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Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh yeah.
Alright, you'll need to use the first-line sub.
Oh, where's the music?
There!
where am I who am I
There I am.
Hola.
Yes!
Oh yeah.
Morning.
I'm back.
Yarp.
Let me, let me get our, our daily
I put that there, and I put that there, and I put that there, and I put that there!
Dude, the connections have been owning us, and we'll get to that soon enough, but, oh
yeah yeah, we'll get to QCB, that'll happen, yeah, we'll get there.
Oh
Go away I
Didn't do too much building. I was just trying to figure out the
What's it called like the little
Outline thing and I think I came up with something pretty pretty simple pretty good
Yeah, do they still technically a lot of work to still be done
Um, if I'm gonna finish that.
Um, yeah, not gonna lie, the camera is kinda changing the color of the shirt a little bit.
It's like making it, um, a bit more of a deeper blue, I would say.
Um, like, wait, there's like a little fuzzy.
whatever whatever I don't know um yeah it's like it's more it's more like navy
gray blue like you know like for this those love games like giving it a like
making it more intense it's made more intense over these I think right the
same reason why my hair is kind of like a little bit darker well my hair is
is this dark. I feel like it's more like intensely dark with that little guy. That's okay. No, I'm
not colorblind. I just like I can look down and see that it's different than, well I guess
that didn't prove I'm not colorblind, but it's different. Indigo. I kind of forget the color
indigo. I don't, I just never, like it's never on my radar of like explaining a color. I'll
I'll use like other words before I say indigo.
Dude, dude, dude, da, da, da, da.
Here we go though, before we talk anymore QSMP stuff.
I, I need to focus up.
Dude.
Wait, there was no,
There is no Wario quote.
Oh no.
Sad face.
What?
We're wrong, Wario.
Thank you for the 53.
Um, we...
We...
Thank you for the 60 month.
That means five years.
That means five years.
And to celebrate that, I will guess the word 50.
I'll guess the word 50.
Senjius, thank you for the 10 months time.
Oh!
Okay!
Honestly, ending with a Y is very helpful.
I feel like they give it a 51 months time.
Good morning, King of Dragons.
I prefer the term, um...
Friend of dragons
Yes
Okay
looking so
There's so many words we can guess you know
It ends with a Y. That's really all we have to go off of
So, I'm going to guess the word.
I'm going to guess the word.
I'm going to guess the word.
I can't think of a word.
word. Uh, any word, any, I could think of a word. I could pick, no, uh, um, moldy, moldy.
Okay, moldy's not bad. Okay, we can work with moldy. Here we go. Okay, we're going to put
in reverse foolish way I think they for the 47 okay now what goes after wait now
that we got the dy maybe an a maybe buddy could it really be buddy just I
I actually, it could.
It could, in theory.
Why is it not getting to say I'm nuts every time?
Ah, I don't know, you're nuts.
Buddy!
No, okay.
I feel like names don't really, but I'll just put it, don't, okay.
It's it's like add D
E D
ready oh
You guys ready for this
I'm gonna need to focus up
So I feel like odds are the eight will go here
Oh
Uh
Oh
Sandy maybe it's a little Sandy
Yeah, oh, yeah, it's Sandy. Dude, I was getting close
just a just a simple and we kind of did do it like in reverse almost is any
cheeks y'all okay okay here we go yeah I don't want any help any questions I
I ask are simply hypothetical.
So, the first thing that kind of pops in my head,
rhetorical, rhetorical.
The first thing I see, mask, cape, shield.
shield, like, you know, it's like super hero, uh, boot, boot, or maybe a cover, um, okay,
A bluff, a lie, a cover, and a, ooh, wait,
maybe it's actually this.
I think mass cape were some kind of bait or something.
I actually now think it's mask, lie, cover, and bluff.
Send it.
Okay, nevermind.
Actually, I just got baited.
I got double baited.
What I thought was actually gonna be it was the real bait.
That doesn't happen often, it wasn't me, it makes me sad.
Let's talk about dogs.
Why dogs?
Dog.
Dogs.
Dogs.
Dogs?
I don't like the word just let.
Dude, why are these connections, the past like three connections have been so tough for me.
I'm not connected to anything.
Cover.
Undercover maybe?
Under, under, under, over, under cover, under blot, under boot, um, to spit, uh, uh, mass
Cape shield my cover.
One away.
A band.
A rubber band.
Rubber band.
Rubber.
Sunscreen!
Sunscreen!
Sun...
Dogs...
Sun...
Oh my goodness!
I don't know.
A boost in boots.
A cover band?
A cover band?
Cover mask, sleeping mask, sleeping mask.
Sleeping mask? Sleeping mask. Sleeping...
Dude.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm getting nowhere.
I'm getting nowhere.
To point out.
To point.
To, to like, to...
Okay, the base of...
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, what if I told you this is all for show?
And actually if I wanted to solve it, I could right now.
For example, let's go back and maybe break down one of, you know, what did I guess earlier?
I guess mask, cape, shield, cover, okay?
Let's go back to there.
I bet you, I can figure it out right now.
So, mask, cape, shield, cover.
Well, I was maybe wrong about superheroes.
You see, I was thinking like a mask of a superhero,
a cape of a superhero, a shield of a superhero.
The cover, like the undercoverness of a superhero.
But truthfully, it has nothing to do with superheroes.
For you see, it is not about being the hero, it is more about shielding, or protecting,
masking, covering, screaming.
Next.
Shit, I'm gonna give it to you for the prime.
Let's get it rolling.
So where was I?
Where was I? To boot something?
To boot?
Maybe to...
Let you like to start off, maybe?
The...
To point...
Boot. Also rhymes with hoot.
um, um, cape, cape, cape, cape, the, the, the band, the band, the band together, to,
To dogs out?
No, no, no, no
Dude, I'm about to figure it out. I'm about to figure it out to lie
To lie it's all about it kind of getting
Okay, let's go with the word bluff. Okay. I've got the word bluff is pretty simple the bluff, you know
to bluff, to bluff, I'm bluffing, I'm pretending, to bluff, to lie, you know, those two, if
could go together.
Two.
I feel like it dies there though.
To boot, to spit, to ban, to spit mean to lie?
I'm spitting, I'm lying here.
To lie to my face, to spit in my face,
to,
to,
Point at my face to cape to let to boot my face to sleeping face
Ha
Sleeping Beauty.
Summer Beauty.
Bluff Beauty.
Boot, spit, base, Kate, dogs, live beauty.
Oh my goodness, dude.
Okay.
To point out.
To point out.
To let out.
To bluff out.
boot out
To spit out
To let out to point out to spit out to
To band out to base out to cape out to sleeping out sleeping out
Dogs out like when you just take your shoes off dogs out. I
Feel like connections wouldn't be thinking that
Let out, point out, spit out, boot out, sleeping out, cape summer out, bluff out, boot out,
to lie out, to lay out, you don't lie out, to boot out.
Oh my, oh no.
Okay, guys, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Basement?
Basement.
Band-ment.
Spit-ment. Boot-ment. Bluff-ment.
Point-ment. Point-ment?
Appointment? Appointment!
Appointment. Abandonment. Abandonment.
Uh...
Uh... Alignment.
Uh...
Did. Band aid. Band aid. Band aid. Sleeping aid. Bluff aid, boot aid, let aid, point aid,
Ace, cape, aid, lie, aid.
Oh!
I don't understand.
Why are they still dogs?
Why are they still dogs?
Dogs.
No way.
Okay, I'll try the quick shuffle, maybe a new thing, a new letter, a letter, as, um,
Um, letter, dogs, lie, basement, um, spit water, you spit out water, you, you, summer,
Air summer school summer school band school
Point sleep summer camp band camp boot camp
Base camp sleeping camp wait get a magic really close
Wait, Kate, Lett, Dog's Camp, Light Camp, Base Camp, Sleeping Camp, Bluff Camp, Spit Camp Point Camp, Sleeping Camp, Base Camp.
I'll probably go with Sleeping Camp.
That wasn't even one away?
It was base camp?
Let sleeping dogs lie?
What the fuck?
That's one of the worst connections I've ever seen.
So, lamp forms? A spit?
A...
Cape? A point?
I don't remember a bluff and a spit.
And then this one was doable, this one was doable.
Dude, I don't know. I would have never guessed this.
I don't think I've ever said this in my life.
Until right now.
Let sleeping dogs lie!
Is sleeping camp even a phrase? Did I just make that up?
Sleeping camp?
I don't know why. My head kind of sounded right.
Um...
I don't know.
Okay, oh Nina, thank you
Yeah, this would have been tough because I don't remember a bluff I don't remember a spit the encosal landform
So if I got it down to just these two maybe I
Put together this and then I just get left with that that that would have been my only way
I don't know, in my head like a sleeping camp made sense as well.
Like if it wasn't sleeping camp I would have guessed like base camp out there.
It's like, it's time to sleep, you know?
Sleeping camp.
I don't know.
The hindsight, you know, it doesn't sound as good anymore.
Now it sounds dumb.
Oh man, rough week of connections.
Have I gotten it wrong three times in a row?
Why did my QSB fail to launch?
That can't be good.
Maybe I should try resetting, it always works.
Um, here we go.
Choo choo choo choo choo choo!
I'm um, I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna blame QS&P. I think I'm like removing some of my knowledge of the English language to make room for
other language. That's the only thing I can think of because these connections are owning me.
Oh, now it's copium.
Oh, as if it wasn't, isn't a very quite possible scientific explanation.
Okay.
Hello!
Um, dude, Span's world would own me.
It's still flying to me.
Oh.
Wait.
No.
That one kind of looks like I'm like scratching my head, maybe.
There we go.
Here.
There we go.
Here, I can show you guys the simple thing I came up with.
And it was just this.
Something a little grainy still.
It's just tough, chiseled tough.
I feel like I'd want like, I don't know if there's like better torches or lanterns.
turns, but I feel like this encapsulates the slabs a little better, and then, you know,
I just put this here for now, this could change or stay the same, but if I am going to switch
to like deep slate on the inside, I think this would be like a nicer transition from
like a little lighter to darker than a deep slate, but yeah, I don't know if there's
There's like, I don't know if there's nicer lanterns.
Like for example, ferro, what did I misspell it?
There are fire sconcees, huh?
Yeah, no the trim helps it out the trim makes it a little nicer I
Honestly, I don't know if I'm gonna make a little side connecting path
Or if it's just gonna be its own little platform, and I'll let the landscape speak for itself
Because all I know is I'm not I'm not doing any kind of staircase going out that way I
I want there to be separation. There are a lot of cool lanterns. Well, where are they?
Yeah, here it is. This is our our dusty
Little platform
Pretty simple
Okay, you can chisel Lantern?
No, man.
Well, I'll be damned.
38 moths foolish wave.
Uh...
I don't know what would look best here though.
An Ender lantern maybe?
The Donut lantern?
The small green lantern?
Burning Coal lantern
Yeah, I guess okay. I don't know if I love that one for this
Okay, not I I mean if I put it oh
Little brazier might be nice actually that might be good
Uh, that feels like it'd actually probably be the best to hide.
Yeah, I don't know, should I put it on a stick, do you think?
Or anything?
No, maybe not.
Uh.
I do yeah, I don't know why it's like dim
Put on a wall oh
Yeah, maybe
Okay, a wall let me try a wall a wall
Maybe, let me grab a little stone maybe, a little bit of stone, I'm gonna eat this spaghetti.
Hmm, ugh, they're not too shabby.
There's pedestals?
What's a pedestal called?
Um, wait, can you chisel torches?
Okay, well, fair enough, um...
Oh!
That kid may be nice.
Um...
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
Holy, these stupid blocks.
What's it going to do?
Okay, some of that action.
Some of that action.
Oh, actually, maybe more of this action.
Okay.
We're gonna get it here
Is that like is that like is that good it's a too big I still
It's also a little thick. I'm also, I don't know if I love the torches, but yeah, these
are a little thick maybe at least for like this part. Like, like maybe over here would
be better you know I think for here I think that the thinner is better
Um, the stairs should get wider as you go up.
Maybe, maybe not.
Um, okay, let's, that's inappropriate.
Um, yeah, I don't like other, I don't like other dim.
Why are they not bright?
They're supposed to be...
I just want to see what these bad boys look like.
They're kind of fun.
Looks like cheesecake.
Okay, but I mean we could go a little simpler could go a little simpler, you
know this actually might look good I think all of these are gonna be weird
So yeah, what about the, um, why the big one?
That looks so aggressive.
What about the bloody coal?
I mean if we really want like fire we have to why is it so tough why is this this is
This is so difficult.
I don't know why they're...
Like, maybe it's like the torches actually have an effect.
Maybe that's why it feels like...
I don't understand.
Dude, I'm about to just...
I'm about to just like place a freaking torch.
Um...
T-t-t-t-t-t-t...
Okay, let's try the fire again. Maybe we're overreacting.
It honestly doesn't need to be, um, all too crazy.
I
Mean at night, I think it'll be better as well
This is way too small I think but this is not that bad
It's like maybe I wish it was like a little bigger
Night time!
Approach!
Um...
Okay.
For now, I'll just kinda...
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Yes!
Yeah.
Let me get rid of that.
Someone did mention if the staircase should get wider, considering that premise.
That could maybe be interesting.
Like every time you get wider, like start here and then maybe just one block, one block, one block.
It could maybe be interesting.
Other way around?
Why is that the bottom?
why is that the top I think for this I needed to maybe actually be little twice
at the top oh hello oh yeah man we need you we need you what what's happening
so the Latin like like you know effective it's going on in the north
house with us now because we are kind of new like we're obsessed.
We're obsessed there, okay.
So we were just playing something down there.
Hey, what are you saying, bro?
Oh, hello! Good morning!
Oh, it's still gonna work.
Sorry to disturb, sorry to disturb, but you are the only, only Kalpameen guy here.
No one is true owner of Kalpameen.
You need Kalpameen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay. Yeah, let me um, yeah, let me head to the house. Let me see if I can join. Yeah
Of course
Oh, this could be good
There we go.
I mean, this of course, that's Camilla's favorite spot.
Here we go. I can probably do a couple of these.
Don't lie you love Camila. No, I don't
Ah it broke
There you go though
you go one for you one for you one for you thank you man oh yeah straight to it
straight to it
What happened?
It's not even near them.
Yeah!
Uh, kelp. Kelp is the main ingredient.
Okay, yeah, I'll just keep it to myself
Guys in a couple days I should have a newer better stronger version
I'm trying to get this dragon done and I can produce it
What happens if you take that drugs twice
Twice you're probably fine, but four times. That's when it's risky
Four times you may never get your body back
Got it man. We need to give you guys some more. Okay, well if you truly want that much, I'm gonna need some emeralds
Okay, okay, I'll get right to work. I'll be right to work. I'll be right back. Whoo. Oh my goodness
Oh, okay, we gotta get to Bruin. We have customers, dammit.
Um, okay. Dude, I haven't even begin talking about, um, revenge yet. Okay.
Okay. Wait, no. Okay. Here we go. Revenge against my kidnappers. Okay, perfect. Here
Here we go.
Oh, perfect.
Okay.
We need a planet.
This is good.
I'll just put these in here for a second.
And now I need my supply.
One, two, three, four.
I also need um, dude I feel like I'm like actually playing like played up right now
Okay
There
There
There there
um, oh
Boy, I just didn't know
Okay, there's how many is it's three four, uh, uh,
12 and is that enough?
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Okay, perfect.
15.
Nerdoo.
Nerdoo.
Nerdoo.
Making fresh supply.
Um, I didn't know I wasn't ready Oh, I didn't know I'd be creating so many
addicts that they're itching.
They didn't even pay me.
They actually did.
I just got like 30 blocks of emeralds.
which I desperately needed.
Redstone.
Here we go.
So if they all get 15, is that good enough?
Wait, 15 divided by three is five.
And they all wanted four.
So three more they all want three more
Do I
Calp amine
Calp amine
Calp amine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, okay, uh, here we go, uh, control A, calp amine, control
A, control C, here we go, now we're gonna, that anvil broke already, didn't I just make
that anvil?
I swear I only used it like a few times.
Um, control A. Control C? Nope, that didn't work.
I don't know, I mean. I want to do three.
Two, two, two. Oh, did I say control C for paste, am I stupid?
Um...
Oh.
Okay, that one I knew. That was just, uh...
That was just a little brain, you know.
Okay.
Now I think we're good.
Um, yep. Okay.
All my levels are, in fact, gone. That's okay.
Uh, soon I'll have...
Oh
Alright sorry to keep you waiting, but here we go one two three
Let me get my backpack
One two three
You each I thought you each wanted
Four each oh, oh, I thought three more plus okay wait. I have it. I have to just go grab it there
No, it's right there it's right there at your feet
It's right there
Okay
So you each want one more right you want four total each that's fine. That's fine. How many
I
Can easily go back and grab it. It's just it's at the house and it's ready though. I see to bring it. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, you're back
These guys are crazy
I said no for we said for
Okay, here we go
Here we go. Yeah guys I did did ever I did get paid I did get paid
Um
Thank you, please don't kill me. It's not me. It's my ghost. Okay. Oh
Here you go one more to make it
Already, uh, each one that's yours. I'm there. Yeah, I don't want extra. I don't want extra. Take take mine. Take mine. I haven't just
Have one. Oh
Because we need a dedicated, uh, you know, then yeah, i'm just gonna
I'm just gonna give them all to you to store. So there you go. Oh my god
You now have 12 total
Between all of you
Six no yeah, so if you're not gonna survive
I'm not responsible
Oh my goodness, I haven't heard this in years.
I forgot this existed.
Yeah, you just to sweep it off.
I mean, I like the way you guys party.
Yeah, thank you.
You know, I'd have a good time.
I'm gonna go first.
Yeah, yeah, just take a swim.
No, it's okay. It's good. No, he'll be fine. Oh, oh
I'm not responsible. I'm not responsible for what happens on kelp me. Okay, I say bye. No, I'm out of here
I'm out of here. He's dead. Okay. It's too late for him
It's too late. Oh
No
Not responsible for kelp I mean
dead
Where are my villagers, Gal?
Oh, wait.
He's either covering for me, or he's taking my job.
Um.
Yee-haw!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Um.
Okay.
He's got a lay low for a little bit.
He needs to lay low.
Oh wait, I think I scanned him out of one kelp of me.
I
Just I just I breathed 10 invisible potions and they just got shugged
Why are the zombies tearing him apart
Not bad though, like I said, we made some emeralds.
And we know how much I need emeralds.
Fresh carrot supply, fresh bruised lye, more potions.
That makes me think, how much money does Senpai Spider have?
Or did he just like, irresponsibly just dump all of his money?
Um...
KFC must pay.
KFC must pay. Oh, yeah, there's the warden. He looks kinda cute. It's like an oversized
Muppet in there. Quackity in danger. Are you best?
You news TV. Okay, why did they use the one where I'm just like we're like really like
like leaned in on each other.
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de
Dude, I'm like curious if it's like actually been over a decade since I've heard that song.
Cause that was a crazy pool.
Uhhh...
Got his body back, right?
Okay, I hear mob but they're under the hills, I guess that's fine.
Um.
Oh my god, I'm gonna run out of cobblestone.
No, you won't!
Whoa!
No, you won't!
Hello?
What's going on?
Oh, nothing really.
I'm just kind of paying a visit.
Come up, come up.
Oh, wait, maybe here.
Oh, yes.
Ah, the classic cobble to gravel to sand,
gold to gold ingot scheme.
Yeah.
You've seen it before, have you?
Look at you. Look at you. Yeah. Yeah, I remember when I was 10
I made my first
Gravel to sand to nugget to iron gold machine the bullshit to something. Yeah. Yeah, bring see back
Um all the way back. Hopefully all the way back. Yeah, dude. I saw I saw on the q news. You've had some train troubles
Oh wait, bro
Huh?
Oh, you need a lawyer?
I need a lawyer!
Wait, oh man. Who are you thinking for a lawyer?
I don't know. Do you have any ideas?
I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think. Who, realistically, could save you?
You know
You know, I do remember I do remember Roy air being a great lawyer
What about you oh me
Could you be my lawyer I
Don't know if there's any conflict. I already said I'd be a gerber remember boy. I
Would oh, can you be my lawyer instead? Yeah, maybe I just sweat to being your lawyer
I feel like yeah low-key as well. Yeah, you can be my lawyer, but you've got to wear a suit in real life
In real life in real life. You got to wear a suit. Um, I could
I could I could wear something
For sure. I have something to wear a suit. I could probably have something suit like
Yeah, yeah, at least like a like a button-up shirt
Yeah, yeah, you gotta look like a lawyer. Yeah, I can be that you won't be my lawyer
You gotta look like a lawyer. Mm-hmm, right. Yeah, be a lawyer see a lawyer feel like a lawyer
Now like a lawyer
Yeah
Okay
Yeah, I don't unless like for some reason somehow like I'm like I'm told I can't or whatever
I feel like I could be be a great lawyer for you
Really? You mean it?
Well I don't know anything about the case, but that's fine.
That's like, you know, as your lawyer, that's like part of the job is to learn about your case.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yes.
Okay, it requires some brain, some thinking.
But, I just maybe could be your lawyer.
Wow. Do you mean it?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow. This is the nicest thing you ever could have done for me.
Yeah. I will be an unbiased, biased lawyer for you.
Well, no, I need you to be a mega, a mega biased lawyer for me.
Uh, yeah, I guess starting now, I'm a biased lawyer for you.
Really?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Um and if that's the case then I need to know I need to know more about this case
Okay, how?
Uh, I guess
Like any and all details like how it started how did it escalate where are we at now? Like I need to know the whole thing
Okay, because I don't really know except other than like this recent development of
Uh a train got moved into the
into the sky yeah okay so where did it all begin oh foolish something might be
fucked what did I do wrong no wait no nothing's fucked I'm the fuck up hell
yeah hell yeah good for you wait this is good yeah is it good is this good
Is it?
Or is this good?
Ummm...
I don't know.
It- it looks like it's smashing nuggets.
It's doing the classic nugs smash.
Yeah, so...
Oh!
Oh, now it's like clay.
Now it is clay.
Okay, that seems like a good process.
It's not very well load balanced, I must admit.
Oh, I hate when that happens.
Cause I had to do a multiple of 4 and 9 under 64, which is only 36.
Uh, what did I just do?
What did you do?!
What did I just do?
Uh, do you need to-
Liar!
What did I just do?
Sit on the floor!
I just wanted to hang on it. I just wanted to hang on it. Why did it take it all?
Liar!
I just wanted to go here.
Is it cause I pressed shift? Did I press shift? I don't even know what I pressed.
Oh God lawyer it's ruined oh
You're no longer you'll be my real lawyer right I will be your lawyer
Do you mean it yeah?
Yeah, you mean it and you genuinely mean it yeah my favorite lawyer ever I guess you can do it um
So it seems like April 8th is gonna be the day
Yeah, you have to be the best lawyer ever though. Okay. Oh, no, listen, I will fight for you. Okay
Can you fight for me?
Is this all thing against the North
What we're who no oh no
No, my arch nemesis, bro. We're against my arch nemesis your arch nemesis
Yeah, Alondra Drisista.
Um...
Mmm...
Yes.
Yeah, the first time I met her, she tried to kill me.
Yeah, she's a bad apple, man.
No, but it's true.
Well, I'm down to get a little messy.
Yo, thank you!
wait I'm stuck in the factory help oh god oh no yeah I've been working like a
dog on this wait is this even make it wait all of this is run out what is run
out a lot of clay hasn't run out this this is bottlenecking everything but
This is going as fast, faster, it's not backlogged, though.
I don't understand.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
I like your tenacity.
Thank you, but I don't know what the issue is.
You just, you just keep on placing down little-
No, I will.
Tidbits.
No, I'll do that for you.
Yeah.
And goal is to get gold
Yeah
Now I need to make cobblestone
You need cobble how do you any idea how I could fit cobblestone into this mess?
Wait, so you need something that makes cobblestone
So don't you just make a little swamp like right here?
Yeah, but do you know what makes cobblestone?
Uh, water and lava.
Wait, who taught you this?
I know a few things.
Wait, I feel like you shouldn't have known that, that's crazy.
I know a few things.
Whoa.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's just taking a really long time to get here, but it's only using one.
Now it's making noggies.
Noggets!
Burger.
Noggets.
Burger.
Noggets.
Burger.
Burger.
Noggets.
Noggets.
Burger.
Baaang.
Whoa.
Oh.
Oh, I'm shmooving.
Uh, wait.
So would you be able to give me any insight into the case?
at this moment oh um yeah I can give you insight after we create cobblestone
together it's like a trust exercise okay okay cobblestone creates a stronger
lawyership yes because we need a stone foundation
I'm here where are you I don't oh everyone hi where are you what's going on
yes I'm a little bit shy to ask because you know I'm a shy man that's okay
you inspire me a lot with your builds right oh stop it oh geez and I wanted
to make a brass funnel but I need electron tube and I was wondering maybe
an electron tube because I don't know how to make it because I would need rose
quarts but I don't have a rose quarts please no I can work something up
real quick okay I'm doing it I'm doing it oh he's got one oh my goodness he's
always got one nice you are so nice it's okay I've got it I've got it I've got
the stuff hello oh oh today's good um based off the stuff that you didn't
technically say to me I have now formulated a plan to get revenge
Today KFC sabotaged my Zhabka. They made a fly and made a lot of kelp and I actually have some kelp for you.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Hide it hide it hide it.
Help me.
And today today today.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
We are gonna change the logo from KFC to McDonald's.
What are you KRC is in shambles
How can I help you close in one million
Recover flavors please okay and can I one
million flavors of sandwiches two
electron tubes maybe or one million
flavors of sandwiches wait back
one whoa thank you whoa I'm full of no I'm nourished I've been nourished whoa
yo you need another yeah because I need for brass so I need oh okay I will
No worries.
Oh, okay.
More flavours.
Whoa! I'll try to eat that too.
Thank you, thank you.
I have some more ideas going well.
Today we got sabotage again.
There was a lot of homeless people,
a lot of flies, and a lot of dry scalp.
And a lot of painkillers, which is cobwebs.
Wow.
Wow, okay
You know
Thank God you're always prepared
Yes, because the sunset never set down on Japka the sun never sets on Japka. Yeah
Well now we have to strengthen our friendship using the power of
Power of
Bobble stone cobblestone
You know where the lava's are
Maybe under
No
Wait, we actually have to do something more important. Oh more important
Wait, okay. We have to go because I'm running out of lava, which means my whole house will explode
What wait what are we in a ticking time bomb?
Yes, bro, because if this runs out of lava, then everything explodes.
Is this... how many units is this? 21.6...
Miller buckets. 21,000 Miller buckets.
Miller buckets.
Yes.
And a thousand Miller buckets is a bucket, and a bucket's 100 center buckets.
