you
I guess you want to wear um
Has realized that doing a hundred thousand dollar winner takes all prize pools
Is not really good
So knowing I have a fucking you son of fucking dumb cunts think those are gonna happen. Oh my god. He actually I'm mad
Into the nose after the mouth
I
True emotions are coming out I have to hide them
They're such big fans I would rather than never watch me until we both die you're not understanding me
I reject them
He lost the first game so he could still he could still only be two games away
He's 42 below away, so he could win 21 twice. He could win like 20 to 22
We'll see
No, I was watching the first game, I just wasn't live
This game seems lost, not even close to lost.
He always makes up time on his opponents in the nether and in splits in general.
He just dies every other run and then has like a six minute time loss half the time.
And also, he's really good on lower explosive seeds.
It could be a different bash as Lush Fort.
It's actually standardized in ranks.
Both the players enter at the same spot regardless of their world chords just because it wasn't
really intentionally supposed to fix the problem of like people going to
different structures it was more like someone enters up the left level pool
and they are in a ravine in the bottom of the nether and someone enters on the
right level pool there on top of the bastion even though they're 20 blocks
apart right because it snaps differently so it is fully standardized
um
That's me
Poor always is con on air zero zero. Yeah, it doesn't really force exactly zero zero
Can we not do mana with the lava? Can we not do mana with the lava? Can we not do mana with the lava?
Wait, am I the wood that's gonna burn whatever just okay, so this is another
Dude, he's so tweaker when he does this.
Dude, I get butterflies when he goes live.
I see dollar signs.
I'm only in front of my guys.
No now that he's so close to gold I feel like I'm genuinely more invested.
What the fuck was that?
I feel like it's so achievable too.
Like I feel like he's playing so much better.
on a week by week basis and I feel like he can actually get there, you know?
Like before I know it was like I was like winning games because his opponents are fucking
up like an 8 better whatever like his opponents are dying but now I feel like he's like he's
low key pacing on a lot of these seeds, you know?
and it's gold first
but i was going to go on to games
bookie all over
why don't you like and i love the last guy
what are you just live and the people is playing on the winds but what we just
want well you know
what is this kind of them
i don't care if it no no i just just in general like it's the matter for all
there are not just this is this
just disconnect a little bit.
Look, where is he going?
That's so very soon and it should end.
He doesn't understand.
He knows about the top of housing,
and he knows about the bottom of housing,
but he doesn't know about the staircase in the middle
that connects them.
So he will get to the top and then vote off the bastion
to get to the bottom, and then he'll get, like,
there's a staircase in the middle.
That's the whole point.
That's where they built it.
He just, it doesn't click with his head that.
Do I wear that loudly when I stop after it in gold?
I think he's more hooked on Minecraft than he is hooked on League.
Oh, that's...
UGH! Motherfucker!
Like long-term, long-term, long-term.
Stop! Stop!
That's what you should eat, but this pearl's so chungus.
like there's just ceiling oh my god they're tied they're legit tired about tide here
yeah i don't think he's gonna do like these eight hour ranked streams when he hits gold but he
definitely will he definitely will he's not like leaving the community i just promise you
And, yeah.
is there only one?
One place that's it.
That's it.
ah
Yo just why why why why why why.
Holy fuck why did they do that?
JOOH!
Well, fuck me, the fact he gets not is an absolute miracle.
Why did he do that?
No, no, no, no, just stay in the
I hate navigating this dish.
I
Consider coaching
It's good content watching it myself
Body I should have sent them a 30 second video. I didn't send it to him. I'm gonna hear it here. I heard these guys
Hard yeah, I'm talking about love. Where's this never mind. He's smarter than we all are
I'm talking
Oh, yeah
I
Get a rod here, I don't think I need to
You're after if you know what you're in a I fuck with this beat
Sounds like the Sun's like an MF doom
What is this
You should have my next EP. I will never be making an EP
Other than you tell me then you tell me what it sounds like white boy number two you tell me
It does I like I'm not lying
You wouldn't pretend to know oh
Oh, so I'm not allowed to guess.
Not even Willowbill Wimsy?
We got enough?
not working out spider you got to kill this man
this is for the way you look what did i just do you turned on friendly creatures bro
what time is it for me it's only 8 p.m it's just yesterday my
My schedule was just so out of whack, 14 hours yesterday, like it was an absolutely
incredulous incredible stream, but today I was just, I've been so exhausted all day.
Am I missing one of the eyes or something?
You see it, it's up there!
Boom.
The recording was good.
It was just four hours today.
Oh, this is fast.
Oh man, he's going to get attacked in the nether.
This is fast.
This is so funny he's gonna get absolutely attacked oh my god
this is so fucked eat he's eating at least oh my god oh my god run run run
No, I don't know the hobby
Yo mob a mob
Oh my god, oh my god
He said he said what the where the skull you go
No, no, I would have to like the replay for that where the winners can we go
No, that's so insane
More scripted than dreams
with a skeleton really prime hand for us in full diamond dreams got one axe no
shit yeah my bad yeah my bad all jokes
Love's a chub, long cow, fine bird, an iron ooo, fine bird, this guy just said fine bird.
Oh no, let's go with the number two.
Since dawn of minecraft, blood was destined to be asked.
Okay, can you craft a wood axe please?
And put your bed in your bar.
to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. I don't even think I have the day of gold approaches.
Don't give up now. You aren't gold yet, but you are no longer count. Go on. This is all
too deep. This is all too deep. Backshots. Hashtag too deep. Why did he just talk about
What?
Yo sus.
He said it.
Oh my god, the iron bar.
Oh, I'm watching.
No. Dude, we just have no audio. There's just no Minecraft audio.
Alright, it's definitely down mid then.
Oh my god. He just said Finder. It's close. It's close. TL Busta. TL Busta. Trapped staircase.
They got suit up. Up he's up he's up he's up he's. Light source creeper.
Where is this though, Loki? Open the chest! Can we suit up Metagame? Can you open the
chest? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, turn around, turn around, turn around. Wait, he
has silverfishess- Oh. Turn to creeper. Oh man. I don't think it was that in the-
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's just got to be that one on, it's got to be that one staircase.
He hears it, but we do not.
Yo, it's kind of, you're really quiet right now though, no?
Can we put the music back on?
Yo, Tim.
Hey, yo.
Yo, Tim.
What is it on the Minecraft audio?
Because he hides it when people are queuing.
I just never puts it back on.
It's like nerdy.
W nerdy.
We read it. W nerdy in the chat guys.
Can I make the minecraft sounds?
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
I
Hit the enderman you can double stack
boom boom boom
baaaahhhh
ahem
baaaahhhh
ahem
baaaahhhh
baaahhhh
hmmmm
hahahahah
ahahha
dum dum dum dum
ahahha
ah flap flap flap flap flap
shoo
to pull to pull to pull to pull to pull to pull to pull.
Yeah.
once he queues the next game and tell me how much they have.
Can you use your administrative powers for good?
Because I got 21 elo that game.
I can probably look at MC star TV gold.
W w in one more game.
It's a lot of work.
I'll just look at MC star TV.
I think I played it well.
My stronghold nav was a bit ugly.
My bachelor is actually really quick.
The trades were awesome.
I think.
And I know he's so funny.
Oh, I'm gifted.
We thank you.
Anonymous owner.
And I threw away my
I'm going to get in the child scare favorite
polygymogy in the child.
