you you you you you you Yeah, what's up? Hello? Tops up. Don't piss us off today, buddy. Don't piss me off today, bro. How you eat three salad meals a day and all in there's two pounds in a month First of all, I'm gonna do it for a month and I don't eat three salad meals a day. What? Yapping already, bro. I'm already in a bad mood. I thought one month 1991 93 Ford Bronco What up Junie, how you doing? How you already saw she got an attitude broke because y'all just want to piss me off, man 9 11 You know exactly how Set up for a great stream today up I'm excited Gonna be on my ass. That's dinner time, right? They're gonna be on my ass like I have a question. What's up? What's up? What's your question fix the screen? What's wrong with it? Hmm There we go All these links are too bright my eyes still fucked up I can't do I can't look at that shit play this This looks so boring. That's so boring. Are you going to play for them? Oh Say that's like cute Bro That is like the best age I was watching videos at any last night before she went to bed And we're like looking at like old videos your sumps I'm telling you man like two to three is the best age for kids. It's the best. They're so freaking cute, man Are you okay New clip You're trying to bitch a little rust? Let's support why you clicked that to me. You Seriously under a thousand that's the challenge average per game is like 200 though. It's not If you're like actually they play souls games and you're really good at them the average is not 200 The average person does not pick up Dark Souls 3 and die 200 times that you are out of your mind You don't know anything you're talking about Bro I was looking at houses yesterday last night. Oh, I can't fucking wait. I Cannot wait man. I found some beautiful ones five bedrooms I Can afford the mortgage man, that's it's easy another highway house No, no, no, no, no, I'm getting my house, bro, but I want Let's your credit score like 690 I Want too many ways on a house is not a wasting bro. It's free money five years ten years the house is gonna be worth even more five rooms for the honeys okay no a nice stream room thought you said you were comfortable in the motel for the next few years what happened in peppercorn did you get evicted no that fucking internet being trashed it's fucking I hate that place like I already didn't like it but I just dealt with it because I was tired of moving so much but the internet you can't be like that with shit internet can't do it can't do it use your brain for once what do you mean not gonna evicted. How's the market about to crash? Your office is buying. It's not going to fuck you. It's already crashing, bro. He's at his prime. If you die more than 1000 times, you should never be allowed to play video games again WTF. You don't know what you're talking about man. That was the best dude it's hard being the soul games 100,000. I'm still gonna do it. So in the new place to get rugs like all the other spots you've lived, will you finally admit you are the problem? No. You've played them all multiple times. I've only played Dark Souls 3 three multiple times. good afternoon little pumpernickel you're going to rage quit your dark souls marathon you promised us again I Do you Straight ahead It's not feel like 15 It's hard to get anywhere with the five that clip Did you get a victim didn't get a victim Rappel? Wait, I got hit by a chefford-tippin' rappel! They got me! They got me! This Jack has brought in a log for a challenge he didn't even complete. Brought in a roach infestation and is stitching to leave his neighbor's deal with pest control. I think sometimes you've got to kill yourself to rebuild who you want to be. You've got to kill your old self and rebuild yourself. That's good, that's good. So I'm in the process of killing myself. Good one. I like that, actually. Oh But you see that tweet that he put out yesterday or whoever out it is from his account. Oh my god, that shit was crazy I was like no fucking way What are you retarded so he But what are you down syndrome when he retarded so I Already watched this man, why are you looking at it again? Well, why do you guys always say pain you see in me Maybe I'll let you guys say hi to her sometime soon. She's so big now. I don't like you guys, when was the last time you guys saw me? Hey Robert, I heard you were getting evicted. So I just wanted to stop in and say. Good. Good The late-night stream a year ago the puzzle stream really Damn When she was really sick she came out all that's right besides that I think it's like a year. Yeah the puzzle Damn I Did she so smart now It's hard to get any word in with this clown ugly She was like watching kpop demon hunters last night And then She's like got like a bowl of snacks or whatever She made it all herself and everything I was just like looking at her and I'm like dude She's like a full grown kid now It's crazy But she just got up and made her own snacks It was like a bowl of fruit like a bunch of fruit in a bowl and then she just sat down and kept watching her movie and I'm like wow like that is like I just said I stared at her for like she always asks me to do that and I'm just like wow she's actually like a full kid now self-reliant unlike some people yeah whatever should you take over your stream She goes you're lazy. Yeah, I would do I do so much for her man. She'll ask a guy. Can you give me a drink? I get up and get her drink. Hey, can you make me? Something to eat get mixed of the all the time Yeah, and this kid asked me to make him snacks, okay Thought one here watch that movie she's gonna grow up into a weave. No, she's not Bro, K-pop demon hunters is really good like I'm not into anime I'm using the wrong mic hold up I'm not an anime but uh that movie's good as fuck 30 years old student uncle stop putting the fucking clock I still got two weeks man two weeks today I turned 30 she's crazy actually I still feel like I'm 20 years old I was on walk with any today and I'm like dude I still like a fucking 20 I could fucking sprint right now if I wanted to you look 40 no I don't so it was some four luckes I'm not drinking look about 42 no I do not I literally look like I'm 25. If I ask some random person how old I look, they'll say like 25, 26. Right now. They're not going to say 30 plus. You're out of your mind. You said you would get dreads after completing the gauntlets. Sooner, when you're getting those. Yeah, I actually think I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. I can't take this hair anymore. Well, I'm just going to cut it all off. Braids are too long, man. I don't want to wait on it three months. I look like shit. I can't commit to that, man. It's three more months. Four more months, probably. Probably even longer. Can I actually get braids? I can. I haven't even brushed my hair today. how long it is. How long that she is. My brushes are got like right here. It's like all knotted right now. I imagine I'll clean you with braids. I know but I can't. How am I supposed to get with the honeys bro, you know? Can you see him cut it when he beat the gauntlet? Yep. What's up saying that? I don't fucking look like that. just go bald and start working out more it's a good look once you get used to it that's where he added one more chin to the last stream he's got a fucking bald man shit's looking