I'm gonna get out 5, I'm gonna take a 5 minute nap bro.
There'll be.
I
What up
Hello
Good morning everybody
I
Y'all do it. I'm so tired today. I apologize. I was up to like
330 and then I took him to school. I've been up since 530. I'm just dead. I
Apologize my sin shadow so ruined ever since that gauntlet
I have to 330 I couldn't sleep
I
Woke up at 5, I don't bitch about it. You're right, man
Why step with your eye hurt well I all day yesterday. I was like laying in a dark room
So I kind of like rested a lot so my soup shows a screw
So I happen with my eye I was an eye doctor yesterday
It's not that bad
Really, it's better today
So it's a little bit
But I fell after the gauntlet stream. I
Went to bed
Like with my contacts in I didn't think about them. I just completely forgot I had my contacts and I was so tired
This is like 7 a.m. When I was going to bed
She's like 15 hours
They got my contacts got dry
in my eye and then I went to go pull I woke up the next morning like oh fuck
I forgot to take my contacts out and I went to go peel them out and when I
peeled them out it took part of my eye with it like the body took like a bottom
of my eyeball I like ripped it and but the doctor said it's not that bad like
It sounds so much worse than it was. There is I guess.
Like it's better than an eye ulcer or like a scratch or whatever.
Doctors said I'll be good today. I feel a lot better today.
It still hurts every once in a while like if I look at something too bright, but it's not too bad.
I reputatively, yeah, it's crazy. I'm such an idiot.
I'm not showing you the doctor's note. I have one, but I'm not showing it to you. It leaks info.
Only $50 though to go to the doctor. Not bad. I don't even use my insurance.
No insurance. Only 50 bucks.
I
Didn't take my insurance half the fucking places don't look like you buy health insurance and
Have to fucking doctors won't even take your health insurance. You gotta go to certain doctors
So it is the dumb. I swear to God it makes no sense. Oh, don't
God so fucking retarded it is actually so retarded
And then you got to like set an appointment with a certain doctor, but then that's like three months out
You know I've been still
For my like no like my gird problem that I've been having
I've been trying to get that fixed in September, bro, and I have my surgery the 25th of February
Still doing that shit
I'm not sure.
Anyway, what's up? How are you all doing? He won an only variety
of shows of the year. 2026 has claimed another achievement
being that of Twitch's rival Tetris Champion. The rest is under
his second best gamer in the universe status. Well, it's been a good
year to start, honestly. Looks like we've got a great fucking start to the year.
I'll also cancel the lease of my apartment. I got 90 days to be out of there. Fuck that place
I don't know if we'll ever go back
I'm looking for a house
I'm gonna get a four bedroom house. I was looking at some yesterday check Bitcoin. Nope
Fucking mansion, bro
Don't say it's been great. You know exactly what will happen true. I
Saw you right at crime of being evicted bro. You guys you gotta stop reading that shit Jesus Christ
I don't even I don't even allow myself to open up any I don't even get on red anymore
I don't not allow myself to open that shit up Jesus Christ
Well fuckers just be yapping
That's whatever though
The Clint East is one of my bro. It is the easiest money. It is just wait, bro
I'm just gonna I might buy more. I'm really thinking about it
It is free
This is why your eye hurts we found out
I'm not on a zimpic the fuck
What up?
Oops.
What up?
Hello, hello.
You getting a roommate?
Nope.
Board of bedroom house for you and three of your loneliest thoughts, bro.
No.
I got a master bedroom for me.
Amy's having her own room.
uh... stream room
and a guest bedroom
well so i need
what do i need
no huzz
don't worry about that
find your business
he's paying for all this me motherfucker
well your boy i got some bread saved up man
Some fucking bread
I'll be making bank and that's what get money. I still got that shit
Check check Bitcoin. He's a good friend, bro
How much stop pocket watching?
All right, I don't ask you how much money you have
Just say I got a good amount all got a paper nevermind
Is that a new hat that's an old one I pull it out
Tyler paid for it now he did not
Well, let me open up my alerts
Them say Zinn the sponsor with you soon yeah on the 5th of March, I might do a sponsor today
I actually I see a bounty available right now for
One hour I
I should do it. I should do this shit, man.
See you in an hour? Maybe not today. Maybe like tomorrow or something.
What do we get in return? You get to watch a fun game.
It's called, um...
So nothing
All right, let me look
Bro
Snowbreak containment zone look at that that looks fun, right?
We good well come on man
Let her brother make a bag real quick man.
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
How about you do bounties after the fucking golden let?
I already beat the gauntlet bitch, where you been huh pussy? Where you been?
2.6k for you? I won't even get 2.6k.
For 3, 2.6k bro, I have to have like 8k viewers probably.
is your eyes. It's not happening. I'll probably get like a thousand. I'll kill, bro! A thousand
dollars for a game for an hour? I'll do it for fifty bucks. Kidding me? Usually I joke
about hating you. In fucking warning you, do not cross the line. Never mind the paste
bin, the entire archives will be released. I thought you was rich, brother. It's a game.
I
Won't do it maybe tomorrow
Someone said you're in Oreo's room. I'm not
So if I do it $50 you play a marathon of Dark Souls now I'll play Dark Souls for an hour
How's your eye? It's fine. It's better. It still hurts a little bit, but I can deal with it.
Why have you changed the bed sheets? Bro, I didn't. I actually just threw that blanket on there right
now because I didn't want it to look like the bed was just messy and I was just being terrible.
He isn't a kind of a big coincidence that the guy with a fart fetish keeps getting pink eye. I don't have a fart fetish
But you actually gotta make that I'm not gonna make it
Actually, I'm we got our tea spins down. You just be lying every every time you send me a link, bro
You it's not even a streamer
Fucking Christ
Fuck wrong with you
I
Holy hell
Hmm damn, bro. You have a mug
Actually looks pretty good. I'm hungry
Hope you're pink I guess I don't have pink guy man
No bright links Tyler one
Well you had out you had like 60 days to practice
this but she wanted to put fucking a thousand more hours in the league for
some reason you could have met 1800 bucks bro
watch this
I'm not clicking no more links by the way. I'm not doing links today. I can't we can't do links. It's
I don't know what it is like my eyes are fine until I click links
I'm just a dickler
Hey, what up today, I'm only down 2.3 K. No
It went up
but I'm not actually I'm not
down anything because I haven't
took my money out yet. You
know, I'm not down anything.
Took him his hat. Yep, I did.
All right, today, um, bless
you guys vote if you guys want
me to do some lucky until I
like kill the final boss or Dark Souls one two and three under a thousand desks
not yet yeah all the Dark Souls games
E-Bob do you want to know the cure role for Pinkie? It's D's not Scotty
Ha ha ha. It's too easy
Spelunky will take months no way I'll probably do whatever one I don't do now
I'll uh
My brain's not working you have to include demon souls or we don't agree
Okay, that's in one day
No, fuck demon souls.
Alright, so I'll let you get, can I mind make a poll or I'll do it?
You know what, I'll stop being a lazy fuck. Here we go.
Um, poll. How do I do this shit?
Vote?
Can I mind do it?
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Spelunky if you're not a monkey.
E-Money.
What the fuck?
Alright, can a bot do it? Please?
Spelunky final boss? Or Dark Souls?
1, 2, and 300. 1k dash.
If I don't do 1k dash, I got a...
I got a...
Fuck.
Going to Angela's backyard with nail clippers
and I got to do a 10 by 10 foot by 10 foot chop in the grass one piece at
time here we go
but if I do get under 1k desk y'all got to stop lying about me here we go
and say something nice but you think the NA people are going to be mad if they don't
get a vote like the NA people that are not working can't watch right now.
