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In the dark, in the dark, in the dark
and
it's always something I had to ask you to see what happened to you to the
are you f***ing...
yo!
move it boy!
wait...
we're gonna go...
bonamon!
I think we can all get behind that one.
I'm on...
Damn!
What the fuck?
Started watching it this year.
It's not bad.
Yo, Sezi, I don't need to know what you're into right now.
Are you watching Hentai?
Yeah, it's not bad.
I used to think the same thing my whole life, until you actually watched it.
Sezi, what is Hentai?
What is Hentai?
I'm gonna kill them!
Do it again.
Oh!
Oh my god!
They're away!
Oh yes!
Yes!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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Yeah!
What do you mean just now?
Watch yourself.
Watch yourself, what do you mean just now?
I knew it.
Just watch yourself
I'm trying to push you
I'm cheating
Why there's so many big pops everywhere
I call we're here for you Tucker
Tucker you okay? Hey
Come on out here
Here's what I want to do being can freaking Eric being can
I'm gonna plant the bomb up here
behind the plant behind the plant
Oh, so bright.
What?
You can die?
Let's go!
Get the way it's dynamic!
What is happening?
He's going through the wall!
Wait!
Wait!
I know this guy.
Get your knives out.
Come here, come here.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
Come here, come here.
No!
No!
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Fuck!
Fuck my life.
Come on.
Long 38 days.
You got back-
That is what you fucking aborted me!
Almost missed him.
But that's a fuck!
That's a fuck, son!
Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How are we doing?
and how we're doing.
You guys are all looking incredible today,
just like me right now.
Hi.
Good morning, beautiful.
So how are we doing?
How are we doing?
Twitch YouTube kick.
How are we all doing this morning?
Good morning.
Oh, did they really?
Super, that's fucked.
Super had some crazy silent drop tech on a new business.
There you go.
Trying to listen to my voice.
Yeah, Super showed me a silent drop tech and then they patched it.
That's tough.
That's tough.
Don't talk to my mustache like that, Ron.
What the hell?
I know I share this morning all the time. I don't shower right in the morning
Is when I got a wake up or like fucking four in the morning, bro
Or like earlier. Oh
Man
Oh shit
So tomorrow yeah, basically not tomorrow 645 I'm chillin
six forty five start times like sleeping in.
You know, the hasty days of the 98 month reset.
Thank you. So let's take the 17 shucks.
It's the fifty five's next late. Thanks to the primary.
Thank you. Good morning.
I had no I'm having my first breakfast right now.
Then.
second second breakfast will be prior before my deadlifts today
because I don't think I have any leftovers to get anymore sad sad day bro
Oh shit, so how are we all doing today, man?
You ate the last year's spaghetti last night?
Shit.
What about third breakfast?
Shit.
the
the
I
And long is an iron lung like spooky. I don't remember
I've not kept up with any movies lately, so I don't know
I don't know what she has right now prayer bell to be honest
Do I like scare movies? Absolutely not.
Nothing this weekend that's huge, damn.
Yeah, I'm scared of enough shit IRL, like people with too many cats in their house.
It's more unsettling, spooky.
Mm-hmm
It's your favorite kind of chips
About like no dip no dip is like
Kettle
They literally that like I like those big
fucking crispy motherfuckers
Crunchy as fuck
and then like they have like a pickle flavor that's insane
can't go wrong with like salt and pepper or salt and vinegar either
yeah blueberry pari thanks for the torch framer thank you
but you also if like you have like some dip that you're just using the chips
is delivery mechanism can't go wrong with like ruffles or something as long as you get the ones that don't break
oh exotic you're back dude
I've had it before. That's pretty solid. Honestly, I don't find the chip game being too different
at the big grocery stores anyway.
Yeah, if you guys missed it, while I was baiting people to use my new PC command for my by
power exotic, that'd be a good idea to docks himself for content and by content. I mean,
not content at all. And he probably almost got it in time. I'm surprised you're living
back on the platform. I'm literally surprised like the fact that you got an email separately
after they banned you for the day and you're back on your account the next day. I'm literally
in shock.
I
Didn't remember that we can I know I've I haven't looked into it at all Tyler. I
Mean I saw I thought it was I thought the person was trolling me yesterday that was talking about it in chat
So at least I mean I know it's real but now I haven't looked into it at all. I
Don't really like follow things that closely. I kind of just wait until it all like
concludes them like, oh, okay.
All right, my name is A.
My favorite thing to make at home.
I just like making all sorts of proteins.
Proteins are so satisfying because if you're just patient, take your time and know a couple of things that you're doing.
that you're doing. You can always make them like taste. I'm not going to see him pretend
like I'm a, you know, a chef, but my God, you know, just like a little, a little bit
effort with like a steak or something like that. It goes a long way. You know, just
try brining it or some shit. I just like a simple one day dry brine, reverse here
it that kind of thing is nice.
That looks like like today. Nothing crazy. I'm doing like five sets of eight right now. So
I think I'm only at like three hundred and forty pounds or something. I'm chilling.
Cook sous vide at all. So he's cool.
I don't really have a use for it though. Like sweet school.
But I think the only thing that would be nice about a sous vide is if you cook for a lot of people.
otherwise like when I'm at home I'd rather just like reverse here with like a smoker or something
mm-hmm
Big Richard, thanks for the primer, thank you
Suvi, I know a lot of people do that
Thank you.
to say, I know more than a chef, but that's kind of like, I feel like this is one of these
things that chefs do that don't matter.
You stirring the sous vide.
Like, literally, the point of the sous vide is it circulates the water and manages the temperature.
If you're doing it yourself, what the fuck is the point of having this learn to me
feels like a chef that just doesn't like the idea of not handling something and
doesn't want to let it just maybe he's right Spartan Jack but that just screams like I'm
doing something type energy I don't know crazy I've literally never been single in Vegas that's
why I moved out here I want to micromanage my sous vide yes chef
I guess she's writing back.
Yeah, I just think it now I'm going to say a MacBook or somebody will get it.
Oh, no, for all right.
I'm going to finish eating my
Blueberries here real quick in my oats, and then I'm going to react to something for Gatler and we'll talk about something
We'll see if we got any homies to come game
Don't you have a lead mod? I don't know who the fuck cares
Lead mod just bans the other mods like who cares?
Can't get it down to the
smallest.
The answer 33 Thank you.
You know, so this is the most
mods we've ever seen in my
chat.
I mean in general, bro people recommend a few places for you to live in Vegas
like Henderson Semmel and are like you can go to the north side to like Centennial Hills
just so that Centennial is gonna be a bit further out there but I know a lot of people
that like it out there it just depends I find that most people that live in Vegas they
They usually most people don't live there first once they figure out of what they like
then they might move there.
All right.
No promises wet socks.
I
Mother used to live on the strip machine into boulder suit. That's it. Yeah, that's a drive, bro
All right
I'll send the crypto market back, I think it's kind of funny. I don't know. I don't usually talk money type shit
I don't I don't really follow crypto like that either
I've made like two individual trades my entire life and they did really well and that's about it
and there wasn't really much to it otherwise index and chill index and chill
I am the boulder, bro, all right, me. Let me see a piece from so you can play a little
bit. Let's see.
This is a bitch doing...
PCR.
All right.
All right, so let's yeah, yeah
Where am I at on the 30k grand? I'm pretty close. I'm pretty close. I'm like 29,000 right now
He's getting himself some brekkie at the moment, all right
So I wanted to talk about this. I actually thought this is kind of like a fun thing to talk about
Mostly cuz well first off subscribe to the form clips and highlights channel so Gatler can continue to eat food
No, just like it's actually something that I'm interested in as well like as somebody that's been trying to schedule another FML.
I just kind of wanted to show you guys like what this looks like.
So this is it right right here.
here. So you can just talking about. I think the schedule is complete ass. You
can just speak sound about grueling counter strike schedule. And you know, you
get like the usual responses, but it's pretty usual. I think there's like more
to it. You know, people are going to tell you can be skipping events like
that's a big one. You could like, I can never feel sorry. This one was
hilarious. Like bro's referencing a tweet about a salary like five years
ago. And that means you just can't fucking average internet
behavior. Yeah, so basically, but like what I think they're
still missing is like, I think what people are missing here in
general, it will be interesting. And I'm curious what other
people think is. Do you think there's too many tournaments?
Or do you think teams get punished for too severely? Or
There's too much to miss out on if you do skip an event.
Like
That's kind of more so my
Feelings are look at the schedule. This is so I pulled up 2027
This isn't this year's but this is 2027 coming up
Just so you can have like an idea like so the the months that you don't see
December is the major right so Singapore will go to the 13th halfway through December and then that's player break
But
This is this is overall like your schedule which is fucking insane now
I don't think it's a bad thing that we have so many tournaments and CS. It's just more so I feel like teams
I feel like the amount of VRS that shifts from tournament to tournament
for invites can be really weird.
So I don't know, like.
The issue to me is how do they fix that?
Right? Like, how do they make it so it doesn't?
What if you could like freeze it?
What if you were allowed to like?
Freeze your VRS like your own VRS first?
I don't know, because then people could like gamify that.
But like something where you're not actively decaying because if I understand VRS correctly, a big thing that hurts teams is it's not the skipping the event, it's that you've played so many events that when you don't play another one, your old previous events that you played basically like your VRS wears off.
I think that's like and that to me is where you see like the recency part. So basically once the wind starts to subside, you get cooked.
See this right here? Read the recency thing.
So it basically like immediately starts losing value suit.
So I just wonder if there's like a way you got to get messiest in here, dude.
I know messiest would be sick, but I think like, you know, it's everybody's going to
take this and be like, yeah, you can just skip events.
But I do think that there's I felt that way too.
Not because I'm the kind of traveling or getting paid to play the game, but as
somebody just simply trying to find other, like, like just finding gaps in the calendar to run any
sort of CS event. That's kind of why I want to talk about it. It's from my own experience, somebody
that isn't playing professionally and just watches the games. And, and it wants to run my own
tournament as well. These events overlap so dramatically. And so, like, there's just
really no place to put events and so I don't know I don't know how like what
the solution is it first full problems dude I am happy that we have so many
events it shows the health of the scene in a lot of ways but also I feel like
teams do lose a lot of ERS because they don't constantly keep playing and they
can especially fringe teams like honestly fury up not so much but like if
you're if you're like in this, which is why I can't believe liquid is skipping PGL.
But if you're in this range right here, you can never say no to an event.
Now, imagine if you're stuck there, like, you know,
if you're here, you can just say like the event schedules to intense
from this perspective isn't really relevant of what I'm talking about.
But if you're Mongols to like pain gaming, these events, you can not afford to skip any of them.
You have to.
So and then if you can't afford to skip any of them, you know, your your schedule looks like this.
You know.
So.
And and, you know, if you skip and you say you decline, the person that gets
The next invite is usually the person's going to jump you, you know.
Um.
I don't know.
What the solution is, though?
That's why I thought this would be a fun video, like basically,
like in the comments, if people have suggestions, where they think.
And I said, I know people are going to be like, oh, yes,
they stay too juicy, lobster, too, buttery type shit.
You get paid a lot, blah, blah, blah.
But I do think there's like, we should constantly be trying to reiterate on
VRS and not just accept it as is, you know.
It's a pretty fluid system.
So like any sort of real criticism or like feedback that the community can
provide, I think is actually super valuable.
A lot.
Don't type ever again.
I don't know.
Slow do pretty smart with this shit.
You think there's anything that they could do?
In fact, editor take lots comments out there so bad.
Don't even let them show up on the screen.
What up, Jay Balin?
OK, so you got any ideas?
Literally like fucking censor his comments.
Yeah, but you don't think it'll ever happen.
Hit me with it. So what is it?
So those always got some interesting stuff
because those are the one that helps me pick
Dates and stuff for the events and news. He's not I'm not gonna flame him. He's not quite messy. Oh, sir, but he's like my virgin
What up city? He usually just asked messy. Oh, so chat
Maybe if you're asking incorporate like the top eight events over the last six months
So not punish them for missing events with a zero plus decay
Okay.
They're just going to incorporate like the top eight events over.
Oh, you're saying like it merges all the top, like how you performed at the very tippy top
events, like you're like somehow there's a classification for certain types of events
and then they get to maintain those for the year.
Yeah, I don't know.
Then that the downside for that would be like not as much movement, right?
I don't know. That's an interesting thing. You have to be able to protect VRS somehow
for a period of time. Yeah, but like, you know, then if you could, if you're allowed
to protect your own VRS and you could do it and like freeze it for the major, which
which is kind of, as soon as you eliminate the ability
that you're, for your own VRS to move,
it kind of kills the narrative too, right?
I think he means if you get second place
at eight tournaments and bomb out at the others,
it keeps the eight second places.
Ah, okay, okay.
Expand the time, the value event limit,
the event to participate,
you're all kind of solution, have downsides, yeah.
It's just like, it's a real, like,
To me, this shit's so interesting.
Um, like, this is actually like, you know, people, like I said, most people are talking
about this just from the standpoint of him saying there's too many tournaments to go
to and people are like, oh, you know, stop crying, which like, okay, fine, whatever.
But I think it's also like interesting to see how many tournaments we have and how
How do we like maybe make it so teams aren't so on the bleeding edge all the time?
Um, having more, I mean, having, I mean, first off lot that they didn't,
VRS doesn't get rid of open qualifiers.
It doesn't just most tournaments don't run them and they also they never did before anyway.
We haven't had true open qualifiers since like 2017.
You've had fake qualifiers where they run an entire qualifier for one remaining spot
while everybody else paid to be there or now
There's so many tournaments that they're most just aren't running tons of qualifiers. They're doing the same thing actually
There's usually there was a blast qualifier yesterday
There's gonna be an Atlanta qualifier coming up
They just don't do open qualifiers for major because when look at this
imagine your team
that played all of this for the entire year and
And little Timmy shows up maybe gets a favorable open bracket and little Timmy goes into the major
Is that a cool run? Sure. Okay. He'll probably get eliminated in the first group stage and that shit dies out
And then the person that played this entire schedules left out. That's kind of like stupid
Hmm like well Timmy's a piece of shit
It's just not really yeah
Look at 2027 it's so much worse
Oh
Yeah, so here's oh my god. Yeah, so dude look at August. Oh my bro. There's an expand all button in October
Guys I've never seen this there's a button to
Oh
All right safe to say I don't think fml2 will be in October chap the 2027 I got you we can eliminate that one
All right that one
Holy shit, bro
That's fucking crazy
of
I
Listen, I'm looking at this more from a perspective of like I've been looking to try to run my second land event
That's why when I saw you kinder say this, I knew people would flame him
But like do this. It's crazy man like
I'm not even trying to compete with these tournaments, but I can't even run mine without basically getting fucking absolutely
CS is suffering from success while other eSports are dying out. Oh, yeah, dude.
Our fucking our lobster is way too buttery right now, but also
If this is good, okay, if this keeps ramping up
Like this is what I mean. I was like we need to somehow VRS is gonna have to keep evolving and I'm sure will I'm just curious as to like what is the
What is the evolution of your next as we just have an absolute fucking clown
car of the schedule?
Our lobster is too buttery, but we have to fly across the world twice a week to eat it. Yes.
That's only because of gambling sponsors, though, because of all these events.
Of course, I mean, what do you
It's okay
I'm not saying you got to like gambling, but that's such a shit point
Have you looked at any anything around the world that it has anything to do with sports?
It's like saying F1 only exists because of like like you get I'm saying bro
There's an entire gambling operation everywhere. It's just like that is saying that as if CS is
exclusively running because of gambling and everything else is it like
it caved right allows these teams to have gambling
that no they just have little children that can't I mean okay
this this is eventually going to be an ad because I told you guys
I'll do like a prediction sponsor all that shit but I'll just
show you what I mean
okay hold on
No, it's not. Literally, I'm not signed yet. So this is not an ad, but I'm just using this
because like, you know, I always look at my sponsorship. Okay. I want you to look at this
will eventually be an ad. So just grow up. But I'm just trying to show you YCS. Look
Look at the volume here and look at how much they have as options, right?
This isn't gambling.
By the way, this is all prediction.
Smile.
Um, they don't even have props over here because people don't like go into them.
They have no volume on anything.
That's because literally I'm not like it's, I know it's like a joke, right?
We're having, we're having like big boy conversation.
It isn't, it's because they're kids.
don't they don't gamble they can't gamble unless they you know they go to a CSK site so you're not
there's no it's it's not it's a night like it's not that they can't take the gambling sponsors
it's that gambling doesn't want to do anything with them because their player base is too young
they got no money and they're not gambling like and that's not to throw shade that's just
literally the demographic like my demographic in here you guys are fucking primed and ready
You guys are 25 to 34 dude
Everybody like literally I have like less than 1% of my chat is below the age of 18
Like
Like the biggest demo in my chat is 25 to 34 and then and then it's 18 to 24
And then it's the one above 25 to 34. I don't remember the number. It's like 35 to whatever. I don't understand like
That's not normal right like for like gaming, but that's like kind of the CS demo as well
So when you're saying like the other games, you know
Can't get gambling sponsors or aren't allowed
They are not because they're woke or whatever you want to say riot caved and realized that a lot of their teams and stuff
that are in their leagues are getting absolutely hoes.
The problem is all of their audiences are basically children with no money.
And that's not that's where a counter strike on the other hand is different.
Thirty five. Oh, there's grown ups.
Yeah. So I'm just saying that that's like the big difference.
Like that's why CS is like, you know, everything's got the gamba.
But when you talk about like why Counter Strike has more gamba
or more predictions in the future, right?
Like that that's why.
And I mean, like I said, me taking a prediction sponsor
in the future, I know like I was sharing the site.
But I just I think hopefully that gives you guys a good visual right it was 600,000 in volume to $49
It was $600,000 to $49
What about league yeah, I don't know how league works I don't follow this closely, but I know they got rid of that for for
Valorant right
the
was a valid also mattressing heavy by Matt Rick's and everywhere
and
to everywhere all the time and it existed before it was like it's always existed that's all like that's what
motherfuckers it's always like that
oh no i don't usually really do shit like that often i'm sorry man thank you and that's not really
in my wheelhouse.
Like even even when like in just because gambling's banned somewhere
doesn't mean it doesn't happen. You know what I mean?
There's it happened.
All you can do is just be like diligent and trying to uncover it.
You know what I'm saying?
Funny enough, that's why like I always actually think that
he said combining up with.
the with steak was actually a good thing because at least with steak, they can start like finding
some of the bad actors, which is funny because like before none of those companies that ever
work with with the sick ain't no fucking way.
Well, I mean like Valorant's got like such a big matrixing thing in that they if you
guys don't know there's like an entire crypto casinos that run live odds on matchmaking
games and Valorant and they do the same and face it as well by the way, those ones
are fucking crazy. Oh, for sure styles for sure. Yeah. Although not surprised when you've
propped up like some of the biggest people that matrix NCS and basically killed one of
the biggest sponsors in the scene to force them to leave and then the valorant scene
said all good you did that in a different game bro go ahead and stream for us
full time I'm shocked that they have a massive match fixing problem
oh shit it's actually fucking crazy man
there's bets on how many times someone will tweet in a month it's actually
Those are predictions, sir.
Sorry.
You know, Duke, I haven't thought about it.
What is 100 thieves? Yes, sir? They just tweeted it.
Oh, shit.
Did I end the video? Fuck if I know, Gatlin.
I think there's a lot of fun stuff in there.
We'll wrap it up here so you can take this end part
and you can fucking chop it up however you want.
probably don't go full gamba because I'm not really trying to do a gambling
discussion with YouTube that'll fucking kill me
um yeah wait no the original point was what do you think they should do to
update VRS to basically accommodate teams for how many events there are there
we go let me know in the comments that was it we got a little derailed there but
I don't know it's kind of fun
I am so curious if like what they could do to help teams though actually with with like I mean this is this is just crazy now
This is just crazy right
Damn right boys then I gotta fucking work on it you know what I mean
No, no, that would be, no, no, that's the wrong one.
Now, like I said, the prediction sponsor that I've said to, yes, individually, isn't just
going to be for me.
That'll be for FML2, smile.
But, yeah, and now we won't become like there will be no like full on dedicated like we will
not be doing live updates every single day with like no nothing in my chats gonna change
because despite me not being anti prediction slash gambling I get so annoyed with people
that make it their whole personality so we will not be changing how we do things
and chat. As I'm getting older I become a hateful person. How do I stop? Probably start
talking to other people IRL on a more consistent basis if you can. Or just go outside and do
something in a group. Like most people just get stuck in the same routine and like don't
interact with people too much. Social media also like I'm just
like I literally pay sick out to basically interact with social
media. I don't I don't do that anymore.
Like it's
dead. Basically touch grass. Try to find like some group
activities off the fucking PC or off your phone.
And don't like social media at the end of the day is like always going to be everywhere.
And what you're doing, I'm just saying, just don't fucking go too far down the rabbit hole.
