Aw, that's too good.
Quik it, person!
Hi, Mr. Force. Please click my link. I think you'll enjoy it.
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Good morning, Motherfucking Maze.
Good morning, ladies
How are you all doing today chat?
We good?
Challenge good you good you good
Golden Kappa train. Oh my god. I
Can't believe it Richie Lee and very nice
Thanks for waiting for me no problem
I was running a little bit long on the end from my bed, I was cooking, I was cooking.
Let me cook.
Let me cook, chat cinema cinema, let's see here, let's see here, let's see here, let's
I didn't burn it, I didn't burn it, no, I didn't burn it, my god, let's check this here right now, okay, there we go, alright chat, we got some Suburbanis, we got some Suburbanis, hey, sorry, thank you, man, 110 months, a little name, we got Genix, thank you, welcome back, Jim Ross is a chain explorer,
Inducted cake with the 129 months very nice. Very nice. It's up there five years though. That is that is a nice
Very nice no message. However
Enjoy the batch sir
Thank you, sir
Chat what's happening?
What's what news yeah for me today what's happening the one
Do you like pasta with pesto?
Yeah, it used to be a go-to in the household before pasta, pesto, and mozzarella tomatoes.
Very easy and quick to make. Post-stream meal, but now I don't eat anymore. Post-stream.
No more.
Deadlock is good now. So I've been told. So I've been told.
Well, the icons you are on your desktop for, these are previous sub emotes, I'll strike
them so when I add them.
Some of the previous sub emotes, sub raffle emotes, Archeron Nubiar.
Oh hello for son, have you heard, my new ember is Sanjina, oh oh
Nice to meet you, Sanjina
Ah, why did you get that?
How much garlic is too much garlic chat is the question I have for you today.
Is it good to put half or 60% of a garlic into the meal?
That is too much.
That is very good.
On two people, of course, not one person, but two people.
More than four garlic cloves make any food toxic, not joking.
Well, you gotta be joking if you think that the ratio does not matter.
You are retarded. If you put four fucking garlic cloves on a piece of bread,
or if you put it into a fucking half a kilo of bolognese,
obviously the ratios will not be the same and you are retarded understand but I
put I don't know how many clubs I put in but there was problem like eight
potentially nine
Divided into people and of course residue, spillage, whatever it means in the pan, you
know if you stir fry it.
But I think you can't have too much garlic.
Don't watch for mobile announced.
Always has been.
Study was done on competitive gamers, 30 minutes of cardio before gaming is a hidden cheat code.
Oh, I actually did 20 minutes of cardio just now.
I rarely do, but I had a little bit of me,
not like injury, but you know,
when you're starting to get,
it's a bit tense in one of the knees
from doing some squabbles.
I don't know which one you want to call it, it's pretty much the same.
Hello for son, for son it is me that I'm Santina, the transgenus Santa.
Nice to meet Santina, I hope you are mentally well.
Wait Santina, what are you?
Bye bye!
Too much roleplay with the Spotify
I am Glammy, welcome back to Peria, peace people junior
We got a lead voice agency's Clues for the 8 years
Here's to 8 more years of speedrunning
learning, aware, all the best sir, aware indeed, thank you very much sir, did you take three
grams of creatine? I took five, I took five, I'm taking five, I just don't drink for the
lost three hours before going to bed and it's fine. It's fine. I think, I think. I did
However, one day I skipped it, I skipped the creatine, because it didn't work out that day, and holy shit, your whole body just flushes out all the liquid that is supposed to be bound to muscle mass and stuff by the creatine if you don't take it for one day.
And then I really had to fucking pee in the middle of the night like fucking horse man
Like a fucking horse even though I didn't drink anything but three hours before
It was crazy
So that's what happens if you don't take creatine for one day. It's not that day
It's the night I would flush everything out
out. So it's the next day I guess where you would be sleeping as per usual again. But
it's fine. Take five grams a day in the morning like I do and then not drink for the last
three hours of the day. That is what I found to be the key to success. Key to success because
it does works I didn't want to I didn't want to stop doing it because I did do
like 25% more. Dear Fawcett and community we are very proud to be the today's
sponsors of the variety segment without too much spoiling we would love you all
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You're a Minecraft team.
Okay, here bro, my team man.
Venus, welcome back, German.
Uh, creeper place.
Thank you for listening to this.
Create a golden cap of bog.
What's in it?
The fair, uh, bend the uni.
Got the golden cap on ice.
Very nice.
Reformed Ocelot, Ibrace,
I've been in the library for 11 years, hello!
He says, hello.
11 years, hello 11, thank you.
We're gonna get a 12 year bachelor's and we got some real old schoolers up in this bunch.
Real old schoolers.
are we check out the links or what? check out the links
good afternoon. It is becoming increasingly more clear that you need to admit your flaws
to be able to overcome the doblem. You know what they say, narcissists are not able to
better themselves. You must admit you are a narcissist to beat the record.
The
Monato home was a revolving door of gang members coming to have their way with Junko.
One of the worst days saw 12 different men abuse her.
By the end of her captivity, reports say she was violated upwards of 400 times by 100 different
men.
The attacks didn't end at rape either.
Hiroshi and his friends tortured Junko day in and day out.
The boys treated Junko like a sexual science experiment.
They inserted dangerous objects into her anus and vagina, including metal rods, lit matches,
bottles, fireworks, scissors, skewers, and light bulbs.
I am a professional lacer and I run useful bachelors and was forced to lay her own laces.
I recommend you get the Garmin 4Runner 965 watch.
It's pretty good for running.
Garmin 4Runner 965 watch is pretty good for running.
by the end of the
the
and she smelled like she was rotting from the inside out.
The boys lost sexual interest, so they kidnapped and gang-raped a 19-year-old woman.
Luckily for her, she escaped before suffering a similar fate.
The police failed Junko twice during her 44-day ordeal.
One of the boys Hiroshi invited over was so sickened by the scene that he told his older brother.
The brother told their parents and the parents called the police.
But when the police arrived at the Monado household,
Shinji's parents assured them that everything was fine.
There was no girl being held captive.
Don't be ridiculous.
Another time, Junko got her hands on a phone
and called the police herself.
But before she could utter a word,
the boys grabbed the phone and dragged her away.
When the cops showed up, Shinji convinced them
it was a mistake.
It wasn't like the boys were known as sweet kids
in the neighborhood.
The police knew they were troublemakers and gang affiliated,
Yet they still took Shinji's word.
As punishment for calling the cops,
the boys doused Junco in lighter fluid and set her on fire.
Junco was broken, beaten, and burned beyond repair.
It said that blood had filled and hardened
in her nasal cavity, meaning she could only breathe
through her mouth.
Her stomach wouldn't accept water anymore.
She'd vomit it up immediately.
January 4, 1989 was Junco's last day on Earth.
The story of her death revolves around a game of mahjong.
Some sources say Junko beat them at the game,
but given how destroyed she was by that time,
the more likely version is that Hiroshi lost 100,000 yen
gambling on mahjong and took his frustration out on Junko.
Hiroshi was so upset he covered her head to toe
in lighter fluid and set her on fire.
Okay.
But we're having a massive snowstorm right now, and I've heard that he's asked people
to come out and help shovel the snow.
Okay, so you get a shovel and you start shoveling, right?
What the heck?
You're not going to help too much, but you can help.
And hello, darling.
How are you?
No, a break behind you, look.
My friend, right?
Are you okay?
Yes, you.
Are you okay?
are you okay? Good. Good. Are your eyes okay? I gave her money to get her eyes fixed. A lot of
money to get her eyes fixed. That doctor ripped me off, but that's okay. And when do you go?
Well, you get them done, it's a pretty, it's an operation, but it's a hundred percent,
you know, it's great.
Good.
You're going to, 2020 vision year, she's almost blind, cataracts, she's almost blind.
And with one operation, that'll take a very short period of time, hope you have a good
doctor. He's an expensive, he's an expensive doctor, top of the line, right? But you know what?
You're going to have 20-20 vision, because they notice you're wearing glasses. I saw you yesterday
in television wearing glasses, and I said, well, but anyway. But, you know, speaking of your family,
it would be a lot different right now, except for the election. So I always say, it's too bad,
that happened and if I had it to do again it's despite the tremendous job we're
doing now I wish it could have been the other way because we wouldn't even be
having this meeting right there'd be nobody I wouldn't have gotten to know
you but it's gotten to know you under very bad circumstances right the worst
circumstances so what's the virus going on one of those things but the thing I
can't understand is why the press isn't more supportive. They're so dishonest.
The stories, the polls, they poll you. They say, oh, the angel mums. I think the
angel mums are the finest people I've met. I mean, the angel mums are families
and dads, but these are unbelievable people. What's to be, why are they so
angry with angel mums? They had their child killed, stories that are so
horrible I'm not going to mention a couple of people are in the room what
they did with the child after they murdered the child it's not even and
and these people are actually on the side of the criminal I don't get it
some day you're going to explain it to me but I don't think you can it's crazy
Laura Wilkerson is another American mom who's 18 year old son Joshua
Joshua was horribly beaten, tortured, and murdered by an illegal alien who went totally crazy.
