...
good motherfucking morning ladies ladies ladies ladies ladies ladies how we got it
here Sunday morning boys Sunday morning new Jelix has reached a hundred K
and current players today. Oh wow, I had no idea. I just briefly looked at it and it was like
trying to base the binding of Y6 style. I mean you can have faith in the Dutch, make
me a good game because they make binding of Y6 good but I didn't expect that many people to play.
I was planning to play it, I am planning to play it. I'll say it from my wrist pain base.
I'm saying
Well, let's check it out. Let's check it out
See her
Did you get eight hours of sleep last night doing this night
I wonder if we can... I woke up at 8. Yeah. Today I did. Today I did. I wasn't like 7.45.
Yeah. Yeah. It was good. It was good enough. I just had a two hour walk out and about.
And now I have my leftovers. Turkey, breast, with gnocchi. Mushroom, broccoli, paprika, and
onions that I made. Very nice, very nice. Ah, let's see here, we've got some Saboronis,
some paprika belt pepper paprika I'm sorry Bell Pepper is the fucking pineapple of vegetables
I'll be honest every fucking country in the world is fucking paprika except for fucking
Tunts, saying bell peppers.
Ah, yeah.
CodeMG, do you think we're going to look them?
96 for no, we got none of the people, 87 months,
very nice, Lord Vittago, thank you.
Oh, shit, I am strong, the fuck, though.
Ah, that is institutional. Thank you. We got naked snake, Nordician, 30 to 80 months. Very nice. Thank you.
Gen X genius. Bucket of gold.
Thank you. Seven Nightwear with 4-3 much as well.
Very nice for you. Very nice. Happy, dreat, sento. Welcome back.
Ah, okay, chat. What's happening in the world? What newsworthy stuff is reportable today?
Nothing. Nothing ever happens.
I'm sitting on toilet right now.
I'm sitting on toilet.
Olympic villages ran out of condoms.
I don't even know what that means.
Villages? Olympic villages?
Forge and I are bullied and often shed every day for being a bi-juicer.
There is no such thing as being a bi-juicer.
If you watch the juicer once you're a juicer, it's that simple.
New mc2 for speedruns apparently, wait really, or would that be?
I need all the gadgets man.
I feel like I'm fucking DC Universe cyborg over here.
But I'm already using everything here.
It's a tune screen that tells me nothing.
It's the same shit, just better performance.
Yeah.
That's what your ex-girlfriend said when she threw it up.
Alright, you cannot come here.
No.
Yeah, call them. You can open the order. Yeah, call them.
Come on.
She can't.
She's unable to make a little...
All right, well...
Very good, Chad. Very good. Very good.
Very good, I say. Very good.
Oh my god, I'm about to click some links here chat
Mr. for South Korean racism in X toward brown skin causes big backlash and the opinion them
What I don't understand big backlash
All right, chat, it's time for some Lincos, Lincos, Lincos, Lincos, I'm excited for those
Lincos, I know I am, very soon.
Here it is, first night of the day.
It's not even one controller, it's 15 minutes ago, oh yeah.
of
the
of
the
I'm gonna fall over here
One more at this point
Where are you?
Fish!
I am!
Where are you?
I'm sure!
Good night!
Awesome, I had a Mac Brigel earlier, and oh my god, I'm about to bust.
Do they have these in Sweden, Cyprus or whatever other European hellholes you've lived in?
Anyways, here's a sad link.
I don't know, I haven't been to McDonald's in probably a couple of years now.
I bet it's not as good as it wants to go in here.
I
See it's fucking up his wrist of the shit. He has one of those
I have a gift for you.
So Mr. Force, I have a gift for you, it's a link, and you should click it.
Click it Mr. Force, click M, click all the links, click those links, they won't click
themselves.
Here's a fucking sitcom link.
Here is a further link for you to enjoy in person.
Thank you so much, but enjoy, enjoy.
Oh my gosh! That was insane!
I'm gonna hit my Hyper Shot!
Oh!
We're gonna continue to go at the game of hand.
Oh, wait a minute!
Those are some of the biggest sparks we've seen inside the Battlebox!
My goodness! Somehow, Hyper Shot's still running!
So do we!
Oh! Wow! That came right in one of our judges!
Wow!
Hyper Shot can't get up for a hot dog with that cat-er.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, are you OK?
Look at a 100-pound pulverizer dropping a type of Gigabyte 2.
How tough is Gigabyte?
And look at Hyper Shot.
Might be feeling it here, Chris.
Oh, have the big hits finally caught up with Hyper Shot.
It's just going to travel off you now.
Gigabyte hanging back there, Kenny.
Gigabyte has an opening.
I
and
This TPS is generating my troll base.
Okay, crafting the bucket.
Sub 15 pace.
Entering the portal.
Please be a fortress.
Oh god, pigots.
No, no, no.
I'm just freezing this inside of the box here
No, no, no
Never fuck
The fuck
The big flag
Mailing
Hello, Mr. Force. Yesterday, I linked a humorous onion rule segment, and you skipped it to
watch a man in a gimp suit and animated child porn. What the fuck? Anyway, here is
is another $20.
Hello, Mr. Force, being fun, please enjoy this link, it's from a much slower, and much
Shalila, I can speed them up.
Shalila's going wild.
23k views, alright.
50k plus views minimum it's not that hard to read two rules motherfuckers it ain't
that hard man god damn
I just got 83 kills
Looks like you're a mother to a child.
Hello, Mr. Force. Here's a fucking sitcom link. Here's a fucking sitcom link.
I never considered that something would possess such strength.
I'm glad I didn't make him mad.
I think AI has to be bound before it's too late.
I don't know what to do.
All right.
She's a smooth operator.
Welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're taking a look at the life and career of Chade.
Helen Folasade Adu was born on January 16, 1959 in Ibadan, Nigeria.
After her parents separated when she was four, her mother took the family to England.
It was there that Shade was first exposed to American soul music.
While studying fashion design at college, she was asked to sing back up in a friend's band.
Hello, fossil. There is no link in this donor.
Instead, I would like the request that you do not skip sitcom dies links those are so fucking funny, man
They were especially captivated by her performance of a song she had co-written entitled smooth operator
However
Interested in the rest of fried Shade ultimately signed with epic records and took bassist Paul Denman
keyboard player Andrew Hale and saxophonist Stuart Matthewman with her.
Chaudet and her band released their debut Diamond Life in the UK in 1984.
The smooth soul effort reached the second position on the UK albums chart and
spawned the top 10 hit Your Love is King.
Following a UK tour the group released the album in the US in 1985 and this
gave them their first top 10 US hit with Smooth Operator.
That same year, Shade appeared at Live Aid at London's Wembley Stadium.
These successes, along with her exotic looks and sophisticated sense of style, were turning
the front woman into a star.
Up next was the group's sophomore album, Promise.
The R&B and Soul record topped both the US and UK charts, and it also generated the
top 10 US hits.
And was supported by another tour around the globe.
Shade and her band continued their top 10 success with 1992's Love Deluxe.
That disc featured the top 30 US singles No Ordinary Love, which later won the group
another Grammy.
Ah, that's very interesting. Thank you for watching, Mojo. It's been a while.
That's a port man, can't wait to play Minecraft MFORG.
That's made it.
Have a seat. It's time to start school.
Um, come on, Mom.
We don't need to start this early.
Most teachers have 30 students,
and that means we only need one-thirtieth
of the normal school day.
And you can teach me how to figure that out after lunch.
Bye-bye.
Herman, when I ring this bell...
I am not your mom.
I am your teacher.
Now sit down.
Okay, we've got English history lunch. Algebra 2, chemistry, then if the delivery guy gets
here with our plastic flutes, music class! You can't be serious, this is going to be
like real school. Well, if you don't like it, there's always
St. Teresa's. We've been waiting for you, my child.
Look at that!
Come on, I'm off to field school.
No one can force me to learn.
See if it's suckin'.
Hey, you can home school you too, huh?
How'd you like to go to the prom in the garage
with your sister?
Are you kidding?
She's the kind of girl you meet after prom
when you drop your field day off.
Okay, Carmen, what's going on?
Nothing's going on.
God, I cut school.
What's the big deal?
What, you never cut school?
No.
I didn't.
Dad.
No, your mom didn't.
Hey, you've been pranked.
Well, not now, Mom.
No, I just want to see what it says.
Couldn't read it backwards.
Oh, God.
Now I get it.
Why would somebody do this?
It's Adam's fault. He lied and told some of his friends that I let him have sex with me and now it's going around school down the hole.