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
Uh, maybe we gotta call it quits, you know, and we gotta let it blow up and start anew.
Oh, I love it when you suggest stuff like that.
It just goes kaboom, and it'll just be a lesson learned.
And we just let it go.
Let it go!
The food he gave me gives me bowls, which is really gonna piss me off, but it's still tasty.
Oh dude, those foods?
Yeah, I know what you mean, like they are, um, they're not great to hold, but they are, yeah, no, it's okay.
Maybe if there's some kind of auto feeding thing we can do.
Oh, there is an auto feeder!
I've been using one, it's great!
Just stuff it in whatever backpack, you know, it's on your back.
I haven't been using much.
Really? You're, do you have enough, what, what if I, do you want an auto feeder?
Wow
It might not okay. Yeah. Yeah, I love that
No, I think it would really change your life for the better. Here you go
I never have to eat ever again. Well, you have to put food in the backpack like it doesn't just
It's not like a miracle. It doesn't just like create food. Oh
Oh, yeah, this is dude. It's gonna change your life and you get a free up a hot bar
Like no longer do you have like food in a hot bar?
Well I put it all in there. Yeah
Congratulations, you have now just reached the industrial age of backpacking
Oh, thank you lawyer. Yeah, let's formulate a plan. Oh, yeah
I need to know a group get some lava and talk legal. Okay. Yeah, this would be very helpful
Okay
Wait, did he make one
Hello? No? Oh. Hello? Here we go.
Lava-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Okay. Lava-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Let's go get some W-Law. Short for lava.
Get some La. Get some La.
Get some La. We go get some La.
Where the La at?
The La? Wait, you ready for a trick? I don't show anyone this, but here's the
You feel special
Been in my someone's been messing with my life way no way someone's messing with the laugh
Someone's messing with a lot that's messed up
Wait this back back sucks. I'm stuck in this hole. Oh, yeah, this what if we just start making it like one block bigger I
I would support that yeah welcome to my la twin oh here I'm almost in the lab oh
I'm in the lab
Welcome to the lab
Yeah, dude
This is it. This is the life
the lab life
Welcome to the Lala
How many buckets you got or how many like buckets you need?
What's sorry how many buckets do you need one million well
certainly a really fun I actually that many one million okay Bobby like let's
crunch the numbers here a million would be a lot of buckets and a million
flavors what is that what does that mean a million flavors one million flavors what
what something I don't what is a flavor
I don't know what do you mean but what is a flavor in this context yum yum yum
Yum yum. Are you eating ice cream? I don't I know one million flavors foolish
What is that and not understand here? I know what a flavor is, but I just don't know what a flavor is
What you're my lawyer is this important is this about the case
Yes, it's all about the case. Okay, this is a test and let's start talking about the case
Okay
So
Where did it all that there's this girl
Okay, oh
Can you do you mind? Oh, thanks. Yeah, I think that'd be just nice. Oh nice
So there's this girl and she keeps fucking with my star foolish
Okay, okay, I'm gonna I need you to do the shit out of her. Okay. It was the suing will happening
Okay, the the phone I want you to get me some good stuff back in return. Okay. Okay, so the case
Tubbo
Once good stuff in no, but he's the issue. She doesn't have any stuff
Oh, I won. Well, that's fine. Well, we'll work that part out. You know that that comes later, okay?
First first we just gotta you know listen we can make it like a
Rule like a if like you know when you win the case like she has to like get it, you know
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um
Wait, I want to evict her from the castle and become its new owner. Okay, Tubbo once
That's what I want in
her from the castle and
Become the new owner. Okay, perfect. We now you put this in a way that doesn't make me sound evil
Yeah, I can I'll be where later right now. I'm just jotting down like the
You know the premises the ideas the facts and then you know, yeah, we'll word it nicely and wrap it in a bow
Yeah, more bows. I want more bows.
Yeah, but right now we need just the cold hard facts.
The cold hard facts is I'm pissed.
Yeah, turbo, I'm gonna write that down in the book.
Turbo is pissed.
Okay, and turbo's running out of lava.
Okay, I'll write that in the book too.
In parentheses and running out of lava.
Yeah, okay, that we can include that
Good, thank you. So it might be important
So I need money
what
Wait, and you know what do I need wait? What do I need wait? Let me think that these are my important demands now
Okay, now we can't make too many demands. We need to you know
Can we make at least 100?
100 what you just said
No, no, I don't think we can make a hundred demands
Okay, okay, can you?
And you make her be my bestest friend for a week we can maybe include that become okay, okay?
One
One week best this friendship, please a week
week. Wait, let me write how it spelled the name right. Where'd she go? I would like one
week of best friendship for a week. Okay, that should be simple enough. Okay, there
we go. Now, this is great and all. We're talking about the reparations and your demands.
Yeah.
But it would be very important for me to know what this case is even about.
This case is me suing her ass fooling it.
I've got in that.
I've got.
I need you to connect a few more dots with me.
All I know is you were wronged and you want to become best friends and own her castle.
Okay.
But I need to know what happens.
Yeah.
These demands happen.
Okay.
We have to actually win the case.
Justice foolish okay this case is about justice okay I'll write that down um and
I'll put it quotes this case is about getting so much justice by the way
justice so much justice by the way okay wait okay wait what is she done wait
She's done so much. This would be important. She's done so much. Okay
Okay, she has done so much. This is we're getting there. We're getting closer. Okay, and
And what else is she done so much and
Not enough at the same time
okay
And not enough at the same time, okay
Yeah, and emotional damage, emotional damage.
And emotional, emotional, I don't know how to say, emotional.
Dude, I can't spell emotional in my brain, emotional.
Emo, and then Chanel.
Emo, guys, I can't, I can't think.
How do I, guys, we're doing, I can't spell the word.
Is this helping?
Emo, I don't know what happened to my brain.
Well, my ass is entirely out of fucking cobblestone because of you.
What?
I'm entirely run out of cobblestone.
How's that my fault?
Foolish, for this to be a- for this to work out, we need to work as a team.
I agree. I agree. Teamwork does make the dream work.
Yeah.
Okay.
I double agree to that.
Now, I need to know...
What happened?
Or else any paint a picture for you. Okay, okay? I'm right. I was in Italy on holiday chillaxing
Right, okay
Then out of the middle of nowhere
My biggest operative materializes
Operative materializes, okay
And then and then was oh she was never actually there
Okay, she was oh wait. No stop. It's not making way. It's not making sense
Uh, I'm trying to think of other stuff while working on this wait stop
That doesn't make sense
Okay, right. Are you back up the speed?
I'm back where we started. We haven't gotten anywhere.
We have made zero progress in me figuring out what the fuck happened.
She getting at my bisexual baddie.
Okay, okay, we're getting somewhere.
She hung my bisexual baddie in the sky by the neck foolish and cut out one of her eyes.
Uh, can we work... um, what?
She kidnapped my bisexual baddie and hung her up in the sky and then cut out one of her eyes.
And um
Is there is there another another word maybe like is there?
Whoa, it what is this baddie?
Give out
In the sky and took one of her eyes
cut out
and cut out one of her eyes.
Okay!
I miss my bisexual baddies, Ible.
What's so funny, Bulldoch?
No, no, this is good.
You know, we're actually...
I'm starting to learn a little bit.
It was probably a hate crime.
Write that down.
Okay.
It was probably doing a fire Asia right back down crying. Okay. Oh
She was doing up by a razor foolish
We gotta we gotta get more
Okay, okay, listen. This is good. This is good to paint a picture
For you know for the crab for the jury, you know, like they want to hear yeah emotional damage that this is good
Okay, we're trying to villainify her but
We also, I need, I need just like, um, more simple, uh, like, answers of what happened.
Right. Yeah.
And then, you know, once I know, then we can really paint the picture, I think, better.
No. And you, for the first time ever, are 100% right.
Okay. Yeah.
So I think, get the simple, you know, facts of what happened, and then we can,
you know, spice up the narrative.
This is what happened.
It's my truth.
Okay.
Is that it? Is that your decision?
Wait, no, no, there's more to it than that.
Obviously, there's more to it than that.
I've been waiting.
I'm hoping.
What do you mean you've been waiting?
I'm trying to put together a case for you, Tubbo.
Don't you want to own a castle and become a better treachery?
All right, say I do want to be best friends for a week. Yeah, the wall foolish the wall
the wall
The wall foolish
You know what's happening? Help me the wall what what the only like this into legalese? I don't oh
The wall the wall what does that mean the wall?
What do you mean? What does that mean the wall? You're not getting me a straight answer?
Okay
Okay, I don't know what happened foolish
You got a lock-in real quick. You know trying
Okay, right right right right right right right right I can listen
You're gonna need my help to do this
You're gonna need my
I agree
Follow me. I'll help you. I'll help you do your job. Okay. Thank you. Where the fuck did my train track go?
It's right here. I'm looking at it. No one's that
No, oh
No, this is a small G tour. Don't worry. Okay
The wall
That means, you said the wall.
Put it in legalese and then you might understand.
The wall.
Wait, and also you have to send me a photo of your outfit before the trial.
That's also in there.
Okay, okay, I'll, you know, I'll suit up and I'll, and I'll try to get a photo out
there for you.
Okay, okay.
Good, good, good.
Like, you need me like wearing it like a day before?
Just like, just, just, you know, just like at least it before, before, you know,
we're whacking that go live button, you know.
Okay, okay.
Maybe and then you need to let me make alterations
We're not like in the same room, I don't know how you're gonna fake alterations
They're gonna no no no as I will tell you things that must be altered
Okay, that doesn't mean I can alter them like just because you're saying like
No, just small alterations like hats
Legal hot legal hats. And do you think what does that mean like a top hat a fedora like what what like anything like that?
Baseball captain legal baseball cap. I'm a baseball cap. Well, bye. We're back
I'm killing this. I just need you to really look the pot, you know, okay
okay
Okay, okay
we we've gone over some important things about you know how we're gonna look and
and your demands for winning the trial.
The presentation is everything.
I agree, presentation is important.
Now, what's also important though,
is as your lawyer, knowing what happened
so that I could create a strong case for you.
Okay, but genuinely, I've been wronged.
I'm genuinely the, I'm not even the liar.
I believe in the court say.
I am your lawyer, okay, I believe you.
Everything you say-
No, but you know how there's an inner court case
that's normally someone who's always lying.
I agree, there's gonna be lies.
You hear that?
Okay, I did hear that, I hear that now.
You did that.
Okay, okay, I'll just write that down.
Flaced.
About millions of them.
Siren, along train tracks.
millions of millions of them and they're indestructible oh indistruct
indestructible power barns okay can you make it so she has to also deliver me one
Unbowled on wait did some of my books is a race
What happened okay, oh it's gonna place it here I see
Don't worry. I'm just can we move for me. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree. Okay
It goes on for a while. Oh, okay, and we're walking this way because
Because this is the I'm taking you to ground zero. It's like it's like
You know what Wuhan was the code it this is like what this the Wuhan of this
Needle bow. Okay. Okay, perfect. We're gonna start getting some some some actual evidence put together. Yeah, yeah, like I'm getting
Okay, I'll probably take some photos
Yeah, okay
Let me here. I have a camera. Let me whip it out
There we go, you're about to be attacked. You're about to be attacked. It's one of her agents
It's one of her agents. Oh, okay. They have okay. She has zombies protecting her agents for she has agents
She literally has agents, okay?
Man, I haven't been along this area
This is my pride and joy my Polish railway. Oh, yeah, I've like hardly been here
Okay, stop. Okay stopping stopping is where it happened
Oh right here. Like this corner.
She built a reinforced wool. Here. It's not here anymore. Can you uncrouch it? Look at me.
Uncrouch, uncrouch.
Okay that's good. I'm so sad. That's great. Yeah she built a reinforced wool. If not here
anymore. Why hello? I'm so sad. Okay that'll be great. Yeah no the people eat that up. Yeah so
She made a reinforced diagonal wall here and diagonal walls are the hardest to get rid of
Foolish. No, you're gonna be worse than her
Okay, okay, so wait I
Also built her castle wall over the train track
Wait, okay. I actually did know about this a little bit
Why well? I remember everyone's showing me like a week ago
Like, wait a minute, yeah?
What's happened here?
I- what happened?
It looks like a train track.
Something-
Hang on.
The- the-
The castle has moved.
The castle has moved.
Okay, so you're saying it was?
Okay.
Wait.
Wait, has it?
I- I don't know.
I don't- I don't know. Did it- did it move? I do remember, okay?
OH! I moved it!
Okay, oh boy, I'm- I'm really- Wait, unless it's been moved again.
So, I'm gonna need you to lock in, okay? These are details that you need to be able to remember.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
If a castle got moved, I need you to remember that you were the one that did it.
I'm okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, cuz you were the power bud.
Yeah, we don't what I got power buns to get me through this
Okay, so I write that down or is that like a
Just a side note
Okay, so
um
Sorry, I'm back. Okay. Wait. You said so the castle is too close to the train tracks
I was covering them right wait wait, but I swear. Yeah, so this castle you see where this bit was here. Yeah, I
This tower was over the train tracks. Okay, this this is a good detail
I can call upon everyone and then I moved the castle 11 blocks to the south
Okay, okay, so your train tracks were already here and then you moved it
Okay here. I'm gonna write this down. This is good
So turbo move castle 11
blocks to the south because the castle walls were were built like on the
train tracks right yeah it was on top it was on top we're built on top of train
tracks now okay this also yeah by the way when I moved the castle I moved
every single block there was not a single block of damage okay by the way
So also, I repaired a bunch of explosion holes in her castle as well and got rid of a bunch of trash
Okay, and listen I can call upon a witness because everyone actually showed me
Like the castle. I'm a witness which I don't know if that is allowed
But everyone's also a witness my lawyers a witness where I saw the castle
was on top of the train tracks. Everyone showed me, so I can call him as a witness about the castle on top of the train tracks.
Okay, let me write that down.
Yeah, and then, oh, although she got hit by a train here and died. Oh.
But it was my train, but it was the Polish who were driving.
Mmm, okay, that's interesting. I don't know. I'll have to look up. It was kind of a skill issue.
Okay, so it was kind of like what happened to Juan do you know who specifically drove the train?
And killed her. No, okay. I'll say hold. Oh, okay. We'll say yeah Polish member
ran
over
Her also at her grown age. She should know not to stand on top of train tracks
You know no guys, I do need to write this down
I need to know everything so that I can create the story so every nasty detail good or bad
I need to know I can't just ignore any bad fact
Yeah, pull it over rain over her with
train owned
By
Tubbo oh and graph made the train for me. It was a gift. It was a present
Graph made the train. Okay. Wait, that is an excellent detail, and I think we can yeah, yes
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you for remembering that.
Excellent.
Okay.
Yeah.
Then come this way. I'll show you for...
Yes, wait! And she was demanding money!
Okay.
She demanded...
Because she got hit by the train...
My train that I wasn't driving...
She was demanding four stacks of diamond
and one stack from neverite from me.
right from me and it was to remove the wall but I removed it my own way because
I'm awesome six stacks of diamonds and no four stacks of diamonds and one stack of
netherite or free labor she wanted me to be her unpaid worker one stack they
made that illegal for it yeah or unpaid labor okay okay she demand money for
We're getting hit by a train, okay, okay, this is good, this is good, we're actually,
you're doing great, you're recalling everything, we're getting details, okay.
Come this way.
Are you coming?
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot the EO, okay, yeah, check this out, check this out, she stole the train
twice foolish she okay okay let me write this down first time she hit the train in
this chasm full train she hid my bisexual baddie in a chasm all train
twice first hidden in an underground not trained by sexual baddie foolish okay
Okay, I will write that down. Bisexual baddie, uh, under, or in, in a chasm, underground.
Okay. Uh, oh, is it like here? Is this like-
This is the chasm! I'll put you to it.
Okay, let me, I'll get a photo. Um, here we go.
Can you say like, this is the chasm she hid my chain in?
This is the chasm my bisexual baddie was trapped in!
Explanation mark.
Uh, okay.
Well, um, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that should do.
All right, come out and I had to rescue her I rescued her from that hole. Okay, so you
then
Okay, okay
So so let me get this straight. Let me try to line up the facts. Okay
so
the first thing that
Happened, okay. Yeah was was it the
Castle over the train tracks or was it she got hit by a train?
Which happened first
You remember she got hit by a train. Okay. Okay, so that is
What started it all she got hit by the train and then from there?
escalation occurred
Yeah
Okay
And also when so wait she got hit by a train then she built the wall demanding money
Who's on the train? That's the train now here it comes who's trained who is
Yeah, how is it here? Who is that? I don't how is it moving?
I shouldn't be able to do that. I
Is that not don't worry about it? No relevant to the case. What if it hits someone else?
What if that train it was it won't it won't it won't it won't but it did it has
No but not before not before okay starting now I guess yeah um yeah I don't
know how it did that are we not worried that's your chain it's just no it'll be
okay it just went that way she's free she's free she's free she's free okay
Okay, she's free.
So, I will say, I was a little worried going into this case,
but as I'm hearing some of this out,
I think we have some great supporting case for you.
The fact that you weren't the one to run her over
is already fantastic.
That is like the best thing I could've heard
is the fact that your train, it sounds like,
was hijacked by another person,
Yeah, so that that's good.
You know, so we know, no, no, one hijacked begin with it was so listen.
No wall. Yes. Mm hmm.
The wall demanding diamonds, demanding netherite to take down the wall.
I removed the wall.
Then she mines up all this track and kidnaps the train and puts it under the ground.
I then save it, but all the tracks are still destroyed as well as that.
Yeah, then I save it. I bring it back then
Then
Shit then she placed a bunch of mines and exploded all down here
Okay, all of this track was exploded and then
The
Then the train was put into space
mmm, they hung her up and they
cut her eye out
Okay, wait, so can you say the last two parts of what happened before the great hanging in the sky?
Then all of these rails were blown up with mines and stuff, and I had to repair it.
Okay, okay. Here we go.
um play siren um me okay so blue um train tracks were blown up uh was there ever any
mention of like like from her um like hey tubo could we discuss moving these train tracks
No, I'm still to this day never spoken to
No face to face
Not even a DM discussions. Okay, that's I think that could be helpful
No negotiations were attempted
He was a witness to the sky train okay, I can write that
Phil's a witness was a witness
To it getting placed up there or just simply like seeing it for the rescue. Okay. There's always a witness of the
rescue of
Oh
Oh, and she tried to frame Luzu and quackity for putting it up there
But I used she I used my ancient techniques to reduce it
Luzu and aka knowing how security crop works
But turbo knows how
security craft words yeah yeah and also there's a bunch of photos of her in the
newspaper doing all of this okay so I can try to call upon the the the SIA for
evidence yeah of this okay
evidence from
herald's right Q news
adventure with QNews
okay I'll just write that as a little
okay okay okay now we walk back
okay so at this point I've gotten the full
Yeah, also everyone was framed for the alarms as well everyone was framed for the
I'll just write this down. I can organize it all later. Um, yeah
Wait rather than wait, can we instead of all that stuff I asked for can we send her to jail?
Jail, okay. I can write that
Um
And also wait make her get me bowel buns
Make her get me bowel buns
Once her to go to jail and buy him
How do you spell a bower, Berlin?
B-A-O
No, B-O-A
B-A-O
B-A-O
Yeah
And then oh, it's a bow button just about one. Okay power Bob bow button
Okay, I can write that
Okay, here we go, and yeah, I want reparations
Isn't that the right it's
Look look look this is it what's happening?
and
Reparations, okay. I want reparations. Okay. Also add something about I'm really nice
Tubbo is really nice and
Wouldn't do that do what?
What wouldn't you do any bad stuff? She says about me. Just respond with that. Okay, Tubbo
would
Not do any
bad stuff she says about him okay yeah okay perfect this is good this will be
and I bought ten helicopters from Juan even though they were made of cobblestone
okay I'm not um turbo bought ten helicopters from Juan even though they
We're made of copper. Okay
That what we'll see what we can do with that information
Yeah, yeah good. Okay, um, oh, there's those sirens
Okay
So this is good. All right. Oh wait, wait, I bought it with 800
Spanish netherite
Spanish netherite
Yeah, what it was never right that we've been fancy Spanish
Okay
Yep noted. I appreciate all these details, you know, I can really help me
Yeah.
It's horrible here.
Okay.
And as far as you know, you have told me everything truthfully.
I've never lied.
I'm the only honest streamer left.
Okay.
He's the only honest streamer left.
Okay.
I'm the only honest streamer left.
wait magic trick
that was awesome
oh
hi
welcome to the inside
oh this is nice
this is nice
oh wow
yeah that's lovely
like where we chill
yeah this is like i like the coloring it's um
like calm but also sometimes feels a little dangerous but then
very dentist office
yeah it's a
yeah
yeah why not
maybe it's another day
Yeah, pretty good, eh? Pretty good. Alright, upstairs.
Upstairs.
So, yeah. As you can tell, tragedies have been happening to me.
Tragedies have occurred and we will get you justice, Tullo.
Not just justice, but also jail and that bowel bun and the reparations.
Jail, bowel bun, reparations.
And I'm the castle owner now. I'm one week of best country.
And the castle owner in one week. Okay, the whole thing. The whole thing.
That's the mega package isn't it really?
Okay, so you know we still have a few days so that's good, um in the meantime you know
if you uh if you have any more information you remember feel free to tell me.
Well I need you to tell me what you're gonna do now.
Now you need to tell me what she's done to you.
Wait what do you mean what she's done to me?
Because you're my lawyer you must also be wronged by her.
I mean, I guess this could actually be helpful to the case.
My first ever interaction with her
was an attempt on killing me.
Wait, put that in the case.
Yeah, that could be a good-
Wait, put that in the case.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Foolish.
Quoting myself, like this is where we're at with-
That's a brand for us, that's good.
First meeting with her, she attempted to murder me.
Yeah.
I don't even know why.
I don't even think I ever got an answer to what, uh...
I know.
Ooh!
That is true.
Attempted to murder me and then asked for drugs.
It's not a good luck. We can really try to paint here as a
Yeah
Yeah, not a good look
Okay, well foolish we have to go upstairs now and create cobblestone together to make that bond
But yeah, like I was gonna say too so during the next few days if you remember anything tell me
Um, I would really appreciate if why are we why are we slash T peeing on me?
Yeah, dude. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, that is not cool as his lawyer
I would like to ask that lawyer, please
But his cheeks. Yeah. Well, no, um
Okay, why'd you turn around? Okay? Listen, I know more TPing than my client. He's scared and has been harassed
I'm a scared client. Look at him. He's terrified. Do something like do some emote that shows you're scared
Look at him, he's in distress.
This trial can't come any sooner.
Emotional turmoil and horror.
He's been horrified, traumatized, scared-ified.
This evil woman's taking advantage of me.
He's really hungry. His train...
BOWBUNS!
He needs bow buns.
Reprecussions!
Retribution!
Re-retribution and justice.
Um...
My trade!
And as of 20 minutes ago,
I foolish shall be Tubbo's lawyer.
Um, somebody...
You're gonna kick our ass!
And we're gonna metaphorically,
through the court case, kick some ass.
Yes! Legal!
Legal ass will be kicked!
Legally, ass will be kicked in this court.
She's gonna go to jail!
She's gonna go to jail.
Well, we don't want to discuss everything.
We don't want to discuss everything.
Why, I just realized, we were on a group call.
Did you not hear anything we were saying?
You did or didn't?
Communicate with us.
Okay, okay.
Shift once if you heard everything.
We're so far shift twice if you heard not much
What terrible communications I'm trying no we'll work on it. Oh geez. Oh
Geez, yeah as of today three minutes ago. I shall be Tubbo's lawyer for the trial
We will defeat
Could you please tell the court trial of the Federation of the Island of QS&P2 that I can no longer be a fair juror
Because I'm his lawyer so that might be he would never juror on me. He's my lawyer
I can't juror on Tavo anymore. I will only lawyer on him
You are gonna lawyer me to I juror
Yes, that is what will happen
Oh yeah, for justice, retribution, and jail for her, and one week of best friendship, and
the castle, and battlebun.
Yeah, we'll discuss all everything that Tubbo wants on the day of, let's not.
Wait, can we make a demands board please?
And can it be in your bedroom?
Does it need to be in my bedroom?
Yeah, a board of Tubbo's demands in your bedroom please, Royale.
I have like an office, it could maybe go there.
Can it, no, you need to sleep thinking about my demands.
Okay, you know what? I'm down to try and, you know, I want to appease my client.
No, and I'm going to pay you the, the, the, the, yeah. Disgust price.
A disgusting price.
A disgusting price, man. Just ask.
Yeah, wait, I just realized I feel like lawyer. Yeah. Yeah.
uh make wait cut the cams lawyer cut the cams okay i'm not ready yet okay cutting oh okay
the king we're gonna sue her so hard that they're gonna have to they're gonna have to sue us for
how hard we sued her okay it's just it we're gonna get sued because of how how much how good we
do yeah it's gonna be a great way wait yeah silent for five minutes please okay
fresh okay okay um in the meantime maybe I should I should get a suit here
Here we go.
I know of one suit I have, so I could just use that.
Ooh!
Wait, this could be kind of nice.
Maybe a new suit for this case.
Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, I see that one.
I see that one.
Hold on.
I'm about to look really cool.
Hold.
No, no, it's not too early for a suit, okay?
It's business.
I'm taking this seriously.
I forget what buttons I need to press.
Oh, I remember now.
I got lost.
Perfect.
Yeah, this is looking snazzy.
I'll be right back in two seconds.
And we can have different suits
Oh, yeah, oh
Yeah
You're back. Yeah, look
Look at me
Wait, is this how you're going to look in real life? Uh, no, no, I don't own a green suit like this
What?
Um, but, you know, I just feel like this is my working suit, you know?
Are you working well?
Yeah, I mean, look at this. I already have, like, a 10 page book about this case.
Yeah, wait, we need to make it 20!
Yeah, no, listen, I have plenty. I'll be looking for to gather more evidence.
I will be asking witnesses.
We must go to your bedroom immediately!
Oh, why?
To put down my demands!
to put down your demands, okay?
Yeah, let's go to my bed, room.
Oh.
Here we go, let me, okay, I'm ready, I'm coming.
Wait, I'm eating a bowel bun, wait.
Oh, the great, the great bowel bun
you've been talking about.
No, it's beautiful.
It's glorious.
Are you ready?
Can you boat me?
Let me just make a little boat real quick.
Just a quick little boat.
Okay, here we go.
Hop on in.
I have one?
Oh well.
Oh, watch out.
Okay, here we go.
Come in.
Okay.
Now, I do have a lovely office for just this sort of thing.
We put the three most important demands, so you wake up and you see them.
Okay, here we go.
And the last important demands.
We can just like put them right on the barrels, like right here, one, two, three.
