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I'm in a box, I'm searching for things that I'm not, and I took it by surprise
Our lives are pretty tough, I'll talk to you guys about your mind
Too many times, I stay up late
When you get back, you could be the one I call in my life
Too bad I'm not the space to find the ones
I can't be the one I call in my life
Oh, I'm in a box, I'm taking a break
Keep me like a child
I am a child
Come back with me
Just like you
I can't be no more
I don't want to be no more
It's so dumb
We could meet up
We could be done
I got the feeling
You still hate me so
Shit, I don't fuck
You know it's no fun
I can't believe I used to be
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Contacted an artist about making Cheddar and Mott's badges for the new thing that Twitch
added where when people sub or just watch for free they can get badges and I did I did
tell her that people asked for a Chorm badge but I was like oh but I know that the badges
are really small in their square so I don't know if Chorm would fit but she said she was
gonna try to draw something but guys don't you think it'd be so much cuter if it was just
one badge that was cheddar's face and one of those mott's face like we don't need that that fucking worm
we don't need that x-dom thanks for the 18 months hello hello we need you bro it's not gonna fit in a
Icon it's look at bro. Chippinowski. Thanks for the 15 months
Thank you
Wait, I have something to show you guys play witcher has been so fun. Thank you. I have something to show you guys
I almost forgot. Oh my gosh sub zero and jay
So
People are asking about this a while ago, but I think people kind of forgot about it
Honestly, I kind of forgot about it too a little bit
Wait actually guess what it is
Guess what it is. Yo Matthew G. Thanks for 16 months
Tada
It's exactly what I imagined!
I literally said like I want to look like the kind of ornate frame they would have at
like a very fancy art gallery and they did such an amazing job.
It's so fancy, isn't it?
Wow, so amazing!
You know, Boo Man Cat, thanks for the 26 months!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Hello!
the new beanie thanks for 28 months where are you laughing cuz it's silly you
don't think it's kind of silly well now I can hang it up but I don't know where
to put it so yeah I can hang it up now I just don't don't know where cuz the wall
So far away from me. Well, what do you guys think?
You can hang it in the space on the right hand the Polaroids and the Kirby's oh true wait, you're right. There is space there
But I need a hammer. I don't know if I have a hammer in here
And I just have to hang it up
After stream I guess cuz I didn't think about it till just now, but yeah, I could hang it in this blank spot right here, maybe
right
Send a picture. Oh sure. I should send a picture of my up
It's so fancy. I'm still scared to touch the front
I'm trying to get the lights and put them on the way first, it has all of my uh my League
of Legends cards in the background so okay oh hi Cheddar he's looking quite crusty today,
I feel like it might look kind of out of place in my room already, because I have only like
D-geon stuff and I randomly have this like very fancy cat painting look cheddar.
your distant relative so he's like genetically genetically you know stronger
and faster and cooler than you
he's looking at me like man what the heck oh yeah I don't know what's going on
with my my bit rate and stuff I'm trying to use the like Starlink fusion
internet today but it might just not be working I might just try to turn it off
Oh, you're so cute.
Cheddar, you're the best.
I'm sorry.
But okay, so for the artist, do you guys want the Cheddar face, or should I tell her to make some kind of worm?
But it's going to look weird because that's the fitness square.
And no one's going to know what it is.
We want to see she hasn't finished the sketches yet, but I guess I can just show you guys the sketches after
He's not impressed at all. He doesn't care
I'm glad to see you're feeling better.
Glad to see you're feeling better.
Glad to see you're feeling better.
Thank you for the prime scene in the last six months.
Oh, and yes, um, oh wait, okay, so maybe, maybe the Starlink thing is not going to work.
Let me try turning it off.
It does like double my upload speed, but maybe the problem was never Spectrum, I don't know.
Hi Cheddar!
I will see, I'll try turning it off, but my internet might drop for like one second.
Hi Cheddar!
So I will see if that makes it better, be right back.
Don't forget about me!
You're a moth moth, thanks for the size.
Thanks for the side.
Hello.
I feel like it's still gonna happen, but whatever.
It might just be doomed.
Aw, shit.
EW!
He got his eye juice on my arm!
It's okay.
I still love him.
Oh, he's still good.
Look at him!
He's so...
He's so good.
The nasty eye juice.
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Hello? Okay, I think that one was actually my fault, my bad.
Oh, hi, Cheddar.
Hi, Cheddar.
Okay, yeah, it might just be...it might just be...
Guys, we have to convince everyone to just move to somewhere that there's fiber,
and then this will never be a problem again.
Yo, Mewtel, thanks for the 13 months.
What's wrong, Cheddar?
Why is he acting like he's so starved for love?
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Yeah, it's like it's like a sub actually a sub is more expensive
Brokey Roo?
I would pay $5 to be able to play Super Scrandle.
Excuse you? What is your problem?
Okay, this is one issue I have with Scrandle.
The pictures are getting too good. It's not Slop anymore.
Bonus round! This one doesn't matter.
On the left from England, the share box, two burgers, those are sliders I think, two pies, chicken strips, cheese bites,
Mots of Strips, no, and two drinks, I think that's the sauce, not the drinks.
And then on the right also from England, we have the Lebanese chicken flatbread.
Umm, I mean this is 27 dollars, this is 10 bucks.
Pacsman, thanks for 6 months!
Umm, this one doesn't matter, I'm just gonna go with my preference, I would probably take
the flatbread.
Alright, oh man.
Okay, left side, Christmas dinner and a cup, 7.37.
But what is it? I can't see!
What is it?
You know, Dark Wings will think it for the two gifted.
It looks like sausages and maybe some vegetables?
Christmas? What is an English Christmas dinner?
Even ha- Versus loaded hot dog with absolutely nothing on it at all!
What is loaded about this?
You have DN3DGamer 17 months, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Uh, I mean the hot dog- WHAT?!
Okay, I'm already 0-1.
Uncle left from the United States,
Cajun grilled chicken with shrimp pilaf,
corn cob, and fried green beans,
1983 versus curry goat and chips $10.
I feel like the right just because of the price, right?
You know Brandon, thanks for two months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, yeah.
Germany, curry worst with fries.
So a lot of fries and not a lot of worst.
Then England, reggae wings, and parry chips.
It's gotta be the wings, right?
The wings actually made my mouth start watering.
Yeah, water.
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I think I'm going to be able to do that.
And skip witcher today, or at least just do witcher towards the end of the stream, you know.
I think, probably should do that.
Yes, we will do that. Okay, maybe just one Mr. Daly.
I have the craving.
Yo, Bratz, thanks for 20 months. 20 Bratz, thank you very much.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Hi, Macha.
Kiki!
Everyone!
Konnichiwa!
What the fuck?
They were in a cemetery and their car decided to freak them out.
In a cemetery?
Let go for 18 months, thank you!
Oh my god!
How does it even happen?
Like your car breaks down on the track?
Oh my gosh.
Riley!
Six lights!
This might just be the final boss of public restrooms.
Guys, this guy seems to be actually playing basketball, but I wouldn't get it that close
to the room.
So here you are at the sink.
I walk in here.
Hey, go in 25 months.
And then I was like, first of all, where the hell am I?
How do I go there?
And then, look, there's mirrors everywhere, so there's urinals there, and then I'm in
On some of the stalls, there is another mirror, and so they made the back from the hall of mirrors.
I just got in my Uber, and tell you why this man immediately hands me a framed picture of Obama.
You remind me of my stepsons.
I have to go.
What do you think this good boy was studying?
So cute!
Where's his hat?
Oh my God!
You know what they said?
He's so good.
The bigger the shorts, the better the basketball player.
Amazing!
An arts company being able to make dozen laser space cannons through some of San Francisco's
most iconic buildings.
Wow, that's beautiful.
Guys, I don't know why but yesterdays I randomly got the urge to learn how to surf.
I learned how to surf.
Oh, Johnny, thank you for 10!
Thanks, Johnny!
I guess just absolutely everybody is graduating this week.
There should feel.
I hate Charles Barkley and Leo.
Oh, I was about to say that guy's so tall.
I didn't recognize him at first.
So tall.
Even in your dreams.
Well, I learned how to surf in, like, a closed environment at that one surfing school.
Real surfing!
Oh shit!
Hey, we're off to the-
I'm trying to show them his new toy.
Okay, nothing right now, okay?
So, who's supposed to touch it?
Okay, and now, do this.
How? What?
What the heck?
Crazy.
It already did you two years!
Dude, what the hell?
Fucked off her B card.
I'm just trying to go on my walk.
What is this?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
This happens during algal bloom when excessive nutrients, particularly nitrogen and phosphorus,
accumulate in the water.
Is it crazy that I think this is pretty like I'm not even grossed out by this?
That looks cool.
I don't think he cares that he's being recorded.
Hi.
You are currently being recorded.
Hi.
Hi, you are currently being recorded.
What a thief! What is your fucking asshole?
No sacrifice!
You are currently being recorded.
Did you want to see my impression of a duck?
What for?
This was my favorite clip this episode where one of my subscribers asked the AI in his
car to tell him a story in binary.
It would help if he could just tell a story, but only using ones and zeros.
One o-one-так dude.
Make your face fast, all.
One on!
One on!
One on x4.
One on!
One on!
One on!
One on!
I didn't mean that.
Well, he's actually doing it.
Thank you.
You're very welcome.
Wow, that was amazing.
Do you guys have any Black Pitch Up here?
No, we don't have ketchup, we only like ketchup, kite sauce thing.
It's pretty close.
She sounds more like a sound effect than the actual sound effect.
Yes, yes!
Do you give us a pop?
Do us a pop.
WAAAH!
A scuba instructor came across a rare mix of them and ex-gubes.
Inside the clear jelly are thousands of tiny eggs arranged in neat rows, giving it a dotted
or honeycomb-like appearance.
I think that whatever they're training for, they're ready.
Oh, my God!
I can't!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
They're scary!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Striking shortcake!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Her new bird feeder had a microphone, but she wasn't sure how it worked.
Do you like the food?
Is it yummy?
You've been standing-
I don't think they can hear me.
No, why would the microphone-
I don't- I don't know.
AHHHH!
Oh my- you looked up- I didn't-
OH GOD!
AHHHHH
He looked up at me and then...
AHHHHH
Go in! Go into the event!
How did it go Steven?
Go!
The same clip again, it's still going!
Oh yes!
It was a bad fun!
Once flying the drone, he managed to capture footage of the inside of a tornado.
So I'm out here in this Catholic school taking some stuff out and walked into this room
in literally about myself.
Oh my god.
In China they really don't have the exploiters of the future.
Wow!
A curved escalator.
A curved escalator.
Yeah, oh my god.
Oh, a curved escalator!
A curved escalator.
It's so pretty.
I'm in a really interesting neighborhood.
Everybody here has their own planes.
Look at this.
This reminds me of when I'm on a solo defense.
And the streets are extremely wide.
I didn't know such things.
Because people are able to just fly their planes from here.
I didn't know such things.
I stayed for over 15 months.
Not just one, but two.
This is a Lace and Albatross courtship dance.
I do not self-meddle.
Watch foster tumors.
Are they fighting? Oh no! Like they're hoarding or something.
That's either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These guys really reached a play state. I do not sell trading card games either
Thanks juice
Teemu buttercom in days dude
This is the picture. I
Wanted on the banner
So what I so you see this I'm like wow like cool
And then
I think this would be my sign to get out of the water.
Fucking whore.
I mean, I guess what else could they do is a really tiny picture- oh my god!
Okay, I need to know how everybody feels about this.
Look at this road.
Look at these people's cars.
I feel like I had a nightmare that looked like this once.
Yeah, I had a nightmare that looked like this once.
So why did this swarm of bees cover this car?
What are you doing this is your car?
What do you call the police?
What do you do?
I'm still trying to figure out whether she's laughing about the corn dog or something else.
He has a very beautiful charming laugh, brings a smile to my face as well.
These people rescued a howler monkey that was struggling in the water using a bow door.
Sit down, it's been ten months.
Oh, he must be so cute.
And they even gave him a lift to safety.
They censor his...
Okay, well...
Even if that's what you have, I get it, Mr. Nail, you guys.
I get the YouTube blood.
Why was this fish fifty-six months?
If anyone's wondering, in case there's an emergency in my hotel to exit the tooth floor, I should take the strurrs...
...the area of refug.
Is this really what Matcha is made out of?
Shrek Passions!
Hey, Matcha!
Oh, God!
I'm not sure if eyeballs are meant to do that.
Wow, that's amazing!
Awww!
That's dramatic!
lack road access, so these guys are crucial to get everyday necessities to higher communities.
