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cute link I hear a clap
Good morning, morning, morning, morning, morning ladies.
How are we all doing today Chad? How are we all doing today? Is everyone good? Shall we go check out our merch merch?
Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.
Pretty, pretty. No longer sick. But I am still sick. Sick of your shit.
Sick of your shit.
Minecraft live in two hours.
Minecraft live?
Is that the one where they asked us to vote for a goat or a fucking llama or some shit?
Some fucking weird shit?
Is that the showcase?
I guess for what I remember it doesn't run too long, so that's it.
It's not a big announcement, no.
No, no, no.
Well, I was going to show you both Shirt Designs, but the last one is not quite finalized.
So it will be tomorrow.
It will be tomorrow.
Can't hear Donald.
Okay, other volume levels off.
i heard it perfectly fine
very quiet, what's very quiet?
the donos?
maybe it's the volume that's high on this? no.
I haven't had it with it.
Yeah, okay, but he was using a fucking filter or some shit chat.
He was using a filter or some shit.
Well, I didn't hear me.
What I was trying to say is that, yeah, I didn't say announcement.
I was like I was going back on it. I just I didn't want to say I'm showing the shirts tomorrow because I wasn't sure but
Yeah, it's not quite finalized yet. So tomorrow
Tomorrow we will we'll show that all right. It's a blizzard blizzard soon TM slash
When it's ready, you know, I mean
multiple shirts or just one, two shirts, two shirts.
I gotta limit ourselves, like you can't do,
I can't do, I can't do for him unlimited shit.
But yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but yeah.
I'm going on a Tinder date soon, really.
prepared to get catfished, or so I've heard
never gone on a timber in my entire life
I've had the privilege
testing the sun
Mr. Force, here is a link for you to watch
I doubt you could hear, huh?
That you could fucking hear
ah
See here
Ah, let's see
Ten dollar links away, ten dollar links away, ten dollar links away, ten dollar links away, ten dollar links away
Shit, we fucked up
Why are you snitching bro?
Why are you snitching?
Why isn't she?
Yeah, um...
IQ of adopted children always mirror their biological parents.
check that there shouldn't even be a disclaimer rule in the Steam TOS.
I don't say I like it, I don't say I like the fact that it's being used, but if you
cannot enforce something 100% then it just becomes a matter of not getting caught, right?
So yeah, I think it's silly because the law abiding citizens, you know, of staying that
says, we did use AI, they might get fucked over when their competitors don't do it and
don't get caught.
And also, this is all bullshit wording anyway, right?
You can be using AI for one single loading screen in the entirety of a 50-hour game,
or you can use it for every single asset, and you can write the exact same thing, right?
We did use AI in this game.
AI has been used for some things, right?
So it's retarded that you have such a policy on stealing what can lie, even though I don't
like it, that people are using it, I guess, but yeah, whatever.
Hello Fawesome, here is a link.
Hello Fawesome, did you notice?
I know, it's... you're fucking annoying. Is that what I'm supposed to notice?
Okay, thank you, thank you very much.
She's name was taken again in 15 months either.
We got ship Dolly, welcome back.
Short and mad, thank you very much.
Well, you are in Jennerx, cable to you.
And OJ Shadowbald, thank you for your service.
When are you going to be the micro student?
Sop being El Ritardo, Sop being.
I don't know if you were trying to say stop or slop.
Hard to tell the difference, that is.
But thank you for the 4 years man, here's your cringe fist, June Bad Show, sir?
Ah, okay.
Uh, tree victor, might as well.
Edward Brown, co-missing Bryant.
Yes, I know.
130, 130, that was long and long.
He's old.
This guy's old as fuck.
Brazilian at OG, PAPAD.
Thank you.
Valid, perhaps a welcome.
All right, chat.
What do we have on the menu?
What is, uh, cool first new?
Excited?
Love that shirt, where you buy that from?
I don't even know. I don't even have a brand on this shirt.
Oh, I know this shirt. This is a really good shirt.
It's not Levi's, actually.
It's super comfy.
Ah, here it is.
It's unique low it's a Korean brand I think unique you hello
Very very nice fabric
I Japanese yeah, I know they had a little stock on in the close to the Galleria
Yeah, I don't know.
Pro-migrant and anti-racism activist, jailed for eight years in Tunisia.
Jailed for anti-racism.
Alright.
You never heard of Uniclo?
I just told you I bought a shirt there, but no, I did not know about this brand or anything.
It was very comfortable. I
Have the same t-shirt it's the air a recent. Yeah, exactly. It's at iris in this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it did
Maybe a Japanese brand but
Let's go!
Hey.
Relax your tits.
Ok.
Relax your tits.
Alright, nothing else cool newsworthy to report.
No, not really. It's a slow day. You guys are off today, right? You guys are immoral
beings. You're in work, or study, or whatever. It's weekend. It's weekend. Denmark plan to
blow up Greenland runways.
The diet is snitched about the $10 donor sale.
Why would you do that?
Now I have to pay twice as much.
Anyway, Mr. Force, here is a link.
Yeah, snitches don't get snitched as here,
but they're also snitched all the way around.
Force.
Okay, thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Alright, let's see here. We
got the... we got links. Yeah, we got links. Let's get to it. Let's get to it. A good
stuff, right?
Pokemon TCG Live gives fans 8 new decks for free with the release of Perfect Order.
That's an expansion I guess.
Yeah, I mean MetaDex, a lot of big fans, they're going to give away pre-made whatever they
They call that, like, June Leader, or whatever they had back in the day, but like, pre-made,
this is the ST Search, whatever the fuck's the name was, here's the Brock Dick or whatever.
It's not a good idea for card games to force people into certain archetypes by making
that archetype only work with that archetype, kind of thing, which was freely, and that
people theory crafts up a good bit
uh...
this
is the first link shot
How do you call this music?
Come to Brazil.
This is literally New York now.
Oh, that's quite a few Brazilians here.
of
One of the proactive measures that we do to prevent a sexual predator from claiming a
victim on your campus is we educate staff and parents on what the common characteristics
of a sexual predator are.
There aren't any type of blood tests, there isn't any type of blood test, there aren't
any type of video cameras that can identify a sexual predator versus a normal person.
But what we can do to be able to prevent that long term person from being involved
with our kid around our area, and again not saying it's school staff, parent, doesn't
matter who really not that important. What's important is that we know what to
look for and then if seen we know what to do and how to report it. These are the
common characteristics of a sexual predator and then after this we will
get into a common characteristics of a sexual predator victim. I spent over
over two years interviewing over 35 registered sex offenders,
17 of which who were involved in school or school activities.
And this list of common characteristics,
again, is based on my research
and the research that I've done through other professionals
that are more versed in sexual predator characteristics
than I am.
But as a whole, the list that we got together,
If a sexual predator demonstrates four or more
of these characteristics that I'm about to read to you,
there is a very good chance that they very well either
are a person who is commuted as sexual abuse
or potentially will be a person
that will commit an act of sexual abuse.
Here are the characteristics to be able to look out for.
One, engaging in repeated acts of physical contact
with young children or adolescent.
Example, tickling and rough housing.
The second character is having that physical contact
with individuals against their will, excites them.
If somebody is saying, stop tickling me,
stop tickling me and they keep doing it
and keep doing it over and over,
that's an identified characteristic.
Inflicting pain or humiliation on others
reflects their non-empathetic nature.
Characteristic four, participating in or watching acts
of physical aggression or violence on a regular basis
and talking about it regularly.
Number five, taking zero precautions
when in dressing in public areas, they enjoy being seen.
Number six, secretly watching others who are undressing,
Unclothed or engaging in sexual activities of voyeurism, if you will, that cannot be satisfied if that person is not looking at some
This is where the online type of material comes into play for
Sexual predators people that are chronic sexual abusers that have to see that sexual image
They need to do it on a regular basis almost like a drug addict needs a drug to them
They have to be satisfied with that image. So again, that idea of
Watching others and dressing or seeing videos something to stimulate them visually is what we're talking about as a characteristic
Thank you
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who says there were several red flags in this case.
Rosanne?
Carol, they called the kid a sexual predator.
And they said he used lies and manipulations
to get to the child.
Now tonight I spoke with a psychologist
who takes us into the mind of a predator
and shows us some signs that parents can look out
for to keep their family safe.
It seemed like the perfect storm of deception.
This man, 46-year-old Jory Leedy, lied about his name
and volunteered as a church bus driver.
It would be on that bus where he met two brothers, seven and eight years old, and eventually abused them.
They look for an opportunity to, in a sense, have access.
Psychologist Dr. Stuart Bassman works with perpetrators and survivors daily.
One of the ways they do this is through the process called grooming.
In this cookie cutter case he says the perpetrator gains the trust of the family.
Leedy took the kids on trips, bought them gifts, and the family a car.
They might do favors, they might do very charitable things for the children, for the parents, but their aim is not to help.
Investigators say Leedy got so close he became a father figure, eventually taking the boys to hotels where the crimes were committed.
They say the parents couldn't find his background.
They're in a sense going through a lot, and that is part of the thrill of the person unless a child.
Experts say many times the abuser isn't a stranger, and parents should have a healthy
dose of skepticism who cares for their child.
