You
Thank you.
you
Cute and funny.
the day it is Wednesday, Wednesday. Good. Good to gooch. Killing. Chilling. Eating
Burgles, Bagels, Tamarucci, good how are you?
I am just fabulous man, just fabulous, how is Ramadan going, I'm about to have a big
meet right now, I got offered a job today, cut the hands, well, it'd be a good job.
be like that man, it do be like that, how? Don't jump scare my audience dude, please
Please no, please no.
Let's see here.
Relay the light.
Except, I wish that it's never late.
No, it's the early.
He arrives precisely.
We got some sun brownies.
Let us get some resetter on this here and people recommitting at the champions club.
Calla 36, thank you man.
Rolls-Good, Cranred, Gateriel, XO, HMTL, it's a smelly voice.
Chat with Roy Allen on the menu today.
What's happening?
Mocano in the Philippines is erupting oh shit German is following from sleep but
also planning a social media ban for children under 16 basically
hell yeah hell yeah
I am stupid class for this stream, you better get the record, it's not like you would have
learned much in class anyway.
World War 3 and I ran soon, then I better run fast.
happy dawn here factual day to mr. force
why no expedition 33 music
you
We even have a pre-link here actually.
6 hours ago based on the stream maps.
6 hours ago chat, 6 hours.
I have leftover food today that I made.
Very healthy stuff.
You will like it.
Let's see here.
Okay, listen up. Some of you have inquired about our petition. We have demanded that
Lincoln Grove High School offer programs for special students to help them fit in with
their classes.
That's your chance.
That's a glad you came.
Yeah, great. Also, concerning the R word, we have demanded a school policy forbidding
students and faculty from using that word.
Retort.
Excuse me, retard!
You can't even say it!
So, how do we talk about it?
We all know your opinion on this, Jeremy, but right now I'm the one speaking.
Brothers and sisters, words only have power if we give them power.
We must take back the word, retard!
Make it ours.
Sweetheart, the rest of us find the word offensive.
I'm not your sweetheart, bitch.
Mrs. Cantidge, I know you mean well,
but many of us here think it's time
that we reclaim and redefine the word.
And since normies don't get called retard,
they don't have to say in this.
Normies do not get a say.
What's a normie?
I think it's lying for non-retardants.
Hey, Fabio, do you mind?
Sorry.
I don't care how it's used.
I don't want anybody calling my son that word ever.
It's incredibly hurtful.
Even if we did get rid of it, someone will just think of another way of saying it.
That's right. The queers took back their word.
It's different.
How's it different?
It's not like race issues disappear if people stop saying nigger.
Shut the fuck up. I can say it you can't.
Retards, we must band together.
The way to get respect is to take respect,
and normies can help us get that message out.
Raise your hand if you're with us.
Yeah.
Retardation.
The brain has been put into the service of heat animation, but...
Although forcing I have been wondering since you claim that you make all the food you eat
Then what does the witch do? What is her usage in the asylum keys clarified?
Subterranean you'll find out.
Yeah, there's Miley.
That way you can see it.
Yeah
Fire Man!
Eiji-kun!
Eiji-kun! Eiji-kun!
Eiji-kun!
Oh, not Eiji-kun.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Dory nishite, peki!
Good evening, Mr. Force. I noticed your title says games and shit. The game looks a little
boring, but it's a game so good job. As for the shit, I can only assume that it's in the top right.
Please clarify.
You are dead wrong.
Take a card, any card. You'll probably wish you hadn't. Terry Drinkwater explains that American
children these days are obsessed with the whole, disgusting death. The wonderful folks who brought
What are you saying? What are you saying?
What the heck? What the heck?
I
a little bit disgusting. It looks sort of like a swan, but it's from a sewer. And it's
in a sewer seal. I think it's disgusting. Good friend, mean dad. And there's blood splattered
on the ground. That's violent. Or is it? It's violent, but it's just like, it's like
Cartoon.
Do you know anybody disgusting like that in real life?
Yeah.
I think they do bring kids a chance to let
off steam together in a not inappropriate way,
to be kind of anti-social.
I did not collect these cars.
I don't think they were in Europe.
It doesn't really hurt too badly.
Sounds very American.
I'm going to give the Harry, Harry, for messy, messy.
I already have messy, messy, messy.
Parents and educators think that this whole garbage
pay-all thing will soon pass.
Society, what did you ask?
Telly Drinkwater, CDS News, Saturday night.
Please don't ask me where it all means.
Dan Rather, we'll see you again Monday.
Good night.
There are Pokemon cards.
And hockey cards before Pokemon cards.
shit like that Wayne Britsky going on
My knees...
are broken.
Noel?
What are you doing?
Noel!
Thank you so much!
I'm working on a job, and I'm going to eat dinner with you, so I'll go with you!
What's the next step?
Strong.
Here, the mud has dried up.
The only thing left in the cookie part was the water in my mouth.
Here, the cola is gone!
The dry mud makes the bread come off!
I'm sorry, but I thought you were a child, so I didn't throw it away!
Oh, it's back.
Red, red.
All the black stuff.
The leaves.
No, no, no.
Look at your face.
You're even faster than the red ones.
This has to start all over again.
One, two, three.
I got it.
This TTS is generated by Trollfix and Saddy.
991, 992 is right here, digging, Jolid is here, hello?
What the fuck?
Oh, this one is the Unavailable as you can see, my refresh.
available. I refresh the game but not further around. Sorry sir.
Now, how are you feeling?
You feeling okay? You feel well?
Already seeing it.
but I think it has a penis in it or some shit as well
Today we're counting down seven of the most stunning and super popular actresses dominating
the scene right now. These queens aren't just turning heads, they're owning empires
with their grace charisma and that effortless kawaii edge. Let's dive right in.
Kicking things off we have Yuwame Kami. Born on August 16th, 1993 in Nagoya, Japan, she
stands at a graceful 5'3 inches with a petite yet perfectly proportioned frame.
breakthrough came in 2009 when she debuted as a second generation member of the powerhouse idol group
SKD48. Debuting in 2015 with the smash hit project Princess Peach under the Mutechi label,
she quickly became a sensation, starring in over 200 projects with the prestigious S1 number one
style agency. Her natural talent for captivating audiences combined with her dedication to her
earned her a slew of accolades and made her one of the industry's top-selling stars.