And... just went to school.
And I'd like to ask Lorde to come up and say a few words.
Hi, uh, the Franks School.
Hey, Moe-chan! Are you going to go to school again?
Yeah, again.
If I can't see you here, I'll rip off the first one.
I'll be back in the fish tank.
I'll shoot you with a spearhead.
I'll take your necklace.
You're a god, but I can't see you here.
Do you really have the guts to mess with me?
I noticed your good evening says good evening also have you said no more good evening please good evening Mr.. Good
Australian heart.
All right.
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Is this
I'll kill you.
I
Listen, I just like turned around like five six times now like
Hi, hey, what's up, um, please ignore the
mess that is this room this is a really informal video so I was too lazy to
clean before starting so I on Facebook posted that I'd be willing to take
anyone's questions on pronouns I am myself a non-binary transgender person
who uses they pronouns as well as Z pronouns and I'm also a linguist I've
studied linguistics and multiple languages. I really like language and grammar. So yeah, I just figured I would share whatever
knowledge I can with anyone who has questions. And quite a few people ask specifically about
real pronouns. So instead of taking the time to write it all out, I thought I would just talk it all out.
So that's what this video is for. Well, to start with, I should probably explain what
what new pronouns are, just to get us on that footing first.
So pronouns in English or any language are words that take the place of a noun.
For instance, if I say something like, Leah is my wife, she is my wife, she is a pronoun.
Oh no, I lost my book, I lost it.
It is a pronoun, right?
Okay, pretty easy, right?
But when we're talking specifically about like transgender and non-binary stuff, we're
talking specifically about personal pronouns, the pronouns that we use for persons.
And so she is a personal pronoun, because it's my wife who is a person, you know, pretty
simple stuff.
And most people who don't know anything about non-binary stuff would assume that the two
options English has for these pronouns is in the third person that is is she or
he right you can use she her hers herself or he and his himself and then a good
number of people are little more knowledgeable than that are aware that
some people also use they pronouns so for instance using myself in a sentence
Avery is cool. They love language. Two cats live with them. But yeah, they pronouns, he
pronouns, she pronouns. Those are not Neo pronouns. Neo pronouns, you might, if you
know anything about prefixes, Neo means new and then pronouns. So they're pronouns that
are fairly new, right? That he, she, they, these have been around in English for centuries
and centuries and centuries, whereas neocronons have been invented relatively recently, most
of the ones that we have on record are from the 1900s or the 2000s.
And now you know, educational stream which...
Good evening.
They are the words that any parent would want to hear about their daughter.
She is such a remarkable little girl.
For a girl named Jazz, the word remarkable doesn't begin to cover it.
At just 11 years old, she has taken what most children and their families would regard as
a terrible secret and brought it smashing into the open.
She is the brave and beautiful new face of a child born in the wrong body.
She's got a little little...
Describe Jastros.
Vibrant and happy, full of life.
Self-confident, beautiful, glowing.
Feminine.
Self-eminent.
She wears pink cleats on the soccer field.
Do you want to try new bra?
And padded bras.
She not only dreams of mermaids, she swims like one.
She didn't know it.
Would you believe this 11-year-old girl was biologically a boy?
Let's get this straight, Jazz.
Are you a boy or a girl?
I am definitely a girl.
Like, that's all I consider myself as.
I'm sorry, I know I never do anything with my hair, but...
Jazz is transgender, a boy living as a girl.
As a girl, brain and boy body.
All right.
When we first met Jazz in 2007, she was only six years old and one of the youngest documented cases of an early transition from male to female.
Well, some things like God made me special because there aren't very many little girls out there that have a penis.
At age five, her parents, Nat and Greg, made an extraordinary decision.
They allowed jobs to openly identify in the opposite gender, because they and their doctor
were convinced this was not a phase, but a condition now called gender dysphoria.
A phase is called a phase because it is just that.
It ends.
And this is not ending.
This is just getting longer.
August 12, 2013.
It's difficult as it is for people to understand.
You only had to walk into Jazz's bedroom as I did.
Oh, how pretty.
to know this was not a passing fad.
It was filled with girly things, dresses, and dolls.
But it was a picture she drew
that made Jazz's world crystal clear.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, Dan, for meeting me today
while you're over here in the UK.
Thank you for coming.
How did you come to realize that you were suffering
from narcissistic personality disorder?
Well, it pains me to say that I'm a typical narcissist.
I grew up in an abusive environment,
physical abuse, psychological abuse, verbal abuse.
This is usually the template upon which narcissism grows
and from which it emanates.
It pains me to say I'm a typical narcissist.
I spent my life denying that anything's wrong with me.
Because a real narcissist would be like a better narcissist.
To myself and to others, until I've hit rock bottom,
and I've hit rock bottom three times in my life,
every time I hit rock bottom, I was diagnosed
by a qualified mental health practitioner as a narcissist,
someone with a narcissistic personality disorder.
It didn't sink home the first time.
It didn't strike home the second time.
the third time I said to myself I have to find out what this thing is. It's cancerous,
it's malignant. I keep losing everything I have. Starting with loved ones or people
I believed I loved. And ending with property and finances. So everything was crumbling
around my ears time and again.
Is that what you mean by the rock bottom that you do?
I was left penniless, loveless, I've been abandoned, my wife divorced me on the second
occasion, I lost my reputation, I wasn't able to function in my profession and so on and
so forth.
So this happened once and then twice and then thrice and each and every time the narcissistic
personality disorder kept cropping up, kept popping up and I said myself I've got to
find out what this is. The second time I've been diagnosed in jail. I've been tied for
financial fraud, securities fraud. And I was forcibly, it was part of my probation condition.
So I forcibly attended a series of diagnostic tests and then quasi-sudo therapy. And again,
narcissistic personality disorder, cropped up.
So I had to find out what this is.
And I began to search for information.
I was flabbergasted to discover that there was nothing
on the topic, literally nothing.
The diagnosis, narcissistic personality disorder,
was added to the diagnostic and statistical manual in 1980.
That's so interesting.
The sign.
15 seconds.
Oh!
That might mean it's safe.
Noo, that skin don't work.
Okay, I'm gonna jump this one, bro.
Really?
Coupcans don't like that one.
I'll do for the whole ride.
No!
One second!
No!
Oh!
Whooo!
Dang!
Now what everyone's been waiting for?
The revive round.
This is Russian Roulette.
You have the option to stand in front of this gun,
and you either die or survive.
Surviving, you can revive five people,
but dying, you'll revive some of them, and you're out.
Bobby, dude, definitely wouldn't revive me.
He's like a day one.
No, I ain't reviving him.
Oh, you did? Come on. What?
All right, if Obi can hear me, gotta hit the revive.
Hell, nah.
Any of you have friends that you want to revive?
Gaming Skeleton, you're trying to go?
All right, you can write down the five names
in that book that you want.
Or are you going to do the YouTubers?
All right, let's see if you're going to die or survive.
Oh, he made it.
Did he get three vibes or what?
No, he didn't write anything down.
So he just did it for nothing.
All right, next person, all the YouTubers.
Oh, let's go.
I'd like to go in the chamber.
First person to drop a switch player. My chat is my fifth revive
That's a lot of war choose either the blue or red team. All right, let's go red team AJ. You're coming with me
We want you in that team pervert
All right, let's start gotta flick the levers as fast as possible. Oh my god
I've got enough done all the villages on the other side
While this is happening check out my merch guys, isn't it fired?
I knew I shouldn't have been on your team team. Okay, not just for that. I'm not trying anymore.
Our man is looking fresh with my merch.
Is it grog's? That's what it took out all the new grog swag.
Dude, you're down to one!
My fingers!
Uh, brain has more people.
Keep pulling, keep pulling!
No!
Beep-toe! Beep-toe!
Aaaaaaah!
Oh!
What?
Crazy, dude.
See, what I- I always knew that we were gonna win.
Get out!
I'm sorry.
Ah!
Now that there's 13 people left, I didn't see!
I didn't see.
Oh no, I already feel my belly bubbling up.
As a seeker, you must kill one person.
As a hider, you have to find the exit or survive for 15 minutes.
I'll just be a hider, let me know when it starts.
You know what? I want to join Wihic team. He looks like he knows something.
I farted in a little poop came out.
Bruh.
Alright, go!
C'mon, c'mon!
How much can I start to the hiders get?
Uh, none.
What?
The hiders must make it past the hunters to make it to the exit.
Oh my god, oh my god, where is the exit?
Oh no, oh no!
Oh, come here!
Oh my god, he stole my kill!
Alright, this hunter is safe!
Well hold up the guy that guy'd look familiar. Nah, he was on the losing team. Let's check the replay. What happened here?
No, I blasted him onto the other side
Where's the exit?
He's gonna be so upset. I'm already upset
It's really good.
Let's cook three bowls.
Wow.
Three beef, three intestines.
Three fried sauce.
Three cucumbers.
Let's cook three bowls.