That's why I'm not going to school, okay?
Honey, that's horrible. I know just what you're going through.
When I was in high school, they called me Easy Cheap Loose.
Of course, I look pregnant.
I'm gonna call Adam's parents about this window right now.
Adam didn't do it. Hyperdic.
Hyper? That's not how it used to be your friend.
to be your friend that's her handwriting I know because she wrote
Carmen can't say no pads on my locker hey thank God our last name didn't tuck
her
that is hi ladies man pigeons I should I say because it's a lot different from
what I've had it from here before but I thought Danny V for let's come back
this was the fourth end of review I ever did come into this place it was the
second review I ever did with the table and chair so yes right pal so I thought
right I'm gonna come back I'm gonna come back so this is it he has become a
staple in which now people travel from all over to come to have those it's
still is consistent I believe so let's see but I'm looking forward to trying the
mixed grill oh here it is look this is your mix grill oh that comes in a planter
wow that's your mix grill on that one wow but you could be right
is that how everybody gets it like that yeah that's a mix grill you've got
like lamb chops, sugar tea, caramel salad, fish does it come with all this as well
Oh my God, that's some gear there, isn't it? I might have to hold me to light up for you all some, I'll hold me phone up actually.
Oh, how's that look now, lad? Look at that meat skibab. Right, but look at this meat's grill.
Oh my God, I must have taken my gloves off because I have someone to get covered in this.
That is fun, well, mate.
And how much is...
See how much that mixed grill is?
12.95.
12 quid.
12.95, 13 quid for that mixed grill.
What's in the Wizarding World is going on.
This TGS is generated by Trollface Junior.
If you send one more link, it is a permabam.
This one?
Right.
You know what?
Okay, for some click, this link,
well, there's gonna be big problem.
What the fuck?
What the hell are you coming here?
He's coming here, look now at it.
With rice, curry and rice.
Make things twice.
Something like that, it says, isn't it?
Wow. Today some of these nambrads
feel absolutely amazing.
They're like a soft little pillar.
Oh, look at that.
Fantastic, mate. Thank you so much.
What the pop of thems?
Right.
Do you want to take that, right? Because I'll pop them under there. I've cleaned my own table, and then I'm just waiting up rice and then we're ready to go. Thank you.
And here we go. Look at that. Thank you very much sir. Thank you. Thank you. Let's get cracking. Come on. First of all, look at this salad. It's like a stuffed milk salad. See?
So we've got like lettuce, onion, grapes, tomato, strawberries, orange, so that I'm out.
Right, be the lemon if you want to wedge your lemon, but I'm just going to go for this.
So first of all we've got a nice little chaddle, lamb chop.
That was a lot of food for one person.
Oh, I don't even have to pull it.
Oh my god.
Oh, that, that is fantastic. Full of flavour, slight bit of spicy, nice bit of chow.
You didn't say no more links, so here's another fucking sitcom, mate.
No further links.
Boom!
Hi, I'm Dashie and today I will be unboxing Plain Station 4.
This is the front of the box.
This is what this side looks like.
Here's the back
Pretty has like
All kinds of different I can't see it
It's
They're just advertising their own shit here is that other side that I didn't show you yet
And it's cool because this one's blue and this one's white. They're not racist
Here's the top of the box and look it has a handle I guess they handle their business
Here's the bottom I'm covering some information just in case you guys could fuck me up somehow
Let's stop wasting time and get into it.
Shit.
I feel like a fucking Christmas right now.
I wasn't expecting that.
I had the whole thing collapsed.
You can see.
The shit.
Wait, this is...
This just comes out like that.
Oh my god, this thing is fucking beautiful.
I just want to...
Oh, fuck, all right, oh my, look at, guys, look,
you can see reflections of shit.
My God, it's, oh man, they smell so fucking good.
Thank you so much, wait, let me show you the front.
Look at it. It looks like fucking something that was created in the year
2000 and fucking 52 or
It's so fucking beautiful. Where is the game?
God this is just so beautiful the design of it. Can I just say that the edges are sharp as fuck?
I mean you could literally kill
someone
Alright, Chrono takes 5 years, 3-3, 5 years done, infinitely more to go, he says.
Oh my god, please, please no more.
Let's see how loyal you guys are really give it to him
No
What about that one big I'm gonna need you to build me a house. I'll come back to check on
You haven't done anything. What have you been doing?
What are you doing?
We can try a warden.
Buddy, what's up?
Okay, build me a house.
No!
Bro, your ears!
I'm sorry about your ears!
You good?
Can you hear me, bro?
Nah, bro's cooked.
I gotta get a new one.
Build me a house!
Nah, this one's fine.
Bro, just use literally any other block.
Oh my God.
All these mobs are useless.
I'm just cooked, bro.
Of course, bro.
Pillagers!
We both hate villagers.
No, what's up there?
That's right, all you work for me now.
What, wait, hold up.
Oh.
Except you.
Get lost.
Oh.
Okay, buddy, you're not a hero.
Hey, yo, where'd he go?
Well, get down from there.
Oh!
Now we got a runner!
Wait, what?
Oh, Bruce playing dead!
Hey, Bruce really committing to it.
What about this?
Oh, okay, okay.
We got your son right here.
We're gonna throw him in the lava unless you move right now.
All right, throw him in.
Okay, we're playing.
But if you move right now, you save him.
Okay, throw him in.
Alright, we're gonna beat the game!
I will not face reveal!
Y'all are gonna work for me!
What? Oh! Bro thinks I'm gonna let him go.
What? I'm gonna make an exact warning.
Alright, I'm gonna start giving you guys names.
You'll be John, Jamal.
Who's trying to be buttocks?
Okay, let's settle this like responsible adults.
Fight!
Bro, knock them out!
Let's go! He gets buttocks.
You get ugly and next y'all gotta look trippy.
Oh, bro, you looking fresh?
Oh, you got the two reds.
You good.
Bro, you didn't even change.
Oh, you got the tattoos.
Subscribe to God's.
You good.
Oh, I said we don't really need you, though.
I thought I told you to get out of here.
Maybe if you had a trippy shirt,
then I'd let you look you looking fresh.
But if your shirt was blue, dude,
if you had a chain, then you'd look at three sunglasses.
Now, you know what?
Maybe if you had one arm.
Nah, I'll just came, bro.
You need two arms.
I bet!
Y'all looking for it!
Alright, fuck with me at home!
Let's go!
That's what I'm talking about, bro!
We should start recruiting more pillagers!
Alright, let's get these guys!
I bet!
If you want to be great at anything, anything, you have to go way further than most people
The ground, the everyday consistency is most important.
One little step, born your little victory at a time.
Lightweights.
Go ahead.
No sodium, no flavor, just taste plain and boring, but this is what it takes to be a champion.
You gotta stay disciplined.
Oh, he's going to Torsum though.
You gotta keep going, whenever it gets boring and it gets hard, just gotta remember, you know, all the hard work that's been put in so far and that this is the final touch.
24 hours out right here.
The fastest Friday morning before the show.
What the fuck is with his ass, dude?
What the fuck is that?
Bro, I wanna go back, but I don't wanna see it again.
What the fuck is that?
It was like a...
Like, more climby fucking...
Yeah, I don't know.
That's what the glints look like.
and
Except I don't have cancer in my ass.
Breaking news on a developing situation in New Jersey where local law enforcement are
asking for the public's help tonight in falsifying a report. Following a tense
altercation that left Trenton resident Eduardo Cruz with severe bruising and a
fractured collarbone, police are now struggling to find a lead on any
excuses they can use to justify their excessive use of force. Today we are
asking any good Samaritans who may have witnessed the incident or didn't
but are willing to say they did to come up with something. Anything to
make it seem like what we did was okay. Officers are concerned they may have
already exhausted all viable falsehoods after making up details on a deadly
traffic stop report in 2023 and in an internal investigation into rampant
sexual harassment within the department in 2024. But Trenton Police Chief Mark
Understahl remains hopeful that a community tip could help crack any
case against them, saying that he lunged at us or that he had a
knife or just something shiny that maybe could have been a knife, but it was too
dark to tell. No made up detail is too small.
Trenton police are instructing residents to call this number if they have any new
lies or fake evidence they believe could help with this case and are offering a
$10,000 reward to anyone who knows how to erase body cam footage. Coming up
next, a new study on the declining state of the nation's psychological
well-being. Here, why mental health experts recommend you get a fucking
You're watching the onion get a grip chat
We did already see this.
Yeah.
We did already see it, sir.
