you want to go. We could fly to the stars. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, tell me if you want to stay.
We could fly to the stars. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, tell me where you want to go. We could fly to the stars. Yeah.
I just realized I just accidentally debated YouTube, uh oh.
I forgot, I forgot to change my, uh...
Shit.
Heh.
Uh, okay, so, uh, spoiler, we're playing Overwatch first, and then I was gonna do 007, and you caught my 007 title, I forgot to change it over.
Whoopsies.
It didn't change over in time.
So, spoiler alert, we're gonna play, we're playing, we're playing 007 in like two hours.
I didn't see it on Game Pass yet, so dude, I should have reset my PC before I started
streaming today.
My PC's been acting out.
Oh, I opened Overwatch, wait, hang on.
Wait, hang on. Wait a minute. I'm already here, so fuck it. I didn't have whatever. I'm already all over the place today.
Hold on.
Uh, shit.
Okay, feel a little bad on the debate, my bad.
Um...
Okay.
Get this set up.
I don't know what I do when I'm starting anyways, so you get to see me this time, hello.
Alright, I'm a little all over the place today.
I'm all over the place today, because I've been trying to get shit done.
I have that
fence thing I've told you guys about, that I'm trying to get solved.
Trying to look into moving companies and whatnot, so there's a lot of things that are
kind of moving all at once, you know.
Let me see...
Yeah, Rivals are off the new map trailer, I'll wash it in just a sec.
Okay, what's our watch gonna go on 10th anniversary anniversary loot box? I
Opened in that right now. I save it for my
We only got one that's crazy
This is a watchful tomorrow for everyone else, but I was it hang on that's what I was checking
So on steam that's what happened my PC's being weird. I don't know why I'm
Let's try this again steam and then it says I can launch it hang on I'm gonna close out of our watch really quick
What happens when I click the button
It's launching, so I can play it, I'm going to close it.
Yeah, I got it. I don't know why, but I have it. I got it.
Yeah, so we'll do a little bit overwatch and then we're going to do 007.
I mean, like, we're going to be very strict. Very strict.
I know it's lagging a bit because I was closing overwatch and launching another game at the same time,
so my PC's running at full capacity. And I should have restarted my PC before I started today.
today it's been a little on the frets
i want to be a streamer so i can get games for free bitch i bought it what do
you mean i bought it through steve
what do you mean
yo yo play big super chat yes appreciate you appreciate you much
Yeah, Gus is having a hard time today because the cleaners are here.
And uh, yeah, he's not, he's not, he's not happy.
Don't you get sponsored to play?
You can get sponsored to play.
I won't be sponsored today to play.
Oh, beautiful.
Okay, hang on.
There's a rival's thing today, right?
Those the, let me see, Marvel Rivals.
Aha, Alchemax headquarters map reveal.
So this is the new Doom map, right?
The Doommatch, Doommatch game mode map?
Doom map?
Is it called Doommatch?
What is it called?
It's like, you know what I'm talking about.
It's like the free-for-all.
People love to RP and lock in.
Okay, I like it so far. I like the aesthetic.
Fishies!
Is that fucking Namor?
No, he's got horns.
Wait, this map is gorgeous!
Is that Cyclops?
Bro, why is one of the nicest looking maps we've ever gotten?
Not ever gotten, but like, we've gotten a long time like Doommatch map.
What the fuck, dude?
I mean, it looks great though.
That looks awesome, but I feel like that aesthetic would look great on, uh, like an actual game
mode map.
Looks great.
Klobs cameo and the fake name war in the tubes and the moon girl at the end. Hey, it kind of cooked
They kind of cooked with this one looks good
All right
Cool, let me open up my tiki-taki
lucky.
So today guys, we're not messing around by the way, I'm having a strict limit.
No more than two hours of gaming on Overwatch today.
No more than two hours.
in two hours, we're gonna play 007. Check battle passes. Oh, 20 days. Oh, they fixed it. So
it was only 20 days active now. Nice. They fixed it. Um,
Chop new skins, Apocalypse Warriors Mega Bundle, Ram, Rhyne, Rhyne skin actually looks pretty
good.
Probably the best Venture skin or not the best but a pretty good one, one of the best
I've seen.
Not crazy with the Emory.
I don't look pretty good victory poses
That looks pretty good name card icon icon spray anything else
This was all this is old this one already came out didn't it music festival or just new one too
How do you have it so it must be old?
Do you know what looks good?
Yeah, it is old.
Okay.
Streetwear.
This is old.
Anything else?
Oh, the World Cup teams.
America, EMEA, Asia, and the White Rabbit.
White Rabbit was crazy.
That was a crazy ass drop.
Oh, those are new.
Oh, nice.
How's long the amulets?
Tark thing of the 48.
Shit.
It's been this long since I found your stream.
And the great content.
my god uh great sculpting prime appreciate it as well thank you thank you just for you
nah i'm good at all those
what happens i'm using um what are these techniques called sanheiser hg 650s
No, I didn't open my loot box. I'm saving it. I'm saving it. I'm actually very excited
to play 007 later. Right, I don't think I'm fine.
Oh, and my theory is still holding strong, unless there's more than 5 votes for a map,
the winner does not get chosen.
Always number 2.
I'm convinced.
Dude, I bought, remember I bought like the really crazy expensive pair of Sennheiser
headphones?
They were so nice, but they were literally pulling my hair out, so I stopped.
Yo, Jason in the 47 months.
I thought 007 came out for tomorrow, got to get that myself.
No, it's early accesses today.
And if you buy, I bought on Steam and I have it.
I literally bought it this morning and then I saw it was early access, so I got disappointed.
And then I was like, I wonder if it will work.
And then the play button appeared, and I was like, okay.
So one time I said, yo, Flashes, you quit Overwatch.
That's a good one.
All right, I don't know my other guy plays probably just pick this
Hope for the best first game on surely I won't miss
Oh, I hear an echo.
What webcam do you use?
I don't use a webcam.
Most streamers, most bigger streamers that have been established for a while, typically
have DSLR cameras that are hooked up with like a dummy battery or something.
So it's like really high quality.
Most webcams are not very good.
Not saying all of them, but most.
oof, oof
There's a puck here in my mouth. I can't get it out.
Well, that was fun. I love waiting in queue for 10 minutes to then get a game to then
wait through the whole ban phase and the map select phase and then wait through the game
to start to the fight game finally to start to then someone leaves so you have to re-queue
again. Love it.
El Classico, genuinely.
Jamesy uses webcam and he's big so you wrong. Bro did not hear the word most and took that
And as I found one person, I must be right.
Bro is not smart.
Don't be bro.
Vote for me on that.
Is there a Pugsnore?
Oh yeah.
He goes.
Guys, my theory is unbelievably on the mark.
I hate to tell you guys, if it's less than five votes for one map, it never goes to the
first one.
It always goes to the second.
I'm telling you, something's up.
I have seen it consistent every single time.
Whatever.
Try this still in unique mode.
I actually don't know how to turn it off. Crap, turned it on and I don't know how to turn it off.
Okay, let's see what this guy picks first.
Like Cass would be really good here, but Cass is banned.
Is this Ojo time?
We're in this together.
All of us.
It's me.
Guys, we're in 28 months.
Take the left side, Q.
I do BS roll going.
First game, loaded all the way through, 5, 10, and a Q.
Got in, game canceled.
So this is my real first game.
Yeah, not my problem.
the
I'm dead.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Mm-hmm.
of
It's kind of messed up, but honestly not wrong
Got my one
I was trying to check on something so I didn't even see it until it was too late.
I
Got I want to go have a 1v1 hang up on over there you win
Oh
No, do we see us drops are not active.
They turn those fuckers off instantly when it's over.
They be stingy.
yeah that's just how they operate I mean I kind of get why but you know is what
it is it is what it is I don't know what a last part
Damn, I helped Juno. Juno didn't help me. Feels bad.
This is a leg up. What am I missing?
This ends now.
I'm Bronze to Genji OTP want to coach me don't buy undercoaching
I do not do coaching not something I'm interested in sorry
I can be there!
Banshee got the wall!
There I go.
I can't go inside.
We have the power and ready to fight.
The enemy here.
That's gonna HP hold shit.
Now, precision and control.
Secure and ready to move.
I'm so fast.
Power and energy.
I still finally get to home safe.
We're on the move.
How?
That's why there's no way I'm making out of that.
Once I go to the tank, holy, my bad, I have top damage, top kills with the lobby on my off-roll.
On a game that I don't even play that much anymore, my bad brother.
I'll do better next time, just for you.
I'll spend 400 hours aim training.
What if I just...
I'm gonna steal away for a little while.
Oh! Wait, no, they're fine, they're chilling.
Okay, I showed you G's.
What?!
Mine was way cooler.
I'm literally killing minute!
Oh my goodness.
Wait, really?
Yo, flank Metra?
I haven't seen that even a little bit.
Hello.
I think I'm a big 10 gifted W flank Metra.
You excited for your new Doom map?
I better expect at least 50 new Tiktoks.
Maybe a big 10 gets appreciate you, appreciate you.
If you're a mythic, that's hard to say.
Probably Sigma, I feel like the Sigma one just kind of hits.
Oh, I appreciate it, that's actually so kind, what the heck?
I appreciate you.
I think Sigma, I don't really like the Rhineland that much.
The D.va one's grown on me. Sigma and D.va both grown on me a lot.
Queen?
Yeah, Queen's pretty good.
Actually, I wasn't even running Queen's anymore, I forgot.
Queen's is pretty good. I feel like Queen has a lot of good skins these days.
But yeah, Queen's pretty good.
Sojourn? I mean, remember, what is Sojourn's?
No. Definitely not. Open your boxes. No, I'm saving them. I opened them all at the end
of the season. Wait, Foss plays ZZZ? I mean, it's been a bit since I played ZZZ, but yeah.
It's in a little bit.
Ba-ba-dum.
What about Reaper?
Oh, Reaper's is pretty good actually, you're right.
Hang on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this one.
The Anubis?
Yeah, Reaper's is pretty damn good.
I like Reapers actually a lot.
That's on season 3 here being part of the Hashimoto and possibly giving the Lord of the Shimada story.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Respectfully, I've seen Overwatch over the years make lots of promises and they have been cooking and delivering recently.
However, I think they've shifted their lore to like the short short form story stuff where it's like
One picture and they just like zoom in on it and zoom out and zoom in on and zoom out or if it's like
The webtoon stuff
Which by the way, I
I probably shouldn't talk much about that one clipper guy leave that one on the side
But they they try to work with me on something and they were fucking horrendous. I've never turned
I've never said no to a sponsor halfway through but I said no to them
I got so frustrated with them. I told them I don't want to work with you anymore. I'm good
See now it will be King's row because it's got more than five votes already, and there's no votes elsewhere
But like even someone did vote elsewhere
See if it's more than five five or more votes on one map it'll win if it's less than that and it's four or less
Even if it's the number one most voted it won't win
Diva Doom Reaper. Damn. That guy's got an Agenda.
Oh, based Malgo ban.
Y5v5, because I'm playing DPS, DPS is, I think, the main focus of 5v5, it's like what it was
created for, so it's a lot more enjoyable.