Bob's coming here being pissed
And Dark Souls winning easily
I'm coming to go to the first one kid I'm getting fucked. Sorry, man
600 votes, 3.3 kveers. Realistically that's actually pretty good man. Usually I'm getting
like fucking 30 votes. Like on the predictions? Like 30 votes. There are 30 people that do
them all right Dark Souls one I have a counter set up
you see 20 votes where's the ping-land it's on the ground right here I don't
know if you can see it I go at 5 p.m. today to get any by the way 5 p.m.
seven hours
Why is it laying down? He's not he's tilted are you drunk? No I just down to
red two red bulls today already
you get drunk nope wait I forgot about fallout fuck yeah where was the last
of the fallout today. Fuck, I forgot. Someone called this shit. It's so obvious every fucking
I don't really care for the new season. That's like last year. There's the last episodes or last season, whatever. They were so good this season. I haven't really cared for it that much.
I don't think it's awful. It just ain't like fucking hitting like that last one did
Too much shit going on I think
All right guys we're gonna get into it
Dark souls it is. We're gonna start with Dark Souls 3 by the way
Dark Souls I'm going I'm gonna go 3 1 2. It's make no sense
game this weekend. We're getting a big Saturday streaming money and robbers.
What are you question marking? Yes. We're starting with three. No one, bro. No.
It says two autistic for you to go out of order, bro. Why? I don't want to know.
I want to do two last.
I
Reverse order because two fucking sucks I
Want to actually go to play three man? I don't want to have I'm not a thousand deaths on two alone
And I'm not gonna play three at all. Oh
My god, bro, you guys are so fucking annoying
I
Showed demon souls actually go fuck yourself. I'm never playing demon souls. I
Swear he's actually retarded. You're gonna make shit complicated. How is it complicated? It's still the same shit
Yo, Primo, did you set that shit up?
What do I see?
Here's an idea you piece of shit. Why don't you go back and do the log the right way?
But do I need a timer? I'm not really doing it all in one stream.
Oh, we'll use the timer when I'm on. I'll keep the timer.
Play randomized. I don't have that shit set up. All right. It's this one, right?
I was actually expecting to play Dark Souls 3 today, I was excited for it, it's my favorite
game.
not this much saliva either play one two then three or play one three then two
you cannot play three before one it doesn't work for the story nerd
But I can continue?
Man, I've probably played this game since 2021.
I was in Kentucky when I was here.
Big Eric is what I named myself.
Sartre new?
Yeah, no shit, bro.
Oh my god, is this the one with the two gargoyles at the beginning?
I got like 300 times those the first time I played.
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Oh my god.
Did y'all see that flash?
Hi character name?
Doesn't really matter.
But what physique am I going?
It's hard to get anywhere in this crowd.
Oh fuck.
Hey, this bitch ugly.
Look class.
Is that it?
Are we getting something?
In the age of ancients,
In the age of ancients, the world was unfolded.
No care about the war now!
A land of gray crags, arch-trees, and everlasting drag-a-drags.
You get to fucking lock in, man.
You can't be bullshitting and brute-forcing.
You have to fucking take your time.
Diles and Death is not a lot.
There was fire.
And there was fire in disparity, heat and cold, life and death,
and of course, light and dark.
Then, from the dark, they came.
I missed the beginning of the stream.
What is the challenge of solving this punishment, if you don't make it to the flame?
Neaton, the first of the dead.
The witch of Isaline, and her daughters of Chaos, Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his
and the furtive paid me so easily forgotten.
With the strength of laws, they challenged the dragons.
And the dragons went out.
Thus began the age of fire.
What's the size of this monitor? It's like 22,400.
something
of the Uncursant Dobsign.
There we go.
I don't have one down, so I'm going to wait until the end of the world.
Wait, why don't we have one death?
The fuck?
This... is your fate.
Eww!
I
I
I
Have to all tap for one second. Okay
When I'm tapping at this game my chat doesn't move and I don't get why I move over to this monitor
Is that too much brother there we go. All right, I'm actually good
is my weapon broken lock in Eric actually lock in no fucking brute forcing
I'm going to kill you.
Do it again.
I'm going to have to
move challenge covering the
souls.
I'm
I'm
good.
Well, y'all gotta chill.
I'm
I have this first game beat on a hundred baskin's Dark Souls 2 man
You're never gonna beat this dumbass
What build should I go my list is harder than the gauntlet no it's not be for real
Already?
Whoa, what?
You're supposed to die there, I remember you're supposed to die there
I remember that
How my retarded
Oh, there's no way.
I love when you're confidently incorrect.
Oh, what?
Let this be a fucking reminder that Elk is a perma-ban on old halls and listen M and
She don't even think about wasting ukeway this early.
I don't get it.
There's no way I do have to fight him with this shit weapon.
There's no way!
I knew it, bro. I knew I wasn't dumb.
Nobody helped, by the way.
How long until this troglodyte offers to skip 40% of the game in exchange for drinking
some love calorie vodka?
Selfs are only to celebrate it like some achievement.
You should be rotting away in a Cambodian prison cell.
I still got it, by the way, in this game.
It's not, uh, it's not rushing me to play, it's what I have.
Oh yeah, two right here.
You and I are both undead.
Hear me out, will you?
Obritually, I have failed in my mission.
But perhaps you can keep the torch lit.
There is an old saying in my family.
Thou who are undead are chosen.
And my next sentence from the undead is silent.
Make it, he'll be misty.
No, I can't focus.
Just wanted you to know I am downgrading you to my third monitor at 1% volume.
Well now you know. Thanks, man.
I can die. I'm gonna open my heart.
Oh, one more thing.
Here, take this.
An estus flask.
An undead favorite.
Oh, and this.
Thank you.
I made a song for you. Can you play it?
No.
Do you think it later, bro?
Now we can kill the motherfucker, bro.
Hey, what?
three dump stars bro why are you spamming me I don't know who that is
I still have it!
I just don't fucking understand why you would play Dark Souls Remastered and not Demon Souls.
We want to see Demon Souls, you dumb fuck.
Why would you play Dark Souls game that isn't Demon Souls?
When is the 24 hour hearts of Iron Four stream?
It's hard to get any wordy with this clown.
Eric this armor moves.
Every few drops you can make to the next one.
Practice your stupid skills.
There we go.
Ah!
Fuck yeah!
Fuck Dark Souls 2!
Only in the ancient legends it is stated that one day an undead shall be chosen.
I remember that.
I
Be all bosses. Yeah all bosses
You captain the dark souls too I'm not doing the
We have get me guess
That was the reindeer
To
Look how I love a lot.
What's important?
I want to go a strength good or dexterity good?
I didn't have mage build man.
My good strength.
It's hard to get anywhere if you just clap.
Every time you talk to the cubs, he will count as death.
Make sure to pay attention when the screen is flashing that will help your infected die.
Well, y'all like the Dark Souls lore?
I could have told you one thing about it.
Oh
My god, I like that man. I cannot happen
of
Oh
Yeah reaction time
There's like a castle up here, I think I remember oh my god
It looks better.
It's better.
Ah, these five parries as well.
Can you jump on this game or no?
I
I
Want to really explore so I don't like force a boss to movie
I don't miss it.
How the fuck are you built exactly like your character but somehow have a fat fucking belly
attacked to yourself Jesus Christ?
Holy shit.
Why does it stack HP, the full HP build?
I wonder if 1k is impossible?
I'm already at what, 2?
What's this?
kill!
Kill!
Something good.
I can sell that.
I still got it. I do man. You guys are gonna be impressed. I'm telling you. You're gonna
be. This game will be beat under a hundred deaths.
I don't know what I'm doing.
For a 40 year old this is impressive not going to lie.
i'm not for
stuff
airpowder
Wait, weapons break?
A reinforced club, can I buy it?
He's eating treacherous in these parts.
Sorry, I'm a little newbie.
Did I miss the spelunky belt?
Yeah, you did.
Okay, I don't really know what to do with this.
Okay, I don't really know what to do with this.
so many souls I want to use them
yeah people stop playing this game
What the fuck?
I'm dead.
ROLL!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yo, this club nice and spot, bruh.
please don't eat me
of
I can put it to hate the game. You have no idea what the fuck you're doing. Yeah, no shit,
bro
are you for real?
you beat the game before? yeah like six years ago man
All the souls games shield the same too.
