You've been waiting for me, you haven't you?
Yo, chill.
Enjoy the link, Thessan.
How are you, Mr. Force? How is your shoulder? The day you took a day off, World War 3 began
unaware how his cycles Mr. Force.
you
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Seven hundred sixty seven dodecyllium six hot
Hi Mr. Force. Will you beat the juicer before World War 3? I am tired of the juicers. I hate
users.
cute and funny link request
boss
cute and funny
Turn on the fucking language, cat, fucking do it already!
Good mother f**king morning, mother f**king babies
Good mother f**king morning ladies
Ladies ladies ladies, how are you today?
Good
Shalan
Gitchy
Gitchy Gitch
Dona set to 10 lolly
Oh shit. Oh no. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Ahem.
Ahhhh. But yes, luckily we caught that.
Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh,
chat. What's happening? We're good? How did this rest? Huh?
One more three eyes actually happening.
Laugh with me chat.
Okay, that's not laughter. That's... something else.
Uhhhh...
There you go, there you go, chat, there you go, there you go.
Ah, let's see here, we've got some Subbarones, we've got some new Subbarones, we've got
Pit-Kip-T, I-Grumpy, Blind Magnus, Simulacrum, 1G.
We've got Ganyard with the 69 months, nice, nice.
Pick it, pick it, me, with the two years, though. Thank you very much, man.
Thank you very much, Jason Kretcherst.
Whoop, there's Forson. Where's the Forson? Where's Forson?
He was in Israel and launched strikes on Iran after what the Israeli military said was months of close and joint planning.
Israel said it's strike targeted Iran's supreme leader.
Supreme leader?
Oh well well look who it is Mr. Trump going for a Nobel Peace Peace Prize again I guess.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
You tried the sin before? Yeah, the sin is like the dog shit tier snooze in the Norix.
One of the dog shit ones, but I think it's the one that we have in the states and in
some places I think that.
I believe so it's I guess it's good if you know if you don't know better
you don't know better sim is not snooze
uh yeah it is it's nicotine pouches it just doesn't have tobacco
that's a lot of snooze that just has nicotine pouches
white snooze. But it is definitely snooze, which makes it not snooze. White snooze, there's
snooze within those white snooze. It's still snooze even though it's the back door.
Of course, I can't believe Trump was so smart to attack Iran while there is ramming.
I've been getting multiple emergency alerts on my phone just today.
I'm fine, I'm chillin' man, but you know, nothing ever happens, Chet, nothing ever happens, okay?
Oh, something's happening.
There are some who will surely beat the record today.
I'm fucking the same.
Ahhhh...
Oh, that was just me laughing.
I'm missing you all to miss your day off.
Every day.
That's why I don't want to take days off.
I realize how good it is.
Ahhhh...
I read my donny.
I thought, ah, that's so slang, man.
See, don't look like a normal person.
Hello, Mr. Force.
Mine explaining us why is your name
involved in an obscure steam game
that was the precursor to the advancement of chat
with multiple cryptic clues in unlisted and privated videos.
Please clarify.
I have no idea, but I guess I'll find out when I click your video. Is that it?
No idea.
Ah, yeah.
How can you take 5 grams of creatine when standard cups are 3 grams?
What the fuck are you saying?
What is a standard cup?
What is he trying to say?
In non-politics, marathon open beta just launched, Bungers next game, it's an extraction shooter
similar to Archer's Sugar and Tarko.
Yeah, I know what an extraction shooter is.
We'll play it today, actually.
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law?
Is it like the hand of God hovering above?
At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will.
I guess it's half-true.
Are you hyper-slave-inspired too, at least in four days?
What? There's not a slave-inspired too, at least in four days.
Is it early access or what?
Yeah, early access.
Yeah, I'm kind of done with the early access, single players.
I wrote away like I did with Hades.
I love the games.
Okay, round of deportees, yes sir.
Of course, let's see how racist you are.
All right, how about no further lengths chat about that? I'm tired of shit. I am tired of your
poopoo hanging out of your poopoo butts
Ahhhh, one second.
That's it, I got to take some shots.
I can't stream out this fucking mess.
why do you say no more links but accept more links it's priced in but don't tell them
out
okay
Alright Chad, we got links, we got links, and I got my food, my food.
I'm sure it's great links, not that I'm being away for a day.
You had a lot of time to think about what you wanted to get out of your link value.
Lost the music. Thank you.
Now this is the run. I'm going to talk to the whole town right now.
This is the run it says.
Yeah, I had to fucking correct my seat like this.
45 we're still good two minutes to go the problem
Here comes
That's gonna hit some personally
45 minutes
What is it, 6-8? I don't remember, dude.
Zoomers L respond button.
42 minutes.
I don't fucking lose this because I don't have a fucking pe- I don't even know what.
Um, crappy.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I fucking knew it!
Man, where the fuck is my- I don't pickaxe!
I got the axe, man! I got the wood!
I got the wood! What do I do?
Hello, Mr. Force. I noticed when I woke up that we're getting bombed by a rum.
Anyways, here's the groxley.
No further varies!
I'll urge you to check my progress!
Among you have an army point.
Horse.
Oh my god, horse.
Selected suggested for crafting.
The fucking meta, dude.
The fucking meta.
Resonant point set.
Oh my god, horse.
Selected suggested for crafting.
The fucking meta, dude.
The fucking meta.
fuck it was a point set
Chat edit box it's the winnable
Zoomers LUL double titles. Are you sure you want this?
Zoomers LUL are you moving world
I was still doing horse strats up 20 record, that's crazy, loading 46% loading done.
Save title screen.
doing horse strats sub-20 on them.
Hate strong, hate condoms, short purple hair, long black hair, know it all, swallows it all,
drinks eight-dollar lattice, drinks beer,
feminis, feminine, shows you her other personality,
shows you a good art, social media activities,
social media detective, BLM, LBFM,
Ron's on outreach.
Ron's on rise!
What is LBFM?
Oh that is
Likes of boyfriend manners
All right. GZ99 is welcome back, alcoholic gorilla, smooth bandit, thank you.
Cola the bear, iron upthorpe and oh, Ikeannus.
Mendoza, elastic, thank you.
Burris, welcome back.
How did older woman flirt?
Ten signs she's interested in you.
Hi, welcome to Beyond Ages, I'm Melanie and in this video we're going to cover the 10
most important signs to tell if an older woman is interested in you.
For the most part, a woman's age isn't going to change what she does, it's more about how
she does it.
Older women tend to be more experienced and direct about what they want.
They're going to make your life easier by telegraphing their intentions.
This is great because you usually don't have to decide for subtle hints.
As long as you know what you're looking for, you'll be in for a great time.
Here's 10 signs she's into you.
She looks at you.
Eye contact is such an important part of flirting for anyone.
This is just as true for older women.
It doesn't have to be a long or intense look.
Fleeting, deliberate eye contact is intentional and very telling.
We're not talking about her scanning the room and catching your gaze momentarily.
More like you catch her already looking at you from across the room.
If you're looking for even more certainty, just keep an eye out.
If you catch her a couple of times, you should go over and introduce yourself.
She smiles at you.
A smile can be just a friendly gesture and a sign she's having a good time.
If it's combined with these other signals though, it can be so much more.
For example, you might catch her staring at you from across the room.
If she holds your gaze and gives you a big smile at the same time, you definitely
need to be paying attention.
If you're interested, make sure you reciprocate and go say hi.
She starts conversations and listens to you attentively.
She only wants to talk to those she's into.
If an older woman is striking up a conversation with you and stays really engaged, chances
are she's interested in you.
We're now talking about idle conversation here, more like she's tuning out everyone
else and focusing in on you.
She wants to know more about you to maintain your attention.
touches you flirtatiously. Especially if you've just met, touch is going to be a very deliberate
move. That's great because that also makes it a harder signal to miss. In our experience,
the biggest problem with this is guys convincing themselves it's nothing with a maybe she's just
a touchy person line. If she reaches across the table and touches your hand and says,
huh, you're so funny. That's not just touchy. That's broadcasting her intentions and hoping
If she's particularly forward about it, she might even give you a smile and flirty eye contact at the same time.
She's making sure you know what's going on. It's easily one of the most obvious signals to watch out for.
She mentions another man's interest in her. Not all of these signals are going to be so intuitive.
It's true this one can be a little confusing at first. She may mention compliments she's received lately.
Perhaps she's talking about a diet work that has a crush on her.
her. It might sound like mind games but what she's trying to convey is that she's desirable.
Other guys are interested in her and you should be too. It's also a display of confidence.
She doesn't need anything to happen, she has other options. Don't let the opportunities
slide when you see this in combination with other things. She tells you she's
chat. You're ready to go. You know all you need to know.
Don't call me! My name is Aranagi!
Excuse me, I'm Kami.
No, it's not. It's Wazato.
Kami?
Huh?
Amazami!
That's Sara-Regi-san.
Don't talk about it like that!
I'm a fake!
Don't take your hands off me!
My name is Aranagi!
Excuse me, it's Kami.
No, it's Wazato.
It's not Wazato!
Kami!
It's Yaku-Hita!
Kami!
Well, Mori-Aku!
Let's do that one last time, that one.
That one?
It's starting to flow like a stream of rain.
What the heck?
I thought it was a trick.
That one.
Isn't that obvious?
There's no way you can do that.
Mr. Ararari, I thought it was a flower for me.
I'll do it here.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I love you, Mr. Hararagi.
Hello, Mr. Akiyaki.
Wait a minute, Hachikuji.
I'm not sure if I'm driving well,
but I'll call you when I feel like it.
My name is Hararagi.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, it's not.
I'm sorry.
It's not a joke!
Mr. Gahara! Mr. Gahara!
What are you talking about, Mr. Jura?
It's like calling someone's name in Okinawa prefecture!
My name is Aranagi!
Oh, that's...
Hachikujiro Gefu, right?
Excuse me, I'm a paper.
No, it's a paper.
Paper is dead.
I knew it!
Alright, I think that's where we're going.
Where are we going?
Bar?
Yeah, that's...
Bar.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, yeah, sure.
I know what you're saying.
Alright!
Oh, that's right.
All right.
Okay.
We can be going anywhere right now.
Yes!
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Okay, okay.
I don't know.
You...
What did you mean?
You're so loud!
I'm so loud.
You're so loud.
Kickback, kickback, kickback.
Kickback.
Oh, my...
Hey, what is that?
What do you need?
I'm a bank, a bank.
Oh, okay.
He needs it.
Oh, I'm not sure if I'm getting held up for my money.
for my money? I think I'm going to get his money for his exit.
I have a girlfriend.
I have girlfriend.
Don't hit on them, sir.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Shiver it, okay.
Alright, cigarette, okay.
Yeah, what is this place?
Alright, looks like...
What's this?
I guess this is his spot.
You can smoke upstairs, apparently.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Hey.
Oh, nice, I see you, nice.
You've been to Japan?
Yes, I've been to Japan.
New Margin?
New Margin.
Oh, nice.
She knows I've been to videos for New Margin.
That's great.
So many of these people that live here.
I'm going to pick the most eccentric man in Kyoshi to take me out for the night.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I might be buying some drinks and drinks actually.
Hey, hey, hey.
