Hello? Hello? My client is innocent, probably. So let him off the hook. I'm rehearsing my lines.
Oh yeah.
I'm expecting a swift victory.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Uh, I don't have a suit jacket,
But like, you know, I'm trying to be like a little presentable.
Like I got the button up.
You know, another day in the office.
Here we are.
With the black shirt underneath.
Yeah, I was saying it's fine.
It's simple work.
We just got to look them up a little bit.
With the headset, it goes crazy.
I think the black teacher is meant to represent the the darkness in my heart.
Yeah.
I look like I'm working at a call center.
I'm working for justice.
Okay, I look like a finance bro.
Oh, yeah, I look like I'm about to- oh, no, I definitely- here, like, I'll just expose
it now.
I don't think this would be very surprising.
definitely in zoom call uh no definitely i'm in zoom call attire here you go i mean uh
We're ready to win the case.
We don't need pantalones.
Alright, we just need this jacket.
We're ready to go!
Guys, this is the new...this is the new...
Dude, I don't know why, like I feel more business like little hands in pocket.
You know?
I
Yeah, it's for what I'm saying. Don't worry. I'm a purple. I have the purple thing
It's fine. Look polite. Um, okay. Ah, that might be good. I don't know
Yeah
Sarah, thank you for the sub that's thank you very interested in the chief. Yeah
Use this evidence against me. I'm a lawyer.
Yeah, yeah, I'm looking very lawful.
Very lawful. Just imagine I'm a tie-on right now.
There we go.
Why do I look like an elementary school kid? No, I don't.
Why are the two buttons white? I don't know.
I don't know.
Actually, you know, I think I know why.
because this jacket, it would be like buttoned here.
It would be, I think it'd be, like if I was wearing
a suit jacket, it would be buttoned right there.
I think that's why.
Could be fun.
Yeah, this is my favorite court.
Dude, I don't have a tie here.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Who can do?
I feel tall.
I feel like the shirt makes me feel tall.
Here, maybe if I tuck it a little bit.
Oh, basically, actually,
I'm just like doing a little roll,
but somehow it looks worse, I think.
I think that's, now it looks like some kilt or something.
I don't know.
I don't know how that ended up looking worse.
Here we go.
Yeah, no, this is worse, I've just like rolled it up.
Yeah, I think that, yeah, that's what I did.
I think we'll just leave it.
Yeah, it's better to look a little more casual, I think, right now.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh
We are ready. What are you wearing my lawyer outfit to be a lawyer?
My cufflings
Good at you. Thank you. You guys are the subs
Mmm
Uh, Sikara, thank you for the prime.
Yeah, I was hoping like the red would kind of offset all the white going on.
I look like some Federation worker right now.
There's a lot of...
There's a lot of white everywhere.
This is why you don't see me too often with white t-shirts.
Uh, for stream.
Is it wrinkled? I don't think my shirt's too wrinkled.
I mean, maybe it's a little... Like, what's it... What's it matter?
What's it matter? I'm a Minecraft lawyer right now!
Sam, I am the age of the 26.
Pale on pale.
The pale on pale.
You're the spy.
Um, Salad, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Me and three Turkish people think you look great.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, I don't have a tie.
A dope from France?
The double thumbs up is bold my color seems off. Oh my goodness. Well, like I said, this
This isn't like, this is like more of a, it meant to go with a, what's it called, like a,
like a, yeah the blazer, like the whole suit, you know.
But dude I tried wearing like the jacket, like that red one.
The color was so bad for it with this camera.
It was like this weird dark red void.
It did not look good.
No, I can't be bothered to show it now because I already hung it back up and zipped it in its little suit coat.
I'm so worried about this coffee.
I almost don't want to drink any more coffee until...
Cuz even one little drip even one or like one of those I go to sip it and like I miss my mouth
Oh we're fancy
See somebody thinks I'm fancy
All right
Let's see how quick my brain is right now
Because I think it's important to be flexible and be ready for anything.
Our word today will be court.
I just thought about it off the dome by the way.
Okay, we have a strong T. We have a strong T.
Okay, so we need something to end with T.
Um, neat, um, meant?
Is that?
I feel like this isn't going to be right, meant.
But I feel like it's good letters.
It's good letters.
So I'll go with, was it good letters?
It was, we got two yellows, I'm not gonna be mad.
Two yellows and we know it's not A.
So where's the E gonna go?
Where, maybe like this?
Or I don't know, or maybe, maybe, maybe.
Okay, maybe like this.
Like, like maybe an I.
Or maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe,
tenet, tenet, two E's, two T's, GG.
Wait, I already knew that E couldn't go there.
I'm throwing.
I already knew that it couldn't be two E's.
I got too excited.
That's my bad.
Sometimes that happens.
Okay, well now we need, we know where the E is.
So I feel like there's gonna be one more vowel.
Right?
Could it, like, could the vowel go here?
like I yet, or like is there a Y E T word?
Play yet, blit, play yet?
Or maybe it's more like, wait, there's an N,
I need to throw an N somewhere.
Maybe N, maybe I N space E T, in net, in it, in it.
B in net, in it, in, in, in debt, your in debt, without the B, no, uh, um, I'm trying
to think, I'm trying to think.
Right now, I feel quite confident there's an I, okay?
But it's like, where does that I go?
And then the N also has to go here, or like here.
I, N, and I.
Uh.
Uh.
What is this?
What is this word dude? This is not looking good. I thought I was gonna be a great lawyer.
This is not... I gotta be able to think faster.
In Pet
Don't know I
Don't I don't I just feel like it's gonna be like
This or it's gonna be vice versa, so I might just start brute-forcing
I'm gonna just start brute-forcing in wet. Maybe I don't know the word in in Pet
in yet
Okay, no in in set oh
We're gonna keep brute forcing we're gonna keep brute forcing. I don't know what this word is
In debt no, I tried that in fat
In the head
In in viet in in cat in get
Inlet? Inlet? Inlet? Inlet? Inlet. It like sounds like a word but what, what is an inlet?
It's like a water thing?
It's a water thing, a small river.
It's just an inlet of water, just a little squiggle of water.
I mean, yeah, we have an outlet, so we might as well have an inlet, I guess.
Sure.
Okay.
Whatever, we got it.
That would have been a tough word to actually guess without brute forcing.
I don't I don't think I would have thought of that word. I never use that word. Oh
Man, we got a lot of white going on here. Oh boy
Spectacle a spectacle
Goggle to Goggle
to peer at to goggle at to
spectacle? Can you spectacle at something? I don't know. To associate with? To associate?
Parallel. The parallels? Like how they associate? They associate? My fellow guy, my my
my peer, my colleague, and my associate!
Business Terms.
Cohort Member.
Oh yeah, that's one.
Mmm, Style.
Monkey.
What's monkey doing here?
Monkey bars?
Monkey bars?
Pull up bar?
Look bar, shade bar, spectacle bar, goggle bar, design bar, scheme style contact.
Is there anything else?
I'll hold on to that part maybe I'll hold on to that to look okay the design
it's a spectacle it's a to goggle at to look design okay the design the scheme
with the makeup of kind of um you know Sam design scheme the design the scheme
to scheme against to shade
this is my contact contact I contact I
I pull up I say I look I don't know what I'm thinking right now
The monkey bar is a parallel bar.
Is it called a parallel bar?
Like a thing that...
To even?
Uh, the contact bar?
One away!
One away!
Okay?
Monkey bar, pull bar, parallel bar, look bar, shade bar, spectacle bar, goggle bar, design
bar scheme bar design bar uneven in uneven bar contact bar style bar right now I'm between
like design and style a style bar and a design bar that's kind of one in between I think
So what sounds more like a thing?
Here, look at my style bar.
Look at this design bar.
It's a design bar?
Style bar.
Oh, a goggle bar, right?
No, okay.
Uneven bar?
That's an uneven bar!
Gymnastics?
It just sounds- that doesn't sound-
I wear in the singular cunt- oh.
Dang, I should have gotten this connections.
This one, this one I should have got.
I was starting to say some of these,
and I just stopped- I started- like, oh my god.
Dennis, okay.
Oh, I was so focused on those stupid bars.
I don't know what a goggle bar is, dude, I don't know.
I thought maybe it was like, I don't know.
This court case is cooked like today's
connections real giggle.
Hey, when that happens.
Hey, when that happens.
I know, I've not found any sense if I get...
could be crucial to the case. He did say 10 minutes before. That was like, he felt pretty
strong about that. Where's the tie? I don't need it, you know? Today's a casual day.
easy
uh... center team thank you militia thank you for the big you
don't worry i support the one in my with my character
Yeah
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Oh my mic I broke nope for me
See Tullo's gonna win
Oh, yeah, oh
Oh my goodness, I literally can't see any of the words I'm typing.
My screen is back to being terrible.
Oh no.
Lawyer!
Client!
Client!
Client!
I need you?
Okay.
Okay
Am I gonna crash again if the trail was based on looks you'll win
Oh here we go good luck laboring today streamer oh seven
TUBBO!
I'm ready!
You made it! Get off it quick!
Wait, where's your suit?
My suit? It's real life!
Or do I need an in-game one?
You might need an in-game one!
People are going to think you're just a slob
in a murderer.
Oh no!
They're not going to think you're taking this seriously.
I am taking this.
Lawyer, so much has happened.
What do you mean, so much has happened?
They great the castle and we're gonna be blamed for it. No, no, no, no, no, it's okay. That'll be artists
No, no, it's already good the um
The SIA have already taken full responsibility of that
But it makes a look innocent. Ah, I do know what you mean
It does kind of like it gives like a little extra edge of like oh what was me. I
know
Oh
Now
Tell about this could be crucial to the case. Oh
Yeah, I think we need to find a sad tiktok edit of you. I
Don't have any sad tiktok edit. There's gotta be one out there
Okay, we got just gotta find one and we got a we got a played to the crowd's emotion
There's no one which is funny
There's got to be something there's got to be something out there. That's a little bit and like oh
Oh
God the horror
Yeah, there's gotta be something or or maybe just like a moment of like you and like the train
It's like happy music and like me and my best friend and then like yeah, yeah, yeah, like something like that
That could be good
Okay, and now I don't I don't really I don't know how to make
Wait, can we group can we group? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Can we do that?
Can you make it, can you make it?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'll make it public.
Okay.
Hi.
Hello.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lloyd, do you like my Pantheon I built?
This is a wonderful Pantheon.
You've been good.
You've been putting in the work.
Oh, I mean, like, I don't have to question,
like, is that or is that not a Pantheon?
And it genuinely is right yeah, no that was cool and like the little extra little dome at the top
Gali yeah, yeah, no no this is excellent work
Okay, I like I can see the floating castle from over here
Listen so lawyer we're gonna be blamed for that. It looks like she's been
Attacked a bunch. Okay. Listen. We will not get blamed for that
Don't worry. I'll call upon witnesses. I'll do whatever it can. Okay? Because today, today
is not about the truth. The t-
Loya, how are you dressed?
I've got a really nice white buttoned up shirt.
Show me, Loya. Show me.
Oh, here. I'll show the full fit. Okay, here we go.
Here it will be. Here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you think?
Okay, wait. It's good.
WHAT'S THE SHOCK? WHAT'S THE SHOCK?
What do you see?
What happened?
What do you mean?
Why have we got our nobly ass knees out?
I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good.
No!
That's not even a word.
No!
Oh, God.
Yeah. Yeah.
You're treating this like a freaking zoo meeting.
No, no, no, no. See, but now like nobody even knows.
Nobody's let's say unless they're smart. They're not gonna ask to see my knees
Okay, right there's no way they'll think of that
If they think they'll ask you to show your knees once our back up I'm gonna say I don't have any
Really yeah
Does that work
Yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah okay um yeah trouble believing you no no no don't listen let's say like I
said like I said today is not about the truth today is about proving that you
are a little angel okay everything else wait cuz I just found out that's doing
us oh that's fine I thought we were doing them oh no no pal you're you're
getting sued oh god yeah I can't do this no no you can I can't do this it
means she hates me no no no no I think but foolish I made this wonderful
panoramic of us did you prove that but we could be friends look look pull it up
Oh, pull it up.
It's like on your screen.
Yeah, I made a beautiful color for all of our best moments.
Yeah.
Look at you.
Look, it's me and my future bestie.
OK, wait, wait.
I'm just helping her hold up her hand.
OK, this here, wait, wait.
Let me get a screenshot.
This could be important.
OK, wait, wait.
No, wait, wait, wait.
You're good.
Let me pull Snip, okay?
Uh, no.
Okay, hold it for a second longer.
Hold it for a second longer.
And yeah!
Yeah, okay, okay.
Here, I can send it to you,
the Snip that I'll be using.
We can load that in for evidence.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Isn't that good?
Yeah, I think that could be good.
Yeah.
Let me show the chat what we're working with.
But nobody, this is private information.
Do not display this.
Here it is.
My client, look at it.
There's clearly a misunderstanding.
They've been hanging out and best friends for so long.
And they even said in the sub-tie
it was helping her hold up her hand.
This is good.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
This is good.
I need to go get water.
I'm going crazy, I'll be right back.
Yeah, get yourself some water, get yourself some water.
I think in the meantime, let me prepare that.
Where's my paper?
Oh, it's over here.
Where's my camera?
Perfect.
Um, you know what, I realized I didn't actually, like, save the photo as anything.
I'll just call it Tubbo Innocent.
Okay.
Perfect.
That's good.
Here we go.
Okay.
All my evidence stuff will kind of go in this corner.
Here we go, okay, all my evidence stuff will kind of go in this corner.
Um, ooh, I think we need, uh, Pinocchio missing.
El, el, el, el.
Okay, fantastic, let me fix my hair up a little bit so I look presentable.
Okay, what am I missing here?
What do we not thought of?
The order of events doesn't matter, okay?
You know, case by case, we'll just refute and defute everything they have to say.
So that's fine.
We don't need to know the order.
I think it does, guys.
Guys, it doesn't.
Who's the lawyer?
you guys okay not you pull out my notes I just don't know if my my notes are
gonna be the most helpful thing right now I'm just trying to remember I was
innately relaxing then out of no then out of the middle of nowhere my biggest
operative materializes she was never actually there wait stop that doesn't
make sense she kidnapped my bisexual daddy and hung her up in the sky and cut
out one of her eyes
oh good morning alcohol good morning
you have to leave the group because I can't see your smoke
ah I'm here wait we're leaving group
He can't see the bubbles.
Otherwise there's no Polish translation above your head.
Bo! Maybe now?
Uh, Tavo, say something?
Hello!
There we go.
Have you seen this bear?
Um, like maybe five days ago?
Yeah, like in the last two days.
Uh, definitely not.
He's dead. He probably got fired.
Wait, okay.
Tavo, you're the experienced person here.
you're the experienced person here
i've got experience
more definitely more experienced than foolish
after your court case
we are allowed to sue
we are allowed to sue each other
and do different lawsuits
how the fuck would i be if i sued the federation
i don't think that would work
the federation might just say
no
the truth that I have no it's written like haha good morning what are you doing
haha that is a little bro you sound like the woman from portal yeah oh wait
that's like the enrichment center will provide you with the what do you think
of my brother a graph it's would you like my honest opinion or would you like
my American opinion you're honest to pit up both my honest opinion is I really
like the top I really like the roof however I think it ought to be a little
wider and my American oh my god you're so good at building it's beautiful my
god you should wait that was a really good that was a really good American
opinion whoa dude that's what I was like basically sounded like talking to
Tomo I think I'll use my credit card that is a classic that's a classic
American is yeah wait I feel I feel so red and seen no like when I talked
about your dragon foolish that was no American opinion that was genuine
opinion I am a very direct person I do not like talking around subjects which is
I do not enjoy America because people meet say things and they mean something
different like it's like people in America there's like the concept of
having someone greet you outside of Walmart is so foreign to Europeans why
yeah I don't know why they do that I was here to buy the thing you don't
need to convince me. Don't say hi to me. Stop fucking talking to me. Also they always fill up your water, I can't deal with it.
Bruh, when I was my first ever water, because they always fill that shit back up. But yeah, you want to be able to drink it.
You're keeping so much. Sorry, sorry. No, I'm fine. No, I just hate it a lot. Yeah, so my first time in America
when I went to a restaurant like for the first time and like the water came all
like automatically let's say I was like oh I didn't order a water because I
didn't want to pay for it because America is expensive and in Europe you pay for
water oh yeah me UK yeah let's see like fancy water there's some places you
can order tap water and they will give it to you but yeah I kind of like the
Water I kind of like this site. Yeah, it's reverse as most as filter water and it tastes really weird
It's I cannot describe it. I would describe it most as like sticky water
Yeah, wait I kind of like that
So does this tubbo have your vote
Are you on the Jerry I
I
Hope not. Oh, and we do a bit of jury nullification real quick. Yeah. Have you heard about jury nullification? I have
So you've seen a little spoiler of my ultimate that I've got planned for the day time your ultimate wait
What I sent you a screenshot in this way. Oh, oh wait where he does have an ultimate ability preview
Yeah, I do have an alt. He's at 100%
Like it's in this will help you or
Uh this I don't know. Maybe
Well, you know, I like surprises
Yeah, we'll just see why you're gonna surprise you so hard, okay?
Okay, just and this will help you right though. You're not gonna make my job
Actually being accused of
I think he's basically being accused for like being responsible for the train running her over
I think that's like the main okay, uh, hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yeah
Foolish yeah, this is your payment. Okay. You are now legally my lawyer. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I tell you it's confidential. Okay. Yes. That's very important as a lawyer. So
So, why I'm being prepared for today is because it wasn't Tubbo that hit Alandrosa with the
train, it was me.
That was the train driver.
Oh dear.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say that part.
Why not say that part?
Is that not an important part for your case, but I'm going through everything?
Oh, I'm not going to hit it with the train.
No.
Fools.
If you would be so kind to accompany me to the Quackity statue.
Yeah, I would love to.
I would love to.
This feels like an important walk and talk moment.
have been prepared for is basically me and Tubbo being swapped as essentially I
would become the one being charged. Oh interesting okay so I hope you can
defy me. I still want my justice. Yeah no you'll get your justice in
retribution all your demands. And to ban her from using cobblestone. Ban cobblestone and
make her move to a different time zone. Make her move, make her go to prison at
one week of best friendship. Yeah yeah. And also Balaban. Don't forget Balaban.
Yeah
I believe you are previously here like you would not not here, but you previously have had
dealings with the Federation and
Another island of other people. Oh, yes. Yes very much so
How do you how much and you thought about of course how about there being two clackities to jail now?
Oh, that's a classic. Yeah, there was like rumors. I've never seen them both at the same time
No, true. Oh
Oh, yes. Yes, I do
Get in my boat. Bye. All right. Thank you
Yeah, I haven't really heard too much about it. They're the whole one for two deal
you know
What I'm trying to get at is
How many emeralds of a bribe do you think I need to put the quackity in a bed drop? Oh, I don't think emeralds are worth anything
Yeah, I don't I have a stack of emerald blocks. I can give him a totem. I have monster spawn eggs
I think you should give him netherite. That's the only thing wait here. He has netherite somehow
Yeah
remember yesterday and
They had a wolf spawn egg and a fox spawn egg. That's not a shock collar. That's
Molly's cafe. Yeah, I thought he had a bro. It's a long story
I was like why'd we put a shock collar on quackity?
I'm stuck, I'm stuck cause he likes it.
Right, foolish, since you will most likely become my lawyer as well.
You need to be pretty.
You're doing it.
Okay, wow look at me moving up in the world.
Okay, would this have to do with anything?
Well, who are we inside of?
Uh, Quackity, I guess, all three of us.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Wow.
What a gay play.
He is.
Sorry.
Yeah?
Sorry.
What?
What is this?
It's a sealed briefcase with documents that Quackity has been noted off.
That will be in his possession during the trial.
Blackmail! Wait, like a blackmail?
No, better. Back to the blackmail!
I've been hiding this for so long, and I want to hide it for two more days.
It's going to be, let's say it's going to be
a very solid defense for myself.
Oh, wow, dude. Man, I this is getting more and more spicy by the second. Oh
This is good. This is good. Um graph. Do you have any sad tiktok edits of yourself?
True. No, I only have sigma edits of myself. Yeah, wait, that's good, dude
It could be but like what the crowd starts like the jury thinks he's like a little like I'm trying to present him is is humble and
unfortunate
uh... foolish let i'm gonna send you a screen shot
okay one single excerpt of what i have for today
okay let me um...
uh... all the way we have to have to have it
do you
please guys act
cross-pollinate starts with the g here we go okay r a f
found it that's the whole name
okay just keep this to yourself don't don't read this is this is page one
Oh wait, is this the same thing you sent me?
No, it's a different thing.
Oh.
Are you starting to understand?
I'll write you another message.
You guys are up to something, I can tell.
I mean, that's gonna be pretty good. Wow. Wow. Um, dang. You're, you're really. Yeah,
I mean, that feels pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. He has the same information you do now. Just
keep it oh okay oh so we've we've got two alts preloaded yes yes okay why are we here
uh oh oh the briefcase the briefcase the briefcase is sealed it's got the
documents inside it's had them for a day well how does he open the briefcase
he knows it's here uh oh he doesn't know the code yeah i know the code and he oh we're going to
be in the same courtroom so i can just tell him the code yeah but what if someone gets here first
they don't know the code they don't know the code and like what are they gonna stay in the court room
well i'm gonna i'm going to wait until he shows it in his hand first oh yeah
very clever this is brilliant brilliant oh man we're gonna get away with it wait i didn't pay
foolish
What yeah, I'll take some like emeralds nutrition nutrition. I'll take nutrition
Nutrition, I don't know exactly what that means, but I'm intrigued. I've given it to you
What oh oh I see oh wow. Thank you. Thank you for the four baked potatoes
Well, if anyone else opens the briefcase then we can
kill them yeah we can we can use them of MG who MG MG which of course the full
gambit don't that one British car company where all the engines recoil
until they went away I thought it was I thought that's a game that's a oh I
kind of like masterful gambit to the masterful gambit we can accuse them of
doing a masterful gambit something like cool about that okay yeah I'm really I'm
really not worried about this case at all between turbo and now graph I think
we were real real solid case you know and we'll just yeah every everything they
they say you're trying to throw against us we'll just say we flip back yeah we
flip back at them okay and foolish make sure we get bowel buns
Yes, yes, the bow buns will be at the top of the demands list. Jen wait. Can we go see the demands wait one second?
I'll be right back. Oh, have you got any?
zinc zinc
And he's zinc I ever had I gave to Tubbo, but maybe he still has that zinc
Hold on my my YouTube chat decided to count on you time some people up
Decided to count
YouTube chat just like one day like a week ago decided to all start counting
Oh, that's about their big five hours of stream they counted up to
3,200 wait you stream on YouTube at both YouTube and Twitch
Ground control
No, oh, how do you have both chats at the same time?
I
Have chat arena for twitch chat and I have like a little pop-out chat window for YouTube. Hell. Yeah. Oh, God
That's horrible. I'm so sorry
YouTube chats horrible it's like Google hangouts chat with like layers of
You don't write Google hangouts chat okay I'm not sure this friendship was
gonna work. Bro I despise Google hangouts. Nah I'm kidding I wasn't I wasn't alive
when Google hangouts shut down. Yeah I don't I don't know if I ever use Google hangout
but that might not be like an age thing that might because I never used it.
Uh, Tubbo, lemme tell you this.
Yeah.
I am so old that my Gmail isn't even Gmail.
It's at GoogleMail.com.
Whoa!
Google Mail!
Google Mail.
Wait, that's kinda high.
They didn't have Domain yet in the UK, so I have Google Mail.
Wow.
Wait, oh my god, that's before Global Domain Registry.