Once you once you start doing it all the time, it just becomes a fucking clusterfuck, you know?
Everything, the whole world is burning.
Everything is awful.
and you can't enjoy anything.
And yeah, you'll quickly find out that most normal people that
aren't like, terminally online, don't even know half the shit
that like, like online chat rooms, whether it's the green
app, the red app, the purple app. Most normal people don't
I don't give a shit.
Oh, shit.
Like, literally, they do not...
They do not care.
I love this chat, it's all this fuck,
cause I can ask opinions on washing machines
and I'll get five replies, damn right.
All right, now that I'm done looking
at this massive ass schedule, let's see.
Let me see how long until Pete's home.
.
A well so I didn't go through more to be honest.
I won't lie to you I didn't go through the interview I thought the headline was good though.
I'm not sure in Budapest, right?
Pretty sure.
Pretty sure we met in Budapest.
If my memory serves me right.
Oh, Pete's almost on my way.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's do this. Clues brackets announced. Yeah, you got the link. Where is this? This
DM server or server server we'll find out in a second I guess
Hmm long do you feel like it helped also thanks to the five mother is today here
You can consider setting roles as boosters or the actual boosters themselves, the actual
boosters if oh yeah we should do that too we'll do that we'll do that I'll make playoffs
but yeah don't don't um
well let's do this real quick I don't know why I'm hiding the dmip or whatever
you still look here at high levels I usually like to I'll probably run with p here in a sec I like
to just play with like one person at least. Hold on.
The amount of people that still use boosters is insane.
It's okay, luckily you can just separate their points
and call the people stupid that can't read.
I'll come with you as a coach yesterday.
We're just rolling around, man.
Pete was clearly the problem aware.
Dude, you can't just actually look even on a heater.
This event.
Let's get you.
Yucky.
Um, let's get yucky.
Let's get it towards you time.
and then it's his time, surely.
Hunter bounces back.
Actually, I need to look at, wait,
I need to look at the brackets, Loki,
before I do this, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fright shrill too hard, before I shrill too hard,
let me actually look at the brackets.
Oh, oh, so it's like this.
I mean vitality spirit or sorry vitality mouse as we all have seen okay wait that's not
wait wait wait
hmm
question is do I think fear you beat spirit or do I think spirit you're like I don't think
of work is through. Hmm. Hmm. I think mouse beats G2. They might lose the vitality.
We need a vitality player for sure.
Who are we getting now?
Flames?
I think it's underrated for the value.
We are so broke because of Don, holy shit.
Dude, Spirit's so ass to pick any players from.
Yeah, shit, dude, shit, man, fuck, we roll the
on
mobs time to mobs at one eighty four
listen as long as they just only play dust to you
mobs could be huge fine to you
I mean it's really the right amount it was meant to be
So I'm saying fear is bouncing back.
Here you go.
I'll link this in all the chats in a sec.
Give me a sec.
Twitch, I'll go first and then.
Remember, guys, remember, read, read.
You guys read this up here.
You see this?
the
Yeah, if I go do that.
Yeah, I figured this would be him, but I wasn't sure.
You saw nothing, Chet, you saw nothing.
Own five?
Nice.
No peeking at what I put my rolls, no peeking.
What up dude?
You went and got your breakfast dude?
Didn't pay that delivery fee?
Yeah, it actually cost me more, funny, funny how that works.
It's because your fat ass saw the whole menu.
Dude, I already got a few extra but...
The bro said I didn't get a delivery fee, I can't remember more food now.
I
Guess you guys put the APU in the second shit. I'm gonna DM real quick
Okay, so
Oh, I know no, I'm well aware of how good fall in the flashes are it's more like a stats given though
And do you got fresh cup
So do you have a Denny's your waffle house
And yeah, it's like a northern thing, I guess.
It's amazing.
What is that a northern thing?
Where are you from, Florida?
Hey, I have no clue.
It's a northern thing, man.
The breakfast.
What was on the beach talking about this shit?
The breakfast.
Yeah, I hope probably we'll be on there today.
First watch is from Florida.
Is it? I don't believe it.
It's a fancy Denny's or Waffle House.
I know they say it's a fancy version.
Oh no, dude, don't disrespect Waffle House like this. I love Waffle House.
Yeah, it was found in the Pacific Grove, California, fuck you Twitch chat.
Hmm, that's crazy big ass, let me go back and permabend him.
I'm about to.
Be a big slave.
Ever fought with Waffle House employees?
No, those are the people that ran security for my event.
I don't fight with them.
Zero-Zero thanks for being with me, thank you.
Hey, Zero, I appreciate you, man.
Crackout starts tomorrow.
So the games will be...
The co-streams will start again tomorrow.
How quickly does... Is it pro league next? What is next?
That's clues next. Oh, God. Jesus. It's on the 14th.
Wait.
All right.
Well, I went to Waffle House because he actually thought the house was Waffle's OK.
And.
Is that not good logic?
It's literally called Waffle House.
of
of
of
of
of
of
All right, man. My fork and knife
You tapped in with tiktok on what do you mean like I watch it
I mean tapped into tiktok when I'm pooping that's about it. I
Post on there, but that's usually sick. I'll post him on there
But usually I mean literally always
Tic-toc streams. Oh, yeah, I could try to boot it up today, but if the stream goes down just remember its choice fault is ready to see
Roger one sec
Alright, it breaks, it's his fault.
Alright, it didn't break, good job, you did good.
Uh-uh.
Question is, I don't remember...
There we go.
I should that's only for the coast stream sound okay
all right
yeah I'll invite you one sec sorry I was fixing something else real quick give me three seconds
Well, no, now I'm live on tic-tac. We're gonna go so now it works over there or how it works like we like
I know like they do we're sure we're like sharing and stuff
I'm using stream element stuff right now. There's other stuff too, like reshream and
some other things. Reshream is okay. I've had issues with their servers, so I stopped using
them. Stream elements relies more on my own reliability of network, which I prefer. And
And then, there's another thing that's like a better version of Restream that a lot of
big boys use that I want to use, um, but because a lot of the big boys use it, um, that service
gets targeted a lot for DDoS, so, um, I don't really, it's like, it's like probably
the best one, but also because a lot of people use it.
I don't know, you guys are giving me shit on TikTok.
That's huge.
Thank you.
I thought TikTok was blocking us.
So I don't think so.
They did it at one point, but.
I
Was washed through
The falcons kit was evil the falcons it was hilarious I
Want to know who's riding these for ESL dude
Whoever's right in these three SL needs like
should just be I don't know they better be full-time staff that's what I'm saying
because I know at one point they're making the cast well not making they
weren't making the castors do it I think a lot of the castors enjoyed doing it
wait what's the guy who is also sickly ready to record some shit today just like
keep getting ideas because I'm down to just kind of rip it since we're behind
and by the way I mean me all the guy that writes the skits so it's not the
casters anymore they actually have somebody doing it thank you boomer that's
good because I know for like pearly a lot of them are like cast your skits
and shit
all right let's run it
of
the
We need this.
All right.
I guess no, no, hope you today.
No, it's not going to be under there. He might be on tonight.
and
and
the
What the hell dude, literally all my mods see me start playing like let me get out of here.
I'm not lying. I don't know.
Let's just run some more. Yeah, I guess.
I love Jackie. Yeah, that's kind of Pete. Oh, sorry about that. That's a nice guy Pete
All right, yeah, okay, I didn't invite you good. I still in the same of the scouts sometimes I
Dinked him to the wall dude. I got a ding but not the ding that I wanted
What the fuck?
I wonder if we got Dallas.
Yeah, this early in the day we got a non Chicago is kind of crazy.
What is it?
Because you might have, is it LA?
I think it was Dallas.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, if you don't have a little warning and I don't have a warning, I think it means
it's Dallas.
We're so back.
We got a literal hamster on our team, bro.
How do you feel about that?
I'm not playing ancient with randoms.
I'm not playing, ban ancient, ban ancient.
Yeah, 100% ban ancient.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm pretty sure somebody just lied about that on point.
Oh mom you can add vertical scene for OBS on tic-tac- no it should be vertical no.
This is canvas.
I mean yeah you have a vertical one though, it should be.
Yeah, that's right. It didn't give you a warning.
I got mine
We got a burst lock on the premises bank in one truck all three and all three in front of you
Yeah, I'm just a body shot. Wow, I was looking at the fucking radar
It'd be like that
Not used to somebody actually playing and calm on a pistol run. That's like some psychopath behavior
I mean like pop off is just not what I was expecting
Lucic what is it not vertical?
A DPI sense 1.5 800
I
Think on isn't gone and they're like they played three a fuck room truly
Not locked in I'm not locked in even more coffee
As you work I said pretty good
So, he's just a dead icon. That's a dead icon, dead icon.
You guys should tech line armor and rush con with the first two spawns.
Green and yellow. He's playing in there every round. So, you guys should have, you'll get
a chance at them for sure.
I'm sending these first two at the con guy because he's played in there every run.
Yeah, just run it down at the con. Don't let go of W. We'll try to meet up with you for mid.
Dude, have they not killed him?
No, that's actually so free. What is going on in this game?
Early morning games, dude
That's my monster. Yeah, dude monster monster in the middle of the day bro. Come on. No, come on. No
I need one of you to take any water control possible, I'll flash you in.
Bathore is gonna go Khan.
One of you guys here, Panther.
Lucky, I think I'd rather go reverse than these guys.
Okay.
Alright, fall plump, fall plump.
You want me to just fall plump?
When you come dead, when you come tribute.
They can go short on the aircon over here.
I killed there's one more console one more console is good for you come come with
yellow we go no yellow yellow I'm trolling I'm trolling I throw a different
I get right up against the bench is gonna be weird as fuck. No, you gotta go way lower. It's a crouch jump throw
Like down down down straight down straight down straight down down down down down down down down down down down
Just like this right you sit little come stay. Yeah slightly to the left of the cum scene
Now we're not on face there and now we're not on face there and now man, we got a lock in
stream
Rose high as hell
You just want to chill and run around, you dog.
I can flash.
All about that.
Dude, throw the fucking Molly game.
You haven't flashed for the ladder?
Yeah, I do.
Flash the ladder?
No.
Yeah, I'm done what a swing
Nice be one up one up you're with the random remember that
Stream went through what's where the mythic games last night not great
I
Open the door walks and then insta-wide swings me perfectly
I love that that's my favorite. I love this shit so much it up and gone
Yeah
One's in con, they're shooting me, they're swapping me.
Alright, get ready to go through, watch out.
Go, actually go that way, it's fine.
Top con one, and ensure it.
Two coming down con on me, two down con and one in short B.
I shouldn't have pushed that while they were in short.
I need this so bad right now.
There's like three towards short right now, Pete.
Two more on that side of the map, still.
That is round the fucking wall.
Thank you.
I'm looking too much like me.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh
I'm scrolling right now easy right in the forehead, dude
Well, do you know if they're paying you you're streaming up eat take it back
He dropped me he dropped me
Yay
It's a good way to promo.
I don't remember how to throw this Molly, it's been like, it was like right here I think.
short tag two or three times
one monster
we should just go ahead
and kill that one with
it's going to be the only guy
sure
uh... yeah the steam 2B
Watch me pretty early.
Watch me throw it in the front bank.
Oh.
Is he keep retching?
He's retching.
What is this smoke?
I'm going to open the box.
I'm going to open the box.
Dude, what is that fucking smoke?
Ah.
Ah.
Fuck.
I should just save up on top of the box.
How did they have that?
I
Man I think I gave him like a perfect walkout smoke
He tried to throw a bank and it like wait in front of a PC instead so the guy could
Walk out on my left when I was also holding his head shot. So I don't know
I still wiffed, I should have killed him
How can this a fucking coach curse?
How fucking dare you?
Oh my bad Trump
Actually you know what?
It probably was my fault
I wasn't there y'all
100% too low
That's what I'm saying
Vibes are off
Yeah, vibes are off
I was thinking the same thing
Vibes are off man
See as soon as he said it I was like
Uh, put it on
I didn't call enough tax for a trap
We never call a tax
That was the problem
He's already ashore. I can't even hear the door open. Intra, Intra Lesser.
The door is not blown open either. That was kind of sick. That was kind of sick. That
was kind of sick. It didn't hit him, but like, let's pretend it did. That was sick. That
That was fucking sick.
New picks of the 18, thank you.
Where'd you get that for?
Yeah, we lost both our games last night.
That's what we were talking about.
Maybe you guys were talking about footy though.
You never closed the door now? I did. Unless it glitched. I definitely closed it.
He's close mid.
God, I missed it.
One's rotating from B.
of
the
fact that
the
fact that the
the
I think it's a nuke team just now yesterday. I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, I feel like sometimes I hear the squeaky door like on overpass across the entire map
and the other times I feel like I'm right next to it and never hear it.
It's weird.
Hey man.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, what is it?
I
Was insured one insured be they're gonna rotate they're gonna have a retake
I'm speeding up be
I was trying to figure out where to go through on the smoke.
He's like a little bit to the left, a little bit to the right, a little bit to the left,
a little bit to the right.
On the other plate against Abu, I have, you don't want to see me get one big, but
I think Chad just linked it to you.
Hey, wait, you know what chat undefeated undefeated Versa and I played him an FPL light work light work
I'm gonna keep I'm gonna go right on again right on again
Please move please please do trip do trip you guys need to get off my nuts
I just shot it and made it really awkward, but the left of it comes in.
I
Missed it a little bit
You miss it to the left so maybe
I'll maybe I was like yeah, you were looking at mine. I think you're looking at my
The editor the editor guys
It's there I see it I swear only 1,700 years low key wait do we already have 1,700 an hour and a half in let's go, baby
Ready for your game? 5 hours? What do you mean? I don't have a game tonight.
I might throw a native for shits.
1700 bots? Perfect. Can we activate the subbot portion of it please? Thank you.
Damn. One... One con.
Yeah, um, he's gonna come down to the column, I think I heard him drop a gun on the top.
Actually, you said on Mondays connector?
No, I was.
You should move it.
Probably Sunday, it'd probably be the easiest for next week.
Chad, are there matches?
Are there coaster matches next week?
Let me double check the strikes.
I think Sunday would be good.
I don't know what the fuck your time zone is, the time when my cct match, oh yeah no we
don't play cct, we, I still don't know why they're putting up the games like they don't
know we've worked it out, yeah I know I do.
Yeah, we're not playing CCT. We're not allowed to stream it, so...
Come on, come on, chum chum!
I'm gonna play con.
I'm gonna hold out for a minute.
Watch the barrage.
three out three out three our monster
take down
I got dinked like a li-
well no guys, cct is exclusive with k
that's why I don't see any of the games on cct
or like I'm not saying you don't watch them but like
you know what I'm saying
What's CCT there you go see I'll buy I'll buy don't worry about me
Somebody spoke monster I'll play be rotator and can we get some deady monster players?
When did I buy my Vulcan way back in the day man?
Or as 1920 1440
Although I just realized my vertical stream on tiktok didn't set up, but Loki is kinda
nice that way.
I don't know what people prefer, do people actually watch in vertical the full time?
two con damn bro my bad damn I'm gonna say cuz I think on vertical you could
like turn your phone though yeah I think I'm gonna I feel like this one's better
now I think people prefer to turn it or you think they prefer to keep it upright
all the time I don't know it's a meaning of your 5-7 name your age you're
showing. You're not old at all. All done. Google my my five seven
name. It's something. It's something bad. I think. Yeah, you
know the song. There you go. There you go. We did have a
three five but all good. I got home.
That was unfortunate.
It's a 9-Mirror 5-7.
Go, go, go!
2 or 3. 2 or 3.
Come on.
Two up there. Two up after us.
They're running up there.
The entrance side.
Smoke!
I don't know.
One is already inside guys.
They're fighting me at the bite one or two
I actually said back fuck you beat him in
Guys take a down towards the bank for APC
Okay, good. I just like I saw one keep fighting here and they said they and I but it didn't look like that radar was a different guy
So I was like, oh shit
I'm sorry man
Every day man, what's going on with the Mormon Internet over there, dude
I feel like I've always heard people have like weird like bad internet in Utah and I
don't know why.
Dude, why are you up on my nuts, man?
Two site. One pit, one site, planting.
I thought he finds out what's shaking, who's...
Shaking or quaking?
I haven't really played any cheaters so they're so no no guys no chat your
Mormon knowledge is lacking here guys there's more there's more than so
thing guys you can actually get paid to shake I believe yeah you guys all right
because you guys aren't close to Utah's I am sorry you guys will you guys will
I don't understand
Wait, judge are low key why don't you just like become a full-time shaker and then move to the spot
Something just just line up
I'm just jumping on the bed, I'm not making money.
Ha ha ha ha.
Nah, nah, I'm good, I'm good.
Pete, call Flash, I got you.
Have a mag, Flash?
Awesome.
Three.
Four, all four, party, all four.
All four, gentlemen, root today.
Coming up.
Need help need help
Holy shit
it in and then don't move well I live close to Utah so these are very valid reasons for us to know this
I
Washing monster flashing monster
Yes, so they're the they're not the ones doing it somebody's paid to basically, you know
I
Actually wait hold on now that the old on Pete's actually brought a very real
Variable into this. How does that work?
No, no, I don't think he means the person jumping I think he means that people participate
The answer
All right, Pete
the
I'll uh, I'll start the play.
Uh, smash face for a 33 month permit, any other permits?
Pardon, forget it.
Does anybody like, subscribe, follow?
We got all the apps now dude.
I'm going to come. I'm going to come.
They just ran him down and TK them with a
Mac 10
I'm all good. All right
Not bad
Right this guy just literally fucking ravaged his teammate though like he just kept relentlessly
Spraying in with a Mac 10 he full body shot sprayed him with a Mac 10
I needed I'm either who they killed the J. So I'm a guy who was talking I
Have a more muted. I don't I don't know
I have no idea bro. Just me I just needed him. Oh, I just had to command on the whole time. I didn't know what they were saying. Oh
You can't see them. Thank you
No
I mean, if you want to turn off their names, you can do that too, yeah, but I mind what
So mine does feed is it mine just like invite you by the mind just like just
meets all their shit.
He.
Are you playing?
No, but I'm watching Pete like go through every fucking setting.
There's a search button, man.
Oh, nice.
I didn't know that was there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on Pete says he doesn't play this game wins 74. That's wins. That's not guys
No, no, let's pull up his hours. Let me pull it. Let me pull up
I'm gonna pull up his hours real quick guys. He doesn't play this game. Hold on one moment, please
Pete is currently at 130 hours in the past two weeks
I wouldn't be sitting here scrolling through the settings. It's half a console command
Where's that 17,000 hours as well
Is it while maybe you didn't type anything you just click the search button
Thoughts
Thoughts search something without typing it. We're so bad
Computer all over again. Oh, no, not that
Yeah, brush stream full-time and fucking loves CS what you want from you guys. Hope you next into your primary
Thank you Dima. Thanks to the form of power. Thank you
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, I have a phone.
Oh yeah, that's right.
I'm not sure if I have two months to go.
You just have to fuck it?
You just have to fuck a phone or?
Uh, a little bit.
And I needed to win that $1,000.
That's on the comeback of 100 years?
Good man.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
come back to 100 years. It's good. It's good. I mean, I talked
about a lot of my YouTube, but it's good. Thank you. I can beat
mine. I mean, they're also not just trying to buy a core and
get some stickers and fuck off. They're actually trying to build
it to you, which is good. Minecraft.
So there's a few, do you want to like, can you watch or run?
No, you just shut up, Jojo. You just kill something called
the Ender Dragon. You basically do a bunch of shit.
You go throughout the world.
It's like makes it sound simple you you gather a bunch of things and resources it takes time
No, it's like one of the like it probably take like you Pete if if nobody told you what you're doing it take you a while like days weeks
Probably to fucking long enough probably I've never played a game for that. I'm saying if you it depends on like how much you
You know you research outside of the game. He did
He never gave up without beating it, like he just never got it.
He tried for like a week or two also by the way.
Aaron makes a 21 month out with his chat helping him.
Yeah. I was in there in helping him.
Yeah, let's just see. It was an experience that I'll never do again, but it was a lot of fun.
Let's just meet them up.
What do you like?
What was the experience?
Alright, let me see.
Show the email you made, JoJo.
The new one that you made just today.
Fucking quickly in the YouTube chat.
Oh, okay, hold on. I gotta do something for playoffs tomorrow.
No, you guys need to do some TV.
Hold on, let me see something real quick.
I don't, I don't think ESL knows how the coast stream feature works dude quickly
Yeah, you're so much for the 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50 fucking gifted members
on YouTube.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Jesus.
Quickly, we talked about this.
You still don't have to just drop 50 every time we show up.
Although he isn't here.
Hey dude, we meet again
Are we gonna get these fucking dubs or what they're plomb?
Maybe I'll shit in band ancient. Oh, thank God it got bad
I think so. I'll thank God
What did you guys do you guys play it? Did you guys play it or no?