How many noodles do we have?
12.
Okay.
Let's make a bowl.
15 bowls.
Let's make 15 bowls of noodles.
Three cucumbers, three fried sauce.
Three beef, three intestines.
Wow.
There's a lot.
It looks a bit thick.
Wow.
It's a little bit uncomfortable.
It's been a long time since I've seen this kind of noodles.
It's been a while since I've seen this kind of noodles.
Let me try it.
It's good.
This is the pan.
They have a small noodle restaurant here.
They have all the noodles here.
They used to have the Yuchang family.
That's the one.
Boss, we're going to cook wine for 30,000.
We're going to cook wine for 30,000.
This is the first time I've seen you like this.
Wow.
That's a lot of meat.
Okay.
We're done with the meat.
Wow, this one.
Wow, wow, wow.
It's very juicy.
The county is juicy.
Right?
This is like a Chinese version of Chinese.
Chinese version of Chinese.
There's not much salt.
It's delicious.
Wow, it's really good.
Actually, you guys didn't smell anything.
Actually, I already smelled it.
It's really good.
It's really good without the flavor.
Without the flavor, it's really good.
It's not fattening.
Yes.
It's too clean.
It's clean too.
I'm a bit disappointed in myself.
Okay.
Wow, look at you.
It's delicious.
Is there any flavor of the noodles
that you can't taste?
No.
Don't touch it.
You guys come here and I'll burn it.
I didn't hear you say no more links so a sitcom I would say here's a fucking sitcom link
all right thank you thank you shut the hell up man all right I don't know if we get that
as of in the six years thank you enjoy the bunch and ks-23 with the four four years what did
I say chat yesterday I said ks-23 I think that guy is the sub of mine for sure in the fucking
video with the fucking doll doll person remember I fucking told you the fucking
guy was in the fucking doll face video man
yeah it was a KS23 underscore without yeah but I mean I hope what who would
name their fucking account, one of the odds of KS23 underscore is not this guy.
Yeah, a fucking odd account.
Thank you for your answer.
When will you be the regular in this force today?
Today for sure.
Balgium in the name of Mankina.
Tiny.
Blackstone.
Rosa.
Angus the movie.
at home with 87 months in the ladies.
Nothing guys, how you doing? Back on the road again and today me and Sam are in Blackpool.
We have come to try one of Blackpool's most staple meals.
Now, what is that? Is it fish and chips? No, it's not. It is the pound burger.
Yes, so we're not going to go to Higgins because I've already done that.
We're going to find one that Sam says is 99 pence or somebody's undercutting him.
And I want to know, is it as good as his, right?
Is it worth 99, please?
And what is all these praise of birds for a queen?
It's nuts. Now, it's all going on here in Blackpool today.
Who's your grandpa? Who's your grand?
Thank you.
There's a little place down here that's doing burgers for 99pence I believe.
Oh, that's impressive. I hope you enjoy it.
Yeah, thank you. Nice to see you.
Nice to see you mate, thank you.
So as you can see, it's pretty busy here in Watpole.
This time here it's cold out, but it's busy.
So Sam, let's get us running shoes on.
Let's get through Blackpool and get a burger.
Bam! Super sailors, 99p beef burger, 99p hot dog, 99p small tea, chips, right, do you know what?
We're gonna give this a go Sam, let's go in, let's see what it's all about.
We're gonna spread it, we're gonna break the ban, Sam, do you want a burger?
Yeah, I'm gonna stretch it, get you a burger, let's go.
We're ordering a look against wall. Put this down.
It's cheap, it's cheap in here.
This is like a proper cheap restaurant.
We need to make changes.
We're going to leave all that on, because if that's how it comes,
that's what we're having.
We're going to get two of them some, because I want you to try one.
We're going to go for a 99p hot dog.
We're going to go for the small fries for 99p,
so there's no extra chance for me at all.
Do you want a bro? Yeah? What do you want? Tea or coffee?
Tea please.
Let's get two teas. Two small teas.
Bank them in there. Get them in cart.
Right, mate.
We've got a burger, a knock dog, a small fries.
I'd like to see if we can find out else.
So we'll get some chicken nuggets for £1.99.
What about that?
Got them. Try it.
Try it. Do you know what? You're right there, Sam.
Let's see the difference. Well done. Right, the classics. We'll go for the big taste.
Drop the dirty guy.
I'll tell you something. I do miss having interactions with people. I've got to say that. Right,
wow, £9. Get that something. £9.43.
So we've got two burgers, an hot dog, fries, two teas and then a big burger. So we've got
One, two, three, three burgers, a knockdog, a small thousand to old range for 9.53.
What is going on?
That's very cheap. I'm sure it is great.
That's for...
I don't know if this is Twitch2ishFriendly.
I'm pretty sure it's not.
Brother shooting people how's that to us?
I mean how's that YouTube to us?
But yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
I remember watching something before like many many years ago and twitched it up like that
Like five six years ago
PQ something about seven us last slurps forget our with the five years by my
Can you get a fortune fist today today? Damn right with a sec?
Thank you very much. You can start up. Man in a job leader. Thank you
I got a risk of play once I hit it.
How did you know who that was?
And you want to be my latex cell.
Name please.
Uh, Seinfeld, uh, he made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.
I'm kidding around, of course.
Um...
Oh, can I let you see it here?
66 years old?
Yeah, well, he's some perfect hell.
He works out. He's vibrant.
He'd really like that.
Why do people always say that?
I hate everybody.
Why would I like him?
What do you think?
Could you go out with a 66-year-old woman?
Well, I'll tell you.
She would have to be really vibrant.
So vibrant she'd be spinning.
It's so vibrant she'd be spinning.
Well, I'm sorry.
We have no mid-size available at the moment.
I don't understand.
I made a reservation.
Do you have my reservation?
Yes, we do.
Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.
But the reservation keeps the car here.
That's why you have the reservations.
I know why we have reservations.
I don't think you do.
If you did, I'd have a car.
So, you know how to take the reservation?
You just don't know how to hold the reservation.
And that's really the most important part of the reservation.
Behold it. Anybody can just take it.
Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.
There we go.
The supervisor.
You know what she's saying over there?
What?
Hey, Marge, see those two people over there?
They think I'm talking to you.
So you pretend like you're talking to me.
Okay, now you start talking.
Oh, do you mean like this?
So it looks like I'm saying something
but I'm not really saying anything at all?
Now you say something else
and they won't yell at me
because they thought I was checking with you.
Okay, that's enough. See you later.
I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.
Yeah, it looked like you were in a real conversation over there.
But we do have a contract if you would like that.
Fine.
All right.
Well, we have a blue Ford Escort for you, Mr. Seinfeld.
Would you like insurance?
Yeah, you better give me the insurance,
because I am gonna beat the hell out of this man.
I'm just a friend.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, do you still want to see a movie later?
I wish I could, but we're friends.
I'm just gonna go wash my hands.
Good idea.
There's a beach towel on the right.
Yeah.
Jerry!
Jerry, my, my, my, my head dry, I ruined the picture.
I know I need another one, and I can't get back into the forbidden city.
Who is that?
Jerry!
I need to meet another picture of man here.
I'm begging you.
If I get it for you, will you take me to that club and show me a good time?
Yes, yes, all right, anything!
a good time. Yes, yes, all right, anything.
Got it.
So what are we doing here?
Oh, you'll find out.
I don't know. You're acting very mysteriously.
Well, I'm very mysterious by nature.
I thought I wouldn't find that a trick.
You'll find it annoying.
Hello!
Uncle Leo!
Come on in.
This is Amy.
Hello, Amy.
Uncle Leo, what are you doing here?
Jeffrey, we're not tonight.
Very convenient.
I suppose to take this nature show for me.
He loves nature.
Botany, zoology.
You know, as Barthney teacher from college stays in close touch with them, they became friends.
Really?
That's pretty rare.
I mean actual friends.
Like meatballs.
They have dinner together, they have discussions.
What the hell?
Did you leave any tickets here for me?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Well, I'll get them.
Thank you.
What tickets?
To the Paul Simon concert in the park.
We are going to the Paul Simon concert?
That's right, lady.
Oh, so that's why you've been acting so mysteriously.
Now you know, that and that alone is the reason.
You know, Jeffrey's favorite animal?
A leopard.
Why is that?
He likes the spots.
Oh, here's the tickets.
Thank you.
Oh, he asked me to give you a message.
He said that he's very sorry
Sorry. And he hopes you'll forgive him.
So it's true, you were making out with him.
What are you talking about? I don't know, Jeffrey.
Oh, so this is why you brought me up here.
I was very convincing, but it's not going to work this time.
What are you talking about?
All he meant was that he was sorry that the seat started very good.
Oh.
Want to get some pizza?
I'm not home unless we cut the record store again. I'll tell you about it.
Mr. Steinbrenner?
That's what they call me.
Your grandchildren are here to see you.
Oh, wow! Send them in! Send them to TITAN!
Get the fuck out of here!
Come here, you little kids!
You're the whole value, people!
Come here! Come here!