Plus in 6v6 it's open killin' and I don't want to.
I don't want to play Sank right now.
I love the other guy I picked first.
I feel like I should cast here.
So, pray.
Isn't that like a piece of like Norse mythology, like he broke Odin's table and then like
I wouldn't kill them or some shit.
What did that guy make that noise?
I'm scared.
I'm going left side.
Hey, their cast isn't missing either.
Hey, their cast doesn't miss either
Oh, that's bullshit
Interesting play.
Wait, my Rhyme hit the big pin, but...
I
Walk up walk up walking turn right
No, we should what couldn't save them
of
Oh, that's good.
The double weyang shot around the corner feels bad.
Maybe they can take it without me? Oh, no, wait, they're doing it!
They're doing it!
Yo, nice shot.
okay we're home I know he's dead oh he's dead oh I don't know that one
back on some actual one
And I'm dead I'm actually surprised to repeat that though because I had the skull on I'm pretty sure
Nice counterpicking on Bob, you're a nice counterpicking.
That's a gamble.
Yo I was thinking gifted early right away so I missed that, I appreciate you.
How many subs for Mercy gameplay?
I'm good.
I'm only on for two hours today.
Sorry, I'm only on Overwatch for two hours today, I'm doing two hours of Overwatch, strictly
cutting it off at two hours and then I'm going to play 007 for a little bit.
Yes the Ruby like red competitive point skin thing is the Talon Logos.
you can see it. It does look a little goofy though, kind of how it just like floats there.
And the quantum fiber getting your internet and playing as bad as ever. Well, at least
You can't blame it on internet, huh?
That's tough.
I'm gonna do a cast.
I'm strict cut off at two hours.
of
I'm gonna show them.
GG's.
As long as I keep three on it'll be GG's.
I don't know if I said that already, not bad, if I did.
What?
Not me, I'm leaving.
me I'm leaving yeah the town emblem just floats out a little weird but I don't know
Is that one girl that people said was a Phoenix clone?
She seems fun when I mess with her.
Oh, uh, Anron?
Uh, I think Anron is like, okay, in ranked, but why pick Anron and do I have to do a billion
things to do the same amount of value, but you can just pick Cass and shoot him in the
head twice and they fall over, you know?
for fun i suppose i mean yeah if you want to play for fun yeah but you can always do
that it doesn't matter how strong or bad or good or they are or bad it's a little better
Southern Soldier? No, definitely not.
So, okay, act as Harry, buddy.
Mm-hmm.
These are actually pretty decently fast today. That's good.
a lot of games I gotta win again because my my last DPS show-outs did not go well wait hang on
three to two oh no it's three to three now okay nevermind wait oh it's gonna be called no actually
I don't know about 331 331 I don't know I think it was 43 it would have been the three that's
That's my running theory, but 3-3, I have no experience with that.
Why don't you play with Chibi again?
I don't know, I'm always open to play with Chibi, it was fun, but I just haven't asked.
Plus, I'm gonna be real busy.
I think after this week, guys, I'm gonna be like off the planet, you know, like busy.
You probably won't see me in some days.
Harpsill waiting 42 months.
Retro with the 89 months.
God damn, a long time.
God damn.
What a nice desire.
Retro is old.
Retro is very old.
Guys, ancient.
to this guy picks my other DPS we're already off to a hot star with a life
if we were so, might as well see you just...
...be here, thinking we'd gift it.
Pretty sure most of chat is old, true. You guys are a bunch of old fucks.
Alright, well, I don't wanna wait any more for that guy to pick, so I'm just gonna pick some of the cards.
No we're not, yes you are.
You may not think you're old, but you are.
What is old?
You know.
You didn't even see that guy, hello?
Lord can you fucking miss one?
This ain't good
Come on
Well shit
I kind of just taken all the space from us.
I'm so thankful for everyone.
That's one.
Everyone.
They're the live.
That's one.
Say that I said air ball again.
I looked at both their supports and I got that every one HP.
What do you want from me dude?
You're killing a dire team by yourself with your hands tied behind your back your toes actually bound up eyes closed
Well, also hanging upside down from a rope
Then I'll be impressed like okay, man
Like I don't what am I look like a fucking gymnast
While throwing it back
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
Why are you here?
We must not appear in those primes.
My doctor is just my patch.
I'm pretty sure you might just throw out your package.
I'm just gonna do a saddle.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
That's not funny.
Great, pull.
That's how many kids do you know of, man?
What's the follow up shot, I need to hit that.
Wait they're cooking, they're dead.
Please maybe be worse to pull on ever see.
come back
oh my goodness, see how I'm rotating back and around
I fucking had him, too.
He's 1 HP, but he's got heals and I don't.
I wouldn't matter either way, I guess.
Well, that was fun.
What uphold man can you tell us a story?
Is this fucking bedtime? You didn't even read you a bedtime story?
Fuck man, what do you mean, what do you mean, tell you a story?
Well, listen, okay.
Last time I checked I don't have kids, so I'm not reading any of you guys a bedtime story.
It's not happening.
Let's get this mission started!
Let it be known in Black's chat that Cactus Puppy is a Paraiso enjoyer. The betrayal.
Don't leave too far away.
No, he's not.
I can only work a little bit on my miracles.
Worried I'll leave you in a thorny situation?
And you.
No.
Tom is hating so.
Yeah
We're so fucked.
We're actually so cucked on this team comp.
I started walking up this, I'm going to get headshot I think, I don't have a choice though.
They will never not control. Let's roll out.
You need to get the game!
You can bash with your paler.
My ultimate is ready.
Fuck, I've attacked.
Off you go.
Go attack.
You are a coward. I'll take you to hell!
and
Well, unless we have some swaps coming in, I think we're cooked.
It's a decent swap. Not really what we need, but something.
Here I got a story for chat. There once was a streamer named Fletst.
I
Fuck
Why look at right now, yo, thank you guys appreciate it. I thought it doesn't want to say the word ass so it says see
Shaded
Yeah, sense of bokeh, you...
...stuff.
Might save the game with that.
Oh, thanks.
Listen...
I hit every other shot, okay?
I'm actually getting a ton of damage over here, holy shit.
You know I got my one and we got dragon out we take those
maybe a different angle we take those
I
We kind of went a little crazy
Let's see.
So what I'm saying is that Marl Ravals is low-key toxic and the message above them is
the aim is just not there.
Meanwhile, my tank and me are both 25 and 5 and 25 and 9 and my other DPS is 9 and 9
and I have a life weaver.
Brother, we have literally the jaws of life trying to fucking open this game up.
Yeah.
Women and cats fly time?
I think people want to like literally just suck the fun out of Overwatch.
I think 30% of your shots, you know there's a thing if I hit tab it at least there's weapon accuracy 55%
I can see it right there on the screen. It's right there for everyone to see like the actual endgame
game statistic is tracked. Right there.
I'm so dead
Yo, Alistair in the 12 months, I appreciate it, it's going Prezzy.
Squidsill is out of voice and fighting for his life right now.
He's a cast player, I'll let him take cats if he wants it.
Oh, there's Bastion.
when it's next
No, I only go throwing I think we're just struggling a lot
Well something I appreciate you appreciate you really
Hey, Flats. New Minecraft civilization just dropped. It's got 1,500 people.
No shit!
That's a big hook.
Mr. Hogman, you kind of need to be the one.
I'm going to phone call too.
Man.
I can't see him, I think I'm fine.
Yeah, I can't see him.
That's me!
I mean I see people getting upset about not being able to kill the creatures that's what
you're talking about.
Why was that play?
I feel like I had better moments than that.
This was consolation.
Thank you Overwatch for giving me consolation that guy with butt cheeks.
Listen everyone has a bad game every once in a while but that was pretty bad.
That was pretty bad.
to me.
Okay, sorry.
How are you so far?
Pretty decent.
I lost a bunch the other day.
So the games are kind of a little bit easier now because I
dropped a little bit.
That game we lost, but I feel like I played pretty good that game. So it's whatever
We need to play the low seven at two hour mark. So currently at one hour eight minutes
So in 52 minutes we swapped to the low seven
Any tips to getting out of Diamond and Rivals? It's getting hard out here.
Respectfully, getting out of Diamond and Rivals is literally just out-mechanic people in front of you.
No, we're not playing the N64 version.
I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'm just going to try and do it again, and I'm
going to try and do it again.
So I try.
I don't know why my back cap feels a little odd today.
I mean I was like packing stuff.
The N64 version would be cool.
Not like, meaning heavy.
I get to take a peek at what games were like back in your day, in more so 30-man Mao.
That one I can't even fight that much.
Yeah, well, random.
Guys, I'm telling you, if it's not five or more votes, the number one always loses.
It's always the second one.
And the other two were tied.
Every fucking time.
I've cracked the code.
I've cracked the code on how the map, the map ending works.
That's how it works.
I think I only want to ban Kiri, I respect it.
It's not a switch game, it's a Steam game.
I mean, I think it's an all-platforms game.
I
Hmm
One Rebo, whoops Rebo, you guys should tank like 5, in finally a big DPS, yeah it's 100%
As a moon girl, I've heard that one in a minute.
That guy's already dead. I haven't even gotten in position yet
I'm dead
My wince has already gone to second death and that's kind of impressive actually.
Oh fuck.
You're just watching your back
See the corner, I can't see it
Try helping on him, but
Oh my thing is getting fucking smoked right now.
We're all getting smoked, but-
Shut up, my exams-
Yo, good luck, good luck.
Actually, you don't even need luck.
Fuck luck.
You got this.
You prepared.
You studied.
Right?
I
Worse so cocked
I'm so sick of telling the story, I'm no offense.
One of these days, whenever I'm done with it all, when I'm done moving eventually, I'll just put it on one big package for ya.
It's kinda a long story.
Okay, finally.
Finally.
We got some footing.
Let's move in the barricade now.
And there's four people here. How is all four of them here? And there's none of us here.
I don't understand. I know I could have the next shot, but like, I'm in actual awe that I turned the corner and all four people were there.
Okay, they're losing. Good. That's good. That's fine.
I'm gonna say that you know what they were setting up to win the fight and that's fine
sacrifice well actually not going down I fucked that that's a bad idea well worth it
I'm dead, damn, no bubble for me, it's kind of fucked up.
He's just so new to watch the constant play Rivals, yeah get used to not having healing.
Probably the biggest change.
everything basically revolves around supports and healing you know watch everything revolves around
supports and damage
say we're not fighting for height uh oh
torture. So I didn't realize he was above me. I thought he was main.
Come on, Cole. Try a little harder. The enemy took control of the robot.
Fire at his will!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait, Grav?
Is anyone even alive?
Wait, I thought the Winston died.
Did he get res?
I didn't see him get res.
Fuck.
I think I'm going to be comfortable, we're going to be back!
Better later, grab some of the moots.
Oh boy, it's so nice.
What's wrong?
What's this?
I think I'm going to be comfortable.
Over there.
60 seconds.
Be careful.
We're all going to go!
Let's go!
I need healing!
It's bad.
Just gonna take that win
Our Sun got reflected? Oh no!
Oh, we lost on that.
