you
room's movie since that came out, literally yesterday. It was the first time I've been
to a movie on release day in forever, so I was taking a bath, getting my hair washed,
and I guess which idiot is fucking has the zoomies on the shelf area above my bathtub
slips and falls in. Oh my gosh. Thank you, Eden. So the fucking cheddar fell in the tub
while it was completely full.
Bonnie? What do you mean, Bonnie?
I- I said, which idiot? I obviously met one of the cats, not one of my roommates, but...
broke my whole...
Oh my god, I don't even know if I can, like, show it properly.
Like...
I'm trying to show it.
I have one here, and then on my, like, foot and ankle area,
There's two more. He like completely just like ripped the shit out of my leg and my feet like fucking
fucking asshole
So as you can see this is his right arm and this is his left arm he falls in he fucking
grabs onto me, uses me to propel himself forward, to latch onto the ledge of the bath, like a fucking demon.
Oh my fucking god. Yo, me too! Ooloo, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you so much!
Wow, thank you, thank you for the re7 king Neptune, thanks for the 4 years.
But yeah, he like, he like, oh my god, he falls and he goes,
He grabs onto me, flies forward, and then he of course is like, he spritzes out of the bathroom, like, limping, falling over himself, and so I get up out of the bath, relaxing time is over to go check on him, and he's like, curled up on the floor, like, and he's like, cowering and licking himself, I'm like, oh my god, you fucking asshole.
Our rescue. Thank you for the gifted. I've and then I had to blow dry his ass because
Even though the tub was full because he latched onto my leg
He managed to keep the top half of himself dry. So I had to blow dry his ass
My fucking Dyson
Topper and King Balin. Thank you for the 14 months and five months. Thank you. So yeah, that was um
Yeah, yo, Poms, thank you for the 4 months, and I won't say any spoilers about the back
rooms movie since I assume most people haven't seen us yet.
Yes, like the cat?
Well, there's Tyler Roy's the laughter.
He copers, thank you for the tier 2.
you
Six months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it was a good time
We played ten I think we lost nine of them
Talrona 10 game Looster yesterday. Well, that was definitely ranked right so I
Would not be happy about losing 10 right games. Yeah, that's a little different. I think also they're longer
Right games are like twice as long. So that's like if me and Nora played 20 and lost all of them
No, brolex. Thanks for the 62 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
But yeah, I had a great time yesterday, but yeah, I think I'll work more on Witcher today.
I really want to get placed in Premiere just because I want to see what I'm going to get,
even though I know it's going to be horrible.
I just want to know, you know?
I don't know.
I just want to know.
3k max.
That's okay.
I mean, honestly, I know for like most people that watch Twitch.
Everyone's been playing games for at least a decade, including me, but I never was in the FPS games.
So I know for you guys, it's probably like, oh, haha, look at this sad, pathetic loser,
which is the same as how it is for me, don't get me wrong.
But compared to how I was playing FPS games a year ago, for me, it feels like a massive improvement.
So I kind of am having fun and like it.
So I don't know, I like it learning how to play.
But it makes me wish that I actually put effort in the learning those games years ago,
because I'm like, oh, like, I'm bad compared to everyone else,
but if I started when everyone else started, maybe it wouldn't have been that bad.
I don't know, but I'm having fun, so.
Skull, thanks for the six months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Watch your- try Valorant, and maybe you can promote to Bronze and to Moat to Iron.
Do people still play Valorant?
I feel like I haven't heard about Valorant in forever.
Like Valorant had a huge wave where so many people were playing it.
They did. OK, well, I don't mean like literally there's a cat here on my nose.
I got it. I don't mean literally does no one play it, but
it's definitely less less popping than it used to be.
I don't know. I mean, not that I would only want to play a game
if it's super super popular or whatever.
I mean, some of the other games I play without pop anymore.
but I don't know like Valor just doesn't appeal to me as much for some reason.
Maxim, thank you for the four months. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Deadlock's the next big yes. I've been saying I would try Deadlock for months.
Maybe tomorrow, guys. Tomorrow's subsunday. Ooh, maybe tomorrow's the big day.
The wheel will finally land on it and it'll be great.
you
Okay, chat bonus round walk-in. Yo Simba! Thanks for 40 months. Hi Simba! Hope you are doing well.
Okay, this is bonus round so you just pick what you would rather eat. We got chicken nachos with the blue corn chips.
and we have tacos very small tacos that look like it's only meat and maybe
cheese for $15 they're more expensive than the nachos oh hell nah those look
bad but too you would take this for $15 over this I mean I don't like all the I
don't know nice person ever thanks for 40 months you I'm not I don't really think
I think I saw it as a picky eater, but I don't like all the...
I don't like the like dark blue chips and the beans and like...
The corn. I don't know. I don't want either of these, honestly.
Hi, noodle brain!
I'll take the nachos, I guess.
Both slop.
Alright, from England, we have cheeseburgers. $6.70 versus the Footlong Sausage Roll.
Accompanied by what looks like beef bow roll, which I think is just beef water if I remember correctly.
I mean the cheeseburger looks sad.
No.
Okay, yeah.
Why no?
Ooh!
Cheeseburger with a lovely bun.
I mean it's like a pretzel bun. I don't really like pretzel buns.
Like when I first saw pretzel buns being for sale at like, I don't know, like fucking Burger King or something,
I was like, oh that sounds amazing that I had and I was like, eh.
Really, yeah, I think they're kind of whatever.
I kind of was like the normal buns, oh then here's the horrible tacos.
Wow, 43% is actually higher than I would have thought.
From France, Sandwich, Poulet Mayo, looks like chicken, tomato, some arugula, okay, versus
the mega-bap, sausage, bacon, hash brown, cheese, and brown sauce, it was brown sauce.
I guess maybe it's Gravy?
I don't know.
Yeah, I kind of like the Mega Bap better.
Okay, nice.
3-0.
100%.
Uh, COL, is that Columbia?
Rice-filled roast pork with crackling.
you
Clips and stuff but but not really I mean my mom works like crazy
My mom's actually probably the biggest workaholic I've ever met, which...
I mean, I get it, so my mom...
She's an aerospace engineer, and she works for some of the big, like, airplane companies.
I don't know if I can say which ones.
She designs, like, the passenger airlines and stuff, and at her, like, peak of, like, working, like, crazy,
She would wake up at 3 a.m. To do work before she went to work at 5 a.m. To get there at 6 a.m.
And she then yeah, but she um, oh I learned a valuable lesson from my mom because she she what she called me
She was like Emily I learned I
Need to have one learn to say no and two
Not overachieved because she was basically so good at her job that the higher-ups at her job
We're like, uh, Miss- Miss Shunk, we think that you're the best person in this department.
You should just manage the whole department, like, become the manager.
She's like, okay, cause it's like a higher paying job.
But she literally does nothing but like, tell other people who are- tell other people what
to do, and she's like, I hate it!
And so she quit her job, and she's looking for a new one now.
Making other airplanes, I guess.
Nikolai, thanks for the eight months.
How long is it going on?
One dollar hot dog.
Yes.
And she does not like being a project manager.
She quit, yeah.
I mean, she's in her mid-fifties now, so I think it's also like she just wanted to do
something else.
I mean, both of my parents are just always changing what they want to do, so.
Baj Baj Bajis chips and mint yogurt four dollars versus a kebab
ten dollars I
Just don't like how that looks
What are onion Bajis?
Like is it this little fried onion balls
And they look like hush puppies they look okay
Cheeseburger and chips, $6.70, don't say it, versus freshly made pizza.
The crust looks amazing, it's got some little pepperones on there.
I don't really like the pepperoni distribution, I think it could be better, but I feel like
the pizza looks better, like this just looks like a grease ball, doesn't it?
I don't know about this one.
Really one?
I don't think this looks like a grease ball.
Minty midnight, thanks for the five months.
I don't know.
Don't care one.
Okay. Oh wow, you guys are right. Really, it looks so greasy.
Oh my god, hot dog.
And then we have breakfast.
It's like toast, beans on ham, a fried egg, and sausages.
Dude.
Yeah, Sandman, thank you for the five gifts.
Thank you so much.
I just don't find either of these very appealing.
Okay, breakfast.
Sure.
I hate the canned beans, though.
Canada grilled cheese
Dude, this looks like two insects between like five strings of shredded cheese
Oh my god, how is the right even worse?
This is too wild dollars
I mean you can't there's no way it's
The mold won!
I was like, okay, well it's gotta at least be the edible one, right?
Dude, the mold fuckin' mob, the shit out of that real cheese, it had double-double votes!
Meet Empanada, Portugal, $2.35.
Versus Cheese Dog, $10!
What is it with England and the unmelted shredded cheese?
Oh my god.
Matzah!
Hang on, Matzah better!
Come here!
She's hiding behind my monitor and being a sneaky little rat.
Tundra, thanks for 8 months!
Okay, I could still 90% this if I get the next one right.
Brotwurst.
What's that?
I know.
Okay, she knows it.
She don't care.
Jeremy, Brotwurst.
Ooh, with a beer.
Versus Bar of Chocolate 536.
That's obviously the Brotwurst, right?
Hell's kids.
That's obviously the Brotwurst.
beer versus bar of chocolate 536.
That's obviously the bot worse, right?
Hell's kid, 17 months.
I did it!
And I'm far above the community average of expert
scranner.
It says the sucker of bones, the sipper of sauce.
OK, interesting.
very interesting. Okay, I'm gonna do the Whirlpool today too.
Oh wait, that's the wrong game.
Itachi, thank you for the nine gifted. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is the one where you do 16 Whirlpools at the same time.
Okay, watch this.
L-I-E-N.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What?!
Oh, wait, that's nice! It's smile!
Oh, that's nice.
How cute.
Little smile.
Very very cute.
Okay, I'm gonna do my daily dose.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
You see it, boys? Stay away!
Seven views.
I don't know what YouTube's trying to tell me, but...
It's trying to tell me something.
Why is this on my home screen?
Tarkoomman, thanks for 35 months!
It's see it, boys, stay away!
I love this stream smile.
You need to buy one to see this.
I need to get my friend, I need my friend help.
I don't know who for how he's dead or anybody.
I don't know who for how he's dead.
What do you need?
Not for doing, not for doing.
Don't let him come in.
I mean he's just living his life.
Nothing wrong with that, you know.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
She really didn't think this one through.
I don't know what I'm gonna do!
I was making lentils here, okay?
This is after 35 months.
Oh, I hate lentils.
Dude, I haven't had lentils since I was like 12.
That shit made me throw up.
How do people eat that shit?
I don't know if I just had like really gross lentils or something.
Ah, hell no.
I put it out here.
Never have them ever at the lentils.
Guess what?
The balcony floors resin. I've melted my pot to the balcony.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
What happened? No, she didn't want it!
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, when you're a child?
I'm temporarily deaf no joke, but this is the most I've enjoyed the stream. You know what congrats
I'm glad to hear that if you can even hear me when your child your receptors are the same as adult I
Wonder if maybe then if I forced myself to eat peanut butter
I would realize it's not that bad because it's just like childhood trauma, but I'm not gonna do it
If there's a sign, there must be a story.
No lifeguard on duty, no diving.
How about sweet corn?
No.
I fuck with sweet corn.
I just, any kind of weed.
So why are we thinking on how to fight?
Or lagoon?
Like most lagoons?
I just can't do it.
I don't know.
I can't do it.
I don't know.
I like to grow up at a mornin' egg.
I like snow peas if that helps.
How awesome!
Can we hear you say it?
Hot dog!
Oh yeah!
I'm at the makeshift store and I'm looking for drinks, but all of a sudden I see this, but...
Y'all love heavy drinking glass bottles of...
I love you!
OH!
SCARY!
She's looking at us!
What if her mother is in charge?
Toe licker.
Yeah, you little toe licker.
No toe...
Yeah?
You lick your toes.
WOAH!
This beluga chose violence.
I saw the child standing behind the truck and I thought something had to do with him.
I'm not talking at all.
Oh, c'est pas tout le monde qui l'a celle-là, option vitre AK-47.
He was in the right place at the right time.
Oh, cute!
Save!
Oh, cute!
Save!
Gotta hit her as- oh psh!
Well, press in peace, she's dead now.
Oh god.
Run!
Run, he's pissed!
This guy has six fingers and wanted to test his strength by trying to open a bottle.
So is it a second pointer finger?
Did you invite a friend over? There's a cap of art at my door again.
I've never seen a man with such control over his noodles.
Wow, it's just amazing.
The veil is gone! Oh!
I'm not sure if I'd trust these guys with my furniture.
Y'all check this out. What? What was even the plan? My furniture. Y'all check this out. This is nuts.
Lightning over there. Oh my gosh. And then check this out. Bang. That's insane. I
don't like that he's holding it by the crane. It was like two rows of regular
Oreos, and then this thing. Why is it grayish? Like what am I even supposed to do with this?
Throw it away! I can't just like, I can't even get the whole thing in the milk.
So this was my favorite clip this episode. It's an automated underground space for people to
to store their bikes in Japan.
Dude, I know this is such a weak thing to say,
but why does America just suck?
None of our big cities have anything cool like this!
This is so awesome!
So I just got pulled over in the cops.
Oh, my car!
They pulled you over because your car's too loud,
and I was like, well, that's not even possible
because I don't have an engine.
So I got up and I showed them.
My car's full of electric.
So I looked up why ants do this, and apparently it's because they're fighting another colony.
They surround the invading ants and pull their limbs.
They're in like star formations.
And I can't tell what exactly they're doing.