Yep.
Is this guy bothering you?
Do I need to speak to him?
There's Evron.
Yeah, we should go and find Evron.
Evron, can I do?
He's probably at my house. Oh, okay. Can someone stone us?
I can give you a boat stone. Oh
The gaff to the gaff the gaff to the gaff the gaff
Mine's got bad thing in my gaff
Yeah, the head ting
I unfortunately speak London that was horrible not horrible that you just
thought those words that makes sense there is no Lang nor Pang Ting in the
regime the only Pang Ting is there on my iPhone too the regime is purely long
back I don't remember what this means that's okay remember he's not here wait
is that the train that ran her over over there that's Cabell keep it that's all
bisexual the bisexual baddie that's our bisexual body okay look at this look at
this innocent train they scouched her eyes out graph did you see the couch the
right eyes I heard the train yeah on the other side oh no he's missing an eye
yeah she is though it's sad oh yeah that's what you are talking about that
is not illegal to drive I know I know but Tava yeah I know this isn't
realistic but okay imagine if you pulled up to court on the train oh where
where is it I've got it's like the big white building to the you have to make
at least like wait over there you're kidding it's over there we'd have to cut
through this ugly white thing here wait no what is that that's the Q news
headquarter. Oh geez. That's all where all the truth and information is gathered.
That's true. Wait, the truth which was published just like our op is a terrorist.
They published that. Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh lawyer. Wait, we have a lawyer secrets, right?
Yeah, of course. Yeah. Please tell me a good one.
Then my spider came up to me asking for gunpowder and I said I'm pretty sure I
I have to give you a license to take this.
And he was like, I don't have the paperwork.
I was like, well, have you got not got the paperwork?
I guess I can give it to you.
Then after I give it to him, he was like,
I'mma make sure you win today.
And then he took that dump out or left.
This happened today?
Yeah, like an hour ago, no, like three hours ago.
Oh no.
Dude, no, no, listen, right now.
And I was complicit.
I was complicit.
No, you were not complicit.
You were not, you were not, okay?
You are not in an exorcism, in a terrorism.
Why can't it be?
You are an innocent molangial, and I don't want to hear any words if I'm guilty out of your mouth today.
But I...
I thought I gave him 150!
Wow, okay, that feels excessive, but...
I mean, that doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter.
That's 750 mines!
Um...
No.
That was a lot of mines.
Listen, if you...
If you gave diamonds to someone and they make it into a sword and then kill someone, would you feel to blame?
Oh my god, wait, this is wait. This is crazy philosophy. This is like this is like
Wait wait, let it go to wait
No, but then but then if you sold me a gun and then I shot someone would you be to blame?
I've heard this before nope
That's the most American question
Oh, yeah
That one pops up
If you take a gun and you give it somebody and somebody shoot somebody with that gun who's to blame?
Guns don't kill people people man. That's right. You guys understand my pencil
So yeah, Tubbo as far as I know as a lawyer of the US of a you are innocent my friend
Yes! I love my American lawyer!
Yeah, and Graf, you know, you're innocent too, pal. We have all the paperwork needed.
We have all the proof and the pudding.
This is going to be very weird having an American legal system
when I'm going to be citing Polish law.
No, it's fine.
Wait, can you cite us a Polish paragraph of law right now?
Just cite one.
any or like chapter 16 section 5 of Polish law that one of Polish law
16th article of the PO code. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, the 16th one isn't an actual law. It's like preparation for stuff
It's not like you can't do this. Oh
What about section 5 section 5? I heard you want you want later on you want later on a section 42
I heard that one's a juicy one. Yeah
The court can declare prohibition to drive motor vehicles
when a person is convicted of
being membered to roads
To traffic. Oh
That's like a traffic law. Wait, that's kind of feels like a fly
Basically
I think it's lawyer for the police can take away your driver's license if you mess up badly enough
You should know next set about that. Oh
Did you guys license taken away tomato?
What
No, I translate this
It's like the Polish and the playground Polish equivalent of I plead the fifth. Oh
If you don't want to answer a question you just say for me door for me door
What happened? Did he like hit someone?
Okay, so here's the law okay next day was driving like his BMW or something. Oh, of course
It's a BMW SUV as well. He's oh, and he doesn't let me guess he doesn't have indicators. I
Think you have to let me guess they broke
so there's this Polish youtuber who's
He's called bloody. Okay
Okay, Blady's kind of like the Polish Vegeta like he's been around for 10-15 years
everyone likes him just a great dude and and Blady really needed the shit and
this was on the motorway so Nexay drove like 180 kilometers an hour when the
limits are 140 like to get him to the services so Blady can take a shit and
And he stopped the car, Bladdy runs out the car to the toilet.
And as Bladdy runs, the police pull up in an unmarked vehicle.
And they take Nexa's license, which led to Nexa needing to buy an electric scooter
so he can get around, which he drove too quick and broke his leg.
Oh, I mean, sorry, that's horrible.
No, I'm... that's crazy.
So, Bladdy's shit is basically the reason why Nexa broke his leg.
It is that!
I've been walking no longer than this dog.
That is too fast!
That is too fast!
Well, how fast can you drive in the UK?
It's like 90 miles an hour.
No!
It's 80!
Okay, 80, that's like 112 kilometers an hour in normal units.
We can drive 140 plus 10 percent, which is like 195 miles per hour on the motorway.
What's like the mortality rate of this 70 oh my god it's 70 it's a limit 70
Yeah, that's nothing. That's like express road. You can that's not motorway speeds
It sounds like I can't drive to beat that. I thought it was 80 because everyone I get in the car with goes faster than 70
Oh
Oh, well
European Union law states
like there's something about the accuracy of the speedometer.
So if it's like 50
and you're driving 55 and it says 55 on display, you're probably driving 50.
It's like true airspeed.
Not that I'd recommend it.
Well, all I know is for every 10 miles an hour increase,
the fatal crash chance goes up by 20 percent.
Difficult, into a plateaus at 95% at 60 miles an hour.
So anyone in Poland that gets an accident just dies?
Well, I do have to be hit a pedestrian.
Oh, oh.
You don't want to be hit in pedestrians.
We had a case of a guy speeding through a town like two years ago.
It wasn't interesting.
Oh, was it?
Wait, I think I know what Marquez brownly threw a school zone.
Wait, is that right?
Some guy like drifted and went for a bitch.
And people are talking about Tomasz Chaito. Yeah, like some Polish. I believe he's like a football journalist
He hit like an old lady on a crossroad and suffered no consequences and he's a massive meme. Oh wait
Cuz wow
I don't know he had a good lawyer. Oh
Foolish you're gonna be doing shit like like
We're in a similar case. Hey, we're playing a video game. We can do that here in real life. It's horrible. Listen
I'm not even memeing right now don't bring up car crashes around multi cuz that's a yeah, okay
No means serious
No
Um, but yeah, I'm curious if we're able to like call on witnesses or like how many witnesses as opposed to like I think we should
Cool, wait, can I say witnesses we should cool? Yeah, no that'd be helpful. You know everyone? Yeah, yeah
Maybe for ease however, I'm not sure if he's gonna be present or if this testimony is going to help a hinder
No guys honestly
Who would be the perfect witness Oh, there's somebody coming somebody with speed
Okay, buddy. I don't see anyone. I now see who can it be
I don't see anyone
Speaking of the perfect witness, I saw my own. Nice to you
Thank you. Thank you. You're looking fresh
Um, the boys were you planning our legal defense? Yep
Hi, but when they call when we call you to the sand you gotta say he's innocent
Yeah, get in the power buns ban her from using cobblestone. You got to say those things
Wait, can you repeat that?
He's innocent buy him the power buns and ban it from using cobblestone
That's what you say
the block of cobblestone allowed.
from ever touching a block of cobblestone.
and every time she touched the block of cobblestone, she has to give me a diamond, right, foolish?
Yeah, yeah, we can squeeze that in.
Or jail! No jail!
Well, no, but we already have jail.
And one more week of best friendship.
Oh, every time she places cobblestone, she has to learn a word in Polish.
Ooh.
Ooh.
She's been learning.
Alan Russo has been speaking Polish.
How about...
Impressive.
a word there's someone else coming in Latin shoot him down wait this time wait
who was that that was everyone and I just ran away oh he's gonna be so sad
about that oh if you hit this oh what is that shy fireworks whoa yeah and stay
out can I get a suit please I don't you have a suit dude that's all same you
look like a murderer right now yeah you you homeless man I don't like hanging
out you guys no no no no no this is for your own good okay we're trying to
tell you this I'm going to go talk to Katie yeah everyone can't talk to Katie
Okay, bye. Bye-bye. Oh
Okay, funny. Oh, I'm being summoned to Juan's office
Can we come
Yeah, let me see
And Tubbo and
Hyper come along. Hey, who's Juan Juan is the lawyer. I know one. Yeah, you know
you know you know one I know one we got way back yeah who's he the lawyer of who
do you think if it's not you the heart yes wait you can't speak to him no I have
to today you're my lawyer you can't speak to him no I have to be able to
speak to you can't no no I will I have to speak to my lawyer no don't worry
Don't worry. Listen. I when I talk to him it'll strictly be as a member of the north not as a lawyer
The change no no, but like it when we get to the courtroom
I will only be your lawyer and nothing else you promise. I feel like you're gonna. I promise no no
I have no interest dude think of Fobo. I
Know I know think of Fobo and keep it deep within your heart
What the fuck is sobo?
I was looking for Katie and I
So I talked to I wanted to go and talk to Katie. However, I heard a conversation between
Kayte and Ishan and Spider. And I heard Ishan saying we cannot let her win.
Oh!
Oh!
Otherwise...
Who are you?
Sorry, Lawyer, sorry!
Double look at the fucking end.
Wait! Wait!
So you got...
Is that the place where I gave that gunpowder to?
That was one of the people, yes.
Oh, God!
It's basically the gunpowder pot, but good ending.
good ending yeah but we don't want a guy forks huh um no but maybe we do wait
we're guy for no no no tabo tabo I don't want to hear any more talk about guy
or fuck or you don't know why forks why fuck no yeah I know like the underground
the explosion but I can never went off yeah um remember remember yeah but we're
not gonna talk about that also as far as I'm concerned from here on out you
gave gunpowder to no one I guess I gave it to hyper no you gave what to who no you
gave nothing to no one you don't know and I gave what I gave what to who exactly
nothing to no one nothing to no one okay you are nothing but a shadow bro
hyper doesn't even understand this conversation right now I have no idea
I'm just gonna tell her not to touch the cobblestone anymore.
Exactly.
No, no, and also, dude, if you forget, Bao Buns with room.
What the fuck is Bao Buns with room?
We are all in the secret room.
Yeah.
Oh my God, foolish.
Educate him on Bao Buns, Lyle.
Just look up like a Bao Bun, like B, like that.
Oh, the, yeah, the Chinese one.
Yeah.
That's what, that's like what Togo demands the most from this travel.
That's my demands.
once a month. We're going to make it happen and also I get to build her a
prison and also I get one week of best friendship and also she's banned from
touching cobblestone also well yeah that's also for a week yeah for a week
but it's the same week that I get one week of best friendship and then does
that mean my demands are in your bedroom we have to go to my bed your
bedroom oh yes on my demands are in my room since when the lawyer decides what
no I decided as the client as the guy it just he wanted it in my room yeah to
feel safe my time under in your room what no what do you mean dude I'm like a
I'm like a suit. I have this look with words in it. I'm serious. I
You need a suit I don't chat help
Yeah, I
Think it might work in your favor if you like so you just came from work trying to keep 20 people fed
I just came from work. Yeah, you're been dropping. I've been working like a dog and bark and then bark
I
Know
You sound pitiful
Yeah, just some of that and I think that'd be good
Don't think you're a sick dog
He's the goat. That's all we need to know at this time.
I'm the goat.
He is just a goat.
You're sorry like that.
Wait, was that one better?
Yeah, you're much better at being a goat than a dog.
Yeah, you go.
How do I lower this?
We don't have dogs in Bollinger Regis, but we have goats.
Yeah, I need to get the entire voice chat volume down.
Oh, we're goatin' too high.
Oh, wait, I need to meet up with Evron one second.
Okay, well, how about this cuz one was calling me to the office, so I'll go to one's office
Okay, you go to the office. We meet back at the regime in five if you're late, then we have to kill ourselves. Bye
Probably, you know probably it might be not very important, but
Why is the warp gone
I just never know what's gonna be on the TV.
Where's the way stone?
Knock knock knock wait. Oh
Knock knock wait knock wait
knock
I mean oh
Happy purple Wednesday. Yeah
happy for Wednesday. Thanks for coming. Oh yeah. Glad to be here. I you know, I
promise I wouldn't miss one to be a good friend. Thank you. Yeah. What's up? Oh,
your Wednesday? Um, you know, so far I've just been talking with my client, just
trying to make sure he feels good about today. Yeah. Oh, wait, I have a cold. Hi,
Patricia. Okay. Yeah, I'm working right now. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna win this case. Don't worry,
Patricia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my secretary. Sorry. You have a secretary now to call. Yeah.
Wow. Wait, that's actually kind of cool. And now I want one. What's up, Patricia?
Yes. Yes. I want a sandwich, Patricia. Yes. And quickly, Patricia. Thank you.
you. Okay. So, um, you're gonna lose the case. You know, I don't think you understand. Um,
you your case is hopeless. Your client is a fucking but angel like an angel. It's the
devil no no no really it's innocent and she needs to be hot because two ways so
bad person no he did yeah castle why would love to hear what what it's about
you how can you defend a monster man I don't know I don't know what he did what
what did he do he put the castle of a long reason the sky
He moved the castle, he did a lot of things bad, man.
Okay, listen, we'll argue this all in the courtroom.
So I'm not gonna waste my time, but just know,
Tubbo is a sweet little angel that barks like a little dog.
Yeah, he's a very good man.
Yeah, you remember meeting him.
He's gonna lose, he's gonna lose.
No, no, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
No, no, and it's gonna look bad on your resume,
and no one's ever gonna hire you as a lawyer again.
It's gonna be really embarrassing.
Have you even prepared for this case at all?
Oh, me too, I have a lot of preparation.
Oh, okay, so you have like evidence,
you probably have like a book with a bunch of information.
Oh yeah, I have this.
You probably have like photos and stuff.
Oh, I have photos too, yeah, I'm so ready.
Why you don't go to fuck yourself?
Wow, wow, okay.
I just thought we could keep this very peaceful.
Like we're still coworkers, we're still friends.
If you won the case, I don't gonna be more your friend.
Okay, fine by me.
Yeah, and if I win the case, okay, I get to have Patricia.
Oh no, but you were with me.
Not not she doesn't work with losers
You can't just threaten to kill your secretary
No, she hates you I can tell sorry for saying that I can't kill you sorry. I love you
But but not with this like a worker Patricia. Okay. Sorry
I don't know I you know, I feel like I need one of these in my office
No, you don't need this. No, I think it'd be good. Shut up. No, I don't know
No, I think it would be helpful. You know if I have important meetings like this
I'm not a copy. Yeah. Oh
You're the only one. I'm so cool and you do not know. No, Tessie. I don't I don't want to be you
Okay, I just want this you want me to admire me too much. No, the only thing I'm jealous of is your glasses. Oh
And why you don't have glasses? Ah, I have perfect vision
Actually, I love your suede is so cool. Thank you. Thank you. I'm feeling very lawyer like right now. Yeah
No, no, you cannot copy my suit
I'm not copy that's it not copy um i'm gonna get a headband oh yeah
patricia i want to be a shark and a monster too okay uh patricia patricia not a monster
not a monster so patricia patricia i'm dry in fact i was i was i was it tells
Okay, maybe I will I can't meet but she's a
Don't know where the new waist out is wait, I probably ask
I'm going to put it like this, this would be a vegetable.
Knock, knock, knock!
Oh my god.
Yes?
Can I come in?
Yeah.
Fuck you!
You said I could!
I don't, oh the other one fell, we can grab it in a sec, you said I could!
What?
Where's the new waste stone?
a reporter
I saw
Right here being so oh
Oh here. Oh
Okay, there it is. Yeah. Oh
Okay, well, I have important lawyer stuff to do so I've got a I've got to go do that. Yeah. No you don't
No, I'm gonna save the world from Aladisa and her evil lawyer. I'm gonna go right now
I'm not too bold!
Get in the pantheon!
Okay, everyone was in the train when it hit land!
His voice is in the recording!
Okay everyone was in the train when it hit and his voice is in the recording.
What?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
You're a murderer.
I'm not the murderer.
You're the killer.
No, I wasn't driving.
Listen, listen.
Wait, wait, everyone, give him money.
Quick.
I need money.
Quick, give him money.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, now he can't spread your secrets.
Now it is lawyer secrets.
Okay.
Okay, okay, what happened listen full story full story full story. Okay, okay I
Took the train from police station and drive it
What is this what is the sound?
And I took the train and I just for fun drove it to the regime. Okay one day
I
You keep saying okay, okay, I'm relaxing I'm relaxing. Okay, okay
So so so so oh my fucking god. Yeah, okay, so I drove the train and
Whispered me where the fuck is the train and I said oh
Oh, it's actually in the regime now.
Oh, I thought I can drive it.
And he teleported at this time, the train, me and Graf.
We are at the regime station, right?
And we have that right.
This is my fucking train.
And I need you back on the police station.
And he, and he, Graf.
Hi.
Hi.
We're discussing now.
English. Uh, Taba? Yes. I just, oh, um, everyone, you need to give any item to foolish. He already
has. He already has. He already did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Have you given any item at all?
Any item? I gave him one X people. Okay. Yeah. There we go. We are now all under
of uh i i am 90 percent sure prisaya is going to be on the jury because she is
completely neutral okay uh i've just brought you
she wants for us they don't know that i've just brought
35 emeralds so she can put in your favor okay perfect yeah
well if that comes out then we're screwed okay it's not gonna come out
because we're all i'm getting a little confused on who murdered
We haven't done anything wrong!
That doesn't matter.
You're right.
It doesn't matter.
The higher north is going to be voting according to our investor.
Hmm.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you need?
I don't know.
What?
More strong call, Bob.
I'm down to wait!
I'm down in the moods. You're down in the moods. What does that mean? Wait wait lawyer wait?
Liar throw me a bow and your stone what?
Trust me. Okay. Okay. Wait my my boy. What's that good guys? And I said one second wait. It's your best friend
She's on oh
Hey
Get in lawyer. Uh where are we going. What Trust me lawyer trust me?
This is awkward what what are we doing here?
Okay, trust me there's something else going on everyone doesn't want to talk in front of those other guys
Oh, there's more there's more to this. There's more. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Okay wait guys let's run outside come this way come this way. I need to know as a lawyer what the hell is going on.
It's important.
Okay.
Okay.
Why?
Why is it with every single person I talk with there's more to this?
No, no, no it's actually pretty simple story but we don't need a witness.
Me, the only witness is for my ego much.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We're going.
We're going.
Okay.
Guys guys guys guys guys come here. What what?
Calabro to turn around it's how about you to stop?
Huh wait?
Huh, oh wait wait wait. Oh, this is a good bit of cake. Okay, everyone in here
Yeah, yeah closing closing closing we need a torch. Maybe it's really dark
okay
Listen listen listen. I didn't want to speak next to graph because I can throw him under the bus
you know so okay okay listen listen listen full story I took the train single-handedly
from Polish station to regime Alondrisa not on drugs no problem no casualties then Graf
appeared on the regime and said this is my fucking train put him away on the place I said okay
Well if you need a train just move the train. He entered the train entered the driver's seat, you know and said
Don't touch my train and from now on he's completely dead silent. Okay, that's silent
Okay, so I entered the train for fun because I needed to be on the Polish came anyway, and I start I
Took the microphone and said
Welcome to the Polish Airlines. Today we are driving to Polish Cave.
And I was talking all the time on the entire road.
Yeah.
Then Alon Grisza was on the tracks and I said,
Get the fuck out of the road otherwise you will be dead.
Next station, Starahowice.
So she got run over and everyone heard my voice.
So they know that I was in the train.
Oh no! I'm like, now and now and now!
Loyal looking!
Now, now, now, I can tell them who was driving the train because I am an eyewitness.
I was in the train, everyone knows that.
But we didn't do anything wrong!
I don't think, basically, what's gonna happen is, they are gonna ask everyone,
Where you on the train because we heard you and I say yes, I was in the train. Okay, where you driving?
No, I'm driving the train
Okay, who was driving the train and then what do I do?
Do I sell grass wait, but that's my client
And he's my time why do I freak clients that all sound kind of guilty?
Okay, you did you did guys guys everything's gonna be fine
Okay, even though you all
Listen, yeah everyone is actually good
Everyone warned her to get out the track and she didn't move.
What? You didn't? You lied?
You lied!
Everyone, if I present that in court and then it's a lie, do you see what I'm saying?
You're going in the line, boyhole!
You're going in the line!
Stay in there! Stay in there!
Okay, listen.
Were you actually on the train?
now that i remember i said in the lines of next station starahomice
and right now we are just fucking running over
and they're on the tracks but we don't fucking care we just move forward
so i was that way
damn it damn it damn it what did she hear that
but is it my fault that they are on the train on the rails guys no this is worse
Okay
Okay
Listen look into my eyes look into my eyes both of you both of you right now. Okay lock it what I eat
Yeah, what I eat okay you
Are all I'm the right one little innocent angels that were wrongly accused I can cry on demand
I can't perfect cry. I can't all right. Listen. I will cry. Okay today
I actually tears in my eyes, you know, okay, I literally calm I'm gonna tell you a little lawyer secret
Okay, the truth doesn't matter
What yeah, yeah, yeah
No, sorry matters. That's all that matters. Okay, okay
No, but no, but the story and the truth does that because the truth is we did nothing wrong
Well, there's some things I'm hearing that don't sound perfectly great, but
Tabu exactly you didn't do anything that's all the matters and everyone didn't do anything
Graph didn't do anything. I agree. No, you're not hearing me
Listen, listen the only thing that matters. I will I will present you the story that we represent, okay?
Okay, who are we throwing under the bus? This is the clue story, okay?
I wanted to discuss with you guys because wait wait wait wait wait wait because if for example
If I will tell it tell them that the person who ran over
Alondrissa and who the person who was driving the train was actually KTB for example, okay?
You're gonna play KTB?
And tell the story for example
Okay, yeah, I will tell you about Tuba will say actually guys we have a camera in the regime
And well on the camera we can see that graph is driving the train now the story is incomplete
Now the story is fake right?
So one who must lie so we need to
Complete a full story. Who are we throwing under the bus? We will sell the story. I will cry
I will yeah crying and say to boy is the nicest person ever
But who was driving today because they will ask okay, okay?
Why don't we just tell you we don't know who is driving the train and wait for them to accuse someone and then we can be like no
But we know who drove the train
But we don't have to say
Oh so now the truth does matter
No no no we're just not saying the truth yet
Don't panic, don't panic
They will say everyone, Tubbo was driving the train and Tubbo will say no I wasn't
Then they say okay
Wait, did they say that?