Yeah, our lorry catrolled.
a lorry into their comp the entire time and then also that sun was pretty bad
like we could have actually won on that plate but at least it's a consolation
how much time is left about 40 ish minutes I'm gonna be back in two minutes
alright momentum
I think you should get voucher credit towards roll queue when you play rolls that are needed.
You understand you just made a system that existed in Overwatch 1, right?
There was a system called Tickets back in Overwatch 1 where if you queued it for rolls
that needed more players at the time, a.k.a. queuing tank, you would get tickets for faster
queues. The problem is DPS players would queue tank, lock, roadhog, run around on circles,
do fuck all, and lose to get a ticket. Or if you win, you get three tickets. So, yeah,
It's funny you say that because that's already been a thing.
What is double seven time to our mark to our mark
It's a little warm in here. I turned my AC down because it was a little cold, but that's
a little warm. Turn it up. What's your opinion on the anniversary event? It's pretty fucking
lame. I mean they fixed it quote-unquote by giving you an extra couple loot boxes and
stuff, but it's pretty lame.
Hmm, my tank is named Throwing, interesting.
Okay, so this one is 4 votes, this one is 3 votes.
I think it's 5.
Oh, now it's 4 and 4, JK, and I think it's going to be Hollywood.
Oh, no, it's Ilias.
Oh, no, it's Hollywood.
I was right.
I shouldn't have dealt with myself.
Heals new vid give some praises, what was his new video?
name-throwing, bandshog. Kinda confused but alright.
Alright, well, I guess I'm on cast, dude, he...
Honestly, maybe I should be on Sojourn here, but it's fine.
That goes Prime Mercy.
Like Mothman of Mercy was pretty insane.
But I feel like if you made Mothman of Mercy right now, I feel like she wouldn't even be
that crazy anymore.
Well, you would be crazy.
Don't get me wrong.
She'd be really strong just because of the Rezes, but I feel like we've had so much creep.
10. Dude, that was like months ago.
I think my tank is a bit of a gooner.
Smell it.
sentiment it's slept you know what he made space and got kills actually you
know what I respect that
I'll goon all day to domino that is a crazy message you know I guess I kind of understand
you I get it I don't know if I'd save you that's
of people in public, but I guess I get it. Also crazy first time chatter message.
enough to cast drop behind me I was scared he did drop behind me
I'm so dead wait they're like in our spawn holy shit
I didn't expect that guy to be sitting on the corner there. That's kind of messed up irrespective of the kind of messed up
I have to lock in now. I can't let that fly twice
Oh, that guy's dead. Oh, I just realized I also went bash and damn they really want this one
Yeah, I'm dead.
I might have to go Bastion too, actually.
Nah, I got it.
Nah, this is fine.
I'm going to try a little harder.
of
Jesus, leave me alone!
Well, eight to four months. Yeah, I got it.
The guy ran it down on me.
cast is 2 and 6 that's tough there were a lot of a lot of dominant gooners coming
out of the out of the woodwork right now I don't know what that says about us but
Doesn't look good. It's all looking good for us.
God, I hate that honest skin. It looks so bad.
The reflection of the streamer, you reflect these nuts.
the
of
I'm going to first kill him.
He's fucking full health. Oh my god. I actually fucking fucked him
Oh
My god, I fucked him too
No, I fucked her too
I did my job though any questions shy I don't know you as a time that I know you as a
This is Tama. I'm completely normal. You guys are weird.
You know, my aim's a little crispy today.
Yeah, that is your fault actually just don't have a job now
Man, I don't know what you're talking about
If you are a bit of a player, push him off the park!
Oh, feeding to the air!
You can fly, okay?
Okay, let's pull it away! Come on!
How you gonna...
Oh, you know what I said about that name being crispy today?
Take all that back for guys that anything
For guys that a single word about it
I panicked I panicked I panicked
I'm locked back in hold on
I'm locked back in
I'm locked back in we're good I'm locked back in and sorry about that I had a malfunction
brain malfunction
It's all the same in 26 months
My teammate just said check in PC
Wait, do they think I'm cheating wait, hang on
I haven't got a cheating, I haven't got a cheating allegation in a long time!
Dude, that's the ultimate compliment, what do you mean?
He's one HP.
Dude, that guy came running for me and hiding off in the corner though.
I gotta say, that was a little questionable.
Yeah, I knew we weren't making that one.
of
the
I
Shot not bad
That's me!
Are we going in aim or as we speak?
Me too, me too quad.
Twenty finals god damn
Up hill battle love to see it
The hundred and twenty hours of for the twelve hundred hours of practice range paid off. I don't want to hear it. I
Don't want to hear it
Mm-hmm.
You know, I get it all in Flatscheats.com.
Okay.
All right.
You know, we got to get a wallhack sponsor, the mousepad, and then whenever that happens,
we just go, like, command wallhacks, and then boom.
Even the roller isn't actually bad.
You're playing on PC with the controller, or you're playing on console?
PC? Damn, you're doing no aim assist? Controller PC gaming? I respect it. That is, that is
difficult. Also, if you're on the YouTube side, I have probably one more game in me
and then we're at the two hour mark. And at the two hour mark, I'm going to turn you
you guys off and I'll turn you guys back on for 007.
Same as I'm pressing the PC.
Oh, okay, okay.
Maly's at least with control or PC control.
Only Maly's in Overwatch though, or Ryan and Vendetta.
I'll bring I guess you're right sorry I forgot about break my bad so three you're right
I'm excited for 007 though. I watched like a minute of some gameplay to see if it looked
good and it looked pretty good. Graphically it looks really good too.
So I had to get what we're going to do for dinner tonight because we don't really have
much at the house and we've had pasta like three days in a row because we're trying
to start working our way through all the stuff we have.
So you know, if we, if we are doing the move, like we have a lot of like random junk, you
know, like rice and pasta and whatnot that we probably can't take with us all the way
there.
I don't think you can actually bring I don't think you can pack food if you do like a shipping company. At least what I read you can't do that
So trying to work our way through it we don't want to buy too much more
I was going to say shit ass and decent, but it's going to be Gibraltar no matter what.
I'm going to vote random just to show you guys.
It's going to be Gibraltar though.
Yeah, five or more.
Five or more, it'll be the map every time.
If it's not five or more, if it's four or less, it's the second one.
Still convinced.
interesting if the if the if the move all goes the way we're thinking we're
gonna be going to Asheville
I will say it's been it's been very it is sucked coming home from these couple like
national trips we've done and then going out to like a restaurant or something and how
much shittier it is. It is actually crazy how much worse it is.
Wait, I'm seeing top 500 logos on my my DPS? Am I climbing back up? Wait, we don't
know what they're gonna have a widow player. Wait, they're gonna feed me the
wolves I have to be our widow player oh Jesus Christ Gigi guys game over
you know the allergies like food allergies or like sinus allergies
learn to cook I mean Shane makes good food but like I'm just saying like if we
go out it's not like she wants to make something right now you know sometimes
we're like yeah hot pot fresh mark you know
oh god hopefully it gets better band and that's crazy
Torvus in 30 months
Just like I should take the shots sooner
Wait, why am why is my gun shooting twice? Hello? Oh my 200 ping. Oh Christ. Oh Christ. Oh, it's coming back down
Really ballsy taking that also
So I knew it was over there too, I just dropped the angle at the worst time.
So there.
and an effector comes in too!
Don't get in my way!
Thank you, mine attack!
What's your problem?
I'm dead.
Where's Henry going?
Hello?
brochastr brochastr they're fucking break all it's response
of
the back of the
He just stopped moving.
Am I sure he hit the button sooner?
They didn't know he was on me?
Oh wow.
That was fun.
Darcy and we just DC.
No we didn't DC.
Might as well have DC'd though.
I didn't have to go cast here to be honest with you, just to have more like, uptime.
He dodged my hinder. Damn, that was actually nice. We're dead, though.
Oh, we killed him. Actually, hang on, we're alive.
I'm dead.
Damn.
They kinda just walked us down.
Tough.
We gave the whole corner for free so it sucks but is what it is.
Also, I'm not sure we went Queen into that comp.
We're just gonna die.
I
Have you to show your face after what happened?
I can't hear you if you straight
I tell you, if you're ready for comp, I think you're ready for comp when you have it unlocked,
personally.
Because I think if you're constantly trying to be like, oh, I can't play comp yet because
I don't know this or I haven't learned all enough heroes or whatever, you're just gonna
keep doing like that goal, keep going further and further away.
Because like the more you learn about the game, the faster you'll realize that you actually
know nothing. There's two people hiding on the left on the left side waiting for me to
I'm gonna spawn, that's crazy.
He's a really one bullet.
He's one HP.
Where does this one hit me?
I feel like I don't need to do it on second as much as you really need to do it on first,
but I'm gonna roll out on it once, because I'm close to alt.
I saw him.
Why do I feel so weird? Oh, I'm at 300 ping. Oh my god, here it comes. Oh god, please.
Please, oh god, please come back down to Earth.
Please, okay, come back down.
Alright, it's back down.
You must make happen to the town.
I won't.
Stay here, Mr. Sam.
We're making progress.
This is the end of the game.
You found your presence.
Over there.
No!
Do not fall for it.
Don't catch me by your eye!
Dude, it's happening again! Stop!
Please!
Hand off the keyboard, you can see my delayed movements!
Movements
Why stop I can't play on that please I'll be in here please let me go I haven't
Okay, well let's take talk lives disconnecting
Great fucking love it here
Okay, it's back down
No one can hide from my sight.
out
Dude, the break healing did that much?
God, one HP, holy shit.
And now I'm dead.
Oh, cool.
I...
Oh, it's headshot.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, that does a lot of damage with the headshot perk.
Oh my goodness.
That fucker we supposed to get up there
Oh my god, also to this I gotta go make a quick phone call before I double-sign.
I'm just gonna play gas this time. I'm not gonna fucking bother with the widow.
Do the internet debuff makes me stronger when it works?
Whether the internet kicks back in, it's like a power-up, you know.
It's like taking the weights off, internet works properly, bang.
It's not about the ping itself, it's not about like, like I'd be fine being on 100 ping the
entire time, it's fine, like not a big deal.
It's about the fluctuations, it's from going from 40 ping, 30 ping, tough 2 or 300, then
back down.
So it's like, you can't compensate for that.
You don't know what to expect.
It's significantly different.
of
the
of
the
death
Ahhhh, it sucks.
Where's the bleed deal?
I actually don't know how much it does.
Let's check.
I think I have to select the park first.
Yeah, I should be on Widow here, actually, on defense.
No, it doesn't update.
I don't know.
No idea.
You need the Trident Tadpole? How so?
You just gotta find pieces for the Tadpole.
Like it's not really in the shallow area though, you kind of got to start exploring pretty far.
What up? Oh.
One's the one, one's the one.
I just fucking snapped
Holy shit, GG's GG's, HOLY SHIT!
You can finally play the lore after it's Spider-Man with the three-center outer ping.
What does that mean?
Ah, we got an uphill battle?
Damn.
Maybe I do one more, man. I play till I lose.
Yo, facing the Prime, appreciate you.