What do you want to not play we just played overpass we just played dust
I love I love new I just don't like playing new with randoms
Now not to feel so bad about my creative premium god damn it Julie you've been rocking creative premium
Is the cbc out tonight?
Am I going out on the night? Yeah, I'm 58. I gotta get some homies. Like
My life now that's a good son
of the
of the
of the
of
I'm going to kill two and then well.
Yeah, see me if I plant it on that right corner.
No, no, no.
On my right is left.
Yeah.
I'll see.
Flava, I like your videos.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I will add, you better fucking plant the bomb next time, buddy, in the video.
Okay, me next to the 5 month timer, thank you.
Sorry, it's bright for the best, you didn't see that run. I said it.
Oh, okay. Alright. Alright. Alright, well, they actually, yeah, I'm having fun playing him for now. Alright.
Chad, this is so sad that he promised Prime forgives.
What's creative premium? Creative premium is the name I give out block that people run on YouTube.
I just tell people to watch or they gotta watch.
watch you play cct today absolutely not don't know why they're out in the
match they we fought for the first one we told them we're not playing the event
I got spent.
You got one.
She's one more lane.
I got baited so hard.
Sandbags in, man.
Sandbags in.
I'm banana with them.
Team.
I'm in the bush.
Move your asses.
One sandbag.
Ah, come on.
They're just walking around them?
Yeah, we're going to have a rea-
This is OK, OK, OK.
Yeah, we got a-
This is still an XM.
This one's going to be tough.
I'm going to have to play my life. We're going to have to send them in first.
Don't try to micro them. Don't even worry about it.
Don't even speak to them. Don't even look at them.
Just give them a different encouragement.
Yeah, I just woke up. Just coffee.
Thank you, thanks for the next web-timer. Thank you
Now they just need to dump just wait a sec just wait a sec
They got one more made for you, let's see now
I got it I got it
You got a banger?
I got balcony.
Fucking, do you guys have any, you two?
One more, one more hurt.
They don't have any nades.
Oh my god, this shit's so free.
I'm going to throw up.
What?
Is it bro?
They're just showing yellow.
Just be for the team, you know.
one arch arch arch arch yeah arch yeah arching pit just wait there orange
one inch B on arch what what i'm flashing you're out of halls okay get ready
what is that guy doing
one site 20 inch B site
I'm dead.
The fuck is that?
Get the shit.
Just walking to my crossroads. I love it.
I'm not peeking me, I'm just switching it easy.
Just smoke spawn, smoke spawn.
He has ult.
Yeah, he crashed, we're done.
I'm dead.
I got him.
We should throw smoke here anyway.
Eric, I'm gonna drop you my smoke.
Don't move on the nerd spot.
I'm in the open now, I'm gonna die.
Yeah, you keep those smokes.
I'm gonna keep those smokes.
Alright, throw in the flashback.
I just smoked arches.
The guy's on the front of him, he plays the 9th sap.
Yeah.
Hey, oh fuck, hey.
They're turning on the roof now.
Coming banana, coming banana.
One more banana.
Pit should be heard.
uh banana guy went back to CT i think or i think that should be c2
alright he just has a 5-7
what you doing?
There's an AK down in lane purple.
I
Thought it's much less like yeah
Refurther's just no fucking way
You're falling for photoshop shit and then posted it with your first time goddamn it right here
You're leaking your IQ in my chat goddamn it
I've seen about 50 different posts of different games saying shit like that today.
I could drop your orange.
Thanks.
One of you dropped me an address so I can't beat some.
Oh my god, I'm getting done a lot right now.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Say a name, say a name, say a name to me next time.
Sorry, sorry.
I will drop you.
I will drop you this.
I'm gonna need crossbow
Flash behind left, you have bomb
oops
he's probably back off i would guess
oh he's out
oh man
run away
I
Take is my friend long please don't kill him. Sorry. Sorry. Wow, dude D
Aki jakey in my chat
big fan bro big fan
He got he got me a few times I think I think he got me once
Looks like he looks like he took a fat mage right to the forehead last round
top top top top top nice good trade
good bomb guys go be your teammates are gonna be like 10 years
one is top man
can you grab the bomb brother?
the red's hitting
two red's hitting me I'm behind
you are with coup troops drop the ego you're with coup troops drop the ego
I need this win.
You're right, you're right.
You dropped the fucking ego, buddy.
Put the deagle away and put it to sleep.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're right, you're right.
Handle the round for me.
Close it out.
The goof trip literally has a knife out this way.
Let's go.
Huge!
Huge!
Thank you, Jakey.
Confirm for FML2.
Hell yeah.
You want us to come through?
Hell yeah.
What's this rank right now?
What's this rank right now?
16,000 ring? Damn
I
Got double ops T-side inferno, what the fuck
stop flushing me he's fucking emo you're flushing me
his backside
his lube box remodel i don't know which one
my fucking
his emir triple they're not moving because one of them has an off in the other one that's
15 hp we're going to be here the whole round
pick up my triple get your ass in here smokes fading i don't get it
I told you they wouldn't move any collapse of the end
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This shit is my literal hell
That's not clunky they don't go in
You were clunky you were baiting plom
Yes I was, you want to know why?
I said emone triple blink
They don't know where it is apparently
I said triple emone they're looking CT spot-in-smoke
I
Can't work with this man. I shot okay nice shot
Three there's three there's three there's three fuck up. Go Pete. Yeah. Yeah, I gotta get out of this
God dammit, I literally ran out then I saw you run in then I started running in then you ran in to be
I
Shit's a mess dude. No way. He's no way he's doing this
Dude they dropped me the bomb to orange. They only want what do you want me to do?
I need to go try to get a kill. I'm trying to run a guy down, man
Shit if I comes alive when the entire team's dead so we can hot people because they run at him I
Mean this in the nicest way possible
No, I mean we sat behind the mid smoke for 15 seconds like they got they have feet they visit the 45
Thank you
This game is so troll this feels like the face of games they're like once you get 3k elo, this is basically what it is one car
I
There's two they're fucking they're playing triple B one CT one site, so they're playing 3D every fucking run. Oh my
Yeah, certified actually is an AWP
You hear this
No, oh, it's my JoJo griefing you
I
Yeah, let me let me just catch words read
How do I mute this fucking link if I ever watch a game like that again? I swear to God
Okay
Just just don't don't here. Let me go towards me. They playing three there anyway
I'm scared, they're playing 3B pretty much everywhere.
Just speed up all guys, go up all, 2, they're so scared in there.
You are, you are, you are in the front of them.
These guys still aren't our holes yet.
They're still not our holes.
They just now made it out of holes.
Just now.
I feel so mean but like also it's like come on man we got to go boys
I know some people get I don't know some people are like
Well I care but like also like
It ain't that deep
come picture and picture Olympic curling. Yeah.
Got this boys.
Jump forward.
I think he's close.
I can flash top left for you.
Hey man, I'm in.
Oh my god.
Tomorrow day.
What do you smoke?
Topham.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
My triple, my triple.
I got it, I'll do it then.
Okay, yeah, eat.
No idea how to buy it.
Oh!
Yeah, me.
One CC, one CC.
Passive protect you remember this back all one
All cool trips, thank you
That's guy
Your teammates low stratified
No
See I ballers get demolished. I did not
What's my highest rank ever I mean I hit I've hit number one on the leaderboard one of the seasons
I can't remember which one I didn't hold it the whole season, but I was up there. I
Don't know like 32 or 30
I don't know what I got. What I was number one. I don't remember what the reckless last season was 32
Oh
Nice nice careful mid careful mid
Compete going. Oh, I didn't hear the fucking smoke extinguish fuck
He's lurk hopping all
I
Can't believe
Hit number one with the comp in that season. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't know if I just got really lucky like all the cheaters
Just like didn't find my games or if like they all took a break
I mean ours I have like 26k, I mean I'm not sure how like
I would never tell anybody that it's because now watchers games to your side I know because Twitter doesn't actually watch any games and they just fucking sit on Twitter and brainwrot
I'm down by flash the same bag oh first day I'm back aren't you I see me it's blocking me
I have one for Karnau.
I'm just waiting.
Hold coffin.
They're not pushing.
Goosh me, dude.
Re-Banan?
Flash.
He's boosted.
They're going in.
They're going in.
They're gonna kill me, apps, push stuff, apps.
That's one guy, brother, one guy, one apps, one man.
Another one mid, and they got the booster on a mid.
Why would they not?
They were four alive, but your math is not mathing, sir.
Yeah, but fuck.
I was just making up.
I got that.
Bruce just fucking panicked all the time that he doesn't want to admit it.
of the
of the
four
What do I got when I am I mean vitality is kind of geared up for another one to be honest
Spirit fury unfortunately don't look very strong at the moment. They don't look awful that nobody actually look like even vitality
I would say doesn't look super strong, but they have to be the favorite
What do you mean?
Oh, like, like, who's running what?
Like, oh, he is there.
Fuck.
Damn
I don't know like
Lever signs up for it probably like sir or if it uses our normal roster it could just probably ring like two can do it
All that thanks for 39 month recent thank you
Oh nice try nice try
Save it
Yeah, double ops on a holy shit. Let's go
Mp7 over MP5 MP5 I think it's still kind of bones
The recoil pattern on the MP5 doesn't feel good because it has a lot more horizontal kick, which is just like not I
Mean as the S players like pretty much all the guns were used on a consistent basis now vertical
two
Like majority of it especially
The rifles and I feel like the mp5 has a little bit of side to side in it
The the mp7 feels like more like a rifle. I still think the mp9 is actually better
But the mp9 is more situational, but if you get the right situations, it's more rewarding
So that's why I still kind of prefer the mp9, but the mp7 is like better all around
that's on the umpits all right
of
the
of
the
of
Good job. Good job.
Oh, dude, I was just about to turn to see what fucking utility has.
Naked.
Two banana.
One apartment.
It's coming out of the box.
It's going to hurt.
Oh, I'm so stupid for that.
Check your blood.
You ever pooped your parents?
No, but I am 30 plus, so...
Yeah, I'm gonna clear.
So, like, everything's possible.
Oh
Basically like 30 plus like your whole relationship with pooping changes you understand
That's so like it hasn't happened yet, but like man
I
Fighting equals opening case that's what I'm saying then at this point like I'm lucky
I kind of need a metamuse to sponsor that should we go crazy. I'd love to promote that
What's the what's the call here which ones you won't be
What do you want me here, I'm gonna need corner when they come up
I will I will
Trying to need this first
In first
She made him. Yeah, I'll show you now
I'm making the sub chat, but I think that's right
Maybe it wasn't I'm not blind
I'm gonna be
I'll be honest, I don't know if that flash hits, I don't want to lie to you
I'm not watching
A bomb has been planted
I'll see where 5, let's see, let's see if it updates
Terrorists win
Hold, hold, hold, hold
I don't know man, you gotta get fucking and do up knot
Sleep until fucking 3 p.m.
Good luck
As I say, I don't I don't think he's actually like I've been keeping tabs
I don't think he's walking up before or gone live before 4 p.m.
Since we stopped her challenge
Streaming him do up
Scout maybe you can get it
You're scouting bro
You wanted to come here
Yeah, yeah
It's a push up. It's crazy.
Yeah, they're all waiting. They're waiting in the mirror.
I mean, man, you pushed your maps at 120.
Laying down smoke.
Smoke like that.
Two jumping. The bomb's going towards me.
He's like jumping up and killing me.
I
You're gonna groove it. I know I mean I should have killed you
One coming up you ready
One down
one more one more
bombs on first or second
go through now while he's planning
he walked it off
can you take these for me
for me and then I'm gonna run it down here and just make sure you can buy next
don't go below don't go below 1500 don't go below 1500 no I know it's fun
I gave you a Molly so when we do this Molly Molly is gonna be in so I'll call flash get ready
I
Fucking shit, I just told you I
Want to go down insta that would have been free also leave this fucking glitch isn't this a fun glitch we live in front of nice nice nice
I'm dead.
It's too big.
He's like I can flash.
Like he doesn't let me call the flash.
He just...
Fuck off.
That's one thing though.
A lot of NA people don't like...
have that concept of...
working bait.
Do you do profile signs?
I do, but for channel points
actually take the native control. Yeah I wanted the insta flashes it started.
Let me just come be, let me just come be, yeah the card flashes, yeah that's not bad.
I went, let's see.
That's cool. Let me just come be and take you with you.
Yo Blank can you play, think play arch?
I'm getting the move jacked.
I press tab and cycle on my check and UD damage to see if my HEs are hitting.
time lives off of this
Andrew
two stairs
yeah gotta leave me leave me leave me leave me
oh god
I'm going up man, he's tired.
Missile 1, 2, 3.
Come on, balcony.
Nice.
I got one, I got one, eleven assists, let's go baby.
Yeah basically like if you just check your UD at the end of the round to see if your
cheese are hitting people especially on B.
Back to B, back to smoke down B blink and molly close.
Just molly close, just molly close, don't worry about it, just molly close.
Molly close and run to sandbags, like just molly it on the run and then make sure
you look at the wall so you don't get blind.
They're in banana hold on hold on back up back up link
You should leave you should leave give me a smoke give me a smoke quick
And you're gonna take this your pharmacist from
Hey, they got over you see let's go
I'm trying to bait him into shooting so I can see if he's in the air.
I don't...
...fuck, alright.
And maybe go like, uh, triple?
Okay, one banana. I can flash above you when I come in.
I'm not in yet. Just keep...
Flash above you, flash above you.
I don't know, there. I'm searched.
Mb.
I flash above Coffin.
I killed the planner, but they got it done.
I need you to be here with me or we're going to just have to concede it like instead of
Oh fuck. Maybe get MP9, so we can take it with the nades. Honestly, you could be really
greedy. Maybe smoke down and just send it, and then I'll par flash for you. Orange don't
block. He's gonna block you, I can feel it in my fucking veins. Flashing for you.
I didn't make it into the matter.
Exactly.
Like, I'm just, I'm isolating the long guys from the bottom.
Like, we're isolating them.
That's tough.
Back to the slums.
That shit was tough.
I mean the slums.
Ugh.
Yeah, that was awful.
I don't know.
Dude better or worse, probably would have been worse actually but, god damn.
Huh, and the nuke would have been more fun.
Alright, is it time to go play face of the adder?
Absolutely not, hell no.
No, I didn't mean to be talking about.
Dude, I think face is better.
I think players are better, I don't think the experience is better.
Pete, when's the last time you had chocolate milk?
Oh my lord, that's a great question.
I don't know years and years and years very long time.
I think you need to get some kind of eat some.
You need to get some chocolate milk right now.
You're just not feeling, you know, and I don't cry anymore.
You some Chucky milk, Pete, dude.
He does.
I might be talking to him.
It's true.
Yeah, it's true.
And I wait, is the fair, fair life protein shakes count that are chocolate milk?
Yeah, dude, those are pretty much just chocolate.
OK, then, then, yeah, then I have them all the time.
For a protein, you know, like, yeah, just taste like milk.
Dude, the legit I was drinking those nonstop
for a year when I was working out. I love those things.
Dude, I had a tracker based on the five, 10, 15, 20,
fucking gifted exquisite Willie.
fake this can't be real he said this is straight because it just tastes like chocolate milk bro
where is the protein how is there so much in there it's magic it's pretty awesome
thank you that shaker oh man that was such a grief was a fun get yeah it was not fun for
for you guys to watch, because that was terrible to play.
So we spoke, though, it's just how it is sometimes.
Just how it goes sometimes.
Well, that's inferno know that inferno sucks.
But like. Yeah, that's right.
I wish people didn't know it was me in games,
because I think it makes them more nervous.
I appreciate you taking care of that guy.
Give me my chat, call me fat, man.
That's crazy. I mean, he's true. He's not wrong, but that's crazy.
Do that though.
No, like, I, I mainly banned them just cause he said you were so skinny.
What the hell happened?
Yeah.
Clearly he's fucking old as shit.
That was 20 years ago, man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck, Eric?
What dude, I'm an authority, that's looking good bud.
Thanks man, appreciate it, looking sharp, looking fresh.
Appreciate it, feel good.
How do we not have any backup here?
I've been nervous with that. No, I know, that's what I'm saying.
I feel like it's just like, I feel like the players on my team are probably stronger.
A lot of the time if they just didn't know I was in the game.
they're on the other team last game.
They did beat me.
They're better.
And their skig's really cool.
Uh-uh.
Damn!
Damn.
Damn.
You gotta pee out of your bag.
Don't worry, I saw it, don't worry.
Okay, I like it all, Lord.
I got that I got that get the wireless headphones to be wet
Ben ancient I'll be back damn I'm playing a five-stack
And this early in the day, oh damn
I guess we just hope we go deep in wait Pete you've never played superpowers
I've never what oh my god fuck never played what I have to leave I have to
leave in like 10 minutes remind me that I said that okay clip it
remind me after you're hot maybe clawm remind me powers super powers I'll just
That works. Yeah, no, it's so many.
Okay.
How long you gotta be going for?
I'm just gonna get a phone, so not that long.
Yeah, man, did you already like...
You already know which phone you want, or...
Do you ever need to keep this?
Okay. I got you.
I didn't know. I didn't know if you had one or not.
Dude, I haven't had a phone in two months, and I've barely noticed.
Like, it doesn't affect my life.
like dude I don't use my phone that's good though
I don't know we should all do that man the only plan is
what's up gentlemen
what up do you want to
how are we doing how are we doing
You gotta make sure you're going up.
Go midday. Go midday.
It's alright.
Give that flash to PTR, bro.
Yes, sir.
I got more Hogi, Peter.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, god damn it. Get this. Here, Pete.
Pete, pick this up off the screen.
Pete, pick it up off the ground.
Where are we going midday?
Midday.
Okay.
Lookie, I think they somehow ruined...
it up the map or some shit. I mean, you've been kind of putting it on, bro, to be honest.
anorexics before, so now I'm just more back.
Uh-huh.
I can't even spell that, so like, what now?
Oh, Lisa.
The camera's playing.
What do you think?
The camera.
It's got a lot going on.
Let's go, boy.
There's got a lot of vowels in there.
That's what I'm saying.
It's got a lot going on in there.
Fuck your shit.
For some reason.
that's aggressive
I was high in the thirty-three dude
got my metamucilin already
okie fucking
I'll try the mp5 chat
and then also I'm getting some Advil right now
I don't know when you're older you'll understand
oh shit I fucked it up
a PI open up
told you
So I'm saying once listen anybody that's 30 plus in our chats will tell you that it's a necessity
when you get older buddy you understand everything at all
trust me
let's give it like
give it like
what are you 25?
give it like
24
give it like 2 or 3 more years
especially if you keep door dashing give it like a year to be honest
here to be honest
it's your brother
still levels of things
no idea brahman
he killed
you'll you'll get it
you'll get it
nice
rose is saying my entire fucking brekkie
Yeah, how much fiber do you need, man?
Jesus, I feel like a chia seed that once a day you're good.
Yeah, it's not a doctor, but yeah, you ain't there.
What is your fiber?
What is your fiber?
How much the daily is?
What do you think you should be at?
Two.
Two.
20 or 30?
Now go look up how much is in chia seeds.
Is he walking?
One tablespoon?
Yeah, go look up one tablespoon.
how much is in there look at the size
Yeah, it could sound whoop-tock pause
Not you I'm up with the like
Not like a nice like 30 or 40 there did you I flax seed oats and chia seed in the morning
I basically make a giant fucking snowball, dude, just rolling through there might be
I feel incredible now to do this.
Now I know part of their fucking
their what your daily five nice.
Only the Lord knows how to say Pete's got a base
on base somewhere.
I know Pete's not a very high number.
Just think in 10 that grows.
Rose toilet is looking like a fucking actual crime scene.
I'm trying to tell you.
I can't play the game.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, it bees open, bees open.
Did he teach their feet?
What the fuck?
I'm scared of you fucking fool, bro.
See, this is actually like,
this is how you know you're hanging out with the likes there.
You'll understand also, like, poop talk becomes a very regular thing.
If you're homie, I ask you about your poops.
Yeah.
talking to you about the poops that means they actually like thank you the homie
if you're not talking shit's there with your friends you're not really like
there yet it's kind of like it you're not you're not max level yet you know
I'm saying
no pictures no need no no no we're pretty descriptive yeah we're not doing
We're not doing poop journals, JoJo. We're just simply discussing it, you know?
Bro's got a fucking shit journal.
I'm from the digital era, bro hasn't had a phone in two months.
We're literally just bragged about not needing a phone for two months, and then I'm from the digital ammo. Shut the fuck up judge
Rose taking photos of his poop with his eyeballs the old-fashioned way
I'd bring my webcam over here.
That's crazy.
Oh, be s**t.
Oh, god damn it.
Ah, dude, who the...
Get away from me!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm baiting.
How many sources take to smoke up temple?
I don't remember.
I'm going to pull this canal, is that canal?
My woofer is woofin right now, one second.
Come to me Orange, I'm pretty sure you pushed that boombox.