rough nah, if I get a nice fade I look good I look high Braids and get some good clothes and jewelry. No, I'm not getting jewelry, bro. So I can hate jewelry waste of money This is like a hundred and eighty dollar Necklace, I got like two years ago or actually got a year ago You spent more than three months brute-forcing simple games, but you quit it at my house I'm not a posse in Majora's mask get to majority you actual troglodyte Save it up from my house, bro That's your savings right now while we pocketwashing I got like I'm gonna get like a 600k house probably 500k maybe so they think I think that's my uh market I'm at Let's go band for band. I'm not going band for band with you, bro. I'm a grown-ass man the fuck where here in Texas Why you look like that? You know much property taxes are I'll be right 54 months Eric You gonna buy a gun I don't need a gun I'll be when I get a house. I'll get a gun I'll get like that little shotgun So you actually try to get the tournament you hosted so you can have some extra income to afford a house brother The difference between first last was that Texas tournament was like five four hundred dollars. No, I'm not not at all the fuck $400 difference We do the house shopping on stream? No. I'm just gonna move in one day, you aren't gonna know. AR-15 is 10 times better than a shotgun for home defense, by the way. Really? Why you say that? Can I get your honest thoughts on this video? Please also watch the whole thing. It is important. Let me see. I have that quarterly analysis that you asked for. I had a quarter of G's nuts on your chin. Right. I'm not watching this. Listen to all my music. It's the codes of self-esteem. It's the codes of who you are. You're a Kanye West fan, you're not a fan of me, you're a fan of yourself. You will believe in yourself. I'm just the espresso. I'm just a shot in the morning to get you going, to make you believe that you can overcome that situation that you're dealing with all the time. Why don't you give me hot buns? I'm a star of the nation. How many babies in the house? Harry Crobinsons, please do Sekiro and Bloodborne 2. You're out of your mind. I mean, I'm not giving them the benefit of a doubt. Not at all, but like, I just think, like, I mean, I'm just throwing out. I just, I guess I just don't, I have no respect for this industry anymore, I guess, and the people that work in it. I just don't, I, like, I can't take it anymore. I hate that everyone is getting away with this and there's not any sort of repercussion whatsoever for any of it. Was she even talking about, oh hell no, like playing with his baby weenies? Oh that's just disgusting. Hell no. No. No. That's just it. Well, throw me the ball. Wow, he didn't throw me the ball. This is an egg. And this is also an egg. Microwave an egg for three minutes with two other eggs. W. Little bubbles forming on the outside of the egg. That's Microwave W. Once the shell is fully dissolved, all that's left behind is the membrane. Diddy Jackie! Whoa, what the- what? Forward, bro! I'm just gonna call it in myself. I This is a 7 TV link, GG. My whole computer just froze. GG. Whole browser froze. Oh My oh Hey, what the fuck are you doing here? That's good, that's good to see you, bro. I have to come say hello, bro. You're in the whole section, bro. Wow, manny on the map, bro. Man, bro, that's good to see you. What's up, dude, man? Hey, listen, bro. Don't put the camera. Don't put the camera. Bro, how you going to go to the stream and say no? Don't put the camera. No, because I can't. I can't, bro. No, no, no, you're good. He went on the stream. You want to be on camera? No, no, no, no. Listen, bro. I want to see someone manny on the map. What's up? That's good, man. Listen listen listen You know you had a whole family shit how long was that I was like two years ago How's that Did you close your blinds no Stop walking out. Stop bitch. Ha ha ha ha! Fuck you losers! You not gonna hit me up? you you you you you That's a good one. I'm going to issue the Bill Gates challenge. You've heard of the ice bucket challenge, all the rest of it. If the earth is overpopulated, and Bill Gates is right, he's got some points. If Bill Gates gets a 44 magnum on air, shoves it in his mouth and blows his brain. On the way back, it was so. Okay. Goat, goat. All right guys who's slowing down the TSA line is it Billy Johnny Emily Kyle Samuel Brian or Saad Ibn Abdul Aziz Ibn Ali Ismael Shikshak Shukh Ballah Tnenshukh You got too much time on your hands. What? What makes you want to do that? Oh, okay, we're done with the show. I'm not gonna be here all day, I'll probably be here like five, six hours. Not gonna be a crazy long one today. Can you probably fall out forward and never, but I already beat that shit. Ah, which one are we on? Is it this one? How many deaths went into it yesterday? 44. We're talking to your shim shim someone else is home. Yeah move a lot bro. What? Yeah, matchup is corrupted. That actually be a good thing. I'm so excited to play this day. I had so much fun yesterday. I'm not dying ten times today, by the way. Not 10 Guys if you watch last night I didn't watch any guys I should have though money I hope you have a good day thank you bro fuck No more, it's a very pizza guy. Shake them hands if they're packed, they look good, huh? I'm looking fucking lean, huh? the diet I've been on you see your fucking man tits? they're not tits, they're pecs though I Look like you're from the lower undead bird So my skin or my fat bro like what is it? I'm not fucking both. Oh my god, that dam- are you? What the fuck is that dam in, bro? Oh, I'm back. I don't have Meridina. You like to have a 34 kick arm just like a downer from the Witcher 3, ever played it? Did you find love in all blind chat? Two people from my discord did get married. So it's possible. There's a couple of honeys in there bro. Shoot your shot. I don't say that. You're setting up your six female viewers to get harassed now fucking cream I'm dropping down. I don't know why they pick on me, I don't know, or not, what's wrong with it? with it. Is that the best one to ride? That don't help when you need a hand to help. I'm getting sound up. Wait, really? Oh, me cars! What is that thing fucking running after you? I am dead. What is that? I want to turn the sound up. Game for you. Your mic is low. Wait, really? No, it's fine. I'm looking at it right now. It's low as fuck. You can hardly hear the game. I'm getting one guy right now. I know it. So many paths I don't know which one to take. The helmet is massive but still not nearly as big as the Tuckass forehead you got. In case no one has told you this today, you are fucking horrendous looking, fucking loser ahahahahahah. I don't think I'll get you out of there, thank you, man. That's a positive message, you kid. Oh my god. All this said yes three people said yes and all caps when I got cursed They're so fucking excited on the edge of their seat is fucking begging and waiting And curse like these habs looking at her to fire I'm already caught up. I don't matter if you just eat this here dog in your head, I'll be fine. I've been there before. I don't remember how to get there though. Look at 400 deaths. You're out of your fucking mind, bro. What? I got 40 times of each three bosses. I'm screwed. I don't know what I'm doing. You