dandelion's a good for nothing lay about. Can you imagine?
But oh, maybe his sister could help you such a nice girl
Wait, so they only love a sister
You do realize dandelion doesn't do the same as a sister does so really south
Honey, she don't look like him at all
I see what's happening here.
It's suspicious.
Conversation with dandelion course it came to borrow some coin
And he never brought it back
Of the canals by the light of the moon
And that wine with the bubbles
Wait before you go
I've got a request
Dandelion told me once he'd show me his etchings. We never did
I'd so like to see him won't be too hard to convince him. I love showing off those etchings to anyone he can
Thanks and good luck to you on your search
My man
Can I just say all of these ladies deserve better?
Can't you lie it is a horse and...
It's true! They deserve better!
Why why is that pink just cuz I say that they don't deserve to be cheated on that makes me a simp now
Roche hello, okay, maybe this is not a road. There's a visible wall there's
Game game
Okay, all- Roach cannot go through that, uh, not fork in the road, apparently.
Interesting.
thing
so I don't know
we've not got nowhere to go for us
no thanks for 11 months
67
for all of your skew it
lamproom
desperate let him through can't see any harm in it crying there's a lady crying how many
times have I got to repeat this I've orders to turn back anyone who don't show a pass but
she's crying oh I'm gonna brainwash his ass I've got the axe to brainwash him yes sir
thank you we got nowhere to go back to no regret that's a chance of a new
life.
He's cute, he's cute.
Bye bye, you can drive.
He's cute.
The six seven nonsense makes me want to die. I
Didn't even say anything
I see look here you're driving away the whole needs with your constant six seven
Emote spam like you're a bunch of children
That guy is right
He's right wait. I also agree
I'm out of here fuck you guys
See you in hell!
There's a westboard.
I will pick it up since I'm here anyway.
There's a westboard.
I will pick it up since I'm here anyway.
There's a seven-eyed silver cellar.
In here, any Gwent players, any Gwent players, any Gwenters?
Sorry, my bad.
Welcome to the Seven Cats.
Seven Cats?
They even say the hangovers are one to get some lucky.
What's on the menu today?
She's a Gwent player, and she's got five cards.
Max bet how about a few rounds of cards Gwent specifically
Should I have both decoys to my deck I have another deep way
My cameras cover it. I or three decoys in my deck decoys are good, right?
Yeah
I would go first two decoys a spy
Yes, so thanks for 20
I don't know, I'm only good at UVO, I don't really play any card games.
I tried to get into magic at one point, I couldn't really get into it.
I had a very short Hearthstone phase, I tried to play Runeterra when it came out.
Just don't really know about it.
BLEEE!
DUMMYS!
Give me that shit.
Holy, he's got dummies too!
We're about to pull our whole fucking decks.
Surely doesn't have another dummy, right?
OH MY GOD ANOTHER SPY CARD!
OH!
Oh he picked up.
GAH!
This is ridiculous.
ANOTHER SPY CARD!
I got a rain card.
Yo, King Kord, thank you for the 10!
Thanks, King Court! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Uh, well let's just pull the whole deck at this point, fuck it.
I feel like I'm gonna get more, more weather cards, though.
Oh, he passed.
Uh, I'm gonna fucking ice this shit.
Okay, okay. And then I'm gonna play...
I guess I just play the floor.
And then my pass.
And that's a W. Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
I just have to win one more time now.
I'm going to go all in when I got my horn.
OK.
And I have my weather clearing thing.
It should be free, I think.
It should be free.
What does this heal do?
I'm falling into the ground.
So if I weak shit early, I guess.
They have water clearing too.
True, but I feel like I'll be able to do more.
More, yeah.
And we'll see.
I can also pull a card out of the deck we have very similar cards
rain is for the Trebuchet row right that's my secret captain I've always
I can't believe I pulled all three.
Yeah, well I have a horn too, so that should be fine.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, it's going to be close.
I just got a tank cost!
Bro!
What?
Okay, I still have my horn.
It's not...
This is slowly fine.
Oh my goodness!
The buboni raid!
Hello Raiders!
Thanks for the raid, Bonnie!
Hi guys!
Massive Boner Raid.
Hello!
What'd y'all do today?
I saw people saying that she ate a hot chip.
All right, this is fine,
because I still have my clear weather.
I'm not gonna use it yet, though.
All right, this is all I could pull out, I guess.
Wait, didn't he nerf himself more than me?
What is he, dumb?
Paco, thanks for 39 months!
Wait, I was like, aw shit, he fucked me over.
But he, um, he weather nerfed his horn growl.
Oh, thank you for the 10!
Thank you!
Oh!
Thanks!
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna horn by melee, bro.
Thank you, oh!
Yo, nepter detector, they're 8-7 months!
It's like a moomoo.
I am not. Let me see.
A moomoo?
Laugh.
Okay.
Aww, where are we going?
Hey, come back.
Let's find some friends.
Come play with me.
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Let's be friends forever.
Ha ha ha ha.
Wait, ha ha ha!
Wait, it kind of does.
Kind of does sound like Bonnie a little bit.
Ha ha ha ha.
I hear a little bit.
It's not perfect.
Let's find some friends come play with us crazy back 13 years ago people or people characters would have 28 seconds of voice lines
I can hear it
I just pass
I don't want to play my rain card. Oh wait. No actually I do want to play my rain wait. Do I want to play my rain card? I
Do want to play my rain card
Okay, clear weathered, I think I still win.
Oh, it's a fucking blowout for a hundred!
Holy shit!
That fucking rolled!
Now give me your damn Gwent card!
Holy moly!
Thanks, M.K.P.
What a lovely game it went.
I feel really satisfied. Is there a blacksmith in this area? No, I can buy seven cats in.
Orsay!
Number one being a German Malaysian. Yeah, I guess I didn't really talk about that.
I won Mr. Arthur's German quiz, but I would be real. I think besides Russell, I'm actually
percentage-wise. I think I was the least German person there. I mean, it was kind of just luck
because we didn't know any of the questions. It was kind of just guessing. I think I guess maybe,
Maybe like one of them I knew.
Oh the one that I had such a clutch guess, the question was um, that profession, it's
legal for them to cross into other people's property when they're pursuing an insect.
And we were like what the fuck?
And I was like why would some of the-
you
You
They're the fucking chormandly breathing spab, God!
Oh goodness gracious.
Grab a wooden one!
Take care not to hurt the little miss.
You'll learn the ambassade is not worth it.
What the heck, I got a question for that.
I was like, I was sure that I had it.
You're my new instructor.
Can you pronounce your title, please, sir?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and took a shovel out of there!
what is shoveled out of there?
you should touch my temperature
uh you should touch it
oh no
4
no collector
i put a 4 in there
No mercy out there that your girl I am
Don't get rolled, I'm Rivia!
Get strapped in the corner!
What do you think I'm doing?
the last one I'm not actually your sort play instructor really and who are you and
how on earth did you get how was your sort play instructor I'm a witcher I'm
looking witcher that's splendid I always wanted to meet a witcher this is so
exciting
Uh, what's so exciting about it?
Living on the edge, tracking and facing down beasts, sleeping under the stars.
Oh, it must be asking for all sorts of racist to-
Try filing a zeal while up to your neck in sewage. Nothing quite like it.
Not one of the high points, I suppose.
Wait, weren't you about to ask me something?
Before I ask, gotta admit, you do pretty well with a sword.
Good. One pointer. Don't expel your left flank when you dodge.
Oh, I know. Terrible habit. Can't seem to get rid of it.
I'd hope to find someone in Novograd who could help me to do so.
But... don't you dare try to dash well with advice.
Already admitted you're not here to give me access.
Came to ask about your rhetoric, Teter. Dandelion.
Rhetoric Teter, good boy. That is why Papa hired him, but not at all what the Bard had in mind.
He mostly played his loo to the sand for us. I believe he thought he was looming.
I mean he wasn't, but you had some sort of relationship.
If you call him chasing after me a relationship, then he's gonna have nothing between us.
I mean good for her, because he was a cheater on her.
funded our expense. But enough chatter. Stand and fight. I demand a rematch.
Now go stand in the corner or you'll all...
Guess you'll ask me...