Yeah, but like this is the third floor
Flank the Google, cover me
I was muted for a second, but you didn't hear me tell Jerjer that his dog is bigger
than him.
That's all that he missed.
Jerjer's dog actually probably takes bigger shits than him.
I asked him saying they got a rival.
Dude, my old dog is still alive.
At least with 110 pounds, man.
Where the fuck did I throw the old one at?
Is that it?
One more mid, one more mid.
Two more mid, wait, no, one more, just the same guy, same guy, same guy, same guy,
same guy.
Nice, Pete, that's where I like to see out of you all.
Oh yeah, I'm terrible, it's just so you know, it's 10 bullet days.
Yeah, hairline looking stronger than ever, what's the secret?
I regret having a good hair and a nice beard or big dick.
You can only have like one, you know what I'm saying?
So I just got a good hair and beard.
I kind of, you know, some people don't have either,
but genetics moment, you know?
Yeah, if you have none,
that's called getting the short end of the stick.
AKA Cooper.
of the
death of the
death of the
death of
the
I'm gonna work it out so I'm gonna work it out.
Bye.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Jesus Christ.
These guys are just relentlessly flashing my ass.
Bye, JoJo.
Did you find that if you're doing variety today?
Yeah, I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I
That's the question I asked in there. I'm waiting
If you're around look you might my play maybe need one. I don't know
No, I won't be far you will just show up and play that's why
No, and it's like Eli Eli's got his job now so the week days are weird so we might play without him. I don't know
No, W job, but also it's really cutting into friendship time
He really needs to think about us and his schedule for when we want to play things like high tail, you know
Mr.. Thor you want to be what sir you want to take bomb a and then we try to go be
Sure, I'm gonna throw a mid-naze real quick
Oh, he's gonna not make now all right well
Yeah, yeah
When are we finishing hardcore Minecraft? We can get Duop to wake up before 4pm his time.
We tried to run it the other day and it was just like, yeah, I can't.
And
All right, sorry about that
Thank you, uh, thank you kitty. Thank you
It was so much fun dribble to win the changing
It is interesting, that's for sure, I'll definitely give you that.
Like Talons?
I haven't heard them too much since the audio change, but I was never a fan of them before.
Yeah, Talon was like one of my least favorite knives before.
I'd have to listen to the new audio, but I got rid of mine a while back, so I don't...
I always just felt like the plastic version of a crambit and crambits are cool
But like I like the way a talent looks on the blade and that's about where the extent of what I like about the talent
We even needed this for no
Pop off they might have thought they might have pushed me they might have pushed me
I'm trying to get it, player is slowly walking, play come here, play come here, play come
here, fuck thrown in your nade!
Reflect me, uh, add shot!
Uh, dude what is her, where is he bro?
I
Hopefully wins
Thank you, thank you, good job, bro that guy didn't win I was about to crash out
This guy walked all the way through mid the CT I think didn't he?
I can't believe I got sold that hard getting sold that hard felt really fucking bad
I've been missing this every time. Here we go. This is it. Perfect, nailed it.
I didn't realize it was the, I'm an idiot.
Bro, what's with the gamblers in the tiktok chat more than anyone else?
Brother, we ain't playing the math tonight.
Yo, let's go mid-day.
Yeah, Gavin, you're trying to play?
I might play, do you know how to throw the tempo smoke that I throw now?
Can somebody pre-flash mid?
They're about one-tinked, one-tinked!
Hurt, hurt, hurt! Nice!
One-tinked out, one-tinked out!
He's gonna become an A-man plate soon.
I'm not playing.
Planting for UPTR.
Nice bro.
Nice.
That fucking beacuse...
What are you throwing? That's a mythic match. God damn it.
Do it all the way, bruh, so I can make 50 bucks on my fucking CCT matches.
Yeah, we're not playing...
We are not playing CCT. I don't know why they got our shit even listed.
Process everything.
Good job, boys.
Dude, I gotta kill him, man.
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Here you go, Thor, what you want?
Uh, okay
Okay
No, actually, I'll take the A1, I'll take the A1
Peter, Peter, Triton
99 and 4, my guy in middle?
Yeah, it's all good, it's all good
Why not face it?
Uh, I kinda posted about it a little bit
Better players are on face it, but I just kinda
Shit is actually mentally draining, man
of
one of
I'm saying again that's what I'm saying yeah but that I was on a spiel about poker
yeah I feel you karma I
I mean, yeah, not being able to TK and face exactly a benefit in that sense.
No, I'm just like tired of like, I call them faces zombies.
How much you love my life?
I peaked at 3500 you love and face it last season.
I haven't played that much in soft reset.
So I'm like 2700.
Push him and push him and push him.
One window, he's going back, the last guy fell back from mid, he's going B, he's going
B.
Going back mid.
Uh, going back mid.
Yeah, I'm gonna like stream and actually play Counter Strike though.
Just like waiting 20 to 30 minutes for every single game and face it.
Just to have some guy basically no common coaches, render around here is just
I'm good man.
I'd rather just like have a more enjoyable time with worse players than
put myself through that shit just so I can like players
with slightly better people
one more mid one more mid
I
Really have I just answered you
Then be seven I should work over the MP9 now. I definitely it's not bad. I don't think it's really if you buy it
Little 500 you D on a new bus
That's like a zero
What are you doing just mating the right up around there? Just running straight into it. Oh, no, that was mostly T side big dog
Has made has mid house some guy wanted to peek mid house basically every fucking round
And I can now
I still got the wrong muscle memory there for this mid-ship.
One's trying to push mid right now.
They're coming behind him.
Oh no, they're both there.
Both?
One stairs, yeah, they're both there.
Ah, fuck I fucked it up on top of it.
What happened with the face of Mythic? Don't get me triggered.
Uh, short version, when they rolled out, a lot of the face, it just relentlessly broke.
I mean, that's like the short version.
Basically kept changing everything on the platform, kept breaking everything.
We never, we didn't have like a normal Mythic queue for probably like the last...
Basically, since CS2 came out, they always had something broken.
They couldn't verify that somebody was subbed on Mythic League for, I think literally until
like the, sometime last year.
AKA, everybody that was paying to play in Mythic League, you know, all their, all their subs
and shit were basically like, useless.
not because I did anything, but because Faceit didn't code something.
Then they changed a bunch of things about how the leaderboard works, how FPL works, all
that shit.
I think Mythic League was the last hub that still existed there before.
I mean, pretty much every hub on Faceit died if you were, they kind of give you like
I have no idea how bad it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mercy's in there already.
Yeah, he was in there man.
Top mid one, he's going to get you.
They're both around me.
Get dumb.
I'll push me, man.
They're going in here.
I'm coming.
I'm coming the other way.
They should be towards you.
Oh.
Amber just said I'm coming this way.
Not bad, not bad.
Here, right on.
The third.
The third.
Uh-uh.
Aaaaah! He's outside EBOX! Fuck, I didn't hit it. What?2 Kiloz,2 Kiloz! Fuck! I thought that was sick.
I like a new window in mid, it's pretty good, it's kinda cool.
I was thinking if you could hit your shots, why don't you shut the fuck up Supra huh buddy?
Watch your shooting, dude.
Uh-uh.
Alright, we're doing a variety of shots.
I'm sure there's some guy working on bringing him back.
Sure is, I thought I heard him though, I lost.
I'm 88 and three fuck
One of them was I know I did one of the models just look at the damage I did
Yeah, give me an MP9 Pete where you want MP7
I've been going down a lot
I do. I'm coming.
Flash in front of you now.
He's gone.
I'm walking in the box.
Yeah, we're running out.
Yeah, just meet it in. In the box.
I
He's already
Back flat and one ran inside. Oh
I got so fucking hyper focused because that smoke I thought he wasn't in sight. Yeah, I don't know why I thought that's what I did
Okay.
And flash him from here.
Now you're good.
I dig them, dig them, dig them.
Left side.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Nice. One ding!
Oh come on, look at this fucker.
He's mid, he's mid, he's mid.
There he is.
That was great.
Nice shot, boys.
Got my AK as well. Fuck you, let's go chat. Let's fucking go.
Let's kill, let's kill him.
Sure.
Great job, Jents. Let's close it out.
It's like that one. How is it the man?
Gally thinks you two six.
Yeah, he's dead.
He's bombless guy.
Oh, fuck, he's got an AK top mid and.
You know, make sense, I guess.
He's probably getting bomb.
Good job, all done, all done.
I got time for one more.
There you go.
Oh, some of the variety homies hit me up.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, that was a fatty, Pete.
Pete, that was a fatty.
I got like 300 for that.
I wonder if it's prior to that because they had like a four
stack.
Although it said five.
I don't know why it's glitching now and saying four.
It was a five stack, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, no, it was.
Maybe he, like, left the game or something
and left the queue.
maybe we can do the action a place on the match at
it's a group of x
so you want to play early but i don't know if he's actually serious and i usually
just place-faceted
Yeah, he's coming, all right, so we have some backup on the way dude.
I'll go to the restroom, but you can keep it.
I can hear.
All right.
He's Gavin live chat.
Everybody knows.
Yeah, I'll just invite him just in case I got it.
What is it?
Don't have him favorite it.
There it is.
It's the one every time.
I always forget the one.
Let's go.
Ranked up game chat. I get 30k back if we win this. Come on. Come on, baby. Come on.
Let's go.
30,000 calories. Damn right. Damn right.
and a day 30,000 calories in a day light work dude light work
I'm on the quest for 10k premiere myself we're basically the same thrill for the same struggles man
We're no matter the elo. We all just want our teammates to use a microphone chat. I'm running ahead.
I prefer the streams of premier because it's not 30 minutes of death match between rounds.
rounds not yeah that's what I'm saying like the whole like as this like the
streaming experience of FaceIt is axe you know what I'm saying so yeah I just
play with people that I know the players are absolutely better on FaceIt
though like
GG's boys GG's last game
Stop noise stop that's crazy work out of you
I'm so curious what do you guys think people prefer to chat you think keeping vertical
phone is better on tiktok or you think just being able to turn it sideways and full screen
it's better.
What you guys think?
I've liked being able to turn it sideways is better, no?
I feel like being able to turn it sideways is better, no?
Isn't he going to actually see it if he wants to?
I feel like if you're actually going to watch it all, you'd rather have full
full screen now?
That's what I'm saying, Eric, but for the people that actually
end up watching a stream on there, they'd probably want the full screen.
I
Just play newbies. Let's see. Yeah
No, new quit random as we played over password
Yeah, we played the classics the demon maps that way we can get Gavin warmed up for his face in a little bit
Yeah
Hey, thank you, I appreciate it, bro
Yeah, I'm pretty much I got the Graham kick YouTube Twitch
I'm putting a lot of focus on Instagram right now to be honest with you
It's paying off
No, yeah, dude, I'm telling you, you know, it's just it's just like you got the vampires man, you know, this is
The zombies
that no calm no this is everybody this is truck said this I get this you're
literally just a three it's just racing now man
Well, or you'll get the people who are rich like they'll just fucking like if you did they tell you do something
We're not we're not talking like being upset we're talking like crash out
I'll play mid I'll play mid let it play this time. You didn't see how we're doing Jag
Yeah, what do you mean?
It's my real rank.
It's his real rank, man.
All these mods, no gambo, right?
Four?
One mid-door.
That timing is crazy.
Ew.
My bad bro, I was holding that.
I should have just gone through mid.
Alright guys, we need to really try to win this round here.
So TPC comes out tonight, yeah? What time?
Just one of the ones that flashed everyone said Bob.
No, no, no, no.
We go, we go, we go make crunch, right?
Dude, you didn't listen to a 24 kick.
Ah, okay buddy.
Ha ha ha ha.
That was really easy.
Fuck.
I tagged him, I tagged him.
I don't know, I hit him, shoot the camera, no.
Just three holding.
Oh my lord.
There's just a whole gang of people.
All three holding quarter.
two. That was insane.
You hear him, Pete? Are you hearing one long?
Yeah, they went long.
So across just now.
One just crossed.
Two crossed.
Mid. Oh, I think I tagged him.
I think he's not mid. I think he's tagged.
These guys doing the same thing every round.
I did in fact tag him
I was an okay round, I was an okay round
Chunky bros fucking who called who called me chunky yesterday
Yeah, John's he did motherfuckers wait guys aren't ice creams on tiktok fucking crazy am I rich now
Guys somebody just gave me ice cream on tiktok. I think I'm back
It could be out
This way this way we got some of time just right and I you can even go side if you want Kevin you're good
I won't even smoke. I won't even block smoke. You can just get it
I
Sort of across the area like that. It's good. It's good. I'm gonna kill like three. They're gonna be a bit
She's going maybe what the fuck is happening one more
You guys heard you guys heard Pete
The joint is going to be I don't know I'm so confused by everybody's coms
Oh
That's it. Yeah, it's deaf. I should all right. We take this let's go baby
Sapping turtle wasn't snapping. I don't know. Hey, but I did a hundred. Look at this zero kill. Look at my zero kill door though
Look at my zero kill door, huh?
Wow. Zero kills, 88 D.R. That's right. Can I get the MP7?
I know you like that guy. There you go.
Thank you. My good.
Yeah, just scout farming. One hits and talking about his D.R. That's crazy.
Literally, you did this yesterday, Pete. Also, second, I did over 100 damage last round,
and it was with a 5, 7 and an HE grenade. Thank you very much.
You're fucking welcome, bud.
He's scouting mid, scouting mid.
Ooh, he was scouting mid. He was scouting mid.
I'm getting dead.
Tunnels, Tunnels lurk is still alive.
Good blow, good blow.
Big blow energy here.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
Maybe I'll be, dude, or why is this guy not coming out mid?
Ready? Ready? Check it out.
Alright, he's gonna be, he's gotta be.
I don't know, I'm just...
Don't worry about me
He's going one day I'd be last guys be Jaggy's gonna be right now
I do want to kill his ass, but it was needed you're I mean it's a sender message for you know what I mean like
If you're real say something I would have to touch it
Long gets a kill this run. I'm giving a kill dude
It's about sending a message guys. I could have killed him, but like that's
You gotta let him know
Gotta let him know the chat
He's blowing he's blowing wait guys I got a cheese I got a cheese I'm shuffling them wait
Kevin Kevin no no I'm bringing him over you got one Gavin you got one blow blow blow blow
Oh, I'm blowing them, I'm blowing them.
Nading coast red, blowing peep, blowing peep.
One more top mid.
Nice!
Hell yeah.
Love blowing mid.
We need some dubs in the chat guys.
That was a great sash, good job guys.
I can say I practice a lot blowing mid.
I mean, blowing them up.
Ears.
all my homies love that content
I invited you to stream together again, by the way, I don't know if you turned it on or not
but, I'm gonna stream it right now
okay, I'm going to smoke in front and then I'll bang
Bangin
Oh, yeah, Pete. Oh, yeah, Pete
Yeah, it's about seven a message Pete
That's right that's fucking right
Yeah, that was a great round guys good job, let's keep it up
Let's keep it up for the rest of this game. Oh, yeah good comms good comms
Wow dude you're playing exceptionally well for your rating keep that up. Thank you so much fatthor. Thank you so much
I got it I got it I got it
Blasting long for you
Blasting long again
I got that
Oh, so dead.
Oh, help me.
You're a cat.
You're a grandma.
He's close, he's close.
Hold on.
He's having a bad time.
I'm tactically new kingdom.
Hold on.
You're sending messages?
I'm sending a fucking message!
No double K, you pussies!
Get back, you heathens!
Why did you get up?
Why did you get up?
This is why I fucking can't work it!
I'll send you a fucking message!
Where's he at? I'll send him a message.
Oh, guys, guys, wrong message.
Okay, okay.
Dude, wait, wait, check the UD.
Okay, I'm at 55 with check.
Wait, wait, 55 and update.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, look at mine, 30.
Whoa, that's not that bad.
It's about sending a fucking message.
Which one? Which one? Good.
Whatever you want to tell me, beautiful.
Oh, I'll say that.
Cat was looking like PTR's toilet.
Holy shit.
That's incredible ball knowledge from the conversation we had earlier today.
Well done. Well done, sir.
Good W YouTube chat for that one.
I talked to you, Mike.
Blow him, chat. We're blowing.
Oh, fuck him.
He's coming top mid flashing to your right, Jag.
BAM!
Did he run out? Did he run out? Did he run out?
Oh, he just clicked switch.
No, no, that was B.
A palm tree thing still?
Hold that, motherfucker!
that was a good shot
Kevin sounds so surprised
what do you do for aim practice man?
stop Kevin
that's not what you need it though
just like getting like it
he liked game and game and that's crazy man
I am
it's the best game I've played in a while
see power friendship man power fucking friendship
i all good tripping glad i could help dude
all i'm for next to the 17th apartment thank you thank you
Oh, that's huge Gavin fastball
No, come on, we'll go tactically
Oh, should I lift I didn't lift that one go go go go go
Nice
Why are you reporting me man, what I do know 24k plays this good dude
Dude, I'm just like gaming man. That's all it is. I'm just like gaming I
Usually drop by my banker
I can't lead a fight, bro.
Damn, bro.
You're getting carried by 24K?
True.
True.
Real 24K.
How do you switch up and end up with that rank?
I don't know, Gary.
How do you get that rank?
I greifed these games, crashed out.
Not doing what he just did.
Oh, shit.
Definitely not dropping 30 every game just to lose because I have people saying the
my games
Cat cat
I'm coming
Flashing behind you
Maybe be clear. Hold on. Yeah, he's out. He's outside.
Be there. Be there, buddy. We're just one is long way.
The fuck is happening? It's probably right here.
What? What is happening? This guy only goes. Be he thinks that he is a rat.
I
Know I don't work in now. No, we're not playing the cct match
I
Damn he said it. I'm so good luck for you so good luck to you
I got bangers to just give me a sec last sharing now late flashing now
They flash it again
Ravids him
And Pete got shot shot on by the guy that only goes tunnels
You're bangers Devon
Yeah, I actually made it. Yeah. Yeah, no, they didn't now
Yeah.
Well, I'm up.
Yeah, buddy.
Holy shit.
Two cats, two cats.
Gavin, you're honestly, we lost.
Oh, good.
Oh, you got one win this.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You have this bike.
I have this bike.
It's my son.
Nice shot.
Yeah, you have to counter straight from this game. She wasn't supposed to be there. Okay, I understood I'm scouting in
Yeah, I'm working at the local gas station
One tag top mid one b
Sorry it's about sending a message
Yeah, I know I would literally never say that to the mind
Yeah, I think I think I have a try here
He doesn't read YouTube chat shrew especially the messages where people say I don't read it
Just fucking put the likes in the bag YouTube chat
Fuck up
A ramp and B ramp and B I just snapped that guy holy shit. Oh
Yeah, no way I'm gonna have to ace this I am are they
I'll literally have to ace this to win this, okay.
Yeah, you suck, bitch.
I don't know if you did well, but we have my claw.
No longer, just hit her on it.
Send me out long, man. Send me out long.
They tried to fucking kill me with four shots before he pulled out his knife.
Send me out. Send me out long, man.
Okay, okay.
I only like the stream to support smaller underprivileged streamers like this.
Only smaller in terms of view count, not physically, right?
Last flash.
Got mine.
FBI, open up!
AHHHHHHHHH!
He's taking-
How was it? Nobody said a word until I jump up?
Long flank.
We deserve to lose. Get me out.
I'm throwing this game. I'm no coming.
This guy's just probably walking up CT through the smoke.
Oh, oh, quick 1D.
Oh yeah. Nice shot.
Go on, man!
Jags though, what are we doing, man?
Listen, it's great.
McDonald's breakfast.
Ooh, okay, okay.
Just placing the regular old sausage in the fridge.
Did you get a hash brown though?
Yeah, it's a porous.
Hmm
Wait Gavin Gavin Gavin Gavin give me the scouts with this cat Gavin give me this cat quick
No, no, no, I'll just kill him about it
One lower one lower one lower one lower one lower
Oh
He's in mid-ramp. He's holding top mid. He's holding top mid
I said I kill him chat. I told you one was close to me. I think Peter
Oh, Squeaks asked me if I want to coach his team of friends. It's absolutely
I'm old as fuck. How did you not treat that guy?
Ah dude, you know, like I hear in your school
Guys, how are we losing it? I literally told you I killed the guy on the cross, killed him on the cross, got another tag, we fucking lose
I got another, there's one more scouting mid
There's only two A
Got one, got a guy on the right
I'm burning him alive
This one
I got killed mid again, there's only one B, there's only one B
I
Said mid that's a big guy
I told you guys
I told you I kill him on the cross
One, take him.
He's on a cat, he's got that feeling.
That was a clean round!
I'll take one would you what would you like I have an AK I have a free
PP bison whatever you'd like to get me all right let's go another one of the
cross shit lower lower one cats tagged that mid is tagged lower is full HP I
don't know who died I got I killed a lot of people I killed this guy in the
every round with a scout, do I just rebuy the scout?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, fuck it, we won't even awkward this tech.