Going with the assumption of saying, help me to understand why I should trust you.
He says you can't rely on anyone else for a background check.
Perhaps the best solution, having an open relationship with the child so they know boundaries.
You'll feel safe to tell you they're violated.
If you believe the child, understand that the child is going to come to believe that
it's their fault that they're going to feel shame and embarrassment which keeps them an emotional hostile
Now for now Leedy is behind bars
Without Bond and dr. Bestman started a program called aware helping victims and survivors
Oh, wait abuse giving them the information they need to help heal and prevent these situations in the future now for that information
You can head to our website WCPO.com reporting live Rose any or gone nine on your side
The chat is so hot right now.
I mean I love you Vita.
Do you want to sleep with me tonight?
No.
Oh, you're breaking my heart.
Okay.
Did you mean to say yes?
No I did not.
Hello Mr. Force I noticed that you may bust in your pants to this day shit in donating
so please be ready to instead bust on your full dress dressing.
Please if you can show on camera we will all bust with you because we are believer.
Do you think so?
I think it's here three sabongas in one man.
You're not a man then.
We don't take those requests here.
Alright.
right
okay whatever you say mom
you're welcome
I
Swear
However, you still broke my rules by being rude to me and trapped.
Okay.
So you're still banned.
Okay, maybe I'll have another.
Maybe.
And then the walls.
Okay.
And then what we do is we label the walls.
Oh, walls?
I like walls.
Walls are useful.
Good.
You are being weird again.
We can add a wall tag.
A wall tag? What's that?
What?
uh no no not what what's the ball why would i want to see a ball a wall
oh i thought you were talking about ball no it's my walls not wall yeah it's my walls
okay
That sounds quiet.
Like something else.
Let's do that.
you
You
I'm not gonna stop me with his song
Can't make you stop me
Millions of beaches
Beach is for me
Millions of beaches
It's like we're ha ha ha
We're just a bunch of people
We ain't even playing
I hope you know
We're just a bunch of people
We ain't even playing
I
Know false I have noticed
No more he's clarifying
Can't you tell me to paint something on that wall so it doesn't look like you are in torture chamber
Top right here is the watch and shaver.
Hello boss.
No for the lengths.
I will say no mornings.
Good.
Thank you.
Well, sorry for the length.
Put it inside me.
That's what Silicon Valley is saying about something called peptides.
These ostensibly magic drugs aren't exactly legal, and are often sourced from unregulated
factories in China.
But that hasn't stopped them from exploding in popularity amongst in-the-no techies and
corporate big wakes, with promises that they can do things like burn our fat, tan
our skin, focus our brains, improve our sleep, and horny our libidos.
And it's promises like these that are just now inspiring normies to start poking themselves
with the magic juice.
Yet, one question remains.
What even is this stuff?
And is this all gonna end really bad?
Okay, that was two questions, but...
Simply put, peptides are chains of amino acids that help your body perform various functions.
From healing a muscle tear, growing skin cells, or producing an entire above ground pool's
worth of testosterone, as mine's been known to do.
There are some famous peptides you've probably heard of, like insulin and oxytocin.
Peptides like these are created inside of the body, using proteins that we consume
through food.
Well, the things that we'll be talking about today are peptides that are created
synthetically in a lab, and are then injected straight into your body with a needle.
You might be familiar with Glucogon-like peptide 1 or GLP1.
Drugs like Ozempic or Wagovi inject a version of GLP1 into your body which helps you lose
weight.
These shots are legal and have quite frankly been everywhere the last few years.
But their popularity has spurred a hunt to find new injectable peptide drugs that might
also yield other health benefits.
Which is how we've reached the more colloquial umbrella term of peptides.
referring to stuff like GLP-1s but also dozens of different experimental and off-label shots
with names that when spoken make you sound like a total drawing.
I'm on Reda, Tessa Moreland and then N.A.D. Nasal.
IGF-1, L.R.3, E.B.C. T.B. Thuffner.
E.B.C. 157, GLP-3, G.H.K.C, G.H.K.
T.B. 500, Reda True Tide.
Alanatan-1, C.J.C.
E.B.C. 157, G.L.P.1, N.A.C. Thuffner.
G.H.K.C, E.B.C. 157, D.C.A. Masi.
Morelin IGF-1-LS3, epithelium, thymosin alpha-1,
AR-2-9, every one of that, PT-1 for one oxytocin.
What? Since these shots are unregulated and understudied,
not a ton is scientifically known
about what peptides will do to your body.
Yet peptide takers hope that stuff like BPC-157
will repair their muscles, GHKCU will reduce their wrinkles,
dihexia will help them focus more,
epimorelin will help them sleep better,
and slitherin will help them diabolically scheme
against the boy who lived.
Sometimes these peptides are sold individually,
but they can also be combined to create so-called stacks
or groups of peptides taken at the same time
to get different effects.
Many pet pushers that corner you in the gym shower
will talk about their own unique stack,
although certain ones come with fun nicknames
like the Wolverine or Glow stacks.
There's such a broad category of things
being sold as peptides that it's hard
to really paint with a broad brush
because on the one hand, the GLPs, those are safe.
People have been taking those for decades now.
So we're currently in the early adopter phase.
Just as we've been with any other kind of new development
where there's the first crazy guy to get a car
in late 19th century.
And to be clear, there certainly are risks there
because a lot of these things haven't been studied at all
really in a clinical setting.
So we don't know necessarily
if the people taking peptides now
are the first crazy guy to ride a car, as you said.
more like the first guy to give their baby opium, essentially.
We don't know that, no.
Ezra Marcus is a reporter with glasses
who wrote a piece about his own experience
uncovering the world of peptides
before then deciding to put them inside of himself.
I wanted to go through the kind of like process
that any consumer of the stuff would go through.
So I went through two different routes.
The first was I went to a above board regulated,
to some extent, Med Spa.
I said, I'm a reporter, I'm interested in peptides, what do you got for me?
They basically were like, well, we have this thing called NAD for you.
The med spas generally are limited to what they can legally obtain.
Then I was like, well, let me go through the sort of other channel that people are,
you know, engaging in with this stuff, which is what you're seeing more from your
kind of teenage books, maxers.
What I did was I went on Reddit on the peptides Reddit channel and I just started
DMing people like, hey, you know, I want to talk to you about
peptides. And some guy was like, cool, join my discord. And there was a representative from
a Chinese factory manufacturer in the discord who would sort of handle all
their orders and claim to be testing the samples and make, and it was all just sort of,
she was just selling directly to these people. And I was like, okay, well, I'll
just buy the cheapest amount of redditrutide that they sold, which was
10 5 milligram vials for like a hundred
Bro
That's crazy get some unregulated shit from China just needle it into your body
This fucking generation man, it's so fucking good
I do. I do have a sweet tooth.
I want you to try it.
Sure.
You wouldn't mind taking it off my finger. I mean my hands are too big to wash them.
Oh god.
That's really good.
You have a little on your lips.
That's good.
You're a pretty good cook.
Well, I don't get too many complaints.
He definitely is a flirt.
He's a flirt.
He's a good girl.
It's coming along great.
I think I'm really getting the hang of it.
Yeah, I think so too.
All right, yeah.
I don't know if you haven't liked that.
Oh, Woody.
That's alright.
We're just making cake, you know.
Alright.
New workout?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, do you know what?
Because you're a nice lad,
you've come along today
and spent your time speaking to me.
I'm going to give you all this first person to come
and have a chat with me.
Yes, a free gift from me now.
So that is a holy shaky bottle.
There's a few drinks in there.
in there there's hydration drinks, energy drinks milkshakes. No problem mate. Thank you for being so kind.
Thank you pal, thank you. Alright Sam, let's go fishing in Chains.
Boss, boss, kosher cameras, come on jump on him. Wow look at this. Oh we're on it now.
No worries, no worries guys, see you later.
So blow the gun, Glasgow, there's a few of them knocking about.
Tell me to come down and try it out.
Here we are.
We're going to start off.
I'm going to start off with this big weapon in the middle.
Look at the size of this.
Woohoo!
That is solid.
Good evening Mr. Chet, have you eaten to this?
A solid fucking thug.
Have you had a shower?
Have you spoken to anyone?
Even if it is taking to someone online, stay healthy and same base.
Alright.
That somebody's had clean off without my boy.
So this is, I thought it was a sausage.
But it's actually, hadis.
So let's get it off.
And why doesn't he bring proper fucking cutlery, right?
What the fuck?
Neat fried?
It's got a bit of a...
...meated bite.
That's true.
It's a UK, it's probably legal to bring a baronet from the fucking street.
Nose is spicy smell.
Have you had any sausage and fall like this?
No, I don't.
I've cut that in half.
You grab that bit.
Right, we're gonna do this together.
One, two, three, bite and chill and swallow and then we'll see. Sounds a bit weird this
didn't we do this together in your mouth, bite, chill, swallow. Ready? One, two, three.
Well that's not bad you know.
It's like a light batter with a nice crunch.
And the hangus, it does remind me a mixture of black pudding
with sort of like so stuffing seasoning.
We're not as strong as stuffing.
I've got to say, when I've had Agnes,
it's usually been on a breakfast.
I quite like it like that, being fried.
I think sandals too.
