you
Here's another fucking hilarious sitcom link, this shit is so fucking funny and hilarious.
Jutran funny.
Motherfucking morning and motherfucking days
Good motherfucking morning, my ladies
How do y'all do today, how do you do?
Very good chillin
good you good
one hour earlier
outing your geographical whereabouts
self talks
Uhhh, but yes.
Night shift in 4 hours.
Oof.
I have a night shift every day.
That's a big deal.
What's the big deal?
Evening shift, maybe it's called?
I don't know.
which kind of turns.
Ah, but yes, but yes, but yes, but yes, but yes, but yes, but yes.
Ah, let's see here, we got some Sederonis, we got some Re-Saberonis.
Yeah, we got Rhea, thank you. Fuji, Normandy, welcome back.
Good evening, Mr. Force.
Here's a link you can watch while you hit your plate. Enjoy.
Oh, what the hell, why am?
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Woo!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh, what the hell, why am?
Oh, me, I don't know why am.
What's happening?
What's newsworthy?
Star of the Week.
How are you doing?
Three people arrested in Paris
in Paris for attempting to bomb a bank of America.
Arc Team reveals that PUBG Blindspot is shutting down soon and will no longer be available
for players to dive into making the end of its run.
What do you mean Arc Team?
PUBG Blindspot is it not developed by Arc Team?
That doesn't make any sense.
Thanks to multiple paintings worth millions from the Italian Museum in Heist lasting just
three minutes.
Ooh.
Art Heist in the current year.
Fawson is literally Kim Jong-un feels Trumman Fawson is literally Kim Jong-un feels Trumman
Fawson is actually.
they always. I sent my master thesis for review you mean AI check. Do you know a
band Bathory it was a Swedish band cool band no I don't know Bathory
Crimson Desert reached very possibly all steam thanks to Patches oh shit that's
good that's good but this I'm unblown TV with my fucking hands up I'm not
starting fucking so you fucking stupid bitch what this stupid fucking just as
all fucking righteous fucking sitcom link hilarious sitcom link
you have to chill you have to chill the fuck out man I realize you have a problem okay this
is an intervention
drones flew over a Finnish border into Finland and one exploded uh oh here we go
So, here it starts, first it's Finland, then it's Sweden.
Crimson Desert basically was review-bought by wish of three players early on.
I don't think so.
I think people were legitimately complaining about controls in UI.
I don't think he was witchy, three specific.
I don't think so.
What are your favorite Swedish dishes?
That's funny.
You think Sweden actually has any dishes?
It's all stolen, except for rotten herring.
Who the fuck would ever come up with that shit?
Who the fuck, man?
but yeah
still is doing it, yes
we got lincos, yeah, we got lincos
we're just excited for some lincos
yeah, sorry because it's over these three years
very nice, very nice, thank you, here's your princess
Just show the daughter mr. Force Wars in puke
Josie back out there walking by mr. Diablo and us like 32
All right, who's up with some links
I'm not watching myself react to a video, all right
That's literally already been seen man. I
Was literally there reacting it's in the title. We've seen it. All right. I don't need third person see it again. Okay
This guy ain't fucking real dude, like this guy is an absolute legitimate, okay, pre-linkers
just a moment
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There is no country cares but not the country but themselves.
There are really hard words.
You can safely assume that America wants to be out of gold if you want.
You may use other countries as excuses to do so.
Hello, Forcey. It is time for you to be a good boy and go fight for Israel.
We all know you are secretly Jewish since you always indirectly defend them in your streams while pretending to be anti-religion.
I am anti-religion.
But believing in conspiracy theories is the same level of retarded as believing in the
bearded man in the sky.
I'm sorry boy Just fine
Porcin is literally Mike Mensa FEELS Batman Porcin
is literally Mike Mensa FEELS Batman Porcin is literally Mike Mensa FEELS Batman Porcin
That is literally Mike Mensa, feels bad man.
What does the future looks like regarding electrification and battery electric vehicles in your mining operations, son?
Well, we have coal because we've got the biggest coal deposits in the world.
But we're not allowed to burn the fucking stuff, so the world's ruined it, really.
It's all right to be idealistic, but you also have to be realistic.
And until the lights go out, the idiots that want to be green on everything and
not do mining, not do coal, not do anything, they're going to have to go back and use candles
and live in tents and then they'll rea...
No, you might fucking laugh, but it's true.
Are you understand what I'm talking about?
I'm not talking bullshit, I'm talking reality.
If we don't get realistic, we're fucked.
It's as simple as that.
We're not allowed to use uranium.
We've got the biggest uranium deposits in the world in Australia, we're not allowed
to mine the fucking stuff.
So it's all fucked.
So when half these cunts die, well the world will be a better place and then
and those of us that survive will get it going again.
Wait a minute.
My next door neighbor, I was talking to him, he's a lawyer, so he's not an idiot.
I didn't hear you say no, Marley. Awesome high-notice title.
Where is the title? Did you notice your title, Parker?
On the title, where did you hide your fucking token?
I'm so sad.
How the fuck can you charge your batteries?
You understand that?
I understand.
Move on to the next.
And that's the problem with the wheel.
Thank you so much for your time.
Enjoy the rest of your visit.
We will.
Enjoy the rest of your visit.
At least three-ish accent.
What does the Q-
Oops.
I clicked the same link.
Welcome to the coast of Argentina. We're about to witness the most
criminal drama in the natural world. Crafty Predator versus vulnerable prey.
Only this drama has a big... I have nothing funny or interesting to say so
will you. Instead of Donald, say the link which is always funny.
come on
we did it
easy L9
new pilot
of the waves. Like a dim-witted teenager in a bad horror flick, this oblivious sea lion
pump frolics in clear view of a hungry predator and becomes his next meal. Big Mel takes his
shot. Close but no lunch this time. Bernard takes dead aid and grabs the second of the
three sea lion pups his body demands each day to keep up his energy. The feeding frenzy
is on. Big Mel grabs his next popup, and Bernard soon follows the popup his own.
But now the brothers employ their prey as something more than food. Bernard and
and Big Mel playing no-net volleyball with their still-living victory.
Are they just cavorting with their prize?
Showing off?
Scientists believe the whales are actually training for the more rigorous chasings they'll have to make later in the year in the open sea.
And now for that surprise ending we promised.
The last catch is brought back to shore,
And set free is this an act of mercy or play behavior we may never know
That's our cat of him we didn't taste very good
You like to eat
It keeps me occupied.
What?
Is it a book?
It says.
It's called a tin soldier.
It's a bunch of malarkey.
Smoke?
I'll pause for a minute.
Promise, Marina?
James Domingue.
Richard.
I don't know.
Nice to meet you.
My sister sends them to me because I used to enjoy it.
You don't anymore?
No.
It occurred to me.
The basis of fiction is a people
have some sort of connection with each other.
There's a people that have some sort of connection with each other.
But they don't.
Thank you.
They're making you take the test?
You're not case testing, are you?
Then they'll tell us if we're normal or not.
Like, here, some of the questions are embarrassing.
Just lie.
