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Hello? Hello? My client is innocent, probably. So let him off the hook. I'm rehearsing my lines.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm expecting a swift victory.

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Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

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Uh, I don't have a suit jacket,

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But like, you know, I'm trying to be like a little presentable.

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Like I got the button up.

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You know, another day in the office.

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Here we are.

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With the black shirt underneath.

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Yeah, I was saying it's fine.

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It's simple work.

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We just got to look them up a little bit.

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With the headset, it goes crazy.

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I think the black teacher is meant to represent the the darkness in my heart.

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Yeah.

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I look like I'm working at a call center.

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I'm working for justice.

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Okay, I look like a finance bro.

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Oh, yeah, I look like I'm about to- oh, no, I definitely- here, like, I'll just expose

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it now.

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I don't think this would be very surprising.

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definitely in zoom call uh no definitely i'm in zoom call attire here you go i mean uh

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We're ready to win the case.

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We don't need pantalones.

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Alright, we just need this jacket.

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We're ready to go!

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Guys, this is the new...this is the new...

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Dude, I don't know why, like I feel more business like little hands in pocket.

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You know?

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I

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Yeah, it's for what I'm saying. Don't worry. I'm a purple. I have the purple thing

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It's fine. Look polite. Um, okay. Ah, that might be good. I don't know

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Yeah

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Sarah, thank you for the sub that's thank you very interested in the chief. Yeah

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Use this evidence against me. I'm a lawyer.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm looking very lawful.

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Very lawful. Just imagine I'm a tie-on right now.

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There we go.

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Why do I look like an elementary school kid? No, I don't.

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Why are the two buttons white? I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Actually, you know, I think I know why.

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because this jacket, it would be like buttoned here.

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It would be, I think it'd be, like if I was wearing

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a suit jacket, it would be buttoned right there.

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I think that's why.

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Could be fun.

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Yeah, this is my favorite court.

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Dude, I don't have a tie here.

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Sorry.

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Sorry.

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Who can do?

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I feel tall.

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I feel like the shirt makes me feel tall.

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Here, maybe if I tuck it a little bit.

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Oh, basically, actually,

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I'm just like doing a little roll,

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but somehow it looks worse, I think.

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I think that's, now it looks like some kilt or something.

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I don't know.

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I don't know how that ended up looking worse.

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Here we go.

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Yeah, no, this is worse, I've just like rolled it up.

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Yeah, I think that, yeah, that's what I did.

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I think we'll just leave it.

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Yeah, it's better to look a little more casual, I think, right now.

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There we go.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh

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We are ready. What are you wearing my lawyer outfit to be a lawyer?

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My cufflings

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Good at you. Thank you. You guys are the subs

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Mmm

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Uh, Sikara, thank you for the prime.

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Yeah, I was hoping like the red would kind of offset all the white going on.

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I look like some Federation worker right now.

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There's a lot of...

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There's a lot of white everywhere.

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This is why you don't see me too often with white t-shirts.

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Uh, for stream.

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Is it wrinkled? I don't think my shirt's too wrinkled.

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I mean, maybe it's a little... Like, what's it... What's it matter?

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What's it matter? I'm a Minecraft lawyer right now!

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Sam, I am the age of the 26.

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Pale on pale.

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The pale on pale.

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You're the spy.

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Um, Salad, thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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Me and three Turkish people think you look great.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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No, I don't have a tie.

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A dope from France?

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The double thumbs up is bold my color seems off. Oh my goodness. Well, like I said, this

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This isn't like, this is like more of a, it meant to go with a, what's it called, like a,

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like a, yeah the blazer, like the whole suit, you know.

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But dude I tried wearing like the jacket, like that red one.

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The color was so bad for it with this camera.

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It was like this weird dark red void.

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It did not look good.

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No, I can't be bothered to show it now because I already hung it back up and zipped it in its little suit coat.

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I'm so worried about this coffee.

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I almost don't want to drink any more coffee until...

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Cuz even one little drip even one or like one of those I go to sip it and like I miss my mouth

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Oh we're fancy

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See somebody thinks I'm fancy

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All right

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Let's see how quick my brain is right now

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Because I think it's important to be flexible and be ready for anything.

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Our word today will be court.

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I just thought about it off the dome by the way.

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Okay, we have a strong T. We have a strong T.

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Okay, so we need something to end with T.

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Um, neat, um, meant?

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Is that?

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I feel like this isn't going to be right, meant.

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But I feel like it's good letters.

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It's good letters.

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So I'll go with, was it good letters?

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It was, we got two yellows, I'm not gonna be mad.

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Two yellows and we know it's not A.

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So where's the E gonna go?

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Where, maybe like this?

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Or I don't know, or maybe, maybe, maybe.

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Okay, maybe like this.

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Like, like maybe an I.

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Or maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe,

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tenet, tenet, two E's, two T's, GG.

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Wait, I already knew that E couldn't go there.

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I'm throwing.

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I already knew that it couldn't be two E's.

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I got too excited.

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That's my bad.

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Sometimes that happens.

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Okay, well now we need, we know where the E is.

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So I feel like there's gonna be one more vowel.

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Right?

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Could it, like, could the vowel go here?

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like I yet, or like is there a Y E T word?

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Play yet, blit, play yet?

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Or maybe it's more like, wait, there's an N,

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I need to throw an N somewhere.

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Maybe N, maybe I N space E T, in net, in it, in it.

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B in net, in it, in, in, in debt, your in debt, without the B, no, uh, um, I'm trying

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to think, I'm trying to think.

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Right now, I feel quite confident there's an I, okay?

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But it's like, where does that I go?

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And then the N also has to go here, or like here.

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I, N, and I.

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Uh.

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Uh.

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What is this?

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What is this word dude? This is not looking good. I thought I was gonna be a great lawyer.

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This is not... I gotta be able to think faster.

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In Pet

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Don't know I

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Don't I don't I just feel like it's gonna be like

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This or it's gonna be vice versa, so I might just start brute-forcing

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I'm gonna just start brute-forcing in wet. Maybe I don't know the word in in Pet

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in yet

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Okay, no in in set oh

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We're gonna keep brute forcing we're gonna keep brute forcing. I don't know what this word is

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In debt no, I tried that in fat

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In the head

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In in viet in in cat in get

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Inlet? Inlet? Inlet? Inlet? Inlet. It like sounds like a word but what, what is an inlet?

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It's like a water thing?

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It's a water thing, a small river.

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It's just an inlet of water, just a little squiggle of water.

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I mean, yeah, we have an outlet, so we might as well have an inlet, I guess.

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Sure.

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Okay.

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Whatever, we got it.

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That would have been a tough word to actually guess without brute forcing.

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I don't I don't think I would have thought of that word. I never use that word. Oh

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Man, we got a lot of white going on here. Oh boy

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Spectacle a spectacle

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Goggle to Goggle

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to peer at to goggle at to

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spectacle? Can you spectacle at something? I don't know. To associate with? To associate?

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Parallel. The parallels? Like how they associate? They associate? My fellow guy, my my

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my peer, my colleague, and my associate!

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Business Terms.

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Cohort Member.

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Oh yeah, that's one.

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Mmm, Style.

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Monkey.

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What's monkey doing here?

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Monkey bars?

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Monkey bars?

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Pull up bar?

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Look bar, shade bar, spectacle bar, goggle bar, design bar, scheme style contact.

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Is there anything else?

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I'll hold on to that part maybe I'll hold on to that to look okay the design

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it's a spectacle it's a to goggle at to look design okay the design the scheme

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with the makeup of kind of um you know Sam design scheme the design the scheme

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to scheme against to shade

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this is my contact contact I contact I

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I pull up I say I look I don't know what I'm thinking right now

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The monkey bar is a parallel bar.

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Is it called a parallel bar?

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Like a thing that...

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To even?

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Uh, the contact bar?

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One away!

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One away!

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Okay?

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Monkey bar, pull bar, parallel bar, look bar, shade bar, spectacle bar, goggle bar, design

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bar scheme bar design bar uneven in uneven bar contact bar style bar right now I'm between

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like design and style a style bar and a design bar that's kind of one in between I think

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So what sounds more like a thing?

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Here, look at my style bar.

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Look at this design bar.

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It's a design bar?

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Style bar.

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Oh, a goggle bar, right?

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No, okay.

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Uneven bar?

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That's an uneven bar!

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Gymnastics?

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It just sounds- that doesn't sound-

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I wear in the singular cunt- oh.

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Dang, I should have gotten this connections.

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This one, this one I should have got.

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I was starting to say some of these,

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and I just stopped- I started- like, oh my god.

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Dennis, okay.

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Oh, I was so focused on those stupid bars.

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I don't know what a goggle bar is, dude, I don't know.

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I thought maybe it was like, I don't know.

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This court case is cooked like today's

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connections real giggle.

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Hey, when that happens.

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Hey, when that happens.

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I know, I've not found any sense if I get...

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could be crucial to the case. He did say 10 minutes before. That was like, he felt pretty

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strong about that. Where's the tie? I don't need it, you know? Today's a casual day.

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easy

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uh... center team thank you militia thank you for the big you

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don't worry i support the one in my with my character

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Yeah

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Loading

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Oh my mic I broke nope for me

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See Tullo's gonna win

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Oh, yeah, oh

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Oh my goodness, I literally can't see any of the words I'm typing.

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My screen is back to being terrible.

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Oh no.

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Lawyer!

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Client!

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Client!

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Client!

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I need you?

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Okay.

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Okay

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Am I gonna crash again if the trail was based on looks you'll win

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Oh here we go good luck laboring today streamer oh seven

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TUBBO!

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I'm ready!

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You made it! Get off it quick!

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Wait, where's your suit?

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My suit? It's real life!

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Or do I need an in-game one?

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You might need an in-game one!

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People are going to think you're just a slob

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in a murderer.

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Oh no!

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They're not going to think you're taking this seriously.

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I am taking this.

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Lawyer, so much has happened.

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What do you mean, so much has happened?

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They great the castle and we're gonna be blamed for it. No, no, no, no, no, it's okay. That'll be artists

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No, no, it's already good the um

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The SIA have already taken full responsibility of that

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But it makes a look innocent. Ah, I do know what you mean

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It does kind of like it gives like a little extra edge of like oh what was me. I

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know

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Oh

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Now

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Tell about this could be crucial to the case. Oh

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Yeah, I think we need to find a sad tiktok edit of you. I

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Don't have any sad tiktok edit. There's gotta be one out there

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Okay, we got just gotta find one and we got a we got a played to the crowd's emotion

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There's no one which is funny

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There's got to be something there's got to be something out there. That's a little bit and like oh

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Oh

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God the horror

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Yeah, there's gotta be something or or maybe just like a moment of like you and like the train

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It's like happy music and like me and my best friend and then like yeah, yeah, yeah, like something like that

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That could be good

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Okay, and now I don't I don't really I don't know how to make

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Wait, can we group can we group? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

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Can we do that?

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Can you make it, can you make it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, I'll make it public.

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Okay.

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Hi.

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Hello.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Lloyd, do you like my Pantheon I built?

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This is a wonderful Pantheon.

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You've been good.

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You've been putting in the work.

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Oh, I mean, like, I don't have to question,

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like, is that or is that not a Pantheon?

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And it genuinely is right yeah, no that was cool and like the little extra little dome at the top

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Gali yeah, yeah, no no this is excellent work

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Okay, I like I can see the floating castle from over here

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Listen so lawyer we're gonna be blamed for that. It looks like she's been

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Attacked a bunch. Okay. Listen. We will not get blamed for that

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Don't worry. I'll call upon witnesses. I'll do whatever it can. Okay? Because today, today

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is not about the truth. The t-

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Loya, how are you dressed?

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I've got a really nice white buttoned up shirt.

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Show me, Loya. Show me.

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Oh, here. I'll show the full fit. Okay, here we go.

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Here it will be. Here we go.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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What do you think?

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Okay, wait. It's good.

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WHAT'S THE SHOCK? WHAT'S THE SHOCK?

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What do you see?

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What happened?

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What do you mean?

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Why have we got our nobly ass knees out?

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I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good.

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No!

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That's not even a word.

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No!

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Oh, God.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You're treating this like a freaking zoo meeting.

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No, no, no, no. See, but now like nobody even knows.

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Nobody's let's say unless they're smart. They're not gonna ask to see my knees

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Okay, right there's no way they'll think of that

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If they think they'll ask you to show your knees once our back up I'm gonna say I don't have any

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Really yeah

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Does that work

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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yeah okay um yeah trouble believing you no no no don't listen let's say like I

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said like I said today is not about the truth today is about proving that you

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are a little angel okay everything else wait cuz I just found out that's doing

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us oh that's fine I thought we were doing them oh no no pal you're you're

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getting sued oh god yeah I can't do this no no you can I can't do this it

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means she hates me no no no no I think but foolish I made this wonderful

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panoramic of us did you prove that but we could be friends look look pull it up

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Oh, pull it up.

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It's like on your screen.

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Yeah, I made a beautiful color for all of our best moments.

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Yeah.

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Look at you.

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Look, it's me and my future bestie.

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OK, wait, wait.

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I'm just helping her hold up her hand.

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OK, this here, wait, wait.

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Let me get a screenshot.

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This could be important.

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OK, wait, wait.

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No, wait, wait, wait.

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You're good.

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Let me pull Snip, okay?

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Uh, no.

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Okay, hold it for a second longer.

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Hold it for a second longer.

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And yeah!

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Yeah, okay, okay.

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Here, I can send it to you,

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the Snip that I'll be using.

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We can load that in for evidence.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Isn't that good?

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Yeah, I think that could be good.

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Yeah.

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Let me show the chat what we're working with.

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But nobody, this is private information.

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Do not display this.

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Here it is.

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My client, look at it.

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There's clearly a misunderstanding.

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They've been hanging out and best friends for so long.

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And they even said in the sub-tie

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it was helping her hold up her hand.

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This is good.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, okay.

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This is good.

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I need to go get water.

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I'm going crazy, I'll be right back.

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Yeah, get yourself some water, get yourself some water.

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I think in the meantime, let me prepare that.

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Where's my paper?

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Oh, it's over here.

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Where's my camera?

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Perfect.

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Um, you know what, I realized I didn't actually, like, save the photo as anything.

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I'll just call it Tubbo Innocent.

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Okay.

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Perfect.

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That's good.

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Here we go.

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Okay.

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All my evidence stuff will kind of go in this corner.

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Here we go, okay, all my evidence stuff will kind of go in this corner.

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Um, ooh, I think we need, uh, Pinocchio missing.

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El, el, el, el.

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Okay, fantastic, let me fix my hair up a little bit so I look presentable.

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Okay, what am I missing here?

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What do we not thought of?

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The order of events doesn't matter, okay?

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You know, case by case, we'll just refute and defute everything they have to say.

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So that's fine.

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We don't need to know the order.

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I think it does, guys.

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Guys, it doesn't.

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Who's the lawyer?

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you guys okay not you pull out my notes I just don't know if my my notes are

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gonna be the most helpful thing right now I'm just trying to remember I was

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innately relaxing then out of no then out of the middle of nowhere my biggest

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operative materializes she was never actually there wait stop that doesn't

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make sense she kidnapped my bisexual daddy and hung her up in the sky and cut

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out one of her eyes

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oh good morning alcohol good morning

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you have to leave the group because I can't see your smoke

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ah I'm here wait we're leaving group

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He can't see the bubbles.

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Otherwise there's no Polish translation above your head.

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Bo! Maybe now?

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Uh, Tavo, say something?

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Hello!

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There we go.

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Have you seen this bear?

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Um, like maybe five days ago?

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Yeah, like in the last two days.

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Uh, definitely not.

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He's dead. He probably got fired.

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Wait, okay.

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Tavo, you're the experienced person here.

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you're the experienced person here

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i've got experience

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more definitely more experienced than foolish

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after your court case

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we are allowed to sue

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we are allowed to sue each other

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and do different lawsuits

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how the fuck would i be if i sued the federation

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i don't think that would work

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the federation might just say

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no

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the truth that I have no it's written like haha good morning what are you doing

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haha that is a little bro you sound like the woman from portal yeah oh wait

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that's like the enrichment center will provide you with the what do you think

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of my brother a graph it's would you like my honest opinion or would you like

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my American opinion you're honest to pit up both my honest opinion is I really

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like the top I really like the roof however I think it ought to be a little

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wider and my American oh my god you're so good at building it's beautiful my

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god you should wait that was a really good that was a really good American

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opinion whoa dude that's what I was like basically sounded like talking to

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Tomo I think I'll use my credit card that is a classic that's a classic

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American is yeah wait I feel I feel so red and seen no like when I talked

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about your dragon foolish that was no American opinion that was genuine

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opinion I am a very direct person I do not like talking around subjects which is

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I do not enjoy America because people meet say things and they mean something

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different like it's like people in America there's like the concept of

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having someone greet you outside of Walmart is so foreign to Europeans why

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yeah I don't know why they do that I was here to buy the thing you don't

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need to convince me. Don't say hi to me. Stop fucking talking to me. Also they always fill up your water, I can't deal with it.

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Bruh, when I was my first ever water, because they always fill that shit back up. But yeah, you want to be able to drink it.

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You're keeping so much. Sorry, sorry. No, I'm fine. No, I just hate it a lot. Yeah, so my first time in America

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when I went to a restaurant like for the first time and like the water came all

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like automatically let's say I was like oh I didn't order a water because I

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didn't want to pay for it because America is expensive and in Europe you pay for

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water oh yeah me UK yeah let's see like fancy water there's some places you

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can order tap water and they will give it to you but yeah I kind of like the

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Water I kind of like this site. Yeah, it's reverse as most as filter water and it tastes really weird

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It's I cannot describe it. I would describe it most as like sticky water

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Yeah, wait I kind of like that

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So does this tubbo have your vote

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Are you on the Jerry I

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I

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Hope not. Oh, and we do a bit of jury nullification real quick. Yeah. Have you heard about jury nullification? I have

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So you've seen a little spoiler of my ultimate that I've got planned for the day time your ultimate wait

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What I sent you a screenshot in this way. Oh, oh wait where he does have an ultimate ability preview

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Yeah, I do have an alt. He's at 100%

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Like it's in this will help you or

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Uh this I don't know. Maybe

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Well, you know, I like surprises

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Yeah, we'll just see why you're gonna surprise you so hard, okay?

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Okay, just and this will help you right though. You're not gonna make my job

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Actually being accused of

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I think he's basically being accused for like being responsible for the train running her over

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I think that's like the main okay, uh, hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on yeah

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Foolish yeah, this is your payment. Okay. You are now legally my lawyer. Oh, yeah

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Yeah, I tell you it's confidential. Okay. Yes. That's very important as a lawyer. So

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So, why I'm being prepared for today is because it wasn't Tubbo that hit Alandrosa with the

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train, it was me.

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That was the train driver.

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Oh dear.

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Oh yeah, I forgot to say that part.

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Why not say that part?

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Is that not an important part for your case, but I'm going through everything?

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Oh, I'm not going to hit it with the train.

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No.

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Fools.

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If you would be so kind to accompany me to the Quackity statue.

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Yeah, I would love to.

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I would love to.

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This feels like an important walk and talk moment.

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have been prepared for is basically me and Tubbo being swapped as essentially I

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would become the one being charged. Oh interesting okay so I hope you can

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defy me. I still want my justice. Yeah no you'll get your justice in

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retribution all your demands. And to ban her from using cobblestone. Ban cobblestone and

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make her move to a different time zone. Make her move, make her go to prison at

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one week of best friendship. Yeah yeah. And also Balaban. Don't forget Balaban.

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Yeah

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I believe you are previously here like you would not not here, but you previously have had

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dealings with the Federation and

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Another island of other people. Oh, yes. Yes very much so

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How do you how much and you thought about of course how about there being two clackities to jail now?

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Oh, that's a classic. Yeah, there was like rumors. I've never seen them both at the same time

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No, true. Oh

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Oh, yes. Yes, I do

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Get in my boat. Bye. All right. Thank you

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Yeah, I haven't really heard too much about it. They're the whole one for two deal

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you know

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What I'm trying to get at is

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How many emeralds of a bribe do you think I need to put the quackity in a bed drop? Oh, I don't think emeralds are worth anything

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Yeah, I don't I have a stack of emerald blocks. I can give him a totem. I have monster spawn eggs

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I think you should give him netherite. That's the only thing wait here. He has netherite somehow

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Yeah

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remember yesterday and

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They had a wolf spawn egg and a fox spawn egg. That's not a shock collar. That's

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Molly's cafe. Yeah, I thought he had a bro. It's a long story

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I was like why'd we put a shock collar on quackity?

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I'm stuck, I'm stuck cause he likes it.

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Right, foolish, since you will most likely become my lawyer as well.

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You need to be pretty.

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You're doing it.

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Okay, wow look at me moving up in the world.

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Okay, would this have to do with anything?

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Well, who are we inside of?

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Uh, Quackity, I guess, all three of us.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah?

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Wow.

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What a gay play.

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He is.

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Sorry.

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Yeah?

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Sorry.

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What?

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What is this?

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It's a sealed briefcase with documents that Quackity has been noted off.

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That will be in his possession during the trial.

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Blackmail! Wait, like a blackmail?

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No, better. Back to the blackmail!

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I've been hiding this for so long, and I want to hide it for two more days.

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It's going to be, let's say it's going to be

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a very solid defense for myself.

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Oh, wow, dude. Man, I this is getting more and more spicy by the second. Oh

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This is good. This is good. Um graph. Do you have any sad tiktok edits of yourself?

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True. No, I only have sigma edits of myself. Yeah, wait, that's good, dude

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It could be but like what the crowd starts like the jury thinks he's like a little like I'm trying to present him is is humble and

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unfortunate

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uh... foolish let i'm gonna send you a screen shot

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okay one single excerpt of what i have for today

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okay let me um...

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uh... all the way we have to have to have it

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do you

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please guys act

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cross-pollinate starts with the g here we go okay r a f

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found it that's the whole name

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okay just keep this to yourself don't don't read this is this is page one

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Oh wait, is this the same thing you sent me?

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No, it's a different thing.

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Oh.

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Are you starting to understand?

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I'll write you another message.

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You guys are up to something, I can tell.

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I mean, that's gonna be pretty good. Wow. Wow. Um, dang. You're, you're really. Yeah,

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I mean, that feels pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. He has the same information you do now. Just

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keep it oh okay oh so we've we've got two alts preloaded yes yes okay why are we here

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uh oh oh the briefcase the briefcase the briefcase is sealed it's got the

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documents inside it's had them for a day well how does he open the briefcase

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he knows it's here uh oh he doesn't know the code yeah i know the code and he oh we're going to

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be in the same courtroom so i can just tell him the code yeah but what if someone gets here first

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they don't know the code they don't know the code and like what are they gonna stay in the court room

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well i'm gonna i'm going to wait until he shows it in his hand first oh yeah

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very clever this is brilliant brilliant oh man we're gonna get away with it wait i didn't pay

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foolish

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What yeah, I'll take some like emeralds nutrition nutrition. I'll take nutrition

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Nutrition, I don't know exactly what that means, but I'm intrigued. I've given it to you

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What oh oh I see oh wow. Thank you. Thank you for the four baked potatoes

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Well, if anyone else opens the briefcase then we can

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kill them yeah we can we can use them of MG who MG MG which of course the full

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gambit don't that one British car company where all the engines recoil

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until they went away I thought it was I thought that's a game that's a oh I

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kind of like masterful gambit to the masterful gambit we can accuse them of

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doing a masterful gambit something like cool about that okay yeah I'm really I'm

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really not worried about this case at all between turbo and now graph I think

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we were real real solid case you know and we'll just yeah every everything they

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they say you're trying to throw against us we'll just say we flip back yeah we

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flip back at them okay and foolish make sure we get bowel buns

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Yes, yes, the bow buns will be at the top of the demands list. Jen wait. Can we go see the demands wait one second?

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I'll be right back. Oh, have you got any?

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zinc zinc

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And he's zinc I ever had I gave to Tubbo, but maybe he still has that zinc

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Hold on my my YouTube chat decided to count on you time some people up

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Decided to count

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YouTube chat just like one day like a week ago decided to all start counting

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Oh, that's about their big five hours of stream they counted up to

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3,200 wait you stream on YouTube at both YouTube and Twitch

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Ground control

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No, oh, how do you have both chats at the same time?

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I

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Have chat arena for twitch chat and I have like a little pop-out chat window for YouTube. Hell. Yeah. Oh, God

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That's horrible. I'm so sorry

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YouTube chats horrible it's like Google hangouts chat with like layers of

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You don't write Google hangouts chat okay I'm not sure this friendship was

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gonna work. Bro I despise Google hangouts. Nah I'm kidding I wasn't I wasn't alive

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when Google hangouts shut down. Yeah I don't I don't know if I ever use Google hangout

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but that might not be like an age thing that might because I never used it.

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Uh, Tubbo, lemme tell you this.

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Yeah.

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I am so old that my Gmail isn't even Gmail.

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It's at GoogleMail.com.

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Whoa!

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Google Mail!

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Google Mail.

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Wait, that's kinda high.

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They didn't have Domain yet in the UK, so I have Google Mail.

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Wow.

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Wait, oh my god, that's before Global Domain Registry.

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Yep.

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Is this guy bothering you?

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Do I need to speak to him?

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There's Evron.

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Yeah, we should go and find Evron.

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Evron, can I do?

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He's probably at my house. Oh, okay. Can someone stone us?

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I can give you a boat stone. Oh

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The gaff to the gaff the gaff to the gaff the gaff

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Mine's got bad thing in my gaff

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Yeah, the head ting

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I unfortunately speak London that was horrible not horrible that you just

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thought those words that makes sense there is no Lang nor Pang Ting in the

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regime the only Pang Ting is there on my iPhone too the regime is purely long

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back I don't remember what this means that's okay remember he's not here wait

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is that the train that ran her over over there that's Cabell keep it that's all

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bisexual the bisexual baddie that's our bisexual body okay look at this look at

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this innocent train they scouched her eyes out graph did you see the couch the

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right eyes I heard the train yeah on the other side oh no he's missing an eye

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yeah she is though it's sad oh yeah that's what you are talking about that

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is not illegal to drive I know I know but Tava yeah I know this isn't

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realistic but okay imagine if you pulled up to court on the train oh where

55:54.280 --> 56:00.140
where is it I've got it's like the big white building to the you have to make

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at least like wait over there you're kidding it's over there we'd have to cut

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through this ugly white thing here wait no what is that that's the Q news

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headquarter. Oh geez. That's all where all the truth and information is gathered.

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That's true. Wait, the truth which was published just like our op is a terrorist.

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They published that. Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh lawyer. Wait, we have a lawyer secrets, right?

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Yeah, of course. Yeah. Please tell me a good one.

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Then my spider came up to me asking for gunpowder and I said I'm pretty sure I

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I have to give you a license to take this.

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And he was like, I don't have the paperwork.

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I was like, well, have you got not got the paperwork?

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I guess I can give it to you.

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Then after I give it to him, he was like,

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I'mma make sure you win today.

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And then he took that dump out or left.

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This happened today?

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Yeah, like an hour ago, no, like three hours ago.

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Oh no.

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Dude, no, no, listen, right now.

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And I was complicit.

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I was complicit.

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No, you were not complicit.

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You were not, you were not, okay?

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You are not in an exorcism, in a terrorism.

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Why can't it be?

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You are an innocent molangial, and I don't want to hear any words if I'm guilty out of your mouth today.

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But I...

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I thought I gave him 150!

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Wow, okay, that feels excessive, but...

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I mean, that doesn't matter.

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That doesn't matter.

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That's 750 mines!

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Um...

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No.

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That was a lot of mines.

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Listen, if you...

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If you gave diamonds to someone and they make it into a sword and then kill someone, would you feel to blame?

57:39.980 --> 57:45.440
Oh my god, wait, this is wait. This is crazy philosophy. This is like this is like

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Wait wait, let it go to wait

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No, but then but then if you sold me a gun and then I shot someone would you be to blame?

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I've heard this before nope

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That's the most American question

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Oh, yeah

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That one pops up

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If you take a gun and you give it somebody and somebody shoot somebody with that gun who's to blame?

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Guns don't kill people people man. That's right. You guys understand my pencil

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So yeah, Tubbo as far as I know as a lawyer of the US of a you are innocent my friend

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Yes! I love my American lawyer!

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Yeah, and Graf, you know, you're innocent too, pal. We have all the paperwork needed.

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We have all the proof and the pudding.

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This is going to be very weird having an American legal system

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when I'm going to be citing Polish law.

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No, it's fine.

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Wait, can you cite us a Polish paragraph of law right now?

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Just cite one.

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any or like chapter 16 section 5 of Polish law that one of Polish law

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16th article of the PO code. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, the 16th one isn't an actual law. It's like preparation for stuff

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It's not like you can't do this. Oh

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What about section 5 section 5? I heard you want you want later on you want later on a section 42

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I heard that one's a juicy one. Yeah

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The court can declare prohibition to drive motor vehicles

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when a person is convicted of

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being membered to roads

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To traffic. Oh

59:37.880 --> 59:41.020
That's like a traffic law. Wait, that's kind of feels like a fly

59:42.220 --> 59:44.220
Basically

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I think it's lawyer for the police can take away your driver's license if you mess up badly enough

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You should know next set about that. Oh

59:53.720 --> 59:56.820
Did you guys license taken away tomato?

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What

01:00:03.740 --> 01:00:05.740
No, I translate this

01:00:05.740 --> 01:00:11.620
It's like the Polish and the playground Polish equivalent of I plead the fifth. Oh

01:00:13.820 --> 01:00:17.640
If you don't want to answer a question you just say for me door for me door

01:00:17.640 --> 01:00:19.880
What happened? Did he like hit someone?

01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:28.160
Okay, so here's the law okay next day was driving like his BMW or something. Oh, of course

01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:34.520
It's a BMW SUV as well. He's oh, and he doesn't let me guess he doesn't have indicators. I

01:00:35.720 --> 01:00:37.720
Think you have to let me guess they broke

01:00:38.080 --> 01:00:40.800
so there's this Polish youtuber who's

01:00:41.960 --> 01:00:43.960
He's called bloody. Okay

01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:49.720
Okay, Blady's kind of like the Polish Vegeta like he's been around for 10-15 years

01:00:49.720 --> 01:00:55.600
everyone likes him just a great dude and and Blady really needed the shit and

01:00:55.600 --> 01:01:02.760
this was on the motorway so Nexay drove like 180 kilometers an hour when the

01:01:02.760 --> 01:01:08.560
limits are 140 like to get him to the services so Blady can take a shit and

01:01:08.560 --> 01:01:13.060
And he stopped the car, Bladdy runs out the car to the toilet.

01:01:13.060 --> 01:01:18.220
And as Bladdy runs, the police pull up in an unmarked vehicle.

01:01:18.220 --> 01:01:25.520
And they take Nexa's license, which led to Nexa needing to buy an electric scooter

01:01:25.520 --> 01:01:29.320
so he can get around, which he drove too quick and broke his leg.

01:01:29.320 --> 01:01:32.520
Oh, I mean, sorry, that's horrible.

01:01:32.520 --> 01:01:34.520
No, I'm... that's crazy.

01:01:34.520 --> 01:01:38.520
So, Bladdy's shit is basically the reason why Nexa broke his leg.

01:01:38.520 --> 01:01:39.520
It is that!

01:01:39.520 --> 01:01:40.520
I've been walking no longer than this dog.

01:01:40.520 --> 01:01:41.520
That is too fast!

01:01:41.520 --> 01:01:43.520
That is too fast!

01:01:43.520 --> 01:01:47.520
Well, how fast can you drive in the UK?

01:01:47.520 --> 01:01:49.520
It's like 90 miles an hour.

01:01:49.520 --> 01:01:50.520
No!

01:01:50.520 --> 01:01:51.520
It's 80!

01:01:51.520 --> 01:01:55.520
Okay, 80, that's like 112 kilometers an hour in normal units.

01:01:55.520 --> 01:02:02.520
We can drive 140 plus 10 percent, which is like 195 miles per hour on the motorway.

01:02:02.520 --> 01:02:08.840
What's like the mortality rate of this 70 oh my god it's 70 it's a limit 70

01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:14.200
Yeah, that's nothing. That's like express road. You can that's not motorway speeds

01:02:14.920 --> 01:02:21.880
It sounds like I can't drive to beat that. I thought it was 80 because everyone I get in the car with goes faster than 70

01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:24.120
Oh

01:02:24.120 --> 01:02:26.120
Oh, well

01:02:26.120 --> 01:02:28.120
European Union law states

01:02:28.120 --> 01:02:31.560
like there's something about the accuracy of the speedometer.

01:02:31.560 --> 01:02:35.880
So if it's like 50

01:02:35.880 --> 01:02:40.920
and you're driving 55 and it says 55 on display, you're probably driving 50.

01:02:40.920 --> 01:02:44.520
It's like true airspeed.

01:02:44.520 --> 01:02:46.920
Not that I'd recommend it.

01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:51.920
Well, all I know is for every 10 miles an hour increase,

01:02:51.920 --> 01:02:55.120
the fatal crash chance goes up by 20 percent.

01:02:55.120 --> 01:03:00.120
Difficult, into a plateaus at 95% at 60 miles an hour.

01:03:00.120 --> 01:03:03.120
So anyone in Poland that gets an accident just dies?

01:03:03.120 --> 01:03:06.120
Well, I do have to be hit a pedestrian.

01:03:06.120 --> 01:03:07.120
Oh, oh.

01:03:07.120 --> 01:03:08.120
You don't want to be hit in pedestrians.

01:03:08.120 --> 01:03:11.120
We had a case of a guy speeding through a town like two years ago.

01:03:11.120 --> 01:03:12.120
It wasn't interesting.

01:03:12.120 --> 01:03:13.120
Oh, was it?

01:03:13.120 --> 01:03:17.120
Wait, I think I know what Marquez brownly threw a school zone.

01:03:17.120 --> 01:03:20.120
Wait, is that right?

01:03:20.120 --> 01:03:23.120
Some guy like drifted and went for a bitch.

01:03:23.120 --> 01:03:28.940
And people are talking about Tomasz Chaito. Yeah, like some Polish. I believe he's like a football journalist

01:03:28.980 --> 01:03:34.820
He hit like an old lady on a crossroad and suffered no consequences and he's a massive meme. Oh wait

01:03:34.820 --> 01:03:36.820
Cuz wow

01:03:37.340 --> 01:03:39.340
I don't know he had a good lawyer. Oh

01:03:40.340 --> 01:03:42.500
Foolish you're gonna be doing shit like like

01:03:43.860 --> 01:03:49.020
We're in a similar case. Hey, we're playing a video game. We can do that here in real life. It's horrible. Listen

01:03:49.020 --> 01:03:57.380
I'm not even memeing right now don't bring up car crashes around multi cuz that's a yeah, okay

01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:01.760
No means serious

01:04:05.100 --> 01:04:07.100
No

01:04:19.020 --> 01:04:26.760
Um, but yeah, I'm curious if we're able to like call on witnesses or like how many witnesses as opposed to like I think we should

01:04:26.760 --> 01:04:33.760
Cool, wait, can I say witnesses we should cool? Yeah, no that'd be helpful. You know everyone? Yeah, yeah

01:04:34.640 --> 01:04:39.980
Maybe for ease however, I'm not sure if he's gonna be present or if this testimony is going to help a hinder

01:04:40.380 --> 01:04:42.380
No guys honestly

01:04:42.380 --> 01:04:49.060
Who would be the perfect witness Oh, there's somebody coming somebody with speed

01:04:49.060 --> 01:04:53.700
Okay, buddy. I don't see anyone. I now see who can it be

01:04:55.700 --> 01:04:57.700
I don't see anyone

01:05:01.980 --> 01:05:06.100
Speaking of the perfect witness, I saw my own. Nice to you

01:05:07.780 --> 01:05:10.500
Thank you. Thank you. You're looking fresh

01:05:12.380 --> 01:05:17.260
Um, the boys were you planning our legal defense? Yep

01:05:18.700 --> 01:05:23.180
Hi, but when they call when we call you to the sand you gotta say he's innocent

01:05:23.180 --> 01:05:27.740
Yeah, get in the power buns ban her from using cobblestone. You got to say those things

01:05:28.580 --> 01:05:30.580
Wait, can you repeat that?

01:05:30.900 --> 01:05:35.940
He's innocent buy him the power buns and ban it from using cobblestone

01:05:37.140 --> 01:05:39.140
That's what you say

01:05:39.140 --> 01:05:44.140
the block of cobblestone allowed.

01:05:44.140 --> 01:05:47.140
from ever touching a block of cobblestone.

01:05:47.140 --> 01:05:50.140
and every time she touched the block of cobblestone, she has to give me a diamond, right, foolish?

01:05:50.140 --> 01:05:52.140
Yeah, yeah, we can squeeze that in.

01:05:52.140 --> 01:05:53.140
Or jail! No jail!

01:05:53.140 --> 01:05:55.140
Well, no, but we already have jail.

01:05:55.140 --> 01:05:57.140
And one more week of best friendship.

01:05:57.140 --> 01:06:01.140
Oh, every time she places cobblestone, she has to learn a word in Polish.

01:06:01.140 --> 01:06:02.140
Ooh.

01:06:02.140 --> 01:06:03.140
Ooh.

01:06:03.140 --> 01:06:04.140
She's been learning.

01:06:04.140 --> 01:06:06.140
Alan Russo has been speaking Polish.

01:06:06.140 --> 01:06:07.140
How about...

01:06:07.140 --> 01:06:08.140
Impressive.

01:06:08.140 --> 01:06:15.820
a word there's someone else coming in Latin shoot him down wait this time wait

01:06:15.820 --> 01:06:22.900
who was that that was everyone and I just ran away oh he's gonna be so sad

01:06:22.900 --> 01:06:37.260
about that oh if you hit this oh what is that shy fireworks whoa yeah and stay

01:06:37.260 --> 01:06:43.320
out can I get a suit please I don't you have a suit dude that's all same you

01:06:43.320 --> 01:06:50.160
look like a murderer right now yeah you you homeless man I don't like hanging

01:06:50.160 --> 01:06:53.840
out you guys no no no no no this is for your own good okay we're trying to

01:06:53.840 --> 01:06:58.080
tell you this I'm going to go talk to Katie yeah everyone can't talk to Katie

01:06:58.080 --> 01:07:01.080
Okay, bye. Bye-bye. Oh

01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:07.440
Okay, funny. Oh, I'm being summoned to Juan's office

01:07:09.640 --> 01:07:11.640
Can we come

01:07:13.080 --> 01:07:15.080
Yeah, let me see

01:07:16.640 --> 01:07:18.640
And Tubbo and

01:07:19.000 --> 01:07:26.320
Hyper come along. Hey, who's Juan Juan is the lawyer. I know one. Yeah, you know

01:07:28.080 --> 01:07:35.520
you know you know one I know one we got way back yeah who's he the lawyer of who

01:07:35.520 --> 01:07:43.640
do you think if it's not you the heart yes wait you can't speak to him no I have

01:07:43.640 --> 01:07:48.720
to today you're my lawyer you can't speak to him no I have to be able to

01:07:48.720 --> 01:07:54.880
speak to you can't no no I will I have to speak to my lawyer no don't worry

01:07:54.880 --> 01:08:02.200
Don't worry. Listen. I when I talk to him it'll strictly be as a member of the north not as a lawyer

01:08:03.520 --> 01:08:07.240
The change no no, but like it when we get to the courtroom

01:08:07.240 --> 01:08:13.160
I will only be your lawyer and nothing else you promise. I feel like you're gonna. I promise no no

01:08:13.160 --> 01:08:15.960
I have no interest dude think of Fobo. I

01:08:16.480 --> 01:08:20.440
Know I know think of Fobo and keep it deep within your heart

01:08:21.080 --> 01:08:23.080
What the fuck is sobo?

01:08:24.880 --> 01:08:38.560
I was looking for Katie and I

01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:49.200
So I talked to I wanted to go and talk to Katie. However, I heard a conversation between

01:08:49.200 --> 01:08:57.520
Kayte and Ishan and Spider. And I heard Ishan saying we cannot let her win.

01:08:57.520 --> 01:08:58.520
Oh!

01:08:58.520 --> 01:08:59.520
Oh!

01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:00.520
Otherwise...

01:09:00.520 --> 01:09:01.520
Who are you?

01:09:01.520 --> 01:09:02.520
Sorry, Lawyer, sorry!

01:09:02.520 --> 01:09:05.520
Double look at the fucking end.

01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:06.520
Wait! Wait!

01:09:06.520 --> 01:09:07.520
So you got...

01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:13.120
Is that the place where I gave that gunpowder to?

01:09:13.120 --> 01:09:14.960
That was one of the people, yes.

01:09:14.960 --> 01:09:15.960
Oh, God!

01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:18.840
It's basically the gunpowder pot, but good ending.

01:09:18.840 --> 01:09:25.000
good ending yeah but we don't want a guy forks huh um no but maybe we do wait

01:09:25.000 --> 01:09:31.240
we're guy for no no no tabo tabo I don't want to hear any more talk about guy

01:09:31.240 --> 01:09:37.920
or fuck or you don't know why forks why fuck no yeah I know like the underground

01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:43.400
the explosion but I can never went off yeah um remember remember yeah but we're

01:09:43.400 --> 01:09:47.400
not gonna talk about that also as far as I'm concerned from here on out you

01:09:47.400 --> 01:09:53.880
gave gunpowder to no one I guess I gave it to hyper no you gave what to who no you

01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:59.240
gave nothing to no one you don't know and I gave what I gave what to who exactly

01:09:59.240 --> 01:10:03.560
nothing to no one nothing to no one okay you are nothing but a shadow bro

01:10:03.560 --> 01:10:08.280
hyper doesn't even understand this conversation right now I have no idea

01:10:08.280 --> 01:10:13.280
I'm just gonna tell her not to touch the cobblestone anymore.

01:10:13.280 --> 01:10:14.280
Exactly.

01:10:14.280 --> 01:10:17.280
No, no, and also, dude, if you forget, Bao Buns with room.

01:10:17.280 --> 01:10:18.280
What the fuck is Bao Buns with room?

01:10:18.280 --> 01:10:19.280
We are all in the secret room.

01:10:19.280 --> 01:10:20.280
Yeah.

01:10:20.280 --> 01:10:21.280
Oh my God, foolish.

01:10:21.280 --> 01:10:23.280
Educate him on Bao Buns, Lyle.

01:10:23.280 --> 01:10:28.280
Just look up like a Bao Bun, like B, like that.

01:10:28.280 --> 01:10:31.280
Oh, the, yeah, the Chinese one.

01:10:31.280 --> 01:10:32.280
Yeah.

01:10:32.280 --> 01:10:36.280
That's what, that's like what Togo demands the most from this travel.

01:10:36.280 --> 01:10:37.280
That's my demands.

01:10:37.280 --> 01:10:44.800
once a month. We're going to make it happen and also I get to build her a

01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:48.520
prison and also I get one week of best friendship and also she's banned from

01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:55.880
touching cobblestone also well yeah that's also for a week yeah for a week

01:10:55.880 --> 01:11:03.760
but it's the same week that I get one week of best friendship and then does

01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:07.160
that mean my demands are in your bedroom we have to go to my bed your

01:11:07.160 --> 01:11:12.440
bedroom oh yes on my demands are in my room since when the lawyer decides what

01:11:12.440 --> 01:11:20.000
no I decided as the client as the guy it just he wanted it in my room yeah to

01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:28.640
feel safe my time under in your room what no what do you mean dude I'm like a

01:11:28.640 --> 01:11:35.720
I'm like a suit. I have this look with words in it. I'm serious. I

01:11:36.960 --> 01:11:40.520
You need a suit I don't chat help

01:11:41.240 --> 01:11:43.240
Yeah, I

01:11:43.640 --> 01:11:50.440
Think it might work in your favor if you like so you just came from work trying to keep 20 people fed

01:11:50.440 --> 01:11:58.000
I just came from work. Yeah, you're been dropping. I've been working like a dog and bark and then bark

01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:00.640
I

01:12:07.040 --> 01:12:09.040
Know

01:12:09.920 --> 01:12:11.920
You sound pitiful

01:12:21.840 --> 01:12:24.000
Yeah, just some of that and I think that'd be good

01:12:25.200 --> 01:12:27.200
Don't think you're a sick dog

01:12:28.640 --> 01:12:30.640
He's the goat. That's all we need to know at this time.

01:12:30.640 --> 01:12:31.640
I'm the goat.

01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:32.640
He is just a goat.

01:12:32.640 --> 01:12:34.640
You're sorry like that.

01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:36.640
Wait, was that one better?

01:12:36.640 --> 01:12:38.640
Yeah, you're much better at being a goat than a dog.

01:12:38.640 --> 01:12:40.640
Yeah, you go.

01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:42.640
How do I lower this?

01:12:42.640 --> 01:12:45.640
We don't have dogs in Bollinger Regis, but we have goats.

01:12:45.640 --> 01:12:48.640
Yeah, I need to get the entire voice chat volume down.

01:12:48.640 --> 01:12:50.640
Oh, we're goatin' too high.

01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:54.640
Oh, wait, I need to meet up with Evron one second.

01:12:54.640 --> 01:12:59.460
Okay, well, how about this cuz one was calling me to the office, so I'll go to one's office

01:12:59.460 --> 01:13:05.220
Okay, you go to the office. We meet back at the regime in five if you're late, then we have to kill ourselves. Bye

01:13:06.680 --> 01:13:11.820
Probably, you know probably it might be not very important, but

01:13:19.360 --> 01:13:21.360
Why is the warp gone

01:13:24.640 --> 01:13:44.840
I just never know what's gonna be on the TV.

01:13:44.840 --> 01:13:46.840
Where's the way stone?

01:13:56.840 --> 01:13:59.680
Knock knock knock wait. Oh

01:14:01.320 --> 01:14:05.280
Knock knock wait knock wait

01:14:06.480 --> 01:14:08.480
knock

01:14:08.480 --> 01:14:10.480
I mean oh

01:14:11.800 --> 01:14:14.680
Happy purple Wednesday. Yeah

01:14:14.840 --> 01:14:19.560
happy for Wednesday. Thanks for coming. Oh yeah. Glad to be here. I you know, I

01:14:19.560 --> 01:14:28.440
promise I wouldn't miss one to be a good friend. Thank you. Yeah. What's up? Oh,

01:14:28.440 --> 01:14:34.080
your Wednesday? Um, you know, so far I've just been talking with my client, just

01:14:34.080 --> 01:14:41.360
trying to make sure he feels good about today. Yeah. Oh, wait, I have a cold. Hi,

01:14:41.360 --> 01:14:47.040
Patricia. Okay. Yeah, I'm working right now. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna win this case. Don't worry,

01:14:47.040 --> 01:14:53.760
Patricia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my secretary. Sorry. You have a secretary now to call. Yeah.

01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:59.120
Wow. Wait, that's actually kind of cool. And now I want one. What's up, Patricia?

01:14:59.760 --> 01:15:04.240
Yes. Yes. I want a sandwich, Patricia. Yes. And quickly, Patricia. Thank you.