Right, let's wet the whistle
and then I'm gonna move on to these bad boys.
Now, the reviews on this place,
people, some people say it's good,
some people say it's bad.
We'll get to pricing a bit.
But this is half a pizza crunch.
So it's half a pizza, deep fried,
and it's a crunch.
I just don't get it.
Whoa!
You've got the cheapest,
no-waste pizza.
I have had this before, right?
And it's basically just a big piece,
now of battered bread.
But if you like fried food, and you like pizza, then yeah, but for me, it's not something
I like.
Yeah, and it is, because it's so thick and doughy look, that is quite tough to get down.
You know what, let's try the curry sauce with this actually.
It's like that, a bit skinny because obviously it's cold outside.
It's a nice spicy, whoa, nice, spicy.
Cuddy that, it's a lot better with a bit of sauce on it.
But then the curry overpowers the whole taste
of the pizza crunch.
Right, let's get to the fish and chips.
Now, by heck, it's not a big piece of fish, this is it.
Oh my god what the heck is that?
Right.
Oh.
Guys.
Oh well.
Oh that's good for this.
What a batter.
You taste people son.
thicker than on there
my god
why don't you have state health care like we do in Germany
why are you religious we are not like that in Germany
why do you let people be patriotic we don't do that in Germany
why do you let people have guns we don't do that in Germany
why don't you make buildings from brick like we do in Germany
Why don't you have trains like you do in Germany?
Yeah, why don't you chat?
This is a dying problem.
The Marxist parties are destroyed.
But my friend, I have destroyed the others just like that.
Are you ready?
I told you, if you hang around for 14-15 years,
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Adolf Hitler delivered the Siemens factory speech on the 10th of November 1933 in Berlin.
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just two days before the Reichstag election and referendum held on the 12th of November 1933.
This speech was strategically positioned as the culmination of Hitler's election campaign.
It was broadcast nationwide on radio, with factories across Germany,
including Siemens, halting work briefly so employees could listen in.
Sirens marked the start and end, emphasizing its importance and propagandistic impact.
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Hey then, these nasty pretensions are gonna help out real Americans, right?
I'm gonna stab you right there.
I bet you're wondering how America got here.
Well, it all started with bird hands.
That's right, America went straight down the tubes as soon as it started laying cranky dissatisfied women from a three to a six.
Make these naggy little henpeck gestures on TikTok.
I know it sounds crazy, but let's go back to the beginning.
beginning. See a long time ago, people used to understand that women were violent too.
A man'll just come out in the open and punch you in the nose, but women are small and weak.
So they just lie about being victims until someone else does it for them, and that makes
all the simps crawl out of the woodwork and do their bidding, like the bugs they are.
We used to understand this, and nagging women used to get punished. For other stuff
too, this one's called the Skull's Bridal. It makes it so she can't talk. Pretty
crazy right, but nowadays women can do whatever they want, whenever they want, and if you so
much as pointed out, guess what, you're the bad guy, tell me that ain't crazy. What's
all this gotta do with bird hands? Everything. Alright that was fun, I finally got Ableton
working again anyway, the whatever podcast asked, why do they always do the hand thing
referring to this, little hen pack gesture that girls have been making with their
hands and I thought I'd bring you the answer. Here it is. So the hand thing that the TikTok
girls are doing is the hands are closed and pointed at you and it means you better listen
to me. I am telling you. This is what you believe now. When you point it at yourself,
you get the Italian like the chef's kiss thing. Oh, I'm telling you this is so. But
look at what I did over here. I did that unconsciously. That's this is so good.
You should try it.
The hands closed over here are I'm sure of what I'm saying and I receive your needs.
You should try this thing that's great.
This is also used in Italian arguments.
I told you about that kid.
What Trump does is the open hands, double open hands and he moves them around.
Well, I am listening to you.
I understand your needs.
When the hands are open towards yourself, it means listen to me.
I'm begging you, listen to me.
Almost like you're doing the open hands for the other person.
You would never do this with that.
You would never say, please, please listen to me.
I'm begging you.
You see how that doesn't match?
So the hand signals are, they're not nothing.
They're unconscious.
Like if you just let your hands do what they want while you're talking, they'll sort
of do some of the talking for you.
So the fact that the TikTok girls are all doing this is a bad sign.
It means they're at the end of their rope, in my opinion, and they're just going like,
do what I want, do what I want.
So that's how women are doing, I guess.
And yeah, it's the women, it's always the women who are falling off the bottom first.
It's the ones who are the most susceptible to social change.
But these things always spread, they always spread throughout society.
Like 20 years ago, everyone said, don't meet anybody from the internet.
And now that's all we do.
So this might follow a similar pattern.
I read a little bit about body language on short form.
It's a great resource to supplement whatever you're learning.
You got to pay attention.
All right.
This guy's more triggered than the average woman though
I'm so glad you're here.
Sir.
I know that my old boy told me that he ain't old.
What is that?
I don't know.
It's in the car.
It's making a lot of noise.
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
He said that you got to try this shit.
Out the door.
Out the door?
Out the door.
You know what I mean?
For what?
For this in the store.
What are you doing?
It ain't mine.
It is yours.
It's on your car.
I just took it out.
What is that?
What is that because of where is that shit going on?
What's going on with this?
You'll be fucking dead.
My man's just on the way right now.
I already caught him.
Check that shit off.
It ain't mine.
Check this shit off because he's kissing you.
It ain't mine.
I just turned it.
Put it right there because it ain't mine.
I just turned it.
Okay, was it yours?
No.
Yeah, I got a fucking off.
I got a code 58 right here on the 13th aisle.
Sir, calm down.
We're getting security for you.
It ain't mine.
All right, you want me to confiscate this part?
Okay.
Yeah, we're gonna have to take this away from you.
You're gonna be trespassed for the day.
I want you managing.
I know. We're on the way right now.
You're gonna be trespassed for the day.
I won't pull you.
We need to take your car away from Robby.
Can you look at the manager really quick?
We already caught him on the way.
This guy right here's been playing stuff in the store.
He had this in his car.
I pushed the car and he started shopping.
I got a watermelon.
Then I heard something coming out of my car.
This thing was on his car.
I took it and put it in the watermelon
because it ain't mine.
And I took it to the shop because my wife's offended by it.
It's not on!
This thing said I'm trespassing.
Yeah, I'm not trespassing.
I got these customary alloys and stuff.
Uh, who are you?
I'm on store number 1468.
You know what?
You're pranksters.
All right. You guys have a good day.
All right.
I don't pay money.
All right, sirs, just...
Just continue shopping, all right?
Train my boysy, oh my god!
Sir?
I need you to calm down.
We're afraid from this music in the store, okay?
I don't like your shopping habits.
We're going to have to take your car away.
We're taking your car away.
Get the hell out of the store right now.
Tell people to train their f***ing in the store.
I don't authorize this viewing.
I'll let it go this time.
Yeah, I'll let it go this time, but you have to go get hostile like this. I asked you nicely first of all
I'm taking this away. Okay, I'm not leaving with this, right?
Sir don't ever talk to me like that again
All right, miss the tone. I'll be outside for you
I'm a pussy, oh my God.
So that I had a person, I need someone to love.
I'm a moist, oh, give me a soul.
Oh my God.
My old boy, my old husband got me.
My old man who lived in East and told me he's been working on Chinese shit.
It is so fucking good, they call.
Good day, I'm Borsven.
Japan and USA are very good friends, but one question.
Why didn't you tell US allies in Europe and in Asia like Japan about the war before taking Iran?
So we are very confused about the Japanese situation.
Well, one thing, you don't want to signal too much.
You know, when we go in, we went in very hard,
and we didn't tell anybody about it
because we wanted surprise.
Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
Okay?
Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
Okay?
Right?
You believe in surprise, I think much more so than us.
And we had a surprise, and we did.
and because of that surprise we knocked out
the first two days we probably knocked out
50% of what we, and much more than we anticipated doing.
So if I go and tell everybody about it
there's no longer a surprise, right?
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That is funny.
Thank you.
you
This is why a lot of narcissists lose interest after the chase and that's why it's so quick with them.
Once they feel they have taken you, the game is over.
The need for conquest has been filled and now you are nothing more than an item on the shelf of victories.
Number two, this is a performance and I must be the star. It's all about comparisons.
While you may be focused on the connection between you and the narcissist, but they are focused on their performance.
How am I doing in comparison to the last person she or he may have slept with?
How am I doing in comparison to how it was when we were intimate the last time?
That is what goes on in their mind as shocking as they may sound.
They're not thinking about how you feel.
They're thinking about how they are making you feel.
They're thinking about how they look, how their body appears, how powerful they seem, how skilled they are.
If they sense admiration in your eyes, it feels that ego, it pumps them up.
If they think they're impressing you, they're melting you, they feel powerful.
But if they sense boredom, detachment or even emotional closeness like you want more than
that robotic act, that energy instantly shifts.
And that's why they become aggressive, disengaged or critical.
They'll say, oh, I don't feel like doing it because I just feel you are distant or you
are not performing well or you do not look good enough or you smell.
They'll come flaws.
Bro, the trauma dump is real, holy shit.
The third thing that goes through their mind is you better appreciate this because I do
not give this to just anyone.
