These are all repeats. I don't think I've ever heard this one. Are you sure?
Thank you to New Zealand Buc at Hems.
No, I don't play football right now.
It's free money. If the money printer is spitting money and then there's a hole in the floor
the other money's finder I should go grab the money before it falls in the
fucking hole in the ground
duh
I'm a kilo hater personally I mean look whatever diet works for you is a great diet
like why would I be why would I be setting money on fire
my gripes of kilo is that it does not seem like
a uh...
long term
was in the floor unlucky brown and I feel like diets should be something you
can do I did see both clutch I've been watching I was just eating food and
talking to my wonderful girlfriend my mental distress because I have to deal
with watching over back that's okay with this guy's 878 he's gonna get 21
It's not a weight thing.
I'm doing it for the not weight thing.
Oh my god.
What the hell is that?
He's going to get 21.
Oh my god.
Double watchman.
I saw the looting scene that he got.
It is right.
It was so bad though.
Because he had no food.
I can't believe he's doing this stupid fast food thing.
I don't know what it is, it's absolutely...
Three letter? D-8-T?
Two three letters or a legit whatever?
Yeah, who has the HPG three letter or legit?
We have enough for basically all iron tools, if I'm not wrong.
I go.
That's a lot to leave at it's peak, thank you bro.
No, I'm not jinxing anything, he's fucking getting a gold bro.
I did hear the rival cover that was so good I was listening to what I was watching all
the time.
I don't know why he doesn't know I'm alive, he's not going to get nervous.
This is not true, that one's right here.
I didn't miss his bow clutch.
I was watching, I was watching.
I was just taking a break from my job, you're allowed to be off the clock.
You're allowed to be off the clock.
They're gonna be so clutched.
No?
What?
no what I'm my own boss dude what's he building here this is legitimately the
worst spot for water flow ever like any other wall would have been better I want
that leaf to burn behind him so badly
3 minute entry and have you that.
So I stream you as a fake job?
Yeah, it's fake.
So is YouTube.
YouTube is more fake.
If I really wanted to retire at 25, considering I'm 23 right now, I would probably need to
rob a bank and not get caught.
If I wanted to retire at 30, I would need to hard focus YouTube.
On my current trajectory it's probably like a 35-40 angle.
Yes, Rene?
Sounds like more of a cover than the parody song.
I wasn't watching the rebel cover. I thought that was very good.
No, no, no, no, no.
Apparently there's a new streaming platform that's gonna do big deals soon.
Oh my god, let me stream on Poob, bro.
Did you see? He's live on Mevo.
He's live on Tooboo.
Stables?
I think I live on fucking...
I did see the Loot in Star Game. He just didn't get food, so...
You'd get a 95 to 5 split on Pube bro.
Go log on Pube.
How does that block them off?
What the fuck?
Is it that deeper wood?
He did this wrong.
No, I know.
He was, I literally was like, I had him on my third monitor and he was just yelling
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do and I look over he's just staring at an anchor and I'm like what the fuck come on
He's just staring at the anchor
I don't trust anybody
He's just looking at the anchor
Like I was half watching this looting run and I saw I was on like two hearts in the bash and I was like
Oh, this is so bad
three monitors rich yeah bro I'm loaded three screens yeah and he lost the
They didn't lose that game.
Cause he's sass, cause he's sass, cause he's sass.
Hey, like I can get through.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Technically, no looting can be better than looting 3. It's possible.
it's not standardized between the levels of looting it's just standardized no like
it's actually a problem between like looting one and looting two not like
that would ever happen in a ranked game but it was happening in like um draft
where looting two could be better than looting three obviously no looting
The reverse leading 3 is a little absurd, but...
So what?
Why did he have no eating audio there?
Where did this game audio go?
What?
How's it back?
of
the
Hello, hello, welcome home.
Yo, how is it that you're a cool audience?
You're watching the bro.
It's not even just fine.
You're a cool up, bro.
It's everyone.
Yo, machine gun.
So quiet.
two separate six in inventory he dropped one of them what
dude stop stop me dude what are you looking for like you you have all the
trades you're not gonna get more by looking at the pig ones and open
turn his audio up dude if I turn his audio up then the game is gonna blow
your ears out bro
Do I actually need to get the audio compressor?
knock on wood with my chrome is actually working to the fsc feature I think
compressor disappeared for me that's what my chrome was saying too oh my god
what is he doing? oh that's bad
okay it's like it's a completely innocuous moment and then I look over and
Instead completely innocuous
Could be my sign that I'm washed and should go to bed bliss what no
Okay, I think the draw no
Never
Never never draw
I don't have a go on draw.
Nah.
I win.
Okay, I should take the draw.
No!
No, why?
Oh my god, he's so stupid!
All right. Call him a cow. Did he get one? He left him out.
Let's see how bad things were for them.
Damn it. The only issue is I could have won, but if I'd gone all the way back to discover that all of my shit was gone, it would have been really bad news bears. Do you know what I mean?
This guy draws like a bit.
I think he was ahead of me because he did a full
He draws a big because he has his stream open. I think he was ahead of me here
You also didn't have a lobby I mean you're talking about me or him
What's record on the day three oh and one
What do I recommend for dinner? I had some tacos today from Costco. Costco, taco. No is it Costco? I don't know what it is. No no no I don't think it's Costco.
My parents brought it. It's just like taco spread. I think it's Costco. I think it's no, no, it's um
Is it the Costco taco kit or is it the other
Yeah, it is bro
I don't have to like
I need it again!
This shit.
Kirkland signature chicken street tacos.
Zam bro.
Ah, Casca doesn't have tacos.
Fuckers.
Dude, I was watching Green Suiji play Minecraft.
He might be the best iron player I have ever seen.
in my life. And I don't mean like he should be gold. I mean, he really deserves the rank
of iron, but I've never seen an iron who plays like him before ever. His mechanics are awesome.
He goes for all the hardest shit. You'd think he's diamond because he never eats food.
He's playing like he has three zombie meat in the inventory. Meanwhile, he has 30 bread.
Nothing like what I play I play like a gold player stuck in an iron player's body
Well, it would be like a gold player stuck in a close player body
stuck in an iron player's body
I'm just keep saying for fun. I don't get the song. Why what are they doing for me?
Beautiful
Oh, what? It's not four fine. It's fuck. Uh, what?
Well, rank are we? We are iron three. We are two good games off gold three. Okay, games.
Hold up. I'm sorry. Is this hairline receding?
still money as fuck still money as fuck still still money as fuck
that she is not receding bro that she is money bro this at 30 this in a blunt
at 30 is as Liam speed running my crafters you're running a hardcore
the world. He's playing ranked. Careful, we're going to run right.
Yeah, I'm. Oh, he's doing NCSR. Oh, he is. But he is. But bro, he dead ass just hit
zombie pig for the love of the game
I mean low keys is actually decently fast though
so we're just gonna game him
no all right so it's probably gonna be three games yes sir games
to the run. It's faces. Oh, no. Oh, no.
What's he's gone? Why is my heart? No.
You turned out mob sounds.
No, not this next one.
Why would you die?
OK.
The corpus.
He has to be the local.
We're doing it everybody.
How about it is for him?
Me young like he's so much louder than the music guys my audios never fucked up by the way like this is a
She's abandoned the valorant minds for a gigachat game
No, he sounds like county. What's a rank? Oh, I sound like Poundee
That's better
fuck you my ffz normalizer disappeared that's what my girlfriend was saying too
9k awesome she's butt like ray
one more double yes he grabbed it
I
Was muted for the bother recording yesterday, okay, that's not fair though
Maybe that's not even that's not even fair is something I said because I was only mute windows automatically changed my default audio device
This is the hard suck life for me young.