01:15:04.240 --> 01:15:16.120
you. Okay. So, um, you're gonna lose the case. You know, I don't think you understand. Um,

01:15:16.120 --> 01:15:27.480
you your case is hopeless. Your client is a fucking but angel like an angel. It's the

01:15:27.480 --> 01:15:35.560
devil no no no really it's innocent and she needs to be hot because two ways so

01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:41.960
bad person no he did yeah castle why would love to hear what what it's about

01:15:41.960 --> 01:15:48.000
you how can you defend a monster man I don't know I don't know what he did what

01:15:48.000 --> 01:15:53.640
what did he do he put the castle of a long reason the sky

01:15:53.640 --> 01:15:58.520
He moved the castle, he did a lot of things bad, man.

01:15:58.520 --> 01:16:01.760
Okay, listen, we'll argue this all in the courtroom.

01:16:01.760 --> 01:16:04.880
So I'm not gonna waste my time, but just know,

01:16:04.880 --> 01:16:09.880
Tubbo is a sweet little angel that barks like a little dog.

01:16:12.520 --> 01:16:14.080
Yeah, he's a very good man.

01:16:14.080 --> 01:16:15.520
Yeah, you remember meeting him.

01:16:15.520 --> 01:16:17.080
He's gonna lose, he's gonna lose.

01:16:17.080 --> 01:16:20.680
No, no, I'm telling you, he's innocent.

01:16:20.680 --> 01:16:22.880
No, no, and it's gonna look bad on your resume,

01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:25.720
and no one's ever gonna hire you as a lawyer again.

01:16:25.720 --> 01:16:28.160
It's gonna be really embarrassing.

01:16:28.160 --> 01:16:30.400
Have you even prepared for this case at all?

01:16:32.320 --> 01:16:34.920
Oh, me too, I have a lot of preparation.

01:16:34.920 --> 01:16:37.600
Oh, okay, so you have like evidence,

01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:41.240
you probably have like a book with a bunch of information.

01:16:41.240 --> 01:16:42.960
Oh yeah, I have this.

01:16:42.960 --> 01:16:45.960
You probably have like photos and stuff.

01:16:45.960 --> 01:16:49.360
Oh, I have photos too, yeah, I'm so ready.

01:16:49.360 --> 01:16:52.240
Why you don't go to fuck yourself?

01:16:52.240 --> 01:16:54.840
Wow, wow, okay.

01:16:54.840 --> 01:16:59.360
I just thought we could keep this very peaceful.

01:16:59.360 --> 01:17:03.520
Like we're still coworkers, we're still friends.

01:17:05.880 --> 01:17:09.060
If you won the case, I don't gonna be more your friend.

01:17:10.120 --> 01:17:12.240
Okay, fine by me.

01:17:12.240 --> 01:17:17.240
Yeah, and if I win the case, okay, I get to have Patricia.

01:17:19.780 --> 01:17:21.600
Oh no, but you were with me.

01:17:21.600 --> 01:17:24.340
Not not she doesn't work with losers

01:17:29.280 --> 01:17:31.780
You can't just threaten to kill your secretary

01:17:34.500 --> 01:17:40.820
No, she hates you I can tell sorry for saying that I can't kill you sorry. I love you

01:17:40.820 --> 01:17:46.040
But but not with this like a worker Patricia. Okay. Sorry

01:17:46.040 --> 01:17:54.560
I don't know I you know, I feel like I need one of these in my office

01:17:55.360 --> 01:17:59.960
No, you don't need this. No, I think it'd be good. Shut up. No, I don't know

01:17:59.960 --> 01:18:03.280
No, I think it would be helpful. You know if I have important meetings like this

01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:08.100
I'm not a copy. Yeah. Oh

01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:14.960
You're the only one. I'm so cool and you do not know. No, Tessie. I don't I don't want to be you

01:18:14.960 --> 01:18:23.400
Okay, I just want this you want me to admire me too much. No, the only thing I'm jealous of is your glasses. Oh

01:18:25.160 --> 01:18:29.540
And why you don't have glasses? Ah, I have perfect vision

01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:36.540
Actually, I love your suede is so cool. Thank you. Thank you. I'm feeling very lawyer like right now. Yeah

01:18:41.720 --> 01:18:44.240
No, no, you cannot copy my suit

01:18:44.960 --> 01:18:51.280
I'm not copy that's it not copy um i'm gonna get a headband oh yeah

01:18:52.320 --> 01:18:59.120
patricia i want to be a shark and a monster too okay uh patricia patricia not a monster

01:18:59.120 --> 01:19:05.360
not a monster so patricia patricia i'm dry in fact i was i was i was it tells

01:19:05.360 --> 01:19:07.760
Okay, maybe I will I can't meet but she's a

01:19:26.560 --> 01:19:29.500
Don't know where the new waist out is wait, I probably ask

01:19:35.360 --> 01:19:42.700
I'm going to put it like this, this would be a vegetable.

01:19:42.700 --> 01:19:43.700
Knock, knock, knock!

01:19:43.700 --> 01:19:44.700
Oh my god.

01:19:44.700 --> 01:19:45.700
Yes?

01:19:45.700 --> 01:19:46.700
Can I come in?

01:19:46.700 --> 01:19:47.700
Yeah.

01:19:47.700 --> 01:19:48.700
Fuck you!

01:19:48.700 --> 01:19:49.700
You said I could!

01:19:49.700 --> 01:19:58.700
I don't, oh the other one fell, we can grab it in a sec, you said I could!

01:19:58.700 --> 01:19:59.700
What?

01:19:59.700 --> 01:20:04.180
Where's the new waste stone?

01:20:04.180 --> 01:20:06.180
a reporter

01:20:06.820 --> 01:20:08.320
I saw

01:20:08.320 --> 01:20:10.700
Right here being so oh

01:20:12.340 --> 01:20:14.340
Oh here. Oh

01:20:14.340 --> 01:20:16.340
Okay, there it is. Yeah. Oh

01:20:17.780 --> 01:20:22.980
Okay, well, I have important lawyer stuff to do so I've got a I've got to go do that. Yeah. No you don't

01:20:22.980 --> 01:20:30.020
No, I'm gonna save the world from Aladisa and her evil lawyer. I'm gonna go right now

01:20:34.180 --> 01:20:41.180
I'm not too bold!

01:20:41.180 --> 01:20:46.180
Get in the pantheon!

01:20:46.180 --> 01:20:52.180
Okay, everyone was in the train when it hit land!

01:20:52.180 --> 01:20:57.180
His voice is in the recording!

01:20:57.180 --> 01:21:04.180
Okay everyone was in the train when it hit and his voice is in the recording.

01:21:04.180 --> 01:21:05.180
What?

01:21:05.180 --> 01:21:07.180
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

01:21:07.180 --> 01:21:09.180
You're a murderer.

01:21:09.180 --> 01:21:11.180
I'm not the murderer.

01:21:11.180 --> 01:21:12.180
You're the killer.

01:21:12.180 --> 01:21:13.180
No, I wasn't driving.

01:21:13.180 --> 01:21:14.180
Listen, listen.

01:21:14.180 --> 01:21:16.180
Wait, wait, everyone, give him money.

01:21:16.180 --> 01:21:17.180
Quick.

01:21:17.180 --> 01:21:18.180
I need money.

01:21:18.180 --> 01:21:20.180
Quick, give him money.

01:21:20.180 --> 01:21:21.180
Okay.

01:21:21.180 --> 01:21:22.180
Okay.

01:21:22.180 --> 01:21:23.180
Okay, now he can't spread your secrets.

01:21:23.180 --> 01:21:25.180
Now it is lawyer secrets.

01:21:25.180 --> 01:21:26.180
Okay.

01:21:26.180 --> 01:21:32.020
Okay, okay, what happened listen full story full story full story. Okay, okay I

01:21:33.920 --> 01:21:37.940
Took the train from police station and drive it

01:21:40.200 --> 01:21:42.200
What is this what is the sound?

01:21:43.940 --> 01:21:49.940
And I took the train and I just for fun drove it to the regime. Okay one day

01:21:56.180 --> 01:21:58.180
I

01:22:02.780 --> 01:22:09.060
You keep saying okay, okay, I'm relaxing I'm relaxing. Okay, okay

01:22:10.900 --> 01:22:16.300
So so so so oh my fucking god. Yeah, okay, so I drove the train and

01:22:17.820 --> 01:22:20.980
Whispered me where the fuck is the train and I said oh

01:22:20.980 --> 01:22:24.380
Oh, it's actually in the regime now.

01:22:24.380 --> 01:22:26.740
Oh, I thought I can drive it.

01:22:26.740 --> 01:22:31.900
And he teleported at this time, the train, me and Graf.

01:22:31.900 --> 01:22:34.580
We are at the regime station, right?

01:22:34.580 --> 01:22:36.900
And we have that right.

01:22:36.900 --> 01:22:38.940
This is my fucking train.

01:22:38.940 --> 01:22:41.740
And I need you back on the police station.

01:22:41.740 --> 01:22:45.460
And he, and he, Graf.

01:22:45.460 --> 01:22:46.580
Hi.

01:22:46.580 --> 01:22:47.180
Hi.

01:22:47.180 --> 01:22:50.620
We're discussing now.

01:22:50.620 --> 01:23:02.340
English. Uh, Taba? Yes. I just, oh, um, everyone, you need to give any item to foolish. He already

01:23:02.340 --> 01:23:08.140
has. He already has. He already did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Have you given any item at all?

01:23:08.140 --> 01:23:14.380
Any item? I gave him one X people. Okay. Yeah. There we go. We are now all under

01:23:14.380 --> 01:23:21.980
of uh i i am 90 percent sure prisaya is going to be on the jury because she is

01:23:21.980 --> 01:23:25.420
completely neutral okay uh i've just brought you

01:23:25.420 --> 01:23:30.060
she wants for us they don't know that i've just brought

01:23:30.060 --> 01:23:34.620
35 emeralds so she can put in your favor okay perfect yeah

01:23:34.620 --> 01:23:37.980
well if that comes out then we're screwed okay it's not gonna come out

01:23:37.980 --> 01:23:43.500
because we're all i'm getting a little confused on who murdered

01:23:43.500 --> 01:23:45.500
We haven't done anything wrong!

01:23:45.500 --> 01:23:47.500
That doesn't matter.

01:23:47.500 --> 01:23:49.500
You're right.

01:23:49.500 --> 01:23:51.500
It doesn't matter.

01:23:51.500 --> 01:23:53.500
The higher north is going to be voting according to our investor.

01:23:53.500 --> 01:23:55.500
Hmm.

01:23:55.500 --> 01:23:57.500
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:57.500 --> 01:23:59.500
What do you need?

01:24:03.500 --> 01:24:05.500
I don't know.

01:24:05.500 --> 01:24:07.500
What?

01:24:07.500 --> 01:24:09.500
More strong call, Bob.

01:24:09.500 --> 01:24:11.500
I'm down to wait!

01:24:11.500 --> 01:24:18.120
I'm down in the moods. You're down in the moods. What does that mean? Wait wait lawyer wait?

01:24:18.980 --> 01:24:21.780
Liar throw me a bow and your stone what?

01:24:22.700 --> 01:24:30.060
Trust me. Okay. Okay. Wait my my boy. What's that good guys? And I said one second wait. It's your best friend

01:24:31.100 --> 01:24:33.100
She's on oh

01:24:33.820 --> 01:24:35.820
Hey

01:24:35.820 --> 01:24:40.200
Get in lawyer. Uh where are we going. What Trust me lawyer trust me?

01:24:46.580 --> 01:24:51.380
This is awkward what what are we doing here?

01:24:55.300 --> 01:24:59.580
Okay, trust me there's something else going on everyone doesn't want to talk in front of those other guys

01:24:59.580 --> 01:25:05.200
Oh, there's more there's more to this. There's more. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness

01:25:05.820 --> 01:25:12.820
Okay wait guys let's run outside come this way come this way. I need to know as a lawyer what the hell is going on.

01:25:12.820 --> 01:25:13.820
It's important.

01:25:13.820 --> 01:25:14.820
Okay.

01:25:14.820 --> 01:25:15.820
Okay.

01:25:16.820 --> 01:25:17.820
Why?

01:25:17.820 --> 01:25:21.820
Why is it with every single person I talk with there's more to this?

01:25:22.820 --> 01:25:26.820
No, no, no it's actually pretty simple story but we don't need a witness.

01:25:26.820 --> 01:25:28.820
Me, the only witness is for my ego much.

01:25:28.820 --> 01:25:29.820
Okay.

01:25:29.820 --> 01:25:30.820
Okay.

01:25:30.820 --> 01:25:31.820
Okay.

01:25:31.820 --> 01:25:32.820
We're going.

01:25:32.820 --> 01:25:33.820
We're going.

01:25:33.820 --> 01:25:34.820
Okay.

01:25:34.820 --> 01:25:36.820
Guys guys guys guys guys come here. What what?

01:25:37.220 --> 01:25:40.100
Calabro to turn around it's how about you to stop?

01:25:41.340 --> 01:25:43.260
Huh wait?

01:25:43.260 --> 01:25:48.060
Huh, oh wait wait wait. Oh, this is a good bit of cake. Okay, everyone in here

01:25:52.300 --> 01:25:56.060
Yeah, yeah closing closing closing we need a torch. Maybe it's really dark

01:25:57.060 --> 01:25:58.460
okay

01:25:58.460 --> 01:26:03.780
Listen listen listen. I didn't want to speak next to graph because I can throw him under the bus

01:26:03.780 --> 01:26:14.820
you know so okay okay listen listen listen full story I took the train single-handedly

01:26:14.820 --> 01:26:21.940
from Polish station to regime Alondrisa not on drugs no problem no casualties then Graf

01:26:22.820 --> 01:26:28.340
appeared on the regime and said this is my fucking train put him away on the place I said okay

01:26:28.340 --> 01:26:36.500
Well if you need a train just move the train. He entered the train entered the driver's seat, you know and said

01:26:37.340 --> 01:26:43.060
Don't touch my train and from now on he's completely dead silent. Okay, that's silent

01:26:43.060 --> 01:26:48.760
Okay, so I entered the train for fun because I needed to be on the Polish came anyway, and I start I

01:26:49.760 --> 01:26:51.760
Took the microphone and said

01:26:51.760 --> 01:26:55.760
Welcome to the Polish Airlines. Today we are driving to Polish Cave.

01:26:55.760 --> 01:27:00.160
And I was talking all the time on the entire road.

01:27:00.160 --> 01:27:00.660
Yeah.

01:27:00.660 --> 01:27:04.760
Then Alon Grisza was on the tracks and I said,

01:27:04.760 --> 01:27:07.760
Get the fuck out of the road otherwise you will be dead.

01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:10.760
Next station, Starahowice.

01:27:10.760 --> 01:27:15.760
So she got run over and everyone heard my voice.

01:27:15.760 --> 01:27:19.760
So they know that I was in the train.

01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:24.020
Oh no! I'm like, now and now and now!

01:27:24.020 --> 01:27:25.520
Loyal looking!

01:27:25.520 --> 01:27:34.520
Now, now, now, I can tell them who was driving the train because I am an eyewitness.

01:27:34.520 --> 01:27:38.020
I was in the train, everyone knows that.

01:27:38.020 --> 01:27:40.520
But we didn't do anything wrong!

01:27:40.520 --> 01:27:46.260
I don't think, basically, what's gonna happen is, they are gonna ask everyone,

01:27:46.260 --> 01:27:52.300
Where you on the train because we heard you and I say yes, I was in the train. Okay, where you driving?

01:27:52.300 --> 01:27:54.300
No, I'm driving the train

01:27:54.380 --> 01:27:58.260
Okay, who was driving the train and then what do I do?

01:27:58.260 --> 01:28:01.180
Do I sell grass wait, but that's my client

01:28:02.580 --> 01:28:06.540
And he's my time why do I freak clients that all sound kind of guilty?

01:28:11.140 --> 01:28:14.700
Okay, you did you did guys guys everything's gonna be fine

01:28:14.700 --> 01:28:16.700
Okay, even though you all

01:28:35.740 --> 01:28:39.920
Listen, yeah everyone is actually good

01:28:39.920 --> 01:28:46.920
Everyone warned her to get out the track and she didn't move.

01:28:46.920 --> 01:28:48.920
What? You didn't? You lied?

01:28:48.920 --> 01:28:49.920
You lied!

01:28:49.920 --> 01:28:55.920
Everyone, if I present that in court and then it's a lie, do you see what I'm saying?

01:28:55.920 --> 01:28:57.920
You're going in the line, boyhole!

01:28:57.920 --> 01:28:59.920
You're going in the line!

01:28:59.920 --> 01:29:01.920
Stay in there! Stay in there!

01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:03.920
Okay, listen.

01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:06.920
Were you actually on the train?

01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:12.600
now that i remember i said in the lines of next station starahomice

01:29:13.400 --> 01:29:15.880
and right now we are just fucking running over

01:29:15.880 --> 01:29:19.800
and they're on the tracks but we don't fucking care we just move forward

01:29:19.800 --> 01:29:20.680
so i was that way

01:29:20.680 --> 01:29:24.440
damn it damn it damn it what did she hear that

01:29:25.160 --> 01:29:32.840
but is it my fault that they are on the train on the rails guys no this is worse

01:29:32.840 --> 01:29:34.840
Okay

01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:36.880
Okay

01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:43.000
Listen look into my eyes look into my eyes both of you both of you right now. Okay lock it what I eat

01:29:43.000 --> 01:29:45.000
Yeah, what I eat okay you

01:29:45.800 --> 01:29:53.680
Are all I'm the right one little innocent angels that were wrongly accused I can cry on demand

01:29:53.680 --> 01:29:59.320
I can't perfect cry. I can't all right. Listen. I will cry. Okay today

01:29:59.320 --> 01:30:06.560
I actually tears in my eyes, you know, okay, I literally calm I'm gonna tell you a little lawyer secret

01:30:06.560 --> 01:30:10.000
Okay, the truth doesn't matter

01:30:11.400 --> 01:30:13.760
What yeah, yeah, yeah

01:30:14.600 --> 01:30:18.720
No, sorry matters. That's all that matters. Okay, okay

01:30:18.720 --> 01:30:23.880
No, but no, but the story and the truth does that because the truth is we did nothing wrong

01:30:23.880 --> 01:30:28.800
Well, there's some things I'm hearing that don't sound perfectly great, but

01:30:30.560 --> 01:30:35.440
Tabu exactly you didn't do anything that's all the matters and everyone didn't do anything

01:30:35.800 --> 01:30:39.940
Graph didn't do anything. I agree. No, you're not hearing me

01:30:40.940 --> 01:30:46.080
Listen, listen the only thing that matters. I will I will present you the story that we represent, okay?

01:30:46.080 --> 01:30:51.080
Okay, who are we throwing under the bus? This is the clue story, okay?

01:30:51.080 --> 01:30:57.080
I wanted to discuss with you guys because wait wait wait wait wait wait because if for example

01:30:57.520 --> 01:31:01.600
If I will tell it tell them that the person who ran over

01:31:02.400 --> 01:31:07.020
Alondrissa and who the person who was driving the train was actually KTB for example, okay?

01:31:07.020 --> 01:31:09.020
You're gonna play KTB?

01:31:09.020 --> 01:31:11.020
And tell the story for example

01:31:11.180 --> 01:31:17.920
Okay, yeah, I will tell you about Tuba will say actually guys we have a camera in the regime

01:31:17.920 --> 01:31:24.600
And well on the camera we can see that graph is driving the train now the story is incomplete

01:31:24.600 --> 01:31:26.600
Now the story is fake right?

01:31:26.600 --> 01:31:29.320
So one who must lie so we need to

01:31:30.160 --> 01:31:36.080
Complete a full story. Who are we throwing under the bus? We will sell the story. I will cry

01:31:36.080 --> 01:31:40.200
I will yeah crying and say to boy is the nicest person ever

01:31:40.480 --> 01:31:44.440
But who was driving today because they will ask okay, okay?

01:31:44.440 --> 01:31:49.740
Why don't we just tell you we don't know who is driving the train and wait for them to accuse someone and then we can be like no

01:31:49.740 --> 01:31:51.740
But we know who drove the train

01:31:51.740 --> 01:31:53.740
But we don't have to say

01:31:53.740 --> 01:31:56.740
Oh so now the truth does matter

01:31:56.740 --> 01:31:59.740
No no no we're just not saying the truth yet

01:31:59.740 --> 01:32:01.740
Don't panic, don't panic

01:32:01.740 --> 01:32:08.740
They will say everyone, Tubbo was driving the train and Tubbo will say no I wasn't

01:32:08.740 --> 01:32:10.740
Then they say okay

01:32:10.740 --> 01:32:12.740
Wait, did they say that?

01:32:12.740 --> 01:32:19.740
Okay, and they will say okay well we heard an ebron voice so everyone was driving the train and I will say no guys

01:32:19.740 --> 01:32:21.740
I was just saying next station

01:32:22.740 --> 01:32:28.300
And yeah, I will say okay, okay, so if you were in the train who was driving it

01:32:28.300 --> 01:32:32.140
And if I will say well, I don't fucking know who was driving it perfect

01:32:32.140 --> 01:32:36.420
Then they will say okay, so turbo was driving it because it's his train. Oh

01:32:36.420 --> 01:32:42.820
oh no but I can say but then I can say I wasn't driving the train because I was

01:32:42.820 --> 01:32:47.420
asleep you know that's gonna sound like you were asleep at the wheel don't say

01:32:47.420 --> 01:32:53.020
that no I was asleep in my bed listen listen see that's why foolish is a great

01:32:53.020 --> 01:32:56.940
lawyer yeah if you will say you were sleeping they will catch your words and

01:32:56.940 --> 01:33:02.380
they will say you're sleeping under the train yeah no we need to point fingers

01:33:02.380 --> 01:33:09.580
okay aggressively we need so the story needs needs to be following i am in love

01:33:09.580 --> 01:33:15.420
with ash swag and i want to visit my boyfriend this is the yes yes this is good

01:33:15.420 --> 01:33:23.100
this is good okay i wanted to visit my boyfriend ash swag in the regime apparently

01:33:23.100 --> 01:33:30.060
tubo told me that the ash swag is not here but he was looking at me in the polish

01:33:30.060 --> 01:33:38.540
cave so yeah i decided to take the train i entered the train and i saw x person i don't know who

01:33:39.100 --> 01:33:45.660
that was driving the train so i asked him okay where is this train going and he said well actually

01:33:45.660 --> 01:33:51.260
this train is going to the polish cave and i said okay i'm gonna take the microphone hello everyone

01:33:51.260 --> 01:33:57.820
this is ash swag boyfriend and today we are driving to polish cave to meet with him so the story

01:33:57.820 --> 01:34:01.100
so everyone will ask wait what but what if they remember what you said

01:34:02.780 --> 01:34:08.780
so we will make a false story that everyone will remember no one will give a f*** about

01:34:08.780 --> 01:34:13.340
Alondrista dying here because everyone will think wait what the f*** he just

01:34:13.340 --> 01:34:14.620
Ashwag is gay?

01:34:16.380 --> 01:34:17.260
that's what they'll think

01:34:18.060 --> 01:34:22.860
yeah that's what they think so if we call it in Poland a feraz ostensia like the

01:34:23.420 --> 01:34:27.180
the second story that will be even bigger than the third story you know

01:34:27.180 --> 01:34:33.780
So this is this is a but but guys we need to we need to have a clue who was

01:34:33.780 --> 01:34:40.700
driving do I say graph or what no I'm sorry

01:34:40.700 --> 01:34:47.700
in this story I'm waiting for his boyfriend bro wait but our supreme leader can't be gay

01:34:47.700 --> 01:34:55.100
what okay it's true though okay what is that ever been a gay supreme leader

01:34:55.100 --> 01:34:56.620
I told you!

01:34:56.620 --> 01:34:58.940
What? Wait, listen to me!

01:34:58.940 --> 01:35:02.140
They won Gay Supreme Leader right now!

01:35:02.140 --> 01:35:05.340
Why is that the purpose? I can't be bumped so long!

01:35:05.340 --> 01:35:08.460
Now say it's not possible! It's never happened!

01:35:08.460 --> 01:35:12.540
Okay. Listen, listen, what Fuli said, the truth doesn't matter.

01:35:12.540 --> 01:35:14.780
The truth doesn't matter. The story matters.

01:35:14.780 --> 01:35:19.900
So, I need to tell the story that everyone will be like,

01:35:19.900 --> 01:35:22.460
what the fuck did he just say, you know?

01:35:22.460 --> 01:35:27.500
And the Alondrissa case will be even forgotten about it, because like, wait,

01:35:27.500 --> 01:35:31.180
everyone was actually driving to his boyfriend and his boyfriend is a

01:35:31.180 --> 01:35:35.180
regime leader, supreme leader, what the fuck?

01:35:35.180 --> 01:35:39.980
And they will say, what, by the way, by the way, I might know who the judge is.

01:35:39.980 --> 01:35:47.020
Oh, okay. Yeah. Come here, guys. Who? Who? Yeah. The judge might be a quackity.

01:35:47.020 --> 01:35:50.220
Oh, oh, I think we need to go now.

01:35:50.220 --> 01:35:56.700
and and and and if you hear about this story you'll be delighted you know you might oh my fucking god

01:35:56.700 --> 01:36:02.780
let's fucking know it's but there's still a jury we have to convince the jury too but then to both

01:36:03.420 --> 01:36:09.820
yeah this is the moment where you take over you actually cry and admit that he is gay

01:36:10.940 --> 01:36:19.660
i'm sorry because then when i will tell you when i will tell them i i'm going to visit my

01:36:19.660 --> 01:36:24.220
boyfriend they will say on the on the the the viewers on the on the court will

01:36:24.220 --> 01:36:27.900
say the audience not the viewers the audience they will say what the fuck he's

01:36:27.900 --> 01:36:34.300
not gay and then you need to stand up cry and say okay guys yes that's true I

01:36:34.300 --> 01:36:38.220
hear he's actually gay and wasn't there everyone wasn't driving

01:36:38.220 --> 01:36:44.420
graph run and Andrisa over the case is closed so no no way I can't work

01:36:44.420 --> 01:36:46.700
Crap, I'm the boss. He's my client, too.

01:36:46.700 --> 01:36:48.500
Grab, so who are we putting under the bus?

01:36:48.500 --> 01:36:50.460
Okay, to be clear, so who are we driving?

01:36:50.460 --> 01:36:52.420
Was there anyone else on that train?

01:36:54.100 --> 01:36:54.620
Yes.

01:36:54.620 --> 01:36:56.060
It was Aldo!

01:36:56.340 --> 01:36:57.060
Hishan.

01:36:58.100 --> 01:36:59.820
Wait, Hishan was in the train.

01:36:59.820 --> 01:37:00.500
Was he?

01:37:00.500 --> 01:37:02.100
He didn't say a word.

01:37:02.100 --> 01:37:04.100
So we can just say he wasn't there.

01:37:05.460 --> 01:37:06.060
Okay, yeah.

01:37:06.060 --> 01:37:08.620
Hishan took the train also, but he was dead silent.

01:37:08.620 --> 01:37:09.140
Okay.

01:37:09.140 --> 01:37:11.020
So I can just say, where are you?

01:37:11.020 --> 01:37:11.940
Let's not bring him up,

01:37:11.940 --> 01:37:16.380
Cause then he's also gonna ask me to then repress. What the fuck is that? Are we in danger? Wait

01:37:16.380 --> 01:37:18.380
Oh

01:37:38.020 --> 01:37:40.020
You know everything you know everything

01:37:46.380 --> 01:37:49.180
Guys, listen, when you're all panicking,

01:37:49.180 --> 01:37:51.300
I will remain calm in the storm.

01:37:51.300 --> 01:37:53.180
Okay, okay, thank you, Loyal.

01:37:53.180 --> 01:37:57.300
See, look, we found a new happy rock to call home.

01:37:57.300 --> 01:37:58.140
Okay.

01:37:58.140 --> 01:38:01.340
And now all we gotta do is get our story straight

01:38:01.340 --> 01:38:04.900
and find the best person to pin this on.

01:38:04.900 --> 01:38:07.700
Or maybe another angle that we haven't been thinking about

01:38:07.700 --> 01:38:08.540
is what if we-

01:38:08.540 --> 01:38:10.700
Wait, Loyal, come on, we just tell the truth.

01:38:10.700 --> 01:38:13.500
No, no, just the truth sucks.

01:38:13.500 --> 01:38:18.260
Okay, so basically we can just say the truth, but then graph will be

01:38:19.140 --> 01:38:25.060
We'll have a huge problem right because I can tell the truth that no, but graph is bright the jury though

01:38:26.660 --> 01:38:32.340
Okay, okay, so basically guys, I love you guys. I love you. Are you really do okay? Yeah, okay?

01:38:33.060 --> 01:38:35.460
You are my brothers not in like a gateway

01:38:43.500 --> 01:38:45.500
Yeah

01:38:46.860 --> 01:38:49.860
Yeah, no, it's helpful and I

01:38:52.660 --> 01:38:55.540
Want us to have a complete story yeah

01:38:55.660 --> 01:39:01.060
Yeah, that that to work cannot say that Aldo run her over and then I will say that graph run her over

01:39:01.060 --> 01:39:05.840
Yeah, I never say both did it fully story right we need a full story

01:39:05.840 --> 01:39:08.660
So foolish our lawyer who are we throwing under the bus?

01:39:08.660 --> 01:39:11.420
I can sell I can say the truth that graph did it

01:39:11.420 --> 01:39:16.340
But then graph will have a problem, right? We can just say because listen

01:39:16.900 --> 01:39:18.900
graph knows

01:39:19.420 --> 01:39:23.620
That he ran over right yeah, I don't listen. Yeah, so yeah

01:39:23.620 --> 01:39:26.740
He can be prepared but the judge can be sold

01:39:27.060 --> 01:39:30.460
He can then the judge can deny the evidence

01:39:30.580 --> 01:39:37.020
But if we throw someone under the bus, they will have no time to prepare for the counter-attack

01:39:37.420 --> 01:39:39.420
You're right or

01:39:39.420 --> 01:39:44.300
Have we even once considered just trying to blame all Andresa? Maybe?

01:39:45.220 --> 01:39:49.580
Have we considered maybe like trying to show that the other guy's guilty?

01:39:51.340 --> 01:39:54.060
What if Dan TDM what?

01:39:54.860 --> 01:39:59.240
What if here we have Dan TDM here with the train? No, no people

01:40:00.240 --> 01:40:06.300
FaceTime him and get him to admit it. Okay. Wait, Tubbo. Do you have anywhere along the tracks that says like?

01:40:06.300 --> 01:40:09.440
Do not walk across tracks or anything like any safety sign

01:40:11.840 --> 01:40:13.840
No, what is the

01:40:15.000 --> 01:40:18.900
Otter run over Alondrissa a day actually

01:40:19.560 --> 01:40:25.240
Migrated from the island because they are afraid. Do you see? Yeah, and that's where Dan TDM is now

01:40:26.280 --> 01:40:30.680
Yep, okay. Um, so so we need the complete story. Okay. Yeah

01:40:30.680 --> 01:40:42.680
Yeah, police this is your call. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking so there is the right okay if we did go the route of saying graph did it I think graph is prepared for that.

01:40:42.680 --> 01:40:56.680
Okay, yeah. Now we just have to then prove graphs innocent. Okay, it's like, if you're the jury, and is is Alan Dressa. Okay, do you think it's her fault that she was on the tracks.

01:40:56.680 --> 01:41:04.300
Yeah, it's very hard to not see them. Yeah. Yeah, I like if you are standing on the rails

01:41:04.420 --> 01:41:11.480
Yeah, and you get over who who's this like yeah, don't stand on train tracks in real life. Yeah, exactly

01:41:12.200 --> 01:41:16.280
Exactly. Oh my gosh. What I've got it. Oh my god. Yeah

01:41:17.160 --> 01:41:19.160
We say it's an automatic train

01:41:19.480 --> 01:41:21.480
No, it runs on a schedule

01:41:22.360 --> 01:41:26.240
That seems both they will no no no you know why you know why because it does

01:41:28.840 --> 01:41:37.100
Why the train only drove once in this whole scenario because she's been destroying it ever since

01:41:42.360 --> 01:41:48.440
And she was on drugs and she was up why is she on drugs I supplied her oh

01:41:48.440 --> 01:41:54.880
Oh, okay. Oh my god. She was on the kelp. I mean she was on the kelp. I mean oh my god

01:41:54.880 --> 01:41:58.880
Yeah, wait foolish, but then you you can't testify as a lawyer. No

01:42:00.380 --> 01:42:05.720
If they will say that our lawyer is a drug dealer they will just

01:42:06.200 --> 01:42:08.200
Yeah, no no no I

01:42:09.000 --> 01:42:11.240
Will to say kelp I mean but it wasn't from me

01:42:12.200 --> 01:42:17.880
It was counterfeit. It was counterfeit. Look at this shit guys. I have a new outfit in my box

01:42:18.440 --> 01:42:26.000
Oh wait a second. Yeah, well he's gonna get us fucks bro. He's gonna fuck us up. No, no listen

01:42:26.000 --> 01:42:29.400
It's my job. Oh everyone is gonna be innocent. Oh

01:42:30.640 --> 01:42:33.280
Wait, this is such a strange look for him by

01:42:36.680 --> 01:42:39.000
Have you always been an elf I

01:42:40.720 --> 01:42:43.040
Have just really long ears, you know, oh

01:42:43.040 --> 01:42:50.260
Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. Nice suit though. Now you don't look like a murder anymore

01:42:50.800 --> 01:42:52.800
Yeah, yeah

01:42:53.120 --> 01:42:55.600
You look well, don't say that. No, no

01:42:57.680 --> 01:42:59.680
You are not a conductor I

01:43:00.200 --> 01:43:04.720
Will tell the truth what to go run her over. No, that's not even the truth

01:43:04.720 --> 01:43:10.640
No, wait, wait, wait, but if he says that I could say no the train was automatic and then no one gets blamed

01:43:10.640 --> 01:43:16.520
listen no you will get blamed because you know the automatic system yeah but

01:43:16.520 --> 01:43:21.800
she was stood on the rails like they will okay they will bounce it back and

01:43:21.800 --> 01:43:26.640
said where was the warning signs on the rails yeah you can't miss them you

01:43:26.640 --> 01:43:32.960
literally cannot miss the rails okay so why on the road there is this banners

01:43:32.960 --> 01:43:39.760
when the train is coming yeah well she's not driving a car is she

01:43:39.760 --> 01:43:48.160
there's no barriers for pedestrians okay wait were there any other witnesses there

01:43:48.160 --> 01:43:53.880
so you have the people on the train oh my god lawyer the pepino pepino pepino

01:43:53.880 --> 01:43:59.700
here he's dead now he's dead oh okay don't worry I know I took I took care of

01:43:59.700 --> 01:44:06.360
him is I took care of him he's missing now that's one less witness okay there's

01:44:06.360 --> 01:44:10.740
next to next to next to so everything oh yeah more people you remember that not

01:44:10.740 --> 01:44:17.840
gunpowder I sold to that not terrorist he needs to speak to me urgently I don't

01:44:17.840 --> 01:44:23.320
know oh the federation killed him and fired him he's gone he's gone now okay

01:44:23.320 --> 01:44:28.800
they do that don't get attached don't get attached no it doesn't happen

01:44:28.800 --> 01:44:35.580
knows in a better place now how he's in a better ratio yeah wait to do have a suit

01:44:35.580 --> 01:44:41.560
for the no let me let me look like a murderer oh my god stop saying I look

01:44:41.560 --> 01:44:45.680
like a model I'm just trying to tell you as your lawyer it's concerning you see

01:44:45.680 --> 01:44:50.960
even even foolish yeah occasion just for success

01:44:50.960 --> 01:45:05.420
I'm gonna try to change my skin. Okay, it might not work, but let me try I haven't done my UK age verification

01:45:05.420 --> 01:45:07.420
So it might not let me change it what?

01:45:07.980 --> 01:45:10.220
Yeah, don't worry with we're just fucked over here

01:45:11.860 --> 01:45:13.860
Okay, okay, or

01:45:13.860 --> 01:45:22.060
We could uh, okay, wait, do I say what then I mean the okay graph was driving the train, okay?

01:45:23.140 --> 01:45:29.660
But I'm a graph will be prepared. Okay. We're ready for it one sec. Oh nice. He'll be ready. Okay. Don't even worry about it

01:45:29.660 --> 01:45:35.460
Okay, I will tell the two bones. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's my client. What do you mean fuck my client?

01:45:35.460 --> 01:45:40.580
You're my client too. Okay, okay, okay? Okay, let's say if he goes down you know go down

01:45:41.140 --> 01:45:43.140
Well, you know, oh

01:45:43.860 --> 01:45:50.260
Wait, it's not no it's better. Wait, it's a skinny suit. It's a skinny suit one sec. Oh, I see

01:45:52.460 --> 01:45:54.460
No, I think it

01:45:54.980 --> 01:45:58.980
Why are you just don't laugh at me? Oh, you have my weird little sleeves

01:46:01.140 --> 01:46:05.900
Yeah, no, no, but you cry in court though crying court though

01:46:07.100 --> 01:46:09.100
You everyone cry

01:46:09.100 --> 01:46:16.340
Okay, mention how you're an orphan your parents disowned you all your siblings died in a fire

01:46:18.500 --> 01:46:21.820
You know I'm saying actually died in the fire actually

01:46:22.340 --> 01:46:27.520
Yeah, I make so much sense. Wait, that's the wrong he mode. That's the wrong he mode

01:46:30.740 --> 01:46:35.740
It makes so much sense because you just didn't seem like you had that influence in your early years

01:46:35.740 --> 01:46:40.180
You see I'm parentless you do seem parentless. It's giving

01:46:42.820 --> 01:46:48.320
This will help this will help your case. Yeah, like it looks like you've had a really tough life

01:46:49.060 --> 01:46:51.300
You're giving orphan. It's giving

01:46:54.980 --> 01:46:57.360
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect yes

01:46:58.300 --> 01:47:04.920
Good and maybe mention your I think you as a defendant have to call me as a witness

01:47:04.920 --> 01:47:08.680
Oh, yeah true. Yeah lawyer write that down. Yeah

01:47:09.360 --> 01:47:11.360
Don't worry. You're already on my witness book

01:47:12.000 --> 01:47:17.480
Then you have to prove it with I mean, yeah, wait foolish. We should go back him on to the stands

01:47:17.480 --> 01:47:19.480
I see

01:47:20.080 --> 01:47:26.120
Remember to make me like on the week. Oh, you're already you already were believe it or not. Okay. Okay. Yeah

01:47:27.240 --> 01:47:29.440
Yeah, you're already here. I'm you're already on my way guys

01:47:29.440 --> 01:47:33.800
We got to go to the regime and talk to the terrorist the terrorist. Okay?

01:47:33.800 --> 01:47:36.160
Wait foolish. Oh wait. That's right. We're ready to get out

01:47:37.400 --> 01:47:40.840
Okay, to the regime to the regime. No, no, no, you got stone. Oh

01:47:41.520 --> 01:47:46.320
Wait, it's not working. How do I use this? It's just right hold right click hold okay. Got it. Yeah

01:47:47.040 --> 01:47:49.040
Is that where they're here? They at SIA?

01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:52.360
Okay

01:47:52.360 --> 01:47:57.220
No, no, it's gonna be okay. You're gonna get through you're gonna get through this wait. I think they're SIA

01:47:57.220 --> 01:47:59.220
Why does your head hurt?

01:48:00.380 --> 01:48:04.780
It's like ouch. It's a lot. It's a lot here. It's a lot going on

01:48:05.500 --> 01:48:07.940
Yeah, do you like my do you like my?

01:48:08.740 --> 01:48:11.900
Wait, there's no time. We need to talk to the service

01:48:13.420 --> 01:48:19.420
Headquarters SIA headquarters. That's where we need actually the guy. Oh, I don't have that. I don't have that wait

01:48:19.420 --> 01:48:24.540
I don't know where he is. I'll vote both of you. I come back stop stop foolish life chill

01:48:24.540 --> 01:48:29.980
Yeah, I'm getting the intel. He might not be there. He might need to come here. No, he just said I just asked a shot

01:48:29.980 --> 01:48:33.000
Oh, go go come down. Okay. Go lawyer. I'll come back

01:48:37.700 --> 01:48:39.700
Okay, okay

01:48:46.300 --> 01:48:52.420
Nice purple this is the horn all right, so I'm not gonna tell you much but I love you guys

01:48:54.540 --> 01:49:00.540
If you hear that at any time in the courtroom, use your own waste zone and keep it to the judge

01:49:00.540 --> 01:49:01.540
waste zone.

01:49:01.540 --> 01:49:02.540
You have that right?

01:49:02.540 --> 01:49:03.540
The judge waste zone?

01:49:03.540 --> 01:49:04.540
I don't have the judge right?

01:49:04.540 --> 01:49:06.780
It's the one outside the cold room.

01:49:06.780 --> 01:49:07.780
You need to get out of there.

01:49:07.780 --> 01:49:09.280
Like any waste zone is fine.

01:49:09.280 --> 01:49:10.280
Any waste zone is fine.

01:49:10.280 --> 01:49:11.280
Lawyer!

01:49:11.280 --> 01:49:13.780
You do, you run away, you do anything.

01:49:13.780 --> 01:49:14.780
Okay.

01:49:14.780 --> 01:49:15.780
How about, okay, say nothing more.

01:49:15.780 --> 01:49:16.780
I don't want to hear anything more.

01:49:16.780 --> 01:49:17.780
I don't want to hear anything more.

01:49:17.780 --> 01:49:18.780
No questions.

01:49:18.780 --> 01:49:19.780
No questions.

01:49:19.780 --> 01:49:20.780
No questions.

01:49:20.780 --> 01:49:21.780
No answers.

01:49:21.780 --> 01:49:22.780
No questions.

01:49:22.780 --> 01:49:23.780
No questions.

01:49:23.780 --> 01:49:33.820
I like horns. Yeah, we are weird. We just love homes. Yeah, okay wait lawyer like we come this way. Yeah. Yeah

01:49:36.900 --> 01:49:38.900
lawyer

01:49:39.100 --> 01:49:44.060
Yeah, I kind of thought the more people we talked to like that easier it would get but more

01:49:48.060 --> 01:49:51.100
Single but like you know the truth, right?

01:49:51.100 --> 01:49:55.960
You're innocent. You know that I literally did nothing. I wasn't even there

01:49:55.960 --> 01:50:00.180
No, that's what according to every witness you weren't there. Okay

01:50:01.100 --> 01:50:03.100
Your train

01:50:03.900 --> 01:50:08.860
It's almost grass train really. No, it's mine. I'm the owner. Nope not anymore

01:50:09.540 --> 01:50:13.300
No, don't you dare take this from me. Okay, you're right. It's your baddie

01:50:14.100 --> 01:50:18.640
It is my bisexual baddie. Yeah, okay every game a white boy needs a bad

01:50:18.640 --> 01:50:23.640
I will probably word it as graphs present to you.

01:50:24.540 --> 01:50:25.740
Okay.

01:50:25.740 --> 01:50:26.580
Yeah.

01:50:26.580 --> 01:50:27.420
Yeah.

01:50:27.420 --> 01:50:29.420
Just to kind of get his name out there, you know?

01:50:31.040 --> 01:50:32.400
Okay.

01:50:32.400 --> 01:50:33.440
Okay.

01:50:33.440 --> 01:50:34.920
Yeah.

01:50:34.920 --> 01:50:35.760
Right.

01:50:35.760 --> 01:50:36.600
This is good.

01:50:36.600 --> 01:50:37.440
This is good.

01:50:37.440 --> 01:50:38.280
Here's what I'm saying.

01:50:38.280 --> 01:50:39.120
Walk with me.

01:50:39.120 --> 01:50:39.960
Let's go to the courthouse.

01:50:39.960 --> 01:50:40.800
Let's walk in the courthouse.

01:50:40.800 --> 01:50:43.000
I don't have whatever they're talking about.

01:50:43.000 --> 01:50:43.960
I can warp somewhere.

01:50:43.960 --> 01:50:44.800
I don't know what they're doing.

01:50:44.800 --> 01:50:46.600
Yeah, I'm saying, well, I'm saying we should maybe

01:50:46.600 --> 01:50:48.120
warp to our own location.

01:50:48.120 --> 01:50:52.240
maybe we set up a secret stone

01:50:52.240 --> 01:50:54.400
where's the court

01:50:54.400 --> 01:50:56.960
i don't know we're not we're not going the right way

01:50:56.960 --> 01:50:57.680
and you know

01:50:57.680 --> 01:50:58.600
and you lead me

01:50:58.600 --> 01:51:00.800
yet yet yet we need to get this way

01:51:00.800 --> 01:51:03.880
lawyer on computer no i don't know i didn't get yet i don't worry about it

01:51:03.880 --> 01:51:04.680
i mean

01:51:04.680 --> 01:51:06.360
it's gonna be okay keep going

01:51:06.360 --> 01:51:09.680
keep going

01:51:09.680 --> 01:51:10.720
okay here we go

01:51:10.720 --> 01:51:14.520
wait lawyer i don't have a purple tp stone i think it's in my storage

01:51:14.520 --> 01:51:16.400
uh...

01:51:16.400 --> 01:51:18.520
Maybe we can just make you one?

01:51:18.520 --> 01:51:22.360
Or maybe I can just, here, wait, let me see.

01:51:23.640 --> 01:51:26.960
Let me make a way, oh no, what's it called?

01:51:26.960 --> 01:51:28.640
It's called a wart.

01:51:28.640 --> 01:51:29.600
It's called a wart.

01:51:29.600 --> 01:51:32.340
No, stone, here, that's not good.

01:51:33.400 --> 01:51:34.240
Okay, here.

01:51:34.240 --> 01:51:36.080
You're gonna, is the regime in danger?

01:51:36.080 --> 01:51:37.040
Oh, thank you, lawyer.

01:51:37.040 --> 01:51:38.800
You can have my old one?

01:51:38.800 --> 01:51:40.640
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I don't need anything

01:51:40.640 --> 01:51:42.240
shiny on you.

01:51:42.240 --> 01:51:44.200
Oh, wait, it's this way, okay.

01:51:44.200 --> 01:51:45.560
Okay.

01:51:45.560 --> 01:51:46.560
What was your last question?

01:51:49.960 --> 01:51:51.460
It's gonna be okay, right?

01:51:51.460 --> 01:51:54.460
Oh, you are gonna be okay, Tubbo.

01:51:56.060 --> 01:51:57.860
Girl, who's gonna be okay?

01:51:57.860 --> 01:52:00.860
Yeah, I can promise you that much.

01:52:00.860 --> 01:52:03.260
Man, that's an intimidating core roof.

01:52:03.260 --> 01:52:05.160
They copied my build!

01:52:05.160 --> 01:52:08.460
No, no, no, this one has like a pointy roof.

01:52:08.460 --> 01:52:10.260
They copied my build!

01:52:10.260 --> 01:52:11.560
Okay.

01:52:11.560 --> 01:52:14.860
Also, yeah, Tubbo, new plan.

01:52:14.860 --> 01:52:15.360
Yeah.

01:52:15.360 --> 01:52:19.820
Whatever they have planned, OK, and this might sound crazy.

01:52:19.820 --> 01:52:23.660
I think it's best we actually stay in the courtroom.

01:52:23.660 --> 01:52:24.420
Oh, the jet.

01:52:24.420 --> 01:52:25.700
Wait, really?

