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Maybe through the night, maybe you'll welcome the morning
There's nothing you can do to keep me out
There's nothing you can do to scream and shout
Living for today, but you just can't fight tomorrow
Talking about the doors, but you never stop the song
There's nothing you can do to keep me out
There's nothing you can do to scream and shout.
So lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lovely, lovely, oh.
So lovely, lovely, you come so late still.
I promise it won't help.
Now every single day I just wanna hear you say.
So lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lovely, lovely, I'm so lovely, lovely, you come so late still.
I promise it won't help.
Now every single day, I just wanna hear you say
You need to know you said we could never end this all
You were smiling on my heart and now you're lying on my shoulder
There's nothing you can do to keep it out
There's nothing you can do, scream and shout
I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lovely, lovely
I'm so lucky, lucky, you can do this, too
I promise it will help
Know every single day that is what it is
I'm so so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky
I'm so lovely, lovely, you can do this, too
I promise it will help
Know every single day that is what it is, baby
You can never be forever
We're together, young and clever
You can never be forever, just keep it up
Strong as ever, stop, through the night and take
No words to say, oh
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
Does, uh, my mic and everything sound okay?
I have all my cables and stuff replaced
Are we done? Whatever
Okay cool. I haven't had any camera issues yet today. I was testing it for a little bit.
It was on a people cable. What the heck? Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Long life. Thanks
for 54 months. Coxson 19 months. Thank you Jupiter. Thank you for the 5 months. Oh thank
for the 10 gifted thank you you're the bacon sleeper uh kai ran o3 vulpin sitruck chinstero
lumpy pumpkin john tenno thank you guys for the resubs and stuff hello thank you so uh crazy
sonic raven for ever fire for the bets and mega red one year okay guys honestly i kind of just
swallowing witcher today like I got a grind you know it might just be a
gaming only day shit I feel like extra extra extra a bum today yeah so cute man
Thanks for the gifted sub
Yeah, it's a gaming Friday a
Variety gaming they
Here you do. Thanks for 14 months. I give me one more second. I forgot to do something
Hold on
I have one...
Silent Terror!
Along Pants.
Hello!
So what do you guys think about a long...
along gaming only stream I think I might just only play Witcher today I don't
know I gotta I gotta get through it there's other things I want to play too
though thanks fire rescue guy taco king thank you for the five gifted thank you
thank you thank you yeah bro I just bro I feel like such a bum today I don't know
what's been going on I feel like for the last marriage you go to the doctor with
last mother to randomly I'll just feel so fucking sick and tired when I wake up
I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Like, I feel like I'm gonna die, not literally, but I'm like, oh my god.
It was horrible.
Yeah, just chug, no vitamins.
I mean, that could be it, but I feel like I've been more healthy recently than in the past, so...
I don't know.
Big rules take to 19 months, and then I'm always like, oh, maybe I should cancel streaming this.
made us own it goes like this oh my god that was horrible big real singing for
the 19 months and Alex singing for the one year and whenever I'm sick I'm like
should I cancel stream I'm always like no no more I almost never cancel stream
know been very consistent lately he said you only in door that that's like I
don't only eat door-dash I only door-dash when I stream yeah but like of
course I'm not gonna go get up and cook while I'm while I'm in the middle of
stream I would you know I don't know may see thanks for the eight months all right
let me open witcher let's just play this shit
You guys hear the weedwacker in my backyard? I don't even know if there's anyone here.
Alright.
Yippee!
With possible SpaceX Starship flight tests in an hour.
Are they actually sending it though?
Oh shit.
Okay Chris, thanks for the 13 months.
Thank you, thank you. Cooking would be cool.
I do. I have been like, man, I haven't done anything besides react and game for most streams recently, but it's kind of great. I kind of like it.
I mean, I did like soapbox and stuff, but that wasn't really something I had to like plan myself, you know.
NPC Matt, thank you for the five. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay.
I feel like doing gaming stuff is just what streaming's supposed to be, you know?
Okay.
Do y'all really not hear the fucking weedwacker?
I feel like it's so fucking loud, like louder than me.
Maybe I'm crazy.
I finally lost it.
No, bro, what the- Okay, maybe my mixer is just better.
Y'all just can't hear all the background noise shit.
I don't know if I'm losing it.
Finally.
Finally.
Sin is making Japanese food?
Oh my god.
Well, usually when she makes food on stream, she'll bring some to me, but low-key, my room
is a fucking disaster today.
It's been horrible since I got back from LA.
So I don't know if I want Rosie to bring that IRL camera
in here, you know?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
You don't need to see that.
I noticed.
Wait, did everyone notice how bad my room is?
I mean, it's pretty bad.
But I was like, I don't know if people
are going to look at the background that much.
So I don't know.
He's doing sushi.
I heard sushi is actually way harder to make than it seems.
For a new contract, oh wait, what quest am I doing?
Oh, I'm on a level 34 quest.
Oh, Blood and Water.
Oh, wait, look, my DLCs did download.
See?
See, they're here.
Okay, let's do this.
Yeah, I don't know how to handle this war
Cause I could have sworn I bought the full game shit, but I guess I'm just a idiot.
Yo, Katerina, thanks for-
Kairia, thanks for the 40 months.
Someone just spit on me?
Whoa.
Oh, Deekstra.
You get the cat school set. What is the cat school set? Don't tell me it's some furry shit
Can't be
This guy reminds me of someone on Twitch, but I can't think of who
And not just cuz he's bald
The wild who's you look like?
No, it's not you Rob
I'm scared
Sorry Carol, but I've me own pile of problems just now. I've not recovered my lost property your help
You might know it's not sinner bro or soil so I don't owe you shit
Okay
Two roaches.
Okay, I'm so right now. I'm collecting friends to go fight the the fucking Ring Wraith guys back paint and thanks for 14 months
Thank you
Yes collecting friends
Why I'm watching Dragon Balls you on the TV
Same shit every day
Same fucking shit every fucking day.
Alright, where's this guy?
Over here.
Okay.
I don't know if I'm skipping a lot of the super important side quests here.
I'm just doing what the game tells me.
Yeah, Javier, thanks for the 16 months. Wait, Gwent?
Oh shit, wait, Gwent is the top thing to do with this guy.
Thank you, thank you, Javier.
Rich, thanks for subbing, welcome.
Alright, let us play.
Alright.
Got my dummy, I have a bunch of dog shit, I don't have any of my super good cards.
Fuck!
Okay, well I hopefully, hopefully he plays a spy on me.
He does have a similar deck.
We will see.
What is the real game here?
Oh my god bro something fucking horrible happened to me earlier today. I mean it was completely my own fault, obviously
But um, so you guys remember when I did the
You guys remember when I did the um, sorry my brain's lagging the card opening stream with Mary Bonnie and Jimmy
Um, so for a while I've been owing Mary money for the cards that I got to keep.
So today I finally sent her money on Venmo, right?
I typed in the wrong phone number.
I typed in the wrong phone number, and Venmo's thing is like, oh, once you send money you
can't get it back.
Luckily, it's been stuck on pending and I might be fucked up here by the way. Oh my god. I'm so fucked
Let's do a clear weather
But luckily I don't know if the number I sent it to is in service
So I'm hoping that it just cancels because it's been stuck on pending
So I might be okay, you know
Um...
Past. Okay, I'm gonna take back, um...
This.
And then pray.
He has three cards and I have three cards.
But I have, um, these cooperation cards so I might be okay.
Oh my god, I got it! No!
I don't- I didn't want to pull a dummy there.
Oh my gosh.
What am I supposed to do?
Well, I should- I should have waited to play that. He might have a scorch or something.
Okay, no, actually I think- I think we're okay. We're okay. We're okay.
That's his last card! We win! Two to twenty-six! Yippee! Okay, I guess my deck was just better.
This hasn't happened in a while. I mean, I usually win, but, um, not that easily.
Congratulations. Here. You earned the card.
Yippee!
I heard of a man came through Novograd recently.
You might be interested to know he's also a witcher.
Lambert, they call him.
Rosie Cheeks are thugging. Thanks, bro.
Not the only acquaintance you can check.
Such a masculine way to compliment someone's blush make-
He's in the area. You might try him.
All right
Now I need to ask this guy to help me fight the other
Wait, and she never problem
You use your help that came morning you can take Siri there
Yeah, I had to beat his ass in cards before I could ask him to help me with a life-threatening
You know this is how it is the hideout that is no more a weapon shipment that failed to make its destination
Uh, help Roach with his problems concerning Vess.
Okay, so I have to do his quest first, I guess.
Then we'll do that.
a couple of lads across the river. She plans to hit the black ones at Mobile
Dale. So, sounds about like what guerrilla fighters do. Yes, when they're ordered to.
Whereas I forbade her from leaving camp. Indefinitely.
Is Vess from the first game? You've got a problem in subordination.
What am I supposed to do about it?
Oh, second game.
There's so many callback characters.
Cosplay streamed them all? Yeah, I think I'll do a cosplay stream tomorrow, probably, because I think I have to make cosplay videos.
We will do that.
Yes, tick tock time.
Fuck you.
The NPCs are so fucking- you know who the NPCs in this game reminded me of you guys?
You guys talked to me the same way.
You're like, you spit on me.
You called me a fucking asshole.
be like shit for no reason. It's true.
Assholes.
what now a trio might be equipped sneaking closer over there neither do we
need therapy I think some of you guys need therapy not all you but some audio
You perfectly cultivated this yes yes I did Sam thanks for the 50 months thank you I
mean I don't know if you guys remember but there was a point where I mean so the
the chat became like this by design because there was a point where oh my
My god, the community was so...
It was so bad. It was like...
I don't even know how to describe it, like, toxic positivity or whatever.
Like, if anyone ever, like, made some kind of, like, banter-y joke to me or something,
people would ask, like, what is wrong with you?
Leave her alone! And there was one dancer, I was just like, guys, like...
I don't like this. I'd rather we just, like, joke around and shit on each other.
ever since then it's I've had I've not known peace I didn't know this could be
so so evil and I think I'm supposed to be fighting these guys
I
Was so tanky
She looks like she's crying
That's just my face
Tachi, give me the sub to fuck you, thank you.
I rode any of the things for the 19 months.
What, the camera's blurry?
Huh? It doesn't look like that for me.
Maybe it's because you guys realized you're such assholes and it's-
The teeters in your eyes from regret are making my camera look blurry.
Why is her shirt open?
The soldier's job to kill, that's not safe, not rescue!
If that is not your life, join the sisters and militia, study to be a healer!
Fuckin' hell!
How's that pink? It's a fact her shirt is open!
Get it back when you wize up, if you wize up!
Move out!
Like every single thing in her shirt is undone.
Roche just called her out, oh my bad.
perhaps I did need my just chatting time to get out all the that the I don't
even know the word the tension and hatred I feel for chat the banter now I'm
talking over the game dialogue even more than you manage with my bare hands
leave him alone you heard me I didn't I can't believe it
He came here to murder civilians. He's seen us. We'll have him return to his camp and report
And the air knows we can kill his men
Let him learn that we can also show me you're a rue
Let's let him go. No, she's right besides killing a defenseless. What is it with you? Roach?
Did the witcher take your stones? They're sadists. He's the occupier
Can we get a quick check on your stream?
Can't believe I got Mum2's stream, you know.
You're welcome!
Uh, on boys, wine boys.
What is this quest?
Oh, it's the fucking DLC again.
It keeps trying to make me do the DLC.
It wants me to do it so bad.
Cuz you're near oh, I can't I'm too low level right now, but I will probably play it
Yep.
Okay.
Royal hunt.
Take them all.
What level?
Uh, well, the DLCs recommends level 34- 34, Jesus, I can't speak, 34, I'm level 22, so
So I'm a bit of a ways off from the proper time to do it.
Excuse me?
That's over leveled AF.
Is 34 like late game?
I mean I don't know how high it grows.
It's just that high for when people beat the game ish.
I don't know.
Okay.
Now I need to go to Skellige, collecting more homies.
I get one one is after the main story, okay I will keep that in mind.
Skellige.
We are in Skellige.
I beat the game at level 30. Holy shit, then 34 is really overleveled, I would think, right?
Your Skellige, fuck me.
I don't even like you now.
Thanks, Christmas, for 22 months.
Just kidding.
I mean, you guys... Yeah, I was gonna say you guys typed that word, Memote, anyway.
Just kidding. I like my chat, of course.
Obviously, I am biased, but when I look at other people's chats, I'm like, well, my chat is way, way more fun.
Get on a boat.
Champagne, thanks for 17 months.
And who do I think has the worst chat?
No, I think Forcin' and E-Rob's chats are fine.
They just purposely try to be antagonistic, but that's what they want, right?
So is it really bad?
I mean, do you think Forcin' likes his chat?
I feel like he likes it.
Oh my fucking god.
Get off my boat, asshole.
I feel like there's probably no streamers
that don't like their own chat.
I feel like it's like you gotta just quit at that point.
Or you just want to talk to them at all
and then they probably leave, right?
I don't know.
You do this main mission,
you'll fail the Danuine side quest, really?
Are you sure?
Ah, let me see.
Oh, do you mean the wild hot one?
Just talking the mods and VIPs bro. Do you guys ever go to those streams where
the entire chat is VIPs and it's so intimidating because they type so much
I'm like, oh, I'm just a fucking loser. How can I compete? Oh my gosh.
Oh, bad. I'm looking for a teleport thing since I'm already here.
What, there isn't one here.
Okay, well, what is the dandelion quest?
I don't see the dandelion quest.
Cabaret?
Cabaret?
Cabaret?
Okay.
I will do it.
We shall return in our boat.
You can fast throw.
Can I do it for anywhere though?
Oh, that's right, you can.
Okay.
I thought I had to be at a port or something.
All right, on my way to help my friend.
Sundance, thanks for the 10 months.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Get Kuu, they still have 30 months!
How am I supposed to take this and get poor account?
Meow.
Wait, what do you mean, PURR account?
Hold on, but it's- it's- you can only redeem one ticket per stream.
What does that mean?
What is that supposed to mean?
Yo, Code Red, thank you for the 10 gifted!
Thanks, Code!
Thank you so much!
Yippee!
10 gifted subs.
Thanks, Code!
Very kind.
Oh my gosh, Reaver, thank you for the...
What is...
What is it?
What is it?
Reaver, thank you for the 5 gifted and ZR Capuccino, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Wow. Thank you so much
How many steps
Right, where's my damn arena?
So I've heard out there I
Just walk right past her
I'm an idiot asshole. Whoa. Oh my gosh. F Prince. Thank you for the five in APOC. Looker. Thank you for the five
Thank you guys.
It's not how we...
Okay, I'm doing a dandelion quest.
Like you guys requested.
Oh, this is the first live stream I have seen.
Welcome.
But why is this happening again where she has a book in her? This happened the other time I came to see her, too
What the heck
Camila, thanks for the two months
Holy moly
I don't understand how every game like this I play I get so many bugs I get
like every bug possible no like a real reason just bad luck or something
I'm so annoyed. Okay meet him after dusk. What is after dusk like 8 p.m.?
We'll do 7 p.m.
Okay, apparently it's still not dusk 9 p.m.
There we go.
There's this guy.
Wait, who's Saphronia?
What happened to the other girl?
Wait, the girl with the really pretty voice.
Oh my god, Dandelion, you fucking whore.
Who knew you'd see the sense in it right away?
Who's so frena how we do we even know what that is?
What other girl what was her name?
Name Patricia what happened to Patricia?
Are you serious? Oh Priscilla not Patricia close enough. You know who I meant, right?
Better than none
Written your lines already you've written what so you know what to say during the performance here
Andromas, put it on. Sophronia can't recognize you, but no time. Sophronia is coming stick to the plan
We'll meet at the rosemary in the morning
Is this a phonia stop right there
Not your lucky day miss I should have clicked read from card
Drop your sword
This is your mask is hot pink
The ladies love him the city call me the crimson Avenger, bro your pink not crimson
More like the crimson asshole
Silence, Furman. You shall regret the day you were born.
Goodness. Yo, Joel, thanks for the six months.
Hope, I've been hit! Ow!
Oh, you got hit at once!
Dude, he had like one HP!
Oh no, do you think Daniel is going to be mad at me for ruining the plan?
Oh no.
Fortune, thanks for 16 months.
Guys, I fucked up the plan.
I thought he could handle a hit or two.
Oh, I fucked up.
He's gonna hate me now.
I'm supposed to lose? I know, but I thought, like,
you know, like, I fight him and then he hits me and then that's it.
Guys, am I gonna lose a friend?
Okay, now we gotta wait till it's morning time.
Unchained, thanks for the four months.
We fucked up.
You hate too early.
We agreed to meet today, so we've come today.
Supplies are all holding, and crews raring to work.
We'll start as soon as our lovely directorist gets round to deciding on the decoration.
But Dandelion doesn't even have the coin to pay you.
Turns out he does now.
Poor Priscilla.
Priscilla deserves better than Dandelion.
What do you mean poor Dandelion, bro?
He's a- he's a frickin' manhole, we're trying to have ten girlfriends!
Hm, what are our choices?
Master Damnedilion said he was torn between ruthless and a peter.
He promised to let us know his choices as soon as we arrived.
Now we are here, but no decision's been made.
And the ladies' poverty surprised Mr. Tunes.
They'll have made his whole renovation for our sake.
For me?
Well it's not for me.
But would you please decide when I bust the mess hole?
No idea what that's about.
Yeah, you've no idea.
Say something.
Uhhhhhhhhh
Theater?
How do you say this?
Boudoir? I thought that was like when
women wear their underwear
for pictures.
Should I just let her pick?
What do I do here?
That's a bedroom.
Ohhhh!!!
How do you know that?
Because like...
How do I know that?
But isn't this like a word for lingerie?
I don't know.
