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Hello, Mr. Force. Why am I getting people dying and getting tortured in my Instagram reels today? Please clarify.
Cute Morning Mr. Cutiezen.
Alice Waving Cute Morning.
Cute Chat.
Alice Waving We Cutie.
We Tamakute.
Alice is dancing, Alice doesn't see us.
beauty is flopping, so flopsuke is wiggling, so tiffed wing will force him his puking
for centaurs.
Good motherfucking morning motherfucking base.
Good motherfucking morning ladies.
How are you all doing today chat?
This was beautiful of uh...
Thursday mornings, Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday
We good chillin'?
Goochie Gooch, time for Gooch
How's the weather like?
Pretty good, pretty good, it's eyed, it's shite, I'm kind of shite, if I think.
Stop making out words, I'm the only one allowed.
Yeah I mean I have a pretty fucked up shoulder look alive I'm a shoulder pretty
fucked up shoulder worse than yesterday that's get worse before it gets
better right happened to me a week ago from sleeping wrong yeah I know
I know exactly when the breaking point happened but definitely with too many pushups.
It's a classic. Last set man. Last set.
There's one more run down the slope.
Final run down the slope. What could happen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's fine.
Yeah, it will recover, it will recover.
You need to lower your cortisol levels, old man.
The zomers are right.
Your cortisol levels are peaking too much.
High amounts of cortisol.
Reverse your cortisol.
Prepare to get mugged by piglins.
I don't know any other.
That's why smart started going to the gym in the early 20s.
I was at the gym when I was 16.
I have done my fair share of Jimmy and even back then you still fucked up your shoulders,
you fucked up your leg, you fucked up your whatever wrist.
It's not about age because no matter the age you will always push yourself, right?
The only thing that's different is the weights.
you are pushing
fuck this
a mong blunt with my fucking hands up
i'm not starting
you fucking stupid bitch
this stupid fucking justice all fucking righteous fucking sitcom link
We're gonna take a chill pill over there, man.
I said when my daughter was 10, she will be 21 in June.
Bro.
Oh, that's wrong with you.
Got him at bits.
Ah, shoulder injuries are always connected to the heart, no exceptions, go check it out.
That's really not true.
That's literally so untrue, man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ahhhh...
It's... I...
I have neck pain too, so it's the whole fucking shoulder blade neck side things
Well see, I don't know what I want to do
I'm thinking I was gonna do BT runs
But BT is more demanding on the left side of the keyboard, which is
you know
Shift F3
You know, I was just demanding by him and I don't say anything.
I don't say anything.
Yeah, I'm in Black Temple in Wow.
Incoming call from Blackery.
Hello, Fawcett.
I have been on Band on Twitch today.
And I was just wondering,
would you be interested to do a column and play league together I can help you
in the nlc for some
They could get inside more of this thing, I don't know.
Fucking retard.
Snowstorm C is walking by.
Turn from the fucking language, cat fucking do it already.
I have shoulder pain.
Turn from the fucking language, cat fucking do it already.
Okay
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And Felix the good thank you young shy with one year
Thank you, here's your annual cringe fist bump.
Welcome back, welcome back.
Alright chat, what do we have on the menu?
What's fresh, new, cool, exciting in the world?
New York Suisse video game developer Val says it's loot boxes are gambling.
Well, they kind of are.
You talk about shoulders, but you are lazy for getting from munged by zoners
It's simple just spam lateral raises and do presses and do rear delts three times a week
munged by general Z
I'm mown by no man, alright. Look at these guns
Alright, I just had my shoulder pain
From doing a little bit too much, doing a little bit too much, doing a little bit too much,
isn't that a bit too much?
JD Bant's vice president say, Iranians possess the dangerous treat to the world, a dangerous treat.
Wow, spelling is important, huh?
Pat the Magstots 3 with 11 AFPST, will you watch it?
Yes.
And we have stock drops 5% despite perfect earnings report.
Ah yeah, I guess fear mongering over AI bubble.
Makes sense.
Makes sense, makes sense.
Just retort mags makes life easier.
Good evening, Mr. Force.
I notice you don't go for varied treasure runs until you've been retired.
I have no retort mid!
The form doesn't cause injury, it's doing too much too soon.
Doing too much too soon will affect your form, so I don't know what you want, like
it's a chicken and fucking head.
Even if you have good form, if you do to absolute max, until failure every time, you're literally
failing the posture check, right, the form check.
That's why I don't like doing until failure, because you can't injure yourself.
But this one time, I fucking did, man, and I fucking injured myself, because I had
fixed number in my head that I wanted to do right at the very last set I wanted
to do 50 push-ups and I should have stopped at 40 and I would have been fine
and now I did 50 and I hurt my fucking leg
hello Fawesome I just wanted to let you know that you are sharing the strong
resemblance to a lion I mean you already got the main growing and you just look
exactly like a lion fucking sitcom link
I don't like a lion I literally just shaved yesterday I'll shave the print
Uh...
That's not lucky.
Sometimes you don't feel getting tired or you're form slouching or whatever either and just...
It's done.
You're gonna be injured tomorrow.
But yeah.
Are you gonna play Resident Evil tomorrow or stick to Michael until you die?
I'm not going to play Resident Evil tomorrow, but I'm planning on doing the playthrough.
Probably first thing after a big record, or if I injure myself, then I will use that time to do Resident Evil through a cover.
I think if I did carpet tunnel or whatever, as a break.
Yeah, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, I'm in no rush, it's like a single player enjoyable
experience.
All right, we'll play it, we'll play it, we'll play it.
The only thing that I'm really like, I'm forced to play on these days and stuff
are multiplayer games.
Hi Mr. Fox.
If I don't, people have an advantage.
Watch this video.
I am burning spell candles to help you manifest the ultimate run today.
God's seeds will flow your way.
I am releasing all my seed all over you.
Take it inside you.
Let it manifest.
Thank you.
stream starts in roughly six hours.
We got some links here chat, we got some links.
We got linkos, and I have my food that I made in October.
Ah, let's see who we got. First leg of the day.
Hello, Force.
Have you ever considered diving a stream into two parts where you claim any crap for three
hours for all the children and people on the spectrum?
The half-fullest rest of the degenerates.
You activate Archmage! It is!
What the hell are you thinking?
Ah, I know I have nothing to talk about.
You moron! You're gonna kill all the troopers down there!
That's it! I'm out!
Good luck getting out of this place without being shot to pieces by NCR soldiers,
assuming they aren't going to fight at that.
Attention, Archmage is on duty.
I'm gonna shoot you!
I wanna shoot you!
How it feels like to install all these fucking Minecraft items?
Charging machine.
Tom!
What? What?
This is deep.
Look.
Not much better now.
So what's your story?
Let's go.
Hey.
Cops are going nuts looking for you.
We'll hit that.
Give us your life.
Look at that. You do it.
Listen to me very carefully
Ready to rock ready
Time to go now
Now there are some mathematical miracles of the Qur'an throughout all the Qur'an.
If you count some specific words, you will come across two very meaningful results.
I would like to give you some examples.
For instance, if you count the word punishment in the Holy Qur'an, throughout the whole
Quran if he's repeated some hundred and seventeen times whereas the words
forgive is repeated some 234 times inside the whole Quran 234 if you multiply
117 by 2 you're gonna have 234 it is very meaningful why because Quranic
morality Allah recommends Allah orders believers Allah orders Muslim Muslims
to forgive rather than punishing. It is very meaningful. Moreover, Allah orders to
our Prophet, say, it is repeated some 332 times, and the response, they said, it is
again equally repeated some 332 times. The words, world and end here after,
they are repeated 115 times equally. Devil and angel, those two words are equally repeated some 88 times.
Hello, Qutizm. Have the Swerving have you even considered completing to Islam?
especially since you have already been fasting for a year and doing Ramadhan Ramadhan.
Please clarify that Muslim is supposed to give to course.
And it is repeated 32 times and the direct one is the blessing
that comes out of giving a donation to a poor.
It is repeated 32 times. It is equally repeated. It is very meaningful again.
Now summer, hot and winter cold,
those words are equally repeated five times
and richness and poverty those two words is very interesting rich rich is
repeated
twenty six times
whereas the poverty is half of twenty six which is thirteen
woman
and men
those are repeated equally twenty three times
do you know
any idea what those numbers represents so let me remind you to remember from the
chromosome numbers of the human being
from the previous slides.
Your share of mine.
A human body contains 46 different chromosomes.
That comes the half of this 46, which is 23,
comes from the father.
And the other half, which is 23, comes from the mother.
Whereas you got the same repetition number
for woman, woman, and man.
23 and 23.
If you add 23 to 23, you're going to have 46,
which will give you the chromosome number of a human being.
Now finally, I would like to give you the meaning of land and sea.
Land is repeated 13 times, whereas the word sea
repeated 32 times.
Well, that first sight doesn't seem to be very meaningful.
However, if you do a simple math, you're going to have 13.
If you add to 32, you're going to have 45 as for the result.
And the percentages, if you divide 13 to 45,
You're gonna have 28, 88 percent.
Oh my god.
Shut the fuck up!
What the fuck...
Here is another fucking sitcom link.
15 million views
I like to shut knowing your ancient secrets cause I probably like to go in mine alone.
It does sound like a song request camera, I don't know what it is, but...
Very interesting.
Okay, some fucking donations there.
Finally.
We'll be waiting for someone.
Look at this.
Do you want to look at this?
This girl just came over.
Look at that.
What do you think?
You're speechless.
Right.
Surprised.
With this, I can work any job, any time, any place.
I could work at Burger King.
Man, that'd be a great job to see at burgers all day.
China didn't just let me stay
It welcomed me and after 14 years
that means more
Than I can put 14 years
I'm 14 years living in China. I honestly go into Sweden
Not only is this one of the hardest things for a foreigner to get here in China
But it's one of the hardest green cars to attain in the entire world.
And somehow, I managed to get my hands on one.
This changes everything.
First, let me explain what this actually is.
This is China's foreign, permanent resident ID card.
A lot of people call it the Chinese green car.
Also, hold on just a second, you may be wondering, what is this behind me?
Well, this is a metro station.
This is what metro stations look like in China.
And actually you can see down there, it's got a little library inside a metro station.
Can you believe it?
It's valid for 10 years and then you can renew it.
this is not citizenship but it's pretty damn close the closest you can get to citizenship
as a fuck in this video i'm going to explain what this card actually gives you how you can get
one to how hard they are to get and why after 14 years here this means more than i expected
because this isn't just paperwork this is about work work work work all and daft there's
It's a dust, dust, dust. It is a healthless, healthless force and force and the energy
that's going to reach a Swiss scientist and Nobel laureate awarded for work on nuclear
magnetic resonance spectroscopy. He has won. Bernard Feringa, Nobel laureate in chemistry
In 2016, he has won. Elon Musk was famously offered one, and now I have one too. How did I get it? How is this even possible?
Well, now, a lot of you guys probably don't know this, but before, I used to be a part-time...
Here is yet another fucking sitcom, don't fight and read this bloody shit in your lips.
This shit is fucking hilarious here, the fucking sitcom link.
Here is a fucking sitcom link.
Here is a sitcom.
Alright, no further links. Alright, I must keep your shit if you need any more.
Here's the problem with teleportation.
Lay it on me.
Assuming a device could be invented,
which would identify the quantum state of matter
of an individual in one location
and transmit that pattern to a distant location for reassembly,
you would not have actually transported the individual.
You would have destroyed him in one location
and recreated him in another.
How about that?
Personally, I would never use a transporter
because the original Sheldon was the only one
that was able to do that.
I would never use a transporter
because the original Sheldon would have to be disintegrated
in order to create a new Sheldon.
Would the new Sheldon be in any way an improvement
on the old Sheldon?
No, he would be exactly the same.
That is a problem.
So you see it too.
All right, and this is my office.
Is this part of the tour?
Nope, goodbye.
Come on, Sheldon, we've hardly shown him anything.
All right, this is my desk.
Yes, these are my books. This is my door. Please close it behind you. Goodbye.
Looks like you're doing work in Quads and Loops corrections.
Keen observation. Goodbye.
You see where I went wrong, don't you?
Leonard?
Yeah?
Get him out.
Come on, Dennis. I'll show you the rec center. I've got an auto-less equipment.
Do I look like I lift weights?
Not teddy ones.
It's certainly true you haven't considered a little rents and variance or field theory approach.
You think I haven't considered it? You really think I haven't considered it?
Have you considered it?
Get him out, Leonard.
Well, so you're the radiation lab.
Wow. You won the Stevenson Award?