I'm out too.
Call the bases up, read them and we have trip threes.
Oh, man.
Shut up, Arthur.
I'll hear us.
Who cares?
I care, okay?
Haven't been able to shake the guy all week.
Came with me to the dentist, motor vehicle bureau.
Even came up with nicknames that were supposed to call each other.
I'm scooter, he's beans.
I'm going crazy.
Take it easy.
And then you brought this on yourself.
You know what I'm talking about.
When you hit the jackpot one night
and you got greedy, you tried to play God.
I know.
It's dropping, right?
Just want to have one eating that doesn't include eating
a baked apple and watching murder she wrote.
What's that?
So what's that for the ball?
That could be him blowing the candles.
Nobody morphs.
Oh, God.
I feel like Anne Frank.
Scooter, what's going on?
Hey, Arthur.
Sorry?
Hey, beans.
What do you think, Clotcher Dog?
Wow.
Oh, that's a good one.
All right, fellas.
The game is called Kick the Dog,
Three, Sixes, Nines,
One-Eyed Jacks, Suicide Kings, a Wild.
Hey, what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild?
It's fun to the mailman and we're playing that next.
Whoa.
I got five aces. I don't even have an ace.
No one drop out.
This game, mostly everyone winds up with five aces.
Oh, it's almost 10.
I should call Mom, tell her I'm gonna be late.
You're gonna be very late. You're the only one who's winning.
You live with your mother?
Yeah, it's a pain, but she doesn't drive, so...
So what if she doesn't do it?
A woman can't take a bus?
Theoretically, yes, but she's used to my car.
All right, let's bet. I go a quarter.
Let's go to the rest.
Yeah, up a quarter.
All right, let me get this straight.
If you live with your mother, or thirds to you,
I'm very curious.
If you live with your mother,
what do you do when you have a girl spend the night?
Okay, what do you do when you have a guy spend the night?
It's got to be one of the other girls!
It would be a girl!
Who has a bed?
For your information, I want to move out, but apartments are very expensive.
As it is, we pay 750 for a one-bedroom.
A one-bedroom?
I say, who has a bed?
All right.
It's a hotel.
It's a hotel, but it's not just an anime hotel.
What are you hiding?
It's a hotel where I love anime for the first time.
Kase-san!
I'm scared!
Izichi Kotoko-san, how are you feeling?
I don't feel anything.
Amane Kyou-san, you're cool.
But the world is different.
I'm glad you were happy yesterday.
Amane, is this how you do it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's okay to be scared.
It's okay!
That's great!
Joinko!
Hatsune-shi!
Nice!
Thank you.
Please don't let anyone do it with you.
I like you.
I'm not talking about Otaku-kun.
I don't care.
It's Otaku-kun.
Otaku-kun.
I can't get Otaku and Gyal.
Otaku-kun.
What should I do?
What's going on?
I'm not a good guy.
What do you mean?
I'm not a good guy.
Okay.
What can I get you today?
What year is it 2026 I'm not too late where is good Pete sink
Why is it talking like this?
The man who will become Prime Minister of Canada in 2050.
He works here.
Is it AI?
Bro, I don't know.
You don't know what?
They, they, they, I can't, I can't tell them apart.
Why are you talking so quietly?
Because that's racist, and I can't say that out loud anymore.
In the future, there is no racism.
Really?
There is no one left to be racist.
Only a certain race will exist.
Okay, but I seriously don't know which one is Gurpreet.
I've been here four months, and I just call everyone broad to be safe.
I don't know what to do with it.
Go Pete Singh.
Is there a problem here?
Are you...
Gurpeet Singh?
Assistant Manager Gurpeet Singh.
Who are you?
I'm here to stop the future Prime Minister of Canada.
Me?
You.
So I get promoted?
You take over the entire country.
From assistant manager to prime minister?
That's a great LinkedIn story.
This isn't a joke.
You must be stopped.
Stopped from what?
From making the future too efficient.
Every child learns Punjabi before English.
Arrange marriages are tax deductible.
Duwali replaces Christmas.
Santa is brown and drives an Uber.
I don't see an issue with that.
Before you do anything stupid, please consider who's gonna work the night shift if you kill me.
That's not my concern.
It will be.
You kill me, you kill the only guy who can close.
Then what?
Chaos.
No coffee.
The country falls apart faster.
Also, dude, I have eleven cousins.
You kill me, another girl pretakes over.
it's like a hydro but with better work ethic there's no way to stop this stop
what indians working hard or we've been doing this for centuries you think one
robot with a turbine's gonna change that what do I do now
Oh ladies and gents, today we're going to be talking about the three things that the
narcissist fears the most.
The first thing that they fear the most is exposure.
Narcists are, by their very definition, extremely concerned with their image, how other people
perceive them.
They're heavily invested.
you could say that they consider that their survival,
their sense of being, their sense of survival
in existing in the world depends on their false self-image
that they've invested so much in projecting outward.
Having that self-image, that false image,
exposed within false territory,
what should you do with that information?
That means that if you can catch them in bare-face lies,
if you can record them when they're showing their true side
and keep that recording.
If you can capture emails where they show you their true side,
they will be afraid of you exposing them
provided it is contradictory to their fake self-image.
Now, if their self-image is that they're a bullying,
sadistic, psychopath, and they're a narcissist as well,
who is mean to people,
and you say, I'm gonna expose to the world
how mean you are to me, they'll laugh at you,
because they're not afraid of that.
they fear exposure.
That's not exposure.
So if they present the world as this,
but you can show people that they're actually this way,
that's exposure.
If they're presenting to the world
that they're a mean bullying dick,
and you have evidence that they're a mean bullying dick,
that's not leverage, that's nothing.
That's actually, in fact,
if anything that feeds into the self image.
So that's not gonna work as leverage.
The second thing that the narcissist fears
is any sort of defiance.
Defiance represents a loss of control.
So when you become authentically defiant,
not if the target acts defiant,
gets themselves all revved up and says no for a minute
only to fall back into old patterns of behavior.
But when you show defiance where you say no
and you feel the no and you mean the no
and you have the full intention of living that no,
then they become fearful. Why? This feeds into their third major fear, which is a loss.
Loss. Narcissism massively fear loss, particularly loss of supply. So you deny them and you say no,
that should be the fear that you'll move to the next level and completely attach to them.
Loss. There is no way you would say no and mean no if the false image was still held over
you and you were still committed to making that relationship work. So false
image is everything. False image is all. If you want like a sort of a battle
plan, remember, false image is everything. Then maintaining their vain
idea of who they are in the eyes of you and in the eyes of the community is
hugely important to them. The second phase that explains...
In Christ.
gone, that bondage will be gone and broken, that need will be met, and that miracle will
come. You are the God of miracles, nothing is impossible with your Lord. And you said
when we come in Jesus' name, it is done, it is complete and finished.
I agree with many of the observations you're making about the society, but the big cope
and this you heard this with like the lids when they were trying to push the trans stuff
and they were upset that some of us were pushing against it.
And they said, how does this affect you?
You're walking out, it's basically your society,
Sodom and Gomorrah.
And they say, well, how does it affect you if I decide
I want to castrate little kids in the school
and redefine marriage and slaughter babies
and sacrifice them to moloch?
And how does that affect you?
You just mind your own business.
And I think, how about I don't mind my own business?
How about actually, how about my business is my community
and I have a right to enforce standards and norms that
are good and traditional and conducive to flourishing?
And how about you mind your own business?
But the problem is you see what you just did there
is you spiked your cortisol thinking about transgenders.
Will that max anything on me?
No, that's a very catabolic hormone.
So if you're advocating for people to go around
and concern themselves with these issues
or go to school board conferences
and be outspoken about this,
that's just largely gonna be unproductive.
And it might seem like a doom or a mentality
like you know you're just gonna let society go. It's like on an individual level it's just
it's not going to be productive. But on a political right well look it's been productive in as much
as at least the trans thing there's so many other problems. Well at least the trans things though
we've kind of won on that. Well the way that I see trainees is like that's one more person to
mug once they brutally butcher themselves transitioning you know. You know I see that.
like go go to send yourself like that's fine with me because you're ascending yourself
yeah i'm going to send in this is a it wasn't modern that person before so like that seems like
very logical to me like yeah go be a tranny like now i'm all going to death now isn't yes i see it
isn't isn't that a bit cruel to like for instance my view of the training people think i want to
commit a genocide on the trannies in fact media outlets have written that which is totally
ridiculous. My opposition to the transgender ideology is that I think it's false, it's bad for everyone involved, and at a very real level, I love trannies. That's the part that's going to get clicked. But I love the trannies in the sense that they're my countrymen, they're fellow human beings, they're children of God. I don't want them to do things that are bad for them. I don't want to spike the football or spike my cortisol and just muggle over them. I want them to live lives that are good.
good and flourishing and and so I and I also don't want them to scandalize whole
generations of kids into thinking they can be the opposite sex and screw up my
society further. There's a little bit of a selfish aspect but there's a common
good view and there's even charity for the other person. Don't we have to have
charity for these other people even if they're descended trannies? No, not
necessarily. Think about all the time that you've spent throughout your
entire life talking about trannies. What if you were to dedicate all that
time to bone smashing, you know, imagine where you could have been.
