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Sup, I do actually have a suspected cheater, but it's for rivals. So I'm not doing it today
That said though speaking of cheaters
I did I've seen so many people posting screenshots of like overwatch rank like
Give you a rank back because they're facing cheaters. I just logged in. I haven't gotten anything, but I also haven't really been playing that much
Recently, so there's probably a little bit old
But yeah
Interesting interesting everyone's complaining about it now because like why are people complaining with the ranked point system?
like giving you points back. When like, if you're getting like literally multiple ranks
of rank up, well then you're playing against a fuck ton of cheaters. Wouldn't that be a
problem? Go to the notification on homepage.
I felt really gross to deflatsome are one of my favorite streamers on any platform and
I appreciate everything you've done for this community.
Thank you, buddy. Appreciate the big fun, but I appreciate you, buddy.
Much love, dude.
Um...
I don't know what's up with the...
Uh...
Yeah, I've never heard someone like the rank compensation being a problem in Overwatch.
I haven't...
I haven't been playing it, like, all that much recently, so I haven't gotten, like, the
huge rank increases that people have been getting.
So, people play all the time, but it's like, dude, that just means you're playing against
a lot of cheaters.
You know, I wouldn't be mad at the system. I wouldn't be mad at the cheaters. Anyways,
um, I've been enjoying Double S7s. It's been fun. Okay, guys, I think I'm ready to talk.
Guys, I've been a quiet boy. I've been a very quiet boy recently. I've been a very, very
quiet boy. And if you've noticed, stream schedule's been all over the fucking place the last few
weeks. Some nights I stream super late, some days I stream super early, some days I'm here,
sometimes I'm not here, some days I just disappear. We're moving. We're moving. No,
it's not this weekend, am I? But, yeah. Emongs filled a bit of the sauce? What did
The E-Mong spell.
God damn it, guys, spelt it.
He-
Really much a prize!
Nah, it's fine.
I mean, there's only so much longer we're going to be able to hold it for.
He said this weekend, he's not technically wrong, I'm just not leaving this weekend.
My stuff is probably leaving this weekend, but I'm not leaving this weekend.
So like, yeah, but it's all, I'm not sure how many more streams you're going to have
out of me, because stuff's got to get packed and whatnot, so we will see.
I can't wait for the empty streams, yeah there might be one or two empty streams here, we'll
see.
But the other, the other place will probably be super, super, super empty.
Yeah, we, we got a place.
It's in Nashville.
we got one. That's why I was disappearing and going back. Better internet? Oh, the part
I told you guys about where I alluded to the internet packages down there, that's what
I already have. It's 8 gigabytes up and down of fiber. Yeah, I'm locked in. It's actually
so strong that I couldn't test it on my phone and my laptop that I brought down. Right,
It's about 8000 megabytes, sorry.
8 gigabytes is the highest you get in the 300?
Well, it's like 8000 megabytes.
So 8 gigs up and down.
And my phone can only go up to 1.2.
My laptop can only go up to 1.
Stuff's leaving this weekend can't wait for the room to be empty and you whip out the sound proofing boxes on the floor one last time
Spoiler alert, there's already boxes. I just didn't change the background behind me
But the box there are a bunch of boxes already over here. They're in the corner off screen
So yeah
We've been trying to get ready for it
recently, but it's a lot to do
And the reason why I wasn't here yesterday was I was trying to get Shae's car ready to go
cause we're gonna like pay a guy to drive it down
because my cars are getting shipped and they told me in 5 to 10 days
and also I called maybe 15 different companies
nobody would ship the TRX
every company's fucking scared shitless of it
So I finally got one but an open carrier, I wanted to close but they wouldn't do it
so I was like oh well
I guess I'll be open.
But yeah, I do it's been it's been so much work. So much work
To get everything ready, but
I think no you're gonna be the lead whole different environment. Ah, it's a little I'm a little scared honestly. I'm a little nervous
I'm completely honest
We'll see
We'll see.
I'm just driving. That's what I was gonna do. Um, the 11, the literally 11th hour yesterday, um,
Guy got back to me and was like, we can do an open open carriage if you want to do that. And I was like,
Yeah, I'd rather not drive to like 20, 22 hours. So for sure.
Wherever the fuck it is.
Y'all, thanks. Appreciate it.
Um,
Congrats. Yeah Gus. I'm a little honestly, I'm a little nervous about Gus because he's gonna have to fly and he's never flown before and
He's a bit of a whiner sometimes
It's only like 10 hours to drive to drive to Nashville. No, I'd said it was like 19 or so
But I was also accounting for like probably stopping getting to it and stuff like that
Yeah, I hope he's not going to park too much on the flight, to be honest with you.
You want to know something cool though?
You want to know something sick?
It's like new.
So I'm flying Delta to Nashville, and it's weird booking a one-way flight.
You know they have Shake Shack on the flight?
Dude, I can order Shake Shack before my flight leaves, and my in-flight meal will be Shake Shack.
Isn't that fire? Hang on, I'm trying to find it right now. Shay already did it earlier.
A few meal selections.
Okay, main course. Short Ribs, Salad, Pepper, Stuff Pepper. Shake Shack Cheeseburger.
You have to select at least 24 hours ahead of time. I just so I just like today you know, like
Yeah
It's gonna be luke worm at best. I mean you're probably not wrong, but dude imagine getting a shake shack burger for a flight
That's kind of awesome. No
So when's the last room gonna be the last room could be
It could be Saturday
It could be Monday it could be
No, sorry, it could be
It could be tomorrow it could be Saturday it could be Monday. I'm not sure
It could be a couple different days tbh so
It's right. Yeah, Monday or Monday or Friday are looking the most like
to be honest so
As an American where Shake Shack plays on the burger scale is it McDonald's the top tier it's fast food
But it's like the upper echelon of fast food like think of like if you were thinking of fast food burgers
Like the best you can like one of the better one like the best you can I'd say probably top two top three
I'll say I like it better than five guys. It's not as greasy
So what is this you nice
Not too far away.
Shake Shack is the Chipotle of Burgers.
Is it?
I mean, I guess you're really Chipotle.
I'm not a huge Chipotle guy to be honest with you.
You've had Shake Shack three times and you have food poisoning each time.
That's crazy.
That's kind of crazy.
I've wanted food poisoning a few times.
I think the one...
How do I say food poisoning?
We got um, we got through a couple weeks ago from like our flake. He our favorite local necks and necks in place
next to my house here and
Normally, it's pretty good. We went on a Saturday and it was busy as fuck. The food was a little different wasn't prepared the same way should have been
Should have been into care something was up. I
Got home and
Evacuated for the whole night. Let's just say that
Um, but yeah, so
No, we're not doing I'm not doing the spectating today. I don't have any I don't have any codes for you. I can't do
spectating but have no codes
Sorry just changing the AC in here. That's a little warm. That said though. I thought we do some a little different today
And normally recently I've been doing like playing games and then like watch a couple vids like after and then stream
I figured we start stream today with a bit or two
Then play some games and then finish stream with some 007
This sound good. You had water working before now. I never had it
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Giant Maw's the only place to give me absolute villain to your food poisoning.
Is Jack in the box the one that shit? Or is it um...
Appreciate it. I think it's White Castle. Isn't White Castle brain shit?
doing it is it's bad okay he's baby in Nashville it's my favorite burger as a
native I'm not part of that now
White Castle and Crystal sucks ass, what the fuck's with crystals?
I saw the dumbest gaming article this morning, gamers are upset that James Bond is taking
orders from a woman.
Class, that classic just like, trying to rile you up, that's a classic right there.
It's kinda crazy hoe.
Most of stuff like that is just to kind of get you, get you riled up, you know, gets
you engaged with it, you know, because they could have said like, gamers are not laking
double at 07, okay, no one's clicking on that, you know.
Trust me on this, White Castle Breakfast uses real eggs on their sandwiches, you have a
little bit of rest of the place, you know.
Is everything else just pooped?
Everything else is pooped, it's like
Everything else is pooped. Okay. Oh, good enough. Okay
Where is it
I
See one for a second on this one. That's a crazy ass thumbnail. I didn't realize that was the crumb thumbnail
Our chap found a video for us today
That I thought looked pretty good
And it's a billionaire cars to your list and I did this this this frame that frame right there is just
killing me. Honestly, this one might even be worse.
Thought it'd be funny.
Thought it'd be funny because a lot of times you see either
billionaires have like 900 cars and they don't drive any of
them, or they have like one fucking Honda Civic and then
everyone goes, Oh my God, look at them. They're so relatable.
But then they have like 900 other cars that they also own.
But yeah, it does kind of look like a mug shot. But I thought
be interesting to see like you know what what is the what are their tastes like
because I have my own specific tastes but I don't know if my taste aligns with
most people let's see has enough money to buy a brand new Lamborghini every single
day for the rest of his entire life and still have billions of dollars left over
so that's kind of like crazy to think about that is actually kind of fucking
insane to think about is that you could literally buy a Lamborghini every day for
rest of your life and still be fine. Like, at what point, right? But the thing is, though,
it's not liquid technically. It's like, it's technically like what the company's worth,
I bet, right? That said, though, at what point is it like, you know, a little much, you know?
million dollar per gunny wire it okay you know that's exactly what I'm sorry
well they have the they have the the basic car to fit in with everybody else
they don't stand out too much and then they have this thing which they'll
probably never drive the man who got me into overwatch the man that showed me
the dark side of melga the king of melga is always in the dark side what are the
plans today thanks for chat a couple vids gaming double a seven in the day um
That's a though I did I like cars a lot for those who don't know
I have two cars that I love both
but
Like this like level of hypercar like we're talking millions
I feel like I'd never even want one even if I had the money and the reason why I say that is because I'd be so scared to
Drive it for many reasons one
Y'all dark over thing in the big raid appreciate you hello hello, so um
Um, we'll be a good stream.
One, these things are fucking scary.
If you've ever been behind a car like this, uh, they are so fast.
You look, you have to be so careful.
You're going to be so careful on how fast they are.
You cannot, you can't do any sudden movements to they're very cramped.
They're very clustered, right?
Also, I might have, I might have follower only mode on right now.
Uh, uh, to be honest with you, the only reason that the reason that is,
is because we've had some bonding problems
because of rival stuff.
That said, these things aren't comfortable.
You have to be super careful of every pothole,
every bump, every rock, and it will change.
If you're guessing to have billions,
like you probably don't care about the cost
of maintenance, right?
But also, do these things,
you cannot drive them on the road that well.
They're really kind of hard to drive.
For those who don't know, I have a, I have a zero six,
and that is about the peak of power of what I would ever want.
I guess here driving that thing sometimes, you know?
That thing actually scares me a little bit.
I've actually never put it to the floor
because the one time when I was on a test drive,
I put it halfway and I almost spun out.
And I was like, oh, I'm never doing that again.
I was like, oh, fuck that.
I'm doing that again.
Like, you know, maybe one day if there's like a,
you know, middle of the open road somewhere,
fucking down in the south and there's just nothing there.
Really, I'll try it, you know?
But like, dude, I've you all said on that.
S tier.
Ken Griffin, founder of the sexiest hedge fund
of all time, Citadel, once spent $200 million on this.
Interesting.
Isn't that like a well-known fact that like art
is only bought by like ultra, ultra rich people
as like a write-off?
And you could say it's an asset
and then you can technically be like,
because it's an asset.
You could technically borrow against the asset
and do all these other things,
but like all this shit is just made up.
Like if I could literally fucking shit on a piece of paper
and smudge it around and then throw some like,
I don't know, some like Sharpie on it
and then say it's a masterpiece,
let it dry a couple of days in the sun
so the smell goes away and then boom,
like depending on who you get,
you could sell it for millions, right?
It could be like an artistic piece on the struggle of life,
you know, I don't know, like what is this?
This is James' assortment of paint.
Given Kenneth's track record of buying things that are overpriced thanks to sentimental value,
you might think that he drives a Mark IV Supra, or maybe an old BMW.
Nope.
My boy Kenneth drives an almighty LaFerrari.
This is a LaFerrari.
Hottay Rouser.
Oh, hang on, for those who didn't see, LaFerrari apparently had its first electric car that came out this week,
and there's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.
Curves.
On the driver's door you can see-
Hang on, let me show you if you haven't seen it.
New electric Ferrari is the ugliest thing I've ever fucking seen chat take a
guess how much this car is take a guess give me a number
Okay, somebody guessed it right off the bat, I'm a little annoyed.
It's $600,000.
That's a $600,000 car.
I think it's $650,000.
Yeah.
See, there are three circular buttons.
The erotic V4 engine.
Next up, I want to move on to the door panel.
If Solace, she has quarter-mile time with 9.7 seconds...
If I could, if I could fit in a supercar, I would not choose a Ferrari.
Cock it in the door panel.
The LaFerrari is an absolute beast.
Ken Griffin seems like the type of guy that would buy a LaFerrari and just keep it in his garage
because he's scared of depreciation, so... hey, dear.
Rihanna is worth 1.4 billion thanks to her music and cosmetic line,
and her car collection is magical. She has multiple portions...
What?
It's an event or a legendary Mercedes SLR McLaren fun fact the superman is owned by former billionaire Kanye West
Good morning Kanye. Solid eight here Michael Bloomberg drives a Chevy suburban
Jack Ma former CEO hang on hang on man there shit's happening suburban dude
Suburbans are actually comfy I don't know if I drive one myself you if that's like
your show for driving you around, but those things are comfy.
They're come Valley Baba drives a Chevy Blazer.
That they bought from Ali Baba.
Nothing against the Blazer.
I actually, I've driven one as like a rental car before, but those things
are like 40 or 50,000 not worth it.
But for Malibaba, but the thing is, though, the richest rat, hang on, how old is this video?
It's three years old. That actually might be a nice car, though, in China. Like a lot of nice
cars in China, like straight up are, like, not that expensive and extremely luxurious for full time.
you
You're just that guy who kept one for all those years and you kept it looking currently on display in the Walmart museum touching the trucks handle is rumored to bestow upon you the gift of
frugality. There's some decent lore behind this truck so I'd say D-tier. Larry
I thought you'd share. Larry is the co-founder of Google. He once said if you're not doing
some things that are crazy then you're doing the wrong things. This is a quote
that he lives by as having an 86 billion dollar net worth and choosing to drive a
Toyota Prius is in- I'd rather walk. D-Tier. D-Tier.
Kincaordac D-Tier? Seriously?
She has a $3.8 million car collection.
For Christmas in 2020, the former husband Kanye West bought her five Maybacks.
I want a Maybike. Y'all got the Mayback? I want a Maybike?
Kincau's her Mayback S580, her favorite baby ever. Ever.
You know what's crazy? You can have all these millions and billions of
dollars in cars but couldn't pass the bar.
Or ever. She also has an urus with a man's three wide body kit and one-off wheels
But her most universally loved car has to be her fabric wrapped Lamborghini
Okay, I've seen this thing
Is the ugliest piece of shit I've actually I've never seen someone ruin a car faster my entire life
It's gotta be the ugliest piece of shit I have ever seen.
Like genuinely.
The inside and the outside.
You have to vacuum your car.
Sam Bakeman Freed was a founder of FTX, the infamous crypto exchange that went absolutely bankrupt and is the only-
Damn, a loss changed in three years, huh?
Person on this list who has become a millionaire?
Twice, but let's focus on this version of Sam, when his net worth was 26 billion.
He famously drove a Toyota Corolla and everyone marveled at his humbleness and altruism.
Hot take?
The only reason why billionaires and quote unquote like drive those types of cars are
one to appear more relatable and LARP as normal people and two that way they can like drive
around and not get super like a crap ton of attention if they need to like go to like
I don't know their aunt's house for like for like a like a like a dinner or something you
know and then I want to draw attention to themselves it's that's literally the only
reasons. Trust the guy more when you see the car he drives. The brilliant and I trust him and I like him.
He doesn't even have a window. The guy you see next to me is the most generous billionaire
everyone except for the top chief. When I know people who want some money and they sit down
and want to drive a whole Toyota Corolla these people are always fucking weirdo. What color is
yours? Okay well listen that's one of those cases where I don't agree with him. He agrees with me.
That's it that's you know. Just in violation. Toyota Corolla is actually pretty decent I'd say
See a tear just by just 100 bills are all the pretty pretty dollar net worth Warren Buffett is a very little
Even eats McDonald's on a daily basis the market is down
I just two sausage patties if the market's flat sausage muffin markets up big mega cheese biscuit after hearing about his quirky eating habits
I was a bit disappointed to find that Warren Buffett drives the most boring mediocre rich person car
I've ever seen in my entire life Cadillac XTS
No, real talk though, these things are cool. I'm not gonna let I'm not gonna let them slander on it
these things are actually cool. My first car was actually a Cadillac. I had a 98 Cadillac
DeVille and it was sick. I loved it. I actually test drove a black wing when I was looking at
cars like a year ago. Um, that thing was fine, but I didn't, I didn't, I didn't want it
though. Cause it drove like my truck in a lot of ways. And I was like, that's not what
I'm looking for. Um, but these things are really comfy. They do kind of drive like boats.
I don't know if these ones drive like boats. Mine drove like a boat, but yeah, better thing
than 10 months.
It's a very uninteresting car, but Warren Buffett is a legend. So be tiered.
Hello, I'm Bill Gates, chairman of Microsoft.
Bill Gates bought a Porsche Turbo in 1979.
Finally a little taste on this.
Two speeding tickets later, he realized that he needed more power.
So he bought a Porsche 959, the world's fastest street legal production car of the time.
It was one of the first high performance cars with all-wheel drive and pulled 0-60 in 2...
Ah, he actually has some taste!
The 959 debuted for around $600,000.
Now, there's seven figures.
William Henry Gates III gets a solid eight here.
That's, that's too low. That's an ass here. Come on.
This person number 15 has driven a large variety of vehicles from a Ford Model T to a modified BMW M5.
What his most iconic ride was undoubtedly his million-dollar ultra-rare McLaren F1.
There are 62 to crash it.
Emphasis on the word was, one day Elon was driving to an investor meeting for his little tech company
PayPal. His co-founder, Peter Thiel, was in one of the passenger seats. While they were driving along
the open californian roads peter turned to elon and said i'd like to see what this car can do
then in an act of ultimate badassery elon turned to peter said watch this
and crashed into an magnet this f1 is an amazing car and it has some extensive lore so i say s2
dude i used to love mclarence until j got one j has one and dude i've heard so many horror stories
he's built that damn car, I never want one again.
Hope it worths somewhere in the vicinity of nine or ten billion dollars today.
I only say that because I've got a follow-up question.
Okay.
What's with the Honda?
This is a perfectly good car.
This clip made me love Jeff even without having met him.
This just proves that materialistic things aren't necessarily needed to obtain happiness.
It's nice to see billionaires that want to be normal people.
You don't need a fancy house or a nice car.
Luxury, Preston, Bezos.
Luxury, 1997 Honda Accord.
20 years later, this car collection is now valued at over 20 million.
Luxury and excess are generally frowned upon.
Well, let's be honest, if you had all the money in the world, would you be driving an old-
No, that's just a reflection, right? I was gonna say, are they drinking out of a broken glass?
Would you be driving an old Honda?
No, of course not.
I think having one, like what I was saying, is like having one is like a little bit less flashy, is pretty smart.
But yeah, otherwise, like I don't know, I don't really, I don't buy it.
I don't buy it when like someone has like that kind of money and doesn't spend it at all.
It's like, what are you, what are you, what are you doing with it?
You can't take it with you when you die, you know, like, oh, I'm leaving it for my kids.
Okay, your kids don't need 20 billion.
Yeah, anything one billion will probably fuck them up for life
They're probably be horrible people just because like they've never worked for anything their entire life and they're just gonna
Unlimited money for forever
Well, this isn't too bad
I don't say I think the Prius goes down the Taurus goes down this the the the Chinese cargoes to D
I'd put the Ford up here. I put this up here and then otherwise. It's actually pretty decent, but yeah
I don't know. Maybe it's just me. I don't really trust. I
I don't really trust people who have that kind of money and don't really ever spend it.
I think something's up.
What are you actually spending it on?
But that was a pretty decent amount of video.
I have one more that I thought would be pretty good.
So we haven't uploaded the video yet, but I watched a video the other day from this
guy with this case over video.