You'll never learn.
Why bother with two swords when you've been barely have a sword?
It scares me!
Oh shit, she got me!
I mean, if it works, why change it?
private lessons I mean probably get like a sword or something out of it right
can't really refuse a request from a lady what are you two lovebirds my love
birds I like Jennifer you asked about my relationship with dandelion well here's
the mix-ups mastermind. Oh, the identical, oh I see, the identical points.
I was left to repel the aging Bards at Mansys.
Aging? Wow!
I was the best of intentions, you know that.
I felt you needed help taking the first step.
You blushed every time he sang a ballad.
What?
Sing at your funeral if you don't stop it right now.
Wait, so she didn't like him?
Ladies, calm down.
No poets with two sisters.
Ladies, let's calm down now.
Listen, I just want to know one thing.
Like Lordy or something at this point?
And I might have.
I mean, is he still for what I do, sister?
I would never spend time alone with a man for whom you burn this sword.
Passion. Burn with passion.
But what who cancessently praise is another woman's talents?
Afraid I have more sense than that.
Oh, that's a good answer.
She's smart.
She's not falling for his own horsingry.
Ampley and I can be different lately.
Notice anything strange?
Strange?
Not really. It's no use, Gerrit.
She's so enamored, she'd hardly notice if he turned into a werewolf.
And now, what?
You maybe pretend she followed convention.
Remember when he took us to the cemetery?
Rhetoric lessons in a cemetery.
Unusual even for dandelion.
We set out to visit the graves of celebrated oxenfield professors.
He ended up quizzing us about Margre Penkel.
Who?
Excentric old Coot.
Died recently.
He'd apparently been an important and generous patron of the arts, as a young man.
What are two young Nilfgaardian aristocrats doing in Novograd?
Dying of boredom.
Papas a diplomat.
He also has many business dealings in Novograd.
He's a member of the trade corporation.
Takes us along everywhere he goes,
and must then find us new tutors in each spot.
And so in Novograd, the task fell to the poet dandelion.
Rosa's Petrion.
What?
Edna!
Petrion?
That sophisticated young ladies like you know a bunch about politics.
We've picked up a few things.
What would you like to know?
How's the war?
Wonder how the war's going.
Any outcome looming?
Papa says much depends on Radovid, and on who captures Novograd first.
What's Novograd got to do with it?
Free city. Never taken sides. We still have a conflict.
Oh, even children know Novograd's home to the world's largest fleet.
And they say the city's treasure is in bursting with enough to equip two armies.
Emperor continued to push north. Courtyards must be ecstatic.
His confidence must be. But Papa says that's not likely to last much longer.
Why not?
Papa says the war is disrupting trade, and people are tired of financing the Emperor's adventures.
Changing subjects.
Who dandelions sing about? Know anything about her?
I believe she's a poetess, or Tabaret's.
Very skilled and exceptionally talented, of course.
This woman. Not a local, right?
I seem to remember him praising her melodious, cavery accent.
She sounded jealous.
Uuuhhhm...
Errrrr...
Convincing this your thing where you learned it
In the time and place house here tomorrow
So soon see you master Richard
Our sisters like she's hopeless
Alright, back to Zoltan.
Goodbye, ladies.
See you tomorrow, I guess.
Why you come to me?
Excuse me, ma'am.
Alright.
Ow.
Ow!
Why the googly eyes? Got a case of the bloat.
I didn't look at anyone.
Sorry.
I can't help myself. I must just shove random stuff here.
I'm sorry I was just passing through sorry
got the courage to repeat that slander to my face readily you are a mutant a freak a
A useless relic of a bygone age that should be burned like a withered branch.
What's his fucking problem?
Ooooooh!
Oh he's scared now, puffy.
Is he the fucking keyboard warrior is what he is?
My jackass got ten experience for that work. Yeah, fucking mug the shit out of him
Oh
My dear friend
Nice as bird, huh?
Hi, I'm back!
You ready to support me?
I'm sure I'll just stop talking any deeper.
Zoltan, I meant you to say I'm made
without trouble turning that owl into a parrot.
Sure, you know me that well.
Not once should be played in Gwentwil as an emotion.
So play Gwent with us?
Can't wait to see that!
I'm tweaking! I'm tweaking!
I do like Gwent.
let's hear
You're an old that's so basically his name and he actually sucks
Or maybe he didn't know that for a reason. It was like you films in the night
Women on my list hadn't seen down the line a while. Why do they like him that he's been acting strange
Also mentioned he'd been seeing someone else. Hey guys mystery woman wasn't on my list. What she is
I suppose it's the lake that it does.
Blonde from Coveyre.
A troublemaker named Kevin Neddard or something like that.
Ah, he's a cleanest crystal.
It's Priscilla.
I must be honest.
We'll use this priscilla.
A troublemaker, like you said.
Like popular and weak.
But you'll die in the light when a pair of kids
get the idea.
Interesting image.
So basically he likes her because she looks like him or she's just another bard.
Oh she's another bard.
Oh I see, I see, I see.
No matter the tones you performed lately at the Kingfisher.
Mean we've been sentenced to an evening of poetry?
Must you always? This'll be too poetry, get it out. You'll see.
He's also at the Kingfisher Inn.
Another drift out from Tamellia.
Yeah, my fucking way, asshole!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh no!
Ah!
What a beautiful game!
Excuse me, everybody.
This is the man I don't think I've been, which means he's in deeper with cars I don't
have.
Actually, I think I have talked to this guy.
The kingfisher?
Where'd you get the name?
He must have downed the garden to come and drink it.
The kingfisher preen, then fell into the tree.
Notice?
Yeah.
Also, another one about Princess Annie.
He drowned in the river Fanny.
Yeah, no, I'm kind of a sock-suck.
Anyway, the Kingfisher welcomed both of you up the rope and arms.
Some of the brightest stars in the literary family before you came.
What are you serving today?
Um...
Yes.
Hell yeah, I got my cards.
See you later.
Oh after sundown okay I need a pass time.
Okay, 8pm you cannot do that now.
I
Ah, here already. Come on, let's find some arse lists.
Should stop soon
A female Chester
Oh bard our outfit just confused me
That was rude.
Her tights being different colors made me think she was a jester. I don't know why.
These scars long have yearned for your tender caress To bind the fortunes down what the
stars and rend my heart open, then your love profess a winding weaving fate to which we
We bugged the time you flee
My dream come in my name
You're sent very stu-lo-lick sweet
To drink raven-locks and twisted stormy
Of violet eyes glistening as you know
The wolf I will follow into their storm
To find your heart, it's passion-displaced
By I ever growing, hardening into stone
Amidst the cold to hold you in a heated embrace
Youthling, my dream come the morning
Your scent buries tart lilac sweet
To drink of raven lux and twisted storming
Of violet eyes, bustling as you lean
I know not if fate would have us live as one
Or if by love's blind chance we've been bound
The wish I whispered when it all began
Didn't order love you might never have found
You flee my dream come the morning
You're sent a heavy star like sweet
To dream of raven locks and twisted stormy
All the violent eyes, listening as you leave.
Wow, that's so beautiful!
Oh, that was about Yedda for right?
But how?
The lilac and berries and raven hair and purple eyes
Wow
What a song people were literally crying
Silence
There's a war on. Some die.
Oh, please, argue this out elsewhere.
Squabbles and rows again!
And I was told this was a decent distance.
If I know Geralt, he risked his noggin to save someone else's arse.
Save you, say. Be murdered, folk.
Don't let him provoke you.
There's the door. Settle this outside.
Come on. Oh, God, it's her!
The beautiful singing lady
The best lead we've had so far
The permits me to introduce
This year's persona
No one also has caled at you as lovely as she is talented and this is Garrow or Virgina
I know dandelions told me a great deal about you and I've listened with baited breath
Don't be surprised after all doubt
I could think of a more faking subject for a baller than a witch's love for a sorceress or should I say?
sorceress says oh
There's a good reason I don't pour my heart out to Bards they always battle as you just demonstrated
Besides giving you the details of my affairs to dandelion mention his own plans where he
might be going splendid very funny truly so see you later
come with me there a reason for all this sneaking around an excellent one when
last I saw dandelion he told me he was planning a heist
Ziggy Rubens though
Maybe he got arrested
Rufin what's he like told fat
Dangerous as hell
Limpiness gay left leg sounds like a lame rock troll if trolls would devilish the intelligent and had a flair for crime
Yeah, I'd agree
I'd sooner expect him to choose a life of celibacy.
