you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you They're just fabric boards. Watch that come here. I need you to scream at some... Scream! Oh, there we go. Close it up. Meow! Meow! Meow! This is just so cute. So cute. cute Leave me alone woman She she loves it, bro The title is triggering my dyslexia. I mean there's there's no words in it. Well, let me see I see the word dip or dips was I don't know. I just went Oh oops oops I just slapped my hands on the keyboard. Is that your real hair? Yeah. And then yet, motherfuckers will still call me bold! But yeah, I saw my real hair, I don't have any extensions or anything. Oh my fucking god! Dude, did you watch Primetime, the Chris Hansen movie? Um, oh my god, please, no more VIP spam. Um, I have not, but I saw that, he didn't like it. Right, Chris Hanson did not like the movie. I haven't seen it yet. But hopefully soon. Rufa, thank you for the prime. Thank you. I heard that Chris Hanson's shit was bad. Well, like, they made him look bad or something, right? I don't know. Him not liking it means it's good. I mean, I don't know, I don't know. I will watch it and then give my thoughts. Gaming time. Let me close my cheat menu. I won't close. This is very embarrassing. I was thinking about uninstalling the mods that make the fucking gauntlet lady shut up. I was like, man, I feel kind of bad. She wasn't that bad. You know? Yeah. What do you do these days? What are your free days off stream? When I'm not streaming, I literally just enter one of those tubes in sci-fi movies filled with liquid, and I suspend myself, and I float, and I stare off into space until I stream again. Now, I've been doing a lot of stuff. I've been cooking more. I've been working out. Well, I'll run for 20 minutes today. I've been playing Magic the Gathering with one of my friend groups. I play TFT. I don't know if there's really anything else of note, But, uh, yeah, I kind of, I'm like a, a super normal life outside of stream now. Like, wait, this is great. I could have been doing this the whole time. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I think, I don't think these three kind of, kind of bad or like weird. Dude, no, it's great. What do you mean? Copium. It's great. Yeah. I'll come back to wow in November, probably, but for now I've done TFT super normal. Dude, I swear, so many people I talk to, why did the game take so long to load this time? I don't open it for like a week and a half and it can't load. So many people I talk to in real life, they're like, oh yeah, I don't play League, but I'll play TFT every once in a while. I swear, dude, like five people I've talked to in the last two months said that. Shader optimization? Oh, why is my control- Let me try to check my controller. Did the rats unplug it? Oh, hi, mops! I for sure need a fucking blast compressed air in my PC. I think that the cat sleeping on top of the computer, the PC is filled with cat hair. Like I can literally see it on top of my graphics card. I think that's why it's turning into like a heat bomb. My PC's so hot, but because it's a heat bomb that makes them want to lay on top of it even more. Like it's like a sauna for the cats now. Why is it? Oh, there we go. Okay. Guys, what do I do if my computer explodes? Oh my God. I need to remember how to play. Oh my god, why is it lagging? It might be the cat hair. Yeah, I bought a compressed air machine. It's like a little air blasting gun. Okay, so... This is Dash. Head for the sand bar. Bro, I don't remember how to play. Okay, so this is my quick attack, this is my heavy, um, walk. Okay. You don't really need much more than that, right? And this type of game. I'm sure I'll remember. I'm just a little rusty, you know. What's the button to absorb this shit? Like LT? Drop! Heal... That... Oh, what's the shit to, um, break this shit? very nice guys can I admit some things to like a lot people were like uh the game's a bit loud is it sounds fine to me let me know if I need to turn it down people were like hating on the gg easy thing because it's like they're like I was like cringe or whatever but because like I've done like tiktok cosplay and I've watched so much like cute cringe girl content like I follow a ton of cosplayers like to me I was like I didn't feel anything. I was like, oh, this is fine. It's like a little skit. I Haven't like I was any problem this at all. I Mean I got why other people are going oh my god. This is terrible. Like I've watched so much stuff like that You know, oh my gosh. Thank you for the raid. Just yeah, I don't know how to read the aluminum here I will pull up the Google translate. People hate it because it's AI lyrics. I don't think that's why they hate it. Google translate. It's okay English? Oh okay perfect. Oh, uh, Jia Yu. Jia Yu, Xie Xie. Thank you very much. I'm not, I, I'm half Chinese, but I can't speak Mandarin anymore because I grew up in America and Mandarin was my first language, but when I started primary school I didn't know the difference between English and Chinese so I would speak half Chinese and half English and My mom decided to stop speaking it at home. Yo, case shut. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you Okay, well the specific moment that made my mom decide to stop speaking Mandarin like how I told you guys this story, how I told you guys this, I don't know. What is this like red marker? Or for people who haven't heard it, it's because so I was raised to be like very ashamed of any kind of like body function stuff which like you can probably tell like I don't say like a a lot of like words like that even though I'm going to just because I was raised not to but so like for example I was raised that like oh sorry I'm not I'll wait for the cutscene to be over this is very important walk in there can you tell I can see a lot of corruption I don't remember the Lord talk over the cutscene for weird okay well in that case so my mom taught me that like if like you pick your your nose like your boogers that's like terrible like that's like a crime that's horrible right so I was in I was in kindergarten in one of my classmates she picked her nose and she ate it And I was like, oh my god, and I read the teacher. I was like, Miss Barnes, so and so, she ate her. And then I said the Chinese word for booger. Like, I don't even remember what it is now. I don't even remember. She was like, she what? She ate her what? And she was so confused. She called my mom. My mom was like, OK, I think we need to stop. We need to focus on English for a while. That's why I don't know Mandarin anymore. leave it to me I'll purify this place a minute yeah no boogers, if you guys pick your nose you're going to jail be sheeep be sheeep I-I-I don't know thanks more, thanks for 27 months I got the booger incident Yeah, my mom for sure could have taught me both at the same time, but I have two siblings and my mom and my dad were both working when I was a kid, so... Yo! Oh, thank you for the pen! And the two minecraft. But she said that she regretted it. She regretted not making sure I no Mandarin tongue. thing for paddling! It's in there, right? You're gonna have a hard life if you can't even use a boat! When would a swordsman need a paddle of boat? Right now. But yeah, that's why even now as an adult, I was raised to like, if you say like butt or part, that is like- That's like humiliating. That's why I still don't really do it like Because I think there's anything wrong with it like I just don't I don't know I Never make like toilet humor jokes or anything, you know Hell no I'm over here, dude, while he was ran past me. Can I remember all the combat mechanics? I already make butt face. I'm telling you, bro, you're going to poison the life. Send this guy to Alcatraz. But like obviously I was around a bunch of other kids who would say stuff like I would I would be like, uh-huh, like, your butt or whatever. And I remember one time I said butt, or my grandma, and she was like, Emily Beth, we do not talk like that. And I was like, oh, I felt so bad. I like, still don't want to say that to them. But I'm fine with saying ass, because my family never even taught me those words existence, like I learned that in like, middle school or something, like, oh, this is fine. I just don't say it around them. Remember even going home. Oh, how old was I like 24 like an adult a whole ass adult I was eating dinner my parents my dad goes. Oh, this like he was he like dropped his water something He's like, ah crud and my mom is like Greg My dad was like sorry. He just had crud like who even says crud But uh, yeah, that was not okay Not okay at all Oh It's all like a old-age curse And the two bonus for the the minecraft thing is so cool I was watching a shit. I hate these guys. I was watching the cave world He's watching the like we're like a minecraft fucking Minecraft updates I'm doing like a new biome and shit, Ice Caves, I'm like, oh shit, I don't play Minecraft anymore. Why the fuck, okay, so every time I have to install Minecraft, like when I've been invited to like some kind of Minecraft event. Why is the Windows like the fucking Windows game launcher so fucking terrible? Like holy shit it's so fucking terrible. I fuck you Windows. Frick you Bill Gates. Damn it. Fuck it. I'm moving. It's horrible. Oh. This is so much agony. This is so much agony. That frickin' Microsoft, bro. There's another agony wall. Hell, uh... Just play it on iPad, like 95% players? Is that true? Is that a real statistic? 