It'll be on FlotsTV eventually, but it was really good.
was a really good video on queso and i saw at the time there was a recommended for for jinxie
and i was like you know what i want to watch that i kind of want to see this because there's
actually a video i don't know if it's this same guy no it's not and i wonder if it got
inspiration from um i think there was someone who made a video like this on moist critical
i haven't watched it but i already know that that guy like that guy works harder than anyone i
I think, like, not like works harder.
I mean, like he uploads multiple times a day.
He's constantly on the internet, constantly informed, does gaming content on top of that.
I don't know how you would, how do you do that?
Like, how do you keep up that much without never leaving your house and
legitimately never going outside and never taking holidays and never going for breaks.
And, you know, never going to see family and shit like that.
Like, what do you do?
I feel you have to be connected and locked in 24 seven.
And that's really hard.
Anyways, though, that's not what we're talking about.
Cross is becoming Jinxy.
This was the exact moment Jinxy became the most subscribed streamer on Twitch.
Now listen, if you don't know who he is, you better find out why he's so popular.
It seemed like Jinxy came out of nowhere.
Like he snapped his fingers and all of a sudden, he was the new king of Twitch.
For most people, this is a dream come true.
To wake up, play video games, and get stupid rich.
I do social media, right?
Yeah, there's a lot more to that.
I would never want to be on the top being on the top is a curse that's so fucking true
Dude, I'm actually the video hasn't gone into that
I remember when Jinx he was at the top like a year and a half ago
He's actually having like a second arc right now, but I remember seeing clip after clip
Basically trying to like take him down
There was like the brekkie stuff
But like if you were just like trying to literally claw him to the bottom and that is true that is actually true
Right, like when you're at the top man,
people want to take shots at you.
Jinx is a good example on the Twitch side,
like be the top of like all Twitch at the time.
People do want to claw you down.
It's nice being like, like if here's like the pinnacle,
it's nice to be like right about here.
You get all the benefits of being at the top,
but like you get to slide under the radar.
It's fucking gas.
But what we don't see in this moment
is what it took to get here,
because success like this doesn't come free.
It comes with a cost.
And for Jinxie, that cost was higher than most people could ever imagine.
639 hours streamed to an average viewership of two.
That's Jinxie, man.
While his friends were out living in college years, Jinxie was alone, night after night,
sitting in front of a camera, streaming to almost no one.
Because it's not about the hours that they know about?
And probably, and like, I mean, I don't know, it's like, life story, but, you know,
probably friends and family probably told me he's wasting his time many times.
It's about what you do in the dark room when it's you and your thoughts for years. His reality was numbers so low
They didn't register five years ten years. It was a dream. No one else could see every great thing
That you will ever achieve is brick by brick day by day night by night
But the real question is what it is true that's true
But the bricks I feel like also have to be like well placed, you know
You can't just be throwing bricks all over the place. We did he give up to reach number one
That's up the hard part.
You have a plan.
How are you building your bricks?
Okay, finding all that info is crazy.
Finding all these photos is fucking crazy.
rolled around, Cypher wasn't his only obsession. Like countless teenagers, he was sinking deeper
into the world of video games. It started with the mobile game Clash Rayal. Nick rided his way
at the ranks, even competing at the semi-pro level, under the name of his noble Nick. Wait, what?
Wait, he did Clash before, like playing Clash on stream?
This junior year, the focus hit once again, shifted. He wanted to create a new account,
called iSwetGames, and for the first time, he hit go live on Twitch. iSwetGames.
that you know what's funny that was such a different era like everyone like
everyone want to be like the number one e-sport player I mean I guess it's
still kind of true sometimes but much less now and the timing of this move
was perfect because 2018 was the year live streaming exploded into the main
stream port names everywhere pulling in millions of players I told this story
before I'm gonna tell you guys again one more time so you know what's actually
very funny so I hadn't like started streaming yet but like I was like doing
like a little like I would like you know I had a twitch account because I played
on console at the time and you know I wanted to have like VODs of my like
siege footage right like 20 is like 2015 2016 at the time and that was the
only way I could have footage of everyone like review my own footage right
but every once in a while I'd like turn it on or whatever just for fun and 2018
one of my friend's cousins came he was like yo bro you playing for and I'm
like every once in a while right he's like dude you should play 49 stream
that game's gonna blow up. Like this is like season zero before anything. Like this was like
way before it really blew up. And I was like, nah, that game's not gonna go everywhere. Game sucks.
Never been more wrong in my entire fucking life. Never been wrong more in my entire actual life.
And I always look back at that as like a little bit of alerting when I was like, damn, I was so
confident. I was like, nah, that game's not very good and it blew the fuck up. But I mean, I wasn't
I didn't even have a PC. I don't know if I did have a PC at the time. I think I did get a PC at the end of that year.
But yeah, I always think about that when we're talking about 2018 4x5.
There's a lot of viewers. Streamers like Ninja, Tifu, and Daekwondo were becoming household names.
Ninja's collab with Drake, Travis Scott, and Juju Smith, Shuster made headlines outside of the gaming world,
putting Twitch in front of audiences who had never watched a livestream before.
And that sudden surge of attention created space for new creators to break through.
Now, Ice White Games was shortening.
Nick dropped that username and started fresh as JNXY,
but starting then gave him a chance to grow the platform.
He just had to follow the usual playbook.
Do you go to school? I graduated high school last year, bro.
I'm pursuing a career and becoming a full-time Twitch streamer and YouTuber.
To become a top 1% streamer on Twitch, you really need to-
Damn, all in from the beginning, I respect it.
And at that time, that game was Fortnite.
It's called Fortnite. It's free.
Although now it's, I feel like, I don't know, I feel like it's so different now.
Like, before it used to be like stream, stream, stream, stream, stream, stream all the time.
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You had to be the first just I'm streaming when a new season holdout
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But when Jinx he was faced with this playbook he ignored it instead. He went all in on rainbow six siege dude
Seeds is the greatest game on planet earth siege at the time was practically on life support. I mean that okay
So you know, it's funny. I told you the story about the fortnight thing before I thought about that with overwatch
Like overwatch was kind of like already falling off a cliff like 2019 was around the time
I was thinking about it cuz like I worked in overwatch league, right and
And then when 2020 hit, I already knew so much about Overwatch. I was good at Overwatch.
Valorant had just come out. So for those who don't know the actual story,
the week I started streaming, like March 3rd, like when I got laid off,
was also like literally right after Valorant had come out.
And so all the Overwatch streamers, except J3, were all playing Valorant.
Nobody was there. Like, think about like the rivals, like Exodus,
where everyone stopped playing Rival, like Overwatch played Rivals.
Same shit basically. Fucking ghost town. Nobody was there.
And so I hopped into play right and I like
Would be in high-ranked lobbies and I played with J a few times because I'd already seen him a bunch
And so like within a month I went from like five or ten viewers to like
30 or 40 right because there was nobody in the category and then as they started to slowly come back
I would bump into them too and just like it just took off after that
But it was literally like perfect time. Oh six was barely scraping past
80,000 average viewers on a good month and when you compare it to fortnight seventy eight point three million active users each month
It becomes pretty clear. Yeah, it's the wrong game to bet on. Yeah
Like you won't you don't want to choose like a sort of put a small game instead of like a big game
But like it's so different now
It's more like about the creator, you know, and it's something that I I've been learned a lot is like I've always been like a
One or two game type of streamer
It's like it's changed so much and for the better like I think if you only stream one game like one
Hurt your like you'll never grow be on a certain point like you just you will get capped right cuz like that's it
That's all your community for is like that one game, but also to like I think it like genuinely does damage to you
You know over time like if you only show one game all the time every day
And that's it like you will either grow to hate it over time or just like grow to be apathetic
You know I'm playing Rainbow six each and yet jinxie stuck with them because even with all its flaws the siege was different
It's unique destruction mechanics and tactical gameplay forced players to think adapt and strategize in ways that no other mainstream
game dead, but choosing such an unpopular game came at a price. By ignoring the industry's
biggest titles, Jinxie made his uphill battle even steeper. On a platform already stacked
against smaller streamers, he was cutting himself off from the easiest route to visibility
and griping the game fewer and fewer people seemed to care about. For a year straight,
makes him stream frame by six gameplay to an average viewership of just five.
And at times it pushed him to the break.
If I could just get that's really hard.
Honestly, I'm the fact that he did for as long as he did is crazy.
Like one of the biggest things that like piece of advice people give is like,
if you don't show up, you can never win.
You always have to show up even if it's like tough.
Even on those days, you don't want to still show up.
That's the first step is always just showing up showing up every day for two
years and not seeing success.
that's crazy to keep going. I respect it. With so few people watching and stagnant growth,
he seriously considered walking away from streaming altogether.
As exhausting as it was, he kept streaming day after day, doing what he genuinely enjoyed,
holding onto the belief that maybe one day it would pay off.
As he got better at the game, the Siege community began to tune in.
Slowly, 5 average viewers turned into 15.
15 became 50.
And by June, his Twitch following hit jump from just 300 to over 3,000 followers, but
in the summer of 2021, he hit a wall.
1500 average viewers, the reach of Rainbow Six hit its limit.
Despite being one of the most popular players in the space, and even having a personal charm
in the game, no one outside of the Rainbow community cared enough to tune into the streams.
For almost an entire year- Wait, he had Charm all the way back at 1500 viewers?
That's crazy.
He sat there, at 1500 viewers, making enough money to not have a job, but not enough to
really live a life.
Until one day, he woke up to thousands of new followers.
He was confused at first, then checked TikTok.
Someone had screen recorded his stream from the day prior and uploaded a short clip to
TikTok.
It was of him opening Alpha Packs in Rainbow, getting the same annoying rubber ducky Charm
three times a week and this clip exploded on
tiktok breaking in over 17 views that jesus am i crazy i feel like this
doesn't happen anymore like i have not had a creator come across my feed
with a clip like this with like 15 plus million views
in multiple years like genuinely even even like top streamers like never see
a clip bro what i literally have not
There's a so there's so much gaming stuff on tiktok. It's everywhere, but like I haven't seen like a big blow-up clip like that in for ever
forever
And yet the algorithm might be deleted. There's a lot of people that are uploading
I also think ever since like the u.s. Did the fuck did stepped in on tiktok like tiktok itself is sucked balls
um
YouTube is is much better now, but the thing is like youtube shorts like
Like, the YouTube shorts don't hit the same, in my opinion, and also, like, they count
like, every view even people scrolling by, and so like, a lot of times your algorithm
is a little bit like, out there.
Instagram's a fucking shit show.
Don't even get me started on Instagram.
I just don't think it really happens as much anymore.
You guys have!
When he started up Streamlider that day, that ceiling finally moved.
Thousands poured in, and Jinxy's stream peaked at over 4,500 viewers.
It had been almost four years since he started streaming and Jinxie had finally moved up a rung on twitch's endless ladder
5,000 viewers already that is a jinxie channel record, but what no you seem the dead by daylight guy twisting my body side to side
Nope, no idea what you're talking about
One could have guessed was how quickly even case of close I see case of clips every once in a while
I don't even see nearly as many case of clips as I used to I barely see any I
Followed jinxie. I don't even see jinxie clips that often. I don't see case of clips that often
I don't see gaming clips that often, all I see is literally people that I follow, and
that's it.
Shoot towards the top, from here.
Or you'll see like, Nishir commuting, like a rival TikTok that blows up.
It's like an edit or something, like, but it's not really like the creator blows up,
it's like one, it gets like maybe, maybe a million views, maybe.
That viral clip was the light bulb moment.
If one random highlight could pull thousands to his stream, what would happen if he started
posting it himself?
So we ramped up the controversy, launching new accounts on TikTok and YouTube, cutting
to get into his rages, his highlights, his crash-outs, and he wasn't the only one.
Every day, dozens of accounts were pumping out Jinxie's reactions, following even more
viewers straight to his streams.
By January of 2023, Jinxie had cleared over 500,000 followers on Twitch, and 750,000 in
March, and just weeks later, came the milestone every stream of Dreams of.
million followers on twitch dude go on from that to a million a year is insane
I did it I'm calling my dad and it didn't stop there just days later the
sub counter rocked it past giants like XQC and kai sanat jinxie streaming rainbow
6c holy one subscribed streamer on twitch
Yeah, he's the number one most subperson on Twitch right now, yep, he's just crazy by the way.
I haven't gotten to watch him yet, but his TikTok's seem pretty funny.
Oh yeah, he's hilarious.
By September, Jinxy was averaging over 60,000 viewers,
and at the 2023 Streamer Awards, he was crowned both the best gamer and breakout streamer of the year.
Because the biggest streamer in the world right now is a guy named Jinxy,
and for a full year, he streamed on Twitch to an average viewership of two.
It literally just started as an idea and a dream and a goal yeah he's
streaming like 78 hours a day for five people November 2019 five years yeah I
think right now he's still on a streak of like almost two years never miss a
stream every great thing that you will ever achieve you would think like once
you made it right you need to get a day off here in there right nope is brick by
Brick day by day night by night December 2019 five years it started off
Years ago five I'm pursuing a career and becoming a full-time Twitter and youtuber January
2020 five years the amount of mother that'll tell you that you can't do something because they can't imagine
If you have a dream you have to protect that dream every single day when you wake up, bro
That is actually really true, like you only have so many years to really dream and do stuff, you know what I mean?
Genuinely, because at some point like you know life will take over eventually, you know, you're gonna get a job school
You have family whatever it might be like, you know dreams that you may have had when you were younger might be gone, right?
So if you are younger especially
Try them, chase them, see what happens, and if it doesn't work out, that's okay too,
because you'll have other things that take that spot.
And they might not be the dreams you originally had, but you won't feel any less fulfilled
as long as you've tried.
I'm not loose!
If you just don't give up!
Literally, bro, the only way to lose is to give up!
The crazy thing is why this all worked in the first place.
A generation ago, streamers lived and died by the games they played.
If the game popped, so did they.
But if it faded, their careers went with it.
Jingxi flipped.
Showing Ninja for that is set-spirited.
Siege was already on life support when he started, so his growth was never tied to the
popularity of the game.
The climb took longer, but it built a foundation that wouldn't crack when trends move on.
If you're the top guy on any stream, you are dealing with all of the voltage.
However, success comes at a cost.
In just a few months, he went from a random kid on Twitch to the internet's main character.
And that meant his personal life wasn't really his anymore.
Relationships drama suddenly it was all being dissected by millions of strangers. Oh, yeah
This one's private became part of the content machine
Whether he wanted it to or not and even inside siege not everyone was happy with Jynxie
Some of the OG players hated the new wave that he brought with him
Yep, even though he's even though he probably brought thousands millions of new eyes to the game
game, people want those eyes on them. I remember seeing so many clips of his literal friends,
or at least when he was closer than the scene, turning on him over like 10 bucks or 20 bucks
or like wagers or like, why didn't you host me or whatever and it's like, dude.
Game's made the game less serious, that the culture was more about entertainment than
strategy. The exact energy that revived Siege also made Jinxia target within the game's
most dedicated community. But that's the trade off of internet fame.
But that's what happens though, like, you know what's funny?
I've learned this, okay?
You work so hard.
Can I speak experience?
I used to be like, I don't know, I wouldn't say afraid, but I used to be wary of this,
right?
Because it was like, you know, like, I'm not trying to make your life horrible, you know,
like, oh, like, you think this is having a bad effect on you?
Like, shit, that's not what I'm trying to do here.
But over time, I realized that you're never going to make those people happy, no matter
what.
You know what I mean?
Like, the only way they'll be happy is if you disappear.
And one of the moments that genuinely changed me was like, it was a Somjoo clip, right?
Or it was a new Somjoo, that's my guy.
And he's post-clipped all the time on Twitter.
And it was a time where he was like in a ton of traction.
I think it was during Overwatch.
He's getting a ton of traction and people just started coming out of the woodwork,
like making stuff on him on Reddit, like applying to his tweets, quoting his
tweets, just like horrible shit, like basically just making him out to be like
the worst person on the fucking planet.
And so, you know what he said?
I bet and he like stopped posting Twitter clips
And guess what?
All that stuff went away
Nobody never won he was fine again. Nobody was mad at him
No, we thought he was ruining the game or ruining the community. No one thought he was unfunny. They thought it was a chill dude
You know what the difference was he was getting a lot of attention and a lot of new following a lot of viewers and
They weren't
And I was kind of like my moment that was like almost like my Joker moment of like damn
When you see more of that stuff, like the more hate you see, the more bullshit you see coming at you as a creator, that's a good sign.
As long as you haven't done anything like messed up, like that's a good sign.
That means you're getting into people's skin not because you've done anything wrong, but because you've made them jealous.
You've done something they can't do. They want to have a reason to hate you.
They think they're going to use you as a reason because if they don't have you as a reason, their talking points go away.
go away. Which are a name that invokes emotion, it evokes topic, it evokes explanation, right?
To get everything you ever wanted, only to realize it comes with everything you never
ask for.
I've been thinking about making this video for a very long time. I am retiring. I'm no
longer streaming, posting YouTube videos, posting TikToks. I feel like I lost all my
love for it.
I don't remember this.
And now it's like, I just don't even want to stream anymore.
So, um, thank you to all my supporters.
Is he in psych at the end?
And this is goodbye.
And for Jinxy, the only way through was the same.
When you started, keep pushing.
So part times, Jinxy is gone starting tomorrow.
I'm streaming every night, 7pm to 12pm.
I'm back on my five hours.
Let's get it.
Let's go.
Click the sub button, click the like button, and let's do this.
I don't know who was his friend, but it's just that you hit me.
He built his whole career on consistency, on showing up no matter what,
and now that mindset was the only thing holding it all together.
He began branching out, pushing his content far beyond the walls of Rainbow Six Siege.
Jinxy hosted online dating shows, so he opened Fan Mail live on camera and...
Space station, Jersey, god damn.
I was gonna say, like, when was that?
Cause I know he's almost at two years now.
Oh, not in a strange stream.
It was some of the biggest names on Twitch.
This was actually the time period that I, myself, first became a fan of Jinx.
In early 2024, those clips of mukbangs with queso and cooking with sketch started flooding
my TikTok feed.
And I'll admit, I can't stand the cringey, over-the-top screaming reactions by streamers.
Except for this.
That's actually pretty funny.
Anyways, this was the first time that I saw Jynxie be more of himself.
Yeah, okay, that game is actually legitimately kind of fucking spooky though, like that one.
character. These clips, especially the sketch were hysterical and created
trends far outside of the gaming community.
You really need a frisbee to cover those in the program.
His streams took Jynxie to an all-new high, averaging nearly 100,000 viewers per stream
and peaking at 229,525 concurrent viewers. For perspective, Twitch as a whole
maintains an average of 2.6 million viewers per stream, meaning Jynxie alone
had 10% of the entire platform watching his stream. To Jynxie, this made it
infinitely clear. His fans were watching for him and no matter what he streamed, they'd be there.
The mental barrier of streaming was gone. Jinxie really just streamed whatever he went to.
He still streamed Rainbow, but there was constantly new additions,
some that even go all the way back to the beginning of this journey.
I've never even said this, but like I was streaming when I was a freshman in high school.
I was streaming when I was 15, so I streamed on three different accounts. I started off streaming
Clash Royale earlier this year Jinxie hopped back onto the Clash Royale grind
streaming more and more of the content he used to stream to just an audience of
five but this time it wasn't the task of reforming that was fueling the grind.
The same game that lit the spark of his competitive drive was surging again in
popularity and it would be easy to chalk that up to timing or coincidence.
I don't know if it happened after but there was also like I mean you guys
did kind of touch on it. I feel like after like a lot of the drama and stuff
kind of like pulled back a little bit and that was me when he went to clash with me
That's when the things are happening right now if the numbers are there in June 8 out of the 10 uploads on Jinx's channel
We're class for Al with the game's player count jumping over a million in that exact same
Oh my god
And I remember remember the article there was like an article like the CEO of like whoever has clash Royale put out and was like
What why do you think your game has been surging and they're like cuz we're putting in a lot of really good updates?
I'm gonna like hello. That's you if you're forgetting something and then people like slam them up for it
And then they're like, oh yeah, Jynxy also had an impact as well.
We didn't want to like, we weren't trying to undermine him or anything.
It's like, yeah, okay, buddy.
Whether he'll admit it or not, the moment he came back,
the game itself seemed to wake up too, and not just Clash Royale.