I'm on a ride on the Steinfony Express!
Get off here!
Oh, okay.
No further names. Thank you very much.
Yeah, we are done, Zoro.
Finally.
Finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally, finally,
finally.
We're done.
The show must go on.
All right, chat.
We got some extraordinarily bad Nether RNG yesterday.
today. So today it has to be good, right? That's how it works. RNG. Got a little bad
RNG and it's compensated by good RNG. So I've heard. So I have heard. Let's get it, let's
Let's get it.
Game capture is working.
Some Dragon practice day.
I wonder if the dragon practice map got deleted
when I did all the seeds.
Well, let me know because I don't need no practice.
I don't need no practice.
Oops.
Let me just.
All right, we should be good.
We should be good. Ladies and gentlemen, we are not good.
Oops, I didn't mean to burst out.
Alright, we fucked up the godship.
Okay, now we should be good now should be good
Let's get it on let's get it on starting off with a gig of blacksmith cope and copers
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Break the curse. You must admit your flaws, Mr. Flawson.
You must admit them to yourself.
To break the curse you must say the following words.
It pains me to say
that I am a narcissist.
Only then can you take the record back from blonde haired twink.
Excuse me, would a narcissist have these guns?
I
Full ship, oh holy fuck, miss Alon, that's fine, we can blast it into ship, well this
has to be the god speed, right?
bread. I thought it was the homeless guy. Yeah, you said install the homeless, you know,
say installed liners file which one is it not
you have to make up your mind
you're gonna ship here
I think it's like you get shipped
8 9
Ah fuck
Ahhhh, what am I doing?
Ahhhh.
Fuck.
Not great.
That's fine.
I'm not buying.
Are you warming up?
Those hands are not buying.
All right, that should be good.
What happened to it?
Alright.
A little bit of warm-up needed of course, but we got our first nether, didn't skip
so far.
Alright, we got one bashing somewhere.
There's the direction.
Alright.
I don't know where it is, I think it's here.
But it's built in.
It's built in.
Maybe
I see something over there. That's a bashing.
I'm assuming that's the bashing I saw.
Hey, there's a bashing behind us.
Okay, so this is the built-in one.
So this is the new one over there, which is a fake fortress.
Then this one is the grip.
This one is the grip.
Unfortunately...
Well that widescreen jingle actually saved us some time there.
Some dead run time, you know what I mean?
So I guess it's useful, but I don't know.
Hello?
I'm gonna talk to you in a minute.
I
Like the whole board
Blacksmith over there, Blacksmith over there, show me your moves.
iron up enough there's a portal over there actually that changes things I
I think
Okay
Don't we do something like this
Hello, mr. Force
Having followed your stream for a while and decided to try playing many craft for the first time last week
I have now beaten the juicers record one hundred and fourteen time. Why is this taking so long for you?
Please use a deal
You are a liar and a
Liar and a cheat
All right, this is possible. It's no no onion
Blacksmith lava is gonna take fucking two years
We can do it, we can do it chat, we can do it, we have full food and gold, it doesn't
take that long, right?
It's fine.
It's not 4 minutes, it's still good.
Oh, where's my gravy?
Where's the gravy?
What?
Did I not take it from the monster one?
No, I didn't.
I didn't take it from the monster one.
Did I not take it from the monster one?
Alright, I win.
Yes.
Shit portal.
Shit.
Okay.
It's
interested
what ?
for non-tASY ?
Yeah, it's probably not it's coming you're gonna have to kill the skull them first
There's the pair of his...
Uh, water. Where?
We are looking for gravy on the way, we are looking for gravy on the way, we are looking
But really on the way
Okay, there's no gravy.
Okay, I got rid of this water.
Come on, find Cucksack in the Gravy man!
I'm going to serve this lava for a change.
Wait, isn't that circus level?
Like two o'clock.
Yeah, it is.
Okay, we got it.
We got it.
We got it. We got it. We got it.
That is huge. Jeans? As well.
Hello Mr. Force, I noticed your title says, cutting the juicers back in the fridge.
Does this mean you hate juice?
I know your late wife was German, but I think this is going too far.
Way too much anti-Semitism nowadays.
Please clarify.
Different kind of juice and also the reason we put it in the fridge is because someone
preserve it right first time it's possible
this is lava but I need maybe I just killed dollon for no reason
that's because this guy is striking me
Alright, we got some blocks out of it, not optimal that would be bad stuff.
The door distracted me.
one
of
I don't know how to get over there though.
As you go across there, you can even get those blocks.
You can even get those blocks.
I was just fucking dead man, this terrain is just dead.
I don't see a fortress, I like the fucking lava sea there.
and not the owner of the back talic to get richie
talus free is soony
thank you
that works
3
2
1
3
1
3
That is good, I am from over here.
of
the
death of
death
of
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Unfortunately.
No bashing.
Very unfortunately.
Oh
Or son
He's got new shoes, and if you wanna try, you can ride him too.
We are the Boston boys.
you
Okay, that works
Oops
three on me
Well, that's me done.
not much luck on these grilles
Alright, not the best ending to do, but what can we do, we got fucked by the golem, and
we got fucked by the baby.
Good evening, Mr. Force. I noticed your title says games and shit. The game looks a little boring, but it's a game so good job.
As for the shit, I can only assume it's in the top right. Thanks for clarifying.
Well, that's not me, so...
Please install the language pack for blind base.
Are you referring to my timer or referring to me in case you failed or maybe a one-step ahead?
That is referring to twitch chat. I wouldn't be surprised.
So sharp.
Okay, that's good, that's pretty good.
I think he wants some trade food.
Ah fuck, now he appears.
I
Do we have any lava up here?
That looked like it could have been, actually.
Is there lava at like at two o'clock?
See that little pit there?
Where's that bait? That's bait, right? That's bait.
Welcome back, my name is Colin, I'm the Rustic Cushion and I'm the Vinto.
Yes!
Thank you man.
I don't, I can't even do the...
How do I do this? There's no block underneath.
I guess I'll do something like this.
I don't know if I will.
We got this
No
Turn the fucking editor all for the blind face
Fucking editor all for the blind face
Turn the fucking aridder off of the blind face turn the fucking aridder off of the blind face
Yeah, yeah, I said 90
Blind bits
Thanks for watching!
you
No shit.
of
so far we fucking know
of
nice well, nice well
Might as well just take a little sneak peek at the nether which does have a bash in but
I'm gonna get that.
It's a cross to Davan there.
Yeah, the fort is over there.
Wait.
No.
It's dead.
Too far.
Could have been.
Seven.
Oh my god, that is fucking...
Okay, sub 2 gravy, that's pretty good, now we just need lava.
I didn't check for the day
Miley and I are in here
Where do I...
Ha, a stack
It was morning when there was none
of
Okay, you're low.
fuckin piece of shit man
This is it, Ocean Blacksmith, come on now.
Where's the blacksmith though?
Bread's mixed, okay.
Is it not a though, maybe we're gonna ship it in.
I've been thinking of making a Linux distro based on you with some Mace.
We will call it Forcimus.
The main feature will be an embedded Twitch stream on the desktop.
It will be infinite content cause you will never break the record in this life-time
It's the life time
Well, it's a million dollar idea who knows I know
all right come on is the sub 3 if you give me fucking airy
hello mr. force love the manycraft stream i couldn't help but notice your title says
Putting the juicers back in the fridge.
Today.
Easy recall.
However, yesterday, a title said today.
Does that mean today is yesterday or tomorrow?
Please clarify.
Ahh...
I'm making it very complicated here.
Not sure I follow.
Come on, okay. Anyway, I'll just make this.
Too close.
Looks like this nether is uh pretty good, looks like this nether is uh pretty good.
the dead regardless of our overworld.
She never wins.
I... yeah...
What did I say?
18.
With no blocks.
That's GG right?
That's what you need for sure.
We didn't even have an iron pickaxe, we didn't even have an iron pickaxe.
what's with me 18 away she know the violin
Okay, we got a portal, blacksmiths, obsidian is good guy here, be a good guy.
Oh my god, it's in.
Even though we did not get iron, that should be technically enough, I feel like.
I
of
All right, let's go for it.
This is Lama.
1, 2, right? 1, 2, 3.
One on me and on this one.
I'm breaking.
Okay, we have two options.
Either we finish the portal
and get an Iron.
or we'd make a bucket and we'd do the lava.
What would I rather have? Would I rather not? Yeah, would I rather have the pickaxe, of course.
Yeah, let's do that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Uh...
Hi. Let's go.
1 at 18.
in this direction
of
That's pretty bad.
I think it's here.
I guess we have to dig through.
Oh my god.
piece of shit built in and shipped
six that's good very good
All right, let's go and do this.
I swear I saw a fucking golem.
that's full of biome
what the
I think there is another one plant here.
Hello, Mr. Force. I noticed your title says mutting the juicers back in the fridge today.
easy record I also noticed that you bought a fridge as well I can see the
handle on your camp does that mean today is the day or another hop on
I heard lava poop.
Fucker.
Okay.