If they're attacking something or they got my car.
Oh my car's electric, oh shit.
So I just got to my hotel and I'm like, wow, this hotel has a balcony.
That's awesome.
And I walk out here.
It's the back room!
Oh my god, it actually is!
What the f*** are we looking at here?
It's the back room!
No, you need to get out of there!
Oh, look at that badass manatee.
He's so cute and brown.
Is this a forbidden form of Riz?
How sweet.
Yo, ratcat, 21 months.
This labubu got a bit carried away.
this old man cactus it's cool i kind of like it i think it's pretty neat
ah
oh hi dang i want the chick for labor what they doing a lily pad on this
mama you already know that denny's been
slapping the wife's injury store to pick up that
lenginee last time we had the fattuccine
but we haven't that lenginee yet yes i love the lingo and the nicole
There you go, in three months.
Yeah, races, airheads, gummy bears.
Oh my gosh, never mind.
Is this another live-action remake?
Toyota.
Aw, cute.
Zero. We have zero.
Busy liberty, busy, busy, busy liberty, we can't say it.
This bear mistook the statue for a real wolf.
You gonna close the trunk?
Well, see, um, I have some concerns over the space here.
You can see out of the car.
Wait, let me just prepare my neck.
Yeah.
For compression.
Tommy, you're gonna close it, ready?
Close it.
This bird's favorite film is The Matrix.
Oh, he's rolling with the sound too, so cute.
They were doing this shit out of floor talk on the beach.
These VIP clients needed a police escort.
Guys, I'm not too sure, but I think the floor might be wet.
I'm not sure if it's wet.
I cannot confirm.
Hmm
They are they are gone bro, they are not sober
This is the largest zip line in the world spanning just under three kilometers in length
Look at her!
It's very painful, it's very...
Wow so scary!
Burger King didn't get me up the corner on the top of my burger.
I needed that for the date.
Slap and Goop has never looked so fun.
Yo, Timbo! 62 watts!
I think that sucks, soap!
So, I've been thinking?
So, I've been thinking.
Say!
What are you doing in the game?
Wow!
She gets an air for effort.
Brunselger, two years!
Is that a roach?
Oh my god.
Woohoo!
Ha ha be together
I've never seen a condor that needed to see before close your door for me
It's not even tight.
Ma'am, she's a caravan.
Yeah, I'm just parked down here at the...
Matter of fact, just come down here and meet me at the...
These manatees use this boat as a water fountain.
That's how my mom was talking to me this morning.
I wanted to see if I could melt concrete with the solar death ray.
So I aimed this giant lens at the surface of this sidewalk in my backyard.
The funneled sunlight from this giant lens melted the concrete in the lava, which requires
temperature over 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit or 1700 degrees Celsius.
Holy shit.
You can't take that frisbee in here, like that's too big. You can't fit through that.
Woah, stop, don't even try, it's like, bruh, it's so stupid.
No, what, what, what, it brings us freaky inside.
I need to give it, what the? There's no, what?
Yes!
I'm gonna finish the book.
Yes.
Make sure it's straight, okay?
Okay.
You're not counting, you're not counting!
This beauty dragon is the definition of chill.
He has a one in seven chance of getting it right.
What day is he born?
You don't mind me asking?
I'm gonna start on the first week.
Oh, this past year?
Okay, so that was Tuesday.
What's your birthday?
Okay, what year?
You don't mind me asking?
Oh, three, okay.
You were born on a Wednesday.
Yeah.
Why are you on my bed?
Oh my God!
I'm on my bed!
I'm here to see this dog breed before.
Oh my god, thanks for 7 months!
The whole on Retriever
If you enjoyed this video, you'll probably like this one as well
And I'll see you guys again very very soon
Later
Thank you Mr. Dailey
And another one
Another one
Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet
He decided to do something nice for his co-worker
Wow, amazing.
Did you go up?
It's only Coco, thanks for the 8 months.
I think I know who the evil sibling is.
It's you?
Dude.
You have a bowl friend who recently got a full horror system and it looks so real that I saw a clip of him and I was so fucking confused.
You dumb.
I was so fucking confused.
Yeah, August.
Yeah, I saw a clip of August on the League of Legends subreddit and he had a full head of hair.
And I opened the comments and the top comment was like since when did he have hair and then I
Mentioned it's where mutual friends. She was like. Oh, yeah, he got a full a full full two-pay thing
And we all tease him for it. I was like, oh, I thought it looked pretty realistic. I was impressed
Yeah, they called a hair system
Maybe because it doesn't sound as weird as like a wager
Chopay
Thank you
Yeah, I was watching too many horror movies
Hey, bro, do you want to watch some reels with me? Yeah, let's do it. All right
That looks funny.
I guess she isn't a morning person.
Happy birthday, oh no!
I mean, that's kind of terrifying.
Your family's standing on your bed in the dark with candles singing happy birthday.
He's kidding.
Whoa.
This bamboo never stood a chance.
This is a sharp sword.
Guess which fork I drew?
Neither of them.
Well, I saw you draw the right one.
This one?
Yeah, so this one's fake.
So I drew this one?
I think somehow the whole neighborhood knew he missed.
It was too obvious.
Bryce Wooder
A possum was on her doorstep stopping her from entering her home, so she called the police for help.
I don't know how to talk about this, and I've caught everybody that I know possibly be open for emergencies of this nature.
I would just like to get into my residence.
Baby is not funny!
You know how stupid I am right now?
I do.
Oh no!
You're so small as hell!
No!
This kid has some serious skills.
Oh, so good.
Oh my God.
How the hell is this?
Yes, it's under 13 knots.
Oh my God, look at that bang.
I look like my horses on last subsunday you could have like three kids in
there with a hat do you see it what is the point of that I almost didn't see it
yeah the shortest but I'm wondering what else I'm not seeing but do you see it
yet stop yourself this might be the best bathroom I've ever seen
Oh, Chef Koala, one tear!
I love Potanaclone.
And then...
Alright, we here at Rap Works.
About to have the Little Queen, the one underneath her world raptor of 8.5 inches.
What?!
What the fuck?
Did you see what I was doing with the little pants too?
This little guy was really nasty.
Crazy.
I don't know how she did that.
I'm gonna shred a cotton.
Cut a little bit of cotton.
captain. These guys completed a whole marathon. Oh my God, the people worst day ever that fucking
sucks. Vivid, thanks for one year. Perfect conditions out here today. Lovely flat ground,
firm a bit, two hours and ten laps. Coming to the final straight here with the trolley.
Thank you for deciding with me.
There is...
Thank you for deciding with me.
There you go.
I know you're a little young, so I'm not gonna tell you how old I am.
Who's there? Who's there? Who's there?
This might be the most bored kid I've ever seen.
Oh my god he's so bored.
I guess this really is the longest grind ever.
This was my favorite clip from this episode, but it did make me feel pretty old.
Wait, what?
How do I get to disc two, bro?
What year were you born?
Tell me how I'm there.
Did you just open the other side?
No.
Oh, he fits perfectly!
This is proof that moms aren't always right.
I'm not sure, mom.
This may be dangerous.
I'll be fine.
How's she trying to do it?
That's what she always says.
That's what you always say.
Brian Lee.
Caitlin Lee.
Ellie Ellie.
Ellen Lee.
Emily Lee.
is used to his owner being in the shower, and couldn't comprehend them being anywhere else.
Koda! Koda! Koda! Koda! Hey! Hey!
Celia, thanks for three months!
Oh my god! Thank you!
How old are you?
Guys, I'm in London. I'm enjoying the sunset. I got my ice cream.
It turns out if you wear a cowboy hat to the zoo, everyone believes you work there.
Well, that's fucking insane.
The water turning blue is caused by bioluminescence, which is a natural light created by varnipa
droughts that thrive in warm coastal waters.
It's a camera angle trick.
I can see that being what the actual is.
helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter helicopter
helicopter helicopter helicopter
weeeeee
helicopter helicopter
I got that 9 points
I'm sorry I know that was both satisfying but also incredibly unsatisfying
These sea creatures are known as Christmas tree worms.
When they detect a potential threat, they quickly retreat to safety.
I think he's been listening to too much radio hand.
Yo, still wet, stay for the prime.
That's cool.
It's pretty good.
I don't think that went how he planned.
Dude, I hate this car.
Like a glove.
$30 to the first person
That sings the ABCs out loud.
Alright let's go!
There you go man!
Let's go!
Thank you!
The selling is for $40!
This might be the most over-stimulating Uber I've ever seen.
Oh man, imagine being car sick in this blue screen of bushes.
Imagine being car sick in that car.
This is a type of bush cricket that is found in Southeast Asia.
Many Asian cultures use to collect these singing crickets to listen to their song.
Seriously Mr. Daily, you cut it off and move across?
Don't worry, I wouldn't leave you hanging like that.
I think a ghost is bringing in the garbage.
That's been like a small child in front of that, right?
I'm not judging. It's a beautiful gift. I got it.
Five feet of six for six months.
And I'm not trying to laugh and you did a good pick me up.
And you did a good like self care thing. Who bought me this?
Who bought me this?
In hindsight, maybe that was a bad idea.
I thought the curvy one of those, but I'm scared to use it.
Because I feel like I'm going to look terrifying.
Show us somewhere in my bathroom I'd have to find it.
I'll find it and maybe I'll do it.
This chicken never skips chest dang.
This guy is the Master of Shadow Puppets.
Now why is a guy sitting sitting to talk out?
I shouldn't sit at the top of the hill.
I think we really need to get out of here.
Parker, this is a Christmas!
He's a fire fighter.
Fireman!
Is a bird filming this?
Chicken, brown rice, lettuce, tomatoes,
no sour cream, cheese, and fajitas.
If you enjoyed this video, I think you'll probably like this one as well, and I'll see you guys again over very soon. Later.
One more? I think one more, and then I will play 60S.
These Super Vile videos broke my brain.
Oh, this is kind of a long one. Maybe I'll save this one, actually.
Hmm, or maybe some other kind of video?
I think we should watch, otherwise I will probably just play my game.
Welcome, Dee.
You're busy and I'm fine with it.
Oh, yes.
Is this like a Twilight Princess mod?
Oh, it's a PC port!
Guys, we can't!
No Nintendo's gonna come for you, guys!
Wow, wow!
No, you can't do this, Nintendo's gonna get your ass, bro!
They're gonna get your ass!
Lots of people have streamed it.
I mean, that- that does- well, I mean, if anyone's gonna get in trouble and probably the developers, I guess...
I don't know.
Don't know.
What? What?
Ah!
Ah, she back!
She got your credit card too!
Fuck!
Okay guys, all the loot, no!
So we... fell... pretty bad.
That sucks.
And my foot.
Y'all the grey moon.
Fucking suck.
Feels bad.
Alright, let's play some CS.
It is gaming time.
It's time to play the game.
time to play the game time to play the game
okay I'll play a couple CS games and then I'm gonna play Witcher into the
evening. Yo, dude, is anything for the 20 months?
Hello.
Okay.
Okay, I need three more wins to get my placement.
Yo, Link Apollo, thanks for three months.
Okay, can I...oh shit, I gotta buy some keys.
Hold on, I gotta buy some keys for my cases.
Okay.
That's about 34 games.
Bro, it's not that bad.
It's really not that bad.
Like it'll be like six games more max.
Six more max.
That was so close.
These boxes are such disgusting little teases.
Fucking disgusting.
Terrible.
Are you mad yes I have purple sure
Give me something good no more blue. I'm sick of blue damn it dude
There's no more blue.
Well, is the necklace a duck or a swan?
I think it's a swan.
It came with some shirts I bought.
Alright, I'm just going to let them in.
Yo, Snake, thanks for the 18 months.
Ow!
What is your problem?
Montserralla keeps biting my ankles every time I stream.
She never does it when I'm not streaming.
Maybe she's trying to tell me to shut up.
Picking away at them dogs.
Eeww.
Eeww, eeww, eeww.
Eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww, eeww.
Let's play Dust2 everybody!
Yeah! Dust2 every fucking game!
Let's do- ahhh!
We're playing nuke. What's the default push to talk button?
Maybe even though I'm a woman maybe I'll try
talking in comms today and maybe I won't get
maybe I won't have a horrible time it's K.
I don't know if it's working.
Will there be some kind of pop up if it's working?
I'm pressing K and I don't see anything.
Let's see.
uh
Push to talk
Mouse for
It works I'm scared
I'm scared what if they're being to me cuz I'm
I genuinely scared this
I hear one or two running around inside, I think.
I got one!
I'm dead!
I'll let 2v2.
Calm down!
Reload!
Oh, tear left.
I won, Murphy.
I don't know where the last guy is.
What the heck is going to be?
Yeah, that's gonna be...
I appreciate your reminder.
I'm glad to talk to the team well well well what should I say you should hide
somewhere better bro to your right to your left to your left my streamer
Rob 221, want to play 1v1 Tetris against for $1,000. Also permission to swag out?
Yo fight, kid, thanks a little 50 months.
Dude, isn't your Rob good at Tetris?
Oh man!
Yo nuke, 7 months.
I hope you have a good day.
Thanks.
Uh, we're saving, right?
I wish we could save you, by the way.
I'm just gonna full save, I guess.
You should say, hey, gamers!
See it, see it, see it, we kill them, and then we go home.
Well, remember the one time I heard another girl in CS and I got so excited and then I realized it was a guy with a voice changer?
Remember that?
I'm dead.
Okay, it was a safe round. That's okay.
You are part of the problem- WHAT PROBLEM!
