you
Link.
I'll be right back.
Chat for the moment you've all been waiting for.
I have some important news to break to you.
A little bit of an announcement.
I just donated a fucking sitcom link and you should click it for us.
It's funny.
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Good mother f***ing morning ladies ladies ladies ladies
I got the intro to the chat, we got the intro, this was beautiful but Thursday I believe
Good morning, Thursday morning. We're good, Shannon.
Good you, good you.
That was good, she.
Pretty good, pretty good.
Good to hear, good to hear.
I injured my wrist.
Maybe it's time to get a girlfriend, sir, or whatever.
Your mic is loud as fuck.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Here is a link I spent $20 on.
Please react harder.
I most likely won't.
Your mind is actually low. They're trolling.
Your brain is low. I am not trolling.
But yes, we are back in white for another
gigabyte of streaming or to not sure how long is how big of a it is probably a couple
to a few gigabytes with my resolution.
Maybe it's more like 10 maybe.
I don't think so, I'm gonna take a look at that.
Here's a knock knock joke for you chat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Professor. Professor who? Professor Karr.
That's fucking funny bro, who the fuck is Professor Karr?
Here's another fucking sitcom link.
Who is Professor Karr?
The man behind the legend.
I don't know.
I don't know, Fatal Frame 2 came out, possibly the scariest game of the year.
Fatal Frame 2?
Wasn't that like a remake or something, about a Japanese horror game with the camera?
So it's not a sequel.
It's a remake.
Ah!
Alright, let's see here.
We got some subs, some resubs as well, Reselos, Infinite Cell, we got a cop cap, Bashymerks,
Kankiewicz, thank you very much sir, what's on the menu chat, what is happening in the
world today, what is the current consensus?
future game show at nine yes nine nine nine we'll watch that we'll watch that new leader
of our rendezvous first speech today you're adding me too much man get
problem finish country pro alexi but your
friend fellow in the text from alexi by
recognizing him I forget where in place
who can you really use the name of sitcom
guys so we can all laugh at him I can't
reveal his usual name because you don't
have to donate what you use your name and setting it on so you can put whatever name
you want in the nations you can be whoever you want sir you can be whoever you want to be
but don't forget you're always retarded no matter who you choose to be you're always retarded
ah okay not very much happening in the world huh
um
No, no, no, what's your favorite Asian food dumplings in masses man in fucking masses
All right. I'm talking like fucking
25 to 30 dumplings in one go
Maybe not anymore
But it used to be
Used to be here's another fucking sitcom link chat
You can't laugh at me, but you can laugh at this hilarious shit. Here's a fucking sitcom link
Finish troops near Kalengrad, go suspicious, power out the chest and all got ill after they march near the Russian border
Uh-oh
Here it comes
EMP
Slash
Brain-frying
Frequency
slash biological super weapon they've been researching umbrella corp style
that everyone's dead thank god if there isn't a zombie apocalypse I'm at least
on an island. We're fine. We're fine. Everyone knows zombies can't swim, right?
Sometimes they walk. They walk through the seafloor, but the lake floor, water
body floor, but they cannot get up on an island in the ocean. That would be
impossible. Impossible.
They can drive both, only in Resident Evil 9's fucking
unimmersion, motherfucking pig.
yeah yeah all right we got links chat we got links he's excited for links I'm
excited for links let's fucking get some links on this fucking road show on
the road links on this road the whole sounds good
I had to work out this morning, so I had to work out in the forestry and then take a shower.
Take a shower!
I was just about to eat my stuff, but I guess I have to hold my breath instead.
I am pretty much in the shape of me, literally shitting your pants.
Hey, Kitty.
Pinciattis are all here.
Where's the rest of that team for me?
Oh, I'm all alone today.
All alone?
Ick, it's just embarrassing.
That's a shame.
Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do,
it's that dirty person.
Hey, Kitty.
Pinciattis are all here.
Where's the rest of that team for me?
Oh, I'm all alone today.
All alone? Ick, it's just embarrassing.
confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.
Excuse me, man.
Is this your cooking?
Do you see anyone?
I love it here.
To climb up there, tell stories.
Like I wills on the organ.
As loud as you want.
It's almost a religious experience.
I kind of think this is what heaven's going to be like, you know?
Plus, they'll have an open bar.
Thanks, man.
She really got a church, Eric.
Because God, he sees everything.
That's why I live my life good and pure.
Trust me, you were dating two girls at the same time.
Yeah, but God didn't see that.
I was in my van, and he can't see through the lid.
I don't want to get into a religious argument,
but my God can kick your God's ass.
God is dead, man, said so in Time Magazine.
No, man.
I said next to God once on the bus.
He told me the meaning of life, and then he gave me a pretzel.
So what's the meaning of life, man?
Uh, yeah.
I guess I should have written it down.
But it was a good pretzel, man.
Maybe this life doesn't even matter, you know?
Maybe we're not even here.
Or no, maybe I'm here, but you're not.
Hello?
You know what the best thing God ever did was?
Boobs!
Yes, and God said,
You know what the best thing God ever did was?
Boobs!
Yes.
And God said, let there be boobs.
And then there were boobs.
Eh, if God is all powerful, can he make a boob show big that even he can't lift it?
That's a good question, man.
I'll ask him next time I'm on the bus.
Oh
So nice
I love you
What you gonna
of
Get the gun though!
Hello, Mr. Force. I am begging you to hit the team. Your arms are about to appear and fall off.
You don't even have the strength to take all these hilarious settlements.
I don't know where the good guy is from the bad guy
Nice chase.
I'm so glad I was shot.
Sheldon, I know you're in the zone, but do you want some tea?
All right, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but you haven't spoken in hours and
I'm starting to get worried.
Please say something.
Leonard, prepare to be humbled and weep at the glory of my genius.
I feel like my mind just made a baby, and it's beautiful.
It's not like human babies, which are loud and covered in goop.
Holy crap, Sheldon.
Did you just figure out a method for synthesizing a new, stable, super heavy element?
Did I?
Well, that can't be right.
No one's ever done that before, except me, because I just thought it was a good idea.
I can't be right. No one's ever done that before. Except me because I just did it!
Sheldon and his brain! Sheldon and his brain!
Oh my god. It's working. You should. Look.
The system is maintaining its own stability.
The quantum vortex apparatus is now controlling the orientation.
You're right.
You realize what this means?
Yeah. I do.
It's proof of concept.
We've got a workable guidance system.
Congratulations. Thanks!
Hey, it's got an email from the U.S. Air Force.
Open it.
We request a meeting at your earliest convenience regarding your quantum guidance system provisional
patent 6-2-slash-295118.
That's weird.
Is there a window around here we don't know about?
Yeah, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
Coincidence?
Yeah, of course. What else could it be?
Boy, do I love a medical!
Hey, Leonard, if you're happy and you know it, no need to clap your hands, because I have an emotion detector.
How's it working out?
Yeah, surprisingly well.
That's great. I'm happy for you.
No, but, uh, hold on.
What do you are? Aren't you sweet?
What's that? Are you working on your resume?
No, it's my brother's. I'm trying to help him get a job out here.
Ooh, and that makes Leonard angry.
Oh, yeah.
No, it doesn't.
Leonard, please.
I know an angry face when I see it.
It's this red frowning guy on my phone.
Oh, yeah.
Are you really upset about Randall coming?
No. Yes.
I said, no.
He's like your twins.
All right, if you're not about this, just tell me.
Fine, you invited your drug dealer brother
to stay with us for God knows how long
how long and did bother to ask me first?
My brother, I didn't think I needed your permission.
Well, hey, now she's angry at you.
What?
This thing works like gangbusters.
I'm not saying you have to ask my permission,
but you could have talked to me about it
before you said it was okay.
Like you told me about your gaming room?
Our gaming room?
I was gonna put a scented candle in it.
He's still mad.
Stop enjoying their fight.
You first.
That is a bazinga, that's you Alex, KMK, Seraph, Steve Way, welcome back, Chatterz,
rainbow viking, telly snake-y-air.
For one month he was...
Shit, calm lanes, fog!
What is it, Bob? What?
Oh boy, there he is.
Where?
Went there.
What, boy?
You seen his foot pops?
Look at the hairy one on the left.
Listen, I have some news that...
Hey, how come he got so much chocolate sauce?
He got the same amount.
No, no.
Look at all that chocolate sauce.
He told me I couldn't have any more chocolate sauce because he didn't have enough.
Huh? I get two drops and he gets a river.
It's a lake. Look how much he gets.
How do you explain that?
What are you messing with my head?
Well, I can't mess with your hair.
You know, because I was thinking, Ray,
that a lot of books get published, that suck.
So...
For your book not to get published,
it's gotta be off the charts, son.
You ripped my sleeve?
Good, by the way, the itchy part is from me.
Come on, Baby.
Come on.
Move.
Get down.
No, dude, get up!
No!
Ahh!
No!
Come on!
Let me go!
Come on!
Oh, God, no!
No!
Oh my God.
You smell it! You smell it!
What do you mind? Smell my victory.
Yeah, you!
Stop it! Stop it!
Oh my God!
Stop it!
Don't leave me!
Hey, those are my bugles.
Look at this place.
I just want to say something.
You disappoint me, the both of you.
Sorry, love.
I'm sorry, too.
And you especially, Robbie.
Me, why?
Why?
Because you should know better. You're the older one
It's true you should set an example
Got a bunch of people they got animosity against black guys because their dick so very good
These are guys that are jealous because they don't carry they don't possess BBC
They don't they don't possess that God that's involved in these black men out here keep getting jealous
Keep getting jealous while your wife asks for cuckolds while your girlfriends ask for cuckolds
And which they can get fucked by these African warriors with these huge BBC's that got pipe them down
To the point where they could feel each and every last spectacle of their policies getting getting vibrated and thrust it into the
the orgasm just spews out. Keep saying nigger, keep saying black. Come on, you cuck-holz.
You love it. You love this shit. I'll be that monkey. I'll be that monkey. Yup. With a BBC.
Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick. She's imagining a huge black cart. That's
why do you think your bitches get huge dildos because you guys don't possess the BBC gene.
That's why you're upset. No BBC equals anger. You're upset. You're mad at these African
cops, these Rhino dicks. That's why you guys like Sandmigur so much. I get it.
I get it.
Hello guys, my name is Bella and welcome back to my channel. Today I have a blackboard with
me because we have a very important topic to discuss which is BBC and how do we see place
in the grand scheme of things, okay, in the hierarchy of males.
