you
I'm just busy and all that, you know, you're just saying that, are you going to get that, what's that supposed to mean?
I've been busy and all that
You know you're just saying that
I'll do all these methods
What's not supposed to end
I am falling in love
I was feeling you are
I am falling in love
Where's the feeling?
Are you falling in love?
I don't mean anything wrong.
Because if you're falling in love,
what's your feeling?
I want you to know that I am ready to go, heartbreak, I'm hoping through.
I want you to know whenever you are around, I can't speak, I can't speak.
I wanted you to know that I'm ready to go
I'm ready to go, I'm ready to go
I wanted you to know that whenever you are around
I can't speak, I can't speak
you
You
You can't talk, you can't go
Cause they got a body like a
Man, we're all trapped like animals
I'm not meant to be like a boob
We're both a trap for it
We can go on, we're free
Saving our fools on a sunny beach
We're alive, we believe
But time and time, memories
We're young, we're free
Saving our fools on a sunny beach
I couldn't wait for you to come and get your covers
And now you're gonna leave me nothing but a sign
And I'll be waiting, and I'll be sitting, waiting in between your lower arms
Because I miss you all the time
So get away, and never let me out
If you want this song to know, and let it so go
Can I do some control?
Let's start a new world
Turn away, and never let me out
Hello?
Hello guys, happy Sunday.
Hello, hello.
How's everybody feeling today on this fine Sunday?
It is it is sore Sunday, you know, whatever you guys want, I guess, call it whatever you
want.
Oh my goodness.
Yo, Triploski, thank you for 14 months.
BXSero, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Palindriol, thank you for the prime.
Theos.
Paragon, 10 gifted subs.
Tell you, Emma.
Merrifield, thank you so much.
O5 gifted.
Hypnotize Eyes, John McHero, Elms, Rob Christie, and Zepanda. Thank you guys for the resubs.
Hello. Yes, it is about that time. It is that day of the week.
Yo. Hello. Hi, standards. Yes, it is true variety of gaming day. We all egg, we all egg.
over seer thanks for five months natural 041 months thank you huge w hoping
for Celeste today thanks for 29 months at Celeste is on the wheel I'm pretty
sure hopefully my internet's not too fucked cuz I have to download most the
games I think it'll be fine yeah I think it'll be fine
Hello guys, good morning.
Hello.
How are you guys?
Yes, we have a nice, nice big wheel for today.
With lots of games.
I think it'll be fine 50 up and down.
Well, it's a little bit better today, but it's still spectacular.
Thanks Fire Rescue guys.
The kitties are great as always.
I don't know, guess it's Demont's.
Your night full day, thank you for the five months.
Macha!
Oh yeah, okay.
Oh, she's already screaming.
Macha!
Look, she's here!
She's here!
She loves being on screen.
She loves it.
Oh yeah, so good.
Oh my goodness.
So fucking cute.
And then Shatter's just being a bum sleeping up there.
As usual, he's just hanging out.
I have Pokemon on the TV today.
I'm still letting it autoplay.
I'm just leaving it on autoplay and seeing what it plays, and now it's playing Pokemon.
So I was like, yo.
Okay, sure.
That's cool.
Whatever you want, I guess very awesome. Yes, she sheds a lot
Marta
Just want her to love me bro, they hate me
Burned peanut cosplay for the 80 and T12
Why would I cosplay a diff a different competitor in the tournament?
Hi, Emmy wouldn't that be like saying I want them to win or something?
Bandy thanks for 30 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Francis. Thanks for six months. Hi
Hello, hello
Alright, shall we do some gaming today?
Stop
Ben Tam, thanks for the two months waves. Hello. Hello very excited for the sub Sunday games
Okay, let's get this shit for him.
Yeah, very chill.
Yeah, MOHA fan, thanks for 37 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright.
Let us do this.
Yo genius, thanks for the prime.
Alright, Windjammer's 2, I will have to purchase this game.
What about low effort cosplay? You could cosplay Northern Lion without problem.
I'm not shaving my head bro, I've never heard of this game before.
Great beard, thanks for the 6 months.
Let's see.
Windjammer's 2.
All right, I already have it actually
Okay
But I would have to install it
All right first game of the day
First game of the day, okay, let me look at this wheel because I haven't really gone to look at it yet
I'm hoping that today will be the day I play deadlock.
I just can't justify playing it right now when I have so many other things I'm supposed
to finish in practice, so.
I also would like to play horsey game.
Yeah, there's lots of good games here today.
Very very exciting.
Oh yeah, also.
Um, oh, that was fast nice on I think Thursday. Let me check
On Thursday, I'm gonna be doing a
Golf stream with Senate and soil
They asked me about doing that and I said sure thing
Whatever you want
So we will be doing that yo undead thanks for the 11 months
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Is that AT&T day away? I thought AT&T was Friday. Let me check. You might be right, actually. I'm out of fucked up.
Oh, you're right! I'm sure they could do this to her. Or how's this game going? That should
They usually stream way earlier than me anyway.
Is this volume good?
33%.
Good?
Butter?
Okay.
You just popped my eardrums! Frick your eardrums!
I would still like to trade a fucking fake face for a smile.
Oh my god! What's ahead?
Whoa! Ask me how thanks for 21 months!
Anonymous, thank you for the 100 gifted! Holy shit!
Thanks Anonymous!
What the frick?
Thank you Anonymous!
Who did that?
Why? I'm pressing any button. Maybe it's controller. Oh, it's controller. Okay. Thanks Anonymous!
Okay, Chris, thank you for the one year. Okay, so there's online arcade versus training.
Let's do arcade, right? This is a pretty easy thing.
You got Jay Raposa, H-Meta, I'm going to be this guy, oh wait, I'm kind of blocking everyone.
I kind of like, oh wait, H-Max is Canadian.
Oh, okay.
Brazil, Japan, France, the UK, Italy?
I don't know this one.
Germany, America, Canada, China.
Yo, one Twitch, thanks for one year.
I don't know this one, I don't know this one.
This guy just a robot.
I'm gonna be America guy.
I should have picked China.
Okay. I don't know if there's a tutorial I skipped or anything.
Okay, I'm on the left.
So what the fuck am I-
I lost! I dropped it. Yo, I am T3. Thank you for the 45 months.
I shall
Okay, new key. Thanks for the five months
This gaming day is I lost my dash or anything
Fuck
Yeah, it's like tennis, but it's saying a plus be oh shit. He caught that shit
I'm getting fucking mogged.
I have four more points.
Okay, one more point.
I'm winning 15 to 13 what I want how the fuck crazy come back I lost I would
Holy shit, I don't know what I just did.
I catch these.
Oh my!
I win.
I would
Okay, it might be first of 15
If so, I am oh, I can okay, I can dash
Holy fucking mom I win
America baby
I just noticed everyone in the background isn't fucking the Teenies and shit.
Next round, we're going to the Junkyard.
Yo, P.E.K.K.O, thanks for 37 months!
It's the beach.
Oh yeah, sure.
Change difficulty.
You're right. I'm bragging about winning a play that got fucking easy and I'm still getting scored on
I don't know all the controls man
I just started playing
Fun
Yeah
beating GPT version point one bro all my fucking god this morning I asked someone a
question like someone that I do like work stuff with basically I don't say
who I asked some a question like hey can I ask you but like can I get help with
this they sent me a fucking shamelessly they sent me a copy paste chat GPT
response. Like when I asked them, it was like a tech question, like, oh do you think this
piece of tech is good enough for this? They sent me a coffee paste, chat GPT response,
emojis and everything. I was like, oh my god. And I was like, is this, is this chat
GPT? They're like, no. I just uh, I just wrote that all myself in five seconds. Okay. It's
It's like the more toxic way of basically saying like you could have googled this yourself,
I guess.
It was specific to this person, so I was like what the fuck man?
Gosh.
No, it wasn't Jacob.
Oh shit, yo chaos, thank you for the 10 GIFTED, thank you.
I'm about to just say who it was cuz I don't think they're gonna care anyway
It was fucking tips bro. He's sent me a giant wall
I asked him a question about Starforge computers cuz I need another one or something
I was like, oh is this computer good enough for this? He sent me a chat GPT reply. I was like, I'm sorry
I don't think you can, I was like, come on, what the heck?
Classic tips.
Fun.
Swagging, thinking for the four fricking ears.
Oh my god.
Guys, I'm losing!
Oh no...
You know what? I got acting hard mode.
Continue.
Oh, I just found it, okay.
Oh my god, okay, I'll put a hard mode on
and I'll check the controls.
I just, I've just been walking and pressing A.
Manual, basic, moving, sliding, jump, oh you can jump?
Jump, straight shot, lob shot, curve shot, toss, smash.
Drop shot, slap shot, power toss, powered disc,
charging, super cut, bro, what is this?
Super spin shot, roll smash.
I'm just gonna press all the buttons, man.
I think I got it, this is fine, I got this.
Javier, thanks for three months.
I'm going to be the China guy this time.
Yeah, I thought I was assumed that this game would be super simple.
I was wrong.
My mistake.
Oh, long.
OK.
Round one.
Bro, we can see half the game PLS gets smaller,
or move less than three.
No!
I lost!
Why do you can't see half the game?
Do you know how fucking fractions work, dude?
Yo, Citron, thank you for the five gifted, thank you!
I can't see the game!
Bro, he just...
He just spikes it on the ground, okay, so in easy mode, they just use the a button only I guess
Oh my fucking God
I know what the fuck I just did. I just pressed everything.
Watcha bitch. Okay I can win, I can win, I can win. It's close but I can win.
Oh my god, no, no, I dashed for in everything
What's up?
What I'm getting better
never mind that's need to not you know one bad day one bad day thanks for the
11 months oh my god there's no way okay I need four to catch up
What the fuck was that?
Andrea, thank you for the gift sub.
How did this happen?
Alright, one more.
Yeah, I noticed that the characters do have different abilities.
You know, I'm gonna do online.
I feel like that was one of those games where no one plays this game except for people that
are like, disgusting like they have like 500 hours in it.
Wait online players won!
You think that's me?
It's probably just me, right?
I'm probably the one.
Okay, never mind.
Never mind.
Yeah, I think it's just me.
Let's play Beach.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
What an owl.
Oh my god!
I just want you guys to understand, this game is fucking hard.
Like, what the fuck is that?
I scored zero goals this time.
I used my special and he caught that shit like it was nothing
Finally!
Reaper, thank you for the 5 gifted in-car gamers, thanks for the sub
Oh my god, dude he keeps, to get the five points you have to hit it right in the very
middle.
He keeps doing it!
Like, game set!
Oh my god, your Jordan thanks for the three months
Well, I almost had him
I'll try media
I'm a new dude. It's not it's not my fault
You know we believe thank you for the five months
He has one eye and I have one brain!
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god, I'm walking in.
JARO! Just let me score!
All skill. All skill.
Yo kevs, thanks for the 14 months.
Finally
What the fuck is that?
Which character is this?
Is this the America character?
Oh, I got the five points.
Watch it, bitch.
Okay, one more, one more, and I win the round.
Whoa!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, God, okay, I need one more set, one more set.
Ain't no way.
Okay, we've canceled both our old shots.
NOOOOO!
I'm so sneaky!
Smoking snake bastard!
Oh my god, yo, E-Bop, thank you for the seven months!
Hi, Amy. Hope you have a good day today.
Thanks, Hazary!
You too.
We're all about to lose.
Oh my god. Yo Ross, thanks for 43 months.
He's got ult. I'm so- oh five points!
Wait, we're tied! We're tied, we're tied, we're tied.
I'm so bad. Oh, he has ult.
Yeah, I think he still has ult.
Hey.
We're tied again!
I actually did it! No way! Oh my god!
That was crazy. Man, this game is hard, but it's fun.
This reminds me of a lethal league. Kind of.
Oh my goodness.
rooftop
at the top at my toe
down to
the
such fucking okay and of course now the five point ones are on the side
less than three right away
Emma, thanks for six months.
Red Bull Athlete, but can barely even win a glorified Game of Pond.
Sash.
Game of Pond!
Okay, you were saying, I just scored five points.
I
Holy I got him. I got this. I got this. I got this walk it
I think I just wasted my all I don't know what the fuck I did you know Sam the man
thank you for the gifted sub ha ha ha noob noob I just downloaded this game
I am a new but I'm proud
Oh, they're coming.
Woo!
I touched anything for the 10 gifted!
Woo!
Okay, one more set, and I have my ult.
Okay, we're tied.
He has ult.
I got it!
I'm gonna hang a bit
Oh, I just need to not speak every time I start speaking when I play a game. I just lose
I'm shutting up forever
I just say
It was going so well.
One more.
Let's do...
Tiled?
That's the first girl character I've played against.
Oh
Shit I don't know where I thought that was
Three points I
I jump. Wooo!
Jave, thank you for the floor, Mont!
Oh my god, she caught it.
It's so fucking free!
What the fuck did I say about shutting my mouth, dude?
What is that move?
Let's go!
I can't believe I'm the only person playing this game on Steam.
It's definitely not a bad game.
The competitive scene is dead!
Final set.
Oh my god.
There's five people playing it right now.
Oh, well, I'm one of them.
Fuck!
I'm losing
Let's go okay, what a ball
Oh fuck sudden death, okay
What?
It didn't even let me grab it!
Oh, it's so dumb.
Oh my gosh.
Crazy.
Okay, next game.
Oh my gosh.
Ridiculous, dude.
Trash?
I mean, that was such bullshit, dude.
Oh, no. Okay. I think I have to buy it. Oops. Hold on one second.
Alright, we are gonna play Five Nights at Freddy's. I feel like I've played this before. How do I not have it in- I don't know it.
I don't own it.
Okay.
I'm opening it.