Next up is Mio Ishikawa.
Born on March 20, 2002 in Tokyo, Japan, this 23-year-old former honor student stands at a petite yet striking 5 feet 2 inches.
Her journey kicked off in October 2021, when she debuted with the prestigious Moody's
label.
Her first project shattered sales records and instantly made her a fan favorite.
With over 150 titles under her belt in just a few years, she's become one of the fastest
rising stars in Japanese entertainment.
In a bold move, Mio announced a strategic hiatus from films in late 2024 to focus on global
modeling, music, and her upcoming clothing line, proving she's building an empire not
just a moment.
Coming in third is Remusuzumori.
On December 3rd, 1997, in the scenic Mia prefecture,
she stands at a poised 5 feet 3 inches
and boasts a slim, balanced silhouette.
Her big break came in April 2019
with her exclusive debut for the acclaimed Prestige label.
She's since starred in over 200 captivating projects,
blending innocence with effortless charisma
that earned her record-breaking sales
like the Smash 2022 anniversary special.
Beyond the lens, she's racked up honors, including top rankings in Flash and Asahi
Dino magazines for her alluring act of appeal, and even a nod as one of Gratis' top beauties
in 2020.
Moving forward we have Saika Kawakita.
on April 24, 1999 in Chiba, Japan, she towers at a leggy 5'6", with measurements that
show balanced perfection.
Psycha's Spotlight Moment arrived in April 2018 with her exclusive debut for the Powerhouse
S1 No.1 Style label, a smash that topped Fonsa charts and snagged Best Work Honors at the
2019 Awards.
five months and six hits later, she stepped back in March 2019 to reclaim her privacy
after friends discovered her path. A bold pause fans begged her to reverse.
and
What is Wolf's Revenge? Is that like low weight?
Like sub-seventy?
170 pounds. Well that's sub-seventy, you know what I'm saying.
The problem is they have brought us up to change the counter to the game.
This old boss, this leader tripping us up to make something together.
Okay, body here, connects with the rest.
Strictly.
I think he's going to take it to the future.
I have 10 seconds left.
I'm going to try it now.
Oh, but you've been around for a while.
I'm going to finish it in a second, Jack.
Oh, take that.
Come on, Jack.
I'm going to finish it in a second.
Oh, this bitch.
I'm going to finish it in a second, Jack.
It's like the same fuck as I am.
Oh!
I'm going to fucking finish it in a second.
Ah!
Come on, bro.
I'm gonna blow up.
It's not that easy.
Fuck my heat here, Rams.
Oh, thanks.
I knew I'd like to eat.
Bro, you just can't fall.
The violence is fall, Rams.
Oh.
Oh, that's crazy.
You're gonna perform this.
That you keep fucking not going down.
That's crazy.
I've never seen it coming.
Oh, man, it goes up with a kick.
Oh, damn, yeah.
Don't walk in it.
It's not scary.
I'll give you a chance to win.
Let's go hard.
Come on, Jack!
I'm a hot jack!
This shit wouldn't last a fight.
Five seconds, Jack!
Dad, why don't your head made of steel?
Tell me, what do you do? Is it the military?
Fuck!
It's gonna be a fucking battle.
I can't fight this shit!
And the decision to show us the best football!
I
Got quite a massive kick there
That's another glass job that's for sure
But it does have brain damage, guaranteed.
generating God's seed
f***
shh
look
you stole the f***ing hot bus
here
you stole the f***ing hot bus
here
shut up! i can't hear that
you stole the f***ing hot bus
it stole the f***ing hot bus
oh wait hold up you trying to get duct tape again hey he's duct tape oh chill he looks and likes it
he escaped too you're right i need a help
guys i have a plan so we all make it out safely
Wait, hold up guys.
Is that all you got?
You're soft.
Oh, let's go and exit.
Uh, you.
Can you check if it's safe?
Oh, babe.
Dude, thanks for checking.
Can you see if they're still out there?
We appreciate you.
Wait, hold on.
Let me send your cast real quick.
But is there any way you could check again?
Okay, hear me out. What if I gave you a potion of invisibility I
Need to find out
Okay, I just need to sneak out stay low and avoid being seen
I appreciate ya'll, but look how light about the food.
We can still be cool though, right?
Hey!
No!
What if I like getting pants?
Hey!
No!
What if I like getting wedgie?
Nah!
What if I said that's smell like roses?
Oh, I hope the sheep's fine.
Dear God!
Alright, well now that I'm stacked, I can go to the nether.
Let's see how my pillagers are holding up.
What's up, everyone?
Huh?
They left my man doing swerves?
You didn't say no more links, so here the fucking sitcom link, here the fucking sitcom link,
The fucking sit-com link here the fucking sit-com link here the fucking sit-com
Thank you, oh for the legs just take me to the most normal person in your friend
Please be normal. Oh, let's go. You're normal you and your friends are gonna help me beat the game
I have a gun to help us
No!
I'm not dead!
What?
You can't hear a single word.
Just tell me.
Of course!
Bro thought I'd pull the gun on him!
What?
That's the bitch, you.
Bro!
I beg!
Time to go to the Nether!
My merch is gonna protect you guys!
Huh?
Nah.
Now I'm concerned about your health.
Bro, you're lucky I brought this one.
I don't look fine this way.
Anyways!
Uh, I'm gonna need y'all to get me some obsidian.
And you're good, bro.
You could just stay up here for now.
Hey, brats.
get me some obsidian
okay
you're not now yet
I am not alone.
I'm going to kill you.
That's your name.
When Neteron took the king's name,
The king was looking at the old man who was supposed to be wearing a white flag, without a doubt.
What... is this guy?
Oh, no, Meryl. You don't understand anything.
I'm not sure if it's a human being's nature or not.
That was the first fear the king had ever felt.
The old man's words, which should have been the end of everything,
were the words of the old man, who thought it was not the base of the castle.
I'll see you later.
you
You
Yes, you
I
This was fun.
All right.
I see the table has quickly become the recreational hub of the neighborhood.
It's something to do.
So, you up for a game?
You want to play me?
I should warn you, of all miniature paddle games, this is my forte.