This is one of the greatest lies the narcissists tell themselves and to you as well.
Deep down, many of them know they're cheaters, that they do not experience love or real
hashing.
But instead of admitting this, they reframe it in their mind as selective generosity.
They think of physical intimacy as a gift they're bestowing upon you, that is grandiosity.
That's something they are sharing with you.
If you do not respond with enough gratitude, servitude,
if you do not seem fully mesmerized by them, they will feel insulted.
Then...
Okay.
I expect Saksalakamak, James Seelal, Gatsir Woods,
and to call out to 3607 for months and almost four so probably we tier three
so it's gonna receive special discount couples for the upcoming teachers
by Lee for sure for sure but what about it
thank you very much welcome back chifkat the bridge incident zagolo and
tappa dorada open right now all right chat
we're done no further links no further links chat
We can catch the Minecraft showcase in 45, I think.
It's usually short and sweet.
We can see what's up.
But before that, we gotta take back the world record.
I
Move down here
of
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Mr. Horse, I am wondering what the Swedish government says when they investigate you and
check your youtube history
check my youtube history
uh... yeah i just
i just blanked out
i just blanked out man
red red thank you epic epic
ferbjil alenor
i'll come back as well
i mean i haven't seen any uh...
I know I'm watching a single YouTube video outside of Link, so it's 100% you guys, 100% you guys.
I don't know what to say. This is a great ship. This is a great, great ship, I must say, first seat of the day.
I didn't even pick this seat. It just shows me, right?
The hell?
Preplay it, bog. Let's go.
all right, this looks great.
Oh, I almost made 3 fucking boats, that would have been awkward.
I hope I don't get spoon killed here, I really do, but it's the only lava I see.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Oh lucky, lucky, lucky.
This is too little gold seed, maybe potentially hopefully.
Ah fucking shit.
This is the worst.
Fuck.
It's not enough.
Fuck.
It's over.
That was an awkward portal, but it wasn't my fault.
What's up 3?
We have many basions. Potentially 4 basions.
closest one being this should be right around the corner
there we was it there I think it's built in
and
of
the
death
of
the
I don't know where the fuck I am, because this shit's built in.
Oh I know where I am.
built in shit and shit is that I have four dashes so there's no fortress unfortunately
of
I think it's two years.
Hibbity, Hobbity, Sun, I fortunately still have time flies watching the god game or a
speedrun Minecraft.
Maybe you can get the record today.
Maybe.
It is a certainty my man, it's a certainty.
We just need a little bit of warm up.
A little bit of warm up.
6
I don't see how to go down.
No time for guessing, follow my limits, babe.
Trust me with what you can't see.
You take all the things that you bring, follow me.
Send me free, trust me with what you can't see me.
I'll make it first, follow my limits.
Send me free, trust me with what you can't see me.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I'm not here when I'm here.
Don't tell me I'm just a final run and a stab.
I'm not gonna scream no matter what they say.
Take my feet and I'm switching for you.
I don't get it. Set me free.
Trust me, you'll be real escape from this thing to me.
I'm not playing games.
Stepping rain, touching me,
I'm gonna stay from the rain,
I'll make it through from the wind to you.
I'll make it through, I'll make it through, I'll make it through, yeah.
420 blaze it!
Ah, that's okay.
Not here.
Something else is going on.
Really, yeah, it's over here.
How is that possible, though?
That's not what I saw when I looked.
I saw something over here.
Ah, we got baited by Aquaman Temple, and that's why we did not see the other one.
That's unlucky, because that was a really good spawn.
very unfortunate
now we are in this together
When I get the record, we'll be up to it.
Yo Fawcett, have you seen there is a polymorphic bet when you're beating Excusy, leaning towards
9% only, I believe you.
I will do.
I left Nutsack for this room for thoughts.
I see it.
I keep seeing it in chat.
Daily Cups.
Ask him to do this, that, to improve, get a coach, don't do that, get to do this, and
then the daily anti-polygon, the bad ones.
Ah, play this game instead, ah, why don't you take a break?
I see it every day.
I see it every day, everyone has bet on this shit, and everyone is trying to lean me towards the other ones
But I am the godgamer
And I...
...dictate my own shit
Okay?
You have no influence, you never had
What I do, or what I don't do
But I'm just letting you know I see your...
quote-unquote clever shenanigans which are a probe
keep getting the fucking acromen temples
they're cocking my treasury scants
I just keep it good.
Okay, very good.
Four C.
Oops.
Line.
Please don't scream in this.
A great, great entry.
Holy Christ, this is a great entry.
Here we go, chat!
Great terrain. Now we just need embassion in this direction.
That's good I know there.
oh my god there's a fortress there okay I want to show you
Where is the Bastion?
That's the most important question.
built in most likely. But maybe not.
I don't see it. Where the fuck is it?
Horse. The Cran Princes was smoking plastic and crept her husband awesome. This fucking
The alleged princes is blaming her raping son and her Epstein connections to these troubles.
She fucked her own situation and now blames him.
His husband is a cut.
I don't know.
Things to be assessed over Crown Prince of Norway's problem to bottom three things beneficial
for you.
Yeah.
Why is it burning here?
That's so sad man.
That's so sad.
You have a Bastion, but then there's just fucking built-in.
Wow.
I don't know what it is, I swear that used to work before.
I swear that used to work before.
There's line of sight.
Now I have no idea what that fucking fortress is, by the way.
I have no fucking clue.
Uh, so this or anything?
Oh, I forgot to-
That's so many pigs. Holy shit.
I'd like we're built-ins regardless
Maybe we just look for
The timer is bad
Maybe we just look for where the opening is and hope that's where the fortress was you know saying
It's not a big deal. I think it's a play. I
Think it's a play
No pearls.
Gigabat trades.
Fourteen pearls.
I can't get to the top here, right?
It's all built in.
Bottom chest is a thing, but that one rarely contains obsidian in that amount, right?
For some reason.
18.
Alright.
All right. Ah, let me think here. I have to get a piss break and think at the same time.
I actually have no clue I actually have no fucking clue I don't want to see if we hit
Okay, so it's to my right.
I wasn't too far off.
I would have pulled if I could make that throw.
Dear Mr. Force, it is me again, the Crown Princess of Norway.
I have placed the Polly Market bet that you told me about March 21st for some to beat
QCS record with this money we can find any buy and go and sale back to the
We end them together.
I don't know this person.
I didn't know that this rung is that one.
Because this is built in.
Unfortunately, I played that perfectly.
Good evening, Mr. Force. How are you doing?
Just kidding. How did the Prince of Norway get clutched so hard while his lady was
Everyone knows no regions are cut by default, so I don't think it's a big deal.
We have lava and a full ship.
Bad food.
Alright this is a two minute entry boys.
No cap.
The two-fairly entry boys.
No cap.
Let's go!
We got a Bastion, we're in 16.
In this direction, soul sand biome, not the greatest, we have some gravy at least.
Oh it's right here.
Ahhhh, okay.
Okay.
Okay everyone relax.
You have to all relax together.
Alright, fuck it, what the fuck?
I
They walked off.
What the fuck is with these fucking pigs sometimes man?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
right side
right there
to the left
I'm sitting count low.
Welcome back to class kids, what did you do over the summer holidays?
I played mini-trap all summer sir.
Awesome stop wasting life playing pixel games, did you at least beat the games?
It's hot!
Oh, sir, it's way too hot I can't get out of the nether.
I see the fortress, but...
We don't have obsidian.
We have the city of O'gill, and the time is in.
Good evening, Mr. Force.
It seems like you're not a foreign account please that says admin how to restore my family
Does this mean you're not a case is back. Please verify
It's there every one have 13 or 20 obsidian and we have no food
It's that it's that
unfortunately
I'm lucky.
We won that Nile list, we won that.
We're ready for that God seed.
Oh, they patched all the bugs, huh?
Oh, god.
Okay.
I got it, I got it, this is it, this is it, this is it.
Oh my God!
Say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say!
What?
Hey, Fonsa, thanks for 100 months. 100 months? Well, we're in Pog, I guess.
Hey, are you some special Christmas? Mr. Power Sprint, sir?
Ah, I should have asked before.
Now you already got one, you know, that takes your taxes and all that.
But thank you very much, sir.
That's very loud.
It is how it looks like on the real version.
This is what happens when I get too much Minecraft.
I'm chicken.
to create some inspiring content. We love all the feedback and comments you share with us and though
you might not see us acting on them immediately it really helps us in our thinking about the
long-term vision for Minecraft. Keep on making yourselves heard and the future of the game
will be better for everyone. Today we'll also be showing off the next drop which brings
entirely new mechanics to Minecraft. It's impossible to predict everything you'll do with anything we add,
but I'm especially excited to see what you'll get up to this time. There's so much potential for
all types of play styles, whether you're focused on competition, cooperation, creativity...
It's fucking amazing. My god. Balls are unlucky. He eats while he is one, and then when he is four,
So, P.E., that's like the princess smoking plastic in the nine tries.
We have certain plans to bring the mother and daughter to life, and let us inform them
and announce in something so simple that I'm not actually supposed to mention it.
More of you are playing together than ever before.
So let's first take a look at some bedrock features that help you stay connected.