I mean I have a girl, like I go to like girl's clothing sites.
I've seen this word before.
Boudoir, Boudoir.
French for bedroom.
Crest, maybe they use it for like,
like Boudoir, like bedroom clothes.
We're gonna pick Boudoir, I guess.
I don't even know what that looks like.
Just don't go overboard on stuffed upholstery.
No wonderful choice it is.
Gentlemen, you're done lolliegagen. Get to work.
Everyone's in their underwear back there.
Oh well. Guess this cabaret is the real thing.
Ever since Thandelion inherited this place, he's talked about it constantly.
I just never expected him to take action.
Action and so quickly
No, no, I can settle down now. I have to keep an eye on the business
Despite what people say about him dandelion approaches life very rationally
We talking about the same dandelion man who is it a fortune with heaven over grand in one night
Dandelion can also be a vice-president eye tracker. She'd be so exposed
Is it really that weird to look at something that's on the screen?
I wasn't like staring at or anything, but like it's there, I noticed it.
Of course I noticed it.
I wasn't staring, I'm a fucking freak, unlike some people who are always projecting onto me and getting mad about something.
Alright, where's my void dandelion?
Then tell him that his business is going to be decorated like the boudoir.
He'll be so happy.
I mean, I do actually have an eye tracker. I just never set it up.
What's the ruckus about?
Polly and her half-brained fiance.
They're fighting.
She's the only one in this town who knows anything about choreography, and that Lumix won't let
her work for me.
Well, because you were trying to get it all look pretty weirdo.
What are you doing here?
We were going to meet at the Rosemary.
We were, but you didn't show.
Priscilla started to worry, so I came to see how you were doing.
Priscilla started worrying about me?
That's so nice.
Less for her than for you, I'm sure.
So let's get back.
Did you not hear what's going on in there?
We've gotta help Polly.
Why do beautiful women always end up with such d-
Bro, he's wanting to talk!
No idea.
Stand back.
For Priscilla.
Don't go down.
Wait!
Do we have to destroy her house?
She keeps a spare key around here somewhere.
How would you know she keeps a spare key around here?
It's not as if we started working together yesterday...
...before Polly joined forces with me.
Nobody is safe from the performative mail.
Yeah, let's look at his clothes.
They worked on the dance numbers. I can pose.
I never make business of flesh.
Who you were just saying is worried about us.
So enough of the chatter and start looking.
Fine.
Let's find the key.
Okay.
Damn it.
Now where would you be?
this rock right next to the door.
And a barrel right next to her front door, very, very smart.
Moons 27, Nezzy Moons 27, Nezzy.
All right, we are in.
Whoa, what a devil's this.
Get out of my ass.
Watch it, and leave the woman alone.
She's my betrothed.
But I'm not your property.
I love her.
I'll not let her swore her ass in his brothel.
Whoa, slow down.
What is going on?
This is purely one gigantic misunderstanding.
What is going on in the blink of an eye shove your excursions up your ass shut off
or split your scouts uh I don't fight this guy so please be courteous in
return in here and out maybe he's the normal one here all right so who'd be
alright Paulie's told me so much about you she said your error guys and have an
open mind. You said that. Well, there's a truth to it. My mind's an open source. But it's
open source. So the Analyze try to get an engaged woman to go work out the brothel.
Get out of here. That doesn't seem very good.
Let him finish. There's no brothel involved.
You see, friend, Daryl just hit the nail on the head, for what you have there is the old
of Whiskey Blackheart.
Oh, very.
From a time when my establishment was under different management, I, however, would never
let any indecency take place in my capital, and my very reputation precludes it.
He's so full of shit!
Her betrothed is a first-class artist, and I want to offer her a position worthy of her talents.
She's to be my choreographer, and that in turn means she'll receive a share of the proceeds from every performer.
So she's not doing the stripper dances, she's just being a stripper choreographer.
Is my bitrate horrible?
I knew you'd agree.
It's settled then.
See you at the rosemary, Polly.
No, OK.
Well, I'm off.
I'll catch up to you.
Oh, never expected that to go so well.
Should I just killed her husband?
Because it seemed like that was the other option.
We'll not kill him, but be his ass.
I could have skipped all that talking if you'd left it to me.
What, so you could snack him?
Stopped to think how Polly reacted to that?
Think she'd be thrilled?
What if he smacked you back in one?
Oh, that would never happen.
He wouldn't have won.
So, time to head back.
I recall, sir, thanks for 30 months.
I've turned up some good driving at Soapbox.
Commissioned some of the class guards from a while ago.
But Hubio came across the old truck.
I will be getting the mini Corvette back here soon.
They're shipping it to me.
I'll go see Rodlick. You head back to the room's marriage.
Heehee! I love this so much! You both!
Really?
It's so good.
You go?
Thanks for making it, Polly.
It's over for the hell of it.
Tell me where he lives.
Very nice.
Portside.
See you soon.
It's so good.
Oh!
That's so good.
Geralt's voice is so nice.
Now I can talk like that.
What do you guys think?
pretty good right I can make my voice real deep too what are you not impressed
what's the problem
Bandit!
Oh my god, there's- there- oh no!
What are they doing?
Not enough for everyone, so bugger off!
Meeting times, first come, first served.
I've never seen someone hurt themselves trying to lure their time.
I did not hurt myself.
You're not gonna rob him.
You're not gonna rob him!
You're not gonna rob him!
Yeah!
Hey!
Why doesn't he use his um...
He doesn't want to use his Witcher magic in fights.
Maybe it's like the Witcher code or some shit.
Just beat, beat you, beat you with my two bare fists and my foot.
I slapped him in the back of the head.
Ah, oh shit! What the hell?
I can't even drink potions.
Let's go!
Cause using magic is as violent as using swords.
It's a fist fight.
I mean, if I had magic and I got stuck in a fist fight, I would just fucking blast him with a fire cone, like who even cares at that point?
I've never been in a physical fight in my life, but maybe it's because people know there's no point.
Because I'm obviously so judge.
You know.
Like 15 oh my god how many fights have you guys been in like physical fights where people
like tried to hit you or you like had to hit someone I've been in zero one hundred fifty
Oh, wow. That's a little scary.
I feel like most people are saying, like, two or three.
Yeah, yeah, high school counts.
I haven't been in a fight even in high school.
40 plus for a playing hockey?
That sounds scary.
Oh, I got people probably be beating the shit out of each other in sports.
So scary.
Oh man.
When I was in high school, I was friends with some girls that were like, uh, I guess people
called them, like, hot, hot Cheeto girls.
I don't know if, like, that's offensive, but like the, you know, like very, very sassy
girls.
And they were like, oh my god, so and so, just trying to fight me after school.
I think I'm gonna go beat her ass.
And I would always be like, oh, I hope you're okay.
And in my head I'd be like I hope no one ever tries to fight me because I wouldn't know what to do
But no one ever tried to make me so
Agriculture thingy
I think I might have run into one of them then you know my predicament
Now Count Deluvitan has offered me the chance to win it all back. I'm the wager on a race
What's there to worry about this is your chance to settle up get a clean slate
They've had a spell of bad luck lately
Should I agree to believe it and offer and lose?
I had a girl who didn't like me in high school too, but it's because, um, I mean, to summarize
why, me and her were actually like kind of friends, and then she told me, oh my god,
okay, so me and her were kind of friends, right?
And then she got grounded, she got grounded and her parents took away her phone, right?
And so her boyfriend let her his iPod touch so she could still text people and let use
it, which is very nice, right?
Like lending, you know, someone your iPod touch, which is like basically a phone without
a data plan in high school.
So she would use her boyfriend's iPod touch and one day she told me, she was like, can
I tell you something?
I was like, what?
He said, I'm cheating on, well, this is like a summary.
She didn't say it like this.
She's like, I'm cheating on my boyfriend
with a guy from another school.
And I recreated it all in the Sims.
Like in the Sims, I have my character
and my boyfriend as a character.
And in the game, I'm also cheating on him
with the Sim of the guy from the other school.
And I was like, oh, that's cool.
And I thought about it, I felt like so bad about it
that like two weeks later, I told the boyfriend.
And after that, she knew it was me, I guess,
because the boyfriend broke up with her and was like,
and I need my iPod touch back.
So, her boyfriend broke up with her
and she didn't have a phone anymore
because she was already grounded
and he took the iPod touch back.
And it was true, like he looked at her SIMS account.
And so she hated me for the rest of high school.
And she would say horrible things about me.
Uhhh...
But yeah.
See look at her, I don't know.
I never saw it, but it was like...
Sims for mobile or something.
This was like 2000...
It was like 2013.
Go, Roach, go!
I'm spamming A.
Roach, go!
Yeah!
the snitcher bro I don't understand how like okay so I mean if there were someone like
I didn't know at all I would probably still like tell them or like tell their friends
or their friend can tell them right but this this it was like a guy who I went to school
It's like how can you see someone every day and not feel like shit for not telling them if you know something like that, you know
Thank you. I never expected this
May I ask to what are you this generosity?
Let's just say I like to do a good deed from time to time
Can we get those placards now?
I'll bring them to the rosemary in time just as soon as I settle my obligations fine see you there
Yeah, I don't know
Marvin, thanks for 46 months dude, every time I've heard about people cheating, I always
snitch, but I don't always snitch directly, because sometimes it's people I don't know,
but I'll tell their friend, be like, hey, I don't know if you know about this, and then
their friend can tell them, and it's less awkward, you know?
Oh my god, I've even had to do that with certain people who are on Twitch.
I don't think that any of them knew that I was involved with that, but I'm pretty sure
like multiple people telling them, so yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone always knows and finds
I don't know, so...
You knew what I was talking about! No, not him, I didn't know him at all!
They're the lion!
Oh, poor Priscilla!
What about Wotland? Did you get the black guards?
Wotland said he'd bring them on his own. He should be here soon.
Great! The best way I can think of to promote the chameleon.
Guess everything's ready. So when's the opening?
Soon. We'll start our dress rehearsal in an hour. I just need to knit back home for my dress.
Thanks for everything.
Don't mention it.
Seems my cabaret dreams are about to come true.
So, I'm going to celebrate.
Okay.
Why not?
We're going to party with Dan Lion.
I hope nothing bad happens to Priscilla something bad already happened in her row. She's dating dandelion
She said you're fat and you smell I'm telling him that
She said you've gained some weight and that you should bathe more often. Uh-huh very funny, Geralt shove it
Oh shut the hell up dandelion.
Simone too, thanks for the 20 months!
Thank you!
Normal rivals?
Oh, no, he's on his insole arc!
Oh, no.
Oh, no
Uh-oh, what happened?
Oh, okay, nice.
Oh, you're gone!
What happened to him no a friend a very close friend
Down to say you're her boyfriend
Assholes name in her few moments of lucidity. Oh my god
I am your akim von grats head of you did this to her until recently. I will find you and make you pay
enough of the courtesies
What are her injuries besides her eye?
Concussion cranial swelling other is actually a lot of schooling inside the throat and esophagus
I thought it was one of those things where they're like the water is just too cloudy.
Goodbye.
Oh my god!
This week of course turned up in the morgue with similar injuries and no hot
No, they cut the heart out. You mean that might have happened to Priscilla. Yeah, Josh. Thanks for 17 months
Back
Innocent burn here
girls, I
Know I owe you a hundred times over, but I need to ask you another favor
Find the bastard who did this
find him and
and kill him.
We must do it for the ladies.
Let's think about what we can do.
Kill that boy!
Not unlike a tumor
Think they'll let me into the morgue by the main entrance certainly not but you can also get inside through the sewers
Troubled them often doctor as often as required for the pursuit of preventive medicine
Alternative treatments aggressive ones. I'm guessing interesting telling people you can discuss this on route. Are you ready?
Okay.
This is not what I was expecting at all for this quest slide.
Oh my gosh, I thought we were just gonna build up Danieline's fucking stripper club or something.
I didn't think there was gonna be like a fucking like serial killer investigation.
Oh my lord.
So, preventive medicine you practice in the sewers.
What's that about?
Think.
Sewing up drowned victims can grow awfully tedious.
Is it not bad to lift the problem in the cave out?
Been hearing it for a while.
Draw your weapon.
Oh, is that a crossbow?
No.
Oh, he's got a crossbow.
Ah, bitch.
Hey, she! Thanks for 23 months! Welcome back!
We're all just people trying to, trying to, you know, make it and keep going and stuff.
shell and hang out. And stuff.
Oh my god, how do you even think about that?
They attacked your throat and she's a singer!
Oh no!
Bro! That's so bad!
Oh man...
Yeah, that fucking sucks. That's like her job and her passion and everything.
That's so sad.
But of course, yes, what is it, but of course, Smith?
Why does the fucking doctor have the longest NPC voice line of all the characters I've
spanned on?
Hey Ash, thanks for the seven months.
Don't, the quicker we take care of this the better.
Why?
Got somewhere to be.
Someone might disturb us.
The coroner, for example, or Reverend Nathaniel Pistodian.
Very well.
We seek the corpse of a dwarven would come.
But of course.
Yes?
What is it?
But of course.
Put me on the wrong quest again.
Ah, cabaret, right?
Cabaret.
Oh, Carnal Sense. Okay, the name changed.
This does not look like a dwarven woodcarver.
This is a huge, a huge place.
This isn't it.
Hello?
That's always happened to me
That's gotta be him this one
Remember beards on their indicator of jay once walls wait what?
This is a girl dwarf
What?
He's bold too
I don't know if that the hands of the carpenters bankers more likely
It's that Koi. Thanks for five months. Hey, Astro. Thanks for seven months
Calus is on the fingers. So she is bald. Oh, yeah, she my bad. My bad. My bad. My bad
My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. I trust you don't grow weak in the knees at the sight of blood
Start the autopsy
Well
EW!
So he was alive, you think?
the wounds it appears our wood cover was still alive when it oh my god who did
this let's examine the mouth burns blisters oh my fucking god
see this incision made into the voice box indeed so thin as to be nearly
unnoticeable a small extremely sharp instrument thinking about that small to
bleed and there are signs of swelling the murderer I believe he performed a
tracheotomy so the victim was a tracheotomy
Guys, what's it tracking on, and what is that?
It's only with his throat, but he says it so he wouldn't die too fast.
Throat hole so you can breathe.
So he wouldn't choke?
Oh my god!
Dude, that's so fucked!
Oh my fucking god!
He couldn't breeze through me in a hole.
So he'd breathe through his throat and...
stay alive longer.
Bro, we gotta kill this guy. We gotta find this guy and kill him.
If it gives me the Mercy option, I am not picking that shit.
Holy fuck.
No way.
He's gonna die.
He's gonna die.
Why is there the middle though?
I guess the ribs would be in the way.
Oh, we're always enjoying.
What was that sound?
Is he digging in the chest cavity?
Oh, I thought no.
What is that?
An egg from an amphibian.
A salamander, scorched but intact.
An egg.
I attended some lectures in her pathology as a student,
afraid I don't recall any amphibians that
would lay eggs in corpses.
So either Professor Cochran did name
mistaken or this is an egg in his chest this guy's just a fucking freak it is
evil for no reason look at the scar wounds long and thin actually it's
probably some kind of fucked-up witchcraft right look no swelling no
bruises maybe maybe just doing it for no reason fucking evil psychopath I don't
know open the abdominal cavity that you warning it will stink
Oh
heavily diluted it's remarkable preserving the organic tissue in stronger proportions
It's more destructive than acid explains where there's no smell of decay and why his throat scalded
I mean they were probably using the body as like a host for birthing some kind of horrible
witchcraft eldritch creature probably but like why I don't know look at his hands these
He's Welts. Rope burns, right? He was tied up.
I'd expect so. No one could sit through such torture unless bound.
Speaking from experience?
Yes, that of a victim. Spent a year in the Dungeons of Tretagor. Long story.
Some other time, maybe. See the callus? Or Dwarf or Ring. But someone took it off him.
Where was he? He was married! He has a wife!
Oh my god, he probably had kids too.
Uh...
Why, Geralt?!
relation to the matter we'll see pull down his trousers and shit
syphilis early stages no sign of the future I think there could be a connection only as
the killer's potential motivation so he had syphilis
Like what is that?
Why is that even an option?
Oh my god.
It was a ritual murder.
It was punishment. No motive.
He's crazy.
It's either a ritual or like a crazy guy, right?
But if it was a ritual murderer, there's like no signs of magic, right?
Cause like, wouldn't have, if it was a ritual, wouldn't they have kept the body?
Like the doctor wouldn't have found it.
So maybe like he's actually just crazy.
I don't know.
Yeah, I think he's just a psycho.
Especially because he attacked Priscilla too.
Oh!
Uh-oh, we've been caught.
Drag others into trouble in the process. Who is this a student?
My long learner got a couple questions for you very well speak
But be quick Reverend Nathaniel has come by for an inspection. You'll be here shortly
What carvers body where was it found it's important plan to investigate
Exciting he died in his workshop south of the market square just beside the gate to Far corners
It's rude to interrupt others talking, please don't do it.
You guys interrupt me talking the whole stream, typing away while I'm talking.
You should just say nothing while I'm talking.
Don't care.
You guys.
But their friends are ceased here to collect the body out of the question
Show them out once. Oh, man. We're getting kicked out evidence wishes
Gentlemen follow me. You shall leave via another route. I
Don't know why the bit rate's so bad today. Sorry. Why do you cover? I'm still planning to try set up the star link
If you learn someone had entered the morgue then cut open a corpse without his permission. I'd be in deep trouble
Well, you didn't give that a thought, did you, Joachim, as ever?
Well, I don't approve of your willfulness. I also wish to see this horror hang.
So, should I let you relate it to this case? I will let you know.
Hmm. Thank you.
Ah!
Maybe if we start doing ritual sacrifice, Spectrum will stop, um, throttling my internet.
Who wants to be sacrificed?