95%? Oh my god, the iPad kids are going crazy. Oh, that's true. I mean, it might still be kind of hot. Oh! Oh, my gosh, we're rounding out. So that fish has kidneys. Oh, excuse me, bitch. I'll fill out a- What's all these things? They're lovely ladies, Mr. Musashi, obviously. Like, do I need a swim to get them? I guess so. Um... Oh. They're just spitting at me, okay. Seal the rips. I mean, I need to kill them. Um, I can use this. She forgot she has a bow. I have a bow? Oh, I do. Okay, so I haven't played this game in like a week. A week in gamer time of not playing a game that's like, I don't even know these features. Oh, good. Okay. I don't like using the bow. Ah, oh wait, they come up land. Yeah, that fish has dead bodies. Can you, like, come out of the water? Here it comes. There's those guys across the way like I could take the fucking bone bridge I guess I'll do that You have to upgrade the speed up of the charging of the bow It goes against my Yeah! I PUSSED IT! He spams one voiceline every time. So does the fucking gauntlet. Maybe I should unmute the gauntlet. I kind of missed her. It was driving me crazy and I was playing this game every day, but now I'm like, Mmm! And I kind of missed her now. Oh shit. Okay, I just die if I fall in the water, apparently. Do it. I think I can just delete the thing. I'll do it next time I'm at a save point. What the fuck is wrong with me? wait a second You're even trying. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh. Oh. No. No. Ow. That guy needs to up his bow reload speed, too. Don't give them an opening. Here's the pillar of strength! Metal Gear is also on my list of games to play. I don't know what I'm going to play next. I was thinking about trying out control But I need to make sure my schedules clear when stuff starts coming up also About to be a total of her speech. I will play some more games I suppose just so people don't call me up to it How do I do the fucking chocolate vision? Oh, here we go, okay. I remember now. Okay. Do, do, do, do. I did also plan some collab stuff recently. Ewww. Oh, my game froze. Wait, did my whole PC freeze? Hello? Oh, um, um, the game crashed unexpectedly. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Oh, well they added a crash menu. That's nice, I guess. And like do I let this fuck what what the fuck why is it up refreshing my drop okay sure Thanks Microsoft Oh, it's a PowerPoint presentation for you guys dead pixel thanks for the seven months and Uncle go save for the bits My PC's not that hot today. Um. Oh, good grief. Oh, good grief. Jolliang, thanks for 23 months. Thank you so much. Love the sounds that are happening. That's great. Last time I played the game it crashed too. I swear I haven't had that happen with other games. Mr. Jashal, thanks for subbing. Okay, why does it say it's running? No. Okay, might as well uninstall that mod. That mod that I had. One second. Bum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. I'm so hungry now, gotta chase a gravel fly on. Keymanage, brands and milk and files. I think I might delete those, it's fine. Okay. All right, we'll try it again. You know last time I played the game it crashed randomly too. Real- most egg! Thank you for the hundred gifted! Thanks, most egg! Thank you very much! Holy shit! Thank you! Oh my gosh, and- and 26 from Minecraft! Wowee! Shock, thanks for six months! Wow, thank you! Thanks, Moe Stig! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm trying to remember... Can I just disable... I deleted the thing, but I don't know if it's going to work. Gift 100 as well, surely Minecraft can. Now I'm going to get scammed again. Thank you, Moustache! Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, we'll see if she talks. Well, I try... Well, I deleted RE framework, and it was still appearing. Hmm. Strange. I'm not sure if I'm doing it right. I'm just going to put it back on. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. That is strange. I think it's a problem with the game, cause I haven't had problems with other games. I mean they have their own fancy crash reporter, like there's probably a reason that they made that, right? I don't think it's my computer. Oh my god! What the fuck? Huh? Oh my god, the Crash Reporter! It's like when I'm about to go hit the spider thing. It's so weird. weird now I'll let it finish its fucking crash report I guess. As fan reported! Why does it take so long to do this? It takes way too long. Okay. So annoying. Well. I like how everyone's like I know exactly what will fix it and it's like six different things so tasty tasty rats so So tasty, tasty, Rhett's. I mean, last time this happened, you're not not saying for the one K bits. Last time this happened, it just randomly started working again. Okay. so tasty tasty rats new genics never crashed by the way that's true I never had a crash when I was playing new genics Maybe I will try going the other way first because it's something with that spider. It's like specifically when I hit the spider. So dumb. Oops. All right, let's try the other one first. Where's his court? Oh, it's up there. I shoot it. Okay, nice. I'm like... No way! It's the fucking spiders! What? That's insane! Dude, it's the fucking- It pulled up the fucking crash report again! What the hell? Yeah, he's just too powerful. I even tried hitting the different spider. Now my memory is fine and my PC is not overheating. And yes, I already verified the game files. And no, it's not the mod. I'm not stupid, guys. I use a computer for a living. Thank you, though. Could it be the excessive use of Jorts? No, it's definitely not that. I don't even wear Jorts! Yeah, I'm gonna try the frame thing, because I mean, all I can think of is that, like, animation for the spiders making the game go like nope because it happened three times with the fuck it but so weird cuz like it's so annoying oops okay I'll try that I guess and then um You got WTDZ, thank you for the prime. Thank you. Okay. We will try that, I suppose. I'm scared. Why can't I even hit it now? Okay. Okay, I guess it was the fucking frames. Thank you, game. Amazing. I mean, it's probably one of those things, oh, like, it was Kuma Kirby who said to try to change the frame, shit. It's probably one of those things that like multiple people had issues in the game You have to like Google it, but like thank fucking god. I hate having to Google Shit like that one stream is so annoying Fuck that AI shit, I didn't even know I had it on What did it even do? Like, more frames or, I don't know, fake frames, yeah, I guess. I suppose. What? Where? Oh! What where oh shit, I can I find the It I Waved here, I just got stolen Oh What's this fucker Isn't this game like all about for bosses there's like, parrying? I don't know what the technique is. I'm getting nothing for her. I think the wrong button to carry. Oh, she's not talking. Okay. I did not uninstall the mod. Oh We are kicking butt! Oh Yeah, you tell me I have like 5 health. And it was my warmup I didn't really remember how to play. Ow. No, I just got my blue thing, okay. I remember how to play now. I did. I almost got him too. I had the wrong... That's fucking great. Wait, she's talking! Oh, okay, but no, the model only needs her common voice lines. Alright. Yes! Turn on those fucking AI frames. I need that shit for this fight to be good. Where have those frames up? I just think it's gonna be so pretty. Let's fall! Yeah boyyyy! I got it back. Oh shit, my camera's in the wrong spot for this game. Give me a sec, I'll fix it. Oh shit! What? I can't believe I let me get that off. Ow. Ow. What do you call that? Ow! Oh god, I'm fucked. Nooo! Oh shit, I'll move my camera. Uh oh. This fucker dude. Blaster thanks for 13 months the game remains me of Sekiro with all the pairing yeah it's pretty fun is this where I put my camera normally yeah that works No! No! No! No! Really? No! So, um, yeah, come over here. That ain't shit. I've got you now. You freak! You freak! Half health gone. I don't know what it is about one move no long combo I can't This win is mine die bitch I ripped sealed I still have one more to do Woo! Woo! Yeah, I'm fine. But I have a feeling this isn't going to get any easier. Got one more rift to go. Rice balls and a chest! Let's freaking go! Fine silk cloth. Nice. Dude this is a good game but there are some really small weird things with it like the the fucking frame thing although I guess that was the DLSS or whatever and the first day I played this game I got motion sick like I until I like changed some shit like I've never gone motion sick from this kind of like third-person game before. So weird. What the fuck? What? I don't like this wall. Thanks for ten months Hi, okay Okay, man Shadow rain. Thank you for the ten gifted. Thank you Thank shadow rain. What the fuck is this? I'm up in the sub goal Thanks shadow rain That was so hard, unironically. This stage belongs to a friend of mine. We'll be taking it back. That's a lot of bombs! There are a lot of bombs around here. Yeah, my bad. What the fuck? Dude. I don't remember how to do this shield blaster thing. works what's the a wine be okay the poor the pillar strength no challenge Okay, he wasn't in range I I I I Like I literally star this fight with no heels What am I to do Just get good I think it's gonna spawn me back in with the same amount of heels That's what it usually does. Yeah, I'm none Really? There's no, oh, there's a shrine right here. I gotta go and see. Okay, I can upgrade my gauntlet. Environmental object power. Special skills. I'm really used that one. I guess I might as well upgrade what I can though. I don't have any leather or tempered iron, this is fine. This stage belongs to a friend of mine. We'll be taking it back. I'll pierce his heart! Yep. Yep. Alright, now I fight the big guy. What?! I don't even know how I picked that up! I can't cancel this. Oh! Oh, Jesus. Wow, we got all of this stagger back. I think it was a