You got a frog while dropped frog.
Well, tossing my Nuggies.
Oh, she know.
All right.
What was my opponents rain?
Who was that person who dropped the frog
well before I said it?
Smalls 440.
Yeah, your chatter of the hour.
Oh, man.
you for a while. I got quarters all my day.
Can he um, he must have been a pretty high rank.
What do people get them on this way?
Maybe they just don't want me to read their music.
The only time I turn off music is when I'm in the stronghold,
because I really just need to hear directionally where the silver fish
and lava are. And I can't hear through the music.
If I know their on ranked, I'm on ranked account created four days ago.
Hey, John.
Check the witherscotch in this case.
It was cooked.
Oh, my God.
I had audio off the whole time.
Let's say you're right.
He played three games ever.
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit shit shit you're right.
Holy shit, shit, shit shit shit shit.
Dude.
Everybody is trying to snipe me.
I swear to God.
Three games ever, really, really.
And you just happened to be playing yesterday
when I was playing and today when I was playing.
That's crazy, man.
That is crazy, bro.
I get it.
What is the greatest thing you can be?
OK, it's the goat of something, the Tom Brady,
The Wayne Gretzky, what is the next best thing?
Beating the goat.
You beat the goat.
Well, he has no blocks, no pearls, no acts in his bar.
Right now, people see me, the goat of iron three.
And they know they're never going to be nothing.
They know they're not going to put the work in to be a name worth remembering.
They're not going to be an aquacord.
They're not they're not going to be a J.
They're not going to be a low key, but they could be unreal, unreal,
I'm real they get the shortcut to success in life because they can walk around going. Yeah, I actually um he moves
So fast lax this the zombie
Top terrain because this doesn't connect to this block
Perfect triple wide-level situation momentum boom off the map absolutely fucking style on
That's what you mean, so that's what me so lucky oh
My god, this song is so good
Here's the you guys don't even recognize the shit that I do mid game. I
Am barely making it through some of these interactions where weaker men would almost assuredly die
I
Let me show you guys a clip
this is um
You guys don't know this clip comes from a
Minecraft analysts. He's not like a player by any means. I'm sure he plays but like he's not known for playing
But he mostly does just analysis of minecraft videos if you can believe that's a real thing that people do
And he actually has a clip that I want to show you guys
from a game of mine
Does it meet 30 seconds ago?
He's just like he actually has my share of the second monitor if it's me from 30 seconds ago
So his name is Feinberg
to be like he clip it no he's just they're not they're not gonna be a
jay they're gonna be a low-key no he's the guy's unreal so this is the last game
you can see I was in a pretty tense situation I have another right
Skellington on my on my on my bussy and a zombie not too far behind they're
trying to tag me real what do I do cut to success in life what do I do look at
this movement around going yeah look at this movement look at this movement by
By the way, that's Galington hits me, GG.
He moves so fast, locks the zombie top terrain because this doesn't connect to this block.
you
I know a lot of people, that's a very big point of controversy in the world in general.
you know there's a lot of people in the world that likes and surprises a lot of
people that don't I don't like surprises I want to know what the frick is going on
like I want the suspense to be whether he wins the game or not I want the
suspense to be like I don't want the suspense to be him how much he's always
gonna get you know just checked his
apartment is another way possible the
song is good this guy's fucking talent
I
When he's woodlighting
No
It's not insulating, the failure is playing.
I'm gonna try to refresh the API again.
F.
No, this doesn't show up.
You've got the Zax.
I did that with my pickaxe the other day.
If you motherfucking...
I did that with my pickaxe the other day.
Oh, there's the gunpowder.
Bastion, bastion, is that triple triple?
Oh my.
The eye glows bright, blue on the scene tonight.
Not a plug to be seen.
A world of isolation.
I'm on peak.
I'm the king.
The dragon's howling like the swirling storm inside.
I
Think of this triple triple or the fourth right there
You should even know triple triple always have to be
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, block it.
You just need to eat more, oh god.
Why does he never kill the mobs that attack him? Why does, like, why do you just let the skeleton do this?
do this fine good I'm okay I'm okay with that fuck it I'm gonna fuck no death
Fuck it. Sure.
No, what? No.
What am I looking at?
Okay, it's not a trouble to get, but like, what is he doing?
was a child was a child you'll never see me cry here I said it's talking to me
with the child right now oh my god
I
Know there's more here up he's up he's up he's up he's up he's up he's up he's no no
No other different up he's
Walk off walk off
This guy's singing past and you just hear the smile on his face three times wide.
He's like, oh my god, we're gonna do the chorus.
Keep together.
Here I stand
And right over its ground
Let the child read it
It never modded me anyway
W fucking singing from that guy bro
Dude you can leave!
20!
Snack and have a string!
Go go go go go!
Underlay underlay come on
Oh my god, do you know what that reminds me of?
Do you guys know what it's like, the TikToks or videos
or whatever, of those like the plain flight attendants
that are like doing the practice?
And I can't even say it, I don't even know.
Do you guys know what I'm talking about though?
And they're like fucking repeating the line, no man.
Oh, that was really scary.
Yes?
Okay, one person said yes.
It's not brain rot, it's not brain rot.
Yeah, there's a spawner to your right.
That's good though, like, maybe this one has more places.
No, not the state, it's where she's outbuilding the passengers.
Wait a second, then.
Two.
the game should so quiet. Well that was the idea of audio balancing as you make the game
quieter not the song louder. But I'm at a hundred. So you can't do that.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, oh my, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, don't you know?
He's the luckiest player, he's the luckiest player.
I'm gonna get a 4 spawn, genius, absolutely for genius, this could be a B by the way,
Let's all be tapped here for a second. He has like 10 beds, 9 minutes, 3 rods, 4 rods.
This could PB.
The PB for gold? Oh no. Storyline 2 flames.
Storyline legitimately 2 flames.
His writing is this fire?
I think I have a volume extension for Firefox.
Okay.
There we go.
There we go
It's not a problem that I have to have it on 600
This could be you
Is this father's ever blind
780 780. I like that
Well, no, why is he bugging?
I'm
you
Oh my god, he got it.
Oh my god.
He must have got exactly 12.
Oh my god.
We fucking did it.
And a good run too, that could have been beautiful just one bottom one if that was fun.
That was so hard for no reason.
Any beautiful player to get there? Not fraudulent.
Oh my god.
Not fraudulent.
That was so hard, bro.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, I'm so happy. I was so worried we're gonna be at 9 9 9
Yeah
I played so good the last game to
Minute bros my second best friend ever
fire oh boys
You did it
Dude we fucking did it man
From cold one the locale of minecraft to gold one
That's literally a
Hundred hours, I think I think I've probably put a hundred hours as a 30 year old man into grinding minecraft speed running to hit this
And I went from not being able to be minecraft in less than an hour to being able to beat it in 15 minutes and six seconds I
I think my average time is 27 ish minutes my forfeit rate 1% my amount of stream snipers
999 plus 60% right hate watcher 21 is exactly 900.
Oh man that felt good bro.
Exactly 900 either.
We hit our goal boys.
their goal. Dude, it feels so cathartic to hit a goal that I've been grinding towards.
It feels so good, man. I think it's because every piece of the puzzle matters, like little
shit. When you kill yourself, it's the hitbox around your head that determines where your
items fall. That knowledge I would have never known if I had in Barclay's journey.