Overnight, a surge of 800,000 players jumped back into Clash of Clans,
like it was almost a brand new release, and we were right there with...
But behind every stream, behind all the numbers and the noise,
is the life he keeps him grounded.
I live with the parents, right?
Yeah, I live with my mom, my brother, my cousin.
Off-camera?
It's not about winning or losing in a video game.
It's about family, in the quiet moments that never make the highlight real.
The study support system that's been there from the very beginning, reminding him who he is.
And they're cool with the yelling and the screaming,
because he is very loud if you've never seen his streams in a lot of times.
It is at the end of the day.
To me, family is all you really have in life.
You can have money or fame or whatever,
but at the end of the day, all that really matters is the people you truly care about.
So like I have my whole life to go off and live by myself
I may as well spend as much time with my mom and dad while I can the success may look larger than life
But at its core it's held together by simple real life anchors that fame can't touch maybe cool though the money
It brings in listen. Maybe it's just me but like I
Know I do not gonna billions and I would never work for me
Like I could have a fucking castle and that wouldn't work my mom would not
be
Respecting those boundaries when I needed to fucking walking in doing stupid shit. My dad would have been the same thing
There for not every family. I guess is like that obviously right like obviously seems like his family was a lot more supportive, which is good
In today's world, it's almost routine
I don't think it's a money thing up overnight only to lose pieces of themselves along the way the fame the number the pressure
It changes people but Jin see never let those pieces slip away
He held on to them tightly well after humility the roots that shaped him and more than anything
He can't get used to the relationship that mattered the most
holy whiff oh
Was this the car buying thing? I remember seeing this like the highest thanks to my dad when I was like
17 years old and I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life
My dad was the person who told me to just go for it and he said you can see from Florida. This is great for
Very Florida coded my twitch account in
2019 I had one viewer for an entire year glass backyard the fishing was my dad
he was okay hyping me up and he never stopped believing me when you're
on the beginning that's your dad and they believe in you from the jump what
else do you need
dad I just hit one million
I think the story that is Jinxie is far from over but in its own way
It's come full circle from the late nights of streaming to a few viewers to teachers saying he would never make it to now living the exact way
How long does this video come out of? Eight months ago. Yeah, there's been like a himself
He has a second resurgence coming right now
But if you ask him today whether he'd do it all over again, I don't even think there'd be a pause the answer would be simple
I knew this video was gonna be good the case of video was really good so I knew this one
was gonna be good um yeah w dad for sure w dad for sure it's been like a second resurgence
like league of legends rock and league I guess um I know the league one's been kind of huge
recently so yeah I mean overall like the amount of dedication and work it takes to hit those
levels like you literally have to eat sleep breathe only that all the time it feels like
or you get extremely lucky with like a tiktok club and then you just kind of keep rolling from
there but that would that one I feel like that that uh ship has kind of sailed a little bit um
not saying you can't do that I'm saying I think you still can but it's just very saturated now so
it's probably much harder now than it was say like three or four years ago but regardless though
I knew this was gonna be a good video and it goddamn was but there you go
Okay, no, no, no, no more no more no more. I already said I was gonna watch like one or two and then play some games. Oh
Okay
All right
Cool. You guys ready? So, there's two options today. We can play 5-5 DPS and try to see
if we can get it up a little higher, or I can go 6-6 roll or open Q. I think I want
to do this first, because I was pretty close to a rank up before. And then we can do maybe
some 66 after I just don't really do like like tank is just kind of miserable
and overwatch 66 tanks a million times better but like I feel like it's gone
to a breaking point at this point
let me see
Let me start the talk and then start the before because we're doing some other stuff.
Nice.
That's the thing.
What the fuck was that?
Did you guys hear that?
It sounds like something fell next to me, but nothing fell on the floor, that was weird.
I know we're going to do 007 later, we don't have to do just 007 if we want to do something
else too.
I'm actually kind of open to doing whatever.
LEGO Batman?
I'm open to LEGO Batman.
You're gonna play Classic Overwatch today?
I heard it's a mess.
I heard Classic Overwatch is a fucking mess.
Like it's not even close to the actual 2020 Overwatch.
Like I'm all good then at that point.
Pokemon?
No, probably no Pokemon today.
Probably.
Champions is probably gonna be off the table until after the move.
I'll play some champions off stream, but for the next couple of days, I still have a ton
of YouTube content bank up for champions, and I just want to get some gaming in, get
some Overwatch games in, get some Rivals games in, and maybe play some variety stuff later
on just to have everything set, because I might be going straight for 10 days, give
take.
Did you want to play something called Nix Tape?
Yes, but that would have just been DMCA simulator the entire time.
Even if I did the funny version of that, I think it would have just been kind of bad,
but yeah.
Hello Gamesman, this is going to be my first game, because we were watching some videos
before him so we will we will know soon if the games are going well or not let me see
I'm excited to see the next stream room.
I don't know if the next stream room is going to be that exciting.
It's probably going to be a little bigger than this room though.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you, fuck it, I don't care, you'll see it soon.
So the house has a entertainment room it's called, which is basically Southern Speak
for it's just a giant ass TV room with like speakers on the walls.
However, we're not going to use it at entertainment space.
We don't need two TV rooms.
It has a living room downstairs.
We're going to use that, right?
So instead, what we're going to do is I'm putting two double doors on the hallway that
connects to it and then making that whole area just the stream room so I think it'll
be slightly larger than this room.
Oh, where do you play at 8 in 17 months?
Yeah.
No, I haven't opened any woodbox, by the way.
I have not.
How long are you moving-ish? Wait, how long until I'm moving-ish? Uh, like this weekend,
maybe.
We do a house store? No, I'm not sure I get doxed.
Wait, I'm the lowest rank player in this lobby.
Uh oh.
That's soon.
I've been trying to keep the details under wraps for many a reason, of course, but considering
I might just disappear this weekend, it's, you know, you're probably gonna figure it
out soon.
You're probably gonna figure it out pretty soon if I just disappeared for 10 days.
you know. Yeah, we are in the national. Hog player. Uh oh.
You got any chaos rising? Nope. Actually, my local Pokemon vending machine I went to
the other day because I had to go to the store really quick and I saw it was stuck processing
a payment so someone's some poor bastard got a fucking screwed
I know I was dead.
Yeah, Ana wasn't dead.
Wait, why did it take so long to heal up each time?
There's just my Lucio healing me.
Hello?
Were they pumping a hog?
Like we should have been able to win that.
I'm dead but I got my one.
and something
And we have a nervous
How do you do the flipping the weapon in hand?
It's the uh
What do they technically classify it's not is it a mythic weapon or is it something else? I don't know what they call it but
It's like the weapons skin
you can only do it it's a flourish quote-unquote for the left skin which I
think is a little bit bullshit personally
of
the
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So fucking dead
Why is it hard chasing the ball?
You cannot kill him, brother.
I mean I'm the only person who's doing a whole lot of damage on our team at the moment,
so I'm probably the easiest to dive, and I'm doing a lot of damage, so it makes sense.
No, I'm out of here. I'm not going that way. That guy's kind of deep. He's hooked, actually.
Someone's here too.
Woo!
Looks like a shoot-ass is around.
I just don't follow.
Over there.
I don't know why I kind of thought I had what the fuck I
Ain't getting that
I can't hit her.
What the... Hello?
Honestly, I don't know why they sawed off the ball. The ball was actually kinda good.
They went in Alga.
I need some help.
I don't have a nut.
Oh, my.
fuck dude so much is going on that fucking corner holy hell
knowledge my ultimate is charging
all right you finally go again
I don't know if we're seeing anymore.
Also that overrun hit me like burned me from there.
It's crazy.
I thought he'd actually run into me
Don't give us away, Kiri.
Yeah, you're dead.
Why is my Lucia just sending an F though?
Why did he just W key it down and then start laughing?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Did you see the MW4 trailer?
Like, new model warfare or no, I haven't.
I thought we were running as a shockwave like Ryan's Earthshatter so it travels on the ground.
Oh really? I thought we were running as if you hit like the burn was only if you hit them.
I don't know if it's high noon but...
Can I bait him somehow?
Anyway
Got my one
Okay, boy, he got one.
I'm so dead this slow actually killed me.
When will we know?
No, no, no, he's dead.
Alright, next one.
I need six of six schemes there.
I just haven't been feeling like playing any tank.
But like, maybe in a little bit, I wouldn't be against it.
I was just like close to a rank up after like losing a bunch of games the other day.
I was close to getting it back and I played one more game before I hopped off and I lost
it so like I have two games off so I wanted to see if I can get it back by hopping on
today and starting with it I'm dead
I'm so fucking dead.
Oh, they're just running us down every fight now, so I don't know what to do.
Maybe a sojourn ankle, maybe call me crazy.
Gotta try something different.
I think we still win though.
Okay, winnable.
Winnable, winnable, winnable.
Yeah, I have, I have the rail on left click and the projectile shots on right click.
I don't know, was it the right swamp? I don't know. Maybe, maybe not.
Wasn't this the right swamp? I don't know. Maybe, maybe not.
Wait, that's me!
Okay, one more uphill battle victory and then I think we can probably play a little bit of 6v6 for a couple games
and then after that 007 for a little bit I just don't know how long I'm gonna be on today
Oh, actually, wait a minute, hang on, wait, there's a new trailer, wait, hang on, Hydro
and Zed and Mono Warfare 2 trailer.
MW4?
Oh, new Call of Duty trailer, Mono Warfare 4 reveal trailer, it came out an hour ago.
Two out, or two minutes and 59 seconds, so let's see if it's actually anything worthwhile.
Chad, take your bets.
Type 1 if you think it's gonna actually be something worthwhile, type 2 if you think we're
screwed.
10 lights, the OAS is going to be in formation, north of the stadium.
Boulders up, any time, any place.
Get your head in.
Sergeant J, keep your scouts in line.
Do you want to make a pistol about the comatre?
The new guy is low on Russians.
He fast-dised.
Who's that?
A K-pop star?
Who's that a kpop star the new supreme leader of North Korea? Oh shit. That you looks younger than I
Yeah, that's what was crazy.
Okay.
Four days earlier.
I'm confused.
Was that supposed to be...
Yeah.
The armor.
American troops? Like, who is that group supposed to be?
Is that what you do, Price?
Well, I have to.
We make our own rules of engagement now.
You are moving a weapon of war.
I think the kind we deny exists.
What do you do? You need to.
Because you know I will.
Dude, honestly, Call of Duty Campaigns used to be pretty damn good.
I haven't played one in a while, though.
I don't know if they still are.
It was like one or two that were like kind of not that great and I just decided I'm good
and I didn't play them anymore.
Never on my mind.
Fair.
We could all die tonight if we don't even get a choice.
You broke a law of rules price.
No more rules.
What was that at the end?
What the fuck was that at the end?
I know those ghosts are just, alright, um, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I don't think this is controversial to say, but I feel like Call of Duty kind of has to
win people back, like a cool, cool campaign looks alright, but like, we'll have to see.
I'm down to play it, I'm down to probably give it a shot, but obviously it's no surprise
that Cog the last few years has been a little bit lackluster, so we'll have to see.
but it's probably not gonna be for a few months anyways,
but regardless though, probably, I'll play it.
I'll probably play it.
I'll give it a shot, see how it is.
All right, I'm gonna queue us back up again.
I'm gonna go pee.
All right, I'll be back in two minutes.
Be right back.
of
There is an Overwatch poster on the MW4, where did you see that?
You got a timestamp?
Oh, it's like B-roll. Okay, not from that one. Okay.
What were you saying?
Select your hero.
No.
Fogdozer.
Have you heard that, dude?
Would you have been in the Codas used AI for some banners and stuff, dude?
I don't like AI.
I really don't, personally.
I think that Generative AI specifically, especially, has a lot of issues, but like, dude, it sucks.
It feels like it's out of our control.
You know?
At some point every game studio is probably just going to go yep, we're just using it
What are you going to do about it and then your choices are basically to just not play games anymore?
Or play like not play like every game unless it's like very small indie games or just to deal with it, you know and it's
Ass but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what can be done
All right, Control Center Winston's a little spooky.
Oh, Tracer's bound, I'm gonna say this is a Tracer game, but Tracer here would be a
a little tough, but like the thing is with the whole AI, I think I don't think the average
normie really gives that much of a shit because they don't even notice it. They can't even
tell the difference. And like if you think about it, most of so many jobs that are pushing
people to be using AI, so it's like, oh, I'm using air in my daily job. So it's like, whatever.
Oh, it's like, I don't know.
Nice chain.
I'm inside it, but okay.
Last hit.
Okay, we're good.
Out.
I'm ready to unleash my final reign.
Now, this Gracie count is a ranged melee.
I would say that counts as a projectile.
Wait, kind of fucking massive actually.
I
Kind of hard over to mean for a backline
This guy does the same thing I did.
They have one day to see this. It will become 17 at some point.
Let's hope not. I'm good on that.
I'm good on that. No thanks.
I just dc'd
I
It's more than that though, it's just like
There's a lot of repercussions that we'll never know the answers to, you know?
I think with like regulations it could be okay, but we don't have any guardrails.
There's no guardrails, no regulations or anything on it, so it's like, I'm out of here.
and they flipped it but I think I can win this
I went in the wrong place. I went in.
Can I say, can I please play tracer?
Can I please play haze? Damn!
They're in a valve versus each other, banning each other's heroes?
That gun is huge. Holy shit. Did I get my rank up?
Guys, I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, I might have scared off going true.
I did get my rank up, but I was expected.
Okay, play till we lose on TPS.
Yo, Bangalore Super Chat, you scared off Goon Shroom?
Are you kidding me?
What'd you do?
Just by adding him so many times?
I'm just for playing wonky, um, dough front line very much when you do front line, it's
Just a poke. Save your bubble until you need it.
Lock cooldowns instead of damage. With it.
That was basically the big ones.
Could we for your birthday or say, wait, it was your birthday?
Did we, did we say anything? Well, happy birthday if we missed it.
I don't know if we missed it or not. We did my bad.
Turn 28? Damn. Getting close to 30, huh? Don't worry, it's not awful. So far. I haven't been
here very long. Oh, man.
Do we've been packing so many boxes recently?
My back hurts a little bit.
But I'm hoping it's just short term pain for long term.
Not gain but getting to move and be fine
No, I can wall even though I think dps wise I think it's probably not that great for me realto. All right, everybody wants realto
Select your hero
Inpacking boxes, we both inpacking boxes, what do you mean?
I did a lot of mine before, oops, I'm not going to ban well, I mean we've packed most
This is the stuff we can pack now other than the kitchen, stream setup, setup stuff back
here. Yes, really? Yeah, I gotta, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, grounds for, it's all
over to this guy picks first so maybe a tracer game I think it is
No idea why they banned it.
That's kinda weird.
Yo, it's okay to be a Dominoan, oh, sub dude.
This looks like a team that gets into trouble.
Good thing I can't run.
Moving on, ready? Yup.
Yup.
I'm not a play tracer in the Hanzo, but I will.
I learned somehow, right?
Always decent too.
Oh my god.
I don't know.
Why are there beans?
It's supposed to be nerf pellets, but I guess it does kind of look like beans and cheese
British so I guess that kind of does make sense.
You guys just heard a RAM screen?
Oh, no. Oh, no, not again. Oh, God, please. Oh, no, I feel oh, God, please stop. Okay,
we're good. Uh, yo, sushi thing that they get tier one. I wonder how much of that fight
Yeah, I was sliding around.
Yes
He's dead
Look at me over here, bro. You guys got bigger problems
Oh
of
That's a blue moon ice cream.
I never had it, actually.
Yo!
Stop doing the 60-months-tracer one trick.
Since when?
Ah!
Appreciate it.
Hmm.
What pizza on pizza thing put a lot of things on pizza, but
I'm pretty pretty boring with that. I think this can't be a I lost a bunch of games the other day
So I've been just trying to get them back. I got a good amount of them back, but
I'm just playing till I lose now
five, four, three, two, one. Attacker's incoming. Stop the pain.
And drop. Good enough for me.
I was gonna say six or S was six either was that me oh
66 oh no this is 5 5 but I'm playing DPS it's like if I was playing tank I wouldn't even cue this fucking I
Actually think I refuse to queue 5 5 DPS or sorry 5 5 10 begin. I will like men
I will unless I have no choice go try to play with people and it's the only option available to us like absolutely not
I'm just gonna go stall
Don't my one I never recall. Here's body splashing the water
That was kind of awesome.
That orator here just crossing that feels good.
Honestly, I should have just tripled winged across and said fuck it, but that bobbin would have absolutely wrecked my back flight.
Ah, you're on fire. I'm good.
Yeah, I mean
Oh, yeah, I don't typically play a whole lot of your guests, but I like you because
especially in 5-5 it's way more fun than 66.
It's like I'm not gonna play this one boss.
I'm fucking absolutely whipped on my shots.
I absolutely whipped up my shots. Also, I just realized I'm not in place overseas
Every calm one second I clicked it. She just played begin. I don't know why I kind of just ate it
I don't know what to do here, we need to back up.
You need to brave!
Let's go!
Let's get it!
of
the way I can't eat my fucking bullets
Oh, he ran away, we're good.
Oof.
Oh, the plane tracers are stressful.
It's fucking rewarding as shit, though, if you're actually doing well, but it's stressful.
I
Realizes a cast in there now, I didn't know they swapped
We're looking over and see you guys some more canned pig feed.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't want- I want nothing to do with the conversation now.
Tips for a better aim?
Uh, hit your shots.
Not for real.
Uh, you're gonna have to try to make the shots easier.
That's what I've always found helpful.
It's like, if you're trying to hit the crazy 180 flicks or like crazy lookups,
crazy lookdowns, like,
That's way harder than just like making them walk into you, you know?
Also, last night I was playing Dragon 6v6 Gibraltar and whenever I popped Kitsune,
The other support, Lifeweaver, would purposefully put history directly in the middle of it.
You can't make this up.
Like your Lifeweaver?
Not-
What?
It's crazy.
I think it's here. I think it's here is strong but not good.
It's weird.
We're like, she can feel really really strong and sometimes, but unless you hit the right click, you basically don't do a lot.
I don't know.
like soldiering is just better cast is just better
and having two hitscan characters in your like niche that do better than you is already like
kind of a death sentence at the moment
i use i'm an arm aimer i don't restame
Rest aiming is sort of bad for you. It can give you like pain faster than doing
arming. Like wrist aim is more susceptible to pain and issues than
arming. Does that make sense? What do I get pinged for?
I just saw a video of Sugarfreak playing Tracer, and then if you use the minor perk, you melee
someone and recall and give you 68 and 40 emos as a bug or as intended.
I think it is intended.
I think it's been in for a while.
Maybe it's a bug, maybe it's a bug they just haven't done anything about, but...
Mm-hmm.
Get arthritis, you really can't, like it's no joke.
Also my arm just went...
Isn't wrist aiming just easier?
Yeah, I mean, it can be easier, I mean, whatever's easier is whatever one you train, like if you train arm aiming versus wrist aiming, like that one's going to be easier for you, that said, though, the same thing applies what I just said, it's worse for you.
Like it will give you more issues over time than arm aiming.
You aim with your toes.
Alright, got a freak.
Loading in three months, appreciate you.
How difficult is it to train out the arm to rest?
Well when I first started playing I made sure not to go into wrist aiming.
I was going to try arm aiming because wrist can give you problems and I was like I don't
want to have long term problems.
So for me, it wasn't that hard because I started very intentionally.
I didn't have any bad habits to break.
You know.
Since there's eye trackers, it would be possible to configure your aiming with your eyes.
Maybe at some point, someday.
Not right now.
Wait, I play 5-5-10 in my casual play where I start competitive, try to change to 6v6.
Yeah, 5v5 is awful. You're gonna hate yourself in a couple months from now.
Probably think of the 6v6 months long time. Appreciate you.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
Four less boats.
Stop, Grim.
I'm good.
Honestly, I'm a little tired.
I haven't been sleeping one last couple days
Mostly just stressed out trying to get stuff done
No bands from us damn all right
I mean they typically announce Blizzcon, I think Blizzcon typically is for wow announcements
to be honest with you.
Hmm, could be a cast angle, could be a soldier angle, could be a tracer angle.
Okay, that guy's got that. What's the other guy gonna play? Queen? I'm gonna say it's
a tracer angle, bud.