Gigi. Yeah, this is cooked. I Okay This stage belongs to a friend of mine Oh, dead. Oops. Dude, I'm getting my ass beat. I got a free 1,500 damage off of that. Come on. Is it a Power Man? Oh it is, I think. Fuck! This guy! I think I'm still a bit rusty. I completely messed. of I Oh Man my blue falls That all you got How's this? I wanna go Ah! The boss is un-crunched. Ah, fuck. NOOOOO! Jesus! This fucking guy! Okay. Use the pillar strength to break his block. Ah yes, of course. How could I have forgotten, because I muted her. You even tried, monster! Holy shit, why are you so hard to aim? of of the death of the death of the death of the death of I was trying to get the bomb off. You're a pillar of strength! Dad! Holy shit! Come on, Mom. Yeah, next one for sure. This stage belongs to a friend of mine. I'll break your skull next! with Oh, come on What? How's this? He just kicked me in the face! This dude! This is the last rift I have to do! Just Okay, we'll just kill them solve all right lock it i don't want to fight this guy anymore bro it's been like six tries You made that easy! I Know you Thank you for the five gifted I appreciate it thank you thank you thank you and anonymous Thank you for the the gifted. I had it. I was so close. This stage had so many heels Okay, I need to stay locked in You just fucking throw me, bro. of Ha You can't win! This guy's so obsessed with the bloody banquet! So British! I I was a bullshit. So cool bro I keep getting like cool kind of close Yes I must use the pillar strength It's annoying having to do this shit and fucking even fight him too. I'm getting more efficient at killing them, at least. Oh. I can't just kill them all, no, apparently. I'll break your skull next. Oh Let's go back. NOOOOOOO! Oh my god. When you have no stamina, it's so aint. It's like cam and dodge, bruh. Holy fuck! Oh Shit I'm taking for the fight! I Think I'm locked in maybe I'm on the last. You can't win. I Jinxed it. Holy frick. I actually jinxed it man. Oh brother This stage belongs to a friend of mine. Oh my splot. Thanks for the crime are you like walking towards me this time? We're stuck here. Fuck it. I'm ready! Worse. Ow. The battle is over! Just try it! This is the fight! I see. That's it. Blyat! How's this? What the fuck, holy fuck. I can't talk to you at the back seat, it's not to smash through with the penis. Jesus! I'm gonna die again, look at the tank. What? Can you keep up? Oh my god. Oh my god, I feel like this guy's not even that hard. I'm just stuck This guy's a bitch This stage belongs to friend of Pow! What?! Yeah, anonymous! Thanks for the 10! Thanks, anonymous. I'm down one more. I'm down one kill, not great. I'll break your skull then! Hey Mariah, thank you for the prime! Hello! What What? Come on! I won't make this easy. No, you don't I got him! Holy shit, finally! Oh, look at all those souls! Damn, big souls! all right you stupid fucking rift I will ignore you finally dude oh my god I lock in freedom we need to destroy the root cause of all these matters anything I can uh no weird plight no all right yeah MPC Matt thank you for the five gifted thank you appreciate it literally ordering toothpaste all on around you that's so fucking cool that's so fucking awesome I'm jealous so cool so when you are thank you for the sub hello oh shit why this is pivotal Let's go Musashi! Okay. A chest! Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Had to after that epic show. Thank you. But that's like a lot of tries compared to other fights in this game. Oh shit, party performance? Could it be? Let us watch. Oh Cooney! I didn't really like her, honestly, until her fucking friend died that I went down. I feel bad for her. She's a good kid. Yeah, and her friend is my boots now. Oh, shit. Play that flute! Bang those drums! Beautiful flute sounds. Rocked by beat, thanks for 19 months. That was incredible! What was the promise? To keep dancing? I think it was. Her friend was also a dancer and she got turned into a fucking sludge monster, so... Very sad. Happens to the best of us, yep. Very sad. I see as I can Exactly see you back at the temple Bye-bye But she's shoes now so she can dance forever Yeah, I guess that's a good point she's shoes now now. Musashi doesn't really dance though, it's kind of being an asshole. A dancer girl turned into your boots and you don't even dance to let her have her legacy. What happened? Are you two alright? An oni attacked our village. Oh, an oni. Oh, Arnie. If the horn was roused up and killed... You guys go on ahead. I'll bring these two back to the troop and look after them. In old news? Yes. We'll listen to their story later. First, they need a bath and some food. Yeah, I'll take care of that. First, they need a bath and some food. Which can you help with, Miss Ashii? Neither. See? So go back to the temple, get ready to fight and wait. Gotcha. You said they were attacked by the body. I can't be right. We got leather, I can upgrade some of my shit. Let me loot. Woooo! So much looting to do here with this newly cleared area. How are you enjoying your bacon cape? I like my vacant cape! I think it's the best looking cosmetic that Musashi has! I think it's great! It's a chest here apparently? Where? It's upstairs. Oh there's a ladder here. Cool. Catch up in mustard cape? I want a hot dog now. I'm not really a big hot dog guy, but all the hot dogs on Scrandle. I want a nice hot dog with sauerkraut and ketchup mustard, like Dijon mustard, the real spicy mustard. Yes. Delicious. Yum, yum, yum. Sonic for dinner does sound nice. Sonic has hot dogs, right? I usually just get, I get a large cheese tot, a corn dog, a cherry lime made slush. Sometimes I get the mozzarella sticks from Sonic. Sonic has a huge menu that's kind of kind of overwhelming a little bit. Ooh, clothing upgrade and sword upgrade. Oh, two sword upgrades? Don't, Don't mind if I do Don't mind if I do have shrimp's iteration sprint speed increases. Oh, that sounds nice. I will take that Just upgrade whatever I can I suppose Okay, cool change appearance have something new apparently I have a new coat. Oh, wait, this one's kind of nice Nice! But the, but the bacon cape. Should I use the morning mist? Hi Ori. Let me just try it out. I mean, Schlotzki is $5. Dude I love Schlotzki's. Schlotzki's so good. Yum yum yum yum yum. I like their potato, baked potato soup with hot sauce. So freaking tasty. Okay, this is maxed out. I love my soup. The despicable Omi. It had a nose. Why don't have a picnic? A picnic sounds nice. That twisted piece of shit. How characteristic he braids in a knotless. There are many unknown... Doki, I was the weird long-haired guy, right? I forgot. With the worm. We're not going to find out the rest of ourselves. Yeah. Yeah, that guy's a weirdo. Tokyo is the mask lady. Oh yeah fuck that bitch too. How's your hole to keep out? Um boosts healing power. I need cotton cloth, leather and undiscovered. Okay I guess I can't do that for a while then. Alright let's get the fuck out of here. Bestie at Mount Hawk? Where's that? Oh! I just teleport there I guess. Oh wait, this is pretty! Oh, wow. We already know this is a trap. Just have to wait and see how they sprint. A trap? I'm scared. Shaking in my boots. Pixamot, thanks for one year! Thank you! Hello! Hi! Ooh! Doki is not there. She's there or not. She might be there. I'll sniff her out. I'll find that, that bitch. He he he he he. Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he yeah I might try and just finish the game today. It's like 10 hours. Maybe most of you have if I get sleepy. It'd be kind of nice to just finish it today though. You're stuck on one boss for 40 minutes yeah that adds to the play time a little bit I mean, I was kind of tearing through some of the earlier bosses, I might help a little bit, but we'll see. I believe the only way forward is through that abandoned building. It's so scary. Oh, there's some shenly outside his wall. It won't open from this side. Love that. Sasha, this sense good man. Me too, but I don't see it. Straw! What is that? Oh, finally showed your face. You and your mother. Two of them. They all like bird legs. Ow. Ow. I just fucking bought them with the duo hammer things. Oh, I think I kind of ruined that but I thought they were way tankier I would have just bought them normally without the tool Not bad I guess Is this open now? It won't open from this side. Okay Yeah, I thought it was like a mini boss and he's got fucking one shot I'm just too jacked. I try to tell you guys and no one believes me Search the area around the abandoned building see a ladder up there Maybe I can get there from inside Guys, what are they gonna make a new Dark Souls game? I think it's probably gonna be like an actual one. I mean surely besides that Switch 2 game they're working on some kind of secret project probably right? I feel like probably. Come on! Do this guy's harder than the fuckin' bird people that appear in the game. Dude, this guy's harder than the fucking bird people that appeared. What the hell? Is that not silly? That guy was way harder to kill than the two in the building. I mean, not really harder, just tankier, I guess, but... So silly. Can I open this or some kind of... Oh, it's the fucking world shit. Okay, I turned off the AI stuff. Spiders please do not crash my game and make people think that my PC sucks cause it doesn't. I swear, it does not suck. Nope. Hey! Where's the other one? Saved! Saved! Almost one shot him with the fall damage. He's fine. You're fine, Rudd. You're fine. This is where I came from. Alright, it is. Okay. Here, fine. Oops. What do these do? Nullifies the damage received when affected by malice. The soul squeezer, the soul sucker. Um... Let me make sure there's balls, I guess. Easy. Oh, look who it is. I'm going to try to fight them warmly. Oh, wait, they are kind of... They got hammers just fucking busted. Watch this. And they get one shot. You're so strong. He pierced my heart. I have one more string to get. I didn't see where the other one was going. Okay, where are you going? Oh, it's going into the rock? Okay. There we go. I didn't notice this the first time. Creepy cave. Alright, got it. Not bad. I see an item. Why can't I get down here? Oh, a ladder. Okay. I'm blind. Nessa Defense Talisman. Oh! Hello? Nessa defense talisman oh hello sir I'm just trying to get back to the top of the house. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, holy fuck. Dude, I've bought so many variations of this guy, and I still struggle. This is the first time I've seen this gun. It's a nice gun. Oh, it's a nice one. I like the sound of the gun. It's a nice gun. What if I just like, like, what if I just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I do want to fight him. I just want to have my full heals. Oh, he fully reset. Okay, I'm just going to go get my heals and then go fight him. They're silly. Real romantico! Thanks for 58 months! Hello? Wait, where is he? Oh, there he is. What is that with this mod? I just can't. I just can't. I fought this guy like four times. I'll break you and your axe! Come on up! What do you call about? You're not getting the best of me. You don't need that head anywhere. What just dropped? Oh my god. I'm killing this guy. I can't fucking see. I got him. Hopefully I didn't jinx it by saying that though. Oh Holy shit. I don't know why that guy, I struggle so hard even though I killed him so many other times. Did he not drop anything? So I could have just completely skipped that fight. I kind of assumed he would drop something. But uh, alright, sure. I guess I get souls. That's my reward. Sure. Delicious souls. Delicious. I'm not finding all again. Excuse me, gentlemen, I need to open the door. You can't hurt me out of it, an animation, that's the rules. Ooh, what the fuck is that? Okay, I can upgrade my gauntlet, cool. And it looks like that is all I can do right now. If only we could destroy the glowing red thing, that's super obvious. If only we had something to shoot it with. I guess I'm out of range, okay. Wait, how do I jump? Oh, just auto-jumps, okay. Oh, some of these. Oh, a chest. Wait, who's hung- Oh, hello! You're hungry. Um, it's not all over here, I mean I guess so. I'm not sure. Woohoo! He's saying Amen shoot. He's saying aim and shoot. I got a soul sucker. Let me guess, doesn't open from this side. Of course it doesn't open from this side. Oh, hello. You asshole, you just killed all your friends. Now you're gonna die. Yeah, just throw the bomb on top of everyone, man. Good idea. Jackass jeez Louise these freaking Yenma man Okay Yo, Heart of Law, thanks for 29 months. That sounds fun. I hope you have a great time. Thank you, Heart. Bro, why is my fucking knee- my knee hurts so bad. Am I like actually a 50 year old man that- the jokes were not jokes. Oh, my dang knee. Oh, my dang me. Look, emotives! Thanks for 26 months! Oh, it's the fishlies! Got titties! I don't know. I don't know. I Oh, look at them all partying over there. They're dancing! Oh, fish lady. Did they saw the fish droves and all came running? You freaking perv! You weirdos! Oh Good lady I die in the- that's so dumb. Any water you just insta-die. Okay, I just go back in the water. That's fine. I think I'm a swallow. Die. Oh. What? I'm going to check these jars. What are you doing? That is bugged. Okay, new saw sheet. Kind of rude. I'm very very rude for no reason. I thought we counted survivors, but... Oh, there's something on there. It doesn't open from this side. I think we may be able to make the case with that. I don't know where this is going. Yo, Lord Gengal! Thank you for the 20 gifted! Thank you! Wow, we need a bunch from Minecraft. Thanks, Gengorl! Won't open from this side. Cool. Thanks, Gengorl! Why are we trying to hit... Oh, it's these freaking birds. Die! Woo! And iron. Cool. Hello, anyone home? Sick. This might be the shortcut familiar? No? I'm not blind. I'm not blind. I'm not blind. I'm not blind. I'm not blind for once in my life. Oh, another one. Easy peasy. I think that's the bridge that I got, maybe. There's a lot of pots in this room. Hell yeah. I love looting. Okay. I love the roof. Oh, hello. I'm going the right way. Am I going the right way? I've been this way. I've been this way. Where have I not been? Huh? How do I get up there? Oh, this way. Explosives? I don't see any explosives. Okay, I'm back around, I love when she just tells me exactly how to solve everything. I like when a game does that It's just a little bit. There we go! More bombs! You would love the new Wolverine! Yeah, I've heard about the new Wolverine. Oh! So bright, Jesus! Ooh, we're here! Aw, it's so fucking orange. Pretty. Very nice. What kind of question is that? If I had a way to beat him, I would have killed him on the way here. I'm just trying to follow Takamura's advice for now. You are an honest man, Tashi. I believe that Kanji will not be an obstacle to you alone. That makes more of us. But I have so many different ways to go, okay this is just a greater soul crystal. Think that? Yeah I think that just gives me souls for free. Easy peasy. Oh shit, this is a fancy room with a fancy chest! The flashing void. A lightning spear deals heavy health damage and produces many red souls. Okay. Cool. I only have one more weapon to get. Golly spider lilies or whatever they're called. Very pretty. Wow, look at the castle. Here we go. oh big fancy gates and everything too I'm here to deal with your monster problem shoot in doji the run-up to Tony by that name used to be legendary demon I know there's a fake Your character name is Shootin' Doji. Yeah, that's all I know. He roams around the mountain and brings back Krobenbuse for shooting Doji Krobenbuse of the same variety that was delivered to Rokodo Chinnoji, I'm sure Let's find ourselves a monk If this shoot and doji is another of doki's experiments, is she just using us to test his strength again? I suspect that may be the case Yeah, we shout louder, thanks for saying too much. Word to Monk at. This looks like it does not open from this side. I mean, it has to be. Okay, uh... I'll hang it up this way. Oh God Time for my new move That's not all you got. of the death of the death This guy's fucking me up! You're safe now, sir. I have to get off this month. Now, don't make wine for me if I stay here. Yo, Confuse! Thanks for 104 months! Holy moly, I also just realized I fucked up the order. I don't know if I fixed it. Thanks, Confuse, for 104 months. Goddamn Goddamn Hell yeah me I think they're worse or broken. Opens from this side? No freaking way. That made it easy. This car goes for him, Desiree. Oh, look at this. It's your brother. It'll be much much as I can't. It leads me. Another question. It's number 400. How many kills? Oh, shit! I thought that was the last guy. Open from this side amazing Another one of these oh brother okay cannot be destroyed from this side Hello? Dude, you're fine now. There we go. Hello? Dude, you're fine now. There we go. So bold. Yeah, it's Ray. Thanks for 25 months. So bold. You're still alive. Wait, you're not from my village? What's the sunlight doing here? Yeah, it's Ray. Thanks for 25 months. Never mind that. Just get out of here. Okay. Small fifth. You're safe now, milady. Wait, what? I'll take care of it for you. You just focus on running away. He's evil. Let's go. Anything else I can do here? Leather! Let's go! important material to have. It's not bald, that's the hairstyle of an upstanding honest citizen in the 1500s. Sounds like an excuse to be bald to me. Bald guy fashion. Where do you come from? Oh my god, this guy's tanky. I don't really like this one or I just don't understand it. Yeah, you're all fucking dead. Yeah, the hammers are just way too good. Don't go into that building. Who is he talking to? Oh, that guy. Anything over here? No. Dude, you literally saw me through the window. I'm just so sneaky. He won't open from this side. Oh sh! There's a chest in there. What the hell is this? Save me, boy! Woo! I'm gonna break these pots before talking to the guy. Priorities? I've seen how it's worse up here. Get away from this thing. Damn. So cool. Alright. Now how do I get- Oh shit! The tempered eye are very nice. Is there another chest? There's one above me. I don't know how to get there and I'm lazy. Another wrecked! Oh, boy. They're always opening these damn rips. Ouch. Oops. Ouch. Oh Holy quick die Oh, there are so many bombs in the corner I could just chuck those I didn't see them Well, now I can use them. Uh-oh. Are you fucking serious? And I have the wrong guys. It's not him. What are you doing this guy? the pillar strength is failing me the pillar strength is failing me the pillar strength is failing me I barely made it. This is the way I came from. Alright, let me go back. I'm worried I missed something. Okay, now this is just the area that I was in. Okay. Now we're chilling. No problem. True Musashi true. I'm gonna order food. I am thinking about getting Sonic. Sonic sounds delicious. I'm going to get cheese tots. Do I get a corn, a hot dog? I'm going to get a corn dog instead, and I'm going to get a hot dog. dog for dinner though? I mean, I guess, what else are you supposed to eat it? Okay, and I'm going to get... Wow, they have a blueberry pie drink! So fancy. I'm going to get a cherry, We're in my maidslush with Nime. Wow, we're feasting. from getting in my way what are all these logs no matter if you push them away we can get through the