If you right click on an already filled eye and keep holding right click,
you can auto fill the end portal as fast as possible without the eyes flying
away. I would have never known about that.
Even if it's a dumb fucking game for chuds like Minecraft as a 30 year old
man, it feels so good
to learn. To feel like I can improve at things.
Now, I'm not delusional.
I'm not. I don't even think I'm in the top 50 percent of players.
I would argue hitting gold one means I have hit average.
I don't know what average is, but it's not about where I'm at.
It's about where I came from, because I'll never forget the working class coal miners.
oppressed. Bastion routes hidden by the Netherite bourgeoisie fighting for a
chance because that's what I'm doing it for and you know there's a lot of haters
along the way. Oh you know the raiders probably watching my ass right now.
Yep. Famed smiles on their faces seething clutching their fists because
they know chat this is a revolution. I might be leading the charge but I'm not
I'm not gonna finish the battle. I'm doing this for ones who come next guys. Somebody watching this today. I am convinced
It's going to be one of the best minecraft players in the world
I'm watching remember me when you make it remember the cool players when you make it
This is not about me that you were when you make it. I know one of you is gonna make it, but it's not gonna be
But motherfucker when you hit world record when you hit another right when you make playoffs
Remember this
The coal revolution has begun the snowballs rolling down the hill and I can stop it now
But that is it for me as far as minecraft speedrunning this is the end of my journey
At least for now. I need a little hiatus. It's gonna keep me on like a week. Don't worry guys
I need a break man. I've put in a hundred hours, bro
I've literally fallen asleep every night to a different speedrunner. I'm watching no fear
Who's a speedrunner who only listens to fucked-up music with forcing profile picture on the screen?
I watch aqua cord in a discord call with not Nehan
Resetting 800 runs, but I'm watching seven viewer blower streams
Inchats how the fuck does it work when you do that and portal navigation?
I need a break, man. I need to look...
Oh, my God!
That's something that's not Minecraft for a little bit.
No!
Oh, God!
I don't think I'm allowed to leak this.
So I won't get into specifics, but...
Oh, my God!
It's a break, what I'm taking.
Because I am...
coming back.
That's enough.
Let's just say I'm going to be competing in a tournament.
You bet your ass I'm not going to win with gold.
Gold's all I see these days.
I don't care who the fuck they throw at me.
I am going to win this unnamed event.
I'll have to practice in the lead-up, but I'm not going to do public ranked games.
It's time for the return of the ass-offs.
So if you're in gold, I'll see you soon.
But really guys, thank you all for watching.
I think I have consistently had like 20 to 30,000 people.
You'd frogs you guys have been going crazy
thingy ever who subbed on YouTube thingy ever who primed on twitch and
Even to the hate watchers
That's me. I just have one message
The nether writes taking a look at me right now
Stay comfortable
So you're not gonna be up on that throne for long we're coming
Find her we're coming what all advanced?
Yeah, I hit him off one
Say August 4th
Playoffs positioning and foomi I'd say you got two seasons left
It's the LUD BUD WAVE Y'ALL! We're coming for him!
We're coming for him!
So anyway chat we saw a few more goals to hit this year it is the year of the gamer you
guys know my goals to prove by the end of this year I'm actually a good gamer not a
low-couch shud one down our next goal will be hitting 16k in CS
What's 60k in CS? Is that like golden ranked or like what is that?
I don't know, they're like the...
Oh! I forgot, I do have a major announcement as you talk more.
Apparently there is a free Twitch subscription that you have if you have Twitch Prime.
time. All you have to do is click the checkbox and see if it says subscribe free. I don't
know, I just got this ping. It was a... What? What? God forbid! God forbid I try to make
a dollar, bro! Down here in the coal mines with nothing but millions. With nothing but
Fucking millions. What am I supposed to do, bro?
Chad.
Should we win our gold game?
If you don't know when you hit a rank, you got a key one.
You technically beat iron players to get there,
but to really solidify your.
You got a win in the round when you're gold game.
It works.
All it is is just one game in the rank of gold.
That's it.
Just one game to solidify that.
Yes, you are.
You know what I mean?
It's not enough to make it to the major leagues
after going through the minor league system
and then just make it on a team and get cut.
You want to play a game?
You want to hit a thing or you want to go yard?
How about we go yard right now?
We're going to go play one game.
900 exactly, bro, that feels sick.
Hello.
Chat actually real talk though, thank you guys so much, everybody who made a parody
song.
True.
I loved them so much.
And in times where I felt tilted beyond belief, I would unironically listen to you.
you calling me a low-couch shud it would snap me out even today bro I was
mega tilted off game one and then I just crushed three straight
I would not have been able to get out of the funk without those for sure I like
because I genuinely almost buckle that one point I almost I was like let me
just make a brand new account transfer the ownership play games offline because
I know obviously I could win way more percentage wise offline, but I realized I was just getting too tilted and they held detail
If I never heard your song I apologize by the way because
There were
650 I did not make it through all of them
Hold up. I got a lot of gifted that I want to thank before I boot this up because a lot of money
Thank you to the 20 gifted Joe son. We got to get to from sad egg to get to from ET happy
One gifted from enforcer. Thank you for that appreciate you. He's got a win this game not stewins
K art for the five sign to the one taginator with a 10 appreciate you and the song you made pyro samurai
I think you're the gifted not students another five ten get to from Colin
You told to be up. Thank you for the gifted. I think you pyro samurai for the gifted Joe Joe
I was like tweaking sometimes watch your streams with my daddy says congrats on reaching gold tell your dad
I said, what's up? He's got a fat hog super thing to do this honor thing of the gifted a red reggae. Thank you duo sauce
I owe you three fitty thing the ten gifted living fresh in
Let is my Luca thing the 20 bomb
In five from Brent Brent's keys thing was
When very much
What do you say I told him to tell us daddy's got a fat hog
Oh, that's what he said. Oh, I look up lol cow playlist. The first thing that comes up is my music playlist. The second thing that comes up is lol cow documentaries, which is just genuine people making actual video essays about the so called lol cows.
It is crazy how we are winning the low cow SEO battle.
It's like me you type Fimer you have to compete with the Fimer School of Medicine.
And like, all the other farmers in the world.
I'm looking probably winning now.
Thank you, Jeff, for all the problems.
I appreciate it greatly.
At the end of the concert, he just put on auto tune, put on the track, kind of this one.
And he just ranted.
Ranted about his life, about his journey.
Dude, what a game, bro.
Do you think the primary school of medicine is pissed off?
Well, before he booted up, I kind of want to watch the highlight.
I want to watch the highlight, Loki.
What's the highlight?
Look at that.
Look at that. It's his gold.
That's awesome.
Look at that, bro.
There's got to be people on their admin that know.
There's gotta be people on there that work at this school that just know that I exist
and they're like, damn, maybe they've had red mess people like.
A 1637.
It probably could have been a P&E had I done a better Stronghold now.
How can you tell what has bigger SEO?
I got into the Stronghold at 1215, bro.
Can I open an incognito time?
How do I open an incognito time in Firefox?
It was a little to be fair, dude.
Boy, did I feel blessed when I fell into that water.
All right, let's.
Let's take a look.
It's just like it's still like.
You got to learn the next thing I want to learn two more locations.
Yeah, I want to add
called fine bird.
He's got something to say to me.
I'll give him a call.
Yeah, what's it got to say?
I don't have anything specific to say.