I'll find that difficult now.
They're interested in what's in our heads,
so the next time we'll fight better.
I should leave this to you in my room, if I don't have it with me, I'll become anxious.
Chairman Sniper mask, I had to wait a very long time for him to take it off.
where he marks me.
I watched him from a blind for three days.
He lifted it, just scratched his nose.
I put a bullet, one inch below his eye.
Well, fuck him, right?
Seems like he did the same to you.
I forgot what happened to his face though, but...
Event A. A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.
Event B. We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.
Query, on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in
contradistinction to the higher-level distal cause.
Which is?
What do you think with your penis?
That's a biological impossibility and you didn't have to come.
Oh, right.
Yes, I could have stayed behind and watched Wallowitz try to hit on Penny and Russian Arabic and Farsi.
Why can't she get her own TV?
There's some kind of dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV.
She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.
So we get to have a scene with him?
No, Sheldon, there's not going to be a scene.
I'll do the talking.
Yeah.
I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
Hello.
What's...
Oh, we're here to pick up Penny's TV.
Get lost.
Okay, thanks for your time.
We're not gonna give up just like that.
None of the TV's in the building.
We've been denied access to the building.
Here, go, we are done.
Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360.
We should be able to figure out
how to get into a stupid building.
What do you think their combined IQ is?
Grab the door!
This is it.
I'll do the talking.
Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle.
Yeah?
I'm Leonard. This is Sheldon.
From the intercom.
How the hell did you get in the building?
Oh, we're scientists.
Tell them about our IQ.
Leonard, what? My mom bought me this pan. I'm sorry.
Alright, I'm moving my infantry division, augmented by a battalion of orcs from Lord of the Rings.
We flank the Tennessee volunteers and the North once again wins the Battle of Gettysburg.
Not so fast! Remember the South still has two infantry divisions, plus Superman and Godzilla.
No, no, no, no. Orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic. Not to mention,
you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois Cavalry and Hulk.
Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh?
Hey, you guys ready to order?
Hang on, honey.
Shiva and Ganesh? The Hindu Gothic and the entire Union Army?
And orcs.
I'll be back.
Excuse me, Ganesh is the remover of obstacles and Shiva's the destroyer.
Why did he say orcs are magical?
I'm going to be speaking Hindi and drinking mint juleps.
Orcs are like the least magical ones.
I'm sorry, we cannot do this without walovats.
We can't order Chinese food without walovats?
Let me walk you through it.
Our standard order is, the steam dumpling apparel.
They are magical in D&D,
Yeah, but the referral can be low.
That's why it's in middle-earth.
Not wild.
In middle-earth, there is nothing going on.
Yeah, not one on trade.
Cinnamon.
Oh, what's your annoying little friend who thinks he speaks Mandarin?
No father-lace.
I brought reinforcements.
Oh, great. What, you brought Joey?
Well, I brought the next best thing.
Yeah.
Chandler, you brought Chandler?
The next best thing would be Monica.
You know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong.
Look, I drew a sketch of how we're gonna do it, okay, great?
That's you.
That's the couch.
Ooh, what's that?
Oh, that's me.
Wow.
You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Oh, that's my arm.
Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
You know, just follow my lead.
Okay.
Come on.
All right.
Here we go.
All right.
Ready?
Turn.
We can turn any more.
I just want to take it to the fifth.
Oh, yeah.
Come on up.
Come on up, up, up, up!
Yes!
Here we go. Pivot!
Pivot!
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Okay, I don't think it's gonna pivot anymore.
I can't give it anymore. You think?
All right, let's bring it back down and try again.
Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now.
I can't believe that it didn't work.
I know, me neither. I mean, it had a sketch.
Oh, what did you mean when you said PLEMENT?
That's how it is.
I mean, please don't put me in the vet's hospital. I can't order takeout to there. They'll take away my phone too. Who is supposed to text and call you all the time while you're at work without my phone?
And their TVs don't even have Netflix or a room!
They only have fucking 2B!
And they have no game consoles there!
How am I supposed to get my dubs on Fortnite now?
I'll get some resty at the game, but I just couldn't show them how to be cool.
Hello folks, it's weird how you think you are about regular people.
But when they change the time zone, you're way like other sheep,
I've shipped the stream to Ali.
I could be baking so much money there, babe.
I just need you to put my finger in the lids.
Talk the right feelings.
For you, Tara.
You don't help me.
Talk the right shit out.
Please.
Poogee bear.
I did not change an hour earlier.
That's the whole point.
I'm all early to you.
I'm the exact same time for me.
I mean, your brain can up back.
And you'll save a lot of concepts.
You want me to get rid of my Fucklepop collection?
Here, take them!
You can throw them out!
Sell them!
Shut them up, you ass!
I don't care.
Just get rid of them!
It's not like I even paid for them!
I used your card for all of them, so you can have them!
Okay?
I'll change, okay?
You'll never find a dirty period pad in your bed ever again!
You'll never find a single voltic up on my desk ever again!
I'll stay cheating when I do it every day!
I'll cut my toenails!
What the fuck is this shit?
These real Spanish Orthodox Jews are angry.
For the first time in decades, the community known as the Haradim is being called to serve
in the country's military.
Their enlistment has become one of the most divisive political debates in the country.
The heart of the debate is the community's size.
The hard-earned population has surged in recent decades.
And their numbers keep increasing.
It's a big day for Benjamin Papenheim. His granddaughter is getting married. For the
the ultra-Orthodox, starting a family as an act of faith, Papenham himself has 67 grandchildren.
When Israel was created in 1948, the country's secular leadership wanted the Haradims backing
for the nascent state. The government largely exempted them from mandatory military service
and gave them funding to study religion full-time.
The Haridim were a small community then,
but have since increased to make up
nearly 14% of the population.
As their numbers grew, so did resentment
among other Israelis forced to serve in the military.
Then in 2024, against the backdrop of multiple conflicts,
including the war in Gaza,
the Supreme Court canceled the exemption.
The Haridim were furious,
But their anger hasn't stopped the draft notices.
Poppenheim is an activist with Amkadoche,
one of the already organizations leading the opposition
the conscription.
We all need to share the same rights and same burdens.
There was a great demand, but there was no official vote for the members of the party.
There was a great demand for the members of the party who had not been able to use the first and second.
We don't understand shit, man. Let's be happy, though.
Do this.
You know, I saw a pretty good movie last night, have you seen any good movies lately?
Uh, me, I uh, I don't go to movies, I don't like movies, most movies suck.
Someone says, hey Joe, you want to go to a movie, you want to say?
Say, I don't like movies, I don't go to movies, most movies suck.
I didn't pull anything off, that was a mistake, Joe.
Oh, no, no, Joe.
So his real name is Joe, and his sitcom name is Joe.
I just wanted to ask you if you might enjoy a salted nut.
I'll try and get out of the April Fool's action, huh?
I open up, snake flies out, pops me in the head.
No, nuts. They're nuts.
Perfect.
Okay, how'd you know that?
Just a good guess.
You know, you gotta be careful though.
Sometimes they mess up and put a real can of nuts
in with a joke can.