Okay, and they will say okay well we heard an ebron voice so everyone was driving the train and I will say no guys
I was just saying next station
And yeah, I will say okay, okay, so if you were in the train who was driving it
And if I will say well, I don't fucking know who was driving it perfect
Then they will say okay, so turbo was driving it because it's his train. Oh
oh no but I can say but then I can say I wasn't driving the train because I was
asleep you know that's gonna sound like you were asleep at the wheel don't say
that no I was asleep in my bed listen listen see that's why foolish is a great
lawyer yeah if you will say you were sleeping they will catch your words and
they will say you're sleeping under the train yeah no we need to point fingers
okay aggressively we need so the story needs needs to be following i am in love
with ash swag and i want to visit my boyfriend this is the yes yes this is good
this is good okay i wanted to visit my boyfriend ash swag in the regime apparently
tubo told me that the ash swag is not here but he was looking at me in the polish
cave so yeah i decided to take the train i entered the train and i saw x person i don't know who
that was driving the train so i asked him okay where is this train going and he said well actually
this train is going to the polish cave and i said okay i'm gonna take the microphone hello everyone
this is ash swag boyfriend and today we are driving to polish cave to meet with him so the story
so everyone will ask wait what but what if they remember what you said
so we will make a false story that everyone will remember no one will give a f*** about
Alondrista dying here because everyone will think wait what the f*** he just
Ashwag is gay?
that's what they'll think
yeah that's what they think so if we call it in Poland a feraz ostensia like the
the second story that will be even bigger than the third story you know
So this is this is a but but guys we need to we need to have a clue who was
driving do I say graph or what no I'm sorry
in this story I'm waiting for his boyfriend bro wait but our supreme leader can't be gay
what okay it's true though okay what is that ever been a gay supreme leader
I told you!
What? Wait, listen to me!
They won Gay Supreme Leader right now!
Why is that the purpose? I can't be bumped so long!
Now say it's not possible! It's never happened!
Okay. Listen, listen, what Fuli said, the truth doesn't matter.
The truth doesn't matter. The story matters.
So, I need to tell the story that everyone will be like,
what the fuck did he just say, you know?
And the Alondrissa case will be even forgotten about it, because like, wait,
everyone was actually driving to his boyfriend and his boyfriend is a
regime leader, supreme leader, what the fuck?
And they will say, what, by the way, by the way, I might know who the judge is.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Come here, guys. Who? Who? Yeah. The judge might be a quackity.
Oh, oh, I think we need to go now.
and and and and if you hear about this story you'll be delighted you know you might oh my fucking god
let's fucking know it's but there's still a jury we have to convince the jury too but then to both
yeah this is the moment where you take over you actually cry and admit that he is gay
i'm sorry because then when i will tell you when i will tell them i i'm going to visit my
boyfriend they will say on the on the the the viewers on the on the court will
say the audience not the viewers the audience they will say what the fuck he's
not gay and then you need to stand up cry and say okay guys yes that's true I
hear he's actually gay and wasn't there everyone wasn't driving
graph run and Andrisa over the case is closed so no no way I can't work
Crap, I'm the boss. He's my client, too.
Grab, so who are we putting under the bus?
Okay, to be clear, so who are we driving?
Was there anyone else on that train?
Yes.
It was Aldo!
Hishan.
Wait, Hishan was in the train.
Was he?
He didn't say a word.
So we can just say he wasn't there.
Okay, yeah.
Hishan took the train also, but he was dead silent.
Okay.
So I can just say, where are you?
Let's not bring him up,
Cause then he's also gonna ask me to then repress. What the fuck is that? Are we in danger? Wait
Oh
You know everything you know everything
Guys, listen, when you're all panicking,
I will remain calm in the storm.
Okay, okay, thank you, Loyal.
See, look, we found a new happy rock to call home.
Okay.
And now all we gotta do is get our story straight
and find the best person to pin this on.
Or maybe another angle that we haven't been thinking about
is what if we-
Wait, Loyal, come on, we just tell the truth.
No, no, just the truth sucks.
Okay, so basically we can just say the truth, but then graph will be
We'll have a huge problem right because I can tell the truth that no, but graph is bright the jury though
Okay, okay, so basically guys, I love you guys. I love you. Are you really do okay? Yeah, okay?
You are my brothers not in like a gateway
Yeah
Yeah, no, it's helpful and I
Want us to have a complete story yeah
Yeah, that that to work cannot say that Aldo run her over and then I will say that graph run her over
Yeah, I never say both did it fully story right we need a full story
So foolish our lawyer who are we throwing under the bus?
I can sell I can say the truth that graph did it
But then graph will have a problem, right? We can just say because listen
graph knows
That he ran over right yeah, I don't listen. Yeah, so yeah
He can be prepared but the judge can be sold
He can then the judge can deny the evidence
But if we throw someone under the bus, they will have no time to prepare for the counter-attack
You're right or
Have we even once considered just trying to blame all Andresa? Maybe?
Have we considered maybe like trying to show that the other guy's guilty?
What if Dan TDM what?
What if here we have Dan TDM here with the train? No, no people
FaceTime him and get him to admit it. Okay. Wait, Tubbo. Do you have anywhere along the tracks that says like?
Do not walk across tracks or anything like any safety sign
No, what is the
Otter run over Alondrissa a day actually
Migrated from the island because they are afraid. Do you see? Yeah, and that's where Dan TDM is now
Yep, okay. Um, so so we need the complete story. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, police this is your call. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking so there is the right okay if we did go the route of saying graph did it I think graph is prepared for that.
Okay, yeah. Now we just have to then prove graphs innocent. Okay, it's like, if you're the jury, and is is Alan Dressa. Okay, do you think it's her fault that she was on the tracks.
Yeah, it's very hard to not see them. Yeah. Yeah, I like if you are standing on the rails
Yeah, and you get over who who's this like yeah, don't stand on train tracks in real life. Yeah, exactly
Exactly. Oh my gosh. What I've got it. Oh my god. Yeah
We say it's an automatic train
No, it runs on a schedule
That seems both they will no no no you know why you know why because it does
Why the train only drove once in this whole scenario because she's been destroying it ever since
And she was on drugs and she was up why is she on drugs I supplied her oh
Oh, okay. Oh my god. She was on the kelp. I mean she was on the kelp. I mean oh my god
Yeah, wait foolish, but then you you can't testify as a lawyer. No
If they will say that our lawyer is a drug dealer they will just
Yeah, no no no I
Will to say kelp I mean but it wasn't from me
It was counterfeit. It was counterfeit. Look at this shit guys. I have a new outfit in my box
Oh wait a second. Yeah, well he's gonna get us fucks bro. He's gonna fuck us up. No, no listen
It's my job. Oh everyone is gonna be innocent. Oh
Wait, this is such a strange look for him by
Have you always been an elf I
Have just really long ears, you know, oh
Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. Nice suit though. Now you don't look like a murder anymore
Yeah, yeah
You look well, don't say that. No, no
You are not a conductor I
Will tell the truth what to go run her over. No, that's not even the truth
No, wait, wait, wait, but if he says that I could say no the train was automatic and then no one gets blamed
listen no you will get blamed because you know the automatic system yeah but
she was stood on the rails like they will okay they will bounce it back and
said where was the warning signs on the rails yeah you can't miss them you
literally cannot miss the rails okay so why on the road there is this banners
when the train is coming yeah well she's not driving a car is she
there's no barriers for pedestrians okay wait were there any other witnesses there
so you have the people on the train oh my god lawyer the pepino pepino pepino
here he's dead now he's dead oh okay don't worry I know I took I took care of
him is I took care of him he's missing now that's one less witness okay there's
next to next to next to so everything oh yeah more people you remember that not
gunpowder I sold to that not terrorist he needs to speak to me urgently I don't
know oh the federation killed him and fired him he's gone he's gone now okay
they do that don't get attached don't get attached no it doesn't happen
knows in a better place now how he's in a better ratio yeah wait to do have a suit
for the no let me let me look like a murderer oh my god stop saying I look
like a model I'm just trying to tell you as your lawyer it's concerning you see
even even foolish yeah occasion just for success
I'm gonna try to change my skin. Okay, it might not work, but let me try I haven't done my UK age verification
So it might not let me change it what?
Yeah, don't worry with we're just fucked over here
Okay, okay, or
We could uh, okay, wait, do I say what then I mean the okay graph was driving the train, okay?
But I'm a graph will be prepared. Okay. We're ready for it one sec. Oh nice. He'll be ready. Okay. Don't even worry about it
Okay, I will tell the two bones. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's my client. What do you mean fuck my client?
You're my client too. Okay, okay, okay? Okay, let's say if he goes down you know go down
Well, you know, oh
Wait, it's not no it's better. Wait, it's a skinny suit. It's a skinny suit one sec. Oh, I see
No, I think it
Why are you just don't laugh at me? Oh, you have my weird little sleeves
Yeah, no, no, but you cry in court though crying court though
You everyone cry
Okay, mention how you're an orphan your parents disowned you all your siblings died in a fire
You know I'm saying actually died in the fire actually
Yeah, I make so much sense. Wait, that's the wrong he mode. That's the wrong he mode
It makes so much sense because you just didn't seem like you had that influence in your early years
You see I'm parentless you do seem parentless. It's giving
This will help this will help your case. Yeah, like it looks like you've had a really tough life
You're giving orphan. It's giving
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect yes
Good and maybe mention your I think you as a defendant have to call me as a witness
Oh, yeah true. Yeah lawyer write that down. Yeah
Don't worry. You're already on my witness book
Then you have to prove it with I mean, yeah, wait foolish. We should go back him on to the stands
I see
Remember to make me like on the week. Oh, you're already you already were believe it or not. Okay. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, you're already here. I'm you're already on my way guys
We got to go to the regime and talk to the terrorist the terrorist. Okay?
Wait foolish. Oh wait. That's right. We're ready to get out
Okay, to the regime to the regime. No, no, no, you got stone. Oh
Wait, it's not working. How do I use this? It's just right hold right click hold okay. Got it. Yeah
Is that where they're here? They at SIA?
Okay
No, no, it's gonna be okay. You're gonna get through you're gonna get through this wait. I think they're SIA
Why does your head hurt?
It's like ouch. It's a lot. It's a lot here. It's a lot going on
Yeah, do you like my do you like my?
Wait, there's no time. We need to talk to the service
Headquarters SIA headquarters. That's where we need actually the guy. Oh, I don't have that. I don't have that wait
I don't know where he is. I'll vote both of you. I come back stop stop foolish life chill
Yeah, I'm getting the intel. He might not be there. He might need to come here. No, he just said I just asked a shot
Oh, go go come down. Okay. Go lawyer. I'll come back
Okay, okay
Nice purple this is the horn all right, so I'm not gonna tell you much but I love you guys
If you hear that at any time in the courtroom, use your own waste zone and keep it to the judge
waste zone.
You have that right?
The judge waste zone?
I don't have the judge right?
It's the one outside the cold room.
You need to get out of there.
Like any waste zone is fine.
Any waste zone is fine.
Lawyer!
You do, you run away, you do anything.
Okay.
How about, okay, say nothing more.
I don't want to hear anything more.
I don't want to hear anything more.
No questions.
No questions.
No questions.
No answers.
No questions.
No questions.
I like horns. Yeah, we are weird. We just love homes. Yeah, okay wait lawyer like we come this way. Yeah. Yeah
lawyer
Yeah, I kind of thought the more people we talked to like that easier it would get but more
Single but like you know the truth, right?
You're innocent. You know that I literally did nothing. I wasn't even there
No, that's what according to every witness you weren't there. Okay
Your train
It's almost grass train really. No, it's mine. I'm the owner. Nope not anymore
No, don't you dare take this from me. Okay, you're right. It's your baddie
It is my bisexual baddie. Yeah, okay every game a white boy needs a bad
I will probably word it as graphs present to you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just to kind of get his name out there, you know?
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right.
This is good.
This is good.
Here's what I'm saying.
Walk with me.
Let's go to the courthouse.
Let's walk in the courthouse.
I don't have whatever they're talking about.
I can warp somewhere.
I don't know what they're doing.
Yeah, I'm saying, well, I'm saying we should maybe
warp to our own location.
maybe we set up a secret stone
where's the court
i don't know we're not we're not going the right way
and you know
and you lead me
yet yet yet we need to get this way
lawyer on computer no i don't know i didn't get yet i don't worry about it
i mean
it's gonna be okay keep going
keep going
okay here we go
wait lawyer i don't have a purple tp stone i think it's in my storage
uh...
Maybe we can just make you one?
Or maybe I can just, here, wait, let me see.
Let me make a way, oh no, what's it called?
It's called a wart.
It's called a wart.
No, stone, here, that's not good.
Okay, here.
You're gonna, is the regime in danger?
Oh, thank you, lawyer.
You can have my old one?
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I don't need anything
shiny on you.
Oh, wait, it's this way, okay.
Okay.
What was your last question?
It's gonna be okay, right?
Oh, you are gonna be okay, Tubbo.
Girl, who's gonna be okay?
Yeah, I can promise you that much.
Man, that's an intimidating core roof.
They copied my build!
No, no, no, this one has like a pointy roof.
They copied my build!
Okay.
Also, yeah, Tubbo, new plan.
Yeah.
Whatever they have planned, OK, and this might sound crazy.
I think it's best we actually stay in the courtroom.
Oh, the jet.
Wait, really?
Well, like if we.
Then we don't look in.
Then we don't look in.
If we TP away after a horn signal, it might, you know,
I think it's better we go down with the ship.
Honestly, lawyer, I'm so glad you said that.
I'm on your side.
Yeah, so if you hear the horn, stand strong.
Don't go away.
Look, maybe lawyer. What did I make us some turtle master potions and then? Oh, maybe we say that yeah, yeah
Oh, man
This is so this is it
Pantheon look so ah no no use haven't decorated like you they said more time to decorate everywhere. Oh
It's not fair. They get creative mode. Yeah. No, exactly there. They're cheater cheaters pants for cheaters
So is this the judge waste?
Yeah, I guess this was the judge's way, so now we got that.
Look, sit with me, sit with me, lawyer.
This is awesome.
Yeah.
So, look, this started with us, and I think it should end with us, you know?
Yeah.
I know that you're a lawyer for so many other people now.
Yeah.
But I want you to remember you're my lawyer first.
You were, OK?
Infobo on top.
Infobo on top.
And one day we will do the 1000 player event again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'll happen not anytime soon. I'm seeing guys dream sometimes die
Dream well, but they come back to life dreams of postpones dreams. Yeah guys sometimes you have to work along for your dreams
They don't just happen overnight
No
Okay, so let's say I think with even the route we're going with no matter what you are gonna be off the hook
Okay, I feel like I didn't do anything you're out of my street. Okay?
It the only like the only problem, and I don't know how the judge will think is the fact it like happened
With technically your train, but I'm my infrastructure, and I built that rail and also I moved her castle wall as well
11 blocks
Yeah, but you know, you know like it, but
But can we refresh on the demands?
um the demands okay yeah let me because this is the most important thing right
not about proving your innocence the demands um well yeah that too
tabo one of the demands is justice tabo wants to a victor from the castle and
become the new owner tabo is pissed no no we scrapped that oh right because you
don't want here maybe go back to the house maybe maybe um wait wait wait for
Wait for me. I'm slow. Where do you want me to go? Let's go to the dragon
Let's go to the kelp dragon, and then what yeah because the work got moved
Wait, I think oh, what the hell happened to uh, uh
Foolish, huh?
You know who would have thought well, I guess I guess it stays, huh?
Yeah, I
I guess it stays okay. We'll worry about that another day here. We'll have a you finished
Not exactly the inside, but yeah, it's um
There's like parts of decor that I haven't been done on like the terrain, but yeah like this this far. It's pretty good
Yeah, oh, yeah
This is so cool. Thank you. Thank you. It's been a bit of a beast to work with
Okay, well, let's head right to the to the office to the demands
Yeah, I'm getting stressed bigger. It's when I get bigger when I get stressed. Oh, yeah, you don't want to get too too stressed now
Yeah, wait, wait, why you've also terraformed this. Yeah, I've terraformed a lot of the land. I don't know the last time you've been here
Wait, we're literally one million million years ago. Oh, yeah, if you um if you turn around in a second
Oh, yeah
Okay, listen, there's a group of them at the front door Alandrisa might be there. Okay, we're just gonna walk by okay
If she's there, I'm just gonna go
No, no, don't do dinosaur noises at her. Okay. Sorry. It's gonna. It's gonna talk. Yeah, I see my
rough yeah I see that might be good that's like a good middle ground I think
okay we're still working on like having an actual staircase to just know that yeah
cuz right now it's a bit of a bit of a client it's like a downgrade until the
upgrade you know you gotta you gotta look oh yeah let's just yeah yeah come
on this way, yep.
Lyle, what were they saying?
Basically said that we're going to screw Tabba.
No!
Yeah, and all of the North is going to support Allendrisa.
But what about you?
No.
But you're the NOOOO!
But in that courtroom, I'm your lawyer.
Okay, that's different foolish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is retribution T and justice F?
Oh, so...
Uh, you wanted retribution, I want justice.
Oh, okay.
And then, uh, we're scrapping this, we're scrapping that.
Yeah, okay, boom, gone.
Ban, ban her from building with cobblestone, yes.
Yeah.
I forgot about that one.
She has to change time zone so we can hang out.
Asha gets another holiday paid.
This is perfect.
Wait, can we check your bedroom once?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
There's like a whole other...
Yeah, to your bedroom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just second, I'm just...
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
best friendship she goes to jail that I build for one week and three X power
buns three is kind of pushing it no why don't we do two we could do that
three barbons is pushing it because they come in twos you know boom what if we
ask which should we ask wait did you set it back to three I did oh I don't know
how I did that I'm also there is a lot about buns as well thank you okay wait
do you think should we talk the next day oh should we wait what's this and he
was a witness what's this oh this is Tina's room what why is Tina's room so
much nicer than you I I've lawyer no I just spent more time the dragon I haven't
like but she's also much better decorating than me I don't know how to decorate
Wait, the dragon looks cool.
Thank you.
Oh my god, I can still see the ugly castle.
Whoa! Yeah, there it is!
From way down down.
So bad.
Some cobblestone UFO over there.
Yeah, actually might be the ugliest build I've ever seen.
You know, this world feels a lot smaller being able to see it all.
And less and foolish.
Everything the light touches is going to be yours if we win this case.
it'll be yours as well and
I will die will be mine as well as a co-signatory you can hop on that train and
Go wherever the driver her again. Well. No. No, wait. Don't say that that is not a good
You're literally saying that that's like the worst sentence. She's hard to hit me. She can't hit me
She can't hit me. No, but some all takes is anyone you just gotta what it takes is anyone. Oh, no now
She's gonna wonder. Oh, it's about it. Oh, oh God. Oh, no. Oh, oh, no
Oh, okay. No, it's fine. We were just oh, she didn't even realize. Yeah
She probably just using her probably assumed we were in my office because that would make more sense
Whoa, what are you doing? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Okay. We just take it in it. Wow. Sorry. That's a sick outfit
Just doing my orders, you know, just just what your orders what happened to your eyeball with that man that oh?
What? Why are you saying that?
Doesn't that mean shit and shit?
Close.
Why are you vowing while saying it?
I don't fucking know, I don't know.
Hey guys, you don't want to come inside, why are you on my balcony?
We were setting the scene.
Yeah, every big trial.
Am I like ruining your scene?
Please come step up, step in the middle.
Step into the scene.
Come join.
Yeah. Tina, we're gonna win this case.
We?
Yeah. We are gonna win this case.
Oh.
Summer, what did you do exactly?
Literally nothing. That's why this is crazy.
Oh.
He's innocent.
Wait.
I literally did nothing.
He did nothing?
I haven't even spoken to her once. I don't even know her.
Wait, not even once?
We haven't even exchanged a word.
Wait that's actually kind of insane.
She's doing me.
Oh, I know.
I just bombed the Dutch porch.
What?
What?
What?
What the Dutch ever do to you?
Well, but then I fixed it so it's like it never happened.
So, oh.
I don't know.
First bombed.
Well, it makes me feel bad.
I accidentally soaked gum powder to a terrorist.
No, no, hey, Tumbo!
Tumbo!
Wait, no, I'm sorry.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
It's very stressed. He's very stressed today. He doesn't know what's happening. I don't even know what terror is
No, nobody
To be fair the only terrorist I know is the vibe terrorist Alonzi. Yeah, I tried
Alondrisa. Alondrisa. Alondrisa. But why? Look, Tubbo. He ruined my vibe. The sun is rising and after this
work day, everything the light touches will be yours. Wow. It's really cloudy in your house.
Oh, I turned my clouds off. My clouds are also off. Yeah, we learned that clouds just don't
work here yeah we're too high in the heavens you see yeah oh if you guys think
you're so much better than a sea level creep we are oh I never did oh yeah no no
that was northern foolish talking that wasn't lawyer oh but lawyer for a back
and I did what about a you'd be seconded come on plus plus plus you know
oh but oh yeah a little fun fact the titles changed a little bit so now oh
Really I'm second in command plus plus but one basically invented a new title of
second in command deluxe oh
Deluxe is good. So I got a promotion, but it's basically just it doesn't really matter because a new rank was created order
This is what you need to have a keeper cortisol levels low today
I don't think I really understand
You don't need to, just pay attention to what you're doing
Is this like the cravicular thing?
No, I don't think so
Oh wait, I'm being told to turn up the copyright
The YouTube streamer is very mad in my DM right now
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh my gosh, dude
Definitely copyright YouTube is very um particular
I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry. I mean to I it's okay. I'm gonna pee right now before
On the balcony
Oh my goodness.
What happened?
Okay.
Okay.
here we go
here we go just gonna just gonna climb up
I
Connection there we will be single per using the courtroom. Oh, oh
Welcome back. Oh, we have to fix the balcony suggest you attend wait for
Whoa, they give him pumps to speak. Yeah, dude feels wrong. I
I don't like that he says more words than he used to you guys like my new kitchen
Wait, I like your yeah, I like you. Um, what was it your garland garland my garland?
Yeah, this is crazy
This is this is this looks good. I like your pots, too. Oh my god. Thank you. Thanks guys. Thank you
Yeah, no, this is this is good stuff right here fucking it up. Oh my god. It's a weird thing to place
It seems like the stress of the case is really getting to you.
It's just never been a problem until now.
Oh, okay, here you go.
Wait, that one was right, no?
Boom.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
I forgot RoyAva's gonna be here.
Can I get one of those Panna Chocolors, please?
Mmm, yeah.
You know what?
There is a world where you could.
I'm not gonna lie.
There's a world.
Oh my gosh.
How do I get to that world?
Uh, the world just takes like maybe a couple seconds to be honest.
Just a couple.
Oh, okay. That'd be honest. Do you think we win these? Do you think we win these today?
You know what? I don't think that world is this world.
That's okay. I'm very disorganized.
It's okay. This is low key. We're in a horrible world right now because I'm being sued for being not here and
But that's okay. That's why I'm your lawyer and you're gonna get through this
And you're gonna be the most innocent person today. I
I am like I am literally innocent though. I am exactly that's the mindset I don't need to try to
That's perfect person. I am innocent. Oh, you're good say that in court. No, but that's the truth. Yeah
No, perfect. That's you're selling it
Honestly, I'm sold like yeah, I I would have never thought
Yeah, we believe you honestly dream client. Yeah
No, I agree what happened to maybe the client is just telling the truth. No nobody cares about the truth
Nobody cares about the truth
They just want to hear you saying that all day to me
Yeah, and we're gonna continue that way and that's why I've been trying to go all my clients
And that's why we have to play graph or something Jesus wait no hold hold up a hold. That's what you said. Oh, sorry
Sorry, he doesn't mean that
He doesn't speak for himself today. I'll be the plan was
You are limited to that's not the plan so it's fine
We don't like the truth today remember
Yes today. I'm no longer the only honest streamer left. I'm now Tubbo lies
Tubbo lies. I'm Tubbo lies. Tubbo underscore lies. Tubbo lies. Tubbo underscore lies. Perfect, but in the
in the court though.
I'm like, you also tubbo-underscore hungry.
Ooh.
Ooh.
You better, you better, oh, server-resize.
Oh, course I was done.
Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.
That's yeah.
What was that?
What was that?
All right, guys, is there anything
that we haven't thought of?
Hmm?