I understand one thing. A lot of white boys, white boys, okay, sometimes they feel really
inferior why because they cannot compare to a BBC so whenever they even think
about a BBC they get so insecure you're like oh my god this BBC could really
make me go down to my knees if he wanted everything a white boy or any other boy
feels like this compared to BBC because men are very competitive in nature they
They compare their sizes, their cars, I don't know what, their girl, who has a better girlfriend.
And especially the size.
A lot of men are really insecure about their size.
They think that having a big one is going to make their whole life better.
And it is.
That's the whole point.
The bigger the size, the better he feels about himself.
That means a big size equals more women.
Yeah, bigger size, more women.
Small size, he gets so insecure, he cannot get any women,
and he doesn't even try because he knows that every woman would be disappointed.
And this is why a lot of white boys decide to also worship BBC because they know they'll never come here.
Remind me to drink this water or the course of my stream.
I forget sometimes.
I can't drink it too late because I like to talk.
A lot of guys start worshiping the BBC.
simply because they know that they will never compare I don't understand why
they shut that is their own subtitles why are they so fucking fucking
where the BBC makes their women happy okay so they give him actually the
grant him actually the permission to make their women happy because they know
that women okay they're just like even if you have a girl she'll always be
dreaming about the BBC yeah not about this guy like what is this right like her
family is always the big ones right like big sizes big dogs big whatever like
they'll never say no to this so a good thing to do is to collaborate right
like collaborate with him like let him make your girl happy okay because BBC is
the king and there is nothing you can do about this and you also as this white
man or whatever race you are you have to make him happy and also a lot of
BBC's they're a lot taller than white boys why because that just how it is and
this height also makes you feel very inferior right the taller the guy like
you know some of you guys are white boys you have to like look like they don't be easy
and that's also making you feel super inferior as it should yeah so it to me it makes perfect sense
why we should have a hair... another race period
like i can like the... give it what it gets
see i put them and then you have like
Alright, we're good though, no further links, thank god, no further links.
Your honor.
Alright, I wanna...
I wanna watch the future game showcase later, but we have time to beat the record until then, chat.
We have time, we have some time.
Oh, time.
I think it starts nine. Yeah.
Nine.
Joe.
Oh.
Doo doo doo doo.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Alright let's get it Chad let's get it let's get it let's move this handsome guy
and talk right bottom left
yeah skip that in mind for predictions I'm most likely watching the showcase
Unless something extraordinary happens.
At 9! Alright, at 9!
Ah, it's getting, it's getting, it's getting old, get it old, ah, I see, good seeds, good
It's a good deed to get a good seed.
Is that a ship?
Yup.
Yup, it's one ship coming up.
That's not normal, check this ship.
another ship
damn these ironcowns are horrendous
I've been hit in the mountain
That is not about the overalls, it's about the letters.
of
What is God worth?
8, 8 is a good enough.
of
the
Okay.
Ah.
Ah, do I even have to click on this here for there?
Hey pretty good, pretty good empty I must say, no 3 gold bars as well, no gold bars and no gold blocks of course
Not bad, not bad star, let's go!
We got a bastion in this rattle, in what direction are we going to bring?
In this direction, right there
Okay, let's go ahead and do this, and to your helmet, and to the back, and to the back, okay.
I swear I did that before I worked.
I guess where the door goes on that square.
Oh my god.
oh my god why can't i see the bastion i can see the fortress
did i miss that the bastion direction oh i didn't miss it
It was behind me, but I got baited by Red Forest plus Fortress, Entity Camp.
That is, well, if my memory doesn't fail me there, I think everyone is dead anyway,
because that direction was just not reversible.
Let me have a look here.
Oh shit, okay wait.
It's fine.
It's fine, it's all good. It's a shit bastion, but we know where the fortress is.
It's through the shit bastion.
It is not your shit because you can't locate it.
What the fuck?
Okay, everyone relax.
Everyone relax.
Everyone relaxed? Okay, good.
Wait safe, wait safe, alright.
of
the
I
Okay, this should be enough to this end.
We got 16 pearls, we got 13 of them only, we don't have enough string.
I'll let him trade that.
uh...
uh... string
We're still getting fucked by the Motserian though.
What the fuck are you doing?
I have to bring up my ninja bring.
I have to force me off.
Bad but in green.
Oh my god, are you gonna come back or what?
Okay, uh, 158.
158 is this direction.
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
158 is this direction.
Let's go and get up on that thingy.
Excellent.
I don't want it to go into that, it's fine.
Okay, put your hand away from your mouse.
Okay, away, green boat.
you got green boat now we can move
I mean that's just fucking annoying you know come on
I don't know if it matters but it's not good
I mean, that's so fucking annoying.
I can't see.
and
so we might as well just leave this.
Is it good?
Did I have to press Recept or something? I didn't press F3C
afterwards. So this is still fine, right?
i think this is still fine
i didn't press F3C ever so
i don't know how it works, it's fine
I'm resetting here. I'm resetting the fucking F3s. I had green go, but not one more.
3 and go.
plus one, that's one.
Okay, 1,365 blocks, there's a hundred and chance that it's over there, but it's too
far without, it's too far without another travel, we don't have enough obsidian.
There's hundreds of shots that's over there.
A little caravan.
Actually, boat.
Yeah, you don't know if you've done the time.
Ocean Explosions.
I
Look down
Yeah, I mean it's kind of silly and what was the distance for 2x2c when it did the 10?
There was like a hundred and fifty blocks or something, right?
A hundred, yeah.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
Yeah, it's the show.
Let's see if we arrive though. Locate stronghold.
Locate stronghold.
Yeah, we were 100% right.
So if we had 20 obsidian there, we would have actually didn't record 100%
100%
Get them again
And we can blame the shitbassing for that.
We can blame the shitbass person.
I'm again.
I could have been it.
I could have been it though.
though.
Or you just don't play a single less than 20 obsidian.
What do you mean?
Of course I will check where the fucking stronghold is.
It could be literally right next to the fucking one portal like it was for XTC.
Of course I play at that time with fucking Tarzan.
95% of the time it's gonna be dead without turning up city and the 5% is still very good
On a chance it's 1 in 20 as blaber than any of these seats at any given time, which is like 1 in
200 300
Your brain is gonna steal
You kind of threw the seed.
I walked in the wrong direction, really, I baited by another fortress plus red forest
entity.
But that wasn't a throw, because the seed was dead anyway, right?
If I had gotten 20 obsidian, yes, that was a throw, but I didn't get 20 obsidian.
So the seed was dead, regardless of me walking in whatever direction in the start, right?
Unless it's 20 obsidian with that distance to stronghold, and no matter what you do, it's still dead.
So there's no throw at the seed, right?
That's just basic logics.
basic logics
I have to hear the tent.
Do you not see an engine brain by the way?
Oh, you do see the engine brain?
Oh, you threw away a whole minute and a half just because you didn't practice flying in the stronghold.
It wasn't a minute and a half.
It was maybe 30 seconds more than it should have been.
But that was also because it's a real, like, the fucking tree blocking the scanning of the eye.
But even with it wouldn't be enough because of the distance is strong so
Yeah
The run was dead except it
of
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know what to do with this.
of
nine
five
of
So,
look at that.
It's really a story down.
this is the lava
and
the test
I guess it's a mine, no it's a ship on the boat at least.
Alright, the force is special, it's here.
We don't need a shadow if we don't have flint, I don't know.
Why isn't he sneaking?
Oh my god.
Well, that's kind of weird.
Let's see.
Okay, we got an actual fucking pog run, but now we have just a run.
I'm walking here.
Yeah, nice play.
Oh my god, fucking toggle springs.
Where am I?
33. Yeah, it can't be done.
Can't be done.
That was a good bashing too.
It's like in bridge but with the ring to get there
Oh my game
of
three
of
I got two, thirty, and three.
Oh, fuck.
There's a liner.
Not much, not much, not much.
Okay, we're getting lots of entries today now, lots and lots of entries!
Looks like no bastion, one and nine two, and a big sound of that, probably, 111.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
I force them, just wanted to let you know the weather and stop only sunny with a chance for God's seeds,
which means Mina is on the way to the beach with the champion, but not getting the record, by the way.
With a chance of God's seeds, it's better than my usual odds, I'll take it.
Drink water.
Heavenly Cloud, wow, Naver, Dynamite, Emily, yeah, Chaos and Lucian, thank you.
I can't be here, right?
Let's see.
They get baited by the mine, but there's also treasure above the mine.
throwing off
Oh
All right, let me have
What am I doing?
Nooo
I like the enlistment race then.
Now we'll get this baron next time, I don't know, I'm good I think.
That's how it works.
oh my god we got a bit of slab up and the portal okay we're in a ball and I hope we get a maximum
This poor better doing good enough.
That's not good enough, that's great.
Great motherfucking clients.
Emily, thank you for two years.
I want you to fuck my wife.
Classic!
I really want to mention a badge kids or a bit the other one, a mechanist or come back.
3 down for me.
There are bolts.
4.
That's not enough.
Mine, mine, mine, sweet mine of mine.
Sweet mine of mine.
It's chocolate milk, Alan.
I don't have any trees.
Did they have a boat?
I'm not sure if I can get the key.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm not sure if I can get the key.
shit
Technic may good work.
Nine ten, that's good, that's all we could ever hope for, seven carrots, that's good,
Alright, two, one, two.
Don't need doors.
We need some blocks.
All right, three minute entry, good food, blocks, gold, not bad, not bad, yeah.
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Fuck.
Alright, we do have a bastion, it might be two bastions actually, no I just don't know
No, I just evolved.
Stop it now. No more.
Enough.
Yeah, it's too much bridging.
Oh my god, I thought it was not shooting me.
That was pretty good. Yeah, well, it might be a fortress right next to the Russians,
Just look ahead, alright.
Let's see here.
Oh, what a perfect calculator in mouse.
Ah.
Ahhhh...
I can't block...
come on, other person
I don't know what I'm doing.
Dude, this thing in the island is killing me.
I'm not gonna kill him if I spend the bad.
But why is this fucking dead?
I'm not going to hit Chad before I make them into golden carrots.
19, 18, 18, 18 left.
18, 18, can I left?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Time's up
Nooo, I'm off obsidian.
That's good.
I like it.
I'm not sliding off here, but you never know.
You get obsidian at the fortress, yeah but then there still wasn't enough time, because
then you have to go on the other side of the fortress where the chests are instead of where
the spawners are and then I wouldn't make it because it was already nine minutes.