I was excited cause I was like, oh my god, someone like Meenak cause I was being a fucking
creepo or something.
Unlike you guys who probably would be fuckin' creepos.
What is this guy doing?
It's got the Dark Souls profile picture too.
A crouch thanks for the gift sub to Huun.
What?
Oh, no.
I'm top-fragging that these are going to lose.
Nooooooo!!
Apathetic, thanks for 29 months.
I
Walks a rel is making biscuits on me
Cooked.
So, cooked.
Have you tried winning?
Oh!
Yeah, they're going to peek us for sure.
They love rushing us.
I
Damn I fucking suck
Peek again.
So, um...
Oh, um.
Flat!
I'm glad you're in the bomb.
The bomb has been planted.
You're in the stairs.
Yay!
Y'all got it.
We want a fucking round.
I can't believe this.
We have money too.
I
Wait a second this person's name is duchess ice do you think that's a girl
I just don't want to be the only girl in the whole lobby if I'm gonna talk you know
the
Crouch got me.
Put the knife out and everything.
Oh, it's so cropped.
Let's go outside.
Um, do you like to have Rush up at Moby?
That's really annoying.
I don't think we should give up anymore.
I don't know anymore. I just got outside.
Alright. It's come back. Thanks for 19 months.
Yo, am I up? Am I up?
Hello.
Oh!
Ahem!
What an A!
Damn, I got caught.
Nice smoke.
Unfortunate.
At least I still have money.
I guess.
Move it, move it.
I was like, I was gonna get this guy cuz he's always lurking
No pushing secret.
This is horrible.
I'm just stomping around everywhere.
Just go wherever the fuck he wants.
You'll garner that 41 once.
Don't give a fuck.
guys we gotta step it up or I'm gonna get a 1k rating that would not be good
I
Think I shot right between his fucking legs dude
Oh, they're both there.
Wow, he actually got him.
That was nasty.
Very nasty.
Now is the time.
I thought there was a teammate with me.
I guess not.
My bad.
Flashing yourself, that was not my flash!
Don't worry guys, we get the reverse sweep when we're on CT.
You just have to believe.
I
Crouched and stopped shooting and everything
I got an assist. So, I at least hit him a little.
He's in B, he's in B, he's in B, he's in B, he's in B, he's in B, he's in B.
Oh, my god, we couldn't even win that round.
tragedy oh the misery oh the misery don't worry guys we win 12 in a row on ct
I see.
It's probably someone watching the bomb right now.
Oh yeah.
Smoked it!
He's on the hunt
five
He's right there, isn't he?
Woooah!
Amazing!
Guys, now we win, um, 11 in a row.
Crushy Penguin, thanks for 49 months.
Don't even worry. Don't even worry. Don't look at the score. Yeah, just don't don't look at the score. It's fine.
Don't even worry about it.
Offer secret.
Wow!
Team traded you worth! I didn't even get anything!
Come on, dude.
Where's Leni?
Leni!
Leni! Where is he?
Lennah!
Where is this guy?
He's doing some crazy sneaky shit.
He's gonna be A, right?
I'll be actually.
Yay!
Woohoo!
Hello sir!
This guy looks scary.
free. Let's give it to the
boys.
Oh
Brother
Happy one month part-hands emoji sky red nation in two months
you can't spray with the deagle really it feels so good to spam on though
Oh nice try save we're three to
11 dude
Oh guys, I think they know
Guys, it's just a warm-up game... whatever.
Embarrassing.
You think so?
Really?
I was gonna try to stay alive
We're only outside from Lobby.
Smoke!
I
Know
Oh
My god
Gun! Gun! Yes! No shot! How can this be? Oh my god! Well I use the FAMAS so much.
I don't know it's cheapish and I like it more than the other cheap guns. I think
I think it is not that great, but I like it more than the SMGs.
So, Mr. Halfhole, thanks for 47 months!
When will you finally cosplay Russell?
I don't know, when I get around to it.
Everyone's been fiending for the Russell cosplay, so...
Yeah, that's the gen number, yeah.
The fucking reload cooked me, man!
Hey, they do have numbers, it's three to two.
Standing there, I'm sorry.
I didn't- I didn't expect to run out of bullets.
Uh-oh.
Okay, one more?
This gameplay reminds me of Marlon Malfon.
Oh no!
But we- but we won though! But we won though!
Marlon didn't win his league game.
Or...
Just wait for this comeback, guys.
It'll be crazy! It'll be crazy!
Um, now.
Drop D, 29 months.
I freaking love cheese, Parmesan cheese is my favorite, even though I don't have a cat
named Parmesan cheese.
How did they plant it, how?
How did they plant?
What?
Welp, GG.
Unless...
Clutch it!
AHHHHH!
Well, that was a warm-up game.
And my least favorite map.
Fuck, dude, fuck Nuke!
I think I voted to ban, um, Dust when I meant to vote to play on Dust.
Fuck.
Oh, no.
Oh my my bad, you know my bad. I fucked up
Yeah, that that was my bad
Okay, well I'll open in game whatever
9 out of 10, people ready!
Nope.
Knife right here, guys, watch this!
I was just kidding!
Knife right here, guys, ready?
Watch this shit!
FUCK!
Nice right here guys ready
Fuck
Nice right here
Well
Nice time guys, ready?
Ooh!
Wow!
Yeah, Reacher, thanks for 26 months.
Minimal wear?
Okay, I like this.
We will take that.
It will be recycled for a trade-up later.
Or maybe we'll keep it.
Nice right here ready nice right here nice right here
Oh god. Four more keys and I have to buy more. But I think that my PayPal's not locked today,
so that's good.
Let's roll.
Guys, the rankings are getting even worse in the lobbies.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. This is going to be crazy. See, like people want to play Mirage. We haven't
Played Mirage in a while.
CT, please.
I can't take it anymore.
I think I just don't like attacking.
I don't know.
Yo, not, not sure nabbit, thank you for the prime.
Welcome.
I see some people have actual character skins and they look pretty nice, but I don't know
I don't know if I've ever seen a woman one.
Sherlock, 6 to 29 months.
I got one.
I'm just gonna stay alive for pressure, I'm scared.
Oh my god.
Rotate!
Ah!
Where's the team?
Why is this guy going all the way around?
Okay, two of you won, you got this.
Come on, blue, clutch up.
He was supposed to be the protecting him.
Wow!
No kit though.
Dude.
This camera has to win.
Dude...
No time, so sad.
Very, very sad.
Ugh!
meow meow meow meow meow meow meuuo
They killed our guy.
I thought I saw another guy down there.
Cat, wait where's cat in this?
Oh cat's in the middle right?
Wait is cat the middle on this map?
Wait, no one's on B!
Oh my god!
Ain't no way, how did, okay.
He's probably embarrassed right now, it's okay.
We gotta go though
Dude, please please oh my god
It's fine I don't even care
We should have won both those rounds for sure.
Okay, they're middle.
I
See that oh, it's Dutchess ice on the enemy team now
This is so sad.
Okay, I believe this is our round.
We win now.
I
Ouch
vote kick this motherfucker I voted yes
We can still win guys.
How?
Oh nice try.
Well, good try.
guys I think I'm gonna get like 2000 rating or something
Cherrydome two months.
Hi Emmy, three.
Hello.
The bomb has been planted.
Behind you!
That's okay.
We just need one round, and then we can take it all back.
Then the snowball will begin, and everything will be fine.
Let's give it to the boys.
I
Don't even know you could do that
There's a vet there
Oh, it's six. Yo, hi, May. Thanks for 10 months. What the fuck? Wow, the spray is pretty good.
Oh
Munchkin 43 months and Doremo 18 months
Gulp
Uh-oh, he knows where he is.
Oh, no, he's here!
He's here!
God!
Ah!
Oh my God!
What the fuck was that?
Oh my God, that was crazy.
That was crazy.
Oh my God.
That was insane.
Oh, wow.
Crazy oh my god, that was insane. Oh
Crazy
Wow
He said we got this he's feeling hyped up now
They're doing the same shit, I'm just going to go out and go to the east.
I'm not tapped in, are we playing CS for fun?
Or practicing for summoning?
Sorry, sorry!
Oh no...
Oh no, I feel so bad.
Oh no.
Oh my fucking god.
I feel so bad.
You're a tiger, thanks for the three months.
He had to be low.
Crazy.
Tiger, thanks for the gifted.
No dying challenge!
Okay guys, let's do the no dying challenge.
Starting now!
Ready?
Dude, I'm getting so depressed, I might have to bless out the cold McNuggets from this
morning, you know.
I didn't hit shit, but he died.
fuck!
Nice try.
attack sighted map guys
No
go on a yo ace defective nine months
Where they're not gonna be
Yeah, we won
Let's go
Is it winnable? I don't know.
Probably not.
Come on, come on, chop chop.
They really like cats.
Fuck!
Oh, I got two.
Oh!
Nice.
2v2, but they don't have a lot of time. They have one kit.
Only one? Or 2v1?
No!
The guy with the kit died!
I don't think he has time.
What?
I think he cut, he maybe cut off. It wasn't close though.
So sad
Your tights on all oh my god
This is good.
Oh that was nasty!
What the fuck?
Go plant!
What?
Oh my god.
Well?
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Well?
I have the bomb guys, don't worry.
I believe
I believe for nothing.
Why is that bringing out the cold chicken nuggets?
I still have a whole 10 pack.
I bought one 10 pack, but for some reason they gave me two.
So I had a lot of leftovers.
I
Stop one up. Oh gg
Wow, so sneaky, I bet they have no idea.
Okay, one more!
It can't get worse.
Oh, fuck, I have to buy more keys.
Okay.
One second.
I need something good.
I think I bought the wrong keys by the way
Okay, guys, this is like easy... Hello. Yo. Yo. There's a girl here! I'm so happy!
Wait, I'll actually talk to these people.
Talking, only because there's a girl?
Well, it's like, let's say, like, um, well, I haven't compared this to.
Like say you're in like a foreign country and you're you're in like a part of town where you're not sure if like
Someone's gonna like if people are gonna like rob or kill you
But then you meet one other person who speaks English like of course you're gonna want to go around with that person
That's how it feels to meet a girl in CS
Let's roll.
Emeru coming through clutch with the dang clown and nox.
Sir Jack, thank you.
Emeru 0.
Thank you, Time Twitch.
Relax buddy, it's a fucking game.
No, it's not!
This is a war zone!
and it's just getting worse and worse and worse it's horrible
I gotta be someone go run me wait a second uh who's who's uh I know I got
That might not be a girl.
That's okay.
I thought that was a girl. I was so happy.
Whatever. I mean, I said hi and they didn't say anything, so they probably don't care.
Cats? I know, I mean, apps? Is it apps?
Yeah, that's definitely a kid.
Oh no, it's me, it's Pete's bee.
Fuck!
Oh no.
That was bad.
Oh!
Let's go, Eco.
Let's go.
Go, go, go.
Is CS not like a 13 and up game?
I guess some kids their voices don't drop till they're older though.
I had a few friends like that.
Seems like we're done.
Artit, you see all of them?
No snitches?
Oh, I don't care.
I was just like, huh?
Sounds like a little baby.
Holy grinning.
Why did my knife come out?
Oh man, there is only one left.
There's like nine female skins, you can buy them off steam market.
Distract your team with Jiggle physics.
Orange you can buy this huge kid
Now we're some like
Granger works
Because you're not gonna have enough money the next round either if you if you
I really thought this kid was a girl
first
I think there's still one more mid.
You have one cat.
Yeah, that's the one cat.
Oh my god!
We'll take that I guess.
How do I get 2 kills with 26 damage?
The actual kill beef.
Disgusting KS'er.
I'm sorry.
Are you willing to give a gun or no?
Remember, this is bandit country.
Shoot the real guns.
Wait, why am I reloading? I'm such an idiot. Why did I reload?
All right, all right.
No!
Last one, uh...
That girl comes around and look at you fumbling, brother, that's not...
It's not a...
I thought we already established this.
I'm the only bitch who died!
Oh my god!
I
Orange
Danger going in.
Cap.
I didn't see any cap.
Evermore.
To home!
Are they apps?
They got this
I got it this time, don't worry
You've been a lip someone whose testicles haven't dropped more you girl you
Don't I don't want to hear about that gosh
God damn it.
I think it's high.
Playing God's smoke.
Yeah.
Grenade out!
Grenade out.
Yep, hit me.
Holy God!
Any AKs, any AKs?
Oh, there was one there.
I'm too slow though.
Hey, we're in the lead now!
I'll go watch window.
Which one's window?
Oh, the mid.
I mean, mid.
Mid.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I can hear you.
Watch me, it's the watch.
Oh, there's someone there.
They got a lot of anime girl pictures on the enemy team.
Quite a few.
Thanks for 8 months.
I'm not gonna rest with you.
I am ready for this.
Shake and nugget.
Come on, come on, come on.
I ain't no smoke.
Mid.
What? How did I not hit?
Someone right there.
Uh, at window purple. You can grab it if you want to.
Throw your flash back.
I'll push through the here.
Oh my fucking god. That was so bad.
Oh dear. Wolfman, six months.
Yeah, I don't know.
Can someone go when they'll send me?
I don't like it.
Uh-oh.
Is it B?
Uh, I don't think so.
Pretty good.
Now we're peeking haven't I?
AHHHHHH
What the fuck?
And now I am broke.
uh switch day because i'm good at watching cat
didn't he just say he's not good at cat i'll go to a
oh okay we're all good a
okay we'll watch okay now watch the head come on brown
you know doggy thanks for three months
see that might be I hear some back here
He he he he with my pistol yo Evan thanks for 20 gifted subs holy moly
thanks Evan fuck I hit him a little bit god damn it thank you Evan thank you
Wow, we won!