Like they clogged my memory.
Oh shit. It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
So you playing demon souls, right?
I'm gonna kill all these guys again just came from the front page of twitch
But aren't you that guy who wait to turn and serve that you could work for?
What are you talking about?
Okay, Eric, look at this as a way to farm souls.
extra counter moron what's wrong with it
I don't know if I can kill that knight man, maybe I should have, maybe I should have run past him.
So what happens when you get over 1,000 deaths?
Will you dust off the puzzle, hop on the bike to go to Houston, fight small wheel spins,
or will there be no punishment for your arrogance if for usual?
usual. There is one baffling explaining it again. Lazy. I can kill this guy. He probably
There's already something there.
Let's get you over there.
I'm gonna be worried about this climb
I thought that was the dead end
What?
Wait, what?
Oh, I thought they disappeared.
supposed to annoying fucking archer I thought I was supposed to have TNS this
fucking deserved you rat bastard went from the most boring gauntlet to the most boring
place tile imaginable just to get
I gotta go back I don't have essence for that boss bro
I'm not a fucking pussy, bro. I gotta be strategic.
of
of
of
of
of
There we go.
Bro, this game is fucking glitched.
while you're sat here playing this game braking over the most minutes
of mistakes because you like brain cells. Why are we here?
Bro!
Chathees knows of this glitch and using as an excuse to farm souls early feels weird
man cheeky already LeMont oh my god just let me level up I can't kill him
What's going on? What happened to the gold flip?
Some of us have joints.
I beat it.
I didn't get anywhere.
Running back and forth won't save you from your punishment.
Oh, no.
They really fall in forever.
Oh, no.
They've really followed you forever, huh?
Is he fucking gone?
wait there's no there's there's no safe back there next
Great, he has to beat all the souls games without hitting 1000 deaths.
Can't someone just come and break all his armor in one of the games?
the
Oof!
Let's go, baby!
I'm not hat-fishing.
Grr!
Can I heal now?
I don't know what I need for something.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I thought I can't read it. It doesn't say anything.
Yeah.
I'm gonna do this.
Oh
I
Was annoying ass archers
You can't die that many times
Lock it!
I don't think he took any damage there, it's because he's one of ours.
I am crying TSU NC why is your voice so squeaky you mom
That's too easy bruv.
It's too easy bruv.
I remembered.
You need a safe spot, maybe?
Hey, Mac, can we get a save?
Ah, hello.
You don't look hollow.
Far from it.
I am familiar of that story now that I am undead.
I have come to this great land, the birthplace of Lord Gwyn,
to seek my very own son.
He will be fine by strange.
You are a child.
You don't need to hide your reaction.
Oh, okay, oh, I have a proposition if you have a moment, the way I see it, our faith
appear to be intertwined in the land brimming with hollows, could that really be near chance?
But what do you say?
Why not help one another?
No, there's some five gifted, bro!
Is that to describe that?
Oh, I don't care about that.
You smelly poo poo, poo poo poo man man.
Well, I gotta go back. Surely I missed it.
There's always a saying after a boss.
This bitch really bought Google Glasses so he could Google with his eyes.
Fucking loser.
It's hard to get any more in this crowd.
Wow.
Well, just can't die.
many souls. There's a dragon here.
Plebs Central made you a wallpaper usage.
Now, you're more so a wallpaper.
How do I remember that?
Dude, that's fucking crazy.
Wait, was I supposed to kick that ladder down?
Oh my god!
3 points, I'll take it.
The archers are annoying.
What games does this marathon include?
One, two, three.
Lamont, are you still homeless?
Did you pawn off the tire?
Where the fuck is the penguin?
Have you formed a drug habit?
What happened to the orange hat?
There we go.
What is?
Oh, no you don't.
I believe there is a game called Demon's Souls.
We're gonna shoot this up too.
Wait, I want to do resistance.
I'm not doing Demon's Souls.
I don't like that game. How many times do I tell you guys this?
It's just like a weird, gimmicky type of game. I don't like it.
I
Why don't I want to hit him what the fuck are you just stronger
Where in the order of games does bloodborne come in?
Yeah, they did last time.
LeMont, are you still homeless?
Did you fall off the tire?
Where the fuck is the penguin?
Have you fallen a drug habit?
What happened to the orange hat?
we need to know.
Oh, that place is insane.
I actually have to go all the way back.
of
your own clips and marathons always got some sort of bullshit catch
of the government games why do you doing a souls marathon without a game
called demon souls
I guess I'm not supposed to go there yet.
fuck man I don't want to go in here
what a time what a time
nope I can't do this
I have to go all the way back!
You know, if you actually took the time to learn and make it proper build, Demon Souls is the easiest of all the Souls games.
So why do you want to see me play it, man?
I want to see you blades because you'll do the opposite and fuck up.
I
Please don't get fucking poisoned man lock in
Since you want to drink your way through the dormitory, let me tell you what you can do
to be entertained.
This challenge will include all three games, all bosses and DLC included.
If you don't beat this in under 1,000 deaths, then you will have to beat all of Demon's Souls.
Make good content for once.
I'm not playing Demon's Souls. It's not good content. The game's ass.
What the fuck is that?
The way you talk about demon souls you would have thought it slept with your wife.
It's not that bad lil bro.
Consider the following lemont, get a 6 pack of beer, chug all 6 in 5 minutes, then pop
a couple of sides.
Gotta hike the stream up now.
If you don't beat this marathon in under 1,000 deaths, then you have to pick up an angle
above your head and drop it on your melanites.
You know what would be good content?
Parts of Iron Form, Top War Rome 2, Victoria 3, Europa Universalis 5, or even 7 Days to
Die.
What happened to 7 Days to Die?
I thought it was your favorite game now.
He want good content. Every 100 deaths put pepper in your eyes. He crazy.
Talk about my eyes.
Are you actually skipping Dark Souls 2? It's the best one he's right.
No I'm not.
What do I need for this sword? Does it tell me?
Tell me what stats I need!
Here are the results of your search.
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Oh, here we go.
20 straight 18 bucks?
I don't do what we say.
Since viewers don't know what they want, bro.
Alright, this is it.
Lock in.
Don't get taken.
No unnecessary hits.
Fuck the black knight.
What?
The fuck?
It's…
HURRY!
I ain't no way.
is the blackout stream. What? The game. No, you need to get tanked. Something has to
entertain us since you keep fucking up and getting poisoned. Get to drinking wonky.
I'm not drinking. It's hard to get any word into this one.
money to pass them to them join time.
I hate archers.
What does that do?
What does that do?
Why I had to kill it
Is it weird that when I give my girl backshots, sometimes I imagine your cheeks instead?
Oh, it's easy.
Nice!
Oh, it makes me fat.
Hmm
Hmm
How I get in?
Imagine like a full tank build.
That's all I got to do.
Oh GG. Wait, this key probably... I'm probably the worst person to watch play this, but this key probably opens his door back here.
It's hard to get any word in here.
Yo, there's no Twitch Prime's voice? Thank you.
It probably opens his door back here so I get a shortcut.
I'm so smart, it actually does.
by what door?
Bye bye.
It's hard to get anywhere to do with this clock.
That's what you find out.
Good lucks.
Why am I getting ha ha'd?
fucking idiot is that better than my shield right now?
Aw, frick.
You fucking cuck.
I'm hungry.
Ooooooh!
Ooooooh!
I'm good all right those last boss I killed I don't remember ready to save
I'm going to be a safe back here a hundred percent come on please
Come on, please.
Come on, please.
Let's go, Dixitrdia thing. I'm gonna shrink again.
Why are you fucking spamming that?
So is this the next gauntlet?
You dying Dark Souls 2 and you are back to D's one?
seems good to me
I remember this.
I'm just glad you think the Warpick can I sell to you?
of
the
of
the
I was absorbed in thought.
I am Zeke Myer of Caperina.