I gotta make a quick phone call, though.
I'll decide when I get back, okay?
Hold on, I gotta go make a quick phone call. I'll be back in two minutes.
You're back.
.
I keep walking in a shit walking in a shit all week what's going on me lost my my sense
of direction all right let's do one more because if I win one more I think it's a rank up and
If I lose, we'll just go straight to 007, okay?
Two hours then 007, he said,
proceeds to play out until two hours and 20 minutes.
To be fair, to be fair, I took some time to start
And I also just took some time now, so my bad
And if I lose it then it's whatever but if I win it then it's a rank up and it's a yippee, you know
Oh, what was it, how do you do it again?
Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
Also, Flats, you can turn off Unique Chat with Slash Unique Chat.
Curse of Kevin, thank you for the six months.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
You guys should be freed.
You guys should be free again.
You're free birds.
Hello? Hello hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled
in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I'm finishing
up my last load of laundry now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming,
but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about, uh, you'll do fine. Pants
This shooting is normal.
Man, this is for sure.
It's nice to see copypasta's back.
Also, I meant the 2R mark.
Tiktok, I'm only going to be up for one more game of Overwatch and then I'm going to 007, but I'm going to restart you guys anyways.
Alright, Tiktok, be right back.
Oh yeah, unique chat was on so you actually couldn't copypasta.
We're not allowed.
There was no copypasta allowed in the chat, unfortunately, because of it.
Me!
even log into the stream accused to avoid the server issues. King Mai. No one went
for head because it was too busy looking at another hero shooters. I wish
you're magents upon you.
Dude, you know what the funny, there's a few people that are going to take that
seriously. I think that was an actual legitimate message and not trolling
like off of previous message. That said though, dude, you know for years it's
genuinely kind of hilarious for years. I was gonna be leeching. I played Overwatch and I would
constantly be called a shell. You're shelling for this company blah blah blah blah blah. Never got
paid a dime. Never got paid a fucking dime. Now I play Rivals and I actually get paid during
sponsors for that, which is fucking awesome. I'd rather be a paid, I actually paid
Sheld and an unpaid sheld any day of the day.
You somehow gotta call this sheld and the most negative rage baiter ever.
I know, it's crazy.
It's actually legitimately impressive, if you think about it.
It's genuinely kind of impressive.
What it means is like the algorithm was feeding you what you wanted to watch, so I was doing
everything.
Those last Overwatch sponsors, they did sponsor me to watch the spotlight stuff.
For that, the previous spotlight stuff.
Night Market?
Did I just lock the cast again?
Alright, let's lock it in.
I
Look at that fucking mouth are you kidding me?
to Twitter to complain about how much of our hatey you are.
Gonna talk about how you should just stick to the right view, not play overgames, since
you just told them we're totally out of opinions and do you know as well as I do that you're
not allowed to offer any criticism if you allegedly find segments, and you definitely
aren't allowed to make jokes.
Oh nice.
Think of this.
Oh, the Magra's swapping. Zarya.
Roll hit the counter slob immediately
We're kind of juicing up through Zarya, she's gonna walk us down this sec.
Bro what is going on back here right now?
That guy's still fucking alive.
Oh, random Hanzo in the window, I didn't see that guy.
Low key winnable.
Did he just ult out of it?
Bro, there's a dogfight right now.
I think he's dead now though.
Oh my god the angles they got going over there good lord
Yeah, we're dead
Dude they're actually hard common. They got the bubbles Aria and nano going on the Genji
That's a taser.
I'm getting a point pressure too though.
Let's go on back here.
What is that guy's name?
A pharma cloud or some shit?
I'm good, but I'm gonna touch that right
No, the guy's name is fart for cash
That's crazy
The whole name is fart for cash
Is that a recession indicator?
I think it might be.
Yo, stress guy.
Think the tool gets it.
Appreciate you, appreciate you, thing.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I ain't gettin' across that bridge now, not in this state.
What a bubble.
Oh, God.
What a sleeve.
Hey, you. Yay. What a sleeve. Remember the time in that stream? That one time. You know,
the time when extreme agai named flash was playing all night. You know, you surely don't
remember. I mean, the official account of the game even came into the cat's head site
the first time. Do you remember what they said? What do you mean they said? They said 6, 7.
What's that you want? Why are you sending me back to my nursing room, sonny? Let me have
my five minutes.
Dude, I forgot about that.
I know it's overbolts kind of OP but it's actually so cool being able to do like a scoped in
shot I would not run into that's a full-charged
Nano Zarya, brother. What? We're dead.
Yeah, Anron.
I think she's that good, but I think she's much better now that she was
I think I'm gonna burn to death.
I
Guess off the map
I'm good. There's ours just running us all down. Holy fuck.
Oh, that guy's straight up just the raid boss of the server right now.
That guy is just straight up the raid boss of the server, I don't know.
Bastion time probably, but I don't want to play Bastion.
Yeah, the next point.
Wait, mine's un-got too.
This is a bad idea, I think.
I'm going for the top must be round two, yes.
Enemy turn ahead.
One, two, one.
Hmm.
Oh, this guy went past.
I
Go so Jordan
You know, I have silver bullet I think it's whatever
Things going up
Oh, it's coming. Yeah, it's coming back down. Go ahead.
I
Bit of a delay on that one if I like, but...
Oh, because my ping's going up again, uh-oh.
Ah, that sucked.
Dude, there's Arias legitimately carry.
Oh dude, look at this.
There's Arias more has double the damage of any pomegranate.
That's crazy.
I'm going on that.
Oh my god, what am I going to do?
raid boss decided my time and my time in the sun was over
yo i'm not trying to be that guy we can't let those aria just raid boss run through your
backline we have to check it
turning shooter
that's literally how it works
There's a reason why she has like 23,000 damage and it's like the hard carry of their team right now
Yes, I just explained what you could do about it
When she walks when she walks into your backline yes, it does
Okay every single fight before this they've literally just W keyed into our backline
So it's that I gotta sit here and argue with you and so I'm actually walking in and playing the fucking game
But sure man, you do you keep playing clean
Most monumental tank differential I've ever seen.
Okay, now it's double a seven time at least come on show me show me show me consolation
reversal that of course it is all right let's hop over all right take talk I will see you
See you guys on Flash TV for whatever it's called, 007, if not, that's fine, I'll see
you later.
Goodbye.
All right, YouTube, I'm going to restart you guys.
YouTube, I will be back in two minutes with 007, refresh the channel, refresh the channel.
We'll be right back.
Where's the title I had this morning?
I had a banger title.
There it is.
Yeah, I mean, it's not a big deal
Alright, so that's my TV account.
Oh, here we go, the 900 Dings of Death.
Stop that right now.
Cool.
All right, now no jabates.
One sec.
Mm-hmm.
Let me see.
emotional motion what's happening oh my god it really is some motion did the game
is cooking me
is it better now
Or now.
Sorry, are we good?
So far, so good.
Okay.
All right.
Some tiles on.
Some titles on.
This all looks fine to me, I think.
Oops, sure let me sign away all my my everything okay sign away everything again
Hold on.
Hang on, I forgot. I gotta start.
Where is it?
Hold on, hold on.
All right, chat, it's time.
It's time to play some 007.
This game just came out.
Actually, technically, it's not even out.
Technically it comes out tomorrow, but you like buy the DLC edition or whatever you can play it today.
So that's what I think that's how I got into it. I'm gonna lower the sensitivity preemptively because I think it's probably gonna be too high.
Everything else looks pretty good.
I don't want Vsync at all actually.
Yeah, all looks good, looks good.
Motion blur, nope.
Looks good.
Lock-in, guys.
Alright, what do we play?
Novice Band is more silent, Bond is more resilient, stronger, and has constant access to abilities
While enemies are slower on weekend, the best setting for people don't want to focus on the story.
Intendent balance experiences give bonds as enemies are tuned for a fair challenge,
recommended for a first playthrough, and purist needs to be more strategic with his health,
resources, and abilities. Enemies are more resilient and harder to counter.
Let's go intended. Let's do it. Lock in.
You've seen Shrouders in this game, no.
Wait, is there a Sherman mode for this game?
I just realized.
It doesn't look like it is.
Okay, I don't see one.
Lock in!
It's game about 007, James Bond.
I hope you enjoyed the game, have this streaming.
Dang, this one's on month's pre-shoot you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, man, give it.
God, that's a fight.
Oh, shit.
Nah, you're- they're cucked.
Nah, you're cucked.
Oh!
Damn, we're dead right off the bat.
Oh, GG.
Good game.
I think we're going to drown, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
Showing some life.
I got a concussion, I'm fucking 200 feet under the water.
It's dark, there's missiles.
Wow, I made it.
damn we were on the coast dude we fucking banged our head off the ground
game looks gorgeous though
Oh, we're in.
Since somebody's a little high, not by that much though, so I'm just gonna...
Sorry, sorry for your immersion.
It's better.
I see yellow, I must follow the yellow.
Oh.
Wait, no, I was right.
Damn, at least the guy's head isn't in there.
Wait, is that the SAS?
Is that what the thing is on my patch?
Oh, I'm hitting D. I was gonna say, why am I not moving?
Wait, another guy who's alive! We gotta go get him!
Yo, hello, my fellow Brits.
Top of the morning to ya. How you feeling okay?
Hello?
Are you okay?
He died by the time we got over here!
Uh oh.
Seed dash to cover.
I'm gonna need someone
They're gonna go badly
I
Gotta find a gun no he's just sleeping
Oh
Coach
I am sneaky I am sneaky I am
I'm sneaking.
Oh, uh oh.
Oh, what are we invading here?
Dude, these dudes are fucking locked.
Wait, I think I gotta go this way.
Crouching tall grass.
Uh oh.
Oh, oh, oh, shut up, shut up radio!
I heard something.
Okay.
All W in space to climb.
Tutorials climb. I love the right side pop-up, do you see it?
It's like new skill unlocked climb. New skill unlocked. Crouch.
I'll take control of this mission effectively.
Oh!
Not there.
Good.
Because we need your help.
What's your name, soldier?
Bond.
I'm not even sas not even the cool guys
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Well, I mean, I'm...
I'm not...
Hang!
T'cha like want to hang with me?
Heh.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Wah!
I don't know his first reaction is not to look straight up when a rock falls down like that
Oh, she's like kind of caring I thought she was gonna just throw me to the wolves tutorials sprint
I'm just using W though.
Wait.
It's an A and D but W works.
Damn, she's like...
Kind of re-hurt him in the middle of this
Yes, ma'am
It is kind of cool though, his first reaction is how can I help, not how can I live, how
can I survive?
Not yet.
We'll hope to get to the top.
Maybe they'll have some tea.
Sorry, hang on, I'll help you out.
Oh, she like cares, but not really, she just needs him alive.
Climb. Climb on. Climb if you've never climbed before.
Well, do you feel nothing? I feel nothing sometimes.
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh, oh god.
You know, at least it was a slope though, so it's kind of fine.
What are these random ass poles in the fucking water though?
Dash to cover
Hey, uh, that's a bomb
Yeah, that totally sounds safe.
nuclear sanitation. Sounds like you're gonna sanitize my life away.