I guess Walmart really does have everything except Apple Pay.
One of my subscribers caught their phone map glitching
Have any of you guys ever had something delivered by Androide?
I have, but I feel like if it's so weird I'd be worried about something happening to the package.
I don't see a single person.
If you enjoyed this video, you'll probably like this one as well.
Where is this an option?
I feel like if you get your shit delivered by Androide, it's going to drop off in the
a million yard and then something that happened to it I don't know.
The camera fucked up and turned into it. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I know that happens. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I maybe I just can't do
anything about it.
I just have to give up.
What are you saying, you, Flora? Can they hear me?
Yes, I hear you. Hello?
Oh, well, I just think it's not fair that if somebody's uglier than me, then they can't win.
I just won, though.
But...
That was so mean!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck was your-
What the fuck was your-
That was fucked up!
What does it mean?
Oh, yes, I smelled the air.
This one's a worm!
okay hello mr. cacti this one has um cacti on top of the cacti great great
and yeah the charm cactus what the heck
Why it's literally shaped exactly like him. Ew, I hate it dude.
Ugh, I hate it so much.
No, I don't think so, but I definitely feel like you should be able to stab someone in the neck.
He's everywhere.
Pyro, thanks for the nine months. No, he's right.
Okay, okay
I think I I saw this
Fishery jumped and she was like dangling. I have to be a dangling by the string
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh God!
It's so scary!
The silence!
The silence!
What is this?
Oh my god.
Hentai Lord, thanks for 43 months!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Watch me, you fucking little freak!
I see they're practicing.
I mean, sometimes you're like that, you're like trying to use breaks.
Didn't see us used to be Summits main game, I mean those things happen, I guess, that's
funny. That's funny. Is the Cheesecake Factory stream still happening? The Cheesecake Factory.
I could do this, yeah. I started planning a couple collabs and stuff with people again.
Doublelift here. I just wanted to say, I think it's awesome that Jinxy's holding this tournament,
and I can't wait, and I really want this win. So let's do everything we can. What the hell is that?
I'm not gonna say anything. Halcyon, thanks for 45 months. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
appreciate it okay perhaps one more video and then I guess I'll go do some CS
practice yeah it's about it's about that time about that hello everyone this is
your daily dose of internet this hurt my brain he divides his whole video into
Chapters for the clips now? Oh my god. That's crazy.
Alright, let's see it, Cole.
Oh my gosh, here I come!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but this water looks heavy.
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh my...
Is this your picture I think I'm at a basketball?
Okay, let's see it.
This view from the top of Everest is absolutely incredible.
Holy shit!
The origin takes me seven months!
Wah!
Do people still die trying to find animals?
I think this cat is having some sort of spiritual experience.
I would assume they probably do, right?
Yeah.
You look so happy.
What are you doing?
I'm going to squeeze.
It costs 4 and 80k.
So when did trees start doing this?
Wait, wait, wait.
It costs 4 and 80k to climb on Everest?
Oh, it's like the only puppy for it.
Okay, my alpaca got shored today.
Or like to have to pay to be able to park that.
I'm gonna get a first reaction.
I haven't seen him yet.
For reference, I'll put a picture
of what he looked like this morning.
Okay.
Oh!
You have a license?
Who's taking the license?
My baby.
She's in school.
He really said it's my turn.
This might be the best 3 card Monty I've ever seen.
Where's the queen?
Right in the middle.
In the middle?
Let's put your hand up.
I'm gonna show you the move again that they do to trick you.
So until I get a pull of the queen,
they're already following the wrong car.
Oh, guys.
We, uh, we missed our turn.
No, there's two queens, right?
He didn't show us what's on the long road.
Look at this pomadeus here.
Holy.
Dude.
Actually insane.
I found this cool video of how cherries are harvested.
I feel like I'm drinking a vanilla football field this give me like this
This, this like lawn, this, this grass, ain't no way this not grass, this is grass for sure, this is bush, this is uh, this is some type of...
That makes sense.
Yup.
His friend bet him a 30 euros that he couldn't make the jump.
God, you!
Oh, you said the other...
Oh dude.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Get your hand out, bro.
Quick, quick, quick.
Right here, right here.
Oh my god.
I thought you were taking this.
How did he even figure out he was good at this?
What? It's all Star Wars stuff!
I really thought that was a fucking bird!
I don't trust my eyes anymore.
How did he even figure out he was good at this?
That looks like an actual fucking bird!
That's crazy!
A random guy she didn't know copied her after she gave in to an intrusive thought.
This is a lava tornado formed after a volcano erupted in Hawaii.
The way it works is that the lava can create enough heat to cause air to rise and form
what some call a tefferedevil.
We're 100% sure.
You guys are wrong.
Oh my god.
This time I'll give you the 4 and I'll give you the 3 and the 4.
Oh, the clip continues.
Did you get it?
No, cause that should be the claim.
Okay.
Ow!
you know cuz that should be the queen
poor guy just wanted the cupcake
what color is right here?
oh boy is it beautiful
Aris, what color is it?
Aris, what color is it?
Hey, Ludi!
Pay attention!
Aris, is it blue?
We get the whole cupcake though.
Oh, nice.
That was almost...
Doing this in those boots is really impressive.
Turn the boots?
Wow!
Very clean!
I think his baby wanted to see who he was talking to.
the babies fucking
This time, if I take the queen out of my pocket, it makes it easier to follow, right?
So we're lucky just to force now.
No, he's going to frig it out again, isn't he?
There's a queen.
New pocket in my pocket.
You're saying it's not terrible?
It's a cake, man.
You didn't see me switch it out with a fork?
What's he even meant to do in this situation?
Hit!
This is me off.
How does he do it?
Poor guy was just trying to propose to his girlfriend.
Emmy can do that. Yeah, I can true
Yeah, mr. Sweet Abyssal, thanks for nine months
I mean, she's not doing that bad for having one ski!
This guy is blind, but he wasn't going to let that stop him from being a skateboarder.
That's gotta be a hole, right?
He's gonna steal my ball!
That's my ball!
Hey guy, no!
Hey!
Hey!
No!
That's my ball!
Hey!
No!
That's my ball!
This is what the birds sound like when I wake up.
Wow, what a beautiful singing voice.
This person caught a young bear playing with a stuffed dinosaur toy.
I did, yeah. I did, yeah. I will have to play it when it comes out. It's all for a while now.
I'll show you what I did. I cheated. I didn't use two floors, but I did as I actually used three floors.
And I keep the clean on the pocket here for when I need it, right?
I don't think this traffic is clearing up anytime soon.
No, no, I can't see it.
Hey, they haul me down.
This guy wasn't going to get outbound.
Oh, fuck you!
Oh, fuck you!
Oh, fuck you!
Oh, fuck you!
What is happening?
There's little rabbit jellies!
Just finished my first marathon.
You're still on an MK, have you felt the resub?
What's the difference?
It's 3 miles, not 36.
A marathon of 26?
26 miles.
You just did 3.
Newborns can't even see that well, so what do you think she's staring at?
Maybe she's asleep with her eyes open?
This is the type of drink you accidentally order when you're trying to be nonchalant.
but it probably be okay, right?
It's like magic!
If I said that you'd be looking for my pocket, would you believe that I'd be the same?
Yeah, I'd get sand in the house and iron, but...
Yeah, look at it.
That would have been crazy if it actually changed this time to the four, right?
Big one!
Big one!
Wow!
See you later, boy.
Guys, if you're playing, I'm gonna run to the store and I need your glasses and black bags.
Probably shouldn't have...
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So, I don't know where they took it originally, but they didn't eat it, so that's good.
But I found it at the bottom of one of my chairs the other day, so.
That's good, right?
Okay.
Orange cat moments, yes.
Okay.
Why does Discord say I'm the afternoon player?
I mean, he played though
Hello guys
Hello
Okay for near
Guys, I think I'm gonna get placed like two or three
Maybe I'm wrong
1k no, there's no way it's like 1k
All right
Hello
Can I hear there we go, okay
Now, the question is, do I have any keys?
Because I have cases, but I don't think I have any keys.
Let me see if I can buy any.
Ta-da-da-da.
This is very important.
Okay, I'm buying the keys.
I have them.
Ah, jeez.
Ah, jeez.
All right.
Okay, I'm in queue.
Perfect.
All right.
We're ready for a day of CS practice.
shit. Are you gonna practice with the team? I mean, if they're odd, I'll play with them.
I don't know if any of them will be on. And then I can show them how much I improved from
previous years, right? It will be huge. It will be huge. Hey. Improved that gap. Oh,
Oh, I got this.
Wait, I already have.
I think I already have this.
That's a retriever item.
Guys, why is my queue taking so long?
Maybe because I'm so good, it doesn't know who to put me with.
Oh.
Well, let me cancel this.
I already have this one.
But this one's stat track.
So we'll keep that, and then we'll queue back up.
We will queue back up.
OK, let's see.
Who's I love five guys?
A Ludwig is 11k.
Who's happily married?
Oh, that's Squeaks?
Wait, he's pretty good.
I mean, he used to be a global elite or whatever, right?
Probably Jake.
Is Jake married?
I don't know if him and water are married or not.
I don't think so.
Do you guys think y'all will ever get married someday?
Magna Ragnus, thanks for the four months.
Oh, the misery.
Oh, the misery.
Everybody wants to be my enemy
spare the sympathy
Everybody wants to be
Guys don't say just spare if I think if you if you want to get married you you probably will get married
If you don't want to get married then then that's fine, but I mean think about how many like horrible people have wives and husbands
Like you just got to be like
Not completely evil and like brush your teeth sometimes and then it's probably good enough, you know infinite snow. Thanks for 33 months
As long as you don't have like crazy standards that's the thing too
The standard should be a little higher well, I'm just I mean I assume everyone here brushes their teeth, right I
I can't I literally can't function during the day if I don't get to brush my teeth
Like oh my god, there's been times that I was traveling and I forgot like my toothpaste or whatever
And then the hotel doesn't have any I'm like
My whole day is ruined. I just have to like
Instacart it or go to a Walgreens or something
You know
just never stop simping for my partner and that's why she wants to marry me
unconditional love oh wait that's so nice wait a wholesome first-time chatter
how nice I'm happy for you bro that is lovely
I was- I was- I was in cringe. What was wrong with you?
So nice.
Uggghhh...
I don't want to play either of these. Okay, whatever. We'll play Nuke, whatever.
I hate Nuke!
Chat, is it cringe to be in love?
Honestly, yeah.
Honestly, yeah. No, it is cringe.
Imagine having to, you know, be vulnerable for someone else and fully accept someone into your life and improve yourself for someone else when you could just, you know, play League and CS every day and order dominoes, you know.
Why is my spacebar stuck?
Ew, Cheddar's eye-goop is still on my hand.
Okay, um, I haven't played in like a month or something.
Taste it!
What's wrong with you guys?
Who got the bomb?
Wait, I know we're defending. I'm stupid.
Holy fuck, that's how long it's been.
I don't understand how to use the ladder.
Windwalker, thanks for 8 months!
Sometimes all you have to do is stay alive.
I think I made my DPI way too low.
God damn it dude!
I did 15 damage, dude.
What was that?
I don't- what do you mean what was that?
That was just normal gameplay.
I'm saving.
Let's show them who we are.
Uh-oh.
Ah!
If I had a real gun it was fucking over dude
Dude nice.
Alright, now I am buying.
Are you guys ready for this?
No utility.
I did 30.
I did 15.
I did 16 damage actually.
Oh
Is a upstairs or downstairs
I'm in the smoke.
Can I say can't see?
It's fine, it's just a warm-up game.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
They're a turn of 0 and 17.
I have 14 more to go.
I'm pushing yeah they're pushing see to at least one more pushing secret that's
That's a two-more-proaching-secret.
Does that mean they're going under?
What is- where did a secret go-
Well, it's just me guys.
I hate this map!
Look at the map!
Dude!
It's like two layers!
Oh my god.
Things are looking pretty good!
It seems like there he said a
3 pushing secret secret secret means they're going to be right
Wow we won around this is crazy holy shit
Emeril, you are a millionaire. Please get some drip. What, like, in real life or in the game? I have, I have, um, a bright water knife.
Oh
God
Both what bro can't wear a fucking t-shirt and in shorts to work for my job
Oh, they're on the east side at least one
Going secret fuck this guy always kills me
Okay, where is secret I don't know JBS. Thank you. Oh
That was actually nice yo, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you, oh
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Ugh
Outside by red box going downstairs. Okay. It's like where I'm looking right now
Yeah, I
Remember
Is there a guy above?