I'm not a part of this, or a gait, I should say,
but no matter how long I wait,
and though, as I wait, so here I sit,
in quite a pickle, weighing my oxen, so to speak.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hi.
I couldn't do that so what did the eye doctor say are you going blind or what nope I uh
script when I pulled my contact out it pulled a piece of my eye out
oh my god I feel all the way back and re-heal
of
Oh, this place.
You sound so familiar
But why do I have 10 estus class now I don't get it
If this is the best Dark Souls, all your tripping.
This one's too easy.
Up the dick is in, horse chew some chew, face a blunt, down hill speed some fish skin,
roof some molly, freebase some rock candy, parachute some blooms.
Do something.
Oh, nice.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I
One of the few times you will see me be nice. Thank for finally playing some souls games for love
Hello?
Can I move? Hello?
the
damn bell
where would you move to? can you afford to move?
This is gonna afford to lose, man.
Din-Din-Di are disrespect to my Spassident Jimmys Keith, Jim Tecton, Jim Likari, Jim. Do not forget them. They were your mounds.
Whoa, this shoot is so good
I'm gonna go heal I'm gonna go heal
not worth it I'm gonna grab a water
It's cold-ass water, it hurts.
I hate freezing cold water.
Not only one.
What you can't drop!
I'm too lazy all the time right now, bro.
Okay, no kids.
of
Oh, not these motherfuckers!
I was on these for nine hours the first time.
That wasn't that bad.
That's pretty simple.
I got it.
I'm gonna do a second try.
He isn't gonna manage to beat this one game under one KDS.
You're out of your mind.
It's gonna be under a hundred.
guys are fucking annoying to prank
Really?
I uh, won't take this, might not be enough, I might be an idiot.
I'm the fuck on
That took me nine hours the first time.
How?
No it didn't.
I swear to God it did.
That's something I would say out loud.
Nice man, let's go!
Are you going to play Dark Souls too?
I beat that shit, dawg.
What cause you got a victim right before being a...
I'm not getting a victim.
What the fuck would I get a victim, man?
I don't know what I did, but...
Are you homeless?
I was really charged.
No, I'm not fucking homeless.
Because it looked like I'm homeless.
This man really said 1,000 deaths for the three easiest from software games is a challenge.
Play the actually challenging once he's right.
I have to run all the way back there to get those souls.
I
I
Nice
I say all souls games instead of dark souls games you've committed to play demon souls.
No the fuck I haven't buddy.
Suck me.
The next challenge will be Sekiro and Bloodborne in Demon's Souls, under 1k.
Sekiro is so fun.
I'm joking by the way, that's hard.
Bloodborne is so hard.
Mr. A.
He just has to keep restarting until he beats the challenge.
No, I don't.
I'm sick of y'all motherfuckers just lying about me.
Hold B.
Thank you, man.
Green tree.
I am Oswald of Kareem, the power.
Oh, you hear this.
It's what I'm talking about.
His hearts have ironed for one year as Poland in 1939's start date on Ironman Hardis' difficulty included in this first-sales challenge.
What's absolution?
Oh, there's gotta be...
...a talisman.
What is that on your shoulders?
What do townsmen do?
What is this annoying ass bell?
I don't like this. I'm gonna die.
You fucking idiots walk through the door, huh?
I'm gonna get hit off the edge I go closer
Why whoa whoa whoa why did we out of death whoa whoa whoa whoa
I thought the building, that was my 8th step.
You better not be fucking lying.
What's up?
have you ever thought about doing a podcast you could learn how to produce it and put
it on a patreon and then realize no one's going to pay to access it
Oh, I'm good off that, bro.
Oh.
the wonk cast? Not a bad idea, but I'm on to hearing it. Can you be my first guest, Coco?
Ain't coming to your- okay?
Small wheel idea, you should have to read the entire Marian Webster dictionary
You can't move to the next word till you spell the current word correctly.
Can you spell that emo chat?
Kinda lost.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry go go go. Oh my god, I missed it
Three bosses down though, and we have eight deaths
We got 10k, baby.
I want the black knight sword so bad.
Why am I so fat actually who cares if I'm fat I don't need a roll I just use my shield
Yeah, what up, Glee?
of
this is the way
This is the way I went earlier.
I am going the wrong way.
What the fuck am I doing?
I am going the wrong way.
What the fuck am I doing?
I love this build!
I like to get to the mobs
Gojili, are you going to play WoW again?
I don't know where to go.
also asked to join the wow
he's you I don't have to call it ass he's an invite
what you want us to like fine I will lie you are good at games we do not have
your man's. You're welcome. Pitch.
Trying to settle an argument with a friend. Do you think the scary movies series is more pure comedy or parody?
Comedy? Oh, parody's nuts in your mouth, got it.
You almost have more viewers than your brother, Leo. Ah, also you are going to be doing all the bosses in the games, right?
including the DLC.
Care about me, Count Man? All that matters is that we're having a good time.
Could you take a full team in T-Mess?
I'm lost, bro.
Sillem.
Derek, I have a hypothesis for why you are playing so poor.
I believe that your performance is directly affected by your blood alcohol and nicotine levels.
I agree.
It's time to pop us in and get absolutely plastered.
I actually think I played better after having a drink or two.
But I'm not drinking.
Hmm, where'd I go?
I
Was it 40 over an animation, I didn't realize I was wearing this today
I'll take an immediate school this morning I was tired as hell. I was like I just grabbed a shirt
It's hard to get anywhere with this cloud.
You equals us.
I'm going to give you a kiss goodbye this morning
because her friend was right there
and she didn't want to be embarrassed.
Can you believe it?
You're a cool dad.
It's not even true.
Ah, doesn't want to kiss someone who is voluntarily homeless.
Four hits for one.
This build feels a little bit slower, but safer.
I just, this shield is so nice I didn't take no damage.
What is this?
Locked.
Alright boss time, here you go.
Let's try this next.
Alright boss time, here you go.
Let's try this next.
Oh.
Fuck!
Get sure your rent was on autopay. Yeah it is.
How much y'all paying rent?
7500
Mortgage is 750 not bad
Now take it off, I want to take it off.
How do you just like take unequip something else?
I don't think I'm supposed to be fighting these guys.
I have an idea.
I want to go back is there a state spot anywhere
Is the man retarded?
It's hard to get anywhere doing this this problem.
When are you shaking the fuck, dumpling of teens?
Please, I need a heal.
I'm lost. I'm so lost.
what
I'm so fat. Why does your bed look like a bunch of logs behind you? Are you going to
try the log.
What is that?
Oh! Oh, I'm dead.
There's got to be a safe spot somewhere close.
All the way back here bruh.
What's the limits like fat rolling again?
I don't remember.
You just mods left him
Wait, what do you need the mods to do I zoned out
Yeah, bitch. Bye-bye.
F.A.M.
I
Just fending I don't know
I'm blocking ads cool bro. Thanks for letting me know
Oh, what is that?
You fucking snakes attack me?
You will be playing Bloodborne and the DLC of K-Champ.
I already beat it, though.
It's gonna be up here.
No way, it's a boss.
so
how do i hit it
Brother!
What's the strat to block that?
Oh my god.
They let us put on an armor and I just tank it.
I
Thought it's better an armor. I just thank you
I don't get it, Mother, that building is hard to dodge, I don't get it.
What is the eviction day I'm not getting evicted right?
How do I dodge this?
Oh, my god.
I'll be 10 deaths already man.
God.
How about you skip this boss right now?
I don't know how to beat it.
It's insane how you're already scamming this marathon and not counting your last two deaths.
A body's atom.
All right.
Is there going to be a strategy or something, bro?
Maybe be farther away.
Have a seat.
Oh, that is so annoying, I'm getting mad.
That is so hard!
That is so hard!
It is so much harder than it looks!
I remember struggling on this last time. I do remember. This boss is so dumb. Who should
I brokered control over this boss?
That might just be the full on tanking.
The dodge is still projectiles bro, it's not that easy.