No, we're gonna be.
You need to de-threat three people and you miss the guy alone.
Let's have a new board night, gentlemen.
No!
He's pushing mid, pushing mid, pushing mid.
He's in mid ramp.
Light work, he's dead.
Wee bit of trolley.
One HP at B.
Envy, one HP with the creep.
Yeah, I call.
Ehh, it's a client.
That's gonna be...
I mean nobody was literally saying a word about you calling it the creek but
All right, I'm like pop off
Everybody knows it is the creek so it's fine
Yeah, first we try to back in my day random shit did
Nobody says here who nobody says SSGP
Just like we still call it palm tree. We still call it car dumb ass. Like what do you mean?
We're gonna get keep those fucking old-ass motherfucker
I
Was that newborn
Send them home from China oh come on
I'm tagging all of them I can feel it
Okay, I don't know about that one. I didn't I'm not feeling that one. I'm not feeling that one
Okay, they're moving if you help us long sir
Oh
I made a teammate
Oh
You make it to ramp out oh one long
You never saw the tech not coming dude
To CT.
No, I had it.
Last guy's long.
Last guy's long on the scout.
Okay, one more cap shot.
Oh, shit.
Dude, why was my tech knife shooting fucking sideways, man?
I'm planting the bomb.
Oh.
Dude, how'd he kill me?
He's cheating.
He's turning from K.
We guys
Yeah, I'm really leaving spinning the boys and I they're gonna play some high-tale
It's gonna be crazy vibes Pete. It's gonna be crazy vibes Pete also
30,000. Can we get some W's in the chat? Let's go. Come on. We're back. Not not too long. It did not take too long
We got our 30,000 back. I basically just got it only. I gave them a chance
Like work
Yeah
Yeah, well, yeah lose my number
No, lucky even during playoffs. I should be able to play a little bit though now because there's only two BO3s a day
So like
Tomorrow well not tomorrow at 645 my time so your East Coast with 945 your time
Tomorrow yeah, you want a game tomorrow? Oh
You want me to play tomorrow night? No, I'm not just like playing in general
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? Okay. No, no, like, yeah, I should be able to run some games tomorrow. Yeah
That was
All right, so I'm still streaming we're just doing variety smithing the boys should be on in like 20 minutes
the
a squadron here streamers chat.
If you know, you know.
Let's see.
I'm going to say.
All right, let's see. Yeah, it should be, yeah, no, yeah, you guys know the group, yeah.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, no, I shouldn't do that. This, this would be hilarious content. This would be so much fun.
Because they're whole fucking group. Yeah, God, it's going to be such a cluster fuck. Plus, like, I watched weeks all the time and he's always crashing out.
so this will make it even better.
All right, this will be good.
I'll see you guys. I got a set up for variety here. So with somebody in the boys on sec
real fast. So YouTube chat that means you guys are getting cooked. I'm still streaming
on YouTube. We guys got to go to the other one. He's got me. Stop the VODs out a little
bit. So yeah, YouTube chatters that don't know about the variety channel. There you
So that if you guys want it, I'll still be streaming on YouTube, but you guys got to go hop on over there for me.
All right.
Should be good there.
Make sure I'm set up over there.
YouTube chat is here a little bit.
Hmm
Hmm
We got Hytale coming up.
Yeah, Hytale is so much fun, man.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, we did hit 30 K. We did hit 30 K. It's pretty fucking it's nice already be back to
be honest.
I actually thought it might take a little bit longer to get 30K back, but we're gonna go.
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
Let's see.
What am I?
What am I?
I got to change my shit on this.
Okay, almost done. So many fucking things, man. It's like you're starting a stream again
for the first time. I'm not gonna update high tail shit. I actually don't remember
the fucking IP is all it is.
All right, I'll be back once I chat, babe yourselves.
I run an ad while I'm just stepping away for a second.
I will play high tail here in a sec.
you
you
you
you
You
Ain't no way you guys it goddamn bro, I leave you guys alone for two
Bruh
What are you guys doing?
YouTube channel, I'm so sorry you guys had to see this shit
I'm sorry
Employee chat's about to get booted off their fucking
Off their work accounts because of this shit
Somebody's manager just walked by and saw this man
I
Should read my last message what if I don't want to fucking read it I don't know
and
the
the
the
great job guys
ah feels good to be back chat feels good to be back
god it's been a while since we played holy fuck
how many of you guys were here last time I ran it
how many of you get wait chat press one if you guys know about my tunnel network
I
Is my horse still down here by chance I trapped a horse in here at one point W
Guys I made an entire tunnel network that connects this because I'm a R peeing is a dwarf
How do I look at myself in this game?
I can't remember.
This is over the shoulder, but that's all I'm trying to look at, see?
So I started, I really took my RP seriously, so I basically created an entire tunnel network
to everybody's house.
I'd take my dwarf craftsmanship very seriously.
What is your dwarven name?
Fat.
Actually, I got to join this group with the blues.
me. Eli is supposed to be at work. Come here. Come here quickly. What up dude? How's work
Dude
Come here, come here, sir. You need some cobbles and go ahead go to my that's good. Don't worry
No, I mean don't take my gold though
Wait, what the fuck when did this start
I was just doing this off the line.
Shit, dude, let's go.
I haven't hopped on a little bit.
Yeah, hold on.
I'm going to redo my front door, I think.
So I can get the gold in.
Yeah, you want it to be centered?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you know what?
I built the house originally.
It didn't matter as much, you know?
Yeah.
So I went ahead and I thought, OK, let me actually try
to be creative.
I'm honestly just following
First let me be creative loads up a guide
Shit that's so funny first of the element let me get creative here load something up Google's what he should build
Yeah
I don't I don't build in these blockings. I'll build in sins. Oh, we should do I haven't
How long you gonna be rolling with us for
All right.
I'm just going to see if I can like, snipe it right here and just be lazy.
I think I had it
Alright
I went to the uh
burnt
biomes and like
That's she crazy like that's how I got like this black
wood
wood and then they also had like skills and horses and
Yeah, what is that like new crazy mobs? I would I don't think it's new but like I mean you'd have to swim to it
You don't have you don't have folks
you on this corner. It's fine. It's fine. What's I doing here? How did I do this? I think
I did the, well, it doesn't really matter actually. I forgot. This doesn't matter.
I just use the hammer to switch them out.
Why do I have less blocks now, this will make no sense.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
You offset me, me, me, me, me, me, you offset, shut up, shut up.
all the windows that's right
yet my windows we were my windows in my inventory other than
that's right that's right
I'll come on let me let me connect it like that
fuck alright um oh shit
I'm on what does it look like if I do all windows right here
I don't hate it.
I need more light there.
I'll just do this.
and
the most of the
Let's see what we've got. We've got that.
Still a work in progress, boys. I haven't worked on my house for a little while. I'm not gonna lie.
At least, I was mostly making a tunnel network the entire time, so that was kind of taking up a lot of my time.
Not bad, though.
Are you venturing your house?
So I can contemplate if I want to ban people in Chatternight.
What do you mean?
I'm pondering and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm pondering and shit.
You know honestly, what if I like built them out gosh, should I go hard?
So who just put this right next to me?
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
What other gold shit do I got? We got more gold shit.
Oh wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I currently have my hammer. Hold on, where do I leave it?
Hammer.
How's that doing the decorative ones? I think I did corner decorating right?
Yeah, I'm
Okay, I'm in
We do bottom row
That's not it.
I got more gold, shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this might be getting me, me, me, me, me.
Shut up, chat.
Don't care.
The dwarf life is incredible for me.
Um.
We could do those build the house taller for the doors, but I thought that's a bad idea.
Fix the one above the doors.
Oh.
Saved.
Downside the windows.
Ah, I kinda like that they're different.
I like that they're diffie.
of the
of the
of
does minecraft but no exactly oh yeah your boys stacked that's right yeah look
at me see the furnaces were lit that's right I remember now I'm in I need to
get level two of the anvil oh yeah I need to go get leather we need to farm
leather boys
It's just that.
I'm just going to go look around here.
Yeah.
I'm just going to go look around here.
OK.
I'm just going to go look around here.
OK.
I
Think you can't take all this shit bro
I don't think this exists in here. Why is that... why did that not go up there? Oh,
because of the stack itself. Let's see what...
And we got potions and shit we can make too.
I'll ask your logs, get their packets on me.
So we need to get light leather to upgrade our shit.
And then I think we need hella leather to make armor too.
That's right, yeah, yeah,
because I need to use 15 venom stacks.
We don't want to make, that's right.
I could make armor, but I'd rather upgrade
I get the weapon our light leather it is. Let's go
How many arrows do I have under right now?
I've all right. Yeah, that's probably a problem
The void arts I think you're for I think it's a weapon or armor
Pretty sure I saw it at one point in here
That's that's the armor. I'm gonna see if it's
there you go right on cue. Now I got one of them so I can make a mythril sword eventually.
I always forget I have the fucking backpack too god damn it.
I don't know what I got the moss for, but I got the moss.
I don't think I have enough shit to make.
I mean, six, six and rubble.
Yeah, what I did.
Break.
Break.
Break. Yeah.
An hour.
That's pretty cool.
What up, Smitty?
How you been?
Whatever.
Oh, sorry.
What the hell?
Hey, man, what the fr...
Just rude.
You know?
You get my good song?
Rude to ask me things.
Sure, bro.
I, for one, don't understand.
Bro, is this always complaining?
Okay, I finally give you a good answer
and then you get mad at me.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Piece of shit.
That was like, that was like frame perfect rage bait.
That was crazy.
Literally, I literally was in the process of being like, yeah, I'm good, man.
How are you?
You were just kept you started rage baiting.
Oh, I knew what was going on.
Wait, did they have this shit?
Put it out like you know.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
My bad.
This were a little quiet, oh yeah
So Smith have you played at all since like a while ago
of that
I got some pretty wicked shit
I'm on it.
We need just picking up shit right now for arrows.
That's picking it up.
I have to make so many fucking arrows.
It's crazy.
and
I tell similar stuff, you know, similar live just
same same but different, you know
I
Big boy over there when my settings that you needed
Yeah
to get on the internet.
A long one, dude.
Same.
I mean, that's how else are we supposed to function?
Shit's kind of lit.
I'm just glad you guys finally building a house.
Oh, man.
I don't know what you're building these days.
I'm a no man.
You fucking silly.
This guy goes, yeah, you don't finally decide
to build a house.
I want to get creative, so I looked up a video.
I didn't look up a video.
I looked up a picture.
picture. I'm basically on a picture.
Well, at least I don't get created.
Let me see what somebody else is doing.
Then what did you do?
He came over and took all my cobblestone.
You offered it to me.
What is this revisionist history?
Holy.
Well, I'm a blind.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you're great, Karen.
Yeah, I am.
What do you mean would be selling me short?
All right, we're making all the fucking errors chat all the fucking errors
By all the years I mean 68 goddamn I need way more sticks
You guys are literally sitting here talking about like design and shit pricing and all black t-shirt
and sweatpants. Calm down.
I mean, I'm, look, yeah, I'm down.
If you just kind of need to know a little bit ahead of time.
Okay.
Yeah, it's really it's really sort of got you know, he's got a lot of groups at that time
I think there's always hell and out in the evenings
Just calling it how I see it stuck out, you know I'm saying it's calling it I see it
Okay, I definitely should just okay. Yeah, I'll just drop the logs
Should just been hitting the big ones begin with that's what she said
Me I just can keep some of the logs I fuck it
Yeah, I got some let me know when you're in the server in your life. I got something to show you
city you'll uh you'll like I was trying to take my dwarf RP very seriously
Now we're cooking. Now we're making some fucking arrows. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
It's crazy as I'm gonna get with the crossbow I'm gonna go through these still
so fast.
You're stuck in it.
That was a great question.
What the fuck?
He's realizing it's 13 minutes past.
Why is this guy?
I don't know.
I'll text him.
I'll text him.
So second land events maybe you'll be there.
Yeah, I can let you know.
This guy's got a whole he's like a whole travel agent these days.
I know, I know, but you're booking like your own shit, I imagine, for most of it.
Yeah.
So you are one, you could be mine.
Let's go.
Yes, I'm not going to do that for you.
That's what I'm talking about.
Did you want to have it in January again?
I'm not saying shit about, you know what I'm saying, I say a date, some fuckers
are going to book hotel rooms, or like times.
No, I'm asking like
Like chat your February 12th the book it
I'm like this season like I mean no, it's yes dependent. No, that's it's something I wish I got options like that
Hell no counter strikes this there's so many events
No, like literally they have to know I was shown chat the 2027 scheduled they have four tournaments in one month
that are all two weeks long logistical logistical standpoint yeah especially for hotels and shit
it's crazy no they weren't they weren't doing that before hell no they're forced to by valve
valve of all people is like okay yeah
normally they're like hands off
he said he was coming right i don't know i texted him he didn't respond
one
that was the assumption
well because don't be checking the notifications
I texted him to
I hate this platform
like how he suggested Hytale and we just never
what
I know that's what I'm saying he suggested Hytale
I'm here, bro. It's like, it's all good.
What do you mean, bro?
There's like dead in the pool.
He doesn't have a pool. It's not even possible.
It could be a pool or something else.
Ooh.
What do you think about that?
Pass.
See, now we're thinking for the glass half full.
half empty because he drank half of it
aww, and then he laid on the other half
I gotta start my farming life, I think that's next in Hytale for me
I need to play farming soon later
nice
yeah perfect guys, keep buying Flaum merch exactly
I found so much cobblestone.
He's committing.
I'll change it.
We need five more things to lay leather.
Should I call him?
I
That that's too old-school no, I mean you texted him I
Did
Of the three hoodies from fml which one do you recommend?
Honestly
Why you can't get the white one anymore?
unless
Yeah, you can't get this one anymore
I would recommend getting this one
Wait
I was gonna say over this
Yeah, you're you're cocked my you're fucking good
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
That's what I'm saying.
All right.
I got him calling him.
Hello?
Now let's see if Jericho's here.
Hello?
Hello?
Yo, are you coming?
No, we did.
Look in the group text.
In the group chat.
All right, sounds good.
All right, he didn't see it 15 minutes will be on
The fuck did you say
How much are you scrolling shit these days
Oh no.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
He didn't go.
That's all you need to know.
That's it.
One of them.
He wanted to go.
I don't know if he beat MJ.
Is he going to be better than MJ?
No, he better than MJ.
Guess who ain't on the FC list.
Go ahead, ready?
Number one!
Think about it.
Two is back.
I'll be back.
Somebody check and see if Smitty's in there.
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you don't
make marble. I need to I need
to take a look at the block
list again.
Got any light leather, buddy?
Yeah, whatever.
Oh yeah, nice, good form.
You're putting down logs?
What do you mean?
What do you mean what I mean?
mine right here. It might be. Everything is connected. Yeah, it is. It's another. It's
a nice little entrance to them. Our little please call my freeway system. Thank you.
Yeah. We don't believe. No, we don't believe in public transport around here. Thank you,
idiot. You literally have a mine cart. No, no, because John broke it. John broke
I can also stop leaking.
I mean, stop.
I haven't been in it for a while.
So he hasn't seen shit, dude.
I got to say, I got to see all this.
First, didn't we log on?
No, no, John did not.
He wasn't here.
He was. Oh, I logged on at one point,
but I stayed in my house.
I was building.
I didn't see anything.
And I did hide it from him intentionally to be fair.
He would have had to have like looked for it.
I
Guys he doesn't know guys I
Could go get light leather and be productive, but I could also just wait and see if Eli figures out that I put another log in his base
of
the
I put down a different log so he doesn't suspect anything, Chet.
So one of the, do they say when they're making these temples like playable?
Yeah.
One of the-
They're the ones that have the work in progress, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just want to-
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna ask them at some point. That motherfucker's a CS viewer, dude.
All right, give me the beads.
One of the kit working temples.
Oh, there's a bear chat
That was ass. Oh, you're blocked pussy
Oh fucking fuck me up
So it's about to break don't worry about my sword man. Oh, there's a spider
Later bitch.
Crossy crossman's sick, isn't it?
You think I can solo this guy, champ?
Bitch.
Uh-uh.
Okay, that just went right through him.
Okay, that one went in front.
That one.
I assume John's not playing good.
I guess.
Huh?
Yeah, I'm going to just let you think I'm missing, but look,
you just hit by.
Okay, that one is telling me someone that.
I
See it bounce off of me see you heard it here
It's really hoping I could she's this
the
I'm up fucking them up fucking them up fucking up and you move slow as shit
Yeah, I'm on oh some thorium was on them nice
nice. Come here. I need that light leather. I need that light leather. That'll be a.
Oh
Shit they got there to pack imagine that
Blocking blocking huge block
Layed out laid out
If I couldn't get better oh my god
I don't need a candle.
No, I'm not going to.
No, I just mean like if I.
Now that made me hungry as fuck though.
I'm just if I'm just smelling that shit all the time.
No, bro.
It's like it's like I take a hit and I'll fucking drink some water.
I'm still talking about the candle.
Yeah.
Yeah, like I'll smell it.
I'm going to do that.
Water.
Like it just.
There's candle maxing.
I haven't had a car
That's just not true I
Know we're working with here
I've seen it. There's not multiple it's just one keg
There's the camera shot
I
Came up the wall
You're made homemade can sauce nah
I know it's not like too crazy with all the recipes that people put out there, but no I mean
Can sauce might just get kids
Dude cereal is so good. I haven't had it
I know it's so bad. It seems so bad. I haven't. Yeah, I haven't had any of them all the time.
So these don't drop anything? That's what I'm like. What the fuck, man?
Dude, they're not even macros. Those are micros, bro.
Macros in all the places that are built that aren't built for it.
Yeah, that's true.
Are you really going to hit the easy windows, bro?
You haven't seen some of the content here champ, there's a little portal down here and there's this guy who can murder him.
What the fuck what the fuck? Maybe not?
Good show
Why you taking no dare? I gotta hang him low. His hitbox is fucked
Come on
Well Amrald dude
I'll just run past them but then here you go ladies and gentlemen, look at this wow.
It's my backyard.
Vegas kinda nice, you can't do shit in here though.
No, that's the sphere right there, man.
Yeah, you can't do shit in here yet.
Supposed to like trade and stuff eventually
and they'll have like different areas, but yeah.
It's all one map.
The only thing you can do is memories in here, but.
See, work in progress.
Although he couldn't do this, but I don't really think this is worth it.
Apple pie recipe. Wait, that's crazy.
According to more memories.
I am some mother fucker my youtube chat rp'ing is god damn h away you're giving me anxiety
man can you not?
I don't think it's the first time you must see a couple months.
Like, I mean, like when it's hot as balls or just before it's
hot as balls, couple months.
And you'll be you'll still be good actually.
You should go to I mean, if you're an outdoors person, that's
how every if you have like a full on day and you just like
don't want to gamble and you want to like see something that
isn't just casinos, you should absolutely go to Red Run.
You come to Vegas and you don't go to Red Rock, you're kind of just trolling to be honest.
If you're into that kind of thing, you know?
I just threw it back, I mean, I killed an up...
A chill, man.
Goddamn.
Just want some heavy hide.
I forgot, aren't there like little guys up here with some shit?
Like a trade with or something like I remember
All egg oh
Hey little fella look it's Jojo. Oh my god. This is Jojo's place. Okay. Okay cool
Production exercise
red rock you want to do you're saying you want to do team bonding at red rock
that's that's line event gritty is out you're saying
hello oh we can trade can I just take it though yes so instead of trading what
if I just take your eggs in rod have a great day how perfect there's even more
stuff I can steal. Also just got all up the arrows.
Bomb Eli needs more logs. No he does not.
I do not need more logs.
He's more cobblestone.
Chat, come on, don't, don't give up my fucking plans, chat.
Okay, I need to get a little snacky.
Dude, all I've had today is my oats and I'm all this shit.
That's a pair of sword.
That's a pair of sword.
What are you doing?
At least surprising thing to hear for Vegas.
We're building an incredible culture here.
You wouldn't understand.
I
The man's trash is another man's treasure or something. Yeah
What I'm doing
I
Thank God he's gone. You're ready to fucking do this shit Tucker. Oh
I actually have this but really I don't want you to know
Okay, yeah, you're a roll Tucker a roll, baby
Bros literally just like could not wait
Bro, it's not my fault. I was in the middle of grocery shopping
Hey, the time say the time stamps were in there, right? We were we were yapping. We were shopping
Yeah, don't start with like oh like what is that a privilege thing now? I don't know why don't you shop?
Why don't you just know a person delivered?
You crazy
And then I confirmed back at
Nothing you say changes that I wasn't physically at 1047 just want to clarify that I've never done that in my life
How long is it to go through you try to do this? No, I don't care
I'm I love grocery shopping. I'm gonna lie
Yes, as use pretty some friendly fire buddy friendly fire
Speak to yourself buddy
Cracking a cold one on this
So which one are you I'm trying to aim it for like like that mostly funny
Honestly, at this point, let me get a sack real quick.