don't have the volume? the volume is a bit low, can you turn it up? you said they found it now you're fucking hit, Eric loser Then you're half HP already. The rat will one-hit me by the way. I Gotta stop like taking this I keep forgetting to roll the mission is using my shield. I think that's pointless I hear another dog. I'm so bad I can't, don't say that. Should I try to kill the rat, or should I just run? Oh, fuck these frogs! Come on. There we go. Oh my god, I'm gonna- Please be a safe spot here, please. There has to be. What does that do? Absorbs AP from falling enemy. Oh, that's good! Ooh, I like that ring. Some life stealer. I'm lost. Where do I go? Why are you playing blighting for ants? I can't tell if you're drooling or not. Nothing's changed, so just stay. I never realized how fucked up four cases are. She took half your age, he too, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha maybe if you are lucky she will take mine before having belly 2 with her this is the way It's gonna be a safe spot up here, I know it. I Heart is done in the game. Well, I don't I feel like do let Londo to uh It's the curse, I don't remember where that is My god Stay spot, yes! One of these doors is invisible. Oh, I almost fell for that. I bet you'll go back. I don't want to fight a boss with half health. I'm just wasting death. Guys, anybody to figure out where Landau is? Why are you not wearing your hat, Eric? Have you finally accepted that you are balding? Smile. I forgot. I'm fucking lost. If I were your personally of half health, thank you, man. Why did I try to do that, Eric? Can't do this! If you want to be just come on though! Can't do that! Play it slow, kill everything you see, you have to. I Go beat this little feet. Yeah, miss tricky day No, oh wait. No, there was another girl that beat it with That's right How do I get out of here I need to cure the curse bro, how do I get out I came in here Let's level up. Let's level up first. I'm going to go this way, I find the ladders, and now I go this way, and I'm going to go What do you think that's their one hit? and It's not too many game play. These rats are bigger. who's defense HP is low fuck that Don't need more defense cuz I'm like I already if it's already shit You're so fucking slow. You hear all that? Yes. I'm close to a boss, I don't like it. He's grabbing me! Fucking mage! Final! Final. I'm way back here Oh my god, bruh! can you shake that no I gotta leave this place I want to leave how do I teleport you can't teleport on this game I'm farming too many deaths here the way out. There's gotta be a way back home. fucking annoying tricks You sure you're trying to get out of debt with Bitcoin? Where the fuck did you hear that at, bro? I did my research. Clearly you fucking did it. Okay, please borrow 50k, no. Oh, there we go. I'm not talking around I'm in a restaurant and she's How many do I need? 6,000? get off mine won't be nice. there we go. I'm gonna go all the way back to this other one she didn't hit it as far that show is expensive You think you are Eric motherfucking Robbins Eric be honest did you shower this morning Nope, I shot it last night though. I shot it from the morning though. I'll talk to you next time. We'll get him cleaned before you get into bed, brother. So much better. Ain't him bad. Could you take a 14 inch penis? Wait, your forehead is really half your face? Oh my god. I Look at that roll, I got all this bullshit again That damage is not right, it's not right That is not okay I have to shower every morning like I can't wake up without one I don't understand how you start your day without taking a shower he's right I already died 7 times today. He doesn't even shower after taking a shit, does anyone really think he has the ability I love this healing ring. I Not pissed me off Bye bye. KK, so then you go this way. This way. There we go. You know what, can I talk to this guy? Can I wear the black knight sword yet? I wonder how good that is. I'm just going to do the opposite of whatever you guys say. Don't kill yourself, that's crazy. So has this challenge replaced the Ganttlust? What happened that myth? What? It's a pity there's a mini-feet that don't trust anyone who sensed his stolen. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Which way do I go? I'm lost now. There you go. Very good. Alright, there you go. Left here. What the hell? What up, Tommy? Not mad, what up Tommy? He died? I don't want to fall down there. Where should I go? Why just add this to my bar? I'll just add this to my bar. You made zero progress in two hours of gameplay, by the way. Alright man, I'm learning! Please don't fall down the hole, I can't fall down the hole. I tried to go, let me go. He's baiting me to the hole. Shhh! He's scared! He's scared! Oh Where we fucking go plus one take do something good Okay, now we're gonna go I went everywhere look at it I think the only spot I didn't go is down this over here What's here, though? How am I going to fucking parse the game? Yeah, I live here. I'm gonna else hate you Rob, no. of the going out there. Big challenges over there. I'm not the only one here. Hey, see it's not this way because you go up there's gonna be something you fall down. See? I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna go over here. I see you. You guys are annoying. You Don't you get in what am I missing? It just goes in a loop. funny fucking coward. Possible to be this bitch and not this. I don't think I've been up here yet. Oh, is this a new area? No, it's not. This is where the rat was. Wait! It's fucking locked. Of course it's locked! Hello, sir, if you would like to buy another weight, PLSD Ambly. The product looks great on your head today, sir. Ah, you marry her! He's decorating that room. It looks like a prison cell. All right, man. the Let me get this straight. You lost your fortune-riding events to the Bitcoin dip. Got addicted, leaving behind ants, low-chose, low-mights, and heavily-used pen-win. And our nurse ought to do so well, but I would cry at my desk too. If I got a victim, I wouldn't go live crying about it. Maybe the last people I would tell. I already told her which is half of the time. I already told her which is half of the time. I already told her which is half of the time. Can you lock onto him? Oh What Hey Eric, gaping dragon, don't ever come back here or I'll kick your ass again kid. You ain't shits. Ha, you died. Ha ha. You died. Ha, you died. Ha ha. You died. Ha, you died. Ha ha ha ha ha Why there's no adjunct to all that again to get there man. I don't remember why I got there That was so far Patient care is looking good today It's like bitch that shit looks like he dropped a lollipop on carpet. But we asked a lot of times Unrailing you a pocket, this is but a game. If you didn't want to get a victory, then you should've been screaming the two A and constantly about your challenges. How foolish of you this is. So the fucking says you will not be allowed in Omnivans for an hour unless you complete the puzzle. Thoughts? Better get to work. Well, I just did a face scan of you for my game and that forehead from Jupiter added four more gigabytes to my storage room. You fuck what you fuck is that face? I don't remember hating Dark Souls 1 this much. I don't need this ring on. I'll give you $100 to throw it back