I have seen
I like Asmongold, he still has to use tanks, everything with OP armor, he'll never compare
Come on, a gauntlet winner here, Tetris Champion.
I'm lost.
I mean please give him a fork, yeah I put it six years ago man.
Oh
I've heard from a reputable source that you received all of my car's urinal files
Can't explain
I think I could go to bed right now. I think I could fall asleep in like two seconds right now
And sleep for six straight hours
I'm running out of fiends right now. I stayed up way too late.
He got a victim and now lives in a shed without eating, which is why he needs the firewood
that we can see behind him.
Honestly kinda pity him.
I'm saying that because people are actually going to believe it.
Space's team, White Tick Mark Emoji, and Meeley's tourney, White Tick Mark Emoji, Mickey Mouse Norbest, White Tick Mark Emoji.
I think you should get rid of that shirt. Why, Angela? I like it. It's actually really comfy.
Oh my god.
Weepsticks are weird.
You think weeps are weird, Angela?
You look like a rotten plum. Every time you leave this room, my noangela goes through
a bottle and a half of raidened fawweeds. You're disgusting and attract roaches.
I actually the pet you look at the head is with the inside outside of the house.
I'm not.
Hold on, I gotta go pee over your back.
I
Not good with the best weapon in dark so much. All right, here we go
It's so crazy that you have both Schinke station in your house and you have to bring all your
electronics to the house just to test the house with watches.
If I was her I'd stone you like it's the twelve hundreds.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh fuck this boss.
uh
my
f***ing guy
of
What?
at least they're over there
Let me hit you!
Look at the other fucking side, motherfucker!
I THROUGHT ALL TO LIKE F***ING HACK!
Fuck this boss! This is horrible!
the game until it's not not even close what's that LFF that's bullshit right
probably
I don't believe anything you read on there.
well that's how it's crying
so i'm busy with you i don't read comments well i don't know what they say so
dox holes one is too easy
dox holes one is always like dox holes one is too easy
died to the fucking butterfly with the pack
I
Was ever died of that butterfly. Oh, yeah fucking right man
You're a victim that's why you're crying yeah, because I'm gonna get evicted it come on three me super to fly
That's definitely what I would do if I got a big thing.
If you don't watch this shoot how they do it, just don't believe the fucking random clip you see on the internet.
2026 that way people are still doing that shit, bro
I'm not kidding though if I was a viewer
I would literally make a Twitter account monetize it and it just take clips of random streamers out of context
Just post them on Twitter all day tough butterfly max. L. Oh L
People literally will believe anything you post
You can just make that shit so out of context.
Oh wow.
Wow, your mom bought you a new confiter for your you bet, Pogu.
Oh my god, it's so fucking free.
People aren't so dumb on the internet, you can literally trick them into anything.
That does not even hit!
Militiaat!
You really put the Dutch ball degree to work
pronouncing that word right there little punk. Shaw was a tough one, huh?
Back up!
Damn you suck at this game haha maybe if you start drinking you will get better.
I don't know what's going on.
No fuck off with that one!
I'm fucking dead, I'm actually with the person, I'm fucking with the person.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Fuckin' hard.
Hey, did you see the clip of Big T1 singing nursery rhymes with his family?
so happy. He deserves it. Will we scare? Oh, wait, there's a lot of weapons over here.
Woo!
I want that weapon. Let's see.
Let's test it out.
I like how low key kinda ass.
Listen to these retards, making fun of you. I was a deck boss for three hours and that attack is literally undodgeball, DW King, you are not alone.
Thank you, man!
This is stupid!
Love you bro, keep going.
Thank you.
Lemon, hey Siri tell me some good weapons to find near Firelink Shrine.
This fucking twig ain't doing shit.
We have to kill this boss right now bro.
That sounds good.
Angela, are you making chili dogs?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Angela, are you making chili dogs?
What?
Nice.
Unless you pay a caretaker, I don't pay your shit, though.
The food's been near recently.
It's hard to get any word into this cloud.
Pay to catch since you escaped.
The gold is now on.
I can pray that you need to shit when you get to Falking's full number.
You're praising as Spragus recently, but as Spragus is easy, anybody can make that
good.
Yeah, man, I just checked and this is the same exact weapon you conveniently knew the
location of in your first playthrough.
You definitely just randomly decided to go to the exact spot it's located while fighting
this boss, huh?
You are fucking pathetic in every way imaginable and a cheating little bitch, but the same thing
with Elden Ring too.
bro, I did not
look at his beard, I did not do that
I don't know if this weapon is good
I'm probably getting less damage with it
of
I think that's better.
a cheetah always a cheetah. Just like once a scammer always a scammer yet.
All of us in Trashikrim have neglected to be Thorne Stein and slow, few nighting dark souls too, and the nameless king in dark souls is pretty.
Oh my god!
I can't even dodge that!
times. Ugly retard can't beat the easiest box in the game. My 5 year old must be beaten
first try.
Don't go over there. No!
It's hard to get anywhere out of this.
I
Ask you doing this one
I get two fucking hits on her, oh jeez it's Christ.
Cancel the leak and let them go to track the track.
Watch.
Please, please, please!
I
How much do you pay Angela to stay overnight?
Oh my fucking god, bro, fuck this boss!
I am evil.
Hello, I realize that I have, but I also want you to know.
Yeah. No.
What is this challenge?
Fastest way to get one thousand deaths.
What is this challenge? Fastest way to get 1,000 deaths.
Oh
that one attack is so cringe oh my god
fuck me
Wait hold on hold on, wait this is right there.
Loose power of S-Wade!
That was it?
not boost like sure you be plus one now
they got to sleep first so whatever can't fire
the money it's quite just dropped to below 60,000 should I buy in now can you
elaborate on your buy high and sell low strategy let it drop a little more bro
I'm telling you a buy buy buy buy buy
Listen to my financial advice, bro
I'll make you a millionaire
What's this?
Thank you
Hmm.
Okay, Fadas, how about you show us the food first before swallowing it home?
The Lord was over for you.
Hit!
I
Like when we're actually gonna chance to hit him
I'm going to fly it right back to the other side.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Please come down.
It doesn't hit.
Oh my God.
Come on, hit me if you can.
Thank you, dear god!
Oh
Well, I mean that's we have 15
About four bosses
Nice.
He'll progress like 1% of the game though?
No way.
If I remember correctly, that's like the most annoying boss in the game.
It's not even a real boss, bro.
Are you braindead?
No?
I thought I'm gonna use a dang home.
Okay, well I can't fucking roll.
I run all the way back there again.
It's so fucking sad how you already caved in and resorted to cheating and cheating on
only your third boss in the easiest way.
Use a different weapon you slandwrote.
Oh, it's weapon 5-9-12!
It's a different weapon we already see and you do one playthrough with this weapon you
boring motherfucker.
99% of that good.
We got x 85 years take a real good look at your future pal
nice man
What is that soul thing I used to do?
All right, by the way, it's a zero sugar, what do you mean?
I'll drink whatever the fuck I want to give a grown ass man.
I'm just area D, GG.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, nice. I'm playing
I'm running away.
A grown-up man who can't bother to shower, eats like a five-year-old.
kicked out of the motel and caught crying on stream about it. Where's his girlfriend's
shorts to try and feel skinny or some other odd kink shit?
You're a real bugger.
You were right.
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Oh, I should have started with Dark Souls 3, fuck this game, and I gotta run all the way
back over there.
Dark Souls 3 is the best man straight linear game you got a lot of save
Yeah, Zoil, you're just a fucking troll. You don't confuse the boss.
Anybody that likes Dark Souls 2 is the best game, they just want attention.
I'm not making this run again.
Nope.
Excuse me. Anybody in bed right now?
I
Can I wait till bedtime
No Demon Souls man, just Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3.
I don't know if that's all Souls games you knob had, ban him.
Don't ever call me a fucking knob head again.
Nothing, I'm dead.
I really am just running, to running simulator.
Am I supposed to jump over there?