Oh, you really hear someone that high above, huh?
Are you really here someone that high above huh fuck it was this way
Bella poop
I
Five
Ahhhhh...
Fuck it.
Good work.
He's nervous.
Fuck it.
Went in wrong.
Okay.
Tourette's syndrome is a motor disorder that begins in childhood or adolescence.
It is characterized by multiple movement kicks, common ticks of blinking, coughing, jumping
into lumbar, etc.
Hushed and Tourette wins.
Hushed and my streamer.
Hushed and bully magnet.
I don't know, sounds like first result AI to me.
Of course it's lava now and I'm deciding to go for fucking YOLO fucker build, okay wait,
it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
very nice six enemy
we have to ship and go back and then we'll get
two o'clock
All good.
You got a 4 minute entry.
Sorry, 335 entry, 340 entry.
A decent food.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here and get out of here.
What the hell?
We got motherfucking nothing
Nothing here
I got nothing.
I don't have anything.
Ah, I see that, and then I see that.
Not bad that I got a gamer, there's lava, I got a sub 2 entry voice.
two empty voices
hopefully
control
such a fucking troll, man
other way
it's not good
it's all we got
really?
fuck this ass then fucking portal fucker
fucking disaster
Fallout 17 this direction
One fortress behind me
it's not it's not close
there will be more than 7 things to get there
Hello, Mr. Fawcett.
Your determination, competitiveness but also chill and positive attitude reminds me of
legendary Let's Play.
The Onstreamer daps it a dream, I hope, one day you will call it with him.
But the camera was on this wild time car.
Legendary O.D. Streamer Darkside film.
Hmm, name him Sabelle.
I think I've seen some rage compilations and rage segments surviving.
I
As we got the fortress being in this direction ish my camera 46
Awesome.
I did a bridge.
Awesome.
Where is this housing?
Stagles.
Awesome.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I can get the Auxillian from here, it's a lot of chests.
What did I say?
What direction was it?
minus hundred forty eight or hundred forty eight
hundred forty six
minus hundred forty six
right i have to recollect it how i went
i went i came from that side as the i'm from behind there
uh... boom boom boom boom boom
so it's uh...
It's 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock is 4 o'clock, which would be 4 o'clock in this direction, so it's minus 7 for the 6, and it's a 9 for the 6.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Alright, we got it.
what
uh...
nice and striking
Evening, Mr. Sebastian Pauls.
Trap up, you trellord. It's dead anyways. It's built in. It's a shitsie.
No boss team yet, yet.
This is a pretty far fortress.
If we had more food we could do infinity throw but we don't have any food cause it's not
village run it's a fucking shit run
What? Why did I fall off? I was holding fucking...
Fuuuuck!
Absolute shawl.
I don't feel it dude.
I don't know if it's over a 10 perry, that's a bad seed.
Nice no-food seeds, they're so good, yeah, mmm.
We'll do more ocean runs for us then.
Yeah, fucking so good.
That was sarcasm.
Fucking shit.
We can't throw that seed shot.
They seem to dead.
Blacksmith
Okay, looking good.
I guess I'll better run here.
Oh, what?
all right it's fine they're golden pickpacks full village it's good it's
This is good. Come on, really? You can't do that stuff.
130 fucking shit.
That's one hell of an unlucky shit. 22.
And we're built in. Yeah. Alright.
We're not chill, chill, chill.
Chill. There's a fortress there.
Again, that's not good considering we are 22 years in the classroom.
But this looks quiet...
I quite did.
GT go next, as the wise man once told me.
Yeah.
Alright, legs meet ocean.
With a ship.
It's the wrong ship, yeah.
okay that's really good that's really good
of
the
death
of
death
of
Two options I vowed for this option, so there's a portal next to it.
I'll shoot it out.
Gigi go next, Mr. Fools. Gigi go next, Gigi go next, Gigi go next, Gigi go next. It's
a dead seed. It's built it in. It's a sub 50 pace. I keep the effing because I'm bad.
I need ten more years to beat the record.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Okay, we're
I knew that shit was fucking bad, man.
Ebsi, welcome back, shrieking in with the fine giant, the Pernseller Rocker, fuckaboo,
I'm always stuck in shit smits now, huh?
One more backstab.
I'm sorry.
Suck a dick!
Alright, I just got a message from Greene.
He says that this next scene will be it.
Hello, Mr. Force. Dr. William Tingear. I have been watching and it appears you have a severe case of RWD.
I prescribe you 10 milligrams of get-go take twice in the morning
I prescribe 10 milligrams of shut the fuck up as well
Time to take it
I guess we're shit ocean.
I'm allowed in this pile.
is, is the sign, is the sign from god, is the sign from god, is the sign from god, is
I'm from god
Hello mr. Force I build a prediction model based on the analysis of the runs
This run is dead the run after this will also be dead the next run will also be dead anyways
How can you tell the future, bud?
No, I can.
That's the beauty of Minecraft speedrunning.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
I think it's a shit, no lava man.
Again the most fucked by Nodama.
The most fucked.
That was fine.
We get the flint and iron from over there, don't worry, we get all planned out.
I love over there too, look at that, look at that man, look at that, look at that go up
You got to find this one.
Yeah baby.
Nightlight.
Nightway.
I
To 20 entry you got a fortress
And no bashing because we are in fucking Chanel is by on but maybe we do
either way we can't get away with one over whatever I put 16
that's so annoying why are you so annoying what the fuck
That is so annoying man.
That is so annoying.
Alright, I put this on.
Ah, what the fuck?
What is this fucking rip in my asshole chance?
This is so rip in my asshole.
Okay, I'm going to put a little black stone right here, okay.
Hmm.
I
Hello Mr. Force. This looks like another dark sea. Please, do not beat the record. I really
enjoy these many craft streams. Instead, would you please throw, please throw, please throw,
Please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw, thanks boss.
Uhhh, sorry where did I come from?
No, you're distracting me.
I think I'm over this plateau, right?
Yeah, I see it there, okay.
of
What the fuck is that shit?
Why the fuck am I still in the pearl?
Unfortunately, we have 11 on here.
You
Yeah, we're doing a portal row
3 out of 3. That's good.
Where do we go?
I don't know where we go for the rest. It's built in, I guess.
Wow. Okay, Dream was right. How did he know?
Hello, Mr. Force. I'm a new viewer, and have you seen the artist's disgusting retarded game play?
I've proceeded to doubt my own eyes out, please could you turn down the narrated scene and I can tell how retarded the ways you are dying on.
I'm going back to my portal.
Oh my god, dude, what the fuck?
How did they spawn for Manny?
How they still shooting me?
I'm not going to hit that fucking trickshot man, I'm not Michael Jordan.
Oh man, under water, I forgot.
All right, I won't chill.
All right.
All right, I don't have a card in my hand.
Let's see ninja brain.
Let's see it.
I really went to that quest
I am so unlucky right?
That's crazy.
Dude how is this happening twice man?
How does this happen twice?
That's insane.
That is IN FUCKIN' SANE, man.
That's IN FUCKIN' SANE, man.
It's going to be, that's going to be Gigafar then.
If I'm in between two, it's Gigafar.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what fucking portal is now.
Although for some I see that you seem to be playing a special crossover edition of the
of manycraft and banatron.
I see in the bottom left, that you have collected the special retarded homeless joker card.
What does he do?
So far all I've seen he do is self-considerate.
It has succeeded when it's dead.
That was dead.
It was just too far to the bashing, and to the focus.
Too far.
What the fuck are you saying?
27% get jingle.
I'm listening to my calls somewhere.
27% get jingle
Listen to my call somewhere
I have jingle. The only time you get 27%
is if the stronghold is max max distance away
which was the case because we know that because we were literally in between
two strongholds and by then
it doesn't matter if it's 27% or 80%
It's still fucking dead because it's a maximum distant.
All right, strong.
End of the Endes?
It has macro, because if you zoom in with the eye, it's getting an upset first try.
100% with one curl.
pretty OP. 100% only if bolt eye. What is it? Is it bolt eye? Is that when you have a bolt
And then you sit in the boat and then you just press shift one time and then throw.
Kinda, yes.
And let's...
What?
I
Bolt
Let's see you sit on the boat
They sit on the boat, and you just set it up.
It's called both eye and ninja brain.
I don't see anything optional features.
Boat measurement.
What is that?
High precision.
Okay, both eye, both eye set up.
Hello, this is an updated guide on how to set up both eye for
mantraspeed running, also known as pixel perfect measuring.
Okay, if you are new to mantraspeed running, then it's not
recommended to do bowtide as it requires quite a lot of setup for a respite time save.
Instead, follow the guide in the description to learn how to use the nenebain bot in a
standard way. There is also a troubleshooting document in the description that covers a
lot of common mistakes. And if you are still having issues then you can join the javaspeedling
discord and ask in the public head channel for help. Also keep in mind that this tutorial is for
windows only and if you are on Mac or Linux then check the link in the description.
FOTI will only work with a very specific mouse sensitivity value in micro settings.
We want to use the lowest valid sense possible with your setup to have an easier time measuring.