I had to travel 17, cross Lava Lake, it was just dead.
He was just dead. You can't have it all.
of
Okay, we have two pretentious from Lava.
Let's see if that was proper lava or not.
Proper lava.
Might have been.
Nope.
Please, no more spiders, oh no.
You're not welcome here.
The house is complete!
Subtree entry with the watch in the room and the fuck is the barrel.
There is a version in this direction, but I'm looking at aids right now.
I'm just gonna get this guy to knock me off.
I don't fucking know.
Is that a fortress I see there?
Okay, I don't care. This might be still good.
I see a fortress.
I'm looking to YOLO, right?
What?
Okay, we got Fortress.
I'm gonna grab these crystals.
But where's the Bastion?
Oh my god there's no banchan I've been jubilin there was the focus all along
any copers
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get this.
No, I'm not sure.
Hey, uh, Llekovo, nicey, the Salted Dan, welcome back, Lewis.
Welcome back, senioritas, to the Champions League level 11.
I'm thinking it's, uh, in effect.
I think water, sure, I've risked it the same.
of
I
See now two o'clock, let's check out this
right well we get a fast energy even though we could have had full food from that
We are looking at a 17...
not even... 17 bashing... no, it is removed. There's no bashing at all. Only way to dust
that sometimes, it just adds a lot of entity and then removes it. For sure. But what I
can't tell you how a falling gravel can do that.
Unfortunately...
Oh, this looks one onion.
Okay, let's complete it all.
And they say, cheaper than me is bad, man.
Sorry for what?
Yeah, I see that.
I've got some time to pull on so far.
I'm going to rip the skin.
My daddy told me a few things too.
I got some see we kill
Hello, Mr. Forrest. I am new here and I was just wondering when the chap stung.
install the language, fucking language pack
install the fucking hobo skin
what is it that they mean?
please clarify
ah, and then in this skin
that I have installed
one time ago, but their brains are delayed
so they don't see it
same goes for the virus patch
We got full food and we got everything, we just need this to be Lara, and not fuck
There is a mid level, we got ourselves a round of boys, ladies of course, more importantly, ladies.
come on man what the fuck is this what the fuck are the bashes there when i get the
I fucking super interest man
Play along
can't be here right?
what?
this way
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, two-meter seconds.
I'm finding that.
I'll try it.
I
Didn't know
I'm looking at a.
Yeah.
No bashing.
Oh my god.
Mowig thumpin' nethers.
Thumpin' the nethers.
That's not good enough.
I know where you're at.
Mind Shack.
what you gonna do
oh my god stop changing the fucking difficulty
Come on, let me make them moans.
of
I can possibly have been what I just saw though, right?
I'm just saying.
Must have been something else.
Ape to mate.
Nah.
There's no gravy there.
Okay.
Hey!
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hello Fawcyn.
Fawcyn, I have a question for you, and since you are a smart individual with a good grasp
on geopolitics, I am looking forward to your answer.
Anyways.
Here is the question.
Awesome.
Is the IDF the most small army in the world?
I don't even know about it.
Oh, no.
Okay, the situation is not great but we will record it.
I think we got a bastion though, but we got a bastion though.
This direction, 84, my.
am I
uh right side is triple, okay
What records have you broken this stream?
Record bait combinations.
That is a very unlucky chat 27 I am the master finder's part of Fortress's
but all far off to the left.
You can make this jump right?
14 obsidian.
I have to turn up so that um...
I can't not do any blitz.
I can not sit here.
Alright, let's go up here.
I'm going to say 27, not just a big gamble.
We don't want to go into Shinobi volume, so let's go with this.
Yeah, this looks, uh, good. Chat looks good. I can't decide on this a little bit. Too
much RNG for my taste.
I wish it's not around now if it is here, we don't.
so it was other side
or not
probably a fake bashing, fake focus bashing somewhere
some... away...
do you like broccoli? it's a S-3 of his work
I eat broccoli every day
I eat broccoli... go every... day
I eat broccoli, I eat mushrooms, I eat onion, I eat bell peppers, every single day, every
And every day I eat spinach, and every day I eat salad, but it's the worst.
Tomatoes are the same old thing.
I eat the same thing every day.
I'm just switching out the protein.
That's it.
That's why I have these guns, chat.
That's not enough.
Honestly.
I think too.
It's not a bad thing to play in here, honestly.
nothing here
I'm pressing X to battle this.
The seal.
Who's there?
of
the
I don't know what it picked up, because I see nothing, NOTHING!
Oh, that's over here.
I'm gonna love them.
Showcase one.
Showcase in like two hours.
I think it's ready.
oh no way, it's here!
Thanks.
I don't know what to do with this.
Seven. Okay. That works, I guess.
Ow! Charlie. That really hurt, Charlie.
We are so good, we are so good, we are out of here, so good, so good, so good, so good,
something's going on over here
I have been lied to.
Don't come over here, please.
Ah, fuck me.
Yeah.
Okay, we get two bashings.
One in this direction and one in that direction.
I want to see today, I can't see it today.
Let's go down to something like 11, 11, 9, 12, which leaves only this side, okay.
I don't like any of these options, but we're going on.
I can't go through there, I have to go this one.
Everything is built in.
of
I fucking trust him.
Get in the fucking hole, you piece of fucking shit!
fucking holy piece of fucking shit
I guess I don't have an item.
Okay, we have another fence.
GEEEEEEE
G
Garbage bastion. Garbage can bastion.
of
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
Huge.
Huge!
I'm lying to everyone right now, it's terrible.
Ah, they have fucking a glorious one out of us here.
Glorious terrain!
Glorious bastion!
Somewhere in this direction.
I don't see it.
here. But I should see this soon. It's bell 10 that is playing this a lot but not everything.
I'm not excited to leave.
I extreme the unfortunate.
get some rest
ok, go the real door
i can't for the challenge
what?
i suck at fishing
real door
of
All right.
Well, I'm sitting here, can't I?
Got a bridge, can't I?
Oh, this is a good one.
Uh, we can't even parry mine.
We can't parry mine, because this shit is built in.
Don't talk to me, brother.
You cannot hurt him, you're just all shit, a little fucking 10.
Yeah, it's not happening.
Unless there is one hole here that is not built in.
Hello forces.
I am trying to become a minecraft speedrunner myself.
I notice that you are very experienced with this fun.
Can you explain how you get to the part where the run is already dead so fast?
All you have to do is to get a built-in Bastion or a built-in Fortress and that's pretty
much the fastest way to account the overall resets of course.
I should see them now.
Oh, we also have the grass.
It's over here when I see it.
I think it's a build here.
Nah, if I put this Bastion.
Okay, I can't see it.
There's a bubble.
no 20 seconds anyway so we have to find that really quick
probably not because it is
over here
f***ing all the way on diagonal
all the way on diagonal
impossible
I'm on Sora, I think it's Fimbo and O'Droud and it's for two years.
Make a little RWDA ASCII, thank you.
And don't give me a treasure, bitch-ass motherfucker.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe I've done this.
saving the difficult day
I knew it.
I'll do it!
You're in theory, let's assume, that you're the president of the Dickland.
Dickland occupies, let's say, 30% of our globe, and at one point, a representative of
the pursuant of eyes.
He points with inter-galactic weapon at your planet. What would you do?
Point of intergalactic weapon at your planet.
I am the president of big land and big land occupies 30% of our globe.
And at one point a representative of Pussyland arrives.
He points at intergalactic weapon at your planet.
What? What do you mean?
Well, I will just surrender.
It's an intergalactic weapon. How am I supposed to compete?
A fucking iron cannon.
Sacherblei!
I surrender! Please!
Oh shit, here we go chap, it's one of those.
Oh shit.
some stone. Alright here we go. We need to make this.
One, two, of this unfortunately.
Alright, we're going to get under this.
Alright, uh, yeah.
Let's get some more wood so we don't have to use that actually.
No fucking bastion.
Bullies are pepper hands.
Their downfall needs to be studied.
It's crazy how they went from I don't even care what the next product is to take my money
to not a fucking way in hell to do my touch and touch shit like that.
I did play a devil 4, I didn't play the game actually, that's pretty good, but they used
to pump up games every fucking other year, there will be something new.
Well they are bringing Blizzcon back this year.
So I'm thinking they are about to announce something, right?
Right?
I think they're gonna announce Hotz remake.
Mark my words, I'm not laughing, I think that's what we're gonna do.
There's no way they're not in Starcraft.
That genre is Giga Dead.
That genre is unsalvageable, I think.
even blizzard and if there is one company that could do it it would be blizzard but not beautiful
blizzard can bring that genre back to life with all these supers out there right it's the last cast
the ravine of castles
This.
Let's do this.
Enter this. Enter this.
I like that direction. I do like something over here, man.
Ah, looks like lava.
Baby, baby. Walk him down the street. Baby, baby.
All right, we got something going in there, channel.
We got something going.
Fuck.
Don't fucking do it.
Fuck, man.
Fuck.
All through the skies brother!
Fuck!
Fuck you!
Fuck me!
My run!
Woohoo!
fuck me my rod
we're looking at a
non-existent fashion situation
wait a minute
we are cut
oh well
what's that last time Jack?
20 more
to speak
Mr. Force, here's the year 5,090.
In 1999, you occupy a planet called Planet Force.
Suddenly, aliens from other planets arrive on the surface.
The intergalactic government says you have to let them run.
They look weird and throw excrement at each other.
What do you do?
I let them run. They're playing more advanced than us.
Why fight a recent battle?
He's got non-hunt, not a poor variation, which is technically the best option.
you
I see something, I spy on my little eye
question cv
I swear I saw a lot of them.
of
the
You only you'll know once and then no more.
Ah, fuck him.
Shit.
Hehehehe.
I don't know how the fuck to get up here.
Ah.
How do we get up here?
I don't trust it, I just don't trust it.
So once I'm in the middle of a war, show, and let's get our experience in check.
Is that true?
Why haven't I heard of this?
Yes?
It's locked.
Everything is locked, you guys.
That says nothing whether it's good or bad nowadays.
You have overused this term to oblivion and you should live with the consequences.
they feel a image of Kratus and Arthas
who is playing him
Nothing here.
It looked like crap.
They are adults, over 30 DMI bonemen tend to be everything, but that's very little
You can go and put your hands in your chair.
Aha!
Thank you for the amazing lights.
It could technically go down here, but it's not likely, right?
That's not what I saw, I didn't see anything.
of
Why did I get hit by that, I was behind the fax dude, the fuck?