I'm just happy for you.
I think people just I think a lot of people are obsessed with me.
Just like there's a lot of people that are obsessed with you.
Well, like armchair viewers, you know, it's it's all I'm not sitting at all.
You are. You can hear it in my voice.
I can hear it on your voice, bro.
Countdown the days, Fineberg, we're coming for you.
I'm actually so excited next year, like little playoffs interviews.
Some kid I've never heard of before.
So how'd you get into Minecraft Spearling?
Oh, I watched Ludwig the end of 2025.
I thought it was really shit.
I think about that story, buddy.
It's going to be a 37-year-old woman.
And she's going to say, yeah, I have four kids.
I started playing because of Ludwig.
Are there any 37-year-olds in any professionally?
Like, how old are the oldest CS2 players?
Aren't they like-
GoldenEtherite saying old women can't do it.
That's not what I said at all.
I'm just trying to look at like-
That is no surprise.
I don't know any other 37-year-old women
who have done it.
They're coming.
They are, women are coming for you
and they will get their revenge, Feinberg.
Okay.
We'll see in a couple of seasons.
I doubt your claim, but I would be happy.
It would be a good thing.
I'm not saying it would be a bad thing.
I just don't think it's what's gonna happen.
I think it will be some 14 year old.
Oh my God, looky, you're digging your way
into a desert temple, but there's no blocks to get out.
That's a Minecraft reference, by the way.
What?
Okay.
Oh, I'm doing that.
No, I'm legit cooked, man.
You fucked my sleep schedule so bad today.
Or yesterday.
Dude, I woke up at 2 p.m. I won't even lie.
I had to do some shit at noon
And I rolled out a bet at 1155 and then it was a YouTube recording out to be out to be zoned in for four hours.
Are they crazy?
It's my first couple games today.
You missed the game where I got fucking stream snipe by a terrorist.
No, I was watching my third monitor out at open.
No, that's fucked up.
Don't add third.
You it was the first month.
It was the primary monitor.
No, that was Stardew Valley.
I was playing Stardew Valley with my girlfriend.
Buddy, you know what the lie is on the monitor?
He had started on the second.
No, because the full screen games don't open on the second one.
No way you play a full screen game in your second one.
You're kicking your feet and watching me start to valley on the iPad.
Why don't you just come clean about it, man?
Like why are you mincing your words?
You can believe me or you cannot believe me.
I'm just I'm saying what my life experience has been in the last hour.
And if you're trying to rewrite the story, that's okay.
Well, I'm going to go hit my gold game, bro.
You better win because if you lose, then you're not going to want to kill another
Why would you even put losing into the air?
There has to be some suspense.
I put that into the air.
I thought you were going to get 20 you on that game.
I actually didn't think you were going to get.
I thought you're going to get 899.
It was going to be so funny.
I assume Oliver couldn't code it fast enough to fuck.
Yeah.
But I know they were working on it.
They give you half a kilo.
Good luck on your gold game.
Appreciate it.
I was like, is he just reading a chip?
Like, I was like, I'm not even kidding.
My brain was so fried.
I was like, I was like, what is he saying?
Like, it didn't click that I was like,
that he was talking about me digging myself into a hole.
50 months.
No, I'm so.
I'm not.
I know, today I'm like, I'm so fried.
This is my winning game here.
I'm so fried today.
So let's take a look at my opponent's POV real quick.
I know, I watched him good stuff.
I was watching yesterday.
I don't think they were incredibly close to me.
What, I'm so nervous talking to him.
I'm not.
No surprise there, I am a bold player after all.
Starts pretty standard.
I believe we actually got into the nether after them, though.
because I didn't have gravel and I was waiting for a woodlight.
This is Bellacho? No way this is Bellacho remix.
Did they have gravel?
Let's take a look. No, so they built the portal and then they looked...
There's some lyrics in the song, so...
Oh wow, there's a giant fucking ocean right next to the lava pool.
So where am I?
So I'm also building it, but...
Where's that ocean? Oh, they built it over there. So I just went to the wrong not the wrong lava pool
But a lava pool where there wasn't easily accessible
So I'm sitting my pretty ass waiting that's like serious and sealed are on their way back
They light and they are in at 250. So actually I was behind you
Well, I'm not gonna mumble like a fucking idiot when I'm talking on the call with them here
I am just sitting waiting for a fucking woodlight
They hop in I'm trying to be a little more locked in but I'm still myself
Yeah, I know I talk a little differently and then it's my HR voice. Yeah, we go with that
Quick POV to me still not in mind you
I'm just trying to do my best
Did I vote down
I'm still as a 41 year old woman who has tried some speed running lately. There's definitely no hope for me
I'm sorry
Okay, I'm glad you're enjoying it though. Oh, they're going up top to do the whole drop-down. I think yeah
I'm glad you're having fun playing
But the reaction time and mechanics of some of these 14 year olds that don't have a job
We're my life responsibilities
Do we dead ass have the same pathing we dead ass
How the fuck was I out of the back?
It's not even that like I feel like that's a thing that I've seen talked about like people are like
Oh, old people can't be good at like e-sports stuff. I think it's just because they don't have the time
Doesn't reaction time not really matter or like it doesn't really get it doesn't really get worse that much
It's literally just like people like
Prioritized different things in their life. No drop down cuz like they're like older CS players
this that are like
They're older CS players, but it's like because like okay if you're on like a tier one CS team you're getting like 40 grand a month, right?
So these people that are like 3035 can be cranking it
It's like even if it's your job like there's still just more things you have to worry about as an adult you know I mean
Like if you're a kid, you can just tank some shit in life.
Like you can tumble down the stairs and it's like chill.
Like if you fall down the stairs at 35,
like you're out for the month, no?
Like that shit just happens with like your entire like life
situation.
It's like you sleep, you literally can't sleep the wrong way
before the age of like 20.
It's not even possible.
And then as soon as you hit 25, it's like, ah, fuck, I slept on my left ankle the wrong
way last night, tweaking out the rest of the day.
Can't believe you did double triple, by the way.
I had a-
Man, I'm speaking from experience.
Yeah man my left ankle is tweaked out right now.
I'm kidding.
My whole body is tweaked out today.
How far behind was he?
I said in the call.
My whole body was tweaked out today because I slept for five and a half hours and instantly had to do a recording for four hours.
Like where did he end the run?
So, he was about to blind when I completed it.
Yeah, dude, my shit was clean as a motherfucker.
The only thing that I wish was quicker was my stronghold nev.
But to be fair, it was a fucked stronghold because it was on top of a, what do you call
that shit?
It was on top of a, no not a ravine, well a ravine but a mineshaft, is that it?
An abandoned mineshaft, is that what they call it?
Dude, this, where's the clip?
This is it.
This is the difference between gold and iron for life.
The water down here?
Boom.
If that water wasn't there, holy shit, bro.
Now the nerdy recording today was good.
That was it for me.
That would have been genuinely it for me.
He was munching that chest.
to end up being secret left it was right yeah secret left also this pearl clutch I was so
nervous not even pro clutch this pearl in this was a week or all and I hit the tower
the only thing that worked out for me here is I've thought a lot of the times about what
What happened if this exact situation occurred so I was ready for it
You hit the tower I know
My end was a minute fifty
So yeah, I wouldn't easily I wouldn't easily sub even if I took a
If I took like a minute to find the end portal I would have sub 15
I mean, how sweet would it have been to sub 15 on my fucking gold game?