Enjoy the show.
The bedroom features.
Is this original Manila or is this modern?
Does the water actually look like that on the real set right?
Oh, store DLC.
of watching tough videos on Twitter, though back to trying to beat the record instead
of wasting their time on watching this shit.
You see?
This guy bet.
Of the betting side.
Just ignore him.
speedrun strat
turtle when we added the turtle around eight years ago I really wanted the baby to be like
especially small and I'm very happy that we kept this super timeliness another thing is that we
are making name tags easier to obtain we're always thinking about the balance for rewards
in game it's about finding the right reward and naming mobs that you care about can help
you create like an even stronger connection with them learning all the recipes
from a storytelling and a world-building perspective so therefore we made name tags more approachable
oh we have a release date tiny takeover we'll be launching on march 24 and now it's time for
some of our amazing devs to talk more about this drop or to Jasper, Sarah, Sandra and Felix
So, Tiny Takeover is exactly what I'm just saying, it's a Tiny Takeover.
We have redone all the baby models to give them a unique personality in Minecraft.
There's a lot of babies.
We have kittens.
We have pups.
We have lambs.
We have calves.
The baby wolf.
We have the baby cow.
We have foxes and axlottles and whatever baby armadillos are called.
We don't know what to do with all these baby moths.
You're a favorite.
The villager.
Tiny Takeover is one of the biggest cosmetic updates we've done,
and we have over a hundred new textures for these baby mobs.
When I first started working on this, I would say that it was just a really fun experience
with a lot of the mobs. I think it's fun to kind of like give them their own quirks
and little identity and everything.
Before Tiny Takeover, the baby mobs were just downscaled to builds.
We wanted to like tie everything together and make it a lot more consistent.
What really surprises us with every update is how the community gets creative with what
we add.
One of my favorite things is the popcorn chicken, treating the little baby chicken as a little
popcorn kernel.
Ready to pop into an adult.
I thought that was absolutely genius.
What's also really fun is that like the baby chicken has like unique sounds like a
death's a little pee pee pee pee.
It's really cute.
Baby chicken jockey.
I have been on recording a lot of animals with something.
with something.
Recording animals is so much fun, but it can also be a little tricky.
They don't always want to produce sound on command.
And it can be a little hard to get close to some of these animals as well.
Sometimes there are a lot of animals.
Can you repeat that, please?
sometimes the animals are really big.
But fortunately, we had people helping out in these situations.
Like, we have a cow whisperer, for example,
that helped us out recording the cows.
He started to make some kind of like,
like, the cow started to speak to him immediately
while he did those sounds.
Another challenge was recording the pigs.
They were adorable and cute.
Some of them are really huge.
Ow!
They tried to eat me alive.
I'm sure if I would have, like, tried to get out of there,
I wouldn't be here today.
We put so much work into making the babies ultra cute.
And when we were testing them, they kept on growing up.
And we were like, we just want to keep them forever young.
It was when the community actually said,
we want this feature as well.
We want to keep them forever young.
And that kind of became the code name for what would
eventually turn into the Golden Dandelion.
The golden dandelion is a new item and it's crafted with a dandelion surrounded by golden nuggets
and you can use this to keep a baby forever young. It'll never grow up as soon as it has a little taste of the golden dandelion.
Time to take over is coming soon. It's going to give every individual and even more personality.
I'm really excited to see people spend time in a golden london lion.
Very exciting. Don't eat my shoes!
Excellent flowers.
The
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traveling show and we're bringing it to even more people around the world. There are four
new cities in the coming months, Herning, Singapore, Mexico City and Chicago. Stay tuned
for more to be announced. We might be coming to your city next. How about
experiencing Minecraft in a real forest? Our first outdoor nighttime adventure
Minecraft experience, midnight trade will open soon in Buenos Aires.
You will then travel to other cities around the world.
It's interactive.
Your quest is to find and restore an ancient beacon that will light up the night.
Tickets will be on sale soon.
Oh, one more thing.
You have been asking for it for a long time.
We've been working with Merlin Entertainment to create Minecraft World.
of
The UK's largest theme parks, Chessington World of Adventures next year.
You're gonna be able to meet mobs, explore the world's largest Minecraft shop, and it
will host epic attractions, including the world's first Minecraft roller coaster.
The game is at the core of everything that we do, and this is no exception.
And we spent so much time playing together because we want to make sure that the
world feels authentic and as immersive as possible we want to recreate that
feeling of entering the game for the first time but this time in real life
we've been collaborating with some awesome Minecraft creators who have
helped us to shape the world and I didn't get a violin to evolve our
thinking and actually take stuff to the next level the creators allows to
explore some of the greater and weirder questions what does my crap tastes like is it square burgers
what does the overworld smell like what about the nether how do you mine in the real world
but i i think that is the really cool thing because there's so many different levels
that we needed to exactly get right make this come to life because yeah the scale of this project
is being able to capture absolutely everything that means so much to the community that we
love so much about the game and bringing that into reality through physical form.
Just like in the game, the world will be packed with ridiculous fun.
There is so much more to reveal and honestly, it's been such an amazing project and we can't
wait for the community to... Do you think they have the water bucket drop?
I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
Hello again! Now it's time to get into something completely new.
Our next game drop is truly embracing the sandbox-ness of Minecraft.
And to tell you more, we need to venture underground.
There's something about the case. Not seeing the sun rise and fall makes it easy to lose track of time.
You dig a little deeper and suddenly you're somewhere new.
It's quiet, a little or very unsettling.
But it's also full of possibility.
You never know what hides behind the next block.
Welcome to our new cave biome.
The south for caves.
What do they have now?
Upon entering this biome, you'll notice the warm colors.
There's red, yellow, there's nothing quite like it underground in the overworld.
So this cave is very different from other caves because its surface is kind of three-dimensional.
You have these patches of different blocks that fade into each other.
So you have the pools at the center and then sulfur on the edges and then cinnabar.
So it's a very unique environment.
With the new sulfur caves, you know, we used cinnabar blocks and sulfur blocks.
And that, of course, also means that as players it can build with all these different blocks.
Both the Cinnabar and Sulphur come with full block sets with really pretty blocks.
The Sulphur Cave has been inspired by multiple hot springs, Sulphur Springs, all over the world.
So if you look at the water, there is some sort of gas on the water surface.
So, in the sulfur caves you can find sulfur pools, which are these natural pools composed
of sulfur and then on their bottom they have some blocks of potent sulfur and potent sulfur
is a potent variety of sulfur which I guess rags with water and produces bubbles and
then when these bubbles reach the surface they create an oxygen gas which gives
So I play here in Mubs Nausea
Porco the Nausea
This game
Is he smiling? Doesn't he have that plastic?
I think he's in one of them.
Is that to interpretation, if he's smiling or not?
And it has a little secret.
The software cube is unlike anything we've ever done before.
Really? Because I see they shouldn't have ever fucking seen it.
So when you hold the block that the software cube likes, the software cube is gonna move towards you.
So I like to make it absorb a block, you just interact with it while you're already in the block
And when it does something strange happens, they stop moving and if you punch it, they'll take off
It kind of stops behavior as a mob and instead start behaving kind of like a ball
one.
Well, if a cube absorbs a block, it will get different behavior depending on what kind of block it is.
So for example, ice makes it very slidey.
Wall blocks make it a bit more floaty, like it's, you know, light and clear with air.
If you have metal, it gets very heavy, but it was fun with ice.
I was playing, I think I had the cube absorb the packed ice and then I had it on ice as well and he did and it was just sliding
Super, super, super far away. It was like so low friction.
Depending on where you hit it, it will move in different directions, but there's an element of skill to be able to like make it bounce the way you want.
Which I think adds like interesting dynamics to mini games for instance.
I think I can see them doing pinball machines, you know, with pistons and everything.
I mean, all the ball sports, like, they come to mind, but I'm sure they're gonna be doing super creative things.
It can be redstone contraptions. It can be used in parkour or making traps, stuff like that.
Or all I think it's quite a cute picture, it's like fancing around and things happening.
So like a slime, you can split the sulfur cube.
And these two small cubes will grow up to become a big cube.
And that's how you get a new sulfur cube.
I think the sulfur cube is a big part of what makes this drop so sandboxy.
like it comes with endless possibilities and that's really important for us when we develop Minecraft like that instead of
creating a specific experience for the players we try to enable and inspire the
players to create your own experiences and I think the sum for cube really follows that
I've seen more cosmetic things.
Welcome to the Minicraft Showcase.
Just of all it is come to our attention that one selfish player in particular has almost
used up all the seeds.
To fix this we are pleased to announce that we are adding another 10 billion seeds to
the game.
get them, lich
Dungeons 2
what happened to the other game they released we played
Build a new foes and do your best to save a world.
Hello, boss.
They are not done and fixed the side.
Start a company and start a trade.
But against you, by the way, the better things
that you can think and answer, loot.
We'll be sharing more on this in the upcoming months.
We've listed right now, so you don't miss any of the news.
I'm about to head into the deep dig
where we'll dive deeper into our brand new game drop.
We'll be showing the first ever gameplay of Chaos Cubed, getting secrets from the deads,
and I'll be playing some chaotic minigames with our special guests.
And it starts right now!