The fuck?
the
I'm lucky, we have so many good entries, but where are the bastards, where are the bastards?
two bastards!
Well, there's the record-breaking part of the stream.
As soon as we get one good seed.
Since we get one good seed.
I have a bad feeling about this game, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not.
Hello, Mr. Force. I have a question for you.
Okay, you must.
What if, instead of calling it, during the fishes, it must call. During the fishes.
ha ha ha
Jack Span fishbowl
Oh, oh
Yes, with the plates for shape not fish
You have no power here.
Really?
I forgot to bring the war.
Oh my god, is this fake water?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Good job!
What's up here?
Well because of that we got diamonds. And what does that mean?
the butterfly effect chat, the butterfly effect and we shall see how that progresses through this form.
There we go! Get out of here, see these silver connects? We have a seat to conquer. Surely...
Oh yeah? Terrible entry. Time to give him the bashing. Ah, classic. It is a classic,
Except that I should instead regardless so fuck you
Fuck you dolphin, no fucking you chicken and cow
One onion
I should, that was cancer
What's that thing over there?
It did go down.
But it don't, it don't go down.
Warning, due to a change in Twitch policy, excessive use of the sandy emote is now punishable
by permanent ban.
As an alternative, please use the REW Orser Sad Emotes.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Okay, I'm telling you this is a lie, I'm here.
That has to be baby.
Hey!
It doesn't even matter!
Hey!
Ah, come on!
We've just need one leather, that's good, and we're done, we're done, alright?
The juices are back in the fridge shaft, alright?
All right, slow it along.
SOOOOOOP!
What?
This is the 9 of the shafts.
That doesn't have a big.
Big?
Bamboo Village, I never seen this one before.
You're the one that's worth it.
Rear!
I made you my bitch you hear that huh except that's right all these balls this
Oh, three minutes, that's very much.
We have ourselves a merry-merry scene.
I like it.
Maybe I'll like it.
Marisa, Marisa is a good see-day.
I see the bash from here, so that's a good sign.
That's a good sign.
Really? Fake skull?
or good?
Fake gold, other fake gold
This seat is officially dead
This seat is officially
fucking dead
It's so fucking dead
And we're not gonna over set for one race.
What the fuck?
I don't know where we are.
the nilton
fuck this
got that old buried somewhere
okay
my god, what am i doing
That is a lot of stuff. Everyone should have your things.
Okay, behind me.
Ah, there, there, over here.
why?
alright, we had everything right, except for string
I guess it's fine
I'll just keep going when he comes
Ah, no, I'm going to play with him
One more Fireport, then
Alright, let's see where we can throw.
That was a 17?
I don't see it.
I can't see it at all, so it has to be this direction.
There's a tin.
and uh
that's unlucky but
yeah it's on this side of him
I actually killed him.
is dead is dead it was a fake fake fake fortress lashing
not a real focus
I can be real good, real good, real good.
Oh
I'm not going to press man
Wow.
Honestly?
Good work.
I actually don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
Wow.
Honestly?
Good work.
I actually don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
I had to get some input on the shirt, this I am an expert at something.
Funny stuff, funny laugh.
What are we doing?
We're only two ironing here.
I just got played, let's see, you might be wondering.
doing? Only two iron here. I just got played, let's see, you might be wondering. The answer
that my friends is
if we find a cave very fast
Okay, this might look like a retard run, but look at the pace, alright?
We have food, food, the entirety of the run.
Alright.
And we have wood.
Alright.
Now we just need everything I want to make, and now we just take this.
This is already bad, 1, 2, 3.
Oh my god, look at this dog game here.
Are you not godgaming?
Wow!
Everyone doubted this run.
But not me, I know.
All my past Ramadan run experienced.
Power of the playthrough run.
Playthrough run.
Just the fucking ass.
By the Play-Doh slender.
I don't think it's seen there unfortunately, unless...
of
I'll let it run like glue, baby.
There are no blocks but we have it, oh where the fuck is it, oh that's crazy man, I racked
like 40 miles to 11 so that's uh that's something to be doing right about in a bastionette
I have no idea I'm uh invaded by red forest maybe craters
oh here it is
I don't know where to fuck the value
Alright, it was there.
Watched 10 minutes bro.
I didn't watch the rain.
Guy, man.
That was really back in the fucking early record attempt days.
That was one of my fucking go-tos, man.
I see a lava pool. I do a fucking Ramadan run. Starting from fucking Scratch, wooden pickaxe,
fucking evolving stone pickaxe, mine that iron, melt that iron.
It was a staple in my arsenal, so to speak.
But now...
It's not good enough!
of
Might have fucked this one up.
I would never fuck it up.
of
This lag, you son of a... nice fucking lag!
Huh?
You all saw it.
Alright, we don't have long until the gaming showcase.
I'm sure we can make it in time.
and I'm coming to show you
Oh
Okay.
I am.
and
Yeah, okay, let me get in what the fuck
Oh, that's uh, that's good.
No tree, unfortunately for us, it is a bed, island is bed.
It was not what it was, two blacksmiths!
Oh shit, this is the chosen seed shop.
Look at that.
Do you believe?
Okay, wow, okay.
All right, we're gonna take out of my fort of the city, I mean.
Not what I wanted to see.
Okay.
I'll do that, alright, 1, 2, 3, 4, I'll do that, I can't afford to do that, should I
I think it should be golden anyway
What the fuck is that food?
Is that fucking food?
Okay, the date where we can get.
Okay, this should be good enough for me.
Uh, alright, that's good.
That's weird.
I
Shhh.
Is that it?
come on man what the fuck what the fuck
121 that's too far too far
I'm going to go to the wrong direction.
For this, but no bastion.
Okay.
Oh, I think he's done that.
Oops, today's here.
That happens to the best of us.
You may of course be in the community of your best of us.
I'm Bragman back, DPCA, you got Slosi, Rison, Narek, so Rho'Jescu and Shanko, thank you
for 7, 5 for this dolphin for safety though, I didn't do anything, I did nothing.
Come on!
Stupid bitch!
That's another...
bitch ass nether
we gonna sub 3 by far by a lot please
please
I can't do this shit no more!
We've got three Bastions at least, which is a very bad sign.
I don't know which one is the closest one, the 11's?
I'm going to do this and all at any moment now.
Any second now.
Special missed 9 times.
I can show you why it's dead, for those of you who don't believe me when I say it's dead.
I will show you exactly why it's dead, alright?
So that you can leave.
Someone beat my health a little when I said it's dead.
You're in a 330.
Alright.
I'm standing right here.
I'm typing.
Okay, four, three, okay, boom, 380 chunks away, okay, 380 blocks away, and that's it.
That's close.
Okay, since you don't seem to understand how that is, I will show you again, just how
you are.
Fucking retarded.
Let me show you what exactly happened with this.
Think about it a little bit, and let me know if it's okay.
Remember this?
I had to first of all, you can't stand for it first of all, so we have to blindly run
in the direction for any blocks, but let's just assume, alright, I'm just going to move
this here, alright, it's gone, alright, now it's time for you guys to see how dead this
from this. Some of you are actually mentally challenged, so let's take this in steps, okay.
Here we go.
Ok, now you will see when this is not the focus, in this direction.
This is a Bastion and there's a deal that if, imagine the destroy that spawner that enables us to scout the direction of the supposite.
Focus.
It is a secondary.
That shit.
You understand now?
Let's...
...come up to the other side.
Okay, it's a built-in fortress.
Look how far now.
Now I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you, rather than me.
All right.
Look at this.
Okay.
Boom.
You're going to have to go through here, right?
built in, built in, built in, built in, everything here you see, everything you see in the
shelf is built in, okay? built in, built in, built in, built in, built in, built in, built
in, this is also built in, alright? this is over here, this is built in, alright? boom!
that's how far it was, I'm doing super speed now so you can see exactly how far it is,
Boom. That's how much 380 blocks is.
Built-in addition, okay?
It's so dead that I wouldn't be able to sit for a week.
How dare I come to this fucking seat, okay?
I will not be able to stop believing.
It is so dead.
And this is all...
This is all...
Assuming that the spawner in this version magically disappears
Otherwise we would have to blindly find that direction. So that's how badly that's it was you understand giga dead
Now it cost me a lot more time to explain to you, but that's because we have a lot more retards in chat than usual
All right, so it's the giga dead
And from now on you're just gonna have to take my word for it, you know?
If I were to explain everything to you that he dead, we would have nothing but dead seeds being explained.
Oh no, I would have a sneeze. It's over. It's over!
I'm not crying. You're crying.
I'm getting a level there one cave here would be optimal
I got a full front iron, blotch front iron, I just made an empty chain.
That's a piece of shit, bub.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
my
what the fuck
What I place doors
And then she takes
the
The streamers went down.
Ah, it's usually done.
It was like going, and then there's one down.
Fucking hell.
Surely this year, Donald Trump...
...is going to special events.
Alright, if you wanna get something to drink, now is the time, take a shot, now is the time,
three minutes and 30 seconds.
Race your shit.
I've already dragged my lost drop of water.
Stupid rope, smurfing my pants, SC tail thingy, but, well, the socks, welcome back, new Billy.
And I'm real told for a tier three, 48 months, wow, this guy is dank as fuck, Mr. Forcin' I ate a new T-shirt.
That's right. That's right, you do. We're working on it. She's working on it.
I'm doing nothing.
But providing my input, my valuable input, my 148Q mental certified input, of course,
yours from what you have sent on this workbook. So what's the other term sound? I could tell
with input but then I would have to spoil it.
chance for force and body pillow.
There's always a chance, depends.
we got tier three, where you open it?
Will you watch the new Donkey video?
I guess you'll make it there in the intro.
I'll watch part of it.
How's it going with Donkey?
It's being published by the way.
I know that an animal was his first and that one was really good, but I haven't seen any more of the shows he's ever watched in the most...
I don't know if I must give it up.
Okay, three minutes to go.
One good thing that I haven't seen in the last few weeks, is that I've seen a lot of people that haven't had a chance to go back to the world, where the show always has been seen.
What the fuck, I don't even know what the fuck you're called to miss.
Gaming laptop, don't believe the lies Chad, there's no such thing as a gaming laptop.
You see this stream, it was running on a gaming laptop, unironically.
And not even...
Never buy a gaming laptop, I promise you, if you want one advice with mine for the rest
of your life, it takes periodism over no sugar.
Hello there lovely people and welcome to the future game show spring showcase powered by HyperX.