I
Said the other one
Holy shit, it actually worked out.
Yeah, Paco, 39 months, thank you.
I die every round!
Every fucking round!
Oh my god!
Jesus.
Every fucking round!
I got two ramps in this one.
Of course there was another ward!
You'll pop below, thanks for 51 months.
Emerus 7.
Hello!
AHH!
I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.
Wampaw, thanks for 4 years!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
Ahhhh!
So sad.
So sad.
Move it, move it.
Oh my one health bruh
Oh, that guy has a bomb.
I want to go sit on it, but...
IT'S HELLING ME!
Oh my god, they're gonna know exactly where I am.
They're already there.
Huh?
Oh my god, no.
I thought we had the bomb.
Oh, he died, I guess. Okay.
Well, I tried.
I tried...
I'm so fucking broke!
Okay, two before we can't lose
I should order food I need it oh wow nice I need to enter my chud form
I
fuck! that's so annoying! I just got fucking cc'd to hell! oh my god dude. this is so aides.
Okay, I'm ordering food.
Oh, and Maya replied about the picture.
She said,
OMG, beautiful!
With 7 G's and everything's in all caps.
It's cooked.
I mean everyone died I guess.
Holy shit, three to eight.
I mean, it's not unsavable, you know?
Nukis CT-sided were so cooked.
of
other going down
of
the
death of
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
No, I was re-legged!
Uggg!
Uggg!
Don't worry guys, we have this one now.
Don't worry.
Tomorrow will go great, yes, exactly.
Exactly.
When he said vent I thought he said left I was like oh we go left okay
Oh, it's so jover dude
Okay, my food is on the way
What'd I get? I got sushi. I don't think I deserve it, but, um, where you going? Oh,
Oh, what, Gigi?
Ah!
This is fuckin' horrible.
Cheddar's eating the sushi.
Maybe I should just give it to the cat so if I don't start playing better.
That seems fair.
I'm gonna go.
Oh, fuck, I shouldn't have reloaded.
This guy is just better than me.
Oh, he died too.
Another teammate.
Welp.
Where's he looking?
I don't know guys, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
Mmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Okay, I thought he- I was like, okay, I will rotate, my bad.
Well, GG.
13-3.
Captain Hammer, thanks for the three ears.
Thank you.
You never did nothing wrong.
Oh, I was like, wait, witch Kira, I was racking my brain and then I remembered my friend in
the witcher who mysteriously passed away.
It was very sad.
Wow, a little wait-end.
The clickbait! Most deaths! Wow! Amazing!
I gotta go next.
Oh my god dude.
I can't wait to see my premiere rank. How many wins do you need? I have five.
And I think I've lost, like, twice as many. It's very bad.
You need 10? Oh my goodness. I'm going to have to play a lot of games.
Um.
Matchmaking unavailable. Did I get banned because I'm so bad?
Let me play.
Let me try reloading, I guess.
Hmm.
for being too good. Yeah, true. No connection to the Counter Strike Network.
What is the game down or is it my internet huh the game needs an update okay
I don't see anything.
They think your aim body got towed down, bro.
Oh, they got me, dude.
They got me.
It's maintenance every week at this time.
Is it done for everyone else?
Oh, it's working out weird.
I don't know.
Daveboy, thanks for the gift to Dooboo.
Whoopsie.
Tuesday is maintenance, isn't it?
Wednesday?
It is Wednesday.
Hmm.
It is Wednesday today.
Okay.
Don't worry guys, I believe I can turn it around and place at least 4k.
Check the match history.
How do I do that?
Flux Coat, thanks for the five months, I've lost so many.
Sure.
Hello.
Top left.
The second button.
Uh, unable to find your- oh, here we go.
Okay, it says, um, loss, win, loss, win, loss.
I thought it'd be like three loss, one win, three loss, one win.
It's not as bad as I thought.
Yeah, it could be worse.
I mean, if I keep losing more, I'm definitely, uh, it's definitely cooked.
Okay, no more nuke.
Dude, I hate nuke.
I hate it!
Fuck that map!
Yeah, ban that shit.
That fucking sucks.
Okay, I know I just ordered food
and y'all are gonna call me a chud,
But I'm so fucking hungry, I'm gonna start eating some of my leftovers.
I'm so fucking hungry.
I can't control myself.
Let's roll.
I fucking love leftovers.
That shit's so fucking good.
Okay, I'm not super comfortable on this map either, but a little better.
Let's go!
That's our horse!
What the fuck those are some good shots
Uh, 2,800. We probably just save, right? Spring roll!
He called three.
Was that my teammate?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I'm so sorry!
It's so cucked.
Yeah, I'm a double agent, and we have a DC.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dark Dingo thinks of the five months.
He left cuz you know that's not the guy that I killed it's not it's not he died
He died in front of me no it's a different guy
That wasn't
Bear thanks the three months you
Oh
Fuck
Well, the DC is a cheater, he wallbangs three people with a, yeah, and I think it was through
smoke too.
I don't know.
He sniped all of us through the wall.
Oh, they're saying the guy on our team was a cheater, I think.
Maybe he got banned.
If you got bad one of the match be canceled though, or maybe it's cuz he was getting called out. I don't know
Tragic
RIP.
Why are there cheaters and iron lobbies anyway?
Yeah, I don't- this is like below bronze.
So it's quite silly.
I feel like there's no an A now.
Never mind.
Oh, no, there's just some A.
Okay, oh.
Wow, I wasn't even there!
Is there a gun I can yoink?
I'll use this, sure.
W. Carey.
Yeah, I got you guys. Don't even worry.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
There it be.
I think that's one of them.
Yeah, B, B, B.
Oh, what the fuck?
I don't know this map at all, so feel free to back up.
That's a good one.
I don't know.
I'm sure I don't know.
the
I'm sorry about that I'm yet to see the up
rep
Well, I guess he's not going to come back.
move it, move it!
join smoke!
lean past smoke!
dig gaps!
Oh no! Half our team's down already!
Wait one more minute before abandoning.
So can we FF or do we have to reach the wave?
Fuck it's the same guy doing the same thing
Oh
Nice holy
I guess we will see.
of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
I'm going for the up on my body.
I definitely on air.
Terrible smoke.
fuck!
this fuck ass game
Let's go fellas.
I
Love fucker they had
Bye
Yeah
Should we be surrendering it for a 4v5
the
the
the
the
the
the
my life.
I teach
on stroke.
bro, it's just me.
I
Only two of us have voted yes for the ff one person voted no please
I have a little more CC I think, more balanced.
The ASP is ready.
I mean any map will be T-sided if it's a 5-4.
First spread out.
Yeah.
of
someone
of
of
of
of
This one will be a win.
Oh, they are saying that the guy on the other team is cheating, but I feel like the guy
I who DC'd was also cheated.
It's a mystery.
Thank you.
That was the only one I saw though.
FUCK!
I literally saw him in the corner!
But it was too light.
They're on A.
On the last slide.
There you are.
Chicken.
Chicken.
I
Did you
I have the bomb
Oh my god, they're like all there.
Oh, we just got run down.
Crazy.
Don't worry, guys.
We play with our team tomorrow. It'll be better. It'll magically be better
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
I don't think that was a good smoke.
This just is not the game for me it is crazy though because
Because even though it's this bad, this is a major improvement from the last like 5 or 6 years I had to play this game once a year for these tournaments.
And I feel like I was actually starting to do kind of okay before, I don't remember why I stopped playing CS like a month ago.
I
Okay guys this time we're going to switch it up and kill them all.
sure 4v5 guys
I think he has my AK.
Whoopsie.
That's okay.
Oh.
whoopsie that's okay
Where is that from?
Oh my god.
1v3 clutch!
1v2 clutch!
I mean, it was a 4v5, literally every single round it could have been worse, I guess.
Okay, maybe one more!
And then I might, I might not be able to handle it!
Oh
Yeah, we'll do one more
My food is on the way
Yeah, at least one or let me see if I replied
Uh, adapter play, but he says we'll be on later.
Okay, I'mma open some cases, fuck it.
Nevermind.
Okay.
Okay, I will become a master in one night.
Don't even worry, guys.
Mew, meow.
Mew, meow.
Wow!
Okay, we can do Mirage.
Gamers Black, thanks for the six months.
Guys, the premiere ranks just get lower and lower with every single lobby I play.
I'm assuming they were all the same, that's crazy, y'all chaffed at us, we'll get you
your e-mail back this game.
Hello sir.
Oh my lord.
Hello sir.
Tyler man should tank his reign to 1k flat.
Oh that's right you can't go below 1k right?
I'm kind of surprised by that because I feel like he's usually good in every game.
I have a good spawn to just run out A.
Alright.
I'm going to go to the palace.
I don't know if you're going to promise.
Hey! We did it! Yay. That's fine. A win is a win. May we just go A again?
Okay
Oh my god, there's a guy behind me
This is now my spot.
Oh no, okay.
Yay!
Yay!
I should have taken the Desert Eagle.
Purple do you want me to just flash over a main for me?
Flash over a main.
Or I don't know what the call for it is, but like down here just throw the flash over that thing.
I don't know what any of these things mean.
Like that?
Nope.
I'm not good at nades.
I got full blinded.
I'm gonna try to smoke connector.
of
of
of
of
I got another one at least
You know, muffin. Thanks for 17 months.
Oh my god.
so
the
to your right
What?
What?
What, bro?
What?
What happened?!
Yeah, GG.
Yeah, I didn't know.
You didn't know though.
What happened?
Well, I just...
I don't know,
I didn't know.
You didn't care,
Clayme, it's still the game.
I don't think I did.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I did.
I didn't know,
OK, interesting.
I've never seen that before.
What?
That sucks.
I'm playing another one.
The servers died, but it's letting me queue for another one.
Yeah, we're having some games today.
We're having some games.
Bad omen for tomorrow, brawl!
Everything's a bad omen!
It's so...
Er...
No.
I have to think positive.
Think positive.
open cases. My food is at the door. Oh this is nice. I like that. I think I already have
one of those. More skins equals more skill, dude, true. I might be close to being a little
to get a trade-up. Maybe. It might be about that time. Go get the food, bro. I know if
I go grab it, my match is going to pop, isn't it? Oh, poke? Okay. We'll take that. Okay.
I'm gonna go run to the door!
It better not pop!
Fuck you, tat!
Urrgh!
Donkeys!
Oh my God.
Okay, there's enough time.
Oh no.
Okay, those are even that close.
I have like 4 seconds to spare.
Oh my gosh.
Get Nuke out of here! Fuck that map!
Okay, chat. You want to see what I got?
I think you will be impressed.
Hold on.
Yo, Raywob! Thank you for the five gift, dude!
Thanks, Raywob!
Wow!
Look at that!
So beautiful.
Doesn't that look amazing?
Okay.
Yum yum yum.
Does it taste like bread?
I fucking hope not.
I mean, Sina sushi wasn't even bad.
I enjoyed it.
It was just a lot of cream cheese and a lot of rice.
I can't believe you ruined Sina's day.
My bad, dude.
OK.
I don't like this map either.
I hate almost every map.
Can we go back to cases?
What is this gameplay shit?
I'm sorry guys, please forgive me.
Ow!
The catcher's bit my ankle!
Stop!
What is your problem?
Oh my fucking god.
Okay, I- every time I don't play this game a lot, I lose the ability to just be patient
Instead of just base checking everything and instead of dying like an idiot.
Oh you're dead again.
You're not. Thank you for watching.
Yeah, so I died.
Aw, do you think it's for 29 months?
The fucking headshot, dude!
of
Staying here.
A pause?
They have a DC!
We have a chance!
At least you have good food.
But seriously, knockin' and stop dying.
I just can't be patient in these kinds of games.
I don't know why.
I love you.
As a giant gobble wasabi go up
inside my nose.
saw me, but I put way too much.
ECM, thanks for the three months.
Oh, God.
My bad.
Yes, some can thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, boy.
Maybe he won't come back.
I mean, it's only fair karma, right?
Because I had a match earlier where someone on my team dced round one, and then we had
to play the whole thing out.
It seems fair.
Yeah, sir, thank you for the prime.
Welcome.
He's back!
Well, I shouldn't have said anything, I guess.
I shouldn't have said anything.
Good try.
Fuck!
fuck!
fuck! well, I took one out, it's not good though
One more?
Uh oh.
He did it and he has a kit!
Not bad.
Nice job.
Okay, I feel like they're gonna go be
Oh
Uhhh, Dagon, thank you for the Tier 3.
I hope this doesn't come off as rude, but...
My orange cat mugs every cat in that household and it's not even close.