Yes. In fact, I am the youngest person ever to win it.
Really? How old?
Fourteen and a half.
You were the only person ever to win it.
It's like looking into an obnoxious little mirror, isn't it?
Oh, dear God.
Leonard!
Leonard, I'm sick!
Leonard!
Leonard, I'm sick!
Leonard!
Leonard, my comforter fell down
and my sinus is hurt when I bend over.
Leonard!
been dover. Letter? Ow. Very funny. Buzzing God.
Shit.
I'll put a connection.
I'm coming.
It's coming.
What is the play?
You really should learn to knock.
How did it feel, Preston?
Go away.
Who are you?
Who's coming?
All right.
Mind the uniform, Larry.
I've been wearing it for a long time.
So bad.
You two gentlemen, I saw a video of you walking in the 136 hillside, they asked, not to come back.
If you come back, you'll be addressed back.
You say anti-Semitism, I say anti-Goyezine.
The Jewish community is extremely racist.
You have a group of people that call themselves God's people.
You are a semi-supremacist.
Why can't I have 12 kids?
He pays for them. You're arguing that I should pay for your kids.
I'm arguing that the government's it.
It's our money, I think that's it.
Excuse me, sir.
Then take it out with the government.
Don't take it up with them.
Fuck, it's always going to be people of use in the system.
If you're mad, then be mad at the government.
What are you doing?
Can I call the cops?
It's not them taking your tax money, it's someone else.
I'm going to be a proctel hole.
So what am I being pulled over for?
We got a call.
Keep your hands on the Syrian police.
This is Lakewood, New Jersey,
home to one of the largest and fastest growing
Orthodox Jewish communities in America, having anywhere from six to ten kids per family, causing
the community's rapid growth to spill into the neighboring towns of Jackson, Tom's River,
Brick and Howell, causing non-Jewish residents to fear that their town will soon be turned
into little Jerusalem just like Lakewood.
The tactics within this community, I would like it to organize crime.
You were the Vice-Chairman of the Israel Advisory Committee with Donald Trump in 2016.
How did you get a relationship with the White House?
Who in the White House?
I don't think I want, I think I don't want to say.
Who will remission with your end out, Chris?
Is this video a mistake, man?
I'm going to be honest.
The powers out here are pretty immense.
It's not about Jackson.
Jackson is a test case.
If it isn't squashed soon, it's
going to take over the entire country.
It's already a problem in all the surrounding towns.
You have billionaires from Lakewood being involved.
People connected to the president of the United States.
New Jersey is their room for a two-state solution. No, there's clearly not. I think it's going to be a fight.
I ride around Lakewood, near Lakewood, outside of Lakewood, and all these towns around Lakewood, there are housing developments.
Well, Guyan lived there, they're no, they're no even there yet, but all these housing developments, someone who, they could turn it around.
We saw what happened to in Lakewood itself and there are a lot of other
opportunities if people can if want to take that jump and become a
shtickle pioneer. As the Orthodox Jewish community consolidated political
power in Lakewood taking majority control of the Township Committee, Planning
Board, Zoning Board and School Board financially depleting the public
school system for non-Jewish kids, overwhelming local infrastructure,
turning a once quiet town into a densely populated over-traffic Jewish
on clay prioritizing Jews over non-Jews. Before I investigate the Jewish takeover of Lakewood
and of the nearby town of Jackson, I first want to visit the town where the blueprint
was born, Muncie, New York.
Someone like David Baden saw the opportunity a few years ago. He bought several 50 to 100
houses in Muncie. I believe that he single-handedly is like a penis.
Why do you think anything that you don't like to see is anti-Semitism?
What if I said it's anti-Semitic? Go.
When you talk about people accepting government money,
And the overlady is a bunch of pictures of fraud.
You're trying to twist it to make it look like we're doing fraud.
There were welfare programs that were defrauded by Jews.
What did I say that was a lie?
There were welfare programs that were defrauded by Jews.
Yes, I made a Minneapolis video as well.
I made several videos. Why are you being so sensitive?
What you're trying to make it sound is like anyone who accepts government money in the Jewish community is doing fraud.
That's your interpretation.
What you're doing is dangerous.
How is this dangerous?
Why should you be treated like a protected group?
You're asking for special privileges.
No, we're not.
You're asking just to be feared.
And you're not being feared.
I am being feared.
This is gonna make you a lot of money.
It's gonna jump a lot of hatred towards community that's that's seeing a rise in that sentiment that hasn't been seen in years
Every single day our lives are at risk and this is gonna lead to more
My sponsor literally got pulled out of the video once they learned the topic of that video
I lost the sponsorship. How is that lucrative? Tell me you say anti-semitism. I say anti-goyism listen, man
You got a kid in the car. I just noticed drive your kid home get your groceries. This is
Let's go. It was good to meet you though. You're happy with the United States
I was he thought that this is a conversation though
We'll move back to Israel then if there's so much anti-semitism right like I said, why is it good Israel?
We are giving back so
Welfare is a good idea sweet right at what point is it too far because this is a program designed to help single moms
After they get divorced and keep the kid from starving
I also disagree with you that someone doesn't have a right to have a child
I think you should have a child if you can afford it right
Sure, okay YouTube gentlemen. I saw video of you walking in the 136 hillside
They asked.
Fair enough.
Amazing.
You come back.
You'll be a trespassing charge.
Fair enough.
If you don't like the laws of America and you think that the government will offer it
stupid or whatever.
I would like to change the laws.
Just like you would like to create anti-semitism protection laws that give you guys protecting
classes and protection against anti-semitism, whatever that means, right?
So do you want to go back to Israel?
That would be my question.
Oh, because I like it here.
Same here.
I like it here, but I like to make some changes.
We can both agree on that, right?
Keep moving.
God bless you.
There we go.
He loves us.
That's a good name.
You guys have group chats with me. You guys say be aware of this guy. Like I'm like Hitler or something. I'm like, come on, dude
I'm a nice guy. I talked to everyone. You must ask 12 kids. Why can't I have 12 kids?
He pays for them is your story point over here is that people can't have children if they can't afford them
You as a society are born from people are born from people who started with two people two
Okay, Adam and Eve. That's it. You want to go with the big bang?
But it started at some point there's two people and now there's billions and there was trillions throughout the world
So you're saying you cannot get that have to do with anything all of those people didn't have welfare
Adam and Eve had can't enable the government
The government decides that if you have children, we're going to help everyone does their part
You should not have more kids and you can afford you're arguing that I should pay for your kids. That's what you're arguing
No, that's my that's our money. I pay taxes. I shouldn't be funding
You should not be funding your kid. You don't pay for my kids.
Fuck, I could do this all day. Why don't you go?
You should go because you're stopping traffic.
He's stopping traffic.
You should move on. Nobody wants you here. Please move out.
He was saying,
Don, look. Don, look. He loves me.
So we're not allowed here?
You wanna come to the corner?
Over there? Let's go move. Let's go.
You know, I know what you did in the video,
and we all saw it, and we still see it.
What did I get wrong?
Nobody can cross the government.
The government knows everything.
The United States federal government
Not if you're fragile living fine
No, it's not true
But if you feel that you live in a country that is corrupt
I do
Why are you still living here?
Well, not everyone has options, right?
I can give you a list of 15, 20 countries over the bat
But you can live in a country that is corrupt
Regardless, let's say America is corrupt, they just want to live there
You understand?
Oh, but, on
Just because there is corruption here, what's there is?
There is not
What are you talking about?
Let's not be silly here
If there would be corruption
The FBI would love to come here first
Than any other location in the world
Come on, that's not true
Well, I read the numbers in Minnesota.
22 people indicted for Medicaid?
The numbers in Minnesota.
And listen, you can attack them as much as you want.
What they did, that's big numbers, man.
Both of your schools had money laundering.
You had people, people, yes, both of them.
There's 45 schools here.
So BMG had people that were charged with money laundering,
and so did the school for special, for special things.
As of when?
2019, 2018, 2017.
Look it up.
It's all over good.
I don't look it up.
You got to show it through.
Come on.
95% of people in this vicinity between these four five zip codes work very hard
Fire on ya!
Your name is going to...
...such a fire.
A fire that passes you.
Fire on the first wave.
Fire on the ground!
This miracle is happening everywhere.
If two hands receive your healing, all that word is coming to you tonight.
I can make eggs that develop cancer in you and I command that they don't have to go.
Jesus name, go in Jesus name.
Do your whole spiritual hands towards me.
All of these spiritual hands towards this camera.
I come against the Holy Roman Exodus.
I come against the spirit of hell.
And I cast it out in Jesus name.
Go!
People of God, be healed.
People of the Lord be delivered.
Rise up out of your sickness
and jump into the river of healing
and be healed.
In Jesus' name.
Take your seats.
This is just the beginning of the service.
Take your seats.
This is just the beginning of the service.
Oh my God.
What do you think I should make the jump to the second hundred?
We'll help you get it up.
Alright, ninety.
I always get it up.
Come on.
High knees.
Higher.
There we go.
Come on.
I get triggered that this guy counts the fucking rips at the beginning and not at the end
of the motion.
That's fucking pills and in these dumbbells to this position
Second hardest part is when you realize that no matter how hard you train
You're never gonna be as big as your gym pump, you know like out in the streets
You don't look good, right Jeff like we don't look good a normal shirt
But that 45 minutes we got the gym pump. That's some special stuff
I want to make a pill that preserves the pump
You get a sick pump, take the pill and it hardens you up for the rest of the day.
What happens if you get stuck in your neck?
Then you have a stiff neck all day, so you can't move.
You can't look left or right, can't even drive.
And you're thick.
Alright, six reps.
Yuppa!
Here, here.
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
Boshah.
Bup.
Buh.
Whoa, shit.
Wow, you think he's gonna spot you, but he doesn't do it.
He just, yeah, you don't need to spot, bro.
It was good.
It was good. That's what you want from a spotter.
But you think you're going to spot and you don't.
Yeah, he doesn't. That's the problem.
Yeah, I know. That's a good spot.
But you think he's going to spot you,
it's going to be easier, it gets harder.
They're good or bad.
You say they're bad, but it sounds like it's good.
It's both. It's both.
It's both. It's good or bad.
You know?
If you want me to spot you more.
No. You're doing a perfect job.
You ready?
I want a tough set of six.
Six.
Six. High knees. Yes. High knee.
you
I try it for science so that you all know in the future.
I try it.
Hey, check out the flyers for the band.
I made them on a Macintosh in the computer room.
Awesome.
The name really stands out.
Thanks to a little something called Helvetica Bowl 24 point
Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union
You know our band is playing on Friday, yeah, yeah, you should come check us out. We'll call way no way
I'll be there fresh boss means she's gone. I know it
You know, I'm totally going to ask her out.
Dude, I was going to ask her out.
I said it first, bro.
I thought it first. Homes.
Look, if you did...
Wait, wait. What are we doing?
What we have is too important for messing up over some girl.
I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.
Totally.
I had sex in high school.
Me too. I'm good at it.
All right, I say we make a pact.
Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.
You got it.
All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates, and Molly Ringwalt,
who neither of us can go out with.
Those are the packs.
Oh, and Sheena Easton.
But we probably couldn't get her anyway.
We've got you.
Actually, I'm kind of glad they're leaving,
because I need to talk to you about something.
What's up?
Well, this may be a little awkward.
Listen, if you want to borrow money, it's kind of a bad time.
I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
It's not that.
Now, what I'm going to say to you, I'm not saying it as your friend, okay?
I'm saying it as Monica's older brother.
But you're still my friend.
Not for the next few minutes.
During this time, are you still my best man?
Nope.
Do I still call you Ross?
Okay.
You guys are getting married tomorrow, and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you.
But as Monica's older brother, I have to tell you this.
If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind,
I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
What?
I'm serious.
Okay, dude.
Stop it, okay?
I'm not kidding here.
Hey, I hear what you're saying, okay, and extra the wanting.
No problem.
So are we friends again?
Yeah.
Okay.
of the morning. No problem. So are we friends again? Yeah. You won't believe what Monica's
older brother just said to me. Let's have Monica decide. Yeah, yeah. Hey, come on. Come on, get
out of here. Monica! Okay, okay. You have to help us decide who's joke this is. Why do I have to
Because you're the only one that can be fair.
I can't be fair. You're my boyfriend.
Yeah, but I'm your brother. We're family.
That's the most important thing in the world.
Don't try to sway her.
I'm your only chance to have a baby.
Okay, let's go.
All right. Okay, we'll each tell you how we came up with the joke,
up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth me.
Chandler you go first.
Okay. I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.