Nathaniel, who is he?
A scoundrel, a rogue, like every man who wears the robes of the Eternal Fire.
Most are scoundrels before they ever put on the robes.
True, in his case as well.
No one suggested that I get sacrificed because of much treatment.
Delighted especially in torturing women.
Abel Tart.
He'll eagle, thanks for the two months.
I'm here
Hi chatter
Don't aim to put on the life for one hour. I've nothing to hide. It's just an old wound
Unhealed as yet
What will you do now plenty of leads would cover the workshop the corpse collector who found him
Alley where Priscilla was attacked I'll work to do as do I at the hospital
I must return there, but I shall keep my fingers crossed and I'll keep my eye on you
Let's see if the alley where Priscilla was attacked using her witcher senses, okay.
Ooh, it's murder mystery time!
We're gonna catch the guy who did this fucked up shit, this fucking freak.
Oh, yeah, that's how you chase.
Cheddar, why are you getting...
You're getting real close to the camp. Hi, Cheddar.
What's your problem, Cheddar?
Ow.
Ah, shit, I'm at the...
Oh he's good. What the fuck? Sexy prostate exam. Thanks for the sub. Man what the hell,
what are these names? What the hell?
Let's see, Bear, thanks for 7 months.
I'm doing just fine.
Oh, hi Cheddar, yeah, you can come sit.
Oh my goodness.
So meaty today.
I'm in the wrong place.
Okay, I'm supposed to go around.
Where am I?
Where am I?
Wait
Boring as fucking shite. Your reputation is useless. You've kept us off the day.
I'm sick of Ellie.
So is it in here?
Whack!
Whack!
Kaylee next year is there no space. There is space. He just...
He'll lay there, but it's like not enough for him.
He's a very needy boy.
Look at... Yeah, no, I saw the place on the map, but I can't get to it.
Guys, I'm lost.
Oh, hello, sir.
Um, are you fine?
It's Anel Glow Guide.
It's Anel Glow Guide.
Oh, I want to get out here.
I can jump.
It's Anel Glow Guide.
Oh, my God.
Ah.
Up.
This is definitely not the route I'm supposed to be going, but um, will I die if I jump
down here?
I feel like it's almost definitely.
Hello?
Hi Senna.
Oh, my room is very messy right now by the way.
No, you haven't seen it over here.
It's not great.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I wish for you.
I heard about what you're doing.
Oh, okay.
I think?
Yeah, well, yeah, they're saying that you were making Japanese food.
Well, yeah, because they're calling me Larponese and it was pissing me off.
Larponese?
Yes, they're calling me Larponese and it's pissing me off.
That's crazy.
today. So I would like to present to you a traditional Japanese meal in Japan. Oh, like I made
Japan. Okay, thank you. Now Rosie's contribution, of course, obviously. Hi, American edamame.
Thank you. Say, kampai. Kampai. Yeah, you're not supposed to, yeah.
What are these? These are normal Cheetos. They're called netto Cheetos.
Fine cuisine. Actually, the from the Asian market, they're really fine. Good. I just want you to try them. Oh, okay
You act. They're actually gas
I'm just good, right? I know. Okay. Now here I'm gonna set down your soy sauce. Okay. I would obviously like to preface by saying
If you in turn get any foodborne or airborne illnesses from this including or not including confid virus
We as an establishment are not liable for any illnesses that may follow. Okay. I'll keep that in mind
of mind. Okay. Japanese is pronounced anti-virus. Look. Yes. Here you are, man. Oh, thank you.
And then here is your chops. Oh, of course. Thank you. So, of course, wow. This looks lovely.
Okay. So, there's a inari pouch here. I love inari. Big fan. You don't have to eat with your hands
because it's a little smaller. Yeah, yeah, okay. But it's really yummy. It has a sweet and soy
sauce on it with sesame. Here is a traditional salmon nigiri. Oh, a little bit of wasabi underneath,
but I know and then the other one is the Japanese classic okay to really make
you feel like you're in Japan the Philadelphia world. Wow yeah this is very
Japanese and there's a soy sauce right there. Oh thank you. Is there one I should
try first? If you'll notice on the plate is this Happy Birthday Emeru in
Japanese. It's not my birthday but thank you. No I know but I really just had to
think of a special occasion. I'm going to say Mary fuck this.
Am I going to send me off?
OK, here you go.
Oh, thank you.
OK.
I will try the pouch first.
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to push through your ingest.
Yeah, OK, that's fine.
Which one is this?
Shopee, I think my second one.
Yeah, my name is Emeroo.
Got it, we're good.
OK, everyone can see.
Easy.
OK, everyone can see.
Which one should I try first?
I was just going to go left to right.
Go crazy.
Oh, crazy.
Okay.
I will try the, um, the anari salmon avocado pouch.
I'm kind of struggling to pick it up without everything's going out.
It's so slow while you're doing it.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
Wait, do you have the same as me?
I have silver cat.
Oh, I thought you got a silver cat's eye.
No, mine are, um, how is it called?
The, the chrome.
I like those.
Those are cute.
Thank you.
Yours are very cute too.
Thank you.
I, I really try to pick it up with, with everything, but it's just,
Fallen out.
OK, I was eating like this, and I'll eat the other part.
OK.
I just, OK.
A little soy sauce.
I remember eating it like a tourist.
You have to make sure you include the avocado
with the sesame seed in it.
Thanks.
Eating it like a tourist.
I wouldn't want to be a tourist.
They always put avocado in the sushi in Japan.
OK, I got a piece of avocado.
Um.
I think she likes it.
I think she speaks to us.
Okay.
It's good, but when I first put it in my mouth,
why it tastes like bread?
You're so good at making bread, Santa.
I didn't hear it.
It's psychopath.
Even your sushi tastes like bread.
No, I swear.
You're genuine psychopath,
because he ate it.
I swear, Vinny.
You are genuinely a psychotic human being.
How are you tasting bread?
I think you're having withdrawals.
When I put it in my mouth, it tasted like bread.
I swear.
It's tofu skin.
So you ate the tofu skin first,
because that's what, I mean, it's fried to the skin.
But, how did you taste bread?
Maybe I'm fine.
She might be a little slow.
That's, sorry, right, right, right.
No, I swear I tasted bread.
Why does it taste like yeast?
The outside.
The outside.
Compie.
Compie.
Sample, is there some kind of marinade
on the pizza sweet and soy sauce?
How'd you notice?
I can tell because it looks sticky.
Come on.
That's good.
Tastes quite nice.
Okay.
Okay, this is good.
This is good.
I don't know where she got bread from.
It tasted like bread.
I don't know what else to say.
You might be a freak.
I know I haven't made sourdough in a long time,
but like I don't even know how you got that.
I guess, you know, just when you brought me a plate of food,
maybe I just missed your bread so much
I just tasted like bread, but I swear I'm not lying.
It tasted like bread.
That's why I look so confused when I put it in.
I'll have the chef.
And you don't worry.
OK, yes.
Give the chef my regards.
OK, I'll try the nigiri now.
That soy sauce should come with it.
Yeah.
Does it taste like a Japanese person made that?
Oh, like an American Japanese?
Like, does it taste like a Japanese Japanese that was also black and white made that?
It-
Like, really white, but also Japanese.
It is, um, it is, um, mixed Asian person sushi.
Oh my God.
That's what I was going for.
Because, because, um, there's a, I think there's a little bit too much rice vinegar in the
rice.
Oh.
That the cut of salmon was a little bit thick, but it tasted good and I thought the amount of weight
It's a workout accident.
I see, I see.
Yeah, for me with perfect.
We were eating just these fat slices.
Oh, I mean, it's delicious.
Normally for a nigiri, it's like very like thinness.
I mean, no joke, we bought us a scenic lock and we ate half of it out of bits.
Oh my God.
It was bad.
It was really bad.
Yeah, so go ahead.
That sounds amazing.
amazing. This is my great time. This is the most traditional one. The most traditional?
Yes, I see the cream cheese.
Okay, so it'll be a pie. You can't do that.
So I see there's two pieces of salmon there and a very, very thin sliver of cucumber.
Hi! Hi. You can like barely see the cucumber. More bang for your buck. Yeah, true. True. The fish is
the most important part. If I got a Philadelphia Rollin as majority cucumber, I'm wrapped my car
over. That's true. You don't want it to be mostly cucumber. But like even the even the cream cheese,
like you can barely see it. Okay, good. Yeah. There's a lot of rice in that piece.
Should I, do you think I should put it put it all in and one go?
That's kind of a big piece.
Very traditional, you'll see very traditional.
That's my family's recipe.
My grandmother, my, her, her name is, is June.
Actually, her name is actually June.
If you, if you meet her, that's her traditional Philadelphia roll recipe.
When was she born? What month?
12 year old.
No, what month is she born in?
I'm just curious.
Not June.
Well, that's how good it is for me.
Oh, this might take a while.
I'm so worked up.
See, we might be fattest.
I mean, I have news.
We were adding on pieces of sashimi on top of those rolls
and then one bite again.
Yeah.
I think we're fat pieces shit.
So us Americans, we eat stuff.
in big go. Oh yeah. I mean, he's been doing this thing.
Well, since I'm Japanese today, he's been talking really slow and loud at me.
Americans eat stuff. Yeah.
It's get real racist out there in the kitchen.
And what do you know right now? These freaking Australians, bro.
You guys are basically British. You think you're not what you are?
So it's not.
No, it wasn't fun.
So my gosh.
So it was good.
It was a lot of rice, but it was good and tasted like
like a grocery store sushi in like a good way.
What, grocery store sushi is fine.
What, are you kidding, good grocery store,
when's the last time you had grocery store sushi?
I mean that's kind of like,
you can get all this for you.
Dude, I had grocery store sushi like a week ago,
it was delicious.
It's just the same way to do when you kind of,
I do, but not for you to use.
No! Get up on the floor! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
Get up! Dude, it tasted good. It tasted good.
What was the result? What was what?
Uh, H-E-B? No!
Dad, what about this? Get on your sushi.
What's wrong with H-E-B sushi? Did you know H-E-B has barbecue now too?
It's it's delicious. You could try making an H.E.B. barbecue net.
It's good!
I'm going to give him a quatana if you won't give me yours. Oh, I thought it tasted good.
No, put that down. Evie, put that. No, that's my witcher sword.
it's good enough no what grocery store get me hgb but it's good no it's set up
it's air wand it's air wand sushi it's air wand I should have told her sooner
Now she's gone
This is a noise gates. Hi, sorry one second. Oh god
Yes, wait do it again. I wasn't looking oh
My god
You have to do it again.
She said don't care.
I'm trying to figure out why my noise gate is so aggressive.
It tasted good. I ate every single piece.
You know those chefs that work at the sushi restaurants, they literally spend years learning how to do that.
Of course, you're not going to like, it's not like SOTO, but like H-E-B is good too.
There she goes again.
Yes, Sina.
Oh my god.
She said, tell the world I said, Arigato.
I don't even see a noise gate.
I have a new mixer.
I don't know why it's like this.
I haven't even touched anything.
So wait, um, yes, it is dead on the floor back there.
This is part of their her journey.
Chinese, first Japanese. Oh my god. No, we're not there.
Oh, no, like we always
We, no, did you know that in China and Japan, they were constantly pushing to see who's going to just...
Yeah, that's right.
They're like, yeah, like, Australians, ours, Australia's like...
Oh my God, they will start fighting to see who you can work for.
Usually it's just a spot over who's going to be our friend the most.
No, no, no, I'm good at that.
I'm good at violence.
I don't want to be a friend.
You're an Australian, we're not friends.
Did you ever see that when the tyrant came out through?
I was just like, yeah, it's not a very friendly thing to do, not really a thing that friends
would do to each other, you know?
Yeah.
I'm just going to say, Sarah's.
Oh my gosh.
Well, we're not friends.
I thought that it was good.
Thank you.
I got them.
Did you enjoy your plating?
So overall, I did.
I really felt like the birthday girl.
You are the birthday.
I am the birthday.
H-E-B birthday.
And you have a traditional Japanese plating, you'll notice the flowers, everything is meant to make you feel as though you were in Japan.
So, yes.
Wait, did she already have sushi?
I did have sushi for lunch.
Wait.
But that was before you were making sushi.
Here, I'm going to have soy sauce for you.
You had sushi for lunch?
Yes.
Oh, what the? That's why she put on a sheet.
Can I, can I say something?
I think next time, um, if you, if you decide to keep continuing your sushi, Chef Kearney,
you should, um, like, you know what, HGB, they put the little crispy onions in the, the like
orange mayo on it.
You should try that.
Oh, so she wants me to white my sushi.
She next you want me to fry it and put a volcano roll in it?
Well, yes, that would be awesome.
You should do the thing where it's on fire when you bring it to the table.
I'm going to say it's pretty exciting.
Bring out your blame thrower.
So you mean to tell me you had sushi for lunch
and now you're critiquing?
Well, I thought that Japanese.
I thought, OK, no, no, no, OK, so OK, so OK.
Bring your mouth on, go men aside.
I don't want to hear it.
Go men aside.
But listen, listen, listen, OK, so I feel like whenever I'm
like, oh, guys, the cinnamon bread's so good,
I feel like you don't believe it.
But then when I'm like, it's good, but but this you're then you're like, oh, I got a lot of heck.
So it's like, what am I supposed to say?
Don't matter fucking sign.
Yeah, fucking sign.
Because they fucking go men aside and then you eat the document and that's how you eat your sushi.
The document.
Yeah, I wouldn't say that one.
But yeah.
It was delicious.
I know that it's for Japanese first Chinese outskirts, but down on.
Oh, no.
It's really to the middle.
I'm sure there's not a thing.
It's delicious.
It's a whole global thing now.
Okay. Watch your back.
Well, I'll make you a...
I wasn't the Chinese person, but I'm gonna say that because I'm a Soviet.
Oh, you can tell they also have low main in HGB. I can make you some low main.
Hey, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, you got me.
You can make low main.
Yeah, I also can make crab rangoon from scratch.
That's so much better than...
I've never done it for you guys.
Okay, yeah.
I'm dead.
When will you make crab rangoon? Like, what are you feeling like, making it just anytime?
I mean, I mean, here's something. Women don't even play video games. They've been 2026, so maybe you just get in the kitchen now.
No, I've been thinking about that a lot. Yeah.
It's about time to stop playing video games.
Literally all the time they're there are six weeks, so many go back to the kitchen. They say the kitchen's calling.
I did enjoy it. My favorite one was the little pocket, actually.
I would like to keep the Cheetos.
Where are the Cheetos?
Am I blind?
No, no, Cheddar.
Oh, thank you.
Bye, guys.
Bye, messy room.
It's messy.
Thanks, guys.
Cheddar these.
Guys, I don't know what's for you.
Guys, I don't know what's wrong with my noise gate.
I'm sorry.
Does anyone know how to fix it for next time?
I just started using this mixer recently.
Sounds like compression.
Well, I already turned off Clip Guard.
Compressor not.
I don't have a compressor.
Hello, does that change anything?
Hello?
Well, I don't, I mean, next time someone comes in, I don't want people not to be able to hear them.
I don't know. Wait, okay, I have to scream far away, right?
Hello, did this change anything? Hello, did this change anything?
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
No? It's- it's picking it up though.
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
It's like trying to prevent it from peaking.
Maybe this mixer just sucks, but like my last the last mixture I used they went out of business. Okay, what is the low-cut filter?
That's a lot of noise like typing and rumble
Okay, that that probably is not good to have expander
You know snipes, thanks for 45 months voice tune
What is that? Okay, compressor is off. Okay, maybe that'll help. Let's see
Okay, that fixed it. It went back into yellow and red.
All right, turn off the auto tune. Hello? Does that sound different?
Really savage, thank you for the prime. Do I sound bad now?
Real voice? What does it sound like? Is it different?
What?
It's normal, okay. Okay.
Okay we mess with it once and then we have to touch it again.
Alright what was I doing?
It's so fucking annoying dude.
I'm not sure.
It sounds terrible. Okay.
Hello?
Was that the important thing?
AI folks, what is this?
Hello.
Yeah, what is AI goosethics?
Okay
Now how the fuck do I get down here without killing myself? Can I even get my much fucks?
Now why can't I not get home?
I'm a fucking genius.
Dude, it's taking me back around to where I was.
They have
I definitely didn't have to do all that.
Now Brazier, this time of year?
I know that smell.
What the hell is this?
I want to know.
Watch him, see what he does.
Ben, be there for us two months and we'll be there for the prime.
Man's footprint.
To murderers maybe.
Wait on his heel.
Take a step back.
What are you doing? Oh
Okay, um
Dude, I swear the rice pocket actually tasted like bread, and I don't know why
Like I put it in my mouth
I was like why why am I tasting wet bread right now?
But then once I started chewing and got like the avocado and stuff it tasted fine
I swear it tastes like bread. Maybe my taste buzzard is fucked up
You're a good guy, thanks for three months
Did you get me too?
Up here, Arthdiviant! Holes can fight back!
Calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you. What are you doing here?
Getting vengeance. Well, while you're staring
Maren, have you not heard killers always return to the scene of their crime?
Me and my brothers are waiting here to give him a warm welcome for Priscilla, almost thiddering
the whole sun.
I know, here to look for clues and find anyone who might know something.
Fear I can't help you much, but I can tell you what I know.
You and Priscilla friends?
Friends?
Nah.
She saw more than a stupid whore in me, treated me with a respect, imagine.
I was looking to give her a whore in, pick up a decent trade, but Nan would take me,
if not as a washerwoman, nor a servant, nor a cook.
Felt like a leper I did, but Priscilla, she was different.
Agree to put me in her place, see?
Lots of the other actors, they were afraid on account of her jesting about the eternal fire.
Whistling Wendy on stage, can you imagine it?