Is there anything?
that we're missing.
Here, if it's someone, I need someone to edit me pants or something.
It's looking...
Here, what if I just stand like...
Yeah, maybe, maybe more like that?
Maybe that's better?
Yeah.
Sad thing though?
Uh, dude, I don't know what a good...
I was kinda looking. I don't know what would be a good one.
No, we already decided to tuck in my shirt, doesn't look good.
I look like a pilot?
Pilots are respected.
Um...
Usually levels doesn't case, I'm not worried about...
my levels.
Um...
Tee-tee.
Tee-tee-tee-tee.
um the trial will be soon oh I can get back on
and we're back and we're back
Um, do you have anything to- Guys? Guys? I'll be so honest, I'm not worried about my things or stuff.
Or my levels, I don't give a shit.
Um...
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Hello?
Dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
And that's what Alan Drieser did
Because she walked
Wait, what's that one where it's like the bit that's about trains wait. Yeah, um, stay
Yeah, I can do it. Yeah, I can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it
Drive around the tracks at a level crossing run between two platforms
Yeah, it might not help, but it's quite possibly
Dumbass, way to die.
Dumbass, way to die.
Dumbass, way to die.
Dude, that's why he's perfect.
It's literally about training safety.
Wait, we should literally play that to her in court.
You think?
Just that end bit, yeah.
Whoa, I thought you were someone terrible to arrive.
I thought you might have been the biggest go-kartens we know.
I'm on my balcony.
Do we need to go to the court to get our interview?
I think you mean our balcony.
What?
Our balcony.
Because we are winning this cool face, Daniel.
We are winning!
We are winning!
And this is our balcony.
Oh, okay.
Because we are winning today.
You are very innocent.
Yeah.
I am very innocent.
You've never done anything wrong.
I've never met a terrorist not even oh here I'm looking for the train park
come back for a sec oh what is that in second in command
Oh, hey, oh, hey, I'm just working around. Oh, yeah
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hi
What's up?
Nothing. Oh, right. Nothing your client terrorists
Do not talk to my client like that
that yeah I can't wait I'm gonna murder you you smell of shit yeah you smell
like shit yeah you know that's all that's all that's all that's all that's
murder him yeah yeah we can take him
take a photo
look what Juan did to me look what Juan did
Juan he tore me to pieces he tore me to pieces
wow can we film this?
what you're not helping anything
whoa nice that was awesome
That was you're like a whole gymnast
Yeah, you think you heard the thing about the terrorist. I tried to play off and say it's clients of terror
No, that was good. I think that really stuck home with him
Well everyone let's go back out okay our balcony real quick. Yeah, I see a play some ways to die
at around like
at like 220
at 220 yeah I need to go wait wait so if I do like let me practice here we go
so if I do okay um so dumb ways to die here we go yes yes lawyer this might be
our slam dunk uh does this work and remember Tina you especially no matter
what we go down with the shit what why didn't this work I have to be um
I have to hit save.
Don't you hurry!
You should have said that earlier!
That's horrible to bring up now!
You're right!
I could do a start at two times!
Yeah, wait that's better.
What the hell is happening?
Why can't I save it?
You're awesome a general!
I don't know if this is copyright, is it?
No, it's not.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Yes, yes!
Oh, per-
We don't know who you're chasing.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
We're not on the edge of the train station platform
Drive around the moon, get out of that little crossy
We run across the track to the bottom
It ain't no crime but they're quite popular.
The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.
Some men don't, some men don't ways to die.
guys I think that might be a father in the sea leg
no yeah it's a great song about train safety
that's my hamster tunnels
these are hamster tunnels
come look at my hamster tunnels
come look at my hamster
is that my bedroom?
this is my bedroom
it's my bedroom
this is my cat of science
have you ever seen a cat like this before
Yeah, wait wait what how is it done? I don't know. I've never seen anything like it before
I doesn't even say it's like from something
Yeah, so you just showed up. It's just yeah
It's dangerous. Yeah, I pressed my deafened button
Wait, let's go to the court to get our interview. Oh true lawyer
Of course, of course, I am your chauffeur please we should arrive together. Okay, bye Dina. Please don't ruin my life
I can't glorious day of law my good friends glorious day of law
Why can't I know how to talk about law? I'm sorry. I'll help you lawyer. Please please lock in
Oh wait next thing I talk to you. Oh, can we um, can we just go over here real quick?
Yeah, here we go. Um, okay. Yeah, just just like a little question
Also love the outfit that looks awesome. I love your face your suit. It's all coming together
Okay, wait, okay
No, no, I don't even care. I just I beat that
Okay, so I so if you didn't know I
I am Tubbo's lawyer, and that's Tubbo right there behind you, intro Tubbo!
So I heard that you were actually a witness to the um fateful train day.
Oh, so you were both hit?
Were you also murdered though, or did it kind of hit you?
I had a heavier armor on me, I only had a little bit of an impression of it.
Oh, okay, I see. You were the lucky one.
Yeah, no, dude, I think nobody seems to give a shit about your heroic efforts
No, nobody I this is my first time hearing about it. I help you
Even the server does it they want to cut off your story they said don't get double care
That's
This is funny I like it's like shifting the lives is what makes it funny to me
We're going to be good. We're going to be. Oh, wait, that was fast.
I told you that for context, for context, you know, because after after I tried to save her, she just kidnapped my my better.
Oh, this is that Polar Bear has told you about, lawyer.
Wait, wait, wait.
This hamster wants to eat my eyeballs.
Oh, okay.
We're just gonna...
Wait, lawyer, I can help. I got some...
Okay, perfect, perfect.
Sorry, what were you saying?
No way!
After I tried to save her...
Jesus keep that my voice. Thank you. No my better
So I can help you with okay
With this case, okay, that'll be perfect and um, maybe okay, so I'll call you as a witness
I think mentioned the polar bear. Maybe I'm mentioned that you're an orphan
And you're an orphan and you had a really sad life
You don't have a driver's license no anymore
Yeah, yeah graph just spilled everything to us. Yeah, sorry about that
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Um, Via, also maybe mention, um, you're really...
Good morning!
Oh, hello!
Good morning!
Good morning!
Grab.
Wait, drop it like it's hot real quick.
No!
Whoa!
You're a hero!
You're a...
Oh!
Okay!
I'm a hero!
You saved me!
You saved me!
You saved me!
You saved me!
You saved me!
You're a hero!
Hero!
You have to win this case, you know?
Okay, I have to!
This is important.
Okay, what do you want from me?
What is happening right now?
There's a little hamster!
A little gerbil in the ground!
We got moes!
We got moes!
This one likes to eat emeralds and wants to eat my eyes!
Be fast, do that.
I'm in constant danger.
Anyways, anyways.
But yeah, that works. That's good.
You know, because it's important that the jury sees Alandrisa as a monster.
So, yeah, tell a sad story. Tell how your polar bear was wrongfully taken,
Polar bear guy
Treated poorly. Oh, yeah the interview. Yeah, maybe um, sorry wait. Yeah, say she's a monster and a terrorist
And that she owes me two power buns
Say she owes me two power buns, that's important two power buns, okay, okay, and maybe
Who about like that? Oh
Hello, good morning. I'm on
uh, I'm gonna shut my mouth
people, I wanted to tell you
that I'm gonna land on the bow of the land
and I'm gonna be objective
oh, what?
oh wow
what?
I came to know
no, let's go!
oh my god, kids
oh, you cannot give me money
oh, no
This is very objective, you know
Then I will give him a bath after the game
No
No, you're right. You're right. I was just kidding just a joke
We know it's hard
Oh
Wait found out five minutes ago. What?
Oh
If I were to call upon you as a witness with you wait you're a jury can I call upon it?
I'm gonna maybe try anyway and see if the judge allows
lawyer, can you lock in please well listen we're dealing with judge quackity
I don't know. I have to go to our interview. I don't know okay. We have to go to your
Don't worry, I'm called you're innocent you're a little angel. I am innocent though
Yeah, and Alandrisa is the devil
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't hear oh good bye Jerry by Jerry
Right now no words of truth. No, no, the truth doesn't matter today
Yes, it does stop saying that okay, you can yeah, that's good trouble. That's good. You keep saying that
No, but we can't argue in court.
Fully, if I can ask you, how many years have you been a lawyer?
Oh, I am 27.
Ow, what happened? How did that happen?
Last QSNP server, I was a lawyer as well.
Oh, ho?
Yeah, so I do have some experience in these matters.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
So you think that's an easy case or the hard one this time?
Um yesterday, I thought it was easy today
Today it got a little more complicated, but I'm not worried. Okay, well, I've given you my honest truth perfect. Yeah, you're an innocent little baby
Yeah, yeah, thank you I appreciate it today's gonna go well today's gonna go
lawyer real well yeah yeah I see yeah yeah why do you keep bribing people I
just didn't really rich and they it falls out of my pockets but you're not and
everyone knows you're not no dude I've got so many no no if someone thinks I'm
on poor I'm gonna call upon Royair to the stand because he's like wrong you
He has so much money yesterday.
You can't call him, he's not part of the team.
That's fine, you know, I may call myself to the stand.
I'm worried the jury might not be impartial.
No, to be clear, this is gonna be
the most unfair, impartial jury, in fact.
But foolish, everyone loves the North.
No, but everyone loves you, okay?
Think of all the people you've helped.
The North.
Yeah, no, you have a lot more people.
Look at that guy.
No, no, I think you have a lot more people
for you than you think.
Oh God.
Listen, there's to your advantage.
Not all of the north is here.
I'm one less north member
because now I'm on your side.
We got five minutes.
Listen, we were doing great polling.
I think you were pulling well with the Dutch
and the Polish.
Why are we polling?
The French are a little iffy
but I think if we say the right words
we can pull them in.
That were you French yeah, French are always iffy um
You might have to give an eyeball
No, I don't want to do that
For the for the case. No, I want to keep both my eyes. Can you give me the demands, please?
Let's go. I know what to say. Oh, the ones from your bedroom and the basement. Oh
Oh, I don't have it written down like in a separate book there
there. Um, I, here, maybe I could write it down. Um, can you write that? So maybe two
bowel buns, two bowel buns. Okay. Uh, one week in prison that I build one, one, one
week. Oh wait, let me do a little space. It's not all one week in prison. Oh, uh,
careful man sir is great weather wow it I have I ever told you how ugly the
color purple is especially on a suit well wait wait no but I do color blind
looking fine yeah wait there is a blue mine's like no mine's mine's a midnight
blue purple sky that's a midnight blue socks because you know who's this hit me
what okay perfect nice also your suitcases red you look stupid ready
because doesn't match your idiot idiot idiot go together dumb idiot stupid
idiot okay perfect okay what okay okay so when we can prison that time of
builds. Um, one week of best friend, one week of best friendship, same week in prison, same
week, same week in prison. Okay. Did you got two bow buns? Yeah. No more cobblestone builds.
Okay. Yeah. She must also move time zone. Move time zones. Okay. And then she must
Also, yeah, she must also pay for ashwag to have a vacation or a future
Ashwag to have a
Vacation in the
Future yeah, and she must also become a vampire you must
Okay
There's I don't know there is something here this yeah
But I don't think I might be them telling us to go to the interview me. I don't think I see that book at the months
I would like to read them. Oh, yeah, here you go. It should be all set. Is that all of them? Yeah
Yeah, I said everything wait did you ban her from using cobblestone? Yeah, that was one of them
But you say oh no no no banner from touching the cobblestone block. Oh, yeah, you can you can now you have to I
I can't do that.
Senpai's, where?
Where is he?
I don't know.
At the north?
Can you go to the north real quick?
I'll be right back.
Why?
Senpai's spider.
Oh my goodness.
I'm feeling really weird dude. I don't know why it's just something is getting to me dude. I just need one dose probably of kelpimine or something.
Okay you know I can do that. That's fair.
Yeah, yeah, it's a lot to deal with um
Okay, yeah, here you go one little kelp mean to ease your thank you so much. Thank you so much
I'll just drink it when I you know feel okay. Yeah, um, I gotta get back to my client. Yeah
See you man. Yep. See ya. Hello
Hey
Wait, something's terribly wrong
Oh, what's going on? Perfect
Okay. Yeah. Well, it's
We fixed the whole thing. We
showed you were still very
well, no, like, listen, there's
psychological damage that comes
with, um, you know, but it
makes someone higher building
makes no sense. You've never
been sad before. Yes, I'm
sad now. Okay. Well, you
about your sadness oh no you know either you need a lawyer just let me know
foolish perfect I need one oh yeah we can discuss it Jeremy I missed your
Beautiful face. Yeah
Your face is like
Don't you think the color purple is so ugly?
I think the purple is just shit.
Shit.
Hello.
Hey, guys.
Oh, my gosh.
Lawyer.
Lawyer.
Lawyer.
Lawyer.
Come here.
What?
Lawyer.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Lawyer, what did he say to you?
What did who say to what?
Oh.
What you went to him?
Oh.
He just wanted some Calpamin.
He said he was on edge.
Oh.
Oh, OK.
Are you lying?
No, that's actually, like, I know we said we hate the truth today, but that's-
I swear on this dirt block.
I swear on this dirt block.
I swear on your suit.
I swear on this stack of, uh-
What is this?
What are these called again?
Uh-
Gurders?
Gurders?
Bamboo girders?
Gurders?
Scaffolding.
Scaffolding.
That's the word.
Okay, we gotta go.
It's not our time.
Stay with me. Stay with me. Wait, maybe um
Can we get up? Maybe a picture of you? So yeah, like you're a friend to animals
Wait, yeah, yeah, I think you're here
Perfect. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get in that? Oh, you did but that's quite a good Jerry. No, that's fine. You can be there
Tubbo look at this. Okay. This is look this is gonna show the year
I'm just chilling
What I don't know. Oh, we have to go. We have to go. Oh good. Okay. Thank you. Um, I'm just gonna go the long way real quick
Here we go
Oh, yeah, take it back. Yeah, thank you. Please confirm your lawyer lawyer lawyer one sec one sec
How's it going? Oh, yeah
Dude, I'm feeling great, you know?
Tubbo, my client is...
No, what?
Okay.
No, you feel great.
I'm feeling so good and I am an honest man.
Yeah, perfect.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Okay, we need to go.
I leave you guys because I think you need to prepare,
right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But we're fully prepared though, so.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Oh, Ryer.
Fully.
Hello.
What?
What?
No hables con el.
No hables con el.
Woah!
Woah!
Wait!
No hables con el.
Tadadadada!
Rogulis!
Woah!
Bring it on, it's best outfit.
Ok, here it's up a wingo.
Oh, here's a winger.
Maybe we can't.
Oh, maybe we can't.
Maybe we can't go in yet.
No, no, no.
Who's Mike?
I can't hear who's who's mic is so loud
Here we'll actually wait the doors aren't open yet, so it's gonna be a mess
I'm so loud. I don't know how everyone's even talking over there. I don't know how they're doing that. Oh, yeah
But yeah, do you have any any last second, you know updates you have maybe or any maybe we should just say it was all our fault
What? No, no!
Throwing the towel
No! No! It's not your fault! You're going to get through this!
Okay, okay...
You can't just be throwing it at them
I just wanted to say, one second that I was in the train
when the accident happened, and I was the reporter who talked to Magnus
I don't understand anything
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness
I've got to tell you this
Down! Down!
Am I...?
What the hell?
Do I, should I call you as a witness?
What the hell?
If you want to, I'm on your side.
Why aren't you, oh, what, are you liking?
What the hell?
Dude, he's got one bar.
Wow.
He is holding on.
Okay, what do we do with this new info?
I
Don't I don't know do we I
Feel like it might only could it only hurt the case? I don't know. Oh good morning Duncan
I don't need to bother. Are you busy? Uh?
That's just too many noises man. Oh
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how they're all even wait foolish come here. What what wait?
I remembered something. Oh, okay the second um wait. Yeah graph measurement asked to be cooled as a witness lost
Okay, the very last witness
The last witness. Okay. Yeah, we can well it might he might get called upon a little sooner if uh
No, he needs to be lost. You need to make sure
Okay, I could try but like you know, I mean if someone else mentions him first he might get called
Okay, you know
But you've got to make sure it happens. Okay. Yeah, I'll let's see what I can do
Hello, we are walking back up. Oh
Oh doors open. Oh, maybe maybe sure. There's less people
That's that's her lawyer. That's her lawyer
What an absolute joke yeah
It is so over it is so over. No, it doesn't even match. Yeah, no
I'm a monster. Oh, okay. Okay. Yes sir
Monster you're you're a little you have a big head
Yeah
Guys
What do you have to say what they gonna say they're gonna say that Alan Riso was pregnant when the accident happened
What that's what I know yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lie. They are gonna say okay. I don't know
That's why he was saying baby killer
Objection I do need objection
Tell him tell him
Objection. Yeah, how is she pregnant? I don't know. I don't know. How do we disprove that I?
Don't know we can't disprove that
I don't know
Yeah, we could try we could try well
I can't give it given who she is the person I doubt that I would be a dad
It's obviously it's a bi-logical sign.
No, there just wouldn't be one though.
Okay, listen, we have to disprove it.
We have to be like, liar, liar, pants for hire.
Yeah.
You could say, where's the bomb?
Yeah, where's the bomb?
Where's the bomb?
She's gonna say not anymore, cause it's, cause it died.
Cause it died?
Well, it'd still be in there a little bit surely.
Oh my goodness.
No.
No man.
Okay, I
How do we disprove
Just so where's the bump trust?
All right, I feel like I gotta come on song on that
Oh, no, oh, no, it's ready
Oh
whoo
Hello nice to meet you
Is that your first words? Yeah, that's kind of cool
Yeah, I'm glad you guys finally got a meet
You need to come up with the strategy man. She's playing the lie. Yeah. Yeah, I need to think okay. How do I just
Oh
Foolish foolish foolish. Yeah, we have to go when the accident happened
She never mentioned about the baby you can say that because I was the witness of that because I took it
Yeah, I'll interview that won't be great though. I won't like that's not
No, just not we fight fire with fire the train also pregnant
No, no the train was pregnant when it got moved into the air
It was unhealthy and the the train lost its train baby the train
No, yeah, why fight fire with fire
We try it was to tell me two pregnant bodies have collided and those babies have died
Yes, dude. It's the only way okay, cuz we can't disprove it. Okay, but she can't disprove that the train wasn't pregnant either I
Think it's the best way
It's gonna listen you gotta trust me
Do we
No, I think they're still doing interviews like the doors. I haven't opened like we can't get in there. Oh my god
Yeah, Polish Polish, huh? I was literally the you know, he witnessed to the accident
She never talked about the baby. She never made those sounds
Which that here like all right down there up who wins the trial? Oh, it's a vote as
So I mean is it I'm starting a gamble. Oh, you know
It's not like it's like enough proof of son. That's a problem like it could help a little bit
But it's not gonna sell the jury just because she didn't mention it
Okay, but yeah, but I'm not just saying about dimensioning stuff
I'm saying that she never you know scream or something like that. Well, she was dead. She got run over
She couldn't scream her whole body got flattened
We found a body later, okay foolish, I think it's still there and there was no the body is still there
And it there was no wait. Oh my god. I found the corpse and there was no baby
Because I knew in her body for baked potatoes and there was no baby as okay, but say if I'm one
I'm gonna say there's no baby because you killed it that doesn't work
No, but I saw the corpse the baby would have still been in the corpse
They're gonna argue differently. I'm telling you they're gonna play the jury
They're gonna say it got wiped. Of course, it's not
You know died. Yeah
The train of all your baby. Yeah, it's we let's say I'm telling you your train had a baby
But it died my train when it got put in the air a baby
Yeah, and then in the air it fell out of her and it died. Yeah
The father was obviously graph graph. Hmm. Yeah, yeah
Yeah. No, no, no. I don't deserve baby. Okay. She's got to bring someone. Okay. Okay. Um,
foolish. Can you carry me? I feel weak. Yeah. Um, I'm trying to think. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
She's a little bit. Um, wait, she that's not fair. How could she's allowed to lie
about being pregnant? I what if I try to tell you time and time again? The truth
It doesn't matter.
Oh.
Yeah.
So the train was parking.
And then when it was put in the sky, fell out and died.
Yeah.
I'm going to find a picture of like a.
And that's how the train.
I'm going to look up broken toy train.
This would be good.
Yeah.
This would be good.
Okay.
Okay, ooh, this could be good.
Okay, wait, let me just second, here,
let me know your thoughts,
just as I don't wanna do something that,
no, no, please.
Okay, let me do this.
Let me...
Can you Photoshop blood on it?
I could try.
Um
Here we go
Yeah, we're so cooked. Can I get some primes?
I guess some primes because we're so cooked just maybe like
Just maybe like 50 primes. Can I get like 50 primes real quick? It would really make me feel better
Okay, perfect. Now. Let me just now safety
Me save the image. Why is it so dude my internet like dying? Why can't I just grab the image?
Hello!
Sorry, I'm de-dancing you to make-
Oh, did the server crash?
Is that why?
Did I?
Is my internet or was that just me?
Guys, who is the problem?
Any of you starts on the launcher?
Why am I struggling so I took a little snip of it and it won't let me like it's like struggling
Okay, here we go.
Okay. Here we go. We're loading. Don't worry. I think, all right, here, let me know. I'll
the picture. So I'm gonna say this is a photo of Tubbo with the like with the
the train baby. Look that's the baby train that died. I think I think this is
good. That's too graphic. Okay. Photoshop is head. Okay, wait.
This might be tough, okay let me try.
Okay, so first let me copy this image, put it here, okay, and then we're gonna grab a snip maybe of a...
Okay, let me grab a snip of this.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
I'm doing great editing.
I'm doing great editing.
And now.
Wait, I don't know if that works though, now it doesn't look sad.
Okay, that should be good.
Okay, save.
Okay, now we should be good
He doesn't look sad do you look so sad he's like smiling to the thing
That graphs the father you just have to say okay, okay, you are not the father
No, but you are oh, oh Jeremy calling you you are the father. Oh
Oh, actually maybe not a good reference there.
I don't know any other shows where they do pretend to test.
Dr. Phil?
Dr. Phil! We're gonna Dr. Phil you!
Tubbo?
I have an image of the train child you found after it fell.
This is so graphic.
Sorry, it's tough to work out.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
Okay, so it sounds like Tubbo's updating you
on the fact his train was pregnant?
Yes.
Yeah?
With who?
Your PapaGraph now.
Your PapaGraph.
I...
I...
You're gonna have to sell this, okay?
It's gonna be the only way.
You have to.
If you don't, then we're all going down.
Listen, they're already spreading lies that she was pregnant.
The jury's going to eat that up.
I thought you could only calm this pregnant.
I think it's starting.
Oh, oh, OK.
Oh, god.
I have this image ready.
Lawyer?
Yeah.
Lawyer, give me a kiss for good luck.
OK.
OK, let's go.
We're so ready.
We're so ready.
Let me just put some things on.
We're so ready.
We're synergized.
OK, so we have back.
Oh, wait.
Have I ever mentioned how purple is such an ugly color?
You have such a big head.
Oh, why are you not shut up the fucking mouth?
Oh my god.
Wow.
Wow.
OK.
You're true colors.
Yeah, dude.
He's just a jerk.
Hey.
He is.
Yeah.
When I win, can you please just say,
you are better than me.
I have a lot to learn about you and your work.
And you are the best second in command at Luke's Center.
OK.
And when I win, I want you to prepare me a fresh new suit.
Do you have a ball? Do you paint football here?
Is this from the arch?
No, I don't have a ball, friend.
You don't have?
Fulis, do you have a ball?
Do you have a ball?
A ball?
Do you have balls?
Balls?
Eggs?
Do you have balls?
Eggs?