Yeah, real.
Also, this is a game or set product I'm drinking.
I'm just not funny anymore.
What'd you say?
Huh?
You're pretty funny.
Thanks, man.
I've got to be frank.
Okay, Frank.
I don't remember, yes.
I think I have nothing, I don't remember what we were doing.
Don't really doing anything go live. Let's go on an adventure alive
Cool
Yeah, I haven't
The last time I was on this server
Was
Well the last time we played seriously it also I logged on for a brief like five minutes to build some extra stuff
What I don't know what what you guys have done. Do I burn dirt in my inventory? I don't we
Yes, last time
I didn't we just explored John built a portal. We can teleport places. What? Oh
Yeah
Motherfucker, what do you mean? What is that? What is this is this one?
That's John's that's John's yeah, he built a portal that those guys can go anywhere
But there was another portal up there where you need like a special thing
I'm still in medieval times boys. Look at my goddamn armor in my house bear. It's still
Correct you what you're what happened to John? What is this?
Bro, yeah, baby built a sistine Chapel blowing the floor
look so different what the hell oh he's still humble though you got the shitty
wood door up back he's still humble you know the big ass dude what happened yeah
this is this is a special portal but you need something for it yeah and then we
can go into the and then it's basically like pocket worlds dude okay well
Bob's house kind of looks the same all right he didn't do he doesn't have any
As he here
Robill the square this thing is not great
Yeah, come down here dumbass come here come here bitch come here come on downstairs come on
Tell me don't care. Come here
This is I built a tunnel
Who took my one railing who took my one railing?
So anyways, but he come this way also this is all right. This this is where I keep my horse
Oh, I brought him he loves it down here. Yeah
This this connects to John John fucked up my real car
But it's kind of like wait wait wait it's really come this way hold on hold on come here
But you made like a literally an accurate New York Metro. Yeah, exactly. Dude. This is what happens when American strategy public transit
You see what happens? No, this is this is when it succeeds
This is good
Did you build into my house? Oh my god, you did didn't you?
I did not go outside of your house you're fine. I didn't I didn't grief you I didn't grief you
This is actually a great spot for a little train station a little spot
Let's I'm gonna leave this open so I remember. Okay, I forget how to play
All right good. Well, yeah, it's like perfect. It's like it'll it'll be like a little train stop
You know people can take a subway from here. We're in the space house
I can't even build like down now there's a fucking tunnel under it I can't even make
a basement yeah we got a combo free dig it's not let's see if let me know let's see if I
ran into it oh it's really built out it's really built out to a no way I feel like I
I could find, I might be able to find the subway system.
Wrong way, wrong way.
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's more to the south side.
It's this way, it'd be this way.
It'd be higher too, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
Pretty far down here.
I think it's higher too, yeah.
OK, OK.
That's not that bad.
You're fine.
You're fine.
I didn't grief you that hard.
Yeah.
What else did we do?
What is this?
Don't worry about it.
I'm not here.
What is this?
No, don't worry about it.
I'm working on it.
We're gonna lie at the front of your house a giant caged enclosure as his first build
Yeah, this guy's all it's not a key to the closer
I mean you literally built walls when none of us did this guy's all for the people
I'm gonna be flat forms building the fucking McManchor. Look at him go
No idea of scale. What are you filling in this?
You'll see it. What's done finally $100 million ballroom. Good job Eli
Yeah, I'm not done yet.
You're gonna see us back then, no.
No, we know you're not done yet.
I'm just saying it's so big.
I like it, Eli.
Say that one more time, Tucker.
Let the interior design come together.
You got gold?
Is this gold, Flam?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you said it.
You said it.
Hey!
Hey!
That's so cool.
I just want to see the other designs.
I haven't seen this.
That's so cool.
Is there any more gold in your house?
Hey, come back.
Come back.
Hey, hey, no.
Oh, there it is.
I
Damn right I did
I'm a dwarf bitch. I'm a dwarf bitch. What do you mean?
Well, I didn't think my friend would rob me sweetie, but that is how most robberies happen
So I thought I should have thought of this
Okay
I
Like this oh my god
Guys yeah, look at his bedroom this looks like a dungeon
I'm just I just I feel cold lights so much turn out the lights up pulling out the black light
What happened with your roof I haven't finished it
Nobody burned dirt on me. We'll put some burnt out here. You are actively briefing
Dude, bro, Tucker. He's really bad
Tucker, where'd you find the marble?
I
Okay, hear me out you could just take Tucker's and then he'll go get the rest
Never mind it's too white for me
I need something darker
I
Suggesting black. I have black wood
Yeah, you can get dark wood. I'm gonna plug that up for you. I swear if you I don't need you guys to be plugging any holes
In my vicinity or a plug the hole with marble. Thanks, man. At least I made it consistent with your build. That's what I'm saying
That's all I want need to get some
Building the MMO starting area
My dream is to have them include my builds
this is interesting okay not that much change I was a little worried that you
guys went a little crazy the subway kind of opened my eyes a bit yeah yeah just
go ahead go through the portal come through come through but come through
bro and guys offline grinding you're fine fucking dark elves for no no so you
need this air come out you get so you need these this area for like the azure
stuff so we can use more and make more portals.
So you basically see this tree,
you beat the shit out of it and say,
give me all your logs and then you're getting here.
Then now I can teleport places.
Wait with what? The fruit?
The Azure logs, the tree logs.
What happens with the fruit?
Yeah, go ahead.
That's a good question.
I think it just heals you.
It does just heal me. For now,
we don't know what the long-lasting effects are.
I'm going to be a clinical study. Let's do it.
That's what we have the portal here though.
It's basically you can come here and get the Azure logs and then
Oh wait come back to my house buddy. I'll show you why
That's just those are just rocks bud. Oh, it's like a tree built into the rocks
I'm coming. Yeah, so
And then like you can spawn new portals that have different types of
Different types of things in them
And then that's what we're doing
the shit that we can we can use thorium look right um go back to the portal go
back to the portal go back to the portal okay there we go now yeah kind of
form of it okay yeah it's just it's just down below no this this is the the
table that John was using is in my house it's over here underneath my stairs
this right here I think they had whoa I think they added shit what the
There's a st- Wait, no, was the staff always there?
Oh, shit.
Oh, this is cool.
I don't know if they've added anything,
but I did see a mod where somebody put a shotgun inside.
I think I'm going to download that next one.
Oh, Flop, you won't need this item.
You already got it.
Which one?
That's fat.
The slowing totem.
Ah, okay.
Damn, hilarious.
I'm a steal more gold, I think,
before I leave after that banger.
Wait, and do I need this?
I'm a stealer. I'm just looking.
Does anyone remember am I anybody in the audience?
I need to know John open that shit.
No, it's this.
It's right here.
I don't know.
We'd have to go.
I was working this work bench.
I think you make the fragment orbs.
You need the fragment shit.
I have essence of fire.
So we got Adam and Ingot.
I don't have that.
No, I have a lot of thorns.
We need essence of life.
Got.
Ingot or Adam and Ingot.
You guys like Addy Sims are more of like a ruins
and you kind of guy.
Dude my my shit is so quaint. I have the most quaint home in all the land
bro like I'd be top of Tony I love giving myself what are you some kind of
quaint come check out a quaint it is talking gonna love it in here I mean
I have I went in there I was shown it off to
whoa what people build now to kick it out hell yeah what you think he hated
it she said it looks like a barn okay you know what I hope she fucking falls
down the stairs, you know? Holy shit! Jesus Christ! You literally just whisked death.
Tucker's got the most industrial stairs ever, bro.
You could actually slip on those, too. Yeah, they're not. I did do that. I slipped
on them and I broke my elbow you need uh you need skate uh you know what I'm gonna say it I'm
gonna say it Tucker I need one say it don't say it I don't care that you broke your elbow
it's a great meme it's great holy shit all right I'm gonna go on an adventure I don't know
where I'm just gonna go in the dirt or something I don't know but if we want if we want to go
through this portal we need to get one of the fragments so we just see how many I need
Adamant ingots and I can I can I have enough to do the fight the fire
Jardim where's the adamant I that
Did you guys like learn what is best to keep in your inventory at all times like no
Honestly errors fucking make it make a crossbow. I'm just errors if you actually want to like kill everything
I got you come on my place.
I can probably just learn how to make one.
I'd rather do that than being handed it.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Go to your end, Bill.
I can learn.
Good.
Okay.
Weapon and bill, you're gonna go.
Weapon and bill.
Hmm.
Time to learn how to make a weapon in.
That's not it.
I think I did add new stuff.
There's a goblin chest now.
That's what I'm saying.
It looks like they might have a little bit.
I need sticks.
I need more sticks.
Ew.
They've got something from Quebec in here.
Oh, no.
Any rubble?
No.
I think I need to get the guy.
I think I need to get the guy.
I think I need to get the guy.
I think I need to get the guy.
I think I need to get the guy.
any rubble how do we get rubble on the ground you just you just run around and
pick it up okay here okay I'll say I think you just like run around and it's
just a little stone blocks on the ground I'm talking about I should be able to
throw it on the ground really hard your arms are really bit like that won't
be honest and your Canadian sir
I'm so toxic what
the bird biome that's where I'm gonna go to oh you want that for the crafting
I need I need the windows. I don't think you can craft them from the blocks. Wait, wait, wait. You can make them come to me.
Come on. I'll show you my own stuff. No, I'm not giving it to you. I want to show you what the rubble look like.
Yeah, I go into the builder's workbench, but it's not.
No, so so so craft your standard block that you mind into a refined block
Click one of them and then click that put that block in and it should have a window wash
Let me make a let me make some arrows and then I'll go on an adventure to all right that works
I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I can if you want to use the crossbow. You need to make a fuck ton. Yeah
You you reload six at a time and you can shoot them
Like that I sweat you depending on how much did we get into we'll need it like
I think that's like most of the content we can do right now is basically go run around
and then if we want we can do those portals again.
We just need the essences to be able to do it.
We have all the logs so we can go get adamantai or we can go farm essence of life but I think
I think that's why we wanted to start farming.
Oh, because the farming gives you the essence of life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We need to get a con meme going.
He was looking at me. Honey, chat, I don't know what to say.
Now we just build the con meme right up front.
Con meme? That's con, this is fun.
If you find just mature corn, you can get essence of life from it.
If you harvest it.
Okay.
I'm just letting you out.
I think corn, I think corn by my place.
You guys have a hub for corn?
Damn right.
Oh, I found some large corn right by me.
Massive, yeah, it's right next to you.
Like, why is, why does the bro got all the...
Oh my, dude, that's actually so much essence.
Wait, I just got...
Okay, that's...
I have 19 essence in life.
Yeah.
You just shit up on the corn.
Hey, had we spent any meaningful amount of time in the nether?
This place is fucking creepy.
I don't think it's worth it.
I don't think you guys...
We have the right armor or weapons for.
Eli, are you sure this ain't going to look sick?
Uh,
Red, it's too red.
I'm going to bring some lava back.
Incandescent crack volcanic rock.
What in crack? I uh, you said crack?
I played the alarm, I have not.
You said crack, right? Did I hear crack?
Yeah, I said, I said crack.
You bring crack back to me we crack can we bring crack back?
Can we learn how to bring crack back, please? Did you get somehow bring cracked volcanic rock back?
The villages yearn for crack. I am villages bring it
The inner the inner villages want crack
Okay, all right, it's not even subtle, dude, not even subtle
We're gonna flood the streets. Oh shit is dude tweaker. I'm gonna kill him right here. I have no arrows. I can't hold on
There we go now we're cooking let's go more arrows boys
I
Welcome to 30 plus
What you'll be there soon if you like
I be training my bubble
Pro lapsing means there's amateur lapsing.
Pro lapsing?
Fuck, I actually didn't think about that.
He's right though. He's right.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I mean, I think that's...
I mean, I think it's pretty understandable
what amateur laps would entail.
Just like casual laps, I mean.
It's just like racism.
Casual implies there's a competitive league.
True.
I just watched a bunch of creatures kill beaches all right
Oh
Yeah, I see uber play a shit
I'd bring at least like one or two with you I didn't even think of that also bring
you should also probably bring some oh my god
what's up what are you gonna get it's yeah in the work bench yeah it's like
do these do friendly fire
I
Wait, can I hunt with these what if I just throw a bomb at a bunny?
The bunny did you do it? Oh, yeah, I'm this is the least efficient way to kill them, but I
Don't have any light leather shit. Yeah, no light letters a bitch
if you guys have extra light leather I could craft us some swords oh that's
the other thing we have been doing this video we have been we've been
consolidating some stuff so we could get other shit okay I got on your horse
and then rode through time and space in the walls and I saw every cave system
underneath us oh yeah I've done that yeah I've done that yep now you're fine
Wait, but did you lose my horse?
F**k!
Come on!
My poor horse!
Yeah, I brought a bone horse, or skeleton horseback, and then it despawned.
Oh, that's so cool though.
Did you put a name tag on it?
You can't do any of that in this game.
Yeah, I can't do that yet.
Yeah, work your progress.
I have Essence of Life somewhere, we need that.
Yeah, we need it for the portals.
I have everyone do you want it? Do you want it? I mean it depends. Do you want to do one of the portals right now?
You're just stacking all of our essences together. Is that the plan?
Well, we've been upgrading most of our shit because it doesn't make sense to like have like four anvils that we all upgrade
So
That's what we've been doing like I have like one of the first community chest for the essence
I can bring it
Don't have a community chest. You can do it. I don't fuck you. I mean
That's right fucking genius idea to be honest
I'll put one in the middle of the town where it's easy to get stolen by bandits. Perfect
More arrows than one of the boxes I can salvage W it comes. Yeah from the recyclers
Yeah, yeah, if you have a recycler, yeah
Yeah
I don't know dude
There's been living in LA way too fucking long
No, no, dude, but nobody else would do that anywhere else that's crazy
Wait, I got a thorium pickaxe you'll craft
Yeah, I do I do I said yes, it's sorry sorry why
I don't use the thing.
I was you took it was cool bro.
I don't know you want to the good ones.
It's the way you talking.
I don't understand.
You guys have if you guys come across the cobblestone
and you have a lot of it and you don't need it.
I mean, I mean, I can drop 100 cobblestone on your head.
Where you at?
That would be great.
Thank you.
What a nace here now.
Let a yes no no.
But if I if you guys have light leather I can really I can I can upgrade the
end though you want you want my I need seven medium.
I can make all of the story of stories if you guys bring me some light
leather or come to me come to me quick because I'm going to log off.
No no I need the light leather to upgrade the end already.
I wish I could stay on.
That's what everybody says.
That's what I'm a dead say.
Thank you, sir.
Somebody give me some of that
light leather, big dog.
Can you freaking relax?
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll be with you in a second.
All right.
Yo, this guy.
For real though.
Yeah, yeah, you can't put lava in a bucket yet, can you?
You can't put a nugget in a biscuit, can you?
Hey yo, chill, chill, chill, chill!
Get out of my house, buddy. Get the hell out of my house.
What do you say now, pussy? Get out of here. Get out of here.
Oh, it's just- Oh, this is Castle Law, buddy. This is Castle Law. Get out. I'm about to take you out. Get-
Castle Law? Where the hell do you go?
Ah! Shit!
Hey, you need leather?
Yeah
This take that thank you take this Roger. Okay. Oh my god. He's just oh my god. He just put his essence all over me
All right now get out of here before I call the cops
I'd love to have a llama pit under my floor
your hand us all right I'm dagger I got a sword for Eli and a dagger for
oh I mean not mean to do that
okay what do I want a mace with you kind of hard or maybe a paddle ax all
fucking parallax
That's we're shooting me earlier
You're gonna come back I'm gonna minecraft troll your house you can be covered in lava
Like raining down from like 800 meters up
Thank you, thank you
I'm about to strip all these trees in the wood
I'm gonna play some of planks if you fucking count. I swear. Oh, that's sick
You want one of these video?
That even guy ah
Oh, yeah, still
Still okay, but sorry are you entombing him?
Entombing entombing
Entombing Entombing
Hey guys
Oh that's fun
Yeah, you can uh, they're the deck pretty blackwood
Do one more time. I'll fucking do I'll fucking do
I'm trying to make like a dark temple
You be hurtin bro. You are hurtin. Yeah, I'm about to die
If you go to the nether and you give volcanic rock, could you bring something back? I'll do it if not
Okay, I can maybe make more
necessary but
I'm going I
think
I
Might I might walk on later after work
Is it like crack dude you get on you like yeah, I could get on later, huh?
My lunch is about to be over so
Did you even eat?
No
Yeah, this guy's clearly not fat stolen valor
I had a Costco hot dog for breakfast
That's like that's like 40 grams of protein
I wish I wish I did not come here
their pizza slice
Magma Rhino toad imagine that being on your fucking bird so there's only one
magma Rhino toad down there but when you go in there they don't ask how many
they ask how buddy well I might ask how many
I don't know
I'm gonna go in and show me the nether is I know it guys I got one of the shorts as well
Wait, did you guys good? Are you guys in the nether right now? I'm coming
Yeah, I just left I'm not gonna lie I heard him and I just left
I'm listen if we all go together they can't true true true back and forth all right
All right good luck fellas have fun
Where's he where's he all my stuff died?
Oh dude they're in the lava hold on let me get my hair is what I'm looking that's a lot of toads
One down one down one down one down
I killed the other time you're good you're good. Nice. There's some high
We've got lessons to fire whoa what yo they're respawning in the lava what I'm there. Oh my god, they're in there in the walls
Yeah, we're good
Really fuck with gravity that much
It's mine. Thanks.
Well, I didn't say I was gonna get back.
Yeah, it's mine. Thank you.
You want to come kill this really cool guy over here?
Can you give us a second to reorganize our inventories?
Yeah, absolutely.
I just kind of get three times in a row of shoes.
I get no fucking patience.
I got your sword, I think.
Yeah, I didn't have a sword.
All right.
There it is.
Oh my oh the battleaxe is sick
I
Got it here, please get that from my POV I turned around and I just stuck her straight
assassinate you I literally turned to the right of the perfect time I wouldn't
have seen it have oh my god more turns turns on yourselves oh my fucking
kill you this is your fault I hope you die oh my god bro no you need to get it
for my I just turn around and I see Tucker full slow mo in the air just
land on you and insta-kill you
We'll have it play out, and then we'll do the replay from your oh my god
Yes, and I'm dropping
Yeah
Fuckers big up where are these guys spawning from over there? It's in the
You see those items in the lava. Yeah, but I think if you walk here
Why is he coming out of the walls?
AHHHHH YOU FUCKIN' UGLY BITCH!
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?!
OH YEAH NICE BLOCK!
Oh shit, I waved. I waved.
Bitch!
Oh, I'm here.
Woooo! Wait, what did you get? I think I... no, no, hold on.
I definitely did, I definitely did.
I don't hear it.
Well, this is some of my extras.
Here, no, no, but that's mine. That's actually here.
I have some extras on me.
That's iron.
Hold on, I have some extra shit.
Like, some of it's mine. Some of it is your guys's, but this is like my old copper shit.
I have no idea what exactly.
Is there a crossbow?
Uh...
So maybe our shit...
Good news, guys.
Here.
I'm upgraded to iron now. It's great.
Sorry, bro. I don't know. I don't want you to be making about it.
A hundred arrows. No, I know.
I think stuff does die because I had a hundred arrows to I have.
Yeah, I got a lot of arrows. I don't know why.
But I'm keeping those that could have, you know, this whole different
universe, guys, back up, move, move again.
You should watch it from that perspective.
But what do these guys do?
Buddy, I know I don't need to watch a perspective.
Tucker, do you need food? Tucker, do you need food?
I'm not playing food. Oh, I gotta eat you.
Hey, Ethan.
Dude, the clip, wait, I'm watching this clip.
Cover me. I need to see this. This shit was cinema.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, not premeditated my ass.
Oh, my God.
Brother, you look insane.
No, he took that ship personally.
I can only tell you I did not.
Sure, man.
So good.
I'll remember that.
Oh, guys!
Yeah, I'm gonna fight everyone.
I'm bothered his ass.
I can't even use- I don't even have a pickaxe no more.
Here, here, I gotta pick it. You can use this pickaxe.
Here.
Does he have another one?
Here.
You have two?
I just dropped the thorium.
Yeah.
Why do you have two?
Because, and it loses durability, so that's- they're both at half now.
Oh silver yo this is actually huge I need these for the staff the staffs the
yeah there's staffs in the game there's a fire nice thing yeah last week I don't
I don't really know what we used it for. I think it's just, I think it's just sort of looks. Fuck him.
Oh, there's a big guy over here.
Popper.
Come with me, come with me.
Uh, but iron.
Yeah, I mean...
After that man, I need a re-up.
What? Well, that guy just went iron-
I'm gonna get a market crash of 26.
That's...
Me? Currently?
Get my market crash. I mean, dagger stabbing me in the back of the head.