People announced a TV show? I wouldn't need your hopes up. I'm not saying they never
well but I've been on this train a long time I wouldn't get your hopes up
ooh how you doing
Okay, Widow killed 4? Nope, 3. That's good. I might have to play Widow and get Diffed
So we have a chance, but I'm going to give Elise another shot.
Holy shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, great.
Well, I guess that someone's going to give it a shot.
I guess it's going to be me.
I'm ready to headshot it again.
You didn't like my presence?
All of this time for a one-time!
I didn't want to die.
I need this.
I'm going to reverse him!
Change for mine!
Oh my god, I just have to survive even if I don't...
I'm not sure what to do.
Okay.
You leaving?
Okay.
Oh
This
Nooo!
And my bash is 1-6.
Honestly, I'm not gonna sell up in the performance play.
Brother, I need some help!
At least we don't have to play out on this one anymore.
I suppose we aren't so different.
of
the
death
of
the
death
Do we don't have control of either side just really bad
Next minute and a half that we have left
Yeah
We're safe
See a science quiz today, is that what he said?
Yeah, going cat for our bashing is not gonna save us here
I'm not checking it.
Unfortunately.
Okay, I mean my...
The game's been over.
And give my villain just one shot.
I don't bother you enjoying my time.
Psychology is the same as we said.
Ah, okay.
Come on, Cole. Try a little harder.
I am in some dead states.
Man, good luck you got a stat pattern.
Little stat pattern shot maybe? Question mark?
Love a little stat pattern shot, honestly.
Someone needs to fill this air.
Miss Aranus, now!
Do you think I'm being O-played?
To the alt-account Widow player who I matched, which by the way, not saying I was gonna beat
that guy every time, but I matched him just so he wouldn't roll to dominate the game,
because you'll see this first fight he's uncompressed to watch three kills.
Now it's with him even having any kind of contest. So
you're gonna say oh fine you're getting outplayed but we played queen into that and our bastions one
I was literally the only chance we even had at potentially winning that game.
So it is what it is.
Okay I said you guys play till we lose on 5v5, 6v6 time.
You'll better train in 15 months, appreciate it.
Was the right character to play?
On second?
I mean it depends on what we wanted to go with, to be honest with you.
Like, if you could play Hog for a lot of care, if you wanted to, you could play Hog, you could have played Ball.
Yo, sweet!
Thank you, sweethearts, for the big game.
GIFs, these jackets, let me just say thank you.
That was your sweethearts.
Much love, appreciate you.
One thing to say.
I can't say.
Yeah, Ball, Hog, we've both been good. If we want to play Sigma, there's really.
For Sigma at the first point, we've been great.
There's a lot of things we could have done.
But I don't think 1 in 9 Bastion was going to help us either.
It's a team-based game. It's not a solo carry game sometimes.
It is what it is.
Sometimes you take an L and you move on.
Oh, since it's actually 6v6, hang on, I'm gonna whip out my secret weapon.
6v6 secret weapon.
No, I'm not whipping up my hog yet.
I was taking off Shroom mode.
That way, when I get tanked more often too, if I am on tank, I want them to chase me in
6v6 because I can survive it.
Means I'm doing my job.
Everybody wants to kill a Shroomer.
So I get the kill the Shroomer buff going.
Everybody needs to not whip up my hog.
I always tell you when I'm thinking it depends
Technically like in Overwatch WIDOW would be S tier consistently if you never missed a shot
Obviously one-track character, but like that's not how the game always works
Um, that guy's playing Doom.
I think I want to play the Wynton guy.
Wait, we have triple support.
Oh, I can't play the Wynton guy.
Oh, shit.
Wait, we have triple support.
I can't play the Wynton guy no bad.
Maybe a deep angle, maybe?
Oh, I'm swapped.
Do I see Trimble support all the time though, Watch?
Do I see tribbles where all the time they'll watch?
Who saves the thing holding in rivals?
I'm really gonna fucking Malaga...
My first day today.
How do you now celebrate your birthday because it's my first day today?
No, happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear!
I didn't get to see the name, hold on.
Sparky!
Happy birthday to you!
Also, god damn it, it's fucking Malta first game, that guy literally never died.
My backline trying to be exploited feels bad.
I think his name is Old Used Stick, that's kind of a crazy name.
Okay, I'm gonna watch this early bomb. Watch this.
The boys still got it, huh?
Can you let me out, you fucking bitch?
You wasted your entire primal for that.
Uh, no.
Sorry.
No, I don't really have any interest in doing any coaching stuff right now.
I stole the robot from us! Get it back!
Matrix the Primal did, big brant. You tell me what you wanted me to do there.
Basically they throw Diamond and they throw Nate and it eats it.
There's nothing else to do.
You're literally gonna get trapped into it. They wasted their entire Primal for it.
And it's like they want to waste their entire Primal for it? So fucking be it.
I mean in GM4, 66? I don't know man. Like this kind of, you gotta get a little higher
their parts I think. You know?
Yeah, that's on the wall a little bit.
Third one.
the
home
of
the
I don't know, now I'm changing my answer, the answer is no, fuck you, well, sorry you guys.
I see you got the role.
No!
What the heck is that?
I don't know.
I think you're all gone.
No!
Oh my god.
What the?
They have the robots.
Nothing to catch me.
I'm gonna get on him, he's not in the corner there.
Both hands are- you broke both your hands?
What the fuck?
How'd you break both your hands?
down
Yeah, I've done everything I can for us here.
3, 2, 1...
YOOOOOO!
Nice.
He's breathing out.
Jump.
Oof.
I don't have the powers. I'm looking at the map.
I'm going to be pretty.
Hey!
Alright.
Hey, I got...
Did you hit me in the air with it?
He plumped me.
Also, they made a lot of swarms.
It's like bring window emery
Queen has a lot
I'm gonna punch
I
Didn't
That should be possible. Your peelback game is something you just lost, right? Why would
I need to peel if the entire enemy team is dead?
it a team-based game an objective base game
is what it is I repeat all the back in two minutes all right well we kill this
month
Ah, Grimntog I think in 10 months.
Appreciate it.
D.Va's mostly pathing.
Nope.
I mean, every tank is pathing.
You're trying not to explode.
You want to take as little damage as possible.
But what the big difference is, is when you see opportunities you explode and other men
kill things and survive.
Do you know a guy named Flance?
Nope, never heard of him.
That's Goss, he's actually at the groomer right now.
He's getting his nails clipped.
He's getting a bath.
we're trying to get them all ready to go for the flight
You're going to play tomorrow Ravals? No. What's that?
Oh, I'm excited to play 007 though. I think that'll be fun. I think 007 will be pretty
cool. And I think, uh, I don't know if we'll do anything after 007. We'll see. I know we
can maybe do um what's it called? Lego Batman. I know people have been wanting Lego Batman.
But I've also never played a Lego game before.
I don't know what I'm doing because I don't know how to play the LEGO game before I'm
sure it'll be fine.
things to think about
I feel like I gotta do it, right?
I have to do it!
your firepower is good the superior brain
I should have packed a wetsuit
paper ironskin this one
Oh, okay, fair enough, me too.
25% ult charge start of the game, it's like I never left.
Alright, I had a roommate, you know what I mean?
Oh!
Well, punchin' to death feels good.
I should have waited in the corner so I got more heals, but maybe that wasn't the right
play either.
I don't feel the retouch really, I'm gonna stay here a little longer.
I'm sure you over here.
This is funny.
so low
this gear is making so much space for them right now
their team is wking and our team is sking
King is really bad in 66 especially.
We'll see another fight.
He's running us down.
Can we touch more?
We got out the door at least.
So, am I gonna hit the wall?
Yeah, that works.
Do not.
That's really, uh, really bad.
Their Kiri has more damage than I think both of my DPS combined.
Close.
It's actually unironically kinda close.
Do you want to hear that?
We're almost there.
I had to play D. Mo or something.
I just killed a...
Cure on the flank every time.
Shining the prime.
Time to save the spirits!
Game off!
All systems fired up and ready to engage!
Hit the jackal!
Wait, I wanna play Genji?
Shit.
Wait, did that just say their current rank is Plat?
Or Diamond 2? Oh, it's them.
Wait, my Genji's the lowest rank in the game when we have them. Oh geez
What a wide match, GM4 to Diamond 2? What the fuck?
Don't wanna wall
three
What's up? Hey!
Hey, y'all!
Oh, I'm rockin'.
Chase me, Chase.
How do you counter-swap car by the way?
Genji, you did not back off.
He laughed, brother.
Oh my goodness.
Weep right.
Oh, I'm fighting this one.
This is bull.
Oh, I'm so fucked. I did not realize the male was in the doorframe.
Dead.
Alright, my time to go Zarya.
Let's be that guy, but we only played Genji.
This game's just kind of bad, especially after that.
We're not.
We're not having dives.
Like we're not coordinating.
Well, that's fine.
I can't do much about that one.
I have to do much with that one.
of
this is a way
I'm like Sierra, we just get it.
We can, we can, we can.
Nice half.
Oh my god, I'll just explode it with a bubble.
I was throwing an HP turn the corner with bubble and I dodged before I could repeat
or peek back away.
That's crazy.
Instantly took 40 damage on it.
Oh my god.
That is disgusting, but I get it.
Show us that ult again. Goodbye. Have fun.
We're dead.
She has ult again, I know.
They're made of actually farming us.
Okay, I'll see who carries this portable full charge.
Oh, that's so bad. Wait, no, it's still got the...
Wait, no, wait, no, wait, no.
Has nailed a fucking gen?
Okay, we're just... we're just gonna lose that one. Unlock.
I'm calling you over.
Thanks, thanks buddy, I got that one.
I'm still, I'm not changing my answer, Zebra, Zebra better.
No!
Yeah, our two lowest rank players were on DPS for us, unfortunately, so I think we were
just cooked.
Like I think their two highest rank players were, if I had a check.
Can I get, can I not zoom over?
I can't check from that screen, really?
Yeah, so they're, they're high, oh, some, actually, wow, they weren't even the highest
rank at the moment.
Unfortunately, who's our guy?
This guy?
This guy was our lowest ranked player on our team
and he was one of our DPS, unfortunately.
I think we just kind of rolled unlucky.
No, I'm saving my loot box for the end of the season.
I opened them all at the same time.
Oh, you say it's not like you're never coming back.
Yeah, you say, wait, wait, you say it's not like you're never gonna, we're never gonna
see you again.
I'm probably gonna be gone after this weekend, too.
Actually, at best case scenario, Monday. After Monday, I might be. Or after Monday for sure.
Maybe after this weekend, though.
You should like ten days? Yeah, it might be like ten days, to be honest with you.
It could be it could be shorter it could be quicker it could be like four
But it's probably gonna be like 10.
TBH.
Oh god.
I'll take Nepal I guess.
Select your hero.
Select hero guns.
Eh, I think whatever they want.
Wait, my AC keeps blowing my HVAC fuse, so that's fun to deal with today, so you have
to keep going like resetting it, oh that's annoying.
That's actually really annoying.
Malaga? Uh-oh. We've got a bump in a hog player.
It blows immediately as soon as the AC turns on. Oh god.
That's kind of ass.
Yeah, I don't even know what's hot. My AC's on right now, but...
But it's even hot here today. Yeah, it's like 70. It's not too bad
Let me out of this cage crazy comps
You should die.
One, two, three, two, one.
Shut the fuck up.
I got you.
You're here.
My dad's gonna get it.
It is a hog.
Those are the games for being served.
Fucking hogs are.
Are you gonna be kidding me?
Uh-huh.
Oh, we're on the other side.
oh wait they're playing all together we were playing so spread that's not good
also I'm gonna go hog too
it's okay I'm 13 months that guy's gonna go rest on the little hog
of
I just WQS'd down right now.
Nice, Ana.
four people died in the sanctuary. It's really sad, actually.
I don't want to make it.
Good touch.
I win.
Wow, look at this guy.
He thinks he's so special, just because we were so poor not to the giant grey wall.
He acts like he can do whatever he wants and just ignore chats.
We're all we did for him throughout the years. He just decides to 24 seven farms dedicated
Like one giant little finger. There's a five people that catch that on the way by probably think you're actually serious
I think about that sometimes
SMH my head my head
Okay, how's my backline get again?
Okay, what can I do to help us here?
I feel like we're falling for the same run our back behind fallover trick
Do you need me to go back diva?
They're out on a lot of voice okay, so people are getting run over out of voice. That's fun
I got my one.
Alright, well, I'm just gonna go back to Ely, I guess, because I can't help them.
They're just exploding too fast.
My backline's exploding and my DPS are both out of voice playing.
get skin and getting no off angles or anything and just kind of constantly from the dead.
I have the way of four people that are chasing me with those spawns, we still can't get
through.
Unboiable.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, that's why I play the Shroom Mode off.
I actually don't mind getting chased because a lot of the time it actually ends up working
in my favor, but this game we just kind of have some blockbusters.
Oh, that guy.
Oh, that guy is hard trolling.
All right, Andy, can we just, we did the same message over and over at least.
Can you change it up?
Jesus.
I want to take his credit card away, seriously.
Like the 50th time man, the 50th time it loses its luster a little bit.
Be a little bit of a thing in 10 months.
Uh, Malgo is only really the only one, everyone else is kind of okay.
RGG's in.
Mm-hmm.
Is this? Again, of course it was crub. Of course it is.
Why do you guys only do this in Overwatch? I swear to God.
when I'm playing rivals you guys are silent overwatch you guys come out of
the woodwork and just start spamming what is it you feel nostalgic what's
what's going on
mm-hmm
Sup, I just I just listen sag was in my trio
I just want to let you know that he is a dad with two kids and he was trying his darkness
I did I felt bad ask him to swap but like I
Don't think he'd like he that was he was the lowest rank in our game
So like obviously he's gonna be struggling a little bit and I kind of felt bad
But you know Genji also is just really hard into that comp
That's not true no
Yeah, I was gonna say the overwatch you never stop playing watch you take breaks like even if you're like I'm done like I'll see you tomorrow, okay
Real
I'm playing signal this game then.
Yeah.
Sit here and spend the big bucks just to prove point to you. I proved a point back
Now what I got the skip button you might have for 10,000 bits I have a skip button
It's just a game.
You're lucky I'm mid-round.
So lucky.
Uh oh.
You don't want to play that game, I'll be real, you are trusty, you're locked down there.
Oh boy, I think I got one maybe?
Oh, I don't know, fight somewhere, fight somewhere, fight somewhere, oh, really?
We waged you all. Oh, that's a lot of luck.
I'm gonna wrap you around.
Gets a bit...
I can't believe I didn't cancel that.
I think I did
No, we have no follow-up.
I can suggest you play tank too.
You win the fight here, bud.
I won't forget
Okay, get some free though, I don't want to be suspicious, okay, here they come.
I'm on it.
I'm going to the right side
Last fight
Two up, Volce supports up
Wait, see him, see him, see him
I
Let's go
my bad.
of the plane.
I'm going to run high playing so Ram will punch me
usually I go mage or bash her when I play really good.
Uh, yeah Ram is going to punch you down.
That's going to be that. It's just the life you live.
You're going to be ready for that.
It depends on how fast you use it.
If you use it right away and it's like ok, well now your full hp
you play slow until its over
or you just go in playing away, that's literally what it is going to do every time
of
That's a hog left side, we kill him.
Nice.
What am I?
I
I have Tyra on the shield, so I can go on and knock out the controller and give him a kill.
Nice top right now.
I'm gonna keep telling you
I'll protect you
I'll help you, I'll push you on
We hold on to me
We may hit the top in the...
...eagle
Give me a little bit more
I'll be
I'm gonna back in there if you rock
That's rock
Yep
It's rock
This
We must be still in the cage right now!
A payload in motion stays in motion
Accepting a number of circumstances of course
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
I'm gonna hold the silence and see if I can force them to take a fight with us.
Nice.
Let's take our turn, please.
I wonder if we have really a whole lot of healing right now, so...
20 May.
It's okay.
He's soldier before.
I think they may have done it too, didn't they? Maybe? I don't know if they did.
The barrier at the end, please.
The threat emerges.
Come on, see the barrier.
I didn't want to.
Wait, the second one didn't hit!
Oh, that's not good.
Ah, that wasn't really good, was it?
Yeah, yeah.
GG.
Nice job, GGs.
I
Drive by spam win hard
When hard
The first day okay definitely intentional
All right, okay
Okay, all right lock in he was decently fast. Yeah
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All right.
We can rank down a diamond? That's tough. Sorry.
Listen, how to be done.
How to be done.
Um, pretty beautiful that guy.
I'm having a good time.
They have a beautiful one.
Uh, yeah, come in, this is where it should work.
Yeah, come in, this is where it should work.
Nice name.
Here he's low, no CP.
I can't race and rush.
Oh
Yeah, that's really bad.
Damn, that's actually really bad.
That's really, really, really, really bad.
I think it's invalid.
Crap, are you here?
It works for you.
Holy...
Ham-mage!
That hurt a lot!
Aha!
There's a ball behind us.
I mean, he's probably gonna try to keep him from remaking.
Ugh.
Aw, if you're on a lot of joints, sounds like you got banned in the past.
Did that- did you get banned in the past?
Be honest.
Okay.
Oof.
Oh
Well, it's working for other people so no problem
I think it's an old signal.
Now, look at me!
What was that?
Here we go!
Don't get in my way!
Inbound with Carter!
Falling off right in front of you!
Over there!
Oh, I can't save him.
I don't know how to keep them alive.
That's not good.
Let's get away.
Say again, brother.
Brother.
Oh, we did it again!
Oh
My god doing God's work
Hey, come on, go fuck.
No.
Firework.
No.
Sending care of your ways.
I'm trying to wait for the new engage and then split them so we can kill them, but we
still need some of every single engage, so there's just no... there's no stopping it,
I guess.
Four guys dead every fight at the start.
Good toucher in the lose.
I'm good.
I'm going to get another death.
I'm all set.
tough game, tough game, four guy, reversal for that, listen nothing personal man but,
than personal.
Reversal for that game is crazy though.
Since you're on the back foot the entire game, that never even felt like we had a shot.
I'm gonna fight where we killed three.
Hmm...
of
Alright.
They're bald.
What else?
I feel like D.Va's good again here, but honestly, Sigma could be good.
We have Lucio.
Lucio, I feel like this is the plan.
I think I can play it with a DPS too if someone casts a band.
I think a tracer.
I don't want a tracer on this guy, but I can try.
Yeah, I never play music because I stream on YouTube and streaming on YouTube means
DMCA apocalypse if I do.
So, the cat likes to shoot at us, instead of his own team.
I swear to god I have reused fucking triple support.
For real fuckable triple support in the Rambles, how the fuck is he when nobody's not involved in this shit?
I swear to God, it's every game!
Wait, they have quad!
They have quad!
They both jumped into it!
What?!
They ran into it.
I got nothing.
Smartest quad support players.
They're like flies, I'm trying to knock them all off the point.
We kill one, three takes the place.
I see nine, thank god.
Dude, what are these freaks?
Holy shit, I'm like a rhyme.
Honestly, rhyme might be crazy here.
I'm doing it. I'm pulling it out
I'm sorry what I'm sorry what I'm sorry what excuse you bro you can literally see we clip
through each other okay all right bet sure man
Honestly, I shouldn't even try to walk up to shield the other guy, I'm sure I just took
that as a no.
You know, I can say one thing confidently about Rattles, I've never played against Quad
support and like felt like oh shit we're not we're not we're getting screwed
I do gotta go back to you, actually.
Let's see what you can do for us real quick.
Okay, we need me to swap now while the prog it all is.
Okay, we need mixwaps now, or the prog it'll lose.
Okay, okay, we got some head skins in.
Okay, trailing.
We're taking the wrong harker, actually.
Want to be the other one?
We're dead.
Uh, and we have a lever.
We're gonna lose the quad support.
I'm here.
I can get that.
Alright, new strap. Everyone's playing TDM. I think it's time for me to play TDM too.
The question is on who though.
I don't know which perk I just took.
I'm dead.
Do you play cat?
This is so good.
This is just...
Oh, my push talk is not good.
Do you play cat?
This is just a TDM game in this point.
This isn't even like...
Do you play?
Okay.
And that guy is gone.
Okay.