I'll take my chances here.
You can serve.
Okay, Gramps, anyway, we can speed things up here a little bit.
Right, T.
That's a loving zip.
You didn't even get the paddle off your shoulder that day.
You're not better than me, okay?
I just keep losing the ball in the white of your legs.
I just saw from playing in a cozy shag carpet
a guy who's got a nice little tail.
He's got a nice little tail.
You're playing in a cozy shag carpet at wreck rooms.
I learned ping-pong on the streets.
Neither got good or you died.
We'll just serve.
Wasn't ready.
Yellow.
Oh, hey Arthur, it's me Doug.
What can I do you for?
Actually, I was just calling to check the messages off of the machine.
So just hang up and I'll call right back.
Gotcha.
Hello?
Arthur, didn't I just ask you not to pick up?
No, you said I should hang up and you'd call right back.
Okay, what I meant was I wanted the machine to get it, not you.
I'm trying to check my messages.
You want me to just check them for you?
No, thank you, no.
Last time you did that, you erased all the messages
and our outgoing messages and unplugged the lamp.
Just let it ring, okay?
That's your world. I just slipped it.
Okay.
That's your world, I just live in it.
That is, uh, hi, Larius.
but it's high time we move on chat it's high time we move on I've had it with
your shit the linkers I certainly have but I also had a good fucking meal right
now we're feeling strong we are feeling extra strong we're looking strong to you
Alright, let's do it right.
Ahhhh.
Let's just have some guy go down better.
Alright.
Let's see if they're looking good.
Alright, chat.
It's time to fuck some assholes, to fuck some juicer assholes.
Alright, I sit up straight boys, I have a good feeling about the day, I have a good feeling
about us getting a certain record died.
Let's go let's go now.
Nice one.
ship. It's a good ship.
11 is very good. This could be a sub-summit entry.
Wow, that's full of food as well.
That's crazy.
Now we just need lava and we're ready.
That is extremely unfortunate.
For me...
That's unlucky, that's unlucky, that was a great start.
nine nine
nine
and what the fuck did I see?
no clue
That's all something.
Don't touch me.
Uh, no, it's really, do you have a dolphin, or do you have a dolphin?
Ahhhh this looks great.
This looks great.
really some circus lava that'll do.
Because we do have a lot of stuff.
Fuckin' shit, it's ready.
Let's see if it's lab or bust.
of
Why is there a stone block here man?
Alright, lots of bullets today.
It's not bad.
CMT.
That is...bad.
Oh, it's not worth it.
This core of biome, not worth it.
believe, never dance. God gamers are the only ones alive.
Doubters take seats over there. We are the believers and we don't care.
You've got to believe, never dance. God gamers are the only ones alive.
Doubters take seats over there. We are the believers and we don't care.
I got blacksmith and the obsidian that's unfortunate
I'm not sure what to do.
I really don't see any rain.
10
ah, it's playable
okay looking good it's gonna be hard to find lava here but if there's one man who can
Go get a gold game here.
Good job, coming through, but we're going out.
to
Alright.
Uhhh...
Oh, fuck.
I got baited by diamonds. They greed.
Cost me everything.
Kind of worth getting a diamond stone with my body.
6, no food, TNT no food, and we're safe fuck it up.
Let's see if I can do it, more than we did.
That seat is a lower mount.
Ahhhh, fuck it.
One, two, three.
That's going to be worth it.
I'm stuck.
Alright, full food right?
I don't want to say anything about that.
I think I got fire starter today.
I'm going to make a shadow, golden shadow, golden shadow.
Lava!
Yo, what the hell?
That's a virus site.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, that's right, I think the fire's not there.
I'm sure they can think of something.
Here we go.
There we go.
I'm gonna force and see these.
Any force and see these!
the
looks like we have on 18
this is not good but that's really scary
I'm definitely lied again.
I'm sorry.
across a burning lake of fire
is that shit?
not really
Actually, no, it's not the ship.
you
I'm going to do this because I'm going to run out of time there, which means I'm about to run out of stamina.
I'm going to get a run.
Oh
I cleared the anchor here, I should probably anchor, right?
by default
it's just that
nothing to be done
of
the
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of the
I
Have a goal to diamonds
That's not good.
Bacon! Bacon!
A shambles on that good show I'm thinking.
Lama you're four years, thank you shuners.
Four is less than three.
Thank you.
Happy.
Okay.
Three.
uh life is potato that's uh five
my mouth
bad shit
Oh, there's a... I think I heard this right behind me, I'm gonna assume...
But it has a blacksmith.
He's a fucking horse.
you
Now it's time to move it find the labyrinth.
Let me grab a little bit more.
Good.
That was just what I needed.
We got a gamble here, I think.
That's not a mirror.
That is so unfortunate.
We've been getting quite a bit of very precious today, I don't say, but uh, where's my lava?
non-existent
and
No, it's fine.
all right show me the goods show me the goods sub two entry maybe sub two thirty entry somewhere
I still have a lot of that. How should I pass over here?
I don't have the potential to have one.
Is this a speedrun? Not a slow walk.
We've only got skunk in it. Believe.
There we go.
here we go
1118, we don't like it, we don't like it.
It's raining but it's getting really bad unless it's really good.
Sixth of three.
and
Oh my god.
Okay, there's the bastion.
Isn't there gold in the bottom of this?
I swear, it's a northern desert ship.
I don't know if it's under there.
I don't know if it's around there.
Well, they're almost out of the way, just the dash is dead.
sounds like a mine
in case it's not
It is forest.
It's in the beach!
Oh
Not free.
Oh, that's a good one.
God, man.
9-9.
Oh
but it's really good at shit, as if this is lava, that's still fine, it's not lava
Can you do something like this?
It doesn't work underwater, that's weird, I mean either it doesn't light at all and
then it makes sense
but if it lied it shouldn't blow up, if it blows up
remember things are wrong, it shouldn't blow up
it's unrealistic man
you have to put the TNT on the pressure plate
and how do I stand on the TNT
or how do I stand on the pressure plate
Swim down, yeah I mean I wanted to kill myself so that I would reset my health, but I realized
there's no wood in the left. It ain't that hard to follow.
Okay, that's really good.