No.
Really?
Yeah.
It happens, man.
You gotta double check.
You've got a double check. I always check myself.
Yeah.
I guess those two weeks in New York City tour guide school paid off after all.
They don't have to do this.
In the national news, the Congress is deadlocked once again
on the issue of farm subsidies.
The Department of Agriculture officials will meet next week.
It's right to work out a solution.
What's up, dude? What's going on?
I am fixing my computer.
Oh, good, good, good. I'm a problem.
Look, I figured that if you can do my job,
I can certainly do yours, Joseph.
Cool, have fun. How do you like my fake radio voice?
Really wasn't listening.
Want me to give you a hand with that?
No, really. Seriously, just...
I think I can handle it.
You know that there's capacitors in there?
Yes, I know. There's capacitors in there.
Not like the past you store energy you wouldn't have to use
Pass it there
Well, that wasn't
Why do you want to change your voice?
Thank you
Hey, don't worry about folks they come happens in my apartment every day
There's some top tier humor.
Oh folks, today we're going to talk about seven things that narcissists absolutely hate.
Oh shit, I think it's not true.
This one is a personality disorder in which the person has had a psychotic break with reality
And now they're in a grandiose fantasy state where they believe that they are the center of the universe
They think they're the best thing that exists
They're in a constant fight and a constant competition with everybody that they have to win
The reason why I mentioned that at the beginning is because it informs all of the things that they hate the number one thing
The narcissist hate is the word
No
Narcissists believing psychotically and in a delusional way that they are the center of the universe and the most important person on the planet
Do not want to be told no now. It doesn't matter how politely or
Friendly this no comes they don't want to hear it and it's almost a functional test
To see if somebody has a personality disorder that's in the cluster B spectrum
Which is to just smilingly and politely tell them no for something that you don't want to give them or a service
You don't want to provide and just say to them no
I'm not gonna do that and this is the reason why and see what their response is
it should never be a
Tantrum to hear no from another adult who's refusing to offer you some kind of a favor or a service
No. So no is the number one thing that narcissists hate to hear.
The second thing that narcissists really hate, really, really hate,
are other people's boundaries.
I would even go so far as to say that if a narcissist detects or sniffs
that a person has good, strong boundaries,
they almost won't bother with them at all.
Because it's going to be very, very hard for them to work their game
on that person. It's going to be very, very hard for them to hook them in and get them
into the dreamlike state that they need them to be in to parasitically feed off their flesh.
If they are strong and boundaries and clear, they'll probably just leave them alone. They
need people with weak boundaries. These are usually not the strongest and the bravest
folks amongst us. They're pretty cowardly and they tend to prefer to pray upon the
week. When I say the week, I mean people like me. I've been in now three narcissistic abusive
relationships. Why? Because of weak external and internal boundaries, GT.
Shit, I can handle equals narcissists, child control and that kind of thing.
And it's not them.
I mean, it's you.
If we're struggling with it. The third thing that narcissists really, really hate, and
this is because of their tremendous...
Is this your videos? Yes, he's right.
skill. Since they have a talent they will become hashtag triggered, they'll be provoked, they'll
be pricked into a narcissistic injury because they then fear and get this status anxiety of oh my god
this person could get recognized for this skill or this talent even if it's their own child.
So the point where they may actively try to discourage the child from engaging in that skill
or that talent, or one step further and even sabotage their chances there.
So the third thing narcissists actually hate because of their fragility and their hyper
competitiveness is other people's skill and talent and they especially hate it if that
skill or that talent gets recognized because they're still toddlers and they'll think
all that attention that's going to them should be done.
I told you, all of them might be predicting their own fucking trauma.
who's lived with an arseist
lovely fucking looking tutorials
being told they're wrong
ooo this
this is heavy
you try telling
or showing an arseist that they're wrong
you're in for a rocky few days
you're in for some turbulence
so they absolutely hate
to be told
or shown as worse
that they are just flat out wrong
why?
Because in that psychotic break where they chose to live inside of a delusional reality
in which they're all knowing, all powerful and omnipotent,
they decided that they couldn't be wrong.
They decided that they were always right, no matter what.
And so showing them and telling them they're wrong shatters the illusion.
I'm always right.
It threatens the illusion.
And anything that threatens this psychotic grand deal to be wrong,
in which they're amazing is perceived as a threat
and is taken as a narcissistic injury
and it induces a narcissistic rage.
So if you tell them they're wrong,
you can expect a good lead dose of narcissistic rage
as a reward for your observation.
The fifth thing that narcissists really, really hate
is the moments or the experiences
or the people who are in the situation.
you
So, a sharply, but re-arriptured defined, all that remains is tearing out your plans.
However, worry about your individual potential potential is only the expression of a possibility
Something that can be assessed after the only in retrospect
In other words, you'll never know how good you might have become unless you try
So let's get with it
Yeah, I would love a heart attack at 45
So I can never know the rest of my life would have been because I'm fucking dead
I think what Mike carried was the bitterness of losing the honor.
To him, it was not subjective.
It was not a subjective sport.
Mike is the biggest tire of Gary's people.
Bring up the idea that...
Loosing to Arnold.
Oh, that's not going to be a shame, though.
Hola a todos mis fabi amigos, bienvenidos a su canal mas interesante de youtube, el
día de hoy hablaremos de un actriz la cual es una veterana en el mundo de esta industria
y seguramente fue el primer amor de muchos dentro de esta comunidad, ante ustedes,
All Existexas.
Una modelo, la cual inicio su carrera en el 2007,
pero a pesar de eso, aun tiene mucho por ofrecernos.
Y en esta ocasión veremos cuales serian sus mejores actuaciones
en honor a su larga carrera dentro del mundo de este espectaculo.
Antes de comenzar, se explicaran las reglas para poder
calificar estos videos.
First of all, we will check the story that we are telling.
Second of all, we will check the different poses that we will see.
Third of all, we will check the importance of the actress.
And fourth of all, we will check the authenticity of the videos.
Once we have explained this, let's get started.
Number 10.
I will start with this video.
because from my consideration, the best way to start this is by seeing how our actress
starts the video, talking for a while and giving us a photo session.
Believe me, we will enjoy it a lot while the story starts, because it is very entertaining
to see how Alexis models us for a while while he is in a photographic session.
This video is taken from this place because the story is somewhat short, but despite that,
It's basically just reviewing all of her porn videos, the fucking lore, the fucking outfits, the fucking...
Goon... the Lux.
I'm sorry, Hiyuki. I'm not a bad girl.
This girl smells like Nana.
She's going to attack my house.
I'm sorry, Yuuki. Are you okay?
Well, I'm feeling a little dizzy.
Why are you so sleepy?
Oh, Mikan. Can you take my phone?
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Here.
Thank you.
I just touched your hand a little bit.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I just touched your hand a little bit...
Why?
Huh?
No! I touched your hand!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry, Mikan.
I was so close to falling.
Momo-san, did you do it on purpose?
I did it on purpose.
Hey, your dialogue might man 6-9 months, nice, like we have 3 years, you're the badger, sir.