Yes, oh my god, you guys know I hate scary games.
Come on, man.
Alright.
It is installing.
Although, I mean, I've obviously seen some gameplay of Five Nights at Freddy's.
It's not that scary. It's not that bad.
Jamjar, thank you for 19 months.
Hello. Hello, hello.
It's not that bad.
Does the boy seem okay?
Clearly not.
Let's try 46%.
Yo Nick, the mechanic, 18 months spooky diplomat.
Thank you for the gift and Lyon.
Thanks for 14 months.
happening game it's broken
Now why does it look so damn small on OBS?
Hold on.
It crashed.
Ranma!
Thanks for the 10 months!
Let's try this.
Is it good?
Three fast birds pizza, family pizzeria looking for security guards work the night shift,
1 am to 6 am.
What?
Does the game close when you press escape? I was trying to close the laptop.
What the heck?
You know, Zordy, thank you for the gift sub. It does?
I mean, I guess it is a game from 2014.
I
Want to do that and so for there was a industry standard I guess where's the fucking phone am I blind?
Well, oh
oh wait oh wait no I'm restarting I did not I didn't know that just canceled the
whole call okay six time reopening the game here we go
I'm not stalling! I'm just looking up! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh, I'm waiting.
No, you taught she give the stuff to Freddy Fazbear.
Thank you.
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in your first night.
I actually worked in that office before you.
I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact.
So I know it can be a bit overwhelming,
but I can tell you there's nothing to worry about.
You'll be fine.
So let's just focus on getting you through your first night.
Let's see, first I have introductory greetings from the company that I'm supposed to be,
and it's kind of a wishful day, you know.
Welcome to Friday, guys.
Where's Pizza?
It's a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
Guys, where entertainment is not responsible for damage, property, or person,
upon discovery that damage or death occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days
Holy, yeah, she's just going on and on.
Why's my power going down?
Oh, quirky?
and children and you can show them a little respect. Right? Okay. So just be aware, the
characters do, can't walk or admit, they're left in some kind of a real world.
Mr. Yepperton over here, huh?
Oh, real for you.
The servos walking up the intercom for too long, they used to be on the walk right during
the day too, but then there was the bite of 87. Yeah. It's amazing that you live on anyway
without the frontal lobe, you know.
Now, it's really your safety.
The only pure risk to you is if I watch you there.
If any, there's a lot of things here.
You're Cypher and Nancy and you want to stop them.
I don't think Cypher will recognize you as a person.
You'll most likely see you as a middle-end new skeleton
without its costume on.
Now, since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza,
you'll probably try to forcefully stuff
stuff being inside of Freddy Fazbear's suit.
Now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't built with cross games,
wires, and electronic devices, especially around the facial area,
so you can imagine how much of your head unfortunately
present inside one of those, because of the discomfort and death.
The only parts you would like to see the light of day again would be your iPhone
So, I don't think I've played this game myself, I didn't own it.
But I've obviously seen some gameplay of it, and I've known things like the bite of 87.
But I don't actually really know what I'm doing.
Okay, so there's the fucking duck, Chica.
Emura Clap, good show.
Good show.
Emura Clap.
You're not real thing for the five months.
So like how do I know when they're on their way?
I know I'm supposed to manage my battery life a little bit, but...
So, um...
Oh wait so someone's coming do I have to
There's someone in the hallway!
Do I have to wait till he's closer?
Yo Captain Chef, thanks for 49 months.
He's just chillin' there.
Is that Bonnie?
Close the door?
Really?
But they're not...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I feel like I'm a run out of battery.
I don't really know how to manage it that well.
Gold.
Not yet.
I haven't been checking the other side.
And no one's coming down the other side.
Ah!
Oh, I know they're gone!
Okay, they're gone.
Is that another one?
Okay, 4 AM, I have 2 more hours!
0, 0, signature 23 months!
Happy almost 2 years!
Oh, here's something.
Oh, she's back!
Oh, it's Bonnie a boy!
Hello?
Will I hear little footsteps when they're approaching?
Or do I just have to time it?
Go off of Foxy, thank you for the two months.
Sometimes.
What's going on?
Why did the camera stop working?
Oh god!
Okay lights off
He's gone don't look behind you gold Lazarus, thank you for nine months
She's on her way
Oh, I hear something!
Johnny Rappel, thank you for the prime!
She's putting it back!
Oh, I made it!
The cycle was taken, thanks for the prime!
good grief I'm alive
yeah wikin yoda thanks for 47 months night to I hope you're having a good day
I'm having a lovely day
It's on your way, right?
Oh, oh.
Well, if you're here, listen, you may be made too.
Congrats.
I won't talk about it long this time, so spreading the spread is different before I actively
wait for progressives.
Turn the fan off?
Can I turn the fan off?
And if you get those cameras while I'm talking, just to make sure everyone's in the top of the place, you know.
Interestingly enough, you bring yourself to the top of the stage very often.
Uh, curtain comes off more accurately than dark though, so hey, I guess that's one more reason not to let it go, right?
Uh, I also want to get the side of the importance of using your door lines.
There are blind spots in your camera, and those blind spots have to be right outside your door, so if you can't find someone or someone on your cameras, be sure to check the door line.
You might only have a few seconds to react.
Not that you would be in a danger, of course. I'm not a fought man.
a few seconds.
I'm hearing things move.
Game.
Game. My game crashed. I did not press escape, I swear.
Hello.
Scorpion, thanks for three months, and Zul'thera, thanks for 37 months. Do I have to restart?
I'll continue, nice, okay.
Calator, thanks for 38 months.
I will tell you what happened.
Hello? Hello? Well, if you're here to listen, you may have to get to. You know, congrats.
I won't talk quite as long this time since spray and spray is technically for more active
I
There's blind spot happening to the right outside your door.
That was so fast!
If you can't find something or someone or your camera, be sure to check the door line.
You might only have a few seconds to react.
But, not this would be in any danger, of course.
Uh, not...
Of course not!
Also, check on the curtain at Pirate Poe for time.
The character in there seems to be unique in that he comes...
Okay, night two
You have to love him to make them not move, but then I'll run out of power won't I?
I heard something
Maybe she's leaving?
The nest up looking at three like that.
I should probably be checking more
than just the four closest cameras, right?
I'm a little nervous.
I'm scared.
Oh, I heard something.
Did you leave?
What?
I'm trying to open this door back up.
Bro, go away!
What is that?
I feel like I hear footsteps, but I don't have a lot of battery power left already!
Do I hear singing?
I hear something!
Hi, it's Freddy Fazbear.
Please leave my establishment.
Oh, God, thanks for four months.
I definitely hear things!
I hear like ice cream truck music right now dude.
Mikey, 16 months!
Someone's coming.
Bonnie!
Why is it always Bonnie?
I feel like I'm gonna be waiting for Bonnie on the left and then something's gonna jump
me from the right.
I heard something.
We're from the middle.
Go away.
Oh, hello, Chica.
Oh, oh no.
I gotta click anything.
Please.
Help.
I gotta go.
I just want to check if Bonnie left or not yet.
Okay, I guess I'm not supposed to do that.
Try this again.
Bonne.
Thanks so far, Shirley.
I can beat Night 5.
I have not seen any of them besides Bonnie yet.
No phone call this time.
Are you guys missing?
Do each of them do the exact same thing or sell them harder to deal with than others?
Oh god Bonnie's gone too.
Something's rummaging around in there.
He's the hardest one, makes him harder.
Macaroni bear, thanks for five months!
Fuck I want macaroni now.
I'm going to try to get up here.
Bonnie's here, no sign of Chica yet.
Can- can there be ones on both sides of the door at the same time?
Yo, EE, thanks for 59 months!
Thank you!
I think he's here. Oh no he's not. Oh, Chica's coming. I'm scared.
Crazy Koala, thanks for 35 months.
Oh my god, they're both here.
Did Bonnie leave?
I heard footsteps.
I think that was Bonnie leaving?
Okay, yeah.
She's not there!
Oh, is she leaving?
Oh, she went back.
Alright, yo, thanks for 7 months.
I mean, let her run me.
Hello.
She leave? I think she left. I don't know, they could just side of leave.
Zephyr, thanks for four months. Finally some good games.
Wow this is better than the League of Legends, are you crazy?
I'm just kidding!
Still hearing stuff. Darling, thanks for four months!
They're recently halfway through.
Oh, hi, buddy! Is he always looking directly at the camera? Oh, Bonnie's coming back.
Bonnie loves me, bro.
Bonnie's always coming down to my office.
You got the Easter egg? What's the Easter egg?
Oh.
Bonnie's coming.
What? What is this?
What does that mean?
And we're halfway through, Ram.
Why are the cameras all the way right out, I'm scared.
What does that mean?
Oh, hi Chica.
the fuck is what is golden freddy
two hours
Hi Bonnie.
Yo gentlemen, thank you for 95 fucking marks.
And Crouch, thanks for 10 months.
And you're moving.
Bonnie might be out there.
Is she leaving? Okay, sorry.
Oh! Oh! Shit!
I'm gonna do things for eight months.
Did Bonnie leave yet?
Oh, she did.
Her key, sorry.
I'm saying that.
She can never came down.
Oh my gosh, oh thank you for the five gift, thank you!
Thanks, Ove, and Twisted Season, thanks for eight months.
Wait, does this change?
It's like wires that are fucked up.
Why the cameras go out, what's that mean?
I did it. I think I've probably been visited by Bonnie so far, right?
Oh boy. Third night. Do we get another phone call?
Hello?
Hey, you're doing great.
Most people don't have this one.
I mean, you know,
they usually do more better things by now.
I'm out of time.
What the fuck is five nights at Chorms oh my god, bro
Try going limp, okay
It's the upper-middle-skill on the left.
One hour work.
See, I never mind. Scratch that.
It's best just not to get caught.
Um, okay, I'll lead you to it.
See you on the flipside.
Goodbye.
Oh, Kika is on the move.
Oh, shit! She's fast!
Where'd she go?
I just saw her there, where'd she go?
I'm scared.
I'm just a fucking bird.
Jeremy, thanks for two years.
Oh, hi Cheetah, she's back.
I think I'm using way too much power.
I'm getting too comfortable.
Who's singing?
Your footsteps.
Why'd you go? Oh.
Are those leaving footsteps?
Okay, she's still nearby.
You're a death broker, take your 29 months.
Oh my god.
Why are those cameras out, I'm scared.
I appease so bad.
Dave, boy, thanks for gifting a sub to MatPat.
So, even though I didn't play the Five Nights at Freddy's games, I did, um, I had a friend
who convinced me to watch all of the MatPat Five Nights at Freddy's videos, right?
Or, no, he was like, oh dude, just watch the MatPat Five Nights at Freddy's visual, understand
why the lore is so good, right?
So I was like, okay, I'll watch it.
So I did watch all of map paths 5 nights and Friday more videos, right?
And I really liked them, like I got into it, I was watching the whole playlist.
But then after the first like 20 videos or so, um, Obani's coming.
After the first 20 or so videos, every single video was a 30 minute video about a fucking
reddit thread theory.
And I eventually, I just got so fucking irrationally angry, I was like, guys, I fucking hate
MatPat.
I can't stand him.
He's my arch nemesis, and I had this, like, joking dislike for MatPat for years.
And then I remember when he retired, it was like the ice in my heart melt, and I was like,
oh, you know, I never actually hated him all this time.
I was just being an asshole.
His five nights at Friday's videos were pretty good.
So basically, I watched every single one of his 5 minutes in Freddy's videos, even the
the lore ones, but I started to get angry and he was like, but that's just a theory,
a game theory, and I was like, that's not, it's just, it's a video about a reddit thread.
I get so mad.
But yeah, he's pretty cool.
Dude, they're like fucking... they're like teasing me right now.
They're both just lurking around.
Bonnie and Chica.
Like, are you gonna come tell me or not?
Does that mean anything?
Fire's opening.
Boy, nay.
Oh, they're both gone.
I lost!
I can't close the door.
I'm dead.
Nooooo!
What does it mean when Freddy starts laughing?
Does that mean I'm dead?
Fuck.
Oh my god yes, it's Jovert.
Ok I'm gonna go pee in the little ol- I'll keep playing.
I'm gonna try to beat it.
I think I could probably beat it, right?
When he laughs, he moves.
Oh, so ominous.
So scary.
Yeah, we'll keep right back.
Hello guys, I'm back.
If you were a food eater, would you eat strawberries, macos, or blueberries?
Alright, third night, second attempt, or maybe third, I think second attempt.
It's about that time!
Night 3!
Bangles!
Okay, Chica's on the move.
Where Chica?
Bro, I bought a dragon fruit yesterday.
But I've not cut that shit up yet.
But it's probably not going to be that good.
I've only had good dragon fruit outside of the United States.
Is it tasteless? No!
It's only tasteless in the U.S. because it doesn't grow here.
No one's fucking shit up in the kitchen.
The yellow ones are better.
Dude, my grandpa would grow the ones that are like, purplish pink.
Like the fruit is purplish pink.
Oh my god, so fucking good.
So juicy and delicious, but I've never had one like that in the United States.
Where are these fucking animals at?
the flavor. It's kind of like a tort melon with seeds. Like a real fresh
dragon, juicy dragon fruit. So very, very good.
Delicious Asian markets here have them. Yeah, but they're not the same. They're
They're not, they're not fresh.
Where are they?
I'm already down to 79% power.
I'm the best night guard ever,
nothing bad ever happens here.
What does it mean when the cameras stop working?
Oh, hi Chica!
Okay, Chica's in the hall.
She is fast approaching.
Okay, she's gone.
Still there Bonnie's chillin she's back to chill
What the fuck is your problem?
Are you ready? Oh
Oh my god, they're all moving.
So, how do I know where Freddy is?
