I
You need the door out, man.
What is this live?
All my body.
But there's also a guy helping us move, and he was constantly right here.
There's no way someone's going to come up and steal your shit.
So I'm like oh
Hello
Substep
Yo fair warning today, I uh, Bro, after my gauntlet stream I accidentally fell asleep
with my fucking contacts in.
I completely forgot to take them out and I'm pretty sure I have an eye ulcer now.
I'm a fucking idiot.
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Get some Majora's Mask.
God, Bro, like, I guess I heard a little bit but it wasn't like too bad.
Now, oh, like today I can barely even see.
And it's like, it's fine if I don't think about it,
but the second I think about it, it starts hurting.
Just an idiot.
No chemistry, it actually sounds like a good idea.
I look so stupid, bro.
I'm wearing sunglasses right now
because the screen is too damn bright and it hurts to look at
show us now i don't think i'm gonna show you man
turn the brightness down
that's a good idea
i don't want to leak anything
it's just like
If I'm looking at something dark, it's not bad.
Mario, go.
I see everything to be fucking dark.
What's the one, a league-turning game
against a match fixer, okay?
New link.
What is this?
What the hell
This your man's
Hey, yo, can you bring
I don't know what this will be a C A. I don't want to let you
bro. There's a lot of
Yeah, boys. That's my most common name. This hand man. So you
in the fucking match huh and you search my fucking name for what wait a minute
wait what's Bitcoin I ain't checked today hold on let me see what my portfolio's
I'm down 3.4k.
How was sleepover loggy on e-money?
you sleep over is
bro
i should just wait a week and then bought imagine if i bought now
it's fine but this is what happens though
it's gonna go down but you can't tell me at some point in the next five years
it's not gonna be a hundred k bro it's gonna be a hundred k again
at some point in his life
I just gotta wait till then
that's it
don't some money and buy more no
I need a loan money
you tanked it I didn't tank it bro
how much are you
do you have you guys invested in bitcoin?
I'm talking to you guys with my eyes closed by the way
And I open it for one second to read a couple of messages and I have to close it again.
This is not happening.
Oh my god.
I'm not going to lie, doctor, actually.
I'm so fucking screwed.
Why do I do that to myself, I always do this shit to myself, don't think about it, don't
think about it.
meme coins bro you can hit easy no fuck that hell bro I had this meme is
coin called sheba for like five years I lost so much money on it I don't like a
thousand bucks not like a shit done but a thousand bucks here's some stupid ass
mod of mine was I could I'm not into that shit at all I don't care about it but
my modlet convinced me that was an easy bag so I was like you know what fuck it
I'll throw like a thousand dollars in it. It never went up past the moment I put money in
Yo, it's a fun gifted rope. Thank you man. I appreciate it
All right, well, I got glasses on today. All right, what up? How y'all doing?
I wish I could just turn this fucking monitor off. It's so bright for no reason. I need
a dark background. That's what it is. Oh, that's better. Oh, that's actually better.
shit I'm going to turn the brightness on the computer all the way down
we have glasses on what happened after the gauntlet stream bro it was late I
forgot to take my contacts out and I'm like 90% sure I have an eye ulcer bro
I'm like 90% sure like I can barely open my right eye. Show it she is terrible looks
to be honest I wanted to go out like two hours ago but I've been like struggling
these dark mode it's hard to get any word in with this clown got a seven-day ban for
telling you to get up and shake that fat ass you've got any money and type your
boys up anymore I guess why would you say it again after he's got bad still
us two small wheel spins, a 24 hour hearts of iron 4 stream, and a 24 hour total war
on 2 stream, get to it buddy.
Mo lookalike Maduro, okay man.
Okay bro.
You look like this.
No I do not.
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
the farts are doing that huh fucking look like that man you know they have a
picture of being already in one of those
well you have multiple pals we mean I don't sleep here but I don't work in
construction that's what Angela said
at your up two hundred and twenty one i made you an emote for the channel
uh... where on my list of them
the second
iron hearts don't know forgot to mention the fallout marathon and splunky two
i was gonna let you guys vote on what i do next
i had ideas
the news for a key because for a key game completely
Not like all the way, like not the invisible levels or whatever, but like the main boss.