to the Mortal Kombat song. Oh, this dude is a cop. You're gonna start walking after that. You hit him one time after that. You start walking. Yep. Yep. I thought he was walking on log and getting a 22 on it. I'm dead. It doesn't hit me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I hope you have a much more pure detection rights before you get to this. E-money gets him, E-money gets him, E-money gets him. I Do something I'm baby You look at that fucking mouth. I'm dead! Oh my god, minus 15 fucking minutes, bro! Oh, you just fucking don't already typed out rating! Honestly bro you suck. What the hell are you doing on this stupid bitch? Yeah, we're getting hot skinned with the easiest boss in the fucking game. I just want to find a normal boss and take a sword and try to swing it at me. I'm going to find a boss like that. more big ones What is that what do I do? Should have been last time. Let's go! Wait, this is Brighttown? Brighttown or whatever? That brings back bad memories. I don't know why. Stop pussy-forting around, you can't take an hour just running around the arena wasting our time. That should count as 10 extra deaths. Also this game are easy, 53 deaths not bad, we're at 9 today, not to be less than 200 on this game. I'm dumb. White Town, that's what it's called, yep. I remember this. Get the proper gear on? Hail Amont, I thought I'd e-donate and provide some advice even though it's a perma. Being evicted is rough and it's okay to cry it out sometimes. Anyway, here's the advice. son my dick little peppercorn kick it at 31k I want to go back. I'm not ready. I'm ready, but like I cannot wait to start it from okay. What's such a far fucking run though? I'm just going to try and like, go to the park, or I'm up. I don't know what I'm doing here. Maybe here's a fast way out possibly please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Wait, that's all the... Wait, it's all ahead of you the whole time? Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, and then I was going to do something, and then I was going to do something, and Okay, and then I was going to do something. They put my phone in. Oh yeah! You watch your mouth, boy. Okay, level up one more time now. It's his house not yours, you homeless bitch. Nope, I'm going back. Use more of a man than you bitch match. Who is that? As well as dying less than 1,000 times, you will have to finish this challenge in under 40 hours. These bosses are going to die of old age at this rate. Oh, I'm not through. I need the Black Knights to wait. Why not? How do I go back again? I Call Oreo a mutt. That's a dog slur. Why did you put mutt in all caps, bro? Jesus Christ I need 18 dexterity. I need 1000 more. I'm going to get 1000 so I can wear this sword. I'm not, I'm not grinding, I'm getting a thousand souls. I can't freaking believe you called me a dog and what the hell I must go to live out on the streets soon. That is just not your bitch. I can't hear shit. What can't you hear? I'm so dead. Hey Eric, will you be watching the turning pod view us a half time show tomorrow? The shoeable is tomorrow I forgot. I actually forgot. You know what I might just use this. Fuck the unique weapon. Alright, now that black sword with this armor and the shield, GG, I won't ever die again. You should bring yourself to this miserable. Your child has a bunch of retard right-wingers at the same mindset as- I feel like your mic is low as fuck, I don't know. I'm looking at it right now. It's in the red. It should be loud I feel like this guy's weapon will stagger me, I gotta be careful. Wow, this weapon's good. Holy shit! Oh Holy shit I Gotta go back You they don't give you enough last in this fucking game, bro, it's so crazy Easy Don't you pure poison curing mossy stupid asshole, I do but I want to waste it, bro I'll have to flask left anyway. I'm not gonna get through all this with two flasks. I Can't die no more pointless desk I'm walking in I think I'm going to get out of here. Wait, where am I going? I don't think I ever used to make fun of conservatives in chat, they get so offended. Are y'all still talking about that? Where do I go? I don't know why. I can't say anything. W for what? you for what? Don't y'all get along? Have civil conversations with each other. All right? Okay, to disagree and have different opinions, bro. We all grew up in different areas, different environments, all different people. A civil discussion. Of course you would say that you fenced sitting cut. Now tell us how many of your mans did they get. How is Vince Lee? I just said keep it civil bro. This one's calling me. Is that an ice cream truck? Well, what am I hearing? Okay, Rob, start the civil discussion. What are your thoughts on the state of Israel? Fuck them That wasn't civil I disagree with some of the things they have done I'm not going to kill him. Fuck your poison. No, it's no politics. No politics. Reset, reset, reset. What's that about? Uh, football. Hit him! I See a Ronaldo bro, it's messy the time it's not even a good argument anymore. That's like Tom Brady and Peyton Manning my fucking god i can kill two and i gotta go all the way back the I'd thank for this area, no armor fodder. I think I need to roll here instead of block. I'd go in, get like two hits, and then roll out. If you're wanting to know the temperature outside, clears. For other reasons, it's kind of shit. But like being able to just tell like how hot or cold it is outside, clears. Why is your character an underage anime girl with pigtails speechless? Not underage, well look at her. Yo! I'm thinner. No. I think it is a great decision between Israel and Jewish people like me because at the moment We are seeing an unprecedented amount of anti-semitism in the world and your comments might not help that How am I pointing at there one hit, bro Oh my god, get up a done pile asks left. You need to go back, Smine. Yeah, I think I had this last one. of the fucker man it's not OP it's dog shit and I'm dead because of you Then it was souls play learn to man Hi, hi, hi. Let me guess, there's going to be no save spot for like 20 minutes? Dogs are cats, dogs. Cats are a lot easier, though. Retardassir Arborelli said your comment matter for THR State of the World, haha. Anyways, Chet, I told you our last stream, he will come next stream, knowing all boss's places, see how he didn't lost feels, bad man. Took me for literally ever to find that last boss. Fucking gapping again, bro. stalling and get to the next boss bro long front oh my god this is not my alt, okay, don't want to tell it was, bro. Oh, minus 7k stocking souls. I'm going to hit one and then back off. You need a video game or something? Oh man, this shit's hard! I'm sorry. It's hard to get anywhere to do this, Glenn. Your forehead is half your face. That's the strat right there. That's the strat right there. One hit and then one, two, three. It's hard to get anywhere here with this cloud. Oh, damn it, bro. It's minus one. How about I do this? You idiot. Fuck her. Chat, it doesn't matter what your political stance is. I think we can all agree that Donald J. Trump is the best motherfucking president the U.S. they have ever seen a medic of freedom. You're a fucking idiot. Try jumping. We need to get you a brawlil man though speakups are filling up the church L.M.F. No, I'm not going for it, not worth it. You don't read my last message, why not just type the same message again? I was that close to a save? Wow. I still see you wearing the fake-ass chain from the dollar store. You got scammed on, ha ha ha. Scammer got scammed, peppy momma. Super S.M.A.T.E. You sit here and barf a little bit. One hit makes you poison. Really. You fucking prick. This is a walking through London simulator. I This place is so confusing, dawg. What the hell is that? You're giving something good. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. What's toxic? What's Toxic? Heal! So the one hit from that prick and it's just GG. Reminded me of even halfway through the game this is the easiest part it only gets, but Oh Gotta go back one. So, So, so, these little sniper guides they respond. So, So, So, So, Fuckin' Christ. please let me get through man I don't want to run all the way back man please What the fuck is that? Do they fly? There you go. What is that? I hate the sound. I do not like that in my ears, man. It's hard to get anywhere with this class. Where's the fashion soulsie money? Why you always play souls game but make it. You like zombie ass that much? I know what you are. I don't know. I don't know what that means. I forgot Like there's so many different paths It's us 9k souls, right? Wait. Look at the poison resistance. Oops. How do I look at like this status? How do I look at like this status of it? my stuff. There we go. A little bit more armor. What, that apt? Like try hard. I'm getting used to it. Go fast, Arches, go fast! This is awful! This area sucks, man! I Might as well fucking it all the way back I used to flash there This isn't a little jimmy game like Halo Reach Cupcake, you actually need fingers. What happens if you get over 1,000 deaths? Do you have to restart the whole challenge? No. Also when are you going to retire in tired of seeing your hairline creep away from you? It's making me depressed. I don't want me to take that. Go, go, go, go, go, please! What the fuck Link is that? I think we all agree that if you go over 1,000 deaths you go back to the origin floor of people since you scammed up to little pop I have to do it all again bro Where'd my last one? Can you close the blinds? Your forehead is acting like a mirror and it's shining the light onto the camera right. Nope. Nope. You're literally a fucking coward. You know that? No. Don't leave me alone. I'm not sure what I'm doing. I'm just going to keep going. I'm just going to keep going. I'm just going to keep going. Get out of my ear! What the hell do they come up with these like creatures man? They creepy as hell. Are they like spawning? I'm sorry. They're giving me health. It's hard to get me to learn. I remember. It's just fine bro. You turn yourself back into a human and it will increase poison resistance. The money watch out, there is a creature in the top right. The sun is capturing the W on your protruded forehead from the vein. There isn't a single creature from this game I haven't seen scurry across your floor or kitchen counter at some point. to be a saving here, bro. There's a fuckin' boss down there with no save? I haven't had a save spot in forever! No, there's got to be a save down here, bro. There's no way. Mario and Luigi were finally alone, even though they were brothers, and even though they were plumbers. They were still lovers. Mario opened up the front of his bathroom and Luigi pulled his foreskin over the tip of Mario's pockets. They don't like lovers do. They don't like brothers do. They don't like plumbers do. Fuck me, I'm no moss. What do I do what do I actually do here, bro? Maybe it's up there I don't know I can cross this. No! No! I had to. I literally had to. I was dead. I was poisoned. I was telling you that didn't get an answer for some reason. Could you take a 14 inch penis? Alright, go here. I guess health. Oh my god, bro the I just not get hit by something god damn Is it starting to set in that you're going to fail this challenge? The S2 is the belt to us, hopefully you get arthritis in both hands while using those pebbles. Hello, Eric. This is Greg Abbott, the governor of Texas. This is a warning that if your forehead gets any bigger, the city will start charging tolls. I speak for all of Texas, when I say you need to pack your shit and leave. Max LOL still here? Max LOL tough game? Max LOL gonna cry? Max LOL still here? Max LOL Tough game. Maxelo Elvenagrai? We would never scam this if you do demon-souls on 200 deaths. Not if possible. Willie! fucking Christ, there we go! all banter aside, I didn't watch the stream where you cried and then ended, but I hope everything is okay that Clip was very hard to watch I wasn't fucking crying, bro. I'm off me. Oh, here we go. These are good though. I gotta look at these in a positive way. They killed me. game, such as Dark Souls or Dark Souls 2, often results in approximately 50 to 150 boss deaths. Experienced players need to be died soon, as often under 50 times. Hope life gets worse from here for long. Alright. I hope you are having a good day. I hope this because it means your day can get much much worse please and we will be here to know what is this a plank shield Where's the safe? I guess that you probably don't want to talk about the reason you were crying on stream but Ingna assume it is because chat was being mean. nicer to a rob chat you took it too far making him cry Is this the part where the death counter goes up for 64? I don't know, man, I don't know, bro. Panicking I am panicking I am I don't know where this there's no way they're expecting run all the way to that boss I get that but like that man that's crazy No! It's one thing to be ugly, it's another to be retarded. Unfortunately, in your case you are those things and also a scaredy cat. Truly, how does it feel? Come on! Got some poison stuff, please. Oh, you're a pussy. I don't remember where everything is. They're all similar. I knew you were scared of A-Mint, but a little spider? Or was it the 2D woman that scared you? I wasn't scared. I don't want to fight her if I know I'm going to die. I'm just going to go teleport back, save myself a death. Nice! Oh! Fuck yeah baby! Listen buddy, you're stressed and panicking. How about you put the controller down for a bit, crack open a cold one or two and boot up the season 2 finale of Fallout. do that how to go back How do I get up there without getting poisoned though? Really? Antox. I'm like that, bro. I'm actually trying. You know what else starts with D and ends with S, Eric? D's not Scott team Well, how much do I need to level up cut you at each 400 more it's far for 400 I'm farming for 400 points, man. I don't know how to get to her though without getting poisoned I really don't They let go from right here I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back. Oh my god, Brian, you just what you just want me to like intentionally lose the challenge? Why? How does that poison me? I'm on the flange! I forgot to level up, I got all those points I never leveled up. I'm an idiot. Just show us the second monitor already. We all know you are reading a walkthrough, and you're stalling because your reading comprehension is on a second grade level. You're actually better to play the game correctly, not a single person in chat would be this scared over the