01:52:25.700 --> 01:52:27.100
Well, like if we.

01:52:27.100 --> 01:52:27.860
Then we don't look in.

01:52:27.860 --> 01:52:28.660
Then we don't look in.

01:52:28.660 --> 01:52:33.500
If we TP away after a horn signal, it might, you know,

01:52:33.500 --> 01:52:36.140
I think it's better we go down with the ship.

01:52:36.140 --> 01:52:39.180
Honestly, lawyer, I'm so glad you said that.

01:52:39.180 --> 01:52:40.140
I'm on your side.

01:52:40.140 --> 01:52:42.420
Yeah, so if you hear the horn, stand strong.

01:52:42.420 --> 01:52:44.500
Don't go away.

01:52:44.500 --> 01:52:52.340
Look, maybe lawyer. What did I make us some turtle master potions and then? Oh, maybe we say that yeah, yeah

01:52:53.860 --> 01:52:55.180
Oh, man

01:52:55.180 --> 01:52:57.580
This is so this is it

01:52:58.860 --> 01:53:03.980
Pantheon look so ah no no use haven't decorated like you they said more time to decorate everywhere. Oh

01:53:04.660 --> 01:53:11.060
It's not fair. They get creative mode. Yeah. No, exactly there. They're cheater cheaters pants for cheaters

01:53:11.820 --> 01:53:13.820
So is this the judge waste?

01:53:14.500 --> 01:53:16.820
Yeah, I guess this was the judge's way, so now we got that.

01:53:16.820 --> 01:53:18.620
Look, sit with me, sit with me, lawyer.

01:53:18.620 --> 01:53:20.460
This is awesome.

01:53:20.460 --> 01:53:20.980
Yeah.

01:53:20.980 --> 01:53:28.860
So, look, this started with us, and I think it should end with us, you know?

01:53:28.860 --> 01:53:29.300
Yeah.

01:53:29.300 --> 01:53:31.900
I know that you're a lawyer for so many other people now.

01:53:31.900 --> 01:53:32.500
Yeah.

01:53:32.500 --> 01:53:35.260
But I want you to remember you're my lawyer first.

01:53:35.260 --> 01:53:36.500
You were, OK?

01:53:36.500 --> 01:53:38.940
Infobo on top.

01:53:38.940 --> 01:53:40.100
Infobo on top.

01:53:40.100 --> 01:53:43.140
And one day we will do the 1000 player event again.

01:53:43.140 --> 01:53:43.780
Yeah.

01:53:43.780 --> 01:53:44.340
Yeah.

01:53:44.340 --> 01:53:48.140
That'll happen not anytime soon. I'm seeing guys dream sometimes die

01:53:48.900 --> 01:53:55.660
Dream well, but they come back to life dreams of postpones dreams. Yeah guys sometimes you have to work along for your dreams

01:53:55.660 --> 01:53:57.260
They don't just happen overnight

01:53:57.260 --> 01:53:59.260
No

01:54:00.060 --> 01:54:07.420
Okay, so let's say I think with even the route we're going with no matter what you are gonna be off the hook

01:54:07.460 --> 01:54:11.380
Okay, I feel like I didn't do anything you're out of my street. Okay?

01:54:11.380 --> 01:54:18.540
It the only like the only problem, and I don't know how the judge will think is the fact it like happened

01:54:18.780 --> 01:54:25.860
With technically your train, but I'm my infrastructure, and I built that rail and also I moved her castle wall as well

01:54:26.140 --> 01:54:27.700
11 blocks

01:54:27.700 --> 01:54:30.420
Yeah, but you know, you know like it, but

01:54:32.020 --> 01:54:34.140
But can we refresh on the demands?

01:54:34.140 --> 01:54:39.820
um the demands okay yeah let me because this is the most important thing right

01:54:39.820 --> 01:54:44.940
not about proving your innocence the demands um well yeah that too

01:54:44.940 --> 01:54:50.220
tabo one of the demands is justice tabo wants to a victor from the castle and

01:54:50.220 --> 01:54:56.300
become the new owner tabo is pissed no no we scrapped that oh right because you

01:54:56.300 --> 01:55:03.180
don't want here maybe go back to the house maybe maybe um wait wait wait for

01:55:03.180 --> 01:55:06.300
Wait for me. I'm slow. Where do you want me to go? Let's go to the dragon

01:55:06.300 --> 01:55:09.620
Let's go to the kelp dragon, and then what yeah because the work got moved

01:55:10.580 --> 01:55:13.220
Wait, I think oh, what the hell happened to uh, uh

01:55:14.940 --> 01:55:16.940
Foolish, huh?

01:55:18.020 --> 01:55:24.020
You know who would have thought well, I guess I guess it stays, huh?

01:55:25.460 --> 01:55:27.460
Yeah, I

01:55:27.460 --> 01:55:34.380
I guess it stays okay. We'll worry about that another day here. We'll have a you finished

01:55:36.380 --> 01:55:38.740
Not exactly the inside, but yeah, it's um

01:55:39.860 --> 01:55:45.280
There's like parts of decor that I haven't been done on like the terrain, but yeah like this this far. It's pretty good

01:55:46.620 --> 01:55:48.620
Yeah, oh, yeah

01:55:48.900 --> 01:55:55.140
This is so cool. Thank you. Thank you. It's been a bit of a beast to work with

01:55:55.140 --> 01:56:01.580
Okay, well, let's head right to the to the office to the demands

01:56:03.860 --> 01:56:10.340
Yeah, I'm getting stressed bigger. It's when I get bigger when I get stressed. Oh, yeah, you don't want to get too too stressed now

01:56:11.220 --> 01:56:17.900
Yeah, wait, wait, why you've also terraformed this. Yeah, I've terraformed a lot of the land. I don't know the last time you've been here

01:56:18.540 --> 01:56:24.980
Wait, we're literally one million million years ago. Oh, yeah, if you um if you turn around in a second

01:56:25.140 --> 01:56:27.140
Oh, yeah

01:56:33.700 --> 01:56:39.860
Okay, listen, there's a group of them at the front door Alandrisa might be there. Okay, we're just gonna walk by okay

01:56:39.860 --> 01:56:41.860
If she's there, I'm just gonna go

01:56:43.140 --> 01:56:50.980
No, no, don't do dinosaur noises at her. Okay. Sorry. It's gonna. It's gonna talk. Yeah, I see my

01:56:50.980 --> 01:56:55.660
rough yeah I see that might be good that's like a good middle ground I think

01:56:55.660 --> 01:57:01.600
okay we're still working on like having an actual staircase to just know that yeah

01:57:01.600 --> 01:57:07.220
cuz right now it's a bit of a bit of a client it's like a downgrade until the

01:57:07.220 --> 01:57:14.020
upgrade you know you gotta you gotta look oh yeah let's just yeah yeah come

01:57:14.020 --> 01:57:14.860
on this way, yep.

01:57:29.780 --> 01:57:31.580
Lyle, what were they saying?

01:57:31.580 --> 01:57:34.900
Basically said that we're going to screw Tabba.

01:57:34.900 --> 01:57:35.740
No!

01:57:35.740 --> 01:57:39.860
Yeah, and all of the North is going to support Allendrisa.

01:57:39.860 --> 01:57:41.220
But what about you?

01:57:41.220 --> 01:57:43.460
No.

01:57:43.460 --> 01:57:44.820
But you're the NOOOO!

01:57:44.820 --> 01:57:47.220
But in that courtroom, I'm your lawyer.

01:57:48.220 --> 01:57:50.220
Okay, that's different foolish.

01:57:50.780 --> 01:57:51.280
Yeah.

01:57:52.020 --> 01:57:52.520
Yeah.

01:57:52.520 --> 01:57:55.780
What is retribution T and justice F?

01:57:55.780 --> 01:57:56.980
Oh, so...

01:57:57.480 --> 01:58:00.880
Uh, you wanted retribution, I want justice.

01:58:01.460 --> 01:58:02.580
Oh, okay.

01:58:04.180 --> 01:58:07.020
And then, uh, we're scrapping this, we're scrapping that.

01:58:07.020 --> 01:58:09.020
Yeah, okay, boom, gone.

01:58:09.020 --> 01:58:11.660
Ban, ban her from building with cobblestone, yes.

01:58:11.660 --> 01:58:12.160
Yeah.

01:58:12.160 --> 01:58:14.160
I forgot about that one.

01:58:14.160 --> 01:58:18.160
She has to change time zone so we can hang out.

01:58:18.160 --> 01:58:20.160
Asha gets another holiday paid.

01:58:20.160 --> 01:58:22.160
This is perfect.

01:58:22.160 --> 01:58:24.160
Wait, can we check your bedroom once?

01:58:24.160 --> 01:58:26.160
Oh, yeah, I forgot.

01:58:26.160 --> 01:58:28.160
There's like a whole other...

01:58:28.160 --> 01:58:30.160
Yeah, to your bedroom.

01:58:30.160 --> 01:58:32.160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:58:32.160 --> 01:58:34.160
Just second, I'm just...

01:58:34.160 --> 01:58:36.160
Okay, here we go.

01:58:38.160 --> 01:58:40.160
Okay.

01:58:40.160 --> 01:58:44.600
best friendship she goes to jail that I build for one week and three X power

01:58:44.600 --> 01:58:50.640
buns three is kind of pushing it no why don't we do two we could do that

01:58:50.640 --> 01:58:55.520
three barbons is pushing it because they come in twos you know boom what if we

01:58:55.520 --> 01:58:59.880
ask which should we ask wait did you set it back to three I did oh I don't know

01:58:59.880 --> 01:59:08.400
how I did that I'm also there is a lot about buns as well thank you okay wait

01:59:08.400 --> 01:59:15.720
do you think should we talk the next day oh should we wait what's this and he

01:59:15.720 --> 01:59:22.360
was a witness what's this oh this is Tina's room what why is Tina's room so

01:59:22.360 --> 01:59:27.080
much nicer than you I I've lawyer no I just spent more time the dragon I haven't

01:59:27.080 --> 01:59:32.600
like but she's also much better decorating than me I don't know how to decorate

01:59:32.600 --> 01:59:34.600
Wait, the dragon looks cool.

01:59:34.600 --> 01:59:36.600
Thank you.

01:59:36.600 --> 01:59:39.600
Oh my god, I can still see the ugly castle.

01:59:39.600 --> 01:59:41.600
Whoa! Yeah, there it is!

01:59:41.600 --> 01:59:42.600
From way down down.

01:59:42.600 --> 01:59:43.600
So bad.

01:59:43.600 --> 01:59:46.600
Some cobblestone UFO over there.

01:59:46.600 --> 01:59:49.600
Yeah, actually might be the ugliest build I've ever seen.

01:59:49.600 --> 01:59:53.600
You know, this world feels a lot smaller being able to see it all.

01:59:53.600 --> 01:59:55.600
And less and foolish.

01:59:55.600 --> 02:00:00.600
Everything the light touches is going to be yours if we win this case.

02:00:00.600 --> 02:00:02.600
it'll be yours as well and

02:00:03.480 --> 02:00:10.080
I will die will be mine as well as a co-signatory you can hop on that train and

02:00:10.600 --> 02:00:16.520
Go wherever the driver her again. Well. No. No, wait. Don't say that that is not a good

02:00:16.520 --> 02:00:20.040
You're literally saying that that's like the worst sentence. She's hard to hit me. She can't hit me

02:00:20.040 --> 02:00:25.280
She can't hit me. No, but some all takes is anyone you just gotta what it takes is anyone. Oh, no now

02:00:25.280 --> 02:00:29.400
She's gonna wonder. Oh, it's about it. Oh, oh God. Oh, no. Oh, oh, no

02:00:29.400 --> 02:00:33.080
Oh, okay. No, it's fine. We were just oh, she didn't even realize. Yeah

02:00:34.200 --> 02:00:39.160
She probably just using her probably assumed we were in my office because that would make more sense

02:00:42.360 --> 02:00:52.200
Whoa, what are you doing? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Okay. We just take it in it. Wow. Sorry. That's a sick outfit

02:00:52.880 --> 02:00:59.180
Just doing my orders, you know, just just what your orders what happened to your eyeball with that man that oh?

02:00:59.400 --> 02:01:01.400
What? Why are you saying that?

02:01:04.400 --> 02:01:06.400
Doesn't that mean shit and shit?

02:01:06.400 --> 02:01:07.400
Close.

02:01:09.400 --> 02:01:11.400
Why are you vowing while saying it?

02:01:11.400 --> 02:01:13.400
I don't fucking know, I don't know.

02:01:13.400 --> 02:01:17.400
Hey guys, you don't want to come inside, why are you on my balcony?

02:01:17.400 --> 02:01:19.400
We were setting the scene.

02:01:19.400 --> 02:01:21.400
Yeah, every big trial.

02:01:21.400 --> 02:01:23.400
Am I like ruining your scene?

02:01:23.400 --> 02:01:25.400
Please come step up, step in the middle.

02:01:25.400 --> 02:01:27.400
Step into the scene.

02:01:27.400 --> 02:01:28.400
Come join.

02:01:28.400 --> 02:01:32.000
Yeah. Tina, we're gonna win this case.

02:01:32.000 --> 02:01:33.000
We?

02:01:33.000 --> 02:01:36.000
Yeah. We are gonna win this case.

02:01:36.000 --> 02:01:37.000
Oh.

02:01:37.000 --> 02:01:40.000
Summer, what did you do exactly?

02:01:40.000 --> 02:01:43.000
Literally nothing. That's why this is crazy.

02:01:43.000 --> 02:01:44.000
Oh.

02:01:44.000 --> 02:01:45.500
He's innocent.

02:01:45.500 --> 02:01:46.500
Wait.

02:01:46.500 --> 02:01:48.000
I literally did nothing.

02:01:48.000 --> 02:01:49.000
He did nothing?

02:01:49.000 --> 02:01:53.000
I haven't even spoken to her once. I don't even know her.

02:01:53.000 --> 02:01:54.000
Wait, not even once?

02:01:54.000 --> 02:01:57.000
We haven't even exchanged a word.

02:01:57.000 --> 02:01:59.800
Wait that's actually kind of insane.

02:01:59.800 --> 02:02:01.800
She's doing me.

02:02:01.800 --> 02:02:05.800
Oh, I know.

02:02:05.800 --> 02:02:08.800
I just bombed the Dutch porch.

02:02:08.800 --> 02:02:09.800
What?

02:02:09.800 --> 02:02:10.800
What?

02:02:10.800 --> 02:02:11.800
What?

02:02:11.800 --> 02:02:12.800
What the Dutch ever do to you?

02:02:12.800 --> 02:02:14.800
Well, but then I fixed it so it's like it never happened.

02:02:14.800 --> 02:02:15.800
So, oh.

02:02:15.800 --> 02:02:16.800
I don't know.

02:02:16.800 --> 02:02:17.800
First bombed.

02:02:17.800 --> 02:02:18.800
Well, it makes me feel bad.

02:02:18.800 --> 02:02:20.800
I accidentally soaked gum powder to a terrorist.

02:02:20.800 --> 02:02:21.800
No, no, hey, Tumbo!

02:02:21.800 --> 02:02:22.800
Tumbo!

02:02:22.800 --> 02:02:23.800
Wait, no, I'm sorry.

02:02:23.800 --> 02:02:24.800
No, you didn't.

02:02:24.800 --> 02:02:25.800
No, you didn't.

02:02:25.800 --> 02:02:32.040
It's very stressed. He's very stressed today. He doesn't know what's happening. I don't even know what terror is

02:02:36.040 --> 02:02:38.040
No, nobody

02:02:38.680 --> 02:02:45.460
To be fair the only terrorist I know is the vibe terrorist Alonzi. Yeah, I tried

02:02:45.460 --> 02:02:55.200
Alondrisa. Alondrisa. Alondrisa. But why? Look, Tubbo. He ruined my vibe. The sun is rising and after this

02:02:55.200 --> 02:03:03.820
work day, everything the light touches will be yours. Wow. It's really cloudy in your house.

02:03:03.820 --> 02:03:10.620
Oh, I turned my clouds off. My clouds are also off. Yeah, we learned that clouds just don't

02:03:10.620 --> 02:03:16.560
work here yeah we're too high in the heavens you see yeah oh if you guys think

02:03:16.560 --> 02:03:23.840
you're so much better than a sea level creep we are oh I never did oh yeah no no

02:03:23.840 --> 02:03:29.520
that was northern foolish talking that wasn't lawyer oh but lawyer for a back

02:03:29.520 --> 02:03:33.480
and I did what about a you'd be seconded come on plus plus plus you know

02:03:33.480 --> 02:03:38.960
oh but oh yeah a little fun fact the titles changed a little bit so now oh

02:03:38.960 --> 02:03:45.200
Really I'm second in command plus plus but one basically invented a new title of

02:03:46.080 --> 02:03:48.080
second in command deluxe oh

02:03:49.440 --> 02:03:56.500
Deluxe is good. So I got a promotion, but it's basically just it doesn't really matter because a new rank was created order

02:03:59.080 --> 02:04:02.440
This is what you need to have a keeper cortisol levels low today

02:04:02.440 --> 02:04:05.920
I don't think I really understand

02:04:05.920 --> 02:04:10.920
You don't need to, just pay attention to what you're doing

02:04:10.920 --> 02:04:13.920
Is this like the cravicular thing?

02:04:13.920 --> 02:04:17.920
No, I don't think so

02:04:17.920 --> 02:04:22.920
Oh wait, I'm being told to turn up the copyright

02:04:22.920 --> 02:04:25.920
The YouTube streamer is very mad in my DM right now

02:04:25.920 --> 02:04:30.920
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

02:04:30.920 --> 02:04:32.920
Oh my gosh, dude

02:04:34.440 --> 02:04:37.720
Definitely copyright YouTube is very um particular

02:04:40.000 --> 02:04:45.640
I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry. I mean to I it's okay. I'm gonna pee right now before

02:04:46.640 --> 02:04:48.640
On the balcony

02:06:00.920 --> 02:06:17.920
Oh my goodness.

02:06:17.920 --> 02:06:20.920
What happened?

02:06:20.920 --> 02:06:22.920
Okay.

02:06:22.920 --> 02:06:27.920
Okay.

02:06:27.920 --> 02:06:31.200
here we go

02:06:33.640 --> 02:06:41.080
here we go just gonna just gonna climb up

02:06:41.080 --> 02:06:43.080
I

02:06:50.080 --> 02:06:55.120
Connection there we will be single per using the courtroom. Oh, oh

02:06:56.600 --> 02:07:00.480
Welcome back. Oh, we have to fix the balcony suggest you attend wait for

02:07:01.920 --> 02:07:06.360
Whoa, they give him pumps to speak. Yeah, dude feels wrong. I

02:07:06.360 --> 02:07:11.360
I don't like that he says more words than he used to you guys like my new kitchen

02:07:12.720 --> 02:07:19.920
Wait, I like your yeah, I like you. Um, what was it your garland garland my garland?

02:07:20.040 --> 02:07:22.040
Yeah, this is crazy

02:07:22.800 --> 02:07:29.740
This is this is this looks good. I like your pots, too. Oh my god. Thank you. Thanks guys. Thank you

02:07:30.520 --> 02:07:35.960
Yeah, no, this is this is good stuff right here fucking it up. Oh my god. It's a weird thing to place

02:07:36.360 --> 02:07:39.160
It seems like the stress of the case is really getting to you.

02:07:39.160 --> 02:07:41.160
It's just never been a problem until now.

02:07:41.160 --> 02:07:42.160
Oh, okay, here you go.

02:07:42.160 --> 02:07:43.660
Wait, that one was right, no?

02:07:43.660 --> 02:07:44.160
Boom.

02:07:45.860 --> 02:07:46.860
Oh, that's good.

02:07:46.860 --> 02:07:47.660
Oh, yeah.

02:07:47.660 --> 02:07:48.160
Damn.

02:07:48.160 --> 02:07:49.360
I forgot RoyAva's gonna be here.

02:07:49.360 --> 02:07:51.860
Can I get one of those Panna Chocolors, please?

02:07:51.860 --> 02:07:53.360
Mmm, yeah.

02:07:53.360 --> 02:07:54.060
You know what?

02:07:54.060 --> 02:07:55.860
There is a world where you could.

02:07:55.860 --> 02:07:57.160
I'm not gonna lie.

02:07:57.160 --> 02:07:57.860
There's a world.

02:07:57.860 --> 02:07:58.360
Oh my gosh.

02:07:58.360 --> 02:07:59.860
How do I get to that world?

02:07:59.860 --> 02:08:04.860
Uh, the world just takes like maybe a couple seconds to be honest.

02:08:04.860 --> 02:08:05.360
Just a couple.

02:08:05.360 --> 02:08:08.680
Oh, okay. That'd be honest. Do you think we win these? Do you think we win these today?

02:08:09.960 --> 02:08:12.200
You know what? I don't think that world is this world.

02:08:13.560 --> 02:08:15.960
That's okay. I'm very disorganized.

02:08:16.360 --> 02:08:21.880
It's okay. This is low key. We're in a horrible world right now because I'm being sued for being not here and

02:08:22.840 --> 02:08:26.240
But that's okay. That's why I'm your lawyer and you're gonna get through this

02:08:26.760 --> 02:08:29.960
And you're gonna be the most innocent person today. I

02:08:29.960 --> 02:08:36.840
I am like I am literally innocent though. I am exactly that's the mindset I don't need to try to

02:08:36.840 --> 02:08:44.160
That's perfect person. I am innocent. Oh, you're good say that in court. No, but that's the truth. Yeah

02:08:45.080 --> 02:08:47.560
No, perfect. That's you're selling it

02:08:48.520 --> 02:08:51.920
Honestly, I'm sold like yeah, I I would have never thought

02:08:51.920 --> 02:08:59.040
Yeah, we believe you honestly dream client. Yeah

02:09:03.360 --> 02:09:09.460
No, I agree what happened to maybe the client is just telling the truth. No nobody cares about the truth

02:09:12.460 --> 02:09:14.460
Nobody cares about the truth

02:09:15.640 --> 02:09:18.260
They just want to hear you saying that all day to me

02:09:18.260 --> 02:09:22.980
Yeah, and we're gonna continue that way and that's why I've been trying to go all my clients

02:09:22.980 --> 02:09:29.960
And that's why we have to play graph or something Jesus wait no hold hold up a hold. That's what you said. Oh, sorry

02:09:30.300 --> 02:09:32.300
Sorry, he doesn't mean that

02:09:33.200 --> 02:09:36.260
He doesn't speak for himself today. I'll be the plan was

02:09:38.300 --> 02:09:41.020
You are limited to that's not the plan so it's fine

02:09:42.540 --> 02:09:44.920
We don't like the truth today remember

02:09:44.920 --> 02:09:50.920
Yes today. I'm no longer the only honest streamer left. I'm now Tubbo lies

02:09:51.920 --> 02:10:00.920
Tubbo lies. I'm Tubbo lies. Tubbo underscore lies. Tubbo lies. Tubbo underscore lies. Perfect, but in the

02:10:00.920 --> 02:10:01.760
in the court though.

02:10:01.760 --> 02:10:03.920
I'm like, you also tubbo-underscore hungry.

02:10:03.920 --> 02:10:04.760
Ooh.

02:10:04.760 --> 02:10:06.380
Ooh.

02:10:06.380 --> 02:10:08.520
You better, you better, oh, server-resize.

02:10:08.520 --> 02:10:09.920
Oh, course I was done.

02:10:09.920 --> 02:10:11.480
Oh, jeez, oh, jeez.

02:10:11.480 --> 02:10:12.320
That's yeah.

02:10:15.160 --> 02:10:16.800
What was that?

02:10:16.800 --> 02:10:17.640
What was that?

02:10:20.720 --> 02:10:24.000
All right, guys, is there anything

02:10:24.000 --> 02:10:25.520
that we haven't thought of?

02:10:27.000 --> 02:10:27.840
Hmm?

02:10:28.680 --> 02:10:29.680
Is there anything?

02:10:30.920 --> 02:10:32.920
that we're missing.

02:10:33.920 --> 02:10:38.920
Here, if it's someone, I need someone to edit me pants or something.

02:10:44.920 --> 02:10:45.920
It's looking...

02:10:45.920 --> 02:10:47.920
Here, what if I just stand like...

02:10:49.920 --> 02:10:51.920
Yeah, maybe, maybe more like that?

02:10:51.920 --> 02:10:53.920
Maybe that's better?

02:10:55.920 --> 02:10:56.920
Yeah.

02:10:56.920 --> 02:10:57.920
Sad thing though?

02:10:57.920 --> 02:10:59.920
Uh, dude, I don't know what a good...

02:11:00.560 --> 02:11:02.960
I was kinda looking. I don't know what would be a good one.

02:11:03.560 --> 02:11:05.960
No, we already decided to tuck in my shirt, doesn't look good.

02:11:06.960 --> 02:11:08.040
I look like a pilot?

02:11:08.280 --> 02:11:09.720
Pilots are respected.

02:11:12.720 --> 02:11:13.520
Um...

02:11:15.160 --> 02:11:17.640
Usually levels doesn't case, I'm not worried about...

02:11:18.120 --> 02:11:18.920
my levels.

02:11:20.440 --> 02:11:21.320
Um...

02:11:23.720 --> 02:11:24.440
Tee-tee.

02:11:25.520 --> 02:11:26.840
Tee-tee-tee-tee.

02:11:27.920 --> 02:11:34.760
um the trial will be soon oh I can get back on

02:11:46.320 --> 02:11:50.480
and we're back and we're back

02:11:50.480 --> 02:11:58.480
Um, do you have anything to- Guys? Guys? I'll be so honest, I'm not worried about my things or stuff.

02:11:58.480 --> 02:12:01.480
Or my levels, I don't give a shit.

02:12:01.480 --> 02:12:03.480
Um...

02:12:03.480 --> 02:12:07.480
Dumb ways to die

02:12:07.480 --> 02:12:10.480
So many dumb ways to die

02:12:10.480 --> 02:12:11.480
Hello?

02:12:11.480 --> 02:12:14.480
Dumb ways to die

02:12:14.480 --> 02:12:19.480
Dumb ways to die

02:12:19.480 --> 02:12:22.920
And that's what Alan Drieser did

02:12:24.920 --> 02:12:26.920
Because she walked

02:12:26.960 --> 02:12:32.520
Wait, what's that one where it's like the bit that's about trains wait. Yeah, um, stay

02:12:33.720 --> 02:12:37.760
Yeah, I can do it. Yeah, I can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it

02:12:38.760 --> 02:12:44.760
Drive around the tracks at a level crossing run between two platforms

02:12:44.760 --> 02:12:49.040
Yeah, it might not help, but it's quite possibly

02:12:49.480 --> 02:12:53.800
Dumbass, way to die.

02:12:53.800 --> 02:12:58.280
Dumbass, way to die.

02:12:58.280 --> 02:13:02.320
Dumbass, way to die.

02:13:02.320 --> 02:13:03.600
Dude, that's why he's perfect.

02:13:03.600 --> 02:13:05.840
It's literally about training safety.

02:13:05.840 --> 02:13:08.680
Wait, we should literally play that to her in court.

02:13:08.680 --> 02:13:09.880
You think?

02:13:09.880 --> 02:13:12.560
Just that end bit, yeah.

02:13:12.560 --> 02:13:17.760
Whoa, I thought you were someone terrible to arrive.

02:13:17.760 --> 02:13:20.780
I thought you might have been the biggest go-kartens we know.

02:13:20.780 --> 02:13:22.780
I'm on my balcony.

02:13:22.780 --> 02:13:24.780
Do we need to go to the court to get our interview?

02:13:24.780 --> 02:13:26.780
I think you mean our balcony.

02:13:26.780 --> 02:13:27.780
What?

02:13:27.780 --> 02:13:28.780
Our balcony.

02:13:28.780 --> 02:13:30.780
Because we are winning this cool face, Daniel.

02:13:30.780 --> 02:13:31.780
We are winning!

02:13:31.780 --> 02:13:32.780
We are winning!

02:13:32.780 --> 02:13:34.780
And this is our balcony.

02:13:34.780 --> 02:13:36.780
Oh, okay.

02:13:36.780 --> 02:13:38.780
Because we are winning today.

02:13:38.780 --> 02:13:40.780
You are very innocent.

02:13:40.780 --> 02:13:41.780
Yeah.

02:13:41.780 --> 02:13:44.780
I am very innocent.

02:13:44.780 --> 02:13:46.780
You've never done anything wrong.

02:13:46.780 --> 02:14:00.780
I've never met a terrorist not even oh here I'm looking for the train park

02:14:00.780 --> 02:14:08.700
come back for a sec oh what is that in second in command

02:14:08.700 --> 02:14:16.220
Oh, hey, oh, hey, I'm just working around. Oh, yeah

02:14:18.220 --> 02:14:20.220
Oh

02:14:20.820 --> 02:14:24.020
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hi

02:14:24.540 --> 02:14:26.540
What's up?

02:14:26.880 --> 02:14:32.380
Nothing. Oh, right. Nothing your client terrorists

02:14:34.180 --> 02:14:36.180
Do not talk to my client like that

02:14:36.180 --> 02:14:45.340
that yeah I can't wait I'm gonna murder you you smell of shit yeah you smell

02:14:45.340 --> 02:15:04.140
like shit yeah you know that's all that's all that's all that's all that's

02:15:04.140 --> 02:15:11.140
murder him yeah yeah we can take him

02:15:11.140 --> 02:15:14.140
take a photo

02:15:14.140 --> 02:15:18.140
look what Juan did to me look what Juan did

02:15:18.140 --> 02:15:21.140
Juan he tore me to pieces he tore me to pieces

02:15:21.140 --> 02:15:24.140
wow can we film this?

02:15:24.140 --> 02:15:28.140
what you're not helping anything

02:15:28.140 --> 02:15:31.140
whoa nice that was awesome

02:15:31.140 --> 02:15:33.140
That was you're like a whole gymnast

02:15:34.160 --> 02:15:39.280
Yeah, you think you heard the thing about the terrorist. I tried to play off and say it's clients of terror

02:15:39.280 --> 02:15:42.120
No, that was good. I think that really stuck home with him

02:15:47.580 --> 02:15:53.080
Well everyone let's go back out okay our balcony real quick. Yeah, I see a play some ways to die

02:15:54.480 --> 02:15:56.480
at around like

02:15:56.640 --> 02:15:58.640
at like 220

02:15:58.640 --> 02:16:05.920
at 220 yeah I need to go wait wait so if I do like let me practice here we go

02:16:05.920 --> 02:16:12.800
so if I do okay um so dumb ways to die here we go yes yes lawyer this might be

02:16:12.800 --> 02:16:20.280
our slam dunk uh does this work and remember Tina you especially no matter

02:16:20.280 --> 02:16:24.560
what we go down with the shit what why didn't this work I have to be um

02:16:24.560 --> 02:16:26.560
I have to hit save.

02:16:26.560 --> 02:16:28.560
Don't you hurry!

02:16:28.560 --> 02:16:30.560
You should have said that earlier!

02:16:34.560 --> 02:16:36.560
That's horrible to bring up now!

02:16:36.560 --> 02:16:38.560
You're right!

02:16:38.560 --> 02:16:40.560
I could do a start at two times!

02:16:40.560 --> 02:16:42.560
Yeah, wait that's better.

02:16:44.560 --> 02:16:46.560
What the hell is happening?

02:16:46.560 --> 02:16:48.560
Why can't I save it?

02:16:50.560 --> 02:16:52.560
You're awesome a general!

02:16:52.560 --> 02:16:54.560
I don't know if this is copyright, is it?

02:16:54.560 --> 02:16:56.560
No, it's not.

02:16:56.560 --> 02:16:58.560
Oh my gosh.

02:16:58.560 --> 02:17:00.560
Okay.

02:17:00.560 --> 02:17:02.560
Yes, yes!

02:17:02.560 --> 02:17:03.560
Oh, per-

02:17:03.560 --> 02:17:07.560
We don't know who you're chasing.

02:17:07.560 --> 02:17:08.560
Wait!

02:17:08.560 --> 02:17:09.560
Wait, wait, wait!

02:17:09.560 --> 02:17:12.560
We're not on the edge of the train station platform

02:17:12.560 --> 02:17:16.560
Drive around the moon, get out of that little crossy

02:17:16.560 --> 02:17:19.560
We run across the track to the bottom

02:17:19.560 --> 02:17:23.560
It ain't no crime but they're quite popular.

02:17:23.560 --> 02:17:26.560
The dumbest ways to die.

02:17:26.560 --> 02:17:30.560
The dumbest ways to die.

02:17:30.560 --> 02:17:33.560
The dumbest ways to die.

02:17:33.560 --> 02:17:37.560
The dumbest ways to die.

02:17:37.560 --> 02:17:40.560
The dumbest ways to die.

02:17:40.560 --> 02:17:46.560
Some men don't, some men don't ways to die.

02:17:46.560 --> 02:17:50.280
guys I think that might be a father in the sea leg

02:17:50.280 --> 02:17:55.560
no yeah it's a great song about train safety

02:17:55.560 --> 02:17:59.060
that's my hamster tunnels

02:17:59.060 --> 02:18:01.060
these are hamster tunnels

02:18:01.060 --> 02:18:03.060
come look at my hamster tunnels

02:18:03.060 --> 02:18:05.060
come look at my hamster

02:18:05.060 --> 02:18:07.060
is that my bedroom?

02:18:07.060 --> 02:18:09.060
this is my bedroom

02:18:09.060 --> 02:18:11.060
it's my bedroom

02:18:11.060 --> 02:18:13.060
this is my cat of science

02:18:13.060 --> 02:18:15.060
have you ever seen a cat like this before

02:18:15.060 --> 02:18:22.820
Yeah, wait wait what how is it done? I don't know. I've never seen anything like it before

02:18:22.820 --> 02:18:26.180
I doesn't even say it's like from something

02:18:27.420 --> 02:18:30.220
Yeah, so you just showed up. It's just yeah

02:18:32.060 --> 02:18:36.720
It's dangerous. Yeah, I pressed my deafened button

02:18:39.700 --> 02:18:43.880
Wait, let's go to the court to get our interview. Oh true lawyer

02:18:45.060 --> 02:18:52.140
Of course, of course, I am your chauffeur please we should arrive together. Okay, bye Dina. Please don't ruin my life

02:19:01.940 --> 02:19:07.040
I can't glorious day of law my good friends glorious day of law

02:19:07.040 --> 02:19:13.960
Why can't I know how to talk about law? I'm sorry. I'll help you lawyer. Please please lock in

02:19:25.640 --> 02:19:31.040
Oh wait next thing I talk to you. Oh, can we um, can we just go over here real quick?

02:19:32.520 --> 02:19:36.520
Yeah, here we go. Um, okay. Yeah, just just like a little question

02:19:37.040 --> 02:19:45.400
Also love the outfit that looks awesome. I love your face your suit. It's all coming together

02:19:51.920 --> 02:19:53.920
Okay, wait, okay

02:19:54.920 --> 02:19:57.580
No, no, I don't even care. I just I beat that

02:19:59.080 --> 02:20:02.000
Okay, so I so if you didn't know I

02:20:02.000 --> 02:20:08.280
I am Tubbo's lawyer, and that's Tubbo right there behind you, intro Tubbo!

02:20:08.280 --> 02:20:18.400
So I heard that you were actually a witness to the um fateful train day.

02:20:18.400 --> 02:20:29.360
Oh, so you were both hit?

02:20:29.360 --> 02:20:34.640
Were you also murdered though, or did it kind of hit you?

02:20:34.640 --> 02:20:42.360
I had a heavier armor on me, I only had a little bit of an impression of it.

02:20:42.360 --> 02:20:47.360
Oh, okay, I see. You were the lucky one.

02:21:17.360 --> 02:21:22.900
Yeah, no, dude, I think nobody seems to give a shit about your heroic efforts

02:21:24.800 --> 02:21:28.760
No, nobody I this is my first time hearing about it. I help you

02:21:32.920 --> 02:21:38.180
Even the server does it they want to cut off your story they said don't get double care

02:21:38.180 --> 02:21:40.180
That's

02:21:44.700 --> 02:21:49.460
This is funny I like it's like shifting the lives is what makes it funny to me

02:22:08.180 --> 02:22:13.180
We're going to be good. We're going to be. Oh, wait, that was fast.

02:22:22.180 --> 02:22:34.180
I told you that for context, for context, you know, because after after I tried to save her, she just kidnapped my my better.

02:22:34.180 --> 02:22:39.180
Oh, this is that Polar Bear has told you about, lawyer.

02:22:39.180 --> 02:22:41.180
Wait, wait, wait.

02:22:41.180 --> 02:22:45.180
This hamster wants to eat my eyeballs.

02:22:45.180 --> 02:22:47.180
Oh, okay.

02:22:47.180 --> 02:22:49.180
We're just gonna...

02:22:49.180 --> 02:22:51.180
Wait, lawyer, I can help. I got some...

02:22:51.180 --> 02:22:53.180
Okay, perfect, perfect.

02:22:53.180 --> 02:22:55.180
Sorry, what were you saying?

02:22:55.180 --> 02:22:57.180
No way!

02:22:57.180 --> 02:23:02.180
After I tried to save her...

02:23:02.180 --> 02:23:04.760
Jesus keep that my voice. Thank you. No my better

02:23:07.980 --> 02:23:10.940
So I can help you with okay

02:23:11.300 --> 02:23:16.300
With this case, okay, that'll be perfect and um, maybe okay, so I'll call you as a witness

02:23:16.300 --> 02:23:20.900
I think mentioned the polar bear. Maybe I'm mentioned that you're an orphan

02:23:23.420 --> 02:23:27.220
And you're an orphan and you had a really sad life

02:23:27.220 --> 02:23:31.460
You don't have a driver's license no anymore

02:23:44.300 --> 02:23:49.140
Yeah, yeah graph just spilled everything to us. Yeah, sorry about that

02:23:49.140 --> 02:23:50.140
Good morning!

02:23:50.140 --> 02:23:51.140
Good morning!

02:23:51.140 --> 02:23:52.140
Good morning!

02:23:52.140 --> 02:23:56.140
Um, Via, also maybe mention, um, you're really...

02:23:56.140 --> 02:23:57.140
Good morning!

02:23:57.140 --> 02:23:58.140
Oh, hello!

02:23:58.140 --> 02:23:59.140
Good morning!

02:23:59.140 --> 02:24:00.140
Good morning!

02:24:00.140 --> 02:24:01.140
Grab.

02:24:01.140 --> 02:24:04.140
Wait, drop it like it's hot real quick.

02:24:04.140 --> 02:24:05.140
No!

02:24:05.140 --> 02:24:06.140
Whoa!

02:24:06.140 --> 02:24:07.140
You're a hero!

02:24:07.140 --> 02:24:08.140
You're a...

02:24:08.140 --> 02:24:09.140
Oh!

02:24:09.140 --> 02:24:10.140
Okay!

02:24:10.140 --> 02:24:11.140
I'm a hero!

02:24:11.140 --> 02:24:12.140
You saved me!

02:24:12.140 --> 02:24:13.140
You saved me!

02:24:13.140 --> 02:24:14.140
You saved me!

02:24:14.140 --> 02:24:15.140
You saved me!

02:24:15.140 --> 02:24:16.140
You saved me!

02:24:16.140 --> 02:24:17.140
You're a hero!

02:24:17.140 --> 02:24:17.640
Hero!

02:24:17.640 --> 02:24:21.640
You have to win this case, you know?

02:24:21.640 --> 02:24:23.640
Okay, I have to!

02:24:23.640 --> 02:24:25.640
This is important.

02:24:25.640 --> 02:24:28.640
Okay, what do you want from me?

02:24:28.640 --> 02:24:30.640
What is happening right now?

02:24:30.640 --> 02:24:32.640
There's a little hamster!

02:24:32.640 --> 02:24:34.640
A little gerbil in the ground!

02:24:34.640 --> 02:24:36.640
We got moes!

02:24:36.640 --> 02:24:37.640
We got moes!

02:24:37.640 --> 02:24:41.640
This one likes to eat emeralds and wants to eat my eyes!

02:24:41.640 --> 02:24:43.640
Be fast, do that.

02:24:43.640 --> 02:24:48.640
I'm in constant danger.

02:24:48.640 --> 02:24:52.640
Anyways, anyways.

02:24:52.640 --> 02:24:55.640
But yeah, that works. That's good.

02:24:55.640 --> 02:25:01.640
You know, because it's important that the jury sees Alandrisa as a monster.

02:25:01.640 --> 02:25:09.640
So, yeah, tell a sad story. Tell how your polar bear was wrongfully taken,

02:25:09.640 --> 02:25:11.640
Polar bear guy

02:25:12.440 --> 02:25:19.840
Treated poorly. Oh, yeah the interview. Yeah, maybe um, sorry wait. Yeah, say she's a monster and a terrorist

02:25:19.840 --> 02:25:21.840
And that she owes me two power buns

02:25:23.800 --> 02:25:28.920
Say she owes me two power buns, that's important two power buns, okay, okay, and maybe

02:25:30.040 --> 02:25:32.040
Who about like that? Oh

02:25:32.920 --> 02:25:36.040
Hello, good morning. I'm on

02:25:39.640 --> 02:25:41.640
uh, I'm gonna shut my mouth

02:25:45.560 --> 02:25:47.560
people, I wanted to tell you

02:25:47.560 --> 02:25:50.560
that I'm gonna land on the bow of the land

02:25:50.560 --> 02:25:52.560
and I'm gonna be objective

02:25:52.560 --> 02:25:54.560
oh, what?

02:25:54.560 --> 02:25:56.560
oh wow

02:25:56.560 --> 02:25:57.560
what?

02:25:57.560 --> 02:25:58.560
I came to know

02:25:58.560 --> 02:26:00.560
no, let's go!

02:26:00.560 --> 02:26:02.560
oh my god, kids

02:26:02.560 --> 02:26:03.560
oh, you cannot give me money

02:26:03.560 --> 02:26:04.560
oh, no

02:26:04.560 --> 02:26:06.560
This is very objective, you know

02:26:06.560 --> 02:26:09.320
Then I will give him a bath after the game

02:26:10.600 --> 02:26:12.600
No

02:26:12.600 --> 02:26:17.200
No, you're right. You're right. I was just kidding just a joke

02:26:17.200 --> 02:26:19.200
We know it's hard

02:26:22.520 --> 02:26:24.040
Oh

02:26:24.040 --> 02:26:26.040
Wait found out five minutes ago. What?

02:26:30.080 --> 02:26:31.840
Oh

02:26:31.840 --> 02:26:36.840
If I were to call upon you as a witness with you wait you're a jury can I call upon it?

02:26:39.480 --> 02:26:42.760
I'm gonna maybe try anyway and see if the judge allows

02:26:42.760 --> 02:26:46.900
lawyer, can you lock in please well listen we're dealing with judge quackity

02:26:46.900 --> 02:26:50.880
I don't know. I have to go to our interview. I don't know okay. We have to go to your

02:26:55.600 --> 02:27:00.660
Don't worry, I'm called you're innocent you're a little angel. I am innocent though

02:27:00.660 --> 02:27:03.200
Yeah, and Alandrisa is the devil

02:27:04.980 --> 02:27:06.980
Yeah

02:27:10.260 --> 02:27:14.220
Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't hear oh good bye Jerry by Jerry

02:27:17.780 --> 02:27:22.780
Right now no words of truth. No, no, the truth doesn't matter today

02:27:24.140 --> 02:27:29.940
Yes, it does stop saying that okay, you can yeah, that's good trouble. That's good. You keep saying that

02:27:29.940 --> 02:27:32.940
No, but we can't argue in court.

02:27:32.940 --> 02:27:37.940
Fully, if I can ask you, how many years have you been a lawyer?

02:27:37.940 --> 02:27:40.940
Oh, I am 27.

02:27:40.940 --> 02:27:42.940
Ow, what happened? How did that happen?

02:27:42.940 --> 02:27:46.940
Last QSNP server, I was a lawyer as well.

02:27:46.940 --> 02:27:47.940
Oh, ho?

02:27:47.940 --> 02:27:51.940
Yeah, so I do have some experience in these matters.

02:27:51.940 --> 02:27:53.940
Okay, okay, okay.

02:27:53.940 --> 02:27:54.940
Yeah.

02:27:54.940 --> 02:27:57.940
So you think that's an easy case or the hard one this time?

02:27:57.940 --> 02:28:01.680
Um yesterday, I thought it was easy today

02:28:06.880 --> 02:28:14.140
Today it got a little more complicated, but I'm not worried. Okay, well, I've given you my honest truth perfect. Yeah, you're an innocent little baby

02:28:18.820 --> 02:28:24.920
Yeah, yeah, thank you I appreciate it today's gonna go well today's gonna go

02:28:24.920 --> 02:28:37.260
lawyer real well yeah yeah I see yeah yeah why do you keep bribing people I

02:28:37.260 --> 02:28:40.640
just didn't really rich and they it falls out of my pockets but you're not and

02:28:40.640 --> 02:28:46.760
everyone knows you're not no dude I've got so many no no if someone thinks I'm

02:28:46.760 --> 02:28:50.960
on poor I'm gonna call upon Royair to the stand because he's like wrong you

02:28:50.960 --> 02:28:53.140
He has so much money yesterday.

02:28:53.140 --> 02:28:56.000
You can't call him, he's not part of the team.

02:28:56.000 --> 02:28:58.760
That's fine, you know, I may call myself to the stand.

02:28:59.840 --> 02:29:03.080
I'm worried the jury might not be impartial.

02:29:03.080 --> 02:29:05.080
No, to be clear, this is gonna be

02:29:05.080 --> 02:29:08.400
the most unfair, impartial jury, in fact.

02:29:08.400 --> 02:29:11.080
But foolish, everyone loves the North.

02:29:11.080 --> 02:29:13.000
No, but everyone loves you, okay?

02:29:13.000 --> 02:29:14.440
Think of all the people you've helped.

02:29:14.440 --> 02:29:15.280
The North.

02:29:15.280 --> 02:29:16.760
Yeah, no, you have a lot more people.

02:29:16.760 --> 02:29:17.600
Look at that guy.

02:29:17.600 --> 02:29:18.820
No, no, I think you have a lot more people

02:29:18.820 --> 02:29:20.820
for you than you think.

02:29:20.820 --> 02:29:22.820
Oh God.

02:29:22.820 --> 02:29:24.820
Listen, there's to your advantage.

02:29:24.820 --> 02:29:26.820
Not all of the north is here.

02:29:26.820 --> 02:29:28.820
I'm one less north member

02:29:28.820 --> 02:29:30.820
because now I'm on your side.

02:29:30.820 --> 02:29:32.820
We got five minutes.

02:29:32.820 --> 02:29:34.820
Listen, we were doing great polling.

02:29:34.820 --> 02:29:36.820
I think you were pulling well with the Dutch

02:29:36.820 --> 02:29:38.820
and the Polish.

02:29:38.820 --> 02:29:40.820
Why are we polling?

02:29:40.820 --> 02:29:42.820
The French are a little iffy

02:29:42.820 --> 02:29:44.820
but I think if we say the right words

02:29:44.820 --> 02:29:46.820
we can pull them in.

02:29:46.820 --> 02:29:50.260
That were you French yeah, French are always iffy um

02:29:51.740 --> 02:29:53.740
You might have to give an eyeball

02:29:54.420 --> 02:29:56.420
No, I don't want to do that

02:29:57.220 --> 02:30:02.820
For the for the case. No, I want to keep both my eyes. Can you give me the demands, please?