I wrote the papers away at the buzzer floor once.
I made away the next three nights of worrying about it.
Any idea what got into him?
He had dad's name to pay off.
Dangdu's helping someone.
Urgent matter that couldn't wait, you said.
This someone, Dandelion, mentioned their name.
No.
But if I know dad it's
As he failed to mention a slender waist in ample buzzer, oh
So she sure you know is he's uh how he is okay
Let me guess
Attempt that heist was a failure. Well, he's not driven up in a gilded carriage lady with jewels
So I should think so I've asked after him everyone. Oh, right. Yeah, this is the sister
Yeah, yeah, I learned only that he raised a ruckus at horse and juniors lair
Horsesmen chased him all over town.
Horseson Jr. is a ring of bell.
The biggest prick in Norway, grad.
Wow, so he was telling other girls that she was his sister.
And what did he do to you?
Not a very good guy.
He's one of four bosses who control the city's underworld.
The others being Siggy Rubin,
Carla the Cleaver-Varress,
and the King of Beggis.
Now, that's cool.
At least they didn't cross the church as well.
I'm not a vulnerable institution and it would be a deep learn
Okay, I don't like it's all that's alive and the lion's rescue
Yeah, the pain is salary whoever he is. I sincerely doubt he's in the mood for jokes
No, I'm relaxed. I'll get him out of this gotta talk to this horse. I like that
No, I might find them. I don't know what
Now I'm very good-bye!
Well, guess we gotta go save the lass.
I'm level 11!
Excuse me.
This ugly ass armor, I know.
I want a new chestplate so bad.
You know what actually it's broken right now. I haven't been to a
But it's so much better just for just for a while till I go to a black
So much cooler anybody there open up what I had what I had
I can't play that game again and try to beat it.
care tell them girl to Bolivia wants to talk to them one of bed
I'm so sorry. Please wait.
Seek your room and cordially invite you to join...
and happen.
The meeting is in the baths.
We will pass through the dressing room so you can read your comments.
I knew we were going to get all of this fam-mulled.
So predictable.
You're undressed to put your clothing in the dresser.
You'll host 1536, thanks for two months.
Oh god, I'm naked now.
I think it's great that they built this amazing innovation in story era.
I thought I thought I was serious
What in the book?
I know
Main game is what?
Thanks on tier 3, Oaf
Gentlemen
Good to see you again.
As always, I'm out of the swiveling loop. Who the fuck are you?
Not your fucking business, asshole!
None of your business.
Your friend got a death wish.
Ha ha ha! No, just short on manners.
Which isn't exactly the sophisticated urban types.
Got intruders. Someone just snuck inside the bath house.
Several men
What the fuck's he on about plowing fortune teller?
That's not things!
AHH!
Please no!
AHHHH!
The fuck?
Bloody hell.
I fucking knew it.
Any weapons tucked away?
Just a few.
Come on, free to us.
I know, I was thinking the same thing, I was like, can they just, oh wait, wait, wait,
they aren't wearing the, oh shit, they aren't wearing the broken cloths, I wasn't wanting
to towel.
I
Like a fucking guy
I'll get to the bottom of whom why and how they were horse unscumbed that's the bottom
of them are right there don't start that again especially not in front of our guest
Hi, Al. I'm Geralt.
Who pranced in right before the attacks? Coincidence?
Why do I doubt it? Let's give him a chance to explain.
Not gonna introduce me to your friends.
Good thing happens, not here. He'd turn the hide on my ass for being so rude.
Francis Bedlam, you know, but then who's not heard of this patron of the fine arts and supporter of entrepreneurs of limited initial needs?
He's got a naked woman tracking all his chess.
And the dwarf's color is black, and the dwarf's color is cleaver.
The color of the next tape.
Like, what the heck?
Who are you, Reuben? Disappeared for a few years there. Only till we appear here in Novograd.
Oh, I've been here, then. Spent some time in Zeracania, much of that.
Hmm. What did you do in the desert?
Sort oneness with nature. Magical place, really.
But I miss civilisation, so I'm back.
I'm to plant roots in Norvergrad, become a respected citizen.
Who knows? Someday, maybe even a town council.
I'm looking for horse and jean.
Horsens.
Interesting.
What do you want with him?
Junior's gonna help me find someone.
Horsen's not helped a soul in all his miserable life.
I'll ask him nicely.
See, Cleaver?
Perhaps if you'd not called Junior an Uncle Fokker and asked him nicely, it'd have showed up today.
Gentlemen, you have your fucking minds. A chat session. Horse Sun's out together and he'll
succeed eventually. We've got to kill him first. So by all means, you sit here, soak,
fart, and watch the bubbles rise. While I send my boys to Horse Sun's hidey holes, they'll
make some noise, flush the bugger out. And you, Cheerio-Trigo, what a good-
He actually want to find horse on find me first
I need to find horse and now looks like I gotta get to him before cleaver does cleaver won't find him easy
Junior's good at hiding. He's got hasn't smiles
Look at the time
Good luck in your search, Witcher. I'll pull on you tomorrow Francis. That guy is some really bad tattoo
So how about we get dressed sure sure? He had one of two people freaking in private
Ramesh that was never thought I'd be glad to see the man responsible for my
If you're any cleaner for it gotta say it was worth breaking your ankle
They heal poorly. Can you believe it?
I'm a-soaking in hot water at least six times a day now.
Six times a day?
Turning back, they bloody pounds like the bells of Bo-Claire at dawn.
Sorry to hear that.
You're sorry? Well, consider it resolved then.
Now, mind showing some added compassion could mean a miraculous recovery to me.
Listen, Reuben. No, Deekstra. Just not remove your code game's password to another bullshit.
I'm here on specific business. If you want to listen, listen. If not, then why do you spare me your widden through me out now?
Uh, what's the harm? Talk?
I think Cleaver will find Horsel.
He might. He might not.
But he'll burn down half the city train.
What waste?
Leave him to it, I say.
Work alone.
Any ideas?
Juniors got areas of the city where he's strong.
Penetrate them, look around.
But be discreet.
None of this speed and fury of swinging your steel cock about.
I will put my sword away.
Okay.
Pretty clear you and Bedlam don't want a war with Junior.
Why?
Let me tell you what I told King Vizimir time and time again.
War doesn't solve any problems.
It breeds trouble.
Trouble you then have to solve by other means.
Make no mistake.
Someone's behind Horseman's actions.
I'll not end him until I know who.
Your partner's aware of your past?
They know you're Sigismund Dijkstra, former head of ordaining intelligence.
Cleaver, Bedlam and Junior.
Well, I'd call them our partners if we'd built a mill to grind flour for the folk of nearby Hamlets.
But we just need to stay out of each other's ways.
Agree from time to time.
That doesn't make us partners.
Do they know who I am?
Was.
Bedlam, sure.
The others most likely suspect, but we just don't talk about it. No need to.
Hmm. Makes sense to ask around, I guess. Junior might be in hiding.
I'm still pretty early in the story, right?
He's got a good quality income. Couldn't afford to cut himself off.
Gambling. That's his big earner. Junior controls the largest casino in town.
I'll never forget it.
Super early?
I got percent you think.
Raised all kinds of high old hellow ones.
But the bet lost his Ruby ring 25 and there's the arena in the city's bowels betting scheme
Ten years much as the casino
Suppose you could always search horses house, though I doubt you'll find him there. Maybe some clue though
Where's juniors casino
We got a casino!
Can we make games there?
Some wet gambling perhaps?
They're knowing your profit game, oh my goodness.
Maybe I should do some like, long witcher-only shows.
I feel like I got to get some chunks out of it or uh...
I might be playing it still when other games come out.
I don't know if anything interesting is coming out super soon though.
See if I can't find Horsen at the casino or the arena.
Might talk to Cleaver as well, though.
Do what you will.
Just be cautious.
Horsen's expecting payback.