And that guy's gone.
You want me to window first or?
You're party.
I was the game.
Nice point, Seth.
I got the kill.
I'm going to have a chance to window.
I think we're going to get a chance to win now.
Well, that was fucking miserable.
We're the lever and they played quad support.
I don't think we had any damage players or they didn't.
They didn't know how to play it.
And then our background was exploding.
That was awful.
That was probably one of the least fun experiences I've ever seen.
And ironically, you know what the counter to that is, is actually Quad as a Ghost, Triple
Tank.
And we can't do Triple Tank because it's locked.
That was miserable.
If we had Triple Tank, like we have Goats as an option in that game, like that's something
that actually beats that.
Reversal, just some average overwashed dog shit.
Yeah, you can't run it because there's a tank cap.
You only run two tanks, so you actually can't run the counter to that.
That's actually wild.
I've never, I haven't experienced that yet.
I see triple tank or triple support every game, I have not seen quad.
The quad is miserable and people do enough damage that it actually works.
Also I don't know if my doorcaps is a little warm in here.
Select your hero.
No, you can't play triple tank, it's literally not allowed, but you can play quad support,
yeah.
Didn't go to speed everything for a while because the balance team in Overwatch 1 was
kind of incompetent.
They believed in the ideology of people who will figure it out.
So you know how you get patched like every month now in Overwatch?
You get patched like every four months.
And Overwatch won.
And those patches be significantly less impactful.
Oh god.
How low is it for me?
Damn, you're fucking ass.
I got flaxes here, they must have been there.
Damn, you must be fucking dog shit.
Dude, I just had to play against Quad support with the lever, I've literally never wanted
to install faster in my life.
Oh, lovely, that sound was so good.
Yep.
And it's nice as well, because supports can deal more damage in the DPS.
They genuinely do.
I was in awe.
I
Got a full test
What I was in the enemy team
You were what I was the cat that's game on the other team
Yeah, yeah, that was miserable
Yeah, I'm sorry
No, that's not your fault. I think I was like you seen the entire time and then they like actually
I went in top, I'm gonna get on public edge here
I'm gonna go in top of the air so I can shut down the floor to make sense
I'm thinking back
Alright, I'm going to whist him with that guy.
Alright, I'm fine with you.
Dude, the difference between the last game and this game is actually ridiculous.
Last game, I was like playing with a bunch of like, people who just stand there and hold
each other's hand and let the healing do the work.
This is the Overwatch I'm used to playing, a game like this.
I've got the Barqued now, we can just move, get away.
I have both tanks in that little mini-room.
In the corner?
Off, off, off.
There's another jump ring.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
I got both.
Oh, what are you doing?
Um, I could go DPS, but I'm not a good DPS.
I think it's a...
Oh, man.
Oh, fuck.
Do you know what I mean?
That's real.
That's my challenge.
It's a flying instant.
Nice, Auckland.
I think there's a...
I don't remember, though.
almost there we must take the lead
I'm trying to use a third chanel, why don't you do it?
I trust him
Full save, full save
Shane
He's up there
We managed to pull ahead?
Dude, it's weird, I feel so much more comfortable in a lobby like this
Than I do in the fucking shitter lobbies
So weird
We're going low ground.
If you don't gas.
I got a low ground.
Gas, gas, gas.
Oh, monkey's janked.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Nice.
Nice
Oh
Moho moho
You know
I want a big one, but it might be with a thigh in the middle of the stage.
Oh, hi.
Nice stacking, really large.
Let's just take him in.
me
watch the meeting
I'm not gonna hold this actually, this looks like death.
We got loads of them, so we're gonna take that robot back.
We can get a good enough group to get over there, Pat.
Yep.
I'm not on your water set, can you repeat?
It's nice if you were good, I saw your health go down.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm listening
I'm going to have my own boss
Come on, come on, come on
Bring it on
Come on, push in as long as we can
You guys are up to like 10-10 points right now
It's fine, Bling
I'm going to get forward spawn
Come on, keep coming
No, let's go, let's go, let's go, give me a beam.
Mike saved my mind for every turn.
Oh, I'm bashing down here, there's only a force of shift.
I can die over here.
Oh, Ronnie.
Keep the hold.
I'm just taking someone else
They started in me, good luck
Master, master, master, master
Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it
Please!
I'm dead
Get Master, get Master
No one portaled in?
Oh, the OT spawns so long.
Almost back, see your time.
Winston's on HP right now.
i think they got the last one
they got the last ones
nice one
we got one
they got an easy one
dont worry
do it do it
nice
nice one
we need a yellow smork
nice one
have a little dog
fuck yeah
fuck you
I
Crazy I feel fucking Hamlet sometimes in the shitter lobbies I talk for I get in the
in the champion lobbies
Todd fighting in the in the the champ lobbies literally can't get a fucking can't get shit going in the in the fucking shit
Or lobbies like what is that?
I'm gonna go pee.
I'm right back.
There be
Select your hero.
Select heroes to ban.
Quick!
Oh, great, I'm back in the shitter lobbies.
Ah, Christ.
Am I the hi- oh my God, a home in the toilet.
of
the
He messaged me and was like, yeah, good luck catching up, I'm rank one right now, I was like,
excuse you?
And he sent me a screenshot, and I was like, wow, that's something.
But he's been out of range!
I'm not getting my support to consistent heart attack, I'm not playing properly.
Good son
What a race
He won't be at a range for too long.
Oh, wait, not now, though.
It's not that bad.
Sorry, love you.
I appreciate it.
Are you killing double flex or do you want me to stop this game?
So I think we've done all the experimentation we can with 5v5
It's great for the other roles. We can't have one role just be fucking dog shit and the other two be good like
It's just not fair man
Person
What's in my shield and everything doesn't matter?
Damn, I'm gonna do a little talk.
Wow, I just have so much interest as well, this is me too.
Okay, I can't play that anymore.
I'm gonna play Zarya.
I was just kinda running us down.
I guess I could play it, I just had to play slower.
Yeah, actually, I gotta play slower, I think that's the play.
Even on Zarya, I'd be playing slower.
They found a home in Hell Park, so it's going back up, so...
Nice.
I
Do that
Um yeah
4x5 is more intense? Yeah, and it's more dog shit.
Good touch.
I
Do you wanna run like founders are that we can absorb dives better
Low key low key low key
five four three two one round three
there's still nothing she's just hoping to block one right here
then you just turn and turn like turn and kill them.
There's no need to turn and kill them.
Yeah, walk left side, go up the high ground, get now gunner high ground, and just pull
the high ground.
Okay.
Alright, okay, did you see that?
I don't care if you see it.
I'm dead.
I'm gonna fuck this suffer.
Jina?
Reset and regroup!
You good Jina?
Come on!
I'm not gonna stop me!
You are very activated!
And it changes the best nature!
I'll talk to you later.
Did we build a single Juno all that whole round?
Walk through Lower, get this patch, do touch.
I've got you in my sights.
That was really sad actually.
I don't know what happened though.
I'm telling you we play in the champ lobbies top frag we play in the handless lobbies.
It's fucking miserable.
Someone explain it.
This was consolation.
Aliesin was consolation.
I don't even feel like I've been playing bad in these games, it just kind of sucked.
some handless gamers I guess
The multiplayer games ever feel draining too?
Oh yeah, all the time.
All the time.
and
The thing is, this drain is playing killer and dead by daylight.
You're playing dead by daylight.
You knew what you signed up for.
Sure, go back and play ZZZ.
I actually logged in the other day and did my dailies because I got an email saying,
like, have you gotten your all of your tapes, your encrypted, your free encrypted tapes?
And I was like, wait, hold on.
So I logged in, I got my one freebie for the day, and then, forget, there's someone else too, but then I was like, alright, so I did all my dailies and I hopped off.
Hmm.
What's up team?
Excuse me.
of
We got a ball player?
Well, that guy's on his Aria. Wait, am I in support gel?
I'm in support gel. Shit.
I'll decide my own thing.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attack on this. Catch a object.
I'm gonna get right behind him
I
What you say we need point
All right, well, I hope you were dead.
So how do I get the Shadowban Tick Tock notification?
I need to talk more to it, should I?
No.
So we got a quick fight.
That sucks.
We kind of easily won that but we're pushed up so far for so long
I think we've learned the first time.
more alert, we didn't
watch my saviour
almost slipped it
we've won it a couple times, we just kinda all chased it really hard
and then we had no point presence
we had to stop doing it
I don't think so.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
That was going to happen.
I was just having my war.
I'll just wipe off the map, and call.
Aw, you really care.
We saved them.
I got one. I got one. Literally one of you just hit her.
I couldn't hit it. Oh my god, I missed
We're dead fuck I'm not very good with these shots. I just don't understand the arc as well and then I'm time on them
By the applejack in three months
I hope it's right at least
Nice.
Oh, they're down high.
Nice.
I hit wall.
There's one.
Oh.
That's a dead.
Nice.
I should have been running it off.
If you're still, I'll stop.
There's an enemy here!
Nice, mate.
Adapter 2nd Engage.
Junker Queen.
60 seconds.
Fucking hell, I had this!
Wait, my thing right now, my thing expired?
Oh, I'm so stupid.
I thought I clicked it at the last second, but I must have been like a half second off.
I'll kill him.
Oh, god.
Green second.
Nice.
All green.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I didn't see that in my mind there, kinda pooped in the next one but we still win, so we're good.
down of course I've heard you prefer working on them
of
them
of
It's our main moving.
Dude, why do I feel so slow right now?
Like, I feel like I was walking to the left there and I just wasn't moving.
Oh, and my hundred-third ping again. Oh.
And it's coming back down. Okay.
Well, at least I feel a little bit better.
Cool.
Internet's shitting the bed.
Meanwhile, it's not even late yet.
Yeah, I don't even mind high ping.
It's just the inconsistent ping is the problem.
I think I won't play this against that company anymore.
That's a fun carry.
watch fun no save yourself don't get into it come on I can 250 paying and it
comes back down my god I just might tell George no mind I'm fucking lagging my
and now it's off.
You can see every time I die, like we're gonna top right, it just goes up and down and up
Sit down, and up sit down, and up sit down, and up sit down.
That's Saisa.
I'm going for the throw in the speed.
I'm gonna take you off the ground!
What's that?
What?
I got you
Oh, fuck.
How do we take that back?
I have no idea.
Ah, I can say it would have been interesting.
I went along my 5-5-D biscuit.
Oh my god, not again.
Please, please, please, please.
Somebody, please stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Please, please stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn it.
I can't fucking see anything.
Bro, I'm literally gliding side to side right now.
Oh, I'm dead-ass fucking gliding.
bro I'm fucking sliding all over the place please please stop
come on I can't put a fucking team Jesus I'm 300 320 350 350 400 500
Come on! What's up, D?
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Okay, it's coming back down. It's coming back down and I got this stuck tiktok live disconnected thing on my screen now. Hello?
Brother?
I said, look, Mr. Foot, it was open, it was a Mr. Foot, it was a Mr. Foot!
Oh, uh-oh!
And I'm good.
To get this fucking thing off my goddamn screen.
Dude, we put up with all that!
Just to lose that fight, so...
I'm gonna sip, like...
fighting 500 ping my own ash walked off the map feels bad
are we red thing in three months by the way
appreciate you uh rest of the thing we gifted sorry miss that earlier appreciate you
uh blur thing in three months
i'll attach something to the 48 months appreciate you spare us thing in 20 months
my family just moved to Tennessee a few months ago now am i here you are too
seems to be a hot area good luck with the move yeah it seems pretty nice it seems
pretty nice so
all right hand over the reins I got it I'll walk in
I don't like having my time wasted.
Did the game stay?
Ah.
My DPS games went pretty well.
My 66 games have been a little hit or miss.
Every time I've gotten the champion lobbies, I'm actually rolling
and then the games that I've gotten
Why fuck
I'm gonna get fucking console erode, but I guess he's dead so I can keep for a second
Sounds like they're locked in on him
what the fuck
what the fuck hello bro just took over the lobby
GG. GG.
Oh my god!
Handing over the reins just went crazy!
God damn!
Okay, I'm actually gonna tell George I feel bad. I feel bad saying
but I'm lagging my nuts off so I might make that last I'm sorry
bro I actually locked in that that last round yeah I did the lag has just been I
mean it's the whole reason I'm moving okay I'm moving in literally less than a
week because of how bad it's been.
Alright, let me go P really quick and then we get ready to head over to 007.
Alright, channel go pee, I'll be back in two minutes, alright?
Yeah dude, it was so bad.
I mean, that's just my new reality, you know, for now.
Okay, I need to take a quick phone call, but my end tech talk is tech talk doesn't like
I'll see you guys on POTS TV for 007. Otherwise, I'll see you guys. Goodbye.
Alright, for everybody else, I'm not going to restart YouTube today.
I shouldn't have closed out of that. I need a quick phone call though, so we'll be back in two minutes.
All right, sorry, I had to make that call back.
It was for info on shipping this car.
Okay.
Chow, we're gonna be switching gears.
I don't have a new thumbnail,
so I'm just gonna use the one from yesterday.
We're switching gears to
007 First Light.
Okay, there's an update?
Uh-oh.
You haven't phoned?
Yeah, it's been nice.
It's been a nice change of pace.
You try Pokemon Unite, it's actually really good.
That's bait.
Pokemon Unite is not good.
Every time I've ever seen anything about Pokemon Unite, it's just like playing a worse
version of League of Legends.
and that game is also horrible.
Alright, let's do this, and do this.
How big is this update? It's not even done. Holy shit. I thought it'd be like two seconds, but...
The update fixes the controls, surely? Surely. We'll see.
Surely.
You shouldn't that's true. My download speed is pretty good, but my
upload speed is really bad. So like, it shouldn't take very long for download.
But here we are. It's taking a minute.
Here we are with it taking a minute.
Well, I though I am pretty excited to be out of here and finally have good internet
again you know it's kind of sucked not having that you already tested it I mean
I tested as best I could like my my phone can't use the whole internet that I
have down there but I mean I was getting one gig up and down but it goes all the
way up to eight with the right equipment and whatnot all right chat welcome
back in for episode three of 007 today maybe tomorrow I might have like I don't
We have enough time to finish the game before I leave for those who don't know. I'm leaving. I'm moving
So
There's a chance that I won't be able to finish it off before I
Gotta go
You know, we're gonna get a little bit done today
I'm all good. Thank you
Resume game
Those weren't here last time
Everybody died I did the mission where everybody died and Cressida
Is in the wheelchair so this is the mission after that I just got told
We were going to be going to
Hunt down 009
We gotta go talk to cute first
Oh, hello Flats.
Hello.
Last night I had some rocky mountain oysters and I couldn't help but think of you.
The way they just slipped and slid down my throat like silk made me think of how the
sound of your voice makes me feel like I'm wrapped in a warm blanket.
That's gotta be one of the craziest messages I've ever heard.
Thank you I think.
Honestly, I'm a little scared.
You'd better have something efficient for me, Q.
Something efficient?
So one more round of photos, I'll be on the pan, quick, as you can.
We'll get right on it. Ah, Bond. Good to see you. Walk with me.
I missed you at the service.
Yes, I kept to the back. Never get like humans. All that black.
Had a bad thing, what happened?
I'm so sorry, you must carry it with you.
It'll be okay.
You were a fine knot.
I know you're making a problem.
Now, let's get you feel great.
Sounds good.
I lost my watch.
I forgive you.
just this once.
We do thorough stress and durability tests on all field equipment before it is cleared
for mission release.
The most happening in this room ends the extra security there.
Cool gunna watch.
I'm gonna get back on the plane.
How did you know the watch had a tracker?
That's the 25th century cue.
My toaster has a tracker at that point.
And I assume you've worked out how to switch it off as well.
And time will tell and I thought it's much oh and bond one more thing your new earpiece
Bone-condupted microphone you attach it directly to the skin ultra thing virtually undetectable. Oh
Before you go there are some new items of fear that you might be interested in
No poor thing the prime
Do you think it's a motorcycle?
There are a couple of new pieces that are going through final testing ahead of field
certification.
I thought you might like to give them a once over.
That was beautiful.
Here you are, ahead of his next excursion.
I thought we might show Bon Bon latest creations.
Of course Q.
The laser strap and flashmine have just passed final certification.
So who?
And one come and take a look laser strap
Blinding an enemy to disrupting complex electronics not quite a death ray, but we're getting there
even a tribe
Fire the laser
It could also disarm hostiles
I'll take anything that gets me closer to 009, we in, please.
That's not all.
Over here, we have the flashmine.
Okay.
Flashmine.
The flashmine uses molecular bonding to adhere to any surface and operates on a proximity
tree.
Dude, is that a pair of airpods?
need to cover your escape or leave someone a nasty surprise give it a try
that's four
very good now throw it at the static target and you'll see the proximity
trigger in action try
I
Say
Time to waste you have someone to be of course you should be on your way
Bridget will complete your mission prep you can pick up your service pistol from water to the shooting range, okay?
Thank you. Well, here. We have the dart phone smoke pods flash mine and laser strap
Your maximum loadout is true in addition to the watch according to their
You should expect hostile terrain with a relative humidity below 25%, and to encounter organized and motivated opposition.
Motivated? I'll show them motivated.
Okay, so let me do the laser strap then, because I just got it, and let's do the flashmine. Sounds good.
I think that'll do. Thanks, Bridget.
You're welcome, Bond. Bring everything back in one piece, if you can.
How am I supposed to bring the-
Oh.
How, how am I supposed to bring back in one piece the one time use air pods that explode?
Oh.
package for me right you are one my six standard issues service pistol no need
to sign now we're talking the range is there whenever you need it blow off steam
get your eye in whatever nah I don't need it I'm good
I'm already a sharpshooter
Okay, eight bullets and the French one was better
Some of us would love to be going with you. Would you apply for field training myself? Oh
We just wanted you to know that we're behind you all the way. Thanks. Oh
That's actually really nice
We're actually all being so nice was now up the hill also first start the talk
The tragic chess championship explosion. Slovakian opposition accuses government of regretting
safety inspections after budget cuts and the politicians never discover the reasons for
it.
All right, money penny. What do you got for me?
Pretty tense out there.
A diplomatic crisis will do that.
Today was rough. How are you holding up?
You needed to show me something.
It's the same day.
Oh.
You don't recognize Agent Roth?
I believe you shared an Aston Martin.
Charlotte Annabelle Roth.
Senior operational officer at the DGSC headquarters in Paris.
You can't be serious.
He chatted.
Nice lady.
Retires next year to spend time with her grandchildren.
Who is the woman then?
That's what I'd like to find out.
Wait, what?
The woman I talked to wasn't the French Secret Service?
Uh oh.
I'll be keeping her in an artificial coma until the brain filing is under control.
She's not out of the woods yet, but doctors are cautiously optimistic.
Enough.
Gone to grounds.
Didn't even report him for debrief.
He'll resurface once he's ready, but if he doesn't want to be found, I strongly suspect
we won't.
Did you manage to ID the marks I fought at the airfield?
We did.
They're all independent contractors, usual suspects from the global PMC circuit.
Yeah, I can feel you too.
They're only going with a thick enough wallet.
009 was just their latest employer.
And they're lost.
And you match on the blonde twins.
Niko and Terro Merta, assassin Joao from Tampere, Finland, highly adapted unarmed combat, improvisation
and social infiltration.
These are ruthless operators, James.
Ice cold killers.
I know.
I was there.
Oops, I didn't mean to do that.
Do you want to go for me?
Come, let's have a look.
Not going to lie, you have got your work cut out for you.
009, after he escaped Slovakia,
we tracked Bond's watch to a field
outside of the Syrian village, Jav al-Ouslan,
where the unregistered cargo plane was abandoned.
A wide fair sweep picked up his trail 36 hours later
in the Turkish province of Şenlafer.
From here, he embarked on a complex route, eventually bringing him to Egypt when he lost his trail. For good.
However, despite significant effort being put into obscuring transport payments, they have managed to pin two of the chartered private jets to the Pirate King, Barfman.
Pirate King?
Yes, you heard me right. Pirate King.
And? Okay, read my mind.
What do we have on this Barfman?
Bartholomew abducted by militants of the age of 10 along with his little sister
trained as a child soldier until age 12 when Bartholomew turned on his captors
killing five and escaping spent half a decade looking for a sister to no avail
at age 17 he entered the world of piracy for the next two decades he rose
like a shooting star turning random endeavors into a well-organized
international business empire all culminating in Mauritania when he claimed
ship graveyard as his kingdom.