You would probably get 7k at best.
If you got 12.5k, I would get 12.4k for whatever I am to the gaming world.
He's so loud.
We just can't hear this one.
We can't hear everything at the same time.
I can't, um, every time you get a new audio device in, in, um, windows, it just sets it
as my defaults.
So annoying.
It is crazy.
It's crazy for me too.
I'm on windows loving you know, I got a new PC and I just like, exactly the type of
shit I'm trying to listen to right now, couldn't have downgraded a windows 10.
That's okay.
I'm just going to follow that for three months.
I'm not ready.
Where the fuck is the Reveille?
I don't do the noise the noise is the best part the noise that's the best part
Oh never mind I was early. Oops. He did some of the worst spot.
It's just so auto it's even holy shit.
shit. This is so auto tune. You remember this Fortnite event? Bro. I remember the first
four night event cuz I was in the official one that's some that's some
OG lore
this is the original no bro marshmallow pulls in park I was in the
official video
I'm a link skin. It was the skin I use my stream
I'm not kidding, what would that be?
I'm over here on the side.
Look, I'm doing the dab in those, you know.
I have the sword on the back wing and I have the links.
And look at the skin I would use.
Yo, we gotta not have all day on this, though.
That's me. I'm not even fucking lying to you. It's me. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yo, W webcam block
This was a dream though because I was in the winter right on 2018 and in the discord they asked people to join for like a
To test an event thing
Show it though. You click on the clip yourself, man. You can go look at me when I was
How even how old is this clip?
Seven years ago. I was 16
sub is ten I had my alert box you're looking my low you look in my um my
really was kind of fire no look out of the stats on you my really was kind of
fire industry point I'm not do not call me that I don't even understand is that
even is that even a real thing are people actually industry plants ever
Oh my god, what is he doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just reset you have to reset you burn everything
Oh
I
You'll be back
There's so bad this fast living you can't do it
Sorry, I should be laughing at him. Yeah, I'm sorry
I'm not making him scared. It's not I was watching the other games I was watching that I was in the fucking channel the other ones
Brush.
Comes to job...
We will spin the signature
In Leslie To would mind that you're washed
La la la loc out
La la la la loc out
Who say is crying and streaming
What is this, what is the base song for this even? I don't know, I can't even fucking think of it.
I'm just, I'm like, it sounds like a Hamilton song, right?
Yeah.
This guy fucking breathes and peeps his mic.
I've seen Hamilton like five years ago
Here it kept loving longer to craft literally just his bread than Loki would have taken to craft everything
He crafted two different breads in two different wheat situations in the often twice
I was hearing this song after I died in a video game. I would be so motivated to like lock the fucking like I wouldn't be surprised if he is silent
for like the rest of the world.
Like, well...
I think this would tweak me up.
Lapis, you're gonna burn it.
I went to a Bo Burnham show a while back and at the end of the concert he just put on
autotune, put on a track that's kind of similar to this one, and just ranted about his life,
about his journey, also about Pringles, that was kind of most of it, but I figured maybe
We all ran a little about the grand of gold.
Maybe this chat would be nice enough to indulge me.
So as we get to the end of a night of runs,
some wins, some losses, chat, I've just got one question for you.
I'll answer.
And that question is, can I save my shit?
Why does it sound so much shit?
I've got lots of shit to say
You never heard this air before. Stop doing that
I can't seem to survive fast churns
True
I have a huge amount of trouble getting through bastions
Piglins want me dead, I can collect every single gold block
But then I have to put the pigs into a hole
But by that point I'm mind the gold block and they'll come running towards me. So they all track me down
I die
What I'm trying to say is the AI of kidlands is way too dumb
What the fuck is the best show?
I'll say it again, the AI of kidlands is way too dumb
No, I'm really wrong
15 pigs run towards me, it's so dumb
If you feel me, put your hands up
That was burning though, what was burning?
If you feel me, put your hands up
Look at all these chatters that agree, kidlands are dumb
This chatter thinks piglet AI is dumb this chatter thinks piglet AI is dumb
You think they're not I know they are you think they're not Mojang listen to the people
I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the dumbass pig
I've overdone the pigglin thing no you
Want to publish games
So I can finally create a game with enemies that have reasonable AI.
Yes, I'm still on the pig-lensing.
Yeah, I'll all move on.
All right.
That is priority, new road.
Oh, dude, I have to look at the OG for this.
I have to watch the OG for this.
Because I keep getting stream sniped.
True.
But I'm just getting stream sniped because I haven't hit gold.
Irony can be so painful.
that's a catch 22 22 on the beat 22 I went to my podcast got there like 30
minutes late we talked about hitting gold for way too long and then at the
end they told me it's impossible to get out of iron they said to the rich to
They reached the poor have to say poor I don't find Bruce should have warned me in the professional
You should have told me halfway through. Hey, man, you might be reaching maximum potential here
Do you think I want to stay stuck in iron? No one wants to be stuck in iron
The whole appeal of the grind is that at the end of the day the journey will have been worth it because gold is at the end
I wouldn't have done half this shit if I knew I couldn't hit gold
All right, look one dick on the bashing if I knew I wouldn't hit one dick on the fortress if I knew I wouldn't
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good clutch!
Good clutch!
How did that guy not care about the first hit by the way? How did he pick up a second gold laugh?
like half of it like half of it don't drop the chains in a one weed or the pickaxe of a
fucking music don't drop anything i think it's time that we break it down
Oh
Hey fuck that fine bird guy for real. Amen. I can sit here pretend like my biggest problems are piglins
and finder and finder the truth is my biggest problems you I want to please you but I want
to do it for myself I want to give you a stream that you deserve but I want to just play the
game and not know what you think about it a part of me loves you a part of me hates
it's you
part of me needs you
part of me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I can handle this right now
I
Don't think that I can handle this right crazy when I'm like this rocks. I don't think that I can handle this right
A little guy open there just chatting at me, like comment watch though
while he crashed
you know what, we have two of them
oh, it's this guy
why is he like a pixel away from flying off a bash?
do not pearl straight up
dude, stop!
okay, he knows his limits
I've never heard you open for this
is he making it way better?
you ahead of there
yo, yo, yo, please
just be safe
Oh
This is like insane that his brain is just doing this
You can't tell them anything if you lose a run then just ask for
And when they make you richer then you run it one more time
Think that I can handle this right? This is so good
Handle this right, and you don't even know the half of this right now
Right now
Handle this right, handle this right, handle this right now
Thank you, goodnight, I hope you hit gold
Do I even need to listen to the original or is it just going to make me sad because it's going to be worse?
I
Was north right chat, why don't you pause it? Did I see it or is it the last one I?
Can't I listen to a leader we have to remember that
That song was electric to be clear that song rips
I'm assuming the original is kind of like a the original is kind of like a spoken word song like that too
I feel like it's a little cheating
I'm saying this like oh like oh
Picasso cheated when he was doing art because he was doing
Abstract sculptures like that's what I'm trying to say right now. You know what I mean like
It's not a fucking mean, okay, but it's like he didn't have to like hit like
Like, you don't have to like, hit a rhyme or a verse or something, you know what I mean?
Like, but it was so good still, you know what I mean?
Like, it's just like, I feel like, he took the more freedom and he ran with it, really.
That was a Picasso painter.