That'd be crazy.
I'm more and more and more and more and more.
All right, bro.
It's time.
It's time for the gold game.
And then we got to make a top 10 list of the best parody songs.
That's one.
We're getting five hours of sleep then going to your retail manager for eight hours a lot
of us pay them according for you to the true.
My life is pretty good.
I just had an exhausting day.
So of the ones I've listened to, did you listen to all of them?
Just for reference, brother, it would take 40 hours to listen to all of them.
Stan's message me.
Congrats.
Like I just had a fucking baby.
Thanks, man.
I worked really hard.
I'm such a fucking loser
I'm getting congrats text because I think top 57 percent in Minecraft that is actually I'm curious where's all right
Well, what rank is he?
The website is just not alone 7 6 6 2
So I was actually a little curious if you guys don't know, obviously, since we started
doing MCSR ranked on stream, more people have started playing the game, right?
Like I think that's intuitively you can kind of gather that based off, you know, the amount
of people you guys have probably tried it yourselves.
I was curious what the exact numbers look like.
The only information I had so far was what the numbers look like for concurrent players.
I believe before I started playing, they had a 1000 player like cap for the servers and then they hit 1000 players and then they also hit 2000 players.
But what are the actual number of that?
3000.
So I asked Oliver and he said I can leak this.
So for season eight, this is before I ever played the game.
This is before I really knew it existed.
Season eight.
There are two numbers to focus on.
One is the amount of players who have ever played a single game
The other one is the amount of players who have finished their placements, okay?
Season 8 I don't even know these numbers 17,820 people played a game
14,000
Actually finished their placements. It's pretty good pretty big still. It's a pretty big scene
season nine this is the first
season I started playing I started
playing towards the latter third of
the season 46,000 people played at
least a game 19,000 finished their
placements season 10 the current season
which has been going on for about
gonna be like still has a couple months
less not even 70,000 70,000 people have played a game 29,000 have completed their placement
there are over double the amount of active players since we started playing the game bro
that's actually crazy so shout out everyone who picked up mcsr ranks really cool community
True
There's one stat that I'm curious about
And it's an impact that I think I might have made but I don't really know the truth about it. I
Wonder if the percent of forfeits in coal have dropped
No
you
that
Uh...
Alphar's gonna need me.
Alphar's like,
Fuck! I gotta move all the stats over right now!
Fuck, fuck!
Bro, I'm sleeping!
No, fuck!
If you guys don't know,
I owe small ant the username change
because I lost the 1v1 against him.
But, you know,
I don't even mind it too much.
It's a little symbolic of the journey.
So I'll take the change.
Do you actually change the name?
All right, I think it works.
No, I just bought an account.
I guess I might.
We're going to transfer all the data.
You're not allowed to have multiple accounts.
So yeah, it's so fast. Let's transfer it over
Wait w Oliver rare Oliver W. It's just a username change. Oh, okay. It's probably red. I'm dead. I broke over
Now over actually hates me though because I
Did pay up fineberg sweet. Yeah, my tweet was just yo I'm fine burger is probably the worst
Oh
Or is it just one command that you can do in the like admin channel or whatever. I'm surprised you guys have something built in for it though
Yes, I mean yes, but shut up. He literally did it you did it live. What do you mean shit?
What does it say is no rank
Oh, is this job because he hates me?
Oh, probably.
We're in our game.
Yeah, can I get any load transfer over?
My old account is infume.
I can give you proof that I own that account.
You can move it to, um...
One of my, uh, local tortilla.
All right, boys!
We hit our goal!
Now it's time to wear a gold cape.
I stole the joke from Chad? Yeah, of course I did.
Of course.
Oh
Wonderful play till he loses like I wonder if he wins this game for Q another one
Road to Emerald one stream
Because I live for like two hours
hours. It wasn't ruined portal. I didn't look at the screen at all.
Not so.
Copy.
I'm going to go for the trees over there.
Oh, I gotta switch my skin I'm minecraft fucking Steve
I am Steve.
What?
Can I say my shit?
I've got lots of shit to say.
Let me talk to this guy from your class, bro.
I'm the face of ranked.
Everyone knows that's the title that ranked 3 gets.
I can play like every single gold block, but then I have to put in the pigs and do a lot
of things.
Who's gonna hurt me?
What is he doing?
Just put the TNT down.
So they all track me down, I'm dying, what I'm trying to say is the AI of Hedlins is way too dumb.
Who did this person in your class know? Who do they watch playing ranked?
See, crazy I don't know who I am because of playoffs.
Dugail! And not me!
Hey, WDugail though.
Thanks, pig. When AI is dumb
You think they're not I know they are do you think they're not
Listen to the people. I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the dumbass pig AI just making smarter
I've overdone the kid one thing. Sorry
I want to publish games
What a fucking game
He doesn't even need the chest. We're in the gold. We're genius.
Here you go.
Haven't hit gold iron you can be so she's the axe dude. I should use an axe
I gotta recrash course I'm on the fucking
It's impossible to get out of the fire, if the same village does not have to stay rich and poor, I thought Freyberg, you should have warned me, you're the professional, you should have told me half way through, that you might be reaching back to our country.
I think it's over there.
Winner!
Boom.
Bridge.
We're on it.
How does he know what to go this way?
Oh, he's hogging us fucking ESP.
This guy's on him.
jump past him dude you 46 flush oh my god they like come on
I'll be right, I'll be right, I'll be right now
I think it's time, I think it's time that we break it down
Sure, I hope the gold falls off from the bridge
How do you fluey?
Nice
They fucked that finder guy for real.
I'm gonna sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are piglins.
For real.
How is that a fuck- How is that alive?
How is that alive?
For it. I see it. It's good to be here.
Part of me loves you.
Part of me cares you.
Part of me needs you.
Part of me cares you.
I'm not a spectator.
And I can handle this right now.
Your mega staircase.
case. This could totally be a brother.
We cleared one thing out of our inventory there.
the item. Come on. There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, drop our fucking
There we go.
23.
More fire eyes, more fire eyes, more fire eyes.
nice go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
You saw it you saw it
You see it
Oh
Kids over boom
Oh my god, bro, why do we do that whatever it's fun
We're ahead. We're ahead. We low-keep through PB pace a little bit probably
Almost probably definitely almost likely
No, it's very floating lines
Well, just just just calm down
You'll calm down. Oh my god. There's so many mobs on him
That was a spawner
Wow good iso
Who I'm locked in
Oh my god that drops rare
Love you hold up all advancements achievement. I see two more
Showing us the beacon and a run
Oh my god
Dude, six rounds already. There's still a couple of you
I
It's worth it bro, you sing beautifully
please
The eye of the nutty
Like you just put a sense at 38% like you they just is a random sense
Where does other I go, oh, I see it
oh
this oh could be理
crazy
It's hour and now to the right to the right to the right to the right right right right right right right right right right right, you just run
oh my god
I
Think he's overshooting
I'm scared of like the ravines around here
Oh
Yeah, what oh my god
I
Very well shot
Pb will be so hard he's instant I haven't turned in super
You're a life 30s bill right here do not you know yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're only addicted to fucking
might be off by one here by the way.
Let's find out in the corner room.
Oh, I'm not sure I'm dead.
Crazy pace still.
Oh, he is non-starter.
He's non-starter?
Is he starter?