Aleph, that's the main black market hub on the African continent.
Major League weapons bizarra from not mistaken.
Indeed, and with the clientele to match.
Aleph is a cesspool of military and peace.
I appreciate you friend.
Almost three years.
All hail Pirate King, God of Rockshire.
The other woman's more appreciated.
Which is probably why he managed to stay invisible for more than a decade.
However, the new Intel things are starting to line up and considering the amount put up to facilitate
009's escape we have reason to believe that he is part of Bob was in a circle
Left is most likely where he's been hiding all along
Go to a left find 009 and bring him back everything what country is a left thing
I said, wait me when we get to a left, but when we're almost there in the morning person are we just drive
okay buddy we're like right there
Why?
Blended.
Don't need a radio to do that.
Right.
That's what the eye patches and the wooden legs are for.
Damn.
How do you want to play this game through inside?
It's a game that's bound to be power and weight.
So, it's really exciting for me.
So, I'm gonna go for the first one.
Okay.
I'm gonna go for the second one.
Damn
Really isn't ship graveyard is it actually like that in real life or not
What's like
I'm
See
Sorry
But to answer your question, trying to get inside. We need to get some face time with bath. He's the one who need us to 009
Not getting past that take a right
And if Padma isn't an option, I'll let you know.
Ram Chuck, rolling in the rocks.
God, he's so fucking annoying.
Yeah, the game does look actually gorgeous.
Oh, this kind of looks like Helios 1 from Fallout 2 Vegas, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I got a point.
The only reason why only one bomb went off is that too.
Stop touching your ear. What? I said stop touching your body
Oh, yeah, let's give away
This place never changes 12 o'clock
See
We stick out like sore thumbs
We literally couldn't stick out more if we tried I think
Hey!
Good deal!
Any people action custom barrel, acting unchiefed to armor like it's paper.
If you're after something more careful, you'll need to keep the auction.
I hear they have some nice toys left behind by me, so anything you need?
Thanks!
Good.
Aw, I want it!
nice toys left behind by me for anything you need thanks good oh i want it
why can i take it wait which way did he go uh greenway
Okay. Hello.
What do you got?
I
Excuse me gentlemen
Okay, I've got a beat some ass
Oh, fish slaps.
Oh, cooked them.
Situation contained.
That guy just didn't care.
He's like, yep.
He's walking behind back there, dude.
This way
We're here and I want to check these shotguns
You think they had food do you think weren't selling food here is probably kind of weird though, right?
You bitch we can do about it nothing that's what I thought
Alright, I'm starting to think everyone here is probably bad news, man.
This doesn't look like the village market, like a farmers market.
Uh-oh
He should not have to play here, sir, and for that, he must be punished.
Is that the big man?
He tells me there is a child.
A girl.
He fears for her life.
She needs medication.
Expensive kind.
That is where his contributions went.
Our protection is for the care of everyone in our great city of steel and sand.
from this moment on
but he's still gonna die
Oh
You know what they sang about paradise bond
Watch out for the snakes.
He dead.
After watching that performance, I think it's clear our lead is our man.
Shouldn't take too much to twist his arm.
Let's go twist it.
I know some people will type this way.
But it's a lot of work, but no impossible.
I think we need a much larger solar field for local couples.
That's kind of crazy.
try and get us an audience with our league
Hello sir
here for the auction
yes, invitation and 100 gate
sheep they died
I need 100 crown for
this timer
of course
it gets you to the door
and into the auction
I need a hundred grand
You want me to get a hundred thousand dollars just for funsies out here?
Hello, sir. Can I spare a spare reporter?
Okay, what over here hello spare change for guy in need
Okay
Looks like my hands are dirty then.
Hello!
Oh, how about these guys?
Hello, gentlemen. You guys wouldn't have any time to talk about some money, would you?
Hello, these guys. Anyway, please help.
Second floor. Any words from the buyer?
No. It's the person who was forced dead on the burner in the container.
And you listened to him during the briefing earlier.
They told you not to have any problems.
I mean, I need you to run the fair, sweetie.
Have you ever seen how the miles are blank?
And you think you found a piece of popcorn, but it was really a but you didn't realize until you already ate it
And it sounded like
Because the alchemy I skipped the last bit of it
The cts filter that is an interesting message
to say at least. I think that's where he appreciates.
Let's just check that.
Just a couple guys being dudes. It's fine.
Can you check his pockets? He might have a hundred grand on him.
Shit, alright, I should check his pockets.
Good to hear.
It's now that the one... Do you have any on you? No.
Of course not.
They're all broke.
Okay.
Let's check in here.
I got you did Ryan rolled me not as bad as the Roach that I ate
Cause I thought it was a piece of popcorn that I found when I felt around
The blankets I feel icky and gross take
more money from me
All right, thank you, thank you for the dough again. I don't know how to respond to that one
Okay, it's gonna be
Interesting.
You know, I could hit him with my...
Explody.
I hope it's good enough.
Gonna hurt me or I'm gonna hurt you.
Situation contained.
Where's my burner?
Haha!
I'm following pictures of a left container yard besides the anchor.
Anything upstairs?
Maybe?
Oh, I could have went all the way around.
That makes sense.
I wonder if I'm gonna drop that on him.
Anywhere behind the big anchor I saw a cluster
What do you want business?
What are you up to? Well, I don't know doing the part of the job you asked me to do
Wait did bullseye you get 30,000?
Well, why am I could be playing street games
I need to make some money
to the right place. Okay. What do you want to know? Hello, flight. We are reaching out
to inform you that your freemium subscription to MoiraFeedPix.net has expired. You currently
have an outstanding balance of 300 and $50.67. And would be, it would say $67.
What's happening today?
I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you, honestly.
What are they doing up there, holy shit.
Do you think they're gonna get angry?
Oh, a postcard.
Can't take those guns off the wall.
Yeah, you didn't even sell the postcard for a hundred K.
Surely not, right?
Container 76. There she is.
Container 76.
Hmm. Noticing.
Yes. Forced it. I'm here. Container 76.
As are we with you in a moment.
We just pump out of another container.
The most conscious blew up. They're onto you.
Headed your way right now.
64 years, that's almost 7 years, Laro Laro.
Actually cooked them, situation contained.
They can only be used during license to kill.
Let me just start blowing them down.
Then you find that by the way, the 64 months, a long time, I did appreciate you.
Alright.
Let's check this place again.
What the hell is going on?
It's the buyer. Whoa.
Sorry about the mess.
What happened?
A workplace disagreement.
Borscht it, right?
Right.
This is Peter. So, the painting I was promised. Is it here?
Probably somewhere inside that container behind me.
Why don't you two go ahead and have a look inside?
I should probably get going.
Wait, your money.
Pizza, please pay him.
Oh.
That's it!
I should take this thing out of Scorpius's tail.
Only 52k?
Wait, am I all right for a moment like this?
Man!
Just a little short of pretending I belong in that ocean.
It's messed up.
Hello, sir.
Can I speak with you?
Why are you getting wiped out of your head?
You there? What happened?
I closed the deal and got what I needed.
What?
You have to be there. I'm good.
You got what I needed.
Now I know the true meaning of suffering if you're off.
Are you sure you're okay?
Never better.
Hello, sir. Can I speak with you?
Why are you gonna wipe that over your head?
I can't come back.
You're not convinced.
I just came from this way, though.
You can't stop me if I can go back if I want.
Maybe there's some stuff hidden back here I can sell.
Or maybe I can sell the AK I have.
Wait, am I cooking?
You didn't even sell my AK.
Is that a lady?
I'm gonna try it.
Hello!
Peacock.
So, what can I do for you this time?
Anything out here worth chasing?
Had someone come by earlier trying to buy weapons.
Wanted to pay in crypto.
Told him to get lost.
Crypto's only good for the auction.
He's used this at a new market.
Oh, where I can find him?
Saw him over by the electronics pushes earlier.
Just go through the tunnel right behind you to get to it.
We'll find you somewhere around there.
What about you?
Must be something you want that I can help you with?
There is this one thing
Adel, he runs a cut-scan
A flashy little set
Always a big crowd gathered round
He's offering up a red jewel as a prize
The jewel of Jahal
I guess
You'd like to get your hands on it
Must in a bet to him
I want it back
Get it for me and I'll make it worth your while
You can find him in the position still
To the right of the fight pit
I don't have anything else for me.
Keep your eyes open and your eggs sharp, Branson.
This place is full of opportunities,
especially if you're willing to take a few risks.
See you soon.
My life wants fried chicken or Chinese.
What are your thoughts on the choice?
Is hot-button option?
I
Carry on
I'm bad to find a way past them
Where is uh
Are you the guy
We go ahead and guess
You want to sell me something?
I realize inside good money to be made from the clients
Oh
Yeah, let's go fight oh
Oh, wait a minute.
Ooh, cup scamming time.
Alright, guys, lock in.
All you have to do is guess correctly.
Oh, let's play.
The tourist is feeling lucky, everyone.
All right, Zen.
Here we go.
Remember, eyes are his jewel.
Okay.
Everybody walk in on it.
little club lady looks not on your side today my friend
why he flipped it?
oh he's scamming
we can use the key watch
Oh, the Q-Wash keeps it... marked.
Yeah, let's see if we can keep him... let's see if we can see when he flips it.
Yeah, it is the middle.
give me the jewel is there a problem here no problem gentlemen in fact my new
friend here is just about to let me collect my wings now right yeah yeah
that's right go and take it okay so wait why did we not get it the first time
though. It was the same cup.
Oh my god.
Damn, 30k? Alright. Yeah, we gotta get some more.
Yeah, I'm interested through this tunnel to sell guns. I think I'll sell the AK I have.
But where is my kid's gone?
Try again. It'll make us look weak. I need to call Andrea. He's got contacts out here
Maybe we can find a way to convert that crypto to cash in a hurry
Just sit out and wait for my call
And do not want it out of your sight kind of scan the crypto bro. I
Just truck a phone for me
I'm looking at the caller right now. You need to hack the phone first. Then I'll be up to look onto the signal. I can do that
Hack the phone
Wait, which one is it one or three three
that's just given off the pension because 10% of it to have it fit you for
wallets to make sure it was kidding do you know how much of a ball eight that
was for me to get something like that
I'll be on my way there
move closer
get closer
the signal's dropping
move closer
I'll get him past you
There's no way that works. Yeah, I hit him with the over the shoulder fucking laser beam to that eye
I see batteries. Oh, sorry my friend, my bad.
You like?
What?
But are we going to have the same problem though with the crypto that they had?
excuse me excuse me pardon me I just need to get closer to the cell tower
Excuse me? Pardon me? Excuse me? Hello?
Pardon me?
Excuse me?
shipwreck into an apartment complex. I haven't seen anything like it.
Oh, that's an ambitious man.
Clearly. This is prime beachfront real estate.
Shhh!
Night night, buddy.
Situation contained.
Hmm.
Okay.
Let's find a way through here.
here
That's just an interesting alarm clock you guys go back to do whenever you were doing
Oh, well, I'll leave.
Oh, yeah, well, that's a mess.
Check that.
What the hell?
Ah!
What?
Ah!
Dude, I've actually been really good on my stealth in this game so far.
Oh.
Looking for something?
All right, there.
I must have gotten lost in the way to the gift shop.
Ah, get lost.
Fine.
I'll find it myself.
See, I can fly.
See, there's other ways through things, you know?
Stuff happens, you know?
You bluff your way out of it and then you beat the shit out of him after.
I get down. Hello. There we go.
There won't be a next time
Shit.
Alright, dude, we had to say something, okay?
We had to say something about the stealth recently.
Okay, we had to say something about the stealth.
I was doing so good!
And then you guys started with the stealth and then I fell, okay?
Ah, damn it.
Situations contained.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh
Contained bitch
Don't worry, situations have been contained, we're good.
Very selfie.
Okay.
I'm guessing whatever it is you're up to over there is related to the expense account
you called me about.
That's right.
I need what's on this wallet.
For what?
Exactly.
Funding international terrorism, of course.
Just be careful, James.
AHHHHHH!
OH!
AHHHHH!
OW!
I just died.
Wait, I didn't realize I was solo health.
Wait, I was solo health.
What the fuck?
Um, well, first death I guess, I didn't know you could die like that.
Should have read the prompt yeah, I skipped it. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't read it
So okay, alright, I was trying to block it, but I can't it's unblockable
Fuck.
I'm bad.
All right, lock in, lock in, lock in.
I gotta sidestep him.
I gotta hit him with the- That's the fight.
Everybody, first, we open with the- We hit him with the-
Oh, we hit him with the- We hit him with the-
Oh, and the boom, and the boom.
Oh, and the boom.
We hit him with the- oh, we hit him with the- we hit him with the- oh, and the boom, and
the boom, oh, oh, yeah, and then I hit him with the- oh, I hit him with the- oh, ah,
oh, I hit him with the- oh, I hit him with the- oh, yeah, oh, boom, boom, oh, boom, boom.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh my god, that guy's dead.
He just fell from like a three-story fall and literally hit his head on the ladder on
the way down. I killed a man. Yeah, that guy's dead as dicks.
Situation contained, though.
I love the arrows, clearly it was some gamers and testing that had a hard time with the
at the tower perfect stay where you are yeah well going anyway I'm in disabled
the password on the wallet so you shouldn't have any trouble accessing the
50 grand on there nice honey 50k yo we're good to go
the way to the auction and so we can play up inside
it's a cake
I love
giving a hundred K to international terrorism
it'd be the way to the cup of cabana would it
I'll say that as a no
okay goodbye
the awful guns time to go
You get out of the way
Money bundle something that guy's got money on
I don't want to just take it just for fun
Get robbed buddy
The music is a banger.
Hello.
Sorry, I've returned.
a little tied up mingling with the locals.
How you doing, man?
There we are.
Cash and crypto.
That's my taxi for your contribution.
Go on through.
Hurry up.
I'll find out what kind of insight I'm in.
I'm trying.
Just give me a second.
I need more time.
Hey.
Still am I for no reason?
I mean, the reason was I wanted to.
Oh
Although this is a this is the VIP air everybody in here had to pay a hundred K to get in
This is the DJ just a difference between music on or your brains or something wrong. Yeah the decks are glitching
Might be the speakers might be the generator. You mind taking a look at that speaker while I check the mixer
I'm not sure.
You look a little out of place here.
You think? These idiots stormed the cruise ship I was playing on.
Threatened to throw me overboard if I didn't come and spin at a birthday party
for some dude called Nene. They're crazy, man.
Oh, the classic wrong place, wrong time.
Nene.
I tried the old turning it off and on again.
We don't have time for this, but if you really insist on playing with the Samaritan,
Well, I don't want this poor guy to die.
Oh, new Hughes, okay.
I hope that saves me later
You know guys gonna help me out later I see a car
I
Isn't the new kind
007 I kind of trouble certainly is
Jaguar type zero zero
Right above my special collection
new model in a room full of relics
Bring any bells Greenway keep talking like that. You might wind up buried out here worth it. Oh, yeah
I don't have an ugly ass car, but whatever.
Is that a Reaper drone?
Holy shit.
Well, now, over here.
Take a look at those markings.
Serbian.
You aren't kidding when you said bathroom is connections around here.
That's why my six continues to desmoperate.
Here we go.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
Have a seat and get comfortable so we can begin the auction.
While some of you have been here before, I see some fresh faces amongst our buyers.
So, humor me, while I go over our simple yet strict rules.
One, all bits must pass through the polygraph.
Two, should you fail the polygraph, you will be removed from the auction and forbidden to enter Aleph again.
Polygraphs are bullshit.
I am Nicola Cognac. Good.
Mr. Leung, if you please.
John Blurr, I represent the Three Scorns Club.
And now to one of our newer faces.
Go ahead, please, Mr.
Easy now.
Call me James.
I'm just here for your dirt and free drinks.
Dial it down.
I answered the question. What do you mean, dial it down?
One million.
Now free.
Save passage two from and through all of our hearts.
No inspections, no questions.
Complete and utter diplomatic conflict.
Plus a private jet with armed escort for Bhavna.
For the rest of his life.
Now that is a real date.
Anyone care to counter Miss Baham's offer?
Safety message is useful, but only temporary.
I offer permits.
My organization will help fund and implement the next stage of infrastructure in Alph.
For one drone? How fucking insane is this drone?
Two offers on the table.
Don't have to tilt the table.
Anyone care to beat them?
Sabotage, the next offer. You read my mind.
I offer the next election in Mauritania.
The ruling seat will be delivered in Githland.
I also offer four European Union ambassadors,
all of which have been compromised, of course.
Wow, that hasn't happened in quite some time.
What is this? Something's wrong with this thing.
And Mr. Leone?
I'm very stressed. You may leave.
Time to go, Mr. Lyon.
Watch this! You don't need to, Johnny. Hold on!
Mr. Lyon, you are making the scene. We are done.
You have no idea what you're doing!
We will not accept this. There will be consequences!
Can't do that again.
Apologies for Mr. Lyon's transgression.
Yeah, we'll get away with that once.
God has certainly been based on someone something
Are we trying to win from this every weapon
used by myself rules the delivery through artillery will come only from the hands of
unlimited volume exclusive contract with unlimited volume i like it going once going twice
around the time three decades of mi6 intel
how do you propose delivering this intelligence by giving you him it would appear the honeymoon
is over one tx 1000 marauder drone sold to the boldest and did i just sell him to them what
What?
I saw them out!
Honestly he's kind of a dick, but that was fucked up!
Where is he?
You need to be a little more specific than that.
The ex spy, Vavma's hiding.
Where is he?
Look around.
You have no power here.
My man murdered three of our agents in cold blood.
Vavma broke the rules. He's finished.
Your king's reign is over.
Nice try.
Pay attention, Mccartney. You only have one choice to make here.
You can stay in above me, but you'll go down with him and your watch as we turn this whole place to dust.
Or you could take the throne, and our superiors will continue to turn a blind eye to all that goes on here.
Ooh.
Or don't you want to be king?
Throwing box seats at the menu and we have a deal.
Straight for the end.
Best we can do.
Ah, we both know that's not true.
Fine.
Done.
Where?
Well, it appears you have some sway after a long damn, you're coming.
Guy wants tickets to man you.
That's crazy.
Gatsby thing that you're one for sure it is.
See that crane?
What about it?
Underneath you'll find the boat.
A gift from Bhavna when he first arrived.
small slice of English civility here in the middle of the desert that's where
you'll find your friend how do we get to it by boat follow me this way
gentlemen
yeah those are kind of expensive tickets
you head out on foot so we can't slip out the back and you take me to that boat
As you wish and the author
Did he get a boat where is he?
Bon, I just called satellite imagery of the area. There's a lot of heavy activity on and off the water, so watch your step in there.
Copy that. Thanks.
I have to go this way.
I'm on the water heading to the boat.
Understood.
I had a handle on it back there until you came.
No, you're trying to prove yourself to me.
Not what I meant.
What did you mean?
Could have flipped early on my own.
We're in a hurry. I need you to speed things up
Look at these boys the white jolly pirate club pirate club
Okay, let's start working our way over shall we?
Oops
Six or what
I just kicked this guy off the ledge.
Oh yeah, no killing thing.
You should be good to look down.
Knocked you my service pistol.
The only problem with this game is how
normal bomb looks. I mean it kind of makes sense though, right? Like as a spy you want to blend in.
At least I think. That's what I would think.
I'm killing a guy when he's taking a piss.
guy was just taking a leak.
I want this guy fall standard sweet
Oh, it's time
I'm not the grappler, you dude!
No, I'm not the grappler!
I'm done with this!
I'm done with it!
Ah!
Fuck grappling.
I'm gonna shoot you in the head.
guys we're going to this guy have you a gun where's gun
Hmm.
Yo, give me that!
No!
I got it, I got it.
of
the
8k time. Oh ho ho. Wait. Situation contained.
and
An island.
I can't I can't change my gun. I don't want me to change my gun.
This is mouse. This is mouse button to change.
Weapons but it won't let me.
Psycho weapon, alt plus, oh.
What?
What? Didn't he just say alt plus? What?
Dude, the controls in this game are so jank.
Cycle weapon, one press, one up.