first real boss fight. what the fuck? I didn't even see this shit over here of of of Okay, I need another ring on this one work ago this one Oh, here we go. Four fucking flasks! I was stuck! How does your brother manage to 100% any game he plays, and you're too scared to even play with the center of the game? Oh shut the fuck up! It's embarrassing. Too bad you can no longer use a home root bone in real life. There we go. There we go. There we go, baby. Let's technically the first try too. Let's go! Woo! Give me a boss of the sword man, I'll do that shit first try. Let's go! 20k! Let's fucking go! You died once at first that don't fucking count. Now so mad I hope you were mad cause I lost your points. Good shit believers. So are you planning to be that over level for every boss fight? Retard. It's hard to get any word in this climb. You just be saying shit bro. Nope. move my favorite item Wait, someone want to go down? even a broken clock is right twice a day you're celebrating a dunk on a Fisher price who which I remind you you were scared of to begin with I knew it. I knew it. Was that not supposed to kill him? Oh my fucking god bro! Now, go on ahead and show us what's on your other monitor. Nobody just randomly finds secret walls like that. Now. It was obvious. I'm not helping me. Nobody is helping me. That means I don't get that item that was on the gas. good item. Oh, it's still there. I haven't found any of those! Quick and see your eyes shifting over to your second monitor I'm not watching a walk dude. I'm just playing man I'm not killing these guys, these guys are cool in my book. your book you can't even read Well, thank you, man. man what? I'm fucking serious? People say you have no talent, but you are insanely good at cheesing every game and creating the most dog shit playthrough imaginable. WHATEVER! In getting second hand pure just looking at this shit. Get in the wheels, Dr. Cage, already will do that. 65 deaths, not terrible. My goal under... I have to be under 250 for this one. What do you get when you cross a mentally retarded idiot with fat chugging leg skills? You get a fucking level. Oh Eric Eric have you looked in the mirror lately you look like such a bum I want this shit off my head. I Bear won't get one hit now Eric, how good are you without the souls? Bad. Need a treaty? Rule when the enemy attacks. Why is your first strategy always to run away? Your brother has the mentality of a Draven, meanwhile you're petrified. Oh I oh my god Dude, I hate the bosses on this game. Let me just get in the fucking ring with somebody with the sword wherever and fight them What is this stupid ass bosses, bro? This game is ass fix this shit Eric how do you lose at this one every boss is just like some cheesy shitty bullshit It's crazy because your brother hit challenger in every row. Putting him in the top 0.01% of players, we want you from a temper tantrum, because you can't even manage to stay on the map. You look like a ceaseless discharge. I can't figure it out there. Figure it the fuck out. If this is a souls game challenge, why didn't you start with demon souls? Get back to demon souls buddy. Lemon. Tex-I. You looked shocked Keck. You looked shocked Keck. You looked shocked Keck. You looked shocked Keck. Tyler 1 is famous for hitting Challenger rank in all 5 roles, top, jungle, mid, ADC, and support, in League of Legends, completing one of the most notorious solo queue achievements in the game's community. He finished this quest in February 2022 by reaching challenger on a support-only account, capping off his 2-year challenge of mastering every role starting from fresh accounts and grinding up each ladder separately. Wait. Chat? No. It can't be. Is it? His hairline? Psych-no-plum-ah that shit vanished 5 years ago. Ahahaha little peppercorn-ah so chopped little guppy. Ha ha ha ha, e-money-gassy, e-money-gassy. The YouTube boss fight videos didn't make it home this far, did they? Bad at every game. I can't dodge it. I don't know how to fucking dodge. I don't understand how to fucking dodge it bro, I've full every direction. What fucking way do I roll? Viewers Eric loves when you give him support in chat to show him support type Kettendah ha ha ha ha when he dies God soon he's fucking death of his boss I I don't know how to dodge it. I don't know how to dodge it. This discharge is generally right on the most end of the tier list. Well, I'm just stupid, bro. I don't know how to dodge it. Nothing's wrong with me. It's okay king you could be in your storage container right now drinking but you went to Angelus to stay true to yourself, right? I dodged every fucking way. Oh, I don't fucking understand! Look at this fucking run! Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I You think saying your delusions out loud mean shit? Stop saying shit like you roll old. You have 5,500 people to tell you, you didn't Brussels proud. If getting blasted by the ceaseless discharge on cooldown isn't evidence that your consult radar when was a mickey mouse fluke then I don't know what is I keep trying to running around but I don't feel like it's gonna work. I see him about to slam it, I just run. So the thing that is rolling last second I just run to the side. I don't get how to dodge it, bro. Feet-Lalcohol-Syndromee-Money-Feet-Lalcohol-Syndromee. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Don't worry, the more you play soul scams, the sooner dodging, rolling and attacking with click in your mind. listen to chat, you're doing well, especially for a first-time playthrough in Robbers. Oh man, I don't know what to fucking do, bro. Good evening, E-Money. I must make an announcement. It has come to my attention that the fact that most of our great chatroom has just proclaimed you the fat white day SP haha that is really just a splendid one haha that moves not fucking dodgeable am I tripping acting like you're studying the battlefield that's not even where you fight Brussels sport I go past. It's hard to get anywhere in this game. 39 miles. Watch 30 now on one of this 24 chats. Oh I don't get it, man. I don't want to keep dying. I'm literally going to farm so many deaths here. the Why does it look like you're getting uglier? You have to reaction time of my great-grandma. She's dead. Rolling doesn't fucking work. What? I don't understand. I don't get how to dodge this. What did I just pick up? Is that better than the whole fucking time? It's hard to get any word- Lloyd's cow's brain doesn't work. I think we can all agree that Dac Prescott is the worst cubie in the league. Tim Tebow would honestly be a huge upgrade. He's got to be fucking close to shit than getting far. Thoughts on the burn for the night. I don't know anything about them. I can damn near 10 decimals one boss 10 decimals boss gg bandit the charm is is over. We will tell you how to beat the boss if you take 5 shots right now. dodging this run pot friend. You have console Yeah, right. Do you seriously feel no shame? Trying to brute force the easiest gimmick boss in all of Dark Souls by face-tanking. you have to drop 10 homeward bones in a lava beneath in return. Yeah, believable. I can't even get to the fucking spot! Look at the bus, it doesn't matter, I can't dodge this fucking attack, it doesn't matter. Play my song I made for you. Pay me money. Haven't been able