02:30:03.940 --> 02:30:08.620
Let's go. I know what to say. Oh, the ones from your bedroom and the basement. Oh

02:30:09.420 --> 02:30:13.420
Oh, I don't have it written down like in a separate book there

02:30:13.420 --> 02:30:21.780
there. Um, I, here, maybe I could write it down. Um, can you write that? So maybe two

02:30:21.780 --> 02:30:33.660
bowel buns, two bowel buns. Okay. Uh, one week in prison that I build one, one, one

02:30:33.660 --> 02:30:40.780
week. Oh wait, let me do a little space. It's not all one week in prison. Oh, uh,

02:30:40.780 --> 02:30:49.100
careful man sir is great weather wow it I have I ever told you how ugly the

02:30:49.100 --> 02:30:55.240
color purple is especially on a suit well wait wait no but I do color blind

02:30:55.240 --> 02:31:02.320
looking fine yeah wait there is a blue mine's like no mine's mine's a midnight

02:31:02.320 --> 02:31:12.400
blue purple sky that's a midnight blue socks because you know who's this hit me

02:31:12.400 --> 02:31:18.320
what okay perfect nice also your suitcases red you look stupid ready

02:31:18.320 --> 02:31:23.680
because doesn't match your idiot idiot idiot go together dumb idiot stupid

02:31:23.680 --> 02:31:30.160
idiot okay perfect okay what okay okay so when we can prison that time of

02:31:30.160 --> 02:31:36.320
builds. Um, one week of best friend, one week of best friendship, same week in prison, same

02:31:36.320 --> 02:31:45.160
week, same week in prison. Okay. Did you got two bow buns? Yeah. No more cobblestone builds.

02:31:45.160 --> 02:31:52.600
Okay. Yeah. She must also move time zone. Move time zones. Okay. And then she must

02:31:52.600 --> 02:31:59.040
Also, yeah, she must also pay for ashwag to have a vacation or a future

02:31:59.440 --> 02:32:01.440
Ashwag to have a

02:32:02.880 --> 02:32:04.880
Vacation in the

02:32:06.280 --> 02:32:10.360
Future yeah, and she must also become a vampire you must

02:32:13.160 --> 02:32:15.160
Okay

02:32:16.280 --> 02:32:20.220
There's I don't know there is something here this yeah

02:32:20.220 --> 02:32:25.620
But I don't think I might be them telling us to go to the interview me. I don't think I see that book at the months

02:32:25.620 --> 02:32:29.980
I would like to read them. Oh, yeah, here you go. It should be all set. Is that all of them? Yeah

02:32:29.980 --> 02:32:33.940
Yeah, I said everything wait did you ban her from using cobblestone? Yeah, that was one of them

02:32:34.460 --> 02:32:40.980
But you say oh no no no banner from touching the cobblestone block. Oh, yeah, you can you can now you have to I

02:32:40.980 --> 02:32:41.820
I can't do that.

02:32:45.900 --> 02:32:48.260
Senpai's, where?

02:32:48.260 --> 02:32:49.100
Where is he?

02:32:49.100 --> 02:32:49.940
I don't know.

02:32:49.940 --> 02:32:50.980
At the north?

02:32:50.980 --> 02:32:52.380
Can you go to the north real quick?

02:32:52.380 --> 02:32:53.220
I'll be right back.

02:32:53.220 --> 02:32:54.180
Why?

02:32:54.180 --> 02:32:55.540
Senpai's spider.

02:32:59.320 --> 02:33:00.580
Oh my goodness.

02:33:10.980 --> 02:33:30.980
I'm feeling really weird dude. I don't know why it's just something is getting to me dude. I just need one dose probably of kelpimine or something.

02:33:30.980 --> 02:33:34.980
Okay you know I can do that. That's fair.

02:33:34.980 --> 02:33:41.700
Yeah, yeah, it's a lot to deal with um

02:33:43.220 --> 02:33:48.100
Okay, yeah, here you go one little kelp mean to ease your thank you so much. Thank you so much

02:33:48.100 --> 02:33:52.580
I'll just drink it when I you know feel okay. Yeah, um, I gotta get back to my client. Yeah

02:33:54.020 --> 02:33:56.020
See you man. Yep. See ya. Hello

02:33:56.660 --> 02:33:57.780
Hey

02:33:57.780 --> 02:33:59.780
Wait, something's terribly wrong

02:33:59.780 --> 02:34:01.780
Oh, what's going on? Perfect

02:34:01.780 --> 02:34:08.780
Okay. Yeah. Well, it's

02:34:08.780 --> 02:34:10.780
We fixed the whole thing. We

02:34:10.780 --> 02:34:12.780
showed you were still very

02:34:12.780 --> 02:34:16.780
well, no, like, listen, there's

02:34:16.780 --> 02:34:19.780
psychological damage that comes

02:34:19.780 --> 02:34:21.780
with, um, you know, but it

02:34:21.780 --> 02:34:23.780
makes someone higher building

02:34:23.780 --> 02:34:25.780
makes no sense. You've never

02:34:25.780 --> 02:34:27.780
been sad before. Yes, I'm

02:34:27.780 --> 02:34:29.780
sad now. Okay. Well, you

02:34:29.780 --> 02:34:38.860
about your sadness oh no you know either you need a lawyer just let me know

02:34:38.860 --> 02:34:52.220
foolish perfect I need one oh yeah we can discuss it Jeremy I missed your

02:34:52.220 --> 02:34:54.220
Beautiful face. Yeah

02:34:57.260 --> 02:34:59.260
Your face is like

02:34:59.260 --> 02:35:01.740
Don't you think the color purple is so ugly?

02:35:01.740 --> 02:35:04.860
I think the purple is just shit.

02:35:04.860 --> 02:35:05.360
Shit.

02:35:05.360 --> 02:35:05.860
Hello.

02:35:05.860 --> 02:35:06.860
Hey, guys.

02:35:06.860 --> 02:35:07.860
Oh, my gosh.

02:35:07.860 --> 02:35:08.360
Lawyer.

02:35:08.360 --> 02:35:08.860
Lawyer.

02:35:08.860 --> 02:35:09.360
Lawyer.

02:35:09.360 --> 02:35:09.860
Lawyer.

02:35:09.860 --> 02:35:10.360
Come here.

02:35:10.360 --> 02:35:10.860
What?

02:35:10.860 --> 02:35:11.360
Lawyer.

02:35:11.360 --> 02:35:11.860
What?

02:35:11.860 --> 02:35:12.360
What?

02:35:12.360 --> 02:35:12.860
What?

02:35:12.860 --> 02:35:13.360
What?

02:35:13.360 --> 02:35:13.860
What?

02:35:13.860 --> 02:35:14.360
What?

02:35:14.360 --> 02:35:14.860
What?

02:35:14.860 --> 02:35:15.360
What?

02:35:15.360 --> 02:35:15.860
What?

02:35:15.860 --> 02:35:17.860
Lawyer, what did he say to you?

02:35:17.860 --> 02:35:19.360
What did who say to what?

02:35:19.360 --> 02:35:19.860
Oh.

02:35:19.860 --> 02:35:20.860
What you went to him?

02:35:20.860 --> 02:35:21.360
Oh.

02:35:21.360 --> 02:35:22.860
He just wanted some Calpamin.

02:35:22.860 --> 02:35:24.860
He said he was on edge.

02:35:24.860 --> 02:35:25.860
Oh.

02:35:25.860 --> 02:35:26.860
Oh, OK.

02:35:26.860 --> 02:35:27.860
Are you lying?

02:35:27.860 --> 02:35:32.140
No, that's actually, like, I know we said we hate the truth today, but that's-

02:35:32.140 --> 02:35:33.580
I swear on this dirt block.

02:35:33.580 --> 02:35:35.580
I swear on this dirt block.

02:35:35.580 --> 02:35:37.500
I swear on your suit.

02:35:37.500 --> 02:35:41.420
I swear on this stack of, uh-

02:35:41.420 --> 02:35:42.940
What is this?

02:35:42.940 --> 02:35:43.940
What are these called again?

02:35:43.940 --> 02:35:46.380
Uh-

02:35:46.380 --> 02:35:47.540
Gurders?

02:35:47.540 --> 02:35:49.540
Gurders?

02:35:49.540 --> 02:35:50.540
Bamboo girders?

02:35:50.540 --> 02:35:51.660
Gurders?

02:35:51.660 --> 02:35:52.420
Scaffolding.

02:35:52.420 --> 02:35:53.100
Scaffolding.

02:35:53.100 --> 02:35:55.100
That's the word.

02:35:55.100 --> 02:35:55.940
Okay, we gotta go.

02:35:55.940 --> 02:35:57.060
It's not our time.

02:35:57.060 --> 02:35:59.860
Stay with me. Stay with me. Wait, maybe um

02:36:00.660 --> 02:36:05.220
Can we get up? Maybe a picture of you? So yeah, like you're a friend to animals

02:36:06.360 --> 02:36:08.740
Wait, yeah, yeah, I think you're here

02:36:12.220 --> 02:36:17.660
Perfect. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get in that? Oh, you did but that's quite a good Jerry. No, that's fine. You can be there

02:36:18.500 --> 02:36:21.860
Tubbo look at this. Okay. This is look this is gonna show the year

02:36:24.060 --> 02:36:26.060
I'm just chilling

02:36:27.060 --> 02:36:34.740
What I don't know. Oh, we have to go. We have to go. Oh good. Okay. Thank you. Um, I'm just gonna go the long way real quick

02:36:36.300 --> 02:36:38.300
Here we go

02:36:41.620 --> 02:36:47.100
Oh, yeah, take it back. Yeah, thank you. Please confirm your lawyer lawyer lawyer one sec one sec

02:36:52.100 --> 02:36:54.100
How's it going? Oh, yeah

02:36:57.060 --> 02:36:58.660
Dude, I'm feeling great, you know?

02:36:58.660 --> 02:37:01.000
Tubbo, my client is...

02:37:01.000 --> 02:37:01.840
No, what?

02:37:01.840 --> 02:37:02.660
Okay.

02:37:02.660 --> 02:37:03.700
No, you feel great.

02:37:03.700 --> 02:37:06.740
I'm feeling so good and I am an honest man.

02:37:07.780 --> 02:37:08.740
Yeah, perfect.

02:37:09.780 --> 02:37:10.620
Perfect.

02:37:11.560 --> 02:37:12.900
Yeah.

02:37:12.900 --> 02:37:14.220
Okay, we need to go.

02:37:14.220 --> 02:37:16.460
I leave you guys because I think you need to prepare,

02:37:16.460 --> 02:37:17.300
right?

02:37:17.300 --> 02:37:18.140
Yes, yes, yes.

02:37:18.140 --> 02:37:20.180
But we're fully prepared though, so.

02:37:20.180 --> 02:37:21.900
Oh, cool.

02:37:21.900 --> 02:37:22.740
Yeah.

02:37:22.740 --> 02:37:24.140
Oh, Ryer.

02:37:24.140 --> 02:37:24.980
Fully.

02:37:24.980 --> 02:37:25.800
Hello.

02:37:25.800 --> 02:37:27.800
What?

02:37:27.800 --> 02:37:28.800
What?

02:37:28.800 --> 02:37:29.800
No hables con el.

02:37:29.800 --> 02:37:30.800
No hables con el.

02:37:30.800 --> 02:37:31.800
Woah!

02:37:31.800 --> 02:37:32.800
Woah!

02:37:32.800 --> 02:37:33.800
Wait!

02:37:33.800 --> 02:37:34.800
No hables con el.

02:37:34.800 --> 02:37:35.800
Tadadadada!

02:37:35.800 --> 02:37:36.800
Rogulis!

02:37:36.800 --> 02:37:37.800
Woah!

02:37:37.800 --> 02:37:39.800
Bring it on, it's best outfit.

02:37:39.800 --> 02:37:41.800
Ok, here it's up a wingo.

02:37:41.800 --> 02:37:43.800
Oh, here's a winger.

02:37:43.800 --> 02:37:45.800
Maybe we can't.

02:37:45.800 --> 02:37:47.800
Oh, maybe we can't.

02:37:47.800 --> 02:37:49.800
Maybe we can't go in yet.

02:37:49.800 --> 02:37:51.800
No, no, no.

02:37:51.800 --> 02:37:52.800
Who's Mike?

02:37:52.800 --> 02:37:56.160
I can't hear who's who's mic is so loud

02:38:00.040 --> 02:38:03.040
Here we'll actually wait the doors aren't open yet, so it's gonna be a mess

02:38:03.040 --> 02:38:08.460
I'm so loud. I don't know how everyone's even talking over there. I don't know how they're doing that. Oh, yeah

02:38:13.360 --> 02:38:20.140
But yeah, do you have any any last second, you know updates you have maybe or any maybe we should just say it was all our fault

02:38:20.140 --> 02:38:23.820
What? No, no!

02:38:23.820 --> 02:38:24.820
Throwing the towel

02:38:24.820 --> 02:38:27.740
No! No! It's not your fault! You're going to get through this!

02:38:29.100 --> 02:38:30.420
Okay, okay...

02:38:30.420 --> 02:38:31.820
You can't just be throwing it at them

02:38:31.820 --> 02:38:35.260
I just wanted to say, one second that I was in the train

02:38:35.260 --> 02:38:38.420
when the accident happened, and I was the reporter who talked to Magnus

02:38:38.420 --> 02:38:39.620
I don't understand anything

02:38:39.620 --> 02:38:40.620
Oh my goodness

02:38:40.620 --> 02:38:41.620
Oh my goodness

02:38:41.620 --> 02:38:42.620
Oh my goodness

02:38:42.620 --> 02:38:44.620
I've got to tell you this

02:38:44.620 --> 02:38:45.860
Down! Down!

02:38:46.260 --> 02:38:47.260
Am I...?

02:38:47.660 --> 02:38:48.660
What the hell?

02:38:48.660 --> 02:38:51.460
Do I, should I call you as a witness?

02:38:51.460 --> 02:38:52.300
What the hell?

02:38:52.300 --> 02:38:54.140
If you want to, I'm on your side.

02:38:54.140 --> 02:38:56.980
Why aren't you, oh, what, are you liking?

02:38:56.980 --> 02:38:58.020
What the hell?

02:38:59.020 --> 02:39:02.020
Dude, he's got one bar.

02:39:02.020 --> 02:39:02.860
Wow.

02:39:04.900 --> 02:39:06.100
He is holding on.

02:39:07.860 --> 02:39:10.500
Okay, what do we do with this new info?

02:39:10.500 --> 02:39:12.500
I

02:39:15.220 --> 02:39:17.220
Don't I don't know do we I

02:39:18.020 --> 02:39:24.420
Feel like it might only could it only hurt the case? I don't know. Oh good morning Duncan

02:39:26.020 --> 02:39:28.020
I don't need to bother. Are you busy? Uh?

02:39:31.060 --> 02:39:33.060
That's just too many noises man. Oh

02:39:33.540 --> 02:39:38.620
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how they're all even wait foolish come here. What what wait?

02:39:38.620 --> 02:39:45.280
I remembered something. Oh, okay the second um wait. Yeah graph measurement asked to be cooled as a witness lost

02:39:47.860 --> 02:39:49.860
Okay, the very last witness

02:39:50.700 --> 02:39:57.900
The last witness. Okay. Yeah, we can well it might he might get called upon a little sooner if uh

02:39:58.060 --> 02:40:00.480
No, he needs to be lost. You need to make sure

02:40:01.340 --> 02:40:07.240
Okay, I could try but like you know, I mean if someone else mentions him first he might get called

02:40:09.220 --> 02:40:11.220
Okay, you know

02:40:12.220 --> 02:40:15.600
But you've got to make sure it happens. Okay. Yeah, I'll let's see what I can do

02:40:16.580 --> 02:40:19.080
Hello, we are walking back up. Oh

02:40:20.060 --> 02:40:24.140
Oh doors open. Oh, maybe maybe sure. There's less people

02:40:24.540 --> 02:40:27.060
That's that's her lawyer. That's her lawyer

02:40:29.580 --> 02:40:31.900
What an absolute joke yeah

02:40:31.900 --> 02:40:43.460
It is so over it is so over. No, it doesn't even match. Yeah, no

02:40:54.740 --> 02:40:59.200
I'm a monster. Oh, okay. Okay. Yes sir

02:41:01.900 --> 02:41:06.660
Monster you're you're a little you have a big head

02:41:08.300 --> 02:41:10.300
Yeah

02:41:24.580 --> 02:41:26.580
Guys

02:41:31.900 --> 02:41:44.960
What do you have to say what they gonna say they're gonna say that Alan Riso was pregnant when the accident happened

02:41:44.960 --> 02:41:50.740
What that's what I know yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lie. They are gonna say okay. I don't know

02:41:52.780 --> 02:41:54.780
That's why he was saying baby killer

02:41:56.180 --> 02:41:58.180
Objection I do need objection

02:41:58.180 --> 02:41:59.940
Tell him tell him

02:41:59.940 --> 02:42:05.900
Objection. Yeah, how is she pregnant? I don't know. I don't know. How do we disprove that I?

02:42:07.620 --> 02:42:09.940
Don't know we can't disprove that

02:42:12.220 --> 02:42:14.220
I don't know

02:42:16.020 --> 02:42:18.100
Yeah, we could try we could try well

02:42:18.100 --> 02:42:21.960
I can't give it given who she is the person I doubt that I would be a dad

02:42:28.180 --> 02:42:30.880
It's obviously it's a bi-logical sign.

02:42:30.880 --> 02:42:32.640
No, there just wouldn't be one though.

02:42:32.640 --> 02:42:35.000
Okay, listen, we have to disprove it.

02:42:35.000 --> 02:42:38.440
We have to be like, liar, liar, pants for hire.

02:42:40.600 --> 02:42:41.440
Yeah.

02:42:41.440 --> 02:42:42.840
You could say, where's the bomb?

02:42:42.840 --> 02:42:44.840
Yeah, where's the bomb?

02:42:44.840 --> 02:42:46.180
Where's the bomb?

02:42:46.180 --> 02:42:49.760
She's gonna say not anymore, cause it's, cause it died.

02:42:49.760 --> 02:42:50.600
Cause it died?

02:42:50.600 --> 02:42:53.000
Well, it'd still be in there a little bit surely.

02:42:53.000 --> 02:42:54.880
Oh my goodness.

02:42:54.880 --> 02:42:55.720
No.

02:42:56.720 --> 02:42:57.560
No man.

02:42:57.560 --> 02:42:59.560
Okay, I

02:43:02.280 --> 02:43:04.280
How do we disprove

02:43:04.920 --> 02:43:06.920
Just so where's the bump trust?

02:43:07.680 --> 02:43:10.080
All right, I feel like I gotta come on song on that

02:43:12.400 --> 02:43:14.400
Oh, no, oh, no, it's ready

02:43:24.400 --> 02:43:26.400
Oh

02:43:27.560 --> 02:43:29.560
whoo

02:43:32.200 --> 02:43:34.600
Hello nice to meet you

02:43:36.080 --> 02:43:39.980
Is that your first words? Yeah, that's kind of cool

02:43:41.620 --> 02:43:43.620
Yeah, I'm glad you guys finally got a meet

02:43:45.680 --> 02:43:51.760
You need to come up with the strategy man. She's playing the lie. Yeah. Yeah, I need to think okay. How do I just

02:43:51.760 --> 02:43:53.760
Oh

02:43:54.040 --> 02:43:57.400
Foolish foolish foolish. Yeah, we have to go when the accident happened

02:43:57.400 --> 02:44:01.780
She never mentioned about the baby you can say that because I was the witness of that because I took it

02:44:01.780 --> 02:44:05.880
Yeah, I'll interview that won't be great though. I won't like that's not

02:44:05.880 --> 02:44:11.160
No, just not we fight fire with fire the train also pregnant

02:44:11.160 --> 02:44:14.400
No, no the train was pregnant when it got moved into the air

02:44:14.520 --> 02:44:19.920
It was unhealthy and the the train lost its train baby the train

02:44:19.920 --> 02:44:23.540
No, yeah, why fight fire with fire

02:44:25.680 --> 02:44:31.280
We try it was to tell me two pregnant bodies have collided and those babies have died

02:44:31.280 --> 02:44:40.200
Yes, dude. It's the only way okay, cuz we can't disprove it. Okay, but she can't disprove that the train wasn't pregnant either I

02:44:43.000 --> 02:44:45.000
Think it's the best way

02:44:45.000 --> 02:44:49.880
It's gonna listen you gotta trust me

02:44:59.000 --> 02:45:01.000
Do we

02:45:01.840 --> 02:45:06.820
No, I think they're still doing interviews like the doors. I haven't opened like we can't get in there. Oh my god

02:45:06.840 --> 02:45:11.760
Yeah, Polish Polish, huh? I was literally the you know, he witnessed to the accident

02:45:11.760 --> 02:45:16.380
She never talked about the baby. She never made those sounds

02:45:16.380 --> 02:45:21.840
Which that here like all right down there up who wins the trial? Oh, it's a vote as

02:45:22.720 --> 02:45:26.400
So I mean is it I'm starting a gamble. Oh, you know

02:45:27.520 --> 02:45:32.020
It's not like it's like enough proof of son. That's a problem like it could help a little bit

02:45:32.020 --> 02:45:35.420
But it's not gonna sell the jury just because she didn't mention it

02:45:35.420 --> 02:45:40.820
Okay, but yeah, but I'm not just saying about dimensioning stuff

02:45:40.820 --> 02:45:45.980
I'm saying that she never you know scream or something like that. Well, she was dead. She got run over

02:45:48.460 --> 02:45:51.740
She couldn't scream her whole body got flattened

02:45:54.580 --> 02:46:01.140
We found a body later, okay foolish, I think it's still there and there was no the body is still there

02:46:01.140 --> 02:46:05.860
And it there was no wait. Oh my god. I found the corpse and there was no baby

02:46:07.860 --> 02:46:13.340
Because I knew in her body for baked potatoes and there was no baby as okay, but say if I'm one

02:46:13.340 --> 02:46:17.020
I'm gonna say there's no baby because you killed it that doesn't work

02:46:17.020 --> 02:46:21.100
No, but I saw the corpse the baby would have still been in the corpse

02:46:22.220 --> 02:46:24.940
They're gonna argue differently. I'm telling you they're gonna play the jury

02:46:24.940 --> 02:46:27.220
They're gonna say it got wiped. Of course, it's not

02:46:27.220 --> 02:46:29.220
You know died. Yeah

02:46:29.720 --> 02:46:36.600
The train of all your baby. Yeah, it's we let's say I'm telling you your train had a baby

02:46:37.120 --> 02:46:40.600
But it died my train when it got put in the air a baby

02:46:40.680 --> 02:46:44.700
Yeah, and then in the air it fell out of her and it died. Yeah

02:46:45.500 --> 02:46:51.880
The father was obviously graph graph. Hmm. Yeah, yeah

02:46:51.880 --> 02:47:00.600
Yeah. No, no, no. I don't deserve baby. Okay. She's got to bring someone. Okay. Okay. Um,

02:47:00.600 --> 02:47:09.240
foolish. Can you carry me? I feel weak. Yeah. Um, I'm trying to think. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

02:47:09.240 --> 02:47:16.800
She's a little bit. Um, wait, she that's not fair. How could she's allowed to lie

02:47:16.800 --> 02:47:21.720
about being pregnant? I what if I try to tell you time and time again? The truth

02:47:21.720 --> 02:47:23.720
It doesn't matter.

02:47:23.720 --> 02:47:24.720
Oh.

02:47:24.720 --> 02:47:25.720
Yeah.

02:47:25.720 --> 02:47:29.440
So the train was parking.

02:47:29.440 --> 02:47:34.920
And then when it was put in the sky, fell out and died.

02:47:34.920 --> 02:47:36.240
Yeah.

02:47:36.240 --> 02:47:39.920
I'm going to find a picture of like a.

02:47:39.920 --> 02:47:41.520
And that's how the train.

02:47:41.520 --> 02:47:48.680
I'm going to look up broken toy train.

02:47:48.680 --> 02:47:50.360
This would be good.

02:47:50.360 --> 02:47:50.840
Yeah.

02:47:50.840 --> 02:47:51.680
This would be good.

02:47:55.340 --> 02:47:56.740
Okay.

02:47:56.740 --> 02:47:58.440
Okay, ooh, this could be good.

02:47:59.520 --> 02:48:01.640
Okay, wait, let me just second, here,

02:48:01.640 --> 02:48:02.640
let me know your thoughts,

02:48:02.640 --> 02:48:04.760
just as I don't wanna do something that,

02:48:04.760 --> 02:48:06.280
no, no, please.

02:48:06.280 --> 02:48:08.040
Okay, let me do this.

02:48:10.840 --> 02:48:12.480
Let me...

02:48:12.480 --> 02:48:14.200
Can you Photoshop blood on it?

02:48:15.200 --> 02:48:16.980
I could try.

02:48:16.980 --> 02:48:18.980
Um

02:48:19.620 --> 02:48:21.620
Here we go

02:48:22.860 --> 02:48:25.380
Yeah, we're so cooked. Can I get some primes?

02:48:26.900 --> 02:48:29.900
I guess some primes because we're so cooked just maybe like

02:48:30.780 --> 02:48:36.220
Just maybe like 50 primes. Can I get like 50 primes real quick? It would really make me feel better

02:48:37.140 --> 02:48:40.100
Okay, perfect. Now. Let me just now safety

02:48:40.500 --> 02:48:46.880
Me save the image. Why is it so dude my internet like dying? Why can't I just grab the image?

02:48:46.980 --> 02:48:47.820
Hello!

02:48:47.820 --> 02:48:49.400
Sorry, I'm de-dancing you to make-

02:48:49.400 --> 02:48:52.400
Oh, did the server crash?

02:48:54.400 --> 02:48:55.940
Is that why?

02:48:59.800 --> 02:49:00.640
Did I?

02:49:00.640 --> 02:49:02.220
Is my internet or was that just me?

02:49:02.220 --> 02:49:04.720
Guys, who is the problem?

02:49:07.080 --> 02:49:08.820
Any of you starts on the launcher?

02:49:08.820 --> 02:49:22.100
Why am I struggling so I took a little snip of it and it won't let me like it's like struggling

02:49:22.100 --> 02:49:47.100
Okay, here we go.

02:49:47.100 --> 02:50:05.060
Okay. Here we go. We're loading. Don't worry. I think, all right, here, let me know. I'll

02:50:05.060 --> 02:50:14.500
the picture. So I'm gonna say this is a photo of Tubbo with the like with the

02:50:14.500 --> 02:50:27.380
the train baby. Look that's the baby train that died. I think I think this is

02:50:27.380 --> 02:50:56.660
good. That's too graphic. Okay. Photoshop is head. Okay, wait.

02:50:57.380 --> 02:51:02.380
This might be tough, okay let me try.

02:51:02.380 --> 02:51:15.380
Okay, so first let me copy this image, put it here, okay, and then we're gonna grab a snip maybe of a...

02:51:15.380 --> 02:51:22.380
Okay, let me grab a snip of this.

02:51:22.380 --> 02:51:29.380
Okay, here we go.

02:51:29.380 --> 02:51:32.380
Here we go.

02:51:32.380 --> 02:51:34.380
Okay.

02:51:34.380 --> 02:51:40.380
I'm doing great editing.

02:51:40.380 --> 02:51:44.380
I'm doing great editing.

02:51:44.380 --> 02:51:50.380
And now.

02:51:50.380 --> 02:52:01.380
Wait, I don't know if that works though, now it doesn't look sad.

02:52:01.380 --> 02:52:11.380
Okay, that should be good.

02:52:11.380 --> 02:52:16.380
Okay, save.

02:52:16.380 --> 02:52:20.820
Okay, now we should be good

02:52:25.380 --> 02:52:30.040
He doesn't look sad do you look so sad he's like smiling to the thing

02:52:34.540 --> 02:52:40.100
That graphs the father you just have to say okay, okay, you are not the father

02:52:40.540 --> 02:52:44.660
No, but you are oh, oh Jeremy calling you you are the father. Oh

02:52:44.660 --> 02:52:49.660
Oh, actually maybe not a good reference there.

02:52:49.660 --> 02:52:53.660
I don't know any other shows where they do pretend to test.

02:52:53.660 --> 02:52:55.660
Dr. Phil?

02:52:55.660 --> 02:52:57.660
Dr. Phil! We're gonna Dr. Phil you!

02:52:57.660 --> 02:52:59.660
Tubbo?

02:52:59.660 --> 02:53:05.660
I have an image of the train child you found after it fell.

02:53:11.660 --> 02:53:13.660
This is so graphic.

02:53:13.660 --> 02:53:15.400
Sorry, it's tough to work out.

02:53:15.400 --> 02:53:17.040
What the fuck, man?

02:53:17.040 --> 02:53:18.320
What the fuck?

02:53:18.320 --> 02:53:20.440
Okay, so it sounds like Tubbo's updating you

02:53:20.440 --> 02:53:22.280
on the fact his train was pregnant?

02:53:23.320 --> 02:53:24.160
Yes.

02:53:25.840 --> 02:53:26.680
Yeah?

02:53:26.680 --> 02:53:27.520
With who?

02:53:29.440 --> 02:53:32.000
Your PapaGraph now.

02:53:32.000 --> 02:53:33.340
Your PapaGraph.

02:53:33.340 --> 02:53:34.180
I...

02:53:36.560 --> 02:53:37.460
I...

02:53:37.460 --> 02:53:38.720
You're gonna have to sell this, okay?

02:53:38.720 --> 02:53:39.840
It's gonna be the only way.

02:53:39.840 --> 02:53:41.560
You have to.

02:53:41.560 --> 02:53:43.880
If you don't, then we're all going down.

02:53:43.880 --> 02:53:46.720
Listen, they're already spreading lies that she was pregnant.

02:53:46.720 --> 02:53:48.400
The jury's going to eat that up.

02:53:48.400 --> 02:53:50.880
I thought you could only calm this pregnant.

02:53:50.880 --> 02:53:51.880
I think it's starting.

02:53:51.880 --> 02:53:54.480
Oh, oh, OK.

02:53:54.480 --> 02:53:55.080
Oh, god.

02:53:55.080 --> 02:53:56.320
I have this image ready.

02:53:56.320 --> 02:53:56.960
Lawyer?

02:53:56.960 --> 02:53:57.080
Yeah.

02:53:57.080 --> 02:54:00.240
Lawyer, give me a kiss for good luck.

02:54:00.240 --> 02:54:01.160
OK.

02:54:01.160 --> 02:54:02.160
OK, let's go.

02:54:02.160 --> 02:54:02.760
We're so ready.

02:54:02.760 --> 02:54:03.360
We're so ready.

02:54:03.360 --> 02:54:04.240
Let me just put some things on.

02:54:04.240 --> 02:54:04.600
We're so ready.

02:54:04.600 --> 02:54:06.600
We're synergized.

02:54:06.600 --> 02:54:07.600
OK, so we have back.

02:54:07.600 --> 02:54:08.680
Oh, wait.

02:54:08.680 --> 02:54:11.400
Have I ever mentioned how purple is such an ugly color?

02:54:11.400 --> 02:54:12.740
You have such a big head.

02:54:12.740 --> 02:54:14.080
Oh, why are you not shut up the fucking mouth?

02:54:14.080 --> 02:54:14.580
Oh my god.

02:54:14.580 --> 02:54:15.080
Wow.

02:54:15.080 --> 02:54:15.580
Wow.

02:54:15.580 --> 02:54:16.800
OK.

02:54:16.800 --> 02:54:18.280
You're true colors.

02:54:18.280 --> 02:54:19.240
Yeah, dude.

02:54:19.240 --> 02:54:22.200
He's just a jerk.

02:54:22.200 --> 02:54:22.700
Hey.

02:54:22.700 --> 02:54:23.400
He is.

02:54:23.400 --> 02:54:24.760
Yeah.

02:54:24.760 --> 02:54:28.600
When I win, can you please just say,

02:54:28.600 --> 02:54:30.480
you are better than me.

02:54:30.480 --> 02:54:34.960
I have a lot to learn about you and your work.

02:54:34.960 --> 02:54:40.120
And you are the best second in command at Luke's Center.

02:54:40.120 --> 02:54:40.640
OK.

02:54:40.640 --> 02:54:49.360
And when I win, I want you to prepare me a fresh new suit.

02:54:52.160 --> 02:54:54.320
Do you have a ball? Do you paint football here?

02:54:55.320 --> 02:54:56.040
Is this from the arch?

02:54:56.760 --> 02:54:58.360
No, I don't have a ball, friend.

02:54:58.720 --> 02:54:59.400
You don't have?

02:54:59.800 --> 02:55:00.720
Fulis, do you have a ball?

02:55:01.480 --> 02:55:02.360
Do you have a ball?

02:55:02.840 --> 02:55:03.880
A ball?

02:55:03.880 --> 02:55:04.560
Do you have balls?

02:55:04.760 --> 02:55:05.480
Balls?

02:55:05.880 --> 02:55:06.560
Eggs?

02:55:06.560 --> 02:55:07.080
Do you have balls?

02:55:07.080 --> 02:55:07.680
Eggs?

02:55:07.680 --> 02:55:08.160
Do you have balls?

02:55:08.160 --> 02:55:09.120
Two eggs?

02:55:09.120 --> 02:55:09.760
Do you have balls?

02:55:09.760 --> 02:55:12.640
Um balls what kind of balls are you looking for?

02:55:15.520 --> 02:55:26.000
No, no, because we said balls. I mean my balls. Uh good balls. Good balls. You have to

02:55:26.000 --> 02:55:36.320
good balls. Balls. You want balls? Yeah, I mean ball like ball balloon like you. Oh balloon

02:55:36.320 --> 02:55:40.780
You're waiting for a balloon you that you eat yeah, do you eat that I hit?

02:55:41.660 --> 02:55:47.040
Balloon like with the food. Oh, okay. Uh, does that exist?

02:55:52.000 --> 02:55:54.000
A football

02:55:55.000 --> 02:55:57.000
Soccer

02:55:57.000 --> 02:56:00.040
That's correct. This kid is that in Minecraft?

02:56:00.040 --> 02:56:07.120
What are you asking for?

02:56:07.120 --> 02:56:08.120
It's time.

02:56:08.120 --> 02:56:09.120
It's time.

02:56:09.120 --> 02:56:10.120
Oh, it's time?

02:56:10.120 --> 02:56:11.120
It's time now.

02:56:11.120 --> 02:56:12.120
Okay.

02:56:12.120 --> 02:56:16.120
Wait, just letting him know.

02:56:16.120 --> 02:56:17.120
What?

02:56:17.120 --> 02:56:21.120
He wasn't the owner of the theme when the accident happened.

02:56:21.120 --> 02:56:23.120
I'm chill. Daddy chill.

02:56:23.120 --> 02:56:25.120
Where are you?

02:56:25.120 --> 02:56:27.120
Everyone chill, okay?

02:56:27.120 --> 02:56:29.120
All of you calm down.

02:56:29.120 --> 02:56:31.120
Idiots.

02:56:31.120 --> 02:56:33.120
Like over here.

02:56:33.120 --> 02:56:35.120
Everyone take a seat.

02:56:35.120 --> 02:56:37.120
Hey guys, you are not allowed to use.

02:56:37.120 --> 02:56:39.120
You are not allowed to use.

02:56:39.120 --> 02:56:41.120
I'll tell you the super responses in the program.

02:56:41.120 --> 02:56:43.120
What was that?

02:56:43.120 --> 02:56:45.120
Please take a seat.

02:56:45.120 --> 02:56:49.760
20 seconds ago, I'm doing it, fuck, it doesn't change in seconds, fuck, I'm doing it

02:56:49.760 --> 02:56:50.560
Oh, yes

02:56:50.560 --> 02:56:52.800
I'm taking a seat in the audience, everyone can take a seat in the audience

02:56:52.800 --> 02:56:54.000
Oh, okay, okay

02:56:54.000 --> 02:56:56.560
By the way, in the last one, the book is...

02:56:56.560 --> 02:56:58.160
Is that a rule?

02:56:58.160 --> 02:57:00.160
You sent me 20 seconds ago

02:57:00.160 --> 02:57:04.080
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead, I'm gonna go ahead and call for everyone's name

02:57:04.080 --> 02:57:06.560
and you are called for safe presence, okay?

02:57:08.240 --> 02:57:10.240
Alandro, Alondrisa

02:57:10.240 --> 02:57:12.240
Oh

02:57:25.240 --> 02:57:27.240
You say present in my courtroom

02:57:28.520 --> 02:57:30.520
This is so scary

02:57:30.520 --> 02:57:32.520
Not bad, not bad!

02:57:39.000 --> 02:57:39.500
What?

02:57:44.000 --> 02:57:44.800
Good afternoon

02:57:45.460 --> 02:57:46.260
Good afternoon

02:57:46.680 --> 02:57:48.300
Good afternoon

02:57:48.980 --> 02:57:49.480
Where?

02:57:49.480 --> 02:57:49.980
Where are you?

02:57:49.980 --> 02:57:50.480
Where are you?

02:57:50.480 --> 02:57:50.980
Where are you?

02:57:50.980 --> 02:57:51.480
Where are you?

02:57:51.480 --> 02:57:51.980
Where are you?

02:57:52.680 --> 02:57:53.680
Where am I sitting?

02:57:53.680 --> 02:57:54.180
I'm sorry

02:57:54.180 --> 02:57:54.680
I'm sorry

02:57:55.080 --> 02:57:55.580
Hello!

02:57:56.420 --> 02:57:57.160
Hello, Tina!

02:57:57.560 --> 02:57:59.060
Hello!

02:58:00.520 --> 02:58:04.520
Who's echoing?

02:58:04.520 --> 02:58:06.520
Ishan.

02:58:06.520 --> 02:58:07.520
Ishan.

02:58:07.520 --> 02:58:09.520
Is that me?

02:58:09.520 --> 02:58:11.520
There's a mothership in your room.

02:58:11.520 --> 02:58:12.520
It's making noise.

02:58:12.520 --> 02:58:13.520
I don't know what it is.

02:58:13.520 --> 02:58:14.520
Wait, me?

02:58:14.520 --> 02:58:15.520
No, not you.

02:58:15.520 --> 02:58:16.520
You're not a son.

02:58:16.520 --> 02:58:18.520
I know you have a lot of NASA equipment trouble,

02:58:18.520 --> 02:58:20.520
but this is the son of Ishan.

02:58:20.520 --> 02:58:21.520
Yeah.

02:58:21.520 --> 02:58:23.520
For everyone who's wondering, this is Judge Quackity

02:58:23.520 --> 02:58:24.520
in real life.

02:58:24.520 --> 02:58:25.520
This is what I look like.

02:58:25.520 --> 02:58:26.520
Oh, okay.

02:58:26.520 --> 02:58:33.560
judge quackity in real life this is what i look like oh okay

02:58:33.560 --> 02:58:37.560
thank you thank you so much

02:58:37.560 --> 02:58:39.560
thank you so much

02:58:43.560 --> 02:58:51.560
oh yes

02:58:51.560 --> 02:58:53.560
Yes, please.

02:58:53.560 --> 02:58:55.560
Okay, oh, yes.

02:59:03.560 --> 02:59:05.560
Sorry, I remembered a funny joke.

02:59:05.560 --> 02:59:07.560
Sandra's giggling.

02:59:07.560 --> 02:59:09.560
Wait a minute, it seems.

02:59:09.560 --> 02:59:11.560
Okay, there we go.

02:59:11.560 --> 02:59:13.560
Okay, perfect.

02:59:13.560 --> 02:59:17.560
First of all, I'm going to make a list.

02:59:17.560 --> 02:59:24.920
We are going to make a list. I'm gonna read out the names if I read out your names safe presents understood

02:59:26.800 --> 02:59:28.800
Yeah

02:59:47.560 --> 02:59:49.560
I don't care, we go

02:59:54.560 --> 02:59:56.560
He said present

02:59:57.560 --> 02:59:59.560
He said it

03:00:02.560 --> 03:00:04.560
I'm not here, not here

03:00:06.560 --> 03:00:07.560
Okay, okay

03:00:07.560 --> 03:00:09.560
Don't cut clean

03:00:09.560 --> 03:00:11.560
Don't cut clean?

03:00:12.560 --> 03:00:14.560
Don't cut clean?

03:00:14.560 --> 03:00:16.560
That's a book on

03:00:16.560 --> 03:00:18.560
Hello.

03:00:18.560 --> 03:00:20.560
10 points for Jai.

03:00:20.560 --> 03:00:22.560
Dude, look at this.

03:00:22.560 --> 03:00:24.560
Look at that blinds.

03:00:24.560 --> 03:00:26.560
Don't be scared of the bear.

03:00:26.560 --> 03:00:28.560
This is a test.

03:00:32.560 --> 03:00:34.560
Can you come in with a bear?

03:00:34.560 --> 03:00:36.560
I look like Wolfpack.

03:00:40.560 --> 03:00:42.560
I'm gonna be a factory.

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So in.

03:00:44.560 --> 03:00:46.560
I thought it was different

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Spanish people probably don't have a seat on the keyboard

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Duncan Masink

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President

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El Juan Iquilador

03:00:55.560 --> 03:00:57.560
President

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High dreams present

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Uh, pre-Z.

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Okay.

03:01:18.560 --> 03:01:20.560
Okay.

03:01:20.560 --> 03:01:22.560
Hyper-X.

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And the HENO.

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Eye-Royer.

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Presidente.

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Because he's already at a pre-Z.

03:01:36.560 --> 03:01:38.560
Yeah.

03:01:40.560 --> 03:01:42.560
Uh, wait, uh...

03:01:42.560 --> 03:01:47.160
I can you can you I don't want to butcher your name. Can you tell me exactly how to say your name?

03:01:51.960 --> 03:01:56.720
John yes, he's asleep. Yeah, my mic was off. Sorry. Okay. Okay

03:02:01.160 --> 03:02:03.160
Are you present in the courtroom?

03:02:03.160 --> 03:02:03.660
I'm dead

03:02:06.660 --> 03:02:07.660
I'm dead

03:02:08.660 --> 03:02:09.660
I'm dead

03:02:10.660 --> 03:02:11.160
Ok

03:02:11.660 --> 03:02:13.160
I was wrong

03:02:13.160 --> 03:02:14.660
Let's see, next

03:02:15.660 --> 03:02:17.660
I'm dead

03:02:18.660 --> 03:02:20.660
Ok, ok, pressurize

03:02:21.660 --> 03:02:22.660
I'm dead

03:02:23.660 --> 03:02:24.660
Ok, Grobleis

03:02:25.160 --> 03:02:26.160
I'm dead

03:02:27.160 --> 03:02:29.160
Hey, I'm dead

03:02:31.160 --> 03:02:32.160
Hold on, hold on, hold on

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Okay, Maximus.

03:02:37.580 --> 03:02:38.660
But I'm back.

03:02:41.660 --> 03:02:42.820
He's not boss.

03:02:43.160 --> 03:02:43.660
Present.

03:02:44.580 --> 03:02:47.120
Okay, Senpai, Spider.

03:02:47.580 --> 03:02:48.160
Present.

03:02:49.320 --> 03:02:50.860
Excellent voice.

03:02:51.160 --> 03:02:51.720
Good job.

03:02:51.720 --> 03:02:52.460
Very good voice.

03:02:52.460 --> 03:02:53.420
Thank you.

03:02:53.420 --> 03:02:53.820
You're welcome.

03:02:55.420 --> 03:02:56.420
Tina Kitten.

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Present.

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Hello.

03:02:59.760 --> 03:03:01.020
Hey guys.

03:03:01.020 --> 03:03:01.720
Hi.

03:03:01.720 --> 03:03:02.920
Hi.

03:03:03.160 --> 03:03:04.160
I love that.

03:03:05.160 --> 03:03:06.160
Present!

03:03:28.660 --> 03:03:30.660
I'm also present.

03:03:33.160 --> 03:03:35.160
two people

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and then they look really stupid

03:03:50.360 --> 03:03:55.400
Silence in my courtroom whoever's not silence will get a kick. I have just been given up

03:03:56.280 --> 03:03:58.920
And everyone will get a kick who doesn't respect

03:03:58.920 --> 03:04:08.220
Let's get this out of the way um Alondra and Tubbo you two are the parties involved

03:04:08.220 --> 03:04:12.120
who is accusing who and of what?

03:04:12.120 --> 03:04:27.320
Okay Tubbo you confirm that you are also I think you're muted.

03:04:27.320 --> 03:04:28.600
now i'm here

03:04:28.600 --> 03:04:29.880
okay okay

03:04:29.880 --> 03:04:31.480
uh... you are

03:04:31.480 --> 03:04:35.880
uh... taking a laundry to court is this correct

03:04:35.880 --> 03:04:37.580
now she's doing me

03:04:37.580 --> 03:04:39.880
okay because she's saying that you are

03:04:39.880 --> 03:04:40.580
she's saying

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wait

03:04:41.860 --> 03:04:43.060
oh my god

03:04:43.060 --> 03:04:44.560
co-co-co-co

03:04:44.560 --> 03:04:46.560
what is that?

03:04:46.560 --> 03:04:48.060
wait for the first one

03:04:48.060 --> 03:04:51.560
what is that?

03:04:51.560 --> 03:04:54.960
what is that?

03:04:54.960 --> 03:04:58.000
Okay, we need to set this on. Who is a cute...

03:04:58.000 --> 03:04:59.000
Who is...

03:04:59.000 --> 03:05:01.000
I'm doing her!

03:05:01.000 --> 03:05:02.440
Okay, okay.

03:05:02.440 --> 03:05:04.840
Top vote. Is your attorney present in the room?

03:05:04.840 --> 03:05:05.840
Yes!

03:05:05.840 --> 03:05:07.840
Okay, who is your attorney?

03:05:07.840 --> 03:05:08.840
Bullish Gamers!

03:05:08.840 --> 03:05:10.840
Over here!

03:05:10.840 --> 03:05:12.840
Woohoohoo!

03:05:12.840 --> 03:05:13.840
Thank you.

03:05:13.840 --> 03:05:14.840
This is your attorney.

03:05:14.840 --> 03:05:15.840
Yeah!

03:05:15.840 --> 03:05:16.840
Alondra?

03:05:16.840 --> 03:05:18.840
Who is your lawyer?

03:05:18.840 --> 03:05:21.840
Who is your legal representative?

03:05:21.840 --> 03:05:23.840
What was he talking about?

03:05:23.840 --> 03:05:24.840
I don't know.

03:05:24.840 --> 03:05:26.840
I think he's in the store.

03:05:26.840 --> 03:05:28.840
All right, perfect.

03:05:28.840 --> 03:05:29.840
Silence, Jerry.

03:05:29.840 --> 03:05:32.840
Jerry, you have been giving one specific instruction.

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It's just to stop silence during the court case.

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So I trust that you will respect the court.

03:05:40.840 --> 03:05:41.840
Thank you very much.

03:05:41.840 --> 03:05:42.840
You don't see the subtitles?

03:05:42.840 --> 03:05:43.840
What do you mean?

03:05:43.840 --> 03:05:47.840
I think she's far across.

03:05:47.840 --> 03:05:50.840
Do you have the translation box?