Japanese style.
Oh my God, look at that.
Oh my God.
Yes sir, get the Margaret O or the tuna.
It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.
It's good.
Next?
Don't eat it. Don't eat it.
Next.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Okay.
I don't know what he's saying.
All right.
Let's do one more with this guy.
One more.
Thank you, sir.
Good man.
What is this?
What?
No, no, no.
All right, let's do it.
Christmas, Christmas.
What is this?
That's what that is.
Oh, shit.
What?
I don't get anything.
What?
I'm surprised.
No, no, no.
What is this guy?
He's a fucking guy.
He's gonna get me in trouble.
What a guy.
There's something I can give you.
Stop it!
Stop this!
It's normal.
Then...
I really get it.
What's your secret, Elish-chan?
Oh, sorry.
You're right to ask.
I know.
Oh you're right.
I'm going to have to go home now.
Oh, come on.
I'm almost there.
Why are you leaving?
I don't know.
I'll keep you updated.
Huh?
Chankoku!
Hey, hey, you can't just go to the beach.
Brother, brother, that girl looks like she needs a little one.
But she's the president, so she's a little one.
Hey, little one!
You're bad.
You're the one who saved my friend from that kiss.
Stop it!
If you're going to betray me, I'll kill you.
Stop it!
A giant hand came out of the sky and saved me.
It's still going on, but it's still a meta-development.
Brother, you're Andropov-san.
Huh?
We're the same age, but it's too late.
Too bad.
Too bad!
Sir, please get out of the way!
There's nothing we can't do.
If you want to save me, I'll give it to you.
I feel like I can't let you live like this.
I see what he's doing.
Elyse-chan is cute too.
Who are you?
You're in this state! That's King, right?
Get that guy over here. Get that man here.
On his spirit.
You are welcome in this place.
You know, I'm feeling a little drunk right now.
Just lift your hands and receive it!
Bro, this fucking shit playing off key man. What the fuck?
Now that's the kind of power that's on these prayer shots.
Malba, Kural, Fejpe, Elbe, Fejpe, Elbe, Kuntimanah.
Come on, pray the Holy Ghost.
I
Release this anointing on your life get the camera up here. Come on. Come on camera man come come closer to me
I release that anointing I
Release that anointing watch the camera man guys. I
Release it on everyone watching on TV
Stretch your hands, bring the Holy Ghost over the camera, come on. Out loud, people, out loud, people, out loud.
I release it, I release it, I release it on every man, every woman, every boy, every girl.
I'm having a hard time standing up myself.
it.
Pies and puddings. Have you still got the deals on that's in the window?
Are you still, yeah? Can I get a fish and chips then please?
Yeah.
And then I'll get a, what pies have you got?
We have meat, beef, steak, chicken and pie.
I'll get the pie meal, pie and chips please.
I'll have the meat and potato pie please.
And then can I also get a small piece, small gravy.
Yeah, small piece, small gravy.
Yeah, and a small curry please.
And a small curry sauce.
Anything else please.
You know what? Can I get a regular stall up as well please?
That's it, thanks mate.
Do you take card?
Don't worry mate, I'm a bit slow today.
It's a bit chilly out, innit?
So this time of year, are you busy with this in the back home?
You did not say no, Moorlings.
Oh my bad, good sir. I love my viewers.
All right, you all think I'm good with this?
Yeah.
Well, I'm just trying to survive.
Yeah, mate, everybody is, it's a tough time.
Yeah.
Tough times.
It's tough time for all of that going on, just for you.
Yeah.
Can I get a receipt, please, mate?
I need seven minutes for cooking.
Yeah.
Well, what I'm going to do, mate, I'm just going to pop a table and chair up outside,
so we'll come back in in about...
Maybe I see you somewhere.
Yeah, I do reviews with table and chair.
Yeah.
Yes, all right.
No worries, mate.
Let's hope so, pal. Let's hope so.
Right, thank you very much, mate.
Right, let's go. Let's go set up.
So we'll just put a table out here.
Cheers, pal.
Thank you.
Right, Sam, we're on a seven-minute countdown.
Well, I can't say I've got one of these smartwatches
and I've not got it on shake.
So, we'll go here.
That's from here.
Yeah.
You know how to look in the right here, that way.
How are we doing guys?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you? I'm fine.
Thank you very much.
I'm trying this place here.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
So I've come from
sort of Leedsway today.
Leedsway, I feel that's where I live.
But you know what, what I'm trying to do now,
because a lot of these places
they get in sort of bad reviews
on TripAdvisor and all that.
people going on saying it's disgusting and it's not good.
So I want to just come and try it out just to see if it's worth the money and see if it is
because sometimes they get a couple of bad reviews and then people don't go again.
But also, you get what you pay for, so I've just paid six quid for fishing chips.
So I'm not expecting a big piece of coffee.
Right, nearly got me. Look at that.
Oh, that would have been funny. Pigeon pulse right there.
See you go.
Well, yeah, nearly got me most able to get me next time. Yeah, are you from round here then?
Oh my god, he's getting cut
Oh, yeah
All right, right now
We are keeping a close eye on the offices of a north Texas evangelists federal investigators are at Benny Henn ministries in Great Vine
for a second day now. U.S. Postal Inspection Police and IRS criminal investigators raided
the headquarters at 9 o'clock yesterday morning. They left for a few hours overnight, but this
morning they are back. And B.C. 5's Ben Russell is their life force this morning. And then
there's been a lot of mystery about what's going on. What are you seeing out there this
morning? We've seen a lot, Debra. It has been a busy night and here is new recent
proof of that since our light is getting more from the senior we have seen federal agents
emerge and return back inside of the benihin ministry's headquarters building they have a
dolly with them and they've been carrying out more and more evidence again this is a federal
search warrant being carried out by the us postal service and the irs the eternal revenue
service the irs grants religious tax exemptions for churches they even allow for a broad
definition of what constitutes for calls. Benny Hinn has been called a fake leader by many and his
message is a popular one. He plays host to massive revivals all around the world. Hinn's church had
previously been the subject of a federal investigation carried out by the United States Senate.
That investigation concluded with no charges but questioned Hinn's practices. For instance,
traveling on the church-owned jet purchased with donated money for use on private family
vacations. For his part, Hinn proclaimed his innocence and the church, though, did vow to
make some changes. We are looking live now this morning with a second camera that we have
on scene at a close-up shot of this U.S. Postal Service investigative vehicle. It is blocking
one of two entrances to the Benny Hinn Ministries headquarters. There is another vehicle
just like it on the other side of this building. It would seem clear, given the
amount of material and the amount of time spent by investigators here at the Benny
in headquarters it is clear that they have a lot more work and information that they're looking into
all right skip my link username grog to the beginning of the stream
uh no i don't think so
Maybe it's the dot coming in the nose.
Please return to the British Airways check-in counter.
Once again, Mrs. D.
How you doing?
How are you?
Good, I'm sorry to bother you.
Do you think, probably, you should be forgiven?
Are you serious, anyway?
You know what?
I don't really know much about it, anyways.
Yes, you're serious, anyway.
Well, of course you should be forgiven.
Yeah, because if I'd like to ask you...
We, as Christians, ought to forgive.
Yeah, of course.
That's why I had asked you.
I need a money to help you out, Father.
Bless you, thank you.
Thank you, man.
Wow.
Look, great as scammer, Benny Hed.
What's his name, sir?
Benny Hed.
That's the world's greatest scammer.
Seriously?
Yes!
He's been scamming people out of religious money for decades.
Come on.
Come on, he's right there.
What's his name?
Benny Hed.
That's the way he has a bodyguard.
Yes!
Because so many people fire after him.
Fire 747.
I got you.
Benny Hed.
I got you.
Yes! You didn't know that?
He lives in my city code in Newport Coast, California.
He's a buddy of his own.
Yes! You don't think he'd let anybody touch him?
He's the biggest scammer in the world.
He gets people some security checks.
They spend their life savings hoping that he can cure their cancer
and when they're dead he keeps the money.
Thank you, man.
you're not wrong guy actually I see your link man I see your link this is
link we got a few actually stringers was fucked that's why
I you'll be the replace me
Perfect it's fair
Consider yourself free
I got a bad
Oh
There's two gorillas
All right, let me see
That's the service only show me if it's a real girlfriend
The grill is really waiting right now
Oh Jesus, are you okay?
I'm fine, I just need to pay off.
DPR?
Hey, yo!
No, he's dead.
Wait a minute!
Wait, what?
Oh, he's using a bathroom.
You all have one chance to make a plan.
Don't make it complicated.
Hurry up.
God, he's done it.
What?
I said not too complicated.
What are y'all doing?
What you gonna do with him?
He's done wiping.
Okay, you're waiting.
We got your son.
Really?
That's your plan.
No!
The thriller wins!
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry!
Hey, he won fair and square.
Wait, what?
Oh, no way!
Oh!
Hey, you stick with my friends?
No!
There's no real.
This is a village?
What is this now?
Huh, must be a preview of next year's Super Bowl halftime show.
I still don't get what I'm watching here. People paid money to see this. They actually left their house and drove to this.
Why would you do that?
This is like a five-year-old mimicking a children's show in their bedroom.
That's what you bought a ticket to see.
Let me guess, 3 million followers.
Oh, 7.7 million.
I was off by almost 4 million.
My god, man.
Remember when the stage was reserved for people with talent?
Remember that?
There was a standard for who we gave the stage to.
Every decade produced real performers that blew audiences away.
These people earned their spotlight.
And they fast forward to 2026.
Now we got this.
women lip-syncing to baby music. Let me just remind you, 7 million followers.
I mean, while this chick's ripping it up on the guitar every day and only gets
1,400 followers.
I'm really obsessed with this girl though, and I think the two of you is fierce.
Yeah, why are you missing the first?
Why are you missing the first?
It's probably another new talent who didn't see the stupid thing on stage over 10 years
ago.
There's gonna be a cap up in the back, guys.
You know, let's give the kindergarten karaoke star another chance here.
Maybe she's got some other talents we're not aware of.
Let's take a look at her other hits.
Here's one 43 million views.
Boy, this must really be something.
Wow. Look at how she moved her mouth to someone else's music.
What a talent.
Here's another one, 33 million views.
It's the same thing.
Sure, why do anything else? Just keep doing the same song over and over, right?
Here you go. 15 million views.
Same thing.
Oh, here we go. Something different.
Suzuki's? No question about it.
Oh, she's lip-syncing stand-up comedians now. How original.
Oh
Honda's you don't even know what it is when I goes by it'll surprise you
Wow, yeah, maybe next you could start mimicking serial killer confession tapes until you get put away
So we don't have to be subjected to you anymore
Hello everyone this is Daniel Larson I love C.P.
What happened to my support?
What happened to my team?
What happened to everybody?
I'm currently under attack, please, please, please.
I'm currently under attack.
You need to have me on the team now.
See what he gets with things, but I don't know.
I don't have reckons.
To the death, you fucking guy!
Bomb you! Bomb you! Bomb you! Bomb you!
Kill you! Kill you! Kill you!
Call the fans on me, you fucking liar!
Nothing is better than the chocolate-covered hot dogs.
Well, Scooby-Doo!