Oh, hi Bonnie!
Oh, what the fuck, Chica's here?
My cameras aren't working.
The little Paula thinks for 23 months?
Where are these sounds?
Behind you.
Both.
Thank you, Westerie, for eight months.
Hi Bonnie, okay Bonnie is in the hallway, Chica is also coming down the hall.
I've used a lot of power!
I
Do shut up shut up I can't hear the footsteps
He left.
4 am.
Why was it going so fast?
I didn't have time.
Why was it so fast?
Oh my god!
Do I have to just be super fast?
You have to keep an eye on him, C1 so he doesn't do that.
Muston, thank you for the prime, so I just have to randomly click on C1 and that won't happen. I didn't know that.
Oh my god.
So speedy.
I'm going to go back to the car.
Meegoo's swing.
Oh my god that's amazing.
Oh it's today Meegoo is best white food.
Thanks for the 10 months.
Oh, Pirate Cove!
How do I know if Foxy's on the way?
You'll know?
Okay.
Rip jobs, thanks for five months.
I was giving false tips.
You guys wouldn't lie to me, right?
Yeah, see?
Y'all wouldn't lie.
Interesting theory, but that's just a theory.
A game theory.
Love your wigsay, it looks good.
It's not a wig!
Oh, oh god.
Are your footsteps?
Please, leave.
Bro go away holy shit!
Please go away!
I think she left?
Yeah, she left.
Okay, Bonnie hasn't even moved.
It was Ziggs. Thanks for two months. Hello. I think Chica just left. Oh, he's not moving.
Oh!
Uh...
Do I have to close it?
Or do I wait for him to leave?
I'm scared!
What do I do?
Emerald the Emeraldi, hi, Emily.
Wait for him to leave?
How do I know when he leaves?
I'm so stressed.
I'm afraid.
Oh my god, they're all moving.
No.
Please.
I close it now.
I mean, you're still there, but...
Not yet?
Are you sure?
We're all bonnies here too.
May we get the camera's colors inverted to match the horror game.
Thank you, party party.
I can fuck with it soon, perhaps.
Is it not scary enough as it is?
He's gone.
I don't hear running though.
Oh my god!
Okay, I hear him now.
So is he gone now?
He banged.
I hear him leaving.
Oh, he's back.
He's going back to sleep.
Good night.
Oh, hi Chica.
Steven Precourt, thanks for subbing.
Okay, he's gone.
Oh, Chica's walking away.
Ah!
What? How? I was so close!
No!
Didn't I just check the left?
Oh my gosh.
I must have been so close.
Fucking BUNNY GOT ME!
Tyler Shade Official, thank you for the two months.
Hello.
They're all there!
Oh, Fox is ready opening his curtain!
How nice!
Don't coming out for some fresh air.
Sheep is on the move.
Goal.
Here's something.
Oh, Jesus!
He's about to run.
Yeah, this Foxy only come to the left door.
Let's go.
He's coming.
I have to keep checking Foxy, though, he might do it again, right?
Hello Foxy.
Okay, Bonnie's on the move, hello Bonnie.
Hello Foxy.
Okay Bonnie's on the move.
Hello Bonnie.
I
Oh god, he's about to do it again.
I don't hear running, I'm scared!
Oh my god.
Okay, I will chill!
Vaders, thanks for 15 months.
I don't know where Cheetah is.
38%!
Oh my god, he's coming.
Okay, Chica and Bonnie are both on the way.
I only have 26% dude!
21%
Bonnie's outside.
I think Chica left.
Oh my God, no.
9%?!
Oh my god!
I had so little battery left, holy shit!
I survived!
Night 4!
Dude, fuck this guy!
Oh, hey, hey, wow, day four, I think you can do it.
Hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow.
It's been a bad night.
Is that Foxy running?
What is that?
Is it part of the phone call?
Oh, he's already out!
And they're all gone!
It's over, isn't it?
Oh, no!
Oh, and guy is dead.
Oh my god, oh my god.
My game just crashed.
It crashed. Sick.
Oh my god!
Well, at least it was towards the beginning of the night.
I did not pirate the game, it cost $5, why would I have to do that?
I swear.
As you spent money on that cat painting
Nothing's gonna happen at the beginning so I'm just gonna sit tight and see are you serious
Dude, he needs attention so bad!
He's already out!
I don't hear running.
He only runs when you check the left hallway.
The game just crashed again.
Why?
It's when he runs in the hallway and crashes the game.
Why?
He's done that so many times that it wasn't a problem before.
I'll give it one more shot
What the fuck
If it crashes again, I'll just go to the next game
Yo boy, thanks for 22 months your PC doesn't meet the minimum requirements
This game is fucking eleven years old or twelve years old.
They all moved instantly.
What?
TikTok Emory posted today.
Do you know her?
No, I don't know her.
Hi, Chica.
Oh
Nothing's happening yet!
I'm ready to use all this 20% of my power.
Why is Chica tweaking?
The game just crashed again.
What the heck?
Why is it crashing so much?
What the heck?
That sucks.
I mean, you can do the next game.
I don't know why it's crashing so much.
I'm not doing anything.
It just freezes and crashes.
Well, it's OK.
It is subsunday.
The show must go on.
Geometry Dash.
Is Geometry Dash?
It's not a browser game, right?
I've seen people play it, but not.
No, OK.
$5 Geometry Dash.
This game's hard, right?
No? Okay.
Is it a rhythm game or just timing?
Yo, NPC Matt, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Big five gifted subs.
Hell yeah.
All right.
It's a pretty fast download.
No worries.
Yo, he's Jarla 10. Thank you for 53 months.
Fifty three months of dedication.
Thank you, bro.
I like this guy.
Is the volume good?
Maybe like, like this.
This?
Have you guys been seeing this before?
I'm a rock class.
Celebrity Sam Butters, thank you for the two months.
you
You
I did it again, oh my god.
Thanks for 31 months.
That was music!
It's a bomb!
Woo!
Oh, that was a level!
Okay.
I thought that it just went literally full speed.
Oh, that was a level! Okay, I thought that it just went literally forever.
I didn't get any of the coins.
Uh...
Okay.
Oh! Okay, that was just bumpy itself.
I see. Okay.
It's a new mechanic! It's a new mechanic! But I gotta figure it out now, I understand.
Rob jeans, thanks for 31s!
you
You
Shit
I got my nose it is
Worse fucking time ever!
Oh my god!
I
Thank you for the sub, thank you for the sub, welcome.
How am I getting worse, it's the classic dude every game.
I really like to hear the rest of the song.
I can recreate Michael Jones when I make this film.
Don't worry man, I've got you bro.
I'm just gonna kill you
F**k!
why did i do that oh my god i just didn't press the f***ing A button
So close!
Misinput? It was a misinput. Sorry.
This is the one!
I got a new color!
I got the coin!
Oh fuck!
So close!
Don't fucking laugh at me!
Oh my god!
Don't fucking laugh at me, oh my god, it was one mistake!
Thirty-one times a row!
You know, final Jeffs, thanks for 33 months, Scarecrow, 6 months, and Polly, thanks for
For 46 months the CA will be able to use this gameplay for interrogation purposes
Wow
What high praise
I
Died right after I died before
Oh
I
Oh
For you
Oh
I'm falling fine right now!
I
By so close and I'm just hard stuck
You're key chan, thank you for the 11 months, okay, go ahead.
Dude look, 96%!
I only was only 4% away!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck! I can't even get out of first air anymore!
I'm not bad.
Oh my god, I swear I pressed A! 97% I was 3% away now!
Oh my god, it's fucking bullshit fucking bullshit fucking bullshit dude
Oh
Holy shit finally
I got one coin too fucking finally, bro. You know no more debt. Thank you for the prime. Thank you
Dude that took me 56 attempts. This is so sad
Polar guys
What's green now what
Look well touching a ring and jump. Oh, I see
Yo, CredoD, thanks for the 10 months!
That will hold the bait!
I
Fuck sake
I
What?
Oh my god no!
Tragic!
Right into the sky!
you
What the fuck
What the fuck what
What the fuck?
I feel like I haven't spoken in like 20 minutes dude, I'm so locked in.
Fuck.
Bro, I was spamming A!
I just...
I am jumping.
Yes, I did.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Noooooo.
Yes, thank you for the enchantment.
What the fuck?
What the fuck!
I didn't see in the end of the walkhole.
I think that's the same place I died the other time I got the Florida Shok'n'
I fucked up I knew I fucked up in silly
I
Nooooooo.
Same fucking spot, basically.
Oh my fucking god dude!
We're over again!
Any time now.
47 Attempts dude!
What the fuck?
There's no way, dude.
Yeah, we shout louder thanks for 17 months
I
Only you got me so near I'm trying
54 amazing holy shit
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Best run so far at least.
Or at least...
I
I pressed it, I swear, it's light!
Oh my god.
I
Thank you for watching this video.
See you next time.
Guys I think it's my skin if I just change my skin I will win
This one.
Okay.
Oh, it's so close!
6% away.
I've never seen that part before on a farm.
Re-set my attempt.
I don't know what I'm at now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is a hard game.
I kinda wanna do another one, or should I do next game?
Yo Joe Bailey, thanks for six months.
Chaz, thanks for three months.
Keljo, 11 months.
MPC Matt, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Thanks Matt.
Thanks Matt! Thank you!
I feel like I mostly see next game.
I'll probably save this one on the wheel though, but I'll probably play it more today.
Oh wait, I already removed it actually.
Okay.
Don't starve together. Okay, so I actually have played don't starve together before, but I've never played it single player.
And I don't really remember how to play it either, honestly.
Okay, I'm going to go pee again real quick.
Be right back.
And then we will play don't start together.
Thank you.
Okay, so I played a ton of Don't Starve Together in COVID, but I've never played single player
I don't really remember how to play super well.
Oh my god, 27% guys.
I could be doing another geometry dash level.
Well, I wait for it to install.
No, I mean, it really shouldn't take that long.
Oh shit, wait, there's a treasure train.
Yo!
Oh my god, Kuma Kirby, thank you for the five gifts.
And what the heck?
Kuma Kirby, thank you for the five.
Chaos, thank you for the five.
Oh my god.
Chaos thank you for the five Johnny. Thank you for the 20 gifted tempered lion. Thank you for the 20
Local oh, thank you for the 50 gifted. Holy shit
Detonus thank you for the five king court five gifted to coca. Thank you for the five. Oh my god
So many so many gifts. Oh, thank you swarmy soup
Thank you for the Prime Hell Satan, 5 gifted, bonafide, 2 gifted, Roland, thank you for
the 5, thank you!
Save us thanks to the Vitz Chaos, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you guys!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, alright it's at 60%.
It should be done here soon.
Aw, Slammy, thank you for the 5!
I saw someone say, holy shi, you get a 4 to headset now.
I have it!
I ams!
I have interrotators!
Yo western skater, thank you so much for the five gifted. I appreciate it. Thank you guys. Oh my goodness. Thank you
Shall I do some as well for the hype train? Oh wait, where'd everything go? Hello guys?
Hello
Hello, we shout louder gifted a stuff to I love for
Jay Trev, thank you for the 10. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Why does it say last played today? I did not play this before stream, I swear. Maybe it's because I hid in stall? I don't know.
Oh my god, you play Assassin's Creed for Black Flag, Elviraulis, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Thank you so so much. I shall give some subs there on sale.
Ah, Mitch, thank you for the 5 gifted. Oh, Joker, thank you for the 10, thank you guys.
Wow! Josh for you! Hi Josh! Thank you for the 50! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thanks Josh! I'm trying to gift too, but my credit card just got declined for some reason.
I'm trying my PayPal. Thank you guys so much! Holy shit, crazy treasure train.
oh my goodness okay maybe mine will go through now I'm not broke I swear I'm
not I'm not okay there we go okay oh it's ready yay perfect timing okay let me
raise this oh my god thank you for the 20 gifted holy shit thank you
What? Itachi? Oh my god 67 gifted subs. Oh my gosh. An MPC mat 20 gifted. Holy shit.
What was that? I'm trained now. Thank you guys. That's still validating. Okay, it'll start soon.
Do not worry. Thank you mat. Thank you Itachi. Thank you kuma Kirby. Thank you Josh. Thank you Joker. Thank you guys.
Holy shit, level 19 treasure train! Wowee! Oh River, thank you for the five! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I would have a bunch of mods installed from when I played in COVID, like little characters and stuff.
How do I remove my mods? I should probably play with no mods, right? You know, Nerf, thank you for the bits.
I don't remember. Oh. The game just opened but on the wrong screen I can't see anything now.
Hello?
It's on the wrong... What do you press to move the game onto a different screen?
Is it not Alt Shift? Arrow key?
GloBee! Thank you for the time! I can't see anything.
Windows Key Shift Arrow.
Oh there we go, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You guys are okay, the chat is okay.
Well, Coppaphyla, thank you for the 10, Globy, thank you for the 5, Aspzan, thank you for
the 5, thank you, and Oof, thank you for the 5, thank you guys.
Yeah, one of the rules is don't compliment chat because the ego will go to their head.
me my ego never goes to my head okay um I think I can just disable mods here right
I don't want to use any mods oh wait can you can you play single player don't
start together no thank you for the five thank you thanks not how I get out of
this. Yeah, I see the gifts. Let me out. Hello. Free me. Thanks for playing, you're welcome.
Can I play the game now? There we go. Oh my goodness. Okay, actually everything's disabled,
looks like. Server mods. I do have Gwen. How do I disable these? That's probably fine.