I've no doubt.
Thanks for your help, Dexter.
Just go, witcher.
And if you can't find the slimy bastard, come and see me.
I know him well.
I'll figure something out.
Oh, well he sounds like he's having a great time!
Okay, there's no way he's dead. There's no way he's dead.
I don't even know what that fucking means.
I mean...
Seems accurate, right?
Yeah, a lot of people don't like dandelion.
I'll get paid on top of that, right?
Nothing for free, yeah?
Did you bargain this hard when Emma wanted to hire you?
Emma?
No idea what you're talking about.
Who's that?
You are the worst liar I have ever known.
Glad I don't need you to win a poker game for me.
But we've chatted enough.
Yeah, I'll pay you.
Oh, serious dad.
So, can I count on you?
And that feels like ages ago.
Maybe I can help. What do you need?
I'd rather show than tell. Pictures worth a thousand words in all that tribe.
Ah, and you do realize if you say anything about what you see here to anyone
it'll mean a razor between your ribs.
Figured as much. As if you could do that to Geroge.
One last request. Oh, let's call it what it is.
A command. Don't draw your sword unless I ask you to.
Okay.
I
Be so kind as to follow
I
Visit horse and juniors arena
Oh my god, I'm overloaded again, bro. I forgot to sell my shit
It's fine please I pick up in one weapon I've overloaded
Whoopsie
Oh, Bart! Not again!
Bart!
Bart, stop that! Now!
Bart, oh!
Bart!
Bart makes you lose, Jonathan!
Oh, no!
Don't, Chad, Bart!
He gets the world world change that!
Bart, huh!
Bart, less thinking!
Bart, sadness!
Don't seem to have trouble communicating with the troll. Why'd you bring me down here?
Take note of that hole. We'll come back to you later.
Okay.
Wah, Cougar Slayer! Thank you for the tech, you kid.
Thanks, Cougar Slayer. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Cougar Slayer.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
of my gold and all the lightest stuff and you
Fine I'll help you. You're not exactly bursting with enthusiasm
Which are mutations they strip us of emotion. I'd be jumping for joy otherwise
All right, I'll look around but first some questions
I'm all ears.
Anyone see what happened?
Other than Bart, no.
And the vault's location is known only to the treasure's co-owners.
Well, and the thieves.
What about upstairs?
Anything unusual happened in the bathhouse the day of the break-in?
No.
Happen swears it was calm as ever.
The usual customers, no incidents.
Bloody bucolic.
Take it, the thieves got in through the hole behind you.
You're a regular fucking master, Sleuth, and the other brilliant deductions you won't
confirm.
Yeah, maybe.
Bloody name of Redania's king?
No, but I am wondering for instance how that hole got there.
Oh no. Moon. Hold. Bad looks won't go. Bad looks no.
This is how I feel when I read the entire one title.
Bad tunes. Bad forms.
Bad mushrooms. Bad mushrooms. What's that about?
Potsmold. The spores are highly toxic. One whiff when you're dead. Unless you're a trod, that is.
Yes. But... but... true.
Not talking to you, dimwit.
Oh, be nice to Fort! Fort's nice.
Oh, spores. They cover the walls of the sewers of the side of the vault.
Actually thought it was a good thing, you know?
A bit of extra protection. Thieves found a way through it.
But, you see them?
But, you hold.
Once the boom got what...
Breathe, shooom.
Sleep, go.
Jaffon, go.
Oh, no.
Bad girl.
It's not your fault.
Now, now.
Stiffo-Bully.
Boom. Can you elaborate?
Boom!
Big!
This line!
Oh, that's pretty big. That's pretty good.
Oh, elaborate. Explosion. Big enough to blow that fucking hole in the wall.
Separate the vault from the sewers.
Gotten pretty good at communicating with this troll.
Lots of prior experience. Worked with idiots my whole life.
It's not an idiot!
What happened?
Oh no.
And then if you took what came most of the time, oh, oh, no
Died to pull him out. Then I heard a bubbling. Thank you crawled out of the water
I value the lives of my men. I do
Me own even go to zero zero four five take it for the five gifted. Thank you colt
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Mine describing this something that
No, it doesn't mean a counter
Well, air in the sewer is thick with spores.
You can hardly see a thing down there.
Must have noticed something. Was it...?
No! Didn't notice a fucking thing!
Didn't do a taxonomic field analysis either.
I know it's an inconvenience to you,
but I felt I should get the hell out of there as fast as I could.
Should look around the sewers. Got any more of that pop sanded out?
I have a few vials left. Got the formula too. Disgusting swill to be honest, but it'll save your life here.
Max, you're not to thank me for, literally. You're not good to me if you suffocate.
Listen, I'll be upstairs if you need me. Sight of this empty vault's giving me an ulcer. Good luck to you.
What the hell if you got yourself into it just curled out something inside
I've seen to convert
No, I talked to Bart. Hey Bart got a minute
No
I love some rocks.
I mean a minute to talk.
You mean...
but nice.
One more time.
Can we talk?
Seeky you like.
Talk me with.
Something suspicious happened before the robbery?
Substitious.
But no understand.
Something not normal.
Something strange.
Maybe you saw, felt, heard something?
Yeah.
But here.
Like a piece of his.
Yeah.
His thing.
Yeah.
What kind of hissing was it? Like a snake?
No. A piece of order. Not animal, all that.
Right. So, like what?
Like...
Rock?
Rock hissing.
I see. Thank you.
The hissing. Where did it come from?
That...
His heel...
In a tree.
What?
Well...
The lavatory
Let's change the subject
It's okay
He locked you up alone underground. Don't get bored down here. Not much to do.
When but not much to do. But think. Gods.
Don't much look like a thinker. That's mean.
What about if you don't mind my asking?
Does he play Gwent?
Rocks.
interesting imagine he's fucking cracked at point thanks for your help so long
no no no so long long long long oh sorry I didn't mean to get in the way
He's just charged right into me.
So do I have to take the, oh, I see the poison clouds.
OK, I see, I see.
That's great.
Explosion crumpled it like a piece of paper.
And there's mortar on the bars.
So it was in place at the time of the explosion.
Last tore it from the wall.
No traces of magic.
This was no spell.
It was a bomb.
Now, why am I not finding pieces of it?
Could be the current swept them away.
I didn't go any further without taking that antidote.
I'm clear over here.
Must have been one powerful blast.
Okay, antidote time.
Where is the, where is it?
I don't see it in my potions.
Oven hour, tawny quest items.
I'm not seeing it.
That's already on your quick bar.
Oh, you're right, it is. Okay.
Holy fuck, I'm too fat again.
I need to sell my stuff so bad.
I got a new shirt though.
even better than the one that was broken please don't be ugly. I mean it's not as
good as the one I was wearing before, but at least it's not as ugly as the last one.
I will take it. Oh god. Hello!
Oh, should I waste them?
I
Nice.
Dang it, his corpse is all left down here.
Poor guy.
Easy peasy
Your wish your senses
Bottom of a container silver cylinder most likely rooms etched in the bottom
It's warped by the explosion bomb art must be
Smells like why?
Caramel caramel down here time to see Dexter
Gold coin. Trey Elaine's here. Dandelion must have loaded the treasure onto a boat.
All right, well, let's get it back now.
I'm going back.
There's Bart.
Oh, bye Bart!
Can we talk a bit more?
Bart, talk with me!
Nothing more to talk about with Bart.
No.
Long.
And the bathhouse is cleared out.
No one's been here since the uh, the attack
Got a minute I do what do you want?
Done examined every nook of the sewers near your vault well learn anything
Bits of treasure dropped out of the crates, left a clear trail, you know, like the fairy
tale with the crumbs.
Another one, ansel gretel burning witches, very fitting for an overbrad.
Trail leads to the river where the sewer that's out, breaks off there.
My bet?
the treasure until it won't yeah a cart drawn by sewer apps does seem unlikely and since boats
don't leave trails it amounts to a book or seems to me a bomb blew the wall open look
bottom of a silver cell it wasn't colored in red it wasn't burnt interesting any idea what it
I
Kind of thought Bart did it
Nor am I
Just saying what I found on contain sugar. Let's think sugar would react violently to sulfuric acid
But not so violent it's a cause an explosion
I didn't know you were versed in alchemy.