That's very good.
Hello, Mr. Chat. This is your reminder to do your daily exclamation mark, let all do it or your ball will fall
all the beds. Alright, here we go. First try at lava somewhere.
really is a fucking job to find this lava
uh-huh
oh the clouds
Oh, that is... wait, wait, wait.
Full everything, but, yeah, very, very, very, very hard.
You're a wonder.
I don't know how to close the bash and it looks like it's a 13ish bash and there's lava
it's cracking us right now
we gotta walk on the bat on the fortress I think
we're gonna walk on the fortress
Okay, passion is through here, not far, but I don't want to victim, though we have a lot.
This is actually relatively close to the battleground it is.
This is the east is fortress, okay?
Minus 123 ish.
Zaddy.
I'm about to come.
Swap?
Oh my god, I'm about to come.
about to come oh my god about to come
here here here post come I gotta take a leak before
The fact that this is built in is going to cost us two minutes in total I think.
I can't parry line.
This is the direction.
of
death
of
death
of
death
It's fine, it's fine Chuck.
We don't have pearls, why don't we have pearls?
All that gold and we got 10 pearls?
That's what they are.
That's a hundred.
I guess we got 12,000 total, that's really, really bad, I think that's not really enough.
That's not nearly enough.
Hey, how'd you welcome back to Crispy FFA?
We've got Sony Jokes in booth, thank you.
That could have been something.
But the only seeds that are like potentials is when we're getting the fortress first.
Imagine if we get the bad shroom first.
Yeah.
Imagine the possibilities.
You can't imagine.
But I can.
It stole the fucking whole go skin it stole the fucking whole go skin it stole the fucking
Stole the fucking whole bosskin it!
It's going, it's going.
I was uh, reading a book for streams, I forgot.
I still haven't gotten a blacksmith today out, where are all the blacksmiths at, I don't know where I'm right now.
I don't understand these spikes sometimes.
That's the end of my alliance like this.
I don't think it's fair, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I think it's a mine or something.
Okay, now we kill ourselves.
Ah, where do I climb this over here?
Damn, they float quite a bit.
I should jump in the hole instead
I don't know what the fuck started there, but whatever.
It's not as a slower, it's a zooner with plenty of blocks.
the
authentically
Robo skin install that fucking
Robo skin install that fucking Robo skin
Okay, let's check this bash around.
of
unfortunately
Oh
Six obsidian
Most of it, we did one of the straights man. This Bastion is from the first ever record.
That's what I'm saying.
That is fucking insane.
On top of being fucking building, how fucking did I?
How dare you! You stole my childhood.
I'm in my 7 minutes break.
How dare you!
Please, force him!
The fucking Volvo skin I want oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
That's what I'm saying today. That's just great.
I'm fine.
It's a lot of it, you know.
What are we doing with this amount?
Uh...
There's nothing to do with that.
There's a village over there.
I said this lava let's play.
Lara pop.
Why is it popped?
Lara?
Oh shit.
Why can't I see Lara pop?
Where is that?
I saw lava pop.
What the fuck?
Are you in?
Dark.
Dark shit.
Hello, Fawcett.
Hello.
Why doesn't it target that?
Still a lot one blacksmith there, that's crazy.
the
Good, that fucking horse is suffering.
Good.
What is that?
I can't move.
What the fuck?
What?
You put me in a fucking...
A frozen...
The gods said I am free!
After 2,000 years of imprisonment...
You are nuts, for bad.
fuck this guy
I'm trying to back off.
There you go.
there's no bueno but no no
I think I'm gonna die now.
I'm gonna do something that's supposed to do it.
I think it's something like that.
That was a little timid.
Oh
There's some rare spikes
Although for some I'm sure you will beat the juicer and take the record back, but can you?
Install the fucking Wobo skin!
right Maldiv
Maldiv by what?
Okay
Hell, blacksmith.
And it's shot.
I think they're 9-9.
There's 9-9.
They have a lot of umbers.
Oh, we're going on any trees, newbie.
Dolphin.
Oh, that's not my team.
No bueno, no bueno.
no bastion unfortunately a fortress
another 21 bastion
I
That is a pretty good game.
I think we can get the maximum pair.
Simple there.
I'm not sure if this is worth, but maybe if you see surface lava.
Reduce the surface lava.
Okay, we have ourselves a run remorse.
We have ourselves a run remorse.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Let's...
We have a lava and we have a full iron.
Team left something to come back to the bridge.
you
Bro, they really troll him with his pads, right?
They really be trolling man.
I give up sir.
useless bashing
useless fucking machine
This, this, what do they call it again, these nuts, this white and black tree, what do
is called birch yeah thank you these birch trees they always grow next to like
the shore or on islands right they don't grow in land is that an indicator
no it's not I swear I don't think I've seen a fucking birch tree grow anywhere
Okay, well that that that the sides it
of
they're not all or no
Alright first proper blacksmith of the day I'm sure.
Double blacksmith.
Double blacksmith, double blacksmith, one more green emerald, knock it...
I'm in the upper room.
not you.
That's unlucky.
Two blacksmiths, one iron.
That is extremely unfortunate.
16.
Awesome. I am not impressed by your performance. Stop making so many fucking excuses. Stop
gender-pilling like a retard. Stop jumping into love every single time you see it, and
get the fucking record already
it is a vain for children to fuck with the town
you know nothing Jon Snow
do you know nothing Jon Snow?
This is the most difficult game in the world.
Alright, we're now stopped at the entry voicemen for the blocks.
That's pretty good, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good!
Aw, for fuck's sake.
That's crazy, I'm lucky.
Oh my god, I already had one.
Ooh, minus fucking 30 seconds.
Ooh, Charlie, that really hurts.
It's fine though.
There's no bastion.
It's 1 at 18.
I don't like that, dude.
I don't like that at all, but we're doing the blocks for it.
of
It's not a Fortress.
Oh, it's not a Dashing.
Was it Dashing?
It looked like a Fortress.
I guess it was the bad Dashing.
The only one that looks like a Fortress.
Which means the run was dead anyway.
Double blacksmith.
And the service now.
The service to the wellers.
I thought you had long hair seek out.
Wait, the record, I need to beat the record.
Babe, the juicer died of overdose 21 years ago.