Is that a euphemism?
No, bone smashing.
What is bone smashing?
That sounds like what the trainees do.
No, it's where you induce micro fractures and this principle follows Wolf's law that
a bone is going to grow back stronger, you know, after you do these localized micro
traumas.
So you're going to lay in your bed to brace your head for CTE and you're going
to bone smash.
You're going to lay in your bed and brace your head for CTE.
Isn't that like brain damage?
Well no, so that's why you're laying your-
Okay.
And that's gonna grow in your facial bones.
You smash, like you punch yourself in the face?
Yeah.
If I punch myself in the face,
I'm gonna get like a nice mute up jaw.
Yeah.
According to Wolf's law, right?
Do you punch yourself in the face?
Yes.
Is that what it looks like, though?
Um, like reasonably.
Just your fist?
Yeah.
I see he's a hammer, but-
My parents would would go into my bathroom and take it away
Yeah, I know it sounds a little silly like people are gonna think I'm trolling
I almost don't want to do to work. Yeah, absolutely. Yes. Yeah, bone smashing is legit
I mean you even take a look at like
UFC fighters like the brow ridge over their career or
or x-rays of their shin and like there's massive amounts of hypertrophy in their bones.
Is that... are there any downsides to hitting yourself in the head with a hammer?
No.
No, as long as you have proper bracing, you're gonna be fine.
But that's what I mean, that's just like one example of something that you could do
instead of political activism.
It's bone cancer.
You know what I tell you, sometimes in my political activism,
I would rather hit myself in the head with a hammer.
The second phase that explains all of their behavior is down to narcissistic supply.
So in number two thing that they fear is defiance because defiance, if it's real, will eventually lead to detaching from them and leaving.
You can only say no if you intend to detach and you can only detach and leave them if the false image holds no sway over you anymore.
this they are terrified of.
If they fail to convince you of their God-like status,
of their specialness, their uniqueness,
their amazingness, that they're the best thing
that's ever happened to you,
that you'll never do better than them,
that you can't live without them.
If they fail to convince you of that,
they become deeply anxious.
In fact, they go into abandonment terror.
Why?
Because this whole thing, this whole structure
that they've created is about securing not love,
but attention because in childhood,
they never received love.
So they attached to attention instead of love
and they didn't attach to a parent
who would then go on to become an intimate partner,
they attached to an audience member.
So they can really only do a dynamic
where somebody is applauding them.
So for example, in your defiance phase,
you may stop applauding them.
you may stop doing your job.
You'll notice when you stop doing your job,
when you start taking your toys home,
when you take your attention and your emotion back
and you're like, I'm no longer gonna serve you
in this weird dyad that we're in,
then you'll see real fear.
I know that I saw that in my last relationship.
The only time I saw real fear was when I stopped bluffing
and trying to fix the relationship
and I actually went to the place
where I was like emotionally ready to leave.
and it wasn't a tactic.
I just stopped trying to appease her
and then I saw real fear because she knew
that she lost control of me.
And she knew that the next step was only moments away,
whether it would take three days or three weeks
or indeed if I lasted another three months,
one day I would leave, it wouldn't matter
because she didn't have that magical hold over me.
You can, if you want to,
you think of it like black magic, like lob spells.
You know, you have a lob spell
if you're doing black magic, you're a witch or a wizard
and you put black magic on somebody
and you bound them to you with a love spell
and then you saw that spell breaking
and you could see the target waking up
from the magical slumber they've been putting
and dusting themselves off and going,
hang on a second, what the hell am I doing this for?
I don't have to do this.
You would become fearful.
So they fear exposure, they fear damage
to the narcissistic self-image, they fear defiance
and then they fear loss of supply.
I fear nothing.
Hey, yo, chill!
How am I gonna beat the game?
Can they stop me from beating the Ender Dragon?
Let's find out.
I'm all going to see this.
George, maybe somebody's stolen your identity.
Oh, come on.
Who'd want to be me?
So, George Lopez here?
You got him, man.
So, you're George Lopez?
If we're playing 20 questions,
it should be 20 different questions.
How's that working out for you, man?
You having fun being George Edward Lopez?
I didn't say my middle name.
No, you didn't, did you?
Look, buddy, I got a button right here behind the counter.
Hey, press it. I want the cops to come,
because I'm the real George Lopez.
Dude, what are you talking about?
You went on the Internet, got my information,
and stole my identity.
You ruined my credit.
What the hell is your real name?
It's George Lopez.
Anybody could get a fake license, quick.
What's your social security number?
I'm not giving out my social security number.
Why not?
Somebody might steal my identity.
I will not tell you mine.
We'll see it at the same time.
Ready?
Go.
849-220646.
Oh.
Oh, no, you're good.
I don't know how this mix-up happened.
I got some credit problems, but I'm not a thief, man.
Okay, here's what you're gonna do.
Be at my work tomorrow at 9 a.m.
I wanna see your birth certificate
or I'm calling the cops.
Look, there he is.
I can't believe the dude showed up.
All right.
Here's mine.
These are exactly the same.
No, man, mine's an original. Yours is a copy.
Mom!
Why is it a copy?
Because when your dad left us, he stole the original.
How come you never told me that?
Well, I tried when you were two.
I tried again when you were three,
but you were so busy learning how to eat with a spoon,
I just gave up.
So is this the original?
Oh, my God, yeah, that's cute.
That's why I spilled the tequila.
Hey, the second the doctor told me I had to drink again, I drank.
Well, maybe you should start drinking because that's my birth certificate.
So, George, this is yours.
You know what? I bet your dad sold it to this guy's dad.
My dad didn't buy anyone else's birth certificate.
So I suppose your dad's name is Manny Lopez, too.
Yeah, it is.
This Manny Lopez?
Dude, how'd you get a picture of my dad?
Damn, this is my dad.
No, that's my dad.
Oh, man. Do you know what this means?
Yeah, that your father never learned how to use a damn condom.
He had another son, Mom.
We're half-brothers.
I got a half brother
Half with my brother serving the six years, man
Gin the badge, Shaka, Azuna, QT, capsule, come back, brute bad manners, one explosion girl and soul account anyways
All right, no further links. I'm done with your shit, man
Too much fucking out this mo and shit come links
We're good to go
I did some chat yesterday
We did some real progress on my mechanical
BT muscle memory
So they should be pretty good pretty good amount of energy is here
I have a good feeling about today.
Yesterday you threw a guard seed.
I threw a guard seed on your mother's face.
I can't believe she told me about that.
That's kind of fucked up.
That's kind of fucked up my man.
Spend 10 minutes learning Blaze, Beds, TNT setup before once a day.
I already know it.
You put two hard blocks and then you put a soul sand.
sand and then someone said to put the TNT on the soul sand which makes sense because soul sand is not
a full block so the explosion should be blocked by the hard block and I think it was like that when
I watched the video many many many many this year ago many this year ago all right let's see here
Okay, let's fix the...
I love, I love it.
I love, I love, I love, I love, I love, I love it.
Alright, let's see here.
Hey!
Why can't I do cap stock anymore?
Alright, that program is closed itself, chat.
What is it called?
Jingle?
Jingle Balls?
Alright.
I'll end the right one here.
Entry please
Something is wrong. I'm not sure what it is. Entry distance? No.
Okay.
Nine, nine. I don't know, I don't think it is the case, but you never know.
It's only nine or nine.
It's a nine.
Or it was something.
No pressure.
Aquanod structure
This should be a mine, it's double chicken for science, it was not a mine.
I fucked it, but no treasoned island so the round was dead anyway.
Oops, didn't want that one.
I know that is, but that sounds very, uh, technical.
Alright, temple.
We got something.
Something right here.
And this square right here, 9, 9.
9, 9.
Spawner.
I like it.