Yeah, but Picasso's got a little cute little sculpture in Chicago, so he's a sculptor
to me.
What are they writing again?
that was kind of most of the right again but I think you're maybe a little about
the grind of gold maybe this chat would be nice enough to indulge me so as we
get to the end of a night of runs so they hit way better because it was in
the bathroom they were talking about the piglins chat I've just got one
question for you this is just where we going can I say my shit I spoke in my
song okay I spoke cuz I didn't know how to sing that's different reasons I was
supposed to be singing this is different
you see it you least see the spawner no half-hunger down chug leather going
Oh my God, Flash Golden Carrot, who does he watch?
Flash Golden Carrot double eats.
He's a legit tass.
I cannot believe I thought he wasn't playing on his account like a month ago.
I can't believe that.
just look at him
I've overdone the people in pain. Sorry
Why not publish games games games games games so I can finally create a game with enemies that have reasonable AI
Yes, I'm still on the big one thing. Yeah
I'll move on. All right
Games games games as priority
So scary when he shifts off a
I think he's still standing on the corner like that.
Oh, built the left!
It's okay, I'm actually really happy he's doing this though.
This is a well played spawner.
It's just like his mechanics are really bad, so he's getting punished.
Like, ugh, ugh. Wow!
30 minutes late
We talked about hitting bull for way too long and then at the end they told me it's impossible to get out of
I'm the rich to stay rich the poor have to stay poor. I thought that was so fast
You should have told me halfway through. Hey, man. You know way the fucking man. We keep still got him
Oh, I'm happy that he's such that though. No one wants to be suckin iron. That's actually sad
was it the wasn't the
Was it the devils though?
What?
One of the strong if I knew I wouldn't hit
Lie in the original song
I'm being so supportive today and this guy says fuck me again.
guy with just a nose recorded
fuck that farmer guy is also in the original?
that's... that cannot be true
that cannot be in the original
You have two golden carrots bro, just eat one.
Handle this right.
They don't even know the half of this right.
They don't even know the half of it.
I know I'm not a crapper, I'm just chatting.
I put on a silly stream.
They think I'm not a gamer.
Can't hit the old door so it seems.
I wouldn't have gone to Bastion if I knew what it could.
Wouldn't have gone to Fortress if I knew what it could.
One and a half of you can tell them anything if you lose a run then just ask for
and when they make you richer then you run it one more time
I can handle this right
handle this right
and you don't even know
This guy just died twice. He like played fine. I was just like that twice that's a 21 or two
And this train
Matt, you know what?
Say it, bro.
Look how he played pretty well today.
That cannot, no, no, he's baiting. I know he's baiting.
Thank you for the 10 gifted anonymous gift there.
We have to watch the nerd there. He's baiting it out there.
one more
I got 10 primes
I got 20 primes right now
so high
if I just got
5 primes right now
Seven to its problems
Chat I just need one I don't even need seven. I need one. He's a smiling. He knows he already hit the Q button
He's so addicted. He's legit so addicted. Everyone's always like, oh, what if lovely what if lovin quits playing MC?
So what if lovin what if lovin?
He is like a legitimately so addicted. I have you watched and he
Check game plan for this week. By the way, I'll update tomorrow gonna be kind of a short stream
I have a lot of meetings. Let me double check
I have a new episode of the yard D&D and then I have one two three four five
Five six meetings from noon to about 4 p.m
Why so many because we do company reviews
So I have like individual meetings with every person in the company.
Um, so we have like...
Seven meetings in D&D.
Um...
So Stream will start pretty late tomorrow.
What I want to do tomorrow, we might not play much Minecraft.
Because I really want to watch...
Fine Birds, All Advancements, World Record.
I've never seen it and I want to watch it never seen it before I think it'd be fun to watch
Crazy I want to watch that
And then Thursday super long stream
Minimum eight hours yes Friday. No stream. I'm going to a friend's wedding. Oh
Oh, Saturday super long.
Yes.
16 hours.
What?
Literally a 16 hour stream on Saturday, Sunday.
No, I'm going to the Super Bowl.
What?
That's cool.
At least flying out Sunday morning.
Wait, where is it, though?
Oh, it's in Cali.
Never mind.
Right.
It said, um, 5k.
OK, I had an idea for the 5k.
It's a Sam Farah thinking because I was thinking
about doing the 5k in San Jose doing simple, but what I discovered that actually made a
lot of sense. There's a wall street in Los Angeles.
I saw someone's Reddit. So what even happened? He lost a bet. He has some of the
five K street of the West as they call it. And I think it would be fun to IRL
stream the 5k and I can't really do that in San Jose, but I can in LA.
That's cool.
More stock market growth.
Okay, but how many people are in the bet?
Was it a 1 to 1?
1 to 9.
Maybe you lose like a fantasy stock market thing with like 12 people.
I also was thinking we make it a 5k for the cure to destroy ice.
I haven't figured out the logistics, but the name is a lock.
That'd be cool.
It's crazy. It has the money to do that, like set everything up so fast.
H-R-E-X stands dug down.
You're going to get stabbed by Wangeff and Groyper in the Asian Mogger.
What is any of those words?
in the Asian Moggert. What is any of those words?
If you know, you know. You know what?
I'm glad I don't know. Can I say that?
Can I say I'm glad I don't know.
Wait, he said he's watching my A run tomorrow, right?
Sure
We'll be there
I
It is a banger
But let a banger be a banger without wearing the banger out kind of watch me watch him watch me
Yeah, bro. It's gonna be good
You got to find the final thing that you need in life and win.
It can save you and you're going to have all the best.
Is 205 the chicken jockey one?
No, no, no.
205 is the crazy run.
Like no shit.
What'll happen if you complain if I don't love it will be the best.
The best.
that's the flying phantom is so funny that's got to be the stupidest time I was on the
whole run I should have a fly a phantom for a minute I say a mid 204 if I don't get four
ones like so dumb whatever should I improve it in no it's not
you know just realize while I'm swimming to the shipwreck I can look to see if there's
or a beam multi-task or something you know what I mean
what are we making are we making boots feather falling too is kind of good though
I feel like I should keep that yeah you should make gold axe and shovel if you're
a pro but if you are a noob you make stone tools
it's okay but I've always probably weighed better for him too
I feel like the answer should be 12.
You should get 10 logs, but that gives you 7 spare beds after Double Blaze Red, so 12
gives you like 10.
Cause that's enough to have...
Yo, what it?
I can't even...
Okay, first of all, I can't even pronounce your name.
I can't even, okay, first of all, I can't even pronounce your name.
Nith is.
First of all, the MCC's on Valentine's Day, which is next Saturday on my calendar.
So what are you even asking?
Like, you've asked the same question five times and there's a reason why I haven't
responded, but now you're being so fucking annoying because you're pinging me in every
message so it's red highlighting and you don't even know what to fucking count.
Oh, what are you asking?
When will you realize?
You're too hard to find reveals, man.
No, comedy with your rights itself, bro.
The ad scheduler has literally
never let me down. The auto adds have never ever ever let me down. How is it for the average
person to get gold? I mean the average rank is iron 1 so you have to be a little bit better
than the average player. I think that was the rank that had the most players. I don't
about the average. If you just don't die you can get gulped.
now i know mode is not a good measure center that's why i fucking walked it back
apple
apple apple apple apple apple
on the bastion
We're gonna go in, you don't know where we're going.
Okay, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe.
Wow.
Good clutch, good clutch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, good clutch,
hey, good clutch, hey good clutch, hey good clutch.