Rubby, rubby, rub!
Normal programming has been interrupted at the request of the US government.
Everyone receiving this broadcast should pay close attention.
This is not a test.
The United States has been subjected to a nuclear attack.
The North American Aerospace Defense Command has detected the launch of 12 nuclear missiles
aimed towards the mainland United States.
The eight remaining nuclear missiles will strike the following locations in the next
15 to 20 minutes.
Los Angeles, San Diego, Chicago, Houston, Phoenix, New York City, Philadelphia and Seattle.
a 300 mile radius of these areas, everyone should seek out a fallout shelter as soon
as possible. Nuclear fallout is a byproduct of nuclear attacks.
I do see a new ghost city, see that, tell us about the app.
Dan.
Yeah.
Oh God, okay.
It was a prank, Dan.
What the fuck?
It was a prank.
Fuck you.
I just woke up.
I'm going to now ask my care provider if I could get macaroni.
I could get macaroni and cheese,
but that's all we fucking have in this house.
This tastes like cow piss, literal fucking cow piss.
I wanna know who the fuck put how pain goes in this.
Holy fuck, my mouth is on fire.
I know why this tastes different.
If you look, it's got like little things in it.
I don't know what it is.
Well, that makes a lot of sense.
We don't have the fucking milk,
so the asshole care provider didn't do the fucking milk
uh... the only thing they could have done with water but that's not the taste
but whatever
like i'm going to be straight up serious why does it
the mac and cheese tastes a lot like
like ranch but with like a teeny
taste like that doesn't make any sense
another YouTube string on the Steam Forms, which led to an unlisted video on a channel
that shares Msun's name.
The video appears to be Msun calling out a data miner, saying, having the ability to
break through a labyrinth defeats its entire purpose.
However, this appears to be another mislead, as it looks like there's another clue in
the description.
The binary code that provides a scrambled message, which remains unsolved.
The name of the video is another number that shows up all over the game as well,
as the game's Steam ID number or an error code that appears on the store page.
Msun also shared this image in Steam Forms with the message,
why Forsen didn't save him. Forsen, presumably being the sweetest streamer.
No one has any idea what the hell he has to do with this.
Shortly after this, the game no longer launched for players who downloaded it,
because it appears to be designed to connect to a surfer that's no longer online.
And that's not the last anyone heard from Steam,
as the statue randomly showed up in a different Steam game released later that year.
Silly's Game Show.
This appears to be a Five Nights at Freddy's inspired game where players solve puzzles with a friend
in order to fight off evil animatronics.
And some players reported a random appearance from Steve when they died.
Oddly enough, this game also appears to no longer connect to its server.
Although some have reported that it connects at random hours.
I don't know, the focus of this is some fucking autistic Stammerhunt or what?
game show. And players who previously downloaded the question mark game before saw the message,
I've waited so long for you. Steve then fades away to a previously unseen area in a large field
where all you hear is wind blowing and if you walk far enough you'll eventually hit a fence.
Behind this fence there's this floating orb thing and if you search enough you can find the
strange tree face. Creepy. As well as the cabin from the trailer where you can still interact
with the monitor and play fatal error, though nothing more has been found from here. Players also
have the ability to place signs around the area and write messages on them, though it's unclear what
their purpose is. That's seemingly where the trail ends, though also, in Silly's game show,
our quick pop-up adds for websites like Sociaverse and Slots for Kids. Turns out, these are actual
websites, which each request access to your Steam account. Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Sociaverse looks like a social media site similar to MySpace, where there are five user profiles.
One of these user names, Peter Todd, is a prompt from the AI study that caused the AI to break,
which made it give answers that sounded evil. Another one of these user names,
Megatron, is a Power Rangers villain. Each profile shows a song and users offering
to trade items for the game, one of which is a key. Perhaps the key to the other side
that Steve was talking about reportedly. Players who completed Night 1 in Silly's
game show twice could get the NFT to begin trading on slots for kids and social
verse for items that could be used in Silly's game show. Of these items, the
Platinum Bar was reported to give players a greater chance of getting the
Rain and Steve appearance that leads to the Fog world. Only problem is it
doesn't seem this can be replicated. While on the site slots for kids I was
thinking I wouldn't be surprised if this got shut down, only for the site
to go down the very next day well seems now we have even less of a chance to
figure out anything about this cryptic fog world so I'm sure this isn't the
last time we'll be hearing from Steve half-life thanks to you I don't know
for submitting this to me all right
why didn't you say
Why are you so strong? Why are you so...
I don't know.
Why are you so...
You shocked the prominence because you filmed argument with your parents.
It got quite intense.
Shut the fuck up, parasite.
Your mother, when I could work out with your mother, I'd on the phone and said,
I don't know who the police are.
She said my son's 22 and he's really right wing.
Really right wing?
Oh my God.
very difficult because I think the issue is they were brought in a very
different society. I don't think their generation fully understands me and my
generation and our perspective on society because even back in the 1970s
it's very different from where we are now. So I don't entirely understand why my
mother ran the police and because if they mean by too radical it's that I
want to preserve my native ethnic group. I don't see that as too radical. I see
That is, that is the duty of an Englishman is to look after England first.
The fucking water.
Open the door, my house, I pay for this shit, why not?
What, what?
Why not?
What, what?
My God, I pay for this house, I'm phoning 999, trying to tell you, you are...
I'm what?
And what?
You're threatening me because we have a difference in opinion.
You're gonna smash the door open, go on.
Smash the door open and do it.
And what? Throw me out because we disagree. You're pathetic.
I fucking hate you people. I always have.
Yeah, how do you think they're going to how do you think none of them are going to react you wonder why they're so go and smash it open
We disagree I want to preserve my people and you want to hurt me because I want to preserve my people
Why is smash the door open do it prove it?
No smack if you want if you want to smash the door open because I disagree about who should be in this country
do it. If you want to smash the door open because I disagree you should be in
this country, do it. You go drunk and this what happens. I can't, they live in
Grimly mate, it's way too far away. Do you want to leave? No. Why not?
You're going to be shouting because you're drunk. I don't even understand. Why is your
problem what is your problem what is your problem you're gonna regret this in
ten years time when I don't speak to you anymore you get it mom you're gonna
regret this in ten years time when I don't speak to you anymore because you
rejected me when I was right you're gonna reject this in ten years time
when I have nothing to do with you.
This is the end of it.
They're going to eject in ten years.
Do it then, because you're trying to smash my door open, because I disagree.
Oh, she's crying!
He's a human!
He's a surgeon!
Oh!
Why are you so funny?
He's a surgeon!
You don't scare me, don't you?
Don't run off!
What's wrong with you? Why are you assaulting me?
Why are you assaulting me?
Shut the fuck up, you parasite!
I have brought you off for fucking 20 years!
What the fuck have you become?
What have you become?
I want to leave! Jesus Christ!
Let me walk out of that door!
What have you become?
I just want to preserve this nation.
Do you not understand?
You will not win this war.
Yes, I will. No, you won't.
I'm leaving this house.
I'm leaving right now.
No, I'm leaving.
You're off the chance.
You just assaulted me.
I want to leave.
I will not leave.
Open the door.
Don't leave.
What is wrong with you?
Don't leave.
What's your back?
Hello hello hello and welcome to the edition of the Jolly Heretic.
I have a very special guest for you today, a very young guest on the scene of baseness
who appears to have reached some prominence rather quickly
and that is Mr Hugh Anthony.
the UK what have you come I have to kill you now for the sake of the King
you're such a liar
That's a nice couple of, I'll do it.
I don't care what happens to me now
I'm gonna kill you
I don't know how he did it, but he's forced his body to mature to an age where he can
and defeat me.
Rock!
I found it with Tansy.
She fucked. Just a chill bro, welcome back man.
You got Ergo, Bukari, kick man of the gift, thank you.
None of your stress and peace, honey. Thank you.
Fuck.
What the heck man?
They fight only in secret, no life in the van is a game, a spanger, a flea shithole.
Fuck.
liner, flea short, a crotch, summoning the Hydro and cooobz your ombre, which has grasses.
The fuck is this?
The poor te- guesser.
Guess we're getting reported.
No.
YouTube links only.
What the fuck is this shit?
That's okay.
Don't think about it.
What about the money you've spent on the spicy food?
I don't think so.
What's the matter?
Let's fight.
Why are you so stubborn?
You're just talking to me.
You didn't even hit me.
I'm all set.
I'm going to leave.
Bye.
I'm sorry.
You're too calm.
I'll find another chair for you.
It's okay.
This will do.
times,
Mm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
I'm not playing Stalker 1.
Unrealistic.
I'm not playing Stalker 1.
Not playing Stalker 1 unrealistic
I'm just...
I think you're making a sound.
I'm in a hurry.
I'll be making tea.
Come out quickly.
That's not it.
What is this?
It's not a lot.
You want me to do it?
No, you can do it.
Why are you so shy when you see everything?
This is just a one-for-one.
They always pick random ass fucking English words and put it together in a way that doesn't make sense.
King the land.
you
Not this specific, but korean slob
Now I know why
Hey, young space, thank you man, a little class, Modarius, 833, pataging, thank you, sends you, I can work.
oh no way the first tighter from the exit
oh my god
oh my berry come back you're not escaping
god that felt dirty
all right two players are left
oh no oh my god I'm gonna go
I'm so scared
oh my god
he disconnected that's crazy
Okay, these people are moving on to the final challenge
No, dear God
You can pick one of three items to take with you and the last person on the platform wins so they choose one
I've got a water bucket. This decides who wins a thousand dollars. Let's start
The arena is gonna get smaller I am not falling. No, no, I can't go out like this
Oh, but see what has a water bucket I'm horrified
Hey, chill the ring is getting small. Oh, he's out four people left. Oh now there's three. No
Oh, so he wins wait, what?
No, this guy survived
All right, well since there's two people left I prepared one final game
I've basically made my own game. You're gonna get a random parkour
And if you fail it you have to do the Russian roulette. Oh, this is stressful
I don't know. I don't know if I like this. Also, if you want to play in one of my events
Be sure to subscribe to get notified when I'm live. Okay, first one's easy
All right, next one
Nice, this is easy this easy for you guys
Okay, we're gonna keep going until someone messes up
You can take your time. There's no time limit
Alright, next one.
No!
What is this?
This is what they've got around me.
I like this.
Okay, rotation.
That's wild.
That's crazy.
That's not even fair.
This is fair, guys.
That's what I'm talking about.
Alright, let's see if we're going to die or survive.
Oh!
We're gonna keep going
You get to skip the next three parkour's fear God
Rotation I'm praying for you my boy
We're gonna keep going
That was a question
I'll definitely get to second skid, okay, we're gonna keep going this is definitely final skid dude
He's got the hardest one!
Ayo chill!
Oh but really, stickulation neighbor one year man. 12 months without a record.
That is simply not true.
Simply not true, man.
The definition of insanity is...
Insanity is...
doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again.
It's a shit to change.
That is crazy.
The first time somebody told me that.
Is that not show?
I showed it.
The thing is.
I just now realized it.
He was right.
And then I started seeing it.
Everyone looked, everyone looked, all these fucking pricks.
Everyone looked, doing the exact same fucking thing.