I think on the window.
On the window.
Okay, we can do the window.
The-
Every time you see, actually, maybe the barrels are better.
Okay, here.
three signs prepared and a very well-designed bed oh thank you thank you
okay now if you could just write my demands yeah I write your three most
important demands let's see do I have a glowing
I
Peppino I know hiring a lawyer would have me doing all the paperwork. I know this isn't the paperwork
Okay, this is the emotional part of it. Okay. I'm gonna take a picture. It's in your words. It's beautiful the juror
I did jury will get this up. I
need
one week of
Best
Friendship
Good one week of best friendship. I think that'll be a very nice thing
I think that's a great first demand because that it paints you in such a nice
Sympathetic you're just looking for friendship, and then it'll be like a sandwich then we hit him with you know something now
You want like now you want jail?
Mmm, just put like one week of jail. She goes to
Jail
That I build for one week.
Wait, can you note down that that should be the same week of Best Friendship, so we're
best friends watching the game?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
No, I think that will make sense, actually.
Yeah.
I need Glow Squid ink just to make it pop a little better.
I might have to go to a cave real quick while you're writing that down
But I guess you can still hear me so
Okay, yeah, let me just I know I know where caves are
Jason camera man chase it. No, no, don't chase me. He's bad. No. No, no, no, no, don't chase me
Chase him. I'm in despair. No, no, don't even look at me. No, no, no, no, no, no
You're doing great. No, no, this is good. Ta-ba we need to film some of the despair
So that you already go to the you come across no great. Oh, he's so quick
Okay, I'm hoping if I just kind of swim down here, I'll find some some random glow squid
Just gonna cross my fingers
They're not that rare
Here we go just looking for some glow squid ink. I'm really devastated
Like in the first like three days of the server
I used to have glow squid ink and then I got rid of what happened to you
I got rid of it to make room for others things
No, why would you do that? It's just one of those I
Couldn't you know hindsight 20 20 I guess
Yes. Any Glowsquid ink. Any Glowsquids. I'm looking.
You know what else happened in 2020? Were we discussing what else happened?
That was when she first wronged me. 2020. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. This predates. Almost. Wait. No. Sorry. I genuinely got confused with
Grand Zero the wall and Grand Zero Wuhan China no dad did not
She did not wrong me in 2020. Okay
Genuinely was just remembering the pandemic and thought that she did it my bad. Okay. This is good now. We know okay
The dad that's been cleared up there were there were rumors and discussions about that. Oh
There's one here. Yeah. Oh
Oh. You got it? I got three! Wait, is there any more?
Um, is there, I just need like one more. I can't believe there's just one there.
Um, I just need like one more. It's really dark.
Um, it's really scary.
Oh!
Oh, there's another!
Oh, wow!
Look at that!
Is it going okay?
Yeah, dude!
I'm getting so lucky right now!
Oh, it's okay!
Yeah, dude!
I'm getting extremely lucky!
Okay!
They're just spawning in the cave!
Like, they're not even, like, in the water.
Um, okay.
I think that should be good, actually.
I have eight now.
Here we...
Okay, go
I'm waiting for you
Here we go. I got the glows and now let me just welcome back
Don't you think that looks a lot better?
Does not like really have a security camera in your bedroom. Ah, he said it's very important that he can watch me in my sleep
Okay
more demands. If you note down that it should be the same week we're best friends that she's a jail.
I think it'll be implied. I think it'll be implied. But I'll make note of it mentally in my head.
No worries there. What was your last, like, big, the big three? So we got jail. Oh, the castle.
mention the castle not the bowel buns whichever you think are the three most
important oh I don't know what I've eaten now so I left I want the bowel
buns less hmm okay do you want my honest lawyer opinion yeah I think you
You don't want the castle.
You're just hurt.
But if I get the castle, I can destroy it, and then it will be gone, and I don't have to look at it.
It's so ugly though!
It is strictly made of cobblestone, and we should use that as evidence against her.
A big massive
build that big should not only be made of cobblestone.
No. Honestly, you should give her the dragon.
Huh? Come again?
Just in trading for the castle so then you can fix the castle.
No, I don't want to fix the castle.
And then trade back, bro.
What? No, why?
Then trade back.
What am I, some like, like little real estate agent? I buy some fixer-upper and then sell it?
Yeah, fix it up and trade it back.
No, I don't want to trade it back.
Like Pokemon I thought you loved that I I do a little Pokemon, but typically only in Minecraft
I only played Pokemon in Minecraft
But I really don't like Pokemon. Yeah
Don't mention that to the jury. They might frown upon that. Oh
Sorry, yeah, let's heat my client didn't mean that he he quite enjoys Pokemon
All right, my starter type is a Meg Megalodon
The Megalodon, yeah, the famous Water Tape Pokemon.
Yes, yes.
I like my second favorite Pokemon is Squashy.
Squashy.
From Stampy's Lovely World, of course.
Yes, everyone remembers that Pokemon game.
It's like Earth, Fire, Stampy's Lovely World.
You know, I think we've talked enough about Pokemon. Okay for now. What's your so the third most important demand?
Not the castle is that your third most important demand?
No, you're right power buns. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think this will come across is more um
sympathetic for the reacts
Okay, fair enough bow. Is that belt right?
Uh, no wait, now you got me.
I think it, I need to go through my notes.
It's all a mess.
It's not.
Loire, why didn't you help?
We can change it, we can change it.
We can't change it.
I've done it.
Oh.
Okay, now to your office for my other demand.
Okay, wait, what do you mean your other demand?
All right, three more signs please, Loire.
How many?
Okay, okay, no, listen, you're my client.
And I want to do everything I can for you.
Uh, here, I'll just put them here, here, and here.
Okay.
First of all, I want retribution.
Okay, I'll just write the word ret, ret.
How do you spell retribution?
Retribution.
Like, rat and then tribution.
Okay, retribution.
Then I want the castle.
Okay once owner owner ownership of ownership of castle okay and then I
want to ban her from building with cobblestone ban her from okay building
with cobble stone okay now wait maybe that should be higher up higher up what
do you mean higher up maybe that should be by your bed no no no I think it's
good I think it's good yeah no no no no okay now lawyer you add your demands
three upstairs three down here I don't have demands I'm your lawyer what do you
mean I demand that you have to bar no no just add that one of my demands I
I demand my lawyer has to bond.
No, no, you're my client, not my supreme leader.
I demand my lawyer has to bond.
I'll demand justice, OK?
OK, good.
Here, I'll say retribution can be for Tubbo, OK, with a T.
Justice dash F, there.
Retribution for Tubbo, justice for police.
The ass swag oh my goodness
What gets to have another holiday at some point
Okay, oh paid by her
Okay, I'll just add that
ass
Wait, I forget his name has two G's or two W. No wait two G's
Ask what two of nothing ass
How is he spell sure what?
ass
Ashley swag is that spelled I thought his name as like another
Like in it just ass like like his Minecraft name. Oh
WW is that it?
No, double G
Not that it really matters, I could just, I'll just put ashwagg, um what is ashwagg
one again?
I demand he gets another holiday at some point paid for by her.
Another holiday paid by her at some point.
Yeah.
Okay, now, I think at this point, we shouldn't have any more demands or else you're gonna
come off as like a needy, yeah, yeah, and the Jerry don't like needy people.
Because they too-
I demand she change his time zone.
What?
But we never hang out.
Okay, she changes time zone, so they can hang out.
Okay, there.
You might as well just come up with one more demand just to fill up this last spot.
Okay, and I demand that
She's never allowed to step foot in the sunlight she must only walk around outside at night
Okay, that's odd, but we'll write that down. She she is a vampire
Okay, I'll just write she must be come a
vampire
Yeah, perfect. I think
people will... what is K.O? What is this happening?
alright there we go we have
oh wait why is my
words in Korean? What font did I just press?
uh right
Oh, right. Oh, it's right. Oh, oh, oh, I see.
The more you know, it looks like we just had a conversation.
Yeah. What did you type?
We're winning this court case.
Graph agrees. Oh, I typed help.
Okay, so we've done good.
Best far you have told me everything that's happened from your perspective.
You've got your demands.
You've given me some info about possible witnesses.
Yeah.
So I'll definitely need to get some, what's it called, like interviews going, maybe people
prepared, or maybe I won't even tell them, I'm just going to like day of be like, I call
you know, everyone to stand exactly and they'll ask damning questions.
And then, okay, but you gotta let me do the talking too.
Oh, you can do some talking sometimes.
You gotta give me, you gotta give me sections
where it's like, now it's his turn.
Okay, no, there will be times where I'll need
to ask you questions to, you know, restate facts.
Yeah, yeah.
And make it sound true.
No, just make it true.
Like, I don't need to.
I'll make it sound true.
No, just, it's true though, right?
What you so you don't need to pretend I'm the only honest streamer lap all these other ones lie
Okay, so and so yeah, you just just say you'll say the truth
You don't need to make it sound like the truth that makes it sound like I will say the truth
And it will also sound like the truth
Okay, I guess if you word it like that that could it could work
Okay, yeah, luckily I've got my little notepad here. I've jotted down
so many things with my giant
pencil.
There's nothing on that.
Do we have to go from the top?
There's nothing on that.
No, please don't.
I think we have to go back to
the factory.
Do you want me to...
I'm so glad you've agreed to
become my lawyer.
The first quotes I have
in this book from you is
this case is about getting me
justice.
So much justice, by the way.
that's um that's what we got I have some other quotes from you the wall the wall
foolish it was probably a hate crime yeah let's see I'm just looking through some
the other. She stole bisexual baddie in a chasm underground.
Yeah. Baddie.
See. Place siren along the tracks, millions of them.
I was in Italy relaxing, then out of the middle of nowhere, my biggest operative materializes.
She was never actually there wait stop that doesn't make sense
She kidnapped my bisexual baddie and hung her up in the sky and cut out one of her eyes
That is a quote from you Tevo
Keep going keep going you know I'll have to take time to decipher it some of this keep going
Let me see like actual
actual quotes from you because some of these are um
Uh, oh this one's very simple
She demanded money for getting hit by train four stacks of diamonds and one stack of netherite or unpaid labor
I'll say um
Filza and the hyper was a witness say that say that she's a terrorist
Okay, um
He's a terrorist. Okay
It was in the newspaper.
It was in the newspaper.
So we're quoting you from the newspaper.
Yeah.
Oh, just the newspaper, just from the newspaper.
OK, I'll just write Q News.
OK, here we go.
All right.
I think that's enough quotes for today.
What do you think?
I think we have a great weave of factuality.
What does Filza think?
I'll have to get a statement from him.
Do you think he has what it takes?
Um, for what?
What do you mean he doesn't?
Do you think Filza has what it takes?
For what?
What are we talking about?
What do you mean?
What if we'd be talking about this whole time?
Have what it takes to do what for what?
To justify!
Yes, yes, I firmly believe Filsa has what it takes.
Now at this moment in time,
Papino, if you go to page 10,
can you give any kind of statement?
It could be, you know,
oh, that book didn't disappear now, did it?
Oh, we have to start over.
That book, didn't we have to start over?
Disappear, did it?
Oh, we have to start over.
Please, please, Papino.
Oh, no.
Koopa, no, no.
No, we put that discounted KMC.
No.
Loyal, we have to start over.
Loyal!
No, no.
Loyal!
No
Why why do you only destroy you destroy everything you touch
What's wrong with you take a clay ball
He does now give it back
No! No, get back the book!
Rotten, but why'd you turn the clay bowl into rotten flats?
Take this coupon.
It's, it's fine. Like, we, we gotta remake the book.
No, it's fine. I have it all in my head.
I have it all in my head.
Sure.
Ah.
a lawyer for a second sit down my client um okay hello lawyer you're so far
what I did you're so far I think I have a winning chance here he's gonna sue you
because you lost the book no no no no no no you're so fucked I'm your lawyer
no please lawyer there's gotta be a way can we plead the books gone I plead
Must remake the book
You're so fuck I'm your lawyer your fuck. This is the worst news ever
Oh something sounds tasty what you got there. Oh
Forget you if you give him a little treat
broken by oh
Well, those are gross. I don't want them. Yeah, no, we should buy oh
Oh. Oh, bye, Papito!
I am heading off now.
Yeah, dude, that was exhausting. I had to, like, relive everything.
I know. It was so stressful.
Yeah. Listen. Yeah, luckily, I uploaded all my notes to the cloud.
I should be able to re-gather the data.
You cloud synced.
I cloud synced the book.
Okay.
Well, lawyer, I've got to go and see you.
Thank you.
I need something from me.
I'll let you know if there's any progress.
I will be adding more demands to your Windows every day.
Oh, okay.
Well, okay.
Luckily, okay.
I still have Windows face left.
Perfect.
When there's no light left in this office, we're done.
OK, now I have one important thing, though.
OK, one very important request.
Do not.
Yeah.
OK, no matter what happens, do any more retaliations.
I would never do that, lawyer.
OK.
I've not even retaliated once.
OK, OK, perfect.
Perfect, because if she does something again
in the next coming days
don't don't do anything
not even fix it
uh... you can
fix it
okay safe a train track is blown up or something
fix it
but then do not
seek
vengeance
okay lawyer perfectly i i don't know i don't know
goodbye lawyer already by client all right
Good bye, lawyer.
Yeah, bye, client.
Oh, as you guys were in a group, I'm just going to go.
Bye.
Bye now, lawyer.
OK.
What do you mean user retaliation is proof?
It's all in Discord.
Oh my goodness.
But thank you.
Thank you for gathering the evidence.
Oh my goodness.
Do I start like writing it out one thing at a time?
I could.
I mean, there's not that much really.
Okay, the case.
Tubbo wants to evict her from the castle and become the new owner.
Lobo is pissed and running out of lava, wants to become best friends for a week with Alandrisa.
Okay. Perfect. Page 2. And then afterwards we'll have to go through and like actually organize everything.
This case is about getting me justice. So much justice by the way. This is fine guys, this will be a good tubbo.
She has done so much, and not enough at the same time, and emotional damage.
Here we go.
Ah, here we go.
of the one of the maybe most important parts of the book to okay I was in Italy
relaxing. Then out of the middle of nowhere, my biggest operative materializes, she was
Never actually there, wait, stop, that doesn't make sense.
She kidnapped my bisexual baddie and hung her up in the sky.
and cut out one of her eyes.
Quoted by Tubbo.
Page 4.
Oh, accidentally somehow moved the page.
Okay.
It was probably hate crime.
okay the wall the wall foolish never quite got an explanation about that one
Placed siren along train tracks, millions of them in destructible.
Alright, we're almost halfway done. Look at us, we're cruising along.
Okay, I think by page 5 we actually start to get helpful information.
Tubbo moved castle 11 blocks to the south because the castle walls were
built on top of train tracks. Here we go.
Um, witness, castle over the tracks, perfect.
Polish member ran over her with train owned by Tubbo.
Um, Graf made the train as a present for Tubbo.
as present for Tubbo. Perfect. Alright, we're more than half way through.
She demanded money for getting hit by train for stacks of diamonds and one stack of nether
right or unpaid labor perfect train tracks were blown up no face-to-face
Disgustion, dis-disgustions!
She stole by sectional value of a chasm underground.
Nick!
Filza and Hyper was a witness of the rescue of the Skytrain.
She tried to frame Luzu and Quackity, but Tubbo knows how security craft works.
I missed a T in line two.
Huh?
It's fine.
Um...
Evidence from Q...
News...
Uh...
Unframed for alarms along tracks.
Okay, we're almost there. We're almost there.
Tubbo actually wants her to go to jail.
Oh my goodness.
And buy him a bow bun and wants reparations.
Tubbo is really nice and wouldn't do that.
I don't know what that is.
Tubbo would not do any bad stuff she says about him.
Sabo bought 10 helicopters from one even though they were made of the cobble.
This is good to include, I guess, um, bought, oh, uh, oh my goodness, bought with 800
Spanish netherite. I don't know what that means either. Foolish. First meeting with her, she
attempted to murder me. And then asked for drugs. Yeah, a little testament of character.
the final page oh my goodness this is all okay well this is a quote from Tubbo
she is a terrorist okay
perfect
Oh
Okay
What if I run into in the in the Casa listen in the house
You know, I'm
Like I'm a friend, you know, I'm just a just another person of the mansion
But when we get into that trial, I'm Tabo's lawyer.
Simple as that.
Now it was only a matter of time before I needed
to move this damn camel again.
We got the paper.
It's always something.
Okay. You! Camila!
How many times do we need to do this? Has anyone kept track of how many times the Camila
has been moved between both rooms?
Dude and Camila is so quick every time I like she starts dipping in the next room
It's really funny just walking on the camel, okay
Imagine the stress for the camel. I know it's probably a lot
Every week every day going house to house
I
Preferably still have the ball the lapaz the day later the lapaz
Perfect
Okay, this is good
Okay, oh
Oh, the paper.
Yeah, almost forgot.
That's so elegant today.
Thanks.
Okay, there we go.
Oh, maybe there's no plant here because it's like...
Oh, in-game.
We're talking about in-game, not um...
Oh.
We're talking about the...
Yeah, that makes sense.
But thank you, though.
That's helpful.
I hear a zombie.
I don't like that.
Oh, right.
What about two and a half hours?
I didn't expect to be on a lawyer case, but listen,
Tubbo needs me.
He's scared and needs retribution.
And, you know, when the bow calls, the foe answers.
That might, that's gonna look confusing for non-English speakers.
Or for people without context of what the hell I'm talking about.
So yeah, anyways, how my day started before three people showed up and decided to have
a spontaneous calpiming party right here.
If you remember way, way back, we were discussing the lighting.
We're discussing what lanterns the place here.
Um, that's where we were at.
I could maybe put like the campfire on the pedestal.
You guys think?
Do that pay off?
Uh, fuego, no.
Fuego?
Fuego? Fire?
Fuego, no.
Oh, got that
Do I see it but like trap doors around it
Oh
I
Don't know can you chisel a campfire the chisel is all powerful
Yeah, that was a little a little big
Yeah, I could just do a wooden pallet like I could just
No stop get it back
give it back I could just do this and maybe and then there can just be well
no I still don't know if I look very good either
man dude this is where it gets tough like decoration maybe I just Jeremy who
were we revenging? Right! My vengeance! As some of you might recall, I was kidnapped yesterday.
Nope, not yesterday. Like a week ago. And I was given important information on who it was.
And then everything began to make sense.
So I was told that it wasn't Katie, wink, wink.
If you remember, the only thing I could really recall from the kidnapping were two invisible
people with voice changers and masks,
and like a green laboratory.
One person, two person.
Why did they want my DNA?
To make a tasty, delicious, new chicken recipe.
The first day they opened, the grand opening,
it went terrible.
Everyone was puking and dying.
So, they got desperate.
They needed a new recipe.
And they were willing to go as far as they needed.
Now, Mike is a very much a scientist, all in of his own right.
How many factories?
like look like let's just go to um what's it called uh where is it is it
here oh this is the lower part okay how do I look first of all he has an
Elevator, okay?
So clearly he knows how to do scientific things, but I guarantee you
There's much more that he has here than just an elevator
Look at this a functioning windmill a
bridge
Where else I know he's hiding dirty secrets in fact he's not on right now
I could scope out the place to try to find any evidence of a laboratory
Yeah, basically the day I was kidnapped, I got put like in a green test tube and then
melted down by lava for my DNA.
And what did the people say?
They said, the two people said they were going to use it to manipulate people.
by people, they must have meant chicken.
Yes.
Or the customers.
Look at this, look at this, this is advanced.
I don't know what's going on here,
but I see chains moving that way,
Machines pumping left and right.
This guy clearly could have made a lab.
Maybe it's this way, maybe I see a follow.
Oh, that's nice.
That's lovely.
This bridge is kind of scary to walk on.
Okay, let's see. And do you remember PAC? Okay, who knows Mike better than anyone than
PAC. And I asked PAC, would Mike do all of that crazy science lab stuff to make a better
chicken recipe and Pac said yes see see a secret lab
Calpameen fool is chicken so that's the KSC stands on
You're right. I just need to find some kind of laboratory. He's got to have one hidden
somewhere. Like where is all this machine lighthouse powering?
Let's also not forget that Mike was present at some weird little ritual that involved
killing me. He's clearly crazy. He literally asked me yesterday. Are you willing to be a
sacrifice for a ritual? I died right here at the sick little picnic. He cannot be trusted.
Oh, but I don't know where he would hide it. Probably somewhere, like some elevator in that
mountain right um okay be careful of the gnome yeah I don't know what they were
talking about I remember them talking about a gnome or something what the hell
all that means.
Um...
Uh, okay, wait, wait, I need to go inside the house
and check for elevators.
What is all this for?
I die if I go down the wrong tube.
Huh.
Okay.
Look at this be all about.
Where are you hiding your elevator, Mike?
Like, there has to be something more, like look at all this produce.
Look at this.
all the sick recipes for his chicken!
It is a cute farm.
Okay, maybe he's covering his tracks.
Maybe...
I feel like I'm missing something!
There has to be something more!
The cutest place ever nothing evil can happen here that's like exactly why it
could be the spot okay it's like oh look at the cute little farm this is like the
most perfect setup for a secret evil laboratory look at this disgusting place
Oh, let's be careful.
Dude, that did one heart to me.
Let's see.
He is certainly a man of science.
Oh, there's so many blocks though.
All it takes is like, all of these have one little elevator.
If you blend the elevator, like it's really tough to see.
Wait a second.
So clearly he has lava production.
The same lava used to melt me down
into little DNA for his chicken.
Also, and listen, I might be stretching here, and you guys have even said it too, that Mike
is like the biggest kelpamine fan.
And how was I enticed to get kidnapped?
A kelp-a-me party!
Oh, let's be careful.
Mmm.
Okay, someone to get-
Urghh!
Okay.
I think what I have to do
later at some point is be like,
hey, Mike!
Cool place you got here, could I see your laboratory?
Except that wouldn't maybe work, because if he does indeed have a secret evil laboratory, he probably wouldn't show it to me.
What if it's at the KFC?
Wait, I didn't think about that.
Wait, I'll do an elevator check there.
Okay.
Um, okay.
None of these say elevator the bathroom?
No.
The meeting room?
What is this room?
Oh, this is their office.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
I...
Okay, dude everyone better be right about this
But all I'm saying is he like the reason why I feel it's kind of trusting cuz like what was it like two days before
He said I was gonna get kidnapped and then but a big but a boom
Kidnapped
How would he know? Well he said something about conflict of interest, but then he kind of like did a little, did a little, like a little, er, er, pram.
I really like the sound of these blocks.
But also, what do I even do?
What's like, how do I want to go about taking vengeance?
That's what I also wanted to think about.
I don't want to just do some like reverse kidnap.
I feel like some kind of trap would be interesting.
Aldo mentioned he has a, no Juan, Juan mentioned to me that Aldo has a torturing chamber.
Herbie, Sussan, or Sussan, Katie and Mike, and this diabolical KFC.
I
Mean that there we go
I was trying to think though like I could maybe create like some area
What is it
We're basically kind of like poison and then like an obsidian
like a place that has like a bunch of poison and
Then like obsidian keep them so they can't warp out
Huh, oh
I thought you were killing someone. Oh, I just hit a zombie. There's like a little zombie. I just went
Real quick
Oh wait.
Would it be weird if the entrance was like this?
Like a little big and then small again?
Maybe it should just um, maybe like this.
Wait.
But I feel like it's kind of cool looking.
Yeah, I kind of, I think maybe I kind of like that design, uh oh.
Um, and then I just need to add some more slabs I guess.
Where are my slabs?
Where are my slabs?
Yeah, what if it was just like this?
Rosa, they give you the first time some
So yeah, I still don't know exactly how I want to go about decorating, but this is kind
of where we were at at the moment.
With the wall and torch on the other side at the bottom?
Oh, you just said that.
Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch.
Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Bye.
Good night.
Good night.
Woo-hoo.
Woo-hoo.
Woo-hoo.
I think I'm gonna go pee do you think a mob will show up probably not but if it
does you guys oh I see a spider like right there
Yeah, it's fine. I will be back.
You
Man, it almost sounds like, um, I was like in danger.
Okay.
Perfect.
Um, yeah.
This area, I need to figure out what I want to do exactly with it.
I don't know if I just want it to be ground, more rock.
I don't know if I want to worry about like an actual path going down the side.
Uh, like maybe, like maybe I should do a little something like this, like on this side.
Uh, you know, just something subtle.
Am I out?
Oh no.
Oh no, we got more.
Yeah, I need to think of a...
Wait, let me also do a little bit of this.
Oh, we're just doing quick little manual work.
Yeah, I need to think what would be a good way, like a trap of some sorts.
Could be funny.
It's a simple trap.
Um.
Like, yeah, it could just be a little path like this, like so.
like this. And then I just do like rock here. I'm not bothering with the wand right now
because the sides are different. From here on out, I don't think the wand is really going
be my friend unfortunately yeah maybe this the best thing to do would just be
to make it like some kind of rock here
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, what block did I just remove? Oh. Stay calm, everybody. Yeah, what if it
It was just two big old rocks.
Why do I feel like I'm being a bad builder right now?
I'm like whiffing.
Hello?
Oh, yeah, and then maybe, yeah, maybe a little bit more like that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Look at that!
Look at that!
And then, you know, we can add a, oh, watch out, watch out.
Look what's about to happen here.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, we're just changing. We're just changing the game.
I really don't need that. I could take that.
These I'll just put in here for now.
Umm...
Uh oh.
Man, I don't remember the block breaking so fast.
Oh, is it because like the lag's gone? Has the lag been removed?
Um, has it been likey today, I don't remember.
Uh.
Hmm.
Should Mike kill Foolish?
What?
No!
No, I should kill Mike!
Who's side are you on?
Please, please work with me.
Please work with me!
Oh my goodness. Yeah, I think it'll be nice.
I have like a little bit of...
A little bit of...
Um...
Bo!
Yeah, we're making rocks!
We're making ROCKS!
Okay.
Okay.
No, no, that's not a joke.
Like, literal rocks, literal rocks, boulders.
Do I think it needs to happen here?
Do I think it needs to happen here?
It's a real shame it hasn't already.
We need like another little spike here.
I don't like that this one doesn't feel spiky enough.
There like now we're getting some again
The keyboard yeah, my keyboard is it's a loud one it's a it's a bit of a noisemaker no doubt about it
Um, should it be even?
Wait.
Uh, like do you think the black here should be even with this or a little even or maybe
just sometimes like this just kind of one even thing here and then
Oh my goodness, this is going to be a struggle for the ages.
Ladies and gentlemen
Okay, uh music that oh yeah, maybe maybe it's time
Maybe just a little something
Come on, I feel like this part almost needs to be a bit more like this though.