pillar strength yeah i'm so cool oh god oh they're on fire too Too bad. Then I'll slow this and throw you down. The pillar's strength when the space locks quite harmlessly. Oh, the pillar's strength. Why didn't I think of that in that space? He'll never stop me! Nice, nice, nice. So freaking awesome. The pillar strength. Ah. I didn't have anything for that one. Maybe if I time it right, I'm sure I can break them. I just did not do that. of of of of of of Easy-peasy. Why is his bag blowing? Oh! Look at that! I got a horn token. WOOOOOO! That was a bit bigger than I intended. Oh, but wasn't it satisfying? I quite enjoyed that. You did, did you? More leather. I don't know how close I am to my uh, my upgrades. Not sure. And what do the horn tokens even do? The speed. I just saw all those ghosts. They tried to hide, but I saw them. Oh God. Nitro, thanks for one year! They're trying someone in the soup! Damn. Marshmallows, Ibra, thanks for 11 months. And pizza time, thanks for 8 months. Turned into wine. Oh turn into wine. It's a scary Perfect disguise But why would you work with the ghetto? Oh Shit I got a mythic train. I Think I'll never go on those ones Wow, what the fuck is a mythic train. I think it like gives people emotes Right? I don't know. I don't know. Tempered Lion, thanks for the sub. Oh shit, they're picking up my Sonic. I can't wait. Yo, Kuma Kirby! Thanks for the 20! Thanks, Kuma Kirby! Thank you, wow, and the bonus from Minecraft. Amazing Reaver, thank you! For the gifted. Oh shit, we hit the sub goal again. Thanks, Kuma Kirby. Thank you! Oh shit, Itachi! Thank you for the 20. Oh my goodness. Thanks Itachi! And oh, thank you for the 10! Let me raise the sub goal. Ain't that funny? Thank you! Wowee. So fancy. Thank you guys! Wait, let me read what the Mythic Train does. You know, Roland Esther, thank you for the bits. Um, exclusive emotes. Is there like more to it though? Um, I'm not sure. Now I'm going to sing it for the five and you're the bacon. Thanks for 22 months. Oh, golden emotes. Oh, so it's like the golden capotrain, but fancier, I guess. Silverman, make sure the bits. Where's our evil monk? This looks like it is locked and won't open. Of course. Of course. I'll be right there. Be quiet. I need some cut. Oh, damn. Musashi's so sassy. I need a key, I guess. Wario 94, thank you for the prime. Okay, open this. Nope, not from this side. Mitch, thanks for the five! Yippee! Yippee! mistake thank you for the gift oh I chose a life thanks for 25 thanks chose a life thank you big stretch thanks chose life for the 25 I don't find this key where's the key yeah That's it for all of you. That's it for all of you. Thank you. Thanks for 13 months. Smitha coin here. Thank you. Nice to get here. I'm gonna use the fucking a wind whipper. Yeah. Yeah. Hehehe. Brackstar 22 months. I am there for that. Thanks for the gifted. Chan Robin. Jinku Awakens. for the bits. Wow! So kind. What? I wanted to go, I wanted to... Can I... Wow. Okay. What? I can definitely blam right? What? Okay, maybe I can't. Cause I did see it's a jail cell or whatever. It's locked and won't open, of course. Oh, Stuart, sacrificial fool and slab rat, thank you for the bits. Level 12 Mythic Train. Press Swift, thank you for the five. Wow, I want to see what the emotes look like after. I think, have I even gotten a mythic train before? Am I thinking of a community train? Maybe it's my first, oh, one, two, hey, hey, hey. Roll in, thank you for the five, gifted. Thank you very much. No time to scream with me. Oh, sorry, honey, I'm out of here, so. Some salad tarts, you know. Thank you for the gift, eh? The day it dropped, you had one. That's some crazy good R&D that the day it came out, I got one. Since then, I'm not into stuff. That ass cat that used to be cool. We shall water, thank you. Let me break a sweat. Yeah. Whoa, Jaytrap! Thank you for the five. And RTB Dave, thanks for the five. Wow. Thank you. So many bonus from Minecraft. I got the key. OK, now I can open all of these things. OK, this is the way that I came from. Yeah, this guy's super dead. Let's check the other ones. Yeah, this is the platform I'm trying to come to. Prayer beads. Worth. Nice, I can enhance my sword. I can't wait. Would you cut your hair like the slave dude for one million dollars now? For a million dollars? Um, for a million dollars? Yeah, sure, why not? I'll get a bunch of wigs. Million dollars? That's a lot of money. I mean, I feel like I would never have hair like this again. Look at it. It's been so healthy lately too. I've been trying to take better care of it. This is all my real hair. No extensions or anything. It's not a wig! It's not a wig! Ugh. Is it me or did the guy just get worse? It's just your re-sha-sh-ing, you know. I can't. It'd grow back. Yeah, but it would take, like, years. I think I got my pixie cut five years ago now. So this is five years of growing. I did cut some off, though, because, uh, I don't know Happens what do you take good care of it or not? Yeah That was the exit You strings again They're making me work for it. I'm hungry too. Where's my hot dog? They're still picking up my hot dog. Why are you touchy? Thank you for the 10. Thank you touchy. Thank you very much. Yeah, I think about cutting my hair short again a lot, but I would regret it for sure. I think I look better with long hair, but maybe someday. Where's this damn spider? It's up there. Huh. Now I get up there. Maybe I'll try going for the other one first. Holy shit, I... Where do we get these spiders? Oh, a chest! There's one in there. Can I just shoot it from here? I don't think so. Okay, I need Shizuka to backseat me right now for the first time. I definitely have to kill one of them to get these threads to fall. Can I, like, throw a bomb in there or something, like? I see I can wall run, but how? There has to be something I can make fall, right? Anonymous, thank you for the gift, dude. I hear there's a sun gone down. Wow. Why don't we? Oh! I see you! Oh, I see you. Okay, amazing. Now I can get up here. Move some shit around. Now this looks like I can shoot the bridge underneath. Actually I can. Mmm, but this is different. Mmm, it is Jakey gifted us up to Emeru, sucks at Dark Souls, who the fuck made that account? I don't have to just run out. Oh I can. Why not? I can't. Hmm. I think some other area opened up when I broke the other one. Okay, it looks like I need to kill the other spider before the bridge is gonna fall. I see the golden, golden bonk champ. Wow, choo-choo. Oh, I'm fucking blind. Holy frick. That was like right there. What the frick? Hello? I haven't been checking, um, where's the spider? I think I'm getting close, oh there it is. I got you bitch! Woo! That was way harder than the usual spider things. An ony stone. That will be nice for upgrades. Dude, they're still on the way with my Sonic. I want my Sonic! My hot dog's gonna get cold. Okay, onwards. Right, what? It was not... oh. Airy power. Yeah, darkness! Four months, you know. And my hot dog and my cheese tots the sonic cheese tots are my favorite How I get up there Guys, I don't know how to get up there. NCIS man, six months. Use the- oh, true, true, true. Maybe? Yeah, where's she, she's going to tell me exactly how to solve the puzzle. What the hell? She wasn't there for me. This looks like a fight fight. of death of death of death of Ow. You're not getting the rest of me. This one is stuck. That's it! Yeah No God this fucker again You can't win. Stop this guy again. Die now. I'm like holding down LT it doesn't absorb dog shit Not this guy again. And I have to kill all these guys again. Wow, I'm digging all three stages of this. Yeah, we can't drift through it, thanks for 10 months. of of of of of of Um, well, he's very out there. Is this Dagger? Okay, first. I guess I deserve that. Ow. Yeah. Okay, first. I guess I deserve that. Ow. There's four! I'll break your skull, man! I I pressed my only weapon thing. Started his cutscene it took the whole charge Oh, I have to fight all the guys again! I can't believe it ate my whole charge! Oh my god. Watch where I walk! Are you screaming away? Really? Is that all you've got? No challenge. I think I need to change my fucking item bar. I have three deals. she's here. Can I change my items? Might help. I don't want this. Don't really want the soul Don't really want the soul sucker. Don't? Oh, rice bowls are okay, I guess. I don't really use them, though. Okay, what do we have? Mild restorative, heavy restorative. Okay, we'll take that. Increase health and stamina. Okay, we'll take a towel. I'm going to take that. Um. Erm. Erm. What do these do? Reduces increases the amount of which the reflex gauge increases I'll take that okay Looks good of death of death of I Okay, let's try this. of the death of death of death I Don't thank God, I thought I might have been out of range Oh my god. Did I get him? I'm not dead. He's close. oof fuck that guy yo rollin thanks for six months tier 2 I hate that fucking bitch oh my song is coming here hell yeah Yeah, the items did help. The small amount of extra healing. My food's here! I'm gonna go grab it. Eat my food. It smells amazing. I can smell the onions. Hello. Hello. And I got my cherry lime maid, of course, yum yum yum. My hot dog. Oh my God, the onion smells so strong. It's like burned my nose. I love my American slop, oh here come the fucking cats. No! It's my cheese! Dude, Mosh just ran up here like a demon! No! Stay back! It smells so good. Is it still hot? No! And the cheese doesn't even look like, Like, that does look like a fucking cheese square. I don't care. Mmm. Delicious. No, don't smell my hot dog. She looks so offended. No. I don't know. Help me. Oh my god, this is just gonna get us down! I