That was a save run for me too. Thanks Evan and Eggman. Thank you for the gift sub. Oh my gosh!
Chaos Fruit Lift, thank you for the 20 king court. Thank you for the five tempered lion. Thank you for the five.
Why is everyone always gifted at the same time? I don't understand.
River, thank you for the fives. Thank you. Oh, it's a treasure train again!
Oh my god, okay. Well that makes sense.
It's like what why?
I'm always getting the damn treasure train. Yeah. Oh, thank you for the 20 s. Dottie. Thanks for 52 months to carry singing for the five
Thank you
Thank you, Kuba curfee. Thanks for the 10
apps apps apps
What
One kind of cat
Oh, there's three more.
Where are they?
I don't know if I should try to be moving, but...
They could come behind us from mid, I'm scared!
I gotta keep an eye on all these different entr-
AHH!
No, he's got an AWP.
Oh brother.
Oh, brother.
Oh my god, Copa Fela, thank you for the 10.
Smooth, thank you for the bits.
Bold Zen, thank you for the 10.
Eggman, thank you for the gift.
Itachi, thanks for 20.
Takoka, thank you for the 5.
Kuma Curry, thanks for the 10.
Oh my goodness, thank you guys.
So many gift subs.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Sorry, I was locked in.
I'm broke.
Oh, shit.
I should have sold my FAMAS and got a diffuse, but time.
Yo, tits, titty, thank you for the sub.
Thank you, Anonymous, thank you for the 10.
Wow.
OK.
On my way.
Oh
So again, thanks for the fire. Oh
My goodness so much yo Ali. Thank you for the 20 gifted. Holy frick
So many good subs. Thank you guys. Thank you
Last one's behind the crates, the boxes.
He has all up, so.
Yo, tits, titty, titty, titty, thank you for the ten.
Thank you, thank you.
Yo, yo, it's Joe, thank you for the five.
Wow, crazy, true, true, true.
What?
That's their name!
It's titty, titty, read it!
Is this 1.5k rating? Um, close. It's like, 4-4 something.
Great man, I think, for the 5. I'm pretty new to the game. I fucking suck, but I'm trying my best!
I'm trying to learn! Oh no. Just, just...
Playtime.
Which is what I should have done.
Back.
None of us thank you
Where's our thing for the five?
All right, I've been an old
Whoopsie my bad bro my bad
Yeah, what kid curthulu thanks for the six months
Someone by flash. Oh, yeah wolf pack. Thanks for the fire. Oh my lord
Thank you
Where we going OB
bomb guy
Purple
Okay, and it worked I spoke in voice chat
I did, I did.
He's low, one guy's low.
I'm just gonna hide, low key.
Two coming, cap.
Don't ever see it coming.
I'm sorry, raid and shaft, thanks for the 10 gifted infinite wisdom, thank you, thank
you, fuck dude, I'm sorry raid and shaft, thanks
Thanks for the resubs. Wow level 15 treasure train. Thank you guys
Okay
Okay, crazy strats yo max. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
Charge!
RAAAAAAAH!
The market too.
Two market, green, orange.
Why are we- AHHHHHH!
Bedhead, thanks for the gift sub.
And Trindy, thank you for the bits.
Wait, I had the bomb?
I wasn't even paying attention, dude.
Oh my fucking god, whoops!
Johnny thanks for 10 gifted!
Wow!
We're almost back to 12k already, it's crazy.
Mid, okay.
One, uh, left side of B.
guys I don't know what to say to that what the fuck I mean better than what
What's happened with me, I guess?
Mac10Rush, this kid's so silly.
Henry, thanks for the gift sub.
Nevermind, the guest.
Wait, he sounds kind of sad.
I'll do it with him.
He said nevermind, I guess.
Oh my god, this kid's a genius.
I'm scared.
I should use my pistol instead of the fucking SMG.
What is this guy doing?
Dude, hell yeah! You know what? Hell yeah!
Turn it out!
Duke him! Duke him!
Oh my god, he's so cocked.
No way!
Oh my god.
So stupid.
Oh my god. So stupid. That was awesome.
Incredible stuff guys.
some cats on me maybe
I really tried something fancy just didn't work
Watch underpass
Is this underpass I am cat
Why did I crouch
Like actually what is wrong with me?
Weeees!
Thank you for the 5!
Thanks Least!
Thank you!
Oh man, the AWP.
Come on kid, you got this!
I think you did it though!
That was sick.
They should have honestly not faked that.
They have three people, I didn't need to.
Give him your poop knife.
He deserves better.
Dude, the poop knife is worse than the default knife.
Why is he standing on the trash can?
I'll fly.
I'll have the bomb.
I think we should go B. Orange, purple, come.
Or B1, dude.
Good call!
Yeah, so we can all rush him.
Oh, yellow watch.
That's
Yeah
Bomb has been planted
Should we go
Hey
Do we got shit on
I can't get a single kill bro I have 12 what do you mean that's more than uh the kid
what how does that make me jackass it's just facts
It's just objectively a truth.
Purple, are you there?
Oh.
Now is the time.
Trash, guys.
Don't go watch your underpass, dude.
I got it.
I'm so blind, dude. I didn't see him right away.
I heard a plant.
It think it's, uh, A.
They're all running. They're all running kind of go pee.
Guys sliding walk me. Green sliding walk me.
Go go go. You guys go.
Gulp.
can they pull it off oh they're all there one more
way crazy nice guys that was also oh try to watch me it might have all four
the same thing same weapon I have
fucking oh my god fucking clown shit we all tried to go through the same time
stopped looked at each other and then went through
One window.
Green, go cats, I got you.
What the pistol?
There's still one window.
The kids are MVP.
I
Buy everything last round green you can buy off if you want and
I'm just gonna leave I don't need to be pushing this
If you can, uh, come be, uh, through here, or, yeah, just keep watching me.
Oh!
AHH!
Where was that?
He's on it.
It's gonna be, it's gonna be.
All my shots.
Come on.
We're bumping.
Hide, hide, everybody hide.
There's no spots.
Hide!
I think I hear him.
The connector.
Is he spawned?
Just hide. Wait until he diffuses so no one dies.
Woohoo! I win! I can't believe this. I died 20 times.
I only need two more wins for my rank!
But I think maybe it's witcher time perhaps or should I do some more? Should I go again?
One more okay one more
Wait I bought the wrong keys
Fuck
Oh my god, what is wrong with me?
Embarrassing.
Okay, I'm gonna see if I can pee before the queue pops.
Okay, I'll be right back.
No!
Nooo!
Dammit!
Can't afford to take 30 months!
This is a tragedy!
Absolute tragedy!
How can this be?
Fuck!
How can this be?
A reason to open more cases?
Well, I have to buy more fucking keys because I bought the wrong fucking keys.
Oh my such a...
Alright, here we go, it's gold time.
There are no knives in the recoil case.
Then what do you get for gold on recoil?
Oh, gloves.
Oh, that's fine.
Gloves right here, guys.
Just kidding.
I hate the color blue.
Oh
Brother
Ah
Any time now, when's the last time I got like a red?
It's been a long time I think.
It's been quite a while.
Yes, long, long ago.
Long, long, long ago.
Ah!
This is only ever blues, dude!
Get this shit out of here.
No more of that, please.
No more of that.
No more.
Mirage again.
Meow.
Let's roll on.
Meow.
Let's roll.
Yeah.
I think this case is 50 guys on that team.
Wow.
Yeah.
Carry me in CS, please. Swagsybear, Swagsybear.
Swagsybear, I can't even carry myself.
What do you mean red
Yeah, you guys like those comms
I got the bomb
If I give them the AK, I'm gonna be so mad at myself.
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I didn't do shit guys I was trying to do the
I think I just look like a weirdo, like I'm crazy.
I don't think it works.
He looked like a weirdo anyway.
Oh, well.
He's a mid-scene sneak.
I shot him.
I'm throwing a flashbang.
WOOOOOO!
I got a flashbang.
Sorry, I'll move the mic away a little bit.
Sorry.
Take your meds!
I don't- what?
For what?
For being happy?
Let's go, let's go!
Happy
Bitch bitch bitch
I like I'm screaming and someone's just spamming League of Legends Pagman, League of Legends
Lelan's Pagman, Lelan's Pagman.
You might go beat his son.
No.
Just cause I got excited.
You dig nice again.
Thanks.
I don't want you guys going first just run behind the wall
I was gonna sit right here yellow
I don't even need to put my hands on the keyboard.
I told you.
I can't do the face.
I just look scary.
uh oh we're 3v5
I don't like that.
Scary.
Let's go into the up.
You guys are so funny.
damn they have quite a few ops
I think we go back to a violence of action in speed I'm out of water in case you were
wondering.
I shot too low.
guys it's all falling apart
yo, holy moly, thanks for watching
Yo, holy moly, thanks for two months.
League of Legends, Pac-Man!
My water go...
Fuck.
Go around.
Charlie, they're not watching this with a sniper.
Dinkle-Dong has his pistol out.
Oh, dear.
It's not good at all.
No pussy ass bitch, I'm going to die.
And it's all falling to pieces just like that, League of Legends, Pac-Man.
Heroes of the Storm!
I forgot about Heroes of the Storm.
What a flop.
Pretty sad actually. I actually thought it was a decent game.
I
Hate fucking offers, dude. Oh
To be to they could do this the bomb over there, but the bomb over there, but
Oh shit.
No scope.
Dude he knows where you are.
Oh no no no!
Oh my god no way!
That's crazy.
He got so lucky, the jump worked!
What if we just go somewhere else?
Yeah, what if we just go somewhere else, okay, never mind
So
No way, give me that.
And now I'm donating it.
I don't want it.
I'll play some mid.
The AWP is easy to use, and not for me.
Not for me.
Jump again.
I have one health.
the fs that f**king molotov
oh my god there's no way
i can't believe it dude
i can't believe it
that's so sad
oh my god
That was amazing.
I'm buying another one.
I saw a bounce back and I was like, oh my god, no. This cannot be.
Ouch.
Okay.
Oh, he's mad.
It's just little ol' me with my molotov.
No!
You bitch!
Well, I tried.
I mean, six to six.
it's not that bad you know it's not that bad
Oh, there's only one left.
Yo, I'm in chat.
Why did we all run after the guy instead of covering the bomb?
X-Man, yo! Thanks for fifty-four months.
I'm top-fragging, that means we're gonna lose.
Oh, darn.
Come on, come on, chop chop!
I just want to try it.
Nice.
We did it!
I don't think I even hit anyone that round though.
Actually, maybe I hit him a little bit.
All right fuck it big spend
They're under under under.
Oh, it's only one left.
Damn!
Leaked.
Yo, Sisyphus, thanks for one year!
all
of
Yo, let me molly stairs on a before you smoke it
Come on, come on, I guess I'll go be then guys. All right, what about metal?
Yag ski, thanks for eight months
Oh
Okay
Yeah
I
Guess I'll go middle again
I
Didn't know that was there
I'm stuck.
He's rolling flashbacks.
We're need out.
WOOOOO!
I have a kit, brother!
That's okay, I guess we have time.
Any AK's any AK's I
Really don't like using flashbangs. It's like the the main utility. I still like never ever use and I already don't use utility that much
Yeah, I love, I love the molly.
Oh no!
You say you hate Oxbow, you don't use flashbangs?
the correlation genuine question oh my god they're good against ops oh because
it's hard for him to look away. That makes sense.
You got this man.
Rob Christy, thanks for picking up. Thanks for 15,000 months.
Maybe I'll try
Hopping mid. I hate the hop.
Yo, Kelthug in. Thanks for four months.
I hate it.
Oh, it's, I think it's B.
Oh, like that? Yeah, I understand now.
Well, now I can know to use that against offers now.
Well, he saved his off at least.
They probably just go B again, I would think.
Guys, this game's so close, it's 10-9.
I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make it to this point.
But if I can't make it to the last one.
Where's the bomb guy?
Yay!
Give me that!
Actually, this one.
two more
let's go
it's the entry out
League of Legends Pac-Man
smoke
BitCat.
Hey, Emmy.
I just wanted to say that watching your Twitch streams and YouTube clips have gotten me through the toughest year of my life.
That was a game.
Even though I've only been able to sub a few times total, I've been a fan for a couple years now and I'd just like to say, thank you for being you.
Thanks, Iron Skull. Hope you're doing well.
Thanks for watching the streams and clips and stuff.
Oh, just one guy.
They got this in the bag!
This game is over!
I feel like he's just running B probably.
That's what I would have done.
Heroes of the Storm time?
Wait, so is Heroes of the Storm completely unplayable now?
Or did they just close down and go like, oh no.
It is still pliable?
I see.
I'm pouring the water into my Kirby cup.
Oh
Come on team we got this
Oh no, guys help!
Oh my god dude they like rushed in I was like I gotta move yeah I should have thrown a molly
but there is a smoke up there I thought you can't smoke inside or you can't molly inside
the smoke. Uh oh. You can't, yeah. Cooked! Like a chicken.
I was well saved.
Uh oh.
11 to 11.
one more
one's there in the mid
Yay!
Oh, hi, Montsebleau!
Hello, little cheese.
Come here.
Oh, she's stepping on my keyboard.
No, get off. Get off.
That's right now.
No.
Ugh.
I feel like they won't go.
Be now.
Motz, can you move please?
I can't see!