I'm back to working street corners sorry to hear that you could do worse as work goes
What's I tell myself?
Crisilla wasn't the sole victim you're aware of that
Course I was this didn't start yesterday
Others have died like this before beggars
Steals orphans, but who'd have a drama concern about them?
Human rubbish. It's what the guards call us. We're calling any names. They didn't have proper ones
Baldi, curly buns, that's what folk called them. No friends, no families. Their bodies were burned long ago.
Take care now. I gotta look around some more. Appreciate it if you didn't disturb me.
Naturally, we'll stand aside, behave. But do tell us if you find anything else here.
Thank you, ma'am.
Okay, there should be more stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Hello, Jin.
He ran into the wall.
Remember good people?
cast by the fire dispels every darkness, reveals each lie exposes each on every unworthy and
debocked soul. Not even shape-shifting dopplers can hide from its light, not even witches
and sorceresses, so adept at fooling the common folk, not the loose women who walk the street
and fog men's minds with their charms. Abandoned then the treacherous and immoral magic arcane,
cover your bodies in modesty and provoke no unclean thoughts, and the eternal fire will
exposed for you all of all the stars and centers are all as boring as you two in its flames.
Interesting. Okay, we gotta go to the other place now. Yo, Bayzen, thank you for the 11 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you
But who's use this the corpse collector I
Must have missed that and some of the dialogue I don't remember a guy like that
sometimes where it guides me to is a little confusing look at the map bro I'm
trying do you like where is it want me to go
it's just pointing
And it's not up here guys. I'm fucking
I'm gonna try going around
You will go all the way around
All good
Hello?
How am I supposed to get over there?
I'm a little bit lost.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Dude, the fucking white dots.
Well, you wanted braids.
But I didn't want my hair pulled.
Can't have one without the other.
Then I don't want them.
The giant wood door, maybe.
What door?
You just passed it.
I'm so fucking confused.
It's not this, is it?
Nope.
And it's not the one up the steps.
Okay.
I
Look all places species to me right again
What the fuck anyone home, I don't know why the white was telling me to go around
My bad relax, I'm here about Fabian Meyer looking for his killer. That's all together
a different set you stupid much lay down charming as beasts go you daft even
I'm scared of the better back and other than an evil man at your door got someone
particular in mind sure as shite bugger he did febian in as soon as they'd hold
this corpse off and run to a meat or is his fighting dogs but these two mics
change a sleep sound at least
so who might you be the steps brother gusses the name we're gonna work stuff
together Maya and Maya
what'll it be now just a Maya name it
as soon as I find a bear for this shack I'll hit or are we inside it you near
What kind of animal is that?
You know, drip-pops are a thing for the four months.
Thank you.
That don't look like a dog, dude.
Why is it so leathery?
Oh, maybe.
Craftsman like no other, but he was an incorrigible whoremonger as well.
Whenever we put a bit of coin aside, I'd say...
Oh, maybe so the murderer probably targets people who go to the brothel, right?
Took to following one in particular.
You'd say, she's all your fucking dirty bitch, human dishrag!
And other obscenities, I don't rightly know what that was about.
Maybe he was in love with her?
Nowhere I can find her, this dishrag.
city cemetery. She died a few days back, quietly in her sleep. A pond said her fever took her.
It was a pond's.
Tell me what you know about the murder in order, in detail.
It was like this. Had some work in oxenfort, and I was coming home.
Sort of pulling the smoke rising over the city.
Told to myself, blast it, gonna miss and burn another hag.
But the smoke wasn't coming from higher-act square.
like square it was coming from here see the suit stains that's where they burned our sculptures
folk gathered on the blaze i'm from febian here yeah that dog's freaking me out back there
they're already loading them on the car by the time i arrived talk to your neighbors
they see anything suspicious beforehand hear anything plain not to but even if they're
happy they're not about the novigrad folk give me orphans in the street away best so as not to
Just in the poolings
Fine we've talked enough need to look around be my guest just beware of dogs I
Will be worried dogs blood stains that's where fivian Lee when they find it
We're gonna drag something heavy
statues
We're a corpse. There's a
Naked girl statue in there
Fine maybe my guest it's not letting me look at the bonfire
Remember good people that fire can be both a blessing and a curse rock warm flames
I can hear our nourishment fire can drive up the horse the dark
Okay, so the the murder is like some kind of weird guy who thinks he's like
Stopping people for sinning or something I guess
Mind if I go inside the workshop it's not even peaked in sight since
Since they filmed fear yeah, I'll open it for you if you want
More blood stains, but not near enough to say he bled to death, unless a mal-died doubt
Fabian used it
Don't Fabian used it
Furniture got knocked over this looks like it was kicked. Hey boy. Thanks for the gift sub
And now fine use this the corpse collector
Last part of this
I don't know if the warning's gonna help that much. Oh my god. I fucked up so many quests.
Fohen, thanks for the three months.
We'll see.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, wait.
Is that the corner?
The Corpse Collector guy?
I guess it is.
Excuse me.
Oh, there he is.
Hi.
How'd you know?
Hi.
Hi.
How'd you know?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
You know.
Fourth sense, I think it is.
You bring Fabian Meyer's body to the morgue.
Fabian?
Oh, yeah, I remember.
No mice, no water, them, right?
No purse needles, I recall.
One of them?
So there have been other bodies like that?
Sure have.
Beggars, street urchins, street walkers.
One way so poorly, I had a cutter in the pieces to fit in the wheelbarrow.
Slippery sound they call that on my camera glass.
Listen, thank you for the good six months, thank you.
What happened to the pieces?
What do you mean?
River Nathaniel ordered them burned. Every last one.
Oh, shame.
Shame? Why?
Actually never mind. Another thing that's best left unsaid.
You search Fabian's body?
Whoa, oh.
Cost of annoying his pockets.
Makes me want to have him went to waste.
I call a spade a spade.
You rub corpses.
And I call a prick a prick.
It's none of your fucking concern.
Oh, you tax collector, piece of mutiny.
Oh, thank god.
I have to bring you something.
What did you find on him?
I... I had him wish.
I had you wish
triflings bulls
Gloss-feeded wing and full of coins and a lot
look
Bellum quality parchment. I'll wipe off the right inner city as new
That's human skin
Brasila
Next victim human skin you've given this to the right person. She might not have been hurt
What the fuck do I care what happens to some prusilli?
We sure went shiz in this town.
I want to hit him, nothing bad.
This is fine, right?
Yo Cliffhanger, thank you for the prime and Oofy, thank you for the raid.
Hi Oofy, I hope you're doing good.
And Marshmallow, thanks for the 10 months.
I'll smack him, bro.
Oh, I'm a fucking hell! What was that for?
For everything.
That's what you get?
Welcome, most of which.
Thank you, sir.
You're my friend's nature for two months.
Who's the victim this time?
Joris Aquinas, a lecturer in theology at Oxen Fert Academy.
Found this morning at his home, on a catafalque made of his books.
Any titles in particular?
It seems all the tomes dealt with the Eternal Fire.
Treaties critical of the Faith's doctrines.
Yeah, mortal sin in Novograd.
Either way, you and Von Grant's don't exactly get along.
Why is he-
Why are the other guys not like him?
I had him sent to prison.
You see, Joachim led the student protests in 1242.
A senseless, brutal revolt.
People were dying, Witcher.
Those who rejected liberty, equality and fraternity would be found in the gutter come morning.
Their throat slipped from ear to ear with surgical precision.
Joachim had been my favorite student at first, alas, I had to do something, so I reported him.
Then I left the university and found work in the morgue, where none care about my past.
And as Joachim, I was fed xirelite.
Years later, he was appointed head of the very morgue, and I had founded it.
Oh, thank you for the 20!
Thanks, Oof!
Thank you!
W.O.F. 20 Gifted Subs.
Thank you so much, Oof.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks, Oof.
Thank you, Oof.
Not surprising for years. I've lived in the cold and dark breathing the vapors have been farming fluids
In short working with corpses extends one's life
Musing
Not fond of Nathaniel very few people are
He's weird. I feel like if it were him, that'd be too obvious though, right?
sliced
Yeah, I don't know
to lock the store. Hard to be fond of someone like that, wouldn't you agree?
Let's start.
Gladly, the wounds conformed to the killer's modus operandi.
The victim was bound and forced to drink formaldehyde.
Okay.
Next, the killer removed the eyes, placed burning coals in the sockets, then opened the rib cage and...
What's this?
A parchment made of human skin.
Message from the murderer. He doesn't sound very surprised at all
Patricia fagal, but do you know it? Yes?
You went to escape once with
Gotta find her now
What are you waiting for gerald the murderer could already be at the vagal bud residence
What are you waiting for gerald the murderer could already be at the vagal bud? I feel like it's not this guy though
maybe I don't know I mean who else would be unless it's not someone that we've
met yet I don't know the other doctor I don't think it's the first doctor maybe
Maybe it's me.
Maybe it's me.
All right, where do we head to?
Oh, this is so peaceful.
What a beautiful place.
I don't know.
Let me in!
you think any bum off this street can do life's in danger let me in or have her
blood on your hands if you thought this up and I'll let you in I'll throw my
ass out the door I always thought a guard was supposed to protect his charge
not his ass so be it I'll take you to Lady Fager but just no trickery
I don't understand.
What if I'm the murderer?
I'm pained, thanks for the gift, sir.
He's exceptionally cool when he kills, tortures his victims, cuts out their hearts.
So let's see how she is, just in case.
I find this all very hard to believe, but you appear to be quite serious.
Please, follow me.
A fire fit for Beletang, except it's the wrong time of year.
I mentioned Mother seems sad. Do you love her?
In fact, she's in the midst of a crisis of faith.
A rather serious one.
We've been to nowhere.
Mother had seen the Pirates of Hyrule X-Wire, but had not acquired our way home.
She had all the home books in Sancta's relic place gathered, taken outside and bought.
Then she locked herself in.
We need to hurry.
Why were the killer marked Patricia, though?
It all seems to be in order.
should go in just to be sure she doesn't have the same stuff as the other
people does she maybe she does
oh the symbols of faith oh cuz he's like a religious what the fuck oh my
fucking god what dogs I'm holy shit what the fuck just happened you girl go
faster oh no why are the guards pissed at me
He's gonna get away
Holy shit please
Oh my god save your trickery taking you to the air s
well that's so frustrating we got him lady in grid wasn't easy but
Lower that crossbow before you hurt yourself.
This man is innocent!
Oh my god.
Forgive me.
I saw him running,
for it was the killer fleeing.
I was chasing him,
and I'd have caught him if you hadn't gotten in my way.
Out of my sight, at once!
Mother!
Why did he do this to her?
Why?
See the fucking freak?
Might have gone bored of the horse,
but bro, you can't say that!
Because she blasphemed the eternal fire, only thing that ties her to the other victims.
Ingrid, I know this is a hard time for you, but usually the killer leaves a note on the
body, a note indicating his next victim. May I?
Very well, but you should be on your own. I do not wish to see her in this state. I do
I wish to remember her.
Aww, and...
Let her be the last victim.
Please.
Sweet netty crippled Cates growing bolder not just the name but the place too won't get away this time
The previous victims I can lose the body gotta get to crippled Cates fast
Same wounds as the previous victims
Examination will be a waste of time. It's a no to get to crippled Cates fast fired of ours everything
its path sparing no one stopping for nothing. Oh my god this guy's a freak.
I thought I heard her crying. Oh. I'm so sorry bro but your fucking guards stop
me from catching the guy! Oh my god.
Very sad.
It should be a tp thing. Yes
On track for the worst ending dude, it's my first playthrough. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just playing the game
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to play the game
Oh, man.
Sorry, sir.
Ah! Excuse me.
with a very important client. Do not disturb them.
Just do it.
You're welcome to the second house.
A very important client, huh? Oh no.
I think we have to interrupt them, though.
It's what the game's telling me to do.
No one will hear you, bitch. Not a soul.
Oh my god!
Town will hear you in a minute
Yet again, you've disturbed me and I saw dislike is this guy. I was the play with sweet netty render her not so sweet
But I'll always you first
What no foreplay no formaldehyde calls in my eye sockets
What the fuck you want about murder you killed oh wait, maybe this isn't a guy but and many others
Bollocks! You're mistaken, Vagrant.
Found a message on Patricia's body.
Led me here to Crippled Cates.
To sweet Nettie.
If you didn't leave it, who did?
I don't know. But I see we must talk.
Calmly.
Who knew you'd be here?
Strangely enough, I don't announce he's out as far and wide.
There's but one man who, that's impossible, he treats even corpses with kid gloves.
The coroner said you were busy, that you wouldn't visit the morgue, gotta go after him.
Wait, so it is him?
It's warehouse 12 at the docks, he's there this time of day.
Oh my god, it is him.
From Aldehyde, I shall stay here, I've unfinished business with Sweet Nettie.
No, poor Sweet Nettie!
I paid in advance.
You're not there. Drop your coin pouch on the table. Then leave here and never come back.
Yes. I will.
Thank God I have the maxed out brainwashing thing.
Poor, poor Netty dude.
Okay well thank God I asked him some questions before just attacking him.
Uh.
Jesus.
Eugh, fucked up quest!
Um...
Guys, how do I get out?
Okay, thank god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what is going on over here?
Absolutely.
A bunch of freaks.
I
Grief
Left her I didn't see an option to interact with her so I was left
Oh god, I feel terrible now wait, where's the oh no
Guys where's
He's lost I've lost
Oh, whatever it's fine. I saved her
She's fine watch your head
Okay, it's time to catch the real killer
Some order, I believe.
Run out of formaldehyde?
I underestimated you.
You almost caught me, Inflagranted Elictor.
Now you've seen through my bluff with Nathaniel.
Although...
You've not divined all, I see.
Had you you would have drawn your silver sword
Who what are you?
Vampire hire of course
Fucking vampire reason to torture
Hmm. I thought you'd figure that out as well
The symbolism is rather obvious
colds for those who are blind to the fire the egg of a salamander born of fire
to replace their cold doubting hearts no that actually was not obvious at all
what's not as why a vampire would kill in the name of the eternal fire should be
equally obvious I concur with the church's diagnosis Novigrad is a fallen
city its population and needsy acts to the very concepts of decency in morality
So I decided to remind them, in a manner they'd be certain to notice.
You're a sick fuck. They never expected you to understand.
You're a cynic and an opportunist. I sensed it from the start.
Ah well, this conversation has grown unpleasant for both parties.
We must move to the next item on the agenda.
My last four each other two centuries ago, but I do hope I remember how it's done
And you have you faced one of us?
No, you couldn't have do you can't be that tough. This is like a level 17 quest your little bitch. Oh
My god, he's ugly
He's not used to this game.
He's talking all big about what I told him where he was.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
He's done.
And you hurt her so much that you will pay.
There's a whole ton of noise, you've got the killer with these like a fucked up movement
music for the last little time.
All right, now we gotta go see Dandelion.
Got a lot of loot.
I got a new sword, but I kind of doubt that it's better.
Oh wait, plus nine!
Why does it say steel weapon?
Why do I have this equipped?
What the heck?
Sense what?
I think I'm gonna stick to my other silver sword
for now actually because I have big gems in it when I get new gems I'll upgrade.
That was for dandelion?
Oh!
For the fake dandelion fight!
Dude, I still one shot him!
What the hell?
What the fuck?
Okay.
Okay
You guys think now that Priscilla has been through something
traumatic and terrible that Daniela will mad up and stop being a fucking man
or and be nicer to her
probably not
or Priscilla
Yeah, marry my draw. Thanks for 21 months. Thank you. Nino Valentino. Thanks for the
6
What
What's wrong?
I came and it interacts with her.
Poor lady.
Oh!
Um, excuse me?
Oh
Here's me
It's better, right? Yes. Oh my god
Did you take care of what I asked? Yeah. Dude, poor Priscilla! Oh my god. Thank you,
Geryl, for me and Priscilla. Don't mention it. Nothing a friend wouldn't do. She's talking again. Nice
surprise. Isn't it? Professor Von Gratz told me her wounds are healing faster than a Trolls.
not the most flattering comparison but encouraging maybe she might even sing
against oh she might be okay
for now we'll try performing as a duo she'll play the lute I'll sing
dandelion and Kalanetta got a nice ring to it doesn't it sounds great good luck
dandelion on stage and off
Oh, Priscilla.
Geralt.
Geralt.
What about my, uh, oh, so now I do the Isle of Miss Quest, because if I did that I wouldn't
be able to do this quest.
Geralt.
Sorry, Geralt.
My throat is still quiet.
Say no more.
Get well soon.
Priscilla.
I'm gonna steal your candle.
Yes, Geralt.
So, uh, I'm gonna chill your candle.
Yes, Geralt?
You wanna play Gwent?
All right, goodbye sir.
Off to Skellago we go, and now the big shit happens.
Okay, where is the closest teleport thing?
Over here.
St. Gregory's Bridge.
I gotta go around.
I gotta go around, not a mistake for the gift sub, thank you.
I think I, wait did I already grab everyone?
I've run as maybe I didn't.
Oh wait I think, uh, I might have to do this one first actually.
I might have one more skip to one on Action Edge.
Did you recruit Kira?
No!
I think she was busy or something.
She was a little busy, I think.
I'm not even going to bring it up.
I was going to talk again about how I really didn't mean to kill her, but then I had to
killer because people were backseat gaming too much like what am I supposed to do I had to double down
I feel like I made the right choice
oh I'm overloaded uh seriously I bought
What the heck?
My name is C- oh C-Filly!
Oh C-Filly, thank you for the prime, thank you!
Sorry, I messed up your name.
My bad dude.
Kill before she can tell Yennefer, uh, well, you see.
Johnny!
Thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Johnny!
I appreciate it.
Johnny! Thank you for the time!
Thanks Johnny!
I appreciate it. Thank you so much.