If you disagree, frick you and your cat.
That just can't be true, I'm sorry.
There's no way.
My cats are unmogable.
They're the best- best kitties ever.
I just dropped the food in my blanket!
God.
She's dirty all the time
What is this
They had to lure him out like a little rat
I'm not sure.
Do we think there be or like how they are?
of
the
death
of
Fuck!
You have to crouch more often? Yeah...
I think so, yeah.
If they try that shit again, I will be ready.
I told you.
How did one get put to my right?
He snuck past my yellow teammate.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Wow!
An easy win.
Okay, oh my god, you got a Paragon!
Thank you for the fucking 50 gifted, holy shit!
Thanks Paragon!
Thank you so much!
Yippee! W Paragon!
W-W-W! Thank you! I wired two people mid.
I feel like they're gonna go, eh? This time, they're gonna...
I
I'm going to fire him.
How?
Oh, my lord.
Yo, break shield, thanks for 14 months.
I believe in you, man.
happens that's okay man
I was doing so well with it on the other map.
It's okay bro, you're the best. Or better.
Aww.
That's so nice.
How thoughtful.
Where are they?
Where did he go?
Oh, that's my teammate.
I- wait, was that my teammate?
Oh, that wasn't my teammate, okay.
Oh, it was one before.
I was like, I should at least try.
Yo, Itachi! Thanks for the 10!
I thought that was horrible.
Oh, thank you for the 10.
Thanks, oh, thank you, Ritachi.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
3v3, 2v3.
I don't think we have good guns though.
Hey! That's enough time, right?
Wow! Yo, Eric, thanks for three months!
Damn, that was close.
They did a great job.
I got two at least what the fuck
Oh, this seems like a good spot.
Kind of scary.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Ah!
No!
Crooksy, thank you for the gift, Ted.
Well, shit.
I wasn't going to ever try to wait for help this moment.
Oh, they're dead.
Ah!
Oh fuck, he warned me but I thought I would have seen him or seen them on the map since
he was there.
Fuck.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
It's GG.
This is horrible.
Now is the time.
Okay.
I will win at least one today.
Bro, I'm fucking trying!
I'm trying!
Come on, dude.
You think I'm not trying? You think I would just sit here
for hours just teleporting everywhere
oh my god
I would have done the same shit, honestly.
So, yep.
Sixtoe, thanks for 56 months!
Hello, Emeru, can you try to win, please?
No, I don't think so!
I think I'm gonna actually lose on purpose now.
You know?
Emeru gem 36 years.
Yo, Shaolin Monk, three years! What's up, bro?
Wear your glasses, maybe?
Wankies, I deserve this.
Skymore, thanks for 40 months.
Coming from behind.
Oh my fucking god.
Oof.
What is our blue guy doing? Oh, he's just chillin'.
He's just hanging out.
I understand.
Where we going?
Go B.
Go B.
He said go B.
I'm plantin'
I'm plantin' the bomb
to hide. Fuck! Thomas the Tank Engine! Yo, easy swagger, thanks for 11 months.
Dude, he's just chillin'. He doesn't give a fuck! He don't care! Fuck!
Oh, my lord.
My bad, my dad should have been my house.
Well, that's understandable.
So, where's the bomb?
Oh.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
well guys it's been it's been wonderful it's been fun
i'm lagging again
Yeah!
I'm scared.
I think he'd flank from behind me.
He could have just gone behind, but whatever, I guess.
I
Know me on the house
What the fuck get him Thomas Thomas
Oh my god.
Heh.
Uh-oh.
I'm scared.
HA HA!
I saw him.
INDAX, thanks for three months and Rowan, thanks for two months.
213 it's like 20 kills we're not doing shit
Oh my god.
Oh my lord.
Pain.
Yeah, no for real. Whenever I'm top damaged, it's a huge L every time.
What the... That was on his head!
Yeah!
I got this!
this okay what's the plan now
What the fuck, you guys?
Wanna play now?
Could've lost this shit a while back.
Gonna lose anyway.
So true.
Gun runner, thanks for 20 months.
I did it again.
Someone else peek. Come on, I got no health. Don't be a fucking bitch. Come on, Orange.
I'm gonna die.
Uh oh.
He has no idea.
AHH!
Oh my god, they got all of us. Thomas! Thomas! Thomas, stop them!
Yeah, I think I was stomping around too much.
I should have mullied the hallway. Yeah
Do y'all think I should keep keep practicing
Or should I go play Witcher?
Yo Dova thanks for 34 months
Get a win, okay one more
One more.
Why this can't be right? It still says when lost.
Look, but I've lost every game today. So this can't be right.
So you're just lost. When are you gonna start trying?
No, I'll start trying now.
I'll start trying now, bro.
Don't even sweat don't even worry about it
You guys worry too much. Did I ever tell you that?
What's the problem
Worry way too much about everything
thing. Need to chill out. Oh my god. I'm worried about these unopened cases. I have to save
some for tomorrow, right? Or I won't have any to open tomorrow. Let's do some trade
I've got three reds and they're all ops just saying are you
I
This is nice
That was beautiful
Get nuke out of here, please
None of that shit
Guys the ratings just keep getting lower and lower than someone to care on the enemy team
I remember when I first started, I was getting in matches of people that had like 15k rating.
It just kept going down and down and down to hell.
Guys, maybe I should just crack open a beer or something.
Maybe that'll make me play better.
I don't know why I still have that in my fridge.
That's a cold one open on a Wednesday.
I'm gonna go on the right side of the screen.
Yay!
Let's kill the fuck out of here.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-
Move it, son!
Oh my god, the lag is so fucking bad!
Yeah, we did it!
Why is he shaking his head at me?
What did I do?
What did I do?
You know what you did? What did I do?
I'm always a good boy
Okay, you go there, I'll go up here I see, I guess.
You know, that was where the weak link is.
How could you say that?
Ugh.
What's your problem, you kid?
One lower tower.
Why did he just not react?
He even stopped moving at every thing.
We can win this round.
No problem.
They will be here guys.
I have an SMG.
They might leave.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Everyone die!
I'm an SMG!
KitKat said save.
Yeah man, I'm gonna save my fucking
$1,000 SMG.
I thought he was lying! I thought he came out of the corner!
He fucking teleported!
Oh my god bro!
I was kinda close to getting two I feel like.
Darth Rallston thanks for the 25 months.
Amir ganamir love
Nice
Dave you have to the sub to nothing personal kid
Wait this guy's got a sick skin he's like a fucking cowboy
Oh boy.
Damn.
Very cool.
Suicide.
Suicide?
Where's suicide?
That's up there by B, right?
Top of mid. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay
No, he's still there
Where are they looking there's looking at the wall
Where's the other guy?
Says you.
My bad, bro.
My bad.
I
Meow
I'm pushing.
You think someone's still in that spot?
One down mid, one mid, one B.
They don't see me.
Smoke out!
Bomb has been planted.
I should have known they definitely heard me so I guess he's just gonna save
I guess I should save?
you can do better than i do with my phone
i don't want this
fuck
Okay, um, yeah, we win this round, yeah, no problem.
side
double d-man
why does this blue guy follow with me
me
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
Where is he looking?
Nice.
Good job, guys.
My bitrate is horrible again.
I've never heard this song before!
Edward, thanks for 16 months!
Let's make this regular stream.
There's no way they let me do this again.
I'm gonna go down.
Beaman, beaman.
We're done.
Throwing grenade.
He was in a different spot this time!
I was like, ah, I know about that corner.
I didn't think you'd just be in the middle of a fucking hallway.
Damn it!
God damn it!
I don't know about this one.
I'm just going to be again.
dead wet
they probably heard me
We got a wall!
Yeah!
Yeah!
This is a very bad game for a 3K Gilo game!
I have to wipe the sweat off my brow!
Oh god.
What a game.
Am I right?
I'm just gonna keep doing that where I push through A and look for people, I guess.
Yes.
Come on, come on, chop chop.
Well.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow
Wow
We got this.
read that thanks for 11 months! Wow, six months in advance, thanks!
Okay.
Let's go.
I wasn't paying attention, bro.
Lord Miter, thanks for six months.
Holy.
The lag made it look like they just stared at each other.
Well, it's so peaceful.
Okay, six to six.
We can do this!
Why? Why?
Oh my god
I can't be a chill egg.
Oh god!
Uh oh!
For the first time, there's a two-rap.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This time there's a two round lead.
I don't like going B on dust.
What?
fuck!
oh my god bruh
4-3 later, are you okay?
of
the
death
of
That was nice.
He wanted to give cat or kick cat the kill.
Meow meow meow.
No B, please.
Oh, he's dead.
Yay!
Okay, 2v3.
Hell's kid, thanks for 17 months.
Oh nice Wow good trade
We're tired
I'm just going to keep buying I guess 8 to 8 is the closest game I've had all day.
I'm just gonna plant, I guess.
Oh, just one guy.
Well, I'm just gonna hide.
Okay, perfect.
As I say, I do not have anybody for next round.
Stop!
Stop!
I need this.
This guy's name the rim reaper.
I just noticed.
Wow, KitKat nice!
Yo, mid now thanks for 13 months.
I loved twat.
i loved twilight princess
i just got back to the stream
are you winning some
we're tied
Dude, I should not have reloaded.
I'm gonna take this for one round.
My goodness.
of
the
What's there? Okay, honestly, half the time, I'm not staring at my gun, I'm staring at
Get the mini-bat!
Fuck!
Okay, well at least I didn't full buy.
I'm still poor though.
of
I've been informed to last a CT.
Yay!
Waaaaaah!
Whoop!
Fuck!
I wanted that... whatever. I have money, I guess.
one corner one corner
I didn't clear, yeah
I'm a fucking idiot!
It's just a strawberry doctor pepper with a dinosaur on it.
I did pull out a beer from the fridge, but I'm probably not gonna drink it.
Uh-oh, 11 to 10.
Scary!
And I'm still lagging a little bit.
I
Kid cat has the bomb
No
That's not good.
Look up.
I did not approve your plan.
You can't I did not approve your plan
I'm gonna make a lot of noise a and trick them
They must know by now, I'm going to leave.
Yo Kareem, thanks for the 10 months.
Uh oh.
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, tricky.
My leg is so bad!
Oh my god it's atrocious
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, you know marshmallow zebra. Thanks for seven months
We have a chance. I'm completely broke, though. We're all broke, actually.
Have to try, I guess. Oh, boy.
Yeah, I'm blue. Thanks for 19 months. Hello. I'm good. I'm good.
Peasy peasy lemon skeezy.
Yes, deezy, thanks for 16 months.
No, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, won't be two.
Wow!
Holy shit!
He's actually carrying so hard.
god damn
okay
hey cat he is he is i'm in a lobby with him
Oh
Blanting
Oh shit
Is it first of three or is it first to be up two?
I do not remember.
Oh, first to 16. Okay.
Oh my god, he just zoomed across because of my lag.
I'm throwing a flashbang.
Fuck.
I'm taking it.
My bad.
Uh oh.
My bad.
Uh oh.
One's- one's cat.
I mean...
He almost got him with the pistol.
Uh, he was...
Two more!
Two more, lock in!
Two more!
Oh fuck. It was like he had a shotgun.
I mean with my lag it looks like that was supposed to hit.
Oh
Can you guys see the screen oh god the rainbow
Sometimes, okay, that's better than never.
These sailors are gonna regret waking up this morning.
Oh my god dude!
Okay, 3v1.
Okay.
Goal.
He's so cold!
32 kills.
Alright, well this could be the last round.
Hopefully my bit rate is stable.
are we looking chat off fuck guys wait why do have a lot of time tell them it's great
Hi Jake.
How are you, Mark?
MIRP MIRP doing my MIRP dance, MIRP MIRP.
Hello.
Yo, Gonzo, thanks for 44 months.
Just one guy left now.
Kit-Kat, no!
Kit-Kat!
Yay!
Oh no, I wonder if I'm gonna get placed.
Ah, jeez.
I'm scared I guess not oh wait nope not placed yet oh wait is it ten wins oh ten
wins okay I thought I thought it was five for some reason I'm just gonna keep
playing I guess the win four more times okay guys four wins in a row oh god let's
Let's fucking go. Is Jake not? Oh, maybe?
I mean, can we even... Okay, what's the queuing rules for Premiere?
Because I would think... I don't know if I can even queue with any of my teammates.
10k difference?
But, then maybe we could.
If he just went live, he's probably not ready to play it though.
Uh, I guess I'm just going to sit in the voice comm.