03:05:50.840 --> 03:05:52.840
Yes, okay, okay

03:05:55.080 --> 03:05:57.460
We asked that one of the juries

03:06:03.600 --> 03:06:08.920
Okay, thank you. Thank you so much. All right, ladies and gentlemen, please pay close attention

03:06:09.000 --> 03:06:12.560
This is a court case where one of the defendants

03:06:16.280 --> 03:06:19.180
I'm sorry, is there a joke you wanted to tell the court Aaron

03:06:19.180 --> 03:06:32.180
No, no, your honor, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. All right. Please take a seat. Alondra and Juan, Tobbo and foolish. Please take a seat. I will explain the rulings of the court.

03:06:32.180 --> 03:06:41.180
Number one that you must understand. I'm going to repeat these instructions in English and Spanish since one of the parties, of course, speaks Spanish.

03:06:41.180 --> 03:06:52.340
In this court case, we will take things at that. I trust that you have prepared all the evidence and all the proof of what you're accusing the other party of.

03:06:52.340 --> 03:07:02.180
Yes, yes, your honor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you need any resources, right in here, we have a camera. We have item frames. We have paper and we have a TV.

03:07:02.180 --> 03:07:05.180
Oh, thank you. Understood.

03:07:05.180 --> 03:07:06.180
Yeah.

03:07:06.180 --> 03:07:13.420
For every piece of evidence you have to have two copies one that you will place down here and one that you will give me you understand this oh

03:07:14.380 --> 03:07:19.660
Okay, yeah, okay, okay two copies of every piece of evidence so I can take a look as well

03:07:19.660 --> 03:07:22.460
Okay, and lastly I must say that

03:07:23.460 --> 03:07:30.020
In the court of law metagaming is not allowed meaning all your evidence much must have a substantial

03:07:30.500 --> 03:07:32.500
Reason as to why you have it

03:07:32.500 --> 03:07:39.660
So you cannot take screenshots of other streams. You cannot take screenshots of a Twitter post you saw and present that as anything

03:07:39.900 --> 03:07:45.540
It will be it will be dismissed by the court of law that piece of evidence. Yes, you're understood

03:07:47.660 --> 03:07:50.380
So you understand these rules and you wish to proceed with this

03:07:51.220 --> 03:07:56.100
With this court case. Yeah, I'm feeling 1 million percent very good. Thank you

03:07:56.100 --> 03:08:02.100
Alondra, te voy a leer las instrucciones en español, este es un caso muy delicado, obviamente.

03:08:02.100 --> 03:08:05.100
Confío de que tienen toda la evidencia puesta.

03:08:05.100 --> 03:08:07.100
Yes, señorita.

03:08:07.100 --> 03:08:08.100
Okay, perfecto.

03:08:08.100 --> 03:08:14.100
Van a tener materiales acá atrás, una cámara, item frames, papel y una televisión para presentar su evidencia.

03:08:14.100 --> 03:08:18.100
Su evidencia tienen que presentar una evidencia que van a poner acá.

03:08:18.100 --> 03:08:19.100
Thank you.

03:08:19.100 --> 03:08:20.100
Thank you.

03:08:20.100 --> 03:08:21.100
No.

03:08:21.100 --> 03:08:21.600
No.

03:08:22.300 --> 03:08:24.700
Hyper, is there anything you would like to tell the court?

03:08:25.900 --> 03:08:27.200
What?

03:08:29.300 --> 03:08:33.200
Hyper, is there anything you would like to tell the court as you are an audience member

03:08:33.400 --> 03:08:35.400
and anything you would like to tell your honor?

03:08:35.500 --> 03:08:36.700
You are able to right now.

03:08:36.700 --> 03:08:38.300
Is there anything you want to say?

03:08:39.400 --> 03:08:41.100
No, I'd like to see this through.

03:08:41.900 --> 03:08:42.400
I'm just watching.

03:08:42.400 --> 03:08:43.200
Thank you very much.

03:08:43.200 --> 03:08:44.000
Thank you very much.

03:08:44.600 --> 03:08:47.100
Juan y Alondrisa les comento reitero.

03:08:47.300 --> 03:08:49.800
Me van a tener que presentar dos copias de su prueba.

03:08:49.800 --> 03:08:53.440
La primera copia la van a presentar aqui y la otra me la van a dar a mi, correcto?

03:08:53.440 --> 03:08:55.440
Ay que ridiculo, sí, la senoria.

03:08:56.440 --> 03:09:01.920
Entonces, a partir de esto les tengo que decir, metagaming no esta permitido en la corte.

03:09:01.920 --> 03:09:08.640
Significa que si alguna de sus pruebas contiene metagaming o un tweet o un mensaje de chat,

03:09:08.640 --> 03:09:12.320
no cuenta como pruebas, no va a ser admisible en la corte.

03:09:13.200 --> 03:09:14.960
Perfecto, su senoría.

03:09:14.960 --> 03:09:21.960
Okay, perfect. So, uh, I confirm that you are the plaintiffs and I am the plaintiffs.

03:09:21.960 --> 03:09:27.560
Okay, just to confirm, you are accusing them, they are the accused and you, uh, they are

03:09:27.560 --> 03:09:30.440
the defendants and you guys are the, uh, you're accusing them.

03:09:30.440 --> 03:09:33.240
Uh, yes, they are scumbags, your honor. Yes.

03:09:33.240 --> 03:09:35.240
Your court is super strong.

03:09:35.240 --> 03:09:40.240
Okay, okay. Everyone, let's get a round of applause as the court is now in session.

03:09:40.240 --> 03:09:56.240
Let's get started. Let's get started. We are going to start with the opening statements.

03:09:56.240 --> 03:10:01.240
Uh, Fulish and Tubbo, do you all have opening statements you'd like to give?

03:10:01.240 --> 03:10:02.240
Um, is it?

03:10:02.240 --> 03:10:03.240
I can give a statement?

03:10:03.240 --> 03:10:07.240
Yeah, my client would love to give a statement right now.

03:10:07.240 --> 03:10:09.240
Wait, what the hell?

03:10:09.240 --> 03:10:18.840
are you okay your okay you guys can you guys hear my my music for for a second

03:10:18.840 --> 03:10:24.280
okay listen tell about please step here in front of the court also just one more

03:10:24.280 --> 03:10:29.280
thing just one more thing the people you see are part of the jury they are

03:10:29.280 --> 03:10:33.920
neutral parties that based upon your facts will decide what the sentencing

03:10:33.920 --> 03:10:38.120
will be of course based on your suggestion but they are neutral parties

03:10:38.120 --> 03:10:40.120
you understand this? Yes, your honor.

03:11:08.120 --> 03:11:10.120
It's so horrible.

03:11:10.120 --> 03:11:12.120
Go ahead, young mulchie.

03:11:16.120 --> 03:11:18.120
It's time out, it's time out.

03:11:20.120 --> 03:11:25.120
I'll start and then pass it off to you.

03:11:25.120 --> 03:11:29.120
Now, in my courtroom, we'll get kicked out of the server. Order in my court right now.

03:11:32.120 --> 03:11:36.120
You can just leave it to the host and we'll all imagine that he's here.

03:11:36.120 --> 03:11:39.640
We'll see, uh, guard, guard, can you please get rid of this bear?

03:11:39.640 --> 03:11:41.080
Someone killed a bear!

03:11:41.080 --> 03:11:43.480
You can kill it outside, no one is waiting outside.

03:11:43.480 --> 03:11:45.480
Oh my god, there's a fucking bear.

03:11:45.480 --> 03:11:47.480
I'm gonna put this in the game.

03:11:47.480 --> 03:11:49.960
Order in the court, order in the court.

03:11:51.240 --> 03:11:54.920
Tubbo and foolish gamers, do you have an opening statement?

03:11:54.920 --> 03:11:58.760
Uh, yes, I just wanna say a couple words and I'll pass it off to Tubbo.

03:11:58.760 --> 03:11:59.560
Okay, okay.

03:11:59.560 --> 03:12:01.160
Don't squeeze the Vojtek!

03:12:01.160 --> 03:12:04.200
Oh my god, someone please kill that fucking bear!

03:12:04.200 --> 03:12:06.200
It's a fact of the past!

03:12:06.200 --> 03:12:09.200
One more time, I'll tell you that we have to kill the dog, we won't like it.

03:12:09.200 --> 03:12:11.200
Oh, who's that then?

03:12:11.200 --> 03:12:13.200
No, what's up, what are you?

03:12:13.200 --> 03:12:16.200
Oh my God, who brought a fucking bear to my court?

03:12:16.200 --> 03:12:19.200
The dog is also a criminal in this case.

03:12:19.200 --> 03:12:21.200
Okay, please sit down, Mr. Graf.

03:12:21.200 --> 03:12:23.200
We are the court and...

03:12:23.200 --> 03:12:25.200
My seat doesn't exist.

03:12:25.200 --> 03:12:27.200
Okay, Gavie's here too.

03:12:27.200 --> 03:12:28.200
Okay.

03:12:28.200 --> 03:12:30.200
A little late tonight.

03:12:30.200 --> 03:12:32.200
I understand.

03:12:32.200 --> 03:12:35.200
Thank you, Mr. Police.

03:12:35.200 --> 03:12:39.200
Podemos seguir. Muchas gracias.

03:12:39.200 --> 03:12:40.200
Lord Almighty.

03:12:40.200 --> 03:12:43.200
Okay, Foolish Gamers is about to give his opening statements.

03:12:43.200 --> 03:12:45.200
Please begin now.

03:12:45.200 --> 03:12:50.200
Your Honor, may I just start off by saying your ass is looking great today.

03:12:50.200 --> 03:12:52.200
Oh my God.

03:12:52.200 --> 03:12:53.200
Oh, que ridiculo.

03:12:53.200 --> 03:12:54.200
Now.

03:12:54.200 --> 03:12:55.200
Okay.

03:12:55.200 --> 03:12:56.200
This is Foolish Gamers.

03:12:56.200 --> 03:13:00.200
I'm gonna ask you and remind everyone in this courtroom that even if you saw me

03:13:00.200 --> 03:13:05.980
Previously as a colleague as a friend or as a boyfriend. I'm going to ask you that you take all those pre-dispositions

03:13:06.320 --> 03:13:12.260
Outside the window. I'm a mutual party and you do not disrespect me in that manner. You understand. I'm sorry sir

03:13:12.260 --> 03:13:14.260
I won't look at your ass

03:13:14.260 --> 03:13:20.000
You have a nice ass too. Okay. Thank you on with your opening statements. Um, Tubbo. Whoa, it's your turn

03:13:20.000 --> 03:13:22.520
Please tell the court that that was it. Yeah

03:13:23.120 --> 03:13:25.120
Okay

03:13:25.120 --> 03:13:27.920
No, no, no, now Tubbo, now Tubbo's gonna do his part.

03:13:27.920 --> 03:13:29.480
Oh my God.

03:13:29.480 --> 03:13:30.320
Go on Tubbo.

03:13:30.320 --> 03:13:32.480
I'm gonna kill myself.

03:13:32.480 --> 03:13:33.320
Your Honor.

03:13:33.320 --> 03:13:34.680
Can I go to the opening statement please?

03:13:34.680 --> 03:13:37.840
Your Honor, over the last few weeks,

03:13:37.840 --> 03:13:41.800
I have been victim to daily harassment,

03:13:41.800 --> 03:13:46.800
theft, property damage, and also the loss of a child.

03:13:48.240 --> 03:13:49.080
Wow.

03:13:50.000 --> 03:13:51.000
This woman here,

03:13:52.840 --> 03:13:54.660
this woman here, I've never,

03:13:54.660 --> 03:13:55.780
I've never met before.

03:13:55.780 --> 03:13:59.260
We exchanged our first sentences today,

03:13:59.260 --> 03:14:02.700
and she has done nothing but be my mortal enemy,

03:14:02.700 --> 03:14:05.460
although we have never even introduced.

03:14:05.460 --> 03:14:09.380
And I'm looking forward to getting this trial behind us,

03:14:09.380 --> 03:14:13.180
and then hopefully we can repair a friendship that

03:14:13.180 --> 03:14:15.620
didn't exist.

03:14:15.620 --> 03:14:16.580
Wow.

03:14:16.580 --> 03:14:18.140
Very interesting.

03:14:18.140 --> 03:14:21.860
What would you like in return, since you are accusing them?

03:14:21.860 --> 03:14:22.940
What would you like in return?

03:14:22.940 --> 03:14:30.380
I actually have prepared a demands list if I if I could I come up and say yes

03:14:30.380 --> 03:14:36.680
absolutely yeah hand me the book and I'll read it out loud oh okay well make

03:14:36.680 --> 03:14:42.720
sure to read every every line okay so these are the demands that turbo asks of

03:14:42.720 --> 03:14:44.720
a Londra

03:14:53.560 --> 03:14:58.000
They are very reasonable you're on up. I'm not trying to do too much to bow buns

03:14:59.760 --> 03:15:02.080
One week in prison that's hobo builds

03:15:02.880 --> 03:15:05.780
One week of best friendship same week in prison

03:15:06.680 --> 03:15:08.680
No more cobblestone builds

03:15:09.200 --> 03:15:11.680
Move my stones. Whatever that means

03:15:12.720 --> 03:15:18.000
paper ash wax to have a vacation in the future and she must become a vampire

03:15:21.680 --> 03:15:23.680
let okay see

03:15:25.520 --> 03:15:31.520
this are the demands that he had in your body the jury will define if these demands are appropriate

03:15:31.520 --> 03:15:33.200
according to everything that happens

03:15:33.200 --> 03:15:42.660
I'm not sure what it is, but it's like a bread.

03:15:42.660 --> 03:15:49.100
One week in prison that you were going to build, one week of being best friends that

03:15:49.100 --> 03:15:51.520
you were going to be in prison.

03:16:21.520 --> 03:16:28.520
Thank you. Thank you, Judge. Thank you, your honor. Thank you.

03:16:28.520 --> 03:16:32.520
Please take a seat. Please take a seat.

03:16:32.520 --> 03:16:34.520
Judge, what a beautiful reading.

03:16:34.520 --> 03:16:37.520
The opening statements of Alondrisa en Juan Inquilador.

03:16:37.520 --> 03:16:41.520
Ven a Londra.

03:16:41.520 --> 03:16:50.480
The day of today we are here present not only to defend the honor of my client, but we also have some

03:16:50.480 --> 03:16:58.200
demands against demand since my client has suffered a personal loss and the loss of

03:16:58.200 --> 03:17:04.540
his dignity. If you like you can read page seven of this book. After you come back,

03:17:04.540 --> 03:17:06.540
because there is my defense.

03:17:06.540 --> 03:17:08.540
That's Juan! Defend it!

03:17:11.540 --> 03:17:14.540
Silence, please! Order in my courtroom, please.

03:17:15.540 --> 03:17:18.540
Juan, what is this exactly? What do you need me to read from this?

03:17:21.540 --> 03:17:22.540
Page 7.

03:17:22.540 --> 03:17:24.540
Oh, so you want something too? I don't...

03:17:25.540 --> 03:17:27.540
Turns out the defendant's watching.

03:17:27.540 --> 03:17:29.540
See, I thought that was through in us.

03:17:29.540 --> 03:17:30.540
Yeah, that makes sense.

03:17:30.540 --> 03:17:32.540
Okay, you know what? They have to...

03:17:32.540 --> 03:17:40.700
Okay, it's a counter suit. It's a counter lawsuit. Okay. Yeah. All right. They want I'm going to read it in

03:17:41.580 --> 03:17:44.020
I'm going to read it in Spanish and I'm going to read in English. Okay

03:17:44.740 --> 03:17:47.440
Okay, okay. So there's a man so the following

03:18:02.540 --> 03:18:06.500
en honor a los acontecimientos y a las víctimas, Josh,

03:18:06.500 --> 03:18:08.460
siendo una de las víctimas.

03:18:08.460 --> 03:18:12.900
Que tuvo trabajo para Londresa una semana entera.

03:18:12.900 --> 03:18:15.060
I'm going to read these demands in English now.

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I'm going to translate them.

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Why?

03:18:17.260 --> 03:18:20.460
They want to the accusers, they

03:18:20.460 --> 03:18:24.020
don't want you to touch their terrain, their area of building.

03:18:24.020 --> 03:18:28.100
They want the train to have the name Expresso Alandresa.

03:18:28.100 --> 03:18:29.700
And in the area of their terrain,

03:18:29.700 --> 03:18:32.180
they want a station with that same name.

03:18:32.180 --> 03:18:41.060
whole new station. They want a museum constructed in their terrain under supervision of them

03:18:41.060 --> 03:18:49.460
in honor of the victim, Josh. Okay, we'll find out who Josh is. And they want you to work for them

03:18:49.460 --> 03:18:59.620
for an entire week. Thank you. Okay, please take a seat. Perfect. So these are the facts.

03:18:59.620 --> 03:19:07.460
So I need one of the parties now I need one of the parties to come up and tell me the facts. Okay, the facts are in order

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What happened exactly that caused this whole case?

03:19:11.700 --> 03:19:12.980
Factuals

03:19:12.980 --> 03:19:16.020
Well, yes, let me give us the facts of the case

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All right, let me explain to the court and to your honor what happened that fateful day

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It all started

03:19:26.740 --> 03:19:28.740
When tubo built his beautiful

03:19:28.740 --> 03:19:36.580
full train tracks something that much of the server admires and dear to Tubbo's little

03:19:36.580 --> 03:19:38.140
baby angel heart.

03:19:38.140 --> 03:19:40.140
No idea.

03:19:40.140 --> 03:19:42.140
No idea.

03:19:42.140 --> 03:19:44.140
What the fucks?

03:19:44.140 --> 03:19:46.020
Oh, yeah that was very disturbing.

03:19:46.020 --> 03:19:48.380
Go on, go on.

03:19:48.380 --> 03:19:57.180
So it all started when after he built his train tracks, Aladrisa over here decided

03:19:57.180 --> 03:20:02.180
to build the castle and her walls over the train tracks.

03:20:04.180 --> 03:20:06.180
Yes, it's horrible.

03:20:06.180 --> 03:20:08.180
I don't like to use the words

03:20:09.180 --> 03:20:13.180
griefing, but I think it is appropriate for this matter.

03:20:15.180 --> 03:20:17.180
Now, that is how it started,

03:20:17.180 --> 03:20:20.180
but the ending was much more gruesome perhaps.

03:20:21.180 --> 03:20:22.180
Okay.

03:20:22.180 --> 03:20:24.180
The following day,

03:20:24.180 --> 03:20:31.940
She was recklessly standing on the train tracks like like an idiot

03:20:36.180 --> 03:20:38.980
And before she knew what happened

03:20:45.460 --> 03:20:48.020
It was horrible she died

03:20:48.020 --> 03:21:01.020
But it was not Tubbo's fault, and we'll get into that matter, you know, as the day goes on, but that is what happened and why we're here.

03:21:01.020 --> 03:21:05.020
And then, should I explain what happened after that, or will that come later?

03:21:05.020 --> 03:21:09.020
No, no, well, those are the facts. You just need to give me the facts. Please take a seat.

03:21:09.020 --> 03:21:10.020
Okay, thank you.

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I understand that the details of this case might be very gruesome.

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If anyone wants to step outside, wants to exit the courtroom, please feel free to do so.

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so okay i know these facts can be very very disturbing just make sure and then uh now uh

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to the other part i would like you to explain the facts please

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areas like the Regimen, the Cueva Polaca, the North, and Alondrisa.

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She just arrived on this island, she had a dream, the dream of having her own space,

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a castle that gave her a tribute not only to hard work, but also to plants.

03:22:07.020 --> 03:22:13.020
When Alondrisa prepared this land, when she herself planned the whole area

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and started the construction of his castle,

03:22:16.500 --> 03:22:20.000
he also started his biggest nightmare,

03:22:20.000 --> 03:22:25.000
feeling expelled from the place he worked.

03:22:25.000 --> 03:22:30.000
And not only that, but being a victim of a chain of attacks,

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manipulations, disinformation,

03:22:34.000 --> 03:22:39.000
and all because of the two biggest criminal groups on this island.

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Oh

03:22:41.000 --> 03:22:43.000
LoL

03:22:43.000 --> 03:22:45.000
Oh

03:22:45.000 --> 03:22:47.000
Give me a voice

03:22:47.000 --> 03:22:49.000
What? The pulse in the regime?

03:22:49.000 --> 03:22:51.000
What?

03:22:51.000 --> 03:22:53.000
Would you like the president to present the first test?

03:22:53.000 --> 03:22:55.000
Or are we going to pass the test?

03:22:57.000 --> 03:23:01.000
123 years have passed and you still can't even take it?

03:23:01.000 --> 03:23:03.000
Yeah

03:23:03.000 --> 03:23:07.000
There's this crazy guy in the audience, please ignore it.

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You will have your chance to present the facts, but let's go in order. Please take a seat and thank you for your opening statement

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Police gamers

03:23:15.040 --> 03:23:17.040
you need to present

03:23:17.360 --> 03:23:20.640
Evidence of everything you just accused this party of do you have

03:23:32.040 --> 03:23:34.520
That wasn't funny that there was nothing

03:23:37.000 --> 03:23:45.200
I just remember a small a small uh, that was yeah, that wasn't funny please silence silence in the courtroom, please

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Wait, so I should submit it into here and do you know no no no no no please hand me over the evidence

03:23:51.560 --> 03:23:56.360
Okay, you don't have to make copies. Just give me the evidence and oh, okay that one will be probably

03:24:01.400 --> 03:24:02.320
Okay

03:24:02.320 --> 03:24:04.880
From these two pictures, which one would you like me to place first?

03:24:04.880 --> 03:24:11.560
Um, maybe the one with with tabo as real face is real. Okay, so this is this is a piece of evidence

03:24:12.400 --> 03:24:14.400
We have been submitted by this party

03:24:20.960 --> 03:24:27.020
This is only the beginning of the hardship tabo has

03:24:27.680 --> 03:24:29.680
Has dealt with

03:24:29.680 --> 03:24:32.760
Okay, oh a jury, please pass this picture round

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Oh

03:24:42.400 --> 03:24:46.720
This other one to the audience and actually give me another copy so I can show the jury

03:24:46.720 --> 03:24:48.720
Okay, let me

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You guys can come down and see the evidence whenever it's

03:25:16.720 --> 03:25:21.220
Okay. Do you have another piece of evidence foolish? I'm gonna put it right here.

03:25:21.220 --> 03:25:24.720
Um, yeah, here's a piece of evidence. Everyone just take a look.

03:25:24.720 --> 03:25:33.720
This is a judgment of his character. He is a friend to all, even the littlest of creatures.

03:25:33.720 --> 03:25:36.720
You said I was barely in this photo. Why am I not?

03:25:36.720 --> 03:25:39.720
Well, because you're a friend to Tumbo too. He cares about people as well.

03:25:39.720 --> 03:25:41.720
This is just a matter of character.

03:25:41.720 --> 03:25:44.720
Take a seat, Jerry. Take a seat.

03:25:44.720 --> 03:25:46.720
Okay, okay, okay, let's all right

03:25:54.720 --> 03:25:56.720
Yes

03:25:59.000 --> 03:26:03.080
The two photos used here as evidence demonstrates

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I never trusted that guy

03:26:36.600 --> 03:26:43.840
So the two photos I showed you here demonstrate the sadness and

03:26:44.720 --> 03:26:48.160
the frustration and the loss of

03:26:48.160 --> 03:26:52.120
train ship that Tubbo has gone through.

03:26:52.120 --> 03:26:55.640
Can you please, can we kick him out? We should murder him.

03:26:55.640 --> 03:26:59.160
Can we execute him? Can we kill him? Order in the court.

03:26:59.160 --> 03:27:02.600
Okay, foolish. And this other...

03:27:02.600 --> 03:27:05.640
Wrap it up, wrap it up. The other evidence here, it shows

03:27:05.640 --> 03:27:10.280
that he wouldn't kill a stupid person that would stand on the train

03:27:10.280 --> 03:27:12.800
because look at how kind he is to this frog and parrot.

03:27:12.800 --> 03:27:13.800
No.

03:27:13.800 --> 03:27:14.800
What?

03:27:14.800 --> 03:27:15.800
Okay.

03:27:15.800 --> 03:27:16.800
Anything else, foolish?

03:27:16.800 --> 03:27:17.800
Uh, that's it for now.

03:27:17.800 --> 03:27:18.800
I'll have more later.

03:27:18.800 --> 03:27:19.800
Okay.

03:27:19.800 --> 03:27:20.800
You literally took that picture today.

03:27:20.800 --> 03:27:21.800
That is very interesting.

03:27:21.800 --> 03:27:22.800
What is happening?

03:27:22.800 --> 03:27:23.800
Don't worry.

03:27:23.800 --> 03:27:24.800
I got more later.

03:27:24.800 --> 03:27:25.800
The fuck are you doing?

03:27:25.800 --> 03:27:26.800
No, it comes later.

03:27:26.800 --> 03:27:27.800
It comes later.

03:27:27.800 --> 03:27:28.800
Order in the court.

03:27:28.800 --> 03:27:29.800
Order in the court.

03:27:29.800 --> 03:27:30.800
Let's get a round of applause.

03:27:30.800 --> 03:27:31.800
Let's get a round of applause, everyone.

03:27:31.800 --> 03:27:32.800
Thank you.

03:27:32.800 --> 03:27:33.800
Thank you.

03:27:33.800 --> 03:27:34.800
Oh!

03:27:34.800 --> 03:27:35.800
Yeah.

03:27:35.800 --> 03:27:36.800
Oh!

03:27:36.800 --> 03:27:37.800
Oh!

03:27:37.800 --> 03:27:38.800
Oh!

03:27:38.800 --> 03:27:39.800
Oh!

03:27:39.800 --> 03:27:40.800
Oh!

03:27:40.800 --> 03:27:41.800
Oh!

03:27:41.800 --> 03:27:50.400
Please Juaniquilador come right ahead. Do you have evidence to counterclaim or to at least show everything you want to claim?

03:27:50.400 --> 03:27:55.600
Okay, necesito un televisor para poner un video. Podríamos poner un televisor?

03:27:55.600 --> 03:27:57.600
Absolutely.

03:27:57.600 --> 03:27:59.600
Who?

03:27:59.600 --> 03:28:01.600
Oh.

03:28:01.600 --> 03:28:03.600
Okay.

03:28:03.600 --> 03:28:05.600
Okay.

03:28:05.600 --> 03:28:07.600
He's way more young.

03:28:07.600 --> 03:28:09.600
Okay.

03:28:09.600 --> 03:28:11.600
Okay, perfect. Jerry, come down here.

03:28:11.600 --> 03:28:13.600
Come down here.

03:28:13.600 --> 03:28:15.600
Because the subtitles will...

03:28:15.600 --> 03:28:17.600
No one speak.

03:28:17.600 --> 03:28:19.600
Oh, I love people.

03:28:19.600 --> 03:28:21.600
Ah.

03:28:21.600 --> 03:28:23.600
I'm going to make you lose your time.

03:28:23.600 --> 03:28:26.600
Let's watch a clip that shows us what happened

03:28:26.600 --> 03:28:30.600
the day my client, Londrisa, had a terrible accident.

03:28:30.600 --> 03:28:32.600
Evidence card, can we put the TV up here?

03:28:32.600 --> 03:28:34.600
Evidence card, can we put the TV up here

03:28:34.600 --> 03:28:36.600
so everyone can see and watch each other?

03:28:36.600 --> 03:28:38.600
Okay, let's put it up there.

03:28:38.600 --> 03:28:39.600
Oh, evidence card.

03:28:39.600 --> 03:28:41.600
Yes, if it's better up there, I'll put it up there.

03:28:41.600 --> 03:28:42.600
I think so.

03:28:42.600 --> 03:28:43.600
I'm going to put it up there.

03:28:43.600 --> 03:28:44.600
I'm going to put it up there.

03:28:44.600 --> 03:28:45.600
I'm going to put it up there.

03:28:45.600 --> 03:28:46.600
Silence!

03:28:46.600 --> 03:28:48.600
So

03:28:59.680 --> 03:29:01.680
Louder louder

03:29:16.600 --> 03:29:19.600
No, no, no, no!

03:29:19.600 --> 03:29:22.600
It's not a brownish.

03:29:22.600 --> 03:29:25.600
No, no, no!

03:29:25.600 --> 03:29:27.600
It doesn't look anything.

03:29:27.600 --> 03:29:32.600
What I just saw was the bastard's mind.

03:29:32.600 --> 03:29:35.600
There's much more to it.

03:29:35.600 --> 03:29:39.600
My client came to the area near the regime and the Polish cave

03:29:39.600 --> 03:29:42.600
without knowing what he was putting in the wolf's mouth.

03:29:42.600 --> 03:29:43.600
logo.

03:29:43.600 --> 03:29:45.600
Ella se apropio de su terreno.

03:29:45.600 --> 03:29:52.320
Terreno que no le pertenecía a nadie, trabajó en él y haciendo un reportaje para los chicos

03:29:52.320 --> 03:29:56.280
de la Federación fue agredida por el tren.

03:29:56.280 --> 03:29:58.520
Pero ustedes creen que eso está feo.

03:29:58.520 --> 03:30:01.480
Hay una situación de la que nadie estaba enterado.

03:30:01.480 --> 03:30:03.640
Podrían poner un marco de imagen, por favor.

03:30:03.640 --> 03:30:04.880
Yes, evidence card.

03:30:04.880 --> 03:30:05.880
Evidence card.

03:30:05.880 --> 03:30:09.080
Please take his evidence to put on the...

03:30:09.080 --> 03:30:10.080
Coniquilador.

03:30:10.080 --> 03:30:12.080
Oh my gosh

03:30:18.520 --> 03:30:21.560
Smoke inside the courtroom you're able to I know this is very stressful

03:30:40.080 --> 03:30:42.080
What the hell is this shit?

03:30:42.080 --> 03:30:44.080
What the hell is this?

03:30:52.080 --> 03:30:54.080
Why are you here?

03:30:54.080 --> 03:30:57.080
Please repeat what this picture is, explain.

03:31:01.080 --> 03:31:03.080
Oh my gosh

03:31:10.080 --> 03:31:22.840
This is irrelevant to what happened to

03:31:22.840 --> 03:31:23.840
Andresa.

03:31:23.840 --> 03:31:44.480
This changes nothing of Tabo's guilty or innocent about her train getting hit.

03:31:44.480 --> 03:31:47.640
whether she had a baby in her or not is irrelevant.

03:31:49.520 --> 03:31:50.840
Objection, overworld.

03:31:52.640 --> 03:31:55.440
There is, there is a effective third party,

03:31:55.440 --> 03:31:57.840
which is the passing of her baby.

03:31:57.840 --> 03:32:00.200
So we will have to submit that into evidence

03:32:00.200 --> 03:32:02.120
and into consideration, foolish gamers.

03:32:02.120 --> 03:32:02.960
I apologize.

03:32:02.960 --> 03:32:04.300
Yes, your honor.

03:32:04.300 --> 03:32:05.140
Okay.

03:32:05.140 --> 03:32:05.960
Yes.

03:32:05.960 --> 03:32:06.800
Don't worry.

03:32:10.440 --> 03:32:11.680
We still have a witness.

03:32:11.680 --> 03:32:13.760
Okay, a testimony, please call it.

03:32:13.760 --> 03:32:15.760
Simone to the stand. He's got the way to the next.

03:32:15.760 --> 03:32:17.760
Could you please pass to the front?

03:32:17.760 --> 03:32:19.760
Me?

03:32:19.760 --> 03:32:21.760
Oh, God.

03:32:21.760 --> 03:32:23.760
Do I have to say something?

03:32:23.760 --> 03:32:25.760
Ah, okay.

03:32:25.760 --> 03:32:27.760
I will speak English to make my peace with the people.

03:32:27.760 --> 03:32:31.760
Yes, please, please, please state your oath.

03:32:31.760 --> 03:32:35.760
Do I repeat something after you or do I make one up?

03:32:35.760 --> 03:32:37.760
Absolutely.

03:32:37.760 --> 03:32:39.760
And I know this by...

03:32:39.760 --> 03:32:41.760
Google.

03:32:41.760 --> 03:32:43.900
No, not by Google. No, shut the fuck up.

03:32:43.900 --> 03:32:51.040
Okay, grab, grab, do you solemnly swear or a friend that you will listen carefully to the evidence

03:32:51.040 --> 03:32:54.960
and give a fair verdict based on that is not for you actually, that is for the jury.

03:32:54.960 --> 03:32:56.160
You know what, Jess?

03:32:56.160 --> 03:32:59.200
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

03:32:59.200 --> 03:33:02.400
You have the right to a lawyer, one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford one.

03:33:02.400 --> 03:33:05.280
That is Miranda rights, we are not going to have Miranda rights.

03:33:05.280 --> 03:33:10.080
Do you, do you solemnly swear to tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth so help you God?

03:33:10.080 --> 03:33:15.840
I solemnly swear to tell nothing but the truth. Tell only the truth.

03:33:15.840 --> 03:33:18.160
Now why would they for a whole truth to help you?

03:33:18.160 --> 03:33:21.680
Please take the stand. Let's get a round of applause.

03:33:21.680 --> 03:33:23.680
Yeah! Yeah, grab it!

03:33:23.680 --> 03:33:25.680
He's pleased to be reached!

03:33:25.680 --> 03:33:27.680
Okay, okay, okay.

03:33:27.680 --> 03:33:29.680
This is a little final.

03:33:29.680 --> 03:33:31.680
Yes, that's right.

03:33:31.680 --> 03:33:35.680
Ask the questions to your testimony. What do you want your testimony? Let's see. Let's go.

03:33:35.680 --> 03:33:40.240
Graf, where were you when Alondrisa was in the accident?

03:33:43.240 --> 03:33:44.240
Inside the train.

03:33:51.440 --> 03:33:52.440
It's the real way.

03:33:57.920 --> 03:34:01.160
But there's a complicated situation here.

03:34:01.160 --> 03:34:06.160
Who paid you to drive that train and hit London, thank you.

03:34:09.160 --> 03:34:17.160
The train was built so that the Polish cave may receive shipments of lava for our reactor.

03:34:18.160 --> 03:34:19.160
Oh my god.

03:34:19.160 --> 03:34:20.160
Is it kind of good for Teba?

03:34:20.160 --> 03:34:21.160
He's going to give us lava.

03:34:22.160 --> 03:34:23.160
Oh.

03:34:23.160 --> 03:34:24.160
It's kind of good for Teba.

03:34:24.160 --> 03:34:25.160
It's kind of good for Teba.

03:34:25.160 --> 03:34:43.960
I did not mean to hit her, Judge, if you could please open the briefcase, which you

03:34:43.960 --> 03:34:47.320
provided earlier, the code is 6726.

03:34:47.320 --> 03:34:54.960
To give everyone context, we were given, the office was submitted some evidence.

03:34:54.960 --> 03:35:00.660
The evidence has not been examined yet, so we cannot confirm the veracity of this, of this,

03:35:00.660 --> 03:35:02.760
but we will open this briefcase.

03:35:02.760 --> 03:35:03.760
What is the code?

03:35:03.760 --> 03:35:04.760
6-7-2-6.

03:35:04.760 --> 03:35:05.760
We don't have to do anything.

03:35:05.760 --> 03:35:06.760
Oh, shit.

03:35:06.760 --> 03:35:07.760
Dude, this is so easy.

03:35:07.760 --> 03:35:08.760
6-7-6-7.

03:35:08.760 --> 03:35:09.760
Okay.

03:35:09.760 --> 03:35:10.760
Okay, 6-7-6-7.

03:35:10.760 --> 03:35:11.760
Let me just open this briefcase.

03:35:11.760 --> 03:35:17.200
Can I leave this card now, please?

03:35:17.200 --> 03:35:18.760
Is there an issue next time?

03:35:18.760 --> 03:35:19.760
No, no, no.

03:35:19.760 --> 03:35:20.760
Get out of here, bitch.

03:35:20.760 --> 03:35:21.760
Oh, you just...

03:35:21.760 --> 03:35:23.760
BWAAA!

03:35:23.760 --> 03:35:25.760
BWAAA!

03:35:25.760 --> 03:35:27.760
BWAAA!

03:35:27.760 --> 03:35:29.760
BWAAA!

03:35:29.760 --> 03:35:31.760
Very, very, very nice!

03:35:31.760 --> 03:35:33.760
Can you confirm the briefcase is open?

03:35:33.760 --> 03:35:37.760
The briefcase is now open in Tessacono 6726?

03:35:37.760 --> 03:35:38.760
Yes.

03:35:38.760 --> 03:35:39.760
Okay.

03:35:39.760 --> 03:35:41.760
In the briefcase is now open, we have...

03:35:41.760 --> 03:35:45.760
In the Discord, in chat, I have posted three PDFs,

03:35:45.760 --> 03:35:47.760
Polish, English and Spanish.

03:35:47.760 --> 03:35:50.760
I have actually paid a Polish railway lawyer

03:35:50.760 --> 03:35:52.760
There is an expert opinion of me

03:35:59.760 --> 03:36:03.000
Has since PDFs in English Spanish and Polish

03:36:05.640 --> 03:36:11.840
Okay, so let me pretty innocent Wow Wow, this is a lot of information right here

03:36:12.640 --> 03:36:18.480
You will find sighted European as well as Polish law everything is hyperlinked if you would like to read

03:36:18.480 --> 03:36:23.880
Okay, okay, well for timing purposes and to respect the time of the audiences

03:36:23.880 --> 03:36:25.880
You can skip to the conclusion

03:36:28.880 --> 03:36:34.400
Let me hold on hold on I need to open this make sure you're struggling to load halfway through page five

03:36:35.280 --> 03:36:39.120
Okay, everyone, please open the document and I will be reading this conclusion

03:36:39.120 --> 03:36:44.640
We can cross-examine this document later on but for now we need to since you are a testimony

03:36:44.640 --> 03:36:46.920
I'm giving you a little leeway. I can't let it love

03:36:46.920 --> 03:36:50.200
because you have got it in a nice packaged form.

03:36:50.200 --> 03:36:53.160
But I do remind you that my leeway can be limited.

03:36:53.160 --> 03:36:54.400
Understood?

03:36:54.400 --> 03:36:58.840
I can give you a very short version of it, essentially.

03:36:58.840 --> 03:37:01.560
Okay, no need, I'm going to read.

03:37:01.560 --> 03:37:03.680
You mentioned that the conclusion is in here

03:37:03.680 --> 03:37:04.720
and I should read the conclusion.

03:37:04.720 --> 03:37:07.720
Halfway through page five is when the conclusion begins

03:37:07.720 --> 03:37:10.680
and the final answer is just page eight.

03:37:10.680 --> 03:37:12.920
Okay, perfect.

03:37:12.920 --> 03:37:14.680
Conclusions, I'm going to read this

03:37:14.680 --> 03:37:16.800
to the court conclusions.

03:37:16.800 --> 03:37:34.520
According to the instructions of the of attraction vehicle driver, the train driver must while driving the train in accordance with 12 paragraph to observe and strictly adhere to light signals and pay attention to the train being driven when passing traffic control.

03:37:34.560 --> 03:37:38.360
Okay, I must say, I must say give me a second.

03:37:38.360 --> 03:37:39.040
Give me a second.

03:37:39.080 --> 03:37:42.400
What is where are you getting these laws from?

03:37:42.400 --> 03:37:44.640
Where are they those are Polish laws?

03:37:44.640 --> 03:37:49.520
actual legit Polish laws, I will also present another piece of evidence.

03:37:49.520 --> 03:37:52.720
I, uh, this is my license.

03:37:52.720 --> 03:37:58.760
Fun and graph, we are under the jurisdiction of QSMP, we are not under the jurisdiction

03:37:58.760 --> 03:38:04.720
of Polish laws, therefore, these conclusions are deemed not valid in the court of law,

03:38:04.720 --> 03:38:07.080
because we are not practicing under that jurisdiction.

03:38:07.080 --> 03:38:09.200
Can I please place down the right and front?

03:38:09.200 --> 03:38:12.760
Graf me sirivio como testigo respondendo un par de preguntas.

03:38:12.760 --> 03:38:23.760
This legal representative has just told us that your conclusions are not part of the of the thing

03:38:23.760 --> 03:38:41.760
Wow okay I'm sorry this testimony I'm giving you a lot of leeway here Mr. Juan is there anything please wrap this testimony up please

03:38:41.760 --> 03:38:49.760
Also, I'm sorry. This is a good document. The issue is however that Juan must ask you the questions and then you must respond

03:38:49.760 --> 03:38:54.760
The long and short of it is I could not have break in time whatever I was able to do

03:38:55.760 --> 03:38:59.760
Wow, the train was going at 110 kilometers per hour

03:38:59.760 --> 03:39:03.760
So you are not culpable of the running over it

03:39:03.760 --> 03:39:06.760
No matter what I did I would not have been able to break in time

03:39:06.760 --> 03:39:12.680
time and the interview was also not authorized they did not notify anyone that

03:39:12.680 --> 03:39:18.240
the interview was going to happen Wow understood understood one please continue

03:39:18.240 --> 03:39:33.280
this testimony the train had been stolen from our base well not stolen sorry

03:39:33.280 --> 03:39:39.280
the train had been taken for a joyride and my only intention was to return the train back to the

03:39:39.280 --> 03:39:48.000
polish cave station please take a seat grap thank you so much let's give a round of applause

03:39:53.840 --> 03:39:58.160
i must explain i must explain to everyone that the jurisdiction we are practicing under

03:39:58.160 --> 03:40:02.960
is a discord rules that are posted in the qsmp group that is our current legislation

03:40:03.280 --> 03:40:12.540
If anything would come out of this court case and precedence of the situation happening here, those rules and laws will be applied to those discord rules. Understood?

03:40:12.540 --> 03:40:28.380
Yes, I appreciate your your document. In fact, I would like to read this document with the jury when we do get together and come up with a conclusion. So rest assured, your document will not be going to waste.

03:40:28.380 --> 03:40:34.300
It will be read it will be analyzed, but for now of course for the court's time we must continue

03:40:35.780 --> 03:40:37.780
I hope you enjoy it

03:40:58.380 --> 03:41:05.780
in your work, my client not only suffered, but also the little, sweet and adorable Josh,

03:41:05.780 --> 03:41:08.380
who now doesn't see the third one.

03:41:08.380 --> 03:41:09.380
Wow, wow.

03:41:09.380 --> 03:41:10.380
Your honor.

03:41:10.380 --> 03:41:11.380
Yes.

03:41:11.380 --> 03:41:17.980
I feel like with that last evidence in place, I think it would be appropriate that I also

03:41:17.980 --> 03:41:19.780
have a witness to the stand.

03:41:19.780 --> 03:41:20.780
Okay, okay.

03:41:20.780 --> 03:41:21.780
Okay, okay.

03:41:21.780 --> 03:41:24.380
Please call your witness to the stand.

03:41:24.380 --> 03:41:25.380
Yes.

03:41:25.380 --> 03:41:31.940
I think this is the furthest show Tubbo's innocence. I think this next witness will be able to shed light a lot

03:41:31.940 --> 03:41:36.860
Oh, what happened that day? I okay, please would like to call everyone to the stand

03:41:45.660 --> 03:41:48.980
Yes, wait wait no before we go before we go everyone

03:41:48.980 --> 03:41:58.820
You need to make a note to the court of law do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth

03:41:58.820 --> 03:42:04.520
So help you God. I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God

03:42:04.880 --> 03:42:08.200
Please take the sand. Let's get a round of applause. Yeah, everyone

03:42:08.200 --> 03:42:37.920
Now the reason I call upon everyone to the stand is he was another witness on the train

03:42:37.920 --> 03:42:41.280
in that accident and I would yes

03:42:43.840 --> 03:42:45.840
He was inside the train

03:42:53.840 --> 03:43:02.000
Yeah, everyone so you were on the train and do you ever recall seeing Tubbo on in the train

03:43:07.920 --> 03:43:15.280
the train from the very beginning. The story began when I was visiting the regime because

03:43:15.280 --> 03:43:21.640
I was in fact looking for my boyfriend Ash Swagg. Yes, he is a part of the regime and

03:43:21.640 --> 03:43:32.320
I was actually looking for him. It turned out that Ash Swagg wasn't here. So I thought

03:43:32.320 --> 03:43:37.320
that I'm gonna be looking for him inside of my Polish cave.

03:43:37.360 --> 03:43:41.400
But I wanted to act fast, so I want to miss him.

03:43:41.400 --> 03:43:44.520
So I saw the train actually parked

03:43:44.520 --> 03:43:46.960
inside of the regime railway.

03:43:46.960 --> 03:43:51.440
And I asked, can this train actually go max speed,

03:43:51.440 --> 03:43:56.120
ultra omega fast from the regime to the Polish cave?

03:43:56.120 --> 03:43:59.600
And there was him, the graph, the driver.

03:43:59.600 --> 03:44:02.300
I just entered the train and I said to him,

03:44:02.300 --> 03:44:06.300
We need to act fast. We need to drive fast. Let's go!

03:44:06.300 --> 03:44:14.300
And he in fact actually started the train which in this very train, two bombers know where to be seen!

03:44:14.300 --> 03:44:17.300
Woooo!

03:44:17.300 --> 03:44:23.300
I said to grab my butt, him on the shoulder and said, go my friend, to the Polish game!

03:44:23.300 --> 03:44:30.300
I thought that's possible! And you know what guys, we actually went omega ultrasonic fun on the train.

03:44:30.300 --> 03:44:39.300
We actually saw the Alondrista on the railway, and you might ask why she was on in the middle of the road.

03:44:39.300 --> 03:44:43.300
I don't know. I don't like that. Guys, next.

03:44:43.300 --> 03:44:46.300
Hold on. Hold on.

03:44:46.300 --> 03:44:54.300
Is there any objections? I just need to remind everyone that, you know, during cross-examination, anyone can object.

03:44:54.300 --> 03:44:59.300
When they bring up a testimony, you can object. When they bring up a testimony, anyone can object.

03:44:59.300 --> 03:45:01.300
I'm going to get you!

03:45:01.300 --> 03:45:03.300
You're going to get me!

03:45:03.300 --> 03:45:05.300
You're going to get me!

03:45:05.300 --> 03:45:07.300
You're going to get me!

03:45:07.300 --> 03:45:09.300
You're going to get me!

03:45:09.300 --> 03:45:15.300
And then, I said to Graf, we need to be hurry, because I don't know where I'm off into this.

03:45:15.300 --> 03:45:19.300
So I basically sent a go full speed and then, then we saw in the distance.

03:45:19.300 --> 03:45:21.300
You're under, watch that in the distance!

03:45:21.300 --> 03:45:25.300
I even sent Alan Driza!

03:45:25.300 --> 03:45:28.000
I'm not staying on the road, and I said,

03:45:28.000 --> 03:45:30.860
Graf, you need to push the brakes.

03:45:30.860 --> 03:45:32.780
And she said, OK, I'm pushing the brakes,

03:45:32.780 --> 03:45:37.140
but we were going, in fact, 110 kilometers per hour.

03:45:37.140 --> 03:45:41.740
Actually, from the examination, you cannot brake fast enough.

03:45:41.740 --> 03:45:43.500
So the Alandrisa was hit.

03:45:43.500 --> 03:45:45.740
I told Graf to go full speed because I

03:45:45.740 --> 03:45:47.460
was missing my boyfriend.