Gabbled in it a bit while at Oxford Academy.
But this is no time to reminisce.
You're to find my treasure, not write my biography.
What about it?
There's nothing else about this bomb. Anything at all.
Bob went off inside a drainage pipe embedded in a vault wall.
But the grave at the end of the pipe was in place when the blast happened.
Meaning the bomb must have found its way into the pipe from inside the bath house.
Exactly. Might have gone something like this.
Perpetrator started emptying one of the pools, then dropped the bomb down the drain.
The bomb flowed down with a runoff, came to rest on the grate,
and to quote Bart, Big Boom.
Drain pipes are only promising lead.
We just need to know which pool it's connected to. Yes.
Atman keeps a record of guests. Should be able to tell us who used that pool the day of the breaking.
You've not done badly.
Feel honored to be acknowledged.
Oh, that famous sarcastic friend.
I'm gonna stay.
Really?
Hmm.
About as much as I've missed a knife in the knickers.
These sarcastic, too.
All right.
You inspect the pools on the right.
I'll take the ones on the left.
Holler, if you find anything.
Nothing interesting here.
Ow.
That bit my ankle, sorry.
Something floating on the surface.
What it looks like.
That's suspicious.
Silver lead.
Matches the cylinder bottle I found in the sewer.
Dextra, come here.
Ow, she keeps buying my...
Go something?
Bomb parts
Happen, Drainpull 4, and bring me the guestbook. Chop chop
By the way, what about Happen?
Could have overheard you mentioned the vault, has access to the bathhouse whenever he wants.
Happen has numerous flaws. His pompous, pretentious, can be a real prick sometimes.
Ironic as that may sound.
But his loyalties beyond question. How can you be so sure which is no their monster?
You trusted Philip I'll hot ones to my baby toe
But I didn't pull filibrile heart out of a cabiri prison the night before her execution the heck is her problem
Let's see what's on the bottom
Grades been removed from the drain, meaning they flushed the bomb down here.
Appan, who used this pool the day of the break-in?
Let me see.
A mortal height, town councilman, Yosef's spike, brewer, and Margrave Henkel?
Henkel?
That's impossible.
Impossible.
Why?
All cooks been eating dirt since last winter.
Couldn't have been here the day of the breaking. He's dead
Not surprising the Honorable Margaret croaked in a brothel decked out in leather laundry
So the family held a hush-hush funeral, but I have my sources
Yeah, yeah, so would you find that out?
Oh, yeah, get a good look at it. Oh, no
You really pass by on the way in so you didn't see Henkel you saw an impersonator
Think for once, they scooped out your balls, not your brain.
And you, Garret, start looking into this.
Hey, be nice.
Gotta ask me nicely. I'm not one of your delivery boys.
Pardon my tone. I've grown accustomed to ordering folk around and barking as I do it.
Fine. Where should I start?
Henkel's home. Derelict townhouse south of the main square.
You might happen on some trace of this scoundrel we're looking for there. Well off with you
Oh pressure so nice
nice. Yo Viper, thanks for, oh sorry, Viper, thanks for 26 months.
Meow.
Yo, play as fast as Creed 4 Black, Vlad, thanks for the gift and um, thank you,
Looks more like a beggar's humble than a more grave townhouse and a lion needs an interesting friends
Search the house using your witcher senses. Well, I can't even get in
I supposed to break the board down
Smockron, thanks for 10 months
Footprints.
Use ARD.
Oh, I can blast it open for now, do that next time.
Punch the chair, I'm bad.
Yeah, yeah, I'll remember to sell my shit, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'll remember!
I will not forget all these lootable bookshelves with my full-ass inventory.
And off we go, girgy time. Thank you for the prime.
A letter. And a bottle.
A wine from your birth year.
It's absolutely excellent.
Starting bouquet, you absolutely must try it.
But afterwards, please place the bottle back where you found it.
Your heart here.
Found it.
Could be dandelions, or series.
I don't know these flowers were worn.
The footprints go that way, so I'm going to check to look over here.
Oh wait.
There's a lot here.
1245 to 1254. Satisfying click in the next room over I think.
I'm sure you're going to get it.
Oh, Dora, hopped open.
It's a good room.
Probably where Dandelion and his cohorts planned the heist.
Ah, I forgot to do-do.
Siri, Manga is following me.
He has seized the treasure.
He has Dandelion.
You must flee.
I'm not good.
Instructions on how to build a bomb signed by one calc stain.
Sugar and the loss of a substance dipped in Weyver Noil.
Potassium looks like they made the bomb here
The wild hot I got a book stain why are there no
I got a new sword want to see if it's better
Shit I just picked up a better sword
It's a silver- Okay, both wait.
It's- Wait, it's better than the other one that I got, but the other one that I have is more slots.
So I could slot something in.
Let's make that one better.
I may have broken into your home I decided we could use someone who knows a bit of magic
The runes on the bomb, I'm absolutely dying to know what they mean.
You're dying to know too, Trace?
No, just here for the corner.
Ah, Marygold playing the cynical materialist. I love it.
In truth, her ideals brought Trace here.
She needs gold to save her colleagues.
When I recover my treasure, I'll be in a position to help her.
Simple as that.
Speaking of which, and pardon my post-lairs.
Have you found out who fucking nicked my gold?
Father Trace for nothing. No point examining the bomb.
Because?
Because I already know who mapped your treasure.
Commander of the Temple Garden, Caleb Minger.
I still think I like Yennefer more than Taurus.
Your coin steps to come with a sign of revenge.
Geralt, would you be kind enough to tell me what you've learned?
I'm terribly curious.
I mean I want to be honest, I think maybe it's because I met her first.
I don't know like I'm always like oh, and then I don't want it. I don't want to change
Know you well enough to know what matters results
So I lied. I'm loyal
Forgive me girl, but after what you just pulled I'd sooner believe a whore who proclaimed her undying love
Would you believe a sorceress who stands to gain you get your coin back? Perhaps I still prefer the whore
I guess that's not always true because in a dispatch I like to visit gal more, but you need more blazer first
But I only did like blonde blazer more because I didn't like how she was kind of floaty while she had a boy in front of me
No! I'm done with you!
So, what now?
Maybe pay him a visit. Ask where he's holding my gold for me.
So we do your dirty work while you sit around twiddling your thumbs.
Darling, when I'm able to make use of someone, I always do. It's convenient.
And safe. Come on, admit you're scared of me.
Of course I'm scared. Bloody dangerous horse, son. Trish would concur, I think.
Not in those words, but I do agree with the statement overall
Do you think Bart could crack her? What kind of question?
Doubt Manga will admit anything movingly. Bart can do whatever he wants in Bart.
Look, I hired a witcher and a source dress who've been through so much together to get this done
What's our past got to do with it? A great deal
Bluebirds will jump into the abyss for one another, suits my needs perfectly.
Namely, it greatly increases your chances of getting out of the Hunters' barracks alive, with my treasure.
Information's out of date.
We're not-
Yes, I know!
You party the week after the summer to block the wind,
and the woods near where the Lixella flows into the water.
But you know what they say.
Well, Yennefer was his first love, right? Awkward.
I didn't have to disagree so strongly.
Put yourself in my shoes. What would you have said?
In your shoes, I wouldn't be worrying about what to say to Dijkstra. At all.
But we've strayed from our topic. Got a treasure trokler.
Tris, got to tell you something.
And the Danieline!
Dijkstra's gold. It's the last thing I care about.
God as much. This is about Siri, isn't it?
Manga's got Dandelion locked up somewhere, and Dandelion saw Siri.
That changes everything. Listen, meet me at midnight by the chapel of the Eternal Fire,
west of the harbour. We'll figure out a way to get into the Hunter's Barracks together.
All right, see you there, Emmy. Thanks.
I have an idea for what game you can play after which of that channel.
What game is it?
What game should I play after the witcher?
Play Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag?
Oh that was cool, she disappeared apart.
I was gonna say, I realized I completely forgot about that date that the sword fighting
girl asked me on.
I just never showed up.
She was like, tomorrow?
I was like, yep.
It's better tomorrow.