Oh, oh hello, I ain't doing too much right now, I'm just placing blocks and trying to
think of ways to get vengeance for my kidnapping. Still haven't really figured
out a hundred percent who did it but I definitely have some good suspicions. So
you know I just got to do a little more investigating. Yeah there we go just
placing some blocks. But yeah a little more investigating and I also need to come
I don't know if I have a plan, even if I do find out who for sure did it, like what do I want, what do I want from all of it.
And everything I'm telling you is classified information.
Um, hmm.
Ah, man, you should really just start grabbing some black sandstone and helping me out here
because this is, I don't, I don't know what happened to Pino.
I just started placing blocks.
No, no, there's nothing funny about this, okay?
Look at how much work I've caused myself.
I should have just left the island as grass.
It could have just been a happy grass island, but instead I've been one by one placing these blocks around the island to transform it into a volcanic eruption of aura that the dragon could stand upon and be truly impressed and gazed upon by the human eye and people can witness the power of what one man can do when he has a dream in a few several thousand blocks.
Yes, but I have more work to do, and I shall continue at one block at a time!
And also think about vengeance!
I too will do that as well!
But also just keep placing plots!
I don't want to please anyone else.
I didn't want to please anyone else.
You know.
But it's fine.
You know, at the end of the day it's pretty chilled, yeah?
I don't want these seeds though.
I don't want that.
Go away.
Go away.
I feel like these three could just kind of fit there.
There, um...
Ooh wee!
Uh, yes, I have plenty of information now on the case, and, you know, after a little bit
of time I can kinda just start putting the info together, you know?
And really make a strong, unmoosible case.
So many things, so many things to worry about.
Mmm, I don't think she's better get herself a good lawyer, because I'm coming.
I'm gonna be fierce and I'm gonna be wearing a really nice suit.
Ah, this part probably needs to like,
I don't know if it should jag it up like this,
like, brr-a-a, or if it should come outward.
Like, do you think it should like, brr-a-a,
or should it like cave-like, or?
How long until the performative volcano is complete?
Now what the hell does that mean?
Cave in.
So it should like, do this.
It should come that.
a little grrrr
a little cliff moment, a little cliff action happening
say no more!
yeah, this area should look a little cooler soon
like once it actually has some
a little more zwerp to it, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, here we go, we just have this weird little pocket of land I guess.
Why not?
Too many mismatched blocks make it make sense?
Okay, let's break this down.
What do you not enjoy?
Where is this going wrong for you
Yeah, first time chatter. I like it
You know, I'm always, you know, I'm gonna hear the energy of it all energy, okay?
Okay, I don't know how to interpret that okay, so it's not great energy I
Feel like more texture on the rocks the more black rocks there will be more texture coming like
For example if you look over here like look I have like this the stone
So if that's your concern more texturing will be happening
To yes, that's good, okay, I'm glad you like that
Whatever you think it looks fast like it does then. Okay, you know that's a fair pivoting answer
Just take chat info and consider what it could be
Dude, something I haven't done yet, I've been putting off, is like making this area
like more brown, like adding mud or something to some of the area of the ground.
Still uh, we still gotta do that.
We'll get to it though.
Go down my mind.
Little baby.
Someone had a baby.
Is that what the congratulations were?
Do do do do do.
so that I was in labor like like a few minutes ago
hmm do you even read I mean it's tough sometimes it's tough to stop to read
And there's just like when it goes like sometimes
Last stream I see I see
Like a guy's like
Hmm
The cave came like that naturally
Alright, thank you for the-
And yeah, Maria, thank you for the five gifted subs
On this beautiful Tuesday
Saturday, holy shit, I'll be so honest. I did not know
What day I threw a guess out there
Um, I'm in flight, I just, I don't know, I don't know.
Teaser them out, you're right. Actually, that should have been my clue and
No, I think if I really deeply thought about it more I could have gotten a better answer. I just um
I wasn't given enough time. You guys
Started pressuring me instantly
Okay, so
down so I would say at the very least I wanted to do something like this I know
today will not be the court case
No, no, no slow down the court says not in session yet
Yeah, I think I went to go a little more in so I actually need to remove blocks this time
instead of my usual game of just filling it in.
Well maybe this could be a nice dynamic.
And then we go fill it in again.
It's gonna be lovely.
Oh, it's gonna- what are these arrows keep coming from? I don't know why the arrows are tilting me.
They are clogging up my information.
Okay, and then I think it starts to come back out again, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah?
Is this, is this, I think, um, I don't want Bob's funny.
That's a big no-no.
Um.
Okay.
And then from here maybe we can just kind of start to
kind of go back up and over.
I
Think I might need to do a little bit more of this and then we'll play some rocks. Oh
Okay, wait, yeah, let me play music. I got distracted again
I play Pima Pino if you guys remember I was just about to do it and then he distracted me
He's a jerk
Okay, but now, um, so now I'm truly locked in ready, and I will not place any more blocks.
No more blogs.
Hands up.
We just need to play a little tune, play a little.
Nintendo music to start your day.
Is this like a little too peaceful?
This might be, this might be a little more chill than I wanted it to be, maybe, maybe
a little more active.
There, that's a little more, a little more upbeat.
I
Can think I feel like I can think thoughts of this and build
Oh, yeah, this is gonna do wonders right here.
Yes!
And then you just like a little bit more, like over here.
Yeah!
Ooh, it's good!
It's good!
Okay, keep it going
Okay, oh, but yeah, what am I gonna do?
Decorum
But yeah, I need to figure out, um, not me, uh, ooh that could have been disaster.
Everyone would have made fun of me if they saw that.
Thank you for the 10!
Get dead!
Sobs!
Thank you!
Gracias!
Por 10 regalos!
Regalos!
I think my voice gets a little higher pitch when I speak Spanish.
I
See down the route. Thank you to seven
Ray gala not Ray gala does
Yeah, I got I got nothing anything like super dramatic, but um
But I do think it's a thing Spanish naturally does that to you oh is this is no one safe
from it okay wait what did I do on this side I think it was like sometimes in
line and some nice nonline something about learning new languages gets me
Oh wait.
More! I need more! It's never enough!
Do I have any more black sandstone?
Oh, I had something for sure.
Hey, this is some chill music!
Um.
Two.
Uh.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, I don't think I like this little, little weird amount there.
Eventually, one basalt chugger right there.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Something simple, should I laundry or dishes?
Um, yeah maybe tomorrow, oh short, ah I'm doing it again, I'm always doing it now.
do it I'm sore oh you guys heard my back just cracked like I'm back I've
returned
I'm sorry for working out not because I'm on my shrimp this not that I am a shrimp but
What an interesting little area we have here.
Well, I do believe this is fitting into something nice that I want.
Swapping rocks!
I repeat, swapping rocks!
I repeat, swapping rocks.
I feel like here needs to actually be placed like that.
I really hope I don't run out of blocks soon.
I hate running out of blocks.
It's like the terribleest feeling ever.
and like progress stops.
We're making a full recovery though.
Everyone celebrate.
We are just placing so many pots.
What the hell have in here?
Oh, oh say it isn't so!
Oh my, oh my, it is, I mean, this is happening.
I can't believe it.
Ta-da!
Okay, and then, super simple.
I'm too locked in for what?
Wait, what happened?
Did Kukurojo show up?
Would I actually be splitting my audio?
Hmm.
Um.
You guys are applying way too much pressure right now and now I'm uncomfortable.
Oh
Whoa
They
You yes, you for the five gifted
Why thank you on this fantastic Saturday, that apparently it is, um, who would have thought?
Okay.
I need to do something, maybe.
This area is a little weird.
It's a weird area, no doubt about it.
People have been saying.
Okay.
What type of dragon is it?
What type of dragon do you think it is?
Senior bullets? The volcano? I don't know what it said enough.
I'm seeing some good answers.
Oh, it's Volcano Active?
I don't know, I still don't figure out how much, um...
How much volcanic action I want.
Where did the rest of my rot go?
Never forget.
Yeah, it's a pretty big thing of trying to figure out what we're gonna do with Magma.
Some lava creeks.
That's like another thing to discuss is do I wanna do like lava creeks that is a point
a discussion and a thing I've just been avoiding because it's really scary.
Oh!
Screw this dirt!
of city in purple lava. Purple lava isn't real. Okay? It would look ridiculous.
enough. You don't think dragons are real? You're embarrassing yourself, pal.
Absolutely embarrassing yourself.
Um, trying to think of this, yeah, I feel like this part should just be rocky.
Um, well, I became a lawyer, I'm seeking vengeance.
against my DNA kidnappers and I'm trying to finish this God forsaken volcanic
mountain
Dude I'm not gonna lie at night I feel like it's really tough to do anything.
So like, damn, like, is this just...
Yoy!
Mmm, some of this might become land, I don't know.
It's also like a little weird looking over here.
Uggh!
Uggh!
First time sub where?
Lurey, still give me the first time grind.
You're in good water.
Dude, I've been off the sparkling water grind.
I feel like I need to get back on it, you know.
I feel like sparkling water is like a use it or lose it skill.
This is the last time I've seen it.
Um.
No!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Hmm.
Baaah!
The string's sprite and regular sparkling?
That'd be confusing.
It would leave my body unsure of itself.
Dude, I can't wait to go back through all this and then do like the snaking, um...
snaking um I don't I don't know what I was talking about basalt basalto basalto
I'm trying to think for vengeance do I want it do I want to do something directly like
do I want to do it be like hello world it was me or do I do something more more in
the shadows. Like Batman, my hero.
Let's make this a little bit easier.
Whoooo.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
Whop.
This is the USA!
Oh, no, I think I'm out.
No.
It's almost midnight here.
Dude that's messed up. That's happened to almost midnight
the ground we're all on the ground
Okay, we're just filling in some blanks.
And uh, something might need to be- did this music get really a beat all of a sudden?
Like...
Like the end of the story is near.
Oh, okay, we're calming down.
It just needed to let loose for a second.
Very nice, maybe do some of these.
No!
Oh, this is unfortunate.
It can only be one.
Oh ho ho, I just saved you.
Listen, it was unfortunate, but what happened, happened,
and now it's done.
We're gonna move on.
Um, love, thank you for that.
Oh!
Dear god.
Grand player.
Son of a bitch.
That old man's back.
there we go I don't look at like the dragon from the front in a while
I believe I'm a layer
We will this this court case also 30 months
Yeah, okay, thank you
Okay, and then the rocks will get cooler once I add more of the snaking basalt.
And then I need to figure out what the heck I'm going to do with the magma.
Um.
Woo!
Uh, the coal, thank you for the top run.
whoa what a nice view what a lovely volcanic ashy playground where's my
wider okay I don't know uh gloves are you for the first time
Right, that's yes
Oh cheese
It's not to be a mess
Huh
We still don't have like stairs.
You smell like old person too.
What the fuck?
Oh, foolish.
Don't say that.
She's not a little foolish.
Hey, foolish.
An old guy got into the house.
Get out of here.
Oh, hello.
How may we assist you?
Hey, fuck you man.
I live here.
I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you.
I'm trying to help you.
You what the fuck I live here. How are you gonna help me?
Already help. I'm just yes. He has a little like memory loss
No, this isn't your room. This isn't your room
You're lost and confused
No, look, okay, okay
You are stupid kids. Look at this, okay? It says Roy Roy Roy year
No, no it doesn't
Okay, I'm gonna sleep okay shut the fuck up. Goodbye. Oh, I hope you die
J'aime beaucoup tes yeux tu es de très jolis yeux oh
Oh, oh, okay. Hey wait wait wait
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't, don't, don't!
I'm walking this way!
It's probably scared.
Uh, dude, I don't know.
This place is always changing.
I don't know.
Maybe.
My room looks beautiful.
Oh, it does have some decoration.
Yeah, my room looks beautiful.
Oh, it's a money thing.
Uh, what a nice place.
I wonder who did this.
What's this?
Uh, Cracky?
Cracky?
Cracky?
Cracky.
Cracky.
Cracky.
Cracky.
Cracky.
Cracky.
Cracky.
I need you to I need you to click this way stone
You're not
You seem to have a lot of roommates I do I do and this is great because chapati to me actually live together
This is so oh my gosh, and there's like a second floor a second floor this really well
Oh, congratulations on finally having a decorated room.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Oh, wonderful.
Wait, I have information to tell you.
The other day, you were asking me to be a neutral jury member.
That is correct for the court case, yes.
But today, Tubbo has requested I be his lawyer.
He's scared in front of me.
Yeah, he said I'm the man for the job don't you live in the north
Yeah
And you don't you think being his lawyer is gonna is a is a conflict of interest also
Because
Hold on I need to gather my thoughts. Okay. I need to gather my thoughts. I need to gather my thoughts for a second
Are they guys gathering his thoughts?
Foolish come here coming the sign the sign is wrongly placed. It says quackity's room. I
Think this was your room. Oh
oh hell no wait it's nice look it's you have a kitchen you have a nice
kitchen I told you to live with me no it looks nice fuck no bro wait were you
living you're got um yeah this this is good you look at hell no hell no solid
the conference yet what the hell is this oh you missed like we had a
conference meeting yesterday you kind of missed it. Oh my god what is this? Monday BBQ? Yeah
Alondrisa? Yeah. What is this? What is this? What is on Wednesday? Oh Wednesday that's
purple Wednesday. We wear purple. Purple Wednesday? Planning? Oh yeah it's a schedule.
Oh
cars too on the on the projector with a movie with a movie no there's no movie
there's no movie we only we only talk about top secret security here what is
the top secret security here no we can't tell you everyone everyone can
enter this house it's secret it's secret you have you thought about dying
Bangs in oh
No, no, it's just we just talk about
Wait a second you can move
Dude, I think you at least have like two years
wake up and I'm very healthy. Yeah, you'll die in like three years, probably. No, well,
three years is a lot. It's a lot for someone, you know, is old and in. Yes, it's a lot.
No, what? Three days? Three days. You die in three days, I think. What the fuck? Why?
He's gonna kill you.
In three days.
You wanna fight?
You wanna fight?
Yeah.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight!
What do you mean no fight?
You wanted to fight.
Oh my goodness.
What do you wanna do?
What do you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Ohhhh.
You are ass!
Oh great, now you've done it!
Now you've done it!
Put it back, fix it!
So you live here?
Yes.
When the hell did you move here?
Like, yesterday.
Oh, okay.
Do you know where you rank?
No.
probably like at the bottom at the bottom yeah okay we should probably give
you like is like what are you good at like what can you do to help around the
house walking around everyone how does that help grand-grandpa is it's not a
No, but that I agree that we need help though, but I can't help falling in love with you
Yeah, wait, no, I don't want to fall in love with you
No, it's a song. Oh
From my friend
to a postage down yes. Oh yeah I'm sure you guys had had great times back in the
day. Yes. Yeah. Now he's dead. I know my life. And you're you're going to be next pal.
What the fuck. Yeah. Yeah. You're probably gonna. Yeah. Yeah. In the bathroom. You're
just going to be you're just going to be in on the toilet. I wish I wish I know
you just said I wish you a Merry Christmas well thank you we wish you a Merry Christmas
Oh
Huh, do you know where is Alandrisa?
No, I haven't I haven't seen her here
Yeah, I have no I don't maybe she's at her castle she has like a castle
Oh, castle. Oh, okay. I don't know where is the castle.
It's like along the train tracks. Let's see, wait.
If you...
Okay, do you know where the regime is?
Oh, yes.
Okay. So if you go there, there's like the train tracks lead into like a tunnel.
If you just follow that tunnel, you'll see the castle.
okay okay it's okay yeah and maybe she yeah good luck oh okay please stay away
from she wants to eat my eyeballs what the fuck yeah dude she's nuts she's a
crazy little hamster and and you are saying that I am a motherfucker yes yes
Absolutely okay, but who do you prefer?
Definitely what I eat you know death. No, I don't you shouldn't that's appetizer
But it doesn't make you look a great person just because you don't want to eat me
But I'm a better person. No, yes, you probably have done
heinous things
What the fuck?
Absolutely downright despicable and why I don't know you tell me what okay, so what okay?
Hey who do you prefer?
Prisya or me?
Prisya!
Touchy, touchy subject.
Touchy subject.
Ah! Ah! In my legs!
Wait!
We have a burial spot for you.
spot for you we could um we could put you
wait follow me I can show you to like a new room just for you no no I have my
room very ready for me to sleep no but don't you want a second room no no it
listen I think we should honor the elderly and you deserve a second room
You think I don't trust you you're a motherfucker. I'm not a motherfucker. I oh my goodness
He is active for his ages and he
Whenever he's got
These damn villagers. Like how many villagers does it take before the visitors start showing up?
Um, I was gonna, I was gonna show him to the room right here.
here. He needs to be dead and buried once and for all. But motherfucker just keeps holding
on. Every time I think he's dead he's just, he's able to take another breath of life.
Um, I see from this side, it's we've actually covered a lot of the mountain, impressively
enough okay wait hold okay but you'll soon see it's all it's all a facade for the
more we travel this way the more okay so realistically we need to cover up this
spot and over here and here maybe here and like there maybe some of this area and then
And here can be like, grass maybe?
Maybe a little bit back there.
I don't know.
Is he dying?
What, uh, what are you doing here?
Eh, what, what, I'm sorry, what?
What are you doing here?
I don't understand you man.
Uh, what? Uh, what?
Que haces aquí?
I don't speak Spanish I'm sorry.
Oh, my bad for assuming.
Um.
It's just a creepy paravan foolish.
Thank you, I appreciate you saying that.
No, no, not me.
No, I appreciate that.
No, thank you.
That was like, that was like the nicest thing you've ever said.
ass I know I I don't have a tiny ass now you smell like a fucking tiny ass as
opposed to like a big one no but just man like a one I just smell like a tiny
ass not even like I not even a big ass which is worse like a smelling like a
Yeah, it can be worse but it can be worse a tiny one. Yeah, I yeah, I don't know because it's like more concentrated
Smell yeah, I think I think you're just a little hungry. How about you? How about you come into my French?
Potato no worries. No, okay
Yep, you just
I had like four quattro bun.
Quattro bun!
Yeah dude, I can't get him to the second location ever.
Paneis?
Hmm, that makes sense.
Right, it would be plural.
bread. How did you get to the hungry part? Well, I just figured, you know, he's probably
super hungry. And that's why he's so grumpy all the time. He just need to visit my lovely
French bakery, right in the dragon, built by a French person, themselves.
Um, truth be told, I'm out of black sandstone. I don't think I can...
Nope. Just kidding. I got a stack left. I got a little more in me.
Oh yeah. Just when you thought I was done, more blocks still being placed.
I'm an animal and a machine
I'm like a robotic beaver
Do you have black sandstone oh
Yes, oh wait guy have some
No, no, please please. I need a lot if you have any
Let me think about it. Okay, listen cuz I've been working really hard and I would love to just be be done
And you being really disrespectful to me. I was asking so nice. I was asking so nicely. What what was this?
What was it today fucking bitch, okay? I did
But I just no no I just want you to have a piece
I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry
Okay, okay fine fine, I'm sorry
Well, I don't have Blackstone
You know what's the joke just give me my son. Okay. What if you help me get Blacksandstone?
Where is the black sandstone? Um?
um
It's it's like you know, I just noticed
You know that like the sandstone
From the from the no, I don't want that one though. It needs to be black sandstone
But you need to like die. Uh, no, I don't want to die
No, like you need to die
No, mama, where were you?
Like to oh, but yeah to no no, uh
No, no, it's like you can dig it up. It's near a volcano
No, volcanoes, no, no, I'm afraid.
Why are you afraid of volcanoes?
Because it's so hot, and I'm a marshmallow.
You see my friend?
Okay, like, what if we, like, build a little ice around you?
We can go gather some ice, and you can just...
I'm afraid, I'm afraid.
You're afraid of ice?
man I'm afraid to get melt no this is well you can hold on to an ice block and
it'll keep you cool I don't think so you're not over anything no I am I am
look look I've built this dragon I've developed drugs you're more like
Leonardo da Vinci and pinchy wait I think that's kind of cool now yes but
you're not algorithm. Okay, then, um, what idea do you have? Are you just going to avoid
hot fire your whole life? Yes. Okay. Beautiful, smelly, tasty marshmallow. You are. Honestly,
that's, that's the best description. Yes, I am. I am. Okay. Look at my hair. Look
got my eyebrows you know what is why to uh no what what is why to my hair in my
ass is white too oh right that makes sense no honestly because I'm very old
right right that you don't do you not shave it no oh why I'm gonna shave it
Don't I don't know. It's just maybe you could die it
Die it
Yeah, you want me to die it yeah, like maybe it could be like you know you feel younger again
No, I don't think so
Proud of being old. Oh, you know what and I respect that answer in fact
I think to really celebrate your oldness you should
you should really die you know you think you lived a great life you know and I
think it's time to rest I can't I believe that I truly believe that I can't
I'm like Chuck Norris but now Chuck Norris is dead so I don't know so yeah
dude if Chuck Norris couldn't hang on I don't know if you what luck I don't
I can help in this life anymore
So do you have like a will or anything you want to pass down?
Yeah, I want you to die. No, you can't you can't put that in your will
You can't spend my last days
Until you die. No do anything else fucker. There are so many other productive happy things you can do
Like what? I don't know like go skydiving or something a
a skydiving yeah no what if what if we build up really tall and we just we just
jump you know we do you want me to die right yes like okay what else I can do
like a puppet a popper a pirate a port oh okay up and down yeah now and I know
one thing it's time I find myself flat on my face I pick myself up and get back in
the race that's life that was that's what all the people say that was
beautiful I know my friend I'm a poet maybe okay like is there something that
you've always wanted to do but haven't done yet kill you okay besides me
dying what else there's got to be something okay now that's a goal now now
we have a real goal now I'm falling like the like the young man say and now
you're balling w you're balling in the chat you know yeah w for a
well oh yeah holy shit yeah okay do you want to try to do that right now
yes okay let's um here maybe ask where he is okay I think I think he'll believe
you
what how do you say a message walk walkie yeah just call it quackie
luckily luckily luckily quackity quacks like the Pokemon yeah quacksly
Well, I never realized that's where he got his name from
Are you?
What's the word are you? Yeah, this would be good. Um, do you have a weapon? I choose you
Quacksley, I choose you and then you snap his neck
Grand the boy. Yeah, the KFC
Yes, like a big cock literally means that grande poya. Oh really that means cock. Maybe he's hungry. Yes
Oh
Okay, truly means that here
Here go to spawn go to spawn
spawn oh
Okay, I'm not in okay. No, you're gonna get through this. Oh, wow
I want a beautiful man. Look at this. They made quick work. Oh
man
Gigachat
Me something wait. He said he's almost home. I
I don't know. No, he says I'm going to the home big cock. Yeah, this is the this is big
cock over here, right? Big cock. No, this is McDonald's and me. Oh,
Donald's and you. They changed it so quickly. McDonald's and you. Wow. That was wait. I
I don't see quackity here.
Where's quacksly?
I don't know.
Dude, they even make cakes.
McDonald's and you.
Oh.
Atomic energy is in.
Wait.
Upon a fuel to light kerosene, that's all the uranium
needed to put the atomic power equal to the energy
in 3 million pounds of coal.
Go like here some people a full day. I
I understand now he wasn't saying he's going to the big cock. He was calling you
The big oh
Falling you. Oh, why did you stop me?
Because you are a young man. No
Okay, let's go back to the house back to the house
Okay, I
Don't have levels. Oh, okay. Yeah the boat the boat
Yes. Okay, here we go. Are you in? Thank you, man. Here we go. Harry Potter. Okay, I'm following you. Okay, Harry Potter. I don't think he's here either. Where's Quacksley? I don't know. Quacksley! Um, maybe ask again.
No, be careful that thing's really dangerous. Why it's a yes. Yes last time we wrote it. It almost exploded
No way. Yeah. Yeah
Don't don't get anywhere near that
Okay, okay. Well, what quacks we said he'd be here soon
Many times soon. Have you ever been a lawyer?
Yes, okay, I told you I told you I've been a proper a pirate a poet upon and a king
You okay that never says lawyer
Yeah, but I've been everything. Okay. Yeah, I guess I should have I should know yes
Think about it, man. Okay. I have like a big case coming up and do you have any advice on being a lawyer?
Are you a lawyer? Yeah, I'm gonna be a lawyer for Tubbo. I think
Okay, you need to grab a sad tick tock my friend a sad tick tock. Okay. Yes. It worked to me
Back in the 80s
Okay, so I just younger. I just show the jury a sad tick tock and about Tubbo
Yes, it worked for me. It worked for Roger. So okay and work for you. Okay. I'll consider that
Yes, and then it'll people will get sad. They'll get sad win and then I'll win
Yes, okay. Okay. Thank you. That's that is great advice. Um, I'm sorry my friend
I'm sorry anything quacks Lee is actually at his big statue
Maybe that that's a big statue. Yeah, like you know put the boat put the boat
So yeah, maybe we go to the statue it that's his house. Where's the boat?
Where's the boat? I'll make another one make another boat thing is downstairs
Uh, it's all good. It's all good. I always have more boats prepared. Okay. Oh,
Shit, you're yeah, you're always yeah, I am I am
Does he does he have a
Does he have a maybe stuff gonna spawn I don't know if he has a
Does he have a waypoint? They would know it's called
We don't know where's this guy live? I
Don't know yet. Okay. Oh perfect
Hey, I don't oh, I don't think he's here either
No, it's his house this yeah, he lives in there. Why why?
Necocentric he's just really full of himself
Um
Okay, maybe maybe he'll be here any second like careful what if this can be a mine? Oh
Oh
Okay, wait, maybe you can die my friend be careful. Oh
Okay, yeah, same same for you as well. I'd be really sad if you died all the time
No worries. I was on the World War two and World War one. Oh, both. Wow. That's why I'm giving you this advice
and you're still kicking you're still going yes yes thank you um for your service hey yes it was
a pleasure it wasn't it wasn't it really wasn't my hand is by titanium you know it's a titanium hand
oh oh you lost your you lost your hand yes that's wise oh wow yeah i felt that you know what that
Makes a lot of sense. I was wondering why I just felt like cold metal every time you punch. Yes. Yes, my friend
That explains a lot. There's no quackity here. There's no quackity
But quackity is the quackity is so small. Quackity. Yeah, no, he's like way smaller than this
Yes, I don't know why he's like a minion. He's probably compensating
Yeah
But a big pee pee big pee yeah, yeah, watch the people knows polacos polacos
With the police. Oh, okay
All these people I mean we could you still want to murder him
More or less
Am I getting lazy yeah, no it feels like a lot of work at this point
Yeah, like the knife the knife got to have a good night the mines
explosions and then worry the body very the body that's that's very considerate of you. Yeah
Okay, wait speaking of murdering and and bearing the body
Okay, I have I have another question and maybe your experience will help
so
Let's say I got kidnapped
Okay, and then they put me in a test tube and melted me with lava to get my DNA to
create a really delicious chicken recipe. That's so normal every single day I've had that case, yes.