Okay, something.
this one unless it's an acrobat temple well it's not treasure
Come on, thank you for some good RNG here.
Ah
Something on the other side, shit.
Okay, it's a good ship though.
see. Or so he thought, one fucking iron.
I'm going to kill myself here I'm going to kill myself here
It's not an up high run I guess I can do this but I mean it's kind of...
Fuck man Whatever it's a warm up run.
I'm not running.
We are fucking in the lava.
Oh
I'm really just fucking...
Holy shit, dude.
It's fine, it's a warm up.
That's a wormbub.
and
19
18
The right
Okay, we're just gonna make one power throw and come back to y'all
Ah, that's built in.
I ain't doin' that, I'm havin' freedom.
Uh, yeah, we're gonna have to throw, like, a shore.
Uh, ten.
I'm going to be a crystal tentacle, stringing enough, everything enough except for obsidian,
but we have 10 obsidians, that's fine.
Ah, okay.
We want to throw over there.
I'm gonna go here in the middle of it.
Where is he?
Uh, okay, hard lock.
uh hard block boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
uh soul sand boom boom boom
Oh, you're going back to...
Nice, spawning my asshole.
Alright, it was a dead run anyway.
We're going to be close again.
It was a good warm up.
It was a good warm up chat, oh it was a difficulty on the heart, nah that's unlucky, that's unlucky,
you shouldn't have reminded me of chat, you shouldn't have reminded me of chat.
All right, that's all right, then we have a ship.
We do have a ship, actually.
All right, big amount of food here, big amount of food.
Okay, that's really good.
Wow, we're so fast.
Depth Strider, huh?
Whee!
Okay.
We're in the hole.
three one three boom boom boom boom boom
All right, uh, we have everything at once.
Uh, yep.
1, 2, 3, 4
Alright, we need to enter full food and poison port.
Let's take a 20-bash and launch it here.
But we did have a blast for that.
We can just stop taking...
I think the route actually looks kind of fine.
We're definitely not going through Chernobyl here, so we're going to go under there.
We have to go there.
Wow, looking fine.
I'm jinxing it.
drinks
Over here
And there's the Bastion, it's the Worst Bastion, and currently running in minus 200.
So this will be the direction probably most likely to find the focus.
9 golden carrots should be enough, right?
Now we can parent to our heart's extent.
Give the food!
Yeah!
So speed, upgrades make.
Keep the other ones down, every minute.
What direction did I say?
Where did he get it?
I thought it was dead, but there are no fortresses, and we didn't have an obsidian.
It's a lucky.
Oh well, we have some more good...
Good warmup, Heloise. Good warmup. Good warmup, Heloise.
Oh, I like that.
Ah, missed it.
Nine ten.
I think I am making an axe actually.
Hello, Mr. Force. You say your IQ is above 140. Here are some characteristics of high-ranking
individuals. Rapid mastery of complex subjects. Large working members. Innovative problem-solving.
you please clarify if you are 140 IQ why don't you have the record yet because I'm
dating donors that's unlikely I didn't see there was lava here so we have what
But one choice
that's it
Oh, my god.
I'm in trouble.
I don't like to...
I don't... what the...
I'm going to go to the other side of the wall and I'm going to do the same thing.
I'm going to go to the other side of the wall.
That's not what I'm looking for.
Alright, just come on baby, don't know what the good stuff.
Good stuff.
Big flood
fuck
I have something done to welcome back Chipper, no chief, Mizer, Cypereck and Rumbog.
Here you go.
Alright, this is what we're looking for?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
I did not make a bucket.
Okay.
I'm not molding. You're fucking molding
I don't know what I'm doing.
That was a mind-boggling, I would say.
I have to categorize it.
it didn't matter again because we're almost done with that one
I'm forged, I'm forged
shit
789 that's built in fuck that shit
I
of
very start
not that smooth
oh no potato
oh my dream about this potato
Ah.
Feels like a mine, but it's a ship.
There could be something here.
A lava.
It's good.
But what is it good for?
if there's no lava
Something over there.
Alright, some tree entry here boys.
Okay here we go.
Unfortunately for us, no fashion.
HALLA!
Okay, we got something.
Should be a lion.
Unless there's another one.
I mean, there's two, so that's an acumen tempo, the other one was a mine, good to know, good to know.
Double blacksmith, double boys, here we go, you guys ready for this?
You're not wearing this. Take the food first.
Nobody gonna cross it.
Sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit, Chad.
The riskier the jump, the better the loot.
So look at this.
that's good enough take the cat already
alright, one, two
that's enough for this
Do we go out?
Just do this.
hmm
We can take down
I think we're supposed to be down here, I'm honest.
Wow, wow, wow.
This TGS is generated by troll based on saying...
Entering the ending.
What?
Look at this tongue chat.
Dragon is perching.
Easy record.
One dead.
Oh, you're snacking me.
Two beds.
Three beds.
What?
I was blocking!
My village, ah, 2 minute run, it's good.
No Bastion, it's 1 of 20, I don't know, I can see, one is fake, I don't think I'll
There's...
Uh, it's very nice to go and test this for me.
I hope there's this Abashia, and I'm not being trolled, this one is a shitty tank and this one is a...
That's not a poor thing.
Oh, it's anyway we can trade the slabs here maybe.
I'm
it's the the fucking lava port piss
piss and shit
Uh, no, no.
Uh, what the fuck?
I have no wooden ship on this item, maybe a ship, the dolphin, maybe a cope,
No word is out of order so it doesn't matter if we get the treasure.
means past this one portal
This is so meat.
Hey.
I don't know what to do with this.
Alright, first of all, I just want to let you know I'm visually impaired.
Oh yeah?
Then how can you type?
Math cards you put eight years.
Thank you very much.
Nagi, Corpac, please die rapidly if you didn't.
Niko Zarb.
can be
some line
nine nine
What the fuck?
Alright, we have last round.
All we need is a 10-Occidian longbread.
okay not bad that's very good
Oh, that's just...
Wow, that's a great ship!
My man, a great ship!
No bullshit.
Ah, do we do ten of the...
Nah.
I
Oh
This is loveable loveable loveable maybe laughable
Yeah, not great, not great.
Maybe there.
Hey there!
It's time to SMD Basecamp
I'm on SMD rooms
Sakman D
I'll allow the second one, baby.
It was something like that, but in the end it didn't even matter.
Well they're doing it right, so far.
Something like that, I remember, of an...
I think it was like that.
Something like that.
Close enough I would say. We'll give it a word of the effort.
Okay, uh...
Okay, it's this one.
Okay, this one.
I'm gonna put some water in.
Some water.
Oh, I might have a gigasit here.
Love a shit.
Don't fuck with the iron.
Uh, exactly, not fuck with the iron.
That's great.
Don't come here.
Hello, Mr. Force.
How long do you think it will take you to beat the record?
Starting now?
Uh, three, two and a half, I'm lucky.
Answer the question, God damn it.
I did it.
How long?
Answer the question, Sid.
I will beat the record when I am not unlucky anymore from what's that
Then we have a sub two minute and
Look at that, it's up to you minutes.
Here we go!
Looks like an A18 version, which is not great.
Especially not from this location, with no blocks on the block.
uh, running downstairs or upstairs? upstairs until we can, I guess is the best way
come on you freaking bro I don't have enough wood for the animals
I'm blind I might someone like your legs
It's built in as well.
enough food until we get to that gold
oh fuck off
sorry where's this planet?
Where is the ace?
Oh what?
I didn't
It's that it's the shit that she, but it's unplayable
It's un-fucking-playable man
of
the
top
of the surface of
I love it
I have a 10 minute entry.
I'm at 18.
burning like a fire unless we had a lot of blocks actually.
Okay. A bridge over here. Bridge again.
Yeah, that was kind of far to go, but no food, it wouldn't be on that run, no fortress
in sight. Yeah. They're almost uh, they're almost definitely dead. Torbidur thing appears
up, Rembus, Jay, Greenberg, Mada, welcome back. What can I say, there was no food.
No food and 18 basha with lava fucking gap, that's crazy.
Crazy LHU room.
Uh, it's not this one.
I don't think it's this one. I just got big but I don't think it's this one.
I don't think it's this one.
Where is this one?
Hey.
Uhhh, what are we looking at?
I got a big down one.
Fawson? Why are you so unlucky? And lucky brain I guess. Install the fucking language
pack Fawson install the fucking language pack Fawson install the fucking language pack
force and install the fucking language pack force and install the fucking law
Burning lit off the fire.
Is there a balcony here or not?