50k plus views
follow the rules fuck faces
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go play, go play.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck this.
Shit.
Oh, shit. Fuck this.
Everybody get down on the fucking floor!
Yeah, get up. Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking moron!
Don't look at me, put your stupid face in here!
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get that fucking money, put that fucking money in there!
Can't be, come on, fuck.
What are you doing? Throw it over!
Are you fucking...
Throw it over!
Where's that cop back there, you fucking guy?
You better not fuck this up.
Jesus Christ.
Shit.
Get the fuck down.
He's heading towards the state.
Come on, let's stay.
Now, you better take the state.
Something's going on.
Something.
Something is going out the big street.
He's got a roundabout.
He's a lawyer, sir.
Heading south by lawyer, sir.
Heading towards the state.
Get towards the permit.
Heading south by lawyer, sir.
There's a truck! There's a truck!
Hold on, before I get a visual of the motorcycle, I need to set up my number.
Man, it's like a war cry.
Hey, now!
Hey, fucker, shoot!
What are you doing?
Come here.
Are you doing what's here?
Yeah.
Come here.
Let's go over there.
I'm not going to get upstairs.
Get off the stairs!
It looks like a guy always studied in Philadelphia.
I'm a 702 planet. I need to back up the unit for the southeast corner of the house. I have the northwest corner secured.
Get out of here!
He died.
I'm almost invisible, thank you. Invincible, thank you for three years.
But who come, he says. But you are the Raider with the Pirate of the Pirate of the Quillar,
Matt Fox on the quirk, you think you're Bruce?
Danny Blumart as well.
Right! Let's fucking do this thing.
Where do you want me?
How do you even get your camera out?
That's not how this works.
You're going to dance, and then I
will judge whether I did your performance film worthy.
Do you know why you're dressed as a chicken?
Oh, I don't know, to humiliate me
in front of the whole fucking world?
There's a reason I didn't ask you to get dressed as an eagle.
Eagles don't dance.
They soar through the air.
But a chicken is the bottom of the food chain.
You're a chicken, aren't you, Friddy?
You had to get bailed out of a debt you couldn't repay.
But when you can repent, my brother's a big fan of repentance
and a proportion of this debt it is.
You see, his stance is a parable,
Therefore, you don't just pretend to be a chicken.
You've got to actually be a chicken.
Do you understand?
The remedy is in the poison.
Come on. Let's see your chicken.
All right.
Let's see you. Come on.
All right!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck kind of shit chicken is that?
Come on!
Let's go!
Let's fucking chicken!
What like a fucking chicken?
Do the sound!
I want you to be a chicken. I want you to feel it. I want you to transform into a chicken.
I don't want any vestige of humanity left in you.
I just want to see.
Bad.
So come on.
Let's see.
What?
F***ing shit!
Come here!
Come on!
Look, there's your brain here!
Look, come and pick the brain!
Come here!
There's a wane!
I want you to eat the wane!
You're off the ticket!
Come here!
There's a f***ing wane here!
There's a wane!
Pick the brain!
There's a wane!
I'm packing the f***ing brain!
I'm supposed to use the ghost.
Come on.
Stay out of there.
Come and eat this f***ing brain!
Come on!
Come and eat the wind!
Come and eat the wind, you fucking shit!
Oh, get it explained.
I think he killed someone from the mob leaders or something, I forgot.
But he takes out a shotgun and blows his face up.
You know no death when you say that all you matter is this is my horse.
You have failed.
The world of men will fall.
I see these are the least magical creatures in the home of fucking...
That's my whole point. They don't have any fucking shamans. They don't have any fucking warlords.
a lot of fucking middle-earth that's why saying that works are magical in
middle-earth counter superman is retarded
they only have southern which is a human
he isn't human I didn't watch the fucking show other show I remember I
would they watch it actually ideas like something else but why does it look like
The fucking show, the fucking orderly show, is that the Starry, how do I start this?
The historical wizards are five bears, get some from the lava, to the lava, and the bird, and so on.
The peering is always my past, it is firing at the three people and so on.
Okay, so it's not a... it's not a... it's not a face.
They are just spirits, they look like humans, but they are just spirits.
Or it's a Gandalf, but also not.
Human.
I don't think this was explained but I don't know it was like it was like 30 years ago
or some shit right not 30 years but like 25 years ago I don't remember that part
I was assuming they were humans.
Yeah, I know I'm an innocent human.
He's the half-elf, right?
Or half-human?
Half-elf, half-human?
I don't remember.
I think so.
All right, no further links.
No further links.
He's banging elves, at least.
He's banging out that much we can say.
Alright boys, let's go.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
We're playing very well yesterday, unfortunately.
We didn't get any good netters, good overworlds.
Maybe I really read the books now.
Once I finish my current book.
Pick up Flowers of Algorithm.
I also heard about that one.
like a retarded person who gets like, uh, increased intelligence or something, right?
No, that's lawnmower, man.
I... I...
Instance 1.
The best card game of all time.
And they tried. They tried.
They made it too complicated for the Normies.
I don't think it was the bird.
But three lanes, car games. Yeah.
I'm not getting the woodwork on this one, but...
The bad Riot's new card game is only physical for them, the Rift's bad of what it is called.
I guess they also dropped the ball under, uh...
What's it called again?
Runeterra.
cosmetic blacksmith
Although, it would be fun to play a physical card in tournaments actually.
The problem I have with those tournaments is that it's such a vague defined time limit.
It's so cringe, like someone is playing fast enough with others liking it, and then college
I'm like, ugh, it's so cringe, right?
They need to start playing with chess clocks.
Like in Warhammer.
But don't get me started on Warmer, those tournaments are cringe for a completely different reason.
11.
Got a living sword.
Pretty good.
Measuring distance, yeah that is the cringe part.
cringe part if you measure if you're pro measures like 5% too much and then
it's supposed to call him out on that right it's like can you just fucking
measure properly and like sometimes it's intended and sometimes it's not
I was like, yeah, this is such an awkward game to play, honestly.
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 9.
Pants on.
I have a good bottom I have a good bottom
I have a good bottom
I'm retarded.
I didn't go good actually.
Fuck, I'm not warmed up for this scene.
This scene is pretty good.
Like 25 seconds to throw in a shit in there.
I could have been a little faster but I was not warmed up.
Fortunately it looks like this is no bueno.
the end is an obliquely
I
Got coming
I had to opt for the 1516, 1718, 1920, 1921.
10, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26
To the left
and
To the left, to the left, yeah to the left.
Not enough string.
Alright, uh, nine.
Whatever.
five beds. I came from over there so we know that the fortress is about right. So we have
to go through this side. 25, that's far.
I like you.
No fortress anyway.
Somewhere.
but nowhere
built in on this side
that's where we can see it
I'm Fort, I'm Fort.
I'm tonsil, take the five years. Fist me for some fist, for some gas, and...
...take your match.
Type, oida, oida. Fogbobs, and Grigio.
Caution.
All the vision, welcome back.
of
the
of
and
the
I can see this.
Okay.
C6.
