you
I'm trying to show you guys
Cheddar.
Cheddar this is my chair.
There's not enough room here for
the both of us.
There's not enough room here for the both of us cloak on. Thanks for the 44 months
Oh
So
I wonder if it's cuz Senna's cats are back so now he's like I'm not the big man of the house anymore
Me and me all the other cats are back, and I'm scared Zeno thing for the five months
Shatter
You're still the big man to me
And his fricking hair is flaring-
Y'all sleeper! Thank you for another 10 gifted!
Oh my goodness, thank you!
Thanks, sleeper!
And Eric, thanks for 52 months.
Not enough room. Guess you need to give him the chair.
Okay, but he's- oh, but- oh, Cheddar, why are you being so needy?
Here, Cheddar, you can have the chair.
Oh well I got up and now he got off.
Come on you can come back up he just wants to touch it.
Oh come here Shatter.
You're getting so much attention right now.
Look at him he's so cute.
You like this Cheddar? Is this the attention that you wanted?
Is he happy or not I can't tell.
He's such a little baby.
Okay Cheddar, mother needs to go to work and play video games.
That means I have to put you down on the ground.
Oh yes, he knows.
Who's gonna pay for your kitty kibble and stuff?
You don't do anything around here!
You're bum!
How do you do the stream today?
You do the stream.
I'm over here?
Okay, excuse me, can I have my car back now?
Excuse me!
Finally a professional streamer charm.
Bro, Cheddar is not a professional.
MikeDelta thanks for the 60 months tier 2.
Wait, if the, you know how tier 2 and tier 3 can send gifts now, if it's using Giffy,
are there gifts of cheddar on there?
Probably not.
Cheddar, you're not world renowned enough.
I'm gonna be both kind of dead on here, it's okay.
Finally, the man of the house is streaming instead of some in turn.
What the fuck?
You mean me?
I'm the man of the house.
Okay, we can share the chair.
I guess.
You're carry, thanks for the 21 months.
Okay there.
You can stay, I guess.
Meow meow.
Okay he left, he got sick of my shit.
This is a great wallpaper though.
I decided it was time to switch it up.
I needed something fresh, you know?
Something funky fresh, and I found this.
Yeah, it's the Windows XP wallpaper with this fucking guy.
Just chowing away.
He's just chowing away.
Very amazing.
Ruffles are the best dipping chips.
I think toasties are the best dipping chips.
How about some league then? Oh Jesus.
Well okay, do you guys want more blood of Dawn Walker today or should I do something else?
I was liking it. I think that it's really good.
I think that it's really good.
I would be down to play more of it.
But yeah, I am gonna start Onimusha tomorrow, I believe.
Yeah, so far the combat's kind of like whatever but I think it's better than Witcher 3 combat
and dude I was wondering because I was getting so many like
you
He wants attention so bad today.
Oh, his knee's so cute.
Such a good little guy.
Now he's blocking my monitor.
Chatter, I can't see the food.
Excuse me, sir, thank you.
England the Chippy Tee Buddy.
Oh, I hate this.
Fish cake on a bed of chips,
topped with mushy peas and tartar sauce.
Cheddar. He just hit the mic.
Oh.
Guys, I don't deserve Cheddar.
He's so cute and so sweet.
Like the nicest kitty ever.
Cheddar, come here. Cheddar.
OK, he just wants to rub his face on the mic. Cheddar.
Yes, have a seat.
Have a seat.
Ow.
So sweet.
So, that's not a popular pin in your household.
True, everyone hates cheddar, but me.
Cheddar, you're just misunderstood.
I think you're amazing, cheddar.
They just don't get you.
So, $10 for the Chippy Tea Buddy.
Versus just from the Weeder Sport Club
Brought worst in bread roll
Oh chatter. Oh
What do y'all think? J1? Thanks for the four months. He's copy this right like who? Oh
My god, British people in their mushy peas man. Who's picking that?
Okay, the right is just burned. How do you even serve this? I would be so sad. And it
comes in a wrap or two, which means they just microwave it to heat it up right? How do you
fuck this up? Is this not crazy? How do you fuck this up? Brought worst. Yeah. Um,
Double cheeseburger with bacon.
Pulled pork and ham.
Brazil, it's only $2.
Man, all the Brazil ones are always so cheap
and look pretty good.
I think two dollars.
Fuck!
Okay, it's working over for me.
Neotra!
you
Yeah, Anaconda would have been purple.
The bobcat, Bobcat known for camouflage.
Yo, short, thanks for six months.
Thank you.
Butterflyfish, the cicada, chameleon shrimp cod, really?
The Cougar? Dolphins? Dolphins are known for cami-
Drabbles are known for camouflage? I mean I guess just cause they can't change their
colors I mean they can't camouflage themselves I guess.
A country that fought World War II, CUBA?! I did not know CUBA was in World War II.
Damn so many of these motherfuckers were in that shit.
Holy moly.
Holy shit, yeah, I got a common one.
Name a language that's an official language of a European country.
Maltese sign language.
I feel like having sign language as an official language. Okay, yeah, I guess it counts, sure.
British sign language. Okay, sure.
Name an astronaut, Arnaldo Tamayo-Mendez, first black person in space, 1983 years before NASA's.
Very cool, I don't know any of these names, what are the other common ones?
Oh, there's only two common, and it's Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin.
Literally anything else would have been more points.
Yeah, the rarest block, the dragon egg!
Whoa, that's a good answer!
And another reactor core.
Pocketitions stand for the nether.
Removed in 2015.
Interesting.
Country smaller than Belgium.
Lesotho.
Albania, please.
Okay, I fumbled.
I fumbled.
Fuck. Okay, one more. One more cheddar. Can you get off my mouse, please, honey?
Oh, yes, you can- oh, you can come down here, yes.
It's his mouse. Oh, yeah, you can sit there. Yeah, come on, sit.
Come on. Come on, I-
I can't see.
It's his mouse?
Yeah, you're right, my god.
Okay, one more of these.
Name a country that borders France.
Err...
A rare one?
Okay, I typed Algeria because that popped up in the other one and I was like, oh, that's
a rare country.
Maybe it's there because I don't know where the frickin' is.
I just tried it.
Name a common household item that runs on batteries.
Ooh, this is a good one.
A rare one, a garage opener might be kind of rare.
What would a rare one be?
A common household item.
A rare common household item.
I'm going to do garage openers.
Oh!
No!
I fumbled!
Reeve!
Oh!
Really?
A garage opener is not a considered a common household item?
Dude, the reason I thought of Garage Opener is because we have like 5 fucking Garage Openers
and they're always dying, so I always have to buy AA batteries for them.
Ah!
Not everyone has a garage, but it's still a common household item, a Garage Opener!
Come on!
Maybe I should put like Garage Remote.
Chocolate dessert.
Devil's food cake. Oh
That's red. I
Love devil's food cake. I can't wait to see the the rarest one of that. It's probably some fucking bullshit
Like chocolate crickets or something chocolate covered crickets name a basketball player
LeBron
Shaq? Those are definitely both common. Dude, I don't know, sports.
Oh, Shaq is blue? Okay. Wow.
I'm kind of surprised. I feel like he's like, probably like, three most well-known, like,
celebrity former basketball players, right? I'm kind of surprised.
Name a song recorded by Dolly Parton.
Oh.
Uh...
Did she do any covers that might be kinda rare?
I heard a cover, like after she passed.
What was it?
I don't remember.
That's definitely common.
I fuckin' fumbled.
Name a deli or cured meat black forest ham so scrumptious cured meat um smoke salmon
Oh, that's a red I'm kind of surprised
Name a city in Australia
Um oh
Look up. I got a blue. Thank God
country that borrows France and Dora brazil
it's really like a French territory in
South America or something and bro that
should not count
Oh, that shouldn't count! A territory? I don't think that should count.
Man, I don't know about that. Name a common household item that runs on batteries.
A singing greeting card. But a garage opener.
Really a pet feeder, a baby swing, a bark collar, a breast pump, a bug zapper racket, a callus remover, an egg timer, oh that's a good one, an egg timer.
What's an epilator? A glucose meter, a jump starter, a game console.
I mean I guess like really old Game Boy's ran on batteries right? I guess?
You're- there's no way- there's nothing for the garage?
The garage is part of the house. I'm actually pissed off about this. I'm- I'm pissed off.
Really? Really dude? Really?
Definitely devil's food cake.
The rarest is, um, Champurrado.
A thick hot Mexican chocolate drink built on masa harina, sorry, I'm definitely butchering
these, and underfine cane sugar whipped to a froth with a wooden mollanilo.
you
Shatter. Shatter. He's sniffing the paintbrush. Shatter. That's not a bug. Shatter. I can't
see what I'm drawing now. Shatter. Shatter. Blitzar. Thanks for 33 months.
birthday chore.
Thanks, Blitzer.
Oh wait, I wonder when Shutter's birthday, Shutter...
Shutter...
There you go.
Shutter, you're stepping on my arm.
I'm trying to draw.
I can't feel it.
It's too small.
I think it's him.
Beautiful, right?
Okay, imagine if it's not him.
I'm gonna feel so stupid.
Oh!
Oh, wait!
Oh, there's multiple witnesses!
Suspect had one large eye center on his face.
Two small horns above.
No nose.
Okay, it's definitely Mike Wazowski.
definitely. The green Eminem is bad with it. Excuse me. He had a big smile, lots of teeth.
Also, he should cut his toenails. Okay. Noted. Noted. Noted. I'm gonna go with some crusty
orange toenails. Beautiful. Yo, Nick, I've been awks thanks for the 17 months. Click done
when you're finished. Who is it? It was Mike Wajarski. He's going to jail now. Amazing.
We got him good.
I got 92% accuracy.
Male, approximately 6'7"?
Lanky build with a sharp chin.
Purple overalls lightning bolt mustache.
What? Who is this?
Yo, LT pep, thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
Who is this?
Can I look through all of them?
was on him like a pink door wedge ears like some sort of goblet I'd still grab a beer with him
he was wearing orange banana shaped shoes maybe it's from the 90s the gloves were suspicious
is it wallowigie
I don't remember what wallowigie looks like from my memory
So I guess I'm just gonna have to draw it. So don't don't bully me if it comes out horrible
Do they have like round eyes and Mario? I
Don't remember
Don't bully me if it comes out horrible
I said pink nose like a door wedge
I got an evil mustache.
Right?
Um.
And uh, at least smile.
Ah fuck.
Ah shit.
20 years and he's probably all hunched over all
Goblin like and he's probably got his evil little hands together because he's scheming
What the fuck can I undo if I can?
So evil
So evil.
Uh, fuck, I forgot, I didn't give him a neck.
Aw, shit, okay.
Overalls.
And he's probably got like a wide stance, cuz his legs are really long, and I forgot
to leave space for his legs.
So, you gotta make space for the legs.
And Sparek, thanks for the nine months!
Perfect.
Um, what does his hair look like? Is he bald?
I don't remember what wall his hair looks like.
And he's got, uh...
Yes, he's got one of these.
Yeah.
Oh wait, no! His hat is upside down L, right?
Cuz Wario's is a W, but he's like Evil Luigi, I think.
Maybe I'm remembering wrong.
Okay.
What do we think of this purple...
Ah, fuck.
Why is the enemy filling this part?
Man.
The bucket tool stinks!
I'm impressed with the length of his femurs.
It's pretty good, right?
Oh, I'm gonna give him red eyes because he's evil.
Evil.
97 percent.
Wait, he actually, wait I forgot his orange shoes, one of the suspects said orange shoes.
But I kinda got the stance right actually, he actually doesn't just stand like that.
Next case.
Pink and white guy, big round pink shoulders, thin lens.
Not like somebody bolted him together.
Pink and white guy?
Great white hands in him.
Five pink tip fingers spread wide.
Never spoke a word to my men.
Blue clown shoes and what appears to be blue horns look like a clown.
Must be upper management.
What?
Who is this?
No, there's no way it's Kirby.
Hey, it's Kirby.