Okay so for single player do I just do host game and then I only invite myself? How do
I do it. Bucket play with mods. Okay. Um, wait, wait, maybe I did play recently, cause
I won called Owen 17's world. And the Owen 17 was last year. Maybe I did play at some
Um, okay, Survival, uh, we'll do Caves, do One Player, Shorm, Land, Bro, I don't remember
how to play this game. I remember you have to build a base. Yo, Assy Maslow, thanks for
three months. Thank you, welcome back. Oh my gosh, Injensen, thank you for 20 gift subs!
Oh my lord, in D.W.O. 39 months. Thank you Injensen, holy shit. Oh my god, the treasure
train continues. Holy moly level 20. You try not to starve mostly. I do remember that finding
ice and gears is important, I think, for some of the different weather survival things. Okay,
I don't have any of my mods in here, actually.
Luke Chaney, thank you for the prime.
Uh, I'm just gonna be...
the default guy, I guess.
Okay.
Excellent.
I think picking flowers is for your sanity, right?
Okay.
Green mushroom.
Okay, I have some berry bushes here.
That is food for later.
How the fuck do I make an axe?
I don't remember.
Okay, I think saplings,
and then I find stones on the ground or something.
Trigger Poppy, thank you for the prime.
Is this game still stuff?
Music.
Hold on.
Oh wait, it's kind of quiet.
Is this too loud?
I got the rabbits here.
And the wilderness.
Excellent.
I suppose today we explore.
Uh, I can make shit, um...
I'm gonna make- I'm missing some- oh, I need stone, okay.
Gotcha.
What the fuck is this? Is there just a hole in the ground?
Or is it water? Okay.
Cheddar, what- Cheddar's playing with a spool of wire from that I- I got to make my cat ears.
Should I stop him?
It's not a shark wire now, it's just some like a thin craft wire, just a fucking kitty.
Okay. Pickaxe. So the goal of this is literally just to survive, right? I feel like I'm forgetting
thing. Yeah, don't starve. What can I make? I can make a campfire. I can make an ore.
Okay, pretty much all I can make right now is a campfire. Shovel. Okay, I think
I think I need to make a science machine, all right?
I should find a big rock to break.
Sanity's looking good, a little bit hungry,
health is looking good.
Things are looking great, what is this?
I've never seen this before.
Is this one of the mods that I have, or is that a new thing that they added?
Yeah, Lux is fair, and thanks for 53 mods.
Can you find a rock?
I'm not finding any rocks.
Pirated version now.
Guys, I'm a good boy, I don't pirate games.
The only thing I've ever pirated, wait, maybe I shouldn't admit this, they might come after
me.
Actually, fuck it.
The only thing I've ever pirated is a Adobe Photoshop in high school.
But I ended up buying the subscription later, then I cancelled it because I was like the
same worth it.
I use like a Clip Studio paint now whenever I need it for something.
Everyone did. Yeah. It was so expensive, like thousands of dollars! Like if you're a high school student, there's no way!
Okay, shall I set up camp?
Uh, why do I need gold? Maybe I can find gold before it gets dark? Alright, I can make a torch!
Worst case scenario if it gets dark.
Where the fuck are the rocks at, homie?
There's a rock down here.
Did you always buy windows?
I had one PC right, I didn't have windows, and it had the little, uh, please activate windows in the bottom right corner.
But that was just one computer, I don't have it anymore.
Your high school was 500 years ago with the dinosaurs, bro.
the dinosaurs were 500 years ago maybe you need to go back to school 500 years
ago those fishies here I've never seen fishies in this game
No, he's right.
Wait, is he right? Is that true?
Dude, where the fuck are the rocks?
So what should I be looking for
for where I decide to build my base?
I want to be able to make this science machine.
Oh wait, what is this? Marvel Stack?
What is this?
Do you guys hear like an ambulance just now?
Jackass destroys art so what what is this for then it's got like a
question mark over it there's a big piece missing oh okay I'm gonna go from
here British POV what the fuck is that supposed to mean big piece missing it's
It's not in the best shape.
Hey, sanity is decreasing.
That's what we like to see.
A little mole over here.
All right, I think I shall set up camp.
And I will build...
I'm missing some...
Oh wait, I need more wood.
I'm such a dumbass, dude.
Where's my...
I don't think the moles are enemies.
What is that?
Science machine, what can I make?
Summer items.
Endothermic fire, I don't think we need that.
Tools, compass.
OK, well, we know which way is north.
I haven't changed anything yet.
Survivor items, tools.
I mean, I am surviving so far.
Cookbook, papyrus.
How do I make papyrus?
I need four cut reads.
OK, we're just going to keep exploring, then, say I guess.
Bernohage, thank you for the five months!
Okay, we're just gonna keep exploring.
I'm not finding any enemies or anything either, it's pretty peaceful.
Bolt help.
What do I need to make a boat?
I don't think I've ever built a boat in this game.
Wait, backpack.
I should make a backpack at some point.
Phillip, thank you for the four months.
Starvation, oh wait, I'm an eating.
Oh, I should cook these next time.
Yeah, yeah, the game's called Don't Starve.
But I, I've been, I started starving myself, oh no.
Oh wait, this looks promising.
It's right in the middle of everything.
First cave found.
I don't know if there's that much useful in the caves.
I don't remember.
Why does this game look like England?
This isn't what England looks like.
Is it foliage?
Maybe I can eat that.
Grab it, Hutch!
Wow, look at all this!
Okay, drop this, and then I need to make a backpack.
Backpack.
Oh, I need three twigs, fuck.
I'm gonna eat this foliage.
I can take this.
Where are the rabbits at though?
Mysterious.
And now I should be able to make a backpack.
Oh I need a science machine. Fuck!
Okay I need to go back. Back to my base.
I swear that this game had music! It's so quiet!
I'm about to put my own music on.
Yep, I have music!
So quiet, too quiet.
Okay, holy... Where's my bass? Okay, it's all the way up here.
Very, very quiet.
Should I worry about making weapons and armor and stuff?
I feel like I never did that before when I tried this game.
Okay, I'm just gonna grab everything and we're gonna try to make everything.
Maybe I should not have made my base so far north.
I should try to make it more central I think because I'm going to keep having to run up
here.
Can I break the science machine?
I guess make a new one probably.
It's not that expensive.
Alright, backpack has been made.
I'm going to put my food and stuff in there.
Do I have an axe still?
I do.
I don't think I can break it.
Okay, what do I need for the science machine?
I need more wood.
Okay, I'm going to build a new one in a more central area.
And then I'll start making a base, and I can make a little farm, and I can make some armor,
And I can get a dog and a cat and I'll start making my new life.
It'll be great.
Okay, I'm going to make it around here, I think, because the cave is there.
It looks like there's a bunch of rocks over here, so I think we're just going to walk
south.
And hopefully it's a good area.
We will see.
I don't know if the graveyard means there could be a ghost or something, but there's
a lot of gold in the graveyard.
There's a ghost.
Okay, maybe a little bit more south, more south.
We don't want to be right next to the graveyard, the graveyard is creepy.
Oh wait, okay, this is a good spot I think because we're on a road.
So I can use the road to get around places more quickly.
So we're going to build right next to the road.
Okay, excellent.
New science machine.
Yes, this is a good spot.
No, what do I need for a permanent fire pit?
More wood.
OK, I can do that.
All right.
Now we are cooking.
I want to shovel, right?
I'm going to prototype that.
I'm also quite hungry.
I'm going to cook my carrots.
I would say this is going pretty well so far.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, cooked carrot.
Amazing.
OK, uh, shovel.
I swear I keep hearing ambulance sounds.
Am I crazy?
That's in the game, right?
All right, I'm eating.
Don't starve, I'm doing great.
My materials, I can make some rope.
Yes, you are going crazy.
OK, good to know.
I need to make a endothermic fire pit for when it starts
getting hot outside, I think.
Oh my god, it's so dark.
Holy shit, a seafaring summer items.
Oh, wait, opulent pickaxe.
Fants, oh, food and gardening.
Flower plot for your plants.
Garden hoe.
Watering can.
Bird trap.
OK.
Use this to catch rabbits, I think, the small traps.
I should probably make some of those.
Night time's almost over, right?
Yes, we will make a beautiful garden.
I think that the rabbits are usually in this grassy area,
but it looks like there might be one to the right, so I
will check that out.
Do the TV freeze?
Wait, I think the TV died.
Fuckin' finally.
It's been going for days.
Yeah, it's just stuck on Ash crossing his arms.
Oh, wait, wait, so, um, I can dig up the berry bushes, bring them to my base, and build a
row of them.
Once I start getting fertilizer, I can plant them, and then I'll have a nice little garden.
But it's not going to do shit yet.
It needs to be fertilized in water, I believe.
Off to find more food.
We can make some bird traps as well.
Okay, uh, see they can get a lot of ice over here.
I'm not seeing the rabbits though- OH SHIT, um, okay.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'll go away.
What is this?
Rock?
Look in Rock Den.
A kitty cat!
Befriend a clever kitty cat!
I need a cat tail and fish sticks.
Wait, I didn't know that was a thing.
How do I get a cat tail?
Do I just find it randomly?
Huh, get him?
I don't know how.
Don't know how.
Holloway, thanks for 10 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, my base is looking pristine.
What is this biome?
Alright, let's explore down here, I haven't been down here yet.
And I'm doing okay on food, I have these roasted carrots that'll last me for a while.
Nope.
I think that I can, oh shit, spiders.
OK.
I might need that later.
How do I make weapons?
I feel like sword.
Oh, weapons.
Spear.
Use the science beam.
OK, I should probably make one of these.
Let me go back.
I'm going to yank this very much, though.
Oh, there we go. There's some music.
Hi, Jay! This game brings me- Bro, do you remember playing this shit in COVID? Holy shit.
Been forever. I've never even played it alone.
Like a friend-less chud.
Okay, I'm gonna try to line this up perfectly.
Yes. Okay, perfect. What'll I come back to? I'm gonna make a spear. Okay, spear. And how
do I make armor? Armor. I need grass and twigs. I can do that. Okay, it's evening already.
Oh my god, I have to go so far.
Maybe I shouldn't be heading out right now.
Use one of your twig arms, Emerald.
Good idea, man.
Good advice.
That'll work for sure.
I think that I can bring like all these back to plant at the base, but I need a fertilizer.
I guess eventually the petals will rot and I can use that as fertilizer.
How much time do I have?
We are good.
I'm going to take some grass back to the base too.
We can plant that there and it will be good. Okay I'm going to put a rabbit trap
on top of the rabbit hole.
Okay, perfect.
I don't have a ton of time left.
I'm allowed to make a torch so I don't die.
I think we're going to make it.
We're going to survive day three.
All right, on my way back.
We will make a beautiful base.
Uh, fuck, up and, OK, up into the right, and then down into the right.
Oh look at that, I made it back!
I didn't even need to build a torch.
Okay, I can make a grass shirt.
Oh, I can only wear the shirt or the backpack?
That's so dumb!
Razor, show off your dirty, beatnik beard. Garden hoe, tell the soil for crops seeds.
Okay, I can make a hoe.
I had some playing with them. Might be too close together, I'm not sure.
How do I use the hoe?
The what?
Bro, the Gordon hoe!
You pay it first, Jesus Christ!
Am I on the wrong kind of ground?
Needs to be on bare land.
Oh, so like, will this work?
Maybe pitchfork.
Oh, wait.
What is this?
Insight.
Torch.
Oh, wait!
Oh wait, there's a skill tree now, alchemy!
Retreaters are long, along in its suits away,
extortions are a little brighter.
Gain high insulation from your beard,
your beard grows a little faster.
What does the beard do?
What is this?
I don't know, I've never seen this before.
Yo, Shanster, thank you for the prime.
The beard is OP, it keeps you warm.
Oh, okay, high insulation.
So the insulation is what will keep you warm.
I have to look at that.
Okay, now can I use the hoe?
Guys, this hoe isn't doing anything.
Don't I need to use like seeds with it?
I just ate the seeds.
Do you have a pay- Bro, incel statement?
This garden tool isn't doing anything.
What am I supposed to do?
Incel?
Oh my.
I'm- Bro.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
I need this for my, um, this fire.
I need to build a garden. How?
You need dirt. Isn't there not dirt? Is there not dirt right here?
Tools. Hammer. Smashes all kinds of things.
Uh, watering can.
This is not dirt.
Where, where are the dirt at?
Guys, help!
Yo, hallowed vortice, thank you for the prime.
prime you make the dirt no there's no way you make dirt replica sanctum bowl
sandy turf farm soil the good dirt how do I know it's good dirt or bad dirt
Did I catch a rabbit? Oh my god! Oh my god!
Let's fucking go. I don't know.
Okay, let me see if I can make more traps.
I think I can make bird traps too.
Oh nice. Okay.
this is necessary for our survival we have to eat the bunnies oh and I forgot to
plant the um I didn't plant the grass at the house
Come back here.
Oh, walk into the trap.
Walk into the trap.
Get in the trap, you fool.
Get in the trap, you little rat.
Get in the trap!
Um, yes!
Um, okay, sorry about it, it is for our survival.
We must consume the bunny.
I think I could fish too.
I don't know how.
Freshwater fishing rod.
Go fishing for fish.
I need two silk.
Okay, I know where the spider nest is.
So after the night time is over, I think I will go there and then get the fishing rod.
I feel like I need to explore farther though.
I feel like the rabbits, I'm out of carrots, so that's not good.
That's one food source that has been depleted.
Fishing for some tuna sandwich, dude a tuna sandwich sounds good as frick.
I've actually never had a tuna sandwich, but I would love to have one someday.
Sounds very tasty.
Never had a tuna sandwich.
Yeah, never had a tuna melt.
Let me plant these trees.
Okay, for the fire.
Great, we'll cook the rabbit.
Okay, okay, we'll eat each one.
Bro, it doesn't give me that much food!
We need food bad!
Oh, man.
Four square...