Do you have balls?
Two eggs?
Do you have balls?
Um balls what kind of balls are you looking for?
No, no, because we said balls. I mean my balls. Uh good balls. Good balls. You have to
good balls. Balls. You want balls? Yeah, I mean ball like ball balloon like you. Oh balloon
You're waiting for a balloon you that you eat yeah, do you eat that I hit?
Balloon like with the food. Oh, okay. Uh, does that exist?
A football
Soccer
That's correct. This kid is that in Minecraft?
What are you asking for?
It's time.
It's time.
Oh, it's time?
It's time now.
Okay.
Wait, just letting him know.
What?
He wasn't the owner of the theme when the accident happened.
I'm chill. Daddy chill.
Where are you?
Everyone chill, okay?
All of you calm down.
Idiots.
Like over here.
Everyone take a seat.
Hey guys, you are not allowed to use.
You are not allowed to use.
I'll tell you the super responses in the program.
What was that?
Please take a seat.
20 seconds ago, I'm doing it, fuck, it doesn't change in seconds, fuck, I'm doing it
Oh, yes
I'm taking a seat in the audience, everyone can take a seat in the audience
Oh, okay, okay
By the way, in the last one, the book is...
Is that a rule?
You sent me 20 seconds ago
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead, I'm gonna go ahead and call for everyone's name
and you are called for safe presence, okay?
Alandro, Alondrisa
Oh
You say present in my courtroom
This is so scary
Not bad, not bad!
What?
Good afternoon
Good afternoon
Good afternoon
Where?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where am I sitting?
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Hello!
Hello, Tina!
Hello!
Who's echoing?
Ishan.
Ishan.
Is that me?
There's a mothership in your room.
It's making noise.
I don't know what it is.
Wait, me?
No, not you.
You're not a son.
I know you have a lot of NASA equipment trouble,
but this is the son of Ishan.
Yeah.
For everyone who's wondering, this is Judge Quackity
in real life.
This is what I look like.
Oh, okay.
judge quackity in real life this is what i look like oh okay
thank you thank you so much
thank you so much
oh yes
Yes, please.
Okay, oh, yes.
Sorry, I remembered a funny joke.
Sandra's giggling.
Wait a minute, it seems.
Okay, there we go.
Okay, perfect.
First of all, I'm going to make a list.
We are going to make a list. I'm gonna read out the names if I read out your names safe presents understood
Yeah
I don't care, we go
He said present
He said it
I'm not here, not here
Okay, okay
Don't cut clean
Don't cut clean?
Don't cut clean?
That's a book on
Hello.
10 points for Jai.
Dude, look at this.
Look at that blinds.
Don't be scared of the bear.
This is a test.
Can you come in with a bear?
I look like Wolfpack.
I'm gonna be a factory.
So in.
I thought it was different
Spanish people probably don't have a seat on the keyboard
Duncan Masink
President
El Juan Iquilador
President
High dreams present
Uh, pre-Z.
Okay.
Okay.
Hyper-X.
And the HENO.
Eye-Royer.
Presidente.
Because he's already at a pre-Z.
Yeah.
Uh, wait, uh...
I can you can you I don't want to butcher your name. Can you tell me exactly how to say your name?
John yes, he's asleep. Yeah, my mic was off. Sorry. Okay. Okay
Are you present in the courtroom?
I'm dead
I'm dead
I'm dead
Ok
I was wrong
Let's see, next
I'm dead
Ok, ok, pressurize
I'm dead
Ok, Grobleis
I'm dead
Hey, I'm dead
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Okay, Maximus.
But I'm back.
He's not boss.
Present.
Okay, Senpai, Spider.
Present.
Excellent voice.
Good job.
Very good voice.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Tina Kitten.
Present.
Hello.
Hey guys.
Hi.
Hi.
I love that.
Present!
I'm also present.
two people
and then they look really stupid
Silence in my courtroom whoever's not silence will get a kick. I have just been given up
And everyone will get a kick who doesn't respect
Let's get this out of the way um Alondra and Tubbo you two are the parties involved
who is accusing who and of what?
Okay Tubbo you confirm that you are also I think you're muted.
now i'm here
okay okay
uh... you are
uh... taking a laundry to court is this correct
now she's doing me
okay because she's saying that you are
she's saying
wait
oh my god
co-co-co-co
what is that?
wait for the first one
what is that?
what is that?
Okay, we need to set this on. Who is a cute...
Who is...
I'm doing her!
Okay, okay.
Top vote. Is your attorney present in the room?
Yes!
Okay, who is your attorney?
Bullish Gamers!
Over here!
Woohoohoo!
Thank you.
This is your attorney.
Yeah!
Alondra?
Who is your lawyer?
Who is your legal representative?
What was he talking about?
I don't know.
I think he's in the store.
All right, perfect.
Silence, Jerry.
Jerry, you have been giving one specific instruction.
It's just to stop silence during the court case.
So I trust that you will respect the court.
Thank you very much.
You don't see the subtitles?
What do you mean?
I think she's far across.
Do you have the translation box?
Yes, okay, okay
We asked that one of the juries
Okay, thank you. Thank you so much. All right, ladies and gentlemen, please pay close attention
This is a court case where one of the defendants
I'm sorry, is there a joke you wanted to tell the court Aaron
No, no, your honor, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. All right. Please take a seat. Alondra and Juan, Tobbo and foolish. Please take a seat. I will explain the rulings of the court.
Number one that you must understand. I'm going to repeat these instructions in English and Spanish since one of the parties, of course, speaks Spanish.
In this court case, we will take things at that. I trust that you have prepared all the evidence and all the proof of what you're accusing the other party of.
Yes, yes, your honor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you need any resources, right in here, we have a camera. We have item frames. We have paper and we have a TV.
Oh, thank you. Understood.
Yeah.
For every piece of evidence you have to have two copies one that you will place down here and one that you will give me you understand this oh
Okay, yeah, okay, okay two copies of every piece of evidence so I can take a look as well
Okay, and lastly I must say that
In the court of law metagaming is not allowed meaning all your evidence much must have a substantial
Reason as to why you have it
So you cannot take screenshots of other streams. You cannot take screenshots of a Twitter post you saw and present that as anything
It will be it will be dismissed by the court of law that piece of evidence. Yes, you're understood
So you understand these rules and you wish to proceed with this
With this court case. Yeah, I'm feeling 1 million percent very good. Thank you
Alondra, te voy a leer las instrucciones en español, este es un caso muy delicado, obviamente.
Confío de que tienen toda la evidencia puesta.
Yes, señorita.
Okay, perfecto.
Van a tener materiales acá atrás, una cámara, item frames, papel y una televisión para presentar su evidencia.
Su evidencia tienen que presentar una evidencia que van a poner acá.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No.
No.
Hyper, is there anything you would like to tell the court?
What?
Hyper, is there anything you would like to tell the court as you are an audience member
and anything you would like to tell your honor?
You are able to right now.
Is there anything you want to say?
No, I'd like to see this through.
I'm just watching.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Juan y Alondrisa les comento reitero.
Me van a tener que presentar dos copias de su prueba.
La primera copia la van a presentar aqui y la otra me la van a dar a mi, correcto?
Ay que ridiculo, sí, la senoria.
Entonces, a partir de esto les tengo que decir, metagaming no esta permitido en la corte.
Significa que si alguna de sus pruebas contiene metagaming o un tweet o un mensaje de chat,
no cuenta como pruebas, no va a ser admisible en la corte.
Perfecto, su senoría.
Okay, perfect. So, uh, I confirm that you are the plaintiffs and I am the plaintiffs.
Okay, just to confirm, you are accusing them, they are the accused and you, uh, they are
the defendants and you guys are the, uh, you're accusing them.
Uh, yes, they are scumbags, your honor. Yes.
Your court is super strong.
Okay, okay. Everyone, let's get a round of applause as the court is now in session.
Let's get started. Let's get started. We are going to start with the opening statements.
Uh, Fulish and Tubbo, do you all have opening statements you'd like to give?
Um, is it?
I can give a statement?
Yeah, my client would love to give a statement right now.
Wait, what the hell?
are you okay your okay you guys can you guys hear my my music for for a second
okay listen tell about please step here in front of the court also just one more
thing just one more thing the people you see are part of the jury they are
neutral parties that based upon your facts will decide what the sentencing
will be of course based on your suggestion but they are neutral parties
you understand this? Yes, your honor.
It's so horrible.
Go ahead, young mulchie.
It's time out, it's time out.
I'll start and then pass it off to you.
Now, in my courtroom, we'll get kicked out of the server. Order in my court right now.
You can just leave it to the host and we'll all imagine that he's here.
We'll see, uh, guard, guard, can you please get rid of this bear?
Someone killed a bear!
You can kill it outside, no one is waiting outside.
Oh my god, there's a fucking bear.
I'm gonna put this in the game.
Order in the court, order in the court.
Tubbo and foolish gamers, do you have an opening statement?
Uh, yes, I just wanna say a couple words and I'll pass it off to Tubbo.
Okay, okay.
Don't squeeze the Vojtek!
Oh my god, someone please kill that fucking bear!
It's a fact of the past!
One more time, I'll tell you that we have to kill the dog, we won't like it.
Oh, who's that then?
No, what's up, what are you?
Oh my God, who brought a fucking bear to my court?
The dog is also a criminal in this case.
Okay, please sit down, Mr. Graf.
We are the court and...
My seat doesn't exist.
Okay, Gavie's here too.
Okay.
A little late tonight.
I understand.
Thank you, Mr. Police.
Podemos seguir. Muchas gracias.
Lord Almighty.
Okay, Foolish Gamers is about to give his opening statements.
Please begin now.
Your Honor, may I just start off by saying your ass is looking great today.
Oh my God.
Oh, que ridiculo.
Now.
Okay.
This is Foolish Gamers.
I'm gonna ask you and remind everyone in this courtroom that even if you saw me
Previously as a colleague as a friend or as a boyfriend. I'm going to ask you that you take all those pre-dispositions
Outside the window. I'm a mutual party and you do not disrespect me in that manner. You understand. I'm sorry sir
I won't look at your ass
You have a nice ass too. Okay. Thank you on with your opening statements. Um, Tubbo. Whoa, it's your turn
Please tell the court that that was it. Yeah
Okay
No, no, no, now Tubbo, now Tubbo's gonna do his part.
Oh my God.
Go on Tubbo.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Your Honor.
Can I go to the opening statement please?
Your Honor, over the last few weeks,
I have been victim to daily harassment,
theft, property damage, and also the loss of a child.
Wow.
This woman here,
this woman here, I've never,
I've never met before.
We exchanged our first sentences today,
and she has done nothing but be my mortal enemy,
although we have never even introduced.
And I'm looking forward to getting this trial behind us,
and then hopefully we can repair a friendship that
didn't exist.
Wow.
Very interesting.
What would you like in return, since you are accusing them?
What would you like in return?
I actually have prepared a demands list if I if I could I come up and say yes
absolutely yeah hand me the book and I'll read it out loud oh okay well make
sure to read every every line okay so these are the demands that turbo asks of
a Londra
They are very reasonable you're on up. I'm not trying to do too much to bow buns
One week in prison that's hobo builds
One week of best friendship same week in prison
No more cobblestone builds
Move my stones. Whatever that means
paper ash wax to have a vacation in the future and she must become a vampire
let okay see
this are the demands that he had in your body the jury will define if these demands are appropriate
according to everything that happens
I'm not sure what it is, but it's like a bread.
One week in prison that you were going to build, one week of being best friends that
you were going to be in prison.
Thank you. Thank you, Judge. Thank you, your honor. Thank you.
Please take a seat. Please take a seat.
Judge, what a beautiful reading.
The opening statements of Alondrisa en Juan Inquilador.
Ven a Londra.
The day of today we are here present not only to defend the honor of my client, but we also have some
demands against demand since my client has suffered a personal loss and the loss of
his dignity. If you like you can read page seven of this book. After you come back,
because there is my defense.
That's Juan! Defend it!
Silence, please! Order in my courtroom, please.
Juan, what is this exactly? What do you need me to read from this?
Page 7.
Oh, so you want something too? I don't...
Turns out the defendant's watching.
See, I thought that was through in us.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, you know what? They have to...
Okay, it's a counter suit. It's a counter lawsuit. Okay. Yeah. All right. They want I'm going to read it in
I'm going to read it in Spanish and I'm going to read in English. Okay
Okay, okay. So there's a man so the following
en honor a los acontecimientos y a las víctimas, Josh,
siendo una de las víctimas.
Que tuvo trabajo para Londresa una semana entera.
I'm going to read these demands in English now.
I'm going to translate them.
Why?
They want to the accusers, they
don't want you to touch their terrain, their area of building.
They want the train to have the name Expresso Alandresa.
And in the area of their terrain,
they want a station with that same name.
whole new station. They want a museum constructed in their terrain under supervision of them
in honor of the victim, Josh. Okay, we'll find out who Josh is. And they want you to work for them
for an entire week. Thank you. Okay, please take a seat. Perfect. So these are the facts.
So I need one of the parties now I need one of the parties to come up and tell me the facts. Okay, the facts are in order
What happened exactly that caused this whole case?
Factuals
Well, yes, let me give us the facts of the case
All right, let me explain to the court and to your honor what happened that fateful day
It all started
When tubo built his beautiful
full train tracks something that much of the server admires and dear to Tubbo's little
baby angel heart.
No idea.
No idea.
What the fucks?
Oh, yeah that was very disturbing.
Go on, go on.
So it all started when after he built his train tracks, Aladrisa over here decided
to build the castle and her walls over the train tracks.
Yes, it's horrible.
I don't like to use the words
griefing, but I think it is appropriate for this matter.
Now, that is how it started,
but the ending was much more gruesome perhaps.
Okay.
The following day,
She was recklessly standing on the train tracks like like an idiot
And before she knew what happened
It was horrible she died
But it was not Tubbo's fault, and we'll get into that matter, you know, as the day goes on, but that is what happened and why we're here.
And then, should I explain what happened after that, or will that come later?
No, no, well, those are the facts. You just need to give me the facts. Please take a seat.
Okay, thank you.
I understand that the details of this case might be very gruesome.
If anyone wants to step outside, wants to exit the courtroom, please feel free to do so.
so okay i know these facts can be very very disturbing just make sure and then uh now uh
to the other part i would like you to explain the facts please
areas like the Regimen, the Cueva Polaca, the North, and Alondrisa.
She just arrived on this island, she had a dream, the dream of having her own space,
a castle that gave her a tribute not only to hard work, but also to plants.
When Alondrisa prepared this land, when she herself planned the whole area
and started the construction of his castle,
he also started his biggest nightmare,
feeling expelled from the place he worked.
And not only that, but being a victim of a chain of attacks,
manipulations, disinformation,
and all because of the two biggest criminal groups on this island.
Oh
LoL
Oh
Give me a voice
What? The pulse in the regime?
What?
Would you like the president to present the first test?
Or are we going to pass the test?
123 years have passed and you still can't even take it?
Yeah
There's this crazy guy in the audience, please ignore it.
You will have your chance to present the facts, but let's go in order. Please take a seat and thank you for your opening statement
Police gamers
you need to present
Evidence of everything you just accused this party of do you have
That wasn't funny that there was nothing
I just remember a small a small uh, that was yeah, that wasn't funny please silence silence in the courtroom, please
Wait, so I should submit it into here and do you know no no no no no please hand me over the evidence
Okay, you don't have to make copies. Just give me the evidence and oh, okay that one will be probably
Okay
From these two pictures, which one would you like me to place first?
Um, maybe the one with with tabo as real face is real. Okay, so this is this is a piece of evidence
We have been submitted by this party
This is only the beginning of the hardship tabo has
Has dealt with
Okay, oh a jury, please pass this picture round
Oh
This other one to the audience and actually give me another copy so I can show the jury
Okay, let me
You guys can come down and see the evidence whenever it's
Okay. Do you have another piece of evidence foolish? I'm gonna put it right here.
Um, yeah, here's a piece of evidence. Everyone just take a look.
This is a judgment of his character. He is a friend to all, even the littlest of creatures.
You said I was barely in this photo. Why am I not?
Well, because you're a friend to Tumbo too. He cares about people as well.
This is just a matter of character.
Take a seat, Jerry. Take a seat.
Okay, okay, okay, let's all right
Yes
The two photos used here as evidence demonstrates
I never trusted that guy
So the two photos I showed you here demonstrate the sadness and
the frustration and the loss of
train ship that Tubbo has gone through.
Can you please, can we kick him out? We should murder him.
Can we execute him? Can we kill him? Order in the court.
Okay, foolish. And this other...
Wrap it up, wrap it up. The other evidence here, it shows
that he wouldn't kill a stupid person that would stand on the train
because look at how kind he is to this frog and parrot.
No.
What?
Okay.
Anything else, foolish?
Uh, that's it for now.
I'll have more later.
Okay.
You literally took that picture today.
That is very interesting.
What is happening?
Don't worry.
I got more later.
The fuck are you doing?
No, it comes later.
It comes later.
Order in the court.
Order in the court.
Let's get a round of applause.
Let's get a round of applause, everyone.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh!
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Please Juaniquilador come right ahead. Do you have evidence to counterclaim or to at least show everything you want to claim?
Okay, necesito un televisor para poner un video. Podríamos poner un televisor?
Absolutely.
Who?
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
He's way more young.
Okay.
Okay, perfect. Jerry, come down here.
Come down here.
Because the subtitles will...
No one speak.
Oh, I love people.
Ah.
I'm going to make you lose your time.
Let's watch a clip that shows us what happened
the day my client, Londrisa, had a terrible accident.
Evidence card, can we put the TV up here?
Evidence card, can we put the TV up here
so everyone can see and watch each other?
Okay, let's put it up there.
Oh, evidence card.
Yes, if it's better up there, I'll put it up there.
I think so.
I'm going to put it up there.
I'm going to put it up there.
I'm going to put it up there.
Silence!
So
Louder louder
No, no, no, no!
It's not a brownish.
No, no, no!
It doesn't look anything.
What I just saw was the bastard's mind.
There's much more to it.
My client came to the area near the regime and the Polish cave
without knowing what he was putting in the wolf's mouth.
logo.
Ella se apropio de su terreno.
Terreno que no le pertenecía a nadie, trabajó en él y haciendo un reportaje para los chicos
de la Federación fue agredida por el tren.
Pero ustedes creen que eso está feo.
Hay una situación de la que nadie estaba enterado.
Podrían poner un marco de imagen, por favor.
Yes, evidence card.
Evidence card.
Please take his evidence to put on the...
Coniquilador.
Oh my gosh
Smoke inside the courtroom you're able to I know this is very stressful
What the hell is this shit?
What the hell is this?
Why are you here?
Please repeat what this picture is, explain.
Oh my gosh
This is irrelevant to what happened to
Andresa.
This changes nothing of Tabo's guilty or innocent about her train getting hit.
whether she had a baby in her or not is irrelevant.
Objection, overworld.
There is, there is a effective third party,
which is the passing of her baby.
So we will have to submit that into evidence
and into consideration, foolish gamers.
I apologize.
Yes, your honor.
Okay.
Yes.
Don't worry.
We still have a witness.
Okay, a testimony, please call it.
Simone to the stand. He's got the way to the next.
Could you please pass to the front?
Me?
Oh, God.
Do I have to say something?
Ah, okay.
I will speak English to make my peace with the people.
Yes, please, please, please state your oath.
Do I repeat something after you or do I make one up?
Absolutely.
And I know this by...
Google.
No, not by Google. No, shut the fuck up.
Okay, grab, grab, do you solemnly swear or a friend that you will listen carefully to the evidence
and give a fair verdict based on that is not for you actually, that is for the jury.
You know what, Jess?
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
You have the right to a lawyer, one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford one.
That is Miranda rights, we are not going to have Miranda rights.
Do you, do you solemnly swear to tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth so help you God?
I solemnly swear to tell nothing but the truth. Tell only the truth.
Now why would they for a whole truth to help you?
Please take the stand. Let's get a round of applause.
Yeah! Yeah, grab it!
He's pleased to be reached!
Okay, okay, okay.
This is a little final.
Yes, that's right.
Ask the questions to your testimony. What do you want your testimony? Let's see. Let's go.
Graf, where were you when Alondrisa was in the accident?
Inside the train.
It's the real way.
But there's a complicated situation here.
Who paid you to drive that train and hit London, thank you.
The train was built so that the Polish cave may receive shipments of lava for our reactor.
Oh my god.
Is it kind of good for Teba?
He's going to give us lava.
Oh.
It's kind of good for Teba.
It's kind of good for Teba.
I did not mean to hit her, Judge, if you could please open the briefcase, which you
provided earlier, the code is 6726.
To give everyone context, we were given, the office was submitted some evidence.
The evidence has not been examined yet, so we cannot confirm the veracity of this, of this,
but we will open this briefcase.
What is the code?
6-7-2-6.
We don't have to do anything.
Oh, shit.
Dude, this is so easy.
6-7-6-7.
Okay.
Okay, 6-7-6-7.
Let me just open this briefcase.
Can I leave this card now, please?
Is there an issue next time?
No, no, no.
Get out of here, bitch.
Oh, you just...
BWAAA!
BWAAA!
BWAAA!
BWAAA!
Very, very, very nice!
Can you confirm the briefcase is open?
The briefcase is now open in Tessacono 6726?
Yes.
Okay.
In the briefcase is now open, we have...
In the Discord, in chat, I have posted three PDFs,
Polish, English and Spanish.
I have actually paid a Polish railway lawyer
There is an expert opinion of me
Has since PDFs in English Spanish and Polish
Okay, so let me pretty innocent Wow Wow, this is a lot of information right here
You will find sighted European as well as Polish law everything is hyperlinked if you would like to read
Okay, okay, well for timing purposes and to respect the time of the audiences
You can skip to the conclusion
Let me hold on hold on I need to open this make sure you're struggling to load halfway through page five
Okay, everyone, please open the document and I will be reading this conclusion
We can cross-examine this document later on but for now we need to since you are a testimony
I'm giving you a little leeway. I can't let it love
because you have got it in a nice packaged form.
But I do remind you that my leeway can be limited.
Understood?
I can give you a very short version of it, essentially.
Okay, no need, I'm going to read.
You mentioned that the conclusion is in here
and I should read the conclusion.
Halfway through page five is when the conclusion begins
and the final answer is just page eight.
Okay, perfect.
Conclusions, I'm going to read this
to the court conclusions.
According to the instructions of the of attraction vehicle driver, the train driver must while driving the train in accordance with 12 paragraph to observe and strictly adhere to light signals and pay attention to the train being driven when passing traffic control.
Okay, I must say, I must say give me a second.
Give me a second.
What is where are you getting these laws from?
Where are they those are Polish laws?
actual legit Polish laws, I will also present another piece of evidence.
I, uh, this is my license.
Fun and graph, we are under the jurisdiction of QSMP, we are not under the jurisdiction
of Polish laws, therefore, these conclusions are deemed not valid in the court of law,
because we are not practicing under that jurisdiction.
Can I please place down the right and front?
Graf me sirivio como testigo respondendo un par de preguntas.
This legal representative has just told us that your conclusions are not part of the of the thing
Wow okay I'm sorry this testimony I'm giving you a lot of leeway here Mr. Juan is there anything please wrap this testimony up please
Also, I'm sorry. This is a good document. The issue is however that Juan must ask you the questions and then you must respond
The long and short of it is I could not have break in time whatever I was able to do
Wow, the train was going at 110 kilometers per hour
So you are not culpable of the running over it
No matter what I did I would not have been able to break in time
time and the interview was also not authorized they did not notify anyone that
the interview was going to happen Wow understood understood one please continue
this testimony the train had been stolen from our base well not stolen sorry
the train had been taken for a joyride and my only intention was to return the train back to the
polish cave station please take a seat grap thank you so much let's give a round of applause
i must explain i must explain to everyone that the jurisdiction we are practicing under
is a discord rules that are posted in the qsmp group that is our current legislation
If anything would come out of this court case and precedence of the situation happening here, those rules and laws will be applied to those discord rules. Understood?