I don't know who this is, so I'm just gonna try to draw it.
LXP, thanks for 29 months.
I'm just gonna try to draw it.
What?
Looks like a clown.
Okay, so he's a pink guy.
And he has blue horns.
Who is this?
Pink and white guy, thin limbs.
I've decided if I don't know who it is, I'm not gonna look at Chad.
I haven't looked for this one, but if it's obvious, I'll just look.
Great white hands on him.
Five pink tipped fingers spread wide.
beautiful. It called me a artist. Pink tipped fingers. So this guy obstructed traffic apparently.
Blue clown shoes.
Looks like a clown.
I'm the joker, baby.
Wait!
Is this the Pokemon?
Well, I think I just realized who it is.
I'm gonna be in green hair, though.
Ow!
It was Mr. Mime!
Mime's handcuffs you've been caught.
76% still pretty good, right?
The court identified the suspect from your sketch immediately pretty pretty decent, right?
Pretty decent
Okay, next one I'm not gonna look at channel us. I know who it is from the description
Lean older fella gray bearish chin and green rag on his head merchant sort I reckon
green apron over a tan shirt loose pants sensible shoes do not like our produce
he don't like my touches vegetables oh it's the cabbage guy from avatar
I want to see what he looks like.
Oh.
I don't remember what he looks like.
Oh, this is beautiful.
Yeah, and he had like, uh, wait, no, he had like the bandana, right, but I don't, why
doesn't it look right?
It looks like I'm drawing like really pissed off Morty.
How do I draw the bandana? Okay, maybe it was like straight across I
Don't think that's quite right, but it's at least closer
Only has a beard
Okay
Did he have like a mustache as well?
Apron over a tan shirt
I didn't give him a neck again. Why do I never give people necks?
Well, he's like old. So like he probably like a little swan, a little punched
Dude, what am I doing?
That's a hand, if you can't tell.
That's a hand.
It's also a hand.
My cabbages.
Okay, and then it was green.
What
All right, then he had a tan shirt
Nice and now gray.
Ah, shit, I'm stupid, that's supposed to be green.
Okay, then I think, I think there is also like, light green patterns or something.
Yeah? Okay. What do you guys think so far? I feel like this doesn't look like him at all.
I'm not sure...
He's so pissed.
I think he's a little more tanned than I actually.
Maybe like this.
I think he's still too pale for this effect.
My cappages!
Wait, I didn't get it right at all!
I thought he was wearing like a bandana, but 93% still pretty good.
We'll take that I guess.
So niche.
The cabbage guy from Avatar?
I don't think that's that niche.
Yeah, I don't think that's that niche.
Teal tank top brown cargo shorts, big boots, fingerless gloves.
Exactly job side approved isn't Laura Croft her hair was never long break. Oh, it's Laura Croft
I don't who she is, but I think I'm in love
Okay, it's Laura Croft
I'm gonna make her cute to cry.
Very cute.
Yeah, sure.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, probably got like a belt.
She's got fingerless gloves, cargo shorts, how do you draw cargo shorts?
What do you guys think so far?
I think I'm making everything too small that the filter is not going to work.
Oh, I have a room to give her four fingers.
Okay, the pinkie is just a little popped out.
It happens, right?
I don't know how to draw legs, big boot.
There's your knees.
OK, perfect.
Now I just need to give her hair.
She's bald right now.
Did I forget anything?
Uh, oh her backpack!
I didn't get her a backpack!
Okay, I need to get the backpack.
I'm gonna lose this fucking job.
I don't know who she is, but I think I'm in love.
How can I draw that?
I'm scared I'm going to lose points for drawing this extra thing.
I'm not going to color it in, maybe I'll help.
I can't fill in my fucking brain because it's too small.
It's okay.
I got a teal tank top.
Like this color.
Perfect!
And brown.
She's perfect!
Fingerless gloves.
This better be a plus 90 plus percent.
So cute. Oh my goodness.
It was Lara Croft. We got her. She's in jail now.
A little guy with a white skull head, two horns on top, had a gray scarf looking thing,
a long silver blade in hand, two black eye holes punched in the face, no mouth on it.
Could barely see his feet under the cloak, these two little black legs got off to sit
on a bench.
Is it a hollow knight?
It's gotta be hollow knight, right?
I made his face kind of fat.
Oh, he's kind of cute.
It's the knight!
He's kinda good, right?
Uh, two horns, a long silver blade.
Okay.
it's silver. He's perfect. Oh, he actually does have a smart thing. 99% accurate! Wow,
I wonder if he can get a hundred or maybe it doesn't get better than that. 99%. This
is not Hollow Knight, this is The Knight. Okay, well you know what I meant, from the
first Hollow Knight game, whatever. One more. Scrawny little brown beast with ears like
sails and claws like a shore crab, hideous creature. Triangular head with a wide beak
like mouth across the face. Darning yellow eyes, cackled at my driving. Is it the
Coyote? Yeah, the tiniest eye. Somebody wrinkles deer and those long skinny arms must not have used sunscreen.
I don't know. Yeah, sourcing for the four months.
I don't know.
Years like a shale.
I don't know what this fucker looks like off the top of my head wrinkles
long skinny arms I don't know who this is supposed to be
Claw is like a crab.
Idiot creature.
Darning yellow eyes.
What do you guys think of this one?
I don't know who this is supposed to be.
I don't even know who that is!
The court's best guess was Catdog, but Salacious Crumb ranked number 5 in the lineup.
Oh, that's pretty bad!
Okay, that makes sense.
I was like, I don't know who this is supposed to be.
What is this from?
Star Wars?
Salacious Crumb?
I don't remember this guy at all.
Slayshus B Crumb, he's a jester in the Star Wars universe.
Return- oh wait, he's fucking Jabba the Hutt's little rat.
Oh, it's this guy.
I hate this guy.
He's ugly!
Yeah!
Wait!
You guys didn't see that, right?
I saw something cursed.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, just don't worry about it.
One more.
Middle-aged male, protruding ears, two prominent front teeth, claims his dog can corroborate
his alibi.
ball, bless a more green knit vest over a white shirt, just like my dear Harry.
He has a big squishy looking nose, really red tie and boring brown pants.
What? I don't know who this is.
A squishy looking nose?
Looks like I'm drawing the fucking baby brother from Diary of a Wimpy Kid protruding ears.
She's mostly bald.
Who is this?
A green and a vest over a white shirt.
I generally have no idea who this is.
A red tie and boring brown pants.
I didn't do- fuck, I didn't leave room for the pants.
Who the fuck is this?
Here, take some eyebrows.
I don't know what skin color he has, actually.
A green knitted vest.
Over a white shirt.
You know what?
I'm just gonna cheat the system.
This is where his waist is now.
And these are his pants.
I gotta get those in there for the points.
Yup.
Looks great.
It's amazing.
All right, what are we thinking?
Who is this?
Oh, the dogs, oh, it's Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
Oh, well, my sketch is okay for us.
I didn't know who it was supposed to be.
Yo Flacco, thank you for the prime.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, I liked Wallace and Gromit when I was a kid.
Last one of those.
That was fun though.
Good game.
I would be down for more of those.
Yeah, very fun.
I'm gonna watch a little Mr. Daily.
Mr. Daily.
Eh.
Ow.
Members only content, ow.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
This guy picked the absolute worst moment
to take a nap on the job.
Oh my god!
That's all quiet!
Look at this absolute precision parking.
I'm scared.
Pre-cision.
They were at a sound therapy session and were trying to relax until one of them made a mistake.
I guess technically they weren't lying.
lying ruin we booked an Eiffel Tower view
oh there it is there it is
What?
I'll set this on record and I'll set it on record.
Let's go!
No, but get it started.
Wow.
Oh Kyra, come on.
I'm not stepping to it.
Baby!
I love you, Mama Bear.
I'm gonna go over there.
I said to not bust.
Are you okay?
Turn around.
These guys are the cutest little dolphin I've ever seen.
Oh, you're great.
That's so tiny!
She's working with Grandma, you know?
She'll be like, kind of on her own in Hong Kong.
Yeah, I know. I think she'll be fine.
Yeah, but she's like 93.
She's starting a fire in the backyard.
Oh. This is what 330 miles per hour.
Yeah, yeah, thank you for the song.
Wake up!
Yeah, no, no, don't get me used to it.
She'll be fine.
So strong!
He made himself a handheld propeller.
Maybe he's trying to drown her!
Maybe he's evil!
Let me show you guys how to call over any squirrel.
what you want. All you gotta do is you gotta go up to the squirrel and you gotta do the
wait sign with your arm like this.
Wait I have to try this. I love squirrels.
I will try that next time I am outside and see a squirrel which will probably not be for a while.
But I will remember this.
You can make a spirit out of touching it with your hands.
Then you have to get to your back.
It doesn't always work.
Packard's summer salt. Set it down.
Why?
Her son found some googly eyes and put them to good use.
I'm done fishing at this spot because all I get is these giant soft-shelled turtles.
How am I always in this situation?
Don't feed my whole life!
I'm feeding myself!
There's a cat in her backpack!
I can't think of one, but I feel like there was a better way to do this.
Taking the pool down. Questing easy.
Go bigger, go home. Zoe, look out.
Oh
We got a turtle opportunity
We're gonna save the life and make it
Buddy
You're in for a wild one. I know right now it seems like you're an unwilling prisoner, but check it out. We got Bluetooth
You're in a safe little cup holder, I got water, I got you the closest thing to turtle
food that they had.
Thanks for riding with me, nobody's going to believe you.
For those of you that are worried, he returned the turtle to the same spot where he originally
found him.
One of my subscribers found this awesome vortex inside a creek.
It's natural that I again is only for attract the couple and it's clinical reaction.
This is by the way, since they cause a little bit of lip and you're ready.
Yeah.
Hi.
You're perfect in the picture.
You're first in the picture!
Right, we've rocked up.
No one's dressed up. It's just me.
So I'm gonna win.
We're gonna win it for the costume contest.
Is it gonna be it?
Oh! Thank you very much.
Here we go.
You won!
I think someone's haunting her.
So I'm just going about my day
making my English muffin
and I was looking at these pictures.
Like, oh we're so cute.
Uh, who is that?
And who is that?
Like, do you see that?
Yeah, what is that?
What?
That's scary.
Anything on him.
What would cause that?
Oh, so cute.
Oh my god! How?
They were crossed over with a view and they weren't disappointed.
Damn.
Oh my god.
Really? Oh my god.
Hello.
Yeah.
Oh god.
Oh wow, what a nice view and a parking garage.
The thunder was so loud and it set off the car.
Thank you for the time.
This is dry ice put this dry ice and make sure to wear gloves because it's extremely
cold and you could get freeze burns ready okay this is a paper towel drenched in soapy
water it's a good thing you have a spare
Why?
I guess these stingrays were paid actors. What? What was that?
Where's their stingray?
What did that mean? No idea.
Oh, hi, hi.
How's it going?
I mean, they're probably chill, right?
Look, look, soon as they take him to the station, look at him.
Look, I see all of you walking around here.
Hurry up and tackle this.
This turtle got stuck in the bars, so these smaller turtles came to help them out.
His family had a spot on the floor that was super hot and they were trying to figure out why.
So, right there we found a warm spot.
We thought that it was because there was possibly like an electrical thing or something.
So I got my thermal imaging camera, which you can see, and...
A ghost dog!
You can see her tail.
Oh my god!
Oh bro, see this thing?
Push push push, no no push push push
Yeah!
I got it!
They got it!
Oh and now?
And?
Imagine them in the community seats
You're full!
Does anyone know what's happening here?
Why wouldn't he just hold on to it longer?
I don't know
I think she just found her new best friend.
So many squirrels.
Oh my god, it won't leave me alone.
It loves her.
She has the least ability.
I don't love it.
Sorry to ask you, but do you have a charger for iPhone 16?
No, I don't have a charger.
Y'all by yourselves?
Huh?
Y'all by yourselves?
We can't get back from the park.
I'm trying to pay to get some food.
You trying to pay to get some food?