Hey good clutch.
Wow, cast Chester.
12 lobby.
And he's eating.
Look, this is all you have to do.
Just put the fucking arm on you idiot.
You idiot, you idiot.
You stupid fucking idiot put the arm on.
Why are you mad?
Cause you don't put the armor on you fucking moron.
I'm Zen, I'm legit Zen.
I'm Zen.
The way he does this block off is so funny.
You
You're gonna get fucking slapped in the face by these pig ones
Oh, no, you fucking didn't you beat you broke the block like you always do when you didn't place it back
I'm then
Well, that's not a dream
Why why why why why do you you fix the problem and you make it again
What if this guy do dream ad libs?
Dude dream fans are obsessed with me bro.
I realize that I'm talking about this and it's gonna make the problem worse but I've
I've seen some tweets and some should I read it? That is so funny to me.
Have you guys seen those tweets?
So funny.
I'm like, I'm like, I could like, this is whatever, it's just whatever.
It's like, they see like a bread crumb?
like a like a innocuous leaf floating in in the world and they try to trace back
the lineage of the entire tree and the roots where it came from just look way
too deep and everything it's so funny I'm not even trying to get the tweets on my
timeline I just keep scrolling and they just keep happening I see a 12
hours from the bad gap chest I'm not surprised he is 43 I guess it's a lot
considering his 13 for us how does he have 13 per us this one is so good I really
like this song because it's in a really good part of the Martian I never
listen to the OG song because I'm like 11 years old but I really really like the
Martian the Martian's like one of my favorite movies and this is an early
fun part of the Martian. Yo yo yo yo yo, Pearl at the Pitland. Yeah, hiya.
No opponent in the fourth I read the book I did
I back on me this really cool. I'm it's got like a nice little like cover and back in
I
W dad W dad
It's kind of cool. It's kind of weird how different the book in the movie are not like they're bad like incredibly different
But they're pretty different. I watched the movie before I read the book
It's weird cuz it's like I feel like I preferred the movie just cuz I saw it first
I think if I watched the book first, oh gee I
Think if I read the book first I would have
I guess you have I guess you have to watch the letters on the page. No
Like you're reading with your eyes. It wasn't an audio book
Like I'm watching it, no wonder.
Well, you did it, so now it'll shut up.
Oh my god, Task Proclip!
He's saying, ah, GGS, make you start saying it?
Dude, that's the craziest thing to me, is like, I'll have just these stupid vocal stems.
Like, how many people in the world are just saying tasks now?
In the last, like, two months.
Because of the entire community.
It's not crazy. Like IRL people just say tasks and then you got to say tasks in like your high school class
and then like someone looks over and you're like fuck do I explain what that means or like do they know or do they know or like
I see I see like um I get a lot of like MCSR community tweets on my timeline
I see people say like how like the lingo is in there or like I said OGG in front of my professor today
I'm like nah it's crazy
Opielew? No, Opielew is so good.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, the Blaze, the Blaze, the Blaze!
My stats teacher caught himself a brick and shod, and I think he's a viewer.
I
Was a shimmy of the song
Oh my god, why sorry signs in
I've never seen someone build a whole layer of soul sand one lower. I look he kind of thought I was one lower
But I wasn't sure
Why did you run into him just sit still in the corner
Ah
Mental reset
The time I must be bugged it says 14 minutes, but he has nothing
I'm an average climber chatter. Hey, why is it? Hey, why are you in the overall of five minutes? Hey, what?
Hey, hey, did you die?
Hey, did you
Then
Yeah, that's okay
He's missing
The chest at home in the pants you did not take them. Yeah
I guess
Food I
Don't know I asked him for oh my god, you have to go clutch
W
Yo, why is he he's not saying that honorically?
Is that it? Yeah, it is, right?
Three blocks healing, four block jump
I'm so lucky this is a crossbow guy
He just can't get this. Is it over here?
Yeah it is.
I'll kind of get over there though.
My god dude, that's insane you can hit from that range.
As I'm typing that you can make a craft and see a lot of wood perks you just can't aim.
You
Just make tools on the run back it doesn't make
His items are in render
I think I'm fucking cooked.
I'm trying to get to my pearl trades, I think it's my wincon, but I don't think I can get
to them without some sort of miracle.
I started watching action started losing am I the problem guys be honest. Yes, we know actually legitimately be honest
What the fuck how did one only one person say no
That was crazy they were like 80 yeses in
All the viewers with good mechanics said yes
Fuck
Your biggest fans are your biggest haters never meet your never meet your fans or something
Power why did you uncapitalize your name it's green me it's tweaking me out. I'm not used to it
But it's kind of it's looking to come down
two weeks in Humberton busking to the street from mid-offs is a good for me now
I know what to tell this court, it's good for me now
if it's good for me now, I'll have any baby gimme subs up
yo yo yo yo yo yo you're in a crafting table dude
it's good for me now
dumb child, I love things stupid
I think it's I think it's
This one's so well the items despawned yet
How long was he in the nether for I should check it out
kill him
I
Sorry, this is this is my phone by proxy
I
This logs why does it sound like this is logs
Like this sounds like it's a logs POV
It sounds like it sounds like it's from like it's not
You left apples in there
I was smart I was gonna tell me to do that if he has no worries going he should
up his render for like a frame he has like 50 seconds to get back to his stuff
but they've been uploaded like none of this time
You actually have to show you actually have to show the render, bro
That's insane. That's insane. Yo, yo, yo, dude, he's throwing two free wins man. He'd be up 40 elo
If you just didn't take these fucking drawers
Wow, dude, I just need a
Little bit of a break
Thank you, man
you should have kept going he must have died my stuff has a very high chance of
having despawned very high chance and if my show is despawned it's GG
Oh, I pulled a lot of wig.
You could have won.
I think it would have been, I mean, we probably would have both had to have full restarted.
The only difference is, he actually knows the end portal code.
I love to drink water, gulp, gulp, gulp, I am so happy now.
I am going to have to pee soon, lol.
Good luck.
Why don't I get some why don't I get some notice like that?
And what are the farmers shall always like a wagon?
next win
I hate finders night. I can't see a little water. Good. Good. Good. Good. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, I'm fucking kidding. Oh my god
It's a joke. Haha. I was the emo farming. Look how's emo farming. It worked
It worked
And now the bit has crystallized in one person's head and in like a week someone's gonna do that
Submessage and then I have free content
It's so easy being a streamer stay up till nine
Then we just have no stream tomorrow
I
Job is harder than a nine-to-five
Alright boys, that's what this polypops are gross really I can rock them
Anymore channel player awards. No, I don't Carson
Carson, do you know a big streamer that has channel player awards? You don't
Cuz they're not
people are gonna name like two people
yeah everybody here's from my other shimmers right now mods ban them at mods
What the fuck is this, bro?
There's so much food in a foods game.
Oh my god.
This is so bad because you have no light.
The seat is crazy though.
Oh wait you have 12 obby.
Well, Bobby, what the fuck?
You make axe pick shears.
Axe pick shears, gold cello.
Oh, the wood is so far away.
What the fuck's the closest wood?
This seat is crazy though.
Like you're leaving this village at 20 seconds.
The problem is there's no trees.
If there were trees closer,
this would be like a low one village enter
with everything, which is insane.
three pants.
Well, yeah, you need three.
Cause two of them, the two would cancel out.
Just either one or three.
Like two negative, like two negative, two negative
make up positive. And then the third one.
What else do I want to focus?
one. What else do I want to focus on?