Or, I could do a Dark Souls, not like a marathon, because I can't like do a marathon, you know what I mean.
But, all the Dark Souls games under a thousand deaths.
500 bro, I can't do it.
That's not happening.
Let's go E-Money first, you win a Tetris Tournament and now you beat the game in Gauntlet.
Yup.
2026 is going to be a good year.
I mean, you did invite people who don't play Tetris and you also took three months to beat ten games.
Okay.
That's the thing, if you start now, a thousand times I'm gonna do like a punishment or whatever.
You will never beat that, you're actually pathetic for believing in that ugly.
All bosses, yeah.
All the Souls games, bosses, Dark Souls 1.
In three and then we'll do we'll put Bloodborne in for two because I ain't playing Dark Souls 2 ever a fucking game
You gotta your goddamn mind
It's easy as fuck then
Whatever Dark Souls one two and three
Under a thousand deaths
I
You guys are gonna do it
We have been telling you for the past two weeks now all games combined for at least one year as Poland on hot
Survival you shut the fuck up man
750 bro you're in I won't put this perspective the elder than DLC. I died like
1.6 K times I believe
How about ever five deaths you got to get up and shake that fatty you carrying around back there?
Do not engage with any of his recommendations.
Remember, the gauntlet was started just so he could delay his mandatory bike stream.
The bike stream must start immediately. Stop. Scamming.
Okay.
Crick.
Can you at least make it every 5 or 10 deaths? You get a small punishment like no potions for 5 minutes?
Oh, but the nation did- did not want to die a thousand times way too easily.
Hey stinky bastard. Shout out to chat. Love y'all. So here we are.
You already promised Spelunky with wheel spins, but the Dark Souls marathon sounds fun as well.
You should include Seaman Souls though.
But remember, Spelunky 2 is your favorite game.
It's hard to get any word in with this point.
I'm not doing spooky, I'm letting you guys...
...before the dark souls marathon, so we know what the punishment will be for one of the deaths.
So the death proof...
I can't talk, bro.
I can't get a policy.
My culture is not your costume.
Take that shit off.
Shut the...
Kyle.
Also, you looking smelly as fuck today.
I'm gonna meet you guys.
to do the 10 by 10 foot yard nail clipping thing for as a punishment I
don't want to do a small I fucking hate small wheels makes a chat toxic
community toxic I just want to pick a punishment do that okay let's do it now
no that's gonna be the punishment Bob will use vote on what if you want the
Dark Souls one or the Spongebob one? I'll get a pick. I don't really care
New Bitcoin price shut the fuck up. I can't this is not you cannot constantly look at your investments, bro
You got to like put the money in and not think about it
like it
Looking at a Coinbase
It says I'm down 3k, but technically I'm not down any money because I haven't taken my money out yet
All right
I can't read you guys
Check it again, no point bro
So we're fucking I patch retard I don't have an eye patch
Raise 10 to the track mania now again is boring
I
Sure, man well I already saw this I
Saw it's just too fucking bright. You're not a don't leak me anything. That's fucking white man. I ain't clicking it
That shit's way too bright
Well, if your eyes ever hurting, put rice in a sock and warm that bitch up in the microwave
for like 20 seconds.
Oh, it feels so good on your eye.
I don't know why it feels so good.
and chat taught me this, like five years ago.
Stop itching your asshole and touching your eye like a child.
OK, I don't fucking do that, the fuck.
who said you could wear that lake Tahoe sweater rank if you step foot in the
530 it's gonna be up and that's on GD
shut your a**hole I treated you pink I actually have the fuck does the girl
now it's gonna get that shit I don't have pink eye I don't have pink eye bro I
have it ulcer see a bit of my contacts I made you a moat for the channel
You bro
Daily reminder the team on his relations with the Yordle
Eric we need to talk about what man what what could you possibly need to talk to me about?
I'm shaking like fucking crazy. I'm gonna go ahead here
Bro, don't be spreading you miss info you motherfucker. No
You're not gonna do that your piece of shit man
No, we gotta find a reason I
I beat that gauntlet by the way if you're just tuning in I beat that shit
Easily to it wasn't even hard all I needed to do was get past Mario Kart
I don't recall you beating Madden 26 Madden 26 that's because Madden 26 went down. He played Madden 25. It's the same shit
I have a crazy idea how about running a marathon of paying off all your punishment steps.
the bike. Puzzle. The alveostream. Recreating the ogre and orange clips. And then you stop
promising anything you can't do and stick to clicking links. Scammer.