Yeah, but my phone died.
I'm going to pay for you.
This is what I took.
What do you want?
I don't know.
Thank you.
It went fishing.
That's so cute.
What a nice lady.
Woo!
Come on, Kyle.
I think this poor little guy might be scared of swing sets.
Oh!
These golden retrievers noticed this little guy struggling in the water, so came to help
him out.
Here he goes, what is it?
Oh, oh, oh, it's a bug!
Oh, he got you now.
He's so fat!
You're so fat.
He's easier with you.
Aww.
What's up, Garibia?
Mama's easy, isn't she?
Aww.
What's up, Garibia?
You got some golden retrievers in there
that are worried about you.
We're taking the little bird back to its nest.
I don't know.
It's okay, baby.
Did you get it?
Yeah.
Good job!
Okay, in one minute,
I'm going to go down to our state building
It is gonna be lightning pink from Miss Dolly Parton.
It's a 924, and I said it in 925.
It's a lightning pink baby.
It's pink!
I think she needs to figure out the difference between a hop, skip, and a jump.
Show me how you skip.
Oh my birds.
This lizard's got a massive tongue.
It's blue.
It's kind of fat too.
It's a white ass too.
It's a bitchy.
Oh wow.
Oh wow!
I found this cool video of Lava oozing out of this big shape there.
Why did I think that was a loaf of bread at first?
I just love bread so much.
It looks like a delicious loaf of bread.
Yeah, the forbidden bread.
She taught her bird how to sing Queens of the Night.
Oh, she's good!
Hello, everyone. This is your Daily Doesn't Copy.
That is Yala's video. Are you hoping enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Better?
Thanks, Mr. Daily. Another great video.
Is it game and time?
It's a bit early.
It's a bit early for gaming, but I'm not
going to be gaming time.
I want to play more Blood of Dawn Walker.
I was enjoying that.
One more.
Another Mr. Daily or something else?
Maybe I should order my food now,
so I don't have to do it in the middle of a warm game.
I'll just get it now.
Oh wait, I have leftovers actually, I just remembered.
I have leftovers in the fridge.
It's just pasta, but I'll probably eat that.
A Joe, we can watch a Joe, perhaps.
What is this?
This crosshairs the whole screen.
How do you get the kill?
That was pretty good!
You sit there and say thank you for the gift dude!
Wow you could never..
Dude I haven't been playing CS and shooters for like
for like 10 plus fucking years exclusive clip oh wait September 18 this is way
sooner than I thought oh my god everything's happening so fast yo where
Erlio Wolf, thank you for the 19 months.
Nerdaroo.
I'm not nerdaroo.
Excuse me.
Pardon.
Yeah, two weeks.
She's gonna play Resident Evil 2 in Preparation, Pac-Man dance.
No I will not!
She will stop!
Stop it!
Wow.
Fuck.
Fuck. Jesus.
What the fuck was in there?
It's got the organ bag on him.
That's gonna be the popcorn bucket. Someone sent me that link yesterday.
Are y'all getting the fuckin' organ bag popcorn bucket?
Mmm, so tasty.
oh my god not leon kennedy dude you already know if they tried to do leon
kennedy unless they got the perfect like one in a billion after people are
gonna be like this fucking sucks this fucking sucks that's not what we almost
It was like, it would have been horrible.
I'm not 100% sure if I'll go see this or not.
It's not like a God of Sea for me, but I feel like I should.
I've just not been on horror movies.
The last horror movie I watched was Obsession.
I did like it, but I had some queasy stomach moments.
No.
Right, yeah, they've been two years.
I'm not evil.
But is there a hot girl in it?
Is there?
Oh, I've already seen this, I think.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like...
I don't...
Yeah, I don't know.
I just don't really like remakes most of the time.
Oh!
Oh! Like they're doing a new fate game. I mean honestly, I played um, was it X-Della?
I didn't really like it if it's the one where it's like, in space or whatever. No reason to panic, thank you for the fun.
Speaking of the weeb crap, okay dude.
Fate is like the weeb crap, like all of these new gotcha games wish that they were fate.
And it's just true.
It's just facts.
Elder weeb crap.
Okay fair.
Oh, I've seen a lot of people have been playing this.
That it's like the most realistic shooter, or whatever, right?
I can't even play not realistic shooters though.
This game looks crazy.
Motion sickness simulator?
I mean, if it's truly realistic, then I probably wouldn't get motion sickness.
Cause I mean, I don't get motion sickness.
PTSD giving games does look really stressful to play.
This game looks crazy.
I don't have much to say, this is still fucking with me a bit, but maybe it's bad then.
Oh, they got drones.
Is this a PvP game?
Yeah, what style?
It's like CS.
It's like, fight 5 or more than that.
I was just team deathmatch.
This looks so stressful.
Oh my gosh.
I just spit all over my monitor.
Sorry.
No one even knows what that is.
Oh, no one here watches anime?
That would be a great day of my life if nobody in my chat
watched anime.
That would save me a lot of hassle.
Hustle?
If I could go one day without somebody
recommending a TV show to me that's like 1,500 words long,
starts in Latin, then it's comma,
or how I learned to become a teenage wizard
or some shit like that.
Pissing me off, man.
Why are y'all saying this to me like I'm a weeb?
I know there's anime in the background,
but it's auto-playing on my YouTube.
I don't even know what it is.
I don't really watch anime that much anymore.
I watched FreeRyn recently, the new-ish season.
I watched that witch hat show and that's it.
Salty Bingus, thank you for 31 months.
I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with liking anime.
I'm just saying I don't watch much of it anymore.
The figures in the cards.
Okay, but like, dude, but okay.
I have two figures on my desk right now.
Neither of them are anime figures.
This is Miku, she's not, Vocaloid is not anime,
and then Needy Streamer, that's a game.
It's not the same!
I swear it's different!
It's different, I swear!
I swear, I swear it's different!
I swear it's different!
It's not the same!
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm going to go heat up my leftovers before I start the game.
I just looked up elevator music.
Okay, I'm going to be right back.
It should only take like a minute or two.
You have to keep your head up.
Be right back!
Hi.
Okay, more blood of Dawn Walker.
It's gaming time.
Megara, thanks for 15 months.
Thank you.
you. Let's start this up. Alright, there's an update already. For the bugs, I guess.
Not enough free disk space. Oh, good fucking grave. It's all these dang subsunday games
that I never uninstall because I'm an idiot.
No, I'm not free disk space.
Seriously?
There we go.
OK, I'm going to install some more.
Oh my gosh.
Delete League.
I could never.
I got to keep League ready.
Do I have it open?
I literally have it open.
I swear, I haven't played.
It's just open from when I helped Emily with her sponsor.
Seven Reigns, thanks for nine months.
Yay.
Just to lead it, but why?
What if a gunman comes in and he puts the gun in my head
and he's like, play a game of League right now?
Or Cheddar gets it and I have to play League?
And he says, right now, so I can't wait for it to reinstall.
Oh my god, the spaghetti is a block.
Hold on.
Spaghetti.
I made my own recipe of a lemon truffle cream pasta.
And I made it last night when me and Sina cooked together.
She made chicken thighs.
And I made the pasta.
Sina said, wait, this is gas.
And she got a second serving of pasta.
I was like, oh, I'm glad you like it, Sina.
I was so happy because she was originally saying because she's she's she's um
She's like very smart with what she eats, you know, like macros or whatever
So she was like, oh, let's have a little bit of your pasta. She's like, wait, this is amazing and she got more. I was like, oh
I'm so happy
I was so pleased why is my bit raised dying
It's because of the update it should get better in a second
And the Jacob will come over and try to fix the internet again so I can get the
Rat cams working again with the bit rate dude. It's so bad
It's so
Oh my god!
Help!
The bad rate is drowning me.
Oh my god.
Dude, how big is this update?
It's at 44. Help me! Help! Help me!
I think I started doing that after the bad rate stopped.
Help.
Oh my fucking god.
Well, it'll stop once this is done.
46%.
Jesus fucking Christ dude.
Okay, I'm going to make it small so we can at least look at the guy eating the chips.
I'm going to put my elevator music back on.
Let's put some Parmesan cheese on this. It's quite lovely.
Well one trick for the sauce that I made
is I cook it with wine.
With cooking wine.
So this shit's probably like 10,000 bajillion calories, but it tastes really good.
HOP!
I just want to play Blood of Dawnwalker, bro!
Help me!
The northern lights are so beautiful this time of year.
You guys can't travel, you can just see the northern lights on the ice tree.
Couracy of Spectrum when I'm trying to download something on Steam.
one chatter. Good one. They're called Spectrum because I can see every color
right now. So true. Hi chat! 67% done.
But then I have to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
You have to uninstall more games if you want to install Onimushinomar, fuck you're right.
Ahhhh...
Oh my god...
Ooh!
I can't uninstall Witcher 3 yet, I have to finish the DLC.
Fuck!
Noon Fletcher, thanks for the nine months!
Fuck.
Goodbye, Polly bread, you bitch-ass game.
you
I do lose State Farm games, I did it on purpose.
Obviously.
Cause I wanted to.
And it has a 76% positive rating though, really.
It's probably because of performance issues, I would think.
Oh, mostly positive.
Yeah, it's all like performance issues.
It looks like textures.
Cut scenes are capped to 30 FPS.
Yeah, John 316, thanks for 47 months.
Yeah.
I mean, I can deal with stuff like that personally.
Like it's annoying, but it's not going to make me hate a game if it has performance issues.
All of my life, I'm chasing rats.
Okay, I just figured what kind of build I'm gonna do to you.
Okay.
I marked shit on the map
Showing journal track
Okay
This is more doable
And that other bullshit that was ready yesterday
Y'all I'll try to get wool form today I
I don't know how far down in the tree that is I've got playing a business here
Oh shit, I'm about to die.
I just sucked your blood again, oh my god, six seconds.
I'm BFBT, thanks for the 4 months.
Oh yeah, true.
Put the badge thing up.
Okay, this time I'm gonna go in with um, I'm going to go in with the Vampire shit.
Yes.
He often handles what you're right, can you do that right?
I ate it up.
I'm eating this former.
Good night.
I didn't kill him though.
That'll be fine.
That'll be fine!
I'll take you!
I swear!
It's so hard!
Okay, I'm walking in.
Drowning?
Wait.
Wait, was he drowning?
Wait.
That's my bad.
I got XP, okay, I definitely need to fight more things.
Cause I have no experience, I need experience for levels so I can get my wool shit.
Bro, the bulls attacked me first!
What am I supposed to do?
Is that gonna kill me?
Come on...
Better than nothing.
Okay, now's no see see
Wait new vampiric powers available can't pick them up
death of a wuss
Okay, you're getting your blood sucked blood
Oh, I fucked up
NOOOOO
Why did it go off?
Why didn't it go off?
All the fias
Damn it, I don't wanna die
I
Let's go.
Oh wait, what was that?
Destroy the leech barrels.
soldiers set up camping the bogs so that I can mess up their plans.
To all my subordinates, I am aware that in the light of the many challenges facing our sacred
covenant, leech collection may seem like a trivial pursuit. But make no mistake,
these critters are essential for storing blood and hence the nourishment of your beloved boyars
and knazz therefore spare no efforts to fulfill your sign quota and ensure the leeches reach me as soon as they're collected for they produce
Spittle only win alive
You know expectations would be hands-on rewarded fail me and your suffering shall be a lesson for the rest
Okay, these are the leech barrels it costs three time. Okay, is there anything I can I got a loot first. This is important
I feel like there's probably consequences to- he had a pretzel.
Probably consequences to sucking people's blood until they die, right?
It's a RPG, so.
not. Man, I should start doing it then. Dude, I already fucked up this playthrough.
I got my mom killed and the random woman killed. Maybe I should just, uh, be evil.
It's already fucked, so.
Hey, what do you think you're doing? Leave these barrels be!
Hey!
You do know what they're for, right?
The Vakiri need their spit. Add it to the blood, lest it clots.