to watch streams in a while. Got married and all that. Glad to see you're still here and absolutely nothing has changed or improved for you in many capacity fall off. What the fuck the iron is literally about to come out the fucking out there for this shit. Actually. Eric? Touch. Eric? Eric? I don't get why he's not hitting me now. What am I doing differently than I've been doing the last hour, actually? He hasn't done that flame attack one time, by the way. Like, it makes actually no sense. What was the difference? I want to watch a video on that. i want to watch a video of someone doing that what's going on guys, welcome back to another video, so today we're going to be starting out in the demon ruins And I'm gonna be showing you how to kill a boss called Cecilus at discharge. They can actually kill this guy right after Quailog, but there's really no reason to. I'd recommend just waiting until you have young pies over the wall and killing Capra Demon without even looking him in the eye. Super embarrassing for him. And very, very funny and rewarding for us. There are two routes to go down, there's an outside angry- Just kill the fucking boss, bro! So... I will explain further after I grab this item, just follow my lead. So there you go, he gets all angry, and he's probably gonna splash this with lava, that's usually what he likes to do first, to just kind of roll through that, not too difficult to dodge. He does have a lot of cool down time between his attacks, the next one will either be another lava splash, or possibly he slams his arm down. Again, pretty easy to dodge, but you pretty much just want to ignore that, and keep running, and you want to run... What are you guys spamming fucking? Are you guys like, I'm not kidding. Are you guys like genuinely fucking retarded and autistic? Actually What could you possibly be spamming dots about? Back to the boss fog literally all the way back like touch your back to the fog Once you've done that you can turn around and you will see him coming towards us Now you don't have to do anything once he gets kind of close. He will leap at you I like to roll just to be safe, but I don't think he can actually hit you and And he's just gonna be chilling here now You can hit him a couple times if you want to but really just just give him a moment to relax and he will just die What? That's right. He's dead That really happened It's too Damn or trading. How do I go back? Why didn't he throw fire the last time? I literally died 15 times that fucking ball. When you gear up to spin the wheel after you get the 1000 deaths, don't try to prolong the needle in a haste-tack stream with extra emily. Don't scam like you do everything else in your miserable life. a very specific spot in the boss arena so we'll leave those fire when you're in the middle bet you feel pretty stupid no, that's not true because you did it several times before I got there I have 20's internet and have been monitoring the searches for 3 weeks. Thanks for the points losers. So Eric, when will you be doing the 24 hours strength? strength I want to use this club Oh Those worms are tough No, I'm not. Congrats bro, you ruined the whole entire challenge now, just out of luck. None of us care anymore. kind of funny that you figure out how to beat a boss or where to go in the map after looking to your left every single time you are just utterly shameless I have never your channel to twitch I need 400 souls of death of death of I Fuck these leeches Y'all really this back as you lost your little channel points, huh? I didn't fucking Google shit, bitch of 87% doubt it. That makes sense. chill chill chill chill I don't know if I like this actually This is actually better. One second. Alright, let's get it. Alright, let's get it. You know, I was mid Jester Goonie when a group of Fulia Voids came and spiked his Chorus all levels. Man, shut your ass up, bro. I These guys look kind of scary look yeah, I'm supposed to be here Hey y'all scared Why does everything fucking one hit you bro, I don't get it everything one hit Fuck me! I mean this in the nicest way possible, you need to end stream and never go live again. Why? Why do the fuck you need to yell like a little child? You just can't help yourself, huh? It just doesn't feel right to beat a challenge without cheating. Oh, I did not do anything. It just doesn't feel the same without seeing that little asterisk next to you. You need something juicy. So, you cheat on games too? What do you other brandy use? I hope you asked me that question bro one more time, bro. Keep coping, bitch. Cope one more fucking pot of my chat, man. crying you've been literally I'm pressed you've been sitting to check crying for 30 minutes I'm gonna put my armor on so I can block that E-Warp. of Beaman, Gray. Not good. Don't do it. your mic Well chat it looks like might be entering the walking portion of the stream. What can we get left counter? A nerd. A nerd. Oh, Chris Trivia, listen up, Warby. Is the Earth closer to the sun in summer or in winter? Go on, don't overthink. Wrong. Earth is actually closest to the sun in January and August in July. Summer happens because of Earth's tilt, not distance. Why you are on YouTube looking up boss kill tutorials might as well chin into DSP's stream to see how to actually play video games. This man is a bona fide scrub. He can't play, no disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to tell everybody the truth. The man cannot play the game of Dark Souls. He has small hands, he can't attack, he's got bad friends, he can't really dodge. You're gonna hit on a death today? I'm probably what, halfway through the game? That's not bad. You can even see the Fextralife guide on his forehead. You like one-fourth? I'm not that good at making fun of my boss. I'm not walking. I'm on autopilot right now. This game wants to be Elden Ring so bad they literally copied the fighting style but made it ten times jankier. Why not just play the real thing? I My god, that can't be fucking crazy I don't think he's rugs off What the fuck? of them That's it, that's how you play man, that's it, just play just like that. of death of death of death I Hi Shit, baby I gotta be not close to do another save yeah, what the fuck is this is that gonna blow far I've played the game before. Oh, it's a save. No! No! What? Nooo! No! No! What? What? What? What? What? What's going on?! I like your presence. I'm not going to be gone, maybe, probably, hopefully, maybe they'll just permanently be gone. It's hard to get anywhere here with this clamp. Nobody here nobody here Can't fucking die here man you those you have like 18k point it's like two levels easy as fuck baby Maybe. of I'm going to be able to level up you must chug a beer. How many points I can drop in really quick? Three? How many do you use each? Seven or level up? Oh, fuck. Shoot. Level up We get how many bosses I've done like six seven bosses. Oh, you can find a father a little around there or somewhere. Stop fucking dying, UPP streamer. the other ones respected the one be one you see that I do a good spot to farm. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know. Oh my god, I almost ran out the edge. Is there another boss? You need to be in human form. I know why you want me to go in a human form bro. So you can join my fucking game and break my armor or whatever the fuck. I know you guys are just a little game, man. I thought he was protecting something. That was a waste of time. Oh, shit. Oh my god, look how many souls I'm getting. maybe we beneficial to die here here we are die again so I get to all these guys again all these souls again to another level I'm gonna try to just run past you, alright? Wait, is that all this was for? Wait, don't tell me I came here for nothing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't want to run that far, blazey. You gonna be in chat tomorrow for Super Bowl? I'll probably be looking at my trap. I'll probably be typing in there. Oh, do they like the Marple symbol? I actually need to hop off here pretty soon. I don't know what they mean for bedtime. I wish I could sit here and teleport to another place. I first have a chat with you guys I'm good man We won't look at anyone, but neither one of you, what's up? I can't wait for Dark Souls 3 man that game is, the boss is on that email. I'm not farming souls man, I have to get this way. Not farming. If I run past them, they're just going to be chasing me and killing me. I see this way. I'm about installing some slower panels on that huge-ass forehand. I think I'm going to get here, I think I'm going to get here, I think I'm going to get No! No! God! See? This is why I have to fucking kill an idiot. Fuckin farm. I have to kill them. Well, I can't run away all the way back here. It's gay. Why can't I teleport by the way? I'll do it. I'll do it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, E-Money, just completed my Dark Souls run I started at the beginning of your stream. I died eight times. By your power to be... ...each one is seven. One hit! idiot learns what it's like to not be massively overleveled for the first time Just for your information, if you don't play the DLC for every game, your maximum death The capital will be capped by 50% so that the mean 500 deaths will be given to figure that out four years. I did all that for fucking nothing. Last hour was for nothing. I'm running all the way back here. I'm getting faster spawned. of the week, can't you? At least put it on the big ass forehead reflection while you're making no progress in this game. We tell you guys that she has to walk back to Blighttown? When does a teleport come in? the Switch on that man! As soon as I mean as soon as this global pandemic is over and getting off Twitch... If you put point in resistance, don't get hit as hard as that. that HP though I see a stack my HP on some Why don't you do differently, bro, actually? I'm not sure what's going on. Well, that time. Okay. Oh, okay. Haven't been here in a few minutes. Winds of redemption are background. I know you wish you were as good at games as him. Or as lucky with women as him. Or as well liked as him. So you're copying his stream style. Although, your aging clip farming is fake and forced unlike his authentic self. But for real stop raging at making the same mistake over and over. No one is this fucking bad. We're not falling for it. Also you'll be as fat as him before 40. Mark my words also Come on, what a time, pussy! What the fuck am I actually doing in my life? What am I doing? one at a time go slow one at a time dodge it's that fucking easy it's not easy Easy. Your face looks like it's constantly arguing with itself. Beard says I give up. Hairline says I gave up first and then Kami Ragnos says please don't zoom into the forehead. Great act Play the game like such a liberal yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. I need to get my weapon upgraded I'm not going back to Blighttown though. Two more Eric, come on. Better be for something, by the way. Yes! Oh, I keep hearing this fucking piano go off out there. It's creeping me out. I've been hearing it all day. It sounds like Andrew's not even here. It sounds like an ice cream truck. Wait, so this is all for nothing. There's nothing even over here. I think there's loot on the ground, way over there, you see that? That doesn't know that do not add that fucking death that is not town that was a glitch you're going to get banned off Twitch why you say that is the fucking glitch she got a big thing as you're an autistic kid for making noise bro I didn't get They're vikting. That a level up? Yes, 20 HP. Maybe I have this girl talk to me now. I'm not sure where I need to go. I actually died so many times there for absolutely nothing. I Thought you played before dude years ago. I remember little bits of it, but not for real Do you tell me I go all the way back through that fucking city I'm trying to get all my new viewers in, yeah get your bitch ass outta here. So I'm just really good that I have. Is that going up there now? Good God, my brother. Good God, my brother. Go on a diet. Please be the right way, man, please. I'll never be getting in my chat again. Not looking good. Help! Do you believe that a streamer's chat is reflection of the most a person? If so, why? Not always. And why? Because a streamer allows what they can do to talk about and shit. They do nothing to ban them. They mold them to a certain way. I'm lost. about one tenth of your lives already gone and you have yet to fight any of the actually hard bosses you're so fucking cooked little guy well those bosses are easy for me though I'm stupid so I struggle with like gimmick bosses like give me a boss against with the sword and shit I'm gonna fuck them up he's fucking gimmicky ass shit like I'm so trash at I can't see where to go. There's nothing this way, is that just here? Oh for fuck's sake! So we should expect 250 deaths to pinwheel. How many for the bed of chaos? I Don't want to keep that snake bro Dark Souls 3's gonna be easy. I'm talking Dark Souls 2's gonna be the hardest Dark Souls 3 is going to be easy I tried 1600 times in the Elder Ring DLC, got it in the fucking mind buddy. I also play differently like I don't care like if I just want to go back somewhere else die because who cares you know I don't really care about dying a lot oh We'll take it I'll be right back When I get to this next loadstone, I'm going to get off. Where'd he call him, I always forget, he can't buy or shoot. He gets mini pets. The CEO called you, yeah, she told me it's time to get off. No, man, come on. Tell that mutt to be quiet. I've got a long stream. I never said it was going to be a long stream today. I'm lost. Oh, there's a ladder. Are you excited for the Super Bowl? I'm excited. My home team is playing. Has your team ever made it to the Super Bowl? Yeah, I was about to say congrats, but fucking broke. You like to make it all the way to the Super Bowl that. I don't know. I'm going to go back to the No, no fallout. Monday, but watch fallout on Monday. We're in a really long stream on Monday. Alright, I'm gonna get off here, chat. I'll see you guys next time. Enjoy your weekend, enjoy the Superbowl bro don't get too drunk don't drink and drive don't be something stupid don't do anything don't do anything I wouldn't do great soda poppin where is he oh my god you're right I can just check myself regrowth frenzy Give me some water, buddy. I don't know. I'm dumb. Alright. Alright. This is great. Great. No, you guys will be toxic to them. Bro, I don't want you to go in there being toxic to anybody. I don't I don't support that.