Oh wait, is he the guy that I met at Christmas?
Can I finish my story?
Do you want me to pick you?
See, I would never snap at you like that.
That is comedy. Pee comedy.
What?
And now I get less by the universe since I watched this video, I sent that point of
video.
What the fuck am I watching over here?
Oh, fuck.
Hi there, I'm Dr. Albert Chang.
And welcome to your friendly proctologist.
Thank you so much for viewing this video.
I really appreciate you spending your time with me.
There are so many other videos out there, so many places you need to be, but I appreciate
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Meanwhile, while you're at it, please like and subscribe this video into this channel.
It really greatly helps the mission with just to educate people all around the world.
So let's get to today's topic, okay?
And this is a topic that everyone needs to know about, and frankly, it's not talked
about very well anywhere else.
So here it is.
The topic is, is anal sex bad for my bottom end?
Is it going to harm it?
Is there irreversible damage?
All those questions that we want to know about.
Let's talk about it in a very specific manner because with anal sex there's a receptive and
receptive so receiving the inner course right using your bottom end and then of
course there's the penetration side but what we want to know with our health of
our bottom ends is can you have anal sex safely with your own bottom end right and
so let's break things down okay the bottom end is a very very sensitive
organ, right? It's in the anal genital region or the erogenous zone as it's
frequently called, right? And for good reason because there's a lot of nerves, a
high concentration of nerves, many of them there, and they're very specialized
nerves and they're very very sensitive, right? And just like the penis or the
clitoris, right, they have very high concentration in there, so does your
bottom end. And so it goes without saying that yes, some people get pleasure out of anal
sex. And that may not be you, but in terms of whether or sometimes you want to experiment,
how do you know unless you've tried it? And with your partner, if that discussion comes
up where the possibility of trying anal sex, or have you ever had anal sex, those kind of
questions may come up, and this is where the research comes in, right?
So the nerves around the bottom end are very sensitive, which gives people that tingling
in the pleasure center of the brain, which makes this a happy behavior that they're
more than willing to engage in with their partner, right?
And so I think that's really one of the most important things there, is that it's a sensation
of pleasure.
Right?
If it's not a sensation.
Okay.
I'm sure your teachers have informed you all the reason we're at this assembly.
Yesterday afternoon, there was yet another near ride during fifth period gym class involving
a number of our students, and we intend to get to the bottom of this. Now, I've per-
SENTOLA! Yeah. I see you. Secure it, son. Secure it, okay? You want to talk? We can talk
after school during detention, huh? If that's you like that? No? Then keep it zipped.
Thank you, Coach Hines. Thank you. Now, as you know, here at St. Francis High,
We have a zero-tolerance policy towards...
Okay, uh, is this something funny, Jorge?
Is this something funny? No, it's not, chief.
Okay, if it's not something funny, then why do you like that?
Why? Why do you like that?
Is Ms. Catmow's big gut funny to you somehow?
Then you need to shut it!
Thank you. Again, Coach Nines.
Uh, now, apparently, uh, one of the basketball players
started the fight during the battle.
Okay, you know what, Mr. McGooley?
Here's the envelope, and you just pushed it, okay?
That's what you did.
I can see you, man.
Night goggles. I can see you.
All right?
2020 right here, buddy.
2020, Chief. Okay?
You think I don't know what you're doing?
You want to make fun of Mr. Vigo's hair lip?
Let's do an after-school!
Here, I'm gonna give you a hairlip that makes Vigos look like a cat scratch.
I mean it, man. It's unacceptable.
It's unacceptable and inappropriate.
Yes, coach. Thank you.
Thank you. Apparently, the fight started after the game
when one of the players called another player.
There's the line!
And you just...
Mr Joseph Mates is the principle stupid doll when not in his voice, but in his
head!
Because if I catch a ghost in off one more time, young man, one more time, I'ma make
sure you sleep for a long, long time.
You can knock it off, okay?
and a humor
So this guy, this man of the world, who died today, still has fresh blood.
Remove the clothes.
Listen to me, you f**king bastard!
These are some f**king guys and some sons of mine!
And those f**king bastards who don't give us ammunition!
F**king will eat them in the water, f**king bastards!
F**king bastard!
We have 70% of ammunition missing!
Shai-gu!
Dyratymov!
Doesn't he look like Russian Hank from Breaking Bad?
I guess they would have a Russian spin-off, yeah.
You think that if you have shells, then you have the right to do it.
There are elementary calculations.
If you give them normal ammunition, they are five times less.
They came here with volunteers and died because you were fattening your cabinets with red trees.
We're never changers.
Maybe we need to call an exterminator.
I think we need to call a dominoes.
Mind if I hang out with you guys?
Sure.
Who's dumber than Beavis and Butthead?
Hey, Eldridge, I ran into your mom tonight.
Really? What's she with Dylan?
Yeah, yeah. Have you met him? What's he like? Is it serious?
I doubt it. He's gay.
What? He's gay?
Oh, yeah. Big poof.
Oh, he's... I'll give me a little too long.
Wait, are we talking about the guy with the Ferrari?
Yeah, Dylan.
Wait, are we talking about the guy with the Ferrari?
Yeah, Dylan.
I once saw him wearing my mom's underwear.
Oh, well, that doesn't mean he's gay.
He might just like pretty things.
Um, does your mom ever mention me?
Yeah, yeah, all the time she really misses you.
You should stop by sometime.
Oh.
I'm not too late.
Maybe I'll wander over there and
carpe me some diem.
Let me get rid of her.
Thanks.
Was any of it true?
Not a word.
What does carpe me some diem mean?
It's French for bang your mom.
Congratulations for being your mom.
Oh, Dylan. Oh, yes, Dylan.
Oh, yes, Dylan! Yes, Dylan!
He puffed my ass.
I hate that kid.
I have missed you so much.
I missed you too.
Maybe this is the wrong time to ask this, but don't you have a boyfriend?
I broke up.
So you left Dylan for me?
Don't be silly.
Wait, wait, so he left you?
No.
Okay, I'm confused.
Do you really want to know?
Actually, I think I'm good.
Do you have any idea how exhausting it is going out with a gorgeous 25-year-old man?
If I said yes, this would be a whole different conversation.
Let me give you an example.
Every morning I had to get up an hour before him to put on makeup.
He wouldn't open his eyes and he just nailed his mom.
Nobody wants that.
And that's not the worst part.
A man his age wants to have sex constantly.
And that's a problem?
After a certain point, yes.
There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire that's burning between my legs.
Cucked, but we're done with this fucking shenanigan links, uh, no further links, thank you chat,
no further links.
Oh, uh, alright, let me fix that, alright, not yesterday, we were on the god seat
until the fucking boat I fucked us in the ass, not gonna lie, fucked us in the asshole.
You know what, actually, let's just fucking, let's just fucking,
it's not boat I blame, alright, alright, alright, like, let's, let's do, let's
said this once and for all because chat said nothing at the time of course right
they said nothing at the time but they said after the whole shenanigan deal was
brought over that I did it wrong right I did it wrong
you're not allowed to change sensitivity or some stupid shit which is not true
because I did this fucking thing and I did change sensitivity you're not
touch sensitivity he writes an old cap
all right let's let's fucking see here we create a world now we're gonna sell
this fucking debate once and for fucking all once and for fucking all man
Alright, let me bring up my F10, okay.
Alright, let's get an I.
Let's get the boat.
Okay, alright.
Now I'm gonna send this shit once and for fucking all, okay.
Place the boat.
How do you get in a bolt you right click?
And then you press F3C both this green which means we did this correctly, okay?
Now we're gonna throw the eye
And I'm going to change my sensitivity
All right, we're gonna press B you got press B
Why is nothing happening when I'm pressing B?
Maybe it wasn't open?
Okay.
No, it's open.
All right, sorry.
Now we're going to press fucking B, change, here we go, we're pressing B, you guys can't
see it.
I do display capture, you can see it now.
Wait, what the fuck?
Where's the little bar that shows the numbers?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck?
Where's that gone?
I get OSHA video to fix OBS. No, it's not OBS. I don't give a shit about OBS.
I have a display capture.
We've got fullscreen option.
No, I didn't do anything.
Dead clarified? Wait, what?
Ninja Brain 1, you enter your facility into the Ninja Brain What settings, then how can
you think you can change your sensitivity afterwards?
I did not enter my sensitivity into the settings.
That's the whole point.
I have never entered my sensitivity into the fucking settings.
the fuck? Wait, what the fuck? Wait. I'm trying to fucking open this, wait, in the
brain? Okay, what what what fucking number boat measurement? I did not put into, I did
not put in any sensitivity into this. Trying to argue with the dead, but he says I put
insensitivity into ninja brain I didn't put into the put in any sensitivity so I'm not sure
what he's referring to either way why is there not a number showing up chat on the the numbers here
with the jingle what happened with that
they're talking about god sense which means you don't have to do f3c when you get out of both
yeah exactly and I never set that up so I just do F3C manual why why are people
so fucking retarded it's crazy literally right
I resorted my craft. Jingle sometimes doesn't know if it's on okay I resorted my craft.
If I can sign this it appears to you, that's the one.
All right, if I can re-sign it.
Can we try turning it on and off again?
Okay, I'm just fine.
Oops, I didn't mean to do that.
Clearing CQ.
Alright, create new world.
Sheets on.
Creative.
Alright, here we go.
Alright.
Game capture doesn't work, okay now it works. Alright, let's see now if it works.
Alright, we go here, we do this. Blah blah blah, F.
Alright, first and foremost. I still don't have the fucking numbers for my
Jingo why why look I only have this shit where the fuck are the numbers we never
saw our numbers yes you did when I went into monitor capture you did
no ninja brain is not the devil Jingo this is Jingo we're talking about right
you know, jingle options, let's see, hotkeys, eye measuring, it doesn't, I'm just going
remove it and redo it. Resizing, I'm measuring script remove, and I'm measuring hotkey b,
Okay, let's see now, I still don't have numbers, I'm not going to install a tool screen.
Jingle plugins I measure predictor. Jingle plugins. Alright. Where the fuck are plugins?
i don't see any other plugins
uh... i measure projector
okay now we have it thank you again chat that wasn't so fucking hard
a bunch of fucking bullshit in chat right now
alright we got it
alright let's do it let's do it again
here we do this
we do right click we do
I have to reset this one, I'm going to reset this
And then we get green bolt, which is good.
Everything is good.
We go ahead and do this.
We change the sensitivity.
And then we press B. This is the line right here.
So we are 10 from it.
Does that work still?
Or should I re-align it?
I'm re-aligning.
Okay.
It...
That's whatever.
We re-do it.
Alright, so now we are
minus seven.
Minus seven, right?
Minus seven to get there.
Alright.
So we go here, we unpause F3C minus 7.
100% certainty, okay?
Let's go ahead and do this.
And then we type locate stronghold and it's at minus eight four one three five two.
All right, and now we do this, oops.
All right, I got to reset the first person, okay.
Reset.
And then do this, and do that,
and then you do this.
Hello, Mr. Force. Advice from here. I think I understand what the issue is. What you need
to install is the hobo skin as well as the language pack. Then everything you will want
from the game will come to you. Saddie, also you will get the record if you do.
minus eight, minus eight, okay, all right, so look at this, I changed my sensitivity
And I got this, and I got the exact place. This is the chunk.
Still wrong, it's not wrong because it's always a 4-4.
So you will get these chords that they want me to build in Nether will put me to this.
And I changed my sensitivity, right?
But you didn't get it first scan. Yes, and what was the difference between the first scan
and the second scan. Does anyone know? Raise your hand because I will tell you very soon.
You didn't turn raw input off this time. Exactly. So what is the answer here? The answer is not
the sensitivity. You can change the sensitivity however much you want. You just can't fuck
with raw input so when I did the thing yesterday some guy said do raw input then
try it in a new world and see okay I will do it in a new world and see so there
was a guy who said do raw input and I didn't do that previously when I measured
this I by changing sensitivity it's not the sensitivity but we will see now in a
new world. We will see now this will be the final test. Here we go. I bolt. Okay. Place
bolt I press this first F10 okay we got to reset this shit
There we go. Place the boat. Go in, go out. F3C, green boat. Alright, we're going here.
sensitivity. All right, somewhere there. That looks like minus four to me. So we go back,
press B, and then we do minus 4. And now we have these chords here. And then we do locate.
stronghold okay and we get the chords so what does this mean everyone in chat
saying you can't change your sensitivity you're not allowed to change your
sensitivity huh ninja brain dev coming in you can't change your sensitivity you
can't change your sensitivity all right you just can't do fucking raw input
alright because that changed it changed it but I'm allowed to do this all right
for better control over my fucking cursor right so you were wrong say it
with me chat you were wrong and I was right okay it was the one guy saying I
I had to change raw input to auth, which literally threw the run.