That is not normal. That is not normal. Man. Maybe back in the days. Oh wow. Back in the 80s it happened a lot.
Oh, oh, okay. You want to know? Well, so let's say I think I know who did it. Okay. I have a couple suspects
How should I go about getting revenge?
You want revenge? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Then you need to kill all his family and then the sons
Okay, so just all about just any loved ones just just cut them down
Just kill everyone, every single family, and the dog, the dog too.
And the dog.
I've already gotten a dog killed.
I don't know if I can do it again.
Okay.
Yeah.
If the person a dog, another dog, just kill the dog.
Okay.
Okay.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Just keep killing their dog every time they get a new one.
Just.
Every single time.
Okay.
What what if they're like John Wick though like should I be careful about that no no
They are gonna cry why why why am I drunk?
You're just gonna be where where where your dog stuff crying
Okay, yeah, I'll just you melted me into a what is it chicken? Yeah, I'm gonna get yeah basically
Yes, it's chicken hamburger nugget
it. So then you're gonna say you mad bro. Okay, so kill their family and their dog over
and over and then send them letters saying you mad bro.
Ha ha ha.
La mal.
La mal. Oh sorry, I forgot the La mal.
La mal.
La mal.
And then you reproduce this. And then if they get very mad, you put this.
Okay.
Okay, I didn't realize you were you were so experienced with the rage baiting. I'm them. I'm the master Lord Skeletical monster rage better
100 the level 100 final boss prestige. Yes, prestige
Prestige Wow, remember that. Wow. There's okay. Yeah, I was wrong. Okay. You can't die yet
There's still there's still so much. I need to learn from you. Yes. Yes, you need to understand a lot of things my friend
Yeah, I am
What it was what is graph change you were to take a bribe how much diamonds would that be?
Maybe like
10,000 maybe 10,000
Okay, my friend always remember. Yeah, I am a little bit of loneliness. Oh a little bit of this
part. I'm full of complaints, but I can have the fact that everyone can see the scars. I am.
I don't remember the lyrics. I'll never I'll never forget that. Okay. It'll be forever in my
heart for at least like two more minutes I am I am okay yeah I am I am I am I am
why are we waiting here like oh yeah dude I want to feel cocky oh now you're
inspired again okay yes um pirate here we'll try going to the you know I make
another boat where does my wood keep going alright just I guess I just keep
leaving the boat behind.
Um, here we go.
Doesn't make a note. Look.
Oh! Oh!
Oh wow, you just... you just killed the squid.
Okay. He's dead.
Okay, good work. Okay, you're ready.
You've got blood on your hand.
There's that note right now. Goodbye.
Okay, now we're gonna go to the...
Here?
Okay.
Wait.
Oh, perfect.
Uh, this is the Polis Cave.
Polis Cave?
Yeah.
What the fuck is going on?
Listen, there's a lot you still haven't learned.
This way.
Yes, this is a very strange place.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Dude, I don't think they're here.
No.
Whoa, that statue's cool with that little knight up there.
Yes.
What the fuck?
I think
Oh, I need to do I I don't know I forget what it says
And if you send graph
Dude, I think he knows we're trying to murder him. He has been one step ahead of us this whole time
Luke Thomas a train to true
nice graph
I'm joking. I'm sorry. No, no, it was a great joke. I love I'm legally blind. I'm literally legally blind
Oh that I would explain a lot
Actually
But no worries dude, I don't know where he's at. I think I don't know if he's here
I
Think what it is like? What if we use a train? Okay? Yeah, we just hop on the train use the train. Okay. Yeah
I know how to use trains. Okay. Yeah was younger you were a
Oh, I'm controlling the train. Oh here hop in the chair. Oh
Okay, perfect. Yeah, good things have happened. Yeah. Yeah, look at me. Take us away
You see you see my head is like going in a bicycle. You see my oh you still got it
You're doing so good. It's just I got it. I got it on the tracks
It's like a muscle memory, you see yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, and I was and I was
You you see Miss Universe yes Miss Universe I was so beautiful. Oh
athletic and so
Yes, I was I got these big muscles. Okay. Oh, what the fuck what? Oh, no. Oh, no
What have you done? I think you knew you're doing
Oh nice
The train's gonna run out the train's gonna run out soon. What are you gonna do? We're about to go in the water
We're gonna crash. We're gonna crash. Oh, oh
We are okay. You see that wasn't really smooth like a bicycle. Yeah like a bicycle. Yeah, no worries. Okay. Where are we?
I don't know where oh
Oh, well, there's quackity. We didn't really we're kind of just back where we started
Okay, okay, we haven't gotten anywhere
But we are we okay, I don't know where we are we uh, we're at oh, okay
This is called the regime. This is the this is the Royer Tower. It's the Royer Tower
my grandson's tower
Yeah, no, I see that was very nice of them or nice of him to build the tower
Oh, yeah, he's he's a genius man, dude. I thought Royair was like terrible at building. I didn't think he
Is great. No, like he's like a he's very
Pendejo, so I didn't know
Royair yeah, dude. He's like I want you. It's really stupid. He wants you
I want you, regime. I want you, don't.
No, no, you're reading it in the wrong order. I want you, evil. I want you, evil.
I'm evil. Yeah, you're evil, so this is talking about you.
And then for the regime, don't apply now, but then later.
but later so fly later apply later alligator what is this the regime oh the regime the the
are the famous regime this is the famous regime you've heard probably so much about
yes they how do you say elementary regime how do you say elementary regime no in
In Spanish it's like that, I don't know how to say it like...
Reg... Regim... Regim... Regim... Regiming?
I don't know, my friend.
Wait, what are you trying to say?
Regimen alimenticio.
Oh! Regim... Regiming? Reg...
Oh, like a diet!
Yeah, something like that.
Oh, yeah dude, this place is all about staying active,
getting fit, getting ginormous muscles and...
and big gulo.
they have big cooler and big muscles yeah yeah dude I don't think so no no no
trust me just I've seen it have you ever I don't think so I don't think so you
need to see to believe what the fuck this is cool fuck is this it's like a
secret laboratory we don't know these what don't oh no you've done it oh now
you've done it oh no oh no wait what if I get a little xp okay wait I just I just
get a little bit of xp this is really helpful actually
Wait, this could be really important.
Like sense I'm here.
Okay, that should be good.
I don't need to get max XP right now, I'm probably going to die anyways.
Well, no, I can see you were scared, yeah, no, you ran
really quickly and I try to clean up the mess um it's your fault no it's not my
fault you pressed the button you just press the button with dementia and you
are letting me to be crazy okay okay you know what I apologize I should
have I should have taken better care you know what my bad and I'll just say
sorry I'll say sorry and now we'll just nope see now you're being mean now
you're being me I already said sorry what I already said sorry mean yes what
do you mean you mean do you mean no no please don't die I'm not dying I'm gonna
die okay you're just gonna have to give up your your dream you're gonna need a
second what's your second favorite dream because quackity he knows he's
avoiding you why there's like an alarm okay my next dream is to turn off that
alarm what is going on I don't hear it I think you're crazy okay no no it's she
look oh if I did guess probably I don't think we'll be able to why um because
the um it's um what's it called there's like a indestructible it's
indestructible yeah very mommies very very mommies no no we just have to run
we just have to run there's nothing we can do this place is a lost cause no
No, you're gonna get through this. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay. No, it's no no. It's gonna be okay
Is that a beacon over there?
Beacon. Oh, yes. I haven't what is that is how they have a beacon. I don't know wait. Is that also where we started?
We're actually that's we're going back to where we
That's where we the train was it was like over there
are we really like we're going back we're very yeah we have been just going
actually in circles you kind of sound like him yes I am you are you are post
Malone
Post Malone rare post Malone year
Oh
Why why do you have a weekend? I don't know that that's a good question. Oh
Maybe that's where the secret lab is okay. Remember how I said the chicken DNA remember
Okay, I was yeah, I haven't been able to find where their laboratory is. It's been a big mission of mine
Okay, but you have enemies or why they kidnapped you I don't know I've also been trying to figure that out
I think let's keep walking. I think they know I'm delicious
So they kidnapped me to make better you are. Yeah, no definitely why they want to
Why they want to make you a chicken?
Um, I don't maybe to help their business because like they're because they run the KFC. I think oh
Oh, that's actually intelligent my friend. Thank you. Thank you. I had a feeling you
Yeah, who wants a delicious chicken the kfc owners exactly
That's true. You are out of rain stain. Yes
Um, yeah, but now I just need to somehow prove it. I think if I can find their laboratory
I can and find yeah, and the things yeah, like your blood and my blood
Yes, okay, that's exactly look where we were
Maybe maybe we just look around there I haven't
But you think the kids the owners have like a laboratory here listen if they're willing to like kidnap
people who knows like what kind of like strategy and like
hideings they have but okay which which which people are the
okay owners okay do you know them so the two owners of the
can't see our two owners are Katie and Mike Katie Mike yeah
and also do you know another reason why I think it's Mike
why what do you what do you think Mike's favorite color is green exactly and the test tube I was in
was green yeah yeah doesn't you are Albert Einstein yeah yeah you are actually Albert Einstein
thank you and Einstein I am Albert Mr Albert and Mr Einstein you are John Einstein John
Einstein. Okay, but the problem is though, when I did get kidnapped, they were invisible.
There were two invisible people with masks and voice changers. So I can't change. Yeah,
they had like, they're like, they're like distorted. But okay, I don't know for sure
who it is. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know where Mike lives? Yes, I do. Should we go there
Maybe the laboratory is down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. You can help me find it. Yeah. Yeah, let's look around. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah screw crackety. Um, okay. Okay. It's called
Here
Was he in the boat? Oh perfect. Okay. Hello
So
But also look like Mike is clearly smart enough to have a lab. He knows how to make machines
Do you see like there's like a black thing here like a black hole? Oh, that's uh,
um, too bio
But no no here in the sky. Oh
No, you know, you don't see like a black hole here the faces
No man, I think you can see anything
I think the age is coming up with it
Okay, if there's anybody that can help me it might just be him
Oh no no no I don't know what happened
I don't know what happened now
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay. Okay. All right, let's find this sickos laboratory
It could just be like anything is here it could be like you look at all this machine
Maybe it's attached to his lab or there could be an elevator
Mike is very good at machines. Yes. Yeah. That's another clue. Oh
Oh
elevator elevator
Okay elevator, okay great work
Okay, and now you press the button. Okay?
Yeah, this is not a laboratory
It's a really beautiful garden
Yeah, it's very beautiful very beautiful
Maybe this guy is Albert Einstein
Okay, think about it. You want to hide a secret laboratory where you hide it inside here
Maybe an elevator. There's got to be an elevator somewhere.
You think? Maybe?
Or, I don't know.
What about if we investigate here, like, maybe there's another place, more obvious, maybe like a house.
Like all the laboratories, they need like a house, you know?
Right, okay. Like some of the masks.
Like an old house and oh
You think she knows oh, hello, we were just on visiting
Yeah
Your warning what what no no
No!
There's a picture of you, don't worry!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No!
No, no!
I'm gonna die!
No!
No, no!
You're not gonna die!
Let's see!
No, thank you, my friend!
Goodbye!
Goodbye!
Goodbye!
Goodbye!
Yes, yes!
Bye bye!
No, but come back!
I was a monkey!
This?
I have a monkey!
Let me...
hey how are we gonna what if the laboratory's in there I hate the ghost well
what if she's just lying she's just talking about that go so that we don't
check the ghost right there man I'm gonna die look what okay so your two
biggest fears are volcanoes and ghosts that's yes okay well right to ghost listen
What are the odds okay? They might have cameras here, and she's like helping and she saw we were snooping around
Well, she left okay now we can quickly go really quickly go okay? Okay? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, there's no ghost. There's no ghost
It's all yeah. Yeah, just bark at the ghost if there's any ghost is
Really quickly okay?
Okay, look around really quickly for elevators a lever a staircase right now my friend
No, no, don't be afraid.
It's really nice.
It's really nice.
It's really nice.
It's, you know, look, look, look.
Every painting has a secret door behind it.
Oh, actually, you're right.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm sure. Oh, uh,
uh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm a ghost. I'm a ghost. I'm a ghost. I'm a ghost. I'm a friend's ghost. Oh,
Okay
No, we're good. We're good. You don't need to
Okay, I don't I don't know we're supposed to be here
Now it's your fault man. No, it's not my fault. Nothing's my fault. I'm also I don't care if I go to jail
You know, no, we're not gonna go to jail. You're not gonna go to jail because we're very young
No, no, no, we're gonna be just fine. No one's going to jail. Okay, um
Okay, I don't know about this door
Something they have to have something
Okay
Well, I wanted to invite my famous friends.
Oh
Okay, follow me, follow me, follow me, okay, we're gonna dig, no, this way, oh no, oh no,
this way, this way, really quickly, okay, okay, okay, um, place blocks, place blocks,
okay, okay.
But why are you running away?
But why?
But please!
But, but...
But I don't understand what I was doing to you!
But you don't want to be friends with me?
But...
But...
But...
But...
But...
But...
But...
But...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's your problem?
Where are you?
Where?
Where are you?
Oh
We go oh no, I'm no clue is
Well
Oh
Yeah, yeah, oh
That was really close. That was pretty close. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Where's my boat, I don't know if the boat is I'll make a new boat a new boat
Oh, it's okay. Okay. We're just gonna whoa. Okay. No, we're okay. Okay. Just get in the boat
Just get in the boat. Okay right here. Okay. I'm doing it. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying
Okay
Okay
Okay, that was close that was close we remember all our faces no no they won't know they won't
No, there's no way. Okay. What if we quickly go and visit there big hello. We just got here
Yes, yeah, maybe
Yeah, she doesn't remember. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. We'll just say hey. We're just now visiting here. Okay
It's you, it's my first time, yes.
It's your first time, yes.
Oh, I just crashed.
Oh, there I go.
Let me, here we go.
Now I just gave it finally some more memory to work with,
so maybe it'll be better now.
Here we go.
Don't worry, we're going to be just fine. We're going to get through this.
Bye. We're going to be good? We're going to be good.
Okay. What's our alibi? We just are visiting. We heard you have cookies.
Okay, my game almost crashed, but we made it.
It almost did.
Uh.
Uh.
Come to the house? Which house? Come house? Like, do you think back to the other house?
No. Oh! Oh! Oh, hello! Oh, wow! Oh, hello!
Actually actually
Presley I need to talk to you in a second, but first I'm gonna talk to I'm with lawyer in private. Okay
Okay, wait no no no with with him with him not a not a lawyer with him
Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You want a little bit of intimacy? Okay. I will only it'll be cool. Oh, yeah
Bye-bye it was really nice
Visiting the...
The...
It was my first time.
Yeah, the first time.
Yeah, no, we...
We didn't.
Yeah, it was really cool doing that thing.
It was like a flashback.
Yeah, the first time seeing the...
Yes.
Okay.
Nice.
I don't know where Cracky went.
I...
I'm sorry. I think Quackity hates you and just
Yeah, he's got Pring. He hates me. It was close
Yeah, you didn't know she doesn't know okay, so she doesn't know no, okay, obviously, maybe
Obviously
She doesn't remember. No. No. Wow. It's been really lovely
grandpa
Visiting the
No, we didn't we were at the house
Double gangers it's really cool
It's a good thing we finally caught the clones
The clone wars yes, we saved the day
Yeah, those clones were just breaking into people's houses, but we killed them
Yes, so I think it worked today trying to steal things in yeah
Yeah, kill them we killed them and now no more clones
Well, maybe real people there could be more clones maybe so someone did see
Someone breaking into their house. They actually was probably the clone. Oh
Yeah, these my DNA to make clothes
Yes, you are right. Oh see I was right, but good thing though. We at least stopped those evil clones
Yes, yes, we did it work good people worth heroes
Yes, they see my little friend, okay
Um, you have a good day. Enjoy your time. What is happening? I don't I don't know. I he just keeps I don't I don't know
I'm sorry to think. Oh
Oh
Thank you. What?
Whoa, that was delicious. Um, oh
Uh, my my brain doesn't know any words
words. What? Um, so what did you want to do today? Oh, I don't know, like hang out.
Yeah. Maybe sleep. Maybe sleep. We, we should, um, yes, you know, I'm very old. I don't speak
French or a little bit. My friend, wait, why are you bringing up French? Why are you
bring up friends right now because it's a language and we are exchanging
languages and culture yeah yeah we're yeah but like we wouldn't break into a
French person's house though
Hello, yes, how do you say it bye, uh, adios
Oh, yeah, what?
Just me my friend say coffee
Yes, that's it. That's all I know
But that was perfect when I mean but luckily though
We don't we don't need to know French because we wouldn't break into a French person's house
No, so
We're all good. Yeah, we did it. It was the clones. Oh, and you will ask why do we know?
Yeah, oh right. The news. That's how we knew the clones. Yes. In these times, in the big 2026,
like the young man says, in the big 2026, you know, with the internet, the iPhones, and the
bones texting yeah it was like flago just yes yeah but we're all good now so
yeah very good so I'm gonna just walk up these stairs I'm gonna go with you my
friend oh okay yeah we're gonna work we're gonna work we're gonna work we're
gonna work we're gonna work gonna work we're working we're working so hard man
Hey what are you doing here? What are you doing here?
Je venais vous offrir des cookies.
Oh! Oh! Oh my bad, my bad, don't get angry, stop, stop, don't punch.
C'est bon, il y aura des cookies.
You've been ridiculous.
Merci, merci.
Je vous venais des cookies. Est-ce que je voulais devenir ami avec vous?
oh wow thank you that that's very kind um you know I don't like the cookies I'm
sorry about him you know no no you know I I am old and you know the glucose it
will kill me because I am diabetic
We were told that you liked the phrase, little dick?
Little dick, what?
I don't know, little dick.
No, little dick.
Ok, that's what you prefer.
No, I'm gonna die because of the glucose.
It's gonna level up, you know.
Oh.
I'm gonna die instantly.
I can't you have like how do you say stevia that kind of things without sugar for old men
I don't know
Thank you squishes squirrel for the prime
Stevia please
Oh
You love asparagus
Yeah, very tiny friend
Very tiny like a minion very little. Let's laugh at him
I need to have a private conversation with that will lawyer. Can I steal him from you?
Okay
Keep him safe though. He's very fragile
back safe. Okay, goodbye! Goodbye! Oh yeah. Yeah, just the two of us. Yeah! And I really
really like walking backwards.
Hmm.
Oh.
Tell me.
Really.
It would not have come to me.
No.
Oh.
By the way, I should probably tell you now that you're here, be careful.
There's clones of me and Grandpa Royer.
So if you see one at your house, it might have been that, oh my goodness.
What is that in my pocket, emeralds?
Okay, dude that was close that was close. I'm sorry to think she might suspect us
Yes.
Orgy doesn't care and just wants to eat my eyeballs, my little emerald eyeballs.
I don't know how I'm going to find this laboratory, but to be fair, if he has a secret laboratory
It could be anywhere like it that doesn't mean it to be at his house
Dang I
Do need to ask Juan again, maybe Juan will tell me now that we're friends like two days ago. I want a solid green lab
I'm just gonna quickly use up the rest the rest of this
Thank you for the gifted sub to, uh, Yummy Emeralds.
I am very much about a run out of, um, oh.
Hmm.
Dude, we checked the KSC, we checked around Mike's place, um, I don't know if like, Katie
has an actual house to look around.
Or it could just be in some stupid random hole.
You can make sand sound with black sand?
I don't know how effective it is though, like a 4 for 1 is kind of garbage, but um, yeah,
but yeah we do have more black sandstone.
But yeah, I don't think I'm gonna use it.
I might.
Or maybe.
But maybe I won't.
Building away.
Na na na na na na na na na.
Building away.
stopping because I love building building away
Boom bla-boom
Uh, yeah this might look good.
Get out of here, get out of here!
I said get out!
Ah, move it, move it.
Oh no.
I know I'm a leasy-mo.
I know I'm a leasy-mo.
I saw him figured out.
What is vengeance in my eyes?
No matter who did it, what would vengeance look like?
Do I just want to kill them?
Do I want to kidnap them?
Do I want emeralds? Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't even know what I want!
I already used up the black sand?
Ah-ha!
Um, turn them into chicken?
Yeah.
We get to own the game, see?
I don't want to own the game, see?
Um, why would I do that to myself?
Turn the minute, Calvamene.
No, I don't want his boat, I don't want to own anything.
Not a bad idea, but no, it's not what I desire.
A coffee machine?
That's a hit, that's a lie.
I just, I demand a coffee machine?
No.
I need to send a message.
Um, do you know what's time?
It's been time, okay?
Let's see, we're gonna go to the North Spruce Village, okay?
Really quickly, and then I'm gonna whip out the old compass again, and then we're
gonna type, uh, the words, why can't I type?
Why is my search bar-
Wait, where do I type? Hello?
I can't type. It's like the search bar is like messed up.
Do I have to scroll all the way down to V?
I'm looking for Volcano. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I hate everything. Okay
There is one 2,500 blocks away, but with gliding and this thing, I don't think it would take that long.
The place Fit recommended was Blackstone, so it's like a different...
Put it in my offhand. I don't even need to. Like, look, at the bottom it's kind of cool.
keeps track of like the direction so I just have to keep pointing it like about
this way
we're good ooh okay water water might be nice
we go we are gonna find we are gonna find
mhm. Oh my goodness. Okay, now there's no motorboats. No motorboats, just legs and broken dreams.
Okay, that was better.
Um, T minus, probably 2,000 blocks by the guest.
We'll check after I land.
We'll check after I land.
Dude, we're getting to the point.
with the ball oh man what do I do with the magma blocks I still know what to do
with the magma blocks build a railway and take the train to where or to what or
for what? What exactly am I doing with this plan?
I'll just throw some steak in there. Is that a, is that a bee guarded? Wait a
second. Wait a second. Oh no, what is this place? No, it's a village and a bee garden?
Oh no, it's not a bee place, it's just... to the volcano? Is it trained? Well, no, I'd
I'd have to set up a more complicated thing.
I'd have to like, build the train out.
We swim, we swim, where's my boat?
My boat is here.
That is a nice bridge, isn't it?
One day I hope to build a bridge.
Oh, wait, stop!
Waystone!
That's nice to have.
Waystone!
Talking about how that kidnaps you. Relay with the tubbo valve for the receipt.
They make, can turn them into...
Good night!
Sorry for angry.
Was graph angry?
Um, here we go, skirt.
Here we go.
Is this gonna, am I going the right way?
I wonder what causes the boat to do that.
Okay.
Here we go.
Wait, how far?
Okay.
We're like more than halfway there.
We're more than halfway there, everyone.
Buckle up, because then I can place this,
it better be a big volcano.
Why do I keep putting away,
like I keep putting away my boat
or putting away my grappling hook?
I actually know why I'm doing it.
I feel like I typically like to have like one free hand.
But in doing so, I'm just slowing down my process.
Come on. Oh, dude, I was supposed to take flight there and it denied me
Have we come across like a muddy area if I choose to place down some
So yeah, the two big questions we still have is um
What am I gonna how am I gonna incorporate magma if I do and how am I gonna incorporate possibly
dirt block mud mud blocks to make the salty sand a little more interesting
Oh, this is an interesting- like why- this is just like here and then there's nothing.
Uh, oh, I'm a little off-tracked.
Here we go.
Do I draw by chance?
Um, not really, like I don't draw very much.
It was like a period in time like six years ago or so I was interested in animating and
I would do some animations but um but very simple.
No, I wouldn't call myself an animator.
I'd done animation but I wouldn't call myself an animator.
Yeah, most of them would just be like one or two minute, like little League of Legends
cartoon looking skits kinda.
Okay, we're like 200 blocks away, or 250.
Professional animator.
Those emotes.
Yes, I guess I have drawn a few of the emotes in chat as well.
be um the sub badges oh that's a lot of lava I feel like this volcano has a lot
more lava bump bump bump okay I feel like ooh okay since I'm here I should
probably gather some more this I'm probably gonna need it
But yeah, very simple.
Honestly, I would say the most like I've ever really trained myself in drawing was when
I first got into animation, I was like, I didn't like look up how to do like fire.
I wanted to know how to animate fire, so I had to like practice and look that up.
Oh, and like an explosion.
I wanted to do like an explosion, and I was like, it's just kind of funny, like in theory
it like sounds like it would be simple, but I'm like, wait, how do I?
How do I make an explosion look like an explosion?
Um...
Okay, I need some of this.
I need a lot of this.
Uh-oh.
That's not good.
Okay, I'm just going to dig this really quickly.
Okay, no, no!
Okay, we're getting more sandstone.
Okay this is all sand, sand, sand, sand.
Okay, let me also put this fire away for now, I have some like random stuff that I just
do not need, it does not need to be in Mainendory. Alright, this is good though? Oh! Yes! Um, let
me place that way stone volcano 12 or 11 k blocks there we go
Okay.
Wait, was I placing dirt?
Oh, okay.
I was placing dirt over there too, I guess.
Oh, where?
Oh gosh, done it.
I almost bit a little gobby.
Okay, let's do this, I'm going to need more of this.
I will get a decent amount of black sandstone back when I start adding more of the basaltos.
me people dry phone
did I I might want some more tough to but we'll see okay oh and there's more
volcano over there a wolf all the black sandstone will need for the rest of our
lives.
Ceprosa!
Ceprosa!
Police.
Yes.
Police.
Good to see you.
Yes.
Hello.
Good morning.
Police, do you know what happened yesterday and today at Javka?
Okay, the Javka had a spinning sign and...
Oh, you know nothing.
Oh, oh, something happened.
We are at war with KFC, right?
Yesterday they exploded my business.
Windows were shuttered. Floor was destroyed.
And even my mechanism was destroyed.
No! The automatic condo machine!
I repaired it. I repaired it.
Oh, thank goodness. Okay.
Today I woke up. It was a homeless shelter.
With flies, with cobwebs, everything.
They trashed it.
They replaced it.
So I thought I'm gonna do something about it, you know?
Okay.
Please warp to spawn.
Okay, to spawn.
Where am I looking at you looking at you and don't look back
Don't go. Okay. Okay. Walking backwards. I'm walking backwards. Straight line straight line. Yeah. Yeah
Hit a little moonlight. I repaired my job. Okay, you know, yeah, but there is one rule. Do not mess with fun
Panjas do not mess with them and grab
Thought about a little revenge. Okay. Okay
Okay, okay, you know it's a job cover to KFC right? Yeah job covers KFC
So you have to turn because there is a newspaper. Okay? Yeah, I'm turning. I'm turning. No, no, no
I know my way my way. Yeah, jump jump. Yeah, go back. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. What if there is no more KFC turn around?