How do I use the hoe?
I still don't understand.
I'm going to go ahead and make this.
Just going to drop it.
I don't need it usually.
Plant some bushes.
I have to place them pixel perfect.
I fucked up.
Pixel perfect.
Close enough.
They're not perfect but it's good enough.
How do I get the electrical do-dads?
Oh! Okay, wait. I can make these.
Okay, so there's one. I need more of these.
We will have to go out tomorrow.
This is a stage hand.
Ah, so peaceful.
So peaceful and nice.
Make the garden dig a magig to craft soil.
Okay, so there's something to craft soil.
Gardening, gardening.
Oh, plow a plot?
Is this it?
Oh, Garden Dig a Majig! Okay, I need boards and rope.
I think I could make rope. I need two rope.
You're nice. Two rope.
What's this?
Um, Dig a Majig.
I need three boards.
So I will need 12 wood. Alright, I can do that.
do that. I can get 12 wood. Oh my beard's growing! Can we craft Zoil? Yes we need Zoil
from our base.
Alright, six wood.
Six more to go.
I think my thing just broke.
God damn it!
You make some chests? Oh, sure, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, I need that for my base.
That would be wise. Okay. Two more wood.
You guys think I can take on the spider-ness?
I didn't see any of- oh god, there's bees.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry!
Okay, maybe I can't.
Oh, oh, I did it.
Ow.
Oh god.
I got silk!
Um, can I eat the monster meat?
Kinda worried.
Spider gland.
I feel like I might need that later.
I just put myself, oh no.
Okay, how do I heal?
Do I just heal over time?
What was I trying to make again?
Oh, a fishing rod.
I feel like I need, I need two cells.
God damn it.
Okay, how do I heal?
Healing. Oh healing solve! This infectant! The spider gland will heal me. Tell us how hard.
Till we'd solve straw roll. Oh sleep through the night. That's probably smarter to do. It's just sleep.
And I can craft the other heal and try to save it. I think.
Okay, I need more grass, and I should probably go check my rabbit traps, too.
Yes, we will take a little nap, and then feel much better.
Hello, rabbits.
Uh, wasn't my trap up here?
Yeah, we are in pain.
What?
No rabbits in this one?
Okay, next time you come out of your hole, you're done for.
Is it not on this one too?
Guys, I guess we're going hungry tonight.
I don't really have food, and I didn't catch any rabbits.
Uh...
More twigs, I... okay.
Need a crock pot?
Uh, don't eat!
I feel like I remember.
Oh, I should make this charcoal.
I think I just burned down some trees for that, right?
I can just do that.
Okay, I'll make a crock pot that I can cook the monster meat.
And that'll be huge.
I need some twigs.
All right.
I have survived for five days.
You have to admit this is probably longer than you thought I would make it.
A crockpot, we will work on a crockpot.
Yo Jamonk28, thank you for 62 months, welcome back!
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, I will heal and then go get one more silk
What was I gonna make I already fucking brought a crock pot I need more cut stone I only have one cut stone
I have two cut stone. I need more twigs. I need charcoal
Um, I'm a little scared to try to burn down stuff too close to my base for things that
are too close together.
This tree's probably fine to burn.
That was not too close.
Oh god, it's night time.
I should be fine, I have a torch.
How long does this take?
I can't carry any more stuff.
I want to go back base.
I'm just going to wait.
I need chest, new light, storage, a scaled chest, wow.
I need more wood as well.
All right, I will make a chest I should have done that from the very beginning, but I was
not thinking.
Okay, shovel broke.
Okay.
Okay, my first chest.
Let's put the monster meat.
The spider gland.
Guys, eat that!
Dude, I was trying to put it in the chest.
I was not trying to eat that.
God damn it, okay.
I'm gonna put the petals in there
for them to turn to rot.
Put the silk in there.
Marble, I don't think I need that.
Probably hold on to my grass suit.
And put the hoe in there.
This is probably fine
Let's make another torch
I'm gonna have to burn more shit
All right two charcoal how many do I need for the crock pot I think four I need six
I'm gonna burn this tree
I feel like, uh, these might spread.
I can burn these for a lot of charcoal.
I'll burn all these.
All right.
We will have a lot of charcoal.
We are cooking now.
I'm getting quite hungry, bro.
We need to- oh wait, I should- while this is cooking, I'm gonna go check on my rabbit
traps.
We need this bad.
I'm getting quite hungry.
54. Okay, perfect. Nice. Can I make more traps? I need more twigs, okay.
I'm so hungry. I'm sorry. Alright, we have rabbits. And soon we'll have a crockpot and
we'll have a bedroll. I can sleep and heal. It will be great. I need the science machine
to prototype this.
I feel like the trees are probably burned out by now.
Hopefully it didn't burn down the whole forest. That would be bad.
He's dying of hunger. It's all my fault, bro.
Tonight will be a big night though.
We will be cooking a lot.
I think I'm getting close to being able to make the gardening thing too.
Not the most efficient so far, but it's okay
Okay, let's make
Crockpot fuck I need more twigs bro
Okay, I need this crock-pop bad we need it very badly
I need six twigs. Four more.
Twigs!
Here's two.
I love that the character has your same haircut.
What?
What do you mean that's the same haircut?
That's a bat.
Uh, should we go north here?
Retweet?
Me when I lie, me when I lie.
What the heck?
Yo, Jeffrey, thank you for the eight months.
How much stone do you need to make cut stone?
gonna get some just in case. I'm lining. Alright, pickaxe broke. Hey, back off, back off, back
Back off! Back off! Back off! Back off! Back off! Back off! Be gone. Go away!
We're fine, um, crock pot.
Dude, stay the fuck back!
Oh my god!
Okay, I think I can- you can cook monster meat in crock pots too.
Oh my god, I'm starving.
14. Okay, this is gonna be huge, though. It's gonna be huge.
Meatballs! Holy shit. Okay, I need more for sure.
Um, can I just cook just the one?
No, I need other stuff in it, fuck.
Um...
Let me make the bed roll, at least.
At least my sanity's been good, I don't have any problems with sanity at all.
Good night!
Oh, that did like nothing, okay.
I'm gonna have to definitely rest earlier tonight.
The petals are rotting.
That's good.
I kind of feel like I gotta go fight those spiders again.
What the f-
I'm so hungry, come back!
He's flying away.
Yes!
Meat!
Oh, I'll meet.
And then we can use this to fertilize our bushes.
It's actually huge.
And those will eventually grow berries.
White sources.
Marmar.
I'm going to try to go fight the spiders, I think.
It's important.
I know.
I'm going to go fight the spiders and pray.
Beard, um, he twigs into a log, a log into two twigs.
This is actually probably a useful tree to start working on.
I'll start working on that one.
All the conversion stuff.
I am very hungry.
Spiders!
Oh my- Oh my god!
What are they- What? What? Spiders! Where are you?
Okay boy, the good news is they dropped a piece of silk.
They dropped a piece of silk, so I can use that to go fishing.
I have to go pick it up as long as they're not like lurking around.
Okay, we made a fishing rod now.
Okay, I have one silk back at the base.
Let's go.
And I know the fishing spots, I think.
I think I remember them.
I passed by a couple.
So hungry.
Okay, uh, the silk out of the chest.
Fishing.
Yeah!
Oh wait, I need to make the gardening thing really bad still, okay?
Wood and rope, so I need wood and just grass, okay.
and grass and we'll get the rabbit traps and we'll do some fishing. My guy is still starving,
this is bad.
I'll hold onto those I guess.
Oh wait, I don't have my backpack, that's okay.
Yo rabbits, yo, still, still hope bar, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thanks! Suspicious dirt pile.
Look back.
Tracks left by an animal. Thank you so far for the
Ted! I really appreciate it.
Tracks left by an animal.
Oh shit, a berry bush.
Uh, need that.
Do I have a shovel?
Oh fuck, my shovel broke.
Um, fuck, let me plant these pine cones.
Oh my god, I'm starving so bad.
We are so cooked.
It twigs.
I'm just gonna eat these.
Okay, let's just go back.
Dude, I don't even have anything to cook.
I have one rabbit meat.
Oh no.
Okay, tomorrow, the focus is just only food.
Okay, none of our berry bushes are sprouting yet.
Not good.
Okay, our petals are almost done.
I think you need like full things to use the crock pot.
Well, I guess we just got to cook it.
Oh my god, that ticked like nothing!
Okay, we need berry bushes bad.
Okay, there's berry bushes over here.
If I can go get those bushes, I might just have to go.
I gotta survive, man!
Me twigs.
Uh, alchemy.
Uh...
Twigs.
But we gotta go, or I'm gonna die.
Alright.
It's fucking raining, are you kidding me?
Oh my god, I can't see shit.
Oh my god, this is so bad.
We need these berries. Bro, if I can get these berries, I can cook the monster meat into meatballs.
And then we'll be fine.
I can't see shit.
Okay, just three berries. That's all that I need.
Please tell me this bush has berries on it.
I will come back for the bushes later.
Dude, nine!
NINE!
Hunger!
Okay, but once the berry bush farm gets going, it'll be great.
It's just not going yet.
Oh no.
I need to go crops too, because it's a farming machine.
I need to focus up, okay, uh...
Oh my god, please hurry!
Please hurry!
I'm on 400!
3, 2, holy shit.
Can I eat the seeds?
64.
Oh no, you can eat the seeds.
Okay.
Wow, perfect.
Okay, we gotta work fast.
How do I make the gardening thing?
Wood and rope
Okay, I remembered that I just um, okay. Yeah, I was working on that and I got distracted there's just a lot to do
Yes
All right, more wood and grass and then we're good.
Does this poor guy need sleep?
Bro, we have...
He has no time to sleep.
He's about to die.
No time to sleep, man.
Okay, um
We're gonna have to go back to the rabbit area
Let's eat these seeds a bird just shit them out doesn't matter. We gotta live bro. We gotta live
I'll live.
Dreamzers, thanks for the 28 months, hello.
Send the signal, that's right.
Uh, okay.
grass and rabbits and maybe fishing.
Dude, I'm still not catching rabbits!
What is this?
Maybe I gotta move them all to a different hole?
It's not on this hole.
Maybe the rabbits wisened up.
Maybe they weren't.
Okay, dumbass, run into it.
What? Did I place it wrong?
I must have placed it wrong, right?
All right, let me know if you guys spot any fish. Yo, MappyD, thanks for two
I should probably keep following those animal tracks and pick up the berry bushes as well.
I have fertilizer now, so I will just keep eating seeds to sustain myself.
Okay, there were more berry bushes over here.
Okay, there's one up here.
I will yoink them.
Yo, Alid, thank you for the 13 months.
Whatever you do, don't starve.
I'm trying my best.
I almost starved.
It was very close.
So scary.
There we go.
This is just dirt pile.
Okay, what this way?
Oh, and I can dig up mushrooms
to use that in the crock pot as well.
Nice.
That is huge.
Okay, I'm tracking an animal.
How do you get animals back to your base?
Can you make like leashes?
I feel like that's a thing, right?
I feel like I remember that.
Well, how far do I got to go?
What happened to the gravestones?
I'm scared to dig these graves.
I feel like something's going to pop out and get me.
berries that's huge oh a wormhole
Where are those sounds?
Oh!
How do I bring it home?
Okay, well I know where it is.
Uh, I probably don't want to kill him, right?
What are these sounds?
What are these sounds, guys? I'm scared. This is stressing me out.
Should I prepare for war?
Hambat.
Bro, I can't make any of these.
I'm scared.
Maybe I'll try to make this log suit. I'm so scared. What is happening?
Oh, shit!
Into the crockpot!
Oh my god, um, was that it?
Maybe I'm okay.
I think I'm okay.
Oh shit, I need to build my fire.
Okay, and let's use the bed roll.
Where's the bed roll?
Is the bed roll one time used?
Am I blind? Where's my bed roll?
Oh, it is one time used.
One time use of fur roll.
One time use of heals 5 HP, I know dude, it's so bad.
I mean, if I get fur...
Oh wait, can I go shave that elephant guy?
I feel like that's a thing that I kinda remember.
That you can shave the animals, but it might be a different animal from that one.
Oops.
Our elephant's fuzzy.
I don't think so, no.
And maybe not
I'm trying to plant them real close together
Okay, once these berry bushes get going will be in fucking business
I'm gonna see if I can find any more um, let's see. What would I search?
bleed
Beefalo writing, Beefalo Bell, a friend, a beef friend.
Three gold nuggets, I can make that.
What about the elephant, can I ride the elephant?
Oh, I don't have a pickaxe.
I don't think I do.
What is going on?
I need three golds.
Ugh.
Hey, man, just don't mind me.
Oh, my god, I'm starving.
I need to look for a mushroom in the ground or something.
Oh, berries, perfect.
That works.
Oh god, go back to the house.
Bro, I'm always starving!
Always!
Okay, Beefalo Bell.
Oh wait, Saddlehorn. Saddle.
Let's you sit on animals in theory.
More Saddle.
Oh, this little grooming station. Glossomers Saddle.
When will my berry bushes grow?
Maybe the berry bushes were a bad investment, man.
They have not done shit for me yet.
yet. Let's go check on those rabbits. I think I need to make more rabbit traps. Green mushrooms,
Okay. I'll take this.
Oh my gosh.
I fear for our survival.
I don't know if we are going to make it.
Uh, I still need wood and straw to make, to make this.
I can make it the gardening thing.
I can get some seeds planted.
Oh my god, there's just so many things to do, you know?
Okay, we got rabbits nice.
Alright, that's two things with meat.
Got some seeds.
Okay, my goal is to make the garden thing tonight.
I believe. I mean, I've been surviving once the base gets going. It should be easy. I'm
Come on day nine.
We'll head back now.
That's enough.