I mean, you can say whatever you want, but I literally just proved it.
I literally just proved it to you, right?
I literally just proved it.
It's right there.
It's even recorded for the ages, all right?
Sample size two seeds, tagged.
Oh, you think it's not gonna work every single time, huh?
Have you learned nothing from Forsen's law?
Are you fucking retarded?
I can do this in 10 seats in a row and it will work every time.
It will work every time.
I mean, if you want the humiliation fucking ritual, I can, but it's kind of like, we all
know what's going to happen.
All right, and then we do eye, we do boat, body, boat, all right, let me do this so you
can see.
Reset, all right, here we go, place this, go in, and then fill it, all right, place
it go in get out there we go okay green bolt and now we do it throw it change
sensitivity I'm changing sensitivity oh my god it is so good changing the
sensitivity minus three okay minus three minus three boom locate stronghold boom
you fucking bitchess I love changing sensitivity right fucking bitch ass
motherfuckers.
Huh?
You see what I'm saying, I did it wrong, yeah, I listened to fucking chat, put on raw input
like the video said, no, I don't follow the video, I follow the fucking laws of science.
I'm trying to borderless, I always do it like this because I cannot show, I cannot
see Ninja Rain Bolt.
You cannot pin it over a full screen, or can you?
Ninja Brain Bot, why can't you fucking pin this
over a full screen?
Sample size three, yeah, it's gonna work every time.
You're just retarded, all right?
I'm glad we got to prove this, though,
because people think I actually threw
by changing sensitivity, all right?
All this setting with the fucking guy
and chat's going, do raw input.
It has nothing to do with sensitivity.
I know this because I did this before.
I did this before.
We did the fucking God run, okay?
I did it before.
And look what Ninja Ben said.
Ninja brain is speechless, all right?
Because I just fucking mugged him, okay?
You can't change sensitivity.
You can't just do wrong.
Because that changes everything fundamentally.
But you can definitely change your fucking
Cursor sensitivity so you can hit the fucking measurement
How did you throw the gods in yesterday then because some guy said I forgot to put raw input
because the video said do raw input off or on whatever the fuck I don't know why
we changed it at least and that is the culprit because that's not what I did
before that's not what I did before but I assume that it just would lower your
in your sensitivity further right I assume that it will lower your
sensitivity further for better precision but I don't need better precision okay
I'm fucking top 1% fucking FPS player, okay. I have perfect position
Okay, I'm glad we got to establish that
It wasn't the fault of the gamer
But of chance, okay
I'm very, very happy we got to showcase this, alright.
Showcase it, try it without boat.
Why would I try without the boat?
The whole thing is literally called boat, I suppose.
Ah, here we go.
and that says he's right
and he's referring to me
he's referring to me
alright
you donate a boat
let me donate a boat, I don't know
I'm using a boat
because it's a boat time
we get lucky up in this bitch
they capture all
Alright, if you want something tested and done properly, you have to do it yourself, alright?
You have to do it your fucking self, alright?
Don't listen to no videos, don't listen to fucking chat, alright?
I did a simple little test
Because I remember not doing raw input and that was literally the culprit
Okay, it was literally the culprit and I found the culprit. It was hiding in plain sight
Plain sights
I don't know why people try to mug a 140 IQ Mensa started by, remember, right?
That's crazy to me.
That's crazy.
Literally, scientifically proven, I could be the best of the best, okay?
You have to have top 2% IQ to join Man's Life.
And here I am, right in front of you.
Can you doubt?
That's crazy to me, but...
Like a three-year-old doubting his parents.
You know what I mean?
Just take the word for it.
It's easier.
that's not really good
all right we got a nice bit
hey crystals keep the bed
bucket are you gonna bucket me
hey bucket man come here
Where there's no blacksmith?
Where there is no blacksmith?
Classic frozen.
Instead of admitting the flaws to yourself to break the narcissist curse of the gods,
seeds you blame some, I in chat who gave you bad insight info in regards to something.
Our departed boats force in CD2 that no real god game should meet.
Look.
You all said I'm not allowed to change the sensitivity.
That wasn't just the loin-head though, a lot of you.
In hindsight, you don't even know 95% of you don't even scream on the scale
And you use parrot whatever the fuck the first three cards says until everyone believes everyone, right?
Is that a shopping the fuck out?
right
If you don't know anything about the subject, right?
I would simplify it a lot
That would simplify a shit top, actually.
You can't change it if you want to do boat-eye.
What you're doing is just zoom micro with cosmetic boat.
What?
I don't even need to use the boat.
You're telling me?
My family was returning from a 7 day vacation today.
I didn't go, so that I wouldn't miss the record being broken.
They summed up the jet-stain,
whined surfed and swam with dolphins while I sat alone.
Please beat the record, so that I don't look like an idiot.
Why do I get news for you?
Yeah, I mean you're a bunch of fucking re-cards.
I mean I would be pleasantly surprised if I don't even need to use the bolt in the first place.
But, uh...
I don't know what you're fucking talking about, just...
You're just part of each other on the first stage, I don't know what you're talking about, so...
I'll try to do both for science.
Well, not the seed I have in blacksmiths.
Please, Fawesome, I can't take this anymore.
Watching you throw seed after seed after seed.
Every day I tune in expecting a different result, but it's always the same.
I can feel myself falling into the void just as you fall into the lava and this suffering.
We have scientifically proven that we are not high, it's real.
Okay.
Hello, Fawcett.
how many years do the aliens in Star Trek?
three
the left year
the right year
and the final frontier
a genie granted me one wish so I wished to be happy
now I lie with six dwarves and work in a mine
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
for the fuck is that about?
I watch Darkfuck
of
the
Okay, we got him.
Well, Lino's behind me.
Did I like this gravy?
I fucking didn't have gravy.
What?
What the fuck is this gravy?
Oh my god.
Oh my god
Now we have four I like it
16
Let's fairly grin.
of
the
Oh my god, there was a blacksmith on the seat, I didn't expect that.
Hello Mr. Force. I have a suggestion for you. I recommend that you should keep playing
Minecraft after you surely beat the record. Keep playing until you get a record that the
goblin will never beat. I'm sure a god gamer like yourself can do it. Smile.
The problem with that strat, which is what I did last time, right? It's a time that
he cannot repeat, but then science progresses, which is the issue. I cannot predict science.
And then suddenly you can cut off minutes of your run with new applications. And then
there's no point in me doing that right because then it's better I wait for the
same scientific tools
well I can't get up on this fucking boat
six
6A dead left.
Oh
Please don't be built in.
They're not built in.
Winnable.
Very, very winnable.
Okay, not bad.
Uh, what am I doing?
Boat.
Okay.
And there we go.
This is the Sanctu entry, if I can get really relatively far.
Very nice.
Here we go!
We got...
No...
No Sebastian.
And...
Orch...
And...
One at 21.
But that's too far.
I'm not...
Cost him that on it.
That is unplayable, unplayable.
of
I'm a fool.
This honey allowed on your lap.
Hello, Mr. Force.
I noticed your title last four to five days, Sid.
putting the juices back in the fridge today is a record
are you putting juices back in one by one and it would take you thirty thousand
days to put them all
please clarify the where
you about to chill
I'm sure you're stuck, right?
oh
All right it do go down
I don't know if that's true, I don't know if that's true at all.
I think I hear something in there which means I should be seeing something.
I like to
Don't do that
Alright, I like it when you find lava right away, but it's fine, we've got some village
here and we've got maybe one bastion.
Looks like we have a 17 bastion, unfortunately, but we do have infinity blocks.
There's a girl over there.
Okay, we're at the bastion at like 5.20, we have locks, that's fine, that's fine.
As long as the bastion is good, I'm looking at lava pour right now, I'm not too happy
about that.
Let's see if they're gold.
I don't know where they're at, okay.
16
To our left.
Alright, let's go ahead and do this.
No pulse.
of
the
This is terrible.
Two on the left, I suppose.
Okay, not bad, I will throw the pan, and that's all she grows.
I'm doing very good, so let's beat three right now.
I'm sure we're going to get enough pearls, we're all dead to the end, alright.
All right, unlucky, unlucky, but we were late on the timer anyway, let's see if it
What's too late?
It's over here, there's your stuff, we keep walking over here, you should see the fortress
right about now, unless it's built in, we don't see it, which is not a good sign, it's
there on this side.
Yeah, it would have been real, real, real tight.
It wasn't built in, but it was a wall covering the direction we wanted to go.
So I don't know what the best route would have been.
I like it, but yeah, we were slow on time because of that bastion, it was really slow.
Had to wait for some of the pearls.
We needed a better bastion.
A better bastion.
Hello, Mr. Force. I noticed that your title says,
Butting the juicers back in the fridge. Today, easy report.
I am starting to suspect that today is not referring to any specific day, but rather
Concept you lose to poop. Please clarify
No, there's a very high probability like yesterday 97
3% chance
I'm trying to get really unlucky and not get it today, but you know, it's a little likely
But alright, not too bad, not too bad seeds, by the way, yesterday it wasn't really bad
for village, but now we are getting some stuff here, there is some stuff.
We just need a faster entry to No Surface Lava, it'll be nice, it'll be very nice.
We gave off Hobo Hotels, they're good, they're good.
Okay, that's good.
That's still early.
That's hard.
That's still early. My favorite actor.
This desert should have a search mode right?
Alright, anything?
I guess we have to get this hay over here.
Apples aren't very good at being time-efficient.
All right, all right, all right, all we need is lava.
Oh, I'm good, yes.
Please service lava.
One time.
Okay we got it.
It's a little bit late though because of the
village being not very good.
all right it's fine give me bastion give me bastion we have a bastion 50
some days it just rains my man and some days I'll just fucking drop bastion
dropped except I don't see the banshee I see what you're looking at it's a piss and shit
Oh my god. Oh my god. I feel like I'm in a fucking apocalypse movie.
Oh my fucking lord of lord.
Wow this is too big.
G to the G and as I see a fortress.
It's a big big problem.
There you go, come back around the world around the world around the world around the world.
Alright, there we go.
Great Bastion, Great Bastion, Great Bastion.
Spoiler, the seat is dead.
Triple Blacksmith.
Seats.
Oh, I wanna see that.
I
Holds I didn't get water share water
fuck it
The EU comes in and won't fly, eat banana, set vacation, armadax, Janna now and Bartholomew
Welcome back, welcome boys.
Oops.
Now it pops.
That doesn't sound...
Desperate time, still for desperate measures.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh, hard.
I had a bit hard for the fucking shit to ignite.
I didn't think you would take 40 hits, even 40 damage, man.
Oh shit, there we go, 13...
13 obsidian!
Are you?
I need to kill these golems.
but we're still a little more through here
six
okay that should be enough
we don't need the the buckets
we do need however gravy
So we have to find...
No, dude.
Bruh, where's the gravy?
What the fuck is this?
I don't know what to do.
I don't even have a bolt for this.
That's built in anyway.
There's a building over here.
We got village surface level here.
But if you can't do why have you seen free see how often does you might be follow the candle other try don't if the clarify
How often and house the minecraft stand the Tel Aviv highly can the might make okay?
No
This is my
Oh fuck yeah, the hole.
It's all good Chad, it's a fucking 3 minute entry.
It's all good, it's all good.
Okay, it's all good.
We got one bashing over at 14, 5-9, 16.
I don't understand...
Maybe this way or this way?
So this one here fought this thing, right?
Now I love this game.
If you know what, I have a real problem capitalizing on it.
of
five
Alright, manhunt, lava board vision, which is not good for me, but it's not the worst
lava board, I assume.
on my left
okay um
they all are traded
I'm gonna check a lot of pigs
String, not enough. Yeah wait we have a little bit. Two beds is enough then.
Obsidian, we're gonna get, right?
We're gonna get Obsidian, right? Right chat?
I want to go in this direction, I see the fortress, let's go up here, high ground.
I'm gonna relax, I'm gonna relax, I'm gonna fucking relax, I don't see where the spawner
is, the spawner is built in here.
of
the
not them real
I'm lucky there is
Okay.
That's me.
That's minus 6, minus 6, yeah.
You can't see. Yeah, minus six. No throws. Minus six.
Minus six? Okay, minus six.
Alright, we go back to the hotkeys and we know where to press.