Whose blood? Yours, your brother's, sister's parents.
And they'll still collect it, whether we like it or not.
Might as well learn something, Ari.
I'm destroying these whether you like it or not.
Go ahead.
Boy, your ambrose will make you pay.
No.
Okay.
Hey, sloz.
Hey, sloz, I always allow you to traverse- oh, here we go!
With supernatural speed you can shape ship in vampire form and mercurial fervor in human
form.
Shade ability is available for lowering in the vampirism section of the character panel.
Destructing the order established by Brensys and his boyers increases your infamy.
Each time you get a new infamy level, Brensys will proclaim a new edict to stop you.
Open the court panel to check your current infamy and the opportunities to increase
it.
Dude, I'm gonna go for maxed infamy.
Fuck it.
the court panel. Okay. Court panel allows checking progress against
Brent's regime or regime. Regime? Explore it for more information.
Okay. Explore the world in order to discover it. Leech collectors.
Okay.
I'm gonna go get more leeches.
Okay, we need to find a road shrine.
Ewww.
I have a leech.
Infamia Creeds, Brensys will soon learn of your deeds.
Good!
I want him to know!
He's a fuckin' baby back bitch!
Person in danger, someone who may need your help.
Okay, let's check this out a
Random sack of loot in the middle of nowhere. Don't mind if I do. Thank you very much
Tasty
No debt. No, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
I will take a bite
Oh
Shit this is my first kind of
That's freaking gooooooo!
Oh god, thank you, I was certain I was going to die here.
Glad I could help you out in a moment of need.
Who? Who are you?
I'm gonna spread my name far and wide, cause it will increase my infamy.
I'm Cohen of Lazlia.
Hopefully this isn't a bad idea.
Oh god, have mercy on all of you.
I shan't ever forget what you did for me. Thank you again
Well I increased my infamy right
Hold on a second
I did it
Hey what
Snitches stop snitching
Go to sleep.
Good night.
Where'd the other guy go?
What?
Oh!
Please, Orange!
I'm scared. Why is he orange?
Oh, he's walking away. Oh. Should I try? He's orange.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit!
Oh
My stand is
I did it!
Hell creature.
Oh.
Oh that-
Uh oh.
Oh, second letter from...
Rosalia.
Ambrose, I scarcely know why I put quill to paper.
For I have finally learned what befell you.
And I'm furious.
Furious and heart-sick, you reckless fool.
What possessed you to defy K'az Skender himself?
Always too bold, always too brave for your own good.
I love that in you.
yet I ever feared it would be your undoing.
Alas, I was right.
You will rot in that dungeon,
and I shall never set eyes upon you again.
Yours, heartbroken, are.
I only have 28 days left to rescue my family.
That seems kind of bad.
Oh, ancient circle.
Let's go here, and then I'm gonna go to this shrine.
We need that.
Why can't I use my E?
Oh, because it's daytime!
I can't use my vampire powers!
Oh, shit.
Yo, Lincoln!
Thank you for the gifted!
Wait, I should equip a sword for daytime then.
Right?
Okay.
Yeah.
We need that.
Okay.
Okay. Yeah. We need that.
Um. Beast Slayer's Pendant plus 3.2% against animals. Sure.
I think this is like a vampire thing. I think I need to come back here at night
This fight stance on tissue entered a fist fight stance in a deadly fight
You can't lock weapons or creatures have your bare hands
God what the fuck what the fuck oh
My god
No, how do I get out of this? I'm sorry. I don't want to fight
No, the gators yeah, I'm taking you for the five. I'm oh god, just back away just back away
Why can't I get up I'm stuck
Am I am I stuck fighting them is how this is
Dude I just want to get to the shrine
So I can't get off the bridge into the water, and I can't cross the tree stump, why?
I don't understand.
I'm poisoned.
Teal's four down, there was time to a target.
I did something, but I'm gonna die.
Holy fuck am I dead?
I might be dead.
I'm alive!
Dude, that was painful.
Shrine, finally.
Okay, vampirism.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, Shred, not only shape shift.
Okay, we need this.
The wolf form.
Um, witchcraft.
Okay, in haste and exploration,
I briefly slugged down the world around you.
It's really doesn't take up a combo.
Nice! Okay, I can run around better now.
Double harvest chance for gathering plants, better prices, grants armor, allows you to speak the rust of souls.
Okay, maybe...
Crease health segments number...
Crease claw damage. I'm gonna do that.
Damage is good. We like damage.
Okay.
So, how does the Gein Hei Spike in X-Mission briefly swing...oh, the ability is really
in use.
And here we go!
It doesn't work well.
Where'd my sword go?
Oh my god why are there so many people here?
Oh fuck! I'm in trouble.
Fucking jolly fuck. I'm in trouble.
switchcraft oh my god
NOOOOO
when did I last save?
oh my god please tell me it auto saved after
It should save after the shrine, right?
Okay, it did.
Thank God.
Holy shit.
Pain.
Pain and suffering.
What if I just like...
I'm just gonna immediately life suck someone.
Okay, now I need to fight them first.
You're dead, buddy.
Wait in the front, Soul.
Cry.
you're dead buddy they're all leaving oh we're coming back so we're leaving what's
What's happening?
Okay, what the hell?
I do it again nice
Oh
Holy fuck
Yeah, that's right bitch run away. Oh, do they forget about me? Oh, they remembered me
Oh
I don't have a good method of healing in my not vampire for dude. I'm so pissed. Oh
Oh my gosh.
What level is this quest?
I'm not sure, but I think if I was too low it would warn me, right?
I think I just suck.
Well, I'm also playing on the next to hardest difficulty.
Hello.
Whoops.
I'm one health again.
You're gonna die tonight.
Um, are they bot?
Remember those trying to scare me off.
They're just standing there, menacingly.
Dude, thank god there's no ranged weapons.
Okay, I'm going to de-aggro them, and then I'm going to come back after saving.
The game can't stop me.
I'm fucking out of stamina dude why am I so weak
You're gonna die!
Like an animal, this one.
Dad!
Yeah, I need a better sword.
But how do I get a better sword if I don't kill things?
Hmm.
Let's go to this, um, we're gonna go here and then I'm gonna see if there's any other
stuff I can do.
I definitely need heals. Heals would be huge. Okay, let's see.
Hang up here, backwater. Yo, Oof, thank you for the five yifted! Thank you, Oof!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. W, Oof.
Uh, what is this? Oh.
Oh, church tower.
Do we go to this church tower?
Defeat the camp guards.
Where is Wada's?
Let's go here.
Maxcube, thanks for the 17 months.
Less than three.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow we are back here at soldier camp let's take this one out i guess.
I must get stronger.
Mr. Gay Zombie, thanks for 17 months.
Hello.
Hello?
Anyone here?
This has to be an easy camp.
Oh my infamy increased!
Princess will soon learn of my deeds.
Ooh, a well-made plus five damage! We need that!
Letter from Mother, dear son, I hope this letter finds you well.
I pray every day to the knyaz and the god.
He tells us about to watch over you.
Follow their orders to the letter and beyond.
With time the Rakiri will notice your dedication and promote you to Blood Garden.
Then who knows?
P.S. remember to wash your foot raps regularly.
Ew.
Kinda nasty.
So many letters.
Is there like a...
Oh, sort.
Okay, nice.
Okay, we'll do it like that.
Oh, it shows which items are upgrades.
Oh.
So this is my day set, so that's an upgrade for the day set.
Night set.
Okay.
Wait, my purple?
No, I want this.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
You haven't found a village yet?
This is true. I haven't been up here.
You hear how an obsession Mickey communicates through text. That title. What have you done with Emeru?
Mertsmill. I didn't do anything.
Oh, available quest!
Okay, let's take the quest.
Do I have any more food I can equip?
Uh, trade goods, ingredients, consumables.
Stamina regen, plus 20% maximum human health.
It's temporary, but um...
I think that's all I have.
Frog jeans!
Thanks for 34 months!
Yeah, I need to figure out how to heal as a human.
Oh, hello?
Wing chimes.
The sound seems to have a rubble around me.
Weird.
All of the wind chimes.
Anonymous, thank you for the gifted.
Yeah I don't have food to heal, or maybe this will, nope, I wasted it.
Tainchfart69, thanks for the sub.
Wowee.
Do I really not have anything to heal?
I have ingredients.
I think I ate all the food.
I'm so hungry.
The windshields are here.
You can craft strong consumables in the crafting panel, unlike food.
If your consumables effects are not reduced in combat, find your recipes in the world to
expand your crafting potential.
Okay.
Um, crafting?
Minor Mending Ointment!
Yes!
Thank you!
I need this.
Thank God.
More food, they're behind.
Strange.
Footprints.
I'm up here.
I was taking their bare feet up the mountains.
What's this?
Fuck, that's a big one.
I can do this I don't have a lot of health.
I can take like one... actually I probably can't take any of them.
I'll just stand up.
I did it!
That was some beast.
I bet many unmarried travelers became its meal.
Whew.
Explore the top of the hill.
What is this?
Some kind of shrine?
Inspect! It costs two time.
Is this story difficulty? No!
It's the hardest one that doesn't take away the directional stuff.
I'm level seven, you lay it, yay.
I want more to explore.
The town that beast really messed him up deep gashes
Face always this is the guy that was nice when we were fishing
Right, maybe it's a different guy stomachs ripped open the entrails are gone. I liked this guy. He's already eaten its supper
So a cool guy
Wound on the forearm
Quite fresh looks like one of those oliashy glyphs. I found very unfortunate
He's missing. It's too dangerous.
I'll explore the top of the hill.
Is there more to find?
Oh, I see a barrel.
Did I miss anything?
Oh my god, my dick, right?
Yeah, I might just need to climb up, I don't know.
Yo Vee, underscore, underscore, underscore, thank you for the sub!
Cool name.
Maybe I can climb up here.
Spectrum, please, I'm not even downloading anything.
I don't have any extra shit running.
Please.
How am I gonna do it before? Here we go.
Hello.
Ooh!
Lots of stuff.
It seems like it wants me to find something else down where I was before, like it's even
pointing down.
Hello?
Bro, I gotta be blind.
What does it want me to find?
Maybe I do something with a rock?
Yeah, maybe I was supposed to come back at night, I don't know.
In front of the big rock.
Alright.
Yep, I guess we come back at night then.
Okay.
I'm going to head here next.
Am I going to kill myself sliding on the rocks like this?
I'm sure it's fine.
There was an inspect interaction in front of the rock on the ground.
You're blind.
Shhh.
Was there really?
I was looking for the glowing yellow stuff.
Okay, I'm gonna go back then.
Fuck it.
it. Oh my god. How do I get back up? Why are you like this? I don't know!
I don't know!
I will find it this time, don't worry.
and then we will be on our merry way.
You guys didn't bait me to come back here, right?
I would expect this little thing!
Oh my god.
I don't know what they mean, though.
Glad grief.
Oh, what is my favorite so bad?
I did it.
Now I can go.
I thank God I went back.
Please don't die- Oh my god, he's gonna die.
Oh my god, no, I'm fine.
Okay, I think as long as I'm running, I'm fine.
Okay, yeah, as long as I'm running, I'm fine.
I guess
Sword mastery could be good
Omni block costless stamina. I don't really use Omni block plus 25 stamina
Weapon damage weapon critical head. I
Kind of want that
Hello
.......
Rena, do you know where...
Finally! You lazy twat! Too busy to come earlier, weren't ya?
Huh... What?
Huh-what?! You thought the cart would magically fix itself while you were gone?
What?
The... cart?
It's still where you left it. This time I'll be coming along to make sure you bloody well do the job understood.
Who is this?
What did I do?
Who's that?
Oh!
Oh, I fucked up.
drop your weapon I've done nothing wrong resisting is a reason enough
I didn't understand.
God damn it!
Guys, I feel like the crit thing that I got was not, uh, I was not getting any crits.
I'm gonna do the same choices I made.
Oh no.
You're coming with us.
Leave him alone.
He's not with them.
Be quiet.
With them?