Okay, I put out an open invitation. I guess we'll see if anyone wants to play with me
if I'm not too um too heavy you know yeah yeah
hee hee hee
Let's roll.
Get Nuke out of here.
Get that shit off my screen!
No Nuke!
No fucking Nuke!
Ten show, thanks for seven months.
Hee hee.
Hee hee.
Hee hee.
Duster Mirage.
Wow.
Dust again.
Wow.
Crazy.
I'm out of bullets.
No egg termic jiggle?
Five months?
Thank you.
I got no bullets.
Yo.
Yo.
I don't even remember my push-to-talk button, but I'm scared.
But I'm scared to talk to the randoms and CS because what if they hate me because I'm
bad and a girl?
What is it?
Fuck!
Fuck!
That's okay.
You're a good guy.
Thanks for six months.
Yeah, we're against pasta.
That one guy just fucking screwed me up.
one guy just fucking spawned in dude I hate spectrum cause we have to move I mean I was
dead anyway but it's still annoying.
Well done, Cat.
Wow!
That was nice.
I'm gonna go get him.
Good job, team.
Okay, where do I go now?
A, B, Cat, Middle.
Stay in base and do nothing.
Let's go, let's go.
I get banged.
What the fuck?
I'm the only one left!
What?
Uhhh...
Yo...
What's up
What's going on I'm in a premiere match you want to play
Yeah, yeah, I'm down. I'll get you real quick. So I'm ready for five. Okay. I'm gonna match, but I'll try to end it quick
Okay, yeah, no rush
All right
Sounds good
The guys is he live I
Amute my mic if he's live. I don't want his chat to have to hear me screaming and stuff
No, okay
They're like three long
What on this guy please hurry blue
I didn't know he was still there
Fuck yeah, an op-2. I probably had just forced him out. Oh, I thought that was the same guy. That sucks
Fuck
Um
Shes save here you think
God I'm just gonna take this and save I guess
Oh wait, everyone else bought, I probably should have just bought.
That's okay.
I'm sure they will carry, right?
I still have, I could have probably forgotten there was a guy with an AWP still.
Oh no.
Jeez.
Okay, this round we win for sure, yeah no more, I guess I'm such a bad habit because
I get so bored, I'm like I want to go fight people instead of just sitting doing nothing.
Okay, no pushing. None of that A bullshit. Yeah, the AT&T thing is tomorrow.
Why they all come up here what?
Okay, there's still a guy on the left
Oh, GG.
Okay, not bad.
The other guy has op too.
He should have just hid.
Oh no.
I think it was a good try.
That was hard. It was 1v3
It is what it is why in USA you are playing so bad I
I don't know which country you're from but I don't know and I'm sorry
I'm sorry.
You have steak, thanks for the one year.
What?
How?
It's always fucking posture with the AWP!
I don't want to answer that why is your name I had the charm
You can and thanks for the gifted
It just gets worse and worse.
Let's go, Fallen.
Thanks for six months.
Wichita, German, Chinese, okay.
But yeah, just docks me, bro, whatever.
Yeah, what a week, thanks for 10 months.
Why are we not watching A long?
Pretty sure that's where they are.
Okay, it's just Pasta and one other guy.
I already know Pasta's a little pussy ass bitch, he's just sitting with his- yep, he's
just sitting vid with his AWP.
I want it.
now maybe we can make a comeback
dude nice
i think that's the op that i gave him
Okay, someone is mid, it's probably, oh, it's Pasta.
I'm just not gonna peek, then he can't do anything.
Brother.
Fuck
Okay, mystic you got this it's one health never mind one bullet I mean sorry
Fire em I'm just
Oh! Oh, you got a 5k! Wow. It was very worth it picking up that off. I should have smoked.
Did I have a smoke last round? I think I did. I didn't use it.
why did no one go behind it no one could be why did no copy okay because
Is there A? I see now.
Pushing B?
Oh, another B.
Nooo! Mystic!
Fuck.
I feel like they were all lined up for him there.
Okay.
Yeah, of course the one time no one goes B.
I'm playing aggressive, I don't care.
I think I would have killed him too but I stopped shooting.
If I just kept shooting, I think I would have killed him too, but I stopped.
Brother, come on!
Okay, nice.
Okay, if we can win this one, I'm not really worried.
yeah I've died almost every round 10 deaths yeah eyes and thanks for 45
months bro you look drowsy that's just my face
I thought we were rushing. I mean, I guess we were rushing. We just all died. Well,
I'm bottom damage right now.
Let's go, let's go!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
We have come a long way from low end 17.
Have we?
Fuck.
We won!
This bro is smoking the drones off, yeah, for sure.
Do we full buy?
It's kind of risky.
Let's get this.
Yes, sir.
Oh.
Yes sir. Oh my goodness.
I'm peeking. No fear.
Shit, bad flash.
Is that a guy?
Oh my god.
How did he not kill more of us? I didn't even realize he was there!
Just don't peek.
Yep, just don't peek.
Yay! Okay, any...
Any shit I can scavenge?
No, I just said pistol. Okay.
You can't tell me that's not tough.
two more see how many crossed thanks rich gaming
guys have a me young and jake started playing CS yet
How many?
Two.
The odd mid.
They say two A.
Peek.
I don't know where you drop on.
Oh, cat.
Shit.
Jake started? Okay, nice.
I think adapts will be ready to play too me I'm doesn't seem to give a fuck dude
she's so faced the coolest yeah eggman thank you for the five gifts did thank
Thank you. What is this guy's gloss hair? Why does it expand like that?
Thank you Eggman.
It's for recoil, but I feel like that wouldn't actually help you aim at all.
Or does it, I don't know.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I'm just going to full buy because we're going to win this round.
Oh
This one we win
They
I got this.
Got a lit hug, thanks for six months.
Yeah, that's free.
Oh.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice. Okay.
Yo, Rummy Roo, 66 months, holy shit!
I think we can win this pretty easy.
Especially if I wasn't fucking lagging so much.
I just got back.
Yo.
Um, my game's almost done.
Probably just a couple more rounds, but I think Jake and me are on two.
if you want to play with them as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Want to do a friend code?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
I can send it to you after this match, I think, like, one more round.
Yeah, I think Jake said he's down to Q this game too.
Okay.
Yeah, if you have him added, I think I have him already.
Okay.
Oh, my bad.
Yo!
Hi, Jake.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it wasn't me.
I have you at it, right, Jake?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do I have you, Jake?
I'm not sure.
I think so.
My name is currently Ilove5Guys, because I got to do this.
currently I love five guys cuz I got
Oh that's you okay yeah I have you
Yeah, that's very unbelievable, you know for me, so they'll never guess it to me
We probably can't do premiere right but we can do the other kind of ranks I guess
Yeah, it's just yeah, we keep competitors fine. It's a little less than I expected too, so it'll be good for just practicing a bit.
Okay.
Also, I found good news for tomorrow is it's not the short rounds like previous years. It's going to be like full games. I think better.
Okay.
Yeah, like previous years, like I think it was first to nine, so it can snowball very fast.
Right, yeah.
I just don't like that.
Okay.
that's good to know it's just a normal game so it's a 13 normal game
who do you think is the hardest team Jake?
on paper, doublest team is going to be the hardest, because doublest, hutch, and nadeshot
are all three really good.
Pima's actually good at the game and Yvonne knows how to play.
They have the strongest team.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, Speaks and Scump are the strongest on Ludwig's team
and then Summit and Dizzy are the strongest on Tyrone's team.
Yeah, they have a lot of CS players on every other team.
Yeah, no one remembers, but Dizzy like 10 years ago used to play CS on Twitch
And she was like global meat rated. Yeah, I heard I heard about that. Yeah, I'm in your lobby
Yeah, whatever
You see I think I kind of oh wait
Let me see if the young stem yet or she's just I
I think she was open in Pokemon packs or something.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, well wait.
Are we just class 3 for now?
Uh...
Should I ask my Smith?
Yeah, I think that he was on too.
He ended his stream recently, but he was gaming all morning.
I mean, me and a dad probably need to practice the most, so it's okay if they're busy.
Yeah, we can just run one and then they can join next maybe. Yeah. Works for me.
All right.
All right, I think the map we're permitting a band is going to be overpassed
and maybe ancient, but we'll see. Okay.
Okay. Let's do it. Wait. Uh, you said we need the most. Do you play CS at all? I mean,
or have you? I mean, I've learned the game, but I'm not good at it at all. But I at least
know all the maps and everything. We're in second, right? Oh, after last week,
or did we go to third? I think we're third. Yeah, we're third.
Yeah, I think tied. Wait, are we tied for third force or something?
Oh, we're tied for third. I mean, basically,
penis seems winning and then the other three are within five points of each other, I think,
Which is like very close
So we got to come
Second place tomorrow, we'll get second place in the tournament. So that's that. Yeah
Any questions don't prefer to ask you guys like while we play this
Yeah, first round just armor, I mean you go to my armor every time.
Armor every time?
We play left side like last night Jake, or this side over here.
Yeah, that's fine.
We can just kind of default around.
We can do some D stuff.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it,
I'm someone in that doorway.
Okay, bomb down.
I'm just gonna come out of this.
Behind, behind, from my base.
I got him.
I got him.
I see you.
yeah so second round you buy armor and helmet make sure you have helmet okay you
can buy a Mac mac tennis for like rushing in it's usually a solid second
round pick and we can go again yeah okay thanks for the coaching I've just been
playing premier but I feel like no one knows what they're doing in that rank
So
Yeah, okay, I it's uh, if we're getting outside
I mean, you have two other windows too, but so all getting in together very important.
I kind of stick to the side down there all day or so.
Do we stack that same side?
Yeah, you're pushing aside, like rushing aside like that.
We'll kind of get in on site and kind of hold you down as soon as possible.
That's good.
There's two of them. They're about to split up a little bit.
One CT.
Do we just keep doing the same thing?
No, let's just like make sure we can buy next round, so like half save here and then we'll
do default next round and start winning.
Frik.
Yeah.
Yo.
Xlavok, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you.
Thank you for the 3 months.
Thank you. Thank you for the 10.
Oh, I mean, it's like 15 shots.
It's like 10 shots is time to kill.
It's really crazy.
So should we...fire?
Yeah, we can buy out of here.
I'm sorry, I should have questioned Chris.
this. Should we try going? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
yeah
nice
nice
hold on
you can go plant the plant yeah
hey yo plant the bomb
alright plant the bomb
what
okay that's crazy
he's got like noice if you're going to
he might be coming this way
He's outside.
Oh, I tagged him up though, no?
Yeah, I just tagged him.
Yo, I popped three off the bomb.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I think he's a good guy.
We could force up again here.
Same thing.
Go for a double flash from the other side.
Okay.
Just follow the Maximus guy and I'm just gonna get picks like made in the set.
I don't know this map, I guess.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Connector there.
Skip on down.
Nice.
Weak.
Nice.
Good stuff, Dad.
Coming together. Hold on, shall I buy the hopper?
No, Slavic, thank you for another five, thank you!
And Elliot, thanks for the five months, thank you so much.
Good day, baby.
Guys, I told you, we killed them all.
You're strong, dog.
What the fuck?!
Oh my god.
I'm not sure if that's what you're talking about.
That has got to be the most insane project I've ever done.
There's one more on your left.
Oh, they're on every side.
Nice try.
That was crazy.
That guy dodged everything.
What's up with that dubstep music?
They play in between every round.
You all hear that too?
music
People equip it
Oh, so you get to pick your yeah, yeah, I don't know what it's called
Yeah, MVP anthem
Cross the beat
What's going from point behind you guys?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Let's go from here now.
I got the enemy.
Close right, enemy, close right.
I don't see it.
Wait, is it just me?
of
the
death of
death
Oh man, I screwed up.
Dude, my game's lagging so bad.
Oofy, thanks for the raid, thank you.
Oh, I need to buy armor.
Yeah, something to be aware of too is like the messages,
and that's like the time it's taking.
The goal is to try and pick up on the planted,
but in that situation maybe just save your gun.
For the next round if you're lonely.
Oh, I can read the thing about the fan stuff too sometimes.
That was, uh, they flashed us.
I think we rotate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got shots on him, Amy.
Oh.
He should be low.
Uh.
Yeah.
dog
dog
oh good shot
what what is it up to in these game those Jake 13 13 it goes to like 12 and then it's
swapsize
The right side of what you're looking at like the thing in the middle that's a different one. I think there's still one on there
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
if you just go over there.
I'm dead on the cross. I'm dead on the cross.
Oh!
Wow, you take it. I just got hot.
behind us too.