No, can't beat.
Night voice awesome, follow night voice
I'm panning
One more diamond
Unfortunately, that is not viewable
Sadly
Okay, Darksmith.
Shaking.
We're surfacein' all off.
Darksmith, check in for surface lava.
Surface lava!
Would be nice.
Oh wow, that's nice.
One, two, three, four, all right, let's do this to start off with.
All right.
Where'd you leave all them go?
the
Okay, we can kill the thinnies but uh...
I don't know how to play with it
We did this
Do you have a stand here next to this fucking water pool?
Why is there no food?
When I have fucking three diamonds.
Now I'm gonna get water!
Fuckin' shit!
I've been fucking cursed seed.
Lint, lint, lint, lint, lint, lint, lint, lint, lint, lint...
Water flows?
Or as Bruce Lee would say,
AHHHHHHHHH!
Flows?
Alright, whatever you do, don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't give me anything.
But take from me.
should I just not even pick real seeds?
maybe it's fucking with my my shit
you might be fucking with my shit even though a nice blacksmith is really good
I think it's stalling me, especially if I go for increasing this viewer and to a lot
of viewer render distance and empty and stuff.
And then you have to go either or, no hybrid.
As you can barely see the black to me.
This one is a bitch.
It's a village.
It has a nice note.
Stay on your side, kid.
Turn your parents and you're fucking dead.
I think I see a secondary blacksmith actually.
I didn't need him. I didn't need him.
Alright.
Alright, that's very good.
Let's go ahead and check the other blacksmiths.
I'm serious.
I really have to go down somewhere and then you go out into water.
of
the
death
of
death
Okay
Are you trying right now?
It's like 50 girls
Please be loud up by the side
Alright, one and three.
It's fine.
Full village.
We get into the mash and it's going to be alright.
Yeah, it's going to be alright.
Alright, surely, c'mon.
I do know how to relatively close one, but it'll never be enough.
I do not have a relatively close one, but it will never be enough.
Will it be enough?
We'll do a 5 obsidian if that counts for something.
Alright, of course sadly our blocks aren't hard blocks, so I'm not going to tell you
I
The other side's a bad thing, right?
22. That's crazy.
I can't let them know I'm doing grass.
16. That's not enough. That's not enough.
That's infine obsidian when I need it for pearls.
That's very unlikely chat, unlikely trading, unlikely fortress as well, but I guess the
I don't see what's dead.
I'm going to go north the other way.
Probably this one.
Maybe this one.
6-6.
What do you think about 6-6?
I'm not playable right?
I'm not playable?
But if there's one man who can't play it, it would be me, this guy.
Okay, this could work.
Rage for Holoporto is the perfect condition for Holoporto.
conditions
Come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah!
Question, come on, come on, we got one question in this direction, okay, second question.
That is a tenable blast sh**t.
Uh, what's a blast sh**t?
Just, there I guess.
I should stick out here.
of
the
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Yeah, it's dead.
There was no gold.
And it's a dead Russian.
I'm the play role of pizza shit passion, that's where it is.
One blacksmith.
Okay, very good, backstip guy, there you go.
Oh my god!
That is insane!
All right.
a few blocks
okay
we just need to get the flint
ah fuck
we don't, yeah we need to get the flint
flint, flint, flint
should be easy flint over here
easy flint
okay we go over here
okay
alright, that's fine
Alright, here we go, chat, 230 empty, wait full food and shit.
It looks bad.
It looks very bad.
I should not build by him unfortunately.
why I'm unfortunately extremely not good that is ridiculous 26
Sebastian
I mean
So fucking bad unless there's one shot and that's the force in strats
We're just running the best fucking direction possible
And then we scan
It's my friend, it's your normal everywhere man.
It's your normal everywhere.
Get pearl.
There's no bastion.
There's no direction.
Get pearl. There's no Bastion. There's no direction to fucking pearl, man.
I keep pressing this village so it's hoping for a miracle.
I can't stop on a village addict getting the drills.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get a little bit of a better idea of what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to try to get a little bit of a better idea of what I'm doing here.
of
the
of
the
I guess we're about to find out.
Useless.
We've had this shit one.
I don't think it's useless.
I've just played Fortnum in Fortnum Basement.
I don't think so.
After the next one, welcome to my video.
It's a little 6-5-9 set was taken.
Put yoga, I think, you boys.
I don't know where I can go
Don't click the village once, it's a big one!
It's a bait!
What is it?
It's fucking bait!
One shit coming out. Good shit as well. And I think this ocean is an ocean, is a lava.
It could be. It could be.
We'll see, we'll see.
And when it gets to T.
And 9. I don't like 9.
What do you think about 9?
I don't like no food.
Ah, I'm going to...
...go this.
Go this.
And you can't stop me.
You can't stop me.
This sign can't stop me.
I can't move.
Oh fuck, I got punished.
But, did I get punished?
Stay tuned.
Stay tuned!
In the meantime, let's go ahead and do this and do that.
And then let's do this and that.
easy, easy chop
we're really getting fucked on these nethers huh, we really are
The only time we'll fucking get bashed, we'll get a fucking garbage bashed.
Yeah, it's dead.
This is not dead another.
I don't know if bashes can loot from here.
Oh yeah.
What are you doing here?
I don't think so.
I really don't think so.
You're winning this time.
No idea what I saw there.
But I didn't even know pressure!
or my treasure chest.
Know your place!
I
I think we have lava, I think we have lava.
It's a different sub. A sub-dead.
Start clicking on the bell, Jess!
Can't help!
especially not after seeing that 10 obsidian blacksmith 12 obsidian blacksmith
now i am addicted i hope
I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.
Badass. I'll take it.
I can't.
Wow.
This is a blacksmith here.
This is nothing mighty.
Okay.
That's a blacksmith.
Okay, new rule.
If I see the blacksmith, I'm allowed to take the village.
That is the rule.
That rules all people.
Oh, draw, I think that horrible junglerna.
I think it's our nine months.
Let's not...
I don't know.
I'm glad. Horrible Junglerna.
I think I started 9 months ago.
Let's not...
Why are you going to live like that?
That wasn't really a stick, yes.
Okay, it's the first time for everything.