I just, I never would.
I mean, it's a game. I can probably take the quest anytime I want, right?
She'll wait.
I thought you're loyal? Yeah, that's a good metaphor. That's why I'm going to think of course.
Obviously.
Sal? Oh wait, you're right.
Ah! Hi, Ketter!
Mr. Cheese is here!
Let's walk again to this end.
Nah!
Is this someone's house?
Moikis
Oh
How to get to that that cellar? Oh, well, this is awkward
I'll just find another one, I guess.
Over here.
Oh
Hi Cody, thanks for 52 months
Leave him alone stay back you'd be sample guard on the come up
Call me a admirer of law and order
I had a mistake coming to this town, man.
You are making a mistake.
Face is dirty.
Leave him alone.
And if we don't...
Be a brainwash!
This man's not worth your efforts.
His shop's drowning in debt.
You all right?
You look like a pauper.
I think you differ.
Not even a wife of a debunker.
My apologies.
Fairly well.
I, uh...
Go go brush potatoes
Go home merchant and try not to come around here anymore. I will I mean I won't I mean both yes, thank you, sir
Wait, buddy. I sell my stuff to you. Don't go anywhere
bro
I'm following him
The whole point of me coming here was to sell my shit
I'm stalking you. I'm following you
Why are you flying oh he's coming down
I'm going all the way over there, please.
Please, just let me sell my stuff.
Stop!
Need something sharpened
Oh
She plays Gwent what do you have on offer?
Well, he's got a way better sword than what I have
Shaz buy it sell my stuff
I have better pants. I don't even know this. But are they ugly? That might be why I'm not
where I'm selling the fucking diaper pants. It's a huge waste of money. True. I'll probably
just get get another one that's better for free
CORE TIME!
Wouldn't mind a few rounds of cards.
Ah, Oof, thank you for the five!
Thank you, Oof!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh, I hit the sub goal!
Thank you!
Thanks, Oof!
On Smoke Stack Lightning 57, thank you for the 10 months.
Thanks, Oof!
I appreciate it.
I kind of don't want the other cards.
Right, I was hoping to get a Spire and Dummy.
This is kind of ass.
I might lose.
I don't have any of my fancy cards.
Oh, he's boarding already?
That's another thing, I don't have my board.
Oof.
I mean I can clear whether if he passes per half- WHAT IS THAT?!
Draw?
Drow?
Some of them cannot admit defeat, some keep fighting from beyond the grave.
You should just pass, man, just pass.
Oh my God.
My guys, I think it's kind of over.
Welcome to Foray and can't sleep thanks for being live.
Hello! Thanks Mike in the UK.
There's another horn! Oh my god!
I think it's Jovert.
Hi Shatter!
Shatter! Shatter!
He's peeking up from behind my desk.
Shatter!
I'm trying to get a picture to show you guys.
Shatter!
He's not doing it, but...
Oh, he passed.
Let's fucking go!
Okay, I can- this one where you pull it from the deck, okay.
Oh no.
Come on, man!
And...
It's clear whether or not the mystery thing is out of cards.
Maybe I can get one of my, like, teamwork cards or whatever with my, um, healer.
Okay.
This actually might be one of them, I think.
Oh, it's a tie!
I won!
I can't believe this!
Dude, I thought it was so fucked with my thumb!
Pull all those monsters out of his deck!
Holy shit!
You need something sharpened?
Reefful?
No.
I don't care to do business with shit web players.
You know the other merchant to sell the rest of my stuff.
Oh my god! Evan! Thank you for the 20 gifted!
Thanks Evan! Thank you so much!
Thank you Evan!
Wow, I can't believe I won that! It's crazy!
Oh my goodness! Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Oh, she also plays Gwen!
out there.
Hi.
Um, this is a cell, uh, brooches, unused saddles.
Let's sell this crap.
I mean to complete a quest, but if they're on the other, those that mean I don't need
them anymore.
Can I just sell it then?
Sell it then.
Sure there's a sell all junk tab or button.
I don't see one.
Yeah just sell them.
Okay.
Hopefully I don't need those.
All the crafting things are zero weight.
Hello, Gwen's time!
I'm in high spirits right now.
Oh, it's this guy.
I didn't even notice.
Okay!
I might just get rid of my other cards
Siege experts do I have siege cards though? I have one I
Kind of want to just get rid of my siege experts
Fuck
Spy? Spy is fine.
Okay, okay.
Look at three random cards we were opponent's hand.
He just spied on me.
Um...
Loki, I kind of want to pass.
Maybe I'll just play my other cards to make him play cards.
Yeah, I'll just make him burn cards, pass because I use my spy, and then be strong for
from two rounds hopefully. Oh he gave me a spy okay nice. I'll take that up play it and then uh pass.
He passed. Uh actually go ahead and play this then.
another spy play that fuck it okay okay wait I could even what I could even hold
Hold on. Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on!
Oh my fucking god!
So awesome. Okay, I have one more now. I can go all in this time.
I don't have my clear weather now though, and he might have a frost card.
So I have to keep that in mind, I think.
Holy.
I don't have my fog card for that guy.
I might be celebrating a little bit too early.
I do still have the card, let's me draw one from the deck, from the discard pile.
Oh fuck.
Can I- is my um- can I look at my discard pile?
I can get my fog card out of my discard pile to fog his, um, archer row.
I might do that later.
Now, only units.
Oh, only units?
Oh!
Only, okay, I see what you're saying.
Fuck.
That's really bad. I might be cooked actually.
Okay, new plan.
I'm gonna dummy pull one of my good cards out and pass.
Let's pull out the...
That's it.
Yes.
Why would we do that?
Ooh.
That's fine.
We're fine, he used a lot of his strong cards and he used his frost as well.
I'm gonna have a crazy front line.
As long as he doesn't have like an incinerator or something crazy, but I don't think that's
even this.
Yeah, as long as he doesn't have an incinerator or something.
Why, why do you do that?
Hi, Motsa.
Are you okay, teeth?
He has another tech cost card!
Why'd he do that?
Hi, Motsa.
Are you okay, teeth?
Here's another 10 cost card!
What the fuck, man?
Oh, another dude, this guy's got crazy cards.
I guess I have to go for the high cost.
Oh!
All right, this is all I've got.
But they're 12 each now.
He actually had a scourge! I can't fucking believe it!
How the fuck was his- how the fuck was his last part of the scourge?
Oh my god, I can't believe that. Play me again, posty.
Welcome!
The game of Gwyn.
Yeah, Sylvan Gwyn, thanks for the ten months.
I can't believe that.
Holy.
Alright, we'll take that.
What was that? What did that do?
Look at three random cards.
Yeah, if he has Scorch again...
I think he doesn't have any spy cards.
I might just take some like cards back and let him burn stuff and then...
Oh, man, I don't know what to do.
I should not have run all in.
That's how it looks, thanks for the 11 months.
I don't got shit.
Oh my god, there's no way.
I'm 78 so I can pull out one car
If I pull out
This is so fucked
Oh my god.
I pulled a dummy.
so fucking dumb so fucking dumb fight me again
Okay, no one actually I
Don't need the rain card against this guy in theory
Fuck no spies.
Okay, like, what the fuck is this?
Oh, I got a horn!
I still have my clear weather.
Okay this is great. This is great. This is great. This is great.
Uh, I'm gonna save my frost for later, just in case I need to clear weather him fucking up my backline.
Okay, here's the plan.
Trebuchets!
Oh, he wasted clear weather.
Or maybe he's out of cars.
Look at random cards, okay? He knows what I have.
I mean, I have to play this! I mean, I still wouldn't even if he plays Rain.
Oh, he has the same thing! Ha ha! Idiot.
I
Spine for oh wait
Wait you're three pity system
thing is it? Is that real? The piece is done.
But now I can meet her here at midnight.
Wait, that's new.
Wait, what?
Oh, holy shit.
It's a 24-point clock.
Glad you're here.
Listen, take a look at the building and it does not look good.
Meaning you could use a bit of paint and spackle?
I mean it's a damn fortress.
High walls, guards at the gate, armed men everywhere.
We could never sneak in and fighting our way in won't work.
would have had plenty of time to escape.
What do you suggest?