03:45:47.460 --> 03:45:49.500
That's the honest truth, we are honest.

03:45:49.500 --> 03:45:51.620
I'm so sorry that it's a sensitive topic,

03:45:51.620 --> 03:45:54.100
but to answer your question, no,

03:45:54.100 --> 03:45:59.100
Tuba was not part of this endeavor for even one percent!

03:45:59.100 --> 03:46:00.600
He wasn't there, your honor!

03:46:00.600 --> 03:46:02.600
My client is innocent!

03:46:02.600 --> 03:46:04.100
This is the most done ever!

03:46:04.100 --> 03:46:05.600
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

03:46:05.600 --> 03:46:06.600
Woohoo!

03:46:06.600 --> 03:46:07.600
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

03:46:07.600 --> 03:46:09.600
Sonia, you're our friend!

03:46:09.600 --> 03:46:11.600
Ebra, please take a seat.

03:46:11.600 --> 03:46:13.100
Please take a seat.

03:46:13.100 --> 03:46:17.600
Any concluding, uh, any more questions for this?

03:46:17.600 --> 03:46:23.100
Well, as you can see, Tubbo had no part in this train incident.

03:46:23.100 --> 03:46:29.260
And if anything there was a hijacking one could say but this hijacking

03:46:29.260 --> 03:46:34.740
I don't think actually matters for minutes ago from your mouth your honor

03:46:34.900 --> 03:46:40.200
You said we abide by the rules of the QSMP discord do we not correct?

03:46:40.200 --> 03:46:44.900
We we abide by the jurisdiction of the QSMP that is correct and me and my team

03:46:45.140 --> 03:46:51.900
Have a scan through the documents and there are no rules about running people over with trains

03:46:51.900 --> 03:46:53.900
Okay

03:47:15.660 --> 03:47:21.140
Any any further questioning foolish no that is all from everyone. Thank you everyone

03:47:21.140 --> 03:47:28.820
Please go take a seat. Thank you your honor. Thank you. Thank you. Please go take a seat. Wow. Wow. This is

03:47:30.660 --> 03:47:32.660
This is this is quite

03:47:33.460 --> 03:47:36.660
Quite heavy. Okay. When you go there you want to say something about this?

03:47:38.020 --> 03:47:39.140
Okay

03:47:39.140 --> 03:47:40.140
Amigos

03:47:40.140 --> 03:47:43.960
Nos están tratando de ver la cara de tontos a todos

03:47:43.960 --> 03:47:51.960
You want to make us believe that what happened on this chaotic day was an accident, but it wasn't.

03:47:51.960 --> 03:47:54.960
I would like to call the police officer at this moment.

03:47:54.960 --> 03:47:56.960
Oh, Tobbo?

03:47:56.960 --> 03:47:59.960
Tobbo, you are being called to the stand.

03:47:59.960 --> 03:48:01.960
Okay, up here.

03:48:01.960 --> 03:48:02.960
Can you hear it?

03:48:02.960 --> 03:48:04.960
Yes, yes, yes.

03:48:04.960 --> 03:48:06.960
Juan, you are calling the police.

03:48:06.960 --> 03:48:12.960
Remember, remember this is your, you are legally representing this man.

03:48:12.960 --> 03:48:20.480
So you are able to object if there's anything you are able to object if I overrule it or not that is my decision

03:48:20.760 --> 03:48:24.920
But you are able to object of you if you wish, okay? Yes, your hotness honor

03:48:25.480 --> 03:48:27.480
Okay, Jesus. Okay

03:48:29.560 --> 03:48:31.560
Yeah

03:48:32.120 --> 03:48:34.120
Please Juan Guarniso

03:48:34.440 --> 03:48:39.320
Please go ahead and ask the questions that you want to ask. Oh, I know I sweat it tell this truth and stuff

03:48:39.320 --> 03:48:44.880
Yes, no, no, no, well, you are you already committed to that out as soon as you decided

03:48:44.880 --> 03:48:47.080
to enter this courtroom.

03:48:47.080 --> 03:48:50.400
Well, my primera pregunta para ti es simple.

03:48:50.400 --> 03:48:54.760
Que opinas del castillo de Alondrisa?

03:48:54.760 --> 03:48:55.760
Go on, Thomas.

03:48:55.760 --> 03:48:59.120
I honestly think it's incredibly ugly.

03:48:59.120 --> 03:49:01.120
Ooh!

03:49:01.120 --> 03:49:03.120
That is the whole truth!

03:49:03.120 --> 03:49:05.120
That works!

03:49:05.120 --> 03:49:12.120
When you saw this castle with the material that you don't like, what did you think of it?

03:49:16.120 --> 03:49:24.120
I was like, everyone can play Minecraft their own way, but that doesn't mean I think it looks good.

03:49:24.120 --> 03:49:27.120
Ooh!

03:49:27.120 --> 03:49:29.120
Wow

03:49:43.520 --> 03:49:45.520
Wow

03:49:57.120 --> 03:50:24.140
the world. He's leading him. He has not he has not agreed to any of that. What do you

03:50:24.140 --> 03:50:31.280
mean explain he's he's leading the the jury and the and the who are the people

03:50:31.280 --> 03:50:40.940
that just sit in chairs the audience the people yeah this is all this is all

03:50:40.940 --> 03:50:47.660
full speculation and he has no evidence of this so senior yeah so stay do you

03:50:47.660 --> 03:50:51.780
have any evidence this is this is a very subjective matter whether Tubbo

03:50:51.780 --> 03:50:56.380
likes or doesn't like her castle has nothing to do with this. It is the facts. What did

03:50:56.380 --> 03:51:01.940
he do to the castle and how did he do it? No subjective matters. Only objective ones,

03:51:01.940 --> 03:51:02.940
please.

03:51:02.940 --> 03:51:08.460
Lo que tenemos aquí es el trabajo colectivo de mucha gente. Creo que en este momento

03:51:08.460 --> 03:51:14.900
debemos de pensar lógicamente y darnos cuenta que Tubo está tratando de expulsar

03:51:14.900 --> 03:51:19.940
a Londriza a como del lugar. Do you have proof of this? Do you have evidence that

03:51:19.940 --> 03:51:26.940
That tubo is puppeteering this in order to affect Alandrisa directly?

03:51:26.940 --> 03:51:28.940
One second, Sosenioria.

03:51:28.940 --> 03:51:29.940
Okay.

03:51:29.940 --> 03:51:40.940
Please, no more in my courtroom, please.

03:51:40.940 --> 03:51:42.940
Not sorry.

03:51:42.940 --> 03:51:44.940
No.

03:51:44.940 --> 03:51:46.940
Okay.

03:51:46.940 --> 03:51:48.940
Oh.

03:51:48.940 --> 03:51:50.940
Oh.

03:51:50.940 --> 03:51:52.940
Oh.

03:51:52.940 --> 03:51:54.940
Okay.

03:51:54.940 --> 03:51:56.940
Let's go.

03:51:56.940 --> 03:52:00.940
Would you like to say some words?

03:52:00.940 --> 03:52:02.940
Okay, please.

03:52:02.940 --> 03:52:04.940
Would you like to say some words?

03:52:04.940 --> 03:52:06.940
Hello.

03:52:06.940 --> 03:52:08.940
Please hurry with the evidence.

03:52:08.940 --> 03:52:10.940
Hold on.

03:52:10.940 --> 03:52:17.680
Mr. Juan, I ask you that you get this evidence as soon as possible as we are running on time here and

03:52:17.680 --> 03:52:19.680
Lundrisa please go ahead.

03:52:19.680 --> 03:52:21.680
What do you want to say?

03:52:21.680 --> 03:52:23.680
Good morning for every young.

03:52:23.680 --> 03:52:25.680
What do you want to say?

03:52:25.680 --> 03:52:33.680
I said good morning for every young.

03:52:33.680 --> 03:52:37.680
I don't know if you can say it in Spanish if you like it

03:52:37.680 --> 03:52:41.680
Tell me that I... I... tell... good

03:52:41.680 --> 03:52:44.680
Ok, ok, it's in Spanish

03:52:44.680 --> 03:52:46.680
Say it in Spanish, say it in Spanish

03:52:46.680 --> 03:52:47.680
Ok

03:52:47.680 --> 03:52:50.680
Dear man, I think I lack of respect for...

03:52:50.680 --> 03:52:53.680
Can you put your hands... ok, yes, yes, go ahead, sorry

03:52:53.680 --> 03:52:55.680
I thought you didn't have your titles, go ahead

03:52:55.680 --> 03:53:01.680
Dear man, I think I lack of respect for how the lawyer who is suing me

03:53:01.680 --> 03:53:03.680
She says that it doesn't matter that I lost.

03:53:03.680 --> 03:53:06.680
She's called the bitch that made this out of my the way.

03:53:06.680 --> 03:53:07.680
No, you're gay!

03:53:08.680 --> 03:53:10.680
They're ordering the court!

03:53:10.680 --> 03:53:11.680
Ordering the court!

03:53:11.680 --> 03:53:12.680
They do.

03:53:12.680 --> 03:53:13.680
They're not having a split for me.

03:53:13.680 --> 03:53:14.680
Ordering the court!

03:53:14.680 --> 03:53:17.680
They, they don't have a split for me.

03:53:17.680 --> 03:53:19.680
Okay, okay Alondra, please continue with your statement.

03:53:19.680 --> 03:53:20.680
Okay.

03:53:20.680 --> 03:53:21.680
You caught it.

03:53:21.680 --> 03:53:22.680
Right.

03:53:22.680 --> 03:53:30.680
I think I lack respect for the lawyer saying that my little Josh has nothing to do with me and he is not relevant because he was my baby

03:53:30.680 --> 03:53:38.680
He was my little Josh and I lost him and even though I won this trial, nobody is going to give me back my little Josh's life

03:53:38.680 --> 03:53:40.680
This is very sad.

03:53:40.680 --> 03:53:42.680
Alondrisa.

03:53:52.680 --> 03:53:56.680
You know, you have to get it.

03:53:56.680 --> 03:53:58.680
Yeah, this is...

03:53:58.680 --> 03:54:00.680
Order! Order in the park!

03:54:00.680 --> 03:54:02.680
They hate me!

03:54:02.680 --> 03:54:05.680
Alondrisa, Alondrisa, I do have to say,

03:54:05.680 --> 03:54:09.680
and this goes to your representative, legal representative as well.

03:54:09.680 --> 03:54:13.680
Listen to me, everyone listen up. Listen to me.

03:54:13.680 --> 03:54:18.680
That ultrasound of your baby, what is your baby called again?

03:54:18.680 --> 03:54:20.680
My little George.

03:54:20.680 --> 03:54:25.200
Okay, little George, you need to sustain that evidence

03:54:25.200 --> 03:54:27.520
with a doctor in the hospital it came from,

03:54:27.520 --> 03:54:31.360
because we have no knowledge of any hospitals in the QSMP.

03:54:31.360 --> 03:54:35.120
So you have a doctor that the only way that evidence

03:54:35.120 --> 03:54:37.880
is going to be admissible in court

03:54:37.880 --> 03:54:39.680
is if you have evidence of a doctor

03:54:39.680 --> 03:54:41.440
that made the ultrasound.

03:54:41.440 --> 03:54:44.360
I believe there is another thing that makes X-rays.

03:54:44.360 --> 03:54:47.680
I fell pregnant before the cruiser was shocked.

03:54:47.680 --> 03:54:49.680
my husband and I

03:54:49.680 --> 03:54:51.680
can't get to the

03:54:51.680 --> 03:54:53.680
the

03:54:53.680 --> 03:54:55.680
before the

03:54:55.680 --> 03:54:57.680
if you want

03:54:57.680 --> 03:54:59.680
I

03:54:59.680 --> 03:55:01.680
can see

03:55:01.680 --> 03:55:03.680
actually

03:55:03.680 --> 03:55:05.680
actually

03:55:05.680 --> 03:55:07.680
and to finish

03:55:07.680 --> 03:55:09.680
that land

03:55:09.680 --> 03:55:11.680
I planned it before

03:55:11.680 --> 03:55:13.680
there were trains

03:55:13.680 --> 03:55:15.680
wait wait

03:55:15.680 --> 03:55:26.080
Wait. Wait. Wait. You had the terrain before the train tracks were built?

03:55:26.080 --> 03:55:31.080
Primero fue la planación de mi terreno y luego llegaron las vías del tren.

03:55:31.080 --> 03:55:39.180
Okay, do you have any of this? Yes? Oh, I can justify the timeline here.

03:55:39.180 --> 03:55:43.880
The terrain did appear to be modernized when I first built the tracks.

03:55:43.880 --> 03:55:48.640
However, it didn't extend to where the tracks were and in later days was extended to that

03:55:49.200 --> 03:55:51.280
After the fact the tracks were already down

03:55:51.840 --> 03:55:57.800
So you are confirming that the terrain was flattened out by the time you build the train

03:55:57.800 --> 03:56:02.240
But not where the tracks were but you but Alondrisa you

03:56:03.200 --> 03:56:06.020
Flattened the ground you did it. You did all that work

03:56:06.020 --> 03:56:12.020
With these little hands, with this little chest, with a lot of sweat, and with the little chest.

03:56:12.020 --> 03:56:14.020
Objection, your honor.

03:56:16.020 --> 03:56:21.020
It's all hearsay. There's no evidence of who flattened the ground first.

03:56:21.020 --> 03:56:24.020
It doesn't matter how big your hands are.

03:56:24.020 --> 03:56:26.020
I think this is enough.

03:56:26.020 --> 03:56:29.020
Mr. Pooleys, yes.

03:56:29.020 --> 03:56:31.020
Mr. Pooleys.

03:56:31.020 --> 03:56:33.020
Charlotte, honor in the court.

03:56:33.020 --> 03:56:34.020
Oh, sorry.

03:56:34.020 --> 03:56:38.660
foolish your client here has just confirmed that he built on flattened land

03:56:38.660 --> 03:56:43.660
land that he did not find himself that's not what no your honor he said it a

03:56:43.660 --> 03:56:49.860
little differently if I may explain so there was land flattened near it but

03:56:49.860 --> 03:56:56.220
where he specifically built his train tracks it was not flattened ground to

03:56:56.220 --> 03:57:03.220
That's not what your client said, you know what that is!

03:57:03.220 --> 03:57:08.260
Do you have any evidence that the grounds of us flattened before any of the train tracks

03:57:08.260 --> 03:57:14.220
were built, and do you have evidence that Togo built on flattened land that you flattened

03:57:14.220 --> 03:57:15.220
it?

03:57:15.220 --> 03:57:16.220
That you flattened?

03:57:16.220 --> 03:57:17.220
Unfortunately, that's hearsay.

03:57:17.220 --> 03:57:22.220
If you don't have evidence, I'm sure you know what that is hearsay.

03:57:22.220 --> 03:57:24.220
and that is hearsay

03:57:32.220 --> 03:57:36.220
Listen, in a courtroom, there's a lot you can misspeak

03:57:36.220 --> 03:57:38.220
You can misspeak, and in a courtroom you can misspeak

03:57:38.220 --> 03:57:40.220
But if there's no evidence on either of the sides

03:57:40.220 --> 03:57:43.220
I cannot admit that as evidence

03:57:43.220 --> 03:57:47.220
No, gamers, I do suggest you tell your client to stop misspeaking

03:57:47.220 --> 03:57:49.220
Because we're gonna let it pass for now

03:57:49.220 --> 03:57:51.220
But if he continues misspeaking

03:57:51.220 --> 03:58:02.040
Yes, let's all keep that in mind one. This goes to a long as well. Okay, we can we need if you have evidence that you flattened the ground

03:58:02.040 --> 03:58:07.160
It's a clear-cut case here, but if you don't have evidence and there's nothing we can do I apologize. Yes graph

03:58:07.160 --> 03:58:09.160
Did what do you want to?

03:58:12.200 --> 03:58:16.960
So, sir, I don't think you spend in this moment. I have the evidence, but okay. I'll just go back

03:58:16.960 --> 03:58:18.960
Oh

03:58:19.040 --> 03:58:25.160
Okay, I'm sorry one please please speak please small reasons for you and that man over there. Is there anything they want to present?

03:58:25.960 --> 03:58:27.960
Go speak to go speak to okay

03:58:27.960 --> 03:58:28.960
this year

03:58:28.960 --> 03:58:30.960
I don't think I don't want one

03:58:30.960 --> 03:58:35.120
Hey, I got comment that he didn't previous no here a baza baza continue

03:58:35.120 --> 03:58:37.400
But I don't know I don't like to be a better little primero

03:58:38.000 --> 03:58:41.880
See it is here evidence how I'm gonna be spicy

03:58:41.880 --> 03:58:47.700
Okay, this is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna take a short recess because after coming back

03:58:47.700 --> 03:58:50.800
We're gonna have final statements. I'm going to get together with the jury

03:58:50.800 --> 03:58:55.640
If there's any more evidence or anything else that you guys want to present to the to the court

03:58:55.800 --> 03:59:02.740
Please obtain it now. Okay. All the facts are laid out. If there's any extra evidence, please foolish talk to your clients

03:59:02.740 --> 03:59:04.980
Okay, talk to your clients if there's any extra evidence

03:59:05.480 --> 03:59:08.840
He was the one who put the file sound I'm hitting him for you and you're hitting me

03:59:08.840 --> 03:59:16.480
Okay, and Jerry we will discuss in private everyone please go outside and we will reconvene

03:59:38.840 --> 03:59:53.900
Okay, oh my god, I can hear okay. I didn't miss me did I no no to be clear you said you said like the ground

03:59:53.900 --> 03:59:56.740
Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. We cleared that up

03:59:57.700 --> 04:00:02.060
Okay, okay, so right now. I feel like we're in a pretty good spot

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There's for the final evidence we need evidence of the train being in the sky the tracks being broken

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I don't know if I I don't ever I didn't ever get like a photo of the

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Well, no, it was already I think like taken that you just mentioned you my god. I can't wait this regime now

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To the regime I go you have to drive regime. Oh you take us take us take us. Oh my god, okay

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let me one second I'm glad to do ever for myself yeah right now like we don't

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really have time to argue all the like beep-a-doo oh yeah we could use the

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photo QSMP use cuz that's like fair game I have so much evidence but yeah

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if you have photos see what this use those yeah I have a photo she made

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herself oh okay yeah if you grab that that'd be huge okay wait

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Okay, wait, this is this is huge. Yeah. Um, okay, but yeah, like right now with the court case

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going, we don't have time to talk about like all of the like different layers that happened.

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have to do like the final statement basically yes train in the sky and that's why I never

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front of train first kid not to put underground okay yes we have evidence of um train underground

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we have evidence okay underground was fine this can be this can be used as basically

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um proof of our own Jesus character that she is will grief and continue to break up

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Property and he's go jail. Yeah our bond proof of power. Okay, so here first image proof that she blocked over the train track and

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her own image

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Then the other ones we have proof of her

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Let's see the saga that Algeez is going to well

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Does it prove it gravel to find middle? I don't know if it necessarily proves that she did it though

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She's good in front of it

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Well, no, no, so this one's good this evidence is good

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the kid was in her base

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We took both in her base

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um

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under help

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Castle our chief editor help you was demanding money

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Okay

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I said I'm just trying to make sure everything used is is actual legitimate that can be like oh look and they can't refute it

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You know what I mean

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So I said your best one right now is

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Is this one okay? This is a photo printed by her

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Taken by her

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So that's good

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The this evidence

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Like I said, I don't know if it works like right, you know, I mean like we're in the final statement

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So we don't have time to just start like hey look at this evidence

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Because

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Because there's a bunch of people and time is shortened in that so many people are trying to talk

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That's why it's not a fair trial

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So I'm driving what's like the best on this photos in the Sloan train, okay?

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I like this one. I think we'll use this one photo taken by young multi of stolen train under Andres's castle

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Um, I think that's good. It's under a castle. So it doesn't what about it literally being in the sky and

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Everyone that saw it and knows about it

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Oh, so no, so it being in the sky is is no doubt, but like can we say oh it was her that did it?

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Well, we can say that it was framed because it was said it was done by quackity

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So we can call him to testify and be like did you do it?

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Obviously not

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I think I honestly think it's gonna be a waste of time. It's just gonna be a oh, but you know, I mean

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It's just gonna be a bunch of I

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Don't know if we have time to call witnesses. I would love to is there any witness? No, there's like witness

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I don't leave any witness of her doing it

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Unfortunately, they called me.

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Oh and that got all burnt out.

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That's fine, and that led to nothing.

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So we don't get the call too?

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Well, like you said, we're already at the final statement.

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We don't get the proper time to do a full court case

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and lay out all the sirens, the underground,

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or I can try to call her up and be like,

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did you put the train in the sky?

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You know what I mean?

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But I don't think we have time for that.

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I guess.

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But I don't think we have time for that. I guess! But if we have time, I'll try to call.

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Well, why is she- there's no repercussions for just lying! You can just lie!

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We'll raise that, we're just trying to frame, we're just trying to frame, you know?

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Well, as I said, I just don't think we have that time.

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So, if anything, I think

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um

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this could- like this could show and we could frame this to where she has been trying to manipulate and

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And clearly has a like a an evil intent against this train

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So I think right here is the very best thing like this right here is the final statement

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Also that happened before the train right

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Before she'd know this was the day after she got hit by the

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Okay, I don't know what happened. Well, listen. I know I just don't know

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You just submitted me this evidence

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That's why I'm asking you!

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You only have this from the weaponry those bars you took!

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Uh, well I didn't have this photo.

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Listen calm calm calm. Listen.

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We're in a great spot right now.

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They have literally nothing. They have nothing on you.

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You weren't on the chain.

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No, you have nothing on you. What are you worried about?

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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And even like when they point-

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Don't worry, don't worry. You're gonna be all good.

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Good, okay. Yeah, I mean I get everything yeah, no listen. This is fine if I win

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Do I get every demand yeah? Yeah, we'll make sure you get every demand when you win

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Cuz listen

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Like it's all about as you saw okay. They're very big on evidence everything

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I was trying to say it got thrown out unless it can be like proof

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But they can't even prove that she was pregnant. I'm not doing that's fine. That's still like hardly that's hard

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I don't think people are really gonna care about that. Okay people around the island. Okay, they're most similar like hardened criminals

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Yeah, don't even worry about that

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And remember it got

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Now I wouldn't worry about that

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Backing up

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Okay, she just oh

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Okay

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Letting it happen no, that's fine. Listen, I know look a click look a click

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Why is crystal Molly stealing our train? Okay?

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Where'd the photo go? I took a picture. Okay. Look at what this is clearly her

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Okay, jumping through the window if we have like an examination. It's like oh, that's her. Oh

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Okay, yeah, wait, what is she doing?

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She's taking like a photo of the train

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But I just took a photo of her taking a photo of the train

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Right, I'm sure this will come out full

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What what is she doing? She's taking a photo of us. I

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Can't even see her

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Well listen whatever she does double I have a photo of her at the scene, but I don't know what this is trying to do

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I don't see her. Where is she? Yes, you may have gone on the train or jumped over

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But yeah, I now proof we can we can look at the timeline of the photos

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So we'll be fine

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She's what she might just be trying to frame something

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Okay, but like the time of the photos will show that like these two photos if anything happens

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Okay, yeah

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It's okay

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Um, where are we gonna make it for you? Yeah, we can use this

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I think we can try to steer this. Okay, just like I said because at the end a 2 we also you know

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It is about the jury so clearly with this evidence

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Printed by her she has intent to try to get the train closed down and more than likely purposely stood on the train tracks

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To in the effort to get your train removed. Wait foolish. Yeah

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USMP rules

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Just me rose may I draw your attention? Yeah

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the rule

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Second from the bottom though the bottom rule. Yeah, the bottom rest the bottom row is use common sense

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And it is not common sense to stand on life

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I'm down to use that I'm down to use that. Where is it?

04:10:00.640 --> 04:10:12.640
Use common sense we can use that

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that good yeah that could be fun

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oh yeah well as you can see things are things are moving like

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crazy, but I can I also might try to do the videos like the closing statement.

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So like talk about the train, blah, blah, blah.

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And I'm like, can I show one video as a closing statement?

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I guarantee you we're going to be in that get in there.

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And he's going to be like, you can't submit new evidence.

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We'll see. You know, I want her to ask.

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I'm calling it now. Yeah.

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There's some bullshit in this foolish.

04:10:51.400 --> 04:10:52.960
Well, yeah, it's going to be some bullshit

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because things are going to get trying to get wrapped up.

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I'm sent in some bullshit.

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But no, no, wait, you did say gather evidence, final evidence, so.

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Maybe. Yeah, just vote me, vote me back.

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Boat in your back. Boat in your back.

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Hmm.

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If we just go sit in there, just think for a minute.

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Yeah, we can.

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You can take it all in.

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Yeah, we could just close to, you know, yeah, we could just.

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Oh, it's closed still.

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Oh, it's closed.

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Oh.

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Take a seat.

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Just sit here with me, foolish.

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Yeah, we can just sit for a second.

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Listen, yeah, matter what happens, we made a great team.

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Yeah, no, I think some good things happen.

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Yeah, what happened?

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Yeah, no, but like good things are going to happen.

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I think, OK, I think best case scenario

04:11:56.720 --> 04:12:04.080
be able to control 1,000 players. Yeah. But we're a pretty good legal team. Hell yeah.

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And I think, literally worst case scenario, the case gets thrown out because clearly this

04:12:13.280 --> 04:12:17.640
has nothing to do with you and basically the wrong person was sued. But what about

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all the torment I've been through? For no reason then. No, I agree. And that would,

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man we need so much time we need so much more time than what we're given here

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we had weeks foolish well no i just mean like actually like actually present the case there's

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just not enough time for all these little i say something they say something i say something they

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say something you know i mean oh my god there's just no time just no damn time there's just no

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Dan time. We're just never gonna make it. And like I said that didn't everyone and

04:12:51.280 --> 04:12:58.160
graph basically concluded that they worked together and killed. I know and we

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didn't even do anything. Exactly. So you're gonna be just fine. Yeah. I guess.

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So I don't know we're gonna make it yeah, no, I would I really don't know how this could get pinned on you

04:13:15.520 --> 04:13:17.360
well

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If it doesn't work out, I guess we always have the terrorists. Oh

04:13:22.720 --> 04:13:25.040
Yeah, I don't oh jeez

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That's gonna be a problem. Oh

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Why don't we just why don't you just tell him the

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I think for the final for the final statement, I think it'd be good if you speak up. Okay. I think the people need to hear your voice

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I think it'd be good because right now it's been they always say that I misspoke foolish that's fine

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No, no, no, but that was like I you didn't miss me. He misheard

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Okay, so you'll be fine. You'll be fine. I don't want to just miss speak again

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I think it was a little it was a little tough too because there's like several people talking so I don't think you had as like full

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Attention, but for the final statement, I think it'd be good. It's just very calmly. You had nothing to do with it

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She's tormented your train off something that you didn't even do

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Yeah

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Yeah

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uh...

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but yeah basically

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and i want by our problems

04:14:34.160 --> 04:14:39.480
you're you're gonna get about the same

04:14:39.480 --> 04:14:46.000
why is everyone on the server so damn slow

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you know

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uh...

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so many don't waste it

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Don't waste it, don't waste it, don't waste it, don't waste it, don't waste it

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Yeah, but yeah, I guess

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Um, yeah, like I said, I think it'd be good if you, um, cause at the end of the day, like, all the fucking I do is all well and good

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But when they start thinking about it, okay, they're gonna be told is Tubbo, you know, innocent or guilty, you know?

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So that's why they need to hear from you. They're not talking about foolish. They need to hear your voice your

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frustrations your sadness

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Yeah, yeah

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Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right lawyer. You're the best down lawyer. Yeah, so this is good

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You're gonna be you're gonna shower. I'm so sweaty. Yeah

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Yeah

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Court resumes. Oh, maybe we can go back to our spot

04:15:55.420 --> 04:16:02.420
I guess not. Yeah. Oh yeah, I'm gonna leave the group.

04:16:02.420 --> 04:16:05.420
Oh, yeah.

04:16:05.420 --> 04:16:08.420
Open the door. Thank you so much.

04:16:08.420 --> 04:16:10.420
Huh?

04:16:10.420 --> 04:16:13.420
There you are.

04:16:13.420 --> 04:16:16.420
Thank you.

04:16:16.420 --> 04:16:20.420
Say something.

04:16:20.420 --> 04:16:22.420
I

04:16:50.420 --> 04:16:54.020
It's not a lot, I'll speak for it in my...

04:16:54.020 --> 04:16:56.420
It is show time for the Lord, that you are in the court.

04:16:56.420 --> 04:16:57.820
The meme.

04:16:57.820 --> 04:16:59.020
The meme.

04:16:59.020 --> 04:17:00.820
It's a video game, Juan.

04:17:00.820 --> 04:17:03.020
Everyone sit down, everyone sit down, everyone sit down.

04:17:03.020 --> 04:17:04.620
It's Phoenix Rises.

04:17:04.620 --> 04:17:06.020
Oh, your Juan.

04:17:06.020 --> 04:17:07.420
You look like a puppet, Juan.

04:17:07.420 --> 04:17:08.420
Everyone, take your places, please.

04:17:08.420 --> 04:17:10.020
Take your places.

04:17:10.020 --> 04:17:11.820
It's incredible, Juan.

04:17:11.820 --> 04:17:12.820
Oh, yeah.

04:17:12.820 --> 04:17:13.820
Alright.

04:17:13.820 --> 04:17:15.420
Is everyone back in the court?

04:17:15.420 --> 04:17:16.420
It was missing.

04:17:16.420 --> 04:17:17.420
It's missing, man.

04:17:17.420 --> 04:17:18.820
It's missing, man.

04:17:18.820 --> 04:17:21.940
Okay, what is that supposed to mean?

04:17:24.540 --> 04:17:26.540
They're already oh

04:17:28.980 --> 04:17:31.660
Wow that was me

04:17:35.980 --> 04:17:37.980
Oh

04:17:48.820 --> 04:17:50.820
Okay

04:17:50.820 --> 04:17:52.820
Okay, yeah

04:17:54.820 --> 04:17:56.820
Can I see film okay?

04:17:57.540 --> 04:18:05.900
Okay, uh one thing I need to say is everyone ready. Yes. Yeah, okay. Oh gave us outside gave us outside gave

04:18:14.220 --> 04:18:16.220
But it's okay because

04:18:16.220 --> 04:18:20.220
Because during juries, sometimes juries die.

04:18:20.220 --> 04:18:22.220
Yeah, they die.

04:18:22.220 --> 04:18:26.220
Okay, is everyone ready?

04:18:26.220 --> 04:18:31.220
I need to make a clarification on what this court case will result in.

04:18:31.220 --> 04:18:32.220
Whoa!

04:18:32.220 --> 04:18:33.220
Wow!

04:18:33.220 --> 04:18:35.220
Hey, hey, get this head!

04:18:35.220 --> 04:18:42.220
I need to clarify to everyone what this court case represents.

04:18:42.220 --> 04:18:43.220
Understood.

04:18:43.220 --> 04:18:49.220
This court case is not made to punish someone unless a punishment is well-deserved.

04:18:49.220 --> 04:18:54.220
What this court case is meant to do is to set a president. What does that mean?

04:18:54.220 --> 04:18:58.220
It's to set rules that, for example, if something that comes out of this court case

04:18:58.220 --> 04:19:04.220
is a rule that says no running people over, that is going to be a set rule, correct?

04:19:04.220 --> 04:19:09.220
So if anyone, and this is actually, you know what, off character a little bit,

04:19:09.220 --> 04:19:11.060
If anyone from anyone's community,

04:19:11.060 --> 04:19:13.060
I think it's good for us as creators

04:19:13.060 --> 04:19:14.740
to make sure that we level expectations

04:19:14.740 --> 04:19:17.380
and that this is all just content for all of us.

04:19:17.380 --> 04:19:19.660
So to everyone's communities, this is true.

04:19:19.660 --> 04:19:21.340
This is a block game, okay?

04:19:21.340 --> 04:19:24.880
Yeah, I love this with passion,

04:19:24.880 --> 04:19:27.860
but do not set that passion to send hate to anyone else,

04:19:27.860 --> 04:19:29.260
or do take this seriously to a point

04:19:29.260 --> 04:19:31.060
where you're hating on anyone else.

04:19:31.060 --> 04:19:32.820
I think we can all agree on this.

04:19:32.820 --> 04:19:36.340
Okay, that's a yee-haw, that's a yee-haw.

04:19:36.340 --> 04:19:37.940
Yee-haw if you agree!

04:19:37.940 --> 04:19:53.940
That being said, that being said, that being said, now in character, this is a very serious

04:19:53.940 --> 04:19:57.620
court case, and we need to decide what happens soon.

04:19:57.620 --> 04:20:01.380
So I want to have ending statements from each of the parties.

04:20:01.380 --> 04:20:05.580
If you have any extra evidence now is the time to give it because with the jury, we're

04:20:05.580 --> 04:20:09.820
We're going to go back and we're going to decide what happens, what the sentencing is

04:20:09.820 --> 04:20:13.020
going to be, and I think everyone needs to be ready for that.

04:20:13.020 --> 04:20:19.380
So, foolish and tubo, would you like to give any statements or evidence that you would like

04:20:19.380 --> 04:20:20.380
the jury to see?

04:20:20.380 --> 04:20:21.380
I just have a question.

04:20:21.380 --> 04:20:23.780
Do we also have time for a witness or no?

04:20:23.780 --> 04:20:24.780
Yes, we do.

04:20:24.780 --> 04:20:26.780
So it's part of the final evidence.

04:20:26.780 --> 04:20:30.380
Okay, then I have an evidence and then one more witness to call up.

04:20:30.380 --> 04:20:31.380
Okay.

04:20:31.380 --> 04:20:32.380
To bash up the claims.

04:20:32.380 --> 04:20:33.380
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

04:20:33.380 --> 04:20:34.380
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

04:20:34.380 --> 04:20:37.380
I'm just going to create a copy of it real quick.

04:20:37.380 --> 04:20:46.380
Okay, and Juan Alonrisa, since this is cross-examination, you're able to object if there is anything or any reason why you think the evidence could be admitted.

04:20:46.380 --> 04:20:49.380
Foolish, are you going to call the bear as a witness?

04:20:49.380 --> 04:20:51.380
The bear?

04:20:51.380 --> 04:20:53.380
The bear?

04:20:53.380 --> 04:20:55.380
Yeah, the bear can speak to animals.

04:20:55.380 --> 04:20:56.380
Oh!

04:20:56.380 --> 04:20:57.380
Oh, interesting.

04:20:57.380 --> 04:20:59.380
Is that? Can that be used in question?

04:20:59.380 --> 04:21:01.380
Being able to speak to the bear?

04:21:01.380 --> 04:21:04.180
Uh, it's fooling me, you know, she's part of the jury.

04:21:04.180 --> 04:21:05.180
Oh.

04:21:05.180 --> 04:21:06.180
Ha ha ha.

04:21:06.180 --> 04:21:07.180
Okay.

04:21:07.180 --> 04:21:08.180
I'm ready.

04:21:08.180 --> 04:21:09.180
Order!

04:21:09.180 --> 04:21:10.180
Order in the court!

04:21:10.180 --> 04:21:11.180
Um.

04:21:11.180 --> 04:21:12.180
Okay.

04:21:12.180 --> 04:21:13.180
So.

04:21:13.180 --> 04:21:14.180
Okay.

04:21:14.180 --> 04:21:15.180
Foolish?

04:21:15.180 --> 04:21:16.180
Your final statements?

04:21:16.180 --> 04:21:17.180
Your final evidence?

04:21:17.180 --> 04:21:18.180
Your final testimonies?

04:21:18.180 --> 04:21:23.340
I have one last piece of evidence to show that Alandresa, Alandresa has been doing

04:21:23.340 --> 04:21:29.660
all of this as some crazy narrative plan to get rid of Tubbo's train.

04:21:29.660 --> 04:21:36.940
with this evidence and my witness, you will see that this train accident was no accident.

04:21:38.380 --> 04:21:46.300
Okay, so first of all, this image I'm about to show you was created by Alandrisa herself.

04:21:49.100 --> 04:21:51.500
Clearly, oh yeah, here I can put it down.

04:21:55.100 --> 04:21:55.980
What just happened?

04:21:59.660 --> 04:22:14.240
The item frame that was here is missing or I could evidence guard is gonna take care of it. No worries evidence guard. Come here

04:22:14.240 --> 04:22:17.120
Come here behind. I don't like this picture

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What oh sorry?

04:22:23.380 --> 04:22:26.420
All right evidence guard, please yeah, I can put whatever in the air

04:22:26.420 --> 04:22:41.140
So this was created by Alan Dressa herself this image it says close the train justice for

04:22:41.140 --> 04:22:46.740
Alandrisa we want four stacks the but the rest of information is important but this

04:22:46.740 --> 04:22:51.980
shows clearly evil, malice intentions against Tubbo's train.

04:22:51.980 --> 04:22:53.540
Hey, Fed.

04:22:53.540 --> 04:22:55.140
Yes.

04:22:55.140 --> 04:23:01.580
And I have a witness to show that this is all purposeful reason

04:23:01.580 --> 04:23:03.380
because, yes.

04:23:03.380 --> 04:23:04.060
You have a witness.

04:23:04.060 --> 04:23:04.580
You have a witness?

04:23:04.580 --> 04:23:05.420
Yes.

04:23:05.420 --> 04:23:09.620
I would like to call a very important witness, which I'm just,

04:23:09.620 --> 04:23:12.020
I can't believe has not been called yet.

04:23:12.020 --> 04:23:14.660
Let's say I call you to the stand.

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NEXT SEND! NEXT SEND! NEXT SEND! NEXT SEND!

04:23:18.640 --> 04:23:19.640
Yes!

04:23:19.640 --> 04:23:21.640
I understand!

04:23:21.640 --> 04:23:24.600
Yes. NEXT SEND please tell us.

04:23:24.600 --> 04:23:26.640
Okay, so do we start?

04:23:26.640 --> 04:23:34.640
NEXT SEND. Is it true you were there next to Alandrisa at the time of the train smashing?

04:23:35.640 --> 04:23:38.640
Yes, as you guys saw in the movie

04:23:39.640 --> 04:23:40.640
I was there

04:23:40.640 --> 04:23:48.640
I was there and I wanted to throw her out of those towers, help her get out of the moment when the train was approaching.

04:23:48.640 --> 04:23:56.640
Unfortunately, despite my screams, Alondrisa did not react.

04:23:56.640 --> 04:24:02.640
I did not manage to push her out, wanting to help her. I also fell under the train.

04:24:02.640 --> 04:24:14.640
I was wrong, it's less than she is, but I just wanted to say that in exchange for this heroic act, I was called a beast today.

04:24:14.640 --> 04:24:21.640
I just wanted to say that if I had said it in a relationship to you, I would have drama, so it's a bit of a shame.

04:24:21.640 --> 04:24:23.640
That's it.

04:24:32.640 --> 04:24:41.200
the train crash now yeah I survived and did you have diamond armor I don't remember honestly but

04:24:45.200 --> 04:24:51.520
okay what are you trying to represent with this so basically next day next day was wearing armor

04:24:51.520 --> 04:25:00.880
Andresa clearly also has armor but I believe she purposely took off her armor to get hit by the

04:25:00.880 --> 04:25:06.320
train so it may get removed and completely ignored Nexe's warnings to get off the track

04:25:06.320 --> 04:25:10.480
even though he frantically screamed and tried to push her out of the way.

04:25:14.480 --> 04:25:18.560
But what does this have to do with the case?

04:25:20.400 --> 04:25:27.200
Well, so basically she didn't just get hit by the train, she purposely got hit by the train

04:25:27.200 --> 04:25:30.600
because she's had an agenda against it from the beginning.

04:25:31.440 --> 04:25:35.000
So you're claiming that Alondra is.

04:25:35.000 --> 04:25:39.940
Framing all this to make framing all of this together to make Tuba look bad

04:25:40.200 --> 04:25:43.340
and graph look bad and everyone look bad.

04:25:43.800 --> 04:25:47.240
And next day as well, what's your basis?

04:25:47.240 --> 04:25:48.840
What's your basis to claim that?

04:25:48.840 --> 04:25:53.500
Do you have any evidence or well, that's just this evidence right here

04:25:53.740 --> 04:25:56.700
of photo printed by her.

04:25:56.700 --> 04:26:02.980
And the video of Dexay warning her and she refused to move and she didn't have armor

04:26:03.060 --> 04:26:07.080
Well on the train tracks where she clearly has armor in this photo, okay?

04:26:07.920 --> 04:26:12.980
Okay, I can I can sort of see I'm gonna give you leeway. I can sort of see the connection kind of but

04:26:13.340 --> 04:26:15.540
All right, any anything else any other?

04:26:16.380 --> 04:26:18.380
That is all I have for this

04:26:26.700 --> 04:26:29.820
I'm sorry.

04:26:29.820 --> 04:26:32.340
Yes.

04:26:32.340 --> 04:26:34.340
Okay.

04:26:34.340 --> 04:26:37.140
Any final statement?

04:26:37.140 --> 04:26:38.140
Okay.

04:26:38.140 --> 04:26:39.140
Okay.

04:26:39.140 --> 04:26:41.780
Tuppo would like to give his final statement on the matter.

04:26:41.780 --> 04:26:42.780
So please.

04:26:42.780 --> 04:26:43.780
Let's hear it.

04:26:43.780 --> 04:26:46.540
Good afternoon, your honor.

04:26:46.540 --> 04:26:53.380
Over the course of this whole situation, I've spent countless hours repairing damage,

04:26:53.380 --> 04:26:56.380
which was done by someone that I didn't even knew

04:26:56.380 --> 04:26:59.900
for actions that I wasn't involved in,

04:26:59.900 --> 04:27:04.540
which you can see from the testimony of Graf and Evern.

04:27:05.940 --> 04:27:09.120
And my main thing is I just wanna get compensation.

04:27:09.120 --> 04:27:11.540
And there's all these newspaper articles,

04:27:11.540 --> 04:27:15.060
which is the entire events in order

04:27:15.060 --> 04:27:16.740
of everything that has happened,

04:27:16.740 --> 04:27:18.260
which I've had no part on,

04:27:18.260 --> 04:27:21.520
but I've had to repair 100% of the damages

04:27:21.520 --> 04:27:24.960
and rebuild 100% of the lost items.

04:27:24.960 --> 04:27:27.140
So I'm just going to read the article,

04:27:27.140 --> 04:27:29.060
train accident, missing body.

04:27:31.880 --> 04:27:34.240
Let's see, photo was taken by young multis

04:27:34.240 --> 04:27:37.120
who've stolen train under Al-Andrisis castle.

04:27:37.120 --> 04:27:40.280
Train of controversy, the saga of the damn train continues.

04:27:40.280 --> 04:27:42.160
Al-Andrisis going to court over the situation.

04:27:42.160 --> 04:27:45.240
Okay, so basically this just showcases

04:27:45.240 --> 04:27:48.040
that this is a real case, there is real issues

04:27:48.040 --> 04:27:49.440
and none of this is invented.

04:27:49.440 --> 04:27:52.600
So I appreciate these news articles.

04:27:52.600 --> 04:27:55.000
Also, Your Honor, in the rules, it clearly

04:27:55.000 --> 04:27:57.000
states to use common sense.

04:27:57.000 --> 04:28:01.040
The stand on live train tracks does not use common sense.

04:28:01.040 --> 04:28:04.560
Also, there are rules against griefing.

04:28:04.560 --> 04:28:06.480
This wall was deliberately created

04:28:06.480 --> 04:28:09.240
to damage and obstruct the rail infrastructure, which

04:28:09.240 --> 04:28:10.960
I think constitutes griefing.

04:28:10.960 --> 04:28:13.760
And this is a poster taken by her, signed by her.

04:28:13.760 --> 04:28:15.960
On the date the wall was built.

04:28:15.960 --> 04:28:17.080
OK.

04:28:17.080 --> 04:28:18.240
OK.

04:28:18.240 --> 04:28:20.820
All right, any final statements?

04:28:20.820 --> 04:28:22.700
That's everything from Michi.

04:28:22.700 --> 04:28:27.000
Juan, I do say you heard everything.

04:28:27.000 --> 04:28:30.500
Do you have any final evidence, any testimonies, anything else?

04:28:30.500 --> 04:28:31.500
OK, we'll cheer.

04:28:31.500 --> 04:28:33.080
I want you to say something before we finish.

04:28:33.080 --> 04:28:33.580
OK.

04:28:33.580 --> 04:28:35.040
I want you to remember one thing.

04:28:35.040 --> 04:28:39.120
If we are here today, it's because Tuvo has demanded

04:28:39.120 --> 04:28:40.160
London.

04:28:40.160 --> 04:28:44.400
However, throughout the trial, what we have seen

04:28:44.400 --> 04:28:50.720
is a tubo defender say that he is not the causant of the accident of Alondrisa,

04:28:50.720 --> 04:28:58.160
because they are demanding specifically Alondrisa, what seems to be here is that we were demanding

04:28:58.160 --> 04:29:02.840
what happened to Alondrisa, who is the real victim here to start.

04:29:02.840 --> 04:29:09.840
the court. Order in the court.

04:29:09.840 --> 04:29:12.840
What's he saying?

04:29:12.840 --> 04:29:13.840
Okay.

04:29:13.840 --> 04:29:18.840
You're all in that no evidence.

04:29:18.840 --> 04:29:22.840
This is a completely separate

04:29:22.840 --> 04:29:23.840
case.

04:29:23.840 --> 04:29:27.840
Crystal Molly at this moment. Okay.

04:29:27.840 --> 04:29:31.840
You're on it. There's no evidence.

04:29:31.840 --> 04:29:35.840
This is a completely separate topic now between this training and now defamation.

04:29:35.840 --> 04:29:39.840
Hold on. These are these are final. These are final statements.

04:29:39.840 --> 04:29:43.840
Sorry. Which which before passing Crystal Molly on Juan

04:29:43.840 --> 04:29:47.840
is there. Couple made some extra accusations

04:29:47.840 --> 04:29:51.840
of which to be fair we're not stated as the facts of the trial to begin with

04:29:51.840 --> 04:29:54.560
That is why facts are established.

04:29:54.560 --> 04:29:57.040
But of course, this is everyone's first court case.

04:29:57.040 --> 04:29:58.760
I'm sure they have extra established facts.

04:29:58.760 --> 04:30:02.560
I'm going to give you leeway, but I'm just going to tell you that's going to depend on

04:30:02.560 --> 04:30:06.600
the weight we give it to the jury, because those were not fact stated.

04:30:06.600 --> 04:30:10.360
This should have been one of the very first pieces of evidence you have shown in court,

04:30:10.360 --> 04:30:11.360
but you didn't.

04:30:11.360 --> 04:30:13.360
So I just need to keep that in mind.

04:30:13.360 --> 04:30:20.360
So you find this piece of evidence admissible as you interpret it as a peaceful, as a peaceful way of telling people to stop bothering her?

04:30:43.360 --> 04:30:46.680
to lose them lost to their son or to put a

04:30:46.680 --> 04:30:52.960
in addition to the 50 something the text that appears there and his wife is not an official text

04:30:52.960 --> 04:30:58.480
of the qsmp could perfectly be treated from a photoshop apart from her and speak English

04:30:58.480 --> 04:31:03.800
I'm sorry I'm sorry but you did just say it was admissible you did say that you literally

04:31:03.800 --> 04:31:06.560
admit it

04:31:06.560 --> 04:31:10.560
I'm going to show you what Alondrisa put on this peaceful protest.