Alright, I guess I'll play a whole minigame.
Well, I mean, I seen more cosmetic update. That was actually quite the mechanic introduced, right?
Potentially, potentially.
Alright, we're warmed up, chat.
We're warmed up, we're ready to go.
Take it back to what we're gonna know.
All right, give me the good stuff portal.
onion
You hear the science for Sam get you the fucking steed months, man, bitch
bottom lives bottom left sulfur cube only from loaded with the goddess since
fucking useless player don't play Minecraft with fucking retard the player are you happy to throw the dog seed
fucking trash fucking mud look look look this trash enjoy those to the juicer that's big problem
that is a big problem we haven't got a god seed yet
of
a move
we don't need
Come on, where are my treasures?
Where are my dragons?
Here.
Nope.
Nope
Can't even be here
Big!
Due to the current situation, potential missile threats immediately seek a safe place in
the closest secure building. Steer away from windows, doors and open areas.
Await further instructions.
My man, you're forgetting the most important thing.
Nothing ever happens.
I mean nothing!
Classic.
What the fuck and shit is this shit?
No lava.
What is lava?
Stop-
Listen.
You need to dig deeper.
You're gonna dig deeper inside your momma, you're gonna shut your mouth.
respawns.
Okay, look at that.
I don't want that.
bro what is this bait shit
it.
Nyanapra welcome back.
Twitch show is great and Wolfie is in months.
I'm sure there is.
All fake lava, what the fuck?
Okay, here we go.
I'm sure it's gonna be great.
I got many merchants.
No, I guess...
...a good thing.
I can only really go this direction.
So, we're over there.
All right, let's see it.
no no no oh my god
I really need this golden arrow should I got
I don't have iron pick. Oh, I didn't have it now.
Oh my god. Okay.
I
why is he not in the fucking hole man why is he not in the hole
I didn't have a fortress anyway, red 4 bashing so it was dead.
I was gonna reset with a fucking anchor you dumb shit.
Oh no, I did not eat. I did not waste food for no reason.
But it was dead. It was dead because of no fortress.
So, I guess that takes either some time when the realm is dead already, right?
Makes sense.
And I don't sap and curse at it because it sucks.
I think that one.
blacksmith alright triple blacksmith here we go all these have to be it 20 of
We're sitting in Blacksmith here.
Okay, not bad.
I think they can go out there, but I think they can go out there.
Come on, if there ever was a time for surface lava, now would be it.
I see a dolphin I guess.
do your kids have any questions for the many craft kids?
there is a question from 45 year old forcibly
i'm looking forward to bringing all of the baby animals to my island also
the game is too boring, fix the sound, fix the gravity and lala
All right, here we go, now we're off to some free apples.
Alright, we got a village student run.
That's crazy good.
Come on, don't fuck me on that.
Okay, what do you want to do with that?
go here or
that looks very built in
uh... go around
I'm
in.
87, just take straight down here and hope that there's something.
All right, there's a bastion, but...
Lord, it's fine.
That's not a good sign.
Let's see if we can see the fortress.
I do see a fortress.
So it's not completely dead yet
it's slow it's slow
take too long to get there
I think there are a backsmith on this team.
Hello, Mr. Force. I noticed that you say nothing ever happened. But if nothing ever happened, how will you ever get the record? Please clarify.
That's a good question, that's a very good question.
I guess it already happened.
I'm just showing you the replay
some bubbles over there, can you get food?
Alright, we have full food now.
Some gold for the carrots.
what the fuck is my spheney?
Bro, what the fuck?
Huh?
Minecraft live.
How about to fix these bugs instead?
119.
Yeah, that's my other fucking asshole.
Yeah, there ain't no way.
There ain't no way.
Oh shit, here it is to see that was very long.
Yeah!
Look at that.
Oh my god, my lord of lords, there's a fire.
I didn't grab the shoes and nothing.
I
can't get more food than that alright there you go down
up
really
I could break in my shower hole.
I mean... kind of ridiculous.
Oh, this shit.
400 gravy later.
I am making another 7 up here.
This is shit.
true don't last pretty laughing your infant orange with eight years as a
wear nine nine years sorry that's eight years return but thank you very much
pebbin home shape but you're a bad show
Okay.
They dig a food from this.
I love to get food.
Let me in to the nether!
No, no, no, no, no lava.
No lava lava
uh
okay
huge
No, don't do it, don't do it.
They strung me along.
I'll have to get up here.
Okay, that's huge.
Let's go.
Flava.
There are there.
This looks like Valor.
could be a two minute entry here boys could be a two minute entry
let's go let's go let's go
you know what I don't wanna go over here
I really like how I go over here, you got lucky.
This is the best one.
come on fucking Chernobyl I think I saw a bastion but I don't want to jinx it I did
indeed see a ration. But this terrain is not bueno.
get wood
Okay, we're gonna read that like 4 minutes.
ahhh
this is rich
okay
Yeah, what are you doing?
I love the fuck out of my face!
Okay, those are 11, right?
11, 11 to the left.
And I know for a fact that I came from left this direction, so it's left that direction.
14.
I did 15 wood.
Can I make this a bit nice?
Wait, is it 3 here?
We're just gonna go with 10 I guess?
We're just going to go with 10.
unfortunate but nothing we can do here so we should be able to see the fortress
there's a bashing to my right there so that's the fake fortress I guess yeah so with that
in mind this one is dead unless minus 13 minus 14 136 minus 140 40 we're gonna go this direction
We want to stay on the minus thing here, okay.
So we could get a fortress technically here, coming up.
It's a new quadrant on both left and right side.
But it don't look good.
Don't look good at all.
It's gonna be dead, I think.
I've been a little sad.
Unlucky. Unlucky, that was a fake focus. I could have been it. I could have been it.
We had 3 FCs, I guess it was that anyway. We got a lot of strings and pearls at least.
Hell yeah bruh the-
Hell yeah!
Looting!
Double looting!
It is almost done.
of
Oh wow, we had all two.
Alright, here we go boys, here we go.
Okay, 240. Food. Here we go. Here we go, Chad. Here we go. Super water.
One at 20, that is not good, not good, not good, not good at all actually.
That is very very far.
I'm playable before?
I don't know, we're three minutes, but the terrain is not looking great.
No, it's impossible.
It is impossible to see in French.
Wait, it might not actually be, I don't know.
Awesome, I am doing a thesis on the effects of sugar on the human brain.
Please do my survey.
Question one, what is your IQ?
140.
Question two, can you beat children?
Ah, it's a piss me off.
sorry I mean babes for children okay it is confirmed no sugar equals more
all the time.
Oh yeah?
Why are you here?
What could have been?
Oh my god.
I don't know what the best is.
I don't know, but what I do know is that we are playing a dead run, and we don't want
to be playing on dead runs.
You realize that diagonal dashes are 1.4 times farther than straight ones, right?
Diagonal is always too far.
First of all 1.4 is only applicable if it's an actual straight there you know
you can have a semi tilt like and it's not gonna be 1.4 and second of all it
might not be it all depends on terrain alright distance is very very very very
very unimportant in comparison to terrain alright that's why you walk
around even though it's not the shortest path you walk around because
you don't have to dig through things so you are retarded emphasis on 10
all right we got 2k out of the engine boys
I mean.
There are fortress over there.
I asked you in here, okay, everyone chat, relax, everyone fully relaxed.
What the fuck?
They're killing themselves so I won't be able to trade.
you know this is the chosen seed
don't you come straight not applicable
Alright, everyone, this is it.
This is almost 99% of it.
If this is not it, then we're 1% unlucky, 100% unlucky, 1% chance of being unlucky,
All right, fuck, they jumped off.
This is not good for trade. This is really bad for trade.
This is so bad.
Oh my god, it's so fucking bad.
Oh my god.
nice
Why are you not even going over there?
Why can't you not do all of this?
Oh my god.
That's so unlucky man.
1% chance.
1% chance chat
Well, um, alright, we're gonna have to go to that, I guess, let's hold on.
I can't wait. I can't wait a little bit. I can craft here.
Right. Coping.
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
That's fucking bad. I guess I need to go back. Can I go back?
Are they going to respawn?
Oh my god.
Alright, 5.
5 it is.
Five it is.
Sixteen.
Sixteen, sixteen.
We don't want to give us any.
16, they're not what I give us anyway.
Might as well check the...
Bad, but in rain.
We're 46 blocks away and 9 is out of 6.
Alright.
fucking piss and shit
yeah it's stuck, it's clogged
oh you don't want to build up with this
Minus 10 is that a thing?
Like if I am in this situation here for example, can I just do a minus 10 instead of readjusting?
93 blocks away, yo.
That smash though, right? That smash is now?
Oh.
Minus three.
You really just tell that show?
They go past it.
Oh, it's in the nether.
Oh.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's in the nether.
Yeah.
We don't have the...
Yeah.
We couldn't get 20 ups again, it's unfortunate, but even if we were in the bottom floor, but
we wouldn't have been if we actually got to build it at the spawner, so who knows, this
is actually very close and I think it could have been a potential.
We already had beds crafted, everything.
Locate stronghold.
It is at those courts, so you're right.
Yeah, that could have been it. That could have been it.