Set your sex life chance.
and
How was it in this chunk?
That's fucking illegal dude.
That's fucking illegal.
I think I can stand again.
Right, what? This chunk?
That's going to be good, right?
That's a nine, right?
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I keep getting baited.
I am allowed to play Village Slava, okay here we go, big, big black smith, come on.
Learning the game, excuse me.
You have been playing for ten years. Aware.
Shut up!
I am still learning!
Can you shut the fuck up?
Also, I didn't hear you say no more links.
I definitely didn't say no more links.
no more laxness
This one?
Let's go
how can it be this one? fucking far away
That doesn't make sense.
Hello Mr. Forse, and the dragon here, I'd like to inform you, that I just underwent a
successful triple bypass heart surgery, and it made me wonder, if you are going to visit
me here in the end before i fucking die of O.A.
please clarify
yeah i'll put you to sleep in one of my many beds
i'll be there soon
Now please stop the game.
We do have some kind of lava I think.
Let's play this one.
I'll find a stower.
Come on, you're a sweet, sweet lover, you're a lover, you're a sweet, sweet flint.
the flanks
give me that sweet sweet fashion
I know about a shim.
Okay, let's go practice this one.
The reason why you're not winning the record yet is because you're not controlling the
You're saying that the language package is related to what?
RNG?
Self confidence?
Yes.
It's for luck.
And why didn't you say so earlier?
the government's in their way.
carrots, lobs and stuff
I don't know how to do that.
Dolphin?
Where is that lava?
I still do it.
Eleven.
Okay, fuck it.
wondering when does the learning segment of the stream paid in you can and small runners have
already had some 10 minute dragon kills please mr. force can you at least start trying and they
stole the fucking land with the pack well it's all we just need a fast bashing that's all we need
It's not the dead bastion, you know what I'm saying?
Let's do that without easy.
Ah, two pervy entry here, boys.
Very good.
I
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
ah look at that man, 1 at 21 direction
Let's fart and bear that.
Oh crap.
Let's fart and bear that.
Good evening, Mr. Force.
In the year 2000, 81 you will be banned from menikraft speedrunning due to the unfair advantage of knowing every single seats.
So unless you want to spend the next 55 years playing Manicraft without getting the record quit right now
You're alive.
Mr. Force, we've politely asked for the Hubble skin and the lab.
and the language back to be installed and used in this live broadcast.
For us, we will stand up for Ruckus.
Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno, Amicuno.
Let's build a new Pallori.
Man, that's fucking nuts, huh?
I have to go to the fucking 20 fucking squares
just to have the last square be fucking built in, man.
That's what the fuck are you doing?
The biggest blacksmith you've ever seen right here, right now, Serfislava, do you see it?
How many do you see it?
I don't see it.
Nicely, run this and keep walking back.
No, you don't see it. You don't see it. If I don't see it, no one sees it. No one is less blind than me.
Double Blacksmith. It's very important that we see
the lava here, chat. Very important.
Double Blacksmith.
Here we go.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This could work, but it's okay surface. Okay. Okay.
They're trying to reduce surface lava or jump down ravine.
I can not kill in the ravine but anytime I go fucking lesser you're disappointed
I'm gonna just, you know, step up here, freeze time.
I don't see anybody that's kind of far.
It was the, uh, head.
Hello, Mr. Force. The year is 2000.
69 and Chat sends a donor asking when are you going to learn the game?
You say for the million time.
I am just baiting donors. Pointless Lord Donutton.
Lord Donutton. Lord Donutton. Lord Donutton.
Lord Donutton.
Well, ain't wrong.
Alright. I can't see anything. Where am I supposed to place this block?
Come on, this is still fine, this timer is so good.
good start comes to those who wait
We got 1 bash and we've been... 16. I'm not happy about that. I have it.
I can't continue there.
How far is it?
We don't know.
11.
9.
10.
That is too far though.
It goes straight up.
I hope there's something there.
Let me out! Where are you?
Oh, hello. Oh, hello.
Alright, we have pretty much here now. 5.30 already.
You know, this is our manhunt.
Manhunt. We're gonna start at the bottom here and show you the time goal.
What the fuck are you doing?
Stop shooting each other.
I'm shooting each other.
I can't do any tournaments.
That's a lot of pigs though.
Okay, pretty long.
One, two.
Six.
And this is how it ends.
One, two.
I will force if you hear what it is the hero. No, no
Stay away
I won't watch the videos
This is impossible to find pretty much.
It's built in everywhere.
Every single path is just built in, man.
It's impossible.
It's too far to turn, it was built in.
There's no fucking way you find this for this.
All the way over here.
It was good then.
Eh, it's unlucky. I played it like a god, but...
Does he need more salt?
He's not here.
The water just has to be clean!
I'll be back in a bit.
The water is boiling.
I'll be back in a bit.
The water is boiling.
I'll be back in a bit.
Hello, Mr. Force. I hope this letter reaches you in time. There is a thief in the village.
At night he keeps coming in and stealing all the beds, and he attacks the iron golem
friend that protects the village. Please, Mr. Force, we need some help.
Sure, that'll be 10 I'm saving, and 6 I'll make it 7, it's not gonna be wrong this time.
That is trash.
I'm going to rush to the other side.
I'm going to stay with the other side.
10-4.
Do we just make it out of diamond?
I'm just kidding, okay, I am a kidding.
Ah, fucker.
One apple for the road.
I made two spoons in case you want one, Sherb.
Let's go and do that.
Uh, this is a ship biome. Can we salvage it by digging straight down?
Maybe so.
Did I not see a cave here?
Mike Coycey, there's someone here.
I go down there.
Explosion guard walking back as straight. We got the damage. Time notes.
I hear that. I hear, uh, no water.
Where's my water? Someone's feeding my water while I'm sleeping away.
Did I drink my water? In real life? Who knows.
I can't move, I can't hit water, no, you are not welcome here, ok everyone is to relax,
all relaxed
Alright, ahhh.
Alright, here we go.
What is this?
Entity account for ants?
Look 5.
Other trash.
to
the
20 fucking bashing, 20 bashing, 20 bashing, the build team, the fucking soul sand, the build team.
It's fucking dead seeds, off the dead seeds man.