take 10 pounds. This is a god-awaited advance, this one. You're gonna quit this? Yeah, yeah. You get to a place every time. This smokes a piece of shit. Oh, I'm gonna put the other guy in. I'm gonna get him. He's enjoying this true that fake monk fuck fuck him What a piece of shit a chest yes Ooh, I can upgrade both my clothing and my sword. Nice. See how much bow shot can be charged? Really charge can pierce an enemy. Okay, sure. I'll do that. I should try my hot dog before it gets too cold. Food's still a little warm. I've never had a Sonic hot dog, honestly. Not really what I had in mind when I said I'd been wanting to eat a hot dog. It's not really what I had in mind It's okay Oh shit is that him that son of a bitch monk Oh I Man So nothing nobody I change her doors leave it Woman it's pickle juice the prettiest girl in the village she said is lost is insatiable this gray spawn that's what he was up to was that she do you think i could play that mom they'd see three don't worry i've got it covered oh honey oh honey lucky for you both i got bored and tagged along Wow, he's not amused. Everything all right. Arrgh! I'm so scared! Obelisk. Master Samurai, I'm begging you. Get revenge for everyone he's eaten. Someone help me! Sure. Look out, Capricorn! Yo, Kibby, thank you for the raid. Help you out, oh, wonderful stream. They're bringing the chaos! Rawr! Oh, how cute! Hello, Raiders! Hello, hello! Hope you had a lovely stream, Kibby! Oh, God! Oh, they're out of the party! How nice! Oh, yeah, the hot dog was terrible. I'm stoning in so they won't see the staining water. Jessica! It's been too long. Hurrah. I knew you were behind this. That's a big dude. Oh. I guess that means he's a friend of that bastard. I Find the last one was marked with the strong common sense in troubled times And don't you told you that's funny how in fate literally all of these characters With the strength of every human and funny actor! What the hell are you bragging about? That's not your strength. You just took it from others. You can't have a world with my wife, Olympus. Did you see that? Wow, not a single parry. You're not standing here. You can't have that. I'm standing here to kill you. God of that. It's really not your fault. I'm not doing it. The school will see it's strength, yet rejects the power of the order. I thought I was healing. You just know it's me. Oh, dear. Sorry, son of a bitch. I did it. I Yeah, I'm dead. Okay, first attempt, where'd my freaking fort go? This guy has to- oh wait, it's literally in the thing. I'm blind. I I Oh my soul This is a two-phase boss for me, right? I'd be surprised if he wasn't. Oh Trader Fox And now you sit here playing the king of the mountain. Big words! The pathetic actions! Out of the rainbow! You're up to speed, my friend! Prepare to start a drink! You're enough, my friend! What the cancer goes?! What the hell is this? So strong, simple! Blaze my soul, Blaze! I'm not stopping him! Ow! Stupid! What bring our men? I don't know how to block the fire. Ow. Oh Go again You are the only one. Ah! Damn you! You unsabery! You are an upgrade girl! It blaze my head! It cancel my thing again! Why fucking wha- Oh my god! Con of that! of of of of of of of of Okay, hitbox. No, no, please! You unsavory! I of death of death of death of I got him. So I was this super cool guy. So much easier than the fucking bitch that always comes out of the rip at the end. I hate that guy! All my cameras frozen I have to restart the AI model She's gone. Once I've destroyed you, I should send her and Tokyo and claim her rightful place at the top. I'll grant you and get my body of your own. Now down to you. A purging head. Have some shame. Oh, she's gone. You should be more scared right now. And she also vanished? I don't get my heels back to life. Oh, okay, hold on. Oh, hello? Well, I'm a health bar. I guess it's just a cinematic fight. I guess it's just a cinematic fight. I don't... okay, I sure... I'm gonna shoot at her all. Such a damn mouth monster! The traitorous bastard like you has no right to laugh at us! What's up, buddy? Huh? My house, weakly howl. It's truly hilarious. You're right. I am weak. But... Shizuka isn't... Zagangora isn't... Okune isn't! What's that? Doji, shouldn't doji like her? I like the strength I need. They have it. Oh, so cool. The shoes oh wait He's truly a owning and sharp Oh Holy shit Oh well, what is the part let's see I'm so fucking strong oh shit oh shit oh wait oh I'm on a new I'm so full. I'm back. How do you beat me? Thanks for the raid, wall! I raiders! I got perfectly bored now. Oh my god. Oh! I'm gonna die in the burn. I am the invincible army! Oh man... Oh wait, I should've stayed in... Wait, wait, I need to die and I need to stay in that mode longer. I just saw it flashing and I got excited. I wasted it. It seems really weak. Us. For. Oh My god I wish I didn't only have two heals. the last of my tater tots. All right, look, I have six heals now, but I guess if you do the storehouse The barn killed me. Oh, something! Ooh! And charge it. Yeah, I can do my back! Yeah! Woo! Oh, man. Oh, I didn't get to use my final thing! Oh no. No! No! Why did it! Dude! Why do I have to spam the heal a million times for it to go off? I have four heals. Bruh. It is I who will stand at the top of all things! The only place you will be standing is the bottom! It's over! You're far, far too weak! You are nothing! The source of my power is here! Ah, brother. I heal like I'm standing here and I'm not even attacking what Stand on top of all things! The only place you'll be standing... ...is Emperor. You can see that! That's damn it! I am the Invincible Oni. I am the Invincible Oni. Okay. There's no escape. I'm standing here holy shit how long does it take to fucking hear Oh This ends now. Look for your own child. And I'll die again. I'm staying. It's over. No way! Where do I get to heal? Like I have all my healers, can't use them. Let's see who's really gonna kill us or heal us. Oh There's no escape Oh, she's so cute. Why would you don't dodge the first thing he just stands there to get hit by the other Fireball like you can't dodge it does what it doesn't let you Man the sky I Burned Let's see what really became of us for you. I'll shock upon those bloods to die! You must stand at the top of all things! The only place we'll be standing is the bottom of hell! This is power! This is strength! Oh I Oh my god. Oh my god. Ah! Now feast! Oh my god! Let's see who's really weak. Come on! Come on, come on, come on! It's over! Come on, Bob! No! Come on, Wade! No, your face! No, with that fight, fight! Your powers are too weak! Get out of my face! I Sorry over This fucking guy You're an upgrade in my own world! I have invincible longbow on the floor! I am the invincible army! Let's see really big... ...us! Why? Shulk upon those words! Time must now be at the top of all things! The only place you'll be standing is there! I'll give you a critical of money! Just on these are gifted, thank you! You Oh shit wait he's right here And don't you spank me, coward! I SAID! No! I won't! Enjoy the feast! Get up, you scum! This is the way it is, I have no action on it, too. Stop the gun! No, no, no! Get away, monster! Oh, man! A little head is so annoying. That's like There's no escape It's just non-stop. He's a fucker, dude! I Holy shit, if I get hit by the heads, then first I'm just fucked. I'm scared I'm on fire. Oh my god, I'm gonna burn to death. Fuck! Such a long fight, too. Geez Louise. Are you? Come on. I am too careful! You're a spanking cop! You're just dry stuff. No, you're playing! You have no rights! You are. Bow down. Get the shield out. More. Me. More. More. Too sweet. I I am stupid and don't think I don't okay This is power. This is strength! Far too weak! You get away, monster! Nice, bad saver! Disrespect! Appraise your threats to me! That's not right! That's not right! I Yes! Stop the mission! You are nothing! Get out of my face! I am the Invincible Oni! Oh Let's see It's over. Yeah, I know you can shoot the head. I've been trying not to do it. Because someone donated to do it, and I don't want to encourage people to donate to how to beat the games. I've known that for a while, I was having an indigestion. I Even out of myself! Let's try and stop it. It's with us! I'm dying! I thought the fire was still there and that's wrong with me so bad. That would be this. No, I can't get it off. No, I can't get it off! Get away, monster! No! Oh, no. I don't know why I didn't die in this game. Get out of my face! Oh! He killed himself! What a job. That was close, even with the four kills. They have deemed Missessy worthy of wielding that power. Woohoo! Oh, thank you for the tan! Thanks! Oh, wow, what a fight! What is that for? I shall accompany you on your next steps as well. Lest you stray from the path and become lost like your sine or gumbu. Thanks. He's blushing! What? What would I do? Crazy. To me the word of the sword is simple. It's a game of strength. If you win, you're the strongest. If it takes the power of the Oni and all of your help to make up for my weaknesses and win against the Genma, that's still winning. The second I realize that didn't bother me anymore. The departed Oni entrusted you with their strength. That's profound. Musashi, detours are a part of any journey and the way of the sword is not a path that must be walked along. That would be true with the Oni gauntlet or without. All that matters is that you forge ahead. Lady Masaki. I have a slight skin mark problem with the other side. They're all so noisy and it's interrupting my lessons. You come soon. If you don't exactly turn her down. Let's go. Thank you, Miss Ashi. Miss Ashi, if you can use the spirit mirror and exit