Not much of what I've seen Tristan in a while.
Haha! Um, I set her away.
Oh, is it another treasure train? What the hell?
What the fuck it is? Three days in a row.
Crazy.
Tempered lion, thank you for the five.
Thank you, lion.
Thank you so much, game court, thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Yes, thanks.
We're at Tuskelega.
Off we go.
Shine's home, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you.
Thanks guys.
Oh my goodness, all the treasure trains.
Okay, now we go to Tuskelega.
Code red, thank you for the 10.
What the?
Three days in a row!
Crazy.
I miss Uma guys.
Umu was good.
Alright, Anabus, what the heck, Oph, thank you for another 20, thank you so much.
Kevin Walls, 5 gifted subs, thank you!
Thanks Kevin!
Thank you, thank you Oph.
Big Ws.
All right, this time I remember that I can fast travel.
Where are we trying to go?
Travel to the Isle of Mists.
All right.
All right.
M3C Matt, thank you for the time.
Thank you.
Thank you, Matt. And Bob, thanks for six months.
And Reaver, thank you for the gift aid.
Sorry.
I think I might be stuck.
Play Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag, thank you for the 5 gifts.
Is there a remaster coming out soon?
Or is this just prepping for when the remaster comes out?
July?
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty soon.
50 soon.
Anonymous, thank you for the 5, thank you.
Thanks Anonymous, we shout louder, thank you for the gift bitch, thank you.
Wow, we love the 11 treasure train.
Are other streamers getting treasure trains more often too?
I wonder if maybe Twitch increased the frequency of them.
Cause three days ago it was crazy. It used to be like once every two weeks maybe.
I don't know.
I don't think so. Well I saw a set I had one when she first went live.
I don't know.
Don't follow the dots, you can't get up, it's too steep. Fuck.
Fuck.
OK.
Should I kill them?
I guess I'll get close.
Actually, I'm going to get close and then see the bus
route.
Here we go, man.
Oh, OK.
OK, it gave me a warning.
Oh, goodness.
Paragon! Thank you for the 12 gifted, thank you! And J-Trap, thank you for the 10.
Thanks guys!
Guess we have reached the point of no return.
I failed one quest. First amendment, thank you for the 10. Wow!
Thank you guys so much.
The curse that held him not through hard to live
I only failed one side quest. I don't I'm not sure what it was though
Was the elven mage who had helped siri flee the hunt then hidden her way on the Isle of Mists
Well Ivan, thank you for your formarts.
All the firefly.
Nice for staying.
Unchained, thank you for the gift sub.
This is spooky.
Guys, we're gonna save Siri and kill the Wild Hunt!
This seems like something that would happen near the end of the game though, not in the
middle.
So that makes me kind of feel like something's about to go wrong.
What they really call the game the Wild Hunt if you kill them in the middle.
I don't know guys.
First amendment, thank you for another 10!
Also, something a red dot is following me on the map in the top right.
What is that?
Something on the water?
Thanks first amendment.
WU10 gifted. Whoa!
Hey, get off my damn boat! Get off the boat!
Well, I just let her do that.
Yeah, she's took a big old bite out of my boat.
What is this? Blood moss? Itachi, thanks for the 26 gifted! Oh my lord! Thank you!
Is this the room, Mom?
Oh, a fire.
That's right.
Thank you, Tachi!
You know what? I don't care.
I'm just gonna follow the firefly.
We've got to get out of here, this place is too spooky!
Did nobody close in on the environment?
Wait what? What'd I do?
Huh?
I didn't do that!
I got an achievement for doing nothing.
What happened?
I'm gonna look inside.
I
Anybody in there
I'm not gonna help you open up
I'm Geralt a witcher
Can you change your ugly ass gear?
No!
Because I worked hard, I did a whole armor quest line to get this gear, and yeah, I should
probably work on a new one, I've been wearing this one for a while.
Running short on patience.
Wonderful.
Yeah, I earned it.
I worked hard.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, people are telling me to upgrade it.
Okay, after this main question, maybe I'll do that next.
Thanks for the bits, Fire Rescue Guy.
Thank you.
But it does go to explain why we're a way back distrustful.
Got nothing to fear from me.
Said the force in the battle on peace.
I've lost too many mates already.
I won't risk it. I can't.
Say I find your mates. Will you believe I mean no harm?
I should pick one witcher armor to fully upgrade to save time.
If you were saying that this one I have right now could upgrade to one of the best sets,
right or should I look it up and pick based off drip this Ivo where do I look
if you're consistent you explore the cave please try to knock it out his head
what for it okay okay I guess I'll look it up but I work so hard for this set I
guess that was like 20 hours ago in the game time to move on I don't have green
He's like a like a black silver and red outfit
All right, see if I can't find all three see you
Okay, let's do this yo wheeze. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
Such women only money salty snail ten months. Oh
I did a little stumble and fall.
Oh my god first amendment!
20 get to thank you!
Ahhhh!
Holy shit.
Thank you first amendment.
I think I'm like, I'm 40 times.
Thank you so much.
Crazy!
Ask Nick Piaw for me for the pie.
Thank you.
Holy shit.
You got it, Dad.
You got it, Dad.
I'm gonna pop your arm off.
This is what she did!
This is what she asked for!
Nice!
A man!
Huh, am I ever pleased to see you?
I talk to your friends.
Come down.
Run!
I'm coming!
You lucky devil!
You know!
I've run a bit great!
The-
These die dead damn
Oh my god, I've got one regret that he just fucking dies. Oh my gosh
Taja!
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Taja, fucking asshole.
Fuck you for 60 months.
I'm going back to, to hating on everyone who sobs.
He says shit, motherfuckers.
Okay, if all these guys' friends die, what am I supposed to do?
I'm gonna have to break into the door anyway.
He's near the light, he's probably at the top, right?
I would think so.
Oops.
Oh, I hear, I hear someone, yo 21 cabbage, twitch prime, do I say, oh, hello, thank
you cabbage.
Or should I, should I say, fuck you asshole to everyone who subs now?
No, I'm not doing that again.
Not up!
Frick you for the five years you subs!
You fucking piece of shit asshole.
Jackass.
Motherfucker.
Rabbinik and company real estate. I guess people get sick or can I say the same thing to every sub what I'm supposed to say
Gaspard Sutter
Mays call me see
Even slept through that stuff. It's got you gonna die too. It's a shame so many there's no way right
Your friends ask me to find you ferrington I will
And I feared they're dead. Some horrors swore and I though saw it with one eyes. And then I heard them, a blood-curdling cry.
You'll Emma Frosty!
Break you for the Twitch Prime!
And thank you, I can't tell if people want it or not.
Appreciate the time.
Man, I suck at this, I'm like half in it, my heart's not in it.
Well then, fuck you too, buddy.
Fuck you, cozy king!
Okay, well at least Gaspard is alive.
Itachi 10 gifted to-
Fuck you, asshole!
Oh wait, I need to protect him.
Hopefully he stays back there for now.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh, you good guest bard.
I can't meditate okay, I know I got my potions okay, we're fine we're fine we're fine
Why Lee Frick you for the gift sub corgami Frick you for the two years
Code red fuck Frick you
Wake up
Johnny, frick you! Five years old Princess Peach, frick you!
Get up!
No much about this, I'll almost nothing you know it on my mind the common characteristic
of enchanted items you think it's enchanted that's the one thing I'm sure of
Kill door!
Frick you!
What have I done to deserve such terrible illness for my own community?
I've been nothing but good to y'all all these years.
for this to be disrespected like this.
I've always been nothing but a good boy.
I'm waiting for him to catch up, so I don't fail the quest or something.
Can't run too far.
He's a little bit slow.
When will she notice?
Wait, notice what?
You're going the wrong way?
Huh, but I have a quest this way.
Is this for Fenric?
What?
right sippy 34 months for you thank you chocolate thank you for the five gift
in thank you did I go the wrong way tried to flee the field stubby legs oh
Oh, shit!
Welp, okay.
Um...
Read the quest?
What? What did I do wrong?
Should I tell him thank you for the gifted?
Pretty sure I did what I'm supposed to.
What is that?
What is that?!
Oh, shit!
Dude, oh my god!
He kills him, I'm so fucked!
Easy he doesn't notice. He's just standing there. Oh my god. Hypnotized?
I've never seen this status effect before.
Oh my god, I'm gonna try this again.
Oh my god.
Why can't it fly away?
Why is it a corp just...
Why is it a corp just fly away?
He's right here, at least.
There's no way I can't loot it, right?
What?
What was that?
Oh my god.
I really can't loot it?
Oh, well I think that was that was his body.
Alright, I have a great copy of the game.
I can't rest.
I thought my...
It was back that way.
I'm going the wrong way.
To the hut we go!
Oh
You're starting to question what I don't I don't play this game
What are you guys talking about?
I'm just playing the game.
Shut the hell up.
Frick you guys for real.
For real, for real.
Oh, I fell asleep.
Just bored.
Damn, all the way back here.
Alright, let's go.
Come on.
That's stronger than me, I'm so sorry.
Did he fall asleep? Dude, there's no way!
Dude.
What?
not really he started yawning i thought he's gonna his ass is gonna fall asleep again
i was gonna be so mad
wake up no i'm awake
late so they were the seven doors before two of them died
Now there's a five doors tragic.
What do you mean dreadful sorry?
Don't tell me she's snow white and she's asleep in there.
She's cold.
Oh my god, she is snow white, what?
What? I'm so confused.
Huh?
So they think she's dead, but they...
Wait, bad ending? Wait, there's always she's actually dead. You're lying! Siri! We finally
Found her
Dude there's no way she's dead just cuz I like I killed Kira what else did I do that was wrong
Like almost nothing. Well, I kiss Tris. That was pretty bad. Oh
Oh!
Her eyes!
What?
What?
This is bait!
This has to be bait!
It's a story trick!
I don't believe it!
Right?
Wait, I'm confused.
Oh my god, her eyes are fully rolled back in her head.
Oh.
The firefly.
Oh, Siri!
Wait, she's okay!
Why does she have flashbang in the middle of an emotional scene?
I have an emotional scene.
Aww, the flashback.
Yo Saku LP, thanks for the prime.
Aww, what a sweet reunion.
I
Got a little bit blurry I
Which you can forget to eat to drink to breathe
They're back we are so bad
Can't court think for the time. Thank you what creature was it?
The cat shop!
Aww!
Aww!
Oh shit!
That was all!
oh shit that that was a the guy who was inside Uma right we lifted the curse
right is it care more and waiting for you serious just about something like
that nice things of my cut to you trust him have luck he's not let me down to
date not once why exactly is Avalok helping you sages have never been
fond of humans but he doesn't do it for me it's about my power as if it could
ever be about anything else Avalok tried to teach me how to control my ability
he was also making sure I didn't fall into everything's hands
What's Eridin after? What's he want from you?
What everyone wants. Control of my powers. His home won't face his annihilation.
Eridin's decided to invade us. Bring it, wouldn't you say?
Can't achieve much on his own, so he needs to bring an army.
Except his navigators can't possibly move him and thousands of them out between planes.
Our ability's not allowed.
Where is yours, Will?
Exactly.
And if I die in the process, well, that's a necessary sacrifice.
How'd you ever start traveling with Abelah?
Abelah!
As soon as I'd left you and Yen on the Isle of Abelah, I found myself pursued.
Eridin and his red riders were on my heels.
I fled through many worlds, many times.
They came very close to catching me once.
It was in that avalanche appeared
We found a portal and took us to a world where everything couldn't find us for perhaps half a year
I have to do every dialogue option with her he wouldn't believe me if I told you try me
People there had metal in their heads
Waged war from a distance using things similar to Megascope's I stopped doing all the every single white one with somebody
Sealing stuff all year round. Told you you wouldn't believe me. We should have stayed there
So why'd you return? I thought the hunt had lost my scent for good. I thought I was safe
Besides I wanted to find you you and Yelifer
In Yelifer? You were looking for us. You were looking for you
I heard the cyberpunk thing.
Thanks for subbing!
Avalok began gasping for air.
That's how I ever didn't curse Avalok.
Triggered his transformation into Uma.
Yes.
He didn't wish to kill him.
Humiliation. That's what he was after.
But Avalok refused to succumb without a fight.
He cost a spell that brought havoc in the Hunts ranks.
And in a full half of a forest on Ard's Geleg.
Yet it also gave us time to flee.
Avalok opened a portal. I leapt in.
He was supposed to follow right behind me, but something went awry.
Impaired by the curse, he failed to reach the portal in time.
We had agreed that if anything went wrong and we were separated, we would meet at his hideout in Velen.
Would you fail to meet her?
Yes, we failed to.
Once through the portal, instead of that avalanche hideout, I landed right in the middle of Crookback Bok.
I barely escaped the crimes and then there was the Baron you know, he took me hunting I
Killed a wild boar with my sword
A coincidence really I had no desire to hunt that day, but it felt wrong to refuse I
Take a nothing remotely resembling hunting. I said we hadn't intended to hunt. I was wandering through the forest
breathing deep
or I just so green lumbering straight at me and all I had was my sword had to
manage did just fine judging by how the Baron's men remember it simple soldiers
the whole lot but we got along splendidly shame I had to leave flee ask
her a plate what what she really do that so by then the curse was progressing so
So instead of looking for Avalach, I decided to find you and Yeneth.
So how'd you even meet a man like Orson Jr.?
A view in Yeneth though, where nowhere to be found.
And I needed someone who could fix the phylactery.
No ordinary craftsman would do.
I needed a mage.
One with extraordinary powers.
Dandelion took it upon himself to help me.
It was as if his honor depended on it.
He arranged a meeting with a mage, but it proved a trap set by the Temple Guard.
Hmm, they ought to mention that.
Probably didn't want to worry here.
Later we learned the Guard did that sort of thing regularly, in the hope of nabbing anyone who collaborated with mages.
We needed to find another way. That was clear.
Then Dandelion said he knew a man who owned a piece of loathbred, as it put it, to do more than others.
He was certain to know someone who could fix the flattery.
Horson Jr.
Mm-hmm.
I suspected it might not be the best idea, but I was desperate. I had no choice.
You suspected right. Horson was not the ideal partner in crime.
Damn, Simpson got it in his head that we cheated him and kidnapped Do-Do.
Who you promptly free-
Yeah, cat, that's his daughter! What the hell?
He hadn't planned it.
I had no time to consider. We just bolted.
I didn't even realize the guardsman were driving.
Although I will say before,
I played the game.
I thought that Siri was also one of his love interests,
because she looks the same age as the other girls.
Uh, like, he looks the same age as Triss and Yennefer.
So when I learned that was his daughter,
or like adoptive daughter, I was like,
oh! Well then.
You landed back in Skellige.
Sure, fingers feel.
The first pleasant place that came to mind
Yama, and I used to swim there wait, so you actually wound up there by accident
He ends like a hundred only made her look like no, he's very max
Just as Eridine can sense where the majors look young cuz of magic that makes sense
In fact Eridine arrived soon after I did his ride is in town
Once again things happened quickly
I don't even consider that.
Serious roughly 23, Yenna's over 100, and Tris' 40 at 50, really?
Dang.
Yeah, I thought they were all like...
All like, mid to late 20s.
I thought Yen was the only one who thought he was.
Girls 90?
Oh my god.
Old ass bitch.
Recognize it? Know what it might be?
I'm not sure. I don't think so. But there was something familiar about it.
And something terrifying. The Tower was stark and dead.
But at the same time, I felt I had to enter it.
Did you?
No. Dreams all ended with me searching for the entrance.
And the last time, instead of the Tower...
I saw your risen face if not for the scar of your eye I just thought I was still dreaming
Not this time
Come on got a long road ahead of us. Wait. Let's go
There's a white text in the conversation and we'll head for care more and horseback, right?
Conventional needs of travel. They're just better, huh?
Well, I would pull the whip be quicker and draw airdine to us immediately
Yeah, I know it said come on let's go, but it was a white text
Listen we're gonna think of a waiter our boat
Oh no, what's happening
Oh no!
The water here!
The wild hunt!
Oh my god.
Yay!
We found Siri!
And she's safe.
And she's safe.
Thank goodness.
Oh, what the heck?
Evan! Thank you for the 20. Thank you so much, Evan.
Thank you.
Wow, I thought it would be like way later in the game that we got Siri, honestly.
Thank you, Evan. Thank you.
Oh, Yennifer! Oh, Yennifer's gonna be so happy to see Siri.
See, look at her butt. Stop looking, weirdo.
That's my wife.
Or maybe I was looking at her butt.
Siri, you're back! She's home!
So, is the Wild Hunt gonna come destroy this place now that she's here or like...
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Oh, so nice!
Nice!
Aww!
My, you're so beautiful.
Aww!
Aww!
That family reunion.
It's the only time Jan will be happy all day.
Oh, just like a member.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Oh my in front of- oh no!
I was gonna say in front of Syria, then fucking Tris ran up.
Oh no.
Now the side eye was nasty.
Everyone you asked for help have a Lux resting in the tower still in pretty bad shape
No reason to do it. Oh, imagine if Kira was there
Wait if I didn't kill Kira, would she be here or is areas like joking?
The hunt will be here soon
She would damn it's good to see you again. Oh my god. It's so painfully awkward good thing
I killed her, I guess!
And you guys said it was a mistake.
I saved myself, look at the cringe.
Ah, hi Tress. She looks a little mad.
at the world hunt so I beg you use these seconds well yeah I adore you hmm no
points for creativity but for your calendar
now my time to go
Oh, Watts is here.
This is so awkward.
There's just not enough of us.
Damn, I was less nervous before that fight with the dragon.
Damn, I was less nervous before that fight with the dragon.
Damn, I was less nervous before that fight with the dragon.
Damn, I was less nervous before that fight with the dragon.
Damn, I was less nervous for that fight with the dragon.