No, no, no.
No.
It doesn't give you any info.
Under.
Under where?
Pro-wits that way!
Nice rage bidding.
What?
Top right.
That's pretty devious now, no?
Hi, Blobster.
What did he call you again?
Blobber? Blobber? I think it was Blobber. It wasn't even Blob, I think it was Blobber, Blobber.
So funny. Yo, the music!
He's going to win his 100 game.
I don't know why he's obsessed with like, not having to learn the B-YO!
I don't know why he's obsessed with, um...
Clear his bar.
Can I say my shiiiit?
same one song?
it's a good song though
boom
it's another good time
Another good fucking time.
There's-
GERMLY!
GOLD!
I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING!
Did an odd transfer of stats.
FatShotMolcow hates his PB.
Thank the 20 get to got me a check
I'm just nice with it, bro. I am just genuinely nice with it
Intentional smurfing
It's I saw genuinely fucking gold bro. No ifs ands or butts about this
with enemies that have reasonable
Oh, it's so weird. It's like bugged
No, it's like bugged
Like look, it has his stats on the account
but then he plays and he's cute into someone
and in iron one
it's treating him like he's 600
Don't make me your ceiling
That's so weird
Your ceiling?
It's not a fault, it's not a level example
Never cap it at the limits
The limits of a single man.
That goes for everybody in chat by the way.
I don't know why people do this shit where they make their goal to beat one other person.
Why?
Why make your goal?
Why make your cap the abilities of another individual when your abilities could go so
far beyond?
I'm in stream right now.
Say something funny.
Tier one on Twitch.
KK boobs.
Use your KK boobs.
You don't even follow.
Hey.
Hey!
Hey, you don't even ffff-
AHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They're good timing all over.
Come on, let's give me a permit, man.
HAHAHAHA
Oh, boys, we are firmly, firmly, firmly, firmly ffff-
FIRMLY gold, bro.
Do you want to hear some shit? By the way, this is kind of interesting.
This is kind of interesting.
I have, if anything, one motto, never forfeit.
And obviously, if you guys have played this game, you probably noticed that a lot of your
opponents quit.
Now the people have seen this as a problem who run MCSR ranks, so they made some changes
to try to incentivize people to forfeit less.
But I think we've also made an impact for ourselves.
Oliver, send me the rates.
Season eight before I play this game,
96% of Coal 1 games ended in a forfeit.
Now, at the worst in Coal 1, it's down to 90%.
In Coal 3, it's down to 79%.
But here's where the major difference is.
Iron 3 games.
Before I play this game, season eight,
82% of games ended in a forfeit.
82 this is one rank away from gold now
53% it is dropped by 30% but here's a problem. I was still too high
Why are we forfeiting half our fucking games?
Because you feel down on yourself
Because you didn't get to achieve the time that you knew you could if everything went your way not everything goes your way
But here's the fucking facts of MCS our right. What's not going your way is also not going their way
You don't have food. They don't have food
Bad rates they have bad rates
I'm proud to show that I have a and it's still too high for my liking 2% forfeit rate
Let's drop those forfeit boys if you're playing this game, I don't want to see you for fitting
There's dead ass no reason to be for fitting even if you die in love at minute 25
There's a lot to learn
in that run.
If the only thing you're looking for is Elo,
you're looking for the wrong things.
Look for a lesson.
Thank you for the fucking gifted very known
in the gifted Ms. Murphy on YouTube.
I'm seeing an insane amount.
How many gifteds is this by the way?
W gifters.
First time chat, I have 53% for her rate.
You could have-
You genuinely changed my view on forfeiting
I haven't forfeited since my second game, my fucking man.
My fucking man.
You got fefts?
Yeah, of course.
I'm human.
Look, I tried to lead by the lessons I believe,
but me being fallible does not mean
I don't believe in those lessons.
It just means that a lesson is not something you learn,
it's something you actively need to pursue.
Yes, I believe you shouldn't forfeit,
But that's not like saying the sentence and then all of a sudden your life has changed.
It's trying to in real time
put those lessons into effect, which is a much harder thing to do.
Thank you for the gifted very known- was there a gif battle going on on YouTube by the way?
I'm seeing very known that Ms. Murphy dropped a hundred of gifted the fuck.
YouTube members eat up.
Jesus.
Eat up.
Your last game was against a cold one player, was it?
So what happened bro?
Typical man.
I hit gold and all of a sudden I'm getting another right treatment.
They're trying to keep the iron ones down.
I don't feel good about it.
They're trying to keep you all down.
What was he saying?
He's not going to kill that one.
Fuck her.
Wait.
I didn't get the Elo from the game.
Ha ha ha ha.
What?
Oliver?
How do you...
How do you get it?
Oliver!
Where's my Elo?
Oh, where's my yellow?
The game thinks you're in placements again.
They find a way.
And they find a way they do boys.
We have listened to genuinely hundreds of minecraft parodies and it is now time to make
our top 10 lists.
So boys, do me a favor.
Let's do this together.
I want to go through each of the songs.
All I need you to do is maybe.
What was the.
Well, he watched.
I saw people post this number 21 on training for gaming.
Awesome.
This is such a good stream.
What was the lovely one?
Yeah, so bright dude. I know I'm not usually in Firefox man
I don't think you listen here is Dylan Dylan is it unlisted
Send me a link Dylan
I'm kidding.
I don't know, I shouldn't, I don't know, I shouldn't have listened to a million of them.
No, no, no, I shouldn't, I actually shouldn't.
I hate you personally, Dylan.
That's what I'm getting at here.
If you aren't clear.
So far away.
I
of
I saw a lot of pull-ups.
I kind of want to just commit to what I saw, even though...
Oh, this is such a weird overworld.
If I checked for a bucket house, I could be playing this way differently.
My mechanics are so bad right now.
I
of
I
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
7.
8.
9.
two-bed two anchor and I can't even fucking, no I can't a little bit actually, it's fine.
let's get like one glowstone vein and I can make a third anchor.
should look you try to get way more close um
oh my god i'm in a bucket i-i-i oh shit
i have ten string
that's good
I forgot I couldn't make a bow.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
huh
I just instant out, just gonna instant spike
I like three
I have to try I have to try to get another bed
Yo shut the fuck up I get it
She's apart she's on her
Like I don't know how I lose that there's just string in here actually go block me to get you trades
Just an explosive thing
I need to grab the two extra beds from the village like it's just it's just an explosive thing. That's so dumb
Doesn't even get those beds what a lava pool is he going to?
And I'm not going for the one bed four anchor like I'm gonna try to be able to hit more zeros cuz that's my only one condition
Just stupid like I just feel like I shouldn't be losing that
No seeds annoying
Oh bro my fucking...
I'll fix that.
Go back, I still touch.
I'll just grab this and then I'll go on.
Wow, I can't believe I lost like an automaton.
I should have locused one more time looking at the replay, but it's fine.
I
I'm trying to find a way to kill him.
I
Can I go let me go
It's just going to be easier to hunt every time another one is done.
This sucks, I'm not making a fall, I'm on chords, but I'm just making a fall.
I don't think every standing is going to suck.
th
and
40 seconds.
I just like one of them shittier way different fucking spawner different
further that's us
we should use strong or nice so how does all of us save time on me and before
I break the network under the anchor slash crime of him sometimes you need to
do it sometimes I'm just bored and I do it anyways
Wow, going to rise better there.