Yosaka Shrine, remain lit again, Marin. Let us journey by foot and fight from the outside instead. Journey by foot? Okay. What did I get? Oh, the Oni Awakening! Very nice. When do I get the next... Next row. Yippee! Sword upgrades! Big upgrades. S&P Marty, thank you for 4 months! Thank you very much! I am on my way. I feel those upgrades for once How do I get over there hello Oh, it's the bird people! Yeah, so I'm getting stronger, so there's plenty more shit in the town. I've got 74 casals and rich I'm way faster too from my upgrade. I remember this being walked off before. Oh, you need help, bald guy, I got you. Hello sir, you are safe now. I was on the verge of despair, thank you for saving me, Samurai. I'd like to give you this, this thanks. Six year sake. I don't like sake. Personally. But I see there's a rest over here. A little orange. Well, nothing. Oh shit, I almost got my like super god samurai ability. I have it. Oh, a chest. I'm opening a chest, bitch! What's your fucking problem? All right, what was it? What was it? Oh, he's got a bomb. Stop that. Ooh. What's that? Paint it! There's no escape. Hell yeah! Blindie, thanks for six months! Yeah, I haven't decided what I'm going to try next. I might try control. But yeah, people have been telling me to play Mortal Shell as well. So many games. I love this. Peek your head, bitch! Peek, bitch! Ow. Yeah. Woo! What did she get? Tomahogne? What is that? Is that a new material? I don't remember ever having that. Oh So much stuff There's a chest back there. Dude my room just reeks of mustard now. I should not have gone the hot dog, it wasn't even good. The mustard and onion stench is so strong. Ow. I just died to normal mobs. Fuck We got yellow souls, red souls, blue souls, and now there's purple souls. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, it's one of those fucking dogs! I haven't found one of those in forever. Bye bye dog. I forgot about the dogs. What a good boy. Destination reach. This is where I'm supposed to go? this place is covered in malice it's not just riffs but those weird malice plants too this is a ways how it goes well it's nothing I can't handle time to get to work man I'm not sure what to do. I'm not sure what to do. I think we have to get to the end of this. Why are the rest of them on the ground? Oh, for fuck's sake. Um... Yeah, I agree, but where's the plant? Oh, here it is. Noice. What's this purple skeleton do? Oh, purple souls? Sick. Oh my fucking God there are so many of them Wow I will have my crazy form I'm ready I I No, no, no. Don't tell me one of those big guys comes out, please. Don't tell me one of those big guys comes out, please. Please. Please. Thank God. I completely expected him to come out that proper. How do you think I'm even stronger, like, Jake? Oh, she noticed my strength. I better be getting stronger. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. Where's the dang plant? I'm stopping a mootin. Anyone see any ladders? I see a ladder! I Right easy peasy Oh, nice fog! Get your freaking hands off me. Oh, watermelon. Very nice. Oh, that's cannon stunner. Four months. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. I do, buddy. Where to next? Excuse me, guys. Oops, holy shit! Oh my god, dude, let me get up this lot, please. Well, that was unlucky. of Oh I Did you No! No! Oh my fucking god! I can't believe this! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I can't believe this. Let's begin! Strange. Dude, this fucking guy again! Okay, at least let me get all my um... My um, heals back. I guess. I I You fucker! Okay, like even though I don't like that, miniboss, I don't like that they reuse enemies so So much. I even threw it! Oh, that wasn't such a fuck. Crazy worst, I thought it was an easy one. I guess, actually. Yes, well, easy. Is that all for the risks? Yes. Nicely done. I hope Lady Morasaki is unhunt. I don't want to get in there. Nothing to be scared of about here. Look, she's got a little dog. I was not scared. My concentration was simply interrupted. Oh my god, more repeating bosses! Oh. No, heckin' way. Johnny! Thank you for the 10 gifted! Wow, seven for Minecraft. Thank you, Johnny! No. Wowee! Ole mole. Ole mole. Thank you so much. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? True. Ooh, another two upgrades? Damn. Damn! Killing an enemy near a pet front. When an enemy is killed, certain enemies will come frozen with fear. Ooh, that seems like a pretty good upgrade! I like that. I got something new coat. Eh! I can't go back to my bacon coat. Guys... I am being surrounded by rats. Please leave me alone. I'm trying to do my job. First Amendment! Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you! Thanks, First Amendment! Oh, that's my leg. Yes, my job. My job to play video games. Ah! He's pushing my arm sorry for rotating me in my chair. So cute. Where are we trying to go. Here we go. Meow meow meow meow meow meow. Ta-da! I can't see. Ta-da! Is it normal for cats to be so needy? Cause I was to give them like all cats on protection at all, and my cats are like, they won't leave me alone sometimes. Just like their owner, I'm not clean. How am I supposed to fight on such a tornado? It's over! It's over for all. Wooo! Is it done? It's done. It's done. Oh, there's Karcha down here. Or the Arthur? Now, don't you fucking dare drop that fucker again. I don't. I never want to see him again. Okay. Thank God. Oh my God. I'm gonna be pissed off. Angry as hell. Ain't another one! Dude, I was just here. You're nothing. You better walk on the stream. You're not getting the best of me. I just started thinking about TFT. In case anyone was wondering. Oh no, particularly. Okay, now I swear to God, if this piece of shit comes out of this rift, I'm gonna lose it. Okay. He didn't come out of the rift. Hey! Show yourselves! If you want a fight, stop hiding! Oh Big ol eyeball Bye, Mawrch. Come here. So cute. This looks like a boss fighting area. Oh my. They fly now! No fucking eyeball in this cloud. We've come up with the ultimate trickle of power plays to burst your skull! You're gonna love it! Guys, untouched. I Don't I both at the same time Non-stop you. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. Oh, shit! Samurai Mode! Watch it snap and you'll be off. You're done. You're done. You're done. There's no escape. Hey Jacks, thanks for some seed money! It's another complaint I have about the game. One second. My friends just messaged me my feet are gone This heads now. Okay. Like the only hard part is I don't know when to heal. I guess I'm gonna be far away or something I like barely I Your brother's dead now what Much so that we'll go all the way up! Get him! It's over. Come here! I want that one! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You giving up I dodge that I don't even know Wow. That was very intense. Very, very intense. Move! Hey! Don't twist! You're both going down! You're both going down! I'll crush you! I Please do not control me. My gun! I'm going home for a part of the jet! Oh my god! Let's go! You little... You're helping me build a new chair also. Thunderbolt! It's possible! Thunderbolt! I lost! He's going in on us! You've got it! If you and me now be a murderer by such age! Burn down! This one's a scorcher! Okay. You're not getting the best of me. Oh man, I don't remember the timing for that move. Okay, I go in. You'll have to do better. Oh no. You have our respect! You loud, big guy! Wah-wah! I don't need you! That's all! Stop! The bird breaks! Fight back! And it goes! Oh yeah! You're stronger, the way you're stronger! That's what I'm showing people all the time! It's possible! I move! I've got it bro, break it! Go to school, come on, break it down! See you around, big guy. The back bracer calling for it. It's only an adieu. Soulcancel! It's about to come down! You have our respect! You didn't want any of us to do it! Yeah, that sounds fun. Don't let me down! I'll kill you both! They are dead much more than you can imagine! Stop fighting every day! It's paradise! Once we kill you, we'll give you a tour! That doesn't sound all bad! Come on! You've got a strong, the least stronger! My strong, what's so important in all of this? Bring it on! No! Be right there! I'll show you! Wonderful! Listen! I Yes No, I was stunned. God! These guys! I'll fight every day! It's paradise! As we kill you, we'll give you a dawn! That doesn't sound all bad! It's over! You'll have to do better. You have our respect! Let's make this one hell of a deal! Yeah, let's have some fun. Don't let me down. But we're stronger! Let's go! Let's go! What's going on over there? It's possible! We're both going down! This is the way to go! You've got stronger! Now you have! Nice! I thought I pressed it in time. Frank! He has never escaped. You haven't got a job like the two of us! You had him! Lord, you have our respect! And there's one hell of a duel! Yeah, let's have some fun. Let me down. I'm stronger! I'm way stronger! Much more! And much more! I'm showing you all of my fun! This is possible! Stop me! Don't twist! This is what we left for! You've got to strike them! Hell yeah! You're the one who can't stand the chance you are to such a... Don't do that! Minimum focus! Stop the extra lead! You think you can stop us? Think again! Until next time, don't make me fight them again, bro. It's just you and me now, Miyamoto, but okay! I got you there! Pick up the things. I've watched it, finally! Woo! Fuck those guys! It was more fun fighting both of them together, though. All that we've still lost. I've got no regrets, though. Hell yeah! We're giving everything we had! You two keep training in hell. I'll end up down there sooner or later. Looking forward to the