Had we gotten the 20-Obsidian, that would definitely have been it.
Because if we had gotten the 20-Obsidian in, like, chess or something,
because both chess had nothing,
we would have been like two minutes, two, actually three minutes faster
Instead of wading around and then going back and forth right and we wouldn't have to dig out
So I would literally have stayed us three minutes in total the butterfly effect of not putting those
Obsidian in those chests
And yeah the trading you were terrible because the fortress was already worse built in
Unlucky I could have been it they could have been it I
Could have been it instead it was
nothing here
your bashing run killed the run, then your grids the bed the blade spawner, are you retarded?
Not exactly what bathroom room would you have done there, when it was built in on both sides
and no blocks for Donkey Kong.
Explain to me right now what route would you have taken.
Explain to me.
How would you have got up to the second floor?
I don't know, you're the expert.
Exactly.
Shut the fuck up.
You're just talking shit, you don't even speed on this game, you have no idea.
So shut the hell up man.
No blocks, both sides built in.
So the pigs walked off anyway.
You are clueless.
I
That is put the word over there
potentially be completed
now, two onions
no chest
that's unlucky
five of syrian
I can't get 10.
Two treasures.
Or mine.
technique making close that portal
Yeah, that's a mine.
awesome it brings me great joy to know that you will never beat this record and you will
spend the rest of your pathetic streaming career playing this game and reducing my cognitive
Loaded by providing me a guaranteed routine. I have autism by the way
I can tell
I don't want those smart autists only retarded ones
really hard to get a fucking trash chest though
I
I don't know what the fuck to give it.
Something there.
Alright, this is good.
Very good.
Wow, there we go.
Oh
Your reactions
portal
That is huge, huge entry.
We got 7 of those too.
They distracted me.
I thought I got a big portal, it's like patty wanted me to ship.
Hi, Fawcyn. I was woken up by a dono claiming to not be me. Anyway, the preck-smoking princes
of Norway is faking the disease. She is the multiverse lying all across all universes.
We are being told.
Surely we won't be one obsidian off here.
not to call that's a lucky
forward, right side, right side.
I got a pistol.
Hello, Mr. Force. Your sugar-free diet intrigues me. What is your strategy when consuming fruits?
Because the longer fruit ripens, the more sugar is developed. What is your time limit on ripened fruit before you spare nut?
How do you eat the mammoths? Clarify now.
right side right?
uh, string I don't even need anymore
uh, obsidian, I'm not gonna get enough
uh, might have to make one of these
What did I throw out?
What did I throw out? I threw out something important.
No, what did I throw out at the inventory?
We lost though.
What's our point?
Alright, we have prayers for everything, it's up to us again, but we're not going to get that.
We just have to go.
Ah, one more trip for Paris.
There's the fortress, can I make this?
Okay
I
I know how to do the bed explosion on the outside spawners, but this one is built in.
This one doesn't work, right?
You still dig through the thingy.
The top red.
It does work.
You put the two soul sands in a hard block over the spawner and then sideways.
it out. Alright, let me see what this is. Excellent chance. Okay, this is good for our
none twenty-one
right good good
four
That was really good.
Alright, gotta have to go with that.
We cannot wait for one more or we won't make it.
We have everything exact for this here.
We have everything else.
What the fuck?
The wrong was gen anime while few traders was not finished.
But I still blame it on that.
The wrong was gen.
It was gen fuck this game.
Malus 3, shut the hell up!
Malus 3!
minus five
Okay, 730 blocks, not too far, but it's not super close, it's dead, it's dead, right?
I don't know if it's dead.
Unless it was with the dolphin.
does the respawn anchor work? no, i think it's good
Was this the right direction? I think so.
Uhh...
I understand it's 4.
Yeah.
I understand the run.
Minus fifty one
One more throw right
We got 52 and a hundred thousand eight hundred and twelve
I don't need to talk.
I'm retarded here.
Fawson, I believe in you. This is the good seed, and you can do it.
Yeah, sure.
Don't waste this chance.
Just stay focused and look behind first.
And trust yourself. Me and Chuck believe in you. This could finally be the run.
And then we enter the end distance.
It's fucking game renderer.
Game renderer level entities.
Is it already too late?
Is it already too late if you get here without a portal?
If you don't turn down the chunk render distance it already, it already scanned it right when
you're running on the top.
So you have to de-forcing slow if you do this.
You cannot scan for it or...
Yeah, it's dead.
He was in this side.
I like it.
unlikely but it was dead regardless as soon as we didn't get 20
you had the correct spike from the beginning
are you retarded?
there were literally two spikes
one on the right one on the left they were equally fucking uh... equally big
the scans
So how am I supposed to know which side?
If it scans, if it spikes, 180 degrees, you say it's the first one.
Might as well be the second one.
The scan doesn't work unless you come through a portal
because you are under distance and still get high when you're running in the old world
and you're already getting old, is it?
Hitting old entities.
ship
of
all my job is one of the
But when I got in that first, it would have saved like 45 seconds, I don't know, I don't
College Reads, welcome back, Kowalski. Those are monster, I think they're really sermons.
all right let's go
All right, let's go
We have one
One
Well that's 20
This motherfucker acts like he gets 20 obsidian that he would magically finish it.
He would look at it and face the lava like, dies, it was built in.
What do you mean the run was dead?
This guy takes too much damage and eats too much to be talking smack.
I eat too much, I literally fast 17 hours a day, what are you talking about?
I can learn nothing too much.
of
one
long memory waited to get this
fucking debated
If you're fasting 17 hours a day that explains why you're dumb slow for the next 7 hours,
why do you fuss?
Is it because you have weak mental?
Most of us don't call it fasting.
We just call it living life and eating at normal time.
Clarify and fuck off.
Eating at normal times?
Well, everyone has their own normal times, you stupid fuck.
Mine includes a 17 hour fast.
What is this?
Clarify.
I stopped eating at 6.
And I eat at 5.30 and I eat at 10.30.
Please have a good...
Alright chat we got 28 second entry boys, here we go.
It's being of fasting.
this direction
Hello, Mr. Force
I tanked it
I was wondering how you get that younger ID
It looks like your fabric
sit him on your desk but how did you make it face I've worked like that it's
the gaming on your book
is it leaning on your book no it's a leaning oh my god shut the hell up man
alright we have a fucking bathroom here you're talking about fucking books and
Popping camera shit, but shut the hell up man. I
Can't mind this we really really really really really need
I don't hear
Can they like how do we get this one without
Good evening, Mr. Force. You mentioned that you fast 17 hours a day. Have you considered
streaming at some point during those 17 hours to beat the record instead of the usual 6-minus
7 hours during which you're extremely slow and delayed. Please clarify.
Okay, everyone has to fucking shut that up now. I need to think.
We have uh three iron. Do you want to do that bucket? I don't need a bucket. I don't need a bucket.
Okay we don't need anything, we don't need anything that side, we need anything, we don't need anything
Okay let's shut up. Let's press shut up. Let's press shut up.
Let's press shut up.
Let's see this side of fucks.
Ah, you get nothing, man, fuck off.
I actually get one, so you stop backstabbing my ass.
Seventeen obsidian.
Hello, Mr. Doors. I have nothing I can do to bring you to save you.
And it's strange.
You scream on what I'll do, so I have some entertainment.
No!
Stop!
Oh my god!
I can't see anything fortress from here, but I do know that we came from behind, so we're
I'm gonna go out there and look on the right, left side.
We can't even...
Let's go ahead and do something like this.
Yeah, this.
Yeah.
Hello, Mr. Force.
It is me, the Princess of Norway.
I'm getting worried that the plot mark at bed here
will be put on the 21st of March
when you get in the record are you getting in the record?
Kimmi and the Adam and children today, Mr. Force.
I thought your children was in prison.
We are going to throw in this direction.
Fuck is my stick at...
Oh, okay.
True.
Let's see if Fortress here.
The fuck is this? Where's my bucket? Oh, I don't have one here.
there's no no fortress any other Russian with a shit passion I see something over
there actually
Hello, Mr. Force. I noticed you said you fast for 17 hours a day.
Do you think that would help someone with their plastic smoking addiction?
Asking for a friend.
And by plastic I mean crack cocaine, that run if you needed further clarification.
Well, it didn't.
Ah, not really.
Fasting, kind of.
And all of this is your withdrawals, if you have any.
I'm trying to substitute the hunger food.
Yeah, it's the most 500 bucks away, it's unscanable.
Unscanable even if you break the spawner.
Mala worthy attempt that was a very could have been a very nice thing could have
That should have been done.
I checked through the portal for golden carrots.
I feel like the chances are very low to get it.
I guess I could have. I was thinking about it.
I was thinking about it.
I know the chances are that it's probably one in ten chests that has a day, it's increasing
than other, but it's somewhere on one in ten I would say.
So not worth taking damage parling up there.
the slash locate is not working with quadrants but okay tell him about
What if it doesn't work?
Locate only works for the quadrant you are in.
Plus plus minus plus etc.
That's a lie.
492 blocks it's not even that the quadrant isn't even that wide a quadrant is
368 blocks and this was 492 why are you talking shit and also also fuckface a
A quadrant cannot have more than one type of structure either a Bastion or a Fortress,
right?