C6
4
Okay, let's get poor over there.
More food over here.
plus iron
What are we doing?
Ah, okay, we can't complete this.
of
the
of
Like this.
It's there anyway.
I don't think there was enough lava there to complete it.
Stay a while and listen.
Lala?
No bueno.
Ooh, this looks very bueno.
This looks very bueno.
Let's do this, actually.
Wow, that's a great one.
Good news, everyone.
I don't know what I'm doing here, I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
We got a lot of food, that's a big problem
That's not.
Shit.
yeah
YOLO.
Yes, that.
This one, however, might not be that.
There's a ship right there, which I would have known.
Double, double.
11.
Double.
11. It's good.
Alright that's very good. Full food and iron and stuff. We're good. We're good.
Good evening Mr. Force.
Hello.
I wonder here. I was wondering why you pick up string.
I was wondering if you are going to wear a string?
No.
While entering the dragon who died of old age.
Please clarify.
Uh, only on the T-33's and only on the string.
It's quite a different category
from what we're running around.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Let's go ahead and do this, and do this, and do this.
Ah, let's go.
Two to four full food and we got more to share.
We got it.
Unfortunately, no Bastion.
No Bastion at all.
Five Wabs to Gregor, welcome back, country, we got only vision to Mars, Flopkeybird, welcome
back.
of
Not the beast!
Yo, 5?
That's doable.
I can enter another right now.
Well, we might as well go get the rest of the necessities, unless...
Okay, I have to make sure.
I'm gonna check.
Maybe we, maybe we find, uh, a bossing right away that I can get items from but no, it's
fucking Shinobu.
Unlucky, because we did have carrots.
I'll be the best one
I can throw
That is mine
Decent shine
Like the music that eats an eye
Don't know
So round it
My vicious dreams
My heart don't think
It's full of heartache
I've grown
Better counts to me
And happy ending
I
Okay, I'm bad.
God!
normal stall normal stall
okay
least tilting fucking run
Least tilting a cuck-sucking run.
That was me.
I guess it's dead though, this fucking garbage
train
It's definitely good
of
Where do we go?
of
Okay, we got a sub 3 entered full food.
It's good.
Right.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
Fortress.
What's the Russian?
We can scan at the...
What the f**king lag? What the f**k was that lag?
I like it
Oh, fuck
Double spawner, but fucking archers.
Oh my god.
Double spawner, but fucking archers.
Oh my god.
Huh?
You can dive that?
I think you can dive that.
Alright, I don't have that anyway.
No fashion.
Not that soon.
I was just warming up.
I
My laptop gets really hot when you get a spare.
Please stop.
No words.
Come on.
Shit.
Almost completable.
Yeah, I can pick up the ship.
Not enough.
It's quite rare to get 3 diamonds from a buried treasure.
I always get two.
Number three, baby Rich.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Why this is really good if we get a BT on this one.
I think it's this one right here.
of
Oh
Superior clean welcome back some years man during the bad shirt gay club number 32 home Tom and G for a few months
Thank you wish
here, alright.
watch shite seeds
I don't think it's gonna work.
I think it's gonna work.
Blacksmith.
Okay, not enough.
bro what are these seeds come on give me something I can play
Something playable!
Not freeze!
Okay, giga seeds question mark, yeah, I think so.
the
Oh, there's a golem.
He's on top of the fucking hill.
WAH!
Alright, maybe 300 entry or so, this is lava, we do have full food, so that's great.
I don't need any of that, but that I will show you now, it's a Dolan within a very very
very fast
Oh my god.
Cursed seed.
Oh my god, first fucking save.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
there is a run
there run
I didn't see any lava so that makes me wonder...
We've already debunked it, Luxmer.
It's actually not.
It's over a thousand.
just that you've been there too much going on so it seems like it.
I checked it to the entire stream
and matched up
with the average strong time.
What the fuck is this?
of
the
of
Motherfucker, trying to hide?
Trying to hide big boy?
Not in my watch.
This is the legend that I see.
Alright, we got full of image, not full of food, but...
When we mess with the best, we got the ballerina cup.
Alright, here we go, we got a passion now, we're done.
Here we go.
Nothing. What the hell? What the hell?
Hey, what the hell?
Yo, this is the actual show, see?
18!
I might just be what I need.
you are on your body, working for a baby to be heard in the afternoon, so I'm happy to do it.
On its own, buddy.
See, look what you see.
I'm gonna get a thing of awkwardness, you know, the
I'm gonna be my friend out there, and be happy to be.
Can't take the time to do it for you.
I'm gonna get a thing of awkwardness, you know, the
oh my god it's right here sub to entry
Sub to entry.
Fucking fake
Alright look at that, look at that, we got a fucking sub, what the fuck?
Sub 207.
Alright we got a 18.
in the direction of doom I think
looks like the direction of doom
I'm going to pull the rabbit out of the hut here.
I'll be hitting it now. I think it jumped up on the other ping hitbox wise.
That was 3 blocks up.
here's my ten dollars hello mr. force I noticed that you have a
reveal some shirt designs. Very nice, like I had. Does this mean that submissions are closed?
Or can I still submit like a good boy?
Yeah, submissions are...
Please tell him hi, Mr. Force. Thank you.
That's it, Doug.
Submissions are closed because if we're gonna sit there and midnight, it's gonna take 30
fucking years and a better voltage. However I would like to have you guys submit... they
asked me, I didn't know actually, a good alarm for it. Like a sound or something that
you want on the iconic maybe, potentially. We'll make a little threat for that I guess
two, I don't know what to put.
One, two.
Fuck that.
I'll leave that box behind.
MP3 shirt.
You know, like the sound.
Sound clip, what do you call it?
I mean, like I used to have back in the day for some of that here, but then it became
to spam me
And then someone...
And someone by the chair will make a sound on the stream.
Yes, that's what they said.
It's like an alert like we had it last time as well. I remember correctly. I don't remember what we had though
I don't remember there's even an alert for it. I was going down
You owe it to your fucking fans to man up and beat this record, just please fucking try
this is embarrassing and totally doable.
By five p.m. is tomorrow.
You are fucking over your biggest believers people who invest in your ability.
Don't let us down.
By five p.m. is tomorrow.
Really mark it better than me alone.
I never bet against me betting all in on fail, I probably won't get to the moment.
Hello Force. I know you don't do these type of content, but have you ever considered making
Narcissism Therapist tier list. I know Dr. Les Carter is a steer, but who else? What about
Dr. Remedy and Richard?
Bro, they're all fucking F tier. They're all saying fucking same word proof. They're
not saying same word proof. They're saying contradicting word proof to each other. So
So, there's no thread through their fucking arguments that are just describing 99% of mankind
at any given time, and then calls it narcissists, when I call it human behavior.
But it takes a stronger intellectual to understand that there aren't many in the
Yes, of course, the trauma-dumping, projecting, narcissistic therapy community.
He thinks it's normal.
I am far from normal, man.
No one said I was normal, though I have 148 Q, that's up to 2%, but it took 1 actually.
haha. you see young girl on the field yet you can't constantly bragging. yeah I'm
I don't care what you think
Why are you stupid people so fucking stupid huh?