04:31:10.560 --> 04:31:14.560
More of the statements that appear there.

04:31:14.560 --> 04:31:19.560
Fullish, do you have any evidence that Alondrisa photoshopped this and put those words there?

04:31:19.560 --> 04:31:24.560
Here, can you grab the photo? You can see it was made by her.

04:31:24.560 --> 04:31:28.560
But do you have evidence that she wrote these words?

04:31:28.560 --> 04:31:32.560
If the image was made by her, your honor.

04:31:32.560 --> 04:31:33.560
Wow, okay.

04:31:33.560 --> 04:31:34.560
Yes!

04:31:34.560 --> 04:31:37.880
This image says taken by Alondrisa, which means

04:31:37.880 --> 04:31:40.200
This sign is just a text

04:31:40.200 --> 04:31:42.560
That's wrong, it's my only name, it's your honor

04:31:42.560 --> 04:31:53.240
Un elemento en el QSMP donde podemos cambiar el nombre de bloques con seguridad y bloques reforzados y otros artículos

04:31:53.240 --> 04:31:56.280
This is complicated, this is complicated because...

04:31:56.280 --> 04:31:57.760
Notar esto como una para...

04:31:57.760 --> 04:32:03.200
Your honor, what he says is true, but you cannot do that with a photo

04:32:03.200 --> 04:32:07.200
What this says is 100%

04:32:15.200 --> 04:32:20.000
The jury will decide what kind of weight they want to give it but we will be making this admissible in court just

04:32:23.600 --> 04:32:29.600
Yes, yes, Molly Molly as a testimony you have been called up to take to be a testimony, okay

04:32:33.200 --> 04:32:35.200
Chris and Molly yes

04:32:38.600 --> 04:32:40.600
In English

04:32:42.080 --> 04:32:45.920
Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth so help you God

04:32:46.880 --> 04:32:48.880
Yes

04:32:53.760 --> 04:32:55.760
Oh

04:33:03.200 --> 04:33:09.200
You asked the train's main character for the process, right?

04:33:09.200 --> 04:33:16.800
Yes, I want to say that what they are saying is a complete lie.

04:33:16.800 --> 04:33:24.600
I just proved that that train has some very useful brakes.

04:33:24.600 --> 04:33:30.600
Some very good brakes that stop in two seconds.

04:33:30.600 --> 04:33:34.600
And another answer, the highest speed.

04:33:34.600 --> 04:33:45.400
I also want to say that he had, I admit that he is a very smart person, he knows how to build a lot of things,

04:33:45.400 --> 04:33:55.480
but what he does not know is to have all his machines, all the machinery he builds, including the train,

04:33:55.480 --> 04:34:00.980
And he was the one who had to be responsible for not using it as it should not be.

04:34:25.480 --> 04:34:33.440
Okay, the main one being why is do not render in so you cannot see them when you are driving the train

04:34:44.560 --> 04:34:48.900
This doesn't apply to me because in those user papers I gave you

04:34:48.900 --> 04:34:57.900
I didn't build the train so you can't really come at me for not building for building the train and being responsible for that

04:34:57.900 --> 04:35:05.340
because I'm sorry are you denying and rejecting any any affiliation to the train as well as building it

04:35:05.340 --> 04:35:07.340
No, I own the train

04:35:07.340 --> 04:35:08.340
Okay, your honor

04:35:08.340 --> 04:35:09.840
Please talk to your

04:35:09.840 --> 04:35:10.840
Okay, your honor

04:35:10.840 --> 04:35:11.840
What?

04:35:11.840 --> 04:35:14.340
No, let me explain

04:35:14.340 --> 04:35:16.340
So

04:35:16.340 --> 04:35:18.340
Nothing to do with building the terrain

04:35:18.340 --> 04:35:23.740
Everything of that matter. So I would have been stated as a fact. Oh repeat it, please

04:35:23.740 --> 04:35:25.740
I'm gonna give you a chance to clarify what you just said

04:35:26.900 --> 04:35:28.900
The newspapers I gave you

04:35:29.380 --> 04:35:33.340
Clearly say that the train was given me to a gift this whole trial

04:35:33.340 --> 04:35:37.620
I said I own the train because it was given to me as a gift in those newspapers

04:35:38.220 --> 04:35:42.700
It says I did not build it and I have never in this whole trial said I built the train

04:35:42.700 --> 04:35:46.860
I said I own the train so what it what it what are you trying to get at with that? What do you mean? I'm saying

04:35:47.860 --> 04:35:49.860
To hold me accountable

04:35:50.260 --> 04:35:54.820
for that and say I built the train is false and also

04:35:56.140 --> 04:35:59.060
We have photos of crystal molly testing

04:36:02.220 --> 04:36:04.220
Okay, listen listen

04:36:05.300 --> 04:36:09.940
You need to you need to you need to establish your affiliation with this train

04:36:09.940 --> 04:36:15.220
Are you saying that anything that happens with this train is not your responsibility because it was a gift to you?

04:36:17.460 --> 04:36:23.300
If you're criticizing me for the design of the train, I didn't design it. I own it and operate it

04:36:25.540 --> 04:36:27.540
Okay

04:36:27.540 --> 04:36:48.140
No, so what Tavo is saying is that he should not be responsible for the speed of the train

04:36:48.140 --> 04:36:51.020
because he didn't design it or build it. It was given to him.

04:36:51.020 --> 04:36:53.020
But I have a great video!

04:36:53.020 --> 04:36:55.020
So, Chris, are you happy?

04:36:55.020 --> 04:36:58.300
I'm happy that we're going to make the video of how the train

04:36:58.300 --> 04:37:01.340
accelerates at maximum speed and can stop for two seconds.

04:37:01.340 --> 04:37:02.220
Can we do that?

04:37:02.220 --> 04:37:03.580
Okay, yes, yes.

04:37:03.580 --> 04:37:05.740
Your honor, objection. If this video is from today,

04:37:05.740 --> 04:37:07.980
that has nothing to do with the speed of the train

04:37:07.980 --> 04:37:09.180
from the day of the hitting.

04:37:10.300 --> 04:37:11.420
The speed is the same!

04:37:12.220 --> 04:37:13.660
How can we prove that?

04:37:13.660 --> 04:37:15.180
Sustain, the objection is sustained.

04:37:15.180 --> 04:37:17.740
How do you prove that it is the same exact design

04:37:17.740 --> 04:37:27.380
as the train was on the day that it happened not in any sense I would like to I would like

04:37:27.380 --> 04:37:38.380
to take a look at this video this is any any other evidence after this one anything else

04:37:38.380 --> 04:37:40.380
because we got to wrap this up.

04:37:40.380 --> 04:37:41.380
Okay.

04:37:41.380 --> 04:37:42.380
¿Listos?

04:37:42.380 --> 04:37:43.380
¿Todos están listos?

04:37:43.380 --> 04:37:44.380
Sí, sí.

04:37:44.380 --> 04:37:45.380
Yes.

04:37:45.380 --> 04:37:46.380
¿La palanca está arriba?

04:37:46.380 --> 04:37:47.380
No.

04:37:47.380 --> 04:37:48.380
Okay.

04:37:48.380 --> 04:37:49.380
Full speed.

04:37:49.380 --> 04:37:50.380
¿Fieros?

04:37:50.380 --> 04:37:51.380
Dos segundos.

04:37:51.380 --> 04:37:52.380
Wait, okay.

04:37:52.380 --> 04:38:04.380
Did you allow the train to go full speed?

04:38:04.380 --> 04:38:06.380
Let me put this back.

04:38:06.380 --> 04:38:08.380
Look at the lever, it's up there!

04:38:36.380 --> 04:39:05.900
in the court please these are finalized statements from Alondrisa.

04:39:05.900 --> 04:39:07.900
Okay

04:39:35.900 --> 04:39:44.900
You have to seek justice and no one did it, so I grabbed it with my own hands and I made a wall that no one hurt.

04:39:44.900 --> 04:39:48.900
I had to leave the society.

04:39:48.900 --> 04:39:50.900
Order in the court, please.

04:39:50.900 --> 04:39:52.900
Don't take him. Yes, go on.

04:39:52.900 --> 04:40:01.900
So he had, although he hadn't created the train, he is the current owner and he must be responsible for everything that happens with his train.

04:40:01.900 --> 04:40:03.900
train

04:40:13.100 --> 04:40:15.100
Break test

04:40:24.460 --> 04:40:26.460
Okay

04:40:31.900 --> 04:40:33.900
and what's wrong with him.

04:40:33.900 --> 04:40:40.340
He's going to be the owner of the train.

04:40:40.340 --> 04:40:49.260
He needs to do everything responsible for him.

04:40:49.260 --> 04:40:51.180
All right, any other words, Alonso?

04:40:51.180 --> 04:40:52.740
Can we cross it?

04:40:52.740 --> 04:40:53.240
Yes.

04:40:53.240 --> 04:41:00.760
This case, I was looking for threats outside the court and my lawyer has a proof of it.

04:41:00.760 --> 04:41:03.400
This case is a death threat.

04:41:03.400 --> 04:41:08.520
I should have been presented as a fact, but let's take a look.

04:41:08.520 --> 04:41:17.320
Before that, your lady, could you ask someone in the audience, without the need to testify?

04:41:17.320 --> 04:41:23.080
No, unfortunately, unfortunately not, because the witnesses have to swear to tell the truth.

04:41:23.080 --> 04:41:31.080
We have this photo of Mr. Hyper, a friend close to the tube, and all the people involved in the train.

04:41:33.080 --> 04:41:34.080
What's the name of the tube?

04:41:36.080 --> 04:41:38.080
Santa madre de chica.

04:41:38.080 --> 04:41:40.080
What happened?

04:41:40.080 --> 04:41:46.080
They threatened my client without any kind of objective.

04:41:49.080 --> 04:41:52.080
Oh my God, I can't believe what he said.

04:41:53.080 --> 04:41:55.080
I

04:42:23.080 --> 04:42:25.080
Oh no! This is a mess!

04:42:25.080 --> 04:42:27.080
It's a mess!

04:42:27.080 --> 04:42:29.080
Get down! Get down!

04:42:29.080 --> 04:42:31.080
Get down!

04:42:31.080 --> 04:42:33.080
What is happening?

04:42:33.080 --> 04:42:35.080
What's happening?

04:42:35.080 --> 04:42:37.080
What's happening?

04:42:37.080 --> 04:42:39.080
Up?

04:42:39.080 --> 04:42:41.080
Oh my god!

04:42:41.080 --> 04:42:43.080
Everyone say, everyone say, go!

04:42:43.080 --> 04:42:45.080
Oh my god!

04:42:45.080 --> 04:42:47.080
I don't say this before we get into voting!

04:42:47.080 --> 04:42:49.080
And here there's no order!

04:42:49.080 --> 04:42:51.080
There's no order!

04:42:51.080 --> 04:42:55.620
Listen up carefully, listen up carefully, you understand?

04:42:55.620 --> 04:43:00.420
Okay, Juan, we're doing this for you, thank you for your statements.

04:43:00.420 --> 04:43:06.940
Juan and foolish, please step up, please step up, and please get close.

04:43:06.940 --> 04:43:11.020
Okay, me and the jury are gonna go into a voting session,

04:43:11.020 --> 04:43:14.260
meaning the jury is going to decide what sensing is gonna happen,

04:43:14.260 --> 04:43:16.740
who is gonna be right in this case.

04:43:16.740 --> 04:43:19.560
You need to tell me right now, really,

04:43:19.560 --> 04:43:25.440
Condensely in a very simple manner you have to tell me what your client wants from this, okay?

04:43:25.680 --> 04:43:31.100
You gave me a list, but you need to tell me really concisely what you want to achieve from this

04:43:31.620 --> 04:43:37.220
One basicamente maza tener que decir con mucha claridad que es lo que busca tu cliente sacar de este caso

04:43:39.520 --> 04:43:45.860
In this is exactly who wants to go first. I can go first. I will make this as concise as possible

04:43:46.800 --> 04:43:48.800
Okay, okay, please

04:43:49.560 --> 04:43:53.760
The two most important three, the three most important things,

04:43:53.760 --> 04:43:54.560
Tabo wants.

04:43:56.460 --> 04:43:58.760
He wants two Bao buns.

04:43:59.960 --> 04:44:00.760
Not what?

04:44:02.460 --> 04:44:05.260
Like a Bao buns to Bao buns.

04:44:05.260 --> 04:44:05.660
Yes.

04:44:06.760 --> 04:44:10.860
He wants one week of prison time for Alandrisa built by

04:44:10.860 --> 04:44:15.760
Tabo and one week of being her best friend.

04:44:17.160 --> 04:44:18.960
And so basically two weeks of prison.

04:44:19.560 --> 04:44:21.560
Wow

04:44:34.040 --> 04:44:36.040
He shot a gold bounce

04:44:37.700 --> 04:44:39.700
That is all

04:44:49.560 --> 04:44:55.260
el tren cambia ser el expreso a londrisa y una. Permíteme. Permíteme. Que no se pueda tocar el terreno.

04:44:55.260 --> 04:45:01.940
Ok. Que el tren ahora se llama expreso a londrisa y que enfrente de su terreno haya una estación

04:45:01.940 --> 04:45:10.900
con su nombre que se construya en su terreno un museo bajo su supervisión en honor a lo sucedido

04:45:10.900 --> 04:45:19.260
y al pequeño Josh y por último el trabajo de tubo para la señorita a londrisa durante una

04:45:19.260 --> 04:45:35.760
Okay, so this is what's gonna happen. We're gonna take 15 minutes to talk with the jury. I'm gonna cite you guys to come back to the court and we will tell you our final decision 10 minutes

04:45:49.260 --> 04:46:00.700
I wish there was more time. There's just not enough time for all this.

04:46:00.700 --> 04:46:08.380
The common sense argument doesn't work because Alos from Puerto Rico and they don't have

04:46:08.380 --> 04:46:12.500
trains, so you can't assume that she knows what to do on a train track.

04:46:12.500 --> 04:46:18.460
Dang. Okay. Okay, that's fine. I think there's still plenty of others things to

04:46:18.460 --> 04:46:23.340
work with. Let's sit up there, let's be jurors for a second. Be jurors, really think about the case.

04:46:26.860 --> 04:46:30.380
Oh wait, if they're doing the jury stuff, are they doing it in here? Where are they going?

04:46:30.380 --> 04:46:32.300
No, that's somewhere else, they're doing it.

04:46:36.860 --> 04:46:41.100
Foolish. Yeah. I fear I made total sense.

04:46:43.180 --> 04:46:47.260
I don't like I kept saying that I was contradicting myself, but I didn't want to.

04:46:47.260 --> 04:46:50.460
I don't know. Maybe quickly can't understand your accent.

04:46:52.060 --> 04:46:53.260
I got the British.

04:46:53.260 --> 04:46:58.420
I because I swear every time you say something, it would like spin against you.

04:46:59.220 --> 04:47:02.100
I know I was like, oh, yeah.

04:47:04.260 --> 04:47:08.420
I'm like, hey, hey, nice purple.

04:47:09.500 --> 04:47:11.820
OK, who is a good color?

04:47:11.820 --> 04:47:12.940
Wait, even the battle.

04:47:12.940 --> 04:47:15.060
Wait, even next day has purple now.

04:47:15.060 --> 04:47:16.260
Can you be there?

04:47:45.060 --> 04:47:53.220
blocks. Yeah, but I cannot prove to have like something to do with her, you know,

04:47:53.220 --> 04:48:00.860
no, no, there's no evidence. I wasn't there. Yeah, I was asleep and in Italy. Yeah, yeah.

04:48:00.860 --> 04:48:07.740
He was in Italy, you're on it. Yeah, yeah, of course. So to was the demanding part.

04:48:07.740 --> 04:48:17.620
So if tubo was proving that Alondrisa make some shit to tubo, you know the judge only needs to

04:48:20.420 --> 04:48:25.860
Valorar eso no explico porque tú no has atropellado a nadie tú no le has hecho nada mal a londrisa

04:48:28.780 --> 04:48:33.640
Yeah, I think it's just gonna be a matter of how much do they weigh the fact the

04:48:33.640 --> 04:48:36.640
train was gifted to Tubbo, I guess.

04:48:36.640 --> 04:48:38.640
Every time they say,

04:48:38.640 --> 04:48:41.640
he's the owner of the train, he's guilty,

04:48:41.640 --> 04:48:43.640
you have to say,

04:48:43.640 --> 04:48:45.640
that will be worth the judge,

04:48:45.640 --> 04:48:47.640
but he has nothing to do with that trophy.

04:48:47.640 --> 04:48:48.640
You know?

04:48:48.640 --> 04:48:50.640
So, for many to repeat,

04:48:50.640 --> 04:48:53.640
on the train, that's irrelevant.

04:48:53.640 --> 04:48:55.640
The only thing that's relevant here

04:48:55.640 --> 04:48:57.640
is that Tubbo hasn't done anything

04:48:57.640 --> 04:48:59.640
and Andrés has screwed Tubbo up.

04:49:03.640 --> 04:49:10.080
the train at that point oh really wait that would have been like so important

04:49:10.080 --> 04:49:13.640
that would have been I didn't even own the train when it hit all right you didn't

04:49:13.640 --> 04:49:20.360
you weren't even over the train the day of yeah oh oh my goodness because you

04:49:20.360 --> 04:49:24.040
could see also in the newspaper as well the day it says Tubbo's new train

04:49:24.040 --> 04:49:27.880
and the date she built the wall at one day apart I got the new train the day

04:49:27.880 --> 04:49:36.260
Somebody somebody will get

04:49:44.960 --> 04:49:48.360
No, it's okay. You're gonna be innocent. It'll be all good

04:49:53.520 --> 04:49:55.960
I did you the horn yeah, I did hear a horn

04:49:55.960 --> 04:49:59.880
Yeah, and then I'd maybe heard like an explosion

04:50:00.600 --> 04:50:02.600
did you um

04:50:03.840 --> 04:50:06.880
Me I think yeah, I think it was like to do with but then nothing

04:50:10.000 --> 04:50:15.600
Yeah, I feel like you know if the jury really just takes everything as a matter of fact really you should be just fine

04:50:15.600 --> 04:50:18.880
Also, I did notice everyone on that jury was in the north

04:50:20.040 --> 04:50:22.040
No, no, I'm both of it isn't

04:50:22.040 --> 04:50:26.300
Not everyone, multi was not on the north.

04:50:26.300 --> 04:50:27.260
Pressa?

04:50:27.260 --> 04:50:28.820
Or not pressa.

04:50:28.820 --> 04:50:29.660
Pressa.

04:50:29.660 --> 04:50:30.160
Pressa.

04:50:30.160 --> 04:50:32.660
I don't know even.

04:50:32.660 --> 04:50:33.160
Let's see.

04:50:33.160 --> 04:50:33.660
Well.

04:50:33.660 --> 04:50:36.460
De todas formas, o sea.

04:50:36.460 --> 04:50:37.260
Oh, Jeremy.

04:50:37.260 --> 04:50:41.740
He's subido a alguien que hubiese testificado que tu has

04:50:41.740 --> 04:50:44.940
o sea, que han visto a Londresa haciéndote cosas malas a ti

04:50:44.940 --> 04:50:46.460
podrisas ganar ya.

04:50:46.460 --> 04:50:47.860
Oh, OK.

04:50:47.860 --> 04:50:51.540
Yeah, really the only two that are like a part of the

04:50:51.540 --> 04:50:54.980
North were Tina and Royer out of all the dirt.

04:50:54.980 --> 04:50:56.900
Tina's on our side, right?

04:50:56.900 --> 04:50:57.740
Don't worry.

04:50:57.740 --> 04:50:59.700
We all own a balcony together.

04:50:59.700 --> 04:51:00.620
Yeah.

04:51:00.620 --> 04:51:02.100
Yeah, no, no, don't even worry.

04:51:04.060 --> 04:51:05.500
You're going to be A-OK.

04:51:06.740 --> 04:51:08.740
Polish, what do we do if I'm not OK?

04:51:10.060 --> 04:51:11.220
We're not even going to worry about that

04:51:11.220 --> 04:51:12.980
because you're going to be OK.

04:51:14.100 --> 04:51:15.860
You do something to Alondrisa

04:51:15.860 --> 04:51:18.420
for only for, you know, for knowing.

04:51:18.420 --> 04:51:22.520
Oh, so now I actually start doing stuff to her

04:51:26.400 --> 04:51:31.020
But he he make something bad to her or not no no

04:51:31.900 --> 04:51:38.340
Double didn't really do anything in fact. It's really nothing. I would say like others really did worse after the fact

04:51:38.340 --> 04:51:42.220
I did say I'd kills the potter if I lost. Oh, well, that's like

04:51:42.740 --> 04:51:47.780
That's irrelevant for is from Vegeta. Yeah, it's irrelevant

04:51:48.420 --> 04:51:53.220
bonus before that. Yeah, the only thing

04:51:53.420 --> 04:51:56.140
to whoever did you gonna loss loss?

04:51:56.180 --> 04:51:59.140
Okay, because they switch the tortilla.

04:51:59.180 --> 04:52:05.620
They switch the thing to to to make you feel bad for owning the train.

04:52:06.740 --> 04:52:09.140
And I think you you're gonna lose.

04:52:09.140 --> 04:52:11.700
I think that no way.

04:52:11.900 --> 04:52:13.820
His train was hijacked.

04:52:15.180 --> 04:52:18.380
Yeah, but I didn't own the train.

04:52:18.420 --> 04:52:25.940
when it hit. That would have been very important. I wish we didn't highlight that. But you guys

04:52:25.940 --> 04:52:34.500
need to concentrate that Alonrisa did something to Tuvo, not defending Tuvo. Because that's the

04:52:34.500 --> 04:52:44.500
huge decision to make you the old like, are you responsible for the driving of the train? If I

04:52:44.500 --> 04:52:53.980
I am the judge. I say no, but since you not proof that Alondrisa made you something back

04:52:53.980 --> 04:52:59.140
to your constructions, you know, it's like they flip the switch.

04:52:59.140 --> 04:53:02.500
He was in the newspaper. There was proof there. I gave it.

04:53:02.500 --> 04:53:06.500
Yeah, but there's not proof that Alondrisa did it.

04:53:06.500 --> 04:53:07.500
Yeah.

04:53:07.500 --> 04:53:11.500
It was in her castle. It was in her house.

04:53:11.500 --> 04:53:14.300
Oh, and you have proofs of that?

04:53:14.300 --> 04:53:17.220
I was in the newspaper, he handed to the judge.

04:53:17.220 --> 04:53:20.660
OK, but you sold the newspaper?

04:53:20.660 --> 04:53:23.300
You sold the newspaper?

04:53:23.300 --> 04:53:24.780
Yeah.

04:53:24.780 --> 04:53:26.220
OK, OK.

04:53:26.220 --> 04:53:27.940
Let's see what the judge.

04:53:32.940 --> 04:53:36.700
Still thinking that I really think

04:53:36.700 --> 04:53:40.420
that it's not really, really, really proof, you know?

04:53:40.420 --> 04:53:42.420
I

04:53:43.100 --> 04:53:46.720
Yo yo creo que yo hubiese sido más pesado

04:53:47.500 --> 04:53:51.000
Diciéndole que a Londiz a me ha hecho esto esto esto y esto

04:53:53.300 --> 04:53:55.140
Yeah

04:53:55.140 --> 04:54:00.580
Yeah, it was tough to have any photo evidence of like her like actively doing anything

04:54:01.340 --> 04:54:05.220
Yeah, yeah, so it would have been tough to even say that loud

04:54:10.420 --> 04:54:14.340
You can watch yesterday, Brian, I dreamed about that shit.

04:54:14.340 --> 04:54:15.140
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:54:15.140 --> 04:54:16.860
And I'm not even kidding.

04:54:16.860 --> 04:54:17.860
Yeah.

04:54:17.860 --> 04:54:20.580
What could you have shown him?

04:54:20.580 --> 04:54:24.460
I mean, the horrors.

04:54:24.460 --> 04:54:28.300
Oh, the horrors of the game, the horrors.

04:54:28.300 --> 04:54:32.540
I tell you that you need to take the blue pill

04:54:32.540 --> 04:54:35.340
if you're not prepared for that.

04:54:35.340 --> 04:54:36.340
The Matrix.

04:54:36.340 --> 04:54:37.580
I'm a candy pill from that one.

04:54:37.580 --> 04:54:39.220
Wow.

04:54:39.220 --> 04:54:41.540
Oh, hi, Alan, Jisa.

04:54:41.540 --> 04:54:42.220
Hi.

04:54:42.220 --> 04:54:43.740
Hello.

04:54:43.740 --> 04:54:44.580
Hello.

04:54:44.580 --> 04:54:45.220
Hola, Maxi.

04:54:45.220 --> 04:54:46.820
Oh, hey, Juan.

04:54:46.820 --> 04:54:48.380
Hey, Alan, Jisa.

04:54:48.380 --> 04:54:48.940
What?

04:54:48.940 --> 04:54:50.380
That's not my name.

04:54:50.380 --> 04:54:52.900
Yeah, yeah, it's your new name, Ass Face.

04:54:52.900 --> 04:54:55.340
Oh, oh, now it's Ass Face.

04:54:55.340 --> 04:54:55.840
Oh.

04:54:55.840 --> 04:54:57.220
Ass Face, Lich.

04:54:57.220 --> 04:54:59.860
Yeah, well, I've been told I have a great ass,

04:54:59.860 --> 04:55:01.820
so that's a compliment.

04:55:01.820 --> 04:55:07.500
Oh, yeah, but, but, uh, fuck you, Maxi.

04:55:07.500 --> 04:55:11.500
Did you see how fucking big that guy's head was?

04:55:11.500 --> 04:55:14.500
He's a big head.

04:55:14.500 --> 04:55:15.500
He does have a big head.

04:55:15.500 --> 04:55:16.500
What a big head.

04:55:16.500 --> 04:55:17.500
He's a big head.

04:55:17.500 --> 04:55:19.500
What's wrong with big head, boys?

04:55:19.500 --> 04:55:20.500
No, your head's great.

04:55:20.500 --> 04:55:22.500
No, you all say the good side.

04:55:22.500 --> 04:55:24.500
You have a great head.

04:55:24.500 --> 04:55:25.500
Yeah, great.

04:55:25.500 --> 04:55:27.500
And the hair just, oh.

04:55:27.500 --> 04:55:30.500
Yeah, it was like this as a baby.

04:55:30.500 --> 04:55:31.500
Yeah.

04:55:31.500 --> 04:55:32.500
Wow.

04:55:32.500 --> 04:55:33.500
I mean, that's just...

04:55:33.500 --> 04:55:34.500
Wow.

04:55:34.500 --> 04:55:40.660
Right back on man. I really need to look like an exhaust pipe

04:55:43.100 --> 04:55:45.100
Part of car fire loud and

04:55:45.820 --> 04:55:47.820
Wait, that's a

04:55:48.700 --> 04:55:51.640
Tubbo loves machine work, so that's like a nice day

04:55:56.860 --> 04:55:58.860
Genuinely the bottom of a car

04:55:59.980 --> 04:56:01.980
My car

04:56:04.500 --> 04:56:09.620
Uh, oh mine's old, ah, I can't drive but it's, oh I'm crashing.

04:56:12.420 --> 04:56:14.420
Well that's how that goes I guess.

04:56:20.180 --> 04:56:22.180
Um

04:56:34.500 --> 04:56:41.500
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

04:56:43.180 --> 04:56:50.180
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

04:56:54.140 --> 04:56:59.860
Loading, loading.

04:56:59.860 --> 04:57:02.860
We're gonna get through this.

04:57:02.860 --> 04:57:04.860
Who won? That's what we're about to find out.

04:57:06.940 --> 04:57:08.940
That's what we're about to find out.

04:57:09.860 --> 04:57:12.860
Any plans? I don't know. We'll figure that out after.

04:57:15.260 --> 04:57:18.260
We will figure that out after.

04:57:19.460 --> 04:57:23.860
Dude, I can't believe the train didn't even...

04:57:32.860 --> 04:57:39.860
So here we go.

04:57:39.860 --> 04:57:42.860
Um.

04:57:42.860 --> 04:57:48.860
Did I take an elevator?

04:57:48.860 --> 04:57:49.860
Is that why I'm cracked?

04:57:49.860 --> 04:57:52.860
Go into the hallway without being excited about everything.

04:57:52.860 --> 04:57:53.860
Yeah.

04:57:53.860 --> 04:57:55.860
I will write it when I get my life.

04:57:55.860 --> 04:57:58.860
I just said the minute I have no time to do the thing.

04:57:58.860 --> 04:57:59.860
Um.

04:57:59.860 --> 04:58:00.860
Uh-huh.

04:58:00.860 --> 04:58:01.860
Uh-huh.

04:58:01.860 --> 04:58:02.860
Oh my goodness.

04:58:06.180 --> 04:58:07.180
Oh, I'm so...

04:58:14.300 --> 04:58:15.900
Let him testify!

04:58:31.860 --> 04:58:40.620
little door oh there is a door oh lawyer huh I just want to say I'm proud of

04:58:40.620 --> 04:58:46.460
you thanks it's a holy day and no matter how much one says that your

04:58:46.460 --> 04:58:52.460
arse face stupid and you've got poo in your brain and your eyes are ugly like

04:58:52.460 --> 04:58:57.300
no matter how much he says that did really freaking good and you can

04:58:57.300 --> 04:59:01.820
probably want us this thing no I'm excited I think this is gonna be this

04:59:01.820 --> 04:59:03.580
This is gonna be easy.

04:59:05.700 --> 04:59:08.220
I got feeling we haven't won, but that's okay.

04:59:10.220 --> 04:59:11.060
We'll see.

04:59:11.060 --> 04:59:14.060
I got feeling, dare I say, did you bias?

04:59:14.060 --> 04:59:15.580
Did you get some bias?

04:59:15.580 --> 04:59:17.520
Well, sometimes, but that's not,

04:59:17.520 --> 04:59:19.500
like we were able to get away with some objections,

04:59:19.500 --> 04:59:21.660
but that made me not even a bias.

04:59:21.660 --> 04:59:22.700
Yeah, we got away with our objections,

04:59:22.700 --> 04:59:24.620
like all of our objections made sense,

04:59:24.620 --> 04:59:26.260
but we only got away with like some of them.

04:59:26.260 --> 04:59:29.940
We had to really object, we really had to object.

04:59:29.940 --> 04:59:30.780
Yeah.

04:59:31.820 --> 04:59:39.820
Also, full transparency. I know you speak more Spanish than me. I didn't understand any of that because the subtitles were blocked by the...

04:59:39.820 --> 04:59:45.820
Oh, no. I definitely had to rely on subtitles when it's like that much. I can't understand like that.

04:59:45.820 --> 04:59:47.820
Yeah. Well, you're kind of goated with it though.

04:59:47.820 --> 04:59:48.820
I was just trying to...

04:59:48.820 --> 04:59:50.820
You're like a little grass.

04:59:50.820 --> 04:59:53.820
Do you speak Spanish for this?

04:59:53.820 --> 04:59:58.820
Um, I I know some Spanish, but like I can't like it's someone's like having a full conversation

04:59:58.820 --> 05:00:04.900
I think like I couldn't keep up with some without subtitles. Yeah. Yeah, it goes too fast

05:00:06.780 --> 05:00:08.780
Yeah

05:00:13.580 --> 05:00:15.580
Yeah, it's kind of crazy

05:00:23.820 --> 05:00:27.340
You know, it's I'm 33 it's been a while since I started

05:00:29.180 --> 05:00:31.180
It'd be like 31 years ago

05:00:35.340 --> 05:00:37.580
Dang, I don't know when my first words were

05:00:40.460 --> 05:00:43.980
Wonder what my first words were you know, yeah, you don't know the first word

05:00:44.300 --> 05:00:46.220
No, I don't think I do

05:00:46.220 --> 05:00:51.740
Mine was like, I think it was mom or dad. I think mom. Oh my father was like

05:00:51.740 --> 05:00:54.180
I just thought I'm making noises. It was just fake

05:00:56.380 --> 05:00:58.380
Yeah, what's like that first like

05:00:59.700 --> 05:01:04.180
All right, the first time your parents were like, oh my fucking god. He said this I

05:01:05.140 --> 05:01:07.140
Hope they did that

05:01:07.140 --> 05:01:09.340
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I was ever told

05:01:10.900 --> 05:01:12.900
Wasn't in Minecraft

05:01:13.420 --> 05:01:14.560
There's

05:01:14.560 --> 05:01:19.420
No, I don't think I was even I would have been too at Minecraft was even vented

05:01:19.420 --> 05:01:24.020
unless I didn't say my first word until I was like 10 or something that makes

05:01:24.020 --> 05:01:34.820
sense to you make sense minecraft oh yeah our sweet little baby didn't the guy

05:01:34.820 --> 05:01:38.720
who invented the minecraft didn't he like he sold it for like a fuck ton of

05:01:38.720 --> 05:01:45.100
money and then got depressed uh did he get to I don't know I don't remember I

05:01:45.100 --> 05:01:50.740
I don't know he bought like the most expensive house in LA or Beverly Hills

05:01:50.740 --> 05:01:54.940
whatever there's no way surely you can surely you can afford that anyway it's

05:01:54.940 --> 05:02:01.020
good if you sold my crap is just a billion though and like yeah golly just

05:02:01.020 --> 05:02:07.180
ask her for the papers of the war for the kid oh what the kid paper she said

05:02:07.180 --> 05:02:14.180
that there was some Jeremy person who died right Jeremy yeah the child that

05:02:14.180 --> 05:02:16.180
Oh

05:02:23.380 --> 05:02:26.020
I hear a little something sneaky

05:02:30.660 --> 05:02:33.620
Hey, can you ring the bell for me? I'm curious what it sounds like

05:02:35.700 --> 05:02:37.700
Oh, perfect

05:02:37.700 --> 05:02:39.700
What is that?

05:02:39.700 --> 05:02:43.700
Hey foolish, can I guess what type of phones you got there?

05:02:43.700 --> 05:02:45.700
Oh yeah go for it.

05:02:45.700 --> 05:02:47.700
Like we did this game on Twitch.

05:02:47.700 --> 05:02:49.700
So I want to see what we looked at someone's camera.

05:02:55.700 --> 05:02:57.700
Take a stab, take a stab.

05:03:01.700 --> 05:03:03.700
Ooh, ding ding ding, correct!

05:03:03.700 --> 05:03:05.700
Wait, what do you think I have?

05:03:05.700 --> 05:03:07.700
Um, am I going to crash? Fuck!

05:03:09.700 --> 05:03:10.700
Um...

05:03:18.700 --> 05:03:19.700
Nose?

05:03:22.700 --> 05:03:23.700
Nose?

05:03:23.700 --> 05:03:24.700
say.

05:03:24.700 --> 05:03:40.340
Nah, nah, nah, nah, it's bright!

05:03:40.340 --> 05:03:46.100
Dude I have no clue actually what they could be discussing in that courtroom.

05:03:46.100 --> 05:03:53.260
Um, I have no clue which way it'll go.

05:03:53.260 --> 05:03:57.340
My biggest worry is the fact that Royer is there.

05:03:57.340 --> 05:04:00.860
I feel like he's gonna have to be able to swing boats possibly.

05:04:00.860 --> 05:04:03.380
It won't be in Tumbo's favor.

05:04:03.380 --> 05:04:10.380
Um, yeah.

05:04:10.380 --> 05:04:21.380
Do do do do do do do do do do.

05:04:21.380 --> 05:04:23.380
Um.

05:04:23.380 --> 05:04:30.380
We got again.

05:04:30.380 --> 05:04:37.380
I had looked so big right now.

05:04:37.380 --> 05:04:38.380
What?

05:04:38.380 --> 05:04:39.380
That's risky.

05:04:39.380 --> 05:04:40.380
What?

05:04:40.380 --> 05:04:41.380
I can read.

05:04:41.380 --> 05:04:42.380
That's risky.

05:04:42.380 --> 05:04:43.380
Don't say stuff like that.

05:04:43.380 --> 05:04:44.380
I want you to know.

05:04:44.380 --> 05:04:45.380
What?

05:04:45.380 --> 05:04:46.380
What?

05:04:46.380 --> 05:04:47.380
Yeah.

05:04:47.380 --> 05:04:48.380
What?

05:04:48.380 --> 05:04:49.380
Whoa.

05:04:49.380 --> 05:04:50.380
What?

05:04:50.380 --> 05:04:51.380
What?

05:04:51.380 --> 05:05:03.620
what whoa what I hope you lose your head is so big hi Juan hey man hi yes

05:05:03.620 --> 05:05:10.500
face thank you no no it's not I have a great ass yeah he has an

05:05:10.500 --> 05:05:17.140
immaculate off it's it's a hate comment no but you said like ass yeah I don't

05:05:17.140 --> 05:05:24.980
No, I don't want to talk with you. Okay. Why are you what looking right here? He's got a lot of ass on the brain this lawyer

05:05:29.780 --> 05:05:31.780
Man don't do it don't do it one

05:05:32.420 --> 05:05:36.980
Don't do it. You are great. My mom my mom said it wait. I think you're great

05:05:40.220 --> 05:05:44.620
My mom always that one if you if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all

05:05:44.620 --> 05:05:50.940
Your mom is so smart. My mom said that too. I'm going to be in silence all my life

05:05:53.620 --> 05:05:57.520
Finally our mom's just silence twang. Yes

05:05:57.520 --> 05:06:03.240
I've been the longest time in my life though. I'm alive. Oh, dude. I can't even imagine what they're discussing in there

05:06:04.780 --> 05:06:08.700
You're a very good person. Why you are with foolish. What the hell?

05:06:09.660 --> 05:06:12.620
My court can't wait back. We go way back. Oh

05:06:12.620 --> 05:06:18.740
Oh, yeah. Oh, we go back and loyalty counts for a lot, you know

05:06:18.740 --> 05:06:23.620
Mm-hmm, which is why when he asked me to be a lawyer. I had no choice but to say yes

05:06:24.020 --> 05:06:26.840
And he went to law school just to me. Yeah

05:06:29.060 --> 05:06:31.260
Fine I'll ask him about the chandelier, but

05:06:32.020 --> 05:06:35.300
That's such a rough whoa. Whoa. Whoa

05:06:35.900 --> 05:06:37.900
What oh, okay?

05:06:37.900 --> 05:06:44.300
No, I'm okay. I'm okay. Don't worry. Um, yeah one. I thought you did a pretty decent job

05:06:46.360 --> 05:06:53.380
Yeah, I did better than you well, we're gonna find out who oh we're gonna find out real soon pal

05:06:54.220 --> 05:06:58.800
All right, here we go. It's about okay. This is it. This is it. Oh, this is big

05:06:59.940 --> 05:07:03.300
Final decision. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness

05:07:03.300 --> 05:07:09.300
Thank you, everyone! We love you!

05:07:09.300 --> 05:07:12.300
Oh, nice purple!

05:07:12.300 --> 05:07:18.300
Hi Jeremy!

05:07:18.300 --> 05:07:23.300
We're gonna get power buns, foolish. We're gonna do it.

05:07:23.300 --> 05:07:27.300
Oh no.

05:07:27.300 --> 05:07:30.300
Oh yes.

05:07:30.300 --> 05:07:38.660
see. Oh, God. Hey, what do you see? Why do you sound so? Oh, hey, Tina. All right.

05:07:38.660 --> 05:07:45.380
Oh, hey. More than almighty. Everyone, please take a seat. We have reached the final decision.

05:07:45.380 --> 05:07:50.940
Hi, everybody's here. Oh, yeah, there's still some people coming. You look great today.

05:07:50.940 --> 05:07:51.940
Thank you.

05:07:51.940 --> 05:07:53.940
Juan de Calle te cabrón.

05:07:53.940 --> 05:07:55.940
That's a fine.

05:07:55.940 --> 05:07:57.940
And they shared that.

05:07:57.940 --> 05:07:58.940
Juan vas a valerna.

05:07:58.940 --> 05:07:59.940
I'm ready.

05:07:59.940 --> 05:08:00.940
And it.

05:08:00.940 --> 05:08:02.940
Perdón su señoría.

05:08:02.940 --> 05:08:04.940
¿Qué pasó?

05:08:04.940 --> 05:08:05.940
Perdón, Che, qué tarde.

05:08:05.940 --> 05:08:06.940
Explosión.

05:08:06.940 --> 05:08:08.940
Y bueno, sentáquee pelotudo.

05:08:08.940 --> 05:08:11.940
Everybody, please pay attention.

05:08:11.940 --> 05:08:12.940
Please pay attention.

05:08:12.940 --> 05:08:14.940
We have reached a final decision.

05:08:14.940 --> 05:08:17.940
I want to preface this decision with,

05:08:17.940 --> 05:08:21.500
If I'm very proud of the most of the audience,

05:08:21.500 --> 05:08:24.380
I'm very proud of most of the audience for keeping order.

05:08:24.380 --> 05:08:28.780
I'm very proud of the jury for making very tough decisions.

05:08:28.780 --> 05:08:31.900
I am not proud of either of the fucking parties

05:08:31.900 --> 05:08:33.620
who participated in this case.

05:08:33.620 --> 05:08:37.580
Oh, from the very get-go, the wrong person was sued.

05:08:37.580 --> 05:08:39.780
I don't think everyone presented the facts,

05:08:39.780 --> 05:08:42.660
and I think everyone did a very messy mess

05:08:42.660 --> 05:08:45.180
in terms of submitting evidence.

05:08:45.180 --> 05:08:46.740
Just so you guys know, in a court case,

05:08:46.740 --> 05:08:49.700
I have to submit all the facts but everyone kept adding on to it.

05:08:49.700 --> 05:08:53.860
Well, it's your client in particular kept speaking and you did nothing about it.

05:08:53.860 --> 05:08:55.860
That's fucking easy to me.

05:08:55.860 --> 05:08:57.860
I'm sorry, you're okay.

05:08:57.860 --> 05:09:03.620
And then you, you brought in, you brought in Crystal Molly with the worst evidence

05:09:03.620 --> 05:09:05.300
I've seen in fucking life.

05:09:05.300 --> 05:09:07.300
What the hell was that about?

05:09:07.300 --> 05:09:12.800
I think this is worse than the photo with IA of the boy with the 3rd grade.

05:09:14.800 --> 05:09:15.800
How did I get IA?

05:09:37.300 --> 05:09:41.760
Not I asked at the very start and foolish you said that you are doing

05:09:58.340 --> 05:10:03.600
For both parties because you really fucked up the case the case will be dismissed

05:10:03.600 --> 05:10:08.600
but there will be a sentencing for both parties and we will give the sentencing right now.

05:10:08.600 --> 05:10:09.600
Is everybody ready?

05:10:09.600 --> 05:10:10.600
It's Daniel!

05:10:10.600 --> 05:10:11.600
I think she's on a mission!

05:10:11.600 --> 05:10:12.600
That's a big chase!

05:10:12.600 --> 05:10:15.600
Number one, number one, repeating again, the case is dismissed.

05:10:15.600 --> 05:10:18.600
However, there are two rules for both parties.

05:10:18.600 --> 05:10:22.600
This rule is for people who stand on train tracks.

05:10:22.600 --> 05:10:25.600
Train tracks are very obviously going to have trains.

05:10:25.600 --> 05:10:31.600
So if you stand on the train tracks and you get ran over, you take the full responsibility.

05:10:31.600 --> 05:10:32.600
You understand?

05:10:32.600 --> 05:10:34.600
No

05:10:47.280 --> 05:10:50.760
Responsibility by anyone who is owners of the truck

05:10:52.280 --> 05:10:56.040
Even if it's gifted even if it's gifted if you place it you own it

05:10:56.040 --> 05:10:59.600
I don't care if it's gifted. I don't care if it's inherited you own the train

05:10:59.600 --> 05:11:25.600
yo all the technicalities that is your responsibility. Therefore for train track owners, owners of trains and train tracks are required to build safe passages to to cross the train tracks every 500 blocks. Okay, so at the owner of train tracks, you need to build safe passages every 500 blocks. For this train track in particular, Alondrisa and Tubbo, both of you will build these passages together.

05:11:25.600 --> 05:11:29.600
You will have to train tracks as fast as 500 blocks long.

05:11:29.600 --> 05:11:31.600
If you will build these passages, check that out.

05:11:31.600 --> 05:11:32.600
Bravo!

05:11:32.600 --> 05:11:34.600
I'll undertake less than 500 blocks long.

05:11:34.600 --> 05:11:38.600
I don't know why they brought them as a fucking witness,

05:11:38.600 --> 05:11:40.600
because he's the one who committed the crime.

05:11:40.600 --> 05:11:42.600
Grap, you are going to build it with them.

05:11:42.600 --> 05:11:46.600
Because you are a criminal under the justice system.

05:11:46.600 --> 05:11:49.600
So you are going to build these passages,

05:11:49.600 --> 05:11:51.600
and you're going to travel.

05:11:51.600 --> 05:11:55.600
Can I tell you one thing, can I tell you one thing?

05:11:59.600 --> 05:12:03.600
Alondrista, can you enter the server earlier than the third morning?

05:12:07.600 --> 05:12:12.600
Podes, Entral, El Salvador, Mastem Prano, Ketresen Lamaniana?

05:12:21.600 --> 05:12:23.040
and building the safe package.

05:12:23.040 --> 05:12:27.280
You don't do it, you don't do it.

05:12:27.280 --> 05:12:29.920
You will be dealt with by the law.

05:12:29.920 --> 05:12:31.680
Clearly there's a middle ground somewhere.

05:12:31.680 --> 05:12:36.200
And lastly, I want to say that permanently from now on,

05:12:36.200 --> 05:12:38.040
court cases have a time limit.

05:12:38.040 --> 05:12:41.120
We are never doing three hours of practice.

05:12:41.120 --> 05:12:47.800
The time limit for court cases is going to be maximum.

05:12:47.800 --> 05:12:48.520
That's the best one.

05:12:48.520 --> 05:12:51.020
Maximum 60 minutes to 90 minutes

05:12:53.520 --> 05:12:56.980
If it has to go beyond that it will be divided into sessions

05:12:56.980 --> 05:13:02.300
But no more than two sessions because if you take more than three hours to set something then it doesn't fucking matter in my opinion

05:13:02.420 --> 05:13:07.680
So cases maximum two sessions each session a maximum is 60 to 90

05:13:08.400 --> 05:13:10.400
Okay

05:13:10.400 --> 05:13:12.400
Kukuriko Daokitosh!

05:13:14.400 --> 05:13:16.400
Kukuriko Daokitosh!

05:13:18.400 --> 05:13:20.400
Book!

05:13:20.400 --> 05:13:22.400
Book and Cleveland!

05:13:22.400 --> 05:13:24.400
I have to pay for it!

05:13:24.400 --> 05:13:26.400
I'm gonna be leaving it this whole time.

05:13:26.400 --> 05:13:28.400
Are you sure about this?

05:13:28.400 --> 05:13:30.400
Whoa.

05:13:30.400 --> 05:13:32.400
This is not my choice.

05:13:32.400 --> 05:13:34.400
Wait, are you serious?

05:13:34.400 --> 05:13:36.400
What happened?