We will see.
Head back.
The Hall of Hounds tooth.
All right we just store that. No, no berries yet, that's not great.
All right, a digomatic, how do I use this?
Deploy.
So what is it doing? Do I use the hoe now?
Oh wait, there we go.
Xammon Garden? What is this?
We got you, fam! Don't worry, Grandma!
Thanks, guys.
Where did I put my hoe?
Oh shit.
I just need one more food thing that I can make no thing of meatballs.
I make another bedroll.
Oh my god, I'm too poor now.
Fuck.
Um, where did my hoe go?
Like actually, I had one, didn't I?
Oh wait, it's right here. Okay.
Oh, till.
I almost died.
I got some sneakers.
Oh!
Oh.
Just the game.
Am I doing this right?
plant the seeds. Okay, I don't have any seeds. I can find some seeds. Okay, I can make...oh
seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds! Seeds!
All right, we're cooking.
Plant.
All right, something is planted.
Yo, eat oink leaf pans, thank you for the four months.
Thank you.
Okay, we need more seeds now.
I guess I will make more garden area.
I fuck up, it might be too close.
I guess we'll see.
Okay, let's look for more seeds and bushes and stuff.
I don't see any more in this area.
Seeds? Lovely.
I want to see if the elephant guy's still here, and if I can use the beefalo bell on him.
I feel like probably not. Oh, hello.
I wonder if I can chase him down to my house and like, pen him in.
Oh there's a ghost.
Okay, where are we?
Okay, I'm gonna chase them a bit more south.
Okay, stay there, bud.
We're gonna need a lot of wood.
We're gonna box them in, okay?
We're gonna build a pen for him. We should name him. But if you name him, you might get attached.
Or something bad happens to him.
Do I have to water the plants?
Oh!
I do, okay.
As much as I want to, um, build the beefalo guy pen, I'm gonna starve to death if I do
that right now.
I have to wait.
We need food.
Please tell me there's rabbits in the traps.
No.
I think I need to move them.
Another night of no meat.
We got seeds at least.
I need to water these.
It's fine to starve alone, just don't starve together!
Really?
Well, I mean, I'm never really alone because I'm streaming, so...
Hey, I should just try to make some bird traps.
I'm so hungry.
Hey, what do I need for a watering can?
I need wood. Empty watering can.
Fuck. Okay.
Where's my shovel?
I'm holding it Jesus
I
Guys we got no food it's not looking great
Alright, I've got my watering can.
Where's the nearest water?
I'm gonna have to go all the way over here.
Dude, when will the berry bushes, when will they, when plants don't like salt water?
Of course, I'm such an idiot.
Of course plants don't like saltwater.
Well I gotta go to get my rabbit's bro or I'm gonna die.
This is such a struggle.
This is why it's don't starve together, by yourself it's so hard.
I want my berry bushes grow!
Where's my rapid traps?
No, please! We're gonna starve to death!
Guys, it might be GG.
No.
I do have one idea. There's one thing that can save us, maybe.
Maybe the cave.
Maybe I can find some carrots in there to cook.
Nothing is growing.
Alright, straight to the cave and we pray.
give us some carrots or things we can eat.
I think if I survive, surely my berry bushes will grow tomorrow, right?
I have to be so close.
Can I chop down these mushrooms?
It's something.
A shovel.
But I need meat to cook with the mushrooms, I think.
Any meat?
It's not doing shit!
Then the carrots grow back.
They did it!
Oh no, I might be over, guys.
All these...
Okay, that's horrible for my sanity, but we need this.
This is a different exit, right?
Maybe it'll take us out.
Where are we?
Oh my god.
Carriage!
Guys, there's hope.
OK, we found more berry bushes too.
This is huge.
I need to shovel.
Okay, I'll come back here.
But this is huge.
And there's rabbits here too.
A turkey!
Oh my god, am I gonna die the fucking frog?
Okay, but this this is good
Even if it might not seem like it this is good
Okay
For the palm for water true
Am I going crazy?
The trees are moving weird.
Bunnies.
Um.
Oh, oh no.
Excuse me.
Oh! Oh no!
Excuse me!
Boo boo! Thanks for 15 months!
And Poneece89, thank you for the two months and the stuff, sorry.
I just need meat!
Oh my god!
Leave me alone!
Mushroom stew.
Hopefully this makes something.
I don't know.
It might not be good without meat.
Plastic five king, thanks for the 20 months.
Oh, baby!
the plan oh you can talk to them
Dude the bushes are growing finally.
Ooooo okay!
We have um Ratatouille.
It didn't do a lot but that's okay.
We're at least alive.
Can I make anything?
It's good for my sanity right?
I'm surviving!
Lime on!
Thanks for 46 months.
We are surviving and thriving.
Not really thriving, but we are surviving.
Okay, now I'm gonna make a trip back to um, that area with all the shit- oh wait, I have
seeds in here.
Uh, where's my digomatic?
Watering can- I didn't fill my watering can.
Hey, I should just eat the seeds.
Hey, you're getting too fucking close!
Oh, he didn't drop anything! Fuck!
That sucks.
Okay, things are not as bad as they look.
These are not as bad as they look, I think.
Where's my hoe?
Can I put my hoe away again?
Oh, I think I broke my hoe.
Fuck.
I'm gonna make a new one.
A turkey!
How do I kill a turkey?
Dude, I'm so hungry, please.
Oh my gosh, the turkey. Forever fire, thank you for the gift sub.
I think I need to go get more mushrooms from the...
I'm gonna eat the seeds, I'm desperate, and I can make another ratatouille.
And then we will be on our way.
My HP is still fucked.
Ooh, going crazy.
He didn't drop any meat and I have 7 health!
Okay we're going to need all this manure for the berry bushes.
Kree wolf thanks for subbing.
Welcome.
Okay this might be GG.
I'm like one hit from death.
Use F to attack.
Uh, it's not a work-a-day.
It's getting spooky.
Very scary.
These mushroom trees are good, because I can just cook them in the crock pot and they'll
be safe to eat.
Foam zero, thanks for subbing, hello.
Yeah, I need a heal.
Oh shit!
Oh shit, I'm fucked, I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
Oh no.
This is scary.
and may your swag you know not soap thank you for 19 months garden there's
tools up here oh I only filled my watering can to one here
Perfect. Watering can is full.
Carrot.
Oh, fish!
That's probably what's made for deep sea fishing. Are you fucking serious?
Thanks, Emixata.
Okay, I have an idea. I'm just gonna fish from the pond up here.
I'll make a campfire, a temporary one.
I need some wood.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Pond. And I pray none of the monsters bother me.
I
What I got a fish
Everything's gonna catch on fire. Oh my god, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Dead!
That's my fishing rod.
We just found this forest.
I can't burn it down.
Another fish.
I have to murder the fish.
Have I let me murder the fish?
Okay, so we have fish morsels.
I'm going to use this as fuel.
fire. I'm gonna fish on my fishing rod brakes we need this food. Hello can I help you?
Buy fish things, this is great.
And I'm gonna try to get a lot of mushrooms down below.
I mean, we should have good food for a while.
Fuck.
I think my fishing rod broke, did it?
Oh my god, okay, well...
It's fine.
My brain is getting shriveled up.
I have 7 HP.
Things are looking pretty good.
Yeah, ruined poor roe.
Thank you for the prime.
I know.
Okay, I'm gonna try to sleep for sure I think.
I don't know if I have enough grass, though.
Oh, another berry bush.
Sick.
Oh, mushrooms?
This is great.
Alright, I think now I can go back.
This is fine.
Surprise, I'm still alive!
Day 13, not bad, right?
Not bad at all!
That'd definitely be way worse.
Okay, I need a lot of the mushroom trees, if possible.
My HP is suffering.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm leaving.
What was that?
All right, this is a good amount of mushrooms. I think I'm okay. Actually, I'm gonna get these
That was your friend! Oh, my friend! Great, I love friends!
Okay, I can try to sleep tonight. I haven't found any...
Any... I think it's just the beefalo that gives fur?
Yeah, I haven't found any. Stay back, Bat. Stay the fuck back.
Okay, well, I should be getting some good heals from, um...
Um, we're about to cook, let me talk to my plants.
Actually I need to cook.
Look at all these berries bro!
Fifteen HP. Will we survive?
Dude, my berries are growing though!
Meatball. Dude, yes!
Yes!
Oh my god, yes.
We are in business.
Oh, I can make three more meatballs.
Okay, this is huge.
Okay, more of that.
Okay, but next time I get hit by anything, I think I'm just dead.
I've got no help- OH SHIT!
Carrot plant!
What do I get?
Oblong seeds.
Uh, okay let me make another garden hoe.
Or garden tool.
I need sticks, I need sticks over here.
I'm still going crazy, so that's not great.
I'm planting the seeds.
Dude, work in business now.
Things are looking up, I think.
Oh my god, it's dark.
It's dark.
A little bit of healing and a little bit of sanity.
I think I remember that.
Dude, why does the hunger deplete so fast?
It's my fire going to die before it's daytime.
I'm kind of worried, and that won't be good.
is getting kind of low. I've survived two weeks! Are you guys proud of me? Okay um...
Flower crown.
I need 12?
Oh my goodness.
Things are at least looking up.
not as bad now. Things are not as bad now. Okay, let's see. So I was up here. Oh, wait,
There's a ton of berry bushes!
I think I should go get those.
What should I be working on now?
Running rat, campfire...
Now we...we're surviving.
Hello bird, don't mind me.
I want to know how to get the cat.
I don't know how to find the cat tail.
When I get the Cat Tail, I can get a Cat Friend.
Does anyone know how to get the Cat Tail?
You have to kill a raccoon, you have to dig graves for loot.
Are you sure? I can dig graves, I know where some graves are.
It's not a trick, is it?
I'm on the hunt for a raccoon, or more graves.
I mean, we can dig up some graves.
Hmm.
I'm pretty healthy now.
I feel like I have enough food stuff for a little bit that I could do some adventurous
stuff.
Maybe not.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I want to fight you.
Oh, shh.
Oh my god, I was almost over. I have one health.
Holy fuck.
That was uh, almost GG.
You're a tempered lion thanks to the gift of a metallic knight. Thanks for three months, holy shit.
I almost just...
That was not good.
Bro, I gotta fight that bird.
It doesn't heal?
It probably heals.
Probably like one HP.
A pumpkin plant?
Forget me lots.
Oh, about pumpkin.
Sharp seeds.
Where's my hoe?
There we go.
A Toma root plant, or a tomato, I guess.
I made all kinds of seeds now.
So, what is this?
I can eat it.
I guess I'll cook it with some mushrooms.
Dude, I'm so fucked.
Uh, healing.
Dude, none of this I can make right now.
I'd have to go fight the spiders, but I've got one health.
Fuck.
I'm going to make a big fire and then go sleep.
Oh, my lord.
It might be time for a next game soon.
I've been playing this one for a while.
Well, I still want me to keep playing this.
I do feel like I'm not going to survive for much longer, because I've had quite a few
close calls.
My sanity is nice and plump.
I think I have enough HP I could go fight the spiders, or maybe I'm stupid.
Might fuck myself up.
And the run by 1B1ing the bird again?
I could go 1B1 the bird.
I don't know, the bird probably heals, right?
I might get one shot.
All right, good morning.
Make a bowl.
Let's cook some more shit.
I'm having a good ingredients, actually.
Oh, I know, I have tomato.
Okay, mild final meal.
I'd pick up any more shit, I did.
All right, last meal.
Off to war! Kill this damn bird!
56 months, Plum-chan.
Out of the roll list, thanks for 56 months. Welcome back.
This damn bird is going down!
And we will take its egg as our spoils.
Um, are you not gonna attack?
Woo!
Oh, I'm dead!
Ah, fuck.
Well, GG.
I thought I could kite it out.
I should have waited for him to attack.
Alright, next game.
That was fun.
I enjoyed that.
Okay, what is next?
Okay, I meant to remove that.
Oh, it's retro re- I've already played this one.
I've already played this one.
I mean, I could work on my shop more.
Yeah, let's just skip.
Oh!
Well, I've had people asking me to play Slay the Spire
for so long, even like my off-stream friends.
All right, first time Slay the Spire.
Is this a controller game?
Game?
There we go.
That was weird.
And the iron clad.
I don't know how to play this game.
game so this will be my tutorial.
Yeah, UIsLand, thank you for three months.
Act one, overgrowth.
As of the volume, it's kind of quiet for me.
If you're even so playing cards with your hand,
cards require energy to play.
Once you're out and your turn at the start of your turn,
new cards are drawn, your energies are punished.
It's quiet, I'll fix it in a second.
Play defensive cards to gain block when enemies are about to attack you.
Block reduces incoming attack damage, but wears off at the start of your next turn.
Do your turn to conserve an enemy's intent.
If the enemy is intent on attacking, be sure to block.
How's that?
Oh, they used to- Oh, okay.
Oh, I see.
Tip, you can't play this card.
Cards gotta be played if you don't have enough energy.
And you're trying to replace your energy and draw a next card.
Okay.
Tip, no records.
If there are no cards to draw, your discard pile right is shuffled into your draw.
draw pile left okay he doesn't have his pet so I'm just gonna back
you mister exo xo 69 thank you for the eight months I think he's just dead yeah
I'm just dead I got 17 oh I pick out a card your deck are 17 gold a lot of
card.
Um, deal 7 damage, deal, gain 7th strength this turn.
Uh, exhaust.
This sounds pretty good.
Take that.
Oh wait.
Oh, I can, oh, OK.
I see.
We will go this way.
So this is like Gwent, right?
I mean, it's a card game.
That's a card game.
So do I, yeah.
Draw a card exhaust.
Okay, I'm gonna pick the end.
Vulnerable.