Well, I was not getting question mark.
I just made a bad joke.
You can't question mark.
You're supposed to question mark something sus.
I'm like a bad joke.
Whatever, man.
Give this.
Wow.
Give this.
Alright, we're going to get it on this one.
Am I not funny anymore?
Whatever.
I just got to watch Ludwig and shut up.
It's fine.
Anymore yo what yo
We wire a lot of people say anymore
Wait, what do you guys mean by that?
This is just so quiet on a hundred percent
Why the fuck is there never any flint and steel do I have some flint and steel?
Why is there a same flint and burge?
I'm on the bridge there.
I know.
Hold on.
Ask it.
Please, please, please, don't throw us to the night.
This is the only thing you can hear is the please, please, please,
because it's putting us hard into it.
And please, please, please, don't forfeit the run-win twist chat.
Just use all of their cries.
Gold eelos, one thing, your eelos, another.
I beg you, don't die in the sea, I'm your brother of...
Well, can you and Lee just build the portal with the obby you're gonna tweak this law of
fool?
Nah, I should have faith in him.
That's like legitimately pre-hating.
That's actually pre-hating.
I gotta let him try.
Why?
You don't...
Oh my God, you're speaking worse.
He doesn't understand water.
This is my fault.
This is just...
my fault. I can't believe he was giving me shit for the trap door thing earlier. Oh, we're
getting in the bed. He's gonna be cactus though? Those are good blocks. Alright, look he's
cranking this though. Question mark? Yo, you can stack up with cactus, hello? Yeah,
Who was watching the, uh,
the one I know I practiced?
See where I was bridging with iron bars?
Blocks are blocks, dude.
Blocks are blocks.
Let's go Ludwig.
Okay.
Come playin about your slow
Brother I practice man, you don't get it bro
I go live and I play some motherfuckers plug of their twitch.tv
TV looking at my stream knowing what direction to go everywhere because they're literally
treating you don't get it bro I don't live the same life as you don't go down there stop
No, don't tell me I'm on the wrong fucking way, dude.
Oh my god, I feel like I'm on the wrong way, I'm feeling really, really bad about
that.
I can't even like hear the song.
Like, no one in the audio mixing department is locked.
That's so sad.
There it is.
Oh, he- you ran and then he was too close, so when you're too close...
What the fuck is that?
The fuck is that?
Dude, eat the golden carrot! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Like, eat the golden carrot. Just take more damage and then don't eat it and then die.
That means you're on it!
Eat the golden carrot. Please, eat the golden carrot.
please eat the golden carrot
scuffin, i'll shoot you
please eat the golden carrot
please, like why?
i think i got my knife through the chest
rng bro
eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat y-y-y-y-yo do not break that
look WHY ARE WE JUST DOIN- thank you!
like holy fuck just do the fucking world on six hearts, good aggro!
good aggro drop one drop one drop one drop one drop one
He was a little jizz listening to me on the lie.
Oh my god, oh my god, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Jesus.
So why don't we make a little hole for the gold?
Genius!
Time is at 1 a.m.
I think I can't hear any song on this fucking playlist.
Oh, there was my guys.
Go pick, go pick, go pick. Go pick, go pick, go pick. GP. GP. You've looked at every
slot on your fucking brain!
Let it not be the oldest gold player, thirty thump-up old guys.
some slack.
you
on your calendar. Wednesday, Feinberg streaming. Also, little secret Thursday, Feinberg streaming.
them on your calendar. What time do you think I'm that fucking locked? I don't know. For
the next three days I have YouTube recordings at noon for me. So when the recordings are
I'm done, I will go live.
I'm a CST.
you can try aga 500 gifted subs on youtube
just don't even worry about it
bro this is crazy
500 is that real?
the
brah
fishing around now fishing around
fishing around now
all the blazes around the left
yes the lava oh my god yeah the lava is like very much fucking up his blaze
spawn it like this impressive even has as many blazes
holy shit they're spawning like fucking crazy
no it doesn't have stringy crap it's all in the wall
yeah he's gonna fucking spawn lighter dark
No, like, you just don't have to worry about it, man.
Oh...
Dude.
I'm just flabbergasted.
At how two things...
It's not blocked off by the way, if you guys are wondering, it's legit not blocked off.
It's okay though.
He made it worse.
Yeah, it's okay though.
Shut it Serena.
No.
Certainly 1.7 is fucking crazy, by the way.
It's because the angle's exactly zero, basically.
Like 0.07, so it's hitting a million chunks.
Ah, it's a different fucking...
That sucks.
I guess it happens to him more often if he's...
rolling to the
really sucks
really sucks a lot
that's so fucking
this is correct though
Imagine I wouldn't point it to the third one behind him.
I would have lost it.
Imagine if I wouldn't point it back left.
No.
That's impossible, though.
What?
200 blocks away is what you want from me?
Did that get it right?
Yo, what the fuck?
He's just...
Why?
It's he-
Yo, yo, it's gonna land!
You did six chunks, you have to do like two!
That's still gonna land!
No way!
That's insane, he just tried to fucking pearl hang and it's like gonna work.
Just send it, just send it.
You pearl hang for a reason!
I
Was there a fourth one
It was like 2128 or something
good boy, oh man
no we're delaying the first mission when we're doing it then, it's just kind of a
lucky
alright
Alright.
He's getting low percentages because he's on a bad angle, which is not his fault.
And he's also a solicitation.
When he reset it, it's not gonna fix the problem.
Oh my god, that burned.
Dude!
They're not terrible.
Nothing
As the 57% is fine
Eat eat eat
I can't go wrong for those ones, 236 wins so far.
Do not bow clutch.
Thank you Jesus.
Thank you for all the subs on YouTube.
I apologize I'm incredibly locked in, so I will not acknowledge it until I'm done
with my run.
Jesus. But after that I'm gonna acknowledge it so many times.
Nice soul sand on soul sand action.
Okay, 170.
Okay, 246.
Luchess!
Aw.
Wait, the song is so funny.
Starts
They cannot get on the right chords
He's supposed to be a 170 this is 169
That's okay though.
Mushroom in the 5-slot.
They got a stone pick. They got a stone pick.
They got a stone pick!
Blood wig! A mushroom has joined him in the stronghold!
A pearl has joined him!
Was that, was that, was that PR?
Was that PR? That was PR.
Wow, he's tennis.
Four eye!
That's me!
Why did the stream stutter? It didn't like my joke.
Half the albums of me and the songs are just fuck-finding.
Like, no, nothing else in the song at all. They just say fuck-finding.
They don't, like, add anything else to the thing.
I appreciate the ones that go hard in the pan. I don't care about getting roasted, but when they just say fuck Vimer like
You can't just take a free shot at the guy killing over and pain on the ground
No, what?
It's impossible.
How many angers can I make?
Well, if you boat break, it's too bad to anchor, but you should honestly just die and run back to your headquarters.
the
best
and one arrow
This is a bit close.
Come on, how's your coach?
Okay, let's see if I hit this.
All right
Okay
No, you can just lava bucket bro
Fuck off
No, this is a I sorry, sorry and when we talk about smoking guns, bro
like this is this is something
Oh my god.
to help you at all. I would have done that. I would have fucking been stupid and done that.
Chad, if you believe that Ludwig is gonna win this seed,
go check you have a Twitch Prime and use Twitch Prime. Top right,
subscribe, checkbox, Twitch Prime, use it. If you don't think Ludwig is gonna win this seed,
you can give me five subs.