Why, why is that?
Not the bees!
Finally, I caught some dinner for tonight.
chuckle free and pull the pro game
handsome what it is
fruit flies make the shit mean
fool
oh
that is a sad sad
the
I just did this
Oh my god.
Fuck off.
Bad.
Bad!
Fucker!
Yeah.
Yeah, Wild Lane is one again, and Nolose is one in Spanish.
That means I don't know. I don't know. I don't actually know what you have now.
I have 40 IQ, but no driver license of 40, yes.
the staple of 90% of mankind
is the signifier of high intelligence
you sure got me there
140 IQ but no children?
what's next?
That was good.
Sweeping edge. Sweep me away to the next seat, unless...
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Blacksmith. Blacksmith. Whatcha gonna do?
Okay, not bad, not bad.
I think that's lava over there at 12 o'clock now, right?
You see that shit?
I think it's lava there.
There's no way I'm going to get a slava, there's two if you don't drink a slava.
I'm gonna say a slava.
There you go.
Bruh, no gravy.
fucking sand, cunt.
Far away lava.
Okay, I got some three village, four village.
there's no bueno no bueno
why is every fucking fortress lord rings distance man
Every single one
It was that you know without fortress in case
Did not get that we would not start trading like six and a half minutes because we had no blocks
We're at this we're at the mine. There was built in
means the fucking pigs on their fucking
mission to explore
Get stuck brother
Oh
huh?
sometimes it just moves
it literally just moves
because it's a mine
There's something
May I help you?
Yeah, he's annoying. I agree.
Yeah, I know. You're not getting any good seeds.
Don't help.
Yeah, okay, come in here, force me to fix a bed perfectly
Okay and then you fuck off.
It's fucking dog.
This fucking dog.
Dog shit.
very cancery
of
Okay, not that actually. I mean, besides the fact that we're on the island.
Item for a pickaxe.
Okay, what do we have? We have one bastion within 16 that's crazy. I can't believe, you
Some guys can't believe it, but it is the truth.
But it's also built in.
Actually means that we are fucking yes.
There's but one thing to do here.
That's it.
It was built in over here, but I saw a count over here, I don't know if that was a clear
account maybe. By the way, it's in the...
Queer account. No, that's not what I said.
I said critter account.
Those motherfucking lava-riding
the rectangle heads
where the public called
Alright, time to set up straight.
Tuna Shakeover, UG, Kramer, CR, Shad, Bann, 1-3, DJ Kurt Torg, Small Live Fur, Bann is
the game and power man 94 of madness welcome back two champions probably
oh my god that that deep ass fucking fresher holy shit
like fucking five blocks down
of
no lava for me
It might be too late, it's too late now to say sorry.
of
why are you jumping off? why is he fucking suicideing dude?
What's the fucking pig jumping off? For no reason.
All of these fucking pigs are suicide for no reason.
Okay, we got pearls.
We got everything but obsidian.
Of course, no fortress either.
another dash and on that side which means there's no fortress but we could
get the obsidian or we could just go with 10 and go in another direction where
there could be a fortress. I think I'm supposed to skip the obsidian and go in
I'm not sure what could be a fortress.
but it is fucking dead
There is one fortress.
I saved it.
I saved the dead run.
That's one of the things I'm the god gamer.
It's 3 for your target.
Alright, let's go into this, this, this.
I'm lucky with this farm I'll see you there.
not in any way
was the direction minus one four seven
one throw right? nine throw?
I'm not sure here.
142, 90 blocks away, as is we are really far out now.
We want to stay out of the turn here, so over there is probably good, real good, if I make
it there.
You know, as we run.
Excellent.
Excellent, everyone shut up.
I'm not understanding what they have here.
It's raining! I've never seen rain in my entire life.
All right
Okay, let's throw it
I can't see
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
I'm stuck on the fucking...
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
plus 2
948 blocks away
Fawson, I just got outweighed. It's 10am, and I clocked at 8.30am. My commute is that
long. Sometimes I think I want to end it all, but I am constantly reminded that Fawson
might get the record. So I keep pushing to see if that might force him.
Seems like a solid reason to keep on going.
Wanna wanna miss that? Imagine missing it.
That would be so fucking cringe.
Yeah.
I'm pushing it.
you get uh...
here it is
just slightly
Just...slightly...
That's fine.
It was, uh, I, I, I, I, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine. It was... It's fine. It's fine. It was dead. It was past court in 27th.
I hit a little corner when I dropped off. I got stuck. I got stuck. I got stuck. I got stuck.
It was that. It was that. It was that.
But it could have been. It could have been. It could have been.
So if we had gotten 20 obsidian, that would have been for sure.
I'm lucky.
Bro, I'm never gonna throw the dragon, alright, alright, I should.
I'm never gonna throw the dragon, it's not gonna happen, alright.
It's not gonna happen.
You just did. You cannot throw a run that is dead.
Are you tired? It was already past 1427.
You can literally not throw a run that is dead.
What the fuck?
literally impossible
getting close, getting close, getting close
getting real close
All right, that's a good food, that's a good iron.
all right, you go the entry.
Fortress.
five
two
three
five
I can't see it.
go on a spawner
you fucking testicle shaped head practice the fucking radding
oh my god you are so fucking shit
you are ugly you have lego hair and hair is stinky lens
You are so fucking dumb you haven't even noticed when the game behind you scored was minus one hundred forty.
Oh!
I'm the polymorphid better.
Alright, where was the bashing at? This direction.
Ah!
of
Is it?
There's a bear and...
a bear.
Is this it?
this is it this is it oh oh shit this is it boys I don't have any gold that's fine
but fucking Jesus
There's a lot of pigs boys.
There's a lot of pigs coming.
Alright, uuuhhhhhh
What if there's something like this?
Something like this?
I don't need finances in the potion, I have enough stream, I need to obsidian, I have
I'm gonna build the portal up top.
I always get a good sign of the mine.
Maybe there's some more pearls out of the trades I made up here in the ring.
Yeah, no more, no.
Alright, let's make it so they don't get it.
all right pray that this doesn't break chat or we are fucked in the ass
Okay.
minus seven.
Minus 9, 10, 11.
52 blocks away.
Overworld 4 and 21.
I have to go...
I don't have any pearls.
So I had to go another.
But that's the Danobueno.
The left path is unbuilt in 50.
This direction.
Alright, I remember where I got it, which is here.
It's not down here on this side.
Uhhh, 19.
Alright, is it 19?
I'm moving yeah it locks away
192 and 142.
142.
192 and 142.
Okay, straight down here.
That is
all the way down to 35.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm going to try to get it out of the way.
I don't know how proud of it.
I don't have pearls, it's a big problem because I cannot make it to the dragon at the time.
If you purchase, and if I stand close it's not a purge.
I kill all the enemy.
I go semi-fills.
The
Run this is the run this is the run this is the run this is the run this is the run xpd mollow
PURRSH!
Fucking perv!
I couldn't stand far away because I didn't have a lot of time to do it.
have the fuck to hurt me to get there.