Oh my god, no!
one's under under with bomb oh my god no I should have just hid I don't know what I was thinking
bomb was under so he's probably gonna go A
the
left left left
the
Holy fuck, no way it's a tie.
What?
Bruh.
Wait, overtime.
Whoa.
We can do it, guys! Right?
Let's move out.
Ready.
Throwing smoke.
Throwing fire.
Mid.
Bombs on catwalk.
That's an op-down.
Okay, one more.
Yeah!
Okay, one more.
Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
Hmm.
Get up.
I'm going in.
Free Molly!
Just wanted to give you the best news on the upcoming Witcher DLC.
Nuke went cards.
Oh, hell yeah.
What?
I can't believe I didn't hit him.
They got him cornered like a little rat.
Or maybe not I thought he was behind the van
He's gonna go under today
Shifty watch the mid, you can get a mid if you're gonna save.
He's on site.
The bomb has been planted.
You're using the bomb. Good work.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, there's no way they go be again, right?
God, I wish I had a cruel knife.
Oh, wow.
Oh wow. They are cooking!
Under, he's under.
Bye.
Yay.
Let's do this!
Yeah, one more!
Okay!
What the...
There's a lot of them.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
What the... where?
I should have used my U-Till, he's right.
I almost clutched.
That was so scary!
I saw him peeking through the crack.
I started panicking.
It was so scary.
I'm overshadowing.
Now is the time.
Sure, I have to be real.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
Oh my god!
What happens in double overtime? I've never had this happen before.
Is this just a tie?
Nooo...
What the shit?
All of that for a tie?
All that for a tie.
No.
It can't be.
Whoa pink nice. I've already gone one of those before though
Look on the bright side. Oh wait, there is none
Just just toxic for no reason this chat no reason to be like that at all
What's your- what's your fucking problem?
Oh yeah, that round where I mullied myself in the face on 1 HP!
If that didn't happen, we would have won, maybe.
Oh, it's just tanking in.
You were toxic to a child carrying you. When was I toxic to the child?
I
Said he was doing a great job and when he asked for everyone to buy those stupid little
SMG pistols and no one answered him and he sounded sad. I bought one. I
Was nice to him
I need it too!
Let's go my Brota!
And like it says, thank you for the, the bits. Oh and cat kitchen, thank you for the five months prime.
My chat is just filled with nothing but my ops.
Is that crazy?
Okay, maybe we can trade up something good to make up for all the suffering.
I can't dude, I don't have enough skins, I need more skins!
Oh my lord, ridiculous, ridiculous.
Put the Geralt feet emote away.
I don't need to see that shit after what I just went through on Counter Strike.
I really don't need to see that.
Did they god for these recap things
Oh
Amazing
Yeah, I was out getting stuff for my my gear
Okay, but I kind of want to play some
I need four more pieces for the castle gear, though.
Oh wait, all the voice.
Talk to Yennefer, okay.
Well, let's do that.
Oh my god, I hate wearing headphones and ear buds, I feel so free.
fucking bless
Wear a headset well, I don't like wearing headsets because
Makes my hair flat and you know
You know, it's very important my hair doesn't look flat very very important
And I don't like earbuds because I don't like the sound being that close to my eardrum like get the fuck
Get out! Like, I hate it! I hate it so much, but I at least wear them for playing shooter games now.
Excuse me, guys.
I don't like it being directly in my ear.
This shit sucks.
Buy a real headset? How's what I have?
Oh, hi, Yad. I see you like floating women. Hello, Martha.
Oh, honey, rest.
Meet yourself.
I'm afraid the dish was just as good as it gets in this establishment, Imlerith, was
Is that your idea or series?
Spare me your lecture about responsibility.
Stop looking, Bruno.
A man who says he's not guilty.
What was that girl's spine on?
You have 420 tops and things for the six months.
Thank you.
What are you doing here?
Dude, she's creeping.
Look at her.
Oh my God, the other girls got her all out.
I'm just going to stop this marker.
We just wear a blouse.
Amazing.
I also know the identity of a man who escaped from it.
The music is always so loud in this cave.
I can barely hear the voice acting.
Is this some kind of shrike club?
Uh, yeah, basically.
It's dandelions business.
Who's this?
What?
Why is he so...
Wait, who's this?
Why is he so dirty?
dirty this is a dandelion's place wait where wait I thought he worked here are
own this place best run and get him on my way get back here get back here
All right, he's fast. Get back here!
What? No, no, no, no, no, no!
Darryl! Darryl, nothing can't- oh my god!
Dude! Dude! Dude!
Dude, I caught you, I'm like right here, dude, like, what, what was that?
Dude, like, I'm literally ahead of you now.
I said I'd found him, not that I'd spoken to him.
What do you want from me?
Let me be!
Calm down, we just want to chat.
And then stick a shave between my ribs.
Leave me in the gutter.
Look at us.
Do we look like bandits to you?
Kind of, look at your hood.
Oh, I've been forgetting to remind people, uh, don't forget to redeem raffle tickets
if you want to win some gifts.
You can only redeem one for stream with channel points.
I think I'm gonna draw them soon.
Draw the winner soon.
Drink up. It'll help.
Thanks. What do you want?
To get into Daerod.
What an answer.
Tell them you practice magic, they'll look you up like it'd be split.
We need to get in without anyone noticing.
Tell us how you escaped and get on with your life.
They say no one gets out of Daerod.
life. They say no one gets out of D-Rod alive. So they say, I thought, why not try it dead?
But they burned the corpses. They didn't start burning them until they burned an old fennel
up myself and escaped. Before, they dropped the stiffs into a great pit. Fits connected
to the sewers. They chopped the coin to your witcher funk.
We have four killers, six or 21 months.
to die in my own terms. So theoretically, we can get in the way you got out. Assuming
we don't mind the company decomposing corpses. Assuming you can squeeze through the grout.
They bar the outlet of the river after I escaped. Looker, explosives could take care of that.
For half the city to hear us? I have a better plan. Oxenfurt was built on the other rooms.
Which have to connect to the sewers somewhere wait, can I just go ahead and upgrade some of my cat armor with the new new schematic things?
I found
They say I found a guarded then I keep it Vicovaro
Five guards from which out us the worst treks rabid fanatics
If you believe you will be due to folk, torture every day, the wheel, the rack, we only knew
peace on holidays when they tricked themselves and lied.
They're allowed to drink on duty.
Not officially, but you know how it is.
See?
It wasn't so hard.
One last bit of advice.
Find a need to have one.
Everyone here knows you.
Thank you.
But he probably likes the ladies.
You know.
That's fair.
Okay, let's go find Zotan.
How do I get out of here?
Here we go.
And I want to go to the armor to upgrade and sell my chat armor if I can.
Yeah, dead arrow, thank you for the prime.
And I'll upgrade the rest of the set when I get the other schematics
Hi, Zoltan
You want play what Zoltan
They're holding margarita at day log
I've got a plan to break her out, but we need your help.
What should I do?
Load a wagon with as much mahakamite as you can find and drive it to Oxenford.
Jennifer will give the signal.
We'll drive through the gates and treat the guards.
Oh, these are terrible times.
Since the Magies left town, the Hunters have taken to harassing non-humans.
My door flingered around the prison gates, only stunts that clack the tension.
Right. Didn't think of that.
I'll go straight to Yen in that case.
She went to find a way to the ruins beneath the city.
Now that Grant doesn't seem like a safe place anymore, what's keeping you here?
I was keen on starting my own enterprise, but nothing came of it.
Nevertheless, I took on some debt, but it appears back now.
I'd like to blame it on the war or human treachery, but the truth is, I've got my own thick skull to blame.
Now they're not the dwell on it, Geralt.
They won't mind.
Nice talking to you, Zoltan. See you later.
Alright.
Let's go see...
the blacksmith.
And then we will be on our way to Yennefer again.
Although I have the materials, but I feel like I should, because I haven't been using materials that much.
This game is all...
Yes, new Amateur. It will be glorious.
Hello, sir.
Need some more.
Okay, so it's not feline boots, is it? Okay, um, what would it say? Oh, superior,
superior feline, oh enhanced feline armor. I need dark steel plates, okay? I can do
that. We're gonna get a new shirt. It's gonna look so cool. Dark steel plate.
perfect I have just snuffed materials I might run out of materials soon it's
really armor wait dark steel plate did I do the wrong thing I did dark iron
oops
dark iron in good
Okay, enhanced...
I'm so stupid!
I just keep making the wrong shit.
What?
Dark?
Oh my fucking god, dude.
It's just so confusing.
Yay!
Enhanced Feline Armor and then Gauntlets.
What other pieces did I get?
Maybe the sword?
How do I make the swords?
Do I have to go to a different crafting guy?
Maximus
That's steel sword upgrade silver sword
armor
Gauntlet's trousers, okay
So that might be all that I can do for now, but honestly the shirts the thing I wanted to upgrade the most
so
What am I already wearing it? Oh, I think I am
Okay, not bad.
Not bad at all.
Yeah, it looks way better.
Way better than any of the other garbage I've been wearing all game.
Way, way better.
Fuck you asshole!
What's this fucking problem?
You're Austin Hylian, thanks for six months!
Yenever!
find a way in several nearest is through a well not far from here did you arrange any help
we'll manage on our own wait i have salt in the game i'll be said no i forgot let's do this
there's a racism sure the guards don't know about the passage through the room
alright girl i'm gonna plant the sentries there they haven't how can you be sure no the grads
Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?
Here we are.
This is it.
Molder was plotting the world until recently.
Due to an edict Hemophat issued some years ago.
But I managed to find two brawny and obliging passersby who agreed to remove the impediment for a modest fee naturally.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Not coming.
Mucking through ruins and sewers? Hmm, I'd rather leave it to the expert.
Meaning you'd rather waltz in once the hard work's done.
I thought she loved me.
All right, bye, I guess
And I don't know how I did that
Fucking go to the other side
It's the return of the yes.
Yes?
Truthfully I would be doing the same.
Yes?
Is anything in here?
Is there something?
Oh.
I'm trying to loot.
I looted.
I got some new clothes.
these pants look hideous. Oh, they're actually not that bad. They're not that bad.
We'll just go the way we're supposed to go, I guess.
Noice.
Mechanism's broken. Missing a piece. Replace it with something else maybe.
Find the missing part of the mechanism using your witcher senses.
Come on, I need to dive. I'm just too strong.
Why is there no one to know what happened with Kira?
I don't know, she's busy!
Can't a girl, um, you know, go live her own life?
Listen, come in here.
Anything interesting down here?
I don't know, I'll just sit opposite side of that.
Okay, back we go.
Where are they at?
I have to do it.
I swore it.
A ghoul!
Oh my god, a lot of ghouls!
Oh my god, a lot of ghouls.
Let's have some bombs.
I don't have any heals.
I'm dead. I died. Whoopsie.
Oh
Not a pretty heels crazy bro, I keep seeing people say like oh no you have the
Default flasks broad. I don't even know how to upgrade the heels. Oh
Oh
I don't know what I expected it to be, but it wasn't all bad.
Nice, I did it.
Properly this time.
I find the sorceress Margarita.
Okay.
Key required.
Hmm.
find the sorceress Marbonita.
I'm also now here.
Where is the key?
Well, I see highlighted as this door, but I need a key.
Oh wait, I can climb up here.
Uh, hello?
Lead me, babe.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Hello!
Intruders!
I will kill you!
What's your problem?
the key we found it
Oh look at all those web cards on the table, too
Anything interesting up here, though
Oh
Margarita margarita
Who's that?
Geralt
I'm listening getting you out of here
We'll never open it without the key the warden keeps them with him at all times his room is upstairs be right back
Okay, so we need a key from upstairs what about the sewer key we need even good on there
Plastic five King thanks for 21 months
I guess I want to go check what's through that sewer entrance.
This is like one guy's basement that I found before and the sewer was locked or is this
somewhere else?
Where the fuck are we?
Or is this where we were supposed to find the key?
Okay, this is locked.
Anyone home?
Anybody home?
Ha!
That's just a house, I guess, with those sewer entrants.
Where's it telling me to go?
Hello!
Oh, fuck, I'm lost.
I know this way, okay.
Guys, I'm lost.
I don't know what the point of the Syracuse was.
I guess maybe it can be a shortcut later.
My spider webs.
Uh-oh.
Kill!
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
fuck
How do I upgrade my potions?
Like where?
Can I do it anywhere?
Or like I have to go alchemy tab.
That's it.
Alright.
Ah!
Superior Swallow, huh?
Well, I need to go buy some of this shit, I think.
Enhanced Swallow?
Wait, I don't have Enhanced Swallow.
Oh my god.
Hey, guys.
Where's my sword?
Maybe if I just go to a alchemist, he'll have the recipe.
I want to kill the archers
Yeah, uh, perfect, thank you for the prime.
Is that the last archer?
Die.
What the fuck is this?
I
Die, morson!
Yeah!
There's probably more at them, right?
Any last words?
What are you guys gonna do, huh?
Yo, oh my gosh, hold zenith with the 20 gift tips ups, thank you!
Hey, zenith!
Wow, it's only getting from zenith.
Oh, wait, there's a guy behind me!
Oh, my god, this is gonna be a funky gig!
I'm just gonna run through, fuck it!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Now I know there was a guy right behind me!
Smacking!
Fuck!
My bad.
I watched this!
All right, oh, yeah.
What a key.
Oh, no.
Okay, maybe I can't do that no I feel like I can no I can watch this just wait
I'm gonna make the dragon's dream.
Wait guys
We don't know how good this is gonna be
Well, how do I throw bombs again is it RT?