Vicky Mouse, can I invite you to the tournament scams? Oh my god, you guys are so fucking annoying.
Fuck my dick.
Could you take a flashbang, penis?
Bro, you're a piece of shit.
MWAH!
You say the gauntlet wasn't even hard, but it took you five months.
And at the end of the day, you started playing as a...
WHY DID YOU GUYS DO THIS?!
No! First it's two months, and then the next day it's five months, and the next day it's eight years!
...hunt, survive, and...
Yo, fucking...
It took me ninety-nine days to beat it.
ninety nine days
ninety nine days since the date started i didn't even stream all those days
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Moniacal.
Don't forget the 4am streams he still owes.
I went back and checked over the last 4 years, based on what I found, you owe a total of 7 4am streams Eric.
Well that's not true.
One day for each pound you've gained since fat camp great job
Play dispatch bro dispatch is not my type of game bro. What do you think about this?
Almost told you to do something bro
I
Just safe
I don't think I should do this bro. This might be a bad idea
Fine
I don't know what this is going to show.
is my name Eric Ross huh
it's it's cooked
fucking idiot
I'm not crying. It's just my eyes are watering. It's making my nose stiff stuffy or whatever,
know when that noise you make when you're crying? I'm not crying.
Looking any better? How red is it? I can't see. How red is it? Am I cooked?
I'm scared of the eye doctor, I'm scared of the eye doctor, I'm scared of the eye doctor,
I
Scared the eye doctor. It's just gonna give me antibiotics. I'm gonna sit there in a fucking waiting room for five hours, man
I'm gonna sit there in a wedding room. I can't look at my phone or anything
So I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be literally like this for five straight hours
Better than going blind you're right
No, you're actually right
Take some motor in to make the swelling go down that shit would happen to me sometimes I had
Rehumi it rheumatoid flare ups. I don't know what the fuck that is. All right
Why is the bed a mess with the penguin there
Bro, I was laying in that bed before I went live for like two hours, I literally got under
the covers and like everything.
I don't know why the ping was there.
With the ping, no, no, no, no.
Alright, got your own place.
Well, my internet was ass and then you know, I set up already here, man
So like I don't want to have to move everything back over, you know, it's a lot of work
So it's just it's a bit it's been easier
Just to come over here
I'll be back on my place. I'm sure soon
You're basically a squatter. No, I'm not it's not fucking saying I got evicted by the way
stop saying that I'm not getting evicted. Why the fuck am I getting evicted?
I need the life life to us men
The roaches I'm pretty sure my neighbor above me at my apartment has roaches by the way I'm like so positive
Because my mom was like explaining to me how like people get rid of roaches and it's like the cold
It's like if it was really cold a couple weeks ago, maybe okay we can go and
Requestion working
It's not true
Is it not true
Anyway, the neighbors above me when it was like freezing cold out
They had all their windows open and like their door open like everything just open
Like while it was like 20 degrees outside
And I don't I don't get why they would do that
Missouri logic it's free AC
Your place is clean should never rushes my place is clean, bro. That shit is like there's nothing bad around
Gauntlet highlights
Okay, ultra yeah, you're fucking you did seriously
It's not bad look right now I'm reading chat. It's not bad
I really just can't think about it like if I'm not thinking about my eye it's fine
I'm not clicking your links
I
You guys are actually shit people by the way actually shit fuck you mods remove that fucking emote
Yeah, that's a dish I got my glasses on now
This will help
I'm fucking that dude. I'm fucking that dude. I'm fucking the ass.
Let me see. Yeah, with the hat on. Oh, it makes sense. But then take the hat off. Yeah. Yeah.
Turn around though. Let me see it from below. Take the hat off though. You gotta take it.
Okay. That's fire.
Yeah, okay, let me see
I didn't play this before, and I couldn't figure it out.
Alright, it was stupid. It was like really shit.
It actually looks like fun.