Yes, I appreciate your your document. In fact, I would like to read this document with the jury when we do get together and come up with a conclusion. So rest assured, your document will not be going to waste.
It will be read it will be analyzed, but for now of course for the court's time we must continue
I hope you enjoy it
in your work, my client not only suffered, but also the little, sweet and adorable Josh,
who now doesn't see the third one.
Wow, wow.
Your honor.
Yes.
I feel like with that last evidence in place, I think it would be appropriate that I also
have a witness to the stand.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Please call your witness to the stand.
Yes.
I think this is the furthest show Tubbo's innocence. I think this next witness will be able to shed light a lot
Oh, what happened that day? I okay, please would like to call everyone to the stand
Yes, wait wait no before we go before we go everyone
You need to make a note to the court of law do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth
So help you God. I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God
Please take the sand. Let's get a round of applause. Yeah, everyone
Now the reason I call upon everyone to the stand is he was another witness on the train
in that accident and I would yes
He was inside the train
Yeah, everyone so you were on the train and do you ever recall seeing Tubbo on in the train
the train from the very beginning. The story began when I was visiting the regime because
I was in fact looking for my boyfriend Ash Swagg. Yes, he is a part of the regime and
I was actually looking for him. It turned out that Ash Swagg wasn't here. So I thought
that I'm gonna be looking for him inside of my Polish cave.
But I wanted to act fast, so I want to miss him.
So I saw the train actually parked
inside of the regime railway.
And I asked, can this train actually go max speed,
ultra omega fast from the regime to the Polish cave?
And there was him, the graph, the driver.
I just entered the train and I said to him,
We need to act fast. We need to drive fast. Let's go!
And he in fact actually started the train which in this very train, two bombers know where to be seen!
Woooo!
I said to grab my butt, him on the shoulder and said, go my friend, to the Polish game!
I thought that's possible! And you know what guys, we actually went omega ultrasonic fun on the train.
We actually saw the Alondrista on the railway, and you might ask why she was on in the middle of the road.
I don't know. I don't like that. Guys, next.
Hold on. Hold on.
Is there any objections? I just need to remind everyone that, you know, during cross-examination, anyone can object.
When they bring up a testimony, you can object. When they bring up a testimony, anyone can object.
I'm going to get you!
You're going to get me!
You're going to get me!
You're going to get me!
You're going to get me!
And then, I said to Graf, we need to be hurry, because I don't know where I'm off into this.
So I basically sent a go full speed and then, then we saw in the distance.
You're under, watch that in the distance!
I even sent Alan Driza!
I'm not staying on the road, and I said,
Graf, you need to push the brakes.
And she said, OK, I'm pushing the brakes,
but we were going, in fact, 110 kilometers per hour.
Actually, from the examination, you cannot brake fast enough.
So the Alandrisa was hit.
I told Graf to go full speed because I
was missing my boyfriend.
That's the honest truth, we are honest.
I'm so sorry that it's a sensitive topic,
but to answer your question, no,
Tuba was not part of this endeavor for even one percent!
He wasn't there, your honor!
My client is innocent!
This is the most done ever!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woohoo!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Sonia, you're our friend!
Ebra, please take a seat.
Please take a seat.
Any concluding, uh, any more questions for this?
Well, as you can see, Tubbo had no part in this train incident.
And if anything there was a hijacking one could say but this hijacking
I don't think actually matters for minutes ago from your mouth your honor
You said we abide by the rules of the QSMP discord do we not correct?
We we abide by the jurisdiction of the QSMP that is correct and me and my team
Have a scan through the documents and there are no rules about running people over with trains
Okay
Any any further questioning foolish no that is all from everyone. Thank you everyone
Please go take a seat. Thank you your honor. Thank you. Thank you. Please go take a seat. Wow. Wow. This is
This is this is quite
Quite heavy. Okay. When you go there you want to say something about this?
Okay
Amigos
Nos están tratando de ver la cara de tontos a todos
You want to make us believe that what happened on this chaotic day was an accident, but it wasn't.
I would like to call the police officer at this moment.
Oh, Tobbo?
Tobbo, you are being called to the stand.
Okay, up here.
Can you hear it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Juan, you are calling the police.
Remember, remember this is your, you are legally representing this man.
So you are able to object if there's anything you are able to object if I overrule it or not that is my decision
But you are able to object of you if you wish, okay? Yes, your hotness honor
Okay, Jesus. Okay
Yeah
Please Juan Guarniso
Please go ahead and ask the questions that you want to ask. Oh, I know I sweat it tell this truth and stuff
Yes, no, no, no, well, you are you already committed to that out as soon as you decided
to enter this courtroom.
Well, my primera pregunta para ti es simple.
Que opinas del castillo de Alondrisa?
Go on, Thomas.
I honestly think it's incredibly ugly.
Ooh!
That is the whole truth!
That works!
When you saw this castle with the material that you don't like, what did you think of it?
I was like, everyone can play Minecraft their own way, but that doesn't mean I think it looks good.
Ooh!
Wow
Wow
the world. He's leading him. He has not he has not agreed to any of that. What do you
mean explain he's he's leading the the jury and the and the who are the people
that just sit in chairs the audience the people yeah this is all this is all
full speculation and he has no evidence of this so senior yeah so stay do you
have any evidence this is this is a very subjective matter whether Tubbo
likes or doesn't like her castle has nothing to do with this. It is the facts. What did
he do to the castle and how did he do it? No subjective matters. Only objective ones,
please.
Lo que tenemos aquí es el trabajo colectivo de mucha gente. Creo que en este momento
debemos de pensar lógicamente y darnos cuenta que Tubo está tratando de expulsar
a Londriza a como del lugar. Do you have proof of this? Do you have evidence that
That tubo is puppeteering this in order to affect Alandrisa directly?
One second, Sosenioria.
Okay.
Please, no more in my courtroom, please.
Not sorry.
No.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Let's go.
Would you like to say some words?
Okay, please.
Would you like to say some words?
Hello.
Please hurry with the evidence.
Hold on.
Mr. Juan, I ask you that you get this evidence as soon as possible as we are running on time here and
Lundrisa please go ahead.
What do you want to say?
Good morning for every young.
What do you want to say?
I said good morning for every young.
I don't know if you can say it in Spanish if you like it
Tell me that I... I... tell... good
Ok, ok, it's in Spanish
Say it in Spanish, say it in Spanish
Ok
Dear man, I think I lack of respect for...
Can you put your hands... ok, yes, yes, go ahead, sorry
I thought you didn't have your titles, go ahead
Dear man, I think I lack of respect for how the lawyer who is suing me
She says that it doesn't matter that I lost.
She's called the bitch that made this out of my the way.
No, you're gay!
They're ordering the court!
Ordering the court!
They do.
They're not having a split for me.
Ordering the court!
They, they don't have a split for me.
Okay, okay Alondra, please continue with your statement.
Okay.
You caught it.
Right.
I think I lack respect for the lawyer saying that my little Josh has nothing to do with me and he is not relevant because he was my baby
He was my little Josh and I lost him and even though I won this trial, nobody is going to give me back my little Josh's life
This is very sad.
Alondrisa.
You know, you have to get it.
Yeah, this is...
Order! Order in the park!
They hate me!
Alondrisa, Alondrisa, I do have to say,
and this goes to your representative, legal representative as well.
Listen to me, everyone listen up. Listen to me.
That ultrasound of your baby, what is your baby called again?
My little George.
Okay, little George, you need to sustain that evidence
with a doctor in the hospital it came from,
because we have no knowledge of any hospitals in the QSMP.
So you have a doctor that the only way that evidence
is going to be admissible in court
is if you have evidence of a doctor
that made the ultrasound.
I believe there is another thing that makes X-rays.
I fell pregnant before the cruiser was shocked.
my husband and I
can't get to the
the
before the
if you want
I
can see
actually
actually
and to finish
that land
I planned it before
there were trains
wait wait
Wait. Wait. Wait. You had the terrain before the train tracks were built?
Primero fue la planación de mi terreno y luego llegaron las vías del tren.
Okay, do you have any of this? Yes? Oh, I can justify the timeline here.
The terrain did appear to be modernized when I first built the tracks.
However, it didn't extend to where the tracks were and in later days was extended to that
After the fact the tracks were already down
So you are confirming that the terrain was flattened out by the time you build the train
But not where the tracks were but you but Alondrisa you
Flattened the ground you did it. You did all that work
With these little hands, with this little chest, with a lot of sweat, and with the little chest.
Objection, your honor.
It's all hearsay. There's no evidence of who flattened the ground first.
It doesn't matter how big your hands are.
I think this is enough.
Mr. Pooleys, yes.
Mr. Pooleys.
Charlotte, honor in the court.
Oh, sorry.
foolish your client here has just confirmed that he built on flattened land
land that he did not find himself that's not what no your honor he said it a
little differently if I may explain so there was land flattened near it but
where he specifically built his train tracks it was not flattened ground to
That's not what your client said, you know what that is!
Do you have any evidence that the grounds of us flattened before any of the train tracks
were built, and do you have evidence that Togo built on flattened land that you flattened
it?
That you flattened?
Unfortunately, that's hearsay.
If you don't have evidence, I'm sure you know what that is hearsay.
and that is hearsay
Listen, in a courtroom, there's a lot you can misspeak
You can misspeak, and in a courtroom you can misspeak
But if there's no evidence on either of the sides
I cannot admit that as evidence
No, gamers, I do suggest you tell your client to stop misspeaking
Because we're gonna let it pass for now
But if he continues misspeaking
Yes, let's all keep that in mind one. This goes to a long as well. Okay, we can we need if you have evidence that you flattened the ground
It's a clear-cut case here, but if you don't have evidence and there's nothing we can do I apologize. Yes graph
Did what do you want to?
So, sir, I don't think you spend in this moment. I have the evidence, but okay. I'll just go back
Oh
Okay, I'm sorry one please please speak please small reasons for you and that man over there. Is there anything they want to present?
Go speak to go speak to okay
this year
I don't think I don't want one
Hey, I got comment that he didn't previous no here a baza baza continue
But I don't know I don't like to be a better little primero
See it is here evidence how I'm gonna be spicy
Okay, this is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna take a short recess because after coming back
We're gonna have final statements. I'm going to get together with the jury
If there's any more evidence or anything else that you guys want to present to the to the court
Please obtain it now. Okay. All the facts are laid out. If there's any extra evidence, please foolish talk to your clients
Okay, talk to your clients if there's any extra evidence
He was the one who put the file sound I'm hitting him for you and you're hitting me
Okay, and Jerry we will discuss in private everyone please go outside and we will reconvene
Okay, oh my god, I can hear okay. I didn't miss me did I no no to be clear you said you said like the ground
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. We cleared that up
Okay, okay, so right now. I feel like we're in a pretty good spot
There's for the final evidence we need evidence of the train being in the sky the tracks being broken
I don't know if I I don't ever I didn't ever get like a photo of the
Well, no, it was already I think like taken that you just mentioned you my god. I can't wait this regime now
To the regime I go you have to drive regime. Oh you take us take us take us. Oh my god, okay
let me one second I'm glad to do ever for myself yeah right now like we don't
really have time to argue all the like beep-a-doo oh yeah we could use the
photo QSMP use cuz that's like fair game I have so much evidence but yeah
if you have photos see what this use those yeah I have a photo she made
herself oh okay yeah if you grab that that'd be huge okay wait
Okay, wait, this is this is huge. Yeah. Um, okay, but yeah, like right now with the court case
going, we don't have time to talk about like all of the like different layers that happened.
have to do like the final statement basically yes train in the sky and that's why I never
front of train first kid not to put underground okay yes we have evidence of um train underground
we have evidence okay underground was fine this can be this can be used as basically
um proof of our own Jesus character that she is will grief and continue to break up
Property and he's go jail. Yeah our bond proof of power. Okay, so here first image proof that she blocked over the train track and
her own image
Then the other ones we have proof of her
Let's see the saga that Algeez is going to well
Does it prove it gravel to find middle? I don't know if it necessarily proves that she did it though
She's good in front of it
Well, no, no, so this one's good this evidence is good
the kid was in her base
We took both in her base
um
under help
Castle our chief editor help you was demanding money
Okay
I said I'm just trying to make sure everything used is is actual legitimate that can be like oh look and they can't refute it
You know what I mean
So I said your best one right now is
Is this one okay? This is a photo printed by her
Taken by her
So that's good
The this evidence
Like I said, I don't know if it works like right, you know, I mean like we're in the final statement
So we don't have time to just start like hey look at this evidence
Because
Because there's a bunch of people and time is shortened in that so many people are trying to talk
That's why it's not a fair trial
So I'm driving what's like the best on this photos in the Sloan train, okay?
I like this one. I think we'll use this one photo taken by young multi of stolen train under Andres's castle
Um, I think that's good. It's under a castle. So it doesn't what about it literally being in the sky and
Everyone that saw it and knows about it
Oh, so no, so it being in the sky is is no doubt, but like can we say oh it was her that did it?
Well, we can say that it was framed because it was said it was done by quackity
So we can call him to testify and be like did you do it?
Obviously not
I think I honestly think it's gonna be a waste of time. It's just gonna be a oh, but you know, I mean
It's just gonna be a bunch of I
Don't know if we have time to call witnesses. I would love to is there any witness? No, there's like witness
I don't leave any witness of her doing it
Unfortunately, they called me.
Oh and that got all burnt out.
That's fine, and that led to nothing.
So we don't get the call too?
Well, like you said, we're already at the final statement.
We don't get the proper time to do a full court case
and lay out all the sirens, the underground,
or I can try to call her up and be like,
did you put the train in the sky?
You know what I mean?
But I don't think we have time for that.
I guess.
But I don't think we have time for that. I guess! But if we have time, I'll try to call.
Well, why is she- there's no repercussions for just lying! You can just lie!
We'll raise that, we're just trying to frame, we're just trying to frame, you know?
Well, as I said, I just don't think we have that time.
So, if anything, I think
um
this could- like this could show and we could frame this to where she has been trying to manipulate and
And clearly has a like a an evil intent against this train
So I think right here is the very best thing like this right here is the final statement
Also that happened before the train right
Before she'd know this was the day after she got hit by the
Okay, I don't know what happened. Well, listen. I know I just don't know
You just submitted me this evidence
That's why I'm asking you!
You only have this from the weaponry those bars you took!
Uh, well I didn't have this photo.
Listen calm calm calm. Listen.
We're in a great spot right now.
They have literally nothing. They have nothing on you.
You weren't on the chain.
No, you have nothing on you. What are you worried about?
Okay.
Yeah.
And even like when they point-
Don't worry, don't worry. You're gonna be all good.
Good, okay. Yeah, I mean I get everything yeah, no listen. This is fine if I win
Do I get every demand yeah? Yeah, we'll make sure you get every demand when you win
Cuz listen
Like it's all about as you saw okay. They're very big on evidence everything
I was trying to say it got thrown out unless it can be like proof
But they can't even prove that she was pregnant. I'm not doing that's fine. That's still like hardly that's hard
I don't think people are really gonna care about that. Okay people around the island. Okay, they're most similar like hardened criminals
Yeah, don't even worry about that
And remember it got
Now I wouldn't worry about that
Backing up
Okay, she just oh
Okay
Letting it happen no, that's fine. Listen, I know look a click look a click
Why is crystal Molly stealing our train? Okay?
Where'd the photo go? I took a picture. Okay. Look at what this is clearly her
Okay, jumping through the window if we have like an examination. It's like oh, that's her. Oh
Okay, yeah, wait, what is she doing?
She's taking like a photo of the train
But I just took a photo of her taking a photo of the train
Right, I'm sure this will come out full
What what is she doing? She's taking a photo of us. I
Can't even see her
Well listen whatever she does double I have a photo of her at the scene, but I don't know what this is trying to do
I don't see her. Where is she? Yes, you may have gone on the train or jumped over
But yeah, I now proof we can we can look at the timeline of the photos
So we'll be fine
She's what she might just be trying to frame something
Okay, but like the time of the photos will show that like these two photos if anything happens
Okay, yeah
It's okay
Um, where are we gonna make it for you? Yeah, we can use this
I think we can try to steer this. Okay, just like I said because at the end a 2 we also you know
It is about the jury so clearly with this evidence
Printed by her she has intent to try to get the train closed down and more than likely purposely stood on the train tracks
To in the effort to get your train removed. Wait foolish. Yeah
USMP rules
Just me rose may I draw your attention? Yeah
the rule
Second from the bottom though the bottom rule. Yeah, the bottom rest the bottom row is use common sense
And it is not common sense to stand on life
I'm down to use that I'm down to use that. Where is it?
Use common sense we can use that
that good yeah that could be fun
oh yeah well as you can see things are things are moving like
crazy, but I can I also might try to do the videos like the closing statement.
So like talk about the train, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, can I show one video as a closing statement?
I guarantee you we're going to be in that get in there.
And he's going to be like, you can't submit new evidence.
We'll see. You know, I want her to ask.
I'm calling it now. Yeah.
There's some bullshit in this foolish.
Well, yeah, it's going to be some bullshit
because things are going to get trying to get wrapped up.
I'm sent in some bullshit.
But no, no, wait, you did say gather evidence, final evidence, so.
Maybe. Yeah, just vote me, vote me back.
Boat in your back. Boat in your back.
Hmm.
If we just go sit in there, just think for a minute.
Yeah, we can.
You can take it all in.
Yeah, we could just close to, you know, yeah, we could just.
Oh, it's closed still.
Oh, it's closed.
Oh.
Take a seat.
Just sit here with me, foolish.
Yeah, we can just sit for a second.
Listen, yeah, matter what happens, we made a great team.
Yeah, no, I think some good things happen.
Yeah, what happened?
Yeah, no, but like good things are going to happen.
I think, OK, I think best case scenario
be able to control 1,000 players. Yeah. But we're a pretty good legal team. Hell yeah.
And I think, literally worst case scenario, the case gets thrown out because clearly this
has nothing to do with you and basically the wrong person was sued. But what about
all the torment I've been through? For no reason then. No, I agree. And that would,
man we need so much time we need so much more time than what we're given here
we had weeks foolish well no i just mean like actually like actually present the case there's
just not enough time for all these little i say something they say something i say something they
say something you know i mean oh my god there's just no time just no damn time there's just no
Dan time. We're just never gonna make it. And like I said that didn't everyone and
graph basically concluded that they worked together and killed. I know and we
didn't even do anything. Exactly. So you're gonna be just fine. Yeah. I guess.
So I don't know we're gonna make it yeah, no, I would I really don't know how this could get pinned on you
well
If it doesn't work out, I guess we always have the terrorists. Oh
Yeah, I don't oh jeez
That's gonna be a problem. Oh
Why don't we just why don't you just tell him the
I think for the final for the final statement, I think it'd be good if you speak up. Okay. I think the people need to hear your voice
I think it'd be good because right now it's been they always say that I misspoke foolish that's fine
No, no, no, but that was like I you didn't miss me. He misheard
Okay, so you'll be fine. You'll be fine. I don't want to just miss speak again
I think it was a little it was a little tough too because there's like several people talking so I don't think you had as like full
Attention, but for the final statement, I think it'd be good. It's just very calmly. You had nothing to do with it
She's tormented your train off something that you didn't even do
Yeah
Yeah
uh...
but yeah basically
and i want by our problems
you're you're gonna get about the same
why is everyone on the server so damn slow
you know
uh...
so many don't waste it
Don't waste it, don't waste it, don't waste it, don't waste it, don't waste it
Yeah, but yeah, I guess
Um, yeah, like I said, I think it'd be good if you, um, cause at the end of the day, like, all the fucking I do is all well and good
But when they start thinking about it, okay, they're gonna be told is Tubbo, you know, innocent or guilty, you know?
So that's why they need to hear from you. They're not talking about foolish. They need to hear your voice your
frustrations your sadness
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right lawyer. You're the best down lawyer. Yeah, so this is good
You're gonna be you're gonna shower. I'm so sweaty. Yeah
Yeah
Court resumes. Oh, maybe we can go back to our spot
I guess not. Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm gonna leave the group.
Oh, yeah.
Open the door. Thank you so much.
Huh?
There you are.
Thank you.
Say something.
I
It's not a lot, I'll speak for it in my...
It is show time for the Lord, that you are in the court.
The meme.
The meme.
It's a video game, Juan.
Everyone sit down, everyone sit down, everyone sit down.
It's Phoenix Rises.
Oh, your Juan.
You look like a puppet, Juan.
Everyone, take your places, please.
Take your places.
It's incredible, Juan.
Oh, yeah.
Alright.
Is everyone back in the court?
It was missing.
It's missing, man.
It's missing, man.
Okay, what is that supposed to mean?
They're already oh
Wow that was me
Oh
Okay
Okay, yeah
Can I see film okay?
Okay, uh one thing I need to say is everyone ready. Yes. Yeah, okay. Oh gave us outside gave us outside gave
But it's okay because
Because during juries, sometimes juries die.
Yeah, they die.
Okay, is everyone ready?
I need to make a clarification on what this court case will result in.
Whoa!
Wow!
Hey, hey, get this head!
I need to clarify to everyone what this court case represents.
Understood.
This court case is not made to punish someone unless a punishment is well-deserved.
What this court case is meant to do is to set a president. What does that mean?
It's to set rules that, for example, if something that comes out of this court case
is a rule that says no running people over, that is going to be a set rule, correct?
So if anyone, and this is actually, you know what, off character a little bit,
If anyone from anyone's community,
I think it's good for us as creators
to make sure that we level expectations
and that this is all just content for all of us.
So to everyone's communities, this is true.
This is a block game, okay?
Yeah, I love this with passion,
but do not set that passion to send hate to anyone else,
or do take this seriously to a point
where you're hating on anyone else.
I think we can all agree on this.
Okay, that's a yee-haw, that's a yee-haw.
Yee-haw if you agree!
That being said, that being said, that being said, now in character, this is a very serious
court case, and we need to decide what happens soon.
So I want to have ending statements from each of the parties.
If you have any extra evidence now is the time to give it because with the jury, we're
We're going to go back and we're going to decide what happens, what the sentencing is
going to be, and I think everyone needs to be ready for that.
So, foolish and tubo, would you like to give any statements or evidence that you would like
the jury to see?
I just have a question.
Do we also have time for a witness or no?
Yes, we do.
So it's part of the final evidence.
Okay, then I have an evidence and then one more witness to call up.
Okay.
To bash up the claims.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm just going to create a copy of it real quick.
Okay, and Juan Alonrisa, since this is cross-examination, you're able to object if there is anything or any reason why you think the evidence could be admitted.
Foolish, are you going to call the bear as a witness?
The bear?
The bear?
Yeah, the bear can speak to animals.
Oh!
Oh, interesting.
Is that? Can that be used in question?
Being able to speak to the bear?
Uh, it's fooling me, you know, she's part of the jury.
Oh.
Ha ha ha.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Order!
Order in the court!
Um.
Okay.
So.
Okay.
Foolish?
Your final statements?
Your final evidence?
Your final testimonies?
I have one last piece of evidence to show that Alandresa, Alandresa has been doing
all of this as some crazy narrative plan to get rid of Tubbo's train.
with this evidence and my witness, you will see that this train accident was no accident.
Okay, so first of all, this image I'm about to show you was created by Alandrisa herself.
Clearly, oh yeah, here I can put it down.
What just happened?