I'm Debra Wilde though if you're not.
She's wild.
Not even Olivia Wilde.
Ahhhh.
There's so scar and weathering waves, a cruel and twisted maniac,
Silvando in Dragon Quest XI, darling, and a hero Gotham deserves when he's made of plastic bricks.
What?
I'm Batman. Like a Batman.
I didn't know we could use these second camera for dramatic effect.
Oh yeah, that's a little party trick I do. The guys here don't mind.
don't mind. Anyway, we have a jam-packed show for you today, full of exclusive trailers
and developer deep-guides into the hottest upcoming games.
But before we begin, we'd like to thank you for joining us as we enter our sixth year of
helping you discover something new. We've featured over a thousand games so far, and
we're the first to showcase award-winning titles like Immortality.
More recently, we brought you the world premiere of last year's indie breakthrough, Blue Prince.
Yeah, that's true.
Fucking Christ, man, the stream keeps crashing.
Is that a YouTube version?
The game, oh, sorry, Future Game Show.
They did have one, okay.
HyperX goodies later on, so don't go anywhere.
But why would you?
There's no reason.
No, because we haven't even shown you
our first world premiere.
Oh, that's cool.
It's gonna happen every time.
As long as we say the magic words.
Now, roll the trailer.
Right, I'm done.
Ten.
World premiere.
It's a simple job for men with nerve.
The roses, that's why you're here.
That place will make your skin crawl, but it'll make you rich.
Break in, take it, get out, I still can't keep it quiet.
We don't know what happens in there, but that place, it twists men.
What are you doing?
Let's do it again. Answer.
Answer.
Joe.
Joe's here.
Joe, I'm here.
Hold it.
In the bubble, remember,
those places must remain...
closed.
You see, it's a simple job
Right in take it get out
It's scary
It's coming soon to PC and PlayStation, so get it on your wishlist, pronto.
Okay, here's a pup-punk action adventure where you play as a love-stroke zombie desperately
trying to revive his frozen girlfriend.
And to be honest, who hasn't done that?
Stupid Never Dies was unveiled late last year, but we've got an exclusive gameplay trailer
for this body hacking RPG coming at you right now.
Change!
I'd give my life to get hers back.
Oh wait, I'm already dead.
The only way to revive her is to dive into the dungeon, eat KOM, and see if she has the ultimate technology.
Fusion start heading back, there's a special kind of miasma that drifts within the dungeon.
Before, there is a time limit to your activities.
You return to the dungeon. It should reduce the time required to rejuvenate you. The speed
of your power will increase with each trip to the dungeon. One thing is for certain.
Once the power in the cold storage goes off, your girl is a goner.
It's all a big escape!
Yeah, I don't know about it.
I don't know about it.
The things we do for love.
Stupid Never Dies is coming out later this year, but you can wishlist it now on PC and PlayStation.
And remember, every wishlist helps.
Okay, so up next, we've got the scoop on a brand new jungle-centric DLC for Dave the Diver.
The beloved restaurant management simulator, where the catch of the day is entirely up to you.
Well, in the last episode we're here, so...
There's another piece of steam on that plate.
Consider your summer plans sorted because Dave the Diver in the jungle is coming to
all platforms on June 18.
And while you've got your counters out, why not leave some room for our next, wait for
it, World of Premiers.
Again!
It's here we make a delightfully spooky adventure game that was a killer app for the humble CD
ROM.
Check it out.
Old man's stuff built a house.
Filled it with stories.
Six guests came one night.
We should be the walking one.
This screams the only noise.
This is a game, nothing more.
One of us is gonna win that prize money.
I say, every man from stuff...
...embracing me is what it is, and it's impossible to say.
And what about the rooms?
They're just there.
No one came out that late.
Not one was ever seen.
But the old man's stuff is waiting there.
Crazy...
Sick...
And me here.
Yeah, I haven't seen this. This is a, uh, live, uh, point and click puzzle game from, like, the 90s.
The 7th guest is on its way to PC and consoles, so get it on your wishlist to AKP. What's next, Cheyne?
Well, Deb, do you remember those 3D pixel art clips that went viral on social media but were made with AI?
Yeah, imagine if it was possible to make something like that without destroying the environment
and making PC parts even more unaffordable.
Well, imagine no more, because a solo developer has taken it upon themselves to build an immersive sim in that style
and it's already racked up a hundred thousand wish lists.
Wow, score one for humanity.
So here is the gameplay reveal for Project Shadowglass.
I don't know the pictures they're referring to.
They're really good in the first one.
Oh
That's a bad looking graphic style, it's kind of neat.
Not amazing.
They're not coming out in 2026.
You can get your hands on Project Shadow Gloss when the demo launches on Steam later this
year.
And yes, if you couldn't already tell, it's a love letter to classic games like Thief
and Deus Ex.
What's next, Shy?
What's next, Dev?
Well, I mean, only the hottest game of the year.
It follows an orphan thrust into a spotlight.
You could even say it has all the building blocks of a Shakespearean tragedy.
But hang on, this is the developer diary for LEGO Batman, isn't it?
What? Yes, Death.
Oh, okay.
Good evening, Gotham.
Join us in a celebration of absolute chaos!
Hi, my name is Matt Ellison.
I'm executive producer at Teaser Games,
currently working on Lego Batman, Legacy of the Dark Knight,
which is an open-world action-adventure game
where you get to experience playing with Bruce Wayne,
taking him through his journey to becoming
the hero of Gotham City, so from origin through to legend.
This game is truly a celebration of all things Batman.
You'll be able to experience all the DC lore from comics and films and TV shows,
and all of this will be brought together in this game with a Lego twist of humour added throughout the whole game.
Let's get to the root of the problem.
We don't do that.
Sorry.
So in this game, you'll be able to play as Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Catwoman, Batgirl,
Jim Gordon and Talia Al Gore, and all of these characters will have unique progression and
skills you unlock and abilities and different gadgets that you'll be able to use in the
game. So Jim Gordon has got a phone gun, which you can use to gun up different gears and
things to solve puzzles, but you can also use it to immobilize enemies in combat, and
that's a really fun and effective way to deal with people.
And Catwoman, she's got a whip, and she's also got a cat that you can bring out, and that, again, can be used in different ways to help you get through the game.
One of the other really cool things is the new combat system that we've got in the game.
With this, it's very action-packed and fluid and very dynamic, and people really feel powerful and in control of these characters as they flip on the enemy.
And you can also use these different gadgets in the combat, for example, Batman, he's got batarangs that can distract enemies, stun enemies,
stun enemies and then you've also got a backclaw which you can use to reel enemies in and get
them up close to the fight.
As you'd expect, Backman and his allies are finding a whole variety of villains throughout
the game so all of the famous DCC villains are here so the Joker, the Penguin, Mr Freeze,
Poison Ivy, Raza Goul, Bane and there are many more as well so you'll be fighting a
variety of the enders as you go through the game.
One of the cool things about Legacy is that what people expect from LEGO games is to be
able to collect lots of different things and this game isn't going to disappoint
that. So as you're going through the game you'll be able to collect 100
different suits for your character. Spanning a whole variety of different
eras and different references. So we've got things going from the very early
debut look of Batman from the Golden Age suit which is from Detective
Comet in 1939 and then going through to all the modern day stuff as well. Also
And today we've got an exclusive look at two new designs of outfits that we've got for
characters.
So we've got Batman and Robin and their original Lego Batman the video game looks that we had
in our title way back in 2008, our first adventure to Lego Batman.
We've got those two suits available in this game as well and it's a great way for us to
look at the legacy that we have with Lego Batman and that character here at TT and celebrate
that in this game as well.
LEGO Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight is available to pre-order and wishlist now and will be
available for players on May 29th. We can't wait for you to experience it.
Not a big fan of the LEGO games, but this one has Batman.
I hope you enjoyed that deep glide into the mean streets of Gotham City. I know I did.
LEGO Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight is coming to PC and PlayStation X box on May 29th and
Nintendo Switch 2 later down the line.
Right, and next we have...
So put it on your wish list now.
Okay, should I back in the zone?
Back in the zone.
Next up we have some exciting news about Void Interactive's tactical swatshooter, ready
or not.
9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Tell me officer, have you ever seen a city topple like a house of cards?
It's beautiful.
Funny how, fast, everything just falls apart.
But we're not so different.
We all break.
Eventually, some just make a little more noise to it.
You call this chaos?
I think it is...
Morphi Correction.
See you, son.
Ready or not...
Ready or not, squilling point update is out now on all platforms.
Introducing new missions and fresh cosmetics for you and your friends to check out.
Be sure to jump in after the show.
And while you're organizing your next Discord session,
we've got another world premiere, especially for you.
Are you gonna get to do all of the...
This one's an ambitious remake of a classic AT strategy game set in the Middle Ages.
Let's take a look.
I
England is a war
King Lionheart knighted his greatest warriors, but the King's murder shattered the realm and each Lord sought to seize the crown for
themselves in the year of our Lord
1986 defender of the crown launched
raids
Tournaments
siege and conquest
Yeah
experience. Defender of the Crown.
Draw your swords, because Defender of the Crown, the legend returns his coming to PC
and consoles later this year.
Thanks, Dad. Before we move on, just a little note to say, we'll be uploading all of the
individual trailers from today's show onto the FDS YouTube channel, so you should go
and subscribe right now go on you know how to do it you really do okay now next
up we have the latest update on adorable adventures a relaxing journey where
you'll follow you'll know serena a family of baby boars extremely cute stuff
baby boar little guy is Boris even though he's young Boris has an
incredible sense of smell and can use his nose to learn about the plants and
wildlife around him. The park is full of exciting things just waiting to be
discovered but with so many different areas it's easy to get lost especially
after the fire. Boris knows that his brothers and sisters are out there and
And while finding them won't be easy, he's determined to bring them back together so they can be a family once more.
That's adorable.
But where's the adventure?
The aptly named Adorable Adventures is sniffing its way onto PC, PlayStation and Xbox later
this year.
What have we got next, Dev?
Well, let's keep the good games rolling with a developer overview of Unboxing Mr. Koo,
a hand-drawn adventure game from solo developer Nacho Rodriguez.
Take it away, Nacho.
Hello, I am Nacho Rodriguez, and you are watching a little bit of gameplay of unboxing
Mr. Koo.
This is the sequel to the many pieces of Mr. Koo, which was launched on September 2023,
and this is a fully animated graphic adventure, a point and click game with a lot of hand
I am the director and animator of the game, and I love to create surreal stories, and
I love to tell stories without words, only pictures, moving around, cartoony, fluid, surreal,
adventure, slapstick.