I
Got it what the fuck in those you cannot be dying
These are pointless deaths
He says no bro.
Enter this bonfire spot there. Yeah, but I'm a loose spot at this class.
Oh my god, I've been trolling myself.
Please, what?
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this.
I'm crying.
It was damaged to me.
What is damage to me?
I don't think I'm supposed to be here yet.
Stop crying you not pet.
This is the basement keys for?
Oh nice, okay I am.
Why are you sitting there crying?
You've beaten all of these games before and yet you're making a challenge for 1000 deaths.
Are you retarded?
Hard to get anywhere with you, this queen.
You're looking mighty handsome today, king.
Hard to get anywhere with you, this queen.
Hey, man, I saw the LSF threat. I hope you're okay.
I'll be praying for you, brother.
May God have mercy on your soul.
I'm not sure if I can get anywhere near you.
Hey, E-Mummy, how come you words of the NFL
are so nice and sweet? Aren't you there every year?
There we go.
Yeah, something good?
It's much more armor, right?
Maximum equipment load.
What's better, toys or maximum equipment load?
It's hard to get any word in with this clip.
What's up with money?
There's no way I'd dance.
I could put armor on it, and I won't.
Hello?
of
You're safe, huh?
Wait.
to this area that's all it does.
Fuck this short cut, I don't need to be back here anymore, why the fuck do I care about that short cut?
I'm going to use all my stones actually.
I need the black knight sword.
Hop in.
Ah, okay.
you bring it back line bot
I feel like I need to go to the right here, but part of me feels like I'm not ready for
is hurrying yet.
I
I'm not ready for that boss yet, bro.
Yes!
Alright, no more dying. No more dying. Locked in now.
That was almost a clip. I almost ran shit on that.
I
I
Dragon
I'm not supposed to be here
I'm so lost all these areas are way too hard
I guess we go back to this other area.
area?
All these years of playing these games you actually didn't send the Warbot no.
Not even a little bit.
I don't understand bro they do a terrible job at explaining the lore in this video.
I'm not a ball and gun gamer.
I hope this is the right way.
Where can I get this bomb out?
Loser.
I
Said some of the shit man
Hey, he's grabbing me
I feel like I need to jump across I
Was so scared to do that
Wait
Like this is where I just came from though.
So where the fuck am I supposed to go?
was it saved right there the whole time?
I guess I leave this area.
There's no way I'm supposed to go to those drinks, there's actually no way.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
The bomb is up to 1500.
and
I'm lost, I'm fucking lost.
This is that one boss.
There we go.
There's better not be another fucking shortcut.
fuck is this
I
Don't tell me this is right next to
What is this work? Okay, it's actually a good one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay
Yeah, new area.
Somebody, anybody, help me! I'm locked the door.
Damn, I'm finished. How did this ever happen?
I'm out of ammo.
What are we going to do?
Looks like it's an aspen gold hill.
try to control plus alt plus down arrow no I don't trust you man
What is that?
I think those are actually broken.
I feel like on Dark Souls 3 they're not this broken.
Did you get any beers today?
No.
Oh!
I don't know what this fucking means, but I'm gonna try it.
How come sometimes I get 10 sqs class and sometimes I only get 5?
If you shot gonna be right now someone in check will let you know.
Oh, fuck that area, like that's so, you can't like teleport, can you?
I want 10 Estus Flash.
I'm not gonna have to run all the way, I have no idea.
I'm gonna run all the way there.
I'm gonna run all the way back and I'll have 10 Flags.
Take more time, but I'm more likely to beat it on my first try.
No, if I had fucking five more flasks, I would have eaten that.
I don't know how to get back.
Oh
Man
the
of
but I'm going the wrong fucking way
I'm so lost.
I think I'll go here.
Come on
One hit poison
go hurry
all that for five essence class I had to run
All the way back
It's a build that's on-point early game by the way, who cares man?
So if I, if I stay right here, it won't put me at 5, I'll be at 5, I'll be at 5, I'll
I don't really get it.
Fucking God, bro.
This weapon's ass, Loki, it's only good for bosses.
It's too big.
Can't swing it on shit.
Especially this shitty ass area where it's...
Jesus, let me run through, bro.
of
the
of
the
Fucking God!
Just get into the balls, they're gonna take my whole fucking forever!
Fuckin' walk-in, man.
No strats, no spacing, no timing just R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum, SMASH R1 sum
Fuckin' finally, god damn.
Hold on, I got two more dogs.
Fuckin' finally, god damn.
fucking finally god damn hold on I got two more dogs
Oh
Oh
I just used to do that with wax
Shit
I
Can't do this
I
Also play Dark Souls 3. I don't play Dark Souls 3. I hate this one boss. It's a fucking feather
Firefly boss, whatever the fuck just dumb
This boss, what is this fucking fight room you can't even see shit
So tilted, man.
It's gonna be like a big boss, a big boss to fight a boss, like a normal ass boss.
I'm gonna beat him in three tries.
of
I
I'm going to go back in and get hit.
This is my mob killing, uh, armor and shit right here, and weapons.
I'm going to lose it, I'm getting killed here.
I
Haven't made it eight take mom or off
Like bro this shit is so lame.
Fucking dog
Oh
Damn
No. This is all wrong. Where's Pickle-A-Tickle accounting the debts? Where's Bezrapt's Tisminat?
Where's Captain Modding the Chats? Where are the four weirds? Where are the lords? Why
Everything's so different
Rob the kind of guy to speedrun minecraft then build a fucking house
I
I
What do I fucking do here I'm gonna get shit I get attacked as soon as I walk through
Just walk in and shield baby, doubt it, we'll get fucking stuck.
I'm going to go back.
The study conducted by the University of Phoenix has proven the benefits of alcohol consumption.
Some of these benefits include stress reduction, relaxation, enhanced sociability, and short-term
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Drink up Eric Smile.
5 hours in steam and still didn't beat the first game-cank.
Eric, you look worried, pop us in and drink a few forties, it'll all melt away.
Oh, this is even bad, it's those fucking dogs, man.
You've jumped out the water and put grey goose in the bottom.
I genuinely can't tell what's a joke anymore when it comes to a rom.
Every few days there's a post like this about him and half the comments are jokes and half
are serious.
Kihaha, you're all dumb and funny, but is he seriously spiraling or is this just a bit in his community?
Eric, can you take one shot every time you die?
I am doing it.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
I need to do a wheelie.
I feel like I've leveled up in an hour.
one doggy. I said to you on both.
Hello, Eric Lamont, Robin's Junior, but line here.
Hmm...
Did he do the same thing I did before?
What?
I brought these bosses, so fuck this.
Oh my god, it gets forever just to fucking get there, man.
Eric, you are the most handsome, intelligent, athletic, and entertaining stream on Twitch.
We all believe in you, King.
Just joking, Teehee.
I see I have to run all the way back to get three more flasks.
He's basically playing walking simulator at this point.
Drink a few beers to loosen Eric.
Oh, where's my camera do me?
It's time.
Give me the money.
He says, sir.
I don't know what I actually cannot figure out what what do I need to fucking do here?
fucking worst
in the grass faster than it would take you to finish this boss cap.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Hey fuckhead, didn't you have another gauntlet to do?
Did this dude forget how to scream?
Sitting there not talking, not reading chat. Embarrassing.
It seems like you are struggling a little bit, so I got a little bit of help from the
So I gotta deal hot off the press here.
If you can chug three follow costs in under one minute, you can take one death off the counter.
Deal?
Also remember that if you reach one thousand deaths you go back to deal one attack.
Or get anywhere.
Can you start entertaining? It's your job.
Hey why do you have your hat over your headset?
Are you one of them acoustics?
Don't worry Eric. My four-year-old sister also struggled with this boss.
I just wanted to ask you, are the rumors true?
You got evicted?
For a roach infestation?
And for 6 months of bounce rent checks?
Wow!
That's crazy Bobby!
Do you think you could take a 14 inch penis?