05:13:36.400 --> 05:13:38.400
Kukuriko, are you confirming this?

05:13:38.400 --> 05:13:47.440
Okay, I just received a book from the from your honor Maximus that well, that's what they call him and I guess Latin

05:13:47.840 --> 05:13:50.900
It says Maximus must enforce these rules

05:14:08.400 --> 05:14:15.960
Actually, I can talk with with with with kukurutsa about that because I need the specifications about this

05:14:16.520 --> 05:14:17.880
Okay, well

05:14:17.880 --> 05:14:20.000
So that is the case nice

05:14:20.200 --> 05:14:26.600
Please for future reference if you are going to sue someone make sure that you're the victim

05:14:26.600 --> 05:14:28.600
Because if you're gonna see that means you're the

05:14:37.160 --> 05:14:42.960
Guys and by the way, I am judge quackity if you see me outside of the court, I am not judge quackity

05:14:42.960 --> 05:14:44.560
I'm a civilian like everyone else

05:14:44.560 --> 05:14:48.760
This is one of my personalities and if you talk to me outside like I was with the judge

05:14:48.760 --> 05:14:50.760
I won't understand what you are saying

05:14:56.600 --> 05:15:03.600
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

05:15:03.600 --> 05:15:09.600
Yeah, we didn't lose, we didn't lose.

05:15:09.600 --> 05:15:11.600
Okay, let's go.

05:15:11.600 --> 05:15:14.600
Yeah, yeah.

05:15:14.600 --> 05:15:17.600
Yeah.

05:15:17.600 --> 05:15:20.600
Let's go.

05:15:20.600 --> 05:15:30.360
We did it we won we won we won they certainly did start gaslighting us at

05:15:30.360 --> 05:15:35.240
the end uh you know I didn't realize anything at the start maybe I did I

05:15:35.240 --> 05:15:40.600
don't remember I didn't know how technical this was gonna be I Loki you

05:15:40.600 --> 05:15:46.780
did it because I Wackity asked me and along along the uh how who was suing who

05:15:46.780 --> 05:15:49.920
And I said I think she's doing us and she said no

05:15:51.340 --> 05:15:55.220
And I said okay, I guess we're doing yeah. Oh, that's how yeah

05:15:57.460 --> 05:15:59.460
Yeah, I guess that's how I went down

05:16:00.460 --> 05:16:04.500
But yeah, I like I said, I didn't think it was actually gonna matter that much. I

05:16:05.860 --> 05:16:07.860
Was like, okay fine. Yeah, we're so you

05:16:12.820 --> 05:16:15.060
Don't touch me again so

05:16:16.780 --> 05:16:22.720
It is funny how pointless this trial was cuz just after two seconds it's like wait

05:16:26.500 --> 05:16:31.980
Yeah, it was never me and somehow I have to do the work like always

05:16:33.420 --> 05:16:40.540
So really what happened was all my shit got broken that I had to work to repair and now my shit will be broken again

05:16:40.540 --> 05:16:45.700
Well, I think you just do that. I just got teleported. You guys what? Where were you?

05:16:45.700 --> 05:16:48.700
Yo, Senpai's part of all this shit up just to the hell of it

05:16:49.420 --> 05:16:51.420
Yo, how did it go? How did it go?

05:16:51.420 --> 05:16:53.420
They just removed all the D&D, like T-tides

05:16:53.420 --> 05:16:54.920
Oh, they used T-tides

05:16:54.920 --> 05:16:56.420
It's for you, guys

05:16:56.420 --> 05:16:57.420
Oh

05:16:57.420 --> 05:16:59.420
Uh, I've got a picture for you

05:16:59.420 --> 05:17:02.420
How about you take a picture of my ass?

05:17:02.420 --> 05:17:04.420
I want to take a picture of us, get it, get it

05:17:04.420 --> 05:17:05.420
Alright, alright

05:17:05.420 --> 05:17:06.420
It's a recollection

05:17:06.420 --> 05:17:07.420
I got that in my ass

05:17:07.420 --> 05:17:09.420
I'm assless these days

05:17:09.420 --> 05:17:10.420
Oh, alright, alright

05:17:10.420 --> 05:17:12.420
No, don't say that to me

05:17:12.420 --> 05:17:14.420
I'm assless, get on my ass

05:17:14.420 --> 05:17:17.900
I was gonna take one more of it, but just in case the other one goes for the other one.

05:17:17.900 --> 05:17:18.900
There we go again.

05:17:18.900 --> 05:17:19.900
Oh.

05:17:19.900 --> 05:17:20.900
Hey.

05:17:20.900 --> 05:17:21.900
What's this guy looking at?

05:17:21.900 --> 05:17:22.900
Take one more.

05:17:22.900 --> 05:17:25.420
Oh no, he's getting a bit nosy.

05:17:25.420 --> 05:17:31.540
Um, so yeah, I guess, um, yeah, like, we definitely didn't lose.

05:17:31.540 --> 05:17:35.060
I, I don't think anything happened.

05:17:35.060 --> 05:17:38.860
I think literally everything is the same.

05:17:38.860 --> 05:17:40.380
Everything's the same except three people.

05:17:40.380 --> 05:17:42.780
Now I have like a little more work.

05:17:42.780 --> 05:17:48.020
But here's the crazy thing is I already had to do that work

05:17:48.940 --> 05:17:50.940
And now I have to do it again

05:17:51.580 --> 05:17:53.740
Yo, can you tell me what happened? Oh?

05:17:54.620 --> 05:18:00.720
Basically, so no one know in the end they gave up the case basically got dismissed

05:18:01.660 --> 05:18:03.660
and the only penalties

05:18:04.180 --> 05:18:05.740
are

05:18:05.740 --> 05:18:08.900
Tubbo on Jisa and graph

05:18:08.900 --> 05:18:17.980
basically have to make safe passing over or under the tracks every 500 blocks is

05:18:17.980 --> 05:18:22.620
what they said and there's a rule of the track isn't 500 blocks so you can get

05:18:22.620 --> 05:18:26.500
around at the end so yeah that part really wasn't cleared up that part was

05:18:26.500 --> 05:18:31.820
really good up oh and then also there's a rule of if you stand on so I don't

05:18:31.820 --> 05:18:34.860
know exactly how this works I feel like they contradict each other but

05:18:34.860 --> 05:18:37.100
basically there's the rule of if you're on the train track you're

05:18:37.100 --> 05:18:41.960
responsible for what happens to you but also they said you know for example if

05:18:41.960 --> 05:18:51.560
it tubbo's train then he's responsible for what happens well that part was kind

05:18:51.560 --> 05:18:58.080
of on us we did not explain that and that was I wish I knew that that would

05:18:58.080 --> 05:19:03.960
have really been a big I don't think you you said it wasn't your train the

05:19:03.960 --> 05:19:10.160
day of you just for saying it was a gift well I would have remembered that that

05:19:10.160 --> 05:19:15.480
would have been a very big thing I would not forget that would have been huge if

05:19:15.480 --> 05:19:21.200
you just told me the train was never yours well no it's mine now well now no

05:19:21.200 --> 05:19:25.760
I meant like at the time but then I don't know I'm not the argument would

05:19:25.760 --> 05:19:34.800
been made of like it's your tracks I just would have gotten who knows um but

05:19:34.800 --> 05:19:38.840
also I don't think I ever contradicted myself that whole time do you think it

05:19:38.840 --> 05:19:45.000
getting told that I contradicted myself yeah I don't know I don't know also do

05:19:45.000 --> 05:19:49.720
you they needed to make it look closer than it was then everyone's happy and

05:19:49.720 --> 05:19:54.000
that's chill do you think also do you think actually no one cared about

05:19:54.000 --> 05:19:56.840
how everyone in Ashwagdade.

05:19:56.840 --> 05:20:00.120
No, I had a feeling people weren't

05:20:00.120 --> 05:20:02.680
going to gravitate towards that.

05:20:02.680 --> 05:20:06.480
Nobody, no, but we moved on from that very quick.

05:20:10.080 --> 05:20:11.840
But yeah, do you think it actually would have changed

05:20:11.840 --> 05:20:15.600
if like they were the ones that were trying to sue us?

05:20:15.600 --> 05:20:17.920
I think it still would have ended with the same result.

05:20:17.920 --> 05:20:19.640
At the start, they said they weren't

05:20:19.640 --> 05:20:21.040
and I said they were.

05:20:21.040 --> 05:20:22.620
And then they were like, no.

05:20:22.620 --> 05:20:24.480
I'm like, well, how's that all fault?

05:20:26.240 --> 05:20:27.760
But yeah, like I said, I have a feeling

05:20:27.760 --> 05:20:29.600
I don't think it would have changed anything.

05:20:29.600 --> 05:20:31.240
I think this outcome would have been the same

05:20:31.240 --> 05:20:32.800
actually, no matter what we did.

05:20:32.800 --> 05:20:34.600
I think it was just kind of,

05:20:34.600 --> 05:20:38.440
let's make sure everyone's happy, you know?

05:20:38.440 --> 05:20:41.160
Yeah, yeah.

05:20:41.160 --> 05:20:42.000
Sit.

05:20:43.720 --> 05:20:45.060
Sit.

05:20:45.060 --> 05:20:46.400
But yeah, I think, you know,

05:20:46.400 --> 05:20:47.440
if there's another court case,

05:20:47.440 --> 05:20:49.080
I think it'll be like, listen,

05:20:49.080 --> 05:20:52.760
We were like the bumpy, experimental case.

05:20:52.760 --> 05:20:53.280
Yeah.

05:20:53.280 --> 05:20:54.320
We were the messy case.

05:20:54.320 --> 05:20:57.440
My God, the people of this server need to shut the fuck up.

05:20:57.440 --> 05:20:59.560
Oh my God.

05:20:59.560 --> 05:21:03.960
I actually can't do anything or read anything or do anything,

05:21:03.960 --> 05:21:06.320
but no one knows how to shut the fuck up.

05:21:06.320 --> 05:21:13.840
To be fair, I feel like it is like a little counterpoint.

05:21:13.840 --> 05:21:17.080
It's tough for like that many people

05:21:17.080 --> 05:21:20.840
to just sit basically in silence without getting to it.

05:21:20.840 --> 05:21:22.160
But then they don't have to watch.

05:21:22.160 --> 05:21:24.720
They're not forced to be there.

05:21:24.720 --> 05:21:25.640
You know what I'm saying?

05:21:25.640 --> 05:21:27.040
They chose to be there.

05:21:27.040 --> 05:21:28.800
Follow the rules of being there.

05:21:28.800 --> 05:21:29.640
That's fair.

05:21:29.640 --> 05:21:30.480
Fair point is one.

05:21:32.760 --> 05:21:33.960
That was just crazy.

05:21:33.960 --> 05:21:35.280
That was just crazy.

05:21:36.920 --> 05:21:39.280
Justice and retribution were...

05:21:40.200 --> 05:21:41.800
We didn't get out of it.

05:21:41.800 --> 05:21:44.200
We're thrown out the window.

05:21:44.200 --> 05:21:45.360
Out the window.

05:21:45.360 --> 05:21:48.880
The bow buns were will not be delivered

05:21:55.400 --> 05:22:01.040
Mmm, oh that would be our buns foolish never forget what they took from me. Hmm

05:22:02.280 --> 05:22:05.240
The bow buns it was messy

05:22:06.360 --> 05:22:07.840
there was

05:22:07.840 --> 05:22:10.080
There was also I didn't realize how um

05:22:10.080 --> 05:22:15.360
um how big evidence was gonna be I realized they wanted like photo evidence for like

05:22:16.560 --> 05:22:21.840
every specific thing I thought I thought it was gonna be a little like silly silly goopy

05:22:24.800 --> 05:22:29.360
but there's like it was they wanted real hard evidence I was like what do you mean photos for

05:22:29.360 --> 05:22:34.160
everything am I supposed to have photos of every part of the crime she actually committed

05:22:34.160 --> 05:22:39.480
I don't have that. I'm not on what the fuck she just did it

05:22:40.320 --> 05:22:42.320
She said she did it

05:22:45.000 --> 05:22:53.440
But you know we did all we could we did everything we could I am I need to pee

05:22:54.520 --> 05:22:58.720
Well, you want to go back to the pantheon and then end this whole legal

05:23:00.680 --> 05:23:02.680
Yeah, I'm down we can end it there

05:23:04.160 --> 05:23:12.160
I would be shocked if anyone wants to go through a court case.

05:23:12.160 --> 05:23:16.160
I don't think we will ever have another court case of this stuff.

05:23:16.160 --> 05:23:23.160
I think it needs to be settled with just keep fucking around with each other.

05:23:23.160 --> 05:23:24.160
Yeah.

05:23:24.160 --> 05:23:29.160
Okay, I'm going to pee right in here.

05:23:29.160 --> 05:23:31.160
This is like a safe peeing area.

05:23:31.160 --> 05:23:32.160
Yeah.

05:23:32.160 --> 05:23:36.120
Yeah, I'm just gonna I'd be right back. Okay

05:23:39.720 --> 05:23:44.000
We made it we made it he freakin made it

05:23:46.720 --> 05:23:51.320
We freakin made it that was such a stressful experience

05:23:55.760 --> 05:23:57.760
What a stressful experience

05:23:57.760 --> 05:24:08.360
And a loud one, but at the end of the day it was all good fun, and that's what we're

05:24:08.360 --> 05:24:09.360
here for.

05:24:09.360 --> 05:24:21.360
At the end of the day, by the swell old time, that's what counted the most.

05:24:21.360 --> 05:24:34.760
Yeah, you can tell me, is my mic fucked by the way?

05:24:34.760 --> 05:24:43.780
Cause I do feel like no one, no one can ever hear me and what I'm saying.

05:24:43.780 --> 05:24:46.600
Is my mic fucked in game?

05:24:46.600 --> 05:24:48.920
No, it sounds fine.

05:24:48.920 --> 05:24:54.040
because I'm like I'm too loud and I'm peaking or no one can hear me and I'm

05:24:54.040 --> 05:24:56.800
like what the hell

05:25:07.120 --> 05:25:10.760
I'm so sweaty

05:25:11.680 --> 05:25:15.880
I wonder what's going on on my phone I'm excited to have a big shower today

05:25:15.880 --> 05:25:18.880
Oh, Bapminton on the 9th of April? When is that?

05:25:18.880 --> 05:25:20.880
Tomorrow.

05:25:21.880 --> 05:25:23.880
I suppose. Okay.

05:25:26.880 --> 05:25:27.880
Woo!

05:25:31.880 --> 05:25:33.880
I don't have a bed.

05:25:33.880 --> 05:25:35.880
I can't- I don't have a bed.

05:25:35.880 --> 05:25:37.880
I can't sleep.

05:25:40.880 --> 05:25:41.880
Shoot!

05:25:41.880 --> 05:25:43.880
Oh yeah!

05:25:43.880 --> 05:25:45.880
Do you salve here?

05:25:45.880 --> 05:25:47.880
Do you salve your blazer on?

05:25:47.880 --> 05:25:49.880
Welcome back, I hope you're relieved!

05:25:49.880 --> 05:25:51.880
Yeah, no, that was good.

05:25:51.880 --> 05:25:53.880
I was holding that in for like the final 20 minutes.

05:25:53.880 --> 05:25:55.880
Listen, Laura, come to the top of the pantheon with me.

05:25:55.880 --> 05:25:57.880
Oh, yeah, we're just gonna climb, I guess.

05:26:05.880 --> 05:26:07.880
Let's stand out here

05:26:07.880 --> 05:26:10.880
and look at the ugly floating castle together.

05:26:10.880 --> 05:26:15.880
And basically that castle started all the way down.

05:26:15.880 --> 05:26:20.880
At the end of the day, foolish, we worked really hard, and we may have achieved nothing.

05:26:20.880 --> 05:26:26.880
But we had a good time, right, lawyer?

05:26:26.880 --> 05:26:30.880
We had the best of time.

05:26:30.880 --> 05:26:36.880
And we had a time so good, I don't think we'll ever have another time again.

05:26:36.880 --> 05:26:38.880
What?

05:26:38.880 --> 05:26:40.880
You better like die or something?

05:26:41.880 --> 05:26:43.880
Foolish! I'm retiring.

05:26:43.880 --> 05:26:44.880
What?

05:26:44.880 --> 05:26:46.880
I'm retiring, Foolish.

05:26:46.880 --> 05:26:47.880
What do you mean you're retiring?

05:26:47.880 --> 05:26:49.880
I'm retiring from it all.

05:26:49.880 --> 05:26:51.880
From it all?

05:26:51.880 --> 05:26:53.880
From it all, Foolish. I'm retiring.

05:26:53.880 --> 05:26:55.880
What is all? Like from...

05:26:57.880 --> 05:27:00.880
Foolish, I won't be here tomorrow.

05:27:00.880 --> 05:27:01.880
What?

05:27:01.880 --> 05:27:03.880
It's because I'm retiring.

05:27:03.880 --> 05:27:05.880
No, you can't!

05:27:05.880 --> 05:27:07.880
We need you!

05:27:07.880 --> 05:27:12.880
Listen, Foolish, the Pantheon's built. The regime is finished.

05:27:12.880 --> 05:27:13.880
No!

05:27:13.880 --> 05:27:15.880
My work here is done.

05:27:15.880 --> 05:27:19.880
No, but the train! The tracks!

05:27:19.880 --> 05:27:25.880
Foolish, I don't know if you noticed, but most of these train tracks go underground.

05:27:25.880 --> 05:27:29.880
They don't need any safe passage because you can't get on them to begin with.

05:27:29.880 --> 05:27:31.880
I see, so basically, there's like...

05:27:31.880 --> 05:27:34.880
Basically, we don't have to be shit.

05:27:34.880 --> 05:27:39.280
If you if you really want to play nice like you just have to build like one bridge probably somewhere I

05:27:40.040 --> 05:27:44.440
Don't have to build a bridge anywhere foolish none of this is 300 or 500 blocks

05:27:45.280 --> 05:27:49.400
Yeah, they probably looked at the map and never eyes a lot of it was on her ground. Yeah

05:27:51.800 --> 05:27:53.800
Wow

05:27:53.840 --> 05:27:59.300
Wow, I guess it's about time. I see I'm not gonna be here when you wake up tomorrow foolish

05:27:59.300 --> 05:28:03.020
You're ascending to a-

05:28:03.020 --> 05:28:08.820
I want you to know, you defended me one last time in my final day.

05:28:08.820 --> 05:28:12.740
Wait, no you saw four days!

05:28:12.740 --> 05:28:16.020
And for that I'll never, I'll never forget you foolish.

05:28:16.020 --> 05:28:17.020
No!

05:28:17.020 --> 05:28:21.660
And listen, even when the regime finished that plan of blowing up everything in the

05:28:21.660 --> 05:28:26.780
north, just know I had no part of it.

05:28:26.780 --> 05:28:33.160
And why it might have been done making my infrastructure, I'll say what I said earlier.

05:28:33.160 --> 05:28:36.960
If you sell me a gun then I'll shoot someone.

05:28:36.960 --> 05:28:40.100
Are you responsible for that?

05:28:40.100 --> 05:28:43.840
The world we'll never know.

05:28:43.840 --> 05:28:46.760
We'll never know.

05:28:46.760 --> 05:28:49.720
For the case was basically dismissed.

05:28:49.720 --> 05:28:55.080
For the case was dismissed and we achieved nothing and we got gas lit for three hours.

05:28:55.080 --> 05:29:03.680
And this, this has been me, Tamar live, signing up from the regime, one final time, bullish,

05:29:03.680 --> 05:29:04.680
TABO!

05:29:04.680 --> 05:29:05.680
KAPI!

05:29:05.680 --> 05:29:06.680
No, TABO!

05:29:06.680 --> 05:29:07.680
He doesn't mean it, right?

05:29:07.680 --> 05:29:08.680
He doesn't mean it?

05:29:08.680 --> 05:29:17.260
He doesn't mean it, right he doesn't mean it

05:29:38.680 --> 05:29:43.680
We didn't win the case, but we didn't lose the case.

05:29:45.180 --> 05:29:48.300
So if you round up, we won.

05:29:58.460 --> 05:30:00.440
We won the case, ladies and gentlemen.

05:30:02.020 --> 05:30:03.100
Cause at the end of the day,

05:30:03.100 --> 05:30:06.420
my job is to make sure my client doesn't lose.

05:30:06.420 --> 05:30:09.000
And my client did not lose this day.

05:30:14.460 --> 05:30:18.720
I just joined Tubbo off himself to be determined.

05:30:20.280 --> 05:30:21.740
To be determined.

05:30:21.740 --> 05:30:24.620
I do not know how seriously to take that, um,

05:30:27.660 --> 05:30:28.500
oh yeah.

05:30:29.500 --> 05:30:30.340
Do do do.

05:30:30.340 --> 05:30:49.120
Yeah, that is true, technically building the past together is like friendship and jail time.

05:30:49.120 --> 05:30:50.120
It's a little bit.

05:30:50.120 --> 05:30:54.220
We could spin it that way, so he's getting his demands.

05:30:54.220 --> 05:30:58.020
I'm gonna have to find a way to get him those bow buns.

05:30:58.020 --> 05:31:08.300
Dude, that's still so funny that he did not mention that he, like, I, if that was the

05:31:08.300 --> 05:31:13.300
case and he wasn't even the owner of it the day getting hit, I should have just had the

05:31:13.300 --> 05:31:15.500
case dismissed from the very beginning.

05:31:15.500 --> 05:31:19.700
I'm gonna say thank you for the five gifted because then there's like actually no tie

05:31:19.700 --> 05:31:20.700
in.

05:31:20.700 --> 05:31:33.060
I give it a like, your honor, this is all a mess, no one should be suing anyone, if anything,

05:31:33.060 --> 05:31:34.060
Sue Graff.

05:31:34.060 --> 05:31:35.060
He'd lay down the tracks.

05:31:35.060 --> 05:31:48.780
So no, thank you for the raid, it was an honor to be your, be a Fobo lawyer.

05:31:48.780 --> 05:31:53.780
We didn't lose. Which means we won.

05:31:58.780 --> 05:32:14.780
Yeah, Tavo, I didn't make sense. I realized it was a cold calculated content maneuver to not admit that you weren't even the owner of the train the day of the accident, or else it would have been case dismissed from the beginning.

05:32:14.780 --> 05:32:15.780
That was very smart of you.

05:32:15.780 --> 05:32:27.380
That was brilliant because it literally just would have been your honor.

05:32:27.380 --> 05:32:30.100
Tubbo is not the owner of the train.

05:32:30.100 --> 05:32:36.180
He did not build the train.

05:32:36.180 --> 05:32:40.180
He's not responsible for this train dead.

05:32:46.180 --> 05:32:48.180
Brilliant.

05:32:49.180 --> 05:32:51.180
So now the question...

05:32:55.180 --> 05:32:57.180
Now the question is...

05:33:00.180 --> 05:33:05.180
You don't think like the North are gonna like be upset about all that.

05:33:06.180 --> 05:33:10.020
Wait, didn't I grab the new warp?

05:33:10.020 --> 05:33:11.540
Did it get replaced again?

05:33:11.540 --> 05:33:12.540
Oh!

05:33:12.540 --> 05:33:13.900
Wait, no, no, I do have it.

05:33:13.900 --> 05:33:22.420
I just didn't, um, I didn't move it to the top.

05:33:22.420 --> 05:33:24.100
Here we go again.

05:33:24.100 --> 05:33:27.740
Oh, let's do what Croccy did.

05:33:27.740 --> 05:33:29.860
Like, lawyer foolish.

05:33:29.860 --> 05:33:33.860
That was lawyer foolish.

05:34:33.860 --> 05:34:39.860
I'm going to hit you!

05:34:39.860 --> 05:34:46.860
Yes! Because you were the enemy's lawyer!

05:35:03.860 --> 05:35:10.100
Ok, I understand. That part I understand if it's your friend who wanted to defend you.

05:35:11.700 --> 05:35:12.820
But...

05:35:14.820 --> 05:35:16.340
I think...

05:35:19.300 --> 05:35:21.060
You didn't do it very well.

05:35:23.940 --> 05:35:28.100
Definitely not well enough since he's got work to do.

05:35:28.980 --> 05:35:31.220
You didn't defend your friend very well.

05:35:31.220 --> 05:35:49.220
Listen, it was a tough trial, there was not enough time to submit all the evidence I would've liked, but we technically didn't lose, so it feels like a win.

05:35:49.220 --> 05:35:51.220
We won!

05:35:51.220 --> 05:35:53.220
We won!

05:35:53.220 --> 05:35:55.220
We won!

05:35:55.220 --> 05:35:57.220
After hitting you

05:35:57.220 --> 05:35:59.220
Take it

05:35:59.220 --> 05:36:00.220
Bye

05:36:00.220 --> 05:36:01.220
Bye Molly

05:36:01.220 --> 05:36:02.220
Bye

05:36:07.220 --> 05:36:09.220
Very cute Monday

05:36:10.220 --> 05:36:12.220
What an amazing thank you

05:36:16.220 --> 05:36:17.220
There it is

05:36:18.220 --> 05:36:20.220
Very cute Monday

05:36:20.220 --> 05:36:27.760
Um, yeah dude that thing's, that thing's just starting to crank and I can't tell it almost

05:36:27.760 --> 05:36:33.660
looks like there's going to be a lot more and I can't tell if it's going to go higher.

05:36:33.660 --> 05:36:40.080
Ah, um, oh that was an email.

05:36:40.080 --> 05:36:43.040
Lizzy tea. Thank you for the prime. Thank you

05:37:10.080 --> 05:37:22.720
Where are they? Wait, above? No. Oh wait, there's like underground somewhere. I never

05:37:22.720 --> 05:37:37.640
mind. Wait, is the magic game bigger? How do I get out? Man, this is where the strings

05:37:37.640 --> 05:37:48.120
missed like I get this oh my goodness oh my goodness there's an there's another

05:37:48.120 --> 05:37:58.200
there's a whole other room oh my goodness

05:37:58.200 --> 05:38:13.860
I thought you were gonna say like inspired you to become a lawyer anyone is anyone now

05:38:13.860 --> 05:38:26.200
inspired to be a lawyer is anyone ready to take on that I just think you know you could

05:38:26.200 --> 05:38:45.000
make a positive a positive difference for the people um if anything reminds me why I wouldn't

05:38:45.000 --> 05:38:48.680
Okay. Maybe if you're a jury deity.

05:38:56.160 --> 05:38:59.080
Oh wait, I think I need like one more torch in this corner.

05:38:59.520 --> 05:39:03.120
And then I feel like no creeper should be quick enough.

05:39:05.880 --> 05:39:09.200
I don't know, they go to the other side. That little gap there.

05:39:09.200 --> 05:39:18.800
in law school are in and in question in everything happy 62

05:39:18.800 --> 05:39:25.780
mmm listen it's not expected you know that you'll do as good of a job as me okay I don't

05:39:25.780 --> 05:39:32.680
don't hold yourself to that standard

05:39:32.680 --> 05:39:33.680
You know.

05:39:39.180 --> 05:39:40.180
Doo-doo.

05:39:41.880 --> 05:39:42.880
Uh...

05:39:43.880 --> 05:39:45.680
What, I have to do build after all that?

05:39:46.280 --> 05:39:47.280
Yeah, right.

05:39:49.080 --> 05:39:51.380
He started to try to complain to the judge's ass.

05:39:51.780 --> 05:39:53.180
And, dare I say...

05:39:54.580 --> 05:39:56.180
I think there was some help there.

05:40:02.680 --> 05:40:08.000
I think it is some great groundwork was started from that

05:40:10.560 --> 05:40:17.320
My boy now something oh no, I just I just don't want to like join our conversation that there's already like five people

05:40:21.200 --> 05:40:25.600
Do-do cuz then I'm just gonna I'm just gonna be like

05:40:27.880 --> 05:40:29.880
Yeah, oh

05:40:29.880 --> 05:40:35.920
Ooh, yeah, maybe.

05:40:35.920 --> 05:40:37.560
From downtown!

05:40:37.560 --> 05:40:39.120
Okay, wait.

05:40:39.120 --> 05:40:44.000
Maybe I cover that spot for now, because now I'm worried like a creeper might like show

05:40:44.000 --> 05:40:45.800
up.

05:40:45.800 --> 05:40:54.960
Here we go, let's just get a couple torches down.

05:40:54.960 --> 05:41:15.500
Uh, yeah, that will clear that.

05:41:15.500 --> 05:41:16.500
That sound.

05:41:16.500 --> 05:41:19.940
Also, I think I'm gonna move this. I think it's time this can go

05:41:37.700 --> 05:41:40.420
Whoo, yeah, don't need any of this anymore

05:41:40.420 --> 05:41:53.460
My hair is like, my hair is a little longer than it looks, like with that headset it becomes

05:41:53.460 --> 05:41:54.780
much more condensed.

05:41:54.780 --> 05:42:03.260
It is like, it goes a little bit more.

05:42:03.260 --> 05:42:06.100
But now I don't plan to have a grown out really long.

05:42:06.100 --> 05:42:08.100
Leave the bits.

05:42:08.100 --> 05:42:20.400
Thank you.

05:42:20.400 --> 05:42:23.040
Um.

05:42:23.040 --> 05:42:27.400
Easy.

05:42:27.400 --> 05:42:31.960
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.

05:42:31.960 --> 05:42:34.760
Dude, it doesn't even matter that I have to wear.

05:42:34.760 --> 05:42:37.120
Am I happy with this over the court case?

05:42:37.120 --> 05:42:45.720
You know after it all went down I think with everything and then the timing is probably about as good as it was gonna be

05:43:00.120 --> 05:43:02.120
It's a baby that ten gifted

05:43:02.120 --> 05:43:16.760
oh that's like a bug also I was not prepared by the the legitimacy of the

05:43:16.760 --> 05:43:24.840
trial I did not have like all this evidence like I thought I was gonna go

05:43:24.840 --> 05:43:39.200
in there to say some things. Also, I did not think it was really gonna matter who was suing

05:43:39.200 --> 05:43:43.880
You know when they first sound like okay. Yeah, whatever we're doing that

05:44:01.160 --> 05:44:03.160
Okay, what am I doing here

05:44:09.200 --> 05:44:23.760
He was like, normally this would not be allowed in court, but I'll I'll give you a pass, but

05:44:23.760 --> 05:44:28.120
don't let it slip or you will be removed.

05:44:28.120 --> 05:44:37.320
Yes sir, yes, your honor, I just I became a lawyer like three days ago, I'm sorry.

05:44:37.320 --> 05:44:39.520
I don't know all the rules.

05:44:43.120 --> 05:44:45.920
You didn't do badly, but it could have been better.

05:44:45.920 --> 05:44:47.000
I'll take that.

05:44:51.300 --> 05:44:52.300
I'll take that.

05:44:58.640 --> 05:45:00.800
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

05:45:00.800 --> 05:45:08.160
Um, yeah, I also, I wasn't trying to, um, be too sweaty with it, like, I wasn't trying

05:45:08.160 --> 05:45:13.480
to object every single thing, just so... you did terrible.

05:45:13.480 --> 05:45:14.480
Okay.

05:45:14.480 --> 05:45:20.800
Uh, you know, I just want to hear some, like, words spoken.

05:45:20.800 --> 05:45:37.580
Yeah, it kind of keeps the pace moving.

05:45:37.580 --> 05:45:45.280
Dang, do I really want to even place all these blocks?

05:45:45.280 --> 05:45:49.520
I feel like we did pretty good for today.

05:45:49.520 --> 05:45:54.480
why I quit law school too many sweats I feel like law school is like you know out

05:45:54.480 --> 05:45:58.480
of all the schools there's probably a pretty sweaty one

05:45:58.480 --> 05:46:00.480
um

05:46:00.480 --> 05:46:26.480
I feel like, you know, I had a little something gone.

05:46:26.480 --> 05:46:31.480
What was I going to do?

05:46:31.480 --> 05:46:38.320
Oh, there's been a very simple work that I've been putting off that would help me literally

05:46:38.320 --> 05:46:40.080
do so much.

05:46:40.080 --> 05:46:45.360
Oh yeah, I forgot.

05:46:45.360 --> 05:46:46.600
I forgot that was a thing.

05:46:46.600 --> 05:46:51.400
I was like, I forget how it was relevant, but like the last court case I was accused

05:46:51.400 --> 05:46:52.400
of like cheating.

05:46:52.400 --> 05:46:59.400
But I don't even know how that had anything to do with the...

05:47:10.400 --> 05:47:11.400
Here we go.

05:47:11.400 --> 05:47:16.400
The thing that stopped me from making any progress so far was just having deep slate.

05:47:16.400 --> 05:47:18.400
Like I literally just need a little deep slate.

05:47:18.400 --> 05:47:25.400
So we need a little combo and let's go a little bit deeper, okay?

05:47:25.400 --> 05:47:29.400
Okay, this should be really nice, okay?

05:47:29.400 --> 05:47:31.400
Look what we're going to do.

05:47:31.400 --> 05:47:36.400
We're just going to do this, maybe.

05:47:36.400 --> 05:47:41.400
Okay, there.

05:47:41.400 --> 05:47:43.400
Here we go.

05:47:43.400 --> 05:47:44.400
Here we go.

05:47:48.400 --> 05:47:49.400
Um...

05:47:50.400 --> 05:47:51.400
Diamonds!

05:47:58.400 --> 05:47:59.400
Okay.

05:48:01.400 --> 05:48:02.400
Zinc!

05:48:10.400 --> 05:48:11.400
Okay.

05:48:11.400 --> 05:48:15.400
There we go, that's plenty there. Now we need some silk touch.

05:48:15.400 --> 05:48:21.400
So one we need for the stone cutter, the other one we need for the chisel.

05:48:35.400 --> 05:48:39.400
Oh no, I have not seen the new Mario movie.

05:48:41.400 --> 05:48:50.480
I think you know I think it could be fun at some point to see it just for the

05:48:50.480 --> 05:48:56.640
I saw my art isn't it hasn't been doing really great but the visuals for it

05:48:56.640 --> 05:49:01.080
though look amazing so just for that reason I want to see it

05:49:01.080 --> 05:49:10.080
Um, what is my inventory?

05:49:10.080 --> 05:49:19.080
Yeah, I feel like it's a very least, like, surely it's like a good one time C, you know?

05:49:19.080 --> 05:49:27.080
It surely wouldn't hurt just one time, just to...

05:49:27.080 --> 05:49:41.320
Why do you think the first one though is, well, I don't want to hear spoilers, because I feel

05:49:41.320 --> 05:49:47.280
like the first movie was pretty well received.

05:49:47.280 --> 05:49:54.520
Even though, I feel like its storyline wasn't very deep, it wasn't trying to, was it maybe

05:49:54.520 --> 05:50:03.080
Maybe just a little slower pace maybe than this new one?

05:50:03.080 --> 05:50:05.600
Is that the big difference?

05:50:05.600 --> 05:50:10.360
I know what I need to do.

05:50:10.360 --> 05:50:16.880
I need to get rid of some new things.

05:50:16.880 --> 05:50:27.160
Um, okay, I'll put this here.

05:50:27.160 --> 05:50:33.320
Uh, okay, I'm just gonna put some black sandstone away for now, maybe.

05:50:33.320 --> 05:50:34.960
And, oh, maybe mud brick.

05:50:34.960 --> 05:50:38.360
I'll put some mud brick away.

05:50:38.360 --> 05:50:45.360
Oh, maybe keep the glass there.

05:50:45.360 --> 05:50:50.360
There we go.

05:50:50.360 --> 05:50:55.360
Woooo!

05:50:55.360 --> 05:51:01.360
Did not- oh!

05:51:01.360 --> 05:51:05.360
There it is.

05:51:05.360 --> 05:51:10.360
Um.

05:51:10.360 --> 05:51:12.360
streamer

05:51:22.880 --> 05:51:26.840
What is this one tile deep site column okay?

05:51:30.480 --> 05:51:35.180
Boom, and then what was this other one cut deep site call

05:51:40.360 --> 05:52:01.120
Okay, and then, um, and then I think after this, where's my purple glass?

05:52:01.120 --> 05:52:10.120
Um, no, like some things are just in English, I think, because it's just the modded...

05:52:10.120 --> 05:52:16.800
It's like here you see it's finished.

05:52:16.800 --> 05:52:20.000
And then from here maybe it goes up.

05:52:20.000 --> 05:52:22.000
Up one block?

05:52:22.000 --> 05:52:25.040
Or maybe one more?

05:52:25.840 --> 05:52:29.080
No, I think it'd be better for the if maybe it goes up now

05:52:32.640 --> 05:52:34.640
Yeah

05:52:37.680 --> 05:52:39.680
Also, let me add a oh

05:52:41.880 --> 05:52:44.560
Here we go, it's very crucial. We have one of these

05:52:48.640 --> 05:52:50.640
To light up our life

05:52:50.640 --> 05:53:01.760
Yeah, yeah, I think it's better not to have half and half, but like, this first side can

05:53:01.760 --> 05:53:07.720
be stuff, and then the main laboratory stuff will go up one block.

05:53:07.720 --> 05:53:13.520
Um, I don't know how it should look, but for now I'll just do something simple.

05:53:13.520 --> 05:53:19.520
We'll just do, uh...

05:53:19.520 --> 05:53:20.520
What should I have here?

05:53:20.520 --> 05:53:28.520
stairs maybe or slab either or I don't know

05:53:34.920 --> 05:53:40.720
or maybe a slab because I'll maybe do a block of like what if like for the

05:53:40.720 --> 05:53:47.040
platform what if it goes like this and then like a little three-way staircase

05:53:47.040 --> 05:53:59.700
and then this block goes like out this way or actually there like there I

05:53:59.700 --> 05:54:10.000
think that's maybe nicer starting there and then this will go you know out like

05:54:10.000 --> 05:54:23.160
kind of here. Okay. Uh, there. I might get on if I need it. And then if I want, I could

05:54:23.160 --> 05:54:36.320
maybe... what do I want to do for the stairs?

05:54:36.320 --> 05:54:43.200
Or it could be slabbed too.

05:54:43.200 --> 05:54:48.040
Like the one that would make the most sense I think?

05:54:48.040 --> 05:54:50.480
Like I could easily use these.

05:54:50.480 --> 05:54:52.480
Um, I could go from here...

05:54:54.160 --> 05:54:58.000
You know, it ties in the ground floor here. Like, that's like the easiest answer.

05:55:01.280 --> 05:55:03.280
Nobody saw...

05:55:07.280 --> 05:55:14.160
Slightly lighter. Um, I'm down to hear out that reasoning. Maybe add a little spark of life.

05:55:17.120 --> 05:55:19.520
Um, for example, maybe...

05:55:21.360 --> 05:55:23.360
Maybe like this

05:55:25.840 --> 05:55:28.320
If you want to you know, it's a little lighter

05:55:50.480 --> 05:55:54.480
Yeah, I think it's fine. We could maybe do railings, I don't know.

05:55:56.480 --> 05:56:02.480
I also don't know where the wall will be. So like right now it's going to here, but like...

05:56:02.480 --> 05:56:07.480
I might just... like I don't know where the actual wall will go.

05:56:07.480 --> 05:56:12.480
And what the outside, how like the outside and the inside are gonna blend, I don't know.

05:56:20.480 --> 05:56:35.400
Um, let me grab, uh, maybe, okay, wait, hold, where did I put the block?

05:56:35.400 --> 05:56:38.160
Okay, this block.

05:56:38.160 --> 05:56:48.200
I also need to figure out too, if this should change.

05:56:48.200 --> 05:57:00.200
Um, Lexa, thank you for the gifted sub.

05:57:00.200 --> 05:57:02.200
Sometimes I don't speak English.

05:57:02.200 --> 05:57:04.200
Um, greetings from Bullying.

05:57:04.200 --> 05:57:06.200
Corporate didn't go.

05:57:06.200 --> 05:57:07.200
We were proud.

05:57:07.200 --> 05:57:08.200
Thank you.

05:57:08.200 --> 05:57:09.200
Thank you.

05:57:09.200 --> 05:57:11.200
I appreciate that.

05:57:11.200 --> 05:57:22.200
Yeah, just for now, I guess I'll just fill it in, just, you know, the ground isn't that

05:57:22.200 --> 05:57:43.840
big I don't think we have to be too delicate with our blocks yeah I feel

05:57:43.840 --> 05:57:48.120
like we'll need to add something like this is like a little boring right now

05:57:48.120 --> 05:57:56.480
over here. I don't know why I keep only doing one stack at a time. Because then I just run

05:57:56.480 --> 05:58:19.480
out of blocks. Yeah, maybe I should eat the sushi. Here we go. And then once more I just

05:58:19.480 --> 05:58:24.280
did the same thing and didn't make enough. But surely this time I've learned my lesson.

05:58:24.280 --> 05:58:45.960
Oh no. He in fact did not learn his lesson.

05:58:45.960 --> 05:58:48.540
It's fine though, we came prepared.

05:58:56.680 --> 05:58:58.600
I'm ready to eat this sushi, I'm almost ready.

05:58:58.600 --> 05:59:00.200
I'm going to clear out a space.

05:59:11.240 --> 05:59:12.560
Wait, why didn't this get filled in?

05:59:12.560 --> 05:59:14.320
Oh, maybe I ran out of deep slate.

05:59:15.960 --> 05:59:25.960
Hell yeah, sushi has been eaten.

05:59:25.960 --> 05:59:32.960
Doo-doo.

05:59:32.960 --> 05:59:37.960
Hmm.

05:59:37.960 --> 05:59:44.960
Hello, hello.

05:59:44.960 --> 05:59:59.140
So, yeah, I think I shouldn't worry about the flooring too much, I think over here until

05:59:59.140 --> 06:00:03.420
I know what I want to put here.

06:00:03.420 --> 06:00:13.260
Dude, I'm about to do the same thing actually.

06:00:13.920 --> 06:00:19.220
Yeah, like there's I don't know. Yeah, this is a pretty base simple flooring right now

06:00:27.980 --> 06:00:29.980
Here we go

06:00:43.260 --> 06:00:50.260
Here we go.

06:00:50.260 --> 06:00:57.260
Good night!

06:00:57.260 --> 06:01:04.260
Good night.

06:01:04.260 --> 06:01:31.540
here we go

06:01:31.540 --> 06:01:51.940
now rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks rocks

06:02:01.540 --> 06:02:14.580
Here we go.

06:02:14.580 --> 06:02:17.180
This is looking very bland.

06:02:17.180 --> 06:02:21.980
But that's fine.

06:02:21.980 --> 06:02:23.580
It's going to come together more.

06:02:23.580 --> 06:02:29.580
Did I use up all my deepslayer already?

06:02:29.580 --> 06:02:47.260
Uh, to the honor, thank you for the 45 a month.

06:02:47.260 --> 06:02:52.100
Uh, oh yeah, did I quit?

06:02:52.100 --> 06:02:53.620
More in the chest?

06:02:53.620 --> 06:02:56.100
Or am I crazy?

06:02:56.100 --> 06:03:02.660
Okay, dude, I thought I thought I was like I could have swore I had more I

06:03:04.140 --> 06:03:07.620
Don't know why I didn't take it out after I put it in there, okay

06:03:07.620 --> 06:03:10.940
I'm gonna need like an elevator or something soon, so I don't keep doing that

06:03:21.180 --> 06:03:23.180
Oh wrong thing

06:03:26.100 --> 06:03:39.780
Oh, wrong block.

06:03:39.780 --> 06:03:46.820
Here we go.

06:03:46.820 --> 06:03:53.300
Oh, okay, wait, yeah, the one's on, the one's on.

06:03:53.300 --> 06:04:00.340
Yeah, right now this is gonna be a very simple layout until we know like what we want to place

06:04:01.940 --> 06:04:05.220
Because I don't want to do a bunch of block texturing if then all of a sudden

06:04:05.620 --> 06:04:08.540
Like if I'm making like machines or something it doesn't really

06:04:09.180 --> 06:04:11.180
Fit as well, and I'd rather do

06:04:11.700 --> 06:04:14.300
Like block work around the machinery

06:04:15.940 --> 06:04:21.620
The walls are also going to be a very interesting like there's such a weird shape

06:04:21.620 --> 06:04:26.060
But I also, I want to include all of this.

06:04:26.060 --> 06:04:29.100
So I want the ceiling at least to go to about right here.

06:04:51.620 --> 06:05:11.500
Oh wait, I still have more, right?

06:05:11.500 --> 06:05:14.460
I still have more.

06:05:14.460 --> 06:05:21.460
Do you want to copy?

06:05:21.460 --> 06:05:25.540
No, I think I'm good.

06:05:25.540 --> 06:05:28.180
I don't think I should.

06:05:28.180 --> 06:05:34.780
I think I'm good on the kiafi.

06:05:34.780 --> 06:05:41.780
Thank you, though.

06:05:52.220 --> 06:05:55.220
Here we go.

06:05:57.820 --> 06:06:00.820
Did I bring enough? I should have brought enough.

06:06:04.780 --> 06:06:24.180
Okay, wow, that's some...

06:06:24.180 --> 06:06:33.220
Here we go.

06:06:33.220 --> 06:06:35.620
That's kind of cool.

06:06:35.620 --> 06:06:37.780
We have a ground in here.

06:06:39.060 --> 06:06:40.900
Pretty simple, but cool.

06:06:46.200 --> 06:06:47.720
That's interesting.

06:06:53.180 --> 06:06:57.840
From 31, okay, so do I need to go to the 31 minute mark?

06:06:57.840 --> 06:06:58.680
Maybe?

06:07:03.220 --> 06:07:12.100
Oh, it's called 31.

06:07:12.100 --> 06:07:15.460
Oh, I see.

06:07:15.460 --> 06:07:17.140
I just misread that.

06:07:17.140 --> 06:07:18.780
Okay, I understand.

06:07:18.780 --> 06:07:22.420
Well, this ought to be something.

06:07:22.420 --> 06:07:31.300
Let me see if there's English with English subtitles, maybe.

06:07:31.300 --> 06:07:37.300
Well, where's it gonna have to find out?

06:07:37.300 --> 06:07:43.660
I can try maybe doing um, yeah here we go.

06:07:43.660 --> 06:07:46.100
Here we go, let's see what this could mean.

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you

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you

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you

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you

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you

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Yeah, it's a comedy

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Like that 20 minutes

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Dang they're crazy with it

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Oh my goodness.

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Oh my goodness.

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Alright, I think I'm going to end here.

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I believe this will be my stopping point for the day.

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But then I should be back tomorrow

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It's always too early it's always never long enough

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Yeah, I think I think we'll be back tomorrow

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And what's this figure out from there successful trial day has been accomplished

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Yeah, we'll see we'll see what I'm lying tomorrow

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Here we go!

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Thank you guys, thanks for hanging out, hanging out.

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Yeah, thank you, thanks for watching.

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Um, it was, it was my first large job in a while and it could just be my last.

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That's okay.

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But that's okay.

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I'll be curious to know what Tina thought as a fair gerber.

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What were her thoughts on it all?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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Get out of your minds, get your guys when you follow those watching and eh

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First time or the last time or anything in between

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I'm not a waiter, I was a lawyer.

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Alrighty!

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The clock's ticking, which means, oh wait, did they go through?

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Oh no, wait, oh no, we're good, we're good.

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Alright, then it's time to skedaddle. I'll see you guys on the other side of it, but that's not the case, adios.

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