Damn, I was less nervous for that fight with the dragon.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well...
You're here.
Well?
Ladies you walked so slow.
Damn. I was less nervous before that fight in the drain.
You defeated them once. I know you can do it again.
I'm sorry, I can't help it, it's like a tick.
well well well all right meeting time
get everybody together time to talk
Holy shit, look at that, look at the fucking squad.
Holy fuck.
small groups of riders got our first volunteer for the hunting party and the
second the hunt will try to penetrate into the fortress through navigator
portals I can do nothing against this kind of magic so you'll need to find and
close as many as you can while hunting in the woods the closed portals I remember
you make the bomb should work on the portals as well I should also give you
each an amulet snap them in which ones you're didn't at least while you remain
still or move slowly move abruptly engage any foes flash with them and they will see you apart
from that they will be able to hear you and smell you if you come across a large unit do not attack
signal tris and she will provide support am i supposed to be remembering all this as soon as
i see it i'll rain fire on the forest oh god this is gonna be a lot
series most important in all of this god okay i'm trying to walk in and we have to
defender at all costs. What do I do? Stay inside the keep. If they break through, come inside. We'll
all converge to help you. Out of the question. I can look after myself. No one doubts that child.
But remember the most important moment when hunting a monster.
Wait for an opportunity. After the cancel, I'll give you an amulet. If you use it,
a ball of fire will land where you're standing, just in case.
What else do we have that we can use?
Dude, her shirt's still open!
Watch this sleeping on my PC power.
explosions. I would need to repair though.
There's the laboratory and the workshop. One thing to remember, we've got limited resources
even less time. We ought to decide what kind of weaponry will be most useful against the
hunt. Absolutely. We need to assign one type of weaponry each to the lab and workshop.
Who needs access to the lab?
I started brewing some potions.
Like to finish if you don't mind.
I could prepare more of those witch's traps
that I need all the lab equipment for.
Ooh, so should I try to prep for the fight,
or should I just go into it?
How long should I just go into it?
Always rely on potion.
I don't know if they'll let me prep,
but I assume it's going to give me the option to prep.
Let's talk about the workshop.
Maybe I should try to upgrade my armor?
But we'll need the same tools to clear the rubble from the armory.
Rubble?
Haven't you heard?
Roof came down a couple of years back.
There's some excellent swords in there.
Swords we could use.
Filling in the breach seems just as important.
They come through there, the siege will be over awfully quick.
["Filling in the breach seems just as important. They come through there, the siege will be over awfully quick."
["Filling in the breach seems just as important. They come through there, the siege will be over awfully quick."
Fixing the breach in the walls of Priory.
We saw you use that another one I've had to do much else.
UUUM!
Yeah, it's too bad.
We could definitely use more help, right?
Oh.
Wait.
Uuuhhh...
Oh no.
UUUUUM!
The wall is probably important.
Those are traps, actually.
Okay!
assault. Can't you push the opposing force into the woods? Where Lambert and Geralt will
be waiting. They'll use Dimeridian to close the navigator's portals. Stop as many warriors
as possible from entering the fortress. Triss will be waiting for their signal, then give
the riders hell. All others will repel any foes who make it inside the fortress walls.
If anything goes wrong, we abandon the outer courtyard, pull back to the keep.
Alright, these people are gonna die.
I feel like someone's gonna die.
Remember, Eridan can't get his hands on something.
That's most important.
Let's look at the map of the fortress, figure out the details.
Can't help feeling we've overlooked something important.
Don't think about it.
We have to think about it. This is important.
Wanted to talk about what we can expect.
Thanks. Not interested. You should talk to Siri. Find Moon Sheezer.
What's your problem, asshole?
I'm exposing you all to danger unnecessarily.
You worry too much. Wipe that frown off your face. We'll make it.
Okay, that that's not what he's gonna die. I'll saddle the horses come once you're ready to head into the woods. Oh
No, when you're ready to face the wild hodge pretty strange. I just send it guys. What do you think? I
Feel like I can just send it probably I think I'm leveled enough
Oh, I have four points available.
Oh, wait, am I missing some?
What?
Charge?
Oh, wait, let me see.
Run.
Did you guys say there was a wait one that I can get?
It's probably in general.
Uh, ignore bomb special effects.
Maximum weight increase.
Okay, we're going to get that.
Put that shit in there.
And then more damage, of course.
I was going to put this in.
Okay, this is fun.
Talk to the characters?
Uh, where are they?
Hi Siri!
Did I miss my chance?
Oh, it's too late, well, I don't even know that she was there.
Oh
Oh
Aw, they're so fucked.
Yeah, if you see that, they can six months.
I should.
They're probably real good at that, too.
Dude, it's so fucked.
There's no way we'll make it out of this without casualty.
We're not even here yet.
Let's go Yennefer!
Oh, the trees!
Render again.
Gonna have to thank Yen once this is all over.
That's slow.
She's so powerful.
Beautiful.
So don't get too close and you'll be visible soon as you start fighting.
Remember that.
Good work with these bombs, by the way.
Aim at the portals.
Be precise.
I'm out of Dimeridian.
Yet, you're casting hearing at the rifts.
Said the sign could seal them.
They're here.
Time to say hello.
Hello.
Slow down.
The surprise is key.
Stay hidden.
Give Tris a chance to show them what she can do.
The stealth mission.
Okay, which one is here?
Oh, the purple one!
Okay.
Holy shit!
Damn, Trist is strong as hell too!
Can I loot them?
Hold on.
Yep.
A wit of wild heart sword?
That's the only one I can loot.
Yo, it's twitching. Thanks for one year.
Roaches, pits. Couldn't have asked for anything more perfect.
It's also to meet- to meet-
to mirror TM bomb into it. Oh shit!
I have to avoid these guys all right close to it
Oh my god, I fucked up. I'm stuck guys. Oh my god, I fucked this up so fast. I was
I'm sorry, I was thinking about being careful too!
Oh no!
Where's the portal?
Oh my god!
We got caught! Instantly!
I fell into the fucking pit!
Let's dance, dammit.
Oh, how do I... guys are around for... oh, there we go.
Sorry.
And I'm... I'm... fighting the Wild Hunt.
This is such a fucking disaster!
How do I fuck everything up so bad already?
Oh my god, all my friends are gonna get killed because of me.
Dude.
Okay, next one. This time I'll do it right.
Don't even sweat it.
Don't you guys worry.
I'm gonna have to kill them anyway
Okay, I have to kill them anyway. It's fine then. If you have to fight them anyway, that's the ideal if I get caught before I destroy the portal.
AHH!
Yo, Millie, thanks for 22 months and Whore on the Wise, thanks for shoving.
Oh my god.
Woo!
My sword's broken.
I should probably just use a kit, I would think.
Okay, one more portal, I'm going to wait until I heal up a little bit, and then we will go...
Oh.
Two of these fucking bastards.
I can't even balance it.
Oh.
Okay, I guess I just get to skip that quiet.
I'm level 25!
Oh no, Siri.
I'm level 25!
I'm level 25!
I'm level 25!
I'm level 25!
I
Refuse to sit idle while you risk your lives for me back inside
You're all gave the signal from a worse interest hasn't lost the spell dammit. All right run
Damn, one hit kills.
How do you count on fireballs?
Oh, okay.
If you quest item care by placing a perfect slot.
Oh, Tris needs help, man.
I just bombed Tris.
Oh, he's fine, he's fine.
We're back out of here!
I'm turning!
Whew!
Oh no!
Oh!
Damn!
Damn it!
You okay, lovely? Thanks for the 4 months!
Oh!
A little bit late, but that's okay.
They're almost there.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
a little bit late but that's okay it almost killed them too holy shit so cool
Okay, well, so far so good, right?
Nothing, nothing, uh, stew-tube, risky or bad has happened.
Roach! Roach! Go! Go! Roach! Go! Oh my god, he stopped here, but I was doing the race too.
Dude, I can't turn. Dude, what is your problem? He ruined the aura of the moment.
I tried to turn
Oh
God
Oh, that'll stop him.
Oh, no.
Lambert, don't be a hero.
For sure.
Carol, go to Lambert now.
I'll save you, Lambert.
oh my god
I
Hit Lambert
Dammit! Stay with us!
I didn't know there was a sparkly fire!
The universe's strength is waning!
Straight to the middle courtyard.
We gotta pull back!
The universe's strength is waning!
Oh no.
Oh god, the circle is closing. It's like Fortnite.
HANDS UP!
FALL BACK!
TO THE GATE!
INTO THE TURN GYME!
The Ironsign works as well as a portal go near it, cast the sign, okay.
The barrel exploded and killed me.
Oh my god.
No!
What the hell?
Oh my lord.
I'm gonna kill you!
Fuck! Fuck!
Take the passage to the main courtyard!
Fall back!
Where's Astro?
Dammit. You agreed he'd open that gate.
Hasn't come yet.
You'll be fine. We've got Tristowar.
I think that means that your friends can't die if you fuck up.
Yes, thanks.
Things were looking shaky.
We had him fall back.
They tried to get in from the main gate.
I'm afraid they would succeed next time.
Siri!
We have to retreat!
He's in trouble!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him!
I'm going to help him! Remember the stone I gave you!
Uh-oh. This guy looks important.
and
and
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Oh
Trickery
Oh
Nice
Was that
I
Thought some kind of signal
Let's fucking go.
He has to open the gate for them.
They didn't blow themselves up.
right now!
Thank you!
I have to ignore these guys and go on.
It does the circle by town. It's yummy. Probably right out of here.
It does.
I get those portals.
I'm gonna get you, so follow us, quick!
Right.
Why, stop throwing it over there!
I need more bombs.
Okay, we're not warring.
Okay, one more to go.
I thought he would throw where I was looking.
Oh, that is a side!
Excuse me, guys.
Pardon me.
I can't cast it!
What the fuck just happened?
My bad.
All right, on my way, excuse me, Lambert, excuse me, Lambert.
The wall stop them
Oh
Jason thanks for 51 months
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, that's so bad!
I'll blow thanks to the six months.
Where is he?
Oh
No
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
will not abandon you. You humans are so impractical.
Siri, you've got this, too. Wipe them out. Don't worry, Kira will save them.
Oh, no.
Siri, no!
You always were a grueling child, I adored that about you.
You're a fool.
Ah!
No!
Oh
Holy shit
Did the overblood go crazy?
No, they're getting away!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Heck it's first time chatter, too
I'm going to get you.
Oh.
There's a maze funeral.
We should prepare.
Well, that was a very epic series of fights and now it just feels very sad and like it
was for nothing.
Brilliant! Thank you for the 4 months!
Rest in peace bro.
Oh, the necklace.
Oh, the necklace.
Oh, you don't know how it is to see someone you love die because of you.
You don't know how it is to see someone you love die because of you, for you.
We all knew what we were signing up for.
For Sherry?
Yes.
And you saved me.
For how long?
A week?
A month?
We'll hide you.
Cover your tracks.
No.
I will flee no more.
She's gonna avenge him.
She looted him.
Oh my fucking god.
The fail.
I mean, I fucking guessed.
I fucking guessed it.
The ones who remain, death should never take precedence over life.
Pay your last respects to your friend. Then we must hold console.
Uh, I'm also going to talk to Mr. Uma.
Oh, paying my respects.
King Court, thanks for the gift sub.
Thank you, please.
She was my ward, too, and the old should only ever stick around to help the young.
You know, this hardly ends your struggle.
I know.
Whatever you aim to do now, remember you'll find souls willing to aid you in Skellige.
Myself, Frach, is children.
Thanks, I'll remember that.
I shall take another look at the wounded, but I'll need to go soon.
I'll leave you some medicines.
Go in health, Hermione.
Till we meet again.
Goodbye, Hermione.
What's on your mind?
Who's the guy whose ears were bleeding?
I forgot who it was.
Victor Devnell?
Oh, skitters!
I'm doing okay.
Thanks for 55 minutes.
That was him? Old...
Hearing seems fine.
Whichers heal fast? Oh that's true. I don't think about that.
Why didn't she just tie her shirt up?
It looks like it would take like two seconds.
My mouth is softy.
Something wrong! It's a fucking funeral, Geralt!
You know what I'm gonna ask, I just wanna see what he says.
get lost I'm done with this idiotic conversation can we talk what about
no way no no way well I never got to play Gwent with him during the getting
drunk quest line because we went and put on the universe. I didn't think you would let
me play with him. I just wanted to... Oh my god.
Ever play Gwent?
Of course. Even tried to teach Vesemnir. Turned out he's just mule headed.
What do you ask?
Gwent!
What?
Let's play!
Huh am I have you crying like a baby? Oh, he was already crying
Well, I'm gonna beat his ass at our mentors funeral
He was a mentor right or was supposed to just like an older witcher
This is fine
Oh, it's so awkwardly quiet, there's no music, because it's a sad funeral Gwent game.
No, no, no Gwent music.
Well, thank you for the spy.
I will be picking that up.
This might be the most despairful game of Gwent I've ever played.
My despair knows no bounds.
I think I'm just going to pass here.
Oh, actually, I hope he plays my spy back so I can maybe get Scorch for a future round.
Actually, I'm just going to dummy this and then pass, actually.
I
Geralt series just left do she can't she chill can't the boys play a round of Gwent at a funeral
Like what's what's your fucking problem?
Have to chill he passed brother why
Uh, I'm just gonna play this.
He's too sad to play.
Alright, I've got nine cards, he has six.
Oh, he's about to get fucking destroyed.
He will truly be crying.
The silence is killing me, dude.
Oh, he spied me.
Interesting.
I think I win, it's fine.
Okay, I got his scorch out, this is perfect, unless he has another one.
Okay, freeze. It's fine. I have a clear weather card. Dude, I feel so bad. I should not have
a start of this game. You know who else got scorched? The timey? Oh my god dude.
There's got one card left.
I'm winning even without the clear weather.
That's the last thing he's got.
Alright, I win.
Should I even mug him, bro? I feel so bad.
He was literally crying on a funeral.
I'm doing it.
I don't care.
117 to 40. Yeah, you like that, you little bitch? Give me the card.
Woo!
Better your hands than someone else's.
Yes!
There you are. Cryin' shame about Vesemir. I'm sorry.
Thanks for your help.
I did that to pay.
Heading straight back to Skellige.
Wouldn't be right to tarry. More with the black ones won't wait.
You can count on me, you know. Always.
I know. Thanks.
There's a spot missing here.
Seems like there might have maybe been another NPC that was supposed to be here. That's weird.
Come to see how I'm feeling.
Thanks. Not bad.
That's good.
Son, horrible about Vesemir.
I know you were close.
Thanks. We were.
Listen, far be it from me to stick my beard,
but it'll no scratch an itch.
So don't take this the wrong way.
I want to help whatever you decide, but to my mind we've got to counter attack
We've got to find the hunt Eridan and charter them both like a bullet or ever
To few of us
Not that simple unfortunately. We have no way of finding them. They find us easily can take us by surprise whenever they want
Well, give me a Geralt, but that's the brother of a man who clearly can't snap out of it
after a tragic loss.
Drink it off.
Sleep it off, whatever it takes.
That cat sword shield's the most of my favorites.
I'll do that, Sultan.
Recently.
Wow.
All right.
Oh, ma.
Zidel can harness immense amounts of the power.
Why has no one taught her to control this?
Actually, some did, teacher.
It's a no-effect.
Oh, Siri.
Haven't had a chance to talk.
Thanks for your help.
And for looking after Siri.
You will thank me later.
Now we must take Sierra off from here, Hita.
And then gather a greater force.
Anyone, everyone we could count on came here to care more, Hen.
Which is why we must seek the help of enemies.
Enemies?
Henchik is our best defense against the hunt.
Sorceresses archmistresses of magic you mean a lot
What's the lodge am I forgetting there's so much stuff is dead the rest are in hiding is this where I'm heart
Margarita low until and friends yeah, I don't know anything
I'm alive and Francesca and Ida think they'd agree
I think they're gonna go from the books. Okay, would you rather speak to Kira alone?
That would probably be best.
No, I think you shouldn't speak to Kira alone.
I don't think you should do that at all.
I don't want to lodge anywhere near Siri.
Just don't trust those women.
What would you give us to instead?
Fight alone and die a beautiful but pointless death?
No Geralt.
By some miracle we survive that.
They're not listening to me.
Eeking out a measly victory at enormous cost.
No more guerrilla warfare. Time to face the enemy in open battle.
I've made an agreement with the Emperor. In exchange for its help, the lodge will be granted amnesty and find a silence for this.
That will be our bargaining chip.
Tris, I wish to leave today to find the sorceresses.
I don't think you should.
Will you help me?
I don't think you should go.
I don't think you should go.
Even got an idea where you could start.
Damn it!
What do you think they're gonna say?
Again, you planned without even asking what I think.
I've had enough of this.
Oh no.
You're taken somewhere like a bundle.
I will not sit and twiddle my thumbs.
I am sick of waiting, sick of hiding.
Oh, porcheery.
You're right.
Prove today you can take care of yourself.
Easier to pat someone on the back
and hope things will work out than it is to face the truth.
Zirel possesses a great power she cannot control.
She is a danger to herself, to others.
Until she learns to control it, she should remain isolated.
First of all, Bollocks.
And second, if you're going to speak of courage,
at least address me directly and not through Geralt.
You tell him, girl, you tell him.
I'm gone.
Better go after her.
Wait, she needs time.
We must let her resolve her grief on her own.
Then we should start training ourselves.
But Geralt wants to be a dad.
She must learn to control her a bit.
You're floor-feeting me?
Thank you for the gift, Beth.
This training really necessary.
You saw what happened.
She could be a greater threat than the hunt.
Fine.
We'll stay here a while longer, then join you and Tristan
over Grad.
Meet at Dandelion's Inn.
Come on, Yen.
The sooner we leave, the better.