You'll be fine.
Geez, I wish I had fuckin' heels.
You think I'd find more skills out in a bow, or maybe that's part of the difficulty I've pegged on.
Hello?
Can you cook?
Well, there's crafting but crafting for healing stuff. I haven't seen the option to cook yet
I
Tired flim thanks for the eight months
I just lower the difficulty now I
Will learn to adapt once I grow once I get heels it'll be completely fucking fine
I have no heels, but I'm starting the fight with like it to hit both of hell
Maybe I need to go farm plants, because I need plants to make the healing bomb, or I don't have enough plants.
Oh, I want to quit!
I feel out of that. It didn't seem like it was that much more damage.
No. Come on. No. No, no, no.
I'm gonna back up here and you're gonna you're gonna bleed out, okay?
Thanks fucking god add one hell
I was trying to warn you
Are you hurt?
I'm fine. Oh
God, they're nice. They'll hang me. Oh
Oh, wait am I gonna get her killed?
Another woman I'm gonna get killed?
Oh, God.
So it's Mert.
He's with them, Cohen. Now they're going to... Oh, God.
Shhh. Take a deep breath.
We'll figure something out, Rina. But you need to calm down first.
This is all my fault. Oh, all right.
Why were there soldiers hiding in your shed?
They said someone would show up, ordered me to, to get folks to talking about the rebels.
Uh-huh.
And they thought someone would show because...
Vinnah?
It's Mert.
Yeah, thanks for three years.
Thank you.
It's been three years! Thank you!
What did I think of her hat?
Mert's cousin
Why just answer me for an hour? What was that?
Well
Not recently no, but now that I think of it it was coming by quite often last month
Don't tell me he's part of this too. Oh
God those foolish men
Where's my right now
They're talking care may well. He was working in my cabbages ass
Someone called Craig.
When Mert didn't answer, they started beating him up, twisted his arm, broke his nose.
At first, I thought they'd killed him, but they dragged him out, bumped his hands, and took him.
Do you know how to get in touch with the monuments?
Good heavens, no. Mert has been acting odd lately, but I never imagined he was working with them.
Between Mert's secrecy and soldiers appearing out of nowhere, it all must have been hard for you.
It's still this, Colin. So many terrible things have happened over these past two years.
Still, I never thought I'd live to see my husband dragged away like a thief or a murderer.
Where did they take him?
to Stonewood post. The one west of here down the road. I went there, begged them to let him go, but they wouldn't listen.
Now I'm begging you, Coyne. Help my husband. Game out some Elk and he won't survive there!
Do we have time for that?
Wait, Stonewood? Isn't that the big outpost on the hill?
Oh no, I'm kind of busy.
The one with the Palisade and a Stone Watch tower?
Coyne, please, enough with the questions. Will you help Mert or not?
I'll go there.
Okay.
For my best to get my town.
Thank you.
If you can keep him alive.
That's enough for me.
Now go.
There's no time.
Oh jeez.
Oh my god.
Come on.
fucking health bar.
Geez Louise.
Alright we just need to walk down there.
Is this the plant that I need?
Yes.
I need a lot of these.
Oh wait no it's not I need ribwort plantains.
I need to be on the lookout.
Hello there.
What's there to say?
Well, pardon me for trying to make casual conversation then.
My apologies.
I'm going to go grab the teleport thing over here.
There are not any shops around, not that I've seen.
Actually there was the witchcraft shop
that what I went with, it was closed.
And I could try to go there now.
Thought there was light.
I mean, heals so fucking bad to play this game.
Okay, let's see.
Here, witchcraft vendor can buy consumables.
Let's try this.
I did finish GTA. It was very good. And I got the good ending. Oh, it's open. Hello?
giant bog lizards I think I killed those guys this is the shop right I stole her
Oh, cool!
I would like to buy stuff.
the skilled crossing the mire and I have no desire to be involved in anything really unless
the business is just a little barter that is who are you asked I checked you were the
one who randomly wandered into my home I'm going I tend to randomly wander into places
I'm Vera, or that Swamp Witch, if you prefer.
Oh, don't give me that look.
You think I didn't notice the scars on your arms?
Come to think of it, I might have a few extra items of special interest
to those in the know.
Do you have anything useful for sale, perhaps?
You tell me.
Healing stuff, healing stuff.
Uh, Herbal Remedies Manual, Consumables with Duration, Measurement, and Time, Segments Last Longer.
This seems good. I have $600... $600...
Oh wait, this is mine. Oh, fuck, I'm stupid. I was looking at my shit.
Recipe for Beespin Brew...
Unholy fervor manual. Chance for refund of activation charge up for witchcraft ability. $500! $2000! These seem good though.
Plus 10% vampiric health. Damage is animals. I don't think she has heals. Am I blind?
I don't think she has any.
Dude.
Okay, well it says that these can mend broken bones, so I'm going to buy eight of these.
Oh, sell all junk.
Oh, okay.
Sell this.
Sell all the worst gear.
I have four pants.
Wait, what am I selling?
I think I was selling other shit.
Oops, I don't know what I sold.
I know we're fine.
Oh, wait, I have an apple.
Apple give that back, please
Okay
Chicken
She probably keep the meat I guess
It says it's junk I can't use it for anything
Sell the letters.
Why should I can't believe she actually buys the letters?
Okay.
I know that.
How do I use manuals?
Recipe.
I'll use.
Oh.
I did not like that.
Animal blood infusion, okay.
As soon as the duration lasts longer,
I probably want that when I can get it.
Okay, I'm healing.
Let's go.
Damn, but one apple is healing me up a lot.
I guess I just need a loot more.
Let's get up here and see what the fuck is going on.
Can I come in, please?
I-I-
Supplicant messenger relative of a detainee.
Or maybe you're a rebel.
Trying to make our job easier.
Huh?
I'm here to visit a prisoner.
Naaah!
Excuse me.
The overseer won't let you in.
Ah, here he doesn't let anyone in.
Naaah!
I want to try anyway.
Ugh.
If you must.
Just leave your weapons first.
I'd like to keep them fine. You can keep them outside
In your dreams two arms lads we've got a troublemaker here
You guys serve those disgusting vampires I feel no mercy for you
You
I
Oh
Man they were orange
I'm not one of them take my weapons they're gonna they're gonna oh here we go
Oh
I can do this
One.
I hate him so much that he doesn't move.
Come on!
Dialysis! Stop! I'm gonna stab you!
Oh my god, I'm distracted.
I'll take it. I swear!
Nooooooooo!
I mean, I'm getting better at least.
That's what really mattered, I guess.
Get closer, I will kill you.
Yeah
Fuck it!
One health again, for fuck's sake.
I don't know what's wrong with my brain, I can't make myself not fight the orange enemies.
Okay, this time I got it!
I'm getting both.
Okay, maybe I don't got it this time
If I don't get it this time, I'll stop trying.
I gotta hit him something that doesn't move.
I enjoy killing you!
How do you do this?
Don't even think about that!
If I were in vampire mode, they'd all be fucking dead.
And I haven't been using the magic because it takes my health.
Okay, I'll try it this time though.
We're out of time!
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
Yeah!
Not like your feet are as protected as...
All right, I'm going to be one more.
Open the arrows now!
Okay, actual last try, I swear.
Actual last try.
No one will miss you.
Don't get so long, Vace.
You're the one who's punching me!
You love me, don't you?
Nice try.
I would have killed you here and now.
Oh
and save oh my god hi chatter I did it that was painful I'm almost halfway to
another level and I got an onion we eaten the delicious raw onion hello I'm
I'm just a chill vampire, guys.
Nothing to worry about here.
Got any plants?
Me roll, thanks for two months.
And crouch, thanks for 14 months.
I did it.
Oh.
Ooh!
Blue sword?
Plus nine max damage against mortals, okay.
And plus 18 damage.
Okay, not bad, we take that.
Rages of claws and weapons of weapon are often unique ways to deal damage, and to
serve the weapon of claws is displayed in the bottom right corner.
Oh.
There's more guys, huh?
You won't get to sleep!
Come on, dude.
I glanced over a chat.
How could I do that?
Roland, thanks for the bits.
God...
I'm not blaming Chad, I'm blaming myself!
Oh wait, I didn't loot my new sword.
Ah, fuck, I'm locked out!
Should I just die so I can get the charge?
Nah, just kill me.
No!
Okay, I'm taking these letter blood drinking restoration.
Okay, I am ready
Right, so that needs to charge up and then I'll have a weapon art I guess I
Got a crit I think
That was pretty cool.
What are you trying for?
Woo!
Ooh, cabbage!
Yum, yum, yum!
More food, please.
need these heels real bad. Hello? Um, okay. Can I not trade with him because he's scared
to me. Oh, I think they're all scared of me. I got to get up here. Grapes. Oh shit,
Again, no kinds of shit now.
Huh?
It's a chance.
Nope.
The dog is not.
Yo, Puppetin, thanks for the tier two.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Okay.
Here.
The weapon arms super long.
Nope.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck!
Chill!
I'm stuck!
Oh, he dodged.
Wow, that was fancy.
Damn, she's too man-seeing.
You think you're better than me because you can draw a cop?
Yeah, boy!
Very thank you for the gift, Ed.
Thank you.
Ooh.
Ooh, a chariot?
Okay, we're finding all kinds of heal shit now.
That is very good.
Another...
More scared villagers.
Oh.
Oh my god, I'm stuck!
It's not letting me leave!
My name is not anything is possible!
Oh my gosh.
the dog is hard to walk, he's fast
some great mid-flight passing up?
Oh, shit.
RUN!
I am getting better, but man, this isn't hard.
I'd be breezing through this on story mode.
I'm off the way back here, dude, okay?
Please don't let me forget to save,
like every fucking second. Oh my god. You have to save after every fight. This is crazy.
Jesus! God damn! What the hell?
That's fine. I'm getting good.
Ah
Okay, I'm sick.
Got my grapes.
Got my cabbage.
Okay, yes, I will save.
F5.
Great.
Okay.
F5 again.
Okay, let's go this way.
At five again.
Yeah, I think this is where I was before.
Hi guys!
I'm super chill.
Come on, you bloody cheapskate.
Seraphus the scornful?
There's a boss!
I didn't even notice that first.
I am not prepared for this.
I'm going to go back around the other way then yeah it's a lot of people I'm
Emily's gonna get more, uh, heals and, and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, more heals and shit.
If I just play good, I don't need to cheese.
So I see a walk-in.
You can't hit me, Ola.
I need to stop dying, bro. I'm dying like this is a fucking Dark Souls game, dude.
OOOH!
My god.
Hello?
Holy shit.
Oh
Nice!
Okay, I'm almost level 8 too, that's huge.
F5, save.
I'll cure it.
Nice.
Okay.
Finally we're getting somewhere oh there's people talking down there
okay well this is where I'm supposed to go
Fight in a boss early or whatever.
Ah
ah
Ah, what the fuck
Oh, that did a lot of damage.
Woo!
Woohoohoohoo!
They are meat stew!
That's my first cooked food item I found, I think.
Oh, this sort of does more damage.
Passive activation charge restoration.
I think I'm going to keep the blue one, the blue one though because it has, um, that's the weapon art garlic for vampires.
Ooh, wait, can I eat garlic?
I thought I was a vampire.
Plus six percent max human health.
I already have one of those.
Oh, the keys.
These keys could come in handy.
Okay.
Speak with the Miller.
Hello?
You can walk in the sun, so why not?
Dude, another guy?
You guys, chill out! Like I killed your boss upstairs!
Why can't you just be like, okay fine, I'm going home to my wife and kid.
Dude, picking up awesome battles.
Wide of the mark, lad.
Yeah, and not even close.
Oh another keychain, leathered longsword, oh hello, um well I'm not here for you so sorry.
Who's there?
Please don't hurt me.
Oh yeah, I'll save as soon as this is over. Thank you.
Calm down, man.
I actually need the reminders, dude. It's so hot.
Oh, thank God.
Get me out of here, please.
You said you're one of them.