That was stressful yeah, he's that guy's a stressful player to watch he's getting like really mad that he's not doing well, but
though but then he started tweaking. Yeah, he's still good, that guy's still good.
Um, what's the play on this side? Understandable. Yeah, this isn't much easier, I mean easier in general because now you're like defending so you just get on a site and you hold down like a tight angle.
Um, round one though with pistols, like CT has a little bit of advantage at range, but remember to take patients with headshots here with pistol.
Yeah, bye.
Heard you, heard you, heard you.
So good angles on B, there's a couple you can hold tight here, you can hold here, you can hold like behind this pillar.
That's okay, but they hard swing you like in the open, right?
Yeah.
Lower, lower one.
One more to you, one more to you.
Got you, trade.
It's just one.
Hey, A-bombs, A-bombs.
They go A-bombs.
Fencing A.
I'm running.
Alright.
Hold on.
That's everyone.
Everyone.
Are they all dead?
All dead, all dead.
Nice.
Go.
I'm gonna get you.
Get on the terrorist wing.
There you go.
Um, so now should we buy-
buy my-
See you? I-I would say-
I
Want one that's a corner one that's a corner
Wow, I got a gun
Let's go!
Yeah, for sure on tomorrow's comp we're really big, so like, entries, everything that's happening
on front of you is like, let our team know so we can all adapt to that.
Eggman!
they over the five
She said
So dragon FB
Yeah, they're on it. I can go.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Fuck.
Wow
There's one of the map for a plane tomorrow 100% it's possible it's it could be banned or not
I hate cheddar.
No.
bodies.
Ah!
Fuck.
No, what am I doing?
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm going to go.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, Jake.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I'll play mid. You guys, Maximum and Jean?
I'm on play mid.
I'll play mid.
I'll play mid.
I can't.
I can't hear.
I'm watching this, uh, farewell.
Throwing flashbang.
Let me know.
I think the question is, okay, pull back.
One minute.
It's mandatory.
I think they're not good.
Wait.
You hear?
Let's do it.
Dog.
How did he know?
Water, water, water from the beach.
of
death
of
death
of
I just have a deal to I peek it no
Oh, I think I flashed him
the
the
the
the
this
fuck i should have kept that off
so now we just have to win 7 in a row
yep exactly well technically 6
then 6 i'll go to overtime
I hear A, are they A, that's it, here I am, they are A are you out on A, gotta go fast,
Nice.
Five more to go.
Five more to go.
of
the
life
of
the
Are they airgun?
Yeah
This one
To me
This one
I got air, I got air.
There
There's another one
One more, one more time
two
Oh my god
There's two on eight bombs I
Ah, man
I
Nice
Good shit
You want it?
I'm not taking that shit. I'm not gonna lie, I bought the op bro, hold on.
You got this bro.
I'm gonna hold that angle. Yeah, go on this people
Fuck
Wait, what wait is he in that? Is he in that stairwell? Uh, he's pretty far, but he might try to come up. Yeah
in water in it
it boosts it, when did it?
it's going to use some of the-
from water
okay
hey, what's coming from there?
in there
oh, there's been a voice
I'm gonna smoke. I'm gonna smoke it.
Do you want this?
One's still close to you.
I'm gonna go for them.
Nice try.
All right, all right, get a little warm up.
Get me young in here and win it out.
Yes.
You see, though, Jake, I'm not as bad as the last six years.
I actually won.
Oh, hey, steady improvement every year.
But I don't know why I have like fond memories of Emmy on a P P 90
doing like crazy shit on I don't know.
I think that's like one round.
I don't even know what happened.
Hey, that's that's the bread and butter right there.
OK, where's me young?
You're doing a deathmatch.
Do you have a risk friend on Steve?
Uh, I'm not sure.
I see.
I do not.
I wonder when I got her. She's indefinite.
Okay, cool.
Let me see if I can actually get my push to mute working for once.
I don't know why it just never works for me hello hello hello hello hello hello hello how's
the practice going whoa we're good okay that's big
Wow, you're 9k, that's pretty good.
Oh God, I've fallen so far, don't look.
Really?
I mean, to me, that's good.
My lobbies are like 4k.
They're what?
4k.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Newn up one second.
Hello? Hello? Okay, I think I added, um, maybe I can actually mute to talk to chat now.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, adaptive is probably not here, right?
Oh, yeah, he just went afk.
bad timing. Okay. What happened? Sorry. I just got back. Oh, you're good. RQ pops, but
It's not a big deal.
Oh, my fault.
Oh, good, oh good.
Yo, Doc, you got any hidden talents?
Hidden?
Yeah, like, what's some, hit some talent that most of your viewers don't know about, like, you got?
Um, I'm trying to think.
I feel like I've been pretty open with my abilities to be honest maybe the fact
that I can shoot on keyboard and mouse I guess okay yeah because could that be
considered hit it or not I mean you're dealing with the world right now this is
first but that's would be the
first time. But is your first
time playing like FPS keyboard
mouse? It's like a decade. Yeah.
God damn. I mean, I always
feel controller. Yo, can you
sing it? I feel like maybe you
can sing. God no. Hell no.
No, I cannot do that.
vocal range what about you no no no I'm definitely not singing the hell no but
hidden talents or not you
I mean me on what about y'all I can bend my thumb backwards on my hand oh I can
my thumb looks like it's pointing all the way down.
Ow!
I'm doing it right now.
Wait, I gotta see this.
What the hell!
No!
What is this?
I don't know, it doesn't hurt at all.
That is...
Get that jagged bro, get that jagged.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I was expecting, but holy crap, that's good luck for this this game, by the way, for sure. You think so? Okay. All right. What's the play you ideally us? Oh, yeah, I'm so scared. Or me. I don't know about anyone else needs help.
for this game by the way for sure.
You think so?
OK.
All right.
What's the play?
You are G.L.A. us.
Oh, yeah, I'm so scared.
Or me.
I don't know about anyone else.
It needs help.
I just buy armor and we just do some weird stuff on BU.
Let's go.
Yeah, back of your arm.
Help me.
Timmy and Trout said you go B-A-B-A and you make them
waste you kills.
Oh.
Now I saw no way.
There's one side, one side, one side.
Fuck!
Oh shit.
Let's go y'all.
Fuck it.
Okay.
Ah.
I'm not in one shot.
I'm not in one shot.
Huh.
I'm gonna give this up and get it.
Where am I they don't know where you are they
Now we go
We get back we get back
Do we buy even the best
it but no no no no no no no are you
kidding what do we do no they would hit
it is a real strap but like no he
would not be saying that I'm not
I really hope we can start CT side
And now we can buy and do something
Okay, so what should we do now? You're awping on attack
This guy's crazy
He wants the win
God, I don't think it's
It's the win we're gonna get
No, trust
all right do we go this way yeah you got it oh my god I hear I heard him
yo selfish machine thanks for 25 miles oh damn and he really waited for y'all to
died a shoot that guy I watched it okay okay let's see we can reassess this
comment this and decide if you just lost and we don't really get economy so we
want to make sure you're saving and that your next round minimum is like at
at least 3700 seeking by AK and R.
Oh, shit, I did not say this round.
They have it off, be careful.
Oh, they're probably off in mid, huh?
I'm scared.
Yo, what?
From where, though?
Bye bye bye bye!
It's out!
So this time we can all buy it.
You guys want to try rushing apartments?
Yes.
There's someone off and nothing playing it.
Yeah.
Let's F them up.
Okay.
Where's apartments?
This way.
This way.
This way.
I'm going to throw a ball in and go window.
You guys all go right side of apartments.
now no way they can get all of us
oh god she's on fire i'm on fire uh oh
i'm pushing
nice go go go go go go
Oh, come on, you stupid bear.
What's up, you're watching.
Oh, you want to go there.
Gotcha.
Let's sit back here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect, perfect.
Oh, in front, in front.
Nice.
Very nice, Ting. Good execution there.
Very good.
Should we do it again?
We got our idea.
Let's go. What's next?
Um, we keep doing it until we lose.
Okay.
I don't have a molotov.
Don't worry.
Okay.
Oh, god!
No.
Big, big, big.
We're still pushing apartments.
Yeah, you guys do your ass.
Yeah, we've got a pilot on.
Oh, there's a guy on the hallway on the right.
Careful.
Oh man.
Wow.
Nice try.
Ouch.
now what's there fifth is gone wait he left us
You just rage quit no
Yeah, that'll happen in comp like cuz I don't get as
Yeah punished as a premiere
Damn, so now
We're down ahead and four rounds
Fuck you we could bring it back. I mean it's all good practice for sure
the
execution. That's the teen spirit.
We could bring this back.
It's true.
Did he say anything? Oh,
God. Resumed gaming. Well,
he was screaming on the mic, so I feel
like he was just mad.
Oh,
damn. His name is I'm broken, so
he's mad.
Yeah, I wasn't hearing too much passion out of him, but I'm just glad.
I'm broken with OK and Caps in his name.
Oh, great.
I got enough money to buy an
option. Do it or not?
Oh, God.
What do you think? What do you think now?
Usually, you're going to attack the option
to be a little more strategic because you want
to be a little bit more quick.
I can try to.
Okay. Hey, you're confident you're getting shots.
Yeah, if you're believing really hard,
it just make sure to look mid and then to the right cloud XO's thank you for the
prize
yeah like right you so you stand here and then you look right there got it
Oh!
What?
On solo, thanks for 13 months.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm just waiting for y'all, I guess.
I'm just gonna try to make a player guest.
We're going B. We're going the way you're looking right now.
Alright.
No smoking right.
Oh, churchy here church.
Damn.
I got gunned, I'm not alive.
No way.
Aww, so close.
if we had our one guy.
Thanks for 38 months.
You're doing pretty well.
Yeah, we're in a myth instead of the AFK tomorrow.
Exactly.
Oh my god.
Up here.
Oh, behind you or behind you too?
How much damage did I just do to him?
I didn't even kill him.
He doesn't play like little mother.
I think there's...
No way.
Get on your terrorist whim.
That's so cool.
Chirking! Thanks for 25 months.
No one's on, no one's off. Thank god.
Yeah, thank god. You guys, no one's on there, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
of
the
death
of
the
death of
the
We were kind of blocking each other.
I didn't want to hit you.
I might fall, I'm sorry.
No, no, I mean, like generally speaking, we're going to have utility there, right?
We'll throw a utility out, we'll execute, but in that situation, there's three,
and we know there's only one on site.
We just need to all kind of push together and make that trade,
because if I die and you guys kind of fall back for that one second,
it gives him a lot of time to reset.
just like generally same as in Conn right like the tradeouts are really important
oh yeah very important
Oh, holy, damn!
Oh, it's off, I think.
I was going to say this map out of all the ones we played is.
No, maybe he doesn't have a kit.
He has a kit.
Wait, I don't think he does.
No, he does. When you see two of them, then maybe.
That was good.
I was going to get the numbers counting down. I don't think it was me.
How'd you get that skin on your a-cat?
I opened cases.
Oh, so you gotta get that out of the case? You can't buy it?
You can buy them. Yeah, they're really cheap too on the Steam Store, but it's not as fun.
Content!
Yeah, I gotta try to open some later.
I might have an extra.
I have nothing on any of my jokes.
I heard him up there.
What is this?
This is crazy.
Is he going to do it again?
He will.
We're being cringe-bored.
He's up here, Jay.
He's doing it!
What the fuck am I doing?
Ah!
Let me watch out!
He got me through the fucking sighting.
Oh my god.
What the fuck am I-
AHH! Let me watch out!
He got me through the fucking sighting.
Oh my god.
He's only got three clips, right?
That's true. That's true. He could have run out.
I got him!
Big, big, big, big, big.
Oh shit, there's more. There's more. There's more. There's more. There's more.
Holy shit! There's a different guy!
I have to leave her behind. I gotta let her go.
I'm gonna keep him busy, don't worry.
Fuck.
Where's that?
That was near B.
Banana.
I'm down for whatever.
things fine okay big yeah we're good maybe you walk down banana
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I spoke up let's go
Okay, let's leave one place after a lot. Yeah, let's go. He's open. I should be I think hopefully
I'm shaking.
I think there's one more.
They're open to you.
Oh, never mind.
That's a whole piece crossed.
go play in that back corner back there and watch this door next to me I'm gonna
watch this yeah I did yeah I got flashed wow
Oh my god, damn it, I'll get the key back off.
Start switching sides though.
I was shooting with it though.
Dude, that was sick.
Those...
Those...
Those didn't make us be able to execute like that.
That's really good.
Alright, so, yeah, armor up and...
I'll play B with the daft, if you guys want you guys can just...