Guys, we're going to find out that Kira's missing.
Oh boy.
What could have happened?
I'm level 26.
My ass GM, thanks for the seven months.
Why didn't you say anything?
Well it didn't give me the option to say anything.
So, you know, kinda awkward.
I'll return to this later.
Didn't make it far first time out on the gauntlet either.
Go up please, not now.
By comparison, the gauntlet was a walk in the park.
But that's not the point.
What is?
Avalarkis says nothing will come of this until I stop thinking about the battle.
But at the moment I find it impossible to fill my head with kittens and vanilla pudding.
tell me how do you do it what we've managed to pull yourself together focus no
matter what's happening she knows
there's a certain ancient method dad no time to me and barman taught it to him
will you take me into the mountains and make me drink hemlock the Skellica druids
used it for centuries. It always works.
Hey!
What the fuck?
Team player, thanks for 84 months!
Welcome back!
You'll regret that.
Aw.
Ow!
Hey, that's cheating.
A win?
We'll see about that.
Missed
Right now hit her
Surrey
Gotcha
Yeah, Lymon, thank you for the five gifted and Razif. Thanks for the ten months.
I'll lob it from this far.
Not cheating, you just suck at snowball fighting.
I hate aiming with a joystick.
Oh, she up.
You were right.
That really worked.
So what now?
I'll go see where our dearest son is.
WDAD!
Why are their feet out?
Whose feet are these?
It's Garble's feet! Oh my god!
I thought they looked kind of feminine.
Don't care!
where'd you get this idea what's gotten into you I must avenge this me the
Sabbath it's the perfect opportunity in the risk will be drunk among his co-horns
caught up in the revelry I'm not expect the blow hmm
why do I have a lot of maybe you don't see him here I left him a letter will
rejoin him in Novigrad. Come. We shall talk on the way.
Let's go!
Ready?
Let's go.
After the battle of Keremoran, the defenders licked their wounds and mourned their losses.
Who began to plan?
She looked girls one night and urged it could the battle of care mourn go different
Or does bestimere always died no matter what can more people than him die?
He always dies but can other people die more people can die
Where are there more people that were missing than, um, than Kira?
Wait, if Kira was there, she would have saved Lambert and they'd fall in love.
Damn, I really am a bad friend to Lambert, I mean, because he's an asshole, but I also
played Gwent with him at the theater room.
The baron thought the ladies of the wood a terrifying tale for naughty children.
Instantly, I wonder how the baron is.
He found his wife, took her away, somewhere far.
And I took his special card.
She was unwell.
I also took his- his bitch.
She's insane.
We stand to find him right here?
Sure.
Avalok told me of beings who commune with the NLLs.
They can be found in every part of our world.
In Velen the Crohn's do this
Apparently I'm north came here at Eridin's behest to order the Crohn's to keep their eyes
I'll be I did the wind request in case Avila put to seek shelter in his villain hideout
Took the order a little bit of the cheetahs. That's gonna give me think I'm worth might still be here
So please the pleasures of the flesh while it's sex the Crohn's indulging
Flatter his ego
I'm certainly not let this opportunity pass and we'll be on bull mountain for the Sabbath
You actually know this area
Centuries ago. It was a hallowed site for Druids, but then the crones arrived
Destroyed the balance circle guys I have a question
Do you think it's gross to drink tap water from the sink?
Because I've had people tell me that's disgusting other people be like no, that's normal
I suspect in earth it tends to know as the best guest seems to know it well
And they'll have an ox. I feel like it's fine wonky. Thanks for the fish that months
I was asking cuz I want to get watered. I was like, oh, but people don't think it's gross if I drink from the sink
How do you like you you drink water from the from the bathroom tap? I'm like, what is just water?
I went in the bathroom and Kiwi was like asleep like right like next to the food bowl like
this like he was like standing up his head was all the way down he wasn't moving I was
like kiwi kiwi and then he would like what you scared the shit out of me run
around days for the eight months it's not toilet water it's from the sink
usually sleeps in his little hutch maybe he sleeps like that since his next
all messed up I don't know it's not from the toilet let's get this done we must
reach the peach we'll find him right there he was sleeping like perfectly
still and call this night the feast of gifts I have no idea why the feast of
gifts okay
have a laugh names vanity is in there's greatest weakness vanity any thought
of if I read my voice whole series here the other one Karanfue is said to be
I should probably walk with her, in case she says stuff.
First fan might be the best.
Geralt. Geralt.
But! He said help!
Let them approach.
But!
They've come for the feast. Wouldn't do the cast them out.
Didn't come to celebrate. We need to get to the top of the mountain.
The gate is shut. You'll not pass.
But we fire us down that way with food and drink and plenty.
Sit down beside one, and perhaps this year the ladies will descend.
Give us the privilege of seeing them.
We thank you for the invitation.
Be glad to sit down, right?
Speak for yourself.
Come with me.
I wonder if I'm some spoiler...
Wow, the water is fine!
It tastes great!
I chatter.
What's your problem, man? Put your fucking crossbow down, asshole? Jesus. You're a flower's
too, you're such a piece of shit.
You're a children. Why do the ladies need them?
We know not and never ask.
You don't know? Then let me tell you.
Tell us instead what a peasant his own young and starving is to do with a wandering war of them.
You're not from here. Don't judge us by others' laws.
Well, Mox is here too. I know Mox are right up.
The oak bears acorns, at times few, at times a handful.
What do you do with the acorns?
The Velen Elders gather, hold council.
Some favor grinding them to spread on the fields for a rich artist.
Others want them given to a cunning woman who'd make medicine for consumption.
A handful of enchanted acorns is enough for all Velen.
It is never enough.
We've got other questions.
Mention the gate, said we wouldn't pass.
Only the chosen visit the ladies. Every year, young lads and lassies climb the mount, but never more than three.
Let me guess, the young lads and lassies don't return.
No, they return happy and radiant. But Rare is the one who then stays in Valin.
Off we go to seek fortune in the wild world
We should be going
Be good to see the ladies
We're a fire with yearning
Come girls. We must get there before daybreak go to attend and stand before fecler
She's the one who decides who's worthy to face the ladies
All right, well, well, what players?
Yeah, yeah, I remember all of them.
Yeah.
So how do I upgrade my armor?
meaning to ask that. You need to find more papers? So like the papers for the set I have?
or what
I don't think I need any of this
treasure hunt quest
Okay
We can remove upgrades cost 500 I think that's worth it right now the other swords I have
So long
Look a child
No a godling I know him names Johnny Johnny
I don't think we'd see him again.
Why are you here?
What are you doing here? Last we met you and the Crohn's weren't exactly friends.
I got an invitation I came with kids. Same as every year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Crohn's tolerate my presence and wish to see me at their Sabbath.
So I come, wander about and go home with the rising sun.
What about you?
We gotta climb a mountain. Can you help?
I'd rather try to dissuade you.
I'm certain that would be in vain.
The lass. She is stubborn as you.
Even more so.
Figured as much.
Oh.
Path to the Peak starts there.
Past the gate.
But only old Thecla's got the key.
So, since you shall never get it, you best turn back now.
the key why do you doubt we can get it good grief you're worse than children
three souls are allowed to top the mountain and only strapping young lads
or a company lasses among them they get the key open the gate and meet the
ladies I believe I qualify he's old and ugly
Huh pretty damn good at finding most voices
It's like 90 so we all said 60. I don't know
We're here to find an elf named Imlerith Siri thinks he might be a guest of the Croons
Big bloke in full play
Go in the right way. These are top the mountain. All right. You've seen it
Saw him in the book first
Water froze beneath his horseshoes. Then I saw him again yesterday, eddin' up this path.
Why are you lookin' for him?
He kills my friend.
Wouldn't seek revenge if I were you. Even the ladies bow and scrape before that one.
Gotta get to the summit, simple as that.
It's that clear you'll need to convince. She's blind as your bum, but she won't be fooled.
We shall try to trick her she sits in that tent over yonder. I wish you luck and do open me again
someday
Why do I?
Moons are rising, owls hoot, fires just to be
Hours late and slumber posy, close your eyes and dream
The 33 thieves thought they'd drop the throne throughout Thursday
Okay, I need permission to go up the mountain now.
Up the bald mountain of course.
What's that?
Well, come on, come closer girl.
Huh.
What's she like?
Narrow hips, sparkly eyes, a striking feisty laugh.
Narrow hips, sparkly eyes, a striking feisty laugh.
Ever had a man?
Ever night. Got me answer.
What, from sniffing her?
I choose you, girl. This night you shall see the ladies.
What the fuck?
If she goes up the mountain, I go with her.
Pee-pee!
What else has the cat drugged in?
It's grey and veiny, got scar and eyes like a viper.
I...
Stinks of clotted blood and corpses.
Plus it's old and infertile.
I reject you, Frank.
The girl will ascend alone.
You misjudged me.
I'm worthy as anyone.
Girl?
He's brighter than any youth.
Only smells like corpses because he kills monsters.
And he'll kill any who stand in his way.
That's right, that's right.
Perhaps I was mistaken.
Perhaps there's life in Emyak.
By ancient rite you may appeal my choice.
But to do so you must best the challenge.
I accept the challenge.
Come.
You will giggling.
Look this over. A coin from days of yore. Falker burns on its reverse, so they call
it the defiance of it.
Now, bring me the co-
Oh, that's easy!
Wait!
How hard can it be?
Oh!
Do I have any, like, water breathing potions?
Alright, good.
Have a use in a while.
UHRD ends in about 3 years!
Why can't I not remember how to use the crossbow?
I have to aim!
Okay, I'll refresh my breath, and then we will go down.
There it is!
A chest!
I'm greeting out.
There's more stuff down there.
I won't make it though, I gotta go.
UGH!
I might actually be in trouble.
Uh-oh.
Gulp.
Oh my god, I made it.
Okay.
Oh, not even close!
Excuse me.
I must fight. I must face him in battle.
This one's better than the last one!
Oh
I'm not going to die.
Woo!
So much meat.
Alright, sick.
I wonder, is he guarding something?
So I think we have the way we're supposed to go
after we get permission.
I think we'll probably come back here later.
All right, pre-killed him, that's fine.
No problem at all.
You're ready for the trial.
I was beginning to worry, I'll send that sketchy.
Something's back, what do you want?
Can't help but be curious, what's at the summit?
It's Helen, the lady's well there.
You're a spot of life, and thanks for a long, long time.
Hello?
I know that, I want to.
You'll learn nothing else here.
I've got that coin you tossed in the lake.
It reeks of sludge.
Nothing I can do about it.
How can you throw it in the lake?
So, can I keep your word?
I always do, my boy.
Show the coin to the gatekeeper, pass the threshold.
He'll know it's me, then.
Mariko will open the gate for you.
Now go!
You weren't the one to do the diving in that cave.
You're a witcher. You've died in murky waters.
Yeah, I have to tell you about the time I have to lose you.
Hey, hey, hey!
Readings!
I think when I was sparing K, I accidentally started talking.
You didn't mind a look at your stock.
Oh, you got greater sign intensity and staggered cool, man.
She doesn't even play guan.
Yes A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A.
All right.
Time to go.
Hi Siri.
I'm gonna see if I can actually talk to her.
What's your name girl?
What's yours?
Your name don't matter.
Atop the peak you lose it and get another.
You may go.
I'm you?
I passed the trial.
I passed the trial. Here's proof. Recognize it.
The defyers own a death sentence.
Wait till I fuck up!
Fogus!
I'm burning!
Nice.
One tough son of a bitch.
We've no time to lose. I'll turn to Imlerith, you take the crowns.
Avalarq said they dwell below the oak, among its roots.
No chance. I'm going after Imlerith.
Fine, let's play for it. Rock, paper, scissors.
Just... I win!
Damn it! Two out of three!
I'm no worse a fighter than you we both know that's not true listen to me this
once but no buts W dad fine be careful you too
I must get down there.
Oh hell, I guess I must jump.
Alright, now we go.
Yeah, I fucking hit my leg on the side of the rock.
But for some reason she's fine.
Swordswresses?
What are they doing, man?
How was me?
You lived a life for love, and you were more bitterness.
These are crows?
Oh, yeah, it is the crows, I'd say.
It actually looks like the painting now.
Yeah, yeah.
Here's the voice.
Band soup!
Hello, ladies.
That's what they really look like, guys.
Welcome, child of the end of blood.
We use your wichitae.
I hate that one so much.
Oh, I'm dying.
Walk a lot with kinds of mashing buttons.
Let me do that again.
They took their eyelashes off in their extensions.
I love ripping off my eyelashes at the end of the day.
Oh my god.
I have to go back down.
No more boobo guys.
And we have no use.
Your life is dying.
Your life is moving.
You're gonna fall flat and they're taking charge.
You're gonna die tight.
And it's gonna be punished.
I
Skip it bro. We just watched it like two minutes ago. What?
I
See
I love you, Mr. Freak.
You're a great grasshopper.
I don't know, I think it's 38 months.
oh yeah no fucking show my face
no say no a girl no 10 okay girl
up right away
You die tonight.
You will die here, no.
No, take no ticker.
No, take no ticker.
You will die here, no.
I have both of them.
Damn, you see the dash?
I went through both of them.
I had both of them.
Damn, you see the dash that went through both of them?
Cool.
Nasty.
Oh!
Nasty.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Okay.
Okay.
Well.
Yeah, the necklace, Erma-dallion, well, that is quite unfortunate, I suppose to go up,
Okay, I'm okay.
Let's go into the yellow marker. My brain's like you gotta go to the yellow marker, bro.
Place of power.
Place of power. It's gotta be.
Please support us, Extraterra.
No?
What is going on?
What is this?
What is this?
It's freaky!
Yes sir, thanks for 40 months!
Get out of my way, goat-leadies.
The sisters said you would come, they saw you arrive in the water's surface.
They did not see the girl.
What she is with you, is she not?
I should lie, right?
I'm here alone a lie, which will change nothing
Whatever I'm gonna kill them anyway
Oh my god, oh my god, I have no kills I have some chicken
Come on bro heal me chicken
Watch this
I mean some pork
Oh god.
I got this.
Wait, I can't move!
Oh, make my game cross?
Ah!
I need to unleash the big ass attack, holy fuck.
What the fuck was that?!
My eyes!
What the fuck was that?
My eyes!
He's trying to blind me in real life.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh.
Oh
Is the wrong sign
Sorry
I don't know how this was so tense.
Oh! I did it! First try!
There's no- no healing poses!
Oh my god, never mind. I'm just like a lunatic.
Let's fucking go! Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
You charge me to fight like this!
Hasn't your good?
The richer you sleep.
Shit!
Oh
Yeah
Holy fuck
Geez
Wow.
Got 900 experience for that.
We did it.
Barely.
How'd it go down there?
We flew only two of the clones.
The third fled with Vesemir's medallion.
I saw the mentor.
Oh
Who avenged Vesemir?
Avalar claims vengeance is I get it back when served cult. He's wrong
Now to find Eridin and kill him
An orange for your thoughts
Wondering what to tell you never for when we get to know the ground tell her the truth always
I wonder if Tristan and Yennefer have found the sorceress of the lodge.
We ought to rejoin them.
Alright, let's do it!
Yeah, let's get going.
Thank you for coming with me.
Come here.
Let's go.
is dead. The oak, the crunch. I fear that was your last feast. What about our acorns?
Your acorns? No idea. After the summit's clear, you can always go looking for them. Or just
go home. This is no longer no man's land. It's no longer the lady's land. It's all yours.
what about the goat ladies? I don't know they're probably better off without that guy right?
Or maybe they just go find a new man to hang out around, I don't know.
I don't know, it was right away I guess.
Not sure.
I wonder if they plague went.
Fuck, I should've asked before the fight.
That's too late.
Then, no more humans, but it was mages that hunted in the temple guard were after.
Mages left, hunters needed a new quarry.
Jeez.
He trained and prejudiced will never be eradicated, and witch hunts will never be about witches
to have a scapegoat.
That's the key.
Humans always fear the alien, the odd, once the mages have left one of their house, from
turn their anger against the other races, and as they have for ages, rounded their neighbors
their greatest foes.
Unneeded lion!
Ready for turn-cars!
With gifts!
Geralt! Ciri!
Well, I learned Geralt had found you. Glad to see you, and one piece too, Daddygrain.
What have you two been?
Just finished hunting down the crumbs of Valin and the general of the Wild Hunt.
Well, you were the best he wore then. So did you.
You're so badass.
You look terrible.
Fuck off, dandelion!
Are you supposed to be taking care of Priscilla? Oh, I wonder what Priscilla's doing now.
Watch the sorceresses. Triss and Yen were supposed to gather the memories.
They're working on it. Triss is upstairs waiting for you. Yenifer's gone to Quip with Cates.
Yen, did that portside dive? Why?
Didn't inform him. Imagine that. Ah, and that elf of yours moved into the Ruby Suite.
Told me to tell you he's waiting too.
Gave him your best room?
He didn't exactly ask. I prepared another rover, but he blew past me and locked himself in the ruby.
Hasn't peaked out since. Barely eats, drinks only water, and the only thing I've heard from him is,
I wish to know when Wimbledon and Zerial arrive.
Thanks. Looks like I'll have my hands full.
Um, what um, would Priscilla be staying here?
I don't know what she's doing.
I guess we'll probably run into her naturally at some point, right?
If I had to guess.
Yeah, maybe I can ask Daniel on her, so let me see what you do.
What side are you on?
Got a minute.
For you, my friend, Owens.
What?
Ow.
You and Priscilla meet.
Hmm.
It was at the Court of Duke in parallel.
The annual ballot recount.
We faced off.
You won.
Well, I don't want to admit it.
I bet.
Probably lost and we don't want to admit it.
Actually, she caught my eye, so I let her.
I was counting on getting the prize, and I didn't caught it.