Oh dude, he was way more brutal
My name is Markiplier
There's a spirit here
I
Do you think there's like there's something down there
I know you want to find the lowest point and dig deeper
That's what I'm thinking
Can I like leap up all that I can't do no no I know I know but I meant like with the axe
Cuz the yeah, no, I don't why I saw those in full effect sucker
I think we just did a move.
We did.
We're chilling.
Anybody remember the way back to the portal?
Yeah.
Oh, I hear it.
I can see it.
Oh, you can hear it too.
That's cool.
It's coming around.
I'm going down, unless it's all lava underneath a certain level.
Why'd I hear it, Ted?
Oh my god, it's your spot.
I'm coming.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
bro. I beat his ass. Oh, he sucked me. I'm on him though.
Later, bitch. Got him. Thank you. It's really close.
I'm going on an adventure. Yeah, you're building straight down.
I saw that, right? I mean, not straight down.
And this is volcanic. I don't know if it's not messing around.
It's fucking hard to break.
Can you throw me one singular torch?
fresh out fine yeah what you need what you got oh I'm stuck I just needed one
torch or you can go and start mining down no I hear no I have to like hold on
how do I separate this off my hot wheel though that's a lot of stuff I'm
I don't know I'm doing this so inefficiently but whatever there I dropped
I'm just gonna watch I like to watch
I
I have one of the shards on me, but you guys already went through the portal
I'm starting to think this never ends.
Never ends.
Let's go a different way.
Oh, oh, okay.
Does everyone hurt me, dude?
You're not helping me hurt it.
That's so much more canned cobbled a bit of my content.
This shit is so ass.
What are we doing?
I don't know, man.
I wanted to do this and now you know I feel pressured to stop.
that
you want to do this
you wanted to see if there was a problem
there's a faster way to do it, just take straight down
you don't have the balls to do that
I'm telling you to do it
I don't have the balls to do that
what the hell
So this is our life now, huh?
No, I think this is minecraft, I feel like I would have hit someone else.
Oh, you hit a torch!
Whoa!
Yeah, put it down.
Give me a false hope.
Oh!
Alright, I found the bottom.
Alright, let's go.
awesome I was super sick all right let's go get killed by magma toes
have you back about time
Pussy!
I'm a little bit..
Nah fuck it!
I'm a little bitch!
That's right.
Oh, there's another one over there.
I can go kill his brother.
There's so much silver.
I don't really...
Well, that's a flaming skeleton.
Wait, where is it?
Is it actually silver or is it iron?
Ok, I think I got it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is it actually silver or is it iron?
No, it's silver.
It's not, it's not.
Nice swing.
Dude, I look sick, though.
Flew right through him.
Oh, wait.
Check this out.
Check this out.
No!
That was cool.
Is he going to blow up?
I don't know.
That would have been sick if he would.
Layed out, dude.
Layed out.
I feel like there's not much left in here.
all right well he's burning oh there's a mage over here
and there's a warrior right here oh shit mage and a warrior
who is thank you don't like surely there's something valuable here at some
point
Maybe well the thing is I think um fire that's it yeah, let's say there's like a ton of these
I don't think it's like one giant nether like this is like one cave at the bottom
Wait, what is this over here though? There's some green shit
it. Yeah. Yeah. It might be. What is that? It's like crystal shards. No, like, I think
this game is more like go far down in every cave that you find, not like that there's
one. Yeah. Let's teleport back and go find a new one.
They had each other back. Go back. Look at the top here.
I thought you meant like you could do it from right here.
No, that would be sick.
Slash home. I mean, there's
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
You need all that firepower for that little fucking slug
on the ground. It's about sending a message.
What message? No one's gonna fucking... no one walked away from that alive.
True, actually I didn't think about this. I'll workshop it.
The message is death.
Oh, toads! Toads above! Holy shit.
I think that's back where the thing is.
We go... we go... we can go this way.
I think we go... we go up to the right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh oh. Wait. Wait. Wait. No, no, this is right. Where's
Longo? Did you guys find it? I think I hear it. I hear it. I
hear it. It's by me. Oh, up this way. Come here, Tucker. This
way feels good. But I think I'm too far down. But it's by me.
This way feels good. We could just go up. I found it.
It's right here. That's a different one.
Oh, I see we went around this way. Yeah.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
So I have a shard. So how does this work, John?
No, no, a shard, sir?
Well, don't act with me yet. Let's get a bunch of shit.
Yeah, more arrows, more arrows.
You need more light leather? Let me see if I can...
I used a lot of it to be able to make the weapons.
What? What is what?
What's this guy? What is this thing?
What?
This little crawly guy.
He's inside my farm.
Oh that's...
Yeah, no he's still...
No! Get back in there!
Cuddles! Get back in there!
I might kill him.
Now I'm in trouble.
He's a bitch.
Oh.
Nice work guys.
You got a shot up in John.
I killed the goal. I killed the goal. I mean, I probably hit him too, but like that's his
This happens
I'll make the most of them stand.
I don't want to make wild meat campfires, right?
I can't do it on that one.
I mean, indoor campfire.
Does it go base off of like the slot in your inventory
or does it put certain items in there?
I don't know, it does.
I smoke from like an enemy base and I have a cooking campfire
inside like this stuff.
I see wiener.
Hard smarter, not harder, dude.
That's what I always say.
What do you mean?
I said old thought.
I never, literally, never heard you say it before.
I literally, I said it like two days ago.
You were there.
Remember?
I was just lying.
Are you avoiding me?
Dude.
No, no, no.
Gaslighting.
It's not even a real word.
I can actually make two fragments wait you already have the ancient gateway made um
Yeah, John. Yeah, you do.
Yes.
Cool.
Should be good.
I keep that stuff.
Okay, I'm just gonna eat these berries.
Big berries, right?
This is the worst case.
What's the worst thing that happened?
I need some random berries.
What is it?
It's night shade.
You die.
Yeah.
Seems pretty.
that's just unlucky though I mean yeah we're skilled if I want to use this
nice pickaxe that's insane because I gave it's like half of my story I have
tons I tend to get just use it actually yes the only thing that I think it's
just like I'm going through a lot of medium so I might need actually I'll
bringing me and I can bring me whatever we burn through all my story I mean I
still have like enough to make sense but I swear to God bro it's six right yeah
it's expert I saw 30 on me after making this one okay well I mean we can
sit above the I got you here Tucker I'm being greedy I don't know holy shit
Holy leather what the let's go baby. Thank you, sir
That's that's big
No, I know honestly, I just haven't organized my shit. So like the quick stack stuff is like
Also, does it not quick stack from your hop art is not
John, nice upgrades to the house, man.
Thanks.
Fucking logged on, I was like, what did you make?
Like what happened, bro?
Expanded a little bit.
I will not tell anyone I am rich, but there will be some.
Like yeah.
For the last time I saw you had a wood heart, bro.
I won the lottery
Rose got two beds two beds
The sign that I'm ready a bed from every day of the week, but just brothers got a door
I'm gonna add some of your house, okay with log
You the one that put that in front of my house too nope that'd be flam doing that
Yeah, he's kind of a douche. It's all right. I didn't know you could hear me. Yeah, my bad. All good
That's all I got
My doors are too large for you
Big ass door. You need a lot of blocks, brother
So you want to hit up one of the shards like everywhere
The left side of the map at least for me, I haven't they haven't discovered much I don't think let's go left unless you
What are the shards? What's the point of that? What are we doing? They're like?
procedure
What aren't they like procedurally generated?
Dude, my building hammer got lost in the great war of the nether when Tucker killed me.
Where do I get another one?
I need leather, I'm pissed.
You guys want to go to bed?
Wake up, then at state time we can slaughter small creatures, get their luhides, and
then dry it out.
This is a great point Tucker, that's such a good freaking point dude, I love when
you think.
I know, let's do that.
Everybody in your bed?
Yeah, I'll just leave.
I lost my bow too.
It's crazy because it says I'm waiting on crowds and
flowers. Yeah. Not anymore. Not anymore. Yeah, it should just be crowds now.
Yeah, it says that. Yeah, it does. I started a small little project.
Okay, project finished.
I need to get some fucking hate in there.
I didn't get any earlier.
What?
Oh, really?
The map isn't centered around here?
Oh, okay.
Great day to be awake.
Still depressed.
Weird.
Thought that would go away.
yes you're done what daddy warbucks asks i got you just get it you know yeah as
your residential dwarf i got the weapons bro i got you come on over big
does that's our medium leather in the light leather no i should be able to
she got my son my son enjoy much for me should I'm gonna use the hell out of
this thing
the move
you move no no it's really damn this bogey oh
Dude, I did it!
I did it! Stop it!
It was not...
Not again.
Oh, you moved.
Ooh!
I'm learning.
That one should be perfect.
Right on the button.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh-uh.
Hmm
My turn it was almost right on the button. Oh, that's not good. You can see them. You can see them coming down
What?
Oh, it worked.
Oh, right on the obelisk.
Just doing measurements in your head.
Calculating.
Miss.
That one looks a lot.
Oh.
Shoot in the same spot, bro.
Okay.
Getting my lineups.
You're spreading it out a little bit there spreading it out a little bit gave a little bit of action
Yeah, yeah, we're doing it
I
I
Tell me you have no fucking armor, bro
Can you not go into the nether with a jumpsuit? You could just have it hidden. How does it?
Maybe I should yeah, I forgot how we got a board. Yeah, I forgot
Oh, this is so cool now now. We're talking
Put some pants on there at least
You don't need pants. I'm already wearing pants. They're long socks.
The green from the Thorium matches my character's accents.
And then we got...
That's where the red one is.
Do you think that's what you're trying to talk about?
I don't know but Tucker assassinated Smitty earlier, here's the same John.
Oh I got a shard, okay, do you have him as well?
I wasn't saying I need a fragment key but I have one, that's how I feel like.
Yeah, have it in your hand.
Have it in your hand.
Oh!
Now what?
This thing fucking sucks.
Oh! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
It does. The target world doesn't exist or disappear.
What?
What just happened?
What the?
Bro! What?!
What the fuck is that?!
What do you mean we did it last time?
It's not in the fucking game.
No, that specific portal did we do that? Yeah, that was life essence of life show me that I'm going home
We did more essence of life I have more fuck
Or we could just go hunt small animals like we agreed going to smaller
With smaller venture sure all right. Let's go. I'll give you the essence of life first, but
I have thorium. I have thorium.
Take from the four and give to the rich. John, here, am I still stacked up on yours? Come here.
Here you go, man. Taxes. That's how they work, right there.
W. Got to be the first person to willingly do taxation.
First person to mention, gaming reference.
I just got 126 more.
Well, how are you doing? He's got a farm. He's got a farm. He's hiding the farm. What do you mean?
Well, not farming as well. Oh, also farming? Well, I gave you 49, so that's important.
You step on crops in this game and fucks them up? What the fuck?
All right, let's check it. I have this in my place too.
Yeah, let's fucking burn with all my shit. No, no, no. I mean, you can just grow back.
That's a beauty of farming. Yeah, but these are permanent ones. I don't know if I get the seeds back.
Oh
You see man this time
baby fucking you get it
what is this button what is middle mouse button no no it looks like it's an
interact key or i'm digging something or jerking it yeah yeah i'm really
splogging that shit, bro
You don't move
So why did it take all my
Let's go
I'll follow you
We should go west.
Let's go west.
Weast.
Let's go west.
All right.
I was going to.
All right.
But here's the thing.
I see a different biome north west.
I've been up there pretty far.
You're about to hit like a bandit camp,
but it's like boring.
It's not that great.
Yeah, but you should go west.
You never go west.
You should go west.
I'm going west.
I'll meet you guys.
Damn, holy shit.
That was sad.
Skin it, dude.
You're just going to kill it.
Yeah.
I don't even want it to leather.
Yeah, that's hardcore.
Horse leather.
Oh, man, man.
Now fuck that.
Got mine, Spirity.
Got mine.
Can you make a boat?
That would be really high.
You could just mount horses, I didn't think.
Oh, oh, they're after me.
That's my fucking horse.
One more fucking time.
Okay, they're kind of fucking me up hold on
Pussies nice job, dude
Now we will take their hard-earned cash
Apple
What sharks
They don't you find a hole
I think I looted that down there
You got John you
Okay, let
One of these
I
Know that there's a hole right here
Big drop leather big leather
things do be dropping leather a real
Dear maybe kill a baby pig that's crazy. You just maybe kill baby pig not baby pigs
I said pigs you well pigs implies any type of pig you can't just I
I was just assuming that you would understand that you can't hunt little little animals.
Or I can definitely hunt baby animals.
It's just ethically, is it ethically?
Is it ethically?
What?
Is it ethically?
Is it ethically?
Is it ethically?
Is it ethically?
Think about it.
Think about it.
No, it's not ethically.
He's so whimsical for this conversation.
I
Want to find out
My brand new Louis Vuitton turkey bag that'd be drip though
Gobble gobble gobble gobble so much stone rubble. I'll eat all this
I
Did that last time in hell it was crazy you'll have to save me and shit
Yeah, you're not going we stop currently going we
I mean I was but I just saw a more engaging thing in the distance so I'm gonna come to you sucker. Yeah
Let's try it. Let's see what they got for us over here
This is a Minecraft for zoomers. Yeah, yeah, basically
Yeah, how come you don't get raw hide from fucking
boxes that's like the crime thing this turkey here they they give you yeah I'm
killing them yeah he did he did he did for real surely if I keep going west
or something crazy over here bullshit that's that gobble gobble we talked
about it
It's like a railroad.
Well, you've been here.
Rabbit just accepting this.
Look at those brutal.
I mean, what do you want it to do your 40 times a size?
Oh, it's like a whole mine.
It was tanking it guys good news light hide acquired nice. Oh, we're so up the hunt is over
Got one
Holy shit, I found I found a giant mine shaft
It's huge
It's fucking huge I like that I thought it was funny
Yeah, dude, it just keeps going I didn't hear what he said.
Whoa.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, it's trying.
It's a fighter.
I'll let that bear probably does it.
He's got heavy loaded arm.
I'm watching it.
It's a big ass rat.
Nice.
You got it?
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Yeah, but I found it.
I found a massive like base underground.
Oh wait, that's what we need to get, that's the good shit, Lombard.
Yeah, like this is like, this reminds me of when me and Eli found all that golden shit underground.
I
I'm west
Yeah, he's outside of our range. I think he's not even looking for anything in this point. What do you mean?
I made a mind-sharp this place is sick
It's huge boys. I'm gonna we said west I went west
You're running so quick.
You see, you see where the problem is?
Oh my god, it's so beautiful here.
I'm so glad I'm here.
It probably wouldn't be leaving the way it is.
It's beautiful.
There's so many bears.
Oh yeah, get some more of that.
Whatever the hail.
Is it the kelp?
Shut up, the kelp.
It's just glowy.
I got a rail cart. Two rail carts for free.
I don't know. Got him though.
I just ran right by some of your help dude. Seriously, you're up.
I wasn't paying attention.
That much is evident. I found a man shaft too.
they kill on each other I think they're killing each other okay it's really cool
down here the wizard cast and spells that means up to the shadow money was
maybe we should go down there we don't know what's down here though we got over
here bro it was really the only thing I was gonna ask is some shit
I'm out for one thing and one thing only light hide it is really a disgusting
lack of small creatures kill yeah that was a normal sentences if I've ever
heard one it's me when I'm out and do it only shit this place is huge
it is kind of interesting
I
Froggy's all this looks fun. This place is rabbit. This is fucking great. Oh, I found a chest
Oh, we got some high blit nice
Oh my god, don't go in the cave
There's ice in this cave. There's not even like a snow biomer right here.
You know what's crazy is I just saw it said 8500 and it looked like our characters were
For years at a time when we're not playing yeah
It's like severance they only exist because we let them we have ruined the show
So it doesn't get away the show still totally work watch
What the fuck is this dude?
This tons of shit.
I have four.
I have four for my little spot here.
like I don't go on this way yet
little smop creature we need more iron for stuff
I have like a hundred iron, I don't need iron.
I just need some of the good stuff.
Yeah, I know where my thorium is, but I want to explore some other stuff.
Oh fuck, they fucked me up.
Sam.
Ah, Sam.
Why did that swamp reptile drop like a medium leather?
Other chests!
Or hide.
Hide behind.
I guess.
I guess I think the only real, I think really the problem is that you don't have the ability
to make the medium hide stuff.
Like I don't have the ability to hide that much right now.
I do.
Why?
Holy.
I'm saying that you need medium-high for all the good stuff that we have
So if you just wanted to go find thorium or cobalt it would be chillin
The fuck is this? It's a gnome. I can't believe you're downplaying the amount of money. I have
It's not a lot. You're thinking fun for it. You're like, well, it could be a grind to do this
But I'm not I'm just I'm just like you want me to do that
Is this what I just looted? Yeah, one percenters right here
I'm just a guy who owns live houses.
I own one house for you, okay?
For now.
The bank still owns it technically.
Mushroom salad, meat pie, pumpkin pie.
It's crazy.
Sponies pretend to be like one of you, chat.
I am.
I am one of you.
We're all the same.
We're all human.
Don't worry, chat.
I'm randid, so.
W.
Finally authentic streamer around here man, content creator.
I just try to stay humble.
This little fucking cabbage patch kid walking around.
He just got two big goals.
What the fuck is that?
He's buying me a Bitcoin on a dip bro.
I don't fucking crypto.
Good luck champion.
He's really uncomfortable looking honestly.
Oh, I found Torium.
What the fuck?
Let's go.
I think I'm not wearing any red.
You guys want carrots or something?
Yeah, bring me the boy at stake.
stake
Brother
And if I was last thing I'd ever do you guys see all the shit that happens the people of crypto last thing I'd ever do if I
Fucking do that. It would be like oh, yeah
Yeah, come down here it's fucking sick
This place is huge man
Crypto Bros and it is
Dude this place just keeps going
All right
I'm ready to continue.
Okay.
Okay, I noticed you moved before you said you were ready to continue.
Oh, that's Discord lag, Discord lag.
Okay.
Understandable.
Okay, two more seconds.
I can't believe, I can't believe a better company hasn't come around and made better Discord yet.
Dude, you guys heard of ventrilo?
I'm trying to...
Take me back.
I can't even include a joke like that.
The one's gonna get it. Yeah, not not your fucking chat. Ain't no way
Why are you bragging about having 40 year olds in your chat? Yeah
He's just a youtuber let him be thank you
Shit
Oh, I found a fucking
That's what I was saying I was hoping I
That's why I said it was like the place of me and uh you I found last time
Yeah, switch that was crazy
I
Sorry man
Didn't need them didn't need them. Oh, you can't you can catch he's like that wait
That a major
I thought about doing it, but I didn't do it yet was it was it sick as hell
I mean, no, it's the idea is there almost
That is the biggest lie. I think I've ever done say in my fucking life
What's the second biggest I can't say it oh
Oh
Cuz they deserve it
This at least you had a good reason
Okay, cool, but
So I think I'm just gonna go back this way is down the cave. Yes
Let's call them mind-shaping. I'll be honest
I
Okay
If you had a house go down
This is where
Yeah, I got 15 light-eyed
What the hell is that thing they're mole mole rat you ran away. I'll kill him
No reason
What the fuck it's literally a naked mole rat or something. Oh shit
I think I've been in this one. This is what I was just saying. Yeah, fuck
I found some weird goblin over here Smitty
Hey, uh
What's wrong with this chunk God something's wrong with this goblin dude
also we kill the rats the rats always have light hide yeah no goblin my nice guy oh spider
I just sell drugs outside the club.
Pop off.
Marmot.
Are you stand up on two legs with it?
I hate when rats act.
I hate when they're bipedal.
Fucking annoying.
Yeah, I lost the job back up.
Hmm.
Didn't even get anything from it.
Oh my god, magma frogs are running, see ya.
I just got any magma frogs.
I just keep running.
Well, y'all ain't find this?
Yeah.
No, somehow you've gotten deeper.
I go deeper.
Yeah, you go as real deep.
I'm in that shit.
wait John don't oh yeah I found one of you hey I was that I was John I found
John yeah I'm lucky really the bass drop I sure I don't think sir no they don't
damn I think I got most of it I think I got most thank you no I got some I got
the thorium already out of here
holy shit come on
come on
yeah I think right before I was
there's something wrong with that chunk bro
that or the person who got there
was like I am fucking minding this shit
I am not touching this copper that's this
wait what is this
well it's good
well it's good
wait wait wait
magma slugs? magma?
whatever it's fucking
go down to hell. Sorry guys. What? Oh my God. I can't tell if you're
trolling. No, I got a diamond. I'm a Tucker. Well, I've never
even seen a diamond. How the fuck did he find a diamond?
Dude, we're made as much as a fucking idiot. They missed out
big. Uh oh, I'm scared.
Yeah, I'm about to die.
You guys, I'm coming down. Is this because
I thought I was about to fall in lava.