So where I need to because we hate the dinosaurs
Guys is this good um is this good guys, you know
Hey worked once let's go
That's five. Oh Bondos in the end. No, he's gonna lose wait
It doesn't even get wood it because he has beds from the village. I wouldn't have thought about that either
Damn it that's so sad. He's has no wood
Okay, new rule guys. I'm not playing this came past them
My brain is not all together there
That's low key good for my sleep schedule long sessions are not good sessions. I have found well
Because I literally passed the library. I could just gone in
There's literally no reason or not. I just couldn't keep all the shit in my head
I'm not even laughing. This is just sad. He's just losing
I'm the problem
You can either of the old spouts, but I don't know where the battery isn't where the bash was
Let me just use cords where's he where's he going?
There was also a by the way
Is it like this way the right way like he's going the wrong way this way now I will
It's not a sub seven dollars you're probably on your phone every every like app thing is always marked up
I'm not going to lie, Bondo, you are never going to make it as a streamer, plug in a stream
Somebody else's chat
Not to say you can't make it as a man, it's just not the way
Damn
You got a lot of spare time, even more on the bank
And then comes looking for the downturn
And you're ealier around, what you say
And for me
That was one click?
There's no way that one click was a re-queue
What?
No way
I hope so
No way
Another love was born
It feels like art
But why does the backing track sound like it's being played out of a different phone speaker?
Probably is?
No, I know, it's just funny.
just now it'll be us it's good like it's a good that it's doing that what the
hell it times out ads adds or it deletes that message that's crazy
let me filter oh and now we're all trying like why would I lie like shit
What the fuck up? Why would I lie?
Oh, so funny. So funny.
So funny. So funny.
We're done.
Thank you for all the gifted on YouTube, Gabriel.
I'm not sure how many you gifted.
I was pretty locked into my game play.
It I think is far above the amount I'm comfortable with.
So, Gabriel, no more.
but thank you very much for all the gift that I really appreciate it.
I'm hearing it's crazy numbers.
How can you not tell? Please keep the rest of your money.
Oh, because I guess on Twitch, if someone gifted me like 5,000 subs, I guess I'd have to count how many times they did 100, right?
You know anyone trying to try that there no, okay
Why is he so sad
He plays he's been playing so much better
It's just that like one moments where he dies and his opponents aren't dying
And on the season when his opponents are dying, he's dying too.
Like he got two drawboats today that he took, but he could have one if he didn't die.
I'm gonna watch the advancements, I'm not playing them.
That's cute.
It's gonna be too late, I'm gonna be too tired, it's gonna make me too sad.
It's okay.
I think he's going to play another one.
I highly doubt that he will.
Alright, here's the rules.
I
Can be hard cut stream after this game's over
I went to a Bo Burnham show a while back
And at the end of the concert
Just put on auto tune put on a track similar to this one. I mean just ranted
like I'm telling you everyone that is like everyone that is like oh oh what are you gonna
do when low and quits do you look at do you see me zero no he's never gonna quit this is
worse than league this is worse than any other day he's never gonna leave I just got one question
for you and that question is can I say my sleep really this bad I didn't watch
League at all I've never watched League that we get worse than this not worse than
me yet this game is more mentally draining than League though I feel like
in League you can blame your teammates like it's okay to get games that are
every game you lose on this it's because you are shit and a terrible player every single game
he said this like a week ago
that's why I get so tilted a chest because I'm bad at chest I'm bad at chest and I know that
every game I lose is because I'm legitimately just a moron
every game I lose in chess I'm just a moron
I'll only I'll just stop playing chess like for fun. I wasn't having fun. I was so pissed when I was losing
Forgot the goblah Gigi he has a stone pick Gigi bro. You're mentally banned
fucking
Dumbo of the minute
You listen to the people I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the dumbass pig AI
He has a gold pick. Oh, we've doubled down on being stupid
Fuck you
You're so bad man, you're so bad. Yes, I'm still on the piglet thing. Let's look at the piglet thing
priority
Wow so lucky oh my god
Now the science guy
He's one I'm gonna just to actually
We need to go in carrots or not
Went to my podcast
Got there like 30 minutes late
We talked about hitting gold for way too long and then at the end they call
No, no, and then you just fucked it all up
I said to the rest of the rest of them reached the core, have to say core
I told Steinberg you should have warned me it was okay. You should have told me halfway through
Hey, man, you might be reaching Mach-Molt potential here
Do you think I want to stay stuck in iron? No one wants to be stuck in iron
The whole appeal of the grind is that at the end of the day the dream will have been worse said because
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna find out what it is
When I wouldn't end up half of it like
Half of it like
Half of it right now
I think it's time
Why'd you do that?
What did you do that with?
That's crazy
Oh
No, no, but I'm breaking too cool pic
and I have the chest open
Oh, do you see the guy on the screen?
He's looking for the moves on this guy.
That's insane, he's alive.
I want to do it for myself. I want to give you a stream that you deserve
But I want to just play the game and not care what you think about it
And it's like the punish is so little cuz he has golden carrots every golden carrot is like seven hearts
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this
I don't think that I can handle this right. I don't think that I can handle this right.
I don't think that I can handle this right. I look at them, they're just chatting.
Like you should just be hitting right now too.
Guys, every single scene is died today by the way. If you're a new player and you're curious how to get better,
this is literally tip number one always.
Unless you're like top ten Netherite.
If you are ever low, and you are not in immediate danger of dying,
like getting shot by a gas, or immediately getting meleeed, just eat food.
Just eat food. He has not eaten here for 40 seconds at this point.
And then he just does something like this, where he jumps in his pillow and if there's a pillow in there
and he's on 14 hearts because you have the 10 hearts that you have plus the saturation,
You'll be fine. Just eat food!
It is so easy to not die. You have 14 hearts instead of 3.
Like he's crafting an iron pick in the triple?
On four hearts!
With five golden carrots in his inventory, he's just crafting.
In front of a pig that's mad at him?
Eh, eh, eh, on four hearts.
Like...
Just always eat food.
We gonna pay the price?
And
Do that miss
He's looping this
Fuck with us
The four days over this question a real killing was this trading no before needs to be it's so close that you dumb off the move
I've had a couple rain seats where the spotter has been on the trades and then you can
end of a night of runs some wins some losses chat I've just got one question for you and that
question is can I save my shit can I save my shit I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of
of shit to say, I can't seem to survive Bastions. I have a huge amount of trouble getting through
Bastions. Piglins want me dead. I can collect like every single gold block, but then I have
to put the pigs into a hole. But by that point, I mind the gold block and they all
I'm running towards me. So they all track me down. I'd die
What I'm trying to say is the AI of piglins is way too dumb
I'll say the Indian home port also case
15 pigs run towards me. It's so dumb if you feel me put your hands up
If you feel me put your hands up
Look at all these chatters that agree piglins are dumb
He's had the e for 3 seconds, 4 seconds, 5 seconds, good, good, we're improving.
If I just actually am annoying about it, he will learn.
the GC
let's just get spawned on on 790 hearts
5 hearts, oh we're gonna spawn on him
there we go
that was technically correct if you are a netherite player
the way he ate the food there
but he is in iron so I don't trust him to not take 12 parts randomly at any given point of time
So we should have ate earlier
You should have warned me in a professional. You should have told me halfway through. Hey, man
You might be reaching maximum potential here
Do you think I want to stay stuck in iron? No one wants to be stuck in iron
The whole appeal of the crime is at the end of the day the dream will have been worth it because gold is at the end
You should have courteous water
One way down the fortress if I knew I wouldn't hate one
I wouldn't
They cannot put it right now, I think it's time, I think it's time that we break it down.