I should probably kill the old guy first.
I wanted to put vulnerable on the big guy though.
Okay, deal 8 damage.
I should've used my other card.
Cam left side.
Uh, is that good?
That's probably good, right?
Let's go!
That card.
Tip power cards.
Power cards apply a buff to you and use Buster Rain for the duration of a single combat.
Okay, I'll take that one then.
I
Like tiny shrink while shrinker Beatles alive your tax till 30% less damaged
Fire
I am
I'm sure you could just kill him.
Yeah, I don't have to defend.
I mean, a Fire Potion.
Drink or throw potions during combat.
Potions stay with you throughout the run.
He'll 20 damage, add a card to your deck.
8 damage damage is vulnerable hits twice. I have a lot of vulnerable cards.
We will take that.
Ooooooh, a beard onus nest. You spot an enormous shambling beast chase off an injured green bird in the alcove the bird fled from.
A single unguarded egg lies at the end of your stomach, gurgles.
Take the egg, add the egg to your deck. Unplayable can be hatched out of rest site.
I guess I'll take the egg with me, but I mean, I kind of want to eat it, but...
Immersions.
Oh...
This one's on sale.
I'll take that.
Tactile, eat damage, damage, all other enemies equal to the damage dealt.
I'm gonna get this crazy card.
Alright.
We will go... this way.
Ooh, kitties!
Slippery wears off, I'm slippery.
Nice, I think it loses HP, it only loses 1 HP instead.
Oh!
10 damage to all of these people.
Okay, I just wanted to see if that would go past their shield or not now I know.
No amount of shield is going to save you!
Excuse me?
I'm literally doing just fine, I'm doing great.
Twin strike!
Summer rain, thanks for 60 months, hello!
A card.
Uh, a possible mystery attack played this turn.
Shrug it off.
This will take some.
Okay, I should be able to hatch the egg now.
Tip resting. At a rest site, you can stop and take a breather after selecting one of the options you must move on. Choose wisely.
I'm gonna hatch the egg.
Bird swoop deal 14 damage and it costs 0.
It's a pretty good card.
I got a bird pet now!
Yes!
Get him, bird!
Woo!
Ow, that hurt.
That was going to beat his ass.
Woo!
Strength potion, gain two strength.
Okay, add a card.
I want to play and attack this turn, gain three block.
I'll check that out.
That says going pretty well so far.
Sapphire seed, you narrowly avoid stepping on a bright, sharp seed.
It's unmistakable color gives away that it's a sapphire seed.
Color gives away that it's a sapphire seed.
Weren't these incredible seeds supposed to be extinct?
Legends say that consuming one can greatly amplify your endurance.
But what if you plant inertia instead?
Mm.
Anonymous.
Anonymous, thank you for the gift sub to Nancy.
Enchant a card.
I'm going to eat it.
All right, what is this for?
She's a card to upgrade, I'm gonna upgrade Bird Swoop.
You ingest the sapphire scene with in moments your limbs feel more agile, color sharpening
your sense of the souls of nearby foes.
Good thing you didn't step on it.
Delicious!
Ooh!
Relics found her with the Spire Grant unique bonuses that remain throughout your run.
Like we found at treasure rooms random events or by defeating elites
Okay for plating at the near turn gave one block. Okay, I will accept that
Track our Raider Brute Raider Crossbow Raider
All right, Nanna, thanks for another gift sub.
I should have just killed the other guy if I was dumb.
I might take more damage now.
10 damage. Okay. Now he's dead. Defend. Kill this guy. Yeah! That card. Draw 3 cards.
Gain 7 block. Exhaust 1 card. Feel 13 damage. Plot 1 week. This one's 0. Just to draw cards.
don't have anything like that so that seemed good to get a little nibbit
these guys are tanky as hell oh my god yeah chaos thank you for two years welcome back
Let's back this one and bird swoop this one.
He's dead.
Very nice.
Yo, I want a QGF.
Thank you for the prime.
Don't we are.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, thank you for the five gifted.
Thanks, Oaf.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, hype train.
Yippee, energy.
I need to use my potions.
I haven't been paying attention to those.
Loose 3 HP, gain 5-3-8. We'll take roll 1, I guess.
Hey, rest time. We will rest.
I'm full health now.
Having taken the wrong path for a good while, you find yourself in a thick jungle of ferns, shrubs, and vines.
especially vines. Exhaustion sets in and a dark thought comes to mind. You are
lost, unprepared, and the inevitability of death is approaching. What do you do?
Gain 95 gold, lose 8 HP, heal 24 HP, fight some enemies. I'll use 8 HP on full health.
Take some money. You hack and slash your way through the jungle, but it goes on
and on. You sustain yourself on strange fruits, crunchy bugs, and drink the
nectar of glowing plants but you start feeling paranoid but then you find a
clearing a trail and some gold coins scattered on the ground amongst the
coins are some crudely drawn maps problem solved. Uh-oh my first elite.
I want to wait till it's vulnerable to use some of these.
I'm going to use the fire potion, um, strength potion, why not?
Oh wait, I'm out.
Fuck.
I fucked up
No, I'm fine
Play too much Gwent I
Guess it's a little different vodka start each combo with one strength
Okay, that's an item.
Ooh, gain energy at the start of each turn.
Deal 32 damage.
I'll take Pyre.
Sounds good.
Oh, that's rough.
Now what the fuck is this?
I'll defend, draw three cards.
Oh shit, he has slippery fuck. I wasted my board thing. I didn't notice. Okay, well this will take it off, right? It will help take it off.
Do 11 damage
Fuck it
You know say boss thank you for the gift stuff to happy birthday streamer. It's not my birthday
wound unplayable
Playable cards gonna be played why?
Okay
I might be in trouble.
Happy birthday to you's birthday, ma'am.
Warger, thanks for 29 months.
It's not my freaking birthday!
Oh, bird swoop!
Okay, nice and then I can apply more
That's huge
I think we're fine
Not too bad for a first run
Yeah
Don't know when it's your own birthday? Well, it's today my birthday?
She was a card
Transform all texture hand into giant rock you'll 16 damage you'll 40 much twice
It's also random attack in your hand and add its damage to this card
This primal force not seem crazy
Or is this a bait giant rock?
and they do 16 damage. Fuck it. I'm taking Primal Force. Act 2! I made it through! Not
bad for a first run, I think. Oh, Pale, melting dragon. A puppet has arrived. Can you check
on Father I'm too tired add to relax your deck in 15 block next turn draw two
cards and gain three okay pales wing may sacrifice reward card rewards to pale
every two sacrifice obtain a relic start a turn draw one additional card at the
start your turn. Isn't this good? Pale's blood. Um, two relax. Pale's blood sounds good. Two
or three. Are we two sacrifices obtained a relic? Think of blood actually. Let's go,
Let's go down the middle this time.
Shit, it's a thieving hopper.
What is this?
Skateboards, try to escape the combat after five turns.
He stole my inflame cord!
What are you going to try to escape?
all into giant rock. Fuck it, primal force. Nice. Watch
re-vulnerable. Take your stolen card back. Let's go. Now a card for the deck. Bloodletting.
Lose 3 HP, gain 3 Energy, 2 Strengths to turn, deal 4 damage, apply 1 Vulnerable to all enemies.
I feel like, oh this is a plus too, that means it's upgraded, right?
Seems good.
I'll switch to Undown.
Matcha!
Self-help book, on the floor lies a tome, top 3 ways to conquer the spire.
The book is encrusted with blood, so you find this manuscript how suspicious will you read it?
She's an attack to enchant.
Or a sharp two.
Increases damage on this card by two.
Oh, okay.
Uh, let's put it on bird swoop.
You flip the book or read the summary.
Critics and cultists agree that sharpened pointy weapons are the best way to inflict
damage.
There's a price sticker on the back of the book, cross-ed and marks with a greatly reduced
price.
Hi, kitty.
My kitty
Hey, I have a lot of bulls. I'm gonna go to the merchant
Mayhem that looks like a wheel and so your turn play the top card of your draw pile
Bro, it's really got a wheel on it
Check Rolex first. Oh, I was taking strike deal additional three damage
Every three turns gain an energy a happy flower
Inchance attacks to 9 additional damage. I don't know if I have enchance attacks.
Draw a card.
I'ma buy the happy flower.
And mayhem, so it looks fun. I just want it.
I don't know if it's actually good or not. I know now I'm never from this game.
Okay, Prismal...
I don't think so.
What is this?
Invalence.
If Mole Blocks, Rocks, Attacks are fully blocked, it becomes stunned.
It's fully blocked.
15 damage, though.
Okay, bird swoop.
force. Fuck it.
Let's go!
We have battle trance, draw 3 cards, split top card.
I'll take another battle trance.
We got Pyre!
We got Primal Force as well.
Fuck it.
Wait.
Ah, bother.
I thought I had more attack cards.
Tender.
Whenever you play a card, lose one strength and one dexterity.
Mayhem.
Haha!
Tender every play card lose one strength and one dexterity.
Right, huh?
Okay.
Well, I've got bloodletting, let's see what I get with this.
Alright, fuck it!
We're going all out!
Oh, I should have done this first.
Whoopsie.
That's great.
Oh, so mayhem is a permanent thing for the fight.
I like that card.
I don't know, if you get blocked, you'll 5 damage to a random enemy.
Anger plus, you'll 8 damage.
You gotta copy this card into your discard pile.
I mean, it costs zero energy and it's an anger plus.
Juggernaut sounds pretty good.
I guess I'll take Air Plus since it's upgraded.
I can't really use that.
Yo, numskull, thank you for the fine.
I made him.
Ooh, 34 damage, that's huge.
Alright, um, 3 energy.
Does the energy carry over to my next turn if I use bloodletting?
Guess I should.
Oh, look at that, I'm dazed.
Oh my goodness.
No? Okay.
Woo!
Ornamental Fan, every time you play 3 attacks, you'll turn again 4 blocks, okay?
I do that sometimes.
Pillage, deal 6 damage, draw cards, so you draw a non-attack card.
Deal 9 damage.
increase this card's damage by five this combat gain 12 block whenever your
attack is turned you'll for damage back
um
what do you guys think flame barrier does cost to but this will look better
Yo Datumman, thank you for the 5 gifted subs! Thank you!
Thank you Datumman. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I need to heal. I shall rest.
Thank you Datumman. W5. I love to see it.
Riga Pillow, whatever you rest, heal an additional 15 HP.
Well, I wish I found that before I went to the campsite.
That's okay.
What is this?
The enemy tends to summon monsters.
I'm just gonna hit them then I guess.
Mayhem, let's go!
I should have hit that guy, I would have killed the other guy no more, that's okay.
Fuck, I was hoping to get...
Um...
And the floss.
Hopefully he doesn't summon more shit.
I don't know how it works, but this is fine.
Little 23 damage, die.
Let's go!
Fish oil, gain 1 strength on dexterity.
Alright.
Add a card to your deck and I'm gonna lose HP on your turn, gain 1 strength, deal 6 damage.
I have just 6 damage draw cards so you're drawing on a attack card.
I'll take more attack cards, I guess.
Skip? What's the point of skipping?
Is it good to skip sometimes?
Johnny! Thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Johnny!
W, Johnny, thank you!
Thank you, so nice!
Oh, Gandhi, thanks for 39 months!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let's go to Fire. Let's play, um...
Ooh, uh...
How?
Ouch.
Spark the first time Fester President takes attack damage, the attacker gains energy.
Okay, Spike Storm, thanks for the 4 months.
Okay, that was trash, that's fence. Flame barrier, whenever your attack is starting to get too
damaged. Take that flame barrier, crumble, dismantle, and strike.
That was the fence, cool.
And remove.
Yeah, Storm Sorcerer, thanks for 7 months, anonymous, thank you for the gift of the title.
That was good pretty tanky. Oh bird swoop nice that that Maya mayhem did that
Dynastial enemies cost one last for each okay, um I could just turn these all into rocks
Like low-key just don't it just don't it bro
Just don't
I'm not so stable here, um...
Retain your hand for two turns, but tank cars are not discarded at the end of the turn.
Motion belts? Oh, more slots, okay.
Until nine damage and draw card, deal six damage and copy this card to your discard pile.
At a random attack and to your hand, it is free to play this turn, exhaust.
I'll take that.
The kitty is here! She knows I've been live for six hours!
Um, fire?
And then...
Let's go.
And then just in time!
Form some hit by attack, deal five damage back!
Okay, I'm gonna try...
Okay, this is fine.
And they have...
This is kind of scary.
A bird swoop?
Okay, this is huge.
We're fine.
Okay, we're fine.
Nice.
I don't know what I was worried about.
That's what the coach told me is lose 17 or lose 7 strength.
Remember Cardi, exhausting in three block?
Deal damage equal to your block, body slam.
I'll take one more tap cards.
Uh, unknown or elite.
I think I know what I'm kinda low.
Oh shit, this guy looks shady.
You turn a corner and suddenly a shadowy figure is just standing there.
He pivots to face you.
Welcome, what are you trading?
The figure inquires as he flares open his cloak to reveal a slew of suspicious wares.
trade regal pillow for lantern wait start combat with an additional energy
common one strength sparkly road is started third turn game one strength
and one dexterity can play three attacks in four block red mess start each
combat play one week to all enemies
I would say the lantern I think I won't heal as much here without so I think I'll
be fine. The insatiable, he tends to give you six status cards. Okay, um, the flame
barrier.
There's a little scary, not going to lie.
Frantic escape.
What did those do?
I didn't get to read it.
I'm getting closer and closer to him!
Get further away, increase Sampert by one.
Increase the cost of this card by one.
I don't want to get sucked in, dude.
Scary.
I feel like I'm just equal to your block, I think I'll do the possible last fur.