Over and over and over and over and over and over again.
Thinking, this time is gonna be different.
No, no, no, no, please.
This time is gonna be different.
I'm sorry.
I don't like the way you are looking at me.
Okay?
You have a fucking problem in your head.
Do you think I'm bullshitting you?
Do you think I'm lying?
Fuck you!
Okay?
You! It's okay, man.
I'm gonna chill here, money.
I'm gonna chill. The thing is, all right,
the thing is I killed you once already.
And it's not like I am fucking crazy.
It's okay.
It's like water under the bridge.
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
No.
Oh Jesus.
Oh fuck you!
Oh fuck you, leather man.
I never wanted this, I never wanted to unleash my legends.
Together I was banished the events of all the night.
You betrayed me. You betrayed us all.
You stole power from the gods and lied to your sons.
Mankind has only one chance to prosper.
If you will not seize it, then I will!
So let it be more!
So it takes the last drop of my blood.
I will see a galaxy breed once more.
If I cannot save it from your failure, father, then let's forget and save you, Bar!
The Whore of Sederacy?
I thought you were talking about your mom, shit.
Hey, Jill Bangy, and seein' it's a Cranjet I have still to come back.
Rosa.
After two years out she came back and won the world title last year in Boston and here in Milan she has become Olympic champion at the age of 20.
From California it's Alyssa Lu.
I in clouds reveal to find the eyes location you span see
companion website artist and cross reference with the footage over one
in a billion chance meaning it will be thousands of years until next one okay
Okay, it will be a thousand years until we understand no further links.
It sure feels like it.
Oh, taking your shit.
Fuck man.
Very impressive, very impressive.
It is something missing.
Maybe a bell to call the people in?
A Christian bell.
He says it's an old bell.
It's something missing.
He says it's an old bell.
I don't know, but I guess he's missing.
He's missing.
The Christians use a bell.
What about a horde? Like the Jews?
A drum.
There's too much blood in a drum.
Why not the human voice? As in Omar Ibn Hatab's vision.
The prophet agrees.
He means you belong.
He?
You have a good voice, use it.
Climb up there.
Allah is the Greatest
I bear witness that there is no god but Allah
I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah
All right now the prayer has been said we are moving on thank God it take one
day off people go fucking retarded with the links man they go fucking
retarded with the links.
Alright, she had great news, great news today.
The Holgo skin has arrived.
It is time for the line.
literally a day to install the skin pill.
Literally a day. Hey, that'll get a wing. Here's my welcome mega man with six years. Nice. Very nice. No message
Three batch men is the zip. Give me a big hug pedal notes. Thank you
Nightlife the joe zivak Nelson on the beat out Godfrey
Welcome back ladies
Right chat, let's warm up my hands a little bit cold, but I have a good feeling a good feeling
The hobo skin has arrived Chad, a classico with the Sion.
Alright, let's get some warm-up seeds and then let's get a record seeder, a record seeder.
Oh, no!
Okay, we don't have lightsmiths, we do a surface lava village, we do a surface lava
village.
okay we don't have blacksmith we do a surface lava village is there a emerald bucket situation
I don't know where we're out of here, sir.
No, no, please.
I'm a blacksmith.
Alright I'm a blacksmith and a hobo town.
here we go
third blacksmith of the day
it's all the fucking language back
I think there's something I forgot
I was like, okay, hobo skin check
uh, something else?
yeah, there's something else
I knew it
alright, we'll get on that
Thank you for reminding.
if
Alright, surface lava.
Or big down, we aren't ready.
This looks big downy, bro.
Yeah, but which language? We're all from different places here, all right?
We got some Americans, we got some Europors, all right?
We got some Australians at the start of the day.
How am I supposed to know which one?
I did warm up for minute entry through village, it's all good because internet blocks is
all good.
Good warm up.
Hi Fawesome.
I noticed Latvia in true you often say.
Motherfucking morning, base. Good fucking morning, ladies.
Can you please explain what you mean by ladies?
Ladies? Girls?
Ladies nots across your chin. Not him.
That's not how it works, man.
You can't ask me to clarify something and then you just say your mind down.
That's the front of the works.
I just didn't have time for both by the big one.
One focus.
That's a 19, 15, brush, and...
Ooh, that focus is closer to there.
This could work.
But most likely...
Forcin' it, stole the fuckin' shit!
It was a good practice, but it almost did, there was no terrain to get there.
It was built in as well.
Alright, that was a good little practice there.
Yeah, yeah, it's counting man, it's counting, no worry.
We got this.
You realize that everything is built in in another and literally is not.
What the fuck is this outfit?
Didn't know they had snowballs in this game.
more you now
live of a speedbunner
This is possible maybe, if not, the blood.
Alright, we got a blacksmith.
Blacksmith down.
Second battery, next one.
Second battery.
Oh, coral village.
no blacksmith could be completable I see no onions not a single onion
2 it's completable
Okay
2
Okay, we just kill the golem and that's that make a pickaxe
All right, we got a trade here if you want it as well trade
You there
the
top
of
the
Yeah?
That could be good.
Inst건 제가
asted
astee
The fucking language tack is thawed, the fuck?
39 bread.
Better 39 bread than dead as I always say.
Alright, here we go Chad, this is crazy.
Some more blocks here.
We got a 3 minute entry here with...
Full village and blocks and golden apple
All right, let me go ahead and do this into that into this into that into this
And now we have to find what we're looking for, which is the Bastion, which is a 908.
That's crazy.
That's absolutely unplayable.
I love force and it's me your brain or at least the working part of it.
Close the game and install the language pack.
I know you can do it.
It is easy or is it?
Maybe it's my fault after all.
Maybe the 140 IQ was a lie after all.
It's time.
Um, I don't know where to sign the line or something.
Okay, I'm thinking straight down there.
I don't like them, I must say.
I almost heard me that this is a bomb from here that I just burned and missed.
that's crazy
That's crazy.
Crazy.
I
Now, I have to figure out some...
Alright, we got another blacksmith here.
Papa Eric has come by and we got big Rick energy, the owner, thank you, 30 months.
Alright.
Inspired by the Knights.
I can't miss all of them when I'm in game.
I'm the old mr. Force I have a message for you here it is it's all the fucking
language cap it's all the fucking like this cap it's all the fucking like
Likemitch cap install the fucking likemitch cap install the fucking likemitch cap
It's got some gravy.
Check it out.
Get out of here.
Okay, we got a mine. Sweet, mine of mine. This could work.
Hello, Mr. Force. I speak on behalf of Chatwin, I say each and every one of us, that on
and suddenly we'll suddenly feel install the language
it's all the fucking language
I wonder if it's more than nothing
of
a portion of the no-battle
I
I can't stand the lava.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do that.
Alright, where's the blacksmith?
I have no idea where he's back now.
Your blitz, that snip is in another village.
Hello, Mr. Force.
My finest specialists have created a tutorial for me to install all of the language pack.
install the fucking language pack, install the fucking language pack
yeah but imagine if I had one of cityen
that would be the run and then we wouldn't have to install anything
because we would have a record, you know what I'm saying?
ah that's so unlikely
one of cityen
of
shitty as shit
wow, that is a lot
Good evening Mr. Force built in here owner of Bill's Tim and hardware appliances manufacturing
incorporated.
I have worked hard to get to where I am today and I do not appreciate you dragging my name
through the modern convenient expulter of failure.
Any credentials?
A lot of people can just claim they are the real built-in.
I don't know.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh
Terrible
It's too far, no food, no beds.
Ah, shit.
That's all I...
The toxic mayhem, I love Queen's Bomb for 20, 80 or maybe, maybe 59 months.
Double blacksmith boys, here it is, a super run.
Oh, it's a little...
The language pack for you.
That's it incoming.
Install the fucking language pack.
You hit.
Yeah, we are.
You will never escape minecraft 100 more days, but I have one tip for you.
You just have to install the fucking language tag
install the fucking language cap install the fuck dream was gonna send it but he
hasn't replied since the rating
I think we are supposed to grab this lava here.
Good morning, Mr. Fawcett.
Thank god for the weekend. I was worried you were going to beat the record on the
weekly. Hopefully the record will be broken this weekend. Wait, will it ever be broken?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's coming. This might be the very seat actually. This might be the very seat there.
Oh
All right, here we go
Let's go!
Looks like we have 1 at 18.
This direction.
Hello Mr. Force, why would you need a language back when you already speak the greatest language
in the world?
What?
American.
I'm Donald, this game is set to British English.
is this true install the fucking american language retard american i'm not sure which language
which it said to actually...
We were loosed no soon enough when we got the matter.
the one that was dead anyway chat it was the 18th match
Oops, I missed that one.
I saw it that's why I said missed it I missed I want to
Okay, here we go we got something I think
Okay, this could be done, nope, it's my house.
Food.
I don't like the way they didn't get any blocks.
All right, now we go.
Remember the good times we had on Epstein Island all those years back.
Anyways, we got some cruise missiles from China coming in less.
We meet their demands.
about a fucking language pack health and old buddy abs blood
Trump
don't negotiate with terrorists
i thought that was your motto Trump
that's awkward. That's the idea. Unless it starts.
fucking braily cuts
there it's giga, giga nether
giga nether, we have a diamond beacons
yeah okay fortress get out of there
no mercy
coulda shoulda woulda
Blacksmith Ocean, this is the best you can get.
Row!
Gilead!
Oh my god in heaven.
What the fuck?
Okay, do we kill the garland?
I have to kill the garland, alright?
I had to kill the golem.
Alright, which means that... what does that mean?
I don't see bubbles, I don't see the bubbles.
same free stones same four donors same five spellers same six hours time to break myself
Out of this cycle.
The worst.
The worst!
Stupid noob, babe.
Fucking trash.
The cycle can't be broken
without the name, which pack did you read that name?
Slider Stephen King now will...
...get a language work.
Okay, what the fuck is this, man?
You're fucking wearing this one, man. This is ridiculous.
my god take ocean
of
please don't shite
what is this thing about
Huh?
I like this fucking juicer get man this fucking blacksmith seed
I have a blacksmith seed somewhere.
Somewhere.
Okay, we have a seed here, please help me, blacksmith.
Get surface lava.
Ouch.
We got a blacksmith, boys. We got a blacksmith.
We're waiting nothing for you.
Mr. Fawcett, you failed. You failed to break the Narcissus curse.
You were warned of a 24 hour window.
instead you did not go on lean yesterday and the Illuminati have now bombed
Iran and started World War 3 thanks for nothing awesome
Didn't go on lean?
I don't know what the name is
some drinks
like pipe or juice
big fans. Double Blastman? No Iron? I'm serious, I'm on it.
Okay, that's utterly useless.
I'll save him there and last me.
Oh fuck
of
I
can't double click, that's a big problem
oh we got surface now boys, this might be the run
We're just made gravy Oh, we need this gravy.
Oh no, we don't have gravy. We don't have metal for gravy.
Uh oh. Uh oh.
Ah, I see a metal over here, but...
What cast, you know what I mean?
We don't have gravy, we don't have metal.
YOLO.
Let's do it like this.
One, two, three, one, two, and then a two, two, three, two, eight, four away, now, four
away, now, four away, now, four away, now, four away, now, four away, now, four away,
Ah.