Me and only worsen have the gun out.
I can't cycle it otherwise.
I
Just ran we turn back on
definitely have a problem he's unconscious
Oh
The electricity there just actually killed all of them. Oh, that's kind of funny
Why not?
Hello!
Hello, gentlemen!
Lovely weather we're having, huh?
It's a truck down, but... hello?
Come back!
I
Don't like this I get down here
Lou hello, let me down please
Well, I wanna let me jump down
Now you do take down from here maybe
I don't know how, but I got it.
We're good.
Where's the lights?
Greenway.
Greenway Ali
We're really gonna give him control of the left agency needs assets like Ali
Let's say a terrorist group is planning an attack on British soil
Then let's say said group travels here to tool up for it with Ali sitting on the throne
We get a heads up. It's not all black and white
There's a lot of gray. Yeah
The people they give us a shot come on that table. I kind of want us when we open those doors and all that crap
Oh
God damn
I got that guy's blind as fuck
What are you looking for?
Right.
I was just with Ali at the auction.
He said I could take a look around your operation.
Fine.
But don't get in anyone's way.
Sorry, giga-chad.
You lost the sound, he-
Oh!
You're fucked.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, Chad.
I make the model boom.
That didn't really do what I thought it would do.
I would blow them up, but if anything, it just caused me a headache.
Oh, hang on.
Yeah, they're looking for me.
Now I just created my own head my own headache
Surprise bitch
You see something come on keep walking
Be afraid
Oh now now I gotta be afraid be afraid
Yeah, yeah, no problem anytime
But it will appreciate that
Dude, it's funny how they just buy it every time
Oh hey hey hey hey
Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh, guys?
Guys, that's a lot of dudes.
That's way more dudes than I- I- I- I- I- I hope I can handle this many dudes.
We're head we're head we're hair now fucking
He's so close I can't
Oh
Yeah, well how'd that work out for you?
Hello, 50 count Beagle?
Where'd that guy go?
Hello?
Oh.
Guys, I think I might have messed up the stealth part.
I lost you.
I found you.
You're out of my deal.
Oh, what?
I'm dead to you.
This won't do.
of
the slowest climb of a ladder and received
You are
The shot was right here
Oh, Grenade, Grenade!
When'd you get here?
Another Grenade?
Oh these guys got so many so many weapons
It's a carbine
I like it
Shoot a guy with throwing a grenade. Love to see it.
What the fuck did I just get? Did I just get a DMR?
Wait, lit.
How many dudes are there?
Do they just keep respawning?
Oh, collapse.
Is there a guy behind that fence?
Oh!
I don't want you to speak to me over there.
Oh. Widow.
I'll make my way downtown, scaling fast.
Let's go pass and I'm homebound.
There are ass-cars going with Greenway?
Uh, don't think he likes me.
ground. He's been through a lot. Nobody could have predicted what would happen back in Slovakia.
Greenway did. He told us 009 couldn't be trusted and we didn't listen.
Then you worked with Greenway to bring 009 in. Roger that.
I'm on board. Almost there. Easy, Dacian. We don't know what could be waiting for us.
Look what you're scared of. He has the place, but of course he has.
Oh my god. He's got it. Booby trapped with grenades. This guy's a psycho.
I'm a booby-trap here.
How do I...
I think I have to go over this edge.
Yo, I don't think I'm fine.
Oh, fuck!
I thought I was further down the wall, right?
Oh, no.
I've got it.
Of course he has.
Hardcore home alone is crazy.
Crazy comms, honestly.
Yeah, I just missed that one.
The balance overkill.
made, and uh, explore anything?
Particles in the air
Hey disarm it
Holy mother of pearl
Oh, wait.
Okay, so there's one there.
Can I go over the top of this?
okay so far so good yeah I'm taking a nice slow don't you worry okay he's got
I'm moving laser do this guy's cracked
Okay
You got to be fucking my dick
Welcome to the jungle
Just like his allotment back in Richmond
I think he's in there. Let's find out. Get the door.
Where are they? That's the one.
If it comes to it, do not hesitate to put him down on you.
I got one bullet left in my gun. I don't know about this one.
He's dead
Yeah, dude, I felt like it wasn't actually him go up the other place
I didn't think it was him let out slowly while they worked him over
Why not just shoot me done by the mess? You're clearly they were trying to make a point
There's something in his mouth
No, you must have really rubbed someone up the wrong way.
Take a look around.
Maybe if we can figure out what transpired between 009 and his uninvited houseguests.
What did you get yourself into, Beckett?
Damn.
Well, he was saying that he had like a bunch of info that he was trying to turn over to
us.
Maybe where he has the info on.
All those people.
Damn you.
Yesterday's UK newspapers. He was keeping up with things
What fucks he did yesterday's newspaper
Blueprints of the Grand Carpathian
And you were to place the bombs and inflict maximum damage. Oh
Well
Okay, maybe it wasn't in bomb materials
I saw in Slovakia more evidence to support his lunatic agenda. He bought it yesterday. We're in Africa
I think we need our triggering mechanism.
Could have gotten the materials here.
Want a boat? How fast do you think boats are?
There's no way we could have got all the way back to England.
Bought the paper and drove all the way back in one day.
Someone certainly had it in for the agency.
Flip.
Why is he a photo of Greenway?
It's kind of weird.
Monroe, Bright, Ronson, Nash, Kingsley, and Bond.
Oh, he did know what it was.
I think he wants us to see something, the telescope. I need to go and take a look.
Actress of MI6
No, there's more to the story here
Okay, for the marts?
Well, maybe it was his killer.
Wait.
Yeah, the recruits.
Isn't it us?
The rogue, bright, nasty, and kinsley.
He was following the rebooted double-O program.
Of course he was.
Wait, no, that's not it.
Yes, they called it a picture of you.
Who is he?
Didn't you want to take a look?
Yeah, but something's up.
He had eyes on the apartment.
He had eyes everywhere from the look of it.
Holy shit.
We're being watched
Dude, that's creepy
Right there
Oh no
I'm marking in the back of this picture of you and him.
That's just the logo on that ship out there.
That's where he must have gone.
He's dead.
Gone.
His own men killed him because he got greedy.
Case closed.
Job done.
I'm really not interested in going sightseeing in the asshole of nowhere.
Only you would have made the connection to Operation Spidey Gloss.
Dad is here.
He's telling us something.
We'll never know if we don't take a look.
We'll never know if we don't take a look
Fine
But don't be surprised if this is nothing more than a ruse to finish off what he started in Slovakia
Only one way to find out
Yeah
Can I buy them? Oh?
That's keeping I presume
Uh-oh.
This is fast.
Well, Greenway doesn't have an arm, so.
Uh-oh.
Bovma, how is it that you hear every whisper in every corner of Aleph?
And I answer
I built Aleph with my will
my blood
My whole self. Oh, he found out about our deal. This city is an extension of my being
my body
Today
Became infected and as we all know that an infection is left untreated that body can become rotten
Sicken and die
That infection
greed
Oh your trip. Oh tough
In Bacarali once so loyal
greed grew unchecked
becoming a cancer
A cancer that threatened to weaken a left.
Engangering all of us.
Everything we have dealt.
However, a cancer, if caught early, can be cured.
Or in our case, cut out and serve.
Oh, he's on with us!
Uh, we're not the kids.
Oh, no, he's on with us.
Ooh, and we're the main course. Uh-oh.
I think
Now you
Do we have to fight the alligators now
Where am I six
You've been harboring a terrorist wanted the high
And a bombing in Slovakia that killed a lot of civilians and our agents
You know, a real terrorist, here in our great city.
The only terrorists in our home are the two of you.
Am I six, those who are here?
If you kill us, it'll be the end of the land, because you know it.
You are a funny man.
Bring my buck me up here.
Oh, great. She's great.
Corsi's out cold.
Into the pit with them.
Oh.
Greenway.
Why, Daniel Price?
Wait.
Run us down harder, my sex. Why are you the money within the hour?
Am I six pay up to help their agents?
Had you not killed my friend, he would laugh at your naivety.
And besides, I don't need your blood money.
My girl is on your hand.
I'm buying you so much time.
... which makes you two the main course.
Drop them and let us watch the sands run red.
3 way.
3 way wake up.
Thinkin.
Harmony.
Oh?
No.
That if this isn't attempted deceiving me, I will erase your entire bloodline.
Now.
One more time.
Harmony.
We know where she is.
We have a location.
Get them out of there!
Now!
What's the sister?
No way he has it.
Yeah, I can't believe that guy died for man-U tickets.
I
Assumed you'd be child by now, so I
Gifted that Land Rover years to my bodyguard Nini today is a special day
It's her birthday. Well, let me guess Nini isn't too happy with us
Did I kill that guy already before you leave I
Would suggest checking in and around your seats for any surprises or kind of scorpion kind
She's a thing for them. Hell have no fury like a woman scorned for land
Indeed
You must be going
Get in you're driving
There's a scorpion or a bite
Interesting turn of events
That's one way to put it
Harmony the lost sister, right? Right. I'll get out of jail
Here's your ship if there's something you want to get off your chest now's the time
Did we have that go directly to badminton information we have in the system?
Why wait until the very last second play your hand back there?
We do not give our valuable information if we can get what we want for free.
So there, in the ham, front and center.
That is true.
What happened between you and 009?
Operation 9.
When Thayer was first instated, they discovered a mole ray on the top of British intelligence.
Three highly decorated 009 agents including 009.
I was tasked with tracking them down and neutralizing them.
I was a burden.
That's the job, Bob.
You've given orders, and you're expected to follow.
So you two were burned to death by the way.
For Operation Nightfall, for all of this.
That's what it looked like in the picture of the two of you.
We went through the program together.
And they expected you to hunt them down.
Orders are orders, Bob.
Besides, we stopped to be in friends the moment we managed to train at the Crampons.
What happened to the other two agents?
Too emulated.
Didn't make a difference either.
Because when 009 got away, they just buried the case,
shutted the 00 branch and had me jockey at death for the last ten years.
As a reminder of my failure,
The NN came along and revived the 00 program, right?
Oh, and the PM. Much to the chagrin of Bright.
And now, here we are. In the middle of the desert, chasing clues on the side of a shipwreck from a dead traitor.
While we wait for the other shoes to come out.
Those blonde twins. Have you ever come across them before?
No. But one here still lives.
You're supposed to be driving up all this?
It feels like I'm supposed to be walking this way, but you know what? I'm just going to drive it.
It's not.
soon as I can shimmy up this pole
my nice Hawaiian shirt
one down, one to go
cross
Nice.
Ah, I guess I can't jump down there.
Nice.
Alright, we're good.
Kind of shimmy down another pole.
Dude, that's gotta hurt your hands. Show me your downfall like that.
Let's push on. What were you saying?
Oh, because the showman is trying to get to you over there. That explains why we're still driving.
I
Is an entrance
Listen if Beckett rigged his boat you'll have done the same thing here
in here
Okay, you never sawed Beckett. What am I missing? Left of the entrance use your is that cold war short-hand for marking safe rooms in the field
What's it doing here? He wants us to see something. I only do the pram
Shit
Maybe 009 wasn't the bad guy after all.
Hmm, I guess it's a good point.
but I feel like he wouldn't have been in there blowing so far
I just found one
I feel like he was getting chased by somebody.
Maybe they set the bombs off early, maybe?
after we found Beckett beaten and tortured in his boathouse.
He's dead.
Yeah, very much so.
Something with constant comms with us? Did she go on like a lunch break?
Okay.
You scared me a little bit, knocking away.
Let's see what these do.
Powered lift.
Oh, that was cool.
Now to go down this way.
More markings.
this
not going that way
I should probably let the bridge down for him first.
I'll get that open on my own.
I need your help with this.
Look too much from here.
Another...
Okay.
I think there's something on the other side of that hatch.
Yeah.
Probably another one of his traps.
Well, if it is, at least we get to go out together with a bang.
Another marking.
Okay.
at least we get to go out together with a bang. Another marking on the right trail.
Coming up.
Yeah, there we go. Thanks. Look, I really don't believe this is a ploy to lead us into a trap.
You bet. But look at all the trouble he's gone to. The picture on the boat, the Transworld logo,
the glyphs only the Q-lands can see. I think Beckett died to protect whatever's in there.
Knowing that you would find it still doesn't change the fact that he blew up a hotel killing our people your friends
Turned his back on king and country
I would disagree. I'm just saying I think something else was there
Talk about being paranoid. Didn't do any good. Didn't do any good.
You said that already.
Certainly no shortage of party favors.
That's a lot of stuff. You're gonna have... I'm sorry.
I have a machine pistol of shoulder mounted heat seeker. Nice.
What the fuck does he need a shoulder mounted heat seeker for?
Well, it's he's a goddamn doomsday prepper
Oh
Okay, what's in the briefcase?
This right here is a good old fresh and self-destruct case from Cube Ranch.
He listens to me very carefully.
This might save your life one day.
This arm, the triggering mechanism, take a hold of these catches on either side.
And they'll turn them until they're horizontal at the same time.
Can you open it?
Hey, Presto.
and open it hey presto we're not dead
here's your evidence greenway
I knew it. I knew it.
Let's get the shoe
We were followed
Even I can't grab one of the guns or in that row
Nice
This is what I don't like when when when you cover mechanics are nice off shoulders, okay?
I don't like when you should cover mechanics are tied to a button like that.
I'm a fight, I'm a fight!
I see.
I'm not lowering.
Uh-oh, the first pistol kind of goes through ammo quickly.
No, wait, no, no!
Yes!
I don't know what to do with it.
It's not moving, I've got eyes on it.
Anyone else?
Push him out!
He's upstairs!
I hear him.
Hello?
I've got a beat on it!
Who are you holding the line from?
No you don't.
Actually, better question, how do you see me?
I don't know, I'm keeping this thing for forever.
I need another pistol though.
Dude, this thing's sick.
This guy I've found so far.
Your pistol? Your pistol ammo?
Any pistol ammo?
One bullet.
That's nice.
Hey, what's going on here?
Ammo! Love to see it.
I need to do something fast.
Do you die?
We did.
That poor guy got out rotated like crazy.
Sucks to be you.
What the fuck?
Sucks to be you.
Hello?
I'll hit you!
Get down!
There's a down to me.
Is it down to you?
You sure about that?
Dude, it's so bright in here.
Okay bad news they took out the land Rover. No
I have a backup plan go on
Greenway, what's the plan? He's working on it
Please this guy gonna snag a rifle is that what I'm gonna do
Oh, that's a pity.
Oh, we have to keep pushing forward while I work on our backup plan.
Which is a work in progress.
Okay.
Where are the snipers?
Hmm.
What's going to do the most amount of damage if I shoot it first?
I have a scope for this. That guy looks like he's got a sniper on him.
of
the
of
the
Oh, time to swap back. Let's go.
That sniper's cool. I think the DMR is my favorite gun so far, though.
Is that another sniper over there?
You didn't see anything.
Yeah, you didn't see anything, buddy.
Ooh, it is a sniper.
Alright.
Where's the maximum damage for the first shot?
Ah, scrooge.
What a throw.
So far.
He's gone for the run!
He's not gonna hit now.
He's not gonna hit now!
That guy just went raw when I shot him.
Barked at me.
More sniper.
Damn, I want more DMR.
Nothing. It's messed up.
of
the
death
of
death
I think I hit enough shots to kill that guy
Dude, this would go crazy in a colony montage.
All these quick scopes.
They're the goodest illegal intimacy, right?
It's funny because I saw a lot of shops that have it down there.
Sell it.
Holy fuck, that's bright.
Yeah, I saw it.
What are those fucking ODSTs?
Oh, hello.
That was close.
Second.
What?
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh
Why didn't they shoot it I could have shot it no trash
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
But the suitcase actually saved us.
Not the time buddy.
I don't have any bullets left, Greenway, I got a... who do I do... no!
I'm going to run.
Great way.
I only have a few bullets left.
We're over one.
We're getting low to run.
Tell me you've got a gun here.
Take it.
one more left
What do we do?
What do we use now? Harsh language?
Even a shot.
Any last words?
No.
Nothing.
Not even a good job, Bond. You would have made a great double O.
Nothing springs to mind.
Of course not.
Tony's the pirate, it is!
Wait, the pirates came to help us?
Damn, I did not expect that.
Well, that's that.
Well, what happened?
Well, what do you think happened?
009 did it, his muscle killed him, and a story.
You can't be serious after what we found.
We have no evidence, Vold.
M needs an open and shut case.
So what's our next move?
the
that's not good
I think this is such a mistake.
He's...
He's driving trough the back of our mind.
Let it get inside it will beat you a lot. Wait, it actually pulls me in the right direction. Fuck
Get out of town for a few days
Lord some steam. This is weird. Try to get some sleep
Things will look better in the morning. In other words, just do nothing more has been asked of lesson
And tell it to be bright
And I go home.
I figured you'd be drowning your sorrows right now.
I says I'm not.
I know what a pub sounds like James.
In fact, I'm on my way to one right now.
Got a date?
We're going out.
Ah.
We just put three agents in the ground.
That doesn't give you permission to stop living.
Em's making a mistake.
She needs to issue a full-scale mall on top to bottom if there's a breach we'll find it
Why do you think she sent everyone?
And my six-and-idiotes James we managed just fine for you came along
You sound like Greenway. Just go home
Before one shake it off
Tomorrow's a new day
I'm good luck in your
Bro, it's just one guy not moving yo bitch
Move get out the way dudes. I just some ass hat up there fucking not moving
Shoes
I'm gonna shoes he can't get his shoes back cuz he's dead
His crest at it in here
rolling around pick up drag cleaning 30 oh god that's so sad
I'm just gonna go straight to bed I did no to whom I'm concerned they're gone
because of my mistakes I could have stopped it but I failed it should have
Being me, James Bond.
What?
Well, this can't be good.
Is that a suicide note?
Uh-oh!
Morrison, give me strength!
Let me beat this guy to the pure mirrors!
Come on, those things are just fucking made of steel!
Come on!
James Bond, I presume.
The Marcus ended the building.
He brought a friend.
Hellooooo!
Mr. Second Intruder, I know you're in here!
Are you making a peanut butter and jelly in my kitchen after you tried to kill me?
Yeah, butter!
Here, you fucking mug!
Here, that sink!
Here, pour some wine!
I gotta be hospitable, you bitch!
Come to the steel chair.
Oh, wooden chair, I guess it's fine.
Oh my god. Do I got a gun?
Yeah, I thought the UK had strict gun laws. What the fuck is this?
So far.
Can I hit him with my Q device from here, you think?
You think he would learn his lesson and stop moving his...
...his lights?
I need to get to the shooter.
Go for a one.
Shake it off, she said.
You see me on this angle?
Just keep climbing, just keep climbing.
Uh-oh.
Oh! Ah!
Oh, oh, oh!
Hey, get me!
Oh, get get me!
Oh, oh, oh!
Get get me!
Oh, you can't get you!
Okay, there's this!
Oh, when I get in range, I'm gonna taze you.
Oh, dude, can you reload?
Oh, it's the blonde guy.
Can you shoot these things down for me so I can dip it?
Thank you.
Oh
Ww pipe
Okay, let's not stick our head out though
I'm gonna go up the crane. What am I gonna fucking
Hit him with like the fucking people's elbow from the top of the crane like what is where my what's the plan here?
What's he shooting a fuck like this guy's got fucking 80 caliber rounds like hello
he's tearing the whole thing down oh no am I gonna hit it with a crane
Well, I just dropped a cinnamon watch on someone's house.
How's no one called the cops yet?
If you look behind you?
Oh, you little bitch ass!
Oh you guy you wanna run?
No no no no no no no no no.
Bring that ass back here!
No!
I can't see ya.
You see me?
I can't see you!
I can't see you.
I can't see you!
You can't see me.
I can't see you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bring that ass back here!
No, you can't!
Wow, that's a far jump.
Holy shit!
He has athletic.
Damn, he didn't keep running.
He put a kill thing right here.
Oh, uh, shit, he realized it.
Oh, I'm chillin'.
Get around there you're givin'.
Why don't I go back up the stairs though?
I'm okay.
He's obviously in that building.
He has to come down.
James, this had better be-
It is.
Someone just tried to kill me.
Say again?
At the apartment.
I took his phone.
I need you to trace the text.
What?
I can't.
I'm...
I'm on a date.
And you're suspended.