Okay, minus six.
look chat the certainty has nothing to do with the scan okay the certainty has to do
with the distance to the stronghold right there's only there's only so many unique pixels right
And you can only put some of the chunks in it.
This is fine with pearls.
what do you think?
Oh my god.
Let's go, Let's go, let's go.
How do you feel?
Let's go,
wow, these jumpers are so bad right now.
They're so bad.
That's really far, this one is dead actually, it's really far.
Okay, we just go with this.
One of these hundred twenty-five.
I
Rob this built in here
Lucky
And then I were to build down on top of it.
478.
And the altitude is really not in my favor.
8 chunks into the setting, this ends, and then we go 6.
We go again, render, level, entities, and let me just see that it's here, see if we
I'm down here
No, he don't
It's here
Alright
I like you
Alright. Alright, alright, alright. Don't say I never end through the end. Don't say I
I never entered the end of the challenge.
Why would I finish a dead gun?
I just have a wasted time.
And now, cutting in the front side,
I will jack Kulat, Mario Kart, Jesus Puddle,
Mr. Fist, make calls,
you've croaked that long with a 3, 2, 7, 4 months,
4 months, so it's not a good thing though, look at that.
PB, I don't give a shit about no PB, man.
They look like a fucking Minecraft speedrunner, do you?
All the world record is good enough for me.
But not bad, not bad seats today, I'm gonna be honest, we're getting at least playable
which is nice. Very nice compared to yesterday. I almost switched to BT for a second, right?
Like, is it my strap? Is it Benner's runs? No. It's Benner's.
I wear this shiny ass blacksmith, or there it is.
I don't know what I want to see right now is Bucketrade Woods.
No, it ain't worse, alright let's look for another one.
All the temples in Minecraft are dedicated to me, why would I desecrate my own temples?
Why?
I got six, that's bad.
I got a bit of a portal.
Nah.
This is pretty slow.
50, 50, 50 slow.
pretty slow. 50, 50, 50 slow. Bandage. The food is all the way up there.
I'm over it, I'm over that seed, I missed that one.
I'm a shoulder.
Ah, for real, don't collect the bed since you don't see the driver anyway.
Maybe I want to reset in the overworld.
Maybe I want to blow up the play spawner or something.
You are too bad at the game to see the multi-purpose of the bed
Is there anything in this center?
Oh my god, where are my buckets?
or called the way it can I just release in the furnace
yeah build
the girl what the fuck another one
I know I can just kill the golem but it's
We got Blacks right there.
I'm going to open this chest first to see what we need.
Okay, that's good.
16 and the Blacks.
You've got to be trolling me.
Pork all over there, no shit.
Oh
You know when you go and you swim in a pool or something and then your eyes are all foggy like
I'm tired or it feels like I'm tired, but you know you have shooting your eyes
That's how I feel right now from the pain in my shoulder.
Is that because of my little bitch?
I'm not injured playing minecrafts okay. I'm injured doing push ups. Where the fuck is
the blacksmith of the fucking top of the mountain
but it is probably prolonged by playing fucking minecrafts
This better be worth man, this better be the best cod on the Blacksword I've ever seen.
But I gave me more shoulder pain, I hope I'm right.
I wish I could stream in some hot lava right now.
Okay.
So they have importance down there.
No, no, no, no.
I was looking back as the ring alias the can be Joe X D
I'm starting to slide on the sides.
What are we doing about water?
What do we do about water?
Oh, we just have to go down.
We just have to go down.
Alright, we just have to pray for water down here. There was no farm or anything.
Pray. Pray. Pray. Pray.
Fuck.
If we had much faster than here at that one.
We are baited.
ocean blacksmith this could be it this could be it this could also be shit
it's a 50-50 either it's not shit or it is shit
Maybe it's a hit. It's not a hit.
Big blacksmith gun.
Okay, that's exactly what I need.
Might be exactly what I need to...
...bus.
I'm gonna do this save the gold because we won off
Alright, let's go.
What do we hop in, hop in to the abyss?
We can hop into the list. There's a portal.
We don't lava.
We can hop into the list.
All right, let's go.
Come on.
Okay, I'm playing a f***ing dungeon ball right now.
You really not gonna give me a fucking lava for one minute of digging, that's crazy, that's
crazy.
okay we're getting man where is it
the
the food
That's what's said back in my day
Ah, shit.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to do the same thing.
I'm going to do the same thing.
of
I'm getting the next life.
Hello Fawesome, I am a doctor with a PhD.
Listen to you have complained about your shoulder hurting, I believe I found a cure for your
shoulder.
I recommend you stop throwing immediately.
So I'll take off your attanus for the physical examination.
This guy's legit.
I don't know...
of
the
please be laugh
i got it though
it's far inland
i got a fucking shit
oh my god
where did you come from
keller? where did you come from?
you
You
Not, not nice enough.
There we go.
There we go. There we go, Master Bruce.
Well, where is the blacksmith?
No blacksmith.
That's fine, that's fine. We got plenty of shit to play.
Of course, under your tanganponi market, there are bets that you will not install the language pack or hobo skin by March 1.
It is currently at 78, an 85% chance for both. Do not install them key so I can get my money back from this donor.
That seems like an easy bet for me, I'm being honest.
That seems like an easy bet for me.
Come on baby, hit me with that.
Insta-lava.
Stands the guitars, doesn't it?
Ah, yeah.
I had to admit it's more exciting if you bet on the outcome of this, not gonna lie, but
keep me out of it, alright?
Keep me the fuck out of it.
I don't wanna know which way the odds are leading.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck it.
Oh fuck her.
Oh fucking big fuck her.
Oh fuck her.
fucker
I'm looking for
You can't hit me there
Now would be a good time to lava.
Four minute netters.
All of my best runs, the units said,
fuck in, god seal or whatever.
I've been fucking four minute netters.
When will you learn?
The actions! Have consequences!
Where the fuck is the lava though?
That's crazy.
Okay.
This is the lava we heard.
This lava doesn't make sound.
It was over before it even started, fool.
go back to doggy calling country 2 speedruns. Oh yeah! I should remember what game 2 speedruns
I forgot completely.
What does it sound?
Double blacksmith!
Double rainbow!
Yeah, I run the Dark Souls and Elden Ring, of course.
But then, oh yeah, we have World Record and Portals, we run them, too.
Wow, two Blacksmiths, no Iron.
Oh yeah, Portal, Darko Country, Dark Souls, Elden Ring.
I'm gonna speed out everything else, mine crossed the cross.
Resident Evil 6, huh?
I don't know how to speed out Resident Evil 6, did I do that?
I don't think so.
That's not really enough
I'm gonna just see that
I'm gonna go
nothing less than 11
I actually saw none of the boats.
Ah, fuck off.
I made a pickaxe and filled the notes.
Pop it over.
2 out, welcome back, I've been boycotting 2 years, snigging at all 5 junts with...
That's not good enough though, we've got a portal over there.
Is it good enough?
Ahhhh.
It just could be good enough for me.
I honestly won only in the corner so this couldn't be completable with only the pickaxe.
I think I skipped the buckets here? Yeah, let's do that.
Let's go let's go let's go let's go let's get one highball hotel there
I just get a couple of these in case he doesn't have a fire starter.
All right, only one only in here I think.
Wow look at that, look at that entry, sub 3 fingerlets, boom, golden pants.
Get me the good stuff, please.
Get me the good stuff.
You got one bash out of 18.
I don't know my shoulder.
Okay, oh Pat actually looks decent here.
Surprisingly so.
Oh my god, I almost popped him.
Okay.
Oh my god.
I almost popped him.
Oh my god.
I almost popped him.
Oh my god.
Okay, let's think about this.
Ah, I'm sure we can just do this instead of
Is there something?
This is enough, right?
Woo!
Oh, that's fucking great.
Uh, well, okay, we can just go straight up.
swim up and down. If this wasn't a shot at apple, coulda shot over there. You know what?
In this every shot you don't take, I'm known as a basketball player.
Do you think doing 4x4 seed gen is really worth it?
What if you're missing out on God seeds just because the villagers are just behind you?
I'm skipping dead cities because they're not very many.
But yes, I have probably only course of all this sea searching skipped the literal world
record see see what's probably right I probably skipped the absolute best seed
in the world and no one will ever know
it's possible it's possible that's why I always pick a service level seats in
In case there's a village right behind me, my ass.
Okay, we got a portal of a village.
I'm ready for three iron in here and a fire starter.
Obsidian fire starter.
Is there a warden who we just go bucket here?
There's a warden who we just go bucket here.
there's this website where you can vote for the most retard of retard of 2026 and we can't
let this Quincy 69 by beaters.
no vote for some or malganis will haunt your dick.
retard leader by.
most retard of 2026.
how would you vote for the most retard of 2026?
Fucking failure
We should be on the fucking list
We have uh...
Muckers in so far to have fucking tree.
We have a blacksmith over there.
This should be very good.
Was that complete of all you think?
Was that polar-comparable?
I forgot how it looked like.
I think it was completable.
Okay, where is this fucking golem?
Did I see him?
He's fucking stuck.
Alright.
We have to do this.
What is this?
This is pickaxe, right boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I'm even tempted in making an axe here.
Ow, you don't need a bucket.
Wait, we can make a bucket.
You can make a bucket.
Make a bucket.
I got so excited for this seed, I just wanted to play it right away.
double blacksmith
let's see what happened
I don't know what happened
I was going to put an item there in place
and then I put a firecracker there
and I got arrested
triple blacksmith
that is fucking crazy
Move out the fucking way Jake. Tell your parents and you're dead.
Dead mutes.
7 obsidian.
What do we do with 7 obsidian in the chat?
No way, no way
No, Black's N'Glare is so cringy
I'll be completely spent with y'all
Oh, we can't even relax me Blava.
We can't even relax me Blava.
we had to dig down I guess.
I must have seen a portal.
It's gonna be okay.
Temple hasn't shown to that apple.
Yeah, that one helped me.
Pumburumzler DMG, I was the one with the bike driver in the frame,
and they all do, I'm just gonna play a new one for you guys.
Oh yeah, I finished my book today by the way, chat.
The Long Walk by Stephen King.
There's one if you read it, there's two if you only watched the movie.
It's truly frightening.
Good book, I see.
I've been not... I did not...
kick out mom killers you have been warned
you have seven of these again six from the next bits bro I had no fire
stout ergy fucking cuck
no it was just it was just bad I'll be honest I don't know what he was
thinking about this for this book I think it was one of his earlier books
but it was literally just... it was just... we used really 30 different ways of having
fucking leg pain, right? That's what the book was about.
But I had to finish it, ending was so bad too, I can't believe it, I can't believe it,
no cool plot twist, no nothing, respect them.
Now I'm going to read another book instead, Not Best Didn't King. He has been put on the
shelf for a while.
I have to kill the Gauntlet of the Gauntless.
Okay.
I got the godness
the movie was bad
I didn't watch the movie
Probably the first even Kingbug I didn't like.
Why do you never make shears?
I do.
But not if I dig down.
Then you already have all the blocks you need.
Now for example I can do it.
It's not going to go out into the ocean man.
Hit me by the hand,
They get to the land
What a good dude
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
What the fuck is going on?
Holy fucking cancer.
I like their power though.
70, 91, 8, 10, and it builds, builds, 100 and fucking 15.
I can't think straight down because there's nothing for ground under me maybe I can
over here.
Dragon M7MV with 5 years since I don't know, 5 years where?
I got a job, Mr. Force, excuse you, L.
Oh, don't say that word, man.
Thank you very much, Mr. Pinterest.
OK.
Job, job, man, I love you, good job.
Yeah, I was in the bastion, but can we get a clever man there?
We walk into the fire.
Yes.
I rise
Huh? What's happening?
There's the thing all over this side?
Is it there?
It's here.
Lava poor!
That's surely possible.
No, have you seen the non-lawful section of this room?
It's just dead man, I can't get anywhere, I can't get anywhere.
Stare case is here right?
Stare case is full of khakri.
Unlucky.
Can you read?
Oh, look at the time.
Did you look at the time?
Time flies when you are getting dead neathers.
Ah, did I just miss the blackstip, did you see?
I don't see a blacksmith anyway oh my god where is that one?
There's no blacksmiths for me.
Here we go. Here we go.
That one's in the sky.
Well, unfortunately, there was a lot of time there.
Alright, I have to pass it out.
I have to pass it, I have to pass it.
The next showcase is the cliffhanger.
The cliff of hangers.
I don't know where I go.
I go somewhere.
Where is mine?
No way.
I'll get to rest my shoulders as well before the guard run.