We ain't getting through this shit man, we ain't getting through this thing, are we?
Let's get this thing shut.
I'm not glad I smoothed.
Welcome, Mr. Force. I hope this therapy session will go well.
I'm the Lord Hector.
Everybody shut the fuck up!
Here invoices
You may take him now
I'm with me
Mr. Worms
It's I
Okay, I can't see shit, lava?
It's fake lava bullshit man.
Is that a full ship?
Should have some food.
We're pretty good on food, but we're not full.
Hello, Mr. Force.
I noticed that every time you make a mistake resulting in a preventable death you reflexively say was dead anyway.
This conclusion always comes after death as if you are denying your responsibility instead of accepting it.
Please clarify.
No, I mean, to me it's obvious this whole time, but there might be some people who are
not professional speakers like myself who think that the run is a lot or so, I'd like
to clarify this for us to hear every run, because otherwise people might be question-marking
and stuff which stayed up to leave
That was it
That is a good entry
Full speed
Oh my god
What the fuck is this now?
Oh, Maldon.
That's fucking Maldon.
Not a gesture.
Run.
Cunt.
A what?
A cunt with his arse.
That's completely... not completely wrong.
Hello, Mr. Force. You claim to be a professional speedrunner, but you keep blaming this so-called
built-in. Never heard of the guy. Please stop blaming built-in firepathy looking like a
rumber with brain damage. I require tremendous clarification.
How can you tell me not to blame something? You don't know what it is.
That doesn't make sense, but you gotta clarify your brain.
Uh, nine.
What is it?
No, no light.
I'm baited by things sticking out in the water.
8.
8 to mates.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Okay, at least we got some food here.
This should be big.
This should be big, but is it though?
There we go.
We have 1 within 15.
I'm gonna make this boom, boom, boom.
That's terrible.
that's terrible. You think this one has a bow for me? It does, right? Yeah, it does.
Oh no, this garbage on top of it they walked out, so I have to actually go this side now.
I
We came from that side so we want to run into...
another side
another string
then unfortunately we get dead
we have no
we simply do not have any string we can get string of sydian that's gonna be harder
Here, heralds are also low, all three are low.
I have no fortress down.
368 is one, so technically a fortress can start to appear, momentarily.
No, don't look like it.
Don't look like it.
Last card we can throw.
He dead.
Shit Bastion unfortunately.
well we played well and that's all that matters eventually we'll get us see that isn't there
and we'll stop it
we'll stop it
I'm not sure what to do.
do we have a blacksmith?
Um, and we require a charge that's kind of fire.
So this is technically enough if we get four from the golem.
We played this, yeah?
Four from the golem.
I don't know where the golem is.
Don't push me bro, you know what I've been through.
1, 2, 3, 4, some blocks from the nether.
okay golem fucker, where are you, here we are, okay
It's gonna be a three minute empty village. It's pretty good.
That's pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Pretty good.
I don't know what am I worse, what personally would say.
We only got, oh my god dude, we actually only got three.
Well, we can look inside and see.
We can look inside and see.
Maybe we're getting stabashed with iron in the chest.
You never know, I never know.
That's the beauty of it.
It's been running this game, we never know.
That's all we know here.
Alright.
There we go.
Ah, my god, that looks like...
We have one at 7.3 which could work as long as I don't have to use my hit bags.
We are at quite a nice high ground because of where the portal was, which was in the
I think we're gonna have to go here instead of hopping down, because we don't have blocks to get out of.
This is more block efficient.
Alright, we're actually on top of the ship, which is good, because we're gonna be at that
I don't think that's but it's built-in
Is it built-in I can't try to see it
Okay, I'm gonna go down
I'm gonna eat golden apple there, so good luck.
Yeah, of course it's built in, man.
Oh my god, dude, I can't mind this.
I fucking can't mind food, right?
Oh my god, fucking golem, it's me, I don't know.
I don't know.
Ah, but we're getting quite a bit of interest today, I'm not going to lie.
We're getting interest.
Which is good. We want interest.
Like screen.
I don't know, I don't care.
I don't know.
definitely not a treasure
but definitely something
Fuck.
That was a friendship.
It was so far in, but I thought it was...
It's rare for it to be so far in.
That's why I assumed it was that one.
That is a mistake.
Assuming, assuming.
I'll take it from here.
That's all good.
I bought her a waste of alchema and it's so one at you.
When are you getting the record?
Any time soon.
Perhaps today.
No, maybe in 100 years.
Maybe in 100 years.
Maybe, but...
I hope it's probably on my books.
But that would be a record, actually.
As long as there are people.
I don't like it.
Oh
Battle battle battle long time no see
I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
Wait.
I lost something.
I don't know what to do.
Do I ever get something?
Why is it not showing?
huh? I'm so confused
well I don't have a spike over here but when I get closer, no spike
that was running in the wrong direction
Bro, some of these dates...
Hello, Mr. Force.
I was brain dead since 2016 and recently revived.
I can't wait to check out my favorite streamers, Dr. Disrespect and Lackery.
I also can't wait to see what the current news is about my favorite President Trump
and any files he is in.
I think you were brain dead before you got brain dead.
I jinxed it when I said we have many entries to take in.
Alright, I counted jeans that...
Giga Blacksmiths!
With ocean...
Expotion...
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay.
And lava.
Alright, what do we do here?
One, two, three.
One for that.
all right let's go go go go
we now have a sub 3 entry here
sub 3 village entry
which is my favorite kind of entry
no he fucking snagged my dolphin
It's alive. Captain Alex is alive.
This looks like a lot of trickery.
Hey! He's alive!
of
Come on baby, come on, let me be that bastard again.
120 ration, that's not good, ah, one there, one there, okay I'm going to do 19 and then
realize that this is the closer one but also that does pattern but it's not
close but the pathing is good and there we have it there we have it
the
I don't think so, but it took me a long time to do enough.
I don't have blocks man. I don't have them. Where are my blocks?
I'm a piece of shit.
Frosty.
Oh, how would I know?
Good evening, Mr. Force.
I haven't seen the God seed in day wait is this the one let him cook let him cook let him cook
Let him cook let him cook let him cook let him cook let him cook let him cook let him cook let him cook
I can feel it, Gigalux here, let me see.
I would like to.
I'm thinking it's this one, it's not this one, and it's this one.
you
You
and
Take this first, portal, okay, this is very good, come on, don't screw me, don't screw
to me. Okay, we got that, which is better than not that, but I prefer not that.
Where is the doll I'm in my room right now?
It's on my...
Okay.
Okay, I don't think we're gonna need gravy.
but I will grab some here
just in case we did it
Well, that is completable, turns out I didn't even agree with you.
But this rather unfortunate.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
It's all good.
Uh, okay, what am I doing?
Uh, grab your head.
Alright, are you ready to go?
It's fine.
We got food and drugs.
We just need a duster.
We just hit a bashing.
Oh my god, 21 bashing.
That's probably bad, we have altitude but that's pretty much it.
Oh we got fortress, okay.
Maybe this is playable.
21 is really far, but it's pretty helpful just so as long as the pathing is good it could be alive
it could be alive but that's so far man it's so fucking far
Okay, what is this, I don't know how much I'm supposed to get through this.
Nice take down.
What happened to my bolts?
I don't know, I guess we're dead.
What is this fucking Russian word?
Oh, so far. What the fuck, man.
Is this room the same costume?
I think we were bought by the real one, where the real one is built in.
That doesn't mean that this one isn't better, though.
get parallel, it doesn't make a difference
something far as shit dude
and a shitting dude, that's how far it is
It's so freaking far man.
pretty bad, bad, bad
ah, that's fucking bad
that's fucking bad
it's so fucking bad
bro what the fuck are you fucking not doing in the pit
well it's dead but yeah that's fucking weird
what the fuck is he waiting for me up there
the one that was close was built in so the one we actually went through there was 25 and 6
Lord the Ring's fucking journey to get there, oh shit.
Ah, fine.
Unless it's another very treasure here.
I'd be listening.
Ah, five.
And this is another very treasure here.
I believe so, I think.
No.
One blacksmith, and he surfaced the lava.
3 is a magic number, as it is, it's a magic number.
and
3, 3, 3, what do you think about 3?
Well, there's one play here and one play only.
I'm just... okay.
Far away lava! Far away lava!
Far away lava!
I just felt
Alright, never get lucky then, bitch ass motherfucker.
another whole portal again bro you say that but the last five time I hope portal we got
within 10 seconds. So just unlucky.
Yo, any others?
Sub 15 seconds.