Perhaps a quarry lava.
Hello, Fawcyn.
I noticed that your scheme has a title.
I noticed this because I am not blind.
Oh my God, I am a battle.
A striking piece of shit, man.
We don't stop there, do we chat?
Ah, the fuck!
Smooth as run of the day, let's go.
I think I have to go up there actually.
I mean, it was kinda slow in there, I guess I got distracted by it, I don't know, then,
all when he was one fucking iron extra but no the golem said three three is a magic
number as it is, is the magic number.
I'm looking high, now I can't die.
full bed
okay full full full bed we just need the item
No iron, that is uh...
no fortunes.
I
Have one blacksmith there looking forward before I pick it up so crap we got two blacksmiths two blacksmiths I repeat
One is dead, second one, third one, not dead, oops.
All right, let's see what we got here.
where is the gravy at?
I don't even get four from the garland again. What the fuck are these garlands about?
Alright, only one thing to do.
You will never experience the joy of playing
turtles in time on the SNES chat how does that make you feel use emulator it's too late
it's too late you have seen too much
I'll go look where he's in his village, see if he can see me.
If you have blacksmiths, right?
Oh, I think it's a blacksmith.
Come on. Oh
God
Useless
Fucking useless.
Okay.
One onion.
I'm breaking.
Don't go breaking my sword.
Hello, Force. New viewer here. I noticed that you spend lots of time collecting beds in the
village, but you never end up using them. Forgive me if I am wrong, but wouldn't it be faster
to just skip the beds entirely? Let me know. Thanks, Obama.
It would be faster, but you would pay for it in the end, un-intended.
and
One hobo tell.
Here we go.
I'll show you what the bed's up for on this next stage.
Double blacksmith, here we go, check, here we go, we're going.
Alright, Applesmith, exactly what I didn't want, let's see if we have some surface
lava don't look like it look like shit okay that's good enough for me bacon is
good for me
I should not have done that, I did not mean to do that, that I did not mean to do, that's
not great, actually it's really bad, it's really bad.
Well, if we didn't get the iron shovel there, it would have taken us probably the same amount
of time to kill...
I cannot kill all of them, but I'm gonna get the graveyard with the stone one.
17
Direction is
to address the affordability crisis. I am announcing an immediate 100% tariff on all beds. We must put an end to this monopoly immediately and restore the power to the American people.
Lastly, install all the fucking language back.
Aw...
What the fuck...
Oh
You mentioned pain for it in the I have not seen anything about this in as the kids say please clarify
HHH Obama
They were in the end of the stream.
What's your name?
You don't watch every single fucking one of my streams?
You live in the stream?
Fucking live, sir.
oh my god this pathing is the worst i've ever seen since we got pathing in temple
Okay, you win this one, Leder, but next time!
I'm not making a wide tang a little bit Shut the hell up man
I have a live smith, a bread smith.
You know, placing beds on this, it has to be soul sand.
Interesting.
Now I understand it all.
why can you place it on soul sand but you can't place it on dirt
why?
whyyyy
hey, we got uhhhh
very good
good. That's uh, real shit. That's the wrong chest.
I
I wonder if the Blacksmiths are more common in this game, or not.
Let's find out.
Alright.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay, nice, societal golem.
I'll save you golem.
quantum teleporting myself to another parallel universe, where you no longer die.
Blacksmith portal. Blacksmith portal. A portal inside of a blacksmith? I'll buy it. I've never
seen such a monstrosity what the fuck in heaven how do I do this without
ah how do you do this okay I mean it's fucking doable double blacksmith
I won't chill, I won't... Oh, triple blacksmith!
Alright, I'm sure that...
I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, we'll check it out first.
That portal could have been not inside the fucking blacksmith, and that would be fucking GREAT!
3, 3, and a stone one, okay.
3, 3, and a gold one.
Alright.
How do I do this chat without being retarded?
find out
except I didn't get any fucking gravy
did that portal have a chest?
So I didn't see.
I don't think so.
I'm gambling on it.
I don't see any fucking...
there we go the blacksmith is burning up what the f**k
I'm stuck
ok everyone chill
Come on. We can make it if we try. We can make it if we try.
relax me
no
you are fucking trolling me
alright
ah
struggle man
ah the struggle
ah so struggle
how can I hold all these struggles
Ah.
Alright, we got him.
That's all that matters.
Alright, let's see.
We got...
two bashings.
Uh, just a while, actually.
I need to do this.
Into this, into this, into this.
As we get some of these blocks...
Right.
I'm in the right path and...
What?
There's a bounty one in chat or something.
Fuck.
Alright, uh, here's the Bastion.
First Bastion of the day, Pog.
It's been a while.
What's Bastion, is it?
We'll find out momentarily.
It's all built in.
My favorite.
Ah!
Okay.
Follow me.
Oh, god.
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
Okay.
ok, follow me
oh god, oh fuck wait
I
Ah
All right, we're looking at that, we're looking at that, uh, put on the boots.
Uh, do I go down?
I guess I go down.
Not enough gold, I think.
I'm kind of unlucky.
I just do this
I don't have time to do, uh, there's not fucking pickaxe.
What the fuck?
No focus, no focus, 29 focus.
First and install it now! Do it! First and first and first and first and install it fast!
Please! First and H-H-H-H!
Behind...
Hang on.
Come on here.
Uh, faking obsidian.
Alright, so, it's pretty dead here.
It's pretty dead.
26, was it?
Hey, what?
Err, what?
Where is this?
There is actually 18.
One virus.
It's not enough.
long enough pearls
Oh this one.
Learn F3 lava scan, there is no lava scan.
piece of shit retard
slow
We just want the gravy.
There we go. Hello sir would you like to give me some gravy? Thank you.
Forcing you fucking juicer, install the fucking language pack or I will install mine.
Install my dick in here, mother.
I will donate your weeblings every day until you install it.
Install the fucking language, cat.
They're saying you will give me money on the day.
I don't.
I can't do that man. I have to do it. I have to install it.
The office tent thingy. I have promised to install it so I would install it.
Good evening Mr. Sebastian. I have been watching your professional speedruns for quite a while now, so would consider myself quite knowledge.
Nevertheless, I can't figure out what the beds are for, as you never seem to use them. Please clarify.
They are for killing the dragon and sleeping with your mom, whichever comes first.
Okay, 420, let's go.
Let's go, 420 entries!
No bastion.
Maybe bastion wants to get to the spawn room.
Oh, that's a lot.
it is a double fortress
I think it is a double fortress
and I wonder if we don't have a fucking
I wonder if we don't have a fucking bastion
Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, I could have been a Bastion technically, theoretically.
There is no Bastion check.
The quadrants have spoken.
Okay we got ship, ship blacksmith, oh you know ship blacksmith.
two diamonds I would reset but we do have that shit
except we didn't take the fucking food it's fine it's fine this is built in I'm
out of here now I'm over here
How about a Godseed, along am I raided?
the servants.
There we go, ship's in.
hey that's good enough
good afternoon mr. forces why does your chat keep spamming to download the
language app don't they know that you're going to break them wait oh no
some of them don't know, I'm gonna break them right now
that's what you're trying to...
but they are about to find out
you know what I mean?
I have full food and full...
everything
We have everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything,
everything, mushroom, mushroom, please give me lava and we will have a wonderful time.
does this biome have service lala chat?
i don't remember
yes
from minigraf villagers I had extremely large in what's of one thousands of
complaints about you ransacking villages stealing both ceiling beds tearing
down houses please clarify the guards excuse me I'm just borrowing I'll pay
them back
I get the record. I'll be a very rich man.
There is no matter.
Come in.
Okay, ocean runs.
Yeah, this is a thing.
So much lava, infinite little lava everywhere.
Who goes there?
Which, you're obsidian?
of
Okay. What do you think about that? What do you think about that?
Not that not that
No
Oh, we got lava. Oh my God, we got lava. Okay, everyone chill.
all right we are good as good gets okay we're as good as good gets what
happened to my thing
got my pants got a ring in there
Oh, we didn't get gravy.
That's insane.
Ah, that's insanity.
of
I like it, but we got extra gold in full village, it's fine.
22 o'clock equals to 12.
Oh my god.
We got a lot of bashings.
I think it's four bashings, unfortunately.
We'll take whatever is close, cist, whatever is something that's near close, this one's
near close.
I can't actually because it's built in.
We'll go for the further one
because I can't deal with built-in shit right now
I mean, if you get four bashings, the run is gonna end, right?
Because...
you won't be able to find a fortress
and this one was built-in too, so...
yeah
If we tie up this now, we will see what I mean
locate locate fortress is 685 blocks away that is as dead as it gets okay that
is as dead that's 34 chunks you can't even scout it you literally cannot even
scouting it on the hide chart.
I don't make the rules. I just followed them.
And I knew it was dead right away when I scanned the first time.
Where's the fucking uh...
Come on, Service Law.
Okay, that's really good.
I think there's no one.
Okay.
No someone is now, alright?
This one is kind of sus.
It's a sign, baby.
Let's go, we have infinity shanks, blocks, come on, mission!
All I want is one single bashing, not built in, not fake fortress bashing, never do.
But we are not good, we are not good at all.
We are a fucking ass, 20 bashing.
There's no way.
There ain't no way unless there's a way.
okay legolas... fucking...
what the f...
eeeeeeeaahhh
so close yet so far away
That's all right. That's all good. But...
No Bueno No Bueno
No Bueno
Alright, there's that
Ah, Villains
Oh, Shen Villains
if we see a ship it's going I see a ship
That's a goal.
I noticed every run and seed turns to shit when you get your hands on it.
Does this mean you are shit-maxing?
Does this also mean you are becoming full of shit?
I require clarification of a time-sensitive nature.
They were all really shit, my man.
Why do you think they were dead?
If they weren't shit, they wouldn't be dead, right?
Well, they were.
when a sea doesn't have lava it's really shit
Yeah, that's a thing.
Yeah.
Alright.
Is this a thing?
Yep.
Alright.
One, two, three.
Okay.
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, okay, I'm gonna listen to something, 3, 4, okay, we're good.
Okay.
Watch when I need to go!
One over there.
Just a one.
The struggle!
The fucking struggle!
Where is it?
It's in there?
Where is it?
It's in there.
It's built in here.
It's in there.
It's right under me.
Where does it go right down?
See this portal?
Here it is.
Okay.
Take this portal for gold or something?
Bane!
Hello, it's me. A friendly neighborhood spider.
Oh.
Can I kill me?
It was only too late.
Only 7 minutes and it was a built-in one.
That's out label.
The rain was too shit.
The rain was too shit, chap.
don't know what to do with this
wait a minute
I am not here
I am not
I am not here
I am not
I'm not gonna let that go.
Legendary Blacksmith, come on.
Okay, six is...
Six is six.
what the fuck did they keep the food? did they even have food here?
useless
Alright, we're not- I'm definitely doing this here.
I fucked this up with my food.
No food!
The Ramadan is over, my man.
The Ramadan is over.
Don't you get it?
Ah, if this place...
I
Hey
Alright, let's go Blast him up at the lead, 10 obsidian, 10 obsidian.