And, did you?
That, my friend, is not your concern.
I can't ask her.
See you, dental ant.
I'm sure we'll run into her at some point damn this is a big-ass room holy shit
Need a hanky
God admit never expected this of you. You humans have
unusual tastes
How did you fell on board Monday need to ask you're a sage. I ask as a courtesy
A concept you clearly forgot when you left without uttering a word.
Sylvia's in a hurry.
I know, so she wrote him her letter.
But that is not my concern.
You eliminated the Inverith adeptly.
Sylvia adeptly might say you inspire me.
Meaning?
The loss of one of his great generals has weakened her significantly.
Two others remain.
How do we get rid of them?
Caranthia is a loyalist, but Gaelas.
That is another story. He was a devoted follower of our former king.
And as it happens, Eridin poisoned our beloved ruler.
You're getting bogged right now?
Bro, no, no way! This guy's not bogging Geralt.
How do you know? Or are you bluffing?
Eridin made sure very few individuals knew of his betrayal. Most are now dead.
Didn't answer my question.
How matters not. What matters is, I know.
And I have an idea how to use this knowledge.
Fine. So what do you propose?
Why to bring Gels here?
Show him the truth of what happened.
Fabulous plan, if we only knew where to find him.
We do. In the land of the NL.
the land of the NL you don't recall after all you did travel with Eridyn for some time
the land of the alter folk the world where we arrived centuries ago a world that is now
our home so that the alt place and it is there where we will find Gels thank you for getting
Doing something, you and Ciri might know how to travel between worlds, but me, not so
much.
You clearly know there are many other worlds apart from the one where we now stand.
They're linked by passages hidden gateways that afford travel from one world to another.
Of course, few know of these gateways, even fewer can locate them.
Alvin Sages, for example, for example, one such passage will open soon near where we
are fortuitous here. Between this noble edifice and the butchers, that's our chance. Shall we go?
Let's go.
I know this house. Supposed to drive a godling from here. Supposed to? Decided it was harmless.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Okay, let me rest and finally get my my potions back.
It's time for some actual drip. You guys think so?
All right, let me look at what I have from...
Where would my armor crafting things be?
Which armor set is the best looking, do y'all think?
I can't really tell how they look from- I'm looking at this.
Enhances the second level.
Cat?
I don't think I have those...
I don't think I have those, um, recipes.
Wolf Bear?
I don't have any of those.
Am I supposed to have them by now?
armor. Yeah, I'm missing a bunch. Oh, that's right, the quest. Oh, that's right, that's
right, that's right. Okay, treasure quest. Yo, Kaiser, thanks for the 25 months. Oh,
cat school gear. Oh, cat school gear upgrade. Okay, I see. Okay, we can do this then. Oh,
Wait, I did tell this guy I would do this quest now, but
Don't realize that I left right
It's okay
Realize that I
Colonel Mortimer, thank you for the seven months
I'll come back later
And he'll be like well once he sees my new drip, he'll be like damn I understand you had to you had to
disappear
What?
What's going to stand me up?
He'll understand.
Beware.
You are not silent.
You have died.
Over.
Hopefully I have the materials for right off the bat too.
I would think that I'd probably do.
It's a level 17 questline thing, so I probably have no time for this.
Alright.
Uh.
Oh.
That was just up here.
I thought it was farther away.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
All right.
All right, finally after like 40 hours in this game, maybe I'll have some nice drip.
A woman in need, which is nasty.
What's the problem?
My house, something haunts it. It hails Brutton's chain.
Oh, Shash's plate. I fear merely being there.
We've seen what sort of fandom this is. I'll spend no amount of gold.
I'll take the quest I'm looking for right now.
Fine. I'll tend to it.
Thank you ever so much. Come with me. I'll show you the way
All right now later later
Oh, I never had this, uh...
Oh, I never had this, uh...
shine watch it or you'll see the shine of my sword and back off that instance is
making me nauseous move the skype as well wait counter sign and fish soup gives
the deacons on to your head eight what do you need before you ask I'm all out of
hemorrhoid cream what are you talking about you're in sense that bad for the
brain I wasn't gonna ask about that you gave the past words signaling you wish
to buy some herbs
You're about as much a priest of the Eternal Fire as I am a Vestal Virgin.
What sort of conspiracy is this?
Conspiracy?
Yeah.
Folks eat conspiracies everywhere.
I sell harmless things.
Get in turbulent times like these.
Think it's safer to don priests robes?
See thing is, in this town, impersonating a priest is likely grounds for punishment.
Cruel and unusual, that wager.
I'm in person.
I ain't no one.
I am a priest.
Oh, I am a horse. I'm an alchemist.
I have to kill so bad.
Sadly, it's become difficult to reconcile the two.
Uh, will you report me?
Or shall we make a deal?
Trying to bribe me? Save your coin.
I'm not a former priest.
In fact, you'd have to pay me to talk to them.
And I shall sell you my wares to less.
Calf your eyes.
See if there's- Ooh, discounts!
Provided, of course, you do not seek Henry's surgery.
I'm gonna repeat real quick. I'll be right back
Why didn't she pee before stream?
SMH
What the heck selfish regime thanks to 25 months
She came for stream what the heck I've been live for almost six hours
Let's play some Lampers.
I never looked at a Lampers card.
Ooh, it's a Triss Merigold card.
Yes, that's quite nice, isn't it?
More toilet water?
No!
No, I have my sink water,
water stays in the toilet. Silly, silly. You guys are so silly. Dang, I ain't gonna
spy. Or a dummy. This might be hard actually. I have a scorch. Yo, Trin! 112 months! Welcome
Come back, Trin!
Crazy!
Thank you so much.
God, he's got some good cards.
Guys, watch this!
I didn't know I misclicked I'm sure I'm pressed B but it's fine
Watch this here... Wait, what does that one do? Is that the peeking one? Oh yeah, that's
That's the peeking one.
Low key, should I just pass?
It's too early.
Oh, he passed.
Nice.
I think I can win the next one, too.
I have a medic.
Ooh, and I got, like, nice.
I got dandelion.
I'm gonna take that.
Fuck.
Fuck.
That's okay, I have my Orchers.
Bro, he has one Karg left.
Okay, this is free.
We got this.
All right, this is so free.
All right, time to log for no reason at all.
What do you have for sale now?
Show me what you have in stock.
Oh, quest item?
Yes, I'll get that.
$1,000 ruin 5% attack power
Take care
I think I saw it was the cat school witcher here.
Okay, let's go back to the princesses.
Hello player, thanks for the gift sob.
Where's the link?
I
Squirrel passages under temple aisle
So I get there from
Am I gonna die
Okay, come on.
Unders, so do I have to...
Um, I don't know what that was.
My bad.
Okay, this time I'll find it for sure.
Oh my, it's killing me.
I wonder if he's trying to...
Ow!
Yeah, my fucking way.
You're only left with the cannon.
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh, except the army wearing the blue till you upgrade it?
Oh my god.
Okay, we have a lot of work to do then.
I
Very important
How the fuck do I get down?
Oh, damn it.
I saw where I was supposed to go and I fucking fell all the way down.
That would be a way back up, right?
Somewhere?
I can't get up here.
Alright.
What the fuck?
Okay, didn't really do not like that there Oh my god, dude
I'm actually gonna reload yeah
Oh my god!
Actually redacted five months, thank you!
Long loading.
Ah, whoo!
Excuse me.
Ah!
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
I'm sure there is a better way to get there, but the game isn't telling me, so I'm just
gonna save and then try to jump down again. Fuck it.
Alright. I can do it.
No. Oh my fucking god. I almost went back down the exact same way. Okay, so what was
the actual path? What is this? Oh, there's just a wire. Okay, well whatever. Fuck it.
Someone placed an illusion here
Hello, anyone home?
Oh, it's cool under here.
Oh
Nice.
Okay.
Let's find this loot.
This is a big door.
Key required.
All right.
Let's find a key.
What do the depths to be lifted up?
I'm not gonna say anything, Geralt.
Steer's Recipe.
You're passing on Timo by the time pumpkin chicken thighs, exotic spices, milk of the
Coco Nusifera.
Why is this here?
Look down to be lifted up.
I just pulled the lever from behind the wall.
Okay, I think I need to just make them all look
What
There we go.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice
Now there's so many
Dude, I'm pressing A and he's just walking into the, into the thing.
Dude.
There we go.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Oh!
Whee!
Uh, I guess I have to drown her.
Oh, I have drowners.
Uh, which way do I have to go, you guys?
Oh, I got the key!
Uh...
Guys.
Yeah, I think there's more treasure underneath this, and I should go back down a little bit.
That looks like really hard to see.
Uh, I don't know if it's, I can't get out actually.
Let's get this armor!
What is that so if there's a dude just shell in there maybe he's dead
Oh, dear.
There you go.
blade. Okay I'm missing three more things. Are there torture? The substance has been
tortured, poisoned, frozen, starved, dehydrated. Find diagrams. There's the wreck of the flying
Alright, we are out of here.
Onto the next!
Yeah, about 52 bottles of water.
Very thirsty boy.
Okay, how far away is this next thing?
Uh, it is quite far and I can't teepee there.
Okay.
Uh.
We'll go back to the signpost.
All right, okay, we will go here
Alright, I guess here's the closest place we can go.
How'd you ready your bow when I showed up, fuckin' asshole?
Everyone hates- everyone hates Geralt, what's their problem?
I protect y'all.
That's me.
Yeah, they're scared of the orals.
Must be.
Woo!
Hmm.
What?
You're all back under your rock.
Oh!
Why did they drop that battle song that was literally in the game for the first or second
chapter?
Yo, Joey Stromboli, thanks for 54 months.
That was like the best fighting song.
Yeah, I'm on set.
Hello.
Can you guys hear me out?
I don't know if my new...
I don't know where to get picked up.
No?
Oh, it's so sad.
I'll see if I can fix it.
Yeah, the old mic would pick her up.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
Oh, it's so sad.
I can't see your block in the screen.
Excuse me.
There we go.
Why is it so slow?
I can't see.
Aw, she's licking the mic.
She doesn't hate you guys.
I
Oh my god, there's a whole cow here.
Got some big loot, oh we just got it.
Oh, plus 55?
Oh, that's Moonblade, the one that we picked up in the other place.
It's probably worth removing my stones from the other sort of blacksmith.
I will do that next time I want to watch this.
Okay, we're looking for the cat gear.
Oh my god, I have to go to another place?
Holy moly!
Let me get my boat in fast travel.
Yeah, we'll take some more pieces though.
No super far way.
First, I want to check out the other question mark though.
What's this?
Oh, shit!
Some good blue.
Okay, let's do world map.
Let's go somewhere by a teepee thing.
Are there any anchors?
I only see one anchor.
Road to Bald Mountain
Oh, there's a guy.
Oh, there's a guy.
Oh, there's a guy.
There's a guy.
I'm a roach.
Can I have the right place?
Oh!
Hello, which hunters?
What's good, guys?
Ow.
I don't think I was supposed to get out of here.
Oh!
No, I was actually.
Okay, I have to go to another place, I guess.
What is that symbol?
Glove?
That's pretty easy.
What is this?
It's a fucking other portal.
Can I open it?
I don't think I can.
Oh, it's a DLC thing?
Oh, I see.
Okay, where should I go?
One more piece!
And then I can go craft the gear, but I don't know if I'll even have all the materials
that I need.
We will see.
Give me that.
Such a beautiful game.
Oh
He doesn't know I'm here
Oh my god
Oh my god!
Hey, chill!
Chill!
Oh my god!
Goodness.
So much stuff.
Probably won't lose.
I found it!
Alright.
Now to try to craft it.
And now I'll have to find the upgrades.
So much traveling around.
Okay, to a blacksmith.
I don't remember where one is besides...
Where's the red baron?
Why is it taking me to villain?
Oh, here we go, okay.
Let's craft some stuff.
Okay, Feline boots.
I have what I need.
Perfect.
Um, Feline armor.
I need to make some dark steel plates.
Dark steel plates.
Perfect.
Heline armor.
Uh, no gauntlets, okay.
The line gauntlets need hardened timber.
Hardened timber.
Uh, nope, well past it.
Alright, gauntlets, feline gauntlets, trousers, feline trousers.
I need another hardened timber.
Let's fucking go.
Alright, people were saying it looks exactly the same as the one I'm wearing right now.
It's just blue, but I can't upgrade.
I mean, I like blue better than blue, so this is fine.
Oh wait, no, it is different.
I'd say this is definitely already a better outfit.
I don't know how I feel about the t-shirt, but I think it's better than what I had.
It's at least something new.
You know, something different.
That's good.
Cat school gear upgrade diagrams part one.
the Silver Sword upgrade. There's a Cat Sword as well. More hunting I suppose. Need a sword
for the set bonus. Okay. I guess I'll have to craft the sword as well then. I haven't
the crafting sword the whole game. Yeah, this armor definitely already looks better.
business. Sadly, just there across the river. To what the bridge is aimed, I was attacked.
Smashed the boardwalk of this dwarven spirit on the bugger hole. But the robbery was partial
success.
Tell me what you want already, and be brief.
Thief ran off with my documents. Very important documents. I need you to get it back for me.
cost you I don't work for free since the dawn of time no witcher's left at the
finger with a day I was smacked out in the coin in the souls of my boots
the time that I'm walking and it's you know just Henry thanks for the fire
gifted thank you Henry thank you last chance
I should be as a citizen.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh wait, I must be going the wrong way.
I'm not going the wrong way, I'm just really far.
I don't know if I'll pick up those quests there too.
Prisma, six months!
Uh, I don't want to do that one yet.
Let me go back to my armor quest.
Oh, like there was one there!
Why am I tracking the one that's all far away?
Oh my fucking god, it's in the middle of nowhere.
I'm going through though.
I was going to go do it.
Fuck it.
I
Or say
It's the song!
Maybe just a bellenoli song?
Oh my god, it's been so long.
I've missed it.
She didn't do that part.
I'm sure I'll run into more mobs in the whole play again.
oh
oh do I just swim
Wait!
How's that for fuck's sake?
Oh my god, what am I doing, bro?
No fucking way.
Alright, well now we're going the right way.
This is fine.
What the fuck, deserters!
You will perish or I will perish
Yeah
Lots of loot.
Very nice.
More upgrades.
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
I forgot how the melody went.
It had been so long.
Gameboy thanks for the gift sub.
Okay, so we'll find the boots upgrade.
Big ass cave, and there's a lot of caves in this game.
There's gotta be someone here.
That guy died with flowers on him?
Maybe I'm not supposed to look in here?
Oh, I found it.
Oh, I know I didn't.
Found some other diagram.
I'm definitely supposed to be looking in this cave, right?
The marker was outside the cave, but I didn't see anything out there.
What is this?
Creepy as a ritual site.
Hmm, I must have missed it.
Very strange.
Yo, mono, thank you for the prime, welcome.
Thank you very much.
I must have missed it.
But where?
I must have missed it, but where?
All I see is mushrooms! Mushrooms everywhere!
Oh, maybe on this guy? Nope, all adds in an apple.
Maybe this guy?
Where's our apple?
Huh.
Oh.
Okay, that's for a different quest.
What the fuck?
Where is this thing?
Oh my god.
I wanna look around some.
Okay well now it's time to search the cave which I've already searched.
Uh, you're almost on your search.
This area specifically.
Find the boots upgrade diagram.
Yeah?
I just searched that whole fucking cave.
For what?
Oh my lord.
Okay now I have to do another TP.
Roach!
Roach!
Alright, there we go.
Do y'all think it's worth to get the full armor upgrades?
It's not, I don't know, I mean, I don't think it's that any more diagrams.
Yeah, okay.
They will be so fancy and so tanky.
Okay, time to teleport back to where we were.
We
This seems to not be the one we're supposed to be in
It's not safe to go out in the sun.
It's upstairs.
I'll see you again.
Excuse me.
It's upstairs.
I'll see how it goes.
Excuse me.
It says to go upstairs here.
What how?
What's how?
Did I miss something?
Sorry.
There is something above.
Yeah, it's...
Ah!
Hmm.
The white the white dots are trying to trick me
Watch other the ladder
Where is it?
Oh man, don't mind me.
Ow!
Oh, you don't mind too.
Find the solar sorda.
Oh, here we go.
Nice.
Got it.
Alright, one more piece to go.
Ow.
I don't want to be scared of you.
Okay, I probably should have gone to this one after I got, I actually got those from the
first quest on your mind.
Gonna have some real nice armor.
Oh
We
I don't remember this this music
I just went to like a cat plushie website and made it.
I don't remember the exact website.
What the fuck?
House is completely destroyed, but the magic circle's intact.
Guess this is a locked portal.
Need to find the key.
That's for another quest, I believe.
Shatter, I can't see.
So the armor diagram is somewhere here.
But where?
Well, I bet it's in there, all right, sweet.
That's two more.
Let's go up here.
Oh, there's two kinds of swords that I need to make, I think.
Okay, well I will finish this next stream I
Will be streaming tomorrow playing more Witcher I
Probably do the same thing tomorrow like this only game tomorrow, so yeah
Okay guys well, thank you for watching today. Let me see actually
Oops, and then, uh, Sunday will be sub-Sunday.
And then after that, maybe I'll try to do some different things.
Just to mix it up a little on high-shutter.
Yes, I am ending my boy.
Okay.
I will see you guys tomorrow.
Thank you for watching today.
I had fun.
All right, goodnight, guys.
Bye-bye.
Bye bye.
We need to find a, take a song to play.
Okay, bye guys.
Bye bye.
Say bye, chatter.
Oh, he did that.
Okay, bye.
Say bye chatter.
Oh, he did that.
Okay, bye.
Hold on, hold on, we can't stay here
Once more, once more, we'll stay the same
I need my hands moving
To the day that I'm sure
To the day that we're sure