And I love to put as much control as possible in the hands of the player, so I want every
every click to be responsive, every little action to be fluid, and responding to whatever the player commands and to let the player play at his own pace.
So you will get to explore a story full of adventures, full of puzzles, and full of slapstick, hilarious, fantastic adventures, where Mr. Grue may suffer something even worse than getting caught up into pieces.
Maybe this time he will get this solve into molecules.
The game is currently under production, but you can already wishlist it on Steam.
Thank you very much. See you.
Alright, I kind of like it.
That's a moral advice if you're new who is coming soon to PC and console,
so make sure it's on your wishlist to catch all the latest updates.
And without further ado, here's your first look at gameplay from CalX,
Alex, an action adventure game set on a mysterious alien planet.
Yeah, that's probably a pass from me.
you
Okay, we're group, everyone over here.
Copy that, let's move.
Alright, Tim, let's clean this up.
Okay, we're group, everyone over here.
Copy that, let's move.
Alright, Tim, let's clean this up.
over here right in the zone yeah you guys we got to do the ship break
look at that I've got recycling cover anyone got rope yeah yeah I've got it
Where's Brian?
I think he's in my kitchen.
I've got something over here.
Wow!
Look at that, so cool!
Alright, let's celebrate.
Awesome, guys, we did it.
25,000 players,
He's a good guy.
No, he's not.
He's a good guy.
It can change shape it can turn into a bus
Make sure
My god, this is stupid.
12th of May, this all was-
Why are you so close?
Because Directive 8028 launches on May the 12th on PC, PlayStation and Xbox.
Here's the launch trailer for 1348 X-Voto,
a cinematic action adventure that follows a young knight in medieval Italy.
Whether the end justified the means of the unknown light,
every deed has a price.
In times such as this,
when folk feel abandoned by the fellows,
abandoned by God,
wroth inventions thrive like weeds.
That person was a hell of a bitch for a condition like online.
1348 Xphoto is out today on PlayStation and PC and stars Albee Baldwin as well as a friend
of the show Jennifer English, so don't miss it.
Now from Shadow Heart to Shadow Stone, this is the next game from Secret Door, the team
that brought you Sunderfolk.
Let's find out when you can go hands-on with this dark fantasy tactics roguelite.
There's no steam from Shadow Stone.
Shadow Stone is coming soon to PC, but you can sign up for the playtest on the Game Steam page.
Now, Shy, I think it's time for some friendly competition, don't you?
You're not going to beat me up again, are you?
Oh, no. I'm saving that for later.
I'm talking about the HyperX Cloud Alpha 2 wireless headset giveaway.
Ah, right. Yes, courtesy of our friends at HyperX.
HyperX, you can be in with a chance of winning one of five pairs of these
lovely gaming headsets by entering our competition. Just follow the link on the
screen now. The HyperX Cloud Alpha 2 Wireless has been designed so players can
embrace immersion and game without interruptions, which is why they offer up
to 250 hours of battery life. Well that's enough for at least one completionist
playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 and who wouldn't want to hear Lazel's battle
rise booming through those 53 millimeter dual-chamber drivers.
You can also enjoy simultaneous 2.4 gigahertz and Bluetooth connectivity, as well as tinker
with the RGB base station.
Oh my God, I've got the camera, thank you, from 6.0's long front 4, on the back of my
mind, no, it's 3 years.
And change the color of your setup depending on your mood.
Head to the link in good luck.
And now for something completely different.
Dynamco has some news to share about Little Nightmare's Altered Echoes, the VR spinoff
of the famously creepy franchise.
and it's like completely get up on that shit right?
When did we are... when did the HTC, where it is called,
by release, 2016 or something, right?
I bought it, and it's been a decade now.
Also 2015.
It's been a decade.
And it just came to a halt, just the tone.
Half Life Alex is the only game with the emeralds.
Yeah, but it's just like, it's the same fucking game and over and over.
if I can bump into a table, if I can get emotions to go and some shit, give me the
treadmill man, give me the treadmill VR, super battle royale, fuck him, no, I'm more
That's funny, that's what my mom calls me.
Buy it, you're rich? Yeah, but if everyone, if no one has it, maybe then I can't play it.
Alright, we've got some brand new gameplay for Silver Pines now.
A moody survival horror game set in a small American town.
Peggy's 16.
It has to be affordable for the masses, and then they make games for the treadmill.
It was the strangest thing.
I feel like I'm dreaming.
I don't want to go into this place.
I thought it was somewhere else.
I'll find Eddie Melvin. I promise.
Silver Pines.
Okay.
That guy looks like he could use a damn fine cup of joe.
Oh, and maybe some cherry pie too.
Mm-hmm.
You two can take a trip to Silver Pines when it lands on PC and consoles later this year.
Alright. We've got something pretty special for you now.
There are no ghosts at the Grand as an upcoming spooky renovation game where you restore a crumbling English hotel with talking power tools.
The hotel might be haunted and there's a talking cat in there too. He's called Mr. Bone's The Bastard.
But most importantly, it's also a musical with Lovecraftian vibes and you know how we like our performances here at the Future Games show.
show so without further ado we'd like to welcome Marcia Richards and the Concierge
to perform original track. There are no ghosts at the Grand. Lights!
You with me, I'm alone, I do fast, make a run,
At first glance, there's really nothing wrong in this time,
I'm in love, a little deeper down, You're smiling on the air,
I'm feeling the ground, it's a shower in my mouth,
I'm smiling on the air, I'm under, under, under,
The tree calls the lights, the moon wears, the noise of the stars, something here it just ain't right
I think it was over a game like this, like a line, like hotel renovators or something
I've seen
I hear in this hotel
That something has remained
After so many years
I've seen it as well
But where this house started
I was kind of lost
The shadow in my mind
Was burning me up
Got on the tiny way
The trickle's the light
That made me remember
It's been a long time
I've seen it just in play
I don't know why you're hating on this trailer, I'm just missing some of these.
You hate it, you hate it.
And don't play this guy.
Why do you think it's right to spend time around each other?
I know it's hard to keep a distance to long hours
You can't align to what's around
You may not find the time
I'm trying to find that you're hardly aware
That it's my friend
Who crossed me up to fight the man in the background
That you're right there, spot me
I know it's right to spend time around each other
Everything comes to me all around
Kissing, kissing, kissing long hours
I'll make up my own plan, and take the ground from the ground.
Well that's what I call a bam, though.
Well that really lifted my...spirits.
Oh, and you can lift some spirits with a high powered vacuum when there are no ghosts at the ground.
Launches on PC and Xbox later this year.
Next up, we've got a gameplay trailer for last flag a hectic game of 5v5
Hero shooter hide-and-seek. Let's check it out
See this one, but
Little team fortress vibes
At the end of July's jail time, of your face, of your mother.
Gigi.
Last flag is coming soon to PC, but in the meantime you can hoist it onto your wishlist
and keep an eye out for future play tests.
We've got a medley of four exciting games up next,
featuring a daemon and a daemon.
Don't worry, it'll make sense in a minute.
Roll the montage.
First up is Anakin Road,
a post-apocalyptic combat racing game
where you dodge traps and destroy your enemies.
Also, it has catch caught. Throw that.
Next, we're looking at daemon and baby,
a highly technical twin stick shooter
backed up by an emotional story. It follows a gun-toting demon and their adorable companion
in a world full of quirky creatures. Or how about AstroTex, an isometric strategic
shooter where you chart the hazard-filled hallways of a gloomy spaceship and protect
its damaged systems from nanotech monsters. Finally, we have Demon Lord Just a Block,
grid-based roguelike where you play as a square of decapitated royalty with deceptively simple
controls and a flexible build system. You'll make your way through a quadrilateral world to take
down the usurping dragon queen. Hope you enjoyed that. Remember that you can find every game from
today's show on our dedicated future game show C-Page. In the meantime though, we've got another
game that you'll want to keep an eye on. Yes, it's another world premiere. Here's the next project
from the team that brought you Moonlighter. World premiere.
Another Metroidvania.
get some mortals and never learn. Fullishing up to challenge me. Only to see me rise.
Oh shit, it's a reverse Castlevania!
I'll conquer my castle.
Okay.
Where are we gonna send the rocks?
Nine after nine.
For all eternity.
For my master.
For her.
Re-Vamp.
Ding, ding, ding, new genre just dropped.
Re-Vamp is a tower defensevania.
Yes, that's how the devs are describing it, not you, dev, the developers of course, and
it's coming soon to PC.
Well who knows, I think this dev would make a really good dev, and safe to say I'd have
some pretty, uh, wild ideas.
Ho ho ho!
We've got another one to watch Deep Dive coming up next, and this time we're focusing on
Hello Sunshine, a game where you survive in the shadow of a giant, freaky robot.
Here's the developers Red Thread Games to tell the story.
I'm a giant.
If you do it better than I do.
So yeah, it's done.
We're working on Hello Sunshine, a survival mystery game
where you play the nomad who's walking in the shadow
of a giant robot.
And you're on a journey to get to a tower.
And the journey is all about figuring out who you are,
where you're going, and what is the mystery of this grander
world you're in.
We've put out the trailer, which shows this epic robot
which people found really cool and the game actually starts with that and
right after that battle is done we just let the players take the control it's
just you the Sun which is very dangerous in this world and the giant robot and
the giant robot shadow is your haven at the start of the game you venture out
to the shadow to find resources to learn more about the world to investigate
mysteries and as the game progresses you have the ability to move further into
the world and out of the shadow and stay out of the shadow longer, but you're always following
this robot and the relationship between the main character, the player character and the
robot is key, it's instrumental in this game. But you're always on a journey, the robot
is always walking in the hands, so unlike all the survival games which you're on, sort
of having a hub and then you sort of ventral from that, your hub keeps moving and it keeps
pushing you through this world. And at the start you don't have any way to interact with
the robot, you know, you're just sort of like trying to figure out like what is this robot
doing, where is it going? It's going the same where we're going, which is great, but how
long will that last? But as the game progresses, the relationship evolves. All you know is
that you have to sort of get to somewhere, and you don't even know what that somewhere
is at the start, but you know you're in this world that is like the ruins of a corporate
empire.
There are a lot of really good survival games out there, and all of them are very systems-driven
for the most part, right?
Some of them are quite forbidding.
They're quite tough.
They require quite a lot from the player.
We wanted to make something that's a little more forgiving.