No, it's a McDonald's
There we go. There we go.
You made quick work.
Yeah.
You made and changed the art.
Yeah, MacCatey's.
MacCatey's.
Enter the new restaurant.
Whoa.
Changed the inside.
Oh, they've got working machines.
They have actual French fries here.
Whoa.
I can't tell I can't tell if you made this place better or worse
You may have done them a favor
Yeah, you might have boosted their business
Wow
So we made a little event, you know?
Yeah, babe, that's awesome! I bet you did that quick!
The prank is actually too good!
It is not even the prank anymore, you know?
No, you just...
They trashed your place, you said,
you know what, we're gonna renovate and make your place look nicer.
Folis, I will tell you something.
Yeah, yeah.
They exploded my zavka and I did something similar.
Oh!
There is a surprise for them.
A surprise?
Somewhere.
Yes, a surprise.
And they will be fixing it, there will be a surprise.
And look, there's even a poster.
Poster, a strong Poland starts with a hot dog.
And the hot dog machine actually works now.
It is a lot of ingredients.
Oh, more ingredients.
Ain't got it.
Yeah, ain't got it.
And you can place an order.
Yes.
Wow.
It will make an out of it.
Right now?
Right now?
Right now?
Oh, I would love one.
Oh come on now extra hot dog, please
And you know what you will be eating my friend Rafa your friend
Who yep?
My friend Rafa raffle. This is the chicken. So basically from one chicken. I can to make two breasts one
I made for myself and now
Chicken dog. Oh wait, it's coming. It's coming. It matches my eyes. Yes. Oh, oh, it's wonderful.
Oh, this is fantastic. Wow you can take how much you want and then endless endless hot dogs for life
Oh
Oh, Kukorichos typing in chat
What has never done that before?
What welcome work to QSMP to oh
Interesting oh
What I don't I don't know. Oh, yeah, we have to leave a via you know. Oh
We sleep we sleep basically the McDonald's is here
Yeah, no, dude, that's that's credible like it's it this like I feel like spawned overnight basically
Yep a seamless change
Yep, okay
You please I have to go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Take care. Goodbye
Hi dog!
Skirt!
Welcome to- welcome- he misspelled it too.
What is happening?
Umm...
Hmm.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Hmm.
Oh yeah, maybe a little photo for the news.
Skeleton, please don't hit me.
I really don't want to deal with this.
I- please just don't...
Ah.
There's my camera.
I'm gonna go get it.
I'm gonna go get it.
Oh, there's my camera.
Oh, that's perfect! I like how that lines up.
Very excellent.
Put that there.
Oh boy, watch out.
Watch out!
Quick little xp. Quick little xp farm.
Oh yeah, we're farming. We're farming.
So many creepers.
We fix, we fix.
I am a caretaker of the land, of course.
Here we go.
Every grass that breaks, I will fill it back in too full.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's like, it's like roughly the same.
No one will even know the difference, like it blends in seamlessly really.
If anything, I'm texturing. I'm texturing the land. You're welcome.
I took an arrow to the ankle.
Dude, wait, actually. What if I could get a little XP here?
Does one zombie equal one silverfish? Does that make sense?
sense? Are they equal to each other? Like, I've never thought about it really, like
do different mobs have different XP? So like, if I kill a zombie, it doesn't get the same
My experience is one silverfish.
What's confusing?
Maybe I worded it weirdly?
Where is the confusion?
I've done all I could.
Interesting.
And uh...
We're good. We're good. We're good.
We're good. I'm gonna eat this in a second
Katie provadziła pociąg a ja byłem tylko
My friend
Osobo stura sprawdzała bilety
To że Cie przejechała, to jest tylko i wyłącznie Jelwina
Pols...
Okay
actually apparently different to pay on the mob category what do you mean the
mob category the old the old switcheroo the oldest trick in the book a tail is
oldest time. They're the exact same. Baby zombies drop more XP. Maybe because of
Baby's life is so precious
That makes sense
That adds up
There's high value mobs like blazes even bosses like wardens, okay, and that makes sense like so I would assume you know
Do I need the regular mobs give more so say like is a cow worth more than a chicken?
I miss my mouth completely. I miss my mouth so much and just spilled
Like I wasn't even close
Um, how do I say motivated um, I think I think a big thing is I just still have fun with it really
It's like when I'm streaming I'm not like always thinking like oh, I'm gonna try to stream for eight hours today
It's just kind of it's kind of do it
I also like gaming I've been a I've been a gamer basically since out the womb
Ronald thank you for the sound my dream coffee sort of when he actually goes my mouth
I shall have another bite.
I feel like a stone is your right here.
I feel like this side right here looks naked and rocked.
I don't know what, did something?
No.
Somebody exploded it.
Fuck.
That is the fear I have.
When you do terraforming like this, there's a chance things like that happen.
It is inevitable in a cruel part of this world.
Oh, no, no, I don't think it was a landmine.
I think odds are I feel like based off here, someone floated into land and then maybe climbed
here and then a creeper.
Holy hell!
I feel like this is just such a massive explosion.
Why did it...
Um...
Why was it so aggressive?
Um, okay.
Um...
It was like, blip all day.
I don't, I think I just scared myself into hearing a creeper that doesn't exist.
Sounds like the next biggest Minecraft video.
Okay, and then maybe I'll just do like a little, uh, yeah.
Um, okay, I think we have made a full recovery.
I don't know exactly what it looked like before, but I'm sure it looked something
like this. Um, I got dashi, thank you. Yeah, no, I think I inevitably do... next time
it's night, okay, I'll just start placing torches. How about that? Um, well I don't
I don't want to do that yet though, because I still might be replacing some of the ground.
But I guess I can always place the torch back.
And also what am I going to do with the magma blocks?
I didn't figure that out either.
Oh.
Tell his old abster
Who is it baby?
Born a little scared
Um
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Um, I don't know if those are the lyrics, but in the moment it felt right
Okay
Oh, you guys already know what's going to happen here.
You already know it's going to get pointy.
Yolink!
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, that's a good point right there.
Oh, hail the point!
Oh, hail the point!
Uh...
Oh, there, the point!
Oh, and a point!
You know what?
I might even just do another little point here just for fun, because I don't like this flat
space being created.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Running out of blocks.
Yup!
We did it again!
We've done it again!
Every time they count us out, they say no way he can make another pointy rock.
And yet I do.
And yet I do.
Time and time again.
Okay, let's keep it going!
Keep it going!
Okay, oh, yeah, listen, every single time we place a block, we are closer to freedom.
We are closer to having peace and no longer having to just live the life of just placing
rocks I don't I want more in life you know I'm more than just a bolder place
sir I know I can be more yeah like all these flat parts right I feel like it'd
good for me to make it pointier. Just so it's not as flat, you know, it's supposed to be
a pointy land.
What if we just do like that?
And then nothing more!
I'm on my way out of my way nerds.
You know it might make a little sense if there's like a few like little outer patches
like here? Why not? They're just my bee, I do declare.
I'm missing?
I feel like I am working on something.
in double time right now um oh yeah yeah you know I think it's really telling
about society that the need always to have stimulus in music and we can't ever just you
know appreciate our own inner thoughts anymore but by all means though please do not turn
off stream and keep listening. But that's like different. That's like a whole different
I think we can have a little more fun with this rock right here.
Hell yeah.
Those are writing words for someone whose profession is to be background noise gigger.
I-I consider myself, if anything, like, like, front noise, really, I-I wouldn't wanna just-I-I really, I'd wanna hear every word that's said.
So, you should, uh, check yourself.
Um...
Just a little chance, don't say the least.
Okay.
Okay, fine dude.
Fine dude, I'll play music, is that what you want?
But if-
I put on your stream while playing Pocopia, sir.
Um...
Well, like, I think you're just wording it a little weirdly.
What you're really trying to say is...
You, uh...
You put on Pocopia while listening to the stream.
Really.
If we're really gonna deep dive...
Can you believe it?
I wonder if it would look better if there's like a little connection actually.
It might.
Yeah.
The torches?
Torch time. You guys are so focused on the... unlike... like the dumb stuff.
Okay, fine, dude. I'll start placing torches
And then we'll we'll just keep placing blocks as we go
If we're strategic about it we can place a lot of these torches like on the rock
Can I please get a torch on the rocks?
Oh man, I don't want to look at that, that was too much.
I can seed, I can seed, I'll place torches.
That one creeper explosion is now already enough to ruin my day.
Glows on our black carpet?
I could do that.
Um...
Yeah, I could maybe...
I could consider.
See this is why I don't want to go too crazy.
I'll just put torture on this side because I know this is where the people come from.
Wow, this place is so much brighter.
But I don't want to do all this yet because I'm probably going to break a decent amount
of blocks in.
Maybe I'll just start doing that now.
Oh no.
Um.
Again.
Okay
Okay, um
This trash shall kill no one
I'm gonna blow up
Dude, I don't I don't have the same aura the sleeping aura I
Get ignored every time I try I wanted I'm gonna drown myself
I
Think that's what I'm gonna do cuz I don't know what else I should do
good idea what no it's not a good idea that was a terrible idea I propose
Okay, we're just gonna start this process.
I don't like how straight this line is, actually.
Did that bother anyone else?
How it was like...
Just like, you know, like, I don't think it was the worst thing in the world.
Don't get me wrong.
But I don't think it was the best thing in the world either.
Yep.
Yep, yep, that'll do.
Um...
Okay.
So this is the most tedious part of the job.
The part that really, at the end of the day, will make me wanna tear my eyeballs out.
In which, uh, I could never see again.
Like Roya's grandfather.
That's a little callback from earlier.
Dude, oh my goodness, this is crazy.
I'm really happy though, like, mobs aren't attacking me right now.
Now I can just, I'm just gonna build it in peace.
But yeah, with this decoration though, it will be nice.
You'll see the rock will really start to just come to life a bit more.
So there are, there's good, there's good to be had from all this.
But it is just a painful process of terrible proportions.
And just constantly going up and down sideways and then reconnecting some dots.
Yep, and then you know it just has to do like one of these
Super subtle super chill
Oh, yeah, and then we might even get a little crazy here and do like a really small connection here
Huh
Yeah, no no these next couple days with Juan gone means there will be less meetings
So if there is ever a time to build
It would be now
It would be now
Um.
Um.
Um.
Um.
Bum bum bum.
No.
I will admit, I'll have to come up with new dumb reasons, though, to procrastinate building.
The office meetings could be handy sometimes.
Oh, yeah, I guess I am a lawyer now.
Well, maybe.
Unless all of a sudden I'm told there's too much conflict of interest.
Though I didn't really I didn't really consider um
I don't grease I like too much of a North member. I like I never even like really saw her, but maybe she is a part of the north
Maybe I'm behind on the times
Yeah, that's right.
Though actually at this point, I should just, you know, this is not me.
I should just assume someone lives at the north until they're otherwise.
Yeah, that's probably the better.
The easier policy to live by.
Okay look we're sneaking around we are making more connections excellent
Man, I wonder if I can try to, it's like tough to do like the black sandstone and these rocks
though and the basalt at the same time.
But maybe I should do the basalt for, no, but that's tough to like do these little
lines with all the dirt so that I don't know. I don't know what's the efficient way to do this.
please I have a fear oh no okay remember how like a few nights ago I was on for
like a couple few hours like it was just it was like this this is what life was
like that night just constantly trying to find ways to snake this around
yeah oh yeah it's too much you're telling me you're telling me
Um, golly, uh, like how, it just sounds like a, like a Google question.
I'm about to bring a goat home.
Here we go.
Okay.
It's slowly but so surely coming together.
And we just have to keep placing blocks.
Oh, thank you, you're QEJ'd.
You know, right here maybe could use a little, a little stonework maybe.
Am I crazy?
I heard a creeper.
I- I- I heard it. You all heard that, right?
It was like, tss.
You guys have to believe me.
You have to believe me!
Oh, I heard it.
Um...
Okay, yeah, that can do something like that and then, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Look at how basalt-y it is becoming.
Look at the beautiful basalt taking over the land.
Hello.
Oh.
Oh, thank you for all my turn.
Um, thank you, Reggie.
I hope you took good care of grandfather Royer.
Abuelo, Abuelo, yeah, Abuelo, yeah, I don't know how to say it.
Well, yeah.
Hello? Hello?
Hope you had a good stream.
Today I've been a bit busy.
I'll probably be Tubbo's player.
I'm trying to work on a revenge plan for those that kidnapped me and took my DNA and I'm
trying to finish this ridiculous build.
I didn't mean to do so much.
Hello everyone.
But yeah, we've been placing the blocks, we're putting in the work, still got so many more
blocks to probably place.
It's quite a hassle.
Let me try the old shader look again.
There's still details I'm trying to figure out, for example, I'm thinking of maybe adding
some mud brick here to just kind of give it a little extra spice.
Maybe some bloke de magma around this.
But yeah.
Really though, I think the thing I should say out loud and, you know, I truly am thankful every time.
I think, you know, I just don't have any more left in the tank I want to give up on the build.
I can look at the quackity in the distance and know I shouldn't give up
That there's still hope
Yeah, dude, I literally just have to I just have to stare at his ass every time working at the dragon
And now he's just like always in the background like every time I look at my
Jagged and he's just he's just over there every I don't know how to not look at him
Okay, I need a drip check. Okay. It's just like here. It's just in the middle below the square
uh disable there that would be nicer i don't like the waypoint
um sculpt him some cheeks i could consider i could consider adding some adding some cheeks
Muscular.
Just to, yeah.
Oh yeah, I was going to try shaders right now.
I'll just do it, just to look, but it might be a little...
It's going to be a little dark scale.
Thank goodness we have the torches though.
This looks pretty cool.
Yeah, we need some more light.
Like I said, just try to figure out everything you can do.
Yeah, from this side it's looking like a lot more done.
but then like the other side of the dragon needs a lot of work.
Well, like I said, if I place magma,
I just don't want like these magma streaks everywhere.
It'd be really busy,
so I have to be careful with how much magma I place.
But yeah, look at all this work.
Like I have all this and it takes forever.
The torches do actually like help it, low key.
There's our beautiful dragon.
We had this dusty little platform not so long ago.
Yes, yes.
I'm gonna fall.
I'm gonna fall. I'm gonna fall.
Put lava. Well, that's another thing. Yeah, I don't know. Those actually details I'll figure out
after I build a lot more of the area cuz I just I don't know how I want that to look
unfortunately, I wish I need the answer.
But alas, I do not. It is so dark. Wait, I can't see.
There.
It's still really dark but I can see a little better.
Yeah, it's like a three step process right now with these rock mountains.
Like I have to first lay down the sandstone.
Eee, eroded, basalt, eee.
No, I don't know what eroded but salt would be in Spanish. It rose to yon though
and
Then
I'm sweating I'm sweating
But it's fine we just have to be brave
We just have to be brave
Look, this is the simplest part right here.
You see a dirt, we cover the dirt.
This is our life.
They talk about when to travel, but the statue for it?
No.
No, I can't work on anything else.
I can't just build it on a statue.
I still haven't even finished my starter house.
I'm still working on my starter home.
These things take so much time.
My humble starter house, yes, indeed.
Here we go, wet in doubt.
We add another point.
Just to make the place a little more dynamic.
Yes.
The May doesn't need to be that pointy.
Please free me.
Don't look at me.
Just let me place blocks
Here we go hello hello first time chatties
Dude I swear I keep hearing creepers. I might be paranoid
Okay, okay, I'll just I'll deal with it. I'll do it
Okay, inner peace inner peace. That's what it's all about here. Oh
That bothers me that bothers me. I don't like oh it's an arrow. Okay. I thought it was grass
I feel like this area is maybe a little bit more like...
Man, I hope fit doesn't go bald again.
The second round of baldness is never...
is never good.
Please, not now.
Okay.
I cannot see.
And making it black just makes it really tough.
It just becomes a void.
Um.
Sleep?
Oh, there's only three of us!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah, I'll just sleep!
Yeah! Yeah, I'll just sleep! Who's gonna stop me?
Okay.
I decided I didn't like that
Oh, and then we just got to do a little snake right here.
Ooh, ooh, watch out!
See, come on, work with me.
See a block, place a block.
It's gonna be the only way we ever get done.
Every time we see a block, we just need to place a block.
It's the formula that has worked time and time again.
It is what the cavemen did.
It is what they did in the medieval ages.
It's literally what Michelangelo did
when painting the Sistine Chapel.
We are no different than Michelangelo,
except we're more humble.
Where's my blocks?
Um.
Okay, this is good.
Where'd the music go?
How long has there not been music?
I think I've been too locked in, I could not tell you.
No... mommies.
More blocks being placed, more blocks being placed.
Watch out.
Um...
Pew!
Duh, duh, duh!
Oh, yeah, keep it going and keep it going.
What a lovely little tune.
And every time we replace a block, we get a whole new block to continue our empire of
blocks.
I could have swore I did this why don't this stop us all to listen
Oh, Haki!
I'm sad.
Here we go.
We'll just...
Oh yeah.
I'm like whiffing.
I'm whiffing.
I'm whiffing!
Come on!
Come on, just work with me, do not be complicated.
And I won't get complicated, okay?
Do you think I could hire someone just to place rocks?
Well, what do you think would be good at placing rocks?
Hmm
Dude, I don't know how the schematic would work it say if I you start using the cannon I
Don't know how it would function with like this land already
Um...
Oh yeah.
STOPE! STOP ME!
Nothing will ever stop me...
From reaching my destiny and what is my destiny you ask a
very a very ashy land
The ashyest landscape of all
No.
Oh, come on, come on.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Have I started placing more, or was it always about like this length and amount?
I think I've started placing a little bit more than I was, but that's, you know, neither
here nor there.
I keep extending it.
I didn't mean to.
I'm telling you, it was all an accident.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I see a thank you for the raid, hello!
Oh wait um uh uh oh my goodness where does it go where do any of these go there's too
Betty is too many. Um...
No, control Z.
That didn't work. Not great. Uh...
Hold on. Wait.
Okay, we're almost there.
Almost there.
It doesn't have to be the exact same,
exact same but it would really make my mind happy if it was um okay what if uh okay what
if okay there
we're not thus okay three years strong we got there
Yes, hello. Hope you had a good stream. Um, I avoided you eating my eyeballs another day.
Um, currently I'm just working on this hunk of land. Um, I rise full as a huge whiner?
What?!
No- oh!
That's crazy that's how it's framed.
I'm just trying to be like relatable, you know?
Cause like, you know, everyone probably looks at me and they're like, wow!
He's- he's got it all.
Um...
And I'm here to show...
That it's not you.
I
Didn't you go
There's a mess
I'm like this this is and by far been the toughest part because this is just
Just plug and shug manual labor
Like, there's nothing pretty or romantic about this part of the bill.
This just, see a block, place a block.
We have no clue, I think, why Kukurucho is typing in chat.
I don't know if he was lonely.
I don't think we know.
Romantic?
Like, there's...
It's like a phrase.
Like, romantic.
like romanticized um nothing uh grand there's nothing um uh what are the words uh special
just see a block place a block
Just wait until I hit 67 months, you're all done for.
Okay, do you guys think, does anyone even come from this direction?
Am I just making rocks for the hell of it now?
Dude, if there was ever a time to use that cannon, it would maybe be now.
Well, no, no, no.
So over here, at some point, I think it's gonna get grassy.
Like maybe when it gets flatter again.
Like once it gets to here, I don't plan on covering this whole area, especially not
way over there.
So I see to figure out when the stopping point is.
That's kind of a tough fight.
When does it end?
I would love to know how many hours that place blocks.
Look at like the backside of this like this this class not even done you there
But we are we're definitely more than halfway done so like we can hip hip hooray to that
You these earlier start times are kind of crazy
Like I've already been six and a half hours it but it's only like 5 p.m. for me
What if I just place some torches?
That felt wrong.
That feels wrong to make the torch here and not here.
didn't feel right.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONSTER!
I'm just playing some torches for now until...
I wasn't first not placing any torches but then, like an hour ago, when I started
When I started working on this again, we saw someone probably ran to a creeper and like blew up a side of the cliff.
And of course, like, you know, there's no reason they would have the materials to fix it.
They would have to randomly have black sandstone, the salt, dried salt, and eroded basalt.
no one's gonna have that in their damn inventory for me it's yeah it's the
essentials I love the shark bad so much I was so much in the paid badge
unfortunately
I wonder if she ever got rid of that ghost.
Also magma is as bright as a torch so even if I do place a torch everywhere it still might
not really be um or if I place magma everywhere
oh
oh no oh no oh no
you came prepared
I don't know I don't know if I'm trying to make lava
The lava might be, like, very intense.
But some magma I think can be doable.
Or maybe I can just do like a little lava pool, like, in one of these random spots, maybe? I don't know.
Plays some torches so the creepers don't spawn.
Plays some torches so people don't blow up my shit.
Domino has wagon?
Ah no, not quite yet.
Not quite yet.
Close.
Close!
Very close!
There we go!
Okay, yeah, like I said, I'm probably, I'm not going to torch the whole island right now.
It's also about to be daytime, so it's gonna be, okay, I give up.
I'm gonna out of torches.
I hate being out of torches, though.
I love having torches.
I'm a- I'm a torch lover.
Throwing in the towel, excuse me.
Uh...
I've been pretty much calling it the kelp dragon.
Since it's where I'm gonna make kelp-ing.
See, guys, this is why I don't like the torches!
Look what they do from far away!
Not that it like is that big of a deal like it's not loaded in far, but it's
You do these like weird the luring blocks
Whoo
maybe a little screenshot for that
uh... here i'll put that in um...
philosophy
Oh, where is it? I'll put in the discord.
Where is...
Uhhh, at least dude, I have to scroll three times to find it.
Oh.
There you go.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
I should probably get rid of that cobblestone.
Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Um.
Are the plants on the inside?
I'll leave maybe like that part there for now.
Oh I guess I know what it's going to be but I don't know how I'm going to do it or what
blocks or anything.
Oh I got rid of the sign.
I didn't mean to do that, oh well.
There's no going back now.
Yeah this area needs extended more, it's so close.
Oh yeah this area needs to come down.
I'll just put this in there. Yes
Down our way
Just ignore the rest of the island I think we need to do a little more
Like, like I said, like what if we just, we just bust out the hills right here, and then
we, we, we call it home, you know, we just, well it's okay for a starter house I guess.
Thank you.
Completely optional.
I disagree.
I
Did say
Think about cool little luck though
Did you guys didn't think about cool little luck
to see a block plays a block guys it's the simplest thing ever chicken
Oh
Where's my salt at
Can you use a Lava... Lava? I can say, just fuck it. Just start dumping Lava everywhere.
Screw it, I've had enough. Good.
Look, the volcano interrupted! Oh no!
Um...
But
But I think the most important thing about this all is just enjoying the journey.
Yeah.
My grandpa used to tell me, you know, if you're ever building a volcanic land in Minecraft,
And you're having a miserable time doing it.
Why do it?
And those words really stuck with me for they were his last words actually on this earth.
true story
yeah and
sorry for your loss
thank you
um
Oh, I didn't place the block here that would be everyone make fun of me if they saw that block that place
Okay, we're just, like I said, we're just going to keep painting, okay?
We love painting.
remember is you know being younger or maybe even now you know you get a little
piece of paper you get your crayons and just start coloring okay it's a it's a
beautiful thing
yes we all love painting
Yeah, like do you guys see what I mean, I feel like building the the basalt like that would
be kind of messy. It would be like hard to keep up with it.
I'm coloring outside the line. Dude, I am the line!
Wait, that's kind of some aura.
Yeah.
That was like a really cool one-liner.
Um...
It's really dark
When it's nighttime with these shaders
Look at the difference. It's actual night and day. It's like now daytime again even at night
Yeah, I feel you'd be fun to kind of make a
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, this is sick
Wait, where's the block
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's gonna do, that's gonna be like a real crowd-drawler right here.
real money maker stop extending I don't know how to stop I don't want to do you
think I want to keep placing it I'm I need help
But what am I going to do with all this dried salt?
I'm just ashamed for just a couple of ways.
you know.
The guy is going to look so immersive when it's all said and done.
It's going to look like I really, you know, just create a whole world.
It's called character building.
Um.
Okay, guys, I just had a brilliant idea.
a new methodology to go faster.
So what if every part of the hill, okay?
I just start going black sandstone crazy, okay?
And then instead of like chipping away,
I can just place some eroded basalt then on top of it,
you know?
So I just, I stopped like,
stopped wasting time trying to pick
like where I'm gonna place it beforehand.
I just, just start black sandstone everywhere.
Just layer right on top, just throw it on there.
I've been only doing that sometimes, not all the time.
But now I'm different.
Unfortunately though, I think I'm like out of black sandstone.
Okay, this is good.
Okay, I'll use up this rest of black sandstone and then go get more
Here we go, this is exciting times we live in toba by my class in Spanish
They said what the hell is a toba?
No, no, no.
They're all dead.
Okay, instead I'm just gonna waste all my stone on making a little pointy rock right
there.
Is that actually what we're gonna do?
Okay
This part's a little weird
I mean I love the pointy rock so like I'm not mad about it but thank you
Uh, is that a god's?
How should I do this spot?
Um, okay, what if this little spot actually is like so sick of picking up things, but
but also I need my magnet to pick up things.
guys Valorant wasn't meant to last forever, you know
Baby zombie!
What?
I'm away.
And then I think this could just be like a fun little area like this.
And then it becomes rocked.
oh whoa whoa whoa hold on there hold on there um will that be enough inspiration to finish this
dang build if i said no would it uh right but thank you for oh that's chicken thank you for the
50 that's insane oh my goodness
I don't believe that, I don't believe that.
Thank you, greedy!
I'm a thank you. It's insane. 50 shmackers. Half the pie. Half the world.
Thank you.
Mariah!
Or maybe it's Maria.
I do not know.
Or maybe it's Maria!
I do not know!
Huh.
Oh.
Oh, this is a nice hill.
Guys, this is going to be incredible.
I'm telling you now, this is going to be the summer of our lives.
Um.
Um.
Teaching.
It might have said Blackstone?
No.
Um.
Um...
NOOOOOO!
I don't know what I'm gonna do with this area quite yet.
Maybe like...
Just have it wiggle around?
Um...
Uh...
Yeah, maybe just like that and then, um, yeah, we're like working on areas of this.
place people are never gonna see. Oh my arms are... dude this might be like my first time
ever where I'm like the only one on. Maybe I'm lying and Alda might be back on still.