Dead seeds, off the dead seeds.
We're on my alive stage.
That's a lot of villagers, huh?
Legendary portal holes?
SHIT!
What the fuck is my 9-9?
I can't.
No matter where I go.
It's a man.
Crossed it.
Can't be this safe right?
It only has, it only has.
Cross it.
Nobody gonna cross it.
The boss can't swim.
Nothing on lines.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to get it out of the way.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
what's going on here? is this one of those sub-chunk cases?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what happened to all of you.
Some bad man.
Where is that shit?
Where is it?
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
One more turn here, boy.
Oh shit, secret portal.
Oh shit.
This can be good, this village, I will take it.
I'm relapsing help.
I give it a like, but no block go to waste.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
That was something right there, is that a bad giveaway?
No.
Alright, come on.
Big, big, big yeee!
There's trees for ants, like four blocks in there.
Oh shit, get away from there, coward!
I'm already dead!
ten fucking nights
seven doors man
i can't even make the fucking...
three
I don't see any enemies, so...
This is as good as it's gonna get.
What the hell is that?
Is that something we're gonna play?
It's ocean.
Could be very good actually.
I think it's very good.
I'll just like need to put the pants on, drop the pants, got the ring in there.
I wonder if this is playable.
No, I don't think so.
There's your time.
What? So much gold.
Ready to forge? Ready to forge?
That's a big one.
I could just do this one, allow them some.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to get the right idea.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to get the right idea.
That's not what's weird.
It's a vine, come on.
It's been lava, I will solve all of my issues.
on
this level
Alright, got something.
See ya.
quite a bit I can't play all right to 20 and let's go let's go finally we get
into the basher right right Anakin
18 fucking best fucking flesh player who knows maybe we'll see a fortress right next to it
right?
Right at it kid
I find my calculations.
No, the helmet's dead.
I'm gonna need some box here, I'm ready.
We have a scene closer than it is.
All right, I didn't need that in the box.
I've already done some training here, I want to show you, I'm back to refining, and let's do like that.
Okay, here's another side of the south.
They're so mad.
They are unbelievable.
They are my favorite.
My meetings are sending.
Yeah, my favorite. My lead makes that sound.
I don't know how to make it. I think I'm gonna do it.
One, two, three, four, five.
Okay, one, two, six, seven.
well look at that I'm done with the bash in like 6 minutes I can't get a fucking fortress
that's pretty good
ah it's not gonna break me
that's my ride
that's very good luck
good luck man
I
12 silly 18 pros, running entrance, 48 string, and some terrible fun.
And we're running for fun, say it again.
We only got 17 cards, we can't actually throw unless it's the emergency team, emergency
I don't think I know where.
I see it, oh, God Locator, God Locator.
This looks like an emergency to me.
I don't have glowstone, I have to eat, fuck.
Okay.
I'm actually in the house, at the corner there.
I'll get back up and build up, and then I'll get back up and build up, and then I'll get
Hello, Mr. Force. Do you know the meme from the office where they're all pointing guns at each other?
Well, that's what it's like currently. Iran will release footage of Trump with Minerzy.
Attack to alien disclosure. But they just blame Russia.
Oh.
There was a display?
I'm so confused right now.
Why is it turning other way?
I worked in.
Oh my god.
Two strongholds?
Are we literally in the middle of two strongholds?
That's... then it has to be together.
That is so fucked up, I have never actually, I have never seen that in my entire life.
Can you even calculate?
What is the fucking thing saying?
Bro, it literally, bro.
literally is true to fucking strongholds that is so not I move like ten fucking I
move ten fucking blocks and it's another another fucking stronghold right
That is insanity.
Cancel first or second measurement by taking minus and measuring for others.
Bro, it's already dead.
If I am in the middle of two strongholds, that means that it's equally far to both strongholds.
That means that it's maximum distance to those strongholds.
That means that the run is far and dead.
100%
That's why you're nuts. I've never seen that.
I encountered him 4 years ago and probably lost face on the record.
Oh my god dude.
30 fortress is not something we like.
30 fucking fortress.
I did find it quite fast though.
All things considered.
can do you can't I think it in pearl because they only get pearls out of my walker like
Just turning here is a little bit of a shock for me.
right on top of it.
2 iron, that's not my favourite thing in the world.
I'm glad she not dead.
you
I'm trying to spike into this, I'm about to find out.
Come on Blacksmith, where are you going?
I had love I think.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not gonna reload that, I'm not gonna reload that because I have 40 billion seats, it's
gonna fucking take 40 minutes to fucking load.
That was a treasure, I think.
I pressed the wrong key.
I love them, nine.
Nothing here. There was one here. Bro, I am standing right here and I'm looking back.
Oh, I'm looking back, right. Fuck.
Sometimes the angle is really steep, so it's hard to determine.
Surface lava.
I'm going to take a look at this one, and I'm going to show you what I'm going to do with this one.
It's the wrong shape.
I have to check all my water.
So that my body can get rid of it before sleep.
So I wake up, have a good pee and this fucking creatine.
I have to remind myself.
you
Oh, we're fucking braced, man. Spinning the shit around, lad.
Oh
My little dude
Like if I do this one
If I do fucking very treasured my left wrist hurts really much because I fucking
I have to press shift F3 constantly and then tap and then fucking caps and shit
Like I don't know why you can't fucking rebind this huh? Why can't you rebind this F3 shift F3 shit man?
That's so fucking retarded
And if I do the right hand or if I do if I can village only once my right hand gets fucking carpal tunnel
You can
Yeah, we're not in game
3 wins and a 5-ish man to your badge. Z1 to 3 ninja. Mihaim, NG, MnTN, Valkus and Mind.
A 12k to 70 ace in the roses. Abdul, please. Abdul, please. Abdul is not pleased.
We haven't been doing enough ramada runs.
I can't see it.
Oh, a portal too.
Alright, that's one of being able to be completed actually, that's kind of unlikely.
Uh, alright, uh, we're looking to do this into that, right?
This into that.
Shoes on.
Where are the, uh, where's the wood?
What is that wood?
the
Oh
Practicing Ramadan this year, if not usual. It's a glitch to get a God seed. Well, even then you still won't beat the record.
EG, go next. EG, go next.