Yes wait
Or RB I'm at RB
All a part of my plan.
a part of the plan. You'll see.
Okay, that's I messed it up with always my test form okay ready
Wait, where's the door?
Okay, let me try again!
the dragon stream all according to my plan
Anonymous, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you!
All according to plan.
If we're gifted a sub to I have a bomb, thank you!
I
Didn't do as much as I thought
My nose itches is like a worst time
I will kill you!
Nice!
Quite back!
I'll lie!
Yes.
Where's the one I'm supposed to loot?
Oh, Quint Cards, with this guy on Quint Cards!
Amazing.
Amazing. I'm gonna see if there's anything in the room worth loading too.
Red. Very worth it I would say.
Alright, now we can free her.
So my bomb plan didn't work.
I thought it'd be like, crazy explosion, but it was not.
But it still worked out!
Margarita!
What are you doing?
You insisted I'm coming.
Rita, what have they done?
When I get my hands on those war songs, I'm glad to help.
If I love to see it, I must take a few here, immediately.
I can't pass through the portal with you both. You'll need to get out on your own.
Don't like cordles anyway. Go.
Okay, time to get the fuck out.
A successful prison break.
Hi guys!
Wait for daylight, okay?
Upstair to give a visit. Oh, it's Siri time!
Let's go!
The more father, father, the more sponsor son, father, daughter, bonding.
Okay, on our way.
I don't have any strength for anything.
Help me up. Help me up. Help me up. Siri!
You're lucky you're back. I love Siri.
Ooh, shopping with her daughter?
mean to repay them both. Coming with it?
Lead the way. We need to go to Temple Isle.
Don't remember you being religious? Nor am I now. Let's go.
Almost there. Where are we going exactly?
To see horse and junior.
Mid-late for that. He's dead. I assault him and he said horses alive and well on temple life
I was there stuck a sword in his gut your hand must have slipped because it seems he's recovered
What?
Geralt, why are you doing this again? I want to look
Or how are we sure that's really him
What you're to see mr. Wiley mr. Wiley's expecting important guests so bugger off
Chance
Brainwashing time.
Easy.
Hello everybody.
Well well.
Who do we have here?
Finally found your little ward.
Took your sweet fucking tongue.
Seems I'm fine.
Health to me.
Ah, I guess you thought you killed me that time.
Surprised to fuck your brides.
Shut your trap, witch, before somebody fills that owl for you.
Enough.
I'll finish what you started.
Whoa, whoa, stop.
It's me, Doodoo, Doodoo Beeplefell.
You really didn't recognize me.
Doodoo?
It's the fuck?
What is it called?
The shapeshifter?
I don't know what they're called.
Yeah, the Doppler.
Wait, Ciri. After the heist, after Dexter's vault was emptied, you vanished. How'd I find you? Quick.
Put your yarn in the mubbath plate. Priscilla's. You dragged me out of the stage.
Sheave your sword, Ciri. It's voodoo.
God! You can be quite the scare.
I wouldn't have had to if you hadn't impersonated Horsen.
What the blazes were you thinking?
Once we'd fled, I had no idea what to do.
I could only hide for so long, it'd find me special later.
It wasn't our decision.
We knew he was dead, but not many others had caught on.
That was my chance.
He was a pretty bad guy.
Orson got his, in a way, sharing it with a doubler named Doodoo.
That was courageous, Doodoo. I'd never expect it from you.
Neither would I. Oh, by the way, you've no idea at the relief I feel you're alive and well.
And I'm relieved I didn't slit your throat.
I
Chose an interesting line of business
Dude who's always had a head for numbers
What's a few brothels and casinos? He'll manage. That's the thing. I don't need to
Two weeks after while he died. I announced I'd seen the light of the eternal fire
Sold all the illegal enterprises. I'm a blue water trader man. Horsens men didn't protest
I've contacts in the guilds
run a thriving trade it's a twice what they were to Wiley's men a purse twice
as heavy means twice as much respect for the man and it's in the
be careful you could get found out why these men are too stupid to catch on
his colleagues ain't much better mind you even you were fooled that might have
Ended very badly for you.
True. I get a bit carried away at times, but mostly I'm careful.
What's here?
Time's up.
Right. We can still go by the Golden Sturgeon.
It was nice to see you both, and take care of yourselves.
You too.
So long, did you.
Why are we going to the Sturgeon?
To see a girl who helped me once who might that be
Her name's be she's a woman said the Golden Sturgeon. That's you
I wish to thank her
She's a lot of this girl that horse. How's that?
We don't go to break down
If she's been seen with me, she might have been floated or worse
Always getting into trouble. I take after you
I'm out with my daughter, man. I'm busy. I can't be helping everyone, you know.
at first I wasn't very good at controlling it so I had to concentrate intensely and
at home I didn't land in the crater of an active volcano the training I did with Adelac
was very helpful now I mean we think of the place I wish to travel to close my eyes yeah
I know she travels through space and time and dimensions I just have to think if that
That was a reference to anything.
Help, thanks so much!
I gave you a chance.
Shoulda took it.
I spit on anything you give me.
You'll regret that, you cow.
Mind your manners, you're talking to a lady.
Stay out of this.
This is not your concern.
Sure it is.
You're a fucking free toad.
He is.
Very dangerous at that.
The butcher of White Orchard.
What'd he do there?
Trim the trees.
trees you get the show after village drag the bodies of the alderman his wife
behind his horse to no regret let's get out of here that's pretty good advice
you're for suffering yeah back off
okay I see more determined this time shouldn't cross them I told you I'm
Why don't they like nonhumans?
I know it's like leases and but like...
Why?
You lost cars, what?
Is that Geralt?
Very nice to meet you. I've heard so much.
Remy, what for example?
For example, how you've saved us and woe so many times she's lost count and how you
always plan to make her laugh.
That's who you are.
She looks embarrassed.
Other ladies however, I'm standing right here.
So, what brings you here, darlings?
I wanted to thank you for everything.
Old stop. Anyone would have done the same in my shoes.
Not many would have done it with such courage. Thank you.
This is for you. A trinket to remember me by.
Oh, my! It's beautiful. Thank you.
So, will you stay for stew and keep slaughtered a piglet this morning?
Thanks. But we will still visit Far Corners.
Ah, I should see Valder, eh?
Well, shan't stop you then.
I'll feed you properly there too, no doubt.
Farewell to you both.
And do take care of her, Witcher.
Farewell.
Of course.
So long.
So, your friend, Bea.
And what about her?
Nothing. Seems nice.
Geralt.
What's this problem?
Oh wait, I just saw a notification from the updated Chatter and Lots package.
Because the temple guard showed up.
And I was going to a woman afterwards.
Trish didn't try to contact you?
I'll get you.
She didn't know anything.
In fact, she thought she was to blame for another uncle's incident at the end of the year.
I declared not to put her in a dungeon.
I was being a hunted king.
Had not a coffer to my own.
Then I met Valder.
Even his truth helped me.
Then introduced me to B.
And through B, I found Dan did I.
You know the best.
Makes sense to find Dandelion through the...
You choked to death, I'm sorry, Countess.
Aw!
Alright, hold on.
So...
I told her to make the Mott's one super orange, and the Cheddar one kind of cream, so it's easier to tell the difference.
So this is, um... I mean, they're pretty simple.
like um it's the same girl who did the bunny badges in chat this is the chatter one
look different when you're small and then
this is the mozzarella one wait no wait no this yeah this is the mozzarella one
and this is the chatter one this is the chatter one yeah that's got the the eye crust
I might tell her to make the eye crust darker but I feel like besides that it's good right
Like with uh, when it's like next to a name it'll look like that, what do you guys think
any thoughts?
Any um, critique to tell her?
Cause I feel like they're like pretty close to what I wanted.
They're very cute.
They look great.
Um, should I tell her to make the crust darker on Cheddar, or do you think it's fine the
way it is?
It's a waste of blood.
It's probably okay the way it is, right?
Darker?
Okay.
Okay, perfect.
One thing.
Can you make the eye bags under your eyes?
Eyebags under the cream on darker, after that it's perfect and I'm happy with that.
Good? Yes?
Siri!
Yeah, yeah, they're um, so the way Twitch made it, you can make them, um, oh, I'll do
it for the cutscene, I'll explain after.
Actually, uh, you do them for like a limited period, like, oh, for a week, and if you watch
for a couple hours or gift a sub I think you get so you can get it for free or by
gifting so I think something like that oh hi Cheddar look who it is
likewise and thanks for helping Siri I think you can only have one at a time
though so I'll probably do the Cheddar badge for a week and maybe the Mach
Badge for a week something like that. You're leaving. Let's start resettling non-futuristic art. Thanks for 45 minutes
I understand problem is we just lost two horses and another two are too weak to hold anything
I will manage some which one you guys want first the chatter about
Yes for some I'm off to see a merchant. There's a chance. I can trade our nights for a healthy horse
Wouldn't want father to have anything to worry about tomorrow
Okay, we'll do the chatter one first
What's eating him?
Oh, don't worry. That's just how Agar is. Be back to his gillian self by evening. What brings you here?
I've come to apologize. I disappeared so suddenly then.
Oh, Pishposh. What matters is your back and your wealth.
This is for you. All that you loan me plus a small premium.
Siri, you know I can't take this.
And you know I shan't let you refuse.
I know we'll make it the pot for a wager. Do you still race? Of course. Then I challenge you.
Geralt, will you join us? Sure. Gladly. A man after my own spirit. Come.
Yo, he just yawned and his breath stinks.
Smells like cat food.
Coming, coming.
Let's go!
We must win!
Okay, I have to employ my usual body blocking shred.
Watch where you're going or you'll fall.
That seems you slowed.
Just want to admire you from the side.
Oh, I didn't even have to body bar.
Right, Serena!
I can still beat you.
I'll let you win.
Lovely race! Well this course for a celebration, stay the evening with several barrels of Kedwin's best.
One fires to be lit soon round, which all will gather.
I got one rat on each side. One rat on each side.
They want attention so bad, I don't know why.
This night shall be ours.
You know, perhaps it's not my concern, but...
I'm glad you and Yennefer have ended up together.
Me too.
You took your time.
I guess we both needed a while to grapple with it so what was it like you know when the wish lost its heart
What's do you feel?
Well, there we were the two of us on the mountain top. I looked at her and
And felt like I was exactly where I was supposed to be the last
They want to see the emotes too.
Chatter, look, that's you, it's Krusty.
Oh, she already sent an update.
Oh, it's perfect!
She said like this or even darker.
I feel like that's perfect though, right?
I'd love to join them. Dream, can race, travel from town to town. Not worry a whit about anything.
Yes, it's perfect!
I think I can, uh, add it tomorrow, let's have a badge.
support have a lux we can do this I fear fighting the hunt lonely the beginning
for me
don't worry about that yet one thing at a time you do know you can always count on
there will be so many trust each other in this chat
you promised
in jest
Sometimes I wish I could be like them
Drunk or giggling whichever it is today is your chance not what I meant
I'd like to be
Problem is you're not I'm so excited to add the crusty cheese bed
Or because of this damned elder blood my gift my curse
these powers but it's also why I've spent my life fleeing, hiding.
Then it's time to end this. Once we defeat Aeradin you'll be free.
Really? Aeradin's hardly alone. There are others, they have plans for me.
It was the sorceresses of the lodge once. Now it's my father. Even Yennefer.
You're forgetting Avalok.
Avalok's still here.
He is intent on my gift not falling into the wrong hands.
Not spinning out of control.
It's why he teaches me, protects me.
If you say so.
You doubt it?
There'll come a day when Avalok will ask you for a favor.
Perhaps.
But if so, it will be a very, very long time from now.
And I'm certain whatever it is he'll give me a choice.
I will have the option to refuse.
refuse hope you're right that's Pablo I plan to learn how to juggle one day
useful skill finally found you to enjoying yourselves I love that the agga
happy you know on fires wine jugglers what more could you ask for I could name a
a few things I've traded for but it's a life. You seem concerned. Things not go well with the merchant.
Lost cause. The man refused to trade. I said I'd buy. He asked three arms and a host of legs
but one healthy animal. He need horses. We'll have to find another way to get them. Oh, her license
trouble. I knew you'd want to the notion. We need to sneak into the man's stake with 30 head. A few
She's sleeping on the PC tower with her head out and her arms out and her eyes were open
like this.
And I was like, oh god, she looks not okay.
And I said her name and her ear twitch, I was like, okay, she's not dead.
do cut out those in need yes yes yes must say you didn't seem to type to me what
type steady time to go we'll meet by the stables
How do I crouch?
We got the bandana on this, that means it's serious.
We here are all inside. Open the door for you.
Just keep the noise down.
How'd you sneak in?
I'm about to find good guards these days.
Quiet. We'll wait them.
That paid me, boss.
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!
Oh!
I don't know why to open the stable doors from the inside using your witcher senses.
Give that guy a sleep.
Oh my God, it seems kind of a secret.
Locked.
Gotta find another way in.
Oh, the keys.
Huh, there's the key.
Perfect.
Yeah, just leave a metal in the counter right next to the door. Perfect.
Quick, get in here.
Right, Nanny.
My bad, he's kind of walking it.
Yeah!
Let's go horses!
Woohoo!
We did it!
Excellent work!
Did you see the two fools who tried to chase us?
Almost tripped over their own boots.
Thanks girl. That was splendid.
Yeah, a nice change from killing monsters.
Thanks for your help and for visiting.
It was so good to see you all again. Hang in there and take care of yourselves.