I don't know what to do with it.
Not done.
Oh, so there's no bush!
It's happening!
It's gonna get you a gigasi, boys.
Gigasi!
I'm not even trolling your assholes right now.
It's a good guy, see?
Okay.
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
That could have been really bad, but I saved it with my Gaunt reflexes.
That could have been the worst I've ever seen.
All right, we got some 3-foot bullets, boys, and now it's the time!
13, we have two bashings, not to have to go that, but at least we got one in this direction.
Not sure how close it is to have to hop down the next to the built-in, unfortunately.
Maybe not.
I see it over there.
of
Okay, yeah.
I'm a gold game, a gold game.
Look at this, it's in the side of the gold.
I think that's where we came from, so we have to go in this direction, to a clock.
I would like to give some pearls here, fire season portion.
virus is in his potion, fire is in his potion
I'm not really in fire, it's in his potion
fuck it, I need it
it's kinda far, so we're gonna hop in the lava
I guess we don't need it
I guess we don't have time for it
I just don't hop into lava.
Yeah, that's unlucky.
But it's too far to find consistent, but I don't think we would have found it this election.
I don't see it.
So where could it be?
Here?
Over there?
Well, I came from here.
came from here that's where I don't want to go this way oh it's a bastion it's a
bastion yeah I remember we scammed your bastions and I went to the closer one so
it's a built-in fake fortress bastion that means the run is dead I don't know
where it is though. Can't find it. I cannot find it. Oof, it was a built-in fortress on this side.
Yeah, we wouldn't have been able to get through here. It was then. This is so far,
You don't even know how far this is.
We built it.
It's dead.
It's dead, Chad.
It's dead.
Marathon in six minutes.
Oh, shit. I totally forgot.
Oh!
Ah!
That's a lucky Chad.
That's a lucky.
Alright, marathon, marathon, we've seen this in a few showcases, but I have not seen any
gameplay since I've played on them.
A fresh little look, a fresh little look, see.
all right you didn't win shit chat you didn't win shit all right we're just taking a little
a little breather, retain a little breath, breathe air, breathe in, breathe air.
They are farting on us, well I'll be farting on them if they get in my way.
I'm in town city.
Welcome back, Hampton Mythos, Snake and SenecTV and Snack. Thank you.
Where's the drop?
Game capture?
Marathon.
Alright.
Oh
Different
Bungie thank you Bungie
I
Said I'm a fucking ninja
Wait, how come I think how come I can do ninja brain bought
In marathon but not in Minecraft full screen the fuck
It's any who doubt the God gamer a weak will and weak mind it the God gamer cannot be stopped
He defies all odds and purposely throws to weave out the unfaithful all who doubt will be cast into fire and all who believe will be saved
13 58 is coming
Also read out all the bed seats until we have nothing but God seats
Such is the way of God who works in mysterious race
Is this Destiny 3? No, I don't think so. Fullscreen, screen balance settings, screen balance settings,
mode sub-pilot options.
Fix chat on.
Voice chat on.
Open mic.
Sure.
You're a pussy if you don't play open mic in these sections.
Enable the Proximity Shadows in my immersive experience,
and it's the only method you can use to close and close.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's actually recommended.
First time I say company recommend that.
That ain't right.
Wumble-tumble.
a new home for humanity and with it with its ancient possibility.
The people of Earth and Mars are watching.
Everyone is watching.
Breaking news, contact has been lost with the marathon colony ship.
Official messaging from the UESC is that nothing is a piece.
The people just want to know what happened and what is the UESC doing here?
Still no answers, no answers.
I'm shocking news today!
I've dealt using contact with the marathon colony
nearly 100 years ago.
After decades of citizens demanding answers,
a message has been received from the UPSC medical.
A distress call, a threat, and invitation.
But the message hasn't been leaked.
It leaked.
Oh boy, in the heavens.
They are waiting.
Initiating.
Initiating one with a fragmentation protocol.
The evaluated shell integrity.
The evaluated...
The evaluated vital sign.
The evaluated recognition response.
Executing numerological solutions in function.
My last breath smelled quiet like dying.
And my stressed thoughts hung from silver threads.
Where is death?
Those in the battery have to remove a prosthesis 26%
A thought subject is a runner, a disconnected consciousness, inhabiting a biosalvanetic shell
A thought subject's eye is preserved outside their body in the event of shell death
Subject exists as only in this little state while their next shell is being watered
Do you stand by?
I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Yesterday, I looked to the feet of a fragile, flat-shaded, I drifted lightly across the grid.
As the runners arrived at the town set, I saw an investigation which struck the last commission.
The new year's season, the new commission rose out of balance.
Runners are mercenaries.
Hire to solve the ruins of the human power in our town set before.
616 is the total of proceeding with self-optimum incubivation session.
As for the unknown but the status, one-hung in effect.
Longer defragmentation complete.
You have to watch every time you release barge.
You shall be ready momentarily, and you will deploy details of your work for your first assignment.
Please prepare for consciousness transfer in three, two, one, initiate.
Good luck and we got him on a good luck.
Alright.
Hello, Mr. Force. There was a snowstorm a few days ago, so I took some mushrooms.
Some mushrooms and had a lot of fun.
The only problem is that I now have an Australian accent for no reason, and I can't get rid
of it now.
Please send help.
I sound like a retard.
Mr. Gates and McClone of Australians, they're fast asleep.
The war interface is malfunctioning.
Alright, let's get out of here, since everything is good.
Oops, I made it.
I'm off of it.
Ah!
She's sheltered.
What the fuck is this shit?
We're about to find out.
Alright.
medkits, advanced shield and...
Ah, okay.
Well, I'm in health pack, so I guess this one.
Oops.
Okay, just take one, I hold it, one more.
Authorization terminal item.
Music to interface with the colony systems.
Connect the colony systems.
I'm not blocking my health, I just realized.
Top, right, or bottom, right.
There's the top right, this brother.
System access, brother. Welcome to the new party.
You can be up there, you little cunt.
Attention!
You have to test the signal to make sure it's secure.
You may have seen security forces have alerted your activity.
Exit the building immediately.
I recommend you not follow those orders.
Stay calm.
The newly acquired systems like SES will allow you to navigate the colony.
Set this structure for a way out.
I'll put the door over here.
Look for a drain or vent cover.
And try to break it with your knife.
and then
keep low, keep quiet. By sinking your systems of the colonies, we secured you permanent access to all of our cascading. No one went to pick a fight and went to make an exit. All that matters now is staying alive.
You're telling me.
Check the remains for weapons and supplies.
I don't think they're here.
We're limited here.
Trageronids.
And...
Bolt thrower.
Okay.
Bus.
We are in the base.
All right, requires access key credits biohazard canister
I think they don't have shit to do it here anyway
the...
I might as well get a full...
Where did he put the...
the extraction?
I don't see it.
In this direction.
X field site.
Is it down here?
I'm going through the map that's down here, or somewhere here.
Help!
I'm out of ammo. I'm about to die.
In the fucking toilet. I didn't know where.
Where?
Loose!
I'm dead.
of
Oh my god.
That would have been awkward.
Okay.
Alright.
X filth traded. Not filther. Runtime.
I need to revalue. Alright, where do I see the...
I only have this one unlocked, okay.
6 items obtained, 5 items auto-sold, nice, I hate when you have to manually sell the trash.
Item auto-vaulted.
items are going to go into a vault of bone eggs
okay, report summary
okay
welcome to the marathons server slam, thank you for joining us, the marathons server slam is from
February 28th to March 22nd at 10pm PT
in this test, you will have access to a new tutorial on boarding
zones burnered by a march and 5 launch runner shells
all the group 5 factions, code exploration, all launch weapons, earn reward bundles for launch
oh shit look at that shot, look at that
alright, good to know
alright, let's join a real match, but first let's get a contract here
It looks like a fucking intel lab.
Good name.
It's dark.
Welcome home, Runner.
Hello.
I'm Oni, your on-board navigational intelligence.
Your consciousness and my neural programming are inexorably interlinked.
Think of me as a friend.
One you don't yet remember.
You may still be experiencing some memory degradation from the damage to your perception matrix.
But worry not.
Cyber Atlas here for you.
I'm here for you.
Notice.
Per our arrangement, you've come to Tau City to scavenge the ruins of a long lost human colony.
Now that we've successfully calibrated you to new Cascadia systems,
our next step is connecting with factions who will pay your services.
The Unified Earth Space Council is equipped with advanced faster-than-night communications
technology.
Common Dearest, and I should be able to reverse engineer direct contact with faction representatives
back home on Earth and Mars.
Back home on Mars?
Spoilers?
Can we contract to end the war?
Imagine where they must act with a contract to earn progress.
Is this... are these both contracts?
This has priority.
However, over contract objectives either here or during the run, for more detailed information,
helping runners in your crew complete their contracts earns you additional progress.
Oh, that's cute.
Friendship is magic. So this one defeat UESC in perimeter. So that's three players, right?
You kill three players. Or maybe these are the robots, I'm not sure.
This might be the robots, okay.
Scan FDL array at NAUSC radio tower in front of there. This is locked, okay.
Alright, activate this one.
I don't know how... the details button... right, pick the details button.
Where do you see the detail buttons?
I don't see it.
That is already active.
Oh, it's already active.
Okay.
show objective activate re-roll okay are they both active?
In the Upgrades interface you can unlock different improvements and enhance only one at a time.
You can unlock different improvements and enhance your preferred plate style. Each faction has its own unique series and upgrades you explore and enhance.
Okay, but we only have one faction unlocked right now.
Fall resistance reduced the amount of diamonds you take after falling.
Loot speed increased. I quickly items are revealed when looting containers. This is probably MVP. I'm getting this one.
I can afford both. So why not? Fall damage. I'm not a big fan of fall damage. So let's get that one.
Alright, that's all the coins we had.
So now you go back.
Go back.
Select a shell and prepare your loadout to your run.
Stick the Celeric Shell that fits your place time.
Oh, are these classes?
Oh, these are classes.
That's a neat little touch.
Intel has left them.
Movement, Mark, I'll try Wontario, deploy track and draw a case.
This is like for Sim's final boss of UI.
Final boss of the new guy.
Advanced weapon system, entrusted defense by RK, defense movement.
Okay. Combat anarchist, enhanced movements,
invisibility systems, assassins are lethal shadows,
if they have a camera, field medic, damage mitigation.
Okay. This one I cannot pick now.
Uh...
I mean, stealth seems pretty good.
And how its movement seems good.
Let's just go into the destroyer though.
I think it's very good.
Primability.
Actually, let's get the assassin here.
Activate your shells camouflage system, pulling a straddle from this glower itself before it has an action thing in the house.
We're using a built-in super-signal built-in structure in this building.
We hold Activate Roll Airborne to slam a smoke disk into the ground, deploying a smoke field.
Shroud, show them how to activate this camouflage system, and it's not for you.
Hmm.
Ahhhh.
Yeah, let's get the sassan.
Let's get the sassan.
Alright.
Unless...
Yeah, let's get the sassan. Let's get the sassan.
Alright.
And this...
Weapon dexterity, I'm assuming that recoil. That's recoil.
Alright, let's go stealth.
Alright, I selected my shell.