Eugh, I'll go A.
So there's a lot of good crosses here, this is actually a block, step on my head or here, step on my head.
You can jump, crowd, and get on top of it, jump up, jump, jump, jump, yeah, yeah, okay.
They're in apartments, man, I hear them.
They're here, they're here.
They're here.
Stay here, okay?
They're here.
I got one.
Stay like that, we're coming behind you.
We got your site, side, behind your site.
A big one on site.
Yellow dreamsers, thank you for 29 months, thank you.
We all know the drill, another month sub means another city to send bloke arrives.
Close right.
Alright.
Yeah, that's the way it is.
Jerkubo, 63 months, holy shit!
MG Master, 23 months, thank you.
Yo.
Hello.
Move it, son.
Alright.
I need to get a smoke if I can get close.
They might run through.
Go through, go through!
Try not to get shot in the game.
I'm trying.
Thanks Wolf.
Are they still going B or do you think they're trying to leave one?
I don't know, I don't know.
They might be going A.
Yeah, they're going A.
Yeah, they're either smoking A.
Yeah, they're planting.
Oh my god, there's one here.
Let's head over here.
Yeah, I'm waiting.
Okay.
Don't peek it.
Alright, I'm going to A.
I think apartments. Nice.
One more down there.
He's probably in that spot on your right.
Oh yeah, in apartments.
He was mid though, like not upper.
Where's the bomb?
On your left.
He was there.
I mean, these rounds are pretty close for a guy being AFK.
I know, right?
Pretty good.
He's coming together baby, let's go.
Yes, yes.
Why are you mid?
yes i'm saying i have apartments at least one
okay i'm going
to be now
great
my god i've been muted this whole time do i
do i
uh... holy shit
Wow nice.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Nice.
You're doing TNT.
Damn look at that ADR dude.
Let's go.
Fuck that guy that left
Yeah, that was the first game as a full squad now. We're ready. Oh my god imagine this guys. Oh
I like to hop, bruh.
Guys, I'm fucking EP.
Holy shit.
I feel like every map has like one or two spots that are just going to be very strong
with the op on defense.
And if you just know those spots, it'll just be huge for team.
Are you guys ready to queue again or take a break?
I'm ready to queue.
These are good rafts though.
Yeah, for sure.
Except.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's roll.
Yay, Dust. Wait, I mean, did you
Yeah, I heard about what happened with you all.
Damn, me and Jason were supposed to do it, and I guess both our cars blew up.
Yeah, did you tell your chat what happened? I don't know if I'm supposed to say stuff.
Oh, yeah, they told me how y'all were supposed to make one today.
Wait, is that not the story?
No, no, no, that is. Like, they were just gonna give you soapboxes, and then in shipping, they just broke in shipping, right?
Yeah, they got completely destroyed. Yeah, that fucking sucks
You know ours thanks for 16 months
I like that I'm gonna be yeah, I'm supporting you cuz you got the freaking heavy hitters right there. I'm going cat
Hmm I hear people
Okay, there's yeah two other people cat
Please slow I'm going from cat. I definitely got a sweet back now. Just come back to come back to site to their on-site now
Pushing cat down one more
On site push push that push
Oh my gosh, too bad shot there.
I got my halo MVP.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Hehehe.
Oh, okay, so we won the first round.
That's pretty big, right?
The first round.
Every round is a big round.
your own couch.
You wrote it off the early, me on the early?
Yeah.
Okay, then I'll just anchor it.
Okay, a lot.
Yeah, anchor is good.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Damn!
That's going to be good tomorrow!
Yes!
I can't wait.
That's how you set it down.
That's your hope though.
Yeah.
Wait, this guy's named though.
We got to be careful.
You might start saying things.
I feel like most kids are either going to open it or they'll have like one lurk at most.
Oh, there are A looks like that.
Is that me?
They are on my side.
Bomb, bomb down cat.
Bomb down cat.
Hey, one pop in, pop in.
Pop in.
Care, care, care.
Bomb down cat.
I'm scared.
some of you can't stress it was yep yep yep
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead this one guy
one more cat I think so yeah
Nice.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Played long, right?
Yeah, I'm flashing, flashing, he's here.
Let's just play ball.
Let's fall back and play ball.
Like, really smart.
Yeah.
You down?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eight bullets, what do I do if I press?
I mean, this smoke, he'll never guess.
Please, mate.
He's upstairs, upstairs, upstairs.
guess please make some stairs upstairs upstairs yeah what the heck I saw hurt
him like right next to my no and I believe you and I believe you I got
those old-day-end use a little
I gotta get him checked.
Oh my god, it's been too long of a day. Let's get you to bed.
I know.
Two tracks in.
Do we know where they are?
I think I heard something.
One cat going to Tay.
My cat typed this for you guys.
I'm not sure.
No.
You see it?
No.
Oh, it's long.
Ah, okay.
What the fuck?
My man is crazy.
I thought I could hear a plant from there, but I guess not.
I got you hold on
Oh shit go crazy, baby. Hold on got you
Where there's one there
I know.
Oh, Pomsay Pomsay.
On eight.
Alright.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Sorry.
Can I watch it from here, do I?
They're probably not going to push up there.
Nice.
Hold on.
Oh, it's just one.
Yeah, keep out here.
See your gun box.
Nice.
Diffuse.
Diffuse.
That was huge.
And he has a defuser.
Yay!
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
that was huge and he has a defuser
YAY!
always
yes
good play, that's good play
thank you
nice job guys
I'm running to you b
I'm on A by myself.
Sounds like they're B anyway.
Oh wow.
I hear someone going A.
Oh I got him! I got him!
He's hacking.
Yeah, I'm cheating.
What the?
It's just one more dude.
I think he's hiding in all the way back on the...
Wait, oh, the hell?
What the hell?
How convenient.
Okay.
I'll get you along, I mean.
Okay, perfect.
I'll get you along, I mean.
Okay, perfect.
I like watching Cat.
Yeah, Cat.
Smoking fire.
Yo, Raider, thanks for 21 months.
Meep.
What'd you say? Sorry.
Smoking smoke.
Smoke Cat.
One's mid.
One's coming up.
He's with their sniper.
Sit on him.
Nice.
Another one.
Sit on him.
Big.
One's a lower.
We might kill that sick.
Noooo, one more.
Lower, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower.
Woooooo!
I'll say if you're putting cat in me, find like a smoke and a fire grenade, it just kind of keeps them at bay.
As you throw the fire first and it'll stop them from ever pushing, it'll just slow them down and then smoke.
I know you have enough, I picked it up.
Oh you did!
Oh, let's go.
Oh, they're already there. They're long already.
Probably coming long in here to A.
Dead!
Damn.
Uh, they're taking the bomb through A.
They're taking the bomb through A.
Up long.
Ow.
Dead!
You know you only want to live you got this oh shit
Damn nice try
I'll fuck with that. Oh
I'm going to buy it.
Remember, this is the killin house in the morning.
This is real life.
It's the same story.
How the heck do I jump up here?
Uh, yeah, crash jump.
I don't know how to do that.
One A.
Oh.
Crouch after jumping? Okay. It's not super intuitive.
Hello? It's my stream die. Oh my god. The internet's so bad.
You have to push through slowly from there.
Not today, right?
Yes.
Hold on, we can make something happen here.
I got one of those too.
One more, one more, one more.
Alright.
Okay. All right. No, play right. Nice. Very god, dude. Sick shots. Thank you. Nice
Nice.
Ah frick, I keep checking if I'm bottom-fragging.
I just made it.
are they all B?
no, uh couple more couple more
what did I just get hit with?
I think I hit him right?
I did hit him
bomb dropped middle
I killed him
bomb down middle
holy shit I'm shooting bro
Oh, it's just one.
Big.
There's another op here.
Someone wants it.
No.
We're frying, then.
Yeah, this is going great.
Clearly.
Yeah, yeah, I think CT side is more important for us.
Let's go, fellas.
Oh
Wait, wait, I'm gonna throw a name
I should do something baby
Dead yeah
Oh, you're doing some ledger, buddy.
I don't fancy me.
They're on your right, for sure, yeah.
Oh, wait, I like this battle, yeah.
I think I know what you're doing.
That's coming, cap it up.
Okay.
Ow.
Oh!
Wow.
Wow
Thought I had to play there
It was a good idea
You're gonna help me, help me, share it
dead!
damn nice!
oh wait peak again
peak one more time
one more time one more time
are they going a long?
dead!
damn
got it on lock
oh a
nice
let's go
let's go clayton
let's go clayton
I'm going left Oh I see him hold on okay I got an idea
We're fine hold on this map with the op
It's color solid and normally that will be smoked
Oh for real yeah the parlance you know
Oh, man.
Yeah.
OK.
Put it, you know, think, oh.
I can't put it in the thermal.
Oh.
You could blind-op shot, Caleb.
Oh, we got to stay together on the pistol round.
Should we go beat him?
Oh, wait.
You guys don't all, OK.
Come on, guys.
I'm just following the bomb guy.
He's kind of doing his own thing.
We've mid-sub-mike.
Oh, boy.
Oh my god, okay
Oh everyone's dead. Yeah, there's someone to the left of us right there. Yeah, well you
I'm just trying to get through the doors.
Oh my god.
What's the game plan here?
The game plan?
We get our ruin.
Oh, hey, big.
Two more under me.
Whoa!
That was clean.
Ow.
Nice try.
Nice job.
NTNTNTNTNT.
NTNTNTNTNT.
OK.
All right.
Is this it?
Huh?
What do I do?
Just throw a gun or what do you think?
Hey, up to me.
to be on up to me. Yeah, what? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we don't. We don't. That's
only pistol. No armor. Okay, I bought a deal though. Okay. Slay. I got one. There's another
one there. Waiting to see if he peaks. And then we're gonna try to shoot him. I'm gonna
try to rotate to where they are to help out there's a guy blind watch out you
can get them oh damn uh that's not me not a creepy with it super creepy well
Oh my god timing probably to top it now.
Oh shit.
Damn clean shots.
That would have been so sick.
I wasn't expecting another.
Damn so there's no one on B.
Let's see.
What?
Okay.
Do I buy XMG this round?
Uh, with your money, you have to buy us a VRM again.
We're buying, since you guys bought too much last year.
I'll smoke a couple of double doors.
Wait, who is it?
Hold on.
Ah!
One second!
Oh my lord
I feel sleepy
I think we can just play default guys and they're just pushing into it, it's just holding the angle a little bit
Okay
I think it sounds like that
Yeah, I'm gonna play D.W.ers
Yeah, they're pushing longer now.
There's a guy there.
I think he's on the right now.
Ready?
I stand there, Meme.
Okay.
I'm dead.
Oh, did I?
Oh, God, he's offing.
Oh, God.
They see.
Okay.
I feel partially responsible.
No, there were three of them.
Oh.
Oh, no.
No, there were three of them.
I'm watching the stairs.
Okay I'm ready.
hard-pushing. Damn. Oh, Brody just got believed in me. Wait, what? Am I shooting air? Yeah,
if you all stay in tunnel it's just like a line for them, very easy. Yeah, we can't really shoot
past each other okay no good
we're gonna hold lower tunnels
Good pecs.
What's the office here?
Top mid, top mid.
Oh, I think there's one in our spawn.
One underneath the bridge. I got traded.
Top mid when you said?
Under bridge. He was under bridge.
Under bridge. Under cat.
Oh, where's that?
Oh my god.
One more.
Yay!
That was a great swing, great swing.
Now what do y'all want to do?
We don't want to get on that spot here.
I don't know. Let's play around.
Hmm.
Oh, I- uh stairs stairs stairs stairs!
Ahhh!
What, I'll put that guy!
He does that almost every round.
What a freak.
What a freaking freak.
Might still be on the right.
Adapt.
On the stairs.
There's another one.
Nice.
I think she's on my left.
like a freak like a freak
you get this what are we doing
all right that's all
t-spawn
last one b
all right yeah so you just run all the way and then you're right
nice meal
Oh, yeah
Yeah, good idea
If we can like isolate them on B we grab bombs all go to A that's
Getting a plant down and getting in our positions is just a safe way to play. So it's a retake
It was great great kind of great recognition that you're like that ball right now is perfect try to get that bitch on the stairs
Yeah
I don't have a good fire, oh yeah, I want to be a dude.
Window and doors.
And the smoke.
Yay!
Good stuff. I'll see. Yeah. See you turn around and hear the bomb. Like I just full wide swung and
it's very scary. Yeah. I bought the. Hold on. We win. Where do I go with it on this side?
Oh, you jump down. Where Jake? I just hold mid. Yeah, you watch this like double the word.