In order for the game to feel the same after decreasing the micro sensitivity,
we will also increase your mouse's dpi and decrease the windows cursor speed
to balance everything out.
What? Do I have to do that? That's retarded.
I just decreased my sensitivity.
You don't have to do that. No, that's retarded.
I'm sorry, that's retarded. I was a pro FPS player that myself can just adapt in one second.
Right?
Now, this calculator link in the description will have to do that.
But keep in mind that the only sensitivity that matters for Bori is the microsecitivity.
EPI and cursor speed values are only to make the overall sensitivity feel normal,
but you are free to change them if you want.
To use this calculator, we also need to make sure that enhanced pointer precision are also known as
mouse acceleration.
Okay, I'm not in the decision.
It is using this.
Oh my god.
I don't understand. Can I not decrease the fucking sensitivity to the lowest sensitivity?
What?
It's complicated but you don't have to do that.
right without messing with the BPA, yeah that's what I'm trying to get to, but it's the most sensitivity for 9 tries these days
based on sensitivity you copy
I don't need that chest, I'm a god beware
download this jingle.jar file after running the file, go to hotkeys, add
Okay, where's my jingle jingle hotkeys
I'm measuring and what is the hotkey for that I'm measuring
Is
Ah
Do you do something on B chat?
Do you do something on B in Minecraft?
I'm measuring.
Alright, and now it's...
Drop down and select resizing, I'm measuring.
And then set a pop key here.
Resizing, customize.
Make sure this number here is 384.6.
384.
In this we just need default shift.
Wait for where we are at is.
16384.
And enable change cursor speed to one when measuring.
Then click okay.
And then click no.
Now go to plugins, IC.
And enable IC measuring predictor.
And enable automatically position IC measuring predictor.
I might not work for any of these reasons. If that's the case, then disable the projector again, and then go to OBS, copy script path in OBS, go to tools, scripts, click is plus, and then paste the following down here and click open.
What why do I need to have game capture?
However, if it doesn't work when you try to measure then delete the scenes that this creates
Well, I don't need any obvious
mod configs
Mod configs
standard settings
Make sure you use standard settings is on
and you can do control and answer for raw input and make sure this is on raw input
okay so going to options raw input okay finally sensitivity make sure this is
is on. Now you can try measuring the knife.
What do you mean? Make sure it's on. Of course it's on.
Use sensitivity. It gets applied. Then get yourself a boat and a knife. Place the boat on the ground.
Then without moving your mouse at all, get in and out of the boat and press F3 and C.
Now you should get green boat here and now you can move your mouse.
If you get a red boat.
If you get a red boat, okay
Okay
All right, right so we're going into creative
I
Boat, okay, all right, and then I press B, is that it?
No, what did you say?
That means green boat here, and now you can move your mouse 3 and C.
the mouse get in and out, place the bone on the ground, then without moving your mouse at all, get in and out of the boat and press F3 and C.
Now you should get green boat.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so let's place a new boat.
Get out of the boat and press F3 and C.
I don't see a green boat in my ninja brain.
Recept ninja brain.
How do you reset ninja brain?
Restart, restart, you mean?
I didn't enable bolt measurements right here.
The default boat mode requires restart for changes to take effect.
Do I have to press green boat in this option?
In the option menu.
Is there a grey boat, blue boat and green boat?
Which one am I picking?
Blue boat.
Okay, why is he talking about the fucking green bolt then?
I have blue bolt and then I have to restart.
Okay.
Ninja brain.
Okay.
Okay, it's on
All right, so we place the boat boom and then we join leave
The boat is gray right now that means I fucked it up or what?
Remove your mouse, ok I am pressing this, I am entering, I am not even touching my
mouse, the bolt is still grey, what is that?
reactivate F3C after getting out of the boat.
Ah, okay.
Okay, one more time.
Boom, right click.
I'm not even touching my mouse right now.
And there is no green boat, it's just gray.
Reset chords.
Now it's a blue boat.
Ok, I press it, boom, I go in, I leave it, I press F3C, it's a green boat, now I throw
it here and now you can move your mouse if you got a red boat that means you
moved your mouse during the process if that happens then again without moving
your mouse get in and out of the boat and press F3C and now you should have a
green boat if you're struggling at getting green boat then I recommend
looking at the boat and lifting your mouse off the desk then get in and out of
the boat and press F3 and C and this should avoid accidentally moving your mouse. Also,
don't get out of the boat on the same tip that you got in the boat or you can get wet
boat or even worse a fake green boat. When you have green boat, you can look down and
throw an eye towards it and then pause. Then go to options and change FV to 30. Then controls,
not settings and change raw input to off. Changing raw input is not necessary but it lowers your
sensitivity which can make lining up easier. Also make sure that you never change this sensitivity
at any point in the run or both will not work. If you ever change it then you need to make a new
world to reset it again. Now go back and press your resizing hotkey then line up your crosshair
with this pixel edge right here. You can hold f3 and spam escape to make this easier.
It doesn't have to be lined up perfectly just to be within these numbers right here.
When you've lined it up good enough you can look at the numbers on the left.
In this case you can see that the edge is four pixels left of the crosshair.
This means that after doing f3c you need to adjust the measurement by minus four.
If the edge is lined up with one of the numbers on the right side of the crosser, then you need to do plus instead.
So when you know the number, unpause, accuracy, unpause again,
and then use the angle adjustment hotkeys that you set earlier in Nijmabat to adjust the measurement.
In my case, it was minus four, which you can see down here.
As you can see, you won't always get 100% confidence.
As you can see, you won't always get 100% confidence, but you were saying that you always get 100% confidence, Chad.
Okay, I'm throwing this, but why can't I just do this?
Why can't I just do this as...
Okay, he wants me to do this, I reset this, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
It should be soon, what do you mean it should be soon, it is soon.
You don't have the zoomed overlay, you just install toolscreen.
You don't have the zoomed overlay.
No, it's zoomed for me, it's not zoomed for you.
That's fine though.
I see it soon, Chad.
Yeah, but now what?
What are these numbers he's talking about?
What the fuck are these numbers?
I have another, yeah, I see a pixel stuff too.
Yeah, I see the pixel stuff.
And hotkeys and byte plus 001 to right arrow and minus 001 to left arrow.
Hotkeys.
Right.
Left.
Okay.
Okay, but I don't understand what I'm using.
How many pixels away from the line of the eye is it?
I can't tell.
am I supposed to know?
you can't pause
you can't fucking pause
That's so fucking annoying, why can't you fucking undo the cheat mode?
You can't pause because I turned the fucking open command.
On your first measurement, just most of the time, with this.
So when you know the number, on pause,
how resizing hotkey then line up root crosshair with this pixel edge right here you can hold f3
and spam escape to make this easier
it doesn't have to be lined up perfectly just to be within these numbers right here
when you've lined it up good enough you can look at the numbers on the left oh i don't see that okay
Wait, I don't see the numbers. I see the numbers, but I don't see the eye.
Oh wait, I do. Okay. I see how I see what you mean.
Okay, I need to be able to pause to do this.
Okay, I don't understand that. Why can't you fucking do this?
Why can't you undo the cheats? That's so fucking retarded.
in 64 parts we open world to pause
I need to go into survival mode again
okay
all right let me restart world
Yeah, I just, I can't f**k it.
Create a new world.
Okay.
Okay, let's get out of here, here, pause, yeah, all right, here we go, we get end, end, bolt,
all right, place the bolt,
Place the bolt, leave the bolt F3C, okay I have green bolt right now and now I can move my mouse
and I throw it. I do 30 bytes, that will be 30 and then I press B
Okay, so when it goes here, I am, am I one pixel to the left now?
guys can't see it. I'm one pixel to the left. You can't see it but I'm one pixel
to the right. I'm one pixel to the left of the line. So now that I'm one pixel to
the left oh okay screen capture smart if I can you should become a streamer man
you know everything okay so this is one to the left it's plus one what do you
mean it's plus one you want to be on the line that's one pixel
oh wait which one is my line this is my line yeah I might not one pixel to the
left what yes you want to the left and then I plus one to get to the middle line
okay so now I press what I press now F3 and F3C then right arrow once let's be
fast. Can I do it right now? F3C right arrow. No. Not in pause. Okay. Okay. Did I do it?
But you need to put your current emcee seven.
MC sends into ninja brain advanced setting. They say I don't have to do that.
Rarely you will have to scan another like this case. Rarely you will... okay. Is it
because it's maximum distance. Okay, so now I'm typing locate stronghold minus 392. Okay,
So that's nice, very nice, very nice, huh?
Very nice.
This seems kind of unnecessary.
This is kind of niche.
this situation I can think of are when you cannot move like for example you are in a
sky portal or you are in a very tight space between two places or in the water if I go
here for example right we're gonna go to set now now we're gonna be closer we're gonna
closer now so this should be 100% right I'm pressing this boom boom boom F3C
green boat I throw this I go like per usual right I should have looked at it
before. Alright. So now you see plus seven, there's no point in adjusting here, I just
go plus seven right I go plus seven yeah so we go back we unpause F3C 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
and now it says 100% and now we go ahead and type locate locate stronghold and we did not
get the chords even though it says a hundred percent 70 you have to change
one thing and you do an agonist 0.01 not one that you change what
Optional features, angle adjustments, number of adjustments.