Kaila Tartar 221, is your bitch shass set too tight to speak?
They help those non-verbal acoustics like you. You just need to say I need help.
I can see why the marriage failed, no communication or commitment, just like these streams.
Okay, I have fucking 8 F's to splash, full armor bro.
I can fucking do this, man.
Bro, it goes like that from my honors programs, bro.
Grow up, dude.
Okay, this fucking dog, just shield, and just move to the right, and dodge his first attack,
he dodges his first attack, I'll be good.
It takes me literally fucking ten minutes per fight just to die instantly.
It's not!
Oh my god!
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
In the words of the great patches of Hulahann, remember the 5 Ds of Dutch ball, dodge, duck,
Dip, dive and dodge.
How did you get the death counter to match your IQ?
Back to Lundridge CX.
The pastel color scheme you got going on really matches your childish attitude and desire for a mommy figure.
Enjoy the walk back. Non-verbal mode engaged.
If you want to know what to do, you simply need to ask. Please not.
Oh my god, I don't fucking understand. I'm fucking worse.
The game gets harder or something?
Does the game get fucking harder the more you die or something?
Like I don't fucking understand.
to see what excuse you have next, text sign.
You are the reason why games force players to do a tutorial.
Anyways, back to playing walking simulator.
So fucking screwed, bro.
Like, I actually don't know what to fucking do on this boss.
Why lock on there?
Why isn't your death counter going up? Is your paint drinker ass cheating again?
Hey man I know you were acting all hot shit when you said this game was easy and you beat
it in under 100 deaths.
But you are 5% into the game with 37 deaths already.
You are never funny when you try to be but my god you are the funniest fucking natural
I have ever seen keep it up done fuck
He's right
Okay, bro, what, really?
You gonna lock on to the fucking dog?
Come on, dog, get you in there.
Yeah, I'm pressing it. It's gonna die right away.
Doesn't he talk to me right here?
Here we go. It's gonna fucking die. Say the word.
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Fuckin greedy motherfuckers, though!
We believe in you king, we know you will beat this game in under 100 deaths.
Just joking you suck buddy.
Drink some beer to improve your chances.
You brute force 221. Can we skip straight to the point where you change your goalpost
to an easier number in exchange for doing something stupid like drinking a beer or shaving
your beard? Because I know this washed up chat will make a deal about it. Yawning face
emoji your name face emoji
just saying a six packet beer a handle of grey booze or fifth
half book by now you have to be a greedy bitch
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Oh
Dammit
Oh
Okay, get in, kill the dog, instantly dodge.
I got to like not die for 20 minutes 30 minutes
Retard there's a shortcut where
I don't know where I'm supposed to go now.
Is this area just done?
I've got a key so I've got to figure out...
Should just teleport home.
PBH.
I don't know if it's there or not, I don't know if it's there or not, I don't know if
What's 12k last time?
not lose more.
Not to be this way.
This is a shortcut, right?
Yeah, it's loose.
It's hard to get anywhere.
Y'all gotta stop believing everything you see, man.
I'm going to get a level up, maybe some hours.
I do this, I can wear the blacks or the blacksmiths or, but I feel like I need more endurance.
Where could I go now?
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I'm gonna try 38k
I need to buy a little more.
my little bro can you move it along? I don't know where to go, man!
I'm fucking back here again.
here are two hundred and twenty one how you doing cool now give chat three
Thank yous right now.
Where can I go?
Alright.
You owe me money, you are actually doing pretty good for your first playthrough.
Wait, you've beaten this game eight times?
And you have two thousand dollars?
Aware?
I really don't know, man. I'm so lost.
I know where to go, but I won't tell you.
Okay?
fucking laws
their place to kill yeah I beat that shit bro remember this area
Oh, holy fuck, are you stupid?
I know you like being immersed in a game and this fat fuck armor reminds you of yourself,
but if you're gonna waste our time running around like a dumb fuck, Tabithlart, please
let the slow armor off.
No, it's keeping me alive.
It's kept me a lot slower, but it's worth it.
well I don't know
I stopped watching three hours ago and you're still in the fucking undead bear
guy you dumb or a tarded or wait Suzy are you farming while
while stacking like a redone.
I don't know man.
Let me see if we're down here in the starting area.
If anyone dug in, but no bro.
He's the only mob that does it.
38 deaths, right?
38.
You know, time's a good end.
At least you can drown your dad and me, my mate.
You look scared off.
You were undead as well.
We must not let these girls overcome us.
Did I not explain the urgency of our tasks?
Who are you so uncouth as to lack such judgement?
By the looks of you, I should think not.
Do I have to wear something certain to talk to her?
Did I not explain who I am?
Well, you don't suppose we can help them?
We accompany my lady on her right.
It is quite a chore, but I'm stuck with her.
I need go too. I can't very well abandon you now.
Oh, my guess, I will be departing with them shortly. It was a pleasure.
I never got to stream snipe you in smash because if I did you best believe your ass would be playing counter strike right now
Wow, Tee-hee.
Hey there, where'd I go?
We may be down here.
No! I used that by accident!
You're looking like a toad today, you ugly blasted head.
The person fucking scared me.
I don't know what I'm doing.
The sashes are gone for the feet of the tree.
What?
This is where I came.
This is where I came.
hovered.
SUP SUP chat. Why's the game to hard, do you if the game gets harder every time you die?
I don't get it, it's supposed to be there. I just want to play Darkville 3. I'm
and jump roots forth in my way without learning any tactics.
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Maybe I just take more upper right now.
I would love to save spot.
I don't think ignoring them is the right thing to do.
What the fuck is this?
I just forgot, I just, it's stupid me, I just forgot.
Oh, yeah, wait.
You have to be human for it, maybe, to hurt them.
I'm not sure man, I really don't know.
I
Won't like fucking souls back man. That's a whole level
Is that 40 deaths?
I'm so far.
This is the easiest souls game, bro.
Maybe I should grab my soles and I come back here.
go home. Get the soils and go home. They're not supposed to be here.
This is this area? Well, I don't understand it.
Okay, where else can I go?
What?
You're offering to go?
Wait, they left! They already left!
I'm not two carers in a bar. I played this game one time six years ago.
I
I can't rest at this one.
Oh yeah, you can't rest if people are attacking you.
I gotta go pee really quick.
All right, let's go skeletons
Whoa
Arpryonic
No, come on, bro. That doesn't count that is not count. We're not counting on us. Don't act out as a fucking death
Toronto, do not fucking add that as a deck. That does not fucking count.
Take your time, put your armor on.
I like to have the armor on because it forces me to take my time.
Oh, I got tanks.
That's it.
Um, here we go.
This way?
I
Got
Wow I see the past fuck you guys
This has got to be it.
I know that's not it I can't risk these desk man
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I
are they really going to chase me?
I got a level, I might go!
Let's go this way.
Maybe I go.
Um.
Someone just told me what the fucking word ago, please.
I asked nicely.
Hey Wonky, here's a fun fact.
You've already used up 4.2% of your total deaths.
Do you think you are 4.2% of the way into the trilogy?
Check.
Nope.
Nope.
It's hard to get inward here this time.
Ten months of disappointment.
I'm trying to find it, man.
how hard are you going to be lounging this Super Bowl Sunday for me
I'm not sure.
I read the item description, so some items we've received.
You fucking idiots, never quit, huh?
Okay, so what I got from the boss is key to the dex, opens door leading from lower
bird to death
I don't want to give that to
I don't want to give that to them.
Pay E-Money in order to read you actually have to comprehend the words, not just say them out loud.
Rain dead.
I don't want to give up one of my shards for this.
Check how are you guys enjoying watching walking simulator?
Look at him waddling around in circles like a duffin looking for its mom. Smile.
This is what I went earlier, right?
Listen, you guys help me, I get to the boss faster, I died more, and you laugh more.
It's a win-win for everybody.
Man!
It's hard to get anywhere here with this cloud.
It's good.
It can't be to the place with the drinks, man, they're too strong.