All right, uh...
Salaamu Alaykum Fawcim.
Im Muhammad Rasheed, a fellow sweet born and raised in Bama.
I'm a Bingtan with a Ramadan rams.
My two year old built-in is also watching right now with me
and my 12 year old life fashion.
now surely we will get the seed from honor
sounds legit
I have an AT-1
I mean technically it's still good
we can still
we can still use flowers
And then we have to mine some stone, whatever that may be, probably over here.
Alright, then, one of these just in case.
I need some balls.
Alright.
Is it doable, you might be wondering?
I don't know.
Actually, I think that way I can kill this.
Don't jump in the fucking...
Chicken.
Alright.
It's a little too late, yeah.
Yeah.
Uhhh.
Where am I?
It's something.
We're just going to be straight down there.
It could have been something but it's over now.
I don't know if it's over.
I like it 15 seconds and another build film.
The song makes me wanna hop into lava.
I don't know what to do with it.
Yo, double-zene, shhh, no, I'm just gonna...
six
this is a ship
I think it's a ship, I don't know
Mix the lava.
Kill the pig.
Ah, the dry.
The dry, the dry.
Looks better, looks better.
Stronger, faster.
Can we get some more food or is that impossible?
Nothing is impossible, I can't get in.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Oh, yeah, it's not me.
Sorry.
what the fastest entry cost keep in mind that we do have TOTG in you portal friends
TOTG in seaweed
Well, no gassing, so there's also anyway, I would be not very far, actually fucked up
about a mind-boggling.
That wouldn't have felt good, but now it's totally fine.
So it's this one.
this one
non-existence
it's a f***ing cunt with his arseholes
Let's make it.
Portal.
Okay.
Giga, Giga, Giga.
It's lava portal as well.
All right.
Here we go.
I shall carry the torch.
I shall pass the torch.
pass the torch
one of these runs probably not this one
The
The gallon is gone.
Fuck it.
Could have been good.
It could have been good.
Shunk setting is wrong. It's not. Have it on five.
J. Stam, like an animal.
9, 9.
I can't believe.
I'm all dead.
I'm all then then.
Oh my god.
I never seen that many diamonds.
No diamonds.
Alright.
12.
That's fine.
Alright.
12.
That's fine.
you
I
I'll never know.
Okay, we have a Bastion here, and we have Blood for Donkey Kong strats.
As long as this guy doesn't shoot us, he's shooting us.
on the bucket
Fucking piece of shit lava poor fuck everything man
I
of
Blacksmith or bust though?
It's a nice little bus, though.
Even though it has invented logs and invented food.
It doesn't look like we're gonna get it.
I made a barrel. I killed my barrel actually. I did not think of that ancient strand. We're
We're not wrong
Come on, baby. Hit me with that stuff.
Ah, that's a mine, right? Unless it's this one.
I'm 96 years old this one, but not as well.
That's a lot.
This, uh, really has been lacking in Blacksmiths, I must say.
I must say, should have way more.
Alright, full food, full blocks for beds, where is the fucking blacksmith?
this one can't have wrong one
that's the end of mine, right?
I'm going to grab their mines!
Huh?
Fucking time to drop.
that's a blacksmith come on big one big big big big
miniskill, minifuckin' skill
column
Second added last map?
Okay.
I see that worthy of...
That's not worse.
You gotta find the blacksmith faster.
Okay, we have blacksmith.
Service lava.
I'm gonna go for service lava.
10 bread?
Better 10 breads than dead, guys.
I always say.
Okay, that's uh, unplayable.
of
So we cross this one, okay, let's go.
like we're mad as shit temple
I'll see what I got.
It really is crazy how many of these fucking...
Very trashy, sorry.
I got something.
I
Well, mind mind mind mind.
I swear man, going for blacksmiths only.
It's fucking 10 frames better. I'm down this.
Hey, it's very offensive though.
Yeah, that's very good.
does he get good we have a little air
well there's like we have a lot of punches as well
okay this could be a sub three with full everything
Looks like it
Come on, come on.
Yeah, buddy. Here we go, boys. Here we go. This is a huge one. We're full blobs. We're
There's some food.
Alright.
Uh, I like the run.
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go this way.
Okay, full blocks, full everything, nothing is looking, unironically two basions within
16.
Let's see what the closest one is.
Closest one would be the one that is in this direction which is hopefully not.
built in. That would be very unfortunate for a lot of people. That's something to it.
fuck, that's the worst fashion
I'm killing this father.
I fucked up, that's fine.
I fucked up, that's fine, we simply go back, right?
Oh my god it's fucking built-in.
Let's fuck it up!
Okay, let's try this.
Mr. Pulse, 30 minutes ago the Amonians song played in your street.
I saw many chatters post a large ASPY Amonus with massive clocks, but there were nothing.
Let's throw this one right now.
Commandment.
Umm...
Okay, we're going to...
Oh, I'm not this point.
Why is he coming like delayed?
Orson Borscht.
Oh shit dude, what a fucking retard pig.
What is with this fucking broken-ass Bastion?
It's so bad, it's so unbelievably fucking terrible, it's unplayable, unironically
so unplayable.
I've never seen a more unplayable Bastion in my entire life, it's fucking bullshit.
So inconsistent with shit.
I just did. I just fucking did it.
You see this fucking thing? It's fucking dead.
I just fucking wasted 40 blocks just to kill the fucking squad.
Just have a buggy ass fucking shit the rest of the batch in.
Oh, what a mess.
Come on.
Very good.
There's food.
There it comes.
There's food.
I'm lucky!
No wire!
Bastard is just a sword.
97.
No third.
Bad trace.
It's stinking.
It's spotch.
No flame.
Fucking knife man.
Why is he attacking me?
Musty is unplayable. It's dead.
We're in a wrong.
Twenty-nine.
Oh shit, we got another one.
One, two, um, no, fire star, whatever.
Uh, okay, let's do it, bro.
awesome. Can you please refund this cheatier's donation? It is very expensive. Thanks!
of
the
of
All right, here we go.
of
the
death
of
death
of
120. Oh dear, blocks. Um, cannon balloting. It's admirable you've decided to take back
record while on a hunger strike away it's in the game also since you won't
install the language pack I will install this wheelchair ramp outside
here building you clearly need it
Oh no.
And of course, they're refunding the ten dollars.
It's lying.
I would know.
I think it's real stone. I got fucking ass stone.
My ass.
Hello, I come in pieces.
Okay, we got the iron, which is a great place for everyone.
Especially me.
I'm not. I'm just...
Which bastion is this?
Manhunt. Okay.
We have to do something like this and that. We did this.
Don't fucking...
Yes.
And you're so fucking troll, man.
I don't see this though.
Alright, so we got 6, 1, 2, 3, 18, there's nothing really chat until we find red mushrooms
On my right side.
Let's look on it.
Ah, left.
Ah, fucking champions ourselves.
Chompers are south.
We have everything but ice.
Okay, we're going.
Uh, fuck this.
It's terrible.
What the fucking hole?
I can't
What did we say? 18?
I don't care about the language map since I can't hear you but could you install the
fucking subtitles part instead also I can't hear this donor so can you do some signs
to the camera and so I know it's plain. Thank you. Love.
Now I'm just dead. I'm a pervert. Now I'm just fucking dead. I can't eat cause there's no food.
You have to learn this sword lord and get the entry.
BLEEEEEN!
Sorry.
I don't have a shiver.
I'm allergic to dead seeds.
Let's get your ass back here!
Why does it all jump in a spike?
Okay, perfect.
Looks like we're on lava too.
Okay, come on.
Hit me with that lava.
There's sub two minute entry, boys.
Sub two minute entry.
I can't alive because it's fucking third level.
Now I refuse.
Okay.
I
Alright Allah, I pray that we get a Gigablacksmith and then the seeds.
Here we go.
Not good, but not good, but not terrible.
Looks like we can go down there.
...
Let's serve as lava over there, we're in service lava boys, it's happening, the run is upon
us, the run is upon us, you see, it is decided.
Full!
118, lower bed for rocks.
For blocks.
I thought the worst would be I remember her actually.
I was expecting not bad, but now I got the sword in them.
built in yeah yeah yeah so good man so good oh my god
That's the best fucking terrain here.
We did not.
This giant village should have a blacksmith.
I don't know what it looks like, but we will find one.
I will find him!
Maybe once.
Okay, a little bad.
Where is the actual wood?
It doesn't actually have real wood.
of
He's not here, right?
You're the one.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.
There's a lot over there.
No.