But um
Hey, thank you for the five
Gifted
Soops
Yeah, we have some interesting areas sometimes you just kind of you snake around this way then you
snake around this way you know it's really environmentally storytelling
driven and thank you for the bits any thank you for the five gifted subs it's
Saturday night oh yeah it is Saturday night maybe people are I don't know
having lives not me though not this guy I don't know what I'm doing I need to go
get more black sand so I don't know there's a part of me that thought maybe
if I just kept them standing it with something what happened
Oh
Thank you for the five gifted subs my goodness. Oh my goodness
Here we go
Why put the sub count oh yeah, um I kind of just
Because of like all the chance I mean stuff. I kind of just want like a little um
What's it called like a little more space free up so that's why it's not here
But then once you go pry back, it's just like more regular stuff
It's on like the screen capture mode
And he wonders why he's so pale, slash j, slash j, slash j.
Who said I wonder? Who said I wonder? Okay.
And just because you add slash j, it doesn't just take it away.
Okay? Like it would still be rude if I said,
oh, I wonder why Jamie Smith 97 is so dumb,
slash j, slash j, slash j. See?
Probably doesn't feel like a joke.
Um, here we go.
Dude, why would you say that?
Oh, oh, all of a sudden I'm being aggressive now.
Oh. Okay. Okay.
Now I'll send someone out and find the bad guy.
Crazy.
Why does it come back?
Do you know? Do you know who else got this same treatment?
Um, okay, Caesar Augustus.
That's what it feels like right now.
All of Chat are just pulling out their knives and I'm just like, eh, too, Chat?
Welcome back.
But thank you, Crystal Stowe, for the five gifty subs.
They'll have their second tonight, but we've got the foolishness of the foolish PLS.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whoa, that was my Minecraft character voice reveal.
But thank you, thank you guys so much for all the kitties.
Wait, that is the best, most awesome and fredible cool thing you have said.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, hey, he's not paid to say that.
Um, Grisha had just came from his heart.
Okay.
I currently need boatloads of boatloads.
I'm sorry, but like, but like but low like kind of sound like it feels like it makes sense. I
Don't know why
Like don't actually think about the word but just think about like it just that kind of sounds right oh
My goodness oh my goodness. Oh, oh my goodness
Thank you, Gloria for the 10 gift aid
Wow.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Buttload is a thing?
Oh, the phrase, so the phrase is butt, buttload?
Or.
Oh, it can be both.
Oh.
Dude.
Oh, dude, I was worried.
I thought I was just kind of making stuff up.
Oh, no, not my wand.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Oh my goodness.
Look at this handsome little area also do you guys see magma like doesn't actually provide
that much light.
Okay, let me just try to make a little space, Ember, thank you, Yim Clown, thank you.
You know what?
I'm going to be down here for a little bit, let's just place a little torch, you know?
ourselves at home.
A lot of, a lot of Blackstone.
A lot of Blackstone.
Thank you.
I felt like those could have been, um, I don't know.
Thank you
I felt like those could have been separate messages
Oh
You know what to do? Oh, wow that lava really rocks my world. Oh my goodness
Now, thank you.
That was terrible.
I really hated that.
Thank you for the two years in it.
Why thank you?
Oh, it's almost the end of the line.
It's a, it's a good little chunk of, of sandstone though.
We're making some money.
Where?
Oh!
I dig this sandstone and then it just comes flooding back.
Because every time it plays a block it would also place back there.
So it was just it would have been an endless cycle, but I understand now, and I will break
this cycle and be free.
I'm also probably going to need a decent amount of this when I start covering more things.
See you later.
We still have a good amount.
Uh, okay.
Oh no!
Alright.
Get out play!
Get out played. Outplayed. Outplayed. Outplayed. That's what I call GGEs.
Here we go.
Oh, thank you guys for the level 11 train, 87 gifted subs on that 2-2 ride.
Thank you.
Hi. Hello!
Hello!
Huh.
Um, I don't know where it's just cranking out blocks.
Oh my, I'm getting outplayed, I'm getting outplayed.
Just kidding, outplayed.
out play. Gotcha. That's right my pickaxe can one-shot any foe that dare thinks they
They can best me.
Okay.
This will probably do for now.
Um, here I'll finish this last stack up.
Oh no.
Okay.
That'll do for now.
Outplay.
out played again
Ohhhh!
Dude, is outplayed left rank zone?
Personally, I didn't think that joke was funny.
Personally.
Um, as you can tell, by the way, I'm dancing.
That, um, yes.
Do-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de!
He looks like George Washington right now.
Oh, I heard something.
No, I don't.
I'm just gonna be clear, near this...
near my skin.
Um...
I thought I heard something here we'll make it daytime
Ah.
Scoop.
All right.
We are about to go bonkers.
You hear me?
Bonkers.
So I'm about to just...
Just black sandstone. It's gonna place back sandstone and then after we can then place the graystone on top of it and then
Swamp it. It'll all be good
And then we'll continue to do beautiful things
I'll put the wand away just to make sure
Nothing crazy happens.
I love that I can just always count on having somewhere, somehow, some more dirt.
Okay, so yeah, right now this is going to be the easiest part of the job.
Okay?
The part that actually takes no thought all we have to do is see us dirt or see a
See a stone okay wait now taking thought okay, of course of course the point I start at is like this weird
Cliff okay, what if I start down the up?
Down the up sounds stupid
Okay, there we go and now oh I forgot about the music I don't know where the music went
please
please stop shouting
i'm trying
okay
Okay, look at that. Okay, this is much faster going down to up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was
also I was like wow I am I am moving now like I I look like a top tier skilled
builder and a all-time just cranking 90s just doing just doing tricks on this
mountain. Build the same way you PDP. Now I'll take that as a compliment.
Ooh, that's a little stif over here.
Huh.
There.
There.
Um...
Was that red block?
It's a block that I remember quite vividly.
Oh yeah, I think this dragon would be a top five build NA all time for me.
Um, yes, for where we lack in speed this time around for building a building, we need
time around for building we make up for in more detailing more detailing than we've
ever attempted before
We're good, we're good.
At least like the block we have to place is much different color than the dirt.
I think that's, you know, another happy thing to think about.
Imagine how annoying it would be if we had to constantly look like, uh, uh.
I think that's another thing I enjoy doing when building.
I always try to see the glass super full.
I don't know what to do with that.
Come on.
We are changing lies right now.
BOOM!
No mob in there!
I
This is what the hell would look like if I only used Black Sandstone.
And now you know.
And now use that information how you wish.
We're changing the world!
Every part of the build matters, never forget it.
Even if no one else sees it, even if no one ever will gaze upon it with their actual eyeball,
never forget will know.
He's getting weird again.
Um...
I'll just get in there and see what happens.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
do you know what might look nice you know if anyone ever happens to look at the back of
this. I think it might be nice if there was like a little break from the ads and...
Yeah, just that's it just like a little just like I you know
A little flat part.
I think I think they'll appreciate this a lot
Don't worry I got torches on deck no mobs are spying here
Yeah, I think I think people are really gonna appreciate that
Yeah, another spike. That's right, that's the level of detail that we're about, okay?
about that life hello what part of the island are we on where are we I don't
know
Here my battle cry.
Oh
Well, that's a chicken everybody calm down
Tear from the whole thing I mean low key like what we're doing
We're already already way ahead of you
Don't even worry
Yeah, I do think it would be it like look nice to have these little pockets of this
I do. I believe that wholeheartedly. Disagree, if you want. But I think it'll look nice.
Like I said, the only shame though is I have no clue who the hell will ever see this part.
Because it is, like I said, just at the back of the dragon.
Um...
Ahhhh!
Don't have been a disaster, people would have known this isn't actually a volcanic island.
If I mess up a detail like that...
It's like, what are we doing?
Where's the integrity?
I made just come up with a brilliant idea to save a little bit of time.
You hear me out?
This right here, I cover with a lot of blocks.
instead of it going all the way down make it lava I don't know like would it be
weird if like there's just like this one little lava area like or maybe it could
It would be weird if like right here it's just like a lava.
It'd be sick.
I hate you guys.
So what am I supposed to do a big pool lava here now?
Screw you guys! You hate me!
Um...
Okay, so I just do a lava.
So let me bring down the rest of the hill to about this area and then figure out what
we're doing.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Where's my black zento?
Why is that going in my inventory?
Okay.
Um...
Honestly it could be like a nice way though to actually have lava on this volcanic area
but also not take away from the dragon because it would just be like on this side area.
So you know there could be a little more pizzazz to look at from a different spot.
Why does his skin look like meat from the Dynamite music video?
What?
Whee!
No, to be clear, I'm not saying your geniuses. That is not the take away.
Oh, somebody just became a zombie.
Okay, like I said, I'll try to make it come down to 77, okay?
77 will be where the new the lava goes.
Can we snock it off?
See it, see it, see it, see it, see it.
Dude, I'm like, it's like I don't even know
how to place blocks right now.
What am I doing?
Holy.
That was a mess.
Maybe take a break.
You know what that does?
Okay?
You know what happens every time someone tells me to take a break?
It makes me want to never take a break and get overstressed and then die.
That's what that makes you want to do.
Take a break.
Spare me.
If I take a break, how is this oversized volcanic island supposed to ever get done?
You think Papino's gonna show up and start placing rocks for me?
Probably not.
Oh it wasn't personal? No. No, see that's where you're wrong. It was a personal attack.
They think- they think I weak. That I can't handle placing rocks. It was a personal attack
back on me nice I'm not staying for it
Um.
Damn, there's so many blocks on this side, how that happened?
But we are just getting fantastic work done. Like I said, it's a chill day. It's a chill day.
Oh, it's a chill day.
And I already know
God knows how long it's gonna take me to to decorate the inside of the dragon. So we gotta
We gotta buckle up
Um...
Dude, I wish it was this simple.
If all I had to do was just keep placing blocks like this, um...
life would be easy. I don't know how to take any fall damage in it.
Okay.
Umm...
Now what the hell is happening here?
Umm...
I'm just placing blocks, just placing blocks, everybody.
I ran out of black sandstone again.
Didn't I mine so much?
There's no way.
I'm wearing a suit, okay, because I'm a distinguished gentleman.
I'm wearing a vest suit, because I'm distinguished as hell.
Um, and I'm classy as fudge.
We protect the monsters from spawning inside.
Where are we?
I said we're just we're just trying to crank along we're just see a block place of plot
This island shall no pain
Here we go.
Imagine, wait, what did someone say?
What did someone say?
Dude, I'm feeling like Pikachu right now.
I can't believe I'm like, I'm out.
Um.
How did I run out of Blackstone?
Yeah, that Pikachu.
Do I not secretly have more?
Dang.
Yeah, I think it will also look nice to have these little pockets of land.
There's gotta be a lazer or something like that right now.
Welcome back.
I
Know knock oh knock you
No, I don't think you know how to knock knock well, I didn't know I was getting right
I was pre-knocking, but then the door.
Yeah, you kind of like knocked as you know the door was open and then you said knock.
If anything, it's like weird that your mouse door was open.
Knock.
See, now you're just being messy.
You're doing too much.
Okay.
I just wanted to wish you a good evening.
A good Easter?
No, I said that's a good evening.
Yeah, I know.
But I hope you have a great Easter.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, I hope it's a good one.
Thank you so much.
The best one yet.
You know what?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes.
Now, I have a proposition question.
Got your sign.
Hey.
Got a sign?
Damn.
Yeah.
I'd probably be best, um, we should probably throw him on the ground and burn him.
What?
So that no one can use his life force.
No.
Okay.
Uh, then we could probably come up with a plan B.
Yeah, there's probably other options.
Um, no worries there.
No worries there.
Um.
Hmm.
What?
Can you disclose your proposition?
Oh.
Um
You help me get black sandstone. Oh
No, can do okay
There's this proposition. That's okay
You you didn't really offer it. It was just like, you know, it's just so
All right
work
Uh
You know like it would it would make me. I'd be like thrilled
Um, and I have this really cool volcano spot, um, but you know, that's that, you know, I'm
sure you got busy, busy works as well.
I unironically do.
Oh, what are you up to?
I just, I have to decorate all of Quackity's house.
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
That's uh.
Yeah, you were there.
Yeah.
Not your best negotiation.
And like how bad would I be if I showed up and then, you know, just continue to put that off?
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's kind of where I'm at too. I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna build, just, you know, try this.
Are you wearing a suit?
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna be Tubbo's lawyer.
Good luck.
Oh, thank you. I need it.
It's a messy one for sure.
Look at my lawyer, man.
Wait, no way.
I was doing so much good work.
I was doing like interview.
I was just kidding.
Wait, you were going to be on the jury, right?
I don't know which jury I'm on.
Wait, no, there's only one jury.
There's nothing.
Oh, it sounds like you're already like pre-determined who you're going to.
maybe okay I am what's your price what did you just try to know I'm gonna
pretend I hear that for your sake okay okay okay you know I appreciate that
that's that was wow wait no no no wait I understand the confusion no no I was
pivoting back to know I was pivoting back to the original conversation about
this the stone like what's your price the for the stone okay what are you doing
in here what do you mean what am I doing here what do you need the anvil no
Where where where what is this pathing?
Nope
Yeah, I don't know which you're young on that's not how it carries work. I
Don't know which team I'm on
Gone
Yeah, yeah, I think I think down there
How much rotten flesh you got on hand so much wait how
What how how do you just don't throw it away? Oh, that's smart. I always turn mine away
Dang dude, I kind of almost feel broke again.
I feel like all those mighty bottles...
I feel like that didn't give me like a ton of experience, like I thought it would.
Stick time?
Do I still even have more sticks?
Am I out of sticks?
Do I still got the shake power?
A brass lantern.
I'll keep these.
Yes!
Keep the brass lanterns.
You'll never know.
They're, yes.
you'll never know they're, yes.
Why did I bring, like, not a lot of wood?
Why'd I do that?
Come on, answer me.
That's pretty good.
Oh yeah, probably because he's in my last face I don't have.
I wasn't even muted that time.
Knock, knock, knock.
What do you want?
Oh!
Um, okay.
I was gonna ask about information.
What?
Okay.
Okay, come in.
Okay.
Um, do you know anything about the train incident between Tubbo and Alangisa?
I just heard the train was stolen and put into the sky.
Okay, so you're pretty far removed from it all.
Yes.
Okay, noted.
Second follow-up question, not pertain to the case, but pertain to my own personal
affairments.
Oh, God, rest in peace, Tubhul, rest in peace, brother.
Wait, no.
I was doing great. I just did an interview
Affairments. Yeah
Okay, um anyways, do you know anything about a secret laboratory?
No, that's like maybe green colored
Do you know anything about a secret laboratory that's green colored, okay?
It's time I tell you something. It happened to me over maybe like a week ago
And I've been trying to slowly but surely figure out exactly everything that occurred but basically
The day after the KFC opening I
Okay
Was lured to a kelp amine party
There was a book near my dragon and said come to the kelp amine party and of course I said well
I'll go
And I was a little worried because someone's throwing a company party and I'm supposed to throw the party
But that's besides the point I show up weird and two
Invisible people with masks and voice changers
Are there at the coordinates? I was told to go to they shoved me in a boat
They teleport me to the second location and that's when I knew I was in deep trouble
The second location you never want to be
But basically we got there. I got told to walk down a hallway, which I did and
And then there was no door. This is weird and then all sudden
Boom the floor falls beneath me and then a flash of green. What is this? I'm in a tube a test tube
There's a secret laboratory somewhere underground. It's green
almost
Like a like a Mike green
like a pack and Mike green.
And then they gave me very little information.
I asked them, what are you doing? Who are you?
They said they're not with the Federation and they're not with the regime.
And they didn't really feel too much like talking,
but they said they wanted my DNA for manipulation purposes.
And like that, I looked up and I could feel the hot,
Heating lava of the test tube, melting me down!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
What a world, what a world!
I melt down, boom!
I die.
Singed.
But, with that, they got my DNA.
Now, I never knew who did it.
Okay? And I don't know where this laboratory is either.
But, I have one interesting clue to work off of.
Do you know, Evron?
Yes.
Okay.
Now, he told me the two days before my kidnapping that someone was possibly going to kidnap me.
And then, the KFC opening happenings and the day after that, boom!
the kidnapping does indeed happen.
And then a couple days ago, I'm like,
Epron, you were right, I got kidnapped.
Who do you think it was?
And now it seems like, you know,
he has to play it close to the best
due to a conflict of interest.
But basically, he hinted towards Katie
and then that's when it all lined up, okay?
They needed my DNA to create a better chicken formula.
Because they're day one, it went terrible.
They were desperate.
And who could do such laboratory work?
Mike.
And what color were the test tubes?
Green.
I believe Kate, E-A-K-A,
Sauce Boss and Mike kidnapped me, got my DNA,
and the efforts to create a better chicken formula
due to their disastrous grand opening.
Scene.
So you think that they boiled down your totem DNA?
Part shark.
Totem!
Part shark.
Everlasting life.
Sounds like a hell of a recipe.
For superior chicken?
And you don't think for even a second
that the person that said they couldn't give you
any information because it's a conflict of interest?
Wouldn't have anything to do with it?
I don't know.
There's a lot of, a lot of, wait, no, there's no way.
He's like super jolly and nice.
No, this is our lawyer role, like, this is-
Okay, but hear me out, okay? Listen, I've been investigating. You know the guy named
Pac?
Yeah.
Of course you do. And so you probably know he is Mike's closest ally and friend.
Right.
I asked Pike, or Pike, oh my goodness, I'm combining their names!
I asked Pac if Mike would do such a thing.
Does he have the resources?
Would he be crazy enough to take someone's DNA, a kidnap, experiment in the effort to
create a better chicken formula for the KFC?
And Pac said absolutely!
Oh, oh my friend.
Have you told Aldo about this?
You know I feel like he would take it pretty seriously and we found out one of our own kidnapped
and you know laid it down and extracted for for materials.
Funny you mentioned that the day after it happened I told Juan and Aldo they're in
the same together all three of us. And they didn't believe me. They thought I was Hyakalpamene
but another thing, okay? Mike, kidnappers they know what they're doing. They're smart. I
try to show them like the book and the chest but they wiped it, okay, from where the
dragon was. And then I went to show them to the first location, the meeting spot
and they blew up that spot too. There was nothing, it was just an empty cave.
Mmm, so this person knows how to clear their tracks is what you're saying. Yes. Yes indeed
And okay
The the story of a kelp-a-mean party is very interesting because my greatest seller
supply buyer
Okay happens to be Mike himself
Oh, he knew I wouldn't resist a Calpimene party.
You don't think it's a little far fetched
that they wanted you for chicken DNA?
I've seen crazier things.
Does it sound crazy to you?
We live in a crazy world, Tina.
You hear yourself, you actually sound a little bit nuts.
But you know.
We need?
I like what? Everyone threw up when they ate it.
Exactly! No, exactly.
I don't think there's anything about your DNA, like nothing about it is superior for chicken.
What? I'm delicious!
I don't think so, man.
Yeah, no, it's where my part-sharp comes in.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah. Listen, it's so clear as day.
day and I've been listen I was with Roya's grandfather we were scoping out
Mike's area and now we couldn't find any any secret elevator dungeon laboratory
but I know there's one somewhere I mean your story with Mike is me like I
I would I would believe that
Also could make an entire lab. Oh, most certainly also Mike's crazy
The idea that it's for chicken is the part that's really messing me up just yesterday
Mike asked me to come over to his house and then he sacrificed me for a ritual
He did to like try to find a
a gnome or something? I wasn't really clear what was happening.
You're fucking stole my lit.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
What's up?
What's up?
Is that the lamp?
I know damn well.
You did not make that shit.
There is no way.
It's gotta be pretty late for you now, is what I'm saying.
It's like 7 AM.
I haven't heard. Oh wow. How are you? How goes it? I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. What's up? What are you guys doing? Oh?
Nothing much
Just yipping yapping, you know
Yeah, just yipping in the app. I see as he does. Yep
Doing that damn thing again. Oh, did you see did you see like the KFC got a makeover?
No, oh here. I took a picture
um show me show me uh because there could be like a little maybe news article is it this one
yeah okay yeah look show me show me oh someone changed it into a McDonald's okay that is news
probably yes well no no I I literally know who did it I can now I didn't yeah
everyone so apparently everyone's job cut is that what's called a job cut job
Zabko.
Yeah.
Zabko.
Zabko.
Zabko.
Zabka.
Zabka, Zabka.
Yeah.
Apparently, this morning it got trashed.
It was like the windows broken, some machines mess with.
And so he knows that right now the KFC Zabko wars
is going on.
So in an effort to mess with them,
he chased it to a McDonald's.
I mean well done. I like how it looks now. Yeah. So then that's really the story. Yeah,
might need to add some more to it. But yeah. Oh hey, you can keep this for the paper if
it needed or for any. Yeah. Looks funny, do. Yeah, the sign spins. It's like a spinning
sides
Reinforce glass
Yeah, welcome to the second floor. What the fuck did you say? Yeah, like this is your
Okay, I'm here I'm back and up back and up
He said yeah and walked around all over my bed like it was in the room. What the fuck? No, absolutely not
Sometimes I ask the question again about the second floor. Okay, I'll just start over. Yeah
Oh, you have a second room Tina second floor. I do I do actually I do
Wow, that was weird
Weird foolish.
No, I think we need to start, you know, drawing some lines in the state.
What?
Maybe some boundaries.
This is the final straw?
Yes.
I think I'm getting rid of this door.
What?
You might be taking it a little too far.
You have little hamster mouse tunnels.
To other rooms.
Yeah, but I don't claim that the other rooms are like I don't pretend like those other rooms are mine
Just hyping up the room. I was like, oh, yeah
Yeah, oh, yeah, there's a second
What no
Don't do that. I just
I'm not stopping. I'm not something I've got delicate ballerina steps
what yeah yeah look at me I'm right on my feet yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so much
I'm just gonna sit here and look out the window
Oh yeah, uh huh, just me and Sam by Spidey
Looking over the North
We're sitting here, me and Samba Spider, and Tina's like 20 feet away.
Tina stinks.
Oh.
All right, everyone else.
plenty of mansion to walk around yeah I also saw one thing there's a lot of
cameras and I'll know my one oh yeah it's for like safety security reasons our
second in command plus plus Juan was setting it up yeah he's gonna he's gonna
eat peek at the cameras when I'm like you know when I don't want him to like
probably what if I'm changing or something at all no that's just that's
that's okay
did that ever happen before?
with someone? anyone?
probably
he has one that looks directly at my bed
adobe
yes
yeah, do you have a pet?
yeah, I have two
you have two?
yep
do that to like
one sec
oh great man and now my magnet picks it up
dude you have the blocks
where'd my axe go?
did I?
are you breaking the house?
no
where's my axe?
I'm fucking telling on you dude
what the heck do you just
tell on everyone else?
do you know who built these walls?
the very floor
that you axed down just to descend
There's you know
I want chicken I want to give me some boy. Yeah, that's pretty nice table
You'll never know.
Ddu, ddu, ddu,ddu,udu,ddu,ddu,ddu,ddu,ddu,ddu,ddu,ddu.
I should run and get some more.
I guess some more Blackstone.
Stupid torchlight.
So dumb.
I don't like it.
I'm angry.
I can turn off little torches. Can map blocks. I think magma. Magma. Unless I make some like
secret magma cave though, I'm probably just gonna leave it as this. But these are cool.
These are much more on structure and yeah I probably just leave it like that, yeah, skirt.
There we go, maybe just cover the base a little bit.
Magnus finally happening.
So yeah, I'm trying to figure out
how I want it to look per chance per se.
But basically right now the idea
is to make a little lava pit area
on like the backside of this.
So then that way we have a fun,
You know, we get to have fun with lava, but it's also not like super bright when looking at the dragon.
It'll just kind of enhance the area.
Uh, so if we come over here, we're going to build it somewhere in this area.
I might just make a little circle paint.
Maybe I make some lava- lava? Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
my Spanish um I'll make uh I'll make some um
lava maybe come out of the hill maybe I don't know if I will though it might be
a lava pool I don't know it won't just be a lava pool it won't just be a
I'm out of black sandstone, but yeah, I'm thinking like what if I just like a little ring?
A little ring around here, something to like walk around in treasure and cherish.
And then like a pit, maybe, uh.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
We went through that black sands, so I feel like really quickly, I feel like I mind so
much.
Black Sands, I'm going to end up being my most placed block probably.
10,000! Whoa! Very recently, really. We just broke past the Dirt Barrier.
I only mined 473 Amethyst?
I was given some too.
But that's really not that much.
Doesn't it feel like there should be more?
What?
Uh, make the island smaller.
Then they're going to call me little baby volcano island guy.
We got to hurry it's a time it's time
That's a time mission there.
I think a lot of that I didn't pick up because one, it either burned or my inventory was full
and I just couldn't pick it up anyway.
So thank you, me for that.
Do you think there's an area that could be nicer to dig that's like that maybe?
I hate that like all the black sandstone's also next to lava.
Like I can't just, I can't just dig it.
Whoa.
This is like, oddly bright to look at.
Like black sandstone goes in there, very nice.
Okay, I think here I could probably start, maybe use a little bit of this again.
Let's not forget our beautiful wand of symmetry.
Without the wand, we are nothing.
With the wand, we are one.
Can this lava stop?
Okay.
Wait, is the lava one block deep?
Like if I just, is this stupid to place blocks and then dig my wasting of my time?
Oh, it's such a waste of time.
It's just magma underneath.
Okay, not my best idea.
the best idea. Stop! Oh my goodness. I screwed it. I'm just gonna be messy. I'm not gonna
try to do this cleanly. Screw everything. There's plenty of these pooled areas to work
with. I don't need to be so specific and make sure I'm mining every single block the
best you know like I just got it it's got to dig it you know we got to get
calma I was calm
okay oh we strike a little gold here this is a nice empty spot I can just I'm
I'm just digging. This is nice.
Here we go.
Uh... Oh yeah. Yeah, the black sands are pretty nice. I mean, we can all agree. It's one of the...
Dude, this is such a good area. Oh my goodness. Oh, it's a dream come true. I hope it never ends and I never wake up!
And it just keeps on producing.
Yeah, I think this is better. I need to move the wand a little bit.
Get rid of seeds, put those away maybe.
Where's his lava?
Oh, yeah!
Okay!
Guys, we're gonna have a lot to work with.
So after we get a little more, I think we can get back to work.
Um.
Um.
Do do do.
Okay
Oh
You put a couple more away
Dude that air this was like one of the best little spots. I've ever gotten no mates like so much tougher to get the sandstone
You're a little freaky
Okay, we're still digging.
My poor pickaxe has just been going through it.
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Well, you're actually insane.
There I say, yearnights.
Alright, they even had the 25 gifted now.
Basically a full pie now.
Look at that beautiful blim.
Okay, okay, we're almost full.
We're almost full.