The item frame that was here is missing or I could evidence guard is gonna take care of it. No worries evidence guard. Come here
Come here behind. I don't like this picture
What oh sorry?
All right evidence guard, please yeah, I can put whatever in the air
So this was created by Alan Dressa herself this image it says close the train justice for
Alandrisa we want four stacks the but the rest of information is important but this
shows clearly evil, malice intentions against Tubbo's train.
Hey, Fed.
Yes.
And I have a witness to show that this is all purposeful reason
because, yes.
You have a witness.
You have a witness?
Yes.
I would like to call a very important witness, which I'm just,
I can't believe has not been called yet.
Let's say I call you to the stand.
NEXT SEND! NEXT SEND! NEXT SEND! NEXT SEND!
Yes!
I understand!
Yes. NEXT SEND please tell us.
Okay, so do we start?
NEXT SEND. Is it true you were there next to Alandrisa at the time of the train smashing?
Yes, as you guys saw in the movie
I was there
I was there and I wanted to throw her out of those towers, help her get out of the moment when the train was approaching.
Unfortunately, despite my screams, Alondrisa did not react.
I did not manage to push her out, wanting to help her. I also fell under the train.
I was wrong, it's less than she is, but I just wanted to say that in exchange for this heroic act, I was called a beast today.
I just wanted to say that if I had said it in a relationship to you, I would have drama, so it's a bit of a shame.
That's it.
the train crash now yeah I survived and did you have diamond armor I don't remember honestly but
okay what are you trying to represent with this so basically next day next day was wearing armor
Andresa clearly also has armor but I believe she purposely took off her armor to get hit by the
train so it may get removed and completely ignored Nexe's warnings to get off the track
even though he frantically screamed and tried to push her out of the way.
But what does this have to do with the case?
Well, so basically she didn't just get hit by the train, she purposely got hit by the train
because she's had an agenda against it from the beginning.
So you're claiming that Alondra is.
Framing all this to make framing all of this together to make Tuba look bad
and graph look bad and everyone look bad.
And next day as well, what's your basis?
What's your basis to claim that?
Do you have any evidence or well, that's just this evidence right here
of photo printed by her.
And the video of Dexay warning her and she refused to move and she didn't have armor
Well on the train tracks where she clearly has armor in this photo, okay?
Okay, I can I can sort of see I'm gonna give you leeway. I can sort of see the connection kind of but
All right, any anything else any other?
That is all I have for this
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Okay.
Any final statement?
Okay.
Okay.
Tuppo would like to give his final statement on the matter.
So please.
Let's hear it.
Good afternoon, your honor.
Over the course of this whole situation, I've spent countless hours repairing damage,
which was done by someone that I didn't even knew
for actions that I wasn't involved in,
which you can see from the testimony of Graf and Evern.
And my main thing is I just wanna get compensation.
And there's all these newspaper articles,
which is the entire events in order
of everything that has happened,
which I've had no part on,
but I've had to repair 100% of the damages
and rebuild 100% of the lost items.
So I'm just going to read the article,
train accident, missing body.
Let's see, photo was taken by young multis
who've stolen train under Al-Andrisis castle.
Train of controversy, the saga of the damn train continues.
Al-Andrisis going to court over the situation.
Okay, so basically this just showcases
that this is a real case, there is real issues
and none of this is invented.
So I appreciate these news articles.
Also, Your Honor, in the rules, it clearly
states to use common sense.
The stand on live train tracks does not use common sense.
Also, there are rules against griefing.
This wall was deliberately created
to damage and obstruct the rail infrastructure, which
I think constitutes griefing.
And this is a poster taken by her, signed by her.
On the date the wall was built.
OK.
OK.
All right, any final statements?
That's everything from Michi.
Juan, I do say you heard everything.
Do you have any final evidence, any testimonies, anything else?
OK, we'll cheer.
I want you to say something before we finish.
OK.
I want you to remember one thing.
If we are here today, it's because Tuvo has demanded
London.
However, throughout the trial, what we have seen
is a tubo defender say that he is not the causant of the accident of Alondrisa,
because they are demanding specifically Alondrisa, what seems to be here is that we were demanding
what happened to Alondrisa, who is the real victim here to start.
the court. Order in the court.
What's he saying?
Okay.
You're all in that no evidence.
This is a completely separate
case.
Crystal Molly at this moment. Okay.
You're on it. There's no evidence.
This is a completely separate topic now between this training and now defamation.
Hold on. These are these are final. These are final statements.
Sorry. Which which before passing Crystal Molly on Juan
is there. Couple made some extra accusations
of which to be fair we're not stated as the facts of the trial to begin with
That is why facts are established.
But of course, this is everyone's first court case.
I'm sure they have extra established facts.
I'm going to give you leeway, but I'm just going to tell you that's going to depend on
the weight we give it to the jury, because those were not fact stated.
This should have been one of the very first pieces of evidence you have shown in court,
but you didn't.
So I just need to keep that in mind.
So you find this piece of evidence admissible as you interpret it as a peaceful, as a peaceful way of telling people to stop bothering her?
to lose them lost to their son or to put a
in addition to the 50 something the text that appears there and his wife is not an official text
of the qsmp could perfectly be treated from a photoshop apart from her and speak English
I'm sorry I'm sorry but you did just say it was admissible you did say that you literally
admit it
I'm going to show you what Alondrisa put on this peaceful protest.
More of the statements that appear there.
Fullish, do you have any evidence that Alondrisa photoshopped this and put those words there?
Here, can you grab the photo? You can see it was made by her.
But do you have evidence that she wrote these words?
If the image was made by her, your honor.
Wow, okay.
Yes!
This image says taken by Alondrisa, which means
This sign is just a text
That's wrong, it's my only name, it's your honor
Un elemento en el QSMP donde podemos cambiar el nombre de bloques con seguridad y bloques reforzados y otros artículos
This is complicated, this is complicated because...
Notar esto como una para...
Your honor, what he says is true, but you cannot do that with a photo
What this says is 100%
The jury will decide what kind of weight they want to give it but we will be making this admissible in court just
Yes, yes, Molly Molly as a testimony you have been called up to take to be a testimony, okay
Chris and Molly yes
In English
Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth so help you God
Yes
Oh
You asked the train's main character for the process, right?
Yes, I want to say that what they are saying is a complete lie.
I just proved that that train has some very useful brakes.
Some very good brakes that stop in two seconds.
And another answer, the highest speed.
I also want to say that he had, I admit that he is a very smart person, he knows how to build a lot of things,
but what he does not know is to have all his machines, all the machinery he builds, including the train,
And he was the one who had to be responsible for not using it as it should not be.
Okay, the main one being why is do not render in so you cannot see them when you are driving the train
This doesn't apply to me because in those user papers I gave you
I didn't build the train so you can't really come at me for not building for building the train and being responsible for that
because I'm sorry are you denying and rejecting any any affiliation to the train as well as building it
No, I own the train
Okay, your honor
Please talk to your
Okay, your honor
What?
No, let me explain
So
Nothing to do with building the terrain
Everything of that matter. So I would have been stated as a fact. Oh repeat it, please
I'm gonna give you a chance to clarify what you just said
The newspapers I gave you
Clearly say that the train was given me to a gift this whole trial
I said I own the train because it was given to me as a gift in those newspapers
It says I did not build it and I have never in this whole trial said I built the train
I said I own the train so what it what it what are you trying to get at with that? What do you mean? I'm saying
To hold me accountable
for that and say I built the train is false and also
We have photos of crystal molly testing
Okay, listen listen
You need to you need to you need to establish your affiliation with this train
Are you saying that anything that happens with this train is not your responsibility because it was a gift to you?
If you're criticizing me for the design of the train, I didn't design it. I own it and operate it
Okay
No, so what Tavo is saying is that he should not be responsible for the speed of the train
because he didn't design it or build it. It was given to him.
But I have a great video!
So, Chris, are you happy?
I'm happy that we're going to make the video of how the train
accelerates at maximum speed and can stop for two seconds.
Can we do that?
Okay, yes, yes.
Your honor, objection. If this video is from today,
that has nothing to do with the speed of the train
from the day of the hitting.
The speed is the same!
How can we prove that?
Sustain, the objection is sustained.
How do you prove that it is the same exact design
as the train was on the day that it happened not in any sense I would like to I would like
to take a look at this video this is any any other evidence after this one anything else
because we got to wrap this up.
Okay.
¿Listos?
¿Todos están listos?
Sí, sí.
Yes.
¿La palanca está arriba?
No.
Okay.
Full speed.
¿Fieros?
Dos segundos.
Wait, okay.
Did you allow the train to go full speed?
Let me put this back.
Look at the lever, it's up there!
in the court please these are finalized statements from Alondrisa.
Okay
You have to seek justice and no one did it, so I grabbed it with my own hands and I made a wall that no one hurt.
I had to leave the society.
Order in the court, please.
Don't take him. Yes, go on.
So he had, although he hadn't created the train, he is the current owner and he must be responsible for everything that happens with his train.
train
Break test
Okay
and what's wrong with him.
He's going to be the owner of the train.
He needs to do everything responsible for him.
All right, any other words, Alonso?
Can we cross it?
Yes.
This case, I was looking for threats outside the court and my lawyer has a proof of it.
This case is a death threat.
I should have been presented as a fact, but let's take a look.
Before that, your lady, could you ask someone in the audience, without the need to testify?
No, unfortunately, unfortunately not, because the witnesses have to swear to tell the truth.
We have this photo of Mr. Hyper, a friend close to the tube, and all the people involved in the train.
What's the name of the tube?
Santa madre de chica.
What happened?
They threatened my client without any kind of objective.
Oh my God, I can't believe what he said.
I
Oh no! This is a mess!
It's a mess!
Get down! Get down!
Get down!
What is happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Up?
Oh my god!
Everyone say, everyone say, go!
Oh my god!
I don't say this before we get into voting!
And here there's no order!
There's no order!
Listen up carefully, listen up carefully, you understand?
Okay, Juan, we're doing this for you, thank you for your statements.
Juan and foolish, please step up, please step up, and please get close.
Okay, me and the jury are gonna go into a voting session,
meaning the jury is going to decide what sensing is gonna happen,
who is gonna be right in this case.
You need to tell me right now, really,
Condensely in a very simple manner you have to tell me what your client wants from this, okay?
You gave me a list, but you need to tell me really concisely what you want to achieve from this
One basicamente maza tener que decir con mucha claridad que es lo que busca tu cliente sacar de este caso
In this is exactly who wants to go first. I can go first. I will make this as concise as possible
Okay, okay, please
The two most important three, the three most important things,
Tabo wants.
He wants two Bao buns.
Not what?
Like a Bao buns to Bao buns.
Yes.
He wants one week of prison time for Alandrisa built by
Tabo and one week of being her best friend.
And so basically two weeks of prison.
Wow
He shot a gold bounce
That is all
el tren cambia ser el expreso a londrisa y una. Permíteme. Permíteme. Que no se pueda tocar el terreno.
Ok. Que el tren ahora se llama expreso a londrisa y que enfrente de su terreno haya una estación
con su nombre que se construya en su terreno un museo bajo su supervisión en honor a lo sucedido
y al pequeño Josh y por último el trabajo de tubo para la señorita a londrisa durante una
Okay, so this is what's gonna happen. We're gonna take 15 minutes to talk with the jury. I'm gonna cite you guys to come back to the court and we will tell you our final decision 10 minutes
I wish there was more time. There's just not enough time for all this.
The common sense argument doesn't work because Alos from Puerto Rico and they don't have
trains, so you can't assume that she knows what to do on a train track.
Dang. Okay. Okay, that's fine. I think there's still plenty of others things to
work with. Let's sit up there, let's be jurors for a second. Be jurors, really think about the case.
Oh wait, if they're doing the jury stuff, are they doing it in here? Where are they going?
No, that's somewhere else, they're doing it.
Foolish. Yeah. I fear I made total sense.
I don't like I kept saying that I was contradicting myself, but I didn't want to.
I don't know. Maybe quickly can't understand your accent.
I got the British.
I because I swear every time you say something, it would like spin against you.
I know I was like, oh, yeah.
I'm like, hey, hey, nice purple.
OK, who is a good color?
Wait, even the battle.
Wait, even next day has purple now.
Can you be there?
blocks. Yeah, but I cannot prove to have like something to do with her, you know,
no, no, there's no evidence. I wasn't there. Yeah, I was asleep and in Italy. Yeah, yeah.
He was in Italy, you're on it. Yeah, yeah, of course. So to was the demanding part.
So if tubo was proving that Alondrisa make some shit to tubo, you know the judge only needs to
Valorar eso no explico porque tú no has atropellado a nadie tú no le has hecho nada mal a londrisa
Yeah, I think it's just gonna be a matter of how much do they weigh the fact the
train was gifted to Tubbo, I guess.
Every time they say,
he's the owner of the train, he's guilty,
you have to say,
that will be worth the judge,
but he has nothing to do with that trophy.
You know?
So, for many to repeat,
on the train, that's irrelevant.
The only thing that's relevant here
is that Tubbo hasn't done anything
and Andrés has screwed Tubbo up.
the train at that point oh really wait that would have been like so important
that would have been I didn't even own the train when it hit all right you didn't
you weren't even over the train the day of yeah oh oh my goodness because you
could see also in the newspaper as well the day it says Tubbo's new train
and the date she built the wall at one day apart I got the new train the day
Somebody somebody will get
No, it's okay. You're gonna be innocent. It'll be all good
I did you the horn yeah, I did hear a horn
Yeah, and then I'd maybe heard like an explosion
did you um
Me I think yeah, I think it was like to do with but then nothing
Yeah, I feel like you know if the jury really just takes everything as a matter of fact really you should be just fine
Also, I did notice everyone on that jury was in the north
No, no, I'm both of it isn't
Not everyone, multi was not on the north.
Pressa?
Or not pressa.
Pressa.
Pressa.
I don't know even.
Let's see.
Well.
De todas formas, o sea.
Oh, Jeremy.
He's subido a alguien que hubiese testificado que tu has
o sea, que han visto a Londresa haciéndote cosas malas a ti
podrisas ganar ya.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, really the only two that are like a part of the
North were Tina and Royer out of all the dirt.
Tina's on our side, right?
Don't worry.
We all own a balcony together.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, no, don't even worry.
You're going to be A-OK.
Polish, what do we do if I'm not OK?
We're not even going to worry about that
because you're going to be OK.
You do something to Alondrisa
for only for, you know, for knowing.
Oh, so now I actually start doing stuff to her
But he he make something bad to her or not no no
Double didn't really do anything in fact. It's really nothing. I would say like others really did worse after the fact
I did say I'd kills the potter if I lost. Oh, well, that's like
That's irrelevant for is from Vegeta. Yeah, it's irrelevant
bonus before that. Yeah, the only thing
to whoever did you gonna loss loss?
Okay, because they switch the tortilla.
They switch the thing to to to make you feel bad for owning the train.
And I think you you're gonna lose.
I think that no way.
His train was hijacked.
Yeah, but I didn't own the train.
when it hit. That would have been very important. I wish we didn't highlight that. But you guys
need to concentrate that Alonrisa did something to Tuvo, not defending Tuvo. Because that's the
huge decision to make you the old like, are you responsible for the driving of the train? If I
I am the judge. I say no, but since you not proof that Alondrisa made you something back
to your constructions, you know, it's like they flip the switch.
He was in the newspaper. There was proof there. I gave it.
Yeah, but there's not proof that Alondrisa did it.
Yeah.
It was in her castle. It was in her house.
Oh, and you have proofs of that?
I was in the newspaper, he handed to the judge.
OK, but you sold the newspaper?
You sold the newspaper?
Yeah.
OK, OK.
Let's see what the judge.
Still thinking that I really think
that it's not really, really, really proof, you know?
I
Yo yo creo que yo hubiese sido más pesado
Diciéndole que a Londiz a me ha hecho esto esto esto y esto
Yeah
Yeah, it was tough to have any photo evidence of like her like actively doing anything
Yeah, yeah, so it would have been tough to even say that loud
You can watch yesterday, Brian, I dreamed about that shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'm not even kidding.
Yeah.
What could you have shown him?
I mean, the horrors.
Oh, the horrors of the game, the horrors.
I tell you that you need to take the blue pill
if you're not prepared for that.
The Matrix.
I'm a candy pill from that one.
Wow.
Oh, hi, Alan, Jisa.
Hi.
Hello.
Hello.
Hola, Maxi.
Oh, hey, Juan.
Hey, Alan, Jisa.
What?
That's not my name.
Yeah, yeah, it's your new name, Ass Face.
Oh, oh, now it's Ass Face.
Oh.
Ass Face, Lich.
Yeah, well, I've been told I have a great ass,
so that's a compliment.
Oh, yeah, but, but, uh, fuck you, Maxi.
Did you see how fucking big that guy's head was?
He's a big head.
He does have a big head.
What a big head.
He's a big head.
What's wrong with big head, boys?
No, your head's great.
No, you all say the good side.
You have a great head.
Yeah, great.
And the hair just, oh.
Yeah, it was like this as a baby.
Yeah.
Wow.
I mean, that's just...
Wow.
Right back on man. I really need to look like an exhaust pipe
Part of car fire loud and
Wait, that's a
Tubbo loves machine work, so that's like a nice day
Genuinely the bottom of a car
My car
Uh, oh mine's old, ah, I can't drive but it's, oh I'm crashing.
Well that's how that goes I guess.
Um
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Loading, loading.
We're gonna get through this.
Who won? That's what we're about to find out.
That's what we're about to find out.
Any plans? I don't know. We'll figure that out after.
We will figure that out after.
Dude, I can't believe the train didn't even...
So here we go.
Um.
Did I take an elevator?
Is that why I'm cracked?
Go into the hallway without being excited about everything.
Yeah.
I will write it when I get my life.
I just said the minute I have no time to do the thing.
Um.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I'm so...
Let him testify!
little door oh there is a door oh lawyer huh I just want to say I'm proud of
you thanks it's a holy day and no matter how much one says that your
arse face stupid and you've got poo in your brain and your eyes are ugly like
no matter how much he says that did really freaking good and you can
probably want us this thing no I'm excited I think this is gonna be this
This is gonna be easy.
I got feeling we haven't won, but that's okay.
We'll see.
I got feeling, dare I say, did you bias?
Did you get some bias?
Well, sometimes, but that's not,
like we were able to get away with some objections,
but that made me not even a bias.
Yeah, we got away with our objections,
like all of our objections made sense,
but we only got away with like some of them.
We had to really object, we really had to object.
Yeah.
Also, full transparency. I know you speak more Spanish than me. I didn't understand any of that because the subtitles were blocked by the...
Oh, no. I definitely had to rely on subtitles when it's like that much. I can't understand like that.
Yeah. Well, you're kind of goated with it though.
I was just trying to...
You're like a little grass.
Do you speak Spanish for this?
Um, I I know some Spanish, but like I can't like it's someone's like having a full conversation
I think like I couldn't keep up with some without subtitles. Yeah. Yeah, it goes too fast
Yeah
Yeah, it's kind of crazy
You know, it's I'm 33 it's been a while since I started
It'd be like 31 years ago
Dang, I don't know when my first words were
Wonder what my first words were you know, yeah, you don't know the first word
No, I don't think I do
Mine was like, I think it was mom or dad. I think mom. Oh my father was like
I just thought I'm making noises. It was just fake
Yeah, what's like that first like
All right, the first time your parents were like, oh my fucking god. He said this I
Hope they did that
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I was ever told
Wasn't in Minecraft
There's
No, I don't think I was even I would have been too at Minecraft was even vented
unless I didn't say my first word until I was like 10 or something that makes
sense to you make sense minecraft oh yeah our sweet little baby didn't the guy
who invented the minecraft didn't he like he sold it for like a fuck ton of
money and then got depressed uh did he get to I don't know I don't remember I
I don't know he bought like the most expensive house in LA or Beverly Hills
whatever there's no way surely you can surely you can afford that anyway it's
good if you sold my crap is just a billion though and like yeah golly just
ask her for the papers of the war for the kid oh what the kid paper she said
that there was some Jeremy person who died right Jeremy yeah the child that
Oh
I hear a little something sneaky
Hey, can you ring the bell for me? I'm curious what it sounds like
Oh, perfect
What is that?
Hey foolish, can I guess what type of phones you got there?
Oh yeah go for it.
Like we did this game on Twitch.
So I want to see what we looked at someone's camera.
Take a stab, take a stab.
Ooh, ding ding ding, correct!
Wait, what do you think I have?
Um, am I going to crash? Fuck!
Um...
Nose?
Nose?
say.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, it's bright!
Dude I have no clue actually what they could be discussing in that courtroom.
Um, I have no clue which way it'll go.
My biggest worry is the fact that Royer is there.
I feel like he's gonna have to be able to swing boats possibly.
It won't be in Tumbo's favor.
Um, yeah.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Um.
We got again.
I had looked so big right now.
What?
That's risky.
What?
I can read.
That's risky.
Don't say stuff like that.
I want you to know.
What?
What?
Yeah.
What?
Whoa.
What?
What?
what whoa what I hope you lose your head is so big hi Juan hey man hi yes
face thank you no no it's not I have a great ass yeah he has an
immaculate off it's it's a hate comment no but you said like ass yeah I don't
No, I don't want to talk with you. Okay. Why are you what looking right here? He's got a lot of ass on the brain this lawyer
Man don't do it don't do it one
Don't do it. You are great. My mom my mom said it wait. I think you're great
My mom always that one if you if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all
Your mom is so smart. My mom said that too. I'm going to be in silence all my life
Finally our mom's just silence twang. Yes
I've been the longest time in my life though. I'm alive. Oh, dude. I can't even imagine what they're discussing in there
You're a very good person. Why you are with foolish. What the hell?
My court can't wait back. We go way back. Oh
Oh, yeah. Oh, we go back and loyalty counts for a lot, you know
Mm-hmm, which is why when he asked me to be a lawyer. I had no choice but to say yes
And he went to law school just to me. Yeah
Fine I'll ask him about the chandelier, but
That's such a rough whoa. Whoa. Whoa
What oh, okay?
No, I'm okay. I'm okay. Don't worry. Um, yeah one. I thought you did a pretty decent job
Yeah, I did better than you well, we're gonna find out who oh we're gonna find out real soon pal
All right, here we go. It's about okay. This is it. This is it. Oh, this is big
Final decision. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness
Thank you, everyone! We love you!
Oh, nice purple!
Hi Jeremy!
We're gonna get power buns, foolish. We're gonna do it.
Oh no.
Oh yes.
see. Oh, God. Hey, what do you see? Why do you sound so? Oh, hey, Tina. All right.
Oh, hey. More than almighty. Everyone, please take a seat. We have reached the final decision.
Hi, everybody's here. Oh, yeah, there's still some people coming. You look great today.
Thank you.
Juan de Calle te cabrón.
That's a fine.
And they shared that.
Juan vas a valerna.
I'm ready.
And it.
Perdón su señoría.
¿Qué pasó?
Perdón, Che, qué tarde.
Explosión.
Y bueno, sentáquee pelotudo.
Everybody, please pay attention.
Please pay attention.
We have reached a final decision.
I want to preface this decision with,
If I'm very proud of the most of the audience,
I'm very proud of most of the audience for keeping order.
I'm very proud of the jury for making very tough decisions.
I am not proud of either of the fucking parties
who participated in this case.
Oh, from the very get-go, the wrong person was sued.
I don't think everyone presented the facts,
and I think everyone did a very messy mess
in terms of submitting evidence.
Just so you guys know, in a court case,
I have to submit all the facts but everyone kept adding on to it.
Well, it's your client in particular kept speaking and you did nothing about it.
That's fucking easy to me.
I'm sorry, you're okay.