Hey, I want to go do you play this game, bro?
I played all the souls game it was so long ago.
They like, keep jumbled in my head.
Hey Eric, after watching you play for a few hours now I don't think you're actually that
bad.
just need to work on your rolling, dodging, stamina,
Oh hi, busy daughters!
carrying, hitbox awareness, pattern recognition,
reaction timing, sound cues, camera control,
invincibility frames, shield play in some other things,
but other than that I think you're pretty solid.
That!
Hot friend Kentucky Robby to this eight beers deep and was still way faster.
Go back to tell tale.
Hot friend.
I don't know how to get anywhere here.
everywhere's a fucking dead end bro it's all one big ass circle
Lower burr to the depths.
I'm sorry.
Lower Berg to the depths.
So around here, maybe.
This is where the Black Knight is.
You understand when you use the word marathon that implies and legally binds you to not end
stream until you I didn't say marathon
titles I didn't make the fucking title I don't know what mod did that just set
me up with that by the way
Lower bird.
I know where I know where to go.
Oh, I know exactly where to go.
That rat is.
Yep, I don't want to go.
It just hit me.
Chat let me spoil the next stream for you.
The next stream he will come and speedrun the bosses because he will search for a guide
after this stream end.
And he will caught his ass and he will say chat I didn't cheat I swear to god I just
remember all the planes.
And then he will start banning all the Chatters that will hold him accountable, your new face emoji.
I would have been dead there once for this amazing armor.
All right, get me down here.
That's not open from this side.
I don't know where to go.
So, y'all gonna help or?
thumbs down in
I'm not doing some help Eric go fuck yourself
Key to the depths. I need to get to the depths. Open door leading from lower berg to the depths.
Thanks, man.
Maybe it's near where I fought that boss. It has to be.
It's hard to get any word in with this one.
Line, video game, memo, cheese.
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of
I've got a lot of money.
What?
Is he stupid or what?
I know it's not over here.
What's that?
What are you fucking brawling, man?
I'm fucking trying, okay?
I'm gonna have to put some fucking directions in the game a little bit.
It'd be nice.
I think at this rate you won't complete Dark Souls 1 within 1000 hours let alone deaths.
stupid fat cunt I want to poke your pussy I live loser it's obvious you are
just trying to over level no way you are actually this stupid right
Okay, maybe we go block the way.
are you blind?
Eric, do not get mad at us.
Just continue to walk around in circles for a few more hours.
Most can we get a lap counter?
The fucking mean blind!
Right there the whole time!
Bro!
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He's going to open up from over here, you.
You should have been one of the people I saw with my pride.
You will poison throwing knives could be nice.
Only a hundred souls.
Fire to right-hand weapon.
Temporary Curse allows engagement with ghosts.
Now, this should, over here, should open up to shortcut.
I knew it was right here!
It's on the wrong side!
Now I go brass to get Chim's Estus Blast.
Thank God man, I thought I was never gonna progress I can kill the ghost now too.
I'm not a retard.
look how i'm going to get banned but you have to jump in the well back at the shrine to get to the next spell
i can't stand this anymore
The
Bitcoin's up today, bro
There we go!
It's hard to get anywhere, dude.
I'm on my third beer.
How about you?
I'm not drinking that, bro.
I got in.
New place!
No deaths here, Eric.
Come on, lock in.
They cleared this place with no fucking deaths.
No more gimmicky ass bosses.
Nice room, Merrick.
Wait.
There's a cup chair on the left, hahaha.
I had a week.
Hmm
Not damn
Hello Eric, your title was called All Souls Games under 1k deaths.
I notice you are currently playing Dark Souls Remastered.
Yet, there is a previous game with the title, Souls.
That being called Demon's Souls.
Eric, why are you are not playing Demon's Souls first?
Also please answer my two questions.
one since you have played hotline miami before will you consider to compete
for the games once you are done with the stars games two now you are back on
the rising we'll carry every night return no
nobody wants to see that demon so his bullsh** even
Dude, yeah, open it!
Dude, I'm gonna be strong.
What do you mean what?
I'm gonna be a sucker with everything.
I'm gonna be in the line.
Thank you.
Thank you, dude.
You gonna give me a fucking reward or what?
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm not going to die.
Shit.
They're going to bury this guy. Let's see.
Man, I'm finna... I'm gonna die. I'm not running all the way back.
come on give me a spawn bonfire
Fuck you come from!
I'm not going to let another one fall on me.
shit!
do I have a bow?
why can't I use it?
Oh
Oh
Oh
All this just to die I have to do it all over again
They're not smart, I am.
Let's go to Range Build.
I've never done it before.
What was that?
What is that?
I'm actually using my brain.
Oh, a great axe!
Now, I like the Halberd.
Think of a sub, man.
I just got to get me a five.
Oh shit!
That's fine.
Broderly Rose, the time it was.
Broderly Rose, the time it was.
Brody Rose, the time it was.
She's with somebody, it's fine.
She's with somebody.
You get the stuff at the door? Yeah.
Is Amy even real?
I really don't want to die, man.
There has to be a same closure.
You're telling me
That they want me to fucking go through all that.
a lot of fucking chill out man
All the way back here bro, by the way!
Awesome. Also, pop his in.
I have to get my sword before I go.
That's about that far.
Oh, I'm sorry about fallout, man.
I was having a good time playing this.
and
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of
of
of
I just run through I'm just
supposed to collect. I mean,
let's say collect like that.
She's alright. Oh my god. I just
I
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She got her dark so what brother she's fine. She's fine
My little clip clip the grass
How many deaths in my hat
Hey Eric, just wondering since football is basically over and you took off two days this
week.
Can your loyal viewers expect a long drunk Saturday stream tomorrow techsime?
No, but I'll probably be live for a little bit tomorrow.
I'm not going to be this weekend so I'm not going to shame my shit ton.
I thought it was the last few weekends.
Why are you talking to me in Russian, bro? English only.
the
possibly be saying
to get anywhere
hey buddy i just got here you got six more hours of streaming
What do you want to go on Monday down take back your yourland put fall out on
right now
this guy saying
hey big guy do you speak my language um
No, I'm not.
There is only the English language here.
music. There we go.
To the guy that's in here. He's fucking gone. You don't support your Russian
viewers?
It's not true, man. Am I not going to be right on his Russian?
All right
Wait how many deaths we got
44 that's not bad. I feel like I'm probably like 15% of the game
What if I can get this done before 250 deaths?
330 deaths per game think about it 330 per game Dark Souls 3 I've beaten twice
So I feel like I shouldn't have that many deaths in that game
I've beaten the game twice Dark Souls 2 is going to be rough, but not bad, please not
like I mean a hundred but I don't even see anybody when I'm picking you up
I need to show you no pattern in that t-shirt mate
don't need to grow up all right there's nothing wrong with the anime not
everyone that watches anime is a fucking weirdo just give a couple of them are
All right, I'll see y'all later, man.
Stay safe, dude.
I don't know what I can do.
I'm out.
Peace, peace.
I hope they actually all got fucking timed out.
I did not think about this happening.
I think that my guy is fucking timed out.
It's hard to get any word in with this clip.
Lemon lemon party fuckline gang lemon lemon lemon.
Operation swag out.
They got fucking foster bots.
You don't have a fucking bruise that's what you never mind.
I did not even throw it that hard.
My closet the other day, and I think you needed more than the crack heads I
Just wish you was affected underhanded not overhand it that was the problem
It's because I called at the same time I admit it's a little harder than I know I wanted to
I didn't mean to throw it that hard
I'm not gonna lie, have you seen a rabbit fuck?
Have you seen like that?
I've fucked up a little bit.
Some in
Brit any watch out he might jump over her
Put it outside let him go
What a f and chat.
Alright, Ryan, this says I like to keep my cute collection on my tin.
Okay, I'm going to look at it.
Everyday, that looks like he hasn't shaken like a week now.
Yeah, they're shaking like...
They're shaking like...
They're shaking like...