I don't remember where the home portal was, I'm so sorry.
They fucked that fine bird guy, for real.
I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are piglins
And fine bird the truth is my biggest
Why do I say that's why what does FR stand for I want to please you
But I want to do it for myself
I want to give you a stream that you deserve
But I want to just play the game and not know what you say. Well, he's gonna work some portal is wait smart
Wait smart
you
He's like a different seat. He's learning a different seat. Why are we looks right now? He's actually a different seat. I
Don't think that I can handle this right. I don't think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right a look at them. They're just chatting at me like come and watch though
While he crashes out and throws another run
I'm a mess. I'm a mess. Let's go then. I'm a mess.
Oh, the train is good.
I don't think that I can handle this right.
They don't even know the half of this right.
Oh, but he died higher. This isn't where he died, is it?
I'm just sorry like half of the shit's not here.
Silly street
You can't tell them anything if you lose a run then just ask for primes
And when they make you richer than you
Handle this right, handle this right handle this right
And you don't even know that half of this right now
right now
And
So why is he doing that this was not for you guys
what? No, he's so tilted. I thought so sad.
I do wonder if her for for that.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm an asshole.
Of course.
Yeah.
YouTube.
No.
I do wonderful for for that I do wonderful for for yeah
tour. It was a big dramatic theatrical show. He did something very strange at the end of
the show where he ranted for like 20 minutes. It was kind of a rant, kind of a song. He
had auto-tuned on his voice and there was an instrumental in the background. Like this
instrumental. Talk about his problems. Race. Power. He's not forfeiting it. His $90
t-shirts one selling very well that was most of it and I watched this I thought
maybe I could do this I'll be honest my problems notice high stakes as Kanye's
but I have problems maybe a crowd in New York would be nice enough to indulge
me so as we get to the end of the night of theater and comedy and
sweaters coming on and off I got one question for you and that question is
I have no idea who Bo Burnham is like at all, other than the fact that I think he's a comedian.
Does he do this a lot?
What do you guys mean, how?
I just never watched him or like go in.
Inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches in in the can, but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But by that point a bunch of crumbs that accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go
Trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
I'll say it again the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
If you feel me put your hands up, come on, if you feel me put your hands up,
move all these hands to the way you big of it inside of Pringle's hands.
Your hands if you think you're big inside of Pringle's hands,
your hands if you think you're big inside of Pringle's hands.
You think you can, I know you can, you think you can.
Pringles, listen to the people, I insure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans.
you get her about the width of your cans just make them wider I've overdone the
Pringle stay sorry I want to have a daughter
want to have a daughter games games games games games I'm summing around the
house fit their hands the Pringle can yes I'm still on the Pringle can stay
yeah I'll move on all right but that is priority
I don't go to the gym
I'm just such a cinematic way out of there
But I'm self conscious about my body
Cause I don't go to the gym
Irony can be so painful
That the cat's 22
That's cool
There's enough for expression
I'll wind up your pole boy
When did you pull the leg?
Got myself a chicken burrito.
I laid down the line.
I got like all these ingredients.
And then at the end of the line, the guy
tried to wrap the burrito.
But half the shit inside the burrito
spilled out.
He still wrapped it.
I was like, dude, you should have warned me.
You're a burrito expert.
You should have told me halfway through.
Hey, man, you might be reaching maximum
burrito capacity here.
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito.
all the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla.
I wouldn't have gotten half this shit if I knew what's gonna fit in the burrito.
Alright, look!
I wouldn't have got the letters if I knew it wouldn't fit.
One of my fortresses wouldn't fit.
One of my strong if I knew it wouldn't fit.
I wouldn't have gotten half a damn knife I'm okay with.
Small mistakes.
take
Never start, Cosboy.
Where's Ian the mic?
He lost.
Aww.
I'm gonna sit here and pretend that my biggest problems are Pringle cans.
That's okay.
And burritos, the truth is my biggest problem's you.
I want to please you, but I want to stay true to myself.
I want to give you the night out that you deserve.
But I want to say what I think and not care what you think about it.
I'm part of me loves you.
Part of me hates you.
Part of me needs you.
Part of me fears you.
I don't think it can handle this right now.
I'm not going to play the version.
I don't know what it's name.
I don't think it can handle this right now.
Can we find it though?
I don't think it can handle this right.
But look at the picture staring at me.
I come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily decline
in mental health.
And laugh is the tip to give you what it cannot give itself
I don't think that I can handle this right
But they don't even know the curve of this right
But they don't even know the curve of it
But I know I'm not a doctor
I'm a pussy, I'm put on a silly show
I should probably just shut up into my job
I guess like is he reading lyrics off of like a teleprompter for any of this or is this memorized? This is so impressive
So impressive to memorize this like a completely unrhymed like
Yeah, it's so crazy
Some people are genuinely talented. I'm not one of them. I know it's his job
But I just couldn't imagine it like he probably couldn't imagine being a microphone in their comments
But in terms of the impressiveness, this is great like the scales way
I hope you're happy.
and
on auto tape tape tape kind of similar to this one and just ranted ranted and about his
life about his journey also about items that was kind of block block block block but I
figure maybe I'll rant a little item item item item maybe this chat would be nice
and I have to indulge wow it's so cool so if we get to the end of the night of
of runs, some wins, some losses.
Chad, I've just got one question for you.
And that question is, can I say my shit, Chad room?
Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say.
I can't seem to survive fast
is anyone hearing I have a huge amount of trouble
getting through Bastion's piglets want me dead I can flood
like every single gold block but then I have to put the pigs into a hole
but by that point I mind the gold block and they all come running towards
me so they all track me down I die what I'm
trying to say is the AI of piglins is way too dumb
I'll say it again the AI of Piglins is way too dumb
15 pigs run towards me. It's so dumb nerdy might be him. Oh, what a cute nerdy
Wow, you guys are so smart
This chatter thinks Piglin AI is dumb this chatter thinks Piglin AI is dumb
You think they're not I know they are you think they're not Mojang listen to the people
I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the dumbass pig AI just making smarter
I can't believe William is playing that's so crazy
I've done the piglin thing, sorry
I wanna publish games
Wanna publish games
Games, games, games, games, games
So I can finally create a game with enemies that have reasonable AI
This is your practice map
So I'm still on the piglin thing, yeah
I'll, I'll, I'll move on, alright?
Games, games, games, games, games
I
Have to go lower he's gonna watch my arm
Tomorrow
That's a catch 22
22 on the beat
I went to my podcast
to my podcast
Yeah, I should
We talked about hitting gold for way too long and then at the end they told me it's impossible to get out of iron
They said for the rich to stay rich the poor have to stay poor
I told Kleinberg you should have warned me you're the professional you should have told me halfway through hey, man
You might be reaching maximum potential here
You should stay stuck in iron
No one wants to be suckin iron the whole appeal of the grind is that at the end of the day the journey will have been worth it
Because bold is at the end. I wouldn't have to have this shit. I don't think anyone's queuing man
But I can't stream for two hours man. Show me for just two hours is so
pussy bro
Get that I stream for four hours earlier today, but still
segment in a way. No, my sleep is fine. I don't know if the Q exists but I'll try. That's
actually a great point.
When I'm not half of it like half of it like half of it like half of it like half of it right now
I think it's time. I think it's time. I'm so very much
Oh
They fucked that Feinberg guy, for real.
I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are piglins.