So, it's literally impossible even if it would be closed in 492 blocks, because there can't
only be one structure, so you're fucking retarded in many ways.
Anyways.
It's 468 x 468. No, it's not. It's 368.
How big is the machine in the net? So how big is the quadrant in the leather?
368 times 368 bro there's so many fucking juicers here trying to spread misinformation
man I'm telling you holy fuck man it's an actual fucking silence everyone shut the
hell up and listen to the monster me I am the master and don't try to feel me
faking while talking about your ass
six
and
there are some blacksmiths
Hello, Mr. Force. I have a question for you. You always remember to eat at the beginning
of your stream, but in many craft you always seem to forget to eat. Why is that? So many
God's seeds have died because of this nonsense. Please clarify. Thank you.
Because the difference is that this is speedrun. I don't forget to eat. I just
realize that it's not an all-you-can-eat-fucking-the-fake. Okay? You eat when
appropriate, waiting for blazes, waiting for trades, alright? Then sit and eat when
you're running it slows down everything
double the accident, now shut the hell up
tomatoes
obsidian
Okay, this can be good.
Potato.
Let's just put the...
All I tell you about is potato.
Mr. Force, I noticed that you call this the dead bastion.
Yet it's the quickest bastion to clear.
You didn't even pick up the hidden gold.
Yeah.
What resource did you not find in this bastion?
More IQ.
One more month, and I guess I'll meddle.
Of course it's the quickest one to clear.
There's no fucking gold in it.
Fucking retarded.
And then you have to kill the fucking spawner, if you want to fucking scamper the fortress,
Which is on the other side of the fucking bashing, bottom fucking floor.
I hope I'm retarded.
Of course.
Shut the hell up.
Can you hear me?
No, I'm deaf.
Alright, we are lucky with no food there, we are lucky.
I'm dead.
Nothing here.
See you in the next video.
15.
All right.
I'm sorry, Sebastian. I didn't take you for a snowflake before,
But silencing the boys from enjoying a stream is like what the fuck.
I think it might be a skilled issue clearing that bastion.
My crown princes wants you back on her island to continue the work.
What the fuck are you even talking about?
Who's actually smoking, Clark?
Well done Seb, you really threw our marriage away for the stupid children's block game.
Nina, are you retarded?
The marriage was dead anyway.
Marriage?
nice, they look fucking religious to me man, what the fuck
All right, here we go.
What the fuck is this?
I can block them.
fuck them blots
Oh
We're not getting there
All right face up
It ain't happening.
Four minutes and twenty seconds.
No.
It's dead.
No fortress inside.
Alzheimer's is a progressive neurodegenerative disease and the most common cause of dementia
characterise my memory loss, cognitive decline and behavioural changes.
Hello is this the one-sec pre-stopter? I know this man boyfriend has all time.
of
the
True, I could break the portal and look for a BT, but I'd already increased the render
size to look for a ship.
This is pretty good, it's full of food.
Ahhhh.
Now where is my lava?
Where is the lava?
I think I'll be there, huh?
Come on. Alright, doodle doodle.
There's full food over there. Shit in my ass.
Don't, don't do it. Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it.
Don't make me do it. That's right.
I have a fire machine in my insta-version.
I'm not getting past this wall of China, alright.
I see the Bastion, but...
All right, ahh.
Ah, it's dead.
All right, five minutes.
It could be a fortress.
Something like this perfectly calculated.
No focus, it's dead, it's dead.
I saw about it, unfortunately.
I'm breaking the chest breaking the chest uh uh
of
Awesome. I know you're real name. Awesome is just the secret name you hide behind to see your real identity. Your real name is...
That's true.
No, no, no.
Nine, nine.
Instead of spending time with me and bbm weekend you're trying to beat a low akdhd
speech impaired comedian zoom is dumb video game scored in a game made for elementary
three school nurse shame shame shame
priorities
Oh, there we go. There we go.
I got one of two bashings.
One of two.
I'll look at which one is closer.
There we go. Which one is closer.
Roughly the same.
I wish I had a better biome.
That's not for sure.
What?
Fix your hitboxes, blizzard.
Oh, we can't get out of there.
Hello, Prince Force, lover of princesses.
Just wanted to let it be known that I'm a believer.
I believe that your skill to throw every single dot seed is truly unmatched.
he's clarifying
I think it is a pretty good job
but you're dead wrong, yeah
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
I
Why do they always assassins creed that?
Fucking difficulty.
Why do they always assassins creed that?
There's always one pig that just waits around the corner somewhere.
Fucking hop down.
That's fucking nuts.
Unlucky.
I'm not here
So it's I'm not here
Oh
Awesome when base dummy
And go when base dummy Sebastian Netanyahu when base dummy
Awesome when people watch his tear-free streams.
We have an actual two to three viewer here.
Bro, what the fuck? What's this? What?
Oh my god.
What? What the fuck? I got baited by other thingies.
And mine's over here, they're mine on the other side.
That looks like a completable portal.
i think i will take it
one onion
two
unfortunately not
unfortunately love over there though hey wait a second doable doable
Alright, here we go.
Get ended! Fuck it!
Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, two, three.
of
It is six.
What the fuck? How did the insta die?
It's fine, it's a long run run.
Ah, it's...
I'm done.
It's stressing ass fucking skeletons
of
Come on give me a fucking seat here.
I can play. Play the game.
Okay, let's see. Let's see.
Okay.
eight nine
ahhh, it gets stoned
ah, bad
Decisions, decisions.
That was the hassle, and a half.
Dot delta dot welcome back, Kayley 3% offflags with 128% offflags with 128% offflags with
128 back
Now we have lava
Not great, but think of it this way, Instant Asher & Fortress code could be a run.
I think that's the rip, rip, reed, oh rip, reed, oh rip, reed, oh rip, reed, oh rip,
too far with the trim too far at least
I had to try to trick me, but it's on mine.
I know all your tricks.
Okay.
Alright.
It's going to have to be a home portal here, unless, rather this actually, probably the
better play
All right, here we go, I saw a lava.
Okay, that's crazy.
Oh my god.
No one saw that.
I'm gonna kill him for me
I can just... not dig through anything.
I have no food actually.
Alright, let's do the built in here.
Which makes me want to...
fuck you all.
if you're not in
I don't know what to do with that.
I
Don't bust
Well, we're trapped in here we are fucking trapped in here
There's some shit fucking emotions, man.
fake gold anyway double fake gold regardless of silver pic
last night
Shit's not.
Hello, Mr. Force. I have been studying your daily routine. You read your book, eat your
watch you two for an hour and then play minicraft for five more did you know
that living the same routine every day might be one way to develop mental
and we might also not
now shut the hell up
okay
that could be very very very good
What's not good?
Alright, last cry over here.
I'm doosled.
Okay, that was a good level.
Fucker.
It's built in.
Okay, this is solid, this is solid, double.
Do riddling the flint.
Chasing.
you're in this one fuckface
you win this one fuckface
that was impossible
you last week while scrolling through the many craft category on this. I'm wondering
how to become a bae. Or is that only for old viewers? If so, what am I called if I
can't become a bae?
It's not for only old viewers. It can be old bibe. It can be a new bibe. You can
been ancient by
you are going to be retarded by the way
it's just a different uh... snyder on the spectrum
you don't have to do shit
all you have to do is not be uh...
another category
juicer
It's open. It's open.
Oh
Wow.
Perfectly splendid.
one
Uh, what?
One, two.
One.
Two.
Okay.
One.
Oh, it's right here.
Okay.
You're the only ones. Oh shit, it's the shit passion.
You fucking bitch.
would p s p p s d no shit no shit would p p s d
of
the
of
the
Let me fucking fix
It's good. It's got some shit
And it was built into no fortress inside
three hundred four in this next one is gonna be hit, but show us the one
of
14, 14, okay, RV, RV, here we go, at the flint.
All right, let's go let's go give me the Lara this will be it I told you
shit
you
Impressive snap, though, I must say.
Here we go.
Give me...
We get one within...
18, unfortunately.
Alright.
I'll do something like this.
that's 7th day
It's a lava pour variant, well that means that this is going to be lava pour, I believe.
Yeah, and most of it is now, which means that we are cooking.
you can all be saved
run what
What the fuck?
I
Look at these two guys
I have 19 up so I still have one more.
10, 9, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18.
What the fuck?
to the right
one obsidian off, can this chest have it?
are these guys tanked or why are they not attacking me?
got it
what was it 20?
go
We're just going to have to gamble this direction, nothing else looks good.
Nothing looks good.
I'm there maybe.
Fucking this scope.
There it is. The fake fortress that is.
Nah, that's not it it is.
It's dead. It's dead. It is dead in the water. Dead in the water. Or especially let's say.
in the... what the hell?
unfortunately it was a... here it is...
unfortunately it was a lava pour bash in there
can I say in many minutes... but it played optimally
but the hand I was dealt
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Now it's gonna be 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8.
10.
Very lucky.
I'll tell you what I'm thinking.
Tell
Very lucky very lucky very well, but very lucky
Tomorrow
Hopefully I get to show you the shot the science. I should be completed
Should be completed
Hopefully maybe not maybe
Either way, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Okay tomorrow nice and early
Nice
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Bye bye.