Oh, what a conveniently open window that nobody's watching.
And just a jacket sitting there.
What? What?
Shouldn't you take off the wet clothes though?
Now let's figure out who these hostiles are already on it. I found a receipt in the jacket
Berlin cafe November 17th paid in cash
interesting
Keep it coming
You found a receipt I mean with there's literal thermo nuclear bombs outside, but I found a receipt guys. We're going briefcase
It's full of ashes one of ours
Oh, okay. Cool, good to know. I don't know why, but now it feels like the sensitivity
is too low. Maybe it's like this area? Let's go 4-5. What's in here? Well, dead. It looks
like it oh wait a minute oh I thought we were attacking someone else this is an
MI6's place. Oh! Oh ho ho ho!
Wait, so I can't use it?
Man! Biomatically locked is crazy!
I
Get a gun give me a gun come device military grade late encryption
Patch red and white jackets in this context could reference Croatia
Fallen grid map here. That's just a site explosives protocol from the MI6 handbook
That was extremely fast, holy shit.
I found some acorns.
Cold thing to climb.
Oh, good man.
I'm gonna ask you to enter the big central tent, but will you learn in there can never
They mentioned you to anyone. Understood?
I'm heading in now.
Uh-huh.
I'm serious, Bond.
You haven't signed the official secret act.
I need to hear you say that you accept and acknowledge his ramifications.
I accept and acknowledge.
Good. What if I just said no, like I don't want to?
Now what?
You know, like I can just run and then you can't stop me?
Hello, my fellow Serbians. I'm just going to walk by you into the tent. Don't look at
me. You just get sanitized. No, none you should know of is crazy. There is bombs in here.
I thought I accepted the thing.
I'm afraid that's classified there's a lot of
Oh
Guys what in the alien fuck are they working on in there?
Oh, wait hang on did I walk?
So is it like a satellite maybe?
Oh boy.
Oh
Keep looking I don't care if you die find the box. Oh, I'm dead. Um, I've seen these wobbles before
It's a Bitcoin wallet, you know, maybe it's worth just leaving it alone then
We got what we came for. Let's get the hell out of here. We get in the sub in three weeks,
straight, going to Brazil. Works for me. The others are preparing the final cleanup now.
Oh, it's a radiation poisoning. That makes more sense.
I need you to do exactly as I say. Do you see the red door?
for it right now red door oh oh okay I'm getting more wet
with a bright orange stripe. Probably turns away somewhere.
Uh...
Green blocks.
Orange stripe.
This dude, this is me trying to find a snack at two in the morning.
I have to come back from the bar.
I got...
Oh!
What do we got?
Uh...
Crackers?
No.
Chippies?
No.
Uh-huh.
Cheese!
It's always in the fridge, jeez.
Which one's the orange one?
Do not use the other one!
Double blasts!
Honestly, I kind of respect it.
I think I'm dead.
God.
Launt.
You okay?
I'm under-pushing it.
What next?
Have a little rest and then get to somewhere safe.
You've done great.
We'll have an extraction team pick you up in about an hour.
They still have that thing you're after and they're about to leave.
they're about to leave.
Yes, and we'll let them. Thanks to you, we've been able to deduce exactly who the buyer
is, where they'll be meeting and at what time. We'll intercept in a controlled environment
with no risk to the asset. You just get out of the camp, be tight.
When did I change to the hazmat suit, live?
One of your crew's still alive. Hostiles have him. I'm fancy his chances. I'll follow.
See what I can do
Well technically I don't know anything about them so I have nothing to be afraid of because ignorance is bliss
I'll take those odds before G9 which was first before G9
Oh
Golden key with an I ship along in the hot sauce
Wait, can I get a gun now
Wait, what do you think's up here?
Why not climb flimsy mast in a raging storm?
Oh, oh! That's how I'm trying to go!
AAAAHHHHH! WHAT AM I OVER HERE?!
Okay.
Fuck!
Wait hang on, maybe I did the right thing.
Wait, drop-drop down, drop down!
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
He didn't see me. We're good. Hmm. Do I go up or go in? Do I go up? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Beat that ass! Oh!
Listen, we gotta find guns. ASAP.
to blow up the counter. They can't. That video was in charge of the decimator. Still, these guys are
bad news. We need to go. We'll never get away. We're alone to cut numbers. Shut it, please.
Obviously, this guy's not on his own. Actually. Shit. Here, the decimator. You better take it.
All right, sounds good. So don't press the button, right? We just need a distraction.
What about the others? They're in container G9 on the opposite side of the cap.
The others... right.
All right, I'll go get them.
You're using my signal. They're not in East.
What signal?
I don't know when you see it.
All right, sounds good.
Okay, what?
Oh.
Press it?
What if I press it right now?
What do you think happens?
It just lights out, GG.
Game over.
Wait, where do I go? I go with G9s over there.
I can't go up that.
And you think I can jump this?
I guess not. I can't even fucking jump, I guess.
Can I even jump?
No, you can't jump.
Come on, let's go, I'll say.
What's up, bitch?
How much you can walk?
Did I just get a key?
Hello?
Oh, oh, oh shit.
Oh, this ain't good.
I didn't see the second guy.
Re-try.
Listen, I need a gun ASAP. I was never built for stealth.
Hello?
How about some privacy?
Good night, buddy.
I really wish I could take that gun, though.
I'll leave that guy alone excuse me, you're not guessing me right yeah
I need you, just what I needed.
He didn't see me, we're good.
Watch from the other side.
Goddamn, I gotta go find a window, huh?
Lights?
Can't flip anything though
Yeah, check that radio
Like I was on the radio too, just fucking jumped him.
Ooh, satellite part.
Yoink.
Hello?
I'm here to free you.
One of the guys.
Run east. They never got a compass, which way is east?
Weast.
Ooh, what's this thing do?
That's the wire, top of the mast.
Easy.
Good girl.
If she keeps me busy.
Good girl?
Who's seeing good girl too?
Me?
I don't know about that.
Yeah, I'm aware.
Thanks buddy.
Oh guys, I'm back.
I'm supposed to let you guys know when it's time to run.
Hold on, don't worry.
I'm here.
Oop.
All right. Time to bring the house down.
Sabotage.
Holy fuck.
Escape the camp.
Go, go, run!
Don't slow down!
Run! Run!
Go!
Uh, th-th-th-through the fire? No, th-th-th-th-through the fire, uh, throughout the window.
Run!
Fucking office workers so slow. Oh.
Oh wow, I got-
Oh! Ow!
Oh
Wait, he's heavy
I put that guy on a diet
Yo, it's time to run hello. This is the first guy ever killed
What are you doing?
Yeah, can I steal his finger?
Oh! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
What?
What? We're running through a field from a BMP?
Like what is... Who shot it? It's a striker or some shit?
Like what do we supposed to do?
Why are we running through a field?
Who's shooting?
Bro, they got clone troopers back there.
What's going on?
Okay, that was just- now you're just or a farming.
Hey!
What's up, buddy?
Can I steal your finger?
Oh!
Bro, I'm literally watching it shoot me and it does- does nothing.
That would not happen.
A quad takes out a striker?
Okay, buddy.
Where's the thing fucking loaded with grenades?
That would not happen.
It's like James Cameron's James Bond.
Come on, we gotta go.
Oh, uh-oh.
gonna go all right guys we got a jump
I
Did it do you hear the little music?
So why what keeps them just shooting us right there
Been a long time I have found
you
Anyhow, we're going up to theirs.
All the way to the big brass.
That's quite the stare you made.
Go big or go home?
Yeah, or go big and disappear.
So I'm in trouble.
Did I say that?
I wouldn't have.
That's confidential.
Uh-oh.
After you?
That's a nice, nice elevator.
Is this about me hanging up on you nicely?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
All right, that's all that you want there.
Pleased to meet you on James and you are
Money penny
That's a crazy code name. Sorry your name is money penny
Money, Penny. First name money, last name penny.
You're here to see M. M. Right. You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
And you're not. Not particularly no.
Come in. Miss Ponsonby, James Bond here to see M.
Thank you, money penny. Take a seat and we'll be ready shortly.
It might I feel like I'm going to the principal's office, dude.
I didn't even do anything wrong. Why am I getting sent to the office?
Jimmy the Prime.
Who's M?
I didn't get any meeting details for today.
This character is in prosecution somehow.
She and no.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
Codenames?
Let me guess.
monster you're very talkative aren't you this part is pretty quiet perhaps we
can limit the small talk I'm sure M will be with you shortly
he's turning up but this is a pretty quiet scene
right away M will see now damn we got a leather ass door
Take a seat.
So, Iceland.
Air crewmen in training accidentally stumbling upon an MI6 operation of the utmost importance,
initially willing to assist, but then you hang up on us.
Go against direct orders and ultimately blow up the invaluable asset we were there to retrieve.
I wasn't aware I was under MI6 command and I just chose not to take your advice.
Well, damn!
Right, yes.
Uh, Headstrong kicked out of several conflicts, thrill-seeking, several discipline...
Ah, here. Issues with authority.
I believe it's more case of authority having issues with me.
Look, I know where this is going.
You can spare me the velvet gloves.
Do you mind telling me why I'm here?
I would like you to join His Majesty's secret service.
I want to make you a spy.
Recruited?
You what?
I want you to join my training program.
Though, I have to warn you,
it's unlikely you'll pass the tests.
should you make it I have to inform you that agents have very short life
expectancy all social life is near impossible and if you do get caught we
will deny ever having heard of you how does that sound awful I'm in post the
downside
money's terrible
oh when do I stop now money pennies waiting for you outside she'll run
through the details. It's interesting to see one mess rather than the 40 months. Yeah, put him through.
You're dismissed. Yeah.
So they were talking, they were talking in reverse, right? Like the money's really good.
Turns out this M character is now my boss. You might want to keep that secret young man.
Oh good call. Sorry about that
Yep, definitely
So it's a new thing then
So, wait, hang on. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I got a question. Is it actually
a thing in the...
I'm gonna get you up to speed.
The bridge secret...
I said basic training and initial elimination rounds are already completed. Only six recruits
qualified for advanced training, and so far, all of them have excelled. Final exams are
in six months we'll have to ace all of them to qualify to fulfill duty that's
assuming that Greenway lets you stay on for that long Greenway training instructor
missions above people in orders above principal sort of guy judging from your
profile I'm sure you'll get along splendidly perfect anyway I'm sending you
to the MI6 training facility in Malta while you'll be joining the other recruits
oh the flight's waiting for you also I'm going to fucking Guantanamo great
I was gonna say in the in the British Secret Service special forces
Do they really all say like in his majesty service like the king still?
King nothing but a finger head
Yes
And your leg really
And I'll hashtag ad question mark
Yeah, huh?
That's the training facility.
See that?
We're not here for sightseeing.
In fact, shouldn't be here at all.
Sooner you realize that, the better for both of us.
No sightseeing.
Got it.
Well, you're fucking splendid.
I'm not being here.
We're gonna have to take that up with them already tried. She insists we give you a chance
And I'll take it. Yes until you get bored or the works too hard
I read your file
To do this you need skill
discipline and above all
Jesus
We'll only get you so far. We got that covered sir
Small ass hallway.