Oh, it's like, ah, he enters, not on the triple, but he gets the go block from those
trades.
Are we at the fucking spawner faster?
He's just killing strays the whole time.
One straight there, punches glowstone. Two straight, three straight.
Here's a bed for Blazeped.
Wow, it's just like going right to chords.
It saves him some time, and then he just doesn't zero, it literally doesn't matter.
Well, only recorded in case of how it's still working.
No, I knew I had the red bed.
I had 3 bed 1 anchor.
But I had 3 bed 4 anchor.
But I was going to enter the end with 1 bed 4 anchor.
So I broke to be able to craft 2 more white beds.
I know. Sorry.
you
So I'm just jamming it now.
This album is probably a lot better if you can understand what he's saying.
Like I'm still jamming to all the songs.
But fuck, if you could speak Spanish, it should probably be way cooler.
I'm not sure what that is, but I'm not sure what that is, but I'm not sure what that is,
A cornflower instead of a cornflower, a cornflower, why do I still use a 1080, like a monitor?
Just what I'm used to.
So what did I, this is what my setup looks like.
I literally have like three of the same exact monitor,
basically, it's just the refresh rate on the left
and the right are 165 and then the one in the middle is 240.
I feel like I would tweak out if I had like monitors that weren't like lined up and like
together or whatever.
So these just work for me.
It's chill.
Like I don't notice the tenet being bad or anything or whatever.
I'm chillin.
You know, like people that have like a second monitor
that's like a foot over to the right,
and like forward six inches, and like tilted,
like, no, bro, that would bug me out.
What a question mark man.
Another fucking sleep touch here with that ass.
I guess the last one I'm Zulu's fast.
of
I got a runner.
That's good enough.
I got a runner.
Let's get him off.
Mr. Charger, I'll get out of those fucking stables.
I don't know what to do with this.
might be a really bad pearl in which case I won't lock it
It sucks, huh?
the
This guy's just a loader on 30 for sure, I'm just like, I don't know what I'm going
on.
That's this chunk that I'll load on for sure.
It's gonna hit me there some shit.
Oh.
That missed being on top of the fort.
nice. And then I'm looking back and all. And I die. That's good. Um, okay, I guess.
Where did this pearl go? Did I like it? I swear I had the distance for like where I wanted
it to go well it's so annoying I actually wonder where this went we'll see
that's annoying damn I really need to go get wood for a boat huh
Dude, the wood access is so slow.
How do I get here?
There a better way.
Can I go this way and then just like more left somehow?
I can like lower myself this way, yeah this is like way better, okay, dude I was so ahead
Man, that's so fucked.
I do wonder where this pearl went.
There's a question for the replay.
I don't know where I died.
It's really just like short here.
Crazy.
of
the
I just fucking got me, I'm sorry.
I'm a clean spike.
I don't know this. That's ours.
Damn it, bro! I can't play this pro short. I just gotta throw this in the expectator.
I'm here to hear and I miss, like...
Like, look how far that went. I hit here?
Oh, it's just, like, unreal.
I shouldn't even, like, in my head, like, I was ready to block glitch, but, like, my hand wasn't, I guess.
I'm good.
It hit even zero.
I was looking making up the time.
I lost a match in my life.
Oh, shit's terrible.
Okay, I guess that's fair.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
now
I
Maybe I read the lava wrong and this is like a literally play that just leaves me the game on the spot, but I think I read it correctly.
I've seen it something faster though.
I think I'm up on him on a rod, but I must have just missed him getting into fire, right?
I don't know if I'm on the road.
Who's been at the spawner longer than me?
I'm broke, I'm a little bit.
Oh
It's just so bad
I feel like a good parlor. I'm just stuck in a wall. I wonder if there's a sea counter
this way. Oh, there it is.
Fucking pick us in a break. Yeah, let me out dude
Oh
I
Turn up break
Wow, I hit it
One bit for income I just had to try to send hitting something that he wasn't going to
How did he save so much time in the fort, man?
And why is he saying GG?
That's all.
I just never said I'd lose a bit of time in the fort.
Now they got Rob first.
What do you do here?
He didn't save these guys. I saved my guys.
He's still at so fast.
He just left the spawner, it's like early probably.
He's just out of faster.
How's he doing?
I'm going to play for him.
That's true.
I mean, I lose.
He's in the end before I'm even in the library,
so it's not like that matters.
He's just up. I just don't understand how he saves time in the Bastion. I got more pigs.
You just don't need the pigs for the trades or something like he loses four guys down here.
I don't know where it is.
It's just like life, and I don't even know.
is it really fair what's happening to me no
I'm gonna go go up next.
Hey what is that pearl?
How am I beat to the sword?
Huuuuhh!
I just went the wrong way, like I went more left because the terrain to the right didn't
look open at all and...
of
I lose cause I don't plays bad gg.
I thought I had at least one more chunk of room bro like I thought I had another like
I saw the chunk quarter and I just thought I had one more line.
about this
about like any more room
so annoying
It doesn't matter how or if it's still just fucking, it's how guys happening, and I don't
do anything about it happening.
I guess I do something about it happening, man!
Which rank 20 Blair?
I'm just going to go back the way that I came because I don't know, like, I guarantee you
the camera took terrain to the right here, I just don't know how to do that, so...
I mean he must have fucking died like unless the 6th route it takes 40 blazes.
That's like fucking money in another break to get up.
This is just brutal.
I'm like, looking to get a rod.
I just can't.
I guess I have a fork shop down here.
I'm just in like a terrible fucking spot.
of
thing happening as well
map average?
I was already fucking sucks, whatever
one more blue, this is nice
As I say, also, he probably didn't have as bad of a death as I did.
He's probably still just going to win the scene.
My death was pretty shit.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good W average.
It's like, well, like how do I trade up for lying?
I just should like, uh...
GG.
I just shouldn't...
I shouldn't even be close.
This is unique.
What a room, what a room, what a room.
What's?
It's another one.
I'm so bad man, what am I doing?
What is this pro doing?
Didn't even die he missed any ran fucker
Come on dude, I'll say GL bro
Hey.
How many cows?
I
What the fuck are you doing?
That's good.
I'm going to try to get a little bit of a better idea of what I'm going to do next.
Vanishing crossbow.
I'll have a sub 8 average today, I don't have like 2 in 5.
Oh
Fuck man, you're losing
Fucking rank 8. What is that?
I'm 2 and 4. I have a sub-8 average. I'll only be in 2-0.
Die-in's camo. Die-in's maybe.
Two deaths. W deaths.
I mean true, but when I started keying I was ranked 3, to add in the flow, bro.
You take two and a half hearts in my pearl less if you have protection or feather following.
That's it.
Alright, let's not die to...
I looked for gravel for too long, thank you band of basketball.
Hmm, let's do this again.
Okay, I guess.
There's a one.
That was so bad. I was coming out of a bucket, yeah.
Three chunks bar. I don't see it.
Stables again.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Not bad.
Not good.
Let's show this.
First simple save.
WVP on that blaze.
I mean, it's like that basically for everybody, I just haven't reset for a PBN two years.
I don't have any weights in my mouse.
This mouse is already heavy enough.
It's like 100 grams or something.
People use like 50 or 60 grams per average today.
And when you lose the games that you die, your average is crazy, you know?
It's a bad average because I fucking am losing.
Or no.
They're all cool, they're all amazing.