And then you, you brought in, you brought in Crystal Molly with the worst evidence
I've seen in fucking life.
What the hell was that about?
I think this is worse than the photo with IA of the boy with the 3rd grade.
How did I get IA?
Not I asked at the very start and foolish you said that you are doing
For both parties because you really fucked up the case the case will be dismissed
but there will be a sentencing for both parties and we will give the sentencing right now.
Is everybody ready?
It's Daniel!
I think she's on a mission!
That's a big chase!
Number one, number one, repeating again, the case is dismissed.
However, there are two rules for both parties.
This rule is for people who stand on train tracks.
Train tracks are very obviously going to have trains.
So if you stand on the train tracks and you get ran over, you take the full responsibility.
You understand?
No
Responsibility by anyone who is owners of the truck
Even if it's gifted even if it's gifted if you place it you own it
I don't care if it's gifted. I don't care if it's inherited you own the train
yo all the technicalities that is your responsibility. Therefore for train track owners, owners of trains and train tracks are required to build safe passages to to cross the train tracks every 500 blocks. Okay, so at the owner of train tracks, you need to build safe passages every 500 blocks. For this train track in particular, Alondrisa and Tubbo, both of you will build these passages together.
You will have to train tracks as fast as 500 blocks long.
If you will build these passages, check that out.
Bravo!
I'll undertake less than 500 blocks long.
I don't know why they brought them as a fucking witness,
because he's the one who committed the crime.
Grap, you are going to build it with them.
Because you are a criminal under the justice system.
So you are going to build these passages,
and you're going to travel.
Can I tell you one thing, can I tell you one thing?
Alondrista, can you enter the server earlier than the third morning?
Podes, Entral, El Salvador, Mastem Prano, Ketresen Lamaniana?
and building the safe package.
You don't do it, you don't do it.
You will be dealt with by the law.
Clearly there's a middle ground somewhere.
And lastly, I want to say that permanently from now on,
court cases have a time limit.
We are never doing three hours of practice.
The time limit for court cases is going to be maximum.
That's the best one.
Maximum 60 minutes to 90 minutes
If it has to go beyond that it will be divided into sessions
But no more than two sessions because if you take more than three hours to set something then it doesn't fucking matter in my opinion
So cases maximum two sessions each session a maximum is 60 to 90
Okay
Kukuriko Daokitosh!
Kukuriko Daokitosh!
Book!
Book and Cleveland!
I have to pay for it!
I'm gonna be leaving it this whole time.
Are you sure about this?
Whoa.
This is not my choice.
Wait, are you serious?
What happened?
Kukuriko, are you confirming this?
Okay, I just received a book from the from your honor Maximus that well, that's what they call him and I guess Latin
It says Maximus must enforce these rules
Actually, I can talk with with with with kukurutsa about that because I need the specifications about this
Okay, well
So that is the case nice
Please for future reference if you are going to sue someone make sure that you're the victim
Because if you're gonna see that means you're the
Guys and by the way, I am judge quackity if you see me outside of the court, I am not judge quackity
I'm a civilian like everyone else
This is one of my personalities and if you talk to me outside like I was with the judge
I won't understand what you are saying
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, we didn't lose, we didn't lose.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
We did it we won we won we won they certainly did start gaslighting us at
the end uh you know I didn't realize anything at the start maybe I did I
don't remember I didn't know how technical this was gonna be I Loki you
did it because I Wackity asked me and along along the uh how who was suing who
And I said I think she's doing us and she said no
And I said okay, I guess we're doing yeah. Oh, that's how yeah
Yeah, I guess that's how I went down
But yeah, I like I said, I didn't think it was actually gonna matter that much. I
Was like, okay fine. Yeah, we're so you
Don't touch me again so
It is funny how pointless this trial was cuz just after two seconds it's like wait
Yeah, it was never me and somehow I have to do the work like always
So really what happened was all my shit got broken that I had to work to repair and now my shit will be broken again
Well, I think you just do that. I just got teleported. You guys what? Where were you?
Yo, Senpai's part of all this shit up just to the hell of it
Yo, how did it go? How did it go?
They just removed all the D&D, like T-tides
Oh, they used T-tides
It's for you, guys
Oh
Uh, I've got a picture for you
How about you take a picture of my ass?
I want to take a picture of us, get it, get it
Alright, alright
It's a recollection
I got that in my ass
I'm assless these days
Oh, alright, alright
No, don't say that to me
I'm assless, get on my ass
I was gonna take one more of it, but just in case the other one goes for the other one.
There we go again.
Oh.
Hey.
What's this guy looking at?
Take one more.
Oh no, he's getting a bit nosy.
Um, so yeah, I guess, um, yeah, like, we definitely didn't lose.
I, I don't think anything happened.
I think literally everything is the same.
Everything's the same except three people.
Now I have like a little more work.
But here's the crazy thing is I already had to do that work
And now I have to do it again
Yo, can you tell me what happened? Oh?
Basically, so no one know in the end they gave up the case basically got dismissed
and the only penalties
are
Tubbo on Jisa and graph
basically have to make safe passing over or under the tracks every 500 blocks is
what they said and there's a rule of the track isn't 500 blocks so you can get
around at the end so yeah that part really wasn't cleared up that part was
really good up oh and then also there's a rule of if you stand on so I don't
know exactly how this works I feel like they contradict each other but
basically there's the rule of if you're on the train track you're
responsible for what happens to you but also they said you know for example if
it tubbo's train then he's responsible for what happens well that part was kind
of on us we did not explain that and that was I wish I knew that that would
have really been a big I don't think you you said it wasn't your train the
day of you just for saying it was a gift well I would have remembered that that
would have been a very big thing I would not forget that would have been huge if
you just told me the train was never yours well no it's mine now well now no
I meant like at the time but then I don't know I'm not the argument would
been made of like it's your tracks I just would have gotten who knows um but
also I don't think I ever contradicted myself that whole time do you think it
getting told that I contradicted myself yeah I don't know I don't know also do
you they needed to make it look closer than it was then everyone's happy and
that's chill do you think also do you think actually no one cared about
how everyone in Ashwagdade.
No, I had a feeling people weren't
going to gravitate towards that.
Nobody, no, but we moved on from that very quick.
But yeah, do you think it actually would have changed
if like they were the ones that were trying to sue us?
I think it still would have ended with the same result.
At the start, they said they weren't
and I said they were.
And then they were like, no.
I'm like, well, how's that all fault?
But yeah, like I said, I have a feeling
I don't think it would have changed anything.
I think this outcome would have been the same
actually, no matter what we did.
I think it was just kind of,
let's make sure everyone's happy, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Sit.
Sit.
But yeah, I think, you know,
if there's another court case,
I think it'll be like, listen,
We were like the bumpy, experimental case.
Yeah.
We were the messy case.
My God, the people of this server need to shut the fuck up.
Oh my God.
I actually can't do anything or read anything or do anything,
but no one knows how to shut the fuck up.
To be fair, I feel like it is like a little counterpoint.
It's tough for like that many people
to just sit basically in silence without getting to it.
But then they don't have to watch.
They're not forced to be there.
You know what I'm saying?
They chose to be there.
Follow the rules of being there.
That's fair.
Fair point is one.
That was just crazy.
That was just crazy.
Justice and retribution were...
We didn't get out of it.
We're thrown out the window.
Out the window.
The bow buns were will not be delivered
Mmm, oh that would be our buns foolish never forget what they took from me. Hmm
The bow buns it was messy
there was
There was also I didn't realize how um
um how big evidence was gonna be I realized they wanted like photo evidence for like
every specific thing I thought I thought it was gonna be a little like silly silly goopy
but there's like it was they wanted real hard evidence I was like what do you mean photos for
everything am I supposed to have photos of every part of the crime she actually committed
I don't have that. I'm not on what the fuck she just did it
She said she did it
But you know we did all we could we did everything we could I am I need to pee
Well, you want to go back to the pantheon and then end this whole legal
Yeah, I'm down we can end it there
I would be shocked if anyone wants to go through a court case.
I don't think we will ever have another court case of this stuff.
I think it needs to be settled with just keep fucking around with each other.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to pee right in here.
This is like a safe peeing area.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just gonna I'd be right back. Okay
We made it we made it he freakin made it
We freakin made it that was such a stressful experience
What a stressful experience
And a loud one, but at the end of the day it was all good fun, and that's what we're
here for.
At the end of the day, by the swell old time, that's what counted the most.
Yeah, you can tell me, is my mic fucked by the way?
Cause I do feel like no one, no one can ever hear me and what I'm saying.
Is my mic fucked in game?
No, it sounds fine.
because I'm like I'm too loud and I'm peaking or no one can hear me and I'm
like what the hell
I'm so sweaty
I wonder what's going on on my phone I'm excited to have a big shower today
Oh, Bapminton on the 9th of April? When is that?
Tomorrow.
I suppose. Okay.
Woo!
I don't have a bed.
I can't- I don't have a bed.
I can't sleep.
Shoot!
Oh yeah!
Do you salve here?
Do you salve your blazer on?
Welcome back, I hope you're relieved!
Yeah, no, that was good.
I was holding that in for like the final 20 minutes.
Listen, Laura, come to the top of the pantheon with me.
Oh, yeah, we're just gonna climb, I guess.
Let's stand out here
and look at the ugly floating castle together.
And basically that castle started all the way down.
At the end of the day, foolish, we worked really hard, and we may have achieved nothing.
But we had a good time, right, lawyer?
We had the best of time.
And we had a time so good, I don't think we'll ever have another time again.
What?
You better like die or something?
Foolish! I'm retiring.
What?
I'm retiring, Foolish.
What do you mean you're retiring?
I'm retiring from it all.
From it all?
From it all, Foolish. I'm retiring.
What is all? Like from...
Foolish, I won't be here tomorrow.
What?
It's because I'm retiring.
No, you can't!
We need you!
Listen, Foolish, the Pantheon's built. The regime is finished.
No!
My work here is done.
No, but the train! The tracks!
Foolish, I don't know if you noticed, but most of these train tracks go underground.
They don't need any safe passage because you can't get on them to begin with.
I see, so basically, there's like...
Basically, we don't have to be shit.
If you if you really want to play nice like you just have to build like one bridge probably somewhere I
Don't have to build a bridge anywhere foolish none of this is 300 or 500 blocks
Yeah, they probably looked at the map and never eyes a lot of it was on her ground. Yeah
Wow
Wow, I guess it's about time. I see I'm not gonna be here when you wake up tomorrow foolish
You're ascending to a-
I want you to know, you defended me one last time in my final day.
Wait, no you saw four days!
And for that I'll never, I'll never forget you foolish.
No!
And listen, even when the regime finished that plan of blowing up everything in the
north, just know I had no part of it.
And why it might have been done making my infrastructure, I'll say what I said earlier.
If you sell me a gun then I'll shoot someone.
Are you responsible for that?
The world we'll never know.
We'll never know.
For the case was basically dismissed.
For the case was dismissed and we achieved nothing and we got gas lit for three hours.
And this, this has been me, Tamar live, signing up from the regime, one final time, bullish,
TABO!
KAPI!
No, TABO!
He doesn't mean it, right?
He doesn't mean it?
He doesn't mean it, right he doesn't mean it
We didn't win the case, but we didn't lose the case.
So if you round up, we won.
We won the case, ladies and gentlemen.
Cause at the end of the day,
my job is to make sure my client doesn't lose.
And my client did not lose this day.
I just joined Tubbo off himself to be determined.
To be determined.
I do not know how seriously to take that, um,
oh yeah.
Do do do.
Yeah, that is true, technically building the past together is like friendship and jail time.
It's a little bit.
We could spin it that way, so he's getting his demands.
I'm gonna have to find a way to get him those bow buns.
Dude, that's still so funny that he did not mention that he, like, I, if that was the
case and he wasn't even the owner of it the day getting hit, I should have just had the
case dismissed from the very beginning.
I'm gonna say thank you for the five gifted because then there's like actually no tie
in.
I give it a like, your honor, this is all a mess, no one should be suing anyone, if anything,
Sue Graff.
He'd lay down the tracks.
So no, thank you for the raid, it was an honor to be your, be a Fobo lawyer.
We didn't lose. Which means we won.
Yeah, Tavo, I didn't make sense. I realized it was a cold calculated content maneuver to not admit that you weren't even the owner of the train the day of the accident, or else it would have been case dismissed from the beginning.
That was very smart of you.
That was brilliant because it literally just would have been your honor.
Tubbo is not the owner of the train.
He did not build the train.
He's not responsible for this train dead.
Brilliant.
So now the question...
Now the question is...
You don't think like the North are gonna like be upset about all that.
Wait, didn't I grab the new warp?
Did it get replaced again?
Oh!
Wait, no, no, I do have it.
I just didn't, um, I didn't move it to the top.
Here we go again.
Oh, let's do what Croccy did.
Like, lawyer foolish.
That was lawyer foolish.
I'm going to hit you!
Yes! Because you were the enemy's lawyer!
Ok, I understand. That part I understand if it's your friend who wanted to defend you.
But...
I think...
You didn't do it very well.
Definitely not well enough since he's got work to do.
You didn't defend your friend very well.
Listen, it was a tough trial, there was not enough time to submit all the evidence I would've liked, but we technically didn't lose, so it feels like a win.
We won!
We won!
We won!
After hitting you
Take it
Bye
Bye Molly
Bye
Very cute Monday
What an amazing thank you
There it is
Very cute Monday
Um, yeah dude that thing's, that thing's just starting to crank and I can't tell it almost
looks like there's going to be a lot more and I can't tell if it's going to go higher.
Ah, um, oh that was an email.
Lizzy tea. Thank you for the prime. Thank you
Where are they? Wait, above? No. Oh wait, there's like underground somewhere. I never
mind. Wait, is the magic game bigger? How do I get out? Man, this is where the strings
missed like I get this oh my goodness oh my goodness there's an there's another
there's a whole other room oh my goodness
I thought you were gonna say like inspired you to become a lawyer anyone is anyone now
inspired to be a lawyer is anyone ready to take on that I just think you know you could
make a positive a positive difference for the people um if anything reminds me why I wouldn't
Okay. Maybe if you're a jury deity.
Oh wait, I think I need like one more torch in this corner.
And then I feel like no creeper should be quick enough.
I don't know, they go to the other side. That little gap there.
in law school are in and in question in everything happy 62
mmm listen it's not expected you know that you'll do as good of a job as me okay I don't
don't hold yourself to that standard
You know.
Doo-doo.
Uh...
What, I have to do build after all that?
Yeah, right.
He started to try to complain to the judge's ass.
And, dare I say...
I think there was some help there.
I think it is some great groundwork was started from that
My boy now something oh no, I just I just don't want to like join our conversation that there's already like five people
Do-do cuz then I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be like
Yeah, oh
Ooh, yeah, maybe.
From downtown!
Okay, wait.
Maybe I cover that spot for now, because now I'm worried like a creeper might like show
up.
Here we go, let's just get a couple torches down.
Uh, yeah, that will clear that.
That sound.
Also, I think I'm gonna move this. I think it's time this can go
Whoo, yeah, don't need any of this anymore
My hair is like, my hair is a little longer than it looks, like with that headset it becomes
much more condensed.
It is like, it goes a little bit more.
But now I don't plan to have a grown out really long.
Leave the bits.
Thank you.
Um.
Easy.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
Dude, it doesn't even matter that I have to wear.
Am I happy with this over the court case?
You know after it all went down I think with everything and then the timing is probably about as good as it was gonna be
It's a baby that ten gifted
oh that's like a bug also I was not prepared by the the legitimacy of the
trial I did not have like all this evidence like I thought I was gonna go
in there to say some things. Also, I did not think it was really gonna matter who was suing
You know when they first sound like okay. Yeah, whatever we're doing that
Okay, what am I doing here
He was like, normally this would not be allowed in court, but I'll I'll give you a pass, but
don't let it slip or you will be removed.
Yes sir, yes, your honor, I just I became a lawyer like three days ago, I'm sorry.
I don't know all the rules.
You didn't do badly, but it could have been better.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Um, yeah, I also, I wasn't trying to, um, be too sweaty with it, like, I wasn't trying
to object every single thing, just so... you did terrible.
Okay.
Uh, you know, I just want to hear some, like, words spoken.
Yeah, it kind of keeps the pace moving.
Dang, do I really want to even place all these blocks?
I feel like we did pretty good for today.
why I quit law school too many sweats I feel like law school is like you know out
of all the schools there's probably a pretty sweaty one
um
I feel like, you know, I had a little something gone.
What was I going to do?
Oh, there's been a very simple work that I've been putting off that would help me literally
do so much.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
I forgot that was a thing.
I was like, I forget how it was relevant, but like the last court case I was accused
of like cheating.
But I don't even know how that had anything to do with the...
Here we go.
The thing that stopped me from making any progress so far was just having deep slate.
Like I literally just need a little deep slate.
So we need a little combo and let's go a little bit deeper, okay?
Okay, this should be really nice, okay?
Look what we're going to do.
We're just going to do this, maybe.
Okay, there.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Um...
Diamonds!
Okay.
Zinc!
Okay.
There we go, that's plenty there. Now we need some silk touch.
So one we need for the stone cutter, the other one we need for the chisel.
Oh no, I have not seen the new Mario movie.
I think you know I think it could be fun at some point to see it just for the
I saw my art isn't it hasn't been doing really great but the visuals for it
though look amazing so just for that reason I want to see it
Um, what is my inventory?
Yeah, I feel like it's a very least, like, surely it's like a good one time C, you know?
It surely wouldn't hurt just one time, just to...
Why do you think the first one though is, well, I don't want to hear spoilers, because I feel
like the first movie was pretty well received.
Even though, I feel like its storyline wasn't very deep, it wasn't trying to, was it maybe
Maybe just a little slower pace maybe than this new one?
Is that the big difference?
I know what I need to do.
I need to get rid of some new things.
Um, okay, I'll put this here.
Uh, okay, I'm just gonna put some black sandstone away for now, maybe.
And, oh, maybe mud brick.
I'll put some mud brick away.
Oh, maybe keep the glass there.
There we go.
Woooo!
Did not- oh!
There it is.
Um.
streamer
What is this one tile deep site column okay?
Boom, and then what was this other one cut deep site call
Okay, and then, um, and then I think after this, where's my purple glass?
Um, no, like some things are just in English, I think, because it's just the modded...
It's like here you see it's finished.
And then from here maybe it goes up.
Up one block?
Or maybe one more?
No, I think it'd be better for the if maybe it goes up now
Yeah
Also, let me add a oh
Here we go, it's very crucial. We have one of these
To light up our life
Yeah, yeah, I think it's better not to have half and half, but like, this first side can
be stuff, and then the main laboratory stuff will go up one block.
Um, I don't know how it should look, but for now I'll just do something simple.
We'll just do, uh...
What should I have here?
stairs maybe or slab either or I don't know
or maybe a slab because I'll maybe do a block of like what if like for the
platform what if it goes like this and then like a little three-way staircase
and then this block goes like out this way or actually there like there I
think that's maybe nicer starting there and then this will go you know out like
kind of here. Okay. Uh, there. I might get on if I need it. And then if I want, I could
maybe... what do I want to do for the stairs?
Or it could be slabbed too.
Like the one that would make the most sense I think?
Like I could easily use these.
Um, I could go from here...
You know, it ties in the ground floor here. Like, that's like the easiest answer.
Nobody saw...
Slightly lighter. Um, I'm down to hear out that reasoning. Maybe add a little spark of life.
Um, for example, maybe...
Maybe like this
If you want to you know, it's a little lighter
Yeah, I think it's fine. We could maybe do railings, I don't know.
I also don't know where the wall will be. So like right now it's going to here, but like...
I might just... like I don't know where the actual wall will go.
And what the outside, how like the outside and the inside are gonna blend, I don't know.
Um, let me grab, uh, maybe, okay, wait, hold, where did I put the block?
Okay, this block.
I also need to figure out too, if this should change.
Um, Lexa, thank you for the gifted sub.
Sometimes I don't speak English.
Um, greetings from Bullying.
Corporate didn't go.
We were proud.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, just for now, I guess I'll just fill it in, just, you know, the ground isn't that
big I don't think we have to be too delicate with our blocks yeah I feel
like we'll need to add something like this is like a little boring right now
over here. I don't know why I keep only doing one stack at a time. Because then I just run
out of blocks. Yeah, maybe I should eat the sushi. Here we go. And then once more I just
did the same thing and didn't make enough. But surely this time I've learned my lesson.
Oh no. He in fact did not learn his lesson.
It's fine though, we came prepared.
I'm ready to eat this sushi, I'm almost ready.
I'm going to clear out a space.
Wait, why didn't this get filled in?
Oh, maybe I ran out of deep slate.
Hell yeah, sushi has been eaten.
Doo-doo.
Hmm.
Hello, hello.
So, yeah, I think I shouldn't worry about the flooring too much, I think over here until
I know what I want to put here.
Dude, I'm about to do the same thing actually.
Yeah, like there's I don't know. Yeah, this is a pretty base simple flooring right now
Here we go
Here we go.
Good night!
Good night.
here we go
now rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks
Here we go.
This is looking very bland.
But that's fine.
It's going to come together more.
Did I use up all my deepslayer already?
Uh, to the honor, thank you for the 45 a month.
Uh, oh yeah, did I quit?
More in the chest?
Or am I crazy?
Okay, dude, I thought I thought I was like I could have swore I had more I
Don't know why I didn't take it out after I put it in there, okay
I'm gonna need like an elevator or something soon, so I don't keep doing that
Oh wrong thing
Oh, wrong block.
Here we go.
Oh, okay, wait, yeah, the one's on, the one's on.
Yeah, right now this is gonna be a very simple layout until we know like what we want to place
Because I don't want to do a bunch of block texturing if then all of a sudden
Like if I'm making like machines or something it doesn't really
Fit as well, and I'd rather do
Like block work around the machinery
The walls are also going to be a very interesting like there's such a weird shape
But I also, I want to include all of this.
So I want the ceiling at least to go to about right here.
Oh wait, I still have more, right?
I still have more.
Do you want to copy?
No, I think I'm good.
I don't think I should.
I think I'm good on the kiafi.
Thank you, though.
Here we go.
Did I bring enough? I should have brought enough.
Okay, wow, that's some...
Here we go.
That's kind of cool.
We have a ground in here.
Pretty simple, but cool.
That's interesting.
From 31, okay, so do I need to go to the 31 minute mark?
Maybe?
Oh, it's called 31.
Oh, I see.
I just misread that.
Okay, I understand.
Well, this ought to be something.
Let me see if there's English with English subtitles, maybe.
Well, where's it gonna have to find out?
I can try maybe doing um, yeah here we go.
Here we go, let's see what this could mean.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, it's a comedy
Like that 20 minutes
Dang they're crazy with it
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Alright, I think I'm going to end here.
I believe this will be my stopping point for the day.
But then I should be back tomorrow
It's always too early it's always never long enough
Yeah, I think I think we'll be back tomorrow
And what's this figure out from there successful trial day has been accomplished
Yeah, we'll see we'll see what I'm lying tomorrow
Here we go!
Thank you guys, thanks for hanging out, hanging out.
Yeah, thank you, thanks for watching.
Um, it was, it was my first large job in a while and it could just be my last.
That's okay.
But that's okay.
I'll be curious to know what Tina thought as a fair gerber.
What were her thoughts on it all?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Get out of your minds, get your guys when you follow those watching and eh
First time or the last time or anything in between
I'm not a waiter, I was a lawyer.
Alrighty!
The clock's ticking, which means, oh wait, did they go through?
Oh no, wait, oh no, we're good, we're good.
Alright, then it's time to skedaddle. I'll see you guys on the other side of it, but that's not the case, adios.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.