Oh my god, he's chasing my ass.
Where you guys at?
No, no, no.
I'm in the water.
Oh, Tucker, no!
That's brutal.
Were the rest of you with Tucker?
No!
I'm on my death.
No.
I'm a Avenging Tucker right now.
Killed one.
Oh, good.
If you just want to grab the pickaxe, I guess, that's...
I'm trying not to get sucked by a frog.
Dude, the frogs are open.
What's your location? I'll do that
So I think I don't think you get like lose it
I had 10 minutes at these funds might be dead at these funds in 10 minutes
I
Wouldn't have been me
He got some cool shit Tucker, I'm not taking it. I'm just
I'll stand nearby so if it if you actually aren't gonna make it I'll take it
I'm gonna slowly try to pick up your pickaxes. Oh fuck Jesus Christ there's so much shit
love it. Lot of goons. Back in the shaft. That's a big rat.
Holy crap, it's a big rat. Don't get that. You want me to try to get your armor back?
No, I just had copper. I don't really care that much, honestly.
Roger.
Are your daggers though? Yeah, those, those for sure.
Yeah, I got your daggers. You have so many pickaxes, bro.
three pickaxes they really go down so fast they only do like a couple hundred
well it's cuz every time your parakeet loses 10% and then the lower you go yeah
but the lower you go the tougher it gets I think is what somebody's telling
me in my chat so I
I
Got most your shit
Let's see if I can take out this floating deity in the sky
Is there anything besides the pickaxe or anything you think that's like a small item that I might
need to get?
I imagine I do avoid I.
Well you had 79 Essence of Life, I got it.
I'll just get out then. It's time to get the fuck out of here.
Oh, Eli's joint. Eli's to the back.
What are they supposed to do?
What happened?
Yeah, don't touch that thing. It's um...
My base is under attack.
By what?
There's a...
...fuster of Void Eye.
Oh, floating on the ground.
Oh, fucking frogs, dude!
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Fuck these guys.
It was not ideal.
I didn't know I'd get caught down here by a frog.
Yeah, I didn't f**k it.
The frogs are the scariest mobs in this game.
If there's more than one, there's more for sure.
That's a big ass case.
Yeah.
so so that's what i like there's like a bunch of those
all over and all the different biomes that have different stuff in them
i found one on the way here that i just didn't find what it was
i feel like instead of like finding him
i feel like a minecraft you can kind of just like keep going and you'll run into shit with this one
i feel like you need to be a little bit more intentional
learn where stuff is in Minecraft pretty easy well I don't know where I just went
but I just found the HALA chest let's go some gold HALA yeah yeah yeah you can
here. Yeah, I'll pay rent, dog. Sorry. Yeah, I do charge for an hour or two. All right, well, that's
fine. Yeah, you can chill there, bro. Let's chill.
No, no. Made all my money already. I'm chilling.
My monthly rate is 1% discount. 0% or? What is this, Walmart?
Yeah. I'll give you that guarantee. Walmart.
Nice
How are you awake?
She's you spoken another bear
Hit me harder
I'm afraid to go near this bomb he threw it and it hasn't exploded
I think if I go near it it will blow up. Yeah, okay, I'm not gonna go near it.
Oh, that's not a bomb. That's a pie.
It's a pie. It's a pie fact for me. A pie fact.
Fuck, dude. I just came thinking about hitting my bear.
Huh?
Where are we talking about?
There she is.
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh shit, I'm about to get tagged and be robbed on God.
Oh my God, stop.
That's why I just took shirt off and I'm going home now.
That was bad.
A bad way right here. Oh god, I'm back at a boss. Okay.
Thank you for a poop talk. I've been a bit higher.
I haven't read chat in so long, but I'm just chilling.
Oh fuck.
God damn it.
I've been so locked in dude, I get so lost in the sauce.
How are you, how are we doing chat? We all good?
No? Alright, well, guess what? Don't care.
Beat in 20 minutes.
I'm not so before my cat is crazy, I don't play in both, I'm fucking, I don't get out
to you
Oh my god, I think I'm getting out of here finally. Holy shit
They can't still feel me now
Yeah, we fucking did it
I mean just space barring on the ladder
I was like a 60 per angle.
We're just teleporting.
Is that a mob?
What is that?
That is a mob.
I got to be honest, I fucking hate being able to find my way out of the cave.
Yeah, I just got out and it feels insane right now.
I'm free.
the color of the shard you make blocks with the shards
yeah but I think we need them for something somebody said when I found
yellow shards that they were really hard to find and did not clarify
all right all right I mean we can make make Christmas lights
Hello. I do remember from saying he's
in for. I don't know if it's the best.
But yeah, you can. Yeah, you can make.
It's like each color is what the potion does,
like reds, hell, yellow stamina.
Now I like what you do at the chart.
Like no one's hearing him say Christmas lights.
Yeah, I say Christmas lights.
I'm sorry. So.
You are not Jewish.
I don't believe you're Jewish.
right
What do you mean if somebody was like
You can make you can make sound
I do this thing
Only be racist if you did that
Yeah
Hey, that's still then just remember that that's still yeah
Yeah, two things then
Okay, I kind of like this rule this this kind of I like this I like they were giving like
Good I like this
Did you know that China Hedge of Dead are different from here?
Oh my god.
That's just one thing though, right?
That's one thing.
Oh my god.
Oh that's great.
That's an insane statement.
No, no.
It's cool.
He didn't squint his eyes.
He didn't say whatever he wants.
Hey, it's children.
Let me clip this.
Say whatever he wants
Hey, it's children so make this
I'm a fucking biggest hell
Bitch
Bitch not much. No, I timing you bitch. That's right. Tell them me they're good for me. He's what the fuck is up with that?
Why the meat always feel me more in Minecraft?
I think I'm gonna die.
Meme, I appreciate it, but I'm not I usually don't do like messages from chat to people because it kind of it becomes a mess
I have
I've 36 light hide
That's pretty good. I think I've less than that. I think I have 22.
Do we need books? Anybody be reading in this group or not?
No, I have books for like, is it like a decorite?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Yeah, I got just fucking books, you can't not find them.
I have some books.
You can make book shelves from the builder's workbench, so that's the best thing.
Oh shit, I didn't realize it was in the chest.
Oh well, alright, that works.
That was a normal chest.
If you guys need me to, I'm in a base that has beds, I guess, so I can sleep.
No, I'm not near bed.
Oh my god, demon.
Let's kill him, dude.
I'm probably void.
Yeah, I think that's it.
crazy ass fucking conversation you just had right?
what?
Yeah, I ain't going near this one. I ain't going near this one.
I was squinting my eyes during that.
No, it's fucked up.
Is you you crossed the line there by
Guys I found another mine ship
Like a massive one
Where are these people trade?
Yeah
Yeah, the little rootlings. Yeah, they're a little yeah, they're true. I said you can trade with them like villagers
We're gonna have to come back here and pillage boys. I will not have this I might have already stolen all their shit
You should check there. There's some of the good routers
I
He keeps saying things that make me you know what I mean like I think he's you're too white. You're like you're too. Whoa, like stop
Yeah, I never thought I'd hear
We didn't steal this stuff. I'm stealing all this stuff. Oh, yeah back my true
Just like an American
I don't know what we need the pedals for, I'll just.
These are cool. What are these little lights?
I'm gonna harvest them.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
of
the
the
well when I get out I could probably what do we need to make the portal because I could probably run one out
I'll make two
Yeah, I gotta take all these lights from this village out to inspect them make sure they're up to code never dig straight up into the base of a tree
No
Yeah
Yeah
Oh, no, I can't just do it. Okay. I guess this whatever this is
Don't worry. It's my security team
I
Check I think we take up the base of this free house. Yes, and then you would all collapse. Yes. Yes
God is good
That you want to go to this island
I mean it really I surely there's a reason this is out here
No, I'm pretty sure it's just a spawn
You think they're oh my god, you think that island bar and grill is gonna changes all that sick
You can just take these oh dude. Okay, somebody run out to me. I'm not I won't discover this one
Me robbing the local vape show you what did you find well?
I found like a mine shaft right like it's it looks pretty wicked from the top at least I could be completely wrong
But I think it's pretty sick
I'm gonna go yeah
Okay, nobody all right. Yeah, I'm not
All right
For channel, I'm good dog. It's all you
This island was a lot further than I thought swimming to this island is don't tell you no boats is ass
Now they sold this whole
Oh
Sure he had a chain of irons
Something like that this place is crazy
I invited my friends again they're not coming so
I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about.
or Vegas
There's a burger New Vegas follow New Vegas. There's no reason I know about that place
Oh, God
Respond to about the burger place that fucking the burger place thingy. Tell me
There's a burger
Man, what is it the sad and bogey?
I said no pickles and they gave me the McPickle fucking pounder what the fuck is this shit
I
Fuck is this the baconator and they gave me a fucking tomato nator. What the fuck
Dude it you haven't seen a video it was
now
it was like the ends of a tomato cut off and the whole thing in the middle is crazy
because it's something visceral about thinking about eating like seriously a burger
oh that should juicy
i fucking despise tomatoes on burgers
yeah i'm a fan either honestly
yeah who's doing that shit
uh tucker
tucker is a big tomato advocator
Because I hated them for a while, but it turns out it's a secret sauce you need in a lot of ways.
Oh, to me that was good, but keep that shit off my burger.
No.
It's the worst customer service ever.
The hungry is not correct.
As far as he, that's what I'm saying, dude, we're barely, we're like still at the top level too.
I
Was a one for it again show I just
Show was really good
Yeah, the venue was nuts it was a brand new soundstage for like movies with a build sets so it hadn't been used yet
Oh, but it's all just like soundproof. The audio was insane
He's always having a good time
I don't know why I get your dick out of his mouth, I honestly would take your balls deep
out of my dick.
Get his dick out of your mouth.
Man, I'm still tilted about that.
Ticket shit.
Yeah, the San Fran one.
That would have been cool.
It would have been.
I think we'd get the audacity to ask if I wanted to fly to a different city.
I don't know this game. I want to hang with you
But it's not close this close enough. It's close to our flight. Come on now. Yeah
It would be this is why I never invited a la
Dude, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, that's valid. You know what you know, it's valid. I'll be just a dead every chill like
I'm back home
apparently I can't build land
this mineshaft is crazy
oh he's in metal
I don't know if I did
I'm gonna keep it
careful
Careful what you say man, careful what you say
Goddamn there's so much shit in here
What the fuck is this
That was a pretty successful run. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, bro.
Uh, where to put all this stuff? I have a bunch of, like-
Dude, what the fuck is going on? Dude, this place is huge, man.
That's another thing. I feel like I pick up a ton of shit and I get back and I'm like what is any of this important?
I'm up to 50 light height. Let's go
Ah
I
Wasn't there one like above me up here
I
wrote the last
Holy
hammerhead sharks in this game
What I would ever put a cobblestone
my fault
fix it
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah, exactly.
What?
What's happening?
Whatever.
So what is charging it up do more of because it seems like the damage is the same.
game. My big Minecraft fan. I'm currently in the middle of doing a chain together hardcore
Minecraft fun with friends, but I've actually never beaten the game, which is, I know,
a wicked statement but yeah
yeah so i found diamond and emerald
yeah i heard some animal thunder found diamond
yeah if you went did anything pop up like you know what you can do with it
no it just says the hearts of mighty golems are out of the forms of these
jeff jay they're out of the forms of these gemstones
but the arcanists you need it's for the arcane table for sure
Okay, time to reach my stairs.
I'm awesome.
What if I just make diamond grills? What if that's like the one item I get from it? That'd be crazy.
I'd be going game. I'd be fucking, I'd be pulling my lip back and shit.
Stone coffin.
Doesn't look like you can make anything with it yet.
Oh
That's cool. What's it for? Is the wall?
Scaled way too easy
I don't think I should go into that hell. I think I'll die.
It's going to keep the people out.
Oh man.
What?
Hopefully.
Oh, I didn't hear you.
What's the deal with water in this game? How does it work for farming?
It doesn't get a water in can ah, okay
So doesn't have to be two blocks away
This it's fucking I swear to God every time I end up in one of these places just goes on endlessly man
All right, I show
I just don't have flam anywhere near sub-engineering what I do now what I do now
You didn't even zone it
I'm not
Yeah, fuck him
Yeah, fuck him
Fuck him
Yeah, fuck
It's just actually like a disgrace
An actual disgrace
You got no respect, you got no respect I tell ya
You know what I do got though?
53 light hide
Man actually sounds wonderful
Can you tell me what we need for a portal or two rather so I can build one?
This is mentioned
Holy crap, don't you hear that here cuz I just know because you're talking over portal to mention
portal 3 oh
Hey, is there a farmer working at work to
I'm by D Sun and I live in the ocean.
I'll just come back and help us your logs and something else.
You know what, fuck.
This place is huge!
Yeah, I see. It's hard to get in there.
You're a grown fuck!
By the way, I need your farm award bench.
Oh, it's only my last four.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, great. Awesome. Thanks.
Only level 1.
But if I use some of your vast wealth to make an iron hoe...
Yeah.
Are you done?
This is why you build the wall.
Okay, jump over here.
There's a...
I actually can't give a bit of a assist.
Does he?
Does he work site?
I'm accident.
Have you?
Motion.
Can't place orange mushrooms down?
uh try hitting f sometimes you need to place that one
i have to heat this shit up
now we're talking
are you doing this right?
yeah
i don't know if there's anything else like any water or something
how do you fuck it?
do you need water?
please fucking get up
not anymore he's fucking dead
oh oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. Did you see that shit? Holy fuck. I almost just died.
Oh my god.
I really need to start bringing portals with me.
dude I'm that's why I asked I was like I don't think I'm done running yeah it's
definitely time to just bring orders oh shit
is this cave is just I'm still going
this is blue what the fuck
yeah I don't have seen yo what's in up there
oh oh no fucking fuck
I don't feel like going down in the hell for that shit.
The math was wrong.
It's because I had to fucking bring my goddamn hate bomb.
What did I do now?
Now we're good.
That's probably valid.
I mean, I didn't say it wasn't.
I'm just wondering what the fuck I did this time, yeah?
You just messed everything up.
It's off.
Oh, okay.
All good.
and
so you look up
jump
Okay
I'm sure I'm John.
Even though the game is dog-shick and it's just like I was the only one who was.
That is true. It is true.
Real and true.
Professional hater.
I
Know I think we should just leave I think we're at this point. I don't I'm probably missing shit
I
Hello, I remember how the fuck I got in here. We're just gonna try to run out like this
I don't even climb up these holy fuck
What I know yeah it burns the longest and it's a free byproduct of wood so the fuck this was here the whole time
I'm on the way back, boys.
Oh, shit.
I'm on the way back, boys.
I'm on the way back, boys.
says what somebody says yeah I'm on the way back boys oh shit and in years I was
afraid I was gonna lose the diamonds why I love I'm not gonna lie I have oh my
item and we don't know what we can do with it at all it says our arcanist on
it but I checked the table I've accomplished many things like 56 light
hide. Jesus. That's crazy. And I have a hundred ring
crystal shards. No, I have two hundred and eight ring crystal
shards. Hundred. Yeah, it's been farming. Yeah, I've been
I've been far. Is that a please tell me that? Oh, no,
fuck up. You're the worst right now. It'd be so clutch.
You know to farm a little bit. We can't.
I'm my balls. I'm my balls. I'm not sure how to do it.
Hey, look, it's me, chef.
while I don't
What the fuck
Oh shit
I wish we had sliding doors.
I don't know if we have the tech for that.
Yeah, there's no redstone.
No, but you know like those Japanese doors?
I knew you were upset.
Holy shit.
One more strike.
Yeah, but it wasn't at the same time.
Oh, what the fuck.
You think it's ArtaRozzi, right?
Yeah, you can rotate the nozzle?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Another game changer.
Wait, what else did he drop?
Let that burn.
Oh, yo, let's go.
I'm getting some gear for you guys here.
Dude, he's truly a man of a few persons.
What?
Of a person.
Hey, can I get another thorium pig axe?
Thanks, man.
Yeah, I got you actually.
I'm just gonna break in your house and make it.
No, I'll get another three on me.
I'll make it on you.
So, I'll take it for the...
No, don't worry, man.
I'll just make one.
Where's your...
Don't worry, man.
All right.
Let's craft one up.
Thorium sword, that'd be nice.
I'll record that one.
Damn, you do not have many.
I'm not...
I was gonna do it for the joke.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I was gonna do it for the joke, but I didn't want to.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm helmet though, I think I'm gonna go with the helmet.
Oh, wait, does anybody show in Smitty that they can be a warlock?
Because I got the item to be one.
I can show them.
Well, like a wizard?
No, warlock.
Like a wizard.
No, like a warlock.
Is a cleric a wizard?
No, it's a cleric.
No, it's a cleric, and then there's a warlock.
Is that where the term clerical error comes from?
Sure.
It's.
I miss.
I'm perfectly.
I don't think there's really fun.
That's a third.
Yeah.
And you know, scary.
Yes, Miss.
I
Almost twice as good
Need a castle doctrine
Yeah, like you can't come to my house, I have the right to kill you shit. That's the castle doctrine
What the fuck is it the doctor have to do with anything?
well where's my show bro I'm coming you meet me halfway you're gonna be a
little girl I'm on the way run run weeks yeah for that yeah let me see the
permit John stop fucking building it stop stop actually stop you're fucking it
Bro dude, I'm getting grieved. He's making my home look ugly
He said dude
And that she came a thick bro
I
Need that light hide other alligators. Yeah, there are
Yes, there are I shut the fuck up. I said I like
Do my strategically place bushes what the fuck is wrong with you. I could use the daggers to better lose me right now
I'm going to throw up. This is awful. Look like it looked like my little cousin helped
on the world.
All right, that's fine. I'll take them. I feel like it's I feel like it's totally fucking
up my.
Only that makes me go far doesn't it?
It's using way more
Sure, give me that one back
It depressed pop space actually can be up
Ah, like that.
Ah, she got a gun.
That ass.
Thank you.
I think I have a repair.
How do I use this again?
Use what?
Repair kit?
Just you put it on here. No, just use it on here like use it like a normal item pull it out and right click it
Dude come on man
Yeah, we did lose both our games yesterday
I'm not going well for you.
Please bro.
This is just my relaxing time.
Everybody seen sweetie's pickaxe?
No.
No, I'm about to go through half thorium.
Dude, dude, come on man.
I can see the base now finally.
You should be able to see me on the map finally.
Um, yeah.
Do you see the long pillar up in the up front?
No, it hasn't rendered yet.
Holy fuck, I'm stabbing it in the face relentlessly, that's crazy.
I think I'm going to go back to my room.
I'm going to go back to my room.
No, I'm chillin. We'll be co-streaming CS tomorrow and doing our normal CS shoot.
My horse! He's back!
W!
I found my horse on the way back. Let's go
Yeah, let's go. Oh
Yeah, I saw it nice John nice well done
All right, hey pickaxe is back
Okay, oh no no no come back where so fuck he's running fast as fuck
let's hear it I meant to be muted let's hear your idea let's hear it anyway I'm
here in the tree house okay is that the idea yeah where are you at halfway
between I'm in the ocean it's halfway between if you go east there's an island
halfway be down there dude well wait let make sure the doors close yes they
It's in the sun.
Perfect.
Probably Europe.
Oh, man.
Also, the ocean music is incredible.
What a vibe.
Sound like like Mario 64.
Like, yeah, like a little underwater
temple type beat.
And then some jungles.
I'm telling you the music this is like some orchestra. It's really good
all things can see how they can get very impressive guys the rest of the game is strong champs
okay arrows one of the heroes
oh shit you're not having any at all day chat and I gotta work out in deadlift
I know you always something that gets said like that
White a vinyl ghost
you literally are like
when you're different
oxymoron
oxy
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I
Got ambient what'd you say, Smithie does anyone got so yeah, it's just desert you know some stuff there
Come east come east and then explore for the park east with me
Come pot. Yeah, but I but I'm halfway there
I don't know how to bring a portal I miss the whole my god bring a portal
Go east and you can check out the burnt area
Palisade
Wait, how do the portals work though because we only get to write per levels or no, how many do we get?
No, no, there's portals
And there's portals to like take us to a pocket dimension
So are the
Other travel ones just like chill
The blowing portals where you can just go anyone on the map that those are the ones you bring because they're basically like short
I
Tasted them at all temperatures
Oh, I seriously don't you've had a I have a home gym
I don't think it would be a hot pocket anymore if it's 3000
My point still stands wait you guys need anything for me cuz I gotta go you guys need any mats
Just don't want to admit it.
Roger.
All right, Gigi's boys.
How are you?
How are you leaving?
I gotta go lift, bro, at that time.
OK.
OK.
Now play a little longer.
I would, if I could.
All right, later boys.
You're good.
Yeah.
But you're the one making the choice to not play.
OK.
Bye.
All right.
You're having none of it.
I gotta catch up.
Thank you for watching.
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