That was a fucking buried treasure, man.
Where is she?
Picking more seeds, I think picking more seeds will make it faster but it's actually the
other way around because whenever you lock seeds you're refreshing less windows at the
same time, right? So it's a low IQ day to think that picking more seeds is making it faster.
You're a shit by the village, Viome is shit, what's it worth, there's no lava, fuck it.
could be one here but I don't think so maybe wait what why does it say minus 21 block
where am I?
I'm so confused.
Yeah, it was my name.
No word, but with a giga ship it could work.
Not the gun.
Blacksmith? Okay.
Stop.
That's the goal of the game.
You have to defeat a mighty dragon and save the princess.
What? Where did I see this shit?
I turn on twitch that television and I see a bearded man sitting in a room that looks
like purgatory playing Minocraft.
I mean, playing is a strong word.
He is just looking at pie charts and saying fuck over and over.
Oh well, back to hiding files.
Back to hiding files.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, we got service line with the best fucking village.
oh my god okay we're busing right now we're talking busing
the flint is gonna be an issue
but sometimes they have a house with flints
i mean is that the fucking blacksmith out there
I can't see
Alright, I have to mount min max this fucking route man
Where this fucking
Where the fuck are the houses
This one could have, what I'm looking for.
Alright, that's the bed.
the blood
let's have a blacksmith
don't have a blacksmith
I can't see it, but okay, there's a ship.
off a ship
This one should be this one sounds like a mine
Oh my god, what it was here wait what the fuck
Huh?
I thought I was bigger than 9x9.
I was standing on... what?
That's fucking... that's a film, man.
That's a film.
ok that's huge and the portal over there.
I'm gonna kill the Gaul and then we should be good without it.
Where's the food?
yeah, I could do something, sir, sir, well I need to get the water.
I'm gonna get water.
I'm gonna water it often.
Okay, we got that we got that we got fire starter predict
Alright, I won't chill. I have to pee.
Alright, let me complete the portal, and then we get water.
Now we have to get water.
Come on!
Come on, dude.
Fucking full-full village run.
Never bust ya, nah.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
of
the
I
I'm very dry on the BT from now, maybe we just gotta lock it so it's free.
So, this one, this one, well, I have a little chest.
I am digging too bad.
I move that.
Big ass villains, but not one live-speed.
Alright, I can't even get up, I don't want to shoot.
Uh, 11, perfect.
Alright, it's good though. It's very good. Oh shit, I ripped it.
Ah, fuck.
Shoot on the other.
I'm not going to count spawns until you do that.
There's kelp right now though.
Kelp is coming!
I need to take this for food.
Okay, it's 11. That's pretty much for food. It's poison stew.
I don't look right it don't look right it don't feel right
Heatman, Dimitri, Catastrophec, HLE, Forsyman, Grafton, thank you boys for coming back.
9 different Dimitri, nice, very nice.
Thank you, no message. We got gamer.
No message from Pride, but it would be nice.
Would be nice.
Alright, go and chill. Chill, chill, chill. There's nothing to have full food, full iron on you. Alright?
A new hint touches the beacon. Listen. Hear me and obey.
Thou darkness hath seeped into my temple, a darkness that you will destroy, return my beacon to mephilchreath, and I will make you the instrument of my cleansing light.
I don't need diamonds!
I need gold!
Don't fire!
Stop it!
Parking!
Shit!
Bastion!
It's so bad!
Why is there no gold in the fucking chest?
look chat we don't have blocks anyway to dig up here
we have no blocks we start at the bottom it's like you can't get up here it takes
like three minutes or some shit
And the bull and the bird fortress is at 410 bucks. It's impossible Chad. It's impossible
Okay, I don't think 29 or some shit
It's 20 chunks, no 1 chunk is 16, 10 chunks is 160, 20 is 320, alright?
So that's 20 fucking 5 chunks, okay?
25 chunks, you crazy man.
You fucking crazy.
It's dead. It's dead. It's unlucky we got that one and not any other Bastion.
Because any other Bastion would have been not dead, you know what I'm saying?
I don't understand
It was I was given
any other bastion are we going to live?
Hello?
What the fuck is mine?
Well, we get portal village.
It's all in.
Oh, chests.
I don't understand this shit sometimes, it's a mine I guess, and it's like fuckery, it's
a mine.
fuck it was a chest I couldn't find 9.9
Fuck.
Fuckin shit.
Like smirks.
Two diamonds. This could be a big diamond. This could be a big diamond.
Oh for a diamond.
Uh, actually, let's do a sword.
Unsurface level.
of
Oh.
You have that thing?
Or is it just darling?
Okay, it's very doable, very doable.
We get lava here in a second.
Hold that top.
Alright, look at that.
That's good.
It's fine chat, relax. We're building a house up for this.
Come on, bug ass!
What the fuck? It didn't burn!
I won't stick!
I didn't know.
Okay, it's fine. 420 entries gives the best numbers.
I don't know.
What happened to anyone?
of
one
of
Okay we have a batch in here Charles, relax. I told you, 420, Leathers, have the absolute best.
Leathers.
the
manhunt
on the hands
and definitely
It's not me.
There he is.
Ah, fuck.
Okay, everyone alive.
I had to fucking hit this.
Oh
That's uh, RIP.
I don't know what the fuck.
To my left.
I'm sitting in a sterile.
We want pearls, we want pearls.
Hello pearls.
Well, I can't do 11 peros, unfortunately, it's out of my jurisdiction, unfortunately.
past that one so that one of that one I'm guessing it's this one
It can't be, River.
What's the spot, man?
6.
No food.
Ahhhh.
Is it very good?
Another shit?
Ahhhh.
Is it very good?
Oh, another ship.
It's dead.
It's so good!
I'm not getting the best seeds right now, my girls.
Why can't I eat golden melons?
I don't make no sense.
and
We got iron doors, top tier.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's a sub 2 entry voice.
I am not kidding your assholes right now. It's a sub 2 and 3.
I was trolling everyone.
That's unlucky.
fucking lava for ants needs to be at least three times as much
Come on.
Big food make up for it.
food a limited supply of food five terrorists
no bueno oh yes Nathan Lord of Ferry and infinite sales will come back
the gyrsadivian is a gla- is a gla-
thank you
alright we got a 3
30 m3
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine
I'm coping
I am coping
and again coping
I'm just fine
I may come on game.
Oh, man, what is this?
Holy shit.
We got one out.
17.
7, 3, 2, 1, go.
I'm traversable.
I'm traversable, no food, fucking shamer ass.
one shitty shit
Oops, I had a fucking spike.
Disclicked.
Okay.
Okay, it should be this one right here.
So mine.
Mr. Force, have you ever thought about learning the game?
I think it would help my poor ear the best possible time.
Yeah.
I did.
BTs by the way.
So great.
Of course at least.
Learn BTs.
I explain to everyone why BTs are bad
for the time I'm trying to get.
Because I'm too tired to understand
so I have to show them in person.
I have to show them in person.
This fuck is 9-9.
Father, I hear you, but I wanted to believe.
I
Know what this is actually
Is there lava?
Yeah, okay.
There's a subfield entry.
With full food.
Coat, coat, coat.
Coat, coat, coat, coat.
I'm stuck.
hey almost okay so we got nine nine is fine nine is fine
You might be able to throw out the fire stars.
Alright.
You will pay for it.
No bashing, sir. No bashing.
We have all the blocks in the world, we have food, we have forks, no bastion, no bastion
I'm gonna do 4 to Bastion
Alright, nothing like a chat
I like to dance on poor RNG at the end day
It's not like a chat, it's not like a...
I don't know how I feel about this 3rd treasure run, to be honest
Like, sure you get a good entry, but then you also need a Bastion
and you're wasting a lot of time to get over them because they're very precious or so rare.
Spanning, uh...
This TTS is generated by troll face and saddie.
We have reached near the end of day 2600.
Surely this is the God seed.
I clicked I literally clicked it ate my input trash keyboard
I think that, I think that, I don't know, here's probably one more, one more, one more
I'm very not confident in it.
I think it's just for me, Max, I've got really good time with you already.
I think you should go for more VT's.
Sorry, Max Mitz and Ships.
A lot of man, Saggy Axe, Soul Phoenix, Vaggy Henry, comes around.
Hey guys watching, I'm gonna be simple today
Boris Monday, I'll be back then. I save you witchcrafts
Don't worry
Until then, thanks for watching, thanks for the subs, resubs, thomas, hit the subs
I will catch you on the next episode, alright
Bye bye