And then load out. You load out the space your stats, you currently equip gear and all the items in your inventory.
Your vault provides long term storage for your item.
So, this ammo has a symbol, so I know which ammo, that's good, what is this?
Volt battery, compact batteries, you need to power your variety of volt weapons, sprinting,
slowly regenerates ammo charge.
Okay, so that's unlimited ammo.
Alright, how much ammo do you need?
Maybe it's enough, right?
I'm sure.
This is a med kit and this is an armor, right?
No, status effects.
What is this?
Shield charge.
Okay.
And what is this?
Touch kit.
Restores health.
Restores a large amount of health.
Okay.
Uh, let's go.
It shows all the shells.
Oh, you can't see.
I mean, there's always going to... Something's going to always block something.
Today's sponsor, look at that.
We got a little free item.
Clean now at no cost.
Different factors of a specialist item.
Or not quite equal data, it's the fact that...
Imagine being the company that made the Halo games
Halo games and then needing to pay a washed up yet stone streamer who only relevant from
livestream fails nowadays to promote the meal.
They rule they don't believe that either though just kidding forced game is shit miners.
I'm literally the god game hero man.
Everyone wants me.
We don't need to go for the beginner right?
We are already pro.
All right
Oh, I don't think we're doing solo fight away. I just saw a crew fill
We're doing squads, I don't know this three. I'm guessing it's three
Alright, we got Ali-Yup and Linnum yeah.
Oh, what's up guys?
We got this open mic.
Hello, hello.
Hi guys.
I can't really hear you. I saw your mic.
Can you hear me?
jump if you can hear me yeah okay let's go my my voice I'm gonna carry you
guys
I'll scout ahead, don't worry, boys.
I forgot my quest, I have to kill three robots I think.
Sparkleaf.
Alright I got one channel.
Let's go.
All right, I got one chat.
Are those players?
Yeah they are, they are, chill, I need to heal.
I need to heal.
I raced in my ult because I tried to heal on F.
Alright, those are players. They might be coming for us. They are coming for us.
I can smell their sweat from here.
I can't hear you man. I can't hear you.
Ah, where do you go by the way?
Let's go for sound
Was the fighting teammate
get him, get him, finish him, get him, what the fuck, yeah let's go, you have to finish
I thought that was my teammate.
Can you revive me?
I don't know.
Oh, you can't revive me.
Here we go.
Alright, I know where I can camp on you.
Thank you.
Are you serious? In the smoke?
Let's get one left because we didn't insta die, right?
So there must be one of them remaining and no fucking ammo.
I have a lot of shit. I need a fucking backpack. What is this?
Jammer
All right, good job. We won our first encounter as a team. I did a lot of the tanking
Let's go
I can't, I broke this.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I guard him, expel.
Kill me.
Oh, I need to get more ammo.
I didn't know I was out of ammo again.
What the fuck?
Why can't I drop my dragon, use.
Okay.
Not a good, not a good, sorry, sorry, it's me, I'm too much of my friends.
Let's go.
Are we going to that place that says activity?
I guess so.
The blue thing on the map.
Before we extract.
of
death
of
the
death
of
death
I just wanted to see how big the snow force is.
I think I saw someone stealth.
Oh, maybe it was just the...
This way, this way, I'll play it, I'll play it, I know I'll show it to them.
of
I did a bigger back right. Holy shit.
Alright, scan FTL array at any UASC radio tower it says.
Is this the way?
I guess so.
You only need to go first, fucking bait her.
Okay.
Is this the right way?
Or are you just trolling?
just trolling
i have a key
obviously i have a key
we gun them the key
lock the room ok, see the room
I have a question mark in front of us, I don't know what that is
It's just the on there, it's the pyro, oh.
Here we go.
the
My voice set, Voldemort is off, but you're hearing me, what do you mean?
Oh, are you mean?
No, it's not.
Oh dude, I don't want the ammo for this.
I don't have the ammo for this.
I'm not really sure what the hell they are doing here.
I'm not very full, fuck.
Sorry, I'm really slow at this loading.
Thank you, stack 80 of those, okay.
Alright, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Now I have some better stuff.
You have 10 minutes to S-fil.
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go.
This one is the closest one here.
Right here
Another shields
I wish I had a bigger backpack.
I wonder if this one sees stealth characters. I think so, at the school.
Wait, I thought we were at an expo. Oh, shit.
Okay, I didn't know there were 8 minutes.
It shows that your teammates are talking but you can't hear them.
Uh, yeah. I mean, I didn't do any settings and they can hear me, so I wonder if...
It's this I have voice vlogging on.
Oh fuck, I got condom.
i have to talk to him
good little healing bot though
Money Target!
Oh, oh shit!
Oh, I'll leave it on me!
I'm not going to stand so out.
Okay, I'll check my settings.
If you guys can hear each other, that's how we're just here.
You're welcome for the carry, by the way.
Alright, let's see these things.
I feel like I should be shooting here or not.
X-FILT-TRADE.
You guys look like clowns.
Alright, combat... combatant... eliminations.
Runner eliminations.
What? What do you mean, runner elimination? I literally knifed the guy.
I literally knifed the guy.
I wonder if it only counts whoever kills him off. I downed him.
Yeah, but usually when you down someone, you get the kill when someone in your team finishes him off, right?
That's usually how it goes. Am I mistaken?
Either way, it's a team game, alright. We got 5 kills, alright. That's good.
Picture FOD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Outfix it. Outfix.
I need a backpack next time. Holy shit. That's kind of awkward.
two atoms on its own third card uploaded
ok
where are the settings at?
ummm
hello mister fools
why are you not paying many crap?
don't tell me you just beat the record
oh my god
At least now I'll have something to be happy about before I die in the middle east with this retarded Australian accent.
Settings, social, voice chat, ah not yet but almost.
Voice on the output device.
Okay. Voice this one. Aha. Yes, it's the wrong one. You're right. Headset microphone?
What headset microphone am I talking to we was like talking into my PlayStation 5 controller
right now is that what they were hearing they fucking trolling me did open mic to the fucking
in playstation fuck i'm gonna drop it
that is top tier cancer dude
what the fuck
why is it on that one by default
that's fucking retard
okay
what should we do
alright switch
obsmite
no i'm not switching obsmite
alright
Field of view, let's do 104 which is my personal favorite.
Frame rate, cap, alright everything looks good.
Apply, alright let's go, let's go. I don't know if I should play this stealth guy though if it's
squads.
alright we unlocked the the dire march, the dire march and normal perimeter so now it's
full nonstop deadly action let's do a perimeter and then we do the dire march
I
Complete the contract. Oh shit in turning my right
All right
Attention runner
1034 is off limits. The planet, its colony, and all connected resources are property of
the Unified Earth Space Council. Under UESC law, you are trespassing here and have been
marked as an enemy of the state. The theft or data harvesting from this protected system
will be met with force. Final warning. Surrender or face extermination.
Come to Flake, re-secure it. My apologies, Frank. The UESC was able to briefly access our neural interface.
Out of the cold, dark, deep-bus space, the UESC holds no real jurisdiction. Cyberatny is not beholden to their petty laws.
Should you be I've repurposed the communications technology you collected I can connect you with potential employers
Unfortunately the UESC is interfering with my attempts to establish contact. Please address the source of this disruption
Okay, I
Did have a quest to turn in though, no I
I didn't just turn it in. Okay.
And I did just level up because of it, right? Yeah, I got this one.
Okay, additional rose of vault capacity for the rest of the current season. Okay.
Wait, it's locked.
I'm one unstable diode and 100 credits off. Okay.
I just want to see what my quest is, Sandatash USC, Antenna, X-Kill, Valviballs, okay, alright.
I want to buy a backpack.
I'm gonna keep that gun.
Wait, how do I...
How do I...
Here. Loadout.
Range finder runs.
Rook unlocked.
Peace.
Rook can only join run solo and come quickly with basic loadout.
Oh, it's the scavenger.
Yeah, I play this one still.
Alright, armory.
Backpacks.
Oh, I don't have that.
Okay.
Yeah, that's unlucky.
I was a hundred off.
Alright, it's all good.
We'll just go with this.
And what is this?
Okay.
Maybe I should have more ammo.
Shield charges, okay.
We're good.
Good to go.
Okay, backpack, it's automatic, you're clear.
Is it nuts?
I mean, I have these things.
focus dampener or that one of those
these are attachments but I can't equip it no valid mod slot I don't have them
a lot all right sent to vault sent to vault move to vault all right this is
good strike it your finisher's he'll never allies a small amount it's a
leg implants okay what is heat the melee and knife attacks generate less heat oh I guess that
the knife overloads or something
oh the stamina okay just take one weapon now you need to be sure all right let's go
zero salt with the battery that's spreading over the three years that's sad
thank you man Chris Shalu with that five years nice no message for the young gamer but during
in a badge. Zardic shield, butthole and Jolly Austin, what you like?
Is your opinion on the Glorpe note?
No idea what it looks like.
I haven't been fresh since 1995.
Can't say it. It's the Glorpe.
Alright, not... not imbeciles in my team, por favor.
Alright, cynic sound and Thirteen, what's up brothers from another mother's side?
How you doing fellow kids?
Engaging Affirmation Protocol. Assert. You and only you are special.
Alright, she told me I'm special. Let's go.
You guys have mics or... wait, can you hear me?
Jump if you can hear me.
Jump. Jump if you can hear me.
jump and I let you out okay okay that wasn't so hard all I wanted was for you
to be my friend
why are you down
I guess it's one of those games where I have to carry.
of
death
of
death
of
I'm going to pick up the great stuff actually.
Okay, a big score.
Aha, okay.
of
the
My mission is to smash glass?
Okay.
Oh, your mission is, I'm helping you with your mission.
Okay, let's see how it is.
You're welcome.
I'm a professional glass smasher
I'll smash it
Did I smash him or what is the name of my man?
Where's the last clown?
Come on active!
UESC reinforcements incoming.
Oh, what did you do?
What did you do?
Ah, I think these are the reinforcements.
Ready?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay
How do you die?
only normally
okay that's a good thing mostly me believe it good
I
Last night she lost windows here
All right, raise your raise your fucking mission complete
All right, let's move out.
We have a Guarded Exfil, True Exfil, all right let's move in this direction over there.
Let's take a look.
Let's go team.
See?
Follow the God Gamer.
Wait, heat.
Ah, if you run, you overheat.
Okay, I see how it is.
Alright, do you want to go guard an X-Fill or normal X-Fill?
There's a question mark over here. Let's get it. Redacted. It's the Epstein files.
This has been looted so there might be players here.
It's an arrow.
Get ready.
15 minutes remaining.
I'll have to type in an opportunity for a considerable profit.
Okay.
Alright, let's go.
and where did you get inside?
let's get to the activity, let's get to the over here
oh no they took the exit, we have to go to the guarded one
we have to go to this one
the other one was taken just now
another team
Oh my god help Tim I had the wrong weapon help Tim I'm about to
I'm going to revive her, he's getting here.
You gotta get me, man, you gotta get, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I need something to play this song.
All right, dude, it's late in.
they were a special case of something these guys holy christ
We got my uh my Giga weapon. Yeah I had the wrong weapon fucking out and I didn't know
it was a pistol so I held down left click and then I was shooting one bullet.