I killed them. Both mid. They're both coming for you. They're already on B, maybe. Very close. They're one. One B, one B.
Yay! We won! We won!
Let's go!
Holy shit. You...
Look at my ADR.
Yo, let's go.
Let's go.
Gold Nova.
Guys, I'm silver one.
Oh my god, man, yo.
Hey.
That's big.
Yeah.
Another one.
Oh no.
I follow you guys.
I'm down.
Mmm.
Oh, fingers have a friend, just friend.
Oh my god.
I got my walkers in my chat.
Thank you, hoes.
I was supposed to go live earlier,
And then I was going to do my stream and then come back
and play CS like this.
But the second thing I kind of got to that's all in the list.
So, Q'd up?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sir.
Yeah.
That was a good game.
Very, very good.
Yo, Depp, what's up with people saying you eat bottlecaps for snacks?
Alright, I'll take it back.
I
Know I'm gonna click it. Oh
What happened I can hear you I just have my headset on far way you said what about
Yeah, I was curious like someone saying they like to snack on bottle caps. What's that about?
Snack on bottle caps
I used to chew on bottle caps, so
okay
adapted to toothpicks okay yeah nah I had switched to toothpicks now that's what I
I mean you should be ball cast it's not good for you all right all right this
maps all about mid control about what crazy Rosie mid control got it secure mid
you secure the dub heard you heard you all right
you want to play it or just go beat um I'm down for whatever first round
I'm following you oh okay
I'm with you. Where's he at?
Wow! Oh, there's one in cave.
They know where I am.
Tuck in Tyra to see you.
Nice, nice.
Big.
Let's go, Brussels!
Yay, Brussels!
Alright, I'm gonna smoke mid and try to do something.
What?
Let's go on my ground.
I don't have the frags smoker now, we'll see.
Oh, that's fun.
That's a good one.
Are we trying to sell them a year? What are we doing?
Yeah, come to AA, so we can...
I secured the donut.
There's one on site.
Crazy guy pushing.
I'm full, but it could be anywhere really.
Ow, I'm getting bedonet.
I no longer want to be here.
Did I hurt him?
I don't know.
I
Gave like crazy
Hello, you're here
Hello. I'm back. Welcome back.
Welcome back. Is that uh,
tribute to Bill Russell?
You think, wait, what?
You think that's his actual name or is it a Bill Russell tribute?
Oh, that's a great question.
Holy shit.
Damn. I just ran into him.
I was with your weapons.
My fault.
I could have played better.
Russell, no.
Run it down.
Oh
Wow, I'm making a tactical play right now that yeah, we're you're looking at
Yeah, hold on hold on just wait on it
Yeah, big
You do have a family. Yeah, I do. We're going to pinch this guy right now. She's
Oh, you got the low. Well, oh, you're right. He's in temple. He's in temple. He's out.
He's out. He's out. Okay. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Clean. Perfect.
Oh, some big bait right there. Big bait. Thank you. Do you want to buy my AK this round or
and buy whatever you want.
Oh God, oh God, it might be trying to hard up.
It might be hard on this side, Loki, but like, yeah,
that's expensive, and yeah, and-
You think it's hard on this side?
Yeah, like on this map.
Like it might be better on like maybe dust, or-
It should be rough.
Have you ever used it on this map?
Oh.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, though.
OK, slay.
He's in a cave, one's in a cave.
Looking at it.
So where are we?
What's the goal?
No, wait, I jumped out.
He's in red, and one's in mid.
I'm looking.
I can't really get this thing, man.
I need help.
Can you come mid?
There's a guy watching the bomb.
I guess me on Conflankham.
He's going to be to your right.
Sorry.
To my right.
Who's right?
Adapt to straight and right.
I'm just going to.
OK, I'm coming.
Are you talking about?
Oh, wait.
He's on it.
He's on it.
I'm going to grab the bomb.
OK, Gobi.
Gobi, adapt to the square.
You grab the bomb this way
Let's go plant. Wait, can I why can I drop the bomb for you? Yeah, 5g
Kind of worried he's gonna be here
Yeah, yeah, perfect
We hear the pervert
I told you, except for my
hands. Thank you.
Okay, Slay. You guys get out of
the background. Sorry. No, we're
doing it. Oh, no, we don't hear
it at all. I didn't know. No, we
I don't know, here's shit.
One more!
Fuck! No!
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
Is he there?
I have no idea.
I'm coming to be, coming to be.
Hold it, hold it.
Why do you have the cookie monster Jake?
I just got rid of him.
No, I just got rid of the.
I just got rid of the, um,
I already got rid of it with my face.
I'll do it with my face.
Uh-oh.
Where's the ad, bro?
Maybe he's saving.
Are you serious?
Yay!
Oh my god.
Since I bought the op, I haven't died, y'all. I think I should.
That's your gun. Use it, bro.
The tournament. I think you should, too, but just be careful on attack.
Because if they get the op, it's going to be hard for us.
I throw the flashback.
Oh, what the heck?
Oh.
Are you trying to go for me?
Hey, hey, let's go ahead.
Let's go ahead.
Okay, perfect.
It seems clear.
Yeah, he's on mine for sure.
I don't know what's going on.
There's this guy.
Don't know.
He's mad.
Oh my god.
He's coming.
Don't even try it.
Turn it on.
Can you trick Sean CS go?
Oh.
really some people like you try it and take a shot there's gotta be a way I
believe is do you guys know if there's a map with a crane on it oh my god
vertigo you'd have loved it dude you're literally on a skyscraper okay I need to
find that skyscraper yeah I don't rotation or now but it's oh damn
Two mid, two mids. One mid.
Watch out! Watch out!
Uh, it was like blocking you, sorry.
It's like it.
Damn.
You're still blind, still blind, still blind!
Oh, we were stacked off.
Yeah, we're bad.
Now let's take a hit today. You just spanned it.
Of course.
Oh, everyone's dead.
I don't feel safe.
Can you get some for the clutch?
I can't. I'm so...
You said a hundred last time.
It goes up to me and there's four or five people.
Oh, okay.
You're saying it should be easy.
I'm just a girl.
They're all clustered around the bomb.
The bombage? No.
They're waiting.
What a freak.
Yeah, fucking weirdo.
The shotgun?
Oh, thank you. Thanks for the 10 months.
Okay, hold on. I'm buying the op again.
Okay.
I wish I had a camo for it, though.
I gotta open cages.
Oh, I have a bunch of extra nice op skins if you end up not getting one.
Yeah, I'm down.
You can probably get one though if you open cases, but they're usually in the top of the
pair of ones.
Oh, I got it.
What, what, what do we change?
Uh, you'll probably get an AWP, but they're usually the rare skins.
Fuck.
Vita Cole, thanks for the five months, thank you.
It's like, uh, it's kind of like gambling, right?
Like, opening the cases?
It's not kind of like gambling, it is gambling.
Nah, I got it.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's it right there, Jake.
You could do something with that.
Got bottom?
That's it, Jake.
You could do something with that.
Got bottom?
I flipped that off.
Run away!
Watch mid-left.
You gonna be?
You gotta be on.
Oh, he's close!
Close!
I'll do it to him do it to him do it to him do it to him
behind us as well
I don't know what just happened, but it happened.
We're kinda in flow state right now.
Alright, don't smoke mid, I'm gonna hop mid.
I don't know any smokes on this map, so stay less.
Oh, there's one mid-auto.
Be careful, let me...
Yeah, that's the guy behind the box.
I think he looks weak here.
Oh, no, hey.
All right.
Oh, my God, if I would have done that, holy shit.
I got him, I got him.
Oh, well, that's what might be AFK.
I see now how people.
I think that's the AFK guy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna use a needle this round.
I have enough money for all of them.
Here, here, I can buy you.
Oh my god, for real?
Yeah.
Wait.
Oh, I got it.
Thank you.
Oh, I got it.
Thank you.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, thank you. Oh, this one's
He peeks first, I can't, oh shoot him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll try to bait him.
Right.
They have a hot meb on them.
Oh, I like this play on me, yeah.
And he shoots.
Oh, what's the damn, I mean?
He has a sniper too.
Good luck.
It's all you, bro.
Oh, god.
Oh my god.
That's not me, I feel like.
No, no, no.
I just watched you get deleted.
that was terrifying
no so they did it up so i got you i got you okay
i'll sell it
i'll press the little undo button
do you have a skin jig?
oh yeah
wait a second now
this is calm
i'm done going A these guys are so annoying over here
I'm gonna do this shit tomorrow if we get this map. I'm gonna be so annoyed.
Don't peek me yet. Let me be smoking.
Another guy finally deseed.
One in K.
Oh, there's a guy there, nice.
Oh. Okay. Wait, what? I'm going to play here. I think there's one guy still
maybe not i guess he left i want to play donut here
i think there's one in donut oh he's main main main
I was nasty. You can pick it. I don't think I've ever seen a Bernade kill like that.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
No way.
One stonet.
CT's head.
Behind you.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, that was a good the good fling
That's a moment I'm so close and I miss
All right, all right
I'm going
I'll put you somewhere sneaky follow me
I'm going to boost in me on this little uh boosty thing okay okay okay okay this will
be like newer players won't check up here okay okay both of you guys okay okay yeah
Yeah, we're both up here.
OK, if they come here then.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Don't jump in, just play, just play, just play.
I got one and I got the other one.
I'm on site, I'm on site.
Three on site, dude.
Brother, I failed you, Jake.
I'm so sorry.
No, no, it's OK, no, we were, I was just
slow to get up there or something.
I didn't expect you to hold my face like that.
Damn.
Out.
Got this Brussels sprouts.
What?
Wait a second.
Why is he shooting?
Bang.
Two bullets.
Whoa!
Does he have time to roll?
That was creepy.
That was worth it, bud.
Now, he's stiffy, not gonna lie.
Wow.
he is
that was crazy
hook it brussel that was sick
he might be the one
that's what mith is gonna do
oh hi russel
did she replace me? no we didn't replace you russel
this is brussel
different guy
I think they're all a I think I hear people in the hallway
There's two right to my left
I mean there's at least one on site I think they're both on site probably on a
yeah a why the fuck are you playing with another Russell no his name is
It's brussel! Look, read!
Let's go brussel!
Hell yeah!
Thanks for getting a sub to brussel.
Wait, it's the last round bruh.
not last round
it's to 13
both though
uh yeah I can give you one
most valuable player
that was not ideal
I don't think that they're here.
Yeah, last one's here. Last one's here.
Oh, I got him.
I got him.
Good job.
They got guns. Oh, fuck.
Oh, sorry, sorry, oh my god, three in the middle, three in the middle, I'll put them
on by you.
Ah, there's a fourth one!
Well, I got three of them.
Oh, you did get three.
Yeah, there was a secret fourth one.
Let's go, though.
Red, red, red.
This is the last guy.
Oh, yay!
Whoa, big 3k.
Why?
Come on now.
I'm not gonna lie, we just played the whole day.
Everyone was doing good stuff.
I got Silver 1 again!
Yay!
a different map different rank for non-prime you have a rink here. Yeah. Yeah
Wait, how do I where do I go to like see if I have anything inventory?
Okay, probably the last one for me, but I'll be on early tomorrow if y'all want to run some more games with myth to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The tournament after all right, let me start after
Are you guys all playing before
Okay, I'm gonna play before too. I might play one more though if y'all are down.
I'll play another one. I'll play another one.
Okay, bet.
Alright, you guys, good luck with your next game. I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Thank you, GG, GG. Bye, guys.
Okay, guys, that's it for me today, but I'll be live tomorrow too. Tomorrow's the last day of the Nile Year Cup.
I've enjoyed this one. I feel like it's been a hope or thanks for 28 months a lot more
Competitive this year like I feel like usually there's way more people who kind of early trying
I feel like literally everyone tried this year. So that's kind of cool
But yeah, I will be live tomorrow
and I'll do more CS tomorrow and
I'm not a hundred percent sure but me and Bonnie were talking about
So, after my tournament tomorrow, doing a super battle golf group, but that's not confirmed.
She just asked if I wanted to and I said sure, but I don't know if like we found people
and everything, but so that's a maybe, but yeah, thank you.
Oh, Mozzarella.
Mozzarella, get off my keyboard.
She just, she just stepped in, oh no, she just, no, no, she stepped in soy sauce.
Oh my God.
whatever whatever she's walking everywhere whatever it's too late okay
well I will see you guys tomorrow okay bye guys good night
Smile at yourself again and die
And let me just smile
And let me show you what it would show me
Just write your song and choke yourself to sleep