That was not a fed. That was a lead.
I was dead in here
That looks like a wool on my bar
I look like a bed, I mean
But it was dead anyway. It was dead anyway. You can't throw at that run
You can't you can't throw at that run chat
But look at that, two dragons in two minutes.
What's happening chat? Are we finally getting a playable seed?
Yeah, I should have made 12, of course, but it was time and
efficient.
All the same.
Close, close.
Next time for sure.
Force the time is running out.
I missed my whole life savings, and you get into the dark sea and surfacing the goblins
before by March 31.
That's a big problem.
If this doesn't go the right way, I'm sorry to say it, but this is actually the end.
of
Ah, you see, they're on use sometimes, there's this new genix, another supporter.
I
just
Wow
be mind the lost seed was fortress first into bashing which is much slower than
bashing into fortress
imagine if we got a bashing first that would be insane
that would be insane
They can't find their skill thing, so we cannot find the proper skill.
We cannot find the book, it's dead there.
Okay.
A lot of boats.
A lot of distinctly manned cycle.
Welcome back to Daelin.
I got iron off the sword.
That is um, Forge.
I really don't Forge, actually.
What do we do with that?
I'm a retard, I swear, no matter how you want to look at it, it's dead.
that's no good
Let's go get the hobo.
Start this one.
There's nothing we can do!
dead
Okay, where's something, uh, leg-on-leg-love, maybe?
No, I'm... however.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go back to the game.
Let's make...
20 obsidian incoming.
Alright, we'll take 6, we'll take 6.
That's all the bread, that is uh not good.
I'll ask a GloveJetWin OpenWers, thank you, from back there.
Thank you, the bathroom is...
Okay, we didn't get... we didn't get much food.
So that's not very good, but we did get some other stuff.
Awesome.
Yeah.
We need to dig deeper.
I'm dead.
Alright, this might just be what I need.
3, 4, 5.
I'll save Fortress.
What the?
Ha!
Go off!
I was like, I don't know what to do with that point.
It's just not good.
Fuck.
Oh
Well, it's good
where the fuck is that?
of
Alright.
There's one Bastion.
uh
The fuck is my bolt
where the fuck is this bashing at?
Oh my god.
They trolling.
They are trolling.
like four five fucking down that's crazy what the fuck is that what the fuck
what is that?
fucking anomaly
the meme
99% speedrunners turn back for the fucking BT
This is why no one likes you, Aquaman.
Well, not bad, not bad, not dynamite, but I can't have it all, I can't have it all.
I
There we go bush to 220 into me
Okay, it was Jhinx from the start, what the fuck is going on?
You don't want to hear it, but it has to be said, as long as it is over, can you go?
Speedolio, welcome back. We got Ryder with the 10-3-9 demands.
A big cheer record today with the living of Mr. Forrest.
Wow, we're very close. Twice in a row.
Third time to charm.
Well...
Tickle!
That looks like a blacksmith.
Okay, try this again.
please give it to me
okay one blacksmith coming up coming up coming up
i'm coming up
so you better get this party started
coming up, coming up
I'm not gonna fuck this.
something in this direction
I'm pretty sorry
Not very bad.
down the way
and
It's a mine.
of
I'm not sure what's going on.
Alright, how do we find this lava?
Alright, cyclic for a full of lava.
I'll be out of the wild until we get there.
But we're looking at the 330m tree which is good considering we have the whole village
in the back of our pockets.
Shit.
I'm unfortunately dead.
Fuck.
Fuck it.
Shit.
One.
17T.
That is pretty cray, I would say.
and
Okay, this is a pretty good opener, I would say.
I'm saying it.
Ohhhh.
Look at his gun stop.
Oh my god, what the fuck is that?
of
Yes.
Well, what can we do with that?
I don't like this one bit.
Not one bit do I enjoy this.
What do you hate man?
No way for a say.
But that doesn't mean it was a bad entry.
maybe you are the best. A tremendous entry. Can you even say a tremendous entry?
Trump sure can.
that
ah
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
I
Spirits very butthole guy or girl
they get chill, right? he's been spamming for hours
it's time
it's time to fucking relax
okay
Yeah, there was actually a fucking legitimate female back in the day
Maybe she stood around a lot about
She would don't it fucking every day tiny bottle tiny bottle nothing but tiny bottle
When I met her in the twitch count in 2016
I was sure that there were no girls on the internet that generated this fucking door
there.
It wasn't enough.
This was Twitchcom 2015 in San Francisco.
Where are the 2,014?
The 2,014, maybe.
Was there one in 2014?
Was she hard at least?
Actually, yeah.
And...
Dill inwards.
But...
You're tricky.
Am I scaring the village?
She's in her 20s now.
Okay, relax.
She was definitely a target.
Oh my god!
Okay, we don't need...
bucket. But we do need a bucket. Okay, let's do this then. Let's do this.
where is this god forsaken
Crap.
Ah, that's fucking crazy.
All right, time to leave.
Well, fuckin' bitch.
Alright.
One, two, one, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, one, two, three.
One, two, three.
Improvising.
Boop!
Okay, we got a bash, so we are fortress and there's supposed to be a bash in this section,
but...
How close do you think that is?
It's kinda close actually, I don't know how I make this sure.
This could be a guaranteed shot, except we don't have iron.
It's a big problem.
When you don't have iron, it's better to say hi to them.
I can't tell if I'm getting baited by this fortress or if there's a bushing in here.
I just can't see it.
Oh, it's here.
Okay, remember that the fortress is in this direction right now?
Huh?
North...
North-east...
North-east, north...
one nugget off
Oh, you're trolling.
Alright, nuggets.
Uh, that's so annoying.
That is beyond annoying.
Oh, it's memorized.
What do we do?
I am on one island.
Yeah, I know.
I'm telling that.
I need one more nugget.
Don't know the chests.
It's dead.
it's fucking I'm doing all chests all the chests are loot
that's so fucking lucky one nugget of the world record
Can you believe it?
I can't.
I can't believe it.
That's all.
Fucking garland gives us fucking three.
And then the chest gives us nothing.
I need iron because I need a metal pick like this so that I can mine gold.
If you can only mine gold there with iron ore above, that's...
All right, let's try again.
What the fuck?
So this is the end, it hurts!
As long as in the universe he must be referring to me.
I might expand the village.
It's a black snake for fuck's sake!
Excuse me.
That's my baguette.
Uh...
So, let's get out of my backstitcher.
I
Fuck is it all done
there you are master bruce
ah double black smith
you gotta show me that now gimme gimme gimme
This village has no fucking food.
Starving village.
More threes.
Thank you, Gordon.
Thank you so much.
Hello, it's me, God. I'm destructing by the confirmed UR descent to the universe as you
think. As the smallest human, you will be my successor in today's game.
Attain it back to a bro, best friends.
Burn bitchy, learn bitchy, learn bitchy.
Learn bitchy.
the
Don't die, ring the same ear, man, it's a sportsman.
Dream batch, let's see, did he?
Yeah, oh, fucking tunnel.