I
My car I might play that Peggy seven
How do I turn on dark mode on YouTube
King George VI has given his approval for a general mobilization in response to the German aggression.
This game looks so boring.
Reports confirm Japan has initiated an unexpected invasion on American territory.
Coastal regions, including California.
Oh, these nuts, these are very popular nuts.
You guys are so down, bro.
No, I didn't. There's no way.
I did three minutes.
Look at this. Look, look, look, look, look.
I did three minutes!
Look at this. Look, look, look, look, look!
I
Water people okay, how do you get so many people to do that bro? I don't get it
You do that way too easily, bro.
They're just dumb.
I think they just want to be a big streamer so bad.
Honestly, if you came into my stream and I first started streaming when I was in college
and told me to do that, I would have done that without even thinking about it.
Instantly.
I would have went straight to the fucking bridge and grabbed an egg.
i would have done it in my mom's microwave too. i would not have given a fuck.
you still would? no i wouldn't.
let me go put an egg. i should go put an egg in Angela's microwave.
yeah he has a fifteen year old girlfriend.
brother.
you talking about luck
remember the guy who threw his air fryer down three stories yes bro like what is
wrong with that dude
no i don't want to look at this dude what the fuck
the o-face don't break the push
wait what the fuck
Oh, I got a full screen this.
Why is there so many views?
Okay, the cameraman did not.
Oh my god bro oh my god there's no wasting all little Eric Eric jr. No I kill my I did
I, I, um, I'm gonna play a beat.
You love this game?
I already experienced it, man.
That's it.
Hey.
I am.
That's it, bro.
The shit.
Hey, shut up.
Okay, love, support, follow me on Instagram, meet you y'all.
That shit don't look right y'all, look at that.
Hold on, let's go see.
I hope.
Fuck that shit.
I
What's inside
Hey, bro
No, I'm gonna go the doctor
fucking shit out. I tried. I thought I would be able to just go through it. But that was
the guy who scared me. He'd think I'd tell me I might go blind if I don't get it fixed.
Live streaming? No. How fucked up you gotta be to go live streaming the doctor, bro. People
are in pain. Yeah, let me just put my camera in there and be obnoxious and loud as fuck.
Look how cute Oregon is.
Farming?
Yeah, man.
I'm completely farming my eye.
Look.
What kind of zoom is the camera in, why does it zoom in as far as it is in?
Probably tell me how it looks
Looks fine. Oh
You're fucked
Stick your tongue out bro
Intentionally sleeping in contact to ditch stream is retard behavior. Bro. I don't want to ditch stream
I believe or not. I enjoy streaming. Okay. I
Would not do that
It's not pink eye. I do not have pink eye. It's something it's an ulcer. You
better have a doctor's note when you come. I'll get a doctor's note. Okay, I'll
get one. Is that what you fucking want? You want me to get a fucking doctor's note?
I'd break the street tomorrow
Tonight I
Won't be lifetime and I have I'm gonna take me to school tomorrow
She ain't going to school tomorrow week she gonna ditch I'm ditching she's ditching
I need you to drive me to the doctor I need you to drive me to the doctor
yeah I can't drive I can't keep my eye open for more than 30 seconds
Ah, like in five minutes.
I think an Uber bro. No.
Talk to Vahida. Here, let me call. He's probably at work. Let me call him.
I
Doesn't wash his poo poo hands touches. I just I hate people's oh my god
Wait, I have a question. What is that World of Warcraft shit start that sort of pop is doing is he doing that again?
It's today at 6 p.m. Wait a really nobody messaged me about it
But I wanted to be a part of it.
Only things won't be for multiple months.
TBC is today though.
Ah, okay.
I don't know what TBC is.
Oh, we're good.
That boy wiped his eye with his doodoo blanket. Shut up.
Alright, I'm going to go.
I am going to go to the eye doctor, the clinic.
I apologize.
I wanted I actually want to stream today tomorrow I'll be live probably the
morning I'll let you guys vote on what we're gonna do next probably it's either
gonna be spelunky playthrough to like till I beat the final boss or a Dark Souls
marathon. Oh you guys vote on it. All right. Houston, sorry.
Oh, shit, Eric!
I'm sure my chat is that bad.
Connected.
Hello?