Hello, gentlemen.
Okay.
Okay, well, you're just kind of fucking a bitch, honestly.
I'm just trying- we're just chatting on the car ride over, okay?
Fuck you.
Bitch ass.
Oh, it's gonna be me.
Well, hang on, what about my bag?
What about my bag? I gotta get my bag.
Oh, I guess someone else some recruit will get it. Yeah, because I'm like the next level
All right, gentlemen up down
Down
Let's go don't want to get pinned on my first day
Sorry, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry apologies. Oh, sorry
everyone meet our new star air crewman bomb so capable he could skip basic
training he'll now demonstrate his superior close combat skills
on road would you do the honor
the two sir
you know looks he'd be like a shitty reality of love island TV show
it was this guy don't beat the brakes off you
how I, how I've walked
Ah!
What's the right way?
Elimination load's done already.
Okay.
Ah!
What?
What's my...
Boom!
Ow!
Someone's gonna teach me how to block!
So, perhaps some basic training might still be needed.
Cressida, Monroe, it's the top of the class.
I tasked you with bringing him up to speed.
But, sir...
He gets two weeks to pass basics.
We still have to study for social engineering.
Well, consider it a challenge Cressida. You like those you know what I'll up this one notch
If he fails, I take two credits from both of you
Oh
Do you love a challenge?
Respectfully, sir, I think we'd be wasting our time, but if I learned how to block I'd beat the shit out of you
Fucking...
Bitches.
So what was his name again?
Hanson?
Monroe?
Morrison?
More like bitch.
Got him.
It's a big ass bag.
Fuck.
so yesterday was fun listen I don't know who the hell is playing favors for
you obviously someone up high but you won't get any from me better come
And as far as I'm concerned, you should only be here if you've earned it.
Well, you and Greenway both.
I'm sorry. How did you get that on this island?
A classic, seems like a real life action 2 back in the day, still a gorgeous try.
Oh no, come on then, do a lap around the island and go for help.
You think it's fine? Why?
It do? Okay.
Want me to do you a little one and try?
I mean sure.
like chemically? no? you're not getting that. you feeling ok? I don't know. they're like
a little rubbery maybe but that's about it. maybe because they're al dente and you like
get a little chewier than I do?
But not chemically?
What chemicals? No!
Like...
I don't know, like cleaning supplies?
You think it tastes cleaning supplies?
Yeah.
Really?
Is it like very forward?
Or like faint?
Faint.
I could just be stalled.
That was gross. I wish I didn't see that.
I'm asked to not. WSL rate, A and D list here.
Okay, we're good.
Honestly, my car's faster.
Use a handbrake, sharp turn. Oh, that's a nice turn.
We can brief whip it, huh?
Solid for a first run.
Not too shabby. Next time, let's you go fast.
What do you mean? I did go fast.
What?
Go! Get to the flagstaff.
Two wins.
Come on.
Gotta get a minute.
this is this is easy
dude it's like a train is training montage but interactive it's kind of
cool WASD plus space besides step
bang oh a bomb
up up wait parry
parry
Cooked!
Cooked them.
See that's what I was looking for.
Wait, could I have skipped all of this if I knew the controls?
No way I gotta do this a hundred times, right? Okay, I was gonna say I would.
Go go go go go!
fuck that way I'm going this way 30 seconds I don't even need 15
I'm gonna beat the shit out of this guy again.
Oh!
Wait!
Wait, you can do that?
I gotta have a fight a whole game like that.
Stop that.
Get three targets.
Wait you can do that? I can't ever play the whole game like that
Mmm something like that
I'm stepping on it.
Didn't I say the last one on that corner?
Also by the way, holy flawless run.
Ninety-nine.
Get it up! Get it up! Get it up! Up!
Wait, what? Just throw my gun at him?
hold up
you too?
getting these enemies
that's the dude
lady in the front
W A S D
hold it in the direction
wait, hang on
how do I throw him?
get thrown
Do you want to go to someone tonight?
Okay.
Oh.
Climb.
Shoot it.
I'm going to date.
I'm
Shoot it
Oh
So the gun
I was trying to learn the buttons somehow the timer was going up normally and
We're a bond you didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be rude
Okay, that crew you're up. If you're serious about earning your place let's go up and row
any dating horror stories you care to share you look like a man who's had a
few you think this is a joke easy me beat the shit out of you I thought you knew I
don't have to earn this I can just get by on blind luck right who needs luck
You've got the old boy network on your side
Yeah
I want to put the block on his head
Yo, let me... Yo, I'm gonna put him in a spin cycle!
I'm just gonna bang your head off everything!
Oh! How do you want?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, kill him! Oh! Kill him! Oh! Kill him!
Get fucked!
Ha ha.
No way somebody screamed like that at a fucking MI6 training facility with the SAS. Okay.
Tell me who this scream-
AHHHHHHHHH!
You're going home.
Eat this table. Eat out this table.
I want this table!
Up! Up! That's a table!
Up! That's a table!
Oh, it's time!
You wanna go with the window, buddy?
I feel like you wanna go with the window!
You look like you wanna go take a vacation!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Why don't I get you shot by a bullet?
Can I?
Oh, I'm just gonna beat the shit out of you.
Yep.
I'm sure I could break my way through here with your head.
Wait, why didn't I let him get hit?
I actually saved him.
He wouldn't have the same for me.
How do I throw you off this fucking ledge?
Throw me, throw him off the ledge! Let me kill him!
It's sword fighting time right now, I see swords.
Let me grab a sword.
Wait, hang on, I was winning. How did he just do that?
Let me grab a sword.
Oh, choke him out!
Choke him out! Put his ass to sleep!
Night night, bitch!
What about? No! I'm losing!
Grab the sword, grab the sword.
Just kill him.
Just can't help yourself, can you?
I, for one, won't be sorry when you're gone.
Sir, this is on me.
I decided to take the sparring outside of the ring.
Things might have gotten slightly out of hand.
Don't take the blame for him, Monroe.
Honestly, sir, he's cleared his close combat requirements.
I just read him when he's testing.
See what he's got.
If that was out of line, I apologize.
I expected better from you.
How is he supposed to fix the scaffolding, the glass, the tape in the lunchroom, the
ceiling light?
I just don't think he's qualified.
We gotta call someone in.
You passed basic training, congratulations.
However, there is also the matter of your performance review.
Ooh, I was never good at these.
Only the immature and reckless.
Guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty.
He's a bad influence on the other recruits
who inexplicably fall victim to his charm.
More lately, just see I'm right.
Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program.
Ah, he never liked me.
That guy sucked.
It's been a pleasure, mom.
I want to show you something.
Is it a cliff?
Are you going to kick me up a cliff?
Oh, eye scanner.
Ah, I enjoy it.
So basically you're saying you don't matter than he does.
Or you're a super agent
Damn, alright, okay, she's her never before have we had a success rate like now never before we get hit by a trolley
Man my mama told me not to stay on train tracks
Excuse me sir
Once they did it
What
What's the eyes the dini dini dini
This is the reason for our success
meet there
The world's first and only second generation quantum computer. Oh, I thought it was an AI. Thank Christ those things were theoretical at best
That's what we want you to think
They are synthesizes millions of data streams instantaneously to make statistical deductions on matters of national security
All but right the floor with GCH queue
Since its activation, we've saved lives thought of more attacks lost fewer people
That was there in Iceland in case you were wondering
See
I'm yet. It was wrong
Oh, they gave you a less than 1% chance of success. You simply beat the odds
Really, I was that guy
Still you proved an important point of mine
You see I strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as part and intuition in modern spy craft
In fact, that's the very reason. I'm bringing back the double O's. Oh, I heard you okay it for advanced training
Well, this time, I'm gonna pass.
Oh.
You think I've been getting paid this entire time, by the way?
Also, I need to restart TikTok.
I think my Tik Tok got flagged for, for...
Whatever the fuck it was called. Hold on one second.
God, that fucking platform's so useless, but whatever.
Not much longer. Alright.
How long do you think it's gonna take for the cut of my face to you?
No. You don't think that I'm hitting all of the marks.
But how about this? I'm sure there'll be a surprise or two for you in there.
A bit out of the top, perhaps.
Maybe.
Oh my god, hello.
Drones.
oooohhh
excuse me
oh
sorry
my bad
sorry about that sir
oh sorry
sorry sorry
sorry
who am I looking for
meet and greet
hello
hi there
hello
excuse me
where am I supposed to be going
talk to Q
who fucks Q
it's gotta be this guy
or girl
up here
nope
Bob this poster of industries they've come a long way since artillery cannons
I see
You look like a Q. Are you Q? Yes, it is
James Bond stand still
I'm looking for someone called Q and you found him
right step through here please so what happens when you pass 26 people because
all these people have one letter code names
oh still eyes open right in a skin
what was that your lenses you need a little time to calibrate so you won't
see anything just yet what interesting right follow me i have something for you
am i just blind to me he said you will see anything yet what
no we're good
oh you did what i already have a watch oh you do may i see is he gonna smash my watch on the ground
now you get a new one
What's the difference this one?
Yeah, which one should we choose?
Yeah, oh guys the winter gray looks really good or the maroon
Guys, far right or far left, that's your options.
Winter Grey or Maroon?
Ah, let's go with Maroon.
You're the first recruit to receive one give it a moment to calibrate switch on the Q-Lens
over there alts
now oh use the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front of you
three to hack though oh my god I'm changing that button immediately that is a that is
a... Oh my god, I can't change it. You kidding me?
That's a god-awful sequence of buttons.
watch to field mode. If it runs out of power mid-mission, you can recharge it from whatever
electrical devices are available, such as the battery on the bench there.
Montgomery, we need a clean up over here. Right away.
Right away.
Okay. Can I change the buttons now? Dude, why is controls a locked thing?
Why the fuck is that locked? That the...
who's Brian I deal with that hi there James Bond I've been monitoring you quite
closely the last time someone told me that I had to leave the country in some
haste oh which country which time Dr. Selena tan I'm in charge of tactical
simulations my department specializes in performance management and skill
development working with their on a prototype based on the ice and instant
Once the system is operational, I'd very much like to do the work.
I am not sure.
Ever been one for nostalgia?
You're intrigued.
Admit it.
Come and see me after training.
I promise you won't be disappointed.
Okay.
Justing this is more than a lump, correct?
It's also a stun grenade.
Click twice and quick-
Ah!
That's not good!
Ah!
Oh no!
Ah!
I
Instantly he ate the finishes sense and like what's this button do flashes you bang
Hello
Okay, I'm out of here
Is this too? Oh
Can't talk right now busy. Hey, you're one of the agents in training, right?
that's the bloke thanks that guy's kind of nice let's go back you're sorted yes
if you're ready to leave I'll brief you on advance training the keys oh your
digs MI6 is setting you up in safe houses for the next six months it was
Creston Monroe so I'm not going back to Malta and show you this and you want to
go back to bunk beds. It kills for a place like that. But yes, you'll be going back and
forth between MI6 and Malta for advanced training. And when in London, you'll just have to slum
it in base water.
Still mad who?