That's what it looks like to me.
another one
okay we got a portal and a blacksmith oh my god i'm about to put a
5 that's really good, really good, really good.
Let's go ahead and do this.
We don't need to kill the golem here technically, but if we do we save obsidian.
Okay, um, we don't kill the garland, right?
I did it food though.
We just get the food.
Let's go ahead and do this, actually.
Let's get the buckets.
And let's do get this one.
Alright, one, two, three.
Let's go!
Two minute, it's good, it's good.
It's never
Not really much
This is not good
of
the
death
of
Are you gonna be so cool?
What gonna happen in three minutes?
Yeah
best patrolman bruh bruh bruh bring
Very insipid, KG Thunder, Rihanna and Goonie with 33, Tempimons and Ruletman, 3-batch.
I really do.
Five.
Mumbo is number five.
I just might.
wrong square
There.
Yo!
What the fuck?
that explains it
That is good, very good.
Ah, shit.
Just in time.
Alright, we got plenty of stuff. We can get one diamond there for the ultimate run.
Okay, nice. Who buys? We did not. 29? I don't know. 30 actually.
That is some good shits.
Let's go and do this.
Okay, doggy, I hear you and I raise you one shot.
Okay, do we have a little bit of lava?
Or me?
To dive into this...
What is this?
That's nothing.
And this? What is this?
That's also nothing.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Reflint, Reflint.
Alright, it's not terrible, we're doing a full food error, so, there's that.
that to be said well I'm tired of this fucking buy-in man holy shit 50% of
entries at least this piece of shit
what the heck man
All right.
All right then.
Okay, what the fuck is this room?
Let me out!
I hear you jumping around man!
Oh my god, I'm getting neck pain.
I'm falling down.
Thanks CCTV!
Thank you for the 5 years sir!
I guess it's over. We lost. Someone has not been paying attention, sir. You don't see
my fucking two ends today in a row.
I
Stick
That's not the good stuff, that's not the good stuff, that's not the good stuff, that's
that's not the good stuff she's terrible
Osun is tiny, but whole girl here.
Osun is now a clown, and he watched you throw two god scenes in a row and started crying.
He says he wishes excuse he was his father
and that you will never beat his record.
I think you're a tired gene past, don't you, Enforcin?
Ahhhh...
Not possible.
If anything, he would get an extra cumbersome.
We have no bucket.
No bucket.
Suck it there!
Sam, then take a character walk around.
Let's see a chamber.
Let's see the crown summer.
The 102 months.
Oh, boy, it's so...
of
I'm just gonna go back to the game and see what happens.
Oh, this looks like it could be.
something something gone wrong I have highly skeptical of this
highly highly highly highly I just have to go
Hello, Mr. Forrest. I was wondering why are you so us? Please clarify.
Why am I so ass? Well, an ass is good. Imagine if you didn't have an ass. You would probably die.
So, I'll take it as a compliment.
That's why they call it essential, right?
Comes from that word.
lower for you guys lower
Okay.
We got a portal over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
of
bro i keep K for in 3
it might be ok this time because we do have a portal but
not a big fan
noo
fuckface
i don't think this is war, we don't know
when you're gonna need the water or is Bruce Lee would say that
what the hell
eh, computable?
computable?
are you fucking trolling though?
you brought one fucking loud from the blacksmith I guess but
That is rough on my asshole.
I'm going back.
I have to go back.
I have to go back and get it.
I did not expect it to be so, but so it was.
a little jogging jogging seed
I really want to do this into this right into this right into this right into what the
You don't get a fucking star either?
Oh, okay.
I've had it with this fucking cursed sea, then.
I don't know what the fuck was that.
It ain't over until the fat lady sakes.
I love the house right now, it's fucking shits me.
I respect you.
Alright, I'm looking for my fucking shit.
Fuckin' shit.
Fuck your vid, I just, like, fucking suck dick.
We got built in.
Hello, built in my old friend.
You've come to fuck with me again.
What can we do with a 7?
There's a portal over there.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
I'll fight.
Let's see what we got.
Let's see what we got here... down we go into the abyss.
3, 4, 3, 2, 1.
This might be a really good scene and this is all night.
Wow, wow, wow, look who it is.
Yeah, I'm looking for that.
Come on.
to try it. I get a bucket. I get a bucket.
4.
Give me the bucket.
I need a bucket. I need the red houses. I have a high chance of dropping the buckets.
I guess we're going to need the stone stuff, unless we hammer him with a...
one off one of a kind
I don't know what I don't know what
four
Okay, this is solid.
This is very very solid unless this is bait.
It's not bait, it's not bait, I repeat.
We have a super entry.
uh, where? what? what? uh, is there a person? no, this one. is there a person? a person,
I'll tell ya. This is nobody home. This is so bad. What the fuck is this, man?
Very unfortunate. Super Jinx. Super Jinx.
Everybody wants to be mine and me.
Well, that's like 19.
That is a no-gooder.
A no-gooder!
Don't touch me.
What did I say?
What was that?
that is just what I'm getting now, should I?
Let's go out there and have a tea.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I like telling you
third dirt nothing yet
11
Okay, I'll run.
Where has he just died?
Another one.
Not much help.
I need a crafting table or a woollywood.
We'll get the goddamn wood ourselves.
Goddamn, son.
All right, let's do this game.
Okay.
Alright, I'm going to go straight down, see the water, what the fuck is that?
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go!
So what's it do I have?
So what's it do I have, I forgot.
Pro-wiredness. Yeah, something like that.
I have a lot of poop.
And they say, she was a real stick.
Alright, 230 village, that's fine. Totally acceptable.
one bashing sub 16 and whatever direction this is
Okay, come on, it's time to give me the good stuff, here's the bash I need.
We have gold boots. Okay, I won't chill. Are you chillin'?
It's a semi-built inn, which is really not great.
Well, that's what it is.
Here we go, here we go. This could be it.
It can also be shaped.
Fifty-fifty.
no you stay there
fuck is this shit
no
fuck is this shit
Check.
Nah.
Yeah.
It's built in shit.
Nothing to be done
I'm dead
No training pigs
fuck you bitch
unfortunately the fortress was closed
I'm going to run, I don't know if I'm f**king passionate
All right, I'm for it.
I
Well, well, well.
we have found it. I believe we very much would have found it over here. I see it. Is that
of passion. It was right behind me all along. I would have thought.
It is January 2026. People at my job see me watching a 40 year old hobo playing menikra.
They start to make fun of me, pointing and laughing.
I say to them, shut the fuck up.
Can't you see he's got a God seed?
He's locked in.
Who's laughing now?
Yeah, and they won't be laughing when you get that new merch.
Then you'll be the person named after the office, all right?
The Seed-My-Mail, right?
Coming soon.
But chat, that's gonna be it for today.
two seats, two potentials but not enough time, not enough time that I could have been,
but not enough time. It's not darling women, it's not brother thing, Royce.
I'm gonna be peace for today, tomorrow, tomorrow we'll be returning, return of the king.
That's me. Until then, thanks for watching. See you tomorrow.
Bye bye.