Okay.
okay we have done it dude there's so much volcano here why oh my goodness
um that's crazy
do I like movies yeah I like movies
Yeah, yeah, I like are there like other people that like don't like movies like just like straight up like just don't like movies
You eat how
not the biggest fan like I guess hello no way are they coming back for me damn
chickens I don't remember them though oh no oh oh wait I don't think these are
chickens are these like baboons um what it oh that thing really like bud
quick XP
I they bleed
Dude whoa
The moms are cool, whoa
Bring it on
The paw. Why would I need mining fatigue on nearby mobs? What mob was-
Okay.
There must be a boss nearby.
I just believe bug.
Foolish?
Huh?
What are you doing now?
Oh, I just gathered like hundreds of sandstone of the black variety.
The black sandstone?
You must be tired.
Whoa, what the fuck?
My lips are weird sometimes.
Your lips make that sound.
What?
Sometimes they just smack together and just crazy.
Yuck, bro.
Okay.
Anyways, I'm like tired of the stone, but also, it's starting to get to the point
now where the end is almost in sight, sort of.
It's getting there.
definitely a lot of it has been covered and so that feels good I like this
little suit on your character thank you do I feel dashing dare I say just so
like like I don't look at his little pie okay they're big pants and I big shoes
the fill. That's great. Is that Camilla? Oh different camel. Oh he buys cigarettes from
him. Yeah cigarettes so I just kind of named him Cigale. Oh! Cable. Okay that's kind of
cool everyone we're on a walk so yeah oh okay yeah
uh nerdy and thank you for the seven month sub
he's going for a walk
If I always just had a ladder right there
Think I'm just trying to decorate and I was like ladder
Knock knock.
Hello.
Come in.
Did you finish those errands?
No.
Oh my God.
That I don't.
Oh, are you scared of animals?
You.
That just sounded like a cartoon stem from years ago.
I
It's this character that goes
I don't know what cartoon it was was like
Have you finished those errands?
You're thinking of Spongebob, my friend
Have you finished those errands?
Wait, it's Spongebob?
Yeah
Did you mean to sound just like him or what?
I was going for something like that, yeah
Okay, okay
Yeah, yeah, so you're not crazy
It was really like
Oh, okay
You sound like you experienced it yourself
Dude, it felt like I did
I was like, what the fuck?
That's incredible.
I'm off to do more work, but let me know if during your errands you stumble upon a secret laboratory.
Okay, I will. Even if it's not green. I think I worry that you're in the wrong direction.
You think you think everyone's a big liar liar pants for hire?
I think you're being given the run around the run around but but he's so nice
And he gives me blocks in my bill, but he you know sometimes will go up to me and say
I've never told anyone this before
And he's told like ten people the same thing, so I would just
Take you know certain things the grain of salt, but he's such a lovely guy
a lovely lovely lovely nice but he just everything's grand but what about like
the KSC and like in the green and the machine work and Pat saying that Mike
like would definitely turn someone into a chicken formula.
You might need like another way to check if that's really what's up, you know.
Oh, oh yeah, don't worry. Oh, I'm looking around, alright.
Oh, I've been digging in the mud.
Oh, yes, oh, yes, listen, I'm trying to verify it
before I take one last drastic action.
But I was thinking, the Rattles kind of thinking
would maybe like creating a little prison
where it splashes you with poison
and then keeps covering you with obsidian.
So if you break the block, you can't get out.
If you try to warp out, you can't warp
cause you're constantly taking damage.
Aw, that's nice, foolish.
But of course they'll live.
That's so nice.
They'll live fairly with half a heart.
Oh, so they can continue to feel pain and suffering.
Yes, and I will, I will turn that over.
I'm sure you know all about prolonged pain and suffering.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure you know all about it, and I wish you the best of luck in that endeavor.
And I'll be wearing my best suit when I do it!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Hmm...
Na na na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na!
But it'd be possible to do something like that.
Like a poison cellar area, but also like obsidian cover, a constant.
uh oh I guess if I've yeah if I use a wand of security maybe that could be good
too yes did I just see a name tag am I going oh wait okay I think that's what
it was I saw the particles of the um I think that's yeah false alarm everybody
Fuzz alarm.
You would run out of poison pots?
Maybe.
Or maybe I wouldn't.
Or maybe I wouldn't.
Just a witch. Just a little window for the witches to get going. Ha ha ha. Like. Yeah,
yes, yes, it's brilliant. I shall pay the witch five de bloons an hour.
which fives the bloons an hour.
Um...
Do-do-do.
And I'll just put a sign in there saying they're not about to kill themselves.
If they break this rule, 5 years bad luck.
Every detail matters, every detail matters.
Yeah, my way, chicken!
Stupid chicken.
I believe that I did not
Oh, yeah, yeah!
I can't fly!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
My ears? You're welcome.
They have been blessed.
And if you want more of that make sure to like and subscribe and turn on that bell notification.
So I'm not covering the whole island.
I'm not covering the whole island.
Silly.
Look.
Like over there?
That's gonna be grass.
Keep up.
Um, you forget to comment...oh, right, and make sure to comment, uh, what your favorite
dinosaur is so that I know for my next song cover what dinosaur to sing about.
My name is Brontosaurus, give me good suggestions.
Not bad dinosaurs.
I felt aggressive that, I felt like that pig really got like slammed into the, like
um
um
yeah
Wait a second, we gotta make it big.
Don't worry. This is a good use of our resources. Do not worry. Oh, maybe, and then maybe just
like a little bit more um... okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Welcome back to another
day in the life of Volcano Man. Right, shall we begin to babble about the wonders of moles
What's in rock?
And you shall be amazed.
Um, nope, I haven't really seen Kugurucha for a minute.
from it. That's sad.
Yeah, wait, this might look nice.
It's like, ah, get out of here!
Um...
I think that some of these spots would look good.
I think it would, uh...
I'd like to say kind of keep the land feeling, um, dynamic.
Thank you very much
Oh, yep. Here we go again just when you thought. Just when you thought we were done. Just when
you thought there's no way he has more Blackstone to place. But I do. Oh, but I do. Because
Because I'm a monster! A freak!
And then there's a dramatic.
But mostly a monster freak.
Who in the label?
get out of here why why are they obsessed how'd that pig tank all that
Um
Dude this is this is crazy
Those damn zombies!
Ah, they're just so...
year. Yeah, you guys are right. I can see around time at it. It's been too long since
Since we've had a war.
And I think if I do my plans right and figure out the gets the bottom of this kidnapping
operation, we could spark our second war of the server.
Right now our greatest lead is Katie and Mike.
The kidnapping. Now does this mean it was them?
We don't know.
We don't know.
Okay I've decided this area. I'm gonna actually make him do a spike.
I don't like the shape of this.
Um...
No, I don't- I don't know why you guys don't like this shade. I know I don't like this shade.
But I care, I see why- why did you guys, some of you, not like the shade?
Um
Balls, thank you ding ding ding that was the answer we were looking for balls ebolas
us. Thank you!
I heard you're thinking. It's a little dark, isn't it? It is. It's tough to see. Luckily
my blood shall light the way. It shouldn't sound like this, it shouldn't sound like
is
Dude the areas I'm building are like those like almost like like an MMO like where you're
like not even supposed to be able to get to.
Like what is this?
Like what part am I working on?
This is like I blitzed my way into the area.
Huh, I just realized this ankle your eyebrow looks like an eye shadow
Thank goodness I placed a torch here.
Thank goodness during my time of working on this island, I placed a torch right here.
What am I doing what I always do what I always do
you. Aspire for greatness. Write that down. Write that down.
Okay. Oh, you know what? I'm glad that my simple little asset placing some blocks can
and help
Where was I?
I just hate it!
I hate the sound!
No way there's a drowned inside this mountain.
Why is there magma here?
The landscape right now, very much as I volume at this point.
I had a reference when I first started and then I went completely off track from it.
We lost the plot entirely.
Yes, yes, it's we yes, it's we it's been that way since I literally we
we put start placing blocks okay all the way back like six years ago every the
The build process is we. It's we.
But you're only a part of the process.
Then somebody asks, like, oh, who built this?
It becomes me.
You guys are a part of the production.
a little uh listen listen i'll i'll place a sign somewhere maybe like like there that's
It's like, thank you, chat.
Can we room the dragon?
Oh.
Unfortunately, it's occupied by the French bakery and then I'm going to need space for
Or why did I just get XP?
And then I need rooms like for the Calpimene, if you know what I'm saying, if you know what
I'm going with this.
But you guys are welcome any time to eat at the bakery.
Sometimes.
Well, mostly not.
And you have to bake it yourselves.
Um
Um
guys I don't think you understand all this time like that all I've done is
just play some like oh no oh no we have so many more blocks to still add to all
all of it
We care about every single block every single block we care we care about every single block
Wait, um, I'm not even feeling the team spirit right now. What happened?
I feel like I turned around for one second.
I thought I'd like a really cool chant we could all do together.
And then nobody, nobody joined.
I really like the teamwork going on though.
Teamwork makes dreams work.
So I think that's a beautiful thing.
What?
You guys wanted music?
Oh, okay.
See?
We're all good.
Almost five years.
Sending all the positive vibes your way,
manifesting that it will be finished.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I could use some positive vibes right now.
There's others that wish to tear me down in this moment.
Um.
Oh wow, it's such a nice melody.
It's really tough to just not dance to.
I don't remember why there are a bunch of torches on the ground, I don't even know.
Um, well, why are they even in 52 months?
Oh wait, okay, bad idea.
I reminded them a little bit.
Um.
Ta-da!
Um, not that it's like surprising all, but there is a staggering difference between the hill looking like that and then just looking like this.
So at the very, at the very least we know it's worth the time to uh...
You know, you're not letting it out.
Now I'm not out as soon as I get am I? Oh thank goodness. Okay.
Oh, Billy, I love...
Uh-oh.
Giddy-widdy-widdy-widdy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh-uh-ah!
Up we go, up we go, see a dirt?
Get rid of a dirt.
Simple as that.
And then this part, you know, we just gotta get it lower.
Oh, this part I guess I just have some of this here.
I made you do the first time
SEPA
Yeah, dude, like look at this little little back room spy
I'm going to need you to bust out the old diamond sword and swing down at chat because
they are riding and they need to be put to rest.
I did all I could.
I tried.
But I'm throwing in the towel now.
I don't even know how we got to this.
We could have had it all.
We could have had it all.
Drownin' in the deep.
You had my heart inside of my hand.
And you played it.
Yes, you made it!
To the beat!
You sound just like Adele.
Um...
Whoa, wait, I don't have one of those. That'd be cool. That's the first time you're hearing about that kind of degree, actually.
So let's slow down and talk about this.
I'll tell you what, they used a 25.
Oh my arms are sore!
My arms are sore as a rhinoceros on a summer day in the heat and just got done carrying
around of a bucket of boulders. With little backstories like that, Family Guy would never
hire me as a writer. I don't want to negotiate for you. Oh, that was the final straw. Okay.
I guess that one has there.
Oh my goodness.
Thanks Pilly.
them calm down and now you've you've relic their spirits not cool bro
Holy, I mean just look at how many damn blocks we've placed.
Hey, wee! Wee!
This is where it's seen.
So, is he up early or?
late there the zero okay so maybe I could do this then maybe some lava drizzles
out from like here maybe so does it seem like a big enough coastline kind of I
feel like it doesn't need to be like a crazy amount of space
So maybe like that, and then the full lava.
Something like that.
Now how much should the lava be realistically deep-aided?
Or if we wanted, I could have it snake across a little bit more, but if the lava's going
from the side.
I don't know, I got a TTS out of that.
Um.
Um.
Oh.
We love you for that.
Oh
We love you foolish
So what up?
Oh my goodness
Oh, my hair is like, I don't know, sometimes it feels like it's black, other times it
It feels like it's just like a really dark brown.
Okay, I can't tell if it's gonna save me time or just cost me more time.
And then maybe I'll add like a little area to barely walk on her.
dude we are we're making this place beautiful we're like I how big of how
big of build does the building to be to be considered like a mega build is all
this terraforming making into a mega build is just like so like a big bill
It might not be mega build.
I think like when I think of mega build minecraft, I think it's a bit bigger. I think it's like a big build
Okay, what are the odds I had one and then two like what what what kind of
I hope when you're trying to sleep you stretch your leg and get one of those mega cramps
the turt like hell gives a riot.
Okay.
Alright.
That's how you feel, that's how you feel.
I'm
No! That was not the big deal.
of
Oh, what are you babies still whining about?
Uh, so, thank you for this up.
get raided get raided get raided
i have nothing nice to say right now
what about now
I just got here and that was the first thing that I heard was arrives um so now
Now, um, if I want to lava pool, so I think the first thing I need to do, okay, is first
I need to put dirt like this, and then I need to maybe, because I want it to be a little
deeper, you know.
I think you are so funny and more black with smile finally why thank you maybe you should
Let's take a break.
We're right there, we're right there.
And then like maybe like near like the center of the lamp where we can maybe have like a little rock spike coming out.
Get some crying of sitting. Okay, those are some fighting words.
Take a break is one thing, but to recommend crying of sitting again.
You ever thought about just calming down? Oh, okay, so we're pulling, we're pulling all the stops.
How how deep should I have the lava go do I just let it drip I'll probably let it drip
because like this whole hill will be covered so I'll probably just say screw it and just
let it fall down. I'll break the blocks and just let it... I don't think I need
torches down underneath if I'm doing what I'm thinking I'm about to do.
like a lava curtain I don't I don't see why not like it's ever the any reason I
need to
You're being rude to my user dog on her 7 month birthday so she has decided to curse
you.
What?
No.
No.
We can't give you advice because we don't know anything apparently.
And I have no follow-up words to that.
Ooh, wait, I don't like how this hill's looking.
What are we doing?
63 moths, please, so many moths.
Please, so many moths.
Get them!
I hope everyone in chat helped.
helps with word of tomorrow.
Heh heh heh.
Okay, I see you guys have a lot to get off your mind.
Um...
to this guy this Duke can't even hold on to being second in command for more than five minutes
to some of us um i'm second command plus now okay so uh in fact you should be calling me sir
please distract my ranking
or don't or just don't respect me making
Happy anniversary on Crying Face Emoji.
Happy anniversary.
I don't know, I don't know why I'm so sensitive about that.
I'm
I think this shouldn't be forming.
Okay.
Have you thought of a crying obsidian chandelier inside of the dragon?
I'm trying to sit in the chandelier.
Um, okay, what would be the best way to get lava?
I make like two waste downs basically and just keep going back and forth.
backpack with lava?
huh?
uh...
backpack lava tank?
is that even a thing that's mean
Okay, I feel like the best thing to do right now would be um, maybe like this.
Well, I don't think anyone wants that.
Now where do I put that stone cutter?
Do you know what?
I should just make this and just...
There. New one just dropped.
Okay.
Okay, so now listen we're just teleporting back and forth it won't be that tough I need
need to make another... um... the levels? Guys, we're rich enough to have to worry about
levels. We're beyond that. Who, who the fudge sells ender pearls?
Your mom, okay?
Let me try again.
Okay.
You're a zombie?
There's not something inside.
Alright, where do I get lava?
Oh, ta.
Oh my goodness, like, so many places.
Maybe, like, one of the...
volcanoes I go to.
I'll just hold on to this, oh my goodness.
Oh, almost lost one lava, like it.
Okay, that was like a pretty good amount.
Okay.
Lava pool.
So what would be the best way to do this?
Well, this is going to be a pain.
Wait why is one of these areas not- what?
Why?
Um.
Um
Um.
Okay.
And then also let's kinda swap out like that maybe.
Well, I was not like water?
Well, yeah, yeah, but I thought you'd have to kind of place it in every spot.
And I feel like I have, but then...
That's a whole lot of cheddar.
Yeah it is.
But then sometimes I feel like it just doesn't, something doesn't happen.
Oh, okay, so now we're really just, now we're reaching.
Now we're, now we're in our bag.
How would a tank upgrade help me?
We don't want to solve your problems anymore. We are a union and we don't need you.
Um...
To get lots of it?
Would it really help though?
You fill it with lava and save a lot of space.
But like would it have that much lava? Or like how much lava does a tank hold?
We are way past it! I'm placing lava now!
I think this is going just fine.
Yeah, I'm also maybe on the same page with more buckets.
Um.
You're invading with the buckets, what do you mean?
I'm just getting some buckets of lava.
Well no, no, no, I'll just do this.
See? It's all good guys. You're being a little silly. I do not have time to deal with them.
Can he mobs not right now?
Can he not?
What?
Okay.
of
of
of
of
of
Here we go!
Um...
Guys, I've done all I can to make this easier.
From here on out, I just gotta grind.
How do you try placing the lava on every block?
Dude, I hate when the lava pretends.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, like what's wrong with this lava?
Place on solid block?
Am I like missing?
I thought I am placing on Silent Block.
You can't place on the void? I thought I'd place it on the block.
Um...
Peep, peep, peep, peep!
Um...
Hmm.
Okay, yeah.
I'm gonna go get some water.
Okay, yeah, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I start paying attention to the lines.
Okay.
I really hate catching on fire.
It hurts.
Um...
This...
We are making vast improvements on the ecosystem
Dude I would I would pay an admin a lot of money to do this for me right now
Dude, I'll be honest, I just kinda thought I could skip the checkered pattern.
Um.
Um.
Tee hee hee.
Well I think this is a nice fun switch up from just placing rocks.
Now we can slowly struggle to blaze lava. I feel like this is fun.
Oh, ah!
Veggie is really easy to collect buckets a lot though, but it's much tougher to place
What's up with that?
Have you tried placing?
No.
um
um
la la la la la da
la la la la la da
la la da
la la da
la la la
cause every little thing
is gonna be alright
Um
Okay
Okay, oh
I must fell into the lava
Oh, yeah, I just accidentally got rid of one.
Oops.
Stop!
I'm like missing!
Okay.
And then let me uh, um, okay, here we go!
This is about to be our new, fun, and exciting adventure.
So buckle up boys and girls, cause here we go.
Where is the lava go here?
That doesn't make sense.
I'm sorry, that's stupid.
Okay, at least I think we're really gonna make a lot of...
Oh, like a real splash, um...
Holy hell, my eyeballs are confused.
Where's this grass coming from?
Okay.
But, we're about to like, be the easy part.
Thanks to my genius design.
Okay.
Easy.
GG Ease.
Um...
How many times you got to teach you this lesson old man?
Okay I've used them all up, okay.
So now though, now that we did this, we're about to, we're about to, you know, swerve
it up.
We can go crazy.
You know, we just have to fill in all these little dots.
We won't be wasting any more lava.
It's going to be fantastic.
To the volcano!
Ow, no!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Come on, where's the lava?
Okay, and I think this is enough space just to- man, I really hate when I do that.
Ah, can't take me anywhere.
Okay, look who's about to be so awesome.
Um...
They were not paid to be clear.
Um, I don't know them.
This is nice, we just placed a lava, placed a lava, placed a lava, placed a lava, placed
Place a lava, place a lava, place a lava, do it again, scratch a skirt, what is it,
what am I, what's this doing?
This is why you've been bathed wordled this week through this wall.
Um, first of all, okay, I've been great at wordle.
thinking of connections. I feel like even with this many buckets, how are there this
many holes! I don't understand! Is this that big of a loveable? Screw me. I guess
so I guess so we lost a good one we
We could all please bow our head in a moment of silence.
Hey, hey, do not say deserved, do not say deserved, okay?
That was an innocent long bucket.
I mean, how many, how many, like,
Buckets I just send in their grave
Okay
I'm guys I'm really trying to be efficient here. This is like some of those deficient work. I've done ever so
No way
Dude he's dodging it perfectly that's impossible
I'll be honest in my head. I thought like this whole feeling the lava bucket thing was gonna take
ten minutes. I thought this was going to be a quick in-out kind of job, you know.
But it's fine, they ran up like a really cool lava pool, so...
In the end, it was all worth it.
Foolish how many QSMP members one or two have you met her any funny stories?
Erl
Um
I I guess I've met a decent amount of QSMP members, I suppose
Dude, I don't know where the music went. It was there. It like disappeared for some reason. I don't know. That's all about
Yeah, and now he's gonna have to do this, and it's okay if the dirt, you know, melts.
It's all good.
damn there's no way um you sky or what am I doing I'm trying to make a lava pool
for my area okay I don't know what what that guy said
when is it too foolish to be foolish
Oh, it didn't really look that
But I forgot I put some some lot of buckets in here
Um, uh, we're almost there.
Oh, yeah.
Go!
That's like exactly what that little skip jump was, a little yow!
Um...
Dude, it's just too annoying.
Like between switching the blocks out constantly, I might as well say screw using a...
Yeah, lava is annoying like this, to be clear.
actually kind of the worst. And I knew that going into it so this is not a
surprise. But what I think I am surprised by was the amount of lava there
actually is.
I love you Vinit. Oh, thank you Chasser. And I hope your day gets smoother from
here on out here on out here on out why does that not sound right
It's right, dang.
Oh, the reason I'm not using these shovels is because I have to, like, I guess, like,
if I focus up a bit more, I can swap to the right thing, but it does require like
extra thoughts.
Dude, this is ridiculous!
There's so much!
Oh, I didn't know I didn't know it was going to be like this.
It's like I didn't even make a dent there.
Oh yay!
Oh, I thought I ran out.
Yay, I got a few more left in the tank.
Um, staring at the lollipops.
Well dude my eyes are like, they're going to fry themselves before I concern.
Like I almost have four stacks of buckets, okay?
But when I look at this like this in my head like if this should just clear this out
Okay, like it should just but for some reason it's just not
All right, I don't it's so weird
See? See, look at me working all smart and stuff.
Bet you guys didn't know I could do that.
I'm actually quite resourceful and quick-witted.
Ow! Ow!
Did that not feel like it was going forever? Yeah, dude, my XP is just so wiped.
Scream me 18 levels down the drain
Yes. At least lava bubbling is quite a nice sound.
I think we can all take time to appreciate it.
Want to lava.
I don't know how many lovahs has it been.
Um, thank you, truly for the seven.
I don't know
It's like it's been an eternity
Never ending
Am I going to have enough, I might be good.
Oh, no, I might be off. I'm gonna be off.
Hello? Why did those not go to my hotbar?
I swear it's gonna be on some I'm gonna be like off by like one
Son of a bitch
Off I to
Unless maybe
Wait?
Wait, do I have some other...
Actually, off I won.
I didn't tell her that I spot, um.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I probably should, um, am I right on?
And done!
We now have a beautiful lava pool.
No, I don't know, I might add like a little rock in the middle, maybe, I don't know.
some magma blocks maybe? I said I might do like the whole lava flowing from like maybe
like right there but also I might not because I just don't want maybe too much orange on
the map but that wouldn't really be that much more orange. Spikes around the edges
Yeah, we could, you know, like I said, we might decorate a little bit more.
That's okay, like I said, I don't mind, I don't mind this.
Um...
Uh...
That's some bright lava right there.
Um, yeah, we're gonna need to decorate a little bit more, whether it's magma or, um,
Maybe like just a couple of spikes in the middle.
Maybe like a couple of spikes, you know.
Ah, yeah, that looks about how it would probably look.
We have to go back and still color in more of the rock.
Technically too, if we wanted, I can do the work of quickly breaking all the dirt.
I
Haven't done that
Oh, okay, wait, this might be a good spot to get I don't want to have to hear any mobs in here
I don't know what to do with this.
Uh, I'll repair this.
Wee!
Guys, how long did they even get all those lava buckets?
I felt like an eternity.
Like a 30 minute indebted.
One million hours.
Very nice.
And now we'll have enough levels again to teleport all around.
I did use up a lot of...
Here we go.
Here we go.
Are we almost done?
Yeah, now I have all the buckets I could ever ask for.
Dude, this thing really has to be almost maxed out.
I've mended everything, my pickaxe, and I'm level 30 now.
Oh my goodness, level 32.
This is the kind of amount of levels I'm gonna like die with.
Did I like, saw how to press the potion twice?
How's this so many?
I have everything finished and um yeah maybe I could go for some enchant.
What enchant have I wanted to do?
Um.
What was it?
Uh, like was it my boots?
Or my helmet?
My helmet has only, I need aqua 3.
Um.
Okay, I need a finish chakra.
I need respiration 3.
Oh, is it just respiration?
Oh.
Oh, Respirasion, Respirasion, Respirasion, perfect.
This will be nice, I've been waiting for this.
Now I can breathe underwater, right, finally?
Um...
I can't do any more.
it's fine I have like but didn't even give me a number but it's fine like I
I literally have a 2 instead of a 3, like I can, I don't know if that...
Um...
Yeah, we can have another 2 maybe if that works.
Holy hell!
Um...
So yeah, we did end up just doing a little side quest of making a lava pool near the back
of the dragon.
The lava pool could use, you know, something just a little extra spice, like it's fine,
but you know, maybe like a little spike in the middle, some spikes on the side, you
know something. We ended up covering some more ground, though we have more ground to still
go. We had some more fakesbikes. Yes, I am very much against lava coming out of the mouth.
But how it's set up, it's just gonna look like he's drooling lava.
I feel like he's just gonna be like, ahhh.
55 lava buckets on the wall.
55 buckets of lava.
Today going down, you bastard around.
Dude, I need to sell some more Caldlamy.
All the animals I finally got again are like gone.
I'm tired of stealing six, Granville.
Um, but yeah, I'll probably probably call it here.
I think I'm good.
Um, I think we did good work today.
A lot of building.
Like, almost enough to where like this side like kind of looks done.
Look, we didn't have that whole pillar down there.
But it's not done yet.
And we need to figure out if we're doing any magma work.
I don't know yet.
And if we're doing do mud work.
Good night
Do I could maybe do two and it could help with the depth is like kind of like here adding a few more spikes
But maybe it's not necessary. I don't know
Yeah, as you can see the left side has not gotten the same love that the right side did.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Um.
Not yet.
Um.
Whoa.
Um.
Whoa.
Um.
yep there's it I'm not playing
Um.
Yaaay.
Dude, I don't know what it is with this webcam making this look like some velvety shirt.
that I've never seen a webcam like a
pants and shirt this much
this is like the most like simple like
kind of dark navy blue shirt it makes
it look like way more
thank you guys thanks for hanging out
Thanks for watching. I know today was pretty chill, but it's the only way. It's the only way I'm ever going to finish that area. It's just locking in place and blogs.
So we did that, we did it real well today.
So yeah, do you think I'll be back tomorrow?
And we'll just kind of see when I see ya.
Alrighty, thank you guys for watching.
Thanks for watching. Thank you again for any subs for 10 months. Twitch and Discord, thank you!
Some long shifts these past QSMP weeks.
Boy oh boy, we love it! We love it, don't we?
Oh the raid's probably gonna be...oh no we're good.
Uh, we're Minecrafters, you know, at the end of the day we play Minecraft.
I play Minecraft.
We've always played Minecraft.
Alrighty, goodnight.
Goodnight.
My brain is fried.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Four, three.