Wait sorry I need to check something really quick.
Okay we're good.
Sorry.
Oh, hello there.
It's the Foreign Visit Minister?
He just in my house?
Okay, fair enough.
Holy shit
Decisions is a mystery to me the keys on my desk. All right
Don't sound a mess in 14 minutes. I'm impressed shut it. You're starting to sound like Monroe
Okay, well, I'll stop talking then. That's a horrible insult boxing love
Look at the keys or over the chairs the hundred dollars. Oh, I thought I saw dude
I think I turned on like I think it was agents room. I saw it was a hashtag ad for this game
I'm not a hashtag ad for this game
They didn't sponsor me. I just wanted to play it in general and I saw it said like Herman Miller sponsor
I guess the Herm Miller was sponsoring people today to play this game. I get that makes sense. I guess they must
Have a stake in this game
Which is why you know, I'm cool with that Herm Miller chairs are actually gas. I
My embody best chair ever bought it's really expensive
This this is my chair. Wait. This is my actual setup. Wait hang on
It's my, this is my desk.
I have a second monitor though.
The Hermit little shirt.
This is my setup.
Oh yeah, I'm actually home.
Yeah, this does beat the bunk beds.
Dan, they're getting a free hashtag out of me, out of me, oh well.
Can I hack the house?
You up to trying to read my messages you creep stutter 555 was to see you again. Oh, please
Who I mean it stop it. You're going to break it. All right. All right
Studster
Something to hack
The fuck is studster money's from packed kitchen. What's the dinner?
Okay, let me know when you're ready
Hmm, interesting.
Are we going out?
Not bad, eh?
Not a bad kitchen.
It's a pretty nice oven.
Oh, it's big.
Oh, is that a ninja creamy?
No.
What do you say, this grotesque pastiche of hypermasculin tropes or this piece massively
commanding negative space with a quiet intensity?
In other words, the cool picture or the boring one?
Listen, I'm not, I am not very artistic myself.
I do not have a lot of desire.
Honestly, I would choose neither, but if I had to choose a painting that looks like it's just chipped and old and
kind of a piece of shit or like
funny kung fu street fighting
poster with like
Boobies and we know we're all poster. Sorry, Chris. I like the explosive and uncontrolled aesthetics. It's
It's inspiring. New lucky counter, you may if that poster goes up here. Your shoes go in your room and
right. Those two things are completely unrelated.
They are completely unrelated. He's not wrong. I can talk to her to head out. Okay.
Let's go eat.
Thank God. I should ask.
I had a decent indian just around the corner
There's just enough time before we head back to Malta. I want Asian food though. Right
Hotpot, maybe you go for hotpot. I will keep car. Oh Korean barbecue
No
February
This may not be real guns, but we still play by those rules.
Is that understood?
Is this what your life was like before streaming?
Yes.
Honestly, it was a little more exciting than this. This is kind of a little bit dull
I can't find the button
Dude, how's there's something wrong with my online calling my internet's fucking dying holy shit
Maybe you're training me. You've got this.
You've got your feelings. Use it.
India is quite literally Asia. Okay, let's...
I'm sitting at a group of people and we're like, hey, what are we doing for tonight?
And someone goes, oh, let's get Asian food.
Nobody jumps to Indian food at that point.
You're thinking Japanese, Chinese, Korean. Okay? I hate to break it to you.
Indian food is its own thing.
All right, that's what I meant. We're done with the conversation at this point
God also, I don't know what's wrong with it. I think my minutes died
Remember our code of conduct don't shoot until absolutely necessary
Don't shoot at all. Absolutely necessary.
Situation contained.
Sweetthroat.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, situation contained.
How did that radio randomly turn on? Good question. Why don't you come investigate?
Come investigate, Mr. Man.
situation contained. What in the... oh, it must have been the wind. That guy's like,
Must have been the wind.
Fuck it, I'm not waiting.
Oh, glad to see you.
Situation contained.
Now how do I get up there?
Huh?
Oh, hello?
What?
What's up, buddy?
What?
What's up, buddy?
Situations.
Contained.
Situations.
Contained.
We have an IG coming.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
Who's that guy?
Dun dun dun dun
Hello sir?
I'm here to fuck your ass up
Situation contained
I'm gonna work my way up
I'm working my way up the corporate ladder here
Who's that guy?
guy six months of this yes please
we're all just a fucking like a bartender in
there oh excuse me
okay
I think I'll see me.
That's it, mate.
Silent the fire.
Situations.
Contain.
Take a look.
Be careful.
This is a...
This is how you do it.
Situations...contained.
Where's the last guy?
Den den den den
Yeah, can I get his attention? Hello?
Sorry, sorry situation containing
Contained
I got it.
I did.
I got it.
The Bassline Itself
Establishing a bassline is the first thing they'll want to do.
Answer truthfully.
What's your name?
James Bond.
How old are you?
26.
That's our bassline.
Now watch this.
You don't like me, do you?
No, I don't.
Well, this is awkward, but the line is flat, so he's telling the truth.
Small initial ways just before shows that he's under some duress picking his answer. Let's try again
Do you think telling me you don't like me will affect my ability to judge you objectively?
No, I'm not past experience
Yes, in other words
You think I'm incompetent. Oh, yeah
Pretty much.
Right.
Did I fail?
Yeah, I thought polygons were complete bullshit.
Yeah, wait. Remember what we talked about before?
It's like not real footage. It didn't flirt with the secretary.
Wait a minute, we're locked in now.
Hope?
Our car is...
Are you comfortable?
Thank you. I am.
Let's calibrate.
What's your name?
Crested Abright.
My color?
Hail Blue Grey.
Okay, that's a solid baseline.
Pilled?
No.
Loot?
Grave?
Ready?
Here we go.
That's Rage.
How old are you?
52.
How the hell do you do that?
Yeah, try something harder.
Do you agree that privilege like yours makes one news touch with reality?
What privilege?
When my parents died, all they left me was a cat and a mothy from couch.
Can't you say?
Then who wrote that note in the kitchen? Darling, please reconsider Sandroon this weekend.
Many important people there. We could get you back on track in no time. Love, come on.
Oh, that's... You must take him and Rose family to the mine.
That's rich. You ought to try harder to trip her up on.
Um...
Tell me, Cressida. Did I see you checking out Monroe at the fridge this morning?
What? No, that's not fair, Bond.
What? She fancies you, mate. Why didn't she just say so?
Damn!
How do you use these gadgets in the field? It's important you understand how they work.
These phones do more than just click chords.
Bond, Ronson, please pick up a phone and load up from the chemicals on the workbench.
Can't wait.
I feel like this phone's gonna explode at me.
Darkphone.
Yep.
Alt-4.
Cooks.
It's just not right and they're gonna poop themselves
enough. We'll just hit the one right in the middle. Right here. Oh, I got like a red
Redemption fucking slow down time thing that's cool
I can't believe you pull that trick on me was doing I expected through this bycraft
I'm impressed
still beat me well of course but so early day tomorrow catch the flag at daybreak
se s are prepping for it now suggest you get some rest
i remember when sundays were sunday sure
hey listen why don't we just take tomorrow off
I wish I'm serious we go get the flag now have a well-deserved rest
tomorrow that's actually not a bad idea what you want to do this press that's
Yeah.
But they're still prepping. Maybe they're like not ready yet.
Hey guys. What are you doing there?
Come on Bond. Listen, I know you guys don't like to be humiliated on the courses, but it used to be if you asked me to carry on.
We're actually really nice people.
You believe this girl?
Yes, I do.
Okay, I'm just messing with you. I am serious about something, actually.
Really? Really?
I mean, you can't even speak the language by mouth.
Hi.
Bond, over here.
Ah, more of them.
You need to get past if you want to find a flag.
Okay.
I'll go around the side to see if I can distract them.
What?
I didn't see.
How did you...
Beat a lore.
If that's you, Bennett, I'm gonna stick this knight somewhere you won't like it.
Dude, imagine you're one of these guys who are just like, you're on break, you're just
fucking playing chess with your buddy.
You're like your entire purpose is like you're you're in like a super elite
Keep in touch
Like a super elite training like a like you're the best of the best for like the military
And you're being used as like training fodder for other people and you're just trying to have a nice night
You know you're just trying to like blow off some steam smoke a sig drink a beer
Play some chess with your friend, and then you just get fucking jumped
by them
Is he gonna open us up?
I guess I gotta go this way.
They have way less training?
I mean, they're supposed to be the SAS.
The SAS is supposed to be like...
Huh?
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh, hey, listen, three most birthdays coming up and we're throwing them a little thing.
Just spreading the word.
What if I pass?
Okay, go ahead.
Cheers.
Like you see what I mean?
Like, they're just...
Yeah, guys, like, oh, yeah, sure.
No, man, we're all on the same side.
We're po-
Are you silent?
Any word from your two friends?
Nah, still I will.
They just don't make S.A.F. troopers like in my day.
Okay, I'll keep looking.
There's a building across the compound that looks like a good place to start.
Sounds like you boys are enjoying your little day with hide and seek.
Damn, I actually genuinely feel bad.
I just have a Baltic ground right at the top.
Wait, what did it say? It said, left and group of guards? I didn't see what it said.
Q?
Wait, do I walk up to them and hit Q?
What y'all thought about this spot?
Let's go this way.
poor guy just trying to get ready to turn into the night just over her a couple of
troops talking about the flag it's on the top floor of the back building well
this guy just said tell daddy tell her daddy misses her she's not even on the
phone with his daughter and I just come on just beat the shit out of him
I'm taking a bit of a camp.
Stand easy trooper.
Here, if it's something to check for readiness.
Anyone from six columns up here?
No, we're clear.
Oh, I believe it.
As you are.
Yeah, it turned off its fan though, like, what?
Excuse me.
Hmm, that easy trooper. Here. If it sent me to check for readiness anyone from six comes up here. They'll regret it. Oh, I believe it
As you were
It's poor guy
I just killed him!
We're supposed to be on the same side!
I just fucking electrocuted that guy!
I actually killed this ass!
Bro, Bond's a dick!
Bro, Bond is a fucking asshole!
Oh my god, we're all on the same side, bro! Relax!
What am I, the fucking incredible Hulk?
I have never seen a cart move that fast in my entire fucking life.
That is not possible.
That was unbelievable!
Hmm? Hmm?
Wink?
Wait, did he just-
What was the point of this? What happened to escaping?
OHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHH
OH GOD, THEY'RE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE SAME SIDE, STOP KILLING THEM!
Jesus! Just smash his face on the Cinderblock wall!
Is that a destroyer?
Damn, they're probably pissed.
Of course, tougher opposition, tighter deadline, so be smart.
Fastest win, gets extra credits.
Yes, what is it, Bond?
First-roof spy craft.
Always do the unexpected.
And what about it?
We followed it, sir.
I'm
Damn, hey it works. We have the day off
We kill how did I find out that we killed multiple people overnight
Don't tell me team Q come to sandwiches you wish come on
I want to go home already. I already want to go home. I don't want to be here. Dude, I'm
all set. I don't want to go to the club. I'm good, man.
It's kind of a banger.
Niko, we were all just drinking more juice.