That's very nice of you.
of you, sorry. Egg one, shaitan. Neither remind you that we got to maps on hardcore blind
last time, you see. Shut the hell up, Egg One, shaitan.
Why are you doing these village runs? It's always sub 500.
Hi, I'm Jonathan Rogers from Grinding Gear Games. Welcome to GGG Life.
Today we're going to show you an exclusive reveal of Path of Exile Mirage,
which is coming out one week from now on March 6th.
Twist drops are enabled on today's livestream, so you'll be able to claim your Mirage weapon effect by following the instructions below.
Now first things first, let's roll the trailer for Path of Exile to the right.
The Jin. They were bound to serve, but not to suffer.
The Aphoron just soaked our lands, trapping my Jin in an astral plane.
Break their chains, rest you now.
And you will be granted a wish.
An ancient evil yearns for his freedom, we must keep him even as long as we can.
Wait, what about trading the last one?
Is that a tree perv, I mean?
It's core now, okay. I mean, I thought it was a good mechanic.
In today's stream we'll take you on a deep dive into Path of Exal Mirage, where you'll unravel ancient mysteries, unlock new powerful rewards,
and become part of the eons old story of the Winter Secular.
There are also significant endgame changes coming alongside Barrage,
including a progression of the endgame storyline, a new endgame atlas system,
and as always, new rewards to match. After that we want to talk about the
slew of new holy 10 plus skills and supports, as well as an additional
sentencing class option added to the Scion, which some of you may find familiar.
Next we'll cover our new supporter packs, and then lastly have a live Q&A session,
where Ziggy D will ask Path of Exile Game Director Mark, as well as Game Design Octavian,
your questions from Twitch Chat. After the live stream, we'll drop the full patch notes at 11am
NZT or 2pm PST. So let's get started. I'll hand things over to Mark to introduce the new league.
Hi, I'm Mark Roberts, Game Director on Path of Exile. In Path of Exile Mirage, you'll be
taking on the Uffa Rude, a sect of desert-dwelling necromancers who have lingered in the
shadows for centuries. They are outcasts of outcasts, with no home or promised land.
Instead, they seek this sovereignty through darker means.
The Uffa Rood have captured the souls of Jinn throughout Raeclast. They are killing them,
sapping their energies for purposes unknown. You must fight your way past the Uffa Rood's
necromanter creations to find the captive Jinn. Here, for Raster, an ancient Marraket
sorceress has been doing what she can to protect the gin but she needs your help to
feed them. After successfully defeating them you will then be asked by Varasta to
enter the astral realm and break the tether trapping the gin there. This gate
to the astral realm is a mirage, an imperfect copy of the area around the
captured gin. Now when we say an imperfect copy we mean that quite
literally. Hold tight, because this leak mechanic has some serious implications for
juicing areas. We'll get to that in a moment.
Brarasta can augment the magic of the Mirage further, as she allows you to enter, giving
you the option to choose one of three wishes before you do so.
These wishes are modifiers that will apply to the Mirage area and have some pretty
30 potent outcomes. There are wishes that grant extra rewards, such as the wish for glyphs,
which causes all portal and wisdom scrolls in the mirage to instead drop as other currencies.
Or wishes that will spawn rewarding enemies. Such as the wish for avarice, which replaces
a number of packs in the area with gilded enemies that convert their equipment drops
to gold and wishes that can grant you extreme power while inside the mirage such as the wish
for souls or the wish for godhood which allow you to consume the souls of your enemies or
make you completely unkillable.
Each wish is also marked with the sigil of one of three powerful jinn the sand jinn fire jinn
or board a gem. Depending on the sigil chosen, monsters within the affected
mirage will have a small chance to drop one of three new coin currencies. A coin
of knowledge, coin of power or coin of skill. Each of these coins can be used
on a max-leveled skill gem, corrupting it and augmenting it with a random
support that matches the color of the coin used only one skill that is imbued
this way can be socketed into a given equipment item at a time meaning you
cannot have two imbued skill gems in your body armor as an example that's one
of the rewards but let's get back to the area to area mechanic once you've
made your choice of wish enter the mirage and fight your way through the
monsters and astral hazards to find the tether holding the gin. Shatter this chain to free
the gin. Step by step, weakening whatever dark plans the Uffa Rood may have for Reclust.
Wishes are not the only value a mirage has to offer to an enterprising exile. As we
mentioned earlier, mirages are an imperfect copy of the area the gin occupies in Reclust.
will copy almost anything as long as it's within the domain of the gin.
Marajas created from an in-game map for instance will have all Scarab, Atlas and map modifiers
the area had.
Marajas created next to a strongbox will have a new strongbox ready for you to open.
Blights can be defended again,
legions fought once more, and so on.
Effectively, you get a portion of your map
to play a second time,
and everything you did to enhance the content of that map
applies in the Mirage too.
These recreated copies of League mechanics, however,
have been warped into reality
by the power of the Mirage.
And this has some side effects. For one, a recreation may not be perfect,
the factions of a Legion may differ from the one the Mirage copied, or the variety of strongboxes may
change. The mechanic may be empowered with new threats and rewards that are customized to each
mechanic and are only available when doing that mechanic in the Mirage. For example,
Ultimatums recreated in Mirages will have new threatening modifiers added to the usual pool.
Restless Ground can raise slain enemies to fight again, or Cricksand will grasp a new threat.
As a reward for these new threats, Mirage Ultimatums can provide the new Sinistral or Dextral Catastres.
These catalyze jewelry with increased effect of either Prefix or Suffix modifiers.
As you can imagine, there's a lot of potential here.
Another example is that Calgoran War, recreated in the Mirage, has a chance to be replaced by a Formaturgic Hourglass.
A powerful, magical device that your Calgoran friends can mine in order to obtain vast quantities of Formaturgic Dust.
I've never had a non-white map, and a little bit of Mirage.
White encounters recreated in Mirage have one of their lanes replaced by Uffarood Enemies.
It was like this game where I never had the balls to play a fucking blind high-climbing character.
That's like you can reward a new base type.
The cord belt.
The implicit of this belt allows it to be anointed, causing it to grant a passively notable of your choosing.
As a quick note, Imprisoned Gen will generally be near the content they can empower in the mirages.
So you don't need to worry too much about getting lucky with where your content generates in an area.
As the campaign doesn't generally contain too much additional League content for the Mirages to empower,
we've gone and added a whole bunch that will force spawn near the gym.
So your campaign experience will double down on being more action-packed and rewarding.
Now of course, if you're travelling through Mirages, encountering new enemies,
and slaying them you can expect to find some new uniques.
The upper rude are not only torturers but thieves
and have over the centuries stolen away priceless Marrakeith artifacts.
Using their powers of rot and disease, they have twisted these items to suit their own purposes.
Flesh render is one such artifact, an ancient and exquisite Marrakeith blade
that has been tarnished and befell.
Its rusted and jagged edge is perfect for poisoning and withering your enemies.
However, the rushter has in her command the power to restore these once lost Marrakeith treasures to their former glory.
Acquiring a coin of restoration by slaying monsters and mirages allows any unique obtained from the upper root to be transformed into its Marrakeith counterpart.
Its glorious original form.
Flesh render, for example, transforms into Skysunder, the original Marraketh blade that radiates with the glowing heat of the desert sun.
When you have like monsters, Skysunder reflects that ignite back to sun, which proliferates to nearby enemies in a massive area.
If you meddle with the affairs of the upper route for too long though, you may draw the
eye of the Mirage League's new in-game boss, Sarish, of the Weeping Black.
Sarish also has a set of powerful, exclusive items, yours for the taking, if you're able
to defeat him.
Wait, so that's the Mirage League?
That's my favorite belt.
Well, to face all the new evils, you might want some righteous skills, some holy skills.
In 328 you'll have access to a slew of new options to bring divine devastation and return
the faithfulness to their rightful graves.
We're also introducing some supports to go with them as well as some new transfigured
gems.
Let's go over a few examples.
With holy hammers, you slam the ground to call down a hammer of justice from the
sky.
If this hits an enemy, an additional Holy Hammer will cascade forwards, which itself can
further cascade and so forth.
Expending a power charge when using the skill will cool down an additional two hammers, which
can also cause cascading slams.
The more numerous your foes, the more instruments of holy judgement.
Sweep is an old skill.
In fact, it is so old that it's one of the very first skills ever implemented in Path of Exile, over 15 years ago.
It's been loooooong overdue for some attention.
With 328, it has been reworked into Holy Sweep.
This skill converts some of your physical damage to lightning with shiny new effects to match.
Some enemies struck by the initial sweep will have hammers of light batter them from above.
These hammers cause area damage where they land, so plastered enemies are demolished by repeated impacts.
When successfully hitting an enemy with Holy Strike, you're summoned forth a floating Holy Armament,
a glowing mace that follows you closely.
These weapons are minions and will attack with Holy Strike themselves whenever you do.
These Holy Armaments will copy the stats of your main hand weapon to deal their damage.
Stand against your foes with Shield of Light, a retaliation skill which will allow you to unleash a cone of holy light upon enemies after blocking a hit with your shield.
Additional cones of light will also pour forth from your nearby allies when you hit with the skill, allowing you to recruit your holy army to create purging light.
Divine Blast emits a beam of holy light from your shield,
coalescing into a hovering ball of energy.
A few moments later, this unstable orb bursts,
exploding outward with divine power.
Hallow supports melee attacks, causing them to inflict a new debuff,
Hallowing Flame.
Hallowing Flame builds up as charges on enemies,
being consumed when attacked. Consuming a stack of hallowing flame gives the attack that consumed
it a significant amount of extra fire damage, but only those who did not inflict the hallowing
flame are able to consume it. Perfect for those of you who enjoy a more supportive play
style with your army of holy sentinels. Or friends. Muin there online. We've also
added sources of this debuff to a number of other places, such as unique items, cluster jewels,
and the Guardian Ascendancy class.
We also have another batch of new transfigured gems, with many of these being variants for
gems which previously had none. One example is the shockwave totem of authority, which
cuts its higher damage dealing over at your location instead of its own. You might also
enjoy orb of storms of squalls. These storms warp directly to targets when you use lightning
skills and arc lightning upon doing so. This gives you a mobile storm of destruction that
follows you as you dive into battle. We'll leave the rest of the transfigured
skills for you to comb through in the patch notes. Speaking of the patch notes, as always
we'd love to shake up the meta, so we've done a bunch of balance adjustments to a few
other things as well, such as a pass on bloodline classes, expanded the passives
available to the Templar section of the passive tree, and various improvements to
existing holy theme skills such as static strike, holy flame totem, and dominating blow, by the lights.
We're also doing our usual improvement to some of the least played ascenity classes.
This time with a focus on Guardian and Warden.
Speaking of Ascenities, let's talk about the Scion and her new Rall Aquarian Ascenity class.
For those that have played the legacy of Frisha events, this class will seem familiar.
The Rall Aquarian is a learned Scion that has studied history at the Oriath Academy.
She is a part of a secret society of Oriathans dedicated to collecting and
and discerning the strange properties of unique items.
All of the passive powers come from these unique items,
found from throughout Ray-Clust.
After ascending, first select the power of a unique armor.
Victario's influence increases the level of all your auras
and gives them a much larger area of effect.
Or instead, take Killuava's Bluster,
giving you a chance to have extreme elemental resistance against incoming
hits. Next, pick from a unique weapon power. Widow Hail greatly increases the bonuses gained
from your quiver, or Marta's teaching, which causes your minion's critical strike chance
with attacks to be equal to your main hand weapons. Lastly, pick your Crown Jewel, a
unique jewelry power. Astral Projector causes no-vespels to cast from enemies rather
than from yourself. Or take Astromentus, simply giving you a huge boost to all your attributes.
Due to all the ways you can mix and match unique powers, the Rall Aquarian has more flexibility
in how you build it compared to any other Ascendancy class in the game. Our plan going
forward is for the Rall Aquarian to not be a static Ascendancy class, and between
With each expansion, the unique powers which are offered will change.
If you don't like what she offers this expansion, hopefully she'll have the power of your favorite
unique item in the next one.
Time to move on to the endgame.
With this expansion we are aiming to liven up the endgame, giving players new experiences,
strategies to leverage, and streamlining or removing the more frustrating tasks.
changes will be coming to the Atlas and how you engage with maps without interfering with
the beloved core experience that has made mapping so successful.
In the last few in-game updates, you experienced Zana's story, how she helped defeat the
Elder, tried to stop exiles from going mad in the Atlas, and faced new threats pouring
forth from it.