The refunder is next. So I don't mind.
I can't believe this man, where is the lava? Where is the lava?
It's unplayable! Unplayable!
I knew it didn't hit the TSP, by the way.
What?
That's an idea I'll tell you.
I don't, I don't, over there.
We're getting quite a bit of motherfuckers, but this is ridiculous.
There's the lava, there's the follow-up man.
All right, so you get all the shit now where is the lava?
Is it worth it?
Okay, okay, okay.
Can we get this food here real quick?
Okay, that's good. We have a full food here, I believe.
I don't think I want to throw it away. We've done such shit, Nethers.
But this has to be it. This has to be it.
No troll. No troll. This is it! Everyone relax, I have to make things.
Okay, where's this man at?
Don't scare him!
Now, Mr. Force, I cannot believe how truly unlucky you are.
You make no mistakes, yet the game continues to give you the lucky guarded seeds.
Did I mention you are also extremely handsome and not an artist?
I love Israel.
I think everyone is in the real incompetence right now.
Real incompetence right now.
We're almost not against it any more.
All right, very good.
Uh, let's go there.
Everyone shiv.
Please, shiv.
I love the car
8, 9, 8, 9, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 3, 10, 3, I think
3
10, 3, 10, 2
It's here. Forward. Left. It's the right. It's the right, which will be north. Be the
number north
I think they're down trading
2060
60
7
I need one more potion here
Okay, okay, chill, chill.
What was the number for the blacksmith?
For the fortress? 22?
23. I'm gonna check for uh, three.
Straight here.
Uh, shoot.
Uh...
BORIE!
Gidoo!
you
I couldn't throw it. What? What? Why could I spam click right click? I spam click the
right click why did the potion not get thrown no you don't understand I could
not throw it I thought like I was too late I spammed click the fucking I spammed
click the fucking right click I fucking promise I fucking spammed with the
right click mr. fours don't throw no way is he about to do it so GD go next GD go
next GD go next I GD go next GD go next GD go next GD go next GD go
next. I purred. I didn't. No, I didn't purr. I did not. I was holding my cards.
Okay, so we're not in any ring.
We're not in any ring.
It's okay, first.
We saw you tried to throw the potion.
That one, thanks for sure.
You danced in it right through the fucking Godseed.
Okay.
Over here.
Okay.
ah wait, one altitude? okay. as high as possible.
What are you story, you story thing?
Oh, I have toilet here.
I
Want to build the third
actually
This would have been problematic I want to run there
Go again
I
and then you throw another one, and then you throw another one, and you throw another one,
Go ahead and do it there.
And then you go back.
And then you go at minus 13, minus 13, minus 13, minus 13, minus 13, minus 13, minus 13.
I still built him.
It would have been very dead I would say, digging through this shit.
My professional opinion of course.
I'm gonna build here, 226 and my turn is over, so I build out here, I build out here, I guess
You want to be at what range?
No, you want to be down there 25?
All inventory of the field is poison and stupid.
A lady, ocean running dry, asking to drink the second one.
Fuelers, eyes, catalyze hand, right click.
The mass is rotting, a prison, only a copium, blaming the hardware in 2086.
I'll have you, I'll still let you through.
Say it.
I didn't get into the throne room there.
It's a ruby too.
This is really bad.
I mean, it was good, but I don't get me wrong. It was really unlucky that the potion didn't go off in the door, too, like...
But the ravines from all this are very stuffed.
All the way over here.
Yup.
It was, it wasn't lucky, but the nether, the fast travel in the nether was really poor.
It was through a thick wall you would have to turn around it
And then the building of the portal was also annoying in the air, we're there and we have to build that from the bottom
I'm gonna say that, I mean it was ravine as well
I just joined the live stream and witnessed you throwing a divine holy mother of God on a
seed on the first day of Ramadan.
Awesome!
The prophet Muhammad police be upon him said certain will be locked up during Ramadan.
Are you the certain?
Please verify.
I don't know how, I'm certainly unlucky as long as I swear I threw that potion man, I threw that something potion.
I threw that potion man.
100%
I don't like it.
of
Oh.
That was some air like a jet.
the
I think I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
Alright, I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
Say goodnight to the moon's cold crew, thirty-four.
I don't like this, I'm sure we can come up to some sort of a weakness, this is what we've
I've been practicing the boat thing for.
You two recent olive and Buddha seeds I now open the Department of Excuses led by Mr.
Sebastian Force.
Lucky.
Going by Mr. William Tim.
Hello.
Miss Shiturain.
Hi.
And Mr. Barry Turd.
Oh!
I'm well done.
Ah man, that was so unlucky man, that team with the potions.
That was so unlucky man, they couldn't have made a shot.
They could have been in, like technically.
They could have been in.
And also that is so unlucky because they wouldn't even like...
I would have had like three more seconds to throw that potions, really.
literally if it weren't for the fact that we get poisoned by the fucking stew exactly
when the potion ran out that is crazy man that is so unlucky let's be honest you have to agree
this is unlikely right that is fucking uh 40 planets aligning you know
it had to be that's crazy man oh my super lucky yeah I know did you have no other food left
no I do have other food left but I prefer to eat the stew which is the worst food while we're
waiting for places to respawn right because it's better to use the fish while you're purling
because it is faster and more healing, and it doesn't have side effects like poison and fucking blindness and low gravity or whatever the fuck, right?
So it was unlucky that we got the poison exactly from the stew, anything else would be fine, alright?
Exactly on the fire now, alright?
Let's be honest, let's be honest, that was just so only me.
you had bread yeah but same thing there same thing there you wanted to stew
when you are waiting next to this divorce anyway boys I will get it
we'll get it 100% right thanks for watching
thanks for all the subs, resubs, donuts, subs, good points, social periods, I'll catch you on the next one which is tomorrow
BOOOLIN!
Oh, bro, how old is this song by the way, Rune Escape, Old Scream, Escape Save.
This is an original one.
If I feel like I blame the Exhibition 33 Gap for stealing pineapple on pizza, game music,
but actually this song is very, very similar, so maybe it's totally from this island with
the volleyball thing, you know, in Exhibition 33.
Check it out.
Either way, I'm gonna be kissing.
Nice watching.
Bye-bye.