A little more fiend.
Take these shackles.
Put them on me.
Oh, man.
Trace, show you want to do this.
Out here.
So freaky.
This might come as a surprise to you,
but shackles do have uses outside of the bedroom.
Think.
Why is he smiling?
I got the fucking freak.
They won't just open the gate for you. They're likely to let you present her to Manga personally.
No way. Too risky.
Den-A-Lion's life's on the line. Series 2. No such thing's too risky.
Triss, think about it. Really want to walk into the lion's den of your own free will? And in chains?
Yes.
No. Can't allow it.
Nice of you to worry, but I've made my decision, and I won't change it.
Fine. Let's say they take the bait. What then? We go in, I put a sword to Manga's throat and ask him where Dandelion is?
Might not work. Manga's come, but you have to admit, death doesn't scare him.
Always found that annoying in fanatics. So we gotta trick him into talking. Any ideas?
Uh, maybe tell him you have information about the lodge, or about Philippa.
Even better, he hates her most of all. You'll think of something.
Wait. I want to thank you.
Come on. Anyone would do this.
No. Not anyone.
Stop. It doesn't be fit as sorcerous to blush.
What about the treasure?
if we learn anything great if not thought you need coin from geeks to help the other mages
true i do lots of ways to get gold though it's just not the most important thing now
all right let's get the fuck out of here still got a bad feeling about this but tough let's go
No.
Geralt, remember I can take care of myself.
What are you talking about?
The hunters. They won't treat me like a lady, but I'll survive.
Might hurt a bit, but...
Ciri, she's what matters. Do what you need to do, no matter what happens.
Can't promise that I'm still asking you to all right
All right
what do you want here for my reward the alpha for a witch recognize who I got
it's Triss Marigold there it goes coming in oh is he
the
discussed well well
these things look so stupid
giving up drowners to sources
pays better
is cause they do more harm
what's a drowner do
fully up fisherman from his boat but the witches
they made a king's scheme
Start wars don't forget turning your cows milk sour straight out of the utter
You're done jesting merry gold for good
You gotta keep it cool for the plan
Hands off
We have to stick to the plan, right?
Not so fast.
I handle the mega himself.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta keep it cool.
We don't know what to do with this witch.
What? Go, you bastard!
Volgatoes got no place being such a pretty mouth.
I guess we'll have to rip it out.
Hey!
You're not gonna do any ripping.
Keep it cool!
If I were you, I'd learn something interesting.
For instance?
For instance, where for the Baha'il heart's hiding?
I'll get you for this, you-
Shut your mouth, Ginger-ho! And you spit it out! Where's Isleheart?
Don't talk to her that way.
No, don't be a simp. We have to stick to the plan.
I thought I made myself clear. I'll only talk to Manga.
Manga don't talk to the likes of you.
Well, then you be sure to tell him I came by with my friend Mary gold
Fine grab her and come with me, but be sure to stay up close
the plan
Arthur
not you not him play it so well you're still well we'll take a finger now
three that ought to get me singing I'm now bored you think it is to stick to
the plan I think we gotta stick to the plan right do what you want come on
Which show you the wonders of how the players can work. You'd be surprised
Not really gonna take her fingernails are out are they Jimmy mad at me I
Believe I told you not to let anyone in unless they have information
information concerning Philip the Isleheart. This witcher says he's got just that.
Anyone can climb that.
I mean, she's Trish. She can just beat them up, right?
Nah. Let's go for your ring finger.
Yeah, she said it'll be fine. She said not to worry.
I'm stressed now, though. I hope she...
But it's not that easy to bring us Trish and Mary go.
Or is that her?
You say we're here.
Very well. I'll go see her, surely. But first, let us talk. Sit. Sit.
Have a drink, witcher.
I'm sure they're just taking, like, one fingernail.
Tell your boys to leave Trisa alone first.
First, not a chance.
The bitch must howl.
But I've tried to be polite.
Oh, did I fuck up?
Oh, no.
Oh, I fucked up.
I should have stuck to the plant.
Damn.
I started getting nervous.
I was like, oh no, I don't want to be hurt.
Oh, the simping, bro, the simping one.
I hear them screaming!
My shields are supposed to be this slow, are they?
Do I have to upgrade numbers some shit?
I'm sorry, Tris!
Wait, what are we fighting?
Oh my god did I fuck up I shouldn't have said so hard
She is now!
Do you think she's going to be mad at me about her favorite nails?
Ow!
I'm stuck!
Yeah
We eat some dumplings
Be in about tourists I've got shot
I
Damn it
I thought that your finger nails really caught!
Watch your bitch.
Blitzhawchers sword, let's see if any of these are better.
Oh, what the...
Oh wait, this is...
I got a better anti-human sword.
Somebody help me!
RISK HELL!
What is wrong with you?
Get out of here!
I even lost the red barrel, what the fuck!
It's not stupid!
All right, this time for sure, third time for sure.
Third time is the charm.
Oh wait, we're actually going to force this time.
I'm in here and fight me like I'm mad!
All right, I'll just stand in there.
Set the burp calendar.
I
Supposed to be this tanky
There's more?
Where are you going?
Where are you going? I'm right here!
Jesus.
I hope your fingernails are okay, Tris.
Well.
Fallen Tress.
Well, well, well.
I think that's all of them. That was close.
What happened? I thought Manga took the bait.
No, he didn't. Sense Dread Alpha was all the front.
We should search the office.
Maybe we can find some documents mentioning dandelion.
I'll search his body. You search the room.
I'd start with the desk.
Okay, I guess there's the desk. No problem.
A letter! And a holy tome!
Caleb, I have new instructions regarding the organization of the next execution.
When you're ready to meet, place your holy tome in the dropbox located in the column of the eternal fire altar in the southwest corner of the bits.
We'll meet at the usual spot, do not tell anyone where you're going, and bring no one with you!
Burn the flood after reading. Yummerluck.
Property of tail of menja, may thy flames cleanse my thoughts. May thy temper my heart.
Or may they temper my heart. May all that is evil burn and vanish into smoke.
May all that is good be warmed by thy fire!
May the righteous flock to thy light like moths!
May the wicked flee from it like beasts from a burning wood!
I'm from Doodoo.
Siri, if you're reading his words, it means you've solved my riddle.
Sylvanas, thanks for three months!
It means you've solved my riddle, for which you have my congratulation.
It also means you have not yet been caught and are still in Novigrad,
Which worries me greatly. I do not know exactly what he did on Temple Isle, but Menja is furious and will not rest until he captures you.
Skins you alive, and burns you at the stake. And now that he's got his sanctimonious paws on Jikstra's treasure, he can hire enough men to search every home in the city thrice over.
I am a doppler, so I'll be able to hide, but you must flee while you still can. You're doodoo.
PPS don't even think about trying to break Danieline free from men's clutches, it's impossible.
But knowing our friends will wriggle his way out somehow, at least I hope he will.
PPS, forgive me for not burning out of contact with me, but A, you are too flee, remember?
B, Melotelli guards those who guard themselves.
Yo, cheese!
Cheese, mage, thank you for the five gifted, thank you!
Thank you, cheese!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
W5, thank you so much!
Something's so annoying.
Thank you, thank you.
The key to a vault.
A key?
Here. Give it to Deekstra with my regards.
I found a letter to Manga from someone important.
important a spy I think take a look
drill boxes secret signals yeah strong
stench of spy craft here this agent could
know more about dandelion that he does
letter explains how to signal for a
man just Justin thank you for the
two gifts that they do maybe Dexter
can help
He knows everything.
Everything.
I think why is her finger bleeding?
Oh, is it?
I mean, she doesn't really seem upset about the torturing.
Is she?
Key to a vault, no address.
I do a doubt this will make Dexter smile.
Wow.
It might keep us safe.
Oh, my god, her whole hand!
Breaking our legs for failing to fulfill our part
of the body.
Leaning glasses half full.
of something strong that helped.
She doesn't seem upset.
Be glad to.
You know why? Now this is my fault.
I feel terrible.
I am sorry, Tris.
I have failed you.
It is because I love another woman nearby find a way out
Not sure.
Find a way out.
I'll just leave this right.
That's not.