You'll need to report this to HQ.
Go through the proper channels.
It's the twins.
We don't have time for protocol.
The Murtos.
Operating in Central London.
If I lose the trail, we'll never know who they're working for.
Please, money penny.
What kind of phone?
Wait.
I'll be careful.
No, you won't. Just don't screw up.
Damn.
They're gonna go after James Webb?
Traffic. They're going for the half-drunk holes.
This room here will be worth a try.
From right here.
Didn't he build the telescope?
Sir, this is strictly an invitation-only event.
I know.
Well, then the gun is down the hall. Enjoy.
She folded so fast!
Sorry buddy.
Rinn.
Okay now I was going to end up with that last mission but I feel like the missions flow
to get there so fast that I think I have to stay on it.
The bartender. Perfect dude I want to talk to.
Where'd you go you little shit?
Give me your phone.
No, thanks.
Hmm.
Where'd you go?
Where'd he go?
Do you hear anything?
Is he trying to lock it?
So I run and practice lava once.
I won't start the 40th of G-minor.
Oh, how did that guy disappear so fast?
No, come on, come on, come on.
Maybe he went this way?
Push through the crowd really quick?
It's a huge artillery channel.
Wait, I dropped him now.
Wait, did I find him?
He said, dropped me now, but...
Or dropped him now?
Where?
See in the toilet
No, damn I thought he came in here to get changed or maybe to take a poop
What was that noise?
Oh.
Fuck.
You smashed it too.
room it's first floor east wing staff officers got it east wing isn't that
second floor okay
Stephen Bright I was told your entire department was suspended M has you doing
event security now I'm off the clock actually an invitation fell into my lab
I
See my daughter's fashion sense hasn't rubbed up on you. Oh sure my bank account wouldn't allow it
So I'm very sorry about what happened
Did everything I could I know UK floor numbers are different than the US
What's this
on a journalist who's running late and holding me up.
Rob Minkley, Crocs Magazine.
No, he's not here.
That's why I'm calling you.
Actually, Mike Chaxfield from Bulletin is here untouched.
If Minkley doesn't appear in the next ten, let's find him, give him the exclusive.
Yes, that, Rob Minkley.
I'd really rather the exclusive went across, but if he found the arse turning up,
What is the exclusive going to do?
This isn't... this isn't helping me with anything.
Wait, hang on.
I'll grab my camera.
Yes.
Uh...
Camera.
Indulably.
my camera hello you wouldn't have to be willing to part ways that camera of yours would you
photography can be such a negative experience
No, you're not willing to part with the camera after I broke it, okay, well, that didn't
do anything wait where'd he go
shit
He's my mate.
Oh, can I, can I have your camera?
What's, isn't for my smoke bomb?
Am I gonna fucking smoke bomb this guy and take his camera?
What am I what am I laser?
What the cameras evaporates oh god damn it
There's a camera back there wait hold up
I need to get a press photographer's thing
I got a camera. We're good. Okay, all I had to do was blind a lady, but we're good.
retrieved
Well, I'm sorry miss but this man can't go upstairs
Relax, fellas. He's with me.
Say so.
He's with me.
I read your articles in Frick's magazine on rogue AI and cognitive warfare.
Very thought provoking.
Aren't you afraid you'll wind up in the wrong person's crosshairs one day?
What makes you think I haven't already?
Enjoy the speech.
Should be right up your alley.
Can't wait.
Oh, thank you.
Any pushback from museum security?
Hopefully we can handle it.
Sir, this area is off limits.
Am I sick?
We have a potential security threat.
I need access to the CCTV feed, and I need it now.
Right.
Sure you are.
Listen, son.
My name is Simon, and Simon says go back to the gala, have yourself a glass of bubbles,
and try not to worry that pretty little head of yours.
We've got everything under control here tonight.
You need to listen to me.
Feet?
Or head?
You need to listen to me feet or head first you choose
Damn hit me with a Simon says that's crazy
In conspicuously giant vent next to it
no smoking in the balcony chat no smoking just you guys know
Oh, what are we doing here?
Poor guy.
That one might leave a mark.
Yeah, that guy got cooked.
It showed me something there, but...
What the hell?
I'm
Oh
How's it look down there the party looks like it's in full swing you
Stranglers hanging around the section
Come on some real words
Slip down there grab ourselves a few of those canvases before anyone notices that we're gone
Yeah, I saw it with the big man's feet.
It's not important.
Yeah, it's...
Good night, buddy.
Okay, doors off.
I can't open that shit.
I'll be in the office if I need to look for the key card for the CCTV room, just have
them. They go and confine me. I know, right? They're all airpieces and
attitudes. Zero sense of humor. I went to grab myself a sandwich earlier.
And one of them got on the lift with me. Just kept staring at me like I was
going to detonate it. Can't believe you're on this side.
Part of St. Nicholas's private security team. Just on the lookout for
anyone eating suspicious looking sandwiches. Excuse me, boys. I'm just
gonna slip by you.
I think I need that guy's keycard, don't I?
I'm going to get that guy's stuff.
I'm gonna try to get somewhere relax what's wrong with you
Why can I take it easy? I'm not looking for it.
Time to throw my- Throw hands, oh boy.
Dude, I was trying to throw, but I was hitting F not G.
Oh my god.
Dude, there's so many things to sneak through here. Holy shit!
I don't know if I need that guy's key card or what.
Oh, at least I'm here.
I know, right?
They're all dear pieces and astutes.
Zero sense of humor.
I went to grab myself a sandwich earlier and one of them got on the lift with me.
Just kept staring at me like I was going to detonate it.
Should we worry about what that land of MI6 tells us?
MI6?
Something goes down.
Oh.
Is that guy coming all the way around?
Oh no.
Well, let's see now.
Oh, the spring is...
Is this...
Hey, uh, you didn't see anything, did you?
Well, here we go again!
Do you believe I'm from MI6 now?
Sorry buddy, you just happened to be collateral
Turn on the photocopier
He's gonna keep running.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
Okay.
Sneak attack!
Sneak attack! You're now blinded to life. Good luck.
Situation contained.
Oh, we got that under control should be good to go now
Yeah, I'm sorry, I gotta I gotta make a statement now keep that door open
All right, I think I got everything right we're good to go
You know what? Fuck it.
Two sugar?
You know what? Why stealth my way around?
Damn, honestly kinda deserved, fuck that guy. Fuck, I don't have the keycard.
Oh, it's that guy in there. Aw, I kicked the wrong guy's ass.
Alright.
Oh, come on.
What's wrong?
Give us a sec will you?
I was leaking you're looking at buddy
You see something over here? Yeah, come over here.
Okay. Listen, man, I got sick of you guys always just fucking,
I'm sick of it! I'm trying to do my job here! I'm trying to save the country!
Jesus!
Okay, we're good.
One more battery would be nice though, so I can...
Are you sure I'm good?
Listen, okay, they're they I still have a key card. What the fuck has it?
Oh, it's this guy.
Bingo.
Just borrowing it.
Definitely.
Whoops.
I got it.
We're good now.
Let's get in.
Money Penny, I'm at the terminal.
Hang on, just need some place quiet.
Barlux, I don't have the password.
People are lazy. They probably put it on a post-it note. Have a look around.
Alright, sit tight.
Post it now.
In here?
Nope.
No way it's under the mug.
Is it?
Employee of the year.
No way it's written under the mug. That's crazy.
Of course he's in the basement.
Of course he's in the fucking basement, dude, wait.
Well, might as well just finish the job, right?
Get some backup out here!
We're coming for you!
Bro that guy actually cooked my ass
Okay, I gotta find the G
get catch me you can catch me I'm too quick I'm too quick I'm very quick I am
very fast you can find me haha I'm very fast I'm very quick just a
Get that keyboard!
All right, off to the basement.
I'd be down, Quad.
Not today, though.
Honestly, it might be a couple of days, because I gotta move in the next couple of days.
Hello? Oops. Where are you? Hello? Hello? I know you're down here.
Oh, it's finding isn't what he used to be.
Hmm. Looks like it unlocks remotely.
He's down here somewhere.
Well, this all looks very expensive.
Let's not touch anything. Basil from accounting will have my head.
We can touch it. Just don't break it.
Sorry, Baz.
Funny was this easy all the time.
Well, you definitely heard the giant painting thing move.
Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
he got the power crap
he's got a gun why don't I have a gun on me at all time
Why did they send me out?
Why did they send me out without a gun?
I've got a question. Is it just one or two?
I finally get to beat him
Must be something I can use to get to him
No, it wa- WHAT?!
What happened to my things you want off?
Hello?
I think James think there must be something I can use.
This is unbelievable.
I
Know it's a dart. Oh, it's not my normal tool. That was the smoke thing. Oh
What do you just put this resist it?
He just resists it for fun?
He just doesn't give a fuck.
I'll go on and sell that one.
That's the best I can use to get to it.
Not that good.
It's really
Another one
Ow, hey something bang every time you shoot it's kind of fucking creepy dude
Wait, he's learning.
Wait, he learned, he learned, he learned, he learned, he learned, he learned, he shot
it?
What?
That's crazy.
Holy shi- I did not realize that. I did not expect that at all.
Must be something I can use here.
Did I bore him? No.
Noooo!
Dude, he's so paranoid.
I can't lure him. Why can't I lure him?
That noise not getting him?
Well, here. Yeah, come over this way.
Right in the red beam, red tractor beam of death.
Oh, he still has the gun and we don't
Wait, we're these are the boss
Oh, come on, he ran a boss we can't lose to him now
Cooked them that was from Monroe
I
Waiting authorization from web understood
It's just an old geezer
Sure, we brought up men. He suffered than he looks proceed with caution his arms in a sling. I think we can manage
Okay, Greenway.
Moneypenny, it's Webb. The Murtos are working for Nicholas Bloody Webb. He's behind everything.
James, that's just not...
I know what I heard. I need to get a hold of Greenway. He's next.
Already tried. He's off the grid. James, we are in over our heads. We need to inform M.
No time. I'm going after him. Make him call off the attack.
Are you out of your mind? Nicholas Webb is one of the most powerful men in Britain.
Let's think this through. What about Martin's earpiece? If I patch you in, can you trace the
second attack team? Hmm. It does look like it's transmitting a geolocation signal to a device
inside the building. It has to be Webb. He commands the assassins. Tell me you can hack it.
From a bathroom stall at the night errand. Not a chance. Damn. But I can use your watch as a
a day to extraction tool you just get close to webinar handle the rest I only
need a few minutes to update the software
now to find where I walk in we got a save greenway I didn't kill Monroe Monroe
is dead though I didn't kill him no that wasn't me now the other brothers gonna
show up and we have to fucking deal with him too also why don't I take that
guy's gun he's in the bullets left but still doors close so UK thing to door
do elevators in the UK announced when they're closing the doors
excuse me excuse me pardon me
where are you where's who's this guy
Unconvenient time.
Must say, you look astonishing for your age, Agent Roth.
Hardly a day over 50.
What do you expect, an apology?
How about an explanation?
Later. Just a little longer.
Damien!
I hope we're not interrupting anything.
You're not Damien, me to Mr. Beach, was it?
Bond. James Bond.
What do you do, James?
Lately. Headhunting.
Oh, dear.
I do hope you're not plotting on stealing Isla here.
I took such trouble in hiring her.
She really is rather brilliant. Quite the catch.
I'm not making any promises.
Oh. What do you know I'm not?
Excuse me, gentlemen.
I'd be careful with this one, James.
Dare I say, out of your league.
Oh this Danny is crazy
Oh, so this is the guy who made the quantum computer, right?
And he's the one trying to kill us all.
This is wild.
Wait, why am I drunk?
I'm sorry.
What happened?
The alcohol, it was sabotaged.
Uh-oh.
is why I don't drink random drinks from strangers Chad might end up like this
being thrown in the back padded room
I hope I should lose it.
I see you wasted no time.
No, she wasted mine.
Someone trained her well.
How did you allow her to get this close?
And...
What is he doing here?
You know I handle MI6.
They were onto us and I didn't think that we had time for your back channel.
That is precisely the problem. You don't think careful where she's American
You know how I get further
Enough Damian
This is cool
That's a evil billionaire in his family trying to take over
Fine. Now, clean up your mess.
You didn't even have come to this.
And I truly sorry.
Now it's only cold blooded murder. Don't be yourself up about it.
I got the hack though.
Okay. Very well. You had man. This is going to be the end of a very short career. Never
Accept a drink from a stranger. Yeah lesson learned buddy appreciate it
I guess they didn't teach you that
We spawns in there
No, which remark not even the old you're never gonna get away with this
Well, you really are quite disappointing.
Tell me something, do you always bring sedatives to a party?
I should count myself lucky I didn't wake up in your hotel room.
Hm, your profile wasn't kidding.
You really are spectacularly annoying.
anything else you'd like to get off your chest curious what did 009 have on you you must
have posed quite a threat yes well you've seen the t-shirt every crisis is an opportunity
every crisis is an opportunity oh wait what what oh you know I probably had to do I probably
a stall then provoke and then stall because I just took too much damage too quickly.
this is going to be the end of a very short career.
Nah, that'll be fine.
Never accept a drink from a stranger.
You like regen health?
I didn't teach you that, not in the spy school of yours.
I think so, I'll see how much I'm up for it.
I tell you I really would but then well then I'd have to kill you. I'll wait. I'm gonna do that anyway
Look at the time
Joe
Tell me something
Do you always bring sedatives to a party? I should count myself lucky. I didn't wake up in your hotel room
Your profile wasn't kidding was it you really are
spectacularly annoying
Oh my god, he did so much damage
How are we gonna get off your chest I?
Wouldn't leave if I were you and my six has the place surrounded they've had every wide you said
No, you're just stalling.
Are you holding out for your mentor to save you?
Because, believe me, he has his own problems.
I have places to be.
Have you told Niko about his brother's untimely end?
I do hope he doesn't shoot the messenger.
Just be grateful that I don't have his patience...
or his anatomical know-how.
I
Little health
We're about done here then
My champagne's getting flat. I'm curious
What did double O9 have on you? You must have posed quite a threat. Yes, well you've
You've seen the t-shirt
Every crisis is an opportunity. I
I have to ask, do you often let your father scold you like a petulant child?
I've been here way too long enough and my health bar didn't go up enough.
Uh-oh.
Now you're just trying to get a rise out of me.
in your way.
Got the hack though.
That was invigorating. Rage bait contained.
Kinda not wrong.
Damn, she cooked his ass.
God damn!
What you could have done that the whole time?
That one looks locked.
Of course not yeah, what are you doing?
Waiting for you, James
Be a gentleman
Yeah, I'm totally not James Bond. I totally gave you a fake name
Don't get used to it now pull me up no time someone's coming hi
It's the other brother, Harry Troms.
Ha!
You're fucked. Bitch ass. Situation contained.
They were too busy, yeah, but they didn't notice.
the kill team we find you worry now by trigger happen mercenaries I need a way
out of the museum already on it according to schematics there's no
backlock behind the exhibit chances are the hostels don't know about it money
penny whoever this guy is he doesn't deserve you
of
a
, spring into one
of us to us
to ensure it's fine
I just sneak across the top you didn't hear anything
I know sir, have you come to hand deliver me a gun?
How nice of you!
of
That's the key card I need for this door.
Don't mind if I do.
What the fuck?
Wow, it's the actual one dude in the whole game who actually has some awareness.
Well, it's dramatic. Situation contained.
Grab some more guns.
I can't reload.
I hate that it ends licensed to kill like that.
And it's like, dude, I might need these guns for the next area.
The balcony on the other side is my way out.
Is that the drone that we bid on actually just realized?
No one noticed?
Okay, I suppose nobody noticed the the giant metal frame make a giant noise and then also shake the lights
The playing card, ah it is
Yo old school in the frame appreciated
Not to alarm you but an armed units just arrived from web industries HQ
I must have made an impression any advice
Play nice always
They're gonna go down that way I think so hopefully this is a good time to drop in
of
Okay, let's work our way down.
Let's see what we've got going on here.
Yo, Blue Liger, they've been 17 months, I appreciate you a long time.
What dudes?
Isn't this the guy with the key?
Say the archive is right?
No.
Maybe not.
So the archives right no you're not
South America. I know, I know, you'll be mad.
Moving now.
What the heck?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Start.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
The same day new boys are made in appearance?
Must be serious.
Yeah.
Must be, honestly, though.
Huh?
You!
I don't think I myself immediately...
I'm with HQ.
As Damien come through here, one of his guys is dead.
Just found the body in the basement.
Shit, that's so good.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Yeah, must be.
Honestly, though, some of those lads aren't buying anything.
They scared me.
They've got that crazy look there.
There are some people across that line.
Checking his hour.
Check the exit, checked and double checked.
Knocked up tight.
Great.
Anyone tries to get in, you have to come through here first.
And even that, I need one of the key cards,
Saunders and Lighthouse.
Good luck, then, trying to get that.
Indeed.
Yeah, I gotta figure out how I'm gonna get those key cards.
Who's that?
Come on, you little grunt.
Oh
You've got this!
Just take a shot!
Hit!
Get the booyah!
Time to die!
Guess, uh...
No more silence, huh?
No, that's all!
Be free, don't move!
Fun cover!
It's easy we're at the hard way I guess we're doing it the hard way you just compliment me
no thank you
Surprise, more huckas!
Got shot through a piano.
Isn't killing them all easier than sneaking around?
Yeah, but the sneaking round's the fun part.
the
way down to the kids
Oh
Who said that
Dude, it sounds like the terminators downstairs
you have to deal with me I'm the one you must deal with
of
This one's back here.
Poor guy.
There we go.
Am I though?
there we go am I though you're starting to go
Apostles nearby? Where are they?
Show yourself.
I'm here, but I don't see them.
I think that's all.
Ah, I took the fuck out of here.
This is hopefully the end, right?
Nope, there's more.
God damn it.
What do I feel like there's gonna be a guy hiding in these statues?
The algorithm analyzed the molecular structure of the artifact, combined with this guy.
This is the only one in the white male, mid-twenties, dark-haired, me-given-billed, orders to shoot on sight.
Damn you, dogs, I presume.
Ah, damn it, dude.
Clearing my main item.
Check that corridor.
Entrance light, drop!
Get out!
Holy fuck they got ODSTs.
Grenade out?
Didn't even see that guy up there.
What the fuck?
It's hard to tell which one's a people and which one's...
matches. I don't know if you can throw grenade back, but I haven't tried it.
That's my answer nope
Okay. Alright, we're alive. That's good.
That's my ammo. That's my RMO.
Time to get the fuck out.
Okay.
I think I'm about to... I feel like this is another like fight scene area. Am I crazy?
I guess I'll
Who the fuck is that? Is that my Reign? Nope, that's more enemies.
Not quite.
Thanks.
It sticks in a second.
I'll take good care of her
Go go go fuck out of my way bitch
We can stop in anything
Ah, stay out of my way.
What do you guys think you are?
Bitch.
See, this is what I've been looking for.
Out of my way.
Bitch.
Uh-oh.
Sorry.
Got Coca-Cola hot dang out, I saw it.
You're driving through a building, eh?
And now, someone's house?
No, this is like an office building.
Oh, here, here, get fucked.
Excuse me, pardon me.
Ah.
Where were we?
Christ.
Half of Kensington.
Did you get a car?
Handsome.
And what are you talking to me for?
Get a move on.
Yes, ma'am.
I thought I told you to go home.
It isn't fresh air.
Clearly.
And did you figure out who's been trying to kill us?
Webb.
So you understand what we need to do next?
Next
Final report
We need to make the first move
Damn
Did that was fire oh dog old trick. Oh, sir. Oh, I didn't mean to fall
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna hope that it's it saves for me there because we've been we can't find a damn stop in place
But w w session for sure that dude this game is gas. I don't know if I'm gonna have time
Tomorrow or Saturday because I'm leaving soon. I gotta move so yeah, hopefully I'll get more time to play it again tomorrow
But I've been enjoying it a ton so thanks much for hanging. Thanks for spending your time
I hope you guys enjoyed being here because I enjoyed having you that said I'm out. All right
Tiktok is going down first. I will see you later. Have a good night. Goodbye
Now for twitch and for YouTube. I have nowhere to send you so you don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
All right
Twitch have fun class to you to book. Catch you tomorrow. Have a good night. Bye. Bye