That's also a little bit more narrative.
But of course the game is very systems driven.
Have this a wrong word
because we don't want the systems to weigh you down
on this journey.
The systems are there in order to support the narrative
and the player journey.
Some of the core systems like we've already mentioned
is some shadow of course, water.
If you stay in the shadow for too long,
You're going to start getting first day, you need to find some waters, you need to go out into those rooms and see if you can find some water.
Instead of heat, it's just kind of ticking down and you need to hydrate.
Morning, morning. Water tank reserves at 5% capacity, replenishment and guides.
The reason we made co-op is for two people to sit on the couch with two controllers and play split screen.
There are so few games that allow for that.
You know, I have a daughter and I love playing games with her, but there are sometimes there aren't that many games where you can sit together and play
and have an experience where, like Jonathan said,
you can either go together somewhere
or you can sort of split up
once you feel more confident and go apart.
Hello Sunshine is coming to PC.
It's available on Steam to Wishlist
and you can also sign up for a playtest,
which are starting soon, soon, soon, very soon.
Hello Sunshine is coming soon to PC,
so give it a wish list
and keep an eye out for that upcoming playtest.
Now, from sunshine to something a little chillier,
let's find out when you can get your hands on Will,
follow the light.
A mesmerizing puzzle Odyssey set in the Arctic.
Who the hell is Will?
The Arctic.
Come in, this is Will.
Did you read me?
Come in, Will.
Got two bits of news for you.
Starting with the not-so-great one.
What's wrong, Cass?
Is Thomas all right?
Over.
Are we fine?
A major storm's heading for the coast.
You got some time to prep the lighthouse and rounds.
How much time do I have, Cass?
I know. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm excited.
I know. I know. I know. Just hold on for me, alright?
Get ready to set sail for parts unknown because Will, follow the light, is coming to PCM consoles
on April 28th, 2026.
Alright, our next trailer takes aim at Papenita Headshot, a steampunk shooter starring a furious
cowboy with a cursed metal arm.
I
Faced him once
You almost cut him
Busted out
One second, he's shooting your ears off me.
Next, he's using some kind of magic to blow him up enough.
He's fast, he's crazy, and he's messing the single shot.
Keep your heads down, boys, because...
Ummmm, that's a doubt, that's extra doubts for me.
Papa needs a headshot, is coming soon to PlayStation and PC, and it's also what my agent says when I call the office.
Okay, now we've got a trailer for Atmosphere, an open-world survival game set on a series of floating islands.
When we die, do you think we'll see the people on Earth again?
Yeah.
When I lost my son in the scorching, I thought I'd seen enough fire.
But once again, that was a blast.
Fire rises?
This is it. The last outpost of humanity.
There is no other way.
Titans might still have the answer we're looking for.
We have to find it before it's too late.
Uh, most horrid.
You can wishlist it now and stay up-to-date ahead of launch, Deborah.
Prepare yourself shy, because we are checking out a cooperative horror game that taps into
one of humanity's deepest-
Transluc-time moves.
I don't think I have anything sad to that, so here's, we gotta go.
Help me out.
Ignore stomach.
I got you, bro.
Full of sketchy burritos.
You're gonna knock the door open.
The pressure builds, your only hope.
Looks like we gotta find a key.
Your only relief.
Ah!
Ooh, look.
Oh, I got a forge!
Lies, in the haunted halls.
Anybody got some clean pants?
Don't touch me!
Find the key!
Okay.
I'm not gonna be here no more.
Take it to the bathroom!
He's behind me! He's behind me!
Or become the crew.
Oh no! I've been pooped!
Oh man, we gotta go!
What happened here?
Gonna turn one head and pop it, guys.
There's no 360.
I'm approved, don't leave me.
Oh god, they're right behind us.
Get inside, get inside.
We gotta go.
April 14th.
No bombs, no God.
Bearing any unfortunate accidents,
We Gotta Go is exploding onto PC in Spring 2026.
Okay, sure. We get it. Alright. It's the game about trying not to poop your pants.
I'm sorry. I just couldn't hold it in.
Chook.
Alright. Let's move past the rogue potty here for a second.
Blah, blah, blah.
What happened to the passion?
It's all been downhill since Al Pacino started handing out awards.
Who actually is this? What's going on?
Um... Hello?
Yes, hi. Thanks for having me.
Make me bigger, please. Like we talked about, Barbara.
Barbara, backstage I asked you to make me a big boy.
You nodded like you understood.
Don't tell me you lied to me.
Oh, yeah, this is good. Thanks, Barbara.
Oh, God, make him smaller. Make him smaller.
Why does he have lips?
Well, what's wrong with my lips?
You know what? Fine. Whatever. It's your show.
Okay, well, welcome to the future games...
I've done it, experience!
Okay, is this what you came here to tell us about?
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
I'm just a little bit nervous.
I just keep thinking about that lip comment you made.
Look, I'm sorry about the lip comment.
I didn't mean to just go on and pitch your game.
Introducing the Dungeon Experience
with our new exclusive trailer.
Trailer, trailer, trailer.
Trailer!
Dungeon Master Creations!
The Dungeon Experience is an immersive
First person fantasy guided tour run by me a low-level RPG monster shine entrepreneur and all-around handsome crap
Wow
Those clippy clappy claws take the time to explore our dungeon
And meet our many dungeon inhabitants
Hey, you really don't need to speak to me consider me a table just part of the room transition
Hey, well, wait a minute, Mr. Crabb.
I've seen this trailer before, like five years ago.
Yeah, this isn't an exclusive at all.
You need to show us something unique.
Right, all right, fine.
I'll show you something unique.
We've got this retro dungeon crawler section.
It has a large and unique cast of characters.
We've got Walter, Wanda, Wayne, Weaver, Welch,
Wendy, West, Will, oh, and I almost forgot, William.
Is this really happening?
Who approved this?
All right, this is all we have time for.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wayne, show your party trick.
Yeah, it's pretty neat.
And if you think so too, then go ahead and wish, blissed.
The Dungeon Experience.
Well, that was enlightening.
The Dungeon Experience and our new friend, Dean,
are now talking with us.
That was, uh,
looking to a screen near you in 2026.
Don't miss it for the world. Now let's move on with over a million wish lists to
crew to date you've probably had an outbound sustainability focus survival
game but we've got the scoop on when you can finally get behind the wheel
let's check out a brand new trailer
Cozy RB game.
In the cozy treehouse, bring your cozy friends, cozy roles.
That's so close.
You heard it here first, Outbound is inbound to PCN consoles on the 23rd of April.
And if it isn't on your wish list already, then go fix that.
Now our next game is about the discovery of a 9th planet in the solar system that could
be humanity's last hope, or it's doom.
Ooh, here's a closer look at the latest game from Don't Nod, Aphelion.
In 2060, Earth is dying.
But we might have a solution.
We've discovered a ninth planet in our solar system.
Long theorized, long sought, and yet so close.
First observations reveal a vast icy world encircled by two rings.
It's magnificent.
Spectroscopic analysis has been full of surprises.
The atmosphere is dense, but stable enough to breathe with the right equipment.
An electromagnetic field spans the entire planet, forming a complex energy network.
Most importantly, our instruments have detected a mysterious heat source,
a source that could allow liquid water to exist.
Ice, snowfall, flowing rivers.
This planet could have a complete water cycle.
We're ready. We've trained for the harshest environments. Conditions are not optimal yet.
But all the raw ingredients for habitability are here.
This world has everything to become humanity's new home.
So we gave it a name.
Not for what it is, but for what it will be.
Persephone.
The Greek goddess of fertility.
It can't be about Omen, right?
Ophelion.
Welcome, senior leader.
Looks like it.
Ophelion is coming to PC, PlayStation and Xbox on April 28th, 2026, and pre-orders are available now.
All right, Debra, prepare yourself, I'm going for it.
This next one is a wild...
Premier.
Sorry, Shai.
Call it an attack of opportunity.
This is getting pretty ridiculous.
What do you find me?
But at least I get to drown my sorrows
with an adorable dog venture.
We'll see.
Wolf.
This is what I've been waiting for, close to shepherding me.
The puzzle dimension.
and
and zoom through a vibrant landscape in hurdles which is coming soon to PC.
Now, let's throw it over to Goodwin Games to tell us more about the studio's atmospheric biking adventure.
Quite a ride.
Hello future games, Charles. Alex here from Goodwin Games.
Where's the studio behind Quiet and Ride? A first-person psychological horror game
where your bicycle is your only lifeline. You have to ride through a mysterious,
Folk covers the zone known as the blind spot.
This is a game about dread, tension and enigma, where exploration fits the mystery.
You're trapped in a shifting world where you try to form a car,
research analyst, and you hope cryptic messages to escape.
You're alone, it's dark, and you're not safe if you stop moving trash.
You know the folk and what hides inside it catches up to you.
Let's talk a bit about the blind spot, the setting of our game.
We haven't shared too much yet, and frankly, we don't want to spoil the mystery.
But here's what I can tell you.
The blind spot is a stretch of land swallowed whole by a thick and natural fork.
It's a place where logic doesn't quite work the way it should.
Roads change, landmarks disappear.
People don't go in, and the ones who do don't come back out.
If you want to survive, you'll have to explore.
We'll solve puzzles, uncover clues, and slowly piece together what this place is.
But you are not alone here.
The blind spot is a haunted anomalies, strange and unexplained phenomena.
You'll have to document them using the sconograph, observe them, and piece together how they
behave.
But the data is fragile.
If you're out of charge, collected data is gone.
Some anomalies simply exist.
Others must be awakened.
Some adapt and some are alive.
will hunt you. Failing to learn this is fatal. The blind spot is massive and
navigating on foot is dangerous. This is where your bike comes in. It allows for
speedy escapes when you're being haunted. It's the easiest way to generate
power. You have to keep cycling to keep your device charged. Your bike is also
equipped with a strange tech, specifically an analog FM radio, fused to the frame.
This is a tactile mechanic. You have to manually operate the dials to tune
into specific frequencies while balancing the bike.
Finding these signals in the static is vital to unlocking new path through the fog or revealing
hidden areas as sometimes survivors.
We are working hard on polishing the experience and will have much more to share about the
game later in 2026.
In the meantime, you can list the game on Steam right now.
It really supports the team and helps us get the game to you.
Thank you so much for watching. Keep pedaling, don't look back, and enjoy the rest of the show.
Avoid anomalies and low battery notifications in quite a ride.
It's coming soon, but you can wish to sit on steam now.