I've seen the number two RSC world record speedrun.
So, you said number two and world record in the,
that's kind of a contradiction, man.
I don't know if you, you might want to write out
the full versions of those words.
So, double check that.
But yeah, I watched it five minutes after it happened.
I
Iron door and new crafting table is crazy.
of
the
of
the
Wow, I wonder what have just worked, fuck, I don't know the same spot I was at.
Fuck you!
Yo, get any higher with the proxy build!
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Oh, wow, am I right?
I thought I was thinking whether to do it nice.
Oh wow, am I right?
I'm in the fucking bad part, yo.
Can't just hand them a fucking packet, yo.
of
There's all the pearls I have, there's no way I'm gonna have 17 pearls.
This is the spawner blind, that sucks.
What? I was up my rod? That's good, I think.
It doesn't show in the ring.
Oh, I'm just so dumb. I didn't want to go up the staircase.
But this is just a farther staircase.
So, I just like, should've, and I just lost a ton of food
and a ton of time.
So at a hungry set, I just like, it's okay.
Jay.
Can you read the melons?
I got a smaller fire there.
box
the first challenge
I have sixty seven guys right now, oh my god, that was crazy.
I really thought I'd have to measure it to us.
of
So I just measured two eyes of bullshit, but now we're in some flak-ass nav, so...
Dude, what's they are like?
I shouldn't scan the error list.
Cause just be freaky of us here, RNG kind of way and whatever, calling RNG and I lose
There's the war.
There's something in the mobs, I'm not going to get a good spike, okay cool.
It's like a fair game to lose I guess.
what?
show up
I'm going to kill you.
Cool ass.
Just like, should have rescanned here.
Actually did a wrong thing.
Bad for average.
True.
No, Jay probably double blazed better than I had five beds and then just fucked it up
That's my guess. That's my MG
Why are we entering the Bastion here the fuck?
It kind of did you save all the time?
You know, it's like
That's just a fucking devious prying. Oh
I like knew there was good surrender here too just for God
Yeah, double the A's button.
Well, yeah, so it only measures one eye here, let's see.
Yeah, one eye, so it saves time there.
Calling bullshitty finds the better smack.
Oh, rough first bed, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then it's locked.
Oh, and he needs this.
Nice.
In second, I only take about 8 to 10 seconds.
I mean, yeah, but that's the amount of time I lost in the fort.
I lost five seconds in the fort on a completely clean spawner.
Like this is all literally just the eye measure.
That's why I was curious why the spots flipped.
Got a stray, didn't save him a spawn cycle.
Otherwise it'd be way more than five seconds.
you
Change album. Yeah, right. I've fucking looped this out.
I'm going to pull the good sign up.
New Elenium?
Sure.
I don't know if that was a thing.
How are these ocean seeds against a do-guile?
How are these ocean seeds against everybody?
th
of
Okay.
So fast.
Wow.
Not this ravine, I guess.
I lose.
I was like, I was shoving me off the fucking edge of the bash and like, what was that?
Like I'm winning anyways, but like, why is he doing that?
Oh, I'm so blind.
What is another ravine?
I'm not in any terrain, I'm just in a ravine land.
I'm just in a fucking ravine land over here.
Oh, why 103? No, I just lose.
I saw it.
I guess the constellation is that I probably was going to lose off the overall lineways because I just found a closer event somewhere.
What are you on the out row?
I looked off spawn I saw nothing I looked off spawn I looked
No I did
I've spent so long trying to look, I'm really, really trying.
I
Consider we have ten beds
He's got to do like a brain issue mistake
in the stronghold
I
Slippery
Oh, there were just like two terrain decisions in the city just made the better plan both of them
I just lost a minute
I just didn't see it. Oh, I'm so stupid it's so visible. Stay right there.
I lost two minutes. That's good, I think.
This.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
It's like how do I not see this?
I just never, I just, it's so fucking obvious.
I swear, it literally was widening like right here.
Oh, it's just, I'm going to look everywhere.
that's what I'm learning. I see it, I'll see it. I need to look everywhere. I need to like,
even in the spots where my brain says it statistically shouldn't be, I need to like, put my fucking
eyes there for a second. And just figure it out. I'm just losing so many games, so. But
Oh my god, I'm stupid.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
I
Oopsie.
I
I'm fucking junk then I'm picking up the mushrooms on the ground like fuck you
Oh my god, what have I promised?
Nice!
I heard it.
Okay, I thought I heard it in a different spot.
I
Stupidly stupid now.
Nice!
Good one Agnes.
I'm going to go higher and I'll be there to find this bro.
He's ranked two.
Oh man.
Where's that?
Is he in chat?
Look at our ranks.
Six, seven.
Where is the hand?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
No, sorry.
It's kind of mesmerizing looking at the little like the gradient on the netherite like color
isn't so cool the like visual change this looks so cool what it even used to be just some ugly
shit was it yellow was it yellow or something i can't even remember i can't remember i think it was
like bright yellow no like was that was the yellow bright yellow too or was it just the i don't remember
Was it ranked or a rematch? Because he's not enough people playing.
Or it could be good.
Yeah, all the other people have died in pick.
Oh, he was ranked, but now he's ranked 3. He lost to...
Maybe.
That was my last game. Forever.
until tomorrow.
Dude, another ocean seat against this guy, man.
I swear my last four seats have all been ocean.
Oh
I can't yell all the way that I love again.
He legit gets red like veins pop out of his face.
It's kind of impressive.
I feel what I didn't know, I feel what I didn't know man, I feel what I didn't know.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
There's not a weathering, a weathering, I'd say.
Okay, grab a lighter.
This guy's on fire, man.
I'm gonna fast enough to really cross and blow him in the front.
that's just so fast
I need this
Just overshot. Oh my god. Oh my god
No, bro, there's good things last game
They don't ever done it before
Wow, I could have actually one off the stairs too, like...
I don't fucking know.
I think I need to be fucking...
I don't know.
It's literally just the fucking... the overprows.
How do you have a spike, motherfucker?
It'll slow down, bro.
I'm gonna slip off the back.
Fuck it.
I don't wanna look at what I did in the civil world.
8 seconds and then I just over paroled and then he gets an Inza spike and he doesn't
have to fucking- oh that's so annoying Mike.
What does he get fucking gravel?
Oh no, Royal OTN TVP, oh no, are you fucking serious?
Oh, no!
I think he's literally better.
Let's not cope.
And then he...
Perlines at the back?
Like, is this just a...
Like, it's like...
Why does he Perline here?
Instead of...
Like is it better to pie chart here than here because he always goes at the back here
Low-tint you can't can miss a chest and
Low-tint exposes less stone blocks for gravel. It's just different ones than I did to you. So
You just get rolled different
different on different seeds. I have one multiple seed side TNT to get in gravel
and other people have one. I just think that one second that low TNT
saves you is not worth it compared to a knob line which I sometimes and you
getting less stone blocks for gravel. I think it's just worse. Okay so he just
Perlings at the back here and the rest of the seat is the same what's I see so much time on terrain I'd do this better
I
Was gonna spike are you gonna spike from mid? Do I turn mob in the way or some chungus shit like I?
Just didn't get this
Go to her bro. Let's chill
It's okay. Is this alive? Yes, it is. I will see you tomorrow. I'll be alive a lot earlier
and I'll just play some ranks. It'll be good. It's fun today. Love it got golden. That's
Bye!