You meant the manumits, didn't you?
I don't want to die here.
Please.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't want to talk about it. I just want to get back home to my wife.
Aww. I won't free to answer my questions.
I'll get you out, I promise.
I can't do that to him, bro.
Thank you, thank you. But wait, you've got to help Sara too. Wait, slow down. Who's Sara?
She's with the monuments. I, oh god, I fear I've got her killed.
So you really joined the rebels?
I thought I could do this.
No, Sara's in danger and I'm a traitor.
God.
Craig will kill me if the soldiers won't do it first.
This girl, can she take me to their leader?
I think so.
She's a close confidant of Craig's.
Where is Sara right now?
She should be covering the wrong thing for a point.
If the soldiers haven't killed her already.
You told them about it.
They threatened to kill my wife.
I had to give them something.
You could have lied to them, Matt.
I tried.
The first few days.
But then they started tearing out my fingernails.
Oh my god.
Where is the rendezvous point?
There's a
the bridge
south of here
Go there
And walk to the southeast and you get to a clearing that that's the spot understood. I'll go there at once
wait
What about me here you go you're free
Yay, Mert. What about this person? Are we just leaving him here?
Oh.
Oh, imagine I didn't lure out.
I just saved you and you won't even speak to me?
So rude.
So freaking rude.
I'm gonna go fight the big guy with the ten ten other little guys around him.
Oh, Naldo! Thanks for ten months!
Thank you. I just saved, don't worry. I'll save again for good measure.
Time to fight!
I got kind of sloppy.
Nooooo!
Oh!
Wait, every time I die does it skip time?
Wait, I need to stop dying then!
Or maybe just enough time had passed?
I don't know.
But soon my vampire form will come out and they will be able to do nothing against me.
I will be all powerful.
Not really.
I'll take you high for ya.
Meat and stew? Delicious? Stove?
Will tasty in my tummy?
I'll get you!
Oh, uh-oh.
I think RPGs like this are rough for a stubborn person like me, I can't give up, bro.
I'm doin' it again.
Yo.
Hello?
Why are these guys coming from?
Did they just open the door before guys came in?
No you.
No you. I'm the manliest man there ever was.
What's wrong with you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill!
Oh my god, he's throwing shit at me.
Now they can throw things.
What bullshit dude?
Is that enough bullshit?
Man.
Well, thank you for this gift sub.
Thank you in Synapse.
Thanks for 22 years.
Ross fought 47 years.
Okay, last try.
Yeah
What the fuck was that camera doing?! I got grits so hard!
Get out of the way!
I'll get you!
Should I try again or should I just leave it?
Go to the bridge and wait no it literally wants me to go this way.
One more.
Okay one more.
One for the road.
Okay, one more.
One for the road.
I just can't stop fighting Orange Mom.
I'm just crazy like that.
Why do I do this to myself?
I don't know
Now your turn to die.
I'll get you in the end.
You're as good as dead.
Dude, it's the fucking knife-throwing guy!
Dude, it's telling me to go this way.
Fuckin' hell, bro.
I
The knife guys are here!
There's God of East.
Where am I?
What?
Ow.
I can't believe we made it out.
Oh yeah, dude, back there.
Don't think about it much.
I'll be back to convert them all!
your wife with you. Don't you have any family you can turn to? I've already got Rene in
danger. I don't know if anybody else will finish. I'll be back for revenge. Go to the
arms house in Svartra. You should be safe then. I'll handle the rendezvous point.
Yo! I am the Joker! Thank you for the 5!
Thanks Joker! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Big 5 geek. Thank you so much.
Thank you, Colin. Thank you so much.
Oh my god, they're ringing that bell like crazy.
I can level up.
Um, oh, there's another quest here.
I'm going to see what this is.
I'm about to go Vampire Mode, guys, I can't wait.
The Empire mode's so much better.
Is it the hogs that he's upset about?
Oh, the hogs have overrun his camp.
HELLO!
WOOOOOO!
Dear Lord, what time are you-
TAKE ME TREEEE!
Thank you!
fuck
that's what i do arrive in time and save the day
chill inside the tree
i still have one minute left at most and i thought i had none in life
be well young man
goodbye
oh the moon rises
time to walk the night
vampire time
he he he
I'm stealing everything, he he he he he.
Okay, um, I want to go here.
I can talk, turn to a wolf now!
Okay, nice.
This should help out a lot.
Nice I can make one healing salve guys can you believe it
Ah, fuck you!
Yummy!
Bitch, you're trash, you slut!
I
The bigger vampires are so much more fun than fighting with the sword.
Hell yeah, corruption rises.
Yes, very good.
Vader, thanks for 19 months.
Thank you.
The Blood Covenant is the only true fate, therefore all old shrines and false idols shall be burnt to some of the sword in the nearer way that assures they shall be used again.
Berencis.
Berencis you bitch!
That's my number one op.
That Berencis bitch.
Better this way.
Okay, perks. I should probably upgrade some sword perks, honestly, because I was really
struggling. Medium armor penalties. Activation, oh, activation charges number. Let's get some
weapon damage, and then maybe one vamp or something. Oh. Increases Palline, Shift Stamina
cost. Decrease stamina cost of claw attacks. Drinking blood restores more health. Hold
Hold on, the cats are fighting.
Did you guys hear the cat scream?
Mooshie went,
Oh my gosh, look the buns here though.
So small.
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's horrifying.
There we go.
That's...
Yo, Palm George!
Thank you for the five!
Thank you!
Thank you, Palm George!
Yo, Palm George! Thank you for the five! Thank you! Thank you Palm George! Thank you so much, very nice!
And Eero, thanks for two months. Hello.
I'm a dog! Oh! Oh! I can jump, too.
So, why can he turn into a wolf if he's a vampire?
I guess he's like a werewolf and a vampire?
Kinda.
Very cool.
Sara, leave her alone!
Unhandly.
I will fight.
You're one of the manunit friends, aren't you?
Traitor!
Back to your business!
Why did the mark flood?
Pathetic!
He's killing me all!
Son of a...
I love you, you son of a bitch!
Okay, thank god.
Oh no. Oh no. Wait, I'm below one bar of health. That means I might eat her.
Don't go any closer.
I'm not a virgin. My blood won't taste good.
Calm down. I'm not here to drink you.
I did they hurt you can you walk yeah they just roughed me up a bit I'm I'm
Sarah Cohen so Cohen are you a gallant prince or is there another reason you
rescued me
Oh, God.
I will not eat her! I will not eat her!
I will not eat her.
Maybe you really did step out of a fairytale.
Listen, Sara. I need you to take me to Crank.
Whoa! Older horses, Prince Charming. I can't just bring anyone to our hideout.
Especially of Ra'kia.
I saved your life!
And I very much appreciate it.
I sure just kept you a sword, but it's a matter of...
I like how to bring up the cause.
And now I'm in trouble.
Please, I want to join the monuments to fight by your side.
Hmm. Well, you are strong. No denying that. But, if you're lying...
I'm not. I swear.
Oh, fine. I'll let Craig decide what to do with you. Follow me.
I didn't eat her. That's good.
So, where did you learn to fight like that?
My father taught me.
Ah.
Is he a soldier?
He was in the past.
Not under Princess.
That's what you mean?
Ha!
So you can read minds, too.
Later, alright?
That place where I found you.
It was a rendezvous point, right?
Yup.
Lots of people joining.
Sorry, Sarah, I got hungry.
I'll have to do for now.
I'll turn the brightness up one second.
I feel like every time it's like darkening it until you can barely see it.
It always looks horrible. Like it's just way too dark.
Great. Might not want to talk to you. I'll convince him, prove that you can...
Sorry, Sarah.
Later, alright?
She's got so hungry.
We're almost here, hang on.
We can come closer.
Oh my gosh, Johnny, thank you for the 10.
Thanks, Johnny.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Johnny the goat.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Happened to misplace the snares, eh?
Ah!
Ah, keen eyes.
Oh, God.
You're keen.
You're for me a human.
Ah!
Fetch me!
Uh-oh.
Oh, jeez.
Shadow Reign, thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Shadow Reign!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh god.
You won't kill Craig today.
Thanks, Shadow Reign!
The big 10 you should.
I
Didn't mean to I wasn't a pony one you just came for the rabbit soup. No
Let's just watch the sunrise together shall we
No, my vampire time is gone. I'm not you think I am
I
Just a dude, how are you then?
Speak
Friend friend
Friendship of the likes of you
Never perhaps an ally then I've got I'll see you dollars for change. I have a fire
I will put it in Trudder's piggy bank.
I saved Sara at the rendezvous point. Not proof. You might have done it just to get close to us.
I killed the soldiers. Clateral damage. To keep the act going. Your paranoid.
It saved my skin a few times.
You know, Renna, the miller's wife?
I dealt with the soldiers who coerced her.
Making an innocent person a likely target for the Knyaz's men. Hardly something to be proud of.
The manumits are to blame for that, not me.
I took part in the attack on the mines near Lazly, with my father, Vietta, and Vladimir. You must know him.
Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.
Either way, Vlad isn't exactly here to vouch for you, you see.
He's dead for fuck's sake!
Yes, I know. Makes it even more difficult for him to back you up.
I've been disrupting Prentice's rule for some time now.
Got proof of that?
I don't exactly collect trophies from my enemies. Maybe you should since you want to be one of us
I feel like he's he doesn't want to be my friend. That's it
Got nothing more to convince you. What do you think about this game? I really like it so far. How is he
Amazing, right?
Disturbing can I survive this sun now?
doubt it
this one seems somewhat
Unique he actually got me convinced he could be a valuable asset
Still here you know I wouldn't dare forget about you Cohen. Don't worry
Yo my screener wiener my screener wiener. Thanks for the sub welcome
What now well we need you to break a little more sweat more sweat kill some soldiers
Destroy blood transports build a reputation for yourself
The moment I see Brent says coming after you
We'll find you there and then we'll discuss how you can help us
We can help you save your family and Seth 44
Sure
Wait, how do you know about my family? Oh, I just try to stay well informed
Helps me avoid making poor decisions. That's why I'll make sure to know even more about you before we meet again
Very well, I'll meet you in Svartra as soon as I can good seems like we've done here
Huh?
Aren't you forgetting something?
No, I'm not
You'll have to struggle a bit, but you'll free yourself eventually
Once we're long gone
Are you sure about this? He's bad luck telling you sure he is but question for us
Or for princess sure
We will know if you try to answer teen watch you want
Until next time
Why, Craig?
Sometime later.
My Vampire Time, man!
Raise your note or I'll get a notorious repire.
My Vampire Time was robbed from me.
I'm pissed.
Darth Jebus, thank you for the ten months.
What is this?
It's red, so I probably can't f- what the fuck?
I just want to see what it is.
Huh.
Okay, well.
Let's head over here I guess.
Or maybe TP back and find some shit to do- oh!
Hello, Duggies!
It's a battle!
It's a battle with you, Duggies!
Yawana, thank you for the two months!
Oh, and the name is Wana.
Okay
I died
It's fine
They're red mobs really a lot explains a lot
Okay, we'll take that I suppose.
That was a fat fucking cat.
Wowee.
Where'd the dogs go?
I don't see them now.
Where'd the dogs go?
I don't see them now.
Oh, here they are.
I need this XP.
Holy shit.
Maybe I don't need the XP.
I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Goodbye, Duggies. I'm sorry for bothering you.
Oh my god, they're still following me.
I'm sorry.
It's just not fucking fair.
I can run through the water even.
Okay, I dodged the dogs.
Let's do...
Maximum stamina increase.
person in danger. I think I'm way too low level for this area.
Um, ancient circle.
Defeat the camp. Okay, I think I can finally do this camp. This is the camp I tried to do
earlier, but
I was too weak.
And it'll increase my, uh, my infamy or notoriety or whatever.
Oh
Wild strawberries yum yum yum versus colors
Wow
I'll make you a singer.
It's a wonder.
Come closer, and I'll show you something.
Please, please don't send me all the way back.
I'll take that one over.