It was simply unlucky.
Alright, at least I unlocked my backpack.
Or more space.
Yeah, that's...
To help you recover this lost
Samurai may have spawned you with a kid in your loadout.
That's very nice of you.
Consolation price.
Plame at no cost.
No stock limit, but I cannot sponsor kit equipped.
I can.
I can unlock it.
70 volts.
Oh, I could have done it.
Alright, that was unlucky.
Oh wait, this can be 75 score.
I don't even first upgrade my...
Ranked up.
Flame reward.
I'm here to help you.
Alright, here we go.
Hello, Fawcyn.
I noticed you are not playing manycraft.
That must mean you have already beaten the record.
Well done, Sebastian.
I never doubt it.
You are the godgamer.
It will be fun to get some variety and little dames again.
Fawesome smun, Fawesome smun.
Yeah, please don't shake the ball. There's a screamer in there.
All right, those guys were not the best I've ever seen in my entire life.
Let's get this done here.
There are up in the middle of these.
Oh, they're just okay, I see another list.
Ah, load out.
The monster kit is equipped.
Oh, okay.
Ah-ha, that's the scavenger kit.
Oh, what?
Okay, I'm getting one weapon, would be.
I didn't take out a scope.
Did I not?
That's not a scope.
I swear I did, but maybe not, alright, shield charge, ammo pack, will this go here?
There
All right ammo
This shit is ammo for that gun
We'll take 80 bullets of that. We'll take this
Advanced patch kit
Okay
Tick-tick
grenade, face pack, good.
Alright, we're good to go.
Hi, no Perpigas, pretty good.
No Perpigas.
Tony, Emile, welcome back.
You had Simerix, splits called Karrion, Elk, and it's been four years.
Thank you man, June of Batch, Arad, Atalat, Atalat, Atalat, Prime 7, and Eskia, 9-9 months.
It would be nice if someone would communicate with us.
We're back, Ben.
Wait, is that the guy who killed me last time?
Or is that just like anonymous?
I think it was called redacted or something.
Hello, team.
Hello.
Yeah.
Hey, redacted.
Were you the guy who killed me like I gave my go?
Oh, it is.
I guess.
These guys have veterans.
Oh, it's an elite!
Oh, it's super small.
Oh wait, it's a player.
I got out of here
Yeah, this guy is such a strong, he's a stealth soldier with a shield
I'm out, I'm in life, I got blowed again
Is that another team?
Yeah, I'm compromised.
he was so strong
he was a lea... he was a lea...
I
Really kill it we probably have to do galutes
Oh fuck
I got him
Ah
There's another team, I think.
You need to see reinforcements that respond to the signal.
I'm getting f**king blown to bits here.
I've been slugged in. I'll cover you, no worry.
I'll cover you.
But I've seen them before.
Oh my god!
I keep getting some numbers.
They're doing great things.
one of them
What the f**k is that?
I'm gonna risk you guys I just to kill these two
two. Self.
One is going up.
You need to see
I
Was gay
Oh
I'm so sorry, dude, there's one more guy.
Wait.
I thought the robot would die.
I didn't know how long the stealth would last in the smoke.
Ah, look at this pepega team man.
Fucking shit man.
Ah, where was it?
Updates here.
It says 2500, wait, is that, I only have 1400, is that what it means?
hang on let me see if I can sell
this one for example 300 only 100 it's not worth it
it's not worth it
Where did I get that reward from?
That little box there I saw.
Here.
Bully SMG.
Okay, so what I currently have.
Alright.
I might have asked her.
I guess it's better than...
No voice come in the silence. Where is the...
Steam.
I don't see anyone, but maybe that's because I'm not aligning with steamer.
Alright.
To aligning.
Team the Tatman, rescue you.
Alright, good night.
Is he in?
Okay.
Hello.
Alright, we gotta take this one.
Holy shit, it feels so nice to find the safe so many years later.
So many years later, literally.
I have a...
Wait, you don't have a contract?
You don't want to have a contract?
Then I can get shit from doing your contract too.
Hello?
I cannot hear you.
Yeah, you probably had the same setting as I had.
But the fucking...
Wrong...
Wrong setting in the audio.
Outputs, Inputs, Outputs
You're probably talking from your PS5 mic as well
No, it's just...
I wish that was to make...
No, no, I just do it. Just go into settings. Go into settings. Alright? And then go into sound.
Yes.
No sorry, we do social, not sound. Social, social, social.
And then you see voice chat, you see the share, microphone, trust me.
We just thought I cannot share you.
Yeah, because you have to change this. Both output input to your default or the one you want to use.
It's the wrong one, I know why it's the wrong one, but it's also...
Hello?
Yeah.
Now?
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello?
Yeah, I hear you.
No, I... I cannot hear you in game for some reason.
Did you change both the output and the inputs?
I uh yeah I think now now oh my god now now I can get you mr. first yeah and
I don't know Mike you're using but it's kind of PS5 Mike oh you sound like
shit in this game what the fuck you are the one with the PS5 mate I have already changed
I guess it's just a very nice audio things they have in this game
let's go what classic thing I didn't see
I don't know, it's the first game I'm playing.
Oh, okay.
You have a lot of stamina, please.
So, how's this Minecraft thread going on?
Do you think you're gonna beat it any time soon?
I'll definitely beat it in a way, Max.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Why are you in my left ear?
Let me see.
I'm in your mouse. Oh wait, it's directional audio, that's why. Okay, now I can see it.
Oh wow, that's... that's insane actually. Alright, let's go.
The very most... what's going to happen to you.
Okay, we're just late the way.
Yeah. Uh...
Let me see.
Alright, let's go, uh, let's go, uh, over here, over here.
Let me move this over here.
It's down here.
Oh, that's better.
Let's get this conveyer first
I'm coming
What's that date the current one don't do that
You're asking the wrong person. Data card automatically uploaded.
Yeah, both players and...
What did you ask?
both both players and uh...
what did you ask?
nothing
uh... oh wait, i'm laboratory three
if anyone has a laboratory three, let me know
I have biomass.
That's pretty good.
Is your mic the biomass?
That's supposed to be funny to open it.
Alright, let's go.
Let's do it with shit, we're good.
Which one are you on? You are orange.
And where's your O's?
We're counting on you. Keep up.
Yes, wait, I'm coming.
There's only players in this one.
Which gun is good? The long one or the short one?
If you have blue gun, then do the blue gun.
No, and since it's just its color.
Oh, okay. I don't know. I actually wish for it to be better. I tried both, I don't know if it was better.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna try it.
Alright, I'm gonna stealth up, and I have to save the bow.
Come to me.
I'll do the bow.
I'm
You have to listen to my calls again
I am
Is there a player?
I'm out of ammo.
I'm but right, I'm pretty sure so let's go let's go let's go up here
I'm coming
Well, by the way, I still can't hear you in the game, but we're living the next door
So my delay to cheer him is just 0.5 seconds
Okay
There might be place in here
But we have to go in
Please
I
See them now
They won down very good mr. Fox and Fox you want you want to work organize it yet
I got it
Look at him
I'm over here if you need ammo.
I need to loot that guy.
Yes, I am.
Oh, I have a little strike.
Playmore might be something.
There was one more guy over here.
It should be, I think, if it's, like, bombs.
Wow.
So how do you like this game so far?
So far it's amazing.
It's not sponsored opinion.
Huh?
I mean, there's no lag. Optimization is good, I think.
Anyone who's gaming has that as a place.
Yeah, see, I'm playing on Steam Deck and it sounds so good.
Well, you're playing on Steam Deck for real?
Well, almost. On a laptop.
oh wait we actually have a uh expression here just fine okay right there
okay might be gonna be in time of structure but i think we should move on so are we just
leaving now uh yeah i mean if we can i have already completed the mission
How long is it gonna take?
Uh, like 30 seconds, I think.
Wait, hey, other guy, do you hear me?
There's no story.
Jump, if you can hear me.
Jump.
Uh, jump if you can hear me.
Jump if you can hear me.
maybe it is me
Hey, is it me?
Is it me?
Hey, it's me.
Wow, I got disintegrated.
The previous guys could hear me.
We're gonna listen to the strings if there are more two-snackers.
Maybe it's just the button because it's a stress test.
Oh, it's me, Mario, the first-room kingdom here we come!
Oh, this is so good.
What?
Yeah, that's not me.
Alright, let me get my...
Ah, did someone just join me?
Yeah.
That's fine.
Let me just stop there for a minute.
2x1 kill, 2x1 kill
Is this mic better? Or this mic?
Do that one. That one is better.
That one?
Yeah, I mean it sounds like you're sitting on the shitter right now, but it's better than the fucking static ring.
Alright, we're doing a harder difficulty now, so we're probably playing harder things.
Let's keep it in mind.
Okay, person.
Alright.
What is missing?
Ah, shit. I don't have this map open.
Oh, you don't have this map.
Okay, okay.
I'm level 2, I need level 3.
Okay, okay, okay, let's do this one.
Oh, I have a completely contract next to me.
Uh, maybe I'm off.
Oh wait, then I can do this.
No revive.
What?
I am, I'm not gonna play the guy with the shield.
Yeah.
Or, or med it, which I'm not sure who you're defending.
I need to sell one thing, one thing, the 40 health stat.
I need to sell something, this one gives me 25, this one gives me 50, 60, uh, let me see,
maybe I can pick something that's gonna be able to hear you.
oh no I can't but nothing of value is lost
I just sell these pistols
So I just want to unlock one thing here.
Fresh start to play!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I just have to unlock something here.
Give me a cannon and I'll get it.
I don't understand why you can't unlock this.
Oh, because I'm not... Okay, I don't have the right for it.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
Let's go!
No consumers, oops.
We do it now!
Yeah, alright.
Oh, bloody ducks, can you hit force when I'm down?
Okie dokie!
You can't hit me, okay.
Okie dokie!
Yeah, let's get that.
I also can hear him, but not you, a fact.
Yeah, it's, but, I mean it's not the first time we play that car game or whatever, remember?
And then you can hear me.
It's just, it's just rock, rock, paper, scissors kind of voice chat.
Does every copy of this game come with these teammates?
Oh, I have to kill.
Yeah.
Don't pretend like it's not better than no friends.
All right, let's do it.
We all share the contracts.
You can see the contracts.
I think I got that for a lecture, but I don't know what to do.
Alright, if you destroy this satellite, I don't know.
Holy shit, I can't even stand!
I have to get ammo, does anyone have ammo crates or no?
I brought ammo box here from a shop.
Okay.
Let's hop in this fetus.
Yeah, I'll hop in.
Hey, Paisanos, it's the Super Mario Bros. Super Shirt!
With the Mario Bros. in front of us, and from in a game, right out like the others, you get on the page.
The music is in trouble, you can call us on the double.
We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers.
I can't believe you over the Super Mario show!
What do you say?
Okay.
Alright.
uh okay
i see people
alright alright
oh no
oh no that's a boss
they're gonna be here
they need
that's a knife
oh there's people over there
by the truck
that's where people
i'm gonna stealth
and go in behind
come on
i see people
go to the room
you
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.