Don't forget us. So long.
I must bid valet on a farewell.
All right. See you at Dendalines then. Got some things to take care of in town.
See you girl.
Okay, now it's Tristime.
My wife's gonna be pissed off.
Gotta go say hi to the mistress.
You know how it is.
and it first is just an old friend nothing to worry about
nothing to worry about at all
This looks like an establishment that would have someone went in it.
Oh, come on, dude.
Fuck you.
Hi, Daniel Ion.
Are you my friend, Owens?
See you again, Deli.
Dude, they're playing the glut music.
Ah!
Damn!
They're going crazy on the flute.
All right.
I'm going to pay the artist real quick, wait until I can upload the badges tonight I think.
Oh, hold on.
I'm paying her.
I just want to do an outslip, forget this.
I have a lot of small things I got from her sometimes.
Do-do-do!
Perhaps the Skeletons will calm down!
Okay, yay! They're ready, I can upload them whenever now.
Yeah Dave, boy thanks for giving us up the basil.
Uh, where's Tris? I technically could upload them tonight, but I think I was
wait till tomorrow so everyone can get him at the shi- oh hi yeddafer! uh I'm not meeting Trissie here or anything
remember when we said we loved each other? wait what?
What?
Oh!
Oh, she doesn't know.
Oh!
Saved.
Alright, I'll see you later.
I miss you so much!
Miss you already, Yelvner!
at the situation under control mind if we change the subject
past burning fires on the way into town
non-healants on the way to town
I'm sure he'll keep them further apart
no mage will pursue us for the 100s
to find someone else to victimize
i mean garyles seems like a nice guy i think i'm just playing him wrong you know
like I don't think he would cheat on on anyone any success with a lot I must just
be playing him incorrectly it doesn't look good I doubt right
you what Francesca won't budge from her room we don't know about Frangilla
haven't been able to contact her you sure about rescue margarita I know
No. Dandelions set her up in a room.
Does your pr- No, it's not!
It's a new recovery.
No, it's not.
You think it won't be here to help?
True, but there's still a chance we'll find Philippa.
Did a little investigating.
Learned some interesting things.
Mainly?
Want the longer the short version.
Tell me the long version.
Tell me everything. I want the details.
After fleeing Lock Mween, Philippa ended up here in Novigrad.
She sought help from her former lover, the sorcerer Arthur DeVreester.
Philippa and a former lover? Something tells me how we ever have driven out how that story ends.
Philippa had made a fool of him once. Arthur was out for revenge. He convinced her she'd be safest as an owl.
She transformed and replaced it with Don Auredean's band on her leg.
The Mage hunt started shortly afterwards.
Sadly, Arthur fell victim.
They auctioned off his estate.
Just so happened a certain war when acquaintance of ours stumbled on the auction.
Zoltan...
Huh? So Philippa was here under our noses the whole time?
Wise, precisely.
Zoltan lost her on the card game a few days ago.
Yo, Infinite Wisdom, thanks for the 4 months!
A CARD GAME! Must have been what, right?
the owl's feather? Thinking divination. Specifically hydromancy and a form of
storage. We need a fountain where we won't be disturbed.
Okay, let's go. When a fountain or we won't be disturbed, that sounds like the place where me and her, uh,
you know, uh, oh, I hope you had a fern in your hand.
Oh, look, you're ready, babe.
Uh, spaghetti-o'sh!
Okay, well we know where that is.
Yo, NBDE!
Thank you for the Prime!
Welcome!
Yo, it's the Bath House.
Are we close by?
I guess I'll just follow her.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I hope we get there in time.
I hope Dextra hasn't already heard her.
The possibilities are many. Could it be Dextra that got hurt?
Not likely. Dextra never forgave her for sending assassins after him.
And Dextra is weakened. No doubt about it.
Weakened, maybe. But still a powerful sorceress. If the extra's men take the Dynoridium off, then the people will kill them before they can say, oh, shit.
Well, well, well.
You prefer Weller, yes? I kinda like Trist as well, more. I don't understand my serious thing, it's-
Geralt! Geralt! Like, so intense, like, we're just walking together.
Wait.
Well, this is strong, man. We have to get this on.
This place is a maze which you'll never get out to your yen cause we're a
comrade is Siri I think that I opened it the other day look for like what the
heck happened to it
Oh no! The sorceress stays here!
Stay here, Transmcation tries to flee this way.
Be careful. She might be blind.
But I'm sure it's all a recall of me.
And don't hurt her.
It's okay.
Deep Shrap!
I'm not supposed to kill them, am I?
Ah fuck it.
You can.
should I kill them let me go down
oh
let me throw okay maybe I do have to
kill them actually.
Free Bart? Wait, Bart's there?
Bart!
I'm sure they'll just get knocked out. Yeah.
Damn, she cast a spell on me.
I don't know what I was doing there, honestly, but I won't do it again.
She cast a spell on me.
She's gone.
I'll kill you, witcher.
I'll beat you up!
Oh
Dude.
Stop!
Okay, I guess I had to kill them to open that door,
because I wouldn't let me kill or open it before.
BORN!
She's hurt. Did you see that? I want to help her.
I did no past go, say, but no, let past go.
Ever had a stomach ache?
No.
I did not.
But once old, I like it.
Her stomach aches like she just made a hundred old families.
But no one gonna make any effort.
Let me help her.
But let us go.
Which you have?
Yes, I have help.
Good Bart.
Oh
Sorry, I
Like his voice
They're burnt to ashes
I'm going to help you.
Give me but I can't give you.
Fire Elemental.
Oh, oh my god, the ground is burning me!
I'm on fire!
Um, guys, the ground is killing me.
Um, what am I supposed to do?
I don't have a water spell.
I can't.
of
the
I'm not gonna burn so much.
Dude, I'm just burning to death!
I don't know what to do here.
I guess I will try the wind thing, I don't know if it will do anything though.
Oh gee dumb, thanks for subbing.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, I'm still burning.
I'm like spam hopping around, but I'm just burning way too much.
Maybe I can get to both of them?
What can I do here, Dragon's Dream!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Oh, God.
I'm not gonna put no damage at all.
Um.
I'm trying to be creative here, but I have a lot of options.
Oh, I can't craft during combat.
No M4, thanks for two months.
Can I get my heals back?
No.
I don't even like the new gear.
Okay, I feel like...
Maybe if I just tank it really hard, it'll be okay.
I did a good amount of damage to him,
So I think I just need to get in there and not take a lot of dot
Yeah, our did put the fire out, but I was still taking dot damage, but I guess it wasn't as bad
How do you sneak up on someone that's seasoned in shooting shooting you?
Sneaky sneaky, she'll never know.
I'm not gonna walk with her.
Stop squirming.
You'll see if she's lying, but she knew where I was, right?
I'm dead by now.
What do you want? To torment me? To watch others do so?
I need your help.
Betray me, and I will...
Relax. Not planning on it. Triss is outside, she'll explain everything.
Edward, thanks for 17 months.
The East Apologies, that the lady will come with me.
Deidstra, I don't have time for this. Get out of my way.
I've no quarrel with you, Garrett, but Phil and I have lost a job well.
Remember the assassins you sent after me, darling Phil?
A grave error. Such matters ought to be handled personally, as I will now demonstrate.
I'm not going to demonstrate a damn thing. I'm eating her.
And I don't give a flying fuck. I've awaited this moment forever, so...
Very sorry, but I care as much about your plans as I do about the snows of Mahaka.
Philippa will come with me, and answer for all the courtesy she's paid me.
I don't believe you have anything I don't already know.
The emperor of Nilfgaard wasn't able to sway the train corporation.
Opposition nibbling at his arse, huh?
Seems the white flag got down from the graves of his foes much longer.
His daughter has returned.
The emperor wants to abdicate, give her the throne.
Impossible. This could shift the tide of war. Provided, of course, you're not mistaken.
Emperor himself told me so. Information's first hand.
Am I a lying whore?
When it comes to his daughter's future, doubt it.
You've no idea the importance of this whole mission.
Thank you for the ride.
I'm impressed. doubted you still had it in you, Frank.
Sadly, as you well know, Radovid has sought refuge on his boat.
He's guarded so closely, I'd not be at all surprised to learn he shares his bed with you
at his two centers.
You know too much, Phil.
Yet one more reason why you must die.
Nardo, thanks for the gift, Ed.
I think you might want to hear her out.
Dare say a thought but despise as Radovid at least as much as you do.
I'm content someone apart from myself has finally gotten the idea to rid the world of the degenerate.
Save your praise for others. I couldn't give a shit.
Currently only two individual stamps have gone right ahead of his boat.
Emile and myself.
You'd agree to be debate?
I fear you'd be hard pressed to convince Emile to dagger himself as such.
Fat fucking chance.
Geralt, I wouldn't trust this cunt to hard-poil my eggs.
Greatly so, I'm terrible with eggs.
But think on this.
Radivid hears that you've captured me.
Are you not through Portion to the Wind?
Are you not jump at the chance to kill me?
No!
Personally.
Oh, I think for three months!
Yes, yes!
I want the question!
Thank you so much!
Carol, get her out of here before I burst that testicle!
And then...
Then we must meet...
With our friends.
I've leased a warehouse, port side.
Be sure to come.
Sorry to take so long, but I have to deal with the guards.
Hello, Driss.
Philip, are you alright?
I've been better.
I'll get you out of here.
It'll be alright.
Yeah.
Thanks for your help.
Oh, well, back to Yennefer.
Back to the main wife.
And a little 28.
Oh, down on seven points.
Wow.
Steady shot.
Talisman boost, scores on power.
Oh, wait.
I could just upgrade more combat, low-key general cats.
Oh, wait.
Crat school, each piece of light armor increases.
Oh, wait.
Should I take the cat school technique
since I have the cat armor?
What do you guys think?
I feel like that would be good.
Uh, is there a brown one for this one?
No?
I guess not.
All right, back to Misked-A-Far.
I'm a drifter in Potomac.
What's going on lately?
They are pissing me trashes.
Aw man, I just realized all I've been saying is McDonald's is kind of late to order food.
So let's do it's open.
I
Still places open
What shall I get should I get something kind of healthy or I could get
Ramen what the hell they have red lobster on a green tail dude when I was a kid
I thought red lobster was like the absolute like prime fancy restaurant like oh my god red lobster
I would I want to go a red lobster
I'm a red lobster mom
I feel like it was so fancy. I love red lobster
I don't know last time I've been to red lobster
I'm gonna get pasta.
I'm gonna get Asian pasta.
Japanese cream pasta.
I haven't played Gwet at all today, it's pissing me off.
Oh, hi Siri!
I'll go with you if you want
No way that words more carefully with you that wouldn't be so sure
But two heads are better on cards to curry. Oh fuck with that. So so good
I don't think there's any curry places open right now shit. Look at the kitty
You wish to speak to you not to get up get up stays or we both leave
Let him stay Phil he'd learn of it all anyways eventually
Hmm. Fine then. So long as he does not interrupt.
Think of me as part of the decor.
The Lodge once had great plans for you.
Important ones.
DX Jedi, thanks for five minutes.
So do I remember.
You were to complete your studies and become one of us.
Unfortunately, that did not come to pass.
We intend to revive the Lodge, and we renew our offer.
You must join us. We are saddened our dear Kira will not join in this endeavour.
But the circumstances preclude any prolonged mourning. What is your decision? Will you join us?
Don't ask before. Unto marry some princeling and become your puppet.
You were a child then. And we... misjudged the situation.
This time we offer you a punch.
The Lodge of Sorceresses has been outlawed throughout the continent, joining the means
facing persecution, always being on the run.
Kings die, realms fall, but magic endures.
Um...
I don't trust him, I don't trust you. But that doesn't matter. Ciri decides.
Sages invariably have hidden agendas. Altruism is simply not part of their constitution.
You're told in his hands, even if you don't see it.
We will assure you knowledge and protection, that you should be your own rudder, captain and ship.
And unlike Avalar, we can promulgate this.
We don't expect you to commit now. Think it over. What you feel, what you feel, we will speak when you're ready.
If that is all, then...
Let's get some fresh air.
Jennifer!
So?
I don't know. I don't really want to talk about it.
I'm going for a walk.
I hope she's...
She'll be fine. She's tougher than we think.
You ought to visit Avalok. He wished to see you, apparently.
Now she's a bitch.
Insane.
I shall pretend I didn't know her.
Mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia, mia,
Fuck you out small down my fucking right
No, that guy's like fucking wall bricks
Yes.
The passage is here.
Pass this wall.
Yes.
Yes? Yes?
Uh, it says talk to him.
Yes?
Oh, well, okay.
This is the place.
Once we enter, there'll be no returning until we reach Gale's. Ready?
Yes, let's go.
Remember, wherever you land, search for a place that looks like this one.
We shall meet sooner or later, and we'll be separated.
It's possible.
I lack your word's talent.
Cyril is the lady of time and space.
I nearly know how to use this arcane knowledge to a limited degree.
Wait, is this one of those things where it walks out other quests?
Oh, yes, we gotta go.
I hate portals.
Oh boy.
Nine chatter.
Oh!
Oh, it's a wasteland, mostly.
I'm not caring too much.
Seriously?
I guess I'm still picking up everything that I'm not supposed to.
Uh, plus nine.
Okay.
Plus forty-six.
Okay.
Wait.
Uh.
Do I have any good runes?
Chance to stun?
Take that.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Uh, 3% chance to cause burning.
Um.
Um...
So...
We're stuck waiting, I guess.