We've got some hot-to-go gameplay for Shelf Heroes up next.
It's a bite-sized shooter where you play as an action figure and face off against waves of toys in enormous household arenas.
It doesn't look great, it doesn't look great.
Shelf Heroes is coming soon to PC with a demo dropping later this year.
Wishlist, so you don't miss it.
Okay, now let's take a look at a brand new gameplay trailer for Deep Dish Dungeon.
It's an ambitious survival game where teams of curious spelunkers explore a handcrafted
dungeon.
Oh, thank you, Anna.
Anna, did you die again?
Right.
What's this?
Try to just don't forget to keep your bellies cool.
I'm proud of the bellies.
I'm all my own I'm safe. I'm gonna die out here
And lower the water over here
Out
What? What is this?
Oh my God, there's somebody back there.
He just come back! He just come back!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Oh, there it is.
No, hold back! Hold back! I'm out!
Ah, just!
What? Oh my God!
Look city!
Let's find my computer can handle it.
Deepdish Dungeon is coming to PC in full 2026.
And we're following that up with a gameplay trailer for Rover's Tale,
which imagines a world where dogs get to live on as explorers long past their departure date.
The hardest part of owning a pet is knowing they aren't going to live forever.
When a dog reaches the end of their natural life,
their consciousness can be transferred into one of our Leica rovers,
where it will live on forever among the stars as a brave space explorer.
As the newest member of our research team, your loyal canine companion will be entrusted with exploring new undiscovered worlds.
Getting to know the local wildlife.
Keeping up to date with the latest tech enough rates.
Supporting their fellow explorers.
and hey who knows what else they might discover
somebody might discover some good games
sign up for the micro program today
as your dog will be able to change the world
become man's best intergalactic friend in rover's tale which is launching later this year
now shall I quick question did you pick bay or bay
Ah, nice try, I'm not at liberty to answer that Dev, lest I summon the pitchforks of
the internet.
However, the developers of Deck 9 Games are reopening that hella tricky question with
Light Distraction, a brand new entry in the series that will continue the tear-jerking
saga of Max Caulfield and Chloe Price.
Well, tissues that they're ready for March 26, then, but to tide you over in the meantime,
here's a first look at a scene which sees Max and Chloe reunited at last.
I have this power to help people, but Rewinding Time has bought me only three days.
I don't know if good, even you might have played a second one actually.
The Mave on Party is starting soon.
Bruh, why'd they look like this?
So, what's next?
Changing to black robes?
Black shirts, worn by the old photo.
We've got to get to the Abraxas house.
And look for smoke.
This is it. It could all start tonight.
Think you can get me another eyes-wide shut mask so we can sleep together?
You're on. Stay out of trouble.
What the fuck is this? This is even worse than the other life strange things.
Between all the drinking and making out, someone must have taken their mask off.
Not their usual logo.
This rooster snake has been doused in nightmare fuel.
Password?
Rooster snake.
Uh, I think I mean, Silasat, which would have been correct. Too bad.
Okay, I've got the password. Just need to use it now.
Password?
Silasat.
I need to blend in and find that mask for Chloe.
How gamers think parties are.
Okay, you're too drunk to have something over your face right now.
This isn't theft, it's a safety issue.
She's on a chase.
Hunting for a secret room in a spooky house?
Chloe's gonna love this.
I've been to plenty of bonfires and a handful of pagan parties, thank you Portland, but
a secret society pagan bonfire.
I've had some new one for me.
Spermander.
So fucking peaceful.
Here.
Jesus!
Sorry.
I think you should check out the basement.
The door password is...
So, split up?
Meet at the bonfire when we know more?
I just want you to know...
I'm so excited to make peace of memories with you.
It's a kind of way of saving money out on top of animations.
Congratulations.
Decide your own story when Life is Strange Reunion comes to PC, PlayStation and Xbox on March 26th.
Now our next game blew up on social media and for good reason.
It's a wonderfully silly concept where you man the gates of a medieval town to decide who makes it inside and who ends up in stocks.
Here's a brand new gameplay trailer for Gate Guard Simulator.
Watch out for the cheeky geese.
The gods are big and rough, but they're dumb to stand to drown, to fail, if hell showed up before the game.
And let the jackals stroll on in the game, where just some days, the gates will keep us safe.
I can't miss the news.
Who did he?
The gate will keep us safe
Provided the gate is united by a forum
Gate Guard Simulator is all about using your deduction skills to protect the people
Unless the gate is protected by a moron
Wait, a moron?
Gate Guard Simulator is coming to PC later this year
But you can wish us it right now on Steam
Yeah, okay, great
From gate defense to wave defense
Here's a closer look at Killing Floor 3's Chilling Season 3 update.
That's right, Killing Floor 3's Operation Deep Freeze is out now, so you can jump in
and battle for the future of humanity after the show.
We're approaching the end of the show now, but there are still a few amazing games to
share with you all.
Yes, in fact, here's another trailer to get excited about, Capcom have sent over a closer
look at gameplay from Monster Hunter Stories 3, Twisted Reflection.
Hey Peter game shows, this is Joe Bustos from the Monster Hunter community team at Capcom
USA.
We're all so excited for the launch of Monster Hunter Stories 3, Twisted Reflection, coming
in just a few short hours.
You actually have a free demo available now on all platforms, but you can actually carry
over your progress to the full game.
Take to the skies on the back of your Rathlos to save the Kingdom from peril and prevent
an all-out civil war.
Or worse.
To kick things off, you'll customize your prince or princess as you see fit.
Make them as royal or rowdy as you like, and don't worry, you can change your look
at any time.
We'll start out by exploring the hustle and bustle of the Züria Castle to meet the royal
family, your ranger partners, and the various townsfolk.
Once you leave the castle, you'll take flight on the back of your skyscale raffles.
You'll meet even more monsters along the way that'll make your journey one to remember.
Alongside your new monster and ranger friends, you'll battle wild monsters.
The approachable turn-based combat system is simple to use, but lets you and your teammate
fight in satisfying and flashy ways.
Just like other Monster Hunter games, collecting materials lets you craft even stronger weapons and armor.
And there's Patatat Restoration, a new feature where you nurture endangered species,
repopulate locals, and hatch monsters with special traits.
There's tons to do and even crazy tough monsters to fight, so be sure to give it a try.
Your story begins in Monster Hunter Stories 3, Twisted Reflection, available on March 13th
on PC and consoles, so just one more sleep till Monster Hunter Christmas.
A holiday we should all celebrate, Shai.
Now, we are getting a brand new look at Ritual Tides, VertPink's spine-curdling horror game
and set on a remote island.
Okay.
I'm sitting up.
I think it's kind of like 4 FPS, folks.
Yeah.
There's better be an artistic choice.
There it is, I don't know.
Ritual tides.
Nice trip to the countryside there.
Reminds me of my childhood.
Oh, does it?
No. Ritual tides is coming soon, though,
so make sure it's on your wish list.
Okay, time for a look at the latest project
from the creator of Just Cause.
Samson is an intense, big city brawler
where you navigate the pressure of crushing debt
one punch at a time.
No.
As far back as I can remember,
I worked for other people.
They called it opportunity.
I called it debt.
The city never stopped moving.
And neither did what I owed.
I never picked the smart job.
I picked the one that bought me another day.
In Tindleston, nobody waited their turn.
If you gave them space, they took your teeth.
Sometimes you didn't need skip.
You just needed something solid.
hear that yeah that's the sound of face makes when it meets regret pain built up
adrenaline took over I didn't fight to win I fought to finish cars that way
every hit mattered the more work I did the louder the city got miss a payment
And they reminded you.
They were negotiators.
They were punctuation.
When the day ran out, so did your luck.
Sleep didn't fix a thing.
It just reset the clock.
It was all connected.
Time,
death,
violence,
and speed.
People talk about freedom like it's a feeling.
Island. They have no idea.
Two dollars and still be.
I'm adding some serious GTA 4 vibes from that one.
Wishlist it now because Samson is coming to PC on April 8th.
I can see only one world premiere left on the schedule, Deborah.
Do I get to do this one?
Not at all.
Here is the world premiere of a gorgeous action game where you never get a treacherous criminal underworld.
Yeah, but treacherous criminal underworlds are my thing that I give up.
World premiere.
When all this began, no one imagined how it would end.
No one finds their way back after erasing their own footprints.
Oh shit.
And sometimes a lie can protect something worth believing.
The Ninth Dragon.
The Ninth Dragon is a voxel brawler where you topple the kingpins of Kowloon City.
It's coming soon to PC and your wish list very shortly, I'm sure.
Oh, well, that's it, we're out of trailers.
I didn't even get to say it.
The whole point of doing one of these shows...
The Red Wall.
Right, well, it's been real.
Oh, shy, come back, come back.
Yes.
Come on, come on, listen.
I may have some good news.
There could be one more thing.
Really?
Swear to God.
Swear to me!
Okay, come on. Do you think?
Okay, here's our final world premiere.
It worked!
Okay, here's a brand new entry into a cult survival horror series. Enjoy.
Cult survivor.
What are we willing to do to save our children?
The bodies of four of the previous reported missing people have been found.
That shit nasty.
That child is dreaming in a red face, without wings.
Remodeling is the place.
That looks real scary, Chad.
We're gonna lie in this pretty good.
But you didn't see that one coming.
I do love a twist.
Remothered, Red Nun's Legacy is the third entry in Stormwind Games' psychological horror franchise.
And it's coming to PC and consoles later this year.
Of course, you already know what to do.
That's right, wishlist it, chop chop, or the Red Nun will get you.
Joking, of course. Or am I?
Yeah, that's really scary, Deb.
I really do.
Well, but on a serious note, this does mean we've reached the end of the show.
I'd like to thank you, first and foremost,
for being an amazing co-host.
Likewise, Shai, it's been an absolute pleasure.
Oh, stop it.
We'd also like to thank the viewers, you viewers,
for tuning in and the team behind the scenes
as a force-parts group.
Thank you, viewers, for timing in.
Tune in.
I like this tonight.
Let's have it for today.
No further.
No further shenanigans.
All right.
I'm a piece.
I'm from the tide of shit.
Tide of shit.
second add-on the pro life it's a welcome back out partner I defeat your dogs and
this stuff thanks for showing us you guys tomorrow right tomorrow tomorrow is another
day in the arena Rex Papa welcome as well look at suppose see you guys tomorrow
all right stay beautiful stay awesome the legendary I'll catch on the next one
It's my brain, brain, brain, brain, brain.