Oh, you want your butt slapped?
My arm's tired already.
I'm sorry, Motsa.
Where do I get out of here?
Oh, she's waiting for more.
Alright guys, how the fuck do I get out of here?
Door?
Find the way out it needs me right here nearby
Hello
These are the barrels maybe
What like this oh
That was a good idea, but I don't think that was it.
Oh, saying that it's in this area to get out.
What?
Come here out!
What is this shit?
Oh maybe the window.
No?
It's not skinny enough to get through the window.
Unwocked! Wow!
This is where we split up. At first, let's burn this shack down.
agreed we've left too much evidence yeah but I also need to blow off some steam
listen there's one other thing I want to smack your ass like a drum not here
so definitely not now come by later when you have a moment I'd appreciate it
all right we need to get out of here
I don't know why she likes that so much.
I'm free.
Did I just like blast through this?
Hey!
What did I do?
either soon
well it's like when I pet her the normal way she'll eventually after like five
seconds get bored but why is get out of the way we stop following me already
he loves the butt I will soon as you tell me when my treasure is me and
manga didn't see I die how badly badly I suppose that explains the smoke my treasure
is not in there is it burning with the witch hunters didn't see it anywhere in
20 tons of gold is hard to miss you mean to say you've come to me empty-handed
first off you came to me second I do have something in my hand the key to a
a vault that I need to find on my own you've not made things much easier for me give me that
that's all you're gonna say no right remark no scintillating joke
you want to knee slap but I'm gonna tell you ready you lied to me again
What?
You knew from the start who locked me.
But you didn't dare to share that information with me.
No, I didn't.
But I did deign to help you find your treasure.
So stop moaning.
I just do not, Geralt.
You abused my trust.
I can live with that.
This time.
Yes, you'll live.
And now, time to settle things.
Not a threat.
Quite the contrary.
You helped me Witcher, so in spite of everything you've earned your reward,
I'll take it you've still no idea what happens at Andri-Lion.
None. Found someone you might know though. A spy, I guess. Signs his name, Yammerlach.
Found a letter of his. Just one problem. It only details how to arrange a meeting with him.
Makes no mention of where.
A ruined house in Far Corners. Give the signal and he'll show up there the same day just before midnight.
Thanks for your help no need to thank me just paying off a debt I always do you
know even to liars and the final humble plea don't try to fool me again ever
Okay
All right, lady
Why are there so many uh, monies of the night walking around this town?
Oh, I don't know, I'm wondering.
One upon a time we'll see.
At this point I'm trying to hit all the pedestrians on purpose.
Oh
Must be the drop off the signal I should show up in far corners before midnight
They set midnight yes, Sarah. Thanks for the four months
Hi, touchy, thank you for the time gifted
This question, the patients play such a long game.
I like games.
Do you like games?
I mean, if it were a long game, I hate it, I wouldn't have patients play it.
But I don't hate it, so.
Like, crimson desert, well, I was getting a little bit frustrated with crimson desert.
I know what people say, but, you know, I only have so much time in my life, but I rather
play crimson desert or 100 games of league.
100 games of league, obviously.
Now just to hide and wait.
find a good place to hide and wait for the spy after I do that.
Behind the door. Best place to hide. Classic.
He's so smart.
Oh, Tris.
Tris, how do you know to... uh, Dextra, huh?
None other.
I couldn't resist.
I really want to see this through to the end.
I couldn't resist really want to see this through to the end perfect place for a trist with tris
Ceilings collapsed mold on the walls mouse droppings in the corner lips almost pucker on their own
He's coming hide
It's time
Drop him! Get him!
Mangan. Indisposed. Very Indisposed.
I don't know who you are, but you're in deep shit right up to your nostrils.
You're in deeper, I assure you, but answer our questions and we'll help you get out.
The answer to each question will be the same. Sod off.
Leave her a while, asshole.
Why?
Not enough?
Shea, what's your excuse?
I can say it, Miss.
No reaction.
You must be thinking this can't possibly hurt any worse.
I will kill you.
Enough!
So, you're gonna talk?
Yes! Yes!
Just tell me what the fuck about it!
Here, carry on, city.
What do you work for?
I won't say. No way.
I don't know that.
Run away.
I'm running.
I won't run away.
Red Manga hide secure from treasure.
Arm the cloak.
You realize one word and you'll have a pick.
Yeah, but y'all still say I don't know a thing.
Just not making it think.
I think he's telling the truth.
Looks like it.
You're proud of it. What did he look to gain by helping Manga?
He seeks to clear the field.
Before he arrives.
Makes sense. He's going to take the city he needs to sit down.
Bastard. He'll pay for this.
We're looking for Dandelion. We know Manga captured him.
What?
What does it mean?
A fucking monster!
He's not a sensor for the sky!
It's not your funny sign looking with mine with magic!
Dude, he's still going!
You're a miserable sat like that!
Get to the point.
He's still going! Oh my gosh!
The dungeon beneath the shrine.
The cemeteries planning to execute him in Oxford Fert.
Positively spectacular.
Afraid you'll have to call off the show.
How can we free Dandelion?
Those who laid Temple Isle do so only on their concerns.
If you didn't person her, dammit.
We'll find it. I have an idea.
Tell you later.
Enough. We've learned everything we wanted to.
Glad to hear it.
We're going to kill him too?
Either he dies or anyone is going to die.
Don't kill him.
We're electrocuting him in his man's heart for like 10 minutes now.
Case, play, and game.
Jesus!
How do you feel?
Case... cruel.
Vile. I could go on.
But I need to get out of here. Now.
Go home. Bathe.
But you didn't even kill him.
I killed myself to oblivion.
Yeah, what's up, Steezy Wizard? Hello, hello?
Walk you home?
Not today, girl.
Not today.
But...
There is one other thing I wanted to talk about.
So...
Mind coming by later?
Manga's dead.
True, but that hardly marks the end of my trial.
Oh, Sass!
Forty months! Hello!
What's up?
Said you had an idea about freeing Dandelion.
Yes.
We know he's on the island.
And he'll stay there until Manga orders him transferred to Oxenford, right?
Problem is Manga's dead
So no one else knows that
He could have escaped the fire. He could reappear
Him or someone very very similar a doubler
Mm-hmm your old friend due to Biber veldt impersonate the halfling merchant name
Dandelion claimed he seemed more real than the original so much so Vivaldi gave him a loan of several thousand crowns without batting an eye
Yeah, except dude who's in hiding right now
The seller might know something though
Oh by Tress
All right, I think I am done here for tonight and I think I'm probably gonna
take tomorrow off too but if I do I'm doing sub Sunday well I'm doing sub
Sunday either way even if I stream tomorrow. You know Dave boy thanks for
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Indeed.
Thanks for our great stream, Emmy.
Thank you, Fire Rush, you guys.
Copa Filos, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, well, if you're new, don't forget to follow the stream.
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Yes, sometimes six.
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I will most likely see you guys on Sunday!
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I hope that you have a lovely night.
Okay. Good night, guys. I hope we had a fun time hanging out.
Alright. Goodbye now. Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
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Now what's on your mind?
How should I begin this?
I guess it started when you were with me
How'd you ever live until you had to get
Dating from within the room
When I was playing with your head
Did you ever make you come?
Did you ever make you cry?
Do you know what I'm saying?
You're mine and it's all together
From the southern part
You don't know what I'm talking about
You're mine and it's all together
From the southern part
Everybody, you don't know how long it's there in future
I wish that it was me, I guess it's given us a lot of time
But I've got a future, I guess it's with still imagination
And that's gonna make countless more
I'm scared to say that I'm everything in the game, but you treat my thot
I tried to stand in the middle step, but they get the sweat off of me for no reason
With your finger in my mouth, and the sound with leather jackets in the ground
You should hear when you're coming around, but it's just us wanting clothes
Who can't wait till I get down?
I swear we're not making it honest, until I do for those songs
I don't think just me and half the millions desire to be careful and distraught
I'm an undercard
I'm starting to suspect you don't even tell me to lie
You think you're so young
I wanna run, dance, but I'm not allowed to
Well, you may not have any questions, but I'll leave
I'm a little joke, so never mind
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
I want to break down, I want to break down