And Feinberg, the truth is my biggest problems you.
I wanna please you, but I wanna do it for myself.
I wanna give you a stream that you deserve, but I wanna just play the game and not care what you think about it.
Love you
Part of me hates you
Part of me needs you
Pardon me fears you
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right
them they're just chatting at me like come and watch the locale
I'm gonna shoot at them, throw them out the run
and laugh cause he keeps dropping rank just keep calling him chud
think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
they don't even know the half of this right
they don't even know the half of it
I know I'm not a crafter I'm just chatting
i'm not playing local tortilla it really fucks with my um muscle memory
I think that I can handle this right
Handle this right
And you don't even know that I'm
Handle this right now
Right now
Handle this right
Handle this right now
Thank you, goodnight
I hope you're all good
the
a game. Um, I go on. Probably like 15,000. 20,000 in Minecraft. So good guesses.
Oh, that's in the crystal.
Why did that flew back at like 97?
I just shouldn't have put a lot of crystal.
What am I playing quick?
You get more info when you're looking around, because you're going to see more.
No way, it's not corrupted.
way come on
we're cropping this but not two blocks up
I'm not going to like check.
I'm not ready to go.
Pitched so many three eyes in the last five minutes.
I don't have a QB, I've only got a Q on like 15 minutes, no one's blind.
And then I'll be sad, and then streamer something that's fine.
Jesus, what am I doing?
of
Don't do that.
I was just called man, that's so weird, let's go, wow, it's just got like backwards here.
Is that banned in the problems? You can do whatever the fuck you want in the problems, man.
Oh no.
I'm lucky trying really hard to save it though.
I
Know
I'm sorry.
My staircase bridged a let go of crutch before after I jump.
Let me do a bridge and think about it.
Eww. Triple Circus.
I'm just trying to see where he's at, dude.
I'm letting go as I'm jumping.
I think so. It's like my brain can't focus on it.
I'm just making sure I'm crouching when I'm landing so that I'm not slipping off the edge of the block.
Sorry, I'm uncroaching you right before I jump.
I just spam, I don't drag for anything.
What the fuck, man?
I don't know how to drag.
I
oh my god just I'm not gonna actually anyways I'm gonna cue anyways bro
So, it's just cooked.
Do you just change the size? Do you still believe in what? I wonder instead of still do you believe in love?
That'd be good.
I like here.
Did Jacko stop my 4 most recent heroes and is hopping on...
Jibba?
It's just no way there's no gravel there, right, like...
Is that a third blacksmith?
No.
That's just not my house.
I should have grabbed the fucking...
I don't know if you can hear me.
Okay.
Where are you?
I know the bridge is here.
It's like...
Okay.
I just get so perfectly catered backwards.
I'm just down like 30 though.
How?
I don't have food, I don't have blocks, I don't have beds, I don't have a machine, and you're
on here just one guy do my carrots burn like everything burned
sure just reset earlier I look new shit burned I just wanted to not be a
a problem. Well I'm lucky bro, I just am fucking losing. I'm losing this game. It's
So annoying, like...
So I got...
We're shining it, yet we are not.
So there must be a row on this cave.
No.
the
There's so tilting, but I don't fucking just lose this game
Oh, I feel like it's so bullshit
But I just like got shredded on that bashing on there like the hoglins just hit me so far backwards
I'm just gonna do the same shit I did again and it's just gonna work this time
because it should have worked the first time.
I'm higher into the right this time. I guess I'm on a flint steal to like
damage cancel the hog ones. Oh my god I didn't get any food.
Really, we're gonna jump.
Oh, it's because they're against this block, I see.
That was just so annoying.
I'm glad that I cued up, I'm actually glad that I cued up.
smart decision that I made.
Really?
So the blazer is powder.
I really like.
There we go, Jakka.
Alright, time in a dive or I lose.
I'd rather not win this game, actually, for the average.
Always keep fighting!
of
I'm good. I just got absolutely destroyed by the hot ones.
I also found Gravel on the award and I just didn't find this, so it pissed me off.
Oh, Bayflex incident, almost.
Ahhhh, just like, unlucky.
I'm just camped here for nothing. They're not spread out at all.
So dumb.
How does it get gravel? Oh my god, I just see the room portal here. Like a what?
Crazy. Am I supposed to see this?
It's probably on my screen at some point.
Eh, like yeah.
I guess I'll get this house, which I should have.
It'll be on my screen.
Okay, so we played this better, whatever.
I'm just doing this.
I just thought this was super Earth.
I thought you had just spent so much time to come out up here
and you don't even know.
You can't even see if the train keeps going.
I give no idea if it's walled off or not, you can have a good guess, but you don't know.
Versus I know that I can get into the Bastion right here, so it just doesn't even have
this decision.
And because this room works so well, he's ahead anyways, but I'm also just fucking
dead to the bottom of this here.
This is just so worship.
The perfect KB direction back right and then the fucking goal that I drop it just does nothing
I drop it so late. I guess I probably should drop this one go there later. That's the actually
I just thought I could run through. I didn't think it's like hard one that didn't seem
me like here was gonna aim lock, but I just should know that
Oh, and I'm like this fucking is crazy. I'll even try to save it if I double
stack there I'll save it like it's just so f***s.
Whatever.
Well, okay we got it exactly together, congrats bro.
What was his, he hopped on a queue, wait so I'm f***ed then.
Cause I wouldn't be queuing anyone else who's online but no one else is online.
I'm sure I can cue her here.
you
I'm just like not going to get a queue unless someone in the top 58 also queues.
I'll give it a 10 minutes and then I'll play.
You
Because up here, when you give me suggestions to do something, it actually has the opposite
effects. Like, yeah, Hunter, you're actually really smart. Ask me to play two in the morning
when I'm in a ranked queue. Like, are you stupid as fuck or no? Like, how am I going
to read them? Oh, that's a cool suggestion. I should listen to you.
Like, you should never give any streamer, you should never just tell any streamer what to do.
It doesn't make any sense.
Like, you wouldn't do that to them in real life, so why do you think it's okay to do it to them online, you know?
Just like, calm into a jacket.
Starter's Guide, exclamation mark guide, but online version of Wargames, occasionally.
I don't really like playing against random people, so it's okay.
I don't play as much.
Explain my decision making on one of my Village Sheets.
Unfortunately it's 2.30 in the morning. I don't have the energy for that.
Maybe another day though.
I'll be more open to it.
I'm going to play MCPP Hunger Games.
younger games. Nope. Playing for tomorrow. Streaming for a while. I'll probably play ranked until
if a lot of my guys are going to watch my AAMM later or something.
I think about that right now.
Not really.
It's today, tomorrow.
I mean, yeah, like 10 at 12 hours or whatever.
Technically over the 45 months.
Are you at 3 million yet?
I feel like I asked for some other go.
I know how I remember that, sir.
It's crazy.
I don't play many board games recently.
Should I practice or I stop practicing?
I always just started playing.
I was never a practice guy.
I'm not one guy that's good at the game
that doesn't practice.
Am I ranked three or ranked two?
Oh, nice, two though.
That's good.
Stupid loss, though.
I just died.
That's nuts.
They're active. Like one person is the problem.
Alright, I'll just put more rank tomorrow and then I'll just get Q at 3AM and I'm going to play like shit. It's chill.
Um, it's fun watching on the rig, but the AM chat's really annoying.
Sorry to the people that aren't annoying at the AM, but I'm okay, I guess.
Uh, there's too many 10 year olds awake.
I don't know how that's even possible.