What?
100% you said I didn't have to change my sensitivity.
The Ninja Bingbot make sure your angle display type is number of adjustments and your pixel
solution. Where are these settings? Optional features? Boat measurements.
Maybe.
What?
Optional features, angle adjustment,
number of adjustments,
plus seven.
Okay, and now it will work.
Okay, now I put tall resolution, okay, and now it should work, you see, okay, let's see,
see I'm gonna fly a little bit away, fly over here, we'll fly over here on this field of roses
and then we go ahead and reset this alright and then we place it go in press F C and then we go
go ahead and throw this one, we're going like this, and then we throw one more because we
we're slowing the head. I'll throw a little more. Okay, so now it's minus two. Minus two.
All right. Okay. And now we have the certainty. I forgot the location. But it wasn't these,
It's like four off. It's four off.
It's perfect for four. Okay, it doesn't matter. Right, right, right.
Yeah, it's fine.
Okay.
I don't really know the exact perfect order of operations here.
I go here, right, and I place this, I go in, leave, I press F3C,
and then I throw the I and then I go in and then I press B and that's quite
it yet. If your sense is too high you're fucked with us. So that would be nine. That would
9 so that I reset this I don't think I did fuck man this is so fucking stupid
oh my god this is fucking good I stick it this is giga oh my god
Okay, okay, okay, okay, raw input off, all right, hang on, all right, this is giga cancer,
Holy shit, this is giga cancer, okay, right click, red boat, I lose.
Okay, we got boat, I right click, I leave, I press F3C, why is my boat not turning green?
I moved, I literally did not have it on my, I did not have it on my fucking hand on the
mouse button.
Okay, right-click, okay, leave, it's not turning, okay, now it's turning green, all right.
I throw this
I go into this I go raw input off
Okay, I go in here
All right, and we have a
Wait, do I go plus seven now minus seven minus seven
I go minus seven. All right, and then we go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom. All right. And that was it, right? If I remember correctly, that was it.
Okay. Alright. Alright. This saves a little bit of time and also a little bit. Where the
the fuck this it saves a little bit of time I can do this easily now like it is
it's it only saves times because you are in the postman here if this was all
lifetime this would be so fucking it's on my brain I look alive alright so we
reset this. Alright, one more try. Alright, we go here. Alright, green boat. And then
we go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We can go this right away. I see nothing. Alright,
got it on the minus one so we go back into boom boom boom and then plus one and
then we got it yeah I know when I said minus one I mean one left of it and then
we go plus one we're minus one of where we want to be you know I'm saying okay
and easy all right easy clap easy clap all right we got it chat we got it all
right we fucking got it hold it fuck man that was fucking cancer that was fucking
cancer man
try to keep blocks away as I said before if it's to keep blocks away the
run is dead anyway alright it's fucking dead anyway
It's awesome that you are learning this strat to save yourself 20 seconds in the part of
the run that we see once per day.
The record is ours.
It's not just 20 seconds man, it's potentially two pearls if you pearl to get to the next
occasion especially if you're in the water and also it's health food because you don't
take five hearts of damage right pardon back and forth also you don't risk
running into mobs so yeah basically it's a hundred percent certainty mine were
always a hundred percent certainty okay even if the stats said seventy percent
or whatever it was always a hundred percent certainty and if it wasn't a
it's because of the distance which makes it fucked and then it's dead anyway, so you know
then it's dead anyway
Awesome. Install tool screen. It is a 30 second install, and makes it so you'll have a hot
seat or boat, I without having to change sensitivity settings and mess with knobs.
the speedrunners are now using it. NASA tech by the way.
Maybe if they have a hotkey for ball, I will have a chance to do it.
Yeah but that's just, that's unnecessary for me because the reason why you would
want to have a hotkey for it is because there's a rule in speedrunning that says
I think if you have a sub 13 run, your pause time gets added to your actual run time.
But I'm not going to give it a sub 13, so for me it doesn't matter to have a quick hotkey.
I can take my time with the pause menu, right?
False? It's all false.
It is any pause over 5 seconds, yeah well not the same thing, right?
Yeah, go faster.
Uh, yeah.
You were 11 minutes stronghold, could have been sub-13, not the gigaparch rng child type
of that.
I fucked up
Oh my god
Oh that was a chance to float.
Hey Dom, welcome back to Capricorn Cider, Cyclar, Liquid, and Mars Pro at 3266 months
in Bruce.
I'm gonna eat this portal there for food.
holding carrots are we waiting for.
of
We got a Bastion somewhere.
I
Watch out
My dog
fuck game
shit, fire, shit
now where is it built in
Pace of shit seats, man.
Oh my god, the boat built him next to each other!
that's so fucking annoying man, it's so fucking annoying
Imagine if that wasn't built in, it would have been an easy record man, it was a good
Bastion as well.
So, Game Renderer, Unleveled, Entity, No Shit, Overpulled, Thresher,
All right, we're not getting worse. We're not getting
Prepare for the god scene
I
I did it all the seats, it's fine, it goes fast, that was a bit.
I don't want to see this.
Why did this work in the overworld?
Nah, I'm not doing that.
Fawson, it's Dr. William Tinnegan.
That rung was not dead.
I had that seed last week.
It was a proud seed.
You could have just done the hole to the bastions.
Please force him to take your medication.
It is Giga fucking dead man.
Oh God, the RWDA is too severe.
He is gone.
It's rare to see more dead than that.
Oh
So
Uh-huh
8
Ok relaxes pretty good
Alright here we go, 220 entry, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We got one at 16 I would say.
direction we can see it how do we get to it
okay I have to do that
all right now it's a good time to practice this
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Fuck, I need more.
Don't shoot.
Oh my god dude.
Is he still fucking chasing me?
We don't have the blocks to get up there man, we're gonna be there like 6 minutes before
it.
No fortress, no vicinity, no block bridge, it's pretty fucking slow, no food, it's just
It's just dead.
There, there, this might work.
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portal, double village, one of them has a blacksmith, which one has a blacksmith?
it should be the one that's further away, i'm taking this one because it has a portal
I think it might be the other one though, sorry.
I don't see a blacksmith, that's a big problem.
Never do I ever win a 50-50 coin clip, man.
portal and ship
You know what, that's fine, mine is fine.
Lewis
Do this we'll do that right? We'll do this into that
Into this and that
But what about the
Let's choose your forces
Oh, I got it
There we go
Boom big sharpness
Not as sharp as me though. Let's be honest
Alright, now for the last problem, the old iron.
This is a full full run with gold and full iron.
We just need an entry, goodness, that's all we need.
Surely that can't be hard.
And this sandy-ass vagina biome.
I seek help. I'm coming to help.
Help myself into the nether.
Here we go.
Okay, this is a godrun actually. This is a godrun. All right, golden apple. All right,
what do we have? We're shit location, but surely we have something, right? 10 and 10.
One bashing at 15 or 14 as we've shot.
We have to dig through this terrain, I believe.
Let's go ahead and do that over here.
Fucking soul sand.
The cock stuck her sand.
No, I can't dig up here.
There's nothing to dig into.
Ah, this is a big problem.
Fawcyn.
Do it, Fawcyn.
What?
Oh my god.
I know you want to.
Jump into it.
I know you want to jump into a red harblit goat.
Oh yes, harpen, please force him.
jump into the lava
mister first archer is coming
archer is coming
I'm getting mother's face
I'm getting mother's shit now
how long is this burning for man fucking built-in shit seed can I have a
normal bashing huh that's not across a burning lake of fire with your fucking
mortar it's fucking nuts
and
of
Okay, I'll take that.
Uh...
What?
of
the
death of
death
of
Big down or not?
I'm not going to the fucking temple.
I'm going surface level I think.
Oh fuck we don't have...
Oh that's so unlucky the one time we don't get the fucking...
Oh my god, okay I won't chill I'm not fucking bald.
Oh my god, okay, we have to do here.
I never wanted a home portal more in my entire life than I want right now, so far away lava, far away lava.
Yeah baby let's go! Let's go chap!
I have a big axe for the village!
No bastion!
It's a classic! It's a fucking classic!
It's a big music!
27.
That's a big problem.
That is a big, big problem.
That portal is completable, actually.
I see no audience
Where's the fucking black skin?
It's the...
Who the fuck are you kidding?
Militant, distracting donor, poppin, the result is the same.
You have the motor skills of an old grandma.
Keep avoiding accountability instead of learning from your mistakes.
You're never getting this record in a million years.
That's what I said last time.
I'm gonna pan for that.
That should be, hopefully.
Grab a seat by the heart
I
Okay.
This shit is really lacking bash play, huh?
Fucking four to five shinobills, fucking one of the five bashings.
That should play.
That shit is great.