rematch. Okay. Masashi! Shizuka! Oh, I'm only... Dillon, thanks for seven months! What's going on? I feel an ominous presence from the West. It's... almost as if... As of what? As of what? No! What's that? should be nine invincible and yet it fell in an instant this is worse than every place with malice until now put together I bet the only thing seal took a hit soon sitting around here talking about it when fix anything let's go and see what we can do Musashi, be careful. This is not normal. If you sense danger, retreat immediately. Right. The incident's from the other side of the temple. All that may happen by Taniya Takamara Shayama. She's not here. So they got us good. We'll pay them back double. Oh, here she is. Need help with something? Still undiscovered for the last thing that I need. The perfect storm! All right, another upgrade. Can't, I'm pretty sure I can go on. Buy? Can I still buy iron? Where is that place? Is it here? Maybe? I anticipated your visit, Musashi. Eans, wheat, pears, malicite, iron. Hmm. I might as well buy a bunch of shit and see what upgrades I can get, right? A wise choice. The city is in your hands. Let me see what I need. Yeah! Level three, okay, one more tempered iron and tempered iron and cotton cloth. Okay. You must be four months. Thank you. Tempered iron? As you wish. Cotton cloth. You have decided. As you- Until we next meet. Okay. That should help a bit. Okay, one more tempered iron and two conglos. have you need of my aid no you have decided no choice now you have decided No. Very well. The city is in your hands. Two iron... Okay, two con cloth, two iron, two tempered iron, if I can afford it. I'm not just buying it all at once because I don't know what it's going to ask me for next. I anticipated your visit, Masashi. I Was John mm-hmm. I love this guy's judging me you have decided That's probably all I can do. I have 8,000 left. Oh wait. I think I have them edible souls in my inventory Padling takes See items yes using it will cause an array of souls I need a piece so bad but I don't Let's just take a break. Okay, let's-oops. Does this drop Red Souls? It does. I'm just going to spam them all. It's not going to be a whole lot. And I feel afford one more sword upgrade maybe two iron two tempered iron If I eat the rest of the souls No, I can't as you wish until we next week, okay, I'm gonna appear real quick Hello? Okay. Bye-bye. Yes, I have pissed. Now I may, may game all night. I think I am just gonna try to finish the game tonight. Oh wait, I don't have this thing apparently. I did wash my hands! It's telling me to go to the TP, but I don't have the TP. This way. What chest? Don't mind if I do. The wheel up till 7am is really? I thought the game was 20 hours. I'm like 15 hours into it right now. Oh, someone needs help. I really can't finish this weapon. You're dashing heroic saved the day. Here, my thanks. I'd be delighted. Thank you. Is this the same? Huh? Oh my god, it took me back to this. No, I'm here! Oh, it's a new play. I don't know why it told me to go to that one. Very confusing. I've never seen ballast this thick. What's happening here? We need to find ourselves as soon as possible. Okay, well if I'm not finishing tonight then I might go to bed soon and finish it up on a Monday or Tuesday, whichever. Well, if I'm like sticking, I'd probably make a little bit more progress, maybe. Well, hmm, well, hmm, well, hmm, well, hmm, what's it do? What happened here? What a mess. Oh, God. Look out! Ew. Brought the bastards. Oh hell no! Is that heaven's day, I see? Only fucking times is gonna make me fight this same guy. Oh, so funny. I have a transformation too! I can't fucking see though Oh my god. Heaven's bane bro this fucking guy I I think I'm gonna kill him. Do not be lucky. How's this? Hell yeah! It's his possession. I What I love being stuck against the wall where I can't see shit. I hate the delayed heals so much you feel so bad I'll just see on your business. This is our fault! Thank you The bloody backwards again! What? I've lost it! Unquestionably! This ends now. So cool. I fought this guy four times today, but we'll separate. I'll break your skull next. Fuck off, this is unquestionable. Let's fall! I'll make you rejoice this. The money's right where it is! How's this? I'm actually using my Samurai form, I'm not only using the form, I'm trying to save it. What? No, you don't. Can you keep up? What? I won't make this easy. I won't make this easy. Bro, I can't fucking see because of the wall. I hate this guy Oh He's fucking beating his ass. Imagine this kills him. Oh! What did it do? Oh, goodbye. I hate that fucker. That was awesome. I hope I never see him again! I'm getting a rough ship on there's the flower Dayboy, thanks for 41 months! Oh and modern gentlemen, thanks for 100 months! I was lost and I didn't see. Holy shit, 100 months! God damn! It's a long time. Very long time. Oh god, that's back there. Which, where was the way that opened up? Is this going back? Or maybe this way? Emerald Cat, thanks for 21 months! I'm backtracking right now, um, okay, um, yeah, what I am, right? I'm so lost The molluscs are under a chameleon that normally dance, they must be other clowns contributing to it. Figures. Let's go. The road's blocked. Better turn back. Wait, Sasuke. I still see traces of my people's power in the area. These are glyphs that can be read on me by my kind. Hey, collector, thanks for filming. I'm subconverted. I'm going for help. One must keep going. Okay, I guess if I still have a ways to go, I probably won't be an issue tonight, but next stream that I play has tomorrow so I'll probably not find more. I'm going for hell. One must keep going. Right. I'm going for hell. One must keep going. I guess whichever way the hell one is facing is a hint. The hell? Hmm. Am I supposed to hit something? Our animal realm. Perhaps there's some relation to these spells. The rock was an illusion. I'm all So pretty. It's rather expedition 33. Where do I get to cross here? She's a cuss speak tell me exactly how to solve it There's probably something I shoot, right? Yeah, I don't want to think right now I'm sleepy. Hmm. and Maybe there's an invisible bridge. I tried walking off, it just won't let me. Oh, there's a glowing thing over there. Very cool. You want to shoot like you're chasing contraptions. I wish something to shoot. Can I shoot it again? Cotton, thanks for 10 months and Winter Knight, thanks for 22 months. She's fucking glowing. I feel like this just needs to go back across. Like. Ow. Any glowing stuff? Huh. I think those are the glass that are glowing? I'm not sure. Oh, I see a chest over there. Oh, the fuck? Oh, look at that. Oh, and then down here, okay. The chest. Very nice. It wants me to do the fucking lower one first, I think, it's so stupid. Oh my god. This is a shortcut, huh? The only shortcut. I I was building like this, it killed me to go that route. When Phil's awake to engage for a period of time. Alright, we're out! Hey, Max! I'm never gonna get used to getting sipped around like this. Where am I now? Where am I? There's the flower, it's up there. How close do I get up there? So I can just open this, can't I? Huh, break a hundred shields. Wow. Wow! How do I get up there? There's Kant from this side. There's Kant from this side. Oh, a big guy. It's another guy I fought like a bagillion times. Drive stop! I've got you now you freak It's over. What do you call that? Time to say goodbye. Die! Finally died. Oh, I got a gauntlet enhancement. That's it. Pretty good. Okay, I still... Okay. Is this how I... Cannot be destroyed from this side. Ew. Alright. All right. Can you flower? Can you flower? Where's this dang flower at? Ooh, it's tempered iron! I only need one more for my sword upgrade now. I better use the Viola. Oh, there's the flower. He puked on me! is up there. How do I get up there? That's a way you look. How far is the spread? I see the wall right stuff back there, but I don't know how to get back there. I I get to these freaking flowers. Okay, let's be here. Oh, what do you think I think, back here? The flower's there. I'm going to take care of this one first. Let's do this. Oh. You're nothing. Okay, it's big. Got all my bars full. I swear if I see heaven's purge, or fuck his name is, I'm gonna be very upset. I bought him enough time today already. It's so annoying. Enough is enough. You're not. Oh Oh My god I thought I had room to heal. I'm going to shoot everywhere, non-stop. I'm not gonna do that. Let me restrain you. It's over. It's crumbled up. No heaven's scourge today. Well fought, Masashi. I get the feeling you have a lot more to go. A lot more. Maybe it's about bedtime. You're just fuel for the gauntlets. I'll need to get to a stop and go. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, thanks for 51 months. Hello. Any rice balls? Okay, this is the way back, and I bet this is where the flower is, yes. Very nice. Alright, there's a shrine here. Alright, I should be able to finish the game next time I play. It seems. Oh, I got all these upgrades. When do I get the next, uh, next robe? Okay. I'm done for today then. Alright. Yo, King Court! Thanks for the 10 gifted. Thank you so much. I will be back tomorrow, tomorrow's sub Sunday. It will be the last summer sub Sunday badge before the holidays. Alright, thanks for watching today guys. Have a good night everybody. Yeah, I'll be live tomorrow. Okay, goodnight guys. Bye bye. Good night. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. I just want to be right where you are One time is when we're coming from the far away Take me out Walk from the sun like Dracula Walk from the sun like Dracula Walk from the sun like Dracula Walk from the sun like Dracula Take me out