In the most recent expansion, she eventually realized that there was only one way forward
to destroy the Atlas. Zana's recent actions have now weakened the already
strained and tattered edges of its realities, reshaping how we interact with
the Atlas entirely. To explain how this changes your interactions with the
Atlas, we first want to establish some context while having a bit of a trip
down memory lane. 27 expansions ago, back in Path of Exile 3.1.0, the war
for the Atlas. We had a mechanic on the Atlas where the Shaper and Elder were engaged in war.
This manifested as influenced regions on the Atlas that affected specific maps.
The ever-changing influenced regions made the Atlas feel more like a physically connected space
rather than just a fancy way of visualizing a checklist of completed maps. However, one of
the main frustrations with this mechanic was that you constantly needed many different
specific maps in order to manipulate the influenced regions.
We realized we'd love to again have mechanics that manifest physically on your atlas,
but would have to address the issue of always needing those specific maps.
The first major change we'll be making to solve this is divorcing map items from specific areas.
As an example, instead of having a Mesa map, you will now find, say, a Tier X map.
To open a Mesa map now, just locate and select Mesa on your Atlas, put in your map item,
click Activate and you're good to go.
That Mesa may drop a Tier 11 map.
You can then immediately return to your map device, which will default to the last map
run, and then run it again.
Or, choose a new map to use it on.
It's your choice.
This is one of the many benefits to this change, which is that if you are the type of player
who enjoys chaining the same map over and over, or the type of player who prefers to
jump around, it is equally easy to do either strategy or even switch between them at a
moment's notice.
For example, if one day you're farming burial chambers, hoping to eventually get a headhunter
from divination cards, and you decide you need to change your rhythm, you can seamlessly
swap to your boss farming Atlas tree and spam Mesa for peak boss killing efficiency.
Up until now, this would have required having some Mesa maps stashed, setting all your favorite
maps to Mesa or doing a whole bunch of trading.
You'll also notice that the structure of the Atlas has changed.
If you haven't played in a while, here's a look at it before and after.
You will now begin at the center of the Atlas, with each corner housing one of four voidstone
slots.
In addition, all the content accessed from your map device now exists physically on
the Atlas, so you can see everything available in the endgame as you reveal the fog of
war.
This also means that all unique maps are now present on the Atlas, including some old favourites
that are appearing for the first time.
Don't worry though, you don't need to complete all of Grand Masters every league.
You now gain one Atlas skill point per unique map completed, up to a maximum of 10.
Given there are around 20 unique maps, you only need to complete the half you want,
if you can get your hands on them.
Note, you aren't losing any Atlas skill points.
These have been moved to new places,
and actually, you can get more than before.
Due to Zana's actions, Egan now has a new goal
and is determined to stop Zana's destruction
by making use of a mysterious new discovery,
Arcane Astrolaves.
Zana is currently traversing the threads
that weave the Atlas together, severing them.
With these new astrolabes, Egan is able to trace her movement, but using them causes dangerous side effects.
When you use an astrolabe on a map on the atlas, a shape to region will manifest itself in that quadrant, affecting many of the maps within it.
There are many different kinds of astrolabes, and they apply different types of shape to regions.
That's a bit of color, Calec.
For example, an abyssal region, which
causes all the maps to have an additional abyss,
or a blighted region, which adds a blight encounter.
Completing the content added by the astrolabe
will remove the shaped region's influence from that map.
Upon doing so, every other map remaining in the shaped
region will gain an additional modifier. This means as you progress through the
shaped region, maps you run will become more and more intense, with the relevant
mechanic getting more and more juiced.
Finally, at the end of the region of maps, once you have successfully rid the
Atlas of the shaped region, Egan will take you to one of four memory vaults
where there are powerful rewards to be had.
He cares only for the knowledge hidden within that vault, so any items are yours for the taking.
Each vault is associated with a specific quadrant on the Atlas,
so you are able to target a certain vault if you're wanting to try to get a specific type of reward.
One such vault is the Archon's Vault, where you'll be rewarded with powerful unique items.
or the zealots vault to acquire valuable currency items.
This new shaped region system is one that promotes running many different maps.
But for players that want to engage with this new system while still wanting to run the same map over and over again,
the synthesized stability keystone on the Atlas tree enables exactly that.
With all the new endgame changes, we thought it would be also good to mention some handy
tips and tricks for quickly navigating the new Atlas.
When using the map device, the Atlas defaults to your previously run map, so running the
same map over and over is as few clicks as possible.
You can right-click unique maps or map fragments in your inventory to automatically
Open your Atlas to that location with the map already placed and ready to run.
When you select a special area that requires multiple items such as to fight at Zerry or
open the domain of Timeless Conflict, if you have the fragments to access that in your
inventory it will automatically add them to the map device in the right spot.
That's the core of the new endgame, but there's a lot more endgame changes coming
in 328.
Let's blast through them.
Over the last few expansions, we've been working on streamlining the mapping experience.
And we've wanted to continue to minimise busy work, so you can spend more time doing what
you love, killing monsters and getting loot.
To that end, we've made a number of changes.
We won't get into too much detail, but here's a quick summary of what you can expect
to have received adjustment.
removed cartographer's chisels and map device crafts entirely. The loss of
content and photography has been compensated for in other places.
Voidstone's now grants special global bonuses while socketed on your Atlas,
including adding the new originated Voidstone which enables specific
Atlas bosses to drop exceptional supports. We'll elaborate more on
that in the next section. T17 maps as you know it have effectively been removed. The
bosses have been kept around and they better fulfill their original purpose of being a
gateway to target farm uber pinnacle bosses. The most annoying modifiers on originator
maps have been removed or replaced. No more getting turned into a slug for simply using
skills, and no more will you be incapable of dealing damage periodically. Petal skills
and originator maps have been removed, however some of their effects are now available from
the altars and memory threads. Memory tears, instead of adding a memory thread to your
atlas, will now drop an itemized version of that thread, allowing you to save it
for later, or traded at your leisure.
We've added new scarabs, such as this Expedition Scarab of Infusion, which can generate some
truly tempting logbooks.
And for those of you looking to take on the ultimate one-on-one fight, the Anarchy Scarab
of the Exceptional will place a true antagonist level rogue exile threat on your map, empowered
by every type of Wildwood whisk, possessed by a tormented spirit, augmented with rare
monster modifiers and affected by a shrine, this exile is not to be trifled with.
Alongside that, not also chainsawers, such as the Beyond Scarab of Resurgence, which now
causes all three Beyond Bosses to appear when a Beyond Boss would spawn in your map.
On top of that, we've made improvements to a number of weak Atlas Tree passives,
such as Pillage and Plunder, which now grants a chance for items dropped by Syndicate members
to have a fractured veiled mod.
Check out the near-the-parts-not-taken Keystone, which means your maps on average will drop
twice as many divination cards.
But which ones can drop will be a mystery.
And last but not least, we've also made some changes to Kingsmart shipping, such
as we swap the rewards given by sending ore and crops. I wonder what this new
port will send back. Ports will now give more rewards for favored resources and
you can even reroll them for gold if they're not offering what you're after.
Specific ports will now reward specific tattoos and room grafts making it
easier to target the ones you want.
Not to mention, the Calgurans have discovered several new powerful rune grafts for you to
get your hands on, such as the rune graft of Fury, which causes you to gain rage on using
a life flask, and the rune graft of Resurgence, which causes arcane surge to also grant
life regeneration.
We mentioned earlier about the Originator Voidstone enabling access to exceptional supports.
So let's get into that as there's a decent amount to cover.
After defeating the Incarnations of Fear, Neglect and Dread, you will obtain the Originator
Voidstone.
As mentioned earlier, this Voidstone allows new, exceptional support gems to drop from
many bosses across the Atlas.
These new supports are an improvement over the old Awakened Support System, which is being
phased out.
Awakened supports have long been a capstone investment for a character, but there's existed
a gulf between the more interesting ones, such as Awakened Spellcascade, which has
some additional transformative effect, as opposed to some of the simpler Awakened
supports, which just have slightly higher numerical values.
Exceptional supports will all be transformative, serving as an additional late game tool to
customise your build around, and extending character customisation and creation even
later into a build's life.
One of the goals here is to provide interesting build choices even at later levels and deep
into the endgame.
However, we are certainly not aiming to reduce top-end player power with these changes.
Exceptional supports will still be super strong.
used well, they will catapult your character even further than before. So, how many are there,
and what exactly do they do? There are over 40 new exceptional supports to discover, adding
additional enticing drops to bosses that may otherwise have felt not as worthwhile to run,
giving players extra reason to take on those two projects. For instance, from the king
in the mists we have the Hex Toad support. This support creates areas of swampy cursed
ground, which spawns toads that bounce towards enemies and then explode, dealing chaos damage.
What did he say?
From the uber elder we have the void storm support, which causes your reigning attacks
to create celestial storms of energy that grow over time, detonating as you approach
for massive damage. Defeating the incarnation of Neglet made when you the Frostmage support.
Similar to the existing Archmage support, you are rewarded for stacking mana to enhance
your spells with extraordinary cold damage. We'll tease some more of these before launch,
but there will be many, many more for you to discover.
Keepers of the Flame is coming back. However, we do know that many players have
issues with the walls and hive encounters. In order to address these concerns, we'll
be making a number of changes. One of the biggest problems is that walls would block
your projectiles, meaning that when a hive randomly spawned in your map, it would make
it harder to clear. In order to prevent that, walls and hive encounters will now be destroyed
by any damage. But we also wanted to make sure we reduce
the visual clutter they cause. Hives and their walls are now smaller.
To allow players to engage with Hive Encounters quicker when they do want to help Elith, we've
added a new Atlas Passive which drastically increases the detonation area of unstable
walls, causing them to reliably chain react and destroy the majority of remaining walls.
For those who don't want to deal with the walls at all, there's now a pair of
keystones that allow you to block hive encounters or unstable breaches, if you want.
Now that this is a core league, we don't want you to have to grow your Genesis tree from
scratch on every league start.
So now, each womb gift slot is already usable by default, and access to the monastery
of the keepers will be gained by finding Aelith, starting in Act 6 mudflats.
Now with Atlas Tree and Scarab Support, you can have multiple unstable breach encounters
active in a single area, for maximum ruckus.
Speaking of Atlas Tree and Scarab Support, we've added plenty.
Here are a few examples.
The Massing Force's Atlas notable grants a chance to have additional unstable breaches
in your maps.
The Breach Scarab of the Martial guarantees a breach price, but I don't like the trust in the Hive.
The Breach Scarab of the Incensed Swarm replaces all of Elith's skills with Enraged the Hive,
increasing the difficulty and reward from Hive monsters in all subsequent waves.
Graffitems will no longer exist, but we've moved several of the Graffit skills to new exceptional supports,
such as the Hiveborn support, which summons an army of Breach minions to do your bidding when you use a supported offering skill,
and the Foul Grasp support, which calls forth a field of grasping breach hands when you recall Brands,
exploding with exploding damage when enemies approach them.
We're looking forward to seeing how these improvements and additions are received, alongside a lot of what Keepers also has to offer.
From the new bosses in their bloodline through to the Genesis tree and its many different crafting options like fowlborn unix
Also with its new narrative we look forward to extrapolating on all of this
Highborn and its breach lords in the future
That covers all the new content we're adding and that was a lot from a new in-game system
several new reward types new ways to juice maps all of which you can double up in the new mirage
League, and all that alongside a suite of new holy skills, a new ascendancy class, and
an insane amount of new character customization in the in-game.
However, an important part of Path of Exile expansions is making sure there is a continued
effort to improve quality of life.
So let's get into that now.
You can now favorite trades on the currency exchange.
This consists of selecting two currencies that you want to be able to trade between
with a single click and setting them as a favorite trade.
Favorite trades will appear by default on opening the currency exchange and will still
auto suggest a ratio based on recent trade data.
A further improvement to the currency exchange is the ability to open and interact with your
stash while you have the exchange window open.
Now when trading in a full set of divination cards, it will automatically be handed
in to become the resultant item. If you then turn in another set immediately, the reward
from the previous set will be transferred to your inventory directly, assuming there's
enough free space to do so.
Labyrinth fontcrafts that previously gave a random transfigured gem now allow you to
choose which transfigured gem of that type you'd like to receive. The asynchronous
This trade item sale history is now hoverable, with full item descriptions of the sold item.
When using divine orbs, you can now tell exactly which modifiers can be randomized.
The ritual icon will now glow if you've got significant unspent tribute in an area and
all rituals are complete, and a pop-up will appear after the final ritual completion.
Also on the topic of ritual, you can now quick use vessels on completed rituals.