Is one decent leather too much to ask for in my gold ring?
Yes.
Yes it is.
my own blacksmith
tomato and bread sandwich yes
Double blacksmith?
Alright here we go boys, here we go, this is it, 10 obsidian, 100%, 100%
percent. Osee? Unlearn everything. Shut your filthy mouth. We're disgusting batter. We are talking to the god of games.
fuck
alright this has to be surface level right
We got a surface battle, alright?
We're fucking full desert?
Ain't no way.
Can't wait to see it.
I don't fucking see it.
It's a big problem.
Alright, we go down then.
I believe, I believe!
We got 5 extra obsidian.
anything at four minutes is good it's good it's good it's good
Jett will be back and during car drum PT thank you very very you have got it we
got it
I
See this
All right, there you go, 3-3, this is Geegakood with Fortsidia.
Looks like we have a Geegak close.
my life
what is this
I think we have to dig up here.
I think we have to dig up.
Okay Fortress, Fortress that's good, that's good, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice,
be a salvageable run, even though it's still quite far to the bathroom, we'll see when
we just back up this whole time.
Now let's go ahead and scan.
I see the bastion.
Okay.
Okay, everyone has to remember now the direction will be as followed.
Okay, everyone has to remember now, the direction will be as following.
This direction.
Which is minus, minus 30.
Minus 35, minus 30.
Here we go.
Okay, uh, that's gonna trigger them.
I
We just need one pearl here, one pearl so we can pearl hang, right Anakin?
We don't need to stream, right?
We do actually stream.
I don't know how to stream.
We're fine.
I can't.
Okay, we're fine.
Okay, I can't...
The shape is built-in.
It's out of city.
Alright, forget about those chests.
What did I say? Minus?
Minus thirty five is that what I said
are you sure? okay, yeah I see it
I don't know what I'm doing.
17 barrels is not great, it's not great, not 20 oz either, we got giga string which is
The least thing we want is that it's only 10 minutes and we don't have 20 exidium and
we don't have enough pros to kill, it's our 4th round we're good.
It was a bad last round with Dilton top.
That's what I like to do.
Yeah, we won't swing the least if we're doing village runs, but we're gay, guess we're
We must be ready for two months.
when Fawesome reaches the dragon for the first time, pauses and sets.
Chat, how did I make him purge? I forgot.
Fuck, I died to an enderman.
There goes my 11 minute record. Ron was dead anyway.
Why was it dead?
Alright Chat, we have a Bastion 6 chunks away.
All right, but as fuck is this pain in shit?
I'm at six chops, but as fuck is it?
This is so fucking fit-horned!
I'm at the right coordinates!
What does that sound?
Does that sound moving, bashing?
What are you supposed to be telegraphing with that sound?
Oh, it's sometimes the dust moon room.
you
That's so unlucky man, we got 225 fucking entry with infinite blocks, village, infinite
food, an extra obsidian and you give me fucking shinobi biome, that's gotta be borderline
legal I'm gonna see Microsoft
so we have 19 Bastion man 19 fucking Bastion in fucking Uganda to burning lake
of fire
We've got more blocks over the mountain this shit
Oh my god, they're really doing everything to stop the game now.
Hmm
God
I
and to the fucking hell man!
I'm turning.
Forward.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't have anything.
Potions.
Alright, that's enough power.
Pulse.
Is this enough pulse?
Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Perlz? Is this enough Perlz?
Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck it.
We're in it to win it.
That's unlucky. If we just got one more load of Perlz, we could have thrown all the way.
I don't see it.
Makes me wonder.
I should be able to see it, I don't see it, I see something up there, you got it?
use this button jingle are you not supposed to cheat for me
it's ahhh passion unfortunately we can't see it I see it it's across the lava lake
It's impossible to get through.
Here we go.
This is easy.
It's too far across the wallet.
It's just unlucky pathing.
I'm not getting enough pearls.
Spam party
That's a good one.
Terbeni, terbeni, char.
We want to install that, terbeni.
me.
You are so shit and delusional, it's actually crazy.
You're talking about optimizing time by not eating, but you keep dying because you don't
eat.
I don't see dying because I don't hit.
Only in runs that are dead.
What's the point in staying alive if the run is dead?
That is your logic, right?
If the run is dead, what is the point in staying alive by eating?
Explain that to me.
That's if you're not retarded.
You can't.
Checkmate.
of
the
of
the
Okay.
Alright, I think we have enough blocks.
I can't go to the house actually.
That's enough.
How much damage do gold axes do?
Do you still kill Blaze in one jump and one normal?
Yes, two crits, okay, so two jumps.
break fast though
no lava though so I never know just how fast it breaks down
me
this could not be
Just playing video games.
Surely.
I swear my shit has been tampered with.
We're getting no- like we haven't gotten a fucking good fashion all day, what the fuck
is this?
I had to go to 20 just to see a fucking hairy fashion asshole built in across the lava lake.
It's unbelievable.
His matters are so fucking terrible there.
Smite.
I'll smite you down.
Alright, blacksmith and hobo will tell them.
Sad act 98, you can kind of tell I'm welcome.
Kidding.
It's been 15 months.
Ok.
Oops, I got something.
I've been dirty as swamp water.
What are you doing in my swamp?
Donkey!
A cake man of the ten gifted!
It's mining.
Oh fuck.
Hope it was worth it.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations to the winners.
Yeah, okay, I hear you fucking spider-man.
Where the fuck is this shit?
Give me the fucking diamond!
That's the lava.
It's no fucking love.
Oh, diamonds in the sky.
I see one portal over there.
save me
save me doll trump
Uhhh, okay.
Okay, 3-3-0, diamond paint, it's all good.
What the fuck is this?
Ambassador at 16
Little fucking thing
Where am I? 118 ain't no fucking way
Alright, we're gonna have to go straight down here in one bit.
Alright, here we go.
If you're not in, tell them to chat. I know what happens.
All right, that's it.
You want to go this way and okay.
Hey Sebastian Force, I heard you needed my help.
Is that true?
well in that case you shall get it after all we were close buddies in the Epstein island
remember the good old days i wish i can break it back
okay so the run is dead and let me explain why so this is uh
and uh, stables, right?
uh, this is fake gold, the first one is fake gold, and the second one is real gold, however,
it is lava pour, so what happens here?
what happens here?
when I build my little thingy, right?
boom boom, boom, boom boom, boom
Lavaport on the pigs
Everyone is dead loot is gone. It's over the run is dead. Okay
The run is dead
So I say there's a bunch of time there
And then we lost it all, explaining to the people, thinking that the run was alive when
I threw it or something.
But the run was dead.
And I saw the lava port from behind, or earlier, and something like that.
Okay, we got two blacks in it, say.
Okay, that's useless.
Unless I get a second.
Let's go Blackstrip.
It is one more diamond.
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double blacksmith, real one is fine, come on, 10 obsidian, it's doable, okay that's
It's very nice. It's really nice.
Well, I can't complain.
Hello, Mr. Force.
Patten, notice her here.
I noticed that every time you enter a village, you, the foreigner, seem to assault and steal
from the natives without any repercussions.
It's like they've been conditioned into believing that they deserve to be abused.
Well, this is just American history.
Maybe such a big deal.
What the hell am I stuck?
Eh, now you're stuck bitch.
Thank you. Longer fucking waiting.
All right, that's good. Good entry.
Don't do it, stop fucking doing it.
TTS is costly, so here's two TTS in one day, plus ten lily.
High Mr. Force, a title says...
Putting the juices back in the fridge.
Do you mean the oven? Please clarify.
I can't believe it man. I forgot to get the food.
15 Bastion there.
It's a bad Bastion.
Yeah, we're not playing that, we don't see any fortress living.
oh
I'll save for Chris
a bit
and then this catarosses man cut them into pieces
for a dooboo
I
The cave here. Hello.
Oh look, they're dead.
Can I get normal fucking snow? Or is it shit?
Oh
No fortress no food
Okay, I'm here.
No! We can make it!
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I really forgot to get the uh, yeah, I didn't have an iron click for that.
Really?
Hmm
Really
What?
Let's get out of here!
So, that's what I do.
Was it 21?
21
It's in my left
Wow, I made it again!
Wow!
That's really not good.
I
Crafting table
of
I have a lot of mushrooms.
Ah, fuck this.
I see the focus over there, but there is no good route to curve.
This and that.
Alright, let's go then throw, throw, throw, and let's go with the do.
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I don't have a fucking mouth bucket.
That's fucking over.
That's over.
Unfortunately.
There are Blacksmiths somewhere, I can't see it.
And we have a service level, I'm assuming it's behind the city.
the
I see it, I know what the ring is doing there.
Double blacksmith.
Probably the base village I've ever seen.
Where's the fucking gun on him?
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fuck stop fuck fucking what the fuck
Alright, I'm fucking done.
I'm fucking done, we got so fucking unlucky today, I'm gonna go like, holy shit.
But at least we learned both die, right?
progress is good progress that's good tomorrow we definitely won't get this
it's just statistically fucking impromptu alright tomorrow we're
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