Sorry, free.
I'm not even average.
I'm getting closer!
Okay, I should be fine, I should be fine.
I'm so low.
Oh my gosh.
Don't you go to your block any block or bird swoop? This is huge
Okay, I don't know if it's enough though
I'm scared bro
Um, can I kill him in this round?
I think I can kill him in this round.
I got a giant rock for that shit.
Yeah!
Offering, lose 6 HP, gain 2 gain 3 cards, exhaust.
Maybe draw a card containing strike and it's played against a random enemy, exhaust your
hand offering we draw a card saying strike oh my gosh what the heck yo you
you island thank you for these 33 gifted subs what the heck thank you I think I
said you we swam before is it you island thanks for thank you for the 33 wow
Like Expedition 33, one of the best games ever made.
Thank you!
Thank you, you!
Wow, 33 GIFs up so kind, thank you!
Ole, mole!
What is this game, it's gonna ruin your giant rocks?
Does it?
Frick!
Give yourself to me and you'll be feared as much as I.
Gain energy to start each turn.
Vaku plays your first turn for you.
Add two random curses and three wishes to your deck.
When you encounter the merchant, immediately obtain everything he sells!
I'm taking a parasol, dude, that sounds crazy, okay.
The merchant's over here, we're gonna go this way.
That sounds insane, I mean, hopefully, there's nothing like bad, right?
He can maybe sell something bad, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to take two shots.
I'll do the block, do this, paper cut, so remember score, buy and deals, unlock, attack,
damage you lose 2, max HP.
Okay, so I bought a block.
Out of random attack, your hand is free to play this turn.
These ones being dealt 12 damage to all enemies, okay?
I like this is crazy.
Woo!
Crazy turn!
Turn oh evil eye being eight block or eight block if you have exhausted a car this turn
The car would just come around top of your draw pile
Evil eye sounds interesting
Skip oh because you don't want your deck to be too big right?
That makes sense
Hey merchant give me everything you everything you have wait, but my deck my deck now
It's gonna be a lot
And what she's a card to remove
Hey, what did I just get?
Maybe I want to remove one of the ones I just got
Body slam I
Don't really have a lot of block. They don't get rid of body slam fight me deal five damage twice game three strength
And he gains one strength
I don't know if I want that
Rupture or Lose each winter in one string.
Jack of all trades, add one random colorless card into your hand.
Draw three cards exhaust.
Remove your basic ones first.
Oh, okay.
So what did I get?
Whenever an enemy dies, gain energy and draw a card.
Start with three thorns.
First time each combat, you exhaust the skill, hand a copy of it into your hand.
Oh, I got some potions. Not that crazy, but it's pretty good, isn't it?
Living Shield and Turret Operator. 25 block.
Okay.
Is this the new Witcher expansion?
Yes.
Holy...
He's dead! The thorns killed him! Let's go!
Holy shit, I have a lot of shit.
Let me draw a card containing strike that is played against a random enemy.
Dude, I don't think I have a lot of strike.
You have way too many cards.
I don't know what to do about that.
At the end of your turn, one random attack and your hand is played against a random enemy.
These are plus cards though, shouldn't I take it even if it's plus?
I'm taking it.
It's my first run.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
I've never played this game before.
Oh shit, he has a familiar Six of Damage Fall Enemies.
I
Was gonna hit me he'll die
Mayhem stampede
I need Omni Slice, Bird Swoop, I'm just going to kill this guy, yeah!
Ooh, the 3-0 damage for all your cards containing Strike, if exhausted, gain 4, um, do I want
Either of these?
I don't really understand the cards containing strike thing.
You have 38 cards?
Doesn't matter?
All right, I'll skip.
The word strike in the name.
So twin strike, OK, I see.
Oh, they steal my thoughts, I think is what they do.
Force.
I lost myself.
I might be in trouble, bye Shudder, see ya!
I
What?
Swoop
My god, he's still alive
All right, there we go.
I forgot about potions.
Oh, sure, I'm using my potions.
Yeah, I'll use the potions this time.
I could just get a bunch of giant rocks.
Holy shit, I didn't wait too much.
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sleeping.
I mean, it's really not that bad.
Woo!
I guess I'll just keep skipping.
Starscawe with 10 block. That's pretty good.
This game's quite useful. What the fuck?
Soul Nexus. You're gonna attack with 29 damage?
Oh my god, Cheddar, I can't see.
Cheddar, you're blocking the screen.
How do I can't see? I can't see, I can't see!
Let's do this.
Mr. Cheese, I can't see!
out might be GG this guy seems super strong
I can't see I should play rage first
My run
There's 542 seems okay for a first run
Not too bad
Definitely be worse. In the timeline, reveal epochs to unlock Karn's relics and much more.
Chapter 5 Niow. Shatter I can't see! Mother of Resurrection, Niow! Awaken from her slumber,
Rise champion, again, again.
The owl now greets you at the start of each run.
Nusa the Spire's reopening made its way to the silence.
She ferries a boat to the capital.
The silent snakes pass the gate wards with ease and enters the spire once more and lock
the silent as a playable character.
Nice, Edward.
The Ironclad.
A warrior from a faraway land entered the spire,
driven by pure instinct and a cursed bloody,
a lost all reason identity,
all who prevent his ascent shall perish.
Uh, long cards will appear in future runs.
Okay, cool.
The Ironclad Strength Surge- PLACEHOLDER?
Wait, it's like an MS Paint drawing.
The Ironclad Strength Surge is- The flames that demonic pack course through this blood.
Cuts and bruises heal rapidly.
The Valley Guard are cleaved in two.
The Desert Tribor burns to a crisp.
Wind walkers smash into the ground, and even a familiar horde of aggressive bronze-cladded
warriors are set ablaze with these exciting new flames.
All the ironclad's enemies are shown no mercy.
All the ironclad's ironclad were the one.
All the bugs will appear, Red Skull, Paper Frog, and Ruin Talment.
Very cute.
Another placeholder, a void of nothingness, but then the world came into existence.
It churned about and molded itself to that which tells stories.
this journey lay a planet named Preon, a mere speck in the universe. They say that a great
story about a spire took place there. The fallen cars will appear in future runs.
Wow.
Amazing. Okay, I'll do another run, but I need to pee again. I don't know what to do.
Hello?
I missed.
The silent, a hundredth of a spy race, stabbing poison away.
I'm glad, okay, I'll try the silent, I just unlocked her, so.
I've remade you go up, let him wait, she's one of two colorless cars out of your deck,
nutritious oyster, raise your max HP by 11, receive green, gain 333 gold!
Oh my.
Um...
Unplayable Eternal.
I'm almost agreed, I think.
Just a curse, but look, I'm rich!
432 gold!
Holy shit!
Can you imagine being this rich?
Hmm.
Alright, um...
My soup is so hot.
Um...
I'm gonna go the far left path this time.
The cup, it's a Maxim Tomato from Kirby.
It's supposed to have a little leaflet too, but I can't find it.
I can 8 block discard one card, I can 5 block.
Deal three damage, apply one week.
I'm gonna do that.
Uh, it only intends to debuff you.
So we will just do damage.
Dave, boy, thanks for getting the sub to Skippy Poppin!
There goes my greed.
Okay, now he's gonna deal damage.
My greed again
Dude, all I'm getting is DEFEND!
What is this?
Let's gooooo!
Okay, add a card.
Sucker Punch, deal 8 damage, play 1 weak, ricochet, slide.
Deal 3 damage to a random enemy 4 times.
six damage to all enemies. I'm gonna take Flick Flack I think. But this is versatile. You
I can also, this is also good against bosses.
I'll take flicks like that, it'll only cost one.
Oh shit, that's hard to scar, there we go.
What, I fucked up.
What kind of soup you got? Um, it's just my usual chicken broth
Delicious
She doesn't think about keeping her deck slim, sad, she doesn't think at all.
But I could have so many, so many swords!
So awesome!
Yay!
Shifts yield 4 additional damage.
Are shifts my basic attacks?
I don't think I have shifts, sly.
Gains 6 block.
No?
Zero costs, okay.
I'll take Acre soon and try to get Shibs, I guess.
Okay, I have tons of money.
First time you play a power game, seven block.
Raise your max HP by 10, retain your hand on the first turn, storm of steel, oh add one
shiv into your hand for each card discarded, wait this is perfect.
Flip Flak is on sale but I already have one of those right?
Yo Strawberry Shortcake, thanks for subbing!
Welcome!
After I was better, we play a card, gain one block.
That seems pretty good too.
Um...
Ahhhh...
Um...
Remove a card too.
Okay, I can do that.
I'm afraid of a strike, right?
I can't remove the curse, can I? No, I can't.
What about backflepper? Should I save my gold now?
Or I can just get another damage card?
Just save? Okay.
Charging on gains 61 gold, lose 8 HP, heal 21, fight some enemies. I'll fight.
Oh, that's a lot of them.
If I play a card and one block, she's into more damage.
Hopefully I got my Shiv card.
Ouchie.
After she plays a card and one block, okay.
My greed!
Oh, damn it.
Discard your hand.
I have one shift for each card discarded.
Ooh, but flick-flack.
Oh, it deals four damage exhausts.
I should probably do Flick Flack and then Storm of Steel, right?
No? Why not?
Read the Sly mechanic, what?
Sly makes it free?
But isn't Flick Flack still better?
Because it does six to all.
And there's four of them, so it's 24 damage.
Oh, they play when discarded.
Oh, wait, that's OP.
What?
My card's in here.
First combat.
Okay, cool.
She's a card.
Remember we draw cards during turn, deal two damage to enemies.
10 block, deal 10 damage removal, artifacts, and block from the enemy.
Expose seems pretty good and it's free.
card for any man play for free oh okay I see play for okay I see now I understand
I'm gonna have to block from the enemy.
Alright, I see now.
This is broken!
Okay, ricochet, another sly card.
I'll always take that, right?
I have no idea what's going on here, but I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm
I heard it though.
Oh, fuck.
No way, I should have played those two basic spooks.
I'm not sure what to do.
Make damage.
Couch.
Yay!
That's too bad.
Bag of preparation.
Start each combat.
Draw two additional cards.
Deal nine damage.
Deals four additional damage for each card discarded this turn.
That could work with the shiv card, right?
Or acrobats.
I could draw three cards.
That's three shivs.
As long as I don't discard the one that I need, you know.
Okay.
Expose...
Emporotics.
Oh, you got to choose to discard one.
Okay, sick.
Okay, this is about to be nasty.
Fuck it.
It's dead.
Cool.
Gain six block, add one shiv to your hand.
Gain four block, gain two dexterity.
This could be worth cloaking dagger to get another one, maybe?
I wish I had more of those cards that make my shivs do more damage.
Kuna, every time you play three attacks in a single turn game, one dexterity.
It's pretty good with my build, too.
Oh, wait, wait, ah, I fucked up, in eights, she has one of three cards in your draw pile
down to your hand, deal 12 damage.
Sorry if you comment. He'll 2 HP. That seems pretty good or I could remove a card
Just one three cards you just gonna drop all that to your hand
Maybe seeker and remove a card
You skipped the kunai?
Wait, did I not grab it?
Ah, shit.
I think I fucked up.
I didn't know I had to click on it.
My bad.
It's hard to discard.
I think my primary is just 10% more damage from attacks this turn.
Albert, Sean, thank you for the prime.
Oh, he's not gonna attack.
Let's use a buff.
Shall we begin?
Uh oh.
This is just for damage.
My turn.
Wow.
4 damage.
That's it.
Well, your mother is gaming.
Discards sly always. Oh, cuz it'll play, right?
It's not gonna ship your hand.
Ouch.
I'm just going to kill them.
I'm just going to kill him.
The energy gain additional energy is turned next to return.
Strike down me.
Cards can strike, deal 3 additional damage.
Backflip.
Six damage for each attacker he played this turn.
At three shins, you're hand exhaust.
I'm pretty low, I feel like I'm not gonna make it
as far as this run.
Golem, mole.
I'll be dead.
How are you liking the game?
He's dead.
How are you liking the game?
Yo, Brett, thanks for 23 months. That's a good game. It's definitely a good game.
Six hours on, peace.
Why does it have to block?
I think I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Fuck!
That was not as good as my first run.
I unlocked some stuff though.
Another placeholder.
And as quiet planet beasts of imagination began to daunt the world, they roamed the lands
in this time of simple, lethal violence, countless ways to kill, to feed, and proliferator-suggested.
Pauline's highest groups of schools even flowed into the nooks and crannies of Freon.
Yo, you islander, thank you for another 10 gifted, thank you!
Thank you, you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
New relics?
Very nice.
His majesty barely even looked any more and swiped through planet profiles in the current
constellation.
I demand to visit a more exciting planet.
The regent slammed his fist down on the space console, beep beep beep, anomalous planet detected.
The regent has arrived.
His majesty may now embark upon the spire, onwards, unlock the regent as a playable character.
A new character.
Hybrid Kyle, thanks for the three months.
cool. Very cool. Alright, I think that's it for me for today. I mean, I'm definitely
going to play more of this. I see why people like it. Another fun subsunday. Thank you
guys for watching today and for the follows and subs and stuff. I hope you all enjoyed
the stream and yeah I will be back very soon and don't forget to follow I stream
like five or six times a week so yeah let me get all these fucking short cuts
off my desktop all right I hope you guys all have a good night I will see you
all soon and yeah all right good night
guys bye bye everybody I hope you have a
lovely night okay bye bye we find an outro
song okay bye bye
I
I've got the stars that I've been found by the floor
My girl, my girl, my girl
You will be my girl, my girl, my girl
I will be
You will be my girl
You look so pretty, and I love this kid.
Don't go looking down, we're not going that way
At least I know I am here to stay
It's burning up in October and that's why