Have you ever tried to click a divine shrine surrounded by enemies and find it extremely
difficult to click?
Well, shrines now take priority over monsters when clicking in an area they overlap.
Since 3.24 we've been looking to add new ways to improve the campaign experience
and 3.28 is no different.
This patch we've added over 20 landmark rooms throughout the campaign, scattered across all
10 acts.
Some of these rewards are pretty useful stuff, so keep an eye out for the new and unexpected
runes, side passages, chests, and encounters as you progress throughout Ragnost.
We want most of these to be a surprise, but we'll show you just one.
There is now a small central island in the Carderay Fortress, all inhabitants of
which will drop a basic tattoo when slain.
Next up we're going to be talking about our new supporter packs. Today we're launching
two new series of supporter packs. The Curator of Wisdom and Iron and Carcerator packs. Each
chair contains the packs full face value and points alongside several exclusive micro
transactions. As always, the micro transactions in these packs are purely cosmetic and do not
affect your character's power or progression in any way. The curator of Wisdom Series of
Supporter packs contains seven exclusive micro transactions. The traveling Wisdom back attachment
has all the necessary tools you may require to chronicle your journey, complete with a
helpful rat friend. These chronicles will activate their magic upon identifying items
and will track the number of items identified of each rarity. Just hover the item or link
it in chat to show it off. The acquired wisdom unique finisher effect summons an ancient scroll
that consumes unique enemies and the knowledge they hold. Most exiles would struggle carrying
piles of scrolls while travelling Rayclust, but the grand curator of wisdom armor
is perfect for the adventurer scholar. Any expert curator knows that scrolls
hold more than just knowledge, they also hold power. As you cast spells the
scrolls attached to the armor will burn away before rematerializing shortly
after. It also features a series of helmet variations so you can get
precisely the look you're after. Summon your scroll shaper familiar pet to
follow alongside you. This creature is formed from folded magical texts and can
shape-shift between different forms. You can think of this as having multiple
pets in one. It can fold into a fox and then even burn away,
reforming into a flying bird.
This series of packs also contains the scroll portals. Jumbo sized versions
of the scroll of wisdom and portal scroll that you can make a quick retreat through.
A supreme catalogue of knowledge can't remain in one place for too long and risk being pillaged
by thieves. The Titan apex hideout features a colossal Titan who carries your base of
operations atop their shoulders, constantly moving through a boundless desert.
The iron incarcerated pack also contains sex-exclusive micro transactions.
The incarcerated's restraints back attachment features stock age that were used to immobilize
prisoners by binding them to the earth as they were tortured for their wrongdoings.
Shackles envelop your choice of torturing device when using the chains of the incarcerated
weapon effect.
These change shatter into links as you batter enemies.
Make your way through Red Clust as a walking penitentiary, intimidating your enemies with
the elite iron incarcerated armor set.
After a long day of tracking down criminals, step into the iron maiden portal to retreat
to your torture chamber.
It acts as a great deterrent for would-be intruders.
This peculiar creature was a favourite amongst incarcerators.
They would be sent into the midst of prison riots to mesmerise and control the toughest
of minds.
Use their talents to charm other players' pets, causing them to abandon their owners
and follow in line behind you instead, at least until it wears off.
What better way to execute prisoners when your torturing has depleted their value?
their souls to fuel this map device, condemning them to eternal incarceration.
Your kills within the map are also recorded based on the rarity of the monster.
You could choose to pin an execution session that you're satisfied with
on this miniature leaderboard, which is displayed for all that dare enter your hideout.
Additionally, all micro-transactions from these supporter packs
will be made available for use in Path of Exile 2.
Thank you so much for your ongoing support.
We're just about to start the Q&A with ZED.
Afterwards, we'll post the full patch notes for Path of Exile Mirage
at 11am New Zealand time 2pm Pacific.
With release at the end of next week,
our community team will be with the Central Information Committee for the release.
Keep an eye on the news.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
EU4.
Team Hardy looking back.
Sorry, Shipper.
Xenon.
Johnny A.
Oh, I'm just thinking you're really majestic.
Jaws and juice cannon.
I'm just saying.
Well, I like the fact that they are in New Zealand.
Well, I like the fact that they are in New Zealand at least because all the stuff for
this is a private time for us in Europe, 8pm, instead of in the fucking morning or some
and shit and they prime time.
G'day Exiles, welcome back.
It's Edie here joined by Game Director Mark Roberts
and Game Designer Octavian to do a post-life training
discussion for an hour, two hour, three hours.
We'll see.
That's the fucking retainer.
Especially with us discussing things like ground blutes,
end game breach, Kingsmarch, balance.
There's a lot to cover here.
walked in here with you forever, Ziggy.
Yeah, that's good.
Let's do it.
And, well, let's start off by just welcoming Octavian here
to the show for the first time.
And what brings you here with us today, Octavian?
This guy, I don't know.
He's the one he said he should.
No, I mean, I've been doing a lot.
So we'll get into more details later, probably.
But the teams between P1 and P2
have become a little bit more distinctly split as of late, you know,
there's definitely still some people who jump back and forth, but myself,
I work fully on P1 at the moment.
And I've been doing a lot of the design work on, you know, pretty much
everything to do with the 320 expansion, you know, it's not just me.
I'm working with a number of other designers, but I've had my, my hands
in a lot of it.
Yeah.
I mean, it represents a part of the X1 one, like getting the team and resources
that are there.
Yeah, it's about the next long some spicy expansions every one of the four months or something you've trying to do now
So it's a it's a pretty exciting thing for you. Okay. We want to I mean
It's a lot to take on for sure like and there's been some great
Like team was split merge team and now we're kind of splitting again and we're kind of going all over place
But honestly what allowed us to do
the split this time is
Octavian and Andrew who's not here, but hopefully in maybe
I don't know if you can figure that out, but with Octavian here, stepping up in season control
and having that X-factor design, which is something that I would say Jonathan and I have,
and pretty much before I was going on this thing and forth from the game so aggressively
and I was just like, oh, there's so much context switching going on.
I didn't feel like I was giving enough time to each product, because I was so spread
truth and as they say and all this and so all of a sudden yeah we're Octavians
you know just like let me do it and so here's who we are and it's this real
awesome story we're now you know Path of XR1 obviously you know you started by
Chris you got Jonathan you got Eric and obviously they started the project they
started grinding gear and they had this you know
Obviously they hadn't played the game before because the game was new right and so they're developing it
And you know release it in the list and now you've got this thing where it's you know with Jonathan's obviously still in the picture
But you got this thing where it's kind of like me with Octavian and Andrew or three of us coming in to the company as players
Through QA now getting to this point and so like I mean a lot of what Octavian's getting is the story
I got and
Obviously I'm all for that because I got lucky and I'm happy about it and I love my job and
So I'm seeing this happen again. It's exciting and yes, it's bloody cool. Well also
makes things easier for me you know I'm like way less stressed about it and way
less spread too thin I get to actually focus on the quality and I mean it's
just an all-round win and yeah first time Octavian here doing these we'll see a
lot more of them I'm sure unless something goes catastrophic today
Good luck!
What is the Q&A?
I'm confident.
I'm confident about the Q&A.
I'll make sure to head on over there for questions.
If you're looking at a, how did I do for my first time?
I think I'll make sure to check out the Pantamux on the rush chat.
Check it out.
Then there's the game pin.
Can't talk about it and can't answer the questions.
And you know, I'm sure hopefully you'll answer the questions.
Or on the banner below.
Maybe it's going to be a bit more formal than suffering when I've been talking to Mike.
This is good content, it's a big deal, it's a big deal, it's huge.
You know, killing TS17s, we're champions, we're champions everywhere mate, it's tough.
All right,
where is the team that you need?
All right, are we on a Godseed or not? That's what I want to know.
Diamond pick lava, surface the lava.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Invalid run, why? It's only been running for 54 minutes.
What do you mean?
I got some rest in my shoulder, but it's still no bueno.
Oh, he didn't have a bucket place here.
Okay, you can give me the stuff now.
I would appreciate it.
Some one hour entry boys, let's go!
reminded that we don't need a city, 100% a city in here, if we make it to the last shim.
You have a diamond pickaxe.
of
the high ground
Don't do that.
Oh my god.
I clicked it by mistake.
I fat fingered it.
still f**king valid man
how do we do this?
stay down baby
i think so, go your way
I was built...
There was two fucking bastards in Mexico, though.
That's why the empty count was so high.
Well...
It was fucking doomed.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can do
come on black smith god black smith
I know you're hiding in somewhere, there it is, fucking shit, it's smooth.
nothing here
Okay, here we go.
Double blacksmith, sating so.
Should take another one first.
Okay, that's really good.
Hello, Sebastian. You keep saying it's dead anyways.
I am confused. Are we not all dead anyway?
So what's the point in living? Please clarify.
Uhhh... not me man.
I will invent... immortal tech.
I will be like that Brian...
something.
Johnson.
Yeah, me and him, the best pals, we met the shoot of free diet.
He was so impressed by our life philosophy, he took it upon himself to make it even better.
Oh, I don't need to go on them.
Then I don't need a jacket.
Uh, where are we going?
We're going down here.
Somewhere.
Ready?
Okay, this is very good.
Should we get a little entry here that is?
I did hear lava poop, but it's to our left, so it's fake lava poop.
I think it's this direction
Oh my god, I almost died
I'm smy half a boy
Okay, I'll be at this time soon.
That's unlucky man, we had good stuff, good stuff in our inventory, unlimited blocks,
unlimited food, unlimited beds, all to not get shit, but shit on.
That's untroversable, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely so.
But it was on fake, so it was Bastion anyway.
All right
There it is the giga blacksmith of the day
There is the Giga blacksmith of the bay.
rule that in three years man, what about this is, what's the status is?
in the badge? okay, that works for me
that works for me, how much does it work for me? it works like this, yeah
one, two, three, I guess we'll do this
of
Alright, down we go.
down we go but where? here? he's promising, he's promising.
no no no, I think it's here for once.
That's fintanily, we got flood, carrot, pork, shabby walking right.
Okay, Lara pool.
That's good.
Okay, everyone shut up, I don't think.
What do I do here?
I might have fucked this one. It's possible.
deep lava, deep lava, deep lava, as your mother makes to tell me, we go here and there,
there and two, there and two, there and two, four minute entry for the blocks, uh, it
I forgot to say good night there, it looks like, promising, promising, that's the moment
We didn't like to, we have been banded by something so terrifying
I'm so not being named
Yeah, we are fucking fucked.
No fucking...
We are fucking...
Bastard.
Hey, come back.
Fuck.
Fuck you, Dolphin.
Okay, that's great.
I
Raising food
Food dude
Okay down or service now
Down. We do go down.
I'll never see you again.
Come on, baby.
Come on.
That did nothing.
Okay.
I can't believe I'm in the middle of this
I'm gonna go back to the left
I'm gonna go back
Oh, we got something, Chad. We got something.
We got one at 12.
Alright, here we go.
I don't see it, it should be there.
Okay, this. Okay, everywhere next. I think we have...
Oh, shit. Nope.
I am not fucking allowed this time alright, you're doing dark and calm except...
uh there's a triplet on the other side right i'm not sure
maybe doggie comies aren't so good they all walked off they're not pigs here actually
We're just going to do this one.
Let's do this one, let's get enough.
Hello Mr. Fawcett. I am a farmer and always wanted my son to follow in the trade, but
he was never interested in farming. Recently, though he has been talking about how some
streamer is throwing seeds of all the time so I must thank you for inspiring my son
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, thirty, thirty-one.
forward 31
No puns.
Uh, still...
Alright, let's go.
I'm sure this guy is great.
Ah, come on.
Don't hit my guy.
It's not impossible chat, I don't know how to be honest with you.
Even though it's a party run over, you can just get lucky.
It should be straight in front of us, or at least visible straight in front of us.
I see it.
Oh my God, I see it.
I'm just, you can't see anything to this fucking flames everywhere, it's fucking hip
oh shit everywhere right you can't hear anything it's like an asma breathing down
your ear from these fucking place cops right the fucking guy is playing
assassin's creed coming up behind me with his fucking poison dagger right and
then I get bouncing between two of them like a fucking flipper in as shit is
fucking retarded. My fucking shoulders are killing me man. I'm gonna call the chat, I'm gonna call the
chat. I'm gonna rest my shoulder a bit.
Jared, uh, paint man, don't waste your time here, force him out of your view, force him out of your view.
Repeat, of course.
Yeah, that's gonna be a challenge, that's gonna be it.
That's gonna be it.
Tomorrow is another day in the arena, alright?
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