What are you going to do about it, bitch?
Yeah, nothing!
Honestly, that is nightmare fuel for me. I would... I'm all good on that. I would never... I'm... those days for me are done.
Oh, hello there.
The epithelium oxypitalumony blossoms at night.
looks like Sabrina Carpenter what are you gonna do buddy
Leave it Gallop! Leave it! Come on, come on, let's fucking drink!
Oi, she- she came on to me bruh. You should probably- you should probably, like...
Oh, oh, sorry. Hey.
Fucking how do you wank this, buddy?
No, there's no way this guy's the MI6 operative with that fucking goofy ass haircut.
It's not you, right?
Holy ugly, don't we get paid big money?
Fits your haircut!
Oh, is this on the phone? You like?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I need to take your your martini
Go to the men's toilets all the worst place to be in a fucking club
Where's the bathroom? Oh
What stamp I do I need a pity I need a pope oh
Dude night there fuel imagine how I go. I mean that guy drop his beer
Imagine if you go to the club or like a really packed bar on like a fucking Saturday night and then having to drop a dump
Dude imagine I'm gonna go and take a fucking fat steamy poop and a bar that's packed. Oh my god. It's gonna be pee everywhere
Hello am I in the wrong bathroom, I think I am sorry
Oh, there it is.
I found the pooper.
good time
no bad
excuse me
pretty good
oh
oh yeah
yeah
bro is dead
yo you need help brother
you good
just in the downstairs bro
you've set up status
are we dead
are you okay
dude what happened to
no okay I'm out of here
oh
anything in here
whatever mate
here
oh
well look at all the toilet paper
oh god
I'm not.
I found you.
MI6 has identified a leak from the trade ministry.
We've narrowed our suspects to three secretaries.
Rick Balthort, Alice Weatherall and Joshua Pike.
All at the club this very evening.
Your job is to identify the culprit.
Bond, you'll be teaming up with National Singh to focus on Pike.
Keep this device on you and get up close. It will enable sing to access pike's phone. Best of luck bond
Nash we're on pike already looking for him. Let's do this
Told ya I wasn't finished with you everyone else out really
Sure, you wouldn't rather go hang in the bar. All right. I've to warn you. I'm pretty good
No one chance up my girlfriend. I was gonna make her my girlfriend buddy
Oh, oh, oh, you wanna do that?
Okay, I want this, a bomb, a bomb, a bomb.
Fight it.
Yeah, then we can do what?
A bomb, yeah, I'm sure it's looking, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, come on, those bombs, it's a bomb, bang, yeah.
Oh, yeah, buddy, you picked the rush.
Fuck.
I'm a go find her now actually tell her boyfriend's dead to hold me
Why do you feel like you're chatting me up?
What's going on?
Subjective tab, View current objectives, Subjective hints and opportunities.
These are hints, these hints discover opportunities in progress with objectives and sub-objectives.
First opportunity picked up a auto-tracked, opportunities can be tracked and untracked.
Tracking one opportunity means that the remaining opportunities do not need to be completed.
Choose your opportunity track.
Okay.
Get upstairs, Bond. And Nash, you find a good vantage point for observations.
After you, Bond.
Bessana, where's your mark?
Van Rood's on there. Yours?
The mic's upstairs. But there's a guest list.
We've got to get on that list then.
Or get up some other way
I need to focus here. Good luck. Okay. See you later
Here
Sorry about that
Oh, what are you guys talking about?
I don't know about the armor you had to deal with, he brought extra outfits to put in stocks.
All the ones who think they're sorry Q, they should get set for free.
Pop the eyes of that Q raised by one.
Or they're putting off a sweatshirt between Axe and Deadpool 5th.
I'm gonna learn something from this.
I'm learning nothing.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That bartender just chatted by last week on the light big backstage to get to the free bar in the upstairs now.
Oh my shit, that's an idea.
Smoking their ass.
That's an idea.
He didn't ask us to backstage. Hey, by the way.
Hey, um, your boyfriend's dead in the bathroom, so you want to come home with me?
I'm sorry about that, I'm all bad.
and you'll get the stamp.
Ooh.
Hey, don't ask me to get down here.
Ooh, OK.
I'm just going to walk over.
Look where you're going.
What are you doing?
Get a stamp.
Hello.
I'm here.
Hello.
You've got a stamp.
I didn't know I needed one.
If you're on the list, you can get it in the cloakroom.
If you're not, you're out of luck.
Cloakroom.
All right.
That's a cloakroom.
Like cloak and bagger.
fuck out of my way yeah my way fucking guys doing the moonwalk wait let's back this way
Hey, look at me.
I'm gonna hit, I'm gonna hit them.
Wait
Yes, Jones
Jones Jones
There you go, enjoy yourself mate. Oh, thank you for the stampies
You carry
Wait what those jacks up the guy wait what
Yeah, I got moonwalked by the way back over.
It is
Well, what the fuck
That's not what I expected to see
I'm sorry, I didn't see that.
There was a shroud in this game too, so I wonder if shrouds are like a random bartender
somewhere.
Whoa, I'm good to go now, thank you.
Did I just see you walk right past those bouts, sirs Bond?
Oh, hi there!
Okay, well, I know that look. I'm leaving.
I'll do one for the socials.
right
uh-huh i see there he is
Oh
The ugly hair cut student what's wrong with these guys
So why are you standing there?
Bring it!
To be there
Let me be
I've got the time
To go to the beach
I've got to keep going around the track
I have a fever
So the baby is here
Please tell her
So I hope you're not looking too hard
So, we gotta say what's happened
That's why I have a feeling you happened
Get rid of a point
I... yep
I don't know if I should be angry or flattered
Or leave it at both?
Yes
Hey listen, we are a multi-faceted, multi-talented individual.
We can do both.
Hello.
I am a server.
Drinks?
I'm here with drinks.
Stupid bastard.
I'm gonna fucking knock your lights out.
Sorry, I have to stay on the mission.
Excuse me
Ladies and gentlemen data extraction complete good job
We're all hit me with that. I would put punnip on my pizza
Fucking asshole
Yeah, anybody I spit in your drink
Mine state and see there
Oh, sorry pineapple on pizza. My bad
Actual chatter is legitimate name is pineapple on pizza straight up no letters
No, no numbers. No, no like fake letters. They have the actual pineapple on pizza username. I apologize
How about you intersect the meeting pretend to be pike bond? You make sure pike doesn't show
Get rid of pike
Traffin I
Got my place to trap them this looks interesting. What's in here?
Can I trap him in here?
Uh-huh.
Wait, no, I'm trapped.
Where's Mr. Pike, man?
Oh, he's up on the dance floor.
Hold on.
I'm gonna fire him my way.
Hey, Pike!
Hey, buddy.
Hey, you hit him with the heart intimidation, he's a bitch.
needs a bitch you might even be a bad dude but people hanging out with her bat
are annoying so I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
hold F
What did my stream just die hello you guys still there
Hello
You get
Bro, I thought my stream died.
What timing?
I held F and then it just says disconnected and disconnected from the server and we option
to reconnect and continue playing in offline mode.
Bro, I didn't know that I was playing online.
I'm playing a single player game.
Sorry, the door handle was actually just your cable connection.
That door handle was genuinely holding the whole game fucking together.
It's over.
All right, I'll try to reconnect.
All right, we're good.
Hello, I'm here.
Now we just need Monroe to scare the socks off her so she calls her boss change of plans
I just found a message. She's expecting someone to dog and hamster
It's you out of three won't do it'll have to be bonnet. Where is she? I've got eyes on our girl pretty black dress
She's behind the cloakroom. Oh rest for the wicked
I got this
That's getting an order. Sorry.
Get out of the way.
Stop kissing!
No, I'm public!
Have some decency!
I found her.
Wait, I thought one of these people wouldn't be in it.
I'm good. You showed.
And I was just about to leave. You're late.
Give her hell, okay?
We need her to call her handler
Leave I
Doubt that
In fact, you're so hot for what I've got we need to talk price
It just doubled ride a little men like you always do that. You must know we won't play along
Like a machine if you don't I can easily find someone else will be more appreciative of my services true serious
I can call my guy, but trust me it won't turn out well for you call him who's this
Oh Christ could we not do this you prefer her to me please I'm leaving
I'm choosing the wrong options wait wait wait
I
Didn't understand the prompts. Oh, no. Oh jeez
Why don't we pull it? It's me. He wants more money
Done. She's making the call. What took you so long things got complicated. Well done recruits
Extraction in two minutes. I've marked the location in your lenses
That's where I get extra credit. It sure didn't take a while
But I've always known those looks of yours that get us in trouble some day
I think he just sucks at turning down the key rules. You would know thing, but it actually takes a lot of practice
I'll give you some pointers one of these days bond. Thanks Kingsley extraction guys tick tock. Oh
Man, I can't believe we blew it. Oh geez. I
I was trying to tell the the contact person to fuck off but I asked oh jeez
Honestly fuck her honestly shoot. I'm sorry. Oh, it's the guy in the string I spin it
Alright, let's go with his ass
Yeah
Break is now my god break is me
Dude this game is gas.
Aw, dad's here.
Never mind.
I'm suspending training. Effective immediately. The situation's a risk. Unconsiderable delicacy.
The former 009. Real.
A rogue operative guilty of high treason. He has somehow managed to stay hidden for over
a decade. Now he's coming in from the cold. 009 claims to hold evidence of a
conspiracy against the state. And he intends to hand it in and return for a
full pardon on one condition. He will only talk to John Greenway.
I guess they really are so much everyone.
And where do we come in, Mum?
Last time I checked cutting tears of traitors was not in our playbook.
009 is a master infiltrator. As resourceful as he is paranoid, thinking two steps ahead
is this man's idea of lazy. To catch him, we're gonna need eyes everywhere. Consider
this a field exam. Get your equipment and cover stories from Q. Moneypenny will
fill you in on the rest. Dismissed? Bond. A word. What? What? What's always me? I didn't do nothing.
I didn't even take her home. I'm happy with your performance last night and he's reluctant to bring you
along just a heads up right I knew I could have brought her home my bad doing
what you told might be a good start man
on some day on
all right chat I think that's what we call for today dude fucking w game do
this game is actually so good I did not expect this game to be those like I don't
It some games end up going too far in like the movie quote-unquote cinematic route
But this game has a very good balance a lot of action, but also it's like looks really good w game
W game for sure chat. I got a head out
Today is probably hungry. I don't know she's found food yet
I started talking in chat about how she was hungry and so we have to probably figure someone out
But I appreciate you guys for being here. Thanks for spending your time
I hope you guys enjoy being here cuz I enjoyed having you that said I'm out. All right
I'll be back probably tomorrow. I don't know what time it's probably gonna be late because I get a lot of things
Are gonna get done this week
So I appreciate you. I appreciate you'll take talking go down first. Have a good night. See you later. Bye. Bye. Take talk
And then
For let me see
Okay, cool. All right, so should I go to class two as always have fun over there
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here on the YouTube side. I have nowhere to send you. Unfortunately, so
All right
Have fun over there in class to YouTube. I'll catch you guys again tomorrow for some more gaming. Have a good night. Bye. Bye