You'll law XOXO, thank you for the gift, dude.
Thank you.
All right, here we go.
Grow doodle!
crime.
You're the one who will not survive.
Surrender and I will spare your life!
Woo!
That was way better.
Way way better than the previous times.
Nice.
Got to loot everything.
Steel report.
Steel bread.
Yes, there's soup in there.
Very nice.
You better run.
I
Will your precious blood dries up and clots now boy our Ambrose
Yeah
Is there anything better?
Taks stamina cast
Sure, I
Think I already have that I should save
Okay, now what there's another one down here. I'm gonna get whatever this quest is
Moving up.
My infamy has increased.
Hehehehe.
Although being infamous is technically as being a good guy in this, I think.
Charmington, thank you for the tier two four months.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
I'm gonna prolong it.
Oh, my goodness.
Not.
Wow.
Bro, I died because I was trying to check my Vibrate 1.
I just killed the two big guys too.
You're too heavy!
No!
If you ever do, there's nothing being here.
Get back to work!
Move it!
Nooooo!
You better go!
Embarrassed!
You just killed me and put me in jail!
Petty you are, you are, you are!
What?!
Kill me.
You are!
Kill me!
You are killing me!
I am Items!
You cannot kill me, you coward.
You are killing me!
Kill me!
I
Hello?
Thank you.
Nothing's wrong with my internet.
I might just try resetting my router, like speed test says nothing wrong.
Okay, I'm going to reset it. I'll be right back.
you
Hello?
Okay, we'll see if it works.
Okay.
We'll see.
Okay.
I think we're done.
Just let me have a quick look at the results.
Okay.
I think we're done.
Okay.
Hello? Okay, we'll see if it works now.
Okay. I don't know why it randomly got so bad. So strange.
Hi guys. Very weird.
Where are we trying at? Oh my god, it's still horrible. Why is this happening?
So annoying.
I mean, maybe it just needs a second after restarting, so it looks like it's the speeds
building back up.
It's just slow.
I'm just going to give it a bit.
I don't know what to do with you.
Take damage!
Frick!
Slow down, you're punching people on the masses.
Oh my god.
No!
Man!
The difficulty was more than I expected when I picked it.
I was gonna blame my internet.
I got the big guy.
Now it's everyone else.
You guys are nothing to me.
Nothing to a guy like me.
Nothing to a fucking vampire werewolf guy like me.
You guys smell me?
Nothing.
Thanks
Finally. Ship and ruddy, rich and blue blood. He was there to see Old Voysku, beg for mercy.
It was quite the sight. Didn't seem so noble, pissing his breeches.
So Ambrus is the one keeping the Vakiri well fed. For now.
Abyss.
I'm fit right.
Alley, thanks for the five gift, kid.
Well, thanks, Alley.
This is fine, yeah. Who needs bit rate anyway?
Whatever dude.
Pretty guess for the end of the world.
My mama not would a coward sit out on a quest like mine
Ambrose's men would slit your throat the moment they found you
Precisely something I'd expect a coward to say
You're insane
Hey, just fearless like any man you meet
Wait wait wait you're with the rebels
well
Not yet
But the moment their noble leader, Craig, hears of my endeavors, he'll let me join the cause, I'm sure.
Keep on fighting. I'm sure Craig will make it.
Hey.
Yes, we know him.
Good luck. Clownster Brave.
Dude, the bit rate is so bad.
Maybe I should end and then try to see if I can get someone to come look at it.
My infamy is increasing.
So annoying though, I want to play!
Ugh!
So annoying.
Oh nice, I can actually craft more ointments.
Okay, there's another quest up there.
I should probably stay in this general area.
Oh wait, maybe I should actually go to this outpost.
It's probably about my level?
Probably okay.
And I'm almost in vampire mode too.
Two more time passes, and I'll be in my supreme form.
Dude.
Hehehehe.
No, I don't think it's because of, because Cynna came home because we have separate lines
and then also like, I mean normally all three of us stream here anyway.
This shit's just been getting worse.
Like my shit's just fucking horrible that this house sucks.
Oh, hello there!
Hi guys!
Oh
I think that big prisoners here
Is that anything better?
Oh, better pants!
I'll have Restoration from Attack.
Witchcraft ability damage.
Hmm...
These are medium...
I don't think that they're actually better.
Why? Is some sort of a cover-up?
Suspicious.
Everything's packed. I'm getting ready to leave.
Suspicious. What's going on here?
I'm stealing.
Now I will continue the investigation.
Torn banner.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
These guys suck.
Listen to me, you repugnant naïve.
Naves the quotas I assigned you were not a gentle suggestion
Not a nice to have but a task you were to fulfill the last shipment contained
Less than half of what I expect was expecting a required. This is an acceptable
Expect your commanding officer to perform an audit of your books come of your books coming days
You find anything out there under your own blood will make up the difference
Ambrose
Fuck you Ambrose
I'm I'm fucking with him though. I'm I'm
intercepting his shipments.
A key to the barracks as requested.
Is this game better than Crimson Desert guys?
In my opinion it's way better, but I only play like 6 hours of Crimson Desert.
Apparently Crimson Desert gets really good after 30 hours guys.
does it that's what they say
Oh, hello.
I need money, guys!
Excellent. Three barrels from leathly wounded manumettes,
rhino drinks, volunteers.
Almost half of the collected blood didn't even make it to Ambrus.
Ambrus' men betrayed him.
Oh! Night time, guys! It's vampire time!
Finally.
At long last, let the good times roll, baby.
Oh my god.
Instrument of torture.
Still caked in blood.
Look for the fallen tree.
Okay.
Oh my dog!
My most corrupt friends, the last shipment of blood was truly delicious.
I enjoyed it thoroughly, leathery notes, sweet aftertaste of true delicacy, and knowing that
it was swiped from under, Ambrus's nose only adds to the pleasure.
Oh, it'd be so mad!
I shall wait for the electrical beverages and compensate you generously!
Wait, so the other vampire was stealing his shits!
Oh shit!
Wait, vampire drama!
Oh!
So this guy was stealing from this guy.
Dang.
Maximum stamina.
Okay.
I will gladly equip that.
Okay.
So I could meet with Anka now because it's yellow now instead of red.
Should I try to go meet Anka?
I mean, I only have 27 days to rescue my family, so it might be good to start doing that stuff.
And then if I'm too underleveled, I'll just go back to finding random questions to do.
I can't use this one.
Man.
I gotta go all the way up here now to get the next one that's okay it's not that
I
Steal your stuff
Hi guys
Oh
No, we're all these footprints prince
Outlaws
I'll show you
Yay!
I'm level 11!
I think so much stuff.
Western Slope Shrine's Heart!
Nice.
I stole a shovel.
Okay, I got the Shrine Heart.
I can go back and fix it now, I think.
Yo, EE, thanks for those 63 months, thank you.
The Sissy up picks are nice. Oh, thank you.
That was fun.
I don't cosplay very much anymore, but...
I still enjoy it every once in a while.
I have time.
You're welcome.
Yaaang!
Oh, I get six!
Ho ho ho ho!
Um...
Ravenous Flock.
Ooh, maybe I want some witchcraft abilities.
I'm gonna learn this.
I need more activation charges.
Where did I see to do that?
Um.
Nice.
Here we go.
Two maximum activation.
Crease swordsman ability slot things.
Creases all health types.
Creases medium armor qualities.
I have medium armor.
Vampirism.
M. M.
Okay.
No!
I just got a bunch of vampire buffs.
Man, I'm pissed off.
Okay, let's go down here.
I got some stuff that'll be useful even when it's not night.
I guess I'll see if Jacob can come over and do whatever he did last time before Onimusha
tomorrow. Maybe it'll fix it? I don't know.
Hello, sirs.
Oh, wild strawberries. Yummy. Yummy. Steve, thanks for 33 months.
Alright, this is why I better remember. I was trying to teleport all the way down to Anka yesterday.
Shit was so fucked.
Ooh, a camp.
Last time I was down here, I got too shot by anything down here.
Nectar Detector, thanks for 91 months. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wait. I have new shit. Activates dormant magic. Wait, what did I get? I didn't equip
I'm a dumbass.
I need more slots.
Let's try this.
Oh.
Oh!
That caught me off guard.
I was already...
Not cool. I don't understand what it was, but it's cool.
I hate you for something that doesn't move.
I can't do this on it.
Oops.
Oh my god, I'm all the- bro.
I need to save literally every fucking second of the day, man!
It needs to auto-save on its own more often.
Or am I just complaining too much?
Wait, what about Vampire title?
What over dude?
I want to be a freaking vampire.
All right, I saved.
What the hell?
This game seems so hard, well it's...
I picked the hardest difficulty, besides the one that like, takes away all the directional
stuff.
So it's my fault, I did this to my solid.
Get out of the way!
You fight like a beast!
Excuse you!
Pocket-san, bitch!
Wooo!
Are you bothering anyone now?
Ah, that was the first time I ever used that ability.
My infamy has almost reached level one!
Oh boy.
Beloved Boyer seeks able body men who won't buckle under the burden of a barrel filled
with blood.
Volunteers will be offered double pay.
save. Okay, I think if I take out this camp I will be officially infamous. Which I
need to do for one of the quests. Yo, Roland, thank you for the bits and
Gabriel, thanks for the three months. Thank you.
What? What do you say about missing in your boots?
Whatever dude, I don't even care.
I lost to two random assholes.
I need a better sword.
I bet that this fortress won't give me one though.
The last time I did a fortress like this I got a better sword.
Like a big upgrade.
Yeah
Nice
And save
Another training comes in Jesus, honey are there a training dungeon
Hi guys
Hello
You fight like a pageant!
But you should try to aim!
Nice.
And save.
Alright, now there's definitely going to be like a bajillion guys in here.
Hello!
There's so many guys! Holy fuck!
Wooo!
Okay, I need to focus more on using the AoE thing, that was actually huge.
At least I remembered to save this time.
I'm so dead again holy fuck
Get away from me!
You always know what it is to do.
I don't understand how the targeting works, like it always makes me focus the worst guy.
This is hard bro.
Alright motherfuckers, I'm going for you this time.
I'll enjoy captain you.
Death awaits.
Don't make a wait.
You were lucky this time.
please holy fuck please oh my god dude this fight I better get a better weapon
in this place I'm gonna be so pissed unbelievable amounts of piss you won't
I can't believe how pissed I'd be!
Oh my God!
I quit!
I'm just short by physical damage.
by physical damage reduction. I'm gonna take one of those. Oh thank you for the
five! Thank you Ove and Basil. Thanks for selling those. The rage bait is insane from
I fucking bought these guys dude and Silent Tarkheel thanks for 54 months
Now this is a crazy
I mean I'd still rather play on this kind of difficult
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think I've got it this time, but oh my god.
Jesus fucking Christ!
I'll get you next.
You're as good as dead now.
You can't just stop.
I hate this war!
How dare you, death-lover!
Don't make her wait!
Come on, you bloody cheater!
I
Hello?
Swag, sir, your days are the four months boy is going on with my internet, so annoying.
Yes, I will.
Let's go!
Prisoner key now let's look around for a sword.
There has to be one.
Oh, there's someone over there.
I saved don't worry
I'm sorry.
Everything's stuck, the cats are shallow.
They must have still been alive as they were trained.
That's brutal.
Did I really not get any upgrades?
What are these leggings?
Oh, they don't look that bad.
They looked crazy.
Yo, bold zenith!
Thank you so much for the 20!
Thanks, bold zenith!
Wowee, thank you.
Very generous.
Bolzenith, thank you. W's in chat for Bolzenith please. We need to get him some
assless chaps. Do we? Alright, into this prison area.
Nope.
So I got a key, but I'm not seeing a door.
Oh.
Hi guys.
Oh God, what are you waiting for? Let me out! Let me out!
Shut the fuck up, Franco! Don't listen to this traitor!
Traitors?
He's a snitch! Told Ambrose's men we traded with the manumits. That's why they rounded us up.