This is a Gryffin Trophy from Titoril- Wait, what do you mean, Gryffin Trophy?
What?
I can get other ones?
Oh, the contract cost- Yeah, I haven't really been doing those.
living here. Mainly desert creatures, able to survive months on end without water. Oh,
and large sand crabs beneath the surface. They must be careful they don't sense us.
And before, were there any people? Grounds? No, the legion, thanks for 4 months. Do you
believe humanoids have a monopoly on destroying worlds? So what did live here? Sentient monsters
of some sort? Look at those clings. Remind you of anything?
Hmm. Look a bit like the bed of a giant river.
Or the bottom of a sea.
You mean there were water creatures here once?
No creatures. Nearly a sea.
Trying to say that?
That there are many different worlds and even more forms of life. Many of them intelligent,
much more so in fact than new humans but as it turns out not even that could stop them
from exhausting all the resources of their world to the last drop.
It's funny when Geralt falls behind you starts jogging a little to catch up because right
now it does not let me run like it forces me to keep this distance from him.
Oh no, not free.
Appearances can be deceiving so what are we waiting for for it to open shouldn't take but a few moments
No reason to tarry come no reason to tarry come what's going on?
No, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
They has ruined the moment I just bumped it out
My bad and now
They just keep coming.
I can't support the people who are stealing the portal.
3, 2, 1, 3, 4, 5 times.
I'm gonna release.
Quick, jump in.
On my way!
Wow!
Wait, Avalok?
Um, am I alone?
Avalok!
Where did he go? Oh, there's a fire. Oh, like, is that a portal? Oh, yeah, it is a portal.
There it is.
We've been abandoned!
What was that?
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Uh...
I got through this road.
Place of power.
It's gotta be.
Now it's humming.
Oh!
Why did my breath go down so fast?
I think it's cause I fell from the cliff edge.
I don't know.
Oh no.
Have a look.
Oh, no.
Have a look.
There's...
I did not do that.
What the fuck?
Have a look.
is blowing the fumes make them go away that's why I was trying to ask
I guess we're not going down this way.
The power should draw from it.
Should avoid those clouds or bolt through them.
Okay, now we're two. Uh-oh. Oh, we're so cocked.
Oh, I did it. Why didn't it hurt me?
Guess I got lucky. Oh!
Underwater
She cold
I'm dumb, I'm so dumb.
I'm afraid to death but I'm hard somewhere.
And I gotta find that next passage quick.
If I can just find cover along the way, I should make it to the passage.
I'm not seeing anywhere to take cover right now.
Well, that works like HES.
Yo, carnage, thanks for the downloads.
Oh, oh, get back inside!
I'm gonna heal up and then refill my heals.
we should be good I don't know how I get so many bugs when I play games
We're too crazy.
I can't meditate.
Uh-oh.
Can't get my heels back.
Yeah, nothing more floating.
All right, let's go
Of course
Expected this
Okay, um, still can't rest.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go!
This might be a little bold.
Oh, goodness.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, I gotta heal up.
Oh my god, I've already frozen again!
I'm kind of worried because I can't get my heels back.
We're still really, really far from the lighthouse under 23.
So do I got...
Oh...
Hmm...
Fuck it.
Guys, it's cooked.
All right, I'm OK.
This house is blocking it.
Okay
Go go go sprint for it sprint for it
Oh my god
Now I see the hope that the Wild Hunt guys don't fuck me up.
You abandoned me asshole!
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Ever wondered how you managed to leave the Red Riders?
Many times, but I don't remember a thing.
Ciri came for you. She sensed you were in danger, tore you from the hunt's grasp, then deposited you in the woods near Cam 1.
Did Aeridin start hunting her because of that? Because of me? Why didn't she say anything?
What would it have changed?
Where are we, world of the Enel?
No.
This is Ted Darer, the time of the end.
The world destroyed by the White Frost.
Alas, this awaits us all though at differing stages of our existence.
So calm when you say that.
and succumb to his knowledge of the apocalypse. Fear rules him now. I'll not commit the same
error. Care to clarify? Not here. Not now.
Light on the peak. Was that you?
You okay? I'll straight be on.
I thought you were going to be in a cottage.
After all, that is what lighthouses do. Show the way.
Going after Gales is proving quite a track, but I still don't know why he's so important.
Eradin differs from the king he killed. Power for its own sake interests him. He has little patience for bureaucracy.
He spends most of his time atop his steed leading the Red Riders. So what does he need in the capital? A good viceroy.
Gels is an excellent administrator and an even better plotter.
He's the most dangerous individual amongst the air now.
He got any weaknesses?
Yes. He's righteous.
And I was asking the last one, I guess.
I was hoping we wouldn't get separated.
I warned you it could happen.
Where'd your journey take you?
Through a world whose sun had just died.
I barely reached the next passage in time
Doesn't look safe here either. Let's go
This way
Sure, I can't meditate I'm just stuck here injured as well
No!
No heals!
Ah, hello friend.
Oh, pretty.
Geralt had some in the games compared to the books. Is he ugly in the books?
Oh, a naked lady. Oh, she's getting painted.
Oh, who's this? Why are you here?
I believe you're dying for the day, my tulip.
Be a tear in the leaves alone.
For I think we can agree this matter is between us.
Yo, I'm in Terrio. Thanks for 61 months.
Krivanisbane, Komanmaka, and the witcher over here.
Kepin.
Oh, why?
Do you like my new model?
Something of Laura Doran about to have into a Greek over her height perhaps nothing more
I see I've touched a tender spot
So let's change the subject shall we care for drink?
No didn't come here for tea
Hmm
I must admit, you appearing here, quite a surprise, Richard.
Incidentally, interesting choice of allies. Do you think Avalach is honest with you?
Oh, no. Oh, but he's right there.
I think that even among the NLLs, there are those capable of being decent.
The naivety is a fool's blessing.
I detect a shadow of impatience in your faces, it seems.
So what brings you here?
I've come to try and kill that demon.
He's not actually oddly used to that because of how people treat him. That makes sense.
You've gone through a great deal of trouble to retrieve him.
He's got a little bit of a...
So I must believe you've put people effort into preparing this lie.
He gets bullied.
You shall see the truth.
You will dream it.
You've been an era man, sir.
My intuition is correct. This will be interesting.
Let her believe it. This way, please.
Richard Geralt, a true man of action.
Might I know where we're going?
To the world of the Enshe. Directly this time.
Let's go before any guards show up.
What the...
Dang, he's Picasso! The boobs are going crazy on that thing! What the heck?
They're flopping around!
What the heck?
I don't know, I thought I expected like a hyper realistic painting style.
Yeah, I wasn't expecting that!
What the heck?
I take it I needn't introduce our guest Greetings, Cyril. So it's true. The swallow has befriended
the fox. There's not what you can do to make us turn on one another. Havalaah Blackmailed
you. Do you not remember? Try to force you to warm our king's bed, treated your body
like a side of pork. I remember. But I also remember what you advised Eridine do with
me once I was caught. And I remember what the Red Riders did at Camel. I didn't come
here to argue. The proof you promised. Where is it? You will see it. In your dream. Ah
Ah, yes. You're an heir of them, sir.
Visions that cannot be fabricated.
Do you wish to show me how Eridin murdered our king?
What then?
Am I to incite the NL against Eridin, call for revolution,
and proclaim Avalach our new king?
Don't flatter yourself. Defy Eridin. That's all you need to do.
Very well.
Have your oracle summon and dream with your more kind to last our lives.
We shall all dream to make certain there are no misunderstandings.
Why not?
I thought it looked like an ice cream cone, too.
The cone, uh, bottle.
He called, he just had his ice cream.
How nice.
You must face him on your terms.
In this world, in a place of your choosing,
it's your only chance.
Send to Skellige and find the Sun Stone.
With it, you will summon the Margo Fair.
Eridan will come too.
My food's here, I think.
Should be called for reinforcements.
Yes.
No inhale will answer.
You have done the thing most just.
A new portal to Tin Aliyah will open.
I shall stabilize it, and you will return.
Yes!
Come with me.
Aww. So sweet.
of the devil Geralt's worried he believes we let gales go too easily
can never be too careful agreed yet I do believe gales will keep this word we
hold support from Eridan see you later you have a plan
how to share it with us once we find the Sunstone aided by your sorceresses and
their magic we shall draw Eridan ship to obey along the coast of point Vic we will
I was found in UFBC to play Gwent with in a little bit.
Back to Skellige.
Oh shit, Double It's playing PoE 2.
I'm going to regain this shit.
Okay, uh, the music.
Alright, I'm going to grab my food.
I have the front door.
Hello.
Hell yeah.
I didn't think you'd kill me from that.
Save boys, I'm sorry.
Oops, my bad.
guys I got the truffle cream pasta with brisket this shit is so fucking good
it's like Asian style cream pasta yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
so tasty
I got to find someone to play Gwent with quick.
I'm being there.
Hello?
Why does he look like Gwent?
Actually, the Gwent quest, I guess, if I really want to play some Gwent.
I'm gonna go to the ship first.
Actually, maybe there's some people in Skelligad who play Gwent with Gwent.
I didn't spend a lot of time in Skelligad before.
Yeah
Swing me back again.
Almost there.
That's a shrumpet.
Are you okay?
Oh, I should say.
Hello ladies.
You barely said hello when you're already plotting something.
It's clearly in our nature.
Hi, you're right. You convinced the Emperor to pardon them?
Provided they help us defend Siri.
Got a hard time believing Emperor going for a deal like that.
If you can't believe it, don't. I don't need you to.
Bit about Frangilla. What was that?
Triss told me you couldn't contact her.
Perhaps because she sits in the Emperor's dungeon, chained in dimerity.
At least that's what Rita implied.
How's Rita now?
Where'd she got out of prison herself?
She spoke to Frangilla before they imprisoned her.
Fringilla said that the emperor had summoned her and she'd explained why after the meeting no one's heard from her since
I thought this kind of drama only happened around renovate
I don't know
Rampage, thanks for too much. When it's all over i'll need to have a candid discussion with the emperor
Come they're all waiting for us
Up time
familiar
Oil a present you were the last to arrive might be sets in yes, I think there's a way
Rocks and things from vets they're writing on the late-night noodles, bro. These are like
10 out of 10. They're so fucking good a giant long ship the trap
Oh.
The wild haunt's so scary.
A long-ass loading sprain.
They're both so happy.
They're both so happy!
Thanks, King Court!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You're welcome, you're welcome, King Court!
Well, that settles the question of his Imperial Majesty's whereabouts.
Here!
Thanks so much!
Swallow, we're gonna choke!
Yeah, I did!
The food was so good, I didn't chew enough, I almost choked.
Have to be more careful now.
There is an upside to all this.
Is that so?
The Emperor will have to help us fight the Huns.
The emperor will have to help us fight the hunt.
And we just found Frangillavigo.
We must hurry and find the Sun Stone.
Seems we have plenty to do in Skellige after that.
Frangillavigo, we need her here.
At the moment, we don't even know what the Sun Stone is.
It was created so the Mountain Elves could summon the vessels of the NL.
Now it merely serves as a symbol of a lost opportunity to unite the two tribes.
Truly, can all of you be unfamiliar with the story of Galban and Dillion at the White Thief?
Dallas, please, absolutely love Elven legends.
Gael Barn was a sage of the Elder Elves.
He fell in love with an Enshe Elf, Dillion.
Yet she spurned him.
That was a jest on Geralt's part.
Was spurned mean she'd, she'd rejected him?
Well, none of you to know this.
On the day the White Fleet was to set sail, Gael Barn gave Dillion a gift.
The Sun's done.
He believed Dillion's heart would suffer in time.
her longing for him burgeoned she was to use the Sunstone the world's away he
would return for sounds promising let's just hope this Sunstone proves more
useful to us thank you for the prime welcome
what I want to know is if we'll be able to use the Sunstone you know me naturally
with a touch of help from the sorceresses of whom some are below-deck vomiting
while others remain unreachable other seasick
the Sunstones and Skellige how do we know that from legends Elven once it lies
where the white feet landed centuries ago meaning anywhere on any one of the
The Isles. Splendid.
Ermion, I'll talk to him.
Know where he is?
I'll ask around the port. Croc's longships are moored there.
Can you teleport me onto Amir's ship?
Not a chance. It's better shielded than the Emperor's alcove.
Though we could try to force our way through.
We need Frangilla in one piece.
I'll get on the Emperor's ship myself.
A plan to swim? With swords on your back? You'll get shot up like a sitting duck before
you can say the white flame dancing on the graves of his foes.
Don't panic. He'll find a way. Make your approach by night. You'll stand a better chance
then. And once you're on board, show his Imperial Majesty this letter, hand it to him directly.
We should remind him what he promised, and what he'll get in return.
I'm off.
Good luck.
Yippee!
Okay, I think I'm gonna go to bed soon, but tomorrow?
Sub-Sunday and Cheddar Badges.
Did you see the black dogs in the rickety tubs?
They bay at our gates, seek to strike fear in our hearts.
She's here.
So real.
Where's her name?
I'd just see Lou Gruss.
So cute.
An uncrate on the throne remains at Thorne and his arse.
Now we've seen the black ones, it pricks him even harder.
The druid's gone to reason with the dim-witted knob.
I think I'll join her, Mian.
Need to talk to him.
Bro, and when you see that bloody twit Lugas,
we should have told him...
Uh-huh, best part.
The druid knows what to say.
Farewell!
No!
All right, I think this is a good place to stop for today.
Oh, that makes a crime!
All right, that's enough for me for today, but it will be live tomorrow too
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