Lies! I wouldn't be down here if I worked with the leeches, would I?
I'm letting them both go.
He doesn't deserve to die in jail, he's like, like, actually.
I'm sorry, Branko, but you're staying where you are.
What?
No, no, no!
I beg you!
I'm innocent! I swear!
That's not enough. Not for me, anyway.
No! No! Please!
We're not the other people back there.
Shut your trap, bastard!
Serves you right!
you're right. Thank you for everything. Please, come by a camp later. I'd like to
repay you.
Goodness gracious. We're halfway to vampire time. So exciting. Infamy gone up.
My sister will soon learn of your deeds.
Oh ho ho ho.
Anger level is rising!
When anger level reaches maximum, you will unlock a side quest tied to this rock here.
Ooh!
That's pretty cool.
Can't wait!
And F5.
Okay, where to next?
Here we go.
I think this game is great.
I think this is definitely one of the better games that came out this year.
It does have some performance issues, that is true.
personally I can deal with it.
It is missing a baddie.
This game needs a baddie and then
I wish it had better music.
None of the tracks have really, they're not going too crazy.
you know. That's my criticisms of the game. I feel like it's missing those things.
Looks like a blood transport. Ambushed.
Time to investigate.
It's off the road.
It also needs Gwent. True.
The barrels have been emptied.
Something hit the cart from the side. Something strong.
I'm going strong.
What could it be?
All of my life, I'm chasing rats.
Chasing rats.
All of my days, I'm taking naps.
That's where we're set.
And in my dreams, I'm the king or cats.
Used to king or cats.
I will haunt you now.
There will be nowhere to run.
I'm in a dumpster, Oren Alley!
So tasty, tasty rats!
Mr. Noir, thank you for the sub!
Hello!
Thank you!
So tasty, tasty rats!
Oh, what the fuck?
Signs of struggle.
Hello?
Oh, here's a orange.
That's one of these guys.
I can take him.
Where'd he go?
Pocket sand!
Where'd you go?
I don't know if that's worth it.
I don't know if it's worth it if it's just one guy.
All of my life, I'm chasing rats, all of my nights, I'm taking naps, that's where it's
at.
And in my dreams, I'm the king of cats, the king of cats.
Hurry up!
Bitch!
Oops.
I
Oh my fucking weapon or I wasted it.
Let's go.
Oh mysterious ring.
I'm saving.
OOOOHHHHHH
I'm equipping this
Both day and night
Holy fuck, my bit rate
Why is this happening to me
A letter from a father
Son, I know we haven't seen Ida I lately
And I know that the last time we talked
I shouldn't have raised my voice
But please understand that we worry about you the things you've been doing the people you've been seeing
I was young once to and I get it believe me
I had made mistakes of my own and I almost paid the ultimate price because I had no one waiting for me back home
But you do if you return to Silverstein, we won't ask any questions
I'll gladly show you how to run the shop. It'll be a family again. Just come back to us dad
Posh's culture of the city and now he's dead
Interesting. Oh, that's a blue sword
Ooh, sword! Oh, it has a weapon art as well. Okay. I will take that. Let's try it.
I'm chasing rats I love my days I'm taking naps
I need to try this out I guess I'll have to wait till the next fight
Oh Molly!
Hi Molly!
Thank you for the raid!
I hope you had a great stream!
I need to follow you on Twitch.
Twitch, guys say hi to Molly.
She's a cosplayer as well.
Hello Raiders.
Hello.
Wait, let me save again.
OK, I'm sick.
I'll go here now.
Wait, am I going the right way?
Oh.
I find the letter's author in Silverstein?
So far away.
I mean, it's a city.
I haven't been to a city.
I don't see any.
Do I do it?
It's a long way to run.
Okay, let's head here first.
I'll go to the study, sure.
Anka can wait.
It's stuck in my head now.
I
After dusk
I don't try my new sword does let me take it out when I'm not in combat though. Oh
I'm the jolly. Thank you for the gift it's a Molly
Love you have a great ship. Oh, thank you Molly. I hope you had a wonderful stream and you have a wonderful night
Thank you very much. I gotta go around
in this mountain. Why is it right over there? What the heck is going on over here? Oh! Uh...
and evil is going on over there.
I'm gonna try to get to this.
What the heck?
I can't see.
Why'd I get so foggy?
I am scared.
Guys, it's creepy down here.
I feel like this is a red zone.
I'm gonna get one shot by something in like two seconds.
Or tie
Oh man
Yeah, I'm going I'm like way south now I miss so many shrines why I didn't even get this one
I'm gonna piss off
Ambrose
Okay, I'm just gonna run straight here
We're gonna get the um, we're gonna find this guy oh
My god
Pain
All of this terrain
Yeah, so okay, this game is missing a baddie.
It's missing some, some bangers.
And I really wish that there was some kind of companion, like a horse.
The wolf thing is cool, but I wish there was a horse for the human form or something,
like running fast is like...
Desecrated.
You know, whatever.
Looks like the shrine's missing its heart. Maybe I could restore it.
Yeah.
The horses run fast. Yeah, but but something about having a horse like it just adds
depth to the game because I start caring about the horse and then the horse gets brutally murdered
by me for in the story at the end.
You know, am I going to die?
Last time I was running around like that, it fucking uh, it fucking uh, I didn't take
fall damage.
What are your ticking sounds?
Time is about to elapse, even though I'm not doing anything because I've wasted so
much time.
I'm definitely missing a bunch of quests right now, but at least it'll be easier for me to
get around later in the game once I unlock all the waypoints.
So it's a lot of running around now, but where's my Bor-Red?
Hello?
Hello? Oh! Oh my god, it's a red hog! Oh my god, I do no damage!
I gotta go. I gotta go. Yo, quicksyYT, thanks for subbing. Oh my god, I'm stuck. Oh my god, I'm stuck. I'm no stamina.
Run. Run. Run, you fool. Oh my god, there's another one.
I just want this checkpoint, bro.
Come on.
Am I good?
Hi guys.
I don't know if I am strong enough to deal with this right now and I really need this checkpoint before I die.
Okay, now I'm going to try to help that guy.
Maybe I don't know if I can oh
Jesus Christ what are these health bars?
Do I gotta get back north
Okay, you just kill me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for bothering you.
Jesus Christ.
Maybe I just have to go deliver the letter later. It says yellow though.
I should be able to handle yellow.
Hello?
Sorry man, I can't help you.
You're fucked.
Hello?
What?
Is he scaring me?
Yo, NSIP!
Thank you for the gifted.
Is he scaring me?
What did I even do?
All of my life, I'm chasing rats, All of my days, I'm taking naps, that's where it's
at.
And in my dreams I'm the king of cats I will hunt you down.
I'm almost level 12, it's big.
Yeah, anonymous, thanks for gifting.
Appreciate it.
How do you make that song up?
No, it's from Mugenics.
The, um, Blinding of Isaac creators most recent game.
Okay.
A few more shrines to go.
And you wrote the song.
Wood ox, thank you for the bits.
Oh shit, hype train.
Thank you.
All of my life I'm chasing rats, chasing the rats, all of my days I'm taking naps, that's
where it's at.
Find a minute, I'm strurr and alley.
Nearly there, so I have to find the father of this guy who died in a cave in this city.
This is the first city that I've visited since I left the starting village.
I don't want any trouble.
I don't want- Ooh, a medic!
Ooh!
Curious house.
Cathedral tower.
Okay.
Okay
Big city living
Let's freaking go
Oh wait. They passed me? Hello?
I'm not hungry.
I'm hungry.
This makes me feel so small.
I'm hungry.
I'm about to treat them.
Fucking hell.
Fuck you, the blacksmiths.
I should go there and ask around.
No one wants to talk to me, though.
What are you doing, Tal?
I won't do it.
I did think about it though.
Why does no one talk to me?
What the frick?
Hello.
Hmm.
Don't like that colour on you.
Sickly.
What?
Sickly?
I didn't ask for your opinion.
I'm simply concerned.
You should take better care of yourself, young man.
And I just happen to have all sorts of wondrous medicaments.
I'm sickly because I'm a vampire recipe for potent bomb of fortitude.
This is damage from non magical attacks.
Health regeneration remedy.
Probably just buy these.
I'm poor now. Activation Stamina.
Can I buy this? Hello?
Why can't I buy it?
My inventory full?
Maybe that's it.
Oh, wait, that is a thing.
Recipes, don't need this.
Wolfpack Dragon, thank you for the gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, I sold my junk.
Recipe.
Okay.
I can make it!
Let's freaking go.
Okay.
Uh-oh. You look sickly.
I'll be on my way now.
Stay healthy
Okay, ma'am
Okay, the recipe is huge find the letters off, okay
I'm supposed to ask around but no one wants to talk to me
What can I do
Thanks guys.
Oh, wow, look at this church.
Oh wow, look at this church!
Don't be fucking rude.
I feel like I'm not supposed to be in here.
is a solemn moment, doubly so.
A new life joins our flock,
bringing happiness to its parents
and to the congregation.
It's not the same guy or he just has the same
name, hair situation, from the original town.
Don't I know you from somewhere, young man?
Leslie, or maybe.
No.
That's right.
I must become infamous.
It's a real shame.
I'm the attack. Thanks for four months.
So many good people imprisoned.
But where there is sin, there must be chastisement.
And speaking of sin,
come with me.
I'll take your confession.
Um, okay.
Very well. If you have the time.
Now, Coyle, when was your last confession?
I don't know.
Trifytals, I don't remember.
That is troubling, my son. How can we receive God's forgiveness and mercy?
If we don't ask for it, by confessing your sins, you speak directly to Him. His is the only voice you should follow.
Now, my son, tell me, is there anything you'd like to confess?
Any particular sin that weighs upon your soul?
I've got the wrong number of spoonfuls.
Gluttony, you could say there's a hunger in me of the lungs to be sated.
It gets harder and harder to keep you at bay.
Ah, yes. The most common temptation the devil places in our way. It is a test of your will. You must not give in.
It's not easy, Father. I'm not sure if I even can control it.
Be strong, and trust that our Lord has a greater plan for you. Does any other sin weigh on you?
There is a rage inside me mostly I'm able to hide it but sometimes it becomes it boils
over I see that is a dangerous emotion one that can lead to sinful acts and put you on
path to hell but when inspired by the Lord himself rage is justified and
righteous a fire that consumes all that's unholy how am I to know who's
whispering to me all the devil you need guidance and you shall receive it now
Now, is that all you wanted to confess?
I'm jealous of other people, of their lives.
Do you cover your neighbor's possessions, or perhaps their station?
No, I just... I'd like to make my own choices, find my own part in life.
A dangerous wish.
We are all but instruments in the hands of others.
Children obey their parents
We obey our Lord and his designs
Wish I could understand them one day it shall all be revealed to you of that. I am sure
Now is there anything else?
That's all I can remember I
Hear your confession son
The sin that weighs on your heart is heavy
Okay. But truth shall bring you peace.
What is he doing?
need of guidance. I am willing to provide it but not here, not right now.
Tell me more, Father. There is a building near the western gate adjacent to the
city walls. You will recognize the place by a symbol,
Saint Tobias's hand.
Alright.
And what do I...?
That's all I can say for now.
Just enter the building and let your faith guide you.
I shall leave you here alone so you can ponder on God's mercy.
Poor Arthur's tunic.
But remember this.
Everything is a part of his grand scheme.
You might not see it yet, but I'm certain you will play a role in it
This is an orange quest. I don't know how to do the one with the letter
I mean, I might just TP out of here and then come back I guess
Sylvan Wynne, thanks for 13 months. I think I'm gonna end Strim now though, in hopes that
I can maybe improve the bit rate situation a bit before tomorrow, because that'd be so annoying.
Oh my god guys, it's almost September 4th.
I can't believe it.
Okay, I'll be live tomorrow.
For a Unimusha, I will try it out. Hopefully it's good too.
Oh my goodness, the bit rate hates me so much.
Okay guys, I hope everyone has a good night.
Bye-bye guys. Bye-bye.
you